Fubar Blogs 5

Love Is...
Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth, and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another indvidual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of palnning things together the excitement of doing things

The Awakening...
The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks, and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears, and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that there is no Prince Charming and / or Cinderella. And you realize in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU; and in the process, a sense of serenity is borne of acceptance. You awak

Top Reasons Why Guys Can't Get A Date
There are lots of reasons why guys can't get a date. Make a list of the things that you don't like about yourself, it'll probably be different from the things I'll list, but here are some suggestions that may be going through your mind: out of style clothes bad teeth wear glasses overweight or out of shape afraid of women shy not funny Of course, this list could go on and on since you know what you don't like about yourself better than what you do like about yourself. And we're not going to create that list. Whatever you like about yourself is probably a few of the reasons why you can't get a date. Now that you've taken some time to think about yourself, let's move on to changing what we can change. You'll be surprised that once you identify the things that you can change how easy it is to set up a plan of action and begin making the changes that will help you get dates. Getting your teeth fixed starts with some basic

A Smile Costs Nothing
A Smile Costs Nothing... A smile costs nothing, but gives much. It enriches those who receive, without making poorer, those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made rich by it. A smile creates happiness in the home, fosters good will in busniness, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad, and it is nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen. For it is something that is of no value to anyone, until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so mcuh as he who has no more to give.

Sister Hood Appreciation
->DJ GR3MLI...: yes ...please do DJ GR3MLI...: I APPRECIATE ALL THE RATES CAN I ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY? DJ GR3MLI...: HONEY U ARE BEAUTIFUL ->DJ GR3MLI...: yvw....love all of your pics and stashes....not to mention you're a very sexy lady...i wished that i looked half as good as you do so my man would look at me more often instead of other women. DJ GR3MLI...: THANK YOU FOR THE RATES

You Are Old When.....
"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes .

How I Feel
Sometimes I let the words slip past my lips before they hit my brain and sometimes I know I cause you pain. All these things they tear me up inside because the thought of losing you would make me die. I love you in every way and every day. I just want to do everything to make you happy. Anything for you to prove to you that I am what I say. Just a fool in love with a girl so sexy. I don't deserve someone that makes me so happy but I'll plead to the stars for just one more day... To love you like I really should.

Does Ur Name Fit U ?
C-GOOD KISSER A-HOTTIE S-MAKES PPL LAUGH S-MAKES PPL LAUGH A-HOTTIE N-EASY TO FALL IN LOVE WIT D-HAS GORGEOUS EYES R-HAS A NICE BUTT A-HOTTIE A: Hottie B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: has gorgeous eyes E: can kick your ASS F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H: fricken hot---- I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet---- K: crazy L: very good kisser M: Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with-- O: has one of the best personalities ever---- P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice butt S: makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sure of themself V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: Easy to fall in love with--- Z: loved by everyone REPOST WITH: Does your name fit you

My Daughter....
Ok I put my daughters pic in a contest and who ever has the most votes wins... here is the link to her pic when u get there just go to the top right corner and click on the i just wanna vote button then put the info in and its done! You can also hit the vote button under her pic. then go to the top right and click u just wanna vote. If for some reason after this is done her pic wont pull up ... u may search her name is Isabella and here is the pic in the contest http://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/BabyContest/Home.aspx?category=Search&viewType=LargeImage&img=170216&sBabyName=Isabella&sCaption=&sState=

Joke
A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing." She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies "Touchdown, tie score." Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

Joke2
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

Joke3
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Remember When?
Remember when...we were not fubared...or tapped...rember when we were LOST cherries? Remember when it wasn't NSFW (not safe for work) it was "adult"? We knew what that meant...We also knew..that if we were at work NOT WORKING it wasn't our friends fault that we clicked when they updated a picture and found their boobies.We also still got 10s FOR SHOWING OUR BOOBIES! Remember when the only thing that got you off the computer was eyelids closing...bosses at work...or kids underfoot...NOT daily photo,profile rating limits for the day? Remember dirty weeds?Remember the people that deserved them when you sent them? Remember when a name in color meant you had EARNED that color...not BOUGHT that color? Remember when Godfather status and Godmother status was kind of rare...because it meant you had been here FOR A LONG TIME!! Remember BOOBIES getting top rank for the day on pictures? Remember when BOUNCERS were here to BOUNCE those underage...not to pester you every time yo

Want To Join Our Crew?
Hello. Most likely you are reading this if you are considering joining our bombing family. First off, I want to say thank you for taking the time to learn a little about who we are and what we do. Well obviously we are bombers. We help our members who are in contests to try to win. We give it our all and we expect that from any new member as well. We understand people have families and work and cant be there all of the time, but when you are available to bomb or when an emergency comes you should try to be there. We don't just help our members who are in contests although they are main priority. If at anytime no SBG member is in a contest, we do go help other people who need it. ***RULES to all SBG members and future members*** 1.) No 2 SBG members can enter the same contest and only 2 family members in a contest at a time. 2.) When a contest is over...ALL BOMBING STOPS! I have seen in certain contests when the host isn't on, people keep going. We will not do such a thin

Joke4
Two drunks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer. All of a sudden the driver notices lights flashing in his mirror; the cops are on his tail. His buddy says, "What are we going to do?" The driver says, "Don't worry. Just do exactly what I tell you and everything will work out perfectly. First, peel the labels off our beer bottles and we'll each stick one on our forehead. Then shove the bottles underneath the seat, and let me do the talking." They pull over and the cop walks up to the car. He looks at them kind of funny, but asks to see the guy's driver's license. And he asks him, "Have you been drinking?" "Oh, no, sir," the driver replies. "I noticed you weaving back and forth across the highway. Are you *sure* you haven't been drinking?" the cop asks. "Oh, no, sir," the drunk answers. "We haven't had a thing to drink tonight." "Well, I've got to ask you," says the cop, "What on earth are those things on your forehead?" "That's easy, Officer,

Dad]
Hi, I know alot of you do not really know me but some of you know me well. I really need my fubar family's support as my family is going thru a really tough time...My Dad had a hip replacement on april 24th he was doing well and in re-hab...7 days after surgery a nurse left him unattended in the shower...he fell..they picked him up and put him to bed...a couple of hours later they called to tell us thye were taking him to the hospital...he had displaced the new hip..fractured his pelvic and shatterred his hip socket...the tried to operate the next day and his heart stopped on the table they got him back but had to stop the operation....5 days later after a few transfusions they were able to do all that was needed...Dad is also a diabetic...while in the 2nd re-hab Mom noticed a blister forming on the bottom of his right footfrom him rubbing against the sheets..she told the nurse..a few days later it became merca and he got c-diff(reaction to too much antibiotic)once again he was in the

One Thing
Restless tonight Cause I wasted the light Between both these times I drew a really thin line It’s nothing I planned And not that I can But you should be mine Across that line [Chorus:] If I traded it all If I gave it all away for one thing Just for one thing If I sorted it out If I knew all about this one thing Wouldn’t that be something I promise I might Not walk on by Maybe next time But not this time Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x2] Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds Even though I know I don’t want to know Yeah I guess I know I just hate how it sounds [Chorus x3]

Funny Names
Pimp my Testicles Yankee Doodle My Poodle Thou Shall Not Cum Punani Tastes Good Seargant Cock Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Cum In My Tummy! 20,000 Legs Under The Sea 28 Gays Later 8 Mile Cock Official Porn Names: A Clockwork Orgy A Few Hard Men A Horse’s Tail A Tale Of Two Titties Abs Of Cum - Abs have cum? Alice In Penisland Ally McFeel Apollo 69 Ass Ventura: Smut Detective Assablanca Babewatch Backseat Confidential Barbara's Bush Battlestar Orgasmica Beauty & The Bitch Beaver & Buttface Beetle’s Juice Beverly Hills 9021-Ho! Beverly Hills Cock – I’m sure Beverly Hills has more than just one! Bi-Curious George Bi-Dazzled Big Trouble In Little Vagina Black Cock Down Boldfinger Bone Alone Booty & The Beast Bruce Allmeaty Butch Lesbian & The Lapdance Kid Charlie's Anals City Of Anals Cliff Banger Cockodile Dun-me Confessions Of A Candystriper Coo-Coo For Coco Cocks Cool Bummings Crocodile Blondee Cum & Cummer Cumming To America

Porn Names Part2
I Know Who You Did Last Summer In Diana Jones & The Temple Of Poon Inspect Her Gadget Intercourse With A Vampire Interview With A Vibrator Jack/Off Jamaican Me Horny Juranal Park Jurassic Pork King Dong Kingdom Cum Laid In Manhattan Lap Dances With Wolves Legally Blown Legs Wide Open License To Thrill Little Oral Annie Lord Of The Cock Rings Lord Of The G-strings Lord Of The Rims Lord Of The Ringpiece Lust Of The Mohicans Malcolm XXX Mating For Guffman Meat Joe Black Meat The Parents Men In Back Miami Spice Mighty Joe Bung Mighty Joe Hung Mighty Joe Schlung Miracle On 69th Street Mission Erotica My Big Fat Greek Cock My Friend's Hot Mom Night Of The Giving Head Nurse Wetty NYPD Goo

Update And B.s.
My ex is taking or attempting to take me to court over our daughter who I have complete custody of. He has no leg to stand on and is trying to get me blocked from shipping to Basic training. I took Samantha to TX to stay with my family who want to spend holidays with her and this is the first time they have met her. She's happy and safe. Now he's trying to tell me no JAG is going to be able to help me in civilian matters. He's an idiot at best and I dislike him so much. I just want to leave and get this over with but can't until I"m sure this is all good and he doesn't go try to kidnap Sam.

Life After ?
Courtesy of MsTags.com Life after domestic violence is not the happy experience that people think it is. You have to go through each day one step at a time. Your whole life for how ever long you endured the violence was your existence; you did not know anything else. Everything that you suffered during that time over shadowed what life really was supposed to be. Coming to terms with the fact that you are a person, that you are not the useless human being that you were made to feel is the most difficult first step. For months or years you have been a no-body, someone not worth looking at or even someone to know. How do you start to rebuild your life? To be honest this is a struggle that I am going through every day, I still feel worthless even though I know that I have a purpose in life and that’s not to be bullied or battered by someone who claims they love me. I am yet to find what my purpose in life is. To start with my struggle began with just getting out of bed in

From The Heart Of Love
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.

Intro
ok well first blog...will make it short and sweet..ummm bit about me ....easy goin kinda guy..always up for a laff...love to meet new ppl so feel free to drop me a line..thats about it for now...ill think of something interesting to say next time...maybe...lol...any questions?..no?..ok bye :-P

Life Lessons
I found this when I was cleaning my desk at work and I remembered how much I liked it and how much sense it makes to me. Thought I would share. ~~~ LIFE INSTRUCTIONS ~~~ 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slow but think quick. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?". 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call yo

25 Ways To Tell You're Getting Older
25 Signs You're Getting Older 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps

You Know You're From Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

Words To Ponder
I found this on a website and it made a lot of sense to me. Thought I would share: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbo

Children Of The 60's, 70's And 80's
I found this online and got a kick out of it. Children of the 60's, 70's, and 80's According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, and 70's and 80's probably shouldn't have survived! Our baby cribs were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans. When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent clackers' on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the passenger seat was a treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same. We ate dripping sandwiches, snack cakes and soda with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

Prison Vs Work
Prison vs. Work ..> ..> IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK.....you have to share. - - - - - - - - - - - - IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

Rip Marines!!
Recently my neighbor lost her husband in Iraq along with three other Marines. Staff Sgt. Stock, Sgt. Yarbrough, Cpl Scripsick So young these men are that sacrfice all for our freedoms and for our country. I wish there families and loved ones peace and confort in a difficult time. A excert from the book The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran, You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when

Testing
HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!!!!!!! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SINCE HE JOINED FUBAR (YAY) :D THIS WAS BENZI'S very FIRST PIC ON HERE SO NOW HE'S CELEBRATING HIS FUDAY. HAPPY FUDAY TO BENZI!AND TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVING THEIR FUDAYS THIS WEEK! SO LET'S PARTY, BENZI WILL DJ 2NITE SO C'MON DOWN UNDER AND GET YOUR PARTY ON.... CLICK HERE BCUZ IT'S TIME TO P...A...R...T...Y... Come join the girls in Stangs Underground let's get this party started! Where you'll find THE hottest girls on fubar!

The Lounge I Hang Out In
NO DRAMA NO GAMES JUST GREAT TUNES AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS!!!!COME AND GET YOUR'E SEAT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!CLICK ANY PIC FOR ALL REQUEST MUSIC BY SOME OF THE BEST DJ'S FUBAR HAS TO OFFER !! DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST PERSON WHO DID NOT COME IN !!! (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXTREME "X"owner~' on '2007-09-22 18:42:40') (repost of original by 'Kare ¢¾ Temptress Akira ¢¾ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 18:46:15') (repost of original by 'asher_59 EXTREME X Doorman aka DSC for Life' on '2007-09-22 18:48:02') (repost of original by '~earthwalker ~dsc family~ extreme x family member' on '2007-09-22 18:49:52') (repost of original by 'EXTREME "X" LOUNGE HOME PAGE' on '2007-09-22 18:50:17') (repost of original by 'Kare ♥ Temptress Akira ♥ *Virgo's Lounge Owner* ~HZ & Extreme X Groupie~' on '2007-09-22 19:03:44') (repost of original by '~ BUZZ MAN~EXT

Women Vs Men
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you too.” When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I

Informative
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way

Giving Thanks
DEAR GOD: I want to thank You for what you have already done. I am not going to wait until I see results or receive rewards; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until I feel better or things look better; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until people say they are sorry or until they stop talking about me; I am thanking you right now.. I am not going to wait until the pain in my body disappears ; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until my financial situation improves; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until the children are asleep and the house is quiet; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I get promoted at work or until I get the job; I am going to thank you right now. I am not going to wait until I understand every experience in my life that has caused me pain or grief; I am thanking you right now. I am not going to wait until the journey gets easier or the challenges are remo

Leveling Crew Goals
STANDARD OPERATION PROCEDURE FOR ENTERING LEVELING CREW!! 1 : to fan / rate crew members . 2 : try to introduce ourselves to everyone we can. 3 : return the fan / rate to all members that hit ur page . 4 : as our profile hit's 8,000 points to level to drop the home page a mailing letter letting me know ahead of time. 5 : ZERO TOLERANCE for NO DRAMA. if anyone has an issue with a crew member then i don't expect of u to be asked to do their page. if there's any issues thou i 'd like to have some idea that way i as leader know. 6 : we aren't a bombing crew for contests but if u want to be part of a bomber crew i can also direct u to the families bomber page as well. our rules here are different from that of bomber crew. 7 : if u want a leveling crew design pic. it can be made but i need a pic that u want on it .

Thats It....thats What Im Talking About
Greetings one and all... And thanks for the read...The older I get...The wiser I feel..I dont feel sacraficing my 23 yr old youth for a 40 yr old intellegence is a even or better deal...Nor do I feel the need to combine the two either...I feel as young as I act and sometimes thats barely reaching 2nd grade level...Is there such a thing as reversal of intellectual mind set as one grows older?...I dont know but I sure do find playing games online and the competiveness of it appealing...Video gaming has come a long way since the big the yellow pie was eating dots and being chased by curtain drapes with eyes around the board only to turn blue for that kick ass bonus you got!...What was it again? 200pts for the first blue smurf you ate...then I think it went all the way up to 800pts....wow plz dont make me research this useless information...Cause now Im dying to know what the total value of all the blue ghosts in pac man is worth!...Wow!...has it come to this?...Is my life this pethetic

No Pussy
A farm family were gathering in the kitchen for breakfast. As the youngest son sat down, his mother told him he wasn't going to get anything to eat until he'd fed the animals.Angry, he thumped out the door and headed for the chicken coop. As he feed the chooks, he kicked each one in the head. The it was off to the paddock to feed the cow.As she bent down to start on some fresh hay, he kicked in the head. He pour slops into a trough for the pigs and as they started eating, kicked them in the head. He then headed back to the kitchen and sat down.His mother was outraged. I saw what you did. Since you kicked the chickens you'll get no eggs for breakfast and since you kicked the cow no milk. Also no bacon or sausages because you kicked the pigs. His father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the cat and kicked it. The boy looked up at Mum and said. Are you gonna tell him or should i??

Shadows Of Darkness
From the shadow we rise. Into the darkness we fade. All but regret waits for those who sit still. Cast aside your doubts and step away from that which binds you. Free yourself to live life. Try you must and if you fail, you tried. That is all we can do!

