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Nascar Fans
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Wendy's Believe It Or Not?
ok, so imagine you live in portugal and your moving house. you find a lovely farm house set in a decent plot of land. the place has been empty for 15 years! whilst exploring your new property you find a large barn in the trees. the door is padlocked shut and its all rusted solid. so you grind the padlock open......... and this is what you find....... http://mma.tv/tuf/index.cfm?ac=ListMessages&PID=1&TID=991002&FID=2&pc=27 go check it out One-Eyed Kitten Sold To Museum Little Creature To Join Debate On Science, Religion (AP) GRANBY, N.Y. The one-eyed, noseless kitten that inspired an international debate last year over whether it was a hoax is coming to a new museum of oddities in central New York. The museum founder, who believes in creationism, said the kitten is meant to launch another debate about how science and religion intersect. The Oregon woman who owned the kitten said she turned down Ripley's Believe it or Not! and sold the remains to John Adolfi
Happy
If I had to live my life in just one day I would choose today If I had one dream to fulfill It would be this dream If I could be with only one person It would be you I would speak So only you would hear I would laugh So only you would laugh in return I would cry So only you would hug away my hurt If all my wishes were to come true They have at this moment If luck ever shined in my life It is now If sorrow came tomorrow I have already loved a lifetime....Today
Thought Of The Moment
Remember the worst day on the green side of the grass, beats the best day on the brown side of the grass!!!!! Follow your Heart, trust Your instincts, spend time with Your inner Soul.....and listen to Your head every once in awhile. Maybe it is true that we don't know what we got until we lose it, but it is also true that We don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe when the door of happiness closes, another opens. But often We look so long at closed doors that We don't see the one that has been opened for Us.
Relentless Hell
i dont really care if people are catually reading this not like anyone really does so fuck it that is all
New To The Scene
I'm new to scene and just wanted to say hey and hope everyone is enjoying themselves. Hope to see some of you really soon.
Our Government
This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over!!!!! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions < SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees sh
What Is Sexy?
Sexy is a matter of opinion. In defining sexy, there are no rules, only preferences. One man finds eyes to be a woman's most attractive physical quality while another considers her hips or waist the most appealing. Some women like tall, dark, and handsome men; some women like smaller, blonder, even more fragile men. Like features, opinions change from person to person. Sexy is a matter of personality and confidence. A person can have a body to be envied, but without a matching personality, they are not classy. Classiness is conveyed through simple confidence. Classically sexy people are confident in their appearance and composure. They may not necessarily be super-model beautiful or drop-dead handsome, but they possess an unshakable assuredness of their worth. They are not arrogant, but they know who they are and are secure in that knowledge. Classically sexy people do not feel the need to bare all because they do not define their worth by how much they can attract.
Wtf????
I am the perfect mix of "good" and "bad" boy!!! Why do I have some women ready to give up their first born(metephorically speaking), and some that will tell me they will, then treat me like the trash they threw out last year? I treat women like they should be treated, opening doors, helping them down off high barstools, paying for drinks, giving them any and everything they want. But at the same time giving them the feeling of safety of knowing NO ONE will fuck with them when they are with me, cause I am who I am!!!
Holidays
Wishing all friends and family, and all the other Cherries I have yet to meet, a Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Quansit, Happy Chanaka, through another Yule lof on the fire and so on and so forth.
Friends
I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away.wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them my best friends! Well after 18 odd years of renting and spending money for nothing, i just closed on my new house.... this is the best thing to hapen to me next to my kids..... I`m so excited it seems overwhelming..... just had to tell all my friends..... Just online here today for a few hours. I have seen many peoples profiles and rate them cause i think i`m a good guy.. well after some time i noticed that hardly anyone sends comments or even looks at my profile.. i`m not saying i`m a great looking guy, just the average guy looking to meet some friends... hoping some that have time to
What Makes A Great Lover?
Everyone always talks about how so-and-so is a great lover or a lousy lover. What do they mean? Of course, not everyone is in agreement about what makes one lover amazing and another abysmal.But I do think there are some great, universal sex truths. Here are nine commandments for being an amazing lover, plus clues that your bedmate's repertoire could use some improvement. Laws of the Great Lover 1. He's super-observant. A great lover doesn?t make love to you as if you?re a generic woman; he talks to you and finds out what you want. He listens and learns from your pleasurable moans, body tension and breathing patterns. 2. He's a good talker. Great sex goes way beyond the physical. A truly amazing lover stimulates your mind and emotions. He tells you that you?re beautiful from head to toe — and you believe him. He makes you feel sexy and desirable, which turns you on that much more! 3. He has great hands. Fingertips to palms, he understands the power of touch and lets
Movies
Movies i seen tonight blast not bad, nice cast and V for Vendetta not bad at all.
Things
this is a very true and very painful story. i wish i knew how to tell everyone what rape does to ones mind and emotional status... well, please repost. please, for all the girls [such as me] who have been raped... repost and let people know. Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a
When "i Love You" Is Scary...
i've got this nasty little habit of telling people, some of which i even just met, "i love you". now mind you, it's not always so profound and forlorned. sometimes, when expressing it in writing, i even try to diffuse it by spelling it 'l-u-v' instead of 'l-o-v-e'. and more often than not, it's based more on admiration and respect than any romantic or physical attractions. Trouble is, i found people tend to freak out or begin to noticeably distance themselves when those words are spoken/written. what's up with that? what is so wrong or threatening with having genuine feelings for some one based on the observations made on how admirable and/or appealing they may be? do people honestly believe that to love a person automatically means desiring and lusting for them as well? there are all kinds of and ways you can actually love some one...and all be realistically genuine. i mean c'mon…when somebody says they "love" their dog, does that mean they want to have sex with them? (well…in most ca
Tonight Sucks
WELL TONIGHT WAS A REALLY BAD NIGHT. I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, NOW I AM PAYING THE PRICE. SOMETIMES BEING NICE CAN COME BACK AND BITE YOU IN THE ASS. I WANT TO REALLY VENT HERE. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO DO THAT. LETS JUST SAY I WAS TAKEN FOR A FOOL, WAS USED, AND TOSSED ASIDE. IT IS MY FAULT FOR NOT BEING SMARTER. SO NOW I AM PAYING FOR IT FINANCIALLY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY EMOTIONALLY. ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL LEARN AND I WONT BE WALKED ALL OVER LIKE THIS AGAIN. WELL THAT IS ALL I AM GOING TO SAY. I WILL TRY ONCE AGAIN TO GET TO SLEEP.
Life & Nature
rahu ketu No planet is entirely bad who so ever it is on the subject of life and its effects on to life, in fact its time or time period which make one good or bad as per the respective mode or association their in, so is the case for Ketu. Ketu and mars belongs to same category while to inflict in life with a difference of pace, mars is super fast to interact with where as Ketu has its own pace and game plane for life. If Rahu or Ketu placed in zodiac at Kendra may be taken as 4th, 7th, or 10th house happily including very first and links the lord of trine houses in any of its mode then they inflict extremely fine result or out come in their reflective period in life, as it form a kind of raj yoga, very auspicious all the way. Much other yoga also has the similar impact on life through Rahu & Ketu. One can expect any thing good as inflicted by the benefic planets by Rahu and Ketu n their transit but based in their zodiac status and forming yoga’s their. May god bl
Personality Tesy
Tiff0210
Hello everyone out in "cherryland"! I'm new to this site...trying to figure it all out. Just wanted to say thanks for the comments and compliments! Hope everyone is having Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!
Life
Dedication to the memory Of my waste of time Chanty If she were to die I would not shed a tear Only thank god She's no longer here. You gave me all the heat Still wanting me to take you off your feet You would love me Then you'd hate me Then you blame me For the way you've made me I hate the fact of what you ment Full of regret Was it real or was it the attention Oh I failed to mention You would love me Then you'd hate me Then you blame me For the way you've made me Fuck you Fuck your black heart Fuck your Laffs Fuck your fake ass plastic self So many words From your mouth Your talk is cheap Like your heart Where I really never had a part You would love me Then you'd hate me Then you blame me For the way you've made me It was all a dream I've left your drama scene It my fault For letting myself Get that extreme Feelings of happiness To help your selfishness So people close to me know my health isn't to good and I have alot
Contess
cherry tap has brought me so many new friends i realy injoy being a part of cherry tap and i want to say to all my new friends out thaks hope to hear from you all soon BORICUA DADDY - PREZ NY CHAPTER CT KINGZ & QUEENZ@ CherryTAP
Random
Searching for love is not an easy task everyone makes promises that will never last.. There are those that know what love is and then there are those that confuse it with lust.. For I have experience both first hand and there both deadly to the heart.. I open my heart and find my self open to fail once more and I’m not even there.. What to do what to do.. Do I take that chance and deal with the feeling of rejection later but knowing once again I find another friend for life.. or should I just let it go and leave well enough alone.. These are the things that contemplate my mind.. Sometimes I just want to cry.. In these past two years god has put two men in my path that have gain a huge part of my heart but yet one of them has already become my friend for life.. the other is on the same path.. Emotions are soaring and my body is calling.. I want to feel his touch in an intimate manner.. I want to know what it feels like to be cuddled and feel some kind of emotion that I have never f
Forced Perversion
Monday, November 06, 2006 Current mood: sore I KNOW everyone is interested in how my first colonoscopy went - and before you ask, yes I do have pics and will be posting them here soon for your viewing pleasure. How can I summarize this......no problems found - other than known problems. The shot they gave me was so good, I don't think I would have cared who was back there or what they did. This kinda scares me a little... ;) However, I think I shall die before I ever again take ANY med designed to "clean me out:". The first drug Doctor Jellyfinger prescribed was some kind of mix that even made the nurse sick just talking about it. I went to the pharmacy and got the crap (no pun intended) but upon reading, smelling and seeing this stuff, death didn't seem so bad. AND you have to drink FOUR litres of it - in like 2 seconds or you will crap your pants before you can put it down. After much careful consideration, I decided to pass (no pun intended) on this drug. I s
Why Buy The Pig
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ...Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but o
Show Some Luv!!
My cousin just signed up and I wonder if you all can show her some Cherry Luv. her handle is "Means". Thanks! Kisses Alicious
Happy Holidays!!
i just wanted to wish everyone on Cherry Tap safe and happy holidays and of course a wonderful new year!! may everyone recieve what they want under the tree or from santa. myself i just want my kids to have a wonderful Christmas!!
Walmart Fun In The Wee Hours
It's amazing how much fun one can have hanging out at Walmart for hours at a time. At 2am, some of my friends and I had nothing to do. Starting in the grocery section, we made our way around the entire store messing with whatever free merchandise was around to screw with. A word of caution... Turning a can of air upside-down and spraying it on your friend can hurt their skin. I have experienced this a few hours previous, and my skin still feels tingly and some of the skin is flaking off, so be careful. :-P Anything from throwing footballs, to playing video games, to putting motorcycle helmets on and have head-butting contests can be enjoyed at Wal-mart. My advice to all those who can't sleep and are bored. Call up a friend and go chill at Wal-mart. It's cheap, makes for good stories, and you could very well have a time of your life. :-P
Cant Sleep
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them. I read this quote earlier in the evening... could it be true... I am not one to fall in love often, in fact I can only think of one time my entire life that I have been in love... but it seems that when I do I fall hard and fast... is this wrong of me... Is it wrong of me to fall so fast...I must work this out so bare with me... I have met someone pretty damn incredible... wow... I spoke with him on the phone for three hours tonight and I was sad to say goodnight... we agreed, that we are on the same level... we have the same types of thoughts, we think about the same things, and the funny thing is they arent normal thoughts... they are the type of thoughts that really do make sense, but most people just dont understand... the things that keep me awake at night are on his mind also... and we can pretty much complete each others sentences... its
Hello
I am tired of all the drama yall can just leave me alone from now on...I want no further drama in my life I have enough to deal with on my own. So if yall don't have anything nice to say...keep it to your own damn self I am SOOOO done with all this myspace fubar drama shit. I from now on will only talk to people worth my time and effort. Those are the people I care about and the people that are in my lounge. Everyone else can go take a flying leap. NO MORE DRAMA!!!!! I am an enigma wrapped in a mystery ...a long forgotten book with cryptic pages. A forgotten but always remembered person. A song that is rarley played but remembered in detail. The lover that dreams...the diamond in the rough. A room with many windows with the shades pulled tight..to get into my mind is to loose yourself Judge not what you see before you but the person inside what you see
Roevka's Blog
Hi People, Today I went shopping. It's getting colder and I needed a new coat. I went to a shop and I asked one of the girls to assist me. I don't know anything about fashion and what is in. So any help was welcome. So I found a coat myself felt good and warm. Well what else could I buy? I asked her to find me some shirts and jeans. Took me one hour to fit all the clothes she suggested. She was very patient with me. When I was done I had to pay. So I asked her if she was the boss. She said: "No, and she isn't here either". Well then, I said, I wanna buy thoose clothes if you give me a discount. What's the bill and how much will you do off the price". She looked a little difficult and said: "Okay, the bill will be 250 Euro's (US$ 300,-) and you will get a 10% discount". Okay I'm fine with that. I paid her the 250 and she gave 25 change back. I gave her the money back and said that's your tip share it with the other girl. Told her to have a Merry Christmas. It was so f&*#%g funny t
Cogito Produit Scribio Con Sua.
To the moral and or religious minority FASCIST BASTARD that labelled two of My pics "NSFW" and thus DESTROYED the integrity of the album : THANKS FOR NOTHING, BASTARD .:|:. To the idiots at the fubar SHOP that allowed such a travesty to go unchallenged, (and thereby ended up licking the moral/religious Fascist's ARSE): Thanks for the support: Your FAILURE to do your job PROPERLY will be certain to encourage ME to bring other people to such a WONDERFULLY SUPPORTIVE SITE, where the religious and moral MINORITY get to DICTATE both the freedom of speech of the rest of the membership AND of the site management. Such consistant brown-nosing is certain to be rewarded : one day, sites like fubar will cease to exist, having been eroded by the brown-nosing of the religous moral minorityand bowing to them, conceding more and more until NOTHING of worth or interest remains to keep membership here. In the faint hope that fubar management wakes up to what is, literally happening under the
My 30th Birthday
It came and went, and nobody on CherryTap remembered...It was the 16th...Feeling a little hung over right now, but had to come and write...Hope you all have a great holiday...
A Day In The Live Of Dave
There still isn't much going on right now in my life, but in the next week to week and a half, I'm gonna be perminantly moving into my first apartment. It's about time I get out of my parents' house finally..haha! That's about the only thing going on right now. since this is my first blog entry, I'm gonna keep it short and simple. I really have nothing to talk about right now, so I'll just leave it at that, for today. Besides I don't like sharing too much of my life online, since one never knows who's reading their blogs, and what trouble can be started by people reading them.
Duluxdeman
just booked two tickets to see Ozzy Osborne live at the wembley arena london 19th june 2007 with black label society in support.so looking forward to it. dear friends please would you vote for me by leaving a comment and a rating thanks very much duluxdeman http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=176548&i=275742887 duluxdeman Expensive Gigolo 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
Brain Teaser
How good are your eyes? Can you find the C? Good luck - good for the brain! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999
Dedications To My Son
Devin Michael Duval June 20,1993-December 1,2005 On December 1, 2005, I lost a part of me that I never got a chance to know, and now will never have that chance again. That person was my son Devin Michael Duval. When he was only 4 years old, he was diagnosed with Leukemia. Because of differences between Devin's mother and I, I was never given the chance to become the father I wanted to, to Devin. I will always regret not enforcing my rights as a father. So please anyone out there that has a child, do everything possible to spend time with them. You never know when God is going to call them home. He is always in need of Angels, and Devin surely was one. I will always cherish every moment I spent with Devin, and he will always be alive in my heart. Till I see you again in Heaven, My Son, I will always think of you and keep a candle burning in your memory. I Love You and will never forget You. Who You'd Be Today Video - Kenny Chesney lyricsKenny Chesne
Merry Christmas!
Sooo, here is my tale...and believe me its all true ;o) I went to shower, just a quick one before bed...i heard the strangest noise on the roof overhead... Could it be that Jolly old man?? Bringing presents thru out the land?? Wrapping my towel around me so tight, i head down the stairs in the dark of the night... And just when i thought i had seen it all...there under my Christmas tree which stands proud and tall were Christmas gifts for One and all! If you dont believe me "Its crazy" you say...i took a picture to end your dismay. I wrote that all by myself!! lol The spirit of Christmas should never be forgotten, and although my oldest no longer "believes" when i see the look in both my childrens eyes tomo morning i know that somehow, somewhere Santa's spirit lives on. Its in the heart of every child and adult alike. So take time to see the joy in the season, just a few minutes...look into the eyes of a child today and let all the stresses in the world fade.
