Fubar Blogs 5

I Give Up
Well this is it I give up. I am leaving Fubar. as of one week from today I will be deleting my account unless I start getting some points. In the last 3 weeks I have only gotten around 300 pts, which tells me I am either too old,or too ugly to keep pace. I have spent hours rating photos and stashes but only a couple have even bothered to rate me back so I can take a hint. To those who are my friends here I will miss you. You can keep in touch via Yahoo Messenger my SN is bigjack6ft5 ... email bigjack6ft5@yahoo.com drop me a line if you wish. Good bye and God Bless Jack

For All Who Can't Read
Ok for all of you fu's who either CANNOT read or just plain REFUSE to read my profile and how I feel about certain things, I have a video here for you that will show you the results of your silly behaviors. Getting in my shoutbox about nsfw pics, getting in my shout saying you can make me feel real good in bed, emailing me similar requests, and stalking will result in you starring in this video. Please do not put yourself in this position LOL! Please watch video to get the picture. BRB...gonna take a shower!

My Book Pages On Myspace
For those of you who still have and use a MySpace account, stop by my book page next time you log on and check them out. http://www.myspace.com/dittmomsbook http://www.myspace.com/kidsbook2007 http://www.myspace.com/funnykidsstories

Rain / Sunshine
It is raining... now. I like it when I'm cosy, warm and don't have to go anywhere... This is a home-type rain. I like it when I'm sad, walking in the rain without an umbrella helps me hide my tears... And the dull weather suits my mood. Seems that the sky is crying with me and knows my pain. This is a friend-type rain. I like it after a long drought. The smell of rain is great then and it is so expected and needed. This is a refreshing rain. I like it first time in spring. It washes the grumpy snow away and helps the grass get green and is usually mild and warm. This is a greening and washing rain :p Any more rains YOU like?

Don't You Just Hate It? ? ? ?
1). Don't you just hate it ...When someone posts pics labeled NSFW ...and the show nothing (maybe the waist band of a pantie)I'm talking about the ones that could not get a teenager with raging hormones excited. 2). Don't you just hate it ...The "Me in the Shower" Pic ... lets get with it folks ... it's old news. 3). Don't you just hate it ... When you find a profile with the most Sexual title you could find (that include but not limited to words like: Naughty, Sinful, fornicated, sexaholic, Your next wet dream ...) Like the old saying goes ... "If you talk the talk... don't post pics that are too mild for DEFAULT. 4). Don't you just hate it ... When you open a new profile that has caught your eye or intrest, you read the profile, rate it, Fan it.. and open the pics and EVERYTHING IS SET TO PRIVATE. Lets face it ladies ... if general pics are that private you should be in a convent not on FUBAR. 5).(This is one of my PET PIVES) Don't you just hate it ... When you meet

Men's Answer To Maxine!!
Men's answer to Maxine. We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is, men's answer to Maxine! MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------ ------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clo

The Rant House
Ok so I signed up for this Fubar thing, because a friend of mine is on here. Because I love her to pieces I decided to check it out. First, it was confusing as shit. So... I laid back and didn't come back until a month or so later. I went to her house and we were fooling around in the site. As I see how much she's in here, I figured "what the hell..." So as time passes I'm slowly figuring this out with the generous help of other fubars. I get sucked into a few things first. I played the "bored" game where you rate shit like hot or not. So I'm being honest and rating with 2s and 5s... because well some people put up fucked up pictures. I can't help it's a bad pic and I'm being honest. BUT I didn't know it was telling them then it was ME doing it. LMAO So I get a lot of mad peeps. Oh well. SORRY!!! I just won't rate like that anymore, I'll keep going if I think your picture is shit! LMFAO :P It's a fucking website for shits sake!! Do you LIVE your life here? So anyway...

Apologies
Hi All! As I was rating one of my friend's pics, my computer went "nutso"! Sooooooooo, to everyone who has rated me today, I am sorry for not being able to return the love thus far! But, rest assured, I will get back to you sometime today! Please accept my sincerest apologies!

When The World Falls Away
Life is a riddle, much we don't know, where will we run to, where nobody knows, the hurt in our heart, and all the loss in our soul, no one to guide us, we face the unknown, as we walk in the darkness, we are never alone, we are all on this journey, and our paths sometimes meet, just getting to know you, a gift I'll cherish so sweet, keeping you right here inside me, safe and warm, we will be forever together, When The World Falls Away...

Nintendo Wii
Nintendo Wii Click here to buy Nintendo Wii The Wii is the fifth home video game console released by Nintendo. The console is the direct successor to the Nintendo GameCube. Nintendo states that its console targets a broader demographic than that of Microsoft's Xbox 360 and Sony's PlayStation 3, but it competes with both as part of the seventh generation of gaming systems. A distinguishing feature of the console is its wireless controller, the Wii Remote, which can be used as a handheld pointing device and can detect acceleration in three dimensions. Another is WiiConnect24, which enables it to receive messages and updates over the Internet while in standby mode. Nintendo first spoke of the console at the 2004 E3 press conference and later unveiled the system at the 2005 E3. Satoru Iwata revealed a prototype of the controller at the September 2005 Tokyo Game Show. At E3 2006, the console won the first of several awards. By December 8, 2006, it completed its launch in

" Mom Helen I Want You Well "
I WANT MOM HELEN TO GET WELL , AND MY KAGE TO BE STRONGE " I LOVE YOU KAGE WITH ALL OF ME CHERIE " YOUR BABYDOLL FOREVER & ALWAYS Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes

My Feelings
I have seen everything going on lately on here and to all my friends, family, and fans Im not taking sides because I have a lot of great friends on here and I dont want to lose any of you but can we please stop all the drama and bashing. A lot of you know me and you all know that I try to stay out of everything. I just dont want lose some great people I have on here..I know some of you may not agree with what Im saying but Im sorry I had to get my feelings out because Im not picking sides I care about all my friends..so if you decide you dont want to be my friend I wont hold it against you at all. So please dont make me choose between any of you

Tell Me
Tell me about the law of gravity that states anything that goes up must come down and i will introduce you to the law of aerodynamics that states that it is possible that something can go up and remain there. Before this year runs out, u shall find urself somewhere that u cant even bring urself down. Your blessings shall never come down, u shall never fail, the law of gravity will never work in your finances, business, family, all area of your life etc. Stay blessed. The devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith.

Is This 4 U
I heard the music when true love called, a song sent from heaven on silver wings. The whole world was dreaming, wisps of light streaming, as the stars spilled their magic upon you and me. The tune was more lovely than the nightingale's song, more delicate than a rose weeping, yet as powerful as the sun leaping to shed golden ribbons in herald of dawn. And I bow down before you, the one my eyes have longed to behold, my lonely heart pining, love Light shining, I swear that I shall love and adore you

A Father
A father was reading a newspaper. He didn't want to be disturbed by his little girl, so he cut out a map of the world, tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble. After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order, every piece in its place. The surprised father said, "Honey, you don't know anything about geography, so how did you do it?" The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back of this map and I knew if I have Jesus in the right place, the whole world would be perfect." Have a blessed day

Can't Win 4 Losing
Can't Win For Losing I cannot think of one thing that I ever regretted doing until now. I regret that I hurt my friend. I regret how I handled that entire situation. I knew how my friend felt about me. I cannot sit here and say I did not have a clue. I regret that I hurt a really good friend. In spite of myself, I am now by myself. Because he was just that to me: a friend. The one thing I truly needed more than all else. And yet I hurt him because of my preferences of what I wanted in a man, a mate and not what I needed in a friend. I lost a good friend. I wanted a kind, gentle, loving man. A man who would respect me to no end, a man who would make love to my mind, my body, my soul internally. A man that could share every part of himself with me, as himself. A man who was not solely interested in my body, but who I am as a person. A man who I am not only attracted to in regard to appearance but encompassing his mind and the way he thinks. With the exception of the last statement, I had

My Fubar Family
I have seen the bully's and the blogs by most of you. I have friends on both sides of this fence. I am stayin in the middle and out of the drama and bashing. I love all my friends and family and I dont want to lose any of them over this. I have already had the feeling that a few will leave over all of this and i hope they know how much they have meant to me but i understand why they are doing what they are. I will not take sides or chose who i speak to because of this, i will now and always will be me. I hope that everyone understands and knows that this comes from my heart.

Thank You.
To those who know me ... Thank you for your love and friendship without which ... I would feel lost. To those i angered or hurt.. I am sorry. I know i can never make it up but am willing to try. Thank you for your time. Goodbye.

Join Studio 54 - The Best Lounge On Fubar!
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1977-2007
Enjoy the trip from 1977 to 2007.. ...... . 1977: Long hair 2007 : Longing for hair 1977: KEG 2007: EKG 1977 : Acid rock 2007 : Acid reflux 1977 : Moving to California because it's cool 2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm 1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 1977 : Seeds and stems 2007 : Roughage 1977 : Hoping for a BMW 2007: Hoping for a BM 1977 : Going to a new, hip joint 2007 : Receiving a new hip joint 1977 : Rolling Stones 2007: Kidney Stones 1977 : Screw the system 2007: Upgrade the system 1977 : Disco 2007: Costco 1977 :

My Fucking Life....:(
WELL WOUNDT YOU KNOW IT.....THINGS ARE REALY TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. GUESS MY DREAMS CAN JUST BE FUCKED ALL THE TIME. BUST MY ASS TOO FUCKING MUCH ONLY TO GET LET DOWN. I WONT BE WORKINGMY DREAM JOB LIKE I ONCE THOUGH ANS WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE. SO AS OF RIGHT NOW I WONT BE MOVING....WONT BE GOING TO DAYTONA AND WONT BE LIVING MY DREAM.......I JUST FUCKING GIVE UP!!!!!!! PLEASE DONT TELL ME IM TOO NEGATIVE CAUSE THATS NOT GONNA WORK THIS TIME....I WAS SO POSITIVE WITH THIS AND MAKING PLANS TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS AND THINK FOR MY SELF THIS ONE TIME AND NOT THINK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE AND IT STILL BACK FIRED.............I ALMOST THINK IM JUST GONNA MOVE THE FUCK BACK HOME AND SAY FUCK IT. I TRUELY FEEL SO FUCKING HEART BROKEN AND I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME...THIS TIME IT WASNT A FEMALE OR A FRIEND....I DINT LOSE ANYONE(THANKFULLY).......I FEEL LIKE IVE MADE SO MANY SACRIFICES IN MY LIFE THAT FOR ONCE I WAS GETTING SOMEWHERE AND ALL THE SACRIFICES IVE MADE AND THE SHIT IVE PUT MYSELF THROU

The 1912-s Nickel
As i stated earlier, I am a coin collector and prices of coins are based upon demand and the amount that were minted. I researched a certain series nickel that was minted from 1883 til 1912. There was a low mintage in 1885 1.4 million, and the price of that coin is going for about $480.00 in good condition. Then i noticed that in 1912, the mintage dropped drastically to 238,000. The value on this coin is only $175. in good.I asked myself, how come the 238,000 mintage is worth less than the 1.4 million mintage? I wanted the 1912-s coin to go up in price so i started to buy them in quantity from dealers that submitted the prices to the price guide. I called dealers from california, washington state, new york, texas. and a few other states Taking whatever they had. I also bought them towards the end of the year so they would remember my purchases fresh as they sent them to the editor of the price guide. I purchased 42 nickels and put myself a roll togather. The price guide c

To All The Fighting Men Everywhere
am i so easy for the soldiers and sailors i feel for every man who comes along my heart goes out to all the men who are alone and oversea fighting for freedom that we so much enjoy love to write about the men and their loves i also write about sadness which i dont love write because it helps clear my mind love the comments written about them will listen to a sad love song feel the joy of the tune and lyrics i am all hip hop with a lil salsa thown in Brandy's have you ever will mellow out my mood Thank you to all who serve in our military!!! i can not do enough for you our military in my own way i try to do as much as i can to always show you what you are fighting for

Love
dont let your memory fade of me you will always be with me but old memory fades fast if all you remember is i love you dont let your memory fade of me memories are for you and me I'll be lying here beside you i will always love you dont let your memory fade of me old memories fade new ones are made for always and forever of you memories are words you string so well dont let your memory fade of me Once again now One more time new memories are made by you of a single embrace forever

Announcement
i changed my other profile to "friends only" instead of family only. why? cuz i dont care if any of you look at whats in there. its not an "everyone" folder because its NSFW content and well people should have to work for it a lil bit :P. have fun

Broken Dollz And Shows!
So the past week has been very exiting yet has left me very dehydrated haha. First all the shows that have been in town have just been overwhelming... My set will be coming out on Nov.. 16th on Broken Dollz for one.... Drove out to Baton Rouge to see Psyclone Nine and Merazene from chicago. It was the first time seeing Merazene and we where pretty impressed :) I figured they where going to be another Dope rip off band but they still had there own style, you could definitely tell they are used to playing in front of a lot of people... and after they got off stage we where able to talk with the singer for a while. He was a really friendly guy and it turns out he used to play with Bile! If you ever get a chance to talk with him you need to, he is a really funny guy. Then Psyclone came on and totally rocked the house, they only got a half an hour set so most of there intros where skipped but they still rocked my socks :D I bought a bunch of merch, got stuff signed (oh yeah i am a fa

Let's Ride!
Hmmmm, well I am single again.....been asked out a couple times this week. Was suppose to go to a biker event with the club RKMCMD4, they are having a ball tonight. But it is across the bridge and didn't want to leave Bryan and go that far. So John thank you for asking me to join ur friends!!! Tomorrow going to get my saddle bags can't wait!!!! Talked to harley about the new exhust pipes.....shit I got approved for another bike...I was gonna get. More of a touring bike. If I had more experience I would go and get it but need to learn on this one first. And now that I have Chris to ride with, well when the weather permits now LOL, its alll good. Hugs my friends

If You Wanna Know
The more I see of you the more you see of me. If you have anything specific send me a private message and we will see but I might have something specific for requests that I would want to see as well. It would depend upon the request. Anyway I will be adding more to my family pics tomorrow night more than likely. so we will just see who has requests for those. if you have a request you can always ask me anytime but it needs to be a private message. anyway let me know what you might like to see.

Heartache
I love all the men in my life But all they do is hurt me Everytime I turn around the cuz me pain Pain in the heart and in the brain They never stop to think what they are doing to me They think it is funny how i feel I sit there and cry and all they do is say boo who They dont have any respect for the way i feel Thats why most men get what they deserve I put all my feelings into it And alls i get in return is feeling like i was a peice of shit and my feelings smashed to the ground I treat them ike there royalty and they sit there and treat me as a piece of ass Well im more than that im sweet kind and caring And to all you assholes that dont know that fuck you Im tired of being hurt by my boyfriends friends and family I wont name any names you know who you are and if you dont open your fucking eyes and see what you did You will get what is coming to you cuz now i wont take your shit and let you cause me pain This is to anyone that has gotten hurt If you ever need anyo

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Vip Give Away
MY WONDERFUL FRIEND IS WILLING TO GIVE A 1 YEAR VIP IN RETURN FOR 60,000 COMMENTS...I KNOW I CAN DO IT WITH ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT...PLEASE HELP ME OUT, I'LL BE FOREVER INDEBTED..LOL..I THANK YOU FOR READING MY BLOG AND TAKING THE TIME IN HELPING ME...LOVE YOU ALL....

If I Was In Ur Bed?
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this

Drifter Chronicles
I never really felt the need to write in these things seeing as how few people read'em and hardly ever comment on them,but i don't give a fuck i'm gonna write it 'cause i want to!! Anyhoo, i think i was meant to be a drifter since i was a young buck on the streets of New York. At night was always when me and mom would make it out into the streets, Right after school and homework we would get dressed, go eat and hit the town. Can you imagine 42nd street New York back in the early 80's? When breakdancing was big and EVERYONE had no laces in their Adidas! But just that alone was a sign. I was brought up a night owl, a child of the night, A night walker, whatever the fuck you wanna call it,lol. And for a time it was good until we moved to South Carolina! What a fuckin mindfuck! Dirtroads, trailers (trailer-trash), the nearest store is a mile away and no buses,cabs, or subways!!! But i learned to adapt to my surroundings and become very knowable of my place of dwelling, but then we move to

Read First
If you've gotten this far and actually read peoples profiles as i do.. i have some ground rules 1: If you don't have a salute i won't add you 2: If you send me a friend request.. and you don't say anything other then just clicking the request... i won't add you 3: If your a newbie.. unless your from the indianapolis area.. i won't add you ( i do make acceptions ) 4: If i do add you, and i ALWAYS RATE your pics, stash or blogs i expect the same in return, if you don't well your deleted. I can't stand point whores on here that beg and beg for rates, blasts and never return the favor 5: Other then that im a pretty nice guy... like to joke around and have fun, and if you want to know anything just ask

Valentines Abyss
Normally i just let stupid stuff roll off my shoulders...but today has been the day from hell so im going to open my mouth and scream! i will do whatever i want. and that means i will marry the man i want and no one will be able to stop me. unless of course it is him. people who think that it would be a bright idea to comment on how i run my life should stay out of my way. bc i am a bitch and i will admit it. And anyone who thinks that they can mess with my man should walk away now...bc they are wasting their time. and we only have so much. well...now that i have said that i feel much better. ^.^ ta ta y'all

Happiness
Someone once told me that you can only find happiness in one place.........inside yourself. If you're not happy with who you are and what you've become, you will never be happy. You can't find happiness with another person if you are not happy with yourself.