Just A Moment Of Silence For Wayne, R.i.p!
I just want everyone to no that 2day is a 1 year memorial since my former employer/good friend passed away. His name was Gerald "Wayne" Welch. I worked as his P.A For over a year during a termenal illness he had, He was a very kind hearted man and I would like a moment of silence 2 day for him. He will trully be missed by many family and friends... REST IN PEACE WAYNE.... WE MISS YOU! LOVE, Sara

Tequila
Tequila Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, Ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and More confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world That you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®. Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged

Birthday Wishes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY 'Dj Tease*aka*Kerry*owner of Club Fantasia*Flaws Girl* Dj Tease*aka*Kerry*owner of Club Fantasia*Flaws Girl*@ fubar BIRTHDAY WISHES BROUGHT TO YOU BY $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar

Help Someone Level
Hello all you sexy Fubar fanatics...and good morning if it is morning to you. Someone needs help leveling...you think you could help him out? He is actually my mentor as far as what kind of pics I should post..LOL Don't know what I would have done without him...:) So click his pic and rate and fan and add him...I try and help everyone so if you need help let me know...Hugs and kisses! And no its not gay for rating and adding the same sex..LMAO I mean hell guys if you don't want to add him, at least rate some of his pics..LOL PieDaDDY@ fubar

Mornin All
Hey guys, it's 6:30am and i'm just going to bed now, so i'll be sleeping most of the day probably... meant to have new pics up last night but i think i was hungover the entire day, and then just REALLY lazy all night lol when i get up i'll see what i can find to get some new pics up ;) (although if you missed the ones i posted saturday morning, go look in the sin and tyr album ;) ) love ya ;) Sin

Quotes
"Think of a photograph as an insight into the soul of the world; with the special ability to transform your mood, take you to faraway places, and reinvigorate your sense of wonder." Lee Rentz http://leerentz.com/

Life Hmmmmmm
DO we as civilised creatures allow our true potential to achieve be negated by having the wrong train of thought? Or do we accept that only a few are lucky enough to have been given something to get started?.. Its true that if you were given the best in life your off to a very good start.. But what about those of us who werent gifted with an ubundance of financial stability and security?.. Are we doomed to fail or live the rest of our existence in a constant revolution of what is deemed acceptable?.. Work and sleep?? These TWO NESSECITIES take at least 14hrs of our already short day.. Leaving around 10hrs to fit LIFE into.. Eating,playing sport,shopping,time with friends and loved ones,sex, and time to relax just to name a few.. I for one can spend my whole day on any one of the forementioned.. I will not accept that!! I accept that if u want something.. And that is all you focus on and think about.. You will have it!! Just stay focused.. Is there such thing as true l

Politics
i had to talk to a flat-earther the other day. i'm sure you know the type i mean, i coin that phrase in honor of the woman on 'the View' who, after saying she didn't believe in evolution and then asked about whether the world is flat, said; "i've never thought about it". no kidding? what a surprise. we can see that you literally never thought about it because even the most cursory façade of thought would tell you that, whatever it is you think, saying you "never thought about it" about whether the world is round or flat on national television may not be the best plan. so; i was working on a temp labor job. you'd be surprised how often sophisticated political discussions happen on construction sites. a man i was working with claimed that President bush has not done anything illegal. i tried telling him about how the FISA disembowelment didn't come till 4 years after the spying started, that all (that is; ALL, as in EVERY SINGLE ONE) all of the claims made to the public an

An Angel Huh?
You scored as Angel of Death, You were an Angel of death! Before you were sent to Earth to be tested and be a human, you were what brought death upon humans. With a look, you could kill anyone. Your unusal intrest in death and love of blood and gore asures that in heaven, you delt with it very much. You were an angel who brought death to all, and what is and forever will be feared by humans. Your old deathly stare still scares people and you still crave for killing.Angel of Death100% Angel of Guidance71% Guardian Angel64% Angel of Hope61% Angel of Prayer18% Angel of Good Fortune14% What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sarah's Garden
Sarah’s Garden There once was a girl named Sarah who was searching for the perfect place to plant her garden. It had to be a special place because only a special place would do for the kind of seeds she intended to plant. You see, she was searching for a place to grow love and more importantly, she wanted to grow happiness. Sarah wasn’t much of a gardener, but even she knew that love and happiness don’t just grow anywhere. So, she set off to find herself the perfect place to plant her seeds. One day Sarah happened upon a small patch of land. It didn’t seem like a place where love and happiness might grow, but there was just something about it that caught her attention. She thought she had once heard of this place, maybe from a friend. She remembered hearing that it was a place to go where you could have fun, find someone to talk to, or even hide if need be. A couple of people had said that they were able to buy happiness there but nobody had ever grown it the

My City
MY CITY I once lived in a city. It was a strong, safe city. It had high walls around it built in earlier times to fend off frequent attackers. The walls were strong ones and I maintained them in order to keep myself safe from hurtful things. I can't say that I always felt safe in my strong city, but it was as close as I could get. But I was alone in my city. My city had become a prison for me. The same walls that I had built to keep out pain had also kept out good things, things that made life worth living for. While I was relatively safe in my city, I was besieged in a prison of my own making. Yet I continued maintenance on my walls. I chose the safety of a self-made prison rather than face the dangers that lay on the outside. Even after there were no more attacks, and no more attackers, I kept up my city's walls. Then one day I heard of another city. A traveler from another city had gained my trust and I gave her admittance to my city. It was the first real company I had

Weird Things You Would Never Know
Weird Things You Would Never Know (But Do Now) A shrimp's heart is in its head. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you sneeze too hard, you can fract

My Love For You
What have I done? What must I do? This love I once had I had for you. My love for my son is there to He is mine and I need to take care If you still love me If you still want me I will be there If you decide to not be mine I have no clue But no matter what I will always love you I can not tell no more lies I have seen the tears from my eyes I need your love This is true Just remember even if you don't love me I will always love you My life is all messed up This I know is true But he is my flesh and blood And I love him too

Does Anyone Else Get...
Do you guys/gals ever get this shit...? Random shouts from some level 3ish chick who just wants to rag on ya? right now my shouts are only for friends and higher cause i finally got sick of it... but what possesses people to do that?? i had one chick send me a message of "you're not that pretty" and i really wanted to say "5,000 guys disagree on here it seems" lol... is it wrong to want to be a bitch back??? Anyhow, my question is does anyone else get this crap? and why are they always level 3?? why do they have to hide to talk shit??? random thoughts ;) Sin

U Get The Rating U Get!!
OKAY!!! Let's get one thing straight...I am not here to boost your rating and give you a 10 if I don't think it desearves one. I am not here to see your tits, your abs or how many hos or pimps you have on your arm. I like to see the real person, not a show....or something creative, since I am an artist. If you don't like my rating then stay off my page as your rude comments really don't offend me it just makes me eager to click the delete button!!!...So, with that said, have a great day!!!! Tina

Hop Skippy Doo Dah !
thanks to all of you who have read my recent blogs and left messages and comments he is now out of hospital the lucky bastard has a broken foot, some cuts and scratches and several nice bruises we have no idea how he has gone from the point of death (well, it seemed that way at the time) to home again in 2 weeks whats more - we dont actually care ! he's home i am so relieved fuck that im so happy to have the little guy back with us all !!

Take This Man
My heart is to big I care to much I wear my heart upon my sleeve I'm to compasionate for my own damn good Please take this man! I love to much and get burned I give and give and just get hurt I take and take and just give the pain Please take this man! I'm tired of HURTIN! I'mtired of CRYIN I'm tired of PAIN! I'm tired of SUFFERING! I'm tired of DEATH! I pray to the ALMIGHTY Gods above to watch over my clan I pray to the Gods ALMIGHTY to take this DAMN MAN!

My Life
This weekend has had its shares of ups and downs.lets start with friday night...kareoke. It was really fun and upbeat.Eric came and we were having a great time.When I went back to his house for the night he stayed up till three thirty in the effing morning playing halo 2 when i was sitting in the bedroom being bored out of my mind.(dont get me wrong i love playing halo.)i was about to fall asleep and he comes in expecting to get some.In my head i was thinking yeah right,but since i was already there and i wanted some i gave in.after he was done he leaves the room(we all know why) comes back lies down rolls over and falls asleep without saying a word to me.so i go to sleep feeling like shit.Saturday i had a family reunion on sat which was fun/awkward because i didnt know 80% of the people there.and i told my parents i went to my cousins house to spend the night on friday.the problem with that was my uncle and aunt got there before i did and told her i wasnt there.so i had to pull a sto

The Sleep
Sleep Sleep while You can for tomorrow may bring Sorrow. Lucky little child sleeping in the wil. Why must You only sleep for a while, sleep as You want we've got miles. Sleep to a song, sleep oh so long. Sleep on a pond, or even in a palm frond. Sleep on the Ground, don't listen to the sounds. Sleep on a mountain, or even next to a fountain. So sleep dear sweet child, Sleep all the while.

I Thought We Lost...duh
Favre Ties Marino In Packers' 31-24 Victory Brett Favre's 420th career touchdown pass meant more than just drawing even with Dan Marino. The 57-yard completion pass to Greg Jennings, with just over two minutes remaining, tied Marino's all-time NFL record for career TD passes and rallied the Packers past the San Diego Chargers on their way to a 31-24 victory!!! PACKERS-31 CHARGERS-24

I Hate Men!!!
I HATE MEN LIKE MI EX I MEAN HE SITS THERE AND SAYS DAT HE IS TIRED OF ALL THESE GIRLS BEING BITCHY AND DUMB BUT ALL HE DOES IS TRY AND PLAY US ALL AND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU DUDE MAYBE IF YOU START TO TREAT YOU GIRLS RIGHT AND NOT TRY AND CHEAT ON DEM ALL DA TIME DEN MAYBE THE RIGHT ONE WOULD STAY WIT YOU!!! I MEAN LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND I DID ERYTHING FOR YOU AND SHIT I STILL DO!!! SO STOP SAYING YOU LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT GIRL AND JUST OPEN YOU DAMN EYES AND LOOK I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU WAITING FOR YOU TO SEE DAT I AM DA ONE FOR YOU!!!!

Making W.t.c.tags
Wakan Tanka Clan member's I will be making tag's this week,so if you have special pic's you want used for some of these tag's send them to me as a attachment in a private message ,along with screene name to be used on them,if there is something special you want to say on some of them list that in your private as well. THANK YOU TRIBAL COUNCIL WAKAN TANKA CLAN PAINTER

A Vicdumb Of Reality♠
A MENTALITY SO THIRSTY FOR KNOWLEDGE IT'S WILL IS TO BE VICTIMIZED IN ORDER TO REALIZE, RELATE,IDENTIFY.. A VICTIMS LAST CRY~ A PAINFUL ESCAPE LOOKS DELICIOUSLY GREAT FROM THIS ENDLESS HEAVY MIND RAPE.. WEIGHING THE ODDS.. AAAHHH~~~~~~~~ *WAT THE FUCK* THE BEGINNING TAKES TO LONG TO CREATE AND THE END IS NEVER GREAT.. ACCEPTING SUFFER IS FATE.. LET THE FLESH REST UPON A SUB CONSCIENCE CHEST STRESSIN LIFE'S GREATEST SACRIFICE DOUBLE BALDED KNIFE INCISED AN EMOTION TWICE~ NOT GIVING A FUCK STILL WANTING TO CARE BE THE NOTION.. A COMPLEX MENTAL IN SEARCH OF THE TRUTH'S POTION.. REALITIES BULLSHIT SAYS CAUTION, WITH MENTAL EXTORTION OF A LIARS REALM.. REMAIN INSANE WITH THIS BLOOD BATH GAME... AAHHH.. UNRELEASED CHAIN... FUCK.. THERE ALL THE SAME.. WHADDA U MEAN WAT I MEANT?????? {SIGHS} FINISHED EXPLAINING.. ENERGY OF REALITY IS SENT....cont..

Trip To Niagra Falls/canada
Well I just got home from our trip to The Falls/Canada. What a great time we had. The falls are beautiful. We rode the Maid of the Mist boat, Walked the Cave of the Wind (this is totally awsome) visited the aquarium Just to name a few of the things we did. We got there Thursday afternoon, and just for the hell of it decided to hit the casino right across the street! (I love to play the slots). Seneca Niagara was the casino. I seen this wheel of fortune slot machine a penny (1 cent) slot too boot and decided what the hell... LMFAO Needless to say I walked away with $519.00 off this PENNY SLOT!!! WOOOHOOOO I just about shit. Check out the pic in the Niagara Folder. I had a great time, I went to the top of the Skylon tower in Canada, Keep in mind, Im not the best with the heights shit. But I did it! Took some great pics from there also. Check them out.

Deployed
ok, well this is it. Im fone for a little while. Thank you everyone for your love and support. I dont know how often I'll be able to check this thing but I will check it as much as i can. much love...

Red Bull ... Health Risks
Behind the label: Red Bull It has spawned a dozen urban legends. It gets praised and reviled by bloggers. And it tastes like carbonated cough syrup. But does Red Bull do you any good? Pat Thomas reports Date:01/03/2007 Author:Pat Thomas The global energy crisis isn’t just a problem for cars. Humans across the globe are also suffering a chronic lack of vim and vigour – and wherever something is lacking, you can be sure there will be a product to fill the hole. Enter the energy drink. There are hundreds now on the global market, but only one, Red Bull, has consistently been a market leader. Released onto an unsuspecting world in 1987, Red Bull created a whole new drinks category. The global ‘health’ and ‘energy’ drinks market is now the fastest-growing in the soft drinks world, doubling in size every year since it was first identified, to reach £1.5 billion in sales in 2006. Red Bull leads the way, with sales in the region of £1 billion l

When To Quit?
When to quit the sport? Why the hell to people still play when they are approaching 40? Cause it is sooo damned satisfying to play as a team and the thrill of winning/scoring keeps one coming back for more Besides, why else would a family guy stay in shape...lol

Get To Work!
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces trying to protect us from terrorism. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your butt, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice

Headed For Divorce
I have signed my seperation papers. Now to the next phase. Signing more papers. Now why would he think that I am just gonna sign something without even reading it or looking it over. He is divorcing me and I am not suppose to check it out first to make sure I don't get screwed along with the kids. He didn't marry a stupid one. Maybe the next one will be...(ohhh yea she is)

Starting Over
Well it seems that Mother Nature, God, or just that pesky little thing known as life has decided to disrupt what I thought was going to be it. For the last 7 years all I've wanted and asked for is to go 1 year without someone that I cared about dieing, I thought I was going to make it this year, but life decided to throw me a curve ball. While no one has yet died, my relationship of several years did. It was not my choice, I thought she was the one, but she had other plans. So for the last few weeks I've been absent from this site, keeping to myself and healing myself. I don't know if anyone on here even really cares about why I disappeared, but on the off chance that someone does, I've decided to post the reason why.

Movies
One of the best movies of the year is out in limited release, Across the Universe. The whole movie is an interaction of different stories with The Beatles music as the backdrop. Directed by the person responsible for putting The Lion King on broadway, you would think you were watching a musical on Broadway. This should receive some oscar buzz!

Dolphin Information
How do Dolphins sleep? Dolphins have to be conscious to breathe. This means that they cannot go into a full deep sleep, because then they would suffocate. Dolphins have "solved" that by letting one half of their brain sleep at a time. This has been determined by doing EEG studies on Dolphins. REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep, usually associated with dreaming has been recorded only very rarely. Some scientists claim Dolphins do not have REM sleep at all. A Dolphin's behavior when sleeping/resting depends on the circumstances can vary within different species of Dolphins, and possibly on individual preferences. They can either: - swim slowly and surface every now and then for a breath which is the pattern for the Hawaiian Spinner Dolphins - rest at the surface with their blowhole exposed - rest on the bottom (in shallow water) and rise to the surface every now and then to breathe. How intelligent are Dolphins? During the past few decades, scientists have intensified their efforts to b

Hunting & Fishing
Well I didn't get a deer, but thats ok. I did get to see some awsome scenery though. I took a few pictures and posted them in fubar. It was cold (Duh), and I enjoyed it a lot. I did hear some wolves. I got to practice my elk calling some. I even tested out some of my new equipment. All-In-All: I had fun and got to see a new area of Wyoming. Most of which I've never seen before.

Wtf?!?!?!?
It's 1 am and I can't sleep... So worried about my little boy. Just a little over 2 weeks left before he has surgery. I was dumb enough to read about the whole procedure. His heart will be stopped and he will be on a ventilator during surgery. If I lose him, I will lose myself as well. He is my reason for living and I love him more than I have ever loved anyone or anything in my life. Everyone tells me to think positively but that's so fucking hard when you know your baby's chest will be open. At this point, I would give my own life or even sell my soul just to know he will be ok.

Pices
VIRGO - The One that Waits > Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > SCORPIO - The Addict > EXTREMELY adorable.. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic.. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > LIBRA - The Lame One > Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. > > > ARIES - The Liar > Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTRE

Feelin A Lil Sad :(
so i'm a lil sad this wknd. :( this wknd was a casual, family oriented 10yr. reunion picnic for my high school class. i wasn't able to make the trip up 2 chicago, due to lack of notice. i've been waiting 4 over a year to hear about the actual reunion...the people planning this are slackers! lol well, someone got the idea 2 plan a picnic where you could bring your family. would be a more economical choice too. sadly, as i said above, i wasn't able to make it. so i guess i will have 2 sit here & wait 2 c if these slackers ever get this planned. can't believe it's been 10yrs since high school...time flies when ur having fun!! :) i miss those care free days... miss those friends that swore 2 stay close-always... i could really use some cheering up! help...

