Fubar Blogs 5

"grandma's Cookies"
"GRANDMA'S COOKIES" .................................................. A LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND SHOOT THE GUN BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." FATHER,"SORRY SON,MAYBE WHEN YOUR A LIL OLDER" THE FOLLOWING DAY THE LIL BOY WALKS UP TO HIS DAD AND ASKS,"DAD,CAN I GO OUTSIDE AND DRIVE THE CAR BY MYSELF?" THE FATHER RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW SON,YOU SHOULD BE OLDER AND,IT TAKES ALOT OF RESPONSIBILITY;CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE NOT DAD." THE NEXT DAY THE LIL BOY IS WALKING THROUGHT THE LIVING ROOM WITH A PLATE FULL OF COOKIES HIS GRANDMOTHER MADE HIM,AND HIS DAD SEES AND SAYS,"WHAT YA GOT THERE SON,SOME COOKIES;WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME SOME?" LIL BOY RESPONDS,"I DON'T KNOW DAD,CAN YOUR DICK TOUCH YOUR ASS?" FATHERE RESPONDS,"WELL OFCOURSE IT CAN" L

Your A Angel To Me
YOUR AN ANGEL TO ME IS IT THE TWINKLING IN YOUR EYES OR IS IT THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE OR JUST YOUR WIT OR THE LOVELY THINGS YOU SAY AND DO THAT LIFTS ONE'S HEART A BIT THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAT IT COULD BE BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT I KNOW FOR SURE YOUR SIMPLY AN ANGEL TO ME!!! I AM SO THANKFUL FOR MY FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MATTER WHEN, WHERE, OR TIME I KNOW YOUR GOING TO BE THERE FOR ME!!

11/14/07
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am doing soooooooooooooo much better today. I can lift leg, bend knee etc. pain was tolerable so lol i almost forgot to take pain meds but got reminded when i took temp and it was already up to 99.3. Will post more after nurse is here on Thurs

Ratings
I have to say that its annoying when people get so upset if you rate there picture anything other than a 10. If its a crappy picture don't put it on here or it will get rated low numbers. The rating is only for that picture not anyone as a person. But yet people still get all bent out of shape over it.That just shows how insecure and how childish people can be.

Mr. P. Ness
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety

Dunno
I know this is most likely a waste of time, but to those of you who do read it, thanx. I wanted to say thank you to all the "real" people out there. My faith in mankind has been lost, but you are pulling it back. Just wanted to say thanks. You know if you are or not.

Stop The Violence
PLEASE STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!!!! Current mood: awake It is hard to imagine that in this age two young white men could troll around town looking for an African-American to kill just so they could say they had done so. Charged as a capital defendant for his role in the killing that resulted, appellant Alex Witmer plea-bargained to avoid the death penalty. The trial court sentenced him to the maximum term of years. Among other aggravating circumstances, it found that the perpetrators' racial animus was a grounds for enhancing the sentence. We agree that racial motivation can be an aggravating circumstance, and we affirm the sentence. Statement of Facts Alex Witmer committed robbery and murder in one two-year period. On March 25, 1998, sixteen-year-old Witmer pointed a gun at Preston Hall in Elkhart County during a "drug deal gone bad." Initially, Hall thought that Witmer was playing around, but Witmer pointed the rifle at Hall's throat and stated, "Give me your damn wallet.

The Best Nfl Team Ever?
If we had sporting royalty in this country, Don Shula would be it. He's our national grand uncle of pro football. When he opens his mouth, we wait for the golden nuggets of NFL history and wisdom to tumble out. That's why he caused quite a stir last week when he told the New York Daily News that the New England Patriots were in jeopardy of being labeled the Barry Bonds of NFL history -- and then backpedaled on the "Mike & Mike" show on ESPN Radio the next day. Perhaps Shula was just trying to protect the honor of his 1972 Dolphins, the only team to turn in a perfect season. Maybe he was just trying to spark a little debate, start a little bar-room sports argument about the best Super Bowl team ever, anticipating that the Patriots are headed to 16-0 and their fourth Lombardi Trophy. So, let's jump in. If the Pats hoist Vince on Feb. 3 in Arizona -- and go undefeated in the process -- let's make no mistake about it: They will be the best Super Bowl team ever. And

Me
Well a friend suggested this place..I am married so I don't know how I can benefit from this "bar" but I'm giving it a go.. I am looking for friends! feel free to message me or leave a comment. Again, only looking for friends. thnx

Rude Joke?
She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!!

The 2nd
Well I only have 8 weeks left before my second child will be here. I wasn't sure at first if I was ready, but who ever is. I am more than ready now, since I have the help and support of her father. Even though things are alittle tough, with his support and my son we will all be just fine. It is nice to actually think of the 4 of us as a "FAMILY". As I count down the days, I am nervous and exceited at the same time, but I know she will be DEFINATLY worth the wait!

Contest Help
I have three Battles going on MyYearbook.com. Anyone that can help, please do so. Here are the links. http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=3511899 http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=3511900 http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=3511941

Holiday Cards
When sending out your holiday greeting cards this season, please add this address to your list: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue NW Washington, DC 20307-5001 This nice gesture will go a long way to a wounded soldier away from family/friends. Please pass this on if you feel it's a good thing to do!

One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Some To Wounder
hay do u work do u ever wounder why u work is it the money or is it the thot of being board u never really know what it is do u you mite thing that it is money ohh we need money cant live with out money nope is it that u are board got nuthing to do so u want to work nope so what is it?? not being board and its not money what is it do u know?? who knows maybe i am rong maybe it is being board or maybe it is have ing no money u never know what it mite be figger this one out for your self and let me know

Rancid
RANCID LYRICS "Daly City Train" He was an artist and a writer and a poet and a friend In a man's life he will take a fall but how low he goes it just depends He's shooting dope in the men's room at the station daly city train Have you ever seen an angel well I know I have they'll stay here for a while and then they'll fly away Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him When he rolled the dice he never thought twice never thought twice about being here Some grown up and some grow old but what about the kid who never learned the rules Spent all these years on this earth when you look back it's just a flicker of time Jackyl was one of the one's that perished He was one of the one's that was already saved Through all the evil and wreckage he maintained a sense of himself Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him When he rolled the dice he never thought twice never thought twice about being here Some men are in prison even though the

Love Starts With A Smile
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back, your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS". Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do

Girls In My Circle
GIRLS IN MY CIRCLE When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend. And then I started to become a woman. And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up, God would show you the best in many friends. One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man. Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom. Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities. Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be. One friend will say, 'Let's cry together, ' Another , 'Let's fight together,' Another , 'Let's walk away together.' One friend will meet your spiritual need, Another your shoe fetish, Another your love for movies, Another will be with you in your season of confusion, Another will be your clarifier, Another the wind beneath your wings. But whatever their assignment in your life, On whatever the occasion, On wha

Food For Thought
> Food for thought..... > > > > A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. > > > SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" > > > DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. > > > SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" > > > DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. > > > SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" > > > DAD: "If you must know, I make $25 an hour." > > > SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down. > > > SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $10?" > > > The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior." > > > The little boy quietly went to his room a

Understanding Words Women Use
Understanding words women use 9 words women use 1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think

Random Writings..songs N Such
I'm sittin here late at night, Starin at this computer screen... Talkin to all these people man, makes me think alot about my teens. Fuck all these people came from outta nowhere.. and now i can't get the thoughts outta here laughin to myself when i smoke my weed everyone thinks..fuck yeah she's strange indeed.. But hey i've always been the one outta place The one who always gets up in your face But it wasn't always me who stepped up first My Buddy Edy was she a fuckin torch! One small spark would set her right off a fire burnin in her eyes One look she could make ya paralyzed terrified not knowing what she'll do next You'd better run cause you're her next conquest. Now there was jen who was the third of our crew and fuck man messin with her was like messing with two She'd beat you down and laugh in your face then drag your ass all over the place The three of us tight yeah like sisters.. With a fury like a fuckin twister... Now things got bad n shit got sai

People Needs To Stop
People on here thinks when they first talk to someone they should get perverted!I dont understand cause i dont want to talk about ur penis or any other private area.I wonder if u talked to someone who liked it and u thought everybody does? So dont talk to me unless u Have something to say

Jokes
Forrest Gump meets St. Peter at the Pearly gates. "Welcome, Forrest. We've been expecting you!" said St. Peter. "Now, if you'll bare with me, we'll start the entrance exam now, and you can be in Heaven with Jenny in no time!" Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions." "First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers." Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would

What I Like
11/14/07 Things I like.......being with family and friends. Having close friends over for dinner. Chatting all hours of the night. Being held when I'm afraid...or when I'm not. Making love like theres tomorrow even though there could be. Walking in a slow mist rain. Getting dirty when I go wheelin and racing into the house as I am taking my clothes off to jump in the shower. Laughing til my sides hurt. Helping an elderly person (hey I'm getting there ya know). Just sitting there listening to children laugh when they are swinging. I love to swing myself.....and yeah I laugh too.

Looking For Nsa Adult Fun
I am fairly new to FUBAR so you will have to excuse any mistakes I might make. I am a single, gay white male, looking for companionship and more importantly NSA encounters. The only priority is that you are d/d free. Thats all I need to tell my mother; not only do you have a gay son, but a gay son with aids. The potential boy toy will need to be cleancut, circumsized, and willing to not only go clubbing with me, but proud of his gay lifestyle. Do you think that you are the one? You have to be patient though. Like everyone else, I work nights at Fed Ex Ground in Olive Branch. But don't be sad, I get off before 11pm most nights, and will be willing and able. The thought of having sex with people I don't know makes my nipples stiff and mouth wet. The thought of being taken from behind is enough to put a smile on any girl's face. Can we meet at the treehouse? Call and leave me voicemail; I want to hear from you soon. 901-326-1041 Hugs and Kisses, Billy

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Health
8 Winter Tips for Healthy Living A better diet, a little more exercise -- healthy living is easy if you take it one tip at a time. by Wendy C. Fries WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Jonathan L. Gelfand, MD Holidays, stress, post-holidays, even more stress -- who has time for taking care of ourselves? You do! Resolve to follow these eight diet, exercise, and lifestyle tips, and you can be good to yourself this winter -- and all year long. Enjoy the Benefits of Yogurt It's creamy smooth, packed with flavor -- and just may be the wonder food you've been craving. Research suggests that that humble carton of yogurt may: Help prevent osteoporosis Reduce your risk of high blood pressure Aid gastrointestinal conditions like inflammatory bowel disease and constipation Prevent vaginal infections Ready to take home a few cartons of yummy yogurt? When buying think low-fat, make sure the yogurt contains active cultures and vitamin D, and keep tabs on sugar content. Help Holi

Jacked Up
I'm sorry for not being perfect I'm sorry I disappoint. I'm sorry that I'm honest I'm sorry you missed the point. I'm sorry that you hate me. I'm sorry for my ugly face. I'm sorry about my problems and I'm sorry about my disgrace. I'm sorry I'm not good enough I'm sorry I let you down. I'm sorry for my insecurties I'm sorry for screwing around. I'm sorry for my moodiness I'm sorry for my tears. I'm sorry for my feelings And I'm sorry for my fears. I'm sorry that I'm human And I'm sorry that I care. I'm sorry for making you laugh I'm sorry that I shared. I'm sorry for having ideas of my own Sorry 'bout trying so hard So sorry for trying to be nice to you I'm sorry I played the wrong card. I'm sorry for you, And I'm sorry for me But most of all, I'm sorry for being sorry.

Hang With Me!!
If you are in the Richmond, Va. area and you just want to get out and do something come hang with me!! I have employees but you can always catch me Sundays @ The Pour House!! Sundays: The Pour House Short Pump 9:30 - 1:30 3438 Pump Road (Pump and Three Chopt), Richmond, Virginia 23233 Air Hockey - Video Games - Wall To Wall TV's Mondays : Mars Bar Shockoe Bottom 10PM-2AM 115 N 18th St. Richmond, VA 23223 804-644-MARS Blacklight Pool Table TUESDAYS : ROCKS 10:00 PM - 2:00 AM 1814 E. MAIN ST. RICHMOND, VA. 23223 804-648-ROCK Pool Table Thursdays & Saturdays: Wild Willie's 8:30-12:30 7140 Mechanicsville Turnpike Mechanicsville, VA 23111 (804) 746-0033

Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f

MAN...WTF THESE PPL. ON THIS SITE SMOKIN OR ON??? THESE MUTHAFUCKAS BE ON SOME OTHER SHIT AND IS GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES, ALL THIS FUCKIN BULLSHIT IS GOING TO BE THE REASON FUBAR FALLS. THESE BITCHES ON HERE NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE OR DO WHAT THE FUCK EVER THEY NEED TO DO TO MAKE LIFE FOR THEMSELVES BETTER(STOP TRYING TO KEEP EYES OUTTA YOUR MESS BY MAKING OTHERS LOOK BAD). THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD NOT STRIVE SO HARD TO DRAG SOMEONE ELSE THRU THE FUCKIN MUD OR JUST COMPLICATE SHIT. WHEN I SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I HAVE BEEN THRU ON FUBAR DUE TO PETTY ASS BULLSHIT (HE SAY AND MUTHA FUCKIN SHE SAY)MUTHA FUCK ALL OF THAT!!!!! LEARN TO KEEP MUTHAFUCKIN SKYLAR D. HESSEN OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTHES....DIDNT YOUR FUCKIN MAMMY TEACH YA DUMB ASS IF YOU AINT GOT SHIT TO FUCKIN SAY NICE DON'T SAY A GOD DAMNED THANG, OR TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE FUCKIN TREATED, OR TWO FUCKIN WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT..... YALL MUTHAFUCKAS BE ON SOME OTHA SHIT AND I'M NOT WITH IT. EVER

The Sex Fairy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quanti

To The Men Who Like Hitting Women And To Women Who Take It...
This is from my roomates perspective...it is a True Story..I was there.. The other nite I was laying in bed almost asleep only to be woken up by a cry for help. I immediatly reconized it as my nieghbor Tiffany and I knew exactly what was happening. She has had problems before with her 220plus, nothing but muscle, boyfriend, Julio, "manhandling" her and I must say she is only 110lbs wet. So I ran over to her house and went in with my roomate, Cindra, right behind me. As I walked in she was laying on the floor crying, with one hand holding her knee and Julio holding her by the other arm. As Cindra and I walked up to him he let her go and walked away. We were yelling at him telling him to leave, but of course, he thought he was all mighty and started walking back towards Tiffany. So Cindra got in between them and put a knife to his neck, telling him to get the fuck back. At first he didnt seem to care, but when he noticed she wasnt backing off he walked away. Cindra then carried Ti

Life
LOL Everywhere I go, they follow me! It's like a never ending cycle! Oh well, show's how much I'm admired. :^D I guess they just dont realize that there's a little monitor on this website where I can see whom is looking at my page and what not. Wow...I feel admired. YAY! I'm a rolemodel now! -giggles-

How To Suck Cock Like A Pro
How to suck cock like a pro Five Fellatio Tips Watch the teeth! The biggest mistake that novice fellatrixes make is scraping the penis with their teeth. Though some men may like this mix of pain and pleasure, most will not. Fact is, it's difficult to relax and enjoy the sensations if you're always worrying about your dick being bitten off during a blowjob. Tucking your teeth under your lips is one way to make sure you avoid this gotcha. Otherwise, just make sure to open wide and be careful. Your teeth and his skin just weren't meant to be together. ------------------------------------------------- Act like you like it It may seem simple, but if you act like you enjoy giving head, it will increase his pleasure greatly. Nothing's worse that getting a blow job from a reluctant or unwilling partner. Of course, the best way to do this is to swallow at the end, but even if you can't bring yourself to do that, a little enthusiasm will go a long way. Some ways to

The Law Is The Law!
THE LAW IS THE LAW! So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. Af

Fusista And Fubrothers
Hey all FuSistas and FuBrothas!!!!!! For your personalized tag, I need the following: 1: Four of Your Favorite Photos of YOU!!! 2: Your favorite color AND YOU MUST EMAIL ME THE PHOTOS ....USE SUBJECT FUSIS OR FUBRO hfeldbruegge@hotmail.com Thanks all! Holly

Cyber Bullying Leads To Hanging
His name was Josh Evans. He was 16 years old. And he was hot. "Mom! Mom! Mom! Look at him!" Tina Meier recalls her daughter saying. Josh had contacted Megan Meier through her MySpace page and wanted to be added as a friend. Yes, he's cute, Tina Meier told her daughter. "Do you know who he is?" "No, but look at him! He's hot! Please, please, can I add him?" Mom said yes. And for six weeks Megan and Josh - under Tina's watchful eye - became acquainted in the virtual world of MySpace. Josh said he was born in Florida and recently had moved to O'Fallon. He was homeschooled. He played the guitar and drums. He was from a broken home: "when i was 7 my dad left me and my mom and my older brother and my newborn brother 3 boys god i know poor mom yeah she had such a hard time when we were younger finding work to pay for us after he loeft." As for 13-year-old Megan, of Dardenne Prairie, this is how she expressed who she was: M is for Modern E is for Enthusiastic

The Ocean
I made this about the ocean just for you I know that you love the water With its many blues I too love the water There is much life and motion And the water so deep No wonder it is called the ocean With sounds that could put you to sleep The aquatic life is nice Some can go from land to sea There is even frozen ice Teeming with life you see The ocean can be calm Or it can be dangerous Near there are palms you never know whats in store for us People you meet are like waves Some are gentle and fun They know how to behave Other will beat you in the sun You can sit on a beach Let sand between your feet No worry's about a leach You can even bring something to eat The ocean likes sand As it rips it away Lending erosion a hand As it does everyday Bring an umbrella for laying in the sun Or just a fella to go have fun I must go now as the tide rolls in As for I do not swim It is fun to play games and hope that win There nice guys out there and

Things You Need To Know
In light of all the drama I've experienced lately I thought I'd get this out of the way from the get go. You will notice that I have arranged the top friends, it has nothing to do with level of importance or how close of a friend you are, it has to do with when you joined TCM so please don't anybody get all butt hurt if you're not number 1...besides we all know i'm number 1 anyway and Jake is number 2 cuz he's the shit :D

For My Son
I unlocked the door for the first time today. Walking in to where you had been… My footsteps echo along the floor.. Who knew our years here would come To an end? Pack your things Put all the pictures away This is how I will get through this Silence, I will have to get use to Fills my ears like steady drums Of a distant tribe I could never name Look around has everything been found And tucked away? Sit down there must be something else To be done But I just sat there until night. Walking to the room There’s no one to say goodnight But did someone answer When I called? I know I will be alright Turn on the light Go through the motions Prepare for the night Turn off the ligh….t Touch wall to feel my fingers Burn Why did I measure how you grew? Crawl to the door Now that I am on the floor Perhaps I will be able to breathe After I leave Safe in the car I wonder how you are Promise myself to burn this down I will sleep anywhere but here.

