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Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post this as "friends w/ benefits
Thank You !
I WANT TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ON OF YOU THAT CAME BY AND HELPED ME MOVE UP THIS LAST LEVEL,THANK YOU ALL VERY VERY MUCH!I'M NOT GONNA CALL NAME'S YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
I'm So Sh**faced I Could Cry
Only on FUBAR can a guy ask for a drink, and end up unable to walk or talk in a matter of seconds!I just wanted to say thanks to those who contibuted to me being a bumbling pile of flesh. I sicerely appreciate the friendship, but would be terrified to actually go drinking with the bunch of you(Kidding) I am up to it anytime Thanks Again The Original ME Not Us
I Am Being Harassed Now....wtf
let's NOT harass the Jendoll ok...shame on you! Anti-Depressant Leatherface AKA WOCCKA WOCCKA AKA J AKA FUCKING COWARD @ fubar came from this addy just so ya have it http://www.fubar.com/user/1140197
The Cast
The Cast Posted 2 new Songs this Week, wanted to share the Music with all my friends. You can find them on Myspace at : http://www.myspace.com/thecastrocks
Fake
To clear the around here I wanted to Post this. There is a person that calls herself SunnyDayz on here. She used to be on my friends list until she drove me crazy with fakeness. Every day it was the same stuff from her. She kept telling me her Mom was dieing of cancer and she hated her life. She says she is a teacher and hates not having any money! I think she is some unlucky guys House wife and a slut to boot. A teacher would know how to spell things right, she was an idiot. I just though nothing of it at first until she started getting Psycho on me. She started sending me these so Called naked pics of herself. Umm DO I look stupid? Her default pic is not hers, none of her pictures are hers. She has chosen to be on her under a fake facade. I have no doubt she is a chick and not a man but a chick that hides her real face. So she should do a salute and show us her real face eh? This girl SunnyDayz asked me to love her!? She said she loved me and wanted to walk a paradise with me
Family
Have you ever wanted to be in a bomber family that rates their family members stuff???? Are you a helpful person when it comes to a bomber family??? I'm starting my own bomber family, I'm tired of being in a family that doesn't help it' s members. If your tired of the same join my new family Farenheight Bombers RULES FOR FAMILY 1. Must rate all family members stuff. Weather it be all at once or a bit at a time. 2. Must add/fan all family members 3. Must add founder to family 4. Must read founders blogs for contest updates. Please also comment if you can or can't help on the contest at the present time. 5. must join farenheight lounge our headquarters. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7964 I'm taking serious members only. If you join and I see that you aren't keeping up with the family I will remove you immediately. We are gonna be a bomber family, who will be helping family members and friends.
Long Distance Love
id like to know, of any successful loving relationships that happen online, i have met many many wonderful friends.. but can real love actually start here ? lust sure, intelligent conversation sure... but chemistry and love ? id like to think so .... but what happens when you meet for the first time .. and there is no chemistry ?
Grandparents And Grandchildren
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ##### My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?" ##### After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was THAT?" ##### A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was li
Homeless Man Gets 65 Years For Killing 4
Man sentenced for killing 4 over space heater Gets 65 years for killing other homeless men, dumping bodies in manholes. Updated: 1:42 p.m. CT Sept 4, 2007 SOUTH BEND, Ind. - A homeless man who pleaded guilty to murdering four men in a dispute over a space heater and dumping their bodies in manholes was sentenced Tuesday to 65 years in prison. Daniel J. Sharp, 55, of South Bend pleaded guilty in May to killing Michael S. "Shan" Nolen, Michael W. Lawson, Jason Coates and Brian Talboom, all described as homeless men. Their bodies were found inside two South Bend manholes over four days in January. When St. Joseph Superior Court Judge Jane Woodward Miller asked Sharp if he had anything to say at his sentencing, he replied, "I can't really think of anything." Prosecutors said the killings were carried out with the help of another homeless man, Randy Lee Reeder, 51. Sharp testified during Reeder's trial that the two were upset that someone had stolen the propane space heater
Daddy's Love
The day was just like any other day. Trees blowing in the wind, leaves falling to the ground, sun not quite so hot as it has been in the past few months. But this day was different afterall. This day daddy was going on a long trip for a long time to come. Daddy is in the army and has to go to do his job in another country. The days previous we watched him run around the house packing and getting ready for his long journey to a far away place. Even though we don’t quite understand what is going on, we noticed that he has been giving us and mommy more and more kisses and hugs than normal. We load up in the truck and take off for daddys work like so many other days as he tells us again and again he loves us and is gonna miss us. Mommy said she has special plans to do for daddy while he is gone so we can send him things. Daddy asked her what it was but she wouldn’t say because it’s a surpise. Daddy loves suprises. Mommy does it to him all the time and we get to help. I can't wait til
Inmate Doused With Gasoline, Set On Fire
Inmate doused with gasoline, set aflame Arkansas police probe how prisoner obtained gasoline, matches or lighter. GRADY, Ark. - A state prisoner was badly burned early Tuesday when another inmate threw gasoline on him and set him aflame. Robert Smith 42, was in his bunk in an open barracks when he was attacked around 4 a.m., Correction Department spokeswoman Dina Tyler said. “He popped out of his bunk and took off running,” Tyler said. “Other inmates caught him and began to extinguish the flames.” Tyler said that Smith was alert and talking after the attack, and that he was hospitalized for treatment of burns on his chest, arms and face. He told officials he didn’t see his attacker and didn’t know why he was targeted. The Correction Department and state police are investigating but did not immediately identify a suspect, Tyler said. “We will try to determine how gasoline got into the barracks and how (the attacker) got matches or a lighter,” Tyler said. Gasoline is
911
BERLIN - Three suspected Islamic militants were arrested for allegedly plotting "imminent" and "massive" attacks on the Ramstein Air Base, a major U.S. and NATO military hub, and Frankfurt's busy international airport, German authorities said Wednesday. German federal prosecutor Monika Harms said the three — two of whom were German converts to Islam — had trained at terror camps in Pakistan and procured some 1,500 pounds of hydrogen peroxide for making explosives. And a top legislator said the group could have struck "in a few days," noting a "sensitive period" that includes the anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. "We were able to succeed in recognizing and preventing the most serious and massive bombings," Harms told reporters. Officials said the hydrogen peroxide, stored in a hideout, could have been mixed with other additives to produce a bomb with the explosive power of 1,200 pounds of TNT. "This would have enabled them to make bombs with more explosive power than the
Fetish
Well, the question is.. Do you have any fetishes? That special something that gets you turned on more than anything? I mean, is it the smell of leather, the heat from hot wax being poured all over you, is it the feel of confinement of bondage, is it the squirting... or is it costumes.... what is your sexual fetish?
Im New At This
Hey Guys Im New At This;) So Any Suggestions On Helping Me Level Up Or Anything Plz Comment Me Plz Thanks Kinky
We Will Put Them Up In A Hotel.....but
as everyone is fully aware of the flooding in crawford and vernon county that just occured.....now a lot of people in those areas are extremely displeased (pissed off!) apparently, FEMA, red cross, salvation army and the health associations are offering to put the displaced families up in hotels for 10 days or so.....telling these families that their houses and living enviornment is unfit for children (threatening to take children away from parents) until they get the surroundings to a certain extent to where it is again safe for the children. they are offering to put these families up in a hotel, they are giving these families food, clothing, etx.....though the BAD NEWS is....... if you were not insured for flood damages, if you did not own your house (you were renting) if you have bad credit....YOUR SCREWED!!!!!!!! they wont help you with structural damages to the houses, they will NOT cover losses to property (they are classifying what is a nessessity and what is not) al
Pimpin
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People Are So Mean Sometimes
(Male) This one time in college when my roomate was gone I found naked pictures of his girlfriend sleeping in his drawer. Knowing that she didn't know I put the pictures on her doorstep along with a note that said it's over bitch! They broke up and to this day he doesn't it was me
Robby's Night
Robby's Night True -- Worth Reading !!! A t the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines , Iowa . I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years. Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call 'musically challenged' pupils. One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 yea! rs old when his mother (a single Mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano. So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. A s much as
Do You Believe?
Do You Believe This??? >A girl went to her friends house and she ended up staying longer than > >planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a > >small COMMUNITY and she lived only a few blocks away. > >As she walked along under the bike trail Diane asked > >God to keep her safe from harm and danger. > >When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, > >she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she > >noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. > >She became uneasy and began to pray, askingfor God's protection. > >Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, > >she felt as though someone was walking with her. > >When she reached the end of the alley, she walked > >right past the man and arrived home safely. > >The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been >raped > >in the same alley just
Wow
Ever feel like you're down in a hole, even when you are content with your life? Wow, just started unpacking one suitcase and became a little overwhelemed so I had to come out of the room for a few minutes. Trying to figure out why that overwhelmed me, perhaps I am scared to unpack in fear that in 3 months I will have to re-pack again. Rudi told me the other night soon we will be going to the Government office to apply for a work visa. My biggest fear is what happens if they deny it? Will I have to go back through this whole process again? I got to Germany Friday and he left early Monday morning for the week to work. I am actually ok with that, but I do miss him like crazy, seems like it was just a tease after being away for over 3 months. I was starting to think that things were not *quite* the same with us, but I am fairly certain they are now, he just has alot on his mind with all the work he is doing. I am super proud of him and how well his business took off featuring he started
Why?
Why should life be so hard, loving and loosing is all part of life. But when you out live one of your children, how does life go on?
1year Ago.... Thank You Friends..
Today is kind of a special day for me. I have been on this site for 1 year. A lot of changes have happened in that year from Lost Cherry ,Cherry Tap and now Fubar.Some of the changes have been good and well others we have just had to deal with. I have met some of the most interesting, giving, loving people on this site. Many of you have changed my life in one way or another. I hold so many of you close to heart. I just want to thank you all for making this fun for me. In some ways its been challenging. Looking back through I remember my first day here. I would never of thought I would ever be a God Father. I'm greatful to each of you that have come into my life and became close friends. In the beginning starting i remember some of you way back that came along and showed me just what too do. Some of you may remember Tazzy she was one of the first people I ment on here. She's where my addiction to leveling started. Back then we just did friends that needed a few thousand to level u
Alaska Job
SO I have been working in Alaska for 5 months now. I came up here to get away from the outside world...mainly Michigan. Now I am stuck here it seems working my poor butt off to try and earn a little money. But I did find one pleasure of working here. That would be I have meet some great people, I work the Graveyard shift, and I have been able to take some of the most amazing photos. I found this website as a way to cure boredom at work and its been something interesting all night long...Hope its like that tomorrow nights shift.
41,000 To Godmother
my lovely friend Angel is next in line to be godfather #54, so will you please do all you can to help her level up :D ♥HoRnY~AnGeL♥™*†DEVILS REJECTS†*©*CoFounder*@ fubar
41,000 To Godmother
my lovely friend Angel is next in line to be godfather #54, so will you please do all you can to help her level up :D ♥HoRnY~AnGeL♥™*†DEVILS REJECTS†*©*CoFounder*@ fubar
And The Beat Goes On...
sometimes i wonder who really cares about anyone else but themselves. so many people say that they're listening, but i wonder if they're actually just waiting for their turn to speak. maybe im just rambling, idunno. i just have a lot of random thoughts right now. lately i've been feeling really alone. even with a group of people, i fell like there's no one else around me. almost like im invisible. when i was little, that was the one super power i really wished that i had. i just wanted everything to go away. but now that i feel like i have it, i don't want it. im actually pretty tired of feeling that way. even with all the friends that i have, i feel so isolated. lately, nothing really matters anymore. i've been so upset that i've just gone numb, and i hate that. i just cant cry anymore. and as much as i hate crying, i kinda wish i could. just to know that i can still feel something. im tired of love though. it gets you nowhere. absolutely fucking nowhere. which sucks, cause when you'r
Stay Where You Are..
He looks at her with the seducing eyes. He can see right under her skin. She pulls back, but never says goodbye. Craving to be seen from within. Teasing him like yarn for a kitten, She dangles like a piece of bait. For though she is completely smitten, All she can do is wait. Memories pierce through her mind, The shattered pieces she had to mend. The self so easily left behind, The life she rebuilt again. She’s found she can stand on her own, With legs still shaky and weak. There’s no denying her hunger has grown, But she has just begun to speak. Stay where you are. Right there. Don’t move. Just stay where I can see you. Don’t go too far. Not yet. It’s too soon. Just stay where I can see you. When she speaks he gives her a knowing glance, And flashes a melting smile. On instinct, she takes a defensive stance, But finds she still stays awhile. The tango continues, bodies daring, With music that never ends. They play with fire, so close to s
September 29th
Saint Michael, The Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our Safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God Rebuke Him, We humbly pray and do thou, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God. Thrust Into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who Wander through the World for the ruins of souls. AMEN. St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in heaven against the enemy and his followers.
Go Cubs Go
Baseball season's underway Well you better get ready for a brand new day. Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They're singing ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. They got the power, they got the speed To be the best in the National League Well this is the year and Cubs are real So come on down to Wrigley Field We're singing now ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Baseball time is here again You can catch it all on WGN So stamp you feet and clap your hands Chicago Cubs got the greatest fans. You're singing now ... Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today. Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey
22,000 To Godmother
my lovely friend Angel is next in line to be godfather #54, so will you please do all you can to help her level up :D ♥HoRnY~AnGeL♥™*†DEVILS REJECTS†*©*CoFounder*@ fubar
Poesia,y Pintura
CASITAS NUEVAS Voy caminando por la calle de mi vida En mi pasado de casitas viejas, tengo una historia recordada apenas. En cada una escribí un momento, una niña feliz, una mujer con tiempo, de enamorarme cada día nuevo. Viví mi madurez y mi madrazgo, un hijo que responde al sortilegio de trascender el tiempo y el espacio, un hombre que renueva cada noche la juventud eterna del deseo, de las gloriosas noches de lujuria de las tristezas grises de la muerte. Voy caminando por la calle vieja dejando atrás mis casitas viejas. Mirando puertas de casitas nuevas busco la que se abra deslumbrante para encontrar mis días y mis noches nuevas. BEATRIZ OJEDA CUERPO A CUERPO Cuando tardas en llegar tengo los ojos dormidos tengo las lágrimas tristes entre mis cuentos de libros. Siento la puerta cerrarse, cuento tus pasos de amores, los que llegan a mi lecho para calmar mis temores. Miro tus ojos alegres me encierro ent
Still Contest
Ok guys so agian i know bombing sucks ass but if everyone could just give me ten minutes thats it just ten minutes of bombing i could win!! I know ive helped alot of u and will always be there no matter what to help out a friend!!! so dont make me get on my hands and knees!!lmao kiddin newayz stop by show luv!
13,000to Godmother
SHES SO CLOSE NOW..GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE..THANKS EVERYONE FOR HELPING ♥HoRnY~AnGeL♥™*†DEVILS REJECTS†*©*CoFounder*@ fubar
Just To See
I usually try to get to all of the peps I have on my friends list with some type of love to put on thier page. I have done this yet again today. I hit everyone on my list just to see who pays attention and who returns a comment.
Wtc Members
Homepage ♠Wakan-Tanka Clan's Home Page ♠~~~@ fubar Founder DJPHILBURG360 ~DJ Philburg360~DSC~ ~Founder Of Wakan- Tanka Clan@ fubar CoFounders SUGARSPICE ~~SugarSpice~~~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠ ~~Co-Founder of Wakan-Tanka Clan~~~@ fubar DEMON_LOVER demon_lover~Co-Founder of the Wakan-Tanka Clan sign my guestbook . plz@ fubar Greeters PAINTER PAINTER.{GREETER~W.T.C}@ fubar Members INFARRED "INFARRED"~~~~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~~~~""Wakan- Tanka Clan Family""@ fubar HOAKIEGIRL HoakieGirl, . Co-Founder of the Wakan-Tanka Clan - D.S.C.@ fubar SIXTYNINEMUNCH sixtyninemunch2000~Wakan-Tanka Clan~ official L.U.V.club co-founder~D.S.C.@ fubar DUST ME PINK 77 dust_me_pink77 ~ Wakan-Tanka Clan ~ OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~ DSC@ fubar PRINCESS TONI Princess Toni ...:: Just an Irish girl ::...*W.T.C.*@ fubar MISSY
Steamy Desires Radio
CLICK ANY LOGO TO ENTER A LOUNGE OF YOUR CHOICE COME CHAT MEET NEW PEOPLE FIND OLD FRIENDS (repost of original by 'o2snuz~DJ SNUZZY~ NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES' on '2007-09-05 09:43:39')
Sex Toys
Ok so heres the scoop a friend and I are putting on a contest for sex toys and well sum other things so we wanna know what u think and if u have ne ideas and u can tell us while helpin on my current contest im in "most popular gal" ... just click on the pic below and leave some ideas on what u think about our contest and u can help me too! Just click on my pic and thanks! Even ten minutes of ur time will help!
Attorney's Advice - No Charge
Read this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out to the employees in his company. 1. Do not sign the back of your credit cards. Instead, put "PHOTO ID REQUIRED." 2. When you are writing checks to pay on your credit card Accounts, DO NOT put the complete account number on the "For" line. Instead, just put the last four numbers. The credit card company knows the rest of the number, and anyone who might be handling your check as it passes through all the check processing channels won't have access to it. 3.. Put your work phone # on your checks instead of your home Phone. If you have a PO Box use that instead of your home address. If you do not have a PO Box, use your work address. Never have your SS# printed on your checks. (DUH!) You can add it if it is necessary But if you have It printed, anyone can get it. 4.. Place the c
Torn!
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!
My Baby Bananana Getting Faster! :)
My car factort default: 1.8 20v turbo engine producing (pre 160hp) 180 hp (132 kW), which makes the Ibiza the fastest and most powerful front wheel drive model of its class, output of over 100 hp per litre cylinder capacity, and the Ibiza body result in a weight to power ratio of only 6.2 kg / hp. A top speed of 225 Km/h and acceleration to one kilometre from a standing start in 28.3 seconds Power output (kW/hp/rpm) 132/180/5600 Max. torque (Nm/rpm) 235/2100-5000 Fuel supply system Multipoint injection, turbo Ignition system Electronically mapped Emission control system Cat+Lambda probe+injection pump+EGR+EGAS (Grrr) PERFORMANCE Top speed (km/h) 225 Acceleration 0-100 km/h (s) 7.2 Acceleration 1000 m (s) 28.3 SUSPENSION Front: Independent McPherson struts, lower wishbones, anti-roll bar Rear: Directional effect shaft, longitudinal arms Steering system: Rack and pinion, power steering Brake system: Diagonal split, twin circuit, brakes servo. ABS+ T
Help Sassy Level Up
~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Founder of The Lancasters Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder of the B r U Ch@ fubar please all my family friends and fans help her get 2 next level ty all
Things You Shouldn't Ask Woman
1are those real 2 do they talk back 3 show us/me your twins 4 age 5wieight 6 status 7 can i go home with you 8 will you babysit me 9 are you good in bed 10 do you have any hot friends
Orgasmic
A gasp of breath catches in your throat. A heat from inside warms your skin. Making it glow under the layer of sweat . That clings to your bare skin, like the morning dew upon the bladeof grass. A chill of antisapation swims down your spine. As your heart beats harder and faster in your chest. The excitment of the moment that is about to come fills you with a want, a need to be touched. A moan of plesure escapes your lips. As the moment of extacy grows closer and closer. You fight the urge to keep that one lasting moment from coming only a second longer. Just so you can enjoy the pleasure and antisapation for just one minute longer. Hoping to hang on to that tickle that arrises in the pit of your stomache . For only a minute one second longer. You feel the excitment as your body shakes and quivers from the release of the moment. You fall to the side, your body exhausted and weak. Your heart slows and your breath returns. The moment has come and gone. A smile
Gum Connects Teeth
It connects Teeth LOL
Saying Goodbye
To all my friends....I am taking a new path in life...and I am going to be deleting my page on here....I do have other sites and emails and Im's...so anyone would like to stay in contact and you don't have my other info let me know! I enjoyed my time here and all my new friends..but as most of you know I havent been on as much! Love to all! heidi
Just Not Right.....
Ok i have came to the disicion... I dont wanna keep doing what im doing to get or keep these crushes..... its not only wrong but not only am i a dogg but now i feel like a pig... So if i do not make what i need i will be posting my myspace address for all to contact me who wants to...... i kinda like fubar and dont wanna leave but i have to choose between whats morraly right... ok for u that dont know the crush was a bet if i dont get them i must delete my acct...simple so i need 60 to keep 50 and then i want not a 1... thanks .......... Tongue..........