Vip
my VIP runs out on Nov 12th and i have to cancel it bc i am poor lol... so i wont get to renew it for a little bit... so sad!! lol... unless anyone wants to be a super duper awesome person and get me one lol... but i dont expect it haha, so just know my 11's will be gone for a bit!!!

I Hate Ny Self
im just wondering what life would be like with out me in it. would it be better or would it be worse. would the world be a different place. would people that i touched be the same if i wasnt here. would people i touched in one way or another even still be here if i wasnt here. this has been on my mind alot lately. and i want to know from my close friends on here what they think?

Finally Did It
i finally broke up with scott. i'm not bitter about it im never going to let someone control mylife again. we been fighting for a while .we break up and get back together. a good friend of mine opened my eyes . told me the way he treating me is wrong and i shouldn't have to deal with it. and he right i shouldnt have to deal with it he lied to me and now he has some other bimbo . her pic is all over his vampirerave page and im not upset . let someone else deal with his over protect of ways his lying ways. his cheating ways im done with him im going to be staying single for a while . im not jumping in to anything with no 1 for a while .

Can't Wait To Be Done With School!
I started school in April 2007 for Medical assistant....i have learned so much and i can't wait until i am able to be done with school so i can look for a better job....i am gonna keep going to college to work up to my RN cause thats where the money is.....I want to work in the pediactric unit cause i love kids so much and i have the patience to be with them.....I just wished i have done the schooling a long time ago but i wasn't sure if i could handle drawing the blood and everything but i am doing great so i am gonna handle going through it....i am gonna party when i get out of school for my break....well i will keep everyone updated when i am done with my schoolin....take care everyone...

Random Thoughts Of A Crazy Mind!
Bottom line is we all just want to be happy. Most people prefer someone else there to share in our happiness. Someone to hold, someone to kiss, someone just to call to hear his or her voice. And who doesn't want that? Sure, you have the few people who like their single life and like being able to do what they want when they want, and there's nothing wrong with that, but at some point in life everyone wants that person to hold, even if only for a split second in time. Then there's that person you chase time and time again. The one that always seems to be just out of reach, and so you try harder and push yourself further to no avail. Sometimes I don't think you would ever admit to it but you would give up the world for this person. When they cry, you collect the shed tears soaked into your shoulder. When they laugh, you were the one that made them. And when going to bed at night, they're your last thought before slipping into a dream of them, and your first thought when you awake. Yo

What Does It All Mean ?
So , i have yet to write a blog. This will be my very first ever. I honestly have no clue why i'm writing this right now ( call it rambling if you want ) , i guess i just need a little bit of an ' out ' (so to speak) . . . So hear i go ! As I lay there in bed , tossing and turning. Thinking and searching. I realized how completely restless i have become. Tormented every hour i'm awake. Tortured while i sleep. And Distracted while i work ... The rules of man : Provide , protect and love (how i see it atleast). Inside : Flames, passion , unconditional love , stability , complete and udder hatred , torment , deep sadness , confused beyond belief and fear. Questions : Is there truely a meaning for life ? What is our purpose ? What do i do now ? How do you make things right ? I'm sure you have heard the saying " Things work out in the long run " " Things happen for a reason" yada yada yada . Of coarse, everything that happens in your life will without a doubt , make you the person

Missing You......
i awaken from a dream with tears upon my face... the aching in my heart nothing can erase... my hand reached out for you and found an empty space... forgotten in that moment you sleep another place... days spent at your bedside i watch your pain filled sleep... on the outside i am calm inside silently i weep... feeling so helpless i wish i could take your pain... make u whole and happy and see u smile again... i hope you can feel my love as i gently squeeze your hand... the soft kisses on your brow as by your bed i stand... i never knew a love so deep as what i feel for you... watching u hurt breaks my heart in two... the future wont be easy but time will make u whole... to make u feel loved,well and happy is my only goal... i return to a lonely bed its all that i can do... counting the hours til i can be with you...

11/4/07
Once hubby gets home today I will probably not be online but maybe a little tomorrow morning unless he gets on his computer. I need to clean up the downstairs computer and defrag it today so won't be here that much this morning until that is done. I won't be back from the hospital until Thursday or Friday. If you could say a few prayers for a successful surgery and speedy recovery I would appreciate it. Love you all. Those of you with cingular phones will be able to call me if you want hospital number just contact me.

Christmas Card List
When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please remember that these men and women are over there giving their all and are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice so please include the following recipient when you send out your cards this year: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001 PLEASE DO THIS SO A RECOVERING AMERICAN SOLDIER WILL KNOW THAT WE DO CARE ABOUT THEM AND THAT WE ARE PROUD OF ALL THAT THEY DO. THANK YOU!!!,

Me And My Daughter
Me and my daughter have been through a lot the past 2years but we have hung in and no one can split use up she is almost 3 and the joy of my life its just me and her all the way yes im a single mom

Because I Am A Man
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto

Wtf
Why in the hell do I have to work with dumb people that assume shit just because they are one way and that is all they have known? So I came out as being a Pagan, because she was ranting and raving about how people dont celabrate Chirstmas for Jesus and how its wrong if they dont believe in it and blah blah blah. I was like, I am pagan and Celabrate what is called Yule and that happens to be around Chirstmas for your info and on top of that my mom and the rest of my family is Christian so Yes I Celabrate Christmas as more or less family time. She shuts up. A few days later she starts ranting again about people of non chrisians and then she says that pagans worship the devil. Okay, I am like excuse me you know nothing about what we worship and on top of that we dont worship the Devil nor do we even believe in the existance. She was like I am not going to go there with you. She is so freaking stupid.

November 3
Yesterday would have been my father's 63rd birthday. If you know me from here than you know how hard of a day it was for me. I got extremely drunk. I cried, but in all I loved the man that my father was and who he raised me to be! So if your my friend and you read this show me some love. In the words of my daddy. CHEERS!

Down And Out
well i guess im kinda down and out. i have been for quite some time. bare with the spelling,im half asleep. is there really true love out there? i watch some of these romantic movies and it makes me want to barf. or i laugh and say that would never happen. would it? can ever seem to find that semi-perfect guy. notice i said semi. you wouldnt ever find the perfect guy. and any guy that thinks he is, is just FULL OF SHIT!. ya know that one that sends ya flowers for no reason. or just calls you out of the blue bc he was thinking about you. or does that, put one hand on the side of your face and the other on your lower back and pulls you in for a deep kiss? or just makes you dinner. or just holds you when your feeling down or sad. and lets you vent when you need too. ok girls am i just dreaming or does it exist!? i dont anymore. ive given up on trying to find love. ive gone back to having a black heart and i hate it!

Ice Cream Lady Surprise
I heard the ice cream truck come through the parking lot here.. so i ran out to get one... felt like a chaco taco. I got the ice cream and she starts saying yeah i got new ice cream did you see the other new stuff and leans way out and is pointing out on the side of the truck all the different things... she glances down and keeps talking. im like yeah .. she is like where is your little girl and glances down at the ground again and she is talking to me for awhile... and she looks down again im like what in the world is down there on the ground... so i look down and see that my cock is hanging out through my slit on my sleeping pants.. luckily i was the only person out there.. i look at her and she keeps talking to me.. i put my pants in my pocket and pull away from my body to make it go back in and im like ok thanks and she is like enjoy your ice cream lol good lord

Fubar Bs
Ok I feel the need to write my own blog regarding the Buzz bull crap going on. I thought it was done and over with weeks ago, but apparently someone can't leave me out of there conversations. Here's my side to the ever entertaining drama regarding Buzz and the Xtreme X. Back in July when Gary asked that all of us DSC come into Xtreme I obliged and during my time there met Buzz. Well from my understanding there was a mutual attraction there. Buzz and I started talking regularly on the phone and he was supposedly coming to Idaho to meet me at the end of August. I had asked him during our chats about Sweet and Kare to which I was told that April was a sponsor on his car and would never be anything more than that. There was no attraction. As for Kare, she had the hots for him and they were nothing more than friends. He claims to me that she had a layover in Dallas once and he'd gone to meet her during this time. Well I now know this was a lie and she actually spent time with him

My Sadness
my sadness fulls like a day in the pouring rain my eyes grow dark never 2 be seen again my heart beat slows for those i've loved that are lost & gone!&4 those Iloved an konw all so well y did they leave me no 1 can tell I wish I didnt have 2 let them go. they were taken from me without so much as a goodbye ,so now I cry theres no greater lost then the odf a loved 1 so if u feel the way ido give a frind a shout & they'll try & help u thought it if they dont there not a true friend 2 u!

Please Keep Her In Ur Thoughts
I'm askin all my friends to please keep a good friend of mine's father in ur thoughts. Hes goin in tomorrow to have some test done to see if the tumor they found is cancer or not. I will keep anyone informed on whats goin on if u want to know. just send me a shout. Thank you!! xoxo- cotton

Family And Friends
Hello Every1 Just wanted to say hi and to say to my family that i am sorry for not being on much the past week, my close friends know why and its all good, I am still here for everyone if you need anything, please hit me up with anything. AND HIT ME UP ANYWAY I MISS MY CLOSE FRIENDS ALOT MUAHZZZZZZZZ TO EVERY1

A Friend
Things haven't been the same Since you've been taken away. And sharing the day to day It's been years seince we last spoke And I remember those words fresh and clear Tears fill my eyes And I wish you were here I think about you all of the time. And always with a smile. It feels like you have been gone forever. But it's only been a short while. You'll be with me forever. And that I know is true. A friend, a son Devin I will always love you

No Tears
Remember him with a smile today He was not one for tears, Reflect instead on memories Of all our happy years Recall to mind the way we spoke Of all the things he said His strength, his jokes, the way he laughed, Remember these instead

Screen Shot Class 101
Screen capture Transferring the current on-screen image to a text or graphics file. There is a "Print Screen" function in the operating system that copies the contents of the active window to the clipboard, which can then be pasted into a graphics application to print it. If there is no active window, the entire desktop is copied. There are also numerous screen capture (screen grabber) programs for Windows and the Mac that offer more sophisticated capture capabilities. For example, any or all of the windows can be selected by moving the cursor on screen. Some programs can capture the contents of an entire scrollable window Step 1. Click Print Screen located where Image above shows Step 2 Goto START menu (Programs)then (Accessories)go down to your (Paint) program OPEN....at top of screen you'll see FILES and EDIT...click EDIT go down to PASTE Step 3 After you paste the image from your computer screen save file as ______ the name under that is SAVE AS TYPE....c

My Life
Okay so I am out of high school what the hell is with all the high school bullshit. I feel as though I am right back there. WHy are people so judgmental?? If I am happy why the hell does my life matter to them, I ain't hurting anyone. I don't see why it is neccescary to say that I am cheating on my boyfriend I have made my mistakes but he knows about them, and is it really neccescary to exagerate them and make them worse than they are? Is it neccescary to spread so many rumors about me that I can't get a job? DO you need to tell the whole town I am pregnant(when I am not) If I was pregnant I would be more than proud to tell my friends and family I was. I don't need you doing it for me...I don't need you trying to run my life...I got it on my own, even if you don't think so. Oh yes and can't forget you telling everyone I do drugs...okay maybe if I did I could see you are trying to help me out...but hey news flash I don't use drugs...Yeah I used to...haha you dumbass I used to get

Realistic Or Not!!!
Marriage Before marriage : She- Good day! He- Ah,been waiting for that for a long time! She- You want me to leave? He- Nope,never She- Do you love me? He- Of course,a lot! She- Have you ever cheated on me? He- No! Why are you even asking? She- Do you want a kiss? He- Sure,every chance that I get. She- Are you going to beat me one day? He- Are you crazy? I'm not like that! She- Can I trust you? He- Yeah She- Hunny! After marriage : (Read the text starting from the bottom to the top!) Which way has a better meaning of marriage?

It Cuts..poem
When I can't see your eyes looking back at mine, it cuts... when I long to hear you and cannot, it cuts... When my life falls to pieces at your hand, it cuts... When I cry silent tears, it cuts... When you don't blieve in me, it cuts... When you use my thoughts and pain, it cuts... When you don't see me, it cuts... I shiver in the rain for you, it cuts... I beg and plead for you, it cuts... When I do not wish to face another day, it cuts... When love that knows no bounds, it cuts... When forever is but a word, it cuts... When pain is freely given, it cuts....

In Here...poem
In here I cry and the world will tremble with my tears... In here I cry and the world will stop from my pain... In here I cry and the rain pours to help me hide.........the lighting strikes with my wrath and those that have come to me will walk away.... In here I die and the world will tremble with my tears... In here I die and the world will stop from my pain... In here I die and the wettness of blood covers me....to deny others the chance to say that were right as they walk away... In here I shiver and the world will tremble with tears... In here I shiver and the world with stop from my pain... In here I shiver and try to waste away...to give nothing for them to say...as they walk away...

Rip To Pieces..poem
I honor you, yet it is not enough... I would die for you, yet it is not enough... I would give all for you, yet it is not enough... I would lay on the streets with nothing, and yet it is not enough... I would lay there and let you walk over me, and yet it is not enough... I would lay there and let fire consume me, and yet it is not enough... You hold my world in your hands, and it is not enough... you hold my hopes in your hands, and it is not enough... You hold my passion in your hands, and it is not enough... You take my fire, and it is not enough... You take my will, and it is not enough... You take my desire, and it is not enough...

In The Shadows..poem
Master Here I wait for you Here I stand for you Here I lay for you Here I hold my thoughts for you Here I kneel for you Here I breath for you Here....it is here that I die for you..in the Shadows.

Thyroid Tests
Follow up to my other blog..had my iodine test for my thyroid everything came back great,I still have my nodules in my thyroid but none look cancerous...yeah...Anyway everyone on here has been so great just wanted to let everyone know that was interested that I am alright:)

Bad, Bad Kitty......
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft cotton...my master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your

My Bad,...bad Kitty
You move with the grace of a cat, but sometimes in those hazel eyes there is a playful innocence, a wicked delight, and so he calls you Kitten. You come to him on hands and knees, like a prowling panther, your hips swaying enticingly, your skirts falling about you and your breasts hanging heavy beneath. Your manicured nails, like unsheathed claws, tap lightly on the tiled floor as you move towards him. But you would be more feline if you were naked, he decides, so he tells you to stand and remove your clothes. "Undress for me slowly, with elegance," he orders. "And describe each garment as you remove it." Getting to your feet, raising your delicate hands to your neck, you then bring them down slowly, unfastening the buttons to bare your body for him, letting the blouse of soft cotton fall from you. "Soft cotton...my master," you say, emphasising the softness, hoping that his eventual caresses might be equally soft. Then you move your hands behind you to unfasten your

Domestic Violence Help
Ashley's Story *********** I hid out for the first six years, then I began speaking out, when your partner is "the law" it's a lot harder escaping the hell you call home. My goal for this year is to make awareness of Domestic Violence (DV) widely known, point those in need to the help available, & to eventually eradicate DV. Some things to consider: When is it okay to be hit & cursed at by your ________________? (Fill in the blank here> Spouse>Partner> Boy Friend> Friend?) When I : (A) Don't have the house cleaned. (B) Don't have dinner ready! (C) Don't have everything perfect! (D) I've done something he doesn't like. If any of you answered any of the letters, you got it wrong. The CORRECT ANSWER Is NEVER. IT is NEVER okay! DUCKS Have you ever felt like you lived in a box? Everything is okay as long as ALL your ducks were in a row-BUT if a duck was missing, or you weren't sure you did everything you were supposed to do before he got home? You're raci

Unfair Bshit!
why does it seem like when things are going to be ok and you will get back on track, like maybe getting a new job or new place, then bad shit starts to happen? well i just moved and had started a good job, only to find out a few days ago that they laid me off! due to lack of work, aint that some bs? now i have new place to pay for and got to go job hunting again! wtf- why cant life be fair ? i thought oh well i will be able to stay afloat w a decent payin job and will be ok who was i kidding? is there other people out there that are going thru the same thing? if so give me some advice so i can maintain.... thanks for reading this~!