Love Is...
This is really cute.... "A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 ------------------------------------

Poem
Being with you is so much fun I feel like I know that you are the only one I long to feel the smooth touch of your skin I retain every moment within I would die for you And I'm not afraid to cry in front of you I know you feel the same way I can tell it each and everyday I dream about you day and night I hope that I can take away all your fright When I am with you nothing can go bad I hope that I will never make you sad I hope we never part If we did it would break my heart It would probably break your too Have I told you that I love you? If I haven't I am sorry I hope that I never make you worry I am yours and yours alone Nothing can break that, not even stone I don't know what is left to say Have I said I love you in every way? Like all good things this poem must end Unlike the poem my love for you will never end.

What To Do
I don't know what to do I am just so confused I don't know what to do I don't want to be used I wish you understood I wish I could help you out I want to shield my eyes with a hood I just want to scream and shout I have all this frustration I have all this anger I need to get relaxation I need it before I get put in danger I don't know what to do I just want to see your face I don't know what to do I just want to be in your grace I want to feel your soft touch Your hands are soft and nice You have a special touch At times they can be like ice I don't know what to do I think I need help I just want to be with you I do need help I have problems I do you see I have problems That concern only me I don't know what to do I just want to be with you I don't know what to do Everything I say is true I would do anything You know its true I would do anything I would...just to be with you I want to help But I don't know how I want to help A

What I Gotta Do???
Seriously if anyone has any suggestions please let me know, cause I am all ears... There is this one female that i ma very interested in, but she doesn't live anywhere near me, and I am not sure how genuine her interest is in me... Please anyone with ideas let me know...

Just In Case You Didnt Read It On The About Me...
Ok, lets get some things straight........ 1.) I am a Goddess, simple as that. A Mother of 2 beautiful girls, (a 4 yr old named Reyna Sage, and a 3 month old named Kendra Victoria). Yes I'm a MILF, but that doesn't mean I'll fuck you. In fact, if you come at me with the intent of getting in my pants you'll get your head ripped off. Come at me like a true man, respectful and catch my interest, it could be the start of a great friendship, and we'll go from there. 2.) Chances are high that you will become Obsessed. Thats life. Heres the deal, don't drool over me in the annoying-borderline stalker status. That will simply get your head ripped off too. Followed with being Immediately ignored, blocked and forgotten. I don't mind if you show mild to moderate affection, but after one hour of talking to me, you start telling me that your in love with me is definitely out. And if your going to sit there and pleasure yourself over me, I DON"T want to know about it, BUT get the facts strai

Buzzfest
2 weeks ago i went to Buzzfest. It rocked!!! Got to see Evans Blue, Evanesenc, Chris Cornell, Fuel, Finger Eleven, Sick Puppies, Smashing Pumpkins. Got to meet Fuel and Sick puppies. I was Great!!! Must say though Chris Cornell stole the show. He rocked the house.

A Nun's Tale
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

Gyne Appointment
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in t

Spotlight Info!
Ok so ya want to know how you can get into the FU.A.A. weekly spotlight well you came to the right place. There are actually several ways to make it into our spotlight, you can be chosen by 1 or more of the staff for your deeds on fubar. you can be nominated by other members for your deeds on fubar or for simply been a good & caring freind. you can also purchase a spot in our weekly spotlight this is done in two ways: 1. you can make a donation to our fubucks size of donation is not important however if a member is found to be making small donations every week they will way more heavely on our choice as staff then one who makes one large donation. 2. You can bid on a spotlight just like on normal fubar spotlight bids can be sent to us in our e-mail on this account, winning bids will be notified and expected to pay. (failure to pay will cause us to revoke the spotlight) 3. Some one who luves you can also buy you a gift spotlight by making donations to FU.A.A and l

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Greetings!
SO! This is my blog.. I'm a 36 y/o Native gal from here in Oklahoam, I love my kids, my man and my animals, and I'm generally a nice, peaceful preson. I am a NERD to the extreme, and I am particularly fond of music and books! I am an ardent anglophyle, and BBC fan! Love ya heaps everyone!

Movie Script
I will probably get some heat for this but I wanted to let everyone know I wrote a Movie and TV Series. I did a Movie Trailer for a contest on MySpace and if you would like to see it I will link it here. I need votes because the winner of this gets a Development contract with Fox. Please check it out and vote Vote here http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21510761 StorytellerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Missing You
Yes dad the time has come. It has taken a year but now i really feel it. The lost of my Frind, idol , my teacher and my biggest supporter. Firs imove 1200 miles away form you then you get sick. Well you have been sick but noby knew just how bad you did not want us to worry about you . yet all yo uever did was worry about me and my three sisters and their kids. when it was time for you to need us you kept us in the dark until it was to late. These last few days have been hard for me and i am sure on the rest of the familly i am looking fowrsd to going home for christmas this year i just wish you could there I know aht deep down inside of all us yo uare going to be thre I will be strong in front of familly like i was at your funeral the biggest joke was i was the glue that would keep us togheter and so far ihave not let you down. I miss you and love love Frank

In Loving Memory:my Aunt Martha
Her eyes were dim and glassy as she looked upon your face, She knew she was getting weaker, she knew she had to go. The Lord wrapped his arms around her and took her by the hand, He said Come with Me, my darling, to God's Eternal land. I know we will miss you so, It wont be long before it our time to go. We know God picks the time and place to take our loved ones home, But it is so hard to accept the loss when it is one of your very own. We know others have lost their loved ones, and this we can't explain And we know it must break God's heart to see his children in such pain. We cannot judge what happens but when tears and questions start, We only see what is visible, but God sees down deep in your heart. The last night that we spent with you, you were so weak you could not speak, But you formed the words "I Love You" as we wiped tears from our cheek. I'll never forget when you told me that you had a flying wheelchair

Karate Dog
Karate Dog There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard dog. The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate. The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that chair. The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog. When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my ass! And to this very day, he is in the hospital.

Crush
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farm since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $2,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all... S he thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2000, even though we will not be able to use it...'

Rear End Collision
Rear End Collision A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer." After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?" "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"

Wtc Family
Ok everybody check this family out. You want friends for life come here. Want to share the love then come on. Just click this and read the rules.Great family!!!! ¢¼Wakan-Tanka Clan's Home Page ¢¼~~~@ fubar

For The Men And Women Fighting Our Country
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field strip a

Clothing Commercial In San Diego 12/07
HELLO, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW ME, MY NAME IS MARCELLOUS FREEMAN. I'M DIRECTING A CLOTHING COMMERCIAL HERE IN SAN DIEGO,CA DURING THE FIRST TWO WEEKS OF NEXT MONTH AND WANTED TO OFFER SOME WORK TO SOME LOCAL MODEL TALENT (MALE & FEMALE). THIS IS AN URBAN CLOTHING LINE SOMEWHAT LIKE FUBU,SEAN JOHN,& ROCA WEAR. IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU FEEL YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ,PLEASE EMAIL ME AND I WILL SHOOT YOU SOME INFO. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, MARCELLOUS FREEMAN WWW.MARCELLOUSFREEMAN.COM

" I Do"/ "i Don't"
Really what the fuck is going on? What is up with women and marriage? Really? What is happening to all the single independant women? Kelly Clarkson if your non singing ass is reading this can you're retard ass let me know? What is the big deal with wanting to get married? Does societys rule book on life have that much of a grip on people? Who says to have the IDEAL life you have to do the boy meets girl, boy girl fall in love..(ok we're all good up to this point lifes GRAVY)boy n girl hang out boy girl are happy...(uh oh societys calling) Girl wants to move forward ...Boy is ok we can move in together we see each other 24/7 now, its all good...UH OH next step we HAVE TO GET MARRIED...ok I know that its every girls dream to have the big wedding wedding dress and all but WHO has instilled this idea in to the heads of these women? YOU HAVE A FAITHFUL MAN WHO LOVES YOU WHY COMPLICATE IT? I dont want to sound like my 5th grade teacher Mrs.Hernandez but KISS...KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID...and wha

Radio Stations
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Tell Me Wathca Really Think
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

Soldier Chistmas Poem
i got this poem from a friend hope it makes you think as much as it made me TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORFE CHRISTMAS… “Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree, No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, And on the wall pictures of far distant lands. With metals and badges, awards of all kinds. A sobering thought came to mind. For this house was different, so dark, and so dreary, The home of a soldier, no I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, so silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, the room in disorder, Not how I pictured a United States soldier. Was this the Hero of whom I’d just read? Curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed? I realized the famil

Three Lovers
Breathing of uncertainty, desires and unspoken regrets whispered within the walls Three lovers lay, awake, minds flooded with the what coulds and the should have beens. He was both of ours. Mine of then and hers for now. My desire to have him, the way we had meant to be ached deep, with a heating passion that threw me into a searing anger. I knew it was hurting him, more so then ever before. He made his choice. The life of lover's perfection was shattered years before. We just remained to be the unusable drug craved to the ends of sanity for two addicts. His new lover lay, frozen. He would be forever the one thing I will never have again. But not her. I could take her, overcome her. I could bring her to levels of ecstasy that written word could not even stir her imagination. I reached for the straps of her cotton tank, twisting them around her outstretched arms as I pulled the covering off of her. The blackened moonlight left no colour for my eye

All Family Please Read
Will everyone please repost our family bulletion. Let your friends know so we can get bigger and stronger and kick ass out there. Send them to the home page or to Denise or Cathy Jo,s pages. Remember to Have fun with it. Also If anyone has any ideas please let us know...

Rip My Mother .
imikimi - Customize Your World With wings of gold spread far and wide you left my warm embrace only to leave me feeling cold and all alone. Nothing to hold on to upon a dark cold night but the memories of you. Crying softly to the heavens wishing that I was once again in your loving arms. With the morning light I realize that I only have to listen to the birds sing - and feel the warmth of the sun upon my face to once again feel your warm embrace. This alone gives me the hope that one day I will again be in your loving arms and no longer feel alone. With the knowledge I know have, I wait patiently as a smile slowly spreads across my face knowing that soon we shall meet again. with love for my mother who passed away nov 19 ,1999 i love you mom and we will meet again . your daughter christine . Hilary Duff Videos | Video Codes | Denver Real Estate Agent

Goosebumps
subject: Goosebumps post date: 2007-11-13 13:53:42 views: 9 comments: 1 ratings: 0 A drunk man in an Oldsmobile >> >> >> >>They said had run the light >> >> >> >>That caused the six-car pileup >> >> >> >>On 109 that night. >> >> >> >>When broken bodies lay about >> >> >> >>'And blood was everywhere,' >> >> >> >>'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' >> >> >> >>For death was in the air. >> >> >> >>'A mother, trapped inside her car,' >> >> >> >>Was heard above the noise; >> >> >> >>Her plaintive plea near split the air: >> >> >> >>'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' >> >> >> >>She fought to loose her pinned hands; >> >> >> >>'She struggled to get free,' >> >> >> >>But mangled metal held her fast >> >> >> >>In grim captivity. >> >> >> >>Her frightened eyes then focused >> >> >> >>'On where the back seat once had been,' >> >> >> >>But all she saw was broken glass and >> >> >> >>Two children's seats crushed i

I Remember
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Although I have never held you, theres not a night I can't feel you, each time that I sleep, into my dreams you creep, bringing all that I crave, all the love that you gave, I can tast your sweet flesh, feel your heartbeat against my chest, hold you tight in my arms, keep you safe and warm, see the sparkle in your eyes, with a love that never dies, for now it's only in my dreams, but now I know what love means, some how we will find away, to be together each day, I will be there for you, love and support you through, everything that you do, and all this time we been apart, will fade into the past, I know you deserve much better then me, but I will try to be the man that you need, and all these empty cold dark nights, will be no more, but I will make sure, I Remember... HinderBetter Than MeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

A Poem For Dave
Pinched this from my Best Bud Mizz UK what she wrote for me. Your a man and Im a woman your older and Im younger, your cheese and I am am chalk, but makes no difference as we talk. You aint allways right and I aint allways wrong but it is easy for us to get along, You say yes I say no, you say left I say right but we are best friends we don't fight. you say nutty I say crazy you say make me a cupper lazy I say want a biscuit with that? You say yes please and a kitkat. You say best bud and I say best mate you can drive me crazy when its very late, your a laugh and I really do love ya and Im your guardian angel shining above ya. you say bye I say bye babe forver ever more I love my crazy dave huggiessssssssssssssssssssss xoxoxoxo Why not drop by and leave her some luv as well Mizz UK The Chosen One UK Levelers (Brit Bomber 9)@ fubar

One Proud Mama !
If you have read any part of my profile you will know that I mention that "My Hero" is my youngest son Daniel (Dano everyone calls him). I have shared that he works for a State Senator here in our State of Pennyslvania. Yesterday, while the Senate was in Session starting at 1pm, Senator Eichelberger called Daniel down to the Senate floor and was introduced to the Senate. Senator Eichelberger mentioned all the accomplishments that Daniel has completed not only in his office and extending into the community. The Lt.Governor and All the Senators gave Daniel a standing ovation. On his way home from Harrisburg, he called me and told me what all transpired. I was so proud I probably was busting buttons. What an awesome event in his life to the many that has already happened. Gosh, I sure do love him, as well as his brothers. I am truly a blessed Mom......

I Will Survive!
Girls try not to laugh too loud when u sing this! SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self cont

11-15-07
I went to the rhuematologist today because I've been having A LOT of pain this week. Like to the point that it hurts my arms to just shower/wash my hair. Hurts to stand and slice taters, that had been all ready peeled for me. I wanted to get injections in my trigger points and talk to her about putting me off work for a few weeks. (I cried the whole time I was in that place, out of the pain,frustration I'm feeling) Well she says, I've all ready done everything for you I can. You are all ready taking all the meds that are used for fibromyalgia. She says, I don't know what else I can do for you. When I tell her I want off work for a few weeks .. she says, oh.... well they don't allow sickleave for fibromyalgia anymore(who the fook is this THEY?) and I know thats a crock of shit. I wanted to start breaking stuff(hence the song Break Stuff) right there. So she starts to ask if I have a psychologist I can see to help with the depression. I said YES. She said oh, who will make the appo

Fubar Friends!
ALL MY FRIENDS LISTEN UP. I WANNA ADD A COUPLE PICS OF U ALL TO MY FUBAR FRIENDS. U WILL BE RANDOMLY PICKED!. BUT IF U WOULD LIKE TO BE THERE THEN MAKE A POST AT THIS BLOG. PS: DONT DISS ME FOR CAPS. I THINK IT LOOKS BETTER IM NOT YELLING GEEZ

Gretchen News
We are in the studio right now working on new material for our 3rd CD (14 new songs) and are considering throwing in a cover. FYI -- We did a cover on our first CD of Billy Idol's White Wedding -- You can check it out here >> white wedding So with that in mind -- Got any ideas? PLEASE LEAVE SONG SUGGESTIONS IN COMMENTS...

Apologise
Just writing this quick blog to apologize if I have not been able to send you all comments or rates back at you etc.... I have been unable to get on Fubar for almost 2 weeks now. I have been very busy at work try to organize Full moon Festival at our Hotel "Meridien Yacht Club" here in Phuket . The Festival will held on 23th-24th November. I hope everyone understand and I hope to get this issue taken care of... I miss all of my Fubar Friends. Take care and have a wonderful weekend... I promised I'll get back to you as soon as I can.... :)

What Cancer Can"t Do
Cancer is so limited that: It cannot cripple love It cannot shatter hope It cannot corrode faith It cannot destroy peace It cannot kill friendship It cannot suppress memories It cannot silence courage It cannot invade the soul It cannot steal eternal life It cannot conquer the spirit

Today Is A Gift
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you twice, it is your fault Great minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me ... You brought another friend ... and we started our group ... our circle of friends ... and like a circle ... there is no beginning or end ... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.

Why Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DOCTORS SAYS WORD U DON'T HEAR THEM U THINK U GOT WORK IN MORNING. WHY ME WHY ME U TELL THE LOVED ONES. U SEE THE PAINS AND TEARS. THEY DON'T FEEL WHAT U FEEL WHY ME WHY ME I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALONE , THE PAIN THE HATE WHO'S TO BLAME WHY ME WHY ME THE TIME BOMB TICKING FIGHT BUT FOR HOW LONG WHY ME WHY ME

Me Waiting For You
There's no more pain that I will feel so please don't cry for me, Put a smile upon your face for God has set me free. I'm going home to the lord above but never to far away, So if you need me I'll be there anytime of the day. And in your hearts is where I'll be because I've touched each one of you, But keep in mind my heart was filled with special memories too. Times we've laughed and even cried or just sat and talked a while' Life is a challenge we all must face but it seems we have walked a mile. So for every step you take and every good deed you do, Will lead you closer to home and there I will be waiting for you.