Spare Me!!
Some moron reported one of the funnies that I had as NSFW! Someone truely needs to get a life... God forbid anyone post something that shows a sense of humor! Instead of trying to get other people in trouble... just go play with yourself
Indifference
My birthday is next Tuesday, and i really have no feelings, good or bad, that it's coming up. I've always shared my birthday with another family member and never really got to celebrate it by myself. Some people feel that your birthday is a celebration of your life but I just don't feel anything toward it. The only feeling I have about my birthday is sorrow for what happened on that fateful day 6 years ago. Just one more reason to not care about another birthday.
Upstatescott
this guy posted a MuMM about whether the yankees would make the playoffs so being a die-hard red sox fan i left this as a comment: not too bad right, then he deleted it and i asked why in another comment then this happened... upstatesco...: much upstatesco...: yea i figured that muck ->upstatesco...: i'm a red sox fan upstatesco...: lol your crazy ->upstatesco...: dude you're such a homophobe, how can you even be a yankees fan then? that whole team is gay upstatesco...: that was sick ->upstatesco...: thats irrefutible proof of what goes on in the yankees locker room upstatesco...: come on that was just wrong
I Am An Optical Illusion
I am an Optical Illusion... You perceive me many different ways, but you'll never figure me out. When you think I you have I will have changed. I'm deep I consume your mind. I'm also quiet and suttle, someone you can lose yourself in. I'm soothing yet confusing. I appear to be moving, yet are still. I am an Optical Illusion. By: Lucky to be Irish
I Am A Book
I am a book, I sit quietly on a dusty shelf, observing often without being noticed. I am knowledgeable yet useless. One searches for the information, it is not often offered to them. My eyes remain open, watching one world go by my shelf. The eyes are perceptive and nothing escapes my all compassing view. I am the serene book who can be funny, exciting and honest. But, usually chooses simply to sit on the shelf. I am a Book... By: Lucky to be Irish
Email I Got
THE DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80-YEAR-OLD WOMAN FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY RETIRED. AT HER NEXT CHECKUP, THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL THE MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. "MRS. SMITH DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?" "YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." "MRS SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP!" SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE. "YES, DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING, I GRIND ONE UP AND MIX IT IN THE GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS... AND BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT." YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!
Shower Pubes
Whenever I shower, a good amount of pubes fall to the tubs floor. I pick each of the individual pubes up, and put them in a little box on top of the toilet. At the end of each month, I gather all the pubes (they've usually filled about half the box by now) cup them in my hands, and rub them all over my wet face. They stick there and it makes me look like Bruce Willis.
The Terminator
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I Almost Got Mugged
Okay, I've just had the strangest past couple of days i've had in quite a long time. It all started when I was walking home the other night, and it just so happens that the quickest route for me involves going down a back alley -- the kind of place where middle class gentlemen like myself are often mugged. In the past, I have not had any problems. I have, however on occasion, taken the long route home when there appeared to be tramps hanging about. So, on friday, I was taking the route as usual, and I noticed a couple of black guys hanging out on the corner.. That would not have normally bothered me, but as I drew closer I noticed that there were also quite a few youths with them. It appeared that one of them noticed me coming down the alleyway, and the lot of them began to work their way down the alley to meet me -- and by now you understand, I'm about to shit my pants, but I didnt run or anything. It's not like I had anything valuable on me, and I would look pretty stupi
Do I Look Like Im Asking For Trouble?
Oh boy, here we go again! Welcome to a very exciting episode today boys and girls. Today’s topic? PETA. For those of you that don’t know what PETA stands for, it’s the PEOPLE for the ETHICAL TREATMENT of ANIMALS. On the surface, this sounds like a very positive and morally sound organization. Um, no. But more on that later. First, lets discuss how we got to this blog. For some reason, a huge, 6 foot 4, 300 plus pound, long haired, gun toting, burly man is screaming for confrontation. But I digress, lol. While taking my daughter shopping last night, at a trendy mall shop, which will remain nameless to protect the innocent, I was looking at a new leather jacket for myself. Ive lost a little weight and the season is around the corner, so, its time to treat myself with a new ¾ length leather coat. As I was trying on said jacket, I was verbally accosted by what I can only imagine was a card carrying PETA supporter. I think the PETA t-shirt may have been my first clue. Within a few
Thank You My Friends
I KNOW WHY MISS AMERICIA CRYS, I KNOW A DEEP FEELING BETTER THEN ANY WIN IS HAVING YOU ALL AS FRIENDS THE NAMES CAN GO ON AND ON YOU ALL SEEN EACH OUTHER THERE GIVING IT YOUR ALL ,AS YOU ALWAYS DO I AM HUMBBLED TO BE IN YOUR COMPANY ,EACH AND EVERY ONE MY DEBT O GRATITUTE IS TO BEE THERE FOR YOU ALL HOW EVER I CAN BALIE YOUR A DREAM FRIEND SHADY GOD IF I HAD 1/2 YOUR ENERGY ,MIZ MIKE /MIKE AWSOME DOOM FUX IM IN AWE THE POSSE JESUS H CHRIST YOU ALL LAY IT TO THE MAX THERE ARE SO MANY TO NAME YOUR ON MY FRIENDS FAM AND KEG BUDDY LIST LOL I LOVE YOU ALL THANK YOU FROM EVERY OUNCE OF MY BEING*IM 285 LBS) GOD BLESS YOU ALL THANK YOU.........STEFAN
Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish
Reading For When You Have Something In Your Eye...
Okay...I was thinking....yes, again. People get so worked up about finding their soul mate or that "one" etc. Well, once some of these people find this "one" they become raging jealous and slightly obsessive, and when they suffocate the shit out of their "one" because they were trying to force it they are left in pieces. Silly isn't it? I mean think about it.... If you are meant for this person, if you meet on every beautiful...stunning...and poetic level of being "in love" then you will not ever need to worry about them seeking out someone other than you because you will KNOW without a shadow of any doubt hovering over the two of you that you want nothing more than to be a complete and perfect "whole". Yes, this does in fact mean that most of you will never find this because you are too busy worried about who is looking at who. Seriously, be realistic people are going to admire things in other people, and you should allow each other that freedom. As long as you are both doing the a
Party Saturday! San Francisco. . .
Blar
You ever wish you could just quit? Like everything. I'm so tired, frustrated, and depressed. No comments necessary.
M&m Duel
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, th
My First Time .... At The Gas Station
My first time at the gas station- I pulled in to the gas station just as my car gave a final gulp of breath while shutting off from thirst. I gave a small smirk as I reached in my pocket and fingered the twenty dollar bill crumpled there. I knew this would be a very enjoyable stop. Next to the pump, I slowly undo the latch on my car, letting out a damp puff of air as the lid opens, revealing the dark, wet hole to the engine. My hand goes for the pump, ripping it forcefully from the stand, jerking the handle ever so hungrily. Slowly, ever so slowly, I slide the nozzle into the gas tank, the grimy sound of metal rubbing against metal filling my ears. I constricted my grip around the handle. A low cough of gears churning inside the pump, and I feel the gas start to come. Yellowish, clear liquid with a very potent stench flows through the pump's tube and gushes into my tank. The car sort of settles into place as the liquid slowly fills it's tank. And just as it really started to begin,
4685 To Level
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How To Treat Women
How To Treat Your Woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.
Stress Relief
Here's a creative solution to the day's problems for you.. Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. See? It really does work. You're smiling already!
For Someone Special !!
How can I turn away my eyes From this face so beautiful Just like the bright and golden sun Enlightening this cold, wide world In which you refuse to see me At times I feel just like a ghost Cause you seem to walk right through me Even though I hold on so desperately I always fail to reach you As if I just wasn't there Though when the sun has set Your eyes suddenly fly to me Their color as dark as night Sparkling like a newborn star And passion burning like the morning sun No word might pass your lips But your hands seam to speak your heart As we lay there, right under the stars You hold me tightly in your arms Just as if you're never letting go Should I ever ask you What kind of game we play You pretend there's nothing to know What do I even expect from you Well, nothing dear, just some honesty Shout out how you love to be so alone Chase me away with your icy words Act as heartless as you want I might even believe every
Pavarotti Is In Very Serious Condition
© APLuciano Pavarotti Pavarotti Is in Very Serious Condition ROME -- Tenor Luciano Pavarotti, who has pancreatic cancer, was in "very serious" condition after his health deteriorated, the Italian news agency AGI reported Wednesday. Without citing sources, AGI said Pavarotti was at home being cared for by doctors from the Modena hospital where he underwent two weeks of tests and treatment in August. A hospital spokesman, Alberto Greco, confirmed Pavarotti was at home but said he had no further information. Calls and e-mails sent to Pavarotti's manager, Terri Robson, were not returned. The 71-year-old Pavarotti, was released from the hospital Aug. 25, more than two weeks after he was admitted with a high fever. At the time, Robson denied Italian news reports that he had been treated for pneumonia. The opera star had surgery for the cancer in July 2006 in a New York hospital. Pancreatic cancer is one of the most deadly forms of the disease, though doctors said the surg
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Pokemon
Hey fubarians, I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't eve

Thanks Cap'n Mo' you make my heart glow. Oh how i love you so. Especially in the snow. Cap'n Mo' has that spice.. OoOoOo you taste so right. Just like shrimp fried rice. You even get rid of lice. You really perk up the night. Like a bright shining light. While making my smile bright. You always taste so right.
Adventurer Fosset Missing In Nevada
Record-setting adventurer goes missing in Nevada MINDEN -- Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, who has cheated death time and again in his successful pursuit of aviation records, was missing Tuesday after taking off in a single-engine plane the day before to scout locations for a land speed record, officials said. Teams searched a swath of rugged terrain in western Nevada near the ranch where he took off, but searchers had little to go on because he did not file a flight plan, a Federal Aviation Administration spokesman said. "They are working on some leads, but they don't know where he is right now," FAA spokesman Ian Gregor said. Fossett, the first person to circle the world solo in a balloon, was seeking places for an upcoming attempt to break the land speed record in a car, said Sir Richard Branson, the British billionaire who has helped pay for many of Fossett's adventures. The 63-year-old took off alone at 8:45 a.m. Monday from an airstrip at hotel magnate Bar
25,000 More To Go
I need 25,000 more comments for a Happy Hour. Can you stop by and help me out. If you are not a bomber please at least rate it for me.Thanks for helping.
I Decided
Well..if you haven't noticed..I haven't been on for a few days. I decided to take that much needed break from Fubar. I seemed to need it. Almost like a sabbatical..lol It did me good and I actually feel like a human being again! My mind was a mess and I swear I haven't done anything real in a long time. I played some golf, and I even went out dancing too! Woo Hoo! So now I feel much better and I am back on track. Probably won't be on as much as I used to, but I'm still here, in case anyone did notice I was gone..LOL Love to all my family and friends...MUAH!!
My Babe`
CHECK OUT MY REAL LIFE BABY LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK..... NO BAD STUFF GUYS...... SHEEZ@ fubar
2 True Is This
So True!! 1.If Yooh Dress Nicely, Your A Snob. 2.If Yooh Dress Sexy, Your A Slut. 3.If Yooh Argue With Him, He Says Your Stubborn. 4.If Your Quiet, He Says Your Stupid. 5.If Yooh Call Him, He Says Your Needy And Clingy. 6.If He Calls Yooh,He Says Yooh Should Be Grateful. 7.If Yooh Dont Love Him, He Will Try To Win Yooh. 8.If Yooh Love Him, He Will Leave Yooh. 9.If Yooh Dont Fuck Him, He Will Say Yooh Dont Love Him. 10.If Yooh Do, He Says Your Easy. 11.If Yooh Tell Him Your Problems, He Says Your Irratating. 12.If Yooh Dont, He Will Say Yooh Dont Trust Him. 13.If Yooh Lecture Him, He Will Say Your Bitchy. 14.If He Lectures Yooh, Its Becos He Cares About Yooh. 15.If Yooh Break A Promise, Yooh Cant Be Trusted. 16.If He Breaks It, He Had Too. 17.If Yooh Cheat, Yooh Expect It To Be Over. 18.If He Cheats, He Expexts Another Chance. SO NO MATTER WHAT WE DO US GIRLS NEVER WIN!!!!
Moving To Florida
I just want all my friends to know that I will be off the computer for awhile. I am moving to Florida to be with the love of my life. I don't have alot right now here in NY so My computer and some of my things will be left behind until I can send for them later. I will be back as soon as I can. I will miss all my friends, I will be on until the night of the 12th of September but after that I will be off until I am settled and have the money to send for the rest of my things, including my computer. I wish everyone well, and I will be back as soon as I can. OH and this man that is the love of my life, I met online, on a different sight though. I believe now that I didn't believe before that on line relationships can really work with the right person. Going to miss all of my fubar friends but I will be around until September the 12th LOVE YOU GUYS XOXOXOXOXOXO
Help Settle A Dispute
I need someone's help in settling a rather heated dispute about this picture... My friend says it is a Florida panther and I say it is a mountain lion... Who is right here? Thank you
Ambulance Drivers
For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and completely. Now I was hoping this was going to be short and sweet, then as I was driving, I kept thinking more and more what to put. So if you have to read this in parts, but I want you to, if you have made it this far, to completely read this post. Please do not notice my grammar erros, as I can assure you, there will be many. The whole idea of this post was to make people think of what "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" really are and do. 1). AMBULANCE DRIVER = usually an EMT or EMT-I and Paramedic. Right... What the F is that? EMT is EMERGENCY MEDICAL TECHNICIAN. EMT-I is that same, but an INTERMEDIATE Level, and Paramedic is the highest level of Emergency Medical Service provider certifiable. 2). EMS. EMS is not one word, it is E.M.S. Meaning Emergency Medical Services. (Contrary to the comm
Joke: Don't Tell Me
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees? "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me?" Confused, the father asked what was wrong? The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that, "grown-ups don't really get laid," I'll have nothing left to live for.
House On The Sand (first Half)
This is the first half of a song I'm writing. I started it when I was down in Fort Polk, LA during JRTC. It's a little bit country, a little bit Depeche Mode. Enjoy: Nothin's ever gonna stay the same, child no matter what you do, and every castle you try to build is gonna come down over you. Nobody will ever stay true, child no matter what they say, and every pair of arms you hold on to will disappear along the way. No place will ever be safe, child no matter where you run, 'cause every path leads to the end when all your runnin's' done. So build your house on the sand, child though it's shifting everyday, 'cause there's a crack in the stone, my dear and the edge will break away. [Chorus] Hosannah, hosannah glory to Chaos in the highest.
Master May Be Gone For Abit
This is to let all of my friends on here that I need to take some time off from Fubar do to issues at work. I will most likely keep myself signed in but wont be checking messages and stuff like that as regular as I normally do. I will explain more later I just wanted to give you a heads up. Thank you to all of my friends for being such great people and putting up with my crap. Hope to be back to all of you soon. You will all be missed while I am gone.Love to you all.
My Princess
WELL I BOOKED MY FLIGHT TO SEE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, HER NAME IS TRICIA.AND I FELL INLOVE WITH HER SO BADLY! 16 MORE DAYS TILL I GET TO LOOK INTO MY PRINCESSES GORGOEUS BLUE EYES,AND TELL HER HOW I TRULY LOVE HER. 16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN STARE AT HER GORGOEUS FACE,AND SMILE,AND JUST MELT WHERE I STAND OR SIT,I CAN'T WAIT TO CUDDLE,AND SNUGGLE,AND MAKE SEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO YOU,EVERYNIGHT,MORE THAN ONCE! I CAN'T WAIT TO BRING OUR REALTIONSHIP TO A WHOL ENEW LEVEL. I LOVE YOU TRICIA,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND A WHOLE WEEK WITH YOU... I NEVER BELIEVED IN ANGELS,TILL I MET YOU,AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE,16 MORE DAYS TILL I CAN KISS THEM SOFT LUCIOUS LIPE OF YOURS! I LOVE YOU BABY... *MUAHZ*
Bored
AHHHHH I'm bored At Work SOMEONE BUY ME A DRINK LOL.. i'M GOING TO STINGRAYS TONIGHT... ROCK AND ROLL BOOTY HOLE
Tired And Exhausted
Alot going on in my life right now.. Just wish I could have a break and get out of here for a couple weeks. I need rest and peace and quiet.. Change os scenery would be good.. Thank God for my friends at work. It is my get away.. But going after the holidays back to my sister's house for a week to get away and take care of me for awhile.....
One Heart
One Heart
Before & After
HIM: Hooray! Finally! I can't wait any more! HER: Maybe I should go? HIM: No, Don't even think about it! HER: Do you love me? HIM: Sure! HER: Have you ever cheated me? HIM: No, how could you ever think a thing like this? HER: Will you kiss me? HIM: Yes , of course! HER: Will you beat me? HIM: No way! HER: Can I trust you? After marriage: read from bottom to top !!
I Dare You
dare you to repost this, and see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? [] I'd Fuck you [] All of the above Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know [] hell no Name one thing you would like to do to me... ________________________ I look like.. [] A player [] One time thing [] Next bf/gf [] Other, not sure yet!! Have to kiss you first.. If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. [] Hook u
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do....
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c

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Questions To Answer
It's 1am and i'm sitting at the computer eating tesco sausage rolls mmm 1. What time do you get up in the mornings? 2. How many beers until you're drunk? 3. Do you like beer or hard liquor? 4. Have you ever had a one night stand? 5. How do you take your coffee? 6. Do you eat breakfast? 7. Do you prefer sleeping alone? 8. Do you smoke cigarettes? 9. Have you ever burnt your hair? 10. Do you sleep with a pillow? 11. What were your habits as a child? 12. Do you want kids? 13. Are you an only child? 14. Do you like road trips? 15. Who are your 6 best friends? 16. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? 17. Do you eat leftovers? 18. Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship? 19. Are you in a relationship now? 20. Have you ever cheated? 21. Have you ever been cheated on? 22. Once a cheater, always a cheater? 23. Pajamas or naked? 24. What do you take when you have
Just Saying
What is up in this internet world...anything new goin on...my bf and I went to nudist resort over the weekend again it was fun....
Thank You
Everyone has been so supportive, I want to thank you for that. Stephen even made me a beautiful pic asking people to help me out with points, as well as Dark Prince and Lilith buying me VIP's and Blasts. I have been trying really hard to get on here as much as I can. Please, again, If i missed some pics that you uploaded or mumms I missed please let me know, I am trying to catch up with my closest friends. I just wanted you all to know your very loved and very appreciated by me:) PS Thank you all again for helping me out too many to name but you know who you are:) Bloody Kisses Mina
Psykosis
Greetings Ebildoers! This will come out of nowhere for pretty much everyone. . . but I got an "intimate" piercing back in July. . . We took out the piercing on the 3rd of this month. We meant to size it, so we could possibly get a CBR or maybe a curved barbell, being that it's fully healed. Anyway, we discovered it was 10 gauge. We came back home, and after some "experimenting" without it, we couldn't get it back in. After a solid hour plus (with all kinds of weird ideas to help get it in), we finally gave up. We temporarily replaced it with a smaller gauge barbell, worried that the hole would close up. After work yesterday I went by the piercing parlor to get the tapered guide I'd need to put it back in. Padric tells me straight up that this will hurt more than the actual piercing. He was not kidding. He also said he'd take it much slower than the piercing took, as the skin there is meant to stretch & retract quickly. Well of course, look at what skin we're talking about.
Ain't That A Bitch!
My hot water isn't working. That sucks. How am I supposed to do anything? I want to wash the dishes, but I don't want to wash them in cold water.... ick. Oh well. Guess I'll call the maintenance. I wonder if this is classified as an "emergency" Ok, well, I called and someone else already reported it.... so they already sent someone out... hopefully they get it fixed tonight, and I can get a nice hot shower in the morning. So, for those of ya'll that are very worried and following the saga... lol, as if anyone gives a damn. Anyway, it's working... Yay!!!!
Vote 4 Antonio
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Speak
I gotta speak on this, Where did I go wrong? I accepted all the blame, Beat myself down,cause you're gone. Tasted all your razorblades, Took your abuse with a smile. Danced on your fingertips, With you laughing all the while. Gave all I had to give, Shut my world down for you. Why did I get involved, Why couldn't you see it through? What didn't I do for you? Put on the happy face, That you expected from me. I asked you no questions, About what I'd heard or seen. I burned myself,made fire for you, I ground my pride to dust. Forgave all that was you, Sacrificed my trust. But that wasn't good enough......... And now I hear from you, It's been so,so long You burned all your bridges down So you say we went wrong, But where did I go wrong? So I send you on your way, a single tear is all I see. It's not you that I'm afraid of, It's the fool that dwells in me, The man I can no longer be............ Good-bye.......
