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Jokes
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their newwives duties.The 1st man had married an Asian woman and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days but on the 3rd day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.The 2nd man had married a White woman. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the 1st day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the 3rd day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.The 3rd man married a Samoan woman. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.He said the 1st day he didn't' see anything, the 2nd day he didn't see anything but by the 3rd day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
The End
this is the end.... death has come.... no phone calls needed, no one to call... i have no family....i have no friends.. do not bother with all the fancy flowers... won't be any sympathy notes..... only theses......the ones i wrote... so now death has come it is the end... do not come now to be family or a friend....
Wal-mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!"
Back Tattoo Contest
Happy Days
funny isnt it how when you buy an electrical item the clerk always trys to sell you an extended product warranty, and how often do you ever take them up on the offer, well silly me i didnt do this and lo and behold my bloody washing machine broke down yesterday, oh flamin happy days, lol, good job i work in a laundry so i hot footed it to work this morning to do the lot, and now i have to wait for an engineer to come out sometime on wednesday between 8am and 6pm and if i happen to pop out to the local store for something you know he is going to call then and i will miss him even tho it only takes five minutes to make said journey. as you can see i am the eternal optimist, or then again i may have had a few experiences with engineers and their tactics to get home early. Heres to smelling sweet once more lol .. Have you ever got to a point in your life when everything just seems to fall into place, well i think i may finally be there, i have had a crappy 4 and a half years then the l
I Just Posted A Blog!
It's right here!! It's my blog!!
You Might Be A Military Spouse If....
You might be a military spouse.... If you know what an LES is and can read it. If you know "going to the commissary" means the same as "going to the grocery store". If you've ever stood way down the dairy section aisle of the commissary waiting to be checked out by a cashier. (This usually happens on paydays.) If you're broke by around the 12th and 27th of every month. If you spend at least one day a week sleeping by yourself. If that one day a week is no big deal to you. If one week or one month away from your spouse is no big deal either. If you spend more time with your neighbors than your spouse or have ever felt "married" to one or more of your friends. If you've ever checked your email multiple times a day in hopes your spouse has written you and know how horrible email being "down" is. If the thought of another deployment makes you cringe. If you've ever stood helpless while your kids cry for Daddy (or Mommy), wishing you could tell them it woul
Vids
Bear Hugs
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Life
hey does anyone on my friends list have a stickam account??? If so add me if ya want to!! demoneye09. Well...talk to you all later!! Can someone give me some ideas on something to draw...im out of ideas so im turning to my friends on here. Sooooo any ideas>?? Can someone help me level up? Ive been working on it forever and it just seems like it wont do anything lol. I dont really have anything to give...so im sure ill think of somethin.Or you can tell me. I cant to bling packs,blasts,or stuff like that. I dont have the money to do that.Sooooo please help me out. I will return the favor!!!
How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
Relationships
Often we find ourselves going in circles. I often find myself doing this. I have been in and out of relationships so many times if I could collect money I would be damn well off. Men come and go the assholes are the ones who hang around and lead you on. They tell you one thing and then tell you another thing. Then when someone new comes along they dump you like a lead weight. Then they treat you like shit. What I get a kick out of is this. I have an ex-bf that treated really good. I did everything for him. Then he broke up with me. Time moved on, he lead me on, then started dating some chick who is older then me and controls him like a little puppet. He isn't allowed to go out without her but she can go out whenever she wants. He can't talk to any of his female friends without her being there. But she can flirt with any random guy she wants and has to stand there and watch. Now I think to myself, WHAT WAS I THINKING?! It didn't take me long to get done and over him. I moved ont
I Am Sorry Folks
Jrla4eva
yeah so i got a new boyfriend today.. TJ. i like him a whole bunch... i just dont like hanging out with his friends all the time.. this one gurl who is like his best friend doesnt really like me and calls me a hoochi.. he tells her to stop but i kno she still thinks it.. yeah but oher than that yeah im bored.. so ill update later
Power Over You
A Day In The Life Of Misskitty
Feeling lost and adrift on an ocean of problems and failures, let downs, failed attempts to try and be happy and find my place. One (me) never knows what to grab ahold of. Just because it "floats"...doesn't mean it's safe or that it was meant for "you". Most of the times the "things" I grabbed hold of were sharks that (at the time) seemed like a good idea but...so faced with the old "adage" SINK OR SWIM...I swam. But then along came you. A ship in the storm so..I took a rest on your "bough" not sure if this was my "saving vessel". I took a chance and decided to brave the waters once again. Then...my ship returned again. Only this time my ship was weary of me. Will he leave again? If I pull him up and accept him once more will he "jump ship" again? Does he like the rough waters? Has he gotten used to the never ending struggles he faces out there? But...you saw something in me that made you feel as if there was a chance that this man just might be special so...you pulled alongside him an
Private
I hate taking these long and extended surveys and not getting anything for them My football team sucking out loud. People who set their status as "in the shower" but don;t have the pics to prove it. Working too many hours. People who post pics but don't post a pic of themselves. I guess that is all for now. It's time to watch my sucky football team. Whats up with private pics. If you didn't want people to see them, why did you put them on the internet? And I love the ones " for my husband only" You could have just handed him the pics or better yet stripped naked for him, lmao. Ladies, you know what guys wanna see. Either show or don't but don't tease. It's like being a virgin. Theres no maybe, half way or partial. you either are or aren't, lol. I hope you take this the righ way. It was all meant in fun. So lets have some fun. And whats up with limiting comments? Fascist is right, lol. Another fascist idea is limiting the amount of pics I can rate in a day. I want to rate them all a
Woman's Words
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she w
Contest
Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicago the pilot stopped short of the gate and made
Help.......
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, for me come and help out my sweet hunny bunny. If you could please come leave 20 comments I would so so appreciate it so very much. She is in a contest to help renew her VIC so I want to make sure she gets this. Thanks to everyone who comes and helps out I really do love my friends. Here is my beautiful friend Muah darlin.
Contest Ending
I will be closing the contest after this happy is over so please write your numbers down and if you know you in first let me know what you would like . 1st and 2nd prizes will be given on Thursday the 12th thanks for all your help !!!!
Cool Stuff
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do
A Thought
So here is my thought for the day .. .well someone else' but it seems to fit life in gereral The problem with stupid people is that there just is not enough smart ones to eat the stupid ones .. It would eliminate hunger PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their e-mail. Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoi
On A Happy Note
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone . ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is
Down Rater Alert
wh1tem3at is rating everyone as a 1 no matter how cool the picture thanks for listening
Bye Rain, Hello Sunshine
well my new found happiness has arrived. when i thought my life would be bad and dreary and lonely, i met the most sweetest & wonderful man. He is not only Hot but he makes me smile and laugh. He also actually cares whether i am happy or not! wow! That feels so different. I had given up on men and thought that all the good ones was taken. Until I found mine! I thank God everyday for him! I am happy now! doesnt it feel great when you have a bad man in your life and then you get rid of him and meet soemone who treats you better, with respect that you have been longing for? I think so! And I am so glad that i have been blessed with him!
Bomb
AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO START NOW, THIS PERSON HOLDING THE CONTEST NEVER SHOWED UP SO NOW I AM BEHIND PLEASE LETS BOMB MY PIC AND LET THEM KNOW THAT CHEATERS NEVER WIN!!! HERE IS THE LINK.. JUST CLICK THE PIC AND BOMB AWAY. THIS SEXY MOMMA CARRIES…
Vacation
Hello all ;-), just wanted to tell anyone that was interested in reading one of my blogs about our vacation. On Tuesday we went to Sandusky, Ohio to a place called Kalahari. Its an awsome indoor water park.We stayed there Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. We took our 3 teen aged kids and we all had a blast. We met some of my boyfriends family there and all together there was about 25 to 30 family members there. If you get a chance check out some of me new pics I have added. After we left there we traveled to southern Ohio and picked up my oldest son for the rest of the summer, watch for new pics of him on my page soon. If for some reason I have messed rating any of your new pics or stach, etc please let me know.
Sunday 7-08-07
We have 2 members in contest this week, so get in there & bomb your booties off! #####Blast Contest-Ends 7/15##### #####Salute Contest-Ends 7/15##### 1st place receives 1 month vic or week blast 2nd place receives 1 day blast (Rates Count!!) Plz FAN & FRIEND THE HOSTESS to bomb. ***Christie*** ~Enchanted~
Sex Test
Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Whats your sex style?Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Kissing
What kind of heart do you have?In LoveYou are in love...you have find the perfect person someone who cares and loves you with every fiber of their being and wouldn't leave you no matter what...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Bulllllllllllll Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is wrong with people. I step away from my computer for 2 hrs and all hell breaks loose. I wasn't around for the fat Sonny era, but I heard he calls Canadian's Moose fuckers. Well isn't that just fucking nice. Why the hell is he knocking all Canadian's cause he don't like a few. Well this is what I have to say about this whole thing. DON'T FUCKING PUT DOWN ALL FUCKING CANADIANS SIMPLY CAUSE YOU'VE RUN INTO A FEW YOU DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DECIDE TO DO SO THEN YOU'RE AN IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKER, AND DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH. Pic made by Marq. Marq you fucking rawk MUAH!!!!!!!!!
Shhiiitt
my boyfriend got kicked outta his house sunday he slept over and left last night at like 11 well he was supposed to call me today and he didnt so i dont kno if hes got somewhere to stay or is sleeping outside if hes eating or if hes even okay i would die if anything happened to him and he did say he was going to just disappear for a month and if he disappears from me for a month ill go crazy i need my man to live hes my life my world my fucking everything and i dunno if i should call his mom and see if shes heard from him at all or not ugh =[ it really was well part of it rocky was amazing like always actually better i havent been up there in a month ((due to hanging out wit my boyfriend)) and all my amazing friends were there and then when i got out my boy was waiting for me and he had been waiting like 2 hours for me to get outta rocky =] well then me and a bunch of people came back to my house and this bitch frankiie is just stupid she rang my
Sexy M
what kind of sexy are you?mysteriousely sexypeople find you so mysteriouse yet so attractive! they love a good challenge and you are perfect for that!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What Sex
how good are you in bed?!?!?goodsome people can learn from you!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Life!!!
Why is it as humans we are so fast to judge others cause of their looks or income? But yet we hate it when others judge us? So for those of you who judge based on looks or income, you may be missing out on somebody that could change your life FOREVER, so be careful when passing judgement on others cause the person of your dreams could walk on by without you ever knowing them.
Heartwarming And Such...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements
Naughty
Naughty or nice!?!?Horned Angel!Your a lil bad but u know when 2 turn it off and be classy! Your not afraid 2 be a lil wild..but ur not drinking and doing drugs every night!! Good job!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Naughty or nice!?!?Horned Angel!Your a lil bad but u know when 2 turn it off and be classy! Your not afraid 2 be a lil wild..but ur not drinking and doing drugs every night!! Good job!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Naughty or nice!?!?Horned Angel!Your a lil bad but u know when 2 turn it off and be classy! Your not afraid 2 be a lil wild..but ur not drinking and doing drugs every night!! Good job!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Prayers For A Friend
Hey everyone who are my friend, i am begging u guys to pray for a verry good friend mine, His name is Jhon Doyle and he's in a coma right now. They said it dont look good cause his heart keeps on failing on him and all we can do is pray for him. so please all of u who calls their self my friends...please pray for him... he needs to get better
Realize
Wanna say everybody have a good weekend. Money can´t buy happiness, but somehow it is more more confortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. Think about this.....no one ever says "It´s only a game" when his team is winning.
Michele Lee~ Dark Author
My husband and I have been goofing off all day, saying things like "Gosh, I haven't written a thing all year!" But in that has also been things like "Wow, I haven't gotten a reject all year" and "Yay! We haven't paid a bill all year." December Review || Publishing News || I sold two stories this month! Scarecrow to Pseudopod and Carnivorous to Black Ink Horror Moodoo my dark humor flash tale is still up at From the Asylum. Give it a read if you need a laugh. || December Reviews || Disposal by Jeff Strand Lone Star Stories #24 Gratia Placenti Monkey Love by John Paul Allen Horror Graphic Classics volume 10 History is Dead Postscripts #13 || Stats || This Month's Word Count: 1,890 Total 2007 Word Count: 112,692 Submissions This Month: 5 Total 2007 Submissions: 116 Stories Out: 16 Stories In: 5 My computer is fixed! I've had it on all day and I haven't even heard the fan much less had it shut down on me because
Garen
Garen was a 6 year old that came to me 2 days ago..severly dehydrated with multiple infections. A handsome ferret with cole black eyes deeply sunkin into his head from illness. He fought the good fight with me but did not make it. I finally took him to bed with me at 6am this morning. We cuddled and he chattered weakly for an hour before we both fell asleep wrapped warmly around each other. I woke at 3 hours later with another ferret licking my face and Garen was still cuddled to me with his cole black eyes closed and a peaceful look on his face. I think he was just waiting to have me all to himself before he would let go. He is at rest now and had a good life in one of our foster homes. Garen you will be missed. Goddess takes you back into her womb now and I know you will snuggle peacefully there as well. Thank you for giving some of your last remaining energy to my life and bringing it joy and purpose. Love Always, Trice.
Me
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hey whats up? my names michele. i am gonna be the big 2-0 in a couple weeks. i love my purple truck. i love to drive around for no reason. i live in a boring city. nothing to do besides go to walmart. love watchin movies on my big screen. i have my own apartment. but i guess if u want to know more about me talk to me.
Club Jaded Stream
I would like to Welcome you toClub JadedSo here I am...NEW Name NEW Loungeand needing a Brand NEW Station to stream outta my lounge... Just click the link below to enter Club Jaded As many of you know I was w/ Adrenaline Radio for a while..but due to uncontrolable circumstances I have decided to retire my self as a DJ and let the station go...I would rather go back to just Regular Ol' Jade...then to have to put up w/ ppl who call them selfs friends...So w/ saying that I am looking for a new Station that I can add to my lounge...All I am needing is a KICK ASS Station for my friends that come into my lounge to listen to...So if you have a stream and would like to Stream outta My lounge then PLEASE let me know!!!Thank You Sooo Much..ALL of YOU!!! Love AlwaysYour FriendJade♥JÃУ♥~F*ck All My Haters!!!~Your Ignorance Insults Me!!!~@ CherryTAP
Can I
can i have you oh please say yes because in my heart i will accept nothing less can i have you to cherish and love because you truly are a blessing from the heavens above can i have you when i open my eyes and when my emotions turn into waterfall-like cries can i have you when things are going wrong cause i know if i have you it wont last very long can i have you from sunrise till sunset because having you always is something i will never regret can i have you in my arms like i have you in my heart because i love everything about you each and every part if there's anyone else for me then please tell me who but since there's not just answer this CAN I HAVE YOU?
A Place In My Head
Beer vs. Pussy Beer VS Pussy ... Who Will Win 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and! you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One po
Release
pressure i can't take it anymore i feel the sweat coming from every pore as blood hit the floor i just want i just need i just some relaease from this stress friends no good to me tug of war just to be free don't know how to be i just want i just need i just want i just need to free from this stress it's the first thing i ever wrote, so be kind!!! What the fuck Try my best to start over yet I'm the bad guy the one who broke you the one who travelled 80 miles both ways was good enough to fuck you stupid not good enough for you in public loved you to the verge of suicide and panic attacks yet you refused my olive branch and yet I'm wrong
Help Please
ok i can not figure out how to put a video on my desktop...i am trying to upload oone from a web site but it does not have a download option. How do i do this?
Hey My Cherry Friends, This Is For Anyone That Can Draw.
hey my cherrie friends, I'm sorry to ask you for another favor, I really am, but I just want to ask all of you something,I know its kinda stupid to ask this, but can anyone draw a picture of my profile pic or any other pic you want to choose from my photos? if anyone does that I'll be forever thankfull and will have that favor in mind. thank you for your time. much love, Diamond.
Funny Shit
19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate - Stick your palm up under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" - Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." - Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. - Say "Hmm, I've never seen that color before." - Drop a marble and say "Oh shit! My glass eye!" - Say "Damn, this water is cold. - Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a place 6 to 8 feet high. Sigh relaxingly. - Say "Now how did that get in there?" - Say "Humus. Reminds me of humus." - Fill up a large water bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling "Whoa! Easy boy!" - Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters." - Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Wh
Hope
shawn -- [adjective]:Fetish oriented 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com reaching for the intangible the glimmer the spark the pinpoint light you barely see in the dark all you got is hope the rope you reach for whether that final score or bound for the floor gotta fight to keep it evermore
Just A Poem ..
As most know me .. im one to laugh love and play .. thats me .. i love to have fun and such .. but time is always a burden to me .. cant ever sleep .. ha ha .. but ya'll know that ... i was one today and certain someone popped into my mind ... but anyways ... i get to get my son today which is def a plus .. i love my lil guy .... havent talked to him since sunday night when i dropped him off at his moms... he gashed his head open pretty bad sunday about 6 .. blood was everywhere .. but hes all good ... lol .. you know that kid off of big mama's house 2 .. the jumper .. well thats noah .. hes a strong one but i tell ya hes scares me sometimes ... gotta keep a eye on him thats for sure .. but anyways .. much love .. love you .. love me .. and drop me some lines !! Jessie .. A.K.A. wisdom969 on yaheeze Maybe Someday Home is where the heart is; isn't that what people say? But there are times it's not the truth and it doesn't work that way Sometimes there is that someone who c
Just A Thought
Just wanted to give a shout out good night and sweet dreams! Tomorrow I am going to see if I can find a second job to supplement for the very few hours I am getting at the job I have been working now. This past week I worked a whole 2 hours and thats not going to cut it. I may even see if I can just find like an 8-12 or 9-1 job so that way I can work the other one cuz I have actually made some kick ass friends there. This weekend went off ok, for those of you that know what was going on in the past week with my sister and I. Only roughly about a month and a half till I can go back to Deutschland and counting! Well Good night all!
Good Friend Needs Well Wishes And Prayers
Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am asking is that if you believe in prayer please say a get well prayer for him. He is a good friend to those who know him. He enjoys making new friends. He has an account here it is Jhon Thanks for your time. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/Jhonnyinuniform.jpg Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am asking is that if you believe in prayer please say a get well prayer for him. He is a good friend to those who know him. He enjoys making new friends. He has an account here it is Jhon Thanks for your time. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/Jhonnyinuniform.jpg Hello to one and all, I am writing because I learned a good friend was involved in a bad wreck and is now in a coma with a failing heart. All I am ask
Baby Elizabeth Sick With Bacteria Infection
Today I also found out that baby Elizabeth Dugar is sick in the hospital at St. Jude's with a bacteria infection that she has been batteling with for a week now. She has one more chemotherapy session to complete and she can not get it until the bacteria infection is dissolved. If you have been following along since I blogged about her, please say some extra prayers for her. She is only 15 months old now and has been doing so well with her treatments. Every child deserves a chance to live life! It will not hurt to pray for her wellbeing. Thank you. http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t35/Justmeee00/ElizabethmonsterfaceSt.jpg
Cowboy Beginnings.
Your never to young to be a cowboy. This photograph reminded me of my grandson.
Please Rate My Pics
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My Facination With The Elephant Lifestyle
(no they are not born in an egg, this is just artful photography) Reproduction Females (cows) reach sexual maturity at around 9-12 years of age and become pregnant for the first time, on average, around age 13. They can reproduce until ages 55-60. Females give birth at intervals of about every 5 years. An elephant's gestation (pregnancy) period lasts about 22 months (630-660 days), the longest gestation period of any mammal, after which typically one calf is born. Twins are rare. Labor ranges in length from 5 minutes to 60 hours. The average length of labor is 11 hours. At birth, calves weigh around 90–115 kg (200–250 lb), and they gain 1 kg (2–2.5 lb) a day. In the wild, the mother is accompanied by other adult females (aunts) that protect the young, and baby elephants are raised and nurtured by the whole family group, practically from the moment they are born. Self-awareness Mirror self recognition is a test of self awareness and cognition used in ani
Sorry For The Delay!!!
Sorry to all my friends for takin so long to get back to you all. I had computer problems this week and just got back on line.... I will catch up with all my mail, rate and all that jazz as soon as I can... Thank you for your patience & have a great week!
