Fubar Blogs 5

What's Ur Most Atttractive Quality
What's Your Most Attractive Quality?your personalityyour sweet and shy and people really like you .. you except all kinds and don't judge.. you are very very kind to others and lend out your helping hand .. Myspace Quizzes

Are You Depressed???
Are You Depressed?You're Just EmoYes you're said, and yes you're more open about it than other people. But chances are you don't have manic depression, you just need a good boost or kick in the ass at times. Good for you for standing up to your right to feel--not enough people do. But don't think the world is crumbling down on you if someone doesn't agree with your viewpoint. Personality/Emotion Quizzes

What Kind Of Sex Should You Have???
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex/Intimacy Quizzes

Survey Thing
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o

Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts by Raso If Jesus had a brother do you think Mary and Joseph would ever say "why can't you be more like your brother Jesus"? Why are whipped cream and chocolate sauce sexy considering all guys get a boner over steak. Why do people ask how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop......have you people seen the movie? It was Dustin Hoffman in drag. Why do women say men are pigs? .....does that make women pig fuckers? People say Richard Gere is a freak because he stuffed a gerbil up his ass....do the gerbil's friends think that their buddy is a freak as well? How come Catholic priests can't get it through their head that sex in the workplace is wrong? If a rolling stone gathers no moss why does Keith Richards look like a spore?. Why do people shave their pubic hair? Don't they realize how many homeless crabs are out there? People eat mints for bad breath, why hasn't anyone come up with an ass mint yet? Wh

Rate My Baby
thanks all for the help, i love my freinds,,,CHECK HIM OUT....... if you get time i'd love it if you added youself to my babys freinds list and rated him... LOVE YA ALL ¢ÔRocket¢Ô Marie I love you so much baby. You are my world!!!!¢¾¢¾¢¾

October Holiday
I will be away from Fubar for the next seven days. I will be spending the time on holiday with the family. We are staying in the South of France as we did in October last year. Will be staying just outside of Nice again and as last year will be enjoying the delights of both Monaco and North West Italy. I hope everyone will have fun while I am away. Take care and I will look forward to speaking to as many of you as I can on my return. Oh and yes I will try to take lots of photos on my travels.

Wtf
Wtf ok wtf lol lets c how this crap cums out cause i have sum shit 2 bitch about and im stoned so y not lol..... OK whats the big fucken deal with solutes and y would u not add sum 1 if they dont fucken have 1, i tried and was denied so y in the fuck would i want 2 waist my time 2 make another fuck that fucken bull sheit, lol ok that last bong hit made me 4git about what else i was goin to bitch about, oh well fuck it, if it was pissin me off then i would have remembered it but oh fucken well later 2 who ever reads this and piece the fuck out lol

Advice Needed
Hi everyone well here it is..you see i have a boyfriend whome i love more than you could imagin. but his ex girl is his best friend and it has been nothing but problems..you see we fight constantly and she is always involved its either us fighting because i bitch that she won't leave us alone ever or he gets mad because he thinks i am controlling him..at first i thought that he must still love her and want to be with her but he has had a million chances because she still loves him... i don't care if they talk but i flipped out on him because he was going to spend the night at her house with their son... i know i sound messed up cuz its his kid but the whole reason i even had an issue was because he lied to me before and said she was not there and she really was so now i do not trust them together even though supposabally nothing happend that night its the fact that i did not believe she would not be there. the night he recently was asked to stay he left me and went, supposabally she wa

The Irrational Inspiration Of Youth
do not overlook who it was so inspired to provide these calming disturbances which infatuate and complicate these superficial and seemingly complacent standards of living. the peace of violent conflict invited to stir up satisfactions and desires. Emotions. acclimation to the usual ups and downs has no influence over the suddenness and unfamiliarity of these new twists and turns. Adventures. words and actions must be reconciled to the hopes and beliefs of Reckless Abandon. guiding, misleading... is it really following being led on or just wandering exploring the unknown. for all this idle contemplation and fickle behavior what is to be gained

Poem: Hurt
What I feel today Is such deep sorrow For it isn’t yesterday It is tomorrow I am still upset About what the day had brought It was arguing and fighting For it wasn’t what I had sought We argue, fuss, and fight I am tired of this Just about every day or night I can’t take it any more For my heart is heavy With feelings That shouldn’t be With love and hate I begin to wonder If you are the one Are you really my true love? Where is all our fun? In my thoughts of true happiness Were days filled with love and fun Where I am the queen and you the king What happened to those days, Hun? I don’t want to be this sad Or even begin to hate I am not happy so I wonder Are you really my true soul mate? We have had some good times And also some bad It didn’t used to be this way What happened to what we had? When we were dating I could see All the fun and excitement In your eyes for me For it is there no more You are mad at me And my he

Poem: You Make My Heart Race
You make my heart race You make it flutter And right now you have My mind in the gutter ;) I don’t know what you did Or how you did it You make me feel happy even though The time we share is just a lil bit We are miles apart And forever it may seem I want to know you better And I want to trust myself But I feel as if I have been lied to So much in the past it is hard to trust So are you playing with me? And stringing me along What I hear you say It often makes me wonder Is this guy for real? To wonder all this Is all truth? Or is it lies? I don’t know I am so confused From hearing what you say Is it true or false? Or half-way between Some lies and some truth Or is your heart coming clean? I am so confused The lil voice in my head Keeps saying go with your heart Then I keep thinking about lies That I have been told Over and over and over Is my heart ready to be bold? I want to make this jump More like a giant leap I want to feel my heart thump

Poem: Hugs And Kisses
Hugs and kisses coming your way, I would give them to you each and every day. You make me feel happy, once again. I even have this silly grin. I hope you know you have captured my heart, Even though we are apart. Though we haven’t ever met, I hope you are true. If not my heart will once again be blue. I am here and you are there My heart is yours to share You have done something to me I do not know When I am talking to you My feelings begin to flow You make me happier then I have been It’s been a long time coming All of this I should have known With the first kisses blown My heart has been broken Many times you see Right now You fill it with glee I have these feelings for you That I can’t explain You make me feel whole again Is that insane? I don’t know what you did Or even how you did it But you made me happy again And smiling here as I sit You are a different way with me That makes me feel something I hope is very true

Poem: I Give You My Heart 2
I GIVE YOU MY HEART PLEASE DON’T TEAR IT APART IT IS YOURS TO KEEP WITH A LOVE SO DEEP YOU MAKE ME SMILE WHICH I HAVEN’T DONE IN A WHILE I AM FALLING FOR YOU AND THESE WORDS ARE TRUE I WANT TO KNOW YOU EVER SO MUCH AND I LONG TO FEEL YOUR TOUCH RIGHT NOW MY HEART IS BLUE UNTIL I GET TO BE WITH YOU THESE FEELINGS ARE REAL MY HEART YOU DID STEAL YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME THIS I HOPE YOU SEE I WANT YOU HERE WITH ME SO VERY NEAR I SEND YOU ALL MY LOVE SHOWERING YOU FROM ABOVE I HOPE YOU FEEL THIS TOO EVERYTHING I SAY TO YOU THIS IS FROM MY HEART I AM HOPING THIS IS A GOOD START I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BUT I’LL SAY THIS; I AM FALLING FOR YOU, HUN! October 11, 2007 KIMBERLY

Poem 2
I give you my heart Even though were miles apart Now it is yours to do what you want But, please do not taunt I am jumping a giant leap With feelings growing deep Though we have not met In my thoughts you will set I don’t really know what to do Because now my mind is always on you I think of you day and night Hoping, you are the guy that is right For my feelings are growing for you All of this is really new On the day we will meet My heart will skip a beat The conversation will begin to flow And then feelings will begin to grow I am serious and hope you are too Because I am spilling my true feelings for you I keep asking myself, “Am I crazy?” And my answer keeps coming back, “Maybe!” Because, I am CRAZY for you! Without talking to you, I feel blue I just hope that I do mean that much to you And one day we will be stuck together like glue If you feel the same, please let me know If not, I will pick up my heart and just go

Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Lost
Lost and Alone Within this Life Searching to find Some form of comfort While Lost I sit Alone Within this Shell Of this World Wanting to be Found To be Loved and Held Within your Strong Arms Knowing I'm Safe and Found While I wish for this I shall wait til I'm Found Forever Lost and Alone While I fade into Darkness Wrote on 10~17~2007 by Raven Darkwood

I Want You Oh So Near
I want you oh so near And you are the one I hold so dear I want to feel your gentle touch That is what I want so very much You are what I am longing for I want you more and more I want your love and affection I don’t want any rejection I hold you so dear in my heart Please oh please don’t tear it apart I want to feel with you a love so true And I want you to feel it too As I look into your loving eyes I hope they are not telling me lies For what my heart says is true and pure Heartbreak is not what I want to endure I feel something with you so very great I hope I will always be your date I have an empty heart to fill with love for you I hope it will always be full for you Though we haven’t met You are the one I want to get You are the one in my thoughts and my dreams But you are so far away it seems If this were to work, I really hope so My love for you would overflow If you accept and love me and also my son That would tell me

Alone
I feel so alone I feel like I have no one I feel so sad What have I done? I feel so empty inside Does anyone love me? I feel no love None that I can feel or see I feel so empty I am so sad I’m feeling down I feel so mad I want to be loved But I am alone Alone in this world A heart-broken one I don’t feel anything There is no love for me I feel nothing There is nothing I see I want to feel love Ever so true And all I feel anymore Is just so blue Who I want I can’t have And whom I have I don’t want This is why I feel so alone My heart sinks down low I feel so sad and so empty Away is where I want to go Away with someone who cares And with so much love Maybe heaven sent From up above Then I will have someone My life to share And not be alone And have someone to care Being all alone in this world It is so gloomy and so dark I feel as if love for me Has missed its mark I hope that it hasn’t And one day I will

You Make My Heart Melt
You make my heart melt Into a puddle on the floor I am looking for love Please don’t close the door To love or not to love That is the question I ask Why must loving someone Be such a hard task I think because it’s full of emotions That makes it so hard If I fall in love with you Then I am letting down my guard It is up for a reason This you should know My heart has been broken A few times in a row I know things won’t be perfect Because I know they never are But with you I hope I’m not just wishing upon a star I have feelings deep and so true For what I feel and have to say Is that I am falling for you More and more each and every day Sometimes I wonder Am I setting myself up for more pain? Is this for real to him too? Or is it just a game My heart is not a toy Please don’t treat it as such I have thought about you Oh so very much I really hope that when we meet That you will love me And we will go beyond all of this And wha

Life
I gotta tell you what I'm feelin' inside, I could lie to myself, but it's true There's no denying when I look in your eyes, girl I'm out of my head over you I lived so long believin' all love is blind But everything about you is tellin' me this time Chorus: It's forever, this time I know and there's no doubt in my mind Forever, until my life is thru, girl I'll be lovin' you forever I hear the echo of a promise I made When you're strong you can stand on your own But those words grow distant as I look at your face No, I don't wanna go it alone I never thought I'd lay my heart on the line But everything about you is tellin' me this time chorus - yeah! I see my future when I look in your eyes It took your love to make my heart come alive Cos I lived my life believin' all love is blind But everything about you is tellin' me this time

Crappy B-day Due To Ex-wife
I got to have the kids spend the night with me last night and wake up to them singing happy b-day to me. That was totally awesome. After taking the girls to school, the EX called bitching about how I'm not a daddy to the girls. She kept threatening how she was going to do this and that, take me back to court and all of her other childish games. What it all boilded down to was that I had plans to go out for my b-day and wasn't going to keep the kids whenever it's convenient for her like she WANTS. That really got my blood pressure up so high that I was having a headache. I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it will make me feel somewhat better.

Omg.....stang Closed The Underground!!!!
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Having Fun
if you like myspace...facebook then youll love this! its jsut like them but you get paid for doing things! i love it! come join me in the fun! http://r.yuwie.com/Sheila76 hope to see you there!!!!!!

Wtf
Let's see here not all that great at typing but hell I am good at speaking my mind which eases my inner child may we say. Today was a true so so day. You know when you wake up do your regular routine work, off work, beer thirty, then bed....... well none of the less I started on thinkin of ways of changing that cycle. One of the ways i thought of was changing the job, maybe I've came to the end of the line there ... or maybe not. Perhaps maybe just making it beer instead of beer thirty, do we really need to wait for those thirty minutes that don't really exist in this case. and just going stright to bed, maybe i need to get a night life back again you know buy stock up in Jim Beam and Trojan condoms.... now would that be fuckin drunk or drunk fuckin, either and or both would be nice. Well either and or something different would be nice for time to time but in one sense, I have a stable job good income, and my daughter is well taken care of. I guess sometimes its just nice to re

Sad Love Story
I Love You Brittney loved basketball Friends and parties too And when it came to painting That's all she wanted to do She painted everything she saw Birds, flowers, the sky Some days she sat at her window And painted everything that passed her by But lately she'd been feeling woozy Her muscles ached a lot And her parents got kind of worried So they took her to the doc The doctor took a couple of tests To see if everything was okay Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness And this is what she had to say; "I'm sorry but you've got leukemia," "You've got about 3 months more." Then Brittney got up and ran out of the room And slammed the office door She ran down the street screaming And cried her eyes out dry And stayed up all night Wondering what it's like to die Her parents held her tightly And said, "We love you," "We'll make your last few months the greatest," "We'll do anything for you." So Brittney and her parents moved to Florida To live by

Thanx Friends
Funny how spending time on your back in a hospital gives you time to think. When you have someone planning every detail of your daily needs, bring food when it's mealtime, bring morphine when you have a pain in your ass that you cant get rid of. You can kind of let your mind wander, and it can go to some pretty interesting places. After watching CNN one night, i began to really worry about where our country is going. Not just the blatant mismanagement of our government, but where is the Heart of our country? I'll admit, i'm an old fart; I was born under the Truman administration, when the nation needed strong leadership. We had it, and we had a feeling of unity in the country that has waxed and waned. I can no longer offer a ride to a stranger, not only because of the danger to myself, but the law says i cant. Remember hitchhiking? A thing of the past. Every day you hear some new bullshit about "illeagal aliens". There are several viable solutions that I can see, so why do the poli

More Than Half Way There!
i am more then halfway there! woo hoo! if anyone is bored and needs something to do I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour. If you could leave a comment or two it would be greatly appreciated! I am all about showing luv to those who help me out! Please come by!! Thank you, Jennifer link:

Name
I have been asked about this. So let me try to explain; the last long term relationship I was in was with a guy who was into bondage;S&M etc. So I became a Misstress. I don't take money for my services and I'm not a sleeparound escort. I enjoy sex----I like to give head--I like to be submissive or dominate. If there are any questions just ask, I have tried to clear this name question up as clear as I could.

Saying What?
How kan u make a diffrence in tha world is there any one really nice out there? kan one person make a real diffrence? well i think it's true but u have to work so fucken hard to make a diffrenc it crazy!! But i guess in tha end it's all good! has any one change a person's life in there life time? Mine was this little gurl who lived with her mother of course she was a single mother with low income but it's seem's so tha norm now a day's. Well anyway's this child of 13 was sitting on the steps of this buildig looking so lost and sad!!! so i walked up and said hey what's going on why u out so late? so She answer's me i'm trying to stay away from home cuz mother is out parting and my sis at her friends and i'm by myself! And me i'm like woh!! mean!while i'm kinda buzzed from going out with some friends, so said have u eaten she's like no.NO nothing to eat at home and i rather starve so i was like why don't u wanna eat? she like wanna starve cuz no one care's and i thought what? Cu

Life
The wall is crashing down... the feeling inside is about to come out... how do I keep it locked in so it don't have to be shown.... the pain the sorrow makes me feel alone... I know some day I'll see you again but it don't help the pain I'm in....

