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Mistress Of The Light
As the sun sets on a distant horizon Hues of red and gold turn gray and black A waking storm seizes the tranquil sea Fearless mariners face nature’s attack Consumed by a plethora of violent waves The storm tattered sail was ripped from the mast Wind driven rain pelted the steadfast sailors Their diminishing hope was unsurpassed Unable to detect the course of his ship A call of distress descends on the night The summons is heard by Juliet The Angels keeper and mistress of light The temperamental fog bell has failed again With hammer in hand from the gallery she fled Perched on a stool for hours she sat Striking the bell till her fragile hands bled The unabated echo rang out through the night Desperately seeking the ill-fated crew Her gallant efforts did not go unheard With mornings light the ship was in view The waterlogged vessel passed through the gate Docking safely within San Francisco Bay Poised on the catwalk she smiled and waved “Ahoy there Capta
100,000 Please Help
Okay I need your help im in a contest to try and recieve a six month blast all I need is comments 100,000 to be exact. Please Comment me and help me out. Thanks
Things I Believe In!
In June of 2004, Victory Junction Gang Camp proudly opened its doors! The Camp was founded by Kyle and Pattie Petty, in honor of their son Adam. In 1999, after participating in a motorcycle ride to Camp Boggy Creek in Florida, the Petty family felt inspired to build a camp in North Carolina. Surrounded by beautiful hardwood forests, Victory Junction Gang Camp is located in the Piedmont Triad of North Carolina. The Camp was built on 72 acres that were generously donated by Richard and Lynda Petty. Victory Junction Gang Camp has a racing theme with the sights, sounds, look and feel of a race track! The Camp is comprised of 44 buildings, including the Goody's Body Shop medical center, the Hendrick Motorsports Fuel Stop dining hall, the Silver Theater, the Kyle Petty Charity Ride Across America water park, Adam's Race Shop, the Michael Waltrip Operation Marathon Sportscenter, Jessie's Horse Power Garage and much more! The Victory Junction Gang Camp is a member of the Association of
My Own Mistress
I am my own Mistress Never to be ruled by Or another's to have I guide myself with a stern hand But also with a loving Heart Knowing that compassion is the way to live My eyes are hard from years of hardships My skin is cracked and broken in places But my Heart and Spirit are still whole to this day Knowing my own Limitations Yet pushing myself past them To become the stronger person Treating others with respect and compassion As I would also wish to be treated For that is the way to Ones Heart Yet I am my own Mistress No one else's ever And never to be ruled over For I am My Own Mistress Wrote on 10~18~2007 Wrote by: Raven Darkwood
Time To Vent!
Destiny These words have been running through my head most of the day SO I will get some of them out. How do you know what the future holds for you?? How do you REALLY know what you want after you have been through a loss??? NO, not loss like death, loss as in the heartbroken kind. I am not sure if I am over my heartbroken loss yet. And it's been a little over 2 years, one failed rebound relationship, a LOT of lusted after(mostly onesided of course) women. So as usual it leads to me frustrated, confused, on the verge of yet again giving up on women. Writing them off, i still do not trust ANY woman, and most of what they have to say. Especially, if it involves their "alleged" interest/attraction to me. So today was a mix of why me?? ANd seems like no matter how much I try to meet someone, DESTINY/FATE keeps telling me no you are gonna be ALONE! Doesn't matter what you WANT, this is how it is! I had more words, but I did not really feel work was the place to be writing t
What A Life!
first off i would like to start with the fact that i have been on here for over a year now, thanks to a friend of mine. however, i put the fubar stuff away, and stayed with yahoo, i had a busy year an could barely keep up with that!!! now that im back, i have to say i have met some very interesting people and a couple great ones as well. i still havent figured out all this stuff yet.....however i have figured out that some people need to keep their clothes on an im not one of them! infact, im thinking some shouldnt even have pics if you ask me....oh btw did i tell you all yet, that im very honest an say what i think pretty much all the time? LOL so if you cant handle that, you may not want to read my blogs or be my friend for that matter. the ones that can handle it, stick around, it could get interesting! peace an love
The Egrit
Just a beautiful moment, that I wanted to share.... It stands smooth and white against the crystal blue waters, a statue of serenity. Its sleek feathers glisten in the sun, reflecting the warmth, the life, the love. It walks along the cool, green grass, each step a ballet, like a creamy white cloud floating along heaven’s skies. Suddenly, the wind changes. With a flutter of wings, the egret glides above the water and with one big sweep, brings the land and water into harmony.
Yay
Got the lab top fixed. So i am back online now. YaY just thought i would let those of you know that have rates my things or posted new pic's that i am still here, I have not forgotten about you. :D
Ice Campaign ,,,,this Is Imporant
ICE Campaign = "In Case of Emergency" please call?..you know does anyone else? We all carry our mobile/cell phones with names and numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of an emergency contact person or persons who you want to be contacted during an emergency under the name "ICE" (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents,
Short Quotes
A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face Love can tear you apart... it can kill you. But if you’re lucky, it can put you back together The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. What's meant to be will always find a way. Love robs those who have it of their wit, and gives it to those who have none. Nothing compares with the finding of true love; because once you do your heart is complete.
Drinkin
In Life You Can’t Turn Back
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought, “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!”. For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only cookie remained, she thought, “Ah…what this abusive man do now?”. Then the man taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Oh, that was too much! She was too angry now. In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she s
Uss California Bb44
USS California (BB-44), 1921-1959 USS California, a 32,300-ton Tennessee class battleship, was built at the Mare Island Navy Yard, California, and commissioned in August 1921. During the 1920s and 1930s, she actively participated in the activities of the United States Battle Fleet, often acting as flagship. In 1925, California was one of the ships that conducted a major trans-Pacific cruise to Australia and New Zealand. With most of the fleet, California deployed to Hawaii in 1940 and was based there as tensions rose in the Pacific over the next year. When Japanese carrier planes raided Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941, she was badly damaged by torpedoes and bombs, slowly settling to the harbor bottom over the next few days. Her salvage, repair and modernization represented a major undertaking by the Pearl Harbor and Puget Sound Navy Yards and was not completed until January 1944. Over two and a half years after she was sunk, California reentered combat, providing heavy gunfire
Total_package's Blog.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
Fearless
I stand Fearless before you Naked to just bare skin Knowing your Great Form Will not bring Harm to me Silently I wait to see you In all your Mighty splendor As you emerge from your great cavern With Wing spread wide and Head held High. Behold thine Majestic Beauty! I stare, with jaw slackened, up toward the sky To see thines proud Head and crown As you flap your wings to take flight shielding my face as you sore through the air I watch is simple joyous pleasure As you Light the Night sky Then plum it back down to me Landing on all fours you kneel before me As I watch you with a delightful twinkle in my eye Know that this was a rare gift given to me For I had Shown to you I was Fearless Showing to be Fearless To one as Great as you Was a risk at first But turned out to be a reward in the end Being Fearless to a Mighty Great One Has given me the chance to ride Upon your Mighty scaled back And to sore into the night sky wrote 10~1~2007 Wrote
Uss Nevada Bb36
USS Nevada BB-36 (1916-1948) USS Nevada, first of a class of two 27,500-ton battleships, was built at Quincy, Massachusetts. She was commissioned in March 1916 and operated in the western Atlantic and the Caribbean until mid-1918, when she went to the British Isles for World War I service. Following that conflict, Nevada was active in the Atlantic, Caribbean and Pacific. Cruises to Brazil in 1922 and to Australia in 1925 punctuated a decade of regular fleet exercises and drills. Nevada was modernized in 1927-30, exchanging her "basket" masts for tripods. The update work also included the installation of a new superstructure, relocation of her five-inch secondary battery, new anti-aircraft guns and significant improvements to her firepower and protection. She then returned to duty with the U.S. Battle Fleet, mainly operating in the Pacific over the next eleven years. The only battleship able to get underway during the 7 December 1941 Pearl Harbor Raid, Nevada was the object of
Uss Maryland Bb46
USS Maryland BB-46 (1921-1959) USS Maryland, a 32,600-ton Colorado class battleship, was built at Newport News, Virginia, and commissioned in July 1921. During the 1920s and 1930s, she participated in regular fleet training and combat exercises. Maryland also made some notable long-distance cruises, including one to Rio De Janeiro in the Summer of 1922 to participate in Brazil's Centennial Exposition, the U.S. Fleet's trans-Pacific voyage in 1925, and President-Elect Herbert Hoover's 1928 good-will tour of Latin America. Maryland's base was changed from Long Beach, California, to Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, in 1940. She was moored at Pearl Harbor when the Japanese struck on 7 December 1941, but received relatively minor damage. Following repairs and overhaul, Maryland operated with Task Force One off the U.S. West Coast in 1942, deploying to the South Pacific later in the year. She took part in operations to capture the Gilbert and Marshall Islands in late 1943 and early 1944, employin
Idiots Among Americans
Well my wife and i were going through the news when all of the sudden she came across this news article http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071019/ap_on_re_us/supervised_injections;_ylt=AikEf02XLpjZ1P.DLdmnfTlH2ocA now it may only be me but it seems that we have a nation of idiots that are basically legalizing cocaine use by making a safe house where cops cannot enter wouldnt you agree that we are stupid for this ??? i want feedback on this one!!!!
Uss Pennsylvania Bb38
USS Pennsylvania BB-38, (1916-1948) USS Pennsylvania, lead ship of a class of two 31,400-ton battleships, was built at Newport News, Virginia. Commissioned in June 1916, she served as the Atlantic Fleet's flagship into the early "Twenties". Though her operations during this time were primarily off the U.S. east coast and in the Caribbean area, Pennsylvania briefly cruised to France in December 1918. Transiting the Panama Canal to the Pacific early in 1921, she became flagship of the newly-organized Battle Fleet. During the next eight years, she led the Navy's battleships in maneuvers in the Atlantic, Caribbean and in the Pacific, including a cruise to Australia and New Zealand in mid-1925. From June 1929 to May 1931, Pennsylvania received an extensive modernization at the Philadelphia Navy Yard, Pennsylvania. She emerged with new "tripod" masts, improved combat systems, and an enlarged armored conning tower to better support her mission as fleet flagship. Through the following de
Uss Tennessee Bb43
USS Tennessee BB-43 (1920-1959) USS Tennessee, a 32,300-ton battleship, was built at the New York Navy Yard. Commissioned in June 1920, she operated in the Atlantic area for a year and then transferred to the U.S. Pacific coast, where she was based for nearly two decades. As a unit of the Battleship Force, she participated in regular training and fleet exercises, winning the "E" for excellence in gunnery during the mid-1920s. In 1925, Tennessee transited the Pacific to visit New Zealand and Australia. With tensions with Japan rising, her base was moved forward to Pearl Harbor in 1940. On 7 December 1941, Tennessee was one of eight battleships present when the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Moored inboard of USS West Virginia (BB-48), she was hit by two bombs, which damaged two of her four gun turrets, and was scorched by burning oil from the sunken USS Arizona. In late December, after temporary repairs, Tennessee steamed to the Puget Sound Navy Yard, Washington, for an overhaul.
Why?
I cannot hide these emotions I feel ... I am so confused and wish I could get this over with. it is a never-ending emotional roller coaster with you. once I think the ride is over, another tremendous fall lies ahead ... you love another, and that I understand. but living with it, I cannot bare ... I love you, those words mean so much to me. it is a terribly over used phrase I know, but when I say it ... I mean it with all my heart. I love you. there are no other words to describe it ... I know it is love because of how much pain it causes me night and day ... I wish and hope with all my heart that this would be over and done with ... but it never is. why?
A Small Circles
I'm unemployed 'n I have slipped disc, so my days are almost same but I enjoy my life. Therefore my blog name is A Small Circles by humor... but I've to say that now i'm writing blog in english first time. Before I've write in finnish of course in my other site. Today my day was great!! Last night I was here in Fubar and then in the morning I went sleep 'n woke up about at P.M. 16:00. That's of course means day is over here in Finland. But it's Ok me. My day beging in night!! That's why I'm here in Fubar. I spend my nights here 'n I like to meet new people and make friends.
Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing
How I Feel About You
How do I tell you how I feel about you When everytime i think of you my body shakes everytime i see you my knees grow weak and everytime i'm with you i dont want the time to end. When everytime i look into your eyes, i wish i was there everytime i see you smile my heart melts and every night before i go to sleep i pray we dont end. I've tried somehow to say: you're the sun that lights up my sky the wind that keeps me cool on a hot summer day and sweet incense that keeps me on a natural high I want so much to tell you: that without you with me each day my day isn't complete that since day one I've always wanted to be with you that no matter what's going on in my life you're the reason there's a smile on my face and that loving you seems to be all I need to know. But everytime I want to the words just wont come out to you it may sound mushy or too cute you may not believe it so it's better I keep my mouth closed Then to try to tell you exactly whats on
Just A Rate Please
This is for a 2 hour contest..Will you please rate it for me. IF YOU WANNA BOMB P YOU MAY ALS DO THAT BUT IM WORKING ON RATES AS THERES A WINNER FOR RATES AND COMMENTS
A Great Bread
1 tablespoon sugar or honey 1 2/3 cups warm water (110 to 115 degrees), divided 1(1/4 oz.) envelope active dry yeast 5 cups all-purpose flour or bread flour 2 teaspoons salt 6 tablespoons olive oil, divided 1 tablespoon dried culinary lavender flowers 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 teaspoon coarse salt (sea or kosher) ¼ teaspoon black pepper In a small bowl, combine sugar or honey with 1/2 cup of warm water. Sprinkle yeast over the mixture; let the stand until foamy, 5 to 8 minutes. Sift the flour into a large bowl. Make a well in the center of the flour and pour in remaining water, yeast mixture, and 4 tablespoons olive oil. Mix approximatelly 5 minutes or until you form a dough; transfer to your work surface. Knead for 10 minutes then add the salt and knead for a approximately 6 to 10 minutes or until the dough is very smooth (if the dough sticks to your hands, add some additional flour, one tablespoon at at time). Spray a large bowl with non-stick cookiny spray. F
Shopping
I don't know if any of you actually ever heard of Deseret industries,otherwise known as DI. You do have to be a good chooser when shopping there,it's a thrift store and they have quite a bit of stuff. Looking into clothes is fairly interesting,I've been able to find 70$ 80$ dollars value woolen items for less then 10$,sometimes even 4$!!!!!!! I'm a bit of a scottish pattern skirts freak,so if you like those,there's quite a few,just don't take em all , and leave some for me to buy :D have a good day ya'll if you ever shopped there,let me know what you think! comments appreciated.
Treatments
So most things are the same, my iron was low though! So the Doc gave me an injection to give me a boost. I don't feel really good today! unfortunatley, but it is the night of Chemo, since chemo was today, I will feel better tomorrow I am sure as is the ususal. I meant to say last time that I have chemo the day AFTER Halloween. but I meesed up. I will also be able to put a treatment at the end of my treatment schedule because the Doc is taking pity on me and letting me skip the one before Thanksgiving! WOOHOO...this way I can taste my food. But it is ok, he wouldn't let me if it wasn't safe. I will have another treatment before then. Then one the week after Thanksgiving and another one two weeks later.....He said it's all about me! LOL This will also give my body a chance to fee good for a little while, but I will be able to taste the turkey and cranberries ans sweet potatoes..I am so excited! I did make Matzah Ball soup for dinner tonight and Perry made the Latkas, b
Life
Why oh why do people play mind games? I dont understand it or appreciate it. In my other blog "regrets" I talked about this "friend". Well that so called Friend text'd me tonight and we've been fighting for hours. He doesnt see my side of things. Its all about him. Funny 3 other people are totally on my side on this. Ugh! I just wish he'd go away. Its obvious he doesnt care about me so why bother msg me?!?!?
We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Please Help Lucy
Please click the pic above and leave her as many comments as you can, she always returns all love shown. Many thanks Love to all Dazzy xxxxxx
Pondered Thoughts Of This Ravens Mind
Have you ever pondered and wondered why we are here to exist in this world? Have you pondered, just for a second, why the world is the way it is?? Have you ever wondered, while you sit alone in the dark, if things would be better without you here to mess it all up??? Have you ever pondered, what this world would be like without you interfere in affair that aren't yours??? Have you ever, just for a minute, wondered why you have the feeling as if no one wants you??? If something was wrong with you because of that simple feeling???? Have you ever wondered, would everyone be better off if you simply left???? Would anyone miss you???? Would anyone really care???? Would the ones that claimed to love you, cry or be saddened by your lose??? These are but a few of the many questions that flout within this Raven's Mind. If any care to answer them, feel free to do so. Or if you wish to tell me that I am not the only one with theses questions also feel free to do so. Blessed Be, Merr
Bugging
These things are so damn annoying! They are everywhere! They fly and land on me. It totally creeps me out. I might have to ask for an exterminator to come in.
Kill The Husband
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya
Sad To Find Out A Person You Invite To Your Home As Lied
I INVITED A PERSON INTO MY HOME , BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY WERE IN A SITUATION THAT WAS NOT GOOD . SO , OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART , I INVITED THE PERSON HERE . HASN'T MADE ANY EFFORT TO GET UP OFF HER ASS TO FIND A JOB, BEEN ON THE COMPUTER 24/7 , GIVEN OUT MY PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING , SAYING I SAID IT WAS FINE AND I DIDN'T . I SUPPORTED THIS PERSON SINCE SECOND WEEK OF JULY . LIED ABOUT ME TO A FRIEND , STATING , I KICKED HER OUT FOR NO REASON , WHICH IS A LIE . I SAID SHE HAD TO LEAVE , BECAUSE I CAN NOT TRUST HER . HERE IN MY HOME ALONE , WHILE I'M WORKING FOR 8 HRS.