What The Hell...
What the hell made you choose your name... i've seen some of you scroll through with badass names being sweethearts and the reverse... and names that just make you go WTF were you thinking!!! so me first... sin is from sinamynlee, it's a name i wrote poetry with over a decade ago. kinkstar was created when they decided to lock pornstar. pornstar was a nickname given to me by lounge friends so i kept it. :p Next????

Jarrett Not Giving Up
Despite Toyota's growing pains, Jarrett not giving up Veteran forced to rely on provisionals in all three races Last Friday, he took his third past champion's provisional in as many weekends just to make the race. On Saturday, his No. 44 car was slowest in both Nextel Cup practice sessions. On Sunday he finished a distant and anonymous 33rd place, four laps behind the winner at Las Vegas Motor Speedway. It wasn't the kind of weekend Dale Jarrett is accustomed to. But it's the kind he's having to adjust to in his new world driving a Toyota for Michael Waltrip Racing. The 32-time Nextel Cup race winner and 1999 series champion has been relegated to the role of also-ran as his new manufacturer and new team try to find their way in their first seasons on NASCAR's premier tour. It's a transition that's proven more difficult than even the driver expected. "It is probably a bigger hill to climb than what we thought at the beginning," Jarrett said. "But if you were realistic about i

Just To Let You All Know
Like I said in my first blog. I am not here for sexual purposes. I have a boyfriend but I like to flirt. But I want all of you to know, I like to play but I don't take it further than that.

Mythbusters
mythbusters was in my community airport back in may shoting a segment of taxi drove to close to a jet engine so in that myth the flimed tests of size of vehicles drivein behind a jet engine to see the effects of it types of vehicles car, school bus, and a small airplain its suppose to air sept 25 on the discovery channel

Nice Guys Finish Last
Nice guys STILL finish last To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just

I Miss You
If only I could have come up with the right words to describe the depth of this beautiful feeling that I have for you, I would have uttered them to you the first time I laid my eyes on you. But, I lacked that knowledge, so the best thing that I can do is to show you how I really mean it now. I love you so dearly, sweetie. Do you know? You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are like the best poetry ever composed, the best song ever played, the best picture ever painted. I never thought and expected that someone like me could get so lucky by finding you. How could I have known the comfort and the security of knowing that whenever I say "I love you," you're going to say the same words, too. I know that you love me too, or you wouldn't have accepted to mary me. accepting me was just among the many wonderful things you have done to show me how much I mean to you and that you are sincere. I love you sweetie, more than my life... more than my world. You are my world. Life would

I Love You
My love, I can not stand this. It is just too hard to be away from you. I am usually okay, but at times like this (especially right now as i am writing to you ) it just becomes too much to bear. i can not do anything else than thinking of you. I just have to tell you, Sweetheart , to share with you that sacred part of my inner, secret life, the thoughts I think that everyone has but does not always say. I know that sometimes pride gets in the way of expressing emotions. I believe that is the cause of my reticence in telling you how I feel sometimes, that and the fact that passion in an extreme state can be scary, you almost just want to shut it away for fear that it will eventually destroy you. I think of my feelings, my love for you not with craving or with hope or even desire, but just with a kind of wonder that such things could be. You have opened my eyes to how love should feel. I can promise you this, I will never again settle for less. But, at this time in both of our live

Friends & Family
Most of you know already I dont use this acct much at all anymore, if you would still like to keep in contact please add snugglekitty... that is my main acct. I miss all of You.... HUGS~N~KISSES to you all Add me so we can continue our friendship. FRIENDS MEAN THE WORLD TO ME ...ONCE A FRIEND ALWAYS A FRIEND

Being Racist And Slanderized
Well, it all started on Wednesday September 19, 2007 at 11:00am while my son was in PE Class. These 3 kids decided to target my son and pick on him. Their names were, Travis, Purcibal and Juwonn. They started pushing him, tripping him, and slapping him. They had my son in tears. My son is dedicating this year to his Grandfather who passed away on July 24, 2007. These kids told him I was fat, that I was a bitch and told him to go fuck his dead grandfather. Now what the kids said about me is no big deal, but when you bring family into it, that's just sick. My son was ready to drop them where they stood. He told his PE teacher, and yet nothing was done. When he came to the car after school, he was in tears when he told me what happened. Leanne drove the car and parked near the office and I took my son and went in and asked to speak with one of the Assisant Principals. We explained what went down, and she told my son to find out all the kid's names and let her know when he could so she cou

Trip Home
The anticipation was incredible as I pulled into town. I was meeting Jenna for lunch and this would be our first time to meet face to face. I pulled into the parking lot and spotted her car. Pulling up next to it, she smiled and got out. Jenna was a very short girl. Not even five foot tall. She was wearing a pink v-cut top and a long black skirt. Her perky large 34D cups were proudly on display with the shirt she had on. We had lunch and talked but then it was time for her to go back to work at the library. I walked her to her car and kissed her gently before leaving. I had to go check into my hotel and run some other errands. After I finished my errands Jenna called and invited me over to hang out until my dinner plans. I met her at the library she works at. She had a little more to finish up before leaving so I stuck around and watched her. She was helping a few customers with locating the books they wanted. She looked back and nodded her head as into tell me to follo

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life To Seriously.....
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously.... 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like... night.. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK,... so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong

Fireman
FIREMAN SEX A FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go." "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

A Poem I Wrote
Im siting here today thinking to my self and about how things really are.. do i wanna wish i was dead ? or do i wanna try to survive in this world of notheness and darkness or let the nothenes comsumes me .my heart is numb,my tear fall like rain . not knowing how to feel, love ,or even care ,i fear to trust ,can i be saved you ask i don't know i walk down these lonely roads alone and cold ,and sad, not knowing who to trust, the numbness is all i feel know ,my heart is black ,i'm trying to give myself a good reason not too give up, in the end who knows who i will be but i won't let the notheness consume me

Epiphany
i have reached the conclusion that men are simply not worth my time. anytime i show even the slightest interest in a man, i either get hurt or he turns out to be a total jackass, and i have decided that i don't feel like dealing with that anymore. i am writing off men for the time being. i am done with men who don't know how to treat women. i am done with men who don't think i am important. i am done with men who don't respect me. i am done with men who only see me as a piece of ass. i am done with men who cheat on their woman. i am done with men who want to change me. i am done with men who take advantage of my kindness. i am done with men who refuse to hold an intelligent conversatin with me. i am done with men who have bad attitudes. i am done with men who think that they know me better than i know myself. i am writing off men until something or someone can prove to me that not all men are like this.

Do You Think Can Iran President Be Allowed To Visit Ground Zero
Should Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Be Allowed To Visit Ground Zero ? The New York Daily News\' front page on Monday read: \"THE EVIL HAS LANDED.\" The New York Post called Ahmadinejad the \"Madman Iran Prez\" and a \"guest of dishonor.\" President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad request to lay a wreath at ground zero was denied by city officials and condemned by politicians who said a visit to the site of the 2001 terror attacks would violate sacred ground. U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said on Monday This is somebody who is the president of a country that is probably the greatest sponsor -- state sponsor -- of terrorism, The United States cut off diplomatic relations with Iran in 1980, when 52 American citizens were being held hostage by Iranian students, Above Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Is One Of The \'79 Hostage Takers

Some Thing's Wrong On Fubar !
I Rip A pic from one profile and put it in my gallary . Now some one get's offended by same pic. In my gallary it's in public view and IS NOT MARKED n.s.f.w. But now fubar mark's the picture I got from some else n.s.f.w. ICAN NOT VIEW THE PICTURE AT ALL! Yet on the origenal profile I CAN FULLY VIEW THE PICTURE! BUT THE SAME PICTURE IN MY GALLARY IS MARKED n.s.f.w. This is why there is SOME THING'S WRONG ON fubar!

Everytime I Hear Your Name
Fin'lly got over that song of ours; stopped chasin' little red sports cars, To check the license plates an' I quit drivin' by your place. Back makin' the rounds at our old haunts... Honky Tonks, restaurants. An' seein' some of our old friends... it feels good to dance again. An' I can fin'lly smell your perfume an' not look around the room for you. An' I can walk right by your picture in a frame an' not feel a thing. But when I hear your name, I feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky. An' it's the fifth of May, an' I'm right there starin' in your eyes. An' nothin's changed, an' we're still same. An' I get lost in the innocence of a first kiss, An' I'm hangin' on to every word rollin' off of your lips... An' that's all it takes, an' I'm in that place, Every time I hear your name. Got someone special in my life... everyone thinks she'd make a great wife. Dad says he thinks she's the one... reminds him of Mom when she was young, But it's way too soon to be talkin

Child Birth
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.

Hear U Me
simply stated if there was a song that i could play for micheal this would be the one There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go. I never said thank you for that. I thought I might get one more chance. What would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. So what would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. May angels lead you in. And if you were with me tonight, I'd sing to you just one more time. A song for a heart so big, god wouldn't let it live. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you

You Guys Rock!
Sorry I haven't been on much as of late but thanks to Mrs T, Deb, Nancy, Chelle, Vanessa, HDBikerGirl, Janelle, Shy in Arizona, Tracy, Vanella, Ann, Mouthy, Candy, BEEP, DazzleDoll, Lips of an Angel, Sissy, "P"eaches, Darkness Personified, baby Girl, Dark Queen, Dark Karma, Pink Dove, Silver Raven, Nana Deb, Unlucky, SIN, Mezmereyez, for thinking about me and/or sending me Happy Birthday. If I missed anyone I'm sorry it was not on purpose.

Sorry
for someone close to me that i hurt Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all th

Delima
[Nelly] uh-uh check'it check'it uh-uh-uh [Kelly] I, love you and I, need you Nelly I, love you, I do Need you [Chorus] No matter what I do, All I think about is you (uh-huh) Even when I'm with my boo, Boy, ya know I'm crazy over you No matter what I do, All I think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, Ya know I'm crazy over you [Nelly] Uh-uh-uh-uh I met this chick and she just moved right up the block from me And(uh) she got the hots for me, the finest thing my hood has seen But oh, no, no, she's got a man and a son doh'ohh But that's o.k. cause I, wait for my cue and just listen, play my position like a short stop, pick up everything mommy hittin And in no time, i'm gonna make this friend mine And that's for sure Cause I, I've never been the type to break-up a happy home But(uh) somethin' bout baby gurl, I just can't leave alone So tell me ma what's it gonna be she said---- [Kelly] You don't know what you mean to me [Chorus] No matte

My Thoughts
I am having a problem lately. Why do people have to treat people like shit then get all mad when they arent treated like gold.When you ask someone you care about to spend time with you and they dont or they do but they are on their phone the whole time. I mean come on what ever happened to treating people the way you want to be treated. there are to many people out there who treat people like shit and insist on being treated like gold.I have more than one person doing this to me at this time. one gets mad when i dont read their mind and be there to help them out when they dont call and ask. and the other is the person i care most about and they never spend any time with me but they are always in conversation with someone else. its just bothering me and i needed to say something.

Happy Hour
Happy Hours are soo fun! I just wanted to thank everyone for helping make it a success, and please..if I added you and didn't get a chance to rate or fan you please please please send me an email so I can..Hugs and Kisses to all..:) I willbe back in a bit I have to go see a friend now..:) Hey can you believe I made it through with no flagging? Woo Hoo!!..LMAO

Hi Everyone
What its a bout, well I have no idea what so ever... Just a way to start filling my page up and maybe pass a few minutes before I sleep for work in the morning, If you look at my profile im British, poor me, but Im lucky engough to work oversea, only 3 weeks to go then Im off again for 4 months and to be honest, thank god hahah, well thats all for now until I can find some real reason to write a blog, night night all xx

Entertainment From Mumms
TSA@ fubar THIS CHICK!!! I posted a MUMM about comment bombing in contests and the only reply this girl could come up with was "Fag Ass!!" I about fell out of my seat laughing!! Apparently she's not the brightest crayon in the box or she'd have been able to come up with something smarter to say but then I guess I wouldn't have gotten my laugh if she had. You are officially my pick for "Slow Kid Of The Day!"

Smile
if u have troble u dont have to be sad smile allways think about u want the most and u will get it.maybe not today not tomorrow(depends on what u want)but one day u will get it and u will be happy.all that matters its to not worry if u have a bad day.think about what u like what you would do.change opinion about urself.think that u are the best from the best and u will be.all that matters is that u know what u want and never give-up. now i go to sleep but i promisse i ll write more:) kisses

On Dragon Wings
To float on a dragon's wing Is a very special gift indeed One given very rarely as well To feel the purest of joys The greatest of Freedom Only one can imagine The wind in your hair The sun on your face Above the world away from all troubles Gliding among the clouds Seeing the world from a Dragon's view Feeling alight as a feather Having no ties to the ground Or the problems of the World That now lays far below What joyous feelings one experiences When given the change to be a flight Upon the powerful beatings of Dragon Wings A flight as ever in the skies Upon the mighty back of a Dragon As their powerful wings beat the air What a joyous gift and experience One is given with this Upon the Mighty Dragon Wings wrote 9/24/2007

Happy B-day Princess!!!!!!
I LOOOOVE cooking. Especially when my lil one is "helping" LoL She'll be 8yrs old tomorrow, and I can't help but wonder how many more of these fun days I have left before I go from SUPERDADDY to DROP ME OFF AROUND THE CORNER. LoL I guess I'll just have to keep enjoying it as I have for the past 8yrs. I know how precious these times are and that they'll never happen again. Every one is different and special. I hate the fact that I dont get to be with her everyday. Times like these make me, if only for a second, wonder wether or not I made the right choice in leaving her mother. Then, I quickly gather myself, put on my happy "I did the right thing" face on and keep on trucking. I know I'll never agree with my own decision 100% , but I know that 90% of me knows it was the right choice. I keep telling myself she would have suffered much more if I had stayed and been unhappy and fighting with her mother all the time. My bitterness towards my x-wife would have swallowed me whole and destro

H.o.g./mc Member Tags Available Now
Official Member Tags are available to H.O.G./MC Members any member wanting one send me a Fu Mail and I'll get one to you right away here is an example of what they look like http://images76.imikimi.com/image/images_full/10644076.jpg

What Brought You ...
what brought you to Fubar/cherrytap in the first place?? such as similar site link, friend from real life, online friend, comment site link?? personally i was dragged here from a bdsm site by my friend casey... he was like "go here" and i did... lol ... i'm glad i did though, i have a shitload of fun meeting everyone here and talking to you all ... and of course taking pics lol :p i know i get pissed off at the site at times, we all do, but we're all still here so that's my other question... why are you STILL here? lol me... i'm here cause i'm a showoff :p lol i like having somewhere where everyone can see my pics lol ;) your turn :p love ya, Sin

Pictures
What I am about to write is not intended to offend any of the women on fubar. A friend told me about fubar so I joined, over the past couple of weeks I have seen more bra's and panties then I have ever seen in my whole life. When did it become ok for an 18 old girl to put out a picture like that for all the world to see, when she turned 18. That's not a good enough reason. Is the reason because that's what men want to see? I'm sure most women would like for men to carry and give birth to children but there not trying to figure that one out to help us, so why give them what they right up front. If putting that picture out there is what you want and it gives you power and your proud of it then that's being a women, but don't do it to get more fupoints because fupoints won't ease that feeling you have. Again this is not meant to offend anyone just wanted to share my thoughts no matter how fucked you think they are. good day and god bless

Witch Trails In South Carolina
Greetings Sisters, and Brothers, please read this, and send prayers of strength to Rhonda and her family. Thank you, Thunder ----- Original Message ----- From: angelfrombuv3221985 To: BoS-Pagan@yahoogrou ps.com Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 9:35 AM Subject: [BoS-Pagan] WITCH TRIALS CONTINUE IN SOUTH CAROLINA! Rhonda has asked me to pass along a post that she has made... for all pagans to read, to share, and to spread like wildfire, she needs all of the pagans possible to be supportive.. energy, and/or moral support thanks! Heres what she wrote: This is a more detailed account. The more attention I can get on this the better! Please pass around to anyone you think might listen. Thanks. We are unable to go home at the moment because it isn't safe for us there. They are always watching what we are doing and we are afraid of more Police retribution so are staying at my Mother in- law's house, but this isn't home.....so I am trying to get on the computer w

New
YUP YOU GUESSED IT....I NEED SOME BOMBING HELP FROM MY FRIENDS!! IF YOU CAN'T STAY AND BOMB AT LEAST RATE THE PIC CAUSE RATES ARE WORTH POINTS ALSO :D 1ST PLACE = HAPPYHOUR OR 2 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE = 1 WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE = 3 DAY BLAST MANY SMILES MANY THANKS &MUCH LOVE

Come Join The Best Bombing Family
ok if you wanna join a good fubar bomber family that has nice ppl and if you want to meet some nice ppl you can click on this link and read the rules and someone will get back to you FUS-CHERRY-BOMBERS-FAMILY@ fubar

Mandatory Memory
Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee… Never any chains, hopeless and free Times spent entwined Must be etched deep in mind Never any chains, hopeless and free Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee…

Im Such A Nervous Wreck!
I feel like just breaking down and then go crawl in a lil hole! My best friend is mad b/c somehow i lied to her, I don't know how but ok! She told me that I picked my son's dad over her but i never did that! I don't understand where she is coming up with that! My baby daddy wants me back but it isn't going to happen he don't even have a place of his own or a job! He's pretty much a loser and lowlife! but hey shit happens right? The only thing i can do is grow from this mistake and when the times come for another child pick the right guy! Not another loser! I had a great guy but we are only friends right now! Which sucks b/c im so in love with him and would do anything for him! And he knows that! And if he ever told me he wants to get back together I would totally run back to him in a heartbeat! The guy runs threw my mind everyday! And talking to him isn't enough for me! I want the relationship we had before! I dunno maybe god will help me out and get that special guy back into my life

1
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements

Getting Married!
The most happy day in my live was September 5th at 10:47 p.m. after eating some TACO BELL, I was walking with my man back to the house talking shit about life and that I want to get married with him cause a lot of people that we know were saying that I was telling everybody about that (well I kind of was). Well we past where the church was and they have a beautiful fountain and I was kind of exhausted from the walking and we stopped. Then he got down on his knees and he asked me to marry him. I was in shock for like an hour or maybe more!