Venting
Hi people I need to vent. What the hell is up with the government I got a bonus check today and those sob’s took over half what the hell gives them the right. It’s a bunch of bull shit. My hard work determines how much of a bonus I get if I get one at all. So why is my question? When did we as a country allow the government to walk all over us? Its bad enough we have to pay taxes for shit we don’t believe in. We need to come together as a nation and fight for our freedom here on our own soil. We are just throwing our money in the trash by giving it to these irresponsible people. Gift tax what the hell if I give you something is it right for your neighbor to say you have to give me half or you’ll go to jail. Fuck no so what are we letting uncle Sam do it for then that was one of our luxuries of a free country but no lets tax it mom wants to give junior a new car she paid taxes on so when she gets rid of it lets tax it again stupid shit I’m outraged or can you tell. These dicks

Cancer Sucks Asss
I have so meny friends on here an i care for each an every one but just resont i met a new friend that just touch my heart an soul. man i believe in God an i kno0w he is there but man i am goingto pray so hard in the next two weeks for this friend as she goas under the nuc needle yet again. well princess i am here an i wil always be your friend an for al my other friends out there that read this i know you gals wil foot out the prayers an best feeling toward her Lonely dreamer: kepp your chin up hun Big Bosen is the incredible hulk for you. i know i sound freeky but thats me ya all

What If It Was Tonight
Have you ever stopped And wondered about this day? What tommorow might bring? Or gazed back to yesterday? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped your day Just to call a freind? To tell them how you'd remember them If your life would suddendly end? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped Despite your haste? And just admired the beauty In the world which you were placed? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? So take this chance and stop........... Watch a sparrow take to flight Cherish every moment .... ......Because your last might be tonight. .....................

If I Knew!!
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "

A Soldier's Christmas Poem
A soldier's christmas poem Body: You can hate this war, but do our soldiers a favor and keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Yes, they did choose to be in the armed forces, but they didn't start this war. They need our support even more at this time in the year when they are facing a Christmas (the most joyful time of the year) without their families. They are the reason you are able to read this message without the fear of punishment!!! Twas the night before Christmas He lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark a

The Glories Of Love
Oh To be Loved Is a Magnificent gift Felt within ones whole being Felt deep within ones Heart and Soul Experienced with your Mind and Body Felt from your Head to your toes... This Magnificent Gift is yours When you find that special one Who means the whole world to you That could do no wrong, ever Would be that missing twinkle in your eye And the missing part of your Heart and Soul To Love is something splendid indeed But to be Loved in return as you Love Is the most special gift of all to receive One will wish for it every day To have it every hour, minute and second In your Life, Heart, Mind, and Soul To experience it would be a wondrous joy To hold yours and another's Love in your hands What a majestic splendid liss that would be!!

Plz Watch- The State Of Affairs For The Nation's Veterans On Veterans Day.
VIDEO: Rieckhoff on Olbermann’s Countdown for Veterans Day Here is video from Monday interview with Keith Olbermann of MSNBC's Countdown on the state of affairs for the nation's veterans on Veterans Day.

Doug And Fallin's Wedding!!!
>Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

Im This Guy
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

Truth Bout Men/women
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

People
why do people have to be mean? why can't everyone get along? Jealously is stupid!! And why does a man always want you after you are gone and done with him? Because then we become a challenge;or what? lol thats why i am glad i have good friends in my life!!!!

Help Or Die!!!!!!!
IF YOUR READING THIS AND DECIDE TO DO NOTHING NO RATE NO COMMENT NO HELP THAN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST IMMEDIATELY FAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL >BIG MOMMA~@ fubar☆§†ïñå åkå §kÈê†êR™☆@ fubarFAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL

Probably Poetry
Congratulations, you hit the mark The seat has dropped we heard the splash The water's grown both cold and dark The spirit broke, like shattered glass Look at your accomplishment You cracked the whip and broke the skin Congratulations mys be sent To one who's so devoid of sin

13itching
i swear to god there is a fucking iq test to be in customer service and if you exceed the expectation they wont hire you .... are they all retarded? my entire issue was that i could not sign into messenger ... "can you now sign into messenger for me?" yeah lemme get right fucking on that! omg if i could smack a bitch through the computer screen ..... "i dont understand how i can see the link but you cant" so i explain exactly what i see ... "oh well i think i know why now, you installed messenger 9" how the FUCK does installing a program automatically change a website that is a general send an email to us page? *SCREAMS* i swear people are retarded ....

"the Yellow Rose"
"THE YELLOW ROSE" AN ORCHID IS A FLOWER,THAT BLOOMS BY MOONLIGHT; IT'S A MESMERIZING WONDER,LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. THE PICTURE THAT YOU SEE,AS YOU STAND AT A MIRROR; PALES BY COMPARISON,IT'S INNER BEAUTY I HOLD DEAR. LOVE CAN BE MAGICAL,THE MISSING LINK IN A CHAIN; YOU RISK IT ALL BY OPENING YOUR HEART,WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN. LIKE DEW FORMING ON A PETAL,AS THE SUN BEGINS TO RISE; YOU BURN A HOLE IN MY SOUL,BY THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES. BLOOD SEEPS FROM A ROSE,AN AROMA YOU CAN SEE; THE PROTECTOR OF THE FLOWER,HAS BEEN GIVEN TO A BEE. THE REFLECTION OF A STAR,LEAVES CATCHING THE RAY; BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TO HELP YOU,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. THE PAINFUL MEMORIES FADING,AS YOU LISTEN TO THE RAIN; WORDS OF COMFORT SOOTHING,REMOVING ALL THE PAIN. THROES OF PASSION GENTLE,SENSATION AT IT'S HEIGHT; A WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,"YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT."

I Wish There Wasn't So Much Ignorance And Fear In The World Of A Physically Challenged Person
YOU KNOW, THE WORLD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO DAMN SCARED OF A PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED INDIVIDUAL AND BE FRIENDS AND FRIENDLY WITH THEM INSTEAD OF SAYING, "I CAN'T HANDLE IT" OR "THAT JUST BRINGS ME DOWN", THAT'S REALLY SAD, IT'S SAD WHEN PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS CAN'T HANDLE BEING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT IF A PROFESSIONAL OR COLLEGE ATHLETE PLAYED A SPORT AND BECOME DISABLED OR PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE THAT THEY WOULDN'T GET TREATED LIKE THAT BUT SOMEBODY LIKE ME, IT IS LET'S NOT GO SEE HIM OR CALL HIM OR ASK HIM TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED, WELL GUESS WHAT, I'VE PLAYED FOOTBALL WHEN I WAS A KID, I'VE PLAYED BASEBAL AND BASKETBALL WHEN I WAS A KID AND DID I GET HURT, HELL YES! DOES THAT STOP ME FROM DOING IT ANYMORE? NO WAY BECAUSE FOR ONE I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS FOR TWO, WHENEVER I'VE FALLEN DOWN, I'VE GOTTEN BACK UP EVERYT

What The Fu?
I've been a member on this site for a few years now. (it was lost cherry.com when I joined) Since then it's changed names like 3 times. Now it has it's most appropriate name of FUBAR. Since I have yet to figure out WTF this site is actually for. As far as I can tell is that it's a mix of people who are either exhibitionists posting nekkid or half-nekkid pictures, people who want to look at those pictures, people who are desperately trying to feel popular amongst strangers (kinda pathetic folks), and a handful of those who are actually using this as a genuine social networking site and/or trying to figure out what exactly is going on here. Not to be completely rude here but 80%-Plus of the profiles I've seen have "Rate me Fan Me Before You Add Me" in the Their Name. People get pissed if someone rates anything of theirs below a 10. However the 10 rating loses all meaning when EVERY BLOODY THING IS A 10! To top this off we now have FUBAR Marriages! A Marriage? Are you kidding me? Reall

Anything And Everything
I am doing this for the first time here..ive had a bad week and last night added to it...i started to care for someone who was in my eyes using me..i want to be friends with person.i dont want to lose that..but i thought maybe we could have had more..i guess friends is better than anything.. Then i have another person bothering me who says leave him alone..but then he wont leave me alone..what kinda shit is that...i have gained a couple friends out of this and i am grateful for those friends..and to the ones who have been there all along thank you and i love you!! Angie

Myspace Stuff
Prevent your myspace account from being hacked ( phished ). You can read this article HERE . Oh and please pass this info about the article on. Lets stop hackers and spammer and make myspace a better place. Please share this with your friends, even though we are on fubar alot of us still use Myspace.

Want To Meet People And Get Help Leveling?
Want to make new friends and get help leveling at the same time.Due to the recent increase in (BOUNCER ID CHECKS)Spirit Bombers has decided not worth fighting them,so we have become a leveling family.So if your tired of trying to level yourself let us help! SPIRIT LEVELERS SPIRIT LEVELERS HOMEPAGE@ fubar Accepting new members,you must have at least one verified salute! Why wait join today! Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes Hope to see you soon!

Looking For Some Help?
Want to make new friends and get help leveling at the same time.Due to the recent increase in (BOUNCER ID CHECKS)Spirit Bombers has decided not worth fighting them,so we have become a leveling family.So if your tired of trying to level yourself let us help! SPIRIT LEVELERS SPIRIT LEVELERS HOMEPAGE@ fubar Accepting new members,you must have at least one verified salute! Why wait join today! Redsun Videos | Music Video Codes Hope to see you soon!

Home Sweet Home
LESS THAN A WEEK AND ILL BE BACK IN CHI TOWN!! IT HAS BEEN WAY TO LONG! NO OFFENSE TO PA BUT A GOOD OLD MID WEST GIRL LIKE ME JUST DOESNT CLICK OUT HERE!!! I FEEL LIKE IM IN HELL AND I HAVE 3 MORE SEMESTERS AND A SUMMER TO GET THOUGH!! OH THE PAIN!! I AM JUST HOPING IM NOT MAKING A MISTAKE BY STAYING HERE!! I COULD TOTALLY GO BACK HOME AND START MY CAREER BUT I'M JUST NOT 100% READY. I STILL WANT TO GET SO MANY MORE DEGREES BEFORE I DECIDE WHAT PATH TO TAKE. I WANT TO HAVE BACK UP DEGREES FOR WHEN DIFFERENT THINGS IN LIFE COME UP!! I DONT KNOW I'M SO LOST BUT AT LEAST I GET TO GO HOME TO GOOD OLD CHICAGO IN LESS THAN A WEEK!! KISSES

"someone's Down W/opp"
Busted... Body: A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it is the same Man, and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home, she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock, and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen, and if it is the same guy, I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want To see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough, t

Dream Interpretor..
I had a dream a little while back. I've searched in many dream interpretation books but have not found an explination for this dream. In my dream, I was walking along a path. There was a plain brick wall beside me. Many people were walking toward me, all looking quite professional in their suits and briefcases. I was in casual clothing. I was wandering what was going on.. suddenly, a Black Panther strode my way. He had his eyes set on me, nobody else.. Everyone walked straight past him without a first glance. The Panther reached me, looked me up and down then stood like a man. His body transformed into that of a masculin man. Broad shoulders, wide chest, V-shaped body, yet his fur, head and Panther genitalia remained the same. He grabbed me by my shoulders with his human-like hands and tried to rape me. Suddenly, my kitten comes into the dream. (She was a small black kitten named Bassette. She was only 6 weeks old at thme of this dream) Bassette curled in and around my legs, showing af

Wtf!!!!!
I read an article about the australian gov. forbidding santa's to say "hohoho", thats focked up! Instead they are required to say "Hehehe" or some shiot like that. Their reasoning was because the word "Ho" was demeaning to women. I just hope that "communistic" demeanor doesnt come to the United States and corrup our 1st Amendment of Freedom of Speech. Thats just my opinion and my WTF?!!!

:(....ill Miss You
ok cant figure out how to do a mass email lmao so doing this.. im gettn a new computer tower 2day so i wont have my comp for sevral hours got to transfer everything from here to there i like the idea of a new tower that wont crash ne min but damn what will i do i day lol see ya when get my siht back

Life Sux Without........
Life sux without......420 Life sucks and then you die so come on peeps lets all get high, Roll a joint and take your toke... Breathe in deep, Try not to choke. Now that you're done w/your hit, pass it here, dont babysit... Dont like the joint, then hit the bong. The ganja for which all tokers long. I swear to you that it's no joke, life sucks without chronic smoke. ---> by BabySmooth

Lost
The darkness of night fall plzs me &the brightness of day just teases me.The dark of night is my domain the place where I cant be hurt by anyone.but I fell so alone darkness is where I cry 4 ages I keep looking over my shoulders but no 1's there.I let the darkness ingulf me so bad that I'm blind I keep hearing a voice,but when I look no ones there.I finally stop crying long enough 2 hear someone crying in the distance,but it's 2 dark 2 see where its coming from.Iwalk towards the crying until it sounds like I'm right next to it.I still can't see so I stick my hand out & a hand grabs mine but who is it? I'll wait & see

11-16-07
I'm so tired.. and frustrated. I can't find a doctor that will help me. My primary says the Rhuemy, my Rhuemy says.. the primary. I called the psychologist office to get an appointment with the counselor lady I had seen before... can't get in till JANUARY .. FUK.. I'm about ready to drive into a ditch.. I shit you not I'm going to end up in the nut house oh yeah.. and the psych office person said.. maybe you can have your primary doc put you off! FUUUUUUUUUKKKKK

We Mourn The Death Of A Friend
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth-records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch (mouthwash contains alcohol); and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for

Men
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for

Heaven
HeavenEntryTest.com - Will You Make it to Heaven? fwp63, Your chances of getting into Heaven are: 57% You lead a very balanced spiritual life.People probably characterize you withbeing a kind, sensitive giving person.But it does not hurt to try to better yourself in order to increase your chances of entrance to Heaven.

A Soldier`s Prayer (this Is A Poem For Our Men And Women In The Armed Forces)
T`was the night beforeChristmas He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give,And to see who in this house did live. I looked all about,A strange sight did I see, No tinsel,no presents,Not even a tree. No stocking by mantle,Just boots filled with sand,On the wallhung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges,awards of all kind,a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different,it

+sleep Disorder+
Why Nightmares? Stressful things that happen during the day can turn dreams into nightmares. Nightmares may be a way to relieve the pressures of the day. This usually means dealing with things most kids have to face at one time or another: problems at home, problems at school, and stress from sports or schoolwork. Sometimes major changes, such as moving or the illness or death of a loved one, can cause stress that leads to nightmares. Another thing that may cause nightmares is watching scary movies or reading scary books, especially before you go to bed. Sometimes if you are sick, especially with a high fever, you may have nightmares. Certain medications also can cause nightmares. Let your parents and doctor know if you notice you are having more nightmares around the time you started a new medicine.

Husband Application!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if you could change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. Your phone number? Lets Play! I dare you...the first one Who will answer this wil

Ingrave
These words that i ingave into my body aren't for selfmutilation or no to kill myself. But there words to learn on. People say that when a person makes a mistake 10 people learn from it. So i'll tell you a mistake and hopfully you will take it to heart. Now when u meet sumone that u would do anything for thats luv but if u bend over backwards for that person and u don't recieve the the same care in return that person is just greedy. Put plz do not keep trying and hoping for the best b/c it will just get worse. So when u meet that person just remeber that if they don't care that they will never care. So i hope that these words help u b/c like i said these words weren't ment to kill me but i wish they did but wut did kill me was that person who didn't care . I couldn't help it so i did the best i could. But in the end she stole my heart and ran it over with a concrete press. So i finished it off and stabbed it with a dagger but it wasn't mine u see it was that person that didn't care for

A Mistake
i met this guy on fubar. he seemed like he wasnt like the rest of the men i have met.he told me he wasnt on here. just to hook up.and that he wasnt a player like most the men on here.so we talked and got to know each other.so one thing lead to another.and he came to see me.well i guess you all know were that lead.so he leaves and doesnt come back on for two day's. so he tells me how guilty he feels about what we had done.but than i see someone else put comments on hes page. wishing it was friday.well wouldnt you know thats one of hes free day's .hmmmm like im stupid and dont know what he is doing.i just wonder how many more he's done this to.i feel so bad right now.and you know he cant even talk to me about it. what a man huh. everybody makes mistakes and i guess i made a big one

Viper Pit Lounge!!
Dear friends and family, Prayers needs right away We have a real close friend Michelle, who’s daughter Alyssa a 2yr old beautiful little angel was severely burnt in a house fire The baby was trapped in her bedroom when a volunteer firefighter found her She was found lying on a bed in a smoke-filled room, "badly burned, but still breathing.” What we know right now is that it does not look good for Alyssa she is so badly burnt Please I ask of you to keep Alyssa her mommy and the rest of her family in your prayers Click here to go to the Charleston Daily News Artical

"against All Odds"
How can I just let you walk away Just let you leave without a trace? When I stand here taking every breath with you You're the only one who really knew me at all. How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave' 'cos we shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears. You're the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now There's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me Just the memory of your face. Take a look at me now there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against the odds And that's what I've got to face. I wish I could just make you turn around turn around and see me cry. There's so much I need to say to you so many reasons why. You're the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now well there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me Just the memory of your face. Now take a look at me now 'cos there'c just an

Hello
Hello, I am back on Fubar.. i hope lol. I used to be The Future Aint What it Used to Be which i still am but wiht a different email address. I cant seem to get back into that site so here i am instead lol. I will still get stuck on level 10 once i make it there again.. still dont have a camera to take a pic in order to level up. Fan ADD ME

My Dad
My dad is in the hospital right now. He has many health problems, at age 27 he had polo, but over came it and Served his country in Vietnam. He also suffer from High blood pressure and heart attacks. He has been on high bolld pressure med since his 30's. He has since due to his high bloood pressure meds, is on dyalsisis, his polo came back, its now called post polo, and his knees have given out. He has 4 stints in his heart. He can't walk. I see this strong man, who is a graduate of West Point and a retired LTC, my heart breaks. He been in the hospital for over 2 weeks now, due to get him ready for a knee replace, this was done Tuesday. now he still has the polo leg also to deal with. He has soo much. sorry I am just so down over everything. I cam home from PA yesturday, we finally find him a good place to go after leaving the hospial, what was offered to him I would not put my dog in!!! But my mom and I just went out on out own and found a place. So remember my dad in your thoughts t

Fubar Experiences
Ok yesterday I was online and I got an invite to a fu wedding. So I clicked on it and it took me to a lounge. I won't give names to protect the guilty. This lounge was all about the bdsm lifestyle which I am curious about. So I started talking to her about different aspects of my sexuality and bdsm stuff. I guess she thought I was too forward so she thought I was a guy and starts arguing with me about the fact that I am female. Now I know I have very overt ways when it comes to sex and the anonymity of being online allows me to talk about some things you probably wouldn't otherwise. But that certainly doesn't mean I am not female and what right does anyone have to question that anyway? And Why the hell does someone have a bdsm lounge and not want to talk about sex? what does she think people are gona come there and talk about the weather? before they talk about what her lounge is supposedly about? Then she asked me where my g spot was and said maybe she's believe I was a girl? Well, I

My Crazy Halloween Pumpkins
Thank You Guys For Rating My Crazy Halloween Pumpkins Photo Gallery LoL.The Two Pumpkins On My Living Table And My Outside Deck Are Really Indeed My Work The Others Are Just Internet Photos I Like. I Had Fun Cutting These Baby Up LoL They Real Nice Once Your Finished; Its Just They Do Take Lots Of Time And Patience To Stencil Out Shape Up These Jack lantern=2 Hours Long Ouch. Im Glad I Was Off From Work On 10/31/07 LoL Haa Most Of My Ideas Came From This Website Below Check It Out Sometime Very Interesting. I am Pleased You Enjoyed Them. *DAY* +NIGHT+ The Website http://www.zombiepumpkins.com

Hot Momma
HOT MOMMA date: 2007-11-16 12:29:29 NOW I USUALLY STAY OUT OF DRAMA ON HERE, BUT NOW A GOOD FRIEND IS BEING ATTACKED BECAUSE NO ONE CAN LEAVE HER ALONE. HOT MOMMA IS A GOOD PERSON, THERE FOR EVERYONE. BE IT JUST A EAR OR TO HELP IN A CONTEST. NOW I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE DRAMA MONGERS THINKING WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS OK AND FUN. I HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF THE DRAMA MONGERS AS WELL. THIS SITE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND MEET FRIENDS. TO THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING THIS, GROW THE F*** UP! LEAVE MOMMA ALONE SHE HASNT DONE ANYTHING TO YOU. YOU CAN ONLY WISH YOU HAD HALF THE HEART AND WAS HALF THE PERSON SHE IS. I WILL PROBABLY GET ATTACKED FROM THE ONES DOING THIS, BUT GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A F***. I WILL STAND BY HER NO MATTER WHAT. MAYBE U SHOULD THINK ABOUT WHAT U ARE DOING AND REALIZE JEALOUS PEOPLE NEVER WIN.

