Fubar Blogs 5

In My Head
The thoughts are here in my head What they mean is left to be said They come on out simple and true How do I tell if they’re for me or for you Here they are and it’s part of me Something for the people to see They come like a flash out of nowhere But feeling they have and thoughts that care Went I am happy the stories are good When I am sad they say what they should When I am angry I try not to write But when I’m lonely it only seems right Nothing but thoughts trapped inside of me With no-one to share but the paper you see So I will write for no-one to see My life, my feelings and the soul in me The rest you’ll now if you’re here to see What’s going on inside of me The thoughts are mine and I will share Must get them out to make room in there Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 09/04/07

Joke 2
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor? Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."

Sfdfdssssssss
Remember when beepers was the thing to have If you are under the age of 13...you should not read this and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic

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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe ne

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How latex gloves are made... A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on His gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!

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Man: Where have you been all my life? >Woman: Hiding from you. >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >Man: Is this seat empty? >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >Man: Your place or mine? >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >Man: So, what do you do for a living? >Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? >Woman: Do not enter. >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >Woman: Unfertilized. >Man: Your body is like a temple. >Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >Woman: But would you stay there? >Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. >Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together >Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothin

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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there? We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

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you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The

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The Redneck at the Zoo A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. "First," he said, "I don't

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT, CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD

Natural Highs
Natural Highs Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It does make you feel good, especially the thought at the end of #43. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (or vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. The beach. 15. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 16. Laughing at yourself.. 17. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you. 18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 19. Running through sprinklers. 20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 21. Hav

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1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... 2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... 3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... 4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... 5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... 6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... 7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. 8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. 9.I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.

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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this? The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... ". And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position her self. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home He remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19..95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends..

Sick Of Whiney People
OK IM GOING TO STATE EXCATLY HOW I FEEL , ABOUT THIS , I WAS IN A SO CALLED CONTEST BACK IN APRIL I BELIEVE. AT THAT TIME I HAD 600 SOME FRIENDS , OUT OF THE 600 SOME FRIENDS ONLY 8 FRIENDS HELPED ME. SO, YOU KNOW I DON'T MIND HELPING , BUT, I GOT TO MY LEVEL WITHOUT ANY ONE EVER HELPING IN ANYTHING. AND I MAKE STUFF OUT OF JUST BEING A FRIEND.I DON'T ASK TO BE FANNED , RATED . SO, IM TRIED OF THE WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS . SO IF YOU THINK IM A BITCH WAIT . TY HAVE A GOOD EVENING SICK OF THE BULL SHIT .

Fat Or Not
OK since I can't post a mum I had to do this. I feel that I am fat although I am told I am not so I decided to let everyone here decide. IF you think I am fat send me a private message telling me so. IF not just send me a shout.

Fallen Hero
Fallen heroes across the land Brace hearts held in their hand Lie in bed late at night a phoen call comes that causes fright "It's time you come, we need you round." he drops the phone anc falls to the ground. tears stream down his young face as he packs to leave this place so young and sweet, innocent and pure, ready to fight as he leaves for war. he heads to the room of his little girl knowing that she's his entire world. kisses her forehead and walks away goes to the couch where his life lay he wakes her up to say goodbye, "Take care of Sapphire if I die." he turns to leave and walks out the door as he watches his wife fall to the floor. Two weeks later, she watches the screen searching for his name, it is finally seen under fallen soldiers that have faced their fate he was named a hero, as he walks inside heavens gate.

Important!!!
See what 50 years will do. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal Sits still in class. 2006 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Be

Not Sure
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Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong as they sometimes will; When the road you're trudging seems all uphill; When the funds are low, and the debts are high And you want to smile, but have to sigh; When care is pressing you down a bit - Rest if you must, but do not quit. Success is failure turned inside out; The silver tint of the clouds of doubt; And you can never tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.

The Love Of A Child
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED INTO THE EYES OF YOUR CHILD & SEEN THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT LIVES DEEP WITHIN THEM FOR YOU? THAT'S TRUE LOVE. WHEN U SEE THAT, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOUR A GOOD PARENT. A PARENT'S TRUE LOVE NEVER FAILS!!!!!

Have You Ever
have you ever loved some one so much that you just cant let them go...but then you know its for ur good...but at the same time ur just thinking you have to be with that person and you just cant let them go....its so hard for me 2 make my desion on what i should do ok hears the storie my boifriend of 2 years is doing drugs and drinking alot he always calling me high and talkng shit but then i love him so much but i cant handel this shit anymore im tired of his drug addition ive tryed to help him ive even tried to make him to go a clinic so they can help him he acts like he wants do to it but then he turns and says well baby imma do good and take care of you and get a job and things like that so he really does want to do good for him self but then again he is not doing anything about it he just keeps on with those drugs.....and i just dont know what to do anymore so anybody with good advice or thinks they can help....plzz comment and tell me! thank you xoxo chelsea

Anyone Do Morphs?
I guess the new thing to call older women is a cougar..lol So I hear anyway. So I I was wondering if any of my friends know how to do morphs and can make me into one? That would be too cool...:)If you do great! Hugs and Kisses

The Way Kids See Things
THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" HONESTY: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." OPINIONS: On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother.. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." KETCHUP: A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come ou

My Lil Song
Someone wrote this for me it cracks me up.... tits out clits drippin punk mofuckins stand there figurin watch ya while kiki smoke that dro the mistakin her for any type of Ho--ney she pop ya ass drop ya to knees... the whole time she steadly puffin on her weed

Links I Found
YOU all know me and my fuhusband,he is thinking about giving up his writeings.Please show him some love and leave a comment,let him know you love is works.They are in his blog area. LEAVE A COMMENT TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE POEMS

Through These Eyes......
Through these eyes I've seen love and I've seen hate I've seen the violence and the tears Through these eyes I got my schooling on the streets I've seen the things in life You don't wanna see Through these eyes I've seen the shape of things to come And I've watched them all fall apart Through these eyes I've seen the broken homes, they cry I've seen the poor man's face As he stands in line And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pain it lingers on Through these eyes, I've looked the devil in the face And I've seen God's holy grace Through these eyes I've tried to walk the straighter line I found myself again But nearly lost my mind And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pain it lingers on, yeah And though my heart has made me weary On a road less travelled on Through the heart it hurts so dearly And the pai

Stupid Tv Quotes!
I show you my world I peek into yours I give you my thoughts You try to share as well. Words, Images, a self portrait, yet silence until I share with you my songs... And you tell me a story. I try to grasp intent, you struggle to enlighten. A world apart and yet so close spirits grappling for knowledge.....yearning to comprehend, must find peace Evermore there is silence..... CandyO

Sex App
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __

My Space
Sometimes I’m in my on little space Thinking of me and to hell with the race No one helps me this much is for sure Why should I - be part of the cure Let things happen as if I don’t care My feelings are mine – why should I share Because it is right to help if I can Do what I must and be part of the plan Raised to do right and do what I should It’s not up to me to make it all good But if I don’t try to help who I can Have I really become a man I not here to say what’s right or wrong Live out your feelings and try to be strong Life is not easy this much you know Try to do good and like what you show. Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 10/10/07

This Is Alil Info To Rate A Tag I Have For My Lounge This Is Not Cool
imikimi - Customize Your World · xXPARKSXx rated your photo a '2' ON MY TAG FOR MY LOUNGE AND HE IS 18 THE OTHER WAS 27 MALE NAME LAMB AS THE 18 YR OLD WELL SAD FOR THEM MAYBE A TASTE OF IRAQ WOULD BENFIT THEM .

Crushes
I am not sure why anyone would put a crush on me, whether they like me for real or are just making sure they don't lose me in a crowd, but I seem to bounce back and forth with them. Its sweet of someone to put one on me, but can I just ask that if you are going to remove it suddenly, just don't put it on at all? I mean I think that I may have offended someone if I lose one and I hate that..LOL does that make sense? I hope so..:) Hugs and Kisses!!

Do You Know?
The life that I live is not that easy. I am what I am, I love women! Some people think that it's not right but love has no restrictions either it's there or it's not. Some call it nasty cause it just looks wrong but how can you judge me if you never tooted the horn? I walk like you walk talk like you talk and breathe the same air you breathe. The only difference between me and you is that I am open and I keep it real all while you are afraid to play the field. You don't have to like it and you don't have to try it but please, please stop judging those that like it cause being me aint easy!!!!

To My Friend Mike R.i.p
HEY YOU WILL BE MISSED AND WE ALL LOVED YOU I WISH YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO ITS NOT EASY LOOSEING A GOOD FRIEND LIKE WE ALL KNOW U ARE I A SAFE PLACE BUT WE ALL WISH YOU WAS STILL HERE AND NOT UP IN HEAVEN ITS HARD TO SAY WHAT WE WANT WHEN U ARE GONE BUT I KNOW YOU ARE LOOKING DOWN AT ALL OF US I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS BUT WE ALL LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU SO I HOPE U ARE WATCHING DOWN ON US WELL I DONT WANT THIS TO BE GOOD BYE FOR EVER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT IS GOOD BYE FOR GOOD AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE GOOD BYE FOR GOOD BUT THATS LIFE I GUESS IT HURTS TO HERE THAT MU BEST FRIEND IS DEAD AND I CANT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AND ITS NOT THE SAME WITH OUT YOU AROUND YOU ARENT HERE TO MAKE US LAUGH OR SMILE OR TO HANG OUT WITH I SHOULD OF CAME DOWN TO MIRANDAS THE LAST TIME YOU WAS DOWN THERE I REGERT IT BECAUSE I WILL NEVER GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN OR HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT I WILL SEE YOU SOON I GUESS IT HURTS BUT LIFE GOES ON BUT IT WONT BE GOOD SENCE YOU ARENT HERE DATED 10-10-07

Disrespect
In case you forgot, people, since i know at least one person did tonight, DISRESPECT will NOT be TOLERATED. I won't post the conversation this time. There is more than one way to disrespect someone: 1 Name calling - slut, bitch, et cetera 2 Making lewd comments in my shout box (this disrespects both my boyfriend and I) 3 Steering a conversation towards something sexual and yelling at me when i say i don't wish to continue it. (it's fucking stupid, don't do it) 4 Telling me i should leave my boyfriend for you. (do i even need to get into this one?) 5 Telling me I have to rate something of yours. (i'm not your bitch, you don't get to tell me what to do) 6 NOT READING MY PROFILE. it's there for a reason. i will no longer respond to requests to cam or asking whether or not i have yahoo/msn/anything else listed on my profile. There are more ways to disrespect people, and if they come up, you will be blocked immediately. If you think you can weasel your way out of it by sendin

Fansty Or Reality
i come to a point where i need some help ya'll!!!! Just in the past week or 2 my dum ass "ex" decided that hes not sure of what he wants. now true i've never shared with him all of my fun side.- but hes never asked 2 do anything too crazy either. So heres the thing" Would you rather have some one who you can get along with and HAVE really grate sex wth but maby theres a couple of you fantsy you might have too work on OR would you dump the girl just to have someone you may never see im real life to tell your fantsy too. I dont want to sound bitter i want to know why its harder 4 him to tell me? PLEASE HELP ME OUT EVERYONE DROP ME A COMMENT

Love Frequency
FREE! 3 MP3 Casanova Night Musical songs 3 MP3 lilDevil ringtones 3 backgrounds DOWNLOAD NOW HERE! FREE! lilDevil Pill with Love Frequency now being distributed around the world! Love is Good for Everybody! DON'T SLEEP! TRY IT TONIGHT! Now, for the first time ever, the Love Frequency is being released to the public in the form of the Casanova Night Musical songs: lilDevil, Reach Up to Heaven and Only One Secret. The effect of the patented Love Frequency is to remove inhibition and allow a person's basic instincts to come forth. How do you use it? Step 1: Download the three songs for FREE from the first ever adult-oriented musical, the Casanova Night Musical. Step 2: Listen to the songs a few times Step 3: Download the songs and ringtones to your mobile Step 4: Select the song that you like the most Step 5: Set the selected song as the default ringtone on your mobile phone Step 6: Go out, party all night and get into the groove! DON'T SLEEP!

Whew......hottie 4 Sure!!!
Ok ladies I am sharing a friend of mine....just enjoy looking at his pics while you rate hehe!! He is for sure a HOTTIE.....spank his page really hard cause he LOVES IT!!! Ok guys you too....he is an awesome friend to have :) SHOW HIM THE LOVE AND IF YOU DONT HAVE HIM.....ADD HIS ASS!!! scotty2hottie93535@ fubar

Igit
ok Good morning i never normally do this , but this guy has really irritated me .. although i know it doesnt matter weather ur rated a 1 or an 11 u get the same points BUT.. i finally got sick of all his political posts and said something the other day .. althou i said something i still went thro and rated everything he had . then alas i deleted his polictical ass as a friend, coz im here to chill not read that shit .. well someone musta pissed in his cheerios coz this is what he did today .... o and the stopid thing .. the c u Next Tuesday had to UNBLOCK me to do this !!!!!!! ROFL u might havta click to enlarge the pic but im crap at cutting n cropping :D:D:D

"share This"
Just FYI...when you click "SHARE THIS" on a bulletin, pic or blog...it is not working. The only way it seems to work is if you enter ONE email in the little box it gives you. I have 2 linked profiles that are fans, friends, and family of one another and have tried it on blogs, pics and bulletins...and the one profile never gets an email from the other from me clicking the SHARE THIS function. I have tried JUST friends to share it with, JUST FANS, Just family....the email never comes...Just thought you should know.

Sexxx
fuck the next guy that hits on me lol im moving out of indiana and i want to have fun before i go!!! lol im tired of being the innocent lil grl its time to be the naughty bad grl i want a guy to fuck me doggie style i want to suck a guys dick and make him cum at least 5 times before i let him fuck the shit outta me!!!!!

Her !!
I knew from the beginning, That you were just a flirt and yet I fell in love with you knowing i'd be hurt. I tried to tie you down and make you love just one , But how could i do something no one else has ever done .

Chaos
for everything to calm down in life. I' cant wait to finally get out of school, I can't wait to get a better job - one that doesn't underpay me, I can't wait to finally be divorced so I don't have to deal with the harrassment and mean words. I feel like Miss America...all I want is peace...not world peace, inner peace, and thats really hard to acheive when other people come in and disrupt your quiet little sanctuary that you created for yourself. On top of this all I think I have carpal tunnel. Damn!....If you respond to this please do not list any hate comments or negative things...I'm sick of assholes on here thinkinging just because Fubar has no limitations that you have free reign to be as mean as you want. It doesn't work that way assholes...when I post a fuckin Mumm about what movie should I watch...I don't want responses like get off the computer you asshole we don't care...If you don't care, then dont read my shit... Yeah this blog totally turned around a little but here

Sexy Female Halloween Costumes
Sexy Female Halloween Costumes Shop for sexy costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Decide the sexy female halloween costume: Firstly decide on the costume that you would like to wear. Think what would be sexy on you and then decide. You could go out as a devil, wonderwoman, a goddess etc. You can decide on something unique too but if you are going for something ordinary make it better by adding your own extras to make it sexy. Buy the accessories that are required to make your costume look sexy. Don't be finicky, buy the proper accessories. For example if you are going out as catwoman, make sure to buy cats eye contact lenses or if you are going as the devil wear, red contact lenses. Contact lenses especially for halloween can be found on the internet too. Once your sexy female halloween costume is ready, be sure to wear it with all the confidence that you can muster. Even if your costume is not splendid enough, your confiden

Nancy's Blogs
Subservience to me, is highly over rated Subservience to me, is totally outdated Subservience to me is being confused Subservience to me is being abused Subservience is agreed, something I will never be Again! This poem was written by me because of what I felt when I was with my ex husband. That is what he made me feel. Somewhat less than human. he made me feel not worthy of anything or any one. I was told what to do, when to do it, what to wear, how to act and if I dod something wront, then I paid the price. i was not allowed to talk to him unless he spoke to me first. Later on during the rocky times he would hold a gun to my head and he told me he would shoot me if I didnt preform oral sex on him. If I sassed him, I would get back handed for my troubles. the last straw was when he was caught cheating with a whore down the road. I confronted him and he busted a beer bottle across my right eye and he totalled my car by ramming it with his pickup. i felt like a weight was lifte

Just Become A Vip
Well today, I bought my first VIP and I also bought my girlfriend Kate a VIP too, the only reason why I did was because I was at my limit for uploading pics and she was close too, so I said what the hell, buy her one too, anyways, I will only give 11's to the ladies and pics of them whether it be profile pic or any pic of themselves but not the NSFW ones though. I will not give them to guys, (I hate to do that, but it's my choice here, I don't expect them from guys anyhow), that's how I'm using my 11's and I'm sticking to it, ok?