Help Me
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=50183 first 5 people to join me and say I invited you gets me a big pimpn gift. HELP ME
Don
Way up atop of rocky mountains A lion liveth way down below Ram-ming heads you can be certain Clouds of dust in a jungle ya'll better know The ONE that will stand in the end again The ruler is there making a show Nothing else for them to gain Sex is then ready for the go Regardless of all the pain Penetration with no woah woah woah The ram stands unsheltered in the rain The lion into the den there you can follow King of the mountain and the king of the jungle The Ram is above and the Lion is below... Don.
Mine
You're the woman I've dreamt of ever since I was a child Since I noticed Daddy's eyes when he saw Momma smile I wanted what they had and now I have it too I'm so thankful that my dream has finally come true Well you know, everything about me and I know, there's no reason for me to be scared But sometimes there's a lump so deep in my throat, it's hard for me to say I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my mind, it's true You're the one that I turn to I love the way you smell, your laugh, the way you make me feel I've never been with someone who has made it all feel so real Sometimes I lie awake and wonder if it's all a dream but when I role over you're still layin' next to me Well I know, everything about you and you know, there's no reason for you to be scared So you tell me everything that's on your mind. I just want you to know I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my
Real Talk
I am so tired of fake people.... talkin shit behind ya back, actin like they hard, and not bein able ta man up and say the shit to ya face. ya feel me? If you real, get at me!
Suicide
Ok so after a bit of a discussion on the subject tonight I have come to the conclusion that if someone kills themself over something you said...you should not feel bad. I know this may seem harsh to some of you out there but look at it like this. If someone kills themself over something you just said to them then well, it was going to happen anyway. think of it as a verbal euthenasia. you find a jumper on a ledge saying he is gonna jump so you tell him to hurry up because there is a line to use that ledge.
Baby Halloween Costume
Halloween is most awaited by young and old alike as they can dress in costumes and scare the wits of others. Even babies are made to wear halloween costumes. In fact, baby halloween costumes are much in demand. People like to dress their babies in wonderful clothes and photograph them. Baby halloween costumes manufacturers make a huge profit during halloween season. Halloween is not just about costumes. Trick-or-treating, also known as guising, is an activity for children on Halloween in which they proceed from house to house in costumes, asking for treats such as candy with the question, "Trick or treat?" Trick-or-treating is one of the main traditions of Halloween. It has become socially expected that if one lives in a neighborhood with children one should purchase treats in preparation for trick-or-treaters. The National Confectioners Association reported in 2005 that 80 percent of adults in America planned to give out candy to trick-or-treaters, and that 93 percent of children
This Is Me
Cool Flash Toys at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com This is Me - Grant (Hab) My name is Grant. You know me as Hab. The name Hab comes from the nickname of my favorite Hockey Team, the Montreal Canadiens. I am Canadian. Note the difference in spelling as Canadiens is the French version. I am a sports fanatic unlike some others. I have a vast collection of Sports Autographs that fills every inch of my living room. I was born August 31st, 1960, in a very small Northwestern Ontario town called Beardmore. Mom was Finn and Swede. Dad was French Canadian and Scottish. When asked, I call myself French. Actually, French Canadian. Both were born in Canada. When I was 3 years old my parents moved to a City called Port Arthur, Ontario. It was next to another City called Fort William and in 1970 the two amalgamated into Thunder Bay, Ontario. I grew up playing baseball and hockey, and actually was very good at both. I also took Karate for about 6 years until Highschool. A week before I was to go for my
My Shoutbox
READ IT AND FUCKING GET IT ALREADY!!!
What Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that
Woohoo
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g
Please Help These 3 Boombastic Males Level
Please help these dynamos level! Please help arcangel get to level 19. He's a new guy, but he's very cool. ~ArcAngel~@ fubar Please help Jewels get to level 12. He'll give you a big hug for it! JEWELS.......... fan, rate, add, and plz hug me!@ fubar Please help Larry B get to level 16. He helps out everyone! LarryB@ fubar
Wish All Guys Had The Words To Make It Better, Or At Least To Try...awww..
for the sake of privacy, no names will be mentioned' also, im not sayin all guys are insensitive or dont kno or never say good things, but im sayin its nice how som ppl do it wen u need it most _________________**************________________ : your a sweetie, and u have forever to fall in love, your young and beautiful, so relax and enjoy life, no being sad or heartbroken, lifes to short and any guy would be thrilled to have you ___________***********************______________ there is someone who always said wat was needed but thats my story...;(
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Age
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken a back by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that
That Is Love
That Is Love Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.
Late Night
has insomnia. When i cant sleep at night i get bored. When i get bored i want someone to talk to about anything. I guess boredom is a good things sometimes but not when you have insomnia. Sorry to whom i have bored with this observation.
Captain's Blog
woohoo! yea! first blog! yea! woohoo!
Sore
sore. I am a 34D. I am not sure why, maybe I just need them titilated by somebody. I don't like it when they are sore; its uncomfortable.
Haikus
eye saw a fish walk through my marijuana fields eye thought he was hi the sun shone brightly while moon continued to shine for that overtime a mouse who saw eye looked kool from safe in the wall said "sucker??eyeball!" faint sun rises high above green ivy branches hoping the Cubs win salamanders dart under the fledgling branches searching for ripe bugs Boss Pig ate the trash to muster up his strength to break up the riots it did not come out, so there was no light that day-- Sol goes on strike, too nobody in life has had more reason to sweat more rivers than eye
Pimp Out
All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends
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Idiots
it took yall more time to report my mumm when yall could of just easily passed by it.IDIOTS!!! and yall know good and well it didn't hurt anyone.now i can't write mumms because ppl have nothing else better to do.plain fucking childish and you can report this goddamn blog too. grown ppl acting like kids.FUCK YALL!!!!
Stacy's Blog
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Shy/SweetYour shy and sweet. Your kind of shy when it comes to sex but that adds a little somthing special to it. Your always sweet and you like to make sure your partner is having a good time. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Soft/slow 80%Shy/Sweet 80%Passionate/wet 60%Awkward/New 45%Hot/hard 40%Exciting/Exotic 30%
Old Man Balls
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls
Here's A Vacation Spot
I'VE BEEN BUSY HERE ON THE LITTLE KNOWN ISLAND OF "COMEONIWANNALAYYA" LOCATED BETWEEN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS(THO I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY...YET)AND TED'S....WITH IT'S WHITE BEACHES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER.COME JOIN ME ON THE BEACH DURING THE DAY AND AT NIGHT TAKE IN THE NIGHT LIFE... JOIN IN THE WEELKLY JUDGING OF WOMEN OVER 80 WET T-SHIRT AND SPAM THROWING CONTEST.SAMPLE THE WORLD(OR AT LEAST ON THE ISLAND)FAMOUS 5 TEQUILA MARGARITA....... STAY 4 DAYS/6 NIGHTS IN A FANTASTIC LUXURY BUNGALOW COMPLETE WITH HOT/COLD WATERFALLS...SO TAKE YOUR VACATION WITH ME....WE'LL HAVE A SWELL TIME!!! WARNING:staying at "comeonIwannalaya" island can result with the folllowing side effects: calmness,sense of well being,relaxation,lower blood pressure & heightened self-esteem and confidence..talk to your doctor or pharmacist before coming to the island.....if your in a perpetual bad mood or nursing(on 2nd thought)the island may help.results may vary. note: the government of "comeonIwannalayya"island
Marry Me?
This is called Fubar MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your Fubar Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"
Rehab - Sittin At A Bar
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the
What Do U Do?
What do u do for yourself when u feel bad?
Insomnia
What would u do if u had alot a time on ur hands? Edward norton, started fight club..but do i wanna end up with my personal army, a girl & collapsed economy?? some of u r sayin' "yeah" but guys let me remind u that unfortunatly this isn't a movie, this is real. u wake up at 7 u go to work at 9 u finish 5-6 n u have like 30-48 hrs to kill before u passout. in between the 48 hours u still go to work n ur prayin' to get exausted enough to hit the sack!.... yeah it sucks! ok spending time doing a hobby or readin' or sitting on ur ass half naked watchn' tv, thinking ur master of the universe 'n eatin junk food would help ..sure that's a time killer, spending it with ur buddies in a local bar picking up women helps too, hell u might even find that long lost poetry book ur g.friend gave u once apon a time! gettin' wasted/stoned would do the trick, but if u wake up n find out that u've been OUT for a weak sleepin in a dumpster 'n kissing a dog.. don't blame me! I'd SHUTUP n take a pil
Answer And Send In A Private Message
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c
Be Careful
30 Days Of Night
30 Days Night Me and a friend went to see 30 Days Of Night yesterday at the Regal before it was suppose to be in movies today. My sister Angie got free tickets and couldn't go so she gave them to me. 92 and 93.5 were there and they were giving things out. I got a mouse pad with the saying 30 Days Of Night and its suppose to look like blood is underneath it that you can move around. Was wondering if anyone else was going to see this?
Day One
Being dead sucks. I can't drink or shoot up or even score with hookers. I shoulda thought this through first.
Save The Red Arrows....
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh
Buyers Beware Don't Mess With Brew Don't You Dare
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .
Beware
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers ap pear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! Maybe even your KIDS!!! A purse contains all kinds of
Carrots, Eggs Or Coffee? There Is Insight Here
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. :-) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the daughter replied. Her mother brou
For Everyone Who Has A Stalker
Free Happy Hour!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST. If you are interested, please send me an email with your picture or a link to your picture that you would like to submit and I will place them in the Contest Album.
Damn Tractor!
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, 'Son, come with me.' He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, 'That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car.' The boy was not too happy but he did understandthat situation and said, 'Okay, Dad.' A week later, his second son (10 years old)approaches him wanting a new two-wheelbicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . 'as soon as that tractor is paid for . . ' Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the
Wisdom
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned tha
Webster Tarpley: The 9/11 Issue: Key To Stopping World War Iii
Lonewolf_ron
hello to everyone how is everyone today
Any Given Time
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'S RIGHT HERE -YOU'RE EMBEDED IN MY SOUL FOR SURE -ANY GIVEN TIME I SEE -THE BEAUITY THAT IS ALWAYS ME -ANY -GIVEN -TIME -I SWEAR BY THE LORD AND THE MOON -IN THE SKY -FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING -I BE CALLING YOU -I'M TOTALY LOST WITH OUT YOUR LIGHT -I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU GOD -I FINDING MYSELF STRIVING HARD ALL THE TIME -NOT A SINGLE DAY GOES BY -MERCY WITHOUT BOASTING -GIFTS WITHOUT TERMS -GOODNESS WITHOUT ANGER -FOREGIVE WITHOUT REASON -ANY GIVEN TIME -I DO MY BEST TO STRIVE -IN YOUR NAME I RISE -THE APPLE OF MY EYE -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL ALONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M IN IT TO DEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL GONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN AS I'M WRITING THIS SONG -EVEN WHEN I'M ON A HIGH -EVEN WHEN I TRY TO TOUCH THE SKY -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -A
Newbie
thought id say a few words being im new to the site -- im 36 and love to meet new ppl and have fun- i just had gastric bypass surgery this past JAN 19th and ive lost like 230 lbs so far and im feeling great - so stop by and ill return the favor!!!
My First Fubar Blog
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn
Need A Fu-wife
hey ladies of Fubar Im lookin for my fu-wife are you the one, Give me a reason why I should choose you and give me some pics of you I will make my choice at the end of the month.
Friendship
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quiet a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' 'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'
Life Part 41
Well, I am getting a little discouraged about Fubar. The contest went bad, I was accused of things I did not do, and my comment ability was taken away. I have emailed 3 times to support and no one has bothered getting back to me. They just don't care. Those 2 nasty women have written ugly things about me and that is okay because they are friends with Support. They can get by with what ever they want. So I enter what seems like a harmless contest and then all Hell breaks loose. I haven't really even been on Fubar. Every time I log on and see no email back from Support, I get more discouraged. Sorry if it seems like I am ignoring you all but there really isn't much I can do on Fubar any more but blog and use the shoutbox that doesn't work 50% of the time. It being Friday was supposed to be a good day. I get woken up by Peter at 5:30 in the morning with him searching for his wallet. He is tearing apart the house looking for his wallet. Keeps coming in the room, yell
Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer
Summary of my last year on the computer: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out f
Get Payed
do you want to get payed for doing this go to this site and sign up it free. http://r.yuwie.com/bigwolf
Joke Of The Day 2
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”
No Free Lunch
No Free Lunch There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one of the exchange students, a young man, kept rubbing his back and stretching as if it hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting the communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke, "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a f
Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
Order In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > W
Yes Master
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our
My Greatest Friends
Thank you for being you, and for the wonderful person you are!!! Thank your mom for having you and raising such a wonderful son!!! I can't wait to go see you!! Sooner rather than later you know!!!! Have I told you how truly great you are?? You have stood by me thru all the drama, all the crap, held my hand when I thought that I could not keep going, encouraged me to look beyond the people whose LIES AND HATRED have tainted my existence and see that there are some people worth having in my life! You have defended my honor and my character, and rightly so, and you have made sure that the people who truly matter know the REAL truth about me. For this I thank you with all my heart! and then...... I THANK YOU with EVERY INCH of my soul. You spoil me in ways that even thru the distance matter so much, ranging from the TWO LITTLE WORDS that you know can make or break my day based upon whether or not I hear you say them( and you are the ONLY oe who can say them and get the reaction from me tha
The Stranger
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand
Train Trip
You are catching the train into town to meet me and you dress sexily for the occasion in a very short, hipster mini skirt with no panties and a thin, short top that puts your hard nipples on display for all to see. The top only cums down just past your breasts and you like the large amount of your skin that is on display from your boobs down to your pubes, if you had any. At this time of morning, the station is crowded with people and you have enjoyed the lustful stares you have received from the guys you have passed as they devoured your hot body with their eyes. As you are jostled and brushed on the platform, you know that it is not accidental as arms and elbows touch your pointed breasts and you smile as you realize you are wet. The crowd gets denser and you feel the guy behind you pressing against you. His hard cock pressing into you only gives you a sense of control and you press back against him a little, feeling his hardness between the cheeks of your pert arse. However, y
My Baby Registry
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse
Quiet Angels
We are known as a leveling family. Several times I have posted blogs and bulletins about different people needing leveled. I've seen where not even ONE angel went to help level to only 2-3 help. I also know that a lot of the angels are online, but choose to ignore things that are posted. What is the sense in being a leveling family and posting blogs about others needing leveled. Several angels even read the blogs but DID NOT bother to go help at all. If they were out of rates, then it takes a few seconds to place a comment stating that. It's that simple. Others have but on the most part half of this family doesn't even read the blogs I post. I was told by Kelli weeks to a month or so ago to go ahead and post blogs on people who need leveled. It appears to me that some are taking their positions on here too serious n too far n letting it go to their heads. This isn't a job for cripes sake. Yes I agree if you have a position in the family you should do that part, but my god don't act lik
Sad B-day Coming Up
Ok Sunday is my b-day and all i wanted was an ipod i ask my mom and dad and sis and bro and they all said that they cant do it....and this is the only thing i wanted in the whole world..why do they ask u what u want then u tell them and its like well i cant get u that..Well thats what i want so why cant i have it..I know i should wait until Sunday to see what all i get but i know that its not going to be a IPOD and thats what i want...i might sound like a big baby i dont care....so if u dont like it dont read it...:((
Fantastic Four Halloween Costume
Fantastic Four halloween costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. This year Fantastic Four Halloween Costume is very popular. What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters (for example the fantastic four halloween costumes are popular this year). Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise.
Game Room
I am trying to think of good things that I can put in my game room. so far I have an 87 inch projector screen, a PS2, an XBOX, a 1,000 watt surround system, DirecTV, black lights and some other stuff. Please help me think of other cool stuff to put in it!
Funny Stories Of My Life
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said
Lounges
COME CHECK OUT ONE OF THE NEW LOUNGE ADDITIONS ON FUBAR! THE MUSIC IS ALWAYS LIVE AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS FUN.. ***Click Anywhere On The Pics To Hit Up The Lounge***
New Join Us
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bombers & Family Club We will bomb 24/7, any contest,any give away, or if you just want leveled up call of our crews. I am the Owner of this new family Corky1952/ Commanding Officer This is a Founder Gail/Squardron Comander this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and fallow them You will have to get a salut if u dont have one Add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us Cause thats w
Appointed Favor
Appointed Favor Today's Scripture “For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live” (Ephesians 2:10). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, He’s already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, you’ll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into God’s blessings! When you really understand this principal, you’ll begin to get excited about every single d
Real Men Wear Pink
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladies on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK
Contests
I'm in a tattoo contest sponsored by Shane '**BaldPunk**Spirit Bombers**Nuttin But Country Bouncer!! Click on my picture and vote!!!!!!!!!!! Love you all!!!!! .:*de*:.
Love Or Money?
dont know what one to take...someone who loves me deeply but cant take care of me or someone who can take care of me but dont love me "yet"...dont know what to do....
Loboshewolf Needs Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud
Celtic Frost!
German death metal at it's true best!.....Go out an check Necronomicon or Into the Pandemonium!....Awsome for listening to for all you non poseurs out there!......lol.......Rock on an peace out yall!
Dick Smacks!