What Test Say I Am ....
i took all the test that people sent to me and here is what they all came up with Your Personality Is Idealist You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at inti

The Lovers
The Lovers Tarot Card Number 6 of the Major Arcana The sun shines at its zenith and beneath it is a great winged figure with arms extended, pouring down influences. In the foreground are two human figures, male and female, unveiled before each other, as if Adam and Eve when they first occupied the paradise of the earthly body. Behind the man is the Tree of Life, bearing twelve fruits, and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is behind the woman; the serpent is twining round it. The figures suggest youth, virginity, innocence and love before it is contaminated by gross material desire. This is in all simplicity the card of human love, part of the way, the truth and the life. The woman signifies the attraction of the sensitive life but she is part of a secret law of fate than a willing and conscious temptress. It is through her that man ultimately comes and only by her can he complete himself. The card is therefore in its way another intimation concerning the great mystery

Jessica
Just another stranger behind a mask, only words to your eyes from the past. Eminent hearts whispering from a distance, only adding pain to the resistance. Such as these hearts separated by more than time, can only find each other in this rhyme... Seek no further for what you’ve your lost, taking hold of this sacred has its cost. Imagine now what future times have to come, foundations built must come undone. Can you feel the grace upon your flesh, only a desire leaving you without rest Accept no one love greater than yours or mine, look to the heavens now is your time… Thank u so much...It's beautiful!!!

Rugby World Cup Final 07
Saturday is the world cup final. against all odds current champions England have removed Australia and France to get to the final But they face South Africa now whom beat England in the group stages before England started firing on all cylinders Who will win? I want England to regain it but have to be realistic, I think South Africa are too strong and I see them winning it any opinions?

Leaving Again
Its almost midnight. I have to leave in a couple of hours to return to West Virginia. I am leaving behind my husband, my son, & my cat. I am doing this for the greater good. I must find suitable housing, work, school, daycare, etc. I am feeling guilty about leaving my husband to handle so much of the work, but I am confident he can handle it. He has the support of friends and the Military will handle most of the move. I will miss them more than anything but will see them in less than a month. I just needed to vent a little.

Dreamcatcher
Dreamcatcher - While many tangible aspects of Native American culture have found popularity in modern America, from moccasins to beaded bags, none seems to have resonated like the dreamcatcher of the Anishinabe. Although they have been given tribal names like Chippewa in the United States and Ojibway in Canada, the word that these people actually use for themselves is “Anishinabe” or “original people.” Straddling the border between the north-central United States and Southern Canada, these Native Americans or First Peoples have managed to continually occupy their original territories, unlike neighboring plains groups who were forcibly relocated. Because dreamcatchers can now be found everywhere from the tribes of the northern plains to groups in the Pueblo Southwest and even Central America, the origin stories of the dreamcatcher differ. Most, however, tend to at least share a similar use which, as the name implies, involves catching bad dreams while letting the good ones p

A Day In The Life.....
Ok this is my first entry on fubar....for some reason I think I like myspace better. This site is a bitch to navigate. Anyways....a day in the life... well, my life is just fucking peachy these days. Dont know if I can stand much more excitement or good fortune. If you believe that then I have some swampland in Az for sale!!! Had shoulder surgery, which went great, actually went back to work 2 weeks early only to twist my ankle in the parking lot of the hosp 2 days later. Just my luck!!! But I'll heal. I dont know half of the ppl on my friends list on this mother******. Sorry, I can be a bit of a potty mouth when I'm in a not so good mood. LOL. Anyone out there ready to cheer a girl up?

Let Me In.
cutting and scratching at my skin crying to please let me in so i can bleed and watch the pain flow away. im searching or answers but the answers i find chase me farther away. im scared and running; i want to disappear because i dont deserve to be here any more.

Only You.
you take away the pain of being alone, you make me feel like im not in this world on my own. everytime you look at me my heart skips a beat making it go slower and faster on a repeat. i love how you hold me in the night and love how ou wipe away the tears when i cry. when im with you everything becomes alright. when you kiss me i wonder y...before i met you i wanted to die; now its only when im not with you that i lie. lie to myself and to the world a fake smile parades the streets and greets the faces. i keep getting lost in all the mazes. my mind wont let me stop thinking of you , and i hope whereever you are youre thinking of me too because for me theres only you.

Too Late.
breathing his air through my lungs, contemplating whether to let me live as each moment passes. time slows, i sit and watch my life waste away with nothing to do but accept the fate i chose. everyone around laughing talking looking not at me but through me. im invisible. is this wat it would be like fi fate decided to tak eme? no oen to see; no one to miss me? all the years of trying to be something a waste, thrown into dreams for others to catch and accomplish. i try to blend intot the crowd like i belong as association makes me fake just like them. i have forgotten where i came form. could it be possible its too late to look back..

Engraved.
original version.. Lounging in the darkness, he is awaiting the perfect moment to spark, a fight; a tragedy. His whispering laughter engraved in my ear as he breathes his poison through my veins. Deeper and deeper he drags, suffocates me in his overwhelming flood of passion and embrace I longed for. The desire to be held in arms so tight but the arms I have found will kill me in the night. When I close my eyes blood red will stream down my face; then, life becomes only a race that I have already run. In the end it becomes clear fighting the urge to emerge from my insanity from the darkness that overcrowds my body. I want to fight and push him away but he loves me that’s what he always chuckles to say. Everyone know I'm drowning without hope into the lake of fire, but waking up in my dreams so cold, scratching at my skin to let the pain within flow from my body for what I dream is not what I see it is a mere memory of me. revised version. Lounging in the darkness

Night
ok all i need to get back on the road . i need to get 650 miles done by 8 am.we have to be in ohio by the the 22nd at 9 pm .ill be on more tonight if my hubby takes over driving in a few hours,if not ill see ya all tomorrow sometime.and good luck guys:) sarah

Need Some Assistance From My Michigan Friends If Not All Here
Ok my friends, I need your help here, I'll be heading to Grand Rapids, MI. tomorrow and they're talking severe weather here and since my damn cell phone is pre-paid, I won't be alerted to any severe weather if there is any, so here is what I need from you all, if one of you could call my cell phone and let me know of any approaching severe weather, it would be greatly appreciated, if you want the number, just fu-mail me and I'll be happy to give it to you, if you're not able to help me than I understand completely! I wish my laptop worked no matter what here, internet or not as I'm going down the road but oh well! Anways, thanks all

Comprimise
I have be alone for a long while now by my choice. The main reason is I just was tired of ppl using me for a place to stay and support them while they did lil to nothing more than just some of the house work. Keep in mind not all the house work. Any way im just wondering how much should I let go if I were to let some one in. To me its almost like i loose myself if i let some one in and have to give up lil things. Is that really true? Hell I dont know. I have one friend on here that I wish I could talk with because I know thier mine runs alot like mind, but im invisible to this person. Thank you to those who I do talk with its just a hard wired brain thing. I want the impossible, dream for the world, expect nothing, and get worse.

I Luv U All
So now I can finally have a breather!!!!!! MMMMMMMMM Cannot do anything 'bout my pixxx being NSFW so in that case I invite u all horny boys to my lounge at torridwoman at yahoo.com XXXOOO Lyanne ;)

Colorado
I've seen this thing before but it reminds me of home. I grew in the Rockies and spent 25 years there so I can identify. I've been living in the Pacific NW now for almost a year. Here's their version of the same thing: 1. You know the state flower (Mildew). 2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means. 4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. 5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. 6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. 7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal. 8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. 9 You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's. 10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye Salmon. 11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. 12

Colorado2
When your from Beautiful Colorful Colorado.. (my favs are with a * next them) *You love your Broncos, your Avs, your Rockies, AND Nuggets If it snows in the morning you expect it to be gone by lunchtime. You can name the states that make up the Four Corners. You never pack away your coat and sweaters. *You can name only two people you know who were actually born in Colorado. You know the elevation of a town, but not its population. People move onto the highway at 15 miles an hour. *You have absolutely no recognizable accent. If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy". You only go to Central City when friends are in from out of town. You think 5-points is a ghetto. You say things like "I don't care how big Golden is, it's still a one-horse town". *You think only stupid people get lost in your town. *When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South. During a thunderstor

Ok Ok Next Week Then
As ya'll know, or should by now i'm working on deleting friends without salutes (for those with a problem with it, you're probably one of the reasons i am, get over yourselves and live with it)... anyhow it's a tedious process and i'm done dealing with it for this week, about 1000 were deleted. i'm going away this weekend and plan to enjoy myself so i'm taking tomorrow and friday off of my little deleting spree and plan to just catch up with some friends when i'm around. i'm having major issues sleeping and because of this i'm VERY prone to missing shouts. please do not think i'm ignoring you, i'm just missing alot of shit... if i do it repeatedly i'm probably afk. as for tonight i'm writing a quick family only blog after this and going to bed, so please guys catch me tomorrow not tonight :p Love ya, Sin

You And Me
Musician, Chef, Peter Pan Complex, Fun Loving, and the person to come to when you need a friend, but the number one thing that I am thankful for is our Ladies, they are the best friends th at you could ever, ever have, they hold you and the whole world is better, our most precious gift from heaven, and they are all aroud us, like angels, How could anyone not see that? But if you don't....Wow dude, you have just missed all the days of your life....:o(

Storm
It was storming here, with wind gust up to 62 mph. Rain, wind, thunder, and lightening. So I am working at the bar tonight 10/17/07 and the fire departments head guy comes in. I didn't think nothing of it, til I look at his face. He told me that my huge tree in my front yard fell on my house. i said you have to be kidding me, he said no I need you to go home and check it out. So I had to go up home and sure enough my tree is laying on my house. It was still storming so we really could not see much but my husband went inside and made sure the roof was not leaking and no broken windows. So now tomorrow I will not be at work at my first job so I can stay home and clean up the damn tree. The worst thing is right now we don't know how much damage there is until we get the tree off the house!! i will post pictures when i can. UPDATE::: Got the tree all cleaned up now. Insurance adjuster just came out today 10/19/07 and told me some very good news! So now we can get our house fixe

Blah
so, i'm tired, bored and out of weed, i have money, yet no weed. what is this world coming to? i'mma go scrape a pipe and hope for the best. assalamaleka(sp) and praise be to allah. there's your update.

Fubar
Well I have been a FuBAR member for a while not got the hang of it an now i have bought a membership an its AWSOME!! If you dont have one GET ONE its worth the 14.95 tRUST ME!! Lots of stuff to unlock!!

General Black Jack Pershing
I found this by accident while surfin and thought it was very interesting and kinda odd as to where it came up and why ive never heard of him and what he did before. This is Almost word for word so it is of no opinion just a fact in world history. GENERAL BLACK JACK PERSHING Was born september 13th, 1860 near Laclede MS, he died July 15th, 1948 in washington, D.C. Highlights of his life include: 1891 Prof. of Military Science and Tactics Univer. of Nebraska 1898Serves in the Spanish-American War 1901 Awarded rank of Captain 1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General 1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major General 1919 Promoted to General of the Armies 1921 Appointed Chief of Staff 1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point Just before WW1, there were a number of ter....st attacks on the united States forces in the Philippines by Mu...m extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 ter....sts and had them tied to posts for execution

Shake The Haters Off
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10-18-07
Depressed, Crying Feel like Dieing Can't they hear my screams? Or do they only come out in my dreams? Help me, really, I'm not that strong I can't keep doing this its gone on too long When you look at me what do you see? Because I think I'm starting to lose ME!

Even A Thug Can Hurt
With space and opportunity being the only boundary, My feet smashes the cotton beneath my sole, The rush of anticipation is what it sounds to me, Each passing moment I can feel the intensity grow. His eyes burn by the sight of her, his ears screech by her voice, Torched by untruths and the reaction of heat, There was a word created called forgive but also one called choice, A word means nothing unless the person is willing to speak. They call it saying “fuck it” when fucking feels good, The touch, the feel, the smell, the sight, the taste, Actions show signs that when noticed is understood, Not knowing is like hearing sounds in a dark large space. When you give up on love does love give up on you, Maybe the people, but you always expect one, Is the good times over weighing the drama put upon you, Lord I Pray NOW, EARLY, for the next ONE. Munchie Way

JUST BECAUSE U LIVE IN THE SAME TOWN DOES THAT GIVE U THE RIGHT TO WANT TO MEET A MARRIED MAN AND DO WHATEVER U CAN THINK OF WITH HIM? AND U KNOW WHO U ARE OUT THERE FROM THE SAME TOWN MY HUSBAND AND I ARE FROM BUT NEWS FLASH HE IS MINE STAY THE HELL AWAY!

People Are Either Assholes Or Plain Stupid
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My Heart Is Empty And Blue
I feel so empty inside My heart is broken You did that to me You used it as your token For what I once felt Was love for you Now all you do is be mad Yell, cuss, and argue That is all you ever do anymore You are always pissed What happened to you? The guy I first kissed I feel my heart is made of glass You took it and it shattered You kept stomping it more and more Now you act as if I never mattered Now I feel so empty inside I feel so blue My heart is ripped apart Did I ever really matter to you? Yes, this question I really must ask For I don’t really know You treat me so badly But say you love me so If this is your LOVE for me I wouldn’t want to see HATE You treat me like this And then say you are my soul mate? Why do you say and do these things to me? You must love to see my cry You say things so angry and hateful Are you trying to make my heart die? It is still in many pieces on the floor You put it there by yelling at me I can

Weather
Hi All In case you looking for me 10-18 I have a weather probem hear NWS-SPC said we going to get a bad storm i be on if i can ( when it safe to do so most time i am on but this is mod rist of bad weather can include but not limited too 1) lighting 2) wind of 80 mph 3) torndo 4) power failers i be on as mush as i can untell it get realy bad.

A Rose For Myprecious
A Rose for MyPrecious. Her skin as soft as the petals kiss by the morning dew. Her wickedness as sharp as the pricks of the thorns against My flesh. She brings Desire & Passion to My life. TheUnLoved 10/18-07

Im Just Me
First of all...im a human being...im a mother..i work hard..i own my own house...im a good friend and would give the shirt off my back to any one that had less than me...im honest...and i have some good friends on here And none of these things

About Me
just a little info i am 26 mairred have five kids three girls and two boys. My husband Anthony is a wounderful man. I am here to meet new friends and have a good time. I am a stay at home mom and spend alot of time with my kids they are my world. Any thing else you want to know just ask and i will tell you. well this is it for now have a good day.

Fairy Tale
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to all women when they were little girls: Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. " ~~~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the prince

Love Poems
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wrote your name in the sky,

Lets Rock
~I need all my friends to help on this contest please my friend is in a contest for a happy hour and is in need of help so in helping me your helping her too. ~~~~ Please come and leave a comment or two or as many as you would like. Founder of COS~ Recruiter For The Git-R-Done Rebel Family Bombsquad~ 'Gothic Rose WRR Army' ~Fubar Wife of Warlock~BBG Fan Train~F.A.R.~{I.A.R.#41} ~Brought to you by~ angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar

Time Has Come
Well the time has come for me to be on my way. To all the friends I have made on here it was a blast an wish it could last longer. Now for the people that are up tight u can blow me..lol I'll be on the road driving cross counrty with my Baby Girl(my DOG). So as I say goodbye to Cali one last time I toss back a cold one for all of you in the FU world. So peace out an suck it easy. An maybe I'll find my way when I get to where ever it may be.

Need Some Feedback On New Material....
i am in band called Achilles Trojan Horse but we cant get anyone on the internet to give us feedback on our material. we have some light stuff similar to something like ten years after. then we have some medium stuff similar to led zeppelin, pink floyd. then we have some harder stuff ranging from like Velvet Revolver and Guns N Roses all the way to Electric Wizard. if you get a chance, stop by our sites and let us know what you think. here are the sites: www.myspace.com/achillestrojanhorse www.myspace.com/creekchubs2 www.discoverourband.com/achillestrojanhorse www.reverbnation.com/achillestrojanhorse www.synchronicitylive.com/achillestrojanhorse

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The Special Guy
There is a special guy He is in my heart Though we haven’t met And are miles apart I know what I feel Inside down deep Is love for him A giant heap He is in my heart Oh so very near Yes I am thinking straight My head is clear I know in my heart I need this to be real I am longing to be with him Or my heart may never heal I want him here with me I need to feel his touch Oh yes I do I want it ever so much When we meet for the first time Our eyes will lock on each other I hope it is what is in my dreams And we are more then friends and lovers I want that special bond with him Something no one else can give I want it between the two of us As long as we shall live In our hearts we are bonded Forever it is so true This is what I have always wanted For he my prince, and knight in shining armor He is the man of my dreams Is all of this true? A fairytale it seems All I can do is just hope and pray That we will be together one day

Hoping Wishing And Praying
I’m hoping wishing and praying I believe all the things you are saying Although I don’t know if it’s all true Really I am giving my heart to you I don’t know if this is a joke to you or just a game But all in all with me my love is the same I have no idea what you really think If you don’t love me My heart will sink I really do love you And I really care That is why I give you my heart For you to share I falling and falling fast In love with you And I hope it lasts When I talk to you Nothing else matters It is just you and I Is true love nearby? I hope that it is For my feelings for you I have something to say Honey, I love you! I know this seems quick And all of a sudden But I feel for you in ways I cannot explain The way you comfort me Helps to take away my pain You know what I go through Each and every day And the pain is so real But I talk to you And you change the way I feel When I talk to you I feel love and laughter I am hoping

To Get Me To You
Well I, I still can remember times When the night seemed to surround me I was sure the sun would never shine on me And I, I thought it my destiny To walk this world alone but now you're here With me Now you're here with me And I don't regret the rain Or the nights I felt the pain Or the tears I had to cry Some of those times along the way Every road I had to take Every time my heart would break It was just something that I had to get through To get me to you To get me to you Well I, I still can recall the days When I had no love around me Makes me glad for every day I have with you And I, I look in your eyes and know I'm right where I belong And I belong with you Always belonged with you And if I could I wouldn't change a thing Wouldn't change a thing baby Because your love was waiting there for me Waiting there for me baby I love this song from Lila McCann. Sometimes I feel this way!