Go Chewie
Things have been a bit hectic lately. My son just competed in his 3rd tournament for Tae Kwon Do (and last week he got his purple belt :-) He placed as follows: 3rd in Weapons (First time competing in this event) 3rd in Breaking ( Yes they use wood boards) 2nd in Forms 2nd in Sparring ( He lost to his good friend) He did great as did everyone!!! I will upload photos and video hopefully by tomorrow!!
Just Me
there are consequences to every action.. so how do we choose the right one to make?? what if everything we decided to do ended up with a positive result? could we even phathom that many people out there being happy?? is it possible to care about someone but in a way look for a way out... knowing that it would be the wrong choice and thats why u stay?? there are to many what ifs that makes life uncertian... why do we judge people by what kind of car they drive... or what their house looks like... or even what the look like.... i think it should be about who someone is... there are sexy ass guys that i wouldn't touch with a 10ft pole.... AND I CAN'T SAY THIS ENOUGH..... why do guys think its a turn on for us... to ask a complete stranger if they wanna see them naked.... i think its repulsive.... you might as well be the bug heading for the pretty blue light... ZAP! OH lol... i have to say this.. if you dont like what i write.. just dont read it... its my thoughts i've
Exciting
You Should Rule Mercury Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever. Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match. Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests. A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you. What Planet Should You Rule?
Sex
SEX APPLiCATiON
Pleiades Part 1
Thanks for posting ms Karina :] i love such confirmations.people do you think you know the source; the creator? ___________ read and watch ____________12 months12 houses 12 apostles the BIBLE is based on the Zodiac and is Astro Theology [worship of gods heaven]john 14:2 In my fathers house are many mansions; (incorrectly translated in king james version)john14:2 In my fathers abode are many dwelling places; (in my fathers heavens are many houses; 12 houses of the zodiac) Book of Job: (oldest book in the bible) 38:31 Knowest thou the ordinances of heavan? 38:31 Canst thou bind the sweet influences of the Plei - a - des, or loose the bands of O-ri-on? 38:32 Canst thou bring forth Mazz-a-roth in his season? or canst thou guide Arc-tu-rus with his sons?Mazzaroth defined in king james as: the twelve houses of the zodiac.Just the facts ma'am.-Nanna Is Sin_________________________________________________=== '* karina *' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-16 1
Rating
All I want to do is give people 10's because alot of people deserve it! I cant though! I am the littlest cherry possible and I cant vote. Isnt this America where even the little man gets to vote too? Oh well, I guess this is "online america" where 'the man' (or woman) says I am too little of a cherry to do anything! Well people, help me become a big cherry! I want to be able to give all of you 10's! I promise I will return the favor any way I can!!! Have a nice day!
Quiz
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You\'re grateful for what you have in life, even if it\'s not perfect. People love you for who you are, don\'t ever change that- it\'s what makes you the great person that you are.Blue82%Pink68%Red64%Orange57%Yellow54%Black50%White43%Purple39%Green32%~What colour is your heart?~created with QuizFar why won't anybody vote????
Am I Safe For Work
If you think I safe for work please click this photo and vote Comments are welcomed I request you’re pray for my daughter whom has cancer. She is 14 years old. On Wednesday at 7:00 PM Est. I request you offer a pray in any faith. We have a website for her www.sonyawhitman.com The Holy Sacrifice of mass will be offered for the intention of Sonya Whitman by Father Richard Ghezzi of Saint Ann’s Church of Tobyhanna ,PA ,USA at 7:00 I wish for your thoughts ,of a cure for her, on behalf of her father ( Me ) Details , On July 10,2007 My daughter was diagnosed with Osteosarcoma very rare form of cancer called osteogenetic sarcoma which is located in her right femur bone and about two centimeters above the knee. This is an aggressive form of bone cancer, roughly about 4-5 months old In fact so rare that a friend of hers also has the exact same form of cancer about the same age and in the same location of hers. They went to the same school too,
I Do Not Want To Be The Leader
"I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman, I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding." Unknown Allow me the strength to answer questions I can't fathom. Allow me the spirit to know his needs. Allow me the kindness to choke back retorts. Allow me the serenity to serve Him in peace. Allow me the love to show Him myself. Allow me the tenderness to comfort Him. Allow me the light to show us the way. Allow me the wisdom to be an asset to Him. Let me be able to show Him each day my love

Stop by and vote for me in the BBW contest. You have unlimited votes, so leave as many comments as you can. Click on the pic below to vote. Happy Holidays, Hugs, and Cherry kisses! Pass this along to your friends/fans and help me out. Thanx! Come and vote for me and my adorable lil dog Chewy. Contest runs til Tuesday at midnight. You have unlimited votes. Click on the pic below to vote. Hugs and Cherry kisses!
Yule,christmas.
ok all have great holiday,yule,xmas,kawansa,channuckah all hve good holiday and be safe and have fun. rain.
Zz's
In  Memory of LT. C.Thomsen Wieland  who  spent 100 days at the Hanoi  HiltonIF YOU NEVER  FORWARDED  ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE FORWARD  THIS SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW!!!!!!  She  really is a traitor.  A  TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED - KEEP THIS MOVING  ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the  kids born in the 70's and after who do not  remember, and didn't have to bear the burden  that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and  sisters had to bear.. Jane  Fonda is being honored as one of  the '100 Women of the Century.'  BY BARBRA WALTERS  WRITES :        Unfortunately,  many have forgotten and still countless others  have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only  the idea of our country, but specific men who  served and sacrificed during Vietnam   The first part of this is from an F-4E  pilot. The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll,  a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant  of the USAF   Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo  Prison the ' Hanoi Hilton.' Dragged  from a
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Poems
by Maria Mascato...i liked this alot and wanted to share it! You quietly walk into my dreams Where nothing is really as it seems. I feel your kiss upon my lips And I feel heavenly bliss. In my dream I trace your face Then caress a familiar place. In my dream excitement grows A place no one else can go. In my dream you hold me tight And I hold on with all my might. For when the morning does appear That is when you disappear. I see the passion in your eyes You wipe my tears as I cry. For this is nothing but a dream When I waken I want to scream…. Please let me sleep – don’t make me wake During the day my heart does ache. I cannot wait for night to fall I know that you will come to call. I only have to close my eyes T o once again be in paradise. To feel your touch – your warm embrace And put my hands upon your face. Please know that when the darkness falls And you hear a voice that calls It is me – I’m calling you It is y
Tired Of Being Alone
OK this might sound cheesy but I do not care anymore. Guys might think that this is weird or stupid, guess what not interested in what guys have to say about it anyway. Because I am interested in the ladies. So I am 34 years old, divorced for almost 2 years now, no kids, lonely and tired of it. So I figured I will take my search for love here, What the heck, there is alot of people here, and I might just find Miss Right, or the people here just might help in helping me find Miss Right. About me. 34 like I already said DWM. 5'9" on a good day. I do not look like I weigh as much as the scale says so we will just say that I am a little over weight. I am kinda like a big teddybear type. I have a sense of humor, I am intelligent, well rounded, and just looking for someone to be my partner to help balance me out. What I am looking for. Well I would not consider myself to be too picky. But there are some things I am looking for such as: age. Between ages of 18 and 34.
Shortliners!
In reference to my recent blog, "Perfect Sky", the answer is no, Larry :D I’ve decided my next book will be based on the part of the world I call home, which is called the Shortline - a group of small villages along about a 30 mile stretch of road in north central West Virginia. It’s a small community with only a “A” high school, a few gas stations and grocery stores, and a couple thousand people. The tightness of the community can be seen every time we do our cheer. Wherever there are a group of us gathered, whether it be a bar, a football game, party, or several times each year at the Alumni Dance, a lone person will yell, “Shortliners!” and the rest will respond back in unison, “Eat your honey!” It’s unjustifiably shocking to some and amusing to non-Shortliners the first time they hear it. The tradition was born shortly after a beer joint (hardly a bar) called The Shortline Inn opened back in the 70’s. The owner also kept bees and sold the honey. When the bumper sticker craze st
Hmmmmmm
i had some new pics taken last night and as soon as i get off work, i'll post them. not as many nekkid ones this time lol, my man wanted me to be sexsay in my lingerie. so i hope ya'll like em... *hugz & kizzes* to all my cherries yayy my man has joined CT...you all should go check him out, hes very sexsay he is arkangel and hes my baby :) hi there everyone and ty to the person who invited me to join CT... i have been all over this site trying to get the feel of it and have yet to accomplish that LOL im half asleep writing this so pls excuse the subject and the title...thats all i could think of at the moment. well i need some coffee to wake my lily white butt up, so i'll write more laters
Kool
this site is kool!!
She Was Only 5
I knew about the red light on cars, but not the *77. It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called *77 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They
Be As You Are
I had some dumb ass people put checks through on my account that I didnt autherize. and this is why I dont like banks. They wont do shit to help me. Its bullshit how you can have something with someone for years and never realize...5 years later, its a big fat lie! But whatever...life goes on, and you start a new day! That reminds me of a country song..lol
2 Kinds Of Friends
There are circles when it comes to friends. The outer circle and the inner circle. The friends in the outer circle are very good acquaintances.They are the ones that you keep in the outer circle because they if given opportunity are capable of changing who you are. They are there because you like who you are and don't want to change. The inner circle are the people who love you for who you are and you don't expect them to change as well. This wisdom is priceless in meeting people.
God
seen a lot of guitarists,bassists,drummers and even flautists on ct. where are you keyboardists? time to come out of your closets, and dont be afraid to show us your toys! i've watched as many young bands starved to death. in japan they support their arts, the artists apply an almost ninja dedication to their craft,dragon force is one example. when any of us download to our site a vid. or song this is cool, but pirate vidieos, and cheating the royalty system,is starving the artists that are trying to make a living.what i see or hear on this venue, if i like it i will buy it. i never look to get it for free. they deserve to make a living for the long hours and hard work they gave to give us their art.buy what you enjoy, this may keep it coming.starvation does not make better artists, just hungry people. to all my creative friends, lol. if you takethe placement of our neighbouring planets in the solar system as related to their orbit, break that circle and make it a straight line, thy re
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Pimped - Faq's
A bunch of people are asking to join the PIMPED posse. For those who don't know, the posse is simply a small group of people who are willing to repost bulletins that are created by PIMPED in an effort to spread the word to those who may not be on the PIMPED friends list. In turn the posse is posted on the PIMPED website with links to their individual profiles to hopefully get them some more traffic. For now this is limited to 10 men and 10 women. This limit is to prevent people from getting overly spammed with the same bulletins. As the PIMPED fan base grows we will probably accept more people into the posse. Also, if existing posse members are not reposting when they are on, they will eventually be removed and their spots will be made available to you. At the moment, all 10 female positions are filled and we are not accepting more. There are still 3 male positions open and those who are interested need to send a private message to PIMPED saying so. Do not rely on profil
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Spilling Out My Guts
… I’d like to say some things to certain people… To Princess Weeny: I’m so terribly sorry for all the things I did to you. And I do understand if you don’t want to talk to me ever again. But please do know that I miss you… Still… ik hou van jou… To Cheryl: Give it up… You know what I’m talking about… And don’t call me again please To Sean: I hope you’ll find your right path, bro. I’m gonna miss you. But I’ll be back. My family needs me bad right now, so I won’t be here or anywhere else online for a while. If I get the chance to get online, I’ll take it. I’ll see ya when I see ya ;) So yeah, I’m leaving for an unknown period of time due to personal issues. Now why do people think it’s because of some issues I (used to) have online… Jesus get over it! I have a real life, I’m dealing with REAL people as well! Why is it that everybody thinks I’m only online for one purpose huh… I’ve been there, done that and I regret some things I did. But that’s history. What’s happening
Out Of My Fav Magazine
I do my best to follow what's going on around the world and what's going on with our politics. One part in a magazine I get weekly has a part that is called good week for, bad week for.... Here is a snippet of what's good/bad The Week of 12/17/2006 Good Week For Blind drunks, after a leading German brewery announced it will from now on produce beer bottles labeled in braille. Activists for the vision-impaired welcomed the news. “You often have no idea what’s about to go in your mouth,” explained activist Joanna Zimmer. Bad Week For Indian men, after a study found that up to 60 percent of the country’s males are too modestly endowed to wear condoms of the international standard size. Dr. Chander Puri called for a wider variety of condom sizes in India’s vending machines, “so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs.” And this is a story from a few weeks past..but I thought it was an interesting read and this may c
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how to put pictures that are on a computer onto a disk please let me know.
Don't Add Me
Don't add me for points! Starting today if u don't talk to me or comment me and you are on my friends list u will be deleted. Who gives a fuck about how many points u have. I came here to meet people. Sorry if i offended anyone I will begin deleting "fake friends" @ 9pm central time. So consider yourself warned... Sorry for being a bitch but i have like 90 something friend and know probly 25...wtf I was wondering if anyone knew i site where u can create your own layout for ct.. I really wanna use a pic I want rather then rip someone else. Message if u do please. Thanks
Sex Application
Fill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. Yo
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yess first blog. cherry tap seems sweet, i likes it so far. but yes im new to this shit, so give me sometime to get mah shit on here together then ill get back to everyone Leave me some gifts =)
Late Late Show With Me ;0)
Most of you know I love Bill Maher. I too share his views of our fuckwad of a president. Here is something he had said in a closing statement on one of his shows that I liked and felt like posting. Bill Maher's closing--presented as an open message to George Bush in deep tones of mock-serious. Here it is: "Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished. Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you'r
Boyfriend Or Foe?
My boyriend claims that he doesn't have a lot of time for me anymore since hes workong a lot more then he used to. He actually asked me if we should break up,and I of course said no. I mean,we don't even talk to him much anymore. So, should I break up for now or forever with him until he does have more time for me? Or should I just wait? I just wanted to wish all my friends and their famlies a happy,and healthy New Year! Sorry for reposting this, but I need to say things differently.Well, I found out that the guy I thought I was in love with is my good friend's ex. He abused her, and hes lying to me about his name, and birthday, even the picture he sent me doesn't look like him in person. Hes also seems a bit off with telling the truth. I been trying ro figure out a way to get all the truth out of him without mentioning my friends name, or giving him any hints that I know her. I would appreiciate any tips. Thank you.
The Rain
as i sit under a clear blue sky, enjoying the warmth and the sun, i am feeling as if i have forgotten something, something i cannot put my finger on, something important nonetheless.. so we continue to toke our weeds, and talk our talks, and my cell phone rings, i hear the voice of one very familiar reminding me that a death has occured in our large family, and that i am late, i will be picked up shortly... and as i hang the phone up, i realise, the bright blue beautiful sky has now faded to a dismal grey, and as i stand, the first few drops hit me...and so does the rest of my day
Stories... Thoughts... Surprises
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, . Peter, Peter, something
Funny
Women: Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Men: Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented tree. Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. Place drain pan under engine. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. Give up and use crescent wrench. Unscrew drain plug. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process. Clean up. Have another beer while oil is draining. Look for oil filter wrench. Give up; poke oil filter with Phillips screwdriv
Pow/mia Flag
History of the National League of POW/MIA Families' POW/MIA Flag In 1971, Mrs. Michael Hoff, an MIA wife and member of the National League of Families, recognized the need for a symbol of our POW/MIAs. Prompted by an article in the Jacksonville, Florida Times-Union, Mrs. Hoff contacted Norman Rivkees, Vice President of Annin & Company which had made a banner for the newest member of the United Nations, the People's Republic of China, as a part of their policy to provide flags to all United Nations members states. Mrs. Hoff found Mr. Rivkees very sympathetic to the POW/MIA issue, and he, along with Annin's advertising agency, designed a flag to represent our missing men. Following League approval, the flags were manufactured for distribution. On March 9, 1989, an official League flag, which flew over the White House on 1988 National POW/MIA Recognition Day, was installed in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda as a result of legislation passed overwhelmingly during the 100th Congress. In a
Funny1
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Cla
Funny2
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It's as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they -- with amazing calm -- call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it's an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Ch
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Funny 3
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?", "You're kidding me!", "Who owns that?" Finally I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also sub as a passenger in my car so I could use the car pool lane. Finding what I wanted was difficult as love dolls
The Motels

People are too fake on here. They only want pic comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually repost this. This is to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Let's see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Repost this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "fake ass friends What Marvel Hero Are You? The PunisherYou are a mere human being that has lost their will to survive.You choose to kill people in any way possible.Shooting them,welding them into peices,death by a papercut,you are ruthless.You always kill your prey. Take this test You scored as Wolverine, Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the exper
Funny 4
It's one day after Christmas I'm crabby and I'm broke. I'm so full of ham and fruitcake I think I'm gonna croak. It's nice to see the relatives I wonder when they'll leave. They've been camping in my bathroom since early Christmas Eve. They're eating everything in sight and sleeping in my bed. I been sacked out in the basement with my beagle, Fred. The relatives have all gone out and left their screaming brats. The toilet bowl is all plugged up and I can't find the cat. It's Christmastime at my house, the relatives are here. They eat me out of house and home. and drink up all my beer. I love the decorations, and the sleigh bells in the snow But I wish those pesky relatives would take their kids and go. Those cookie crunchers fed the dog a twenty pound rib roast. His feet are sticking in the air like skinny old fence posts. Now they're in a free-for-all, the girls against the boys. They're fighting over boxes 'cause they're bored with all the
Girls Or Somethin
So I guess... I'm bored so I'm going to babble for a while. Sorry if I lose you or if I bore you. If either occurse you should probably take it up with the managment. Likewise if I insult you, I'd be happy to do it some more if you send me hate mail. Anyways. I like girls. I mean I'm bisexual so I like men too. Actually I like men -more- but I like girls too. and I currently am obsessed with the idea of having one. Except I donno where I find girls that are hot and not crazy. With which I can pretend to build a relationship with. Fuck the shit out of. Pretend to ruine the pretend relationship and be done with. Maybe it's a good thing I donno how to meet women hm? I guess so. But lately... I think about sex with women. All the time. I guess it's cus I'm a lonely lonely girl.