Get over it!...I am a dude!......Quit checkin my profile,damnit!............Go smack your dick an move on,puh-leeze!.....Go rate another male's profile an leave me the f-alone!.....Am a ladie's man,damnit!.......lol.....Much love,muahs an thanks!
Scorpio
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always exceed your pleasure standards.
Hi All
Little One I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed Staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live Your life your own way I'm bein set and if you forget Get the picture with the Cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright
Me
HEY JUST A BLOG ABOUT ME...MY NAME IS SARAH IM FROM ARKANSAS..IM 29 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN MY OWN APT...I HAVE A BF RIGHT NOW...KINDA NEW TO FUBAR...BUT I LOVE IT BETTER THEN MYSPACE RIGHT NOW..ANYWAYS I AM 5'5 BL0NDEISH BROWN HAIR BUT IS A NAUTRAL BLONDE...HE HE IM A OUT GOING LOVING PERSON I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS IM A FAMILY PERSON AND I HAVE A MONTH AND HALF OLD NEPHEW THAT I LOVE TO DEATH...LOVES TO GO MUDDING 4 WHEELING...JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GETS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DOING SOMETHING BESIDED BEING ON THE NET ANYWAYS IF YA WANNA KNOW MORE JUST BOX ME OR ADD ME TO YAHOO MESSY ITS ippie_wtfdouknow@yahoo.com ANYWAYS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON PEACE AND LOVE....SARAH
To Do List Or Should Do List?!?!?!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Je! opardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can' t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal favorite: "It'
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SO HERE IT GOES. IT'S BEEN A WEEKS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKIN AT MY SECOND JOB. I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTAION AIRPORTS DIVISION VISITORS INFORMATION PROGRAM. FOR SHORT I AM V.I.P. ASSISTANT. I LOVE IT. I MAKE TRIPLE THE MONEY WORKIN THERE THAN MY OTHER JOB. IM STILL WORKIN AT ALOHA PHOTO ART STUDIOS BUT ONLY 2-WICE A WEEK. IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENITRE LIFE. IM PRETTY MUCH SET NOW JOB WISE. I CAN STILL CONTINUE SCHOOL AND STILL MAKE THE MONEY I NEED. AWSOME BENEFITS AND I WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE. MADE ALOT OF SACARAFICES IN LIFE BUT ONLY FOR THE BEST SO THIS IS TO MY FRIENDS: SORRY FOR THE M.I.A. ACTION BUT U WILL SEE ME AROUND SOON I PROMISE.
Thank You Warren Haynes
Mysterious, blown in with the night All this beauty captured in a frame Visibly shaken, but never stirred Drives them insane I see the way she plays her men And I know I've got to know her name She's so beautifully broken Shaped by the wind Dangerously twisted Here I go again I see the way she cast her spell It's like drowning in moonlight Discards them she's done They're lost in her twilight I watch her move from star to star And I wonder why, why it feels so right She's so beautifully broken You can barely see the flaw Especially from a distance Which is always how I fall Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that never learned to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I can break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Why do I fall for the dangerous ones The ones that don't know how to let go And why do I lie to myself And pretend that I could break her When she's already been so Beautifully broken Shaped by t
Gone For The Weekend
Hey this is for all my Fu Friends. I won't be around over the weekend, so I will see all of you on Monday. Hopefully by then my camera cord will be here from Italy and I can add some real pics and hopefully a salute. Hope everyones weekend is filled with lots of drinking and lots of sex. Party On!!! Love and big sloppy Kisses, Michelle.
My Friend
Jason Massed 71'-91' By: Raso For the times we laughed and for the times we cried. The nights spent talking until the morning sunrise, knowing each other so well there wasn't one surprise. That unspoken bond that both shared. To know without words how each other cared. The future, the unknown, deciding which road to take. There was always trust, a give and take, protecting each other from our own mistakes. In my time of need you always knew what to say. To bring me back and out of harms way. To the plans we had and to the bets we made. The bragging rights of who'll make the grade, and the dues we knew were yet to be payed. Always competing to be better than the other. I always thought of you as my brother. One split second in time you were gone in a flash. Just the everyday news report of a common car crash with streets littered with twisted metal and shattered glass. The pain that cuts you deep to bone. To know
Are You A Real Man?
For the remaining of October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, lets show the ladis on Fubar some respect by wearing this graphic as our default ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO WEAR PINK PLEASE REPOST AND LETS SEE HOW MAN REAL MEN ARE IN FUBAR
No Shit!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO
For Mom Helen Love You Cherie & Kage
KAGE & I WOULD LIKE TO TY YOU'S FOR PRAYING FOR MOM HELEN , PLEASE KEEP THEM GOIN TY LOVE CHERIE & KAGE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Fuck Fubar!
Well my friends, I got an answer back. This is all it said: "Read the terms of service." That is all the answer I got after 4 emails. They are just such nice people here. No explanation, no letting me know that is temporary or permanent. Nothing. Terms of service doesn't explain anything to me. I read it. I have done absolutely nothing wrong. What kind of answer is that? They are pathetic immature assholes that run this place that probably were not very popular in high school! So I am taking it as they have cut me off and are not going to do anything about it and those fucking bitches that did this to me win! I wonder if I told them I was planning on buying a few happy hours but decided I wasn't going to because I can't comment anyone, if that would change their mind? I will not give the people that run this place a dime of my money! Go to Hell! I am really pissed off right now if you can't tell. I just can't believe that they can't even spend 2 seconds t
Head Issues!
Ok, so anyone that I've talked to on here now knows that I split up with my husband of 9 years last week. Anyone that knows us as a couple are extremely shocked because there was no signs to anyone that anything was wrong. I'm one of those people that would rather try to talk things out and try to fix things on my own before blabbing my problems to everyone. If I need help fixing something, then I ask, if not, I'll do it myself. Plus, I have enough respect for my husband that I'd rather confront him with the issue instead of going behind his back. It is a team effort right! Unfortunately, what people don't know is my hubby suffers from a 'Passive Aggressive' personality type. Which pretty much means he's miserable all the time! Trying to get him to smile is like pulling teeth! Everything in his life is negative even though most would say he has the world. I've spent 9 years trying to get him to at least notice me. Every girl needs attention and I'm not ask for much and I need
People Who Think
this is to all the people who think they are better than me. yes i am a bitch and proud of it. if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel ass. don't give a fuck one way or the other. don't like me stay the fuck away from my profile. because this redneck bitch could care less. don't bother me if you think you are better than me. and like i said kiss my ass and go to hell.
Wildin Out Radio Come Join The Fun!!
BLITZED OUT (WILDIN OUT RADIO) COME JOIN THE WILDEST LOUNGE ON FUBAR AND MEET THE SEXIEST PEOPLE EVER !!! CLICK THE PIC TO DO SO!!! (this is the new lounge so make sure to come by and subscribe!! c-ya there!!) WE ARE NOW HIRING DJ'S !! APPLY INSIDE PLZ!!
Punked By Windows3rror
This is the beauty of Social Engineering, all people are capable of it. But however you just have to know how to properly turn the tables on them so here check it out and learn how to punk your friends.... Dragon Underground Entertainment: and u talk about respect bro wtf billy austin: and you believe that gap tooth arkansas back hills inbred hillbilly ? Dragon Underground Entertainment: i have what u said billy austin: its a lie billy austin: and if thats the case billy austin: fuck her im out billy austin: and she can get her gap tooth on someone elses cock Dragon Underground Entertainment: k billy austin: cause she aint sliding down my been pole Dragon Underground Entertainment: ur pissd bc she wont show u her tits billy austin: who would wanna see her tits ? billy austin: if you wanna see her tits just tell her Dragon Underground Entertainment: i dont but u do Dragon Underground Entertainment: u already askd and got denied billy austin: well dont come to me bitchin
New To Fubar Or Want A Place To Belong
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Honey~Angel*Global Bomber Family*' on '2007-10-19 11:33:23')
I Am Finally Happy
Well you know that saying, "if you love them let them go, if they come back it was meant to be, if they dont it was never meant to be." Well I never would have beleives it, but almost 6 years ago I met the most wonderful man, we were together 2 1/2 years, plan to be married and everything. But I got scared, I was only 17, I know that isnt an excuse but that is what happened. I went to a friend and shit got out of hand, before anything really happened I stopped it. I came home and told him everything, I thought that we were ok and but I didnt know that he was having a real hard time with everything. He in turn decided that he was going to do the same to me, the only problem with that is that the girl he chose, really cared about him. We would try to make things work, but she always ended up pregnate, everytime he would go back, I dont know what was the truth and what wasnt. But I found out that I was even carrying his child. But I never told him, and he left to be with her. I ended up l
Mumms Are Not Going Away
Okay now..everyone CAN see everybody's mumms but not necessarily on their home page. It's no big deal...want to see ALL mumms just click on "recent mumms". Ta dah! A new mumm defaults to friends. That costs $25 and means YOUR mumm will show on the home page only of your friends...only... For $5,000 fubucks it will show on everybody's home page. However, everyone can vote and comment on all mumms...they will just have to locate it. You can see ALL Mumms posted by clicking on the "Recent Mumms" link. It's that simple.
Punked Again By Windows3rror
This little girl was so fucking freaked out she actually phoned her mom and her mom got online and started bitching at me haha... tasha jones: i
How Many Tats You Got?
At the moment I have either 14 or 16 depends on how you count. And yes I have plans for at least a few more, but never say never. That could bite you. peace, people
Hopein
The Global Bombers & Family Club U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic or 30 day blast 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice
Health
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine + Beer = Health Therefore:, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Looking For Something Chesk This
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 This is our Founder SweetBaby this is the home page
My 1st Contest
Well he is my 1st contest. For us new to this, please go to the link and rate and comment, share it to all your friends, fans,etc. Comment as much as you can. For those of you who know how this works, I'll return the favor (you can cut & paste the link if you can't just click on it) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 Thanks JC
Fubar Gripe Sessons
OK ( pulling out soap box and stepping up here) Now when I first joined way back when this was Lost Cherry and there were less than 50,000 of us and it was all FREE, this was an ADULT site. So what has happened?? Would someone please tell me WHY someone would join this site to be offended by nudity, cursing, discussing SEX, or other fun activities? So why can't a grown adult of over 18 not click on something that might offend their virgin little eyes? I have seen a ton of things in here that make me blush, but the way I see is is if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't have looked. People will ALWAYS be offended by something anything. You name it. Nudity, religion, drugs, smoking, drinking, bdsm, screwing, alternate life styles, and the list goes on. So the way I see it is this... #1- If you said you were 18 when you joined and something offended your little eyes - tough shit you LIAR!!! #2- If you checked the may show NSFW content box on your profile, you forfeit the right to fla
Tonight
OK... Its Friday and I am tryin to figure out what to do tonight....kinda having a heck of a time figuring it out... so I thought i would ask you guys for some ideas!?!?!? have any? LOL
Being Happy
I thought i had forgot what being happy was like. until now. I think i have found it again..We shall see!
Contest Update For 10/19
well everyone as of 730pm eastern i have been doing good thanks to everyone that has helped out this far on link #1 i have 4317 comments, on link #2, i have 1325 comments, so the total towards the grand total of 140,000 for the package i am aiming for is: 5642 :D only 134,358 to go in 15.5 weeks keep up the good work everyone i appreciate it link # 1 link #2 so come on and help me out and bring me closer to winning the package, you know your all dying to see a cat up there sponsoring a happy hour :D
20 Things
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast
Finally
Craigslist Letter FUNNY SHIT!!! THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200-250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you si
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My Sweet Puppy
RAINBOW BRIDGE Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When a pet dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadow and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All of the pets who had been ill or old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The pets are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when y
Memoirs Of A Jog
I decide I'm going to go for a jog today. Yes, I know this is probably already causing an outburst of laughter. Continue b/c it gets better. So, I've got the shoes laced up (double knots of course b/c I wouldn't want them to come untied), I have my tube socks up to my knees, track shorts from high school that were too tight then, a wifebeater w/ dorito stains, and a headband to keep the sweat from my eyes during this intsense run. So, I start jogging and man I'm really going strong. . .for about 10 steps. I then start to feel the burn and realize I'm old. I start hoping that no one is watching this sad display, this pure lack of physical prowess. I turn and see a woman walking a dog only to speed by me as I hit my full sprinting strides. At this point, I realize that I am probably the most out of shape human being on the planet. And then. . .bam!!! I fall to the ground, curl up in a ball, suck my thumb, and let out a loud whelp of a cry. As I'm rolling around on the ground in pain and
Soon Enough
Well, meh. I'm retaking my ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) on Tuesday. I'm hoping (it is pretty much a sealed deal) that I'll qualify to be an MP (Military Police). My goal is to go through BCT (basic combat training), AIT (advanced individual training-trains you for your job) and then go through Ranger school. Once I graduate Ranger school, I go to work for and report _directly_and_only_ to a General. :D I'm going to be shipping out to BCT within 50 days. My contract and paperwork shouldn't take more than 20 days to process, and I need to ship out within 30 days of signing my contract if I wish to qualify for the quick ship bonus. The quick ship bonus is $20 large. $10,000 up front, and the other $10,000 spread out over my term serving.
Whippets
Just A Girl. . .
I have nothing better to do with my time right now so that's why I decided to join. I'm hoping to meet some cool new people that will keep me occupied. Anyway, LAter Days, ~*~ Crystal ~*~
Godmother Dawn
Please help me out here... My baby wants to godfather before she leaves this morning. Please stop by by & show momma some love. She's always helping others... now it's our turn. Let's get this done!! :) ♥Ħõŧ Mõммã♥ õғ Ŧhẽ МãҒiã'@ fubar THANK YOU AND MUCH LOVE KDM
Trends
Okay..so for the longest time I keep hearing all this talk about the Soulja boy dance.. and finally my curiousity got to me and I had to look it up.. well I came across a bunch of videos and found it quite amusing how many people are out there trying to get this dance down. here's the instructional video HOW TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOYAdd to My Profile | More Videos and this video was actually really good.. The one kid can really dance! Soulja Boy 101Add to My Profile | More Videos Do you have a favorite video that you have come across? if so please share!
People From Ohio Lmaf
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Hot Sauce myspace hubby to . Mallory . Date: Oct 19, 2007 6:15 PM Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in OhioIf you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in OhioIf 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio ..If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio .If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you
Anyone
I often wondered if anyone was out there for me???? Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
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For My Father
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.
I Just Love Backstabbers!
I just love how ppl talk shit and don't tell the whole story to others. Fuck fubar is like the game broken telephone. HAHAHAHA too fucking funny. Whateva I don't have time to fight with stupid ppl over stupid things. I just find it hilarious how ppl talk shit out their asses. PPL can say what they want bout me, really I don't give a fuck. I have some close friends on here and they know who I am so I don't care what other ppl think. In the last week I have been called a PIECE OF SHIT AND A BITCH LMFAO. I don't deny being a bitch cause hell I can be at times. One thing bout me is I'm a great person til you piss me off. But ya done ranting.
Sleepy
I know it's Friday night and I should stay up with you guys but I am so freakin tired. So I am off to nap under my flying house. Sweet Dreams Friends..... If they are real sweet tell me about them tomorrow. ;P
Cries In Vain
Lord you know I've cried a thousand tears night, But nothing seems to quench the thirst you keep on craving, But now I need an answer to my prayers and your not there, So why think you listen? Listen! Has no one told you!, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you!, Your cries are all in vain, Your Cries! Lord, I can't disguise the look inside my eyes, The more I try to look away the more I'm staring, But now I need an answer to my prayers and your not there, So why think you listen? Listen! Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, Your cries. Your cries in vain I look away! Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, And everyone keeps trying to take that all away, Has no one told you, your cries are all in vain, Your cries. Has nobody told you when you look away The stories they told
Don't Worry
DISAPOINTMENT have u ever been disapointed when u believe in someone to treat you the same when they are with you, but they change to be fools when there with their friends..and they tell you one thing and never follow thru or treat you like your just a convience stop for them.Or they make u feel like your ok to be with them WHEN THEY WANT... NOT WHEN U WANT TO...but ashamed for u to meet their friends. Im here to tell you it sucks big time so i have decided to not let any man treat me like this ever again. As of TODAY im not just a piece of ass ...i have FEELINGS just like anyone else.maybe its time for me to start treating men the way they treat us..ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I HAVE A HEART
Double Standards
This is going to be a major fucking rant, if you don't want to read it.. move your sorry no good asses on I am so motherfucking sick of the double standards here.. I have almost every one of my pictures flagged as "NSFW" today.. I have had to beg the bouncers to take that off of my pictures..And I see the top girls here.. or those with MEGA amounts of fans.. with almost naked pictures with their nasty legs spread and no one marks them as "NSFW".. I have bikini pictures floating across my screen with barely nothing at all on.. and yet.. they aren't flagged..I must have some fucking losers on my friends list that have nothing better to do that sit and flag me all fucking day.. Or some jealous ass bitch that doesn't have a life.. I will fucking find out who it is.. and you will be blocked from my list and I will blow you out of the fucking water.. and post about you in your own special little blog of your own..NONE OF MY PICTURES ARE NSFW BUT ONE. If I have to.. I will delete all of my
The Plan!
The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfe ct plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us the re, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal alie
My Health 2
So u all know I have not been feeling well. So last night I went to the ER oh fun! I have a UTI,A Cyst on my overy, sinus infection and a inflamed,infected bowl. so ya so icky . anyways thats whats what is wrong with me. So i am taking meds now to help with all that ! woot woot!Ugh and i had an IV hooked up to me some nice meds in that! I also had x-rays and a CT Scan with the burning dye stuff.... OUCH!!!! ty all for ur prayers and thoughts!Keep them coming! :) XOXO ~S~
Blog
Oh my god its late, Angela siad its Windy, Nana coming tomrow?, Farm stinks, Well look at the time have to end this one
Tattoo Contest
I've entered a tattoo contest.....most comments win. Please help me out by bombing my pic with comments and rates!! Thank you in advance for your help. Click on the photo and comment the hell out of me!!!