Internet Coach
Title: Internet Coach Here’s just a sneak peak at what you’ll learn from your internet coach: How to pick your product, service, or niche Register a domain name Getting the best web hosting Setting up squeeze pages Building web blogs Configuring your forums Setting up membership sites Dreamweaver & Frontpage for web design Blogging for Busineses Article writing and more So many people have successfully gone through this program with your internet coach before you, that it's virtually impossible for you to fail, unless you fail to work at it! Tags:internet coaching, internet, internet marketing, online business, internet coach, internet training, internet coaching program, coach, coaching Internet Coaching Internet Coach

P03try C@f3
I Want You to Know That Miles Away Someone Is Sending Smiles Your Way... These Smiles They Are Not Just For Today But For Every Morning When You Awake... They Are Specially Sent From Me to You For All Of Your Kindness And laughter Too... Just Want You To Know Your Smiles Shine Through And To Know Each Day I Will Be Thinking Of You...

Abdelradi
I'm simple that's honest, loving and Secure with who I am. I love life and all it has to offer. I'm looking for a special gril that I can hold hands with even when I'm 90, and to see that "spark" in his eyes then just like I did when we met. Im looking for someone to share life with, and to grow old and happy. I love the closeness of family and great friends. Im rich with values, honesty, and the love of family and friends. I love to laugh, cuddle, hold hands, and love to spoil the right man and just be myself. If you think that we can find that special feeling with each other email me and we'll go from here.." So excited about being friends. cant wait you got a friend in me anytime. contact me at my yahoo or hot mail eg_tut@hotmail.comor eg_tut@yahoo.com.. also. stay in touch friends for life ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...

Naughty App
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Do you enjoy Oral sex (giving)? 18.Do you enjoy Oral sex (receiving)? 19.Would you have phone sex with me? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22.Num

Can't Get Enough..lol
Blogs seem to be the way to communicate for me and I am shameless when it comes to writing many a day....LOL I'm a scorpio I want lots of attention, and if I feel like I am not getting enough..I blog, or I beg for a happy hour..LOL Thats just me...so just saying Hi again! Letting you know I will be posting more pics later on this evening, so make sure you don't forget about me...:P Hugs and Kisses..:)

Sex!!
Body: Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry

Hit-and-run Drivers
What motivates a hit-and-run driver? Somebody knocked my brother-in-law Todd Sayre off his motorcycle early yesterday morning and, in my wife's words, "left him lying in a ditch like roadkill." He's gone -- his organs will soon be enroute to saving several other lives. Not that it would've mattered much, based on what I've heard about evidence of the impact, but what kind of person can't be bothered to stop and make a damned phone call????? How hard is it to find a phone and dial 911? How do I help my wife through the senseless loss of her baby brother? How do I deal with my own anger at this (for now) nameless, faceless piece of human offal? By what twisted piece of reasoning is this behavior OK?

I Dont Get It!
Why is it Men want you to get to know them and when you try they act as if you should be the one carrying the conversation on. When you ask questions all you get is one or two words. I mean if you dont care to talk to me then, tell me dont sit there and humor me cause all that is going to do is get me pissed and more then likely get ya cussed out..... thank you for listening to the Bitch network, Dont forget to tip ur waitress and have a Good Day.... Yankee

Blarg
If you thought my last MUMM was stupid and silly, well.... yeah. IT SAID IT IN THE TITLE! But how the hell is a fight between a Trekkie and a storm trooper NSFW? Did Roddenberry's ashes gather together in space, reform, beam down, get a Fubar account, adn get offended that the trooper was winning the votes?! What the hell? I call shananinigins!

Peach
Hello there all my lovely fubar friends...we have a new leveling and bombing crew in town..Peachcrush80 is the owner and im second in command...If you would like to join..please feel free to hit me in the shout box..or hit the pic below and it will take you to our home page...we would love to have you... Sweet Peach Bombing and Leveling Crew@ fubar

Help
hey everyone how r u all doing today, we were wondering if ya'll have had a chance to read our bulletin "we need ur help" if not could u take a minute out of ur busy schedule to do that for a friend. Thank you very much!!!!!!!

Ballyhoo
One of my very special friends needs some votes if each of us could stop by and vote for him in the contest not on fubar it would be so appreciated...Hes in a band and has asked me to spread the word so click below or copy and paste and it will tak you to where to vote at. I really appreciate everyone who thinks of me to help me and him.... http://defendthebarband.com/vote_login.aspx?BandID=63&Img=Ballyhoo_l.jpg&BName=Ballyhoo

My Exciting Future!
I've completed all my pre-op requirements & have 18 more pounds to lose & I will have my gastric by-pass surgery & I will begin a new life to a new & healthier me! I'm now walking ALOT..I walk 3 miles most days & I pushe d it a little hard & my right knee is giving me fits but I am doing range of motion exersises & stretches so it is coming along rather quickly.. I had to stop walking for almost 2 weeks to allow it to heal...but I'm going at it again...I use a heart monitor watch that is set to a certain heart rate in which I burn the most fat & calories..this little watch has made my walking alot more valueable to me & my success in losing my weight..This time next year I'm going to be a lean ...mean...fighting machine.. As soon as I get the money saved up ..I'm going to join the kick-boxing gym here in town to further progress myself in getting in better shape..Why am I doing this??? Well 1st & foremost ..I'm doing it for myself.. Secondly..I want to live so I can continue to watch

The Censorship Issue
IF YOU READ NOTHING ELSE READ THIS: IF THIS POST IS DELETED ILL RE POST, IF THE BLOG IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW BLOG, IF THE ACCOUNT IS DELETED ILL MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT. ILL KEEP DOING THIS TILL THE ISSUE IS FIXED. It seems that lately the censorship on Fubar has gotten out of hand. What we need is either a standard of censorship or no censorship at all. Fubar has been deleting things and not even giving a reason for doing so. This needs to stop. We the users feel that it is getting out of hand. Deleting a mum because someone posts a bad word in a comment is not acceptable. Delete the comment with the inappropriate language instead, or just don’t worry about it. There is a lot worse than using the A-word going on. For example, derogatory and cruel comments left on mumm’s are not even monitored. Why is harassment acceptable and yet your mumm gets deleted because someone else uses inappropriate language. Another problem is Fubar deleting things that point out Fubar’s problems. Whe

Thanks To All..
To all you who had so many wonderful things to say and sent so many wonderful gifts, I can never thank all of you enough. I will try to thank each of you individually but that will take a while, training for a new job and I've been crazy busy! Again I am so glad you are my friends!

The Undying Double Standard!
I like sex a great deal. Doing it, thinking about it, writing about it, reading about it, writing about it, watching it, advising people about it, dreaming about it, in fact I like just about everything about sex its sight sound and smells. Sex workers: escorts prostitutes, exotic dancers, adult actors and actresses, etc are as needed [if not more needed] than cooks, chefs, waiters/waitress, lawyers, bailiffs, court recorders, etc. Yet despite the fact that must of have sex and want sex this is still a culture very conflicted about sex. Just take Pornography- More than 85% is consumed by men [though more and more women do partake] and an even percentage is produced by men [though porn made by and for women is a rapidly growing market.] Even most of the woman produced porn is aimed at a male market. Female affirmative porn is not new, in the “Hippie” spirit of the early and mid 70’s a good deal of the mainstream porn produced featured storylines of feminine empowerment [

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
For those of you that don't know, I suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome. I have been suffering with this since at least May 2006. For those who do not know what this is the definition is:- Carpal tunnel syndrome occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist. The median nerve controls sensations to the palm side of the thumb and fingers (although not the little finger), as well as impulses to some small muscles in the hand that allow the fingers and thumb to move. The carpal tunnel - a narrow, rigid passageway of ligament and bones at the base of the hand ¾ houses the median nerve and tendons. Sometimes, thickening from irritated tendons or other swelling narrows the tunnel and causes the median nerve to be compressed. The result may be pain, weakness, or numbness in the hand and wrist, radiating up the arm. Although painful sensations may indicate other conditions, carpal tunnel syndrome is the most common and wide

Bombing!
I am going to be helping my family member so I will be busy for pretty much the rest of the afternoon. If anyone gets bored and wants to talk to me there they can help me bomb! LOL CLick the pic and leave a few comments anyway..if you like..:) hugs and kisses

Missing You
When a girl stares into your eyes she wants you to kiss her then and there. When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games!! When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl say

Once Again..:(
Again I am having trouble with Fubar not showing I upload a photo or being able to share, but I have a tester that I forgot to post incase of emergencies.>LOL So click the pic and rate would ya?..LOL

Someday....
Darkness surrounds me, pushing out the light… Happiness eludes me night after night… Forever wanting a soft loving touch… Some days I fear that’s asking too much… Dying to be held, made to feel special and loved… “Why me” I whisper to the stars above… And they stare stonily at me with nary a sound… I feel so lost and I am dying to be found… “one day” “some day” words I do hear… My day won’t come is what I fear… Will someone rescue me from my loneliness and despair… Surely, somewhere there is someone out there…. Brian 2007

Level Help...share Please
I just need 14,000 to level up. Anyone want to help a sweet Southern gal hehe.....Please share me with your friends and family.......I will return the love!! ~Sugahhh~ CoFounder of TGB, ~CLUB F.A.R~@ fubar

Fun Facts
This is posted based on the same quiz from- http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=130621&pid=528819 The "10 Minute Survey" The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about those who know you. 1. Start Time:1541 2. Name: Bill 3. Nickname: None-I wish, unless you count Orgasm Coach. 4. Astrology Sign: Virgo 5. Gender: Male 7. Hair color: Black 8. Eye color: Brown 10. Favorite color: Black 11. Glasses: Yes 13. tattoos: 0 14. birthplace: Philadelphia, PA 15. Area code: 773/347 NYC cellphone for work. 16. Siblings names: Valinda ******HAVE YOU EVER***** 17. Cut your own hair? No 18. Did something in the past month that you regret? Yes. 19. Have you ever met someone you were not supposed to? Probably. 20. Skipped school? No 21. Punched someone? Affirmative 22. Bungee jumped? No but I have H.A.L.O jumped. 23. Been arrested? No 24. Broken into someone's house? No 25. Been rejected? HELL YES!!! 26. Been to a funeral? Yes 27. Used a light

Enough Is Enough
Okay I'll say this once and only once....... enough is fucking enough!!!!!! I am sick and tired of the damn bullshit that some people like to start on here by poking their nose's into affair that are not of their concern. If I post something in my blogs that is a passion filled creation from my Heart and Soul, it matters not for whom it is written for. I post my creations from words here for all to see and read and comment on. If you plan of starting shit with your comment then don't fucking post it at all!!!!! If I wanted to share the source of my passionate creations with all I would but I don't. That is for me to know and the person for whom brings forth such works from me. Now I bide you all a good day.

Ecstatic!!!
WooHoo! I made Number 1! Wow..I have goose bumps...giggling..I want to thank you all for showing so much love..I know it won't last, but at least I got there once..YAY!!..Tee hee You guys ROCK!!!

Greek/italian
I am new to fubar and I really don't know what to expect. I thought that the girls on here would be easy to talk to...I mean look at me.I'm a nice looking guy. But there is one girl on here that wont give me the time of day. Greek and italian,my god just looking at her makes me sweat.she can make any man go nuts for her. She thinks just because she looks the way she does she can do whatever she wants.well fuck her cause she is a fake bitch who likes little boys. wait till you want a real man baby then I'll be making you beg for me. so ladies come see me I am on the market.. woot lovin the ladies

One Of Those Days!
I know am not a super model but today is one of those days that I just dont like myself very much. I start to feel like there is no one out there for me. I start to feel like I am so unlovable. I know how bad it sounds but this is how I am feeling.

Sabrina~the Bounty Hunter~
I will do what I can to make my title the right one! I am greatful that my great friend Jon thought that I would be a great addition to the family! Thanks jon for having such great faith in me and for being an awesome friend and family member!

The Positive Side Of Life...
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE: Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. Birthdays are good for you;the more you have,the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors youdidn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollierthan the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our gravewith our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world,but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much funto only make once. Don't cry because it's over;smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons:some are sharp, some are pretty,some are dull, some have weird names,and all are different colors....butthey all exist very nicely in the same box. A truly happy person is one whocan enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Poem
lather your beauty with the life of white petals as it's sweet delicate storm whispers thru cool water, my moon sings a smooth essential, the moment never stops thru summer, spring, and winter lights, a garden of diamonds shines to a symphony of music, cry in my shadows i say, as i rip time into a thousand stars and suns, ask me how, it's a power trip gone into darkness!

Im Not Feeling It
NOTHING TO LOOK FOWARD TOO ALONE AND CONFUSED ABOUT NOTHING. WHAT IS THE MATTER I ASK MYSELF FROM TIME TO TIME...MY OUTBURSTS HAS BECOME EVEN MORE VIOLENT.... HOW HAS THIS BEOME OF ME?...NOTHING IN THE WORLD COULD EVER STOP THIS BREAK OUT...NOBODY, NOWHERE, NO LOVE I CHANT IN THE MIND OF THE CRIMINAL...AM I THIS CREATURE?...NEVER THE LESS I THINK NOT...WHO DO U THINK I AM?...AN INVISIBLE HUMAN THAT CAN'T SEE EYE TO EYE WITH HIM UNLESS THE MIND TRAPS ITSELF INTO A HOLE OF NO OPPORTUNITYS...DO U EVEN GET IT I SAY?...OUTSIDE WORLD WILL NEVER GET IT UNTIL THE DAY I DIE!

Breast Cancer Reduction
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT) (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually

Must Read
Today, is the best day I've had in a long time. I wasn't expecting anything, just a normal day. Well this lady made the whole day different. She heard about my contest I was in and pimped me out and the ass that was supposed to pay out for a blast and never did. She's definitely one of best people on here!! She added me today and pimped me out and I had none stop people on my page!! I would like to thank Baby Boy for introducing us!! Here's her link, if you don't have her on your list, go fan, add and rate her!! ~»§£ÅVE PRÌÑcE§§«~@ fubar And I would like to thank Baby Boy for always being there for me! For being there for everyone on his list. For helping me deal with that dude, who will probably never keep his word. Baby Boy is a very honorable man and someone you should definitely have on your friends list. He is a very honest and caring man, who will bend over backwards to help you with everything he can!! He won a contest today for a 7day blast today. He turned around

Halo 3
OMG!!! I work part time for a 2nd job in a movie store in anchorage! Last night we had a midnight launch party for Halo3 it was insane there were tons of little cyber dorks there talking about getting the special edition halo3 xbox and helmet! honestly do these ppl have anything more productive to be doing??? and if you are one of these "cyber geeks" no offense just relax, take a deep breath, and go hang out with REAL PEOPLE! really its good for you! LMAO~!!!

Who Are You?
Just a quick thought. What are you doing right now? Are you a selfish person who thinks only of themselves? Are you constantly worried about me, me, me, I, I, I? Or do you think of others first and yourself second? These are things you need to be pondering. Because I am telling you that being there for others is the most important thing you can do in your life. Life is not about stuff and how much you can accumulate. It isn't about stature or position. It's about each other, you know, your fellow humans. Starting with your family and friends. If you focus on them, maybe they will focus on you. And then you start a cycle of caring for each other. And in that way, we are all taken care of and don't have to constantly ask ourselves, "but what about me?"

