Fubar Blogs 5

The New Guy....
Hey, guess im one of the new guys here, umm just got outta a not so great relationship :( and movin on.... lookin for new people and things to do, and well stumbled onto this place, so just wanted to say hi, i got more pics and stuff to put up.. but i gotta dig em up..

Sending Me Fubar Mail
Due to just getting tons of mail on how to be a true American, I won't be accepting any mail from anyone unless you're on my friends list. Now it's time for me to vent... If you are on my friends list, please, don't ever fuckin tell me on how to be a true American!!! Don't ever send me shit on how to be a true American, don't ever put down our troops, talk about the cruelty we're (American Soldiers) causing in Iraq or anywhere else or bad mouth or be ashamed of being American. I can make a very long list on how True Americans should act and things they should fight for, but I won't, because unless you've served or have family whom has served, you won't understand... God, I'm so fuckin pissed I can't even think straight...I love America and I love everyone who loves America, if you hate us, then feel free to get the fuck off my friend's list cause I fuckin hate you anyway. As far as the war in Iraq goes, I support it, we've lost too many lives (American) to give u

Abuse....
Control, a very big problem these days in relatioinships. People seem to come across this very frequently in their lives. Now I have noticed a lot of women get the stronger version of control then men. You want to know what a strong version of control is you say? Well usually in this case the guy that this woman is dating, usually ends up trying to tell her what to do, by stating who she can hang out with, calling up to make sure she is on the way home like she should be and so forth. Now that is just the little part of that, so when you start to notice your man putting you down for no reason, telling you that you can't go nowhere, and also turning into a real nice guy then turning into a real jerk/ass/prick whatever you want to call him. Like a nice Mr Jekil n Hyde, that is a sign to hurry up and get out of that relationships and try not to get anywhere near that person. Now if you don't want to listen to that, usually you will get massive phone calls, text messages, anything to let y

Changes..
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...

Trying To Keep Head Up
I keep breathing in this life that hurts I keep eating this poison dessert I keep waking up in this nightmarish dream I keep walking the halls of satanic screams I keep breathing this life as it always has been I keep wondering is there more in life than this awful sin?

You Can Sit Your Cup On It...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!

Thee
Dost I tremble, In fear? Or better, Tis it the, Sweet fruit of, Anticipation? Nor I need to speak, My heart. For thee see in thine eyes, Such love and trust, It melts thou Knights heart, As I tremble an vibrate with thee. As if two lutes, Strummed, In symphony My love how I honor thee. Love thee more than, These poor words could speak. That I seek, Forever, To find my heart with thee.

Morningshowcentral
We do a internet radio show on Friday nights at 9pm Est. The show is live and we take your calls on the night of the show. We have had guest on our show from Bumblefoot From Gun & Roses, Don Jamieson,Steve Smyth,Jim Florentine,Tracii Guns From LA Gunz, Eddie Trunk,Aries Spears,Heidi Cortez,Reverend Bob Levy,Rudy Sarzo,Eddie Ojeda,Steve Trevino ETC.... If you like to check it out go to http://www.morningshowcentral.com Thanks everyone Sign up and post in our forums The show is based in Cleveland Ohio

Seduce
Seduce me as My hands wander instinctively I want to touch every part of you Your body moves in sync with mine As each time we kiss becomes more intense passion and excitement overtake me You drive me crazy the way you always do My desire for you so strong A pleasure I can only get from you I want to lay by your side all night long, kissing you as you seduce me with your eyes

Long
I long for your soft lips on my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name we are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts thunder together as one

Make You
My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin as I lower down on to my knees I slide you out an take you in my velvet mouth as I go so long and so sweet it'll make you shiver and maybe even weep………

Shower
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

Reading "about Me" Section Before Adding (plz Read)
OK PEOPLE ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER JUST LOOKING AT MY PICS AND THEN ADDING ME OR JUST ADDING ME FOR THE HELL OF IT CAUSE THEY NEED MORE FRIENDS FOR THE POINTS...WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A FLAT FUCK THAT YOU NEED POINTS I DONT NOW AND I NEVER WILL SO GIVE THAT SHIT UP FROM NOW ON ANYONE PLANNING TO ADD ME MUST READ MY "ABOUT ME" SECTION IF YOUR GOING TO ADD ME ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME NOT JUST ADD ME TO BE FUCKIN ADDIN ME BECAUSE YOU NEED THE DAMN POINTS BECAUSE FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU NEEDING POINTS THATS NOT WHAT IM HERE FOR IM HERE FOR FRIENDS THE POINTS ARE JUST A BONUS FOR ME...SO START READING THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION OR DONT FUCKIN ADD ME AT ALL K THANKS MUAHZ TO ALL PEACE! ~+ADEMA+~ *NOTE:THIS WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON MY MAIN PROFILE PAGE K THANKS.

Lyrics
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they

Omg Make It Stop
Where is the limit on the bouncer codes? I cant rate pictures now without putting in a code. This is seriously stupid.I'm not leaving a comment i'm just rating pictures to help someone level. Is there ever a limit on the change? I understand if im bombing a picture with comments having to put in codes to stop the cheaters. But to now do it just to rate them is absurd. Come on and give us some kind of break some of us are trying to help others and do it legit. I guess if this keeps up who wants to try and attempt a level up on a high amount with putting a code in every other picture. One more thing I don't understand the Bouncer code for is to buy a gift.How many are going to spam there Fubucks.We spend money on this site work with us not against us.

Why Do We All Wear Two Pairs Of Pants?
Yeah, I know, a ridiculous and useless question, maybe, but to me, the rituals and habits we humans put ourselves through, are sometimes ridiculous and useless. There are many little things in our lives that are not complicated, but add to the complication of our lives. Here's the stupid question, and to this day, I have not had a soul who had the answer. WHY THE HELL DO WE WEAR UNDER WEAR? Especially for us guys. At least for the girls, they serve both aesthetically and practically, (for those women who choose a particular hygienic product once a month). But what the hell do I need them for. To me it's just another item that has to get tossed in the washing machine and dryer, then folded, put away, and hide my matching socks from their respective mate. Is it for support? No, if so, then why do 50% of men wear boxers. Is it to protect our outer garment from unsightly and embarrassing stains? I don't believe so, most if not all my pants are dark in color, so those stains would not be no

Untitled Poem
When the last scale of the living cacoon sluffs away and the wings of maturity are absent... Were you ever prepared for existence among the myriad of beautiful creatures? It will strike you one day; It will pierced you like a blood-soaked quill of criticism. Will you call it art as the ink travels across your flesh like the weeping of the old earth? Or will it scar you beneath your breast plate as you stand fast on the battlefield? Do you believe one lifetime will change you? No... you're headstrong and lust for fleeting shadows... where you can be a somber angel, floating on dark delights, with primal entities that search for love or destruction.

Skinny Chicks And Men Who Like Them
I hate skinny chicks, and the guys who like them.... First off if you don't have the right measurements, men don't wanna talk to ya. Well, i got a thing or 2 to say to them... you are sick for being what other people want u to be. Because the world says that skinny is the "IN" thing to be, you cater to the image that people want. Well, i am hefty and i love me. I don't care what people have to say about what i look like. For all i care you can all eat your own shit and drink your own piss all you want. I will sit here and eat my Mc Rib and love it... mmmmmmmmm. For the guys that like skinny toothpick chicks.. go jack off with a razor blade glove!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aint worth having anyway!!! All my BBW women Unite! Stand up and say Fuck the Skinny! Why try to be skinny? Why do we wanna be what society says we should be? Fuck em all and feed them fishheads!!!! All of them. Thank You!!!!!

If It Were You, Wouldnt You Want The Help??
Graphixs@ fubar This is one special guy who helps everyone. If you don't know him yet, your missing out. Girls hit him up, guys don't be skurred, he's cool peeps! Please do what you can to show him some FU-love. He is only around 42K out from hitting level 19 so anything you can do is appreciated! Thanks and much love to you, Sonya xoxox

Father Plans Bike Trek Across Nation
Father plans bike trek across nation By Bill Lindau Freelance Writer Kai Davis looks like a healthy child. He’s smiling, playful and full of energy. Only the shaved head and the device on his chest are giveaways. Kai, 4, is a very sick child. When he was two and one-half years old, Kai was diagnosed with neuroblastoma, a form of cancer that affects only infants and toddlers, said his father and mother, Ven and Rashanna Davis of Raeford. Kai is doing much better now, with the necessary treatment, but he is not out of the proverbial woods yet. Ven wants him to get better, and he does not want other children to go through the same thing as his own son, so Ven, an avid bicyclist, and several friends are planning a cross-country bike ride to raise funds for treatment of pediatric cancer, and also raise awareness of such afflictions. He also hopes to have a production company make a documentary film about pediatric cancer. Kai has found himself blessed with a lot of support. WRAL

Boos Boos Shitbox
Well first of all before i actually start doing my blog,i would just like to thank you all for being such friendly people and making me feel welcome on here,as you all know i only joined tonight and im so glad i did thankyou guys..muahzz

Bar Diaries #1
Well, those of you that know me, you KNOW I have some hella funny stories! If you are easily offended, please don't read this, but everyone else, ENJOY!!!!!!!!! (There will be more to come!!!!) Okay, let me start off by saying that working in this industry with the people that I work with is always another story in itself.............. (I'm not going to use any names because I wouldn't want to embarrass anyone..... LOL) I have to start off with the most recent becaue it sticks out in my mind the most........... Take into consideration that customers are ALWAYS lingering around us............. One of my girls (because I am considered the mom of our whole group and I'm the one that everyone comes to when they need adivice or have a problem.........why????) had her phone on the table where she was sitting and got up to check on one of her tables. Well, her phone starts ringing....... and one of the lingerers sees it and picks it up, immediately hands it over to her and tel

Dentist
So...I went to work at 7am to try to clear my mind before work. Got off...and headed home. I had a friend take me to the dentist at 1pm. I don't know when the procedure started....but I remember the long ass needle that hurt like hell goin' into my jaw on the left side. They start workin' the tooth out...and it's not a short process when pain shoots through my mouth. Yeah...not enough medicine...this happened 3 times on the left side. After they finish that side they told me to try to relax and I tried to clear my mind and even lied to myself saying it was all over. Then my arm starts shaking...slowly at first but it starts moving throughout my body. The only other time I've shook like that was after my first car accident in which my 98 tiburon was spun out on the highway tearing up about fifty to a hundred feet of guardrail and leaving the bumper yards away. Got a concussion from that nice lil excursion. So yeah...the shaking won't stop. The doctor asked me how many meals I'

Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that

Game Over.....
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.

Rantings Of A Mad Man
I have recently realized that there are quite a few people here at fubar that seem to have one agenda. That is to just get as many points as possible as fast as possible no mater what it takes (such as posting as many erotic or nude pictures of themselves as they can.) They remind me of the women who you see in a real bar who wear the sexiest clothes in their arsenal, or as little clothes as the law allows, just to get attention. Now in a real bar the guys sit back and drool as their wifes or girlfriends elbow them in the ribs, or some guys who actually think they have a snowballs chance in hell of getting laid get shot down, crash and burn, when the they try to hit on the slut. But here at fubar you simply get totally ignored once you have rated the point gathering egomaniacs with 10's, or 11 if you are a VIP. And God forbid you rate them less than a 10 because then you are labeled a “hater”. Well listen up you whore mongers of points. Just because we don't give you a 10 doesn't mean

Work
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visit

Love
love is like a rose very beautifull i suppose so full of promise as it flows it comes and goes like how a river flows it brings both promise and woes like a rose it is beautiful its beauty is masked with thorns love is great but containes woes the thorns are the woes because love is like a rose

People Are Really Trippin Up Here!!
yesterday i posted a mumm so others could laugh with me!! Beyonce fell 2 weeks ago on stage at a concert and it was all over u tube it was pretty damn funny anyway people were commenting and voting and it was cool! i had a few good laughs from the comments i got the best one was from sailor who said he'd still nut on her chin!!!lol anyhow my point of this blog is some fuckin idiot marked the mumm nsfw and it got deleted i cannot do another mumm and they threatened to delete my profile if it happens again so this goes to the asshole who marked my mumm nsfw. " you fucking suck!!!" there is no way a person falling is nsfw and besides people fall every day and someone laughs about it! shit the last time i fell my peps laughed at me anf i wasnt laughing then but looking back on it it was funny. so folks quit trippin if u dont like some thing then leave it alone! dont read it take me off ur friends list or whatever u need to do to block me from u but don't jeopardize my profile and fun jus

Beware Of The Perfume Scam!!!!!!
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He

New Touring Show...
Working on a new 2 set extreme escape club show that I will be touring with VERY soon. The new show will feature 4 extreme escapes per set that will have me facing impaling, strangulation, forced cranial/brain surgery, disembowling, and a host of other torturous and delightful fates should I screw up. And of course, all set to a shattering background of metal tunes from the likes of RAMMSTEIN, THOR and SERPENT. This will be the most extreme club show anyone has ever put together or even had the balls to try. No gimmicks, no bullshit, and NO second chances... Santini

The Hour With The Wolf
THE HOUR OF THE WOLF I look in fear of what he sees, and wondering what is yet to unfold. He looks at me with eyes of fire. And yet I do not tear .I want and hunger for him that I would take the anger he holds in so deep. I often of how much it will scares me. I know it will. In my dreams I am the devils mistress I do know. Knowing all the anger and sadism wanting to come out. Yes its terrifying to know the day will come I will get what I asked for and what Will he love me Will he tie me to the cross I dread, but yet will he….. Will he look at me with the devils face and could he even take me to subspace.. And would he take away all my other fears away And in time will he always let me stay. I do where his collar and I do what ever he wants because I know that the day is soon. What will he do I guess I have to wait and see will he do this for me never let me go will he…………. IF IT WAS A LIFTIME I WOULD KNOW

When Wwiii Started
When WW III Started ~~~ 1979 ! US Navy Captain Ouimette is the Executive Officer at Naval Air Station, Pensacola, Florida. Here is a copy of the speech he gave last month. It is an accurate account of why we are in so much trouble today and why this action is so necessary. AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed -AD) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have continued to hit the snooze button and roll over for a few more minutes of peaceful sleep since then. It was a cool fall day in November 1979 in a country going through a religious and political upheaval when a group of Iranian students attacked and seized the American Embassy in Tehran. This seizure was an outright attack on American soil; it was an attack that held the world's most powerful country hostage and paralyzed a

Work
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a week....wow hope my old bones can handle it...LOL

Truth Be Known
Truths: People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

So Tired Today
Im so tied today, I was up till the early hours with 2 gorgeous females. I dont even know why I went to bed as the sun was just starting to rise. But to the ladies involved you know who you are it was good fun, we will have to do it again sometime :)

Question........
WELCOME SINNERS! over time thats what we have all become, that is according to most beliefs, and lets face it we are all on fubar with playful thoughts ;) well its time to say fuck the judgement! lets just have a good fucking time and base ourselves around a different perspective, RESPECT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT, dont waste your time getting ran over or used. say loudly and clearly to those bastards, FUCK YOU! then come take out your agressions with people you can relate to! 69SINS represents all that is real, we are blunt and to the point. we dont believe in the sell out FAD bullshit. we are true to ourselves! so if your true to yourself, and find that you share the same frustration about the stupidity of the masses, check us out! you may dig it! www.69sins.net

Modern Man Or Old Prude
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repulse

Men
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.

I Need Some Help From All My Friends Out There
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE LIKE FEBRUARY OR MARCH.....OR WHEN IT WAS JUST CALLED CHERRY TAP!!! CAN SOME YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN ON HOW THIS THING WORKS AGAIN.......I AM REALLY USED TO MYSPACE.COM BUT YOU LOVELY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HITTING ME ON HERE SO I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME IN RETURN BUT DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT ALL WORKS......LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX OR RESPOND TO THIS AND I MIGHT GET BACK AT YOU.....

