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I am just so alone anymore. I just get so tired of having my heart broke. What got me depressed was that I saw the profile of my ex. She is in a realionship and I realize just how alone I am. Yes I kind of am seeing someone, but see is married and I don't get to see that much of her. Guess thats not much of a realionship is it? But its the best I can do. I know, I know, I keep getting told thats not true but it is. It just seems like nobody wants me. I don't get hit on or flirted with at all. Guess I am just to ugly. I haven't felt the touch of a woman in sometime now, no hugs no kisses nothing. I am just so alone. So when I go home in a little while from work, I am going to get undressed climb into my bed, hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep once again. How did I get like this????
The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a
i hate it! it's bascially like mc'd's hah! except "healthier" anywase i got 7hrs today so leaVE me some love
My Angel
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of a storm, listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Tim McGrawI Need YouMusic Video Codes By Music you captured my heart i gave you the key you are my sunshine you are the air i breath you are my fisrt tought when i awake you are the last one as i fall asleep you are my world my univers my everything i am the luckyest man to
Welcome To My Blogs
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that you are neither Prince Charming or Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will al
You Don't Love Me
It's not that hard to see, That you don't love me, And it's not that hard to tell, Why I feel like I'm in hell, You once told me you love me, And now you say you like me, You told me you loved everything about me, But now it's hard to see, You don't say I'm beautiful, If you did I'd be very grateful, You don't praise when I do good, You only tell me what I should, And baby I'm falling apart, But I don't ever want us to part, But lately it hasn't been easy, Cause I've been going crazy, And I don't know what to do, Cause baby in my heart, I can feel us falling apart, But on the other hand, I can't stand, The fact that I miss you, And the fact that I love you, Because you don't love me so.
Need Help To Lvl Up
Plz everyone help me lvl up i will return the love .....Twiztid
Well i have been back in Mississippi for the last 3 months as of today Well in the last 3 months i have seen alot of things that you would say you might be a redneck if These things i have seen i will explain and there all pretty interesting and were funny to me since they all tell me im not a redneck Well one of the first things that happend when i was here was my 16 year old nephew decided he wanted a small boat to go on the pond with since we have 3 ponds here its a logical request well anyway we couldnt find one at the exact point that he wanted one so he decided to go out to the trailers that were wripped apart during Katrina and get the bath tubs out of it well about an hour later we had about 7 kids out on the pond in bath tubs and using things like brooms and rakes and stuff to paddle with i thought this was funny as hell then a few weeks Later a friend of the family was going to rehab and he didnt pay any attention to the shirt he had been wearing that morning and walked in
what if one day u came home and everything has changed. your husband doesnt love you anymore or care?? and you just dont know what to do... he has told you he just doesnt care what happens to you and makes you cry. what is a girl to do? she lays alone thinking and thinking and thinking of how to change his mind but nothing seems to work. walkin around in lingerie, cooking, cleaning, straddling him, nothing. he just ignores her. why would he do this to me? why??? we always fight there is no more love. no one to blame but ourselves. she thinks of how things would be on her own but she doesnt want to live without him. she thinks of suicide but that wouldnt help anything and she would hurt more ppl than she could imagine. so she just lays all alone fallin more into depression and all she can think is.... "Whats a girl to do?"
To My Sunshine Angel Friends
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My Worries
I'm sure alot of ppl mighta seen today that I'm not in the greatest moods. Time has caught up to me. I go to court tomorrow, with a big chance of goin to jail for some time. I'm not the kinda person who belongs there along with alot of other people. I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. On top of that I feel like I have eyes on me, just waiting for me to slip.. Why you ask I may worry, this is my 4th public Intox, note I was set up on two. Ask and I'll explain. I go to court tomorrow at 3:30 not knowing what to expect. I expect the worst and I know I shouldn't, I guess it's so I know it can't get worse, but then again it may be better than I expect.. It's just paining me not knowing and I fear that I'll be jailed, although I might get to walk away with a hard sentence but no jail time. just hope for me I don't go.. thnx I can't think of anything else to say.
The Distillers
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So this chick is awesome and a great friend of mine.......she is needing some help in a contest and she is going to put your names up on the blast those that help alot and she is going to put you up in her about me section also and for those that go above and beyond she is going to make you a salute of some help her out ohh she mentioned pimping you out too.......damn what a giving girl so drop some comments i will see you there
I don't know exactly what to say on here.... I kinda like this site, it's fun trying to buy people drinks and stuff like that.... be like HEY! get cyber drunk! Your computer will be tipsy. Well to the people who are reading this.... send me an email or leave a comment or add me as a friend... If I think you are cool, I'll chat on an IM service of some kinda with ya. LATER HOTTIES! Also I do have a boyfriend if you didn't read under the "interests".
I Need Help???
I want to level up and i have a ton of points to get... help me level up and those who help me ... I will coment and rate everything they hae and not to mention show them luv as always...Muaww!!!! Michele
Deleteing My Fubar Out
hello to all to my friends i am just writing this to let you know i am deletting my fubar out. i met some nice ppl on here and i am glad i had the chance to talk to you all. your all probably wondering why will i am sick of all the bs that is going on with this site now . its starting to think its a kidding porn . but i hope to keep in touch with you all if you have my yahoo then i know i will. but if not you have 2 days probably to get ahold of me to get it. will i hope you all the best of luck and i am glad we had the chance to talk. when life gives you a lemon make some lemonade with it peace out love ya all lisa aka sassy1
Prayers Needed For Injured Firefighters....
I am a life member with the Parkside Fire Department and I hope that you please help us pray for these two men. On August 12th the Parkside Fire Department answered a call at 11 Park Valley Lane in the boro. When they arrived they had a building fire fully involved when the first crew made the attack they got trapped when the second floor collapsed on them. The following press release was posted on the Parkside Fire Department web-site about the condition of the 2 firefighters. 5 firefighters total were injured at this call. Please show them how much you care by clicking their link and signing their guest book. Sunday, August 12, 2007 - ***** PRESS RELEASE **** Date of Release: August 11, 2007 Time of Release: 11:00 P.M. On Saturday August 11, 2007 the Parkside Fire Company was dispatched to a reported residential structure fire at 11 Park Valley Lane. On arrival the company encountered heavy fire conditions in a two story townhouse and began an interior attack and sear
why is it that kids that are five and und have to make there parents nuts
Want To Know Me
why is it that ppl dont take time to want to get to know me? is it cause of the things i have said in my other blogs or in my profile? if thats the reason, that is shit. u ppl say whatever u want in ur blogs and other places on ur page and u dont give a flying fuck what u say. alot of u have pornographic pics for fuck sake. get the fuck off ur high horses and take the fucking time to get to know me, u just might be superised to see im a real fucking person. have a good day.
Inspirational & Motivational
I say... "Life is being stressed, over worked and believing that it all is for some reason when it isn't. But LIVING is always being happy, enjoying yourself and not letting anything or anyone weigh you down and hold you back!" You can say whatever you want, but thats one of the many things I say
You Are My World
You have become so much a part of me, I can't imagine what I would do, where I would turn, how I could live, without you in my life, you are my best friend, I awake each day and rush to see, if you are online, just to know your ok and doing well I only hope that with each day we share, each special moment together, you will see how much you mean to me, how empty I was till you came into my life, someday I hope I can find a way to show you, how hopelessly and endlessly, in love with you I am, I may never hold you, never feel your heartbeat upon my chest, but I hope in your heart and soul you know, YOU ARE MY WORLD
Feelin Great...
Thanks to everyone for their support on my last blog and the hump I had to get over. You are so nice to me and I'm not sure why...lmao All is great here again. Just making through the days, one at a time. I am slowly learning to just ignore people when they decide to be jerks. It's not as hard as I thought it would be. lol Thursday I will have my house back. I can't wait either. Not that he is a bad person, it is just very uncomfortable with him here. I know he still wants me back, but it's just not going to happen. Well, i hope you all have a great day and lots of fun in the following week. I will keep you updated on what's going on. Sweet
Broken Heart
she came all the way to texas to get me and says she loves me with all her heart take it when i first got there some things happened that i really didnt like and ive said somethings to her that i really shouldnt have said and it broke her heart but i didnt realize how much i loved this woman to the day i was walking out and the look in her eyes went thru me like lighting now im sitting in texas wondering what could have been she is now tossed up between me and an ex she says she know she doesent have feelings for like me im just wondering if i should back off and give her time to figure out what to do
Just Sitting Around
Here I am today sitting here being bored out of my mind, and yet doing house work. I thought Sundays are for sitting back and relaxing, but not for me. Oh Well, Today is Today, tomorrow will be here in no time at all, and it will be another day.
Panic Attacks
Nocturnal Panic Attacks Panic attacks occur in approximately one-third of the population. These episodes are marked by periods of extreme anxiety that last for approximately two to ten minutes each. Panic attacks are thought to be caused by a variety of different factors, including external stressors, lifestyle, and genetics. These episodes can take place at various times throughout the day without warning, and even happen at night. These nighttime panic attacks are also known as nocturnal panic attacks. Nocturnal panic attacks represent around ten percent of the panic attacks experienced by sufferers of this condition. There are many different reasons why nocturnal panic attacks might occur, but nightmares aren't usually one of them. Documented records of nocturnal panic attacks have shown that these episodes happen during the early phases of sleep rather than during the times when dreams occur. Nocturnal panic attacks are basically the same as panic attacks that happen durin
We Finally Did It!
Well, we finally did it. My G/F that I met on here, and I finally were able to get together this weekend. It was absolutely amazing. We spent less than 48 hours together, but we did a lot in those 48 hours. We got some new tat's (pics to come on our profiles) - one of which we both got together. It's the Chinese symbol for LOVE. We both had it put on the back of our necks. She got her nose pierced (looks GREAT!). We had a romantic dinner together last night. We talked for hours all weekend (like we have every day since the day we met). And, of course lots of mind-blowing sex. OMG, it was abso-fucking-lutely amazing. We have known we were compatible since the beginning, but you have no idea the depth with which compatability can be taken. I didn't think it humanly possible, but it is. If there is such a thing as perfection between two people, I have most certainly found it in my soulmate Michelle 'WICKED REDHEAD'. I love you Michelle, Michael
They Call Me Witch
I am a witch, and I make no excuse for it.. I dont have to. I am happy with myself my children and the life around me ( with the exception of the mess the world is in , and little ole me cant fix that one alone.) I have been called many things in this life , Healer , Magic Woman, Witch , Mother, Wife, Wise Woman, Doctor, I raised all my kids , home schooled them in the mountians of Humboldt county. They are grown now oldest being 34 and youngest being 24. They have kids of their own now and have done well for themselves. With a witch for a Mother did you expect less?. If you are not one of my kids or grandkids dont ask me for things. I believe in harm none and that karma will and often does bite you in the ass if you are not following a good path. I think people need to be careful what they wish for , as they just might get it, only to discover that was not what they wanted after all. The world is in the shape it is now because humans are lazy and wont do what it would tak
Can't Put This In My Stash....
this is funny..... Sexual Position Demonstration Posted Feb 14, 2007Comedian Lauren Weedman shows us her version of "the basics" when it comes to sexual positions.
My Fav. Girl On Fubar !
y'all need to check this girl out, she is really hot and very sweet to boot... stop by and rate/fan her please ! babyxwasxherxname thats her !
10 Things You Might Not...
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv
Summer Cleanning
I am cleanning out my friends and family if you want to stay you have 1 week to let me know
Birthday Wishes
To everyone who sent me birthday wishes and gifts, thanks so much for all the love ricki aka cheeky :p
Please Help Comment This Man
Greetings everyone, I hope your Thursday morning is going well. A special fubarian needs help with getting an auto 11 or cherry bomb to level and is willing to pay 300 Million fubucks for the cherry bomb or an auto 11... Please help....   This vety special fubarian needs your help in getting an auto 11. or cherry bomb. To get to his page clieck below. HELL ROCKER     This blog pimpout brought to you by:   PRINCESS LEIA ECS LIL PHUCKER
Just wanted to start out the blog with a little survey. I've been thinking about putting some "pics" on here, but don't know if it is appropriate to post those kinds of pics. I know women post pics of themselves all the time, but do women want to see the same types of pics of men? Drop me a line and let me know and I will decide. Thanks for all the love. PEACE
I Need Help ?
how many 11's do you get to give.... is it a daily thing, or just one set amount ????
How Sex Starts
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this in 15 mins, your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
Freedom Of Speech
Yes, I am a fan of freedom. Speech being one of those. However, I am also a fan of using my free speech and freedom to resist what I feel are social cancers. One of these "social cancers" I speak of is the fight of diversity or outright racism. Racists, sexists, and those that would call themselves superior, or even separatist, to other races or creeds have no place in my social circles. Yes, you have the right (at least in the U.S.) to spout whatever hate filled ignorant message you wish. And I have the right to call you ignorant and remove your uneducated drivel from my page and life. Now, why do I call people that believe this way uneducated and ignorant? Well, whether you believe in the scientific method (survival of the fittest/evolution) or intelligent design/creationism, it all started with one person/group. That's right, we are ALL brothers and sisters if you go back far enough. So, hate on yourselves if you must. But if you believe you are any better than anyone else due to
Cold Hearted Fathers
this is for anyone who wishes to respond how can a person who's sperm helped create a life. a life that is combined with my blood an his blood. can be so cruel an heartless, to his own creation of a life his daughter my daughter a lil girl who didnt ask to be born. but wuz created when i thought that we loved each other. Is now suffering what many other kids of fatherless or motherless familys deal with. the missing presence, love , an attention , that all kids deserve, how do u tell your child that he or she other parent might not be here but u love them with all your heart. an try not to cry in front of them so they can't see the hurt u feel cuz of the other parent who is supposed to be there. but is not there an don't care to be there at all for whatever reason. i've tried to think of a way to tell her, but im running out of ideas can anyone help me.
This blog is basically for all the people that want to know why I'm such an angry person. So.. here you fucking go. I've been cheated on 4 times by my ex. I live in an apartment that has way too many fucking memories. I just recently quit my job. I don't have any money. I have bills up the ass that are not paid. I don't have any fucking gas to go see my daughter that lives with her grandmother. I'm struggling to even keep food in my house. I have to move out by the 1st of September with no where to go. I'm struggling to find a job. I recently had a miscarriage. My so called friends arn't real. My ex roomate took off with my shit and won't return it. I've been emotionally fucked. I've been mentally fucked. I've been lied to my face numerous times so in turn I've become a gullable person. I've been called fat so many times, so I believe it. I've been called ugly so many times, so I believe it. All my friends have fucked me over, so I become anti social. I'm on depression medication th
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The Road Down
I'm just another face in the crowd. People notice me then go on about their day. Perhaps something I did, or a look that flashed across my face tells them to move on. There is nothing, rather no one, to see here. I enjoy this life. There is something remarkably calming about this. About knowing that I can go on about my business, and no one will take mind. I live by one rule. I am not governed by man or his laws. I am not governed by religion or their idols. No, I move about my day with no regards to these things. My rule is simple. Be a good person every day. It is a simple rule, yet one that so many who write the laws of man or translate the laws of their idols seem to not be able to do. My rule allows me to look myself in the eye in my bathroom mirror every night before I go to bed. That is the true test of man. To look into his eyes and not hide from what he sees there. To go on and rest. Too many times I have met men and women who could not do this. Too many
Jack Schitt
The lineage is fnally revealed. Many poeple are at a loss for a response when some says, "you don't know Jack Schitt". Now you can intellectually handle the situation.... Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt Inc. They had a son Jack... In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.... Against her parents objections, Deap Schitt married a Dumb Schitt, a High school drop out.. however, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schit later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock... Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son a nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt... Two other of the six children, Fulla
Actual Car Accident Statements
Man Driver: I had been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident. Woman Driver: The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of skid by steering it into the other vehicle. Woman Driver: I saw the slow moving, sad face, old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. Man Driver: The other car attempted to cut in front of me, so I, with my right front bumper, removed his left rear tail light. Woman Driver: I had been learning to drive with power steering I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. Man Driver: I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before. Man Driver: I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. Woman Dr
New Parking Rules (not To Be Taken Seriously!)
Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing. Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred. Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both. Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull though and take it from him. Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his/her car. Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard. Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to an
It's Performance, Not Position That Counts
Priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses him, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven ?" The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, from New York ." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." Now it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am the Right Reverend Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven ." "Just a minute," says the priest. "That man was a taxi driver. Why does he get a silken robe and golden staff?" "Results," shrugged Saint Peter........... "While you preached, peop
Blonde Jokes
Not meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde.... Making Orange Juice A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer. Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment! Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?" She says, "Making orange juice." "Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled. "Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!" The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
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A Perfect Dream!
I had a perfect dream this morning. It was so great, it felt real. It was about me going and visiting my boyfriend for the very first time. This is how my dream went: "I was surrounded by water. I remember seeing water. I also remember seeing a walk-way across the water. I saw my boyfriend riding his bike to his house. I was beyond him on foot. Next thing I knew is that I'm inside his house. I remember looking out the front door and seeing water again. There was someone sitting outside, but I don't know who it was. I also remember that it was night time. So, I closed the front door. I walk to the kitchen. My boyfriend's mom was in there. We said something, but I don't remember what was said. Then, I fellow my boyfriend into a huge room that had like 2 rooms together. He was showing me some tv's. Then, I layed down between two beds. He was sitting down on one bed and I was leaning against that bed too. Then I got up and layed half of my body on that bed. I layed my arm out and he was
Murphy's Lesser-known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
What The F*uck Ever!!!!!!
