Fubar Blogs 5

Anorexia
Society seems to have decided that a woman is only beautiful when she is skinny. Now please correct me if I'm wrong here but, they get to tell you how to live, look, and feel?... Since when!! How do you explain starving your bodies ladies...? How is that right? You damage yourself so that everyone else thinks you look good. I can understand eating healthy... exercising to make your body slimmer, but starving yourself... what kind of bullshit is that? You should feel good with how you look... I will grant you that. But the way to do it isn't anorexia. If you can't take time to go work off the fat who's fault is that? Yours and no one else... if your man doesn't like the way you look... TOUGH SHIT!! It's not like you're forcing him to stay... either he can deal or he can't... it's not your job to make him like you. The only thing you should have to do is to be content with who and what you already are. He has no say in it anymore than the rest of society. If you don't like who you are th

Gone Shopping
I walked into the department store just like another day, browsing through until something caught my attention. I was walking around when I suddenly realized I was in the lingerie department.I became immediately embarrassed for it was a small town and everybody knew everyones business. I quickly scanned the immediate area to see if anyone had noticed me and to my relief it appeared no one was around. After all it was quite late and the store wasn't going to be open much longer. This was the best time to shop, you felt like you had the store to yourself. I started to leave the area when a little black nightie caught my eye. I walked over and looked it over and then took it between my fingers and felt how soft and silky it was. It was the prettiest and sexiest nightie I had ever seen. I just had to try it on. I prayed that my size would be there and to my surprise it was! I took it to the back of the store where the fitting rooms are located and picked the furthest room from the entrance

Contest
RULES 1.MUST HAVE SALUTE TO ENTER AND VOTE ON ALL ENTRIES MUST BE A LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER TO ENETR AND VOTE 2 MUST ADD AND FAN HOST. MUST BE A MEMBER OF THE OF THE REBEL GIT R DONE LOUNGE. 3.NO BLASTERS OR SCRIPTS WILL BE TOLERATED. IF I FIND OUT ANYONE HAS USED THEM THAT CONTESTENT WILL BE BANNED. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED 5. NO DOWN RATEING OR HARASSING WILL BE ALLOWED. 6. NO NSFW PICS ALLOWED THE CONTEST IS A HALLOWEEN CONSTUME CONTEST THE MOST COMMENTS WIN RATES WILL ONLY BE USED INCASE OF A TIE. WILL TAKE 20 ENTRIES PRIZES WIL BE GIVE FROM DJ TEXASCOYOTEMIKE FROM HIS PERSONAL PAGE 1RST PRIZE IS A PORSCHE 2ND PRIZE IS A ROMANIC DINNER 3RD PRIZE IS A SHOT OF RUM CONTEST WILL START SOON HAS I GET 20 ENTRIES AND RUN FOR 1 WEEK HOST REBELS LOUNGE (GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY)@ fubar

Rate~fan~add~plz
Hey guys this is one of my real friends i got to join from my work... so go rate add n fan him to make him welcome he is funny and loving a real great guy.. he is on dial up so may take him awhile to rate back but he is new so he will get to u.. LoL.. SO LOVE HIM UP HE PLZZ.. Thanx in advance i love my friends Teddybearearl@ fubar

New Pledge
Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bi

Friends
I JUST STARTED THE IPOD and..roll right down to the play list .. I found it MINE …… damm this thing CRANKS I LOVE IT …..well the music playing is making think of my friends OLD ,NEW ,LOST, and the new ones to come … The thing about friends is they come and go for reasons we might not ever know… could it be that you started with the same goal? Like the same things? Places? We don't know …. I do know we all make choices in are life and I know I have made the right ones. And I will stand by them as I stand by my friends. So what does all that mean? I DON'T KNOW!! I guess seeing some old friends this week end made me start to think and with the IPOD MAKING MY EARS BLEED …. I am just thinking of some of the GREAT times I have had with them… and I am missing them.. But we move on with life some of us start families some are trying to start families, some are single other are dating. But whatever you choice in life your TRUE FRIENDS WILL STAND BY YOU

For Us All
I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times! Let us pray.. Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it! Please send this .. a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers Don't break it! Prayer: "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one. GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON

Thank You...
I just wanted to say thank you to all those that sent me birthday wishes! That was Awesome of everyone! XO♥XO♥ Since i have not been able to personally thank everyone Im posting this for right now!. XO'S AND ♥ To everyone! Vixen Panther

Ring-ring This Is Your Wake-up Call!
Most of you who know me already know that I have 2 famous icons in my life I look up to. Yes I have my own personal idols such as my grandfather who along with my grandmother practicly raised me. My 2 famous icons if you can't tell are Hank Williams Jr and yes none other than Nikki Sixx. Both of these men have looked death in the face, and more than once came out victorious. If you have never read the Heroin Diaries co authored by Nikki then just take a look at the many videos and interview footage I have of him plastered all thru my profile. If this man can't show you, you need a wakeup call and that Life is Beautiful................. Well take it from me. Today I had a very close call with death myself. I thought that life sucked, then I came to my senses and realized, I have a second chance, and that LIFE IS TRULY BEAUTIFUL! So please Wake The Fuck Up! Donnie aka: TheUnLoved-TheInkFreak 10/22/07

The Beginning
Ok,well recently I have a lot of night time on my hands.I've recently broke away from a brief but heavy on my heart relationship.We was together for about 9 months,, we acted great together when we had the time,,she was always quick to get a temper, I was anti confrontational .So I had enough,,I had to go,,I'm on my own now ,,she tries to make amends,,I just can't not ,especially how my moving came about. I was forced to live in a tent fer about a week,,one night of pourin rain a few nights were ok,, but I had all the amenities ,,bbq grill,,power and internet,,lol yea I know ,,in a tent,,it was mainly to secure my accounts before it could be jeopardized.I ended up waiting till friday,,payday. I secured a place on the water right smack dab in between lake Ontario and Irodiquoit bay. whatta score I thought,I don't kare if the walls fall out,,I'm here fer the duration,,( I've always dreamed of livin on water) loving it!Alone!

Marriage
I have a friend that wants to get married on here and my bestest bud isnt here to help me would anyone be willing to do it or know someone who would? and lounge to do it in? Thank you! Love all of u! ~hugs~

Life
A lovely rose with petals soft A scent so sweet and light So beautiful a flower With colors shining bright. But something not so savory About the fragrant rose - The thorns, so sharp upon the stem, That sharpen as it grows. Yet still lovely is the flower Despite the thorns that prick Just as life and love are sweet They too have thorns that stick. But do not fear to live or love, Life's not exempt from pain - So pick a rose, you may get hurt, But you will also gain!

Stormspinner's Poetry/photography
Picture: reds, yellows, greens on the radar screen. Might be pretty, but tell that to those living under the swirling color, black: the storm does not give a damn about color schemes as it rearranges lives and buildings to its satisfaction, despite what the weatherman says. All it has on its mind is creating chaos, getting out before it is caught on video: wasn't quite quick enough. (c) 2007, *StormSpinner*

About My Works Of Words
My Poetic Beauties are not about one person in general or me in general. I write poetry yes, one as a way to express myself but also as a way to escape he harshness of reality as well. ranted most are Dark and Depressing, but not all are. Nor are they about me all the time. Yes I do write poetry about myself at times or about my friends, but not all is directed towards one person or another. My works are just that, MINE. If you by chance, ind them offencive, then go on with your life and leave me in peace so I can continue to live my life as I wish to. If you have a problem with what is written here, OR how I express myself here, you do not have to stay and read it. Will matter little to me which you chose to do, as long as no drama is spread upon my page or blogs. Now I bide you a good day/night, which ever it maybe for you. Blessed Be And May The Goddess Watch Over You.

The Daily Drill..
So besides the whole fitzone thing I took care of a few things that I had been putting off for awhile.. including getting my insurance for my car, and my plates changed over from Hawaii to Michigan.. (goodbye rainbow plates) I also went to the bank..and spent what felt like YEARS in traffic! lol.. After all that was finally said and done, I went and picked up Cher and we went to a place in Livonia to get my hair cut because I haven't had it cut professionally in 5 years? .. soo.. I was really nervous but finally got up the nerve do it.. I took in a couple pictures that I thought were good ideas.. I'm still not sure how I'm feeling the cut.. but I'll get use to it..it's just it's alot shorter than it use to be.. it's not short short or anything, it's medium length..but I'm use to hair all the way down to my lower back.. so I'll need some time. and Bangs.. it's been sooooo long since I have had bangs.. We then finished our night off hanging with Heather and watching Mrs. Winterb

Firestorm 2007
This is crazy.. my city is Burning up... and there are 12 fires in my state.. it's smoky as hell and people are fleeing their homes. there are expected to be over 100,000 people at our stadium tonight as they needed to evacuate their homes. All of the hotels are full and all of the evacuation points except for the stadium are full. This shit is crazy... hope the fire doesn't reach me in the next 48 hours of hurricane force winds. i'm just rambling but you really wouldn't believe this shit. i'm gonna go smoke some more herb and watch my city burn, there is nothing else i can do about it.

Stuff
you know I try, I really do, but I just cant figure it out, I try to take the time to get to know people, learn the good and bad of them, make informed decisions, hell even choose girlfriends, yet I find, if they dont lie, the hide, if they dont hide, they disrespect me, if they dont do that, they walk all over me, if not that, they ignore me, if not that, they simply dont care about me right now, whole bunch of those I feel like, my supposed girlfriend talks a big talk about us, after she's done school this, I love your that, yet, when it comes to backing up anything she says, she's nowhere to be found, well be online talking and run out of things to say for awhile *1hr or more* and she'll just log off without a word, she disappears for days on end without any warning, she's now been gone for almost 9 whole days, she didnt say she would do this, and it took 5 days to just get any reply from her, and it was a whole 3 words I've tried to be supported, affectionate, caring, I've sl

Oriah, Elder: Thoughts Of Life
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, And if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, For your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, If you have been opened by life's betrayals Or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain! I want to know if you can sit with pain, Mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it, or fix it. I want to know if you can be with JOY, mine or your own; If you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you To the tips of your fingers and toes Without cautioning us to be careful, be realistic, Or to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want t

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO

Happy Birthday Part 3 Of 3 I Hope You Enjoy Precious, Happybirthday!
Part 3 of 3 still pushing. i can hear her moaning *uh uh, oh yea, uh*. she tries to say somethin, but i cant hear her weak voice because she is out of breath. she starts to orgasm and is yelling now. i am very close to mine now; too... i can feel it.... i lay down on my back and she gets on top of me, strattling my crotch. i say im about to cum as she slides on my long rod. i scream out *oh yea, give it to me!* my cock feels like its on fire! so close.... very close now.... i let out a final gasp and cum all over in her wet, hott cave. we are both breathing very loudly.. her hard breathing is a major turn on. she lifts her body up a little bit and takes my cock out of her pussy. she bends down and kisses me, hiding my breathing.... i reach my hands up and play with her nipples again, enjoying every minute of it... she collapses on my chest and i grip her in my arms. she falls to my side and now we are chest to chest; my arms around her back, massaging it, thighs and ass; we are both

What Does This Quote By William Blake Mean To You?
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained - and in being restrained it does by degrees become passive until at last it is nothing but the shadow of a desire.

Family Ties To Family Problems
how can one be a father to a baby boy who is far away in another state but yet stay a fiance to the woman who loves him in NC what can you say when everything that you say to the mother would only piss her off more when you can't say anything that will help who ius to blame that i ain't there through certain reasons and when i give her every chance in the book for near bout 6 months to live up to and when she finally comes around to wanting you you have found someone that you are willing to leave everything behind you for her what do you do everything seems as if it is a game to some but love is gone in one place and made it to another love is lost love is blind i want to be a part of my sons life but how can someone ask for something that you just cannot give at this moment in time my life is hard i just want to disappear for a while and go away to a place where there are no worries hakuna matata eh but till next time i hope no one takes offense to this i didn't mean it in any way bad

Love
What is love? Is it how you feel, how you think, how you act? Is it possible to love someone that you have never met? Is it possible to really know someone that you talk to on the computer? How do you know they are real? Is the thought of a person what makes you love them? What you are picturing them to be? I do not know anymore, so fuck it.

Good Questions!!!!
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack?" Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game"when we are already there? Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If all the world is a stage, where

I'm On My Grown Woman!!!
32 years old and I've finally realized that everything I want in life, may not be meant to be... I won't be afraid to try though, but then there's always something or someone who is trying to trip me up by hindering me... Hence, all my bad relationships!!! I try to catch myself before I hit the ground and when that's not possible, if I have to, sometimes I am forced to stay down.. never for long, because I'm refusing to let someone else get what I've worked so hard for... I'm letting go of those things, including people too, that inhibit me... From this day on, I'm surrounding myself with those things that are to be worth-while and giving up on the bullshit that continues to keep me or has kept me unhappy... Friends will be just that!!! Friends!!! Sometimes they are dependable... Others, not so!!! Never again will I deal with what I use to... I'm on my GROWN WOMAN SHIT!!! I am flawed... I will not allow my flaws to be my downfall... My past will not guide my steps today... If you do

Kill Me
Kill me, Free me, The pain is too much. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me. I can't see you, Sorrow is blinding me, Free me from the pain. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me. Kill me, Free me, The pain is too much. Let me die, Drowning in pain, Kill me.

Heal You
You said we would be together forever but forever isn't very long. But then you came along so alone, so cold, so unique he need a friend he needs love he needs god from up above, then I came along here to help you heal your broken and bruised heart , to make you feel better until our special time is torn apart.

Forgive Me
It’s true I am insane, To torment your soul so sweet it’s true I’m losing myself but yet I don’t mind to hurt you can you forgive me my dear friend? I don’t know why did all to you But I will learn how to love It’s true I am your nightmare never let you wake up It’s true I’m your shadow To follow your fears within your heart But can you forgive me, my angel I didn’t mean to hurt you I will learn how to hide your solitude behind the darkness It’s true I drown deep inside of you And shatter every piece of you And letting you to bleed It’s true I burn your love into ashes But yet again I lust to taste your divine of sanity Can you forgive me again my dear friend? I didn’t know how blind I am?! I will learn how to wipe your tears away beyond the pain It’s true I left you all alone with sorrow to poison you so slowly And it’s true I hide all your memories under my spell Can you forgive me again? For letting the stars to know your secret,

The Ultimate Price
As the knife slowly Cuts through my flesh Ahhhh I scream from the pain She dumped me She didn't like it when I cut myself She was worried about me No one will ever want me Ahhhh I wince from the pain As the knife slowly Slits down my arm Now I must bleed But no blood I scream at myself Yet to no avail I dig deeper and deeper Into my arm Like a child Trying to reach China Fianlly I bleed Every drop Adds to the pain But it keeps coming Like a river flowing free I can't stop the bleeding I curse myself I am bleeding to death No way to save myself Why did I cut today? I ask myself I should have listened when she tole me I would kill myself someday But what could go wrong? I thought I said I'll be fine I told her she was wrong But in all reality I was wrong And I've paid the ultimate price

Why Do People Get So Upset??
The Carver: forget it then ->YOUR FAVOR...: why? The Carver: ok then ->YOUR FAVOR...: my son just turned 40! ->YOUR FAVOR...: --no, i am 58 The Carver: are you 39 then ->YOUR FAVOR...: WHAT MADE YOU WONDER? The Carver: i just asked ->YOUR FAVOR...: NO--LOL,I AM 58 The Carver: are you really 39 ******************************* I just do not understand why so many people on here get their feathers ruffled so easily...this person (above) popped up on my shoutbox with a question for me. I answered him honestly and good-naturedly...then he got ticked at me! Has NO ONE here got a sense of humor? Are they ALL so sensitive?? I didn't say anything mean to him--- Others on here get so jealous or ticked off if they see (per their investigation) that I dare say anything nice to anyone else than them...yet, their double-standard allows their page to be overflowing with flaunting/half-nudes...aaah, life is so confusing... and yet there are people SO SHY here that they can only talk

Where Did I Go Wrong
I have pushed myself to be the Best person i can..I have placed my life on hold to raise 37 wonderful boys... Along the way times was sometimes hard but i always made myself believe that there was nothing i couldnt make it thur .. You never know what God is going to hand you , but i have always believed he will never give you more then you can handle . I have always been a very careing person and make sure that everyone that is around me that i love and hold dear to my heart has everything they need I work very hard to get where i am at .. For over the past 15 years i have been a mother to 37 boys makeing sure they get there education and grow to be a man and to earn the respect they so deserve. I have watch my little girl die ,& watch a son be told he has cancer, i have been beat down stab and left to die and thur all that i have found the strenght to bring myself back up. I have strived so hard to earn the respect i so deserve.I have put my life on hold to make sure that

Boots
Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one! Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her primary students put on his boots? Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear them.' Now she didn't know

Through The Darkness....
In life, most of us want things to go to the places we have envisioned ourselves going. We have plans and visions, some of them divinely inspired, that we want to see through to completion. We want to be happy, successful, and healthy, all of which are perfectly natural and perfectly human. So when life takes us to places we didn't consciously want to go, we often feel as if something has gone wrong, or we must have made a mistake somewhere along the line, or any number of other disheartening possibilities. This is just life's way of taking us to a place we need to go for reasons that go deeper than our own ability to reason. These hard knocks and trials are designed to shed light on our unconscious workings and deepen our experience of reality. Often it takes something major to wake us up, to shake us loose from our ego's grip as it struggles to maintain an illusion of control. It is loss of control more than anything else that humbles us and enables us to see the big picture. It

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates, of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them w

Twins
Well today has been five years since i lost my first son. He has a twin brother that was born a week and a half after him. I miss them alot and think about them everyday. Lately alot of people have been asking me what happened. Well this is what happened. I got pregnant obviously. Me and my ex husband found out on August 18th. Happy Bday too me. Two days after my birthday anyways. So i went to the doctor and they did the ultrasound and they told us we were having twins. I looked at them like yah right u are crazy im not having twins, but yah i was. 19 and having twins.Pregnancy went really good until the day of October 20th,2002. I was at home and my water broke. I didn't think nothing of it at first. Went to the hospital and they said they were gonna transfer me to another hospital cause they thought my water broke. So they transfered me there. They did a bunch of tests had me on the baby monitors and all that.Did the ultrasound and said right there is the sac. I was like ok they are

New Friends
As you probably already know from my profile, I am happily married and we have 5 kids. As you can probably guess finding time to chat with friends, let alone make any, is very hard to do. So, I decided to try out this online chatting thing. I have yahoo, myspace, and now fubar. I met someone here on fubar yesterday that both my husband and I click with. He and my husband seem to be a l ot alike, lol. I just wanted to say thank you, maximus77. I hope to keep in touch with you as best as we can for having the whole country between us. You're a pretty cool shit. Thanks again.

