For user friendly navigation, please visit Fubar.com


0 25 50 75 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 150 175 200 207
Jokes And Stuff
LITTLE BOY AT NUDE BEACH A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach in Tampa . As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his mother: "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets
Never Settle
If a man wants YOU, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want YOU, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes YOU truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of frie
This Is For My Loving Wife !!!! Carol Ann Tetreault
Brad PaisleyShe's EverythingMusic Videos And Lyrics On Demand
Do Unto Others
Why is it that there are people on here who want to be friends, and expect you to vote on their mums, their stashes, etc.. but they rarely talk to you and very rarely stop by your page to vote or rate??????
What I've Become
Falling In And Out Of Love When I say I love you I do But this with you will not do I need someone I can lean on Someone I can count on too Yes you are there sometimes For that I am grateful to you But I need someone there full time And that you can not do You told me once you loved me That I could believe in you I was there when you needed someone Where were you when I needed someone, too? The time has come for me to let go Never to expect you to care again People may come and people may go But my love will never end
Pimping My Turn
Please help me get him up and to another level he is not feeling the love i have so please help me... Southern Rains@ fubar not asking for much just show him the fubar love.
Where I Live
I have been asked a few times what's it like where I live. Just thought I would write about what it is like around the area that I live in. Well as I say on my profile I live in North Shields, a town on the north bank of the river Tyne just east of the city of Newcastle Upon Tyne and just over a mile from the north sea. North Shields is surrounded on three sides by the once busy shipbuilding town of Wallsend which is where Hadrians Wall ended, and hence was named after. Between North Shields and the sea is Tynemouth village now a favourite haunt for surfers, the upmarket suburb of Newcastle I guess you could call it. North of Tynemouth lies the small former fishing village of Cullercoats with the town of Whitley Bay to the north of there. North Shields is best known for it's connect with the river. It has a ferry terminal where ferries leave for destinations in Norway, Sweden, Denmark and the Netherlands. The fish quay was for a long time it's largest employer with over two h
Edited Memories
As we as a society move on in life and create memories we will create memories that we will for one reason or another ....Edit. There are things in our lifes we would like to forget Erase from our minds can't you see I guess you could call it Without to much thought Just some edited memories Those times there was pain No particular gain Sorrow pulled us apart Tore at our heart We'd just as soon let them be Just an edited memory Grief that unfolded Like clouds from above And rained on our lovely parade We would like to just ditch them Let somebody switch them Just edit those bad memories We can live on without them Who needs to be hurt in that way Take away all that stuff We've had just enough It's time for our hearts to be free Let them all disappear an edited memory
Empty Spaces That Were Me
Today as i entered your room I noticed The empty spaces that were me. I now know out of your life is where you need me to be. It was strange to see, where I used to fit. Memories of you and memories of me. Things neither of us could admitt. Memories are all I see I do believe that is what the future will hold Spaces where I used to be. nothing more nothing less But as I saw today The empty spaces that were me.
The Man That I Am
The man that I am Last night I saw a falling star and wished a dream come true That someday you will realize that all I want is you So many miles away I wish I could be there To speak to you softly and run my fingers through your hair. We're only lonely we're only lonley It is loneliness that makes me understand Mabey someday I know you'll understand I can't be just anyone Just the man I am... Many miles between us memories can't replace I look in the back of my mind And still I see your face.. While you are ou there having fun doing what you think's right I sit sit here and think of you each night I can't be just anyone Just the man I am.
Shades Of Grey
Today I watched the sun come up And as I raised my coffee cup When through the trees I saw the ray I thought to myself, "Where are they?" They who may never see the break of day In shades of grey. There are so many things that they will miss Unless by the early dawn they are kissed With the sweet feeling of peace Of the morning mist In shades of grey People speak about others mistakes Stressing how foolish they were Pointing out the problems they made Not considering special circumstances Not allowing for the possible shade The shade that can blur what is and what is not Shade that has remembered what others forgot Life is multi-colored; like a lively promenade Possessing many colors one being a shade of grey
Href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=975364&friend=975364" Target=_blank>capone@ Fubar
u know what i cant stand is these thugs running around acting like gangsters when the real gangsters are george bugs moran, al capone,john gotti,the ice man johnny overcoats aka dizzy them guys are the true gangsters.what the hell is wrong with these thugs doing drive bys waveing there guns around,all they are is a bunch of chicken shit punks what does css mean its in profile settings
Mean Parents
I had to take the opportunity to write this blog about parents… as I have been having some conversations with a friend about being a "mean mom". The topic came up in regard to P-13 movies and the types of cartoons my kids can watch, etc. And I will be the first to admit that I am rather strict on it… but it is for their good. And yes, I am very well aware that when they are at their dad's house, or at friends, etc. that they are going to be exposed to it, but at least it is not that way in my household. So upon realizing my "meanness," I had to dig up an email that I had received quite awhile back about the topic, as I had to share it with him. But I thought I would share it with everyone else, along with my two cents worth on the topic (whether you want to hear it or not… LOL). I can honestly relate to everything that is said in this email message… as I was definitely a kid growing up thinking that I had the meanest parents in the whole world. And it is even more funny to m
To All The Fathers
This goes out to all the wonderful fathers of the world. I know that a lot of the time, the good fathers are hiding behind the shadows of the "deadbeat" dads everywhere, and do not get the praise and thanks that they deserve. Well, you need to hear that you are appreciated and that you are doing a good job! This is for all fathers, the ones who get the pleasure of being in their children's lives each and every day, and for the ones that wished they could be, but can't because of many different circumstances. And a prayer goes out to the ones that have to fight with their children's mother in order to see their children, because the mother has an issue with him (and it has no basis about him mistreating his children)… I pray that the mother will realize that she is only hurting her children for this. Fathers Are Wonderful People - Helen Steiner Rice Fathers are wonderful people, too little understood, And we do not sing their praises As often as we should... For, s
To All The Mothers
This is for all mothers, everywhere. This is one of my favorite poems about mothers, as it says so much... for the "good" and the "bad" about what a mother should or shouldn't be. For All Mothers This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at soccer games instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, "Did you see my goal?" They could say, "Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world, " and mean it. This is for all the mothers who have sat up all night with sick children in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Meyer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's OK honey, Mommy's here." This is for all the mothers of Kosovo who fled in the night and can't find their children. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see and for the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes and for all the mothers who don't.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Your Actions
A good friend sent me this email. I have seen it several times before, but I always love reading it each time I see it. There is so much truth to it… the fact that everything we say or do can have a positive or negative impact on the people around us; that we do not know the true depth of our actions and the role they play in the lives of people (including family and friends). It makes you think about the little things in life and the value that is placed on them, or even the lack of value. I believe there is importance in the ability to be a positive influence in someone's life… whether it is one person or even many, many more throughout a lifetime. Regardless, everyone's actions are very powerful; not only to themselves, but to everyone else that touches their lives in one way or another. So remember this story when you are torn between the positive and the negative of a situation. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my
The True Worth Of Friends
Many people do not know the worth of true friends. Either they have not experiences the joys of true friends or they have not been blessed with the experience of having any. But those that know what it takes to be a true friend also know how easy it is to not tell them how much you appreciate them. So this is showing my appreciate for all that you have done for me, currently do for me, and will continue to do for me in the future... as I will do the same for you! YOU ARE ALL APPRECIATED EVERYDAY! I found this story and have loved it from the day that I first read it. It was originally written in terms of "girlfriends". But as I have also learned through the years, true friends can be male or female; as I experienced many of these scenarios with BOTH my female and male friends. So I could easily switch the words to "true friends" instead of "girlfriends". I hope you enjoy it... Young and newly married, I relaxed under a pecan tree on a hot Texas summer day, drinking iced tea a
Paradoxes Of Our Times
Today we have bigger houses and smaller families. More conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees, but less common sense. More knowledge, but less judgment. We have more experts, but more problems. More medicine, but less wellness. We spend too recklessly, Laugh too little, Drive too fast, Get too angry too quickly, Stay up too late, Read too little, Watch TV too much, And pray to seldom! We've multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too little, and lie too often. We've learned how to make a living but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. We have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy it less. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet our neighbors. We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice. We
Never
As I call you friend, You will always share a piece of my heart. I will always pride myself, To always be true to you. As much as I need friends, So must you. I will also share a place in your heart, To be there whenever you need me. I may not be there in flesh, But I will always be there in spirit. I try to understand your needs. When it rains on you , I will share my umbrella with you. As sadness overwhelms you, We will cry together. If you feel down and kicked, I will pick you up and brush away your doubts. When you think you can't continue, I will remind you that you can. As you become discouraged, I will boost your ego high. Being a friend I don't take lightly, It's my desire, never a chore. If you need some silence, yet not be alone, We will sit together in the peace of quiet. When you wish to play, You will always have a playmate. You will never be completely alone, A piece of me will always be with you. One thing I c
Never Again!!!
This is for all the guys and gals out there who have been through this same experience as me..... I been engaged 3 times in real life 2 guys 1 girl..... And they all cheated on me.... But Ya must move on.... :) What goes around comes around.... ya gotta keep your chin up!!!!!! This is for of my friends and family on here who have been through what I have been through ..... The engagement and the cheating...... We must keep trudgin on... But we will never forget how PISSED and how HURT those ppl had made us....... Read the lyrics and you will understand .. :) I love yas..... :) ================================================== Never Again I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green I hope when you’re in bed with her you think of me I would never wish bad things but I don’t wish you well Could you tell by the flames that burned your words I never read your letter 'cause I knew what you’d say Give me that Sunday school answer tryin' make
Stuff & Junk & Things
So I finally broke up with my boyfriend of almost 18 months. Since we lived together for almost a year I am really hurting inside. It's been 2 days since I asked him to leave - yes it happened on Thanksgiving. I really need to know that I did the right thing... I think I did but when you still feel love for a person it's hard to just break things off and not be upset. So I'm posting this blog out here... for all my fubar "friends" so you'll have an opportunity to respond and lend your support. After all that's what friends are for right? For anyone who reads this and wants to say something mean spirited or pornographic - please don't. This is serious to me and my heart is broken. What is the longest a cut rose will stay alive? I am trying to make these last as long as possible but I have my doubts that they will make it a week. Well... another day another dismal selection of television viewing. Working from home has it's perks and it's problems. Okay... don't kn
Wooooot.. Level 18... :)
I want to thank all of you just now for rateing all my stuffies.. lol Hey I finally made it to Level 18.............Dam.. that was a hard one.. LMFAO!!!! I will be back i na few and give back the love to ya all.. :) Until I run out or rates and shit comments anyway.. ROFL!!!!!!!! Thanks ya'll again for helping me .. Soooooooooooooo very much appreciated!!!! :) (((((((((((((((STARTS TO RUN AROUND THE ROOOOOM DOING THE HAPPY GET YOUR FREAK ON ZOMBIE DANCE.......lol......Oooooouch... I fall down and go BOooooooooooooooom...))))))))))))))) ;) :P LMAO!!
The Young Ones
does anyone remember this show?
Kims World
Express Yourself LIVE These are actual yahoo archives and haven\'t been tampered with sealed and delivered to you all by: Sup3rKimb0 ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: morning son ~DJ INSANE~: MORNING ~DJ INSANE~: NOT A GOOD ONE BUT OH WELL ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: sorry to hear that ~DJ INSANE~: GET OFF MY CRACKINESS ~DJ INSANE~: OK I GOT TI ~DJ INSANE~: IT* ~DJ INSANE~: YES MA\'SM ~DJ INSANE~: MA\'AM ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: i hired dj nilla last night , she and a friend came to me for a job ~DJ INSANE~: YES ~DJ INSANE~: U ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR U ~DJ INSANE~: AND THEN U GO DO IT ~DJ INSANE~: IF U WANTED TO DO IT THAN U SHOULDNT OF ASKED ME TO ~DJ INSANE~: I TOOK TIME TO DO THAT FOR U ~DJ INSANE~: AND ITS WAS WASYED TIMEON MY PART ~DJ INSANE~: AND ME AND CHELLE ARE SUPPOSED TO HIRE TOGETHER ~DJ INSANE~: THATS WHAT WE AGREED ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: are you done being a crabby bitch yet? ~DJ INSANE~: NO ~DJ.Skylar Dawn~: finish when you are i\'ll speak ~DJ INSANE~: U ASK ME TO DO SO
Letter From An Abuser
The Face Of An Abuser
Markymarkstouts Crazy House
im new ta fu and i love this i cant get enough peeps im going ta invite as many peeps as i can

Live Happy LoveMySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts Much Laugh Always Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this email to folks in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States . Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country's worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms. In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood
Life
Every now and then we need to stop ourselves from the daily grind to look back at the failures we have made in our lives. When we look back and evaluate what went wrong on our own parts we get to learn from these mistakes, if we look back to find what others did wrong then there is no moving forward from within ourselves. I have made a great deal of mistakes in my life and I have payed the ultimate price. I almost lost my family now a year and a half later I have really gotten to see where I went wrong. I did not balance my life as I should have. Now my 2 son's and myself get to live as a trio with out a mother's love to help guide them and as I would not give up my children for anything, on the flip side I would do anything to give them a mother that would love and help guide them in their lives, for now we will go on and continue forward until we can find some one worthy of this great pleasure.
Fallen
I went to see my fallen on the fourth of july, i hitched a ride with my buddie who owns his own plane, he has a small fishing busness up in WA so he didnt mind taking me. I surprised her an the kids when i step on the property, i got along well with the kids an we got off to a great start, i asked them a hard question an they both anwsered that i could since they loved seeing their mother so happy, so that nyte at the olive garden i asked her her hand in marrage, she started to cry but said yes, its almost been a month an now we find out she is expecting an with my generation it is a great chance of twins, im so happy i have found her!!!!!
Debbi Rocks!
~Debbi~@ fubar
What I Like To Do
Well let's see here. I love to spend time with my hubby and with friends. Most of my friends, however, have moved away or we have lost touch over the years. I guess that has to do with the fact that I got married at 18 and immediately started living the married life...Hell I graduated high school a married woman! I also love to sing. I love music in general and have even been in a few bands. In those bands I was the bassist in one and the lead singer in the other. Alot of people have told me that I sound exactly like Amy Lee from Evanescence but I think I just sound like me lol. As you probably already know, I LOVE surfing the internet. My favorite sites at the current time are Fubar.com, Tagged.com, and ModernWiccan.com. I love meeting new people and making friends. Oh and by the way, just because I am a poly does NOT mean I will fuck anybody I see or meet. Hell no! I am married and I have a girlfriend and I am very happy with my life right now. I love watching hockey games
»-(¯`v´¯)-» Wìtch AñÑiè »-(¯`v´¯)-»
This is my 1st blog here. Now i try to learn what i can do in this web. So if i didnt reply or whatever i hope all the friends here will understand that i still a new joiner. thanks, @nn
Thoughts And Stuff
The other day when I met, for the first time IRL, one of my friends at a park all I could think about, at the time, was sex. Thoughts about going down on them and of how they might taste; thoughts of how special and wonderful it would be to know the person in a biblical sense; thinking of what would happen if i didn't please the person sexually; etc... Well anyways, when providing feedback about our meeting they mentioned that talking about sex with a person who you've just met is a really big turn off and I made the comment like, "Well, I guess you knew where my mind was..." or something to that effect. They might already know this, but just in case, I want the person to know that I'm not some sex-crazed lunatic and sex is not all that I think about...most of the time...It just seems like ever since I got my first taste of it about 3 weeks ago, that's all that I've thought about and I really wish I would stop, and Hopefully I will stop, but for the time being, to just bare with me.
Perver City.
Perver City Lies within the Eyes (Thighs) of the Beholder. FIRST INSTALLMENT die Melkmaschine
"foxy_doll"
"I love you but u always turn your back on me ignore what i always tell you.You think your the best guy on earth' well i got news for you,you know im not that strong but it wont take long wont take long...Because someday ill forget about you,someday i wont even missed you.Someday i will never need you the way i wanted you to need me someday someone's gonna take your place...and if that time comes..i will thank you.." foxy_doll When a boy and girls is courting,they never seem to have any trouble talking to and understanding each other but when the game is on good communication is the first to go.This is stressfull for both boys and girls.It is not uncommon to hear a girls complain that her boyfriend is more interested in chatting in gamings or with friends.A good understanding of gender differences is also important in learning to communicate effectively.Men and women are different in how they express themselves as well as in how they recieve information.Healthy communication is a s
Fubar Wife Needed
Bored
So all I've done today is watch Zombie movies new and old and the only question that constantly pops up in my head is, "Would a dog attack suit save you from zombie bites?" I mean they got to, right? And if they did keep you safe then there's the temporary solution, just wear a dog attack suit, and go about your business. So yesterday my wishes came true and I got a puppy. Awww he is a five month old purebred Boston Terrier who still doesn't have a name but I'm thinking it'll either be Sir Badass Killington, Toby, or Hendrix. But yeah I am so happy right now, yay! I just finished watching this movie called "Wristcutters: A Love Story" and wow this was actually a really great movie, with a pretty interesting concept. So I really don't want to ruin too much for this movie but I do highly recommend it especially if you're a fan of dark comedies. Here's the trailer to give you a taste of the film.
Native Spirits Tribe
it was a great run and a real nice try all. thank you all for trying but the family has died. the cheif has left and most of our members have joined other familys. it no ones fault but we all need to move on @ some point so its been nice to know all of you. and i appreceate all you have done for me and i hope i have shown you all the love you expected. im not joining any familys right mow but if im on and you all need help plz ask and i will try to do what i can. peace love and respect to you all. tc god bless russ (elder) native spirits tribe I'm considering leaving the family.My reasons for this is 1. some if not most have found new sites to be on 2. i tried the site and cant seem to understand it and i'm not liking it 3. this family doesn't act like they care anymore 1. no love being shown 2.people not on as much as before 4. i'm tired of trying to get close to people and then poof their gone I understand we all have lives to live but we should have a little con
Hawaiian Woodpecker
A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe. The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so he accepted the challenge. After flying to California , the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem. So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state? After much woodpecker-pondering, they both
Life In The 1500's
> >The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: > Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. >Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. >Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small a
2,000 Years Ago
2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised Land." 200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land." Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."
Because I'm A Man....
Because I'm A Man.... Because I'm a man , when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. _______________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion. ___________________________________________________________ Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. _________________________________________________________________ Be
At First
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad Pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now-go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell wit
An Irish Daughter
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family." "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath).... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Rivie ra and... ." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad. Girl, crying a
A Mother Had 3 Daughters
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." >>Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole
Waiting For You!!!