I'm not a "blog" guy but I do like to write. So to all of you 1 people that will read this, I just gotta say that I used to give a fuck, and now I could care fucking less! I was born, I lived, and I will die someday. That's the physical part of it. Mentally I was born, I lived, and at like 5 I died. I'm not a big emotion guy but when I do finally let someone in I expect them to treat me with some respect. I also expect that if someone feels they are close to me than it's because I have made them feel that way. Because I feel close, and comfortable with them. Welp...all that is done, and over with. I'm killing the part of me that feels emotion again. I'm just fucking done with it all. I remember why I locked the little boy inside the box in the frist fucking place. And he ain't comin out till I'm good, and fucking ready to let him out. Or at least until I'm dead...which ever comes first!
Some Random Shit Running Around In My Head..
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!" They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK, let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
I know I dont have many friends at this point but to the few I have pls help me level so I can mumm I am almost there!!
Sidney Center Fire Who Have Answered Thier Last Call
Members of our Fire dept who have answered thier last call R.I.P. brothers. Hugh Morse.... Ted Delemter....Past Chief Herb Hoy...Past Chief Percy Hoy David Hoy Paul Alger Virgil Irwin Charles E.Vermilyea Sr....My Grandfather Charles E.Vermilyes Jr.....Past Chief....My Dad Fowler Finch.....Past Chief Paul Hamilton Sr William Hunt-Commionsner Thomas McWeeny Alton Cowen Gary Rosa Cliifford Edwards Clifford Garrison Elenor Boyd Robert Constable 3:48 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove
My Fire Service
FireFighter Survey How long have you been a FireFighter? 22 years What Department are you with? Sidney Center Fire Dept What is your rank and certifications? Past Chief/Life member Have you ever been first in on the attack line? yup Have you ever been in a flashover? No Have you ever saved someone from a burning building? No Have you ever been to a Fatality MVA? Yes Have you ever extricated someone from a wrecked car? Yea Which do you prefer riding, the Engine or the Ladder? Engine seems we dont have a ladder How many fires have you been in? Alot How many medical calls have you made? Alot not emt to help ems Have you ever given CPR? No,I am trained though Are you Paid or Volunteer? Volunteer How many stations does your department have? One Which station are you run out of? The same one I jus t said How Many trucks does you that station have? 3-2 pumpers/1 pumper tanker Which truck is your favorite? Attack Truck When the tone goes out, do you get exc
Ask Any Fireman What 343 Means
Ask a firefighter what 343 means 343 The 343 Ask any firefighter, and he will say And the Brothers all agree; We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. Where were you when the Towers came down, The cry will be heard through the years; Where were you when the Twin Towers fell, And we realized our worst fears. The old man asked of the young boy he met, The lad looked up and answered politely, "My daddy's a fireman, and he died that day, But I still say a prayer for him nightly." The old man moved on, and he found a young girl, And he asked the same question of her, She answered so slow,"I don't think I know, For you see, I wasn't born yet sir." But ask any firefighter, and he will know, The day, the time, and the year; For those of us who fight smoke and fire And have no time for fear. We know that day, and it won't go away, When we lost our 343. So when you see a firetruck speeding by, Manned by the men who fight the fight, Or y
Firefighter Down
Firefighter Down The tones go out In the middle of the night. The firefighter responds Theres a fire to fight. The apparatus rolls As the crew gets ready The Officers on the radio. The driver holds it steady. As the truck draws near Black smoke rolls into sight, The firefighters are ready To battle the orange light. The flames are growing. They find the occupants are out. The hose lines are charged. This is what its all about. Two firefighters go in To battle the flame. Something doesnt feel right, They both feel the same. The creaking is now loud, They turn to retreat. The roof crashes in The sound is deafening in the street. Other firefighters are trying To clear through the rubble. They know two of their own Are in grave trouble. At last one calls out, One firefighter found! The digging begins To get him unbound. He asks for his partner As they pull him free. They tell him theyre looking, And then they finally see. His partne
Never Leave Your Nuts Alone!
Never leave your Nuts alone A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response,the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything
New To Fubar
new to this site, would like to level only need 350 to next level, send me some love
F*ck It!
Hmmmm ok so this is some where we can post anything we want right? well here I go lol Im going to use my first blog as my venting blog..... Im tired of liars, im tired of haters, im tired of people that think they know what they are talking about, im tired of people wanting to shape you into the mold they think or want you to be, Im tired of EVERYTHING.....Why cant people just go on with their lives and let you live yours and do what the hell you want istead of thinking they need to tell you shit to make you either 1. feel bad or 2. try to make you do what they want? thats it im done with everything..... well at least now I feel alittle better even though some may not understand any of this lol.....Have a GREAT day!
For Kids Born Before The 80's
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930'S, 40'S, 50'S, 60'S AND 70'S !!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/ or drank while carring us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trama, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead based paints. WE HAD NO CHILDPROOF LIDS ON MEDICAINE BOTTLES, DOORS OR CABINETS. AND WHEN WE RODE OUR BIKES, WE HAD NO HELMETS, NOT TO MENTION, THE RISKS WE TOOK HITCHHIKING!! As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up truck on a warm day was always a special treat. we drank water from the garden hose and hot from a bottle. we shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died fron this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't over weight because......... WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !!!
Take The Test
I have determined that you qualify to Take the Test !! The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conferenc
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?
International Rules Of Manhood
To every Man, Read This.... NEVER DARE TO BREAK ANY ONE OF THEM!! International Rules Of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday pre
Today will be my last day here, if you want to stay in touch let me know otherwise, thank you to all my friends and family here for the great time. I wish you all the best in life and in love. So as I say goodbye, I'll leave this for the dream of my heart, Jodi........ Words just cant express how much you mean to me. It's hard for me to show it, so you may never see. I think of you quite often more than you'll ever know I dont want to hide it, but I can never let it show. I want you in my life but more than you are, somebody to be with have more time to spend Although you'll never know this everything I say is true although I'll probably never let it show, I'm in love with you.
About Me For Profile
I just Wrote as Message but is an Awesome About me.So I added this to my Profile there.I will do some Changes an Add it here as well.I wanted some Input Please. .How are you?Just stopping in Checking Messages.Enroute to Home Base Fubar.Where Morphs are there are many things to do.Contests etc.Where I'm Lord Wolf an Wolf Morph's for my Family are Standard.I allso have my own chat lounge there with Live Radio an DJ Feeds.It's awesome. I have some of the Best Internet Friends Possible,there but non for Dating.Past 2 yrs.Waiting for my Ex to return,wasted Life.Was her on again off again Love.But with her Sleeping around with a bunch of 20 something yr.old Guys from ,here.My Desire for her has Deminished a hell of a lot.Certainly time to meet someone new an Move on.She is always encouraging me to meet others,as well.I'm Greatful I got 7 good yrs.with her. I Soberd up in Sept.06 for 4 1/2 months.I drink a little now.Unlike most from AA I can have a couple.I haven't been Drunk
Say To Yourself "what Will Sassy Do"?
I need to meet new people to show some love. I am available all times of the day to talk. I like laughing and chatting. I would like comments from you for I can answer them. Post to me and I will read it and get back to you. You love me and I will love you back.
Well my life took a turn for the best yesterday. Seems my old guitar player has gotten his act cleaned up and is ready to put or band back together. So as things unfold i will keep you posted
Breaking News!
SKAMANIA COUNTY, Wash. -- Seven of the ten county sheriff's deputies who spent Saturday night stranded on Dog Mountain has been successfully rescued, according to the Skamania County Sheriff's Office. The men had become stranded on the rugged gorge terrain after becoming disoriented while pulling thousands of marijuana plants from a grow on the east side of Dog Creek, 10 miles east of Stevenson, Undersheriff David Cox said. The group had spent the entire day on Saturday removing 3,100 plants from the area. One of the deputies suffered cramps in the afternoon and, as night approached, the team became disoriented, Cox said. Search and rescue teams found four of the deputies in the lower level of Dog Mountain on Saturday night. Three more were rescued around 7:30 Sunday morning and rescuers hope to reach the remaining three before the day's end. Cox said the conditions in the area prevented rescuers from trying to reach the rescuers by air on Saturday night. "Due to the d
Ryan And Julies
one cool fall evening my phone rang and when I answered the phone your voice was on the line, your voice made my heart melt like butter on a hot stove and all I heard you say was I love you baby and I am here to see you I hung up the phone and and before I left i placed candels by the bed and turned on the soft music and i laid some rope on the floor next to the bed and i put a can of whip cream in the fridge by the bed I looked around the room and seen it was ready than I left for the airport. When I arrived at the airport your eyes met mine and I knew at that moment you were the man of my dreams as i continued to walk towards I kept looking in your eyes I could see you undressing me with your eyes this sent a tingle down my spine as i approached you i fell in your in arms as we embraced I just loved being in your arms as i pull back and kiss your sweet lips tenderly than we embrace in a deep pationate kiss before we headed out and to the house.When we arrived at the house we got i
What Should I Take?
ok ladies i know a lot of you like my pics and just wondering if there are any request or prefrence as to what pics i take just let me know:)
Done Being Nice
I go out of my way to let the people I care about, and the friends I have here know they are important to me. This isnt always returned, which is fine. We all get busy, or fall behind. I understand this. Recently I brought the fact that I was feeling a little unappreciated to someone. I send shit to them, try to help level up, or just try to make them feel a little special with a gift or a message. I never expect anything in return. But it would be nice every once in awhile to get a thank you. Well anyway.......they apologized, said sorry and they didnt realize which is fine ok. But then when I come back ther is a message saying I dont think we should talk anymore.........then another saying if I get so mad about something so little, its no wondr why someoen I really cared about blocked me. That was very , very low to throw in my face. I wasnt even angry, just saying I wouldnt go out of my way anymore. So then I attempted to defend myself and found tthis person ha
Horniscope - Scorpio Here: What Are You???
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims
True Passions
michele kissed him with all the emotion in her heart, and and all the passion that had bulit through so manng days of heated looks and fleeting touches.(your name)response was immediate, his arms like liveing metal,banding her, half lifting he from the tubas his mouth opened over hers and his toung stroked and tasted ,a low masculine sound of pleasure coming from deep in his throat. "THE TUB WILL HOLD TWO," she whispered, unsure where the thought came from, but certain that she wanted him there in the warm , sented water, skin to wet skin , rubbing aganist her . the image made a tight coil of haet twist deep inside her. where had her exhaustion gone? she felt alive and awake, her body strummed to hightened awareness. he laughed, the sound rich with promise,curling aorund her and through her and coming to rest at the juncture of her thighs in a steady pulse. she looked away as his hands went to the waistband of his paints then sudused by cursity , she she looked back to f
so I hate drinking but i think this site pretty kool lawl so i hope to hear from people out there and hear some hilarious drinking stories lmao
Cara Ostara
I should probally only put positive things on here or nude pictures...but considering I am not in a positive mood and do not have nude pictures, I can't do that. So its a long story but just know People are cruel, the majority of men are cruel so watch your back...and your heart.
Broken Foot
So ya My perfect summer I broke my foot at the beach.I'm in a cast for four weeks.Summer will be over then whats up with that friend and I were splashin each other and our foots met.Hers won my broke .Great summer huh.I hobbled off the beach in pain.Poor me
Weird Ass People Day
Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a weird ass friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, sniff toilet seats or occasionally poop yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special.
Should I Fall Or Should I Stall?
ok ive been hurt real bad in the past and i found someone i could fall in love with so should i fall or should i stall?
Welcome To Devil's Rejects
I'm A Cop
I am a COP Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving fast to a
Nsfw Pictures
Do to some privacy issues on my part my nsfw pictures have no been marked for family only...If you feel as though you should be added just let me know. I didnt take the liberty of just adding randomly so just shout me or comment me and I will add you, if that works for me....
Hey guys im back kinda lost my internet so im using a friends for a week so hit me up and if you want we can talk dont be scared to just come up ad talk to me i dont bite i swear
CHERISH LYRICS "Unappreciated" [Chorus:] I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. [Verse 1:] Woke up this morning and saw your face And you didn't look the same as yesterday. I got the feeling that you can't seem to see, Where you want to be. And lately it ain't been the same at all. When you're here its like I'm invisible I still can't seem to see where I went wrong. Cause I'm feeling [Chorus:] I'm feeling really unappreciated. Your takin` my love for granted, babe. and I don't know how much more, I can take from you. You don't do the things you use to do. You don't even say I love you too. And lately I've been feeling, Feeling unappreciated. [Verse 2:] Lately our house is not a home You come in, take a shower and then say I'm g
Dam Monday
who don't like Monday
Come And Check Out My Online Store!
Hello to all of my dear friends on Fubar! I have added pictures of the jewelry that I make for you to look at, rate, leave comments, and if the mood arises, purchase from me. I have been making jewelry for almost 2 years now, and want to shre it with the world! So come and check them out, and if you are interested, message me and I will be happy to work out an arrangement with you!
From My Kids
You Understand I'm Human that I Will Make Mistakes But You There To Help Me Up Whenever Something Breaks Thank You Mom For Everthing You Are A Precious Gift Whenever I Have Needed Hope You Gave Me Such A Lift THANKS MOM
My comments on the subject in the mumms 2007-08-12 22:04:25 #40 of 52 Arischer Prinz and 317718, When people make a distinction between races, even if it's "for breeding" it is racism. Ever heard of segregation (sp)?? come on people it's 2007, don't you think it's time to open your minds a little bit??? Racism is just plain wrong!!!! 2007-08-12 22:11:56 #45 of 52 You can call me dumb all you want, it wont change the fact that racism is wrong. "We do not hate, we just choose to keep our heritage strong." What kind of crap is that??? Don't you know that in your heritage somewhere along the way, many races came together??? What does it matter that the person be white, black, yellow with blue polka dot, people are people regardless of any of that, if you cant see past that it's you thats dumb!!!
Fan This........????
You meet someone then you figure out all they do is play you... you remove them from your friends list you pray they go away but you cant remove them from that stupid fan shit lol just duckyyyyyy ... if there was a way please tell me
Where Are All The Hot Babes At
where are all the hot babes at?????????): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ): ):
I loved him, he was my strength~ I need him now, a longing is replaced~ With a desolate feeling of pure empty pretense,a hint of a smile. I didn't know that I'd miss you so~ Memories trail after the footsteps I've faltered. Knowing you made me weak and strong together; You created me as I am. A handful of mystery, eyes that tell secrets become shrouded. You fell apart when you were released, as we both knew it had to be. Now where are you now. Why am I so bereft- swaying with calamity. You were beautiful as you slept, peaceful calm and pure. I lovingly held your face vowing to remember the details pretending you'd be secure. Imagine my surpris when I realised I could live without you. When I believed I would die. YOu were my other half, the better part of me, now you are gone and I am just as and just is. .............D.
Chat With Me!
I have tried to be patient about this but it seems as if I am going mad.. I came back from Europe finally and was so very estatic. I was to be reunited with Jean finally after two months of hell. I was home, maybe two or three days and then I found out he had to go.. OF all places to Europe, where I had just come from.. I haven't heard any word from him at all and it has been close to two weeks and I am being very paranoid.. I mean he shouldn't have had to go but.. I hope he isn't having to deal with the same things because I will probably break into a million pieces. **sighs**
Back From My Trip
Had so much fun this time,even got to go as far as utah and wyoming, I have alot of pictures to upload here shortly and ones of a beautiful sunset I caught on donner pass in northern cali
In Need Of Help
SHELL NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!! Currently competing against a bombing family please help this awesome lady out by dropping as many comments as you are able! Lets show that it is possible to win a competition without being part of a bombing family and that good friends are all we need!!! PLEASE RATE and leave as many COMMENTS as you are able! please keep this contest drama FREE, please do NOT disrespect the host and please keep all comments SFW please click the pic link below to begin commenting!! ALL help is very much appreciated!! thanking you all in advance!!!!
ever had one of those days where you wish you could curl up and the whole world would disappear?thats what my day started out like.its a little better now but still sucks cause im bored and tired and dont get off work for another 3 hours.this sucks.