Two Elderly Women...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing my mind, I swear we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again, and again they went right through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red, but was really concerned that she was mistaken. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through. She turned to the woman driving and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "O

True Meanings...... Lol
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *********** Divorce: Future tense of marriage *********** Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. *********** Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********** Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *********** Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. . *********** Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. *********** Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. *********** Ecstasy: A

Sixteen Police Comments Were Taken Off Actual Police Car Videos.
#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new, they'll stretch after you wear them a while." #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair

What's In A Name?
I attended a meeting today of one of my families.... out of 30 members there were at the appointed start time only 3(count them-3!!!)but we attained the great number of 7 before we ended the meeting 2 1/2 hours later...granted some were out,or had company,but even though it was called on short notice I'm sure there were more than the 7 of us available to give input,output,and any other put there might actually be...... The 2 biggest concerns in the family are the fact that even though only required to "drop" 150 comments minimum,some don't even attempt it on an every other day basis sorely depleting the energy of the remaining bombers.... and refusing to put the family name into the tagline on their names.... If you have enough chutzpah to want to join the family (any family)then you should have the cojones to wear the name of the family with pride.... And if you belong to so many families that you can't even abbreviate the titles into the tagline,maybe you should rethink your po

5 Fish Are Deadly, 3 Will Help Your Heart
Health authorities are encouraging us to eat more fish. There is good reason. Higher intakes of omega-3 oils, the healthy oil found in seafood, have been associated with dramatic reductions in cardiac deaths, ischemic strokes, cancers, arthritic pain and disability, as well as acting as a powerful protectant for the brain. But many fish are also high in mercury, which is one of the most poisonous metals in existence, as well PCBs, dioxins, pesticides and herbicides. So, is it really safe to eat more fish, and if so, which fish are safe? This, in essence, is the dilemma for the general public and a significant number of scientists as well. The EPA (which regulates fish from sports fishing) and the FDA (which regulates commercial seafood) have set limits for “safe” mercury levels in seafood, but they do not share their concerns about contaminants with the general public through the media or public alerts. The reason is they are treading a thin line of trying to protect the pu

Mixed Feelings!
I have been having a lot of mixed feelings lately. Mainly when I think about my 19 year old daughter in NY expecting her first child. She isn't much older than I was when I had her. Funny thing was I had finished HS and was married to her father when I had her. She is still in HS and is only living with her boyfriend/soon to be husband. Part of me HATES not being there for her right now. Part of me is GLAD I am not there. Part of me is MAD at her for not waiting to have a baby. Part of me is EXCITED about the new baby. AND A REALLY BIG PART of me Is HAVING MIXED FEELINGS!!! It wasn't that long ago that my honorary 1st grand child passed away. He was only 3 months old and his parents lived with me. I have a onesie in my closet that I can't help but cry when I pull it out... it says "Grandma Magnet". I wasn't thrilled when I found out my daughter was pregnant and my friends tried to make light of it by telling everyone that Ronin was my grandson... to get me used to the idea o

The Bet!!!
Hey all you wild & crazy fool just wanted to let you all know I suck!!! LMAO not realy. I had to say that it was part of a bet I lost with my best freind sum of U may know her she goes by DJ JUICY on here, and she is originaly from the Us so U can well imagine me & her spend alot of time debating over which is better Us or Canada, I think it is important to note that she now lives in Canada and has for several years & has been quoted as saying "I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK!" so I think that ends this debate lol. However recently we got into a heated debate during one of our work-out setions @ a local gym it got so heated before long everyone there was tuned into us lol. The end result of this debate was a small freindly bet based on who could name 10 undesputable facts about our respective countrys that was better than the others. She won by naming ten things faster than I could, however she could only name ten where I was able to name 35 it just took longer lol. ya ya this is all boaring

Marriage
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. "But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning." "Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Frankli

My Interests
Added some new pics... They are of the computer case mods that I have done... The first one is my personal machine... Simple color scheme, windows, organized cabling, added lighting, etc... On that one I paid a lot of attention to details... Notice the interior is colored... Yes I stripped the case down and painted the inside.. Also one of the coolest mods is an added blue LED light inside the DVD-Rom drive (a pioneer slot load not tray load)... So when you insert or eject the disc the disc shines a beam of light into the room (way cool effect)... The next one is a mod of an HP case... I cut a spiderweb into the side door for a window then placed a spiderweb fan grill in the center with a lit fan behind it... The owner wanted a purple and green color scheme so that's why it's black-light lighting with uv green cabling... I like to think both cases turned out well.. Learned a lot from both jobs... I haven't seen the HP since I gave it back but mine is still in mint condition.

My Nanowrimo Blog!
http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/235029(my page) Chapter One Sabrina. Cold. Wet. Very windy. No weather for a cat. Home. Lights. Run. Thunk! Meooooowch! Pain! Huh? I see the light. Run. Thunk! Again? Why? Back to steps. Now what? Mew. Help? Mew Hands. Flying. Warm Thing. Warm. Drying. Nice. Zzzzzzz, The tall, athletic girl looked at the sleeping feline and shook her head. Definitely a dim bulb in the chandelier, if not the dimmest. Glass was simply a foreign concept to the ball of fluff, and at least a half dozen times, she had seen the silly thing bash itself against the windows. The sole survivor of a rough birthed litter, Sabrina was a sweet little thing, but honestly, probably was not going to make a very good familiar. Which was going to make the school year a rough one for the teenager. Once again she mentally kicked herself for being a bleeding heart. Fortunately, familiars weren't a crucial part of this year's curriculum, but either Sabrina smartened up or she was

New Father
I am a new father now for 5 months and I want to say that it is absolutely the most amazing thing I have ever experienced. You may see pics of her in here and see more later. It is because of how proud I am of her.

Leaving Fubar
I am pretty sure as of 11-9, I am leaving fubar. Its just not that exciting, it seems to be nothing more than people that are super caught up in numbers, "give me comments", "add me"(so I can never even talk to you, and if you send me a message, I wont reply), people striving to get over 1000 friends... WTF?? why does anyone need over 1000 friends? You cant possible talk to them all, guess I may be selfish, but if your on my list, I would expect you to know who I am, and to want to talk at some point. I have been to the other sites (myspace, stickam) and decided they were nothing but a bunch of young kids, and they those sites just wasn't for me, then I found this site and thought hmm, a more mature crowd, not really, just older people. I do not mean this of everyone in here, but in general, for a majority. I realize 95% of the people on my list wont read this, and the 5% that will, are already on my yahoo list, but if you would like to keep in contact, I can be reached on yahoo at hoc

Just A Little Rant
Today, november 4th, 2007, I had a nice little chat with someone who will go unnamed. but You all can thank HIM for any reluctance i may or may not have. gotta love the assholes! after trying to explain to me shit i ALREADY am aware of, and, as a matter of fact i tried explaining i was already aware of said ways of Fu...he proceeded to be an ignorant little snot who... and i quote.. told me he could see my tits and ass on the new photo's page, but couldnt get to them in my private folder. well no shit? i dont have him on my family thing. if i wanted him to see the full fucking pics i would have added him. so he had to go on and on about how he 'didnt care' about the photos, but that he 'just wanted me to know'. lol! anywhoo. it goes like this now. DONT ask to see the yum-yum folder. IF i want you to see it i'll offer it. if you ask? i'll tell you no. assholes abound, it seems, and cant seem to keep their thoughts, opinions, idiotic tendencies, to themselves.

Nosey People
most people on here i don't mind looking at profiles but when you are going to be nosey with an ex and his new interest there is a problem. you know who you are. i am sorry you are not together and things could not work out, just like i am sort of sorry my ex and i did not work out, but i do not scope him or ask a zillion questions about who he is talking if anyone. he is moving on if we don't work out so be it, but you can not check everyone he will talk to when you are not together. i hope you can come to terms with your seperation and move on.

Host A Passion Party!!
Looking for ladies that would love to host the ultimate girls night in! Invite all your girlfriends and have a wonderful night talking about our favorite thing...SEX!!! Great for girls night, bachlorette party, bridal showers, holiday party, etc.!!! Everyone in attendance must be 18 and older! Great hostess incentives! By Hostessing a Party, you earn 10% of the party total (must be $350 or more in total sales to qualify)in free product while giving you and your friends a fun and educational get together, and click Host a Party to request your free information packet! Also receive a Ho Ho Hostess Special!! Everyone in attendance must be 18 and older!! View more information at my website, click on the "Host a party" tab and fill out your information there. I will contact you as soon as possible! Have a wonderful night! http://www.gatelypassion.yourpassionconsultant.com

Proud To Be An American
Dear Civilians "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their a**. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their a**. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their a**. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms

The History Of 'aprons'
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears . From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warmingoven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had beenshelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprisin

Good Facts!!!
The most useless thing to do ... ........Worry The greatest Joy....................... ........Giving The greatest loss.................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work............. ...Helping others The ugliest personality trait......................Selfishness The most endangered species...................Dedicated leaders The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome......... ....Fear Most effective sleeping pill........... ...Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease..... ....Excuses The most powerful force in life.............. ........Love The most dangerous pariah.................................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer... ...The brain ! The worst thing to be without...................Hope The deadliest weapon.... The tongue....... The two most power-filled words..............."I Can" The greatest asset.............. ...Faith The most worth

Bowling
jose11.bowlspace.com I've been bowling for about 20 years and I always bowled thru injury. I jus went thru major ankle surgery (re-attaching the achilles tendon) in Sept. 2006 incredibly I'm back to bowling earlier then I should be in the end of Jan. 07. My avg. before the surgery was 205, now I'm at a avg. of 187 dont ask me how. I guess my never quit and never let anything keep me down attitude got the best of me. The surgery i went thru I would not wish it on anyone thats how bad it was. The thoery behind this is u can do anything if u put ur mind to it.

Who Am I?
Who am I you ask. I am an author, two books due out in February. One out right now, called...you guessed it The Mortal Vampire. The remake of it will be out at the end of February. What more do you want to know? Just ask!

Warning For Men
You have been warned! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortu

Rhonda Aka Rara
I can't say enough good things about Rhonda! She has to be the sweetest person on Fubar. We met when a mutual friend of ours crowned us the sweetest of his friends. Rhonda and I ran with it and came up with "JC's Sweetest Twins". And once we got to know each other better, we started calling each other "Sis". Rhonda is very caring and compassionate. She loves to make people happy, and she succeeds in doing so. Even when I'm down, she can cheer me up in no time at all. Rhonda is a great listener, and if you are her friend, she has your back 24/7. We have gone through some very rough times together, and she has always been there for me. I hope she knows that I will always be there for her! Please go check her out if she isn't already on your friend list. You won't regret it! Rhonda aka "RaRa"@ fubar Love ya, Sis!!

Guy Fawkes & Bonfire Night
It was intended to be the beginning of a great uprising of English Catholics, who were distressed by the increased severity of penal laws against the practice of their religion. The conspirators, who began plotting early in 1604, expanded their number to a point where secrecy was impossible. The group included Robert Catesby, John Wright, and Thomas Winter, the originators, Christopher Wright, Robert Winter, Robert Keyes, Guy Fawkes, a soldier who had been serving in Flanders, Thomas Percy, John Grant, Sir Everard Digby, Francis Tresham, Ambrose Rookwood, and Thomas Bates. Percy hired a cellar under the House of Lords, in which 36 barrels of gunpowder, overlaid with iron bars and firewood, were secretly stored. The conspiracy was brought to light through a mysterious letter received by Lord Monteagle, a brother-in-law of Tresham, on October 26, urging him not to attend Parliament on the opening day. The 1st earl of Salisbury and others, to whom the plot was made known, took steps leadi

Working On It
Hi thank's for looking in.I am a singel retired truckes and mate off the river boats,i am interesed in camping,and some traveling.i am loving this site and i make morphs.if u have two pic or more u like done i can do that,.i am 5/5 and long hair and beard,i am alway interested in making friends so give me a shout check me out and well go from there,ty very much for reading this.have a great day.and this is the time where i live,so when i post time for any thing this is the time where i am so u can see it and figuer out the time where u are from it this is the time at my house so u all know when i say noonu can look here and see the time here

Fed Up!!
I am angry because they wont leave us alone I am angry because you wont tell them too. I am angry because they think they can have you I am angry because you wont tell them they can't. I am angry because they get more of your attention. I am angry because you give it to them. I am angry because they don't care we are together I am angry because you don't seem to either. I am angry because they will never love you like I do I am angry because you don't know just how much I do love you.

Furby
Furby Bring Furby home ... Click here Furby toy is very Intelligent that it can show expressions, curiosity, joy and more reactions. For the first time ever, Furby features "Emot-o-tronics" - true emotional responses.this toy is for kids who are six year old and above. A Furby (plural: Furbys, as claimed by Tiger. Co., instead of the Standard English Furbies) is an electronic toy, more specifically, a robot, made by Tiger Electronics which went through a period of being a "must-have" toy following its launch in the holiday season of 1998, with continual sales until 2000. Furby sold 1.8 million units in 1998 and 14 million units in 1999, and altogether in its three years of original production, Furby sold over 40 million units, and its speaking capabilities were translated into 24 languages. Furbys were the first successful attempt to produce and sell a domestically-aimed robot. A newly purchased Furby starts out speaking entirely Furbish, the unique language that all Fu

Contests And Giveaways!
Thanks to my new friends * bbG * ™bbG™@ fubar and *Steph* Stephanie Lynn@ fubar I am entered into the BIGGEST GIVEAWAY ever on Fubar!!! I need 25,000 comments to win a 3 month VIP from them and have 4 weeks to do it! Whew! I am going to need all of the help I can get on this one, so please please please stop by and help me out a bit. So please click on my pic below and head on over to drop a few comments pretty please. By the way, the hostesses do not require and add or fan or even a rate but try to show them some love as well for being such sweet hostesses! Click on Pic to comment/rate/ BOMB the hell out of me!!!! Thanks everyone! I had also asked to be enetered into another giveaway and they both answered at the same time, so here is the link to my other bombing event. Please don't forget to give Mr. Tourette his proper dues as well! He is a wonderful friend and is who gave me my first VIP and I hold him very dear to my heart! *hugs*

Sorry
sorry if i keep on hurting you sorry if you don't like the things i say or do sorry if with you i always put up a fight sorry i just can't do anything right sorry if i'm way far from being an angel except compared to an angel from hell sorry if you think my excuses are lies sorry if it's so difficult quiting my vice sorry if i'm not too understanding sorry for all the headaches and pain i bring sorry if often it's hard for me to swallow my pride sorry if often i'm too blinded by anger to see your side sorry if i'm so complicated sorry i keep making you feel frustrated sorry i can't fight back the tears sorry if i keep you away from your peers sorry if i always complain about you not meeting my expectations sorry if sometimes i can't fight all these temptations sorry if i seem like a joke to you sorry if i don't appreciate all those sweet things you do sorry if i keep on repeating the same mistakes sorry i say stupid things and i can't find the break

Australia
I'm planning a trip to Australia in January with a buddy of mine. We are spending a few nights in Sydney then we are renting a car and driving up the coast to the Great Barrier Reef. Does anyone have information about places along the way.. or if there is some place we should checkout?

Miss You Sargie!
We lost our best friend yesterday. My little baby dog Sarge died yesterday. I am so overcome with grief, I don't know how I will ever get over losing him. He was with us for 7 short years, but those years were filled with so much love and laughs. He gave us unconditional love and even in his last days, he didn't let the blindness or diabetes get him down. My friend fell down the steps and broke his back leg in so many places. Because of his illness, they thought it would be best to let him go to God, so we made that horrible decision and I held him as he passed on. I will always love you my little boy and I am in so much sorrow right now as I look around and see your toys and bones. I am so waiting for you to come into the room, but nothing...just emptiness and you are never coming back... I will forever love you Sargie! Love always, Mommy Shot at 2006-03-04 Shot at 2006-03-04

My Shoutbox!!!!
my shoutbox is only on for my family... there is such a thing as email and i do try to respond in a timely manner! when i have hundreds of people trying to shout at me, my puter locks up... and i cant keep up with the damn thing! i hate it! i used it way back when i first joined this god forsaken site... and now i dont! email, people, it works! real easy concept! sorry if u feel like im being a bitch, but im gettin too damn old to give a flyin fuck! im not gonna play games with any1 anymore... if u have a problem with anything i just said, there is such a thing as a delete button... i will try not to shed a tear over it...

We Need Ur Help
this is the 1st lady of the REDNECK MAFIA FAMILY, looking for all those interested to help out or who would even like to join the family.nwe r in the process of getting things together for a soldiers christmas boxes...we now what we r sending now i need some suggestions of which troops to send them to. if u have family members over in iraq and would like for them to recieve a box plz contact me here on fubar so we can get things rolling on our part. just another way to say thank you to them for supporting this great country or ours,, again thank you very much for ur time and again ty for helping those who can not help them selves....have a great week!