Just Me
Today is like most lately .I have been married almost 3 years to my second husband and just recently found out that because he has had a fatty liver for many years it has now turned into corrohis of the liver and he does not have much left he has a procedure next week the very day we met 3 years ago .I am scared he wont make it but our faith will carry us both he has all faith in God . Lately I find myself wondering what our future will be like then i wanna smack myself and say it could be worse I started him on a healthy life style change and have joined him as well somehow eating chips and dip and seeing him eat no salt items and then some just doesnt seem right besides I need to get these pounds off as well you see fat people everyday and some actually seem fine healthy and then boom they find out they have little to play with I dont know yet if he needs a transplant maybe next week the doctor will say God bless and take care love Starlet
2 Faced Mother Fuckers
I really hate 2 faced people...you open your home and your heart to people and then they just turn their back on you....well..you know what ....kiss my ass
Godsmack Giveaway
OK...SIMPLE....THIS CONTEST IS A TREASURE HUNT...CONTESTANTS HAVE UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO GET ME 3 PHOTOS OF THEM W/ VARIOUS ITEMS..... ITEM # 1. A PIC OF THEMSELVES HOLDING A METALLICAS "KILL UM ALL" CASETTE COVER!!!!!!" ITEM # 2. A PIC OF THEMSELVES STINDING INFRONT OF ANY GODSMACK PIC!!!!! ITEM # 3. TO BE DISCLOSED AT 11 PM MOUNTAIN TIME ONLY IN CREW RADIO!!!!!(which turned out to be a pic of urself slammin some jager from the bottle) REMEMBER TO SEND ALL ENTRY PICS TO crewradio@yahoo.com THE FIRST 2 COMPLETE ENTRIES WIN A PLACE IN THURSDAY NIGHTS DRAWING!!!!!
Manson N The My Car :-)
Manson put on a great show playing new and old shit. Afterward Newt and I went to grab a bit to eat at Denny's but,on the way to Denny's I decide to molest Newt :-) Then we had some grub. After leaving Denny's Newt took me to some hidden spot in a close by industrial park were we decide to finish off a great night with a great fuck. All I have to say is Fucking on the hood of our car while planes fly over was fucking awesome! Then we went home, I had a coke and rum, and preceded to fuck some more. Over all it was a fucking wonderful night!
I Know What I Am Doing ;-)
Which Penis Do You Have?
The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big. The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you. The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart. The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up. The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it. The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...? The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious. The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going... The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized. The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good. The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served. The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest. The All-State Penis: You're in good hands. The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis. The Barq's Penis: The one with bite. The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner. The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling. The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy. The Starburst Penis: T
Sound Advice On Sleep
A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all, he can only survive for one week. Sleeping provides us the time to rest our internal organs, eyes and brains. Poor sleep quality can cause internal damage to our internal organs and brains. Therefore, sleeping is very important to us. If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy, please take note of the advice below. 5 DON'TS when you are sleeping DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first. DO
True Friend
What is a true friend ? we all think that we have true friends then we find out they arent as true a friend as we thought they were .. Some times in life we do come accross a true friend who stands beside us no matter what and is there to wipe away the tears when we cry and sometimes they cry with us .. i my self have came across a few i thought were true friends and turned out they were 2 faced friends who would as soon talk about me as to be a friend.. anyway in our life time we have alot of people come and go in our life but the true friends will always stay no matter what ...
A Great Dog Story
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one! Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease....in fact, she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A though
The Cracked Pot
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. B ut the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. "I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house." The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?" "That's beca
Vacation....
Get Yours at hostdrjack.com
How I Feel On Shit
why be scareface when u can send da hit on him if ur to ashame to put a pic of your self maybe u shouldnt put one at all if real niggaz do real thangs who doin all dis fack shit?
Support Our Troops
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: k.c. Date: Jul 31, 2007 12:33 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: marchelleDate: Jul 31, 2007 1:52 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You co
This Person Needs Help
i am writing this bulletin in the hopes that someone will be able to help me. i am not doing this for pity or attention, but i need help. about a month ago some friends of mine bought me and my 2 sons(ages4 and 5) bus tickets to come to new york from ohio. they needed help getting ready for their newborn and they promised me that they would send me home as soon as i wasn't really needed around here anymore. for the last week and a half, they have threatened to throw me and my two boys out on the street with no where to go and no money. they have told me for the last week that they are trying to save up the money to send us home, and then they lay a guilt trip on me because i am costing them money everyday i am here. they just got done telling me today that they don't have the money to send us home and that they aren't really even trying to get the money. i am stuck in a state 500 miles from home with no job and no friends. under normal circumstances i would never in a million years co
Before It's To Late
Just let me love you, hold out your hand, I'm right here beside you, together we'll stand, we can walk through this world, we can have it all, a tomorrow and past, a life to be proud of, I'll always be there, open your arms and heart, my love will never stray, share your life with me girl, Before It's To Late...
Friend
Patience
Those that have had, or have had to deal with cancer must understand exactly what I am now going through..... How can you put yourself into a spot of waiting for results and doing more tests to find out if you have prosatate cancer.... I do not know what to do or how to cope...All prayers would be appreciated...Please pray for my family, daughters and especially my girlfriend LH. I'm lost.....For the first time in my life, I am totally lost..... Thanks to everyone who has offered their support and prayers and thoughts. I was notified today, by the doctor, the tests have come back negative. I was told to have this checked yearly, but, Happy as can be now. Thanks to you all, again. Why is it when you are separated from the one that you love and care for the most, you miss them so much it actually hurts? In today's world of mobile phones, computers and webcams, distance can still cause such a loss. I know this aggrevation well, many times deployed and the like, I still do not cope well
Yup Yup
So why is that people tell you one thing but do another.... then get caught and try to bs their way out of it... even when caught red handed. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmm
I Think Ur The Father...
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for se
Miss August Contest
In case some of you went to our site this morning while it was down for maintenance. It is up and running again and the competition is open for all new contestants. We are starting a new Miss Amateur Rates contest for the month of August. Contestants post photos, and site users rate those photos. Contestant with the most points at the end of the month gets rewarded. Free to join and enter the contest. www.amateurrates.com
Get Rid Of Boredom
OKAY...this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, I put my answers below. Here we go: 1. [Beer] – yucky 2. [Relationships] - drama 4. [Purple] - pink 5. [Power Rangers] – for boys 6. [Weed] - illegal 7. [Steroids] - nasty 8. [Cartoons] – fun 9. [The President] - trying his best 10. [Tupperware] - love it 11. [Florida] – beaches 12. [Santa Claus] - big man with a jolly laugh 13. [Halloween] - booo 14. [Bon Jovi] – 80's 15. [Grammer] - duh 16: [Myspace] – boring 17. [Worst fear] – snakes 18. [Marriage] - YUCK 19. [Paris Hilton] - silly lil rich girl 20. [Patrick] – swayze 21. [Redheads] - Gina and Sassy 22. [Blondes] - have more fun 23. [Pass the] - buck 24. [One night stand] – Two nights are better... 25. [Donald Trump] - bad hair piece 26. [Ne
Read My Profile
For all of you that want to "get to know me better", you must not pay attention to the place on my profile where is says, I AM MARRIED!!!! I am very flattered! Thank you all very much, but I am here for conversation and to meet new people as FRIENDS!!!
Show Some Love
I just want all my friends and fans to know how much I Love ya'll for helping me level up when I need it. Ya'll are the best thanks... Go show some love and sign my guest book and I will do the same love a'll
Mike E. Holmes
God saw you getting tired when a cure was not to be, so he closed his arms around you and whispered come to me. You didn't deserve what you went through and so he gave you rest, God's garden must be beautiful, he only takes the best, and when I saw you sleeping so peaceful free from pain, I could not wish you back to suffer that again. Mike we will always love you & miss you w/all of our hearts for you were a kind beautiful soul. I know one day I will see you again in God's beautiful garden.
We're A Dying Breed
To every Guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every
Drunk!
Dude, so drunk right now. Lovin' life. Great friends, and great times. Just a chill post for ya'll. Night.
Spent Monday Night In The "er"
Just wanted to let everyone know that have fully recovered from the Bells Palsy. It was a very uncomfortable experience to say the least. Thanks to those who read the blog and sent well wishes!! Hello friends and visitors! I spent last night in the emergency room. Yesterday afternoon I noticed that I was having trouble closing my left eye. In the evening I was having trouble eating my dinner. It felt like I had just got back from the dentist and the novocaine had not worn off. After doing a little research on WebMD.com and talking to a nurse friend of mine, I decided I'd better get it checked out. (Do a symptom search on WebMD on "drooping face" and you can read all about it.) The ER doctor told me that I have Bells Palsy. I was familiar with this condition because my best friends dad has been through the same thing. I saw an Ear, Nose and Throat doctor today and he has given me some meds to fight the virus and relieve the swelling. It is usually caused by a viral infecti
Goodbye
Sorry to say I must say goodbye Sorry to say I must die And wont be by your side Sorry I'll make you cry But I must die I just have pain So it's time to say goodbye Sorry I can't stay Sorry but it's my time Sorry I wont be here But you'll alwayz be in my heart Sorry we'll be apart Sorry I lied I promised I wouldnt do it But that was a lie Sorry I wont see you But I'll see you from the sky Sorry I have to go Sorry I must die Sorry to say I must say goodbye Sorry to say I won't be alive And wont be by you tonight to all it matters im tired of the bs thats being said about me the lies iv been told the shits getting old if ya got a problem with me come to me and deal with it either on here or hit me on yahoo @ angie7820032000@yahoo.com im trying to be nice about this shit but its going to far now i know who is spreading the rumers around about me but its all good cause your day will come and i will laugh in your face i try to be there for my friends
Im Sorry
how many other guys have had a friend that you really cared about and loved but she didnt feel the same.. how many other guys feel this way? I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at yo
Sex Smarts
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
This Goes With The Poem
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Hey Babes My New Shit!!
All My Friends!!
Hey... Come on by and show these two pics some love with a rate and a comment.. They show the love back!!:):):) HAPPY LABOR DAY!! IF EVERYONE ON MY FRIEND AND FAMILY LIST CAME BY TO SHOW A LIL LUV BY LEAVIN A COMMENT IT WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH!! XOXO MUAH!! HERE IS THA LINK http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806#leave_comment OK IM GETTIN MY ASS KICKED LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED LOTS OF HELP!! JUST CHECKED CAUSE IM GETTIN READY TO LEAVE AND IM GETTIN DUSTED BAD ANYONE GET AS MANY AS U CAN TO HELP OUT AND FOR THOSE OF U WHO HAVE HELPED OUT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! HERE IS THA LINK JUST GO TO IT AND COMMENT YOUR ASS OFF ILL BE GONE FOR A FEW SOMEONE HELP ME OUT http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806
Drama Drama And More F'in Drama
Okay.... if my life interests any of you people, you'll more than likely either be amused, or feel sympathy or just dispise what I say. And NO I dont want a pity party. So here goes. My day was good, starting out... went by the shop to see Rob Jarrett (he now works for Hart and Huntington Tattoo Studios in Orlando FLA, if any of you need some ink, btw, he's AWESOME) anywho, went to see him b/c he's in town right now, I love him to death.... Chatted with Brandy and the guys at the shop... whom I am good friends with.... I get a call as I'm leaving heading to the hell hole.... it's my mom, and she's hysterical.... okay not really hysterical but she's upset. I could tell by her tone she'd been crying. She tells me my sister wasnt talking to her anymore, explained into detail why, and said that my sister hung up on her, and wouldnt answer anymore of her calls. YAY for me, I get to hear it from both sides now... I'm not the best at being the "middle-man" because either way, I
Comatose
So I don't use this site and upon returning I realize how crowded up with stupid shit it has become First of all the fucking updates are rediculous I don't care if someone uploads a photo,comments someone else ,or takes a fucking shit. If it doesn't pertain to me,please stop fucking informing me of it. All the sites I once loved,now just seem to be pathetic rip-offs of MySpace. does this site still alow nudity? that was probably the only good thing about this site.. except it was usually fat chicks,...which may not be appealing in any other way..but still funny nontheless. anyway I probaby will not be returning to Lost Cherry,Cherry Tap,Fubar,or any other retarded name it chooses to call itself in the future. if anyone wishes to keep in touch www.myspace.com/g0d_is_dead(I wont add you unless you identify yourself) or www.VampireFreaks.com/xBeedingPuppetx -Jamey
Thought Of The Day
LIVE well LAUGH often LOVE much Do you agree with that? God says: When somebody punches you on the right cheek, give him your left cheek Question: When somebody kisses me on the right cheek, should I turn left also? :) :) :) Hope this made your day. Talking is so close to sex. You get satisfied after that... ORALLY :) :) :) :p :P :P PS This came out from a conversation with one nice person - sounded quite funny and witty when in live. Hope you get my point. Didn't mean to be vulgar :)
Rosebud's Blog
Just a few days ago I found out that my pelgrant went through so I can get my associates in graphics design. I'm both excited and very nervous to start, I don't have all my college supplies yet but getting there. I'm going to enroll Chrissy in preschool on the same campus so its both daycare and preschool. Chrissy and I both are excited for the 18th to get here. This weekend I'm going to be out of town visting my mother and getting party supplies for her birthday party on the 18th of this month. It falls on a saturday and its going to be out @ the park, so PLEASE pray for nice weather that day. I have alot planned for her. I'm just posting a blog about how I'm doing, which I have just a minor cold nothing serious @ all! I'm going to be mia today and use the day to rest and get better! I have a great husband who's going to take care of me and my daughter so thats why I'm taking advantage of that! Hope everyone has a great day today :) *Hugz to all my friends*
If I Knew
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will l always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly the
Shade Tree Physcology
Views from a shade tree physicologist Current mood: apathetic Category: Romance and Relationships In this little ditty,I'm going to try to help you see logic,or as I put it,walking in another mans shoes.A woman who is married of 13 years,falls in love resparks with the ex-love of her life.The whole thing gets started when she corresponds to her ex-husband and they both convey the love that they still have and have never lost for each other.Well lets just dig in here.They end up talking everynight that her husband goes to sleep,either by phone,or computer.The husband gets suspicious and starts asking questions.The whole time the woman denies everything to the husband,to spare his feelings.The husband becomes even more suspicious,and is determined to get to the bottom of it.Needless to say he taps the phoneline to find out just what is really going on.He catches the conversation between his wife and her ex and is finally given his answers.After confronting the wife,she realize
Such Is Life
To the one that I loved,and will always love Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry Oneday you are high on top of the world,the next you aren't on the bottom,your under the bottom.At one point in my life everyone loved me,everyone wanted me around or wantedto be around me.I was once loved by everybody.I was high on top of my dope thron,lol,enjoying all it's benifits.See money has never been my thing,it has always been exceptance.Sell dope and not only will you have money you will have exceptance.Even people you don't know all of the sudden want to be around you.Like most fake people they tell you if you didn't have anything,that they would still want to be around you.Then you start slowly loosing everything and trust me the people that wanted just to know you start to quickly forget you.You become yesterdays news.They start talking about you,saying things like he is so sorry,good for nothing.Then when you start to make a change in your life and decide that you are a be
For My Military Brother
This is to my little brother..Wayurackemnick is his site name. I am so very proud of you!! It has been tough for all around you that have gone to War. My heart has been aching since your 2nd tour. The thought of you going back makes me sad and scared. I believe in you and your Honor the ones you most feard. What a brave man you have turned out to be..And all of your friend who's lifes had to leave. I remember you little running naked in the snow!!!Now all grown up with a family of your own. I miss you all so much everyday. I will keep you in my heart and be sure to Pray. For all of you Soldiers who protect our Country and put your lifes on the line. God Please protect all of them, my brother too. And let my brother know his Big Sister will always be here waiting for you!! I Love You Nick
Public Apology Of Sorts
Lord Wolf's Contest Starts At Midnight!
Hey Hey! Bombers needed to help out tonight starting at midnight! KOW members show some love and respect to our founder! Non-KOW members bomb and see what we're all about and join us! ...remember it doesn't start until Midnight!
Hmmm
I wish I may I wish I mightSee the light in the sky so bright n blueRotating constantly in the earths axisThe sun in space As I gaze into infinite possibilitys All I see is your eyesLovelyness and innocinceall rolled up into a sweet packageAn artistic form of radiant beutyGlamerous Gorgeous I wish to enter you not physically but mentallyI wish to Take you for a wild rideShow you Visions Or peceptionsPure enlightenment from a tainted viewBut just cause your on the ground feeling low does not mean one day Your essence can't soarJust cause things are percieved as differin't from new eyesWont make it trueThere are no sides just bordom Entertainment becomes more difficult As time progresses Slow when you dont want it and fast when you doI wake up from a dream or is it lifeBlind ..Sleeping with eyes closedCant piece together where time goesMaybe it is frozen Who knows?Morning dew Flowers bloom Nature sings and shows life with promiseWatch and learn with an open mind and 1 day the key will be
Can't Recover
Too Cool For You
Bigboy's Blog
hi im bigboy, and i have a story to tell. you can vote or not. i have my own confedece back, im a brand new man now.. am i crazy well yes i am, you see a woman with very good tast just steped into my life and made me a very happy man... i see the world threw different eyes, yes im talking about love, im in love with this woman that loves me as well.. thats a very specail thing to me... you all may remember me as the man that was very unhappy with my self... yes im raddling on, i guess thats love... am i a lucky man well lets see im in love, im very happy and im not talking stupid any more... so yes i think im a lucky man, and very happy with my woman..... vote if this is good and sounds like ive changed for the better....... BIGBOY hi im bigboy and if you are reading this its probly because it good.. i recently met this very pretty woman here on fubar im not going to say who but she knows. i recently asked her to be my sex partner with no strings
Lets Enjoy Life
enjoy each day as if its the last then tomoro will never disapoint u
Words Of The Wise
Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer!
Me
hello there people just wanted to say high and let people who dont know me in the outside world know me lets see im short chubby cute and bi polar lol i have 3 kids a new husband a freak of nature cat and a gay dog im 31 i dig goth metal music some mainstream lots not i read constantly and if ya wanna know more go ask my roommates they are all on here too lmao anyway later ppl
Support Out Troops
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem --- kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest --- kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. We
Howdy
Well to all my freinds & fans I have tried severail times to post a Happy Humpday pic to you but for some reason it's not showing up,I just want to wish every one a HAPPY HUMPDAY!!! Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Bs In America Today
Two middle-school students in Oregon are facing possible time in a juvenile jail and could have to register as sex offenders for smacking girls on the rear end at school. http://news.aol.com/story/_a/boys-face-trial-over-slapping-charges/20070724153509990001 Ok after I read that article I went WTF? These people are kidding right? I mean give me a break. That crap has been going on since my great great great grandparents were alive and now they think that kids need to register as sex offenders? HAHA try makin them pick up trash on the side of the highway wearing a sign saying "I will not slap another ass until I am 18" I think that would be embarrassment enough. I am thanking God I don't live in a state of Stupid people. OREGON shame on you!!
