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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No; what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here."

what is this world coming to ??? lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?" Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe) "If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please" Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "OK." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now I know why they record these conversations! Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." Operator: "Went away?" Caller: "They disappeared." Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" Caller: "Nothing." Operator: "Nothing??" Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??" Caller: "How do I tell?" Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??" Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?" Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type." Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??" Caller: "What's a monitor?" Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??" Caller: "I don't know." Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??" Caller: "Yes, I think so." Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: "Yes, it is." Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice if there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." Caller: "Okay, here it is." Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." Caller: "I can't reach." Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??" Caller: "No." Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??" Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." Operator: "Dark??" Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then." Caller: "I can't." Operator: "No? Why not??" Caller: "Because there's a power failure." Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??" Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?" Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is." Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??" Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!"

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 7. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 8. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 9. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ------------------ In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?). On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....). On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)

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Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then pass it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, This is the real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The One that Waits Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Addict EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predicts future. GREAT kisser. Always gets what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LIBRA - The BEST One Nice to everyone they meet, Unless they get bad vibes from the person they're meeting. Their Love is one of a kind, but if done wrong, they cut you off like it's nothing. Silly, fun and sweet. Have their own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However not the kind of person you wanna mess with . You might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. ARIES - The Liar Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. ......... 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. ......... 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward. GEMINI - Irresistible Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in the you know where department.. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CANCER - The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freaky. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward. PISCES - The Partner for Life Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predicts future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward. TAURUS - The Tramp Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone he or she meets. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know what department!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I cant help but wonder..... What was I thinking. Congrats on your wedding day!........ To bad no one likes your husband / wife How could two people as beautiful as you..... Have such an ugly baby I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.... After having met you, I've changed my mind I must admit you brought religion to my life.... I've never believed in hell until I met you As the days go by I think of how lucky I am...... That your not here to ruin it for me As you grow older. I think of all the gifts you've given me..... Like the need for therapy Thanks for being a part of my life.... I never knew what evil was before this Before you go..... Would you please take the knife out of my back, you'll probably need it again Someday I hope to get married.... But not to you You look great for your age.... Almost lifelike When we were together you always said you'd die for me..... Now that we've broken up I think its time you kept your promise I knew the day would come that you would leave me for my best friend..... So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys We have been friends for a very long time..... What do you say we call it quits I'm so miserable without you.... It's almost like your here Congratulations on your new bundle of joy..... Did you ever find out who the father was You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...... I'd miss you a lot and think of you often Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday..... So were having you put to sleep

1. You can correctly pronounce words like Tesuque, Cerrillos, Acoma, Buena, Ocotillo, and Pojoaque, and Isleta (and you actually know what or where they are!). 2. You have been told by at least one out-of-state vendor that they are going to charge you extra for international shipping. 3. You expect to pay more if your house is made of Adobe. 4. You can order your Big Mac with green chile. 5. You buy salsa by the half-gallon. 6. Dunno where #6 went? 7. Your Christmas decorations include "red Chiles, a half-ton of sand and 200 paper bags." 8. Most restaurants you go to begin with "El" or "Los." 10. You price shop for tortillas. 11. You have an extra freezer just for green Chile. 12. You consider Billy the Kid a state hero. 13. You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful front lawn. 14. You ran for state legislature just so you could speed legally. 15. You pass on the right because that is the fast-lane. 16. You think Sonic is "America's Favorite Drive-in." 17. Your swamp cooler got knocked off your roof by a Dust Devil. 18. You have been or know someone who has been abducted by aliens. 19. You can actually hear the Taos hum. 20. All your out-of-state friends and relatives ask if they can drink the water when they come to visit. 21. When someone says "Las Vegas" you think of a small New Mexico town in the northeastern part of the state. 22. You iron your jeans to "dress up." 23. You don't see anything wrong with drive-up window liquor sales. 24. Your other vehicle is also a pick-up truck. 25. Two of your cousins are in Santa Fe, one in the legislature, the other in the state penitentiary. 26. You know what it means when a waitress asks you whether you want "red or green." 27. You're relieved when the pavement ends because the dirt road has fewer potholes. 28. You see nothing odd when, in the conversations of the people in line around you at the grocery store, every other word of each sentence alternates between Spanish and English. 29. You've seen the bat flight at Carlsbad Caverns and have a t-shirt that says "Bats need friends, too!" 30. You know you are special because you're from the Land of Enchantment!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that b**** knows I'm smarter than her.