Love..........
such is life to always want something, and never get it. silently we suffer inside from this want, always dreaming that we'll get it. Praying to an unseen God, hoping with all our might. I sit back and wounder if this is just lust or if I can actually care this much for someone. Listing to sad music, always woundering if it happens if it will turn out like everything in the past. So hard to pour out your emotions and except the consiquences will you be turned down, will you be excepted, or will they turn thier back for ever, afraid themselves of what might happen. or is it you, afraid that it might actually turn out the way you dream of it to be. Silently I watch the tears fall, wondering did I fuck it up so bad that I will never have the chance Ive dreamed of. Yet she talks to me, WHAT THE FUCK, what to think, my god the heart ache pours from my soul and through my eyes you can see my pain. so close...........yet emotionally so far away. will I ever be
Revenge And Vengeance X 2
In The Process Of Moving!
hey every1 hows it going? good here finaly(slowly) getting out of my money slump, and hopefully moving in november into a nice 3 bdrm 2 bath (master bath has a garden tub hehehehe!) and the rough road is starting to smoth out. wish me luck on my move. the other day went to the doctors with my wife and i hear my babies heart beat and her (baby) kicking the microphone! LOL! she is due in jan. i cant wait thats gonna be my lil tomboy and there isnt gonna be no man gonna get to her ill have my gun and polishing it up as she gets ready for her first date! LMAO! not really il have a father to b/f talk like adults i just like to make the boiy scured LMAO! well thats all for now love to hear your comments on this dont know when ill be back on here but please leave comments hate mail ne thing ill get it thanks and have a drink for me! BUBYE FOR NOW! paul
Only God Knows Why
" Are You A Turtle ?"
Brief History of the International Association of Turtles ... Some American Fighter Pilots were relaxing in an English Pub during World War II when they, somehow, got onto the subject of "Turtles". They described a person who was clean minded, usually minded their own business, but when the need arose, would stick their neck out for themselves and other people in need had the attributes of a turtle. That's how the International Association of Turtles began. Sounds crazy unless you have been around drinking pilots. These pilots became the fist members of the International Association of Turtles. Knowing the way of the military they would all be split up soon and they would all actively recruit new members. So they came up with a way for Turtles to identify each other. When anyone would ask a Turtle, "Are you a Turtle?" the proper response would be... I am a second generation "Turtle" and am a member of the 'Turtle Air Force'
Bored
I am at home and I'm bored, I have no kids tonight and my best friend who is boring as that wants me to come hang out. I don't want to but i want to do something...any ideas???
Seeing My Ville....
In less than 19 hours...I will be standing in front of my Ville...looking up at this beautiful, sweet & talented man...seeing & hearing only him...taking in every precious moment that I will have there with him...into my heart, mind & soul...feeling as I have never before in my life...& never will again...
Other Night
I was to dominate them------I was dominatreux to them. I got to tell them what to tell them what to do to each other. Basically, I was training the wife on domination; so i didn't get pleasured at all during the session. I had to wait till I got home and pull some toys out. I pulled out my silver metal vibrator and dildo and played with them for four times---which was good I was satisfied six times--three times with each of them. Then I pulled out a chopping knife and i stuck it gently in my puss and began going in and out i cut my self a little but it wasn't anything major---the best fun is that i have this little taser like small item that sends out a little line across of light electricity---i used that on my tit when i was cumming with the knife was in me--it was so painful but so good at the same time. I was hurt but i had a good night playing with myself. I'm glad I only watched when I was dominating because I got to have a very fun night with some toys afterwards. Do
Points To Ponder...
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About Me
well i just wanted to let everyone know a little about myself...i am 28 and i am from milwaukee wi..i have no kids, dont get me wrong i love kids i just dont have any...i have 3 nephews and 3 nieces..so anyways i am single...and i dont wanna be any more!!!! but i am having problems finding the right man...and i dont know why...but i like all kinds of music and movies..i love to go out dancing and just hangging out with friends..i love the dallas cowboys..well if there is anything else u wanna know just ask!!!!
Bomb My Friend...
I NEED BOMBERS TO HELP MY FRIEND STEVE CLICK THIS THUMBNAIL PIC: here is the link: [ fubar.com photo: 3191021524 ] SHOW HIM MUCH LOVE PEOPLE.... THANK YOU... :-)
Shit
juat wanted to say hi to the ladys...im just me if u like cool if not cool....lol...well anything u want to no just ask.....
Levelers
Please add one another. You dont have to add to your family list unless you want to. But it would be nice. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar åñgèlèýè$65101(member of royalty levelers)@ fubar ~~WVPRINCESS~~ CLUB~ F.A.R.~~MEMBER OF ROYALTY LEVELERS****@ fubar the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~@ fubar
Another Friday Night....
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????
Messages
Thanks everyone!Sleep well my new friends!!!! FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
My Life
There's this guy I like (he knows who he is) and I thought he liked me, but now I'm starting to wonder. I talked to him every day for a long time, usually at 5:30 in the morning while he was getting ready for work. There were certain things he would say or do every time I talked to him that kinda gave me the feeling he wanted to be with me, but last night I sent him an email telling him how I felt and he replied saying he just wanted to be friends. I was completely crushed when I read it, and just wanted to cry. Then I get on here and look at his blog. When I do I find this: i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is that you make me happy and i wil
Movie Reviews
ok number one if your a fanatic animal lover and a parent who gets FREAKED out easily do NOT watch this movie, now for the ones of us who like to watch those movies full of blood guts n gore, by all means go spend the 10 $ @ the movie theater, and make sure to get some popcorn while your at it and unfortunatly its a love story in disguies but i still say go watch it the movie keeps u on your feet for the entire show, never skips a beat, shadows here people getting snatched there, and the muffin muncher, my personal fav, lol im sure some of yall are like WTF is a muffin muncher, well unless you see the movie youll never know thats my opinion gimmie ur comments if you seen it and or if your gonna go see it
Howdy!!
howdy strangers. I am new here and just wanting to meet new and interesting people. See ya guys around
Just Trying
i love this the people are great not to mention the music
Sumbit@h
An extremely rich Texas gentleman decided that he wanted to throw a party and invted all of his friends and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, (The only Black man in the neighborhood.) He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced "I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every- one turned around and saw Leroy jump in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gat
Civilian Friends Vs. Military Friends
Body: CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you don't get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your pussy. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone pi
New Pics Added
please check out some of my artwork and leave comments on them please all of them are done by me and only me. i put a lot of work into these and would like others opinions on them thank you
I Entered A Contest, Help Me?
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST thu November 5, 2007 6pm PST each rate is worth 5 points & each comment is worth 1 point.. When the contest starts. will you come help me out? thanks, Mandy scsweetie
Michael Hutchence 10 Year Memorial Tribute
I cannot believe that almost 10 years is gone by.Such a magnetic,Charming and dynamically explosive presence on stage,He is still missed so deeply by so many,and alot of us "old fans" will always consider him the one and only true lead singer of INXS.If you listen to the video below it says it all! ~Missin You Hutch~
When People Go To Far On Here!
I think it's going way to far when someone starts to leave nasty comments about ones kids...all b/c of an ex..I'm sorry but leave the kids out of it, they're not to blame for hatred you may have for the adult.. It's very childish & going way overboard when someone stoops so low as to leave nasty comments about an innocent child!! I couldn't believe that this had actually happened until a good friend of mine deleted their profile because of this..When is enough enough?? Personally I think they should have said something about it & the other accounts should have been deleted but I think they did what they felt best for their kids. I just can't believe that someone would stoop so low, yeah I'm a bit naive you could say, this is 2007 & we have some f#$cking crazy ass people in this world but damn if you don't like someone fine leave comments about them not the kids that's BS!!
Not Looking For Love - Just Having Some Fun
I'm not looking for love on the internet. I'm just here cause I'm bored and want to meet some new friends to chat with and maybe play some pool with. Too many wierdos out there and not enough normal people.
Army Times
The Onliest Blog You Must Read!!!
Hello everyone..I expect you all to read this as it will be the basis of all future communication with me. I have reached the end of my rope..and I am a FRAYED KNOT :) So here it goes... *If you are added to my page you have access to anything I post as a friend. This does not entitle you to sexual conversations with me. I am not here to get you off...nor am I here to get off via FUBAR. *I do not fan..unless I feel compelled to...you actually need to impress me GO FIGURE *I may appear online for long periods of time..but that doesn't always mean I am here. *I DO NOT like being ignored. If I attempt to communicate with you and am ignored you will find yourself on the block list. I am done being nice...I have no desire to be treated like shit because you A. Don't think I deserve a response B. Think I am not smart enough to know you are online C. Just really don't give a damn about me or my feelings! *I will also block you if you are annoying..I have two children for that...I don't n
Morphs
I now have a morphing program, so if ya need a morph just ask.. I would be happy to try and make ya one. I am new to the whole morphing thing, but I would be more than willing to make one if ya dont care if it is exactly perfect. Just pick out the two pics and email them to me here on fubar, please dont ask me to pick whatever for you, I don't have time to look at things and pick one for you. Once I receive the pics, I will let ya know if I think they will work out ok and I will get to work. Again, I am not a morph expert or king by any means! I AM A NOVICE morpher but I really enjoy doing it and would be happy to make ya something. I have found out that it helps a ton if the pics are similar in size and position to make the morph look the best. When I finish with them I put them in my morphs I made folder for you to rate, comment, and rip. So just Shoutbox me if ya see me online and want one! lol....
The Bet
The Bet... Two families move from Pakistan to America . When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized. A year later they meet again. The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?" The second man replies, "Fuck you, towelhead".
I'm In A Contest
please help me win this contest, comment, comment comment n rate thank you
What Is Wrong With Me?
...am I just smelly??? Is it my massive schnoz?? Or ass? Seems that whatever I do I attract men who like to bullshit and lie. Im not a "hater" but man my experiences lately in just meeting men and/ or dating seem show the latter.. Even male friends...they bullshit and its crazy because ahead of time Im honest..upfront and well...blunt. I usually tell any man I meet "I'd rather be your friend and hear the honest truth then date your or just remain your friend and be lied to" . ( Some of you know this is true ha!) Which brings me as a woman to start thinking..what the fuck is wrong with me? Do I attract only the liars? the weirdies? the ones who live with mama and cant hold a job? Just tired of the bullshit and want some normalcy i nmy life..if it takes being a single old lady in the nursing home when Im 80 I suppose then I will accept it. FYI this isnt intended to any one guy friend on here just overall any man Ive met in the past.
Hunter S Thompson Quotes
A word to the wise is infuriating. Hunter S. Thompson America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson Call on God, but row away from the rocks. Hunter S. Thompson For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. Hunter S. Thompson Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Hunter S. Thompson I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. Hunter S. Thompson I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanit
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Robs Blog
so i have some nude pics well a nude pic its about 3 yrs old and i havent decided to post it yet.. supposedly my wife sent pics to one of her guy friends of herself i dont know if its true or not but if it is i would like to show off myself.. nothing special but i know a lot of people have nsfw pics on here.. send me a message and let me know if you want to see it.. thanks Rob
Costco And Drug Costs
COSTCO, read this Let's hear it for Costco!! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs The woman that signed below is a Budget Analyst out of federal Washington , DC offices. Did you ever wonder how much it costs a drug company for the active ingredient in prescription medications? Some people think it must cost a lot, since many drugs sell for more than $2.00 per tablet. We did a search of offshore chemical synthesizers that supply the active ingredients found in drugs approved by the FDA As we have revealed in past issues of Life Extension, a significant percentage of drugs sold in the United States contain active ingredients made in other countries. In our independent investigation of how much profit drug companies really make, we obtained the actual price of active ingredients used in some of the most popular drugs sold in America. The data below speaks for itself. Celebrex: 100 mg Consumer price (100 tablets): $13
9/11
NIST IMPLICITLY ADMITS: WTC TOWERS DESTROYED IN CONTROLLED DEMOLITION By Kevin Barrett http://www.mujca.com [Note: I will be speaking with Kevin Ryan, a leading expert on the NIST cover-up, at the Peoria Public Library at 2 pm this Saturday, 10/20/07, 107 N.E. Monroe St., Peoria, IL 61602] Re: http://www.911blogger.com/node/12002 In an amazing about-face, the National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST) has implicitly admitted that its 10,000-page report on the destruction of the Twin Towers is a fraud, and that the buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition. In its recent reply to family members Bill Doyle and Bob McIlvaine, scientists Steven Jones and Kevin Ryan, architect Richard Gage and the group Scholars for 9/11 Truth and Justice, NIST states: "We are unable to provide a full explanation of the total collapse." Thus NIST euphemistically admits that its 10,000-page report on the Towers does not even pretend to provide any explanation whatsoe
Pet Contest
Hi my friends my dog Nibbles is in a contest for the cutest dog on fubar..please come by and show her some luv..help her win this contest..be lots of licks in it for everyone that helps:)LOL My friend Mark is running this contestMark11779@ fubarhere is the link to his page..show him and his lovely fubar wife some luv..go to his page read blog about rules.Start time is Monday..Nibbles is thanking everyone in advance for your help!!Thanks,Tammy aka Fantasia:)
Sincerly Mr. P. Niss
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
Salvador Dali Quotes
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. Salvador Dali Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making. Salvador Dali Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid. Salvador Dali Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. Salvador Dali Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. Salvador Dali I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait. Salvador Dali I don't do drugs. I am drugs. Salvador Dali I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous. Salvador D
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Naughty Enough?
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO ME...lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?
Self Worth
A popular speaker started off his lecture by holding up a $20 bill. In the room teeming with people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who now wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he continued, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the floor and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you
" For My Kage Oh Yea "
" BABY I WOULD ONLY LEAVE MY HAT ON MMMMMM HMMMM " imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos " I LOVE YOU WITH MY HEART MIND BODY SOUL " " HAPPY SWEETEST DAY " I LOVE YOU CHERIE YOUR BABYDOLL ALWAYS & FOREVER
Lost In Life Music Added!!
Hey everyone.....Just uploaded 4 of our latest songs for you to check out and if you want throw some feedback our way!!
What Kind Of Candy Are You?
Snickers Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You?
What Is Love
the love we share together is like no other, we hold each other and comfort each other in time of need. Love is also communication between the both us. Trusting each other is what we do to make things run smoothly with out problems. She loves me so much to hold on to so many memories that we have together as a couple new and old. The memories we have keep building day after day. I love her because she is someone that looks at me for me, my humor, characteristics, and simple common sense. I hold a job and provide for her to keep her happy and going strong. yes she loves the way we make love, because no other man can make her feel like I do in the bedroom. The size don't matter its how ya use it, not saying that I"m small but she would want me more than anyone in the world.

yay im lvl 14 but nessa is lvl 17 so it looks like im going to lose, the bet, unless everyone rates all my new pics, and i have a few friends that joined, maybe more who knows, but 4 lvls to go, maybe i can lvl tonight again oh and special ty to Sin, Dj sweets, addictive, linker, shannon, and all else who rated and commented the crap out of me much love..
I Need To Lvl Fast
i need to get from 12 to 18 before my ex gets from 15 to 18, im lvl 13 almost 14 now and he is 16, its getting close, so plz rate comment and fan friend me, if u read this, if i win she has to shave my back..oh i will return the favor, so leave me a comment so i know who u all r K, ty so much everyone that helps....
Aimee
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!! When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl
Baby Grandaughter
She was born Oct. 18 . At 6lbs 1on. 18 and 3/4 ins. long . She is so sweet and cute.
Rates
If u could just go by and give a rate that would be so great!..hey that rhymed..lol..anyway all luv will be returned and thanx in advance...Muah! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=548838&i=1289221693#
Here Goes Nuthin
ok this is wierd my ex invited me here, and this is not really my thing but i thought uh what the hell why not, but just to warn you i am in college and i won't have time for this next week but after that i will because one of my classes was a half semester course, but a little more about me i guess i am 28 yrs old happily single with a beautiful daughter, she is 5, she has the biggest brown eyes you've ever seen and she can sucker my dad with the batting of her eyelashes! i am in to politics and geology, i've been studdying watergate on my own time because i have no life! rofl ooh ooh i'm just dieing to tell, I PASSED ALL MY FIRST TESTS! got mid terms comeing up and i am trying to transfer to sam houston state university and adding political science classes, i guess i hope that somehow i can get in to politics, wish me luck!
Friend Requests
im sending out friend requests to those who were on my list.fubar deleted both of my accounts,gd fucking jewbar.those of you who send new friend request of me im rejecting it because i dont know you.
I'm A Finalist.
