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you know your from Clovis NM if...... -You know where NorVaJac Studios is. -You remember when Leanne Rhymes was in town. -The fair is the most exciting thing to happen in your life. -You know that Marshall Junior High used to be the highschool. -You've heard that Marshall used to be a prison. -You know that Gattis is for gangsters and Yucca is for preps. -You know the location of all eight hundred elementary schools in town. -Most of your highschool buddies went to college at ENMU, UNM, NMSU, or Texas Tech. -Clovis Community College, halfway to your future. -You went to Blackwater Draw in fifth grade, but still don't know anything about the Clovis Man. -When someone talks about going to 'the lake', you know which one they're talking about. -You can make it to Lubbock or Amarillo in under an hour. -You take the back way to Albuquerque because there are no cops that way. -You go to Sonic to order an Orgasm. -You've spent at least one year of your life on Main Street. -You know the first and last names of at least eighty percent of your graduating class. -You have stories about half of them. -Twentyfive percent of your elementary teachers have plead guilty to criminal sexual contact of minors. -You know about the scandal at Marshall concerning two teachers. -You know of someone who had sex in the locker room. -Dave's is the only place to get food when you're drunk. -You and Margaret are on a first name basis. -You remember when there was nothing past Llano Estacado. -You can properly pronounce Llano Estacado. -The roundabout is probably the most fun ever. -You remember when the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders came out for the Super WalMart grand opening. -You remember when Hobby Lobby and Hastings was KMart. -You remember when there was an icecream place in town. -You refer to the mall as 'the hall'. -You remember when WalMart was in the mall. -You're still waiting for that huge movie theatre with stadium seating to move in. -Most of your elementary school friends were military brats. -You or one of your girlfriends used to hang out in the dorms on base. -You are sick of 'Operation Keep Cannon'. -You know who the 'Shifty Fifty' are. -It was a big deal when Red Lobster moved in, because they could serve alcohol. -You remember when there was nothing in the mall lawn. -Shogun is for special occassions, and you have to dress up. -You've been a part of more than one church's clergy. -You went to OneEighty every Wednesday in junior high. -The haunted house at the Potter's House scared the shit out of you. -You started hanging out with your highschool teachers after graduation. -Colonial Park is where the rich people live. -The only reason you go over the overpass is to get to Portales. -Portales has way better parties. -You know about 'the Hole'. -You know where the Hole is. -You know where the Hole used to be. -You know where the Hole started. -You drive drunk more than you drive sober. -You drank in class in highschool. -You or someone you are close to is or has been on meth. -Highschool football ruled your life every autumn. -You went to the last Clovis NM versus Clovis CA bonfire. -Fuhzou is way better than China Star. -You ate McDonalds for lunch everday in highschool. -You know all about Taco Box breakfast burritos. -All of your friends who moved away moved back within three years Go Clovis!
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