Drugs??!!??
Parents who drugged us!!!!!? ? The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question. Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up? I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather. I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me. I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out

Everything Happens For A Reason
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. >When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. >When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you >have expressed. >They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with >guidance and support, >to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a >godsend and they are. >They are there for the reason you need them to be. >Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, >this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. >Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. >Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. >What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, >their work is done. >The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. > >Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to >share, gro

Let It Go
There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over and you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to kn

Why Do I
I just need to vent for a minute...... I have been with my "Hubby" for 3yrs now we seperated and got back together after 4 months of being apart........ I have tried my best to keep my chin up and take all the bad with what was once good. And some times I just keep asking myself why do I keep trying. I has been rough since we got back together, I mean with all the new emotions and anger and hurt and all. I mean I know we love each other but yet and still Sometimes I feel like its one sided. And he tells me the same thing. Sometimes he is such a jerk and hurts my feelings so bad and he acts like he dont care. And I just dont know how to take it any more. Its been six of the longest months I have ever had since we got back together. And it seems like all I do is cry and then I get angry at myself for doing that. Yet I know I love him because I have been married before and when I left there was never any looking back. And when I left all I have wanted was to be back. Mind you we liv

Boring
THE REEASON I SAY WHATS THE POINT IS WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS SITE EVERY ONE TALKED WITH EVERY ONE AND NOW EVERY ONE IS EITHER AN ASS OR JUST PLAIN RUDE, YOU CANT LOOK AT MY PICS UNLESS YOU RATE ME FIRST BULL SHIT OR RATE MY PICS AND ILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU BULL SHIT AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO TALK BULL SHIT NO ONE DOES THAT ANY MORE I JUST RECENTY GOT BACK ON THIS SITE CAUSE I WAS BORED WITH IT HOW CAN WE TALK IF YOU DONT ANSWER BACK WHEN I SAY SOME THING TO YOU STOP BEIN SO STUCK UP AND ANSWER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU OK IVE SAID WHAT I WANT TALK WITH YOU LATER HAVE A GOOD DAY

The 3 Musketeers
there were three of us and we grew up in different parts of south carolina , 2 of them were brothers and me , they grew up in sumter , sc and i grew up in charleston,sc., but we met every summer at myrtle beach and gave each other shells from the beach . their mother has excepted me into the family so i had a mom that loved me , their sis bev. was a stinker growing up never wanted to do any thing with us . so the oldest brother and i dated , and the middle child wanted to be with me, and he could not be with me b/c he was to young but he hung out with his brother and i .now the young brother and i met up again after years have gone by and now he is still part of my family . he is still my little brother and now that mom has been gone , mom wanted me to take the role of being mom to him and looking out for him so he dont get hurt the 3 musketeers are (me)tauras556814810, dragonmaster(garrett), and his(brother)patrick now there is one more person that we added and that is tim de

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Hey wassup everything....this is to everyone on my friends list. As everyone should know by now I work at LUX Night Club in Orlando. Over the past few days Lux has been getting tons of responses to the grand opening for Aug. 16, 2007. It has gotten so busy that Lux decided to add another grand opening night which will also be Aug. 17th.... if that's not good enough as of yesterday it's gonna be a triple grand opening also adding Aug. 18th. However, I have only 4 VIP tickets to LUX Grand opening on Aug. 16, 2007. However, you must be 21 years old to enter for the tickets. This will give you and one guest of your choice to have access to VIP and Ultra Premium Open Bar. If that's not good enough...special guest DJ Erik Velez. will be spinning through out the night. Now you wanna know how you get the tickets??? Well, everyone must send me a private message sending me their name, phone number, email address, current location and age. Please if you are under 21 please do not enter...we will

Dishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba

The Budweiser Method ;)
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a 3." "A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women." Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar,

Eye Color
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo

Patches My Dog
Iv made it as a finalist with another one.. this time its with my puppy dog. On behalf Reeve and John Warton, our 2 editors, have reviewed your photograph, My patch of dirty snow, and have selected it for its asymmetric composition and light mix used throughout. Please click the link below to view the photograph selected. http://www.photolaureates.org/show_photo_in_email.php?EMAIL=yankeecrow5@yahoo.com

Ramblings Of A Crazy Woman...
It's almost been a year since I met my "Magic Man". I'm not ashamed to say that I have been with my fair share of men. I've had great sex and terrible sex. But sex with my Magic Man is indescibable. I only wish I had the words to explain how truly mind blowing our sessions are. I want him and only him. I'd give up all of my other men for him. But...unfortunately we can't seem to get our lives in sync. I think that under different circumstances we'd have something really great...dare I say perfect. I believe we could really make each other happy. His pros definately out weight his cons. We both just have one little thing standing in our way. We're broke! LOL I don't want to depend on a man (or anyone) and I don't want him to depend on me. I want us to be financially independant before we try to have a relationship. But I'd have him here with me in a second if I could take care of things on my own and he on his own. We pay or own bills and stuff like that. I'm dependant on the government

Black And White
Is it my Imagination or do the men in those black&white films have a sort of quiet dignity a knowing courage that enables them to exist without speaking (although their mouths may try to betray them) when the end of their existence is just a few still photographs away

Me Yall
Well crap I've never done this before, but hey everyone's doing it right? I'm 28and separated. For those of you that know me I am truly sorry about that, and to those whom I may meet don't believe a thing that anyone that knows me says...not that they are probably lying or anything, but only because you to will have some weird, embarrassing, and or disappointing story of your own to tell some day soon. Let's see here I guess that I'm supposed to put something about myself here and share my feelings about puppy dogs and snowflakes and where I have come from and where I am going, ... but I'd rather not if it is alright with you. I don't have a dog anymore and I haven't seen snow in Virginia in the longest time. I'm trying to forget where I just came from, and I don't know where I am going. (at least not at this moment) If you are reading this I apologize if you are bored or hungry I can not do much about those things, but I can...uh ...I don't know (SHOOT..it sounded good in my head,

Upcoming Shows
These will be updated as new shows are booked. MR. BIG'S PUB (FORMERLY JOKER'S) APPLETON, WI 1216 S. Onieda Street Appleton, WI 54911 920.991.2724 8-10-2007 - 9:00 PM PRIVATE PARTY WRIGHTSTOWN, WI 8-17-2007 - 9:00 PM THE RODEO NEENAH, WI Opening for Blend Seven 8-31-2007 - 9:00 PM FLAGSTONE (B-RAD'S) APPLETON, WI Opening for Blend Seven. 9-7-2007 - 9:00 PM THE TAP HOUSE Kaukauna, Wisconsin Sep 15 2007 9:00 PM THE COPPERSHOT NEW LONDON, WI 10-27-2007 - 9:00 PM

Angels Explained By Children
Sarah, 7 " I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold." Gregory, 5 "Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, 9 "It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, 9 "Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, 7 "My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, 8 "Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!." Jack, 6 "Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, 9 "When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, 10 "Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you

Damn Im How Old
In 1965 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to Montgomery with federal troop protection The first commercial satellite, Early Bird, is launched into space by Nasa to transmit telephone and television signals Voting Rights Act is signed into law Riots by young blacks in the Watts area of Los Angeles begin, causing $200 million in damage Hurricane Betsy claims 75 lives in southern Florida and Louisiana United States President Lyndon Johnson proclaims his "Great Society" during his State of the Union address Dr. Dre, Sarah Jessica Parker, Robert Downey Jr., Shania Twain, Moby, and Ben Stiller are born Los Angeles Dodgers win the World Series Green Bay Packers win

Now This Is Being A Real Human Being!!!!
Breakfast at McDonald's This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even

Luck
Talk about luck.... They say when a Butterfly lands on u yur supose to have good luck right? Ok so wat is it when a butterfly lands on u then flys away then a bigg frickin bird comes down and swoops it up??? Wonder why i have badd luck..... think i gave that beautiful butterfly bad luck when it landed on me huh ??? ooh well lets see if today is as badd as yesturday.... hasn't started out great at all so maybe i should stay in bed... so wat do u think????

A Thought Of You
A Thought Of You © By Erika K. Page My kind of music, My favorite song, I want to be with you All day & all night long... A spring breeze, A summer sun, Now that I know you You are my one... A winter sparkle, An autumn tree, Added all up It equals you & me... My best friend, My only lover, From here on out I'll keep you forever... A good laugh, With some happy tears, You're the one I go to Through all the coming years... When it rains it rains, When it snows it snows, I wrote this especially for you And you're the only one who knows... You keep me warm, When I'm so cold, As if my heart were for sale To you it was sold... Whether playing our favorite games, Or to music we sing and listen, When it comes to you There's just no competition... Not the best cut diamonds, Or the reddest rose, Could ever amount to When you hold me close... And when everything Is said and done, The night is over And we've had our fun, Out of all th

Our Raindrop Blanket
Our Raindrop Blanket By Aaron Wilson The miles between us Are a nothing but A ruthless number A land separated in Loss and misery But for that one magical night, We were together... The memory is always On my mind The rain falling From the sky Our raindrop blanket Comforting us from the evils Of a cold, dark, hateful world. The pale moonlight Seems as our only guide Through this roller coaster Of desire... Though it is so hard to see Through the dark clouds Of despair... Yet, this despair brings Our comfort, Our shield from sadness And heartache. Can despair bring Such happiness? Can such despair Bring two people Longing for affection together? Indeed, it has... The warmth of our bodies The thunder from the storm Echoes our hearts The lightning Not from the clouds, But from the blood pumping Through our veins Feeling faint From the short breaths We take between kisses. Running my fingers Through your warm, wet

My Life
So basically my life iz great at thiz point in time. I am in a great relationship with Steven A. Turnage. And I have a great frind that I can Depend on and that would be Taylor M. Nesse. Withouth these two I don't know where I wuld be in my life. They are what I wake up for each and everyday. They can put a HUGE smile on my face no matter what kind of mood I am in. My life can't get any better at thiz point in time.

Changing Times Brings About Happiness And Sadness.
Today is going to be rough. It started out like every Saturday of mine with busted plans leading to me doing my same old thing. Which spurred me to make changes. If you are an old MS friend or an even closer, personal friend, you will know of my personal relationship I have been in for the last 3 years. A very up and down one that wasnt leading to a happy ending. Well, today was that ending. I decided it was time for me to open up my life and heart to new and hopefully better days. Once again I have ended a relationship because she wasnt able to give all I was needing and willing to give to what makes for a lasting, loving life spent together. I do not fault her for her actions. She had prior obligations to her children and I knew that in the beginning. We all know that fucked up feeling inside when you have to walk away from someone that has influenced your life for such a long period of time and the uncertainty of that which lies ahead. The sorrow in having to break a hea

Invitation
Invitation © By John D. Roysdon I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW I'M OFFERING YOU AN ENDLESS DREAM UNDER SKIES OF BLUE WHERE EVERY MOMENT IS MAJESTIC MAGICAL IN A SENSE WHERE NEVER WILL YOU BE ALONE AND THE LOVE YOU'LL FEEL IS ENDLESS SO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DRIFT AWAY ABOVE WHITE CLOUDS OF VELVET INTO THE STARS ABOVE THE MOON BUT DON'T YOU EVER DOUBT IT RIDE WITH ME INTO THE NIGHT ON THE WINGS OF ANGELS BUT NEVER CAN YOU FORGET THE FLIGHT WHERE LOVE AND LUST ENTANGLED SAIL WITH ME UPON THE SEAS OF DANGER AND DESPAIR AND LET ME HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND SMELL YOUR WIND TOSSED HAIR FLOAT WITH ME UP TO THE SUN TO DANCE UPON THE FLAMES TO FEEL THE HEAT TO FEEL THE PASSION AND NEVER BE THE SAME GLIDE WITH ME INTO THE BREEZE OF ROMANTIC WIND AND FALL WITH ME TO THE BEACH TO MAKE LOVE IN THE SAND LIVE WITH ME IN PARADISE ENJOYING SUNSETS ME AND YOU I'M INVITING YOU INTO A WORLD IN WHICH YOU NEVER KNEW

Asshole!!!!!
i find it very funny that i was recently called a duchebag by someone that hasnt shown an onuce of sincerity about the things i am going through and dealing with considering i am taking care of his son and he has only seen him once since he was born three months ago. Now that i have a boyfriend and we are very very happy he is butt hurt because i told him off. then when i handed my bestfreind and love of my life the phone and let him say how he feels the bitch hung up on him and then posted a blog talking shit about my man and calling him Captain save a ho. sad thing is is that my man is the only dad my son has ever known and has been here for me and my son since before he was born. Am i wrong in feeling that my boyfriend has more of a right to be called dad than his fucked up sperm donor? My boyfriend pays for everything my son needs and even more. he is always willing to be the first to take care of him and love him. So for all you men out there that have taken on being single da

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I am bored.. it's too hot to go to the beach. And my brother stood me up for lunch. :( But I'll live. 900 channels and nothing on. But I was in the shower and Billy Idol came on the radio. (Yes I felt like listening to the 80's today while balancing naked on one leg..) So I had a thought. If Billy Idol wrote 'White Wedding' about his lil sister getting pregnant and getting married, obviously the kid now knows Uncle Billy had a musical career. Do you think that might fuck with a kid's head to know that entire song was based on your embryotic existence? Did it cause a major riff in the family? And whatever happened to the bee girl from the Blind Melon video? God, I am bored.....

A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,

Moonlit Sky
Moonlit Sky © By Mike J. Lasalle Casting its beauty Upon the golden sky Clouds glow in the dusk As I look into your eyes With harmony the ocean cries The sun is fading away The water shimmers In a crystal display While the darkness Of night flows into the day A symbol of love You take from my hand A rose colored red And we lay in the sand I whisper I love you With waves crashing on shore To breathe the air Off your lips As you softly tell me I'm yours Our hearts have found peace Under the moonlit sky Knowing forever in paradise We're holding each other Close enough to collide Like two lonely stars In the night

Words 2 Live By
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there

I Love You
I Love You © By Kandyce N. Summers I Love You With my every breath, With all I have left, From the deepest depths, Of my heart, I love you. With all of my strength, With ten miles' length, Every thought I think, I think that I love you. For the length of forever, As long as we're together, Through good and bad weather, For always, I love you. Until the very end of days, Until God takes my breath away, Until death separates our ways, Until then, I love you. When no one is there, When you think no one cares, When love seems too rare, Remember, I love you. When everything's gone, When all has withdrawn, When hopelessness dawns, Don't forget, I love you. When you fall down, When your dreams come unwound, When hope can't be found, Be happy, I love you. When you make mistakes, When you're filled with hate, When you're old and gray, Even then, I'll love you.

My Love For You
My Love for You © By Sadie A. Jones The extent to which I love you cannot be captured in words or in a phrase. It is not possible to count everything I love about you by any number. The depths in which my soul holds you close could not be measured in feet or any distance traveled. There is no name, not even the most perfect of names that could justify the love expressed in what you mean to me. There are not enough words in existence to describe what I feel when you hold me tight and gaze into my eyes. It is not possible to have a phrase that could capture the essence of my hearts desire when you are with me. But if there were a number, it would be infinity. If there were a distance, it would be endless. If there were name, it would be true love. If there were words, they would be burning passion. And if there were a phrase, it would be I love you in everything that I am.

The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You © By Nicole M. Goretzke Your eyes, they were the first thing I noticed about you. They captured my soul. In the first second You looked at me As a woman I was yours. Your smile, It lights up my life, Brings me more peace Than the rain. I could melt in that smile. I fall in love with you All over again Every time I see it. Your fingertips, The way they linger On my skin, So gently I can barely feel them Sometimes. Other times smoothing over My body like a sheath. Your hands, That show me your love In a way that words Never could. They bring me safety and steadiness. Thank you for that. Your body, The way it holds my attention, The way your every nuance Makes me want you even more than The last time I saw you. I love all these things about you, But what I love the most, Is the You I fell in love with. The You that makes me feel like I can do and be anything I want to. The You that lets me know That I

A Really Cool Lady Needs To Level...
This is for a good friend of mine. She's been sitting at the level she's at for quite some time.. Please come show her some fubar love by rating here pics and stash.. Thanks! 34.5K needed to level her folks, that's all.. **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar

Use Ritual To Deepen Connections
“When the activities of life are infused with reverence, they come alive with meaning and purpose.” -- Gary Zukav What nurtures you? When you feel deeply nurtured, you’re in what’s often called ‘sacred space.’ We can enter into sacred space ANY time. All we need is a willingness to be fully present and conscious with whatever’s happening. Personal rituals are powerful for drawing us quickly and deeply into sacred space. They invite us to use clear intention with our senses, movements, feelings, visualization and focus to create meaning and purpose. Here are some examples of how I create sacred space in an ordinary day: I light a candle before I start work as I ask for higher guidance in all I do. When walking, I hold awareness of my footsteps to ground my body. When brushing my teeth, I express gratitude for my amazing, healthy body. See our list of ideas for simple rituals you can weave into your routine. Find what works for you. Objects, pictures and symbols of

Numbers Game
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER

Taliban Stages Brazen Attack On U.s. Base
GHAZNI, Afghanistan (AP) -- A group of 75 Taliban militants tried to overrun a U.S.-led coalition base in southern Afghanistan on Tuesday, a rare frontal attack that left more than 20 militants dead, the coalition said in a statement. President Bush greets Afghan President Hamid Karzai at Camp David, Maryland, earlier this week. The insurgents attacked Firebase Anaconda from three sides, using gunfire, grenades and 107 mm rockets, the coalition said. A joint Afghan-U.S. force repelled the attack with mortars, machine guns and air support. "Almost two dozen insurgents were confirmed killed in the attack," the statement said. Two girls and two Afghan soldiers were wounded during the fight in Uruzgan province, it said. A firebase like Anaconda is usually a remote outpost staffed by as few as several dozen soldiers. "The inability of the insurgent forces to inflict any severe damage on Firebase Anaconda, while being simultaneously decimated in the process, should be a cle

Cock Sucking Delight
You know it when they do it right! Pull the skin back off the top, your heavy, meaty lolli-pop. Caress my nuts between my thighs and use your tongue to gauge my size. Lick my cock from balls to glans, weigh my nuts with both your hands. Accept my cock between your lips, take it down as I thrust my hips. Feel it throb with a life of its own, I hold your head as I ram it home. The swollen head, the bulging veins, the power that your mouth contains. Deep throat it as far as you can, your lips stretched across its span. You raise your face and our eyes meet, you know you're giving me a treat! I am in heaven but I want more, you are my lover, my slut, my whore! You feel my thrusting start to quicken, my nuts raise and my shaft thicken. My cock is swollen, shiney and wet, it's a blow job I won't forget! My heart races, my breathing is shallow, what will you do, spit or swallow? A few more thrusts and then I'm done, your mouth, your face, al

"horror"scopes
"Do you need to reach someone who is notoriously reclusive or bad about answering messages? Now is the time to get them on the phone or get them in person. It might take some doing, though, so be tenacious!" hhmm.. Strangely on the ball.. But then so was yesturdays and that was a good one, see if yesturday's one comes to pass..