Love Vs. Sex
In our society the term "making love" has been used by countless people to describe having sex. When people are "looking for love" they are typically looking for sex. When I was younger I thought the ultimate expression of love was to have sex with my girlfriend. Well here's a news flash. Sex does not equal love. You do not show someone how much you love them by having sex with them. No sir! You show someone how much you love them by being there for them, no matter what. By giving of your time, attention, and whatever else is required of you and asking nothing in return. That is love. The physical act of sex might in some cases be an expression of your love, but it is by no means an act of love. Men and women need to realize that without love and friendship there can be no relationship. If all you have is lust and sex, your screwed. Because when that fades, and it will, you won't have anything to fall back on. If, however, you built your relationship on friendship, trust,

Winning Isn't Everything
Have you ever been told that winning is everything? Well it isn't. If you win at everything, how will you ever learn the lessons of failure? How will you ever discover the drive and determination deep within you? Winning too much makes people cocky, arrogant, and annoying. Boasting about how good they are and how they constantly win while everyone else is a loser. Sometimes it's actually gracious to let someone else win. To see how it feels. If you are good, then know that you are good. Don't let your EGO get in the way of friendship. Have pride in what you do, but don't go around bragging to everyone how good you are. They've seen you win time and again, they don't need you to tell them. Have humility. Be an example for others to follow. By doing this you will gain the respect of others. Because that's what life is about: Other people

Don't Be A Sore Loser
I've talked about winning. Now let's discuss losing. Are you a sore loser? Are you the kind of person who expects to win at everything and when they lose blame other people for their loss instead of accepting responsibility for it? Then you may be a sore loser. Well here's a news flash. Nobody likes a sore loser! Nobody wants to see you stomping around claiming that you were cheated. Nobody wants to see you claiming it was something, anything, but you, that caused you to lose. Here's a tip. Accept responsibility for your loss. Show others that you can be a gracious loser. Congratulate the winner. You might learn something. And gain a little humility in the process. If we start to look inward and better ourselves for the benefit of others, then we can start to make the world a much better place.

Jewelry....guys, It's A Scam
Let me see if I understand this. The jewelry companies tell me that if I buy my girl a piece of jewelry, she will love me for it. Really? For how long? Will it be for a day, a week, a month? And what exactly do I get in return for dropping a couple of grand down on a small ring? A hug, a kiss, maybe some action in the bedroom? I tell you it's not worth it. If a lady wants to show her man she loves him by buying him a gift, she might get him some tools. What's that cost? A couple of hundred at most? And yet I have to spend thousands of dollars on a single item. Which quite frankly is just a trinket. It does nothing. At least with tools or gadgets, they perform a function. They are usefull. Not so with jewelry. Nope, it just sits there and looks pretty. And why do diamonds cost so much? Because diamond companies create a false scarcity by keeping the majority of their diamonds in locked vaults. That's why. And let's not even discuss what it took to dig that rock out

Human Nature
Human nature is an interesting subject. When you study human nature and learn what makes people tick, you can begin to understand how to influence people in a positive way. Aside from that however, is the business of observing people in their environment and how they interact with others. I like to sit back and listen as other people engage in conversation. I am of the opinion that if you want to have a conversation with someone you don't know, you should bring up a topic of conversation that is appealling to everyone present. Unfortunately, that usually doesn't happen and the person initiating the conversation begins to talk about themselves. Which is where the fun of observing comes in. You can learn alot about someone by the way they talk about themselves. I happened to be in Lowell, AR recently and was listening to this one individual discussing weapons. And how many he had. And how good he was at using them. He let everyone know that he was in the process of building a

My Alter Ego
Who is my alter ego? As a Galactic Overlord sent back to earth to study it, I have to have an alter ego. A cover, if you will. I've chosen the role of an over the road truck driver. This allows me to travel all over America and interact with my fellow humans. It pays a pretty decent wage which keeps clothes on my back, food in my belly, and a roof over my head. When I'm not driving I try and spend as much time as I can with family. Primarily in Birmingham, AL. The opportunity to visit family is one that I haven't had with previous career choices. I tried a couple of other covers prior to settling on this one. My first was that of a soldier. I figured since I was trained in the art of war, I should work with the military of the greatest nation on planet earth. For 12 years I moved quietly through the ranks of the U.S. Army. I even served in the first Persian Gulf War. Then I was cross trained to work on attack helicopters. In my 12th year of service one of my genetic enhan

Directors
I love the movies. I was just watching some behind the scenes on the movie "Domino" and was thinking about how revolutionary both Tony Scott and his brother Ridley Scott are. I mean Ridley Scott has given us films like "Gladiator", "Black Hawk Down", "Kingdom of Heaven", and "Blade Runner". Tony has contributed with "Crimson Tide", "Spy Game", "Deja Vu", and "Enemy of the State" just to name a few. And I thought that I would take a moment to list some of my favorite directors. So in no particular order, Kevin Smith, John Woo, James Cameron, Bryan Singer, Peter Jackson, J.J. Abrams, Michael Mann, Gore Verbinski, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott, Robert Rodriguez, Martin Scorsese, Alex Proyas, Wolfgang Petersen, The Wachoski Brothers, Brad Bird, Richard Donner, John McTiernan, Sam Raimi, Christopher Nolan, Guillermo Del Toro, and Steven Speilberg, with an honorable mention going out to George Lucas for bringing us the original Star Wars. Every one of these guys has brought us cinema that w

Freedom Of Speech Vs. The War In Iraq
Conservatives across our great nation continue to ask "how can you support the troops, but not support the war?" Or they will say things like "this country is at war right now and it's not good for American citizens to criticize the current administrations handling of the war in Iraq because it might upset the families of the troops." I'm sorry, but maybe I missed the news report about how Iraq attacked our country thus forcing us to invade them. Oh, that's right, they didn't. They supposedly had weapons of mass destruction and that's why we invaded them. It was Al-queda that attacked America on September 11, 2001. A group comprised of mostly Saudi Arabians. That is why we went to Afghanistan. We removed the Taliban from power and kicked the crap out of Al-queda there. But because we are fighting a war on terror, the President decided to turn his attention to Iraq and Saddam Hussein. The same man who had attempted to kill his father during a visit to Kuwait. Hmmm. I wonder.

Are You A Victim?
Do you consider yourself a victim? Do you constantly whine about how you've been victimized or how you aren't being treated fairly in this life? Or do you suffer from some illness that you feel compelled to tell everyone about? Well here's your wakeup call. It's time to stop belly aching about your misfortune and time to start living your life. Cast off the brand of victim. Let go of that old hate and animosity. Embrace life and all that it has to offer. Forgive those who have wronged you. It's quite liberating. Focus on the now, not yesterday, not tomorrow. Because yesterday and tomorrow are nothing more than a figment of your imagination. Think about it. Do you honestly believe that you being a victim and in constant suffering is doing you any good? It's not. It's only destroying you physically and emotionally. Not to mention that everyone around you has things that they could complain about, but they choose not to. So why do you? In the end, this life is about fami

Do You Suffer From A.a.i.?
Do you suffer from A.A.I.? Are you one of the few americans who has been diagnosed with this terrible disease? A.A.I. is a condition for which there is no cure. It is a lifelong affliction. But fortunately it's not fatal. I, like most of you, was unaware that I suffered from A.A.I. until it was too late. This disease hides itself in the frontal lobe where it attaches to the brain tissue. It does not manifest itself until adulthood. And then it strikes. You begin having delusions about the world around you. You begin to wonder if your distorted view of the world and those around you is shared by others or are you completely alone in your thoughts. It used to be that the policy makers had your best interests at heart, but they now seem to be out for themselves. It used to be that you could talk to people and they would understand you, but now they just look at you with a glassy eyed stare. And it used to be that you believed everything that was broadcast on the nightly news,

Cell Phones Vs. Common Courtesy
Hey you! Yeah, you with the cell phone that's ringing rather loudly in a public place. Answer your cell phone hero. Then please tell me why you think your so damn important that your ringer has to be set high enough so that everyone in the restaraunt can hear it. I mean, don't you know about the handy vibration feature that every cell phone comes equipped with? Or are you just that stupid? And you over there, with the bluetooth headset, yeah you! Why do you still have your headset on? You are in a restaraunt getting ready to eat. Are you so sought after that you have to ensure you are ready to take any call that comes your way? I think not. You are just a regular joe, like everyone else here. So quit being an attention grabber and take out your cybernetic implant, you frakkin showoff. Sheeple, this is simple. We don't care about your cell phone. We don't care who you talk to. We don't care that you went out and bought the latest motorola bluetooth headset. What you nee

Are You Sane Or Insane?
A little of both. Not me, you. The one reading this. And everyone else for that matter. It has occured to me that the human concept of sanity is flawed. And I have now realized that humans are all insane. It's just that some control it better than others. Oh, I know, you are thinking of all those folks locked up in the mental ward. Those people are mentally ill. There is a difference. Usually mentally ill folks are a danger to themselves and others, hence the need to lock them up and medicate them. Insane people, on the other hand, roam freely around the world. Every single human being alive, whether they want to admit it or not, has strange thoughts coursing through their mind. They wonder where these thoughts come from. Some act on these thoughts, others do not. It is the ones who do not act on these thoughts that are deemed sane. They are still having the thoughts though. Something to think about. The ones who act on those thoughts are usually called criminals. Th

For My Friends
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is - the next trip back will be for my funeral," she said. "When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask w

Phone Message
"I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."

Whoda Thunk It?
Well..i am learning a huge lesson about Fubar today..:( It seems as though because of my newly acquired rank (which will be gone by the end of the fucking day) has tongues wagging. I am amazed at the audacity of some to talk shit about me like I have stolen poses and shit. Stolen poses? Are you kidding me?..LMAO I guess Playboy stole all the poses on here too? Not to mention the nerve of some to wish ill will of me when I have done nothing wrong, but bust my ass and work hard everyday, for this ONE shining moment. If you are on my friends list and you don't think I deserve to be ranked where I am right now, for Gods sake get the hell off of it please. I can be the best friend you can have or I can be your worst enemy...thats the Scorpio in me. Love me Or Leave me the Hell alone! Hugs and Kisses to all that show love..MUAH

How Can This Happen?
Well I just dont know how this happened but one of my best friends in fubar , her account just got deleted today for no reason at all . She was on level 23 , almost to level 24 . So she made up a new account now , having to start all over. I'm asking everyone who is my friend to go to her profile and rate her , lets show this very sweet lady some good Fubar love. Her name is Elizabeth , link is here at the bottom. Thank you very much :) }|{Elizabeth}|{@ fubar

Sometimes
Sometimes in life all it seems to be or bring to one is pain. You try for people, yet no matter how you try, to them its never right. In their eyes you are a total fuck up. Sometimes its ok with them viewing you as suck. Other times it hurts you from your soul out for them seeing you as that. You wonder, Can you fix it? Can you make it better? Can you as a person be better? Be someone they like? You sit and think on this constantly. Wishing, Hoping. All that only brings tears. You dream of it being different. You close your eyes and imagine. Daydreaming, visualizing different out comes. Better out comes. Dream in a lot of ways a different world for yourself. Dream of better things to come. Better things to wake up for each and every day. But then you do wake up. And you wish with all your might, that you hadn't. That dream was so wonderful, You wish to still be there. It felt so good there. Felt right. You realize they are just dreams, and nothing more. You wonder if dreams can t

Santa Is A Woman
I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they - with amazing calm - call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas m

Ff’s & Friends – More Signatures Needed! Thank You!
FF’s & Friends – More Signatures Needed! Thank You! We have 4939 signatures on Chris' petition but we still need more! Please tell anyone you know, firefighters, EMT s, Police officers, and families of FF's or anyone else who supports our cause. Thank you all for the help so far and hopefully soon Chris will get the honor he deserves. You can be a part in helping this boys dreams come true. Link To Petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/ChrisLOD/petition.html Please sign and pass the message along! I know that most of you don't like myspace but this is not just a myspace account this is to support a great person that lost his life in the line of duty on the way to a fire at only 15 years old. Please take time for this, Thank you. Also messages and comments telling why you support this cause make a huge difference as well. Chris' MySpace http://www.myspace.com/jrffkangas Thank you Friends and family of Jr. FF Christopher Kangas

Things To Ponder
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? If a doctor suddenly died while doing s

More Things To Think About
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to? How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? Why when people ask you "what three th

Kittylucious Is A Huge Fake
I have created this account simply to support my friend Chelsea who has had her photos and idenity stolen by KittyluScious. http://fubar.com/kittymeow This person is a thief and has been pretending to be a dear friend of mine. I urge anyone who is her friend (if it really even is a girl) to please block her and not view her photos. If you want to get to know the real Chelsea her website is ChelseaVision.com So you also know, for those of you that may have been hoodwinked by Kittylucious, Chelsea is a very happily married woman. This is a sick individual who has not only stolen photos from a professional model but has also taken the time to edit out all of her watermarks (for real that is kind of nuts to dedicate that much time to it) this person is also stalking her on other sites like deviantart.com. This person even doctored a photo to change the sign in it http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k297/terily_2006/?action=view¤t=05040305copy.jpg When the real Ch

Kids
my kids are my world as ever one know it should be.thay are bad at times and a little hard to deal with at itmes but i wouldnt give them up for the world or anything to strait with every one.so if my ex-wife wants them come get them .and you better pack a lunch and dinner cause its going to be a all day job.then your going to lose any how!!!!

Fubar Policy?
Well this one is kinda long so please read its not often i post a bulletin so when i do post one i assure you that it is rather important to me as this is... i ask you to read it in its entirety and i also encourage you to comment i love all the feedback i recieve on this site weather it good or bad i would like to hear all your thoughts about this maybe someone can elighten me as to why... this is a "fu-mail" sent to scrapper i have edited nothing in this it is a direct copy and paste the header is included Date: Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:03:10 -0700 From: Size: 4 KB To: scrapper@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok i may not be the most observant person on fubar.. but i am rather curious about the ethics on a place where i spend my time and money. I've been around for a long time and i must say that something is going horribly wrong here 1st those of use who pay vip's we

Have You Ever?
Have you ever wanted something so bad that you would die to have it? For over two years now I have wanted to go into the military. I have tooken the asvab test twice now and havent scored high enough. I want to go into the military to better myself and not to be broke all the time dammit:P The path that im taken is not the life I wanna live. So yeah I decided to try and take the asvab one more time. Went and talked to a army recruiter last week and got some info from him. Also went to the library and got books to start studying. Friends that thought they knew me have no clue what I have been up too and probably dont wanna know. I have hit rock bottom and know what I need to do to get back on top....

Weather Blog
September 25, 2007 @ 9:00pm CST I am an avid weather freak, tonight I witnessed a bizarre lightning storm over northern Denton County (Texas). Clear dark sky, and numerous lightning flares. I have never seen lightning in clear skies, it was absolutely beautiful, crisp white, clear lightning against a deep dark blue backdrop, spreckled with gleaming greenish/blue stars. It was fantastic, however I wish I had a high speed camera..

Fake Ass Ppl
I am tired of ppl sayin there r ur friends and say they will b there and turn there backs and tell everyone a different thing it really pisses me off. If they have somethin to say they should say it to ur face and not to everyone else. So ppls please be real with everyone cuz fake ppl need to get there asses kicked cuz ppl need to quite talking shit.

Stupid People
Well this is the only way to follow through for now about the Mumm about society today.It's a shame that people can't read and don't understand how to look at things.The mumm about the white race had nothing to do with White power as some of you dumb ass' thought.It is about the change in society today.How so you rationalize the thought of making it more important to take care of illegal aliens and to change society today to adjust for people comming here from other countries.They don't change for us and americans are now a minority,what the hell did I miss.Did I pull a rip van winkle or something.So to the dumb ass that got offended that mumm was just about you and your sorry ass should be shipped back to where ever the hell your from.All of you people who missed the previous point need some help and I can see why things are so in trouble.

Men Are Just Happier People...
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be President You can never get pregnant You can wear a white T-Shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress--$5000 Tux Rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act o

Long Distance Relationship
long-distance relationship Distance is the best test to a love. This kind of relationship requires a lot of understanding between the couple. Both must show extra effort in the willingness to create the relationship by constant communication. Words, then, is the only tool to sustain a long-distance relationship. The power of your words can create the illusion of physical presence that each heart longs for. But, of course, your voice plays an important role too.

Troops
OF COURSE U WOULD BECAUSEEEEEEEE........ HE'S A SOLDIER WHO'S FOUGHT FOR U FALLEN SAINT AND HE TRAINS SOLDIERS TO FIGHT WICKED WISDOM THEY ARE AWESOME FRIENDS OF MINE WHO DESERVE SOME LOVE. IM SURE I DONT HAVE TO TELL U WHAT TO DO OTHER THEN CLICK THEIR PICS DOWN THERE Fallen Saint (The Pagan Sensation) Performance Videos in Stash.@ fubar WICKED WISDOM@ fubar AND HIT THEM UP HARD WITH SOME RATES :D THANK YOU ALL PLEASE REPOST! MUAHS! THIS PIMPAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Rob "Lieutenant Of The Contest Bombers"@ fubar (repost of

U Know What Mutha Fxckas I'm Only Gonna Say This Once.......... I Luv My Friends! Lol
hey u know what ppl i dont have that many ppl that i can call my real friends! most of them r so far up their bf/gf's ass that its impossible 4 them to breath so guess what anyone who reads this leave a comment or send me a privite message and tell me what u think of this and for the ppl who im talkin bout and trust me they know who they r damn it then FUCK OFF U DONT HAVE A FUCKIN SOUL MUTHA FUCKER but like i said 4 those who this dont apply to then thank you 4 being there 4 me when i need u the most....... right now!