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ANARCHY and I are in a Happy Hour Giveaway we need to reach 50,000 comments each. I know it sounds like alot but with your help we will get there.... So if you could stop by and leave a couple of comments we'd really appreciate it :) ANARCHYS CONTEST PIC: MINE: Also FAN/RATE/ADD the hosts while you're there they are great ladies!! bbG©... Have You Seen My Gerbil?@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar MANY THANKS TO YOU ALL, HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT Ok im not sure if some1 was nice enough to reneiw my vip last month or not so im just writing a letter to first off thank them if some1 did and to ask them to drop in and let me no if they did so i no who im thanking for the kind gift unfortunetly fubar bein all great like it is didnt inform me of where this vip came from again thanks very much if some1 bout me one and if not thanks fubar for given me longer with it lol you may think this is stuped or what over i dont really care to be honest but my old dog died t
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love on you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem The perfect man is gay
A Real Man
What a "Real Man" is...? 1. A REAL MAN respects his friends and family first and foremost in his life. 2. A REAL MAN raises his kids - not JUST out-of-pocket, either. He's a daddy, not a father, to his kids. 3. A REAL MAN supports and challenges his woman to develop herself, so she can achieve whatever she wants in life. 4. A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first, and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5. A REAL MAN doesn't kiss and tell or need his ego stroked by bragging. 6. A REAL MAN notices your hair & nails that you've had cut or done recently. 7. A REAL MAN calls you beautiful and gorgeous... not just hot, sexy, fine as fuck or fine as hell. (Fine as fuck, how thoughtful and sweet of guys! LOL!) 8. A REAL MAN calls you back no matter HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS, because he knows he means a lot to you. 9. A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. He makes hi
Why Men Are Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, tux rental-$100 . People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You c
The Land Of Confusion
♥Shell♥@ fubar Can we all go help her get there please? many thanks Dazzy :D Ive seen quite a few bulletin reposts lately such as this ashley marc jones crap. PLEASE dont repost without running the name through google 99.9% of these are all total bollox and a two minute search in google will confirm it without filling up bulletin boards with unnecessary panic. Take care all, regards Daz :D
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Im So Emo
omg nobody loves me im so sick of life i just want to go cut my wrists and bleed all over ill sit in my corner because i am a loser nobody cares about me life sucks now im gunna be a emo elmo he he jokes are funny :D woot woot
Bored
kk we were in hookah talking about emo blogs..so...its now my turn to write one lol -sniffle- whyyyyy wwwhhhyyyy whhyyy did Fox stop making new episodes of DRIVE?????????? so like this morning I made toast n it burnt a little.....Im such a fucking loser So like I called my gf and she let it ring 3 times before picking up.... 3 TIMES!!! ..shes gonna dump me i know it... I hate you all Except you The End
Keep Ur Nails...cute Always....tips
here are times you may want to go without nail polish and realize after removing your polish that the nails are yellow. Smoking can cause nails to turn yellow as well as wearing nail polish in dark colors. There are a re few things you can do to whiten the nails and remove the yellow easily... Lemon...Probably the easiest way is to slice a lemon in half and stick your fingers in the halve for a few minutes. The natural acids in a lemon will whiten the nail... If the yellow is a little more stubborn, soak your nails in a 50-50 solution of water and hydrogen peroxide. This will clean the nails nicely... A whitening toothpaste can be brushed on and scrubbed gently with a clean toothbrush to whiten the nails... Some people soak their yellowed nails in a bowl with solution of water and a few drops of bleach...
New To Ct
just wanted to say hi all. I'm new and just lookin around right now but give me some time n i will have it all down.lol
These People
"How much money do I have to give you in order for me to be allowed to hit it from behind?" I recieved this comment on one of my pics. I wrote him a message afterwards because I was upset and offended. I thought he would apologise but instead he wrote back something further upsetting. Here is my email and his. Tell me what you think? my email-Are you joking? Are do you honestly think I am a whore that sells my body to the highest bidder? I have never had sex for money..I am not a prostitute. In fact money is not my highest priority in life. My son and his and my happiness is. I have never dated a guy because he had money. I try to date nice respectful people that I have fun with and can laugh with. I will be deleting your comment..it was very rude and not sure why you would write one like that. His reply- 1. The comment was meant to be taken in jest (as a joke). 2. When you post "smutty" pics of yourself, your're going to get dirty and lewd comments like that. 3. How ha
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Thanks For The Love
I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay
Dream Come True
Hey all sad news they have blocked everything at work but emails and google so I won't be around as much unless i am at home. I will miss chatting with everyone. I hope everyone has a great evening and I will try to swing by here as often as I can. Cherry hugs and Kisses to you all. Dream Come True Have you ever had a dream come true? A dream that totally amazed even you. I?ve had a dream most of my life, In this dream I find a wonderful wife. She is loving and kind and cares for me. She helps me to become all I can be. Sometimes I act so terribly sappy. It always seems to make her happy. She brightens my life more than the sun. We laugh together and often have fun. And during the times that I must cry, She is always there to make my eyes dry. In you my love, I have found all these things, And if you will, please wear this ring. And if you are nothing more than a dream, I hope I never wake up.
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3rd In A Series
for those of you who have enjoyed the first two offerings (you know who you are) here is another of my little "stories". Rate, comment and share with your friends! remember, the more people who like them, the more that will follow! ---------------------------------------------------- Awoke this morning with a glorious dream fading from memory, so I figured I'd better get as much down on paper as fast as possible . . . As we near the end of another Steelers' Sunday, I sit at the bar chatting up the bartender, Carol. She's relatively new here at the bar, working mostly Sundays, but an excellent addition to the staff. She's about 5'6", thin, brunette and has what has been called the world's most perfect ass. I've been coming here every Sunday just to see her (well, that and to watch my Steelers) for the past couple months. We have started to get along pretty well, slowly moving into the land of friendly flirting. As I am helping her shut down the bar for the night, cleaning a
Tammy
if i was skinny i would have all the people in the world talk to me. but im not so noone wants to talk to me on.
Harley's And Pussy Don't Mix...
So I'm in Indiana riding with a friend of mine. We stop on this country road and out of nowhere a kitten comes running up under my bike. I reach down to shoo the kitty away suddenly there was a gravity burst and down went my bike with me on it. As I'm falling, I'm still trying to get the kitten away. My bike and I hit the ground hard, with full force (ouch). The kitty had managed to scamper over under my friends bike, while she was freaking out and running over to help me. We picked up the bike and found that the knobby end of the clutch lever had broken off. Then I noticed that I was bleeding from my elbow, hand and knee. Lucy sure had some splaining to do that night for sure. Luckily the bike wasn't injured too badly, I think I'll live and I don't think that kitty will be attacking anymore bikes anytime soon. Later that say we had a good laugh over the whole thing. We were both glad that the kitten wasn't hurt. We also decided that you should avoid pussy when on a Harley.
Mahalo Nui Loa! * Thank You Very Much *
Thank you all for all the love! Hopefully i'll get some more pics showin' dk. Again; thank you!!! If i never get back to you; I will! Thank you all for all the love! Hopefully i'll get some more pics showin' dk. Again; thank you!!! If i never get back to you; I will!
Just Some Feelings
Not really sure where to start but this is gonna be a long message with different parts so if ya wanna stick around to read it all fine if not fine. Ill start out with this... as most of ya know im a spanker and this club is the best bombin family on fubar! The month of April was a very long month for all members and leaders, and alot of people got stressed out over it. The leaders were workin on something to make things easier for us and for the members. I had something typed up and sent it to the leaders. Now the very first thing the message had said was.... ***** OK guys heres what im gonna post in the spankers blog as long as everyone is ok with it. **** "as long as everyone is ok with it" Now to me this means if ur unhappy or disagree with something that was said to say something about it so we can work it out so EVERYONE is happy. Instead of this happenin 2 leaders got pissed, posted something and quit. I received a short message from someone and something that was said
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Darkness creeping all around... the steely call from the ground... sorrow continually hammered into her heart... meteal claws of fear tear it apart... shadows slinking through the night... slashing and screaming she tries to fight... she looks in the mirror at her battered face... angry her heart begins to race... she will no longer be his punching bag... she will no longer be tossed aside like a dirty rag... she greets him home with a smile... though her plan evil and vile... she cooked him dinner nice and sweet.. he has no clue the fate he will meet... she tells him tonight she wants to play... tells him they will do things her way... she cuffs his hands to the bed... her demons now stirring in her head... he has a smile on his rugged face... she leans forward for one last embrace... from under the pillow she pulls a knife... she will teach him to beat his wife... his e
Life Without Them!!!!!
I was supposed to be going back to Mass in Sept but I just found out I have nowhere to live...My x is to busy to help me...What an asshole..So I'm stuck here in Hell!!!!!!!I need a change in my life so bad...I'm thinking of moving downstate to live with my bf but want to make sure its the right decision.....I just need to get out of the house I'm in and away from all the drama here...Hopefully things will work out for the best....... The Lost Soul, Susan aka Cleo I finally feel happy and loved....My bf is the best thing that has happened to me and he makes me feel so special and loved...I've never felt the way he makes me feel and feel like I'm a princess when we r together....I just hope I dont fuck this one up like I usually do cause I dont think I could handle losing him....Well just thought I'd let u guys know whats goin on in my life right now...Peace out!!!!!!! ive decided to move to Cheboygan with my bf.....My family will be pissed but he makes me happoer then ive ever been..
A Dot Cizzile Speakin Tha Truth/life After Katriana
its real in dese streets.dats why we gotta carry tha heat.its real in dese streets.dats whay we gotta carry tha heat.(3x) (A.Cizzle) ah huh check it its real in dese streets dats why me and my dawgs gotta carry our heat and dats how it gotta be so fuck u if don't keep ur heat on ur hip ready to aim bust and rip dese fakers off dere feet we dat nine mil or dem ak's or choppas so be ready to get down or lay down and roc wit us tha village souljas hold up lil ones i thought we told u dat we always ready to hit yall in tha head or tha heart wit tha triple beams killin yall off like we eatin some jelly beans fa our team A Dot Cizzile is one of tha best in tha St.Bernard streets,cause i'm so ready to knock out ur teeth wit my pecie so don't come wit dat bullshit leakin out ur mouth,cause it be Tha Chossen Child,Big Pearl,n Da Murda Man in tha south wit dat tha dro and not tha fuckin drought i'm so 504 n 850 to my head down to my toes to tha meatshow fa all u hoes andBig Pearl show dese
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FOR MY MOM PHYLISS ANTIONETTE MESSINA
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B-day Tommorow!! (july 10th)
My B-Day's Tommorow!!! Wish me a Happy B-Day n Stuff!!
Why Dose It Hurt?
All I’ve been doing was crying, Crying my 1,000 tears Wishing you would come back to me, Wishing that you were here It seems right now as if you want, Want to hurt me even more I wish that you could understand that My heart is already sore I still cry a 1,000 tears cause you Throw a lot of women in my face I tried and tried but I can’t move on I don’t know why I think you can’t be replaced I don’t understand how you can tell me That you will never stop lovin me Every time I turn around I cry Tears my eyes can see Why o why is what I ask myself Why do I keep on letting you hurt me I never made you cry a 1,000 tears So why would you want to make me How can you tell me I’m not the one When it has been so many years Within those years you would think no tears But they came because you didn’t care You would think because of a 1,000 tears That I would be all dried out Nothing hurts more but to know you’re not here And that you are no
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My Arm Surgery
well has all of u know i had my arm surgery...they put me to sleep...took an hour and a half for both surgeries on my left arm...spent hour in recovery...im home now and they gave me pain killers but there not strong enough,but i'll make it...i'm so sore ...arm hurt's pretty bad.i got staples and stiches but not sure how many..wish me luck on a good speedy recovery..also i want to thank my family for being there with me ...love u all...also wolud like to thank amy , frank,and fred for being so concerned about me ...i love you all...ya'll mean alot to me.thanks alot frank for all the prayers..thanks to all 3 of you for being the best friends a girl could ask for...i appreciate my family and friends. will keep u updated of changes well just wanted to let all my ct friends and family know . i go to tri- county orthopedic on july 12th . ive already had another doc shock my left arm . my hand has lost alot of feeling in it and it's really weak . the strongest thing on my hand is my thumb. t
Hey You,yeah You! Read Me. :)
You remember the feeling of having blood rush to your head when you were younger. Seeing who could be upside down the longest before you got sick or before your mom said something like 'if you dont get down your going to die', good times right? You remember 'borrowing' your siblings/cousins bestfriends bike, speeding off only to then skid out and bust open your knee. For those few moments you felt on top of the world. Little Mister Evil knievel. Then as you start to hit the asphalt you realize your not going to walk away untouched. Then its like those Snap,crackle,pop commercials..and well of course you end up bleeding all over thinking your going to die. Those were the days eh? Life has a way of teaching us how to prepare ourselves for the REAL WORLD. It starts schooling us as soon as we have unreal reasoning. One could think of it metaphorically applying it to just about everything. In order to get something you want you take a RISK. You put yourself out there, wheather it be
Just Me
I could sure use a good Blast. Anyone wanna help a girl out ? I wanna thank all who added and rated and fanned me... Kisses Bambi I just wanted to say hello to all the sexy guys and girls out there and you can Rate me, Fan me and even give me a blast if you like, I will TRY and return the Fav... Hugs and Kissed.. Bambi I need some Love here. I need alot of points to get to the next level , will anyone help me out ? I would show you the love you show me and More, I Love ALL you Guys ( and Girls ).... Big wet kisses and Hugs.. Bambi Ps... Licks to all of you!!!!
Do We Want To Change How 'things' Are?
SITTING HERE AT MY COMPUTOR DESK AND WONDERING WHY I AM ALONE IN LIFE AS WELL AS OTHERS. I READ A STARTLING STATISTIC AWHILE BACK THAT 50% OF THE PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY BY THEMSELVES. I KNEW THE DIVORCE RATE HERE IN THE U.S. WAS ABOUT THAT PERCENT BUT NEVER REALIZED HALF OF OUR POPULATION LIVES BY THEMSELVES LOL! GOOD SOURCE TOO FROM READERS DIGEST! I MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY NOT SOCIOLOGY BUT I WILL TAKE A STAB AT A FEW REASONS FOR THIS I SEE AND GET SOME FEEDBACK FROM MY FRIENDS HOPEFULLY. MAN IS A SO CALLED 'SOCIAL ANIMAL' RIGHT? WE NEED EACH OTHER TO BE COMPLETE AND WHOLE AND ESPECIALLY A SOUL MATE TO SHARE LIVE WITH RIGHT? LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE SEEN OVER THE YEARS RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON CONVENIENCE AND THE PEOPLE NEVER REALLY GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER. HENCE THE HUGE DIVORCE RATE WE HAVE. CONVENIENT SEX, THEY LIVE CLOSE TO EACH OTHER, WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOLS PERHAPS, WORK TOGETHER, PARENTS WERE FRIENDS,ECT. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO SITTING ON A PORCH SWING AND TALKING FOR
The Greatst Iorny Of Love
THE GRATEST IRONY OF LOVE&m=Loving the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right & finding out u love someone right after that person walks out of your life...& sometimes you think you're already over a person but when u see them smile at u you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again...for some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person...in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else...most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. love is always present. it's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little...as we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right...most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but to only discover that
Stuck
Things have been so fucked up lately. I thought that I was depressed a few weeks ago, but now nothing can compare to how I feel now. We are being evicted from our home because my dad stopped paying the mortgage after my parents divorced. We have to be 0uot ASAP, and we have nowhere to live yet. I have to get rid of my animals....and I' mreally sad because I love them, and they are all I have left these days. There is no such thing as friends, or love. I've been completely alone lately. I thought I had friends, but they choose to ignore me in my time of need, so fuck em. Because shit has been so fucked up lately, All I've been doing is partying. I've been drinking to the point where I'd pass out... I'd smoke myself stupid.... fuck, I've even had alot of sex lately... nothing like fucking the pain away right? I Broke down and cried yesterday. I finally do know what its like to lose everything and be alone. Thoughs of hurting myself have crossed my mind, but who fuckin knows
Change
On 3/6/07 I was hit hard with reality. My world cam crashing down and I knew I had a long road ahead of me to rebuild. As I lay crying Barry smiled. He knew that what I was going through at that moment was a life changing event. And it was! I was suddenly able to see all the things I refused to see in the past. I was able to recognize things in myself that I ignored for so long, and that night I vowed to let the changes take me to a new and better place. After my sobs subsided Barry asked me how I felt. I told him that I had no emotions to myself at that moment. His respond was "That's enlightenment." I lay there for a long while, feeling high and gitty, allowing all the stimulus around me fill me with sensations. The moonlight through the cracks of the shade, the cool sheets on my skin, the tears drying on my face (and how they itched ever so slightly), the sound of Barry's breathing beside me. All these things filled me in a way that is inexplainable. It's taken me a lon
Just To Let You All Know
I just thought I would let you all know that I am finally moved. I really hate moving. But I am finally moved. I wont be on as much as I use to but I will still be on some so DO NOT to come show me some love and stuff. I have missed you all and I am glad to be back..
100 Years Of Kisses!
Congratulations to The Hershey Company!!!!! Hershey(R)'S Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates Celebrates Centennial Birthday "World's Largest Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Chocolate" Inducted into Guinness World Records(TM) HERSHEY, Pa., July 7, 2007 /PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX News Network/ -- The iconic Hershey(R)'s Kisses(R) Brand Chocolates commemorated its 100th anniversary today with a record-breaking celebration in Hershey, Pa. The Hershey Company celebrated the brand's centennial by unveiling "The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate" at a birthday event hosted at Hershey's Chocolate World(R) Attraction in Hershey, Pa., The Sweetest Place on Earth(R). Complete with a seven-foot-long plume and 16,460-feet of foil wrapping, The World's Largest Hershey's Kisses Chocolate weighed in at 30,540 pounds and was certified by Guinness World Records(R) as "The World's Largest Piece of Chocolate." (Photo: http://www.newscom.com/cgi-bin/prnh/20070707/CLSA005) "Hershey's Kisses Choco
Don't Tell Me
Don't tell me you want to masterbate to my pics tell me you wanna masterbate in front of me . lol Thanks Tool for making me laugh
Important About A Military Friend!!!
Stuff
k so i found my friends webcam crap but the pic is really blurry and he is out of town so anyone got any suggestions on how to fix it?? Hey thanks to all my friends who wished me a happy birthday!! Finally 21 hehe. I love you all and will comment when i can I'm at work so got to go!!! Thanks again!!!! Ok, maybe I was wrong. MAYBE all guys arent the same. Maybe there are some good guys left, ones who dont lie or cheat who make you feel good about yourself. Ones that dont just assume they are going to get into your pants right away. That open the door for you, and all that good stuff. Maybe.
Rants
ok, first blog. and yes its gonna be random. so, im kinda bummed/pissed off right now. i have 3 days before i leave for vacation and i still havemt found out if my friends i invited are allowed to go. i mean cmon who wouldnt want to go to the beach with me for a week? well, anyways.... so i might be getting off in just a few mins because i am really tired plus i have to work in the morning and it fucking sucks. so yea. whoever is gonna read this, g'night. -Jen
Life
I have to confess that I like to watch that reality show where an unsuspecting person has been nominated by friends and family for a wardrobe makeover. All of the subject's clothes are discussed and shown why they aren't flattering for the person, and then they are thrown in the trash. Then the person is given some new guidelines for clothing that will flatter their body type and has two days to shop for new clothes. And of course a new haircut and makeup are thrown in, too. But what really makes the show interesting to me is that, without fail, each person describes how it has been a transforming experience, really going beyond just acquiring new clothes. They have come to look at themselves in a new light, and to recognize their good points and how to take advantage of them. And they acquire a better sense of self-worth and self-respect. I think we could all do with a "makeover" every once in while, as a reminder of our good points and qualities that others see in us
Strawberry Tequila Overdose
My angel My demon My best addiction She lubes me And doobs me To reduce friction I am her shoulder To lean on My waist She wrestles When it gets To heavy In peace we nestle I may pull Her hair But never scold her The best part Of each fix Is when I hold her I tap it And slap it At her request She is open And listens And treats me best Her heart is My new drug I must confess But I am still Addicted To all the rest by my friend: RevJoe69@ CherryTAP
Non-poetry (stuff In My Life)
So I've been up late nights playing video games or computer games. I've still been writing poetry, but since I hardly EVER come on Fubar anymore, I just don't post any on here anymore. If you want my story or new poems, go to my other site, my actual main one: http://stormdragonz.deviantart.com Google search too! Also, a paper around five pages long is due sometime next month, so that's priority #1. Otherwise, I need to start being more alive and say hello to everyone and anyone I know. :) I'm doing better. Just a moment of needing a break from lots of stress and other things. Poems getting written, doing better in class, and still a bit mixed in feelings, but that's always existed. I hope everyone has a good weekend coming up for Halloween comes this Wednesday. :) Just so everyone knows, I'm alright and not dead. I haven't been feeling well lately for reasons I can't figure out. I am sneezing and somewhat coughing. My head gets dizzy spells now and then. Hugs are
Important Notice To Family!!!
ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY This is to notify you that after Aka Mrs.Ts contest which is between July 14th and July 27th The Family needs a serious break since we have had non-stop contests overlapping each other.So PLEASE refrain from entering contests after that until August 15th.If you do enter a contest you are entering at your own risk without the family's help. Some of our best bombers have not had a chance to have a break in between contests to recoopriate.Plus we need time to return favors if needed to those whose help we have been receiving now in our time of need.Also I need time to be able to recruit new members remember we are not the biggest group.Also remember we need to be a strong group not a burnt out one... Rubia hello family wildman55 of the nite hawks are in rubias ink contest now all are to go an bomb him to the fullest , rember he an his nite hawks was thier to help the bbw bhm bomber when we needed so now we must return the favor
Wow--where'd This Come From All The Sudden?