Thanx Ya"ll
Thank you to all the cool people who have been really cool. I am new to Cherry Tap. I have so far met some kewl people. Ya know how to make a girl welcome. Thank you for the really cool comments. I really want to thank Patrick Donavan for talking me into coming to Cherry Tap. Beats the hell out of Myspace anyday hehehehe. Also to the ones who have commented on my Photos, Thank you :) See Ya"ll Merry Christmas: Kelly
Contest
HI IM STARTING A CONTEST FOR THE HOTTEST CT PIMP IF YOU ARE INTERESTED LET ME KNOW FIRST PRIZE IS A ROLEX SECOND IS 10,000 IN GIFTS THIRD IS 5,000 IN GIFTS IM LOOKING FOR 20 TO 30 GUYS TO JOIN THE CONTEST WILL START 12/27/06 I ENTERED A CONTEST OF SORTS SO PLEASE CLICK THE PICTURE LINK AT THE BOTTOM AND COMMENT BOMB IT YOU CAN COMMENT AS OFTEN AND AS MANY TIMES IN A DAY YOU WANT COME SHOE ME SOME LUV LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CT DIVA IF YOU ARE INTERSTED IN JOINING JUST HIT ME UP THEN TELL ALL YOUR FREINDS TO COMMENT COMMENT AND COMMENT SOME MORE THERE IS NO LIMIT AND PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS FIRST PLACE DAIMOND EARINGS SECOND PLACE IS 10,000 IN GIFTS AND THIRD IS 5,000 IN GIFTS LOOKING FOR AT AROUND 20 FEMALES CONTEST STARTS THE 28TH IF WE HAVE ENOUGH LADIES SO TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT
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Under My Skin
...please don't call me SWEETY, HUN,DARLIN....ETC.. ..if u would read my f@cking profile u would know what my name is...if u don't wanna read my profile then just f@cking ask me...it is insulting and rude!! especialy when it's people i talk to on IM. yes and i'm being nice!!! i'm just gonna delete those people ...lol...thanks for letting me vent , i feel better now!
Just Some Thoughts
Sometimes I feel that I can actually understand people who get severely depressed. That makes me depressed. Sometimes there are so many roads to choose from, you never know which road you're supposed to be on or if you should just cut through the woods in some area. I was taught as a child that if I were ever lost in the woods, I should just stay in one spot and cry out. In my adult life with all of these crossroads, and every one has a tollbooth or two, I just want to sit in one spot and cry. blah blah blah Current mood: bored I once knew this guy, we kinda grew up together. His whole life, starting with his first girlfriend, he has been looking for "true" love. Never did he fall into a "players"category, never hunting women as prey, as notches in a bedpost, but always with the purpose of bonding and binding. Understandably enough, as a teen, that proves to be a difficult task. Women are not looking for that kind of thing anymore. He has always been one of the "good" men,
Funny 5
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman. The Texan says "Yes," and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
Funny6
One-Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries from any truck stop USA. Two-Star Hangover: No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing internet porn and writing junk e-mails. Thee-Star Hangover: Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are d
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Funny7
It's an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. It encourages carpooling. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.
Funny 8
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... a
Just For Fun
this song is the shit and fits "me and my gang" well!!!! Rascal Flatts - Me lyrics MERRY MEET AND BLESSED BE " "When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic." - US Army Ranger saying from "Black Hawk Down" (the book) there were 4 aliens that went to earth. they separated and went to tour around earth. even if they dunno english. the first alien went to a music class. students: do re MI! so the first alien learnt the word "MI!" the second alien went to a pie shop and stole a pie from a kid. kid: she stole my pie! so the second alien learnt the phrase"she stole my pie". the third alien went to a restaurant. and heard a woman say: woman: fork and knife! so the third alien learnt the pharse" fork and knife!" the last alien went to a football match. when the soccer player shoot a goal,he cheered! soccer player: yes! so the last alien learnt to cheer "yes!" then they all came back
Soul-mates, Twin Souls, Love
In the silvery branches of the old birch tree, I watch the moon rising- with a similar old feeling. It's waning like us & with it's morbid softness I wonder if it's making a mockery of me. As if it knows; a smirk within it's wicked glow. Reminding me no perfect circle may be cast. Before golden Aphrodite will have lassoed in her catch. Jealous of the love humans can accomplish; knowing her own wiles all but diminish. In the transcendent form - from which humans flow. Knowing real love; Our hearts bleeding, is our only show. Of but of some of the vague brutality of LovE our kind knows. Still we court Love and Evol the same, our nourishment of pain our real bane. But the ambrosia that keeps us alive. Mere Mortals so hungry for the lies. That will make us, too- Gods for that single moment that we truly join souls. Completing our torment. COPYRIGHT WYLDFEY.COM JSP No. I'm not still so bitter. At least ab
Funny9
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows on your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 1. I thought you were crazy, now I can
Weird Al
Bike Crashed
A TRIBUTE TO ALL BIKERS: I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our
Daily Thoughts
I have been really depressed lately…. I guess I just really miss being in a relationship. It’s about 5 years since I have. Yea sure I have dating around here and there but no woman I date is really interested in a committed relationship. It’s really kind of depressing. In fact on my way home from work today I seen this young couple outside a restaurant and just as I was passing I seen the lady throw arms around his neck and kiss the guy. I mean OUCH! Ya know, it has a really long time since I had something like that in my life and I am sure I did not appreciate it when I did. Life’s kind of funny… when I had it I didn’t care and now that I know how much that means, I can’t seem to get another chance. I mean it is getting so bad that today at work I had to think about exactly why I want to be with someone so bad and I boiled it down to three basic things: first I really want a family, secondly I feel so guilty about the fact that my son doesn’t have a mom, like I feel like I am
General
To all my friends and family... Also to all those serving in the military, may you return home soon and safely...
New Pics!!!
Well, I finally got some new pics up. some of them are from when I went to Iwo Jima. Hope you all enjoy!
Hmmmm
you know i just had my first taste of immature people on here. so what if i have someone you dont like in my friends list? big fucking deal. no one is forcing you to talk to them. how old are we, 2? honestly people come on and grow up. if you cant stand being around people you dont like or know someone who knows a person you dont like then you might as well shut yourself up in a hole and block the world out because part of life is dealing with people you dont like. GET USED TO IT! On another note, if anyone else on my list has an issue with someone else on my list just keep it to yourself. I dont care if you hate that person or not. I dont hate you or them so I could careless if you hate each other. Just grow up and deal with it. One other thing, DO NOT ask me to delete friends from my list because you dont like them. I WILL NOT delete anyone just because someone else wants me to. If i delete someone it will be for my OWN reasons ok now i know i have never been in a relationship but te
Jokes
Funny Graphics General Comments codes Myspace Code Generators Layouts got the last seven questions wrong too. But this is so funny _______________________________ A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the pr
Dreams
He is Everything I know AND everything I have avoided. Why is it I find what I want; what I could need, and it be so completely unobtainable? I always seem to find that something in the impossible! Oh its possible that I'll fall head over heels. It's possible that I'm heading for definite heart break. But do you think I can just walk away? His dream is my dream; Us together; happy... Is it just a dream or could it be real?
Things That Piss Me Off
Sinful Sensation
ashes to ashes dust to dust flesh to flesh lust to lust i see the blood flow and i want more the craving starts to grow as the blood begins to poor my heart beats faster as the blood quenches my thirst nothing can forfill my hunger because i am the first. in the end all hearts r engulfed in thier own dark desires. I feel the darkness engulf me in its eternal fire its wat makes me blind to my hearts true desire the darkness of my past is why im haunted by my own life my soul can barely last as i pull out a knife i see the blood spill cut after cut to stop the pain I fear my holes will never fill as i go completely insane I feel the fire again controlled by the lust now im buried in my own sin as my body turns to dust.
First Time
Ladies, this here is my very first blog and contest that my friend entered me in. Help poor little virgin me to succeed on this quest, I will highly appreciate all votes and comments, thank you all. mmmmmuuuaaaahhhh. must go here------------>http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=418464&i=3001712280
In My First Contest
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The Winners Of The Best Child Christmas Tag Contest
Happy Birthday 2 Me!
Short Poems By My Brother!
Time and time again I seem to rebuild, and the things that I see will never reach my fill, I amount to a song, maybe tones, maybe not, but the ones who understand me know I love a lot. The stress in the can at times infiltrate, leaving me in a stance feeling quite irate, but the world wont stop for the stresses of me, so the sunshines again when I'm ready to see. The world isn't simple in anyway that I thought, and at times it can seem all good when it's not, but the clock hand turns into memories to be, so Smile Big, Laugh hard, Love much, and Fly Free. another poem by my brother...Jamiel Allen! And so the time has come again, when love is passed between the friends, and nothing really matters here, as much as handshakes, hugs, and tears. So call a friend, and let them know, you love them and aren't scared to show, a deeper side, because you trust, that friends will overcome the lust, no money is worth the "Thanks" you get, from the love you give, I'll e
New Here
Hey everyone, thought i'd try this blog thing out lol, First off i wanna thank everyone that has taken time out to check my ass out. I appreciate it very much and hope to hear from ya more in the future. Second, just bear with me, i'm still trying to get the hang of this site, but with a bit of patience i should be able to lol And third, if you haven't talked to me or added me, do so, cuz i'm a fun guy once ya get to know me and we could have some fun. Later peeps!
You Know You Live In 2006 When.....
You know you live in 2006 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take myspace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace/ nor have they joined cheery tap yet 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
My Love
Joke Time!
A JOKE: Three Tampons are walking down the street; Mini, Maxi and Super. Which one says hello first? None: They're all stuck up bitches!!! Ok, I thought it was funny....have a great day! Compliments of this guy... Raul Duke @ CherryTAP
U Know You Wanna Look
guys and gals i am in the sexist cherry lips contest, dont lemme don, go now and vote for me and comment bomb the hell out of it..muah loves click here http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=393111&albumid=151460&i=3111395314
Jimmy's Blog......
hey... i'm alone in ohio, no one with me, no one to come see me, and i don't know if i'll be able to go see anyone... i dunno...
Surgery...
so yea, tomorrow's my big day....i get to have back surgery. leave me love, messages, shouts, comments, whatever u wish. thanks.
Sugarsweet
She cries but no one hears here. She cries but no one sees the tears. She has many secrets that only she knows about. She may have some she don't know about yet. She screams and no one hears here. She is nice to all that deserve it. She takes revenge on those that don't. She lives in a peaceful world during the day. But as night falls she remembers just how dark her world is. She never likes to stay in one place to long. She is always on the prowl. She is always looking and lurking. She always holds here enemies closer than here friends. She wonders if friends are really real. She often wonders what family is for. So it seems they only want one thing when they come around. Many people don't understand her, for the simple fact they don't take the time to get to know her. She walks on the outside looking in. Wondering or not if she wants to join in. She holds her dreams close to her heart. She is of
Just As I Am
Wow, I did not think it was possibly but I am finding out that that it is so. I have had a clean house for the past two days now. No toys on the floor, no jackets on the floor No shoes all over the place, And not to mention no juice and sticky stuff on the Kitchen floor. I am proud of myself and my boys think we might have a new thing going. LOL But Have found out that I need to give them better lessons in using my microwave before they ruin the one I have. We have had to small fires in it in the last day and that is not good. However when my 5 yr old attempted to make a grill cheese sandwich on the stove he did a very good job with no problems. Of course Mommy standing there watching him to make sure we did not have an incident like we had with the microwave. We also made Homemade Brownies with Homemade food. I know when I was younger I loved to go to my Grandparents House just for the homemade cooking and since my boys don't have grandparents to do the homemade cooking for them
Arent These Guys The Greatest Band Ever!!
Music Video:SUICIDE NOTE (PART 1) (by Pantera)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Life!
Holidays
so yea, i appreciate the "merry christmas" stuff but i dont celebrate christmas please wish me a "happy holidays" instead of "merry christmas"
I'm Really Gettin Sick Of It !!
Caralina@ CherryTAP this blog is a list of the people i busted rating my pics under a 10 and the list will grow as i ctch you all , if my friends are reading this i think a little pay back is in order !!!!!
Merry Christmas
Mistress Persephone
I've been a very good girl and posted tons of cool videos in my stash and loads of pics in my galleries to keep you all thoroughly amused and in tune with what I am all about! I'm a real person behind all of this glamour and I work really hard on my website SICKCHIXXX.COM so stop by and check it out! I'm not just a face with some big adult company behind me, it's just me, whatever photographers I happen to work with, the subs I come across and my fabulous webmistresses Amy Rivera and Christine Kessler who handle all the tech stuff for me that I don't have time for. Anyway, I'm totally exhausted today. I'm heading to NYC at the end of the week and I am behind on so much stuff. My yoga class kicked my ass tonight. Not wimpy OM mediations, this is Ashtanga, baby! I need to crash. Lights out. People go through highs and lows. Some more than others. Well, I was going through an exceptionally low, low the other week and strangely enough it was set off by the death of Anna Nicole
Life
Message to seller about their (cheap & shitty) repaired fossil shark tooth being sold as all natural you know that's a repaired peice of crap, right? That ebayers responce CRAP? Hey f*uck*er, retard, piece of shit, take me on....until you buy and have the tooth anolized, you don't know shit do you! I buy, dive for and sell over 3 million teeth a year. You have been on ebay for 2 months? I WIIL SUE YOUR ASS FOR DEFIMATION WITHOUT CAUSE! Know the term? I already know your inp, and ebay is being notified as to your accusation. Ready for a law suit? Hope so, As I am going to sue your butt off in federal court for false claims and defimation. Get ready to bend over and ........ Kinda makes you laugh your ass off eh? I just had 3 auctions ended by ebay because they can not tell the differance between extinct fossils and modern animals. This is the tenth time tehey have done this to me. it realy fuck with my income. eBay Listing Removed: Animals, Plants, and Wildlife (=
Friends Vs. Italian Friends
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents’ mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while.
Ct Friends
Lt/Gen John Peter Flynn passed away on March 6, 1997 at the Army Retirement Center in San Antonio, Texas. Known as "Sky" while a POW in North Vietnam, he was the Senior Ranking Officer of all the POWs. He cared about his country, his men and his honor. General Flynn believed that American POWs were left behind after cessation of hostilities in Vietnam and he based that belief on information he learned as a member of the Tighe Commission. A man of honor and of great personal courage, he held his beliefs to the end and never faltered in his resolve to obtain a full and accurate accounting. He will be missed, but the fight must go on to get the answers from the governments of the US, Vietnam, Kampuchea (Cambodia), Laos, China, Cuba and the former Soviet Union. WE CAN GET THE ANSWERS IF WE ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! Every day, the president, vice-president, senators, congressional representatives and a variety of appointed government officials are asked to respond
This Is Me
Hey everyone! I don't know if anyone is interested in this, (I don't have tits and well.. that's about it.) but I thought I would make it a little easier to get to know me (or about me, if for some reason you feel the need to.) First off, I'm in the Navy, divorced twice, have 3 amazing boys, and I am a nerd. (... and a sudden vaccum is created by the outgoing rush of whatever women had stopped by.) I read too much and my jokes are really funny if you have the right sense of humor. Currently single, not really looking for a girlfriend, (but am always taking applications...) but if I were, my experiences have taught me that I want someone with intelligence and a great sense of humor. (And it's always good if they have low standards, but to date me, I think you have to have them.) Redheads have always been a weakness of mine, but I never figured out why (they always get me in trouble). I love the Princess Bride, no it's not a chick flick. I'm a big movie and comic book buff. One
Feedback And Suggestions
Message Board Added! Visit PIMPEDONCHERRY.COM and click on FORUM to create a FREE username for the PIMPED forums. You will be able to discuss CherryTAP and PIMPED all in one place with other members. This is a new feature so we would love to get as many people signed up as possible. Please stop by the PIMPED profile and add it if you haven't already! PIMPED@ CherryTAP The January 07 issue of PIMPED has arrived. Click on the cover below to view it! Please leave all feedback or suggestions here in this blog! PIMPED@ CherryTAP PIMPED has a new look! The website has been renovated. There is still some work to be done but it's up and running again so please stop by. We are now accepting all announcements for February. Please click on the "submit" button to enter your info. VIEW THE WEBSITE HERE: PIMPEDONCHERRY.COM If you have not already added the profile below please do so. We would love to have you as a friend! PIMPED@ Cherry
Water
FOR HER TOUCH WAS SO GENTLE AND EMBRACE SO SENSUAL FOREVER IN HER ARMS I MAY STAY BUT ONLY IF MY LOVE DOESNT STRAY I KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE TO HEART BECAUSE SHE AS UNLOCKED THE LUCKY CHARM MY POEM MY NOT ALL RHYME AND THAT IS NO CRIME BUT WHAT IS A CRIME IS TO LET YOU GO AND I KNOW THAT WILL NOT SHOW A LOVE BUILT OVER TIME AND TEARS SO FAR APART BUT NOT KNOWN FOR YEARS MY LOVE UNLEASHED INTO THE WORLD ONLY TO BE CAUGHT BY YOU THIS LOVE I MUST KNOW, IS IT TRUE TO YOU? FOR I KNOW IT IS TRUE TO ME BUT IN THINE HOUR WHEN I SHALL DIE I KNOW THAT YOU WOULDNT CRY MANY GOOD YEARS WE HAD TOGETHER AND NOW I LAY ON A BED OF FEATHERS ON MY DEATH BED I WHISPER A THOUGHT HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU FOR THESE YEARS? YOU GAVE ME LOVE THAT HAD NO END AND IN THE END I ALREADY KNOW I KNOW THAT IT WAS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY THAT LOVE MUST TRUELY GO ON EVEN AFTER DEATH FOR A LOVE THIS STRONG THAT YOU AND I HAVE CANNOT BE TORN APART; NOT EVEN BY DEATH SO WITH THIS LAST BREAT
This Is My First Blog!!