New Week
I wish all a new expressive, cute, horny and sucessful start to the new week
The Greatest Irony of love Loving the right person at the wrong time, or having the wrong person when the time is right. && finding out you LOvE someone Right after that person walks out of your life. && sometimes you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again. For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person. But in reality, some are so afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else. *Most relationships* Tend to fail not because of the absence of love, because love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much, and the other was being loved to little. As we all know, the heart is the c.e.n.t.e.r. of the body, but it beats on the left and maybe thats the reason why the heart is not always right. Most often we fall in love with t
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Om! Aum! Ohm! Om Mani Padme Om ! Temet Nosce Amor Ad Infinitum
Poems Of The Broken Hearted
Write or post a poem of any kind..lets see who's creative. I'll start first.. I let you come into my dreams and haunt me every night as the darkness overcomes me it's your memory I hold tight I let your face flow through my mind I let your voice go through my head I let my tears fall down as I relive all you have said I let times from our past disturb my slumber dreams I let the nightmare unravel I rip the past right at the seams i let myself hold on to nothing but a memory of all that we once were all we turned out to be every single night as I lay down to sleep I hold you so close to my heart I let our two souls meet it's slowly killing me inside until I can take no more this internal longing that I have this prayer that we'll be like before. _______________________________________________________________ My heart empty... Everlasting love was cut short ...My eyes washed-out... Tears leave permanent trail ...My soul searching... Happi
only been on for a day and seem to meet alot of nasty people, are they just haters? my friends all seem real cool but i've blocked 6 people already. is this the norm. for this site
Sitting Here Day And Night
Sitting here day and night, sometimes feeling alright, waiting for the day light, wondering if i will find the one, who i would call hun, is she out there to be found, i never hear a sound, my heart full of fire, with passion growing higher, wish someone would want me with desire, will i grow old alone, or is that how im to atone, im honest and true, feeling so blue, to look into your eyes, to never hear lies, to wipe your tears, and erase your fears, hold you close to my heart, never wanting us to part, being there through the good and the bad, making sure you are never sad, is just a part of who i am inside, hoping you will never hide, our hearts to take the ride, to see where it will go, our love to always show, as i sit and wonder why, inside it makes me die, from my eyes i cry, for i am that unique guy, the one no one knows, in these poems it does show, for now i must go, have a wonderful day, as my friends i hope you will stay, so smile and be
Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 >>bill. In >>the room of 200, he asked, >> >> >> >>"Who would like this $20 bill?" >> >> >> >>Hands started going up. >> >> >> >>He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you >> >> >> >>but first, let me do this. >> >> >> >>He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. >> >> >> >>He then asked, "Who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands were up in the air. >> >> >> >>Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" >> >> >> >>And he dropped it on the ground >> >> >> >>and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. >> >> >> >>He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. >> >> >> >>"Now, who still wants it?" >> >> >> >>Still the hands went into the air. >> >> >> >>My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. >> >> >> >>No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it >> >> >> >>because it did not decrease in value. >> >> >> >>I
Dim And Bleak
when things seem so dim and bleak, slow going goes your week, redness enters your cheek, while happiness is what you seek, here is just alittle peak, you are all beautiful in your own way, friends which i hope will be here to stay, beauty in side and out, dont sit there and pout, find the happiness you desire, let that in your heart become fire, get lost is what you say to the lier, dont take anyones shit, they are the ones acting like a twit, they are morons to the end, but i will always be here as a friend, all you ladies are beautiful and true, dont let someone make you feel blue, because they are the ones that dont have a clue, of that special person inside each of you, im happy we have met, with me happiness is what you will get, so smile and feel right, you are all a wonderful sight, true friends are hard to find, and you are all in my mind, so smile and be free, this is what you will see, no one can bother you, if you dont feel blue, to your self be
Romance Is Just A Glance
romance is just a glance, take that chance, at the passion inside, makes hearts open wide, like your heart is in a stride, never to hide, passion burning so deep, its what you want to keep, soft moon lite walks, carring talks, holding that special someones hand, they make you feel grand, when you walk in the sand, sun rise comes to you, makes everything feel true, looking into their eyes, saying good bye to the why's, knowing this is real, that kiss is the seal, that binds you both to each other, it makes your body shutter, makes your heart race, can your emotions keep pace, when you see that special someones face, taking both your hearts to a peaceful place, hopeing it will last, not like the ones in the past, may your heart be true, may your loved one have the clue, that they are actually the one for you, as you are the one for them too................
My Sister, My Friend
Concert 8-12-07
Poems Flow Free
poems flow so free, like the wind through a tree, nice to have my heart flow, to let everyone know, the person you see, is the real me, i take the bad and the good, as someone really should, i try not to lie, for it makes people cry, i am some what shy, im not like any other guy, thats why i am me, now you are starting to see, the passion inside me, i live life for what it is, a gift from the man above, i try never to push and shove, but i would like to find love, so she can see, how i would treat a lady, love and respect, with no neglect, honor and truth, wouldnt be like pulling a tooth, for i am me, and my heart has been set free, devotion and love, as he has given from above, now i will sit and wait, to see if its my fate, to find the one, that can tame my heart, who would never want to part..............
He takes it out slowly, looks at it and touches it with his warm wet tongue. Then touches it gently with his hot lips and starts sucking it with pleasure. He takes it out of his mouth and licks it, then bites it. Licks lips and then continues sucking. So yummy and juicy... mmmmmm... he loves ice cream.
dontcha find urself laughin at a wannabe player?? i find them 2 b positively hilarious, wen they think u hav no clue and r n the dark bout everything! yet u knew their so-called game even b4 they played it. seriously, playing a game sloppy will get u caught always, u can never hide from it. wats really funny is they xpect u 2 keep blievin their lies and stories...but wats really funny is wen they tell u one thing then tell another person the complete opposite of wat u've been told...then they just leave it out there n plain sight 4 u 2 c...c'mon, they think they r all that and more, yet cant play freakin UNO right if given the chance!!! LMAO once again another amusing side 2 ppl, of which they think is 100% authentic player!!! TFF!!!!
New To Fubar!
I heard about fubar and thought I would check it out. Just what I needed - ANOTHER website that I'm going to be addicted to!! I must say though that this is much more fun than Myspace. It's been pretty cool so far! I've still got a lot to learn about posting things on here and I want to work on my profile but all in all it's been fun so far.
Well, since I'm not allowed to create a mumm, (heck if I know why I can't) I will go this route. I'm bummed cause my 15yr old had to go to jail on 8/11 for his behavior. He did hurt his younger brother and sister for no reason--had an "outburst". Long story short, because of that he has to stay there til 9/17. He has been diagnosed with adhd but being a mother, I KNOW there is something more wrong. It is sad to me that he has to end up in the "system" to get the help I now know he'll get. My mom went through the same thing.
Most Of The Girls On Here Is Wacked
I am new to Fubar,and I can see why.Most of the girls on here look like they are trying to catch a disease instead of a man..Where did morals go?
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Porn Star Name
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Stop Flaggin My Pics
So Ok I Know Its Someone On My Friends List And Well If U Are REporting My Pics As NSFW Please Come Talk To Me And Delete Me While Ur At It..When Did A Pair Of Jeans And A Shirt Become NSFW? God Dumb Fucks Stop Hateing Its Getting Old.
Bored And Lonly!
ok so im really bored and to make it worse im lonly! it sucks i just want someone to talk to and someone to be really sweet to me, but its so hard to find someone like that :( i know this is short but yeah its how i feel! ~mE~
Road Trip With The Club
Well, I feel like a silly school kid, and at my age that is saying something. Here is what happened last weekend. I belong to the Intermountain Chapter of the Porsche Club of America and last Saturday afternoon we had a road trip and a BBQ scheduled. I had plans and was not going to attend, however as time drew near to the scheduled meeting time I was out and about and thought that it would be fun just to stop by and see some of the other cars. I am an introvert so it was out of my comfort zone to stop and chat with others, but I thought that I could even though I don't know very many other members. The club’s plan was to meet next to a busy intersection in a large mall's parking lot. Once 530pm came they were going up Big Cottonwood canyon to Brighton ski resort, and to a BBQ at a members house after that. We are fortunate to have some of the prettiest scenery, mountains, and canyons to drive through in the country all within an easy driving distance. The drive was only goin
Fuckin Women!!!
Why r women so messed up? I know not all of u r, but man, why is it that you try to do good things and be nice to someone, some messed up chica has to go switch everything around and make it seem bad? I'm just so sick of all u crazy chics it makes me wanna puke!!! I know, I know, us men are just as fucked up, and we're assholes and all that, I just wish we could finally understand the opposite sex and just be happy for a change!!!! DVS1
Words Flowing From Me.
I am working on my book. It is an collection of short erotic stories for woman. The response I have gotten from some of the stories are very good and encouraging. It is a collection of stories called "Office Happenings". It is a collection of short stories of "happening" in the office like the title suggests. Interested in a preview of the stories in let me know and Ill see what I can do.
to my friends and everyone. i am thinking of deleting my account. i have been sitting here rating people for like 2 weeks now and i have rated probably about 2,000 people. i have had maybe 6 people come back and rated me. i like to meet new people just like anyone else does. if i dont start getting anything by friday i will be deleting my account. sorry to my friends.
So, this morning I'm doin' my little thing. Gettin' some email and shit done for work and on Fubar this guy messages me with: Holyone: "I bet this is not you" So ... I actually speak to him to see wtf he means. I thought it might have been someone who hadn't seen me in YEARS and couldn't believe they found me sorta thing. Me: "What do you mean?" Holyone: "This pictures are not urs" Me: "And why would that be? I have a Myspace/Personal Website/and I'm on several different pinup/modeling sites. So you can bet all you want darlin' but you'd be very wrong." Holyone: "Are you a whore too?" Me: "Only to my boyfriend." Holyone: "If you put these pictues there must be a reason." Me: "I model. It's about exposure." Holyone: "Your sizes are not ok for model. You are nice but cuby. Probaly porn model, right?" Me: "No fetish/glam modeling. However, your opinion REALLY doesn't matter to me." Me: "Aww, you're upset b/c you're too ugly to fuck or
Comment For The
Your Birthdate: February 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: JuneWhat Does Your Birth Date Mean?
My Cousin Tina
come show my cousin Tina some fubar love shes new :P Here Is The Link , Thanks all My Friends
Help Me Out A Little
help me out i need some points im kinda of new at this.
Will Be Away
Hi Eevryone, Will it is time for me to go to Wi. Did u think i was leaving... I don't think I could leave this place ever.. Made to many good friends here.. I like to name them all, but knowing me i would forget someone. You all know who you are anyway... I will be gone Aug.16th and will be back just for a few days on the 27th Than gone again on the 30th until Setp. 10. I hope you all stay well and I'll see you when I get back Will miss you all Fireman7
True Friendship
Ever wondered what is the real essence of the saying "A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed"? People talk about the true value of friendship without knowing what it stands for. True friendship is when there are no formalities; when the person you are talking about is counted as family; when the relation you share reaches a stage that even if you don't correspond for sometime, your relationship remains intact. Best friends need not meet up often to make sure that the friendship remains constant. The trust between best friends is such that if one friend falls in trouble, the other will not think twice to help. If the bond between two friends is strong, true friends can endure even long distances. They find a way of being in touch despite busy schedules. True friendship never fades away; in fact it grows better with time. True friends don't need a posh place to hang out. Their most precious hideout is each others' rooms! True friendship thrives on trust, inspiration and comfort. Best fri
Sample Writings
With the wind blow in your hair while you are standing on top of the hill with the sun silhouetting your body in the white sheer gown, I come up from behind you and take you in my arms. I set down on the green grass, the fresh air swirling around us. I take your hand and pull you down to set in my lap. A large oak tree stands behind us protecting our back from the warm sun, which can only shine on our fronts keeping us warm in the cool breeze of the October day. Nuzzling my nose against the back of you beautiful hair and kissing your neck I pull up and off your sheer gown, exposing your breast to the breeze and sunlight. I lean back to lie flat on my back pulling you down on top of me. With your breast pointing skyward I cup one in each hand and softly kiss your neck. “You are such a beautiful and warm lady.” I whisper in your ear. I start to rub your nipples between my thumbs and fingers. You can feel me growing and pressing against your butt through my shorts. I slide the back of
Add Your Name
YOU BETTER ADD YOUR NAME!!!!! JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS. IF YOU ARENT ASHAMED TO CLAIM GOD THEN PUT YOUR NAME ON THIS LIST:. 1.Sharice Harrell 2.Lemar 3.Kyle 4.Teddyo 5.Marlon 6.Jarrad 7.Akeem 8.Mookie 9.Malcom 10. Bradford 11.Radaams 12.Jamiel 13. -el io- 14. Brian 15.Ray. 16.Randall 17.Train 18.Antwone 19.Anthony E. Williams 20. Takeshia Williams 21.Shanise 22.Stemma Miller 23.Chris Richardson 24. Theresa Cephas 25.Kimmy R. 26.Maya Aka Yaya 27.Macquin aka "Q" 28. Brittain 29. CHELSEY 30. Dayvon 31. Cassandra 32. Shavita 33. Sean 34. Bugsy 35. J.O. 36. ELEONOR 37. kaneisha 38. Lil J 39. TiiNa ! 40.Jonathan 41.YVONNE 42.PIFF 43. Isaac 44. RoB 45. brItteRs *I ShOuLd Have BeEn NuMber onE* 46. Kewnna 47.Artesia 48.Shayna 49.Ashley 50.Richard 51.Jeffrey aka Holiday Jeff 52. tiffany ~tiff~ 53. RaHeEm....Rah D 54. Tiffan3y--Tiff- Tiff 55. Arielle-> "Ari" 56. Jasmine 57. Chilly 58. Berenice A.K.A. Bere 59. Jazmine aka Cherry 60.
Sometimes,when i'm in FuBar land, im not in the mood for people as much.(not saying that i don't want to be bothered by anyone)... Those are the times i blog hop. Im sure all of you blogaholics out there, know what i mean when i say that.. That means i go from blog to blog to see what other entertaining reads i can find.. I do have my favs that i visit a lot..Just looking at the different varieties of blogging are interesting to me... I love the variety in FuBar land, the different styles of blogging & the fact that people's blogs offer a snapshot of them as a person. I say snapshot because that's how i see it. Somebody may post a blog, to vent or let off steam & by the time you read it, they are in a completely different mood. I feel blogs reflect how that person was feeling, or the mood they were in, at the particular moment in time, but that doesn't mean they always feel that way. So i see blogs as snapshots & to get a whole sense of the person, you really have to re
added sum new pix and a music player (enjoy)
Wake Up
Just running off my mouth.... I wanted to make a private Blog but i have no clue as to how..... But anyhow i have come to realize the internet is nothing but a huge play ground...u find a toy u like u pick it up u play with it,u get bored u go to the next.sad but true.... Here i thought i could use this play ground to find me that one special toy that toy u would charish and hold onto 4ever and never let go....well shit happens.. u ever have that special toy u love so much and u wake up one morning to find its gone? well u look n look and no luck when does one give up? Well i guess im saying i love to play.... and i guess once i found that special toy i was willing to give up all my other little toys just for the one...Now its gone what do i do? Do i play with more toys to find that one that might compare to the other or do i keep looking for the one i charished? Yeah i bet i messed with yur head on this one huh? lol love
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a woman at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes hercomplaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith. The midget." Lmao!! Have an awesome day..Tc n peace..Boo
Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me And speak but don't pretend I won't defend you anymore you see It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for you My eyes don't need to see that ugly thing, I know it's me you fear If you want me hold me back Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that get you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, "You'll be the death of me" I don't need a friend, I need to mend so far away So come sit by the fire and play a while, but you can't stay too long It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for pleasure I see my heart explode, it's been eroded by the weather here If you want me hold me back Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that get you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, "You'll be the death of me" Frail,
All worlds (including Risia) will be down from approximately 7am-2:30pm EST on Monday, August 13th for scheduled maintenance.
Back Off!!!!!!
2007. This Was Funny Had To Post It
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse
So I'm sitting here thinking about all the things that have happened to me in the past couple of years. All the relationships I've had with different people friends and lovers who have left. As I move forward I recall the pain I felt at there betrail the hurt that came with there lies. As I move forward into the encounter with someone I am leary of intention and it cause me to hide myself. For fear of being hurt again. I want to relax and let people in I like to be open with people and be who I really am without fear. Betrail so crule I am the sweetest person you'll ever meet but when I have been hurt I am your worst nightmere. I want to be loved to be understood to not fear what I belive. Who has the right to chose your path to chose how to live your life to the fullest only you know your heart be true to it and be free. When love comes to you accept it with open arms. Love so fragile a thing so easily we play with the word. How to know when it is truely ment and shared. How do you kn
I long to hear the soft whispers of delight emitting from her lips. Her breath catching as her hips arch, ankles locking, eyes rolling back in her head. The way her body quivers beneath my touch, her eyes roll at my taste. Her fingers pushing and buried in my hair as her whimpers escape her trembling lips...
Fuckin' Fibromyalgia!!!
Some days it just doesn't pay to be alive. I don't know how many people are aware of my disease or know what it is. I am not here now to educate you, if you are reading this I'm sure you can find some info online. I am here strictly to try to maintain my sanity and get through the fucking EXCRUCIATING PAIN that I am currently in. It is such that I am basically trapped in my own fucking mind. I can barely walk right now. This means that I must use a goddamn wheelchair to get around. I'll be 30 on 09/09, yet I feel 130. A crazy, horny guy trapped in the body of a doddering old man. I know life ain't fair, but shit, enough is enough. I know that the docs can do more to control my pain, but it seems that they are afraid of my becoming an addict. This seems to me to be counter-intuitive. wouldn't helping control my pain be more conducive to my mental health? Don't make no sense to me, but I'm the guy trembling with tears streaming down his face.
Piece Of Eight
I am now managing a new local band called Piece of Eight. You can check em' out on myspace at: The myspace site was just started, so there is no music or anything yet, but stop by anyway and show em' your support!