I just commented on a mumm about a girl that was abused in her last relationship and has been single for a year and a half. She is afraid to get back out there and trust men again. I have been single since November 06' and there is still no sign of things getting any easier. Things have changed drastically since I used to date many years ago. I am very sweet and reserved and it comes off as shy, which may be true also, but I am just trying to let you show me who you are and develop some sort of trust and connection before I open up. But nowadays it seems as if women only want the assholes anymore. Ones that will treat them like shit, ignore them, cheat, leave them at home and go have fun hitting on other women. I have NEVER cheated, NEVER had a one night stand, No booty calls, and NEVER played a girl to get something I wanted. But where does it get me??? No where..... I am beginning to feel as though there is no one out there for me anymore. I mean I have had dee
Love Is It Possible
Friends (sent To Me By Blue Eyes)
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8 Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do l
What Is Cystic Fibrosis
Cystic fibrosis is an inherited chronic disease that affects the lungs and digestive system of about 30,000 children and adults in the United States (70,000 worldwide). A defective gene and its protein product cause the body to produce unusually thick, sticky mucus that: clogs the lungs and leads to life-threatening lung infections; and obstructs the pancreas and stops natural enzymes from helping the body break down and absorb food. In the 1950s, few children with cystic fibrosis lived to attend elementary school. Today, advances in research and medical treatments have further enhanced and extended life for children and adults with CF. Many people with the disease can now expect to live into their 30s, 40s and beyond.
Where Am I???
To all the girls I've loved.....oops...that's already been sung huh? lol....To all my friends on here/there, I've been gone, getting my bitch back on the road has been my passion lately. If I've neglected ya'll, then please accept my SINcere appologies.,....but she is my bitch and she needs to be between my legs.....if you don't know What the F++k I'm talking about, read my profile dammit!!. Laura darklin, TY for the Silver MC....and you can ride me/mine anytime..... bbl8r ya'll.......g
Goosebumps
Love Life
I wish you all a HAPPY and Prosperous NEW YEAR! Hi All! I now have another page on FUBAR! WITCHES WAY PROMOTING INC Please add! Thanks! I am still alone- I am not so sure that it is by choice anymore! For awhile I liked being alone and for the most part I still do- But I just want that one person that can make me smile, and who wants to be with me- Who wants to hold me in the middle of the night- And who wants to hold my hand through the good and the bad- Maybe I am just down today- Or maybe there is someone in my life now that i should just give in too- Its true there is no gold at the end of the rainbow- No prince charming after you kiss the frog! BUT isnt there someone out there that can sweep me off my feet- That can come and blow me away and show me that not all guys are the same??!!??
Fantasy To Reality
Contentedly dreaming... exploring Texas together Grabin' our hats ...slippin' into our jeans and boots...off to a trip to my little piece of heaven.... ( of course a few more comfortable things packed away ).... a time of back to nature, the great outdoors... feeling the energy of the sun and air filling you up, re-energizing your soul! Riding the mechanical horse of the day... 4wheelers needing gas and not hay... racing down trails... roaming the woods... seeing he surprises that pop out around the next bend, that big buck that is seldom seen, leaping from his hiding spot, the wild hogs running for cover.... turkeys flying back up to roost........ out of control, acting like kids, laughing it up... in wild abandon, without a care in the world... and noone around to give us a stare. Running thru creeks, mud and muck...getting covered from head to toe, just to stay cool....only to end up in the side yard pool. Once all cleaned and refreshed...it's out under a big tree, for an a
Cherry Tap Whores..
OMFG What are people BLONDES or MORONS.. They keep posting crap about the damn DRIVE there.. what they think that there INTERNET LIFE was over?? Come on mm If you had issues then well ITS BACk.. So Drop the Flippen Crap.. People needs to be Shot who keeps posting Stupid comments.. Like " hmmmmmm anyone else get the message...... and so forth Damn i love it when you see a females picture on here who is more FUGLY then you ever can think of.. Damn.. I was just scared away..
Bed
Ok im heading to bed.. and So who is not going to JOIN me.. lol maybe join me in my dreams.. if your lucky....
From Darkness To The Light
Deep in the chambers of the stalagmite house knows as house Mae'Iryn sat Matron Mother Zaani on her bed surrounded by her daughters, all high priestesses oh Lloth the spider queen, Zaani began the long process of labor. "Myrizz should i pass during this labor you are to be Matron in my place." Zaani said to her eldest daughter. "Matron Mother do not speak of such things. You have given birth to 5 daughters and are highly in Lloths favor you shall not perish due to mere childbirth." she said softly. "Quiet! This labor is different then from all of yours. It is draining me of my strength like its sucking my life." she said through a pain filled grimace. "Understood Matron Mother." Myrizz said solemnly. During the next 15 hours of labor Zaani labored to expel this child that was tormenting her, threatening to take all of her strength away. All the daughters helped in any way they could. Zar'Uit stayed at her mothers side holding her upright trying to make her more comfortable
Please Come Out And Support My Friend
Jeffrey Yaws Benifit Dreamworld Music Complex 3102 W. Division Arlington, TX 76012 Sunday July 15th 2:00p.m. Tickets are $10 at the door. $5.00 for kids 10 and under All Proceeds at the door willgo to Jeffrey Yaws and Family For his huge stack of medical Bills www.dreamworldmusiccomplex.com http://www.myspace.com/pheonixmusiccomplex (Card Subject To Change) TTW Title Match Texas Red (C) VS. Maxx Muscle Intergender Tag Team Action Kissy Boots vs. Miss_Diss Lexia & "Showcase" Shance Williams PWF Brass Knuckles Title Match (A Special Stipulation willbe added to this match the day of the show) "Chicano Assasin" Chuey Martinez (C) vs.Violent V vs. The "Hebrew Hitman" Dave The Rave 1ST EVER JEFFREY YAWS INVITATIONAL CUP (Every Match is 1 fall. The winners of each of these matches will go on to the final match, a Gauntlet/Royal Rumble style match. 2 Man will start. Every Minute a new entry will enter the match. Pinfalls, Submissions, TKO's, over the top are
Battle Of The Bands-the Sweet 16
Round 16 Boston 52.6% (30 votes) Round 15 E. L. O. 57.5% (23 votes) Round 14 Queen 80.9% (72 votes) Round 13 Motley Crue 72.7% (48 votes) Round 12 Heart 64.0% (32 votes) Round 11 Emerson, Lake, & Palmer 60.0% (18 votes) Round 10 The Eagles 80.0% (48 votes) Round 9 The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Round 6 Journey 51.6% (33 votes) Round 5 The Moody Blues 53.7% (29 votes) Round 4 Tom Petty 55.4% (31 votes) Round 3 Van Halen 61.0% (36 votes) Round 2 Led Zepplin 82.4% (61 votes) Round 1 Metallica 51.3% (39 votes) I need input as how to match up the winners. Please comment. Round 9 EJohn 45.8% (27 votes) The Beatles 54.2% (32 votes) Round 8 Lynyrd Skynyrd 93.8% (45 votes) The Outlaws 6.3% (3 votes) Round 7 Aerosmith 83.0% (88 votes) Fleetwood Mac 17.0% (18 votes) Round 6 The Rolling Stones 48.4% (31 votes) J
It's Official
So here's my dream for me: I want to do all the things I've ever dreamed of and some I haven't even thought of yet. I want to find someone who understands my need to feel things, not just let life pass by. I want to live without regrets from the past-it's done. There's only now. My dream doesn't necessarily involve a pair of rocking chairs, but it could. My deepest desire is for a true partner. A lover, a friend, someone who will always be there at the end of the day. Someone who loves me in spite of my faults and mistakes, who will keep my darkest secrets and trust me with his. I want to know that no matter what goes on when I'm not around, there's someone who will love me and respect me and just want me enough that they would never let anything touch that. That's true love to me. I want to be the warm safe place that he longs to return to. Am I dreaming? I hope not. I have to believe that true love will find me someday... I passed my national registry exam!! Got my results in the ma
The Bunny Blog
I stole this one from that cute hooligan. Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Or else I am sending Satan's minion after you and I can do that she is staying with me for a while.
Poems And Thoughts
we lay passionetly in each other's arms staring into each other's eye's while we give one another kisses here and there..... we enjoy each other's soft touches on every curve of one another's bodies ..... we lay and laugh at every little silly thing we share even if it ant that funny .... we whisper sweet nothings in each others ears tell one another blushes in embarressment .... we make all the right moves while we make love in the moonlight .... we slowly fall a sleep in each other's arms after we made the best love we ever made ...... will the love we share last or will just the friendship we have out last our love..... The Love a I share with you comes from so deep in my heart I wonder if I should share it at all because every time I share my deepest love for someone I always get hurt and I can never repair the pain.... The love I share with you is the strongest love I have ever felt it brings me to my knees .... The love I share with you is something I c
Paris Hilton
Filed under: Earnings reports, Conventions and conferences, Annual meetings, Starbucks (SBUX), PepsiCo (PEP), Sprint Nextel Corp (S), Bristol-Myers Squibb (BMY), Chesapeake Energy (CHK), Procter and Gamble (PG), Verizon Communications (VZ), Eastman Kodak (EK), Hilton Hotels (HLT), Symantec Corp (SYMC)Not much interesting going on except earnings -- so here is a run down of some of the biggies reporting next week.Monday April 30 Verizon Communications Inc (NYSE: VZ) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Verizon is expected to post adequate revenue but a decline in EPS. Investors will be listening for comments regarding the company's new FiOS cable and broadband service. Hilton Hotels Corporation (NYSE: HLT) to report Q1 earnings; conference call at 12pm. Hilton is also expected to post a decline in EPS. Tuesday May 1 Procter & Gamble Company (NYSE: PG) to report Q3 earnings; conference call at 8:30am. Liz Claiborne Inc (NYSE: LIZ) to report Q1 earnings; co
Tool Vids
Pink Floyd
Mee!!!
sorry everyone i rated low i didn't really know what i was doing i do now sorry new to this i wanted to know what you think?....is it sexier to show everything right off or wait and do it slower?.....do u think women or men who show everything right off is easy or a tease?...the ones who show very little are they stuck up or prude?.... well i just want to say for all those who left me a comment thank for all the love i had to get my yahoo id back and now i did so now i can get my comments and send them back
Vote For Marita!
Reposted for a friend ------------------------- THONG BIKINI OF THE WEEK COMPETITION I NEED YOUR VOTES PLEASE! PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEN GO AND VOTE FOR ME! www.sexygirlbutts.com/bikini-of-the-week
Random Thoughts & Rants
I found this list a few yrs back & dropped it in a folder online, knowing one day i would want to post it in a blog. i added a cpl of my own. but generally these are the words i try live by and are important to me...enjoy! 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you," mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but
Sex Quiz
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Wtf!!!
So far this site has been fun, but I have finaly got a shithead that has reported one of my pics as NSFW. I thought this was a adult site for adults.. The pic they reported as art you can go see in a fuckin museum... Its not porn.. I love all art in all forms and I think it helps open hearts and minds.. Why would anyone hate on art?? I listen to things and see things I prefer to enjoy.. The things I dont care for then I turn off, or dont look at.. This is our 1st amendment right.. This right is one of the things I love about this country.. This is why many men and women have died on battle fronts around the world for us to have such rights.. And as with anything everyone tries to enjoy, it only takes one asshole to fuck it up for everybody.. People grow up, and excercise your right to walk away, turn it off, dont look, but dont hate on the freedom for anyone to express themselves as they see fit.. I dont send these pics out to people. They look at their own concious choice, and they ca
You Are 91% Fuckable!
You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How Sexual Are You?
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky90% A Sicko60% A WUSS !!10% Average10% How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com
I Don't Care!
You Are 30% Bitchy You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them! How Bitchy Are You? "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? We're people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'l
To All My Freinds On Ct
I am looking for a girls name Kelly Ann Mitchell and Kimmie Ann Mitchell sister born to Michael Mitchel and Linda Vitallie in New Jersey on Nov. 21 1977 and Nov. 19 0r 20 1978. They have a brother name Tony and sister Angela. If you happen to know these people will you please contact me. This is very important for me to find them for my dad. He has been looking for them sent they where 5 and now we are tring once again by use of the internet. So if you know them or if you are them please contact me. On my space my yahoo is firefly_n_hell@yahoo.com or lizardlady28@hotmail.com. I am getting married in a week and I would love to have them here. Please help me!!!!!!! I am doing much better. The surgey was good. I should be back in a few weeks. My Computer has crashed so I will be offline for afew days up to a few weeks. So if you read this and you talk to meor comment me alot and I dont answer this is way. I will let you know when I am up and running again. Love you guys.
Stuff
Domestic abuse by a spouse or intimate partner knows no age or ethnic boundaries. Domestic abuse can occur during a relationship or after a relationship has ended. The victims of domestic violence and spousal abuse are five to eight times more likely to be women than men. However, men can also be the victims of domestic abuse. A common pattern of domestic abuse is that the perpetrator alternates between violent, abusive behavior and apologetic behavior with apparently heartfelt promises to change. The abuser may even be very pleasant most of the time. Therein lies the perpetual appeal of the abusing partner and why many people are unable to leave the abusive relationship. However the psychological and physical dangers of staying in an abusive relationship are severe. The first step in ending the misery is recognition that the situation is abusive. Then you can seek help. Domestic abuse between spouses or intimate partners is when one person in the relationship tries to control t
My New Name Is.........
OK.....take a minute and laugh!! MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Pr ofes sor Poopypants, by
A Poem To Give You Goosebumps
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys
Sears Supports Our Military Let's Support Them
Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up... Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. Suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. Pass it on. Decided to check this before I sent it forward. So I sent the following e-mail to the Sears Customer Service Department: Received this e-mail and I would like to know if it is true. If it is, the Internet may have
Women In Midlife Lmao
For the YOUNG ONES… read the very last part of this and you will understand why I sent this (other than I SURE do not want to gain 10 pounds)! As for those of us that can reflect on some of these situations… ENJOY!!!! ***************************************************************************************** If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds k I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-l
What 50 Years Can Do
See what 50 years can do? Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956- Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006- School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1956- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006- Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1956- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006- Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a z
Oh Hell Yeah.........
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for
Will You?
I have a guest book in my profile..If you haven't already ,will you sign it? If ya have already, spank you ~hugs~ As a few of you may know I am only on once a week for a few more months or,, weeks.. Since looking back. I figured I have lost contact to most of you.. And either we barely speak to each other or only few times and that was it. So next week to all the ones that are on my friends list(except some new/recent ones) I will be going through my list and deleting some. If you want to be kept on it.. let me know.. If not.. don't bother I guess. If you have to think more than a week to figure out..(that's part of the why bother) Will be sad but,,sorry... I am on here for friends and family sorry,, Was at a stage I was looking for points, but will come out of it?Adding people just for points? I say if your funny make me laugh.. If you want a conversation. Pick a subject. If you just want to be silly..I can try to be that. I am a good friend for those who want one I may n
Usa
Oh Hell Yeah One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight,for not only our own freedoms but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday, on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly," Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped forwa
Beware Of Hackers
views: 19 comments: 5 ratings: 0 This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log o
True American
A woman was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, She received a call from the doctor's office to tell her that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. She had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so she didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, she like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time she wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, she rushed upstairs, threw off her pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave herself a quick wash in that area to make sure she was at least presentable. she threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to her appointment. She was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when she was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure we all do, she hoppe
Bored
Why Women Are Smarter Than Men..lol
Estate Planning 101 When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much smarter than men.
Tick Removal
> Please forward to anyone with children. or hunters, etc!! thanks! > > A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And > it really works!! > > I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove > a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's > sometimes difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle > of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a > cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and let it > stay on the repulsive insect for a few seconds (15-20), after which the > tick will come out on it's own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you > lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and > that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and > easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this > would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for > advice because
Somethings
and the newest one SO COME AND TRY US OUT. ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND YOU COULD BE ENJOYING SOME UNFORGETTABLE FORBIDDEN PLEASURES. ALL THE PEOPLE IN HERE ARE THE FRIENDLIEST ON CHERRY TAP. YOU COULD BE LISTENING TO THE FASTEST GROWING STATION ON THE INTERNET AND HAVING FUN WITH THE IN CROWD. DON'T BE SHY WE ARE ALL OUT TO HAVE A BLAST. COME AND ENJOY THE FRIENDLIEST CROWD AND ATMOSPHERE. YOU KNOW IT IS THE THING TO DO
Remy's This Friday, 7/13/2007
Welfare
POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobb
Need Advise
Ok, this is to all the guys out there that have girlfriends/wives. Why do you need to go on a site and flirt with people who you'll prob never meet if you have someone at home who you say you are happy with????? Not to mention the fact that that person didnt even know that you belonged to that site... Why would you lie abt something like that? Does it make you feel like a real man to know thst youre getting away with something that your girl has no idea abt???? WTF??? And then ignore her when she finds you on here and messages you.... I really dont get it? Is it because the girl youre living with and marrying next year isnt good enough for you? Or is it that it's just easier to get off to people who would never want anything to do with you anyway, so you pretend to have some sort of "dellusional realationship" with them with no strings attached? I really dont understand... Could someone please enlighten me???? Thanks...Oh, and Sean, if you read this, you better reply!!
How Men Choose A Wife Lol
Chosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money. The first did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new mak e up and bought several new outfits to dress up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man was impressed. The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to sav
Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be "THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sinful dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? The wife replied, "The f****ing funeral director would be my first guess."
How The Phone Should Be Answered In America
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldie
Tired
please help me gain more points to get tothe next level. i have been at the present one for over 3weeks and i have been trying but i need help more stuff to my ct. if u think so then add me, rate me, comment me. then i will i need some help getting points. plz help me. comment my pics, rate me, send me gifts, and everything you can. if you do i will help u out
The Fireman
In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible..The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix .. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possible to give her six-year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine. Firem
Things A True Boyfriend Does
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S
3 Little Pigs Lol
The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want iced tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want tea, lots and lots of iced tea," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want more tea, lots a nd lots of iced tea," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," but why have you only ordered
Welfare Recipient Lmao
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi ... you know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "your timing is just excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary will be $300,000. per year." The guy, wide eyed, says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."
How Ct Profiles Get Hacked.
How Your CT Profile Gets Hacked *****IMPORTANT INFO INSIDE****** This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a se
K.o.w. Morphs + Friends
' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Awesome New Kingdom of Wolves Morphs Created,by our very Own Master Morpher,SpiritWolf,Here are His Various Morphs. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Here are New Kingdom Morphs an Friends of The Kingdom of Wolves. a>
A.w.o.l.
Just wanted to let all my friends out there know that I am still around and kicking but am going to be away for a while as We are moving and I am going to be busy packing and moving and STUFF !!!!! Hopefully I will be back by the end of the month !!! Miss everyone and hopefully I will be back SOON !!!!! Russell Hello all: Sorry to have dropped of the face of the earth as I did but between computer problems and the constant pain I have just not been at the computer for any period of time.I was feeling a little bit better today so I thought I would at least let you know that I am still here !!!!! I might not be on as much as before but maybe from time to time I can log on and say hi... I also wanted all of my friends to know that I have missed talking and spending time with you but I just needed to rest some !!!! So for now if you catch me on and want to yell feel free !!!!!If I am here I will answer but I will not be around as much as I was before !!!!!
Do You Know What If Feels Like When One Of Your Children Needs Help And You Can't Get It For Them?
The Cold Within
Ok.. this is one of my favorite poems~ Author Unknown The Cold Within Six humans trapped by happenstance in the bleak and bitter cold.. each possessed a stick of wood or so the stories told.. their dying fire in need of logs the first man held his back, for of the faces around the fire he noticed one was black The next man set in tattered clothes, he gave his coat a hitch.. why should his log be put to use to warm the idle rich The rich man sat back and thought of the wealth he had in store and how to keep what he had earned from the lazy shiftless poor The next man sitting cross the way saw one not of his church and couldn't bring himself to give the fire his stick of birch The black mans face bespoke revenge as the fire passed from his sight for all he saw in his stick of wood was a chance to spite the white Their logs held tight in deaths still hands is proof of human sin They didn't die from the cold without.. They died from the cold within
Thank You "private Nurse" For Sharing This!
JUST SO WE CAN REMEMBER WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE STAND FOR Subject: How the phone should be answered...... Rules for the phone. How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA . Press "1" for English. Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree......keep it going
What Amedeo And You Must Think Also!
IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely comprised of descendants of immigrants.However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has
Circus Tricks
go vote for my ink in this tattoo contest http://fubar.com/images.php?u=837718&albumid=484896 i'm walking a tightrope and my mind is drunk clouded with thoughts of past, present, and future my body sways back and forth between bad and worse have to stay steady have to keep my balance no focus, no drive, the rope goes on forever no end in sight no safety harness no prize waiting on the platform no net below to catch me if i lose control i use the angel and devil on my shoulders to balance me but they're too busy fighting i cant make both of them happy i cant make anyone happy some want to see me fall and some want to see me make it but everyone wants to watch me struggle like a baby taking its first steps everyone watches the humility of me balancing on this thin line some say run faster some say slow down, one step at a time but no one really knows no one ever really tries to make it all the way the end is u
My Dad
My Dad was admitted into the hospital last night. I am worried about him, not sure what all the problems are yet but when I know I will keep you updated. On the bright side my brother was able to get emergency leave from Iraq for our family emergency so he will be here soon. I am looking forward to seeing him! I have been so worried about him and have missed him alot. I ask all my friends to please pray for my Dad. Hopefully your prayers and thoughts will help and his stubbornness will pull him through. Thank you Simmer
Hell Hole
I cry myself to sleep at night sometimes My pillow soaked with tears Because it seems that I am worthless And my happiness is drowned by my fears It seems as if you all hate me Like my whole network wants me to die Deep inside I know it’s true I fake a smile for my lie I cover my eyes whenever I’m around you I bury my head between my knees To hide from you the pain I feel That spreads throughout me like a disease I’ve been along so many paths They all take me the same way It feels like the world is my predator Feeding on me as their prey I thought there was more to this life Than being smothered with all this pain The pain that I know I give everyone Is the reason I’m growing insane I wish I weren’t such a screw up And that I don’t live for very long Simply because I fucked up too many times And how everything I do is wrong So, to everyone who’s listening I’m ending
Burning Calories
Burning Calories... Current mood: horny Burning Calories… Giving Head messages jaw while burning 32 calories. **Swallowing is like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. The American Dental Association says semen cuts through plaque better than mouth wash, so suck dick and save a smile.** Having Sex burns 358 calories. Having Rough Sex (make it hurt) burns 543 calories. Taking Partners clothes off with their consent burns 12 calories. Taking Partners clothes off without their consent burns 187 calories. Taking off her bra with two hands burns 8 calories. Taking off her bra with one hand burns 12 calories. Taking off her bra with mouth burns 85 calories. Putting on Protection while hard burns 6 calories. Putting on Protection while soft burns 315 calories. (this ones gotta suck!!) Looking for target during foreplay burns 8 calories. Finding G spot during foreplay burns 92 calorie
Gotta Love Cops
I just have to vent off steam. I want to know if I am the only female that think cops are way too hot. Is it the uniform and attitude? I ain't no groupie and yes some do not fit the bill but the ones that do..Holy Shisters. Any other person feel this way. Guys you can say how you feel about chick cops!!!
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls
To All The Guys Who Look Past The Nice Girls I'm sorry that I opened up to you, and told you that I really liked you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect, and that I don't sleep with every guy that comes around. I'm sorry that my body's not perfect enough to 'satisfy' your wants. I'm sorry that I'm not 'hot'enough, to be your lady. I'm sorry that I'm actually nice, and not a bitch. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of going out. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry that I am there to comfort you, When you and your new girl got in a fight. I'm sorry if I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when a hotter girl catches your eye. I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you whine about how badly
Whateva
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How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those Who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened In a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, Please forward this story on to others So that our nation and people around the world Will know about those who laughed When they found out about the tragic events In New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery To a convenience store in a California town Named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred In New York when he entered the business To find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval And support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, Called his boss and told him Of the very upsetting event! < /SPAN> He didn't feel he could be in that store with those Horrible people. His boss asked him, 'Do you think you could go in th
All I Need Is A Rate
could all my friends and fans go rate this pic please. u don't have to leave any comments unless u want to thanx and i hope u all have a great day
Marine Corps
February 11 is the day I went to MEPS in Montgomery, AL. I enlisted into the Marine Corps for a minimum of 5 years. I acquired the MOS of Avionic Electrition. I scored a 57 on the ASVAB. I plan to leave for Parris Island, SC in August but there is a complication with that I believe I just broke my rist so it will have to be delayed a month or so! I love the Marine Corps...Semper Fidelis!
Day To Day
My Sensual Side.....
who thought that that move was bad i watch it it was more about a strip club the wristling qustion why dose love take every ounce of strenth u have A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and he has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really sho
Cfl Game 2
please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day. please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day. please everyone, rate these 6 pics a 10, luv 2 all of u. hope u have a great day.
Bitchology
Bitchology When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am ! and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to defuse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me
Be Truthful
NEED SOME HELP TO RATE, PLEASE ADD ME .. MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL ARE THEY ALL LOOKIN JUST TO GET A PIECE???? I'M SO SICK OF THAT, I WANT SOMEONE WHO CARES.. NOT JUST LOOKI FOR A HOOK UP.. ARE THERE ANY GOOD GUYS LEFT IN THIS WORLD??????? COME ON LADIES LETS SEE HOW MANY THINK SIZE MATTERS OR THE WAY HE USES IT MATTERS,
Recent News For Dying Regret
Come out and join us while we celebrate with our Drummer, Mike at the Jumping Turtle! We've made headlines online! Please check us out and buy our cd while the limited run edition of The Price of Human Ruin is available! www.cdbaby.com has this to say: Got twenty minutes to spare for some "unrelenting orchestrated destruction with beautiful overtones of pain?" Sure you do. While the world continues to be helplessly saturated with metalcore bands that all claim to be poised and ready to rip your ears off with their unrelenting assault, few seem to actually be able to cut the mustard. This EP makes a strong case for why this San Diego five piece might be one of the groups worth paying attention to. Heavy on the riffs but not dependent on them, these songs are fast and slyly sophisticated, throwing in hits and breaks that add a real variation to the structure of the rhythms. The drums may be the real backbone here, cranking into double time with ease and almost toying with the
Life
My day couldn't get any worse ... Im supposed to be meeting up with Brian (My CT boyfriend)..but insted i have his Aunt calling me and buggin out because shes afraid im going to hurt him... Hello!! I'm 5'5 ... He's 5'11 .. how could i possibley do him any harm.. Then i got yelled at for having a friend thats male.. and because i have a picture of me licking his face... Cuz thats against the law apperently... I can't stand it when people who have never spoken to me before judge me ... because of that picture and because i where low cut shirts im not "LADY LIKE" and I don't act proper... Yet he has nude pictures but thats okay .. U know what i mean? At least im covered up .. im not walking around with my nipple hanging out or anything .. so basicly shes calling me a slut .. but what i wear i wear to work .. So if they accept it in an Elementary School System then it must not be to bad huh? Yeah thats what i thought too ... ON top of that she threatened me!! That she would hurt me if anyt
My True Feelings
WELL THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG IN CT AND ITS MOST LIKELY A PRETTY DUMB ONE BUT WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T LIKE DON'T READ IT WITCH I KNOW MOST WON'T ANYHOW.... WELL I PUT MY HEART OUT THERE AGAIN FOR A VERY SPECIAL GUY I FELL FOR ALL HIS WORDS TELLING ME HOW HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE AND HOW HE WOULD WAIT AS LONG AS IT TOOK TO GET MY LIFE IN ORDER SO WE COULD BE TOGEATHER THINGS WERE GREAT (I THOUGHT) WELL HE WENT AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS PROMISED HES CALL OR CATCH ME ON HERE EVERYDAY (HUMM MAYBE HEARD FROM HIM TWICE) I WROTE TO HIM I CALLED HIM AND LEFT MESSAGES EVERYDAY BUT HE NEVER RETURNED ANYTHING WELL HE DID TWICE SAYING IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE OK TO JUST HOLD ON TILL HE GOT HOME NOT TO GIVE UP ON HIM SO LIKE A FOOL I SAT HERE AND THOUGHT ABOUT NOTHING BUT HIM DAY AND NIGHT AND FELL FOR HIM MORE AND MORE WELL HES BACK NOW AND I HAVE STILL NOT HEARD FROM HIM I GEUSS IT WAS ALL A DREAM AND I JUST WOKE UP I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE AS BAD AS HE SAID HE WANTED TO BE WITH ME WOULDN
Party
Body: T'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles: "yeah i fucked her..... so? "FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS" "I admit I sucked his dick " "BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" "I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN" "OkAy, So i ChEaTeD On HiM LaSt NiGhT...SoOo" ''Baby I want you back, im sorry '' "Just to settle all the rumors... yes i did" "i am the walrus"=/ okay i added that one [charlotte] BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2yrs Body: T'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will: * have someone fall in love with you * find a $20.00 bill on the ground * make-out with the person you like * find the love you always wanted BUT...first you will have to repost this w
Funny
Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp each holding a sign. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife &6 kids to support. Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico" Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a lar
The One
The One (Incomplete) By Clinton C. Ferguson Before knowing if the other person is indeed the one that you’re meant to be with, you must first know who you are. Knowing who oneself is allows you to understand what love truly means to yourself and the difference between what is wanted and what is needed to be in love and to love someone completely. This takes time, patience, and experience. Time: to contemplate on your own hart. Patience: that eventually, even if briefly, the one you are meant to be with will be found. Experience: learning through past relationships what will be the correct course of action when that particular person is found. Contemplation is necessary to bring about proper change in life and the best way to seek this level of love. Once that is completely followed through you are ready even if they are not. If the latter is evident then passive perseverance is highly suggested. Allowing the other person to discover all of these things out for themselve
Wiccan Things
Bide the Wiccan Laws we must In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust. Live and let live, Fairly take and fairly give. Cast the Circle thrice about To keep the evil spirits out. To bind the spell every time Let the spell be spake in rhyme. Soft of eye and light of touch, Speak but little, listen much. Deosil go by waxing moon, Chanting out the Witches' Rune. Widdershins go by waning moon, Chanting out the baneful rune. When the Lady's moon is new, Kiss thy hand to Her, times two. When the moon rides at her peak, Then your heart's desire seek. Heed the North wind's mighty gale, Lock the door and drop the sail. When the wind comes from the South, Love will kiss thee on the mouth. When the wind blows from the West, Departed souls will have no rest. When the wind blows from the East, Expect the new and set the feast. Nine woods in the cauldron go, Burn them fast and burn them slow. Elder be the Lady's tree, Burn it
Single And Down
Angry Santa Rants
want one? Who cares? no one reads any of this My mumm its sinfull nature is rightfully gone,FUBAR is the greatest place known to man, those in charge are no less then gods decended from the heavens to give us this wonderfull site, everyone here is blessed to be apart of this living miracle,no doubt in due time fubar will deliver to cure for famine,all known viruses,a working solution for the economy and more, my last mumm was blasphamy and i want to repent my sinfull way's please forgive me of my sins oh great fubar gods. mumm question Isn't fubar just a basket full of puppies on a unicorn riding a rainbow kinds of fantastic?
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The Cost Of A Solider
The Cost of a Soldier A True Soldier is tough indeed standing tall and strong when there is a need A Soldier also feels sadness, pain, and sorrow Sometimes not looking forward to the trials of tomorrow When a Soldier is wounded in battle the nerves of his buddies it does rattle When news reaches friends and family at home how their worries and minds begin to roam A wounded Soldier feels inadequate at best stopping him from much needed healing rest A wounded Soldiers wonders will he ever be alright, trusting in God that he'll make it through the night. When a Soldier is wounded far beyond repair the loss and pain felt can not compare The Cost of a Soldier is set so very high they assure our freedom will always apply To stand beside a Soldier and walk through his pain will humble a civilian, no longer to complain Love, patience, trust and hope is what a Soldier needs to get them through some very treacherous deeds Dear Lord please watch over our Military
Just Me
Hey people just wanted to lat you all know that I am still alive and kicking.Lost my DSL for the time being and have to use dial up which really sucks.So I will try to get on here every so often just to check in and see if anything is new. Love ya all, Denise
July 10th
I WANT TO LET THE FAMILY KNOW DUE TO THE RECENT ISSUES I HAVE HAD IN REGARDS WITH MY EX AND MY SON I WAS TOLD I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOME RIGHT NOW...I WILL TRY TO COME ON EVERY COUPLE DAYS OR SO IF I CAN GET ONLINE...WHILE I AM NOT ABLE TO BE ONLINE I AM LEAVING BOTH CANDYRAIN AND CHERRY IN CHARGE...PLEASE SHOW THEM YOUR RESPECT... Thank You Rubia
Hacker Info
This is how your site gets hacked....You will be surfing your page and reading the add requests. You may see a profile that you like. Then you may decide to add that person so you do. Very soon after you add this person you will probably go to post a comment. Then what happens is you will get a message that says YOU MUST BE LOGGED ON TO PREFORM THIS ACTION ...... DON'T DO IT! This is how they get your password...Trust me Immediately close your browser then Log back in. If you had paid attention as I do you will notice two things that are dead giveaways. The first one is how many times you have been viewed. I reset to Zero after every session so for me it was easy. Ninety Nine views in 30 seconds- NO way.Then the other thing is when the Fake Login page does come up. Look at the URL in the bar and you will see the word redirect in it. I hope you all post and repost this over and over. NEVER RE-LOG ON During a session Close Out and RE-Log on the proper way
Funny, Take A Look
1991 xj6 sov. 117,000 miles looks,runs,and drives great forest green with tan leather all power and moon roof blue book on this sweet ride is 5,700.00 asking 4,500.00 or best offer. A real MUST SEE. This is a story about four people named everybody,somebody,anybody nobody. there was an important job to do,everybody was asked to do it, everybody was sure that somebody would do it. anybody would have done it but nobody did it, somebody got angry because it was everybody's job. everybody thought anybody would do it but nobody realized that everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that everybody blamed somebody when nobody did what anybody could have done. 5280 to go to level..
My Fears....
I was once a damn good Sax player...and this song puts into words my own personal fears.... I was once the 4th best Sax player in the state of Florida and the 2nd Best in Hillsborough County here in Florida.... I was also in the best HS Jazz Band as well.... I ended up joining the Army after HS to be a musician and I screwed myself by not studying for my Theory classes and placing too much faith in my playing abilities and "flunked" out of the Army and havent played much since.. I guess Im afraid of failure like the guy in this video and being laughed at.... It was true in my case...I had a "pearl in the shell" under my nose and I never realized it... Such is life...You make mistakes...and I regret that I never did something with my musical ability...

Love is what everyone has some show it and some dont why does the sound of love make someone happy but at the same time it hurts.. It hurts to loose the person you love you think what did i do wrong? why me god? No one really knows how to appreciate the person they have right next to them and in their hearts until their gone forever.. i wonder why? Have you ever met that special someone that makes your mind spin whirl and twirl.. A special person the kind that can take away all the pain that your in That kind of person that jus comes along and wipes away ur tears and holds u and says im here for u forever and when they say it u know they mean it cause they look you in the eyes to make sure you know they mean it... That kind of person that jus makes u feel like a kid again when ur with them... Like no care in the world jus happyness and Joy... All of a sudden the minuet u think about them it makes ur heart beat even faster... In ur mind u jus kno they are the one and that u te
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What Causes Cystic Fibrosis
What Causes Cystic Fibrosis? Cystic fibrosis (CF) is caused by a defect in a gene called the cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator (CFTR) gene. This gene makes a protein that controls the movement of salt and water in and out of the cells in your body. In people with CF, the gene does not work effectively. This causes the thick, sticky mucus and very salty sweat that are the main features of CF. Each of us inherits two CFTR genes, one from each parent. Children who inherit an abnormal CFTR gene from each parent will have CF. Children who inherit an abnormal CFTR gene from one parent and a normal CFTR gene from the other parent will not have CF. They will be CF carriers. CF carriers: Usually have no symptoms of CF Live normal lives Can pass the abnormal CFTR gene on to their children When two CF carriers have a baby, the baby has a: One in four chance of inheriting two abnormal CFTR genes and having CF. One in four chance of inheriting two norma
Bored
subject: BEWBS received: 09/19/2008 10:45 am replied: no block this member Flag as spam LOVE TO KNOW WHAT TO DO TO SEE THIS FOLDER What should I tell him????? sorry, bored as fvck Besos Hey yall :P well Ive been gone for a month, I was in Alabama all of July (yikes) Me and my daughter went and stayed with my brother and fiance (they both work together out of town). Let me tell you, those people are SOOOO different, I was in southern Alabama, almost at the Florida line and let me tell ya, it was like a different country!!!! This one guy asked me where I was from and I told him Atlanta, and he said, "I like your accent" LMFAO!!!! But I just wanted to let you all know that I have missed ya bunches, so if you were wondering where the hell I have been, now ya know! I hope everyone is having a great weekend and has a good week!! Take care, ~Alexis Lyrics In English I cry for you (ENRIQUE IGLESIAS) "lloro por
What A Girl (me) Wants
so yeah the last one was a long list... but it is the little things that count in life.... and here's some more *if we're both "speds"... just laugh.... *someone who will brush the hair out of my face just to touch me... * someone who plays with my hair when i'm laying across your lap watching a movie... *someone who can laugh at my friends as much as i do... *someone who wouldn't mind staying the night just to sleep next to me once in a while... *a guy who if he wants it comes n gets it... the surprise and the agressiveness is a big turn on.... *a guy who isn't upset that i smoke even though you may not smoke what i do... * kiss me on the forehead.... *a guy who drops in purely to see how i am feeling when i'm sick.. (i'd do it for you).... *a guy who would leave a note on my car at work when i'm inside....maybe a flower too? daisies!!! * a guy who calls me beautiful (and means it).... * a guy who would be brave enough to let me shave his face...(trust me... it's an ex
Original Creepy Vs The Dancing Baby Picture
Life
www.hostdrjack.comHost Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE! IN LOVING MEMORY OF SWEET THING'S BROTHER "JOEY" WE LOVE YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH AND YOUR FAITH STRONG. When I dream under skies so blue I think about my life with you The life we made the love we share The lonely moments when your not there The time apart does some good Keeps love strong the way it should Our children smile and love to play With mom and dad they love to stay They say we're cool and lots of fun Although their lives have just begun So in my heart you'll always stay No matter that you are far away I love you more and more today Would love to show yon in brand new ways So smile my love for I am here In my heart you're alway dear I'll never leave from by your side I'll smile and keep up with a long stride So keep me close and love me more I'll see you on God's golden shore.
Get Along Little Dbs
Embarkation Area
You've probably been wondering what Creepy does with all the DBs that he hunts down and rounds up. Well, it depends. One of the problems with disposing of them is that if you simply bury them, they pollute the ground and the water supply for miles around. If you throw them in the ocean, they kill all the sea life in the vicinity. Burning them is one of the best ways to minimize the adverse impact on the environment, but even then toxic fumes are released and a very smelly ash becomes airborne and settles on things for a much greater distance around. Very high intensity flame and a system of afterburners to scrub the smoke helps with this problem, though. One of the best solutions that Creepy has found is to simply blast them into outer space. Unfortunately, the cost of doing this is prohibitive. Creepy was lucky enough last year to make a good deal on three used rocket ships that were scheduled to be cut up for scrap. He got them working to the point that he could be assured
Abcs
A is for attacking the phone everytime it rings. Even if it means sleeping with the handset or nearly careening off the highway trying to reach your phone in your purse on the floor...in case it is your soldier calling. B is for boxes. Packing them, unpacking them, shipping them, receiving them, using them to store precious letters... A Military Wife handles a lot of boxes. C is for cheering your head off when your soldier finally comes home from that LOOONNNGGG deployment!!! D is for deployments, and the deployments that extend. E is for the Excitement you feel when you know he is coming very soon after being away for a LONGGGGG time!! F is for the friendships that come and go due to moving every three years, and for those that last a lifetime no matter what the distance. G is for the Good friends you will meet despite knowing them for a short span of time. H is for the helpful hands that come when they are needed. I is for IRAQ, the nastiest 4 letter
Camp Creepy
Creepy has a very logical, scientific mind, and, beyond that, he's a master strategist when it comes to waging war, so he realizes how important it is to know one's enemy. Both as a matter of scientific curiosity and a means of gathering potentially useful wartime intelligence, Creepy established Camp Creepy, where randomly selected captured DBs are sent to be observed and analyzed. As can be seen, it is pleasant, well-kept-up, albeit tightly secured little encampment, nestled deep in a valley in some remote mountain range. Most of the resident DBs have been here for months, and when they are not being studied in the main laboratory building, all they do all day long is dance around in an endless circular conga line. Each of their little huts has a television set, but not one of them has ever watched, except when clips of teens dancing to top ten hits are piped in over the closed system. But even then their watching quickly gives way to getting out of bed and joining in the da
Everyone Should Have A Hobby
Creepy is always trying to find ways to make practical, maybe even commercially viable use of the otherwise useless, totally worthless DB. Here, he was thinking that he might be able to combine one of his hobbies, woodworking, with the goal of turning out a product that people would want to hang on the walls of their dens or over the fireplaces in their living rooms. What he had in mind was mounting heavily lacquered DB heads in a wide range of attractive designer colors on wooden plaques. He knew, of course, that there would be little market for any other part of a DB, since everything below the neck has been too close to the diaper for too long. He produced about 500 such plaques, which were made available to the paying public for a small price through a chain of fast-food hamburger outlets. The response was disappointing, however. Less than half of the plaques were sold. The hamburger chain then ran a promotion around the idea of giving them away for nothing, but got almos
Grease Or Gum?