Stupid People
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Deal or no deal? An online exchange between a woman looking for a husband who earns more than $500,000 a year and a mystery Wall Street banker, who assessed her potential for romance as a business deal, has cause quite an Internet stir. The anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband. "I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all," the woman, who described herself as "spectacularly beautiful" and "superficial," wrote. "I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. $250,000 won't get me to Central Park West," she said, asking questions like "where do rich single men hang out?" The mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her

Living With Tensional Headache
it's been almost a month since i haven't worked. doctor gave me the sick leave due to some strange headaches i was suffering. i was feeling bad since two or three months before but it wasn't that hard to get along with. but last month it was a total torture so i decided to go to the doctor. i was more worried than any other thing. it's not the same if you have a broken arm or your tummy hurts. this was something wrong in my head and it didn't allow me to have a normal life. work, hang around with friends, dinner with my gf, party... all the normal and fun activities in life became a physical and psycholigical torture to me. so i was really thinking i had a serious trouble of health. they gave me pills and more pills. nolotil, ibuprofen, imigran, dogmatil, naproxen, diazepam... none of those pills had a good result on my headaches and sickness feelings. finally i went to a neurologyst, he said i've been suffering from chronic tensional headache, and it's caused by physic and psychic

Pimp Out
Okay So I have NEVER done this before and I usually help pimp out others but Welllllll some one convinced me to join so I did and the very sweet (yes go rate her and be nice to her) Drew is holding the auction all ya gotta do is click the pic to the link Remember you dont have to bid im not gonna beg but if you want to then feel free Have fun fu-ing everyone!

Find Me Here
This is where you will usually find me http://www.utherverse.com/signup.aspx?sponsor=shibaridon What is Red Light Center and how does it relate to Utherverse? Utherverse is our social networking profile website. This is where you can create and customize your personal profile, upload pics, describe yourself, and search for other members you would like to meet. Red Light Center is an animated community where members can socialize with each other using "avatars", and access the Utherverse profiling system by right clicking on other avatars. Your Utherverse login information will work to access Red Light Center and vise versa.

Quite An Analogy
This was sent to me from an e-mailing list Im on. I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs , the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over

Sam's Blog
Two boys are playing football in a Manchester park when a rottweiler runs up and attacks one of them. The other boy rushes to help and manages to pin the wild dog down before breaking it's neck and killing it. A local newspaper reporter taking a stroll through the park sees what has happened and rushes over. He takes out his pad to ask the boys some questions.

Who Is Bah_mee?
Hello bar patrons, I am a 35 year old video game design artist from Portland Oregon. I have been skateboarding for around 18 years and I have really long hair. I grew up in the punk era so I like alot of older music like Black flag, G.B.H., the Cramps, Misfits, but I like all types of music in general. I am a huge horror fan and I enjoy attempting to write stories sometimes as well. Nice to meet you I hope to make lots of friends in here! Brian

Ugly Inside And Out!!
You know your a FAT, NASTY BITCH WITH AN UGLY ATTITUDE when... 1......guys pick you up with SOLO seat on there bike!!!..LOL! 2......you have to PRETEND to be f@cking somebody else's ex-piece of ass, by leaving juvenile comments on myspace. ( he is an EX for a very good reason, FYI and a bad piece of ass) 3......you go to thin chicks pages to find your buddies 4. ... you wear clothes 3 sizes to small, TRYING to look thin. 5......you talk down or badly to skinny people, 'cause deep down you really wish you WERE thin. ( 'cause your sick of getting your fat ass stuck in those little chairs; everybody else seems to be getting out of just fine!) 6......you can't post your own pix on your web pages (amazingly you pick a pictures of skinny chicks for yourself ?!!??). 7. ....your B/F doesn't pick you up and spin you around. 8......you can't leave the house without a bra, 'cause your stretch mark infested utters would hit your kneecaps. 9......yo

Get A Clue!!
I'm not the best writer so bare with me on this. Thanks! During this story about me I've witnessed death in front of my eyes countless times. It's wierd, but it made me never scared of life. I'll start off by saying, "thanks bitches for getting me started for the fact you bitch about what you have and brag about things you don't have!" I'm glad I'm me, let me tell you! I grow up in a low income background, believe me it wasn't always like that. I was a military brat and my family traveled all over the country. My dad had deep pockets untill he made some mistakes at the age of 30. My parents wanted to stay young and so they made stupid choices. (hello, who's perfect!) They tried to live large and then it caught up with them. So at the age of 11 to 16 I was cooking food for my brother and watching over him. (Wow, ramon noodles all most every night!) That sucked, but we're still living! At the same time the clothes that I had and my brother had were hand-me-downs.

Their's A Dj In The House Welcome Dj Knightrider And Angel Eyes To Death Bbg Special Forces Lounge Welcome !!!!!!!!!
Hey Ya'all "NEW DJ IN DA HOUSE!!!" ~!~ DJ Midnight Rider ~!~ ~Owner Of House Of Dreams~ This lounge is open to everyone. You do not have to be in the military to be part of our family. If you are a spouse, gf/bf , parent, brother, sister, son, daughter or friend of someone who is or was in the service come in and chat. It doesn’t matter what branch or when served. We will welcome you with open arms. (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ PROFILE TY ~' on '2007-10-11 01:12:15') (repost of original by ' (repost of original by 'justm41' on '2007-10-11 03:54:46') (repost of original by '~ WITCHESBREW ~ Fu Wifey TO KAGE ~ 3 C'S ~ READ

As Parents ......
It become common knowledge that I have 5 children and that my oldest daughter, who was at one time a foster child of mine, has expressed a desire to write to her biological father, who happens to be in prison for child molestation. I sat with my daughter and explained to her my reasons for hesitating to allow communication between the 2 of them. I think on certain level she understands and may even agree, but I know deep down that if I dont allow her willngly with the chance to monitor what she reads then shes going to do this behoin my back and theres no telling WHAT she would read. I told her she could write the letter BUT that she wasn't allowed to reveal ANY personal information about herself. Since the time I adopted her her name and SS# has been changed,in an effort to protect her. She agreed. My cousin who lives 2 counties over said that she could use her PO Box as a return address because the prison hes in is too far to hand deliver a letter. The letter has bee

Fubar Help
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Lifes Journeys
I recently experienced a challenge that Life journeys throws at you. I almost lost the one person that is my life, besides our three kids we have together. And it was all over being honest. How do you go from being a closed up person to a completly opened and honest person. My girl has always been completely opened and honest to me and now I almost lost her because of my past that I kept from her, when she never kept anything from me. Any comments please feel free. Thanks

Who We Are Is Defined By What We Do...
People should understand that it is mistaken to judge an activity for the time that is necessary to realize it… A good example of this concept is the case of the computer science expert who is called in order to fix to a large and extremely complex one computer … ...a computer that was worth more than 12 million than Euro. The expert, seated of forehead to the screen, presses a pair of keys, allegates with the head, say something to himself and then shut down the computer. To that point he extracts a small screwdriver from the pocket and gives a turn and means to one very small screw. Therefore, he ignites the computer and verification that all works perfectly. The president of the company is very happy and offers itself to pay the account immediately. "How much I must" it asks. "Thousands Euro, please" answers the man. "Thousands Euro!? Thousands Euro for little minute of job? Thousands Euro in order to tighten one simplest very small screw? I know that the computer is wort

"comes The Dawn" Or "after A While" By Veronica A. Shoffstall
Read it, and thn write your favourite sentence and comment if you want...I love it all..! After some time you learn the difference, the subtle difference between giving your hands and chaining the soul. You learn that to love she does not always mean support and that company does not always mean security. You start to learn that kisses are not contracts and gifts are not promises. You begin to accept life's defeats with an unbowed head and open eyes, with the understanding of an adult and not the sadness of a child. You learn to navigate all life's roads of today, because the land of hills ahead (amanha) is uncertain for one's plans, and the future has a habit of getting in one's way as they go forward. After a time you learn that the sun burns if you say long enough in it. You learn that it does not matter how much you care, some people simply do not think things are important. Accept that a person is not always happy or agreeable, but there is a time when you need to pardon it

Things That Go Bump In The Night...
Well, Since I need to get back into my writing, What type of writing shall I do.. Hmmm.. Well, Halloween is falling upon us so I guess I shall write a ghost story for you all.. I hope you enjoy it as much as do and Pleasant Dreams.. Dave just moved to a new town with his parents as they settled into their new apartment. Dave looked out to the window when he noticed a boy about his age playing in the joint back yard. He walks out there to find the boy playing with a paper air plane. He appeared to be Dave's age.. 8 or 9 years old. Short brown hair, deep blue eyes, and wearing a denim blue jumper outfit. It was dirty and rugged but Dave didnt care. Dave approached the boy as he wore a smile on his face. The other turned and saw Dave as he was making his way towards. The child smiled as well as he stopped all that he was doing. Soon they both started to talk and introduce each other. The other boy's name was name Billy.. And soon Billy and dave quickly became friends.. Dave would ru

Prayers So Needed For Kage's Mom Helen Nito's Dad Lostciveteto's Aunt Please
imikimi - Customize Your World I MISPELLED NITRO'S NAME SORRY , PLEASE FOR ME FOR KAGE MY LOVE OF LIFE MOM HELEN , NITRO HIS FATHER , LOST CIVETETO 'S AUNT . PRAYERS ARE VERY POWERFUL WHEN ALL COMES TOGETHER AND I PRAY FOR ALL HERE . IF I HAD WORDS TO EXPRESS MY NEED ITS FOR THEM , TY CHERIE AKA BREW . LOVE YOUS ALL

Daddy
FreeBird If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't change. RIP January 15, 1965 - June 11,2006 Greg Hoffman a wonderfull father you will always be in my heart i will never forget you and will always miss you

Lmfao
So yeah.. this "guy" rates my profile and sends an add request. So I add and go to his page to rate, and rate pics.. started really looking at his pics and noticed something He doesn't have the same tattoos in all the pics LMFAO .. So I shouted him needless to say I deleted him. LMFAO

New Pictures From Monterey Vacation
I just wanted to let all who are interested know that I finally got my pictures from our whale watching trip up on the site. I wanted to send a quick invite to you guys to check them out if you feel like it! We had a wonderful Trip! We went whale watching. Someday...... I WILL live there! xoxo to all! Wendy

Children
Children Learn What They Live Children who live with Criticism, learn to condemn Children who live with Hostility, learn to fight Children who live with Ridicule, learn to be shy Children who live with Shame, learn to feel guilty Children who live with Tolerence, learn to be patient Children who live with Encouragement, learn confidence Children who live with Praise, learn to appreciate Children who live with Security, learn to have faith Children who live with Approval, learn to like themselves Children who live with Acceptance, learn to find love in the world

Leaving
AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW I WILL BE LEAVING FOR THE MOUNTAINS ON THIS FRIDAY..I'M SO NEEDING THIS ESCAPE AS WE ALL DO.I HAVE A FAMILY REUNION AT THE SAME TIME SO I FIGURED I WOULD COMBINE THE TWO.I LOVE YOU ALL AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME THIS WEEKEND..I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL MONDAY NIGHT SOME TIME SO PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME AS YOU KNOW I'M A TOUGH OLD BROAD...LOL ANY WHO I'LL BE STAYING WITH MY GREAT UNCLE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST WHAT THE INTERNET IS MUCH LESS OWN A COMPUTER.LOL SO IF YA MISS ME PLEASE LEAVE ME MAIL OR A MESSAGE.I'M SURE IT WOULD BE GREAT TO KNOW SOMEONE MISSED ME.I HOPE TO GET LOTS OF PICS BUT WITH THE HUNTING I PLAN ON DOING I PROMISE NOTHING...LOL HUGS AND KISSES, HEATHER

Jacob
There is a lil' man that I was informed about. His name is Jacob. He is a 10 y/o boy that has stage 3/4 brain cancer. He has 7 tumors that are inoperable. His wish is to get as many MySpace frinds as possible. Below is a copy of what is posted on his page. If anyone is on M/S.. PLEASE add him. As of today, he isn't doing all that well. Jacob's page is WWW.MYSPACE.COM/PRAYFORJACOB.... Here is what is posted, as of today..... ~~~Jacob Mcquade was diagnosed with stage 3-4 brain cancer. He has 7 brain tumors, all inoperable. His wish is to have a Myspace page with as many friends as possible. He enjoys reading all comments, messeges, etc... left for him by his new friends. If you do not get a response back, please do not get discouraged. Jacob is currently undergoing chemotherapy and tires easily. His weight has plummeted to a mere 63.8 pounds. He is losing an average of 2 pounds a week at this time. Please continue to pray for him as he fights this devastating disease. ~~~ Thanks f

Breaking And Entering...
BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Require

Help Me Out..please
Hey y'all, just wanted to post a link for the contest that I'm in, it's for the sexiest parent click the link here (http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=1693081037) rate and/or comment on it please, thanx a bunch

Health Care
This comes from a Marine, who just happens to be a Canadian. His thoughts on the recent health care proposal might be of interest to some. Hey Guys; I saw on the news up here in Canada where Hillary Clinton introduced her new health care plan. Something similar to what we have in Canada. I also heard that Michael Moore was raving about the health care up here in Canada in his latest movie. As your friend and someone who lives with the Canada health care plan I thought I would give you some facts about this great medical plan that we have in Canada. First of all: 1) The health care plan in Canada is not free. We pay a premium every month of $96. for Shirley and I to be covered. Sounds great eh?! What they don't tell you is how much we pay in taxes to keep the health care system afloat. I am personally in the 55% tax bracket. Yes 55% of my earnings go to taxes. A large portion of that and I am not sure of the exact amount goes directly to health care - our #1 expense.

Weekend Fun
Ok all most every weekend Donna and I go out and dance our asses off. Then we play pool and drink a lot of Comma Kazi's and Scooby Snacks. Then we visit with our friends and listen to guys say how hot we are and how they would love to take us out. But then they never call or approach us when we are sobber. Not good for my ego guys. Just for the record I feel that if a guy is totally into a girl he would call. Not tell you when you have had a lot to drink. I will let you know exactly how this weekend turns out and then you all are welcome to let me know what you think or ask any question you want. See you all later!!!!