Cops
I was taking a ride today and I saw a bike coming up quick behind me. I always look to see what make and model it is. If it is a Harley I usually blow its fenders off. This bike looked like a HD bagger so I rolled the throttle and decided to leave this dude miles behind me. There was a lot of traffic so triple digit speeds were hard to keep. The bike Finally caught up to me and to my surprise it was a bike cop. LOL DOH! I was thinking I was kinda in deep shit but I figured if he was going to pull me over he would have. I always look for the POE POE and I forgot about the damn bike COPS. This COP pulled up next to me and I yielded to him a few feet, I stayed to his right side a few feet back. We were riding together for about a mile or 2 then he picked up the pace. Traffic broke and he decided to get on it. So f00k it I got on it too. I thought he was testing me so I remained a tad behind him but I knew my Baby would eat him up but I decided to let him have the lead. After all he
Supermarket
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 7. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 8. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 9 Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department. 10. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13. When an announcement comes o
Stupid A**holes
Ok, so far tonight I have talked to two very beautiful girls who have recently gotten their hearts broken and listening to their stories has made me sad and also made me realize some things. Both of the girls are outrageously gorgeous and very nice people and I have no clue why a guy would ever break up with either one of them or treat them the way the guys did. One of the girls was getting abused and the other girl got pregnant. Anyway, guys that abuse women are nothing but worthless pieces of s****. They do not deserve anyone. The girl who was getting abuse was going to beauty pagents and she is not stuck up like a lot of other girls that compete in beauty pagents. I got the chance to talk to her for a while tonight and she is a really nice person with a great personality. She really loves him even though he is abusive. She is willing to take him back if he changes. He is not going to change, even if he does he is going to change back to the way he was most likely. I feel reall
Another One From A Friend
I looked forward to sleep. Sometimes I dream, and you are there. And then I realize, Here's the reality of my life I've come to hate. Careless whispers heated the coldness of my smile. Once upon a time, Long sexy strokes of confidence coloured my skin, Because then, You were there. I don't know if I'll ever forget How you made everything to me Seem complete. You were the passion underneath the harshness of those tidal waves. They used to sink me and drown me. And then, You gave your breath to me, And then I tasted the sweet flavor of life. Now, I need to break the intricate web, You have woven around me. Safety cradles me like a soft lullaby. But then, That was the only song I wanted to hear. And then, you threw it away. Bittersweet sensations, Lingered like an unwanted scar. You hid me far away from the painful truth, And then You tossed your heart high into the nighttime sky. Far enough, I cried because I couldn't see it. Now, I look forward to sleep.
9/4/07
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Welfare Poem
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, 'You come no more, We send cash right to your door.' Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got plenty money, Thanks to you, American dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come fast as you can.' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, Now I buy his house, and then I say, 'Find more aliens for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, to o, draw the welfare cash! Everything is very good, And soon we own the neighborhood.
Staring A New Project. Vera Needs A Makeover ;-)
I've been needing a new project while my garden rests for the summer. One that has my mind going was my SKS and its need for a better stock. The folding stock wasnt doing it for me. It is too unbalanced, plus pushes the 922(R) compliance issues. ATI has a sweet synthetic stock called the Monty Carlo that just came in the mail..or actually UPS. I'm going to switch out with. Another problem has been my detachable magazines. Pretty much any version you buy aftermarket are total crap. No matter what the site or salesman says. I have every size from 5 rounds to 40rnd. The "Hollywood" 40rnd bannana clip dropped right the fuck out of my receiver the first day I took it to the range. Which is very embarassing ;-) A few months later I ordered a 2 slightly used. Chi-Com, 20rnd fixed mags. 1 for me and 1 for my bro. Has the cool Star on the side...yes. lol Tonight I'm bringing them all together to see how they all fit together and visualize the next steps to finalize Vera's makeover. K
What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means" Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Wedding Bells!
We went to PA over the weekend to visit my sister. we got some time away from everyone and I popped THE qeustion.... she said yes! The date is set for Feb. 23 and plans are coming along... After 3 yrs together, we are finally going to make it legal,lol Laterz All ~work~
What A Girl Wants
WHAT A GIRL WANTS A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO HOLD HER TIGHT A GIRL WANTS SOMEONE TO TRUST. A GIRL WANTS TO GET KISSED AND HUGGED A GIRL WANTS A MAN NOT A BOY A GIRL WANTS HER MAN TO BE HER BEST FRIEND A GIRL WANTS TO MAKE LOVE NOT FUCK A GIRL WANTS FOR HER MAN TO GRAB HER HAND A GIRL WANTS TO BE HELD FROM BEHIND A GIRL WANTS TO BE NUMBER ONE NOT 2 OR 3 A GIRL WANTS LOVE AND HAPPINESS A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A PLAYA A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A LIER A GIRL SURE DON'T WANT A ASSHOLE ALL WE WANT IS TO BE RESPECTED AND LOVED
They Walk Among Us!
THEY WALK AMONG US I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to Her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someo
Opened
Ah, sweet supplicant, do not come to me opened like a flower - allow me to ask you, "please bloom." Do not freely give yourself while I am begging, wait - a moment will come, silent, and the doors nearly closed - then offer up to me all things round wet flat soft hard. In this the heart speaks: wanted ungiven, needed unrelented, now turned to me in opened petals - I am taken in. Return me to me, cherished. © All rights reserved
Vodka Prayer
**----VODKA-PRAYER----** Our vodka, Which art in optics, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our thriced distilled, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The vodka, The smirnoff and irn bru. Barmen
She Fuckin Amazes Me
She Has Not Been Able To Be On-line All Day...But She Somehow (Because I Did Not Remind Her)Finds Her Way On Tonight Against A Very Hectic Schedule In Order To make my Birthday Like No Other I've Ever Had....She Starts With Cute Little Token Gifts As We Chat In The Shout Box...But Then I Am Soon Bombarded With A Sonic Bombast Of Love,Gifts E-mails That Just Give Me Warm Fuzzys,A Sweet Profile Comment(Because She Never Forgets Nothing)...Then If All That Is Not Enough...My Cell Phone Vibrates Beside Me...I Open It And Its Her Name...The One Who Honestly Makes My Heart Skip A Beat When It Displays On My Cell Screen...I Answer It And The Voice Of An Angel Starts Singing Happy Birthday To Me...All I Can Really Remember About It Is Walking Around My House Like 1 foot Off Of The Floor (She Sooo Levitates Me)!!!.....this will be a birthday i will never forget!!.....and SHE IS THE LADY I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET.....I LOVE YOU A.R.M!!
Delicate Sculpture
Poured into this fine symmetry, silken porcelain slip - the clay of each man's dream - this delicate sculpture will outlive me. She will carry forth water to slake eternal thirsts - no man will own her, but will ask for the nectar of each soft kiss spilled from her lips. This woman, this vessel, chalice, grail - I am cast out, forever at her window, looking in - a stepchild, boy, man, beggar. She is the beginning of each journey, the destination, and all miseries and blessings in between. © All rights reserved
Linda
Hey here's a bomber that needs bombers. She is one of the ppl that's helped me a lot & is a true friend as well. She needs 14,500 comments in her giveaway. Please help if you can. Thank you, KDM
U Helped Me See What Love Was Then U Destroyed My World And Left Me To Cry At Night
i miss you and dont know what to do :[ Current mood: depressed Category: Romance and Relationships I feel kinda depressed and dont know why I am missing the guy I am in love with and he dont even know how much and I believe he dont even care. He says he loves me, but his actions and the way he talks to me tell me that he dont and could care less if I died right there next to him and he would just walk over me with out thinking twice about it. It is my fault that we are not together I let my anger get the best of me and now he acts like he dont care and never did. If he never loved me then I was to in love by myself to see the lies. All the late night phone calls, falling asleep on the phone and not talking for hours just lying there listening to each other breath was just so he could brake my heart later when he was tired of me? All the kisses and hugs, all the times he said I love you were they a game to you? They were so real to me it hurts to thin
Grandpa
You always taught me how to love and cherish every passing moment because you never know when its going to slip away. If I take it for granted I could lose my world in the Blink of an Eye. You are the reason I wake up and breathe everyday. You are the reason I can go out into this cold, fucked up world and survive. You taught me how to be strong and stand up for myself and my beliefs. I cherish every passing moment I got to spend with you, you taught me everything. You are my strength and the reason I keep on keeping on. You are my soul, heart and passion in all that I do. You are my everything and when you died, I died too. I don't know how to survive without you there to help me. You will live on forever in my memory... Grandpa, I Love You and Miss You so much! by Lucky to be Irish
Cheese And Fu***** Rice!
Well then... Maybe I need to not post or comment MUMMS... that's where the retarded drama starts. I ask a simple question, one a friend says is probably one of the most legit he's seen all day and get ppl being ignorant... I post a comment on MUMM that specifially asks for opinions and the "MILF", as she calls herself, shouts me getting all defensive b/c I am younger and probably understand her kids feelings better than she does.... No wonder it's a problem...she won;t think about her kdis instead of herself. GRRRRR. I care too much to not respond....stupid me.
9000to Level
SHOW SOME LOVE HOOTIE@ fubar
Who Cares
good people...oxymoron. more like a wolf in sheeps clothing. hurting someone intentionally i think is the worst part. why the fuck is it so easy to hurt me? cause i let you? cause i opened up and tried to know you? so call it my fault if u have to. to feel better about your lousy life im guessing. not caring about what youre out there spreading. lies and filth is what youve been collecting. dish it out and cant take it, youre pathetic. rambling is what i do best, trust me. lovin is all i wanna do to people who care for me. so let me care, you can care back. heal my mind from all this poison in my life. never shouldve said goodbye when i was offered the help i needed. theres no way to back so i guess im fucked...which im guessin is why these dark clouds are my new shelter and this haze is my new reality...to my friends im sry...maybe u did know best. not sure where im goin but its gotta better than where ive been.
9000to Level
show some love HOOTIE@ fubar
How Long?
I am losing myself in the maze of her - giving giving giving; around each new corner - old corners; new turn - old turns. I am uncertain - oh, to find her in the middle at the end somewhere anywhere here. How long? My words are failing me in the brightness of her smile voice laughter - I am mere mortal now, not some artist god king - only a man in love and famished, starved for the touch of her. Am I disappearing in the shadow of this unseemly need? How long? © All rights reserved
Cherry Pie
Babydoll's wearing fuck-mes, feeling just as fine as she looks, looking just as good as it gets, getting every eye, every guy - she's sweet as cherry pie - I just want to be her whipped topping. She sashays by the seashore, shameless - legs up to hips round to curves and cups overflowing - oh my god... over here... Come to me, walk on me, abuse me with those dark eyes while I die in the dark shadow cast by your tra-la-la. © All rights reserved
Spider
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, I smacked him with the new paper and kncocked him the **** out, I scooped up the spider and put him in the toilet and the itsy bitsy spider went through the water pipes
The Slapper!
DO people think I am stupid enough to think some random chicks is sending me drink and it is not part of a plan? Don't send me emails and drinks saying things like Hey BABY I miss you, or Hey baby I need you. I dont know you bunch of hoes and I dont want too. I know that I pissed your little friend off and now this is an act of revenge. DO you think I dont know you send me a friends so you can rip my friends only pictures. And please feel free to tell my wife anything you want. 99 percent of the time I am on here she is right next to me and sees everything that needs to be seen. I have said it before, I am not on here for a one night stand, relationship, Sex,( I am married). How ever if you want to hang with a guy that is real and sincere then I am the Man. I dont bullshit and I dont lie. I got a big mouth, an ya someone needs to shut it from time to time! Then there are times I got to shut someone else the fuck up! i I have a big chip on my shoulder and I wear my heart on my slee
My Poetry
(This is the piece I was published for) Title: So Tired I am so tired. Tired of the lies, Tired of the anger, Tired of the sadness. I'm just so tired. Let me go now, Let me sleep. Maybe when I awaken I'll know how not to weep. Please take away the pain you've caused me. Please . . . Please . . . Just let me sleep. I am so tired. Title: Cold and Alone My eyes open And look around, As my ears focus On that lost sound... Those three words, Once heard so often, Are now a memory I wish could be forgotten. Searching now, Frantically for reason, Some purpose, or direction To get through this painful season... Another moment in life, Another reason to cry, Another moment to be forgotten, Another reason to die, Sitting in silence, Always wondering why? Why didn't you love me? Why couldn't you try? You always said it, But I found it was a lie... You never loved me, Now the river has run dry. You took pleasure in the fact That I
Lady Death And Her Wicked Story
Back in the early 13th century, when she was passing for human, Lady Death's name was Hope. She was the daughter of Matthias, whose ancestors 666 generations back had been among Lucifer's fallen angels; and Marion, a woman so pure and good her lineage went all the way to Heaven itself. Hope grew up with Mom, who died when she was in her teens, so she went to stay with Dad. But he was so hard to live with, her ancestral home, Hell, seemed more attractive. There, she got caught up in centuries-old conspiracies and machinations, and wound up ruling the place, but because of a curse couldn't return to Earth as long as anyone lived here. That's why she adopted everybody's death as a personal goal. Lady Death was first seen in Evil Ernie #1, a comic book about a super-powered, undead homicidal maniac, dated December, 1991. She'd been the impetus behind Ernie's drive to annihilate everybody, appearing in his dreams to offer her more-than-ample charms in return for his effort. The story was
Bomb Me Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend needs help in this Happy hour givaway. :P:P:P So please please please people click on her pic and help her out with one rate and 10 to 20 comments each :) show this great person some love:):):)cause she helps every one and now its time to help her back she deserve it all :):):) and tell her that Wild Cat sent you.... luv y'all :P:P have a marvelous day! hugs and kisses WildCat
Radio Time
Ok so you all know I don't do lounges, this one's different! Yes, it's a radio station lounge, but it's laid back and mellow with some kick ass tunes!! So click that purty pic up there and join! Not into lounges? Not a problem! Click below to visit the station's home page and tune in that way!
Just To Lie Beside You
I wanted just to lie beside you, look into your eyes and whisper things a man should say to the woman he loves - but you were lighting fires in me. I was forced to move to you, to wrap my naked flesh around you, feel your breasts brushing up against my chest. Then your lips on me, my neck, my nipples, down below where the flames were rising rising rising - oh, your mouth surrounding me, my god, I love you - not because of this, but everything. Like crayons, melting, mixing into one bright color - crying out, I lift you to me, slide to you, inside of you, all of you a gift to me. Now the crashing of my hips to yours, your nipples hard, and wetness dripping - your hair in tangles - touching like this is sublime. My arms around you, hands slipped down - I push you to me harder deeper - slowly I am you are me. And I am surging into you and nearly there, oh, almost there. Come with me! My mouth now suckles you, you
The Next Few Days
JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW,, TOMORROW NIGHT MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO BE COMING TO VISIT ME, SO I WILL NOT BE ON HERE VERY MUCH FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS OR SO. I LOVE YOU ALL,,AND WILL CATCH UP WITH EVERYONE ON SUNDAY OR MONDAY. STAY PROUD 14/88 XXXXX
Fuck Me....
Im taking a good friends advice...she said put yourself out there...well i cant do a blast or anythin so i figured i would put up a blog....NEED SOME LOVE PLEASE!!!! LMAO! And of course any love given to me will be returned! RATE, FAN, COMMENTS, anything...
Completely
We will marry in each other's arms tonight, alone beneath the moon and stars - wed by the moment of our spiritual union, the giving of ourselves completely. Each kiss will be a sacrament, and as I taste your skin, as I enter you (always wanting to be deeper), we will be as one organism - we will be blessed. This bed becomes our chapel and our flesh will repeat the only vows we ever need. © All rights reserved
Wanna Fuck?
I would be too if I was sitting on my Fubar with nothing to do! Come talk to us on D.E.S.! Right now we're talking about new developments in: evolution, legal rights of unmarried couples, mini skirts, the KKK, Chris Benoit, hockey, and red heads! Don't worry about fitting in or being a certain way. Just be yourself, and try it out. Come talk to me!
Skaters
made this blog to fnd people to skate with or talk about skating
The Jack
This place is boring. I need some friends. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
In This Dream Enfolded
I imagined you here this morning, opening for me, enfolding me in soft skin and kisses - imagined the taste of your breath and your pliant breasts against me. Then, engorged, I felt your hand surround me - then sliding into you as though I belonged there - oh, I do, for all of time. Then I felt your rise and fall, moistness like dew, and the friction of your thighs against my hips. In the shadow of the first light of this morning alone, I nearly saw your face, your head lolling backwards, almost saw your nipples harden, fairly heard your wonderful moans. Just me with dreams of us, I thought of the moment together at the height - your love crying out to me as I filled you, straining to give you the last drop of me. Did you feel me in your bed, my stickiness, slackening, and breathing to you: I am here across a thousand miles? I love you. © All rights reserved
For My Mumm Commenters! :)
I just wanted to say thanx to all the comments u all left for me! See u have to see it a lil from my point of view to know y i just wanted a lil outside help! My mom passed away a few years ago but all our life she was a single mom and i was raised to never take a child away from the mother less they are in danger! It is a moral value of promises made that have kept me from takin them a few time already but with it almost final now i find myself in a mind jogg and i just wanted some outside look on it so thanks to all of you for all your helpfull comments and yes by the way my kids are my life and i fought in the Army for my family and now i just got to do a lil at home for them as well! Thanx Again! Love all the help! Romeo A.
How Do You Say Goodbye
Everytime I see you lately your less and less of the person I knew. I hate seeing you liek this hate wondering whawts gonna happen to you once the radiation and chemo start. I hate knowing that yu still beleive in this god who can allow so much pain in this world and hate myself for not being able to believe in him. All I want to do is cry but I wont because crying is for weak people. So im angry and I dont know how to get over being angry I wasted so much time hating you. So much of my life disapproving of how you lived yours. The last few years weve gotten close and now the doctors say that you will be gone soon. Im supposed to say goodbye to you. How do I do that? How to I prepare myself for this? I spend so much time lately thinking of our lives together and the things youve done. I remember when we were little and the ice cream man used to come down the street like 5 times a day we used to bug you for ice cream every time and one day you were drunk and just got sick of it.
My Reflection!
MY REFLECTION! I LOOK IN THE MIRRORAT A REFLECTION OF ME, WONDERING HOW TO CHANGE SO HE CAN SEE MY REAL BEAUTY. THE LOVE I HAVE FOR HIM TAKES OVER ANY FEELINGS I'VE EVER KNOWN, BUT HE DOES NOT CARE AND THIS HE HAS SHOWN. WHY CAN'T I BE STRONG AND LET HIM BE? WHY DOESN'T ALL THE PAIN I FEEL SET ME FREE? I WANT TO FEEL THE SOFTNESS OF HIS SKIN, SEE HIS BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND HIS SMIRKY GRIN. TO SMELL THE SWEAT THAT GLISSENS DOWN HIS FACE, TO FEEL HIS SEXY BODY MAKES MY HEART SKIP A PACE. JUST JUST AS MY DREAM WAS ABOUT TO COME TRUE, HE SAYS THROUGH THE MIRROR, ITS HER, NOT YOU! MY DREAM, MY SWEET DREAM FOR WHICH I WAS AWOKE, LOVE YOU HA!HA! HE LAUGHS AND SAYS WHAT A JOKE. AND SO MY HEART I MUST BE TRUE, AND GO ON LOVA DREAM THAT NEVER WAS REALLY YOU. BY CICI34
Beauty In The Breakdown
Welcome to fubar, Kat. Not much to say... I still haven't figured out what I want to say/post about... I am here, I am alive, and that is a feat in itself. I am grateful for today. I am grateful for my tomorrow. That is all.