What Each Kiss Means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS: - Kiss on the Upper chest: I'm ready. - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: You're perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I think I like you. ____________________________________________________ WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS: - Holding Hands: We definitely like each other. - Touching on the Butt: Your fun. - Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you. - Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are. - Playing with Hair: Let's fool around. - Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go. - Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ADVICE: - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ REQUIREMENTS: - Post this again after read

First Time..part 2
First time, part 2 You lay me down on my bed and slowly pull down my jeans. Then stand there looking at me with hunger in your eyes. You start by kissing my ankles, up my calves, to my thighs, my hips, stomach then stopping at my breast, putting your lips around my nipples, sucking gently and teasing with your tung. Moving from one breast to the other. Making my body shiver. You tenderly kiss my lips before working your way back down kissing my stomach. Looking up at me while running your hands softly up and down the inside of my thighs. You put your hand to my pussy and stick a finger in me, Feeling how incredibly wet you make me. Then bring your fingers to your mouth and taste how sweet I am. My body melts the minute you put your tung to my clit, licking it up and down softly with your fingers inside of me, fucking my pussy, making me wetter and wetter. Letting soft moans escape my lips. Then sucking on my clit getting it to swell in your mouth. Every time i feel im getti

Get To Our Blogs Here
Have a problem with BLOGS link showing up so this is just to have a displayed link to Paul's Writings.. if your reading this just look for the other writings here somewhere.. Paul & Sondra

Not Connected
OK THE NEW CANDLE TRAIN #2 IS NOT A CARRY OVER TRAIN WHICH MEANS JUST BECAUSE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN ON TRAIN ONE DOES NOT MEAN I WILL CARRY YOU OVER, YOU MAY REQUEST TO BE ON ONLY AFTER FANNED RATED AND ADDED THE TO CURRENT TRAIN..DO NOT COME TO ME COMPLAINING THAT I FORGOT YOU, NO I DID'NT FORGET ANYONE IT IS A NEW TRAIN PEOPLE...

Love The Tags
Done a few more skins. A couple new ones, and then have reworked a couple of my older skins to fit the new profile layout. All new profile layout skins include (NP) in the name. They are located close to the bottom of my gallery. As an added bonus...:)....I've also made some new tags. There are a couple of animated tags. They are a new experiment for me so I can work with a new medium. Hopefully, will get good enough at it to incorporate them into my skins as well. The little tag links will bring you to my "To Share, rip away" gallery. Take one..take em all, they've been made for the members. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog http://fubar.com/blog/60737 Here's my link. :) Year of the Dragon™@ fubar Please....do NOT rip the ones that are marked..(suitably enough) Do Not Rip. Respect is always appreciated. ************************************************** Canadian eh? (NP) Proudly Am

Pray For My Family, Please!
Tuesday we found out that my ex-husband, and the father of my daughters, died a yr ago on September 2, 2006! The girls had lost touch and we are just finding out. His family didn't know either, or we would have known. If you pray, please do, and if you don't pray please keep my daughters and the family in your thoughts. Thanks, Rea Niece

Piss Off Wanker!
Just recently certain hoople heads are getting on my nerves they seem to think they can assist me in what they have deemed my plights so please do be intelligent enough to analyze this very concise morsel of rage ... It's these people for which I hold nothing but contempt. These overbearing, holier than though, shallow, misguided, corrective (your not my fucking mentor/editor/ruler) cattle. And if that offends you then good you realize the truth and you're a target... Short, sweet and to the fucking get out of my head, point! Ahhhhhhh...

The Love Is Beautiful?
They said LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL , yes it is! When you have these thing called love everything is beautiful and different. But, it's hurt you, too! In love, there's always a place and space for each an individual. It doesn't tell you WHEN, WHERE and HOW it happens? It doesn't even cared if you're MARRIED or SINGLE! It just come and knocks into everyone's heart without saying a word. We do all fall inloved and when we does ... everything speaks and confesses even the secrets of your heart which is called THE FEELINGS. But to have this feelings is quite difficult to the fact, that you can't have it! You can have her heart but not the person itself! You dream and think of her everyday, every moment of your life and your heart beats so fast because you cared this person a lot.They said LOVE DON'T HAVE LIMITS! At first, I disagree but indeed, it's true! When your heart ruled over your mind you sometimes forgot the said LIMITS especially if it beats to someone. You didn't think of yourself anymor

Red Shirt
Red Shirt If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq , I'm taking him home to his family. The rea lization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I c

A Heads Up > Im Not Ignoring You All!
Ok heres the update. Im NOT ignoring everyone, I've just been super busy. This weekend and following week will be busy as hell. I have court, a few doc appointments, a 3 day interview, Possibly going out of town for a few days to pack up all my shit and bring it up here, being full time mother to 2 kids, and full time aunt/sitter to 6 other kids. And some where in all that, my birthday is sunday the 21rst, and I plan (well hope) to be able to go out to celebrate.If things go right I'll be able to be kid free and go clubbing and/or to bars. Hell even going out to the movies would be nice! lol So ya, I'm not being a rude bitch, I just have a life outside Fubar! lmao. Leave me lots of luv tho and as soon as i have spare time I WILL return all luv given to me! Promise! So give me some thing to look forward too! Leave me lots of birthday love too! Oh yes, and In case any of you want it, i do have a myspace and yahoo. Just gotta ask me for it if you dont have it already! XOXOXO's,

Fuck Love
been here before?????? hell yeah????? you said you would stop remember???????? fuck this!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck this love!!!!! i cant take what your doing to my insides anymore!!!!!! i find myself screaming inside. never able to say what i mean or to stay mad with you.....dont touch me!!!!!! dont breath my name!!!!!! i cant take this anymore......your killing me on the inside.....slowly loseing myself unable to remember who the fuck i am without you......fuck this love.....fuck you......fuck all the damn lies....or rather fuck all the little shit you forgot to tell me........or just left out to keep me from walking out the door......i just fucked up once you said.......fuck that youve been fucking up the whole damn time!!!!!!!!!!!fuck this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He Will Be Missed!
today I sit here upset cause one of my kittens has passed away last night and it was just so sudden.this is the second time I have raised two kittens since birth and I feel like I did something wrong.last night my heart dropped as I had to see my baby kitten "pepper" take his last breath.of course it was something you dont ever expect to see. well I have 3 more kittens 1 which is the same age(one month) and 2 that are four months old. I am very attached to my kittens especially "sam" the one in my pictures.I hope I can raise the other one to be as healthy as the others.wish me luck

We All Need Love
I LOST MY WIFE A FEW YEARS BACK SHE WAS ONLY 27 YEARS OLD. SHE WAS HOOK ON PAIN PILLS AND WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO GET OFF OF THEM. SHE WENT TO A METHADONE CLINIC TO GET OFF OF THEM, THE FIRST TREATMENT WAS NOT SO GOOD I HAD TO PACK HER OUT OF THE PLACE ON MY BACK AND WHEN i GOT HER HOME ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS SLEEP. THAT NIGHT WHEN SHE GOT UP I TOLD HER I DID NOT WANT HER TO GO BACK TO THE CLINIC BUT SHE DID. SHE GOT HER FRIEND TO GIVE HER A RIDE AFTER THEY DROP THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL. WHEN SHE GOT BACK HOME SHE WANTEDD TO GO BACK TO BED SO i GOT HER INTO THE BED GAVE HER A KISS AND TOLD HER I LOVED HER. 2 HOURS LATER i WENT TO WAKE HER TO GO WITH ME TO GET THE KIDS FROM SCHOOL THATS WHEN i FOUND HER DEAD I DID CPR FOR WHAT SEEMED FOR EVER BEFOR THE EMT's CAME. NOW I AM LEFT TO BRING UP A SON BY MYSELF. I JUST STARTED DATEING AGAIN AND IT'S KIND OF HARD TO LET GO OF THE PAST MY SON NEEDS A WOMEN IN HIS LIFE AND SO DO I EVERY TIME WE GET CLOSE TO ONE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MAN THAT

My Health
Some of u may know i have been ill for over a week now with a lot of pain and discomfort on my right side from my back around to my side and stomach. my family thinks it is Appendicitis or a cyst on my ovaries. I I will be going in the the ER tom. Just wanted you all to be aware in case i am not here for awhile. So i just ask for you to have me in your thoughts and your prayers. thank you XOXO ~S~

Ravings Of A Twizted Heart
I stand again in the midst of chaos, the random motion of the stillness around me, inside me. The lack of focus and totallity of the confusing frustration. Whirling cosmic nodes, distract me from my center, trying to tear me apart from my core. With so many questions and doubts, I am like a hurt, scared, and confused child. Seeking solace from a parent, wanting only to pass on my burden to another. Wheather my burden truly be so heavy that I can't carry it or mearly my childish shelfish nature to want things to be simple and easy. Black & White, straight forward, easily seen and comprehended. Yet as a wise person once said, "Nothing simple is ever easy and nothing easy is ever simple." Yet the simple ignorance of youth, often mistaken for "innocence," is the bliss I seek. Only wishing for the quiet serenity of not knowing how bad things truly are. Having nothing to shield me from all the harsh light and darkness of the rest of humanity. Feeling so hyper-sensitive to everythin

Mcdonalds Beef
This article is from an e-mailing list I am on.... Personally I dont eat at McDonalds.... I'm sure those of you who aren't in the cattle business don't understand the issues here. But to those of us who who's living depends on the cattle market, selling cattle, raising the best beef possible... this is frustrating. As far as my family, we don't eat at McDonald's much (Subway is our choice of fast food), but this will keep us from ever stopping there again, even for a drink. The original message is from the Texas Cattle Feeders Association. American cattle producers are very passionate about this. McDonald's claims that there is not enough beef in the USA to support their restaurants. Well, we know that is not so. Our opinion is they are looking to save money at our expense. The sad thing of it is that the people of the USA are the ones who made McDonald's successful in the first place, but we are not good enough to provide beef. We personally are no longer eating

I'm going to Arkansas or Oklahoma to be with my friends and family for a bit. I may be moving, there. My computer is fucked! I don't know when I'll be back. When I get back on my feet and get a new computer, I'll be back. I will miss all my friends and family that I made on here. So, I guess this is goodbye for now and I hope to be back real soon. XOXOXOXO Dusty

Parent Training Course
Okay, so you want to be a parent. I don't have any hangups on that. However, it must be warned to you that maybe you should take these 11 tests before thinking about having a "little bundle of joy" because I can tell you, it's pretty rough... Car Test: Forget the RR, it's the station wagon for you. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment and leave it there. Then get a pencil and stick it into the cassette player. Take a family size tub on deep fried chips and mash them into the back seat followed up by running a rake along both sets of doors. Now after driving the sabotaged vehicle 130 000 miles with a second engine, try and trade it in. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy live giant squid and attempt to stuff it into a small net bag at all times making sure that all the arms stay inside. Stink Test: Smear honey, peanut butter and soy sauce all over the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick and hermit crab behind the couch and leave both there

Interesting Facts About Vaccines
On October 2, 2007 we were hit by the headline "First vaccine factory ready for flu pandemic" with such wonderful assurance that the new miracle vaccine will no longer be cultivated on chick eggs but on the cells of a "long-dead and nameless dog". I seriously suggest to the owner of the Cocker Spaniel that died 50 years ago to sue Novartis for "royalties" . http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/117423.html Birds are truly amazing creatures, they fly thousands of miles without a glitch and then 7 of them decide to succumb in mid-air to the "virus" straight over Germany shortly before Novartis' new facility in Marburg/Germany was opened by Angie (Merckel). Not to be outdone by the stupid birds, the virus obligingly "mutated into a strain more infectious to humans", as announced on October 6, 2007. http://news.independent.co.uk/health/article3033350.ece Americans still have time before being hit by a dead parrot falling conveniently from the sky, because Novartis' n

Forgotten In The Ashes
Forever Forgotten I seem to be Forever in the Shadows of the World Forgotten into the Ashes I will go. This isnt the First Nor will it be the Last That I get Forgotten In The Ashes Low I lay here in the silence Wishing for nothing more but some comfort Hoping that I dont Fade Completely Away Forever within the Shadows I seem to be For no one seems to care for me While I lay here silently Fading Fading into Nothingness I will do As the Shadows of Darkness claim me For I seem to be Forgotten In The Ashes wrote 10~18~2007 by Raven Darkwood

Life's A Beach
Life is a beach that will teach you well Between heaven and hell your soul for sell Incoming tide is great you see Outgoing tide leaves nothing for me Tracks in the sand from all you know Washed away quickly and some kind of slow Wind in your hair and sand on your cheek Life isn’t easy and not for the meek Shells on the shore are covered by storm Only return when life is at norm Wind is strong and the water is high But when it’s calm you simply get by Life is a beach it’s easy you see High tide is simple, and happy, and free Low tide is different and hard to contain Pain and depression is hard to retain Life is a beach and easy to read Happy and sad together indeed The tide is in and sometimes it’s out But it’s always changing , with this there’s no doubt Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07

So Very Tired
Lost In Times Roaming the Darkness Forever not Knowing What is True and Fiction So very tired Of this forever Darkness Never to see the Light Nor the outside World Wishing to Rest for a while Yet fearing to close my eyes Fearing never to awaken again From the Endless Sleep that calls The Sleep of Certian Death Calls to me now even in the Darkness While I sit and rest my feet Never closing my eyes I hear the Call of the Sleep Yet I ignore her sweet song Knowing that I shall stay here Forever Lost, Alone and so very Tired Wrote on 10~18~2007 By Raven Darkwood

Thanks
THIS IS JUST A SHORT BLOG TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE LOVELY PEOPLE HELPING ME COMMENT BOMB MYSELF...THE ONE AND ONLY REASON I DECIDED TO DO THIS WAS BECAUSE IM ALWAYS HELPING OTHERS LEVEL AND BOMB..I SIT HERE FOR HRS ON END AND THIS TIME I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY SELF...I NEED 10,000 COMMENTS..IN 2 DAYS I HAVE REACHED A LITTLE OVER 5,000..PEACHCRUSH80 AND DAGWOOD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME NON STOP..AND CHPMNK YOUR A DOLL FOR HELPING WHEN I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CREW...MUCH LOVE GOES OUT TO ALL THAT ARE HELPING...ILL DO A PIMP OUT TOMORROW...I AM SICK OF LOOKING AT MY OWN FACE ..BEEN SITTING HERE BOMBING FOR 2 DAYS...MY PEACH CREW..I LOVE YOU GUYS...IF YOU WANT TO HELP..HIT THE PIC BELOW

Acc
This disorder is a rare brain anormaly in which the band of nerves that normally join 2 hemispheres of the brain doesn't form during the prenatal period. This is why it is easier to say they have a little piece of the brain missing.Children and adults who have this have many factors that make it so different for each person.This disorder may cause such things as sensitive to hearing, eye sight problems, anger issues, mid-line issues, to learning problems, speech problems, to many others.Some adults don't know they have it till they have a MRI and then some children and adults can carry on regular lives and are normal without any problems. My son was born with this and we only found out due to him having a fatty tumor that grew from the inside out. I had never heard of this till then and more people need to be aware of this.Doctors don't have a lot of information on this and not a lot is known and this needs to change.Once they can understand it there might be more help for these wonder