Best Of Me
This is because I can spell konfusion with a K And I can like it It's to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it It's to jimmy eat world and those nights in my car when the first star you see may not be a star I'm not your star Isn't that what you said? what you thought this song meant And if this is what it takes just to lie with my mistakes and live with what I did to you All the hell I put you through I always catch the clock it's 11:11 And now you want to talk it's not hard to dream You'll always be my Konstantine My Konstantine They'll never hurt you like I do No, They'll never hurt you like I do This is to a guy who got into my head with all the pretty things he did Hey, You know, you keep me up in bed This is to a guy who got into my head with all these fucked up things I did Hey maybe baby, you could keep me up in bed My Konstantine Spin around me like a dream We played out on this movie screen And I said, Did you know I miss you

You Know Your To Horny When ....
You know your to horny when ......................... 1) A hoover seems like the best option for a blow job. 2) You try to use quagmires ideas to get laid. 3) When a hot dog bun just has to do. 4)when your grandma looks pretty damg good in her housecoat. 5) You get a hard on when the dog licks your hand. 6) You hit on chicks in divorse court. 7) You get a job at a funral parlor to get laid. 8) You shop at ann summers for your newly purchased sheep. 9) Your cat buys you an inflatible doll so u leave it alone. 10) The ladynext door no longer leave pies on her window sill to cool. 11) All your wrinkles have diserpared 12) The crack of dawn look good. 13)you wank off to an episode of the golden girls. 14)When your dog hides from you. 15) Your pharmacy is out of ky jelly and suggests you buy stock. 16) When your right arm is bigger than yer left. 17) Watching reruns of rosanne gets you hard. 18)When the highlight of your day is turning the washer on fast spin. 19) The s

Condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Duracell condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. On-digital condoms - plug and

Poem "my Beloved"
My Beloved Oh how I miss you my beloved, yet I am not alone. Mere distance cannot seperate us; we are as one I close my eyes, you are here. I feel your touch, your lips against my throat. It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. I sleep; we meet in dreams. Together we walk on distant shores, Watching the sunsets of another time. Sharing a love that has always been. I awaken; I am alone, Wishing you were here beside me. I am weak my beloved. I crave... I need... I want you. I close my eyes; you are here I feel your touch, your lips against my throat It is not enough my beloved. I need to touch you, to feel your strength, your hardness inside me. by Babs Dahlink

Poem "lovers Sigh"
Lover's Sigh I raise my hand to stroke your face, You kiss me deep; a fierce embrace! I kiss your lips, your cheeks, your eyes, I feel your touch between my thighs... Your moist tongue probes that private place. Empassioned probing sets the pace, Pounding thrusts; a rising tide... I feel your gush as you feel mine! You hold me close and kiss my face, Entwined, we sleep in warm embrace. And as we sleep, a lover's sigh, Escapes my lips unto the sky. by Babs Dahlink

Drunken Ramblings
So I'm still groping my way around the 'bar, getting to know people, and apparently getting sh*tfaced in the process. Thanks so much to all the people who've given me lovin' (not to mention drinks!) and to my fan-freaking-tastic roomie for getting me hooked! I'll post some new pics after a few nights out. I'll try to remember the camera.

Bdsm
As I entered the room, the smell of desire filled the air. My servant in only her soft flowing robe with her hair frazzled from the work she performed at my latest request. She asked if everything was to my satisfaction and I refused to answer. As I walked through the house i noticed a few small imperfections in her tasks. She is just leanrning my tolerences. We enter the last room of which she was to clean. I have noticed every minute detail. She again asks with small bits of fear in her voice "Is it to you liking M'lord?" Still no answer. She circles around me in anticipation of my answer. In a deep, unpleased tone I finally answer "Lift your robe and turn away!" She does as i demand and braces for her deserved spankings. In one swoop I plunge all my manliness deep inside her cleanly shave box. I ride her hard pulling her hair and asked "Do you think you deserve this?" She begins to explain "I know I didn't......" "I asked a yes or no question" I say in a pantin

Out For A Couple Days
Hey guys, i'm gonna be gone this weekend, if not completely than almost completely. Leepus (who i'm staying with right now) has a family wedding and i'm going with him, so I won't be around. I do ask that you don't forget about me though! There were new albums added yesterday morning and the morning before, if you haven't had a chance to look at them... the three albums are night after birthday, New Pics, and Fishnets and Rope. Leepus took all the pictures, you should so check them out if you haven't, i don't know how but he makes me look good, lol :p Also, check him out if you get the chance! Love you guys, and you will be missed! Sin p.s. please read the previous two blogs if you haven't, they are VERY important to me and to all of you if you wish to remain in my friends. (also for those bitching about the deleting friends post, digital disposable cameras cost about 12 bucks, GET OVER IT, and if fubar isn't accepting your mobile media, send me the picture at Si

National Orgasm Month
REMEMBER THIS IS NATIONAL ORGASM DONOR MONTH..DO YOUR PART!!! GIVE TILL IT HURTS...REMEMBER WOMEN ARE LIKE SPAGHETTI,THEY ARE STRAIGHT UNTIL THEY ARE WET!!!!" or give me a yell at tracyhawk1@yahoo.or tracyhawk1@AOL. http://www.bebo.com/TracyH669.... add me baby,would love to chat and cam sometime,until then hard nipple hugs and deep wet kisses...bi bi tracy

Friend List
hi, i have 432 friends in my list and there is already 3 weeks i'm all my day on fubar and notice a little bit only of this friends rate my stuffs I'm always here when somebody need help for level or contests when i am here, and i rate new stuffs of friends when i see them in my Bar Tab. SO : i gonna look since 48 hours again who are my real friends then i will make my list. (some quiet angels wich have NEVER rate anything for me are also concerned.) We cannot always have something without giving Back it will be too easy one more time i excuse my bad english but true friens know why.

Finally
OSLO, Norway - Former Vice President Al Gore and the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Friday for their efforts to spread awareness of man-made climate change and lay the foundations for counteracting it. "I am deeply honored to receive the Nobel Peace Prize," Gore said in a statement. "We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue, it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity." Gore won an Academy Award this year for his film "An Inconvenient Truth," a documentary on global warming, and had been widely expected to win the prize.

We Miss You Timmy....
I realized last night that the one year anniversary of my friend Timmy's death is swiftly upon me. Timmy passed away last October 16th at the age of 22 due to an overdose of drugs and alcohol. Timmy was the sweetest and nicest guy I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. He would do anyhting for his friends, and was always there when you needed him. My best friend Ed has had a hard time dealing with this and still hasn't fully accepted it, I think a part of him things that Timmy will one day come walking into a room and say 'Gotcha!'. We miss Timmy everyday and I wish I could see him again. He was an amazing friend and a wonderful guy, he just liked to party too hard. So, Timmy, Wherever you are, We miss you and love you.

Lmfao I Had To Share
Good Morning , ok i had to share this ... This morning watching family feud while FU-barring.. i heard this question .. What is the biggest state in the USA ...??? Her answer ..:| MEXICO:| now imma brit n even i know it aint mexico .... walking off giggling like a nun looking at porn

Create
Create a window with a curtain of suicidal longing. Free yourself from a dedication of pestilant attachment. Within the darkness we see a crowd of razors, cutting our hearts into flavorless pieces. Rain falls, fires burn, but when does the sun shine on those who cry? Stand tall and welcome the rain and put out those fires, because sooner or later, you will smile!

Batman Halloween Costumes
Batman Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Everyone wants to look good on Halloween night, whether you're going to a party or out to trick or treat your way to lots of sweets. But not everyone can afford to buy an expensive batman halloween costume. There are two solutions to this problem: make your own batman costume or buy an inexpensive or cheap batman halloween costume. Whether you just want your kids to have a great halloween with their friends, or you need to stay on the level with your peers' costumes at a dance, this trick will work for you. If you don't want a batman halloween costume and if you already own interesting clothing you can simply match different styles together and go for an 80's look, depending on what type of party you are going to. Or if you have older clothes that you have not worn for a long time, you can take parts of them and sew them together to make new clot

Contest Starting Soon!
*******Contest will be starting soon******* I have all my contestants. This would be a great time to get your bombers ready. .....and eat spagettios. o.0 contest will start in 1 hour 58 minutes. Remember: -no scripting or blasting -first to 80,000 wins a happy hour -next to reach 55,000 gets a 30-day blast and the rest of the prizes including 7-day blasts or VIPs are mentioned in the other blogs btw..blank comments are allowed. manual power commenting is allowed. we are trying to eliminate the scripting. no blasting no scripts.

Come Help My Friend Kittycat
Come help my friend out in her first contest. She has enter her cute son in a contest for the cutiest kid. So come help me rock her page and she is always there for others now she needs the help. Thanks Bitchy Babygirl here is the link

Biketoberfest
hey yall this really isnt a blog just lettin eveyone know that ill be busy for next 10 days workin event here at local bar were i work security at normally 530 to 230 am or so but ill prolly go in hr or so early through the week all yall have a good weekend and ty for yall for bein friends

Nsfw Content...n The Haters Who Make It So...
so my friend johnjacobjhs...recently posted a mumm about boobs! well seems she upset the fu-lords n it was DELETED! wat to do, wat to do.... why is it this ia an adult site, n we can talk dirty n show our cleavage n our junk but we can't type the word boobs...im not asking for anyone to be smart n talk about 'thats why we have the NSFW flag'...we got that, but over a word? she was simply talkin about her boobs, n about how all women have diff n the subject of gettin them done.....or being happy with the best of both worlds...she has a b n very large c.. but really...what is the deal? love how this site gives the freedom to be you n enjoy having fun...

Gone For A Bit
Ok my ex is taking his computer so I wll not have one for a while. Depends on how soon I can get one. So if you dont hear from me, that is what is going on. Don't disappear on me, just hang tight and I will be back as soon as i can.

A Dog's Purpose (through A 6 Year Old)
A Dog's Purpose... Through the eyes of a 6 year old. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, And their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they Were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform The euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without

Heart Broken
Brandy's son passed away, today. When she got the news,it took her breath away. I didn't know what to do ,or say. I don't think she'll ever be the same. Her heart broke a little more today. I sit and and watched her slip away. Down a road I hope she don't stay. Brand's heart broke a little more today. A mothers love can't be replaced. His memories will never be eraised. No one one could ever take his place, in her heart. Even though now they seem worlds apart. He's still with her,everywhere she goes. She still carries him so close. A mother loves her kids the most. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Her son is gone. She wonders what she did wrong. What horrible thing caused all this pain. Everything so familor,now feels so strange. Brandy's heart broke a little more today. Tommorrow she'l get up and wipe the tears away. Try to start a brandnew day. Try to

Why?
Why does he have to be so mean to me at times? I love him with every thing I have but yet he still has to be so mean and cocky. I try so hard to be what he wants and needs. AND sometimes I just feel like he would rather not be here. Sometimes I can see the distance in his eyes as if he's a million miles away. As if he's thinking about someone else and wishing he was there instead of here. I just don't know anymore. I know he'll say thats it not me, he just has alot on his mind, but it doesn't change the fact that he makes me feel that way. yeah so we get into a little tiff today over the cell phone bill, he mentioned about the number of text messages that i had going out. So I mentioned the number he had going out but my bad was that i misread it. He sorta gives me attitude about me misreading it and said that I yelled at him. Which btw I didn't. So I said hmm thats funny i don't recall yelling at you. He's like okay you BARKED at me. Yea i was pissed well more like hurt at the way h

Oh Snap
HELLO....FRIENDS...BOMBERS...2ND ALARM HOTTIES... CONTEST STARTS AT 4PM EAST COAST TIME!!!! I AM YET ONCE AGAIN IN A CONTEST...YES THIS ONE IS BIG AND IM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE! I AM GOING AGAINST 19 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE PRIZES. I HAVENT DONE A CONTEST IN A VERY LONG TIME SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME(NO LIMIT) AND RATE ME ALSO OKAY CUZ RATES DO COUNT. ALSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO HELP ME OUT AND JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN. THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE CONTEST!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

To Any Fucker Who Asks To See My Private Folder
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Bubba Died
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No,it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."

Fetish's
I ran across a "profile comment" that said Fetish Friday and it got me thinkin about all the different fetishes and what makes everyone different. Though some may really be beyond others imagination isn't a fetish just another way we express our selves? Some can be kinky, some may be as simple as the way you do an everyday task. Anyways... guess I'm not really makin alot of sence here but I would like to see what you all think about them and if you have any. Thanks

Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa

Joke's On You
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."

Halloween
Halloween Lingo... Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

The New Guy
Just found this site earlier today and thought I'd have a look. Seems like a fun place, if anybody has any questions or whatever for me I'd love to hear from you. Posted my page a few hours ago so I guess I'm working on things. Okay, off to get some dinner. Have a good one, all.

Twylyghtgoddess Blog
please be patient with me until i get this site navigated... if i dont return a favor its cuz i dont have any fubucks...lol..i promise i will... if i dont mail u back, or add as favorite, etc it is cuz i am just having a heck of a time i wouldnt ever intentionally ignore u...be rude to you...or make u feel like u are not important... it is not in my nature to be like that... just that its been awhile since ive done all of this online stuff...k one day it will just hit me and i ll be like ..kewl..i got this... so please do not feel or think that im ignoring u or u are not important to me.. love to u twylyght

Lip Lovers Happy Hour Contest!
I made a mistake!!! Dont fire me! I put the wrong END date for the contest... its a 10 day contest not a 7 day! SO... the END date, is Nov 5 at 6pm PST... Sorry guys! Good Luck! The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! There are only 3 slots left open! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, please fumail me with the pic you would like to use!

For My Friends,family And Fans.
My ex is at it again and has ripped my salute photo (the only picture I CANNOT block to anyone but family and friends.) I am blocking ALL of my pictures to anyone but family for now.I am sorry about this to all of my friends.He just happens to like to send a friendship request and I dropped my guard so I don't know if he has an account on here other than the one of him I just found. I am also NOT going to be accepting any new friendship request for awhile. I am going to be going through my friends and if there is not a salute picture or something that lets me know who you are...I will be deleating. This is for my safety and I am sorry to anyone that this offends. Thank you, Heartsound

Hey Friends
ok i know i have alot of pics but most of my friends do but come on i have over 4,000 friends and if u cant give my pics some love well NSFW only friends i put in my family can see.so if u love me as a friend show some luv or get the fuck off my friends list

Photos
Im really getting tired of thgis so called adult site. It seems like almost all of my photos get marked nsfw at some point. It shouldn't matter what the pics look like if they are supposed to be nsfw then people shouldnt open them at work. I shouldnt have to mark my pics just because people dont want to see them. If this is a adult site then people should know what kind of pics adults put up. i am going to start deleting friends cuz im tired of all this nsfw shit. If your just going to mark my pics then dont look at them. i posted them for me not you!

You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Boo!! Giggle
Hey there...sexy friends..:) Sitting here catching a buzz...I have a toothache though..hopiing these white russians will dull the pain...but ne way..:) I am bombing a friend of mine thats in a contest right now. If you wonder what bombing is, it means you comment on a pic over and over again. If you have time this Fine fubar friday, can you stop by the link below and drop a few? I would love you forever..like I already do...giggling, and hey! We all know what happens when I catcha buzz huh?..Pics again!! LMAO Hugs and kisses Click the pic and Bombs away!