Randomness Journal
Sometimes people do or say things that come out of no where it seems. I just wanted to keep a long of things i found interesting or amusing people come up with. For instance: As I am typing my last blog I looked out the window to see a horse in my front yard. Why my neighbor has temporarily brought home yet another horse I do not know. But the fact that she needs my help and it can't wait until I get dressed doesn't allow me to find out. Lucky me, I am so glad I get to go load a horse into a trailer in nothing but my bathrobe, in the street of an active subdivision. 9/25 Today and for probably for the 3rd time in my life I got called a good "breeding specimen." I believe the comment in front of a group of people after having stated that i was a "tall drink of water" (

Tongue Twister
Tongue Twister If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

Well It's Hump Day!!!
So any one up or am i the only damn one that works nights and cant sleep when i dont have to be at work ? Well life has been okay so far and all got alot of overtime at work and now im trying to slow down but cant seem to sleep lol i'm going nuts just wish i could find that one person to fill in the gaps and that would make my life better then what it is now hmmmm damn i sould like im a little bitch but im not just tired of all the little things that makes me pissy about not being able to find that one girl in all but oh well life goes on and but yet i still sit back and watch all my friends fall in love or lust or whatever and i do nothing damn my life kida stinks lol well later !

Plz Help My Daughter Hannah Win A Baby Photo Contest!
Body: I just entered Hannah in the Great American Photo Contest. The baby with most votes this month wins $2,500 (that could be a nice amount to put away now for college!!). Please do me a big favor and click on this https://www.greatamericanphotocontest.com/voter1/index.aspx? referid=EmailFriends&p=172439&x=.JPG and vote for Hannah. It takes a minute. I really appreciate it, and so does Hannah . Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Princessfubar81 p.s. Tell your friends to tell their friends! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME ALL MY TRUE FAMILY AND FRIENDS VOTE DAILY PLZ. THERE ARE ALSO 2 MORE PICS OF HER ONE IS HANNAH, PRINCESS IN A YELLOW DRESS. OTHER IS HER IN GRASS UNDER HANNAH "PUCKER UP" thanks to all!!

Hazeleyed Soldier is in Iraq for his birthday which is Friday, February 20th! ΗÅΖ€£€¥€D §Ø£DÏ€® Hazeleyed Soldier Will Be Having A Happy Hour On HiS Birthday at 7:00 PM FU TIME! Hazeleyed Soldier Will All Have Auto 11s Running On His Birthday And During His Happy Hour! Level Up And Love On This Awesome Soldier As He Spends His Birthday In Iraq! You Won't Find A Better Young Man Than Hazeleyed Soldier! This Birthday, Happy Hour Pimpout, and Auto 11 Pimpout Brought to you by his Fu Adopted Mom: ღTulsa's Angelღ

Missing Child
I'm not sure who all sees this blog, but just in case it goes to the whole site, especially people in michigan and indiana. A amber alert was put out this morning for a missing boy from muskegon. He is seven years old with blond hair and blue eyes. He was last seen around 4 p.m. walking home from school wearing a black shirt and tan shorts, with gray nike shoes. This really hits close to home for me as i have two girls that go to the same school, and we live only 2 blocks from where this happened. Now i will be walking them to and from school everyday. The police believe he has been kidnapped and could be in extreme danger. Why do we have to live in such a sick world? Our prayers go out to the family, and hope that this child is found safe.

It's That Time Again
Reminder time :p ... Gently loving reminder from me that if all you're going to rate is the NSFWs, please take your dick elsewhere. I put alot of time and effort into the pictures i post, and either you can do what you can to rate things that actually do matter, or i can lock them back up again. Any whining about how i don't rate your pictures will be met with the standard "when you tie yourself up, put clothespins and hot wax on your balls and i come to masturbate, i'll rate your pics." I do love you guys, and i do have fun reading all the comments and taking the pics when i can, but if all i'm getting out of it is offers to cyber and little boys of all ages asking for my email or if i have yahoo (all of which will be met with the standard "fuck off") ... i will relock the albums... anyone that's been in my friends for a more than a week will tell you this is not an idle threat. Love you all, Sin

Falling To My Knees
Falling To My Knees Head in hands No one understands Crying never ending Pain so excruciating No one will help me Out of this hole, save me My legs get weak My hope flees My legs buckle And I fall to my knees By Jessica Spangenburg

My Friend Needs Help To Level
Then I am the guy that needs your help!!!!! I am trying to get others to come show me love, rate and comment my pictures, and help me get to godfather. I am not the most active person on this site as my life's plate is full. However I have the means to get you the morphing programs of your choice. Full version. No time limits or words to appear and both forward and backward morphing directions. ALL I need from you is to help me level up a few times and when I reach godfather I will give you a link to whomever asks for a free download of the program. It is just that simple. How can you not want to get something this good. Oh wait!!!!!! I know..... Maybe I can throw in the Adobe photoshop CS3 Portable version too. This means you simply extract the winzip file then use. Thats right no install no serials just a fantastic program for you to make and use without ever having to ask someone else to do it for you any more!!!! WOW how can you pass those 2 offers up? Anyway J

Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman

Fear
its coming soon and i am afraid but it will finally over the day my husband gets out of prison i wont have to keep checking online again... ill just have to lock my door... The thought that that man could ever have anything to do with my beautiful little girl chills me down to my bones... How a man can hurt little girls and then walk away less then three years later and may have the right to even be anywhere near his daughters is sickening.. Nomatter what i do i cannot protect his other daughter i was only her mother for five years not her carrier.. but hopefully her grandmother can find it in her heart to quit protecting her son and start protecting her granddaughters they deserve a chance in this world that he could be the one to take...

Why Me...
Having trouble keeping up and figuring out this site...bare with me i will eventually get it and get back to everyone...haha...I have no idea but i let ppl talk me into joining then it takes me foreverrrrrrrrrr to figure shit out...and im far from a stupid chick...haha..Anywhos hugz n kisses ,,,like i said..bare with me...Jess

Poetry/ Writings/ramblings By Our Fam
They are all lovely They are all grand The ones you cannot handle The ones that fit nicely in a hand All colors and shapes I really dont care I love all the boobies Maybe not the ones with hair... The boobies make me smile As they shimmy and shake Oh those wonderful boobies To this poem I dedicate... Muahh to my new boobielicious friends... Laugh a little Play a little Joke around a little Written for us by Witchie Woman :)

A Great Friendship
Saving JoJo Thanks to his human buddy and a Canadian woman, a battered wild dolphin is becoming the poster child in a campaign to save sea mammals around the world Don Butler, The Ottawa Citizen PROVIDENCIALES, Turks and Caicos Islands - When he sleeps, which is far less than most mortals, Dean Bernal has a recurring dream. He is in the deep blue waters of the open Atlantic, surrounded by dolphins, sometimes as many as 100 of them. Together they sluice through an ancient underwater city, spinning and twisting in an exuberant celebration of movement and freedom. Dean can keep up because, in his dreams, he too is a dolphin. So convincing is the fantasy that he often holds his breath for three minutes or more as he dreams, just as he does during his free dives in the ocean. It's not hard to imagine Dean Bernal as a dolphin. His broad forehead, almond-shaped eyes and swept-back blond hair give his face the sleek angularity of a cetacean. His muscular legs and broad shoulders hint

Damn I Am Tired, But Not Complaining!
Oh damn i am tired.....not that i am complaining or anything! After a long day, a few glasses of wine and some FUBAR flirting I headed off to bed around 11. At 1 in the morning i am awoken to my wife playing with my cock. She starts off by teasing my balls ever so sexily with her fingers and the odd grasp of my dick. She gets me soooo fuckin hard that way, then proceeds to start sucking my dick. The whole time i am lying there, really sleepy...one eye open and emitting the odd moan now and then. She now decides its time for her to practice her hand job technique on me. Damn it was great! I very seldom get a hand job from her. She prefers to blow me. I never cum from her hand jobs (and these are extremely rare btw) but last night.......i shot off my load. Very sexy and hot. Thanks for that hun......i love ya! After all this she crashes almost immediately. Me on the other hand, am wide awake and can't fall asleep. Stuck watching old re-runs of 'Married With Children'. D

Are You Really You???
***** ATTENTION FRIENDLY FU'S ***** It has been brought to my attention that there are many fake accounts on here (FUBAR) I am not trying to burst anyones hustle but.... I think honesty is the best policy, and if you want to remain on any of my list plz do as follows :D Thanx!!! If you are currently on my family, friend or fan list and you are not a level 11 or above plz... submit a salute to me via email if you do not currently have one posted: shaes_pink@fubar.com :D HAVE A GREAT WEEK :D Skylar "Sky's The Limit"

Laid Off As Of Thursday Night!
I've been told and asked if I planned on coming on permanent at this shit hole. I'm moving this weekend to be closer to work. The foreman that kept telling me that I wouldn't be laid off was sent to Washington State for the week, and last night I was given the option of finishing the week or to just take off. Needless to say, I'm sticking it out. I fucking HATE being lied to, and I don't know how to tell my mom.

My 21st Bday Party Every One Welcomed
everone my 21st is comeing up i want my party to be completey crazy any one thats intersted in comeing please contact me asap the party will be november 26 i know its a little close to thanksgiving that y i hate my birth day allways over done by a damn holiday well if u want to or r able to come please email me thanks all

Ftw Lost Goth
Last May I went to India and married some one who to me was the most wonderfull man in the world and we had been together in real liife for 4 years befor he was deported ( my Ali is Muslim ) but if you got to know him you would truly like him ,He's just that kind of person. We spent two wonderfull weeks together then I came home.Well by June my Ali decied we will never be able to be together cause of the war and all the hate so he gave up on me and said he was having our marage desolved ( as far as I know he hasn't yet but ) But he also knew I have strong feeling's for our Lord Jeff and thought maybe. Well in July I was in a very bad car wreck and lost my baby ( that's 8 maybe 9 now I've lost count ) But I checvked out of the hospital befor thay wanted me to cause you see I promased to be here to help Lord Wolf and a few others in a contest and I never break a promes if I can help it. I know this is a little long and I am getting to a point here. In Augest M'Lord and I had our fuba

Fyi
Thanks Bully for this info :) This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PERFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on th

A Real Man
This might make some women mad, but if you are real women and you know what you want and type of you want then don't read on. A lot of women say that are looking for a nice guy one that will treat them with respect, love them, take care of them, be there for them when they fell. The one thing I have find out in my life is that most women do not want a nice guy, because if they had a nice guy they would be scare of him thinking he going to hurt them or that they something wrong with him. Most do not understand what a nice guy is, so I will let you know what a nice guy is. He is the one that will be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on and tell you everything is going to be ok. He is the one that will hold your hand, huge, and kiss you in public just because he loves you. He is the one will make sure that you know that you are the only one his thinking about. He is the one that like to crudle up with you as you two watch a movie. He is the one that will make sure that fire th

Fyi
I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice thin

What Could Be Worse Then Being A Soldier
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ¡¦to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.

Journal Entries
9/25/07 Last night I had left to take my husband Tony to the hospital for his chest pains and left our roommate Chris in charge of watching the kids. While at the hospital waiting for my husband to get seen... I get a voice message on my cell phone from Chris saying that the girls were misbehaving. Due to the reception I went outside to call home and see what’s going on. Chris told me that he was telling the girls to get up from the couch & go get a bath, but the girls weren't listening. I told Chris to not worry about their bath, just make them sit on the couch till I got home and I would deal w/ it. Chris had told me before hanging up that Sierra (my oldest girl) wanted to talk to me. Sierra was telling me over the phone that while Chris was in the bathroom upstairs… Rachel (female roommate) had grabbed her & her little sister really hard on the arms to physically remove them from the couch to make them get up. Then was pushing the girls through the dining room towards

Phoenixxx Radio One Year
THAT RIGHT YOU HEARD ME PHOENIXX RADIO HAVE OVER 500,000 PRIZES TO BE GIVEN AWAY FROM BLASTS TO TICKERS TO TSHIRT.. COME ON IN JOIN THE LOUNGE HAVE FUN JOIN IN ON THE CONTESTS. TELL EM ICE SENT YA http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=4093

Help Me
ok so i see on my profile that i have trackz. first of all i have no idea what that is second the songs that are on there i dont even know. how do i go about changing them and getting the ones i want on there. if you can help me out it would be greatly appreciated. hugs and kisses to all

My Shoutbox
Ok guys I know that alot of people are getting mad because I dont respond in my shout box. Well the truth is, my job has a bunch of assholes and they blocked fubar. Now I have to go through a proxy to get on here so I want to let you all know I am not ignoring you I just cant talk through the shout box, check my messages or even view comments. I dunno y I even bother with the damn proxy! This was for u knotty!

My Sweetest Angel And Inspiration
My darling girl showstopper supermodel queen alpha bitch best friend confidante You've been gone one year. I long to touch that gorgeous coat you were so proud to wear. One year I've survived without you despite my urge to check out. I do survive, because you would want me to. You are my inspiration, my spirit within. I've done more than survive this year, I've lived it. I miss you so much, I carry you with me everywhere I go. I live in the moment as much as possible. I don't worry about what will come tomorrow because I have today to celebrate the way you always did with that grinning smile and shining eyes. And when the storms come sweeping in stealing away late afternoons and early evenings, I remember how nothing can hurt us. Not lightning, not thunder, not Lyme disease, not high triglycerides, not cancer, not death. We are too pure for that and we dance on the energy of love where we will be until we reach the circle's end and you come back to

Rain Cloud
since i let you leave its been as if there is a rain cloud over my head. waiting for me to find out how to get you back. My head has let go but my heart just want let me. I don't want to i just wasn't to be happy again, the way it was when i was with you, you made me laugh when i didn't even want to smile you always knew what to say to make me feel better. I use to lie to my self and say it was you but then i realized it was me i was in love and didnt know what to do, in love with you and no one wanted us to even be together. my own family didnt even want me to be with you. they didnt want me to be happy they wanted me to be with someone that would "help me" but you did help me i was happy for the first time in years. no one seen it but i felt better about myself and how my life had turned out and what happen to my family how it was torn apart but no one saw that but me i never told anyone, i never showed my sadness or my fear of how my life would

50 Things Women Should Know
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone.

Guy's Is This True?
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone.

Blue October/ Blizzard
This is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share.... OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you..... Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime.

List!
Well here it is, a list of the people in the contest. Pic you favorite and start commenting! This is my first contest so it got off to a rocky start, but here it is anyway. Most comments win so have fun! Michelle Bling342 DJ BabyBoy Highly Explosive Big Poppa Tazz5810 Hawk Lance3006 Candy Baldpunk35 Bear The Big J

What Would U Do?
I am recently separated from my wife. We went thru a kinda ruff initial separation. I gotta girlfriend now. They both are so much alike it is scary. I want them both. How do I get them to atleast get to know eachother so that we can all possibly live together happily? They both are wonderful women, and has hinted on 3-somes. Why not all the time. 3 income are better than 2, and extremely better than 1. I think it can happen but I dont know where to start. Please help.

Touching Things
Shay's Story - One of those Must Read Stories This is one of those emails that make its way around the net every so often. It is a touching story with a TIMELESS message. PLEASE Read Two Choices What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn' t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physi

Traveling Man
Time has it's limits when it comes to driving Truck...we are all set with hours... still at this time...the 11/14 hour rule...then we have to take a minimal...of a ten hour break...unless we use a split...then it becomes an 8/2 hour with no more than 2 hours driving between the 8 and 2...Are we confused yet...well most my friends understand this...because we are all truckers...or know a few...and have had those rules taught to us....in the course of time if you follow this blog...which is posted elsewhere very much like this one here...You might just learn a few things...* God Forbid * . I'm sort of new to this in some ways...but have been blogging elsewhere for quite some time now...and have a great group of friends all over the U.S. that I do visit...and talk to alot while I'm bouncing around...From place to place... If you wish to comment on this blog...Please feel free to...I will be asking questions from those who do read it...just to get to know some of my new friends here.

My Feelings On Women
Sex: Making love is a wonderful feeling. To explore the body of your woman, caressing and kissing her every curve and crease, hearing her every noise and feeling each beat of her heart is unforgetable. There are times where hard core sex is nessecarry also to releas sexual tension. laughter: I feel it is important to laugh, laughing breakes bounderies. Opens up doors to happiness. When a woman laughs I think she will feel more comfortable. Laughing also relives stress. security: Trust and comunication is a big part to feel secure. A woman needs to know she can trust and be trusted. Comunicating back and forth secures the relationship and the trust in the relationship. Listening: This is a need. Women speak for a reason "To be heard" so focus on a woman when she speaks is important. Agknoledge she is heard and understood. Body language speaks also, so paying attention is key. Listening in every way possible lets you know more about the specia

Men....
Why are younger men attracted to older women? Is it because they are looking for someone who reminds them of thier mother? We have more experience? They need guidence? Yes some of us older women are still hot at our age but the guys that want us are way too young. I feel like I could be thier mom and they don't seem to care. Men who want women in the mid 40's range and they are under 22..seems like they are missing a few screws!!! Is it just me? Or is it that men don't care as long as they are getting some?!