" You Know So Many Friends Touch My Heart "
I LOVE PEOPLE , I LOVE DOING FOR PEOPLE THAT WHEN SOMEONE DOES NICE THINGS FOR ME I CRY THAT IS A SIDE OF ME THAT SHOWS AND THAT I NEVER EXCEPT ANYTHING IN RETURN . SO MANY FRIENDS TOUCH MY HEART , KAGE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AS HIS MOM HELEN . TY'S SO MUCH FOR BEING MY FRIEND OR HAVING ME IN YOUR FAMILY . HUGS AND LOVE CHERIE AKA BREW GOD BLESS MY FRIENDS Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

My Deepest Sympathy Goes Out To You!!!
A dear friend of mine in real life that had just joined the Fu has suffered a great loss. He has not only lost a brother but his identical twin very suddenly and very unexpected. While he is new and does not know a lot of people here I think it would be great to have him lots of support waiting on him for his return. Please stop by his page and show him some luv, if anyone here on Fubar needs it its him today!! Luvs ya Dave and my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family!! True Felt Heart@ fubar

Subject To Change
He's not the usual catch; Too short, too tall, too ugly, too cute, Too broke, too rich, too skinny, too brute, Not much to offer but the pen to get his name etched. But he was a pro at the attraction trait; Maybe rich when she was broke, Maybe funny when she was sad, Maybe cute when she was not, Maybe good when she was bad, If he keeps the same vibe then the wall will break. She's not the usual catch; Too skinny, too fat, too much make-up, not enough make-up, No booty, too much booty, no breasts, too much made cups, Not much to offer for him to go fetch. But she was a pro at the attraction trait; Maybe she gives good head, Maybe she rides like no other, Maybe she can make him cum til he can't no futher, If she keeps the same vibe then the wall will break.

For You My Love
A little message just so say I love you more with each new day, Wherever I go, Whatever I do, My thoughts will always be with you, And as the years go by, I know my love it will always be so I LOVE YOU

I Got A Big One
glitter-graphics.comPlease help me bomb GODDESSOFLIGHT she is in a contest to win a happy hour and she needs our help, Just click on the pic below I know it don't show her pic but after you click on it you will see her. PLEASE

Ghetto
GET A PENCIL AND PAPER BEFORE YOU START THIS JUST HOW GHETTO IS U?? 1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10 points) 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points) 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points) 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points) 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each) 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 10 If you ref

Oxymorons
Here are some funny oxy morons(words that don't go together like freezer burn things of that sort) FOREWORD LATERAL EXACT ESTIMATE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SELF-HELP GROUP NON-STOP FLIGHT ACT NATURALLY SENSITIVE MAN PARTIAL CEASEFIRE AIRLINE FOOD HOT WATER HEATER GOOD TELEVISION PRESIDENT BUSH SMALL CROWD MICROSOFT WORKS LIVE RECORDING NEW CLASSIC ALONE TOGETHER CIVIL WAR TRUE REPLICA LOGICAL TOUGHT GENUINE IMITATION SOFT ROCK LIMITED LIFETIME TAPED LIVE MANDATORY OPTIONS SILENT ALARM CHILDPROOF MIDEAST PEACE ADULT MALE GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION SILENT SCREAM GOOD GRIEF COUNTRY MUSIC RAP MUSIC BLACK LIGHT SAME DIFFERENCE FREEZER BURN HOLY WAR "NOW, THEN..." POSTAL SERVICE COMPUTER SERVICE BITTER SWEET PLASTIC GLASSES AIRLINE SCHEDULE PRETTY UGLY FOUND MISSING CLEARLY CONFUSED CLEARLY MISUNDERSTOOD DRY LAKE

Mental Health
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. I

Look Mommy
A little boy is watching her mom bake a chocolate cake for him. His mom sets down the chocolate frosting on the table. The boy sits down and rubs the chocolate on his face. He says," Look Mommy!!! I'm black!!!" His mother slaps him and says," Go show that to your father," He goes to his father and says,"Look Daddy!!! I'm black!!!" He slaps him and says," Show that to your grandfather young man. He goes to his grandfather and says," Look Grampa!!! I'm black!!!" He is slapped and commanded to go to his mother. The boy gets back and his mother asks," What did you learn?" The boy says," I've only been black for 5 minutes and I hate white people."

Divorce
Dear Husband, >>>> I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've >>> been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. >>> These >>> last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had >>> quit your job today and that was the last straw. >>>> Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair >>>> and >>> nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new >>> negligee. >>>> You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after >>> watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you don't >>> touch me or anything. >>>> Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever >>>> the >>> case is, I'm gone. >>>> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving >>> away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >>>> Your EX-Wife >>>> * * * * * * * * * >>> >>> Dear Ex-Wife: >>>> Nothing has ma

Important Info
DRUG RECALL – VERY SERIOUS!! (PLEASE READ ALL) All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant > Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements > Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control > Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine (Cherry or Orange) > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent > Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine > BC Allergy

Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

"bo" Nad
A person who drives around in a black Dullee truck between disaster areas and out of state in support of these efforts. Prime indication of Bo'nads presence; moutain Dew Bottles with a smell of Crown and is know to have some GEEK tendancies on computers........

Lil Kids
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."

Lost Cherry
Anyone remember the days when it wasn't about getting your name in red, reaching level 25 as quick as possible sparing no expense, being able to enjoy Adult photos and get credit for rating them? As much as I enjoy all the new gifts and features, seems like we lost a lot of the fun that this place used to be along the way. At least they managed to get a handle on all the anonymous harassment plaguing some of the Top Cherries/Fus.

Sad News
Sad news... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wi

Want To Know About How I Am.. Oh So True Scorpio
Likes Truth, facts, flirtation, long-time friends Dislikes The superficial, flattery, shallow people, being taken advantage of Love and Sex This is the strongest of the sexualities in the zodiac. Incredibly passionate, the Scorpion takes intimacy seriously. Partners need to be intelligent and honest. Much of the foreplay for this sign happens long before the bedroom through conversation and observation. Once in love, they are devoted and loyal to the death. But relationships can take some time. The Scorpion needs to build trust and respect for a potential mate slowly and thoroughly. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpion's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpion will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their backs if that's what you need; yet, once they

The Flu
Flu Time Coming Choose your partners,one and all, Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol! Now fling those covers with all you've got, One minute cold, the next minute hot, Circle right to the side of the bed, Grab the tissues and Sudafed. Back to the middle and don't goof off; Hold your stomach and cough, cough, cough. Forget about slippers, dash down the hall, Toss your cookies in the show

Chicken
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning >against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile >on it's face. > >The egg, looking a bit disgusted, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and >says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" > >If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.

Stupid Fubar Shit!
Enough! With the bulletins about whose using scripts. We all know they're not suppose to be used. I don't use them nor do I really honestly care if anyone else does either. Get real! Its a fucking site, ONLINE! Perhaps if you actually got off your asses and did something productive other than fubar, you might enjoy being on here from time to time, rather than piss and moan about how many referrals people have, rates, fans, whose a top 10 with their profile, picture, blog, and bulletin. Wow to all that are like this. Hooah for those that actually come on here to have a good time and not have to deal with people's fucking drama! I'm tired of seeing the same blogs and bulletins. The backstabbers of Fubar. Get lives, please!♥Zaphara Countess of Angels LDC Family♥

Newman
Hey Everybody.....this is all new to me so I really don't know what I am doing...but here goes. I am a straight male looking for a straight woman who wants a lot of love and affection. I am in need of someone who wants to be taken care of and will take care of me. I make a very good living and do not need any financial aide. I am looking for someone in the Bradenton/Sarasota, Florida area. If you are interested, please contact me.....Dale

" For Our Mom Helen Kage & Cherie "
PLEAS KEEP KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS TOMORROW IS THE DAY OF HER SURGERY , TY ALL FROM KAGE AND ME Get More at COMMENTYOU.com " MAY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND YOU AND PROTECT YOU ALWAYS . WROTE BY CHERIE 3 /14 /97 I LOVE YOU MOM HELEN CHERIE IN MY PRAYERS ALWAYS

A Girl's Best Friend
Diamonds? You can take them back to the jewelry counter Cuz I don't want them. I want my dog back. My little puppy. My best friend. Some people might think its silly.. but I dont care. because Pepper has always been there for me. I remember when I was six years old or so After a big argument at the dinner table... and feeling like i was all alone in the world I would go cry in my room.. And I remember hearing the jingle down the hallway Almost like Santa's bells on Christmas Eve of little Pepper's name tags clanking as she came she would hop from the floor to my bed and lick my tears away. I would tell her everything secrets good and bad And somehow, someway I felt that she was listening And magically, afterwards I would feel o.k. Somehow that little doggy would make the pain go away So many memories like going to the cabin at the lake.. how she'd plant her paws at the front of the boat and let the wind blow at her face... how I was the little menace who threw

You Know Your Name
You know your name The one who drives me insane Because I have feelings for you I hope you do too One day soon we will meet Hopefully that will be neat I can’t wait to see you in person Hoping it will be lots of fun We should click right away With all the things you say Even though we are miles apart You have a place in my heart It may be too much for me to bear If I find out that you don’t really care I know what I say and do Are really my feelings for you Hopefully I will find out soon And my heart will burst like a balloon My feelings will pour out And maybe even know without a doubt What you really say is true That you have a place in your heart for me too For what I thought was love before Has left my heart broken and sore I want to see what true love is That is one of my wishes I am really hoping it is there And we become a great pair A true love, I don’t think I have ever had And I want a true love really bad And

Medicine For The Soul..
SO MANY TIMES WE WALK PAST SOME ONE,AND YET ALL IT TAKES IS A SMILE AND EYE CONTACT,YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT ONE MAY BE FACING OR GOING THROUGH, WE ALL HAVE ARE ON PERSONAL HELL.SO MANY PEOPLE THINK THERE PROBLEM IS BIGGER THAN THE NEXT PERSONS BUT HUNNY ALL PROBLEMS ARE AS BIG AS THE NEXT ONES,JUST A DIFFERENT MIND!! SO DO NOT JUDGE OR SNOB THE ONE YOU ARE PASSING IN THE HALLS OR STREEET EYE CONTACT WITH A SMILE IT WILL MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL AND ,IF YOU CAN A PAT ON THE BACK WITH A JOB WELL DONE!! HERE IS TO QUOTES THAT I TRY TO ALWAYS GO BY ''THE GOLDEN RULE '' TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE TREATED!! I LIVE BY THAT!! AND THIS ONE IS GREAT AS WELL IT IS SO TRUE''WE CAN CURE PHYSICAL DISEASES WITH MEDICINE,BUT THE ONLY CURE FOR LONELINESS,DESPAIR AND HOPELESSNESS IS LOVE.THERE ARE MANY IN THE WORLD WHO ARE DYING FOR A PIECE OF BREAD BUT THERE ARE MANY MORE DYING FOR A LITTLE LOVE..... '''MOTHER TREASA''1910-1997

The Pimpout Train
HELLO ALL! I WILL BE DOING AN UPDATE WITH NEW PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN TONIGHT I HOPE. I HAVE NOT FELT WELL TODAY SO DID NOT GET A CHANCE TO UPDATE IT ALL YET . JUST WANTED TO LET U ALL KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HOP ON LET ME KNOW! PLEASE SHOUT ME OR EMAIL ME. THIS TRAIN IS FOR EVERYTHING. RATING, FANNING, ADDING AND BOMBING THE PEOPLE IN CONTEST AND GIVEAWAYS.I'M NOT SAYING SIT THERE AND BOMB ALL THE TIME JUST DROP A FEW A DAY. I HAVE MEET SOME GREAT FRIENDS SINCE THE START OF THE TRAIN AND LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING MORE! YOU ALL WERE AWESOME I WON THE CONTEST COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WILL OUT ALL OF YOU!!!!!! I WILL BE RETURNING LUV WHEN I CAN!! THANK YOU ALL XOXOXO ~*SULTRY*~

Please Give Her A Hand
Hi friends , Can you please come & help out my good friend to level up ? She is always there for me & all of her friends . Now shes close to leveling up to level 24 , fu king. So come on lets help her out . Terri €ĶŷĜŗĕĕŋĚŷęś€@ fubar

My Friends
Please help a good friend of mine out. Starry is in contest and needs help but wont ask for it her self. She has helped out everyone else and has stayed in seconded place but should be in first. So please rate her picture and leave some comments. She is a great person and deserves to win the contest ends on November 10th .

Deleting My Cherrytap
hey everyone whoa ctually cares enough to read my shit i think i might delte my fubar account because i dont want fake friends its pointless and people just use it to look at ur photos which is kool and all love the comments but i dont know i dont beleive half the stuff people tell me on ti and i know its funny i just think i will let me knkow

Travis Bradley!
Travis Bradley Bingham, I never knew what love felt like till the day that I met you. Travis you’ve given me so much and made me feel like the greatest thing in the world. I don’t understand how you put up with me. Yes I can be a bitch or grumpy but you’ve never given up on me, or us for that fact. I never thought that we would make it this far. Sometimes I feel like I haven’t given you nearly as much as you’ve given me, and I completely thank you for that. You’re the greatest fiancé a girl could ask for. I could not have asked for a better person than you. You make my life so complete and I hope you know that. I’ve never been happier in my life. You’re my rock, my shield, and my better half. Thank you for everything you do for me, I can’t wait until we start OUR lives together. We will have the most amazing marriage. I want our marriage to be like my grandma hussing and grandpa hussings. Even though he’s dead, she is still completely faithful and committed to h

Crazy Bout Her
she is so sexy. her smile, her laugh, her personality....... everything about her makes me want her more. but how do i tell her when im scared. scared she wont care. im so confused what should i do?!?!?!?!?!

Points????????????????
but I don't really care about the points system on here. I will gladly give points to any page I visit, but I'm not that into it. I justed wanted another way to express myself and meet other people. I appologize if I have upset anyone with this information, but that's just my own personal opinion. Stay cool.

Show Her Some Fu Luvv
Hey all.. Can you help out a friend? I am trying for my first 7 day blast and need lots of comments.. please help!! thanks much! babygurl CANDLE MANN WILL HOOK UP PEEPS WITH DRINKS AND EVEN BIG PIMPIN GIFTS IF YOU DO ENOUGH COMMERNTS..PLEASE ALSO KEEP REPOSTING THE C2 BULLY THANX CM..

Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

Weights Off My Chest
I'M TIRED OF BEING LONELY... I'M TIRED OF BEING SAD... I'M TIRED OF BEING THE BLAME FOR EVERYTHING... I'M TIRED OF GUYS STARTING OUT SO KIND AND ENDING UP SO MEAN TOWARDS ME... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING TRUSTED, EVEN WHEN ALL I'VE EVER BEEN WAS HONEST... I'M TIRED OF TELLING THE TRUTH AND HAVING IT THROWN IN MY FACE WITH EVERY ARGUEMENT... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO FORGET MY PAST... I'M TIRED OF GIVING UP WHAT I WANT... I'M TIRED OF SACRIFICING WHAT I NEED... I'M TIRED OF MY HEART HURTING ALL THE TIME... I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD I CANNOT DO SOMETHING WHEN IT'S OKAY FOR OTHERS... I'M TIRED OF BEING TOLD WHAT I AM ALLOWED AND AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO (I'M 21 YEARS OLD)... I'M TIRED OF FORGETTING MY DREAMS... I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ALLOWED TO BE MYSELF... I'M TIRED OF BEING LIED TO... I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF LYING... I'M TIRED OF BEING ACCUSED OF SHOWING OFF TO OTHERS IN ARGUMENTS... I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING STRESSED... I'M TIRE

39 Weeks Prego
ok so i am 39 weeks as of today and the doctors have been telling me for the last 3 visit any day now, lol, i have been at 4cm dialated for three weeks. the doctor and i have agreed that if i go in next week at 40 weeks and nothing has changed we are going to go ahead and induce the labor. everyone is getting anxious about her arrival.

Bombing Family
BombShellBombersFamily@ fubar These lovely ladies, a few choice men, are looking for fellow bombers. Want to be in a family, where you can call upon them at anytime to help you with contests....Come by, pay them a visit.

Poem
You made me laugh you made me smile I looked forward to every little while I could't get enough you had me hooked the way you gave me those sweet little looks then the day came when you said goodbye your ex was back though you weren't sure why It hurt so bad all I did was cry my head was spinning I wanted to die I thought we hit it off well I guess I knew I had no chance in hell to be with someone who made me feel brand new you healed the hurt I'd been carrying around helped me pick up the pieces of my shattered heart on the ground I let you in let my guard down and once again my heart has drowned I fell in love it hit so fast how i hoped and prayed that we would last but as luck goes especially mine it came to an end and the healing will take time

She..........
Since years people ask me "what's your woman type"..... I read this somewhere and i can def say that she has to be like that or just in part... Am I too picky ??!! :p :: pretty smile:: tough :: soft :: strong :: stubborn :: sensual:: intelligent :: hot:: vulnerable :: crazy :: know what I need :: fight for what I want :: motivated :: determined :: beautiful:: love to laugh :: like to cry :: have a career :: can take care of myself :: like feeling special :: friendly until annoyed :: dedicated :: devoted :: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who holds your hand just to feel your touch. I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead. Im the girl who smiles each time you enter a room. I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for wh

Love Is Like A River
Love is like a River Running swiftly through our veins Pulling our Passion this way and that Running so fast and fierce As wild and Untamed As the waters run in the River With each new breath we may take Our Love and Passion will grow some more As does the River Beds forever widen Passion and Love fuel our Hearts As we awaken to a New day with the bright Sunlight Praying for a New Hope and Start Open your Eyes and look to the Skies As once again the Love and Passion Within your Heart is Awaken and Set Free Place a Smile upon your Beautiful Face As The Love and Passion flow Within your Heart And spread to the rest of your Body, Mind and Soul Feel it and Welcome it to you Hold it nice and tightly to your Heart For this is part of Life It is called; Loving Another and Being Loved in Return

Morph Master
I have been told I am the best at making morphs. THese are a few of the ones I have done. If you would like one message me and we can talk about how you will get one. I have about every image you can imagine. If i dont have it link it to me if you dont know how I can explain it to you. The first Pic is the link to my page. ¢ÔRocket¢Ô Marie I love you so much baby. You are my world!!!!¢¾¢¾¢¾@ fubar These are some of the morphs I have made.