Aussie Slang Dictionary..... Help Americans Understand Us
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta

Hunger
Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside, Looking up from the dark where it hides, Telling me, to move aside. Feed the need, as it cries, "provide" Forced to pace from side to side Hunger pains will over-ride, All those feelings of pride. Craving another's touch to open wide All the sensations that it provides. Whats this hunger deep down inside? Waiting and longing to be let outside

Friends List
Hi everyone! As I have said MANY TIMES, I think I have the BEST FRIENDS on Fubar! Over the past few weeks I have accepted quite a few new friends. Soooooooooooo, it's time to go through and thin the list down a bit so it stays manageable. Those of us who have kept in contact with each other will be friends for as long as Fubar exists, and probably longer! Those who seem to be either too busy or don't care about the importance of real friendship will be deleted. I need a list that I can go through daily so I can comment to each of my "real" friends as much as possible. Sooooooooooo, my list will become somewhat smaller by the end of the weekend. Manly P.S., If any of you have any questions why I am doing this, please read my "About Me" section on my profile! Have a GREAT weekend!

A New Face
This is a friend and he is BRAND NEW to fubar.....YAY....we all like new faces!!! Please stop by and rate/fan/add him please. He only has one pic right now but will be putting more up so for now just help him get some friends started!! THANKS ALL.....LUV YA & HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND!!! MUAHHSSSSSSSSSSS True Felt Heart@ fubar

All Better
Well for those of you who have read my previous blog.....EVERYTHING IS GOOD again. I guess it just stemmed from the both of us being tired, sleep deprived and whooped from working all week. We talked and its all good now.

If I Was In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops Repost with the title 'If I Was In Your Bed' and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back!!

Friend Of Fubar
I Fu alot.Everyday,on and off all day and I've noticed something I'd like to rant about.I come across alot of profiles with status' that are pretty much begging for rates.There's nothing wrong with that,most people,including myself enjoy having their profile and pictures rated.You look at your live feed and see a string of 10s(or 11s!!) and you get this little rush!"Hey,look at that,So-and-So is spankin me hard!:D" No,what bugs me is the fact that a high percentage of these people feel no need to return the rates they have begged for.Me,I rate for fun,because I know it gets me points,and to help out my friends.And in the case of rating people I don't know,I consider it paying it forward...if they return the love,great-if they dont,hey-I still got some points out of it and maybe got to enjoy some pretty cool pix.And every now and then one of those strangers comes back and rates all my pix or hits me with a bomb or buys me for a trillion dollars(I like those ppl alot,lol!) I think my boy

Im A Newbie
please get ya friends friends to call they friends to message they friends to slap their friends and apologize and tell them to grab their friends an come to my page and add me as a friend!!!! oh yeah.........PLZ

Lil Of This And That
well i found out ya only get one vote per blog no matter how many entries... so i moved the tune lyrics to the stash and made this one... ok so its all about the pointz... but wtf there are some lazy bitch's on here that rate one pic or not even rate at all... so i gotta get what i can any way i can!!!!

Heart Breaking
{repost} I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a

Quiz
BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APPLICATION

Hospital Time
i had the op on monday the 15th had a spinal block was awake thru the op pretty wierd feeling was told the knee was chewed up pretty bad and the next op will be the big one a total knee replacement so i will find out abt the next week when i see the dr post op so will keep u posted abt that one well i must rest now the knee is giving me a bit of pain atm so i seem to be resting heaps bye for now

Help Her She Is Very Sweet
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP HELP I LOST MY LEAD.. THATS WHAT I GET FOR SLEEPING.. BAD ADVICE TO WHOEVER TOLD ME TO GET REST.. LOL (repost of original by 'S*U*P* MIZZ SHADY' on '2007-11-11 16:01:00')

Crimes Of Passion
Crimes of Passion The end of September suddenly changed in Colorado Springs. The hot summer days went directly to a cold rainy climate just as Labor Day passed. The trees changed what seamed like light coming on. From the deep greens of summer to the vibrant colors of fall. The warm breeze had but a cold chill with every breath it gave. Streets and lawns were covered with dark brown sheen of remnants of the decaying oak and maple leaves. Tami awoke around 10 a.m. that Saturday morning. Her head and body ached from the night before. She felt a little hungry but she knew there was no way she could eat anything. The dry cotton taste in he mouth convinced her that he needed a glass of water only. She went into the bathroom and took a big glass and began to take slow but decisive sips. Standing naked in front of the mirror she peered at her eyes. They indicated to her that was indeed a long night before. Stepping into the shower the hot steaming water rushed all over her shapely curv

I Hate Nightmares...
Hello all! If you don't know me very well, then you may not understand this, but I really just need to get it off my chest. I am VERY into dreams. I think that there are sole reasons for them, and I believe they have have a plethora of meaning. I, myself, have dreams just about every night. Usually senseless, until lately anyway. I mean, I usually can't remember the dream the next day. I still think the dream has meaning and I still think it's sufficient, but I feel I remember the dreams that God wants me to remember. I've been having happy dreams lately about someone who has become very close to me. Granted, he's my fubar hubby, but anyway moving on. My dream last night started off with my little brother Richard and me entering a pretty dangerous contest. The contest was to swim into a cave and risk getting our hands eaten off by some weird animal, to get whatever was hidden behind these animals. It wouldn't have mattered if a glut of people showed up, they would all ge

I have met so many really good people on Fubar! Unfortunately I will have to be offline for about a month or so. My grandson, Jayden Sage was born Sept 11th, and my son and his wife had the papers in process to adopt him. CPI stepped in and said since it was an out of state adoption they needed more, so here I am at 54 being a foster mother to a newborn! I already have a 4 yr old daughter I adopted at birth, so my time and finances are stretched now. KY is giving my son such a bad time with all this that he is thinking of getting out of the military for a year so he can get Jayden quicker, which I have to say I am a little happy about. He has been in the Army for almost 7 yrs, has deployed twice to Iraq and is being deployed in Jan to Afganistan. His own son was 8 months before he ever got to hold him! Any way, (boy do I ramble) to all the awesome ppl I have met on here, I will miss u all but will be back! MWAHHHHHHHHHH

Very Important
As I read the bullentins and having been a victim myself,it saddens me tremendously to know that a little angel is going thru this, that is why this is especially important to me to get the message out...PLEASE send prayers, love and support to Laura. A few kind words and support goes a long way...Lets show her that we here on fubar really care about our friends and are willing to share, help and give all the support we can....Hugs M'Lady Tina Ladymoose760~President/Recruiter of the Quiet~Angels@ fubar

Nutty
will here is a little about me im a single dad with a 4yr old son i support him try and bring him up with plz and thank you and try and teach him that everything in life is important i lost my father 3yrs ago and hurt me bad i ended on the drink and nearly lost my son i have been to the gutter and now on the way up. i keep my life and my son life simple and no complications in it i dont like been lied to or s??? on. my son is my life and that is the way. i have a heart of gold and do things for other people and thats the way i like it. i play football,ruby with my son take him to football matchs and ruby games. all i am looking for is friendship at the moment. Will if something happens on here then i have to thing that if i got hurt then my son would but if it felt right then i would have to tell my son why dad has someone in his life i dont lie to him and he knows what the truth is and what a lie is and thats how i have brought up my son.well that is a bit about me if you dont like it

Top 10 Reasons Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. And the #1 reason... 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!

Time To Sto And Thinh
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.

The Biker
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that

Emily Gilliland
hey folks im new at this so i'll be short and sweet with you folks this blog is new to also so im gonna say this and please undrstand it ok emily&austin are happily married and if anybody gets in between us we will take names and kick some major ass!!!!!!

Firearms Refresher Course
Taken from another mailing list I am on.... interesting thoughts.... 'Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.' ~ Thomas Jefferson (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly!) FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt: The original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the

Events
I went to the SC State Fair yesterday with some of my closest friends (Guy, his mother, Karen, and her sister Kris). We left out at 9am and arrived at the fairgrounds around 11am along with hundreds of other people. We got through the ticket lines relatively easy and within minutes I was at the fair with my ride-for-free bracelet around my wrist. Now, I went to the fair this year with three goals in mind: to eat a carmel apple, to ride as many rides as possible, and to have fun. Within an hour of being there, I had a delicious carmel apple in my tummy. Of course, later in the day, it was followed by vanilla/chocolate swirled ice cream in a waffle cone, a philly cheesesteak, lemonade, and Diet Coke (gotta watch my weight - hehehehe). So, mark that one off my list. Ask those who went with me and they'll tell you that I was riding nearly everything in sight. Avoiding the kiddie rides, I went straight for the rides with names like Inverter, Spider, Swing Tower, and Fireball.

Birth Control
PASS THIS ON EVEN IF YOU DO NOT USE IT Recently this past week, my cousin Nicole Dishuk (age 31...newly grad student with a doctoral degree about to start her new career as a Doctor...) was flown into a nearby hospital, because she passed out. They found a blood clot in her neck, and immediately too k her by helicopter to the ER to operate. By the time they removed the right half of her skull to relieve the pressure on her brain; the clot had spread to her brain causing severe damage. Since last Wednesday night, she was battling… they induced her into a coma to stop the blood flow, they operated 3 times… Finally, they said there was nothing left that they could do... They found multiple clots in the left side of her brain… the swelling wouldn't stop, and she was on life support… She died at 4:30 yesterday. She leaves behind a husband, and 2yr old Brandon and 4yr old Justin.. The CAUSE of DEATH - they found was a birth control she was taking that allows you

Misanthropy, Arrogance & Insanity.
So I haven't been on in a LONG time. I have reasons. One being the fact my laptop is a piece of shit and has been 'in the shop' since July. Anyway, when did 'CherryTap' turn into Fubar? Also, soon after my computer died, I decided it would be fun to dye my hair pink. And purple. It's 'super hardcore cool'. :D

Do You Talk To Your Grass?
Can you relate to this scene? It's the weekly ritual, 6:30 am Saturday morning and my neighbor begins. I hear that infernal machine start up, the bladed executioner, his rolling chariot of yard clipping chaos roll out of the storage shed cocoon. Back and forth it sweeps, death in its wake as my neighbor rides blithely on, oblivious to what is going on. Never mind it is Fall here and the grass hasn't grown 1/2 inch since last week. I of course have time to ponder all this because his infernal contraption has no muffler. But then it must blare on to hide the cries below. And so I wonder, does he ever really try to speak to the grass. Has he heard the noble dandelion's plea for life as his machine lops it's radiant head off? Years ago, after rolling the momma of all fatties, I got off my mower, laid down with the lawn, and we communed for hours. Our yard has never been the same since! So I ask have you talked to your grass? For sure that day mine talked to me.

The Sweetest Wedding Ever!!!
That's Right Folks! We're Tying the Knot!Saturday, October 20th 2007Which is also Sweetest Day1pm @ Our Place Myspace GraphicsSimple, Potluck, Hippie WeddingNothing Complicated AllowedYou Know Who You AreYou Know What To Do

My Writings, Rantings And Loves.
Things to know about me- ~I am a mother first and formost. My son is everything to me. ~I am recently married and very much in love. In all, we have been together for almost 5 years. ~I wear mostly jeans and sneakers. I dont care to wear heels, I am tall enough. ~I am here for friends only and will not flirt or post unclothed pics of myself. ~I love modern rock-linkin park, lennon, papa roach, is mostly what I listen to. ~I do not play head games and I do not play dumb. I am myself. ~I am going to college in january. ~If something is not fixed, it bugs the living crap out of me. ~I like people that honest and loyal, I hate meaninless drama and liers. ~I like to read. ~I curse alot. ~I love horses and dogs, espeacially black labs. ~I love a good horror movie, gruesome and gory movie that holds the edge of seat. ~I like the arts-drawing, poetry, photography,paintings and plays. ~I like to watch the rain and love thuderstorms. ~I love dark

The 6 Best Smart Ass Answers Of 2006
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. =20 SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." =20 SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead. " =20 SM ART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Y

Some About Me!
Well I live in my own little world for the most part. I have my friends and family around on a regular basis! I enjoy having fun with them all. I have some friends that I enjoy more than others and we tend to find trouble when together. My kids are old enough to tend to themselves whe I decide to go out. That is something that I have sacrificed for yrs......my having fun. I have basically been single for 9 yrs now! Time for me to let my hair doen some!

Abby
Abby's almost to Level 25!! WOOHOO!!! So she's hosting ONE MORE comment bombing contest to help her get there!! Most comments win! Rates are worth 5 points! Photo theme - your choice! (No nsfw) ~*~ FIRST PRIZE ~*~ 30Day Blast or 3 Month VIP ~*~ SECOND PLACE ~*~ 7Day Blast or 1 Month VIP ***************RULES*************** 1. First Place must receive a minimum of 35,000 points to win. 2. Self-bombing and Bombing Families allowed. 3. Contest starts Wed Oct17 8:00pm CST 4. Contest ends Wed Oct24 8:00pm CST 5. ALL ENTRIES MUST HAVE at least 300 comments by end of first contest day (midnight) to remain in the contest. No Exceptions! If you'd like to enter, send your photo to... Abby ~*~Screw the roses, Give me the thorns~*~@ fubar PLEASE REPOST!!! Those of you on her friends list will receive a fu-gift for reposting. Thank you! "Jump Around" gif courtesy of misterfeet@ fubar Thank you, misterfeet!!

Zack Attack
I'm very excited and happy now, I've been chatting with this woman online for about 3 & 1/2 years, she has finally given up on this Bob guy that has broken her heart and kept her hanging. He married one he said he didn't even like, or her kids; he was fucking around with another the whole time, it's men like this that give all of us bad names. (stupid fucker) But better for me! She is extortionate! She's talented, intelligent, very Hot! and I'm falling in love with her. Look out Cherie' I'm coming for you love!

Men Are Never Depressed...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Hi Every One
hey im all new to this site, i heard about it and thought i'd come check it out, I live in b.c canada with my boyfriend whom i love veary much and im just on here looking to meet new friends to hang out, and chat with.

My Blog1
Well I am pretty new at this website. Its looks very appealing. Which is a very good thing.. So far I got my twin brother to join, an he so not kool... He's a pastor so he has always been kept to himself. A very serious person.... Way to serious. As for me I was once a pastor. Then it all begin to take a toll on me. I am single. I do have children who doesn't live with me. An they all want me to come back home an preach again. They all said that wat I am suppose to do an that wat makes me happy... But I am not happy... I miss my wife.... She passed away last yr.... An its hard for me to fall in love again.. I want someone who can understand my condition of being physical... who can love me for who i am not wat i am.. but I guess someday I will be lucky enough to find that right Queen for me...

Leaving October 25
HEY MY FELLOW FUFRIENDS, IM LEAVING FOR BASIC AND AIT TRAINING OCTOBER 25, JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IM LEAVING IN CASE U WERE WONDERING NOT THAT ANYONE CARES LOL. BUT I THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THE RATES... ILL CHECK MY FUBAR ACCOUNT WHEN EVER I CAN BUT THE EARILIEST ILL BE ABLE TO CHECK IT IS WHEN I GET OUT OF BASIC I BELIEVE....TAKE CARE HAVE FUN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE OR AT LEAST BE GOOD AT IT LOL.......PEACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Waiting
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked up when she says, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he has his entire hand in, when she says moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy puts both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands..." commands the girl. "I can't", says the guy. The girl looks at him and says "See, I told you I had a tight pussy!".

