Ever think about the little things that annoy you? Recently I've been thrown a few that annoy me so I thought I'd send out a little blog.
1. When someone adds a new roll of toilet paper and they put it on so that the toilet paper comes from the bottom back side... When common sense says...Hang it so it rolls nicely from the top front side!
2. When you ask someone a question and they turn to you and say "HUH" or "what" and before you can repeat the question...They start answering what you asked!
3. When you go into a public restroom stall (Bars excluded) and there is piss on the toilet seat. Noone wants to see or smell your piss...if you dribble..wipe it up... You are one nasty freak if you leave it. In a bar? Drunk chics should NEVER attempt to lean over a full toilet bowl and try to wipe anything! I've seen it done, its NOT pretty!
4. When people smile and talk all sweet to someone they dont like. If you dont like the asshole.....Dont fake it... Why do some people feel the need to be such an Idiot. Dont sweat it, chances are, they dont like you either and you are both going to sit and gab stupidly about the other the second your done being fake!
5. If your a grown adult and still living under someone elses roof. GET UP, GET JOB, GET OUT and GROW UP! Damn Moocher!
6. Parents..If your gonna have kids...Stay home with them! There is no more going out every weekend! There is no reason to call a sitter so you can do laundry or take a shower. Suck it up pal. Life will not be the same!
7. If you are a crying drunk. Do everyone a favor, DONT get drunk. Noone wants to sit around and listen to some dumbass cry her way through being drunk! Get over it, accept that you cant handle booze!
8. Bitches. Simply Bitches! Need I say more or should I explain?
9. Disrespect! Need more? If I say "I dont like that" DONT keep doing it..I meant i did NOT like it! I will not learn to like it because you keep doing it!
10. When you dont feel well and those around you know you dont feel well...Or your in pain and they KNOW your in pain and they have to ask "HOW are you feeling"...well DUH..wake up...How the F do you think im feeling" Reality check people! An ill person should be asked "are you feeling better" or one in pain "Is the pain letting up any". You already know the HOW! And when you see your friend stub their toe and then immediately fall the the ground in tears, DONT ask "OMG are you ok"...No asshole they are NOT ok...That shit hurts..Think about it...Stop saying stupid shit and let them vent, cry and cuss.
11. Women who whine and cry because they cant achieve an orgasm. More than 1/2 of american women say they cant acheive one during sex. WAKE UP LADIES...its not about the MAN. Its about you! Remember what century your living in! If he isnt working it for ya.., get a new man! They are not all sexual nincompoops! Or simply learn to work it yourself!
12. And my all time most annoying thing....ENGLISH people..This is america. If you cant learn the language...LEAVE! I can't even buy a simple pack of bubble gum without feeling as if I've left the country to get it!