By now, you know that one of the thorniest problems that plagues DB-slayers is finding satisfactory ways of disposing of their pestilent carcasses. The most effective, environmentally sound method is incineration by high intensity flame, but it always seems to Creepy that we may be missing a bet by not finding other, more practical uses for this most plentiful of potential resources. To this end, he is always experimenting with new ways of getting rid of DBs. Every time he happens upon a new setting, he asks himself if and how it might benefit from the use of DBs. This is a case in point. The other day he visited a manufacturing plant that relies heavily on the smooth, problem-free operation of a network of large gears. He was shocked when he heard how much a year the plant spends on gear-lubricating grease alone Of course, it immediately occurred to him that maybe DBs could be used as a cheap source of lubricant, so he came back the next day to see if he couldn't answer the
Creepy's Dance-a-thon
Creepy has a very inventive mind, and he puts it to frequent good use in coming up with new and innovative ways to remove DBs. When he gets a good idea, he never skimps on the funding, nor does he balk at putting in whatever time and effort are needed to see it through to realization. This was one of his more ambitious projects, but, as you can see, it was well worth the considerable investment that he made in it. Not only does it attract thousands of DBs to their deaths every week, there is nothing quite like it if you're in the mood for an evening of non-stop laughter. What could be more amusing than watching a dance floor full of dumb DBs as they dance perilously around. close to, and finally right into holes providing access to an ultra-modern, super-efficient DB-burner that takes up the entire lower floor? Many people who come to the Dance-A-Thons get a kick out of wagering money on which of two DBs will be the first to dance into a hole. You should hear them shriek with
Packing Plant
At The Annual Creepy Clones Convention
Tears
Strafing Hard-to-get-at Dbs
Cool Videos
Totally Happy Is Crazy.
I just got 2 messages from people saying this girl is saying we are stalkers. This woman is crazy. She has me mixed up with someone else. I am no stalker and I don't know who would want to stalk her butt anyways. I just want my friends to know out there to watch out for this person named Totally Happy. She is some crazy B@#%^.
I Need Bombs Ppl
ok to everyone on my list i am married and i am not going anywhere and if u dont like please remove from your list ..i am only on fubar too have fun and make friends ..so please stop running your mouths and assuming things when u dont have a fucking clue ...thank you and to all those who choice to stay friends hugs and kisses i love you all http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=148303&albumid=440409&i=3469914674 come show baby boy some love we need bombers.........http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=606666&albumid=510914&i=1350598998
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Fill Out And Email To Me
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A 13.)Q. What would we do if we were stuck in an elevator? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A. 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would i
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Why Not
Have u ever wondered why in a world where it is crucial for u to be yourself there are so many people tryin to be someone else.......why be fake in a world where the only thing that counts is who you really are!! One of my favorite quotes is "In a world where you can be anybody, be yourself"
Signs And Symptoms
Cystic Fibrosis Symptoms The signs and symptoms of cystic fibrosis vary, depending on how severe the disease is and the degree of bacterial infection. Almost always, a cough is present. Cough is usually worse in the morning and after exertion and usually produces very thick, yellow-, green-, tan-, or brown-colored mucus. The most common symptoms are: very salty-tasting skin; persistent coughing, wheezing or pneumonia; excessive appetite but poor weight gain; and bulky stools. To understand cystic fibrosis symptoms a bit better, you need to know that sweat cools the body and that mucus lubricates the respiratory, digestive, and reproductive systems, and prevents tissues from drying out, protecting them from infection. People with cystic fibrosis lose excessive amounts of salt when they sweat, which can upset the balance of minerals in the blood, causing abnormal heart rhythms, shock, and other life-threatening symptoms. Patients with cystic fibrosis accumulate the thick mucus in
Does This Sound Like You
Your Name: Age: Favorite color: Are you a virgin: Phone number: Location: Height: Hair color/style: How many piercings/tattoos: THE FUN..... Are we friends?: Do you have a crush on me?: Would you kissme?: With tongue?: Would you enjoy it: Would you ever ask me out: Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?: Would you bandage my wounds?: Would you take care of me when I'm sick?: Do you want to tell me something you couldn't before?: Would you walk on the beach with me?: If you heard a rumor about me would you defend me?: Do you /have you talked shit about me?: Do you think I'm a good person?: Would you let me sleep with you(in the same bed)?: Would you support ALL my life descisions?: Do you think I'm cute?: If you could change anything about me would you?: Would you have sex with me?: Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?: Will you post this so I can fill it out?: What do you rate me outta 1-10?: What do you think of my;Personality:
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TO WHOEVER IS TRYING TO TALK TO ME IN SHOUT BOX I HEAR THE NOISES BUT NOTHING IS COMMING THROUGH HERE ARE RUNNERS ON CONTEST REM THERE ARE JUST TWO WINNERS ANF HERE IS THE TOP ONES SO FAR ~REBELBREED~ WITH 6203 COMMENTS +AGENT SMITH+ WITH 4801 COMMENTS ~karma~ WITH 4753 COMMENTS ~CHAN812CREW~ WITH 1183 COMMENTS GOOD LUCK TO ALL ITS GETTING CLOSER
Puberty
http://www.break.com/index/the-puberty-pals.html heck this site out
Random
A Japanese explanation about the small arrow on your computer monitor. How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when you move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? The mystery is finally solved. Now, through the miracle of high technology, you can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes visible. Click on the link below and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download an d, when it appears , slowly move your mouse over the light gray circle and you will see how the magic of the arrow is revealed. http://www.1-click.jp/ Rules of living in the Houston area. Rules of Houston , H-Town, 3rd Coast, Bayou City , The Dirty 3rd, or whatever you wanna call it... 1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Hue-stun," not "Ewe-stun", or "house-tun" Oh yea, the street is pronounced "San Phil-ee-pay" not "San Phil-eep" ( San Feli
Airway Clearance
Airway Clearance Techniques Airway clearance techniques (ACTs) are treatments that help people with cystic fibrosis (CF) stay healthy and breathe easier. ACTs loosen thick, sticky lung mucus so it can be cleared by coughing or huffing. Clearing the airways reduces lung infections and improves lung function. There are many ACTs. Most are easy to do. For infants and toddlers, ACTs can be done by almost anyone. Older kids and adults can do their own ACTs. ACTs are often used with other treatments, like inhaled bronchodilators and antibiotics. Bronchodilators should be taken before or with ACTs to open airways. Inhaled antibiotics should be taken after ACTs to treat opened airways. Your CF care team will help you choose the best ACT and other treatments. Each year, review and update your routine with your CF care team. The Lungs Mucus How does mucus move out of the lungs? Airway Clearance Techniques Coughing Chest Physical Therapy (CPT or Chest PT) or Postural Drainage
Senior Dating
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me tw
Insomnia
I now have red paint all over myself, but the shelf looks pretty. I've been busy all day, and my brenda is sitting in my lap.all is well. I had a dream of you last night darling. It was wonderful. I miss you so much. PLease visit again. I love you xoxoxoxoxo forever yours, Stacie I'm sorry If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry... my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not white enough for you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. If I'm too short for you. I'm sorry.. If i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry.. If my hair isn't just the way you like it. I'm sorry.. If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't a
Notihng Else Matters!!!!!!
love one love two Love one love two its dont matter, love is love no matter what or whom it is. taken by heart taken by soul taken from it all its all love, no matter whatever comes of it love is love and i love you for you and who you have become in my place i call my LIFE Taken with love taken with life im all here and im all there always remember that, i care i love and i always WILL care and LOVE you and i will always trust u for whom u are and what u mean to me MY LOVE Nothing else matter anymore i see life i see things that i havent ever seen before... sitting and thinking and thinking i wont give up on things that i know in my heart are true and mean the world to me and others dont like it then oh well i dont need the lil petty ass bullshit no ways.... My poem above has many meanings and many thoughts into it. When its thought about because love one love two is all parts of life and makeing things work all for the greater good and taken
My Mini Series...
We learn through every process of life, but no one is the same everyone has pain in a diverse ways – everyone will feel it eventually – excavating within them! – Who can identify the other persons feelings really, or way of being? We’re constantly changing, and we can’t stop it, the change makes us unusual. We grow, whether we face the low levels of downfall, or the up scales of rising, it doesn’t matter which one we get first. If ur at a crisis, u may not realize it until its all over – or you may realize that u are not at a stable moment, but you sure as hell don’t think u need any help. Which only brings u to ur sad realization of ur stupid life that u brought urself into because of course, it’s from ur own poor choices – but hey, if u have the balls to think that ur better then the shit whole of life that ur living in – it would be an upside to the scary reality! Which states furthermore that u have hope indeed! That’s a reason why we all keep trying –
Guest Book
this is what really pisses me off sometimes.. i was sitting at home about 2 days ago, after rating a few pics.. i first faned, then asked for a friendship, and then in my shoutbox, pops up this person, whom say to me, that my friendship was denied. lol. like i really care, but, what did i do wrong? i asked her this 2 times. and then today. after talking to her for less then 10 mins, she was pissed because she was working, and did NOT SEE that i did rate her. this is a c/p from the chat. *~*Sapphyr...: have a nice day ->*~*Sapphyr...: and you dont hear me crying about it. i thanked you in your sb for it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: from what i was able to see, you rated 2 o my pics an 11. that was it. ->*~*Sapphyr...: i rate more then enough people every day, im already out of rates for today. *~*Sapphyr...: well lets see i tend to rate all my friends pics so i expect the same thing in return, ->*~*Sapphyr...: so what are you saying? *~*Sapphyr...: yeah i know
Abuse The Cheerleader
I am currently in Brazil till Saturday. A little bored. So I decided to go on Cherrytap and do a little updates. Miss Brittany is back to being her evil self. Hmmm well at least for the time being. I added a story (with pictures) of the time my friend Kayla and I abuse this college cheerleader who kept annoying us. We taught her a thing or two and the biggest lesson she leaned was DO NOT INTERUPT BRITTANY WHEN SHE’S TALKING!!!!!! Or she will be forced to to plus all your holes. Good luck ditzy blonde cheerleader…I don’t think you'll be able to be dancing around much less sitting down for a few days. HEHE HE Miss Brittany
Contest
Special
This year, I have the honor and pleasure of participating in MDA's Anchorage Telethon Executive Lock Up to help "Jerry's Kids®". To reach my goal I need your help! I'd like to include you or your company on my list of contributors who are helping me reach my goal. Your donation would help MDA continue the important fight against muscular dystrophy. Check out my web page by clicking on the link above. There you'll find all kinds of information about MDA, and be able to make your tax-deductible donation on-line using your credit card. MDA serves people in our community with neuromuscular disease by providing clinics, support groups, assistance with the purchase and repair of wheelchairs, braces and communication devices, and summer camp for kids. MDA also funds research grants to help find treatments and cures for some 43 neuromuscular diseases that affect people of all ages, right here in our community. I sincerely hope that you'll take the opportunity to support MDA. If yo
What's My Number?
i want your # I want your number. I bet you won't give it to me.. I dont care if i already have it. just send it to me in a message. I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. PS: I WILL call it once if you give it to me,a nd more if you let me. ;) PSS.. Here are my numbers if you are brave.. call me up and the first words out of your mouth should be... Hey sexy, I'm naked, are you??? Call anytime, I am always up!!! Home:704-732-2065 Cell:604-288-8260 Can't wait to hear you voice!!!! Love, Geekette
What Kind Of Angel Are You
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You? What kind of Angel are you? Angel of Love.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Poetry And Stuff!!
Current mood: touched The confusion began that day,When all of our hearts turned grey.The strength of Grace had passed away. Grace was my grandma's name She helped us with our problems and lives She lived with God in all of her heart She did 100% more then her part I remember her warm loving touch She shined so bright and cared so much! She smiled through her physical pain Knowing very well what she would gain. I went to her instead of God I know that now she's gone She is happy now,she can walk and run She's rejoicing in her perfect form with God and his son. I miss her and love her so very much She taught me so much,even on a crutch! I do want to see her again someday So Jesus please take all these sins away. Please Jesus help me take her place Give me the wonderfull words of Grace! Take me away from this world of sin I'll do what I have to untill you win. Direct me in your peacefull light Block the darkness tha
Please Help Me
I'm trying this contest and theres no time limit but will you please help me bomb it please Heres the Link Thank You so Much
Inside My Head...
In Flames Studio Diary - Episode 1Add to My Profile | More Videos In Flames Studio Diary - Episode TwoAdd to My Profile | More Videos I made this promo video for PiaPale of Compulsory Skin. I love Compulsory Skin! She is so amazing. She writes, sings mixes, does everything herself! My brother and I think she sounds/is in a way like a female Trent Reznor... Even more amazing is she has been making her own music since she was like 11. You can also see other video's I have made on youtube. www.youtube.com/love2reznor www.myspace.com/compulsoryskin www.soundclick.com/compulsoryskin Current Mood: Hurt, Sad, & Gloomy. My confession: Because I'm diluted, perfectly flawed. I shall live by passion & not by law. And I'm insecure I need aggression to feed the spiders of perception. and I'm supposed to be strong & have all the answers. A cannibal in the new church of cancer. But I'm nothing special I'm not unique. I have many secrets & I eat the weak. And I'm at an end. I'm at an
Precipitaion
there are stories of pleasure,there are stories of pian But the gods torment me with slad of rain it started on thursday and went double fortnight And Junior read stern by the pilot light he ate more cheese then time allowed Sowe stood him up sharp we stood him up proud And they looked at him funny ,but theylooked at him with spice I speak the thuth, i tell on lies been masterbatin' since the forth of july Spill the beans spill'em all The precipitation filled spring from fall he didnt like faxes he didnt like phones When he stood among many he stood alone He loved his sausage, but shied from greens Used to spin his little sister in the washin' ashine from the great mind of LES CLAYPOOL i just put my bike back together i have n
Thank You For All Your Love & Care.
Hey all, I wanted to take the time to thank all of you for the fantastic profile comments and love you've shown me. I also want to say thanks for all the gifts I have received. I wish I had more hours in a day but most of all more time to show each and everyone of you the same love in return. You don't know how much it has touched my heart all the love you all have shown me. As you all know by now, I got a new puppy so with my already busy schedule that has added more of my time. I'm in the process of house breaking her. As of now I have 21 new friends request and just cleared 13 of them in the last 2 days. Please be patient, I am trying to get to all of your profiles but like I said I need more time in a day. I may not make it to your profile or return the love immediately but I have noticed the love and I will get to you as soon as I can to show you the same love back. Again, thank you for all the beautiful comments and love, you all mean so much to me & I'm glad to hav
My Thoughts
Nobody will give a fuck about who you were or what you did. I for one have thought about this for several years. Do you know what I've come to grips with? I don't care if they do or not. I am living my life the best I can. I am trying to enjoy every day and to learn at least one new thing every day. I help others without expecting or wanting compensation. I work my ass off because I have pride in my workmanship. I don't make very much money doing the job, but hey its better than nothing. I do have several challenges in my life. I want to give more than I have time for. I want to please everyone (impossible I know, but I still try). I try to start all my customers days off so they are smiling, and its starting to work. Some people are just destined to be miserable as that's the way they want and like it. I understand that and don't let them bring me down. I, like most people have financial obligations. I am slowly getting those tended to as well. It doesn't leave anything extra
Cherrytap
ok, I am new to this site, so please bear with me, still trying to find my way around, and figure out how to work things on here. so please don't let me offend anyone. if I do, it certainly wasn't intended. and I apoligise in advance. sarah
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Blonde Jokes - No Offense Meant Towards Blondes Lol
Blonde goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt. 'Why are you wearing a Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?' 'Oh HECK !' the blonde says, 'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.' Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight? She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
Questbook
hey everybody go sign my guestbook
Things All Men Should Know
July 11th Meeting
TO ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY THERE WILL BE A MEETING TONITE AT 9pm EASTERN TIME ALL MUST ATTEND...IF YOU HAVE A REASON YOU WONT BE ABLE TO ATTEND PLEASE LET EITHER ms, maine or rubia KNOW PLEASE...IF THERE ARE ANY PPL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING OR JUST STOPPING IN TO SEE WHAT WERE ABOUT PLEASE FEEL FREE...HERE IS THE LINK TO OUR LOUNGE. http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7895 THANK YOU CANDYRAIN BBW/BHM BOMBERS SECRETARY thiers a meetin wat happen in the lounge
Newbie!
~Savannah~............... I really need help right now.. My VIP runs out on Saturday...I joined a giveaway, and this time it should be easy. I need to get a total of 7,500 comments. Hers the best part.. Comments count as 10 comments.. So if you can at least rate this pic for me, I would love if you could comment bomb but I understand. Please at least rate for me. Thanks!!! Please click the picture below.. It will take you to where I need the help, LadyGray is holding the giveaway I am in. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=2448971795 See her comment below for the pic link.... Hey all... I am new here. I am Wiccan and very much into astrology and zodiac as well. I am 22, and expecting my first baby girl sometime in late December. I am trying to get used to Ctap and all the things it has to offer so if I am slow at responding or giving you love please don't get mad at me... I will get there eventually. Take care all :)
The Birth Order Of Children.... Please Repost This.... Very Funny =)
the birth order of children Current mood: chipper Category: Life Your clothes: 1st baby: you begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confrims yor pregnant. 2nd baby: you wear your normal clothes as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the birth: 1st baby: you practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You dont bother because you remember that the last time breathing didnt do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epideral in your 8th month The Layette: 1st baby: You pre-was newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them,and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd baby: you check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd baby: boys can wear pink, cant they? Worries 1st baby: at the first sign of distress-a whimper-a frown- you pick up the baby. 2nd baby: you pick up the baby when their wails threa
Weight Loss
Ok I was on my way home from work. I worked in Huntington Beach and lived in Long Beach at the time. I was headed up Valley View from the beach and I was almost to the 405 (San Diego freeway). The traffic was pretty heavy (as it always is in the afternoons in Southern California), so I split traffic. (If you aren't sure what this is, it's where people ride their motorcycles between the lanes of stopped/slow traffic. It's a common practice in So Cal.) The facts of the accident I had to get from eyewitness accounts and from the police accident report. I still have no recollection of the actual accident. I was splitting traffic and someone abruptly changed lanes into me, forcing me to rear end a station wagon that was going about 45 or 50 miles per hour slower than me, causing me to come to a rather sudden and abrupt stop. ( I often refer to this as the part where I "wore" a station wagon.) The next thing I remember, is someone pulling the shattered remains of my helme
Sound Familiar ? (lol)
'I'M GOING FISHING' Means: 'I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.' 'IT'S A GUY THING' Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical'. 'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?' Means: 'Why isn't it already on the table?' 'UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR...' Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. 'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN' Means: 'I have no idea how it works.' 'I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.' Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.' 'TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD'. Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.' 'THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.' Means: 'Are you still talking?' 'YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.' Means: 'I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first gi
Number 4
time for another installment in my ever growing series. hope y'all enjoy! ----------------------------------------------------- Here we are walking hand in hand through Schenley Park, around 11:00 at night. I am wearing my favorite khaki shorts and an orange polo shirt, sandals on my feet. You are in your usual 'out-on-the-town' uniform of a short, black skirt and white tank top, your red-lace bra showing through. In deference to the heat, you have forsaken you normal thigh-highs and are carrying your heels, since we are currently walking the middle of the ninth fairway. Taking your hand in mine, I pull you to me and kiss you deeply, my tongue first running over your lips and then as you lean into me, slipping between them. Our tongues dance between our mouths for awhile until we grudgingly break the kiss to spread the blanket I've been carrying. "Are you sure we'll be safe here?" you ask in a whisper. "Not really, but that's half the fun. We'll just have to take the chance
Horoscope
Thank you to all who help. i would like to ask all my friend to go show this great guy some love, 1 day left of this contest it finishes the 31 and i would love to see him get first place, so for all of you who are my friends please comment him!! Thank you very much!! This is his first contest!! There's more here than meets the eye when it comes to how much you've taken on your plate. Don't rush things -- all these issues deserve a lot of thought. A decision should be reached only when you're ready. You feel so close to this person that their joy and pain are yours as well. Sometimes, though, this connection can be a touch overwhelming. It's time to remember where you end and the other person begins. mmmmmmmmmm........sometimes i ask myself some questions..
My Health
Wheelchair Bound 12/2/2007 Ok, so I have a bulging disc in my low back tailbone area & a bad case of arthritis. I’m not able to stand on my feet more than 5 min, or walk w/o being in a great deal of pain & feeling the need to sit. I have to rely on my husband and children to do the daily house chores, cooking, etc. It’s bad enough that I have many other health problems. But not being able to stand or walk, and not being able to do things I need or want to do, just pisses me off. I hate that I have to rely on someone else for stuff when I rather do it myself, then I know it’s done & done right (or at least to my satisfaction). I also get angry because I feel I’ve lost my independence and freedom. The fucking saddest part of all is that I can’t enjoy things w/ my kids like I used to. I miss walking w/ them on trick or treat night, going to any & all school functions, or riding a bike w/ them around the block, etc. Because of missing out w/ my
Lung Cancer Sucks
I just want to ask everyone who reads this topray for my mother. Last week she was diagnosed with stage 4 small cell lung cancer. It is terminal and they don't think she'll have more than a year or so. Shes 47. I am not going to preach about not smoking because it's not my place. I've sucked down a bit of smoke myself between fighting fires and the occasional good cigar. All I ask is for any smokers and fire eaters get your blood tests done every few years just incase. If they do find something, maybe you'll be lucky enough to have caught it early.