3 Month Vip/30 Day Blast
Repost for me please...It is a sticky bulletin right now... PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar Peggy Sue is having a Halloween Ho-Down…If you are a Fu-Ho and you are down, then you can enter. You pick the pic contest but it cannot be a NSFW pic. Halloween oriented pics are ok but not required. I will start the contest once I have 20 entrants. Don’t enter unless you have friends and ppl to back you and bomb you. If you don’t have 200 comments by the second day you will be deleted. If you don’t have 500 comments by the third day you will be deleted. Inactive bombers will be deleted. LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST

To My Friends
Hi y'all, I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own. Bless you all, -Tequila http://mysite.verizon.net/angelheart13/

Happy Hour
This is the most amazing person I have met!! She helps everyone out and now its time we return the love. She has family members in contests right now and has not asked for any help from us in finishing up this Happy Hour giveaway!!! That is what I call awesome.... Please click and go leave as many comments as you can......I don't care if its only one each and every one helps!!! Thanks in advance.....I have the very best friends anyone could ask for!!! Muahhhhssss and have a great weekend......

My First Ticker
Thanks to Freedom isn't free for hosting the contest and to all my friends that helped me get third place to win my ticker. I am so greatful to have Pussay, Brown Eyes, Sharon, Kittycat and Rockin for helping me in my contest if I missed anyone I am sorry. Couldn't really say all that in my ticker but if you see it thanks everyone. Glad to have ya'll as my friends love ya'll Bitchy Babygirl FireFighter's Wife Free Graphics & Comments Codes Satisfaction.com Free Comment Codes

Happy Birthday
Part 1 of 3 I walk into the room, me carrying her in my arms. there are many candles on the bedside; no other sources of light. the room smells of vanilla. I approach the bed, covered with soft silky sheets. I lay her down on the bed.. shes wearing a tight white tanktop and tight ass blue jeans. I lay down beside her as we start out slowly, not rushing things. I start to rub her thighs while she caresses my back. I can feel my cock getting slightly hard at her touch. I can feel her using her long fingernails now.. I start to get goosebumps. she slips her other hand up my shirt and massages my chest. Sliding my hand from her thighs to her tummy, and then I lift up the bottom of her shirt and put my hand in, still rubbing her stomach. I continue; my lips moving from her lips to her neck. she moans slightly... she works her hand down slowly past my chest, stomach and finally reaches my pants. she unbuttons them and glides her hand in slowly and gently rubs my cock. My cock starts to get

Zz Top Concert
http://eventful.com/events/evansville/music-zz-top-and-travis-tritt-tickets-/E0-001-006290026-6 Here is the story. My niece is getting married next weekend in Tennessee, I took my daughter shopping today for a nice dress to wear to the wedding. (im old school and believe dresses are the proper attire for Weddings , Church, Funerals, ballets) Yes I know its 2007 and people wear anything they want anywhere :) but like I said I'm old school. Well after several stores we could not find a dress for her. We did find a nice dressy pant and top that She will look very beautiful in . When I got back home the couple from next door came over and wanted to know if I wanted to go to see ZZ TOP in concert, they had tickets and gave them to me FREE. Travis Tritt opened for ZZ TOP glitter-graphics.com The concert was great, it has been along time since I have been to one. I am hoping my good luck that I have had today holds out and the lottery tickets I bought will be winn

Empathy--- What Is It???
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of

Lounges
join my lounge SO COME AND CHECK US OUT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND YOU COULD BE ENJOYING SOME UNFORGETTABLE FORBIDDEN PLEASURES. ALL THE PEOPLE IN HERE ARE THE FRIENDLIEST ON CHERRY TAP. YOU COULD BE LISTENING TO THE FASTEST GROWING STATION ON THE INTERNET AND HAVING FUN WITH THE IN CROWD. DON'T BE SHY WE ARE ALL OUT TO HAVE A BLAST. COME AND ENJOY THE FRIENDLIEST CROWD AND ATMOSPHERE. YOU KNOW IT IS THE THING TO DO Join this one 2

On My Way To Washington State
I am here at the akron-canton airport at 12:48 pm ohio time I do not leave on my flight until 6:38 am.. I had to take the ride I could find since the person who promised to take me to the airport backed out at the last minute today.. I was really upset to the point I wanted to call my sick aunt in washington state and tell her i was not coming but my loving husband had faith in me, the faith I did not have in myself to find another ride.. I am so very thankful to one of my co-workers who took the time after work tonight to help me out.. I am so very greatful to her and so pissed at the one who let me down.. I know my co-worker/friend does not come on to fubar so I wil find a way to get her a gift from washington just to show her how much I apprecaited her help today.. I am also planning to show my very loving husband how much love I have for him also when I get home so my most wonderful husband n_b_k I love you and I will call you every night see you soon.. love always your soft

Whats On My Mind
Ughh I am so annoyed with some people here that view, your profile, pics, stash or whatever and don't comment or don't rate I mean what is the point???? If you are gonna take the time to look you might as well rate while you are at it!! ARghh gettin on my freakin nerves LOL! LMFAO! I am feelin a li bitchy. STOP lurking it is creepy!!!!

You Might Be A Golddigger If.....
You may be a Golddigger if… 1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem. 2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone bought them for you as a gift. 3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are dating. 4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition. 5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you. 6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay o

Graveyard Of Thedarkshadow
Through the mists and the biting frost, a dark shadow walked the same steady route every night. The only graveyard in the area, which had been there for hundreds of years, was kept on the outer edge of town hidden behind a small wood but spanning tens of acres. The same silent path through the woods and into the garden of stone. She had come here every night for years. She felt like she knew every person that now slept peacefully in the field of granite and marble. She thought she could feel the spirits watch her stroll by and she knew that they were glad for the company. The night was almost completely dark, but the moon had began to wax anew. The frost in the grass crunched lightly under the trudging of her high leather boots. The wind crept smoothly around the statues of saints and angels and wound its way around obelisks and sepulchers. The shadowed girl hugged her long leather coat close to her body to keep out the wind's sting, her long wool scarf drifted behind her like a black

Catwoman Halloween Costume
Catwoman Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! There are a lot of halloween costumes that you can wear to impress this season. You can go as a witch, a superwoman, a wonder woman, a pumpkin or you can also go as a Catwoman. Creating a catwoman halloween costume is easy. Just picture yourself as a catwoman first. Then find the required materials to make yourself a catwoman halloween costume. Do not forget the eyes. Get yourself catseye contact lenses and look like a true catwoman. Do not forget to walk like a cat and also make cat noises to get noticed. There are other superhero costumes that you can try and if you do not get the mood to become one of these, get yourself a nice halloween t-shirt and wear it. catwoman halloween costume, catwoman halloween dress, cat woman halloween costume, catwoman costume, catwoman dress, catwomen halloween costume, catwomen halloween dress, superhero hallowee

Roses
Meaning of Color of Roses: - Red Sincere Love & Respect, Courage & Passion Send red roses to convey the message of your passionate love for that someone; saying "I love you" - Pink Grace and Gentility, the rose of sweet thoughts. Send deep pink roses to show your appreciation & gratitude; saying "Thank you" Send light pink roses to convey admiration and sympathy - Yellow In the Victorian times, yellow roses meant jealousy. But today, they signify friendship, joy, gladness and freedom, the promise of a new beginning. Send yellow roses to brighten up someone's day; to congratulate your friends and loved ones during Joyous occasions. - White Spiritual love & Purity, the rose of confession, the bridal rose; "You are heavenly", "I am worthy of you" Commonly used as traditional bridal bouquet during weddings to symbolize a happy love. You can nevertheless use them to convey the message of "You are heavenly, I miss you" - Lavender Love at firs

Passion What A Turn On
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Quiz
what charmed sister are you? You are most like Piper halliwell!The real leader of the charmed trio of witches well since the eldest sister Prue died anyway. Because of Prues death Piper turned from middle and mellow sister to the eldest sister with the weight of the world on her shoulders. Piper has long straight brown hair, dark brown eyes and a curvaceous figure.Piper committed her life to the protection of the innocent from evil through no choice of her own it was something she inherited along with her sisters and when she was young she fought against her powers now having learnt it is her responsibility she relishes them and is one powerful witch. Her powers include: molecular combustion (blowing things up) and time freezing which she enables through the flick of her fingers. The charmed sisters could not manage without Piper, for she both freezes the demons and blows them up. As well as this she the natural leader, the most responsible and the most organised. As well as

Band Or Broke
Hey all, i'm a metal minded musician who wants to get a band together. What i'm lookin for are serious individuals that want to make this happen. I need a lead guitarist, bassist and drummer. 1 stipulation...1 of the 3 needed must sing. LOL

Halfway There!
We are halfway to our 30 person limit on the HH Contest! See the Lip Lovers Contest Blog if you would like to enter! It wont be long before we get this party started, so make sure you have your back-up ready! Any questions? Fu-mail me! Mwah!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm
boo boo boo angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar testin it out lmfao $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar

12 Types Of Women To Avoid
1- Miss Feminist This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises." Avoid her at all costs. 2- Miss Take She's out for your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks

Pen-pals
ADAM is a VERY solid bro to me. He is interested in some pen-pal correspondence (FEMALES ONLY). Any women interested can contact me (KouBoi) for more information. I will require you to send a letter to me (proving you are serious), which I will forward to him. He will choose who he wishes to reply back to. A 4X6 photo is encouraged, but be sure there is no nudity, drugs, alcohol, or obscene gestures (middle fingers, ect.). I will explain more upon inquiries.

I Miss My Friends
I haven't been on here that long but i have made some really awesome friends.There are a couple that I am worried about and you know who you are I just really miss talking to you.Wondering how your doing?Please drop me a line to let me know how your doing.And I want to meet up with 1 very special friend but they aren't talking to me right now.I made them mad i guess.I just felt like rumbling.luv and kisses stormy

Biggest Fear In Life???
what are your biggest fears in life,,,not day to day stuff,,,like getting hit by a bus ,,,,,but life long fears,,,day you die sort of stuff,,,u know,,,not having a family,,,doing or saying something,,,curing an illness,,,discovering eternal youth,,,,,come on ,,,,what really scares you....

A Lil About Me
Name :HOLLYNick Name :HOLLYWOODBirthdate :9-2-62Birthplace :MICHIGANCurrent Location :CANTON MIEye Color :GREENHair Color :AUBURNHeight :5'6" Weight :NOT SUREPiercings :2Tatoos :NOT YETBoyfriend/Girlfriend :NOPEVehicle :CAROverused Phrase :LOLFAVORITESFood :GRILLED LEMON PEPPER CHICKENPub/Disc/Restaurant :MEXICAN FIESTACandy :CHOCOLATE...mMMMMMMNumber :7Color :PURPLEAnimal :SNAKEDrink :CROWN ROYAL & CHERRY PEPSIBody Part on Opposite sex :CHEST & BUTTPerfume :KARMALATV Show :NONEMusic Album :HINDERMovie :PRETTY WOMANActor/Actress :ADAM SANDLER & SANDRA BULLOCKThis or ThatPepsi or Coke :PEPSI...CHERRYMcDonalds or BurgerKing :BKChocolate or VanillaCHOCOLATEHot Chocolate or Coffee :HOT COCOAKiss or Hug :BOTHDog or Cat :DAGRap or Punk :ALL KINDSSummer or Winter :WINTERScary Movies or Funny Movies :FUNNYLove or Money :LOVE... IF IT EXISTSYOUR...Bedtime :WHEN I GET THEREMost Missed Memory :OLD FRIENDS PASTBest phyiscal feature :EYES, BUTT & LEGGSFirst Thought Waking Up :DO I HAVE TO?Ambition

Why Sunday Nights Stink
Why Sunday Nights Stink, or How We try to Escape Depression Link to article below.... (just want to note I didnt write this but due to having depression myself I am very familiar with these feelings!) by Deborah Gray Sunday, June 24, 2007 Why is Sunday night the cruelest night of the whole week to a person with depression? You would think that all nights would be bad with depression, which is basically true. But I think, without a doubt, Sunday nights are the worst. I remember that when I was depressed, Sunday nights seemed like the absolute pit of despair. They were even worse, in some ways, than Monday morning. The cause boiled down to one thing: escapism. If you work or go to school, weekends are, for the most part, the only time you can use escapism to, well, escape from depression. Everyone has their favorite ways to mentally escape from the world. Over the years I utilized several types of escapism to help me forget about my depression. At the

Life Hurts
Not amazed :[ Unhappy But it came As No Really Shock. I guess thats life. He Knows he Lied :[ He Should Also know That, I'm no Longer For him.. I Wish Him The Best Truly i Do. I Hope hes as Happy As I Am. Good Luck to you :]

Stab And Twist
Deception crawls into my nervous system, tormenting me for days and days, it's so much more than just a message. I see all the lies and fabrications, things have been done for selfish reasons, I can be selfish too, no longer happy with any of this, I'm sorry a friendship has ended.

Add Yourself To Diddy's Pimpout
WELCOME TO THE ALL NEW PIMP MY FU! Here's YOUR chance to be PIMPED!I wanted to do this so we can all participate in something instead of being classified or grouped with others. All you have to do to join the PIMP MY FU Train is add yourself to the bottom of the list!And the Pimp Out starts with... ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar ... and then we chugg aluug on with 2 of my Atlanta friends... ConcreteAngel@ fubar ÐïÐÐ¥ Äkå Öþïê@ fubar GinnyTheTool@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Club Fantasia Owner^ -=Breath Taker=- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar *Kerry*Flaws Girl For Life*Owner Of Club Fantasia**Too Raw*@ fubar ♥ §kÿlar © ♥@ fubar ... then you add yerself but dont be tha Caboose! FU CHUUUUUUUUU! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PIMPOUT SOOO.... CLICK HERE: http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3895193617

Can I Get Your #
Name:_____________ Number:_______________ Best time to call: __________ text messaging (yes or no) _________ phone service __________ I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

My Pictures
Most of my folders I have set to private. Im so sick of all this NSFW bullshit. Most of my pics have been marked now. I have found another site I like and it doesn't matter what pics you put up. If it wouldn't be for the few friends I have made on here. I probably would have already deleted my account by now. This shit is F**ked up. And I thought we was all adults on here. I guess some of us still need to grow up!!!! Now you have to be on my family list to see my pics!

Who Wants To Marry Me On Fubar
This is called CHERRYTAP MARRIAGE!(aka fubar) The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your CherryTap Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"

Moveing Soon
I am moveing the 17th of this month. When I get to my new place I will not be on here for awhile. I will miss all of my close friends on fubar. I am hoping to get everything going very soon that way i can see all of you people soon. I will not have a computer for a few but hopefully very soon.. I am sorry about all this but i would love for peeps to still fan,add, an rate me! i will return the love as soon as i get back on here. To my closest friends that i have numbers an things for i will call u as soon as i get a phone. You all know who i am talking about.. They are peeps i talk to all the time on here or in yahoo. I will miss all of you until i get back remember to show love an sign my guest book also. LOVE MY FUBAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!