Thruster, Lancethruster
The following was passed over the transom by my retired attorney friend, Winston Smith. Right after I received it, this appeared in the paper: Access denied We both hope that reality does not pan out in this fashion but the signs on the horizon seem to lead to this conclusion. -------------- Dirty Bombs, Gut Feelings and False-Flags: An Examination of Implications of Recent Remarks by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Economist Mr. Paul Craig Roberts - by Winston Smith Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's comments recently about his 'gut feeling' regarding a terrorist attack against the US being imminent were cause for alarm on a number of levels, but information recently gleaned about the specifics of the comments require further analysis and a robust discourse on a rather painful subject most Americans are ignorant of, and/or would rather avoid or ignore entirely. Apparently, while speaking to The University of Southern California's Center f
Pain In The Grass
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Wisdom Teeth
Has anyone here ever had to go get their wisdom teeth token out?? cause i will have to go get mine removed cause it hurts so much :(
Cleavage Wins Boob Job
MEN'S magazine Zoo has been blasted for a sleazy competition that invites male readers to "win" their girlfriend a boob job by sending in shots of her cleavage. Women's health groups have attacked the magazine, branding the competition a poor-taste publicity stunt that is unethical and possibly even illegal. "I'm disgusted and appalled, and very doubtful they can even offer major body modification as a prize," said public health researcher Dr Jenny O'Dea of the University of Sydney. "You simply cannot treat women in this way, like objects there for men's satisfaction." Zoo Weekly magazine has launched the online competition offering $10,000 breast implants as a prize to the girl "who deserves it most". "One lucky Zoo reader will be able to give his girlfriend the ultimate present," said magazine editor Paul Merrill. "It's impossible to think of a more romantic gift than new breasts. It's the gift that keeps on giving." The magazine has called for men, or their girl
Another Loss In Entertainment
He made answers questions and vowels commodities Merv Griffin's life was a medley of success: Creator of TV icons "Jeopardy!" and "Wheel of Fortune," talk show impresario and, ultimately, business tycoon. By Dennis McLellan, Los Angeles Times Last update: August 12, 2007 – 9:05 PM Print this story E-mail this story Save to Share on newsvine Share on Digg Related Content Talk show host Merv Griffin speaks in front of a television audience. The entertainer and entrepreneur has died at age 82. Associated Press Griffin's empire Audio: Music from 'Jeopardy' Audio: Merv Griffin says daytime TV was special Audio: Merv Griffin talks about 'Jeopardy' and 'Wheel of Fortune' More from Obituaries He made answers questions and vowels commodities Deaths elsewhere Griffin's empire Deaths elsewhere Bob Madryga tried to keep kids out of trouble LOS ANGELES - Merv Griffin, a onetime big-band singer who leveraged his later career as a TV talk-show hos
I was sitting here, when I heard the phone ring. I reached over, and picked it up. I saw on the caller ID that it was my mom. Okay, that's weird...she was just here this morning. I answered the phone. me "hey mom" mom "great grandma died" me "what? we were just talking about her" mom "I know. she died about 20 minutes ago" me "wow, okay..." mom "i'll talk to you later, I have to call everyone else" me "k, bye mom" mom "bye" My great-grandmother, a widow of the past 16 years, died today at the age of 99 years old! I'm in shock. When I was young, my great grandmother and I were fairly close. She would tell me stories about her life growing up while she played with my hair. I loved my great grandmother so much. As she aged, she devoloped Altzheimerz. She got to the point where she was mean to everyone, and then where she didn't know anybody. So while my mom was here this morning, she recieved a call on her cell phone and told me to write down the name Jenni
Cross The States Trip
I am taking my first trip across the states. I am going to be taking a 15 month old. I need to know what I should take for him, to play with etc. He does good on long car trips. I also need help about food and snacks. Due to medical problems fast food needs to be limited to a minimum. Any tips would be great too.
Dear Diary
i just want to remind myself of this since i am on vacation and have no concept of time!
We Were Drinking Like The End Was Not In Sight
Tonight I'm in the city, and it's like Disneyland, but I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get back home again. And I have this dream... you'll be waiting there. What I really mean is I wish you were here. I'm sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine, and to let you know wherever I go you never leave my mind.
State Police Warning To Women
This is a Warning to all women that can also be found on If a person with the screen name of--RatBonesBlakStar-- contacts you...DO NOT REPLY or DO NOT TALK to this person.... DO NOT answer any IM or Email. Whoever this person maybe, they are a SUSPECT in the death of 56 women(so far) contacted through the Internet. These 2 screen names have been seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, Excite, and MySpace so far reported. THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!! Again this story and info can be found on Please alert all your family and friends that engage with strangers on the internet. If you are contacted by this person, notify the FBI in your area.
My B-day Pimpout From My Friends
Ok everyone yoday is this awesome womans go give her some birthday spankins!!! LSD's SHELL ~WILL ALWAYS PIMP A/LSD & COOLEST GUY EVER~~STEALING SYN~~@ fubar (repost of original by 'wishful thinking' on '2007-08-13 12:42:32')
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he
So I put in my notice yesterday that today was going to be my last day and strangely, I have never been happier. I was really starting to get tired of all the morons that came to Wal-Mart, walk halfway down the checkout lane just to ask me if I was open. Well, no shit moron. Do you think that I am standing here for my own enjoyment? What is with these people. Do they take stupid pills for breakfast or something? Anyway, no more of that. Thank God. I still think that they need to put up a buzzer at the doors and lets people know if they are stupid or not. Well, I'm done ranting for now.
Womens Dictionary
WOMENS DICTIONARY Body: Dictionary for women Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour wri
Top 40 U'll Never Hear Southern Boy Say
Top FORTY Things You Will NEVER Hear A Southern Boy Say: 40. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms n this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrestling's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the f
Hind Lick
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The Woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
well it was my first day back at work today and it is the same rubbish as before i went on holiday. so feeling depressed glad i came on here as i could see the lady my heart wants to go to. wish i could leave this country to go to this lady dreams can hurt my heart is longing for love
22 Way's To Be Happy
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I 'm sorry, " loo k the person in the eye. SIX.. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionat ely. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievem
A man havin an affair for 4-5 years with the same woman gets some news. She says Im pregnant! Thinkin of his wife kids, and business he tells his mistress to go back home to her home country and when she has the baby send a post card and he will send money to support the baby.So as not to spill the beans he tells her to simply write spagetti on it. About nine monthes later the mans wife walks in and says honey u got the strangest postcard today.He says give it here and Ill explain later.She hands him the post card ,he reads it and faints. The post card read " spagetti spagetti spagetti spagetti, two with meatballs, two without..send extra sause
Jolly's Blog
killing yourself doesn't make you a coward, it just means you are stronger than everyone else.
U Close To Leveling?
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Serious Information Please Pass It On
STATE POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS* Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen,
Sorry I'll Be Gone A Bit
Its Time
so it has happend..... someone on here has actually pissed me completely off and i can not wait to hear what you have to say about it..... I considered a man on this site a close friend of mine and we had some very good times together talking and chatting it up with the ladies and just us together.... I called this guy brother.... It did not take long for things to come between us after we had just gotten so close. my friends warned me he was not good for me and would turn his back on me and i told them i disagreed and stood up for him.... well recently i have come to find out that this guy has stabbed me completely in the back and said that i should be deleted for things i was doing on here....check fat sonnys blog if you wish to know what this is.... But now i have a few words to say about this slimy so called friend of mine.... when i saw what you said i was appalled and i wish that you where close enough for me to deck in the face when i saw that cuz it would
The following is from a colleague in Britain: -----Original Message----- From: Edwin Panford-Quainoo [] Sent: Mon Nov 28 20:06:32 2005 To: Wiley, James Subject: Good Answer!!!! >> >> >> >> Apparently going around NY at the moment. 1st is a girl's apology >> >> email >> >>> >for cheating on some bloke. 2nd is his reply which was Bcc'd to his >> >>> >entire address book. >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > ---------------------------------- >> >>> > >> >>> >Brad, >> >>> > >> >>> >It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, >> >>> I feel >> >>> >like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am >> >>> >truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the >> >>> people >> >>> >in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I >> >>> >would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or >> >>> >anything that happened, so I won't even try
ok i know i said to a few i was writing a blog about something well going to the store and i will bb to finish it...sorry was on the phone and got booted so i have to re-do it.... bb soon and i hope it des not change the way u think of me when u read my next blog.... thank u..... me....
Someone Get Me A Drink
GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, spinning classes (whatever that is) and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you should be in drag, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and
Life Is Ironic
It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me Its so ironic your what I had pictured you to be But there are facts in our lives We can never change Just tell me that you understand and you feel the same This perfect romance that Ive created in my mind Id live a thousand lives Each one with you right by my side But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance And so it seems like well never have the chance Aint it funny how some feelings you just cant deny And you cant move on even though you try Aint it strange when your feeling things you shouldnt feel I wish this could be real Aint it funny how a moment could just change your life And you dont want to face whats wrong or right Aint it strange how fate can play a part In the story of your heart Sometimes I think that a true love can never be I just believe that somehow it wasnt meant for me Life can be cruel in a way that I cant explain And I dont think that I could face it all again I barely
I Am A Cop
I am a COP Mr. Citizen, it seems you've figured me out. I fit neatly into the category where you've placed me. I'm stereotyped, standardized, characterized, classified, grouped, and always typical. Unfortunately, the reverse is true. I can never figure you out. From birth, you teach your children that I'm the bogeyman and then you're shocked when they identify/associate with my traditional enemy.... the criminal! You accuse me of coddling criminals.... until I catch your kids doing wrong. You may take an hour for lunch and several coffee breaks each day, but point me out as a loafer for having one cup. You pride yourself on your manners, but think nothing of disrupting my meals with your troubles. You raise Cain with the guy who cuts you off in traffic, but let me catch you doing the same thing and I'm picking on you. You know all the traffic laws.... but you've never gotten a single ticket you deserve. You shout "FOUL" if you observe me driving f
Ay ya'll, I'm just tryna get away for about a week. Not really a vacation, just need to think and spend time in a different environment. I don't really even want to do nothing while I'm there, I just don't wanna be fucked with by anyone...police especially. I already have credit with airtran and a hookup on a hotel.... just need a place to go. I wanna keep it in the US because I don't wanna wait on a passport. I'm thinking about some where with a beach, never been to miami. suggestions welcome Thanks in advance
Baddman(part 1)
I have been told i am a Badd Badd Man.... and she is so true... i have been told im a pig where i am not i'm a dogg,thats y i ware the dogg morph if u havent notice.... to start this out i think u all should know 2002 my ex wife took wat ment so much to me those were my babies....that is where it all beggins...i had to get them out of my head the best i knew how and that didnt even work... but here goes..i started on AOL n Yahoo meet anormous amounts of women hopeiing to free my mind of my children,never thought about wat i was really doing or who iwas really hurting...i try not to lie in my ventures but shit happens..i thrived on poisoning the brains of women and steeling their hearts just to get into their panties and help me forget wat ment the most to me....i recently then started a book thinking i could make tons of money off wat i was the behalf of women so they would know wat to really look for...but at the same time i was going to make it a double b
WORLD WAR III IS COMING President Bush decides to leave the White House and go out to sit in a local bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's him." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?" Bush turns to the bartender and says, "See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims".
Links To Help You Add Stash,pictures To Level Up
Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. So this helps both of us you get more points and Its easier to level with alot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for allowing me to share them with you. Please stop by and show them some love. There profile link is at the bottom of these great sites. MUSIC: GAMES: PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES: YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO USE IT, BUT IT IS FREE. IF YOU HAVE PICS THAT YOU HAVE SAVED TO YOUR COMPUTER, YOU CAN CLICK ON THE UP
Military Supporter Contest Please Help.
September 1st
I am so excited i found out last week that my uncle from out of state can marry me and my wonderful man....the hitch is it is going to be September 1st this year lol... talk about things going to be hectic to the beginging of next year lol....but it will all be worth it .... i have been waiting for this day for 2 years and now that it is here i couldn't be happier.... i know this was short and sweet but i just had the need to share for all those who are interested in reading about it..
Adult Talk
About 15 months ago I did a mumm called "Should I do this" the funny thing was it was my first mumm asking about doing a photoshoot for free to any lucky lady (for me preferably a BBW). I actually got ripped by a couple of people, one was a complete A$$. He actually put down get pics of soldiers raping teen Iraqi girls and piling dead bodies in pyrimands. At first of course I was angry cause people thought I was out to label and do a bad thing. Maybe in thier eyes I was, but in my eyes I was thinking I was going to celebrate life with my return to the USA. I'm not angry but you know whats funny is it really hurts that there will always be people that will say bad things about us (military). This is not so much for the fact they may hate the military or was maybe discharged baddly or refused entry, for the fact that was going to try something that I feel I worked very hard to return for. I have traveled over 3/4 of the country of Iraq, been fired up and return fire, I've even se
Baddman(part 2)
PLZ READ PART 1 first THANK YOU!!!!! i am again.... i dont wanna become the man i have become wat i want is the to be the man thats on my profile,wat i want is to find my soul mate the women who makes me happy, the women who makes me jealous,such an ugly word and a terrible thing but its part of love take it or leave it, as well as the pain that brings tears to our eyes....i wanna find the one i can wipe those tears b4 they role off her cheak... the tears i dont wanna cuz r the real tears... Real tears are not those that fall from the eyes and cover the face, but those that fall from the heart and cover the soul. i have cuzed these tears i believe and i believe the damage has been done time n time again.... men have tears which i have recently discovered and not that of just their children but of a another one that might of been their soul mate their rib that was taken to create the woman the most beautifullest thing god has ever created.....we r all beautiful in our o
Links To Addstash And Pictures To Level Up Easier
Wow have I got the goodies for all of you to help you on leveling up. These are some great links to help you go about your search to make leveling easier. So this helps both of us you get more points and Its easier to level with alot pictures and stash. Check these links out. Thank you to The Confederate Bombers for allowing me to share them with you. Please stop by and show them some love. There profile link is at the bottom of these great sites. MUSIC: GAMES: PSYCHEDELIC ART ANIMATION CODES: YOU HAVE TO REGISTER TO USE IT, BUT IT IS FREE. IF YOU HAVE PICS THAT YOU HAVE SAVED TO YOUR COMPUTER, YOU CAN CLICK ON THE UP
Just what makes a Great person? A great Leader? A Great Lover? This is what I think, but I want to know what YOU think! A great person: A great person, for me, is one who has no fear and no regret. They are compassionate to all people and equally patient with those who resist unjustly. A Great Leader: He/She should care equally about all people in all nations, not just the country assigned to that person. They should care about all opinions and follow only their own reasoning powers. They shouldn't fall to black mail, or crush under pressure and should be fair but just. A Great lover: A great Lover is someone who, to me, is sensitive and strong, who is willing to defy the odds to win. Someone who will always suprise you and never leave you. Someone who should care about you with all their heart.
...and early! I bought 250 business cards off of I have never used that company and I got a great discount thru an email. I will use that company again! They look great! I can't wait to set them up on my station and hand them out at events. It will be so nice to not have to write my name in the corner of the salon-offered cards. I forget who it was but thanks for giving me the advice.
I have come to always ask myself why a fireman like myself can save everyone but when it comes to your own people ,why can't we save our own ... I understand that it is a doctor's job... but it makes you feel so left out because there is nothing you can do to save your own family member.. And it hurts so bad inside!!:(( My dads heart stopped 5-6 times to day and we got him back .... thank god but the feeling of not being able to do anything fucking suck because inside is like saying come on you can do this your a strong man.. but the other half just says I no your weak and tired of the hospitals .... It is like a war inside of me right now wondering what is going to happen to my dad now ....
I Need U Now!
Ok well I want a Fubar wife so this is how its goes!! 1)If you want to be my wife tell me why you would be a good one. 2)Must leave me a gift. 3)Must comment and rate all of my pic's! 4)Must rate my blogs and stash. Thats it! Lets see who my wife is ganna be! -----Jason Cursed Cowboy
Nsfw - Poetry
Soft caresses and nibbles across her neck His lips performing a dance on her skin Her hands playing on his shoulders and chest Muscles tightening as sensitive skin reacts Laying on his back while she rises above him Lowering he slides into her Moving to their own rhythm Passion taking over Caresses mixed with hard thrusts Culminating in the final explosion Each one reaching their own release Different reactions but together in the end Created by SF
Well, I am glad to have the friends I have. I have been lied to so much lately it's making me crazy. I am bored right now. Anyone want to do my homework for It's really easy. *chokes* He has moved out! YIPPEE!!! We started to be friends but it didn't turn out that way. Oh I am glad to have my freedom back again. So are my kids. They really didn't like him at all. I didn't realize how much and I think the kids opinion is very important. Have you all looked at my new pics? I hope you do. I think you will really like them and if you could comment on them I would appreciate knowing how you feel about them. It took a lot for me to put them on there. *blushes* I want a man to cuddle with and have 3somes with and stuff. I miss the fun of sex. Ya know what I mean?
The Ones That You Love!!!!!!!!!!!
Never forget to tell the ones that you love that you love them when they are leaving. Even for the day. You never know if that is going to be the last time that you ever see them. I know, because 21 years ago my grandmother was taken to the hospital and the last thing that I told her the day that she was taken that I hated her and never wanted to see her again. She passed away on my birthday. I have never felt so bad in all my life. Even today, the people that I have become friends with on here and other sights, I will never tell another person that, even my ex wife. LIfe is too short and you never know when you are going to loose someone that you or someone that you may love. As the saying goes it is better to love, then to hate.
Happy B-day Cuddles
Drop in and tellCuddles---Please sign my guestbook@ fubar
So True
Why do we ((sleep)) in [[church]], But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]], but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Christian magazine]], but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] myspace bulletin, Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [[smaller]], But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]? >>Think about it, are you going to repost this? >>Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? >>Repost this as "so true" >>80 % of you wont repost this. >>The Lord said: >>"If you deny me in front of your friends... I will deny you in front of my father"
6700 To Level
Show some love..After you are done rating come back and check the home page there are others that we need to level up nothinbutcowboy - Desea vivo la República de Tejas@ fubar
The Bro Epidemic
The Bro Epidemic Hello everyone. I've come here today because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of this future we face. I'm afraid that although we have the chance to stop our downward evolutionary spiral, we may not do it in time. Let me explain: Over the years I've spent watching this sub-human species we call a "bro" I've noticed something very interesting. Not all bros are born as such. In fact, I find the contrary more often than not. Bros are not born into this lifestyle of "Not giving a fuck". In fact, most are raised on the principle that they "should give a fuck". However, as the young bro got older and more involved in a social atmosphere through educational facilities (school). The young bro realized that as his ancient ancestors survived before him, he too must join a group to better his chances of survival. Now, just think about this: You're a young man (or woman) and you want to "survive" this treacherous terrain we call High school. From across the plain (Camp
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SHOW SOME LOVE ~ true_blue_joey ~@ fubar
I Wanted To Let You All Know I Am Fanning All My Friends
The number of fans and friends has grown tremendously since I got here. I understand I may have missed fanning some people along the way. I am taking time now to fan all my friends. If you haven't fanned me yet and would like to, please do. If I haven't fanned you, and you would like me to tap your page let me know. I do not mean to miss anyone. Consider this my fan wave! Thanks! -Sassy Laurie
Horror Scope
Horror scope Current mood: bored Love Compatibility of Aries with Aquarius Aries and Aquarius get along famously right from the get-go - you both love new beginnings, the excitement of starting over and enthusiastically sharing your dreams with each other. You need your independence and your partner needs emotional detachment. This means you'll always have the freedom and space you need with each other. Your Aquarius can be a bit of a know-it-all, though, and with your quick temper, a good-natured argument can quickly turn into a full-out brawl. On the bright side, this mentally stimulating relationship will rarely have any dull moments. LMAO That is so true with us.