Drmmer85ram
so yea everyone should go check out this pimp out and help him grow drummer85ram@ fubar
Over You
Over You Now that it's all said and done, I can't believe you were the one To build me up then tear me down, Like an old abandoned house. What you said when you left Just left me cold and out of breath. I fell too far, was in way too deep. Guess I let you get the best of me. Well, I never saw it coming. I should've started running A long, long time ago. And I never thought to doubt you; I’m better off without you More than you, more than you know. I'm slowly getting closure. I guess it's really over. I'm finally getting better. And now I'm picking up the pieces And spending all of these years Putting my heart back together. 'Cause the day I thought I'd never get through, I got over you. You took a hammer to these walls, Dragged the memories down the hall, Packed your bags and walked away. There was nothing I could say. And when you slammed the front door shut, A lot of others opened up, So did my eyes so I could see That you never were the best for m
News
SEASIDE, Oregon (CNN) -- One day in 1957, when Jeff Daly was 6 years old, his little sister, Molly, disappeared. Every night at dinner, he would ask his parents the same question, "Where's Molly?" Every night, he says, he received the same answer: "Stop asking about Molly." Decades later, Daly learned that his parents had sent Molly to a state institution nine days before her third birthday. Nearly 50 years later, Daly found his sister and made a documentary about his search. "Since the movie, literally hundreds of people have come up to us and said, 'I had a [relative] that I remember my family talking about that was sent away. Do you know how we can find out about that person?'" says Daly. Interactive: Watch Jeff Daly tell more about his and Molly's story » An increasing number of people are trying to reconnect with family members sent to live in institutions decades ago, advocates for the disabled say. ARC, a national advocacy organization for people with intellectua
A Man Got His Wish....be Careful What You Wish For!!(lol)
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. - He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and did the laundry, fold the laundry, put the laundry away, stopped at the gas station to fill up, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dogs. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, Cl
Washington State
Damn found a lot of people from Washington on here, I used to live in Olympia, Lacey, Tenino, Tumwater, and Yakima. Have lived a few places in the U.S. currently living in Missouri and plan on moving back to Washington in about 3 and a half years. Out of every where I've been thats always felt like home to me. Its pretty simple 01. Load up all your music. 02. Stick it on shuffle/random 03. For each question, answer with the next track that plays. How does the world see me? Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson Will I have a happy life? The show must go on -Insane Clown Posse What do my friends really think of me? Truly Alone - Insane Clown Posse Do people secretly lust after me? Surfin Dead - The Cramps How can I make myself happy? Mr. Happy - Insane Clown Posse (oh my god thats pretty messed up) What should I do with my life? Pass the axe - Dark Lotus Will I ever have children? Growing Again -Insane Clown Posse What is some good advice for me? Scar Tissu
Thank You
For all of you who helped bomb in the contest for Dana I would like to say Thank You for your help. She is a wonderful person. I know her in person and you will never meet a nicer person in your life. She is great. You all should get to know her better. Have a great day and Thanks Again.
Oh No!!!!!!!!! Lol....
OMG!!! Im not gonna even say it... lol... But its back on .. Here are the links.... Lmao!!!!! Quickly zombie ducks and runs... LMFAO!!!!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=195549&albumid=471718&i=2514456570 [ fubar.com photo: 2514456570 ]
Men And Cheating
tell me wht u think about cheating men and we can have a discussions bout it
Life
Mahalia- Layout Comments Graphics Cute Images New Comment Codes Hot
MyHotCommentsyou like what you see? GlitterGraphicsNow.com
My Sexy Hubby!
frenchie_ohio@ fubar We're very open, so if you wanna get together with one or both of us... just let us know.. :)
Yeah, I Got A 4-year-old
Fubar
Well I was in houston the week after Ike hit, helping to undo the destruction. I have been back for a couple weeks and just am now able to find words to describe everything I saw and experienced. Things were bad when they got there and were still bad when I left. Ike may not have been as big and as destructive as Katrina, and lets pray nothing ever is again, but it was strong enough to destroy lives, homes gone...literally only the foundations left, lives extinguished, everything people have striven for in their lives erased in the blink of an eye. This has changed my outlook on life. I have never been one to put faith into objects but after being there, seeing so much damage and so much heartbreak so much sorrow, and at the same time so much hope, determination and love it chokes me up even now. What I did wasnt very much compared to others but it made a difference, when somone you have never met before hugs you and cries on your shoulder because you gave them some water, tha
Survey1
RED 1. Are you currently mad at someone? yes 2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? a good friend 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? yes just playing ariund 4. Does your face turn red when you're angry? no 5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream? i just dont talk to them ORANGE 1. Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? no 2. Are you easily excited? mayb 3. What event is coming up that your most excited about? vacation 4. Which of your friends is most excitable? ummmm 5. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? ummmm get a nicer house 6. If you could have anything right now what would it be? little more money YELLOW 1.NAME? juicy 2. Where were you born? bogata columbia 3. What's your main goal in life? to be a good parent 4. Do you want to have children? i have a 5 yr daughter 5. How do you want to die? in my sleep GREEN 1
Hello!
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured h
Survey2
Support Our Troops
Please don't delete this until you send it on, Let's send it around the world. FRIENDS ARE BORN,NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don'tgripe, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm
Shaggster Vent Area!!
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I cant help but wonder..... What was I thinking. Congrats on your wedding day!........ To bad no one likes your husband / wife How could two people as beautiful as you..... Have such an ugly baby I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.... After having met you, I've changed my mind I must admit you brought religion to my life.... I've never believed in hell until I met you As the days go by I think of how lucky I am...... That your not here to ruin it for me As you grow older. I think of all the gifts you've given me..... Like the need for therapy Thanks for being a part of my life.... I never knew what evil was before this Before you go..... Would you please take the knife out of my back, you'll probably need it again Someday I hope to get married.... But not to you You look great for your age.... Almost lifelike When we were together you always said you'd die for me..
Love
I said I would love you forever... well ... forever is a very long time.. and now-a-days... 'forevers' are tossed out to others like candy... to satisfy them... love me in my time.... in our time..... a time where no one else can touch us. because our time..... will make forever seem like a grain of sand on a beach. ~from the heart of Candyce~ the light within shadow a fragile thing indeed - one that will show itself when in life - there is a need. it's there within the dark hidden just from sight - but know it is always seen when the time is right. take care though as this special gift you touch - for there within its warming glow is a soul that cares so much. this light within shadow has much it's dared to bear - but embraced by that which shows it's true. . will forever - its warmth - than share. so seek you the light that which hides within the dark. . . seek it if you're willing and unafraid - - of the flame that will touch your
Army Stuff
Keep in mind, I may be a bit jaded from being at ft. bragg for 4 years. Even when I was in the reserves here though, where it is supposedly " more laid back " There was still all, or more of the bullshit. I actually enjoyed my job, and lots of the things about the army. I would deffinantly go back in and stay, if it weren't for all the bullshit, vanity, stupidity, and heartlessness that is there. I don't have a problem with p.t. long hrs, being deployed, lots of training, or all the hard work. There are all sorts of different jobs in the civilian workforce. Each has it's troubles, and annoyances. I'm not trying to trivialize that. I'm deffiantly not trying to be condascending. I'm not bitching about my job either. I don't even have a job, I get paid to go to school now because I was able to deal with all the bullshit for so long without shooting anyone. I kinda feel selfish, because if I had shot my 1sgt, and probably a few other people, the world, especially the army world woul
20 Regal Kingsize
Today someone rated my thumb pic a 1. I thought i had a great thumb. I can bend it in any direction i choose. I'll bet its more than he can do with his thumb. ;)
Relationships
I have heard from a number of you that have had relationship issues lately and here are some things that I have found from taking psychology way back when. I hope this helps you guys out, and remember the only person who should be important to you is YOU. Children, husbands, bf's, gf's and all the rest should be second, because if you don't take care of you how can you take care of anyone else? 1. Use "I" language. The word "you" will, most assuredly, cause someone to become defensive. The minute we hear "You did this" or "You did that," we feel we are being judged and our automatic human reaction is to defend our position. The moment we become defensive, communication stops. 2. No "zinging." Many of us think a little, friendly "zing" or sarcastic remark is harmless. Not so. In fact, one of the number-one indicators of underlying conflict or negativity within a work environment or relationship is increased sarcasm. There is nothing harmless about it. 3. Don't "chase rabbits."
Cutelilstrawbry
I have never done a blog before so I really don't know what to put in it. I am 28 years old, I have an 8 year old son named Nelson. I am an only child like my son,,,we are spoiled lol. I am not married. I am bisexual. I am staying at home right now, been trying to do this work from home thing. I will be posting some new pics soon. I am an artist for the most part. I am a drinker and a smoker. I love fairies and fantasy stuff. I will think of something else to say later!!!
Today Kicks Ass! I Am A Divorced Woman!!!!
got the papers in the mail....it's finally official I am a free woman YAY me! I will never look back and I don't think that I will ever think of him again iffen I have to...I just feel so liberated and so me on my own again....no answering to someone that didn't have control of me for so long and the kids can finally take a breather knowing that the man they love as dad is gonna finally be around forever! the papers have been signed and I am no longer tied to the asshole that kept me down for sooo many years.....time to move on my way and do my thing and that is to be remarried within the next year or 2. hmmm the next best thing is that my fiance and I are getting our new truck tommorow so the last week has been the greatest for us!!!!
Blah
PRAY FOR THE PEOPLE AND THE FAMILIES LOST IN MINNESOTA.. BRIDGE COLLAPSED INTO THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER im completely bored. anyone wanna chat on aim or yahoo? post ur name on here and i will hit u up
411
ok 4 all u who keep askin.... ok just because im signed on does not mean im here.... 1) give me a chance to check my mail 2) i could be haveing problems with fubar 3) i could just not wanna talk 4) pre occupied else where like yahoo and i just dont have fubar up 5) i just dont give a fuck.... 6) ok i could be smokeing.... ok this is just like who gives a fuck... anyhow u get my drift....ok sorry going for a smoke...yes im in a pissy mood so rate all my pics tell me how u love them so and maybe i will be in such a better mood..ok antie is callin me so i will return... have a happy day..ha... later......... tongue.... ooh p.s love ya all....
Mumms
Domestic Violence
nicole[piss ass]Date: Aug 1, 2007 12:25 AM SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat? SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE & REPOST.
Thanks
here we go for another rant! This doesnt apply to everyone and those of you who it does apply to KNOW who you are! I have no problem with rating some ones pics and I like most do expect a few rates in return but i have ALOT of pics to rate and i have NEVER asked anyone to rate all my Pics not even when i make a morph for them i like making morphs and the only payment for them i have ever asked for is a rate and a comment on the morph i make thats it. Now some have paid for the morphs of their own choosing by rating my pics or buying me gifts ect (you all know who you are) and for that YOU ROCK!! I have even been bought a 1 day blast and a ticker for making 2 people morphs and you 2 know who you are and YOU 2 SO ROCK! I have stopped people that i was making a morph for from rating all my pics because they were told that thats what people charge to make them I DONT! so as to my subject thats the 1st group of people im sick of so all you morph makers out there the secret is out
Say It Right Nelly Furtado
Nelly Furtado Lyrics Say It Right Lyrics In the day In the night Say it all Say it right You either got it Or you don't You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me No you don't mean nothing at all to me Do you got what it takes to set me free Oh you could mean everything to me I can't say that I'm not lost and at fault I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark I can't say that I don't know that I am alive And all of what I feel I could show You tonite you tonite From my hands I could give you Something that I made From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid From my body I could show you a place God knows You should know the space is holy Do you really want to go? Free Web Hosting
Accident Back Home
So far, I know my parents are okay. As for my 4/5 brothers and my sister, I haven't heard anything about where they are. I at least was able to call my parent's home tonight. They're both still living and breathing. As for my friends and other family members, I'm not sure. The death-toll is rising and not much else is being said so far. I just got wind of a terrible accident back in Minneapolis, MN where I'm from. It is being broadcasted live basically on any news channel. A bridge over the Mississippi River collapsed and it was somewhere along I-35 near the University of Minnesota. I tried calling my parents but no answer. So I may not be on for a couple of days or at least til I find out about if any of my family or friends were on that bridge.
Some Thoughts Of Mine
Ok I might be rambling at the mouth or something. But why do girls always go for the guy with the bad boy look , or treats them like shit, or the guy with the money, so you are telling me that all the nice guys and the good guys that want to treat the girl with respect and everything that they should be treated like are left in last place. I am just confused about that. Maybe someone can clear this one up for me. What do you think??
Mumm Information
MuMMers...as per Scrapper's Instructions: PLEASE READ! First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community. The format is self explanatory. Do not deviate from the format or your MuMM will be deleted. 3. MuMMs are NOT the bulletin board, Stash, photo gallery or your own personal blog to rant. MuMMs are not meant to perpetuate drama towards another user or the s
Help
friends Birthdays that i know of for today go and send them some Birthday love doverpeak øf Ĝøŧħĩĉ Řěßě£§*fu gf of pebbles*@ fubar Sultry™Princess*Wife/RL GF to BabyBoy-J*Wifey 2 Jessi*Founder of Gothic Rebels@ fubar ctguy615@ fubar Winduptoy@ fubar
Just A Moment Of Your Time
My best friend really needs some help, she is the greatest person and a friend to all. She is always there to help everyone that she can and now its her turn. She really needs lots of love and support to reach her goal. I would like to ask anyone and everyone to please go and leave a few comments as many as you can and if you cant comment please at least go rate her. There is a Happy Hour up for grabs here and the person in second is close behind and always is back ahead of her in the morning so please take just a little bit of time and go help her out. She is the most wonderful friend and I love her dearly. To be able to vote the hosts rules state you must rate, fan and add him and let me tell you all she is damn sure worth all of it and he will rate and fan you in return. Here is his link and her link is at the bottom. Thank you all so very much and I know she will really appreciate anyone who is willing to help out. »†HøĦ姫@ fubar
Completely Outrageous
Ok, So i just joined this site...Not sure what to think yet...Everyone be good and play nice...LOL
Happy Then Sad
i went upstairs to take a dump,and a fubar bouncer did a id check on me my sister had a baby boy last weekend.i washappy but upset with her because she does not need another baby.i have not had a chance to go see the baby yet and dont even know if i will get to see the baby.for some reason that my sister is not saying the state that i live came and got her baby.she has 8 kids but only has custody of one of them.it breaks my heart,i dont have any kids and love her kids with all my heart.her other kids are in good homes with good families.i miss them dearly.it just hurts.i am sorry i did not have anyone to talk to and i had to get this off my chest.
The Lake
Sitting at the Lake, I knew it was not fake, Watching the World as we seen it, Knowing we would mean it, Francis leaned back on me, Unlocking my heart and setting it free, Intense was your touch, Feeling i was serching for so much, To start out slow, What a better way to go, The water rippling bye, My mind wondering why, Francis sitting there with me, The tree's and the woods, surrounding us that day, I wish we could have stayed, the deer came out to play, Francis did not stay, Stalked them like a cat, There i watched and sat, Francis got with in a couple of feet, The deer you did meet, a few pics that you took, all i could do was look, i didnt see them much, I was longing for your touch, We left that site, Against all my might, Holding you felt right, Even when we both held each other tight, Francis is so special and kind, Truely a unique find, To have Francis would be grand, at my side i hope Francis will stand, as i drove you home, Francis held my
A Womens Self Image
Below is something that I feel passionate about. Not only because I am a woman of size but for the years I have seen and felt the persecution's of not fitting into that skimpy sexy dress. Even though I have been an athlete and been active most of my life. It just was not in the cards for me to be that so called Perfect size. Now that health issues have taken me down another path in my life, and I can no longer be that athlete I once was. I stand Strong and Tall in being the woman I am. I saw a bulletin that made me give this answer to: As women we have to take control of our life and stop letting men dictate to us , who we are. Our bodies were not meant to be a bean pole, we were giving natural beautiful mountains and valleys in our personal landscape we call our bodies. OUR bodies bring forth life and is equip to nourish the next generation and it is meant to be soft and cuddly to embrace those we love, so they feel comforted. Be proud of who you are, Do not let an
Sex Iq
More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com You have a sexual IQ of 148 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com More Fun Quizzes at QuizPox.com
Thanks
im a giveaway 4 unlimited blasts need 12,500 4 a week each 12500 comments i get is a week blast so come help me out please .ive got 2000 comments right now ... also add her as friend so u can comment TO MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE SOME LOVED TO ME i wanna thank you all 4 showing me the love you know i'll return it all it just gotta take me abit to get back to you all.... love ya, Evonne
Vampire
Author Bram Stoker, while in the throes of outlining what would become his famous horror story about an insidious Transylvanian count, planned to call his villain (and the novel) Wampyr. It doesn't take too long to figure out that wampyr is a Balkanesque word for vampire. But, as mentioned earlier in this report, Stoker stumbled onto the legends of Prince Dracula, and a name that has been unspoken in most parts of the world for centuries was resurrected to human consciousness � in a landmark way. If anything about the true-life Dracula stirred Stoker's blood, and chilled it at the same time, it was no doubt the stories he read of the man's cruelty toward his fellow Romamians. Even if the Gothic writer had not been searching for a particular prototype, how could he resist fashioning his nosferatu after he whom history books called the Impaler? Stoker couldn't use a lightweight to serve as his model of evil, and Dracula, in no way a lightweight, must have stretched Stoker's alr
My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Lost Soul
Yes that's me a lost soul. I been told that I have no feelings nothing bothers me. I have a black heart. Maybe they are right for I do not feel .I feel no pain ,no hurt. no sorrow .Why? I'ts a long story maybe I will put it in here someday.But for now I'll stay a Lost Soul
Hmm
i moved my current girlfriend out from illionis and now we love togeather. the problem is that i dont love her like i thought i did. I have a lady friend who i love very very deeply and who i think loves me also, she says she does and she says she is falling in love with me again. My ladfy friend and i used to date 7 years ago and becuse of my friends and her family we got broken up, but the world has brought us back togeather. The problem is if i want to be with my lady friend i would have to break up with my gf and if i do that then i wont have a place to live right now, The good news is my lady friend knows about my gf and doesnt care, she considers our relationship a 50/50 partnership and thats great. So my question is what should i do?