Green Team
I just wanted to take a minute to say Hi to all of you on this team and tell you that even though you have been placed here;you DO NOT have to remain on this team....in fact it's my sincerest hope that you will go to either the blue or purple team...... If there are extenuating circumstances which have made it hard for you to stand by the bombing rule I hope you will take the time to send me a mail,give me a shout or ask for my yahoo addy so we can discuss this.....or even better we can have a meeting in the family lounge with Corky and Sweetbaby and let them decide how best to help you get back on track... I'm not here to be a hardass,but if you want to know if I am one...the simplest answer is yes... If I give my word I stand by it,but I will also look at all sides of an issue before I give my word on anything.Please know that I will help you,but I expect you to help yourself as well. Thank you for reading this and hopefully you will excell as you know you can. We will bomb

I Miss You!
My bestest friend and the best companion anyone could ever ask for died yesterday. My Dog Sarge- A.K.A Littles, A.K.A The Roe dies yesterday afternoon after falling down a flight of steps. He was diagnosed with Diabetes a tad over 2 weeks ago. He was put on RX food and Insulin. Every morning I got up to give him his medicine and it appeared he was getting better. He went blind over night and his the insulin was not working anymore. He had great spirits and even know he was severly sick he always managed to find his way on this big house to give us kisses and hugz. Yesterday I did a really dumb thing. I put him on the deck like I do every day. I turned around for one second to tell my wife something and we heard a terrible noise followed by screaming. In our Horror we saw our little baby boy bleeding and holding his leg up. We rushed him to an Emergency vet where they immediately put him on Morphine. We prayed for a Miracle but the fates weren't listening this day. My little man

I Heart Aussies!!!
I already have a pack of part australian dogs, Madd Maxx is one of my all-time favorite movies, and I sorta have the whole " I am of British ancestry and an ex-con" thing goin for me too. ( before the hate mail starts, IT WAS A JOKE !!! ) > > I have a cousin that moved down there, because she met an aussie tourist in the States, visited his home, and fell in love with the country. I hear the crime rate is lower, and its easier to make a living down there. > > With all that being said.... here's the kicker; I have not yet seen an australian woman that I didnt think was hot as hell !!!! All the ones that i have befreinded have great personalities ( hence the befreinding ! ). *****Now, my queerie is this; should I try to visit Australia ( which is highly unlikely to happen, because i have so many financial obligations in the States ), or should I try to find an authentic Aussie hottie here, and try to woo her???? Here's my third option: Would all these beautiful Aussie wo

Thoughts On Life
thoughts on life Last night a 22 yr old young man was killed in a head on wreck west of tye texas. It took me back to when i was 23 and made me realize just how lucky i am to even be here. We go through life looking at just today lets live for today forgetting that God has an ulitmate plan for us all. My family has been very fortunante we have not had a death due to a vechile accident as far as i can remember my brother lanny came very close back in 1986. The doc said that if the board had gone 2mm further into his eye he wouldnt have made it and my Brother Carl got t boned by a drunk driver and now has rods in his leg from it. This boy wasnt so lucky he was prounounced D.O.S. . I look at the accident and look even though i probably never even met the boy it makes me think how much potential he had for his life. Speed limits are there for reasons and thats to prevent things like this from happening. Lives are precious folks so yes live each day to the fullest but search for gu

Rogerlee Pimpout
BOMBERS NEEDED... ITS THE LAST FEW HOURS OF THE CONTEST AND A WONDERFUL FRIEND NEEDS HELP!!! PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND HELP OUT!! LET ME KNOW THAT YOU HELPED... AND I WILL GET YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN... PLEASE!!! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!! THANKS AGAIN... AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU DROPPED SOME COMMENTS ON HIM... EVEN IF ITS ONE OR TWO... PLEASE HELP HIM OUT!! ~~AngL~~

Living And Learning
Well i've done a lot of living and learning in the past few months and learned a couple things. FIrst leason is patience. I always want to rush things, whehter it be a relationship, being sucessful or whatever the case may be, i want it and i want it now. But rushing things, i have missed some of life's joys that i will never get back and i end up ruining things in the process. Slowly, im learning to just let things happen and enjoy it as it comes. It may not be the pace i want but the world doesnt revolve around what i want. wish it did though... lol. I also learning how to be mindful how i treat others, the old golen rule. There are people that i have mistreated badly in my life and i never thought to think how i would feel and putting myself in their shoes. I have witness Karma itself come back and bite me in the ass for somethings that i have done in the past and its sucks to say the least... and i deserve it though so im dealing with it... I have a habit of falling for some

A Reason To Not Clean House? Lol
Housework Could Pose Health Hazards, Study Says Content provided by Reuters Monday, November 5, 2007 LONDON (Reuters Life!) - Housework might be bad for your health, according to a study suggesting that tidying up as little as once a week with common cleaning sprays and air fresheners could raise the risk of asthma in adults. Other studies have linked these types of products with increased asthma rates among cleaning professionals but the research published on Friday indicates others are potentially at risk as well. Exposure to such cleaning materials even just once a week could account for as many as one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers wrote in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. "Frequent use of household cleaning sprays may be an important risk factor for adult asthma," Jan-Paul Zock, an epidemiologist at the Centre for Research in Environmental Epidemiology in Barcelona, who led the study, wrote. Asthma is an inflammation o

My First Blog
I really want to use my blogs as rants really I used to write editorials back in college and was known for my acerbic wit but today instead my first humble offering is more sentimental and personal, my dog is dying. I was raised with dogs and owned one nearly all my life, with the exception of some yrs. in my 20s when I lived in apartments and couldn't have one. One would think that I would be used to a dog dying, but I'm not. Sam, my current dog, is a big fluffy mutt just 4 yrs. old. He used to weigh a robust 98lbs. but alas his dwindled to a skelatal 68. They say Sam has kidney disease and may have been born with geenetically poor kidney's, I think it's from the recent contaminated food because the food I raised him on and he ate every day were part of the recall. The prognosis is not good. Sam was given a 99.9999% chance of dying and so for a week now I've been on death watch. What's really crazy is that I'm in sales, I'm a cold hearted salesman. And yet each day I come hom

Offering My Services To Fubar Members
I'm a freelance artist offering my services to all you good people on FUBAR. If you need a tattoo design or portraits or even character designs and concept art don't hesitate to contact me! For a reasonable fee I can help create a masterpiece for you. The only limit is your imagination !!!! Here's a link to some of my work: http://www.doomsmith.netfirms.com If you like what you see then let me know !!!!! Can't wait to hear back from you!

My Wish
i loved you from afar with all my heart and soul wishing i could be with you as once long ago i was there i long to be sitting next to you as i know thats where i belong by your side and in your heart is where i wish to be forever time i long to hold you through out the night as silently i hear your sad and lonely cries wishing that i could kiss away your tears and hold you close to my heart for all time i wish to feel your soft lips touching mine as we would kiss like never before as our skin finally touches one anothers and i fall into a heavenly place within your arms held tightly within your warm arms my hands will go roaming along your feather soft skin as i know this is where i want to be where i know i belong and am loved i wish i could give you the stars in my soft butterfly kisses as my lips caress your silken skin through out the darkened night if mere words could explain to you the depth of my feelings for you id sing from the mountain t

Men
Why is it im new to this site and because I don't have a salute pic which I justfound out today what that was do men think im fake?? Sorry if I have a since of humor and what some call good looks. Sorry you've been burned but that is your issue not mine. Dont judge me off what others have done to you get a life and get over it. Yes Iknow their is fake people and pic stealers out their happen to be someone that this has happened to. No wonder their is so many lonely souls out their. So sad when people arnt willing to look beyond their own issues And men most women dont fall for the sweetie, sexy, babe comment all the time.

Whats In My Heart
Don't let yourself get close to someone because they will rip your heart from your chest. But when it is all said and done after you realize you can't seem to get over that special someone all that is left is nothing. So don't give your heart to someone that won't give it back because all it will do is haunt you. This is for everyone that has had there heart taking from them and can't get it back. I guess it just hit me that hard after so long now that i realize that I'm that bad. But this is for the person I love and she knows who she is. I know this doesn't matter but I love you for now and always.

Best Pick-up Lines
Since this is a bar and we are all adults, share with us all who read this your very best pick up line, tell us if its worked or not. maybe you guys will get some ideas from others and stop being so lame.. i'll post ones i like that u guys come up with. enjoy

You All Are Crazy Tarts
all of you are a buch of tarts i want ed you to be my friend and you spit on me basicly. i need 3,000 friend to reach the next level how did i insult you mind? you all are carzy tart look there goes the tart cart your missing your rides!!!!

I Asked He Said No...
I asked God and God said NO Current mood: happy I asked God to take away my pride and God said, "No." He said it was not for Him to take it away, but for me to give it up. I asked God to heal my disease and God said, "No." He said, "Your spirit is whole, your body is only temporary. Through your afflictions you will learn to help others who also suffer." I asked God to grant me patience and God said, "No." He said that patience is a by-product of tribulation. It isn't granted; it's earned. I asked God to give me happiness and God said, "No." He said that He gives blessings; happiness is up to me. I asked God to spare me pain and God said, "No." He said, "Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me." I asked God to make my spirit grow and God said, "No." He said that I must grow on my own, but He will prune me to make me fruitful. I asked God if He loved me and God said, "Yes." He said, "I gave my only Son who died for you

Quick Thinking
A recently-divorced man went to a party and found himself smack in front of his ex-wife's new husband. Having had more than a few drinks,he said in a condescending tone,"So? How do you like 'second hand merchandise?'" The other man smiled. "Not bad at all. Everything after the first few inches is brand new!"

Looking
Does any one know of a group that is made up of military, ex-military, members, to include family members? If so, what’s the link/site/etc? If not, why doesn’t someone start one? (I’m not smart enough to. LOL) JC

Thoughts Of A Dying Man ....
Your eyes are like old seas, two lines of a song that is not written yet. But your eyes are like the winter cold, i can see them, on my mirror drawn with wine, old and happy. And your eyes are like a burning prison, that sings me song treason Old songs of no reason. No reason, love does not need a reason.

Pyromedia...all The News Thats Fit To Burn
People put a lot of faith in figures...Jesus for example. Lotsa people putting a lot of faith in Jesus. And for good reason....he was good guy. You know the kinda guy that would stop and pick you up if you ran out of gas. He inspired a lot of trends. First off...Hippies are still wearing those sandals he wore and just about every in heavy metal at one point had the same hair cut and beard cut as Jesus. Now that being all good we all talk about when Jesus comes back. Especially Christians...they love to talk about when Jesus is coming back, But before we talk about that let's talk about his day. Jesus was a bit of a celebrity in his day and just like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan (Or LiLo as those of us close to her call her) Or Benaffangelinanistinavaughnaffleck (for those of you that are pop culture impaired the last was a reference to celebrity name pairing) so some of the press he got was good and some was bad.... you know, Mary Magdalin dumps Jesus for his frequent trips to st

Work/hotels/on The Road Food
So here we go again, On the road... well everyone I am heading off tomorrow for my not so exciting work road trip. I have three place to go to, being i live right here in the fine state of Florida im going north. North means one thing colder than here.lol GA, NC, TN are my destinations. I am looking forward to NC though, I have a half sister and my Peanut (my niece) So this will be cool... other than that.. Three weeks of bad food, not sleeping well, and no money being my checks will be down here. im gonna have to figure something out...But on the plus side ill be getting 60-75 hours a week, so i can catch up on my bills. I will be taking my laptop but I dont know if i can get it to work or if i will have time to log on. So if i dont talk to yall have a great few weeks... those who know my number feel free to text or call... till next time. Jamez

Diecast
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' Whaoooo Brew Did Right Foronce '
HEY GIVE ME A " A " BREW COOKED SPAGETTI AND I DIDN'T BURN THE WATER OR THE MEAT OR SPAGETTI NOODLES , FINALLY ONE THING HAS GONE RIGHT , SINCE MMMMM I IM GOIN TO BEAT HIS ASS WHEN I SEE HIM , AS I GIVE A DEVILISH GRIN HE HE , I WON'T BECAUSE I LOVE MY KAGE .

Love Can
Id gladly walk across the desert With no shoes upon my feet To share with you the last bite Of bread I had to eat I would swim out to save you In your sea of broken dreams When all your hopes are sinkin Let me show you what love means Love can build a bridge Between your heart and mine Love can build a bridge Dont you think its time? Dont you think its time? I would whisper love so loudly Every heart could understand That love and only love Can join the tribes of man I would give my hearts desire So that you might see The first step is to realize That it all begins with you and me When we stand together Its our finest hour We can do anything, anything Keep believin in the power Love and only love Love and only love

Contest Winners
Thank you everyone for making this contest SUCH a SUCCESS! You guys are the greatest! Here are your WINNERS! Congrats to you all! Mwah! 1st Place Winner of the Happy Hour. Scsweetie Rating: 10.18 (190) Comments:72242 Total: 73192 2nd Place Winner of the 30 Day Blast RogerLee Rating: 10.16 (104) Comments:67724 Total: 68244 3rd Place Winner of the 1 Mo. Vip or 7 day Blast AdDicKtIve SinS Rating: 10.1 (123) Comments:41310 Total:41925 4th Place Winner of the 3 day Blast Master Rebel Rating: 10.45 (20) Comments:37598 Total: 37698 Go throw some congrats at them! I would like to thank all the Bombing Families who bombed in the contest! We couldn't have done it without you! Mwah!

Lip Lovers Contest Ends!
Thank you everyone for making this contest SUCH a SUCCESS! You guys are the greatest! Here are your WINNERS! Congrats to you all! Mwah! 1st Place Winner of the Happy Hour. Scsweetie Rating: 10.18 (190) Comments:72242 Total: 73192 2nd Place Winner of the 30 Day Blast RogerLee Rating: 10.16 (104) Comments:67724 Total: 68244 3rd Place Winner of the 1 Mo. Vip or 7 day Blast AdDicKtIve SinS Rating: 10.1 (123) Comments:41310 Total:41925 4th Place Winner of the 3 day Blast Master Rebel Rating: 10.45 (20) Comments:37598 Total: 37698 WOW !!! WOW !!! WOW !!! WOW !!! Its about all i can think of right now.. Just WOW! I never dreamed I would honestly win this contest! I KNOW alot of you put in bunches of comments for me, maxing out everyday. That is hours and HOURS of dedication to a friend.. It got nerve racking at times, BUT WE DID IT!! I will never forget everything all of you have done for me... NOW.. I hav

Funny Joke
Chinese Love naughty jokes? Click here to joint this group A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try sumting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a very puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"

Come On Now!!!
Come on I know I am a guy and just as perverted as the next but I really do like to talk to my friends. So come on message me comment me or shout at me something DANG. Yes I want to get massive points but I want to make friends too. Teasing and flirting is welcome as well, after all its only a puter.

Make A Salute For Me
******For my friends, fans, family and anybody who wants to...I am collections Salutes TO ME. Take a picture of yourself as if you were making a fubar salute except instead of putting your name on the paper, you write a note to me, Like HEY Peggy ...:-) It can be on a diaper, a paper towel, roll of TP, a shirt, in the dirt whatever...the more unique the better...I am going to make a pic folder for them. If you make one for me, email me the link to it once you get it uploaded. Anybody who makes one for me will get 500 fubucks. I have my first one, it is in the folder appropriately titled Salutes made for me :-) A very unique salute indeed...very creative :P

Kids And Projects
2 weeks ago i was informed by my 12 yr old son that he has to turn in a project. " what kind of project?" i asked him. " oh i have to build a water bottle rocket". i tell him no problem, just get the information and we can build it. we have to know what size water bottle, do we need to build a launcher, what will the teacher provide etc. the next day i ask " did you get the info?" to which he replied " no,, i forgot ". bring it home tomorrow he is told. it was forgotten about until the weekend just before it was due,,, still no info, nada,, " oh the directions mustve been washed and i am certain we need a launcher" grrr at the last minute we were scrambling to build a water bottle rocket, complete with launcher assy. total cost $68 at the local hardware store. gawd i was pissed. how could a project for school, thats worth so much of his grade require $65 in parts. the rocket and launcher were built,,we stayed up late sunday night workin on it. it was in on time. and now it sits on the

Hackers
Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers. "Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering"... Damn kids. They're all alike. But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world... Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They're all alike. I'm in junior high or high school. I've listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did it in my head..." Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all alike. I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because I screwed it up. Not because it do

How Do You Like This
Roses are red violets are korny, when i think of you ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!!

Holidays!~*
~snow(evn if its only on my porch step..so fake works..its the thought that counts) ~frost(like wen i blow out my mouth or nose..i see smoke..n i can write stufff on ppls cars, n get numb toes n fingrs) ~christmas trees(evn a tiny personal tree) ~long underwear..(like ur dad wers, aND some footie pajamas!) ~ blow up tent!~(i owned one my sr yr n i slept in it, n then i popped it..im still searching fo rit..so if u kno..tell me!) ~sparkeltini ~my familia(im not spanish i just like to pretend) ~my kids(suzy n zeke~he ran away,she is pregnant..:(>>) ~my FUBAR FRIENDS TO COME BAKE COOKies with Me(girls n fella's..u kno who u bE!)

Can You See Me???
Can you see my eyes are slanted Or do you look into my soul Can you see my ears are smaller Or do you hear my words “I Love You” Can you see my tongue is bigger Or do you say, “I Love you, too” Can you see my nose is flatter Or do you smell the flower I give you Can you see my teeth are a little crooked Or do you see my wide white smile Can you see my speech is different Or do you listen when I talk Can you see the line across my palm Or do you feel me when I touch Can you see I am a little shorter Or do you notice I stand so tall Can you see my muscles not so strong Or do you feel I hug so tight Can you see me as a different pal Or do you know I just want friends Can you see these as a part of me Or do you know I was meant to be Can you see that I am different Or do you see the inner me Can you hear the beating heart God gave It beats the same inside of me I can see the real YOU.. Can you see me? ..share love with everyone no matter who he/she is..see

Global Bombers Yellow Team
thank you to all global bombers and family for all the hard work i believe we have the most powerful bombing family on fubar we really pulled together on the lip contest and came close to a 3rd place and we were way behind. wow this was great. and a special thanks to my yellow team i seen a lot of effort out of you on this contest keep up the hard work yellow team. Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

All Right
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Life
in life you get two chosses live like theres no tomorrow or live for ten years down the road if you live like theres no tomorrow you miss out on life and if you live for ten years down the road you forget abouthaven fun and what life really means so you tell me what life really means so you tell me what i should do miss out on life or forget about fun and what life really means is there a in between or is it just that should i have for the things i need should i have to cry myself to sleep cause life isnt working out should i have to fight for my life thats just it you get nothing for free life just one big fight you fight for your you fight for your job so you can feed your self you fight to keep your family and friends safe you fight to survive in a world your not ment to fight is that it are we fighting a fight we wont win is there no hope should we just give up and not fight but thats it if you give up on the fight your called a failure but if you keep the fight going what are you

This Morning
Rising again why? To meet the dawn of the day How did my life come to this now An empty future filled with memories Face in the dirt again another day just eats away at me Because I don't belong here No, I don't belong here It just eats away And I feel as it's tearing at me Don't tell me why I should try When I know your not listening You don't hear me So why should I try? When it just eats away Tell me why I should try tonight Was going to kill myself today But instead I've found a better way Through you This cant last forever If I killed myself today then I won't find a better way and I won't. This can't last forever, no It just eats away and I feel as its tearing at me Don't tell me why I should try When I know your not listening You don't hear me So why should I try? When it just eats away tell me why i should try tonight you'll hear me now Shut up you don't know a fucking thing About what I have seen Another day will pass I put this kn

Venter
Okay my mumm boob envy or renis envy got removed for nsfw...its a safe question. I understand the ned for it, but does it have to so extreme that they will remove your acct? I fell in love with fubar and know i have to watch my back for my acct haha. NSFW is getting abused..ima figure out suttin >:)

Please Block
pierced1 This guy gave me hell a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, I no longer have the comments he made to me from my Shoutbox. In the end, he called me a "f*ing whore" simply because I didn't tell him that I was married IRL from the beginning. He's an A$$. I already have him blocked myself.