Me
Once a love now turned, Only a passion to kill your time, If my heart is nothing you want, I’ll cut off my lips, Sew the remains of the mouth, Silence seems to be all you desire, All you want is what you shall have. Emptiness, with only one regret- Heartbreak with no else left to say- Never ending void in my soul- My empathy so mislead- No one to stand on, or go to- Just a washed out life going on a path to nowhere- Neon lights of green, yellow, pink, orange. Drugged lies from boys Throwing everything I still had By drowning it in liquids of blue or mixed in punch Thought I was soon to drop off the edge Then you showed up At first I thought I was just another pretty face Slowly I began to slip away You reached out your hand And for a moment I stopped, looking to my past Thinking was on a road broken promises and hollow lies Never to return But when you showed me I was all wrong I know I could make it through then with you Everything then faded with my moon
The Picnic
THE PICNIC... THE WARM SUNSHINE OF SPRINGTIME BARELY FILTERS THROUGH THE TREES AS YOU WALK DOWN THE TRAIL TO OUR MEETING SPOT. STILL COOL UNDER THE CANOPY OF LEAVES, YOU FIND YOURSELF PERSPIRING ANYWAYS. THE WALK IS PLENTY LONG ALBEIT BEAUTIFUL, WITH THE WILDFLOWERS BLOOMING AND THE STREAM SPLASHING DOWN THE ROCKS ALONG THE TRAIL. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY YOU ARE PERSPIRING. YOU ARE THINKING OF ME. THE STORIES I'VE TOLD ON LINE, SO SUGGESTIVE AND NAUGHTY. YOU ARE COMING TO MEET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT ME, BUT IT IS MY DOMINANT SIDE THAT CALLS TO YOUR ANIMALISTIC DESIRES. YOU HAD WOKEN UP EARLY AFTER A NIGHT OF EROTIC DREAMS. YOU HAVE PREPARED YOURSELF PER MY INSTRUCTIONS AND NOW... YOU ARE MINUTES FROM FINALLY MEETING ME. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE BIRDS SINGING AS YOU ROUND A BEND AND SEE MY MARKER DIRECTING YOU OFF THE MAIN TRAIL ONTO A THINNER PATH. ABOUT TWENTY PACES UP THIS PATH IT OPEN
Horny
I am so Horny right now I could scream... A good bang last night a Fisting attempt *With no Success, Too Tight* It seems lately the better the sex the more I want MORE & MORE I just I cant control my cravings I WANT it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Badly!!! Every hour of every day it's all I think about "Fuckin", I Want to feel it here, I want it there, I want it everywhere, I NEVER can get enough.... Oh my & Pussy OMG I crave the taste I crave ramming my fingers inside a tight wet cunt... God do I crave it , It has been far too long since I've tasted Cunt...I miss it greatly ***Wink , Wink ..Ladies*** HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Know What I Am Doing
Just saying Hi to all... working on figuring this pretty cool site out... but hello in the meantime...
Hey Sexy!
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1st Impressions
HELLO THERE ALL, THIS BIG NERD. NEW TO THE CHERRY TAP WORLD. MOST SAY I WONT BE HERE LONG IF I RATE LOW. BUT IF YOU RATE EVERY1 HIGH, DONT YOU THINK YOUR BEING A LIL DISHONEST?. I MEAN MOST IN THE WORLD DONT SEE WHA EVERY1 ELSE SES IN OTHERS. THATS WHAT MAKES US AN INDIVDUAL PEOPLE.. OUR OWN PERSON. IF I RATE YOU LOW IT DONT MEAN YOU AINT COOL OR NADA, PLUS LOOKS ARENT ERRTHING. JUST ME HERE SPEAKIN MY MIND. I HOPE TO MAKE NICE FRIENDS HERE RATED 11 OR 10 OR 5 ETC.COME AT ME CORRECT AND YOU GET THE SAME RESPECT I GIVE MYSELF..CIAO
Love
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A Question About Guys!
Business Advice
I used this travel site when I went to the carribian in may. had a blast! Latinos.globaltravel.com Hey, Found this website where their all kinds of business folks, pretty much everything under the sun. it is like a business advice website, it is pretty cool. with about 975,000 members, Here's A FREE Advertising Gift To promote your Biz, Post A Free Profile and I will send some contacts your way. http://www.directmatches.com/travelinman
Like A Virgin
I hate joining these new sites its like seeing pussy for the first time,so much to see and no clue of how to make it work for you.I guess its similar to driving a car ,if you just get in the rest should cum natural but we all no thats not true:) Thanks my swetheart for trying to help me out on here and when it cums time for u and me i promise theres no limit to what we an do!!Xoxoxoox(sweetlyps)xoxoxo
The Good Ole Days
Those Born 1930-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with f
Read My Poetry Bitches!!!!
It's Like It'sl like something childish Something I should have grown out of Like dandelion smudges and monkey bars IT's like i am stuck her Unable to find any other answers Like the only option is the most final When all there is, is No Will you ever hear Yes -Anna Cook
Military Pride
My Son sent this to me before he was deployed the first time to Iraq...Get out the tissues. I'm The Mom Of A United States Marine Fresh out of high school He reads a short line " The Few, The Proud The Marines", Dispalyed up on a billboard sign His hair gets cut short, Courage runs head to toe. Now, to tell his mom, He serves a short time. And the words cross over the wire, He has less than 24 hours to deploy, "The enemy is returning fire", She cherishes each call home. And every letter she keeps. Knowing he's protecting our country, She just hopes, he looks before he leaps, Her love for son remains strong, And her heart hears his voice, "I Love You Mom....", Understanding his patriotic choice, Tears fill her eyes, And she wants to intervene. Instead, she stands proud and says, "Im The Mom Of a United States Marine!" I
Come Help Me Cherry Up
HEY NEED TO CHERRY UP NEW TO THE SITE NEED SUM CT LOVIN AND ALOT OF IT PLEASE... I WILL DEFINETELY HIT YEAH BACK.....
Paramedic Things
Glascow Coma Scale Infant Eye Opening Child/Adult 4 Spontaneously Spontanesously 4 3 To Speech To Speech 3 2 To Pain To Pain 2 1 No Response No Response 1 Best Verbal Response 5 Coos, Babbles Oriented 5 4 Irritable cries Confused 4 3 Cries To Pain Inapp. Words 3 2 Moans, Grunts Incomprehensible 2 1 No response No response 1 Best Motor Response 6 Spontaneous Obays Commands 6 5 Localizes pain Localizes Pain 5 4 Withdrawls f/ pain Withdrawls f/ pain 4 3 Flexion(decorticate) Flexion(decorticate)3 2 Extension(Decereb.) Extension(Decereb.) 2 1 No Response No Response 1 _____=TOTAL ->(GCS Intubate!)20 kg 10-20 kg 90 radial 50-90 femoral
My Divorce
Well today I went and signed all the paperwork nessacary to get this shit done and over with! so in about 2 weeks from now I will be FREE at last FREE at last...lol....I am just so excited seeings how we have been seperated for so long....8 years we have been separated so what's the sense of not getting it done and over with?....I truely am thankful that he has cooperated with everything and was not a dick to me in any shape way or form....til he get's the final copy of the divorce papers then I am sure that I will be hearing from him....lol....gotta love the ignore button on yer cell phone! So anywho I can finally start setting plans and a date for my wedding to happen!
My Stance
I would like to apologize in advance for the length and tone of this. I want it to be known that this is not an attack on anyone. I am in no way, shape, or form writing this with the intention to insult anyone, but i'm tired of arguing with people only to lose them afterward. This is my stance on supporting the troops that are currently engaged in Iraq. The first thing that needs to be done is is to define the meaning of the word support as it is currently being used. It is my understanding, by the context that it is often used, that to support the troops is to have a level of appreciation for why they are there. This is the crux of my problem and the reason for the loss of my friends. I don't appreciate their reason(s) for being there. So in essence I don't "support" the troops. Here is where I ask for your understanding. You need to comprehend how i define support. My lack of support is not a blanket rule for all the troops there. The basis of my stance splits the t
A Dark Poem For My First Blog.
Death! Death I see your wretched face, your hated features lined dark with lace. Even at my youthful age, I feel your lustful hands reaching out for me. And as your nails rip my skin, I know the pain of all my sin. As your grip gets stronger, tighter, my few hopes dim even furhter, till dark is all I see. Then dear God,,, Set me free. ShadowWolf.
My Birthday!
It's my birthday and I need to get drunk!!! Who wants to buy me a drink?
What Does It Matter?
Ok,my friends and family this should be easy for you..Define "shake" There,are many that have written about their lifes influence,their friends and even their loves..Many,have asked me"who are you,shake"? Now,you have a chance to answer that question..Think,you can? There,among you that have gotten that close to be able to answer that Question.. I,am many or just one person..This,is yours to choose.. I,have left many comments on your stashs..Rated you high..Not,because I seek anything in return..I,have read your blogs,watched your videos..You,have given me insight to your thoughts and feelings..Not,many would ever let that happen in life beyond this computer..Think,about it,think about what Ive left you in your stashs..Then,one day you will read a comment that will make you laugh,then the thought process begins..Who,is shake? To my family and Friends.. Im,leaveing fubar..It`s not that I havent had fun meeting people from all over this big blue marble..It`s time to say goodbye and
I'm A "d" What Are You?
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo
Donk
Give me a comment that your interested and want to play and then: 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police will get you unless you do (hence the rubber hoses) DO IT! 1. I’ll respond with something random about you 2. I’ll challenge you to try something 3. I’ll pick a color that I associate with you 4. I’ll tell you something I like about you 5. I’ll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I’ll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I’ll ask you something I’ve always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours. Yes, people, the blog police
Black And White
Black and White for old farts. Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.coli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE.. and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym)
My Girl
She feels the breath..warm and moist She feels the touch..her pleasure unvoiced Eyes stare deep into her soul To make this one happy is her goal She smells the escence of lavender and soap Her mind feels with joy and hope A soft touch just like silk Skin soft and pale like fresh milk Laying on the bed of roses Not sure of herself and her poses People say this is wrong But to her its the perfect song She melts into love and pleasure never felt With each touch she begins to melt Soft lips taste like sugar Each kiss just seems to linger Now as they lay in eachother arms She realizes all of this ones charms This is her life..her love forever This is her perfect friend and lover A woman has stolen her heart This love she prays will never depart by alanna this is to my girl..the one that knows me best you are the one that has beat out all the rest when my day is dark and there is no light you give me the strength
My 3 Js
What's the three Js? That's not the question. The question is who are my 3 Js. They are 3 women, 3 women I fell for. Why am I putting this on myspace? I just don't know. Those of you who really know me will know who they are. Jay #1: I met her 13 years ago, on Feb. 11, 1994. She is a good girl that i just couldn't trust. I just don't know what to say about her. All I can say is that, I'm not with her today is because I've failed to prove that I'm not the person that I use to be. It's my fault. I put her though hell. I want her to know that I'm sorry, and that I love her and always will. I just rather never deal with her again.(not ready for a relationship but 2 weeks after, you're in one) Jay #2: I met her a little more then 4 years ago in Dec. 2002. She is also a good girl that won't trust me. I messed up on her also. I should have treated her like the queen she is. I took her for granted and lost another good woman. I'm not with her today because I've failed
The Meaning Of The Flage Draped Coffin
Meaning of Flag Draped Coffin All Americans should be given this lesson. Those who think that America is an arrogant nation should really reconsider that thought. Our founding fathers used GOD's word and teachings to establish our Great Nation and I think it's high time Americans get re-educated about this Nation's history. Pass it along and be proud of the country we live in and even more proud of those who serve to protect our "GOD GIVEN" rights and freedoms. I hope you take the time to read this..... To understand what the flag draped coffin really means..... Here is how to understand the flag that laid upon it and is surrendered to so many widows and widowers. Do you know that at military funerals, the 21-gun salute stands for the sum of the numbers in the year 1776? Have you ever noticed the honor guard pays meticulous attention to correctly folding the United States of America Flag 13 times? You probably thought it was to symbolize the original 13 colonies, but we lea
Looking For Love On Ct
I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN TO MANY TIMES TO COUNT. AND NOW IM BACK YET AGAIN TO TRY ONCE AGAIN TO FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. I WAS CALLED A LIAR WHEN SOMEONE WAS TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT A CERTAIN PERSON BCS HE WANTED TO SAVE WHAT HE HAD WITH HER. IM SO DONE WITH THE MIND GAMES AND IM NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PLAY MIND GAMES WITH. IM LOOKING FOR SOMEOEN WHO WILL LOVE ME FOR ME AND LIE TO ME AND BREAK MY HEART. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IM NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL JUST BRUSH ME ASIDE OR USE ME TO MAKE ANOTHER WOMAN JEALOUS. I DO HAVE FEELINGS AND IM TIRED OF BEING STEPPED ON LIKE A PIECE OF TRASH. IS IT SO WRONG TO ASK FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE ME? AM I WORTH BEING LOVED? I AM SO DOUWN AND OUT WITH DEPRESSION RIGHT NOW..I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP PULL ME OUT..GIVE ME THE HOPE OF BEING LOVED. I FEEL SO EMPTY INSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE.I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO I LOOK FORWARD IN TALKING TO EVERY DAY OR EVEN THREE TIMES A WEEK. I WANT TO BE WITH
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My Friend Needs Some Help!!!
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Money, Money, Money $$$
I RECENTLY JOINED A NEW SITE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND ON ANOTHER NETWORKING SITE. YEAH, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE GET A FREE iPod, WIN A NEW PLASMA T.V. ADS, WHICH NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. WELL, I WAS A LITTLE LEERY ABOUT THIS ONE AS WELL BUT FIGURED WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I JOINED THE TREASURE TROOPER SITE AND RECIEVED AN EMAIL NOT MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES LATER FROM THE ORGINIZATIONS HEAD EXPLAINING ALL THAT I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING THE SITE... HOW TO GET THE MAXIMUM PAYOFF. AS I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE LIKE MYSELF, A LITTLE FREE TIME HERE AND THERE, AT WORK, AT HOME, WHERE EVER... I DEVOTED A LITTLE OF THAT FREE TIME INTO TAKING SURVEYS FOR THIS SITE. AMAZINGLY, THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME PAYED OFF. HERE’S A COPY OF THE FIRST CHECK I RECIEVED FROM TREASURE TROOPER. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S A REAL CHECK AND YES, I WAS ABLE TO CASH IT THROUGH MY LOCAL BANK (NOT A SCAM). I FIGURED I’D SHARE THIS WITH MY C.T. FRIENDS SO THAT THEY TO COULD EA
Help!
I am new here but for the life of me i cannot figure out how to upload pictures from "my pictures" file to my stash, ANYBODY please help, i am getting sooooo frustrated. THANK YOU in advance.
My Soul
H-K's, fivesevens, forty-five's, magnums, still keep the plastic glock, cause that shit is drastic, when it comes to poppin heat, I got the shit mastered, if I put the semi on, I'll kill yo ass faster. Concrete blocks around yo motherfucking feet, drop you in the river, watch yo ass just sink, concrete blocks around yo motherfucking feet, Detroit river, watch yo ass just sink. 6 mile, wolfpack, we carry that heat, pop you in the dome, watch yo ass just leak, you had a twenty-two, but that shits not sweet, you thought you was a man, now yo ass just meat. 6 mile's hard and your crew is weak, you thought you was a don, but your future looks bleak, layin in the streets and yo ass looks beat, I put you in the trunk, and yo body just wreeks. Happy Halloween, I got a trick for your treat, some concrete blocks around yo motherfucking feet. I stepped out the game, came back and got drafted, 6-mile LA down, PA's get blasted, wolfpack, n
Parenthood
Ever since I was 12 I've been arounds babies. My sister had her first then. I spent alot of time taking care of her first 4 of 5 kids. I always had a special connection with them. I felt like they were my own. My older niece, my sister's second, was the one I was closest to because just shortly after I got married I had to care for her while she lived with me. It's not the same as having my own daughter. Knowing she's my own and not anyone elses has made me feel like I'm worth something as a woman. don't get me wrong I am worth something as a woman, but this is the one awesome thing that women do to keep this world going, giving birth. My daughter is 2 months and I just love watching her grow and learn. Learning to hold her head up, gain cotrol over her body so she controls it not just reflexes is so awesome. I love it when she smiles at me, especially for no reason. If I happen to glance her way when she smiles and starts to coo makes my heart melt. She is so adorable. I didn't f
Question's
ANyone remember the song Cotton eyed joe? LMAO! I love this song
Just Read It
INTELLIGENCE ISN'T THE USE OF THE TONGUE, BUT THE INFLUENCE IT HAS ON THOSE THE TONGUE SPEAKS OF.
Mushy
Tonight for some reason I am feeling extremely mushy. By mushy I am meaning in that romantic mood, the kind that warms you up and gives you butterflies in your stomach. I am missing Rudi more then anything right now. I know that I do talk to him everyday, yet everyday just doesn't seem to be enough. I remember first writing when I first came back to the states from Germany, I was a mess missing him. Now I am a bit more on the positive side, but still missing him. In my mind it is like playing constant re-runs to all the little things he did, all the little things that made my heart grow so fond. I have never in my life had someone so romantic and caring, I was always going after the bad boys, well in the long run I learned that the bad boys are the ones that cause a lot of pain. This time I have an equal, not someone that looks down on me, but someone that actual states equality on the relationship, and that is on a friendship level as well as the romantic level. But ok I am sitting h
Scared #1
SHES SO SCARED TO GET CLOSE TO ANYONE BECAUSE EVERYONE THAT EVER SAID i'll be there LEFT
Scared #2
and most of all, im scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way i feel when im with you
Private My Eyes Only
Does Any One Really Knows What Love Is?
Love? Does anyone really truely knows what love is? I'm not sure what love is I don't know how to act I know what I know love is and that's all that matters I know I love and I know that someone loves for me but I've never been in love I've never really wanted to be I just want everyone to see That my heart belongs not to me but to my love I love him and I'm sure of that but not sure of him I know he loves but does he love for me Thats all I'm wondering Is that the magic I feel He feels it to but I hope ten times more that what I do I just hope you know That I love you Jonathan Dwyane Cotton.... why r u so far? i miss you i love you only words could ever explain how much i truely feel for you..... RIP.. May 27, 1982 - July 4, 2002 Wishing upon that star, Wondering why it is so far So high you can't touch, So far you can only see The single speck that can only be, That sparkle thats inside me Its like a diamond in the sky, Winks as the da
Enjoyment
HELLO EVERYONE,HOW ARE YOUME IM FINE THAMKS MY FAVORITE SAYING IS NOONE KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW HOLDS SO LIVE EACH DAY AS IF TS YOUR LAST,SO LIVE IT UP BABY
Maple Leaf Forever
There are no borders on the Internet. If this is being done tou our neighbors then it can happen to Canadian families as well. PLEASE BE CAREFUL. subject: SCAM ALERT...THIS ONE IS SICK!!! post date: 2007-08-13 20:09:16 views: 5 comments: 2 ratings: 0 This was just brought to my attention. I know a lot of us on FuBar also have pages on MySpace, so Please read this. And maybe think about changing your MySpace page around or just watch out for this Scam. Oh, and another thing. Anyone that is or was in the Military knows how Families are really contacted. But people outside our little family DON'T, that make easy targets for Scammers BTW: People like this make me SO SICK!!!! -------------------------------------------------- I had some REALLY heartbreaking news today...that my friend was KIA.This was not just any friend...this was my puppy love boyfriend. The news came from a message that I received from his wife on my MySpace page from her My
Calissta's Cauldrom - 7/13/07
I am having a friend type this because for the last six days I have been blind. I have to fight ALL THE TIME to get my medications due to a shitty insurance. I am out of my most important one for pain right now and they are taking forever to send them. I ended up going through a vicious withdrawl and then I will go through the same thing all over again if they ever show up. It is a very shitty place to be. I have days where I am so exausted that I can't even get out of bed and other where moving is only able to be accomplished with two forearm crutches or a wheelchair. I also have soething called Optic Neurosis which makes my eyes blurry and to go in and out. They are also VERY sensitive to light so I wear sunglasses every where and keep my home dark. I feel like my kids are in a cage just because of me. One day my eyes will go out like this and they will never come back. I have someone in my life who instead of being my person to lean on he kicks me while I am down. For example:
My Word
My Wife must have these qualifications. First off I need you to understand something in my world, when it comes to the person I'm going to spend my life I'm really critical. In my mind a true relationship needs a cover of friendship, a frame of trust, and a base of true love. True love needs to be the base because if all the other things come crumbling down, true love is the only thing that it could be built back up from. If you lost friendship, and trust, there would be no reason to stay with your spouse. Unless you were truly, madly in love with them. True love can not be defined but it can be explained. In my idea of true love, it has to be much more than just a feeling. It has to be the giving of your entire self to someone. No hesitation, a combination of words and actions. When you love someone you know that you would never do anything to hurt that person. You would have to because if you don't trust yourself to not hurt them, how can you trust them not to hurt you? Love is a
I Only Have Eyes For You
My love must be a kind of blind love, I can't see anyone but you. Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright. I only have eyes for you, dear. The moon may be high, But I can't see a thing in the sky. I only have eyes, for you. I don't know if we're in a garden, Or on a crowded avenue. You are here and so am I, Maybe millions of people go by. But they all disappear, from view, And I only have eyes, for you. My love must be a kind of blind love, I can't see anyone but you. Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright. I only have eyes for you, dear. The moon may be high, But I can't see a thing in the sky. I only have eyes, for you. I don't know if we're in a garden, Or on a crowded avenue. You are here and so am I, Maybe millions of people go by. But they all disappear, from view, And I only have eyes, for you.