Angel
When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end.

Bi-polar
I'm tired of being bi-polar. I can't figure it out. They either tell me that it's nothing to worry about, or over-medicate instead of trying to hep. I've been in a damned depression now for over a month. I still take my meds, but It won't freaking go away. I talked to my psych doctor about it, and she's just "Oh well, just keep taking your meds" Does anyone else in here have this problem? It sucks.

New Lyrics... The Way Back Home
Have you ever fought hard to live, but you know you’re gonna die. Holding on to the cold hard truth, with tears streaming down your eyes. Living past the pain and strife, wanting nothing more than a chance at life, But the life you once remembered has given way to pain. Wanting to live more life in a single day, than most do in the parade That they call their simple lives when they can’t find their way back home. Clutch my hand if you can, please believe in who I am, Don’t let go a single day, for if you do I am damned. I want to hold the truth, the belief that I’m not a joke To see the end inside my mind, so I can go back home. So I can go back home. So I can go back home.

Oral Sex Gene Helps Male Fish Fake It
Men may be intrigued to hear that researchers have pinpointed a gene that makes females suck up sperm through their mouths. The gene was found in the cichlid fish, where the males have evolved a way to lure females close so that they can squirt sperm into their mouths. As is the case in many fish species, the sight of a brightly coloured male somehow triggers females with ripe eggs to start releasing them. But in cichlids, there is a twist. Females hold their eggs in their mouths and incubate them there after fertilisation – a behaviour that is thought to have evolved to protect the eggs from predators. As soon as a female has spawned her eggs, she collects them up in her mouth. Normally, sperm released into the water by a male nearby will then fertilise the eggs. But males of certain cichlid species in east Africa have evolved a way to increase the odds that females take up their sperm. Oval yellow markings resembling the eggs are found on the anal or pelvic fins. When a

Working Tonight!!
Okay people so here is the deal. I am working at Tattoo's by Buzz Jr tonight, and feeling at my best. Come out and see me or one of our other talented artists and let us put some new artwork on you. Tell us you saw this bulletin and we will knock 20% off any tattoo valued at $100 or more. We are located at 211 S. Marine Blvd. Jacksonville NC. Our phone is 910-937-6677 Then, when you are done here, go out to Rena J's and show Lisa (Jacksonville's best bartender) some love!!! She makes the best Red Headed Sluts you will ever put your lips to. Tell her Troy sent you!!!! I will join you there at midnight when Im off!! ! Its friday night what else do you have to do. Please repost this buliten. Lets get the word out!!!

Thriller.
Well, here goes my first attemp at this. I am not really sure how to post things on here, so I will give it a try here. Check out this video. I first got it about a year ago while I was in Iraq. Now, I found it online, and someone made up word to it.

Song Lyrics
Buh-bum.. buh-bum... Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me Been an awful good girl Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue, I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you check off my christmas list Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot Been an angel all year Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed To a platinum mine, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques, Sign your x on the line Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my chirstmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me Santa baby, forgot to mention one little

Someone Else's Life
Someone Else's Life Lyrics By: Joshua Radin Somehow I'm leading someone else's life I cut a star down with my knife And right now I still see the way the moon Plays this tune Though our nights died. CHORUS: My hands shake My knees quake It's every day The same way. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. Then there's you. Then came you. When I'm lost, I look at my picture of you. And somehow I'll make tonight our own I'll show you every way I've grown Since I met you And right now I'll be the boy in your next song I'll learn the parts and play along If you let me. CHORUS If you let me, I'll show the world to you. Yes, if you let me, I'll know just what to do. Cos then came you. Then there's you. I keep your picture In my worn through shoes. When I'm lost In your eyes I see a way for me

Strange State Driving Laws
Alabama Apparently ‘Bama is an acronym for Blunt All Motorist Adventures, for officials there have inexplicably made it illegal to drive while blindfolded. Alaska Contrary to public opinion roof racks are not specifically designed for skis, snowboards and cocker spaniels. Or at least not in Alaska, where authorities have found it necessary to declare it illegal to tether a dog to the roof of a car. Arkansas Think twice while in Arkansas if you harbor an unflagging passion for cold cut sandwiches and honking your car horn. Arkansas authorities have deemed it illegal to blare a car horn where ice cold beverages or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m. California No matter how luxuriously comfortable that divided highway may look, it is illegal in Eureka, California, to use a road as a bed. In order to save money on having to crop dust their streets, officials in Chico, California, have made it illegal to plant rutabagas in roadways. Officials in Glendale,

World's Largest Meth Lab Guilty For False Advertising To Kids
By Shane Ellison, M.Sc. Methamphetamine (and its chemical cousin amphetamine) is a highly addictive and dangerous Schedule II drug in the United States. Street thugs sell it as meth, poor man's cocaine, crystal, ice, glass, and speed. They go to jail when caught. Pharmaceutical companies sell it as the prescription drug "Adderall." They make hundred of millions of dollars. Admittedly, Adderall (and meth) is great for learning an entire semester of college in a matter of 5 hours or bench pressing 325lbs. But it isn't a vitamin. It's a hardcore drug with hardcore side effects. And children should not be taking this drug daily! But America's largest meth lab feels otherwise. Adderall, a cocktail of amphetamine salts, is manufactured by Shire Richwood, Inc. (Shire). Shire deals an estimated $345 million worth of this deadly drug every year. Their success lies in deceptive advertising to children and parents. The FDA previously sent a letter to Shire stating t

Living Statue Of Liberty
Check this website out its awesome: http://www.iowanationalguard.com/Museum/CDStory/CDstory/LibertyStatuepage.htm WWI Camp Dodge - Living Statue of Liberty "On a stifling July day in 1918, 18,000 officers and soldiers posed as Lady Liberty on the parade [drill] grounds at Camp Dodge." [This area was west of Baker St. and is currently the area around building S34 and to the west.] "According to a July 3, 1986, story in the Fort Dodge Messenger, many men fainted-they were dressed in woolen uniforms-as the temperature neared 105 degrees Farenheit. The photo, taken from the top of a specially constructed tower by a Chicago photography studio, Mole & Thomas, was intended to help promote the sale of war bonds but was never used." (Grover 1987)

Trans-fubar Express
You know, it's funny. Very funny. I joined here back in April. And surprise, it's now November. I don't usually do this. Bad enough I've got two blogs and a Kraftwerk fan fiction to fight with!! *head bash on desk* Well, anywho, to those of you who're my friends on here, heylo and, good to see y'all. Especially to my pal Mojito. You know darn well who you are. Yup. Otherwise, for the moment, check the music--yes, I finally got around to putting a decent playlist on there. The music's all Kraftwerk, going from '73 [like "Kristallo"] to 2003 ["Aero Dynamik"] and even some remade-in-'91 classics [like 1977's "Trans-Europe Express"]. Enjoy and, until the next round, Cheers!! ~ 'Sunshine'

Angels
Angels Sparkling angel I believed you were my saviour in my time of need Blinded by faith I couldn’t hear all the whispers the warnings so clear I see the angels I’ll lead them to your door There’s no escape now no mercy no more no remorse Because I still remember the smile when you tore me apart You took my heart deceived me right from the start You showed me dreams I wished they turn into real You broke a promise and made me realise It was all just a lie Sparkling angel I couldn’t see your dark intentions your feelings for me Fallen angel tell me why what is the reason the thorn in your eye I see the angels I’ll lead them to your door There’s no escape now no mercy no more no remorse Because I still remember the smile when you tore me apart You took my heart deceived me right from the start You showed me dreams I wished they turn into real You broke a promise and made me realise It was all just a lie Could have been forever now we have to sleep

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Godfather 11-16-07
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The Room...please Read
17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was drivi

Lames.
I made plans with mulitple people tonight. Which is Friday. No one ever confirms. The couple people that want to hang out, AREN'T ALOUD TO COME OVER. What the hell. And theres no where else to go... The worst is when people don't answer my calls, or when they do they act like GOSH DARN why the heck this girl blowing me up. I don't mean to. I'm just not happy being alone. I don't like to fight with my boyfriend and have to sit at a Subway by myself all night because I have no one to talk to about it. I honestly think I don't have one person besides my boyfriend which doesn't even seem like he cares, that actually cares about me. I could jump off a cliff, and I bet at least 10 people would says, GOOD NOW SHE WONT WASTE ALL MY MINUTES. I have no friends. And I hope none of you consider me friends. Because. Everyone ARE bitches. No matter what, their cool for 6 years, they find out their not gettin' those panties off you. Bam! Where do they go. Not hanging out with you. F

Donna
I just got a call from my son, I was married 25 years to a man name Don, well his twin sister Donna Marie Peterson passed away on Nov 14, 2007. She was 53. tomorrow is her services, please take a moment of silence between 2-4 and give this family strenght to get through this. Even though I am away from this family my heart goes out to them. Sassy

My Sign Leo
The Sun is your ruling planet Leo. Of course the Sun is not really a planet; it is the centre of our solar system. And, as above, so below! You shine as brightly as the Golden globe because you reflect the characteristics of the heavenly body that rules your star sign! You too are a ball of dynamic energy. You are warm, bright and self-motivated, and you want to make an impression in everything you do — your work, your love life and your social life. Because you are extremely generous, you expect others to be just as big-hearted. So when you see others holding back, you find it hard to not jump in and try to change that. You want to see everyone giving to the best of their ability. To other people, you can look like a bit of a tyrant, asking for more than they can give. When you are feeling upbeat, you carry people away with your energy, and they love you for it. You love sharing your joys and successes with the people you love, and when you do, you are magnanimous — you n

Wildcat Lounge...come Visit!!!
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We Cant Make This Shit Up!
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.... Yes, the organization is real. They even have a website, http://www.vhemt.org/ Their philosophy: Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense. Alright, I have ranted and vented about the human population and the planetary ecosphere enough times concerning this type of stuff. Humans dont have to volunteer for anything dealing with the reduction of the human race. Consider: Natural Disaster: There are six known super volcanoes on the planet, four of them with in the borders of the US, Yellowstone, Long Valley California, and two in New Mexico. Now, if any one of these were to erupt, the ash, dust, and sulfur compounds in the upper atmosphere would solve the global warming period. Of course, the volcanic winter would bring on another Ice Age resulting in the death of abo

Things Im Sure Ive Said In The Past...
please dont ask me to help u level up, when i have leveled up 90% of the time on my own... u can rate pics, just as well as i can. hell, i dont remember too many people even thanking me for helping when i did... sorry, it aint happening again. get over it... im sure there are plenty of others on here that will help... again, if i offended u, im sorry... ur a big kid now, get over it! i know its a hard concept for sum of u, but i do have faith that u will be ok! now, as for everyone asking me whats in it for them or what im gonna do for them, if they give me fuBucks... im pretty sure i said it before, but i will say it again... i will fan u if u give me fuBucks... other than that, i dont have anything to offer u! its fake, free money! unless u have over 6 million and are going for the spotlight anytime soon, im sure u will survive without it! oh yeah, and please do not email me asking y my shoutbox is turned off! i have a blog about that whole subject! read it! a

A Must Read Lmao
A new priest at his first mass was so Nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door from the monsignor: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey

After Hours Pimpouts
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My Bar Tab Is $1.070.00.....
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's

Life I Guess
so i just started selling avon and need to find a bigger customer base so i thought i would put the online link out here for all to see and what not and see what happens. dont get me wrong so far it is going great and im having fun and get to work from home so i get to spend time with hunter but i am thinking so much bigger than it is so far. so....see what happens by doing this i guess. cant hurt to do so... anyway heres the link to my online site: http://www.youravon.com/cynthiaepperson

Story
Something must be wrong with me. No really, something must truly be wrong with me. I keep telling myself this is the last time, but it never seems to happen. I mean why in the hell did I let him talk me into letting him come over. "I just want to talk" my ass. I knew exactly what he wanted, but for some reason I caved in. Just look at him hogging all the covers. He doesn't have any type of concern for me. He's a selfish bastard, and I let him in my bed. I met him three years ago at a friends birthday party. I was attracted to him the minute I saw him and the minute I saw him I knew he'd probably be trouble, but like typical True I wanted him anyway. So I pursued him. And at first like every relationship it was like heaven. We talked for hours on the phone, he took me out all the time, he brought me things, he was romantic. I fell for all the tricks in the book. I was in love, still am and I wanted to believe all of his promises. He had a great way in making things sound so good, hel

Taino
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 TAINO LANGUAGE TAINO WORDS Taíney..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Nuestro Idioma/Our Language La información sobre el idioma Taíney localizada en esta pagina es basada en el trabajo filológico de aproximadamente 30 años del Kaçike José Boriwex Laboy. Entendamos que esta es una obra en proceso y que habrá cambios y correcciones de vez en cuando. Trataremos de incluir listas de palabras y frases que tengan utilidad para uso diario y así comenzar a poner en práctica el idioma como otro eslabón en la restauración de nuestro pueblo. The information found on this page is based on approximately 30 years of language research by Kaçike Boriwex. Understand that this research is a work in progress and updates and changes will be made from time to time. We will try to include word lists and phrases that will be useful in daily speech, that way we can put into practice our language as an

My Life
My life as a child was swell. As i grew up it wasn't all that swell. My life turned into a living HELL. Then I met you, and my life to being swell again. Without you MY DEAR/FRIENDS my life might as well be HELL. My life right now is turned upside down because its not so swell. This is my life when it was well and gone to HELL. My life will some day again be swell, but for now its HELL. This is my life as well as it is with it being HELL. written Aug. 29 2005

Flesh And The Spirit By Anne Bradstreet
In secret place where once I stood Close by the Banks of Lacrim flood, I heard two sisters reason on Things that are past and things to come. One Flesh was call'd, who had her eye On worldly wealth and vanity; The other Spirit, who did rear Her thoughts unto a higher sphere. 'Sister,' quoth Flesh, 'what liv'st thou on Nothing but Meditation? Doth Contemplation feed thee so Regardlessly to let earth go? Can Speculation satisfy Notion without Reality? Dost dream of things beyond the Moon And dost thou hope to dwell there soon? Hast treasures there laid up in store That all in th' world thou count'st but poor? Art fancy-sick or turn'd a Sot To catch at shadows which are not? Come, come. I'll show unto thy sense, Industry hath its recompence. What canst desire, but thou maist see True substance in variety? Dost honour like? Acquire the same, As some to their immortal fame; And trophies to thy name erect Which wearing time shall ne'er deject. For riches dost thou

The Vanity Of All Wordly Things By Anne Bradstreet
As he said vanity, so vain say I, Oh! Vanity, O vain all under sky; Where is the man can say, "Lo, I have found On brittle earth a consolation sound"? What isn't in honor to be set on high? No, they like beasts and sons of men shall die, And whilst they live, how oft doth turn their fate; He's now a captive that was king of late. What isn't in wealth great treasures to obtain? No, that's but labor, anxious care, and pain. He heaps up riches, and he heaps up sorrow, It's his today, but who's his heir tomorrow? What then? Content in pleasures canst thou find? More vain than all, that's but to grasp the wind. The sensual senses for a time they pleasure, Meanwhile the conscience rage, who shall appease? What isn't in beauty? No that's but a snare, They're foul enough today, that once were fair. What is't in flow'ring youth, or manly age? The first is prone to vice, the last to rage. Where is it then, in wisdom, learning, arts? Sure if on earth, it must be in those part

Khalil Gibran Poetry
Love one another, but make not a bond of love Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. Fill each other's cup, but drink not from one cup. Give one another of your bread, but eat not from the same loaf. Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone, Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music. Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping; For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts. And stand together yet not too near together; For the pillars of the temple stand apart, And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

Thanks
I was really nervous about joining fubar, but after making 2 new friends right off, I see that I have nothing to be nervous about. I would like to say thanks to those who have viewed and rated me and my pic. Thanks to the 2 new friends I have, and thanks to my step-dad for telling me about this really cool place. I hope to meet and make many new and different friends in here.