Birthday Thanks
Hello friends, fans, and family! I just wanted to say thank you so very much for all the Birthday love and gifts you all gave me yesterday. I loved it all. It made me feel so special on my Birthday. A extra special thanks goes to Linda and Sabby for the wonderful ticker I was given. I got a ton on new friends and fans. I am so happy that you all have added me. *HUGS* Thank you everyone for making my Birthday a wonderful day!

Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled
Some Kids' Cough Syrups Recalled Several Robitussin and Children's Dimetapp Products Recalled Because of Dosage Cup; No Problem With Medications By Miranda Hitti WebMD Medical NewsReviewed by Louise Chang, MDOct. 30, 2007 -- Wyeth Consumer Healthcare issued a voluntary recall today of several of its Robitussin products and Children's Dimetapp Cough & Cold Congestion product. The recall only involves the following products for all U.S. retailers: Robitussin Cough DM Robitussin Cough & Cold CF Robitussin Cough & Congestion Robitussin Chest Congestion Robitussin Head & Chest Congestion PE Robitussin Cough Sugar Free DM Children’s Dimetapp Cold & Chest Congestion In a news release, Wyeth says the recall has nothing to do with the medications themselves. Instead, it's about the dosage cup that comes with the products. Wyeth will remove dosage cups that don't have a half-teaspoon mark, which is the recommended dose for children aged 2-6, and replace those product

I'm Feeling Like I'll Never Get Out
For those who know me, you know that I'm married. I've been telling my husband since April 2007 that I wanted out of our marriage, and that I didn't love him anymore. He has put me thru the ringer emotionally,physically and mentally. I cannot deal with it anymore. The way he treats me, the way he treats my 13 yr old son that is not his can be alot to deal with. I told him again last night I wanted out. That I wanted to seperate from him, see other people and that I had feelings for another man. I told him that I loved this other man, and wanted to be with him. You know what my husband said, he said that I married him for better or for worse, that he is not giving up on me. That he loves me, no matter what I do. I told him to not bother because it is not returned. At one point he got mad said he was cutting my cell phone off, and the internet, and not paying anymore of my bills. I was handling that fine because you know I finally realized I dont need all that to be ha

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Cowboy Code of Ethics Current mood: calm Cowboy Code of Ethics 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. 9. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. 12. AND FINALLY: After eatin

Can I Enlighten You
It was a drizzly and windy night outside. As we dined, I marveled at how the evening was progressing. The conversation in person had been altogether different from what I had imagined and even more different from our online and phone chats. He was indeed witty in a subtle way and had managed to speak to me not in a condescending manner, but as I imagined myself...an intelligent woman. Our table was in a secluded corner of the restaurant overlooking the river. Boats slowly passed ... trying to find their marinas as the storm lashed at them. Thru the windows, their lights looked musical as the rain ran down the glass, making them seem to undulate along the river. As the lightning flashed, I looked at his eyes and saw a gentleness and kindness that had first drawn me to him. Seated next to him...he had been very insistent that we sit next to, not facing....I felt a canny comfort emanating from him as more lightning flashed. Seeing me look at him, he leaned over and whispered in my ear

Broken Window
the old broken window shattering the light the days have passed long alone i slumber waiting for you the part of mysoul ive been searching for love is a diamond buried underground waiting to be found the old window shows me one thing how my life reflects away from me love is a balance trials once i loved you but you dont show it back ill sit and stare at the old broken window

Kris
a girl she waits waits for what her heart desires a lonely path a narrow road she cries in the night longing wanting what she wants she does not know a tip of the hourglass broken sand time will tell all time will bring the love shining among herself glowing like an angel full of love full of compassion filled with love devine kris is a flower blooming for all time

New Account Plz Add Me To Your Page
well this page is screwed im not able to do anything on it anymore so i have to start over and dont want to lose all my great friends so if you would be so kind to add my new account ty

Military Related
I got this as an email at work and decided to repost it here. Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,8

Politics
Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,800 per year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or Fre

An Eye Opener
Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,800 per year. f. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or Fre

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Wtf
Sitting here are work bored out of my fucking mind. So while being bored I am wondering WTF, why isnt there someone trying to talk to me? I am attractive funny perverted smart ass, so whats the deal? Come on step up. I can converse with the best of them on tons of subjects, it aint all gotta be about sex. Though that is a good topic lol. Other than that I am bored so if no talk then somone challenge me to a game or something. Come on help a guy out here would ya ladies lol.

Torn
I lie awake and ponder Nothing but the silence Wait...what is that I hear? A heart beat? *thump thump, thump thump* A burst of light Aloud crackling crash In the howling wind I stand alone Watching the clouds swirling around me To my left is my home To my right, the great unknown The wind is blowing harder now I watch as it picks up the debris The wind throws it left It breaks a window~an opening to my soul The wind throws it right I can't quite see where it goes Stuck in the whipping wind I receive my punishment I watch my home get torn apart Everything I loved and knew is gone With the loud harmonious thunder My heart breaks I pray that it ends The pain is too deep With the bright flashes of lightning I am torn between choices I am picked up by the whirling cyclone I am tossed into the dark hole of despair I hear it again *thump thump, thump thump* It gets slower and softer *thump thump, thump thump* The end is drawing near A *swish* and its gone ~Holl

A Regret, A Love, A Loss
A shock, like lightning flashing It starts slowly falling A quiet pitter patter Like a tapping of your finger to the beat of a song They are tear drops Tear drops falling on my pillow Outside I hear the thunder Banging & Raging Crashing like my broken heart Shattering the night sky The rain ~ the pieces broken apart The wind is blowing Crushing the rain against the trees ~ my home I hear the howling ~ Reminding me of my hollow heart The crashing, the howling, the bright flashes of light My tears ~falling harder than the rain I drown them away The rage inside me hits with the power of lightning Broken glass, torn pillows A picture is all I have His death is mine also Alone this late night All I can do is remember Remember our memories we would've shared They are tear drops falling on my pillow ~Holly~

Funny
A man breaks into a house to look for money and food. Inside he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowners wife to the bed the man gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen, this guy is a nut case. Look at his clothes and his crazy eyes! He probably escaped from an insane asylum and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you." His wife responds, "he wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love you, too."

Help On My Giveaway
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, AND FANS, I AM ALMOST DONE ON THIS HH GIVEAWAY AND ONLY NEED 700 COMMENTS. I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP. PLEASE STOP BY AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS. NO NEED TO BOMB UNLESS YOU WANT TO. I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH 50 PER DAY. HERE IS THE LINK: THANKS, FLY, FOUNDER OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY

Latna News
JOE AND ME AND DANI..DECDIED ON START OVER WITH THE FAMILY......NEW NAME AND VIBE....SO WELL PSOSTING BLOGS..TO SEE WHO WANTS TO STAY OR GO....ITS BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR YALL...BUT WEMUST MOVE ON...ITS NOT EASY..BUT WE HAVE TO START FRESH..WE KEEP YALL INFORMED...AND ENCOURAGE YALL TO KEEP YOUR TAGS.....I HOPE YALL HAVING A BLESSED DAY ONE LOVE GUY AND ADVISOR TO THE LATINA MAFIA

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Love
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back, your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER ENDS". Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do

I Don't Really Know Right Now !
I am having sum trouble with life in general . I can't see out of the tunnel I'm in . It's as if somthing keeps holding my head under the water & only let's me up to take a breath every now and then . Well just thought I'd vent for now l8r

Miss Morris
A lot has happened since ive written in her and it isnt as lovely as it all seemed...school has been hard and I been tryna keep up but ya know its difficult when they inter-relate...but whaatever i shall get through that boyfriend and I have had some rough patches but who doesnt...its been a long road and I wouldnt trade it in for the world..nuff said been happy lately..it's been a while but whatever...lol all is well anywayz the basics are enough for now so have a good one take care XoXo Miss Morris

My Job And My Online Time!
Today @ work I was called to the office yikes! I was told and shown some screen shots of me having fun while not on the clock. I am a school counselor @ a public school. Apparently a kid so they say came into a particular lounge that I fequent when I get off work. I was in my oppion just having fun. In their's I was showing a distasteful side of myself. Also that actions maybe taken against me. Who can be judge and jury here of my time away from the school. Is this right? I do not know how this will affect me in my favorite room or if I will even let it affect me. This is my time noone elses.

I Never Wanted...!!!!
I Never Wanted... As I write these words I realize that I may never see you ALL again, I may never TALK you ALL and I may never SEND YOU ALL hugglez again, but I know that what we ALL once had when me found u ALL was pure and true. We never fought, we never argued, and we only had the best of things to say to each other and there's nothing I wouldn't do for you ALL!!! Something like that I can't seem to let just fade away. How can I be expected to live with that kind of regret!!! I waited for so long just to be able to do those things with you allz, meeting TRUE ppls.... I want, just to be able to look into your eyes and talk with you all and make u ALL see!!!! See what is truely happening that ALL of u are closing ur eyes to!!!! I want, just to be able to look into your eyes and tell you that I will never stop caring for ALL of you. Maybe it seems crazy and maybe I expect too much but, I can't help but feel that there was something between all of us!!!, and I that

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My Rockin Friends
Okay, I know I said my friends Rock... but I need to say it again! Want real friends who show up? Add these people, they are great! Show them lots of love, they truly deserve it! If there is anyone I missed, who has helped over the last couple of days, please let me know! I dont want to leave anyone out! You guys are AWESOME! Mwah! Karma - Fubar hubby to ice princess,@ fubar ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~@ fubar HAVOK35(THE SUPREME BEING OF MISCHIEF)(THE SULTAN OF MAYHEM)(a.k.a. MALE INTERNET SLUT)@ fubar ~~AngL~~@ fubar sweething4771~MEMBER OF THE PRIDE~@ fubar DEMON WOLF-Founder-NIGHT WALKERS- Club FAR- I DWELL IN THE DEEPEST PIT OF HELL.@ fubar ♥HOT Marina♥Lust goddess♥ *wifey to sweetpoison* ♥member to Club F.A.R♥@ fubar

What A Boyfriend Should B
A TRUE BOYFRIEND! When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] * TIL SHE STOPS * THEN ASK HER WHATS WRONG* When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is ok

Advice For Hilary
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......... The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

Thanksgiving Joke
Got this by email from a mailing list.... One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Priest And Nun
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara dessert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "I agree," says the Father. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "Anything, Father." "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours." "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm." The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister, would you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "Fath

I Liked You More Before I Loved You
I LIKED YOU FROM THE FIRST TIME WE TALKED. THE WAY YOU USED YOUR WORDS, THE WAY YOU LOOKED. YOU SEEMED SO KIND AND CONSIDERATE, HOW COULD I HELP LIKING YOU? DAYS CAME AND WENT, SO DID YOU! I WAS BEGINNING TO WONDER IF THE THINGS YOU SAID WERE TRUE. THEN ONE DAY OUT OF THE CLEAR BLUE SKY CAME A FLASH ON THE SCREEN, MAKING ME WEAK IN THE KNEES, MY HEART BEGAN POUNDING, MY HANDS SHAKING, YOU HAD COME BACK TO ME. WAS IT ALL JUST A DREAM? A FEW MONTHS LATER AFTER TALKING FOR A WHILE, I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER. WOULD HE CALL? I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER. I REMEMBER THE DAY WELL, WAS HOT IN JULY, JUST OUT OF THE SHOWER, I SAT DOWN AT THE COMPUTER WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY PHONE STARTED BUZZING... A MISSED CALL? HMMM, AS I LOOKED TO SEE WHO IT WAS, MY HEART STARTED RACING SO FAST I THOUGHT I WOULD PASS OUT. IT WAS YOU. FINALLY MY DREAM HAD COME TRUE. I LISTENED TO YOUR MESSAGE TAKING IN THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE, SO DEEP AND SEXY IT SHOULD BE A SIN, THE WAY YOU MADE ME FEEL RIGHT THERE AN

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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over

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A recently widowed Jewish lady was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. " I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked." "First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book. " Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Sun Tree," he answered, and then resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?" With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and

Update On Mom Helen
MOM HELEN AS YOU KNOW HAD TO HAVE PART OF HER LUNG REMOVED AS A RESULT THEY DIDN'T GET IT ALL AND NOW SHE'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH CHEMO PLEASE FOR KAGE & ME KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYERS TY YOU ALL SO MUCH KAGE AND CHERIE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

You
You This yearning in my heart This confusion in my mind The words left unspoken Haunts me all the time Everyday I watch pass by With an emptiness in my life And a hole in my heart Where only you belong Something keeps me holding on What I'll never know But one day things will go my way And I'll have you in my arms

Weird Facts!!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky

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TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. *12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The One that Waits (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautions.Bit of naughty. By far best in bed! The one and only. *7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. A

Fucken Dog Control
Not so long agao, a 53 year old man had his dog taken off him and destroyed simply because he couldn't pay the exuberant fees to own athe animal. I am a dog owner myself, and struggle like hell every year, on top of every other fees and taxes that go along with being a suburbanite, to pay for the privalage to love a creature. If the system can find a way to make you pay for the good things in life, they will..Anyway, this poor bugga was left dumb founded with what they had done, and is now in a bad state of depression..They made it so awkward for him, by fineing him for not registering his dog, that he just couldn't come up with the fees,the total was about $800, including, the penaltiy for not paying for the last time.He argued with them and eventually told them to"Fuck off".The next day 3 police officers, and 2 reprecentatives from the SPCA, turned up to remove the dog. They told him that he had 7 days to come up with the money, or the dog will be destroyed, Well This is where the fi

The Girl From The South
she speaks softly to me whispers in the night i long to hold her but distance keeps me hanging hanging from a life i want i draw ever so closer but somethings holding me down is it love is it life unnecessary balances leave me astray wanting to free myself climbing running i hope she feels the same way i do the girl from the south is what i want to make happy the whole night through

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for pukin

Helping Friends
If you have time to pass some comments or even a rate to my friend LadyOfNY I would really appreciate it. Its her first contest and shes trying to hard to win. Its just her and I commenting as well as a few others. Please help her to win? Here is the link. Thanks so much!

A Funny Story
Here is a funny story about that something that happened to me as a kid. When I was 18 I had a few friends that I used to party with. One day we decided to drink some beers and we had 1 dude with a fake ID that could get served in any liquor store. There were stores in-town we could go to but they jacked up the prices and being a white boy you were taking your life in your hands. The problem was the guy with the ID was a super nerd, a real nice guy and a good friend but a forgetful dork. He was the kind of friend that you hung out with when all else failed, he was good for free beer and a place to throw a party. We used him and in return we made him popular and he got to hang out with the fine ass chicks I knew. So on this day we decided to have a small party but when we got to the store we learned that the Dude (I will call him JL) forgot his money. Now his parents were out of town and he lived in a nice neighborhood, as did I. his neighbors knew his parents were out of town and

The Proper Text
Come to me Clouds May you rise as an evil storm Born to rip them open Let the cover of night bear witness who resist so they will harm me not Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal I pray you

Contest!!!
Who ever comments the most wins but with every contest their are rules. 1. With every comment someone else must comment before and after your own. Anytime your comments are back to back they will not count... Winner is allowed to my family only albums until the end of time... Enjoy and good luck I will be back in 2 weeks context ends 11/20/07... Love Sin

To Be Prepared..for Everything That May Go Wrong Or Get It My Way ;-)
Growing up I have been raised to be pretty close to nature. Mainly how to live off of it. We lived back in the woods of Jasper,Tx. This blog only goes into my father's side of survivalism. Peace through superior firepower, and always be prepared. Much earlier than most would even imagine. I was shooting my BBgun at age 4. * Attn parents. The BBgun is a "gateway gun", becareful. Along with that comesthe first rifle.* He taught me respect and care for firearms. Next was my .22lr at 6, then a lil 410g shotgun. That was about it on the freebies. Instead, he shared his for the teaching. A varied assortment of arms. I never reallly cared for the non-sporting hunts. A timer and feeder. Isnt sporting. There have been many day and night spent out in the Big Thicket or river bottoms of S.E.Texas deer and squirrel hunting. Now, when I was told to shoot some squirrels for dinner by my Mom. It carried a different tone. A few opossums, a skunk here and there did fall under my aim. Neither of which a

My Happy Hour
WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR LETTING ME HAVE A GREAT HAPPY HOUR ,,,356 PPL LEVELED IN THAT HOUR I ALSO WANT TO SAY IF I DID NOT GET TO YOU WITH A RATE COMMENT AND FAN PLEASE LET ME KNOW I RECIVED A LOT OF REQESTS AND HAD TO OK EVERYONE ALL AT ONE TIME SO PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT HERE AND I WILL DROP BY THANK YOU ALL AGAIN I HAD A BLAST :) HUGS AND KISSES SWEET~THING

A Prayer For Our Troops!!!
Dear Lord, There's a young man far from home, called to serve his nation in time of war; sent to defend our freedom on some distant foreign shore. We pray You keep him safe, we pray You keep him strong, we pray You send him safely home ... for he's been away so long. There's a young woman far from home, serving her nation with pride. Her step is strong, her step is sure, there is courage in every stride. We pray You keep her safe, we pray You keep her strong, we pray You send her safely home ... for she's been away too long. Bless those who await their safe return. Bless those who mourn the lost. Bless those who serve this country well, no matter what the cost. God, Bless America!