Color Of Friendship
Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The favorite. Green said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." Blue interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." Yellow chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." Orange started next to blow her trumpet: "I am the color of health and stren

My Stories
NSFW!!!!!! I walked into the department store just like another day, browsing through until something caught my attention. I was walking around when I suddenly realized I was in the lingerie department.I became immediately embarrassed for it was a small town and everybody knew everyones business. I quickly scanned the immediate area to see if anyone had noticed me and to my relief it appeared no one was around. After all it was quite late and the store wasn't going to be open much longer. This was the best time to shop, you felt like you had the store to yourself. I started to leave the area when a little black nightie caught my eye. I walked over and looked it over and then took it between my fingers and felt how soft and silky it was. It was the prettiest and sexiest nightie I had ever seen. I just had to try it on. I prayed that my size would be there and to my surprise it was! I took it to the back of the store where the fitting rooms are located and picked the furthest room fro

Oldy But A Goody
So I am chatting with my friend Christine who tends to get songs in her head...but can never remember the lyrics... and since we are chatting...she can't even hum the tune... and the girl is driving herself mad trying to remember what the song is... she has herself covinced it is Hall & Oates.... and she posts the most inchorent attempt at the lyrics... "and she wanders.....and she waannnnnder. noooooo one can make me feel....something someting. something....that's all I've got!" (Yeah, that's all she sent... ) but it comes to me in a moment... and it's Howard Jones... and I always liked the song... No One Is To Blame You can look at the menu but you just cant eat You can feel the cushions but you cant have a seat You can dip your foot in the pool but you cant have a swim You can feel the punishment but you cant commit the sin And you want her and she wants you We want everyone And you want her and she wants you No one, no one, no one ever is to blame You

More Horoscope Stuff~
--------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Feb ----------FEBRUARY BABY -------------------- Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Mar -----------------MARCH BABY -------------------- Attractive

Funny
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK T

Wake Up Call
Two Choices: What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: "When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do Where is the natural order of things in my son?" The audience was stilled by the query. The father continued. "I believe that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child." Then he told the following

Megga
on the 28th is my birthday...i'll be 19 on that very special day!!!! so happy am gonna celebrate it with a date... the thing is i dont have one yet... im waiting for a date on the 28thof eve...and hive me a good time..

Life Lessons
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11 . Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their Journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything

Sugars First Contest
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Happilymarried2005's Thoughts
Hi Boss, this is Bob. I can't come into work today..see I got this problem…yesterday, I, well I think I ate too much. I had a broccoli omelet for breakfast, I had beans and hot dogs for lunch, had chili for dinner and then topped it all off with a half gallon of ice cream, even though I'm lactose intolerant. I was fine when I went to bed..but when I woke up this morning and was laying in bed..I..well I farted..I didn't think nothing of it until about 30 seconds later when my cat, who was sleeping at the foot of bed, jumped about a foot straight off the bed and started yowling like someone tossed hot oil on her. She flew around the room, bouncing off furniture like she was trying to escape from something then fled through the door. About 10 seconds later, IT hit me..the overwhelming stench of oh my god all the stuff I ate yesterday. I immediately began gagging and my eyes started watering so badly I could barely make through the green haze that had settled over my bed. I've farted abo

Cant Get Rid Of Me
1986:My sister had a couple of friends over and we had our four-wheeler and the dirt bike out. My neighbor Mike had his 250r 3-wheeler out and my other neighbor Byron and I got on it. Neither of us was wearing helmets at the time and I take off hauling ass down the dirt road. We pass Tam (my sister's friend) on the dirt road and I sent the 3-wheeler into a slide and turned around. I was coming up on her very fast at about 70 m.p.h right in front of our house and I was going to show off and pass her on the left. At the last second Tam not realizing I was coming turned and hit the back wheel of the three wheeler sending it into a slide right into the ditch. Byron and I were both catapulted from the 3-wheeler. Byron cleared the mailbox and landed about 50 feet away in the grass breaking a couple of fingers. I on the other hand was sent head first into our mail box post and was knocked un conscious and sent into a flip where I landed sliding face down the dirt road. Bryon parent s

Everyday
Everyday, I always think of you. Do you, too? My head swells with memories of you. But do thoughts of me even pass your mind? Would it even occur to you to wonder? Two hundred and fifty kilometers apart yet we’re aware what happens in both our lives. We share messages of when, what and where. But always leaving out the why and how. When there’s a great distance between us it seems that our minds are connecting. When we’re near each other in a crowd it’s as if we’ve never exchanged thoughts. If it’s just the two of us in the same room would we just stare at each others’ eyes, never utter a single word while waiting… just waiting.. for something to happen?

Hpnotized Lounge
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I'm A Dj !!!!! Whooot
Alright all yours truly has become a DJ at the ACE cafe. My first show is Thursday 2-4am EST. I'm so nervous I got butterflies in my stomach. I have some big shoes to fill and some rocking DJs to look up to. I hope can can the place like they have been able to do. So if you can please come join me in the lounge and maybe stop by and hear my show and hope I don't screw it up. Anyways stop by and show some love and catch some great tunes.

Master
One of the main factors, in feeling truly Owned is to be constantly reminded throughout the day of Master's control. These reminders can be subtle or really obtrusive. The more often a she is reminded of her submission, the deeper it becomes....and the more fulfilling. So here are some ideas you might want to try... And no matter what rules you decide to make your own, please.... be consistent. If you are unwilling to take the time to enforce the rules you make, then there may as well be no rules at all. There is nothing in the world that will make her feel less loved than to have a Master who ignores her transgressions and does not exert Their Dominance. Have her wear slave bells. The constant soft jingling of the bells is soothing and a certain reminder of her submission. When she has broken a rule, talk to her as you punish....and make her speak in detail about why what she did was wrong. Make her take her shoes off every day as soon as she enters your house. A beaut

Panther
hey yall i am in love with a great manhe is so good to me and treats my like a princess and i love that to but he is there for me when i need him and he is my life and my world i love him with my heart and mind and body and soul

Can You Read
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Xbox 360
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!

" Mom Helen Had Her Sugery "
WELL IM SORRY FOR BEING SOME WHERE ELSE . THINKING ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN . AND THOUGHTS SPINNING AROUND IN MY HEAD , ITS BEEN SO HARD TO THINK KNOWING TODAY WAS THE BIG DAY . AND I'M THERE WITH HIM IN SPIRIT , PLEASE KEEP KAGE AND MOM HELEN IN YOUR PRAYERS . TY SO MUCH , I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED LOVE YOU'S ALL FROM KAGE AND I CHERIE AKA BREW . BLESSED BE Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Redneck Pick-Up Lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock." 8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner. 10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon. 11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Let's Give It Up For The People!
Here's my stats... Congratulations! Your happy hour was a great success: lots of people gave lots of love. 687 members leveled up during your happy hour: Thankyou for everyone that rated my things, added or fanned me... Thankyou to all the levelers... You guys are Super-fantasic, Calafragilistic, and Boombastic! Thankyou I love you all so so very much, and yes I Godfathered!

Feelings
Confusion Frustration Anger Hurt To name just a few Helplessness The need to scream You wonder why Enlightenment Frustration yet again Hope Hope taken away Tears Guilt You wonder why Unanswered questions Broken hearted

Contest Ends In 2 Days
Hi all, This contest is over in less then 6 hours. I hope if you have time you can rate my pic, add a comment or two, share it, etc. I will return the favor when ever you need me. Thanks to everyone who all ready helped out. JC PS Just click on my pic

Wednesday
well, here it is wednesday the 24th and i'm here stuck in the house again. you see, my car broke down 2 weeks ago and its still messed up. won't get it out til the first of november. lost my job because of it. so, now i'm unemployed and carless. go figure! lol. o well, everything will turn out ok. might be moving in a week or so to tyler anyway. more jobs available there. well, guess that's it. never wrote a blog b4. hope i did it ok. lol see ya!

Mercurial Quickness
Most, if not all of my pix were either taken with a remote or by a timer. Unfortunately there is noone behind the camera. Maybe, Suzail being herself. Its the Gemini speed in me, but it does limit what I can do within the pix =-) A quick answer to a question often asked. Thanks. I do hope you all enjoy them. I do take requests if I'm able to shoot them. ~S

Random
just felt like sayin whats on my mind and i really dont give a shit what anyone has to say in reaction . if you get offended ohwell, if you find some sort or relation to it good 4 u press on. latly i have felt like alot of what people say and do is based on acts of false intention , personal gain in mind even if at a distance. maybe its just me, who knows who cares! i am human i am an opportunist . if i c it i take it by whatever means necessary, as long as its the better more progressive decision .then u got fake ass individuals who c u movin up or doin somthin and all the sudden your someone to have interest in . fuck it its all good tho jump on if u start 2 pull me back im kickin ur ass on down the road, kick rocks! bottom line dont decide to have interest in a person for any other reason then u just have interest and want to actually know em. and dont worry about whats to be gained just let shit happen! if youve actually read all that, good shit, hope you might have gotten somthin

I Don't Know How I'm Supposed To Feel
I don’t know how I’m supposed to feel Or what I’m supposed to say You treat me so badly Why do you treat me this way? You yell at me and cuss me There really isn’t a reason You talk to me like crap You make my life no fun I don’t understand what I did Where is the love you have for me? You say you love me with all your heart This is what I don’t see How you can treat me this way Like you don’t even care I did nothing wrong But pain is all I bear I can’t take it anymore I am so sick of living like this You are a control freak You aren’t the one I want to kiss You talk to me like I’m not even a person I have feelings too I am always sad and upset My feelings have been destroyed by you I don’t understand why you do this to me Do you get happy watching me cry? This I don’t understand And I ask “Why?” You have no answer for why You think its ok to treat me this way It isn’t as bad as six years before But I am sick of

Feelings
Crumbled papers Of poems about you Written with words That will never come true Written in ink That will never fade away The hopeful words I wish I could say Hands still shaking As I continue to write Scribbled letters Of black and white Eager to tell you How I feel Wishing I could prove My feelings are real

Breast Cancer Awarness And Holiday Items
1. Check out my Breast Cancer Awarness Special that ends on October 31, 2007!!! For each collection purchased by October 31, 2007, Passion Parties will donate $5.00 to the Passion Parties Charitable Foundation for the Susan G. Komen Foundation and the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation!! Click on my website link! Go to "Shop Online" then to "Just for her" and click on the "Breast Cancer Awarness" Icon at the top on the left side!!! 2. We just got in these wonderful new items for the Holiday season!! Are you looking for a Stripper Pole to spice up your bedroom, then check out my website! We also have other new wonderful products for the Holiday season! Go to "Shop Online" and click on "Holiday Specials"! 3. Host a party I have great incentives for you as well!!!! Host a party for a fun evening of a girls night in, bachelorette party, bridal shower, birthday party and more party options!! Also would do a Bar night show, if you are a bar owner ask me for details! 4. Become a Co

Naughty Application
Your name: Age: 1.Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. Lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5. Would you take a shower with me? 6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7. Would you leave after or stay the night? 8. Do you like cuddling afterward? 9. Condom or Skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11. Would you kiss me during sex? 12. Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14. Can I use you as a booty call? 15. Can we take pictures of the act? 16. How long would we have sex? 17. Would you tell your friends about me? 18. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? See how many people send this back to you! Even if you have a bf / gf. Repost this! Title it "naughty application...."

My Contest Blog
Welcome To My Salute Photo Contest. So it pretty simple really. Contact me with your photo by fubar mail or let me know which one to rip from photo files. Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or 2 VIP's. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Prize Eggs For Follow are.....Wait If you know where the Prize Eggs are coming then they aren't Prize eggs anymore now are they. So Far Prize eggs for this Contest have Been. LaKesha for reaching 1000 comment votes 1st FU WIFEY OF BIG WILLIE~MŹ βÁβ§¤Ä.k.Ä¤MŹ ¥ÜMM¥ FoBeing A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour LadyofNY For Being A Last Vote During My Monday Lunch Hour (Last Lunch Blast of The Week) frostybuds For Being the 1000th comment/voter on ladyofny photo. THE LATIN MAN For Being the 1000th comment/voter on Nocturnal Mistress photo. *AKAMRS. T 10,000 fu bucks for be

Help Me Win A Vip
hey everyone if you want to help me win a vip come join m&m nation they are holding a contest for the person that gets the most peopl to join they will get a vip or a blast so plz come help me here is the site just follow the rules and help me out http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51016

Lyrics I Like...
Heard this song on the radio this past week and instanly fell in love with it... This is exactly how I feel about Jack! ********************************************* The sun is shining everyday The clouds never get in the way for you and me I’ve known you just a week or two But baby I’m so into you I can hardly breathe And I’m in So totally wrapped up Emotionally attracted So physically active So recklessly I need you So desperately sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I love you I never knew that I could feel like this Can hardly wait till our next kiss You’re so cool If I’m dreaming please don’t wake me up ’cause baby I can’t get enough of what you do And I’m in So electrically charged up Kinetically active Erractically need you Fanatically you get to me Magically sure as the sky is blue Baby I love you I can’t believe That this is real The way I feel Baby I’ve gone head over heels And I’m in So totally wra

The Miracle Of Compounding
Their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20, for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state Over the next few minutes, he explained That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him

George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s

The Best Of Late Night.....
"This week, Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne Cheney says that Obama and Dick Cheney are related. She said they are actually eighth cousins. Lynne Cheney says that Obama-Dick Cheney connection was the result of one of Obama’s ancestors marrying one of Cheney’s ancestors in 1650. Even more interesting: Do you know who introduced them in 1650? Bob dole." -Jay Leno "Big day in Washington. Today President Bush had a historic meeting with the Dalai Lama. There was an awkward moment when Bush saw what the Dalai Lama was wearing and said, “Don’t tell me they lost your luggage.”" -Conan O'Brien "Yesterday, the Dalai Lama had a private meeting with President Bush. The last Dalai the president greeted at the White House was Parton." -Jimmy Kimmel "According to The Wall Street Journal, Botox hit a billion dollars in sales last year. A billion dollars! Of course, the Botox people are thrilled. You couldn’t tell by looking at their faces, but th

Sensual Fun
Ok so I am curious here.... over the years I have come to realize that most people.. both men and women.. are afraid to truly express themselves in a sexual manner... everyone has their secrets that they are afraid to let be known in fear that others will look down on them. Why is it that people choose to live like this instead of being who they truly are? What is your take on this?

Addicted
Ok, so I am addicted to communication...that is communication VIA computer...I hate the phone...i live alone with my 10 month old son and work from home...the nearest town/city is 60 miles from here...so I am bored therefore I treat the laptop as my second child...the one who keeps me in touch with all the pervs and friends out there. ////my son can only say so much..usually baba is the extent of it now. Oh yeah, he is jealous of my "second child" and has ripped parts off of my laptop. So far the shift key is gone...the alt key is missing, the UP arrow is non-existent. I managed to save the "k" and stick it back on here but the ESC key is barely hanging on. I mean barely! If i tip my latop, then my escape will fall in oblivion!!! That is why you may see me on here throughout the day! I am just looking for affection!!!

Future
So I met this beautiful lady on myspace about 7 months ago... we hit it off from the start... laughin & jokin till the wee hours of the morning every night... Talked and shared everything about ourselves... good and bad.. past and future. we share alot of the same goals.. we share the same type of personality both very loving affectionate and giving people. Now there were a few bumps in the road, but nothing that couldnt be overcome. Well we finally go to meet on Sunday and i was nothing less then amazing... everything was 1000% better then I could have even imagined. I know how i feel and I think she feels the same way as well... but how can you really know 100% I wrote this last night.. with no other reason other then I cant get her out of my head.. she is all I think about... I am just curious... am I overdoing it? am I thinking to much? You tell me.... here is what I wrote.... So its been a few days since I have seen her and I cant get her out of my mind

Brush With Ignorance
If you know me at all, you know I HATE it when people look at my tattoos and ask "Hey did that hurt?" While standing in line at the store today, the guy behind me (who must have left his brain in the dresser drawer at home) braved that very question. To which my response was "You know, everyone asks that and it's annoying. It's 45 hours of needles digging into my skin, of course it hurt!" His brilliance didn't end there, though! He then asked "In one day?" Yes, you idiot..... 45 hours in one day. I told him "Well, you know.... life isn't for everyone" He chuckled, and agreed. I was left stunned......... I guess thinking isn't for everyone either.

Headed 2 The Lbc Boo Bash In Chicago This Weekend!!
I'll be performing 4 all my new friends at Linda's Big Connections. I'm performing both Friday and Saturday and of course I'll have CD's 4 sale. If u r in the area come check out the bash and make sure u say hi 2 ya boy D'! Holiday Inn 150 Gary Ave Carol Stream, IL 630-665-3000 Thursday 10/25 8pm-9pm Welcome to Chicago Meet & Greet Friday 10/26 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Dance $15.00 Dance/Pool/ Hospitality $20.00 Pool / Hospitality $10.00 Saturday 10/27 8:00pm-1:00am __________________ Luncheon $25.00 Dance/Hospitality/ Pool $25.00 Hospitality/Pool $10.00 (Each Night if purchase separately from the dance) Full All Events Package $59.00 (Includes Luncheon) All Bash Fees Are To Be Paid When You Register (Pre-Pay Not Required) Questions? Contact Linda Email: PartytimeBBW@yahoo.com Call: 608-339-4903 or 262-877-9434

Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h

My Photos...
As you can see I have tons of gothic and other pictures alike but my best stuff is kept in my photobucket. I am inviting for you all to see it and tell me what you think. If you really like one of my pictures and want to rip one, please ask me.. Thanks and here is the site.. http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/Black_N_Tainted_Kisses/ Enjoy!!!