Marlowe Poetry
It lies not in our power to love or hate, For will in us is overruled by fate. When two are stripped, long ere the course begin, We wish that one should love, the other win; And one especially do we affect Of two gold ingots, like in each respect: The reason no man knows; let it suffice What we behold is censured by our eyes. Where both deliberate, the love is slight: Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?

Sarah's Private Thoughts
The nights are lonely here without you that is why i am ever so blue watching the rain fall down the window pane my heart is melting at the thoughts of watching you walk away I light a candle to remember those times the scent that drifts from the candle tonight is the scent of your shirt when you held me so tight for this i am lonely here in the night as i watch the rain and the northern lights wishing that with each passing wave you were thinking of me like i am thinking of you miss you so much that it hurts wishing with each drop i could cry inside i can only die loving you love me

What Is Your Opinion On This?
Okay so I would like to get some of your thoughts on this subject please. If you are reading this and have even the smallest thing to say please do so.. Alright so I love my BLOCK button, I use it when I feel my profile is at risk of down raters/haters. I have also used it for personal reasons as well. But this is my questions, Whether you block someone or are the one being blocked, Would you unblock them to go look on their profile and make sure they knew you were there? Just to re-block them? And how would you feel if someone did that to you? They Block you then come to your page while you were Online almost to see if they can get a reaction out of you. And then they RE-BLOCK you... ????? Whats the point? Myself, I think its confusing. If I Block someone for personal reasons it would be totally inappropriate to wander around their page and all but WAVE at them and then hit the BLOCK button again. But I have also been told I sometimes take things the wrong way. An

Did Thensa Put A Back Door On Encryption
Random numbers are critical for cryptography: for encryption keys, random authentication challenges, initialization vectors, nonces, key-agreement schemes, generating prime numbers and so on. Break the random-number generator, and most of the time you break the entire security system. Which is why you should worry about a new random-number standard that includes an algorithm that is slow, badly designed and just might contain a backdoor for the National Security Agency. Generating random numbers isn't easy, and researchers have discovered lots of problems and attacks over the years. A recent paper found a flaw in the Windows 2000 random-number generator. Another paper found flaws in the Linux random-number generator. Back in 1996, an early version of SSL was broken because of flaws in its random-number generator. With John Kelsey and Niels Ferguson in 1999, I co-authored Yarrow, a random-number generator based on our own cryptanalysis work. I improved this design four years later -- an

Trust
Im scared to trust now. I had my trust broken many times before. I was left a broken girl. I still am broken inside. I simply cannot trust. Its not you its me. My trust cant be broken again. So dont ask me to trust Cos I cant do it. Im to scared to trust

Granddaughter
Last night me an my 7 yr old granddaughter were talking about going to louisiana with the family for Christmas. Then I told her that I was going to be gone for 2 weeks to Ark for Thanksgiving to see my family there an that her Aunt Trinity was again preg an due in april. She said Mawmaw my bday is in April!! I said no hon its in Aug, "YOUR crazy pawpaws is in April the one that dumped me lol.She looked up at me an said to me "mawmaw you just need to find you another husband"!! I laughed so hard i was hurting , kids do say the cutest things!!

Every Womans Dream
Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home andp icked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organiz

Cat Bathing
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk, dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away. I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage, and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace. The time comes, however, when a man/woman must face reality; when he/she must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez." When that day arrives at your house, as it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline friend under your arm and head for the bathtub. -- Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for h

Avoid Parenthood In 29 Easy Steps
The wife wants kids? Then start acting up, says Kerri Sackville. My friend Sophie wants to be a mum. But her husband, Jake, isn't so sure. He wants kids, but suspects his wife has an idealistic view of motherhood, so he has embarked on a course of action to prepare her for the task ahead. The program is simple. Jake has adopted many of the behaviours that Sophie is likely to encounter when she is a mother. He yells "No!" for no apparent reason at random intervals during the day. He runs around the house with his underwear on his head. He also plonks himself down in the supermarket and refuses to budge until Sophie has given him a treat. I think Jake has hit on a brilliant strategy. Still, his program is far from comprehensive. So for Jake, and others out there wishing to prepare their partners for motherhood, I have compiled the following list. 1. Eat with your fingers. 2. Fling bits of your dinner in your partner's face. 3. Reply "I don't know" or "chocolate

You Know You're Living In 2000+ When
1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. If you don't have your mobile on you, you have no idea what your wife's phone number is. 11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. 12. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 13. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND..............

Wtf? Rated A 2 By #1210375!
WTF? I get up this AM to find that #1210375 aka "Block me....It makes my d*ck hard!!!!" rated my primary photo a 2! I do not think that I am a 10 or 11 by any means, but who am I to judge? But I digress. After reading a very small portion of his profile, I realized that he has a really poor attitude. So I blocked him! But that is what he wanted anyway. I can't win...I have enough real drama and toxic people in my life, I sure don't need the likes of this guy spreading his toxicity to me! Some people just put others down to build their own self esteem. That is so 'high school'! I left that behind years ago. Ok, I'm done...for now!

You Peace
Your peace Peace is within you. There are other places to look for it. It happens from your understanding, Of your willingness to accept and Learn from the moment that you arrive. Where to find your heart, inevitably find peace. She is in the place where everything is reflected in you in balance, harmony and innocence. Your peace depends on your attention, inside of you, so it stretches you out, giving a new dimension to your reality where you manage to clear, through it, which seems obscure, undo the knots where everything seems tangle, without output. It gives a chance for peace, your peace, And you see that life colore to what seems gray, bringing love where there feel hatred, Which brings abundance think there misery, which brings warmth think there cold, loneliness. The life often does not seem to be easy, There are moments where giving all, to simply cry, for our apparent inability to harmonize size chaos we created, but I say to you: demand for thy peac

My Braces Are Coming Off! Wooo!!!
I'm so happy happy happy! I'm finally getting these infernal contraptions removed! I've worn them for 18 months and before then, had to wear a splint for 9 months. Once these braces are removed, I will need to wear an appliance on my upper teeth for a year 24/7 that I can remove if I decide to eat or sing or play my flute. Its; hardly noticeable to the viewer - all they will see is a see-thru band across the front of my teeth. They will also glue in a wire with little round beads behind my front upper and lower teeth to keep them straight and I will wear those from 5 - 10 years. After that, I won't need anything at all! Wow..I never realized that fixing my teeth would take such a long time. Despite the costs, I'm very pleased with the results. I don't have the same type of 'bite'on my back teeth that I had before, but I can eat very well and my front teeth are beautifully straight! (It was crowded and crooked before.) Now I can smile broadly for photos!! WOOO!!! So happy!

Prayer This Happens To You In A Time Of Need
http://fubar.com/passy0110 from Passy To all my family and friends here is a update on me and what is going on.. For the last three years i have been batteling with a illness that they have not been able to figure out what it is..So i took matters into my own hands and started do research with my sister Stacey and finally believe to figure out what i have... We are thinkin that what i have is called Gastroparesis and lemme tell ya it has taken a huge toll on my health..I am constantly sick and not able to do what a normal human being should be able to do like go to the store without feeling sick to my stomach...I am going back to see my specailist on Wednesday to see what the outcome of this is going to be..But from what i have heard from ER doctors and also reading articles this is NOT cureable..this is something that i am going to have to deal with for the rest of my life..So i will keep ya'll updated after Wednesday and let you know what is going on..If i forget you can alw

Tis The Season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."

Nice Thing To Do
If you agree,when you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list. These men and women need all of the good cheer and support that we can give them.

Family Interactions, Or How To Annoy The Hell Out Of Relatives
My sister tami, who I love dearly has a few little quirks. 1) She is organized to such a degree I really wonder about just how stable she is, I mean, most serial killers were organized to an extreme degree. 2) Perfection, when ever she does something around the house that requires cutting or mounting anything, it as to be absolutely perfect. Level, true, same height, everything. So, in the interest of variety, I have endeavored to bring a little spontaneity to our household.... Take my ceiling fan, four white blades, one brown, and she just cringes when she sees it. Clothing, she folds, I roll everything like I was either in the military or on a boat. I even pronounce the K in Knee. She has her collection of porcelain dolls displayed in a very ordered fashion. I have my wolf and bud ha on one shelf, with the stereo, coffee cups on the top shelf... along with a new harddrive, motherboard, knee braces, ball cap, and collectible matchbox cars. In otherwords, in

Just A Quick Note
Just a quick note to let ya all know i wont be around much from today till saturday or sunday ...ill be with my family down south....I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving...be safe and enjoy your familys... Sassy nuttinbuttsexxy

Liars And Two Faced People
This blog is not aimed at all of my friends. It is aimed at the ones who pretended to be my true friends when in all reality they were just fuckin playing games with my feelings and my mind. There is one person in particular that this is aimed at and she knows exactly who she is. I was being a real friend to her. I sat up nights with her on the phone many times because she was stressed out and couldn't sleep, or she was depressed, or because she just wanted to talk. Yeah I did that almost every night with her. And then I come to find out, she was just talking shit the whole time because she wanted to keep tabs on my husband. SOME FUCKING FRIEND YOU WERE MELISSA!!!! You didn't even have the damn guts to tell me that you didn't really want to be my friend. But I kind of figured because you always wanted to talk to my husband. Well everyone will know what kind of person you are when they read this. Yeah, I found out everything about your conversations with Jim. I am not a fucking st

Need Help!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY ....I HAVE A ROOM FOR RENT IN MY 2 BED ROOM APT. MY CURRENT ROOM MATE IS BAILING ON ME ON SHORT NOTICE. IM IN THE NORTH SAN DIEGO COUNTY AREA. IF ANYONE NEEDS OR KNOWS OF SOMEONE LOOKING FOR A ROOM LET ME KNOW. RENT IS $550, UTILITIES INCLUDED. GATED COMMUNITY WITH ON SITE LAUNDRY, JACUZZI, AND POOL.

Just Me
Not exactly sure where to start. I would start at the beginning, but I'm sure that nobody really wants to read through my entire life story. I have had several friends ask me over the last couple of days whats wrong with me. Why am I sad, or why am I crying and upset, and the truth of the matter is, I don't really know. I have some theories, but nothing solid to blame my mood on. Maybe it's just the weather, been very overcast and rainy the last couple of days... could be because everyone I see around me has someone they care about and love very much. And even though I know some people that I care very deeply for, love me for who I am, I don't have the physical closeness that I so desperately long for. There are so many guys that talk to me on here and all they are interested in is fuckin me or having me suck their cocks or some other form of temporary physical pleasure. And despite the fact that I am a very sexual person, it just wouldn't mean anything to me without some kind of f

I Don't Need
I Don't Need I don’t need for you to say you’re sorry for what you did I need for you to show that you’ve changed I don’t need excuses, the whys or where-fores to explain your actions I need to know what plans you’ve made to resolve your excuses I don’t need promises I need action I don’t need candy and roses I need tenderness and trust I don’t need shattered dreams and broken dishes I need a future, with peace I don’t need tears and bruises I need laughter and love I don’t need to hear the words “it will never happen again” I need for it not to happen I don’t need the chaos of your violent storms I need the calm of quiet seas I don’t need the terror of a war zone I need the playfulness of a schoolyard I don’t need a calendar and stop watch to monitor my day I need freedom to come and go as I please I don’t need you looking over my shoulder I know there is no one standing there I don’t need jealousy, outrage, or distrust I need

Noone
LOOK BEHIND THE LYRICS... THEY ARE SO TRUE... Alicia Keys - No One Lyrics I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is Everything's gonna be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you When the rain is pouring down And my heart is hurting You will always be around Yes, I know, for certain You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's gonna be alright People keep talking They can say what they like But all I know is Everything's gonna be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in t

Convictions Vs Simplicity
Ugh as most of you know, i've only been accepting add requests from people with salute photos... and i had deleted quite a few (ok over 1,000) people without them... now, while the idiot factor seems to have somewhat decreased - lovely effect really - unfortunately, the "whine" factor has increased... "why did you delete me, why won't you accept me, why why why why why..." ... So, i'm thinking of just giving up and dealing with the idiot factor again instead of the whine factor, and just go back to accepting people without them... although the whole "under level 5" thing might stay as a restriction... thoughts? comments? Sin p.s. i hate stupid people

Forgiveness
You mustn't be revengeful You have to be strong To offer good for evil Return right for wrong We must not hold a grudge And we must learn to endure Then as God is your judge At least your heart will be pure Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you hate Will be your highest reward When they bruise you with words When they make you feel small When it's hardest to bear You must do nothing at all Forgiveness is the simplest vow Forgiveness Of all their crimes Is your deliverance now Bless those souls Who would curse your name When the last bell tolls You'll be free of blame You can continue to grieve But know the gospel is true You must forgive those who lie And bless them that curse you Forgiveness is the mightiest sword Forgiveness Of those you fear Will be your highest reward The time will come when we will leave this world, and the injustice and the pain and the sin will fall away from us, and only the spark of the spir

Modern Love Song
Whitesnake - A Modern Love Song You got the smile of a Monalisa, Know it all an' giving nothing away. You make the sins of a vestal virgin, Look nothing more that a roll in the hay. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. You give an air of the Dolce Vita, Society's made a queen out of you. Casanova couldn't take all your virtue, But, rock 'n' roll is gonna steal it from you. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Come on, girl, it'll be alright, Easy does it nice and slow. Woah, you know, mama, that tonight's the night, Come on and let your feelings show. Take a look in the mirror, Tell me what you see. If it ain't sweet surrender You can blame it on somebody, not the devil in me. So lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care. Lie down, I think I love you, Lie down, I think I care.

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For"
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her AND your friends TOGETHER. KEEP READING.. 11. Smile with her. =) 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act li

Help
I want to create a slide show to a specific song and well, its a bit hard for me to do, its for my best friend who was murdered, Ive got all the pics and the specific song but I break down in tears everytime i start to make it, the song really hits that nerve i guess, if someone would be willing to make it for me that would be great, I kinda wanted it ready for when the 1 year mark hits, just msg me and let me know if you know a good program or can do it, thx

"fall'n 4 Her?"
"Fall'n 4 Her" I"ve fallen for a gorgeous goddess ands no chance will i have,...to make her smile ands to hear her laugh... I"ve fallen for those trancy eyes dreamy eyes,...Pierc"ng thru them i can see her heart and within whatty lies... I"ve fallen for her ands my love cries out a sea of blood into my cupp"d hands,....wash"ng upon my face,...for theres an empty space in my heart ands only she can replace.... I"ve fallen for the day we"ll have our 1st kiss, buts pls my love remembr this,..... I"M fall"ng ands Fall"ng,...Wait"ng ands wait"ng,...for the day may come,...we"ll be hold"ng hand-n-hand lovrs ands date"Ng.......

Jay's Fantasy
HER MOCHA ALMOND COMPLEXION HAD ME FEENIN FOR HER LIKE A CRACK HEAD LOOKING FOR A HIT. THEN EVEN HER NAME MADE YOU CRAVE HER, REESE. CHOCOLATE COVERED WITH A SMOOTH CENTER. YES HER MILKEN CHOCOLATE SKIN MADE ME HUNGER FOR A SAMPLE OF HER DELECTABLE SWEETNESS. YET, ALAS SHE DOESN'T KNOW ME. I AM THE LAST MAN SHE WOULD EVER WANT. A AVERAGE MAN WITH AN ABOVE AVERAGE IMAGINATION, AS WELL AS AN UNQUENCHABLE DESIRE TO GIVE PLEASURE TO ONE WOMAN. I DREAMT ON A MANY OCCASIONS OF HAVING HER LUSCIOUSNESS PRESSED INTO MY BODY. WRAPPING MY ARMS AROUND HER BODY. HAVING HER HEART PALPITATIONS GET FASTER AS I DRAW HER NEARER. HER SMILE SERVES AS AN EROTIC INTERLUDE TO THE PLEASURES THAT I WILL CONSUME HER BODY WITH. LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THAT HER FRAGRANCE AROUSES ME TO KNOW END. AS I SIT HER I WATCH HER THICKNESS GO TO AND FRO AND MY MIND WANDERS. I TASTE THE SWEETNESS OF HER LIPS AS SHE KISSES ME WITH LONGING. HER SUCCULENTS MOUNDS FILL MY HANDS AS MY LIPS CASCADE DOWN THE SLOPE OF

I'm Not Ashamed
Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls,

Trombone
Day 1 " dad, i want to join band, sign up is next week" i felt the headache coming. "i either want to do drums or the trombone" my scalp is getting itchy. Day 2 a nice trombone he selected, and proudly met me at the door when i got home from work "HONK!!!" oh gawd, i can feel the pressure build! Day 3 "i have to watch this dvd and work on my embouchure" "lil honk!" " big honk!" "BIG LOUD ASS SQUEAK!" the pressure builds even more! Day 4,,, next day, more squeaking, more honking, and i thought i may have heard something that resembled a note! head is pounding! Day 5,, my day off,, trombone off and on all day, head hurts, ears bleeding, who invented this diabolical form of torture?! lil guy asked " what can i do to make this thing sound better?" it was so tough not to say something like "a rolled up sock stuffed down that bell would probably do the trick " instead, i told him to keep practicing and watch the dvd over again.

Computers...
Well... my addiction to the net has been helped by this stupid dial-up speed.. OMG! how painful! Every page takes forever to load. and there's no way in hell I can have both Pirate and Plain Shan online at the same time.. But, its better than not having it at all I spose. and is only temporary. So sorry if I have told you that I will come help you level or help in a contest or giveaway or whatever. I will as soon as I can. Keep Smiling. Catch yas around.