Has anyone else tried to get something so perfect that you have fucked it up? And don't really know what you did! Well if you have, will you please tell me what you did and how you fixed it? Maybe someone has had the same problem as me and maybe it'll help me to fix mine. Thanks!
Need Help
Hello to all you beautiful mothers out there. I hope your having a wonderful day with your children. They are special and you are special to them. Have a great day!! Hey all I need some help getting to the next level. Can you all help please. It ould greatly be appreciated....thanks ahead of time
Mikal
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Quizes
As it turns out, Leslie is aroused by ... Hard hats 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at QuizUniverse.com You are suave. You are attractive both psyically and mentally. You use your abilities to attract anyone you desire. 'What is your seduction style?' at QuizUniverse.com You Are Bad Girl Sexy Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot. You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on. And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you. Don't give into people who say to tone it down. You're perfect as is. What Kind of Sexy Girl Are You?
Merry Chirstmas
Just Stuff
You’re in California for god knows how long. You have only been gone 3 days and we have talked on the phone twice but only for a moment…. Almost every day for over 3 years you have told me it’s all going to be ok… Now I have to tell myself, maybe its all part of the every thing happens for a reason to make me be strong with out you… The other things that are happening all seam to be a part of this wired thing that is going on to show me what I need to do and that I can do it!!! This will be the first Christmas or Christmas Eve in 15 years that I will not get to see you for at least a min… your ornament is on the tree where it has always hung so I can see it every time I walk past. I told him today the tree is staying up till you come back and we are going to have another Christmas then… I don’t think he liked it but he knows I have to do what I have to do when it comes to you… Hey you know more then the breath of life it’s self……….. WTF!!! Ok I have been a potter for 20
Tracks Added!
Hey everybody I've added five tracks from my record on my page stop by and check them out!
Wolfeboro Soldier Killed
New Hampshire soldier serving his second tour of duty in Iraq was killed Saturday by a roadside bomb, his family said. Army Spc. Matthew Stanley, 22, of Wolfeboro was among three soldiers who lost their lives in the explosion while they rode in a Humvee in Baghdad, his stepbrother said. Details of the attack are not yet known to the family, said James Savage Jr. of Wolfeboro. He said his stepbrother usually was assigned to a Bradley fighting vehicle, not a Humvee. Stanley, a member of the Armored Cavalry out of Fort Hood, Texas, would have celebrated his 23rd birthday the day after Christmas, said Savage, who is two decades his senior. Matt was young, so he was always a little brother to me," Savage said. Stanley was born in Massachusetts and grew up in the Ossipee-Wolfeboro area. In 2002, he graduated from Kingswood Regional High School, where his stepfather, Jim Savage Sr., serves as a security guard. His mother, Lynn, is an aide at the middle school. Kingswood Hi
Central High School's Newspaper Recognized Nationally
MANCHESTER – A DOZEN SENIOR EDITORS at one of the nation's finest newspapers huddled for an hour this week, picking apart their own work, debating content for the next edition and plotting the publication's future next fall -- which most people in the room won't be part of. Welcome to the newsroom of The Little Green, for decades a point of pride within Central High School and now recognized as one of the country's top scholastic publications. The Columbia Scholastic Press Association recently named The Little Green a gold medalist newspaper for 2006. "We were really pleased," said Nicholas Tatsis, a senior and co-editor in chief. "I think that's a testament to the fact that we work together as a staff and we rely on each other." Edmund Sullivan, the association's executive director, said the gold medalist designation puts Central's paper in the top 35 percent of 1,900 entries. While that may sound underwhelming., Sullivan said he lumps colleges, high schools, newspapers
Poems
THE AMERICAN DREAM By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilbert Through all the fires, Through all the pain, The Marines stand tall, To fight once again. Always on call, The Presidents own. Always fighting, To protect our home. My life for our freedom, My freedom to you, These are gifts that we give, For the Red White and Blue. We die for you, We die for them, We do not complain, About where or when. For this is our job, To fight around the world And give the gift of our freedom To every boy and every girl. And yes peaceful solutions, Can not always be found, To free a trapped people, From the terror around. So we fought in this war, With resolve in our hearts, To help Iraq's people Have a new and free start. So speak of your "Peace," And how war is so wrong, But shut your face when we're called To give out the freedom we've won. For you did not fight, And you did not bleed. And you did not die, For the American dream. Christmas Poem
Manchester Man
Manchester man was charged yesterday in two city robberies over the past month, including one involving a pick-up truck that crashed through a laundromat, police said. Dale Calawa, 46, of 569 Montgomery St., #1, was charged with robbery of the Shell gas station at 887 Hanover St., on Nov. 24, police said. He faces a charge of criminal liability to the crime of burglary for his role in the Nov. 10 burglary at the Rose Laundromat, 399 Dubuque St. A pickup track crashed through the front door and three men stole a cash box, according to Det. Lt. Nick Willard. Calawa was being held at the Hillsborough House of Correction on a probation violation when police charged him. On Friday, another man, Arthur Durham, 41 of Manchester, was arraigned on charges connected to those crimes. Durham faces charges in five robberies and one burglary.
Woman Gets Weekends In Mother's Death
Manchester – A Goffstown woman pleaded guilty yesterday in Hillsborough County Superior Court to a felony charge of criminal neglect in the death of her 91-year-old mother almost two years ago. Danna Folden, 50, was the first person convicted under a 2002 statute making it a felony for a caregiver to purposely or recklessly cause serious bodily injury to an elderly, disabled or impaired adult by neglect. Folden will spend weekends in the Hillsborough County House of Correction jail until she has served 365 days. Judge Philip Mangones accepted the plea. In court yesterday, Assistant Attorney General Tracy Culberson said Folden called 911 Jan. 21, 2005. Rescue personnel responding to 22 Westwood Drive found Mary Folden unconscious in a dirty adult diaper in a chair in the living room. He said the home was filthy and the temperature was approximately 50 degrees. At the hospital, Mary Folden's body temperature was 94 degrees and she had a significant infection in an open wound mea
Defining Pagan Leadership
This is political, yet very much affects Pagans & Wiccans. The Department of Veterans Affairs is accepting comments about their new regulations for approving religious symbols as emblems of faith for vets' tombstones. It is in the congressional record. Comments must be sent to the VA by March 20th. You do not have to be a veteran to make a comment. There are several new clauses which would make it harder for Pagans to get approval of the Pentacle (and eventually other symbols too). This includes demanding that a congregation have a set membership, in a specific location. There are several oblique references to symbols that might have an "adverse impact" on others, or which might be offensive. I'm sure that was on purpose so that if anyone objects to the Pentacle, or calls it offensive, the symbol would be rejected by the VA. The regulations also don't have any set time limit for approving religious emblems, or for giving people a distinct YES or NO answer. This matt
Open Letter To Online Dating--lmao
An Open Letter to the Men Who Message Me Through Match (aka “Why Dating in the South is Hard”) 20 Comments Published by charming, but single on 10.11.2006 at 11:34 AM. Dear Men, Thank you for your interest in dating me. I am truly humbled by your decision to wink at me for free and/or e-mail me to comment on the size of my lips in my picture. I DO have Nice Lips, thanks for noticing! I see that you are from a very small town. I do not really know where that is, nor have I been there by choice, I am sure. Feel free to continue pursuing me; however, let it be known that I am probably not going to drive to Podunkville to meet you at some double wide trailer that’s been converted to a bar so that we can listen to Skynard on the jukebox and drink Budweiser. Read my profile. Does it say anything about Budweiser? If we date for several months and I like you, I may make a trip out to the homestead as part of the give and take of a relationship. But if you’re just casually seei
Sorry
Yes and this isnt some sad attempt to get attention but the thought is running in and out of my head.. yes im really getting tired.. of the bullshit. there really is alot of mean people on here. and for some reason all the backstabbing girls hate me and i have done nothing to them. people will do anything to get to the top and step on everyone in their way. thats not me.. yes i have enjoyed gettin past the to 50 mark and got to #37 that was great. but im not goin to make enemies just to make it anyfurther. but just to let you know that the thought is still there. Tiff DALE ROBERT FORWARD 9-1-58 TO 12-16-06 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters, He restoreth my soul, he leadth in the paths or righteuosness for his name's sake Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil For thou art with me, thy rod and thy staff they comfort me Thou prepares
State Flu Reports - New Hampshire
State Flu Reports - New Hampshire Influenza activity estimates, as reported by your state health department. Weekly reports are published about 10-12 days after the "week ending" date, due to the time required to compile national data. Legend Week Ending Activity Estimate Dec 02, 2006 No Activity Nov 25, 2006 No Activity Nov 18, 2006 No Activity Nov 11, 2006 No Activity Nov 04, 2006 No Activity Oct 28, 2006 No Activity Oct 21, 2006 No Activity Oct 14, 2006 No Activity Oct 07, 2006 No Activity Source: U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Romantic Compatibility
Aries & Taurus When Aries and Taurus come together in a love affair, the partnership is a natural union of Love, represented by Taurus, and Passion, represented by Aries. This relationship is all about balance. Aries wants to jump right in and get into it, while Taurus prefers to go much more slowly. This can create a problem; Taurus loves to be wooed and romanced -- two concepts that are basically foreign to straightforward, brash, totally unsubtle Aries. An Aries-Taurus partnership can be a great learning experience for both Signs. Taurus can help Aries rein in some of the more foolish, impractical impulses, and Aries can help Taurus be more spontaneous and adventurous. Taurus is sensual, patient and gentle. Aries is attracted to these qualities; Aries sees Taurus as their rock, totally stable and loyal forever. Taurus sees Aries as possessing that quality they want more of -- knowing when and how to grab on to life's opportunities. These Signs are a good balance for each oth
Pig Romantic
First quarter The sector of your birth chart related to love harbors no star presently, and this promises you a tranquil sentimental life. Only the star Truc Phu can prompt in some of you a rather childish behavior. He can indeed incite you to indulge in all your whims without taking the sensitivities of others into account. Beware not to hurt your spouse or mate, for instance by showing yourself inconstant or unfaithful in the name of your precious personal freedom. Second quarter Nothing is more exciting and desperately sublime than impossible love. That's what you're probably going to discover these days. With the presence of the star Thai Tue in House XI, you may fall in love with a person who is not free but whose charm seems irresistible to you. If you're clever enough, you'll have good chances to share with them moments of happiness that will prove to be as unforgettable as they are ephemeral. But hadn't you better say goodbye to this affair and embark on another tha
Advice
http://www.iFriends.net/JoinMe.htm?DANKREDHEAD heres what i did. first of all, i did it when i was sick. when i have a chest cold, i can barely smoke. so i took advantage of the fact that I had to taper off the amount of ciggarettes I was smoking at that time, or whatever, (I am stoned right now) oh yeah being a stoner helps you forget that you want one. And it can help to replace them with something else, ideally something oral makes sense (i ate tootsie rolls like they were going out of style) ANYWAYS okay so the rest was will power and logic. Okay I am scared as hell of like serious pain, like hospitals and stuff freak me out. and I know when I get old, they're prolly gonna do painful scary things to my old body anyhow, but do I want to ADD to the pain? hell freaking no. i could die not ever knowing what it feels like to be hooked up to a lung machine and be great with it. Also, it didnt make any sense that I was PAYING the moronic fucked up government to KILL ME EARLY o
Just Bs Stuff
I have come to realize that alot of this site is not about getting the friends, and keeping them, but only worring about increaseing that rank.. Well I have come to the decision that after the first of the year, the ones that I have heard nothing from them over the past month, I just going to have to x-nay them. The ones that I talk to quite often, well they will be staying with me.. but the others... well lets just say that they CKMS..... What the hell is up with the latest rash of retards wanting to vote everyone a one or less? Most of them dont even have a pic, or if they do have a pic, its a single shot of somthing stupid or some butt uggly fook. I mean, dont get me wrong, Im not the best looking guy around, but for some fresh meat ahole to come on and give ppl a one as a rating?? what the F is up with that. My rule, if I see something that I really dont care for, why rate it at all, just move on and have a great day. Are these Haters that bad, that they just ha
Text Feelings
My dear i live for no tomorrow & surely not be afraid of yesterday. the warth of your profile strickens me to a point of me not been familiar with the feelings i have in the now world and for me to sweep you off your feet .chances are for fools i must let my presents be known............................. you fall as i steer can't do nothing but fear .the views that my eyes are shedding is vast. as the clouds reaching the mountains and past . dwindling to be consumed by the high desert planes.there is a loss of words as the view overwelmes my train of thought. just then the words bleed into my mouth tasting every emotion that the words repersent.my memories are all that i have inocently kept like it all it just slipped through my grasp. as i learn not to become 100% involded with anything .i look at the stain that covers my heart and the question mark that remains........ Patrick Clifton 2006
Life Is Hard, Get Over It
we go through life not ever really knowing just what the fuck it is that we are here for. and the sad thing is that people let that get to them so bad that they just take their own life and say to hell with it all. life can be complicated at times but we are never given anything that we cannot handle. hell, even i don't know what the fuck life is all about, but to me life is about my little girls, about my beautiful wife, and about all of the things that matter the most. and when times get rough and everything comes my way all at once, i just sit back, smoke a little reefer and say what the fuck. nothing is ever too hard to handle, we just think that it is. but the next time that something happens that you think is the end of the world, just think of all the little kids who go to bed hungry every night, some who won't even see the next day's light, and realize that your life isn't that fucking hard. so quit your bitching and thank your lucky stars that you have the things that you do,
Help A Girl Out!!
Funny Things
Hottest Cali Girls Contest.....
Please vote in The Big Mike's new contest coming up!!! Hottest Cali Girls.... VOTE~VOTE~VOTE~ and then VOTE~ again! (preferably for me) Luv to all my Cherries.....*kisses*
The Dash ( A Poem By: Linda Ellis)
"THE DASH" I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK, AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND. HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HER TOMBSTONE, FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END. HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME HER DATE OF BIRTH AND SPKOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT HE SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE DASH BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME SHE SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH. AND NOW ONLY THE ONES WHO LOVED HER KNOW WHAT THE LITTLE LINE IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN: THE CAR, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR DASH. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD ARE THERE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT'S TRUE AND REAL AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES LIKE WE NEVER LOVED BEFORE.