Honesty
How Honest Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you Extremely HonestYou are extremely honest. In fact maybe a little to honest at times. You should be proud of your honestly but don't forget, sometimes a little white lie is a good thing, not a bad thingFind out how honest you are at Quizopolis.com
Material Things
Underwear Cost QuizAccording to our calculations, you have spent $1370.5on underwear so far in your lifeHow much have you spent on underwear? Find out at Quizopolis.com You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?
In My Words
I dedicate this Whole page to my best friend. The Cute baby In my pictures.. he is My son.. & he is all im about.. For without him.. there Is no me.. there for... the song "somebody's Me By Enrique Iglesias Is also dedicated to this lovely angel... If you knew this baby boy.. my little prince.. you too would agree.. He is My hero.. my best friend & my son.. & HE is the greatest GUY in my life.. none can top him.. i love you Joey.. Always & forever.. My Life was empty, & I needed a guide, I needed an angel to sit by my side. Then i found you. You looked Up at me & gave me your smile.. Your eyes Were so Blue, You Gave me Hope, that the world Could Have Joy... all because I found you. Now.. as I sit here & hold You in my arms.. I know that i must keep you safe & warm. I know that heaven shined Down from the Sky So blue............ Because In that Instant ... Joey..... I found you.
Comment Bombing
Between internet issues and summer holidays we don't have many bombers at the moment so if you are online and only have 5 mins to spare to bomb those five mins could make all the difference. If you know you are going to be away on hollidays could you please let us know asap so we don't tell people we can help them then end up with no bombers to bomb. I am currently doing everything from the running side as Sami is having internet problems so any problems contact me here or my page and I'll see what I can do Priority for everyone with a salute please All non salute accounts to this one please Freelancers and friends please help here
D/s Help & Info
I was asked today about the rules that I set forth in My relationships with submissives. While trying to explain certain things,I remembered something that John compiled starting with 77 rules in 1992, expanding to 128 in 1996, and a complete rewrite again in 1997 while maintaining the number of rules at 128 for which the set is well known. To anyone interested I have added a copy of Johns 128 rules and some of the notations that may be of help to any novice or expierenced Dom(me) or sub.This is definately not for those of you in the "Vanilla" world. Now while some regard these rules as steadfast and firm,I tend to use them as a guide,because each individual sub/slave that I deal with is just that...an individual,with her own thoughts and actions that she brings into the relationship.Not every submissive is into everything,that is why there are negotiations,contracts,limits and checklists.(I'll get to those in a later blog).That way everyone is on the same page from the start,an
Love Gone Wrong Poems
ever since i‘ve loved you you‘ve been puttin‘ me down and treatin‘ me like a clown but i won‘t take it no more no, i won‘t take it for sure you‘ve acted like i‘m your cart a special one just for your heart you take me when you need me and you put me back when your done but i won‘t take it no more no i won‘t take it for sure so here‘s the key that i‘ve cherished for so longthe one that made me break out in song whenever i thought you were near it‘s the key to your heart cause i won‘t be needin‘ it no more no i won‘t be needin‘ it for sure I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I felt and still you would not understand. So now I leave you without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.
Gamer Chick
Error: failed to post bulletin of type '1'! try again later So I am guessing I will have to post it here instead of a bulletin!!!! Grrr Anyway, Drop her a few comments if you can, she is a sweetheart and deserves some love. For every 100+ comments you leave, let know and I will buy you a nice gift during the next happy hour! Thanks! Wendi See this chickie? Stop by and show her some loving please! Not only is she beautiful but shes got talent and brains too!!! And a heart of gold! So click and love for me please!
New Discovery
Baby mammoth discovery unveiled By Paul Rincon Science reporter, BBC News The mammoth's trunk and eyes are still intact Enlarge Image A baby mammoth unearthed in the permafrost of north-west Siberia could be the best preserved specimen of its type, scientists have said. The frozen carcass is to be sent to Japan for detailed study. The six-month-old female calf was discovered on the Yamal peninsula of Russia and is thought to have died 10,000 years ago. The animal's trunk and eyes are still intact and some of its fur remains on the body. In terms of its state of preservation, this is the world's most valuable discovery Alexei Tikhonov, Russian Academy of Sciences Mammoths are an extinct member of the elephant family. Adults often possessed long, curved tusks and a coat of long hair. The 130cm (4ft 3ins) tall, 50kg Siberian specimen dates to the end of the last Ice Age, when the great beasts were vanishing from the planet. It was d
Lil Red's Blog
Well things are starting to look pretty depressin in our Neck Of The Woods. Recently my husband got a job offer which would have had him home almost every night, he is a truck driver, after telling the company that he needed to give his two weeks notice they called and said they needed him to start the following week. That would have him not completing his 2 week notice. But the home times seemed worht it. After quiting his job and taking his physcial and his drug test for the job and the department of transpertation the New employer says "OOPS" i seem to have made a mistake, "your application says u have 4 months experience and we require 12, we cant hire you". WHAT THE FUCK KINDA ANSWER IS OOPS. I mean arent you suppose to check into everything when hiring someone.. So now here we are christmas approaching...we have both been putting in application after application noone is calling for me and everyone who contacts my husbands says ya need more experience... Ya know...how c
Release
Original Poetry by me...Do not rip Release Pounding heart, dying to be heard, Only outlet is the written word. Hand scribbling Words dribbling Then flooding out Heart starting to shout. Words flowing, passion rages Volumes written, pages and pages. Heart is lighter from the release, Maybe now I can sleep with peace. - Brian 2007
My Angel
Original Poetry by me...do not rip My Angel Just seeing you, if but a moment a day Lifts my heart and the pain goes away. Your smile warms the coldest night, You drive away the darkness with your light. My heart beating like horses driven You make me feel that life’s worth livin’. Passion swelling like ocean waves Where have you been all my days? My heart gladly throbs and aches for you. Thank you , my Angel, for all you do - Brian 2007
First Kiss
Original Poetry by Me...Do not rip First Kiss Oh what am I to do? I have fallen so in love with you. Not just miles but oceans apart… But each day Love still grows in my Heart. Needing you like I have needed no other, As a friend, companion and Lover. Moments slowly tick by when you are not there, And I think of your eyes, your smile, your hair. And then an ache deep in my heart does grow. Needing every inch of you, from Head to Toe. Twisted they are, the Greek Goddesses of Fate… You search all your life for your one soul mate… Finding her, finally, after many a year… And she happens to be nowhere near… Going to bed each night with a sob and a cry… Asking yourself, “why O why”… “are the Goddesses of Fate so cruel to me”… And then…out of nowhere…epiphany… Distance is a matter of perspective, and not true length… She is not as far away as one might think… Our day will come, I know this… And on that day will be our first kiss
I Walk Throught Darkness
Original Poetry by Me...Do not rip I Walk Through Darkness... I walk through darkness, surrounded by light. Wanting to be rid of the never ending night. Head held high, heart feeling low. Smile hiding what no one else knows. Forging ahead, no way around Feet grown heavy, slowing me down. Day by Day, one step at a time. Hoping at some point, all will be fine. Days of emptiness, feeling unfulfilled Wanting to cry, nary a tear spilled. Lonely heart that always yearns Wondering what lies around the next turn... Brian 2007
Giver
Original poem - do not rip Giving Do what I can to make everyone happy, And I am the one who always feels crappy. Nothing I do is ever enough, And I’m not talking the about the material stuff. Give people an inch and they take a mile, Making me feel used and un-worthwhile. Yes, I am a giver and that I can’t stop, But sometimes my heart feels like it will pop. Oh, what is a Giver supposed to do? Simple, find someone who is a Giver too. Give to each other and your love will grow strong. Then giving always will never feel wrong. -Brian 2007
Beauty
Original Poem - do not rip Beauty Beauty that knows no bounds… Curves so soft and round… Breasts so large and lips so lush… Makes me beg for the slightest touch… Words like gorgeous, ravishing, come to mind… No prettier girl will a man ever find… Sexy, sensual, describe you too… Passion welling when I think of you… The sight of you fills me with wanton desire… Your slightest smile sets my body on fire… Your beauty dazzles me with ever turn… To hold and kiss you is what I yearn… gaze into eyes, like fires of blue… and lose my self in you… Brian - 2007
Grateful I Am
Original Poem by me...do not rip Grateful I am Grateful I am to be able to hear, someone who I hold dear Her voice so soft and sweet Cannot wait, her to meet Her voice as soft as the flight of a dove Her voice, any man can love Words falling like a soft summer rain, washing away all the hurt and pain Her lilt and tone, they mesmerize me They lock me in so I can’t flee. Her single word sparks my desire Whole sentences light me on fire. Happy for the words she has inspired so I can give her a peek at my burning desire. -Brian 2007
My Blogs...
I was brought to my attention by a very intelligent friend, that I had posted my blogs in such a way that they all could not be rated individually. Anyway, I separated them out so they could be rated individually. The only down side is I lost any comments that were posted. Thanks for all of your kind words! XXXOOO Brian
My Fitness Kick
The plan is: Lower body fat Increase lean muscle mass To do this I have started doing cardio in the mornings (before breakfast) along with an abdominal workout. The "cardio" is really a 40 minute interval workout on the eliptical trainer where i keep my heart rate at 140 for three minutes, then at 126 for three minutes. Then I'll do some abdominals: situps, leg raises, side lateral raises, cable crunches, ab machine now and then (the ab machine is more a begining level exercise I think, but I'll add it sometimes when I get the urge :) ), and side planks. I'll do one or 2 sets of each exercise. This morning I added weight added step exercises, I held 25 pounds in each hand and did 2 sets of ten on each side. This is new and I'm not sure If I will keep it, expand on it, or dump it. I'll probably leave it the same for awhile just to see what the results are. In the afternoons/evenings I do my wieight training. I'm presently on a push/pull routine. I'll do my back and
Love Quotes
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return Love isn't blind, it just only sees what matters. Love is a moment that lasts forever... You will know the real meaning of love when you fall in love. If a tear fell from my eyes, everytime i wished you were with me I would have a puddle of fallen wishes at my feet Through the wind I hear your voice, in the clouds I see your name. Living life without you just wouldnt be the same If you love someone more than anything, Then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart If i had a single flower for everytime i thought of you i could walk forever in my garden. The worst way of missing someone is sitting right beside them, knowing that you can't have them.
15 Crosses
I had a dream I was kneeling, at fifteen crosses on the hill Not a whisper from the trees, everything was still, I felt a sadness in my heart, an empty kind of pain, Fifteen souls had gone away, only memories remained. I tried to cry out to ease my grief, Lifted my hands to heaven, prayed God's relief. Not a sound or a word, emptiness abounds, My sorrow overcoming, I began to drown. Such bitter suffocation, I wish someone could hear, Why we let this happen , in my dream nothing was clear. I shook my fist to heaven and begged for reasons why, But only silence spoke, offering no reply. No sound came from my lips even as I screamed, I prayed it's just a nightmare, an awful kind of dream. Then I heard a choir of angels beckoning from above. "The world is reaping hatred," "Because the world's not sowing love." "You should embrace each other's differences no matter what they may be," "And enlighten each other with the hope of peace and unity." When the angel finished speak
Disturbing News
I bit the bullet and called and talked to my mom yesterday. We had a nice 20 minute conversation, she had her first dose of radation yesterday. She goes back sometime this week for an MRI of her head to try and determine where the cancer orginated from. They still have no clue what type it is though. I offered to drive her and my dad to any doctor appointment if they needed it and I plan on going out to see them Saturday. I thought about getting a card and putting monet in it becasue my dad has been having to miss alot of work due to doctor appointment and such. Thank you to all who offered me advice and I honestly feel better since I have talked with her. I'll let you know how Saturday goes. So last night while I was at work I get a text message from my baby sister telling me she needs to talk to me and to call her in the morning when I get off. So I call her this morning and she tells me that our mother found a lump in her breast and kept it secrect for a few months. She finally wen
Criss Angel
Life
Ok it is here the day that I have been wanting to get her for a week now.... I am leaving for Texas.... This is to meet a man that says that he loves me.... To be happy.... To start my life... I am going to miss alot of people the first one will be my son... Ethan I know that you will not be able to read this.... Hell you problly wont even know that mommy is gone... But I want you to know that I love you so much and I will be home in 4 weeks.... You will be the first to get a great big hug and lots of kisses from me...... Then there is my family... My sister, brother, mom and brother in law.... No matter what they have always been there for me and now at a time I need them the most I feel like they are not really there... Like I have just pushed them away as far as I could.... I want them to know that I love them so much.... I am gonna miss them.... I will be back in 4 weeks...
Hummm...
sooo i have been seriously thinking about getting a tattoo..but i am not positive what i want to get. i really like maybe the moon and the stars..maybe with an a fairy in it ...or something with a mermaid..fairy..stars..or moon. i also wanted to get a tattoo for my boyfriend..i wanted to get a cute saying with his name..or a cute design with his name... i am not sure if ANYONE has any ideas please let me know!!! xoxo Hey everyone, i have been on cherrytap for a few weeks now, starting to get used to it! although i don't like it how no one ever really talks much! so if anyone is out there who would like to be friends..add me and as a fan too!!! leave comments and i will back!! lovee and kisses xo ♥
Band Stuff
Dear Friends I seldom ask people to visit web sites but this is a big deal for me. I worked as one of the lead actors in a short film that has been picking up awards and is now an official selection to screen at Slamdance 2009. The film folks reading know what this is. For those who are not in film, this is one of the biggest 'small' film festivals in the world. It is sort of the little sister/brother to Sundance Film festival and they run at the same time in Park City Utah this January! I am only asking you to view our films trailer or visit the web site to support us. Simple...no money...very little time and only a click away (or copy and paste). Leave a comment if you can and subscribe or link up if you want to give extra support! View the trailer for A Little Mouth to Feed on Myspace videos here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=47424507 View it on Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGXqJN0RtEo The film has a Fan
Help!
As some of you know I own Surge.FM I want to continue broadcasting to all of you fine people but big corporation and the government are trying like hell to screw us over. I pay a monthly fee for licensing to bring you the tunes you love. To make a long story short... they wanna pass a bill that will raise our roylty rates so high that we will be forced to shut down. So ACT NOW! Call your congressmen and raise some hell! Internet radio will be paying skyhigh rates compared to satellite radio and AM/FM stations. The following is an email I received from my licensing provider... Sent Thursday July 12, 2007 08:24 AM Subject URGENT Hello LoudCity member, IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED The U.S. Court of Appeals DENIED the emergency stay requested by webcasters. UNLESS CONGRESS ACTS BY JULY 15th, it is the end of the road for Internet radio. This situation is grave, but that makes the message all the simpler and most serious. CALL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES RIGHT A
Can You Believe The Crap I Just Heard??
Has anyone seen the Vand De Kamp's commercial with the little girl talking crap to her mother about minced fish?
Respectfully To The Women On Ct!!
My First Time
Ok here it goes this is the first time I have done one of these and I'm at work so I'm very bored...lol So 2 days ago my children were at the local swimming pool in their father's home town because they are there for a visit with him and I get a call. Its the swimming pool my son being the hyper little 8 year old boy that he is has tried to do a flip off the diving boards and has split his head wide open. They don't know where his father is. I get to the pool and get him to the er and then in walks dear ole dad. You can bet I was furious at this point. I had to calm myself and pay attention to what was being done with my son so I said to him "Not right now!! We will talk about it later". Dont get me wrong I truely believe accidents happen and kids will be kids however he should have left our daughter means to be able to get in touch with him if he wasnt going to be there with them.
Why Does He Do That?
There is a guy that goes to work everyday like every one would normally except this guy worked in the basement of a 17 story high buliding he lived in, on the top floor. Every morning he makes his lunch locks his apartment, goes into the elevator to the basement and punches in, off to work he goes! He takes his break and eats in the break room in the basement and goes back to work till the end of his shift. It is then that he goes back into the elevator and goes to the 14th floor and walks up the rest of the way....why?
Determination
Things are preggressing better than expected for "The Plan". I I talked to my old high school football coach.... it got me going in the right direction with a purpose. Right now I am training hard and getting my certifications to be able to coach, instruct, and manage athletes in many ranges of strength and conditioning performance programs. I want to gived HS students and other people in need affordible and intense programs to achieve their goals. I am training in a non-suppliment program only introducing protien and fish oils to get the gains proving that hard work pays off with bigger results than spending hundreds of dollars of years and resting my hopes in a Pill. I think dedication and motivation work better in the long run and want to be proof of it. I am looking forward to the next couple of months when I top off the next part of my program re-opening my training in Wrestling / Jujitsu based on grappling and forward contact. I think it will give me the rush I need. Iv'e rec
My Poor Truck
Poems
Death is an embracement of the life we lived. Death is a gracious moment to come to terms with life. Looking death in the face is like knowing what is to come. Death is an embracement of life and love. Love and death can come to terms with one another. Life without love is death in itself. Death is just another name for a loveless life. Living without love is like living in hell. A loveless life is like a poison that only loveless people take. The poison can not harm one thing... and that one thing is called True Love. And true love is something some people feel. Only the lucky few can feel this True Love. I am one of the lucky few.. I feel true love, which is a remody of this poison. I can not live in hell because I have looked death in the face, And I see my future in my love, my world, my heart, and my soul. And I thank my heart and soul, for bringing me out of hell, and into life. A life with love is heaven, and heaven is life with love. Life is a journey. We all
I'm Sorry
I'm Sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if I'm too tall or too short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry.. if my hair isn't just the way you like it. I'm sorry.. if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry." If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are... © ~MIKA~
My Marriage
Finally my marriage is beginning to come to an end. My wife and I sat down today and have decided to split after nearly thirteen years of marriage. Our marriage has been in a steady slow decline since the birth of our second son Thomas in 2000. Our marriage should have ended three years ago but for my reluctance to accept the inevitable. Finally both of us will be looking forward to move on and enjoy life to it's fullest once more. In the mean time we will be staying together to finish restoring our Victorian villa before we put it up for sale hopefully in the next couple of months. I would like to thank anyone that I have spoken to regarding our impending breakup on CT over the past six weeks, and whom have shown their kind support to me. I am feeling positive that I will be able to start a new life after my forthcoming separation and divorce. For the foreseeable future we will both take turns at looking after our children once we have separated.
Sign Up
Please pray for my sister she is in the hospital unresponsive and I just wanted to ask all my friends on here to pray for my family........I have already lost my dad,my mom and my brother-in-law in the sum of 3 years and I can't lose her please pray for her and even if u don't know her it will help more than you know.....She has 2 sons that just lost their father 3 months ago and I know how it feels to loose both of your parents and I dont want them to know how that feels so please pray for her and my family I thank you all that pray and all of you that read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Night Of Life
If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out." Parents have to take better control- Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator. Shorn of the game's aesthetic pleasures, or the comfort of a crowd that feels the same way as you, or the sense of security that you get when you see that your defenders and goalkeeper are more or less where they should be, all that is left is naked fear Baseball and football are very different games. In a way, both of them are easy. Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. Baseball is easy if you've got patience.
What I've Learned About Penises In My Lifetime
Things I have learned about Penis in my lifetime.....feel free to agree or disagree or to add to it.............. 1) little penis men like it doggie style 2) if its curved hes gonna want you on top 3)) skinny pale white guys are packing meat 4) size doesnt matter... - ur g spot is 2 inches inside, (good for little guys) - big guys are good for fucking! and u cant go as fast as u want and u wont fall off, lil guys...... u fall off alot! 5) black guys arent all big either! 6) white guys have big surprises in their britches!
Staring Eyes Poem
Staring Eyes Hazel eyes staring back at me, Full of love and grace. Showing me the world I never knew. You give me all the stars in the sky. I feel all is well, When you look at me with those eyes. My blue eyes staring back at you, Full of love and grace. Showing you the world you never knew. I give you all water in the oceans. You loving me Me loving you With all the soul behind our eyes. We are one in our eyes. Written for Brian Lee Redding. July 12,2007 at 2:30 P.M. By:Rebecca Lynn King
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Another Downrater
Her response after I asked her to re rate Me: Fine don't re-rate me. I will place you on my watch list and post a bulliten. BYE!!!! jersey: ur lucky didn't rate u a 1 Me:I am not being nasty. Its respect to rate 10s. if not then you don't rate pics. jersey: y r you being so nasty? Me: No they don't. Don't like a pic move on! jersey: as a matter of fact yoes they do, get over yourself plz Me: No one rates less then a 10. Please re-rate jersey rated your photo a '5'! jersey@ CherryTAP
Downrater On The Prowel
bubbles rated your photo a '3'! he refuses to answer ME: PLEASE RE RATE OR YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS A DOWNRATER bubbles@ CherryTAP
Help!!!!!!!