Member Up For Vip
ONE OF OUR MEMEBERS IS GOING FOR A VIP GIVEAWAY LETS HELP HER OUT AND GET IT DONE BEFORE THE NEXT CONTEST PLEASE. HERE IS HER LINK AND IF I REMEMBER RIGHT SHE WAS IN THE CONTEST FOR WEST COAST DAILY GIVING UP ALL HER COMMENTS. LETS HELP HER OK. HOTT BOMBERS LETS HELP HER OUT AND FINISH IT QUICKLY. THANKS CONNIE

Fubar Auction-bidding Open
The bidding is now open in the Fubar Auction.!!!! Click the pic to go directly to the bidding page. Highest bidder (to fu-own me for a month) gets numerous random and varied prizes, and if the winning bid is a 30 day blast or a happy hour, there are 2 special prizes awarded. :-) Click my face and go bid away!! Fu-own me for a month, get 2 days worth of 11's on your pics, stash rated, a salute made for you..A PIMP OUT in a bulletin for all 10k friends of mine to see....many other great prizes if you are the winning bidder!!

Whats Right With Your Life???
What's right with your life There are plenty of things that are right with your life. Have you thought about any of them lately? The goodness in your life is so much a part of you that you can easily take it for granted and rarely give it a second thought. On a regular basis, though, it pays to think about that goodness. Whatever else may be going on in your world, the fact is that you are extremely blessed in many ways. Think about those blessings that blend quietly into the background, supporting and sustaining you in every moment. Think for a little while about what's right with your life. The more often you connect with the value that's already yours, the more new value you will create. When you feel that the troubles and frustrations are dominating your thoughts, stop and turn your mind in a more positive direction. Remember that wherever your thoughts go, the rest of you will quickly follow. Focus your awareness on the many good things that make up your life. For with your

Keep Moving
Keep moving When the path becomes difficult, that's no reason to give up. In fact, it means you're making real progress. The mountain becomes more rugged and steep the closer you get to the summit. Keep going, keep climbing, keep making the effort, and soon you'll find yourself reaching the top. The challenges you encounter are unquestionable proof that you're making a positive difference. Make use of those challenges, not as an excuse to stop, but rather as a platform from which to push forward. For the greatest achievements come in response to the greatest challenges. When the going gets rough, you are most certainly in the presence of profound opportunity. When there is much that must be done, there is enormous value waiting to be created. Step boldly forward and claim that value. Whatever may come, whatever may seem to block your path, choose to keep moving. There are truly magnificent rewards just on the other side of your persistent efforts.

Lift Your Head Up High
Lift your head high Where there is great difficulty, there are also great opportunities. Where there is sorrow, there is also much possibility for real joy. In places of darkness, even a small light can make an enormous positive difference. When the situation seems hopeless, that's precisely when acting on hope can turn things around. The greatest achievements often have their origins in the most complicated and perplexing problems. By accepting the possibility of dreadful failure, people are able to create magnificent success. When it seems that no options remain, that's when a breakthrough is about to happen. Each setback along the way makes the eventual success that much more precious and valuable. No matter how good or how difficult life may be now, there is always a realistic and accessible way to make it better. For you can learn, you can adapt, you can grow stronger, and you can take effective action to move forward. Whatever may be, whatever may happen, lift your head h

Inspired....
Choose to be inspired Envy is worse than a waste of time. For when you hold on to thoughts of envy, you are actively holding yourself back. Envy builds a wall between you and the abundance that could otherwise be yours. Envy can drain you of your best possibilities. Do you ever resent it when someone else has acquired or achieved or experienced some particular thing and you have not? If so, then your envy actually makes your own situation worse. Instead of being envious about the good fortune of others, be genuinely thankful for it. That instantly puts you in a much better position to create similar good fortune in your own life. When you celebrate the achievements of others, you connect yourself in a positive and empowering way to life's abundance. When you choose to be inspired, your eyes will open to many more valuable and positive possibilities. Be truly thankful for the success that you see around you. And that success will soon become your own

Beautiful
Standing in the lanes of memory And i look forward to the present The path that life followed How beautiful were the days Through which I lead to the present. The joy and sorrow The laughter and the tears The anger and the confusion The days of toil and waiting If placing self at past Life seems to be a beautiful one So lead this life to the best When again You place self in the past Will feel that life was lead And not dragged through days So this beautiful life takes the same path The joy and sorrows lies in How you look at it If all happenings in life are taken as experience Then life is a beautiful book The chapters which are ahead can never be read Only the ones covered can be read So lead life to the best When again you place self in the past Should be happy and feelt that life was lead and worth looking back And feel Life is Beautiful

Room For Improvement
Room for improvement There is always room for improvement. And the fact that there is, is truly a blessing. There is always something new to be learned. There are always fresh ideas to be explored. No matter how good life is, there are ways to make it even better. Love and joy and fulfillment do not ever get used up. You can make today more beautiful, more productive, more meaningful than yesterday. And you can make tomorrow even better. Each moment is another opportunity to create new value. Each day is yours to fill with positive experience. Whether you've been up or you've been down, whether life is now good or not so good, this is the time to make it better. Make a little improvement, and then a little more, and keep reaching higher and higher.

For The Poor People And The Struggle
Some times I wonder how did I get so blessed, with all the Pain my heart has suffered Dreams of a better life, Being told by ignorant people dat me race was cursed and Damned to hell forever, along with all de minorities such as hispanics, well i tell u wut i figured out i was born in hell ever since my past lives as an elder soul my destiny on dis earth is to make people feel good about dem self i am de one and only with many others to make a better life for people who never experienced true passionate love and respect taking deir mind to another paradise called Mother Earth i bing good vibes like sensational soul searchin for yer soul mate De lord Brought me back to life to show people I really do Exist and i am here for a purpose .

Thanks For Those Who Helped
thanks to all of you who helped out my friend level, it was touch and go. i had a really hard time trying to round up the members, i think i better add to family. hhehehehe special shout out to PhotoFlow and Gem. you are the best!

Him
i can't say i'm doing better... i guess I am in ways... but in so many i'm still hurting. I still can't figure out why when I think of him that i get this feeling in my stomach.. I don't know if it's because I miss him still or it's anxiety or just anger... But it's every time I think of him.. the good stuff and the bad. Like I sit here and wonder what happened.. I still don't have closure. Last i knew we were golden. I still looked at him like those old couples who have been married fifty years look at each other.. the stars in my eyes... the look that says I would do anything for you and I love you so very much. I can't help but wonder where it went wrong. He left a blog comment on a blog of mine and used the term "our lives" then... then two weeks later it was twisted and I am where I am today. I guess I just need that closure. I think of how happy we were in the beginning when we talked for hours... when we walked the dam... when he and I used to just go when the kids were in schoo

Ghost
say hello to the ghost of what once was... kill the pain make it quick im so fucking sick of it you told me truths, which are turning to lies a fire grows from within me deep inside.... no more hatered no more pain no more of this. No longer a little girl, so scared slave is gone for good. this pain inside became too much to bare now i belong where i should... Say hello to the GHOST of what once was....

Is It Ok To Feel This Way?
I recently met someone through thier family. I talked to her for a week before I met her. I made her dinner. Went trick or treating with her. I enjoyed making her birthday special. Honestly I just really enjoy spending time and just hanging out with her. I make her smile,laugh, and even blush. I put my arms around kiss her on the cheek it sends my heart in such a rush. I want to hold her close to me put my hands in hers and lean forward and kiss her on the lips.

Serenity Prayer--of A Different Sort
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;the courage to change the things I can change;and the wisdom to hide all the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off;And also; help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, because they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow...Help me always to give 100 percent at work:12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursdays5% on Fridays...And help me to rememberwhen I'm having a really bad dayand it seems that people are trying to piss me off,that it takes only 42 muscles to frown andonly 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!!!!AMEN

Three Little Words
I love you. i want to say that everytime I have ever said those words I have meant them. Wether I said them to you as a friend... a lover... a husband.... i meant them each and everytime I said them. I have come to realize there are so many types of love, I'm not sayiug grades or levels I'm saying types... I've had so many... the strong steady I know you will be there for me love... the you brought out the best and worst in me love... the we did some crazy shit love... the i don't ever want to loose you as a friend love.... the whirlwind love... the stars in my eyes love... the high school love... the you opened my eyes to the world love.... I'm so happy that i experienced them all... I wouldn't trade any of them for anything. And everytime I said I love you to you, I meant and mean it. I can't say I would choose any one of those loves over another, because they all are so very different... the most recent two i have had, those two have me so very twisted. the strong steady love and t

Christie's Blog Log
yIntoHeaven.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Christie, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition! Score: 14 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!

History Channel
I am watching a documentary call KKK: A Secret History on the History Channel and it's so sad to see people hate, just because someone look different than them or they think that a black person is less than human. With confederate flags waving, hood wearing and cross burning...and for what? I think, because I am not from this country, I might not understand the nuances, but I can understand hate and know that it is not right. I am not talking about just not liking someone. It's everyone's right not to like anyone for any reason, but no one has the right to hurt someone just because or deprive them of their happiness just because. I know I am rambling, but the documentary is hitting hard. *sigh* I can only hope for a better world for my children.

Comments
I am writing this because lots of Fubar friends can't leave comments on my page. Please note that I am only allow friends in my family list to leave comments and the numbers of family is limited by level of mine. The most important thing is some type of comments I find to be highly disrespectful and it's very sure sign of a small mind or no mind at all. I am not interested in hearing about your sexually stuff. If I were I'd state so on my page.,and I'm not interested in hearing about it, because I am sooo not interested!!! This is an adult site so, please grow up and quit disrespectful WOMEN with your particular behavior.So, please stop annoying the Grown up ppl. here! I'll add all friends requested to my list but I have to selected type of friend for family and some is in waiting list to add when I can....Hope you guys understand.....Ohh la la....

I Wanna Know What Love Is
I gotta take a little time A little time to think things over I better read between the lines In case I need it when I'm older Now this mountain I must climb Feels like a world upon my shoulders Through the clouds I see love shine It keeps me warm as life grows colder In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again Can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I'm gonna take a little time A little time to look around me I've got nowhere left to hide It looks like love has finally found me In my life there's been heartache and pain I don't know if I can face it again I can't stop now, I've traveled so far To change this lonely life I wanna know what love is I want you to show me I wanna feel what love is I know you can show me I wanna know what love is I want you to show me And I wanna feel, I want t

Truth I Forgot A Shot..
oKAY BEFORE I ATTACH ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO STATE: I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO PRIVATELY TALK WITH ROB ABOUT THESE ISSUES. HE FLAT OUT REFUSES. BUT HE IS HOWEVER CAPABLE OF ACCUSING ME OF WELL YOU DECIDE IF IT EVEN MATTERS TO YOU. IT MATTERS TO ME MY CHARACTER AND MORAL FIBER IS IN QUESTION.. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE, MEET THE REAL ROB! I SENT THIS WHEN I COULD NOT GET A REPLY.. AND HE SENT THIS BACK.. SO WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? I BACKED OFF. ONLY FOR HIM TO UNBLOCK ME AND NOSE AROUND MY PAGE THIS MORNING. WELL I MADE MY WAY TO HIS PAGE AND WELL NOT ONLY WAS I SHOCKED WHEN I SAW HER PAGE I WAS DISGUSTED.. AND WHEN YOU READ THE WORDS HE WROTE ITS JUST PATHETIC AND MY ANGER TURNED TO PAIN: I HAVE YET TO RECEIVE ANYTHING BACK BUT I KNOW ITS COMING. AND I AM ONLY POSTING 1 MORE PIECE OF INFORMATION WITH DATES AS FAR BACK AS JULY TO HELP SHOW THE TYPE OF CHARACTER ROB HAS. I HAVE SO MUCH MORE THAT I AM HOPING NOT TO HAVE TO POST

Poems And Songs
Sometimes we all feel like this..esp lately... You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me." When I go to sleep, I dream about you When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, too Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes My life stands still, just watching where your life goes God please, let me live in your world for one week This life all yours, and it's a tease for those like me... And it's a tease for those like me... Sometimes I picture myself beating you up I see myself slamming your head off the ground And you beg and you plead and you cry constantly I'll make you say that I'm the best and make you say you wish you were me And then, in your mind, I see me fucking your girl Your cool car is now mine and so is your popular world All your friends, they love me, and love that I HATE YOU I'm like superhero, God that ass motherfucker red, white and blue You don't know me, but I know you It's a reel

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life...
OK, well today started off as a really crappy day. I stopped in Prinn NV to scope out the casinos a lil bit, and take a little nap, before driving the last 4 hours to make my delivery in Riverside CA. When I woke up at 3 A.M. to finish the last leg of our trip, Stephanie was no where to be found. The sad thing is that I knew exactly where she was before I even started looking for her. But I looked anyways... hoping and praying that my instinct was wrong,for almost 3 hours. I scanned the casinos floors, the restaraunts, the bars, and the ladies restrooms of all 3 casinos. I enlisted the help of security, who paged Stephanie over and over. Finally, I had to leave at 5:45 A.M. to make my delivery appointment on time (actually, I was 6 minutes late). I was forced to leave Stephanie's things (most importantly, her insulin) at the security desk at Whiskey Pete's so she could retrieve them when she finally showed up. (Stephanie's mom and dad were convinced I had murdered Stephanie and b

I Cant Believe This!!!
damn.why was i too late to join this fubar thang! uhmm.i mean i was a member here but i thnk i ddnt open that acct for lyk some months..damn.cant believe i only got 21 friends 10 fans and 2 families..dammit!ugghh. maybe this blog will ake me famous..? okk.add me ppol.comment me comment my pics be my fan and such..and gimme gifts,ok?okk.

One Stormy Night
Sitting alone by the fireplace on a cold stormy night I suddenly thought of you As I watch the fire blaze And felt its heat touch my face I remembered the very first night We made love to each other It was also on a stormy night like this We were dancing slow on the tune of a soft music My head resting on your shoulders While you hold my hip close to yours so tight Then running your hand up and down my back Your touch sent shivers down my spine As I feel a part of you come to life Undressing each other slowly While kissing so gently Now completely naked We pulled one another closer Feeling the heat of our bodies Skin to skin touching Leaning my back against your chest I felt your warm, soft lips caress my neck Your left hand on my breasts While your right hand slowly moves its way down Touching my soft, wet spot you feel my need I couldn't help but let out a soft cry of pleasure You felt that I am ready And

Why Me
ok here we go . i got park place if anyone has board walk let us help one another out . we can split the money and every one nose we need it so come and help please . i am unenployed lost my job do to economy laid off and it sucks so help me and i help you . this is not a joke mp2..

So Much Fun
Went to my nephews first wrestling match last night I had so much fun. If anyone in missouri illinois are is interested in a fun time let me know the next match is dec 1. We had such a good time. thanks susie

Inspiration
Authentically you Causing others to lose is not the way to win. The way to win is to create value where there was none before. What you truly desire you cannot take from anyone else. Your effort and your commitment are what will fulfill your dreams. The mere tokens of success are feeble substitutes for success itself. Real success always comes from the inside and spreads outward. Don't waste your time chasing a fleeting, superficial image of fulfillment. Put your energy into creating and living the magnificent substance of your dreams. The moments you'll always treasure are the moments when you allow yourself to be authentically you. Choose to fill your life with those golden moments. Let go of the self-defeating desire to take what anyone else may have. What you have and what you can do with it are so very much better.

Bright And Beautiful
Bright and beautiful future Those who preach endlessly about how bad things are, do so mainly to advance their own power and influence. Instead of being frightened into submission by the negative scenarios, choose to follow the positive possibilities. Life has always been challenging, and it will continue to be. Yet that is no reason to be gloomy or fearful, for in every challenge there is great opportunity. Whatever you focus on will grow stronger and more influential in your world. Choose to focus on creative, innovative, loving, respectful and beautiful ways to move forward. Those who obsess over assigning blame only end up making the problems worse. What you can do now is far more important than who is at fault. If you give your energy to fear and hatred, whatever you fear and whatever you despise will grow bigger and more imposing. Is that really what you want? The future is as bright and beautiful as you decide to see it. See it, live it, and make it so.

The Goodness
The goodness deep within Be honest with yourself. And you will see the wonder that is all around you. Drop any pretense of cynicism. And allow your spirit to marvel at the exquisite, graceful beauty in even the smallest of things. Much of what you long for is already well within your reach. Let go of the doubts, fears, and assumptions that keep you locked out of life's best possibilities. Look at the world with eyes full of wonder, gratitude, hope and purpose. What you truly desire is exactly the same as what you are destined to accept and create. Become comfortable and familiar with the goodness that is deep within you. It resonates perfectly with the intractable goodness that holds the world together. Though there may be constant turmoil on the surface of life, all is well deep within. Connect with the goodness that is inside you, and you'll discover the positive possibilities all around.

What Is Your Dream
What is your dream?There has never been a better time to follow your dreams. Incredible tools that help you to express your dream, and to connect with others who share and appreciate it. The world is looking for vision and direction. We've figured out how to do things, we're looking for people to tell us why. The time is ripe for dreamers who dream big dreams, captivating, compelling dreams. Everyone has a dream. We all have dreams as children. The trouble is, they often get buried. We become disenchanted with our dreams because they don't magically appear. Realize that just having the dream isn't enough -- you need the discipline and the commitment to follow that dream. And remember -- if you're not following your own dream, you're following someone else's

Where Is Your Mind???
Where your mind is What do you think about your current situation? What do you think about the possibilities that are available to you at this moment? What you think has a direct and undeniable connection to what you do. So it pays to keep your mind focused on the highest and the best. Where your mind is right now is where your life will soon be. The thousands of thoughts that you think each day provide the stage upon which you perform. The outer performance is driven by the inner thoughts. Thoughts of confidence, effectiveness, strength and positive achievement will lead to truly great performances. Consider all the things you say to yourself as every day goes along. Each one is an opportunity for you to direct your mind in precisely the way you choose. Use all your thoughts, the little ones, the big ones, and all the rest, to put your mind in a positive, empowering place. Enjoy the journey as your great thoughts lead you surely and steadily to greatness

Whatever You Decide
Whatever you decide If you allow others to define happiness for you, then you're not going to truly experience it. If you allow others to dictate what your dreams should be, you will never reach them. The way to surely and reliably realize your dreams is to choose the ones that have real meaning for you. The way to know happiness is by allowing it to be what you want it to be. Happiness is whatever you decide it is. And as such, it is always well within your reach. In any circumstance, happiness is yours to define and to know. No outside factor, no other person, no twist of fate can keep happiness away from you when you allow it to flow out from you. Putting conditions and restrictions on happiness keeps it at a distance away from you. Let go of the restrictions, and happiness is free to fill your awareness. The smallest, plainest, simplest moment can be fertile ground for the most extraordinary happiness. Let happiness be from you, and it will absolutely be with you.