My Los And Lettes
to all my lo and lette homies from salem this is to let you all know that this lette has had her baby! He was born on the 16 of september and im sorry to all that wanted to be there and werent it was just my biological fam there and i had him in silverton if i would of had him in salem yall would have been able to come hell most of you would have been takin me to the hospital sorry and i love you all!!!

To All On Fubar
You're all crackpots! An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole, which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end of the long walk from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After 2 years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "

I'm Sorry
I've been there done that and shed to many tears over it it sucks thought you all might like it. got this from cassie thanks your a sweetie I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at

~erotica~ Bound
~~RYAN AND JILL~~ He'd kept her locked up down there for two days...or was it three? Her arms ached from being stretched above her head. The wide leather straps made her ankles itch. Her body dripped sweat, beads of the salty fluid ran in rivulets between her naked breasts, down her stomach and between her thighs. She wanted more. He would give it to her, she knew. She had only to ask. He came in every now and then to hold a bucket under her so she could piss, but he did no more. He did not touch her. He would not kiss her. He refused to look at her face. He stood in front of her and stared at her tits, his cock always in his hand. He never spoke. Just stroked his cock until a hot stream of cum shot onto her stomach and ran into her pubic hair. She would bite her lip until blood leaked into her mouth. She wanted him to touch her. Wanted him to taste her. But she would never beg him for it. So there she was, strapped to the table, covered in dried cum, panting and sw

Birthday Greetings!
I want to thank everyone for my birthday wishes. I will thank everyone personally but I want everyone to know that I am truly grateful to have you all as my friends. As corny as it sounds, I truly think that's the best birthday gift of all!

Life
Whoever came up with the phrase "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" needs to try making it themselves because chances are they NEVER did, they just came up with the stupid saying. and you can't just make lemonade with lemons you have to add other things, to make it better so the person just needs to come up with a different saying THEN make sure it makes sense. The reason im rambeling about this is because sometimes i get overwhelmed with stuff and thats whats happening now. I also didn't exactly KNOW what to talk about so i just started making crap up because sometimes THAT is how I ROLL. lol ok im not making sense anymore so i'll just warn you now..THAT IS NORMAL. :P Thats it for today. XOXO Scandal Lass

The Beauty Of A Shared Night
In the Clear Night Sky I look High above me Seeing the Pale Moon and Stars Knowing that you see then too Even though we're miles apart I take comfort in knowing That there is at least one thing That we both Share Each Night And this is the Night Sky The many Stars shining like Diamonds sounding the Pale Bright Moon In the Clear Sky high above I close my eyes, tilting my face high As a soft smile crosses my tender lips Knowing that in this we Share The Pure Beauty of the Night Quietly I start to sing my song Wishing that my voices is carried to your ears As my words are swept away with the wind So that you could hear my Nightly Song Wrote 10~24~2007

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the

Something Im Working On
I'm working on called 'One Night'. 'It was her ro-workers birthday---she was going to the party; she thought it unusual for a party to start at midnight. Just her and the girls from work having a sleepover. What she didn't realize was what was in store for her. ' Thats all i havr right now ill finish it and put the whole story up in the next few days (as soon as i figure out what will happen). tired, still a bit sick, goodnight all

Court...
I went to Court today, on the Restraining Order case, AND I WON! The res order is good for 3 years. Some of you know a bit of what I've been going thru the past nearly 2 years, and that my X was recently arrested for some bullshit. In fact it was skin head bullshit that got him arrested. I also found out today, that hes looking at doing some time, at least a few years!!! Ive been dealing with two different court cases, against the same guy (restraining order and custody), and since I won today, this helps me very much!!! If I'm really lucky and hes still locked up on the next court date (nov 29) then I'll win that too. He's trying to make it to where I can only see my daughter on weekends and holidays. Friday 6pm to Sunday 6pm, and that I'll have to drive 7 hours to pick her up and drop her off. Over my dead body! What judge in any state would take away a 2 month old child from a good, loving mother and give full physical and legal custody to a man with a record a mile long of v

Dreams!!!!!!
Why is it I lie here night after night with only you in my head. Why is it my heart aches to be holding you Why is it that my soul cries out for you If only you were holding me If only your heart beat with mine If only we shared our pain But instead I hold this pain With nowhere to go but inside of me With nothing to hold but my dreams Be mine tonight If only for tonight Let me soothe your soul Let me take your troubles Let my light shine into you Be mine.

Some Weird Facts.....lol
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you

♥ People Who Levelled ♥
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH REGULAR PIMPOUT BULLITENS THIS IS JUST FOR ONES WHO LEVELLED AND WILLING TO DO A LITTLE EXTRA ON A VOLENTEER BASIS.. THIS IS ONLY MY IDEA AND NO ONE HAS TO DO IT..ID JUST LIKE TO KNO UR THOUGHTS ON IT..... CLUB FAR THIS IS A SUGESTION A IDEA OF LOVE ONLY... ITS UP TO YOU JUST A IDEA I HAD TO SHOW REAL LOVE. SO M,ANY HAVE MADE G-F-OR G-M.OR JUST LEVELLED UP! WHAT ABOUT IF WHEN A PERSON LEVELES UP THEY PUT THEIR NAME ON BLOG. THEN WE GET SAY 5 TOGETHER AND GO LEVEL A PERSON WHO HAS A LONG WAY TO GO ???WITH 5 OR MORE IT WOULDNT TAKE LONG...AND THAT WAY YOU COULD SHOW YOUR LUV BACK. IF WE DID IT ONLY ONCE A MONTH JUST THINK ?? THIS DOSENT COUNT THE ONES MOLLY AND I DO ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST FOR THE ONES WHO HAVE LONG WAY TO GO... AS I SAID THIS IS JUST MY IDEA AND JUST WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF IT..AND WHO WOULD BE WILLING ? THATS ALL..KNO YOUR ALL LOVED NO MATTER WHAT. LUNA FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR NAME TO HELP... OR

The Daily Pearl ~ "la Word De Jour"
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" ~~"Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else's original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820. Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA another phrase that comes to mind..."Often Imitated, Never Duplicated". Or..."Accept no substitutes, trust only the genuine, original".

Im Sorrys
I bet NO guys will repost this!!!I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day.I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you.I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..."If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel thi

What Kinda Monster Are You
In romantic relationships, you tend to be: Volatile - you're usually involved in love / hate sorts of things A total seducer Independent. Practically not there. Difficult to understand. It's hard for you to relate. A little controlling. Okay, a lot controlling. Apathetic. You really don't care. What makes you a little bit of a monster? You take what you can get from people You enjoy scaring people You sometimes don't feel like other people are real You don't have a lot of control over your mood You are a trickster Well, you definitely don't feel human What's the best part of Halloween? Sugar coma from too much candy So many people being out at night Being able to be someone (or something) completely different Playing tricks on people The spooky atmosphere All of the wacky costumes If your worst enemy did something unspeakable to you, you would: Act like everything is fine, but eventually get your revenge when you feel like it Destroy them a

Need Your Opinion!
Hey Guys: We need help with an article. Need a list of famous bi-racial people and thier background. We already know Tiger Woods (Asian-Black) or Christian Aguilera (White-Hispanic), etc... I know there are a lot of famous people of mixed heritage but we're curious on who you can think of. There is a end reason why we want to know this, but it's a suprise, some smart people may have already figured it out. Sincerely, Chocolate Cheesecake (Writing Staff) also part of the Trinity if it matters to you.

Women..
Ok first off. Please understand this is nothing personal. This is all based on frustration. What the hell do you want from me? You say you don't want a guy that just wants sex. Yet I hear left and right that pretty much Virgins are almost non-existant these days. You say you don't want an asshole. Yet the bottom line is you date them anyway. If you don't want them then quit dating them. Pick out the nerdiest guy in the room if you have to ya know? You say you want a nice guy but the undisputed fact is it takes an act of the Lord God Almighty for you to actually date one. I'm not an ugly guy, I'm actually decently good looking. But I'm not selfish, I DON'T want it to be all about me. But do beautiful women want any part of me? Not usually. Truth is even though I remain on the side of beautiful women and not against them, they appear a world of contradictions, saying one thing and doing another. So lets get down to it. What do they REALLY want? Obviously wha

Gone For A While..
Just to let everyone know I am moving and will not have internet access for a while.. the earliest I guess will be Nov. 5th or so.. so I will talk with everyone as soon as I can! Bye Bye for now! Michele

My Mischiefs
Yesterday I went shopping in the supermarket. I bought some food for dinner, I made Spaghetti Bolognese. - yummy :) - At the cash point I was just paying as the customer who has been in the que before me, has been packing her shoppings. I started to pack mine and realized somethings missing, my meat. Some grounded meat for me, and some goulash for my cats. As I noticed she took my things, I ran after her and yelled at her, "would you please wait", she did. I told her that she took the meat I bought. She was like, "Oh have I really did this?". So she searched her bag, and yes my meat was in her bag. She said, "Oh my, I'm sorry" and broke out in laughter. As I returned to the cash point, everyone was laughing.

I Love You Just The Way You Are
I bet NO guys will repost this!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry that I don't want to have sex every minute of the day. I'm sorry that I'm not a playboy bunny so I can act like a pornstar for you. I'm sorry if I don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if I won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough. I'm sorry if I'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen. I'm sorry that I try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. But most of all, I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. And I'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it, but after 5 minutes, they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS!!! Just think about it; About how you treat girls. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry..." If you're one of the FEW GUYS w

"hands On Hips"
Why? Why...do people judge someone? What is the purpose of judging someone, you don't even know? How can a person get to know another person if they judge that person before they get to know them? YES, I am a plus sized woman...I have more of me to love, and yet i'm looked down upon because i'm not a skinny, boney looking, sickly thin person, who thinks it's a sin to eat food. I'm a southern Belle through and through, I talk southern (because i am), I even cook southern, (because it tastes Good), I may have extra to love, so what? Why is that so bad? Why is it so difficult for a guy to see me on the inside and want to get to know me? Society had viewed us as obsese, overweight, and just plain fat...But why is it society's problem to tell us what we already know? Did we forget we got more of us to love? Are we walking around saying, "OMG...Look how thin i look, i could be Barbie, i look so thin..." Heck i know i'm big, doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out. And

Should I Or Should I Pass It Up
Something to start out is I a just started to fight in the AMMA(Ameture Mixed Martial Arts). I have been a boxer for 10 years and I am 25-1. I just transfered to the Amma leagure for a harder competitor. I am a black belt in karate and I am studying Krav Maga. The houston area champion wants to fight me and it is my first fight in this league. He is a black belt in Brazilian Jitjizu. I am 5'10" weighing 170. He is 6'3" weighing in at 250. I am sure I can beat him. But I kno it will be a hard fight. should I or should I not fight him

I Cost $3125 A Night, Any Buyers?
See How Much You're Really Worth!NO CHEATING!!Natural Hair Color:[x] Brown - $100[] Blond - $50[] Black - $15[] Bald - $5[] Other-$75Total: $100Eye Color:[] Brown - $1[x] Green - $75[] Blue $50[] Hazel $100[] Other - $15total: $ 175Height:[] Over 7' - $200[] 6'8" to 7' - $175[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75[x]4'9" to 5'4" - $45[] Under 4'9 - $45total: $220Age:[x] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[] 0 to 18 - $100total: $320Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $300[x] First Born - $300[]Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $100[] fourth born - $100total: $620Drink?[]No - $400[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[x]Only with friends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]total: $920Vision?[] perfect vision $300[x] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction $100[] Glasse

--------green Eyes---------- ------------september---------------
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per

If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Hazel Eyes..............december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per

We're A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy

Who Wants A Salute?!
hey i'm gonna be putting some salute pics up and i was wondering who wants me to make them one, trades welcomed and encouraged, post a comment (so i know who to make it for) w/ how u'd like it and i'll make it

Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

Love Is A Word
Love is a complicated word. Some think their cured because they have found their true love till death does them part then fights occur when they both think its the end. Then later its all good again. Love is misery and pain yet pain is without love as if your only being shoved into a dark hole. what is love? some say love is when you can really trust someone care for someone so much you’d give up your life just for that one. Others say love isn’t even there no such thing I say different than both. I say its out there just hidden underneath or over top somewhere yet to be found say those 3 special words in meaning and dont ever go back on your words. Time to decide do they keep u from death or connect you more to it. And as they say I love you, you only can say them calmly back Love is a complicated word. by:Elizabeth

Dont Tell Me You Love Me
Don't Tell Me You Love Me: Don't tell me you love me if you are not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, fear to love ever again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you Please don't tell me you love me, unless you truly do.

Broken Heart
broken heart I sit here crying Wondering what I did to make you treat me the way you do My heart pounding from the anger of hurt Feeling like I am in a closet left there All alone with no place to turn Trying to put the pieces together and nothing fits. broken heart tears run down my cheeks Tasting the salt as I wipe them away Maybe I tried too hard or not hard enough broken heart and torn up Cause you where unfaithful Wishing it was only in my mind you said you would always be kind. broken heart I'm tired of the tears I dont want to put on my fake smile and act like I have no fears. broken heart I have made a promise I will Never let you be broken again. By:Elizabeth

Nsfw Pics Vs Nsfw Comments...
I am a little irritated. This pic got rated NSFW last night while I was asleep. Do you see anything NSFW about it? I see constantly on people's profiles; comments that are far more innapropriate. Actual clips of sex, etc. However a pic of a cartoonish girl not showing anything innapropriate is flagged. The profile comments are seen much easier than a pic in my photos section. Funny thing is that I have seen several of the cartoonish pics that were marked NSFW in my pics on people's pages as comments. It is really irritating.

Love
Since the day you and I snuck away to be alone I knew from that night something special went on It must have been the first kiss You told me that nobody else in the world made you feel this I felt the same way too but nothing stays the same I'm sorry for the tears I'm sorry for the pain You were the one that always made things right I promise you this though you got a friend for life Maybe one day we can try it again And maybe things can be a little different So lets just kiss and say goodbye Cuz I really cant stand the pain of seeing you cry I've given everything I loved you endlessly All that's mine is yours that's what I said Treat you with love and respect in everyway You wanted I gave you need me I was there Now you treat like if I'm not here I love you and I need you don't wanna let go If you want somebody else please let me know Can't take it no more I feel I'm dying inside Is this the price I pay for handing you my life? I know I'm not perfect but I t

Invitation To Ultimaxum The Club
Hello People. Well dear friends once again inviting ya all to the Club. I on and off but you can enter and meet up with friends. I'm in Iraq at the moment and would love to see more of you in the Club because this is a way of supporting our troops. They all at one time another are in. Not much time. SO PLEASE ENTER AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND SUPPORT not only for me but all that are serving. Love to have you all come by and have a good time in family. So come on and enter the ULYIMAXUM THE CLUB and become a member. So if you would like to see some made in the lounge, drop me a line and will do my best to see it put in the lounge. Thanks for taking the time to read this and hope to see you in the Lounge. The link is: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51145 All ARE WELCOMED

Im So Wantin To Leave
IM SO TRIED OF STRUGGLING , I WORKED SO HARD FOR WHAT I DO HAVE . AND THEN A JOB DIDN'T LIKE ME BECAUSE I WAS NOT ONE OF THEIR CLICKS OR I DIDN'T HAVE A HOME BASE . WHICH MEANS YOUR FUCKED , BECAUSE THEIR NOT GOING TO STICK UP FOR YOU , YOUR NOT ONE OF THEM ,YOU KNOW YOU RAISE YOUR CHILDREN , I'M NOT GOING THEIR , THEN YOU HELP WHOM YOU THOUGHT NEEDED HELP AND THEY FUCK YOU REALLY GOOD . IM NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY FOR WHINEY ASS'S ABOUT CONTESTS SO DON'T EVEN START . BREW IS BITCHIN AND GUESS WHAT EVER . HAVE A GOOD DAY BREW.

One Of Those Days!!!
Yesterday started out as a good day. I woke up early, got me a shower, went and got breakfast and came on in to work. I thought it was gonna be a good day throughout. Yes it was raining yesterday but it had been raining since last week. Wasn't a big deal. Anywho, got into work and everything went great. OK SO MY WORK DAY WAS GOOD. But then after work I had to go to the grocery store and pick up a "few" groceries. We all know how that goes. You start going down the aisles and see that you need at least one of these or a couple of those and some more of this and some more of that until eventually your buggy is overflowing and you can feel your bank account just draining b/c you bought more than you intended but don't want to put any back b/c you know it will eventually get used. So after I bought the grpcery store out, i decided it was way past time to head to the house. Got home and Lloyd was just unlocking the door as I was pulling into the driveway. Knowing I had a full tr

Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly

Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already

First Time Ever
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever.. At milking a cow...

100%
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over

Heart Attack
An older man was married to a younger woman. After several years of being happily married, the man had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life, he would have to stop having sex with his wife. The man and his wife discussed the matter and decided that he should sleep in the family room downstairs to save them both from temptation. One night, after several weeks, he decided that life without sex wasn't worth living. So he headed upstairs. on the staircase and said, "I was coming up to die." She laughed and replied, “I was coming downstairs to kill you!”