Come On Now
Here we go :P Just stick out your tounge and win a 7 day blast or a vip I am giving out to 1st and 2nd place winners first place has the choice of what they want also everyone that wins will get a gife from me when contest is over. So please send me you link to pic you want enterd. If you dont have one have fun and take one :) Will start when i have 10 pics This will be a week contest so will gie dates when all set . Thank you SWEET~THING Heres my link :) SWEET~THING~WILL ALWAYS PIMP ~ANCIENT1~and `OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB CO-FOUNDER~@ fubar

Things That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me!
I recently took a trip with my 76yr old mother to Wisconsin and Chicago. We visited my 95 and 90 yr old Great aunts. It is the last time she will see them before they are gone. The trip nearly killed me. Not just from sitting in a car for 10 to 12hrs straight either. That was expected and meds were dolled out accordingly. And Mom wouldn't let me drive much....................That is another story. The traffic in Chicago was unbelievable!!! I have driven in Kansas City many times in regular and rush hour. But the drivers in Chicago really had me on the edge of my seat. I found out it is normal for at least 3 cars to run a red light before traffic can proceed. And the horn honking was instantaneous when the light changed. Even if the 3 cars were still in the middle of the intersection. And the Toll Way!!! I wanted to get out and knock on the window of the idiot behind me and ask him if I teleported the 300 cars stopped in front of me to somewhere else would he stop pushing

What Does Love Mean!!!
Ask me and I'll say... It's gently folded within a small childs heart, Where the innocence is laid.. It's the blossoms that fill my garden, Each and every spring.. It's getting up in the mornings, Listening to the joy... life brings. It's the falling of the leaves, In the colors of red and gold.. It's the wonderful and precious stories, That once my Grandma told.. It's the sprinkle of the snowflakes, The snow angel in my yard.. It's in the stars... that glitter in the heavens, The rainbow that paints the sky.. I know what love looks like, It's in everything I see.. For when I shine my light on love, It shines right back on me..

Random Thoughts
INHUMANITY INEPT INCOMPETENCE INACTION INCIVILITY INSTABILITY INDIFFERENCE IMPERFECTIONS IN HUMANITY In the shadows of reality Many are unseen in society Overlooked without recourse Never knowing how to use available resources . . . Without a voice to aid their cause No protection found in our laws Hidden and kept out of sight No one understands their plight . . . The cause isn't very well known So no one ever throws them a bone Injustice and inequality for all Who among you will answer their call? Never really politically correct No one aids or really affects The way they are viewed and misunderstood Helpless, voiceless, no services ~ nothing good . . . Institutionalized and kept out of view So much of life they never knew Never to feel wanted and appreciated Seen as worthless, their value depreciated . . . "Mentally Ill" or "Developmentally Disabled" Oh, how much I loath those stupid labels "Retarded" and "Slow" are so much worse Those

Mason
Okay i made a mumm and well fubar deleted it and that is like just wrong. The mumm was about my cousin and the fact that she just lost her son tonight and i was asking what everyone thought that i should do to help her and her family about donations or other things and they deleted the thing and im sorry but that is just wrong. let me know what you think the baby was only 3 months old there are pics on my page and in my albums so check them out.

Questionairre~
LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

Love Stinx
So the inactive wife has moved out for about 8months or so now. Still married to her. I had hoped at one time to mend matters, now I have lost that desire to since she threw a wrench in the works and stated that she has had a BF for about that long(my intuition says longer) but she didnt want to say anything prior, hoping that things have changed for the better. Better for What?! Not only that she only seems to show interest around payday?(me OWNED?! dont think so) What do ya say? The same as I do?! FUCK THAT! Her financial struggles due to her wanting to move out and on are not on me anymore, I say let this so called BF support her broke and broken ass.

Her First Contest
krazymomma21 is in her first contest. she needs help. everyone stop by and show her love. click on the link below and rate and bomb the pic. all the help she can get is really appreciated. thank you for your support.

Now Taking Soulmate Applications
here is an older poem that I wrote about my commitment to the partner I've always been searching for, and never found, I was 18 and 12 years later Im still searching for you. My Grasp You are the breath that decays itself slowly within my unforgiving lips - I am the touch that fullfills you completely with only mere fingertips - You are the warmth that quenches my thirst to be loved and content - I am the one who loves you more and to the farthest extent - You are the thought that intrudes the deepest cracks of my exposed heart - I am with you always and our love will never ever part - You are the taste that provides my passion with hope and desire - I am the reason your sadness withers and begins to expire - You are the concern within my stomach that drains me of my strength - I make a promise to cherish our love and I will go to any length - Copyright ©1993 Jason Lusk 'evilteddybear'

Who Am I ?!
I have been finding myself sitting in my new house alone thinking about who I am. While I was in High School i really defined myself by how well I performed in sports. I realize now that this was very childish.I have now since gone on to college and after two semesters i still don't know who I am. How am I supposed to figure this out. I've tried many things and all I know to be absolute truth about who I am is how strong I am in faith and my addiction to sex. I know in due time the Lord will reveal to me who I am in time.

* In Gratitude *
IN GRATITUDE Today now in this moment I am ecstatic to impart How deeply I have loved you from the start We, in ourspace - together in love as one, came from our source In this divinely beautiful love we've traveled cosmic paths in our course I embrace the natural energies of the bodies, spirit and breath Through symbols of birth, and rebirth, giving us depth and breadth Together as one we connect with cosmic, universal energy. We are becoming one with the other, the cosmos through infinity A deeper, intergalactic, omniversal unity A sacred geometry of sacred fibonacci spirals infinitely through infinity Phi blesses each of us Of collective wholeness of our divinity Transcending into higher dimensions of consciousness Shall we spiral together, We shall bless Chi alchemically into a divine union with thee Where our souls intermingle, truly free To be all that we are created to be Collectively Shall we, Co-Create Our New Reality Ourspace is the place

Everthing Happens For A Reason
Hey there every body!!!! How's the day treating you so far huh? I hope all is well and that each and everyone of you are smiling ALOT!!! For those of you who truely know me and are apart of my everyday life know that I try to stay on the path of goodness when it comes to my friends and family... I know that I am far from perfect but what I can say for myself is that I strive each and everyday to obtain the neccessary wisdom I need to be the best man I can possibly be.. I asked my self once... Who am I? Where did I, We, come from? In fact I think I probably read over 100 books on spirituality, eastern & western philosphy, theology and many others in between.. in a rather short time... Thats how determined I was to get the answer! Then in passing with a mentor type of person/friend of mine I was explaining my curiosities & concerns and he said to me.. " Keith the way I look at it is; Spirituality is like a vast river of water flowing under the ground and all of us on earth r

Sexiest Older Man Contest
A Friend of mine entered me into the Sexiest Older Male Contest. Of you have 5 minutes to spare a few votes wouldn't go amiss. All Luv shown will be return as normal, just let me know you've posted a few votes Thanks Click the Thumbnail below to vote

Quantum Ponderis Peccatum
This is just an initial blog post, made during the creation of my blog. I'm still trying to figure this website out. If there are things missing, things that profiles usually have but mine doesn't, it's because I haven't figured out how to do that yet. I'm not computer illiterate, nor am I internet illiterate; I've been on the internet longer than your web browser has. I'm simply Fubar illiterate, because I'm still new. Thanks for the drinks and the adds, to those who stumbled upon my profile and, for some reason, like what they see. If I like what I see, I'll reciprocate. And thanks to Evlyn for insisting that I join.

North Carolina Vs. Anyplace Else!!
Ok, CLEARLY I "Ain't frum 'roun'cheer" for MANY reasons, but I was just wondering if someone could tell me something... Does "I Promise" mean something different in every other friggen STATE or is it just in a MALES world that it has a different definition and meaning??? (Don't say something if you don't fuckin mean it - people MIGHT be making friggen PLANS around your "Promise" you know.)

Busy, Busy, Busy...
Hey ya'll... As many of you know I'm making the transition from running my own in home business working in the real world...therefore, i won't be online as much. Please don't think i'm ignoring you...life can get pretty crazy between a major career change and four kids. Take care...and i'll talk to ya soon... muah! Jen

Guns 'n' Hoses
I JUST WANTE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT WE HAVE OPENED A NEW LOUNGE. NO WE DID NOT STEAL ANY IDEAS OF ANYONE ELSE, NOR DID WE DO IT TO RUIN ANY OTHER LOUNGES. WE JUST WANTED A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED FOR ALL ASPECTS POLICE , FIRE , AND EMS . SOOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CHECK IT OUT .PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DROP IN AND TELL ME HELLO. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51542 lounge info name: Guns "N" Hoses members: 51 created at: 2007-11-02 20:32:41 created by: GOINGCRAZYCHRIS Owner Guns "N" Hoses Lounge b/f to *MEL*Head Bartender@Ace Cafe*fubar lounge options show members buy a round! - NEW! edit lounge banned users unsubscribe from lounge

Spirit Bombers
I wanted to let my friends, family and my bombing family know why I haven't been on much. I am having some health issues. A lot of headaches and someother things that has me a little frustrated. I hope I haven't let anyone down. Just give me a little time to get it together. Love to you all! Angel

Being A Mom
Being a mom...means giving up partying. Being a mom means giving up your body during the pregnancy. Boobs get bigger..belly gets bigger...and even ur ass. Before I got pregnant I was 5'9 and weighed 140 pounds. Of course, I had toximia. Which is high blood pressure, extreme swelling and weight gain, seizures. I went from 140 pounds to 230. After I had Ian....I went down to 200. Since then I have managed to go down to 180-190. Im not the skinny girl that I used to be, no matter what I do.

What A Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] * TIL SHE STOPS * THEN ASK HER WHATS WRONG* When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's

" I Wish The Was Harmony "
YOU KNOW ALWAYS FIGHTING AND NEVER TALKING WHY , DO FAMILIES HAVE TO FIGHT , CAN NOT THEY JUST SIT AND TALK NOT YELL , I HATE THAT , IM INTO HARMONY BALANCE , I HAVE HAD ENOUGH SHIT IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS TO LAST ME A WHILE . I HATE FIGHTING ACCUSING , NEVER TRUST ANYMORE NEVER PEACE , I WOULD JUST LOVE TO GO SO FAR AWAY FROM THE YELLING , ACCUSING , FIGHTING , IM SO NOT INTO TO THIS SHIT , AND IF I COULD I WOULD GO TO THE MOUNTAINS AND HEAR THE WIND BLOW ,THE PEACE , THE BEAUTY , NOT INTO FIGHTING , YELLING . JUST THINKING LOVE BREW

Would Love To Have Some Feedback About My Poetry...which Is Your Favorite?
"The Promise" I want to take you to places you've never been Show you what it's like to ride the color of the wind Wrap you in a world of love that only my heart can bring Surround you with security that will make your heart sing I want to do things with you that you have never done Walk with you down paths that neither of us has won Make your whole body tingle with just one glance I will do things to you never read in any romance I want to wrap my fingers all through your hair I'll show how much love two hearts can share So, this is "The Promise" From me to you I will always love and care for only you. "Tears Are Unspoken Words" Behind every tear there is a story Some are happy Some are sad Some are funny And some are glad. . . Some are healthy Some are sick Some are in pain And some are in vain. . . Some are surprise Some are excited Some are invited And some are delighted. . . Some are of birth Some are of death Some of them put our love to the te

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10

Life Is Full Of Colors Now...
NOW SINCE WE MET I HAVE BEEN SEING THINGS MORE CLEARLY THRU DIFFERENT EYES IT SEEMS... COLORS SO BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL IT AMAZES ME , HOW WHEN BEING IN A PIT OF DARKNESS FOR SO LONG BLINDS YOU. TO LIKE JUST BEING BORN AGAIN , HAVING EVERYTHING YOU SEE AND HEAR STAND OUT LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE .... ITS WILD MY LOVE AND OVER WHELMING AND OH SO INCREDIBLE THAT THE COLORS MELT INTO ME STRIAGHT TO MY HEART... THE WORDS FROM YOUR LIPS , YOUR HEART AND YOUR SOUL PENITRATE ME WITH SUCH INTENSITY AND SERENITY I CANT DESCRIBE THIS HIGH IM ON. THE DARKNESS WILL NEVER COME NO MORE......

Need Help Please
hi all. i am in a giveaway and need tons of help. i need 140,000 comments in 16 weeks.not sure if i can make the deadline but sure would like to try.if you could find the time to leave me some momments this is the link. please help me. thank you greg

Everyone
OKAY PEOPLE.. THIS IS ANOTHER FUSISTA PIMPOUT BULLETIN. WE HAVE ALOT OF OUR CREW IN CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. LETS SHOW THESE GIRLS SOME LOVE. ALL LOVE IS RETURNED. LEGGS IS IN A CONTEST FOR A 1 YEAR VIP, 30 DAY BLAST, TICKER PACK AND HAPPY HOUR!!!! SHE NEEDS 70000 COMMENTS HERE AND HERE ASHLEY CONTEST ENDS ON NOVEMBER 9TH AT 7EST. 1ST PLACE IS 1 MONTH VIP2ND IS 7 DAY BLAST 3RD IS FOR A 3 DAY BLASTTHIS IS HER VERY 1ST CONTEST. LETS GET HER THE VIP THAT SHE DESERVES. TINYTEARS69 ARCANGEL AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, TINA, GOING FOR FUBARS SEXIEST LEGS. CONTEST ENDS ON NOVEMBER 10TH AT 9 PM. THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~ Chickie Momma 2nd Co-Manager of Fusista's bombing and leveling crew~JDub's Wifey~@ fubar

Tears Shed
Why is it if you break up with a b/f you had for say 6 monthes your friends are like you o.k. very nice and there. I broke up with a guy that I shouldn't have been with but the sex was alright.My girls very sapportive but my "friend" of 3 yers dumped me and everyones like he was just a friend get over it. I miss my friend very much and a b/f is replaceable I don't know if I can replace someone I trusted

Happy Hour Tonight
As most of you know I have been trying to Godmother for some time now. I have gotten a ton of help from my friends, my I.B.I.C sisters, Club F.A.R and D.S.C. families. Thank you guys so much! Unfortunately I am still quite a way from becoming Godmother. My Fu Hubby Tim, (mwuahhh babe) gifted me a Happy Hour to help me on my journey. I will be adding new pics before this so there will be plenty of stuff on my page to rate! I hope that all of my friends will help me to make this as successful as possible.So save your rates please, Tonight 5PM Fubar time! XOXO and Always Much Love Jamie Stop by and show my Fu Hubby some Fu Love! He is the sweetest guy! ~Tim~ SouthernOutlawBiker~DSC~Jamies Fubar Hubby and DirtyAddictionsBouncer@ fubar I am also about 14k comments away from being gifted another Happy Hour in Stephanie's giveaway. If you have time or just bored stop by and leave me some comments!

Get More Traffic Blueprint Workshop
Get More Traffic Blueprint Workshop Howie Schwartz is speaking on Friday, November 16 at the Get More Traffic Blueprint Workshop. You get your Get More Traffic Blueprint Training Manual - Stuffed with proven step-by-step action plans, instant traffic generation blueprints... and easy-to-follow process maps that you can use yourself for lightning-quick reference for grabbing more traffic, more leads and more business. Free Copies of the event Audio Recordings - Just rip them to your ipod or CDs... and let the material really sink in by listening to it over and over again... you'll discover dozens of hidden gems that you may have missed during the workshop itself... because you were too busy working one-on-one with my staff or guest experts... now you won't miss a minute of the killer content. Free copies of the event DVDs - The entire event is being professionally recorded and edited... and Gold level attendees will be given free copies of the DVDs to stash away in their pri

Earth Song
Her eyes the sea at dusk Sun curled golden hair Radiant creator of life Every turn a procession Fair summer beauty Silky bird limbs and legs Cosmic design, aurous life She resides implanted, rooted In my very existence After the marrow she will fly Alone to her abode North in the Heavens Where she first faced the Sun Chased the birds, laughed and sobbed As the psychic feels a presence I would like to feel her past Taste her food and love those that gave her life. ~Kristin~

Dont Quit
Found this poem and it just hit home for some reason.. Enjoy "When things go wrong as they sometimes will When the road you're trudging seems all up hill. When funds are low and the debts are high. And you want to smile, but you have to sigh. When care is pressing you down a bit. Rest, if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns. As everyone of us sometimes learns. And many a failure turns about When he might have won had he stuck it out: Don't give up though the pace seems slow - You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out - The silver tint of the clouds of doubt. And you never can tell how close you are. It may be near when it seems so far: So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit It's when things seem worst that you must not QUIT

Native American Mysticism
One area of spirituality often ignored by the wider world is the Native American. The Native American mystic is often known as the Medicine Man, principally because of his power to heal, but also to communicate with the supernatural. A continuation of the early shaman, endemic to most tribal societies, he also bears many similarities to the guru. The ‘Medicine Man’ most likely survived from before the migrations across the Bering Strait over twenty thousand years ago. MYSTICAL APPRENTICESHIP Such a mystic is thought to be chosen by the spirits, indications of an ability to communicate with them beginning in childhood. Continuing visions and omens will lead to the child being taught by an existing mystic. A right of passage for the growing mystic will be his first vision quest, of which he will have many in his life. Such quests happen after a period of asceticism, such as going to a remote place to meditate. Another method is the sweat lodge in which saplings are covered

Addicktion
I love women. black women, white women, latin women, asian women, tall women, short women, thick women, thin women, short hair, long hair, big boobs, small boobs....I can't help it...if they offer a pill to cure my addicition to women, some body please tell me where i can get it. I can be out with the sexiest woman on earth and I'm still checking out all the other chicks in the bar! Forget it, I don't want a cure for this...I LOVE IT!