The Power Of Humility
The power of humility In genuine humility, there is enormous power. Free yourself from the demands of your ego, and there is no limit to where you can go. Let go of your desire to control others, and you vastly improve the ability to control, focus and direct your own actions. Let go of the illusion that you already know it all, and you open yourself to higher levels of enlightenment. Move beyond the need to blame, and you gain a greater degree of responsibility. Get past the impulse to place judgments on others, and you're able to focus much more clearly on matters of real and lasting value. Give up the thought that you're better than everyone else, and a whole new world of opportunity opens up to you. Stop seeking unfair advantage, and you're free to develop an unstoppable effectiveness. Quit demanding the most and start expecting the best. You'll experience a level of true abundance that you never before could have imagined. Live each moment with humility, love

Deep Inside
Deep inside There are things you can see, things you can hear, things you can touch, taste and smell. And beyond all those, there are things you can know. There is wisdom within you that requires no outside validation. There are things your heart knows that nothing can dispute. Don't become so caught up in material, worldly matters that you ignore the miraculous living presence always glowing inside you. Pay attention to the incomprehensible essence that is your life. In your hands you hold things that, sooner or later, will rust and decay. In your heart you can keep things that are timeless. Food, clothing and shelter sustain and protect your body. Be sure to sustain and nourish your spirit just as diligently. Deep inside the person the world sees, is the real and indivisible person you are. Let your inner self play an active and positive role in all you do.

Light A Candle
Light a candle I am writing this by candlelight. On my desk are two sources of illumination -- a computer that is powered by one of the most complex and powerful devices ever made by man, and a candle. A candle is the essence of simplicity. Just some wax and a string. It is easy to make, easy to use, and easy to understand. Candles give just enough light, but not too much. They are dependable and beautiful. What is it that draws us to candlelight? We keep vigils with candles, worship with them, dine with them, put them on our birthday cakes, and keep them around as backup illumination. Perhaps candles are so fascinating because they are a metaphor for life itself. We light them, they burn brightly for a while, then grow dim and finally burn out. They are at the same time robust and fragile. Each candle flickers in its own unique way, and when many of them are burning together the results can be magnificent. Keep your candle burning brighly!

U Are Somebody
You are somebody There's no need for you to strive to be somebody. You are somebody already, with your own unique gifts to offer life. What a waste it would be to spend your whole life seeking to be someone you're not. What a true joy it is to spend your moments expressing and fulfilling the authentic person you are. Today is a day to dance your own dance, to sing your own song. Live the joy that is yours to live, and create the beauty that is yours to give. Pay no attention to the fleeting, superficial vision of success that the world seeks to sell you. Build a success that has real meaning for you by being true to who you are. Most of the disappointments you've experienced have been the result of striving to follow someone else's dream. Let go of the need to do that, and feel the freedom, the amazing effectiveness, and the exhilaration of living a purpose that is truly you. You are somebody unique, valuable, beautiful and worthy of the best life has to offer. Now is th

Imagine
Dare to imagine In your mind you can go anywhere. And where your mind consistently goes, the rest of your life will follow. There is no limit to what you can imagine. And what you imagine, you have already begun to create. Allow your thoughts to travel often to beautiful and magnificent places. In your mind, construct all the rich details of the life you wish to live. In order to reach for a dream, you must know what it looks like, how it feels, and where it is. Long before you actually get there, your mind can enable you to experience all these things. Every success is first a success of the imagination. What wonderful pathways will you dare to imagine? Set your imagination free, and it will show you who you are. Let imagination guide your efforts, and your dreams will be fulfilled.

Live On Purpose
Live this moment, live this day on purpose. Choose to create the world around you according to your most deeply held values. Life is not a random accident. Whatever is happening in your life at any time is the result of some specific set of thoughts and actions. Instead of complaining about your circumstances, get busy and create some new ones. Reach down into the purpose that is within you and connect that purpose with all you do. When your actions have no real basis in meaning, then the slightest setback can stop you cold. By contrast, when you give true purpose to each day, even the most difficult challenges will serve to lift you ever higher. Your most treasured dreams are yours for a very good reason. You are the one special person who can make them real. Do yourself a big favor and give this day a meaningful purpose. Feel the stimulating, dynamic energy of life as you truly make a positive difference in your world.

Make It Count
Don't miss out on the value in this moment by wishing that it had somehow been different. Live it for all that it can be. Don't let this beautiful day slip uselessly through your fingers while consumed with worry about what tomorrow will bring. Make full use of the time you now have, and that will put you in the best position to face anything that may come. Whatever your age, or level of physical ability, or financial situation, there is something positive and valuable you can do right now. Consider all the beautiful choices that life is currently making available to you, and then seize the best of them. You already know how satisfying it feels to make a positive difference. Realize that you now have the opportunity to experience that satisfaction again, right where you are. Life is happening all around you right now. This moment is precisely what you make it. Make it full, and rich, and memorable and valuable. Give your best to this moment and truly make it count.

Work Your Way Through
Work your way through Some of your efforts will bring valuable results. Other efforts will bring valuable experience. No effort is wasted when you choose to value it. Everything you do serves to eventually move you forward. Anticipate what might go wrong and take steps to avoid those things. But don't make the mistake of avoiding action altogether just because there might be problems. When the goal is worthy and meaningful, get busy and make it happen. Focus on the end result, expect the best, and make the commitment to deal with any obstacles that might arise. Sure, it's easy to compile a list of excuses for not taking action. But that will get you precisely nowhere. Though you know it won't always be easy going, take bold steps forward anyway. Be willing to meet the resistance that you know will come, and to work your way through, and real achievement is surely yours.

Money
Hey does anyone know how I can use my computer to make money. Not one of those scams you see on tv, but really make some cash on the internet? I'd love to quit my job and just stay here and make money and not have to do anything else. I hate my job so if anyone knows anything would you please let me know?

Stuff About Me
Yeah I know this is supposed to be on my profile but I didn't have enough room lol. Anywho, I love to spend time with my man and my kids. I would kill for my family. I love them more than anything in the world....ALL of my family. I also love Nascar. Dale Jr kicks ass (let the legend live on). I also love Indie....God Danika Patrick is fuggin HAWT! LOL!! I love music....LIVE for it! I love Rock, Metal, Country, Rap, R&B, Techno, Gothic Industrial, and Oldies. I also play bass guitar and I sing lol. I love to make new friends, but I will let you know right now that I DO NOT take ANY bullshit from ANYONE. You piss me off....you're gonna be sorry. But other than that, I'm a very easy person to get along with. I'm somewhat shy at first but I warm up QUICKLY lol. Anything else you wanna know, just ask.

What I Hate
what i fucking hate: men that raise their fist to a woman. men that can't fuckin tell the truth. men that fuckin play head games. i hate posers! men that choose their "toys" and bitches over their family.. anyways i need to hush because this will turn into a male bashing thing... and not all men are the same. just because one asshole acts dumb don't mean they all are one!!

Unofficial Fubar Song
Irish Drinking Song (Flogging Molly) Well I stumbled and I am all drunk and full of smoke. My wife said I have had enough, that's it, I'm sick, get out! So I stumbled down to Kelly's pub across the edge of town and I told the boys me story and we had another round We'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! We'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! And if I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight! We'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty whore. She'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep for Mary McGregor finally got some sleep. We'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! We'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight! And if I see a pretty girl, I'll sleep with her tonight! We'll drink

Friends
Dear Friends, I strive to rate most if not all my friends pics. However lately noone had been returning the favor. Ive entered this situation lightly and started rating 5-10 pics of friends to see if id get the same response and still nothing. As of 1 week from today, all those who dont return the favor i will take back my rate and unfan. For all those who return the favor i will continue rating ALL of ur pics. For those who have been loyal THANKS MUCH!!!!

Saying "thank You" To Our Soldiers Overseas
Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, http://www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is serving in Iraq . You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them..

11-18-07
Daily Horoscope: Cancer For November 18,2007 There's plenty you still don't know yet -- that's how life stays interesting. It's a good time to explore new territory, as your emotional strength is peaking and you can tell that things are getting better. Sure hope so 8-P

Just For Today
Here are some simple ways to bring happiness into your life. I Thought I'd share with you the words of Dr. Mikao Usui, founder of the Usui Reiki Ryoho Gakkai method of Reiki: Just for today do not anger - Just for today do not worry - Just for today, be humble Just for today, be honest in your work Just for today, Be compassionate to yourself and others Earn your living honestly - Show gratitude to every living thing.

Pray For Soldiers
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s

Phobias
I am Aichmophobia which is a great fear of needles, Ornithoscelidaphobia which is a great fear of Dinosaurs, and i'm deathly afraid of driving off a bridge or cliff into a lake or ocean and being stuck underwater, trying to get out before i drown.

New Job
hey so yeah i start my new job tommorow so i wont be around much any more.... but i will be here as much as i can so like say hello whenever you see me or whenever you are bored or summin lol yeah see ya soon xxxx

Roommate Needed (again!)
Roommate Needed (AGAIN!) i know that i already done one of these but there's been a change in circumstances and the girl that wanted the position...well, she can't afford to anymore. if i remember correctly, the following is what i wanted in a roommate: between the ages of 20-30 preferably no kids absolutely NO pets can afford min. of $320/mo willing to live in the beautiful Anderson, MO area you can ask your questions here in this blog and i will return them as soon as i can.

Job Interview...by Daisy Girl!
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and p

If You Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX. CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. Don't Be Shy All In Good Fun....... REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME ALONE

Family Only
ok this blog is for the friends i got in family!i recently made a fubar family album and i want to put to normal pics of all of u in there. as the photo comment ill put the link to your page. so ppl know who u are and posssible add u. any ways i had to make this because i got in trouble yesterday for rippin someones 2 pics... most of you that are on this list i already asked. so if i asked u already just ignore this blog. THANK YOU for taking the time to read this. its important cuzz i wanna add you all in my album.... oh by the way i got 4 spots left anyone wanna be in my family? 1. '~SWEET SEXY LATINA~NIGHT WALKER BOMBERS~FU-WIFEY TO SOUJAMAN~LATINA MAFIA ~CLUB FAR~' 2. '♥MISS CHERRY™♥' 3. Chrissy '*Fubar Plus Size Pinup Girl*' Im a Fu-King Tornado?!?!?! Woot Woot!!! Rate My Profile Please over here- 4. '♥HOT Marina♥Lust goddess♥ *GF to Gary* ♥member to Club F.A.R' 5. Hard 2 Handle 6.'۞St

Grandson!!
I had just walked in the door at 10 am in the morn from a hard night babysitting kids, with hardly any sleep at all.. I turn to go to the ladies room an my grandson walks out of his room which I didn't see an said to me MawMaw are you NOT suppose to tell me something today??? I then got a big grin on my face an hollered to him "Happy 9th Birthday M". An then he was happy he just started smiling really big. It dont take much sometimes to make a child happy does it?

Chosen One
Chosen one by: Flaming Lips (smog cover) Well, you're a wild horse On a collision course With the sun I wanted to ride that wild horse Into the sun But I no longer think That I'm your chosen one On no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Maybe it's best for you to ride Ride into the sun Because I no longer think That I'm your chosen one Oh no, I no longer think That I'm your chosen one

Hot Topics
Just because it's on my mind, here are some things that I find super incredibly hot, in no particular order: - When a girl bites her lip, eyes closed, while climaxing. There's just something cute about that. - Naughty photos of: legs, "teasing pics", shorts, undies, closeups... I could go on forever. - When my sweetie wraps her legs tightly around me as we make love - The sight of my sweetie on all fours, looking back over her shoulder. - Hearing about female masturbation. If she can get herself off, she'll probably be a lotter better between the sheets than if she couldn't. - Bullet point lists.

Rottenly-sweet
im freakin so stoked about going home to washington...right now im in missouri and its all good here but i miss home...i cant wait ...walking to mcdonalds in the snow at 11 at night ...yelling at the downstairs neighbors while they fight....its gonna be the best x-mas ever!!!! heck yes!

Leaving
I will be gone for 2 weeks for the Thanksgiving holiday. I will get on when I can an check my fubar I hope all my friends in America have a GREAT Turkey Day!!To all my other friends abroad I will miss you also....an ONE CERTAIN PERSON inpaticular I will miss an im sure YOU KNOW who you are heh P.K.A.B.

How To Stay Young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's! 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and Lots of time with HIM/HER. 6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself. LIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good,

Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....th

Another Silly Joke
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat

Make Each Day Count!
In a casual text message conversation just now, one of my Fubar friends and a member of my bomber family, Mandah, was telling me how she was standing outside in the snow waiting for her mom to come pick her up. Her mom is disabled and she was going to go with her to Walmart to help her do her grocery shopping. It made me think, how many people probably would have been irritated by having to stop their lives to help someone else out, even a family member. But she just said, "I don't mind helping my mom". It made me think of my mom, who died suddenly and unexpectedly at the age of 58 (almost 7 years ago) from a stroke. It made me think back wether there were times she wanted or needed me to do anything with her or for her and it inconvenienced me.....I can't really remember anything specifically. But it makes me wonder, would I have spent more time with her and lived differently had I known she would be taken from me so early and way too soon. Of course I would have. We NEVER KNOW whe

Tell You Something...
If I had no more time No more time to be here Would you cherish what we had? Was I everything that you was looking for? If I couldn't feel your touch And no longer would you be here,I'd be wishing you was here To be everything that ive been looking for for i don't want to forget the present is a gift, and i don't want to take for granted the time you may have here with me cause lord only knows another day here is not really guaranteed So everytime you hold me, hold me like it's the last time Everytime you kiss me, kiss me like you'll never see me again Everytime you touch me, touch me like it's the last time Promise that you'll love me, love me like you'll never see me again How many really know what love is? millions never will, don't know until you lose it That is everything that we've been looking for When i wake up in the morning and your beside me, Im so grateful that ive found, evthing that i have been looking for... Alicia Keys...

If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... ********** THE NEW VERSIONS..... ********** Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ................. If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ********** Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ................. Don't worry, she will come back. ********** Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ................. If she ever comes back, ask her why. ********** Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ................. *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her Free again, repeat * ********** Bill Gates : If you love someone, Set her free, If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. ********** Finance expert : If you love someo

My Bar Tab
This is fun to do. The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your tota l fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive dr

What Not To Put On A Resume
These are some (allegedly) real-life examples of: What NOT To Put on a Resume. => "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets." => "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store." => "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." => "Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting." => "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet." => "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." => "I am a rabid typist." => "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business." => "Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far." => "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one." => "References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me." => "Don't take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers."

Grandma's Love
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man. The man said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but she is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend. Grandma's minister fainted.

When Girls Drink Too Much...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woohoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9, We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. 10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

A Short Story....
This story has been circulating around for awhile. A great note for all to read. It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room ' s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. ? Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window

Did I Do The Right Thing Or Not???
Im not feelin too good right now... I was shopping at albertsons and before I went in I noticed a young girl sittin behind a pillar and she wasnt doin too good... heard her sniffle, you could tell she was crying... she couldnt have been more than 17 or 18 yrs old if that. so I passed by and asked her if she was ok and she looked up and said yes... so I went and did my shopping... kinda killed me cause I have kids and Id die to see them outside alone and nothing goin on... on my way out she was playin with a match book still sittin inthe same place... I asked her again if she was ok knowing she had no place to go... so she said im alright just life ... yeah I told her , it sucks... she said yeah it did... so I was puttin the groceries in and asked her if she needed to make a phone call or something, she said no one would answer... Killed me,,, kept on puttin groceries in my truck and asked her if she was hungry... she looked up realy quick and said yeah... theres a chinese food place

Evil Kind Of Funnies
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." Mind you, I did not write it! 8-P

Why?
Why is it that when you really care about someone you feel so helpless to their needs? Why do you feel you can do nothing to make or keep them happy? I want to help them, be there for them, and keep them smiling, but I am being pushed away and it is making really sad inside. I always want to be a great friend to people and I understand we have our hard times and alot of us have been through alot of rough shit in our days, but why must we push away the ones that care about us the most. I guess this is one of life's mysteries that I will never understand.

Get This $#!t
I can't believe this . I had an 82 chevy 1..2 ton pickup that i got about 4 years ago,, its a Beast,, all primer grey with dents and rust everywhere, to look at it , it was a P.O.S. but that truck was my buddy. well I got up yesterday and left to go to work and somebody had stolen it. Those few of you out there that know me well know Exactly how I feel about my baby..buddy..truck. I'm heartbroken that he's gone. I'm the type of person that does'nt care what other people think about my vehicles,, i like unique things. I'm working all of the magick that I can muster but I could Always use a little help. Just think of the mental picture of the police calling me telling me they found my truck abandoned. Gods willing that will actually happen soon. One thing that kinda throws a little salt in the wound for me is there were 6 brand new vehicles parked near my truck when it was stolen including a lexus a durango and an escalade,,, and the prick chose MY truck :-(. Take care I'm gonna run, and

* The Emerald Tablets Of Thoth The Atlantean *
T h e E m e r a l d T a b l e t s o fT h o t h t h e A t l a n t e a n Translation & Interpretation by Doreal A LITERAL TRANSLATION AND INTERPRETATION OF ONE OF THE MOST ANCIENT AND SECRET OF THE GREAT WORKS OF THE ANCIENT WISDOM TABLE OF CONTENTS PREFACE to the original - Emerald Tablets of Thoth the Atlantean http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Preface INTRODUCTION to the origina - Interpretation of the Emerald Tablets http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Intro TABLET I: The History of Thoth, The Atlantean http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablets.html#Tablet%20I TABLET II: The Halls of Amenti http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet2.html TABLET III: The Key of Wisdom http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet3.html TABLET IV: The Space Born http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet4.html TABLET V: The Dweller of Unal http://chapeltibet.cnchost.com/ct/Tablet5.html TABLET VI: The Key of Magic http://chapeltib

Just A Poem Of Mine
You were out there, And I found you. I think you were waiting just for me. Were you lonely out there? It was just a matter of time before I came. I'm here now, just for you. Now were together in a sensual dance. Twin souls, twirling slowly together forever. I knew it when I found you, you were waiting for me. Let twirl together in a wonderful dance.