Good Pool Playing
*bad Xample*
During the early Spanish colonial rule in the late 1600's on the island of Guam, there lived two newlyweds in the quiet hillside village of Maina. The couple, a Spanish officer and his Chamorro bride. Before marrying, the bride's husband was romantic, dashing and polite. But soon after their honeymoon, he became cruel and abusive. Every night the husband demanded fresh mountain stream water with his food and sent his wife to the small creek in the valley below to fetch his water. After a while, the woman actually began to enjoy her lonely walks and eventually it became a ritual that she looked forward to. Her favorite time was during the full moon when the moon's reflection shimmered across the surface of the moving creek like dancing stars, with the gentle wind whistling through the jungle foliage. Her husband soon began to notice that it took longer and longer for her return and became enraged. Then one stormy and rainy night on their first wedding anniversary and during a new
Opinion On Love I Guess
this isnt gonna be the perfect blog by all means and im sures hell not doing a spell check so if there is a misstake oh well... I have sat on the phone with my b/f for the last 3 hours.. his father is in the hospital and has been for the last couple of weeks and im not able to talk to him much for now because the most of his time he spends at the hospital which i totally understand.. but we live 4 hours from one another and i am suppose to make the trip to see him on the 12th and stay all week for valentines day.. sounds like a great plan right? he can stay there and be able to see his dad but he would have me there for the big V-Day also.. i really do care about him.. i feel like im falling head over heals with this guy However the V-Day plans are cancelled.. i had to just call and cancell all the reservations for that week because now he doesnt want me to come because of his dad being in the hospital.. ok i can understand not being able to go out nd do much hell im expecting t
Lanie's Poetic Attempts
What is that, I see there in your eyes? Passion and tenderness, no need for disguise. Searching for answers, to questions you seek. They're beneath the surface, no time to be meek. Open your heart to loves gentle caress. Completing this task, I make one request. Be careful my love, these feelings are new. Choose wisely when saying, "I Love You." a. boudreaux 2001 I can be gentle, and I can be kind those arent thoughts that now come to mind I am selfish and I can be rude some may not like my blunt attitude I am unique owning many a flaw and I am more than I hold in my bra though in defense they are quite a treat I cannot fault those finding them neat I have many things some old and some new not everything tho will i share with you I am myself I need approval not I sit here alone with nary a thought I am a woman that is not my defense it is simply my reason this makes sense a.boudreaux 2007 you're the only one for me..
To My Fubar/cherry Tap/lost Cherry Friends
To All of my friends and fans and ct family i wish you all a safe and Happy Easter and to take care of yourselves over the holiday period and i know it's the easter break but please be careful on the roads everybody and so with hat in mind i say once again Happy Easter 2008 everybody from Bruce Hey everybody some tips for newbies to the contests ok here goes this is a link pic to the contest you click it and it will take you to the contest when it starts then you comment it lots and lots of times this is simply known as comment bombing and your points needed will be reduced and help you closer to leveling up I just hope this helps you to understand how to comment bomb in contests for people from Bruce Soon I WILL be away from Home for the use of the PC and possibly at an internet cafe for a while because my brother will be fixing the PC for me and i do hope i get it back in time for Christmas So i therefore ask you all to be patient with with my replies
Imma Loving It
WHY CANT I FIND A GREAT GUY THATS SO HONEST AND TRUSTING? ALL FREINDS AND FAMILY MAKES ME HAPPY
Salutes
Salutes to ALL service members
My Quiz Results
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). You scored as Yippy Ki Yay!. Its good to experiment with kissing. Youve about perfected the art of kissing. Its fun to do! For those of you who didnt know, some studies show the bigger the lips the better the kisser. Just remember gentle kisses on the lips, and some tongue, and altering the speed etc., can feel really good too. Here some helpful tips: 1. be ready 2. no smoking 3. start out slow 4. up intensity *for romantic kissing touch the cheek *touch the neck and go down toward back to heat things up 5. develop a rythm 6. change it up 7. pay attention to hands *holding or other 8. experiment 9. respond to partner 10. repeat!Yippy Ki Yay!75%Romantic Kisser63%Your more of a class act than youre gi
Am I A Bad Girl
Words
"Who the FUCK do you think you are trying to pass off my friend's modelling pics as your own? She's a hell of alot better looking than you are. You're a really pathetic person to have to stoop to such a low." I have removed old pics and used my normal ones. I have apologized, publically, or as publically as I know how. I was not aware of whose images I was using which does not make my actions any less sad on my part. Obviously I screwed up Once more, I am sorry
Hell's Grill
To all my friends and fans, Myself and my "Dark Crew" of assistants are currently hard at work constructing a very dangerous and agaonizing new escape stunt we call "Hell's Grill." This brutal new escape is inspired by a particular torture suffered by ancient Christian martyrs at the hands of the Romans. In the ancient version, the victim was chained down to a large metal pan or metal plate which was then suspended over a slow buring fire. As the heat increased on the metal plate the victim was chained to, they would basically be grilled alive... slowly. With my version called "Hell's Grill", I am chained down to a metal plate about the size and thickness of an ordinary door. This plate is then hoisted up until it is suspended over 2 propane FLAMETHROWERS! Flamethrowers just like the ones we used in my New Year's Eve "Cremation Chamber" escape (video on my profile). The great thing about the Hell's Grill is that I am not out of sight in a vault or box and people
Soul Sucker.
due to my addictive personality, cherryland has destroyed me... and that is all.
Poem
Please do NOT rip my poems..Thank you! I long to get you alone. I long to put my hands all over you, exploring each area that is you. Gently I kneed your neck, kissing each area as I finish. I grasp your shoulders and rub hard as you moan at my touch. Your skin heats and your breath quickens as I turn to your chest and run every inch from top to bottom. Your muscles twitch as my fingers explore each curve, each line. Lower I go, from the pecks to the stomach I explore. My mouth then follows, touching each area I have touched with my hands. Our breath quickens together as I touch you for a fire is being ignited between us. A fire that can only be winched one way. You reach up and take my face in your hands. Looking at me with desire you kiss me. The burning hunger and desire is evident to me as I take in your kisses, drinking in the very essence of you. Our hands now explore each other, finding all those hidden place we only know between us. My massage has turned into something m
A Day In The Life Of Alicia B.
Lessons
I spend all my time in the dark, in the shower,in the rain Hiding this hole in my heart where I feel so much pain Empty bed,empty heart,empty arms in a world that's gone black Just coastin along,life on hold until you can come back I know I should cherish and treasure our love And I do But I feel like my center is missing while I'm without you When you call me, I put on a smile and I try to be strong But this being apart is so hard and goes on for so long You just called, unexpected, the love I can hear in your voice Let's me know I go on, I can do this,there's no other choice I can take endless days,lonely nights, countless tears that may fall I can take it-as long as there's you, at the end of it all! Love Hurts by Indira Rojas Love hurts when we least expect it to. Love hurts when we let it into our hearts. Love hurts when we don't want it to. Love hurts when we want it so badly. Love hurts when we think we have found it. Love hurts when
Shadows In The Shade
I'm sorry But I must be Leaving I would stay But I have to go I know that You're thinking Stuck believing That you'll be Grieving Forever more This too shall pass You may not Forget me But you will Regret me That is for Sure I crave the Darkness I will go Heartless Once you let go Alone But never lonely I can trust Me only I'm sorry I just have To go
Update Thank You Everyone
Hey everyone. I haven't had time to sit down and update everyone on my son. He done real well during surgery and is healing great. After a small infection on his incision and some antibiotics the doctor has said he doesn't need to go back. He is still recovering and everything but things could not have went better during surgery. I want to thank everyone that kept him in there prayers. Merry Christmas everyone.
Christmas Carols For The Psych Ward
Christmas carols for the psych ward SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... AGORAPHOBIA: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock
A Christmas Wish...
Get more at COMMENTYOU.com Although I try to treat others as I'd like to be treated - I've seen alot of nastyness online. Would it hurt anyone to just take a moment and give a smile to another human being? I would like to send smiles - hugs - and kisses to all my friends here on CT and even those who don't know me or may judge me. I hope everyones Holiday goes well and you get all you deserve. Love and Happiness to all...
Be Gentle Its My First Time
hey all . be gentle with me its my first blog . im so nervous i dont know what to do , dont know what to say ......... YEAH RIGHT . like i give a damn . please y'all . sup everybody ? my meds have kicked in and im so wired for sound right now . ive got so much time and so little to say . sad life aint it ? actually it can be very rewarding . i have time to ponder on the important thangs in life , like ........... um ......... well ,........... ill get back to ya on that . (note to self , ponder more on important thangs) well til next time , drop some love on your way out please .
Little Pony Or Porn Star.........this Is Cool
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Sex Toys
Come check out my sex toy shop. Excellent Service,Great Prices,Huge Selection. You can go to my profile and click on the banner or go to www.sextoysex.com/cumwithusxxx For those who shoped at my store Thank you Please hurry back.And For those who have not seen my store you can go to my Profile page and copy and paste the link to see it,and if you can repost this Blog Cum visit my new store and see all the Best Toys on the web use the link below. For some reason we are unable to get the url to work were you can just click on it so for the mean time can you just type it in please thanks Darkcloud http://www.sextoysex.com/cumwithusxxx
For Those That Havent Read My About Me
lol ok for anyone who hasnt read my or cowboy_redhats about me and have not figured this out on thier own YES cowboy_redhat and txbikerslady are a real life married couple we have been married going on 9 years now yes we are on different computers in the same house we have several computers because i build them here at home we have 4 kids are bikers live in oklahoma but are from ft worth texas and planning moving back sometime after the first of the year
Adventures And Stories
CHRISTMAS WITH LOUISE This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that
Wow
im here for 20 mins and rite on i get some frends and comments :D im glad yay
Jokes
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find > him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench eve
Looking For People In My Area (indiana)
if any women out there are looking for fun go to yahoo messenger and add me at xx_loverboy_1973@yahoo.com if there is any hot horney women out there looking for some add me to yahoo lets us all play and have some fun at xx_loveroy_1973@yahoo.com any one wanting to come out to play add me fan me and we can have some fun
Contests
CUTEST MOMMY & SON OR DADDY AND DAUGHTER PIC CONTEST! I am taking entries for both of these contests! You may enter both contests but you can't enter more than one pic in each. 1. NO HARASSING the other contestants otherwise you will be booted IMMEDIATELY! 2. IF you have nothing good to say....then say NOTHING AT ALL!! 3. MOST COMMENTS gets FIRST place 4. MOST RATES gets SECOND place 5. HIGHEST RATING gets THIRD place 6. You can only win ONE so if the person with the highest number of rates also has the highest number of comments then the person with the second highest number of comments will win second place etc. If you don't understand what I mean plz msg me and I will explain further! 7. Pic MUST be SAFE FOR WORK!!! 8. NO DOWNRATING BY OTHER CONTESTANTS! If you are a contestant you may rate the others but DO NOT downrate them otherwise that will be a violation of my rules and you will be KICKED OUT! 9. NO CHEATING. For those who don't know what I mean...we
The Hottest Girl On Cherrytap!
THIS GIRL IS A HOTTIE INSIDE AND OUT!! SHOW HER SOME LUV AND GO VOTE FOR HER IN THE HOTTEST GIRL ON CHERRYTAP CONTEST! RATE HER A 10 AND COMMENT A TON! JUST CLICK THE PIC!! [ CherryTAP.com photo: 1525040294 ]
Another Joke. :-)
Offend Everyone, some old, some new *What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? * * ** * *Juan on Juan * * ** * *What is a Yankee? * * ** * *The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. * * ** ** ** * *What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? * * ** * *The position of the dirt bag * * ** * *Why is divorce so expensive? * * ** * *Because it's worth it. * * ** * *What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? * * ** * *Doughnuts * * ** * *Why is air a lot like sex? * * ** * *Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. * * ** * *What do you call a smart blonde? * * ** * *A golden retriever. * * ** ** ** * *What do attorneys use for birth control? * * ** * *Their personalities. * * ** * *What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? * * ** * *10 years and 45 lb
Booze, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of My Problems
If you got a bucker dont ever buck around becuase that bucking mother bucker will buck you on the ground. Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and i knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later... please leave me a lone star leave it right there on the bar well ill play a sad song on my old guitar i don't need no company so please spread the word just leave me a lone star so i can get over her when i came home last night she packed all my clothes had em all in a glad bag thrown out in the road she didn't bother leaving me she just kicked me out hell now i may never know what this is all about please leave me a lone star leave it right there on the bar well ill play a sad song on my old guitar i dont need no company so please spread th
Whats So Different??
whats so different about me that noone on here will talk to me anymore. i mean before i put up new pictures it was like i had a new photo comment and or friend request every couple a minutes. so i guess everyone on here just proved that there real assholes and need to grow up. wow most of you on here are adults but your acting like children i dont understand its not like im dieing or anything you can talk to me??? grow up people show some respect.
I Love You Ray
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Our Troops
There is discipline in A Soldier you can see it when he walks, There is honor in A Soldier you hear it when he talks. There is courage in A Soldier you can see it in his eyes, There is loyalty in A Soldier that he will not compromise. There is something in A Soldier that makes him stand apart, There is strength in A Soldier that beats from his heart. A Soldier isn't a title any man can be hired to do, A Soldier is the soul of that man buried deep inside of you. A Soldier's job isn't finished after an 8 hour day or a 40 hour week, A Soldier is always A Soldier even while he sleeps. A Soldier serves his country first and his life is left behind, A Soldier has to sacrifice what comes first in a civilian's mind. If you are civilian - I am saying this to you..... next time you see A Soldier remember what they do. A Soldier is the reason our land is 'Home of the free', A Soldier is the one that is brave protecting you and me. If you are A Soldier -
Support The Troops
Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings! Check out the video below and show them some love. Please send fan letters to VAW-116, encouraging them to continue to share their spirit with Real Americans! Commanding Officer VAW-116 13th St. Hangar #553 Point Mugu CA 93042 Yes, please send via snail mail. It'll be forwarded to VAW-116 wherever they are, and they'll appreciate it more. Thanks! Outkast's "Hey Ya." Well done by U.S. Navy Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings! The Black-Eyed Peas, "Pump It!" Another well done by U.S. Navy Carrier Airborne Early Warning Squadron ONE ONE SIX (VAW-116), the Sun Kings!
Holiday Rants
I am so sick of the politically correct crap that people feel the need to demand being said over something as minimal as a holiday greeting and well wishes. For those of you that are the militant holiday greeting fanatics, get over it. Go look in a mirror. I’ll wait for you to get back. You back now? Ok, did you see a sign hanging around your neck as to what holiday you celebrate? No? Well, nobody else can either. If someone greets you with good wishes but not using the holiday of your choice, you say thank you. You do not write your congressman demanding an investigation into how you should be greeted and what punishment should be handed down from on high if someone doesn’t do as you wish. Especially when you aren’t telling everyone you come in contact with what holiday greeting you wish to hear. Now, if you are wearing a sign saying what holiday you celebrate and someone is still so clueless and brain dead enough to use a different holiday, say thank you and wish th
Smoke E. Digglera
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Random Thoughts And Holiday Madness
Economic View Job Security, Too, May Have a Happy Medium By LOUIS UCHITELLE Published: February 25, 2007 NYTimes FOR more than a decade, many American economists have pointed to Europe and Japan as prima facie evidence that layoffs in the United States are a good thing. The economies in those countries were not nearly as robust as this country’s. And the reason? Too much job security in Europe and Japan, the economists said. American employers, in sharp contrast, have operated with much more “flexibility.” Hiring and firing at will, they shift labor from where it is not needed to where it is needed. If Eastman Kodak is struggling to establish itself in digital photography, then Kodak downsizes and labor moves to industries and companies that are thriving — software, for example, or health care, or Wal-Mart Stores or Caterpillar. This shuffling out of one job and into another shows up in the statistics as nearly full employment. Never mind that the shufflin
Gettin To Know Me
Today I wanted to talk about getting aroused. It's funny cuz it seems as though I can get horny any time of the day. Somehow tho, when Karl (my fiance) and I try to get busy I can't get very wet. I know this sounds dumb but I wonder if something is wrong!! I mean, I am horny as hell, it's just that Ms.Kitty doesn't always want to play. It's weird tho cuz if we have a heavy make out session just before, then there is absolutely no problem. It's prolly just cuz we need more foreplay. Hmmm, what do you guys think? Hey you know what I want for Christmas? Some new toys, the vibrating kind! I'm gettin sick of the ones I have now, need some new ones. Only my man doesnt seem to think that is what I need for Christmas. Hmmm, oh well, still got my fingers for now right! Hehe. I dunno why I put this in here, just a random thought. But hey if anyone wants to get me some sexy toys, that would be freakin awesome!! And I might be inclined to send some photos of me using them too, heheehe! Love ya'll,
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Random Thoughts And Holiday Madness
Mates
TRY SOMETHINGG DIFFERENT, YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE IT. NO TOUCH UPS, JAST A REAL LADY,LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO WANTS A REAL LADY ITS SAYS THAT I HAVE 753 MATES BUT I GET NO LUV BACK,WHATS WITH THAT,I RATE PICS COMMENT AND EVEN TRY TO TALK TO YOU,IF U REALLY DONT WANT TO BE MY MATE THEN TAKE ME OFF UR LIST AND I WILL TAKE U OFF MY LIST,I AM HERE TO MAKE MATES AND MAYBE FIND SOMEONE SPECIAL,SO COME ON MATES SHOW ME SOME LUV TA I THANK YOU ALL FOR COMMING TO MY SITE AND LEAVING NICE COMMENTS,I DONT THINK I COULD HAVE ANY BETTER MATES. LOTS OF LOVE,FOR THOSE OF U WHO COME TO MY SITE TAKE A LOOK AT THE NEW PJ PICS
Juggalo John
well this is my first blog on cherry tap, yee-haawwwwwwww, lmao
Smoke E. Digglera
Funny 10
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps
My Homie Smoke E Digglera
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PLEASE VOTE 4 MZ. PONYGIRLSUE OK FRIENDS. IT IS TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME. I DON'T DO THESE CONTESTS VERY OFTEN BUT THIS ONE IS BEING HELD BY A DEAR FRIEND SO I AGREED TO JOIN. I REALLY DON'T EXPECT TO WIN BUT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE THE SUPPORT OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HERE. THANKS TO ALL WHO TAKE THE TIME AND EFFORT TO VOTE. HERE IS THE LINK TO MY CONTEST ENTRY: - Get Your Own PLEASE GO VOTE OK FOLKS, TIME TO GO VOTE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT IS FOR ME ~MZ. PONYGIRLSUE~ IN THE SEXIEST WOMEN'S ASS IN JEANS CONTEST PART TWO. I APPRECIATE THE CONTINUED LOVE & SUPPORT OF MY FRIENDS HERE. COMMENT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU LIKE BUT PLZ. DON'T FORGET TO RATE THE PIC AS WELL. THANKS SO MUCH. HERE IS MY CONTEST ENTRY LINK: LOVE YA ALL
Contest
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Difficult
Am I good enough for you, Am I strong enough to bleed, For someone like you, When I'm kicked to my knees. Am I good enough for me, To watch you walk away, As I sit here again, I'm alone day by day. I'm lying awake, And think of the day, I needed you more of, Just out of the rain. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you need, Means everything to me. Am I good enough for me, Am I dumb enough to bleed, For someone like you, To give a fuck about me. Am I good enough for you, You keep walking away, And I'm sitting right here, And again i will say. Cause I lie here awake, And think of the day, I needed you more, I'm pushed out of the way. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, It's what you need, But everything's so out of your reach. It's difficult to breathe, It's difficult to see, But what you
Harrisburg
Going to be in Harrisburg this saturday ALL day. Friday is my sister's b-day (on my friends list as Lisa)! FUNF TIMES!!!!!!!!