Baby Update
Support The Troops
Happen
Mystery Lily..answered =-)
Today I spend the day weilding my green thumb, which has been lazy of late. Being in a good mood I thought I would drive down to S.Austin to check out the Natural Gardener's nursery to see what all the talk is about. I was overwhelmed by the size and the myriad of plants to add to my lil spot of green. An awesome place to visit or shop. While wandering about looking at all the cool goodies;-) I came across the daylilies. Noticing a familiar face looking back. I knew it was the ones I have been trying to indentify. Looking two more down one was in full bloom. BINGO! I had my answer. A Milk and Wine Lily. So cool. Here's the website for the nursery for my local buds. http://www.naturalgardeneraustin.com A quick write up on the Milk and Wine Lily. Crinum x herbertii (Milk and Wine Lily) "Crinum lilies are one of our most common old garden and cemetery plants. In many ways, they remind me of Texas and the South. They're huge, the biggest of all bulbs. They're so showy
Melaleuca
I just wanted to say thank you for all who have asked about Melaleuca. Thanks to you all, I have been promoted to Marketing Executive 3 and im on my way to a Director 1. Not only are these products great for allergies and asthma, but they are safe around children. Own a business? or just stay at home? Either way one try and you are hooked!!! Hit me up for details and if not for you then for someone you know!!!! I love this company....Just by spreading the word, enrolling 3 people lately, allowed my commission check to go up by $23.00.....WOW!!! The more I talk about this great product, the more people are more and more curious to give it a try. If you are interested or know of someone who suffers from Allergies or Asthma then contact me....If I can get enough people together, ill be having a party. Feel free to contact me......... If you are looking for a great product in your home that is all natural, great for allergies and asthma and Smell really good, Contact me and Ill fill
Screams From Hell
What goes UP must come DOWN if it doesn't go up and down it goes ROUND 'n ROUND then it goes IN and OUT sometime FAST sometime SLOW all heat up HOT or chill down COLD when it's all over if it don't SUCK it BLOW Lucifursphereit, d'BaadAngel there was an old Sultan with thoughts quite transcendent his time on the earth 10,000 yrs as a pendant he was wise beyond measure and so was his treasure many talents of gold with jewels that were inlaid there but with all of his riches nothing made him smile more than his bitches who danced and tapped cymbols and tickled his itches...spinning and whirling they made him dizzy with glee till he had all of them come and sit on his knee petting and purring he pampered and delighted them with all the fruits and drink from his trees he sang the Song of Solomon and whistled in the breeze a tune of Ali BaaBaa and the 4 T Eves "Open says ami" he'd utter his command and the women all layed down and gave him d'sand and from the
Allmylifexoxo
a really good friend of mine was in a bad motorcycle accident the other day...he broke his arm, has his jaw wired shut, and may not walk again...he is only 20, full of life....he is a cali bro to the core, so losing his ability to walk or drive a truck or ride a bike would destroy him...please keep him in ur prayers, he means alot to me..thank you and always wear you helmet!!! well there ya go....listening to the same old music but the feeling has left me....that feeling of being looked at for more then a friend,it starts with a good bye, and ends in tears... and the middle is sadness and grief, losing someone so close to you hurts...hurts worse then you can imagine, i guess im going to have to cry until i have no more tears, i guess im going to have to look at my heart in a few pieces instead of being whole....and one day a man will come along and help me pick up whats left of me.. he will hold me in strong, gentle arms, look into my eyes and tell me its ok to be sad , and its ok to l
Omg!!! Try This! It Will Freak You Out!
Best graphics, layouts, and more for your profiles! Click Here! Body: 1. Open a blank word document· 2. Type in Q33 NY in all caps. (This is the flight number of the first plane to hit the World Trade Center) 3. High Light it. 4. Change the font size to 48 5. Change the actual font to Wingdings
Thoughts I'm Having Today
A juggalo isn't a person who paints their face and chants about hatchets and clowns. A juggalo is a person who isn't fake. Just a person who doesn't fit in. A misfit. We don't worship clowns, idols, and figures. Were not about religeon. We are about whats right and whats wrong and how you go along in life and the friends and homies you make. Learn the fucking story. If your going to hate us. Have a fucking reason. And if your gonna say they are rascist. Your FUCKING wrong. WE are completely AGAINST that shit. We believe that if we are good in life and good to others. Then we'll be rewarded in WHATEVER afterlife there is. Thats what Shangri-la (heaven) is all about. So if your with me. Comment this shit. Make it BIG. Keep passing it on. Naughty JuggaLette (I made this. cause i was SICK of the fucking critisism.)
Cool Site Of The Day
2 Cent
BabyGirlLace@ fubar i loook good holding that baby
Gardening Tip: 1
Eden BioScience: Messenger. There aren’t many tools a gardener can use to be pro-active in the fight against diseases. Plant health activator, Messenger, shows great promise in helping to grow better plants and in cutting down on the need for fertilizers and pesticides. It’s too early to say with absolute certainty, Messenger is a wonder tonic for plants, but researchers are cautiously optomistic. It is endorsed by gardening associations, including the American Rose Society, and is available in most garden centers. Pros * Plants treated with Messenger are less prone to disease and when attacked, recover faster. * Messenger can protect plants from all sorts of pathogens: fungal, bacterial and even viral. * It is not genetic or systemic. * Non-toxic and breaks down quickly * So environmentally benign it is labeled for use on aquatic plants, on or above the water line. Cons * Mesenger hasn’t been around long enough to be absolutely certain
Cow Sounds
I was just watching the news, it said that a person committed a crime and on the voice recorder was the sound of a cow. I called them and said lQQk, stop offending me, my EX girlfriend did NOT DO IT! Plus she never makes as sound, unless she is giving milk! You know i have not had milk in quite some time! Love, Amedeo
My Bogs
I feel the remorse,I feel the pain i love my animals on god please help me. The nightmares the'll I will die in my mercy cause my brain is tainted my love is a disease that people cannot bear my soul is red but I'm bleeding blk for all the sorrow that I feel.I feel helpless and left to fend on my own .the music makes me feel whole almost complete so to speak . I hear the crow chrip in side my head as I open my eyes he dissappears .the love is not lost until you've lost the love .I'm the dirty angel you love to hate my mind is cluttered with uneless shit .I am weird because I am different I call it special I see red and gold mix isn't it lovely , my brain is tainted my soul is wounded my heart is beating my brain is tainted. I feel the poision running threw my veins I will die in my mercy can't you see? I'm broken and can't be fixed so don't try.I'll poision your mind next time .i am dyeing inside and there no cure .karma is the key my brain is tainted who is to blame? You give what y
Ten Thoughts To Ponders For 2007
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish & you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Internet & he won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.......... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take
Prison Vs Work
Just in case someone ever gets these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. Thanks! Denise Smith Administrative Assistant Frontier Dodge @ PRISON @ WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle you get three meals a day fully paid for you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it you get time off for good behavior you get more work for good behavior the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself you can watch TV and play games you could get fired for watching TV and playing games you get your own toilet you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat they allow your family and friends to visit you aren't even supposed to speak to your family all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required you get to pay all your expenses to
Just Stuff
i got into a VIC giveaway any help bombing would be appriciated here is the link a big thanks you to bigsexy for putting this on show him some love ~~~~BIGSEXY~~~~~proud FUhusband to TRACY~~~owner BIGSEXY BOMBERS@ fubar
Bloggy
so mom and i went to walmart tonight not expecting to be there allll night long..... well we were.... we joined the long line after finishing getting what we needed and they decide that the registers went down and after standing there for another 15 minutes while they walkie each other they finally decide to send us to good 'ol electronics.... so they cram everyone in there and if you werent standing up there in line then you didnt know what was going on. so we stand there for another half hour and the lady on the other register drops the guy's milk ALL OVER and then our lady drops moms ID and credit card in it .... all the while trying to get them to come over and clean it up and the lady walks by and goes "I'll get to it later" YAY WALMART..... so then we are walking past this other manager on the way out ... cuz we had to walk ALL THE WAY BACK THROUGH .... cuz they are going remodeling in the MIDDLE of the store. and we ask the lady why the FOUR of them have to set up one display of
You Got A Friend
Having true friends is very important. They are rare and hard to find, but when you do. You want to hold on and cherish them. I think these ladies sing it well. I am a big James Taylor and Carole King fan. I hope you enjoy this too.
Burn
I am back, in Texas with Angel, and its perfect, I am so very happy,we are both in love, i could not have asked for more. she is wounderful, beutiful, sexy, and every thing in between. I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only 2 days left till I return home to Texas, and in to the arms of my Angel!!!!!! JUST ONE DAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!
Downrater
this person had to rate my pic a 1 what an insult .... . . . .http://fubar.com/user/374652 . . . if you haven;t rated it you look at it and tell me ...leave me a comment on it too. ...thanks to Friends ,Family and Fans
My Life !!!
oh my goodness not quite sure how to feel tomorrow i go to enroll my daughter in school i think i am more excited than she is, ready to let her go i gave her five awesome years of what i could on my own i am ready to set her off into the world of school kinda scared in a way but i'll know she'll like it she loves to learn my days at home will be different i love all my children but at times the curly blonde was my bestfriend and the person to keep me a float when times got rough for me as a single mom before i met phillip oh my i am crying i am just so proud of her and myself i hope if u read this blog u don't make fun but my life is my children and they are who i live for i am so going to miss her every day she goes but she has gotta grow and i hope she grows to ba a strong wowan inside and out like her mother
Light At The End Of The Tunnell
Tues July 31st marked the 9th week since I started the paper work for my wage replacement disability insurance. First check is finally in the mail today. I never said I was a patient person. The older I get the less patient I become. But I think I did rather well waiting for them to get their ass's in gear. I only drove my friends mildly crazy,(ok maybe a bit more that mild). I did call the main number to ask the status of my claim every other day. And knowing that they would never give me the real address to their office I did not hoard gas in my car so I could drive east to "talk" in person. I did how ever learn who my friends are. And I was very surprised at the level of help. I will never be able to give back all they gave me. And I'm not just talking money, which did help a lot! They hauled my sorry butt to the store, vacuumed my living and dining room. Dragged me out to dinner or lunch or both to make sure I ate healthy more than once a week. And unhealthy at least once
Life
Naughty And Nice!
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Home Finally
WEEEEEEEE are home!! We are HOME!! We are Home!! I'll write more later but I have things to attend to. :p **laughs**
Leo
Sun in Leo: Your path of soul development in this lifetime revolves around developing your awareness of yourself as a distinct, unique individual. It is not enough for you to simply be who and what you are, lesley, you must radiate your inner essence outwardly, express it, bring it forth in a creative way. Although ultimately your goal is self-discovery and self-recognition, you initially have a profound need to make an impression on others and to be recognized and appreciated by the world. In many ways you are like the eager child who delighted with the discovery of a new power or accomplishment, demands of all and sundry "See ME! Look what I can do!". Of course, you do this in subtler ways (usually!). Nevertheless, the joy of self-discovery and self-expression, and the yearning for "strokes", applause, and affirmation is very much present in you. Put simply, you tend to be rather fascinated with yourself. Your tendency to dramatize or exaggerate, and your desire to be
Sunday Is The Big Concert
my cousins band will be in nj nfg ( new found glory back stage passes vip on ill be on stage with them il be sure to take pics n add them
Thoughts
is something else happening today then remebering this shit damn guilty we are all so stop bothering me UTzone-Sound5.uax-Redeemer(Sound) uploaded by zns_desire
Wtf!
I need to vent and I guess I am going to do it on FUBAR... Maybe I will feel better if I do.... What is the world coming to when you get so upset that you need the internet for advise? Where to begin..? When you lose your childhood and all your friends for the sake of "love" and then you relize that the only place you were really at was at a dead end... it sucks... Ya know, Daniel left for a married woman and got her pregnant. She is due in Dec and they are naming the baby Daniel Dewayne Chance Jr... Not to mention my youngest was born 8/22/03 (Johnathan Daniel) and he cheated and had Daniel Bailey 9/22/03.. Through that and a year in prison- I tried. When he nearly killed me and he overdosed on cocaine.. I tried... I can't try any more... Here is where the story gets fucked up... I knew Chris before Daniel- he had actually hooked us up... Chis's mom was married to Daniel's step grandfather... The first week of March Daniel did not come home.. The phone rang one day and it was Ch
About Me
A TO Z ALL ABOUT ME Body: A to Z .. About me....... 1. A is for age: 45 2. B is for beer of choice: Miller Light 3. C is for career right now: Photographer 4. D is for your dog's name? Havera 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: computer 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: I don't watch TV. 7. G is for favorite game: Beach Volleyball 8. H is for Home town: You don't really think I"m telling. 9. I is for instruments you play: Does CD player count? 10. J is for favorite juice: Orange 11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I'm not about kickin butt.. 12. L is for last place you ate: Sonic 13. M is for marriage: Maybe Someday 14. N is for your full name: Debra Ann 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Child Birth 16. P is for people you were with today: My fubar friends but its still early. 17. Q is for quote: "Well Yeahhh" 18. R is for Biggest Regret: I don't regret anything. 19. S is for status: single 20.
Does Any One Still Have A Clue
This was sent to me as an e-mail and thought it went along quite nicely with what I post yesterday for my blog. This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinera ting all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll
Unknown
THE UNKNOWN Does the unknown exist! Do we see it or just think of what it means. Sometimes I wish the unknown was, at times here I dream about it As if what we dream of and see were lying right in front of us or even under.. I see someone in the dark of my shadows leading me there. We We never no what will become of us after this life, and do we even get another chance! We struggle everyday as if it were our last, well it is not our call on that. Who decides god, devil. Our selves . They say time heals all pain , I believe it stays hidden and we carry a wall and just daydream about life, as I it does exist anymore. So we hold it in and ponder on whether it will ever come out.. We don’t have all the answers to the unknown, but I know it exist I live it…Wondering how my life will end, and if we…. Or if anyone will truly miss me when I am gone. I have lost love one go instantly and tragically So I say this the Unknown because it is unknown wh
Pain...
Whats the deal with this web site ? Is it a place to meet people or is it just too check people out ? Anyway.. Whats up for the weekend ? anyone doing anything ? Whats up with no one asking to see my NSFW pics.. haha there are no too bad ones.. and whats the deal with my BFF not posting pics yet? its thursday and im bored.. some one comment on my pics.. ill return the favor Is she really gone ?? Current mood: sad Jillian... I’m at a loss for words.. you are my best friend.. you have been there through everything with me. you are the one unconditional friend, the person who never judged me and would do anything for me. and i would to the same for you. we have always helped eachother out. we battled addiction together.you were my shoulder to cry on, and now your not here to cry on.. i wish ther was something i could have done.. i just talked to you the other day and you were in such good spirit... and now... i cant tell you goodbye i cant giv
Evil
I skipped and ran across the field To find love so that this world can be healed This world was hurt with evil’s knife I wanted to fight and bring it back to life. I skipped and ran across the field and Bumped into a man who seemed to have secrets concealed. I asked him why the evil always wins, He replied by saying that evil and love are twins. Where there is love, evil follows In matters of love evil always pokes its nose. It envies love and the joy it brings Hence it attacks love and cuts off its wings. Evil may seem to be winning all the time But love prepares for a counter attack in the meantime. It weaves together the broken threads And in the backfire the mammoth of evil it beheads. The man’s answer was so very true, When evil takes over the world, the love comes to its rescue. Convinced that the man was a genius or maybe even God I asked him to permit me to fight evil and give me a love squad. Mighty impressed with me he handed me a bag I du
Whaspllc
Hello My name is Larry Anderson and I have a hosting website that I started with 4 of my closest friends Peggy Chad Trona Norman If you are interested or thinking of getting a domain with YOUR name on it, consider Targeted Web Systems http://www.targetedwebsystems.com Whether you are just starting out or a big business, we have the plan that you want and need, which I have outlined below but for further information you can check it out at http://www.targetedwebsystems.com or contact one of us through the contact page on the website Thank you for reading this and considering a website through us Larry Anderson 1st V.P. Targeted Web Systems STANDARD PLAN • 10 pop3 email accounts • 5000 MB space • 10 Gigabytes file transfer • 24/7 access to your account • Unlimited FTP accounts • Web based email • Control Panel • Free shopping cart • Many more pre-configured scripts • unlimited mailing lists • free aut
The Little Things
It really is the little things That mean the most of all... The "let me help you with that" things That may seem very small, The "I'll be glad to do it" things That make your cares much lighter, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things That make your outlook brighter... The "never mind the trouble" things, The "yes, I understand," The interest and encouragement In everything you've planned ... It really is the little things, The friendly word or smile, That add such happiness to life And make it more worth while. © Mary Dawson Hughes
News..worthy Or Not
A Alan Alda = Alphonso D'Abruzzo Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg Muhammad Ali = Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr. Julie Andrews = Julia Elizabeth Wells Fred Astaire = Frederick Austerlitz Chet Atkins = Chester B. Atkins Frankie Avalon = Francis Thomas Avalonne B Lauren Bacall = Betty Joan Perske Anne Bancroft = Anna Maria Italiano Brigitte Bardot = Camille Javal Pat Benatar = Patricia Andrejewski Tony Bennett = Anthony Benedetto Jack Benny = Benjamin Kubelsky Tom Berenger = Thomas Michael Moore Chuck Berry = Charles Edward Anderson Berry Billy The Kid = William H. Bonney Robert Blake = Michael Gubitosi Jon Bon Jovi = John Francis Bongiovi Bono (U2) = Paul Hewson Sonny Bono = Salvatore Phillip Bono David Bowie = David Robert Jones Boy George = George Alan O'Dowd Charles Bronson = Charles Buchinski Albert Brooks = Albert Einstein Mel Brooks = Melvin Kaminsky George Burns = Nathan Birnbaum Ellen Burstyn = Edna Gilhooley Richard Burton = Richard J

EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19
Misc
Crush this person!Get your own ThisCrush.com CrushTag!
Computer Issues
Sorry to all my friends that have been trying to reach me in the shout box. The last couple of days i have been having computer problems where it boots me off my computer completely. So if i don't respond to you i am not there. I have been booted off and it just has not registered to log me off Fubar. Again please bear with me. Thanks! Lucy
Survey Says...poomse!
Ok so after much debate (not really) I received my answer on my MuMM. By a vote of 26 to 20 I was asked to talk about Poomse or forms. Poomse is the set movements used in martial arts, in this case Tae Kwon Do. In other styles they refer to these as Kata. In Korean they are called Hyung. In all cases these are ways for one to learn how to move while striking, kicking, and blocking. These forms can be simple 2 or three step forms to massively complicated 70 + movements. My most recent form has 31 movements, not including stances (foot placement). many of these originated from one practitioner that would specialize in these types of movements, others were developed by groups of instructors and approved by the governing Kwan's (heads of Organization/style). In the organization I am a part of we use the Tae Guek forms along with Ki Bon basic forms. There are 3 Ki Bon forms and 8 Tae Guek forms. Ki Bon 1 Ki Bon 2 Ki Bon 3 Tae Guek Il Jang Tae Guek Ee Jang Tae Guek Sa Jang
Kids
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like
A Perfect 10
well i suppose it's that time again, been a few days and i know there are folk out there waiting on needles for the next one, so . . . here's another little story i wrote a few years ago. this is the first of three parts. Weekend Getaway ---------------------------------------------------- Leaving work early on Friday afternoon, hoping to beat the weekend rush hour traffic, I swing by your office and grab you for our romantic getaway. We have been planning this, and looking forward to it, for months. Ever since we first met, and even before then as we chatted first online, and then on the phone, we have been talking about getting away, just the two of us. Driving the old pick-up, we heard north on 28. Fortunately, we had planned well enough ahead to have the truck packed up the night before. So, we are out of the city and approaching 80 long before the Friday rush starts. Crossing over 80, we jump onto 219 and drive through several small rural towns before arriving at our
Shy-gal
HEY THE WEEKEND IS NEAR, AND IT'LL BE TIME TO PARTY!!!
Dreams
Time travel is a common dream event. There is rarely a time machine involved. Rather, the dream story simply unfolds in another era of time, past or future. These dreams often represent either the romance or hopes we attribute to moments other than our present. You may find that the dream stems from your desire to identify with particular mores of a time period or to influence certain events. If you spontaneously dream of going backwards in time, it is most likely a dream of romantic wish-fulfillment. The good old days seem to conjure images of heroism, nobility, morality, and social life that, while not altogether accurate, draw our admiration. Often there is a facet of your personality that you feel you could more easily tap into as a pioneer, statesman, damsel in distress, or some other stereotypical image of history. Most times, the time travel is confluent with your particular image of an archetypal dream character. For example, if you are dreamin
In New Hampshire.