Being A Little Selfish
I'm being a little selfish here but bear with me. I had a mamogram last week and got a call from my obgyn this morning telling me I have to go and have a spot compression test because my mamogram showed a mass on my right breast. I get this news the day after my 45th birthday HAPPY F....Birthday to me huh. Well I go in for the test on Nov. 5th ...the 4 year anniverary of my Dad's passing of all days. So I am asking you all to keep me in your thoughts and prayers that everything turns out fine. Also keep my mom in ya'll prayers too she is going through some rough times right now the Dr's are trying to determine if it's depression or possibly something nuerological. Please don't let the news of my test get back to my mom she has enough to deal with without having to worry about me right now. If there is something majorly wrong w/ me after all the test I will let her know myself. Love you guys May God Bless each and everyone of you Mama Kay

Problems I Have On Fubar
MUMM'S WHAT THE HELL ARE GOING ON WITH THEM NOW A DAYS I POSTED ONE AND IT GOT REMOVED BECAUSE SOME JERK HAD FUCKED IT UP ROYALY AND ALL I GOT WAS MAIL FROM SHOP SAYING MY ACCOUNT WILL DELETED BECAUSE OTHER FUBAR USERS CANT HAVE A LAUGH AND WANT TO MESS IT UP FOR OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SO I SUGGEST YOU DONT POST ONE YOURSELF CUZ THEY JUST CAUSE PEOPLE TO MAKE BULLETINS JUST LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!! JUST BE WARNED ABOUT THIS GUYS !!!!!

Why I Got Dumped
SO WHUT IF YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH PPL DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUTON ME. WELL THATS NOT WHUT HAPPENED. SHE CAME OVER TO MY WORK, ASKED ME TO GET ON MY SPACE,SHE BEGAN GOING THROUGH MY INBOX. IN IT THERE WAS EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE AND EX GIRLFRIEND. BUT IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK I SAID. AND IT'S NOT. THE EMAILS FROM MY EX WIFE READ ONLY ABOUT WHEN I WAS GOING TO SEE MY KIDS AND WHEN I WAS GOING TO GET THEM NEW CLOTHS, SHIT LIKE THAT. NOTHING LIKE I WANNA SEE U OR LIKE THAT. AND THEN MY EX GIRL, STUPID THINGS SHE WOULD RIGHT LIKE HOW I WAS & SHIT LIKE THAT, I MEAN FOR GOODNESS SAKES SHE HAS A MAN ALREADY. BUT THE MAIN REASON WHY SHE IS LEAVING ME IS BCUZ I LIED TO HER ABOUT TALKING TO MY EX WIFE ! I DIDN'T REALLY LIE CUZ I WASN'T TALKING TO HER, I JUST SIMPLY READ THE MAILS AND FORGOT TO ERASE THEM. SHE IS THE 1 REQUESTING THIS AND THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS THE SAME BULLCRAP OVER AND OVER . AND MY GIRL KNEW THAT ALREADY SO WHY TELL HER SUMTHING SHE ALREADY KNEW RIGHT. SO YEAH NOW S

From Lifescript
The 6 Rules of CleavageHow Much Is Too Much?By Shanna Thompson, LifeScript Staff WriterThursday, October 25, 2007 There they rest smack in the middle of our chests – breasts. Utilitarian in function, diverse in form, gender-defining and sexually pleasing, there’s really no denying the commanding presence of cleavage. But this versatile asset isn’t all fun and games. Just one missed blouse button and your “girls” can suddenly go from classy to trashy. Learn how and when to give your cleavage its due stage time with our six rules for “best breast etiquette”… When presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton showed a hint of cleavage at an appearance this summer, the issue of proper breast presentation was placed on a national stage. While little was revealed to the naked eye, the mere fact that it was noticed at all begs the question by women: Are people looking at me or my breasts? Given that average breast size has grown from a 34B to a 36C since the 1970s and clo

Empty Inside
Have u ever felt completely empty inside, ya know like so alone ur slowly losing ur mind, i myself have been there a time or two, its only because i'm missin u, yeah thats what u do to me, after i done u will plainly see, nothing hard just something simple, maybe something just and nimble, even if only it was a smile, would make me complete for awhile, even just the slightest giggle, no not a wiggle, cause i'm the perfect gentleman, well okay i do the best that i can, but now after writing this blog, my feelings r no longer clog, so thankx for readin, for now i'm no longer grievin, so until next time, bye.

Sitting Here Worried!!
Have you ever bought something on Ebay? Or just online in general? I bought something on ebay last week 7days ago an it has not gotten here yet. An im fuckin frustrated as hell. I mean wtf the seller only lived like 2states over. Im just woundering if they con'd me an just took my money an ran. I mean I have bought things online ALOT over my internet yearsbut nothing that has taken this long. Im gunna wait one more day if it dont get here im gunn report it. There got the frustration out i feel better now.. A LIL BETTER!!

Prospect Of Adventure
Prospect of Adventure Introduction It is aboard a ship on the Indian Ocean that that my tale takes place, but, that you might better understand my tale, let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Alexander Conrad; I was born on October fifth of in the year of 1765, in Lancaster. I sailed in the king’s navy for years. I have traveled to the Indies and to the orient aboard whalers. I can honestly say that I know the sea, and I respect it. I have sailed on many ships, but of all of them, I truly remember one, the HMS Prospect, the last ship I ever boarded. The captain, an older wealthy gentleman, sailed not for the earnings but for pleasure and was able to pay his crew well. We each were to receive a one hundred and fiftieth portion of the catch, but this king’s ransom, though I was grateful for it, was not what I most cherished receiving from that ship. Our journey was to take us around the cape and into the Indian Ocean then

What Would U Do ?
,,,for me it shows the need for God not Church,,,I ask the members in charge ,,,which side are they on ? Whom as the right to prevent compassion ? What if God built a barricade to keep you out ? Controversy Over Church Putting Up Barricade To Block Cat Feeders Posted in: News for Cats, Dogs & Owners, National Dog, Cat & Pet Info, Cats It’s a battle between cats and St. Jude Catholic Church in Tequesta, Florida. For years, parishioners have been feeding the cats that live behind the church. For many, they thought it was their calling to take care of the 25 cats and leave food for them. But that all recently changed. After getting complaints from a neighboring condo, the church built a 6-foot-high chain-link fence to prevent the cats from reaching the cat feeders. The church also said they wanted to keep the cats off the fenced-in property. Some animal-loving parishioners are frustrated over how the church has handled the situation and that the church has prevented

Kinda New At This
I am brand new to fubar.But I have several friends that swear this is the place to be. I gotta say I am liking what I have seen so far. Its all a little confusing at first but I am fure I will get the hang of it. I have already gotten shit faced so thats always a good thing. I am a 27 year old homemaker with 1 beautiful child. I have been married for 7 years now and we have been together for 11 years so theres not a whole lot to tell about myself I am actually quite boring. At least I think I am maybe some of my friends can tell stories. I am just getting old.....lol. Well thats really all I have to say for now except that its FUCKING COLD in Illinois. So Yeah Everyone have some fun....Debby

A Real Man
I can't take credit for this, I saw it in a bulletin. But I thought it was really interesting..... 1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his Woman first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 7.) A REAL MAN loves you just as much first thing in the morning when your hair is sticking out in a million directions, you have no makeup on, and you haven't showered, shaved or brushed your teeth yet as he does when you're dressed to the nines and ready for a night out on the town. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of yo

Nature
I enjoy watching hummingbirds come to the feeders I have hanging on my front porch. And I do get quite alot of them stopping by to enjoy the red nectar. Notice if you will I said "red" nectar... :) Our pu is red.. and being it is so hot , I leave it parked with the windows down during the day. One particular day tho I needed to make a run to the grocery store and hopped into the dodge. As I was buckling myself up and putting in the key to start the pu up; I heard a strange noise in backseat. As I turned my head ever so slowly to the right to see what was in the backseat, thinking that my teenager had put something in back to startle me.. yes he loves to startle me, no wonder I am so gray headed, lol but we are getting off track here. I see out of the corner of my eye, something fluttering against the side window, it was one of the hummingbirds, wanting out, now my side windows on the pickup even tho are open are not big enough for the bird to escape.. As I reach

Needs Of A Man And Woman
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time wit

My Life
I am 36 never been married, and I live on the road most of my life not known where I am gona get my next meal ect... And I have been in and out of foster care homes till I 16 then went and stayed with my aunt and that is when I found out that I was just a wasted sperm from some trick that my mother had in her younger years.... And alos when I was in the foster homes I was beaten to a bloodly pulp with a leather strip with holes in it and locked up in a small room and feed only bread&water at dinner time... P.S I hope this little infomation about me will give you all more of a understanding about my life style ect... PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!!

Brain Aches
I have been talking to this girl that I really like... and I want to meet her but somehow we havent and I really dont know if its me or what... If it is me, what is it cause I just dont know... I dont know maybe I'm paranoid, maybe not ... I just know I cant be crushed again...

I'm A 2nd Alarm Hottie Fan!!
Look at all the Hotties in one place, how much better can it get! Check em out, show them some love, rate them, fan them, crush them. The Love will be returned. Get Your Own Graffiti Wall At WishAFriend.com Our Fearless leaders, We Love you guys. *Firechief*/*Chief* 2nd Alarm Hotties/ CEO Demon House !!@ fubar The Great Bluedemon*Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar The 2nd Alarm Hotties: HOTTIEOFSOUTHAVEN 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar sexypirate13....@ fubar kristinb70 -- 2nd Alarm Hotties Member@ fubar ~Beach Bunny~Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties@ fubar Raen~ Asst Chief - 2nd Alarm Hotties~@ fubar RaZnCoX/2

My Back
Well had another MRI today. Took two valume to settle the nerve. Which didnt help beat my self up trying to stay in it. So I really dont think that I will be back on today. Going to drop my 11's and call it a day sorry guys!!! my apologizes A$$HOLE (JAY)

What I Am About And Stand For
Bide the Wiccan Laws ye must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live an’ let live - Fairly take an’ fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep all evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time - Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye an’ light of touch - Speak little, listen much. Deosil go by the waxing Moon - Sing and dance the Wiccan rune. Widdershins go when the Moon doth wane, An’ the Werewolf howls by the dread Wolfsbane. When the Lady’s Moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her times two. When the Moon rides at Her peak Then your heart’s desire seek. Heed the Northwind’s mighty gale - Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. When the West wind blows o’er thee, Departed spirits restless be. Nine woods in the Cauldron go - Burn them quick an’ burn them slow. E

Whur Is Da Love
hummm ok soo wuhr are all the brothers that love thick withe women hummmm lets see a show of hands come on now .... ok better yet just show some love to my page an dont forget to holla at ur gurl muah much love to all of ya

Drama Lovers
If A Person is going to talk trash about someone that they don't even know, have never spoken too,Never even tried to speak to ....Only by Judging what they see in a picture ... then shouldn't they be open for communication when that person comes to them RESPECTFULLY and without malice to try to understand why it is they would LABEL them a DECEITFUL BAD PERSON??? How the FUCK do you decide you don't like a person by looking at a picture that is not offensive in any way. Just because "YOU THINK" your a psychic. Even those who claim to have the BEST psychic ability in the world ADMIT that sometimes they are WRONG with their interpretation and at least have the GOOD MANNERS to face that and admit it. I have deleted a portion of the persons name Because I don't want this person harassed in any way so please don't ask the persons name. I have nothing against this person, This person has enough on their plate to deal with at this time and I do not wish to add to their distress. I wish

Find Me???
Here are the other places I'm at, for whoever is interested. http://youravon.com/tiffinitaylor http://www.gypsyflower.com http://gypsymisstress.bebo.com http://gypsyworld.ning.com http:''en.netlog.com/gypsyheart I'm not that much of an exhibitionist on these other places; I use most ,like this site for fun and to meet interesting people. So if you want to drop by, do and if not thats fine also. I just like new and interesting people. thank you all for making me happy here at fubar. I plan on posting new pics sometime this weekend on here. have a good weekend.

Life Is Funny
well here i sit waiting to go to work and thinking about someone dear to me, who is far away. ok well actually 2 people. both i have feelings for but in different ways. 1 is an ex the other i am seeing where we will go, but both live far from me. other than family members who would have thought i could care for 2 people at once. the feelings for the ex are fading but still linger maybe because of our history and our kids, the other i met and we had a BLAST. so much so that i never wanted to end when it did, but will hopefully have more soon. oh well now i have to go to work and think about mainly 1 person til i can talk to him again!! you know who you are. sorry all i was just bored and needed to vent, but thanks for checking. When I originally wrote this I was thinking of 2 people. now I am sitting here thinking about only 1 person in this blog. He has my heart and has since 1999,we have not been split up for too long, only about a year, I try to let him go but, somehow we always e

" Keeping Prayers Going For Mom Helen "
BEEN THINKING SO MUCH ABOUT MY KAGE AND MOM HELEN , AND NEEDING PRAYERS TO PLEASE KEPT GOING TY ALL IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME CHERIE & KAGE Visit www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! HAVE A GOOD REST OF DAY AND EVENING

Well Written (lol)
Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, To Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread, So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to

I Copied This So U All Might Know A Little More About The Call Me Feature
This is a great new feature fubar is now providing for its users. It allows you to leave voice messages for other fubar members without giving out your real phone number. Every member of fubar is set up to receive voice messages from other fubar members using Jangl. If you want to call someone and leave a voice message, Jangl makes that simple as well, using your Jangl account. To call someone and leave a voice message, click on “Call Me”. This link is located on every member profile, immediately below the member name. Next, verify the phone number from which you will be calling. You must use the phone number of the phone you will be calling from. (Jangl gives you the option to store phone numbers in your Jangl account.) Jangl will have you set up a pin number to use to log into your Jangl account. Make sure you read the Jangl terms of service and check the box that you agree to them. Complete these quick and easy steps and you are ready to make a call to anyone that has a

Photoshop?
See my primary photo? How it is 5 different pictures and it cycles through them and stops longer for a few seconds on the pic that says Normal People worry me...Someone made that for me. I don't know how to do that or even have a prgram to do it with. I would like another one made. Does anybody on my friends lost know how to do those kinds of pics? I would appreciate if someone could help me. I have different pics to use for it.

Woohooo
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You're Special!!!!
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. "No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make

Floyds Natural World
The deadly black mamba of eastern Africa can cruise at a speed up to 7 miles per hour (11.27 kilometers per hour) in short bursts. That's fast enough to catch up to a human on foot.Black Mamba Profile Black mambas are fast, nervous, lethally venomous, and when threatened, highly aggressive. They have been blamed for numerous human deaths, and African myths exaggerate their capabilities to legendary proportions.For these reasons, the black mamba is widely considered the world’s deadliest snake.Black mambas live in the savannas and rocky hills of southern and eastern Africa.They are Africa’s longest venomous snake, reaching up to 14 feet (4.5 meters) in length, although 8.2 feet (2.5 meters) is more the average. They are also among the fastest snakes in the world, slithering at speeds of up to 12.5 miles per hour (20 kilometers per hour).They get their name not from their skin color, which tends to be olive to gray, but rather from the blue-black color of the inside of their mouth,

" Strangers Just Ripping And Not Asking "
'inocent_babygur...' just ripped your 'photo' from 'PsychoBitch Dizzy's FU Wife VIP assistant to Death of special forces'! inocent_ba...: no need i didnt ask for ur thnks ->inocent_ba...: i can make you one if you like ->inocent_ba...: ty ->inocent_ba...: ty inocent_ba...: ok iw will but u should be proud ppl like ur work ->inocent_ba...: out of respect to all here you need to ask the person not take it upon your self to rip ->inocent_ba...: and you need to delete it before i fix you inocent_ba...: then in your option block the rips ->inocent_ba...: excuse me i made it you have no right to it ITS CALLED " RESPECT " BEFORE TAKING WHAT IS NOT YOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help Sister Please
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my sisters pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST SHE IS IN FOURTH PLACE NOW PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN THANKS thanks laura

Wake Up Call Done
My eldest daughter called me last night and we had a long talk and everything is good again...I told her to go and talk to her principle about her non abilities to learn from the teachers that she has and to express her concerns about college and her grades as she wants to go to a very well known college..so I am happy that she called and we talked...now the next problem is the youngest daughter...I will get into that at a later date...lol

Sexiest Witch Contest Rules
Welcome to the Sexiest Witch contest! Very simple rules: No Hating No Cheating No Downrating NO Drama Self bombing VERY highly encouraged Contest opens at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on the 26th, ends at 12:00 midnight Pacific time on Halloween. Whoever has the most comments by then wins the big kahuna! Good luck and HAVE FUN! Prizes, prizes PRIZZIZES: 1st Place: A custom made morph. Just for you!!!! 2nd place: A ticker message to slap up all over Fubar! 3rd place: A big Pimpin gift of my choice (no, I can't afford to get you a million dollar mansion....lol)

Tracking Joanna Ammons Predictions
I have been a client of Joanna Ammons for seven years. I came on here because I was doing a search online and some weirdo from Greece wrote a false letter on here about her. I decided to set up this blog to track the accuracy of the predictions she made for me. I know she has other people doing that, I just wanted to do something for her because she has done so much for me. I will tell my story in another blog. But for now. My gynecologist told me last year that I would not be able to have any more children because I was a was starting menopause. In February 2007, I checked in with Joanna and in my reading she told me that I would be getting pregnant this year. Well, my period completely stopped. I thought I was in full menopause. Upon going to the doctor today, I learned I was 7 weeks pregnant ! I have an ultrasound of my beautiful baby! I am so excited I just had to shout out ! I AM PREGNANT!!! I cannot wait for my husband to come home.

Searchin For A Fu Wifey
Hello ladies Im Lookin for a FU Wifey so lonley on here,tired of just bein sad and lost. If you think im worth it to be your fu hubby Comment this and let me know why or hit me up on Shoutbox. XOXOXOXO Marius Vampiric_Phantom

Baby Issues
ok heres the thing. I have a son who i adore more then life its self, but his "father"and i use that word lightly is saying that the baby isnt his but he did agree to take a dna test to find out if my son is his (which i know he is) but every time i try to get ahold of the guy he avoids me and wont return my messages. I am so lost at what to do because i dont want my son growing up not knowing who his "father" is i went through that and know how it feels but all the same i dont want my son knowing that his "father" ver denied him so what should i do? get the dna test done of course but should i tell my son when hes old enough to understand or not tell him at all? its so stressful and confusing that there are times i just want to break down and give up but then i think about my son and know that i cant just give up i have to keep going at least for him............

Somewhere In The Night
Somewhere in the night a child cries, A woman weeps and someone dies. Somewhere in the night, humanity hides. Somewhere in the night , a soul screams, As people fade and die, lost in dreams. Somewhere in the night, reality lives. Somewhere in the night loneliness dwells, As people die, no sounding bells. Somewhere in the night, she dies alone. Somewhere in the night ... Where is the light?