True Love
HAVE U EVER FELT AN EMOTION, THAT LEAVES YOU ACHING IN YOUR HEART? AN EMOTION THAT SOMETIMES TICKLES AND OTHER TIMES RIPS YOUR HEART APART. THIS DAMNING EMOTION THAT YOU FIGHT FOR THE WORDS TO EXPLAIN, AND SOMETIMES JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND COMPLAIN. AN EMOTION OF SMILES, AND SOME FULL OF TEARS, A SIGH OF COMFORT,AND ALOT OF FEARS. THAT FILLING EMOTION OF JOY,AND LAUGHTER, THAT DREAM OF HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THAT ONE EMOTION CALLED LOVE, SOME WITH AND SOME WITHOUT. THAT ONE TRUE LOVE, SOMEONE,SOMEWHERE U JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT. SO THINK ABOUT IT AND TELL YOUR TRUE LOVE THAT IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING YOU SHARE TOGETHER, CAUSE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU NOTHING LAST FOREVER! P.S. DEDICATED FOR YOU ALL AMERICAN REJECT BY: CICI34
Mailmans Last Day Of Work
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of ste
My Philosophy On Life
Never feel underestimated by your enemies. Don't let others intimidate you for who you really are. Become the intimidator. Becoming your own leader is the true path in life. Being a follower leads to being a slave. Don't be a follower. Take the bull by the horns. Don't let the bull horns take you. I'm a complex person with a complex life. Never be too soft in this world. You only live once. Live your life to the fullest. Drive hard. Live hard. Be hard-core. Once you get in the pit, stay in the pit. Don't walk out. Keep fighting! Don't bite the dust. In this world, it is hard to trust. Trust only the ones closest to you. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer. Live your American dreams inspite of the criticism you recieve. Let no one drag you down in life. It's a weakness. This is my life. Think you can handle it? If you can't handle the path I'm on, go home and stay home!
Virgo
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Michelle
Wow where should i start...hmmm well this is going to be short and sweet...Come November 1st, My VIP will expire and i'll be no longer on Fubar. It has been Grand It has been Fun..But like the heading states There Comes A Time For All Endings. Been on here for 1 yr and 5 mo and i've met a bunch of wondeful people...Nikki,Bulldog,Mysticwolf76,CrazySane, Biggfish,And so on...so many of you to name..A special thank you and luvs to Everyone who is Military!!! Past Present and Future,I'll miss you alot. If anyone has myspace out there or msn...y'all can reach me on those myspace.com/wickedtabu tabu_01@msn.com Thank you alot for a wonderful year and half... love always Michelle...aka..tabu
Salutesssssssss
(Ok here is something new) (Lets see what happens)(Sexy Salutes. Id love to get some sexy salutes. For what i mean is, Take a sexy photo with my name posted, Id do the same in return, Lets see if I get any :P )
Show Him Your Hooters
THE MAD MAN IS BACK THATS RIGHT DJ JOKER IS BACK AND READY TO MELT IT DOWN!!!!!! YOU REQUEST IT AND I WILL PLAY IT !!!!! CLICK THE PIC AND COME ON IN TO THE ALL NEW EXTREME "X" /i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb151/streetstock/Skullbig.jpg"border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" /> NOW GET YOUR'E ARSES IN HERE AND SHOW ME YOUR'E HOOTERS!!!!!!!!
Climb On The Small Bus Midnight Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Cleveland,oh
76 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B
Rip Pavarotti
5/sept 07 we lost luciano pavarotti
Souls In Motion
Souls in motion A long lingering kiss Slowly long and deep The softest touch Hands tracing curves Your scent beneath my nose Your breath warm upon my neck Skin softly laying against skin Finger tracing lips Tongue twirling in slow motion Wetness lingering Passionate flames Wanton pleasures Screaming out a name Writhing from the explosion Erotic fantasy made Calm and serenely laying Soul in motion once again
Two Weeks Left
Well I leave for training in two weeks, then deploy to iraq, starting to get a little nervious...not scared its just im in the navy, i joined the navy for a reason......NO BULLETS. I work on airplanes for Christ sakes, but hey i volenteered, so i guess i shouldnt bitch. But my brother who is currently in iraq..USMC.. tells me a suicide bomber almost killed him today, so naturally i am freaking out. Everyone thinks its always going to happen to someone else...wel fuck that. Im going over there for a year, and my bro has only been there for 5 mths....WTF AND PEOPLE SAY WE MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY
Missin The One I Love
i miss everyday havin him here to curl up with. i miss his kisses and his touch. he is my world. i love him. i hate that he's stuck in iraq so far from me and the baby. this blows.
The Loss Of A Wonderful Vocalist
Today, or should i say Wednesday, the world lost one of its best Tenors ever - Luciano Pavarotti has passed away after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer. Many people today have no appreciation for opera, they dont understand the complexity of it, the years of training it takes to be able to sing with such power and strength, the beauty of something so pure. This is just one more thing that is going to cause yet another wonderful for of music and entertainment to be pushed further into the background. If you have never heard Pavarotti sing then dont be close minded - take 2 minutes out of your day and take a listen to this truly magickal voice.
Lotus-eater
Tonight she is a hatha-pretzel, salted and I am a lotus-eater, high from the scent of her perspiration and the taste of her ruddy cheeks sticky neck and each breast blessed with firmness roundness - ripe to my lips lingering. I want to leave myself inside her, hear her breath in bursts and hiccoughed delight while I am buried in the break of her neck and she is nibbling suckling bubbling over onto my shoulder. She must kiss me hard and deep as I am squeezing warm seed into the wet garden soft thighs wrapped across my hips - I will read her poetry by the glow of our spent love, written from the rapture of this divine entanglement. © All rights reserved
Weapons In America
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++= "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~ Thomas Jefferson FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicia
My Hero
Two years have passed... two long years.. and six more months to go.... my brother sits behind bars because of two people he though he could trust and turned out that they stabbed him in the back... my hero sits behind bars because he trusted someone and they screwed him over.... he sits there because he was nice...... no one understands the pain... no one understands the tears... no one really understands anything... i cry because i miss my hero... i cry because i hurt for him... i cry because i dont have anyone to turn to right now... i cry because my rock is gone... i cry because i am mad... i cry because i am hurt... i cry..... i cried for what seemed like hours on monday when i had to look at him and say bye and hug him knowing that i was walking out there and he couldnt... i cried because he is my big brother and yeah he made his mistakes but he is human... my hero sits in that place day after day and it kills me to know this... it hurts me so.... i wish there was something i cou
The Finest Poetry
I wrote the finest poetry with my lips upon your milky skin through this, the only night I have been alive - tiny words nibbled in your soft neck and down your delicious shoulder, a stanza across each warm breast, moist words wandering over the smooth flesh of your belly and down to the verse I was born to write - rapturous art, sacred psalms in perfect rhythm through the wet doors of your magnificent chapel. No woman will ever know these words the way I have given them to you, nor any man sing a song as pure. © All rights reserved
And Yet Another Thing That Makes My Blood Boil
It's now official. By 2050 whites will be the minority race in the United States. When the Census of 2050 is completed the Census Bureau estimates that the white race will become a minority in the United States. Hispanics will be the dominant race. African Americans will remain the third prevalent ethnic group in America. The question is, will the middle class white male (who already is an unrecognized minority in America) qualify for set asides, a preferential quota system and, on Capitol Hill, a "Congressional White Caucus?" The census prediction estimates that the white population will grow about 7% while the Hispanic population will increase by 194%. The dramatic increase in Hispanics is not due to procreation. Hispanics have a higher birth rate than any other ethnic segment of the population (an average of 3 live births per family compared to two for Whites and African Americans). But it will be the influx of both legal and illegal Hispanics of childbearing years that will tilt
White Chocolate Skin
I imagine the taste of your white chocolate skin, and the scent of your freshly washed hair, my face nuzzled to your neck and, yes, I am flushed with love desire need - oh, come to me unkempt, from your hot bath and let me clothe you in my own skin. Let me lay down with you and whisper my hands down your neck, across your newly-clean breasts and brush lightly the fine hairs leading to your moist heaven. Allow me moments kissing you above beneath between - then pull me by the hair to your warm lips, long and tender , turn me, sit across me, look down into my eyes. Guide me into you and up against the place inside where you keep the tingles and your shivering ecstasy. Leave me there forever. © All rights reserved
Pain
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers. You just breath deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can me managed, but sometimes pain gets you when u least expect it, hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't out run it, and life allways makes more.
Loneliness
As I lay here, the ever so constant and lingering pain in my chest desperately longs to rid of the cold ache, infamously known as loneliness. My pillow holds up a troubled mind, as my blankets keep my loneliness warm. A deep hard, but held back feeling of escaping emotions stays not far from my mouth, but stays in the place that bears all pain, anger, and lost lonely sanity. Another shed of my tears does nothing, for no one knows of my cries or misery, leaving me with nothing but dehydrated eyes. Why should one have to feel such a desperate longing for completion? For it is not a great thing to have to look forward to
Drunk Dizzy Stumbling
I'm grain liquor drunk dizzy stumbling in with her, her soft hands melting into the skin of my back my chest my... ...oh my Lord I love this feeling feeling her flesh against me, gone in gusts of her sweet breath warm across my neck. We are smiling through our kisses slowly slowly swaying to some inner rhythm roiling - I could take her touches everywhere I go. I'm going to try. © All rights reserved
The Ahole List!!
go punk this dude with all your might he called me all kinds of nasty names and stuff. give him all ya got! http://www.fubar.com/user/698949 here's an example of what he has said... michaelftw81: youre a fuckin joke you lying cunt of a bitch michaelftw81: oh it works now michaelftw81: lmfao michaelftw81: what ever u say u fat cunt...all kinds of free porn on the internet...good luck gettign rid of my account u nasty cunt liar
Any One Like To Play Games...
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Website
Here is my website, let me know what you think http://www.wwamateurs.com/luscious/mainpage.htm
I Make Money So Easy
How I Turned Just $40.00 Little Dollars Into $12,000.00 Per Month Every Month DATE: September 6th 2007 From the Desk of: Ray T. Occupation: Internet Entrepreneur/Ebay Store Owner/Ebook Writer Etc. Years In Business: 11 years (making a living online since Feb. 1996) Reason For Ad: To Make Money While Helping YOU make money. Hello Fellow Internet Opportunity Seeker, Let me start off by explaining that if you want to make money online, you must spend money. I'm a man of honesty and if you are anything like me, your tired of seeing all of these new video and audio presentations trying to take you off of the real question at hand. You simply want to know these three things: 1. How much does it cost to get started? Answer ($40.00) 2. How much additional money do I need to make money Today/Tonight? (Nothing at all! Just go blog and simply explain that you have really found the quickest and cheapest way to make money with no website of your own and w
So What If I Just Wanna Fuck??
ok, so since i'm not at a level that i can make a mum (and why do i feel like i'm playing WoW again??) i'm just gonna do a blog about this.... feel free to comment whatever. so i have this (now) ex that started as an online long distance thing. things didn't go so well, and i ended it. mainly, she says she was scared or whatever, but now, after i've moved on mentally, she wants to make a real attempt. i personally am over it, but she's bound and determined to "prove to you that i'm willing to make you my priority." well, this goes up to and including sex. i've told her more than once that if we hook up, it won't mean to me what it means to her. to me, it'll be sex. she seems convinced that it will bring me back to her. she has even hinted at bringing a friend along to join us. sounds good to me, but then i'm an OTR (over the road) driver and haven't had my ashes properly hauled in a couple months. but i KNOW that if she pushes the issue i'll cave and fuck her. now, the question
Angelbaby
I started dating again and I figured out i am to old to play head games... I Just want to find someone to share all that life has to offer .. But how to go about finding that special some one ........Anyone have any ideas plz write back angelbaby
Hawaiian Words Of Wisdom
Ua mau ke ea o ka `aina i ka pono. The life of the land is preserved in righteousness. (Motto of State of Hawaii) He kehau ho`oma`ema`e ke aloha. Love is like a cleansing dew. The cleansing power of aloha can soothe and heal. Hurt, pain, and suffering yield to aloha's healing power. Ua ola no i ka pane a ke aloha. There is life in a kindly reply. Though one may have no gift to offer to a friend, a kind word or a friendly greeting is just as important. Mai ho`oni i ka wai lana mâlie. Do not disturb the water that is tranquil. Let the peaceful enjoy their peace. A`ohe pau ka `ike i ka hâlau ho`okâhi. All knowledge is not taught in one school. `A`ohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha. Distance is ignored by Love. Ua ola loko i ke aloha. Love gives life within. Love is imperative to one's mental, physical, emotional and spiritual welfare. Aloha mai no, aloha aku; o ka huhu ka mea e ola `ole ai. When love is given, love should be returned; anger is the
Iz The Man And His Music
n Dis Life For all I've been blessed with in my life There was an emptiness in me I was imprisoned by the power of gold With one kind touch you've set me free Chorus: Let the world stop turning Let the sun stop burning Let them tell me love's not worth going through If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart The only dream that mattered had come true In this life, I was loved by you. For every mountain I have climbed Every raging river crossed You were the treasure that I longed to find Without your love I would be lost. I know that I won't live forever But forever I'll be loving you. IZ will never be a WuZ in our lives. Our memories of this kind and gentle soul are kept fresh and alive by singing his songs along with him. Perhaps, you too would like to do the same? These lyrics were compiled as a commemoration of the first anniversary of IZ's release "from the surly bonds of Earth." They are presented here for your personal and e
All My Fubar Friends
Thank you for all the ratings, gifts and invites.. I am doing my best to return the favor. If I missed someone please let me know. Have A Good Day! Aloha!! Mahalo!!
Climb On The Small Bus 6 Am Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Ft. Wayne,in
85 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B
Great Pleasures
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDTlwq532M
How Many Ways To Say "i Love You"
Apache = Sheth she~n zho~n Cheyenne = Ne mohotatse Chickasaw = Chiholloli Hopi = Nu' umi unangw'ta Mohawk = Konoronhkwa Navajo = Ayor anosh'ni Sioux = Techihhila Zuni = Tom ho' ichem Arabic = Ana Behibek (male to female) Ana Ahebak (formal) Ana Bahibak (female to male) Armenian = yes kez shat em siroom Assyr = Az tha hijthmekem Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) = Saya cinta mu Bangladeschi = Ami tomake valobashi Basque = Nere maitea Bavarian = I mog di Bengali = Aami tomaake bhaalo baashi Bisaya = Nahigugma ko nimo Bolivian = Quechua Qanta munani Bosnian = Ja te volim (formal) volim-te (informal) Brazilian = (Portuguese) Eu te amo Bulgarian = Obicham te Burmese = Chit pa te Cantonese = Ngo Oi Nei Chinese = gnoy oy na Goi Oi Lei (Hongkong) Wa Ai Li (Taiwanese) Danish = Jeg elsker dig Dutch = Ik hou van jou English = I love you Esperanto = Mi amas vim Estonian = Mina armastan s
R.i.p
Well, im a miss seeing u everday, u will always be in my thoughts, sad seeing u go at such a young age, i will always remember you, love you peanut.
Luciano Pavarotti
By ALESSANDRA RIZZO, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 27 minutes ago ROME - Luciano Pavarotti, whose vibrant high C's and ebullient showmanship made him the most beloved and celebrated tenor since Caruso and one of the few opera singers to win crossover fame as a popular superstar, died Thursday. He was 71. His manager, Terri Robson, told the AP in an e-mailed statement that Pavarotti died at his home in Modena, Italy, at 5 a.m. local time. Pavarotti had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year and underwent further treatment in August. "The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic cancer which eventually took his life. In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness," the statement said. Speaking from inside Pavarotti's home, which was guarded by police, Pavarotti's assistant Edwin Tinoco told Sky TG 24 television that Pavarotti's final da
Sorry Ladies
Sorry Ladies, I know I haven't been much of a friend latly. Especially to one very deserving Bonita. Been busy with work and the seperation issues. Hope to have more time soon for you all. Till then enjoy all you can.
Lost
The old saying goes "it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all" I say bull shit!! It hurts! It hurts even more when it is your fault. And even more than that when it was because of your own stupidity. Sometimes we see and hear things and just react to it. Not taking the time to step back and really evaluate what you are doing. In hind sight (rear view 20/20) you realize that you made a big mistake. But you are commited to that course now. You said things you shouldnt have, you acted the wrong way (or reacted the wrong way) and the person you affected is gone. You try to see if that could be any different but you realize that the other person was so affected by your words, your actions, that it is just too late. So now things feel uncomfortable. You try to talk but are worried about what you are saying. You want to scream about your mistake but cant. You want to express your feelings but there is no acceptance of it, no true belief. So you start
Hahahaha
I laugh at you.
As I Wander Through Life...
I find myself wandering through this labyrinth of life wondering were I would be had I made different choices along the way. It is then that I unconsciously take a step back and realize that my life (as I know it) would be so different than it is had I choose another turn at any point. Would I enjoy or want that side path more than the one I chose? With the wealth of experiences, emotions, knowledge and wisdom I have amassed (oh, and and useless information - LOL) would be so different than what I know and feel today. Who can honestly say that a different decision along the way would have altered their life for either better or worse. It is the domino effect of events in our lives that is directly impacted and as such - our entire cycle of life's events, not a specific event. Life leads us all down varied paths and quite often they cross another's (for better or worse) but the sum of all these interactions is what shapes our lives as a whole. Much as a ripple in a pool of water travel
Survey Errors
WHATS UP WITH GETTING 1/3, 1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH THE DAMN SURVEY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT ERRORS. (NOW I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT QUALIFYING TO TAKE THE SURVEY)THEN IT WON'T LET YOU REFRESH OR GO BACK SO YOU LOSE ALL THE TIME AND EFFORT YOU HAVE PUT FORTH SO FAR. (NOT TO MENTION THAT THE PREPARERS GOT THE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALREADY ANSWERED. THIS HAPPENS VERY FREQUENTLEY AND I FOR 1 AM TIRED OF NOT GETTING ANY POINTS AFTER GETTING OVER 13,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE WAY THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU SHOULD GET SOME CREDIT FOR EACH ANSWER AND YOUR TIME SPENT. AFTER ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SPONSORED THE DAMN SURVEY GOT 1/3,1/2 OR 3/4s OF THE ANSWERS THEY WERE LOOKING FOR. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM IT WOULD SEEM. I HAVE SEEN MUMMS ABOUT THIS SO IT'S HAPPENING FREQUENTLY. EVERY KEY STROKE IS RECORDED SO THEY KNOW WHERE YOU WERE IN THE DAMN SURVEY. THEY SHOULD AWARD POINTS ACCORDINGLY. IT TAKES QUITE SOME TIME TO EVEN TAKE SOME
Vehnillamasochist
I had no idea there was a blog on this thing... slowly but surely I am learning this site... So I just wanted to test out the blog thing so I will catch ya'll later. Neela Out
Globalization
What is Globalization? Finally, a definition of globalization one can understand and to which one can relate Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian
I Am So Happy
I am happy. I am currently with this really great guy that I met on here. He is absolutely great to me and my kids and he is so sweet. I am happy I joined Fubar and met him. My parents also love him to death. They think he is great. My parents have never liked a guy I've been with this much. They even let him stay the weekends with me. Go figure. Hope everyone else is having a great day. I'm just sitting here being bored to death.lol.
Fly The Flag
FLY THE FLAG Campaign 9-11-07 THE PROGRAM IS THIS: On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terr
Vegas: The Epicenter For Prositution
Vegas the epicenter of North American prostitution? Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, but a new book says Las Vegas is a magnet for human trafficking for prostitution. The book, released Wednesday, says women and children are brought here from other states, as well as, from all over the world for legal and illegal prostitution. "Women are moved for sale to buyers in Las Vegas." Dr. Melissa Farley says Las Vegas is the epicenter of North American prostitution and human trafficking. Farley spent two years researching and writing her new book: Prostitution and Trafficking in Nevada: Making the Connections. She says her research dispels myths that legalizing prostitution decreases organized crime, rape rates, sex trafficking, or disease. And she doesn't see a difference between legal or illegal prostitution. "Legal prostitution does not protect women from the violence, the verbal abuse, physical injury or diseases, such as HIV, that occur in illegal prostitution,"
Toddler, 2, Left In Car
Toddler, 2, left in car at brothel parking lot. An Oregon man is in custody after allegedly leaving his 2-year-old daughter in a car in 95-degree heat in the parking lot of a brothel east of Reno. The Storey County sheriff's office said Lucien Hoffman of Bend, Oregon, was being held in the country jail in lieu of $40,000 bail on charges of child neglect. Hoffman told deputies he was attending a function at the Mustang Ranch brothel off Interstate 80, 15 miles east of Reno. A brothel security guard found the child crying inside the car and took her indoors until authorities arrived. The toddler was treated for dehydration and released to the Nevada Division of Child and Family Services.