Your results:You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 80% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 70% Alliance 60% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% A Reaver (Cannibal) 60% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% River (Stowaway) 50% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 40% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 40% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 40% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% Honest and a defender of the innocent. You sometimes make mistakes in judgment but you are generally good and would protect your crew from harm. Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz... 12 hour bus ride and I made it to New Hampshire so all you fuckers know I am alright.:P
Best Thing!
Wisdom from Amedeo: There does not exist the "next Best Thing" we hold out for in life...just the "Next Thing", so hang on to your love and know that what is best is right there next to you! Love, Amedeo
Bashing Americans
Fubar Mumms
Sad
MY COUSINS MY SPACE BLOG Well I don't know what to think Matts going back to Iraq. It really sucks actually, I wonder if this thing will ever end. I don't know how these wives deal with living the military life for 20 yrs. Not me I can't stand it for the 3yrs hes been in. It's really scary thinking your husband could be killed at any time. To all of the people hating on the military do you think they enjoy going there. Well I can tell you they don't want to leave there wives and children and go to that god forsaken place either. They go for a bunch of ungrateful people to try to make the world we live in better. If you were in our shoes you would see how hard it actually is. Having to move around all the time and saying goodbye everytime you turn around to not know if you'll see them again at all. All I can say is that all these men and woman are very brave cuz I know I couldn't do it.Please just show respect no matter what your opinion is of th
Words2
I dropped by to see you late last night But you were out like a light wrapt in the calm cool insanity of sleep. Death is a good disguise for late at night Wrapping all its games in its calm garden But what happens when the guests return and all unmask and you are asked to leave for want of a smile But still we run and laugh and play oblivious of the arrivial of the calm cool morning -------------------------------------------------- I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes I long for the whisper in your soft replies A thousand voices run thick Disdain And my words hide What your soul already knows The monster has reared its ugly head once again Ripping at your heart with its best intentions Plugging into your soul Draining you Tapping in like a warm connector But when the story’s told And the truth is known The beast shall once again Remain alone Flattery means nothing When your angel’s flown away Presiding in her chaste, majestic gl
Hmm...
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with t
Jokes
The perfect husband There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent
Dane Cook
We did it! Actually, YOU did it!! We have officially hit 2 million friends on MySpace! Making me the first person to do so! You know what happens when you hit that kind of goal?? You have a PARTY at my house! Consider this your official, gold engraved cyber invitation to the newest Dane Cook MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/danecook! So what do the guests get when they go to a party? That's right treats!! So here's my "virtual" goody bag for you! In honor of this momentous occasion - that I have YOU to thank for - I have some surprises in store. A NEW MySpace page, redesigned with you in mind. NEW content. NEW news. NEW comedy (what? Huh? Did someone mention a new CD?) And yep, NEW movies!! As part of my tingling scalp of thanks, I've given you exclusive access to SPIRAL & 8 GUYS two of my first films! A facelift of DANECOOK.com http://www.danecook.com is in the works too, and I'm pumped for you to see how A-LIVE things will become. When I try to wrap my head around TWO MIL
Astronomical Event_too Cool!
*Two moons on 27 August* 27th August the Whole World is waiting for......... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August. 27 12:30 am It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.
Make This Happen
MY SIS IS IN A COMMENT BOMBIN CONTEST AND NEEDS LOTS OF COMMENTS IF U CAN PLEASE HELP HER OUT AND WE'LL REPAY U AS WELL. SHE HELPS PEOPLE LEVEL AND BOMB SO SOMEONE HELP HER. HERE IS THA LINK JUST GO THERE AND COMMENT AWAY!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806
Piercings
Ok i have a question do you like piercings? i have my lip pierced and am going to get other parts pierced but,yeah i had this guy tell me that my piercing i do have was nasty so yeah let me know ok thanks shannon
Me
I am so excited ask me why? and ill tell you yeah
My Poems
Endless Pain forever suffered, Lonelyness always never uncovered, No one cares not even me, Hope you all don't stop and see, In my eyes it says to all, Help me Help me don't let me fall, Crying at night thinking no one cares, Realizing that feeling never shares. Lost in a world of hate, No one cares who believes in fate, Don't know how or what i ate, So please oh please don't get me bait, I'm no satanist and I'm no saint, Come to me now in this WORLD OF HATE. Time and Time again I think, Am I lost or am I found, Time and Time again I wonder, Why do things keep going around, Time and Time again I see, People lie and people cheat, Time and Time again, I just want to say don't beat.
The Past
"The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten"---Calvin Coolidge " The issue is not war and peace,rather,how best to preserve our freedom"---General Russell E. Dougherty
Just Stuff
Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. I was attracted to the person 2. It feels good 3. To experience the physical pleasure 4. It's fun 5. To show my affection to the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. To express my love for the person 9. To achieve an orgasm 10. To please my partner Bottom 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. The person offered me drugs for it 2. To give someone a disease 3. To punish myself 4. To break up my relationship 5. To get a job 6. It was an initiation rite 7. Someone offered me money 8. I was afraid to say "no" due to possibility of physical harm 9. To make money 10. To feel closer to God Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Women 1. I was attracted to the person 2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure 3. It feels good 4. To show my affection to the person 5. To express my love for the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. It's fun 9. I realized I was in love 10.
Broken But Healed
First of all I want to say KelKel thank u so much....the past few weeks u have been a saint to me and listen to so much, and today it all hit me on something u was saying I was broken but i have healed it all with every last drop of blood inside me. No more will i let all this pain and hurt inside me build up and take over my life. Its not me and wont ever be me im to god damm carrieng and loveing for any of that shit. I have my master mind of so much and nothing will ever leave me again. A number of things broke me down and hurt me. But thanks to you kel u helped me think and see that there is only one way out and thats doing what all was said to do from the start and thats walking from the damm shit..I have the faith i have the feelings i have my sanity back i have all i did before i was broken because im better and stronger than anything. no more damm bullshit no more drama i have my tackled things i have all i want. if u dont like it then oh well i dont give a rats ass no more
Help
Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I love the babies line i use it on my son. He would break out with everything else i used on him and with arbonne he does not break out. If you just want to learn more about it let me know or if you want to buy something. Im really wanting to be a stay at home mom. This is a really great company. Please let me know. Thanks Sara http://maryself.myarbonne.com Everyone i need help. im trying to be a stay at home money. i have a 8 month old son which im trying to take care as for his dad left me. If you are wanting to make some extra cash and willing to do a business with me. Let me know. Arbonne is a great company. They have everything from a babies line to a mans line. I
Survey3
( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x ) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car ( x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted (x ) I've Never Been Fired (x ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone (x ) I've Never Been Arrested ( ) I've Never had a one night stand (x ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger ( x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x ) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x ) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( x) I've Never Lied To A Friend (x ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x ) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans ( x) I'
Survey4
Chinese Probverbs!!!
Wtf!!!!!!!!
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT ONE OF MY PICS WAS NSFW IN THIS ART PIC SHE IS FULLY CLOTHED WITH NO SKIN SHOWING OTHER THEN HER NECK AND FACE..THIS IS THE COVERSATION I HAD WITH A BOUNCER.. Oserinia: if her chest i showing through the clothing ->Oserinia: in tight clothes ->Oserinia: so the siluhett of a woman is NSFW Oserinia: yes but even if the nipples are showing through scrapper has us mark the image nsfw .. if you are wanting you may have another bouncer look at the images ->Oserinia: it is an outfit all the way up to her neck Oserinia: im sorry but it is nsfw it has her nipples - chest showing NOW YOU TELL ME HERE IS THE LINK ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK
Random Rambling
"They can take six years of my life, but they can't take my FREEDOM!!!!" For all those that don't know yet, the day time has finally come. I am now out of the Air Force. I am on terminal leave, again for those who don't know what that is, I'm getting a full pay for another 2 1/2 months to do nothing. Now it is just job hunting time. Anyway next time you are having a drink, do me a favor raise your glass and and do little toast. Toast to freedom, toast to me finishing my enlistment alive, toast to those who will be getting out in the future or have in the past, toast to those who have decided to make it a career, and most definitely toast to those who have sacrificed their lives for our country and will never finish their time or decide to make it a career and most importantly ever see their friends and family again and enjoy the freedom they have made possible. To my friends and family and to all CHEERS to FREEDOM!!!! Business casual What the fuck does business casual wear? No
About Me!
yay im so proud of myself right now. i've lost alot of weight these past few months and its just great. =) im down to a size 18 from a 24 which is awesome. i know that alot of it was from all the stress i was going thru but i also did alot of walking and have been working alot which is also helping. and i dont eat as much anymore either and have been going out dancing which helps too. i feel so much better and im much happier with myself. =) yay me! lol i still have more weight to lose but i know that i can do it. ok thats all i wanted to say. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 4/3/07: i just realized that i've actually been wearing a16 lol and i thought they were an 18. so i've actually lost more weight than i thought. =) my other pair of pants are a 13 which fit snugly but still fit. =) I still have more weight to lose but I will do it....slowely but surely. =) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Update 6/24/07 Im
Love's Sweetness
Warmup
This is my first (innocent-ish) attempt at soft erotica...with the option to expand on it later if enough feel it's worth expanding upon. It wasn't my best day, but it also hadn't been my worst. I'd been feeling there was something lacking in my life for some time, but couldn't quite put my finger on it. I was driving around aimlessly after I finished my shift, when I noticed that I was near your apartment. I decided to drop by (risky, I know...I should always call first). I knock on your door, and you answer with a smile crossing your face. I apologize for not calling first, giving you our traditional greeting hug. You ask what's up since I never just 'drop by'. I ask you to sit down with me, and I tell you about this untold need as best I can, which isn't a lot. Suddenly, it occurs to me. I ask you if you would cooperate with me in an experiment of sorts. To do that, you would need to remain completely still, and not reciprocate anything unless I say so. The
Blah
Males are quite irritating
Worn Karmas Thoughts
Well everyone...this is my first blog...on here at least. Boredom has led me to be on here most of the day, and I have found myself somewhat liking this site. Grant it...I still like Myspace. Lol Anyways...my name is Nikki. I*m 23 from Scranton, PA. I got pics, so go look at em. I like rock music...mostly Korn...as you can see from my videos. I like to draw also. I*m really bad at these things, so I probably won*t be writing much...soooooo yea. I*m usually pretty easy to get along wit, so don*t be afraid to talk to me. Unless you can be my father...then...that*s just wierd... Aight so that*s it for now...Peace!
Take Care Of My Eyes !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes, dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.
Setting Up A Computer
A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the Appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on. For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... >>> >>> >>> P..... >>> >>> >>> E..... >>> >>> >>> N..... >>> >>> >>> I..... >>> >>> >>> S..... >>> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH
Lerch1967
well, i am very excited! my beloved cubs are sitting in first. how long? who knows but they have been playing great baseball and i am happy about that. say what you will, but i am a cub fan thru and thru
*****
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman
Forgotten But Not Gone...
feeling so sick,so desperate paper or plastic? no more as i sit and procrastinate,i masturbate she use to be my lover,she use to be my friend... i thought she was gone for good ,but now she's back again... the good times were great,but the bad left evil feelings and heartache... if i wasnt such a romantis hopeful i'd give her what she deserves another mouthful...(hehe) all i wanted was to fucking love, you fucked me.....forgot to love she as you will never be who i thought i was suppose to have with me... you....rippped my heart out while giving me head...no wonder i feel half dead...,yyyyyyy,did iiiiii, ever fkn listen to uuuuuuu?,you make me sick you fkn BITCH,i love youuuuu,dont do this to me,dont not do this i deserve aahhhhhhh i deserve you....dont i?yyyyyyy i cant but yet i do....ffuuucckkkk mmmeeeee.yyyyyyyyyy,im so deep in the shallow end.never left because i couldnt begin,i just couldnt control you made me feel so big,so small,so fkn fuck you i love you 2!!!
Me, Wriiting A Blog? Wow I'm Bored
saw my ex fiance today, that sucked... had to drop her stuff off at her new boyfriend's house where she's livin. i need a damn beer. it's about time to smoke a bowl and zone out.
*****
Just Too Funny
Nfsw
I need help with my Nsfw my friend before I giet rid fo these pics I want honest comments and rates...After you look at the album you'll which ones I'm talking about.
Michelle's Post
Salmagirl
I had such a blast going out Saturday night with my younger sister and some of her friends. It's been ages since I last went out in general and I danced my ass off. It was also my first week back after like 3 years. The music wasn't exactly what I was into but it's amazing what a good buzz will do for ya. Really knocked back those shots of tequila and whatever I didn't like about the club was sorta glossed over. Hahahahaha. Didn't run into too many people I knew either. But then again, most of the people I was buddies with didn't get a phonecall to say I was back and they don't exactly hang out at clubs that play bootie music. Regardless, it was fun and I would sooooooooo do it again. My sister mentioned going to see some bands but I am a tad bit leary. The guy I used live with before I moved will be there cuz his band is playing. Hopefully it will be packed and it won't be such a big deal. I don't think it's him but more his new gf that seems to have a problem that I am back that
Dreams
DREAMS She leads him to a temptation that he cannot refuse The rhythm of his heart changes, and she is very amused Slowly through the flowing forest he follows her enchanting glow His body numb, breath quickening, his eyes widen every step he goes The moon shines brightly, forming a beautiful yet mysterious halo around her He grasps a tree tightly, her beauty making him drunk with desire. A breeze passes through her auburn hair sending her perfume to him. He closes his eyes and breathes in deep as wind through the trees whisper the song of love. Then he opens his eyes to see her lying next to him In the bed they've shared for almost fifty years. He sits up without taking his eyes away, Still as beautiful as the first day he saw her... Maybe even more so now. He runs his fingers gently through her silvering hair Only to find that she really isn't there He screams in pain as his heart breaks once again Like a sick morning ritual he bathes in his tears, Tomorrow will be
Sheriff Joe Of Maricopa County, Arizona
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) Who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until He found out there was A Federal Court Order That Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gang
Awesome Contest...check It Out!
this is an awesome contest! check it out and enter :) Metal Ron is giving it :)Heres the link and the info :) This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via pr
Poem
I'm not supposed to love you I'm not supposed to care I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you where there I'm not supposed to wonder where you are and what you do I'm sorry i cant help myself... Cause I'm in love with you. This is what i added I'm not supposed to pray to angels To keep an eye on you I'm not supposed to close my eye and see myself with you I just can't help myself Cause all of this is true Cause baby, i hope you know That I am in love with you! A little something i found on a friend's page. -"One look One smile One touch One embrace One kiss One love Two people Two minds Two souls Two destinies One road One journey One ending Together. " When i though i lost you, you came back to me. When i though i could live without you, i realize, you are what i need. I missed ya while you where gone, cried for days and days. And now I'm glad you're back, to take me far away. When i talk to you, you take me to a different
In The Still Of The Night
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce alon
My First Contest
Well I am still running in the DILF contest and am in the #1 spot right now. Thanks to those who have helped so far. If you could please spare a few minutes of time and leave a few comments it would be greatly appreciated. Well I entered a contest for sexiest dad on fubar. It is a race to 20,000 comments if you all would like to help just follow the link and leave me some comments. Feel free to repost this if you would like to. The contest I entered is still going on I could still use your votes. If you want to come leave a comment or two or more I would really appreciate it. Just click the pic below.
This Is Our Battle. It's The Limb Of Our Lives.
Nuber 1 Player
Check This Out
alcoholic beverage anyone? (with pics)malibu coconut rumYou are malibu coconut rum. You love to chill, take it easy and smooth. If this was an outdoor party I could just see you skinny dipping. Sip this drink you prefer taste than to making a total ass out of yourself, by taking shots. I think that's totally rad and cool, at leaast you would be more capable of driving people home?Myspace Quizzes Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start. How Do Men See You?
Help A Fella Out
Friends Fans and Fam....meet one of the greatest guys I have met on here. He never fails, everyday leaving me a comment to let me know he is thinking of me. I know he does this for alot of you too. He has been trying to get help in leveling for a week now. I know we can do it with help. 18k is a walk in the park. So amaze me please! I really want to help him get there! Thank You in Advance! Much Love Jamie Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew@ fubar
Poem
I ma but only a human being I breath, I eat, I sleep, I love, I live I have been engulfed in a dark place, with dark thaughts that i cant even begin to describe I am in love wiht the most wonderful person in the world How terrible and slfish am I that all i want is for him and I to be together, all I want is him With that said I want him to happy I want his life to be perfect! I love him wiht all my heart They say if you love something let it go, if it comes back thats how you know it is ment to be! This is me saying I love you! This is me saying I miss you! This is me letting go!
What Ever!
It appears that you can't tell people that they look like a skank on here cuz they are half dressed but bitch that they don't want to be hit on....wtf is the deal.....well I am sure that I will be kicked off here for my opinions....Hello iffen you don't want to be looked at please put some damn clothes on!
How To Drive In Phoenix
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle o
Love
LOVE IS THE ONLY FORCE CAPABLE OF TRANSFORMING AN ENEMY INTO A FRIEND ( MARTIN LUTHER KING JR)
Untitled 1
this will be short and sweet i still love him! so very much he means so much to me. i just want everyone to know i still love him!
Life
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. a soldier is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician and the subtlety of Mt. Saint Helens. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. You can kick him out of your house, but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list, but not off your mind. They are found everywhere; In love, in battle, in lust, in trouble, in debt, in bars... and sometimes behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter, clean clothes or a pack of smokes. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. Brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of Playboy or Sports Illustrated or GUNS & AMMO in his back pocket. When he wants s
Statix Underground
WHATS UP EVERYONE,,, YES STATICS KLUB-X-TREME IS NO MORE WAS DELETED LAST WEEK,, I HAVE CREATED A NEW LOUNGE,, WITH A NEW LOOK AND NEW SETUP,, CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR ALL POSISTIONS,, DJ'S,,SECURITY...ETC ... EITHIER FUBARMAIL MYSELF OR MY GENERAL MANAGER DJ WICKID... SO EVERYONE STOP ON IN HAVE SOME FUN AND ENJOY http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9265
Talk About Getting A Gifthorse In The Mouth! Lol
Truth
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE W
Support R Troops
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!I don't see your ass enlisted, overseas, seperated from your family for months and constantly in harms way!!!!>Love,Mizzzz Kitty~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*To all my fallen brothers, u r not forgotten. To all my brothers soon to return, following winds and calm seas!Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all t
Who Think's Im A Good Lookin Man?
im bein curious
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code
Funny Shit!
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try T
The Little Blue Demon In Me.