Kow
OSIYO! Does this sound like you? Join us: The Kingdom of Wolves- We're a bombing family with much love and respect for our pack. We are in need of dependable people to join the family for bombing purposes and friendship. We DO NOT tolerate prejudice of any kind as many of the pack are native americans. We'd love more persons with native blood or at least a native heart to join us. If you're interested in becoming one of our honorable pack members, please contact me! Wado! LOVE&LIGHT!

I Promise...
"I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life Your the PEANUT to my BUTTER , Your the STAR to my BURST, Your the M to my M, Your the POP to my TART, Your the MILKY to my WAY, Your the FRUIT to my LOOP, Your the MILK to my DUDS, Your the LUCKY to my CHARMS, Your the ICE to my CREAM, But mostly.... Youre the BEST to my FRIEND FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will respond. Let's see who has a real heart! :)

Just Me
im confused on how to react wen u find out ur bf is on here and has a million woman friends and wont allow u to add a comment to his profile wen he has many others? obviously its not cheatn or is it really? im just wantn some advice if im wrong for bein upset about it!im sure he thinks im bein stupid but i dont care

Fubar
Fubar is getting rediculious!!! First you have the Flags go up about you an you get a freakin warning for something that they say is NSFW, WHEN IT'S ALREADY IN AN NSFW FOLDER, AND MARKED!!!! Then you have this Bouncer ID Check crap, I get it when I am commenting an now even when I am rating an I don't do either too fast.... Then I post Mumms... I decided to do what us Mummers have been doing a while an post some Boobies in a mumm, IT WAS MARKED NSFW mind you... an I also left a comment to a friend on his mumm, with pics of Boobies too.. SOMETHING I HAVE SEEN DONE A MILLION TIMES, hell, I have done it quite a few, an I get a Shout from Scrapper!!!! He is going to tell me that it isn't allowed!!! WTH??? I thought this was an ADULT SITE??? Of course when I ask that, I get no responce... If Fubar is going to be just like MySpace, then I will not stick around!!! My Yahoo ID is chasteen0679, if any of you want to keep in contact, you might want to add it if you

Follow Up To Friends Mumm
Hubby and I both feel that your friends are your friends and you shouldn't give them up to be part of a couple. I asked that question because we know a couple that feels that once you are part of a couple you should give up your friends that aren't also part of a couple. And that made me wonder if there are alot of people out there that feel that way. I feel like alot of you do, coupledom may come and go (hopefully not), but friends are around to stay. I've had my best friend (yes, it's a guy), since I was 9 years old and I told hubby right up front if he had a problem with that he could a door. But, hubbies best friend is also opposite sex, so he completey understands where I am coming from.

Long Distance Love
I have a long distance love I know he was sent to me from heaven above I long for his arms to hold me tight For him to whisper in my ear " everything will be alright" I am lucky to have him in my life Maybe one day I will. become his wife When we get gray and old His will be the hand I hold FOr better or for worse Til death do us part I will love him more with each beat of my heart

Thanks, Friends
Wow. I uploaded some pics. Why do I upload pics when my so-called friends mark them NSFW???? I uploaded to a Friends only folder; so I know it was a "friend." The crazy thing is that the pic wasn't even that NSFW. I have seen comment pics that are worse. In fact, I have seen comment pics left on people's pages of people engaging in so-called NSFW acts, and it's not an issue. This pic was just of an ass, not even a naked ass....WTF? If that offends you so much; then get off my friend's list please. I marked this blog NSFW just in case it offends one of you. :p To my real friends that actually will read this blog, and who actually read my bulletins and talk to me, comment me, and rate my stash, pics, etc.... Thank you, I know it wasn't you, and I appreciate your friendship. Today has just been on of those days on FUBAR that makes me think; what the heck am I even on here for?

Nsfw
What the hell is up with people flagging pitures NSFW that aren't even NSFW!? I have had pictures flagged that I have had on here since I've joined and no one has said anything and then all of the sudden, someone flags the fuckers! What is wrong with people, are you seriously that innocent!? If so then get the fuck off this site, it's not for you! The fact that there is even a NSFW option tells me that its not meant for molly mormons or those who like to think that they have virgin eyes. If you are in a flagging mood, get the fuck off my page!!

Long Distance Love #2
Doubts and worry did I have When I was unsure how to love There were times when I couldn't believe That this someone special has finally arrived Time seemed to pass very fast Yet I still can't wait For that special moment When Fate allows us to meet Some things still strike me as not right Even after I've known you so much better This distance parting us should not exist Cause we are obviously destined to be together The oceans between the two of us Doesn't really amount to anything though Compared to the joy you have brought to my life And the future we hold together No matter what the future brings us Please just remember those moments we had Sharing moments of joy, peace and laughs Even when things hit us bad Sure I wish we were physically closer but in my heart, this relationship is the best I can have Being around you is all I long for but I will settle for our long distance love

True Story
This is a true story and I have thought about it deeply every day since it happened. This sort of thing never happened to me before or after. For me, it was a one of my personal experience. In September 2001 I was camping with my girlfriend along an unpaved forest road in the Manzano Mountains in northern New Mexico. It was a place I had hiked before and was told that there were homesteaders there in the old days who were unsuccessful in their attempts to survive. It was an evening that was clear with some moonlight. About 2 a.m. or so I woke up to the sound of a single distant coyote howl. I listened to it for awhile and thought it was strange there was only one coyote howling. Then suddenly a crazy barking/howling came from what seemed to be ten feet outside my tent. I turned over to see if my girlfriend was listening and I thought I saw her leaning up from her sleeping bag on one elbow with her head tilted upward, looking toward the roof of the tent. She had a terrified expr

Support Our Troops
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If
Rudyard Kipling If If If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerv

What Can I Do?
Some one told me once that you were not the right one. They told me that you were an ice man that you were poisonus, that you were fakeing to be an ANGEL the most kind, if they warrned me why did I fall in love with you. They warrned my but inside your soul you are evil and cruel and even knewing that I love you, if I knew that your lips were poisonus and your body my punishment, if I knew, for what reason did I gave you my love. Sorry for me cuz love is painful when there´s nothing to get back eventhough I gave it all. I LOVE YOU ICE MAN....

Where Is The Love?
---From: MichalDate: Aug 1, 2007 3:59 PM Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"

Fill This Out For Me Please!!!!!
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do/did you have a crush on me? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Would you hug me? 11. Physically, what stands out? 12. Emotionally, what stands out? 13. Do you wish I was cooler? 14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 16. Am I loveable? 17. How long have you known me? 18. Describe me in one word. 19. What was your first impression? 20. Do you still think that way about me now? 21. What do you think my weakness is? 22. Do you think I'll get married? 23. What makes me happy? 24. What reminds you of me? 25. How well do you know me? 26. When's the last time you sa

Thanks For The Wishes
I have to say.... Thanks to everyone for wishing me a happy birthday... although it sucked hard core.... I thank you for thinking of me for a millisecond out of your day for all your happy wishes! Take Care everyone! -Chaotic Matter

Just For The Record
I just wanna say I see the bulletins for the God Fathers..However Im not going to pimp out just yet. Our leveling team works better if we come in at the end.If we are rating you all now then how when you need 200,000 are we going to do it. I'm not ignoring anyone by all means. We had our 40th God Father today. Out of the last 15 how many can say we havent help them at all. Time will come for a pimpout i promise you.I know everyone wants to God Father.When I was that close i wanted it too .I watch score totals every day so dont think im being mean .I just have a plan and the plan has worked this far. If im wrong im sorry im not perfect.

Prayers For My Mother
DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND WEEP: IM AM NOT THERE, I DO NOT SLEEP. I AM A THOUSAND WINDS THAT BLOW: I AM THE DIAMOND GLINTS ON SNOW. I AM THE GENTLE AUTUMN'S RAIN. WHEN YOU AWAKEN IN THE MORNING'S HUSH, I AM THE SWIFT UPLIFTING RUSH OF QUIET BIRDS IN THE CIRCLED FLIGHTS. I AM THE SOFT STAR THAT SHINES AT NIGHT. DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND CRY. I AM NOT THERE: I DID NOT DIE.. SOMETIMES IF TIMES ARE HARD,AND YOU FEEL BLUE, THINK OF THE OTHERS,WORRYING TOO: JUST BECAUSE YOUR TRIALS ARE MANY, DON'T THINK THE REST OF US HAVEN'T ANY. LIFE IS MADE UP OF SMILES AND TEARS, JOYS AND SORROWS, MIXED WITH FEARS. AND THOUGH TO US SEEM ONE SIDED TROUBLE IS PRETTY WELL DIVIDED... IF WE COULD LOOK IN EVERY HEART, WE'LL FIND THAT EACH ONE HAS HIS PART AND THOSE WHO TRAVEL FORTUNE'S ROAD SOMETIMES CARRY THE BIGGEST LOAD...

Apd
Good lord its amazing the amount of calls we get to pick up shoplifters at walmart lately last night had 9 calls at different stores i feel like we are moving in. with all the recent events at one time they talked about making some of the walmarts a police sub division here in the duke city but i guess that fell through. you would think with a company that big they could take care of themselves on that note i hate getting called out to find someone had like fourty dollars of merchandise. i got bigger fish to fry especially since next month is sergeants exam.

Free Corona For Youre Response
YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE DRINKING WITH YOURE FRIENDS SOME WIERD CONVERSATIONS DO COME UP SO THE QUESTION IS THIS FOR THE WOMEN HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURE MEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIRS OR NATURAL GUYS HOW DO U LIKE YOURE WOMEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIR OR A BUSH IF U ARE BI OR GAY SAME QUESTION JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH YOURE ANSWERS AND GET A FREE CORONA

6 Years Ago...
Honey so long, nice to see you Won't be long before I come back home When the plane lands, will you reach me Will you call me on the telephone Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed Radar signal seaking you, but finding nothing at all, hey -- Blow the horn and call the cavalry there's something happining, hey -- Goodbye mother, tell my daughter Have to leave get off the telephone There's a problem, sinking feeling Heros dying, plastic armor on Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed And you, you gave me all you had, hey -- I hope someday you will be happy, without me Lost in a world thats quickly going mad You were there so streaking to the ground Angels and the demons fight to save the lives While all the others cry As for you, you made my life worth living, hey -- I pray one day you will be happy, without me Goodbye Goodbye.

The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...

Tell Me About Your Sex Life..
CrushedPlanet wants LOS ANGELES FU'S!!! TELL US ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE!! The producers of “Taxicab Confessions” are looking for folks 18 and over of all persuasions in the LA area to interview for a video data base of real people's intimate histories. Interviews will take place in your home or at our offices in Woodland Hills. We’re creating a digital video tapestry made up of individual sex lives. Participants will be paid $50!!!! Message for details ASAP!!! ADD US!! CrushedPlanet@ fubar

I'll Kill Any Fucker That Does This
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl Starts to kiss her.. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her p

3900to Level
Our board is clean on those close to leveling If you are under 10,000 or a friend please profile comment on here with there link and the amount needed. Im using the board to sdo the level ups and deleting them as they are finished.. go show some love Baby Satan@ fubar

Okay, So It Was A Dead Cat....
Okay, so here's the story.... I dropped my car off for repairs today. It was SUPPOSED to be done when I got out of work, and wasn't. A friend of mine gave me a ride home, and said call me later when it is ready and I will bring you to pick it up. Well, me being me, didnt want to BOTHER anyone....so I waited to see if I could catch a ride from my son, who of course, never came home.... The repair shop is less than a mile from my house, so I figure, God gave me two feet...sure, it's dark, but I will talk on the phone with my "Bro" and it will be fine. Right..... As I am walking, (and talking) I trip....over a DEAD CAT...which my bro (of course) finds hilarious! I start gagging, he is laughing, and my ride arrives at the same time. I hang up with my bro, and go with my ride to pick up my vehicle. He asks..."Whats so funny?" so I tell him. And he says, "Oh my God, my cat is missing!" at which point, I feel very bad! Except, he must be related to my bro, because he waits

How To Get A Profile Link
I need everyone to do this when they are placing someone on the home page to levelup. I need to have the HMTL code with the amount that is needed. Sometimes during Happy hours things get crazy and we are trying to get as many done as possible.I'm working from 2 names and this just makes it alot easier on me. I need the code all you do is click on link to profile and copy it and paste it on the homepage with the amount that is needed.

My Fiction
“Pane” by Michael McPhee Seemingly endless years have led me to this place; this place of tears. The years of wandering without an idea of what I was looking for, bleed together and create a hazy mist— an amalgam of wishes and dreams cast aside and forgotten, or torn away by cruel fate and misadventures. And it is now, that I happen upon a stunning find, purely by chance. Roving the cold desolation alone, a beacon of light catches my eye and I am compelled to investigate; a seemingly impenetrable castle of glass, rises up out of the mist. The beauty as such, I have never seen the likes before. Deep at the heart can see a fire burning within, its light enhances the outer beauty, and I am left awestruck. I’m on the outside looking in. I want to be inside where it is warm and cosseted from the rain. I have searched for an entrance and yet, there seems not to be a way in... I am drawn to a clear crystal pane that gives me a clouded view of the heart and I know that I c

Lillipution
As some of us may remember..Lilliputions are the small people of the Isle of Lilliput, in Gullivers travels. These were tiny people averaging 6 inches tall. Often their ideas were petty. So in todays language you may here the word Lillipution..and usually that person is referring to the mind set of another.I put this in a blog bacause so many have asked me what I mean when I use that term.. now there should be no more question about the word "Lillipution".

Life
I was 20 when my best friend Michelle, also 20, was murdered. I had seen her the night she died, before it happened. She was at my house, and we were talking of how happy she was in her current relationship. She didn't mention anything out of the ordinary. She left to go to her boyfriend's house. The next morning, my phone rang. It was Michelle's mother in hysterics. She told me Michelle had been stabbed to death by her boyfriend. I couldn't believe it! Two weeks later was her funeral. So many people turned up; she was a loved girl. I cried the whole time. My heart was breaking. I still couldn't believe she was gone! I was asked to go in and see Michelle in the casket, to say goodbye. I made it as far as the door, but I couldn't face to see her. I broke down before I could do it, so my roommate went in instead, and when he came out, we just exchanged silent looks and didn't speak a word to each other. I felt nothing but guilt for not going in to see her for the very last time. Th

Me
Well i thought i would make my first blog finally! Ty to all the generous kind SEEEEEEEEEXAY ppl that add'd me and fann'd me and a big shout out to my crush, YOU IS SEXY girl *smile* I used to be on cherry tap but i forgot my name and stuff my computer was broke and since bill gates isnt my uncle well i had to make the money to fix it! But im back and just as proud to be a FUBAR person!