First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He
Some Of My Favorite Movie Quotes
Some Movie Quotes (In No Particular Order) 1. "Welcome To The Party Pal" - Die Hard (1988) 2. "I've Came Here To Chew Bubblegum And Kick Ass, And I'm All Out Of Bubblegum" - They Live (1988) 3. "Yo, She-Bitch! Let's Go!" - Army Of Darkness (1993) 4. "We Named The Dog Indiana" - Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989) 5. "There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World. It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours" - The Princess Bride (1987) 6. "It's 106 Miles To Chicago, We've Got A Full Tank Of Gas, Half A Pack Of Cigarettes, It's Dark And We're Wearing Sunglasses" - The Blues Brothers (1980) 7. "Great, Kid. Don't Get Cocky" - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 8. "Here's Johnny" - The Shining (1980) 9. "What's A Magneto?" - X-Men (2000) 10. "Which One's Trudi? The One With All The Shit In Her Face?" - Pulp Fiction (1994) If You Have Any Movie Quotes, Please Post The Quote And The Movie Where The Quote Came From
Actor Owen Wilson Hospitalized
Owen Wilson hospitalized after suicide attempt Two celebrity tabloid magazines and websites report that actor Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide over the weekend. The National Enquirer and PerezHilton.com report that Wilson was rushed to a hospital Sunday after cutting his wrist and taking a large amount of pills. A family member found him passed out in his Los Angeles home and called 911. He is with his family and is in stable condition.
Ring Of Pain
In a new photo folder called "Ring of Pain" there are pics of a BRUTAL new, (actually old inspired), torture/execution prop I just had made that will go into my stage show. We fondly call this the 'Inquisitor's Ring of Pain" and it deals with an iron chest belt, or ring, lined with vicious spikes that is locked over my upper chest severely restricting my movements. Then torture thumbscrews are applied to my thumbs and an iron collar is locked around my neck. Trapped like this in the spiked ring I cannot drop down to hit the floor or my chest and arms will be lacerated by the spikes. To add the end all to the pain and fatality of this device 20 lbs of iron weights are then locked to the back of the neck collar causing the process of slow strangulation to begin instantly. I have to get out of it all without being torn up on the spiked ring or choking to death. Yet another fun device from Steve's lovely imagination!
Pavarotti Dies At Age 71
Luciano Pavarotti, 1935-2007 Pavarotti, In His Own Words Latest News Beloved Italian Tenor Pavarotti Dies Quotes by Luciano Pavarotti World Mourns Italian Tenor Pavarotti Pavarotti Awarded Prize in Italy Luciano Pavarotti ROME (AP) -- Luciano Pavarotti, opera's biggest superstar of the late 20th century, died Thursday. He was 71. He was the son of a singing baker and became the king of the high C's. Pavarotti, who had been diagnosed last year with pancreatic cancer, died at his home in his native Modena at 5 a.m., his manager told The Associated Press in an e-mailed statement. His wife, Nicoletta, four daughters and sister were among those at his side, manager Terri Robson said. "In fitting with the approach that characterised his life and work, he remained positive until finally succumbing to the last stages of his illness," Robson said. Pavarotti's charismatic persona and ebullient showmanship - but most of all his creamy and powerful voic
In Rememberence
Security In The Us
We as citizens of this country leave for vacation and try to come back home and we are treated as if we are the criminals when we come back. But yet we have 4000+ illegal imigrants crossing into our country and we welcoming them with open arms to give them a better life. There is something wrong with this country, I'm a patriot and believe we need to protect our own.
If We Had Sex.
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
Oops, I Did It Again.
Omg! My second blog in as many days. What the hell is wrong with me? That was rhetorical by the way, lol. For some reason, my man period is working over drive. My tolerance for certain things seems to be non-existent as of late. So, what’s my gripe today? Profiles. So, hard at work this morning as usual. (no comment please) I was glancing over a few interesting looking profiles. I seem to have noticed a cry for “read my profile, read my profile” from many people on the sight, yet when I get there, I find a page filled full of pre-done surveys or horoscopes or a ghastly link to a myspace page. But absolutely nothing written by them, about them. WTF! Here’s my point. A plea even. Write something in your damned profile. Not your life story, but a little tid bit. Maybe capture our interest with something other than a cleavage shot. Ok, I feel better. Toodles. You don’t have to go home, but you cant stay here.
~ My Lounges ~
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Oh Yeah
Hi there everyone look i know i have been slakin in my normal showin u luv everyday and all that stuff u guys know i always rate everything u do daily but til sept 13th im gonna be so busy with my contest just fyi i am in second very close to the girl in front of me if u have a couple minutes come throw me sum comments!! And just let me know if u need a favor in return!! Thanks u guys luv u muahz Just click the pic and show luv ill return it!
I Can't Believe I...
I can't believe I am about to say this... But I miss the days of the "Rate me", "fan me" and even the good ole "VOTE FOR ME" Shoutbox Days.. Now they have been replaced with the "Do you have messenger?", "Do you do phone?" and the one that I hate is ,"DO you have a cam?" In the shoutboxes. Don't you fucking think it would be a good idea.. Ohhhhhhhhh let me think.. GET TO KNOW SOMEONE FIRST? Damn nasty perverts.. Contrary to popular belief.. there are some girls here that are just on this site to have fun and chat.. with an occasional flirt. Not all of us are Fubar whores.. there are enough of those. If you want a piece of ass.. I am sure they would give it to you without question. Perverts, I tell ya.. Go stroke it and leave me alone!!! Now, thank you.. and have a happy fucking day.
What Does
O-awesome kisser R-easy to fall in love with T-you're loyal to those you love I-you are great in bed Z-always ready Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let peo
If We Had Sex
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Goat Sex..
or Bestiality new Aids myth ~ Is this what is being taught to children in Africa? Bestiality 'safe sex' says boy But the SABC interviewed at least one boy who admitted he considered bestiality as safe sex, and that he and his friends had sex with goats up to four times a week. "We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids. "We see people in the village dying every day. It's because they have slept with one another and infected each other. Goats can't get those infections. We would therefore rather have sex with them," a Grade 11 pupil told the broadcaster. "It's obvious that if I'm not sick there is nothing I can transmit to goats and goats to me. We won't become HIV-positive because goats don't get Aids. We often share the same goat and don't get each other's diseases," he said. Am I a crazy close minded person to think this is INSANE?
My Tarot Card
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?
Fucitol
I am so sick of these girls who act as if they are perfect, just what every man could ever want. And then, it turns out, when they get a guy worth a shit they go out and screw around on them. They take advantage of someone who's been restrained enough he would have done it with someone he looks at like a sister!!! Then they want to lie about the friend they opened up to! It's sick, it's twisted and I am DONE with it. I am tired of trying to run around and clean up messes. I'm not perfect, FAR FROM IT! I don't try to fit everybody's "perfect" idea, and make myself to be a chameleon. It's just ridiculous! I'm done ranting now.
Hornyscopes!
OK if this doesn't really paint a picture, not much will! I would have to say this is pretty close! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MAL
9500 To Go
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... Help please ..getting closer to the happy hour So please please please people click on the pic and help out with one rate and 10 to 20 comments if you are a bmber please bomb.
In Regards To Nsfw
I have a friend on here that was made to remove 6 pics from her profile.Now i understand the nsfw guidelines and well they common sense things,I mean we're all adults right.Now i have gone over the nsfw guidelines and can not see how these pics were nsfw maybe one possibly. All pics were if not tasteful but they were at least pics of her clothed I think some people are gettin a little overzelus about tellin on people with nsfw marks.Live and let live thats what i say so lets all be a bit more mature about markin photos and if you agree with this pass it on to a friend and tell them to pass it on. Stay true and stay real.
Packers Is The Name. Football Is The Game.
Lambardi would be so proud of these guys Tis the season to play some ball Tis the season to have a beer and cheer Make new friends far and near Rivals to the end but its all fun in here Green and Gold fans are diehard fans to the end Through thick and thin we still sell out all the tickets We love who we are because we know we are Green Bay No other colors smear the pride No other team will push us aside We are the roots of football We ARE the GREEN BAY PACKERS!
No Salutes = Goodbye
Well due to recently finding out that there are people making several accounts just to decieve people this is what im gonna do. If u do not have a salute i will delete you and from here on out if i get requests from anyone without one they will be denied.Thank you
What Does Your Last Name Say About You?
W-You are very broad minded. A-You like to drink. L-Everyone loves you. T-You're loyal to those you love. O-Awesome kisser. N-You are dead sexy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded
Names
B- You like people. R- Easy to fall in love with. I- You are great in bed. N-You are dead sexy K- You're wild and crazy Delete the other person's last name and repost this with the title "what does your last name say about you?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen..... A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D: You like to drink E : Awesome in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have very good personality and good looks I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore yOU K : You're wild and crazy. L: Everyone loves you. M : Best kisser ever. N :You are dead sexy O: Awesome kisser. A : You like to drink. P: You hangout with all populer types of people Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people
Clyde The Orangutan
O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling. "I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love m
Repost For Friend!!
its me @ fubar This guy seems to be a homophobe and when he goes through rating pics he gives all the guys 1's ladies please do me a fav and rate this guy crappy and block him thanks friends!! I love ya all!!
Another Stupid Downrater
and he deleted comments off the page as I did post about how hes stupid and that I will post a warning to all my friends. He deleted it right away. But looks like hes downrating alot of people low PsychoDragon~N~... rated your photo a '5'! PsychoDragon~N~PsychoDragon~Lady~4Ever@ fubar
Date Rape Drug .. Plzzzzzz Read!!!
> > Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects
Mobile Diarrhea Jihad
All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order for my wife. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathroom. I sur
An Old Journal Entry
Life is to short & unpredictable, One moment your walking along a sidewalk, next you could are in a hospital bed listening to loved ones and strangers pray for you. the realization that in a quick moment your whole life can change is frightening. i will never pass up an opportunity to tell a loved one i love them or feel guilty for being overprotective with myself or my children. just as easy as life is given it can be taken away. life is too short
Im Out
I AM LEAVIN THIS IS NO LONGER FUN ANYMORE AND IM SICK OF THE BULLSHIT. SORRY ...HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE DRAMA MSMAINE
Ms Maine Is No Longer In The Family!!!
MS MAINE IS NO LONGER IN THE BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID DURING THE MEETING ALL BOMBERS EXCEPT REBECCA TO COME HELP RUBIA IN THE GIVEAWAY TO GET IT DONE WITH AND NOW SHE IS TELLING EVERYONE TO JUMP BECAUSE SHE IS BEHIND AND WE WOULD HELP HER AS SOON AS WE FINISHED RUBIAS GIVEAWAY BUT THATS NOT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING SO NOW SINCE SHE IS NO LONGER FAMILY PLEASE LETS GO TO RUBIAS GIVEAWAY AND GET IT DONE TODAY!!! CANDYRAIN CO-OWNER
Derby Babee!
1. Thine house can never have too much Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets. 2. Thou shall not ask if something died in my gym bag. (That smell is my pads…seriously.) 3. Thou shall make your friends aware that if one more of them ask me if we skate topless, he's going to end up with a skate up his ass. (That goes double for the next person who asks if Derby is like professional wrestling.) 4. Thou shall not protest when I feel the need to post pics of my ass on the league's bulletin board, especially if the bruises on my ass resemble the Virgin Mary or any 'Different Strokes' cast member. 5. Thou shall remember for any birthday, anniversary, or special occasion, three words: Bones. Swiss. Bearings. 6. Thou shall not protest the fact that there are two league practices, one team practice, two committee meetings and endless hours on the bulletin board each week. (Just be glad that the girls and I haven't just rented a big house so we could be together all the time.) 7
Help Me Level :d
I am tired or being a barfly and I was hoping my friends would help me become a fubar regular so rateings and comment would be appreciated Thanks everyone
Life
Girls Cry Because..... They fell in love with the wrong person They're Mad They're Sad They're Scared They're Nervous They're Frustrated They're Missing someone They're Alone They're PMSing They're Pregnant They're tired of abusive relationships Their Heart Is broken They're in love Their souls have been torn They met someone they cant have They feel cheated They hurt so bad inside They feel unloved BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying, and you see them, don't just stand there like an ass and say you're sorry, hold them, kiss them, and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls go through more drama than you can imagine! Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them. Girls: Repost this if you're tired of dealing with the drama, and you're sick of putting up with the bullshit! Boys: Repost if you're a loving, caring, sensitive guy, who hates to se
R.i.p. Pop
For those of my friends who know me personally, know that my Father-in-Law passed away at the end of July. It was really sudden. We had told mom and Pop they could call us anytime no matter what time it was if anything happened. My husband's mother has been recooperating from an on-going illness since July of last year. We made a trip to Washington to visit them last year, and when they took us home, my mother-in-law ended up in the ICU, and has been in and out of the hospital ever since. So basically what I am trying to say is, if and when we heard from them, we were thinking it would be about his mom. Well, thankfully it wasn't, but when we got the call, it was mom telling us that Pop had died. He was diabetic, and his blood pressure kept falling. He would sit on the couch in front of the TV with a blanket around him and his space heater running just to keep warm. He got up to go to the restroom, and mom called to him wanting to ask him something, and she got worried when she didn't
Didnt Write This..but Its So My Life Right Now..
One day someone special will be gone. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of your bedroom, you might be struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one more minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Or say "I Love You." So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships .. And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, No matter what. Life is important, and so are the people we know . And so, w
Wanting You
Wanting You Current mood: horny I wish everyone would leave!! I'm horny and I want you. I'm making sure you know it too. I had enough buttons on my shirt undone that every time I leaned forward you could see my breast well and I leaned every chance I got. J And every chance I got I touched sometimes quick sometimes lingering and suggesting. While we sat at the dinner table I run my hand up and down your thigh and lightly caressed your cock through your jeans. FINALLY everyone is gone, I take your hand and lead you to the bedroom. I wrap my arms around your neck, kissing you passionately, pressing my body firmly against yours. Running my hands down you back and around your sides to grab your shirt and pull it over your head, dropping it to the floor I run my hands up over your arms and your bare chest kissing, nibbling and licking everywhere I can while I unfasten your jeans and push them and your shorts over your hips then push you back on the bed so I can finish removing them.
Street Party
Cherry Blossom Street Party We were at the Cherry Blossom Festival for the street party. We'd been going from stage to stage listen to all the different bands, dancing here and there and making out in between. We were both getting pretty horny; walking around we found ourselves at the old train terminal. We walked around the corner of the building and started making out hot and heavy. I was wearing a sundress and you had your hand under the skirt of it rubbing my pussy through my panties. "We gotta find somewhere more secluded" you say and take my hand and lead me around be hind the building. There's not a lot of light on this side and there's a door, you try it to see if it will open but of course it's locked. You grab me and push me back against the door, your mouth crushing down on mine and your hands pulling up my dress again. this time you slip your hand in my panties and your finger between the lips of my pussy, when you find my clit I moan and hook my lift my leg a little
To Join
Ok it is real easy first you must be a member of DSC and then Put DSC Bombers some where in your name thats it so far and i am going to need help with tags id co-founders to help run it and everything so get with me
New Monuments
We will cry together - at the opening of windows, the unfoldings inside, untanglings, new monuments built by our own hands to the sanctity of words shared in dim light. Each tear falling to a common pool - we will be unlocked, unafraid, uncommon. Then in a slow dance built from moments shared, I will kiss, you will kiss, we will kiss, embraced forever like a marble likeness of the day the night, the dawn, the dusk carved from the lasting stone of us. © All rights reserved
Big Penis
Im thinkin a good penis is hard to find. I myself dont have a big penis. I figure if I did I would play with it all the time, you know my penis. I cant seem to find anyone to play with my penis because of its size. My wife has a big penis in a matter of speaking. Its a fake penis, but its still big. I know what you must be thinking and no Im not the penis taking type of guy. Shes bi and loves to share her penis with others. If you hadent noticed by now there is a penis in every sentence, why you ask, because Im writing this damn thing and I wanted to say big penis. Which brings me to this, how big is big for a penis? Im not really sure anyone knows for sure, but still, give me your opinion on what a big penis is to you. If I fit the bill maybe we could get together later so I can show off my penis skills.
Now I Want
I want, now, to hold all of you, to feel all of you touching all of me. I need some of this and all of that and just to kiss your warm parts and taste your cool lips and just to grind myself into you like tiny bits of our two souls melting into one hot, freezing, quivering piece of us. And remove clothing to uncover (my god) togetherness like two people have never known and always wanted, (god, yes I've always) needed, cried out for in our empty nights before we found (yes) each other and fumbled to remove impediments to pure and soulful lovemaking beneath a starry night © All rights reserved
Bitchhhhhhh
watch out for dis bitch goin afta ya man.mxdlatina
Pathology Report Is Back!
Well, my pathology results were given to me today. I had surgery 4 weeks ago tomorrow and have been patiently waiting. When I talked to the doctor last week, they were worried, bc they didn't have the full report back, but they told me NOT to worry. So they called me today and told me what was taking so long--the original report showed cancer. I almost died when she told me that, but Dr. T said--NO, do more tests, that can't be right. So the lab did. Spent another 1 1/2 weeks testing. After more tests, this is what they know. My cervix looks bad-like HORRIBLE bad. Pathologists said thank goodness I did the surgery when I did because they felt that within 6 months, I would have had full blown cancer. I had wanted the doctor to leave part of my cervix to begin with, but he said, no that usually doesn't help any. And now I'm so thankful that I let him overrule my decision. My uterus also looked bad. We have known this for several months. The original sonogram showed my uterus was small an
Play Time
I want to be your toy tonight and tomorrow; to tempt you with the sounds of my singular need for you and your soft and sweet flesh. I want your taste now in my mouth and silky skin on the end of my tongue. I need to be your toy; I need your pleasure to depend on me and on the motions of this mad and magic moment. I have to be your toy to know your joy is mine. And I will read these words to you until my passion swells inside you and explosions of your ecstasy erupt in you and turn you into bubbling, molten lava in my hands. I want to be your toy and for this playtime to continue through a night and day of pure and joyous love. And then I'll have you as my toy and play until we have nothing left. We'll rest, and again we'll play. © All rights reserved
Emoticons/assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_?_) Dumb Ass
Silk
I promise you will love this silk; will love the feel of it around your wrists and ankles. I promise you will beg for me; will beg me to hold you harder, kiss you harder, enter you. I promise I will slide like silk into and out of you and you will feel me as I knock that little guy right out of his boat... I promise that my tongue will make you squirm; my tongue will find your places and will make you wish you had just one hand free to push my head a little deeper, faster, deeper into you. But, I promise to go slowly and to make it last so long that the silk begins to fray and you are running out of sweat. I promise not to promise any more than I can deliver and to whisper all these words (into your ear) as smooth as silk. © All rights reserved
2 Step
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Funny
A MAN AND HIS WIFE WERE WORKING IN THEIR GARDEN ONE DAY...AND THE MAN LOOKS OVER AT HIS WIFE AND SAYS: "YOUR BUTT IS GETTING REALLY BIG, I MEAN REALLY BIG. I BET YOUR BUTT IS BIGGER THAN THE BARBECUE." WITH THAT HE PROCEEDED TO GET A MEASURING TAPE AND MEASURE THE GRILL. AND...THEN HE WENT OVER TO WHERE HIS WIFE WAS WORKING AND MEASURED HIS WIFE'S BOTTOM. "YES, I WAS RIGHT, YOUR BUTT IS TWO INCHES WIDER THAN THE BARBECUE!!!" THE WOMAN CHOSE TO IGNORE HER HUSBAND. LATER THAT NIGHT IN BED, THE HUSBAND IS FEELING A LITTLE FRISKY. HE MAKES SOME ADVANCES TOWARDS HIS WIFE WHO COMPLETELY BRUSHES HIM OFF. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE ASKS. SHE ANSWERS: "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO FIRE UP THIS BIG-ASS GRILL FOR ONE LITTLE WEENIE???"
The Ceremony..
Intoxicating scents fill the air. A strong, yet passionate voice utters the commands. Each one leading deeper into the soul that often hides from the world. Deep, dark, and not for the weak or scared. Now wanting to be the exhibitionist I truly am, the clothes are gone. Naked before you, the only part that remains guarded is the eyes. Now commanded to “Let me see those eyes”. My eyes are the windows into my soul. Your eyes now embrace that soul; I am now yours completely and unconditionally. Pulled into your arms, my face against your chest, my arms wrapped behind me. Now no place to go but deep into submission. Feeling the wire ties embrace my wrists, now being watched as your hand goes around my throat, fingers run teasingly across, then pulled close to you. Taking an inventory of my body, you are pleased. Placed across your lap, the ceremony begins… The intensity heightens with each strike across my backside; with intervals of feeling your
Indian Hertiage
Peanutbutter Blooper
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If We Had Sex
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?