Mistress Of The Light
As the sun sets on a distant horizon Hues of red and gold turn gray and black A waking storm seizes the tranquil sea Fearless mariners face nature’s attack Consumed by a plethora of violent waves The storm tattered sail was ripped from the mast Wind driven rain pelted the steadfast sailors Their diminishing hope was unsurpassed Unable to detect the course of his ship A call of distress descends on the night The summons is heard by Juliet The Angels keeper and mistress of light The temperamental fog bell has failed again With hammer in hand from the gallery she fled Perched on a stool for hours she sat Striking the bell till her fragile hands bled The unabated echo rang out through the night Desperately seeking the ill-fated crew Her gallant efforts did not go unheard With mornings light the ship was in view The waterlogged vessel passed through the gate Docking safely within San Francisco Bay Poised on the catwalk she smiled and waved “Ahoy there C

My Own Mistress
I am my own Mistress Never to be ruled by Or another's to have I guide myself with a stern hand But also with a loving Heart Knowing that compassion is the way to live My eyes are hard from years of hardships My skin is cracked and broken in places But my Heart and Spirit are still whole to this day Knowing my own Limitations Yet pushing myself past them To become the stronger person Treating others with respect and compassion As I would also wish to be treated For that is the way to Ones Heart Yet I am my own Mistress No one else's ever And never to be ruled over For I am My Own Mistress Wrote on 10~18~2007 Wrote by: Raven Darkwood

Time To Vent!
Destiny These words have been running through my head most of the day SO I will get some of them out. How do you know what the future holds for you?? How do you REALLY know what you want after you have been through a loss??? NO, not loss like death, loss as in the heartbroken kind. I am not sure if I am over my heartbroken loss yet. And it's been a little over 2 years, one failed rebound relationship, a LOT of lusted after(mostly onesided of course) women. So as usual it leads to me frustrated, confused, on the verge of yet again giving up on women. Writing them off, i still do not trust ANY woman, and most of what they have to say. Especially, if it involves their "alleged" interest/attraction to me. So today was a mix of why me?? ANd seems like no matter how much I try to meet someone, DESTINY/FATE keeps telling me no you are gonna be ALONE! Doesn't matter what you WANT, this is how it is! I had more words, but I did not really feel work was the place to be writing t

What A Life!
first off i would like to start with the fact that i have been on here for over a year now, thanks to a friend of mine. however, i put the fubar stuff away, and stayed with yahoo, i had a busy year an could barely keep up with that!!! now that im back, i have to say i have met some very interesting people and a couple great ones as well. i still havent figured out all this stuff yet.....however i have figured out that some people need to keep their clothes on an im not one of them! infact, im thinking some shouldnt even have pics if you ask me....oh btw did i tell you all yet, that im very honest an say what i think pretty much all the time? LOL so if you cant handle that, you may not want to read my blogs or be my friend for that matter. the ones that can handle it, stick around, it could get interesting! peace an love

Ice Campaign ,,,,this Is Imporant
ICE Campaign = "In Case of Emergency" please call?..you know does anyone else? We all carry our mobile/cell phones with names and numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) campaign. The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of an emergency contact person or persons who you want to be contacted during an emergency under the name "ICE" (In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents,

Short Quotes
A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face Love can tear you apart... it can kill you. But if you’re lucky, it can put you back together The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the most We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me Together forever and never apart, Maybe in distance, but never in heart In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. What's meant to be will always find a way. Love robs those who have it of their wit, and gives it to those who have none. Nothing compares with the finding of true love; because once you do your heart is complete.

In Life You Can’t Turn Back
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, the man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought, “What a nerve! If I was in the mood I would punch him for daring!”. For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn’t want to cause a scene. When only cookie remained, she thought, “Ah…what this abusive man do now?”. Then the man taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Oh, that was too much! She was too angry now. In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place

Fearless
I stand Fearless before you Naked to just bare skin Knowing your Great Form Will not bring Harm to me Silently I wait to see you In all your Mighty splendor As you emerge from your great cavern With Wing spread wide and Head held High. Behold thine Majestic Beauty! I stare, with jaw slackened, up toward the sky To see thines proud Head and crown As you flap your wings to take flight shielding my face as you sore through the air I watch is simple joyous pleasure As you Light the Night sky Then plum it back down to me Landing on all fours you kneel before me As I watch you with a delightful twinkle in my eye Know that this was a rare gift given to me For I had Shown to you I was Fearless Showing to be Fearless To one as Great as you Was a risk at first But turned out to be a reward in the end Being Fearless to a Mighty Great One Has given me the chance to ride Upon your Mighty scaled back And to sore into the night sky wrote 10~1~2007 Wrote

A Small Circles
I'm unemployed 'n I have slipped disc, so my days are almost same but I enjoy my life. Therefore my blog name is A Small Circles by humor... but I've to say that now i'm writing blog in english first time. Before I've write in finnish of course in my other site. Today my day was great!! Last night I was here in Fubar and then in the morning I went sleep 'n woke up about at P.M. 16:00. That's of course means day is over here in Finland. But it's Ok me. My day beging in night!! That's why I'm here in Fubar. I spend my nights here 'n I like to meet new people and make friends.

Shopping
I don't know if any of you actually ever heard of Deseret industries,otherwise known as DI. You do have to be a good chooser when shopping there,it's a thrift store and they have quite a bit of stuff. Looking into clothes is fairly interesting,I've been able to find 70$ 80$ dollars value woolen items for less then 10$,sometimes even 4$!!!!!!! I'm a bit of a scottish pattern skirts freak,so if you like those,there's quite a few,just don't take em all , and leave some for me to buy :D have a good day ya'll if you ever shopped there,let me know what you think! comments appreciated.

We're A Dying Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Pondered Thoughts Of This Ravens Mind
Have you ever pondered and wondered why we are here to exist in this world? Have you pondered, just for a second, why the world is the way it is?? Have you ever wondered, while you sit alone in the dark, if things would be better without you here to mess it all up??? Have you ever pondered, what this world would be like without you interfere in affair that aren't yours??? Have you ever, just for a minute, wondered why you have the feeling as if no one wants you??? If something was wrong with you because of that simple feeling???? Have you ever wondered, would everyone be better off if you simply left???? Would anyone miss you???? Would anyone really care???? Would the ones that claimed to love you, cry or be saddened by your lose??? These are but a few of the many questions that flout within this Raven's Mind. If any care to answer them, feel free to do so. Or if you wish to tell me that I am not the only one with theses questions also feel free to do so. Blessed Be, Merr

Kill The Husband
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya

Sad To Find Out A Person You Invite To Your Home As Lied
I INVITED A PERSON INTO MY HOME , BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY WERE IN A SITUATION THAT WAS NOT GOOD . SO , OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART , I INVITED THE PERSON HERE . HASN'T MADE ANY EFFORT TO GET UP OFF HER ASS TO FIND A JOB, BEEN ON THE COMPUTER 24/7 , GIVEN OUT MY PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING , SAYING I SAID IT WAS FINE AND I DIDN'T . I SUPPORTED THIS PERSON SINCE SECOND WEEK OF JULY . LIED ABOUT ME TO A FRIEND , STATING , I KICKED HER OUT FOR NO REASON , WHICH IS A LIE . I SAID SHE HAD TO LEAVE , BECAUSE I CAN NOT TRUST HER . HERE IN MY HOME ALONE , WHILE I'M WORKING FOR 8 HRS.

Don
Way up atop of rocky mountains A lion liveth way down below Ram-ming heads you can be certain Clouds of dust in a jungle ya'll better know The ONE that will stand in the end again The ruler is there making a show Nothing else for them to gain Sex is then ready for the go Regardless of all the pain Penetration with no woah woah woah The ram stands unsheltered in the rain The lion into the den there you can follow King of the mountain and the king of the jungle The Ram is above and the Lion is below... Don.

Baby Halloween Costume
Halloween is most awaited by young and old alike as they can dress in costumes and scare the wits of others. Even babies are made to wear halloween costumes. In fact, baby halloween costumes are much in demand. People like to dress their babies in wonderful clothes and photograph them. Baby halloween costumes manufacturers make a huge profit during halloween season. Halloween is not just about costumes. Trick-or-treating, also known as guising, is an activity for children on Halloween in which they proceed from house to house in costumes, asking for treats such as candy with the question, "Trick or treat?" Trick-or-treating is one of the main traditions of Halloween. It has become socially expected that if one lives in a neighborhood with children one should purchase treats in preparation for trick-or-treaters. The National Confectioners Association reported in 2005 that 80 percent of adults in America planned to give out candy to trick-or-treaters, and that 93 percent of children

What Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morn

Please Help These 3 Boombastic Males Level
Please help these dynamos level! Please help arcangel get to level 19. He's a new guy, but he's very cool. ~ArcAngel~@ fubar Please help Jewels get to level 12. He'll give you a big hug for it! JEWELS.......... fan, rate, add, and plz hug me!@ fubar Please help Larry B get to level 16. He helps out everyone! LarryB@ fubar

Wish All Guys Had The Words To Make It Better, Or At Least To Try...awww..
for the sake of privacy, no names will be mentioned' also, im not sayin all guys are insensitive or dont kno or never say good things, but im sayin its nice how som ppl do it wen u need it most _________________**************________________ : your a sweetie, and u have forever to fall in love, your young and beautiful, so relax and enjoy life, no being sad or heartbroken, lifes to short and any guy would be thrilled to have you ___________***********************______________ there is someone who always said wat was needed but thats my story...;(

Update
C@NDLE TR@!N 2 (PRIVATE MESSAGE ("CANDLE MANN"-ONLY) WHEN COMPLETE,AND PLEASE REPOST THANX) ¢@NDLΞ M@NN FUBAЯ PAGANISM FAMILY ~~BAЯTENDEЯ~~ BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER ¢¾ KriStiNa(StiNa)MaRiE¢¾Member of "THE PRIDE" Family (Techno Vol69 bartender) †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R.

Late Night
has insomnia. When i cant sleep at night i get bored. When i get bored i want someone to talk to about anything. I guess boredom is a good things sometimes but not when you have insomnia. Sorry to whom i have bored with this observation.

Haikus
eye saw a fish walk through my marijuana fields eye thought he was hi the sun shone brightly while moon continued to shine for that overtime a mouse who saw eye looked kool from safe in the wall said "sucker??eyeball!" faint sun rises high above green ivy branches hoping the Cubs win salamanders dart under the fledgling branches searching for ripe bugs Boss Pig ate the trash to muster up his strength to break up the riots it did not come out, so there was no light that day-- Sol goes on strike, too nobody in life has had more reason to sweat more rivers than eye

All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends

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C@NDLE TR@!N 2 (PRIVATE MESSAGE ("CANDLE MANN"-ONLY) WHEN COMPLETE,AND PLEASE REPOST THANX) ¢@NDLΞ M@NN FUBAЯ PAGANISM FAMILY ~~BAЯTENDEЯ~~ BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER ¢¾ KriStiNa(StiNa)MaRiE¢¾Member of "THE PRIDE" Family (Techno Vol69 bartender) †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R. ΞΞΞΞΞΞ DjSweet

Stacy's Blog
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Shy/SweetYour shy and sweet. Your kind of shy when it comes to sex but that adds a little somthing special to it. Your always sweet and you like to make sure your partner is having a good time. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Soft/slow 80%Shy/Sweet 80%Passionate/wet 60%Awkward/New 45%Hot/hard 40%Exciting/Exotic 30%

Rehab - Sittin At A Bar
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the

30 Days Of Night
30 Days Night Me and a friend went to see 30 Days Of Night yesterday at the Regal before it was suppose to be in movies today. My sister Angie got free tickets and couldn't go so she gave them to me. 92 and 93.5 were there and they were giving things out. I got a mouse pad with the saying 30 Days Of Night and its suppose to look like blood is underneath it that you can move around. Was wondering if anyone else was going to see this?

Save The Red Arrows....
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh

Buyers Beware Don't Mess With Brew Don't You Dare
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .

Carrots, Eggs Or Coffee? There Is Insight Here
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. :-) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the daughter replied. Her mother brou

Free Happy Hour!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST. If you are interested, please send me an email with your picture or a link to your picture that you would like to submit and I will place them in the Contest Album.

Newbie
thought id say a few words being im new to the site -- im 36 and love to meet new ppl and have fun- i just had gastric bypass surgery this past JAN 19th and ive lost like 230 lbs so far and im feeling great - so stop by and ill return the favor!!!

My First Fubar Blog
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn

Joke Of The Day 2
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Yes Master
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our

The Stranger
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand

Train Trip
You are catching the train into town to meet me and you dress sexily for the occasion in a very short, hipster mini skirt with no panties and a thin, short top that puts your hard nipples on display for all to see. The top only cums down just past your breasts and you like the large amount of your skin that is on display from your boobs down to your pubes, if you had any. At this time of morning, the station is crowded with people and you have enjoyed the lustful stares you have received from the guys you have passed as they devoured your hot body with their eyes. As you are jostled and brushed on the platform, you know that it is not accidental as arms and elbows touch your pointed breasts and you smile as you realize you are wet. The crowd gets denser and you feel the guy behind you pressing against you. His hard cock pressing into you only gives you a sense of control and you press back against him a little, feeling his hardness between the cheeks of your pert arse. However, y

My Baby Registry
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse

Quiet Angels
We are known as a leveling family. Several times I have posted blogs and bulletins about different people needing leveled. I've seen where not even ONE angel went to help level to only 2-3 help. I also know that a lot of the angels are online, but choose to ignore things that are posted. What is the sense in being a leveling family and posting blogs about others needing leveled. Several angels even read the blogs but DID NOT bother to go help at all. If they were out of rates, then it takes a few seconds to place a comment stating that. It's that simple. Others have but on the most part half of this family doesn't even read the blogs I post. I was told by Kelli weeks to a month or so ago to go ahead and post blogs on people who need leveled. It appears to me that some are taking their positions on here too serious n too far n letting it go to their heads. This isn't a job for cripes sake. Yes I agree if you have a position in the family you should do that part, but my god don't act lik

Fantastic Four Halloween Costume
Fantastic Four halloween costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. This year Fantastic Four Halloween Costume is very popular. What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters (for example the fantastic four halloween costumes are popular this year). Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise.

Funny Stories Of My Life
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said

New Join Us
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bombers & Family Club We will bomb 24/7, any contest,any give away, or if you just want leveled up call of our crews. I am the Owner of this new family Corky1952/ Commanding Officer This is a Founder Gail/Squardron Comander this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and fallow them You will have to get a salut if u dont have one Add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us Cause thats w

Loboshewolf Needs Help
Hello Friends and Fans, My friend Loboshewolf(JoAne)and your friend needs our help.Her dog got out of the yard some how and bit a person in the behind.The the pound came and pick the dog up to hold for afew days. JoAnne was also issued a ticket for not showing proof of shots and tags.She is worried about them putting the dog to sleep and about herself going to jail.As you all know she is an animal lover like a lot of us.She has no job at this time.Any help you can give her please do.Thanks everybody for taking time out to read this. Darkcloud

Scorpio
SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. Blue Eyes- People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They will always exceed your pleasure standards.