Jinx.com has been running a contest involving the use of photoshop. I found out about it last month, but wasn't able to get my work done and entries in on time. This month I did better. In fact, 5 of my 8 submissions made it to the finals. Now, I just need votes. I'd appreciate any help anyone would be willing to provide. Note: you do need to be a member of their site to vote, so I understand if you don't want to go through the trouble of registering and all that. If you do decide to go for it, you can tell my pics by my submission name. I'm Mykal on there, just like here. I'd like to think that I have something of a chance in wining (by the way the winner gets $100 cash and a $100 gift card), but there is some pretty good stuff on there. I know that I'm not much of an artist and am an intermediate photoshop user at best, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed. There is quite a range of work. In fact one of what I consider to be one of the poorer ones is a pretty close copy of o
Finally Getting My Life Straight
Ever since my daughter and I moved back to GA, I never thought that I could get my life back. I have. My soon-to-be ex husband and his family brought me nothing but trouble. They treated me like shit and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But finally I'm getting my life back. I've met a wonderful man named Kevin and he's one of the most sweetest guys. He also likes spending time with my daughter, which is a major plus for me. And you know what? I just found out recently that my soon-to-be ex husband has been cheating on me with some girl. I just hopes that she finds out quicker that him and his family can be total assholes. Good luck to them.
10/20/07
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Failure Doesn't Mean...
Failure doesn't mean .........! "We are born into a vast room whose walls consist of a thousand doors of possibility. Each door is flung open to the world outside, and the room is filled with light and noise. We close some of the doors deliberately, sometimes with fear, sometimes with calm certainty. Others seem to close themselves, some so quietly that we do not even notice." ---Terry Teachout. When I read this for the first time, I realized that my whole life was in this quote. I did not want to do things because I feared failure, and other things I did because I knew I could succeed. But because I didn't take a risk and prove to myself that I would not fail, I will never have the chance to realize what could have happened. But then there are those that I took, that I will never regret in my whole life, and that's when the other doors close so quietly behind you that you don't even notice. Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... it does mean you haven't succeeded yet
The Things We Do...
FUNNY WHAT WE DO TO ATTRACT THE OTHER (OR SAME) SEX. IT'S CUTE TO WATCH SOMEONE WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SO ON... THIS FOR MY FRIEND, WHOM GAVE ME GREAT ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING HER FLIRT...AHHH, MY MUNCHKIN TARD. LOL LOL LOL
Prayer Of The Refugee
Warm yourself by the fire, son, And the morning will come soon. I’ll tell you stories of a better time, In a place that we once knew. Before we packed our bags And left all this behind us in the dust, We had a place that we could call home, And a life no one could touch. Don’t hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don’t need your help now, You will let me down, down, down! Don’t hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don’t need your help now, You will let me down, down, down! Down! We are the angry and the desperate, The hungry, and the cold, We are the ones who kept quiet, And always did what we were told. But we’ve been sweating while you slept so calm, In the safety of your home. We’ve been pulling out the nails that hold up Everything you’ve known. Don’t hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don’t need your help now, You will let me down, down, down! Don’t hold me up now, I can stand my own ground, I don’t need your
Birthday Spankings
Oh its her Birthday and she needs lotsa love.Shes a great person and always there for her friends. Spank her hard with love. ~Sexy Blonde Goddess~ {{Shadow Leveler}} **Founder & Owner of SBG Bombers** Fu-Fiance to Baldie7*@ fubar This Birthday Pimpout brought to you by: ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar
Life
Three Things that can never come back- 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person – 1. Anger 2 .Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable – 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain – 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person – 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Peace ~~Spanky~~
My Other Best Friend
GOTTA LUV MY OTHER BEST FRIEND... HES SUCH A NERD, BUT IN A GREAT WAY, SOMETIMES...NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU, I STILL LUV YA. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!!
The Good Left Undone
In fields where nothing grew but weeds, I found a flower at my feet, Bending there in my direction, I wrapped a hand around its stem, I pulled until the roots gave in, Finding now what I’ve been missing, But I know… So I tell myself, I tell myself it’s wrong. There’s a point we pass from which we can’t return. I felt the cold rain of the coming storm. All because of you, I haven’t slept in so long. When I do I dream of drowning in the ocean, Longing for the shore where I can lay my head down, I’ll follow your voice, All you have to do is shout it out. Inside my hands these petals browned, Dried up, fallen to the ground But it was already too late now. I pushed my fingers through the earth, Returned this flower to the dirt, So it can live. I walked away now. But I know… Not a day goes by that I don’t feel it’s burn. There’s a point we pass from which we can’t return. I felt the cold rain of the coming storm. All because of you, I haven’t slept in so
How To Speak British Without Making An Arse Of Yourself
I was chatting up this lass. (British slang for flirting with a chick.) She was telling me how different her country's slang is from our American slang. For instance, at work, she had to make a phone call to a man. She tells her boss, "I'm sorry, but he's engaged." This lead to some confusion. "Engaged" just means that the man wasn't picking up the phone because he was on the other line. His phone line is engaged. Weird! Here are some other wacky British slang terms: * “To knock you up” means to wake you up by knocking on the door. * To "diddle" means to cheat someone. * A "fag" is a cigarette. * When the British are surprised or shocked they exclaim, "Blow me!" * "Slap and tickle" means having sex. * And courage is "a lotta bottle." From drinking alcohol from a bottle. * And to them a real jerk is called a "wanker." I can imagine a conversation at the front desk of a bed and breakfast in England: CLERK: Tomorrow morning, would you like me to kno
A Blog By A Soldier
This blog was written by this soldier serving in Iraq, He is an incredible man stop by and show him some love and let him know you support him! ™Çörþÿ@ fubarDonkey carts are still funny to me...... The temperature is rising and donkey cart caravans are still funny too me. It is the strangest thing. I've been in Iraq for six months now and I see donkey-drawn carriages on the street daily. However everytime I see one, I laugh. I dont know why,I guess its for the same reason that people will giggle when someone passes gas or something. All I can think of is that song "Let me ride that donkey!".I guess the heat is starting to get to me....... This has been a tough year so far. The holidays came and went, they were just another day over here. No family to get together for Thanksgiving dinner,no Santa.The new year came in with a bang as rockets came at the stroke of midnight. No Rockin New Years Eve with Dick Clark though and no Easter Bunny. Instead, we were on mission hard char
Gripin', Bitchin', And Moanin'
The following was received from a "member" who never really was a member, so I am using this as an opportunity to clarify a few things. Posted on bulletin board October 19, 2007 "i am tyered of people in conest asking me to help them and then i do of course but they want me in a group but whats the use of a group if u help them and umm get no help back no sence to it to help them i don't wanna be in a group any more they suck" My response to the bulletin: "Well did it occur to you let the group know you were entered into a contest??? Were you all ready entered into a contest before you joined a group?? Did you do everything that was required of said group- rating fanning etc?? Did you add the groups name to your profile?? Did you join multiple groups at the same time?? Did you comment bomb to "maxx out" on anyone else in the group??? Did you post a bulletin or a blog letting your friends know??? Did you absolutely max out every comment, everyday??? Did you personally co
Nebraska Plays Colorado, Who's Gonna Win??
Useless Athletic director Steve Pederson got fired a this week on tuesday, things with the huskers aint been good they aint playing like a nebraska team!!, may'be with Ztom Osborne as inmterin he can gets things going once again for the Nerbraska team?? I dont know I just hope he can turn it around for them. He was the coach of the national champs back in the day!!, everyone take care have a great weekend ttyl bye :)
Football
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"wind Of Change"!
"Take me to the magic and music of the moment".....The lyrics an the music of this song are so true on SO many levels!!!....TYVM Scorps for such a wonderful song!....Much love,thanks an muahs!
Nobodys Perfect
My love Is like a unique piece Of fine cut crystal glass No harsh rubbing Force to handle me With gentleness Knowing I could break Tall slender Desire to drink from So delicate fragile Fingers wrapped Holding so carefully Not wanting To spill a drop Rare elegant beauty You enjoy The percussion Of two Beautiful Ping
Apology
I just wanted to let everyone know something. I have been talking to a few women on here. One I developed real feelings for, but she was far away. I wasn't 100% honest with her. I met someone else on here and met in person. I develope strong feelings for her as well. They now both hate my guts and I fully understand why. I don't blame them for that. You what it's worth, I know I'm an asshole so please keep those comments to yourself. I am a married guy that is very miserible. I am looking to leave and find someone that can respect me. But how can I do that if I cannot be honest to those who mean a lot to me. I just want to apologize to them, publicly and take whatever abuse I will get. I am very sorry for hurting you, lying to you, and hiding. When I said how I felt though, I meant that. I can only hope that one day you can find it in your heart to really forgive me. Goodbye to you. I didn't mention your names. I didn't think that would be right. Anyway I humbly apologize.
Life's Little Annoynces
Life's Little Annoynces - things that drive a sane person nuts ------------------------------------------------------------------------ * You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. * The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. * The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. * There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address. * You open a can of soup and the lid falls in. * It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. * The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. * There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything. * You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. * Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.
The Code Of Men
1. Thou shall not rent the movie 'Chocolate' 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence. 5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULLSHIT'. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent) 7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever. 8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for anot
Just 2 See Who Keeps In Touch
i know i'm sorta new 2 this and love making friends becuae we all need some.just wanted 2 see how many of u would respond 2 this 1.so far i've been having fun making freinds but now its time 2 get 2 know my friends
Your Sexual Identity
Body: According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name.- MINE IS -- Read below.... -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expressi

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Wtf....
what the hell, i post a mumm about commitment vs a benificial buddy and i got some great responses and input and some how it got flagged and i got burned and now i'm banned from the mumms what gives.... what ever happened to freedom of speech and expression not to mention this site is for adults and the mumm title was clear enough even w/o the nsfw written next to it and thats irrelevant since it shouldn't of needed it in the first place... and i only marked this nsfw so i can't get bitched at for this one either.... this ever happen to anyone else??
To Be The One
I want to be the one you run to When everything has gone wrong I want to be there in your time of need When you need someone that is strong I want to be the one that is on your mind Late at night when you cant sleep I want to be the one you think about When you want a friend to keep I want to be the smile on your face When fond memories you recall I want to be the hand that stretches out When your about to fall I want to be the one that dries your tears When you have a broken heart I want to be the one that was there Like you wanted from the start I want to be the one that you see When you forever want someone in your life Dedicated to Michael aka Crazy
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Love
Love is... Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the other person when they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of planning things together the excitement of doing things together Love is th
What Is Love?
The definition of Love is "a constellation of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection or profound oneness" But what on earth does that mean? Let me put it into simpler terms. Love is knowing you're never alone. Love is having someone to share everything with. Love is being held in his arms and feeling that nothing could ever go wrong. Love is having a sense of strength and stability when your whole world comes crashing down. Love is having a shoulder to cry on when the going get's tough. Love is knowing that space in between your fingers was made for his. Love is being mad for only 59 seconds because you know you can't survive one minute without him. Love is drawing those stupid little hearts on your notebook. Love is that hoodie you find yourself attatched to. Love is knowing you have him when the world has turned their back on you. Love is talking about him even when you're trying not to. Love is never getting him out
Lets Make Him Godfather Good Friends
LETS GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO '$r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~' HE IS ALWAYS HELP PEEPS OUT AND HE IS THE GREATEST FRIEND TO HAVE MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM DJ BABY BOY SENT YOU HE HAS 1,847,980 TO GO $r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~@ fubar
Felt Like Talking
Last night I went to the Brooks and Dunn, Alan Jackson concert at the Sound Advice Amphitheater . It was a great show and then the rain started the pour down and it became an even better show. People where sliding down the hill getting all muddy it was awsome. If I had a pickup truck or something to change into I would have joined them in there sliding fun but I didn't want to be cleaning up mud out of my car. The only bad thing about the show was that I was unable to save my phone in time so now I have to buy a new fun but it was worth it. Thats all for now, talk more later.
Dreams Do Come True!!!!!!
you know how when you're a little girl you always dream of meeting you're knight in shinning armor? well that dream has finely come true for me..happy as a tornado in a trailer park!!!!!!:D:D
Prices
What do you think of the price we for everything. From the price of gas to t he price of milk, food and basic things we all need in life. i mean 2.80+ for a gallon of gas, now that is stupid, since 3 years the cost for a gallon iof gas was 1.62 a gallon, such an increase, and the price of a gallon of milk is around 3.59 per gallon, now this is stupi also. The problem is not with the farmers or big oil well most of it is not big oil, it is that damn pres. bush, when he gets out of office we will see the gas price come down, and back to where is should be. but they got us by the short and curlys, what r we going to do, not drive to work or anywhere for that matter. As for the price of milk and other food, we r producing corn for the e85 gas, but what do they do with the left over stuff that is hazerdous to our health and the ground, they find some podunk town to dump it in, and they (government) wins again. so it's a catch 22 if you ask me. And speaking of E85 if it is so good, why
Do The Eyes Really Have It?
I look in the mirror and I see hazel eyes. Eyes that change color with my moods. If they are blight blue, I am content. If they are green, depending on which shade, either means come here or get the hell away from me. I have always believed the eyes to be the window to the soul. I can usually tell alot about a person, just by the way they look at me and other people. I look at your eyes when you walk toward me, and that is the first thing I will look at. If you can't look me in the eye and talk to me, don't bother to talk to me. I believe in eye contact, so that I can see what you are seeing. So, I guess with me, the eyes really do have it. Hmmm...what do you see?
Want A Beer?
for all of you that say you are trully my friends here is your chance to prove it to me my very good friend needs help in a contest and he needs help bad so stop oon over and help him out and if proving your friendship isnt a good enough of a reason to do it for those of you that do help out i will buy u a beer and refer your page to all my friends... rates are worth 5 poins and comments are worth 1 so et your butt movin and help oout the sweetest guy on fubar
Taking A Break
I'll be back after i take a little break from here. I just need to re-group, get my head back on straight and make myself realize that this place is fantasy island, a place to get away to not to hang out in all day. If you need to contact me im at getaloan05@yahoo.com... I'll check it now and then... The Legend...
41,000 To Godmother
So i have been quiet on levelings..Its hard too do on Dial up.Go show her some love and help her be a GodMother!!!!!!!! GODDESSOFLIGHT *PROUD FU-WIFE OF ARMY DAD*@ fubar
Pics
NEW PICS IN ANGELIC PLEASURES FOLDER YES ITS TRUE ME WHOOOHOOO LOVE U ALL RAIN.
Having Problems
Hey guy's I am new to Fubar and I don't know how to put a background on my page and just wondering If yall wouldn't mind helping me out and thank's If you can peace out ... Belinda
Lmfao!!
Did you ever wonder..... If a mute person burps can you hear it, set in by Logan Is wood made from trees or are trees made out of wood? How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together? Why sour cream have an expiration date? Why people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why banks charge you an "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know that you don't have? Why a carrot more orange then an orange? Why scientists call it research when looking for something new? Why lemon juice mostly has artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle? Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Why you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead? Why are they called buildings when they already
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Twiztid
sorry ppl i think this song is bad ass and this is how i feel sometimes Check out this video: Darkness by TwiztidAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Couldn't Sleep
Several nights ago I couldn't sleep. Most people say that dreams don't mean anything. I don't believe that. I just wish I could figure out what they mean. This song ran through my head all night long. I just wish I knew why. Seether Truth If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive? Though I'm closer to wrong I'm no further from right And now I'm, convinced on the inside that something's wrong with me Convinced on the inside, you're so much more than me, yeah No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie But I'm trying to keep my intentions disguised And now I'm, deprived of my conscience and something's got to give Deprived of my conscience, this all belongs to me, yeah I'm beaten down again, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you I'm weaker now my friend, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you The deception you show is your own parasite Just a word of advice you can heed if you like And now I'm, convinced on th
What I've Been Doing Lately.
Hello friends. Some of you I barely know but there are a few who I'm a little closer to. Regardless, you are all my friends and I am lucky to have you all! I have not been on fubar much lately because life has been realy hectic. My son plays football every thursday and I have to pick him up from practice daily. Both kids have had several Dr appointments for one reason or another. My son is 14 and my daughter is 10 years old. She was born with a cleft palate meaning the soft part in the back of the roof of her mouth was missing along with her philangial flap. It's a part back there that opens and closes when you speak and is an important part of speech. She was 5 pounds 6 ounces when she was born but had no sucking ability and could not get any formula out of bottles. They tried many types and thought she was doing ok and sent her home after 5 days. She was 4pounds 12oz when she came home. I used a medicine dropper to feed her because she still wasnt getting anough to eat. Then at 2 wee
She Needs Help
urs truly (a member of spirit bombers) needs some comments for the contest she is in.follow the link and please help her out http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=3736251426
Need Help In Contest
FRIEND PLEASE COME HELP THIS FRIEND OF MINE WIN A CONTEST. COME BY AND LEAVE 50-100 A DAY OR COME AND MAX OUT YOUR COMMENTS. ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET POINTS TO LEVEL UP. ALSO A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.
To Be A Witch
To be a Witch is to love and be loved. To be a Witch is to know everything, and nothing at all. To be a Witch is to move amongst the stars while staying on earth. To be a Witch is to change the world around you, and yourself. To be a Witch is to share and to give, while receiving all the while. To be a Witch is to dance and sing, and hold hands with the universe. To be a Witch is to honor the Gods, and yourself. To be a Witch is to BE magic, not just perform it. To be a Witch is to be honorable, or nothing at all. To be a Witch is to accept others who are not. To be a Witch is to know what you feel is good and right. To be a Witch is to is to harm none. To be a Witch is to know the ways of the old. To be a Witch is to see beyond the barriers. To be a Witch is to follow the moon. To be a Witch is to be one with the gods. To be a Witch is to study and learn. To be a Witch is to be both the teacher and the student. To be a Witch is to
Loved
i have the best man ever. He gave me flowers the other night for no reason. Those are the best flowers. I love him so much. He makes me sooo happy! I dont get to see him often so every moment i get with him is special. I look forward to actually spending the day with him in Nov before thanksgiving. He makes me feel so special and loved. Love you hun!