Wtf Did I Do?!
I changed my status from "online" to "666 fans?!?!?!" and I got this comment from someone who I thought was my friend on my profile: he said: id be glad to trade fans....but i think i allready asked this b4 and was refused so... I said: I rated/FAN/added you for a contest. I fan everyone I rate. he said: whatever...you didnt like having to do that now did ya...even though the rules of contest were written...still coulnt take having to do anything now could ya dont worry you wont be gettin pestered by me.... I said: wtf is ur problem with me? I have done NOTHING to you... holy shit! who pissed in ur cheerios?? I thought we was friends... damn, remember when I asked you to help me bomb for a contest?? you was all nicey nice to me then and now you just crawled out from under your rock and decided to start hating on me... Jesus on a flag pole! whatever I did... I'm fucking sorry! Right after that he blocked me. And now he refuses to tell me wtf I did to make him

Neenee's I Dare You!
On 9/26/2007, neeneedaqueen_@fubar.com wrote: This is to ME from Neenee the words is { } are my reply to her questions and comments... Four things you wonder about me: 01. are you really a gov. spy? {Well... you just never can tell about some things can you? I could tell you... but then, I'd probably have to kill you....} 02.do you believe that tomatoes scream when you cut them? {Go cut one and listen very closely they even bleed.... ;)} 03.do you ever wonder about the sun going super nova, and the after math? {No, I am actually quite certain of how the story of our world pans out;)} 04.do you eat your toast blood side up or brain side down... oh yea i ment butter ... um sure yea..... hehehe... {blood, I mean butter side up.. see now you have me doing it...} Three things you like about me: 01.you have no extra tenticals or anteni are you so sure? {you haven't seen me naked... yet..} 02.your not a gun toating hillbilly hunting alien {this is very

Poems
I'm tired of crying at night. I'm giving up this fight. Your only around for things you need. What about me? Can't you see that I need you too? It doesn't matter anymore. Slam the door. Everything I say you ignore. My pillow soaks with tears. Crying away my fears. Stone faced now, my bags are packed. I swear to you I'll never look back. You should have thought about that before I cried away my love for you. Goodbye forever. Now it's your turn to cry into the pillows. Where I used to be.

What It Means When...
-Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much...? MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. -The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... -If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it? A fucking goodyear! -Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -What is the speed of sex? 68, cause at 69 you have to turn around.!! -Big Bad Wolf told Lil' Red Riding Hood "Lift your top so I can suck your tits." "No," she said while lifting her skirt, "eat me like the fucking book says!" -A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, "A wet pussy always makes a cock happy." - Girls have unique magic tricks--- they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

~sexy Lady~
I HAVE A BOY-FRIEND BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON MORE OF A THUGGISH BOY!! HE DOES CRAZY STUFF BUT I THINK I JUST LIKE HIM BECAUSE OF THE TRILL OF BEING WITH SOMEONE WHO CARES NOTHING ABOUT THE DANGER OR THOUGHTS OF OTHER PEOPLE!

Behind The Scenes
Hey everyone, I want to introduce to you the people that keep us going and flowing in WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ. Go show them some love,and Stop by the lounge and say Hi , We play a variety of music for everyones taste,we also play requests. We have our own Radio Station,, Only WÌLÐÇÄŦ RÄÐÌÖ, Plays all your requests and keeps you rocking out.. Thanks again for checking us out and feel free to stop by agaiN. MY WONDERFUL AND GREAT CO-OWNER *BÌG* . *BÌG* ÇÖ ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LÖÚÑGÈ@ fubar THE ONE AND ONLY MANAGER DJ TAZMAN. ~ DJ TAZMAN ~ ĦÄñÄGÈR õҒ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ~@ fubar THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST HEAD SECURITY/BARTENDER LISSA. ~*LissaHotTruckerGirl*~RLGF to Hot_Trucker16 & *Head Security/Bartender @ WÌLÐÇÄŦ LõÚñGÈ*@ fubar AND THE MOST ADDICTIVE AND SEXY DJ Μø®ρhïηε DJ Μø®ρhïηε @ WÌLÐÇÄT RÄÐÌÖ *Guarded By* evil666@ fubar THE ABOVE GREAT C

The Dot
FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. When these beautiful women get married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas tation, a donut shop or a motel in the United States

Texan
Among the reasons to learn the English language. As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking water from a stock tank with one of his hands. The Texan shouts,,,,,,,," Hey don't drink that water,,,, It has cow shit in it!!!!!!!!!!! The Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés. Hábleme español." (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak Spanish to me) The Texan shouts back,,,,,, "Utilice ambas manos, usted conseguirá más para beber." (Use both hands, you'll get more to drink)

How Kinky
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80% Average50% A Sicko10% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Bama
My friend lilbamagirl is trying to level to Henchman. She is always helping others and never asking for anything in return. So please go show her some love and show her what friends are all about. LilBamaGirl

Friends
If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. "worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 u r really lovable

Whatever
Hi ya'll. Sorry but i've been busy. Went to the ER on Labor day for a minor pain and ended up with 6 coronary bypasses. WHATEVER!!... Didn't even know they did more than 4 lol....have not been ignoring..just couldn't talk for a month......still love ya if ya love me.....g

Carribean Cruise
Hey everyone!!!!!! Since I am a Travel Agent, planning a 7 day cruise out of Galveston,Texas around Feb 24,2008. If anyone is interested in going drop me a msg on here. It goes to Jamiaca, Caymans, Cozumel. Please only serious inquiries. thanksssssssss

Brooksie's Blog
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later....

Bored ?????
Could use some help plez in a contest of a family member pretty plez.The help we had seem to not show :(. I am in the process of moving have 30 days left and sick too.So anyone that could vote or drop off some comments to this very sweet lady in a cleavage contest I would greatly appreciate ! have to fan ,rate profile and friend the host(( http://fubar.com/user/867364 Thomas )) which he will return to u to be able to enter the contest Just copy link plez and tyvm http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=867364&i=1164088773

Are You A Rebel?
Are You A Rebel?Total RebelYou're a total rebel, but you don't need to be told that. You know you are. You'll do whatever you want, whenever you want. You're not going to give a second thought to boundaries and rules when they don't make sense to you. No one can ever stand in your way because you'll always be free. Myspace Quizzes

What Age Do You Act?
What Age Do You Act?10-12 years oldOk, unless you are a preteen, you are full of way too much drama for your age. You really got to step out of your comfort zone and realize that you're not on the playground anymore! If you are a pre-teen, don't worry, life will get calmer in a few years. Myspace Quizzes

What Dragon Species Are You?
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)Fire DragonRage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.Myspace Quizzes

Robby
Just as I thought something good was finally gonna happen Robby calls me and says that while he was playing pool last night one of the guys he was woking with was harrassing him he ignored him and continued to play pool...When the bar closed he went to go back to his hotel and the guy jumped him so rather then getting his ass kicked he defended himself and kicked the guys ass...they arrested Robby for it...He has coourt today at one thirty so I just hope the fine and O R or drop it and let him go...the only good thing that has happened so far is Abild the place he works for says he still has a job Damn when it rains on me it floods!

Having A Baby
Hi to all, I just wanted to do this blog to let everyone know that i am having a baby boy i am 22 weeks pregnant,and thats why i haven't been on here for a while now.My hubby and i are so excited and happy about having this bundle of joy. I just wanted to share our excitement with all of my online family and friends. I missed all of you and hope to get back into contact with alot of you on here. I hope you all have a great weekend and live life to the fullest. All my dreams have come true now I never thought i could be as happy as i am right now. So all i will say is believe in yourself and in time wonderful things will happen for you too i strongly believe that. Hugsssssssss Aussie :)

Baffled!
Okay, I've asked the front desk at the hotel and they sent me to a Honkey-Tonk bar, that wasn't my speed. It baffles me though, that it may just be the only thing to do. We've looked online, in the phone book, it's like, aren't there any people here that like to go out and have a good time? There has to be something near by, right? I'm losing faith quickly. please help? Thanks to all.

Addiction
well to all my friends ,i want to share this with you.up till the year of 2002 i never done a drug in my life.2002 i was introduced to a drug that i think almost destroyed me.i am not proud of it nor do i hide it."CRACK COCAINE"i was arrested and imprisoned over it.got out and took care of my mama,she made me promise not to use as long as i took care of her,and i kept that promise,then she passed march 17th 2005.it was not long after that that i relapsed,back at it again,aug 2006 i left ohio because i could no longer deal with my life .i knew i was headed for hell,so i packed up only my clothes and moved to georgia.i just celebrated 1 year clean time on aug 14th.it has been a long haulbut i have such good friends on the net.and i have a reason to stay clean.i want you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers as i continue to travel my road to recovery. thank you and may god bless and keep you all .Anna

Help With Cleavage Contest:)
»†HøĦå§«@ fubar I am in my first contest on Fubar need help to win this contest.The link above is the gentleman who is running the contest you must friend him and rate him to comment on my pic.Please read his rules for the contest when you get to his page.Need lots of comment bombs..PLEASE!Thanks in advance to everyone that helps..This contest will run for 7 days:)Thanks..I luv all my Fubar friends..much love to everyone..Tammy

Thinking Of You
Well its Thursday! Almost the weekend! Yay..lol Just wanted to wish everyone a good morning..:) The contest is going good so far, with absolutely no drama! Thank you all, and here you go..:) Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

College
Well I have finally decided to go back to college. I have not been in school since 1994, back then my children were 3 and 4 and I was going through a nasty separation(Not divorce, just together 10 years and splitting up)and I was attending Clinton Community College with a major in Criminal Justice. I wanted to be a Probation Officer. Well needless to say he made it impossible for me to attend with dragging me to court every other day and doing anything he possibly could to take custody from me, which by the way never happened. I have had full custody of my children since the beginning of all this mess and they are now 16 and 17. Anyway I had straight A's but missed so much time they were not able to credit me for the courses, so I lost the A's, and was academically dismissed. I also lost all federal funding and student loans. The requirements to return...paying a full semester out of pocket which was not possible for me at the time being a single mother of 2 small children so I le

Just Too Funny
This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons, Austin, TX, regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph... Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak GuardCore(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently

Citgo
*NEWS FLASH:** **Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin.** **The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela , to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas. ** **Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuela for him. It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who?** **CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO EXPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela.** **Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS! gasoline will be used against you, your basic human rights, and your freedoms. He will start wars here in the Americas that will probably be the death of millions of free people.** **THIS IS VE

9/27/07
I've got my yard sale this weekend and have been really trying to finish getting everything ready been washing almost 20 normal size boxes of tupperware plus i still have a HUGE box as well to wash. Monday things will return to normal. Have to get spare bedroom ready for JustShizzle and his lady because they are moving in with us. So please bear with me if i miss comments yesterday i had 25+ so I'm sure I missed a few. Love you all.

Dedications
I have played online first person shooter games for about 8 years now. And the one I have played for about 5 years now is called Raven Shield. This game has let me meet people from all over the world, including my friend Bamse. I found out today that he passed away sometime last week. I got him to join the site, because I kept teasing him that I had nudes lol... Anyhow I want to say to you Bamse you will be missed by all of us at CWAR whom have had the pleasure to hear you sing your norwegian songs. You will forever be a part of my heart. Love and miss you.

A Bit About Me
First and foremost, just a bit about me. I am 27 and in a very happy relationship. I joined this to just make friends and am not interested in anything else. I am almost five months pregnant and am looking forward to becoming a first time mom. I live in a very small town and enjoy that. I don't really party (even before I was pregnant) and tend to spend time at home doing all those fun housewifey type stuff. I am an oddball whose interests vary widely and am a very easy going person. Hope to meet some interesting people on here to chat with. Talk to you soon!

Kelsey's Purpose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3tgmja41NQ This little girl's family needs prayers.She was taking from her mom cause of child abuse then she was placed with here Grandma. the judge gave her back to here mom & then her Stepdad Michael Lee Porter kick her In the stomache & she died. the father came home from the war to bury his daughter. Please this family need prayers. go to this wen site & check it out please. http://kelseyspurpose.org/forums/index.php Help stop child abuse

You Have 2 Hours...
from when i post this to post ideas for pics for today. please limit ideas to things i CAN do in the next couple hours... good idea example : feet pics (they should be going in this one i've been putting it off) bad idea example : glass dildo... (have you seen any in ANY of my pics? no, and i'm not goin to the store for this unless someone's sending me the money for them) So please, if you have position ideas, post them here, if you have items you want to see more of that you've ALREADY seen me using, post... if you've got some idea that won't be possible for me, feel free to buy me whatever would make it possible, i promise, i'll take pics :p Ready... set... go :p love ya, Sin if your idea is a salute pic, i can put you on the list, but if you weren't already on it, it's not gonna happen today, list is around 15-20 long right now

So Sad.
well, i am in a state of total confusion of where i need to be. i know what i want... just the fastest way to get to my goal is whats complicated.... i know i want to end up back in il sometime soon. but right now my only options are reno and venice fl.... it sucks because i feel like my entire life is spread out all over, but all i want is to have my life together in one location. right now i feel like i will just be broken up everywhere because the forces around me. i feel like every force that could be against me, is completely out to get me. maybe im just paranoid, but i just dont know. i think i am going to go back to florida and get things straight in my head once again... after my mind is set, i will be ready to venture back to il where i know i can be truely happy. i hate feeling so torn. i wish someone could understand.

Show Some Love!
My buddy signed up last night and for no reason at all other than the fact that he knew i wanted it he bought me a VIP so I figure the absolute least I can do is show him some love and I'd appreciate it if you did too! Dude that likes music@ fubar

Help Christie
Im in a giveaway for a Happy Hour. I need 50,000 points totaland .. Rates are 10 points and comments are worth 1 point. I already have 14,585 of the total points needed. Can yall come rate the pic.. and sayyyy... 5 or MORE :D comments?? That would be AWESOME ! Id love to have a happy hour and become Godmother! xox

Real Love
LOve is strange! Love is pain! Where has real love gone? You know that feeling of togetherness and feeling as one. The way he touches you and sends,(out of this mind) goose bumps and chills through your body. Feeling this extreme fire of extascy when you kiss. Making you want him even more. Having awesome sex and it gets better each time. Feeling your bodies explode and then feeling at peace. I guess this time will come to me one day.Til then lets have fun. LOL

Come Check Out My Lounge And Join Plz
SOLDIERS PLAYGROUND FOR THE PPL WHO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND FOR THE TROOPS COME AND CHECK OUT MY LOUNGE ITS FOR ALL THE MILITARY MAN/WOMEN AND THE MILITARY LOVERS. iTS A NEW AND UP COMING ROOM. SO IM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR HELP IN ANY WAY. IM HIRING IF YOU WANT TO HELP. SO COME CHECK IT OUT PLZ AND TY.

Things That Keep Me Awake
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!