Craigstlist Ad
Out of boredom last night, I placed an ad on www.craigslist.org. Here's the link: http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/w4m/391135852.html Anyway, I received an email from someone named Robert Donnelly telling me I really need to lose weight before a man will find me attractive. Here is my response to him: http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/w4m/391269480.html After that I got an email from someone named Rob. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life and just HAD to share our email exchange here: Rob: I agree, you need to lose some weight. Sure, you'll get guys telling you that you are beautiful. But they will be out the door the second they get off and no return phone calls. Good luck. Me: Yeah you're probably right. The relationship I was in for 9 years and the last one for 6 years were all hit it and quit it relationships. Thanks for that insight! When men like you can make your dicks bigger, perhaps then I'll lose some weight. Until t

Why Men Are Happier Then Women
Why Men Are Happier Than Women! 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can s

Lil Johny And April
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teac

Arrrgh And Other Out Bursts!
So my first day of my new job is tomorrow! Its midnight right now and I gotta be there at 8am! I am like so not sleepy... I am so not a day person! I am so glad that benefits start from day one at this job! One of the first things I'm going to do is goto the doctor and load up on pills! Mmmmmm pills :D This includes Ambien so that I can sleep whenver I need to! I hope I don't oversleep cause I think on the first day of work that would be insta-fire! Now I wonder if I should stay up all night or just try to get a few hours of sleep and make sure I dont sleep through my alarm!

Angel Friend
When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end.

Angel In My Pocket
I am a tiny angel I'm smaller than your thumb; I live in people's pockets That's where I have my fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect; Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel I was a fairy in a flower; God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me angel power. Now God has many Angels That He this eyes, and ears, and hands We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, With way too much to do; He said my assignment Is to keep close watch on you. When He tucked me in your pocket He blessed you with Angel care; Then told me to never leave you, And I vowed always to be there.

Fallen Angle
Fallen Angel I have fallen from sky, Fallen to the ground, I am the angel of sadness, Angel of lost hopes, Angel of lost dreams, I am the fallen angel, Fear me not, I am here for reason, That reason is to have a second chance in life, That life I was given for a reason, They took my wings, They took me apart made me human, I was the fallen angel, But that fallen angel had one chance in life that she was given, This angel won’t make the same mistakes she made before, This angel will go down the right path that has been chosen for her, This fallen angel know what she has to do to make it right.

Hilarious Faker Song!! Lol
Online VideoOnline lyrics - Brad Paisley lyrics Brad Paisley Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure This song reminds me of so many fakers that i've busted and i'm sure there are more out there but now i'll have a tune in my head while i do it lmao!!! Even if you dont like country music you'll like this song.

My Family
There are times in your life that you think of or just happens when things really gets you down. For me has been trying to get threw this months in one piece, emotionally in one piece. In my past August was a fun month cause it was a reason to celebrate, a reason to be happy. It was the month that held two people that I can say without any doubt, truly and whole hearty that I loved birthdays, my grandmother and my sister. I been slowly dreading this time of years for a few months now, knowing what I have to deal with, not a celebration anymore but the sadness of the loss, the sadness of what could have been and just thinking of whom I lose and that just makes it very painful. My grandmother would have been 99 years old and my sister 38 this month. And it hurts knowing that they not here to enjoy those events, it hurts that I have to think about these days, its hurts that right now I can’t hug someone as I cry in the early morning missing them. My grandmother I m

A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy

Block This Idiot! Uggghhh
So this person was on my friends list, fan and we had exchanged a few comments but they flipped, ripped a pic that Boricua God Daddy made me and proceeded to rate then adjust my damn ratings...wtf? Confused fuck...I just got tired of the games and blocked them which is what you should do. · just72 re-rated your photo a '10' from a '9'! 55 sec ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '9' from a '8'! 58 sec ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '8' from a '7'! 1 min ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '7' from a '5'! 1 min ago · just72 re-rated your photo a '5' from a '4'! 1 min ago just72@ fubar

Keeping Up!
I think about all the people I have to call - some of my best friends - before I have to go into the hospital tomorrow morning. There are people I want to hear from - those who have been with me and have kept me strong and sane. Trying to remember everybody is almost damn near impossible, so if I forget someone later today, please do not hold it against me - stress tends to make you forgetful! I have to set up my bills to get paid! Granted I will be out when they are due, who's to say I'll remember them or I'll be in any condition to pay them before their deadlines? I gotta set up the schedule (hope I don't leave anything out)! I have a friend whom I haven't seen in over a year! Her band is playing in NYC tonight and I want to show my face and say hello! Truly one of the sweetest people I know and a good friend! The rest are just odds and ends that can really wait! Either that or I will remember to do it later! Time to prioritize!

The Art Of Oral Sex
The art of Oral Sex Category: Romance and Relationships Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The penis doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the woman feels like a failure. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this guide, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his penis. If he's hot for you, it will

Relocation
ever wonder if ya learned from past mistakes?? sumtimes i wonder seems i always have the best of intentions but when stuff goes sour it seems to be fer the same general reasons ie: not enuff cash,not good enuff or too country for the city. anyway here i go thought i would make a new start in a new town and such and 6 months later i find myself movin back where i came frombecause im worse off not then i was before this bright idea ever popped into my head. but here goes fresh start in the good ole hometown and with a little bit of luck maybe i will git it right this time lol

Pagan Spirit Rants And Babbles.
Hello one and all. I am Pagan Spirit, I am pleased to meet you. I thought I would give it a go with blogging here on fubar. Want to know a little more about me? About what makes me tick, what makes me happy, what makes me mad, what makes me sad? Stay tuned!

Horoscope
Today is best spent in one place, or within a fairly tight radius. If you need to head out into the world, it's best to keep your trips short and sweet. Things pick up in a big way by tomorrow afternoon. i have no idea how to read these can someone help?

Are You Close To Leveling
If you are close to leveling please leave a comment on our Home page with the amount you need. To do it under 10,000 I will post it with out a happy Hour.If you need 20,000 or less please post it and we will hit it during Happy Hour.Please keep in mind we do not start a new level up until the one we are working on is complete. Some may notice higher amounts for a level up but that is only on a God father. Please do not comment on this blog with your amount as I won't be checking here. Please leave your profile link and the amount needed as a comment there. If you do not know how to get your profile link there is a blog on the leveling home page with instructions. Levelers if you are looking for someone to level please keep checking the home page to see whom has been added. Have a great day. If you are not a leveler and would like to help us please add yourself to the profile. We never have any commitment we just as that if you say you are goig to help that you do. SHADOW LEVELERS

Sane Ramberlingz Of An Insane Chick!!
Just sat here bored and started thinking as i some times do about society and how we react to certain things and shit .....and i came up with a few SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS !!!that you could try out for yourselves, at a family gathering .i.e. weddings, Party's, Funerals, or when your on a bus, train etc...OR anywhere where there is enough peepz to get a good reaction!!MY LIST OF SOCIAL EXPERIMENTZ... 1..Nice to meet you, I've got cancer. Nothing makes people feel more awkward than a cancer patient. And better yet, almost nobody has the balls to call you out on it. You had better be able to talk the talk. At least what kind of treatment you are on. 2..Let me tell you about my legal troubles with a 15 year old girl/boy. Again. Very, very uncomfortable topic. Make sure you tell them that she/he loves you so much, she/he waited for you till you were out of jail. Now you're back happily committing statutory rape again. For added spice, substitute the girl/boy for a young Asian boy/gi

Work
So I found out last week that my boss has sold her business, the new owners take over Aug 27th. It really sucks cause I just got comfortable there, and I really like my boss. So now I'm in search of a new job. I'm gonna miss her cooking, I told her I'm gonna called her to make me food lol. A lot of my customers have offered to help me get a new job at other places where they know people. The only good thing I see about this whole thing is I get away from the 21 yr old know it all that I work with. On a good note though my boss said she's gonna open a new place somewhere else, and she wants me to go with her. I still need a job to tide me over til she opens the new restaurant. Well I probably won't be around much this weekend due to having to work the Taste of the Danforth, which is a big Greek festival we have here every year. This is the 14th Taste of the Danforth and every year gets better. We get tons of tourists for the festival. The festivals starts Aug 10 and goes st

My First Fubar Blog
Hey everyone this is my first Blog on here,yesterday i went into work and quite my job!!! which is totally out of character for me i had just had enough of it and don't really need it as im going back to University.I have saved up enough to keep me going ontop of my student load so fuck it lol have met someone really cool, they make me laugh and smile,she will probably read this sometime so if she does Hi sexy lol xxxx It's great to be able to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about going to work and beeing able to do what everyone else is doing when they are abck home for uni, which is go out and have a good time and get pissed, chill out in the sun and play footy and chill out in thepark with ya friends

That Bitch
my wife cheated on me. been going on since june of 05. you might wonder why i didn't find out untill now? it's because i was deployed to africa. i didn't come home untill april of this year. I spent the entire month of july at school. when i came back, she had been using my computer. she forgot to log off of her e mail. i went to go check my email and when i hovered over the mail icon the first three messages are displayed. one of the messages said "I love you and can't wait to see you again". I started looking at some of her other messages and it turns out that not only was she cheating, but she also sent a bunch of people naked pics of herself.

Put More Pics Up, A Few New Ones, Some Previously Posted Pics For The New People
The subject pretty much said it all, so go look if you want, some of you were around the first time to see a lot of them, I am going to try and put some new ones up sometime this week, but we will see how reliable that turns out to be, lol.

Surprise......
He had been very clear in his instructions. She was to be naked, on all fours at the end of the bed. As requested she had everything laid out within close reach. She fingered her clit as required, not touching the toys. That was also a requirement. As her fingers deftly manipulated the sensitive area she knocked the end of the small barbell in her hood directly on her clit. She was getting wet with the action and the anticipation of what was to come. As she felt the starting of her orgasm she pulled back a little. She had no way of knowing how much longer he would be and was trying to extend the pleasure. She slowly slid her fingers inside her instantly finding and tickling her g spot gently. She hears the door open and heard breathing behind her. She didn't turn around; instead she started thrusting her fingers in and out of her dripping cunt. "Enjoying you?" Master asked softly. "Mmm hmm," Tara whimpered. "Can I ask you something?" He asked, "I don't want you to turn around

Giving Good Head
There are a large number of women who really don’t know how to give oral sex. Many think that by putting their partner’s penis in their mouths and then bobbing up and down until he comes makes them an expert. Sorry to disappoint but this really isn’t true. Most men will agree that there is nothing more satisfying that great oral sex me included, but when it comes to bad oral sex there is no quicker way to turn us off. In order to combat this and master the art of oral sex here is the real guide on how to give oral sex that will blow your partners mind. When it comes to how to give oral sex the first thing that every woman must remember is that all men are different. What feels good for one man may not have the same effect on another. It really is trial and error and the way to avoid this is through communication. Ask your partner what they would like you to do. It may seem a little daunting but believe me men like nothing more than to be asked what they would like yo

One Marine
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Marine is better than ten Taliban." The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out again. "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out, "One Marine is better than a thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Slowly, one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a tr

Love
I guess everyone has something they get emotional about... that makes them smile or feel invincible even if only for a short time...that drives/ motivates them... I can remember the first time I felt hip hop. I can remeber the first time I felt REAL hip hop. It made me wanna hold my head up and walk a certain way... it changed something inside me. It made me proud to be black at a time in my life where I felt that it only seemed like a hinderance...where the authority figures around me were only telling how wrong I was and what I couldn't do and not about opportunity and pride. I can remeber sitting on the floor of my room with this busted ass black cd boombox...in fuckin' amazement!! some soulful jazz horns in the backround, the beat and then came: " ...Yo, I was a piano player in my last lifetime Now I write rhymes, sip white wine and let my light shine Out the dark space, with the world on my mind like Scarface though my sex drive like a car chase More than a uhh, it's the

"i Am Meth"
A POEM TO SHARE "I AM METH" (This was written by a young Indian girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her arm.) Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, Young adults. Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize... "My Name: "Is Meth" I destroy homes, I tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you - in schools and in town I live with the rich; I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab, but

Master Room Music
"Listen to your heart, before you say goodbye," the sound flows through the room. Filling it with a peaceful, soothing feel. The song flows along the sheets, dancing across the fluffy green pillows. The harmonious music now races across the dark brownish-red headboard. The joyous music brings cool, calm feelings. The music bounces off the greenish-blue walls to the window which holds a beautiful scene of bright moonlight. "When I see your smile tears run down my face."The music stops dancing among the stars and returns to the room to flow along the weaves of a dark and light green crocheted blanket, one of which that holds memories and love from the past. From the queen sized bed the music glides swiftly across the smooth hardwood floor to the dresser. The music scales the dresser, making its way up to the top. "This time, this place, misused mistakes, too long, too late, who was I to make you wait." Upon reaching the top the music finds: books, medals, and a trophy from little leagu

Ain't Nothing Better Than You're Own Backyard
I Packed my suitcase and I racked my brain. I bought a ticket on a late night train, I took a taxi through the pourin' rain. I'm comin' home to you. Flew from Boston out to San Jose, saw our old friends in Monterey Bay. When they asked me if I'd like to stay, I said I'm comin' home to you. They threw a party there from dusk 'till dawn, it seems like everybody knows old sleepy John. He said next time I better bring you along, I'm comin' home to you. They had fresh caught salmon on the barbeque's. There were people jammin' all night to the blues. Life is good out in Santa Cruz, but I'm comin' home to you. I drove forever out to God knows where, come ten-thirty there was no one there. They couldn't pay me but I didn't care, cause I'm comin' home to you. I'm feelin' better since I got your card, I read it over and over when the road gets hard. Ain't nothin' better than your own backyard, I'm comin' home to you. I'm comin' home, made up my mind that's what I'm gonna do. Can't love nobo

Dazed
I step into the daze Telling myself that life is to precious to stand in one spot I look at my past knowing that is not how I want my future to look like Now I try to step into my future not knowing where its going to lead Hoping that its not going to be like my past Its to late to have the past I have to have the future Not knowing what lies in front of me But I know life is to short to look at the past So I turn to the future hoping its going to get better I made to many mistakes in the past I want to make the future a better life for me So I step to the future not know where its going to lead me But I hope to a good place So before you look at the past think of your future And thank God he still has you here on this earth So I turn and I walk hoping its going to get better I walk it to the daze and look for my future and here it is

What Happened
what ever happened to life being simple to just going outside playing catch with yourself or just running around making forts and just being a kid... when did everything become so complex that life become nothing but a race to survive and maze filled with never ending disappointment and pain...when did i grow up to be like this when did the simplicity of childhood end i am not a child yet i am not an adult what else must happen to bridge the gap to bring me to reality with whats going on what other pains await while i ponder my integrity, my life, my dreams.... are they still the same will they be the same...will i change...have i changed without even knowing...what happened to me to make me question my ideals, my hopes my dreams what ever happened to make me question myself... i know not who i am....i am lost more so now than ever before and i dont know where to ever begin to try and find a solution....what happened

What Defines A Friend
does one good deed towards another person validate that person as a friend? if u think about it how many friends can u say u actually have....how many friends have been there for you no matter what how many people have u called a friend that have done nothing but stab u in the back....how many best friends have done the same....what does it take for a person to be a friend....i dont think that theres anyone who hasnt ignored a friend at one time or another iv even done it once i ignored my cousins call one night but that was it i think almost any person that i call a friend has ignore me at one time has ignored my calls or my texts or my messages....and im sure there are reasons, but who really knows... i always try with everything i have to help whenever a friend needs me i have done it over and over and over again hey i need a ride hey i need help hey can u pick me up can u take me somewhere hey i need outa my house i need u to come get me right away.... never have i denied som

The Thought Of U
Sitting here listening to the rain drops, making a beautiful sound on my roof top ....thoughts of you travels through my mind, sitting here wondering how, I'm going to reach your heart, how, im going to hold your soul, How I'm never going to let you go.. waiting on that day our hearts, soul, and mind, can at last interwine.. waiting on that day that you will become mine.. your all the evidence I need to prove that true love does exist. Your the one that my soul has missed... and your lips, are the very ones, my yearned to kiss... Your heart is my favorite song... i want to hold you in my arms... whisper sweet nothings upon your ears... thoughts of you chases away my fears... and even though you are faraway, I can feel you near. There is not a single day that goes by... that i dont think of you and I... When I drifted into a dream.. I can clearly see.. Me in your life as your wife... I need for you to be my king.. ...I have no need for materialistic things... as lon

First Day
wow this is my first day on here and i think my necks' crooked due the amout of time i've spent hunched over the laptop. great sight you all are very awesome, i just wanna know how u can find woman from the UK, not saying the USA girls are inferiour, there just so far away lol

Hmm Wat To Do
well wat a day... haha i pull'd the alternaor outta my brother mud truck put a new one in... pulled the exhaust... and now workin on pullen the tranny... gotta buy a new one friday and put that in ... ugh mud trucks they are fun to beat the hell outta but they suck to fix!! ya now im just sittin beat tired and board... nothing to do so i thought i'd do this!! haha... ya well not much else to say so ttyl =] byes

The Inmates Are Running The Asylum
I went to the BMV today to get my name changed on my drivers license. When I got there the girl said "We can't do that without a court order signed by a judge" I said "No problem and pull one out" She then said "That's no good without an current drivers license" So I pull out my drivers license and handed it to her. She looked at it for a couple of minutes and said "You just got this a month ago" I told that was because I got the motorcycle endorsement added then. She looked at it for a few more seconds and finally said "I am going to need proof you born" I said "Excuse me?" She said "This court order is useless unless you can prove you were born" I said "The fact that I am standing in front of you is proof I was born!" She said "I don't know that" So I turn around and left. True story!!