The little one has come for me what shall I do, for I see the madness He brings with him. I cannot let Him do it. I must run hide go to the ends of the earth. I must run for eternity so He cannot posses me but why why me I did nothing to deserve this. I must face Him and reason with Him. "why" "why" now He has me His control is so strong now I'm starting to loose all hope it's getting darker, and darker I'm loosing my self my hart grows cold and now I know what must be dun but is There another way. I must end us for he will not just go away. But I cannot do it I'm not strong enough and now he is in control. I can feel the hate flowing in my vanes, what evil is this? I don't hate but why Duse He make me hate at least I still have love He cannot take that from me. Maybe love is what it takes to beat Him. Yes love, I will love Him and see what happens..... Shining through the darkness Cutting through the night Flying on angelic wings Waiting for the fight But still, I hate you
Some One Help
MY VIP DISAPPEARED...IM SO SAD. MAYBE THE VIP FAIRY WILL BLESS ME WITH ONE WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING! NIGHT NIGHT GUYS!!!
Watch This Creepy Ass Shit. It Freaked Me Out And I Never Get Freaked Out.
Throwup Productions Presents.....
fat guy on scooter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbzQTyOhTf4 Parody of Chocolate Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eXhPFAJQY PuRiTy gets electoshocked (full upper torso) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfGlT4xk3hU PuRiTy gets arm electroshocked http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj1m2qhyOUU check them out!!!!!! more to come!!!! electro-arm wrestling..throw-up productions style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB5dqRmXoQI electro arm wrestling part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG_F6U2fTzc Shocking donavan again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XViP5XaeneU
What Is Love?
Giving out shot's today, who wants one? Leave me a comment telling me what's your favorite drink and I will get for you! Please sign my guest book and I will do the same for you! Thank you. NOONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME YET, DAMN WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME LOVE?
Riding The Wave Of An Iconoclast Freak
"We live in a world that denies our love and treats us as 'abnormal' or at the bery least sexualizes our lives to a strange and glamorous effect. It denies our existence and questions our deepest emotions and identities. It commits assault, verbal and otherwise, on our communities. It creates stereotypes for us to be abominations in the mainstream cultures (queer and straight) and it makes us live as second class members of both and it's members often live in hate of our 'secret' feelings which monosexual cultures prohibit. We can talk about 'normal' when those days are gone. Celebrating bi-ness is about living and loving in fierce and beautiful ways. A community that supports and provides an outlet for that process is essential. Therefore, celebrating bi-ness in our communities (whether they currently exist or not) is essential." (from my friend Rachel Rainbowspryte) Okay, so I am outting myself right here, right now. I don't shave my legs or my armpits and I like it that way. It
X-games Last Night
I was watching this live on tv last night! Jake Brown was in 1st place, and dropped nearly 50 feet to the bottom of the ramp!
Wow
Thoughts
Last night I stepped down from SER Management and Dj'ing. I think that is one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life. Everyone was very supportive of my reasons, and thankfully it is that way...I had a few ppl that thought I was doing it for attention...but what the hell let ppl think what they want, I love my SER family and will still support them, I just needed to do this for my own personal health..sometimes it is so easy to get wrapped up in the Drama on Fubar you forget to take care of what matters most. Everyone takes things on this site to seriously sometimes and forgets that it is an escape. I started to do that and it caused me some serious health problems. So by stepping back from everything I was doing I am hoping to just get back to what I joined this site for and maybe even get some of my passion back for other things... Death looms over all.........sometimes it is closer than anyone really thinks.......whether it is the fact that I have no meds to take or wha
Polls
What???
Broken Heart I will never forget the days we once had The days when you were everything to me My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever But now I realize that was all a big dream The feelings I have for you will never go I wish I could take back that one regretful day The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets That I would once have to live through The sight of you in someone else's arms Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces I sometimes wonder if you still think of me Or if to you, I'm just a face in the crowd I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back But for now, I'll sit here silently Remembering all the memories we once shared Everyday my love grows much stronger Hoping that one day you will feel the same And put back the pieces of my broken heart. What Did You Expect? You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced ri
Still,,,
And You're Gone No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.
Let's Make A Deal....
Let's Make A Deal You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?
You
Love's Recall Nothing could have made my heart break more than when you said good-bye No other person on earth could make me cry the tears I've cried I look for you everywhere and to no avail, you're not there I wish I could hold you now - you'll never know how deeply I cared It's not right to love someone as much as I love you I need the strength to go on but it's no use When I cry these tears they go straight out to your heart I wish you would come back to these arms - in my mind we'll never be apart Now you're gone and my whole world's come tumbling down When I lie in bed at night in my heart your voice is the only sound The love I have for you runs through my veins I can see nothing but you - your presence has driven me insane But I don't blame you when it was all my fault I thought I could get over you, but inside my body your image is caught Please come back to me - you're the only one I'll ever want in my life And being without your love burns deep - it cuts l
Stories
Without sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri. I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious. And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her. Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi
Pics & Vids!
Come by and check my new as well as old pics. Rate and comment please as well as my videos on my page. Have a great day.
Life At This Point
I just uploaded new pics of my son on here so check them out and tell me what you think! He's my Doll Baby and the apple of my eye! I am still hurting over the decisions that Rande has made concerning us and our child. To have him choose someone else that he met while I was pregnant and raise her child to call him Daddy instead of his own has rally delt me a hard blow. I am making it though. I have to stay strong for my son. he is my world and my life. I keep up with the day to day so as to make life better for him. I never want to cause a tear to cross his perfect face. He's an angel. I have some awsome friends that have supported me no matter what, even when I didn't know what I was going to do and felt like giving up. They are my stability. I have a great family that has allowed me to morn and give me a break from Aiden (my son) so that I can have some time to myself from time to time. I am still the same person I feel but different. I still enjoy the same things and ac
Lifes' Poetry
My words may mean nothing But they come straight from my heart I have prayed for your recovery from the very start I know you do not know me I am a stranger this is true But I think of you every day In hopes that you pull through Your family really loves you They show it every day I feel as though I know you In a special kind of way So the only way I can show you this Is to sit and write to you I wish that god sit by your side And lovingly guide you through Help you through your rough times And Ease away your pain In hopes that you can Ride your board At least one more time again May God Bless you and Guide you through All you have to endure. samantha Small O'Hair 8/29/07 A tear can come so quickly A heart can break so fast A memory lasts forever As if there were no past I wake up every morning Wishing to re live a happy day Where I can wake up to see A smile upon your face A day with a happy begining And and ending that way too A day to just be
100% Jaded
Well... I am officially 100% jaded, I expect nothing from the existence but sooner or later to get screwed over by life. That screw job will come inn many forms. I'm not complaining. It happens to everyone, so why fight it? Just sit back and wait for it. Screw Jobs are like Death and Taxes. You hate 'em, but sooner or later, it happens. I've seen enough to know this. I'm not out to change anyone. I'm just saying what's on my ming. If you don't like it, that's your choice. If you disagree or agree, it's no skin off my back. It's something a long time in the making and there is no changing it for just as long a time. I have personal reasons behind it that are just that...personal. It has nothing to do with my 'state of mind'. It has to do with my state of 'being'. It's not aimed at anyone, it's what I think. I could care less what people think. Because there's no point in trying to fit in with the standards of others just to make them happy. If I had known what life had
Friday 8-03-07
I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøH姫 Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)
Vincent Price
The Oracle went out to see his first Shakespearean play He purchased tickets for the special Wednesday matinee He had a friend, an actor, who was carrying a spear In this production of the Bard’s smash hit called Olde King Lear The Oracle went right backstage where most folks never go And saw his friend was happy that he’d come to see the show But oracles just should not say things like “Go and break a leg.” Because in the first act his friend did, and King Lear laid an egg! The Zany Zoo went up in flames, the reason so they said Was that the kangaroo was smoking cigarettes in bed The monkeys all were screaming and lost all their social graces When a fireman accidentally sprayed some water in their faces The only ones who weren’t afraid were the cobras and adders Who had more fun than anyone, playing snakes and ladders. Billy Van was the star of The Hilarious House of Frightenstein, but Vincent Price was the celebrity name that gave the show credibility, and proba
Happiness For My Baby
when i think of you i smile ,i long to feel you close to see you sleep ,feel your touch,looking in to your eyes and tell you i love you more than you will ever know,you are my breath of life and my heart I wake in the mornings and I'm happy. Becouse the last voice I heard before I went to sleep was the Love of my life. If I'm dreaming please don't wake me. I have found my perfect man. We sit and talk for hours. We joke and pick, we talk about our future, and our past. A woman couldn't ask for a better man, and he's mine. I am truly lucky to have found Mr.Right, Mr.Perfect. I love you baby. I'll walk with you in life and death.
Discrimination Of Native Americans
This is the Situation.Conversation Blast.Last week I saw a Blast with Tits Showing isn't that NSFW.I have seen Blasts Advertizing Porn Sites.I have seen Blasts by Call Girls seeking Clients.I have seen Blasts seeking Cock to Suck.But my Friend Sexy Goth here paid for this Blast I will Post.Never Recieved.Black Knight Bought her a Gift Blast Never Recieved.She just won a Blast from the Sexiest Cowboy hat Contest.Chances are this Blast won't Blast Off Either.I Think the Officials of Fubar owe Sexy Goth 1 year VIP in my Oppinion,for Discrimination.Of a Native American for one.Her Problems started when she Married a man from Pakistan.Just because Our Horses Ass of a President Decides to Create Wars from that part of the world. Fubar Officials are nothing but a bunch of Hapless Cry Babies.Get a Life Let her have all her Blasts Admit you all are Hapless Jerks an Purchase her a 1 yr. VIP for being Ignorant Bastards. Ok so Cherry Tap says thay dont pick faverits HA HAS FUCKIN HA You hav
Thank You!
I am so overwhelmed! I just want to say thank you.. first to Cappy _Cappy_@ fubar For the VIP.... I'm gonna have so much fun!!, for the blog, for the bulletin, and for everything he said! I also want to thank all of you that helped me level up. I was overwhelmed when the rates started pouring in! Cappy, you have an awesome bunch of friends. So thank you thank you thank you thank you,,, thank you all :)
Creamy Stefanie
I walk in to the class room after school, wondering why my teacher wanted to see me. I hop up on the corner of "teach's" desk and wait for him to get off the phone. As he hangs up the phone he says "Stefanie you are going to fail my class this semester" My heart falls and my eyes tear up a little bit. I tell him "I cant fail , my parents will absolutely kill me. can I do some extra credit to make up my grade, please?" He shakes his head no, "It is too late, you should have been putting the effort in during the semester, if you do not get an A on next weeks test you will be failing" I notice while he is talking to me he is actually looking up my little short skirt while I am sitting on his desk at face level to him. I mean his eyes have not moved, its like he is having a conversation with my vagina. My mind begins to plot..... "Can I come after class tomorrow afternoon and get some extra tutoring?" I ask him sweetly. "Yes I will help you tomorrow Stefanie, but dont waste my time,
Looken For Her
why is it dat i can't stop thinking of her.. every min dat passes i think deeper and harder wondering pondering if she's thinking of me 2 .... how i wish for 1 more chance to look into her eyes and smile ...... to tell her how i feel to get da chance to get her number and not lose contact with her... to be with her right now and never leave each others arms ..... how great it would feel to beable to look at her beautiful face and know she's mine... i just wanna find her and have dat chance dat i passed up .... hopefully one day i'll get da chace till then i'll wait and ponder and hope to see her beautiful face once again ...... i basicly been sitting here waiting and wondering where and who she is .... from the 1st time running in to her shareing da 1st smile... 1 look into each others eyes watching on each other ... we glance for 1 sec.. as i left hot topic and went to get pizza my mind still thinking of her... at da mall i wait in line .... and i hear this beautiful voice as
Do Not Read This!
I just wanted to get your atention and say hello. Iam a little shy and I am trying to meet lots of new people. So do ot read this any more cause I am done........
Girls Nite Out
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no
Tags
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com
All Jacked Up
if you want a wild night of lap dancies and strip teas and a wild night of sex just buy me a shot of jack and away we go
???
ok all, just got my "buzz" status.......anyone buying drinks?? lmao US Marine A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
Contests Are Mostly Bogus
there were no gifts mentioned in my give away. no one got anything. the deal was you had to have 75,000 to get a months blast. the first 5 people to reach that amount would get a blast from me. the highest comment count was 51,000. Check my blog. there you will see exactly what the give away was all about. · fu266854@fubar.com The Gal whom got 51,000 comments in my Oppinion should have Won something in this Contests all the Hours her an her friends spent Bombing for Jack Shit.Atleast give her a Fuckin Mansion Home Rich Boy Second part to this I Posted in Bulletin. Cup of Joes 75,000 comment Contest. The girl that got 51,000 comments in your 75,000 contest should have at least got something all,the Hours her an her friends bombed for nothing Don't u have a Heart.Or are you Heartless like the rest on here.Your a Level 25 give her a Damn Mansion Home or something for her Desire to Achieve the impossible.But then again u new nobody would achieve this goal.I figure it would h
V.f.p.
got a good buzz thinking of what mums i want to do pondering whats the line?my balls are sweating.and i need something to drink ,and 1 more bong hit Voting For Points.for the past week or so im pretty much ignoring all mums.i vote A and move to the next mum.A and only A.if its a good mum i will comment.or an extra stupid i will argue for 2 days.but thats my policy on mums since everyone else is putting out theres. Darth Maximus rated you a '1'! this was followed by a block
Shes A Winner
woo hoo - I just came from Sam's Town casino in Shreveport here and won $ 224 dollars. Happy weekend to me !!! :)
Dixie's Place
angelofthedark@ fubar
What Is Love
Funny Jokes
************************************************* (Big Sale Day) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line... "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!" ************************************************* (The Good of a Bad Relationship) Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C
Pimpouts From My Friends
> IT A SPECIAL LADY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING HER MANY MORE FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS, THE DREAM TEAM. DJ SUNSHYNE AND A PARTY TRAIN FOR ALL THE FOLKS TO HOP ON AND DO THE DAM THANG! RATE/FAN ADD ALL AND YOU ON THIS PARTY TRAIN. New Nintendo DS Lite Its Your Birthday - Uncle Luke HERE THE CREW OF PARTY PEOPLE! THE BIRTHDAY GAL DJ Sunshyne ~Married
Sick... It Sucks Beng This Way
I'm sick damn it and i don't like it. I don't like being sick at all and the fact that i'm sick to the point where i can't really talk to much blows donkey balls. A few days ago my tonsils started hurting me so i started gargling with the normal stuff to get rid of the pain and everything thinking it would work. well my tonsils had another plan. they swelled and got the lovely white patches on them which didn't help in the least. finally i went to the doctor yesterday bc the swelling and pain was just too much. when i finally was seen by the doctor she shuttered when she looked at them. so i'm antibiotics and other stuff. i'm feeling better but i'm not really talking bc i know i'm going to hve to go to work on monday and i'll need to talk. ontop of everything i'm hoping that i get this job that i interviewed for. this job would be a great opportunity and i really just want to get out of the place that i'm at. i want this job really really really bad so i'm hoping that i
Thoughts And Prayers Needed..
My little cousin who I spoke about in my last blog.. She went back up to the hospital yesterday morning, around 4am, the doctors never checked her, wouldn't even hook her up to the monitors.. She has been in A LOT of pain.. Indescribable, and the doctor said it was all in her head.. Well she got a very nice nurse at the hospital, and she checked her at 11am, and she was dilated at 4cm.. So her nurse immediately hooked her up to the monitors.. I arrived at the hospital at 11:45 and she was already at almost 8cm.. She delivered her baby at 12:51pm.. She had a baby girl.. Sadly to say, she didn't make it.. We aren't exactly sure what happened, because she did have a heart beat, while she was still inside.. Something happened during delivery.. Either she suffocated or she had a heart attack.. We wont know for sure what causes her death until we get the autopsy results back.. My little cousin was transfered to the ICU floor, where she has been listed in Critical Condition.. she is on a brea
Misery
Misery When you look at me what do you see? A girl so full of life with smiles and joy to share? Or one full of misery with pain eating at her soul. No one sees the real me underneath my exterior No body knows the pain I feel or sees the tears I cry I hide it from everyone I've gotten good at that A smile and laughter that's what they see No troubles no worries my life's a blast In reality it's just my shell I share with others If you peeled off the layers you'd see the real me You'd know I cry myself to sleep every night The loneliness I feel is unbareable Nobody cares about me not the real me I've been used to many times to count Why must they do that to me don't they know it hurts Of course not since my feelings don't matter Someone to care about me that's what I need I need a friend someone to trust who trusts me This misery must come to an end
Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon
Lights Out!!!
Bars And Blowoffs
I don't know what I should say in this, but here it goes. In the past week, I have had several friends leave for Iraq, or some other place like it. Although they are leaving, some other friends are coming home. I just want this whole war thing to stop. It's unbearable for the families and the friends of the soldiers. Like, my friend J.L., he and his wife just had a baby 3 weeks ago, and now he is gone. He won't be back for 16 months or more. His daughter won't even know who her Daddy is, until she's almost 2! I've sat down, cried, and gotten pissed off until I couldn't take it anymore. I'm just blue. There should be a deployment blues song. If you have never been through a deployment, I'm so glad for you! I hope you never have to go through it. It's not a fun experience. Well, that's all I have to say right now. J.L.'s wife and child are here, and I need to go comfort them. Until next time.......
Do People Really Believe This Bs
ok so I go to open some message on my myspace and I get this: McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... All places with ball pits in the children's play area. One of my sons lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find his watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often.. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren, or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland , TN. On October 2nd, 1999 I took my only son to McDonald's for his
Rough Draft ,fubar Marriage Annoncement
Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair. DJSeleneCorleone ™QnofUnderworld&DJWolfe-LDC/FW2Bounty/KOW/CatwomanJLM/KOPE/FSFM SpiritWolf will Officiate this Glorious Affair Kingdom Of Wolves Deanna ,FTW Lost Goth Lakota Princess + I, Jeff ,Lord Wolf,Will do a Fubar Marriage. There is still much Preperation but we would like for this to take place on Monday.SpiritWolf will Officiate.,This Glorious Affair.
Snotty Bitches!
OK, SOMEONE has to say it! You Snotty ass BITCHES need to get off your HIGH HORSES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! the following is an EXCERPT from a SNOTTY ASS BITCH: "If you're just gonna message me or add me in the pitiful hope that you're gonna get some sexual thing out of it then i suggest you hit the back button at the top of your browser. if you intend to actually come at me correctly alright then you may proceed." GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! Your an attention whore and you know it, just like 99.9% of the other people on here (yes, I'm including myself) Cherrytap (FUBAR? and what the FUCK is up with THAT?) Feeds our prurient interests, and you bitches know you love the attention, and it's fucking nauseating how thou doth protest too fucking MUCH! Take a look around bitches, this is NOT thefoodnetwork.com or marthastewert.com. If you REALLY don't WANT the attention, then just IGNORE sex crazed perverts like ME, don't go on and on and FUCKING ON about how your here for "just friends"
Messages
I hate not knowing where you are some nights I hate not getting to talk with you every night I hate only having 10minute conversations with you I hate that we don't get to be together I hate that while you're having fun, I'm sitting here worrying I hate that I feel guilty when we don't get to talk I hate that you tell me you're going to call or text me, but don't I seriously love you so much it hurts. It hurts because I don't want to ruin it and lose something I've honestly never had before! I'm willing to work with you through this rough time just so we can be together. I honestly just want you to see how much I love n care about you! The confusion I get from guys is worse than girl drama. I've been with Josh for about 2.5 months. We talk every night from 10pm-5am. Then he'll call me back at 7am and we'll talk until 8am. Then he gets home from work and calls me and we'll talk for maybe a half hour. Now what confuses me is why can't guys tell their girlfriends whats wro
Trailer Party
i`ll be away saturday and sunday got invited to my friends trailer park in wasaga beach. you all take care and have a great weekend mike
My New News!