I Am Very Hurt And Upset!
I am very very very HURT and upset right now ..... And very sad..... I told everyone I dont do drama... So then I do not TALK to you the persons that bring it or start stuff... Dont anybody talk to me and do NOT help me in my CONTEST!!!! You bring drama to ME I shut you out and turn you OFF.. Goodbye.. I am way to sweet and nice and sick for this crap.....I am very hurt and in tears right now....... Dont talk to me.. And dont help me out and dont need it or want it from anyone.. You want drama go take it to someoene who likes it NOT ME!!!! :( :( ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... ......................................... .................
Pallmalls And Jelly Bread
so there i was setting at work wondering, "what the hell is a blog?". so my friend said that it is whatever i want it to be. so i decided to tell about all of the crazy shit that i have done in my life. i will post a new story every day from now on and i hope you enjoy. Chapter 1 "the beginning" back in my younger days i was known as one of the quite boys. the only thing that i ever did wrong in elementary school was moon someone from the back window of the school bus. When i hit high school i started experimenting with drugs. my most favorite thing to do was go to wallmart and buy a can of air duster and inhale the hole can i a matter of a few hours. it made me feel like shit but oh well it was a cheap high. i use to have campouts in my back yard with all of my friends. my grand father was a big drinker. so we would always sneek up to the garage and steal his boose. i knew that he knew but he didn't say anything so i didn't give a fuck. tomarrow will be chapter 2 "m
Do you still love me? You say you do and I am the one and only, but I can't understand why I can't feel it anymore. I used to feel it in your arms, in your voice. There was no doubt in my mind. I could feel you love deep in my bones, no matter how far away you were. Now it feels like you just say it because it is expected or out of habit.I want you to know I DO still love you with every breath that I have and I hope & wish that one day I will know you do too.
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Lopro Rocks
If u like STAIND you'll love Lo-Pro. They are a group signed by Aaron Lewis. The guys are great. I actually met them in Lake Tahoe.
"friends W/ Benefits"
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL........ THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery
Kentucky Fried Music
Here is one of my fubar family members singing Lips Of An Angel performed by the sweet music man Roger aka Man In Black
Fake Friends..
i hate when you find some fake friends... ya know the ones that sent others email about you to others... these are fake.. or friends that are suppose to be there for you and decide to spend more time with your other half and not yourself...what im saying is that im cleaning up my act.. dropping my fake friends.. and picking up and moving on.. so if you are fake then i guess you can get a stepping... if not well were in for one hell of a roller coaster ride so hold on to your beer dont want to spill it....
1st Happy Hour
yep. first time doing one of these. hopefully its worth it. have fun with it... its at 10pm tonight! k later
Even After All These Years The Pain Still Remains
Turn On Volumethey'd always have funthey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bigger and soonmandy knew she was pregnant againshe gave birth to a beautiful baby boy on september
My Window
Black Eyes people with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. _____________________________
Silk is the smoothness of your hair. Starwberries is the taste of your lips. Pure bliss is what you give me, when we are together. Cloudy skies is what I have when we are apart. You give me full health when I am near you. I am dead when I am away from your beautiful body and personality. I have the world when I hug you. I have nothing when I can't hold you in my arm's. Thomas Richard Dillbeck
What Are Blogs?
You know, everyone is in this blog thing. I'm not even sure what your supposed to put in a blog. Cool things you find? Random thoughts? I just can't seem to figure it out. What do you put in your blog?
Better Then Me!!!
I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that YOU made ME believe Guilt kicks in then I start to see The edge of the bed where you used to be (Oh) I told myself I won't miss you But I remember (Oh) What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face and the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took that you were looking for If there's one memory I don't wanna lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room (Oh) I told myself I won't miss you But I remember (Oh) What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face and the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm laying in is getting colder Wish you never would have said it's over And I can't pretend I won't think about you when I'm older 'Cause we never really
I Cant Tell You!!!!
I can't tell ya baby what went wrong I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago I'll let it show I can't give you back what's been hurt Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words I can't let go If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time, let me know If you really want to go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long I can't feel the things that cause you pain I can't clear my heart of your love it falls like rain Ain't the same I hear you calling far away Tearing through my soul I just can't take another day Who's to blame If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time let me know If you really wanna go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Do you wanna see me beggi
Not Hap-e
Today wasn't a very pleasant day for me,,I found out that last night my best friend was raped by two gang members fucking crypts or some shite, at a party. I am sick to my stomach over this,, people never fail to prove how low down pieces of shite they are. So many fucking people in this society just make me sick,,it's no wonder I feel the way i do about certain things and people,, I don't really know what to say about this other than that I am furious. Thank you to one of my brothers and my sister for being there for me to talk to me about this,,I really appreciate you. This fucking sucks,,I feel sick,I can't do anything about it either. I can't wait until those two pieces of shite get what they have in store for them,,karmas a bitch. Liebe an alle meine guten weissen Brüder und Schwestern
Prayers For Our Soldiers
According to the weather reports, it is my understanding that it is 122 degrees in Iraq right now - and the low will be 111! Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance, and safety. If it be God's will, give these men and women the strength they need to prevail. I am sorry but I am not breaking this one.....Let us pray. Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it...please send this on after a short prayer. Pray for our soldiers..
Sick of them lol
Please Pray For My Sister
well i would like for everyone to keep my siter in their prayers and thoughts as i have just got news that her dad is fighting colon cancer and is not doing well and most of u may know her please show her that she in ur thoughts and prayers I Love You Sweetie And You Will Be In My Thoughts And prayers spicy angel ~Wolf's CT Wife~@ fubar
Passion 3
Shot at 2007-08-13
I want to know why, I wish it would stop, That word, That sound, That feeling, I was called something very bad, By a family member, It hurt, But, They kept saying it, I left, Feel asleep with tears down my cheeck, Why, Why say that to me, I wish I had that answer, But, I didn't know what to do, But just cry, So, I feel asleep crying, Woke up a couple of hours later, Still sad, Still hurt, But, I just moved on! Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres
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Rainbow Bridge
Rainbow Bridge Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine and our friends are warm and comfortable.All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they each miss someone very special, someone who was left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; his eager body begins to quiver. Suddenly, he breaks from the group, flying over the green grass, faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend fin
Im Out Of Trying!!!!
Hold me now I need to feel relief Like I never wanted anything I suppose I'll let this go and find a reason I'll hold on to I'm so ashamed of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to get by I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all I can't face myself when I wake up And look inside a mirror I'm so ashamed of that thing I suppose I'll let it go Til I have something more to say for me I'm so afraid of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to defy I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all Hold me now I need to feel complete Like I matter to the one I need I'm so afraid of the gift you'll give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side
I wanted you to know That I love the way you laugh I want to hold you high and steal your pain …away I keep your photograph And I know it serves me well I want to hold you high and steal your pain because I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away You've gone away You don't feel me here....anymore The worst is over now And we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn And no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don’t feel like I am strong enough cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone ...away You're gone away You don't feel me
Papa And The Biker
I wrote this tonight. Feel free to repost it, if you like...but please attribute it to me. Even if you hate it, it's still mine! Thanks, Knight Watchman Papa and the Biker Two riders came to Shorty’s Each from a different place One had ridden long and hard The sun had bronzed his face His cycle he had rescued From fate and rust and more It didn’t shine, it didn’t purr It made a growling roar He’d tightened every nut and bolt Relit its age old heart He’d welded, scraped and mended it And fixed up every part His fingers thick, his broken nails Were dark and caked in oil And on his knuckles there showed The gifts of tireless toil His bike was from a far off land It didn’t cost much dough It may have had a foreign name Those many years ago, He’d bought it from a local shop Right in his neighborhood From a man who labored hard To buy his family’s food No shirts or shoes or fancy stuff Were on t
Doesn't Know Where She Belongs!!!!
I couldn't tell you why she felt that way, She felt it everyday. And I couldn't help her, I just watched her make the same mistakes again. What's wrong, what's wrong now? Too many, too many problems. Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs. She wants to go home, but nobody's home. It's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes. Broken inside. Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why. You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind. Be strong, be strong now. Too many, too many problems. Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs. She wants to go home, but nobody's home. It's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes. Broken inside. Her feelings she hides. Her dreams she can't find. She's losing her mind. She's fallen behind. She can't find her place. She's losing her faith. She's fallen from grace. She's all over the place. Yeah,
3 Somes In A Relationship Good Or Not?
The cool answer (ffm) is yes. The obvious answer is no. I've seen so many more couples do this. Just wondering whatver eveyones experience has been. Obviously there needs to be a strong foundation in the relationship to let another woman in. Major trust and of coarse your lady needs to be at least bi-curious. At what point does it go wrong? How can it be kept from going wrong?
Im Nobodys Fool!!!
Fall back Take a look at me And you'll see I'm for real I feel what only I can feel And if that don't appeal to you Let me know And I'll go 'Cuz I flow Better when my colors show And that's the way it has to be Honestly 'Cuz creativity could never bloom In my room I'd throw it all away before I lie So don't call me with a compromise Hang up the phone I've got a backbone stronger than yours If you're trying to turn me into someone else Its easy to see I'm not down with that I'm not nobody's fool If you're trying to turn me into something else I've seen enough and I'm over that I'm not nobody's fool If you wanna bring me down Go ahead and try Go ahead and try You don't know You think you know me like yourself But I fear That you're only telling me what I wanna hear But do you give a damn Understand That I can't not be what I am I'm not the milk and cheerios in your spoon Its not a simple hearing but not so soon I might've fallen for that when I wa
Everyday Life
Well today was my birthday, and just like every other year things had to go wrong... I was woken up after an hour of sleep to get my cleaning done... I try to spend a little time with my good friends online while I clean and I get yelled at... Then come to find out the A/C was broken and we had to have someone come out to fix it... and the way my family is the whole house has to be clean when anybody has to come inside... so my birthday consisted of more cleaning than I had originally planned... not to mention my day out with my wolf was put off because of it as well... I did get out for a little while, but didn't really do anything... I did get the stuff I had my good friend Crystal get for me which I had been waiting on for over two months now though... tomorrow will be better spending my day out with my wolf... I get to show him what I got for myself that I know he'll enjoy it too... and apparently he has a surprise in mind for me as well... it was supposed to be for my birthday, bu
Notice Me!!!
Notice me, take my hand Why are we strangers when Our love is strong Why carry on without me Everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, it's haunting me I guess I need you, baby I make believe that you are here It's the only way I see clear What have I done You seem to move on easy And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I guess I need you, baby I may have made it rain Please forgive me My weakness caused you pain And this song's my sorry At night I pray That soon your face will fade away And everytime I try to fly, I fall Without my wings, I feel so small I guess I need you, baby And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face, you're haunting me I guess I need you, baby
12,200 To Level
This will be it for the night..Thanks for an awesome day of team work..Please remeber that if you are bored or im not here and you wanna help someone to watch the homepage comments there are yet a few we need to do..Good Night Sweet dreams ♥Criminal Barbii3♥Lette 4 lyfe/SCF Bomber@ fubar
just wanted to let everyone know that i have some new pics up that could use some please stop by rate and comment...thanks to all!!! ~Danielle~
Nothing seems to be the way That it used to Everything seems shallow God give me truth In me And tell me somebody is watching Over me And that is all I'm praying is that Someday I will understand In God's whole plan And what he's done to me Oh but maybe Someday I will breathe And I'll finally see Don't you run too fast my dear Why don't you stop? Just stop and listen to your tears They're all you've got It's in you You see somebody is watching Over you And that is all I'm praying is that Someday you will understand In God's whole plan And what he does to you Oh but maybe Someday you will breathe And you'll finally see No moment Will be more true Than the moment I look at you It's in you You see somebody is watching Over you And that is all I'm praying is that Someday you will understand In God's whole plan And what he does to you Oh but maybe Someday you will breathe And you'll finally see
Have you ever been so much that you are afraid to really like someone again? When you do like someone and they like you start to doubt their feelings? You doubt them because that is exactly what everyone else said until they found someone better then left you like you were nothing at all. Why is it so hard to just open up and let yourself feel happy without thinking about what might happen or if you are going to get your heart broken this time too. Then you wonder if you will ever let yourself be happy or let anyone else in without doubting everything they say......All you want it something real and true....Someone who really loves you.
You Will Be Missed Isis. R.i.p.
You will be greatly missed Angie... I only wish I had gotten to say goodbye my friend.
Woody's Blog
The world has lost one of it's most beautiful people with the passing of my grandmother about 1 hour ago. She was the nicest and most compassionate woman anyone would ever know. She was a deeply religious woman who always looked forward to going to church on Sunday's regardless of her health, so she could be with her fellow church member and celebrate the Lord. She has really been suffering in the past few months: having a heart attack, stroke and her leg amputated all since late April. Throughout this time, she continued to be a pillar of strength even when she knew that she wasn't going to be in this world much longer. However, it was finally time for one of God's angels to return home and be in her rightful place in heaven. I will miss you Mema. You youngest grandson have so much love for you and will see you again one of these days when it's my time to leave this Earth. Rest in peace Mema. I know that you are amongst the clouds and soaring with the angels.
Rate Me
i need to get to level 5 plz help me
If I Really Cared
If i really cared i would show u that i did, If i wanted to hear you damm mouth i would of asked you for it. Im tired of your games Im tired of your mouth. I wont sit here no more and deal with your god damm drama. I have pushed and pushed myself more than i ever have for anyone or anything in this world. So take whatever you want and do what the fuck you want because im not the lil person u thought i was. I do stand on my feet and i do make it be known that im who i say i am and i do as i want. Either u take me as i am and like it or take ur self and leave my world because i dont need it nor ur drama whinny god damm ass. I love who i want and will always love whom i want you cant take that or anything away from me. I hope one day u will see that u are the one that fucked up and that you have lost something that did and would do anything for you. Dreams are big and full of gold, weather you take it on and hold onto it tight is all in your hands. Dreams are always for seen with many
Community Related
You never really stop to realize how fleeting life can be until you learn that another friend has passed. Rest in peace, sweetheart.. you've rocked my days plenty of times. DJ Isis had a bad seizure today at approx. 430pm est. She was pronounced dead at 602 pm est tonight. She loved all of her friends on here and I know that each of you touched her soul. Thank you for being her friends. If you have any questions you can email this account. It will be open for a few more days or you can contact me (link below). Please be patient for a responce this is very hard for me. Osiris "IPT & PITAH"@ fubar My heart goes out to those she left behind.
I'm through with standing in line To clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me (So what you need?) I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there, done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [Chorus:] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won'
Application If You Dare
naughty application! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19. Number please: SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HA
Dumb Bitches
LMAO dumb bitch wtf is she thinking leaving me threats in my mail......I'm having toooo much fun with her.
Why The Ring Is Worn On The 4th Finger.
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese... Your Thumb represents your Parents Your Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Your Middle finger represents your-Self (centered between all those around you) Your Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & Your Last (Little) finger represents your children First, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Second, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (as shown in the figure above): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)...they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have th
Mine r brown........ Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS wh
My Bitches...
I have nothing in paticular to bitch about...but since I'm a girl and we like to be bitchy...heres a blog for me to put it in! haha.
Have to have your speakers turned up LOUD.. I am sorry. And yes it is my voice. - Get Your Own
When I Die
Title: When I Die By: me Don't cry Be happy for me when I die Look up and see me in the sky And think of me when you're high Don't worry I'll be around I won't get lost I'll be found I'll be six feet in the ground I'll be quiet, I won't make a sound But you can see me And I'll be free You can see the man, I used to be But I'll be still, something like a tree I'll be cold and I won't breathe I'll be lost in insanity It'll just be me I'll go in the ground And they'll lower me down But I don't know where I'll go Heaven or hell Only time will tell And only god knows But I'll be ok either way it goes Because I'll be free Free from this drug induced reality So, don't cry Be happy for me when I die
Just Moved
Well we just moved and now i'm finally all unpacked and settling in yeahhh i'm soo happy to be able to be a family again with no interuptions!!!
My Fantasy On Vidieo, I Wanna Be This Girl!!!
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You Truly Want To Know Me?
When people think about relationships, what do they think about? Is it the warm feeling inside, or the thought of holding others close on a cold night? Do they see what you look like as who you are, or can they see the person inside? So many times, it seems to me that people get into relationships on a whim, and then while they are looking for how to make the relationship better, how to make it last - that's when things go wrong, and the relationship crumbles. Society has so instilled the concept of instant gratification into us that we unknowingly have sabotaged our very lives with the rhetoric, and allowed ourselves to become part of a whole that we cannot see. Then we allow ourselves to open up, to begin to find some genuine feelings for another person. We open our hearts, and show small parts of ourselves -- freely giving others access, believing the lies that we have repeated so many times we have come to believe them ourselves. Then when things don't work out, we are shocke
For Jack :)
For my sweet Jackie... Look what she is wearing by the sweetest place on the planet.. hehe look.. it's YOU!!!