New Family
kin·dred /ˈkɪndrɪd/[kin-drid]–noun 1. a person's relatives collectively; kinfolk; kin. 2. a group of persons related to another; family, tribe, or race.3. relationship by birth or descent, or sometimes by marriage; kinship. 4. natural relationship; affinity. –adjective 5. associated by origin, nature, qualities, etc.: kindred languages. 6. having the same belief, attitude, or feeling: We are kindred spirits on the issue of gun control. 7. related by birth or descent; having kinship: kindred tribes. 8. belonging to kin or relatives: kindred blood. spir·it /ˈspɪrɪt/[spir-it]–noun 1. the principle of conscious life; the vital principle in humans, animating the body or mediating between body and soul. 2. the incorporeal part of humans: present in spirit though absent in body. 3. the soul regarded as separating from the body at death. 4. conscious, incorporeal being, as opposed to matter: the world of spirit. 5. a supernatural, incorporeal being

Mothers
IF YOUR A MOTHER AND YOUR ON THIS SITE, WONDERFUL. BUT THIS IS FOR THE MOTHERS THAT LET THERE CHILDREN READ THERE PROFILE AND COMMENTS!!! OK THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE NOT FOR CHILDRENS EYES! SO IF I LEAVE A DAMN MESSAGE AND ITS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR CHILDREN TO LEAVE LIKE A HAPPY HUMP DAY COMMENT, TAKE YOUR ASS OFF THIS SITE AND GO START A SITE ON MYSPACE! I WOULD NEVER LET MY CHILD SEE THIS SITE AND WELL I THINK ALOT OF OTHER PEEPS WOULD SAY THE SAME THING. THINK ABOUT IT!

Wtf!!
Ok Now Ive been single for way too long!! And I want to know why! What am I doing wrong? Am I just not atractive enough to get a girl here in Utah ?Back in NY I have a Girl who cant wait for me to come back But I dont think Im ganna, atleast not for good. All I want to do is move on and find a beautiful women who loves me for who I am. I just dont understand it.Im always polite when I go out,I buy women drinks,and I love listining to them.What more do you want??What else am I suppose to fucking do?I dont take to control what so ever so any girl who trys to control me in anyway is out the door! I dont judge people by there looks,personality,or lifestyles so that cant be it.Some one told me that women like assholes? I just cant bring myself to be that way. Dont get me wrong I have my days like everyone else and I just want to be left alone but I cant treat a women like that. What am I suppose to do? Can anyone help me??---Cursed Cowboy

Auhna's Thoughts
I have recently found myself in a situation where I was hurt by a man...(not so surprizing eh?) Well, I had the opportunity brought to me to talk to this complete and total stranger about my issues, share with Him my thoughts. So, I said to myself "What the hell...it couldn't hurt, it isn't like this person knows me and I can get it off of my mind." So I took up the opportunity to do so. Through out the midst of it all I found this part of the world that I really never knew. That a person can be so Amazing. He, the stranger, has become someone that shares a lot of my thoughts, has given me a lot of strength, and has pushed me in many ways to pursue happiness. I have done nothing other than smile 99.9% of this time that has been shared. I have learned that life doesn't have to go in the direction it seems to be taking, if we choose to walk into something with our eyes wide open. To feel this bond with someone that once was a complete stranger and to have it become a part of what I

New Business
Well to all of my friends family and anyone else who might be interested. I have just started my new business with my fiance. We will be doing tree removal and trimming. We are so excited and hope that it does well. So far things have gotten off to a good start!!! So if anyone on here is from the Louisville, KY area and needs work look us up or send me a message and we will get in touch. Just my little FYI for you all Much Fu-Love Mercedes

The Serenity Prayer
The Serenity Prayer God grant me: The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. The Courage, to change the things I can. And the Wisdom, to know the difference. Thy will, not mine, be done. Amen This is not just a prayer. It is the best philosophy I have ever heard on how to live life. Whatever the relationships, be it love, friendships, finances, work, or any other aspect of life, those three lines can be applied. Here is briefly what those three lines tell me. The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. This is difficult to do because, each of us wants to be in total control of every aspect of our life. Many let the drama of everyday life get to them and control their emotions when they have no control over the drama itself. You cannot change the facts. You cannot change other people. Because of this lack of power and control, you must learn to accept it and concentrate on what you do control. The Courage, to change the things I can. It is not

How To Make A Graphic
A lot of people think either I just snootch my graphics or I have no clue well here is a quick lil lesson on how a simple one is made. A lot of these tubes I tube myself or get thru PSP tube searches I really enjoy making Graphics The harder the challenge the more fun it is. The graphic was fun to make, and by personalizing them it adds a nice touch. So next time you see a graphic I hope you think about all the steps that go into making them. To al the people who enjoy my graphics A great big thank you and for those who are only out there to criticize my graphics I am sorry that my work is not up to your standards. The greatest thing out there is seeing my graphics being enjoyed. There are so many of my graphics being used as peoples main profile pic's I LOVE IT. Here is kind of a breakdown of how I make a graphic.....

My Life
could someone please tell me where the justice is?? my landlord jus left here and told me that i had to be out in 2 days...so i guess my time here has been cut shorter than expected...so i hope to see u all cum thru and show me sum luv and i wish all of u the best and u r gonna be missed...goodye..much luv kells :(

Howdy
Hello everyone, well im new to cherry tap so i really dont know much about it im 5'6" brown hair an eyes as you see in the picture im here to have fun an for friends, for fun i like to go ,muddin,ride horses,swim,hang out with friends,make new friends,ride 4 wheelers,and up for anything fun so if ya want leave a comment if not it will be ok

Be Careful What U Type
be careful what u type it so easy these days to get caught up in the many forms of mass communication, but be careful what u type. it so easy for us to think we clearly expresed our selves in words to later find out the person can not see our facial expresion. be careful what u type being on the other side of the keys it easy to type things ud never say in real life. lastly be careful what u type u assume alot of thing by sending a simple message and what have our parents told us when u assume u make an ass out of u and me

Not Safe For Wha??????
here i am, once again letting you glimpse into the mind of me. as i was ummm, working, lol, i stumbled across yet another rambling about photos being flagged nsfw. and to be honest, im really rather over it. i think this sight needs to examine some of the policys here. in the begining, there was no such thing as nsfw. this was designed to be an adult website, with adult themes. the sheer fact you are here means you are probably a little pervy to start with. so, whats the big deal. if this sight is an issue at work, dont log on. im not allowed to read playboy or surf porn at work either. but alas, we have come under the photo police. so PC they should run for president. i do have a solution. why dont we just make all photos nsfw. then we wont have to deal with all this bullshit. or, have a login adult filter. one will allow adult content, the other wont. easy as that. maybe we need to have things flagged safe for work instead? anyway, you dont have to go home, but you cant

The Insecurity Of The World Is It Spreading?
Why does a beautiful girl go on a website half naked and tell people to rate me, add me, fan me? Are we so insecure, and self centered we need to be told that we are important? I don’t get it cause don’t people realize that when you go online your going to get nothing but fake people? If you’re lucky you can find a person who is on the site for friends. I have found that there are so many people on here who are your best friends until they reach the level they wanted, then your lucky if they say hi once a month. It reminds me of high school? What is people big deal with being accepted, I have been an outcast my whole life and im more successful than half the people in the popular cliques in my high school, there either drunken college jocks, or pregnant ex cheerleaders, with dead end husbands, and no future. So here is my question to all of you. Does being a popular person with lots of adoring fans, really get you further in life than someone without them? My opinion ratings are n

Downrightfungirl
I DO ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO, FOR OTHERS. I DONT EXPECT THINGS IN RETURN BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE TAKING ME FOR GRANTED WITH THEIR DEMANDS AND WANTS FROM ME. I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO BE FREE WITH MYSELF. I DONT ASK FOR ANYTHING FROM ANYONE AND I DONT THINK OTHERS SHOULD KEEP ASKING FROM ME, BUT RESPECT AND I DONT WANNA F**K EVERYONE! I AM HERE FOR FUN AND SIMPLY SAID THATS ALL! LOVE TO ALL!

I Miss You All
I PLAN TO BE BACK ON VERY SOON THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVELY COMMENTS AND GIFTS I PROMISE TO REPAY AS SOON AS I AM BACK ON AT HOME I HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING VERY WELL AND I MISS YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH TALK TO YOU ALL VERY VERY SOON HUGS AND KISSES AND LOTS OF DRINKS :):):):):):):):) LOVE LIL CHAR

Come One Come All!!!
Just wanted to remind my wonderfully friends, fans and family my contest with no deadlines is still going onl So get me your pic and start bombing Just reach 20,000 comments and get a VIP or 7 day blast or reach 10,000 and get a three day blast is that easy. So just let me know !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your friend Kewlrunning!

Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

About Me
I figure this is the easiest way to explain who I am.I have in the last few days added alot of new friends.Just a lil about me ive been here almost a year in Sept. In the year I picked up an addiction and that is to level people. During that time we have helped thousands level up thats just we like to do. So you will either love me or hate me. We help as many as we can. So you know I don't use my alert box to rate. I rate when you are close to leveling. I'll be the first to admit i fill the Bulletin board up with them.So if that bothers you please feel free to remove me now but I like to help people and in order to do it you gotta let others know that someone needs help. Recently I had someone tell me if I didnt help them with level up they would remove me as a fan.Well Im not here for points and Im not here for fans. I give you respect please give it back to me. I had to be told by alot of people that there are 1,000,000 Fubars I cant please everyone. I dont get to help on ev

The Coupling Of Passion And Erotic Lusts
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent

Why Must It Be So Hard?
When did having a relationship become so complicated? It should be simple enough, you love, you care, you feel and you get that in return. We are so caught up in ourselves we fail to notice what is standing right in front of us, maybe we are too scared to accept it? If you have ever loved you understand what I mean when you start to have those feelings again for another and it pushes you away because you don’t want to experience the hurt and the heartache again. Isn’t life all about taking chances? If we never took a chance then we would all be living in this world thinking “what if” or “if only”. I think getting hurt; getting scars, taking chances is what life is all about. Don’t you think Bill Gates was scared to share his idea with the world and what if he had not? Yes someone else would have eventually invented a company but it would not have been called Microsoft and he would be living in this perpetual state of regret, what a sad way to live. I think we are all hoping for that

Lonely, Horny And Despressed
I am not some crazed pervert rapist or stalker type. My name is Christopher Miller and ever since I can remember I've been lonely. I've had crushes on girls just like any hormonal straight teenager but they never felt the same way about me. Never, never had a girlfriend and rarely had sex. I have not had any kind of sex for the past twelve or so years. This is really depressing me. But I digress, just because I ask to meet with you don't mean we have to have sex, it doesn't mean we can't have sex. But the main reason why I ask you all this is so I can get to know you better and maybe find a single woman that find this homely, horn dog attractive enough even for a mercy fuck. So, please don't judge me and please don't hate me. That's all I have to say, no excuse me while I go back to wallowing in self pity.

My Love
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of the Nile, Yangtze - listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Faith HillThere You'll BeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Yes, faith can lift a mountain from its base! Yes, faith can turn a river off its course; Yes, faith can win an impossible race! Yes, faith can calm a lion as he roars! Sure, faith can do impossible a thing! Sure, faith ca

Random Ness Probly Mostly Poems
im just who i want to be got a problem take it up with me you want to talk shit well bitch back it up please because i dont need you to waist my time im not here to please im just fine with who ive grown to be they call me brittaney isnt that extrodinary i got these dreams and to tell you the truth imma pruse them because i have determination ya c i wont give in to lil bitches who doubt what i wanna do and soon enough your gunna c me in the lime light my name will be so big n bright and your gunna be wishin yous was me then i know your gunna try to be someone you thought youd never be a friend to me but ho look you wont even get close enough to touch because i dont play those high school games i dont deal with drama or wanna bes so keep talking shit just ilke your gunna do because im done i dont even got another word for you

Descension In The Ranks
Well, just another day in the life of a mother with 5 animals--I mean, kids. School is just about a week away for pretty much everyone--except the 2yr old. Boy is she sick of everybody. She's the youngest and gets no respect it seems, but she can take names, and whatever else she can when it comes to her 4 older siblings. Today my 10yr old autistic son was banging his hand on a plastic toy bin and my 2yr old kept coming to me in the kitchen saying, "mommy patrick won't stop, will you tell him stop?"...so I said, "Patrick, stop making that noise".I was trying to wash the dishes and so then my 2yr old went back in the living room and started plugging her ears, and going, "la, la, la, nah, nah, I can't hear you..blah,blah,blah,". He finally stopped banging his hand on the toy bin.

Robs Blobs(yes Blobs) Dont Ask.
As a woman when you look at me you see a man of the world a man without fear and a man that will rock your tiny white socks off when I'm nailing you in bed with my large man staff. You see a man that has a perfect body and perfect facial features and a wonderful smile. You smell me and you fall to your knees and beg to take my man meat into your inner core. This is what all women say when in the presence of such greatness. You know you want me because of the way I smell. I smell like mountain dew on a spring morning after a rain near a river in the fog down by a small dead fish in a cabin on a hill in a forest. This smell makes you tear off your clothes and jump on me and it makes you want to play with my monkey and make moaning noises late into the evening just before dinner because it also makes you want to cook for me because I need food you dumb bitch so get in the kitchen or I will smack you in the head with this beer bottle. That is why women love me and that is why I'm so po

My Next Life
MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then..... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case......

Man Knackered After 'professional' Surgery
ST. PAUL, Minn. - When conventional medical professionals refused to remove a 62-year-old local man's testicles, police said he turned to mysterious "professionals" to relieve what he called chronic pain. Now police want to find the fly-by-night surgeons. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that," said St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh. According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, the man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles. When they refused, the 62-year-old man said he hired other "professionals" to do the surgery. He would not tell officers who they were, saying he didn't want to get them into trouble. Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his "professionals." His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. Police found an i

Shy To Use Condoms?
LONDON, Aug. 6 (UPI) -- One in three Britons find it so unnerving to talk to a new sexual partner about condoms they don't use them at all, a new survey shows. The Family Planning Association said its poll of 2,169 adults revealed about the same percentage said they regretted not using a condom with a new partner in the past, the BBC reported Sunday. The group says for too many Brits it remains taboo to talk about such things. That can only contribute to the trend of increasing rates of sexually transmitted diseases. Genevieve Clark of the Terrence Higgins Trust said she thinks people "still find it easier to have sex than talk about it." "This embarrassment about condoms is odd when you consider the alternative -- putting yourself at risk of an infection or pregnancy that could have been prevented," Clark said. "Let's get over our blushes, and make condoms a normal part of a healthy sex life." Copyright 2007 by United Press International. All Rights Reserved.

Honest Feelings
honest feelings Current mood: depressed i gave him my heart. trusting that he wouldn't break it. yet i feel like i'm watching him rip it into a million pieces right in front of me. i always thought that love was to be a good feeling, but this last 6 months i've learned that nothing but pain and anguish can come from love. is it worth it to tell someone that you love them, just to hear them say i love you knowing that they don't mean it? to know that you trusted someone with a part of you that is so fragile , just to watch them throw it agaisnt a brick wall and not care? what do you do when you don't believe them when they say i love you anymore? act like you do? or just quit telling them you love them and hoping that they will quit to? is all he's doing, just trying to make me feel better by saying it? well it makes me feel so much more worse because he can blatently lie to my face about something so serious and important to me. i can't tell if he cares anymore but the w

No More Ducks At The Pisser
BEIJING (Reuters) - Food stalls attached to Beijing's public toilets will be removed in good time for next year's Olympics, state media said Saturday. Complaints over toilets with poor sanitation and toilet operators turning them into commercial operations led to the ban, which comes into force in October. "It is not proper to sell soft drinks or snacks right at the toilets," the Beijing News said, citing sources within the Beijing Municipal Administration Commission. "The city authorities also plan to publish a toilet guide, provide toilet information over the telephone and the Internet and erect more road signs to help toilet users." Billboards near toilets will also be banned, Xinhua news agency said. Notoriously polluted Beijing is cleaning up its act before it hosts the Olympics. It has also announced crackdowns on spitting and smelly taxis.