_-michelle-_
There was soemthing I searched for through 46 states. And 3 different countries to add to the stakes. It all seemed so hopeless so much time was a waste. I prayed everynight to God for a taste. I just wanted love, such a simple request. The answer was always "no simply not yet" So I kept up the search for someone like me. I looked and i roamed wondered where she could be. Did she exist or was it all just a dream. I thought "what a fool" as I kicked and I screamed. There is no one there, at least not for me. Hope there was none or none I could see. I gave up what I longed for and let everything be. A life with another was just not for me. Then she came out of nowhere like a wave from the sea. And crashed on my heart like I couldn't believe. But easy it's not for a fight lies ahead. But thats nothing to me i'v fought and i'v bled. Though the battlefields different then ever before. Different then drudging through mud and through gore. For here only lov

Back From Hospital
I am back home fro a few and would like to thank you for all the love , i am very sick and am making it day to day, please keep me in your prayers and blessings, ill will be on when i can get on, been very rough , and had surgery, which was quiet pain full and took allot of my energy away, i missed everyone and hope all my friends support me , thank you all.......Billy Tucker aka Just Shizzle

Tubing..as In ..innertube..duh!;)
The §even And 1... M, 22 Saint Louis, MO The Tube Jump Challenge created @ 2007-10-25 08:35:33 -- expires in: 14 hr [EVERYONE] I claim to be the "Tube King". I don't mind stepping down, as long as it is to a worthy Opponent and a master of the Tube themselves. I have been challenged to a "Tube Off", and my thought is "Who's gonna take this all the way?" Who do you think is the tube master tn=1" border=0> 82 votes 262 views 16 comments Myself, The Seven ** OR ** Her, JohnJacob...

Halloween Party
My husband (J) and I went to an awesome Halloween party last weekend. We’d decided last month we wanted to go, when we met a couple (T and P) at the August party we wanted to see again, and, I wanted to go to a costume party. :) I found my costume a few weeks ago. I was the “Stitch Witch”. J was a biker. (YUMMY)… We weren’t sure if our friends M and K were going to go, but as long as T and P were going, we were there! After a long drive, and a shower, we were ready to go. M and K were there already… they’d gone straight to the party. M took a picture of me from under the table! The hosts post pictures of the parties on their site, and there they are. LOL T and P finally showed up. T got J to dance, even. :D Well, much flirting ensued. M was drinking a LOT. They had “underwear roses” on the tables, and M said if I found him one in black, he’d wear it. A challenge? I accept… I had one for him in about 15 seconds. :) Five minutes later, M comes

What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but do not forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like ... Dec 23 to Jan 01 Apple Tree Jan 01 to Jan 11 Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 Cypress Tree Feb 04 to Feb 08 Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 Pine Tree Mar 01 to Mar 10 Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 Lime Tree Mar 21 (only) Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 Hazelnut Tree Apr 01 to Apr 10 Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 Walnut Tree May 01 to May 14 Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 Ash Tree Jun 04 to Jun 13 Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 Fig Tree Jun 24 (only) Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 Apple Tree Jul 05 to Jul 14 Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 Cypr

Moving
I keep moving along One day it’s you The next it’s someone new I know I need to stop and plant myself Grow some roots but I can’t deny this restlessness That takes a hold of me I keep searching for the way it used to be When I was in love with you and we were so free You set me on fire with every kiss Your eyes seared me with each breath And your face and touch is the one I miss But what a mess we made And we both went our own way So I keep moving along Waiting for someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is just the way it is But what a mess we made The hurt and pain that cut us deep The words we should have hid away Accusations and resentments Piled up so deep We had to swim our way out Or we would have drowned So who can blame you and me So I keep moving along Wanting someone to make me feel the way I did with you Someone who will be nothing like you But that is the way it is

Safe/sane And Consensual
Safe "Safe" means that we take care of each other as best we can, that no matter how we want our scenes, however gentle or rough, we do them in ways that do not injure our partners. "Safe" means that we take the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases seriously and use our best efforts to minimize those dangers. What can you do? Educate yourself. Learn as much as you can so that you can do safe scenes. That means read books, take classes, and ask others about specific techniques that interest you. Want to learn to use a cane? Ask an expert. Want to swing a flogger? Practice first on a pillow. Whether you're driving a car or tying somebody up, safety should always come first. It's especially important to not let your desire rule your good sense, so think about the specifics of your scenes outside of the scene. "Don't think with your groin." Sane Power exchange is about trust -- trust that the person who has the power in a scene will use it responsibly. If you are the Top

100 Things Or Something.lol
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE

Longing For Your Touch
Each Night I lay awake Longing for your Touch Wishing to feel your skin next to mine I Long to Hold you in my arms Away from all the Harm Safe and Warm next to me in the night I Long to feel you soft skin As you curl up next to me In the Warmth of our Embrace I Long for you to Caress my slim arms Wishing that Our Passion will not flee But Forever grow and Lighten our Days I Long for your soft butterfly Kisses To be placed upon my Rose Petal Lips In the Darkest Hour of the Cold Nights I Long to feel Our Skin Touching Each Others Without the barrier of clothing I Long to run my fingers threw your silken hair As you explore my nude form with your eyes and hands Wishing to have your soft lips Caress my Silken skin I Long for this Each and Every Night As I lay here in my Bed alone and cold Knowing that only your Touch and Warmth with cure me of this plague Sleepily I pray and dream For this to come to be For one single night at least I Wish an

It Hurts
I'm not the type of person to just say I love someone, usually when I say it, I really mean it. I've been with my fiance for almost 3 years now. We live together and we've grown up together. It's been hard this past year because we really had to grow up fast. He's still in high school getting ready to graduate, and well, I'm going to college next year...I've already graduated. Sometimes it's hard to remember what it feels like when we didn't fight so much. I know we've both been stressed out...I love him, I do...... with all my heart...i guess I'm posting this for a breather..cuz on here unlike myspace... i can say things without people reading it..and freaking out. xoxoxo lil v

Been Away
A week ago tues my oldest son was having a medical problem, push came to shove and he ended up in the hospital and within 2 hrs they knew he needed brain surgery. The best in the country to do this was in Cleveland Ohio. So we loaded up the motor home and brought him here. He had his surgery wed. was a 5 hr deal. Good news they got all the problem and things are looking very good. He is one lucky guy. Reminds me that life can turn on a dime. Be thankful for what you have in your life, these are the sorts of things that can take it all away very fast. Remember to say I love you to those you love.

Fuck It
the reason i fll for my ex, yeah i fineally realised it, earlier this evening i was talking to a friend i met when i was like 19 years old, he liked me then but he has turned shallow, and it made me realise that i had a habit of falling for the first guy that would treat me like i was worth looking at, yeah because i am short and round, so what? i don't need that shit anymore, i give up, don't need it don't want it don't have to put up with it

Manners Please
Anyone who wishes to visit my profile, please feel free but please remember, I am a human being with feelings too. If you don't have anything nice to say then please don't say anything at all and be on your way...Remember, do unto others as you would have them do unto you....So, manners please. Thank you for listening to me vent....

Class
My nickname is "classy" and as most can see, i am a submissive. That doesn't mean that i don't have any class or manners. To the contrary, i have class and even more manners than most. i do not appreciate people visiting my profile and judging me. The only person who can do that is God Himself.. If you don't like any of this then do us a favor and click off of my profile and don't come back. Go play somewhere else....

This Is Rather Confusing
You know what is really sad is, ever since joining when it was CherryTap and now it being Fubar, I only know other than my girlfriend of course, I only know two people that live in Traverse City, MI. that is on my friends list and/or family list, that's pretty damn sad! What is wrong with this picture, huh? I can't be that scary looking and last time I checked I couldn't bite at all but I know it's pretty damn sad when there is other people that live in Traverse City, MI. and not many in this town want to be around me, that's sad and pathetic and it shouldn't matter if I'm working or not, I do have a right to have friends in this town and for those that I thought were friends that I think aren't on here, they need a damn wakeup call because I know full well, I wouldn't just make them feel like they've been shoved into a closet and left there. that's for sure.

Ancestrial Remains
Did you know from state to state graves of our ancestors have been dug up? Did you know that it has been many, many graves? By Federal law the remains and their sacred objects are then put into a box and taken to the local University to be studied then left in a room boxed up year after year. WHAT DISRESPECT OF OUR ANCESTORS………... We native Indian people don't treat our ancestors like this. Our ancestors are to be honored and we remember without them we would not be here for we would have no life...:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> I don't care what race you are. I don't care what sex and religion you are, this issue should be an OUTRAGE to all human beings. Please have a heart and help us bring our ancestors home. If you will write to the Senator in your state and demand the release of Ancestral Remains to there homes. We live in a busy world, but we have no excuse not to follow through with this demand "Bring the Ancestral Remains Home." Please take five minut

Finding The Path
Searching for ones self is a profound journey For there are many paths. Many will present themselves to be the path. Discernment of the heart must prevail. There are and will be a lesson with each touch. Only the truth will be felt it in the heart. Few will understand it and fewer will practice it. Creator has a vision for those of true heart. There is much wisdom and much sorrow if the correct path is not chosen. Sigh... Walking that chosen path will be difficult to be sure. There will be many other paths revealed. Hold fast; hold true to the vision ahead for there lay the wisdoms of old.

Top 10 Reasons Leonard Peltier Should Be Freed
TOP TEN REASONS LEONARD PELTIER SHOULD BE FREED, IN THE WORDS OF THE GOVERNMENT 10. "The United States government must share in the responsibility for the June 26 firefight... It appeared that the FBI was equally to blame for the shootout..." - Gerald Heaney, Senior Judge in the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals, in a letter supporting clemency for Leonard Peltier. 9. "We can't prove who shot those agents... Aiding and abetting whoever did the final shooting. Perhaps aiding and abetting himself. And hopefully the jury would believe that in effect he had done it all. But aiding and abetting nevertheless." -Prosecutor Lynn Crooks in Court of Appeals, October 15, 1985. 8. "But can't you see... that what happened happened in such a way that it gives some credence to the claim... that the United States is willing to resort to any tactic in order to bring somebody back to the United States from Canada. And if they a re willing to do that, they must be willing to

Invisible Woman Halloween Costume
Invisible Woman Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can be the center of attraction this halloween by wearing Invisible Woman Halloween Costume. On Halloween night in present-day Ireland, adults and children dress up as creatures from the underworld (e.g., ghosts, ghouls, zombies, witches and goblins, this year you can try invisible woman halloween costume), light bonfires, and enjoy spectacular fireworks displays (despite the fact that such displays are usually illegal). Halloween was perceived as the night during which the division between the world of the living and the otherworld was blurred so spirits of the dead and inhabitants from the underworld were able to walk free on the earth. It was necessary to dress as a spirit or otherworldly creature when venturing outdoors to blend in. The children knock on the neighbors' doors, in order to gather fruit, nuts, and sweets for the Hallow

Wedding
WE WILL BE HAVING A WEDDING IN THE TWILIGHT LOUNGE!! HERE IS THE LINK....http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052 THE CEREMONY WILL BE DONE BY PASTOR ANDY DJ MYNSY Pastor~Andy~DJ Mynxy ~& White Doves Fubar Lover& Husband@ fubar ....AND WILL HELD AT 1PM... WE ALSO STILL NEED TO 3 WITNESSES, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED PLEASE LET US KNOW... AND WE WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE TO BE THERE!!!!! THANKS...MUAH

Pimipout Woohoo!!!!!!
This is my personal pimp so could all my friends go show all these guys some love they are great people Joke®s Wild™ - The Blogz you love to hate - Engaged to DJ Lacey@ fubar INFARRED~DIRTY SOUTH CREW~FOUNDER OF SPIRIT BOMBERS~WTC TRIBAL COUNCIL~D&DC~~ LOVING MIKE ALWAYS~~@ fubar Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ★☆★ƒreedom ίsnt ƒree★☆★**No Salute=No Add**@ fubar There they are so pimp them out i would like to take time to tell all of you ty so much and i am going to do this more and more so plzzzzz help and thank you all so much DJPhilburg360

Food For Thought
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together. It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO,' he said. I have decided to choose one of you. The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued. I am going to give each one of you a seed today - a very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO.' One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Every day, he would water it and w

Friends
*Friends are like candles that give light to our path... *It is better to have a critical friend than the one who flatters you... *A loyal friend is like a safe shelter, find one and you have found a treasure... *A loyal friend is like medicine that keeps you in good health... *A friend loves at all time!... TRUE FRIENDSHIP enable us to share some of our deepest thoughts and feelings w/ one another. Our happiness overflows when we share it with them, our sorrows and problems vanish when we tell it to our friends. FRIENDS make us stronger each day because they are ready to enlighten and support us in any undertaking. We become special whenever we are with them because they make us feel valuable, loved and respected. We can count on FRIENDS... ... to listen to our problems ... to keep a secret ... to have a fun day and night ... to fix something that's broken ... for an honest opinion ... for encouragement ... we share with them our deepest secrets, hopes and des

God's Letter To Women
When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man, because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you. Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. >From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life.I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as

Sorry I've Been Mia!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Sorry, i have been too busy with work & have not had time to show some love like i used to, but this is the busy season 4 me now & my time is very limited.. As soon as things slow down & back to normal, i'll be back up & at it again.. Stay blessed & take care always, Huggssss & Smiles Have a Wonderful Weekend! xoxox @}----;------ Hunni;)

What Is A Rose?
Budding young at heart shadowed by leaves of hope WHITE for an infinite beginning, purified and new RED brings about deepest love, honest and true Alone so simple, joined together now perfect unity Petals so softly hinted PEACH, blushing modesty ORANGE fills the fascination of tainted flames Enlightened with CORAL shimmers a hidden desire Impossible dreams reaching from the BLUEST skies Bleeding into shades of PINK gracefully begins to cry Becoming PURPLE so fulfilling yet exquisitely unique YELLOW is that special friendship we all tend to seek Thorns unevenly spaced out scattered throughout Even the strongest must be careful not to fall Silhouetted with a tears of BLACKENED thoughts Remind us of a life we all once tenderly did share So next time you hold a rose as simple as it may seem Remember just how precious the gifts of life may be…

This Is The Meaning Of Love
Someone who makes you feel good about living, Who brings out the you who is joyful and giving This is the meaning of love. Something that gives you a chance to be strong, Or trust in another to help you along This is the meaning of love. Somewhere that you feel like you've been forever, A place where you're growing and learning together. This is the meaning of love. All that I am, ALl that I see, All that I dream and I do Are better and brighter And filled with more meaning Because of my feelings for you.

My Grandson
Dear Blog, Im here today with a weighted heart, as you know dear blog, my children and grandchildren are the core of life. My Grandson has been sick, and has been a concern with me for a long time. He is only 15 months old and has been on antibiotics so much since he was born. Which is never a good sign. It is one of the most over used man made drug there is. He was a preemie when born and it seems he has always struggled with one thing or another, from sleep apnea to infections. He has had his adenoids removed. He is scheduled to have tubes in ears this Wednesday. I am sure they will wait now becuase of the lab work. His latest illness has added a yeast infection from all the antibiotics. My daughter went back to the doctor today to find out the results of his test he had done recently. They are making him an appointment at Rileys children Hospital with a specialist. His blood count was all off and they are not sure what is going on. I pray they find out w

Cheating Scripts
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THIS MORNING THAT I WAS CHEATING WHILE BOMBING MY FRIEND...YOU TELL ME HOW IN THE FUCK YOU CAN CHEAT BOMB? I WAS ACCUSED OF USING A SCRIPT PROGRAM...FIRST OF ALL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS...OR HOW TO USE IT IF I DID HAVE ONE..UMMM...WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS YOUR OUR OF COMMENTS...ITS NOT LIKE A SCRIPT GIVES YOU UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF COMMENTS?...SOME ONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME...YOU GO IN AND BOMB SOMEONE..WHEN YOUR OUT OF COMMENTS...YOUR DONE...SO HOW IN THE FUCK IS ME SPEED BOMBING SOME ONE CHEATING...I PAYED FOR MY FUCKING VIP...ITS A GLITCH WITH THE SYSTEM...ALL IM DOING IS BLOWING THROUGH MY COMMENTS FASTER WHILE SHOWING MY FREINDS SOME LOVE AND GETTIN ON WITH MY DAY...CHEATING...I DONT FUCKING THINK SO...AND NOW IV GOT SOME ONE CHECKING THE CONTEST IM BOMBING TO MAKE SURE IM NOT POSTING COMMENTS MORE THAN 7 SECONDS CLOSER TOGETHER...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE...