Hi,I really wanna start this by saying that I despise the fact that I have too hit the ctrl key just in order to keep my browser from shutting down everytime I wanna click a friggin link. There I've said it... NOW; I've noticed a lot of people stating on and in their profiles that they can be a real Prick or a Bitch. Personally I do not need to know this information because I will not be pissing you off. It's just not my nature. I understand you saying it, but it's just really sad that we have too mention it at all, because that tells me, (in my personal opinion) that someone has wronged you. I've been wronged, screwed over, had my cheerios pissed in and all the other analogies you can bring too mind. I always like too move on if we can't mutually come to the decision to agree too disagree. LOL One more thing; If you're coming by someones page that they took their personal time too create just so they could have the abilities to make some really good friends, have a little enjoyman
I Will Be Leaving Soon!!!
I get 1 pay check a month and cant afford a VIC... And I am in another contest and haveing a realy hard time.... Sitting for long periods of time is making me in some really bad physical pain with my illnesses.... I have been trying soo very hard in this contest I am in now Like my other one.. I have to be on it 24/7 and my body just cant do it.... im sorry im not healthy physically like the rest of you..... I work hard to try to go in contests and win blasts and VIC'S... I try very hard.....I dont expect anyone to buy me anything.... But I cant win any contests of mine that I am in.. Because I am in more serious physical pain with my spine back and body.. I also have pin/screws and metal in me also.. So im sorry... I have tried in contests. but it requires alot of sitting for me in my own contest I enter to win a VIc.. and I cant do it... Laugh all you want.... I dont care...And My profile is Useless now.. Cant upload any more pics reached the limit it said since my Vic ended
Exxone's Spot
I'm at my fathers house in spain, dont want to leave but in a few days I have to... start to work again on monday, and it really sucks. I'll be really boored so holla to me and I'll get back to you! ;)
From My Emails
The first day of school our Professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate Milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day fo
My Rants
what the fuck is up with the people on this site... it clearly says im a male on my profile yet i get stupid fucking guys(most likely virgins living in their moms basement that think theyre pimps because they constantly hit on girls on the internet) hit on me thinking im a female its really annoying the shit out of me... sure i have long hair but that doesnt make me female and it sure as fuck doesnt make me gay... START READING PROFILES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ok im done
I don't know if it's the way you make me laugh or even if it's the way you make me smile, Just to hear your voice, Makes going through all this pain, Well worth the while. You asked what was wrong, But I still wouldn't tell you. You said I could. So here goes, I think I love you.
I woke up this morning with some nasty sinus pressure. It all feels like it is on the right side of my face. There is pressure above and below my right eye. I am calling in sick from work. I dont trust my attention to be there for driving safely into work.
Buying Gifts
Mornin' all !! Your espresso is on the way !! How the hell are my mornin' rituals going to be made easier? I love to buy espresso for all my frinds that are on in the mornin'. Some of you I have learned have come to count on it or even look forward to it. It takes me a good 20min. to a half hour to do that for everyone one at a time. Why don't we have little check boxes or something next to all of our friends to we can buy everyone a TaKillYa at the same time? Wouldn't that be sweet? How can we make this happen? I'm looking for suggestions or someone to take the time to make it happen. Kisses and Bites to all, Cheri
The Thing Found Dead
PE Line- Hollywood CA, In a bizzare case, Hollywood Police found "Thing", the former character actor from the Adams Family television series, dead on Sunset Boulevard with tire tracks across his "It appears that "Thing" was the victim of a hit and run." said Officer Riley, the first officer on the scene, "He's been seen around this area before, this is not the best stretch of Sunset, sort of a Red Light district, if you know what I mean. We've even seen Britney Spears and Paris Hilton around here before." When asked what he thought "Thing" would have been doing in a red light district, the officer blushed and smiled sheepishly, "Well friend, what would any red blooded American, uhmmm, "hand" want? I'll let you use your imagination on that." When reached for comment, John Astin, who played the part of Gomez Adams said, "I'm deeply saddened to hear about my friend. "Thing" was a...a hand of few words, I think I speak for all the former cast, at least those of u
Three Things To Ponder
1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Cows Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and p
For Those Who Cant Or Wont Support Our Troops
Ok, first let me preface my remarks with the following disclaimer: This blog is my opinion. It is based on personal observation. It is an emotional subject, therefore, the possibility of my use of profanity is great. If you are offended, you may want to close the window now. I received an EMAIL today that was sarcastically humorous and infuriating all at once. The subject was "The mistreatment of Iraqis by US Troops. In it, pictures of US military personnel were labeled with sarcastic headings. For instance, one picture of Iraqi children playing on a see saw with soldiers was labeled "Evil US MILITARY PERSONNEL FORCE IRAQI CHILDREN TO SEESAW UNTIL THEY TALK". I found this to be humorous and also as proof of the bias of the major media outlets. I wont go into my feelings about the invasion of Iraq. Two pictures, however, infuriated me. One was of a little girl who appears to be maybe 3 years old. Her entire family was killed by insurgents. She was shot in the head. She
well if u know me add me if u dont go ahead and ad dme anyway if u like what u see this world is full of drhma and hate so why rock the boat and make more bullshyt never know when ur gonna need a friend
Happiness Is
If certain friends don't start returning favors, I will have to be a bad girl and stop... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Betrayed Feeling betrayed, forgotten Contributed so much Only provoking pain upon myself Kindness…leads to betrayal most of the time When will I ever learn? Why can’t things be like they used to be? And yet I shed tears for you Even though you definitely don’t deserve them Just don’t want to feel alone Anger builds inside Was it all just fabrication? Trust only Fraud You have permanently disgraced all we were -© J.Bendiksen
She Didnt Deserve Me!
After six months of giving her a so many chances I finally let her go! I cooked healthy gourmet meals for her everyday. Cleaned her apartment and gave her pedicures and theraputic massages. I gave her the world! She lived like an Empress! Loaned her money and she puts a down payment on that damn freaken expensive sports car. Do I have the word sucker written on my forehead? She thought she could manage the car payment since I covered the rest. Now shes got her rent and insurance and the car payment and no money left over. My taxes is more than what she makes per year. Im soo gone and shes in trouble again! Calling me and asking for help! Nope Im not going to make the same mistake twice. All she had to do is was be nice to me and she failed miserably. Never has she appoligized for the way she treated me! I did everything for her and she thought she was on easy street! How hard is it to be a pleasant person when you live the dreams most people would die to have? Talk about Dumb! Its over
I changed em to just family views to make people have to do a bit more, lol...can't just be putting my stuff out there like that, lol...well yes I can and I love to but, you just have to go a lil bit further to see them... It's good to be in the We can have fun...okay lemme stop... seriously fam me, and u can be hooked up... ~TSCO
Parent Teacher Conferences
Today, I went to a parent teacher conference about my oldest son. For some reason, I dont think the teachers like me to much. I personally think that homework for the sake of homework is prima facia evidence that teachers do not adequately schedule their time. You have them for 8 hours. Ive solved HOMICIDES in less time, yet you find it necessary to cut into the child's free time to "make a point"? What is that? If they have a test, fine. STUDY! If they need more practice, fine. But this "Ok, its monday and here's your homework because IM the adult and I say so?" Um........yea ok whatever. And please, DONT TELL ME "I have 100 kids to look after". Would a firefighter put out one room if your house was burning and say "sorry, but I had flames in the kitchen to deal with. Didnt get to the rest of the house". Nope. WOuldnt be acceptable. I understand you have a tough job. I wouldnt want it. But do not presume to tell me that you dont have the time to do your damn job.
Today, Im gonna bitch about a subject that lots of people seem to timid to talk about. Racism. Ya know, I realize that racism exists. But to be quite honest, Im tired of being labeled as a racist just because Im a straight white southern male. I dont care WHAT color you are. Trash is trash is trash. Now personally, I think everyone has some racially motivated feelings. Whether its who they prefer to hang out with, who they prefer to live around, who they prefer to date, etc. But lets be perfectly honest, can you honestly not see that being REQUIRED to hire someone based not on qualifications but on skin tone is racist in and of itself. If I have two choices who's qualifications are comparable, should my decision then not be based on who fits more into the companies image, who would gel with their fellow employees? If its my business, that Ive used MY money to start, MY products to sell and MY name on the label, what right does anyone have to tell me who I must hire? IF I ow
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Kiss This...
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Gun Control
Ya know, its hard for me to understand the reasoning behind "Gun Control". Time and time again, you'll hear people whining about guns causing crime, guns kill people, and other liberal drivel. But with all the guns I own, I have yet to have one do a drive by. People, guns are INANIMATE objects. They are composed of metal, rubber, wood and plastic. They are incapable of both independant thought OR action. It is the PERSON behind the weapon that is the killer, and in case you havent noticed, man has found a way to kill man since we painted ourselves blue and lived in caves. A gun is a tool. No more inherantly evil than a hammer or a screwdriver. Properly used, a gun is a useful tool for self defense, sport, competition, and in some cases, art. They are part of our national heritage. They are part of our history. Thomas Jefferson said it best: " Laws that forbid the carrying of arms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make th
The Price Of Love
Why must you hate me so. You say you love me and yet you look away. I knew I've changed, at leaston th eoutsidee. Inside I'm still the same at least I try to be. Isn't that why you fell in love with me, isn't that what you said? Still you feel that you need other women. I've examined what they are, to see what I don't have. Everything is what I need to look the way you want. To be sexy again, I think, (yes), I'd pay the price. I would do it for you, to look at me again. To have you love me and long for me the way you would. To hold me and not flinch or shrink away. I would pay the price to hear you say "I love you" and know for sure it's true. I would give the rest of me to be ALL that you would need. To have you love me the way we were, I would pay the price they ask. For you I would do this and more, to feel your love again. For you I would pay the price they ask for love
There's a pain in my heart again. How do I make it stop? I know I've done it before. But it just keeps coming back. This pain I feel inside Every time I love. It just makes others hurt, Every time I care. I've tried not to care before It only makes it worse. To make someone else happy And keep my pain inside. I've overfilled with torrment As others fill with laughter. To have someone all my own I know will never happen. I always have to share what's mine. And to be put last is common. No matter what my heart may feel, It screams, it shouts for me to say, That there's got to be some other way. I think I know of what it speaks. I haven't done that in years. Now I think of it, my beautifuly sweet abyss. Take the blade and make it quick. The only way to make it stop. The only way to make it heal. Bleed the heart. Bleed the heart of all it's pain. Bleed the heart of all it's anger. Bleed the heart of all it's malice. Bleed the heart of all it's hurt. Bleed t
Another Way To View My Life
Jackie by billy 2006 Gentle kindness a friend of words, light this path of a non-spoken place, loneliness and strife away....deepens the crevicesinto simple grace, heart thickens happiness....filter out foes a mind of peace within everlasting,clearness of souls untouched boundings....cradling memories of lost times stolen,requiring rent to bloom....founding joy of shallow needs,crisp white pleasures glistening ahead....intriquing limitless inquiries,curiosity hastened,two worlds apart joined....purity of lifesgrowth within, strength into weakness begins..
I just wanted to say to all my sexy friends, I am sorry sometimes when I get in the shoutbox if I don't answer some of you. I kind of get swamped sometimes, and its hard to answer everyone back. I don't try and ignore anyone. I feel bad if I can't talk to everyone. If you want you can send me mail ok? Don't think I am being rude Ok..Love you all!!
Ouch! Surgery
Okay.. Well my surgery went find yesterday! I am a little sore from the gas the pumped in me, and sore around the cuts around my ribs but other then that I'm just hunky-dori! Gonna go, Later!
Thank You All
I thanya'll that you are so sweet and not being a dickhead or a bitch about my mumms... Hugs and Smiles DevilGirl
Mil Skills Competition
Mil skills competition It starts with an inspection of us and our camp. I am elected to keep the three camp fires lit and fuelled, including the cooking fire which is to have a pot of water on the boil. The rest of the platoon has marched to another location to be inspected. Despite having been out in the field for over a week we must have our combat fatigues clean, boots black, not muddy, and rifles have to be impeccable. Whilst they’re away getting inspected I ensure that all the hoochies are tidy and I raid as many rucksacks as I can to get bottles of mosquito repellent to spray on the fires to keep them burning, because I’m finding that keeping three fires burning bright at the same time (and the water on the boil) is a bit more difficult than anticipated, especially since I have no idea when they’re going to come to our platoon camp to inspect it. They finally come and inspect the camp. They’re impressed with the unfeasibly bright fires but they mark us down for camp t
CUTTER Sitting in my room alone again My inner demons that caused the sin People see me for what I'm not the cut is small and will start to clot The pain is real I feel it now and confirms the rage and all self dought Self mutalation is the only way I express my fellings my lips can't say I do it to see if I still feel Its the only thing that they can't steal My arms I use for personal attack So I make up what my life lacks The floor is red in puddles of life The evidence is shown and all the strife As blood runs free my problems subside And all my hopes that I've finally died I get off the floor and cover my arms And hope that no one will see the scars. C/W '07 By Jimmy
Threw The Lies I See Now What I'm Not
As I'm sinking into my Grave I can feel life for once. Is it sad that it takes dying to feel living. I never felt so alive, So close to the end. Blackness is creeping in the adrealin is rushing, Threw the lies I see now what I'm not. Missing you will be just fine. Since I won't. The dirt is cold I should I be scared but I'm not. I kinda look foward to this Next time I see you, You won't, You'll get a chill but you don't know why. Don't close your eyes because when you open them there'll be no one there. My face now covered I can taste it. Don't kill me, I'm enjoying this to much. The terror is such a rush. I think I can hold my breath but my laughter won't let me. In my mind I think of death It brings a smile to my face. C/W '07 By Jimmy
Are We Really That Different?
This is a poem that I had written. It is about segregation and a inter - racial relationship. Are we really that different? What makes us so different that we have separate homes? So what are skin isn't the same color. So what we come from a different background. Prick your finger is your blood red? Did you come from your mother who brought you into this world? Don't we walk the same street? Why is it that you can't see the similarity? Why can't the world see, see that we are the same? I love a man that doesn't have the same color of my skin and I am sinning? I fear for my children, I am not sinning but my children will have to pay for my love, why? He loves me and I love him. But why can't anyone accept that? Our boy got beaten up today at school, because of my husband and I. Did the boys who didn't this get punished? No. In fact they were rewarded. Are we different? No. We can't go somewhere without people staring and taking pictures. I cry not for me
First Blog
I love tattoos I have one of my boston terrier on my arm and I am going to get some more. I can't believe How addicting they are. I was told that I would regret getting one but I have had this one for 13 years and never regretted getting it I just hate that I have waited so long to get more.I have got to decide what the next one is gonna be. If you have any suggestions please let me know. If you don't have anything positive to say, go play somewhere else. Thanks.
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Some Stories
Some Stories are Worth the Telling Valdaro, Italy - Scientists said they are determined to remove and preserve together the remains of a couple buried 5,000 to 6,000 years ago, their arms still wrapped around each other in an enduring embrace. Instead of removing the bones one-by-one for reassembly later, archaeologists plan to scoop up the entire section of earth where the couple was buried. The plot will then be transported for study before being put on display in an Italian museum, thereby preserving the world's longest known hug for posterity.
For When We Have Any Doubts Or Are Feeling Down .
HANDY LITTLE CHART - God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:16 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5-6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid"
10,200 To Level
bare with me please im running back and forth on both names it would be much easier to have you all on one name...Show her some love ~Amaris ~ Club F.A.R ~Honorary Shea¢¾ Country Girl Born and Raised ¢¾~@ fubar
Show Some Love
Im going to ask everyone to do something a lil different this Happy Hour..This is one of our levelers and shes wanting to leave Fubar.Those of us that have gotten the chance to know Christie know shes a great person.Please go show her some love..Let her know that we do love her and care about her and dont want her to go. Christie ~Owner of Mark~@ fubar
Adults Only Survey
Body: Adults Only Survey! Body: 1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? morning, afternoon and night! 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? If alone...middle...if not...closet to the alarm clock 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? chicken 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? not with myself driving but other people have had to pull over for me 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? at the moment it would be the left cause getting pants over the cast is a pain in the butt 6. Candles or Incense? both 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? yes...and when drunk I dance so everyone can see 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? of course...who didn't 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? not that I can recall but you never know 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? microwave 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? my car since I dont have one 12. Shower or b
What Would Be The Most Romantic Date.....
Just wondering ladies what would be your ideal date for a romantic evening of wanton sex.......Please be specific
Anyone Need To Laugh?
For the last while I have been so busy, I have had little time to just be as I want...having good friends to share with helps so much..but I have noted that finding things to laugh at helps create a balance..and also the giggles. I am passing this on.... may one and all..feel good..giggle and have an awesome day :-) Orgasmic Sneeze A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine. The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude." He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze." The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousn
Ryhme Book...
One step to right evolution of the better souls / solider fox hole driven to the verge of the settler old news old ways lets state a new day / dawns in the same hour of existence of the fragments of my brain / and the sky turned to dusk / with the bitter bite of dawn awakening the spirits of the garden and the fawn / and the grass grows greener fertilizer lines are plus forty times the weight of the holy crusher panzer bus / stamped the hopes and the rebellion only fairy tales will save the starving family situation no thanks to armored dragons / and the sun will soon rejoice in the fact the night will sin against the wind and sit smugly on the window sill to catch the battered winged little angel / spreading rumors through vandals / multi-faceted bits of nothing waiting to ignite the fascist / and so its fashioned to the last tidbit of my sanity and a wandering sensibility to awkward silence timing / I live for moments like these / and I die in between / searching for instance where I
The Power Of Words!