Drunk Dialing!
Rules for Drunk Dialing 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to you to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this same ex a

Songs I Like
[Montell] I called you on the phone To see if you was at home alone Somethin' just ain't right Tell me, where were you last night? You were supposed to be with me And I paged your ass around 10:33 You didn't even call me back Now tell me, baby, what up wit that? Now you told me you need A man like me from the streets Remember when I was tossin' That ass on 4th and Slawson You said I was everything you want And now all the condoms that I bought I gotta box 'em up for the next one Cuz you just wanna flex and have your fun, baby [Coolio] You wanna play those games Thought you was dealin' wit a flea But you're dealin' wit a G You better recognize the C, double O, L I'm down wit Montell (how you livin' homie?) I'm livin' kinda swell I thought you was the one, yeah I thought you was my baby Now I see through your games And I know you're tryin' to play me So you can put your pumps on and get your rump on Cuz your hump ain't that strong Well, you can have my L

John... I Miss Him
Wow, it's only been since the 6th of September since I've talked to him, and the 12th of September since hes been overseas. I miss him so much... every day that goes by, I'm reminded that hes not here, that i cant pick up the phone and call him.. that I can't get in my car and drive to see him. August 2008 is when he's supposed to return from Iraq. What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to get through this? The man that I love with all of my heart and soul is over in harms way fighting for our country, and I don't even have communication with him at the moment. I can't stop thinking about him, I can't stop remembering how it feels to touch him, to kiss his lips, to fall asleep in his arms and wake up with him in the morning. *sigh* I've never gone through something like this before..... I'm not a military wife, or girlfriend, I'm not on a base or around a base where I have others that are going through the same thing I am. I'm just here, in my new life, in a new town wh

Relationships.
Hi there friends it has been a good long while sence my last blog soo here goes 1 that I have had to deal with and of course alot of you also . I made a friend 1 day on yahoo name with with held of course and yes shes female her and I use to hang out alot when I had my cam on my old home comp before I got my laptop we use to do voice chats at times she even had my cell she was a cool friend nothin ever came serious between us just friends soo she finnaly met a guy who took her to the prom that was all ok the real problem is that afterwards they got together. Now the hard stuff soo they hung out some and all at times she sent me pix via cell or sent me messages via yahoo let me know that she had a man and all and they was tryin to make things happen and all ok thats fine and dandy no probs about 2 weeks ago I sent her a message via cell sayin. I hope you 2 are doin ok and all is well about 10 mins later not sure if it was her or him most likely it was him pretending to be her s

Fake Profiles.
Hi there well here we are the second yr on this site who ever dreamed up the name fubar had to be drunk or stoned lol lol because when you search for this you can only pick it up by way of going threw cherry tap of course and I think we all agree cherry tap was better the name was better the site it self was better this 1 has way to many probs our profiles half the time are a mess some of us like me have lost out music and whats even worse is that some idiot marks some of our pix NSFW why and for what when you can see a guy at 3am in the morning with a fake default pic of him naked and his stuff stickin straight up in the air like hes been on viagra for 24 hours. lol lol I have noticed im sure you have too there has been alot more men on the site of later and some of them are posting fake profiles with girl pix for a default pic you can tell easy by the profile pic or even the lil pic box he has because theres only 1 pic and most of the time its some pretty girl and the rest of the

My Dream Lover
My Dream Lover . . . Beneath the soft glow Of the moon tonight, I dream of you As this fantasy takes flight . . . Your kiss is carried To me from afar As I make countless wishes Upon a star . . . A breeze gently blows In the night air. While I imagine your fingers Tangled in the length of my hair . . . Moonlight caresses Upon my skin; This is my undoing ~ Then I begin To shiver As my body quivers In an ever growing need. . . To my mind's logic I no longer take heed. Longing to feel You in my arms Will you succumb To all my charms? My body's on fire With this burning desire As passion consumes me I'm on the brink of ecstasy Wanting fulfillment Desperately needing release Won't you answer my heart's plea? . . . Oh Please. . . Come unto me. . . © E.A. Brown ~ 2007

Verily.....
When thou dost come unto me and beseech me, saying, "Verily, do I request of you a good paddling," then surely I will grant unto thee a good paddling. During the period of the paddling, thou shalt not say unto me "What was that, a mosquito?", nor compare thy paddling to the flight of any other insect, or any creeping thing upon the earth, be it a moth, or a caterpillar; nor draw any likeness between the instrument of thy paddling and the feathers of the birds above; for surely shalt thy paddling grow mighty and endless, and welts shall be upon thy backside for four and thirty days. And in those days when thou art being flogged, thou shalt not giggle and wag thy ass in a taunting manner, nor squirm and attempt to escape when the flogging becomes greater for it, for then wilt thou be cast into bondage, so that thine ass will no longer be able to wiggle, nor shalt thou be able to squirm. Thou shalt not speak with thy mouth full, though moaning is okay. Neither shalt thou allow th

If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

"i Had The Balls To Take This, Do You?"
Most surveys are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, let's see what kinda balls ya got!!!Oh and notice - NO numbers are missing!1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?12. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done?none3. Ever been cheated on?Yes4. Ever paid for sex?No5. Ever been married?Yes6. Ever been divorced?yep7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position?doggy style8. Do you own any guns?Yes9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?No10. Ever been in rehab?No11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?Nope12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar?no13. Truthfully… size matters?It shouldn't14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?Nope15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?never really thought about it16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?No17. How many states have you lived in?318. How many coun

My Kissing Spot Is ........!
MY KiSSiNG SPOT iS ........! Libra : Under a tree. Sagittarius : in the bathroom Taurus: On the trampoline. Capricorn :.In the hot tub Aquarius : .In The Elevator Aries : in a poool! Pisces : On The Kitchen Table. Gemini : Under the stars. Virgo : In a car. Leo : On the beach. Scorpio : Everywhere. Cancer : In the rain.

Friends With Benefits
There's at PROBABLY at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you or sleep with you or some shit.So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits". The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours".If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".SCARED? LOLREPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship, single, or whatever. this is for fun, it is just for fun. don't get yer undies in a bunch over it.

What's Your Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Shit Happens
# Taoism: Shit happens. # Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." # Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. # Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? # Hinduism: This shit has happened before. # Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. # Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible. # Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel. # Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. # Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. # Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. # Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. # Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. # Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another. # Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another. # Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. #

Jamielee
OMG! This past week-end I got to go out to Ennis to watch the Drag Races. I have always watched them on TV and enjoyed it .... BUT I swear watching it in person is orgasmic. I am so stuck and in LUV. I can't wait to go back. I had never been to see live racing and I am hooked for life now. The sounds are wonderful, the smell is so awesome, and the feel as the cars go by gives you goose bumps and makes you shiver. We stood at the fence for the 2nd part of the races. It was even better - you can feel the heat from the cars & the ground move, and the smell hits you sooner ... AWESOME. Like I said in LUV !!!!! The season is over at the end of the month so I'll have to wait till Feb 08 to go again .... that sucks. For anyone that likes to feel speed & power you will totally understand this -- if you don't then you have NO IDEA what you are missing. The best way to descibe it is it's a sexual experience. If you have never been you REALLY need to go, If you have been then you get it co

Heaven/hell Through The Eyes Of A Student
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT : The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that

My Friend Wrote This And I Love It
you wont be his first, his last or his only. He's loved before,he will love again, But if he loves you NOW,what else matters? He is not PERFECT, and neither are you. The two of you will never be PERFECT,but if he makes you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being HUMAN and making MISTAKES.... Hold on to him and give him all you got. He is not going to quote poetry, hes not going to be thinking about you every moment,but he will give you apart of him that he know's you can break. Don't hurt him,Don't change him, Don't expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy, Cry when he makes you sad and miss him when he's not there. ~annoyomous~ ~~*~~

Your Kinky Turn On???
What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Biting When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92% Chains/Handcuffs92% Bondage67% Blind Folds33% Blood33% Whips25%

What Is Your Sexual Style???
What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Hot You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Soft100% Hot100% Violent100% Exciting88% Sweet75% Wet63% Shy50% Awkward38%

Which Horror Killer Are You???
Which Horror Killer are You?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Pinhead You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Michael Myers90% Pinhead90% Jigsaw80% Hannibal Lecter80% Jason Voorhees70% Freddy Krueger60% Leatherface60% Buffalo Bill60% Captain Spaulding50% Candyman20%

Are We Really As Equal As We Should Be?
ARE WE REALLY AS EQUAL AS WE SHOULD BE? All humans are born equal. It doesn't matter who your parents are, what race you are, what gender you are, or what afflictions you are born with. In fact, we are all born with some affliction or another. Some are just more obvious and visible than others. No one is perfect--perfectly imperfect, maybe; but no one is ever one hundred percent perfect. We are all born needing food, water, love, support, and stimulation. Even though we like to think we all have certain human rights, we really dont. Human rights are a set of rules--guidelines, so to speak--which were made up in order to protect people from each other. Ever notice that human rights seem to differ from region to region? Thats right. The set of rules vary by area. Such human rights as freedom of speech, right to abortion, right to choose religion, sexual orientation practices, are different all over the world. In reality, eqaulity is not automatically given. It is

Why We Don't Smile At 2am
Ok yall, I will keep this one short sweet and to the point. Why is it when yall dial 911 at 2-3am you expect everyone responding to help you to always be happy and exstatic to see you. I am constantly being told by people that when EMS arrives at the door at night they are never in a good mood or may ot be quite as nice as expected. Well folks let me give you an insight into our brains....WE ARE HUMAN. Now put yourself in our shoes its 2am you have been running all day and yet another call comes in waking you from your 2min nap to risk your life running lights and sirens cross town, through the weaving and careening morons to finally arrive at a house you have been to ten times before. Oh wait the fun doesn't stop there because now its time to play the guessing game. (Thats right yall called us but god forbid you be able to tell us why) So now after 20 mins of questions and drunken answers we arrive to the conclusion that you have no idea why you called so we start treating for a

Brew Thought On Definition Of A Man
BREW Has been thinking this one over . and in my profile it states , don't ask to see " MY NSFW PICS Their For Me And My Man " Hello what part of the short bus are you's on , other than 1 Horney 2 A Horn Dawg 3 Or Just Plain Asshole 4 I say " Read My Profile " 5 I get the same Shit Why Can't I Then Go Back And read Again All Of the Above , If Not Press 1 for English 6 I said No Leave It At No Have A Good Day & Evening Brew

Marriage
>>You have two choices in life:You can stay single and be miserable,or get > >>married and wish you were dead. > > At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." > >> > >> > >> > >>A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:"Husband Wanted".Next day she > >>received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing:"You can have > >>mine." > > When a woman steals your husband,there is no better revenge than to > >>let her keep him. > >> > >> > >> > >>A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. > > A little boy asked his father,"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father > >>replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." > > A young son asked,"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africaa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." > >> > >>Then there was a woman who said,"I neve

Funny Things
This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. > > > > > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down > > UNTIL you have answered the question! > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple > > things in an overly complicated way. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Hamc Oakland!
OCTOBER 27TH @ 8PM AT THE OAKLAND CLUBHOUSE 4010 FOOTHILL BLVD OAKLAND, CA 94605 $20 DONATION AT THE DOOR. COME IN COSTUME, CASH PRIZES FOR BEST PIMP, COSTUME, HO COSTUME AND BEST PIMP AN HO COUPLE!

Lessons In Insobriety
The best summary was perhaps given by our friend and designated driver, when my wife and I awoke at her house at 11:00 am after crashing the night previous: “Jesus Christ you guys were annihilated – I’m surprised your fucking alive today.” Earlier last week, I had come across something I’d never seen before. Something novel, adventurous, and full of intrigue. It goes by the name of Chocolate Vodka. “Nummy,” I thought, and grabbed it for the weekend. For a while, as I was putting on make up and waiting for the layers of latex to cure, I drank it mixed with Starbucks peppermint dark chocolate mocha. Again – nummy! I found that I could increase my inebriation by continuing to add vodka to the coffee bottle as I drank to coffee down – and then, while in the car (eeks!), to drink straight from the vodka. We arrived at club Void in time for me to see the last of Stone 588’s set. I said “hi” to a couple people. The rest of my spotty memory is of my vomiting in

Sex Survey
whats ur name? Jewell where were u born? at a hospital whats ur fav body part on a gurl? There tongue whats ur fav. body part on a guy? ass are u bi lesbian or gay? do you like porn? who doesn't do u like to play with ur self or with a partner? With a partner or maybe him watching do u like it ruff or smooth? a little of both slow or fast? both what type of sex do u like? any and all!!! what do u like in a girl/guy? tongue! would u ever try new things with them if they asked? I am always up for new things if they asked u to shot a porn film , would u or not? I have a home video for my eyes only! would u ever talk dirty to them even when ur apart?(the phone): I love talkin dirty over the phone would you ever bring toys in the bedroom? what type? I have a few now do u like likin pussys or sucking cocks? sucking cocks WHEN IS THE LAST TIME U HAD SEX? I am not telling DID U USE A CONDOM? HAVE U EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM? yes OUTSIDE? yes IN A CA

Its Only Been 2 Years
And it still hurts like its just happening today... God I love her, and I miss her with every breath that she takes, my grandmother was an amazing person, an amazing lady, and an TRUE lady in every sense of the word..... Rest in peace grandmother, and always know that you are loved, missed and needed in our lives still!

Kinky????
this makes me kinky: I have a silver metal vibrator (it was a gift) and I like it when he's in the back and its in the front at the same time--does this make me kinky? It hurts a little but makes the sex sooo much fun for me.

Given
Thank you my creator for this beautiful day, my wonderful Angels and awsome friends, help me to touch the lives of the people I come in contact with in a helpful way, give me the understanding to listen when needed and speak only the truth and forgive me if my opinion hurts someones feelings, each day is a gift that you have Given...

The Search For Work
Well, I lost yet another job last week. Luckily I got a new one only a day later, but the pay sucks. I work at a gas station from 10:45pm to 5:00am and I only make $6.00/hr. I'm still looking for a better paying job.

Guys
CUTE-O-METER (Come on God help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter

My New Computer
Hi friends , I've been saving my money for a new computer , so I finally broke down today , went to Best Buy and bought myself a new computer :) Here's pictures I just took of it (also put them in my photos )

Contest Start Date Announcement
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 2, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! If you haven't entered yet, and would like to, please fumail me with the pic you would like to use! Mwah!

The Thoughts Of Life Chronicle
I read once that: No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE. No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK. And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE. From those words I see a lot of truth. Through my own personal days on this planet I have found that in my own life, It is only when we make the CHOICE to take a CHANCE and WORK at love do we win at love. So I guess it’s the same thing but just the way it happened to me makes it more profound. I have lost once even though I thought I had put in the work. To my surprise just when love was the strongest it has ever been in my heart I found myself without a CHOICE or a CHANCE to make it WORK. Tell me a bed time story...

The Old Age Of Life
Ever wonder why when women get older, they just get older. With the gray hair and gravity hitting really hard on the body. Then men they just seem to get better looking and more together looking. I mean please, when you got to wear support bras, because gravity hit, and you wonder where those 20 year old boobs went? Then you turn and look at your behind in the mirror and just don't quite remember it being that low before. Some how we got jipped on this aging thing! Heck we had to have the babies, and ruin what body we did have. Then run after them for 18 years + then cook and clean and work a full time job.. Why wasn't it the women who got to be the one.. just doesn't seem fair now does it?

Thanks And Congrats
FIRST THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WANTS TO THANK FADE2BLACK FOR DOING THIS CONTEST. WE LEARNED A GOOD LESSON DOING THIS CONTEST AND WELL BUILD OUR FAMILY BEFORE WE ENTER ANY MORE CONTEST. WE ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH YET AND HAD TO ASK WAY TO MANY FAMILY'S TO HELP. THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, ALLIES AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HELPED. SPECIAL THANKS GO OUT TO THESE FAMILY'S: GIT R DONE REBELS INDEPENDENT BOMBER'S HOUSE OF DOOM WICKED STORM CREW CLUB F.A.R THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO DARK ENIGMA FOR WINNING THE CONTEST. YOU GAVE US A HARD RUN AND MADE US WORK HARD. IF I MISSED ANY BOMBING FAMILY'S THAT HELPED I AM SORRY I MISSED YOU. WE THANK YOU ALSO FOR HELPING.