Hi All
Little One I'm alright And if you should die Don't blame yourself and keep it locked inside I'm alright And everytime you cry don't breakdown Just keep me inside in your mind You only saw the outside Never knew what I was feeling Now everyday you lay in bed Staring at the ceiling But you don't see me no more You can fill your heart with memories And things from before But everybody got a purpose in life To survive when the sunrise You gonna live to see another day Just don't follow me and live Your life your own way I'm bein set and if you forget Get the picture with the Cord around my neck See me underground and I'm stuck But it's cool that's where I wanna be Keep the drama in hand but outta sight And know that I'mma be alright

Me
HEY JUST A BLOG ABOUT ME...MY NAME IS SARAH IM FROM ARKANSAS..IM 29 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN MY OWN APT...I HAVE A BF RIGHT NOW...KINDA NEW TO FUBAR...BUT I LOVE IT BETTER THEN MYSPACE RIGHT NOW..ANYWAYS I AM 5'5 BL0NDEISH BROWN HAIR BUT IS A NAUTRAL BLONDE...HE HE IM A OUT GOING LOVING PERSON I LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS IM A FAMILY PERSON AND I HAVE A MONTH AND HALF OLD NEPHEW THAT I LOVE TO DEATH...LOVES TO GO MUDDING 4 WHEELING...JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GETS ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DOING SOMETHING BESIDED BEING ON THE NET ANYWAYS IF YA WANNA KNOW MORE JUST BOX ME OR ADD ME TO YAHOO MESSY ITS ippie_wtfdouknow@yahoo.com ANYWAYS HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON PEACE AND LOVE....SARAH

To Do List Or Should Do List?!?!?!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Je! opardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can' t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal favorite: "It'

:)
SO HERE IT GOES. IT'S BEEN A WEEKS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKIN AT MY SECOND JOB. I WORK FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTAION AIRPORTS DIVISION VISITORS INFORMATION PROGRAM. FOR SHORT I AM V.I.P. ASSISTANT. I LOVE IT. I MAKE TRIPLE THE MONEY WORKIN THERE THAN MY OTHER JOB. IM STILL WORKIN AT ALOHA PHOTO ART STUDIOS BUT ONLY 2-WICE A WEEK. IVE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENITRE LIFE. IM PRETTY MUCH SET NOW JOB WISE. I CAN STILL CONTINUE SCHOOL AND STILL MAKE THE MONEY I NEED. AWSOME BENEFITS AND I WORK WITH GREAT PEOPLE. MADE ALOT OF SACARAFICES IN LIFE BUT ONLY FOR THE BEST SO THIS IS TO MY FRIENDS: SORRY FOR THE M.I.A. ACTION BUT U WILL SEE ME AROUND SOON I PROMISE.

Gone For The Weekend
Hey this is for all my Fu Friends. I won't be around over the weekend, so I will see all of you on Monday. Hopefully by then my camera cord will be here from Italy and I can add some real pics and hopefully a salute. Hope everyones weekend is filled with lots of drinking and lots of sex. Party On!!! Love and big sloppy Kisses, Michelle.

My Friend
Jason Massed 71'-91' By: Raso For the times we laughed and for the times we cried. The nights spent talking until the morning sunrise, knowing each other so well there wasn't one surprise. That unspoken bond that both shared. To know without words how each other cared. The future, the unknown, deciding which road to take. There was always trust, a give and take, protecting each other from our own mistakes. In my time of need you always knew what to say. To bring me back and out of harms way. To the plans we had and to the bets we made. The bragging rights of who'll make the grade, and the dues we knew were yet to be payed. Always competing to be better than the other. I always thought of you as my brother. One split second in time you were gone in a flash. Just the everyday news report of a common car crash with streets littered with twisted metal and shattered glass. The pain that cuts you deep to bone. To know

No Shit!
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ PRISON you get three meals a day fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON you get time off for good behavior @ WORK you get more work for good behavior @ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ PRISON you can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON you get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISO

Head Issues!
Ok, so anyone that I've talked to on here now knows that I split up with my husband of 9 years last week. Anyone that knows us as a couple are extremely shocked because there was no signs to anyone that anything was wrong. I'm one of those people that would rather try to talk things out and try to fix things on my own before blabbing my problems to everyone. If I need help fixing something, then I ask, if not, I'll do it myself. Plus, I have enough respect for my husband that I'd rather confront him with the issue instead of going behind his back. It is a team effort right! Unfortunately, what people don't know is my hubby suffers from a 'Passive Aggressive' personality type. Which pretty much means he's miserable all the time! Trying to get him to smile is like pulling teeth! Everything in his life is negative even though most would say he has the world. I've spent 9 years trying to get him to at least notice me. Every girl needs attention and I'm not ask for much and I need

People Who Think
this is to all the people who think they are better than me. yes i am a bitch and proud of it. if you don't like it you can kiss my rebel ass. don't give a fuck one way or the other. don't like me stay the fuck away from my profile. because this redneck bitch could care less. don't bother me if you think you are better than me. and like i said kiss my ass and go to hell.

New To Fubar Or Want A Place To Belong
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! (repost of original by 'Honey~Angel*Global Bomber Family*' on '2007-10-19 11:33:23')

I Am Finally Happy
Well you know that saying, "if you love them let them go, if they come back it was meant to be, if they dont it was never meant to be." Well I never would have beleives it, but almost 6 years ago I met the most wonderful man, we were together 2 1/2 years, plan to be married and everything. But I got scared, I was only 17, I know that isnt an excuse but that is what happened. I went to a friend and shit got out of hand, before anything really happened I stopped it. I came home and told him everything, I thought that we were ok and but I didnt know that he was having a real hard time with everything. He in turn decided that he was going to do the same to me, the only problem with that is that the girl he chose, really cared about him. We would try to make things work, but she always ended up pregnate, everytime he would go back, I dont know what was the truth and what wasnt. But I found out that I was even carrying his child. But I never told him, and he left to be with her. I ended up l

Mumms Are Not Going Away
Okay now..everyone CAN see everybody's mumms but not necessarily on their home page. It's no big deal...want to see ALL mumms just click on "recent mumms". Ta dah! A new mumm defaults to friends. That costs $25 and means YOUR mumm will show on the home page only of your friends...only... For $5,000 fubucks it will show on everybody's home page. However, everyone can vote and comment on all mumms...they will just have to locate it. You can see ALL Mumms posted by clicking on the "Recent Mumms" link. It's that simple.

Hopein
The Global Bombers & Family Club U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic or 30 day blast 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice

Health
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop; Wine + Beer = Health Therefore:, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Looking For Something Chesk This
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 This is our Founder SweetBaby this is the home page

My 1st Contest
Well he is my 1st contest. For us new to this, please go to the link and rate and comment, share it to all your friends, fans,etc. Comment as much as you can. For those of you who know how this works, I'll return the favor (you can cut & paste the link if you can't just click on it) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1002925&albumid=623934&i=2396506041 Thanks JC

Fubar Gripe Sessons
OK ( pulling out soap box and stepping up here) Now when I first joined way back when this was Lost Cherry and there were less than 50,000 of us and it was all FREE, this was an ADULT site. So what has happened?? Would someone please tell me WHY someone would join this site to be offended by nudity, cursing, discussing SEX, or other fun activities? So why can't a grown adult of over 18 not click on something that might offend their virgin little eyes? I have seen a ton of things in here that make me blush, but the way I see is is if I didn't want to see it I shouldn't have looked. People will ALWAYS be offended by something anything. You name it. Nudity, religion, drugs, smoking, drinking, bdsm, screwing, alternate life styles, and the list goes on. So the way I see it is this... #1- If you said you were 18 when you joined and something offended your little eyes - tough shit you LIAR!!! #2- If you checked the may show NSFW content box on your profile, you forfeit the right to fla

Contest Update For 10/19
well everyone as of 730pm eastern i have been doing good thanks to everyone that has helped out this far on link #1 i have 4317 comments, on link #2, i have 1325 comments, so the total towards the grand total of 140,000 for the package i am aiming for is: 5642 :D only 134,358 to go in 15.5 weeks keep up the good work everyone i appreciate it link # 1 link #2 so come on and help me out and bring me closer to winning the package, you know your all dying to see a cat up there sponsoring a happy hour :D

Memoirs Of A Jog
I decide I'm going to go for a jog today. Yes, I know this is probably already causing an outburst of laughter. Continue b/c it gets better. So, I've got the shoes laced up (double knots of course b/c I wouldn't want them to come untied), I have my tube socks up to my knees, track shorts from high school that were too tight then, a wifebeater w/ dorito stains, and a headband to keep the sweat from my eyes during this intsense run. So, I start jogging and man I'm really going strong. . .for about 10 steps. I then start to feel the burn and realize I'm old. I start hoping that no one is watching this sad display, this pure lack of physical prowess. I turn and see a woman walking a dog only to speed by me as I hit my full sprinting strides. At this point, I realize that I am probably the most out of shape human being on the planet. And then. . .bam!!! I fall to the ground, curl up in a ball, suck my thumb, and let out a loud whelp of a cry. As I'm rolling around on the ground in pain and

Trends
Okay..so for the longest time I keep hearing all this talk about the Soulja boy dance.. and finally my curiousity got to me and I had to look it up.. well I came across a bunch of videos and found it quite amusing how many people are out there trying to get this dance down. here's the instructional video HOW TO CRANK THAT SOULJA BOYAdd to My Profile | More Videos and this video was actually really good.. The one kid can really dance! Soulja Boy 101Add to My Profile | More Videos Do you have a favorite video that you have come across? if so please share!

People From Ohio Lmaf
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Hot Sauce myspace hubby to . Mallory . Date: Oct 19, 2007 6:15 PM Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Ohioans...If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in OhioIf you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in OhioIf 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio ..If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio .If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you

For My Father
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes, A Godly love, given without compromise.... I recall many times that he stood by my side, And prodded me on with great vigor and pride. His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair, Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care. The power and might of his hands was so sure, I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure. It's true, a few others provided insight, Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright. He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth, Although he's not royal by stature or birth. He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength. His merits are noble, and of admirable length. He's far greater than all other men that I know, He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.

I Just Love Backstabbers!
I just love how ppl talk shit and don't tell the whole story to others. Fuck fubar is like the game broken telephone. HAHAHAHA too fucking funny. Whateva I don't have time to fight with stupid ppl over stupid things. I just find it hilarious how ppl talk shit out their asses. PPL can say what they want bout me, really I don't give a fuck. I have some close friends on here and they know who I am so I don't care what other ppl think. In the last week I have been called a PIECE OF SHIT AND A BITCH LMFAO. I don't deny being a bitch cause hell I can be at times. One thing bout me is I'm a great person til you piss me off. But ya done ranting.

The Plan!
The Plan! Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfe ct plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us the re, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal alie

My Health 2
So u all know I have not been feeling well. So last night I went to the ER oh fun! I have a UTI,A Cyst on my overy, sinus infection and a inflamed,infected bowl. so ya so icky . anyways thats whats what is wrong with me. So i am taking meds now to help with all that ! woot woot!Ugh and i had an IV hooked up to me some nice meds in that! I also had x-rays and a CT Scan with the burning dye stuff.... OUCH!!!! ty all for ur prayers and thoughts!Keep them coming! :) XOXO ~S~

Other Night
I was to dominate them------I was dominatreux to them. I got to tell them what to tell them what to do to each other. Basically, I was training the wife on domination; so i didn't get pleasured at all during the session. I had to wait till I got home and pull some toys out. I pulled out my silver metal vibrator and dildo and played with them for four times---which was good I was satisfied six times--three times with each of them. Then I pulled out a chopping knife and i stuck it gently in my puss and began going in and out i cut my self a little but it wasn't anything major---the best fun is that i have this little taser like small item that sends out a little line across of light electricity---i used that on my tit when i was cumming with the knife was in me--it was so painful but so good at the same time. I was hurt but i had a good night playing with myself. I'm glad I only watched when I was dominating because I got to have a very fun night with some toys afterwards. Do

Levelers
Please add one another. You dont have to add to your family list unless you want to. But it would be nice. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar åñgèlèýè$65101(member of royalty levelers)@ fubar ~~WVPRINCESS~~ CLUB~ F.A.R.~~MEMBER OF ROYALTY LEVELERS****@ fubar the real flirt ~ Royalty Leveler ~@ fubar

Another Friday Night....
Well here goes another friday night out at a club...with really bad "pick up" lines. Could just once, it be possible to meet a good lookin guy with some class, a job, and a since of humor????

My Life
There's this guy I like (he knows who he is) and I thought he liked me, but now I'm starting to wonder. I talked to him every day for a long time, usually at 5:30 in the morning while he was getting ready for work. There were certain things he would say or do every time I talked to him that kinda gave me the feeling he wanted to be with me, but last night I sent him an email telling him how I felt and he replied saying he just wanted to be friends. I was completely crushed when I read it, and just wanted to cry. Then I get on here and look at his blog. When I do I find this: i talk to you everyday i talk to you on the phone when im down you bring me up when im sad you make me happy I talk to you every morning and that makes my day go better I think of you all the time THere are times wheni just want to be in your arms or hold you in my arms or just kiss you Sometimes i wander if there is will every be more than friends with us What matters is that you make me happy and i wil

Movie Reviews
ok number one if your a fanatic animal lover and a parent who gets FREAKED out easily do NOT watch this movie, now for the ones of us who like to watch those movies full of blood guts n gore, by all means go spend the 10 $ @ the movie theater, and make sure to get some popcorn while your at it and unfortunatly its a love story in disguies but i still say go watch it the movie keeps u on your feet for the entire show, never skips a beat, shadows here people getting snatched there, and the muffin muncher, my personal fav, lol im sure some of yall are like WTF is a muffin muncher, well unless you see the movie youll never know thats my opinion gimmie ur comments if you seen it and or if your gonna go see it

Sumbit@h
An extremely rich Texas gentleman decided that he wanted to throw a party and invted all of his friends and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, (The only Black man in the neighborhood.) He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters, BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced "I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every- one turned around and saw Leroy jump in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gat

I Entered A Contest, Help Me?
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST thu November 5, 2007 6pm PST each rate is worth 5 points & each comment is worth 1 point.. When the contest starts. will you come help me out? thanks, Mandy scsweetie

Michael Hutchence 10 Year Memorial Tribute
I cannot believe that almost 10 years is gone by.Such a magnetic,Charming and dynamically explosive presence on stage,He is still missed so deeply by so many,and alot of us "old fans" will always consider him the one and only true lead singer of INXS.If you listen to the video below it says it all! ~Missin You Hutch~

When People Go To Far On Here!
I think it's going way to far when someone starts to leave nasty comments about ones kids...all b/c of an ex..I'm sorry but leave the kids out of it, they're not to blame for hatred you may have for the adult.. It's very childish & going way overboard when someone stoops so low as to leave nasty comments about an innocent child!! I couldn't believe that this had actually happened until a good friend of mine deleted their profile because of this..When is enough enough?? Personally I think they should have said something about it & the other accounts should have been deleted but I think they did what they felt best for their kids. I just can't believe that someone would stoop so low, yeah I'm a bit naive you could say, this is 2007 & we have some f#$cking crazy ass people in this world but damn if you don't like someone fine leave comments about them not the kids that's BS!!

Not Looking For Love - Just Having Some Fun
I'm not looking for love on the internet. I'm just here cause I'm bored and want to meet some new friends to chat with and maybe play some pool with. Too many wierdos out there and not enough normal people.

The Onliest Blog You Must Read!!!
Hello everyone..I expect you all to read this as it will be the basis of all future communication with me. I have reached the end of my rope..and I am a FRAYED KNOT :) So here it goes... *If you are added to my page you have access to anything I post as a friend. This does not entitle you to sexual conversations with me. I am not here to get you off...nor am I here to get off via FUBAR. *I do not fan..unless I feel compelled to...you actually need to impress me GO FIGURE *I may appear online for long periods of time..but that doesn't always mean I am here. *I DO NOT like being ignored. If I attempt to communicate with you and am ignored you will find yourself on the block list. I am done being nice...I have no desire to be treated like shit because you A. Don't think I deserve a response B. Think I am not smart enough to know you are online C. Just really don't give a damn about me or my feelings! *I will also block you if you are annoying..I have two children for that...I don't n

Morphs
I now have a morphing program, so if ya need a morph just ask.. I would be happy to try and make ya one. I am new to the whole morphing thing, but I would be more than willing to make one if ya dont care if it is exactly perfect. Just pick out the two pics and email them to me here on fubar, please dont ask me to pick whatever for you, I don't have time to look at things and pick one for you. Once I receive the pics, I will let ya know if I think they will work out ok and I will get to work. Again, I am not a morph expert or king by any means! I AM A NOVICE morpher but I really enjoy doing it and would be happy to make ya something. I have found out that it helps a ton if the pics are similar in size and position to make the morph look the best. When I finish with them I put them in my morphs I made folder for you to rate, comment, and rip. So just Shoutbox me if ya see me online and want one! lol....