Thanks Anti Cupid! Words are more powerful than most know or can believe. With a few spoken words you can either crush a person's ego or lift them from the depths of despair. You can give them hope or dash all hope beyond recovery. You give someone the strength to carry on or remove a person's will to live. All because of a few spoken words. when they say the pen is mightier than the sword this is what they mean. So my friends think carefully of how you speak to the people close to your heart cause you never know what hurt you may step on and what damage you may accidently cause. Speak with love and compassion not with loathing and bitterness. Speak with patience and love not with impatience and anger. Always remember we all have pain from the past we carry with us some more than others but we all carry some. There are some who can speak freely of things and there are others who hold tight and hide the pain of their past because they are fearful of it being used against them. In tod

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New Extreme Footage!
On my profile page there is new professionaly edited together footage of my latest and most dangerous extreme escape to date, "Destination Valhalla!" Look for the screen with my wearing shades and my trademark black shirt and mohawk. This footage is the commerical used to promote the stunt and actual footage of the event itself filmed by 5 seperate cameras and edited together. Fell free to comment on this and tell all your friends to check it out! This was bloody well LETHAL! Cheers, Steve Santini
Just Me
I thought I would take a minute to do a little bit of rambling. For those that are new levelers welcome to our group. My name is BooBoo I'm one of the many faces behind Shadow Levelers. I started leveling when i first joined.My friends got use to all my blogs and bulletins and joined.We have helped thousands to level up over the time.Some of those level ups are a Challenge. You will see them every so often they are out of the normal situation when people think they cant be done we show them it can. We have also helped in alot of God Fathering Fubars or Cherrys as I would rather it be. Some of those we start at 200,000. We have God Fathered some faster 186,000 in 3 hours another on 200,000 with 300 pictures took 24 hours. During a God Father you will see alot of blogs and bulletins coming out. A level up is easier done when we can get it into as many peoples hands as possible. Please keep in mind that we do keep limits of 15,000 because there are many people on this site and I have f
Pass This On...
I'm sorry I got to hit you with this but, one of my close friends hit me with it and I felt convicted and had to pass it on. A kid asked Jesus... how much do you love me? Jesus replied," I love you this much." and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe in God, you will send this to everyone on your list. If you delete this, you will have a cold heart in 2007. I like you because of who you are to me. I treat you as a true friend. But if I don't get this back, I get the hint. Send this to all people in your list within 30 minutes and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a fake...apparently...-----copy and paste this to 15 people in the next 10 minutes and you WILL have the best day of your life tomorrow Thanx and God
In Memory Of Aunt Peg 40 Yrs Of Driving School Bus
How many lives can one soul touch? How many people change? How big of a difference can be made in an hour twice a day? Just look around and count them all, You could never get it done, A sea of faces she touched in life, by name she knew each one. She drove us all to school and back, Field trips, side trips and more, How many lives were better made, By simply going through her school bus door. She watched them grow and marry, And have children of their own, How many kids are the second generation, first the father then the son. Ms. Peggy’s face was known by each and loved by one and all. When she fell to ill too drive again , they sounded a clarion call That love that she so generously showed, Though sometimes was not earned, They rallied round in support of her and her love to them they now return. But God looked down from heaven, And saw she was in pain. And called her to come home to Him, and in a new position reign. He had need of a caring soul, with laughter a
Paris Hillton Vs. Us Military
I was just curious which you guys (and gals) thought was more important: the fact that Paris Hillton had "issues" with her jail sentance or our troops and what's goinng on over seas? It just seems unfair to me that our troops are over there dieing and the majority of the media focus is on some dumb bitch that happens to like to drink a little more then she should.Maybe one of you could explain it to me 'cause it's just not makin' any sense over here.I think all this celeberaty bullshit is so way over rated!You don't see anyone makin' a big hella noise over the guy down the street who pumps gas for a living or some shit like that.That poor basterd isn't making millions off of people reading about what HE'S doing. I just feel like it's a giant slap in the faces of all the men and women of our armed forces who put thier lives on the line every day just so that dumb bitch CAN go out and get drunk! And That goes for all the Celebrity Hype Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't care if you disagree
I Am A Monkey!!
LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ONTO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS...INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON. January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March 13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle September 01 - 14 ~ Dove September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
Melissa's Tasty Dreams
omg i was sooo bad at work today lmao. i got so damn horny after reading some messages from a friend on here that i went into the bathroom and removed my panties, so that when i went back out to my desk i could masturbate. it was sooo amazing doing that as people were walking by and some even stopped to talk to me. part of the time i had my huge sharpie marker sticking in my pussy while i shook hands with some people. if they only knew under my desk my legs were spread wide and my marker was there. i think tomorrow im going to take my dildo and do it again!!!!!! im such a bad bad girl!!!!
2850to Level
We can do a level up under 5,000 when its not happy Hour .Please If you are bored through the day look at the home page we have many added now to level up. Stop by and show some love
How Is Sex Like Riding A Bicycle? 1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 7. It's best to have a soft place to land. 8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it. 9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them. 10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time. 11. Once you learn, you never forget how. 12. If you fall off get right back on. 13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up. 14. Remember to signal before you
Wrong Is Wrong~ Pretty Simple, Isn't It?!~
Do you think it's wrong to illegally download music, videos, and music? I'm NOT asking if you do it; I'm asking if you think it's wrong. Do you believe stealing ANYTHING is wrong? Do you believe that stealing from ANYONE is wrong? Do you believe that right or wrong simply "IS" and that it doesn't matter how many people agree whether a thing is right or wrong, that inside us we KNOW what is right or wrong? Care to read a 'discussion' I just had with someone on this site who will soon be off my friend list and was never on my fan list? I liked this person till he started justifying his wrong-doings with me in this manner. He also would not stop when I asked him to stop...perhaps because he is 26yo but I doubt that. I know many mature 26yo's who understand when someone says they are done with a topic and to stop, they stop. Pushing issues only makes things worse and brings it to the point where you cannot be friends at all. Things change from 'discussion' status to har
Funny Things
No One Will Look At My Pix Im Not That Ugly .. I Dont Think Maybe I Am
Loss Of A Brother And Soldier
I don't post blogs or stashes often but this i need my friends to know...My unit has not lost a man in combat since 1968 in Vietnam... That was 39 years of safe returns home. On Sunday morning August 12 2007, Sgt C. Kitawsky was in a convoy and was hit by a roadside bomb. Sgt Kitawski was killed instantly and the Two others in the vehicle were wounded seriously. I will be one of the 6 Poll bearers at his resting place and I am DEEPLY honored, not only for that but to have known him and served with him. I ask my friends to pray for his family and ask God to look after them all. Remember this, if you know someone in the military and it matters not what branch, tell them how you feel about themand how much you appriciate them, because when they get there you may never have a chance to speak with them again... Cold hard fact, it is real folks and all the troops from all countries involved in this are keeping us all safe everyday and they are there to ensure that it never comes on our so
The Pain Of Losing Some One
I wrote this a year ago to the day. It is for two ppl I loved an lost with in a week of each other. *two very good friends* Tears I have seen the years I have cried the tears, but through all there has always been you to be my stone an my shelter. With out you I am alone in this world of decet an hate an pain. I fear I have no one left to turn to. Out side I put up a front that I am strong that I am alright. But inside I slowly die a little more each day. To not see your smile on your face because some one you care for has walked into the room or just because you are happy to be alive, to not have you hold me an tell me it will be ok, to not hear your laugh because of some stupid thing I have done or a silly face made at you, to not be able to just sit there an call you cause I am bored or you are bored. I fell alone an broken with no one left to turn to. My heart feels shatterd as if it is in a million pieces an I can never put it back together. People say time will heal my heart
For My Sister
Me V. Virus Football Season Bet
Raiders Season Week Date Opponent points for win 1 Sunday, Sept. 9 Detroit Lions 14 2 Sunday, Sept. 16 at Denver Broncos 9 3 Sunday, Sept. 23 Cleveland Browns 16 4 Sunday, Sept. 30 at Miami Dolphins 13 5 Sunday, Oct. 7 BYE WEEK 6 Sunday, Oct. 14 at San Diego Chargers 2 7 Sunday, Oct. 21 Kansas City Chiefs 4 8 Sunday, Oct. 28 at Tennessee Titans 7 9 Sunday, Nov. 4 Houston Texans 11 10 Sunday, Nov. 11 Chicago Bears 5 11 Sunday, Nov. 18 at Minnesota Vikings 10 12 Sunday, Nov. 25 at Kansas City Chiefs 6 13 Sunday, Dec. 2 1:05 p.m. Denver Broncos 8 14 Sunday, Dec. 9 at Green Bay Packers 15 15 Sunday, Dec. 16 Indianapolis Colts 3 16 Sunday, Dec. 23 at Jacksonville Jaguars 12 17 Sunday, Dec. 30 San Diego Chargers 1 The bet: Winner gets salute from loser stating "winner pwns loser and loser's team" in losers team gear, and bragging rights for the year.
Ryans Life
Hello Everyone,This is Ryans Story.When Ryan was conceived it was a surprise. There were several reasons why I thought I would not fall pregnant but fate is fate and Ryan was born on the 14th Of October 2006.Ryan was very healthy and just beautiful. He barely even cried when he was born and when I took him home he was and still is just an angel.When he turned Three months old I started to notice every now and then he would wink at me. At first I dismissed it as just a baby thing but it seemed to happen more often. I decided to let Christmas pass as we couldnt get into the doctors anyway and let the maternal nurse decide at his four month immunisations.His immunisaton date came quickly and he had his needles. It was the first time I'd seen him scream. It was obvious something was wrong, HE was screaming with one eye wide open. His mouth on one side was also pulling up.Within a week we were at the doctors. HE said he suspected Bells Palsy as the issue. I brought him home and looked up Be
Joke 3
A lady and her Pharmacist A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Cherry Tap Or Fubar!
Did you like the title CherryTAP or do you like Fubar better? We can imagine what the TAP was about but did you know that Fubar stands for this! Excuse the French! For purposes of euphemism, "Fucked" is sometimes replaced with "Fouled." Depending on situation or habit, "all" can be replaced with "any," and "repair" can be replaced with either "redemption," "recognition," "rescue," "reality," "recovery," "relief," or "reason." The concept is generally the same regardless of the exact wording used. FUBAR has also commonly been interpreted, especially in a computer science context, as "Fucked up but all right," meaning that the system design is fatally flawed, but (as implemented) works anyway.
Picture Ideas
i need to know what type of pics i should take so if there is any thing that any one wants to see then let me know ok
Guest Book
hello everyone on my list. please go to my profile and sign my new guest book. i accidently deleted my other one so please sign my new one. thanx, judy
I Wanna Cry
Ok so today I had things I was going to do and people I was going to meet. Well everything fucked up and I am at the verge of crying.. I just need everything to go better soon or I am not going to do well the rest of the night... :( DevilGirl
Story From The Heart!
I once heard a story straight from the heart About a girl and how her world began to fall apart It all started when she met the boy that made her life complete Just thinking of him made her heart skip a beat They were the couple everyone wanted to be There were no imperfections as either one could see As the weeks passed they fell more in love and were less aware Of how often life turns out to be unfair Until one day she finally gave in She realized there was no way she could win She said I'm sorry but i have to let you go As he reached for her hand she pulled away whispering no When she turned around a tear slid down her cheek He just stood there speechless, forgetting how to speak The next few days were the hardest at home She truly felt she was all alone Her mom pushed in her face how she had won Her dad said "i knew he was just another one" Her sister said "come on you'll be ok" And her brother just tried to stay away At school it was like her friends weren't ev
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Master & Servant
Master & Servant At times, Nature is the master of Humanity... and at other times, Humanity certainly rules Nature. Nature makes us hurry inside when she weeps rain upon the world. With hurricanes, she toys with us. Tornadoes are used to punish, earthquakes to throw us about like pebbles in a child's game. We live on her land, and through that, she rules over us. Our very bodies belong to her - they age in rhythm with her, and they are subject to urges and desires that she imposes on us. In some ways, we're little but slaves to Nature's ways. But Humanity... on the other hand... has found another way to dominate. Humanity destroys what we touch. We reach out towards pretty things in greed, and leave a trail of death behind. We fence the woods in, we run over the animals and poison the seas. Ours is a different kind of mastery but it is one nevertheless. Nature serves us because she has no other choice. Humanity always expects Nature to mend what damage we've done: hea
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The Bird Feeder
Something to think about...... I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, th
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From Auspicious Beginnings
I grew up in the one of the worst housing projects in Newark , NJ. Through proper upbringing and some luck i made it out and to college. The day to day life in that setting can be depressing, disappointing, and desperate. Through desperation some our lead down the wrong path, and once you head that way no one wants to help you get on track. They just let you know how much you suck ,and how short your life will probably be and how much of a loser you are. The problem here is our youth start to believe this nonsense. Once they believe their lives are worth nothing, they have no respect for human life or decency what so ever. For years i preach amount making your life count. I currently work in an alternative school in which i see some of those same thrown away kids. I won't let one go without a fight. If you have the chance to change the stars of a slightly misguided kid take a chance. He may have within him the ability to cure cancer. These kids are intelligent, it is j
Did I Say These Were The Rules?
THIS AGREENEMT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9:00 pm- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit- only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions. Ex. " where are we heading with this?" "do you love me?" the answer is "NO", so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called the "backup" -unless you are from out-of-town, then its only a one-time thing. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk. However, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. It's really none of your damn buisness. 10. No calling each other " friends with benefits" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - dont be offended.
6200 To Level A Leveler
SHES ON EVERY LEVEL UP WE DO..RETURN THE LOVE ~~INDIAN PRINCESS~~..**Club F.A.R.**~Shadow Levelers~**Independent Family**~@ fubar
Music I Like!
If you dig bands that are hard,heavy an loud with killer guitar riffs then you need to check them out!......I know I'm checkin em now,later peeps!
Joke 3
Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name: First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mo
How We Roll
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS:will call someone to come pick you up when your drunk NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS:will drag your dumb drunk ass around till your grandma picks you up :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. NORTH CAROLINA FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. NORTH
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and he asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?" says the hippie. "Yeah!", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard and pop up claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetry dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and th
Info For Next Trip
Ok, so in Nov i'm going to be in cali for 4 days so far i've learned there's a subway sandwhich shop close to my hotel. That's about it. Hoping others from cali will send me suggestions on places and things not to miss while i'm out there. This will be my first trip to cali. I'll be in the LA/Anaheim area for a FFXI convention. Here's hoping my fubar friends will point me in some interesting directions. Espeically if I have to make early reservations or whatever.
It Doesnt Matter... virtuous you lead yourself into thinking you are. The wanting, the yearning, the lying, the cheating, the stealing of time that isnt yours to steal...looking at this little warm glow of love in front of your face..... Doesnt. Make. It. Real. No matter how much you want it to be.......its not. ..and how unfair is it to someone who loves you and cant hold you? Cant look you in the eye at the end of the day, give you a hug and say welcome home baby, how was your day? Cant take you to bed and show you how much they love you? That they cant share in your frustration of the same thing if anything, because of how far away they are? How fair is it really? No worries though.....because you'll do it day in and day out. Its clockwork, its habit, its hope. Hope that you havent completely fucked your life away and that there still may be some time to salvage a little happiness with someone you actually relate to and not the stranger no more than 30 feet from you in the next
Year I Belong To...
You Belong in 1969 You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. What Year Do You Belong In?
Is is just me, or is anyone else had enough of little Hot Topic wanna-be punks with their little anarchy patches.... Have they even thought about what it would mean. No ATM cards, no power, nothing. They think it would be fun, no cops to bug them, they could "like totally party!" Dumb Fuckers! Anarchy would be people getting their heads blown off randomly, corpses of children in the street, kept around until they are too decomposed to be sodomized. Full scale evil, hell on earth, and all these little fucks think that it is something to aspire to.... Anytime they want a taste of Anarchy, they should imagine what it would be like to be beaten to death with a cinder block, or have thier fingers amputated in thier bedroom while thier mother is being forced to fellate some fucking gangster through her busted out teeth. Wow guys, that sounds fun! Dumb Fuckers!!!!!!
10.) Bad Religion- Stranger than Fiction- JUst cause it was my first Bad Religion Album. 9.) Pink Floyd- The Wall- If you don't know why, go in your closet and hang yourself.... 8.) Gov't Mule - Dose- The single best album you have never heard.... Buy it, or I'll buy it for you.... 7.) Ani DiFranco- Living in Clip- Live, raw, the single best songwriter in America. 6.) Prince- Purple rain- If you don't have this album....Buy it! Fucker! 5.) Metallica- Master of Puppets- Disposable Heroes means so much more now, listen! 4.) Pink Floyd- Meddle- It's worth it alone for Echoes... 20 some odd minutes, shroom, listen, love it.... 3.) Paul Simon- Greatest hits- It's Paul Simon....'nuff said. 2.) The Best of Black Market Records- The first disc.... Awesome Sacto rap.... Brothe Lynch, X-Raided..... 1.) Tom Waits- Used Songs- Whatdo you mean you don't know Tom Waits. Please send back your top ten.....
Jelly Bean
You Are a Margarita Jelly Bean Wildly optimistic and jovial, you know how to get through anything with flair. You have a certain "je ne sais quoi" that makes you an alluring companion. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
Could Have Been Better...