I'll Be Away-
hey everyone! starting tomorrow, i'll be working 70+ hours/week until the beginning of december. i don't think i'm gonna have much free time to get online. *tears* lmao anyhow, wanted you to know...i'm not being a rude bitch & ignoring you. lmao i wish you all a happy thanksgiving!! please have a drink or two for me. talk to you when i get back! don't forget to come by & leave me love while i'm gone! i'll return it when i get back. muah-hugz-lickz-nibblez

All U Need To Know About Me
NAME: LANA AGE: 25 LOCATION: WELLINGTON,NEW ZEALAND SIBLINGS: 1 SISTER OLDS NAME: PAT AND JEMMA NATIONALITY: COOK ISLAND/SAMOAN. SEX: FEMALE MARITAL STATUS: SINGLE CHILINS: 1 Hi well that is who i am.lol. Now i am a mum and a single 1 at that. My daughter jemma is 6. She can be a pain in the assssssss. well thats all u need to know about me.lol. bye

Relationships
Many questions go through my mind. As I am sure it does many of you. What I don't understand is why is it so hard to find true love? When people look for a mate they look for things they have in common, same interests, and same passions. Compatibilty isn't such a big issue. If you really care for someone or love them you learn to enjoy the samethings or you just plain don't. But why try and change someone? For instance when someone ses you there are qualities they love about you. They decide wether to get to know you or not. But then when they take the step of dating they always try and change you. Every relationship is going to have differences that is what makes people interesting. But when u choose to be with someone it's because of what you have in common or the attraction you have. So why get together and then live together to just want to change that person. Then why not find someone thta has the qualities and likeness that you want? So make the person miserable and make them

My Life In Music
so you open up whatever type of music player you have and put it on random or shuffle, and go in order... its pretty self explainitory... here is mine!!! Opening Credits: “Gossip Folk” Missy Elliott Waking Up: “Don’t Do Me Like That” Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers First day of School: “Come Sail Away” Styx Falling in Loving: “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” cover by Yellowcard Fight Song: “All The Small Things” Blink 182 Breaking Up: “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” Celion Dion Prom: “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” Jet Life: “Me So Horny” 2 Live Crew Mental Breakdown: “Get Me Outta Here” Jet Driving: “Bubble” Sean Paul Flashback: “calm Before The Storm” Fallout Boy Wedding: “Basketcase” Greenday Birth Of a Child: “Rain Man” Eminem Final Battle: “So Long Friend” Gym Class Heros Death Scene: “Ways and Means” Snow Patrol Funeral Song: “The Chicken Dance” Ray Castoldi End Credi

Poem
Today one more angel found her way home. There she was embraced with angels of her own. She opened her arms and was warmly embraced. With a tearful reunion she wiped the tears from her face. She turned and looked down from the heavens above, she remebered how much she was loved. The tears in her families eyes hit her hard as they said their goodbyes. Here on earth our hearts are sad even the tears make us mad. The tears are of sorrow and of joy because we will miss her but we know that another Angel has found her way home. From Nona Busick

My Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Our Lives
Two separate lives In a web of lies All tangled up Nowhere to hide The webs about to brake All the truths will come out The pain soon after The cheating and beating The yelling and screaming I will try to mend the web Try to fix it up Try to deny the truth I know what you do One else needs to know Let them think its grate That everything is prefect I know its not right But I dont care Because I love you I dont care what you do Its just me and you And thats all it needs to be.

Soccer
My 2 beautiful step daughters each played in tournaments this weekend under14 and under19 Kayla the younger one won all three games went to the championship round and took 2nd against a team that was very aggressive and lost only a few games during the regular season. Way to go girl. Brianna the under19s also won all three of there games but had less points so they played for 3rd and fourth place. They took 3rd so proud of both of them. They each scored a goal sat. first of the season for both. Now we are on to the founders cup and winter league they keep us busy but it is worth it. They are awesome kids. They played their hearts out.

Taz
we know what it is we never talk we forget it we leave it till it's too late we never say i'm sorry we never get to say goodbye we live to regret we never forgive we have a pain we have a guilt we try to get on we never cry we have a smile we have a joke we wither inside we carry on we put on a mask we smile to the world we say..not me we wait we in the end there is no we it is us as a family

Bollywoodzone
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Why The Drama?
So, I have been seeing all these drama bulletins lately. To be honest, unless it personally affects me I don't get involved and I really don't care. I will always be here for all of friends to talk to. My heart truly goes out to those that are harmed in anyway by the drama. It is heartbreaking to see a good person hurt by lies or by someone just being an ass. I personally think that if you cheat or knowingly spread malicious untruths about someone you should have your account deleted. However, before deleting any accounts you should have proof beyond a reasonable doubt that the offender deserves this punishment. I realize that with over a million people on fubar it is hard for the bouncers and other administration staff to keep up with everyone and everything. I am a patient person. I can wait...for a bit for someone to do the right thing. As I said before I will always be here for all you my friends. However, do not assume that I am immediately going to be on your sid

What Is The World Coming To?
ok, i am getting ready this morning and i am thinking here...yah hold on ya'll lol. anyways.. what is the world coming to? i remember back when we never had to get finger printed, crimminal background nor a drug test had to be done for a job.... so when did this all come about? or am i just dumb and its been here forever but just never paid any attention? so on this note... i am getting ready to get finger printed... already had the crimminal background and drug test done.. have a good day..

Watch Your Dogs, Please!!!
I am posting this in honour of my two boys, both of which are now gone. the reason they are gone is because i felt that it was wrong to keep them chained up. Well, they would have been better on a chain, then laying on the side of the highway. Anyone who knows me, knows that my dogs are my children, as with many of you fellow dog lovers. ( I have more pictures of my puppy, than I do of my daughters! ) This is a very hard thing for me to do, burying two of them within a month. And before you unleash on me, I DID pay aattention to the first death, I just thought that this was not a problem with the younger dog. Unfortunately, I was very wrong. No matter how well you think your dog is trained, there is always something that may appear more interesting than obediance.( In my case, there are deer running around the fields that adjoin our property, and he had not seen deer before. Apparently, a frightened deer lured him across the street, but he didnt make it.) It only takes ONE time

Random Rants....
The tears of sadness roll down my face as my life is changing for the better and yet, no one has taken your place. The growth, the new sights, the anger and fears, so many emotions masked by these tears and yet, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard. The changes of life the one we once knew... you think i am still longing for something... oh, i am, but...that person is not you. We are both different now.. we have grown so much apart. My head is so much stronger now, as your starts to fall apart. I try to talk to you tell you how life should be.. I understand now, i fully know your heart is not with me. I try and show you, there is a different life I try and show you, she really isn't that nice. I long to hear your voice sometimes when you come back as my friend... but when I hear that voice, its not the one meant to mend. Still... all along, Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard. As much as I am here for you now.. I will be just the

Three Morals
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! The morals of this story: 1) Not everyone who drops crap on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3) And when you’re in deep doo-doo, keep your mouth shut.

Special Thank You To My Friends!
I really don't know how to start this out or ever know where to begin with the thoughts i have. The past couple of weeks it just been non stop thoughts running through my head. Looking back on my life and seeing all the little mistakes i made. Which i shouldn't do, but it's so hard not too when you have lost to much in your life. You try not to dwell on it or make it worse then it is. Always look at it from a positive light, but sometimes you can't always do that. You need to take the bad with the good. Trying to be strong and being strong are two very different things. I guess there is apart of me that is strong, but there is apart that is trying. Life is so different for me at this moment in time. I look back on the years of my life and think why was i so angry, when i had everything i could have ever wanted? Why did i treat some people the way i did? Why couldnt' i just smiled and be happy with what was given to me instead of screwing it up? Then i turn around and think it wouldn't

Sex
10 scientific reasons to have sex Emailed by Dr. Azfar Hussain from Karachi, Pakistan 1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle

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umm i was just wonering this use to to be cherry tap right ??? what the hell is this another fucking myspace junk site ???? yaaaaay we can get hit on buy lil high school gurls whats wrong with these people ??????

Most Functional Word In English Language
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ

American Soldier Christmas Cards...
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to this address. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful special people who have sacrificed so much would get. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Aven ue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 pass it on

To All Military Guys!!! When A Woman Truly Loves You
When a woman loves a military man... 1.) If she wasn't emotional before, that is all about to change. 2.) You getting a higher rank could just mean an automatic free lay. 3.) Get her a pair of dog tags, ASAP, This is crucial, she will never take them off. 4.) Most of the time, you losing reception during training is your fault. (Though, she will eventually understand) 5.) Most of the time, everything is your fault. (This especially goes for when she is pregnant) 6.) She WILL start talking like your guys and you talk, including using your last names. 7.) Her patriotism could out-do most of your men... she will be proud... VERY PROUD. 8.) Be Ready: your car will end up with a yellow ribbon magnet or an "I LOVE MY _____" sticker eventually. (if you have separate cars, hers will DEFINITLY have these) 9.) She will most likely need a pair of dog tags to hang from the car's rear view mirror. (see 3) 10.) Every week she'll have "another song" that makes her thi

Poems By Me For You
Silent Pain Lonely tears slipping down my cheeks silently falling to the pages below leaving it scared with memories and feelings, scalding tears- The first markings in a blank book, Shadows reach past me through my boundries, Beyond my defences,Drawing their finger across the page smuding my tears tracing a tell-tale line of sorrow, Where joy might have been. But, with each passing second the marks fade leaving the world unaware of my pain.

Dj @ The Ace Cafe
Come join me in the Ace Cafe for some great music and fun. I DJ on Wed & Thurs morning 9-11 am. That is Pst. 11-1 central and 12-2 eastern. We have lots of fun in there so come support me both those days. Also come listen to all the other awesome DJ's and don't forget to subscribe to the lounge. We have lots of crazy people in there!

Dj-nyc Rhymebook
DJ-NYC RHYMEBOOK 1.) I AM I MIGHT NOT LOOK LIKE A PROTOTYPICAL RAPPER TO THE ORDINARY EYE I MIGHT JUST LOOK LIKE A FAKE BUT MY RHYMES WILL PROVIDE THE TRUTH FOR THE VISUAL MISTAKE DON’T JUDGE ME ON MY FIGURE AND MY LOOKS ALONE CAUSE IM DA SUICIDAL KING, SITTING ON MY THRONE LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE SUICIDAL CREW DA PUPPETMASTER, GT, AND PHAT BOI TOO TOGETHER AS ONE WE FORM DA LYRICAL ARMY GOING TO WAR WITH ANYONE THAT IS READY TO FIGHT WHEN WERE DONE WIT U, WE’LL LEAVE U SPEECHLESS AND WITHOUT ANY SIGHT YOU HAVE UR MIRANDA RIGHTS WHICH MEANS U HAVE A RIGHT TO SILENCE ANY MOVE YOU MAKE WILL RESULT IN ACT OF VIOLENCE EVERY TIME I’M IN THE STUDIO, IT’S LIKE A FIGHT AND A STRUGGLE LISTENING TO OTHER RAPPERS, AND THEN MAKING UP A REBUTTAL I SPEND MORE TIMES WITH MY RHYMES THAN I ACTUALLY DO WITH MY WIFE IT’S A SHAME THAT MY CAREER IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE I AM A MODERN DAY VERSION OF DR. FRANKENSTEIN THE KIND OF RHYMES THAT I SPIT SHOULD BE CONSIDE

Application For A Piece Of Ass
Application for a Piece of Ass (FORM 69) Personal data Name_______________________________ Address_________________________________________Age_____________ Home phone ( )______________________ Cell: ( )______________________ Occupation_____________________ Hair color___________Eye color________________ Weight______Height______Waist size_________ Have you been "FIXED"? Y N Penis: small medium large extra large Do you like to: a) suck b) chew c) nibble d) caress e) squeeze f) bite g) kiss h) lick i) all the above j) none of the above k) other (specify) _________________ Can you stay out late? Y N Can you stay out for the weekend? Y N Do you like oral sex? Y N Giving? Receiving? Both? Lights on? Y N While in the act, do you?: a) cry b) moan c)) scream d) scratch e) talk dirty f) grunt g) just lay there h) all of the above i) none of the above When you cum do you: a) wiggle b) wobble c)

Fear
Fear directs you Takes you to a place Shows you another face Tricks you, Hides you Leads you , Freaks you out Follows you Hides the true you Fear takes you one way Throws you another way Finds the truth And scares you Fear is here Will never leave Control it Heed it Welcome it And fear will subside Conquer your fear Be proud Just watch out For it can always come back

All 80's All The Time Come Inside And Have Some Fun
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) You pick the style you want to hear

Go F**k Youself Response
Now that you have, dare I say, made your opinion on this matter more than abundantly clear, might I finally be afforded the opportunity to respond? Thank you. You have spoken eloquently, and I do appreciate your directness and candor. However, after due consideration of your most adamant proposal, I regret to inform you that I will neither be going nor fucking myself, not now and not in the foreseeable future. I say this knowing full well the extent to which your proposal concerning the fucking of myself was emphasized, both with hand gestures and the raising of your voice beyond that of civil conversation, and despite the evident urgency which moved you to repeat the recommendation seven times in rapid succession. As much as I, as a gentleman, would like to accommodate you, I am nonetheless afraid that I must reject your suggestion out of hand. I find it flatly untenable. And though I appreciate the concern manifest in your statement regarding the use to which I might

Shadowcat's Evil Side
I've decided that sex is overrated...and I highly doubt I'm gonna find anyone soon (male or female) who is going to convince me otherwise... I'm just getting really sick of people(mainly guys) who brag about how good they are in bed when they really suck...and then they give you that bullshit line "this has never happened before"...I mean come on...I might believe that if you were a confirmed virgin...but if you're a certified manwhore and you blow in bed...there's definately something wrong...I can't even find a decent chick in this goddamn town either...believe me I've looked... ok...so I think I may be asking too much...I want someone who is good in bed and not a COMPLETE Jackass... preferably someone who can hold down a job and not think that the only reason I would look at them is for money or some other stupid reason like that...I have a brain...I want my playthings to have brains as well...it's no fun to break stupid things...

R.i.p Brother
Today they put you down in a whole, preached and slung snot, to save your soul, pretending they knew you, when few really did, I sat and wondered, what you would say, if only they knew, the hell we raised, we've had our parties, chicks we run through, brother I make a promise to you, your kids won't go hungry, won't need for a thing, so rest well and relax, keep the kegs cold, I'm not far behind ya... R.I.P BROTHER...

Father Inlaw Passed Away
this morning my wife found her father dead so it maybe a while before i can get in here and enjoy the fubar fun ive growed a cussom to all of you are great if you a preying person please prey for them they are in need of help thank you all for being my friends in the past and i look toward the future for your friendship, support and love thank you your friend tony

Just Hangin
You have a Sexual IQ of 120 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Take Time.
We live in a world of speed and convience. Our lives are so fast paced and driven by work or other various tasks in our lives. We no longer take the time to know the importance of even the smallest things that we experience. We need to take a minute, hour or a day notice these things. The saying goes take time to smell the roses. Well take the time to smell the roses, feel the rain, smell the air and enjoy the wonderful things that makes the world the place it is. To miss the simple things that we have been given would be a tragdy. Life was meant to live not to just exist. Hope everyone has something that gives you a reason to feel, see, smell, listen and enjoy.

Man Laws!!!!
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Man Laws
MAN LAWS..... THE NOW WRITTEN RULES 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a stri

Funny Lil Sex Poems I Get..
bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be nasty use your toung to make it tasty.... roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour...... Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!......... Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply.......... Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream...... Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid........ roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine......... roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed.....

Money For Christmas
OK I did this as a mumm, but I know that some people don't do mumms, so I thought I would post it here too. How much do you spend on your child for Christmas? My husband is saying that buying a Nintendo DS for $129 is too much to spend. He spent $50 on his younger sister, But for my son he says there is a $100 limit and just wants to get him clothes. Dylan is only 11, he doesn't want clothes, he wants games and stuff. His mom and stepdad have money to spend on their daughter why can he afford to spend $50 on her but say $100 for my son is too much!! He says that he will get toys when he goes to his dad's house and from my parents. I think it is pretty bad when my mom is planning on spending more on Christmas for my son then his stepfather is. I think it has something to do with his sister is his sister and my son is not any blood relation to him. I don't think he is looking at the situation fairly. PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU THINK!!

The Penis Study...
The Penis Study: In 1997, Harvard funded a study to see why the head of a penis was bigger than the rest of it. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, Yale decided to do their own. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Mississippi State, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Quick Florida Trip
we drove down to Gainesville yesterday morning to watch the Gators women soccer team play UCF in the NCAA tournament. Since we were early, we decide to walk around campus. Now, all my friends know that I'm a HUGE Gators football fan. Well, you know I had to check out the stadium. I'm taking pictures and I really wanted one of me on the field. I see this 10 year old boy on the field so I hop onto the field so we can take my picture...not 30 seconds later, this dude starts yelling at us to get off the field. Now i have a picture of me running off the field, not quite what I had in mind. Yelling at us and the other family wasn't enough, he told us we had to leave the stadium. :( it was soooo worth it though because I'm sure that i'll never get tickets to a Florida game in this lifetime. Having my picture taken under the orange part of the wall that says "This is The Swamp" is priceless