Overdose
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Who Likes You
Who Likes U?? lets find out who has the BALLS to say they like you, repost this Under " Who Likes You??? " to find out! or youll have bad luck for 7 days. Reply!!!!!!! with a number to the following options (yes you can pick more than one): 1-I want you now 2-eww never 3-I dont like you 4-I have a HUGE crush on you 5-I'm in love with you 6-I think im still in love with you and i shouldn't be... 7-I really want to talk to you and get to know you and hopefully something will happen... 8-I'm with someone else but for some reason i still have feelings for you 9- I want to marry you 10- I miss you 11- I want to makeout with you again 12- I want to makeout with you for the 1st time 13- I want a relationship with you 14- I want to hold your hand 15- i love you and would enjoy makin sweet love 2 u right now 16- I'm scared of liking you 17- I have a gf/bf but i like you... 18- I love you okay lets find out who likes you, repos
Pure Romance By Debo
I was invited to Fubar by my wonderful friend DJ~Ivory. So I did not know what to expect! This is quite different than Myspace and pretty happening. I came on to see if the females in the ATX area wanted to be a Pure Romance Hostess since they look like they know what to do but may need replenish their bedroom items. :P Good times...
The Life
With all my years before, I still come unprepared for these tumult and strife, It is as though I take one step forward, And two leaps back. I stand short with all my courage, tall with all my pain. This life is so unpredictable, With immeasurable amounts of loss and tears. I cannot see ahead and must never let these eyes set me back Stagnant, If that's the word describes the life I lead. I once had a dream, One bigger than easily fathomed. The talent is gone and my hands just cannot do the same. I find peace in chaos. Love in hatred. But I cannot find hope. By:Psyfer
My Struggle
When I look at myself,I cannot see, See past my stunned face,To who I should be, Gone are the days, Of insecurities,Long since past, Has gone my innocence,I've turned myself, Into a spiteful creature,Everything I'm not, And everything I wish to be, My pain is gone, Replaced by rage,My anger it boils, From inside of me,I wish to be rid of this curse, I forever wish,To erase all these cuts, My dreams are inside me, So out of reach,This person I've created, Has sinned to much,I want this all gone, And be able to live,I just want myself back, The things I have done,I know have been wrong, But they have shaped who I am,And now I am strong, My wisdom is wiser, My heart not so small,My burdens are secrets I carry alone,No longer the torment of worry and hurt,I put all my friends through, Without their support,I would not have pulled through. By Psyfer
Life Changes When You Least Excpect
Well its been over three weeks and still feel like im living in a dream. I dont know which way to turn .. For those of you who dont know I lost my long term partner suddenly. She had been well apart from a few what the doctors called minor heart attacks, they only just registered as attacks. Well after the first one Jo was given an angioplasty, a little shunt put inside her heart to unblock w partially closed vein in her heart. Hey she has a heart I had joked to some work mates, i used jokes throught out this period as it was my only way to deal with what was going on. It was only two years ago 15 march we had a little boy together after a very hard pregnancy, we went thru hell but after 4 days he died. We then went thru this second part of hell the questions about if we could have done anything to hace avoided it. For a long time it was just one long numb dream. We then found that Jo was pregnant again this time from the moment of her first scan , which was very ear
Strangers In The Park
I always liked sitting out in the park. A warm breeze blowing sitting under a tree just watching people. Its fun to try and guess what they do for a living. lol. Sometimes you see some one who is really attractive and you stare. Not trying to be rude but when you see someone that’s hot you just try to will that person to notice you. That’s when I saw you for the first time. You were just walking through the park. My God you are beautiful! I got excited watching you walk by. You had to have noticed me looking (or rather staring) at you. You glanced my way and I shyly looked aside. I realized that I had a hard on as well. Oh my, did you notice that as well? After you were out of view I relaxed a little but coudnt get the site of you out of my mind. I swore to myself that if I saw you again I would say hi. The next day I picked the same spot and the same time of day to people watch in the hopes that I would see you. I wasn’t disappointed. You were coming around the co
Feel Me
Can you feel me as i climb on top??? Can you feel me do you want me to stop??? Can you Feel me as i go up and down, can you feel me as i make that sound??? I know you want it i can see it in your eyes, you want to feel me taste me make me cry... Touch me hold me can you feel me???
Not Happy?
REALLY BAD DAY I had a really bad day last week. I inadvertently rear ended a van. When we pulled over and got out, imagine my surprise when I discovered that the other driver was a dwarf. As he approached with a sour look on his face, he looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!" God help me, I couldn't help myself. I asked him, "Well then, which one are you?" That's when the fight started.................................
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Her
I am touching her and touched to feel her compliant as I am leading her and led by her replies 'oh, yes" and "please" as I am undressing her and naked to her searching eyes - we are vines of different plants weaved to one another, leaves shaking in the breeze of our two breaths warm and moist into each other - rooted to this motion and I am calling her name in dreams I have while wide awake of her soft skin, her fragrant hair, her ripe lips dripping out my name as though it belongs to her (and perhaps it always has). © All rights reserved
Sonnet Of Her Purse
One kiss away - destruction near complete - I look into the darkest pair of eyes (a place where more than minds had come to meet) And down between her silky milky thighs into the source of my demonic trance. Oh, save me from the suction I can feel - borne not of love and not of true romance - a lust I've tried so long to just conceal. But how can I, a mortal man, resist, but heed the siren call of her sweet purse so wondrously dropped open? In a mist, I must succumb to her - this is my curse. All hope abandoned, hard, yet now with ease - I lean to her and hope that I might please. © All rights reserved
Jobs
Hello and thank you who all have joined the DSC Bombers now there are a few jobs out there to help this be fun i am gonig to need some to make tags id i know i will need one or two more co-founders just send the homepage a private messag and if you have any ideals let us know thank You DSC Bombers
Dear _____________
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
Don't Trust This Guy
Ok listen up everone here on Fubar does anyone know the guy below ???? his name is SirDonavan Lawerence Washington and he is a fake.... slevin "crank dat soulja boi" @ fubar DO NOT TRUST HIM.....that is not really even him he is a fake piece of crap that needs to be tied to the back of a bumper and pulled down the highway going 107 mph so that every inch of his flesh peels off...... this is the real him and if you dont believe me go check out his Facebook here is his link below and his REAL picture is on his Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=SirDonavan&n=-1&init=s I dont care what you say to me..... your opinion is nothing to me
Sweet Water
I drown myself in dreams of her erotic and the moist pressure of her kiss - she is sweet water lapping at the shore of my desire. Her words have made me laugh and cry - and I am slave to each new stanza. Nothing so beautiful as a woman writing, wanting, wishing, willing life from words - and her silhouette forever slinks inside each sentence (like a cat, balanced on a slender wall, padding silently through the endless night of my perpetual hunger). Will she come to me in wakened dreams and leave me finally sated in the ever-real caress of words she writes for me and whispers in the shadows thrown by candlelight as we lie atop her bed afterwards? © All rights reserved
Soooooo Damn True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 6,2007 It's one of those days that's all about crossing items off the to-do list. If you don't have one, whip out a pen and paper and write down the first few things that come to mind -- then take care of them! DAY FROM HE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS TODAY HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT HELL FROM THE START. I FEEL LIKE IT'S NEVER GONNA END. I BEEN TRYING TO GET STUFF DONE AT WORK THAT SEEMS LIKE IT'S NEVER ENDING & BEEN TRYING TO GET STUFF READY THAT I NEED FOR THIS STUPID CHILD SUPPORT THING THAT I HAVE TO GO TO TOMORROW MORNING BRIGHT AND EARLY. GOTTA BE THERE AT 7:30 AM.....I'M DREADING IT,BUT GOTTA GO. AMONGST HAVING TO GET ALL KINDS OF MEDICAL STUFF DONE FOR MY DAUGHTER SO SHE CAN START SCHOOL ON MONDAY. I'M TIRED I DONT FEEL GOOD I'M STRESSED OUT AND I JUST WANNA GET SOME REST. BUT THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN ANY TIME SOON. I HAVE TO BE LEAVING SOON TO GO BACK TO WORK AND WONT GET HOME TILL AFTER 9:30 TONIGHT. EVEN AFTER I GET HOME MY DAY
Funnies
Nine Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and wh
I Haven't Been Around B-cause
I haven't been around lately because I started going to school again, my daughter started school and I have been fighting for sole custody of my daughter. I have been so crazy-buzy! Well school is going great for me and my daughter and I won sole custody. THanks for everyone who has been wondering about my and my family, I appreciate and have missed you all.
Ramblings
Fuck Beat cheat lie rape steal Why do we conceal the past Trapped in the long haul Try to find the answers but HE blocks the path to unlocking the future Samantha Nicole Hambaugh Forgive or Forget Can history repeat itself or do we just let it Ruin the innocence Protective custody cryin big blue eyes Illness for six straight years all because he couldn't wouldn't let go Kidnapped my provider Stole time from timeless moments I'm lost in the dark looking for her but only found truth Why? *Written on this day last year, things are definitely looking up this year :)
The Great Ones
Since I was in the womb I have loved music. I don't mean I love music in the way everyone uses the word love to express a fondness or interest in something, like saying "OMG I sooo totally love those adorable pink shoes with the buckles!!" or "Dude, I love that radical car with the bodaciously sweet rims!" [ /disgusting valley accent OFF ] I mean a love that runs in every fiber in my being. One that fills me up to overflowing every time I hear a song that moves me from within, until I feel as One with the notes themselves. Yeah. That love. The reason I say "since I was in the womb" is because during her pregnancies with both my brother and myself my mother read to us, talked to us, and yes, played music and sang to us. I'm a firm believer that it helped shape our deep connection to music. It developed and grew with us long after entering this world. I honestly cannot begin to describe just how deep and powerful an aspect of our lives music has been. You have to be one who has ju
Dumb Stuff
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Tender Wisps
The soft flesh of her moist yes upon my lips and arms now reaching around and drawing her nearer nearer nearer to me as we hold our breaths and electricity passes between us - oh the tender wisps of touching softly pressing now together and her tongue my tongue my god I feel the tingle and the tension released as we are one in this great and first kiss. © All rights reserved
Transcendental Powers
I obviously need to get a life.. However, ponder the idea of transcending on anyones psyche. Just think how cool that would be, and how potential dangerous it could be. You could be in the grocery store selecting tomatoes and suddenly you feel, smell, taste and hear your husband/wife, gf/bf or maybe a stranger touching you, talking to you, transcending feelings from them. I could go on and on with different scenarios. However no one else is aware of this being, because it is all in your head, or is it? That would be an awesome super power! How cool would it be to just pop into someones thoughts and communicate..could you imagine sex? This has been a BLOG is a direct affect of sleep depravation, and too much coffee..
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Nonlinear Flux
I am guided by her hall lamp lit from somewhere wet, taking liberties in the shadowy depths of her quaking need. Do not perform logic games in this dark room, angel - we are in a nonlinear flux, bolted to a carnival ride, shining gleeful faces pressed against the glass. Show my hand a place to dance - we will choreograph new art in the dimples of flushed skin - brushstrokes of bare limbs. Tonight, you are Twyla Tharp - I am your stage - dressed in the torment of this naked desire. © All rights reserved
A Word To The Homos
Dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem with gay men and I absolutely LOVE lesbians but I cant butt feel a little uncomfortable when I get gay men hitting on me in my shoutbox. Its a little more scary to me than it is flattering. I have a few gay fans but as far as I know no gay male friends. Does that make me a meany? Does it make me homophobic? My cousin Rob is gay and every girl that I know that has met him wants to do him. If I was him I'd have a few girlfriends and they'd be cool with it but he doesnt want any girls. What a waste. The reason I posted this blog is because I had a dream about my cousin Rob last night and in my dream he came onto me. It was very scary cuz he knows how to whoop some ass, used to be a marine. Well anyway, I didnt give in to his advances and I know he wouldnt really do that in real life. I guess it goes to show that I'm not gay even when no one's lookin in my dreams. So am I a scardy cat for not wanting to to have gay men as friends that just wan
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Getting Old
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that I
Confetti
Tearing myself from myself like small pieces of paper - confetti falling into you. I am swept away. Becoming much less, so much more and touching your wet skin places I have seen in pure darkness as your sighs define the contour of each warm breast. Adding, subtracting, divided and multiplied by the scent of you - raw and delicious, drawn into me - some internal spoor leading to ecstasy. Dizzy on my back - looking up and into the cause, the effect of this free-fall. Oh, call my name in my desert and I will sow new seeds inside this window to your storm and to the calm of your collapse upon my chest. Let us build tomorrow morning from the ocean and the wind of our sweet collision in this bed. © All rights reserved
Yet Another Addition To The Block List..
Uggh...another one... =========================================== Name: "The Unwritten Sentinal Of Subc... (Online) Level: Idol (15) Gender: Male UNITED STATES Buzz: 30% Enter message: Name: "The Unwritten Sentinal Of Subc... (Online) ->Mely: welcome to my block list, make yourself cozy with all the other losers in there ->Mely: lol, you apparently were upset that I wasn't talking to you so you had to "tell" me that you were removing me rather than just removing me...funny how that works.. "The U...: well durr I don't...you remember...I wanted to be a friend I added you...not you with me...is basically the gist of what you said...I can't know a person who doesn't even try to talk to me...yet has a lot to say when I say I am gonna remove her and tell her she isn't decent...lol kinda funny how that works... ->Mely: omg, I'm not a decent person? You obviously don't know me.... "The U...: oh I'm sorry stupid me...I thought when
7000 To Go
IM MAXED..THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN BOMBING ME TO GET THIS DONE. THANK YOU TO THOSE THAT HAVE ALSO MAXED YOUR COMMENTSS. To all my friends and the comments bombers............... My friend needs help in this Happy hour givaway. :P:P:P So please please please people click on her pic and help her out with one rate and 10 to 20 comments each :) show this great person some love:):):)cause she helps every one and now its time to help her back she deserve it all :):):) and tell her that Wild Cat sent you.... luv y'all :P:P have a marvelous day! hugs and kisses WildCat
I'm Just A Freak!
Just wanted to wish all my super duper friends a great Thursday eve..:) Luv You All!! Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
I Will
I will hold you close, so close our skin becomes one organ, pulsing with new life. I will kiss you, yes, will pour myself into you through lips slightly parted while your clothing falls away. I will take you slowly slowly slowly, enter you all places, press myself into you. I will overflow, spilling into you the moments of release, the clouds of milky god from deep within me. I will lie beside you, breathing deep the musk of us in vapors all around - until you are calling me to come again slowly slowly slowly. © All rights reserved
Funny Stuff
Try to think of 4 words that ruin sex ... and keep the chain going Shay - " Get off my daughter '' angel~ " eww whats that smell" Melissa ~ " I can't feel it" Reid ~ "Mom's next door, Dad." Timothy- "That's Not My Vagina." Brandy~~ Is it in yet??? nana ~~ i got a headache Danni~~ Shit the condom broke Tionna ~~ Bring me the tweezers! Brandy -- The kids are here! Angie - Oh no, not again! BRANDI-ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Linda- Forget to take my pill Rhonda- "My husband is back" Honey- "OMG, What a dog!" Jo- "Are you done yet?" Curmudgeon at Law - "Great, I'm stuck again." Chantal- "That's not the hole." Don- "My name isn't George" JeNiLu - "That all you got?" Mara- "Your brother is bigger"- never a good idea, trust me lol X-Stripper - "Ha Ha Ha Ha" Jackie" It is THAT small?" Paul~ "pick the scabs first" Kristen- "I don't feel a thing". (that's dedicated to the ex i never dated, Mike) Roderick- "I think I'm bored." Alex "Thats a wierd rash!" Sam "I'll finish mys
Life
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "I f I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a Gift
When A Cop Sleeps!
Sometimes when a cop sleeps, the demons come. The demons bring all the things you want to forget. The demons bring the tears and sweat, the spit and the blood, Oh God the blood. The demons bring the broken bodies from the wrecks the sickening smell of death and the kids...Oh God please, not the kids. Mainly the demons bring the eyes... the hatred and desperation in the eyes of the people you fight, the pleading and pain of the people you try to help, and the quiet and blankness in death of the ones you couldn't. The demons bring sounds too.... the sounds of tires skidding and metal crunching from the wrecks, the gunshots that seem so loud on TV yet so muffled on the street, the screams and crying that all blend together after a while. The demons won't leave... Alcohol and sleeping pills work for a while but they come back. Some have used their own deaths to flee from them, but most of us are scared that in causing our own death.... we'll be with the
New Orleans Saints
By David Lane
1.WHY ARE WE CALLED "HATERS" WHEN OUR CAUSE IS THE PRESERVATION OF THE BEAUTY OF OUR CHILDREN? 2.WHY DOES THE MEDIA CALL 92% OF THE EARTHS POPULATION, THAT IS NON-WHITE, "MINORITIES?" 3.WHY IS IT EVIL TO SPEAK WITH PRIDE OF OUR OWN WHITE RACE, WHEN ALL OTHER RACES ARE ENCOURAGED TO DO SO? 4.WHY DOES THE MEDIA REPUDIATE THE HISTORICALLY PROVEN FACT THAT RACIAL INTEGRATION IS CULTURAL AND BIOLOGICAL GENOCIDE? 5.WHY DOES AMERICA DISAVOW THE VAST DIFFERENCES IN CIVILIZATION BETWEEN AFRICA, CHINA AND EUROPE? 6.WHY DO ALL MAJOR CHRISTIAN LEADERS, FROM BILLY GRAHAM TO THE POPE, PROMOTE GENOCIDE OF THE WHITE RACE BY ENCOURAGING INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE? 7.WHY IS AN ACT OF SELF-DEFENSE BY A WHITE MAN PROSECUTED AS A HATE CRIME? 8.WHY IS THE VERY NAME OF OUT RACE, ARYAN, CONDEMNED AS "WHITE SUPREMACIST?" 9.WHY IS ALL HISTORY BEING REWRITTEN TO OBSCURE AND DENIGRATE THE GENIUS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE WHITE RACE? 10.WHY ARE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE, UNLIKE ALL OTHER RACES, DENIE
Office Humor
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe
Reduce Stress
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poe
Laws That Apply
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law or Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
What
what is love but a passing moment what is love but lust on a hi,when you tell me you love me i know it is a lie, when you tell me you care, do you?? do you even know my name?? do you know that i cry when you say it wrong, do you know i know you lie when you say it wrong??? you dont lust me love me or care, you just want to penatrate me pull on my hair...do i know your name do you even damn care??? i know your name, i knew ever stand of your hair, love is not earneed it is not something you find is it something that is learned when you want for it through time!!!! WHAT By Satondra
The Fullness Of Pure Thought
I have come for you, to reach the fullness of each pure thought converging - you are the envelope wrapping me, and, until tomorrow, I will not deserve you. Tomorrow, when I have shed this skin, removed my self from myself, become what I have made - oh, have I cried enough to smile at the tears? Only one truth remains through time and trial and it is so true it is stolen from and by philosophers, unattributable: truth is beauty, beauty is truth. Oh, be true for me, wash me in the colors of my dream of us until I am once again a poet. © All rights reserved
Back Home From The Hospital!!
Hi everyone well. As you all know I was very sick and got worse... I had to have my father drive me to the hosptital..... I was admitted and in the HOPSITAL for 11 days straight.... They had all kinds of IV's stuck in me filled with strong,, strong Pain narcotics 20 times more potent then Morphine (( called Dilota)).... :-O Also I got serious high doses of Anti Nasuea meds throug my Iv also.... They ran tons of MRIS and cat scans and Scopes down into me throat and belly.... I have a team of 8 differnt doctors plus 2 cardiologist docs on my team.. Because of my bad chest pains I was getting... I had tons of EKGs done also... Fianlly after 11 days in the hospital admitted... They found out I am seriously.. BADLY.... (((((ANEMIC))))..... My blood levels are soo low right now.. The docs have been monitoring it.... Right now when I go back to the hospital in 3 days.. If my blood level is till low and has gotten lower.... They will be doing a ((((( Blood Transfus
All Tied Up !!!