Boredom
This boredom consumes me Now you're laughing, you're pointing in my face I'm so sick of not knowing I'm so sick of you saying it's ok But I'm still buried here for 212 days Why can't you just take me from - Take me from this place From all of these faces That don't understand They don't understand that I'm Stuck in these places With these situations This boredom kills me I'm sitting here with all I've done When my frustration snatches me by the throat These hours are days And these weeks in to months Please take me from - Take me from this place From all of these faces That don't understand They don't understand that I'm Stuck in these places With these situations This boredom kills me You think it's funny that I'm sitting here You think it's funny, I'm still sitting here You think it's funny Do you think I'm funny? When I'm told so many times Told so many things Liar on paper Nothing works out for me Told so many times Fucked so many ways T
Vote For My Girl
Taa
IM RETARED I LIK BUT IM SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD LIKE MATERS MY MOM KICK ME IN THE ASS AND I SIAD TAAH BUT MY DADDY LOVES ME HE LOVES IT WHEN I EAT MACAIRO AND CHEES BUT IT HAS TO BUT BE EXTRA CREAMY I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT FEELS GOOD
Just A Little Complicated...
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I emb
Musically Speaking
These are a few of the songs I just love listening to that are the complete antithesis of my usual tastes (no particular order): Taylor Swift - Love StoryJason Mraz - I'm YoursRegina Spektor - FidelityNatasha Bedingfield - These WordsIngrid Michaelson- The Way I am (Chorus Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like it's been forever that you've been gone Please Come back home (Intro Where'd you go? I miss you so Seems like its been forever That you've been gone (Verse 1 She said some days I feel like shit Some days I want to quit And just be normal for a bit I don't understand why you have to always be gone I get along but your trips always feel so long and I find myself trying to stay by the phone Because your voice always helps me to not feel so alone But I feel like an idiot: working my day around a call But when I pick up I don't have much to say so, I want you to know it's
Ending
We wont make it this time Did my soul run off And get lost without you Fake it this time This is the last song I'll ever write about you Right This can be the way Throw it in my face The fact that were running on empty Time has made a change It's not my fault That I'm nothing instead now Buried in the way So the whole world Can see how we're ending Just make a better way But I feel like now I'm guilty Can we fight to stay the same I'm slowly counting back to the beginning of nowhere Right This can be the way Throw it in my face The fact that were running, running Time has made a change It's not my fault That I'm nothing instead now Buried in the way So the whole world Can see how we're ending I cant go on this way Living this life I made I want to scream now It's over, It's over I cant go on this way Living this life I made I want to scream now It's over, it's over Time has made a change Its not my fault That I'
My Ramblings
im sitting here, listening to the song i used to play for us all the time, and wonder why the hell you did what you did to me. what did i do to deserve to be broken like that? yeah, sure i cheated on you, but i also broke up with you after i kissed him to be with him. and when i screwed it up with him, i came crawling back to you, once again thinking you were the only one who would take me as i was. looking back, i realize i deserved a lot more better than you. I was a good fuckin person until you came along and messed everything up. this is your fucking fault. all of it. all my problems that i have now lead back to you. ALL OF IT! YOU FUCKING YOU! YOU FUCKIN DID IT! GODDAMNIT WHY WON'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE? WHY CAN'T I GET YOU THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CONSTANT FUCKING PRESENCE IN MYGODDAMN LIFE? i'm so tired of having you in my head. i'm so tired of being scared you're gonna show up again on my porch. and i'm already prepared for that
Sleepless
Look in these eyes, It shows how I'm spending time, Blood-line designs, Follow the red over white. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery,I'll hear, I waste, I know your not safe with me. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish and blind, I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. Look and despise, Reflections telling lies, See you behind, Your stare is so sickening. I'll hear, I'll taste this, Whispering misery, I feel it take me, And i shout at you suddenly. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I can't face you, I'll erase you, Can't escape you, I won't miss you. I'll drink myself to sleep, Five thousand times. I'll drink, I drink myself to sleep. I can't recall, Drifting I fall down, Maybe I'm selfish a
Why Love?
Why? LOVE We all have loved and lost at one time just listen to me for a min. You love someone when all you want is that person you cant get them out of your head you give up everything and I mean everything to be with them all you want is to be loved in return. Trust me I know I would give up my world to have it all back!!! You know you love them when you see all the little things and yes I am going to get crazy for a min but you will understand little things like when she paints her nails or changes her hair the way she holds your hand lightly moves her finger over yours looks into your eyes you see things on her like a bump scrape or cut she get hurt and all you do is want to tke the pain you all know it the truth some of you are even thinking of your ex while reading this so I say WHY LOVE ITS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND AND IF WE HAD MORE OF IT WE WOULD NOT BE AT WAR WE WOULD NOT HATE WE WOULD JUST LOVE ONE ANOTHER SO I WILL SAY IT ONE LAST TIME BEFOR I GO TO BED WHEN 2 PE
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Sobe Trip Pics- Dec9-13 2006!
Funny Joke Let Me Know If You Like
how do you make you lover scream durring sex? call him and tell him who your with..... whats the diff. between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds whats the diff, between a hubby and a boyfriend? 45 mins. I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!
Out On A Bender
when your body can't hold your soul we let it out to welcome it again another lost stranger that reminds you of an old friend we all need to roam sometimes better to drift off than to sit around waiting to die the life you live is only your own where you are is always your home just stick it out no need for control if it needs a change let your soul take a stroll but follow it you may enjoy what you could never have known
This Is How It Is
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps
Finally My First One
Alright as alot of you know from my pictures, i do St Baldricks every year!! For those that dont know what it is, its a charity function to help raise money for childrens cancer research!! Every year i take pledges to sponsor me to get my head shaved to help support research to benefit children everywhere!!! The time is coming where i start asking for your help. If ya wanna and are able to sponsor me just let me know and i will get ya the information!!! I know some people wont be able to donate, but if you are i hope ya seriously consider it!! I hate begging but this is a great orginization that supports a very good cause!!!
Just Some Lite Reading Hehehe!
So all my friends and family here say I will look like Carmela Soprano when I "grow up"..... Not bad if ya ask me.... What do you think?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? DONT IT SUCK WHEN UR OWN GAME GETS PLAYED ON YOU?!?!? I MEAN C'MON R U SERIOUSLY THAT DUMB!!! LMFAO... OH WELL I GUESS IT'S TRUE, THE BEST ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP! GUYS............... IF YOU GONNA CHEAT.............. ATLEASTE UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Without Love!!!
If I speak in the tongues of angels, but have not love I'm only a resounding noise If I have the gift of knowledge And if my faith moves mountains high But have not love I am nothing Though I know the One Who holds the stars in the heavens In the palm of His hand If I give all I possess To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing Without love Love's patient True love is always kind Love does not envy Never brags, it's never proud Slow to wrath, it keeps no records of wrongs against friends Love forgives We all could use forgiveness Though I know the One who holds (I know the One) The stars in the heavens In the palm of His hands If I give all I possess (All I possess) To the poor and the helpless I'll still gain nothing (without love) oh... OOh... without love... oh Love never fails Love is true Love's the one thing that can always change you Love is patient Love is kind Love's the one reason the world s
Some Things To Think About...
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I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
Funny 12
...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one. ...Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials. ...Please don't drive when you're not driving. ...Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline ...The quarterback who just got pummeled isn't trying to be brave. He's just not crying. Big difference! ...When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine
Sup Sup
Well been very exciting time been on a few trips had alo of fun had some issues from the past to umm tie up. Also i got a new job i am now a mortgage loan officer for southwest funding here in austin area i hope this works out. I am new to this kinda business so alot of learning to do but I think I can do it and btw if u need home finanacing heheheh call me.Well anyway it has been an eventuful few weeks i have done alot and had well some fun . leared some ppl i thought were my friends are stains upon the earth and that some i thought were my enemies are someof my truest friends and anything learned is good . BTW ppl do not be strangers u all know how to contact me and if u don't then damnit ask I always like to talk to new ppl and meet new ppl and just a fun loving guy . well i hate punctuation so gonna go and adios Well I won't bearound going back to shreveport for a few days. Life is good saw a decent concert last night in kileen,Tx . and was just giving a shout to everyone to say wh
Absence
This weekend has been a long one... most assuredly. I am worn thin and quite tired. I usually enjoy the holidays but I find myself wishing they would hurry up and pass. Peace and quiet sounds good to me right about now. I haven't had time to check everything.. or to reply to everyone.. but don't worry. I haven't forgotten anyone and I do plan on commenting everyone back. I just need some free time to do that. So.. until then, know that you are all LOVED! X's & O's J
Roadkill
go check out the new pix...comments welcome I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That
Charlie Brown Christmas Spoof | Send To Friends | Funny Pictures At Jibjab
Charlie Brown Christmas Spoof | Send To Friends | Funny Pictures at JibJab
Bullshit
Why do women make life so difficult sometimes. For the last month I've been spending a lot of time with a friend of mine. She just got out of a relationship and has been saying how she doesn't want a relationship. We talk several times a day. I spend time with her a couple times a week. We sleep together, both in the biblical sense and in the literal sense. Ultimately I'd like to be in a relationship again, but at this point I just want some companionship. So after all this talk about not wanting anything more from anyone, why is she about to get into a relationship with some guy she met on Yahoo personals? And why the hell has she been sneaking around about it behind my back? I'm supposed to be her best male friend. The worst part is she keeps saying that these perverted things he says reminds her of things I've said. Only the things I've said have been in the context of sexual activity. She told him she wanted to take a nap and he said, so you want to get naked? The worst part of the
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Deck The Halls | Send To Friends | Funny Animations at JibJab
Funny13
R: You're the one W: Next. R: You really know how to satisfy a woman. W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane? R: You're the best I've ever had. W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl. R: What color are your eyes? W: Is my discharge still brown? R: You make me forget my problems. W: You make me forget I'm just 15. R: I think we should go away for the weekend. W: I think we should go to the clinic. R: I love you. W: I love you.
Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!
How ya doing? Will you please help me with this contest by voting for me and bombing me with comments. Thanks!
Oh Be Sweet
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Hairsuit
is it just me or does any one miss a nice furry beaver? maybe i am a freak but the hairier the better. don't get me wrong i don't discriminate, i love it all.
Funny 14
"I can't believe that outfit she is wearing"; (said disdainfully). "Look at that guy!... Over there... behind the woman." "I think that's a man dressed as a woman!" "Isn't that the actress from the movie Delicatessen?" (Chances are she hasn't seen that movie - and neither have you, but you will get brownie points naming a foreign film, and it will be just obtuse enough to distract her. "I think that's the girl I knew from high school who eventually joined a convent (or was committed to an asylum) and turned out to be a real nut case." "Help me, I got something in my eye... can't see a thing!" "Hey that's the loser I dumped in order to go out with you. Boy am I glad I ever got away from her. What a moron." "I was just thinking how I felt sorry for her - since she can never hold a candle to you!" (This one might only get you punched, but its worth a try.) "Do you think she's prettier than me?" (Give her a taste of her own medicine!)
Vinny Say's!
Getting Bored With Site Already!
I get bored so freakin easily......must be why I love to drive fast cars and be the the fucking boss....no employer could take me :) Well, so far the only thing I can tell here is we visit each others pages...rate and leave comments...what am i missing?
Adventures In Gaming
so... I blame halo 3 for getting me back into shooter games haha but! shortly after the halo ... I got sucked into Resistance: Fall of Man. The story is based in the 1940s and is basically kind of like a world war...but with aliens. CRAZY aliens that infect humans and turn them into some kinda freaky hybrid lol There's a co-op feature (yay ^_^) but overall it was pretty cool! Their grenade selections are awesome (air fuels rawk) there's even one called the hedgehog that pops up and shoots out these massive spiney needles everywhere. There are stages where driving both human and alien tanks are needed .... so if you're like me and can't operate vehicles in video games if you're life depended on it.. just a heads up haha >_< lol that's where co-op comes in handy...i always jump on the gunner seat =P It's a cool game I would recommend it (after halo of course!) but the AI in the game is pretty smart too...there were plenty of times where we had to strategize before going into t
Perfectly Flawed
I guess I needed a good swift kick in the butt to finally make some changes in my life. I definetly got that kick. I have been pretty weak lately, well for several months I should say. Not being able to take care of myself due the the situation I was in at the bike shop. Well it all caught up with me. Monday morning I went the the ER and was rushed by ambulance to La Crosse. I had a severe infection that focused mainly on my uterus. Which is why I put on the extra weight and couldn't lose it. The whole situation was really scary because I had no clue what was going on or how such a thing could happen. I finally got released from the hospital after several days of antibiotics. I am now basically on bed rest for almost a month then depending on how my appointment goes if everything is good I am fine if not then I might have to have surgery. I can no longer work at the bike shop so I will have to return the car and the cell phone as soon as I can get someone to go over there wi
The Devil Is Comeing
quiet my job got in a fight i dont now whats going to happen is tierd and was wating on you to get here i dont no i just did wokup with fire in my eyes and ready to take the world down i am righting my frstrasons out trying to main tang trying to make it go away not nowing if i was rone or i was right i sit here and cry thinking of god and what he would do not noing were the devil lerks knowing at ever corner there will be hert not noing were to stop only going farther to the won the place you seek win you are hert the way out is nere take me take me to the place i do nt fear for there only will i be free! the end a dredful thing we dont think of tell the end we race around back and forth not watch thos we love not worrying of mom or dad tell the end you sould hold the ones you love inbrceing and huging for tho the time will come win you no longer can hang on dark ness falls and cildren weep the black ness takes you deep deeper and deeper you goo searching for the one you no n
Song Of The Week 5
Yep, this time again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to these days and it's BATTLEFIELD by Blind Guardian Song Name - Battlefield Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opera Song Number - 2 of 11 Song Length - 5:37 Lyrics It cannot be seen But there's blood on the green Only god knows I'm innocent Take me, take me home A dark seed reigns in me Like the storm rules over the sea I challenge thee, do not cross this bridge alone Don't dare me now The threatening shadows will pass by There're getting closer now Open your eyes Wake up my dear young friend And hate shall fade away I will not move, yet I'll stand still, instead There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends War and anger shall reign The clash of iron can be heard By blindness you're driven insane I'm lost in anguish and grief Sorrow won't wane 'til you die A shattered body deeply hurt And darknes
Merry Christmas
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY CHERRY FRIENDS AND A SPECIAL MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MY SPECIAL CHERRY YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE LOTS OF LUV YOU ALL OF YOU HOPE YOUR HOLIDAYS ARE FILLED WITH LOTS OF JOY AND PEACE KISSES AND HUGS
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Blow Job That Change America
The Blow Job that Changed America by John Bredin (12/13/06) They ought to have a conference on it. America eight years after "that" blow job, given to president Clinton by "that" woman: the one he theatrically denied having sex with in one of the greatest TV moments of all time (finger crooked) -- in my opinion right up there with Elvis shaking his booty on the Ed Sullivan Show. They should invite philosophers, sexologists, historians, and psychologists -- and Bill Clinton too, if he wants to come -- for a panel discussion to plumb fresh meaning and insights, now that sufficient time has passed to allow for reflection, on this most profoundly earthshaking (and American) of all blow jobs. Ah, the miracle that it even happened! Contrary to right wing scolds, those dour descendents of the Puritans whose idea of fun was to grab some marshmallows and roast a frisky woman alive at the stake, desire is -- like duh -- a positive thing. Because we only live once, we're limited to a
Twas The Night Before Christmas (with A Twist)
A FIRE FIGHTER'S LIFE!!! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You wa
I Want To Be In A Contest
want to have a good time with me? all you gotta do is pay. 200hr 100hhr 75 for quick blow jobs without the finish. call me 253 426 8226. in and out calls
Could You Help My Friend Out?