Wtf
Is it me or does Baby J have a guilt thing going on????.....nah can't be. But if you are checking the dates of the stash you are rating, you have probably rated them before. As a matter of fact, if you rate an entry, go to the next one and then go back to the one you just did, you can do it again...and it says points awarded each time. Has he reset them? Since we can't rate pics is he giving us a "break". Or is the site just still totally screwed up?????

Happy Birthday Part 2 Of 3
Part 2 of 3 I stop and come back up and kiss her again. she then turns me over on my back and now she is on top; I sit straight up and she lifts my shirt above my head; she starts to go down, licking my nipples and stomach on her way. she clutches my cock in her right hand and takes the tip in her mouth, just enough to tickle. I put my hands behind my head.... she then starts to deep-throat my cock; in my head im thinking *God, it feels so damned good*. she grabs the whipped cream and I say out loud with a smile across my face "ooooh yea baby". she sprays a little bit of it on my cock and licks it off. She takes it out of her mouth and starts to come back up; purposely rubbing her tits against my dick; I reach my hands up around her body and pull her body down, closer to mine and we roll over; Im on top now. she is staring into my eyes as she lifts her legs and spreads them widely. my dick finds her tight, wet, pussy and I push gently the first time. she opens her mouth wide

What Instruments Do You Play?
I'll start things off. I play guitar, mandolin, mountain and hammered dulcimer, fiddle, harmonica, pennywhistle and celtic bohdran. I also sing, being classically trained in voice. Mainly I perform bluegrass, but do some old country, Randy Travis, Brad Paisley and the like.

Its Happened
LOL, Just letting everyone know that I just found out this weekend that I'm going to be a grandmother! I'm pretty excited about it. LOL not sure, what to expect but I'm actually looking forward to it. Just hope my ex-husband doesn't try to give me a hard time about it. I think that is about the only thing that I dread. I don't think he has much room to say anything because he hasn't been around for most of our daughters life, she is soon to be 18 and was planning on getting married to her boyfriend when she turned 18 anyways. He is a good guy and she could is not in a bad situation, she is happy and they get along great. I've always been there for her no matter what decisions she makes. This is no different although I did tell her that it was her responsibility to tell her dad that he is going to be a grandfather, that It was not my place. She has just been worried that he will start giving me a hard time and bad mouthing me. LMAO , I told her now worries hun. That is what the OFF but

What Branch Of Service Are You?
Which branch of the Military are you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Marines Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).Marines93% Navy68% Air Force61% Army54% Coast Guard36%

Shut Your Mouth
need love call me baby girls! im gay but love weomons ashfs k ukghklj dgf SL FGKjhjkfhkjd jkfhfLHJL' HJKH uidtuyf dshgfsdjfg dgfakl; fg jhhjdgf jkdlkajspxc qpx wbdpz wjdpoxq jwgriwuriwruowu odwur;q hiehroaj jsfhkd bvysoujfeihfutyosjrfutyhtithetehetehteetegtgetge etgeeg teghtre t teh teh ethe teh kjhf jkhgjkhd jdfh alkuj nkfsh

What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involvedWhat Gender Is Your Brain?

What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

What Is Your Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexiest Picture
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin... 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE " * * NOW THE FUN PART * * 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...

Gold Diggers
this is for all the men who say they are the dying breed the, men that say all women pass them up for the "jerks" (the bad boys that treat women like shit).... well i am here to tell you men your not the only ones who get passed,up lets talk about us women who treat a man like a man and get passed up for the "gold diggers" (women who use men for what they can get and treat them like shit) so instead of saying your a dying breed do something about it and stop passin the ones of us that dont want what your money can buy us, just what comes from inside your not the only dying breed us women are too

For Friends Andallwho Have Came Into My Life
"SITTING ALONE THINKING" I SIT HERE ALONE THINKING ON THE PAST THOSE I HAVE KNOWN THAT ARE NOW GONE FROM MY LIFE AND THE IMPACT EACH HAD ON MY LIFE . MANY SAY THEY DONT HAVE AN IMPACT ON OTHERS. I KNOW THIS IS WRONG CAUSE ALL THAT HAVE CAME INTO MY LIFE NO MATTER HOW SHORTOR LONG OF A TIME HAS HAD AN IMPACT ON ME . I KNOW I AM WHO I AM TODAY CAUSE OFTHOSE WHO HAVE CAME AND GONE FROM MY LIFE AND THOSE STILL HERE TODAY . SO NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SAY I CANT HAVE HAD AN IMPACT ON THAT PERSON THINK ON WHAT YOU KNOW IS TRUE . NO MATTER WHAT WE THINK THERE IS AN IMPACT ON OTHERS SHOWN OR NOT IN THE LIVES WE TOUCH EVEN FOR JUST A BIT . SOME THE HURTS THAT MAKE US STRONGER . SOME WILL SHOW US THE LOVE WE NEED TO CARE FOR OTHERS AND OURSELVES. SO FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TOUCHED MY LIFE KNOW THAT I THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF WHAT MAKES ME WHO I AM TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tequila And Salt!
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 12. I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here than a whole truck load when I'm gone! 13. Good friends are like

Hell Awaits Me
hell awaits me. life has drained me, as i die a little more each day. life is shallow, and all is void. a pennance too all things done in veign. my life is broken my dreams are stolen. and now i am left with all this pain. and hell awaits me.

Gater Stole My Thong!!!
Okay, so its late and I get a phone call from an ex-boyfreind. He wants to meet up and do some catching up on each other [ahem!] Well, he comes to pick me up and we grabs some beers from the local Handy Way. We go and sit at the dock and shoot the breeze, smoke a little, drink a few, listen to some toons. We decide to do some ridin, so we ride around a little while. Soon we end up at the boat ramp near the local bar. As we are sitting on the dock, we can hear the gaters croaking and growling becasue it is gater-matin season. We giggle about this and start getting it on too. Well, we get down hot and heavy, and decide its time to get dressed. He quickly gets dressed, but me being a woman and all, it takes me forever to find all my clothes. I looked around for my panties. My favorite black thong with the laces up the back and leather trim. I looked twice. They were not there.....I asked him if he had them [he would do this.....crazy fool that he is]. I looked

10 Reasons Sex Is Good For You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities

Off Line For A Few Months
Hey all just to say that sorry I haven't been on in a few days but internet has been switched off at home so using a friends comp at min only on to say that due to finacial problems I will most likely be away for a few months. I hope that I can get sorted and be back on in the new year. Love to you all and sorry mum love and miss you loads xxxxxxxx

Still Not Here
I woke up this morning from dreaming of you, I sat at the window and watched the sun rise, a world came awake but my heart was froze, we instant message, there is always the phone, but always inside me I'm lost and alone, without you to hold , there is empty cold, darkness and grey, I live for the moment, our eyes first meet, the touch of your skin, tast your warm lips so sweet, only to be with you makes me complete, I cherish you always with unending love, till we meet baby I'll swallow the tears, fight back the pain of you being, Still Not Here...

Need Something To Get Out Of This Slump
Today I woke up with a headache took some med and went back to sleep, woke up 2 hours later when my alarm went out feeling much worse, I have so much to do today to feel like I am not a falure and I dont need this fucking headache. I need a job and my plan was to leave warly this morning and go to work force and do some major hunting. so I am writing this to tell myself that I have to figure something out to make me do what I need to do even though I feel like shit. I have been starting to fall into depression sleeping more and feeling like i am ugly a total falure and that is not a good state to be in while searching for a job. Note to self YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, AND THOUGH YOU DONT HAVE A JOB YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN UP SO YOU ARE NOT A TOTAL FAILURE. STOP BEEING AFRAID TO DO THINGS THAT YOU ARE SCARED YOU WILL GET REJECTED AND JUST DO THEM. TAKE CARE OF YOUR SELF AND START LOVING YOURSELF A LITTLE.

All Smiles!!!
I am feeling alot better now and back to being ME! I know I will be going through tough times off and on about my mothers passing but I realize that it is all about finding me as for who I am now. I wanted to let ya know I am moving on in the moment and being happy!

Band Girlfriends Guide To Keeping Your Man
BAND GIRLFRIENDS GUIDE TO KEEPING YOUR MAN (by those who know) ================================== -Don't try to be the "manager", do not get involved with band business, that is for the band. -Don't ask his bandmates for relationship advice. -Do Not complain when your (insert holiday here) date gets cancelled because a show has been scheduled. Holidays are no longer yours. Even Valentines Day! ***-It's NOT mandatory that you are at every show.*** -Do not get jelous when your boyfriend talks to groupies. They are the one's buying the CDs and merch, not you, so let them have their time. And remember...you get to go home with him! -Babies don't make men quit bands....especially if you were a groupie. -No, the band does not want you to go on tour with them. Like your going to sleep in the back of a van and eat ramen for 4 months strait!? -Don't make the following introduction: Hi! I'm _____. My boyfriend is in ______. -Don't follow him around at shows like a lo

Whisper
a whisper blows from the southern breeze tingling my neck caressing my body time has show an age of innocence drawn by night devoured by the day shooting through the universe emptiness surrounds me loneliness is a cry a cry for hope as a new morning breaks a whisper blows once again filling my sould with empty promises once again

Women Vs. Girls
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own

If You Really Know Me!!??
Good morning peeps.....this is to see how many people really know me and what I am about....If you know me you know I love TRUE friends and will not be a fake for anyone!! SOOOOooooooo...... This person has shown himself to be a friend and took the time to stop and talk without trying to...well you know.....be a perv!! Please add/fan him since you can't rate.....sucks right??!! Thanks to all of you who take the time to be my TRUE FRIENDS.....I LUV YA.....MUAHHSSSSSSSS:):) Myspace Comments

Children Halloween Costume
Children Halloween Costume Shop for special boys and girls costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Children Halloween Costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century.[1] Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. What sets Children Halloween Costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to

Gloomy Days
Happiness, we all look for it, we long for it and we always love it. Why? Its usually just a few moments and then we're hit with the fact that it'll be over in a flash. Some have it everyday, assholes. I dont remember the last time I was truly happy. I look for it just like others do. I only find it when i'm alone. Able to reason and lie to myself that its real and going to last forever. The one thing I know will make me happy is a million miles away and seems impossible. Circumstances and bad luck will keep me from it. Oh well, this life will be over and the few things and people that made me happy even for a moment will get me through eternity. Wont have to worry about that anytime soon...knock on wood... BTW if u read this and leave me a smartass comment, youll be blocked ..i dont care who u are..u wanted to know what i think about and shit..here it is..

Why ??
Why do men lie?? They tell you everything that you want to hear, totally sweep you off your feet all to find out that everything he told you was a lie.. Do you ever trust him again? You told me that you loved me, You told me that I was everything you needed and wanted, You told me that you were going to stay and grow old with me, You told me even if I tried to push you away you would stay because you loved me to much to let me go, You told me that you wanted a family with me, You told me that you wanted to marry me... So now I am asking you why did you have to lie?? You hurt me very deeply more than I have ever hurt before.. You asked me if I can forgive you, the answer is yes.. Can I ever forget what you did to me and how much you hurt me, the answer is no...

More Stupid People
This morning, as I sat across from some people who are in a position to affect many others lives, I pondered this question; How stupid are these people?! As a MP (Military Police, for the uninitiated) my charge is to Assist, Protect, and Defend any and everyone on my Post. That is my charge and I take it very seriously! We where discussing somethings that had become apparent during the last couple of visits by High Profile individuals. Now this can be a very delicate subject and most be approached with an open mind not to mention a clear understanding of what protecting the populous really means. As the meeting followed it's strict regimental approach, some pencil-necked, over-paid, pompous ass (sorry if I offended anyone in the aforementioned demographic) decided to add something that was not on the agenda. Keep in mind that this usually happens so I was prepared for it. But what I was not prepared for was dim-witted, self-centered that spewed from the hole in his face. Walter R

Please Show Her Sum Luv
TINYTEARS69 PROUD MEMBER OF THE G=SPOTTERS .THE WICKED STORM CREW AND CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar SHE IS GOING THRU A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW AND I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF YOU ALL WOULD SHOW HER SOME LOVE. HER SELF ESTEEM IS VERY LOW . HELP ME BUILD HER UP. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL PERSON. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK PLUS SIZE PEOPLE AREN'T PRETTY BUT THEY ARE WRONG. SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST FRIENDS I HAVE. SHOW HER SOME LOVE. CRAZYMOMMA69

Jangl
ok everyone that wants to know what this thing jangl is, here it goes. from what i understand it is a new thing that is capable of allowing people to call and talk without telling each other their real number. what you do is sign up with your email and give jangl your number then when you get your account set up you will be able to get a local number to call anyone in the world at anytime for free. just find someone that you want to talk to and get their local jangl number for you to call them, and your on your way. hope this thing works for you and lets start talking on jangl.

The Sycobomberz Sqaud
hey everyone, we really need more memberz to join our SycoBomberz Squad.. If want to join plz send a shout out to me or send me a fubar email ok.. If you are really interested.. We have people that needz help on their contest so plz I am begging you plz join today if you want too ok.. we have a yahoo group here iz the link.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SycoBomberz if you wanna be a part of SycoBomberz then come join the group once u r approved plz make sure u fill out the database... and also you will need to edit ur display name to put ~*Member Of SycoBomberz*~

Stuff
Okay, I'm driving to work and I always have to slow down because people like to pull out in front of me like I wasn't there. Then at work, I'm working on something and I get called up front and the two other carryouts are just standing around doing nothing. I'm working on something in the frozen food department and I get called when they could just ask one of the other carryouts who aren't doing anything to do the order. It doesn't make sense. It's like I'm the one getting picked on for no reason. I'm the one doing all the work while they let the other two just stand there and talk and talk and talk. I just so much wanted to go off on everyone.

Short Story
Her name was Leelah, she lived out where the lighthouse stood. She liked living there, where she could watch the ships go by and the waves crash against the rocks below. Overall she was a very simple woman, she hardly went into town, only for supplies. Leelah liked her solitude. She came intotown one afternoon to pick up some supplies and that was when the 4 men had just arrived to work on the lighthouse. What the 4 men didn't know was what a beauty Leelah would be. She was the woman who turned heads in townbut never noticed she did. It looked like her legs went on forever; voluptious was she in the breast, and she reminded people of silver screen goddesses of years past. She never seemed to like a lot of attention, towns people figured it was where she lived in her own isolated world. Upon returning from town she noticed an SUV parked out by the lighthouse, she took her bags in and went to see who was there. After all it was evening time. When entering and seeing the 4 men ready to

Same Feelin New Day
ITS TUESDAY, SITTIN HERE THINKIN OF WHY ITS SO HARD FOR ME TO FEEL ACCEPTED. IT RAINS ALL THE TIME IN MY MIND. AN SHOWS IN MY EYES. I LOVE CERTAIN PEOPLE. AN SOME OF THEM PEOPLE LOVE ME BACK. I AM JUST TRACY, AN SHE NEEDS TO CHANGE. THE CRUSHES FOR EXAMPLE. YOU CAN ONLY CRUSH ONE PERSON. BUT YET MANY CAN HAVE CRUSHES ON YOU. I HAVE YET TO HAVE ANY CRUSHES ON ME. AN FOR GOOD REASON { IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO CARE ABOUT JUST ME AN NO ONE ELES } I HAD TO WRITE ABOUT IT CAUSE IT REALLY HAS BOTHERED ME. THE TRUTH IS NO ONE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO JUST CARE ABOUT ONE PERSON ANYMORE. SO THAT MAKES ME UNIQUE AN VERY RARE. AN ITS FUNNY I WILL ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY IN EVERY NEW DAY. AN MAYBE ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL FEEL THE SAME TOWARDS ME.