Closes The Door
For My Son
THIS IS FOR MY SON WHO HAS BEEN HURT WHILE SERVING IN IRAQ.
My Idol... Don Maddox
Don Maddox He wrote the book titled "King's Indian Attack" King's Indian Attack Building an opening repertoire can be a daunting task. So much to learn; so little time. The King’s Indian Attack (KIA) offers a remarkable three-pronged solution to this problem: 1) A universal hypermodern repertoire based on NF3/d2-d3/g2-g3/Bg2; 2) A customisable 1 e4 repertoire channelling virtually every black response (except 1…d5) into familiar KIA waters; and 3) A permanent fall back for those times you need to rest your regular repertoire while you fine-tune it, modify it, or repair holes in it. The KIA is versatile and varied enough to serve you for the rest of your career in any one of these three capacities. Don Maddox co-authored the Bluebook Guide to the Winning with the King’s Indian Attack, and he has taught and played the KIA extensively. On this CD he discusses the basic principles of the KIA theory – from both the white and black sides. The CD contains more than 20,000 games (740+
Ramblings
I'm in a bit of a mood today. Heh. I'm tired. I mean, waking up at 7 a.m isn't the greatest start to someone's day, considering it's a weekend. I'm also annoyed with people. Sometimes they make me want to kick them in the head. Seriously. People need to learn how to read. Blehhhhhhhhh. That's all.
Drinks
i wish that my so called friends here would buy me drinks and help me get drunk thats the point right
Update For 10/20
going very well link #1 as of 8pm has 5495 comments and link #2 has 1883 for a total so far of 7378 keep up the good work everyone, i thank all of you that have helped me out today :D here are the pic links again #1 link #2 keep the votes comming!!! i know you are all dying to see a cat up there durring a happy hour :D
Happy Birthday To Me
Even though my birthday is next week, I celebrated with my family today. My grandmother gave me her engagement ring tonight. I was completely in shock. We talked and she explained that she wanted me to have it so that I always have a piece of her with me always because she lives a few states away and in case she "checks out". Talk about an emotional celebration. It got me to thinking about life and love. Life is so short and time with family is never long enough. I hope that I'm able to show and express my love to all of my friends and family. I hope that when I go no one ever wonders how I felt about them. So to all of my friends, I love you and hope that life is treating you well.
All About Me
i need a man, not a fake. a real good man n ill put my life at stake.. if he treats me right, ill do him good. but if he hurts me ill kick him to da curb ill love my man for all he is but if he hits me hes nuthin but a bitch.... tell me is it you can you treat me how i want... i really hope so im tired of bein hurt... so please just caress me and hold me thru the night if i wake up, assure me im alright tell you love me, and that youll never leave and please remember your heart is all i need i dont need flowers i dont need candy. i dont need money or anything fancy. just love me for who i am and dont forget my daughter for she is part of me now and forever after.
Angelic Pleasures
HEY YALL IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME AND MY BEST FRIEND STARTED OUR LOUNGE AND RADIO STATION! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE LOUNG http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50453 COME HANG OUT WITH US AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DJ JOB SEND ME AND FUBAR EMAIL!!
Se, Washington, Dc
Went to DC although I told we weren't going to DC. Ended up in Anacostia going down Martin Luther King. Went to look at a car and was heading out on Minnesota Ave. Sitting at the stop light when a DC cop drives past me and slows up. I then see a Tahoe pick up speed from a cross street and almost lose control and was headed for me. Talk about your panic stricken bitch. Never experienced that before and don't care to ever again.
Not Really Cheating
Boy: Yeah!!! Last night sooooooooo nice!! Girl: Wah? Boy: Fun because it had purple. It also had green, red, blue, and a kind of creamish color. What did you think I ment? Girl: Well, I thought you like were cheating on me. Boy: I would never cheat on you. (gives small kiss on cheak.) I was looking at different colors of paint. That's why last night was like soooooooo nice. Girl: Good. Now come hear and give me a kiss.(kisses romantically.)
The Best Day
The Best Day By Anthony Hunt My favorite picture Of my high school prom The woman with the camera Is my girlfriend's mom. I look pretty decent In a rented tux. Maybe not a million, Closer to fifty bucks. When I saw her in her dress She became my world. It was periwinkle, strapless, Red hair in curls. We went with my best friend; Got a limosuine. At at the nicest Place I've ever seen. Expensive dishes Thought we saw the mayor In the corner resided A live piano player. And as I look at the smile I wear That bliss that I felt has gone somewhere. Everyone else has moved on, why am I left behind Wondering just one thing inside of my mind: Will I ever smile like that again? Later at the dance I reached in my pocket I panicked when I realized Someone took my wallet. Didn't care about the money, But the memory. Photos from that night: Couldn't afford the fee. Never had much money Back in the day So I vowed not to borrow So I'd never have to pay
I Wish
I Wish By Anthony Hunt Of all the things I have in this world I value my friends above all. So what can I give to one of them That I only know through a phone call. She's made me smile, she's made me think Even though we ain't met face to face She deserves my all which is hard to give When we're both in such a different place. But I know what I wish... I wish that when you looked in the mirror, you'd see what I see I wish that you knew you already are what it is you wish to be. I wish that you knew you give me a reason to sing. But I wish most of all I had the nerve to tell you these things. I keep telling her to give up that diet She already is to die for. I love to compliment all her outfits 'Cause she doesn't have to dress like a whore. Her smile, her hair, her cute glasses All make her so very unique. And she'd know I thought all of this If I wasn't so God damn meek. But more than that I wish... I wish that when you looked in the mirror, you'd
Perverted
What I don't get sometimes is that women who put "I'am not into sex" or "Don't even bother talking to me about sex" or "Don't show me your dick I'am not intrested". I mean if I wanted that I would go to JMeeting or some other pussy site. I like meeting people just like anybody else but when you put most of your tits on displey and don't like sexist remarks put a fucking sweater on and take another picture. This isn't a all G rated place. This is a cool open minded place to go. Keep a open mind and don't let the one ruin it for the many. Peace out Bitches
A Little Over 15,000
A little over 15,000 to go! Please help me comment my picture for a Happy Hour! I would greatly appreciate it! Thank you, Jennifer link:
What It Means To Be A Sailor
What It Means To Be A Sailor What does it mean to be a Sailor? Are we heroes? Do we go to sea to defend America? Do we abide by strict self-discipline and live by Core Values of Honor, Courage and Committment? Yes, a Sailor is all these things and more. By choosing to join the United States Navy you pledge yourself to a new way of life. At Recruit Training Command we will train, mentor, and anchor your life in the war-fighting culture of being a Sailor. This process is called Sailorization. Sailorization is a program designed to integrate Sailors into Navy life, shape their expectations for future duty assignments, and give them the tools needed for career and personal success. Those in the Sailorization process include recruiters, Recruit Division Commanders (RDCs), instructors, and officers. The leadership and staff at RTC work to provide the fleet with world-class Sailors, who possess the basic skills necessary for Naval service.
Oh To Be
Oh what a Joy it would be To be the Great and Wise creature Know as the Majestic Dragon To have The beauty of their Wings To be as Graceful as their flights The purest of Joys as they sore high above To be of Wings and Claws Of spikes or Scales Or even Feathers To be of the elements of the world Known as Fire and Water or Earth and Wind To come in all shapes and sizes And any colors they wish to be What a joy to be a Dragon To take flight upon the clouds To see the stars far about the world To sore with the moon high in the skies. Oh what a Joy to be a Dragon To have the Wisdom of unknown years The pride and strength that is so rare. What a magnificent Joy it is To be a Mighty and Wise Dragon And to be oh so proud of what you are. Golden wings and Golden Crown You have come once again To Rule the Earth as you should Oh what Joy to be a Majestic Dragon! wrote 10~22~2007
My First Blogggg
Hello Everyone I'm Mira.... come see me add me fav me tag me.... I will do the same in return... Hope to Meet alot of good ppl and friends here... so far have met alot thxxx everyone...Mira
Comment On Pics
if your gonna rate pics y not lve a comment on them 2 its only polite
A-z
1. A is for age: 39 today 2. B is for beer of choice: yuck ..but I will drink bud light 3. C is for career right now: none 4. D is for your dog's name? don't have one 5. E is for essential item you use everyday shampoo 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: house 7. G is for favorite game: don't have one 8. H is for Home town: ontario 9. I is for instruments you play: nc...lol 10. J is for favorite juice: lol 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: ohhhhhh hell he knows and have 12. L is for last place you ate: home 13. M is for marriage: yup m is for that 14. N is for your full name: Hell no 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: too many 16. P is for people you were with today: loved ones 17. Q is for quote: what you see is what you get 18. R is for Biggest Regret: saying your dead to me, to someone special 19. S is for status: I am awake
Anime Fun
Chapter 1: Part 1 This is a story of a neko woman named Melody Dragon. Left to fend for herself as a young child. She has long pink hair and frost blue eyes. She tends to wear a black bikini or a black priestess dress. Her weaponary of choice is a dual blade sword. Though she is known for use of alot of weaponary. Often having to make her own weapons from scratch. When she was only 2 years old her family was murdered by a man named Sobaku Herotu. She had managed to exscape thanks to her mother hidding her in a hallow tree. At the age of 4, she'd exscape his grasp by her own sheer determination. At the age of 7, she was taking in by a human family and riased as their child. At the age of 12, Sobaku found her and the human family that had taken her in. He killed the human family in front of her eyes. He was about to kill her when a white arrow knocked the sword from his hand. She ran off and found a man with long black hair and deep green eyes wearing a black
My Friend Is A New Member
Please go show my friend some love he is a very new member here on fubar..... navyman62@ fubar Thanks everyone, Hugs, Carol
Rain
Aaaah,the RAIN! Don't think that when the clouds have come and the sun has been obscured that it is not a beautiful day. The weather should move with you,the wind should carry you,for if it was not for the wind there would be no change,life would be static and there would be no rain!The rain carries with it LIFE and ENERGY! Many places suffer drought on this earth and would be grateful for just one drop!It is charged with electrical energy,do you not feel a spark within you once the rain has touched your skin?Feel its lightening energy strike flash within your mind and body(I love the lightening...what a SHOW)!Even the sound of rain is music! Rain is the reason for our colorful EARTH full of vibrant plants and trees...and an abundance of wild life for we all need water for survival as we did come from that very substance itself! So embrace the rain and dance with its descent...loosen your clothing (All of them,if you can!)and let it soak your skin! Don't sit inside wai
Hair????
I need an answer so if you want to leave one please do. This question deals with shaving. Should I go all bare down there or should I land strip or other? I don't know--so I thought I would ask. I don't know what guys like best (and yes I know it depends on the guy) but I would like to know what you all think would be best. So shall I shave all the way or leave some own there? Thank you for your help.
My Horoscope 4 Today 10-20-07
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 20,2007 Your intellectual energy is unbelievably powerful today and your natural brilliance should make life much easier wherever you go. Someone may be a bit intimidated, but they'll get over it soon.
Serious : Drinking And Driving .. This Is A True Story
---------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Oct 20, 2007 5:33 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Warning it's gruesome and not for the faint of heart.Hope you're ready.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment.
Thank You For Making My Birthday A Special One
As the end of the day approaches, I would like to take a few minutes to thank my friends who took the time to wish me a happy birthday....whether it was a shout, a private message, a birthday card, a birthday cake or little gifts. All were greatly appreciated.... You are all the absolute greatest.... Sometimes in life, we tend to dwell on the bad things. I know I do this sometimes...but now I would like to reflect on the good things that I have in my life. My daughters for one...they are the best and my greatest accomplishments. God blessed me with two wonderful daughters whom I cherish, love and adore. I have also been blessed with a wonderful future son-in-law...he loves my daughter very much and with all that she's bee through in the last year or so, she deserves to be happy. I am blessed that I still have my mom and that she is for the most part healthy. I am anxiously awaiting spring to arrive because when spring arrives, I will be welcoming my first grandchild into the
Thank You Spirit Bombers And Friends
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE SPIRIT BOMBERS IN YOUR HARD WORK AND OUR FIRST WIN IN A CONTEST, YOU ALL WORKED YOUR ASSES OFF NOW ITS TIME TO PARTY TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THANK YOU TO YOU ALSO FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK IN HELPING ME BOMB LOVE YOU ALL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ INFARRED
Ok I Forgot Some Friends
THIS IS FOR MY VERY GOOD FRIEND ""DJ BABY BOY"" THANK YOU TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELPING OUT ALSO-LOL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUIRRELLS LOVE BERRIES, GOSH I KNEW THOSE GUYS WERE SMART... THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR THEM AND SAVING THEM FOR LATER
Wtc No More
WTC NO MORE SORRY ALL TO MUCH STUFF FAMILY STUFF GOING ON IF UR WTC PLZ DELETE ME UNLESS UR DSC AND WTC IF SO THENK LEAVE ME IF UR JUST WTC ON MY LIST DELETE PLZ T HANKS
The Mystery Of A Heart
Well I dont want to get into all the mushy gushy details but there has been something that has weighed heavily on my mind for quite some time now. I have always heard that in the time it takes you to love someone it takes you twice that time to let go and move on from that love. Well here's the thing I have to agree on this. Everyone out there has been hurt by love one way or another and if they say they havent they are in denial. Let me just say this I used to have this amazing guy who meant the world and more to me. Of course he was my first love and in the time that we were together I thought nothing in this world could ever break us apart. Yeah I had done some things that I wasnt proud of and I know he did also but if you love someone fighting makes the love stronger because you fight for what you want. After a year of dating we broke it off and it crushed my entire world. So I hung out with my friends and moved on from it. a month after we break up I hear from him in a le
Jokes
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral
Michael
Have you ever spent a day in the dark Stumbling blindly unable to find a light When, despite your best efforts nothing turns out right? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Feeling overwhelmed by mounting fears When you scream out for help and no one hears? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Knowing that you're completely alone When all of your reasons for living are gone? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Chasing shadows that aren't what they seemed? When you sink to your knees and hope the day was just a dream? I've spent many days like these in the dark, And for me there will never be light, Because I'm stumbling here alone In the darkness that I call a life.
Owie
I have a hole in my ear-my eardrum that is. And my ear is full of blood and gunk. Had to go to the ER, see a nurse who was a complete twit(and made my ear hurt), and then couldn't even fill the stupid prescriptions because all of the pharmacies are closed. Blah
Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Need Contest Help
I entered a contest to win a happy hour, I need 50,000 comments to win a happy happy hour. Please help. this is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=253739&albumid=625097&i=2593941904
New Movies
First Look: THE PERFECT HOLIDAY Release Date: December 14, 2007 Distributor: Yari Film Group Director: Lance Rivera Producers: Shakim Compere, Queen Latifah, Marvin Peart, Leifur B. Dagfinnsson, Mike Elliot, and Joe Genier Screenwriters: Lance Rivera and Marc Calixte Cast: Morris Chestnut, Gabrielle Union, Queen Latifah, Charlie Murphy, Terrence Howard, Faizon Love, Rachel True, Katt Williams, Jill Marie Jones, Malik Hammond, Khail Bryant, & Jeremy Gumbs Genre: Family Comedy Synopsis: THE PERFECT HOLIDAY is a heart-warming holiday story of Nancy (played by Gabrielle Union - "Daddy's Little Girl" & “Bring it On”), a loving single mother of three who falls for Benjamin (Morris Chestnut – “Best Man", “Like Mike” & “Breakin’ All the Rules”), a talented but struggling songwriter who is working part-time as a mall Santa. Conflicts arise when her oldest son, 10 year old John-John, convinces his younger brother and sister to join him in mischievous pl
Rate Me
to all my friends im trying to level up to help out my friend juggalo4life so plz rate me,pic's and fan me plz.
Models Needed!!! Please Help
I'm a photographer in St. Paul, MN that is need of models. Are you trying to become a model? or maybe you just want some nice photo's of yourself. I'm looking for male and female models for general headshots, full body shots (SN photo type), Glamour, Glamour nude, Artistic nude, Erotica, and fantasy. I would love some high contrast B/W nudes, silhouette style. I would use these images with consent for portfolio and advertising use only (no commercial use by you or me). In return I will provide you with a disk containing all all photo's completed. You will also receive a finalized copy of images put through Photoshop. Model releases will be used. If interested, contact me with either a current full body shot that shows your face, or a link to where I can find them, along with what kind of shots you are looking for and you stats. I will get back to those that most likely photograph well. Do not mean to offend, the camera doesn't like me either. Even if not interested, swing by
Nickname
Tongue~Goddess*~Cherry Stem Twister~Cupcake Thanks Thom its a cute nickname! Ill wear it proudly lol!
Lost
Lost Why did you leave me here to see The way you left me behind Not knowing the man i came to be I miss you with all my heart You were here to help Like you were from the start Now my life is not the same I have lost all that i had Now alone i take the blame You were there to talk and to save me Now i have lost my best friend How could this come to be I had so much fun with you Now you have gone away My life is so sad and so blue You were the best inspiration I had You were my mentor and my friend But most of all you were my " Dad" R.I.P. Glen Fox Sr.
Fool's Clown
The Fool's Clown Left to this world with no hope to be Alone I sit and ponder This life that was choosen for me It was cruel and not a choice I made The people who said they loved me Left me alone and let me fade Now with my life upside down I sit alone in this room Made to look like the fool's clown Abandoned, alone, and left to die I bow my head to my hands Deep in thoughts I begin to cry How can one let this come to be As I feel the weight on my shoulders I begin to crumble and fall to one knee Here on the ground I look up to find Everyone has moved on with their life And alone I was left behind Now the sorrow will fade And life will go on I will find my true way Knowing I came out on top and won.