Recently I was sent a video clip from "Joe 'beach'" that I felt was in poor taste. So since my interest in this video was never considered, I figured a little constructive critisizm would be ok... first off... the lighting was pretty bad next time try some .. i don't know maybe 10-20watt bulbs maybe it will make it look a teeny bit bigger. oh teeny he he don't mind the on to the actual handy work.. which in my opinion was pretty sluggish and boring to be honest.. could have had a more fluid move to it to entice the senses... honestly i have seen better porn from Disney. as for the climax...ppffftt ... very dull indeed. i yawned and had the urge to watch CNN. poor lighting .. no action.. and a shitty climax damn no wonder you are jerking off on cam instead of being with a woman... or maybe you have a blow up doll handy eh who knows... well i hope this helps you in your future video making ventures... good luck and happy filming... Well you would think that maybe this wou
Funny Stuff
Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______(DD/MM/YY) by ___________ (fill in name) and _____________ (fill in name (if known)). This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm -- we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" crap -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you're from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- including money. 8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers
I guess this is just a little clarification for all those people that just don't get horror movies... Here are a few common scenarios: 1.) "That movie was totally cheesy, the special effects were like hella cheap, and it was just dumb." Maybe alot of horror movies are cheap, and cheesy. Thank god they are, that's one less giant Hollywood blockbuster, that supposedly reinvents film as we know it, while offering nothing really worth watching. As far as the special effects go, at least you are seeing practical effects crafted by genuine fans of movies, not what the Evil Conglomerates are telling you is the movie of the year, or that if you don't see some new movie, you're a homophobe, a racist, or just don't understand a good movie... If you are looking for your enlightinment from Hollywood you have a massive problem. Give me a cheap, shitty movie made for nothing more than passion, and love, and a cast and crew that stands behind their project anyday. I'll take 1,000 of those be
Bouncer ID check, please type the characters you see in the image. What the hell is this everyday it is something new since it changed from cherrytap.
Need Opinions Please!!!
I am going tomorrow at 9am to get my hair done. I am definitely going Blonde (right now I am brown with highlites.) Anyway, could use some honest opinions on which shade of blonde. I posted some pics below. Just look at the shade, not the length or style and please let me know which you like. You can even just comment with the corresponding number if you like. Pretty please give me some opinions!!! Thanks, Friends!! ~Mely~ 1 2 3 4
i know this is a little late but i wanted to get my 2cents in... i like the name CherryTap better than Fubar. i joined cause i liked the name, cherrytap was a "friendly" name. Fubar is just...well..blucky. i want CherryTap back!!
For Our Military
> > >> THE SOLDIER AND THE NUN > >> > >> A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, Sister, may I > >> hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." > >> The nun agreed. > >> > >> A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you > >> seen a soldier?" > >> > >> The nun replied, "He went that way." > >> > >> After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and > >> > >> said, "I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I do n't want to go to > >> Iraq." > >> > >> The nun said, "I understand completely." > >> > >> The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair > >> of > >> legs!" > >> > >> The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen > >> a > >> great pair of balls I don't want to go to Iraq, either."
Contest- Yea I Am In One!
Please go here and leave as many comments as you can for my photo. They really dont have to say anything. A comment is a vote. And considering I am banned from making comments right now...I cannot even vote for myself like other contestants. Please copy and paste this into your own blog and share it with your freinds family and fans. MUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH, Merrick
i found out i could mess around with pictures on my computer ((they kind of suck..but it was still fun lol))
Friends Are Special
Beauty is not only skin deep, thinking like that makes people weap, through out there days they cry, always wondering why, god made them that way, this is what i have to say, its always to be whats inside, dont let your heart hide, everyone is special in there own way, so much so i cant even say, hearts as true as the sky, let it soar and fly high, dont ever say good bye, you make a great friend, one that i hope is here to the end, so be loud and proud, keep your head held high through the croud, for you are unique, and down rates are weak, as god says turn the other cheek, knowing you are beautiful, will make you through your week, as one friend to another, no i did not studder, i am here for you, as you would be for me too, so dont be blue, people out here really like you, and all the mean people have no clue, you are a great fiend, one whom this poem i do send.........
Today Just Sucked
Ok so this week has sucked actually. To many stresses and no release for any of them. Anyone have any advise for me?
The Fox Den
Hey everyone, I just wanted to update everyone. I'm adding watermarks to all of my tags. Some ass wipe felt the need to steal my pics, remove the border and from the tags and post them on Photobucket. Why? I have no idea why. I think it's pretty low that someone would feel the need to do that for content which I make freely available to everyone. So in an effort to reduce theft of my time and efforts. I'm resorting to adding water marks to all my tags so in the event the border and are removed from these updated tags. There'll still be evidence of the source. I really didn't want to detract from the backgrounds or words of my tags with a watermark to begin with, that's why I didn't do it from the beginning. But there's always some ass hole out there that has to ruin it for everyone else. If you have any, or know anyone that has any of these tags in their profile that you know are CommentFox tags but missing the border and logo, could you ple
Be Afraid...
i saw on the news today that there is a university that is talking about letting students carry concealed weapons?!?!?!?! for their protection...... how MESSED up is that??? i can see it now, some hurt, lonely, unstable person walks in a room full of people and pulls out a couple of guns....well we all know the ending to this story. BUT. 75% of the people in that room carry a gun and shoot 5 to 10 more people... do the math. how many accidents would happen at drunken partys? teachers shot because the student didnt like the grade they got? i could go on. yeah, im afraid...
This Is Very Sad.....a Must See!!
grab a tissue if you have a heart you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talk,turn up the volume!!!Turn On Volumethey'd go to the beach hold hands and collect shells and make sand castles even though they were young this was a start of somthing new but one day after mandy's 6th birthday billy came up to her and said will you be my girlfriend and she agreed they sat there by the pond and they promised Forever.they hugged they kissed and their mom and dad's knew they were perfect.everyday as they grew older their love kept growing strongerthey became teenagers and they were loving better than everthey spent their summers togetherthey had sleepovers and they were the best of freinds and loversthey loved everywhere .even if they were miles apartit was perfect. years past and passed and they got marriedone day after billy got home from work mandy had some breaking newsshe was pregnant with a baby on june 22nd she gave birth to a beautiful baby girlshe grew bigger and bi
My Zachary
AUGUST 15, 2007.. WOULD HAVE HAVE BEEN MY SONS BIRTHDAY.. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN 6 YEARS OLD AND STARTING FIRST GRADE IN SEPTEMBER.. SO THIS BIRTHDAY REALLY HITS ME HARD.. GOODNITE MY SWEET BOY.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. ZACHARY DREW AUGUST 15, 2001- OCT 19, 2003.. THIS POEM IS FOR HIM.. HE LOVED THE STARS AND THIS POEM SEEMED APPROPRIATE TO MARK HIS BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE.. AND HE MAY BE GONE FROM THIS WORLD BUT HE IS NOT GONE.. HE LIVES ON.. JUST NOT HERE WITH ME.. HE MAKES HIS PRESENCE KNOWN IN SO MANY WAYS AND FOR THAT I AM GRATEFUL **BRIGHT STAR** The sky has a bright star, Brighter then all the others by far. I can see it night or day, I know it's you, showing me my way. Helping me travel through my grief, It doesn't matter what others say, it IS you that's my belief. Keep shining bright for me my son, Until my time on earth is done. Then you can meet me at heavens door, and I will hold you in my arms once more. The sky has a bright star, Brighter then all the others by
Can You Make Someone Fall In Love??
You Can Make 77% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal. Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you! As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end. Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
Guess This Gameshow's Name
The show featured a panel of celebrity guests, who would be presented with an unusual object; each would give a ridiculous explanation of what the object was used for. Contestants (there were two on the 60s version, four on the 80s version and the first season of the 70s version, and three during the Ludden era) would place wagers on which star was telling the true story. They played for money in the 70s version; but they played for points in the 80s version. They started at 100 dollars/points at the beginning of the game and were allowed to bet in $10 increments up to $100 during the first season of the 70s version, half of their earnings during the Ludden era, and the 80s version's betting range was 10 to 50 points.
September 11 I got a call that day very early, Saying turn the TV on mom. You are not going to like what you see, And boy was she right about that. I saw the planes hit the towers, Staring with fear that was deep. Thinking what is wrong here. What has happened and why this. Tear came to my eyes and panic set in, And the thoughts were so mixed up. Who would do this all full thing, And why to so many innocence people. Sat glued to the TV in shock, Not really known what to do. I wanted to go home right then, I though of family that was there. The feelings inside was WHY? Just because we are free? Just because believe in God? Why there and at this time. Then more news of a plane crash in DC. More fear setting in my mind. Looking on to see if any good can come out of this. Then another plane crashin in PA. That day i see the country come to gether, And all the care coming from everywere. All the people that ran to help, And dies trying to save others. So much g
Ignorance Decaying
We live and we die, We fight to survive This cold-hearted world we live in. Eyes see through the dark; We can't take a part In a life that's so damned demented. Do you see what i see? Chaos and Madness unveiling their wings, Taking flight in the hearts of the men we uphold So dearly to heart, as together they mold Our lives to their bidding, Fighting and killing. God will You save us today? As the storm breaks and the sun comes out, We open our eyes and clearly see The time is now, for you and me. The Ignorance must stop, the Truth must be shown; Too many people fear the Unknown. But I say, pay attention and open your mind. It's not too late to change what's wrong. No longer should we be seen labeled as blind. It's a new day, it's a whole new song. So fight for the Truth, destroy these chains weighing us down. Never again will we play the Fool, We are nobody's clown.
Players/ Bdg420
Im new to this site, and as I come on to look for this girl I found on the island I live on, some douche E-jumps me. I go to his site, and hes like this huge womanizing P.O.S. Sad thing is, hes playing this girl I like very much. My god she is so beautiful, so smart, and funny. Her name is Isis on here. But How do I talk to her and let her know he is totaly playing her and other ladies on here? If any of you care to comment to him about being so rude to people then please drop him a line. Maybe the more who do this, he might get it threw his head not to play people? another sad thing is, he has her believeing he will come see her in October. Doesnt spend one dime on her, has her call him,( wouldnt bother me, but shes a single mom of 5.) sends all the FU gifts to other girls and totaly plays her. Some one help me stop him, and convince her hes a liar. You can look him up under BDG420.
y does everyone hate me that i kno
Are You Kidding Me?
So I see this MUM today and it says: I have a younger sister who is going to be 16 in September, she's been dying to either get a tattoo or get her tongue pierced but my parents won't let her. Do you think it would be wrong to go against our parents' wishes and get one of the two done for her, for her birthday?..... I Say: Ummm helping a 16 year old get a Tattoo? Are you Serious? Are you a moron? STOP watching Miami Ink!!! The ranks of the stupid keeps growing and growing. Here is an Idea, you both should get IDIOT tattooed on your foreheads...LOL The girl sends this in a shout: sam-i-am: wow your a jackass... Umm it is you're a jack ass not your! Lemme guess you're an Idiot! I say: ->sam-i-am: you are a dumb ass bitch! trendy poser! That's right, that is what I said and I would say it again. WTF is wrong with he world when people let their kids get inked or try to help them get inked? Do kids that age think tattoos are cool? Is this what society has come too?
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Just Got On Here
Hey just got on here, take me a bit to get used to it but thanks to all that gave me 10's
It's So Nice!!
Friends are so hard to find I hardly ever bother Trying and being crushed always sucks So why try why give anything at all Every now and then you're pleasantly suprised By the new friend, new feelings knowing someone special cares This adventure has been worth it I'm glad you make me care Thank you for being my friend and being there to care u know hoo u r hehe
8300 To Level A Leveler
Shes another levelers show her some love Just Being ME!(Real/Fubar Wife to ScOoTeR)@ fubar
Women's Funnies
Women's Funnies Body: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. ________________________________ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." ________________________________ UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Thing I Dislike
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give
Damn Mumm's
I still cant get the FU ppl to email me back... and i havent had mumms since the 3rd day i was here....How can i get them back...Or is there a better way to contact these ppl!? ANY idea's?
Lol Mum
ok so im checking out some mumms...this dude posts one asking why girls lie? this one chick posted a comment saying and i quote "never believe anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die" funny is that???
Kelsey's Purpose
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The Lost Of Nonno
Is it me or did the room just get darker? Is it me or did I just lay down and die? Is this a dream or did the world just crumble at my very feet? How in heaven will I ever be alright? There is lonely and there is lonely And then there is how I feel right now and no one could ever come close 2 knowing how I feel right now There is lonely and there is lonely And then there is how I feel right now,I miss you Nonno, I will carry u in my heart forever, love johnvito
Journey Of A Lifetime
My sweet white chow who was with us 16 years, died Aug 9,2007. She was so sweet and so pretty,I will miss her very much. I have been so sad and feel like this house is just not right without her. My dear friend, I will never forget you. I am so glad to have had her in my life. The Creation When God had made the earth and sky the flowers and the trees, He then made all the animals the fish, the birds and bees. And when at last He'd finished not one was quite the same. He said, "I'll walk this world of mine and give each one a name." And so He traveled far and wide and everywhere He went, a little creature followed Him until it's strength was spent. When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea, the little creature said, "Dear Lord, there's not one left for me." Kindly the Father said to him, "I've left you to the end. I've turned my own name back to front and called you dog, My friend." Author Unknown
i am in a contest and i am way behind. i could use a lot of help. please click on the link below and rate the pic and leave a lot of comments for me. any help would be really appreciated. please show me some love. thank you.
We See You!
Why do People pick their noses while driving? Do you think we dont see you? I am doing 80 MPH and I look over to see mister beaker beak digging for gold! EH WTF I cant drive looking at that shit. I know I shouldn't look but I cant stop. He had got his whole finger up his nose and he is still going for more. DUDE you ran out of room stop it! Then he does the roll between the fingertips. That is just nasty! At least slow down or speed up so I might not see you. Then the all mighty flick comes. BAM right on the windshield! I see the whole damn flick, first it was a pick and then a flick. Now there is a MOMO driving on the highway trying to scrape this thing off his windshield and I am still looking. I can not believe the size of this thing. It is like a fucking baked potato squashed against the glass. I dont know how this MOFO is driving with this thing in his face! He looks over at me looking at him like nothing has happened! I saw that rather small brain that just came out of your
hey, i'am new at this, but i think i like it, hope to meet ya'll soon.i love chating, and meeting people!
Things To Take Heed To! Plz Read And Feel Free To Pass On! It Sickens Me But Everyone Should Know!
Injustice in Jena as Nooses Hang From the "White Tree" By Bill Quigley t r u t h o u t | Report Tuesday 03 July 2007 All white jury sitting before white judge agrees with white prosecutor and all white witnesses and convicts black youth in racially charged high school criminal case. In a small, still mostly segregated, section of rural Louisiana, an all white jury heard a series of white witnesses called by a white prosecutor testify in a courtroom overseen by a white judge in a trial of a fight at the local high school where a white student who had been making racial taunts was hit by black students. The fight was the culmination of a series of racial incidents starting when whites responded to black students sitting under the "white tree" at their school by hanging three nooses from the tree. The white jury and white prosecutor and all white supporters of the white victim were all on one side of the courtroom. The black defendant, 17-year-old Mychal Bell, and his supporter
10,000 To Level
Stop by and show some love sexyscorpio@ fubar
soo my dad and step mom are fighting. she says she moveing to fl. to get away from here. my dad says hes selling the house and moveing 4 hours up north. when i asked what am i to do... my dad told me that he would see if i could move in with my grandma. yeah cuz that would work out real good i would have to be in the house by like 10 and i`m sorry but i am almost 20 damn years old and not going to be trated like i`m a lil kid! we just had a family meeting about talking things out and now thay wont even say a word to eachother!!! what good roal models we have here. aaaarrrrgggg!!!!
Show Happy Hour Host Some Love
I don't know why I am posting a blog but I am lol....I was just sitting here being bored....anyhow my name is Amanda I am new to Fubar so if you would like to add me I am trying to get some friends!
Vote 4 Me Sexiest Look Contest
Go here and Vote for me... bomb it please...
One Does Not Fall In Or Out Of Love; One Grows In Love
One does not fall in or out of love; One grows in love The only true remedy for love is to love more. Love and relationships take work. Nothing in this world ever comes easy. You need to love to be loved. Though there are many in this world who truly don't know how or even what true love is all about. I can try and explain in my words what true love is. Of coarse the oldest saying in the book, "Never having to say your sorry." Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. When true love happens no words even need to be spoken. The look in your eyes says it all. My idea of a successful relationship requires falling in love over and over again with the same person. So many complain they fight, argue or simply have to many differences. My friends, this is called life! As in the movie Notebook. My favorite line, "We fight than we love, that is what we do. No one ever said love is going to be easy. It's going to take a
What The Fuck Is This Place
but because i love my little brother, i joined LOL you can find me over with the cool kids on deviant|art or myspace. or be ez
7781to Level
Alot are maxing now so if you havent and can help us please do.This is it besides one more small one that ill just do a bulletin for..Have a great night.Thanks for all the love you all shared today.. Don't play with fire, play with Licquor86@ fubar
2 Moons
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!!
Love Life???
Here is my horoscope for the day... "How's your love life? It picks up somewhat today, even if you think it's as hot as it could be. See if you can find a new way to express your feelings -- or a new way to meet possible mates." I have no love life!! How could it be hotter than it was? lol Grrrrrr!! Just reminds me that I'm lonely, sigh.
Big And Sexy
Why does love hust so much? How do you know when it is for real? He's Mr. Right
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