TRYING TO LEVEL BUT NEVER SEEM TO MAKE LEVEL, WOULD LOVE TO BE VIP BUT CANT AFFORD IT.. JUST LOOKING FOR WHOS REALLY MY FRIENDS AND WHOS NOT..
Cutting The Grass
I hope the picture will go through for you - of this Army soldier in Iraq with his tiny 'plot' of grass in front of his tent. It's heartwarming! Here is a soldier stationed in Iraq, stationed in a big sand box. He asked his wife to send him dirt (U.S. soil), fertilizer, and some grass seed so that he can have the sweet aroma, and feel the grass grow beneath his feet. When the men of the squadron have a mission that they are going on, they take turns walking through the grass and the American soil -- to bring them good luck. If you notice, he is even cutting the grass with a pair of a scissors. Sometimes we are in such a hurry that we don't stop and think about the little things that we take for granted.
Da New Label
IT'S BEEN HARD WORK PUTTIN MUSIC TOGETHER 4 MY LABEL BUT IT'S COMMIN I HAVE A LITTLE SUMTHIN U CAN LISTEN 2 FOR NOW ONLY CUX IT'S DA UNFINISHED VERSION SO B GENTLE WIT DA COMMENTS BUT TRUTHFUL IF U DECIDE TO LISTEN THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I'M ABLE TO PUT OUT THERE RITE NOW CUZ it's not done,YOU'LL HAVE OME FINISHED SHYT TO LISTEN TO REAL SOON WELL HERE'S DA LINK 4 NOW WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DAINCONSPICUOUS TELL ME WHAT U THINK
Jana's Musings
I apologize if I have been crankier than usual to some of you today and/or a bit spacy. On top of the usual kid junk I'm having to deal with: Last night I chipped part of the back of one of my teeth so that hurts like heck. My son broke my TV this morning and I can't afford to fix it or get a new one. About 5 minutes ago I discovered something happened with the aerator on my sons fish tank so his 4th birthday present, his gold fish, is dead. On payday, we discovered the check was cut in half and I have checks bouncing so I'm stressed about that. I'm sorry, I don't mean to take it out on anybody. PS. Oh and my son took the fish out of the tank himself to "make him swim" and then was crying about his poor fishy. A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. A hard man is good to find. A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. Anything
Friends
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
I'm Waiting For You!!!
To...my keeble Your the only one ....that makes me smile like this .....Your the only one that can make me feel like this .....every time the phone rings ....and its you .....every time i hear your voice i want to faint ....i feel like nothing can stop me now .....because im with you ....i love you honey ....nothing can change that ....its u and me forever .....forever till the end .....you are my man ....nothing will make me change my mind ........i love you now ....i love you forever .....my heart is strong ...it will always beat .....as long as your with me .....i'll forever live .....i'll love you untill the end ...past death and beyond ......honey i love you .....i hope you love me to ....your all i ever think about ...each and ever day ...i look out into space .....all i can c are your eyes .....how i long ....i prey for that day ...that i get to see you .....its almost as if .....I cant say ....its something inside you that makes me smile .....i love the way you call me "main
Should I
leave?
Wicca
Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me. Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me. I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street? Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep? What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Are you proud? How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why? Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell. What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away? And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay? I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've c
Words Of The Warlock
CRUSHED PETALS Outside, on the doorstep lay some snow filled boots, unused like the axe against the tree Of toil it was now free and a future you could not see left to rust and to rot and for nature to abuse no one strong enough to use Sullenly The Widow Gently Frowns Unaffected by the Knight Who Steals the Dreams her life is rendered by the seams and stiffels down her screams Remembering Long Dead laughter as it fades into the night which to her is only right The Knight picks a Flower That the Dawn will never see Turns His Head into the wise See the turmoil in his eyes Is it tears or is it lies crushed petals in his hand You will not Know but only see Is it you or is it me She Throws Incense in the Fire And it Glows Purple in the Flames Bringing Aromatic Smoke into the Room reminding her of church and tomb Both are Pernicious in the Gloom the candle goes out Only the Memory Remains With the darkness making claims A Nightingale, not in cour
What We Need To Tell All Terrorists.
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say; Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court. Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah," defiantly stating, "I think I will not apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country." Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below: January 30, 2003, United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: "Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you. On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney Gener al. On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutively. (That's 80 years.) On count 8 the C
Something You Need To Know
New Shout Box Feature
HEY TAPPERS, WE HAVE A GREAT NEW SHOUTBOX FEATURE... WHEN YOU HOVER OVER SOMEONES NAME, WATCH AT THE BOTTOM FOR AN OPEN SHOUTBOX LINK. CLICK THAT AND YOUR WHOLE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WILL BE OPENED IN A NEW WINDOW. YOU ALSO HAVE THE OPTION TO BLOCK A USER IN THE INFO WINDOW THAT OPENS WHEN YOU HOVER OVER A CT USER. LETS ALL LET BABY J KNOW WHAT A GREAT NEW FEATURE WE THINK THIS IS! THANKS, CT BOUNCERS!
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Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
Signs
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church." On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship." At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel." On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs." In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work." In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan." In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks." In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!" On a shopping mall marquee: "Archery Tournament-Ears pierced"
My First Blog
Now , I only live 3.5 mi. from work...so this is not that hard for me...(unless it rains, then I can't work anyway...LOL) I bought a "cheap" bike from "Walmart" for $60 and change...then I had to buy a seat that didn't make my butt feel like the next experiment for freezing until the future comes around with a cure..for what ever ales me..LOL Then one day after the purchase, the back tire went flat! If you have never changed a tire on the back of a bike, then you have not lived...LOL! I got that taken care of ..then guess what? The front tire went flat as well! Fuck...............I remember the trials and tribulations from my youth that go with a bike, but never in my entire life did I have 2 flats in one day! So , I guess the moral to this story is , "You get what you pay for...!" I know, waa, waa, waa! Oh, well, life goes on and I won't have to pay $ 2.89 for a gallon of gas!....LOL So, FUCK THE OIL COMPANIES I will get it figured out! (please reply!) Here is t
Profiles
I’ve been on CT for a while now, and I have to ask the women out there... Is it really that bad one here? Why is it that almost every time I read the “about me” part of a woman’s profile it starts out something like “I don’t know why I’m even writing this, no one is going to take the time to read it.” That is usually followed by their name and age. Then there is usually a paragraph or two or three about how they don’t cyber, and they don’t have a web cam, and they don’t want to see nude photos or meet to have sex and on and on and on. Then finally they end with “I’m a BITCH and I don’t care what you think” So, after reading the small novel ( I note this because with the slow connection I have at work it can take a full min. to scroll down one click of the mouse wheel. ) all I know about them is name and age. And that’s why no one reads the “about me“ section. It‘s nothing but “don’t look at me“ or “talk to me“, or “breath
Stuff
COME ON BY APHRODITES WET & WILD BAR! WE ARE LOOKING FOR BARTENDERS,DJ'S,GREETERS,AND PROMOTERS! IF YOU WANT A JOB OR JUST BE A MEMBER CLICK ON ANY PIC TO ENTER! WE HAVE LIVE DJ'S TO TAKE UR REQUESTS!
Jokes Ect Ect
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_oKGfXwDs WHAT WOULD GUYS DO WITH A VAGINA??? 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. What women would do if they had a penis for a day --------------------------------------------------- - --------------------------- What women would do if they had a penis for a day!! 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Fi
Relationships
You Drive me crazy you drive me mad Altho sanity is something I never had One can not miss What one's never Known My sanitys been done!! So now that your here You've filled me with Joy From a shell of a boy I can see the seasons changing fast Faster every day and every year I watch them pass me by as we ride Side by side, just you and I Beneath that huckleberry sky And I can feel the cold come in at night Everywhere I go I see the signs I see the changing colors in The drugstore decoration aisle You know it's time, for dark skies Well maybe spring will come and we will grow But you got to give it something more than hope Cause years just slip away And we ain't got time for change So we'll stay the same beneath that huckleberry sky I watch them pass me by as we ride Side by side, just you and I Beneath that huckleberry sky p.s.one of my favorite poems My love My Love Devine And oh so sweet This Love is Mine
Boy Anticipates Sex With Girl (joke)
A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
Random Thoughts
I have been asked by a lot of people what would it take to see more of me.... Well.... After a lot of thought, I think I have decided.... Send me a Fu-Mail and I will let you know what it is. DJ Daddy's Gurl@PWS Radio~FuWife to KingVampire~Owned by Cappy~Owner of Rusticlette~@ fubar Lately my horoscopes have been about right on. I'm talking about the one they show on here in your profile set up. It's been weird because I've hardly ever seen one be right on. I don't normally read them first thing in the morning, but later for more entertainment purposes. Today it says a coworker and I will get into a heated discussion. We DID!!! It was also loud and heated as a joke to scare another coworker, but the topic of it was real. Man, let's see how much longer these things are going to be right. Good Evening/Good Night Everyone!!!
Who Filled The Clouds With Goodbyes?
Your eyes were the night sky I once stared into jet black...centered in midnight blue Who stole the twilight that never dies? Who stole the stars from those eyes? I guess I didn't know what to say to a night sky fading away Who said the moon never cries? Who stole the stars from those eyes? Now, the night breeze will surely come the one that leaves us feeling numb So, who filled the clouds with goodbye's? Who stole the stars from those eyes?
I Didn"t Get To Say Goodbye
I didn't even get to say GOODBYE Why did you have to go? I hope your happy wherever you are I will always love you so. I'd try to copy eveything you did, you were always so good. I looked up to you every day, I'd be you if I could. I remember we'd play the same old game, I'd always try to cheat. You'd always sit in the same old seat, I'd always try to take your place. You meant the world to me and my mom, we'll love you forever. I remember we'd always watch the same old film, Fried green tomatos. You meant to my mom the most, she was ever so strong. She had to be tough for the whole family, your leaving us was wrong. I didn't even get to say goodbye, why did you have to go? I hope your happy wherever you are.
A Broken Hearted Girl Sometimes Never Gets By..
This ones kinda weird. This may be the girl coming out in me. But I've been thinking. A lot...I guess maybe I am ready to let go and settle down..(cough!!) I have never had a man tell me that they couldn't live without me in their life. I have had so many tell me they loved me. But none that ever appeared to be my knight and shinning armor. I have never had a old friend confess love. Excluding Tim. Sometimes I wonder whether I am good enough or not to even have the man I want. Dreams may fill my head of him all day. But when days turn to nights and I lay in bed..alone and wonder what life would be like with him by my side. What it would be like in the morning waking up to his angelic face. What it would feel like to know he was coming home to me. Wondering what it would be like to know he was looking forward to looking in my eyes. I never had a man really purpose to me. The whole nice dinner or the on one knee thing. I have had many men purpose to me but it was never the way I wanted
Final Hug
We embrace, my arms around your thin stomach this is everything, this is our final meet now its in fates hands, if we were meant to be but watching you get out of that car walking me to my front door, we don't bother with those heartfelt goodbyes with a small frown you walk away forever with that smile i love so much i learned so much from you, i cant believe your gone that final hug the last time we see each other your family drives off to a new life as i lose myself in a puddle of tears, the car I've ridden in so many times slips from my grasp and view forever.
Your Undoubtedly Losing No Sleep....
WOOOOHOOOO!!! Yes finally after being out of work for a month, I am back in my game. and the feeling is awesome!!!!I am the type of person that really just cannot sit around and do nothing, so I was going stir-crazy. No more unemployment to claim for me. I am going to be making some pretty good money. Much better environment and alot closer to home. Plus it is what I know how to do. I won't disclose on here what exactly it is or where because of certain people who think they can try and ruin my life, But just know that it is nothing stupid, skanky, or illegal in any way shape or form, I mean c'mon, I have kids and a wonderful husband, plus I am not one to sell myself short.those who ACTUALLY KNOW me, know that I'm not one who can be knocked down so easily. Tootles~`Jen Although I don't see how you would be able to sleep knowing what you have done was totally wrong. Do you have any regard for anyone other than yourself??? I have kids, or does that even matter to you. But then why woul
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Cool Song
3 Doors DownIt's Not My Time Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com KerliWalking On Air Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Just Rambing Stuff
Worse yet, they never made it to submission to the overlords! Nope, I'm talking about the camera itself. For some reason no matter what size paper I use, the camera focuses on me and leaves the paper blurry. At best a 10 X 15 sheet looks like it is inked in dots. And some how my head keeps comeing out bigger than the paper. Self Focusing, self timing camera's??? I think I need an operator. This is just nuts.
Im Not Insane Im Just A # 1 Bitch
IM NOT INSANE IM JUST A # 1 BITCH, all this time i thought i was the one loseing my mind i was the one that was in the wrong i was the one that wasnt understanding a damm thing...When the whole time it was some thing way differnt all together its a wonder i didnt lose it all but then again with things i deal with every singel dammm day i havent lost it because i have more self control then alot of people think i do. I HAVE BENT OVER BACKWORDS to help many of people and i have bit my damm tounge for alot others but at this point in time and day of age i dont give a rats ass no more who likes me and who dont...because if u dont like me then its ur lose and if u do then i guess i like you also. IM NOT INSANE IM JUST A # 1 BITCH and if u u can live with that also live that its my way or the damm highway and the highway is full of trucks and buses so watch out ur ass might get hit or jacked but then again i guess its ur problem not mine if u took the highway..... Deal with it because i d
Heres To My Girls!!
What's so poignant about this picture? Well, it shows a line of little girls holding hands facing the immensity of ocean waves. Alone they might be washed away, but together they stand strong. Thank you each for holding my hand somewhere along the way when I was facing a wave of my own. I hope you will reach for my hand when your own wave threatens. All of us girls.. Old and young... Near and far... Hold special memories of good times we've shared. We've had our share of hard times when our friends were there to make us feel better. We've shared... our hearts our time our secrets our fears our hopes and our dreams. Let us never break the chain of friends! Pass this on to all of those girls that you are happy to have as friends. And if you get this back, then you know the chain of friends is strong! I am only as strong as the caffeine I drink, the hair spray I use and the girlfriends I have. Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one
Cool
i read this article that says men make 5 mistakes on dates that wrenk first dates. 1..they try to impress or show too much...well inst that what a first date is make a good impression 2...dont listen to what the woman is saying...that is bs because that first date is when we are on our best because we are trying to get more or second date 3..Men Aren't Chivalrous... i always open doors and pay, but in this new era women want to be more indepent so why are they complaning 4...Men Don't Take Initiative...they say i dont know alot and i dont care or whatever you like...back to making a good impression and not messing up a date 5...Men Say They'll Call and Then Don't... ok i understand this one, but come on who hasnt done or said this...usually say this on a bad date i think that dating is hard. so much pressure that we make mistakes or do bad things. dating should be like friendship be able to take them anywhere and have fun. then if more happens then it happens on
My Poetry
When I think of you, I see eyes of a wonderful lover, Heart of a father and hands so soft. So soft to hold your unborn child. I see you lead me into paradise where gorogus love birds cherp. Eternal to me means, You as mine forever(Husband and wife, Father and Mother). Where on a mission to start a new life together. When I think of you, I see your wings come down, swooping me up gently and flying away to that dream place we see as a couple. Nobody can compare to you or the terrific heart you have. We should never have to depart from eachother. Only you can sweep me off my feet All the bad aching pains I hold in my heart, Dissapear when you hold me. Your dreams interwind with me so we achieve our goals together. We will not go forward alone on achieveing our goals. As one, We will work together. At night when I look high in the sky, The stars light, Remind me of the stars entrance to your soul. There's nothing better then two meoldies becomming a sympthony. Now that's appo
No More Tears
Slow Night Deep Thoughts
I love this place. What crazy fun hanging out with Cyberpeople. Some of whom I would truely like to know in the real world others of you I'm not so sure. LOL
Summer Of Drugs A.k.a. "pipe Dreams"
This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the so-called Summer of Love. Honest and intelligent people will remember it for what it really was: the Summer of Drugs. Forty years ago hordes of stoned, dirty, stinky hippies converged on San Francisco to "turn on, tune in, and drop out," which was the calling card of LSD proponent Timothy Leary. Turned off by the work ethic and productive American Dream values of their parents, hippies instead opted for a cowardly, irresponsible lifestyle of random sex, life-destroying drugs and mostly soulless rock music that flourished in San Francisco. The Summer of Drugs climaxed with the Monterey Pop Festival which included some truly virtuoso musical talents such as Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, both of whom would be dead a couple of years later due to drug abuse. Other musical geniuses such as Jim Morrison and Mama Cass would also be dead due to drugs within a few short years. The bodies of chemical-infested, brain-dead liberal deniers conti
Just Being Me
Man I sm feeling buzzed, I gotta love me RUM. Drinking is fun. I am drunk adn high as hell. i don't even know why I am writing this no one will even read this bullshit or those who read this will probably think I am fucking retarded. LOL bu those who actually know me will know that I am just being drunken self! O well Peace the fuck out! :D
B-days
i dont know why i try to find someone to care or love me for me cause all i get is a game ..... is it cause im too hairy or too old or to young ..... im not looking for a one night stand im looking to settel down but what the fuck noone wants me all i here is games n keep being played like a sucker .... i got a big heart n ill stand up for my woman n try to take care of her the best i can but when noone will give me a chance why do i keep trying id be better off dead n then noone will miss me cause that realy never cared about me in the first place ..... yes im hurt n im pissed i just got told was not intersted n GOODBYE again wtf do i have to beet wemon or use them or hurt them .... well if thats the case i guess ill never find anyone so in a week i will say goodbye to everyone here in a blog cause ill deleate everything i have ever created n onone will ever miss me cause thay dont want to know mw im sry GOOD BYE !!!!!!!!!!!! i hope i was a good laugh when i was here i know i wont be
Lyrics
9 out of 10 men this applies to.... and i can think of my nine right off the top of my head. wanna know if your one of the 9 or if your the one exception just ask. Insensitive: How do you cool your lips After a summer's kiss How do you rid the sweat After the body bliss How do you turn your eyes From the romantic glare How do you block the sound of a voice You'd know anywhere Oh I really should have known By the time you drove me home By the vagueness in your eyes Your casual good-byes By the chill in your embrace The expression on your face That told me you might have some advice to give On how to be insensitive How do you numb your skin After the warmest touch How do you slow your blood After the body rush How do you free your soul After you've found a friend How do you teach your heart it's a crime To fall in love again Oh you probably won't remember me It's probably ancient history I'm
Wedding Count Down
Well.. Im not sure if every one knows... but we finally set a date for our wedding some time ago... I just havent gotten around to telling everyone about it.. but .. the days keep passing by and its getting closer so I thought I would run a Count down to the BIG DAY!!! .... August 30th, 2007.... 49 days to go and counting.... Wish us luck!!!!
Velvet Revolver
Single Woman's Prayer
SINGLE WOMAN'S PRAYER Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
Commence Forth With Rage
The rage over the events of today is still building inside of me. I have no idea why i have let what was said get the better of me but it has. The best thing to have done would have been to not of opened that IM and just let it go right? Well haha thats easier said than done when you are humiliated, degraded, betrayed, rigidly cold, heart broken that someone would even fathom to say the things they have said to me today. I cannot even express my rage towards this person right now. possibilities of ever being friends again are for now and some time probably very much out of the picture. I was supposed to be the better person in this situation and just let it go, but how can you let something go that rips down your dignity? It was like this person took salt and poured it all over an open wound... I will say this, everything i said to and about this person still stands true until i get an apology. They owe me this much. Until then, do not expect me to be the one to go to you with
Phat Gurlz Rawk!!
THIS BLOG MAY BE OFFEND YOU. IF IT DOES, OR YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE OPINIONS STATED HERE, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IT IS OFF THE CUFF, AND NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE. ALSO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STOP READING AT ANY TIME AND BLOCK ME. THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT THIS MINUTE, IT MAY CHANGE AS SOON AS I POST IT. ANYWAYS, VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK AND OR PLEASURE.OK, this is a test. I have never blogged on cherrytap b4 so I gotta blog about something to test it out. So what is a better subject than all you fuckin' hot ass phat gurlz? Yes, I freely admit it. I like me a plump girl. I would point a few out, that get me hot and bothered, but ya gotta be careful about that shit, cause even when you think a phat chix hot and you tell her so, it can turn into one of those "moments". You know, like in Goodfellas when Joe Pesce is fuckin with the kid about how he's "funny". Why do I like phat chix? I don't know. Why do you like chocolate, or bacon, or kittens (but not puppies). I just do. They're warmer. More h