Pics
want to be on the cover of playboy magazine or other famous magazines.. hit me up.. i just loaded a program to make these shoot me an e-mail
This Crap Isn't Going To Fly With Me
Ok, I am going to stop this non-sense before it even gets started, if people are going to make a friend request, either rate my profile or one of my pics and fan me and then make a friend request, please. I just had some guy by the ID of Mr Romance Himself, send me a friend request, never rated my profile or anything like that, he just checks me out and then makes a friend request like he's gonna get on my list just that! LMAO Oh hell no, that isn't happening now or ever, if you want on my list do what I would rather have you do up in this blog above or don't bother, ok? Damn!
Honest
well thought being honest and having my own opnion was like what real people do but i guess not. so on here i will just lie so i dont upset people. kinda fucked up i guess but wtfe
Wedding
i am getting married to my bestfriend and lover we will be tieing the not on may 24 2008
This Is So Funny
http://www.sluthead.com/1923_Suck_My_Cock_Or_I'll_Sue_.html type that in it's pretty fucking hilarious.
Poems
40 Years Old
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Phone Fun
As I listened to his voice my body quivered. He had me so wet. I could feel my pussy aching just talking with him for the five minutes we've been on the phone. I wanted release and I knew he wanted it too. I just didn't know how to bring it up. We'd never met in person, but had got to know each other really well since we talked almost every night. He'd gotten my phone number from a friend of ours. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, my pussy. That man's voice melted me every time I heard or even thought about it. In the past I'd just wait until we got off of the phone before I 'took care' of the aching. I'd grab my toy and play his voice in my head making myself cum hard. Tonight was different. I wanted him to hear me get off, but was a little shy at being the first to bring it up and he was probably holding back for fear of hurting my feelings. So, I decided to try and play while on the phone, and hide it from him. I started rubbing my tits and to my surprise my nipples were like lit
Movie Reviews
"The Reaping" I thought this movie was a great pictation of a modern version of the pleags! It was thrilling, full of twists and had a great unexpected ending! If you haven't seen it! You should! SuperCher
Hot In The Sauna
Rachel and Amber were best friends. Ever since they got married to their husbands, they would get together on weekends to get away. One saturday, they went to a spa for the day. Beforehand, they went into a sauna to relax. They each worked up a sweat, and a thought passed Amber's mind. "Would you mind if i got naked?" she asked timidly. Confused at first, Rachel said "Yeah, sure". Amber took off her towel, exposing her large C breasts and shaved pussy. She laid down on her towel and closed here eyes. Rachel, feeling left out, took off her towel, and sat on it. Soon she realized that Amber's dark nipples were rock hard. Noticing her own nipples get hard, and feeling a tingle in her pussy, she got up and sat beside her friend. She was confused why she started getting feelings for her best friend, but she went for what she wanted. Amber soon sat up, and gave Rachel a confused look. Rachel leaned in and shoved her tongue down her Amber's throat. Amber was hesitant at first, but soon became
A Chance Encounter
Hannah was 22 and until the day she went for the movie Basic Instinct 2, she never realised a certain unique interest of hers. It may be unfair to say that she is attracted both the sexes, since what happened that day was not initiated by her, but by an older lady that she happened to meet at the cinema by accident or fate, she would never know. Hannah was a pretty young thing. Her short blond hair gave her a boyish look until your gaze swept down to the rest of her body. There was nothing boyish about this young lady. Her hips were full, and she had an impressive chest bordering on a 34 d cup that she generally tried to hide with a smaller bra size. This had an alarming habit of pushing up her bra to accentuate her cleavage that forced her to wear high necked tshirts. However, her flat tummy and unassuming face that was prettier than most girls were the very reasons why men as well as women looked at her more than twice. Hannah had long ago given up trying to acknowledge any of t
Sweetbabygirls Fan Train
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Criss Angel Shares Thoughts On 'phenomenon'
Well-known illusionist and mentalist Criss Angel has great faith in NBC's new reality competition, Phenomenon, saying that aside from being a “very provocative and engaging show,” it allows numerous people who are aspiring to become the next great mentalist the chance to show the world what they can do. "I just thought a show like this would give people a legitimate opportunity,” Angel, who will co-host the show with Uri Geller, told reporters during a conference call. “And to participate in it live is really a selling point for me because I'm going to experience as you and all the home viewers are for the very first time when they're performing it.” Phenomenon, set to debut on Wednesday, October 24, will have ten contestants from around the country competing against one another. Aside from being recognized as the next great mentalist, the winner will also receive a $250,000 cash prize. The show will run on NBC for five weeks, with all of its' hour-long episodes airing liv
Woke Up By A Skunk
Got woke up by a skunk this morning at 3:30. I was laying there in a sound sleep and felt someone looking at me. I looked up and saw my wife staring at me. LOL. What’s up dear? She said she smelled a skunk. I jumped out of bed, grabbed my camera and opened the back door. Yes, it was a skunk, but I couldn’t see it. Must have come for my fish. Well, had to tell all and had to close our window. No more fresh air for a while. Want to come over?
Gone Wit Out A Trace
GONE WITHOUT A TRACE
Nsfw
OK. Here's the deal... as many of you know, I sealed My NSFW pics recently. As I don't have much else to offer, I will make this offer, I will open them for one week once the lady below has reached the 20,000 comments she needs. I hope to see you people helping theis wonderful lady. You will never find a truer friend. Master Road She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them. Would you get behind them if you could only find them? She's my baby, she's my baby, yeah, it's alright. She's got hair down to her fanny. She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She's so fine, she's all mine, girl, you got it right. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's got a dime all of the time, stays out at night movin' through time. Oh, I want her, s
I Believe ........
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! I Believe . . Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I believe -. . That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
Confidence, Trust, Hope
HOPE, TRUST, CONFIDENCE CONFIDENCE: One day all villagers decided to pray for a rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy come with an umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE! TRUST Trust should be like feeling of a one year old baby, when you throw him in the air, he laughs... because he knows you will catch him... HOPE Every night we go to bed, We have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning But still we have many plans for the coming day... KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE... _dYaNiKa_ (^_~)
This Is An Eye Opener
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 21,2007 If you're looking for a little romance, you're about as hot as can be -- so get out there and meet people. If you're covered as far as love goes, you may want to check back in with sweetie and recommit.
Need Help
Blurps About Random Shit
What is it that has made integrity and honesty such a rare characteristic anymore? Is there something so appealing about the drama in our lives? Or did our parents somehow overlook the chapter in child rearing that covers the importance of the human connection? Somehow, it seems like we've drifted away from a moral stance of virtue and traded it all for some meaningless popularity contest. Well, i refuse to take part. Fuck all the bullshit, because the nice guy or girl... really does finish last. Regardless, I refuse to sacrifice my integrity and in turn, my self worth for a lie told to save face. Instead, why don't people just stop putting themselves in situations that require lying and will hence... make honesty all that much easier? I'm not sure where we've gone wrong as a generation. But I cannot help but notice that my mistrust in most people is constantly reinforced by others actions and inactions. Too many times, I've been promised and then left feeling betrayed upon the
Wow What A Welcome
well thanks everyone for the warm welcome..
Sure Way To Get Lots Of Points
THIS IS YOUR FRIEND TINYTEARS HERE AND I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU. I WANT HELP ALL MY FRIENDS LEVEL UP. SO HERE IS THE THING . I AM ONLY ASKING A SMALL FAVOR IN RETURN. I AM IN A BOMBING CONTEST UNTILL THE 24TH I NEED THE HELP I CAN GET. I ALWAYS WILL HELP OUT A FRIEND IN NEED AND I AM READY TO DO THAT. SO SHOW ME SOME MAD LOVE AND I WILL DO THE SAME. HERE IS THE LINK. JUST RATE THE PHOTO AND COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU FEEL YOU CAN. THANKS AND SEE YOUS ON YOUR PAGES AND HOPEFULLY IN MY CONTEST.
My New Website Up And Running
MY NEW WEBSITE IS UP AND RUNNING ITS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION SO PLEASE BARE WITH ME AS I IMPROVE UPON IT. FUBAR THE FUCKS WONT ALLOW ME TO POST ANY DIRECT LINKS TO IT HERE ON THE SITE OR EVEN THE DAMN HTML WHAT LOSERS HEY. BUT ANYWAY IF YA WANT TO CHECK IT OUT JUST EMAIL ME LOL I GOT A WAY AROUND IT I THINK
About Me
well it about 7:30 am. and i cant sleep. so i figured i'd do a little about me thing. To get a good idea about me look at my pictures and stash, i will return rates but i enjoy comments the most. Lets see i'm 44 and lived in IL. all my life, love photography, and all types of music, renfairs, dragons and artists in general.oh and dr. who I'm kind of a quiet shy type of person so i usually don't chat much but if you want to start a conversation i wont refuse either, and when i do warm up i'll talk about anything. I like people who are straight up, honest, and say whats on their minds. well thats all i can think of for now.
Help For Others
comments she needs, i did for her will you? click the picture to help
Sex Game
This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook up with me []Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Marry me [] Friends Wh
A Dentist's Wisdom
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!" "It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
Sickened
That's enough from all your taunting Seems I can't remove you from my mind Don't you know that sometimes I wish they'd kill me from wanting you I will sit alone in silence Can't allow the meaning I can find Will you be defeated when they Kill me from wanting you I can't believe my sanity Lies in abandoning you I can't recall the helpless times I've been betrayed by you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore Now my mind isn't changing This reckoning's long overdue All past the walls around me In the prison of my own design Will I win my freedom when they Kill me from wanting you Maybe the arms of Hell will hound me Just as long as I remain confined I will be completed when they Kill me from wanting you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore So I have determined I am long done When I bury another problem In the graveyard you allowed me to find So I have determined I am no one When I
Can Someone Make Me One?
Can someone make me an angel Morph? I have no idea how to do them and really realllly want one. lol :-P
Hello Everybody!
hi! im new here, so i dont understand very well how this site works, but im doing my best hehehe. So just stay intouch! and if you can give me a little help! see you!
Internet Stuff
I dont know about anyone else but sometimes I find the internet a strange place to meet people. I've been on the planet now for almost half a century and am having to learn a whole new etiquette. For you women out there, you have to know that men are visually stimuluted. We are genetically geared that way. So whatever your photos emphasize, we are going to see and clue in on. If you emphasize your eyes, thats what we will see, if you emphasize your breasts or legs, we will clue in on that. So if you get comments about your photos from men that you dont like, dont freak, we're are just responding to your advertisement. We're probably not intentionally trying to upset or offend you. I know I have made a faux pas,with no intent to offend, it happens. I know, I've seen me do it. But ladies,you posted the photos so you know men are going to look. You ultimately get the results your looking for.
Being The Minority
well, i got to experience that twice twice yesterday at a friend's wedding and at the reception! it was a Mexican wedding so of course there were more Mexicans there than Americans so that was the first sign of awkwardness! second, they were all Catholic and i'm Baptist so that felt weird! let's just say that i couldn't tell what was a Mexican tradition or a Catholic tradition. i was told it would be bi-lingual but i didn't understand the english words well since the priest had a Russian accent! at the reception, i felt like all eyes were on me but not only cuz i was the only white girl there for a long time but because i was the only one not dancing to their Mexican music. i told them that i didn't wanna make a fool in front of myself and they eventually left me along but i still felt left out. not many of them spoke english so that was tough too. i did manage to learn that the drinking age in Mexico is 9 :D all the signs posted were in Spanish but it was the basics that i learn
Lo's And Lette's
Below are the saddening views of Violent J himself... Important words from Violent J!! Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at s
Your Age By Sex Maths ... Omg It Works ..!!
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
Fubar Divorce?
Since March of 2007, I've gotten "Fubar" married 2 X. LOL...big pimpin here I guess.. hehe So the 3rd potential "Fubar Hubby" patiently awaits.. I have marriage certificates for the 2 hubby's I have now. But how the hell do I divorce these dudes? LMAO... Are there "divorce" papers that I need to "sign" :) before a "bouncer" comes to haul my ass away for committing "Fubar Bigamy"?? :P
Help Me Level Up
so come on everyone...help me level u anyway you can
Hot Wings
just a random event worthy of documentation. the night started with me home alone, eating pizza and playin my 360. earlier that day at work, some friends of mine said they'd be over to hang and drink some beer. my bud DUI is the first to arrive. he's got some jeager, redbull, smokes, and the newest avenge sevenfold album. we go ahead and down 2 jeager bombs and retire to the garage to smoke and jam to his CD. (i don't smoke, nor am i a "social smoker" as some douche bags excuse themselves as, i just enjoy one or two cigarrettes to add to my alcohol buzz) DUI sits on the abandoned recliner we have yet to throw to the curb for the crack heads, and i hoist myself on Kris's bike, goin back and forth every few feet. we just sit and bull shit, enjoying our alcholic buzz and tastey cancer. we go back inside, i know DUI isn't as enthused by video games as i am, but he doesn't mind watching me play, even if he did i'd still play. when i'm drunk and in a geeky mood, as i often am,
Beers Of War
every other friday i get on xbox live and play Gears of War with old and new friends. being the alcoholics we are, we made it a tradition to make sure and consume alcohol during our gameplay. this particular night stood out from the rest. it is after a long 4 hour fight with my friends who have now retired for the night, me being the nerd and tolerant fucker i am, continue. 09 FEB 07 Amount of Alcohol Consumed: 2 cases of yuengling lager, 3 shots of jagerade(jager and gatorade)and counting. Status: Pitbull- though loving and full of fun, while in the process of "meaning well" i can accidentally play too rough with the other dogs thus giving me a grip only arsonic and elephant guns can loosen. 11:04 pm: after repeatedly owning me because he is twelve and i have some what of a life along with responsibilites i told some kid the proper way to pleasure a woman with his tongue, and that mommy takes it as a compliment. while drunk and pissed off i always bring up mothers in the
Naughty Application!
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO
Adventures Of Capt Asshole
so i just got back from a nearby dog park. right now i only have monkey boy, his sister saddie wont be back til sunday. every time i go to the park there are no dogs there, bc people would rather escape to their rapture of air conditioning than show their dogs some affection by going to the dog park. any way, i call up my next door neighbors, "the boondocks" and ask if i can borrow their dogs so monkey would have some play mates. after fighting these 3 dogs into kris's small ass truck, they calm down and enjoy the ride... until we get there. they... draaaaag me into the dog park. of course no one is there, but thats fine with me, bc its not like dogs need to be popular. they run around pissin, shittin, chewin up everything in site, u know bein dogs. about 10 good minutes pass, i see some lil subburban SUV piece of shit pull up. this pudgey lil mexican man squeezes out, he's dressed like he's goin to church, and has a look of miami queer about him. i immediately dubb him
Sex In A Cabin With 15 Guys
2 weeks ago i went to a cabin up north to meet 2 guys for a night of "adult fun" when i got thwere i went to the door and they let me in we sat at the table listening to the radio and had a couple drinks as they took my shirt and bra off they were fondling my little titties and they asked me to go in the other room as i was starting to get dizzy so i said yes and follwed them int the other room once i got in there i noticed several other men alredy naked i asked what was going on as they all approached me and grabbing my titties and ass! they all said that i knew what was goinon and before i knew it my skirt and thongs had been ripped off me and was forced to my knees everywhere i looked there was a cock in my face so i said what the heck and started sucking on 1 then a guy grbbed each arm while someone came up and lifted my ass up so he could uck my cooter then i remeber being on the floor laying ontop of a guy with a cock in my ass and 1 in my mouth then a guy got ontop of me and sta
New Tattoos And Piercings
Well yesterday i got two new tattoos ones on the inside of my left wrist and the other on the inside of my right wrist there both Chinese lettering there about an inch and a half long and just over and inch wide The meaning on the lettering only one person in the world would ever know the true meaning behind them and that person means everything to me In the next few weeks im going to get a dragon wrapping around the rest of my wrist like i always wanted no these didnt really hurt only places it hurt were around scars And i also got my belly button pierced i have finally lost enough weight in my stomach to do it it looks cool and it didnt hurt i was more worried nyha was going to puke on me watching me get it done lol well anyways i just thought id fill everyone in loves ya LP
What Am I Thinking?
Well i am taking a vacation that is LONG needed!!! I leave sunday to spend my birthday somewhere with ome one that is VERY specialto me!! I get a break from al the stress and drama and KIDS!!! lol evenh tho my kids are about grownh... they are still up my butt all the time lol. but If my friends send me messages or anything i hope that they dont think that i am ignoring them cause i doubt seriously that i willbe online at all while i am gone. AI will be home around the 12th or 13th. at taht time i will anwer all that is left but til Sunday morning i ma here lol hugs and much luv' me.......
Doin The Ghetto!
Ok,you pimp daddies an dime piece gangstas! ...Let's hit da hood,find us some hoochies an go GHETTO!.....Find some fine young thang,plant her an be us some farmers!...WORD!....Peace out homies,check ya with style!.....Yo!
Song Lyrics
Lately I've been wandering Off the narrow path You’ve given me so many things that I've never had And all in all I know it's you that always pulls me through If you reach deep inside you’ll see my heart is true ‘Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice The world I know is pulling me More and more each day I feel like the odd man out as I begin to pray Spiteful eyes are watching me With everything I do In the midst of darkness Lord My spirit calls for you (You know sometimes deep inside) I feel like this 'Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice 'Cause I hate the way I feel tonight And I know I need you in my life Yes I hate the way I feel inside And I promise to make the sacrifice The Way I Feel Yeaah The Way I Feeeel
Calling All Troops
ANY HELP WOULD BE HELPFUL!!!!!BOMBERS PLEASE BOMB 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, I NEED ABOUT 70,000 COMMENT LEFT I'LL BE ALL DONE a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pac PLEASE REPOST THANK YOU
Thongs!