Hunter S Thompson Quotes
A word to the wise is infuriating. Hunter S. Thompson America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson Buy the ticket, take the ride. Hunter S. Thompson Call on God, but row away from the rocks. Hunter S. Thompson For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled. Hunter S. Thompson Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. Hunter S. Thompson I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes. Hunter S. Thompson I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S. Thompson I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. Hunter S. Thompson I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanit

Costco And Drug Costs
COSTCO, read this Let's hear it for Costco!! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs The woman that signed below is a Budget Analyst out of federal Washington , DC offices. Did you ever wonder how much it costs a drug company for the active ingredient in prescription medications? Some people think it must cost a lot, since many drugs sell for more than $2.00 per tablet. We did a search of offshore chemical synthesizers that supply the active ingredients found in drugs approved by the FDA As we have revealed in past issues of Life Extension, a significant percentage of drugs sold in the United States contain active ingredients made in other countries. In our independent investigation of how much profit drug companies really make, we obtained the actual price of active ingredients used in some of the most popular drugs sold in America. The data below speaks for itself. Celebrex: 100 mg Consumer price (100 tablets): $13

9/11
NIST IMPLICITLY ADMITS: WTC TOWERS DESTROYED IN CONTROLLED DEMOLITION By Kevin Barrett http://www.mujca.com [Note: I will be speaking with Kevin Ryan, a leading expert on the NIST cover-up, at the Peoria Public Library at 2 pm this Saturday, 10/20/07, 107 N.E. Monroe St., Peoria, IL 61602] Re: http://www.911blogger.com/node/12002 In an amazing about-face, the National Institute for Standards and Technology (NIST) has implicitly admitted that its 10,000-page report on the destruction of the Twin Towers is a fraud, and that the buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition. In its recent reply to family members Bill Doyle and Bob McIlvaine, scientists Steven Jones and Kevin Ryan, architect Richard Gage and the group Scholars for 9/11 Truth and Justice, NIST states: "We are unable to provide a full explanation of the total collapse." Thus NIST euphemistically admits that its 10,000-page report on the Towers does not even pretend to provide any explanation whatsoe

Pet Contest
Hi my friends my dog Nibbles is in a contest for the cutest dog on fubar..please come by and show her some luv..help her win this contest..be lots of licks in it for everyone that helps:)LOL My friend Mark is running this contestMark11779@ fubarhere is the link to his page..show him and his lovely fubar wife some luv..go to his page read blog about rules.Start time is Monday..Nibbles is thanking everyone in advance for your help!!Thanks,Tammy aka Fantasia:)

Salvador Dali Quotes
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. Salvador Dali Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making. Salvador Dali Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid. Salvador Dali Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. Salvador Dali Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali. Salvador Dali Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. Salvador Dali I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait. Salvador Dali I don't do drugs. I am drugs. Salvador Dali I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous. Salvador D

Naughty Enough?
Naughty Application JUST BETWEEN US SO BE BRAVE,FILL IT OUT & SEND IT BACK TO ME...lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. If you had me alone and all to yourself, what would you do? 25.What your number?

Self Worth
A popular speaker started off his lecture by holding up a $20 bill. In the room teeming with people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. "Who now wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he continued, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the floor and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you

" For My Kage Oh Yea "
" BABY I WOULD ONLY LEAVE MY HAT ON MMMMMM HMMMM " imikimi - Customize Your World Dierks Bentley "Come A Little Closer" music videoAdd to My Profile | More Videos " I LOVE YOU WITH MY HEART MIND BODY SOUL " " HAPPY SWEETEST DAY " I LOVE YOU CHERIE YOUR BABYDOLL ALWAYS & FOREVER

Here Goes Nuthin
ok this is wierd my ex invited me here, and this is not really my thing but i thought uh what the hell why not, but just to warn you i am in college and i won't have time for this next week but after that i will because one of my classes was a half semester course, but a little more about me i guess i am 28 yrs old happily single with a beautiful daughter, she is 5, she has the biggest brown eyes you've ever seen and she can sucker my dad with the batting of her eyelashes! i am in to politics and geology, i've been studdying watergate on my own time because i have no life! rofl ooh ooh i'm just dieing to tell, I PASSED ALL MY FIRST TESTS! got mid terms comeing up and i am trying to transfer to sam houston state university and adding political science classes, i guess i hope that somehow i can get in to politics, wish me luck!

Finally Getting My Life Straight
Ever since my daughter and I moved back to GA, I never thought that I could get my life back. I have. My soon-to-be ex husband and his family brought me nothing but trouble. They treated me like shit and I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. But finally I'm getting my life back. I've met a wonderful man named Kevin and he's one of the most sweetest guys. He also likes spending time with my daughter, which is a major plus for me. And you know what? I just found out recently that my soon-to-be ex husband has been cheating on me with some girl. I just hopes that she finds out quicker that him and his family can be total assholes. Good luck to them.

The Things We Do...
FUNNY WHAT WE DO TO ATTRACT THE OTHER (OR SAME) SEX. IT'S CUTE TO WATCH SOMEONE WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SO ON... THIS FOR MY FRIEND, WHOM GAVE ME GREAT ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING HER FLIRT...AHHH, MY MUNCHKIN TARD. LOL LOL LOL

How To Speak British Without Making An Arse Of Yourself
I was chatting up this lass. (British slang for flirting with a chick.) She was telling me how different her country's slang is from our American slang. For instance, at work, she had to make a phone call to a man. She tells her boss, "I'm sorry, but he's engaged." This lead to some confusion. "Engaged" just means that the man wasn't picking up the phone because he was on the other line. His phone line is engaged. Weird! Here are some other wacky British slang terms: * “To knock you up” means to wake you up by knocking on the door. * To "diddle" means to cheat someone. * A "fag" is a cigarette. * When the British are surprised or shocked they exclaim, "Blow me!" * "Slap and tickle" means having sex. * And courage is "a lotta bottle." From drinking alcohol from a bottle. * And to them a real jerk is called a "wanker." I can imagine a conversation at the front desk of a bed and breakfast in England: CLERK: Tomorrow morning, would you like me to

Gripin', Bitchin', And Moanin'
The following was received from a "member" who never really was a member, so I am using this as an opportunity to clarify a few things. Posted on bulletin board October 19, 2007 "i am tyered of people in conest asking me to help them and then i do of course but they want me in a group but whats the use of a group if u help them and umm get no help back no sence to it to help them i don't wanna be in a group any more they suck" My response to the bulletin: "Well did it occur to you let the group know you were entered into a contest??? Were you all ready entered into a contest before you joined a group?? Did you do everything that was required of said group- rating fanning etc?? Did you add the groups name to your profile?? Did you join multiple groups at the same time?? Did you comment bomb to "maxx out" on anyone else in the group??? Did you post a bulletin or a blog letting your friends know??? Did you absolutely max out every comment, everyday??? Did you personally co

Apology
I just wanted to let everyone know something. I have been talking to a few women on here. One I developed real feelings for, but she was far away. I wasn't 100% honest with her. I met someone else on here and met in person. I develope strong feelings for her as well. They now both hate my guts and I fully understand why. I don't blame them for that. You what it's worth, I know I'm an asshole so please keep those comments to yourself. I am a married guy that is very miserible. I am looking to leave and find someone that can respect me. But how can I do that if I cannot be honest to those who mean a lot to me. I just want to apologize to them, publicly and take whatever abuse I will get. I am very sorry for hurting you, lying to you, and hiding. When I said how I felt though, I meant that. I can only hope that one day you can find it in your heart to really forgive me. Goodbye to you. I didn't mention your names. I didn't think that would be right. Anyway I humbly apologize.

Wtf....
what the hell, i post a mumm about commitment vs a benificial buddy and i got some great responses and input and some how it got flagged and i got burned and now i'm banned from the mumms what gives.... what ever happened to freedom of speech and expression not to mention this site is for adults and the mumm title was clear enough even w/o the nsfw written next to it and thats irrelevant since it shouldn't of needed it in the first place... and i only marked this nsfw so i can't get bitched at for this one either.... this ever happen to anyone else??

Lets Make Him Godfather Good Friends
LETS GO AND SHOW SOME LOVE TO '$r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~' HE IS ALWAYS HELP PEEPS OUT AND HE IS THE GREATEST FRIEND TO HAVE MAKE SURE YOU TELL HIM DJ BABY BOY SENT YOU HE HAS 1,847,980 TO GO $r Whi+e Knigh+~Blondies r/l hubby ~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~@ fubar

Dreams Do Come True!!!!!!
you know how when you're a little girl you always dream of meeting you're knight in shinning armor? well that dream has finely come true for me..happy as a tornado in a trailer park!!!!!!:D:D

Do The Eyes Really Have It?
I look in the mirror and I see hazel eyes. Eyes that change color with my moods. If they are blight blue, I am content. If they are green, depending on which shade, either means come here or get the hell away from me. I have always believed the eyes to be the window to the soul. I can usually tell alot about a person, just by the way they look at me and other people. I look at your eyes when you walk toward me, and that is the first thing I will look at. If you can't look me in the eye and talk to me, don't bother to talk to me. I believe in eye contact, so that I can see what you are seeing. So, I guess with me, the eyes really do have it. Hmmm...what do you see?

Taking A Break
I'll be back after i take a little break from here. I just need to re-group, get my head back on straight and make myself realize that this place is fantasy island, a place to get away to not to hang out in all day. If you need to contact me im at getaloan05@yahoo.com... I'll check it now and then... The Legend...

Couldn't Sleep
Several nights ago I couldn't sleep. Most people say that dreams don't mean anything. I don't believe that. I just wish I could figure out what they mean. This song ran through my head all night long. I just wish I knew why. Seether Truth If I gave you the truth, would it keep you alive? Though I'm closer to wrong I'm no further from right And now I'm, convinced on the inside that something's wrong with me Convinced on the inside, you're so much more than me, yeah No there's nothing you say that can salvage the lie But I'm trying to keep my intentions disguised And now I'm, deprived of my conscience and something's got to give Deprived of my conscience, this all belongs to me, yeah I'm beaten down again, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you I'm weaker now my friend, I belong to them Beaten down again, I've failed you The deception you show is your own parasite Just a word of advice you can heed if you like And now I'm, convinced on th

She Needs Help
urs truly (a member of spirit bombers) needs some comments for the contest she is in.follow the link and please help her out http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&albumid=585036&i=3736251426

Need Help In Contest
FRIEND PLEASE COME HELP THIS FRIEND OF MINE WIN A CONTEST. COME BY AND LEAVE 50-100 A DAY OR COME AND MAX OUT YOUR COMMENTS. ITS A GOOD WAY TO GET POINTS TO LEVEL UP. ALSO A GOOD WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

Update For 10/20
going very well link #1 as of 8pm has 5495 comments and link #2 has 1883 for a total so far of 7378 keep up the good work everyone, i thank all of you that have helped me out today :D here are the pic links again #1 link #2 keep the votes comming!!! i know you are all dying to see a cat up there durring a happy hour :D

Happy Birthday To Me
Even though my birthday is next week, I celebrated with my family today. My grandmother gave me her engagement ring tonight. I was completely in shock. We talked and she explained that she wanted me to have it so that I always have a piece of her with me always because she lives a few states away and in case she "checks out". Talk about an emotional celebration. It got me to thinking about life and love. Life is so short and time with family is never long enough. I hope that I'm able to show and express my love to all of my friends and family. I hope that when I go no one ever wonders how I felt about them. So to all of my friends, I love you and hope that life is treating you well.

All About Me
i need a man, not a fake. a real good man n ill put my life at stake.. if he treats me right, ill do him good. but if he hurts me ill kick him to da curb ill love my man for all he is but if he hits me hes nuthin but a bitch.... tell me is it you can you treat me how i want... i really hope so im tired of bein hurt... so please just caress me and hold me thru the night if i wake up, assure me im alright tell you love me, and that youll never leave and please remember your heart is all i need i dont need flowers i dont need candy. i dont need money or anything fancy. just love me for who i am and dont forget my daughter for she is part of me now and forever after.

Angelic Pleasures
HEY YALL IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME AND MY BEST FRIEND STARTED OUR LOUNGE AND RADIO STATION! HERE IS THE LINK TO THE LOUNG http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50453 COME HANG OUT WITH US AND IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A DJ JOB SEND ME AND FUBAR EMAIL!!

Se, Washington, Dc
Went to DC although I told we weren't going to DC. Ended up in Anacostia going down Martin Luther King. Went to look at a car and was heading out on Minnesota Ave. Sitting at the stop light when a DC cop drives past me and slows up. I then see a Tahoe pick up speed from a cross street and almost lose control and was headed for me. Talk about your panic stricken bitch. Never experienced that before and don't care to ever again.

Perverted
What I don't get sometimes is that women who put "I'am not into sex" or "Don't even bother talking to me about sex" or "Don't show me your dick I'am not intrested". I mean if I wanted that I would go to JMeeting or some other pussy site. I like meeting people just like anybody else but when you put most of your tits on displey and don't like sexist remarks put a fucking sweater on and take another picture. This isn't a all G rated place. This is a cool open minded place to go. Keep a open mind and don't let the one ruin it for the many. Peace out Bitches

Oh To Be
Oh what a Joy it would be To be the Great and Wise creature Know as the Majestic Dragon To have The beauty of their Wings To be as Graceful as their flights The purest of Joys as they sore high above To be of Wings and Claws Of spikes or Scales Or even Feathers To be of the elements of the world Known as Fire and Water or Earth and Wind To come in all shapes and sizes And any colors they wish to be What a joy to be a Dragon To take flight upon the clouds To see the stars far about the world To sore with the moon high in the skies. Oh what a Joy to be a Dragon To have the Wisdom of unknown years The pride and strength that is so rare. What a magnificent Joy it is To be a Mighty and Wise Dragon And to be oh so proud of what you are. Golden wings and Golden Crown You have come once again To Rule the Earth as you should Oh what Joy to be a Majestic Dragon! wrote 10~22~2007

Anime Fun
Chapter 1: Part 1 This is a story of a neko woman named Melody Dragon. Left to fend for herself as a young child. She has long pink hair and frost blue eyes. She tends to wear a black bikini or a black priestess dress. Her weaponary of choice is a dual blade sword. Though she is known for use of alot of weaponary. Often having to make her own weapons from scratch. When she was only 2 years old her family was murdered by a man named Sobaku Herotu. She had managed to exscape thanks to her mother hidding her in a hallow tree. At the age of 4, she'd exscape his grasp by her own sheer determination. At the age of 7, she was taking in by a human family and riased as their child. At the age of 12, Sobaku found her and the human family that had taken her in. He killed the human family in front of her eyes. He was about to kill her when a white arrow knocked the sword from his hand. She ran off and found a man with long black hair and deep green eyes wearing a black

Hair????
I need an answer so if you want to leave one please do. This question deals with shaving. Should I go all bare down there or should I land strip or other? I don't know--so I thought I would ask. I don't know what guys like best (and yes I know it depends on the guy) but I would like to know what you all think would be best. So shall I shave all the way or leave some own there? Thank you for your help.

Serious : Drinking And Driving .. This Is A True Story
---------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Oct 20, 2007 5:33 PM What you're about to see may be shocking.Warning it's gruesome and not for the faint of heart.Hope you're ready.='(This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment.

Thank You For Making My Birthday A Special One
As the end of the day approaches, I would like to take a few minutes to thank my friends who took the time to wish me a happy birthday....whether it was a shout, a private message, a birthday card, a birthday cake or little gifts. All were greatly appreciated.... You are all the absolute greatest.... Sometimes in life, we tend to dwell on the bad things. I know I do this sometimes...but now I would like to reflect on the good things that I have in my life. My daughters for one...they are the best and my greatest accomplishments. God blessed me with two wonderful daughters whom I cherish, love and adore. I have also been blessed with a wonderful future son-in-law...he loves my daughter very much and with all that she's bee through in the last year or so, she deserves to be happy. I am blessed that I still have my mom and that she is for the most part healthy. I am anxiously awaiting spring to arrive because when spring arrives, I will be welcoming my first grandchild into the

Thank You Spirit Bombers And Friends
I WANT TO THANK ALL THE SPIRIT BOMBERS IN YOUR HARD WORK AND OUR FIRST WIN IN A CONTEST, YOU ALL WORKED YOUR ASSES OFF NOW ITS TIME TO PARTY TO MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THANK YOU TO YOU ALSO FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK IN HELPING ME BOMB LOVE YOU ALL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ INFARRED

Ok I Forgot Some Friends
THIS IS FOR MY VERY GOOD FRIEND ""DJ BABY BOY"" THANK YOU TO YOUR FRIENDS FOR HELPING OUT ALSO-LOL MUAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUIRRELLS LOVE BERRIES, GOSH I KNEW THOSE GUYS WERE SMART... THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE DAY LOOKING FOR THEM AND SAVING THEM FOR LATER

The Mystery Of A Heart
Well I dont want to get into all the mushy gushy details but there has been something that has weighed heavily on my mind for quite some time now. I have always heard that in the time it takes you to love someone it takes you twice that time to let go and move on from that love. Well here's the thing I have to agree on this. Everyone out there has been hurt by love one way or another and if they say they havent they are in denial. Let me just say this I used to have this amazing guy who meant the world and more to me. Of course he was my first love and in the time that we were together I thought nothing in this world could ever break us apart. Yeah I had done some things that I wasnt proud of and I know he did also but if you love someone fighting makes the love stronger because you fight for what you want. After a year of dating we broke it off and it crushed my entire world. So I hung out with my friends and moved on from it. a month after we break up I hear from him in a le

Jokes
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Michael
Have you ever spent a day in the dark Stumbling blindly unable to find a light When, despite your best efforts nothing turns out right? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Feeling overwhelmed by mounting fears When you scream out for help and no one hears? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Knowing that you're completely alone When all of your reasons for living are gone? Have you ever spent a day in the dark Chasing shadows that aren't what they seemed? When you sink to your knees and hope the day was just a dream? I've spent many days like these in the dark, And for me there will never be light, Because I'm stumbling here alone In the darkness that I call a life.

