I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head!
Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007.
30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her.
28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship.
27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom.
25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Jäger helps.
24 Chicks aren’t afraid to get kinky; you just have to have the nerve to ask.
23 You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.
22 Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”
21 If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.
20 The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.
19 Every woman is self-conscious about her body. Tell her you love her body and you’ll see it more often.<-----Emily Gail agrees! lol
18 Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
17 Girls who say, “I love sports!” are lying. Girls who ask you what time the game is on, without specifying which game they’re talking about, are not.
16 She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.
15 Women always want to believe what you’re saying is true.
14 What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
13 Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed, but beautiful is always best.
12 Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.
11 Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
10 Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.
9 If you have something to hide, she’ll find it.
8 She hates your Xbox more than she lets on. Blow her off for some gaming and she’ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.
7 If you promise to call, and don't. Don't expect a women to sit by the phone. Someone else will take your place, with one phone call out.
6 They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.<------I agree, this happens ALOT!
5 The most painless way to end an argument: Let her win.
4 All women think they’re smarter than their partners in some significant way.
3 When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions, she just wants you to listen(really listen).
2 By the fifth conversation with you she already knows whether or not she
could love you forever.<------I LOVE this one!!!It's soooooo true most of the time!!
1 The minute she decides she’s even mildly interested in you, she starts making mental pictures of what your kids
would look like and imagining
her first name with your last.<------Seriously, that's true as hell, even if some women don't want to admit it. That is, of course, only true if the women is looking for something serious in the first place, if not than I suppose this wouldn't apply.