Susan Storm Halloween Costume
Susan Storm Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! You can go as Susan Storm this year by wearing a Susan Storm Halloween Costume. In the United States, Halloween has become the sixth most profitable holiday (after Christmas, Mother's Day, Valentines Day, Easter, and Father's Day). In the 1990s, many manufacturers began producing a larger variety of Halloween yard decorations; prior to this a majority of decorations were homemade. Some of the most popular yard decorations are jack-o'-lanterns, scarecrows, witches, orange and purple string lights, inflatable decorations (such as spiders, pumpkins, mummies and vampires), and animatronic window and door decorations. Other popular decorations are foam tombstones and gargoyles. Halloween is now the United States' second most popular holiday (after Christmas) for decorating; the sale of candy and costumes are also extremely common during the holiday,

F.y.i
This girl is like a sister to me! She was my roommate in college and has saved my butt more times than I can count. Time and distance can not separate the bond of friendship that we share. So what this have to do with my fu-friends? My friend is a writer. She has sold a few pieces to an website and the more views she gets, the more likely she is to get a hire price for her pieces. Please show her some love by viewing her article and rating her a 5. Show her the love she deserves! CLICK HERE TO VIEW ARTICLE

Why Women Get Cranky
Why women get cranky! We started to bud in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra that boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next we get our periodsin our early to mid teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your ututerus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend a

Health Update
Hey All, Just to update everyone where i have been. Initially i was released from the hospital after 3 days with diagnosed concussion & a tear in my oblique muscle, & some general back trauma. All this from rolling my truck. Anyhow last week, i was on fubar, went to lay down & was awakened by severe pain on my left side & the inability to get a full breath ( i work in healthcare ) so i knew there was an issue at hand, i was taken to the e.r. A x-ray was done & confirmed my left lung had partially collapsed, probally due to a piece of rib bone they may have missed initially.. so i havd a chest tube placed ( worst fucking pain ever ) & my lung was successfully re-inflated. I was released back home on wednesday & am finally feeling well enough to pop on & say hi. I HAVE MISSED ALL OF YOU & THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE VERY SPECIAL TO ME ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ) I HAE MISSED YOU THE DAMN MOST. Anyhow, sorry to be rambling on & on. LIXXXXXXXXXX

Zero
Your down and getting up seems impossible. it seems so far. and why? why do you want to get up again? You have fought your whole life to make it, and to do it the right way. To be the one carrying everything / everyone. Keeping your demons at an arms length while fighting for all of them to. Why because your stronger. Your bigger. But you get a hitch in your step. a cramp in your leg. you get a little slower but yet you still take on more and more. Its getting heavy. When you fall they all seem to just quietly slip into the shadows with out as much as a look back at you cringing in pain. You lay there wretching. So you build armor, pound by pound you put it on, pushing everything away from every direction. Breaking and crushing anything in your path. You build speed, you get stronger, you let the anger go because the armor protects you. you stand tall and laugh. because now your a juggernaut. Your unbreakable.... until next time you fall.... can you get b

Join?
PLEASE COPY THE RULES AND KEEP THEM IN EVERY BLOG SO THAT IT KEEPS GOING THANX!!!! (COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__ ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT..PLEASE MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOP 4 KNOW THE RULES AND HOW TO POST A PIMPIN BLOG FOR THE NEXT 4 KEEP IT ROLLIN PEEPS ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN THANX _____________ Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa

Surprised
SO SURPRISING NOW A DAYS TO FIND A MAN THAT SAYS SOMETHING AND DOES WHAT HE SAYS I MEET A WONDERFUL FRIEND ON LINE AND SAID SOMETHING SWEET TO ME AND SAID HE WANTED TO SEN ME SOMETHING AND ME I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL TALK BECAUSE MEN LIKE TO GET INTO A WOMENS PANTS AND SAY ALMOST ANYTHING WELLTHIS MORNING I WOKE UP TO A DOZEN LONG STEM ROSES AND A TEDDY I THOUGHT IT WAS SO SWEET OF HIM TO DO THIS FOR ME I KNOW THERE GOOD GUYS OUT HEWRE BUT NOT MANY AND REALLY NOT THOUGHT I WOULD MET ONE ONLINE BUT DID ... SO SURPRISING THAT A MAN ACTUALLY DONE WHAT HE SAID HE WAS...

Blog Pimpout Line
If you should be here but your not let me know Amber aKa CaSpEr - Dbo71's Woman - SCF Bombers Freedom Bombing/Leveling Family@ fubar♥StiNa AKA SKEETER♥ Member oF "THE PRIDE" & K.O.W (BARTENDAR 4 TECHNO vol.69)@ fubarBIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTERCajun Cherry ~Sign My GustbookSnowyEyesJasmin´

Did U Do Blog Train?
(COPY THIS >>>THIS IS THE BLOG TRAIN THE ____RULES__YOU MUST DO A BLOG POSTING FOR PIMPOUT IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP4 WHICH MEAN U ALSO TAKE IN 4 PEEPS AND KEEP THIS THING GOING.. ARE QUITE SIMPLE FAN R8 ADD AS USUAL,THE FIRST FOUR PEOPLE TO FAN R8 AND ADD THE PEOPLE ON THE BLOG PIMPOUT WILL BE ON ONE OF THE 4 PEOPLES BLOG PIMOUT,YOU CAN BE ON THE TOP LIST OF ALL FOUR PEOPLE AND AT THE END REFER BACK TO CANDLE MANN TO BE ADDED TO THE CM PIMPOUT ,..YOU MUST KEEP CANDLE MANN AT THE BOTTOM OF EVERY BLOG TRAIN SO PEEPS CAN REFER BACK AND BE ADDED THATS RIGHT EVERY IS GOING TO BE PIMPED OUT EVEN IF NOT IN THE TOP 4..IF YOU ARE IN THE TOP 4 YOU MUST DO A BLOG PIMPOUT AS WELL (YOU WILL HAVE A TOTAL OF FIVE 5 PEOPLE COUNTING CANDLE MANN ... IF ANY QUESTIONS PM CANDLE MANN

Rabbit Health Issues
Peter my Stud Male Rabbit that I rescued from an Abused Home has Swollen Testicles.An his hind Legs are Paralized. Looks to me that he was Bitten by a Recluse Spider.If Peter Dies he proberly wouldn't be Crock potable with a Poison in his system. With the Goverment Slicing my Check I cannot afford the Vet.When my Buddy gets home in an Hr.Should we take it out an Shoot him ? Please Comment Bottom this Blog for Suggestions.Ty. Hopefully gets better

The Belfast Cowboys
The Belfast Cowboys/St Dominic's Trio's I danced with Linda I danced with Jean I danced with Cindy Then I suddenly see Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary is so pretty The prettiest in the land Guys come from every city Just to shake her shaky hands Linda can cook Jean reads books Cindy can sew But I'd rather know Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Maryann with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Writen by the Belfast Cowboys..

Is It Really N.s.f.w
Here I set staring in front of yet another, club. Fubar, Hmmm is this any better than My Space, Hi5 Tagged, Hmmm I don't know. The people here all seem pretty cool, some even like to show off their stuff (NSFW) I guess this is really cool, but is it really I mean I see this one pretty hot Racheldelicous or something like that she is hot, nice titts, another one my goodness plays with herself, it's all good. so I sign up, look around, so far so good, so here I am, I'll stick around for a while. for all you that read this I want to start a collection of NSFW send me what you got, cause I really want to see

24nmbr1
Are there any NASCAR fan`s out there ? If so, check out my NASCAR pics on carnut.com. I have race pics from Dover & Pocono on there. Click on Car Show pics and you`ll see NASCAR Dover & Pocono pics by Dan Rowland. That`s me !!

Thanks Liz!! My Hero!!
I ran out of gas in on the 710 last night on my way to Long Beach. So I coasted off the freeway and into an outlet shoe store in Carson. They were closed but a guy told me there was a gas station a few miles down the road. So I started pushing my bike. I was only about half a mile or so down the road when Liz, the assistant manager from the store I was at asked if I wanted a ride. I told her that it was okay, but she insisted on helping. So she drove me to the gas station. But they didnt take cards. So she drove me to a bank...then back to the gas station then back to my bike. I tried to offer her some gas money but she wouldn't take it. Anyways.. thank you Liz..evan though I know you'll never see this. I'm just really glad to know that there are still nice helpful people out there!!

Deklet
I don't usually blog, but the more this year goes on the more I am convinced that more and more people are becoming shallow and selfish. I have lots of examples I could quote but I won't, I'm not one to make a public exhibition of my or anyone else's shortcomings.. what I will say is I'm dismayed by the lack of honesty on here and in 'real life'.. so in future I'm making this proviso : I value friendship above most things in this life - so if you don't intend to be open, honest and true with me, then delete me and move on, find someone you can be shallow with, somewhere where loyalty and integrity don't matter at all...there are still nice people online and elsewhere, and I'd much rather spend my time with them - cos life is too short to be living a lie. Love and Peace (&Truth!) to you all.

Contest
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p

Downraters Don't Get !!
YOU KNOW YOU GET SOME PRETTY STUPID PEOPLE ON HERE TO DOWN RATE A TAG FOR THE TROOPS AND VETS OF ANY WAR . AND ITS SAD FOR THESE PEOPLE · Dboy215 rated your photo a '7'! HE IS 23 purpledolphinxo... rated your photo a '9'! SHE IS 37 AND IM LAMO BECAUSE I CAN PLAY TO AND BREW PLAYS IT BETTER SO, PLAY THE GAMES DOWNRATERS WHAT COMES AROUND DIFFERENTLY GOES AROUND . imikimi - Customize Your World

Horidscope?
You may have a brush with fame -- or be mistaken for a celebrity yourself. Something about you is attracting the attention of the universe, in any case -- and it can only make things better! edit: and I suppose that "universe" will all show up with their hand out too huh?

Workers
why is it so hard nowdays to find a junior who actually wants to work . put 2 juniors on at the start of the week the guy started off well monday we actually thought might have found a good 1 . tues shows up on time all good so far , morn break comes at 11 he's gone home sick only way we knew was the other junior passed message on . wed no show , we had to ring . thurs morn he rings early saying will be a little late he slept in , hour late in he comes unshowered & stinking . fri (this is the show stopper) no show in the morn , we get a call 1.45 in the arvo we ask whats going on his reply was i did say i'd be a little late (work starts at 9 ) was seeing my girlfriend but i'm still comming in just have to sign some papers at job agency .never saw him & if he shows on monday will be given the boot . the female we put on same deal first day no probs tues she had to leave early wed we find out she going on hols with the family all the next week thurs rocks up late 9.45 fri goes home si

Beauty Of The Moon
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.

Soul Mates!!!!
Two people with common interests, and characteristics, values, and views. They need not be lovers, but they need to be friends. Friends who share most anything, without having to worry, about what kind of reaction may be brought forth. Knowing that compassion and understanding will always be there. Knowing that caring advice comes from the heart, but is not ruled by it. One who can tease tears, and anger, frustration, and even a muddled mind Into a smile or a laugh. A person you wish to have as a part of your life, For always. You come close to asking "What could become of all of this, if circumstances ever came to allow it." For some reason, you always decide to stop. When the time comes, and I share this writing, I'm sure I'll be asked, -if only by one person- "Who did you write this for?" Thanks to someone in my life, who is all of this to me, I've written it for those who have found their soul mate. And for those who continue

I'll Be There....
*When no one is there for you* *And you think no one cares* *When the whole world walks out on you* *And you think you're alone* *I'll be there* *When the one you care about the most* *Could care less about you* *When the one you gave your heart to* *Throws it in your face* *I'll be there* *When the person you trusted* *Betrays you* *When the person you share all your memories with* *Cant even remember your birthday* *I'll be there* *When all you need is a friend* *To listen to you whine* *When all you need is someone* *To catch your tears* *I'll be there* * When your heart hurts so bad* * You cant even breathe* * When you just want to crawl up and die* *I'll be there* *When you start to cry* *After hearing that sad song* *When the tears just won't* *Stop falling down* *I'll be there* *So you see I'll be there until the end* *This is a promise I can make* *If you ever need me* *Just give me a call and...* *I'll be there...*

Love
Many are burned by love and then never try it again, as they are reluctant due to the pain it caused... to be loved, one must love themselves first..... to have love, one must allow love into their life to keep love, one must compromise with the one they love to keep the fire burning brightly.....to love..is simply to allow oneself to feel the heart open and allow to be loved.....dont be afraid of love, it can not kill you, only make you stronger .....granted it can hurt....but hurt is fixable, it can heal and it can make one wiser.... Put no demands on love, and love will bring you much. Give love away, and it will be yours in greater and greater abundance. With love, what was weak will grow strong. With love, what was impossible becomes real. Love can find the beauty and value in even the most desperate situation. Love will bring hope where nothing else can. Though love cannot be explained, it can never be denied. Love has its own reality that transcends the most oppress

Nursing Research Survey
Would you kindly go to the given link and take the survey? It is for my Nursing Research class this semester. Thanks!!!! Click Here to take survey http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=noOtXI_2bMh7jH8ypzLnCTiw_3d_3d

Fubar Contests
I am sponsoring two contests, The first being a Solute David photo contest and the second being an Ass, Armpit, or Breasts contest. The winning salute will receive a 30 day VIP from me, and the winning Ass, Armpit or Breasts will win a blast. Rules: Salute David: Your salute must be a photo of yourself and include a message to me "FrogMaster David". Your salute may be rated G or rated XXX its completely your call. Winner will be decided by popular vote. Ass, Armpit, or Breasts: Yes it is exactly what it sounds like. Send a close up photo of your Ass, Armpit, or Breasts so that people are not sure which one they are looking at and have to guess, lol. As proof of it being your own photo with pen or marker write "David" somewhere on yourself in the camera frame. Winner will be decided by popular vote. How to enter: To enter post this photo in your photo gallery, then notify me of where to find it. I will then rip it to my contest gallery. Dates

Full Moon Beauty
High above the World In the clear star lite sky I silently watch as I sore high Those that look up to the Heavens Upon this night each month I am welcomed unto you For I give you my All My ever full light of my shine On this Beautiful Night I smile down upon the world As I am praised for my glow and beauty As I shine my fullest for all to see I bathe in this praise For this is the only night Of each new month I do As I smile and glow upon the world Bathe in my Beauty As I lay high above you In the clear star lite sky For I am the Full Moon.

Accident
Hi everyone! Just wanted to let you know that my week ended just perfectly today. On my way on from school, a guy pulled out of a shopping center parking lot, hit me in the front left quarter panel of my Dakota, sending me into a Town & Country van. With all the rain we have had in PA, there was nothing I could do to avoid anything! Sooooooooooooo, if I am a little stranger than usual, please understand. Fortunately everyone, with the exception of being a little stiff, is ok....except for the woman in the van who seems to have a possible broken collarbone. Thanks for your understanding!

Eat Lead World!
Ok so I've come to a crossroads in my life with many separate paths leading off from here. I went and looked at a stereo school in Houston today. It's a 12 week program covering everything from the basics of Watts' and Ohms' laws(yeah when you get certified you have to know how it all ties together) to speakerbox design to working with fiberglass and metals. And that's just the first 4 weeks! The next four get more in depth with alot more hands on design and build. The third 4 cover custom interior and sewing(building seats, working with all types of materials, custom dash and lighting). Overall the program sounds really good to me but I'm not sure whether I want to give up on trying to get back to college or not. I've been trying(though sometimes not very hard) for the last year to get a job but nothing seems to be turning up. The first legit(great pay awesome benefits retirement and I qualify) job interview I get and I managed to screw it up. Some days I think I wasn't meant to ke

Army
Hey everyone, Some of you may not know but I have been in the process of joining the U.S. Army Reserves. Well Wednsday morning I headed to Chicago to the MEPS center to do my physical and all that other good stuff. Yesterday I got to swear in and finally become a soldier. I am now PFC Maulding of the United States Army Reserves. I will be leaving for basic training on Feb. 06, 2008 and will be going to Fort Jackson, South Carolina. Wish me the best and I will keep all of you updated

Want In?
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SATURDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p

Desert Island Disc
You're on a deserted island, the only thing that survived (bedsides YOU) was your IPod and these 10 songs: (fill in your 10!!) Rate from #1 to #10 and remember, these are the songs that you will listen to until you are "rescued" (days, weeks, months, years, NEVER!)

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... that it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothing new - yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off

Fubar Bouncers
Fubar Bouncers are supposedly to stop spammers and bots from mass rates and comments however anybody with a decent connection can trip the bouncer check. Sadly it is more annoying to us and only causes the bot operator to reset once in a while. Does anybody really here really think the bouncer checks are effective at anything beyond annoying the masses?

Internet Down Til Wednesday
well i will be on and off when ever i can get the internet.but i will be backon wednesday cause my phone-internet company sucks.feel free to use the LETS TALK button and i`ll try to get back to you soon as i can. some times it goes right to my cell. have a great weekend every one. mike

Due to the rain we have been recieving this week, 6 days no sunshine lol. We are having a bit of problems with our internet. So far so good it seems to be working right now, but it could take up to a week to fix , so I may be here an sometimes not. Hope to see you all soon.

Timbaland Lyrics
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like an angel, heavens not the thing for you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologizes, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...

Life
So i met this girl and we've been out a couple of time. We get along very well and she asked me today if there could be something more to come with this relationship. and yes i could see more then just us "dating". The thing is I am only in town for another couple of weeks, she is married but says she is going to get a divorce, she has 2 kids (which is not a problem for me). She would never move because she doesnt want to take the kids from thier father. I honestly dont see how it could work out. I am thinking it would be better for me to end it before we get to emotionaly attached to each other. Or maybe i should just ride out the couple of weeks she'll be here cause i do like spending time with her. sucks that life cant fit perfectly into my world.

Fergie Lyrics
Can't help it The girl can't help it First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it Can't breath When you touch me, see Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm goin down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me dont stay single for long Cuz everytime a boyfriend and I br

Artist: Timbaland
feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E. [Verse 1: Timbaland] I ain't got no money I ain't got no car to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we'll be the perfect soulmates Talk to me girl [Bridge: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go there, you can still touch my love, it's free We can work without the perks just you and me Thug it out 'til we get it right [Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)] Baby if you strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like you just the way you are (I'm about to strip and I want it quick Can you handle me the way you are?) I don't need the cheese or the car keys Boy I like you just the way you are Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip 'Cause I like, I like, I like [Verse 2: Timbaland] I ain't got no Visa I ain't got no Red American Express We can't go nowhere exotic It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that love you best Talk to me girl [Bridge 2: Keri Hilson] Oh, baby, it's alri

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to the tangled web that is inside my mind. This the first time I have decided to blog here on Fubar. Today I felt the urge to write for the first in in very long while. I am not sure if this is the correct forum for my writings,but hey I do tend to color outside the lines most of the time. Since today is the October full moon and the actual Samhain. I thought it would be the perfect time to share four poems with any who might be interested. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ AIR As nighttime falls, the dark wind blows over my skin. I feel her presence, as much tonight as when she slipped from my hands nearly a year ago. Cold stone ill befits one so full of life. Chiseled font; raw epitaph - so limited, so gone. The leaves dance; I feel her hair dancing too. Then a flutter of wings. Cold, brilliant beam of Luna's light surrounds. For a moment, you are caught in the winds. For a moment, you are present in the leaves. For a moment, I see you,

Ex's And Lies
Why is it when you break up with someone and you try to be their friend....it seems like all they want to do it run their mouth and be a little bitch. To top it all off, they cant do it to your face. Just behind your back and then post it online to the entire world in a blog! Well, I am tired of being so damn nice. All of my Ex's that have pissed me off, go suck a fucking dick! You all suck and there is a damn good reason we arent together! And to the ONE who likes to make me look like the bad guy on myspace and to people I work with! Fuck you! You got everything you deserved and then some! Keep running your mouth, I have not even began to spill your dirty little secrets and I have many! Leave me alone! And I am sure I will hear about this at work, but tell it like it is!