Working Online
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If You Can't Bother
guys... especially those NOT in my friends list yet... please remember, i put these things up for you guys but that doesn't mean you get to just walk in, jerk off and leave. if you have not been added.... if i don't see a rate, a picture rate, a fan, something that shows that you're interested, your request will be denied. if you have been added already and have not done these things, get the hell to it, i'm going to start making lists, and blocking people... locking the albums creates a hassle, but I will do it if that's what it takes. seriously, remember i am a real fuckin person here... i don't go play with myself lookin at your nsfw's and walk away (although some of you might want me to)... don't do it to mine. Say hello (read: HELLO, not NICE PUSSY)... rate something that gives points... leave comments that say more than i wanna do you in both holes baby... seriously... i do what i can to keep you happy, and i ask very little in return... please guys, gimme some love and

Love Me If U Can
Toby Keith Love Me If You Can Lyrics Sometimes I think that war is necessary Every night I pray for peace on Earth I hand out my dollars to the homeless But believe that every able soul should work My father gave me my shotgun That I'll hand down to my son Try to teach him everything it means I'm a man of my convictions Call me wrong Call me right But I bring my better angels to every fight. You may not like where I'm goin' But you sure know where I stand Hate me if you want to Love me if you can I stand by my right to speak freely But I worry 'bout what kids learn from TV And before all of debating turns to angry words and hate Sometimes we should just agree to disagree And I believe that Jesus Looks down here and sees us If you ask him he would say I'm a man of my convictions Call me wrong Call me right But I bring my better angels to every fight. You may not like where I'm goin' But you sure know where I stand Hate me if you want to Love

I'm A Thug 0,o
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are. JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt

Stop The Hurt!!!
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,

My Current Top Ten Favorite Songs
1. LOVE ME IF U CAN-TOBY KEITH 2. COLLIDE-HOWIE DAY 3. TRIP-HEDLEY 4. SORRY-BUCKCHERRY 5. HEAR U ME- 6. I TRIED-BONE THUGS AND HARMONY 7. MOMENTS-EMERSON DRIVE 8. SLIPPIN-DMX 9. THREE DAYS GRACE-NEVER TO LATE 10. EVERYTIME I HEAR YOUR NAME-KIETH ANDERSON

Middle Finger
History of the Middle Finger,,,,,,,,,, Well, now . . . here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating voctory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapale of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, see, we can still pluck yew! Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say, the

It Is So True!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know - it never happened) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Show Me The Love!
I ENTERED A CONTEST....I KNOW I KNOW. WELL IT'S A NICE PRIZE! I NEED ME SOME GOOD BOMBERS...WHOS WILLING TO HELP ME WHEN THE TIME COMES? I WON'T FORGET IT! LEAVE WORD HERE IF UR WILLING TO HELP ME, PLEASEEEEEEE TY XOXO BEEBEE

Me
Above all else he cherishes his submissive, in the knowledge that the gift she gives him is the greatest of all. He is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to him, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. He is in control of himself first and foremost, so that he may control others. As a stern and demanding Dominant, he can cause his sub to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, he will then kiss the tears away, without ever stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Dominant will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. He is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. He would never ask a submissive to put him before her career, or family, just to satisfy his own pleasure. To win his submissive's mind, body and soul, he knows he must first win her trust. He will show his submissiv

Hello!
Hello...pretty princess is my best friend n the whole world and she is also a shadow leveler...she helps everyone and now she is in this contest and i want to do all i can do to help her since I know she would do the same for everyone else. If you can just drop a few comments on her pic for me I would really appriciate it....Thanx Julie

Zodiac Signs And The Way They Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on. Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance. Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day. Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend t

The Game
THE GAME... "THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GEENER ON THE OTHER SIDE" SOME REALLY DO THINK THIS WAY...... "BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE" SOME SAY THEY ARE THIS WAY OR THAT IT SHOULD BE THIS WAY..... REALITY: BOTH STATEMENTS PEOPLE SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY HAVE UNLESS THEY KNOW IT ISN'T FOR THEM... IN THAT CASE LET IT GO. THE GRASS DOES LOOK GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE BUT OFTEN TIMES YOU GET THERE AND IS IS DEAD AND IN IT'S PLACE LIES WEEDS. SO WHAT DO WE DO THEN? DO WE TAKE THAT CHANCE AND GO SEE IF IT IS IN FACT GREENER OR JUST GO WITH THE SECOND STATEMENT AND BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE? NEITHER! BE OPEN AND HONEST.... I HAVE FOUND THAT BEING OPEN AND HONEST GETS ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... BUT!!!!! BY ME BEING OPEN AND HONEST I FIND OUT IT IS NOTHING ALOT FASTER THEN IF I PLAYED THE MIND GAMES THAT SO MANY GIRLS PLAY AND GET EVERYTHING BY PLAYING IT... SURE THEY HAVE LOTS OF GUYS CALLING THEM 5 TIMES WHILE THERE IS A GIRL SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT T

Love
This story has been around the net for a bit, I thought I would post it here. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Clau

Feet
why do so many people like feet? what is it about them that so many people enjoy? whats sexy about a part of your body that's trapped in a shoe all day walking around sweating and getting funky? to me it's not appealing at all can some one please fill me in?

Meth In Kids Candy!!
taken from a friend.. Hello all...this is actually very true. I was at a recent conference through work and attended a presentation from an FBI agent warning about this. Thank you CanesCountry for spreading the word. Sincerely, GoCanes! Chris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Body: There is a type of crystal meth going around that lookslike strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sureit will make its way around the country. Kids are ingestingthis thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola,cherry, grape and orange. It looks just like pop rocks. Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Pass this around it could save some family a lot of hear

The Ten Commandments
ten commandments 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having crimes (like Nike says, just do it) 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave "em in the middle)

Physical Therapy Sucks My Ass Bone Dry
Now explain this to me. You fall because your teeny tiny feet can’t support your huge, enormous frame and you sprain your ankle. It gets almost totally better, but you figure, hey I’ll go to physical therapy and fix it all up, and when you go, they put you in so much agony you wish you’d have cracked your head on an end table when you fell and died. Come on now. Its an ankle. Ankle therapy. Why does my arm hurt? What did the Physical Therapist do to me to make my arm hurt? Why do my knees ache? All I did was do circles with my foot, is that really a burdon on my knees? How about my shoulders? I’ve been carrying around these huge ass tits for years and suddenly ankle therapy is making my shoulders hurt? I’ve had a headache since therapy started. Am I really thinking that much when I point and flex my foot? What the fuck, can someone please explain this to me? Pretty Please?

Can You Hear Me!!!!???
Can you hear my screamin in the night calling out your name... My pain levels are soo high... I just feel like I want to die!!!! Can you feel my body trembling in fright.... As i get colder and darker into the night... So sick of all these pills I take... Just to stop my Body ACHES!!!... Nobody wants me.. Cuz I am soo sick....I feel like I am on one hell of a trip...... All I want is someone to hug and HOLD me and tell me it will be alright... To stand beside me... To stay the night.... Would you trade YOU'RE life for ME...... But one question???????? ...........CAN YOU HEAR ME???......... You gotta be out there You gotta be somewhere Wherever you are I'm waiting 'Cause there are these nights when I sing myself to sleep And I'm hopin' my dreams Bring you close to me Are you listening? Hear me I'm cryin' out I'm ready now Turn my world upside down Find me I'm lost inside the crowd It's getting loud I need you to see I'm screaming for you

Sick Puppies
I dont mind where you come from As long as you come to me But I dont like illusions I cant see Them clearly I dont care, no I wouldn't dare To fix the twist in you You've shown me eventually what you'll do I dont mind I dont care As long as you're here Go ahead and tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything And do it all over again It's all the same Hours slide and days go by Till you decide to come But in-between it always seems too long For certain But I have the skill, yeah I have the will, to breath you in while I can However long you stay is all that I am Go ahead and tell me you'll leave again You'll just come back running Holding your scarred heart in hand It's all the same And I'll take you for who you are If you take me for everything And do it all over again It's always the s

A Gift From A Friend
She goes about her day to day and does her duties to perfection, She cries alone and works her way through fears and self rejection. No one knows this angel is carrying around such grief, If they only saw a glimpse of things they'd sigh in disbelief. She seems to be so perfect not one single flaw, Everyone looks at her with envy If they only knew it all. Her heart aches with loneliness and her tears disguised with pride, Why does she care what they think its becoming too much for her to hide. She sits at home and pours her heart out to a man that doesn't really care, He never hears a word she says he looks right through her as if she’s not really there. She is running out of friends to confide in and family's gone astray, Alone and broken hearted, She slowly starts to fade away. This was wrote by my friend, Lonewolf on 9/25/07 thank you for allowing me to copy this wonderful creation from words.

Steelers Joke
I went to the Steelers game, and when I arrived, I realized that my seat is in the last row. After the game started, I noticed an empty seat right on the fifty-yard line behind the Pittsburgh bench. I made my way to the empty seat and said to the man sitting next to it, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replied, "No, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died. This is the first Steelers game we haven't been at together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's terribly sad. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A close relative or friend?" 'No," the man replied. "They're all at the funeral." GO STEELERS!!!

Hawaii's Superferry
Hawaii got there own Superferry to transport ppl and cars from island to island. Local ppl in hawaii are protesting this superferry. I am orginally from hawaii. I agree with these ppl that want to stop the superferry. We have alot of endangered animals. The humpback whales come to hawaii each year. To me this superferry will hurt the endangered wildlife we have.. This is an article from the local newspaper. Superferry heading to high court -- again Legislative leaders want to see the Hawaii Superferry succeed so are poised for a special session It looks like the Superferry case is headed back to the Hawaii Supreme Court. The environmental group Thousand Friends of Kauai has agreed to drop its challenge in Circuit Court, inviting a dismissal that will allow it to take up the matter with the state's high court. "We always expected this case to end up in the Supreme Court," Thousand Friends lawyer Daniel Hempey said. "This will save our group time and money."

Messed Up
This oughta upset everybody! How they vote in the United Nations Below are the actual voting records of various Arabic/Islamic States which are recorded in both the US State Department and United Nations records: Kuwait votes against the United States 67% of the time Qatar votes against the United States 67% of the time Morocco votes against the United States 70% of the time United Arab Emirates votes against the U. S. 70% of the time. Jordan votes against the United States 71% of the time. Tunisia votes against the United States 71% of the time. Saudi Arabia votes against the United States 73% of the time. Yemen votes against the United States 74% of the time. Algeria votes against the United States 74% of the time. Oman votes against the United States 74% of the time. Sudan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Pakistan votes against the United States 75% of the time. Libya votes against the United States 76% of the time. Egypt

A Good Women
HEY PEOPLE I AM A NEWLY SINGLE MAN IN PHILADELPHIA AND I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW AND ITS ALOT OF FUN BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE ALOT OF WOMEN ON HERE THAT ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN AND THEY EITHER LIVE NEXT TO U SOME HOW OR THEY ARE MILES AWAY BUT MY QUESTION IS ARE THEY GOOD WOMEN AND IF SO WHY ARE THEY SINGLE AND IF THERE IS A GOOD WOMEN THAT U ARE LOOKIN FOR WHY WON'T THEY ACT ON WHAT THEY WANT I HAVE ALOT OF WOMEN FROM OTHER STATES ON MY FRIENDS LIST THAT LOVE ME AS IF WE BEEN TOGETHER BEFORE BUT YET WOMEN IN MY OWN AREA WON'T RESPOND TO MY SHOUTS SO ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD WOMEN

Hmmmmmmmmm
I have two girls in the same contest that need some help. I know that Baby Boy and I are always helping people out with their contests. And we don't ask for much in return. But think of it this way.... You get points for bombing too. So, isn't that a win-win situation? I.B.I.C. Sista's Come show your girl some love!!! The B!TCH of VA !! BESA MI CULO And also show this pretty lady love. She's in the same contest and could use lots of help. ;) angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila

B/f App..
1. WOULD YOU CALL ME EVERYDAY? 2. WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IF WE WHEN OUT DANCING? 3. WOULD YOU BUY ME FLOWERS? 4.IF I WAS SAD WOULD YOU DO WHATEVER IT TOOK TO MAKE ME HAPPY ? 5. IF I CALLED YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU NIGHT AND ASK YOU TO COME OVER WOULD YOU? 6.WOULD YOU SNUGGLE UP WITH ME ON THE NIGHTS WE SPENT TOGETHER? 7.IF I WAS SICK WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF ME AND MAKE ME BETTER? 8.IF I WANTED TO STAY HOME AND NOT GO OUT WOULD YOU BE OK WITH THAT? 9.IF I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDNT WOULD YOU GIVE IN TO ME? 10.IF I WANTED A PUPPY WOULD YOU BUY IT FOR ME? 11.IF I WANTED TO BRING A GIRL HOME WITH US WOULD YOU FUCK HER OR WATCH ME AND HER? IF I SAY I LOVE YOU WOULD YOU SAY IT BACK? 12. WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BUY ME ( LIKE IN A NIGHTY)? 13.WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER? 14. IF I WANTED ROUGH SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU WAS ASLEEP WOULD YOU WAKE UP AND GIVE IT TO ME? 15.COULD YOU BE HAPPY WITH ME FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES?

Application For Sex
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While

Gettin Old!!
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie i

Baseball :)
Explaining Baseball At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach, "now go over there and explain it to your mother."

What's Up
so i just moved here. and i dont know anyone yet. so i'm kinda bummed. i had a ton of friends back where i was from. but now i'm a loser :(. i am working my MAD social skills at school though. USI i never even heard of it untill i came here. wish they had like a major sports team. but oh well, it's cool i guess..

Worked To Death!!!
Hey all my fu friends I wanted to let you know I'm not trying to Ignore everyone But I am a sales associate now !!!! To all of you who dont know I'm working 6 days a week and trying to kep in touch with everyone and Reality!!!! But to all of you I still have Luv and will try to say hello on my day off!!!!

Maybe
Maybe ... we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe ... when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe ... it is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe ... the happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe ... you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do. Maybe ... there are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child, your girlfriend/boyfriend -- so mu

My Name Is Baca And I'm A Dog. Come Run With Me. >:)
I dreamed of her again and it buged me. That life is all but gone. Its cold as fuck here...and I love it. The others say that I should leave town and try my luck elce where but...this is my town. Its true, I could go to colorado or new mexico or even LA but....cali sucks.^u-u^ I think I'll walk my park and wait for that someone to find me. And I hope its soon, I grow tired of hearing her call out to me. See you soon.

Damn Broken Bar Tab
I don't know if they plan on fixing this any time soon. But my bar tab shows that no one has uploaded anything in over a week. Which i know is not true. I hate this. They need to fix it soon already. So know when friends upload something.

Bunniee's Blog
i dont want it any more its a fine car but im not goign another winter with it its preftecly fine if yur road gets plowed when it snows but since mine doenst i dont want it i got stcuk in the snow las year for 6 hours i need a fricken big ass truck any buddy want to buy my car?

The Loud Tour On Fubar
What's up fubar I'm a newbie here! This is my first blog post, but I am in no way new to blogging or to social networking. In fact I have been doing it for years now through all kinds of different site. Fubar looks really cool and interesting, so I though I will give this place a shot as well. So why am I here anyway? To make more connection and catch up with some old ones. Meeting new people and making new friends is the name of the game folks. We are all cool people and we all have interesting things to share in our lives, so why not hang out, have a good time, and share what we all do best. You'll be hearing plenty more out of me around here in the coming weeks, so drop me a line on my profile or check out my pics and say hi. I'll be sure to drop by yours and return the favor. If you are feeling really adventurous check out my stash and see some cool original video that I have shot in the last few months. I'll be seeing you around of fubar...

About My Pics
I've been asked if my pics where real, so I thought I would give a little background on them. Some friends of mine started a company by the name of Dungeon Steel. They mostly specialize in cages & the X-tra cool fetish toys (ie: shackles & chains, St. Andrews crosses), but can make any thing from a glass top table to a swinging bed. They're the designers of the suit and the ones that built the triangle in my pics. The Grind show pic that I have posted is from one of our shows in Huntsville Al. taken by my favorite fire-breathing clown Otis. I love doing the shows, I use any where from one to two grinders at a time, & prefer an open space to work with but have been limited to cages at times. Yes, my crotch does get hot. The triangle pics were taken in studio by the beautiful Crystal Starr, an excellent photographer, head of Betty Roulette & our newest Grinder Girl. For the most part the triangle is usually elevated 12 feet from the bottom bar to the floor depending on the space availab

Attention Latina Fam Members
HELLO FAM....AS U KNOW CHICA IS N THE PROCESS OF MOVING IN WITH PAPA JOE....ON THEY WAY THERE THEY VISITIN LOCO AND TIFF....THEY BE LEAVIN TOM....SO THINGS SHOULD BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON....AS ALL YALL KNOW LOCO IS LEAVING...BUT WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN...AS HER HOMIE AND FRIEND AND BRO...I ASSUME THE ROLE OF KEEP HER LEAGACY ON...HER PRESENCE IS GONE..BUT HER ESSENCE IS HERE WITH ME AND THE REST FO THE FAMILY..I KNOW I DONT CHAT WITH ALOT OF YALL B/C OF TIMING...BUT I DO ENJOY BEING N THR FAMILY..AND I WILL DO MY PART TO KEEP IT GOING...WHILE SHE GONE...SO I HOPE IS WELL WITH ALL AND I HOPE WE ALL GET TO CHAT SOON..UNTIL THEN THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...LA FAMILIA

New Pics Up 9/27
Hey guys, i wanted to post this here because I didn't fully explain this in my stash update earlier. There is a new album up, it's called Body Parts ... 9/27 is at the end of it... Now, Just because the album isn't marked nsfw doesn't mean that most of the pics aren't and this isn't the only album that applies to (Blue sin and at least one other). So, for your own sake, open the ones that don't say nsfw also and check and see what you're missing... As usual, please remember to also rate SFW's or I'll start doing only SFW albums for friends and lock all new NSFW's to family only, and we don't want that, do we???? Love you guys, Sin BTW, please remember to keep comments IN pic comments, not IN my Shoutbox. I keep my SB respectful and I DO expect you to abide by that. This is MY playground, I just LET YOU play here.

First Try, Be Gentle.
WOW, about time I wrote something. I have been on this site for awhile now and I just have something to say. At one time I was not as confident as I am now (still not overly so). I was more of a follower verses the leader. Then I had the opportunity to join a reading club. The following are 3 of my favorite quotes from 2 incredible individuals, John Maxwell and Helen Keller. I think on these things daily. Once our minds are 'tattooed' with negative thinking, our chances for long-term success diminish” John Maxwell A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. John Maxwell Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. Helen Keller (1880-1968) I think we all want to become more than what we currently are, and to achieve success in all areas of our life. (Be it at work o