Thongs.....Hmmmm??......What's the sense in wearin half a pair of underwear??....Oh,I know!.......So I can floss!......Lmao
Batman An Robin!
Ok,an no offense meant!....If you're a gay couple??.....What could possibly be more cute,more gay an more appropriate than Batman an Robin!??
Mystical Dolphins
Various Free Adult Material!
I made a website which indexes some of the best free Adult material on the internet mini clips and galleries!
Life Part 2
I am sitting at my desk working. Not something I like doing on the weekends but sometimes it is necessary. I pass back and forth to my step sister the accounting disk for work. We both work for my father. I am the lucky one that gets to work from home while she has to go in to the office every day! :p So I will spend a couple of hours today getting things I need done for the last quarter end of accounting, really boring stuff! Yesterday, we didn't get an early start to our day but we ended up driving up to the mountains to Apple Hill. There are about 75 apples ranches up there where they sale pies and apples and anything you can think of to do with apples. They have it open all during apple season. Peter was really wanting to go this year and we haven't in a few years. The drive through the mountains is so beautiful this time of year! All the trees leaves are yellow or orange or red. So beautiful. We only ended up going to a couple of ranches but we had fun. It was so c
" Think And I Write My Feeling Down " So Here Is My Feeling's On Love
TO LOVE A PERSON IS , WITH YOUR HEART , BODY , MIND , SOUL , YOUR EVERYTHING . NOT TO CHANGE EITHER OR TO EXCEPT EACH OTHER AS THEY ARE , TO LOVE THEM FOR WHOM THEY ARE , WHAT THEY ARE . NOT TO CHANGE THEM , BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER , THROUGH THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES , TO HOLD THE ONE YOU LOVE UP , AND PICK THEM UP WHEN THEY FALL, NEVER LEAVING THEIR SIDE , NEVER FAILING THEM , TRYING TO FIX WHAT EVER HAPPENED , NEVER NOT GOIN TO BED ANGRY , TO ALWAYS TALK AND MAKE IT RIGHT . GOD , LOVE ACHES , MAKES YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH , YOU CAN NOT EAT , CAN NOT SLEEP , ALWAYS ON YOUR MIND 24/7 . WANTING TO HOLD AND NEVER LET IT GO , WANTING EVERYTHING WITH THAT PERSON . TO SHARE FEELINGS IDEA'S GROWING OLD TOGETHER , JUST BEING WITH THE GUY OR GIRL YOU LOVE . NEVER TO LEAVE THEIR SIDE MY HEART , MY SOUL , MY BODY , MIND , ALL BELONGS TO YOU , YOU KNOW 24/7 OF YOU WITH ME , YOUR BABYDOLL FOREVER CHERIE AKA BREW
Naughty Application
!!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? . 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed?. 13. Would you use another female as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? S
New
If you are net savy enough for myspace then you must see faespace.com AKA www.EnchantedFolk.com. This is the home for all things Fae. Forget Myspace, Faespace connects the entire faerie world without all the spam and adds. Just a network of lovely folk. won't you join us today ? www.faespace.com www.EnchantedFolk.com
Ja Rule Presents - Body
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Lmao
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
If There Is A God
If there is a God. I was thinking if there is a God. He must have one hell of a sense of humor. Cause you look at the human race and you got to wonder what the hell God was thinking about. And I look at this way. God made the mountains.God made the sky. God made the people,god knows why. He fixed up the planet as best as he could. Then come in the people, and gum it up good! The first thing you know.They civilize the foothill,and everywhere he put hills, the mountains and valleys below. They come along and take em, and civilize and make em a place where no civilized person would go. The first thing you know. They civilize whats pretty by putting up a city. Where nothing that's pretty can grow. They muddy up the winter. And civilize it inter a place to uncivilized even for snow. The first thing you know. They civilize left, they civilize right. Till nothing is left, till nothing is right. They civilize freedom, till no one is free. No one except, by coincidence, me. The first thin
Food
How the hell do you make a grilled cheese sandwich. I tried.. I have burnt bread and half melted cheese. where's the dog?
Depression
I dont why but for the past few days all I have been doing is crying a lot. I feel like there are many reasons as to why I am crying but I really do not know what they are. All I know is that I feel drained, my eyes are puffy and red, my head hurts, my heart aches, my nerves are going nuts on me. Yet, I do not know what is causing me to be depressed. As of late it feels like a lot of things that is going on in my life is so nuts and confusing. Yet I keep going. I never quit. I am always fighting. But Im depressed... a Fighter depressed? How is that possible? I do not know probably it is because I am tired of fighting... tired of having things like housing issues come about... tired of being without Nate by my side (too more months and he will be with me thats the only plus I have for me right now)... tired of school. I know I am going to be a college grad in a year and a half. But damn I should have been done by now. I am so mad at myself. There thats my answer. I am depresse
Hey All
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My Life
Today is a very difficult day for me. After 14 years of marriage, my wife and I have decided to seperate. This is not an easy thing to go through, but it has been a long time coming. I'm not even sure if the friendship will survive, but I hope it does. My emotions are torn right now, because 14 years is a long time to be with someone, but it has been over for a while. I'm not sure what is in store for me next, but i hold no animosity towards my wife. I will always love her in my heart. My time on here might be drastically cut short, but to all my close friends, i will continue to stay in contact with. Thanks for listening to me ramble on. Dave
Need Your Help
would like for u to help me and bid
Delusions
Are people that delusional that they think anything online is real? It amazes me how people get so angry, hurt, jealous etc etc. by someone they do not know in real life? Oh the best is when you chat with someone for like 2 days and they are in love with you ROTFLMFAO! I am sorry but you cannot fall in love with someone from bull shitting with them online, it’s absolutely ridiculous. People need to chill out and take a step back and check themselves. Anyway I think I am going to take a break from this site for a little bit, getting to be annoying to me right now….. My friends know how to reach me.
Work Out Program
Well my first blog on fubar thought it would be something about a passion of mine and thats working out. I've been lifting weights for over a year now, and if anyone sees my slide show on my profile they will notice how much eating good and working out can literally change you completely. For the past three months I have been on a program i made for myself which is one week I lift heavy ass weights for 4-6 reps and I do six sets of every exercise. The following week I do light weight and try to hit reps between 25-40 this is a good muscle endurance and cardio with weight routine. Every three months though I like to change things up and will be starting up a new program. I am still fine tuning it, but I am removing my light weight week and subing it with a different program. Heavy week will stay the same since i have seen some great results with it. If anyone ever needs some work out or dieting advice, don't be afraid to let me know and i can try to help you out. my resu
Hhuummm...love
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.
Prayer To The Iron Gods
Hear me God of Iron, for these words ring true, Help me become a God like you. Give me the will to lift through the pain, so my body may grow through the strength that I gain. Guide my arms to be strong and true, to fuel the intensity each day through. Give me the power in these callused hands, to stand proud amongst my peers throughout this land. I'll give my soul on the altar of desire, if you'll help the weight reach higher and higher. I can live with the stares and the mumbling crowd, just for the chance to make you proud. I pray each day on the iron bar throne, Grinding out each rep with a massive groan. Watch over my bros from the sport's fame; protect them O' God while they're in the game. And when the day has come and gone, rebuild my body so I may go on. Iron God hear me; make me hard as granite, so I may become the biggest motherfucker on the planet.
My Cairo, Egypt Adventure
This is pulled from my Yahoo 360 page, 28Sept07 http://360.yahoo.com/wyldheartfarms1 I wanted to wait ‘til my emotions were more stable and my brain less chaotic before posting my impressions. After 5 days and still processing it all and still feeling so raw, I realize more stable/less chaotic just ain’t likely to happen! Talk about a whole new awareness? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. For those I may offend with my open-heartedness, open-mindedness and acceptance of ‘other’ cultures and beliefs (i.e. Egypt, Muslim, Islam) My apologies up front in addition to my fave saying ~ "Please, Seek Life Elsewhere" For my host country and its people, as well as the many wonderful folks I met en route ~ Thank you from the depths of my heart… for your kindness, acceptance, assistance and respect. You will remain with me for all time. I departed Denver International on the 11th of September. Unlike previous years, I did not formally contribute to the anniversary; instead, I chose that
Life Is Beautiful
Love My Ass
Why is it that no matter what someone does they proclaim they did it out of love. Bad or Good it doesn't matter, they did it for love or fear of losing that love. If you are going to do something you know you'll have to say sorry for later, that's not love or anything close to it. And if you're at the state where you are more "Sorry" for your actions then anything, then guess what...You already lost that love.
Help?
how the hell do you delete your cherrytap page?
Who Is To Blame???
This video is just over an hour long and well worth ur time....
1860 To Level
She dont have much too rate .Show her some love and help her get too the next level.Have a great and thanks for helping. Lucid Nightmare@ fubar
My New Cell #
hey peps i just got my cell turned on so call me if you want to chat or bullshit. 1-216-799-3300 holla
Howdy
hey y'all... it's actually 11:31pm here in germany, fun fun. the party's just getting started! i'd love to get to meet some new people, but i'm on and off this godforsaken slow computer so much... show me some love? i'll show ya some back! later, maluna
Ffs!!! She Scripts Too...
NOT ON A BET!! ALL THE PAGE LUV SHE LEAVES AND RATES SHE GIVES ARE ALL DONE THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE...BY HAND!! CLICK ON OVER, RATE HER PAGE AND ADD HER IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY! PLEASE REPOST! ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar AND IF YOU HAVE NOT CHECKED OUT STANG'S LOUNGE, DROP IN AND SUBSCRIBE! CLICK HERE TO PARTY IN THE UNDERGROUND
Ron Your The Best My Friend
ANYONE DOUBT THAT TRUE FRIENDS CAN BE MADE ON FUBAR JUST WATCH THIS VIDEO IT SHOWS HOW CLOSE PEOPLE WHO NEVER MEET IN REAL LIFE CAN BECOME. Check out more videos
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Gone For A Week
Just tolet everyone know I will not be on for the next week because I am having surgery on my wrist Monday. So till the next time TTFN. Send luv and i will return the same when I get back. PEACE
Thank You Ron...you Are Awesome My Friend! Hugs
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My Day
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts Hi Everyone... Just a short note to let you know why I haven't responded to anything today. First off, I am sorry that I haven't, but I will.. Secondly, it has been because of a major headache that has kept me in bed all day.. with ice packs on my head and neck. Third, I hope you all had an amazing Sunday and had a great time watching the games.. some I have missed :( Hugs and Loves... Cassie aka Angel
Nativepimp77 Is A Downrater!
This Newfu is going around rating 2's so beware or go block him before he can downrate you. http://www.fubar.com/user/1255342 Sorry I didn't bother to go to his page to get his link I just blocked him from my alerts. *MUAH* ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy
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Stuck ???
It seems I can not rate anyone anymore because of my Level? Can someone help explane to me why? Thanks JC
Enough Of The Idiotic Behaviors
a certain friend on my fubar has up on there status trying to find a minister so me being the person that i am i try to find a solution to the problem. So I message her and ask what do you need a minister for basically and she says to marry me in a lounge im like whoa hold up why in the fuck do you need a minister to grant you wedding vowes that will just be a waste of time in the long run now getting fu married is one thing but having a fu-wedding now thats just plain idiotic and senseless so do yourself a favor if your among one of these kind of idiots that has to have a fu-wedding then please just delete me off your friends list im not even close to interested in talking to someone that has a maintained iq of about 70 and the normal iq level of most americans is 120 if you are below 90 points on the iq level or just plain senseless enough to realize that you are wasting someones time by having a fu wedding then fuck off!!!!
Twisted World
Last night I was talking to a Fubar member on the phone for the first time. Oddly this person first messaged me on IM and then it led to several hours of talking. By the end of the convo this person got very quiet and I asked them what are you doing, they told me conteplating suicide. No more than a min later the phone went dead. I called back a couple of times, and then sent them an IM where I asked if they were ok. The response I got back was "I slit my wrist!" and "Im bleeding badly". After a couple of mins i contacted the California Highway Patrol! With nothing more than a First name, city, and cell phone number they tried to locate her. Well........tonight i followed up with the police and even had more info to offer up to resolve thngs if need be. What did I find out! She's Just Perfectly Fine!! How's that for BS. Thank you http://www.fubar.com/user/998452 Atleast somebody has the decency to give a damn about others!!
How To Make Her Happy
How to Make Her Happy (edited version) - Bring her cut flowers as a surprise as well as on special occasions. - Plan a date several days in advance, rather than waiting for Friday night and asking her what she wants to do. - Compliment her on how she looks. - When you are going to be late, call her and let her know. - Whenever you need to pull away, let her know you will be back or that you need some time to think about things. - When you've cooled off and you come back, talk about what was bothering you in a respectful, nonblaming way, so she doesn't imagine the worst. - Give her four hugs/kisses a day. - Call her from work to ask how she is or to share something exciting or to tell her "I love you." - When you are out of town, call to leave a telephone number where you can be reached and to let her know you arrived safely. - Offer to give her a back or neck or foot massage (or all three). - Make a point of cuddling or being affectio
The Idiot Is At It Again
Hi everyone... Some of you know that I have a vicious, mean stalker here on Fubar.. He has sent me well over 7000 emails, 500 revenge and boot bots on my computer... Worse he has done was to say he will kill my family and me.. I have over 25 names of his blocked here.. and he came back today with a new one. With the same threats.. I am sick if this.. This may cause me to leave Fubar for good. Because I haven't gotten any help at all. He has researched me.. and posted my home address all over Fubar. Still when I report him here all I get is the typical "Block and ignore" response. Here is what he looks like and his page... «›-¤•.„.·´G®€w ¤ µÞ ¤ à ¤ §¢®€w UÞ`·.„.•¤­‹»@ fubar When this first happened.. I called his dad.. which he did nothing... I called his mom.. she did nothing.. but I did find out he spent time in a mental institution there. Which scares the hell out of me. Tomorrow, I am calling the police in his hometown and pressing charges.. Like that will do any
Navy Fun
look im in the navy and let me tell you that it is no fun at all. the navy has a tendency to take a good person and turn them into an asshole and not reallize it. for example one of my friends brought it up to me that I used to be a very careing person and now he tells me that im an asshole at times. I now have tried to change that but with the navy being like high school all over again that can be very hard to do. now dont mistake me for being something im not, I am still more thoughtless of myself than I should be but thats what happens to people and it my sound funny but thats also almost the standard. I mean when most people join they expect to do better then they are doing but then they join and they find out that it becomes a let down and they change. look my point is that if you join or want to join then talk to someone other then a recruter about what your getting your self into. or you may not like what happens to you.
Henchman
I need 298, 000 points to Henchman. I would love it if i could level by the end of the month. I know with all my great friends i can do this. I have lots of stash and pics to rate. All love will be returned.  Muahs,Lucy 
Football
Everyone's gotta have love for my LIONS
Taxes...soo True!
Tax truth > > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. > Be sure to read all the way to the end! > > Tax his land, > Tax his bed, > Tax the table > At which he's fed. > > Tax his tractor, > Tax his mule, > Teach him taxes > Are the rule. > > Tax his cow, > Tax his goat, > Tax his pants, > Tax his coat. > > Tax his ties, > Tax his shirt, > Tax his work, > Tax his dirt. > > Tax his tobacco, > Tax his drink, > Tax him if he > Tries to think. > > Tax his cigars, > Tax his beers, > If he cries, then > Tax his tears. > > Tax his car, > Tax his gas, > Find other ways > To tax his ass > > Tax all he has > Then let him know > That you won't be done > Till he has no dough. > > When he scr eams and hollers, > Then tax him some more, > Tax him till > He's good and sore. > > Then tax his coffin , > Tax his grave, > Tax the sod in > Which he's lai d. > > Put these words > upon his tomb, > " Taxes drove me to m
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 134 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Your War Killed My Heart!!
i was always hurting myself just to make you see that i’ve tried way to hard and i needed to you to believe i was ready to leave, you were hurting me you didn’t even care i said good bye and left like that while you sat to watch me bleed you’re terrible and i hate you how could you so where is your girl tonight i hope you see what you have done i cant believe you traded me and i thought you were the one,for me she’s not even with you my time is done it’s all over now you’re now all alone cause she’s gone and so am i we’ve faded away between the words of all your lies you’re terrible and i hate you how could you how could you ,do this to me i was the one you loved you’re so terrible i hate you.... and where is your girl tonight i hope you see what you have done i can’t believe you traded me and i thought you were the one for me and she’s gone and i hate you your war killed my heart
Your Love Poison
by me .... you just let me cry in all my pain ,i bleed you’ve got me trapped inside and you i cant believe i swallow words of lies all that you have said you cant dig them up cause they’re burned into my head this would’ve never happen’d but you tricked me into your thirst i had to cure that quench i had to have you first so i drank your love poison you reached into my chest you ripped out my whole heart you drank up all my blood i had no idea ,that you would be no good! but you just let me cry in all my pain i bleed you trapped me deep inside you i just can’t believe i swallow words of lies all that you have said you cant dig them up you burned them in my head you reached into my chest you ripped out my heart how was i to know that you’d rip me all apart whenever i drank your love poison

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