For those of you that havent please!!! Rate this pic! Time is running out!!! Hey all my gorgeous friends and fans! sorry I've been away and haven't gotten back to you! But IM back now and will catch up with you! Was writing this blog to ask you for your help! My friend Lucy is in the 2 alarm hottie contest and really needs some help! Comment bomb her please! If you have any spare time! We both would appreciate it!!! Love, Joeylynne click this pic to comment!!! If all my friends would please go help Lucy out even with just 5 comments I would so much appreciate it! I ran out and so did she.She is behind and needs a little lovin' ! please take a few minutes to do this for me! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Im begging! Thanks so much! MWAH! Joeylynne
Moving!!!!! :)
Random Things
To my cherry friends and family...I received this email today and I thought it was worth passing this around. Very upsetting...I do not have a problem with any type of person who can come into this great country and make a new life. I hate to use the term foreigner. This country helps foreigners to start there own businesses. I used to live in NJ and many Dunkin Donuts are own by foreigners. As do the rest of America I am sure. I do not have a problem with that. What I do have a problem with if they do support Al Quada or have employee that support Al Quada. I realized that you cannot control your employee thought and feels or views, but those employees feel the need to express his or her views to the customer, then that employee should be fired. I know this country as freedom of speech and I am using it myself right now. For anyone living in this country that supports Al Quada in anyway, shape or form then you needs to get the HELL out of this county. This morning my friend went
Bye
Videos
This video is dedicated to some of my closest and very dear friends on here. Each person has either made me smile or feel good about myself in makin me realize there is a light at the end of the tunnel.I know I don't have alot of people in this video but I could only make it shorter than 5 mins in order for it to fit so i can upload it to my Photobucket account..Rest asured if you are not in this video just leave a comment on this blog and i will see to it you will be in my next. Happy viewing and thank you for being a true friend. PS. no my bills are not taken care of yet. I just think I'm still online cus it is the weekend and don't believe the light company works on the weekend. I know my opinion is shared with alot of people and whoever does not approve of this video well they can go fuck themselves because I DO have the freedom of speech thank you and enjoy the show To all who know me my children mean the world to me and they will always be in my heart
The Dark Side Of Salem
How come this wasted time is such a loss expressed on minds side? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you Your kind is so amused and still confused by what you live with Your darkness just won't go away Your light, it's time for you to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me Darkness, night time No moon in the sky tonight Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today Life is darkness, forever remain, and again How come these things you say they always seem to grow and haunt me? I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you You seem to think that I would let things slide and have you change me This darkness just won't go away No light, inside for me to shine on today Nothing but darkness in me On a magical misty morning I was standing in the Autumn rain Suddenly the birds fell silent Would I ever hear them sing again... Hear them sing again... Without a word of warning I saw a shadow in the Autumn rain Ju
New Pics
PLEASE RATE ME CAUSE I GOT MORE PICS BUT CANT CAUSE I AM FULLL UNTILL I GOT FATHER IN CHERRYTAP NUMBER 10 HI EVERYONE I AM GOING TO DELETE MY WHOLE PROFILE BECAUSE I DONT WANT THIS ANYMORE IT WAS FUN BUT ITS GETTING TO ME SO IF U WANT TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY XXXOOOO STEPHEN please rate my poems i need help cause i want to know if they are good enough so i wont be worried love ya and ty mwah!!!!!!!!!!!!1
One Liners
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Funny One-Liners 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. All generalizations are false, including this one. All men are idiots, and I married their King. Always remember you're unique, just like everyon
My Day....
OK here it is the most horrible day of my life so far... I went to work this morning and when I got done and walked outside my car wasn't there... So I went to our security at work and we went over hte tapes and someone stole my car around 3 hours after I got to work... The I had to sit at work for 3 1/2 hours waiting for th cops... Not to mention that I have a few christmas gifts in my trunk... So thats how it started then after I got home my monitor died on me so I had to take my sons monitor... My day is just getting worse and worse... But I want to say thank you to my husband because I dont think I could've made it thru today without him... He keeps telling me everything will be ok and I know that it will but I have to get over the devisation of losing my car cause it was the last thing my father bought for me before he died 2 years ago, he bought it for me like 2 months before he died so that I could take him back and fourth to the doctors and the hospital and now i lost him and m
Updates
I've at best had an erratic presence here at CT. Along with work I've recently opened myself to an old yet new experience. This Blog goes out to her as well. I met someone, here no less, that has turned out to be an incredible person in many different ways. The most important of them being, she gave me a deep sense of self worth. Unfortunately however timing and social conventions prevent her from following her heart. Normally I don't care enough about other people to really concern myself with such thoughts, at least not beyond the surface issues involved. Well this woman, that has the key to my heart, has brought me to a new juncture. I have to let her know here, and hence the rest of the world, because I've cut off all other forms of my communicating with her. For all the light she's brought into my life, knowing that she will not be a part of it has sent me in the opposite direction now. Where once I felt like a super nova, now I feel like a black hole. Because I know my dark natur
Elusionz And Delusionz
yep i rock, k thnx bye. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: sandra 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Sanizzle 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of middle name) Slee 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Green Black Panther 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born): Lee Buffalo 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Armsasch 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink) Green Water 8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Amecmce 9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne) Tommy Girl 10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
They Did It For You
IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES SO THAT WE CAN BE A FREE NATION, GO TO THE LINK BELOW. THE LINK EXPLANES WHAT HAPPENES WHEN A MARINE DIES AND HOW HIS/HER FAMILY IS NOTIFIED. I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DEFINATLY GET A LITTLE CHOKED UP BY THE END OF IT. IF NOT, SOMETHING IS WRONG. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT WE CAN GET EVERYONE TO SEE IT. HERE IS THE LINK: http://www.photographychannel.tv/video/finalsalute2.html
Shirtless
What is wrong with all these male poozers and taking pictures of themselves with their shirts off. They think that just by taking off their shirts, females would be automatically attracted to them. And then you got these idiot guys with a little video of them lifting up their shirts to reveal a nipple. These people need to be hit in the head.
Help Me Stop Sexual Predators!
THANKS TO THE AMAZING CHERRY TAP COMMUNITY, THE MARC KLAAS PROJECT MYSPACE PAGE HAS INCREASED IT’S FRIEND COUNT OVER 800% IN UNDER A MONTH! However, we still need your help. Please : *place us in your top friends. RIP THE LINKS BELOW AND PUT THEM IN YOUR PAGE, WEBSITE OR BLOG FOR US. *USE THE BANNERS BELOW TO JOIN THE YOUTUBE PAGE AND RATE AND COMMENT THE VIDEO!! *WE NEED TONS OF VIEWS AND RATINGS ON YOUTUBE TO GET MEDIA ATTENTION FOR THIS PROJECT!! We truly appreciate your help and support! With most sincere thanks, JOHN MILLER, EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, “THE MARC KLAAS PROJECT”. hey everyone. i need more hits on the youtube page to get attention. we've received some honors in the past week in the news and journalism categories...we need many more views to be noticed. it's hard to compete with dudes jumping into piles of poo, i know, but let's do this! help me get this message to the media. rate the video, comment and join the page. di
Help Me Pls
hEY GUYS PLS HELP HAVE ENTERED THE HOTTEST FEMALE CONTEST HERE IS THE LINK
Craziness
For all you people on my friends list I thought you might like to know that I am pregnant.....I'm only 3 1/2 months along but time is flying by...Don't worry I wont be keeping the baby fat...Things have been going well for me since I've past the throwing up stage....I'm just waiting to find out if it's a boy or girl....Don't be sad for I will be back in no time once the baby is born and will start taking more pics for you guys. This year for Christmas I wont be spending it with my family....This is my first Christmas with out all of those crazy people.....It's going to be a little hard for me....They have sent me stuff already and of course I cried when I opened the package from my mom and grandma because they put my baby christmas ornamites in there with mine and my boyfriends stockings.....My boyfriend said that no matter what he will make this Christmas special for me, so of course that makes me happy.....
Songs That...
I've been thinking about all of the songs in my life that have been able to bring me to tears at some point or age (can be younger years or present years). There are quite a few of them and I want to try to recall them, so as I start to remember, this little blog will be for me to make notes of them. Please - feel free to add any that you are willing to admit have made (or continue to make) you cry. Believe me, this list is going to be totally ecclectic! *laugh* So far I have: Weekend in New England - Barry Manilow My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Have You Forgotten - Darryl Worley One Last Time - Dusty Drake The Circle of Life - Elton John My Immortal - Evanescence Love of a Lifetime - Firehouse Nothing Else Matters - Metallica ** Right Here Waiting -- Richard Marx
A New Link
http://www.utherverse.com/beninu looking to make friend love to talk i posted new pics on my trip to nc please leave me coments would love to hear them... please ty
Things I Have Read On Here
You know i have read alot about things that happen to people but the one thing everyone needsto stop and think about are the kids they don't ask to be brought into this world we as adults bring them in. We need to take some time out and read some of these blogs . like the one about loseing a baby i know how that lady feels but mine had a little more of a happier ending i miscarried my daughters twin goinginto my 2 trimester. but the one that gets me the most is the rape one why in the world would a parent do that to there child . I'm am a rape seriver and it was my step-father and it still get to me at times . I think people like that should not be allowed to live if you have the same feelings as i do please repost this. you might not be where me and some of the other people are or have been and i hope the ones you have not had a childs death or a rape of any kind to you or your kids will not go through what we have suffer . So please don't judge us just because what people say about u
Broken Heart
This just shows that the president knew the 9-11 terrorist attack was gonna happen .. and this is just another kick in the azz .. but someone is tryin to tell us that he knew all a long .. here is yet more proof..NOW WHO HAD THE TIME TO FIGURE THIS OUT?!1. Fold a new $20.00 bill in half......2. Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below3. Fold the other end, exactly as before.....4.Now turn it over......5.What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20.00 bills !!!COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE As if that wasn't enough.. her is what you've seen....Firstly the Pentagon on fire...Then the Twin Towers............ And now.. look at this!Triple coincidence on a simple $20 billIt gets even better 9+11=$20!! This is too interesting to pass up!Freaky. i dont understand why it is happening to me just when I thought things were starting to look up one of the worst things that could have happened to me happened my biggestest f
Forever Means Forever
Gettin Better!!!
Well, since my last blog entry, I have gotten so much better.....I feel soooo much better too....My car wounds have pretty much healed...the soreness is still there but other than that, I feel great!!! Another month or so, and I will be ready to get back on the dance floor and shake my azz!!!LOL!!! I am back out driving again......Scary huh? I woudl have to say life is pretty good right now........
Moi
В моих очень многих вещах изменились, и очень много вещей только настолько трудно объяснить. Ich steige von der Armee in ein paar Wochen aus und hier ich weiß nicht genau was ich bin gonna macht.. In una mano ho Cathy... Si potrei essere con lei, ma la lotta e la gelosia deve fermare. L'alors il y a Michelle... Mais après une année, je n'ai rien trouvé avec elle jamais changerait et elle est juste gonna fait quel est meilleur pour elle et Phoenyx. Der også Wendy. Men hun gifter seg og jeg ikke ser meg selv være den annen guy. Jeg ve
Pretty Words
By Gwen Stacy Sound the alarms all eyes to the horizon Prepare for war put down the fear in your eyes We fight and die, bearing arms,free of fear Our colors nailed to the mast I may not make it back But I'll make sure someone never forgets me No regrets nothing left to loose. I may not make it back This night is mine So take a good last look at the blackened sky Put down the fear in your eyes I thought I'd never see this day The time to fight is now On to fight this war I decide who will live and who will die I decide who dies This night is mine This was my fate, giving in To your lips, to your eyes I should have known It would come back to haunt me Crooked smile, the reflection in your eyes That shows my weakness for Beautiful mistakes, Something that I know you've seen before, I'm not the first Set the trap, I'm falling for it every time I can't believe Everyone knew from the start This would come back to haunt me I can't stan
Site's
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite How often do you like to have sex?: 4X A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times How do you feel about one night stands?: they suck How many one night stands have you had?: 4 What's your favorite position?: any Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON THE PARTNER Do you get off first or do they?: they Do you like kissing during sex?: yes
Random Thoughts
im stuck and 99.99% whats kind of BS is this ive been answering MUMMS and rating stuff and im stuck...help! ok i just got to crush alerts.....who sent them hehe? im looking for someone who can download some music for me cuz my computer cant. anyone wanna help?
Wiccan/pagan/spiritual/etc.
(From a bulletin by Bobby black) Long before the coming of Christianity, with which this time of the year has become inextricably linked, people all over the world celebrated the rising of the Midwinter sun and the birth of the gods who held out to them the promise of a New Year with new hopes. The Roman Saturnalia as its name suggests, was the celebration in honor of Saturn, the Roman god of agriculture and time, from whence we have inherited Saturday or Saturn's day. His feast was celebrated from December 17th to the 24th. It is an ancient festival from which we derive many of the traditional celebrations associated with Midwinter. The halls were decked with holly branches and evergreen wreaths. People visited family and attended lavish banquets and holiday parties. Gifts of silver, candles, figurines, and sweets (often tied to evergreen wreaths) were exchanged. It was also customary to light candles and roam the streets singing holiday songs (albeit often in the nude). Even th
Looking For Hope!
I'm sitting here tonight feeling very blue, Christmas is just days a way and I am lonely too. I have some friends yes I know this is true, But then I ask can I count on you? You say that you understand and that your here for me, But when I really needed you your nowhere that I see. No one likes to listen to someone who is depressed alot so they moan and groan, But where does that leave me yes I'm all alone. I love a man who isn't here he moved so long ago, I gave up the chance to be with him for another man my love to show. I don't think he loved me at lest not in that special way, I hope that my true love will come and take my blues away. I still love that man that moved away and yes the other too, His friendship is more important and solid like some glue. So wish me luck as I move on that I shall find some hope, Cause the life i'm living feels like a hanging rope.
Christmas Woes
Well, its that time of year again.... the time of gift buying and gift receiving. I'm sure all of you have, at one point in time or another, had an issue getting someone a Christmas gift. Some people are simple to buy for. They are so predictable that no one, not even the deaf and dumb man on the corner can mistake what to get them. Others are a never-ending jigsaw puzzle of countless possibilities. Like that guy off the commercial (cant remember his name, but no-one wanted to draw his name) they drive anyone who needs to buy for them to the breaking point, or even past that point into insanity. So I want to know people, what do you do when you are in such a situation, where you dont know what to get, yet a gift card is unacceptable as it just screams that you gave up on trying to figure out what to get them.
Pro Wrestling
Does anyone else think that Orton and Edge went too far tonight (12-18) in the final match against DX?
Stuck Up People
I'm in a really Kool contest about ink that people had done for people we cared about and now I would like a little help. Don't get me wrong I would like to level up to but when it's something like this I get FUCKIN' BENT.If people would quit cryin' and work at it it would be really cool here but we have a lot of whinners HERE.
Need Company!
How long should you know some one before falling in love with them and wanting to marry them. I'm bored off my ass. I'm looking for some attention! Any takers. comment and rate me. messages are welcome too.
