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Biker Joke

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike.  He doesn't have much  luck until
one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years
old.  It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's  quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever  the
bike is  outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it  from the  rain.'

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents.  Naturally, they take the bike  there.

But just  before they enter the  house, Sandra  stops him and says,
'I have to tell you  something about my family before we go in.'

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who
says anything during dinner has to do the  dishes.'

'No problem,'  he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living  room is a
huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on  the
stairs, in the  corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty  dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of  the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.

Still, nobody says a  word.  So he stands  up, grabs her, rips her
clothes off, throws her  on  the table, and  screws her right there,
in front of her parents.

His  girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is  obviously livid,
and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom..

'She's got a great body,' he thinks.

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her
panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner
table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is
pleasantly beaming.
But  still, Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it  starts  to
rain.

Joe remembers  his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
pocket...

Suddenly the father shouted....

'I'll do the fucking dishes!*


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