It was a lovely sunny evening as I walked up the road to Tabby's house. I couldn't wait to see her wondering what she would be wearing for me. I knew that I was going to be in for a great evening. I got to her house and walked up the path to her front door. I pressed the bell and waited for her to answer. A few seconds past then the door opened. There she stood, just over five foot tall, wearing a small white bra, a little white lace thong and lace top thigh highs, topping it off with 4" white heels. She looked so sexy. I walked into the house and took Tabby into my arms. Kissing her deeply, our tongues searching each other's mouths. Tabby broke the kiss and turned around and started to walk away, her hot little ass framed by the thong and stockings she was wearing. I followed her, feeling my cock growing harder by the second. She looked over her shoulder and smiled as she walked in front of me taking her little white bra off. She was teasing me and I knew it, but little did sh
Cry
When you cry you know i wont die, often times though i will wonder why....why things went so wrong why you passes without your song...you left us here with lots of tears to wonder why and have our fears, did you leave us did we do you wrong, or did you leave because your song had been song??? i look back on you and i wonder and cry why did you leave me without even a good by...I miss you
Taking A Break
Im going to be taking a time out from Fubar for a short while, I will still be checking message but thats it, I wont be around to leave comments etc. If I only had one life I would live it with you If I only had a dollar Id half it with you If I only had one drink I would buy two straws If I had only one meal Id share it with you If I only had a minute left Id spend it with You © Dave Emmerson
What Kind Of Lover Are You
What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Keep On Rockin In The Free World !!!
Just when I thought shit was coming together, someone I rely on goes and lets me down! You see, me and my bass-player have been rehearsing together (drummer-less) for about 8 months or so. We have been (for a while now) looking to put together a 3-piece. Recently an old drummer friend of mine,who I played in a band with for years expressed interest in the project. We got together, talked and he said he was "in". Now it turns out he's just "in the WAY" !! He doesnt return messages or phone calls and is always to busy to rehearse. So there you go, yet another example of how people you rely on will always let you down. Okay maybe not ALWAYS...Im just a little bitter. Ah well.... the search goes on...
15th Sept Cam Nite
Hi there, we hope you liked the party pics from August. Our next lil session will be the 22nd Sept 2007. We have some of our close webcam friends meeting us again for drinks, chat and a lil fun. Last month we did the sushi platter..... this months will be a fruit platter and whipped cream. We will have a masseuse there also to give me a full body warm oil massage. We will post some pics here from the event and of course it will be broadcast on cam for everyone to watch. Wish me luck.... xx Kylie
Another Year Older...
AS I turn a year older, i ralize not how old I'm becoming, but how much time I have left. Last year when I turned 50, I realized that this was only the first half of my life. As I threatened my children to live to 100 just to make their lives miserable, I realize, there's not reason not to live to 100. Not to make their lives miserable but to start enjoying life as it should be. Everyone talks about saving for the "Golden Years", I don't want golden years, I want happy and fun years. We spend too much time reflecting on the the past. We can't change it. Hopefully we have learned from it. Let's move on and enjoy today and each and every day. Live life to the fullest each and every day, love to the fullest today, for tomorrow you may die...
♥ The Greatest Gift ♥
WHAT IS THE GREATEST GIVE YOU CAN RECIEVE ? WHAT IS THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE ? WHICH IS BETTER ? CAN BE ANYTHING-MONATARY-SPIRITUAL-????? YOU TELL ME........?//////////// WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOUR COMMENTS.. YOUR LINK WILL BE POSTED IN A SPECIal blog for those who comment on any blog SO YOU WILL GET A EXTRA PIMP-OUT COMMING SOON YOUR GRAPHICS AND SOUNDS AND TESTAMONIALS Laser My Words
Mum Posted
check out my new mum i need to know what to get for christmas dinner.
The Germ Of New Life
Listen, I wanted to write new poetry, find different ways to say the same thing I have said a thousand times. I wanted to find a way to make you feel the wind, or cool water from a brook between your toes; find a way to make you hear the music from just the proper placement of nouns and verbs. I needed a way for you to see through my eyes the world I have seen, the beauty of tears, the germ of new life held in a woman's smile. But, really, how many words are there, and which of them would work to describe the now of me, my love, my glassy-eyed wonder at this world? How many ways can a man, enamored, tell his love that she is more important than his next breath, when, really, only the emotion will matter to her? We will find infinite ways to touch without vocabulary and my poetry is obsolete when I hold you. © All rights reserved
I Was Born In Ohio Bitches
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from OHIO came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck aroun
Crazy Day
This has definitely been a weird day here on fubar.... ================================================ fetishfrea...: I have a foot fetish and I was wondering if I may buy a pair of ur socks and a pair of ur sneakers/gym shoes pls?
Alone
see it like this i'm 45 year old 5 year divorced now wondering what did i do i try all i can i change alot in 5 year now it all i can do for my other half but stiil girlfriend less why i don't know just tired and alone. that why i'm lonewolfjohn i'm a lonewolf out in this wild world doing all i can so if there a gal out there who as lone as i am come see me we will at less have each other .
Lonelyness
How long can one take lonelyness before it starts to break you and destroy everything about you when do you come to the breaking point of just wanting to be alone and running everyone in your life that you care for or even love off. when do you realize these things and when do they become a problem? all your life you have been nothing but a gypsy and moving as soon as you meet friends only to be forced to start all over again and as soon as you get settled there you are forced to up and move again when do you decide thats its not worth meeting anyone when do you really break. Why does it happen in life that you are forced against you will into thinnking your not good enough for anyone and no one is good enough for you only to battle with yourself trying to hold onto everything you have but the things your holding on to you realy never had. why must one struggle with these things and feel this way. they know that they want to do things and be loved and wanted and to have friends and fam
To Everyone That Helped Jroxx
now that she won if u could this girl needs r help
Nyc
I just got back from a whirlwind trip to NYC with a good friend of mine. It was the first time I'd been there, and it's one of the few cities I've never visited so it was about damn time. I was uber-excited about seeing him, he and I go back about 15 years or so, and there's this matter of me saving his life back then... (I'm calling in that debt one day) We went so he could audition for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (missed it by 2 questions, but what the hell, right?). Everyone told me, "oh, it's a great city to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.." BULLSHIT! I would move right into the middle of that madness and love every second of it. I think it fits my ADD. So the hotel was 6 blocks from Times Square, and I spent most of my time staring at everything except what was in front of me. Needless to say, I nearly got cabbed more than a few times. Topped the Empire State Building, played the keyboard from the movie Big in FAO Schwarz, saw Carnegie Hall, MoMA, Carnegie de
Nick's
This is a poem i wrote for a friend that i lost: Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand all who were watching did not speak *as a silent tear* ran down his cheek and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked and ran in the sand hand and hand but now her eyes were so terrible cold for he would never again have her to hold they watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words.. "I LOVE YOU" in her ear he touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die and just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow.... this is what happens to man alive..... when friends let friends.... drink and drive.
Such A Sad Man
Apparently there is a very pathetic man on here won't say any names but *cough big D cough* he wrote my fiance a nasty message talking about what he would do with me.. well. i have 1 thing to say to that. you will never have me fag.... I love my fiance with all of my heart and will never leave him get over that fact.. he is 10x the man you could ever hope to be.. oh and he has one thing you dont ME. besides.. isn't it custom to date your sister there??
Spontaneous...?
So .. anyone who knows me, knows that I am not a very spontaneous person. I get nervous meeting new people in person even though I am quite talkative on the phone and internet... Well.. Last night my son stayed the night with my parents and I hung out with my friend and came home.. well.. I got bored around 3am and there's this guy I have been talking online and on the phone and I agreed to meet up with him... AT 3 EFFIN AM... yeah..so that definately is not something I usually do.. Kinda dangerous.. I know..but I met him on hotornot and small world because it turned out he dated one of my friends like 9-10 years ago..so I guess it was a little safer to meet him?.. well at least that's the excuse I gave myself.. Well anyways.. I had a blast and am really glad I met him.. Hope to see him again soon! enough of my rambles.. =-)
Just To Be
I want to be the shiny glass above the vanity where you look each morning - I want your eyes upon me. Or just to be the warm water washing over you; the brush through your hair; wind against your face. Whoever hears the sound of your voice first thing every day, the one who dabs your tears and helps you smile again - I want to be. © All rights reserved
Ok..i Did It!
I just have to say, private nsfw pics suck, so I deleted them all..No more very private folders..Yay! I have decided there will be no more pics like that of me...the ones that are in nsfw now are fairly mild, so that should be good enough. If there is anyone that doesn't want to be a friend because they are gone, feel free to delete me. It was too much of a headache, and I feel much better already..:) Thanks for reading..:)
Reason - Season - Lifetime
>>People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >>When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >> >> >> >>When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. >> >> >> >>Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to
The Pain
i have a pain that is so deep not just on the ouside but very damageing on the inside badly it feels like a blackhole that just keeps sucking and just when i think i got rid of it just for a small min it eats me up quickly i dont no if anything can be done sometimes i even cry my self sleep wish i would not feel nothing at all sometimes beig happy never last long much iam not asking you to feel nothing for me that not what this is abount/ its just so you no more abount me since no one really reads the profile
Girlfriend Application
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What D
Raft Ride
On Saturday I'm goin on a raft ride down the South fork of the American River baby. I'm not gonna be online all weekend and I have Monday and Tuesday off afterwards. That's 4 days off! I love water fun! I'll take some pictures and junk for all of ya to see me getting all wet. I'm hopin to catch a sacramento sucker to bring back to my pond.
General Bloggy Goodness
ok, so i stopped driving, moved back to the town i grew up in and, generally, have it ok right now. my now ex-GF was completely full of shit, but i got laid (read old blog!) and since then, well.... this town is a dry well. i think. oh well... plenty of women here, they're just full o' shit. anyways, i have a good job and my comp and internet connection. all i need, yo. clay
Rock On With Ozzy
2500more To Go For My Happy Hour
I'M MAXED FOR THE NIGHT... I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE YOU SHOWED ME IN THIS. IM GREATFUL FOR ALL THE TIME AND COMMENTS YOU DID.. SPECIAL THANKS TO MY FRIENDS AND ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE CONFEDERATE BOMBERS WHO CAME OUT TONIGHT TO HELP BRING IT TO AN END..MUCH LOVE....BIG HUGS...IM MAXED FOR TONIGHT. This Lady needs a little coment bombing Her name is Boo Boo and she always trys to help Me! so come join Me in some coment bombing clothing optional lol xxx Thank You ~Ancient1~ Please repost =)
Best Friends
One of the greatest feelings is to have a Best Friend. Only secondary to that is to introduce two strangers and have them become best friends to each other. Kinda makes me just sit back and smile.
Trying Something New.
Just wanted to write my first blog. Later
Winter Breeze
There is a voice in the cold And a song that resounds As my bones shiver. The wind is a chorus That follows each verse of night Over frozen ground.
One Little Flicker To Another
Let's burn as bright as gods Until wax washes over us, And our memories dissipate In the dark. Let's be tiny stars Exploding together, My light against yours Scorching tides in winter's ocean.
Bad Magic
This is one part of a swing song I wrote a long time ago: Woman in the long, red dress You've got the eyes of the Devil on you They follow as you walk right past You've got the eyes of the Devil on you And as the shadows shamble down my walls As I light up the candles and I make the calls Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you Long, black hair spills down Your milk white skin You've got me beggin', got me beggin' To please come in You've got me beggin' as I weave my spell And throw wide open The gates of Hell Just a little bad magic gonna see me through You've got the eyes of the Devil on you
My First Blog
Okay, I am brand new to this site as of about 24 hours ago. I'm still learning how all the ins and outs of this site. So far, looks like a fun place to hang out. :)
Dont Know
i just wanted to say hi to all my friends and that im sorry i havent been on here but i did miss u all
Funny
Things Unsaid
Yes to the bottom of your Here in the middle of this Oh I can almost feel your Mmmm in the inside of your God I am nearly to the Oh can you tell that I am Oh I am nearly to the Please let me help you to the Oh God I must live inside your Please © All rights reserved
Climb On The Small Bus Midnight Departure - Read Schedule On Bulliten - Nashville,tn Sept. 07 2007
99 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small B
So Many Years Have Gone
The milk-white moon leaks light into your eyes - I cannot help myself - I'm drawn to you, to draw you closer, to caress you and to say: you are as perfect now as the night I first found stars inside your eyes. So many years have gone, So many dreams recast, but this remains: you are the constellations, constant as the Milky Way sketched brightly in the summer sky tonight and I will love you always, even after all my years have passed and I lay dying. No man can say that he was ever loved more or better than I have been by you, my love. So, come to me tonight by light of this full moon and make love the millionth time with me. © All rights reserved
I Love You (poem)
Deep in my heart, There is a place for you, Inside and out, Outter and inner side, No more tears, No more pain, No more hate, I just love this new thing in my life, My life is completly happy, I'm proud, The sun is shinning, The stars are glowing, The moon is shinning down and it's glowing, What can I say, I'm just plain happy, Don't misunderstood me, I love it, And most of all, I love you! Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres
A Wonderful Feeling (poem)
I feel so awasome right now, I saw you for the first time, It was great, I had a really great time with you, Your kisses I love, Your hugs I adore, Everything was so wonderful, I never felt so good before, But, being with you, That totally changed, Just one day/night, It was so perfect, It felt good to get everything in return, I can't wait to feel everything again, Gosh, it was so prefect, I couldn't ask for anything more, Happy, Is what I felt, Wow, I love this feeling, It's a great feeling, I don't want to let go of this feeling, Because, It makes me so happy and everything. Copyright ©2007 Aleia Torres
** Close **encounters **
.................. and you know who you are.. r u loved now ? GANSTA
Chillie
hey puke Hide header Date: Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:53:05 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: canadian_embassy@fubar.com Reply-To: just wanted to let you know.... i do hate your guts but, unlike you, i have to balls to say it out loud. i don't pretend to be some high and mighty fucktard. you are one sorry excuse for a human being... a waste of space... Christian... worse still you are a coward. You create a group that is supposed to battle 'haters downrates & drama', or so you say. There are mor & more of us that see through you bs Christian, you created this group not to help it's members and not at all for positive reasons. You created this group for your own personally gain, for grip, for power. You use these people to do your dirty work PERIOD. that is the only reason you founded this group and you know it. so do your worst you cowardly bastard... call me a pedo, photoshop up some stupid evidence.. maybe edit ur own blaster billings to look like mine... lol... How can you say you lead a
I Bet
I bet that if i had a monkey i would never be bored.
Bad Bad Day
Well after my morning nap I was going to start cooking and cleaning as were preparing for a busy weekend I sit down to check email and start some music I start to here some popping and hissing I turn thinking its Rockie (our dog) nope he starts to whine and crowl I then smell it the smell of wires and elect in the air I run to the power box and some thing told me to unplug the broken garbage dispoil and dish washer as I'm doing that I'm dialing 911 as we have an elec fire some here in the kitchen I then grab my wallet, leash, Rockie and bucket of dog food head out side where I tell 911 my address sadly Oahu Fire Department put a bad teast in my mouth as it took them 3 calls before they could get my address right and me screaming at them that my house is unfire or I thougt. Between calls to 911 I'm trying to get in touch of Miles and well his command dropped the ball he didn't get notice of my calls till nearly an hour after the fire department came and told me they can't find the probl
Early Morning Thoughts
Hmm.... how many times does it take to get it right? Well,I'm still counting. Has the world gone completely mad? One day someone is the person that you thought you could spend the rest of your life with. And, then the next you find out that maybe,just maybe you've made a HUGE mistake! What's a girl to do? UGH!!
Hi
Hi everyone on fubar!!! Yes i am here from nebraska and just to say it is something here. This past week i have been moving into my new home and it has been crazy big time when u are doing it urself that is for sure. I didnt know that my family and friends all of a sudden have things to do when i needed some help moving the big stuff. I finally found someone to helpme move it and it is all done. now comes the time to unpack and it is going so slow because having to down size and get rid of alot of things that i wont be needin in the new home that is really smaller than what it was before. hope everyone had a safe labor day weekend while i worked moving and getting into the new house. in a different community that is much more quieter than the lst one i was living in ove on 6th street. slept like a baby and woke up wondering where in the heck i was at that is for sure. but settled and loving it alot. you all have a nice nite and day tomorrow. HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL MY NEW
That Kinda Girl
I'm sorry to let you kno, but I am not one of those girls who will get on cam and show all kinds of shit off. Esp. to people I barely kno. Just because I have these pix up, doesnt mean I will... so please stop asking me. Esp. you jerks that are only talking to me BECAUSE of my pix and thats what you want. So, I'm sorry, but if that's all you want... please, just don't bother.
Tattoos And Such!
Ok ppl im thinking about doing yet another tatoo on myself....i need to know what people think of a star with a thin outline and im thinking imma get it right behind me ear like right on my neck what do u ppl think........feel free to comment with your opinions -Jester-
Masturbation Effects
Thank You
I just wanted to take a few minutes to express a great big thanks to a certain guy who totally made my night lastnight... who was honest,sincer, and who treated me with the same respect as I try and treat others... OH yeah I almost forgot.. WHO MADE THIS TOTALLY ROCKEN AWESOME MORPH FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I look forward to getting to know you.... and to everyone else who has touch a special place in my heart.. a big Thank you as well..
Compuserve
For those of you who may already know I am moving to Mocksville NC. I have been looking online now for about a half hour. My ISP is Compuserve dial up. I cant find any info on this ISP for that area of NC. I have found other ISP'S available there dial up, dsl, etc. Can anyone tell me if Compuserve is available there or not..the Compuserve pages arent help I have tried that a few times now lol. I have also noticed that their are a lot of cheap prices for these ISP'S, probably limited but discovered a lot of them is all lol. I was thinking about PeoplePC instead. Anybody know anything about that? I also want to get the lowest ISP if we decided to go with something other then dial up. Any help would be appreciated.
Rants And Topics
Your title. Hah! You thought I was going to condemn your lifestyle choice didn't you. It's ok, the subject line is a bit misleading. To start, I have no intent on attacking anyone for anything. And the information I'm about to share may be old news to some of you. But I just need to type something, and I love controversial topics. You see, I do not like using the term "lesbian" to describe female homosexuals, even though it is common parlance these days, and even embraced by that community. You see, lesbian is derived from Lesbos, an ancient name for an island near Turkey. I can't remember the exact coordinates, but it's there. Now this island did have a preponderance of rather liberated women, after some civil strife and whatnot. It is also the birthplace of Sappho, a poet who is thought to have written many a poem about the love she shared with other women. Thus why the term became popular. However, it would be more appropriate to name a female homosexual a sapphis
Quotes
Quotes Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten. It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.