Owie
I have a hole in my ear-my eardrum that is. And my ear is full of blood and gunk. Had to go to the ER, see a nurse who was a complete twit(and made my ear hurt), and then couldn't even fill the stupid prescriptions because all of the pharmacies are closed. Blah

Seek Not My Heart
Seek Not My Heart by Kit McCallum Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

This Crap Isn't Going To Fly With Me
Ok, I am going to stop this non-sense before it even gets started, if people are going to make a friend request, either rate my profile or one of my pics and fan me and then make a friend request, please. I just had some guy by the ID of Mr Romance Himself, send me a friend request, never rated my profile or anything like that, he just checks me out and then makes a friend request like he's gonna get on my list just that! LMAO Oh hell no, that isn't happening now or ever, if you want on my list do what I would rather have you do up in this blog above or don't bother, ok? Damn!

Criss Angel Shares Thoughts On 'phenomenon'
Well-known illusionist and mentalist Criss Angel has great faith in NBC's new reality competition, Phenomenon, saying that aside from being a “very provocative and engaging show,” it allows numerous people who are aspiring to become the next great mentalist the chance to show the world what they can do. "I just thought a show like this would give people a legitimate opportunity,” Angel, who will co-host the show with Uri Geller, told reporters during a conference call. “And to participate in it live is really a selling point for me because I'm going to experience as you and all the home viewers are for the very first time when they're performing it.” Phenomenon, set to debut on Wednesday, October 24, will have ten contestants from around the country competing against one another. Aside from being recognized as the next great mentalist, the winner will also receive a $250,000 cash prize. The show will run on NBC for five weeks, with all of its' hour-long episodes

Nsfw
OK. Here's the deal... as many of you know, I sealed My NSFW pics recently. As I don't have much else to offer, I will make this offer, I will open them for one week once the lady below has reached the 20,000 comments she needs. I hope to see you people helping theis wonderful lady. You will never find a truer friend. Master Road She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's holdin' leg wonderin' how to feel them. Would you get behind them if you could only find them? She's my baby, she's my baby, yeah, it's alright. She's got hair down to her fanny. She's kinda jet set, try undo her panties. Everytime she's dancin' she knows what to do. Everybody wants to see if she can use it. She's so fine, she's all mine, girl, you got it right. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. She never begs, she knows how to choose them. She's got a dime all of the time, stays out at night movin' through time. Oh, I want her, s

I Believe ........
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! I Believe . . Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly. I believe -. . That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - . That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - . That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - . That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - . That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - . That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

Sure Way To Get Lots Of Points
THIS IS YOUR FRIEND TINYTEARS HERE AND I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU. I WANT HELP ALL MY FRIENDS LEVEL UP. SO HERE IS THE THING . I AM ONLY ASKING A SMALL FAVOR IN RETURN. I AM IN A BOMBING CONTEST UNTILL THE 24TH I NEED THE HELP I CAN GET. I ALWAYS WILL HELP OUT A FRIEND IN NEED AND I AM READY TO DO THAT. SO SHOW ME SOME MAD LOVE AND I WILL DO THE SAME. HERE IS THE LINK. JUST RATE THE PHOTO AND COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU FEEL YOU CAN. THANKS AND SEE YOUS ON YOUR PAGES AND HOPEFULLY IN MY CONTEST.

About Me
well it about 7:30 am. and i cant sleep. so i figured i'd do a little about me thing. To get a good idea about me look at my pictures and stash, i will return rates but i enjoy comments the most. Lets see i'm 44 and lived in IL. all my life, love photography, and all types of music, renfairs, dragons and artists in general.oh and dr. who I'm kind of a quiet shy type of person so i usually don't chat much but if you want to start a conversation i wont refuse either, and when i do warm up i'll talk about anything. I like people who are straight up, honest, and say whats on their minds. well thats all i can think of for now.

A Dentist's Wisdom
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet." The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!" "It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

Sickened
That's enough from all your taunting Seems I can't remove you from my mind Don't you know that sometimes I wish they'd kill me from wanting you I will sit alone in silence Can't allow the meaning I can find Will you be defeated when they Kill me from wanting you I can't believe my sanity Lies in abandoning you I can't recall the helpless times I've been betrayed by you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore Now my mind isn't changing This reckoning's long overdue All past the walls around me In the prison of my own design Will I win my freedom when they Kill me from wanting you Maybe the arms of Hell will hound me Just as long as I remain confined I will be completed when they Kill me from wanting you Sickened from wanting you Frightened of finding the truth Don't say anymore So I have determined I am long done When I bury another problem In the graveyard you allowed me to find So I have determined I am no one When I

Being The Minority
well, i got to experience that twice twice yesterday at a friend's wedding and at the reception! it was a Mexican wedding so of course there were more Mexicans there than Americans so that was the first sign of awkwardness! second, they were all Catholic and i'm Baptist so that felt weird! let's just say that i couldn't tell what was a Mexican tradition or a Catholic tradition. i was told it would be bi-lingual but i didn't understand the english words well since the priest had a Russian accent! at the reception, i felt like all eyes were on me but not only cuz i was the only white girl there for a long time but because i was the only one not dancing to their Mexican music. i told them that i didn't wanna make a fool in front of myself and they eventually left me along but i still felt left out. not many of them spoke english so that was tough too. i did manage to learn that the drinking age in Mexico is 9 :D all the signs posted were in Spanish but it was the basics that i learn

Lo's And Lette's
Below are the saddening views of Violent J himself... Important words from Violent J!! Sorry to be all deep and serious but i got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing i give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Family. The Carnival saved my life and my soul. My Juggalo Pride is the best thing that ever happened to me. It's starting to scare me for the fact when I sit back and actually observe the juggalo world, It seems like its going down hill. It seems to me that a lot of ninjas are out for self and trying to prove whos a bigger juggalo that who. There is no big or small juggalo. We are all the same. It doesn't take $4,000 is psychopathic merchandise to be a juggalo. Just because I got an old school mostastless jersey doesn't make me any better than a ninja with only one t-shirt. Being a juggalo is whats in your heart not whats on you clothes. I've seen juggalos callin each other juggahoes over spots in line at s

Your Age By Sex Maths ... Omg It Works ..!!
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h

Sex In A Cabin With 15 Guys
2 weeks ago i went to a cabin up north to meet 2 guys for a night of "adult fun" when i got thwere i went to the door and they let me in we sat at the table listening to the radio and had a couple drinks as they took my shirt and bra off they were fondling my little titties and they asked me to go in the other room as i was starting to get dizzy so i said yes and follwed them int the other room once i got in there i noticed several other men alredy naked i asked what was going on as they all approached me and grabbing my titties and ass! they all said that i knew what was goinon and before i knew it my skirt and thongs had been ripped off me and was forced to my knees everywhere i looked there was a cock in my face so i said what the heck and started sucking on 1 then a guy grbbed each arm while someone came up and lifted my ass up so he could uck my cooter then i remeber being on the floor laying ontop of a guy with a cock in my ass and 1 in my mouth then a guy got ontop of me and sta

What Am I Thinking?
Well i am taking a vacation that is LONG needed!!! I leave sunday to spend my birthday somewhere with ome one that is VERY specialto me!! I get a break from al the stress and drama and KIDS!!! lol evenh tho my kids are about grownh... they are still up my butt all the time lol. but If my friends send me messages or anything i hope that they dont think that i am ignoring them cause i doubt seriously that i willbe online at all while i am gone. AI will be home around the 12th or 13th. at taht time i will anwer all that is left but til Sunday morning i ma here lol hugs and much luv' me.......

Calling All Troops
ANY HELP WOULD BE HELPFUL!!!!!BOMBERS PLEASE BOMB 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, I NEED ABOUT 70,000 COMMENT LEFT I'LL BE ALL DONE a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pac PLEASE REPOST THANK YOU

" Think And I Write My Feeling Down " So Here Is My Feeling's On Love
TO LOVE A PERSON IS , WITH YOUR HEART , BODY , MIND , SOUL , YOUR EVERYTHING . NOT TO CHANGE EITHER OR TO EXCEPT EACH OTHER AS THEY ARE , TO LOVE THEM FOR WHOM THEY ARE , WHAT THEY ARE . NOT TO CHANGE THEM , BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER , THROUGH THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES , TO HOLD THE ONE YOU LOVE UP , AND PICK THEM UP WHEN THEY FALL, NEVER LEAVING THEIR SIDE , NEVER FAILING THEM , TRYING TO FIX WHAT EVER HAPPENED , NEVER NOT GOIN TO BED ANGRY , TO ALWAYS TALK AND MAKE IT RIGHT . GOD , LOVE ACHES , MAKES YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH , YOU CAN NOT EAT , CAN NOT SLEEP , ALWAYS ON YOUR MIND 24/7 . WANTING TO HOLD AND NEVER LET IT GO , WANTING EVERYTHING WITH THAT PERSON . TO SHARE FEELINGS IDEA'S GROWING OLD TOGETHER , JUST BEING WITH THE GUY OR GIRL YOU LOVE . NEVER TO LEAVE THEIR SIDE MY HEART , MY SOUL , MY BODY , MIND , ALL BELONGS TO YOU , YOU KNOW 24/7 OF YOU WITH ME , YOUR BABYDOLL FOREVER CHERIE AKA BREW

Naughty Application
!!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? . 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed?. 13. Would you use another female as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? S

If There Is A God
If there is a God. I was thinking if there is a God. He must have one hell of a sense of humor. Cause you look at the human race and you got to wonder what the hell God was thinking about. And I look at this way. God made the mountains.God made the sky. God made the people,god knows why. He fixed up the planet as best as he could. Then come in the people, and gum it up good! The first thing you know.They civilize the foothill,and everywhere he put hills, the mountains and valleys below. They come along and take em, and civilize and make em a place where no civilized person would go. The first thing you know. They civilize whats pretty by putting up a city. Where nothing that's pretty can grow. They muddy up the winter. And civilize it inter a place to uncivilized even for snow. The first thing you know. They civilize left, they civilize right. Till nothing is left, till nothing is right. They civilize freedom, till no one is free. No one except, by coincidence, me. The first thin

Hhuummm...love
You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world. If asked why I love her I would say It’s the sway in her hips, the thickness in her thighs. It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes. It’s the softness of her skin, the silk in her hair. It’s the twist in her walk; it’s the sweetness in her talk. It’s the way she loves me that makes me love her each day. That is what I would say.

Love My Ass
Why is it that no matter what someone does they proclaim they did it out of love. Bad or Good it doesn't matter, they did it for love or fear of losing that love. If you are going to do something you know you'll have to say sorry for later, that's not love or anything close to it. And if you're at the state where you are more "Sorry" for your actions then anything, then guess what...You already lost that love.

Ffs!!! She Scripts Too...
NOT ON A BET!! ALL THE PAGE LUV SHE LEAVES AND RATES SHE GIVES ARE ALL DONE THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DONE...BY HAND!! CLICK ON OVER, RATE HER PAGE AND ADD HER IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY! PLEASE REPOST! ۞Stang۞FU BAD B!TCH۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar AND IF YOU HAVE NOT CHECKED OUT STANG'S LOUNGE, DROP IN AND SUBSCRIBE! CLICK HERE TO PARTY IN THE UNDERGROUND

Gone For A Week
Just tolet everyone know I will not be on for the next week because I am having surgery on my wrist Monday. So till the next time TTFN. Send luv and i will return the same when I get back. PEACE

Navy Fun
look im in the navy and let me tell you that it is no fun at all. the navy has a tendency to take a good person and turn them into an asshole and not reallize it. for example one of my friends brought it up to me that I used to be a very careing person and now he tells me that im an asshole at times. I now have tried to change that but with the navy being like high school all over again that can be very hard to do. now dont mistake me for being something im not, I am still more thoughtless of myself than I should be but thats what happens to people and it my sound funny but thats also almost the standard. I mean when most people join they expect to do better then they are doing but then they join and they find out that it becomes a let down and they change. look my point is that if you join or want to join then talk to someone other then a recruter about what your getting your self into. or you may not like what happens to you.

Henchman
I need 298, 000 points to Henchman. I would love it if i could level by the end of the month. I know with all my great friends i can do this. I have lots of stash and pics to rate. All love will be returned.

Taxes...soo True!
Tax truth > > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. > Be sure to read all the way to the end! > > Tax his land, > Tax his bed, > Tax the table > At which he's fed. > > Tax his tractor, > Tax his mule, > Teach him taxes > Are the rule. > > Tax his cow, > Tax his goat, > Tax his pants, > Tax his coat. > > Tax his ties, > Tax his shirt, > Tax his work, > Tax his dirt. > > Tax his tobacco, > Tax his drink, > Tax him if he > Tries to think. > > Tax his cigars, > Tax his beers, > If he cries, then > Tax his tears. > > Tax his car, > Tax his gas, > Find other ways > To tax his ass > > Tax all he has > Then let him know > That you won't be done > Till he has no dough. > > When he scr eams and hollers, > Then tax him some more, > Tax him till > He's good and sore. > > Then tax his coffin , > Tax his grave, > Tax the sod in > Which he's lai d. > > Put these words > upon his tomb, > " Taxes drove me to m

Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 134 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Just For The Ladies
for the love of one , for the loss of one , for the lonley nights that sem as endless as the stars filling gods cold vlear night skies, for the want of a love to glide through the years as gracfully as two dancers across a ballroom floor , for the desire of a love to shine through the years as brillantly as diamonds on a peice of black silk these are the things we all want at least at one time or the other but for me these are the things i have wanted all my life but have fucked up and have dreamt of these are the things i will dork for till i find the one!!!!!! but i also will keep on doing even after so y do i call my self the unforgiven because of the ones i let slip away and for the ones i have never met so if u feel the same then let me know and if u just think im bullshittin then try me till then later and im the unforgiven

If You Want A Special Event
To any Staff or Members of The Playboy Club, If you are wanting to hold a special even in the lounge please email us here with ALL the information needed.. Then either Playboy, Hawaiian_doll or Wild Angel will get back to you ASAP.. Please give us atleast a weeks notice so we can put the word out to all our members.. Thank you... Management

You Know You Are From Clovis Nm If........
you know your from Clovis NM if...... -You know where NorVaJac Studios is. -You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town. -The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life. -You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool. -You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison. -You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps. -You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town. -Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech. -Clovis Community College, halfway to your future. -You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man. -When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about. -You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour. -You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way. -You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm. -You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street. -

Who The F53454ck Knows ?
So tell me wise ones, wtf ? Listen i will tell you a story bout a gyrl who is 42 lookin like she is not even thirty yet, finds her self single and what is there to choose from omfg NOthing NOthing. Like not even any one to be a booty call, well one but we won't talk about him much too young ,, ohhh my but so tasty . So now what do i do invest in new toys and hope for the best ? So nanaimo dudes don't be scared i don't bite too hard . ask me out, don't be shy just freakin do it .... i am getting really impatient here ya know ? And i would hope that one man would get courageous and help me restore my faith in man.