Misc
Plays on words... 1. A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. 7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed. 8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. 9. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. 10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. 11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. 12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart. 13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. 14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. 15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key. 16. A calendar's days are numbered. 17. A lot of mo

Lead Head: Pencil Pusher
BERLIN - After being plagued for 55 years with the torment of a pencil lodged in her head, a German woman has finally had it removed. Margaret Wegner, now 59, was 4 years old when she fell while carrying the 3.15 inch-long pencil, which went through her cheek and into her brain. "It bored right through the skin and disappeared into my head," Wegner told Germany's best-selling newspaper, Bild. "It hurt like crazy." At the time the technology did not exist to safely remove the pencil, so Wegner had to live with it — and the chronic headaches and nosebleeds that it brought — for the next five-and-a-half decades. But on Friday, Dr. Hans Behrbohm, an ear, nose and throat specialist at Berlin's Park-Klinik Weissensee, was able to use modern techniques to identify the exact location of the pencil so that he could accurately determine that the risks of removing it, and then take most of it out. The operation was particularly difficult because of the way the pencil had shifted

Bitching Room
Seems like no matter how much I try I will always be where I am. Looking out the window looking at the world through sad eyes. Leave me where I stand, Carry me to the wannabe promise land, I don't want to die alone, I don't want to cry alone. But here I stand alone crying and screaming. Wont anyone help me? My life seems to be hiding and staying in the shadows. When can I see the light, feel the radiant heat of love? Passion seems to be slipping through my very fingers, never seem to get a grasp on it. My very soul aches for the touch and carress of the man I love. My mind cannot control the way I feel, my heart cannot carry into the next day without breaking. Everyday I cry and I'm in so much pain from trying too hard, not wanting to let go of the one thing that helps me through my day. The words of Lithium by Evanescence really tells my life in one simple song, Lithium lyrics Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithiu

Death Premonitions
Each time someone I know has passed away, somewhere from five years to the day prior to the death of the individual, I have seen their demise. Not only did I see the actual death of the individual, but there were two of them that I actually had conversations with. As I said, this would happen prior to the passing of the individual. I can't predict the time or place, and with the exception of one person all the individuals that I have seen die were relatives. To give you an example: I had a cousin who was killed in a car accident a few years ago. Two years, roughly, before the accident, in a dream, I was standing next to a road, and I saw a car coming toward me, the car locked up the brakes, the driver lost control, hit an embankment, rolled, and landed right side up. I then went over to see if the driver was okay, only to find that a piece of the car was sticking through him and that he was physically mangled. I didn't know who the person was, but we talked for a few minutes about wha

Thoughts
A Few Good Doorman" ...You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bars, and those bars have to be protected by men with black shirts. Who's gonna do it? You? Your drunk friends? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your drunk friend who got kicked out and you curse the doorstaff. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know- that your buddy getting tossed, while tragic, probly saves lives. And my existence, while grotesque to you, probly saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that door, you need me at that door. We use words like float, identification, stamp. We use these words as a backbone of a lifetime spent watching a bar. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to a person who gets loaded under the blanket of Security in which I provide, and then questions the manner in which I

Sunday Morning Sex
SUNDAY MORNING SEX... I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

In Case You Missed The Bulletin
You know it's not every day on a site like this that you come across genuinely good people. Ecspecially being a female and trying to decipher the good guys from the bad guys. It is soooo nice to have friends that are willing to see beyond T&A and are willing to not only listen to the craziness in your life but are there with words of wisdom (Herbie), the best advice (Chuck), a heart of gold (Kurt), more love than you could have ever imagined receiving (Daddy) and will have your back NO MATTER WHAT (Kellz, J-Baby, Tiff and Miss Honie). I can't thank them enough for being there for me at the times when I just needed an ear and to get things off my chest. So, if you got love for me....go show these people some love....they deserve it!

Your First .com
Many people everyday are starting their first .com Getting a domain name is the buzz of all entrepreneur website...but just exactly how do you do it? Step 1) You need to find an available domain name. This is done through a domain registrar, such as GoDaddy.com Lets say you run a business called Fabulous Graphic Designs. You may decided that you would like to register the domain fabulousgraphicdesigns.com This can be done for about $8 per year. I like to use GoDaddy.com to search for available domain names. Once you begin searching you will quickly see that the domain name you want may already be registered...so you may have to change your domain name from fabulousgraphicdesigns.com to fgd.com or something similar. Step 2) Once you have your domain name registered you will need to host it somewhere. You can think of it like a horse. If you were to buy a horse you would have two options...board it yourself in your own barn, or go to a boarding stable and lease a space in

Booboo's Pimping Out
I will tell anyone my friends RAWK!!! I can pimp out 90% of my friends and know that you wont come back and ask why you added them. These are just a few of the many I'l be pimping. My list is never ending Stop by and show them some love. kelli2you@ fubar ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® õWñÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ ŦRÄÌñ ñ LõÚñGÈ۞@ fubar Fawny aka DJFawn~Far~#1 DJ HOR~Shadow Levelers~Fubar Mum to Castironbitch(fan & rate b4 adding)@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar Boone, Plz sign my guestbook@ fubar Pєяĸy Mя. Đ's Wife Owner of the O.C.L@ fubar † KDM † BooBoo'z VaMPiRe@ fubar ~hot momma~@ fubar ~~Doing88™©~~My heart ♥ for ShanonLee !!She is my everything !!!!@ fubar Warlox~WRR~Cru's Soldier~Embrace The Eternal Flames@ fubar

Motorcycle Safety
A recent Mumm sparked my interest and I wanted to post a blog because it is important to me. Even though the MUMM started out about something completely different, it ended up taking a turn about how sportbikes are death traps waiting to happen, and I completely disagree. This is my posted reply to the MUMM... "A motorcycle is only as safe as the person riding it. You could be riding a 2-horsepower Vespa, but if you ride it like an idiot, you'll get killed just a quick as you would riding a Ducati sportbike. Conversely, if you exercise sound judgment and some discipline, and are willing to learn, you could ride that Ducati sportbike every day for the next 20 years and never have an accident. It's 90% rider behavior and 10% everything else that makes for a safe or dangerous ride. Like a car, a motorcycle is just a vehicle under your control and subject to the laws of physics. How the two mix is up to you."

New To This!
Hello fellow Fubarians! I'm Candace. I'm new to this Fubar thing so if I make a few mistakes once in awhile, cut me some slack! I already know about downrating so that won't happen! lol Any other help to get around this circus, would be appreciated. I would like to find some good people that don't have a lot of drama in thier lives.(Is there such an animal?) Anyway, thanks for bein patient with me, I hope to meet a lot of cool people. Thanks for reading my drivel!! lol Candace.

Story 5
When I was 15 years old, my granmother worked as a hospice nurse (home care until a patient dies). She would occasionally have to go out in the middle of the night to work a patient's death. Most times, my dad or I would go with her to keep her awake on the way to the patient's home. I remember it was a summer night, and my grandmom got called out to a patient that wasn't doing too well in the town of Hart Texas. When we got there, she went in and I stayed out in the car and waited on her for what seemed like hours. As I was flipping through the stations on the radio trying to find something decent to listen to. I caught movement coming out of the house. I thought, "Yes! We finally get to go home!" But it wasn't my grandmom. A man walked out the front door, down the steps and over behind a tree that was in the front yard. Then he peeked around the tree at me. All I could think was: it was some old man just trying to play childish games with me. After two or three times of him pla

My Prayer
My Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

Can You Please Listen
I want everyone to listen to me just for a few mins. First of all who ever sent me that message altho I'm not going to mention names but they know where they are. I want you to listen to me carefully. I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I was not putting anyone down. I'm not that skinny myself. I'm not prejudice at all. Altho being big is not always in the best health. You can put me down all you want but if you think thats going to hurt me you have another thing comming. There are going to be people that like me and people that hate me and personally I could care less. I don't think that with what you just said is going to ruin me in any shape or form. But for me I need to be skinner cause its not in the best health for me. I think you misunderstood me and instead of trying to find out all the facts you jumped down my throat and tried to insult me. I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck in your life whatever that might be.

Cleaning Time
Hi friends! I am getting ready to start cleaning house. Everyone has their own way of managing their list, and of course I have mine. I fan and rate everyone that sends me a friend request I think it's only fair to get the same love in return. So Im going through my list starting tomorrow and if youre a friend that hasn't fanned or rated me then Im sorry to say you will be deleted! If you dont believe in fanning or rating then do me a favor and remove yourself. Its nothing personal towards anyone its just the way I choose to manage my growing list of friends! Thank you and Much Love Always!

Observations
Here's some observations that may help explain some things for you. I've learned them by experience. 1.) Very few people want, or even understand, a real relationship anymore. Many people confuse "friends with benefits" with a relationship. I've seen several "I want a relationship without attachment" ads recently. WTF? No such thing, and if you think so, you're misusing the word. 2.) Only younger women, say, 18-22, might possibly be capable of falling in love. After that, they go through a "I want to prove I don't need anyone stage", and they leave you to go back to school or pursue a career. After that, they decide "hey I'm close to 30, I need to get married and poop out babies". They'll get married to someone "successful", have 2.4 kids, then divorce him. At that point, they'll be fat, jaded, smokers with floppy vaginas and no time for you. Yet, they'll still post ads seeking "a real man" or some such. At this point what they really want is a penis and a check. 3.) Anyone

Reipes-drinks :)
"Irish Cream Recipe" 1 can condensed milk (14 ounces) 1 can rye whiskey (14 ounces)--(Canadian Mist?) 3 eggs 1 cup heavy cream 1 table spoon chocolate syrup 1 table spoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in bowl. WHISK!!! (Do not put in blender!!!!). Put in bottles and refrigerate I just copied and pasted this one, when the f*** did whisky come in cans LOL

Rachel
please if your there. i most know everything . i am lost in the darkness without you . you have to know the future . you have to see. that what lays ahead i must be. with out your friendship i am lost . surely . can i tell you it will be ok will you whisper back and say friends are forever and youll never go away . i truly hope that you doing great but honestly i dont want a life without your kindness on my plate. please if your there

Leaving
I will be deleting my account in the near future. I have been doing so thinking, and I have realize something about this account. If you aren’t in the in coward or in a clique, or some chick showing her tits, no one wants anything to do with you. And the ones who usually don’t. So I am leaving. I have meet a few nice people on here, but most are fucktards, drama queens, and cowards. Have a nice life. Real life has been more fun and less drama. Beside in real life I don't have to take a bouncer ID check everytime I do something.

Hott
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Umm Ok..
So iam new to this whole thing and dont understand alot of it but i just wanted to say that when i rate a photo Iam being totaly honest and Iam sorry if you cant handle the truth. I dont rate myself any hire than a 2 maybe a 3 so get over it move on and deal with it its life and people can be rude..

Wife Of A United States Solider
I am the Wife of a United States Soldier. I am a supporter of the United States Air Force- an encouragement for the greatest protectors of the greatest Nation on earth. Because I am proud of my husband, and the uniform that he wears, I will always act in ways creditable to him, the military service and the Nation he is sworn to guard. I am proud of my husband. I will do all that I can to protect and provide for my family in his absence. I will be loyal to my husband and to the vows that we made as we entered the covenant of marriage. I will do my full part to carry on the values and goals we have set apart for our family and I will continue to instruct our children in the same manner. As a soldier's wife, I realize that I play a vital role in my husband's decision to become a member of a time honored profession- that I am doing my share to keep alive the principles of freedom for which my country stands. No matter what situation I am in, I will never do anything for pleasure, profit

Never Argue With A Woman
Subject: Never argue with a woman >I thought you might enjoy this little story. > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, >and reads her book. >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says theÃ‚Â woman. >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any moment."

First Blog: Hello~
Hello to everyone who visits here. Well, I'm very new to this site and getting use to everything here. It's quite confusing, at least at first, though I hope to get a hang of it and stick around. Anyhow, a little bit about me. My name is Megyn, but most call me Sune, or a few good friends call me Sunage. Don't know where it came from but oh well. I'm 19, and I live in Illinois. I love to have fun, draw, catch things on fire and all that. I'm also a Furry. For those who don't know what that is, it's someone with a deep connection with a certain animal or animals, in my case a snow leapord, and have a habit of acting like, or even dressing up, as said animal. You can see an example with my yarn ball pic. I am also working at becoming a Suicide Girl. I'm signed up and all that, and just need to figure out some ideas for my first set. So if you have any Ideas, shout 'em out at me. And... I think this is all I have to say for now. Take care everyone!

The Secret Is The Law Of Attraction
1. We all work with one infinite power 2. The Secret is the Law of Attraction (LOA) 3. Whatever is going on in your mind is what you are attracting 4. We are like magnets - like attract like, You become AND attract what you think 5. Every thought has a frequency. Thoughts send out a magnetic energy 6. People think about what they don't want and attract more of the same 7. Thought = creation. If these thoughts are attached to powerful emotions (good or bad) that speeds the creation 8. You attract your dominant thoughts 9. Those who speak most of illness have illness, those who speak most of prosperity have it..etc.. 10. It's not "wishful" thinking 11. You can't have a universe without the mind entering into it 12. Choose your thoughts carefully .. you are a masterpiece of your life 13. It's OK that thoughts don't manifest into reality immediately (if we saw a picture of an elephant and it instantly appeared, that would be too soon)

Bright Eyes
I picked you out, Of a crowd and talked to you. Said I liked your shoes, You said, "Thanks, Can I follow you?" So it's up the stairs, And out of view. No prying eyes. I poured some wine. I asked your name; You asked the time. Now it's two o'clock. The club is closed, We're up the block. Your hands on me, Pressing hard against your jeans, Your tongue in my mouth, Trying to keep the words from coming out. You didn't care to know. Who else may have been you before. I want a lover I don't have to love. I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck. Where's the kid with the chemicals? I thought he said to meet him here, But I'm not sure. I've got the money If you've got the time. You said, "It feels good." I said "I'll give it a try." Then my mind went dark, We both forgot where your car was parked. Let's just take the train. I'll meet up with the band in the morning. Bad actors, with bad habits... Some sad singers, they

Wow What A Life!
Well, I have a very active life! I take care of my 3 kids and my 2 foster children! It is hard dealing with abused children, but they deserve love, compassion, understanding and caring! They deserve the chance to have a safe and healthy life. I have a 7 month old baby in my care that has had such a hard little life in such a short time span. It was hard to go to a hospital to get him, and a see the hurt and mistrust, the fear and the damage! I could see the external things, be told of the internal things, but being with him day in and day out, I was able to feel his pain. He was afraid to cry, afraid to sleep, eating very little. But with alot of love and care he is growing, sleeping and he actually smiles, and laughs, he like to play and crawl, get into my movies, and know that he isnt going to be beaten for it. Or starved for crying! In the 2 months he has been with me he has gain almost 8 pounds, and is crawl, trying to walk and being a baby! It is great and it makes me f

Cruelty!
MICHAEL VICK; YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMEDO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PIT BULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ?MAYBE THIS? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH?MOST DEFINITELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFRAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT IS WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. WE KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PIT BULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST IS NOT RIGHT. PIT BULLS SHOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT & PL ACED WITH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pit bulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to whether or not the pit bull BECOMES one, due to whether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pit bulls, really, are as SWEET as can be!Below are pictures of pit bulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring environment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER!

Very Sorry
i'm very sorry if i have missed some of you that may have rated me .not trying to be rude .a honest fuck up lol . at first i had no clue what was going on it was so quick lol but i just wanted you all to know i was sorry if i did miss you ...........