Love
I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer's day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as you, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. the mold was truely broken the day you were made and i am glad i found you. love helps us but our hearts get us there if you love someone, let your heart not you dreams be the one to guide you to your goals your heart always knows the real truth even if it feels wrong to you love finds a way to show us the past, but life gives you the chance to decide if it lasts. you tell all your fears to people you love, and know they cant tell that inside you the pain continues to shove i may often sit and compare love the the beauty of a rose, but to me the rose is like love delicate precious and always needs your love before it can fully grow. you stay up late and allyou do is cry, then lay awake wondering Why you hope that in the end, y
My Weekend
I'm just a regular joe with a regular job, Im your average suburbinite slob, I like foot ball and pornos and books about war, I've got an average house with nice hard wood floors, A moment of dennis leary, to illustrate a point I am man hear me belch. I am not the super sensitive cassanova nor am I don juan, but I think the ammount I bring to the table is adaquate. Why oh why must you rant on so do you ask... I grow weary of the constant "boys v. girls" on blogs and smug flashes of what used to be insite about 40 years ago. Damn it I wanna see tits and ass in quantities, women I dont know what they want to see but maybe they can drop a line so I know the score. Yo Soy El Hombre Con El Plan Meistro y el plan es... if you acctually are screing you dont always talk about it, or transversly complain about hearing abou it. So everyone just get some or lots in twos or threes and lets all just enjoy our Fu-ness. Thats just my opinion... I could be wrong. Chris So here I sit
Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw
My Blogs
Wishful Thinking? 80% of Americams say they belive in miracles. A handful of countries have been kicked oof he U.N., but only Switzerland refuses to join. St. Paul in Alberta Canada is home of the world's only (known) flying saucer launch pad. According to one expert, the less you blink the happier you are. What's so special about Elvis's 1957 film Loving You? Both his parents were extras in it. Only person in history to appear on tv Guide's cover 3 weeks in a row: Michael Landon. Vincent Van Gogh was nly able to sell one painting (The Red Vineyard) during his lifetime. Michelangelo drew his illiterate cook a shopping list. Today it's a priceless work of art. The average U.S. family spends $3,900 a year on travel. Famous but forgotten superstition: People with dimpled chins never commit murder. Birds do fly south for the winter, but not to get warm. They do it for food. At one point, 74% of pepsi drinkers said they'd switch to Coke "if it contained oat
For My Angelleigh
MySpace Comments & MySpace Layouts Get this widget | Share | Track details NuttinButtSexxy
Birthday Meaning
Your Birthdate: December 13 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Please Say A Prayer
A friend of mine is in the hospital so could you guys all say a prayer for her and her family. I'm gonna do what I can to go see her this weekend so ill post an update when i find out how shes doing and let u all know. Thanks so much! well i went to the hospital and got to see japp for the first time and shes doing good! the doctor told her as long as the test results come back good she can go home tomorrow!! he said him and someone looked at them and they looked ok to them but they want the head person to look over them so lets all keep our finger's crossed that they are good so she can go home tomorrow!! Thanks again for the sweet messages you guys sent me!! hope yall have a great week!! xoxo
Poii -----envy
Hello! i"M ploy form thailand ^______^ is glad that know an everyone please !!!
Cujos House Of Pain
Oh shit Zug Izland is playing the boardwalk on Oct 10th. Fuck yeah I will be there. Yeah so I have been sick for almost 2 months. Just getting to the end of it where I have just a slight cough. So sitting at a red Light yesterday and cough and blam one of my ribs on the left hand side of my body pop out hell of loud and pop back into place. I cant breath from the shock and the pain shooting through my body and I start to pass out. Luckly I get off the road and spend the next 10 to 15 minutes relearning how to breath. So the rest of the night I try not to cough which means of course I cough, my holy body learns new meanings of pain and tears are flowing easily. Damn maybe icy hot this shit and get a good nights sleep will help. Nope my bad. Wake up and cant hardly move. Whole body is in pain, and I know I have to go to emergency room as my roommates are telling me to. Well dropping 100 (thank you medical insurance) I get told rib popped out and back in, but bruised a w
My Blog
I just got engaged on 8/02/07 to the love of my life. We have lived together for the past year upon his return from being deployed to Iraq and he finally popped the question to me! I am estatic as he is the best thing to ever happen in my life and is a most wonderful person. No wedding date set as of yet.
For Those Of Us Who Are Passionate About Cars, Especially Exotics!
A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15yrs.; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. The Barn was left on the property. There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded shut. Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway......so, nobody made an offer on the place. The NY guy bought it at just over half of the property's worth, moved in, and set about to tear into the barn, curiosity was killing him. So, he and his wife bought a generator, and a couple of grinders.......and cut thru the welds. What was in the barn...............? Cut and paste this string into your browser and wish you were the one who bought the place!!!! Amazing!! http
Really~!!
Fu Support Stuff
The following is a color-coded copy of the basic lounge coding, the colors are as represented below:Yellow: text name, text color, text size.Blue: border size, decoration, and colorGreen: “say box” sizeOrange: behind “say box” colorRed: chatbox sizePink: ScrollbarsGray: shoutbox sizeAqua: background image URLa, a.man, a:link, a:visited{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color: ff0099; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal} a:active, a:hover{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:cccccc; font-size:10pt; font-weight:bold; text-decoration:none; font-style:normal;}td, table, tr, span, li, p, div, textarea, DIV {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;color:#000000; font-weight:bold; font-decoration:none; font-style:normal;background-color:transparent} td, li, p, div, textarea {font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;border-color:0000ff} table{border-color:ff0000}a.navbar{font-family:georgia, arial, times new roman;font
Love
To melt a girl’s heart, it is known that love poetry will do the trick. When you find the girl/guy of your dreams, you need to make sure that you know how to kiss her/him properly. Here are 16 ways to kiss your love. - 1 - ICE KISS Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills! - 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock! - 3 - CAMPING KISS On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss. - 4 - REWARD KISS Next time your love performs some disliked home c
Recovery Day
I had some surgery done yesterday after an incident on a fire scene.I now have a new scar(or shall I say will have) to add to the collection of service related battle wounds. I have a 9 inch long one now along my right side just above the belt line.After removal of the object , 30 internal stitches and 13 external stiches the repair work is done and i am A-OK. My surgeon(who I refer to as DR.Feelgood) gave a script for percocet,so I am not really feeling pain,just some discomfort. Thanks to those that called and sent cards.You lighten My heart and brighten My day.
Kouga And Kagome
Dr Who And Rose
Thank You For B-day Gifts!
I want to thank everyone for all the gifts and kind words, I read every one and they meant a lot to me!!! Thank you again..you guy's are great!
Fun Stuff
What Do Boys Like About You? (real answers) Boys like that you're charming!You have that 'sexy' appeal about you that make boys crazy!You seem to connect w. everyone you meet.MEEEOOORRRWWWW!!! (=^.^=)Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code You Are 50% Redneck You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! How Redneck Are You?
Justcantgetenough
Get this widget | Share | Track details
Quiting Bloggin'
I am going to quit bloggin' ...only (maybe) 14 to 15 people read them out of...1,067,289 people(to date) read them....so f**k it!
Random...
So I've been having a crappy week and the weekend isn't any better. It drives me nuts cuz it's like I can't have guy friends, without my other guy friends getting mad. Why do men have to be so jealous? I can flat out tell them I'm not interested in dating them, and they still get all pissy with me if I even so much go fishing with a group of people and there's even just ONE guy there. I'm sick and tired of men being stupid assholes around here where I live. I've finally put my foot down and said once they piss me off I'm done with them for good and that's how it's been going down. One guy called me a good for nothing whore saying I cheated on him...I mean seriosly, you can cheat on friends?? Even if he were a boyfriend, I've done NOTHING to cheat on him with. These guys just need to get over their jealous shit. I do have a boyfriend, and as much as they will hate it, they can deal with it or just screw off. I deserve much better friends than them. Anyway, to change subject, I got my 4
Military
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes
Comments
I just wanted to thank all of our friends and family that helped out Tink...and she would like to thank u too! She asked that all who helped her win her contest stop by her page and message her. Thank u all again and...muah!!!! Please, my awesome family and friends, come help me bomb him...he needs 20,000 comments and I know that we can do it!!!...lots of luv and kisses to u all!...muah!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=585435&albumid=566300&i=157621639 This beautiful lady deserves to win! During the sexy couple contest she came over and helped us get 2nd even though she was the competition!...so come comment her and show her some luv...please ...thanx ya'll
Sensorship
My Ramblings.....
Ok, I know I have done some things in my life that I shouldn't have done. I have stolen things from people and talked about people behind their backs. I have cheated on tests and lie to teachers. I have broken into peoples houses and ate food from their refrigerator and then taken a nap in their bed. I have looted from parked cars on the side of the street and from peoples driveways. I have stolen things from little kids and have skipped school to play rambo. I have run away from home when I was not supposed to go anywhere. I have wathed other people do things that I should not have and I have helped people do things that I should not have. I have abused people in ways that I am not proud of and I have stood by while others have been abused when I possibly could have done something to stop it. I have said things to people intentionally to hurt their feeliings and lied to them to get my own way. I have used people in ways that no one should and I have turned away from those that cared
Weekend
A guy is suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...’’ He is interrupted by the doctor. “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?” “Yes! Exactly! How did you know?” “Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it: Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes”. Two weeks go by and the man is back. “Well, how do you feel?” the doctor asked. “Doc, I
Quiz
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice
Fubarlord
XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~pls sign guestbook peeps! @ fubar Peeps, need a little push to level out and become fubars next fuberlord. been there for most of you in the past, so pls give the "big,bad, booty daddy" a little of your time and you knoe i'll be there for you when the time comes! (repost of original by 'XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~pls sign guestbook peeps!' on '2007-08-03 23:24:31')
Nsfw??????????????
Hey everyone. Just wanted to let yall know I created a lounge, and would love have you join me there sometime. I also need someones' knowledge on creating my skins, or background image in the lounge. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Hopefully see you all there soon! xoxoxoxo Cindy aka TOBE How in the HECK can my MAIN photo be marked NSFW? I mean come on.....I am not showing anything more than anyone else is showing in a bikini! THIS totally BLOWSSSS! AD ME FAN ME RATE ME COMMENT ME....let them know WHATS NSFW and what IS! SHEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
My Friends I Love You
I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR MY FRIENDS WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME...I'M GOING IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE MORNING FOR SURGERY..AND MY FRIENDS HAVE REALLY GIVEN ME ALOT OF MORAL SUPPORT..THEY ARE A WONDERFUL GROUP..I LOVE EACH OF THEM...AS EVERYONE KNOWS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN DURING SURGERY...BUT I AM TRYING TO KEEP A POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON THINGS..BUT IF SOMETHING DOES HAPPEN I WANTED TO DO THIS SLIDE SHOW FOR THEM... MAY THE ANGELS WATCH OVER YA'LL.......... I LOVE YA'LL WITH ALL OF MY HEART........ SO TIM WE JOINED ON THE SAME DAY AND HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEN...REMEMBER I LOVE YOU...AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF PLEASE...YOU HAVE PUT UP WITH ME UNTIL I'M SURE I DROVE YOU CRAZY AT TIMES...THANK YOU... CHUCK YOU HAVE BEEN MY GUARDIAN ANGEL....YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I NEED A SHOULDER...WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS ALSO SINCE WE BOTH JOINED...AND I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN MY CORNER...THANK YOU..I LOVE YOU... TERRY OH WHAT CAN I SAY YOUR MY BESTFRIEND...THANK YOU FOR BEI
Thanks
"a Blessing Like My Sister"
Poems
How do you find get past the heart that wont let go of something that just disappearedHow do I walk away from the one that took away all of the things in life that I fearedHow do I breathe the air that dosent taste the same since they are no longer thereHow do I give another a chance when for someone else so much I still love and careHow do I look at there picture and not bring back the memories of what we sharedHow do I hide the emotion that builds up inside as every second passes with another tearHow do I find the way to pick up the pieces and put on a smile to hide my loss and fearHow do I find that person that will listen to all that I have to say without taking a sideHow do I look inside myself again to see what is left of my heart and soul and my prideHow do I lie to say that I am over it when I love you is what inside I sayHow do I go on with my friends that are happy and have someone without it showingHow do I get through all my days with out people just looking at me and them
To All The Good People Here
Saturday, August 4th, 2007
I am entering a contest that Ms. Dallas is hosting. Not sure when it will start. She has to get enough ppl to enter but she didn't say how many. It will probably be in the next week. But this is one of those where you will have to add her as a friend to be able to get to the folder to bomb the contest pic. So here is a link to her profile. If you could, go to her page, rate her and send her a friend request and just put a quick note in your friend request that it is to bomb in her contest. *MsDallas© ~Founder Of The Gotti Family~@ fubar I am officially retiring for the evening. It has been a long day. Rachel is online, if anybody needs anything. For those of you who don't know, Rachel has the care bear/bi sexual/rainbow glittery icon as her pic... I am sure you have had a shout or message from her or something. She is the manager, my assistant and right hand...If you have any questions when I am not on, please feel free to shout her or message her. I will see you all tomorrow. I
The New Arrivals And A Surprise
I was sitting on the couch watching a movie not expecting company. When who should appear but August and Jae with the PUPPIES. I thought for only a visit but August said, no they are here to stay, they are winged and eating on their own. So Friday Night Adora-Bella and her brother Beauregard arrived to stay with us from now on. I am very excited and of course worried about the house breaking that lies ahead. But our biggest surprise was, Bella and Beau had a sister that was spoken for but then that person decided not to take her.....well what can I say, My heart went out and now she is staying also. Instead of 2 puppies I now have three.... Oh lord give me patience and lots of help from the girls....amen .....lol My girls are excited cause now everyone can hold a puppy and no fighting. We thought all last night and today and have decided her name will be Angelic-Breezy , because she hops and almost looks like she is flying , she is so peppy. We will call her Bree
Wess
You are the World Completion, Good Reward. The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion. The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
Stoneworks
I love Gargoyles. Gargoyles fulfill many functions on a building: the original Gargoyles were simply decorative water spouts that projected water from the roof away from the building to prevent water from seeping into the foundation. Later Gargoyles were employed to express the intention of the building -for instance, I've seen old dental buildings that had Gargoyles that were people with painful swollen faces denoting toothaches. On Churches, Gargoyles were rendered as fearsome demonic looking creatures, set to remind the faithful of the perils of the world outside, and the importance of a guiding faith. The original Gargoyles were made of carved stone, and are definitely Gothic in styling. There's something exciting and eerie about grotesque faces carved in cold stone. Gargoyles are usually positioned overhead, so that the viewer will have the feeling that the creature is looking down upon him/her. Some Gargoyles were made of cast porcelain, but these aren't as striking
New To This
CRY I cry each day as the day grows, The pain doesn't seem to slow, With in the time spend in getting older and I seem to grow, As I look out side and see the snow, I wish I could be there as the other young ones play in the snow. I cry each day knowing that the days are getting shorter, I have one wish that is to fly, to see the open sky, My dream will one day come true but I am also still lost in the blues. FRIENDS "No one really knows What kind of bond we share And even if I told them They probably wouldn't care You are very dear to me I hope you know it's true And now that you are sick Tell me what that I should do? While you've been gone A part of me has been lost It's like I've taken our friendship for granted And now I'm paying the cost I never knew how much you meant to me Until you went away The thought of you being really sick Haunted me every day I spent a few days at school alone And my weekend was such a bore A lot of my time was spent in my
Figure It Out
CDEDBD DUCKS? MR NOT DUCKS... OSAR TOO DUCKS! CDEDBD WINGS? LIB MR TOO DUCKS!
My Music....(don't Know How Else To Do This)
Here's a link to my music on "youtube" I hope this works....> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG5LUuPQ5-0 (sorry, you have to copy paste it) If it works thank you for watching and listening...please let me know if you like it or not...one way or the other, ok? All comments appreciated! Thank you..... Rio
Rule#1
Html/css Help
For My Peeps
Random Thoughts And Stuff
WHAT ELSE IS GONNA GO WRONG WITH MY TRUCK WAS BREAKS NOW I HAVE TO REPLACE A TIRE A NAIL IS STUCK IIN IT
Test Codings
X Underground
Come join the 24/7 "Happy Hour" Party! Click the tags to enter the party...come chill with the best music on Fubar...
The Cowboy
I am starting a new chapter in my relationship. It feels wierd but I love him. If I never would of went to that bar I never would of kissed him. And we would not be where we are today. I know it sounds funny but he makes me happy. And though he kept a secret from me at first and I understand why. I am anxious about getting married to someone who is going to be in the Army. But I do not see that.. I see his loving personality and his smile. I look forward to spending my life with him I never thought I could care about someone sooo much and there be this connection. I have this man in my life now. Very different from the others and I am not sure how to handle him. He treats me like a Queen sometimes and knows what I like. I am nervous about him. Just talking to him has it's ways. And he has been there for me. I am happy to know I put a smile on his face after a long day. I am not use to someone being so into me and caring like he does. I hope it works...I know I can depend on him kicki
Friends In Contests Needing Your Help
Three new contestants need your love.... US Maverick needs help... very close contest needs 20K, ends on the 20th I think, first to 20K mansion wins Krzy Sherry in a sexy eyes contest, come show her some luv.... first to 15K wins.. I'll corect if I'm wrong... lets help lexi tonight. Lets show lex how its done. Lexi dragon girl needs your help --> 1 K needed to finish her give away. She'd like to finish out tomorrow in the daytime... A friend Blondie who is in an all out comment bomb contest needs your help with comments only shes just a little behind we need help RIGHT NOW.... My good friend christine needs your help in another all out comment bomb,. ends on the 13th, she is going for a month blast. One friends ends on the 20th, most comments win a VIC Christine Most comments wins contest for sexiest pic a good friend is in this one... race to 15K to 8/15, then round 2 to 8/30. Bunny
Magnum
Magnum
Stay At Home Mom
Deleted Salute
This is the salute which was deleted. As we speak, I am uploading my newest salute pic which I just took with my camera phone. This time, I am in front of my home page. Not that it's a very clear pic of my homepage but worth a try. I'll flag it for approval and will post it in my next blog for discussion. Exciting!!! Will it pass and if it does, will it stay???? (They usually get deleted in 24-48 hours). Why should anyone care, you ask??? Well, because it's me!! LOL...but seriously, I should be able to keep a salute just like the next guy/gal. Plus, I love a challenge! Love ya! Tina
Friends
go and give my friends sum love.. Real life wife: Candie rl wife to *Slip**OWNER&Founder of THE RACER'S DEN LOUNGE*@ fubar Best friend(n' Stalker, lol): **Psychorainstorm**O.C.L Family** Nathan's Baby Girl*~Owned by crazy_trips~*Id & Tag Designs*@ fubar my sweet friend: Guilty Pleasure@ fubar a girl that rocks: .:Lette_Love:.@ fubar a friend from my old profile: »Perfectly Imperfect«@ fubar sister of my wife, and close friend of mine: fireandwind@ fubar good friend of mine: BuffyJane............ um yeah....@ fubar another good friend of mine: ~C~ in la la land~PLEASE READ PROFILE,FAN,AND RATE BEFORE TRYING TO ADD ME..I RETURN THE LOVE@ fubar
Me :]
hhmmm well justtt so everyone knows i have a boyfriend. lol hes amazing, never thought i would meet anyone that i could be myself around that much, and could get along with so good. hes everything i could have ever hoped for. hes my prince charming :] just posting this cuz people are trying to meet up with me and stuff in person lol. but im not like that thanks. also trying to tell me "you need a real man" lol but yeha you don't even know hium haha. but yeah anyways just wanted ot let everyone know that im happy with who i have and i don't need anyone else :] thanks lol
Hello Everyone
Hey there.. I have been away from CHERRY TAP/ FUBAR for a while due to comp problems.. Hope ALL is doing good and feel free to show me some LOVE!!! LOL
We Need Poppy!