Psychos
watch out for a guy that goes my chubby chaser! i chatted with him a little bit and now he thinks i'm his girlfriend and he won't leave me alone. i had to block him because he wouldn't stop leaving comments for guys to leave me alone because i'm his girl! he's scary and gross so be careful!

Friends
Cheyenne My best friend is truly misunderstood She comes from nature like the earth and wood. All the misconceptions about her, she must defend They can't see, she has the gentleness of the wind. My friend is mischevious; that's not just a rumor But it's only her way of showing a sense of humor. She has love and respect for the human race Which never seems to be returned; what a disgrace. My friend has a heart full of loyalty and love Her grace and beauty were gifts from above. She loves to frolic and run just for fun Otherwise it's shade she seeks, to be out of the sun. There are times you may not see her standing there But, of your presence, you can bet she is aware. When I look into her eyes, I see age old intelligence When others see her, in fear they wince. I love to watch my friend as she runs so free Because my friend is a beautiful grey wolf, you see.

Sports
Can another expansion team upset the favorite in the World Series? My prediction: Rockies in 7!! If the Dolphins lose next Sunday in London, they should be locked in the Tower of London for being losers!

We Are A Dieing Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Romance
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman,

For Someone...
And why, you might ask? Well... 1. Because it’s how you make me feel! 2. Everytime the phone rings like this, my heart gets all twittery 3. Where I’d go with you 4. You already took this heart of mine… 5. Because I’d fuck you stupid to this song! 6. It really is all about us… 7. I’ll be the butterfly to your samurai any day 8. My version of this song is so much more entertaining 9. …makes me wanna run away with you! 10. Prove that you love me (as though THAT would be hard) 11. Exactly where I’d like to be! 12. Sweet and different…just like us! 13. I’d develop a stutter just so you would kiss me to cure it! 14. How I fell for you… 15. Sounds like the start of our relationship! 16. LONG LIVE LABYRINTH! 17. Because I’ll always be here when you need me 18. Without you, I am… 19. …be my hero? 20. Not only do I wanna dance to this with you to this, I wanna act it out…repeatedly!

To Much Change
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, is my time up? God said "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman Decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While Crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, I thought you Said I had another 40 years ? Why didn't you pull me out of the path Of the ambulance? God replied, "Girl, I didn't even recognize you".

Tested
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from Time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked The Director what the criterion was which defined Whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then We offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the Patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person Would use the bucket because it's bigger than the Spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull The plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

About Me!!!!
Heyy I'm Hel-aka: Tink! I live in a small town in Washington State, and I go to college. Another fun fact is I'm a stripper. I havent been doing it that long, but it's fun and good money...Anyway, I love to laugh and just enjoy life-I DONT put up with petty bull shit anymore. Overall I'm a fun person so...Yay me! Haha.

Looking For That Guy!!
I AM LOOKING FOR THAT GUY WHO WOULD TREAT ME LIKE HIS QUEEN NOT IN WEALTH ,IN LOVE .... LOOKING FOR THAT SOMEONE WHO DOESNT SMOKE OR AT LEAST DOENT BLOW IT IN MY FACE!!! I ALSO SEEK A GUY WHOS AGE 35 TO 50 FOR ROMANCE AND POSSIBLY MARIAGE WE WILL SEE WHERE IT GOES !!! I AM ALSO LOOKIN FOR THAT GUY WHO CAN STAY WITH ONLY ONE WOMAN NOT HUNDREDS!!!! MEANING IM LOOKIN FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESNT CHEAT!!!! AND I DONT TOLERATE HEAD GAME PLAYERS THATS FOR KIDS!!!

The New Website
I have made some serious updates to the new Site .. and it looks great .... Plus i have added a mailing list so you can sign up for updates thru e-mail ... check it out http://www.notsoskinny.piczo.com Have fun and thanx

Ahahaha How Sad...lmao
hahaha.... you know.... there's nothing more pathetic than a grown man acting like a child... a man with such low self esteem and self worth that he has to find a decent woman and woo her into falling in love... now me personally think the foolish man fell in love too but that has yet to be confirmed... aaaannnyyyyywwwaaaayyyssss.... said man opens up his heart to girl... confesses feelings and insodents of his life to her.... she accepts them openly and lovingly... said man asks girl to move across country to marry him, or he will move to her, nothing else matters except that they are together... girl unexpectly cannot go to him as planned, said man then turns around and gets new girl... hahahahaah... new girl is a wham bam thank you ma'am. but they are "happy" kudo's for the new couple... here comes the interesting part... said man fucks old girl in ass with sandpaper, BUT STILL GOES TO NSFW FOLDER TO GRAB ONE LAST LOOK BEFORE DROPPING HER FROM FAMILY AND FR

Staff Information
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Longe Members
To All Lounge Members: If you have entered a contest please email our staff here with a link and info about the contest.. We will then put out a bulletin with the information to all staff and members for help. If you need help leveling with in 10,000 points please let us know we will be more then happy to come and help you out.. Thank you ~~~ Management

Golddiggers
OK LET ME FIRST START OFF BY SAYING THIS IS MORE OF A RANT THAN A BLOG...SO BEAR WITH ME HERE I'VE NOTICED AN ABUNDANCE OF PEOPLE ON FUBAR IN THE UPPER LEVELS 20-25 ASKING PEOPLE TO SPEND MONEY ON THEM SO THAT THEY CAN LEVEL UP AND GET POINTS AND FU-BUCKS AND WHATEVER. BUT WHERE IS THE RETURN ON THIS INVESTMENT...A SHOUT OUT ON YOUR BLAST THAT SOMEBODY ELSE BOUGHT YOU?...HOW ABOUT RETURNING THE FAVOR YOU GREEDY LITTLE BRAT (TO ALL WHO THIS APPLIES TO) THESE GREEDY BITCHES TAKE ABSOLUTE PRIDE IN HAVING EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM AND RETURNING NOTHING!!! SO TO ALL THE GOLD DIGGERS OUT THERE....I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!! I WILL NOT RATE YOU...COMMENT YOU...OR GIVE YOU ANY KIND OF ATTENTION WHATSOEVER. I CAN NO LONGER CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR TITS...AND THATS ANOTHER THING...SOME DAY YOUR TITS ARE GOING TO CEASE BEING YOUR MEAL TICKET AND YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO EITHER A) DEVELOP A MUCH NICER DISPOSITION AND PERSONALITY...OR B)TAKE YOUR BODY TO THE CHEAP STREETS TO GET BY ON WHATS

Todays Comment
The comment I posted today wasn't directed at anyone I promise, it was a quote I found and so very true. People tend to believe rumors without knowing all the facts and good friends are lost because people are afraid to ask is something wrong. Hugs to you all

Special Events ~~~ Coming Up...
Halloween Party October 27, 2007 8pm cst at the Playboy Club.. If you want to dress up and have your pic posted with the bulletin please email us there. Thank you ~~~ Management

Dui Ohio Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in COLUMBUS,OHIO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,

10-26-07
I decided to stay home today because I'm hurting and extremely tired didn't sleep well. But I had to run to defiance to drop off payment for a bill and I wanted to get my FMLA papers to Doc office so they can get them fill out and I can turn them in. So I did that.. .. and wouldn't you know on my way home out in the country on the highway I get a flat fookin tired. I stand there.. look at the shredded tire.. think about crying then assess the situation.. so OK I'm not changing the tire on the highway leaning down an embankment.. so I wait till nothing is comming back up several yard and back onto a side road back a little ways from the Stop sign. Proceed to get out the jack n other paraphernalia needed to change a flat. Am in the process of letting down the spare tire from under the truck with a truck turns onto the side road I look up for a second as it passes and a man probably about my age is driving it.. I start to proceed with letting down the tire again when I realize the man

The Conteststants In The Big Pimpin Contest
Im posting a list of all the contestants in the big pimpin contest . It starts tonight at 7 pm central time. At that time you can come here to this blog and click on your photo & start voting Yall have fun :)

Texas Chili ( A True Story)
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili w

Prayer's For One Of God's Lil Angel's
HER NAME IS PAIGE , AND WOULD LIKE ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO PLEASE ADD HER TO YOUR PPRAYERS TY HUGS N LOVE BREW Get More at COMMENTYOU.com MY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS ( WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/1997 )

Man S Best Friend
Calif. college uses cockroaches as lure RIVERSIDE, Calif. - Thinking about the University of California, Riverside for college? Then come pet our cockroaches! UC Riverside is using a cockroach petting zoo to attract students and parents to an upcoming recruitment fair. The zoo will include several species, including cockroaches that emit a foul, ammonia-like scent and the famous, palm-sized Madagascar hissing cockroach.

Reed Richards Halloween Costume
Reed Richards Halloween Costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! This season you can go wearing Reed Richards Halloween Costume and impress others. The term Halloween (and its alternative rendering Hallowe'en) is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening of/before "All Hallows' Day", also known as "All Saints' Day". It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Popes Gregory III and Gregory IV moved the old Christian feast of All Saints' Day from May 13 to November 1. In the ninth century, the Church measured the day as starting at sunset, in accordance with the Florentine calendar. Although All Saints' (or Hallows') Day is now considered to occur one day after Halloween, the two holidays were, at that time, celebrated on the same day. Liturgically, the Church traditionally celebrated that day as the Vigil of All Saints, and, until 1970, a day of fast

Only 6000 Left!
Please help, only have a little over 6000 to go and then I am done and get a happy hour! If you are bored and need something to do, please come by, would love to try to finish this today if possible! Lots of luv, Jen link:

Fly Away
T-PAIN LYRICS "Fly Away" I wish I can grow some wings And get up out of this situation I do it with no hesitation, yeah I wish I can know those things That everybody else knows It's my decision, don't need permission to [Chorus] Fly away (way), fly away (way) I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) I can fly away (way), fly away (way) No one listen to what I say So I fly away Somebody told me (told me), today was my day (day) They see me on the big screen and they see me on the stage And it must be true, 'Cause, here I am, here I am baby I wanna thank you [Chorus] Let me fly away (way) Fly away (way), fly away (way) And I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) I can fly away (way), fly away (way) I go through this everyday So I fly away (way) And I go through this everyday So I fly away, fly away yeah Fly way yeah No one listen to what I say So I fly away (way) [Repeat]

Just A Min With Me
So i spend alot of time listing to music and thinking how the song relates to me where in my life it fits if i ever unpack my cds ill put them in autobiographical order so i know when i baught them and when i want to remember a date ill just pop in that cd do u ever do that well i got to go now so later all

Xshiny Sharp Objectsx
Dude so i totally left Virginia. (boo-hoo how sad) and now i am here in my hometown of San Francisco. Now I go to ISA in Frisko and i am having an alright day. Today first thing in the morning i had to sing Christmas carols because my choir class is preparing for some type of perfromance. i'm new here so i don't know whats going on. I get to see my baby today...I have not seen him since Thursday and i miss him so much!! vby the way smoking too much weed can seriously mess up your sleep. fuck its only 9 in the friggin' morning. Maybe i should stop thinking about it....time tends to go by slower when you really want it to go fast...

Natal Curry Judge
Natal, South Africa, has the highest quota of Indians outside of India ... Natal curry contest. If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end....... NOTE: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is! They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB. Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting from America . Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a Curry Cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and so I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Beer Garden when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Natal Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, the

Today Life Isn't So F*#kin Beautiful!
Just got back from having a wonderful weekend. Over 1000 mile round trip. Life was Beautiful. Then all hell breaks loose. To make it short, totaled my truck within 5 miles from home just 15 short miutes ago. Ruined MyFuckin Day! So yeah, Life ain't so Beautiful in my eyes right now. Peace Ya'll! Later, TheUnLoved

Read This And Tell Me What You Think
the end will freak you out i am loyal but with respect though i will tell it they way it is. this is no bull, and i am honest but, don't care what other people think of me. i am true to myself, my family, and my friends i'm a guy who rather here the truth then a lie. i hate lie's all it does is it hurt's people's feelings. i like being honest because it's the right thing to do. if you don't like someone then don't hang around them then. i am not judgemental i don't judge people at all. if i did that then i'm no better than anybody else. i pour my heart, and soul to post these blog's to show my color. what i mean by that i am a open person who know's what i want in life. though i have to work hard where i'm getting at. though it make take sometime but, eventually i will get there. i don't need help from anybody i can make it on my own. though i have to get somethings done in life. that way i can start a new life without someone wanting something from me all the time. i don't mind h

My Quest For A Happy Hour
Hey guys I am in Steph's Happy Hour Giveaway, I entered in hopes that a Happy Hour could help me reach Godmother! I could really use some help! I know I need a lot of comments, but just 10 or 20 from all my friends would really make a difference. Any help is appreciated! Thank you! Love, Jamie

A Poem About Drinking And Driving
THIS I BELIEVE I WAS LOOKING FOR , MY SON'S HAD GIVEN IT TO ME , AND IT BROUGHT CHILLS TO ME The Final Act by Lisa Teller Screeching tires, shattering glass, twisting metal, fiberglass. The scene is set it all goes black, The curtain raised the final act. Sirens raging in the night, sounds of horror, gasps of fright. Intense pain, the smell of blood tearing eyes begin to flood. They pull out our bodies one by one, What is going on, we were only having fun! One of my friends is missing, what did I do? Her scattered belongings everywhere, in the road there lies her shoe. A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes, "What were you thinking, son"? "Did you really think that you could drive?" He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes, "If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!" I started to scream, I started to yell; But no one could hear me, no one could tell. They put me in an ambulance; they took me away. The doctor at the hospita

Thanks Everyone!
I want to thank everyone who helped me in reached my goal of 50,000 comments. Took a little over 2 weeks to accomplish but without everyones help I would have been there forever! Thank yall all so very very much and if I did not show any luv to you please let me know and I will be sure to return it. I tried hard to get everyone I could get! Thank you again everyone so very very much! Lots of Luv, Jennifer

well my life took a really bad turn for the worst..... and i fell into this fuckin hole... and i never thought i was going to make it out.... and neither did ne of my friends... WELL.... all i have to say is FUCK U ALL... this is for all of the people that never thought i would get my shit straightened out.... well i did.... I have compleatly started over.... and im not going to fuck up this time

Women Are Phenominal........... ;-)
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to

U Pic Pic Contest
hello ive done this contest before and it was good.so all i ask is the pic be safe for work,no drama,no hasseling the others and have fun ty U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic and 1 million fubucks 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice 3rd gets 3day blast and a ring or bracelet

My Son Is So Beautiful
we were driving back from mt. vernon today and joey was making the funniest sound, and he was doing it for like 10 minutes. needless to say, i think he had too much of mt.dew and was all hyped up. i dont know exactly why i am writing this, i just think that it was halarious

I Should....
I think I should remove this here account... I found a man I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life with... don't be shocked if one day I never come back here... I went almost a year... and if I didn't get mail... I might never have come back now...

Wow, Whatever
sometimes i wish i didn't bother looking around at what other women here say. they seem hellbent on being self righteous and holier than thou whenever they're somewhere someone else might "see" ... i'm sorry, i don't buy the "honesty" in a mumm i opened a few minutes ago.... the girls/women in it are all so sure that women like me that like to show off what we have and ask for what we want are "not right". .... that's kinda like saying ok, you can have a million dollars, but you can't spend it, or tell anyone you have it, or even look at it. get the fuck over yourselves, and get over everyone else too.. some of us have ALOT of fucking PRIDE thank you, and we don't need self important bitches like yourselves telling us that we're wrong for loving what god gave us and using it how we see fit. god gave you two eyes... does that mean you shouldn't open them and see? didn't think so. ~Sin

Writing
Angel and Evelyn, you may not understand me but, I will tell you this anyway. First of all, I'm your father and I will always love you both. I will never love one more than the other. No matter what you do will ever change the love I for you. I can only love you more and never less. I will make this promise to you: I promise that my love for you will always remain true. I will make sure that you always have what you need and try to give you some of the things you want. I will teach you to be strong and independent. I will teach you to be smart, to use your head and to be open-minded. I will teach you have to earn what you want so you can be pride and appreciate what you got. Everything that I know I will teach you. No matter what you do or where you go, you will always have a home here with me. My home will never be close, but always open for you to come and live. Even if you hit rock bottom, just come home to me and I will help you get back to the top. Most im