Contest Join In???:p
OK PEEPS I DOIN A CONTEST IT WILL START 12MIDNIGHT TONIGHT SUNDAY MORNING CENTRAL TIME _____________ RULES. 1.HAVE FUN 2.NO DRAMA NO BS 3.HAVE FUN LMAO PRIZES OK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1ST= TICKER,OR A KEWL HALLOWEEN CUSTOM PICTURE,OR 90,000FU BUCKS 2ND= CORVETTE,OR PORSCHE,OR THE FU MONEY AMOUNT OF A VETTE 3RD MOTORCYCLE,OR 20,000FU BUCKS THIS WILL LAST 1 WEEK,AND STOP ON THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY AT 12CT PM CANDLE MANN IF U WANT IN THANX SLOTS FILLING FAST GET IN WHERE YA FIT IN :p

Obit
I posted this in the wrong place.... so here it is now.... The Reverend Clarence C. Searles, 75, of Wayne died peacefully on Monday, October 22, 2007 at Saint Josephâ€™s Medical Center, Paterson, from complications due to a stroke. The Rev. Mr. Searles was ordained to the Diaconate in 1972 and served the majority of his ministry at Christ Episcopal Church, Pompton Lakes, where he was in charge of outreach and pastoral care. He was also Deacon-in-Charge at the Church of the Good Shepherd in Ringwood, NJ during the late 1970â€™s. Before his retirement in 1997, he was employed for thirty-five years by the First Manhattan Company, New York. He was a member of the Data Management Division of Wall Street and served as president for a two-year term. Devoted husband to Maple (nee Medford) for fifty years, loving father of Robert, Linda, and Steven; cherished grandfather of Scott, Steven, Jason, Matthew, Katelyn, and Douglas, and beloved great-grandfather of Dominic, Elizabeth,

Introducing Me !!!
Hi there everyone. Not sure what to say, not much interesting about my life. I am in a lesbian relationship, and have a beautiful daugher. I am abit shy, but love a chat about anything or nothing at all.

My Lips Contest!
Would you come help me out in my contest? I always try to return the love. If you dont have time for comment bombing, i understand. BUT, would you rate the pic for me before you go? Thank you, Mandy scsweetie DSC & WTC member

10 Rules For Dominants
TEN RULES FOR DOMINANTS 1. Be Patient Until you enter into a relationship with a submissive, you have no more right to order him/her around than does anyone else. Give your bottom time to get to know you and what you are like. Finesse and subtlety are major elements of dominance. Similarly, strength and gentleness go hand in hand. The sensitivity and awareness (or lack thereof) that you show in the real world is likely to be repeated in the playroom. 2. Be Humble You may be God's/Goddess' gift to the world, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunities to show how good you are - and plenty of opportunities to make a fool of yourself. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for a failure by developing expectations that you know you can never reach. 3. Be Open Although the top is classically considered to be the teacher in D/s-SM, you can always learn from your bottom, no matter how inex

10 Rules For Submissives
Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I

Why Cant I Sleep
This day is ALWAYS hard for meto sleep nowdays. Oct.27th.... This is the day that i gave life to a child after knowing only 2 mths that is was pregnant. He weighed 4lbs and 1/2oz. he was fullterm also.... then in Feb he got RSV and was hospitalized and almost died onus. He was a great and VERY spoiled kid.He loved life and made veryone smile everyday. then onAug.3 01 there was a car wreck. The damn setbelt and the seat of the car took him from all of us...... He would have been 13 today... I miss my boo! But i am so glad that he does not have to go thru all the drama of the life here on this god forsaken ground anymore... The pain NEVER leaves and you dont get over it... You learn to live with it... why does today bother me when i can handle it any other day of the year... I guess i will wait till the sun comes up and go tout to where we laid him to rest (which i did NOT get to go to the funeral because the STUPID ASS dr wouldnt let me leave the

Virus
Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation 'Life is beautiful.' If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , and delete it immediately . If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner.' PLEASE

Uk Levellers Members
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Election 2008
Election 2008 I have been thinking about who I would vote for in the national elections for 2008 and I am still stuck on a choice. I like Biden, but I am sure Obama or Clinton will get the Democratic nod. I am not sure about the Republicans, but I use to like McCain until he sold his soul to the right. I have no problem with religion or strong beliefs, but once it start encroaching on my right to be a how I want to be, then I view it as a problem. I think we have more pressing issues to talk about in this country, like a universal health system, education, poverty, jobs and overall security to worry about abortion and gay marriages. While these things might be important to some people on the right and some people on the left, I still view them as personal issues that should not be legislated locally or nationally. I don’t want to use this as a forum to get political, but I am asking everyone to vote with an open mind. Not everyone is religious, not everyone is liberal, and no

Friends
I thought we were just friends, But then i felt more. My friendship with you, I'll always adore. You're always in my mind, You're always in my heart. It will always hurt me If we're always apart. I never get to say How i really really feel. But i never really thought It would be such a big deal. But the time has come, I think you should know. You mean so much to me, Though it may not show. This is so hard for me to say, But i couldn't do it In any other way. You don't understand All the joy you bring To my heart.

Insane Clown Posse
PLEACE GIVE COMMENTS ON THIS!!!! NOT down wit the posse if you don't give comments!!!!! Insane Clown Posse (commonly known as ICP) is an American rap duo originally from Wayne, Michigan but formed in the Detroit neighborhood of Delray. ICP consists of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler). The duo was originally part of a larger group known as Inner City Posse, which broke up in 1992. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope usually appear in full black and white "evil clown" makeup, reminiscent of that worn by the Seventies rock band KISS. The duo has earned one platinum album (technically two, seeing as how the Ringmaster went gold twice on two different labels) and two and a half gold albums[1] They also have starred in their own feature film and formed their own wrestling federation JCW, Juggalo Championship Wrestling. ICP has a dedicated following of fans, known as Juggalos and/or Juggalettes. ICP began in the late 1980s, when a small group of gangsta rappers kno

Johnnie Bea Cool
Waz up Everyone,Today I Made My First Blog.Now some of you might know me as DA BLOCK BOY,Because of my REP and The News,but Im really a ROCK N ROLL RAP STAR.What Im mean by that is I play the ELECTRIC GUITAR AND RAP at the same time,Ring a Bell "KID ROCK".HAHAHA

We Won!
So my son's team won the football game last night. 32 - 6... it was awesome... so now we're off to play offs, which means probably football up to thanksgiving... I'm Happy. How many of you like to go to High School Football games?

Women
Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise" were my last words. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3:00 am and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed for our respective homes Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution to cover up my tardiness. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos....MIDNIGHT). The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow and continued to read the morning paper. Whew! Got away with that one!! Then he said, "I think we might need a new cuc

Fill Your Moments!!!
Fill your moments with action, and there will be little time left for worry. Fill your moments with meaning, and there will be little time left for despair. Fill your days with discovery, and you will fill your life with valuable knowledge. Fill your hours with caring, compassion and respect, and you will fill your world with love and friendship.Fill your thoughts with positive possibilities, and the best things in life will surely be within your reach. Fill your words with encouragement and enthusiasm, and you'll often find people and circumstances lining up in your favor. Fill your efforts with purpose, persistence, diligence and integrity,and your life will be filled with valuable achievements.Fill your heart with a love of truth and goodness, and your soul will be filled with the treasure of wisdom.Your life is a most precious gift. Fill every corner of it with the best that you can.

Freedom Isn't Free
Freedom Isn't Free I watched the flag pass by one day. It fluttered in the breeze A young soldier saluted it, and then He stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil? How many mothers' tears? How many Pilots' planes shot down? How many foxholes were soldiers'graves? No Freedom isn't free I heard the sound of taps one night, When everything was still. I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That taps had meant "Amen" When a flag had draped a coffin of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard at the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves in Arlington..... No -- Freedom isn't free!! ~ C

A Soldier's Prayer
It's time to sleep I've been relieved My rifle at my side My knife in it's sheath Lord let me live another day As I put myself in harms way I made my choice, I took the oath I stand for freedom, but I don't boast My God, my coubtry, my family The things I hold so dear With these all on my side There's nothing for me to fear But if I should fall before my next relief I will stand before you Lord with honor and dignity So, while I'm here please make me strong To fight the battles and right what's wrong GOD BLESS AMERICA

100% Military
My friend, my lover, my hero has went off to war. I know he will fight a great and glorious battle. I know he will come home to us, as if he never left. You will always be in our thoughts and prayers.

Contest
Please stop by this link and help a friend out when you can. She's good people and helped me out in my 1st contest. Rate her and bomb her pic what you can. Thanks and Have a great one...JC http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=515842&i=240754096

Bodybuilderjay
men and woman just love muscles lets have a look at your muscles ? leave me a message and i will answer some way or another ?????????????????????????????? ................................. and before you ask no i have not got a small cock !!!!!

Do You Believe There Are Angels Among Us?
Have you even been down on your luck and out from no where a stranger comes to you and comforts you. Have you been on your last limb and felt so alone. Then a friend calls you that hasnt spoke to you in a long time. Have you ever been on here and had fubar friend comfort you even if you just met. There are angels among us! To all those angels of mine. Thank you. Awesomelilbunny

What Should I Do?
what should i do when my heart belongs to a marine but im not with him anymore? and i like someone else? can someone tell me what i can do? id love the comments from this blong i just dont know what to do anymore im soo confused lol someone please tell me what i should do about this

Hearts & Stakes
Hey my first blog so want to get it out that I do not: Consume bodily flesh (unless it's a virgin, female and lushiuos of course). Scare with Garlic, holy water or crosses of any kind. I do however have a weakness, can you find it! That's it for now. Fatum Abyssus

Wonder What They Are Thinking
I know in time everyone has had a friend who they think are ok to hang with. Things go along well until you get into trouble and you find out who your real friends are. I have a few friends that the only time they get in touch with me is if they want something or need something. . . . and it is not just friends I have family members the say way also. Sometimes I just get tired of always giving to everyone else and not being shown anything in return. Is this a wrong way to approach the world or not? I really don't know anymore. I know I am naturally a giver and I do all I can to help others out. I am on a very limited income and those who know me in real life know I bend over backwards to help others. I have a friend who has run short financially and cannot afford food and I have gone out and bought groceries or even went as far as emptying my freezer for this person so that they could feed their family. This is the type of person I am. I am starting to think I need to change

Store Is Opened
PLEASE IF YOU VIEW THIS RATE IT _________________ ANYTHING????? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YACHT? MANSION? CAR? TICKER?? IF U DONT HAVE ENOUGH $ U CAN TRADE HALF FU$ AND THE OTHER HALF IN COMMENTS !!!!!!!! PM ME IF INTERESTED

Quizes
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Love or Lust? MY RESULT:Love Hearts and rainbows all the way -- you're a total romantic. Animal lust is nice, but you'd rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you're in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don't cheat, and you're respectful of their differences. And when you're not in a relationship, you're selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on. You've got a great thing going on, but don't be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much). Take This Quiz!

Wtf
OMG... First off let me just start by saying if you live in the country do not go see SAW 4 on a full moon night... Me and CD went to go see Saw 4 last night it was alright but not one of the best. Anyways on our way home it was like really foggy outside I mean so bad to where you could barely see the end of the hood on a car so me I drove slow down the interstate. We were doing fine until we were almost home and a damn deer came out from nowhere and rammed the truck. It smashed the drivers side window all to crap and you can see scarps from the deer antlers running all the way down the side of the truck and all the to the tailgate. It also broke out the tail light. We finally got home and had to get all the glass up out of the truck and off of us. CD and his brothers went looking for the deer and the damn thing is gone nowhere to be found. Ok there is my little warning about going and seeing Saw 4 on a Full Moon Night....

If I Had My Life To Live Over
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandma ramble about his youth. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains or the bugs. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching my children grow. I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime. Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnan

What All Guys Need To Know
ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised E

Fubar Adoption
saunders21: FUBAR ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of fubar Adoption : Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lolol k if uget this and someone sent it to u email me bac with taht person name thw winner gets a week of free drinks on me

How Can You Not See
How can you not see that the things you do can break someone's heart. You say things you don't mean and make them think you're one person when you're really not. How can you play with someone's emotions like a toy? Have you ever hurt that way? Would you want someone to do that to you, or worse your little girl? When you say you love somone you should mean it from deep within not just say it because it sounds good. To say those words and make the promises that come with being in a relationship should not come easily. Have you ever cried for someone you loved? Did you like how it felt? Does that aching burning feeling eat at you in everyway? How would you feel if someone intentionally tried to hurt you? Maybe they have, but don't take it out on the people who do love and care for you. That my dear will only come back to haunt you again. If you truly love someone you should stop giving yourself to others. How would you feel inside to see the one you love with all your heart giving themsel

Go On U Kno U Want To
This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. Smoked weed -- £10 Did acid or pills -- £5 Ever had sex at church -- £25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40 Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25 Had sex for money -- £100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20 Vandalized something -- £20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10 Beat up someone -- £20 Been jumped -- £10 Cross dressed -- £10 Given money to stripper -- £25 Been in love with a stripper -- £20 Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15 Ever drive and drank -- £20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50 Used toys while having sex -- £30 Got drunk, passed out and do

Get Well
LETS ALL WISH LEEANN A GET WELL SOON AND PRAY FOR HER AND HER KIDS SHE JUST WOKE UP 2 HRS AGO FROM ICU THIS IS THE GREATEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR LETS ALL GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO HER AND TO HER PAGE Schatz@ fubar

Blog This
I am a single dad. My daughter lives with her mom. I am a carpenter and love my work. I love music. I have 2 dogs,4 lovebirds and an aquarium. I'm looking for someone special to spend the rest of my life with. I'm an only child,but not lonely. I'm a flirt. I have a twisted sense of humor. I'm not a joiner of group activities. I hate religion. If there was a god I'd tell it to fuck off and leave me alone. I LOVE LIFE Nuff said. If you want to know more ask me.

Just A Thought
i have come to the conclusion that if a man says your sweet you got no chance in hell, so maybe i should stop being so sweet and becaome like the high percentage of women who are not sweet but total bitches seems they get farther in life by being total bitches and men seem to like them better then the so called sweet ones. so what do you think total bitch or stay what they call sweet

Excalibur Is Back
COME AND HEAR THE DJ'S THAT PLAY IT ALL ......... THAT IS RIGHT PLAYS ALL REQUESTS AND ALL DEDICATION..... COME AND HANG OUT AT THE CAMALOT LOUNGE WHERE THE KNIGHTS LOVE TO KICK IT .......... WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN .............. LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT EXALIBAR RADIO IS BACKKKKKK AND IN THE CAMALOT LOUNGE.............. >

What A Day
well my day was a wild one once again. i have had alot of crazy things happen n for the ppl who talk to me on yahoo n msn from here u know all about. but it has gotten better. i also want to say ty callo for the great pics of u. bye everyone

Trying To Help My Wife
OK My wife is having to do a tesis paper for school on a contriversial subject. She has chosen Abortion. The help she needs? Opinions. The question? When is a life a life? IE when is a fetus alive? The reason for the question and choice of topic. She just recently had an ultrasound done, and we can see the baby yawning. Even the doc stated that is what we saw. We apreciate all opinions on this subject.

Ohhhhh Ladies? Tim's In His Very First Auction And Just So Happends He Joined This Wildly Purrrfect Jungle Auction! I'm In Search Of Someone To Tame The Wild Side Of My Animal Instinct. I Would Love It If You Could Ruffle My Golden Feathers! Click Here To Become My Trainer (repost of original by 'Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz IS The Promoter & VIP Member OF CWP!' on '2008-08-04 12:08:45')

Fun Fun Fun!!!!!!!!!!
hiya guys u horny lot out there im looking for guys who can show me what they are made of and just how far they are willing to go on web cam for me! if you have the guts then add me to msn on girl_boy_boy_girl@hotmail.co.uk i would really love to see a group of horny fit young lads on cam naked for me. if you do that for me i might even go on 4 u . I dont normally show on cam unless ur a real stunner and show me exactly what i wanna see!!! girl_boy_boy_girl@hotmail.co.uk

The Baby
As all of you know it has been a very long nine months of pregancy. But on monday October 22 the new addition to our family finally arrived. A beautiful little girl named Moiria Corrine. She was born 7 lbs 9 1/2 oz and was 19 inches long. I will be posting new pics of her soon

Please Help Me Out!
Please help me out and bomb my picture at the contest! I would greatly appreciate it thanks so much!Contest will run from Oct 28th to midnight Nov 10th (That's 2 weeks) Prizes are as followed. 1st 30 day blast or VIP. 2nd is which ever the winner didn't pick 3rd is a 7 day blast 4th is a 3 day blast... Here is the link! Copy and paste it into your web browser. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1020195&albumid=641337&i=2643197224

Poem.....
I scream and yell till the voices within drive me crazy. They keep telling me to keep yelling, someone will hear me and help... but I can't believe that. Because my reality is so distorted I don't know who to believe or who to trust. Then they start to scream at me, "You know we are right. They won't help, they won't be there... but yet they just said different." The people on the outside pay no mind to the conflict which happens on the inside. Not once do I see a caring face or hear a caring question. Is it me that causes this effect? Is my mind and reality so disorted that I think this way? Is this truth or fiction that my mind has created? Or am I the reason for this effect, the reason no one sees the truth behind my eye's......

Do You Know????
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on the "Start" button? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? (What a silly question!) If flying is so safe, why do they call the

My Brothers Fu Wife
SEE THAT PIC? LOOKS TO NOT BE ONE RIGHT? WELL IT IS JUST CLICK IT AND SEE. LOL IT WORKS IT GOES TO MY FU-WIFES CONTEST SITE. GOING FOR A HAPPY HOUR. RUNS FROM THE 22ND TO THE 31ST AT MIDNIGHT. PLEASE RATE AND SPANK HER GOOD WITH COMMENTS. .