For Babygirl
jus wanted to repost what a friend had posted and remind you ladies that judging someone before you know them is way uncool to me and if you are that type of person that places judgement on someone I don't want your ass on my page........anway heres her blog from yesterday..... It's come to my attention that some people think that my pics look like me "laying on the bed waiting for a dick to get a man to holla". Normally I would laugh this shit off, but the words came from someone's "friend" and that someone happens to mean the world to me. So, let me break it down for you all like this....I was in a marriage where my self esteem took a beating every single day for 7 years. Somewhere along the way I got enough strength to walk away from that. I've been divorced for almost 2 years and I have learned so much about being a woman. Some of the things I have learned is to be comfortable in your own skin, no one can make you feel like a bad person unless you allow them to, and that there i
Now Thats Respectful
check the e-mail i got this morning from one classy lady who goes by profile name of Off Da Chain......this sorta goes along with my last blog.....I'm off for rounds at the hospital but feel free to leave this chick some of the same type of classy love in return..... U THINK U SLICK?? U WENT AND SHOWED THAT CHICK WUT I HAD TO SAY LIKE I WAS GONNA DENY IT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT U SHOWIN HER. AND U HAD THA NERVE TO SAY U THINK IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS THAT U WANTED HER INSTEAD OF ME, PLAYA PLEASE!!! THIS IS THA FUCKIN INTERNET!! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT U, HER, OR U WANTIN HER. ALL I'M SAYIN IS SHE HAS A GOOD ASS NIGGA AND SHOULD BE GREATFUL FOR THAT. THEN U COME ALONG AND WAS TRYIN SOME SLICK SHYT. IT IS WUT IT IS, BUT U CAN KEEP MY NAME OUT UR DAMN MOUTH. I DON'T HAVE ISSUSES WIT THAT FEMALE. I THINK HER MAN IS A GOOD, KOO ASS MAN AND DESREVES MORE RESPECT THAN HAVIN HIS GURLS PIS UP WIT HER ASS SHOWIN, BUT IF HE'S KOO WIT THAT, HEY I AIN'T GOT SHYT TO SAY. HE REALLY CARES FOR THI
My Fu Family
I'm sitting at work and i'm thinking, What would i do without Fu? My eyes are tired, My head it aches, But i know what i can do... I'll message my buddy called Fuzzy, He's always making me smile, He posts silly comments, is a real life saint, And will keep me sane for a while... My Soul mate is also on Fu, She's gentle and funny and kind, Watch out for drunken comments, She knows how to stalk, The most caring woman you'll find!... And then there's this geezer called Marty, A Scotsman living in a towel, He welds up his cars, Arranged a seedy meet in a bar :P And his air guitar moves make me howl... We mustn't forget our Lou Lou, I loves her to bits, she's a hoot, She's a crazed footy fan, Drives a huge car, With Billy boy barkin in the boot! From West Virginia is my buddy Chaos, He's a cutie who lives over the pond, Amazing good friend And if i was a witch, I'd magic him here with my wand! The one that i miss, my friend Link, He's busy right n
10 Tips To Etiquette In Chat Rooms!
Welcome to Gem's guide to chating for nO0bs,geeks and white/black hetro/gay males/females who are generaly far to unatractive in society's eyes due to there actions..... The road ahead is long and tedious and at times cut throat, but if you posess the most basic chat lingo and rules you should be on your way to being accepted by reg's in no time... 1...Upon entering a room you first words should not be... " s m 32 cali ladies press1234 if ur horny " This will automatticly cause you ridicule among the reg's ( a reg is one who frequents a room on a regular basis ) and others in the room. Alternetly the first thing also should not be ... " WHERE ALL DA FAT BITCHES AT " This also will creat a feeling of dislike among chatters 2...Do not randomly ask ppl (people) for their a/s/l we at least expect you to look at out pic ( picture ) and info before you try to talk to us ( yes i am one of the purrdy ppl to ) 3... If one lady/man rejects ur of
Land Of Make Believe...
Wanna play with me? MissHush.com
Once Upon A Time
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothe
123,00 To Godfather Its His Happy Hour
HELP HIM GODFATHER.HES A LEVELER AND HELPS EVERYONE LEVEL UP _Cappy_@ fubar
90`s Kidz
The 90's kids ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF... YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR" YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL. YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS" YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV. YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL. YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S YOU STILL GET THE URGE TOSAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.NOT. YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLEC
100,000 To Godfather
HELP HIM GODFATHER.HES A LEVELER AND HELPS EVERYONE LEVEL UP..ITS HIS HAPPY HOUR _Cappy_@ fubar
Condoms....
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HEY U GUYS HERES MY CELL CALL WHENEVER IF U GOT CINGULAR????
As Beautiful As A Sunset
you are as beautiful as a sunset, i am truely glad we have met, you are as sweet as ice cream, you are the one i would love to have in my dream, you seem wonderful and true, i promise never to make you feel blue, hopeing our two hearts become as one, truely wishing them never to come undone, getting to know each other will be fun, you are like a summers breeze, that softly blows through the leaves on a tree, bringing me down to one knee, you make my heart feel free, it is you i honestly wish to see, i have a heart of gold, a heart i hope one day you will hold, i am honest and true, i woke thinking of you, time is what i have to give to you, and someday a love that would be true, cause i could see growing old with you, you are my breath of fresh air, someone i hope to hold dear, i am truely someone who can care, but dreaming of you here, for me to be there for you, as i hope you would be for me too, this poem came to mind, when i thought of you, i hope it do
Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 WHEN 1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 12. Even worse, you know exactly to who
Patience ...and Virtue... All Over Rated...
I got screwed out of my morning...yet again. Funny how that happens alot lately. Dj got on the bus this morning, thankfully they've straightened out the bus schedule and it comes and goes when it's supposed to. I think the fat chick up the street is still pissed the afternoon bus makes a special stop in front of my house but she can kick rocks. I'm stuck babysitting...again. I hate kids. Don't get me wrong, I love MY kids... I just don't have the patience for anyone elses. Especialy not undisciplined and disrespectful children such as this one. She's managed to break a TV...I knew it would happene eventualy since her parents never bother to stop her from jumping, kicking, or otherwise destroying my stuff when they're around. I knew it was just a matter of time before she broke something actualy worth something. Great...I don't get paid enough to deal with this crap. Wait, I don't get paid at all >:op I do this shit for free....not by choice mind you but that's my fault for trying to h
40,000 To Godfather Another One
He need 40k to GODFATHER..SHOW SOME LOVE THE BOSS@ fubar
Days Turn To Nights
days turn to nights, im seeing all the beautiful sights, seeing the city lights, knowing you is a delight, truely makes me feel right, you are a wonderful sight, you make my heart feel tight, for so long i felt alone and tired, getting to know you makes me feel wired, heart beating to fast to control, and wanting you to know, this is a weird feeling, i dont know the meaning, i just go with the flow, now i just want to see where we go, to hold you in my arms would be grand, walking with you hand and hand, slowly turn you to me face to face, would make both our hearts race, looking into each others eyes, and never questioning why, i will never lie or make you cry, honor and respect to you i will give, now my heart will truely live, as beats come and go, my heart will be glad to show, how special you can be to me, if you just take the chance to see, where our paths will lead, wondering if you were meant for me, all we can do is take our time and see, if we c
40,000 To Godfather Another One
He need 40k to GODFATHER THE BOSS@ fubar
I Just Want A Freaking Sandwich
I decided to walk to the Barnes & Noble near my office over lunch to buy a couple of books I've wanted. Following that, I decided to try out the upscale sandwich/soup/pastry place in the area. Not exactly my first choice but a sandwich sounded good and my other alternatives were seafood, Cheescake Factory and PF Chang's. A quick sammy would hit the spot. Unfortunately, this wasn't Subway or Quizno's. I was immediately confronted with a dizzying array of choices, none of which sounded remotely familiar or satisfying. While staring earnestly up at the menu, I was not so subtely informed that I was not in the proper line. Apparently, the area immediately in front of the person who appears to be the cashier is not the line. No, the line is the disorganized gaggle of people gathered to my immediate right. Well, it'll give me a few more minutes to decipher the menu. As fate would have it an emergency back-up cashier took up station at the to-go stand, but dutifully began taki
Angels
There are angels among us, one for me and one for you. God sent them to watch over us, our whole lives through. I knew that when I met you, I saw a certain spark. you appeared before me, when the world seemed so dark. God must have had me in mind when he gave me a friend like you. He knew I would need advice, and a helping hand or two; Someone to pick me up, when I stumble and fall, when the world seems so horrible and not worth living at all. I have certainly had my days when I needed your hand. I thank God for sending you to me, and for including me in His plan. If you ever need comfort, the way I sometimes do, please think of me, I will always reach out my hand and offer you comfort too. Author Unknown
True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life! Author Unknown
Divorced!
Well after 12 1/2 years of marriage and 3 kids later.. I am finally divorced! I now am the primary parent for my 3 kids. My ex will be moving home to Missouri tomorrow, so he will not be any help being 20 hours away. With this all happening, I have to get a larger place... a two bedroom apartment with 2 boys and a teenage girl is not efficiant! So I am weighing out my options with my job and continuing to live here... Considering moving near my parents which is 3 hours north of where I am now... but will be able to call someone to help with the kids if I have to work late, plus its cheaper to live there... but I dont think I am going to make as much as I do now But then again... I will miss some very special people if I move away from here... It may be hard, but I know if I put my mind to it and cut out any unneeded spending I could actually pull it off staying here... Well I guess I am going to have to really think long and hard this weekend and then will make me decis
An Honest Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed, pointing out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank cheque and says, "I don't care what it costs, please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing." The woman returns the next day and to her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?" To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank cheque. There's no charge," he says. "No, really, I must compensate you for t
Dream Man
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, And not afraid to admit when he's wrong. One who thinks before he speaks, And when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks. I pray that he's gainfully employed, And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed. One who pulls out my chair and opens the door, And massages my shoulders and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind, And knows what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin' And bring ME something too, when he goes to the kitchen! A man who will love me for days without end, And never compare me with his old girlfriend. Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait, For I know you will send him before it's too late!
A Romantic Night
a romantic night, with you will be a great sight, and would honestly feel right, days turn to nights, im seeing all the beautiful sights, seeing the city lights, knowing you is a delight, truely makes me feel right, you are a wonderful sight, you make my heart feel tight, for so long i felt alone and tired, getting to know you makes me feel wired, heart beating to fast to control, and wanting you to know, this is a weird feeling, i dont know the meaning, i just go with the flow, now i just want to see where we go, to hold you in my arms would be grand, walking with you hand and hand, slowly turn you to me face to face, would make both our hearts race, looking into each others eyes, and never questioning why, i will never lie or make you cry, honor and respect to you i will give, now my heart will truely live, as beats come and go, my heart will be glad to show, how special you can be to me, if you just take the chance to see, where our paths will lead, w
About Me
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES, MY GRANDMA 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. Do you like your handwriting? NO 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAM 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 2 GIRLS AND A BOY 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? SOMETIMES 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS YES 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NO 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? FRUIT LOOPS 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? SOMETIMES 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? STRAWBERRY OR VANILLA 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? THEIR EYES 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? MY WEIGHT 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST MY STEP DAD 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? YES 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Missing Girl's Parents To Be Named As Suspects
Updated: 1 hour, 24 minutes ago PORTIMAO, Portugal - The parents of a British girl whose disappearance sparked a global search will be formally named as suspects, family friends said Friday, after the child’s mother was questioned for 11 hours by Portuguese police. The allegations related to traces of blood found in a car rented by Kate and Gerry McCann, according to Justine McGuinness, a family spokeswoman. McGuinness said the car was rented 25 days after 4-year-old Madeleine was abducted on May 3. Kate McCann was questioned for a second day at a police station over the disappearance of Madeleine. Her husband, Gerry, was also due to be questioned. “They believe they have evidence to show that in some way she is involved in the death of her daughter, which is completely ludicrous,” McGuinness told British Broadcasting Corp. television. Kate and Gerry McCann, both doctors from central England, have spearheaded an intense media campaign since Madeleine vanished May 3 from a
Are You An Independent Musician?
Stinkeye Radio is looking for Independent Musicians! Stinkeye Radio supports independent musicians, if you would like your music played on our station feel free to contact us for details on how to get your music on our air waves at stinkeyeradio@yahoo.com
Rember 9/11
LIGHTS ON.....9/11 PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have under two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11 Please lets all do this, I know I will
Down Raters
so when sum one downrates u do in turn give them the same rate, a lower one or higher one lol people are so funny lol im honest i never rate ne one less than what they give me ...so what is the proper fubar rules hmmm plz explain sum one lol
Why Do They Think They Know???
Ok so I guess this could be considered a rant or whatever just some shit on my mind and yeah time to get it off. So I got questions for everyone please feel free to answer with your comments and whatever else you feel like saying. Why do people feel they gotta speak on things that they have no fucking idea about?? Why do people gotta be jealous and destructive against things that they envy? Why can't people just happy for one another instead they gotta try and be sneaky and try to put doubts in motherfuckers heads like we just blind and don't see what they are attempting. Anyone that knows me knows I am really not a big internet person. I spent most of my life doing shit that people said I shouldn't and I have usually always handled my issues in my life with a suitable amount of force. I have turned over a new leaf as of late due to my wonderful woman she has helped to change to the man that will be more diplomatic then to just be an aggressor. But things like what I am talking about r
Torn
One day your sitting there watching as everything falls in place. The very next moment you look around and friends are gone, lovers are gone, and life has taken everything to the center of hell. I watched in just a matter of moments how a frienship of such a long time was lossed over a miscommunication. How can that be? What was the purpose? Why would you drop something that has alot of value to everyone. Someone who listened, talked to, understood, and mostly shared thoughts ideas and plans with. Its hard to walk away from something that helped you grow and would still help you grow if it was there...
14,500 To Godfather
HES SO CLOSE.... SHOW SOME LOVE... THE BOSS@ fubar
Love
LOVING the RIGHT PERSON at the WRONG TIME, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right? Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but t
Single And Untaken
i am single and untaken, that is no faken, no one tries to know, the person on this side, so i just sit back and hide, i gave up my search so long ago, cause my heart has a hole, walls i built cant be broke, that is no joke, i hate booty calls, thats why i have my walls, my heart is true, no one ever has a clue, as a friend i will be here for you, dont ask for what i cant give, life one day at a time i do live, im a friend that would have your back, and never make a wise crack, a friend to be here when you are sad, and even a friend when you are mad, when you feel blue, i will try to cheer you up too, i was married for 20 years, and too many tears, relationships are what i now fear, so a friend is all i am or can be, thats good enough for me, friends with benifits is so wrong, wish some country singer, would make that thier next song, so please understand me, get to know me, what i have inside, its the feelings i always hide, i never hit a lady in my
Updates
i have added couple videos if you listen to bob and tom in the morning and some crush meter. check them out when you get a chance thnaks paul
12,000 To Godfather
HES SO CLOSE..SHOW SOME LOVE..THANKS FOR HELPING EVERYONE THE BOSS@ fubar
Denile And Her Ramblings
As One of the Models for the Plus Sized Pin Up Model site Naughtyvixenz.com.. I would like to invite all who read this to check out our Messageboard. There you can keep tabs on what's new and what's coming as well as your favorite NV Model. Plus, It would make me Uber Happy to receive some feedback on my pics and or set Ideas. Tell me what you want to see :)
Party
partying is fun partying is cool partying is exciting so just party till you fucking drop
Looking For A Few Good Bombers
Well I've been talking to a few friends and were gonna start our own bombing family and call ourselves the spankers club! Send me a message if your interested or just check out the home page for the ultimate spankers club and leave a message there. Were just a group of people that have become pretty good friends and we would love for you to join us! You dont need to put the title in ur name if you dont want thats up to you. Theres only a few things that i ask though and thats to add the spankers club to your friends list (ive got mine on my family list just easier to find that way) & check the blogs on that page to see who is in a contest or who needs help leveling & do whatever you can to help that person out. We wanna make sure any member that is in a contest gets in first place and stays there!! If your a member and have a friend that needs help send a message with the persons link to the spankers club page and we will get a blog and bulletin set up for that person. If you have any
Unique
Come on PPL Let's Do This! Unique ONLY Needs 1,099,466 To Godfather! WE CAN DO IT! LMMFAO!!!~ Unique Dream ™ ~@ fubarSeriously... If You Don't Have him Added Yet Go Do It. He's A Kewl Dude!Ladies.., You know you want to :PRate Him And Fan Him Too :)Thank You All,KDM
The Dragon
In the darkness the dragon wakes, to a cold heart the dragon takes. With you by my side the dragon sleeps, on dragon wings, your wishes leap.
Won't Be Around As Much....
Well since Fubar has become high school fucking drama all over again for me, I've decided to cut back on my time here. So, I won't be around as much...for those that I have formed a bond with - get at me so I can give you my Yahoo IM...that is where I will mostly be spending my time.
Wings In The Wind
Far, far into the distant horizon let's ride forgotten on wings in the wind. Sometime we will surely meet as the charming future Beckons us on. Let's start the journey To a new world, and open the door to a memorable legend
Sober
Ive blogged this because its such an amazing song. Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come. Jesus, wont you fucking whistle. something but the past and done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me
When 2 Shine As 1
In your dreams, magical thoughts… All things are real, unless you dream there not. In your dreams, love is the plot Carried on wings of hope. Each of our souls intertwine when we do. Instantly we see it the time to grow and be it When everything is pinned on a hope. Let rise the dreams of your heart, that innocent youth Careless and kind. Free to roam the breeze in love, only when two brilliantly shine as one.
Beyond The Pain
What lies beyond these days of sorrow? A voice cries out, Awakening the soul of this cold world. Shedding the lonliness of yesterday, i rise once again to face the dawning of a new Era, what is there left for me to believe in now?... as the cries of my soul destroy the darkness, i gase upon a ray of light, guiding the world, and clinging to a dream that will never die.
Congratulations 2 Godfathers Today
Congratulations to these two Fubars on Godfathering today.Stop by and Congratulate them. _Cappy_@ fubar THE BOSS@ fubar
Congratulations 2 Godfathers Today
THANKS EVERYONE FOR HELP CAPPY AND THE BOSS GODFATHER..MUCH LOVE AND RESPECT Congratulations to these two Fubars on Godfathering today.Stop by and Congratulate them. _Cappy_@ fubar THE BOSS@ fubar
Family Bomb Fest 07
OK BOMBFEST STARTS ON THE 15TH AND I NEED ALL OF YOU WHO ARE GOING TO BE BOMBING WITH ME TO RATE ADD AND FAN THE HOST. RUBIAS ROCKIN IN NYC THE FALL BOMB FEST COMIN SEPT15,TO SEPT30@ fubar THANKS GUYS ITS THE RULES XOXOXO CHERRYPIEX
Did You Ever
Did you ever love someone, yet know, they had no love for you? Did you ever want to cry, yet think, what good would it do? Did you ever gaze into their eyes, and say a silent prayer? Did you ever look real closely, yet see, no love was there? Did you ever see them walking, in the candle light's glow, Thinking, how you love them so, yet, you can never let them know? Please don't fall in love, dear friend, it really doesn't pay, It's not worth the pain and heartache, that it causes every day. Did you ever think of where they are, and wonder if they are being true? One moment, you are walking on the clouds, the next you are sad and blue. Love can be magical, yet can hurt too much, and the price you pay, so high. If I had a choice between love and death, I think I'd choose to die. Please, don't fall in love, dear friend, it will only hurt, before it's through. You see, dear friend, I really know, for I fell in love...with you. ~Goddess_Veronique~
Sweet Friend
hey all of my sexxii friends please come help my friend she a great person an friends she alawys thier for plz show her sum love if you drop 200 comments ill buy u a big pimpin gift just let me know
Movie Review
Hello everyone. I plan on using this blog for movie and television shows reviews. I know, who needs another critic. It's just my humble opinion. Feel free to agree, disagree, comment or whatever. First up: Stardust I saw this movie last week after hearing some good word of mouth about it. I thought it was an excellent movie. It had a good story, very good acting, (Michelle Pfeifer was Great!)and good special effects. There was a lot of humor as well as plenty of action and romance. It reminded me a lot of The Princess Bride. It had a great deal of the same qualities. Very good movie for the whole family to see together. I highly recommend it! Well, that's all for now. See, that wasn't too bad was it? Time to gear up for the new television season. Later! TV Junkie
New Photos
I am taking a 3day excursion into the backwater swamps of northwest Florida. I am hoping to create some new photos for my portfolio and for a new up and coming outdoor mag. I hope the trip goes well. I didnt know that Florida had any wildlife sites that are still untouched except for the everglade area. I have been warned by my guide to watch for Rattlesnakes, Coral Snakes, watermocs, Gaters, scorpions, and spiders....Now doesnt that sound like a fun filled weekend?!? For the photos though...I will risk it. Live is supposed to be and adventure right? Well if I make it back whole I hope to have some terrific photos. Wish me luck everyone and lets pray it doesnt rain. With everything else, I dont think I need that
Thank You For Helping Me Get My Happy Hour
I want to thank you all for all the love you showed me to help me get my Happy hour. There are so many too name but I tried to watch everyone that was there and will be going to help them. I would like to thank Cappy for the givaway. Thank you to all my friends and family. A special thank you to the Confederate Bombers for coming and finishing me in time for Bomb fest.Love ya all. You all RAWK!!! ♥BooBoo...Founder of Shadow Levelers@ fubar
To All My Friends On Fubar
Well I joined fubar because my closest friend Dez told me about the site. If she hadn't I never would of known about it. I must say, I LOVE this site!! At least here I have people that actually talk to me!! Maybe now I can network and make more friends that are not all about using me for one thing or another. So, Dez, thank you so much for the invite to this wonderful site!! I will be sure to pass it on!
6900 To Rockstar
show her some love Keenatastic@ fubar
Military
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a ma
2000 To Rockstar
SHOW SOME LOVE Keenatastic@ fubar
Please Help My Buddy :)
WwW.SparkleTags.Com A friend of mine is in the Most Seductive SFW pic contest. Please stop by and show her some love. She does so much and is always there for others. Gothic Rose WwW.SparkleTags.Com

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