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?__later.._____________ kiss me? let me kiss you? watch a movie with me? take me out to dinner? drive me somewhere? hug me? buy me food? would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?yes..sing car karaoke w/ me? sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? re-post this for me to answer your questions? give me a piggyback ride? come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... think I'm cute? want to kiss me? want to cuddle with me? AM i... ____odd but fun? ____cute? ____funny? ____ cool? ____interesting to talk to? HAVE Y0U EVER... thought about me? thought there might be an "us"? thought about hookin up with me? found yourself wanting to kiss me? wished I were there?

71 QUESTIONS I GUARANTEE YOU'VE NEVER ANSWERED! 1. would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Hmmmmm......my cat...?? yea sure I'll kiss my cat again....why not!!! =P 2. What song describes your relationship status? Somewhere over the Rainbow...???!!!! Or something like that! 3. How much does your dog weigh? hmmmm well I don't think my cat would like to be called a dog....even though sometimes I swear she acts like one....haha!!!! 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breaker? hmmmm....is this a trick question...cuz I could swear that that is the same question...LMAO!! 5. Ever waxed your legs? I don't think thats any of your busness HA! The world my never know =P 6. Earrings or necklaces? ummm would it be too feminin if I said a necklace??? =) 7. Who have you talked to most today? besides me myself and I???!! ummm myself 9. Friend of the opposite sex that lives closest to you? ummmm....that girl over there! 10.color of your shirt? ummm and if I'm not wearing a shirt?? Skin colored =P 11. How many years have you taken a language? I don't take a language...usually I learn them...but hey if you have the talent to take a language....I would really like to meet you!!! =P 12. Who's on speed dial 2? ummm I would tell you but you wouldn't beleave me!!! =P....you see saten and I are best buds...and well.... 13. What color is your background on your computer mainly? its actually not ever just one one color cuz if you think about it all colors are made up of differnt colors so in reality you can never have just one color....=P well exept black, or white....but who wants just black and white that would be raceist....HA!! 14. Do you wish on 11:11? hmmmm ok who thought that one up...I mean come on what the sunificace of 11:11??? some guy wake up one day and say hey its 11:11 I wish I could have something to eat I'm hungry...and then his girlfriend or mommy comes in with some pancakes and he thought HOLY SHIT!!! It came true I"m gunna spread the word that 11:11 is a magical number on the clock that grants you a wish!!!! COME ON!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!! 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? ummmm well common sence says to take a tent and food....but then again there are those "speacial ppl" out there that umm well are "special" and well they don't...and those ppl shouldn't be aloud to leave there home if there THAT "special". hehe! 16. Are you a bad influence? ok this is an unfair question, becuase everyone could be cosidered a bad influance, becuase we all make differnt choises whats good for the goose is not nessisarrly good for the gander...there for someones right could be someone elses wrong...=P *god I love turning shit around* hahahaha!!! 17. What color are your eyes? one is purple with black poka dots the other is plad........really!!!! I'm not joken....!!!! *suckers* 18. Would you rather have your name or your siblings name? ummmm I don't really see myself as a Keddy....and well I don't really think I look like a Patrick....so my guess is no, I'm a David.....=P 19. Would you do anything for someone? does someone include me??!!!! why must it alwasy be about somoene else....why can't it be about me every once and awhile!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!!!! oh haha sorry...=P 20. Have you ever been called a whore? hmmmm...it what context =P LMAO!!! 21. favorite color? pick one!! =P 22. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? me??? =P naaaaa =D don't know what your talkin about =.. I don't use smily faces at all =() 23. What song is on? Rubber Ducky 24. Are your grades good? wow....considering I haven't been graded in A VERY LONG TIME...I would have to say yea sure!!! :P 25. Do you have any friends with benefits? Hmmmm well I've never had a friend that paid for my dental, health and vision if you find one let them know I would love to be there friend =D 26. Would you date anyone on your top friends? If ever given the chance there are a few I would consider dateing.....but they may not feel the same way so i just remain friends. =) 27. Does your best friend have a myspace account? why yes 28. Who's page did you last visit? Kris's 29. Last time you went out to lunch? ummm Yesterday 30. Do you watch the Gilmore Girls? yes as a matter of fact I put on my jammies pop some popcorn snuggle up on the couch with my pillow and I"m like sooooo excited that its comeing on...I just can't contain my self........WARF!!!!!! 31. Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson? whata whoda what??? 32. Have you ever seen or enjoyed watching the O.C.? see the above statement but put GAG!!! after the WARF!!!! 33. Do you have one or more Britney Spears C.D.s? see above statements but instead you will see a noose at the end of that with me dangling on the end.... 34. Which radio stations are your favorites? 105.5 and 94key 35. Are you a Lost fanatic? Lost yes......fanatic...depends on the situation...=P 36. still have pictures of your ex's? actually yes a couple of them I do.... 37. Do you have a song by Ozzy Osbourne in your library? ok who doesn't 38. Alannis Morsette? ummmmm..... 39. Do you watch Family Guy Regularly? regular...there is another trick question as regular for some ppl differs from that of another regular could mean every 2 days or once everymonth....so my regular could mean not so regular to someone else...=P 40. King of the Hill? haha I remember that game!!!!!!!!! *sniffle, I never was able to be the king of the hill* *cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 41. Do you read trashy romance novels often? just the other day I was reading this really sappy one where this guy was just about f.................................oh haha forgot you were listening...ummm no never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 42. Do you ever forget to give a Christmas/birthday present? christmas???? birthday!!!!!??? what are those??!!! 43. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car? there is no obnoxious about it I sound like a rockstar IN MY CAR!!!!!!! 44. Do you sing obnoxiously in the shower when no one's home? AGAIN READ THE ABOVE QUESTION.....add in the shower to that!!!! 45. Have you ever watched a little kid's show when you were over 12? who says I'm over 12???? [[The Necessary Love Questions That Aren't So Necessary]] 46. Have you ever pretended your crush was with you when they werent? HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT MY CRUSH LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF HER.....its ok hon they didn't mean it.....!!!!!! ASSHOLES!!!!!! 47. Did you draw pictures for your first crush back in elementary school? well if you want to call it a PICTURE of her....it was more like a bunch of lines that made sence to me at the time haha!!! 48. Have you ever liked a girl/boy but didnt ask her/him out because you were afraid? ummmmmm if I said no would you call me a lier...=P 49. Have you ever written a poem or story about your life? again TRICK question....allow me to explain....you could never write a story about your life becuase your life is not over yet...so therefore your story would never be comepleat therefore you couldn't call it story becuase a story has a begining and an end...and if you wrote it about your life it would not end becuase you would be dead and could not write how it ended becuase you were dead before you could write that.....=P if that did not theraly confuse you then you are smarter than you look!!!! HA!!! 50. Have you ever spent over an hour thinking about nothing but your crush? ok would that be on the verge of obession...??!!! kinda scary.....!!! 51. Have you ever liked someone solely for their appearance? sorry there is no room for shallowness in my life....I'm friends with whoever would like be friends with me....end of story [[The Questions You Love:Completely and Utterly Pointless Ones]] 52. Do you eat all the servings in the food groups on a daily basis? I'm not even gunna waste the brain cells to answer that question.... 53. Are you ever a freak about cleanliness or organization? ummmmm..... 54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa? is that like up north!!!!! 55. Do you know how to knit? yes and paint my nails and and wear womens und...........ummmm HELL NO!!!!! HAHAHA!!!! 56. Do you have a cell phone or iPod with a patterned cover? see above statement...!!! 57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them in your profile? ummmmm take a look yourself...... 58. Do you keep a journal or diary? along with my box of my ex's letters and with there pictures and with......ummm no!!!! .. 59. When you open your closet, what is the dominant color? ummmmm why can't we all just get along why must there be dominance in the world....can't it be equal....we are all equal in the eyes of me!!!!!!!! =P hahahaa [[Truly Unusual This or That Questions]] 60. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!! 61. Physics or chemistry? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 62. Earphones or headphones? NOSE PLUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 63. pink or teal? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 64. Earrings or a ring? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 65. Commitment or casual dating? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 66. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? Star Wars that was a serous question!!!! 67. Fly or road trip? TACO BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 68. Starbucks? SURE.............HAHAHA BET YOU THOUGHT I WAS GUNNA SAY TACO BELL HUH!!! HEHEHE =P fool you!!! [[Another Wave of Random Questions]] 69. What is your favorite Disney movie? ALIANS!!!!!??? 70. Have you ever bought clothing at Sears? SORRY I DON'T SHOP AT KMART!!! :P 71. What's the last thing you drank? ummm it was wet...it quenched my thirst...and it tasted like.....ummm...what was that?? 72. What is going on in your head?? one potatoe two patatoe three patatoe four!!!!!!!