Poem I Wrote For My Kids
If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am sorry. I am sorry for your sorrow. I am sorry for your pain. I wish I could take away all that confusion. I wish I could heal those feelings. If my words can only speak. It would tell you lets start again. Give me a chance to be in your lives. Give me a chance to make things right. Please trust in me again. If my words can only speak. It would tell you that I am your father. I always will be there for you. Even if sometimes you don't feel it. If my words can only speak. It would say........I love you. FROM YOUR DAD SEAN BATES

Women Are Funny Creatures
Its funny how some women on here will put pictures on their profiles that are rated nsfw and honestly expect men to NOT want to look or to even ask to look. Its like putting a big fat juicy steak in front of a dog that hasnt eaten in a week and expect that dog not to try and eat it. (and yes I do realize that I just compaired men to dogs lol). Now I was married to a woman that actually looked for any reason possible to bitch about something, she was later diagnosed with a mild form of schizophrenia. Hmmmm. Well I guess the one thing that we all can probably agree on is that we will never understand the opposite sex. Like why a man would actually want to see NSFW pictures of women or why women would put them out for men to ask to see so they can bitch about it when it happens. Life is a funny thing.

Boredom About Me
Facts About MeABOUT MEFull Name:Theresa Birthday:January 1, 1962 Birthplace:Oxnard, California Eye Color:Blue/Gray most of the time Hair Color:Strawberry Blonde Height and Weight:5'51/2" (about 130) Right or Left Handed:right Heritage:Dutch, Irish, a bit of German Worst Habit:smoking Shoe Size:7.5 Shoes You Wore Today:none yet Innie or Outie:innie Weakness:addictions (right now it's The Fu) Fears:loved ones getting hurt Perfect Pizza:black olives and pineapple ~mmmm~ Thoughts First Waking Up:Is my dog still alive? Best Physical Feature:legs MY FAVORITESColor:Cobalt Blue Food:Chicken Spaghetti Sport:Eh Animal:Tigers Candy:Charleston Chews Song:Bring Me To Life (it fits me right now) Gum:can't chew it Holiday:I don't like holidays anymore Season:Spring Radio Station:I prefer cd's Body Part on the Opposite Sex:Eyes, mouth, hands (not necessarily in that order) oh and shoulders

Poetry
I'd do her by: Raso If her vulva's not pink but it doesn't stink...I'd do her If she's the queen of all whores but doesn't have any soars...I'd do her If she has no tits but swallows not spits...I'd do her If she looks like a mutt but takes it in the butt...I'd do her If she wets her bed but gives great head...I'd do her If she has no legs but can cook scrambled eggs...I'd do her If she has 12 toes but doesn't pick her nose...I'd do her If she constantly nags but her boobs don't sag...I'd do her If she's on the rag but doesn't gag...I'd do her If she's a total bitch but doesn't have the itch...I'd do her Who am I kidding, I'd do any chick without an adams apple...and even then...well..I'd have to be totally drunk.

Awesome Friends !! Check Them Out !!!
Oh nevermind we found him, He is always chasing the kitties and getting lost, whatever are we gonna do with him? Jim ~ Dirty South Crew ~@ fubar can anyone out there put some heavy rating on him to hold him down? ROTFLMAO, We love ya Jim MUAH!!! Brought to you with much love and a pound of ground round by: ♥ Dawn ♥ Fu-Married to "It's a Secret"@ fubar And, only she has no idea I did this, LMAO WendyCaroline#CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER@ fubar

Tomorrow....
I HAVE BEEN IN A BIT OF A FUNK FOR THE PAST WEEK.... HERE I SIT THINKING IT IS ALL THESE CONSCIOUS THOUGHTS RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD.... THEN MY MOTHER CAME TO ME AND ASKED IF I AM READY FOR COURT TOMORROW.... YES THE 17TH IS ALREADY HERE... TOMORROW WHEN I GET OFF OF WORK AT 6AM I GET TO TRY TO REST BEFORE GOING TO COURT TO FINALIZE MY DIVORCE AND SAY GOODBYE TO MY CHILDREN FOR THE LAST TIME... I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW... DONT ASK MY WHY... I KNOW WHY BUT ALLLL THE REASONS COMBINED ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME TO VOICE... BUT I'M GONNA TRY NOT FOR YOU BUT TO SEE IF GETTING IT OUT REALLY HELPS.... I HATE MY HUSBAND... I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SUCH HATRED FOR ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE AND YET HE BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME... I NEVER WISHED BAD THINGS UPON ANYONE, BUT I WOULDNT BE HAPPIER IF HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME GOD AWFUL MIS-HAP. BUT FOR SOME REASON KNOWING TOMORROW WILL BE THE END OF THE 7 YEAR NIGHTMARE SADDENS ME... HE HURT ME SO BAD AND PUT ME THROUGH SOOOOO MUCH

This Is For My Fellow Citizens Of Traverse City, Mi.
Ok, this is for my fellow citizens of Traverse City, MI. that are on my list, on November 6th, 2007, BATA(Bay Area Transportation Authority) is asking voter to vote yes on a renewal mileage of .35 mills to keep BATA buses rolling, because if we don't pass this milleage BATA will seize operations and their will be no public transportation for any kids, anyone that is a senior citizen or disabled especially if they are in a wheelchair here too, so if you are a registered voter or an absentee voter, I strongly urge you to vote YES come November 6th, please and thank you

The Spanking
She didn’t know why she’d left the bar with him, nor why she had agreed to get in his car; however, most of all, she didn’t know why she was now standing in his living room, watching him pour a glass of wine for her. “You’re beautiful,” he said, and handed her the glass of red wine. He brushed the back of his hand lightly across her cheek, admiring her, once she took the drink. She couldn’t help but smile and began to thank him for the compliment, but he cross her lips with a finger to silence her. “Don’t speak…” he whispered, leaning close to her. He was so close…she could smell the wine coming from his breath. His finger fell from her lips, running his hand along her jaw, cupping it. Her eyes fell closed as he kissed her, quite gently. She found herself wrapping her free arm about his neck, leaning closer to him as their kiss became more passionate. Meanwhile, his hands caressed her voluptuous form, squeezing the cheeks of her rear. He finally pulled

Craziness
My kid is in the doghouse. She took off with her friend today after school, and never left me know where she was going. She was gone for 1.5 hours and boy was I pissed. She got an earful when she got back. She is 13 and thinks she can run the streets with her friend who is 15. Well, mother has put a stop to that as of now!! She is grounded until I ease up the leash....when she is 21. LOL So no phone, tv, dvd player, no life until mom gets over being mad. I think I will drag this on for a while. Kids!!!!! They drive u CRAZY!!!!!!!! No wonder some people drink!!!....LMAO......

Interestin
I just posted a blog and it was very interesting to see the comments. The most I got out of it is that most ppl dont understand there is a reason for every thing. You might not understand or know what it it, but there is always a reason. Also just served as a reminder how small minded alot of ppl are as well.

Brain Power !!
This is very interesting. I also heard on the radio this morning that the truck drivers Are asking everyone not to drive on April 1st. You probably know that diesel fuel is Almost $4 per gallon. This will effect everything we buy. WHERE TO BUY AMERICANGASOLINE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON. Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importer s know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving American Dollars in Americaand reduce the import/export deficit? An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia. Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is

What I Want In A Man
I want someone wanting to hear what I have to say Even if its about nothing If I’m talking about my day, or if I’m talking about my future… Even though I may change a light bulb with the power left on I want someone who thinks I’m brilliant because I have the ability to light up their room I want someone who isn’t afraid to tell me like it is instead of later telling me like it was… I want someone who thinks I’m a 10 even though Cosmo says Size 7s are the new 4 I want someone who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m sexy…and not just “cute” I want someone who doesn’t want to leave because they don’t want to spend time away from me I want someone who will play with my hair when I’m falling asleep because they don’t want to wake me, but can’t keep their hands off me I want someone who understands that I’m not perfect and still thinks I’m amazing I want someone who knows that I get stressed out that I’m busy, that I get irr

New Petstore
All-living-things.com still under construction but u can still check it out. if don't see something u want please message me. if i can find it from my distributor i can send u a link to the products u want dog,cat,reptile,etc supplies if looking for a reputable seller of reptiles and spiders know of a site just goto affiliates site

Women And Football
Contrary to what some men might think, there are women who like Football. I am one.....I LOVE Football. Being Canadian, I of course love the CFL. GO Alouettes GO!!!!!. But after the CFL season ends, I am all NFL. My Sundays are devoted to flipping the channels, it's tough to watch 3 games at the same time. Chicken wings, beer, popcorn are my companions, plus Kim my roomate of course. We scream, we cheer, we complain, we laugh and we have a blast. My favorite teams, now that will make some of you go.....Huh???? I absolutely love the Saints. The Colts, the Patriots and the Giants are also some of my favorite teams. And NO, I don't watch the game only for the great looking asses out there. I know, love, understand the game and I am crazy about Football. Enough said.

Hey Jack....
I see how easy it is for you to leave your stupid fucking comments on My page and not allow any retort...so, I'll retort here for My own benefit. Fuck you motherfucker! you don't like My pics, then stay the fuck off My page...simple as that, you spineless piece of shit. Redneck? Please...go away and never attempt to be witty with Me again. you will lose.....again.

Law's Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are wi

2007-10-17 Submissives Story
This is a story written from the perspective of the submissive. People sometimes ask Me why I write from the subs perspective. I point out: It is easier for a sub to picture themselves in that situation with Me, than if I wrote from the perspective of a Master. So here is another: On this morning i awoke with my bladder about to burst. i very carefully crawled out of the bed trying not to disturb my Master. He stirred slightly but didn't wake up. i crept to the bathroom down the hallway from His room so as not to wake Him with the sound of my peeing. as i sat on the toilet i ran my hands across the flat of my stomach and breast. i could feel the crusted remnants of the cum He had so generously spewed on my skin just a few hours earlier. my pussy was swollen and tender from the reaming i had received for nearly eight hours the evening before. Master had tied me down and used a fucking machine on me for hours. Combined with the multiple dildos, butt plugs and the fisting session, my

Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers

New Members Of The Flybynight Family
JUST WANTED TO LET OUR FAMILY, ALLIES, FRIENDS, AND FANS NOW WE JUST GAINED A NEW MEMBER. PLEASE SHOW HER SOME FUBAR LOVE AND RATE ANY STASH AND PICTURES SHE HAS LOADED. ~Tina~@ fubar FLY,

Do This. Please!
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o

so its been a boring day.except for when will came by.now im talkin to someone really special and its his birthday.just wanted to say i love you more as a friend everyday.hopefully we can hang out sometime.hope your birthdays as wonderful as you.love you.

Buy Me A Drink!
You have to buy me a drink... I know you have to because I was bored enough to try to buy myself a drink. There was an error screen, you can't buy a gift for yourself. How lame is that? The first online bar and you can't buy a drink for yourself... So, anyways I know YOU HAVE to buy me a drink. And hurry up! Beer goggles make me rate and comment MAD!

Who Is Fake And Who Is Real?
MEMBERS OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY. I MUST SAY THAT I AM NOT HAPPY. MONDAY NIGHT AFTER THE CONTEST I RAN ACROSS A PROFILE OF A GIRL USING A PICTURE FROM ONE OF MY MEMBERS. IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN A MEMBER YOU NEED TO POST A SALUTE AND HAVE FUBAR APPROVE IT. ONCE DONE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO TO YOUR PAGE AND VERIFY YOU HAVE AN APPROVED SALUTE. UTILL YOU GET YOUR SALUTE IN I AM REMOVING YOU FROM MY FAMILY AREA. ONCE YOU GET YOUR SALUTE I WELL RE-ADD YOU TO THE FAMILY AREA. HERE ARE THE 2 PROFILES. MEMBER OF THE FLY BY NIGHT FAMILY FAKE OR REAL? sexyashley4u2love@ fubar THE OTHER PROFILE I CAME ACROSS FAKE OR REAL? Angeluv@ fubar GET YOUR SALUTES IN NOW I'LL GIVE YOU 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY. FLY,

I Wrote Your Name...
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay.

A Woman...
"A Woman" This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Needing Advice Blogs
I was on myspace reading some blogs from a few people I know from my job. I really found them to be amusing for the most part. But it seams like the drama level at work is at its all time high. I normally try to keep out of it but being one of the managers I have to step in from time to time to try to put it all to an end. I tell ya it never seams to matter, even when you think you have thing worked out or at least under control, you realize a new drama has started. I have gotten to a point that I try to just block it all out conduct business as ususal. RIGHT the key word here is TRY !! Why is it when you try to ignore things they seam to get thrown at you faster and hard than before. I am truley at my whitts end over all of it. 99% of it is so stupid that it really shouldnt even be a drama issue and the 1% that possibly could be something serious gets blown off due to all the other crap. Dont get me wrong I love my job, its the drama crap I could do with out. I kno

How Was I Born Daddy?
A Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You've got male.....

Teerz In My Beerz
Maybe Another time another place A different story, a different pace We'd be different people yes But the more the same to date Maybe...one day, some day I'll grow up and be okay. Maybe...today I realize the wrongs I've committed Its time to make it all right. Strong-willed and big-hearted You are those by far Unchangeable and unsure No we're all not up to par. So, maybe one day from now Once I've grown up and proved myself We can start this good thing over... And make it better....maybe.

My Song
She hangs her head and cries on my shirt. She must be hurt very badly. Tell me whats making you sadly? Open your door, dont hide in the dark. Youre lost in the dark, you can trust me. cause you know thats how it must be. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. Her eyes like windows, tricklin rain Upon her pain getting deeper. Though my love wants to relieve her. She walks alone from wall to wall. Lost in a hall, she cant hear me. Though I know she likes to be near me. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can tell her. If she really wants me to help her. Ill do what I can to show her the way. And maybe one day I will free her. Though I know no one can see her. Lisa lisa, sad lisa lisa. ------------------------------- Think thats my song for sure Never heard of Cat Stevens before but feels like he knows me reading that Thanks for the person who sent it to me Lisa xx

How Freaky Are U In Bed
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED.... GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.I F YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H

Nobody
There you are In a darkened room And youre all alone Looking out the window Your heart is cold and lost the will to love Like a broken arrow Here I stand in the shadows Come to me, come to me Cant you see that Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you Can you hear my voice Do you hear my song Its a serenade So your heart can find me And suddenly your flying down the stairs Into my arms, baby Before I start going crazy Run to me, run to me Cause Im dying Nobody wants to be lonely Nobody wants to cry My bodys longing to hold you So bad it hurts inside Time is precious and its slipping away And Ive been waiting for you all of my life Nobody wants to be lonely so why Why dont you let me love you I want to feel you need me Just like the air youre

Gone
Gone is the face we loved so dear, Silent is the voice I long to hear, Too far away for sight or speech, But not too far for thought to reach. Sweet to remember him who once was here, And who, though absent is just as dear

For Devin
I'm thinking of you today Devin, But that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday And the day before that too. I will think of you forever I love and miss you so. Your end came fast and sudden No time to say goodbye. You were gone before I knew it God knows the reason why. Dear God, please take him this message To heaven up above. Tell him how much I miss him And give him all my love. Each time I see your picture You seem to smile and say Don't cry I'm only sleeping We'll meet again someday

What I Would Give
What would I give your hand to clasp, Your tiny face to see, To hear you tiny giggle, to see your smiling face As the days that used to be. But some sweet day we'll meet again, Beyond the toil and strife, and clasp each other's hand once more In Heaven, that happy place