Gone
Well tomorrow is the first part of my surgery at 12:45. Not sure if they are keeping me or not but even if they don't i'll be home for a few days the go back for the second part of the surgery. Well if you have my cell feel free to txt me or call i'll give you the number to the room. If not guess I'll see you when I get out. Speaking of getting out once I am out of the hospital from this and recover a little I am wanting to get together with my friends ( if your around the area) and head to the bar and have some fun. So I will post more info on that once I know when I am out.

Sucky Ass Day
so yeah my day started off with haveing to call work to say i was gonna be a few hours late cuz i had to go to court. the court case was a child support hearing, well that didnt go too great. turns out i didnt have to be there, just Robby. Well first when i got there that ass had the nerve to bring his girlfriend (yeah the other baby's momma). well i didnt pay them much attention, just went to the other side of the court room and sat down. but i have really good hearing, especially in quiet places, and could here her start talking about me and him laugh. guess they were surprised i was there so they had nothing better to do than make themselves feel better, but thats not my problem. any how when they called robby to a table to talk to him he said he wanted a DNA test cuz he doesnt think he's the father. the lady asked him why he hadnt got one already and he said he had been denied a test. then she asked by who and he said me. oh i so wanted to go off! i got so pissed i started shaking

Must Read
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener! this was sent to me by a friend!!!!!!!

My Bitch Blog
The vog has been horrible here *hopes for tradewinds* so I'm stuffy, my eyes hurt and I woke up with a slamming headache. (it's gone now, thankfully) Random people on this site are on my nerves, I should take my own advice and just ignore them..okay, done. I'm so stressed (scared and excited at the same time) out about moving and all I have to do before I do. I have too much stuff and plan on having a huge yard sale every weekend for a month. (oh how I dread that) The house I live in is for sale so I get to have people marching through here at all times, I'm screwed if it sells and they boot me before I'm ready. (there are 2 houses on this property so I probably shouldn't stress as much about this) My ex and friend Mark has been stopping by to profess his love for me while trying to get in my pants (get over it, it's not going to happen). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *sigh* Okay, there are good things: 1. My kids are are healthy and the drama

Rose Colors
* The meaning of the rose color red is love and passion * The meaning of the rose color white is affection * The meaning of the rose color orange enthusiasm and eagerness * The meaning of the rose color peach is success * The meaning of the rose color blue is that someone is mysterious * The meaning of the rose color black is death and change * The meaning of the rose color pink is elegance but can also be appreciation and sympathy depending on the coloration in the rose. * The meaning of the rose color green is fertility and fruitfulness * The meaning of the rose color yellow is “try to care”

Smiling
I have entered a new contest for the best smile, will all my friends and fans please help me out, give me lots of love and i will return the favor.. thanks onetnsweetheart just click on my pic, rate me and leave lots of comments...hugs to you all

Omg!!! -- Finally!!!! -- It's About Time!!!!!
I finally added some new pictures... Some of the family, some of some old money, some of some cool rods, and some of some cool backgrounds These two folders have some new pictures added to them -- Some of my kids, some of my dad: **PRIMARY DEFAULT ALBUM** Me & my Family (NO RIPS PLZ) These are all NEW folders, filled with new pictures -- Take a look: Accident Prone Youngest Son (some may find graphic) My Uncle's Cars & The Auto Show Royal Gorge Body Paintings (THIS IS ART - SOME NSFW - DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE) Scenery and Backgrounds (RIP AWAY - but plz rate first)

Finding My Peace
I recently made the decision to end a relationship after a year and a half. Before the final decision was made, I tortured myself over it. I knew what choice was best for me and my happiness, but it was the worst for his. How was I going to look him in the face and tell him my decision was to carry on without him and watch his face turn to such sorrow? I do truly believe that he loved me in his own way It just was not the love I needed in my life I am the type of person that it kills me to hurt someone else in any way. I fought back and forth on the pros and cons, and the cons were always out weighing the pros. But I still was finding some reason to put off the inevitable. For weeks I was in agony trying to make sure this was the best decision. I already knew deep down, I just had to face the facts. You see, over time I had slowly let this person take away the things that I enjoyed, slowly I was letting him kill a part of me. I can not blame anyone but myself. To have been blind to

Ice Program
PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. IMPORTANT. We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this " ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they

My First Rant
Ok I dont get people who insist on recieving a blast just so we can see thier NSFW pics. I am sorry if I really wanna see someone naked that badly ill buy a playboy it's CHEAPER!! and the girls are usually better looking anyway! And guys really come on now are you really so hard up to see naked chicks that you would pay $7.50 or more just to look at someones pics, which by the way are probably fake anyway. Now I know this is going to anger people on here that's ok I seem to do that alot on here.

Its My Blog...
So I'm still learning all this stuff. I'm so used to MySpace that all this fubar is like a different world to me... apparently some of the people on here are very troubled. What is with the ratings? I rated some guy a 5 last night. Because I honestly thought he was average. Way too skinny for my taste. HE WENT OFF! My shoutbox lit up like a god damned Christmas Tree. All because I gave him a 5. He said I was an ugly-bitch, whore, cum dumpster slut, and some other things. Oh and that he was going to ruin me. Um... How do you ruin somebody on a website? Is it really that important to you? I'm not going to rate everyone a '10' just because it'll make them feel better. That is nothing but a false sense of good self esteem. Seriously... WHAT THE FUCK EVER! If it is really that important to you that you have all high numbers, then you obviously need to just kill yourself and save us the trouble of having to deal with your lame ass. I give my opinion. I'm very honest.

Another Day In Paradise
well its just another day in paradise. even on my one day off i get a phone call from work lovely right lol. its getting colder here in south carolina and its about darn time don't u think. its freakin november not july its supposed to be cold lol.

Soldiers
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D.C. 20307-5001

Who Raised You?
So who the hell raised these people for them to think that its OK to talk to someone like this? I get alot of dumb**ses that come to my page but this one was the best of the day. So I am sharing him with you :D enjoy Lmao 8-P April ♥

My 4:20 Story....
ok well a few people have asked me what site i got the pics from of the mango plant... and to tell this story right i should start from the beginning.... been a pot smoker for a long time but never grew before, i tried once when i lived in new symrna beach, florida... i had 5 plants started and they got about 4 inches and died on me... shortly after that i got busted getting a 1/4 pound of buds in the mail from british columbia, canada... yeah i know not smart, but there is more... i started gettin pot in the mail from a girl in garbervilles, ca... when i got out of the service in 2000... every where i moved to she would mail it to me, was nice i finally went out to meet her in 2003, come to find out it was her husband that had the green thumb and i saw there amazing grow room... and they lived diagonal from the county sheriff's department... so needless the say i was shittin bricks the whole time i was there... so 2004 rolls around and i move down to florida and she has fallen off the

Hireiing Djs
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DJ'N FOR REBELS LOUNGE THAT HAVES A SAMS PROGRAM FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BELOW!! I RUN IT AT AS NO PRESSURE LOUNGE FOR DJ,S, MY MAIN PURPOSE IS THAT ALL STAFF HAVE FUN!!! I DO ASK OF DJ'S EVEN THOU THERE MIGHT BE NO ONE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE STREAM MUSIC IN THERE WHILE U ARE ON.....U DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN THERE. NEED MUSIC IN THE LOUNGE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP COMING BACK!! REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT FUN!!! DJ BigDawg69(owner of lounge) target="_blank" />DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~'CO OWNER OF REBELS LOUNGE~@ fubar ' $DJ BABY BOY$(MANGER OF LOUNGE) $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar HIT PIC BELOW TO ENTER LOUNGE

Best Smile Contest
Im in need of help..I entered this contest for best smile and I need lots of help comment bombing...If you can spare a few minutes a day to help me I would appreciate it...The contest will last two weeks and just started today...thanks to all who have read this and have helped me in this contest...

Regrets
Regrets I have a few But one thing I will never regret is loving you Not proud of some of the things I have done Lying to you is #1 I hate I still have tons of love for you and messed up bad Hate the feelings I have and make you sad I hate that I make you cry I hate the feelings when you will not forgive me The smile that you bring to my face The distance between us and this place I hate that I can never hold you in my arms The hatetred I have eats me alive But when I talk to you the shallow mudpuddle of my life dries up The sun slowly shines One thing I can say is my love for you will never die I will never pass through heavens gates I know a life in hell it awaits But a living hell is where I am at It's the bottom of the ninth and I am at bat Swing an miss is what I will probably do But I swing for the fences when I think of you I finally know now that I truely love you I know you will read this and hate me for writing it but it had to be said. You know how

Nyc
I have been all over the world from Europe/Korea/Saudi Arabia/Iraq etc. I had been to NYC twice before. Once when I was a child at age 5 and then one other time where I was in and out within hrs and never really had a chance to move around the city as I so wanted. During this business trip I must say I experienced quite alot. I ventured out to the roads of NY on foot and then in Cabs. People NY is like a 24/7 movie that never ends. There is ALWAYS something ging on and people are always on the streets in droves regardless of time. The people there were nice and helpful and if you go you gotta hit the corner vendors for the Lamb Guyros. And in the Morning hit the corner vendors for coffee and donuts or Bread. I wish these guys were outside my house in the morning and at lunch time. I cant say enough good things about NY. I suggest everyone make the trip sometime or another. While there go to Groundzero and pay your respects to those lost and visit the 9-11 memorial. I don

Dusty Underwear...lol... Soo Funny!!!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker..."It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Italian Sex!!!!
THE JEWISH MAN SAID,LAST WEEK,MY WIFE AND I HAD GREAT SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH SCHMALTZ(CHICKEN FAT),WE MADE PASSIONATE LOVE,AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIVE FULL MINUTES AT THE END. THE FRENCHMAN BOASTED,LAST WEEK WHEN MY WIFE AND I HAD SEX,I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH BUTTER.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES! THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,WELL,LAST WEEK MY WIFE AND I ALSO HAD SEX.I RUBBED HER BODY ALL OVER WITH OLIVE OIL.WE MADE LOVE AND SHE SCREAMED FOR OVER SIX HOURS! THE OTHER TWO WERE STUNNED.THE AMAZED FRENCHMAN ASKED,WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE TO MAKE YOUR WIFE SCREAM FOR SIX HOURS? THE ITALIAN MAN SAID,"I WIPED MY HANDS ON THE BEDSPREAD.'

Hiring Dj's
ANYONE INTERESTED IN DJ'N FOR REBELS LOUNGE THAT HAVES A SAMS PROGRAM FEEL FREE TO CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BELOW!! I RUN IT AT AS NO PRESSURE LOUNGE FOR DJ,S, MY MAIN PURPOSE IS THAT ALL STAFF HAVE FUN!!! I DO ASK OF DJ'S EVEN THOU THERE MIGHT BE NO ONE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE STREAM MUSIC IN THERE WHILE U ARE ON.....U DON'T HAVE TO SIT IN THERE. NEED MUSIC IN THE LOUNGE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP COMING BACK!! REMEMBER IT IS ALL ABOUT FUN!!! DJ BigDawg69(owner of lounge) DJ BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER_ GIT-R-DONE REBELS~@ fubar $DJ BABY BOY$(MANGER OF LOUNGE) $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar DJ_TEXASCOYOTEMIKE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~'CO OWNER OF REBELS LOUNGE~@ fubar ** Dj~ Carrieshay **@ fubar ♥DJ RoXy♥MR. I DIDNT DO IT's FuWife~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

Sometimes Life Is Funny
Well not that everyone knows but i already have a son who is 9 months old now i left his fater 3 months ago and i found out a few weeks ago that i was pg again by my son father i was upset but i got over it life goes on. Well make a long story short i lost the baby so no more baby i was upset but things happen but i am kind of happy at the sametime if u knew the whole story u would know why but i just wanted to get this off my chest not that everyone wanted to know but oh well sorry.

What A Life We Live!!!
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FB I is called. Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey

To My Children
yeah i stole this from a friend. but i love it and right now i think i need to really put some of this in perspective. becouse i know sometimes i forget alot of these things. You get so wrapped in life trying to survive and make your childs life perfect, that you soemtimes overlook the simple things. Plus i just miss doing some of these things with my children. But over all i am thankful for my two sons in my life. Not in my life they are my life.... ..> To my Child Body: Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying. Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is. Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick you up and take you to the park to play. Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together. Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep th

To All The Girls Who Say There Is Not A Good Guy
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your n

" Mom Helen & Lil Paige "
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I Wish You Enough!!!
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?".

Work
I always dreamed of being in the music industry and now here I am! It is only the first step but being a customer service rep for musician's friend allows me to meet different musicians from all over the US and Canada. I have some awesome conversations which have pushed me forward towards my goal of being a promoter and learning guitar. I am also learning more every day about different music gear which I never before knew much about! I love my job even if it is only part-time. To counteract the PT status, I have an interview set up to become a substitute teacher for the K-6 grades which will be a blast! It pays fairly decent for one day of work and I may be able to be gone only while my son is at school. Another aspect of my customer service position is that the company is planning on going international which is what I specialize in during college classes. This means that there is definitely room for advancement which excites me tremendously! My waiting proved to pay off final

I Don't Want You
I Don't Want You I don't want you To love me forever, Just for the rest of my life I don't want you To tell me never When I ask you to be my wife. I don't want you To miss me too much But you can kiss me until I catch fire. I don't want you To do anything Unless it's what you truly desire. I don't want you To be a dream in my life, A ghost or a non-entity. I don't want you To be anything at all But right here next to me.

Lost To Lust
Lost To Lust Thoughts of you, how my temperature rises Your body next to mine so divine Your touch electric upon my skin Lost in the lust of our connection. When we meet my body is alive My control is abandoned to you Nothing can equal the feelings I have I'm lost in my lust for you. Into a world of pure desire We are locked together United we feel the flow Touch, taste, explore. Lost to Lust

Body Art~
okay so i was GOnnA! get my tongue pierced today..actually re-done! n my uncle said "not while ur in my house" and do u want to kno why? "bc its nasty, its disgusting,..its violating to ur body".. wat the hell and a tattoo~ wen im on my own but the funny thing is wen i fisrt moved in they said.."you are an adult.u pay for it.u live with it.u deal with the responsibilities of it"..and yet 3 weeks latr.. no deal! ughh! so unfair..im 21..not 12..n this is wat i deal with for bein honest... geesh!

Someone Should~
someone should host a contest featuring ink n piercings sfw of course!lol but someone should.. if i had the gears for it..id do it..but it dont seem to hav been done yet.. hmm just a thought! n a damn good one i kno

Wtf
Ok i have seen alot of blogs... asking for help with contest..... i'm not ask for nothing.... just that the people on my freind list drop a line from time to time....... i just want to get to know you all a lil.... i have tried to help you in your contests, dropped lines in shout boxs, commented, and give gifts. But no one seem to care to get to know me.... why is that?

Help My Friend Get Godfather Plzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joke®s Wild™ - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar Let get my friend to godfather he only has 785,778 we can get this done to day lets rate the heck out of him and it will get done..............woooooooohoooooooo Thank you, DJPhilburg360

Music
~ while i sit here listenin to music, i can help but to think how music plays such a big part in my life. much like the soundtrack of a movie~ It has a way of soothing me, & can inspire silly little diddy's like this~ hehe~! Just the right beat will have me dancin in my seat, or walkin to the beat. It gets everyone on their feet~ if u need a good cry, when a part of u dies, trying to understand why, when u r expected to fly~ in the arms of someone ya fancy, feelin footloose & free, when love comes truly, as long as there's music, thats where i wanna be~

Starting Over
well peoples todays the day i head back to arizona and start my life over..ive spent the last month puttig my past behind me and bonding with my grand children and im ready .... i will be back as soon as possible so if you dont get the usually morning comments,picture rates and the ususal love for a couple of days please dont worry im thinking about all of you..and will catch up as soon as i get into a new routine so dont miss me k ill be fine with my good friends here and one other special person im good to go...thanks everyone for being you!!!!

Fyi
I'd like to thank everyone that has rated me, added me, fanned me, or welcomed me. :) I'd also like to take this opportunity with my first blog to let everyone know a little about me and what i expect from this forum. First, i have *scary music* dial-up. lol it takes FOREVER to load ONE page. Depending on my mood/patience it may take a while to get back to folks. Rest assured, you have been noticed and appreciated. i was invited to a lounge the other day and it was cool but with my dial-up i was always behind in the conversation and when i tried to buy a round for the lounge...forget about it...lol :) Second, i will ONLY add people i want to add. i will NOT just add people willy-nilly. don't be offended. i just want this forum to be as genuine as possible not just based on how many this or that i can accumulate. PLEASE don't send any sexual innuendo my way. it's not what i'm here for. "cyber sex" is cold and fake and i'd much rather experience the real thing. ;) t

Small Parts
A question I get more often than not when people I work with find out I build AR-15's is how to get a rail for an accessory on the forearm without replaceing the assembly. I used to tell them to buy the expinsive clamshell quad rails that don't free float, but now there is another option. And anyone can do it. Add-A-Rail from Mounting Solution Plus (MSP) The ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM is an affordable and easy solution to add rail mounted accessories with out the frustration or the cost of add full railed forearm. ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM works with factory standard AR-15 A-2 and M4 forearm. Designed to allow use of a detachable rail mounted accessories such as a Surefire flashlights, Harris Bipod or foregrips, or other . ADD-A-RAIL comes in two version and can be used on either TOP/BOTTOM or RIGHT/LEFT side of your forearm. MSP specializes in tactical mounts and gun accessories for professional and competition shooters. Click Hear to learn more.