Almost all pain medications are derived from Poppy! That means whoever needs Morphine, Oxycontin, Lortab, Hydrocodone, Tylenol #3, Demurral and the list goes on...would in-turn increase the amount of money we spend on these medications. There is hardly another effective plant that can produce the so need milky white poison to numb your aches and pains. Where does the world think almost ALL pain killers come from, are they all that ignorant. Stop Heroin production yes, but Poppy fields need to flourish in order the rest of us can enjoy a pain free like situation that may arise. Come and grow up America. It's not the Poppy that's the issue it's always the people. Government should never control something God created to be utilized. I think the legality comes when it is altered say: like Heroin and acid and other chemicals are introduced that should then make it illegal. Pot for instance...natural weed, who cares what you do with it...just control the abusers of these things.
The Song Of Crazy Horse
The Song of Crazy Horse Words & Music by: J D Blackfoot © 1973 Published by: Tokala Music You took his land and you ate his corn, and on his grave your land was born. You took his pride and you fed him dirt, you wished him winter without a shirt and you called this red man savage. And after you crushed him you helped him up, to let him drink from an empty cup. You gave him the Navy without the fleet, and made him lick your hands and kiss your feet, and you named this mad dog savage. Well I found a book the other day, so I looked up red and white to see what it'd say. One was a savage the other unlearned, like a look in the mirror the tables were turned, for history has named you - savage. In the year of 65 when I was very young, we watched the dust clouds to the south we knew that you had come. We saw you build your chain of forts along the Bozeman Road, but Red C
A Thought...
Linda Goodman Sun Signs
The ARIES Employee "/ scad it very loud and clear I went and shouted in his ear And when I found the door was locked I pulled and pushed and kicked and knocked. "But it's no use going back to yesterday Because I was a different person then." A job interview with a prospective Aries employee, if he's a typical ram, might run something like this: EMPLOYER: I see from your resume and references that you've been with six different firms in the past two years, Mr. Bootsikaris. ARIES: Call me Charlie, Mr. Flaxman. Yes, I believe in trying to advance myself. When you outgrow a job, what's the point of staying in a position where there's nothing more you can learn and nothing more you can contribute to the company? EMPLOYER: That's just what bothers me, Char-uh, Mr. Bootsikaris. I'm afraid you may outgrow us in a short ' time, also, after we've spent the money to train you. ARIES: I thought that might concern you. But you don't have to worry. I've investigated you
Penis Jokes
Voodoo Penis A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wood
Life
What i have learned in my almost 22 yrs of life is that it's unpredictable. I could die halfway through typing this 4 all i know. Too many people go through life worring how pretty they aree or how skinny they or even how popular they are. The truth is who fucking cares... life is what it is u can not make people like you. You can not make your life longer and u will never be able to change who your related to. Another thing that i have learned is that shit happenes! Good or bad it happens, and it always happns 4 a reason! Some things and the reasoning behind it never make sence like why children are abused or why women and men are raped and/or murdered. Why innocent people are killed everyday. Life is not ment to be understood so to speak or to be overanalized, life is well just that life. It is a rollar coaster or a card game, u get hwat you delt and u deal with it and it will turn u upside down and snap you in all sorts of directions. Even with that all said it is
I'm Torn...
Rough Draft,know Idea
Add Glitter to Pictures
I Am A Witch
I Am A Witch” (repost ) Body: “I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 “I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time
Gardening Tip: 2
What is Diatomaceous Earth? Diatomaceous earth is a remarkable, all-natural product made from tiny fossilized water plants. Diatomaceous Earth is a naturally occurring siliceous sedimentary mineral compound from microscopic skeletal remains of unicellular algae-like plants called diatoms. These plants have been part of the earth's ecology since prehistoric times. 30 million years ago the diatoms built up into deep, chalky deposits of diatomite. The diatoms are mined and ground up to render a powder that looks and feels like talcum powder to us. It is a mineral based pesticide. DE is approximately 3% magnesium, 33% silicon, 19% calcium, 5% sodium, 2% iron and many other trace minerals such as titanium, boron, manganese, copper and zirconium. Diatomaceous Earth is a natural (not calcined or flux calcined) compound. Diatomaceous Earth is a natural grade diatomite. However, the continual breathing of any dust should he absolutely avoided. How does it work? To insects DE is a lethal du
Randomness
I have heard this more times than I could shake a stick at. What would possess to think that you need sex? Like it’s fucking oxygen or something. Like not only will you die without it but prior to dying your dick will shrivel up and fall off. News flash, no ones dick has actually shriveled up and fallen off from lack of sex. Wait…... news update… yah still no one’s dick has shriveled up and fallen off from lack of sex. You’ll be ok. You’ll live. No permanent damage will occur from you not having sex for a few months. You will not be reclassified as a virgin. You will not loose your moves. You will not turn into an undesirable geezer. You WILL be ok,..... I promise. Why I ♥ Firemen It’s no secret. I’m a sucker for firemen. I love them. I can’t get enough of them. I’d say daily though, I’m asked why I love firemen and if I could possibly love other uniformed men. I generally give no explanation at all about loving other uniforms and why
Still Anyone Prize!
Attention Mummers.
A I posted earlier. One of my MUMMs was flagged NSFW then deleted. Followed by a week of banishment from the MUMM until I frakin beg Scrapper for my privileges back which I totally think is BS. Especially because some non-saluted hater can slam my shit and screw me for a week when I'm a paying VIC. OH, well on to new news. This bulletin passed my way yesterday...... How they killed the Mumms. Just saw this. Yes, good idea. Yes, they are killing this place. I might comment more, but will hold for now. With Scrapper's new rules about banning people for marking their own Mumms as NSFW to avoid them being reported by the assholes that are just marking certain peoples mumms for no reason we need to teach Scrapper and company that its bad business to piss off the customers. So this is what I propose of all mummers.... 1. Do not post mumms. 2. Do not comment mumms. 3. Mark any and all mumms as NSFW that aren't already marked. If those of us that bash and have witty comments f
Who Can Do This?
how could someone possibly do this?!heartless.these are innocent animals. they cant help it. yeah, maybe fight back..but really..all its gonna do is make things worse..how could they do this?!
Friends
Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Bonds
Barry Bonds just hit Home Run 755. I think it is an excelent accomplishment for any person in MLB. People bash in all kinds of ways, but I think it is an excelent accomplishment and I think everyone interested in Baseball should say Congrats instead of all of dishing out all the bashing. Again just something on my mind.
Please Dont Shake My Bottle If You Are Not Up For What Comes Out ;-)
->=(¥)=¢åtmå...: then dont spam me. Thanx =(¥)=¢åtmå...: no thanks i asked for 1 pic rate not worth it ->=(¥)=¢åtmå...: over 400 =(¥)=¢åtmå...: how much is it ? ->=(¥)=¢åtmå...: you can rate my stash first. =(¥)=¢åtmå...: can yu rate this pic for me in rate only contest ? http:... PLease. If you want me to rate something. Be sure to let me know who and why. If you are a friend. I'm sure you know a more personal way to let me know than spam my shoutbox. I love these. When you get a random spam on the shoutbox begging for points. This is funny. He didnt know what he was getting into. >~Smokin Dj...: commenting them all could get ya a Yaht ;-) your choice ->~Smokin Dj...: you have 406 more to rate if you want the points and the gift. vaz185: what do u mean ->~Smokin Dj...: 406 to get the points and gift. vaz185: OK I RATED IT ->~Smokin Dj...: I did rate yours and you said that if I fan you and rate you. You would do the same. since both of us are n
My Stories And Stuff
As the rain sprinkles down, our bodies stick together in sync as we pull off to the side of the road near the beach. You suggest that we take a walk down by the water. I pull the bottle of wine from the bag and a blanket to lie on. The air is so hot and muggy so we decide to take a swim before we relax. The waves are capping as we venture into the water. My body tenses up as you take the back of your hand and gently touch my exposed shoulder. I feel the warmth of your lips on my neck as you breath hot air and kisses. I pretend not to notice your hand slip under my shirt and you caress my belly, every so careful not to move your hand too quickly and startle me. The water gently glides over your hand and it gives you opportunity to move your hand farther up to just under my breast. My nipples are peaked and cold, but the rest of me is on fire. You whisk me around into your arms and look deep into my eyes. I hoped that you would kiss me, but you study my face and brush the hair o
Help...spousal Abuse!!!
Bulletin Message -----------------From: Beana Bear!!!!Date: Aug 3, 2007 6:06 PMThink its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.
Seeking Experienced Bombers
subject: Seeking Exsperianced Bombers post date: 2007-08-05 00:05:36 views: 4 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket The Kingdom of Wolves What The Kingdom of Wolves,is Seeking 10 or more.Royal Elite Bombers,Bombers whom as soon as you sign into Fubar Come Show Loyalty,Honor,Respect,Love to your Kingdom Family whom are in various Contests.An use up your Comments that are Issued every Day. Depending on the Unity + Honor you Show,towards the Contestants that your Bombing for.Then you will be Rewarded with Various Different Morphs of higher standards.Such as the Striped Exotic's,an Indian Maiden Morphs,or Personal Morphs you might like.Sometimes Various Gifts including Pimpin.Sometimes I give better Pimpin Gifts than Contest Prizes.An you will Always Rated 11's bye me.You will also be Added to a Pimpout Blog that will Help Raise your Levels for better Bomber Productivity.Higher your Levels more Comment Allotment,on a Daily Basis. We are See
Baby Story.
On Tuesday the 7th of August,at o'clock in the morning I have to be at Memorial Medical University Center (hospital) in Savannah,Ga to be induced to have my baby.I am happy and nervous.Yes I know I have been through this before,but not induced,and it almost kills me each time.So there are my reasons.But just wanted to let all my friends and fans know what was going on if I do not get on for a few days.Please do not forget me, and as soon as I can get back on a computer I will let all know I am well.And have pics of newest baby addition to our family.This makes my forth baby,so.Just if you do not mid what ever religion you are I am not prejudice toward any, it is your beliefs and your opinions, but please if you believe in prayer, would you mind saying one for me.I think I need it. Hope all goes well in your life's till my return.Be safe,and hope to be back soon!!--XXXXXX's and OOOOOO's--cummingsoon is almost here!!
Kim's Non-sense!
How Daring Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 67% which makes you Very DaringYou would make a good contestant on Fear Factor and we bet you are the life of the party. You better make sure you have your heath insurance paid up though.Find out how daring you are at Quizopolis.com How Will I Die QuizYou will die at the age of 110You will die in a freak accident involving Ryan SeacrestFind out how you will die at Quizopolis.com Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 80% CleanTake the How Clean Are You Quiz at HowCleanAreYou.com
Friends In Contests Timeline Update
Song Lyrics And Other Random Things
There's no time for us, There's no place for us, What is this thing that biilds our dreams, yet slips away from us. Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever....? There's no chance for us, It's all decided for us, This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us, Who wants to live forever, Who dares to live forver, When love must die. But my touch tears with your lips, Touch my world with your fingertips, And we can have forever, And we can love forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever anyway?
The Problem Blog
Guys come to my job and hit on me which you know is fine when they finally get the clue of no I will not give you my number through their head. But what I find so hillarious is these guys that are like 16 to18. They come in acting like they are hard shit and they talk to me like I am a toy. one thing they dont understand is that for one until they turn 21 they are still jail bait like it or not and for another i know a teeny booper couldnt handle me grown men can barely handle me. so i mean damn chill alittle. but i mean still still love you my younge juggaloes lol Are guys really that clueless? I tell them no tell them fuck off or even go play with your self and they still come back. Come on take a clue. I have even gone as far as saying im screwing some one right now bye and they still dont get the hint. oh oh and then the guys telling me that they dont know what im thinking... please! im simple i swear im like a guy in a girls body SEX SEX SEX SEX thats my mind. Oh and an ocussional
Tina
ITS MY B-DAY
Show Some Luv To A Really Good Fubar Friend
FTW NEEDS OUR HELP. HE'S CURRENTLY IN 3RD PLACE RIGHT NOW BUT ONLY BY A FEW COMMENTS. EVERYONE YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU, NOW I'M CALLIN ON YOUR TO HELP ME BOMB THE HELL OUT OF FTW!! Wikid is in a contest and it's a really close one. If you could stop by and drop some comments it would be greatly appreciated. Rates count too. She is up against a great bombing team and all she has is her friends. We are doing our best to keep her in the lead. Go show her some love. Fan her (she's hot), Rate her and Add her! Rate her pics and stash while you are there also. Here's her Profile Link.... ♥Shell♥ -promoter/greeter- for .·´¯`·.·•xXx•Ê®ØTÌÇÄ•xXx•·.·´¯`·. (fsfm)@ fubar
For Fzxdave And His Mrs
My So Called Life
Hi, sorry I haven't been around much lately, been kinda busy. Still job hunting for something full time, keeping house, going to the gym, and doing artwork (two of my favorite was to fight off a huge case of the "Blah's") as you can guess I'm pretty much beat by day's end. I'll try to show up more often though. I miss the whole lot of you guys! But in the meantime, I've got yard work to do tomorrow so I gots to get me some sleep now.
Meligirl
I just got back from the vet's office with Abby. She weighs 7.7 lbs now. Two weeks ago, she weighed in at 5.6 lbs. She is really growing fast and has a healthy appetite. Of course, the vet thinks not only does she have terrier, but schnauzer as well. I am so happy with her. She is smart, playful, and a good little pup. You gotta love a good nurse. A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However,the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon....from the
Lonely
Please can you do me a favour and check out my new friend , she is extremely beautiful and her pics are a must see , especially her private pics . check her out to see . thanks so much vicky@ fubar Get This | Make on Snapvine Isnt it always the same you wait years to find someone that matches you , you find someone almost perfect for you in everyway - but someone has already found her . All you can do is wish the person all the happiness in the world and struggle along your long lonely road alone xxxx
Usa
I just came across something that really pisses me off. Why is it that some, not all, people who join the military do it just because it is something to do, or for the money, or their friends are doing that also, or just to get a college education?! My father served during WWII and instilled in me patriotism. He was proud to serve his country and he did it because he wanted to. He knew that he was putting his life on the line, he knew he could die at any moment, but he proudly served his country! What pisses me off is the ones who join the military and then decides that it is not for them. Did you not think! Did you not put a lot of thought into what you were getting ready to do for the next several years?! Did you not realize that this was a commitment?! I feel that there are some people in the world who don't stop to consider the consequences of their actions. They don't realize that what they do today will affect them tomorrow, the next day, next week, next month, next
Racism Sucks
Ok it's never been a secret or hidden that I like black men. I have wanted to date one but because my family is so againist it and racist I didn't. Anyway, a guy on Yahoo who was trying to get a hook up with me, got pissy because I joked around about making it with a black man. He didn't get the joke, called me a nasty bitch, how that is gross and just how disgusting he thought it was. Now why is a white woman being with a black man nasty,gross or disgusting? I see nothing wrong with it. Only color makes a black man different from a white man. So why do white guys get their panties in a bunch when they hear a woman has been with a black man? What's soooo wrong with it? And is the saying "Once you go black you never go back" true? Hmm just things I'm pondering today.....
My Partner
im so fing tired of my job, of my life, of my house, of ppl, of my friends saying they will be there and then when i need them they aren't, im tired of loving a woman and not being able to be with her, im tired of not having my own car, im tired of being sick, and people talking shit, im tired of trying to help ppl and not being appreciated for it, im tired of my emotions and feelings,im tired of being spyed on and not trusted,im tired of being broke all the time, and having bills i can't pay, im tired of being blamed for ish i havent done, and im tired of other people trying to control my life,im tired of people telling me what i should and should not do, im tired of ppl trying to control my life,im tired of everything and everyone, im tired of feeling like im being walked on and im tired of feeling anything at all my partner she treats me right my partner wont hurt me my partner shows me the stars and moon everytime we are togeather my partner watchs out for our truck my partne
Music
Update...
Urine Tests
SENDER'S NAME WITHELD: hi sexxy, where you from? age? how tall? shoe size? married? bf? fav color? kids? ect...what does your name mean? nice smile indeed. ~*~*~*~*~ ~LOL~ You're fun, aren't you?! hee hee~ Let's see... I'm FROM Chicago, Grew Up In St. Paul, MN... I LIVE IN Des Moines/Seattle WA...for a long time~ I'll be 45yo next Thursday August 16th..~ (and don't tell me i look 45 or i'll hurt you! lol~) Umm.. let's see... I'm 5'6" tall... I wear size 7 shoes mostly but have gotten into 6-1/2 and sometimes go for a 7-1/2... but usually just a 7...lol. My favorite color...colors?... PURPLE but nothing lavender or wimpy... The really royal deep vivid purples... ya know the ones that SCREAM PASSION! ~hee hee~ ;)~ I love kids but don't have any although i have my 15yo nephew till fri and my 9yo niece from fri to sun this week...and often take my ex's 4yo son for a night here and there... he needs the break... the kid not my ex and his 'wife' ....lol... ;)
Still Need Help
I am looking love getting a 7 day blast Please come and bomb my pic I help all the time . Now i need love Thank you SWEET~THING Click pic and show some love
What Am I Eatin'?
This is a good one for a Sunday. 8 Roma tomatoes 1 large white onion 2 green peppers 2/3 cup extra virgin olive oil 2 tbsp crushed garlic 1 tbsp Italian seasoning 1 lb linguini Dice the tomatoes, onion, and peppers, then saute' in extra virgin olive oil along with the garlic and Italian seasoning. What you want to do here is make a red sauce. It will need to cook at least 30 minutes. Then put it over cooked linguini.