Books Bound In Human Flesh
Brown University's library boasts an anatomy book that combines form and function in macabre fashion. Its cover--tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, like fine leather--is made of human skin. In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society. At the time, the best libraries belonged to private collectors. Some were doctors who had access to skin from amputated parts and patients whose bodies had gone unclaimed. In other cases, wealthy bibliophiles acquired skin from executed criminals, medical school cadavers and people who died in the poor house. Nowadays, libraries typically keep such volumes in their rare book collections and do not allow them to circulate. But scholars can examine them. Brown's John Hay Library has three books bound in human skin--the 1568 anatomy tex

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts Of You Thoughts of you have drifted near I sense them in my heart Along with all the sorrows not being with you has brought My tears are no longer empty they are filled with pain and such The sea they form is lovely yet deadly to the touch. When peaceful sleep encloses me I only dream of you These dreams are what hold me when my wishes don't come true This longing never ends and will never be satisfied Until my life is over and my heart and soul have died

Life
life I lie alone My life a mess No family, no home My life a misery torn apart Just like my little beating heart My life of being sad Just makes me mad I do not wish to be lonesome As if love would make me wholesome Like love would fill my heart No one is there to make me smile Just there to tease and tear my heart apart While laughing all the while My tears of hope drift out of me just like a sea of misery

You'll Never Know
You'll never Know You'll never know all the tears I've cried, You'll never know how hurt I am inside, You'll never know how I've loved you, You'll never know I think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how I feel will always be the same, You'll never know that I can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad You'll never know you're the reason I've been alone all along, You'll never know how much I care, You'll never know all the pain I bare, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that I'll be there to the end, No matter what I'll always Love you

Life Is Ending
Life is Ending I dont think I can deal with this anymore no love, just agony and pain the pain makes me want to walk out the door staying much longer will drive me insane i realy have the desire to kill mine is in danger even if i lie but i would be the victim of this trill i surelly will be the next one to die simple, sweet just a very young woman love again i will never really feel i cant go through this kind of pain again i do not have the rapid urge to heal today is going to be my real end always remember me. Your True Love

Fossils Challenge Old Evoluton Theory
Associated Press Fossils Challenge Old Evoluton Theory By SETH BORENSTEIN 08.08.07, 5:30 PM ET WASHINGTON - Surprising research based on two African fossils suggests our family tree is more like a wayward bush with stubby branches, challenging what had been common thinking on how early humans evolved. The discovery by Meave Leakey, a member of a famous family of paleontologists, shows that two species of early human ancestors lived at the same time in Kenya. That pokes holes in the chief theory of man's early evolution - that one of those species evolved from the other. And it further discredits that iconic illustration of human evolution that begins with a knuckle-dragging ape and ends with a briefcase-carrying man. The old theory is that the first and oldest species in our family tree, Homo habilis, evolved into Homo erectus, which then became human, Homo sapiens. But Leakey's find suggests those two earlier species lived side-by-side about 1.5 million years a

Pain
No More Pain Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, as the dreams run through her head Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, Is she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith, there's nothing left. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything she thinks she can As one night she made her choice, There was just no way she could make it without him. As days go by her eyes are just blank. She wrote him a note,it was but a poem she wrote Saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. She couldn't take the pain anymore. Pain pills she did take, just enough to end the pain o

Redneck Vascectomy
Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count... "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on h

Dissapointed
A few days ago the man I know as my grandfather(who had raised me from a young age) shook his head, and told me he was disappointed in me then walked away. It seems all my life I've been a disappointment to him and his wife. I've lived most of my life striving to make them happy but, it seems I've always failed. The horrible irony to all of this is while my brother and sister have always done nothing for themselves but, to get into trouble to have my grandparents praise them. They were always there to tell me how horrible I was but, when it was time for praise on my achievements they were no where to be found. I look back on my childhood, and the most memorable part of it was them blaming me for my older sisters actions. I remember one time in particular that I burnt my neck with a curling iron, and they insisted it was a hickey. They spent at least an hour leaning over me calling me a whore, slut, ect. Once my grandmother slapped me accost the face, and when my grandfather got home he

My Perfect Date…
At any beautiful beach, (I would love it to be at the beach at Cafe Del Mar Ibiza), along with my lover, under the stars before the sunset. sitting on a thin but comfortable long cloth with many rose petals on it, a lit lavender candle on top of the cloth, with a picnic basket, including some minute maid apricot juice, lemon hinted chicken, a dozen purple grapes, a star fruit, and chocolate brownies. also a music player and a c.d that plays love or relaxing music, and while eating the chocolate brownie last, finally enjoying the view of the beautiful and magnificent sunset, by the side of the one I love…

Go Talk To Kelly
here is a blog for some to enjoy is from a very great friend of mine http://fubar.com/blog/38178/470493 I just want to frist say that this person here has had my back with alot i have been dealing with lately Kelly thank u so much and if u have any question about anything then maybe u need to hit her up and she will tell u just how to take ur candy asses on some were ™KelKel™ ÇHã®M€Ð ÃÑG€£ PîP€®@ fubar thanks love to the ones that mean somehting to me

Lessons
well you know how your told one day they grow up and move away and you think u can handle it well guess what u cant... i learned this the hard way when my oldest one moved away... i wish she would come home and be my baby again..... so for thoughs of u who have little ones keep them as long as you can cause they will grow up and break your heart and that was a hard lesson to learn..

9000to Level
We are getting closer..If you could just take a few minutes he only has 30 pictures..If you like to comment bomb well thats what im doing..Come keep me company.You all know i like a challenge.im inyterested to see if we can do this tonight. We need some help on this level up.Hes got 30 pictures and a few stash.Can you show him some love I THINK I'LL STAY A LITTLE LONGER@ fubar

Rabblerouser Ii
Is there some truth to the term, "terrible two's"?...tonight I made macaroni and cheese. My 2yr old decided to see what it would sound like if she dropped a few macaroni noodles behind the fan which was on high-speed. It sounds like a pfftttttt! sound.

Monica's Blog
It's been awhile! I kno... My summer life here kinda picked up, which is totally rad. I decided to get out, meet some people -- and quit sulking. So! I haven't forgotten about you guys here, who were willing to keep me occupied when I had NOTHING to do. I'm going to start stopping by again and stuff. Jasper! I've missed you the mostest. I hope you can forgive me :P I added a few new pics. Nothing fancy.

Im Sad
i sit and think of why my life is the way its is.i am never happy but u know i made my life like this and its time for a change im leaving from this place i call hell. and believe me it is. i cook clean work and take care of 2 little one everyday 24/7 and i now find myself thinking. what if... dont get me wrong i love my kids they are my world.. but why did i choose this life of mine. i thought iit would be better for me but i thought wrong. every think u have a soulmate out there. i do everyday oneday i will have mine and i will be happy. im trying to fix everything and all i do is get yelled at for nothing. so i give up. i hate my life. but its time for a change and by the end of the month i will have my own place and im gone i need to make myself happy for my kids.

Dealing With Moving Away...
Well I'm moving to Arkansas in September and well some of my friends are not dealing with it well. I'm having trouble with it to, I know no one there but my mother in law...lol I love my friends to death and would do anything for them. A couple of them are planning on moving there with in a yr or 2. I just wish they would not make me feel so bad and then say oh gf I understand its just fucked up. I know its fucked up, if I didn't have to leave I wouldn't. I'm 30 yrs old and my husband is going to be 49 on the 30th and this is the only way we will ever be able to own a home or 2 or 3...lol It's so cheap there its great. Well I'm done I feel a little better by getting this off my chest. It sucks that the people I'm talking about don't even have Fubar accounts...LMFAO anyways peace out and much love...

Ode De Sade (poetry)
My deviant libido suffers like candle drips on the deepest slab of marble keeps. Goddess of rays- Did I slip from your quickening into the mundane corners inhabited by obedient citizens? Fear can be intoxicating... for those that plan on dying. Waiting for spontaneous combustion is nonsense- Guide the match in my lips to the acceleration of your carnal fires, where emptiness is filled with celestial bodies and all substances are ambrosia.

Tales Of The Twilight
So im sitting here looking at some old pictures from back in middle school and high school and realizing how many people iv known that have been murdered.. six people ... so many dieing over petty shit.. example my friend tomi was murdered by her boyfriend casue she was leaving him after and after a fight he shot her in the head ... the dumped the body near a dumpster... i dont get it.. i really dont..

Eyes
eyes reflect personality and soul,i cant deny your eyes, they draw me in. i see warmth and love , pain and heartbreak, haterd and vice. i would love to take away that pain and heartbreak and turn it into something beautiful.i look into your eyes and want to stay there forever. i cant explain it. my emotions run wild we i look into ur eyes. i see that u want to be happy and i will make u happy. im alive when i see u.its all a big dream and i dont want to wake up from it.

Story 6
This happened during my senior year of high school. I was very close with my small group of friends, and we helped each other through some very rough times. My friend Donna was involved in a very unhealthy relationship at the time. She was never one to be completely mentally stable, so we rallied around her to help her through. I had a rather large fish aquarium in my room, so it put off a lot of light during the night. On this particular night I had fallen asleep fairly early. At around 11:30 p.m. I awoke to the sound of weeping in my room. I opened my eyes and rolled over not sure of what to expect. When I looked, Donna was sitting against my dresser with her knees bent up against her chest. I remember speaking her name in confusion, wondering how she got in there and what exactly she was doing on my bedroom floor. When I spoke her name, she looked directly at me and said, "I love you. Please help me. I need help so bad." At that she was gone. I tried to call her but there was

Life..
My fiance, a man of honesty and purity of heart, 20 years old, is taking on the duty of stepping up and defending our freedom in the United States Army. He is an Active Duty Soldier being placed in Iraq for a deployment of a 15 month duration. I have been with this man for about 2 years. I never thought that anything would be this hard. To love, back, and stand beside a man who I hardly see. Love is what it is and you know fate when it smacks you in the face. I met him a week before Christmas in 2005 and have been faithful to him since then. He was in Washington State for 6 months and I stayed, and then in Germany for a little over a year, and here I still am. I have a bond with him that I believe nobody else posesses. We are stronger than ever now. He is a man of morals and believes that sex should wait until marriage. I love and respect him very much for that. He knows about my past and looks past it for our love. I respect him for the strength that he holds and I would give anything

Short And Sweet
Well I just wanted to make this short and sweet....like that ever is the case. I have been enjoying the single life, being able to flirt, go have fun dancing with my girls, not being told what to do, and all that jazz...its been great...until you meet someone you think is just wonderful and you find yourself saying maybe he could be different from the rest of them. Ok it scares me to death but excites me at the same time with the idea of letting someone get close since it has been a long time. The last boy I kissed with my eyes closed showed me that love can be cruel. Part of me is afraid of letting that happen again!! For the past year I have been very well guarded and if things get too close if they even get that far I leave or find a way to end it, avoid it or just say fuck off. I know I can't run forever but I don't know what to do...........

Scary
McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his 3rd birthday. After he finished lunch, I allowed him to play i

Hate
hate brings the soul down it fills ur life with nothing.it makes life worthless. when everybody u love leaves u. i u do is hate. there is no laughter just sadness. u feel usless and nothing ever goes right again.life is filled with this evil. it never ever goes away. no matter what u do.sometimes it hurts so much u want to curl up and die. u look happy on the outside but within u are hurting getting eatting alive with hate.u go completly insane cause of it u have noone there to help u out of it. then nothing is ever the same...

I.a.r.
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Love
love is toruter when u want it its not there. if u call it, it wont come to u . u have to find that someone. when there is someone there for u thats when love is there. when u are all alone it disappears from u like ur soul is leaving ur body. u die from being alone and not wanted. all u want to do is disappear from this harsh world.because there is nobody o love u like u want to be loved

Story 7
About three years ago, I was sitting in a local coffee shop in lousina during a little road trip. The restaurant was empty except for me and the night waitress. She was really pleasant and talked a lot; she was offering places to check out while I was in town and seemed amazingly astute. In fact, she seemed almost prescient, even guessing my age almost to the day and month and even certain things that I was actually planning to do the next day. It was so light-hearted, I thought I really lucked out by meeting a easy-going, smart young lady quite out my my normal way. At closing time, she went to the back to, I guess, put some cash in the safe or something. As I was sitting there wondering what time I wanted to get up and hit the road again the next day, I momentarily thought I might even invite her for a few hours of "R&R." I decided instead to just remember the store and next time I passed through the area, to remember to stick my head in a say "hi" (no reason, I just wanted to pl

Hot Wet And Pink
This entry deals with the current bullet points of my life and I shall edit and update where they apply. ~REVAMPED~ I guess I never truly wanted to believe it but I assume that the reason I'm so quiet and why sometimes I can't answer certain questions is because in the past I unknowingly let people change me. Overall I think it was definitely a change for the better (though I do wish I still had some of my old assertiveness back...) but damn do I hate awkward silence! so many times I want to just chat away with folks but I have not the words or I rely on feeding them random general questions and it just feels so forced and phony. I guess that's why I prefer talking to people who have a lot to say or talk about themselves and their life the majority of the conversation as that way I can emphasize my strengths (Listening, nodding and occasional agreeing) and hide my conversational weaknesses. If it's something I can relate to or know a great deal about I have no problems at all but

Rip My Big Brother Tommy!!!
Monday evening the unthinkable happened and I was devastated beyond words could ever tell you!!!!!!!!!!!! I lost one of the most important people in my life and my world just came crashing down!!! My big brother felt he needed to leave this world and I still don't know why and I am just so crushed cuz he left behind so much!! Two beautiful little girls who when I look at are a spitting image of their father so it makes it even harder!! Why did you do this Tommy, WHY?? You are my mentor, best friend and big brother so this hurts more than anyone will ever know!!!!!! You are the greatest Tommy!! You helped me through the tough shit and get my shit straight and I love you so much for that!!! Nobody could replace you nor would I EVER want them too!!! Tommy always remember me cuz I will NEVER EVER forget you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! RIP THOMAS G. MOSER

Age
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you? I'm four and a half You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. How old are you? I'm gonna be 16 You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16 And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun

Dead Puppies.........
He took a step towards me and grabbed the hair on the back of my neck. He pulled me towards him until his lips were firmly pressed against mine. His kiss dominated my lips. It wasn't only my lips that were at his mercy. He pushed his tongue into my mouth, taking control of my tongue. I moaned. With his free hand, he unbuttoned my blouse. He lightly traced my cleavage with his finger. He kissed my breasts and traced the top of my bra with his tongue. He pulled away with his hand still entangled in my hair. "Don't you EVER argue with me," he said with a firm tone. "I'm sorry," I whispered. "What did you say to me?" he asked as he swatted me on my butt. "Ouch! I'm sorry, Sir," I corrected. "Good girl. Now, lie down in the middle of the bed," he ordered me as he released my hair from his grasp. I laid down on the bed. He approached the bed. He slid my skirt up to my waist, revealing the black lace thong with red ribbon ties on each side that I was wearing. "What's

Contest
TO ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY. SHELL IS IN A CONTEST AND NEEDS 20,000 COMMENTS TO WIN. SHE'S HALF WAY THERE NOW. ALL HELP IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME OR HER KNOWS WE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ASK.

Hmmmm.......serious
VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq , was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .. 17. The wise men were from Iraq .. 18. Peter preached in Iraq . 19. The 'Empire of

Why Can't I Sleep???
Ok so here's the deal I only got about 5 hours of sleep last night and then took a nap that afternoon and here we are now 6:29am and I am wide awake. I even took some sleeping pills to try to knock me out but that was at 3am. I layed in bed counting sheep I tryed to meditate but nothing I'm still wide awake. I want to get some sleep I know I have to but I have alot going on in my head and I think that is part of my problem. We are looking to move out of this place and into a apartment but I have to find one that I will be comfortable in. I need to have room to move in a home if I don't I begin to feel traped and I just can't handle that. I really do hope we find something soon this place is driving me crazy the town is small there's nothing to do. My friends don't like comeing out here because it's so dead and it's a far drive. I want to be closer to them so that if we decied to get together at the last min. I can. But anyway that's my rant for the day. Hopefully sleep will come soon.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~

Wishing I Could Turn Back Time
as my pregnancy comes closer to an end im starting to miss my ex boyfriend more than ever now. because of all the problems we had now he wont be there when his baby is born, before we started having problems our relationship was perfect. we were happy, we worked together as a team, we understood eachother. then he started acting weird after i got pregnant his mood changed, i started to blame it on him not taking his meds but i wasnt able to keep track of whether or not he was taking all of them. and now im starting to realize how good our relationship was and i miss that, i mean what guy would cook breakfast in bed for his girlfriend, or sit with her when shes recovering from getting her wisdom teeth pulled, or bring her to the er if she has an allergic reaction even if he hates hospitals? who would buy their girlfriend flowers for no reason, or bring their girlfriend's son out while they ran errands just so their girlfriend could have 2 seconds alone to shower and eat. he used t

Night Sky
Night Sky The moon shines bright and all the stars are out I hear you whisper in my ear that you love me My mind goes crazy and I turn and say I love you too We embrace one another and dance under the night sky I never want this night to end; it is ours and ours only -© J. Bendiksen

Grandpa
Last Night(Aug.8,2007)I became a grandfather for the second time.My son & his wife had their first son.Little Stephen was 7 lbs 19 inches long.I'm sure he'll grow to be a big strong man like his wrestling father.Little Stevie's sister will be a year old this Sunday.Now I'm the proud grandfather of 2 beautiful children.