Just A Lil About Me
Well im a 26 yrs old, i have 3 wonderful and gorgeous children, im married for the 2nd time to a wonderful man that i love to death...he is deployed with the marines right now...my ex husband is in the army and im not his biggest fan..lol...i live in jacksonville nc and love it there..i have great friends and family...im easy to talk to and confide in because i dont gossip and keep secrets very well...anyways hit me up anytime i have yahoo....ladypropst2

My True Friends
This blog goes out to the 2 people on here who have been there for me when i needed someone the most and always had words of wisdom for me no matter what issues i had i have met some really nice people on here dont get me wrong but for you Pete and Ian I love you guys with all my heart and thank you both so very much for always being there when i just needed to cry on a shoulder you will always be in my heart you are truely my best friends till the end blessed be both of you and know that i am always here if i can ever return the favor to you

Help Her Reach Godfather Please
Hi friends , My friend Maria aka angelface is getting close to Godfather now and Im asking , will you please stop by and rate her up good to help her reach Godfather level . here's her link below.... ANGELFACE , FOUNDER OF ANGEL WARRIOR'S..CLUB F. A. R. , K. O. T. MEMBER@ fubar thanks , Lisa

It Is Holidays
hi all to morrow 9th i go to holiday's house so yu'll don't se me before the 20th of november, i hope yu'll be all fine when i will be bak on the fu if yu want to see me i'll be in the pic below, lol

3rd Parties
why is it that people are afraid to use a third party to contact the person that you want to? Most people feel that takes a way there independance, for handeling there own problems. dont think of a third party as a limatation think of it as access to getting what you cant normaly get this is how i get such great contacts is through third party people. it is a pain in the ass when you do use someone else but they get make doing your job a lot easyer. it works out if your a multi tasker always on the move. and it works in the finacial sence to me it works if you alow it to work. if they do what you want there will be no missunderstandings it is all about communication. It works if your running a huge company and so forth.

Ludicrous Laws In The Uk
UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' Houses of Parliament It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament Legislation said to prohibit people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted one of the most ludicrous laws in the UK. Treason laws which reportedly could be used against someone who places a stamp upside down on a letter were also cited by those polled by UKTV Gold. Nearly 4,000 people picked laws on a list compiled by UKTV Gold researchers. It examined laws that have never been repealed even though statutes could have rendered them obsolete. A UKTV Gold spokeswoman said many of the regulations were referenced in the book The Strange Laws of Old England by Nigel Cawthorne. A total of 27% of those questioned by UKTV Gold thought the law against dying in the Houses of Parliament was the most absurd. Mr Cawthorne told the Daily Telegraph newspaper that anyone who dies in Parliament is technically entitled to a state funeral and the law is in place to e

Couples Trading Cards
Hi all, I've been making trading cards for couples and would be happy to make one for anyone who would like one. If you would like one just send me an email with your screen name,, real name and i'll be glad to make it. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte

New Barbies
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Pres s Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with

Answer Me This
Retracing steps that we made Running in the rain Summer's storm Summer's rain Close my eyes And the memories flood back to me Train rushes past My tears are flowing just as fast. Nothing's making sence anymore Because I need you Holding me close When the sun sets in the sky When the light whispers goodbye. When the stars play pick-a-boo And the sky turns black from blue I need you I sit here on the cold damp pavement Watching the sun disappear Why am I here? Answer me this . . . why am I . . . Here? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever Why do I do the things I do? Why do I say those things to you? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever

Why
why is it always the one thing we want the most we can never have just the way you want it why is it that no matter how many mountains we climb we always find yourself in the deepest ditch why is it that no matter how much your heart tells you it's hurting you ignore it and let it get crushed again why is it that no matter how many tears you cry youd rather have an ocean instead of a river why is it that no matter how many times you tell yourself you'll be strong you still end up being the weakest player on the team why is it that no matter what your love never dies because something in you tells you your love is right why is life so difficult why

"cum Sucking Dumpster Sluts"
Ever notice that in todays society that either people are to rude or just plain too stupid to be nice? Growing up, when someone said hello..you said hello back...if they smiled you smiled back. Now a days if you say hello to someone they automatically think you want to fuck. If you smile at someone your upto no good. Here on Fubar I have made it a point to send love out to everyone and anyone that has been nice enough to visit my site, Especially if they are from my hometown.. But ill be Goddamned if I have had people, woman especially actually tell me i was too old for them and not to bother them..AND ALL I DID WAS SAY HELLO AND RATE THERE PAGE. jesus grow the fuck up..iv'e seen some of there pics and they really don't have that much to be stuck up over. So thats why this is called "CUM SUCKING DUMPSTER SLUTS" if your offended you are probably one of the guilty, if you are laughing your ass off i enjoyed rating your pics and page..and even more enjoyed saying hello. BIGPOPPA

Unbelievable
Loving you is like a refreshing breath of air. Like laying down on your back and staring up at the stars. You feel so small but at the same time you actually feel like you're a part of something. Like floating in the ocean. It's there for you, it's yours, and there's no limit. There's no barrier to how far you can go. It's just a choice. Your choice. It's screaming at you, asking, "How far do you WANT to go?" When you're actually in love, you want to go to any limit. You want to burst out crying in mid-thought just thinking about how much you love that other person. That you love them so much it's almost pain, but it's not. It's the best gift you could ever receive and it's alarming how uncertain you can feel but at the same you anticipate so much. You feel strong enough to knock over a building, energetic enough to pull twice your weight in uncertainty, and be more than okay with the fact you don't understand. You know you could sit and try to figure out the never answered question, "

10 Commandments Of Marriage
☼ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼ Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After

Only In America____
1. Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America..... .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America..... .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eigh

First Poem I Ever Wrote
a poem I wrote an had published in 1993 for someone special YOU know who you are Somehow I knew I'd see you here today. here at the mall.. now I'm in the mercy of old memories I heard you got someone new. you may wonder.... why? I keep coming around with this heart so broken in two.. I'm not the one who found someone new... you can go on thinking were through.. but.. I'll never give up.. I sit at home thinking of you and I start to cry,what elce can I do? when I here your falling in love with her.. you can't here or see me falling apart.. but.. I won't hide my face in a strangers embrace .. when we run from each other.. don't be suprised if theres tears in my eyes.. because you hurt me so bad.. but.. I know I still love you with all of my heart..

F.y.i
LETS SEE WHERE TO START FOR THE ONES THAT KNOWS HOW TO READ BLOGS I ANIT GOING BE ON AFTER 5 DAYS CAUSE I AM HEADIN TO MN TO BE WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECAIL TO ME BUT SOON AS WE GET THE NET BACK WE BOTH WILL BE ON ALL THE TIME JUST DONT FORGET ABOUT US WHEN WE ANIT ON !! AND IF YOU ARE WONDERIN WHO HAS MY HEART LEARN TO READ PROFILES AND YOU WILL SEE =D I WILL BE LEAVING TUESDAY THE 13 THEN FLYIN TO PHILLY THEN TO DALLAS THEN INTO MINNEAPOLIS YAY ME :O=D

10 Commandments Of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment

The Funnies On Life
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ********** Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ********** For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ********** There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ********** Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car ********** An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." ********** Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: All the DNA is the same. ********** I was in the express lane at the store q

New Poems
its fucked up that we've met under these circumstances while the both of us are already involved in romances and i love my girl and i know u love your man so i guess ther's no reason for us to take this chance other than the fact that we both feel this attraction we're trying to figure addition without subtraction meaning that we both want more from each other but we don't wanna risk losing what we have with our lovers we're in a catch 22 fighting off what we feel fighting to seperate this fantasy from real but we're fighting a losing battle a battle we can't win because the fact that we're fighting it means we're now in it's just a matter of time before our hands are forced and we both submit to what we feel is our course and of course we can't deny the way we make each other feel is a feeling that when we feel it feels way too real we've kissed without ever touching one anothers lips and felt things from just a little brush of finger tips i even

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have

They Grow Em Big In Texas
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit." Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?" "Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes, sir. What size?" "Size 53 tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's really big." "Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" she asked. He replied, "How about some shoes?" "What size?" "Size 15 double E." "Wow, that's really big! "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes, sir. What size?" "Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied. "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas.

Sister
Caught up in the middle Had no choice, had no choice Birthright forgotten, so silent No voice I see you You know who Little girl, little girl Now realize little girl Overlooked little girl Bottled up and empty holding back At loss you're forgotten Getting back, get back Expectations of another Love given to the younger Broken father, broken brother Emptiness feeds the hunger I see you You know who Little sister, little sister Now realize little sister Overlooked little girl Change, change, change

Keep Him And His Family In Your Thoughts And Prayers
My very close friend COUNT SMOKULA is going through a very hard time at the moment. His father has been diagnosed with cancer and as you can imagine it's a turbulent time for Count and his family. Please stop by and show him that there are real people out there who care! **COUNT SMOKULA** GROW ROOM Owner 4 Life ->;)**@ fubar He is one of the best guys i know! Always ready to help even if he doesn't know the person! It pains me to see him and his family going through this. I know all the love he receives from everyone will be appreciated and brighten his days a little. So please have a heart, stop by leave a comment! While you're there add him as a friend you won't regret it! Show him that there is more to this site than points and rank! THANK YOU

What'sthis Life For???
Hurray for a child That makes it through If there's any way Because the answer lies in you They're laid to rest Before they know just what to do Their souls are lost Because they could never find What's this life for I see your soul, it's kind of gray I see your heart, you look away You see my wrist, I know your pain I know your purpose on your plane Don't say a last prayer Because you could never find What's this life for But they ain't here anymore Don't have to settle the score Cause we all live Under the reign of one king

Smashing Sunshine
I had almost forgotten what working 70+ hours a week and raising kids alone was like. It is just really busy. For all of my friends who are feeling neglected, I am sorry. I hope the waitress job works out in the longer term than the last experimental job. I seem to be on the move from the moment I wake, until my head hits the pillow. Oh well, this too will pass.....

Inside Us All
When I'm all alone And no ones else is there Waiting by the phone To remind me I'm still here When the shadows paint the scenes Where spotlights used to fall And I'm left wondering Is it really worth it all? There's a peace inside us all Let it be your friend It will help you carry on in the end There's a peace inside us all Life can hold you down When you're not looking up Can't you hear the sound? Hearts beating out loud Although the names change Inside we're all the same Why can't we tear down these walls? To show the scars we're covering There's a peace There's a peace inside us all Let it be Oh, can't it be your friend?

Wrong Way
What makes you touch? What makes you feel? What makes you stop and smell the roses in an open field? What makes you unclean? Yeah,Yeah What makes you laugh? What makes you cry? What makes our youth run From the thought that we might die? What makes you bleed? Somebody told me the wrong way What if I died? What did I give? I hope it was an answer so you might live I hope I helped you live I hope I helped you Live Somebody told me the wrong way

Wash Away Those Years
She came calling One early morning She showed her crown of thorns She whispered softly To tell a story About how she had been wronged As she lay lifeless He stole her innocence And this is how she carried on Well I guess she closed her eyes And just imagined every thing's alright But she could not hide her tears 'Cause they were sent to wash away those years They were sent to wash away those years My anger's violent But still I'm silent When tragedy strikes at home I know this decadence is shared by millions Remember you're not alone For we have crossed many oceans And we labor in between In life there are many quotients And I hope I find the mean

Annoying Things
Ever think about the little things that annoy you? Recently I've been thrown a few that annoy me so I thought I'd send out a little blog. 1. When someone adds a new roll of toilet paper and they put it on so that the toilet paper comes from the bottom back side... When common sense says...Hang it so it rolls nicely from the top front side! 2. When you ask someone a question and they turn to you and say "HUH" or "what" and before you can repeat the question...They start answering what you asked! 3. When you go into a public restroom stall (Bars excluded) and there is piss on the toilet seat. Noone wants to see or smell your piss...if you dribble..wipe it up... You are one nasty freak if you leave it. In a bar? Drunk chics should NEVER attempt to lean over a full toilet bowl and try to wipe anything! I've seen it done, its NOT pretty! 4. When people smile and talk all sweet to someone they dont like. If you dont like the asshole.....Dont fake it... Why do some people feel

Don't Stop Dancing
At times life is wicked and I just can't see the light A silver lining sometimes isn't enough To make some wrongs seem right Whatever life brings I've been through everything And now I'm on my knees again But I know I must go on Although I hurt I must be strong Because inside I know that many feel this way Children don't stop dancing Believe you can fly Away...away At times life's unfair and you know It's plain to see Hey God I know I'm just a dot in this world Have you forgot about me?? Whatever life brings I've been through everything And now I'm on my knees again Am I hiding in the shadows? Forget the pain and forget the sorrows But I know I must go on Although I hurt I must be strong Because inside I know that many feel this way Children don't stop dancing Believe you can fly Away.....away Am I hiding in the shadows? Are we hiding in the shadows?

Stand Here With Me
You always reached out to me and helped me believe All those memories we share I will cherish every one of them The truth of it is there's a right way to live And you showed me So now you live on in the words of a song You're a melody You stand here with me now Just when fear blinded me You taught me to dream I'll give you everything I am And still fall short of What you've done for me In this life that I live I hope I can give love unselfishly I've learned the world is bigger than me You're my daily dose of reality You stand here with me now On and on we sing On and on we sing this song 'Cuse you stand here with me

Who's Got My Back
Run....hide All that was sacred to us Sacred to us See the signs The covenant has been broken By mankind Leaving us with no shoulder... with no shoulder To rest our head on To rest our head on To rest our head on Who's got my back? When all we have left is deceptive So disconnected So what is the truth now? There's still time All that has been devastated Can be recreated Realize We pick up the broken pieces Of our lives Giving ourselves to each other... ourselves to each other To rest our head on To rest our head on To rest our head on Who's got my back now? When all we have left is deceptive So disconnected So what is the truth now? Tell me the truth now... Tell us the the truth now Who's got my back now? When all we have is deceptive So disconnected So what is the truth now?

Story
A Night in front of the Fireplace Tonight I am going try something new with Lady K. Lady K had let me know in no uncertain terms that the spark was fading and that if I did not rekindle the spark she was moving on . It was up to me to change her mind. So I decided that I had been to complacent in the bedroom and I needed to take back control. I called Lady K at home that morning and told her that I would be over to her place at seven o’clock that night. She cut in saying that she had plans to go out with the girl tonight. I told her I would be there at seven o’clock and she would be waiting for me. She again tried to cut in but I stop her. I let her know that if she wasn’t there that we’re though. I described what I wanted her to be wearing when I arrived. She was to have on a pair pink thigh high stocking with the matching pink lace shelf bra and panties that I had bought for her, as well as, her black mid calf skirt with the black two inch spaghetti strap pumps.

Signs
This is not about age time served on the earth Doesn't mean you grow in mind This is not about God Spiritual insinuations seem to shock the nation Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now This is not about race It's a decision to stop the division in your life This is not about sex We all know sex sells and the whole world is buying Come with me I'm fading underneath the lights Come with me Come with me Come with me now Cant's you see the signs? See the signs now Cant's you see them? See the signs You see them All the signs we see them Can't you see them?

~*how To Join*~
Hello, and Welcome to The Pride! We chose this name for two reasons. First, as a feeling of belonging and satisfaction. Secondly, as a collective number of lions, working together for the good of the group. Of course, we are a brand new family, but we do have high hopes for the future! We will be participating in several different areas in order to help our members, and hope to become a recognized force here in the Fu-world. So, let's cut to the chase. What can joining this group do for you? - Meeting friends - Our PRIMARY concern here is for our FAMILY. We aren't here to gain large numbers just to have large numbers, but we want a close-knit community of people that are here to join together and help out each other! We would rather have a small group of committed members than to have a large group of people that just come and go, as we have seen from many groups here on Fubar. This does NOT mean that we wish to control you, or to command each of your rates or comments...n

Member List
Founder RogerLee Founder of The Pride ™@ fubar Manager Heartistic Soul@ fubar Interceptor drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar Recruiter Just-a-girl "LuvFairy" The Pride recruiter and member of WSC@ fubar ---------- ☆§†ïñå åkå §kÈê†êR™Mêmßêr ð£ "†HÈ þRÌÐÈ" & K.Ö.W(HWP) (ßår†.4vðl69)☆@ fubar ~~AngL~~Always Stephanie...Sometimes Lola! Member of The Pride!@ fubar ~Bunki``Becka~~Wicked Storm Crew~~---RECRUITER---@ fubar

One Last Breath
Please come now I think I'm falling I'm holding on to all I think is safe It seems I found the road to nowhere And I'm trying to escape I yelled back when I heard thunder But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down I'm looking down now that it's over Reflecting on all of my mistakes I thought I found the road to somewhere Somewhere in His grace I cried out heaven save me But I'm down to one last breath And with it let me say Let me say Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking That maybe six feet Ain't so far down Sad eyes follow me But I still believe there's something left for me So please come stay with me 'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me For you and me For you and me Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking

A Major Clean Up
Hi friends , As yall know I'm a Godmother now & I thank you all who helped me to get here. But I realized that I had a lot of people just sitting idle in my friend list , who they dont talk to me , comment me , or ever rate my things . So I just cleaned out my list , deleted about half the people in it , because now that I'm a Godmother I want to help my true friends by rating them and , helping them level up . I believe if your my friend please stop by and say hello to me , stay in touch . Cause if you just sit idle in my list of actually what good is it doing me or you ? Love yall , my true friends Lisa