Still I Wonder
Still I Wonder What happened to us We were once in love But now we are enemies We once belonged to each other But now we ignore one another’s existence At time I wonder if you could have changed I wonder if things have to be this way We used to be perfect for each other We used to dream of a life forever together Now it’s gone In a blink of an eye Everything gone Our dreams Our hopes Lost forever Gone in a cloud of dust What happened to us Where did we go wrong What happened to the meant to be Time to move on Time to start all over To start brand new And yet I can’t seem to forget about you And yet I can’t seem to forget all you did All the bad and all the good Thoughts of you they haunt me They ask me if I made the right choice But deep inside I know I did And still part of me wonders what would have happened And if we could have started over new I uses it just wasn’t meant to be Just not our destiny But I still wonder and fear that I alway

Rain
Rain rain rain rain it’s raining it’s raining your playing your playing watch yourself watch yourself keep yourself from your knife keep yourself from the fright keep yourself from that gun help yourself help yourself stay away from that sun darkness darkness is your salvation release release your main aggression feed feed your main sensations scream scream of your temptations forget forget your suicidal message go away go out of your way to become the one who makes no sense cleanse your mind don’t ever make sense don’t ever fit in -© J.Bendiksen

Honoring Our Soldiers
If you are able, save for them a place inside of you and save one backward glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have left and what they have taught you with their dying and keep it with your own. And in that time when men decide and feel safe to call the war insane, take one moment to embrace those gentle heros you left behind. Major Michael Davis O'Donnell January 1 , 1970 Dak. To Vietnam

Happy Hour Slammers
Hey all im gonna attempt to start a new bombing family ect... here on fubar and i am looking for members if interested please fubar mail me and let me know ty to all that decide to join Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar

Peace
I made a decision a few days ago to rededicate myself to the Christian faith. Since i made that decision i have had a sense of calm and peace like i have never felt. I will be going to church on a regular basis now, and bible study as well. Even for the people who stabbed me in the back, i feel no hate, it is time to move on with my life, and be someone worth knowing and having. For the first time in a long time, i am truly happy.

Whats Going On With Me Now
well first i found the one i want to be with i met her five years ago when she lived next door to me and we were always happy just being round each other and stuff well when she left we never told each other how we felt about each other and after five years and alot of pain later we finally talked again and then we said thing we didnt tell each other in a long time and on top of that the guy she was with at the time had gotten her pregnant and decide to leave her and thats when we told each other how we felt and we talked for a while and we were together even tho she is in another state i asked her to be with me and we agreed to be with each other cuz we want to have each other but anyways a lil while ago she went back to him only becuz of the baby and she has only gotten hurt by him and still is and it will only get worst if me and her r not together cuz i know they dont like each other and she only loves him but he dont love her he has done alot of bad things in his life like lots of

Blinkie Name Tags
hey all im making blinkie name tags if you like to have one fubar mail me i will need the colors you want up to a max of 3 and what name you would like on it so please fubar mail me if interested ty Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar

Cheaters
I don't usually post these things but figured maybe everyone should be updated..for those who care. I am now filing for my second divorce..first was a beater..second was a cheater..god do i know how to pickem lol. anyway..myself and CidakaTazz,aka Tazzmosses..are finally through..he decided to spen two nights with his new whore and with the aidacitity only the truly ignorant can posses thought i wouldnt find out..needless to say his shit was packed and nready ..so guess whats folks..........laugh/cry im singel yet again!!!..may not be on much but wanted my true friend to know i truly love and will miss u greatly! love sandra..aka crazybyytch

12 Steps To Recovery
A Marine's 12 steps to recovery: 1. I am a Marine, I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: -Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530 or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). -Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, work out, get used to it. -"Fuck" cannot be used to replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". -Grunting is not talking. -It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" 3. Style: -A high and tight looks really dumb -So does a low reg, but not as bad. -A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world. -you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time. 4. Women: -Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls. -Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6

Livin Life And Loving It
Well i am having so much fun just living life to the fullest. Yes i know you are probly saying how am i working to jobs and living life to the fullest well its easy. At both jobs i work with fun loving ppl. and so many cute guys lol like Carlos the photo Tec... the two job thing is working out good someday i will work at least 4 hours but that is if i just work at my part time job when i work both jobs its a twelve to an sixteen hour day.. Crazy but that’s ok. I’m banking it!! lol

Why Is It So Complicated!
i am lost in life, but found in love.. they say good things come to those who wait...i never believed it. however the past week, i witnessed it. the guy that i have loved is with me! i am falling in love with him majorly! AND I AM NOT LETTING HIM GO!! i love you baby!

What Irritates The Hell Outa Me!!!
OK....so I am pretty new at this meet someone online...then go meet them in person stuff! I find it a little weird! Call me odd...old fashioned...whatever! But...if you say...."Hey...I don't live far from you...why don't you and I meet up in real person!" You better damned well show up! I was gonna be out and about and passin' through the town that one of my "friends" lives in and she and I were gonna meet up....she was a NO SHOW! *click* *click* DELETED!!!!!!!

All About Brian
WELL I GUESS I WILL TELL YOU GUYS ALL ABOUT MYSELF.... I AM THE MOST EASY GOING GUY YOU WILL EVER MEET,I LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH, I ALSO LOVE TO SAY OFF THE WALL STUFF JUST TO GET A REACTION OUT OF PEOPLE.....I GREW UP ON A DAIRY FARM WHERE I LEARNED VERY EARLY THE CORRECT WAY TO GENTLY PULL ON NIPPLES....LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH....I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE, LETS SEE THE REASON I HAVE THE WORDS VOICE OVER BITCH AFTER MY NAME IS,I DO IMPRESSIONS OF ABOUT 20 DIFF PEOPLE AND CARTOON CHARACTERS AND I WAS DOING VOICE OVERS FOR DJ'S , SO IF YOU WANT A VOICE OVER HIT ME UP.....UM LETS SEE I AM NOT USED TO TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, I ALMOST FEEL GAY DOING THIS LOL..... WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT TOPIC I LOVE LESBIANS, I HAVE ALOT IN COMMON WITH THEM... MY FAVORITE CONVERSATIONS ARE ABOUT SEX, POOP, BREAST, HEMEROIDS, MUDDIN, HUNTING, FISHING.... OK I CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT SEX AND POOP ARE THE FUNNIEST, LIKE WHEN YOUR HAVING SEX AND YOU HEAR YOUR SWEATY BELLIES TOUCHING AND MAKING T

Excitement
I just totally can not get over the excitement of knowing that in roughly 22 days I will be with my hunni again. Everytime I talk to him or talk to anybody about this flight back my heart starts pounding very rapidly. The past few months has felt like a lifetime away from him and I have absolutely hated it. I am very thankful for my friends on here because killing time on Fubar has really helped the time go by a little easier. It was really cool to quit the job I was working last night, I was technically suppose to work there thru the 22nd but when that payday is after the time I will be back in Germany, why do it. I did however call my 2nd job and she will be working me 5 days rather then 3 next week and I get paid from that job before I fly across the pond. During the 1st month I am sure that I will be on the site Monday thru Friday when my hunni is working out of town. After that I really need to concentrate on the language. That is my goal, to be able to carry on just a very basic

Let's Get Personal
Ahhhh the question I'm always asked, different forms true; but same question. "What's your view on love" "What's love mean to you" "How would you express it" Honestly? Fuck love. Seriously. The words hella over used. But it takes a lot for a person to contain all these feelings.... Love is that overwhelming feeling you get int he pit of your stomach. When you see someone and... you know that you'll remember their smile, scent, hair style, clothes, eye color, hair color, pretty much EVERY thing about them. When you like their faults... and don't mind when they have bad days. When you miss them even while they're there with you. When you think about them every second of every day. When all you can do... is tell all your boys about how amazing your girlfriend is. When you can accept everything about her... When you know when she's upset, or when she's happy. You know every kind of smile she has. And you can tell when she has that Distinct smile... the one that she

Life Savor Flavors
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say: ">Red............cherry," ">Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," "Orange.........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

What Tarot Card Are You?
You are The Wheel of Fortune Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of intoxication with success The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Bang Or Pass
BANG OR PASS There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd bang you." SCARED? lol this shits funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as ""Bang or Pass""

Ones Peice Of Mind
Ones Peice Of Mind Is something that im takein back and none human man or woman will take from me ever again... I have sat here for days and days on end and got so agervated about the little tinny bullshit that i have had going on that i have snaped at the tinny bullshit. Take whatever u want anymore but u wont take me down with you. I will admit im a fun, loveing, careing, person more than most people out there in the world. Its a gift given to me from my dad. I thank him every day for it (rest his kind soul)...If you cant stand the fact of who i am then im sorry for u but i dont need the bitching and snaping in my life. I dont need people in my life that try to bring me down or bring my fiends down because we are better than that, Oh and a new flash IM A PROTECTOR. I protect all my friends close and near from harm and always there for all of them. If i cant do it then i have friends that are there in my coner to help me through it all, and wont let me down no matter what the cause o

Your Best
Don't Sweat the Technique Each of us has something we do especially well, a move or trick that drive our partners BANANAS. I have learned some "soul kiss" techniques that when used after the "getting to know you," tongue work on the outer lips and before you zero in on the clitoris, can get the pleasure zones inside the frontal vaginal area, which are very sensitive, to be very responsive, and if you follow up with with more stimulation by entering her while her hips are elevated either be placing her feet on the thighs of the penetrator or lifting her hips with a pillow folded double the G-Spot is massaged if you get the angle right. Don't go to deep at first until she tells you to. What are your best techniques?

Funny
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

Musings
Your Harsh Glare Wilts My petals, Closing them Until dusk's Safety. Opening tentatively, Revealing their Beauty to No one. A fubar friend posted a blog entry that made me think of this poem, which I feel is applicable. I wrote it 07/17 and just filed it away, but am glad to share it.

Colour Me Careless
COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S TOUCH IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER TO ME ALL THAT MUCH DRESS ME ARRANGE ME PUT ME ON DISPLAY IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I WAS MADE THIS WAY ~ COLOUR ME CARELESS WITH YOUR ARTIST'S FLAIR IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER I DON'T CARE PAINT ME DESIGN ME PRESENT ME ON STAGE IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER MY BODY'S A CAGE

Indian Wisdom
I need a few answers to a few things that puzzle me about joining a group. I understand you want people to fan, rate profile and befriend them. OK that is understandable. My question is when that is the only time you ever hear from people and that is over 90 percent of the people in the group, why must you keep them???? If they never rate you again, send you a comment at least once a week or so, or even yell hi to you once in a while, what the hell use is it having them clutter up your friend's list?? I have rated many people in the group and not even a thank you. All I ever see in the bar tab or in bulletins are whines about rating me, fanning me, comment me! If people would do the same for others as they want, they would not have to beg and whine for that stuff. Everyone has become so dang rank crazy they don't care who they step on, or who has helped them all along, not for points but because of friendship (gee people remember that word??) There used to be a lot of lau

Kells In The Nude
ok i have a question?!?!! as sum of u may know my old page on here got hacked into and i was a level 18 worked hard to get there...so i had to start all over ive had this page less than a month and im already a level 15 and have had almost 10,000 profile veiws...my question is i actually put myself on here topless and sum ass shots...do u think that makes me skanky,or trashy? cuz i didnt do that on my last page but still got lots of attention...please lemme know what ya think,thanx kells

Front Row Seat
Life is a theater - invite your audience carefully. Not everyone is spiritually healthy and mature enough to have a front row seat in our lives. There are some people in your life that need to be loved from a distance. It's amazing what you can accomplish when you let go or at least minimize your time with draining, negative, incompatible, not-going-anywhere relationships/friendships/fellowships! Observe the relationships around you. Pay attention to: Which ones lift and which ones lean? Which ones encourage and which ones discourage? Which ones are on a path of growth uphill and which ones are going downhill? When you leave certain people, do you feel better or feel worse? Which ones always have drama or don't really understand, know and appreciate you and the gift that lies within you? When you seek growth, peace of mind, love and truth, the easier it will become for you to decide who gets to sit in the FRONT ROW and who should be moved to the balcony of your life.

How To Really Please A Woman
Lesbians guide to eating pussy. Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it is really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time we broke it down. Like this. The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial wasteland until, eventually, you drop from exhaustion, hot tears of confusion streaming down your face. Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, "Although I am about to rock your insides with 3,000 pounds of explosives, here's a little treat session to show you how I really feel." Instead of a screamed "OH MY GOD!!" like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous "ohmygodohmygodohmy god." Kin

What Is Running Though My Mind And What To Do About It.
Well for all of those people who love the military then this guy will piss you off too. apparently my crush here on fubar who has been my friend for 3 years is interested in this guy I'm not gonna put out his fubar name here (flying chevy duck) who claims to have lost his arm in the military yet in his pics which or on his and her site he has both of them and tells her that he rides a motorcycle. I don't think it is possible or legal to ride a motorcycle with one arm. Now I hate lyers but i hate guys who lie about anything that is involved with the military. I served for two years in the Navy and I saw friends of mine get hurt and lose limbs in the service and i was usually right there when it happened. i love my friends and this guy is a slap in the face to anyone who has served in the service. I don't know what to do about this whole situation. I love my friend yet it hurts me to see her dealing with this guy who just lies and gets away with it. She has no clue that it hurts and dis

Love
Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.

Facts Of Life
funny request Current mood: amused Category: Blogging 9/18/2006 12:16 AM Penis Demands A Raise!!!! Or Will It Go On Strike!!!!!! I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other

How The West Was Really Won
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man. "Sure will," replied the old-timer. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?" "Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw" "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man. "You bet it w

Giving Up
Is it wrong for me to want to give up on everyting. Not to live life to the fullest when i feel its slipping from my hands inchs and heartbeats at a time. Love isnt caring for another,sharin and every lil cherrished memery or time spent with someone love is a crime. Only cuz after one decides to move on your heart enes up ripped up and your dignity. What you thought was everything that is great and that nohing could go wrong that is unity. But unity is nothing compare to what you go through when its gone leaving you with nothing left to say. wanting to give all your cherrised memeriesto the devil just to drink your existing lifeand you dying soul away. never looking up for anything good that passes under your nose thats when you know that lif is not worth living. nothing can ever help any more onece a heart warming person all cold hearted beats from a frozen iced heart with antartic water blood is all the heart is giving. after the death of that person feeli

My Speech!!
This is the speech I did infront of my mom's church last sunday. The reactions and the applause was just amazing and all the hands I shook and the thank you's was just truely amazing. I now want to be a advocate for the troops and do alot more for them. Its wonderful how God works in ways that suprise you. I am excited to see what happens in the near future. I have already gotten calls from people who want to help more. Hi, I'm Sharon and I would like to share something that started out as a thought and a call to the church. I wrote a letter to the church in May asking everyone to write up some thank you cards and letter to Our Brave Troops and little did I know it was going to turn into something great and amazing. A week after Lisa passed out the letters to the sunday school classes that I recieved a call from Jane Lowrey/Unity Class wanting to know if we could send care packages. Well we did, we sent 6 care packages to 3 soldiers and they all recieved them with in a week... Her

I Need Some Love!!!! :)
OOOOOOOOOOOH I GOT A REAL HOT THING WITH GUYS AND GOATIES.... LOL.. I ALWAYS HAVE .. DONT KNOW WHY... LOL.. :o :) BUT GUYS WITH GOATIES REALLY ROCK MY F*CKIN SOCKS...... :p AND ROCKERS IN BAND... :) IM A GOOD GIRL GONE BAD.... :p LOL.... SHOW ME SOME LOVE.... ROCKERS AND GOATIES TURN ME ON... I LOVE THE BAD BOYS.... :) ALWAYS HAVE ALSO.... NEVER GREW OUT OF IT.. LOL I AM SOO SINGLE AND LOOKIN FOR A MAN... TURN THIS SINGLE GIRL INTO A SEXY ROCKIN FUBAR WIFE FOR THEM!!!! :) AND CRUSH ME LIKE IT HURTS.... :p :o :p