Whatever...
stare at the sun by thrice i sit here clutching uselessness keys to doors that dont exist i crack my teeth on pearls i tear into the history show me what it means to be in this world, yeah in this world cause i am due for a miracle im waiting for a sign ill stare straight into the sun and i wont close my eyes till i understand or go blind see the parts but not the whole studied saints and scholars both no perfect plan unfurls should i trust my heart or just my mind? why is truth so hard to find in this world? yeah in this world i know theres a point ive missed shrine or stone i havent kissed scar that never graced my wrist a mirror that hasnt met my first but i cant help feeling like im due for a miracle once again...not mine but i really like this song pain by everlast somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady somewhere between the yeses and nos you can find a maybe somewhere between the highs and lows you can spot the middle and
The Perfect Christmas
The Perfect Christmas The perfect christmas, would be held with much family and friends, all gathered in one place, to spend this special time, with those they love. ~ So now dreaming, of that one perfect christmas, with the special people in my life. ~ Pictures i see flashing, through my mind, of beautiful white snow falling, a tree, with presents under it, in front of the window, and everything laughing, having a good time, while opening, their gifts. ~ Such a wonderful time of the year, hopefully being the perfect christmas, that we all wish for. MERRY CHRISTMAS..HAPPY CHANUKAH....KWANZAA WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, HUGS AND LOTS OF LOVE DONA
Simple's Blogs
hoe do i use the trackz i want to add some but i never used them !!! Vincent -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Her i wanna know what could be a great tatoo a design .. a pics..or something.. with this : ( something ) Sensual Naughty Romantic sexy but that is not too vulgar what i mean is like for exemple my grand mother can see it without been traumatized !! hehe !!! if you have any idea please can you senf me or tell me what it is !! i have a lot of difficulty trying to find one !!! thanks to all ;)
Banners/links
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I Need Some Page Work Help
someone please write me back in a messgae and tell me how to change the background please its driving me crazy
Have You Ever And What If?
My Eternal Love
I could never tell you my true feelings, That I feel for you. I'll keep them to myself, What I feel is true, you see. But I know we can never be, Too many things to get in our way. I can only dream of you holding me one day, I think of you with every waking minute, And long for you each night. Wish I could share with you, what is in my heart. But I am afraid you don't feel the same, And my heart will be torn apart. So for now, I'll keep my secret to myself, I'll just keep Praying that someday, You'll take me by the hand, and tell me you feel the same way. Until then I'll just keep loving you, And hope that one day, you will love me too... Family, people who you know, Family, that will never let you down, And in case you get in trouble, They will always be at your side. Family, they help me in ways some people wouldn't understand, Family, loves me no matter what the problem is and how impossible the solution should be. My life is like my family in
Love
well i am so happy magickme and i set a date 07-07-07 we are gatting married. we have already got the rings, place and soon we will have everything else. i am so happy. soon magickme will be part of los varelas QUE ESTA ARRIBA CON ALGUNAS MUJERES, ELLOS ACTUAN COMO ELLOS LE QUIERE ENTONCES CUANDO USTED ES SUFICIENTE MUDO que ELLOS CORREN ESPANTADO, BIEN PERMANECERE SOLO PARA UN TIEMPO LARGO LARGO, SOLOS MEDIOS PERMANECEN INTOXICARON NOCHA ES COLOCADO DIARIO WTF IS UP WITH FUCKING FEMALES. I DIDNT DO ANYTHING FUCKING WRONG AND I GET TREATED LIKE I JUST KILLED SOMEONE. PINCHE CABRONSA YO NO SAVY POR QUE YO NESSITE TIENES.
Can Any One Help Me? It's With My Page
Colours
THE AGONY IS SO GREAT..... AND YET I WILL STAND IT. HAD I NOT FOUND VERY MUCH I WOULD NOT HURT SO MUCH. BUT GOODNESS KNOWS I WOULD NOT. WANT TO DIMINSH THAT PRECIOUS LOVE BY ONE FRACTION OF AN OUNCE. I WILL HURT AND I WILL BE GRATEFUL TO THE HURT. FOR IT BEARS WITNESS TO THE DEPTH OF OUR MEANINGS. AND FOR THAT I WILL BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL TO YOU, MY LOVE. THE SKY IS PURPLE IN MY WORLD. THE PEOPLE ARE ORANGE AND PINK. THERE'S SO MUCH COLOR CONFUSION, THERE'S HARDLY ANY ROOM TO THINK.. I CAN SWIM IN A GREEN SEA IN MY WORLD, AND VIEW TREES OF FUSCHIA AND BLUE. I WOUNDER IF THE PEOPLE AROUND ME UNDERSTAND AS MUCH AS I DO. I CAN PICK BLACK AND WHITE FLOWERS FROM BEAUTIFUL GRASS OF DULL GREY, AND THEY ALL WHISPER TO ME THAT WE'LL REALIZE THE UNIMPORTANCE OF COLOURS ONE DAY..
Profile Pics!!
A little advice for the young women out there. I've noticed that some of you have issues with guys looking at your sexy pics. You put them on your site for EVERYONE to see, then you get upset when guys contact you and make comments about them, or try to hit on you or talk sexy to you. My advice is--PLEASE GET A CLUE!!!!!!! Seriously, if you don't want this to occur, simply create a folder that only "FRIENDS" can view. Think about it. Done?? Here it is. You write in your profile," I don't want to talk sexy, or want sexy comments, etc." Than you post pics for EVERYONE TO VIEW in your underwear or less. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Do yourself and EVERYONE ELSE a favor(or FAVOUR in Canada, Australia, U.K.) and create a folder for PRIVATE USE ONLY. Yo
"i'm Up For Sale!"
Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer
My Vents Without Wasting A Mumm Lol
I am just venting out of a matter of Ive about had it with the over abundance of ignorance this week, and I am now convinced beyond a doubt that stupid people shouldnt breed... We have several occupations that deserve the unasked for without a doubt respect. The Military, Police, Fire, and Medical fields. Now, Do I myself place one a little higher on the respect scale as the others.. yes.. All of these occupations save lives in one form or another.. yes.. All these occupations risk their lives in one form or another.. yes.. All these occupations have greatly influence society in one form or another.. yes.. But to me, in my opinion, and it is by any means degrading ANY of them, but there is one that deserves slightly more respect.. it is our Military. Yes, they do everything the others do, without question.. but with one slight difference.. When they go to the "job" they could be gone for years. They miss their childs birth.. the first time they see their childre
Holidays
hey all i need help tried doing a morph an upload got error that not supported what am i doing wrong helpppppppppppppppp my friends pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im bored needs friends an help using this place lol hi all hmm i love this sight but how can i text my cherrie peps at once arggggggg confusing but hey i love u all terry
Contest
Other
Why can't I speak when I have so much to tell? Why can't I write when I have so much in mind? Why can't I sing when there's music in my heart? Why can't I dance when there's rythm in the air? Too many words left unspoken Too many things left undone Why can't it be and why can't I? For all I know this pain deep inside Took the gladness from my heart. Is this the pain of missing you? Is this the reason behind it all? Hear the agony of my heart Longing for you and for your touch Feeling your lips, feeling your face Missing your kisses and warm embrace. When will the waiting ever be over? For as long as were apart I can never be whole I just want you to know That my heart is aching because "I'M MISSING YOU!" I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant.... who loves to end a hug with a
Age Just A Number
TURNING 33 SATURDAY....OH NO!
Holiday
Happy Yule
New...
Well..I have no idea what i'm doing. Just trying to meet new people. So if ya interested drop me a line. So, my best friend Julia claims to be in love with this kid named Chad. And this boy uses her for sex and rides to wherever he needs to go. And she just lets him do it. And I don't understand why, even though I know they've been through alot. And I haven't been very supportive of her, but she's really fucking up. Not to say that I never fuck up, because I do, but that's beyond the point. I just don't know what she see's in him. He's worthless. Has no job, no money, no car. Get's thrown in jail alot and people have to bail him out. He fucks girls behind Julia's back, but she's so blind to that fact, that she refuses to believe it even though she accuses him of it. I just think she likes to hear him say that he isn't fucking other girls. It makes her feel more secure. But it's so not true. Gah. Guys these days. What happened to all the good ones? So, I have to be out of my house by th
Friends
The Cherry. With measured cadence's soft vibration, Silently and one by one; In deepened sighs to awe relation: And a cherry's mission is done. Still more silently, the breathing Of a peaceful zephyr calmed to sleep, Tranquilly hushes; the boughs cease wreathing, And a cherry its vigils keep. A bird in a neighboring thicket Is flinging a paean sincere; Filled with praises of quality in cricket, And a cherry blushes to hear. In silence his notes seek an echo, Hoping that accepted they might be; Still silence is the price of his gusto, And a cherry's thanks are free. Now a sunbeam warm is tendered, By the grateful aid of a leaf; Hope to a fainting heart is rendered, And a cherry is robbed of grief. A cool but effeminate moment, A passion with hasty words spoken, Rends a tie by purity lent; And a cherry's

WELL HERE U GO NEXT WEEK ON CHRISTMAS IS MY 37TH BIRTHDAY. I'M PISSED AT MY EX.. FIRST YESTERDAY THE 18TH WAS MY DAUGHTERS 18TH BIRTHDAY AND SHE FINALLY CALLED ME BC SHE HAD TO BC AT FIRST HER DAD WOULD NOT LET HER CALL ME THIS IS MY THING I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS PREGNANT WITH HER FOR NINE MONTHS AND I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS IN LABOR WITH HER FOR 23 HRS NOT HIM WHAT GIVES HIM THE FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL HER SHE CAN'T CALL HER MOM.. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SHE WOULD NOT BE HERE...ITS HIS TIME TO HAVE HER FOR THE HOLIDAYS NEXT YEAR IT IS MINE SO IT JUST PISSES ME OFF WHEN HE TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T CALL ME... ANOTHER THING I TURN 37 IN 6 DAY YES MY BIRTHDAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY..THAT SUCKS I DO HAVE TO SAY THIS YEAR I GOT A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND I SAID YES TO HIM AND I GOT A VERY PRETTY ENGAGEMENT RING TOO..HE HAS BEEN THE BEST THING TO ME IN A LONG TIME.. I JUST WISH MY CHILDREN WERE HERE TO MAYBE I'M BEING A LIL SELFISH BUT I THINK I HAVE THAT RIGHT... PLZ TE
Funny 15
Tired of people telling you how to get through the holidays without gaining ten pounds? Bah humbug! Here are tips to really enjoy the next week 1. About those carrot sticks. Avoid them. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum-balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single- malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that is has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnogaholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4.
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THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years -and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the pants came wrapped in a car mashed into a 3-foot cube. The trousers are in the glove compartment of a 1974 Gremlin. Now Collette's plotting his revenge--if he can get them out. It all started when Collette received a pair of moleskin trousers from his brother-in-law, Larry Kunkel of Bensenville, Ill. Kunkel's mother had given her son the britches when he was a college student. He wore them a few times, but they froze stiff in cold weather and he didn't like them. So he gave them to Collette. Collette, who called the moleskins "miserable", wore them three times, then wrapped them up and gave them back to Kunkel for Christmas the next year. The friendly exchange continued routinely until Collette twisted the pants tightly, stuffed them into a 3-foot-long, 1-inch wide tube and gave th
Life And Death
I do not the title of this or who wrote it. A friend found and I feel at this time it expresses how I feel. It is on my profile. Love is when you shed a tear and still want him It's when he ignores you and you still love him It's when he loves another girl but you smile and say "I am happy for you" When all you want to really want to do is cry. One minute the world is in front of you. The next it is gone. Life is funny that way. We go all our lives in hope to find someone we can be close to and then when we are given the chance we take it for granted and then before we know it is gone. I have felt this. Now it is to late. I never had the chance to tell him how I felt. I want to telll him I never stopped caring and now it is to late. I was scared to feel. Afraid of getting hurt. I didn't know what I wanted. Maybe it was our personalities were to similar and it was our stubborn streak or other people's meddling that kept us apart. I know this much I never lied to hi
Daydream
Funny 17
If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon -- you just might be a Scrooge If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away -- you just might be a Scrooge If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas -- you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson -- you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite version of "The Nutcracker" stars Andrew Golata -- you just might be a Scrooge If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night -- you just might be a Scrooge If you give bathroom fixtures as Christmas gifts -- you just might be a Scrooge If your prized Christmas ornament is Santa Claus shooting the moon - you just might be a Scrooge If your favorite Christmas movie is Jurassic Park - you just might be a Scrooge If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge If you th
Just Whatever Lol
http://www.myspace.com/jasonandike HERE IS A BAND FROM HERE THAT ARE REALLY GOOD. IF U HAVE MYSPACE PLZ CHECK THEM OUT OR EVEN IF U DONT U CAN STILL LOOK AT THEIR PAGE. add them if u dont care cause their trying to spread their music all around the world. hey everyone whats up. was wondering if anyone has heard of this following website? if so are you on there and would u like to be friends there as well. if not then you should join it its a really cool site. its kinda like this only instead of cash its peanuts you use for gifts and things like that. so if you want to join COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK BELOW http://xuqa.com/challenge/361028 I WAS WONDERING IF EVERYONE WOULD MAKE A PICTURE SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT YOU LIKING ME, LIKE THE PICTURE IN MY FOLDER PICS FROM FRIENDS WITH THE PICTURE MY FRIEND BRANDI MADE FOR ME. I was wanting to know if everyone on here would make a picture saying something nice about me or saying they like me as their friend or something so i can ad
Cali Music
What songs do you know that have to do with California?
A Life Unlived....
Its your choice but let me remind you both will lead you wrong.... So choose.......... verbal abuse or enternal darkness? it's your choice... The screams or forever silence?? it's your choice... to be hated or to be forgotten? it's your choice... take the path thats laid before you or be laid to rest? It's your choice now choose.... LIFE.... or DEATH.... YOU BROKE MY HEART YOU MADE ME CRY FOR THAT I WISH YOU WOULD DIE THE PAIN YOU CAUSED WAS JUST TOO MUCH AND NOW THE ONLY THING TO DO IS FUSS YOU DID IT TO ME ONCE YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN WHEN WILL YOUR STORY EVER END YOU MADE A PROMISE THAT YOU COULDN'T KEEP ABOUT THE LOVE YOU HAD FOR ME I GUESS I SHOULD JUST SAY SO WHAT YOU USED ME Are you sure I am not looking past you, at some twisted little vision of a person tied down screaming from a painful deadly incision? Am I laughing at these wicked thoughts? My soul is dripping with sin. I have so much anger t
Funny 18
APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV. BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. CHAIR: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit. COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling. CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe (check one). DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal. EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes. FAT: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they do not wish to eat. FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair. FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers. FRIED FOODS: Gourmet cooking FROZEN: Condition of children's jaws when Spinach is served. FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert. GERMS: The
Funny18
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami in Tibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist, a golden sc
Funny 19
1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance; 2) Two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. The positions are, therefore, eliminated; 3) The three French hens will remain intact. After all, everyone loves the French; 4) The four calling birds will be replaced by an automated voice mail system, with a call waiting option. An analysis is underway to determine who the birds have been calling, how often and how long they talked; 5) The five golden rings have been put on hold by the Board of Directors. Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for institutional investors. Diversification into other precious metals, as well as a mix of T-Bills and high technology stocks, appear to be in order;
The Nek Back
yo everybody tune in live tonite check out BIGNEK live on WWW.WFUCKOFFRADIO.COM it should be great show 10pm til midnight. catch the razors edge at 11pm est. for the freshest recap of the gathering of the juggalos 2007. BIG NEK is in Bay City for a hot minute
Love
Another day has come and gone But to many it is a special day They each other candy and flowers They have special meals They spend that special time together Not me I spend it my son and my dad It is another day that has come and gone No man to buy me flowers No man to spend money on me This is just another day to me So to all those who believe in love And celebrate this day I say these words Happy F****** Valentine's Day And with that I leave you She sits alone Watching for her lover Waiting to hear him say her name Wanting to feel his touch To hear the words Waiting for the lover who will never come. She sits alone Watching for her lover Waiting to hear him say her name Wanting to feel his touch To hear the words Waiting for the lover who will never come.
Snatch Your Mind Back Zombie
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For My Gnr Babe
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Do I Need To
add naked stuff in my profile to become famous?
Bondage
saw this on a friend of a friends site and had to repost it for those interested to read. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we'v
Birthday
SENIOR CITIZEN. I GET ALL MY MEALS HALF OFF.
First Blog
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Yule: circa December 21st by Mike Nichols copyright by MicroMuse Press Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the 'Christmas' season. Even though we prefer to use the word 'Yule', and our celebrations may peak a few days BEFORE the 25th, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, carolling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a 'Nativity set', though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the Baby Sun-God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with it's associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why both Martin Luther and John Calvin abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknow
Here's Something For Everyone Feel Free To Rip And Send To Everyone
I jsut went through all of my pics there are some older ones along with some new pics that i have picked up from different things so please drop by and take a look and rate or comment if you like. Get Funny Graphics Cats codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes Get Christmas Graphics Animated codes
This Is My Ex Wife- She Is In A Friends Contest- Please Help Her.
i will always love you an be there for you. i love you butterbutt. just get better. you need rest and you need to get help for your heart. i miss the funny times we had together-
Thank You Everyone....
Thank you everyone for the kind love you have shown me....the tap brightens every day for me.
Birthday
Hey, It's My Birthday!!!! Yea!!! Another Year older, The aches and pains just keep on Coming. Party Time!!!
Love Letters
We lit some candles, turned on some romantic music and got in the shower. After we both got wet, you turned off the water and turned to me with a smile, handing me the soap. I took the soap and lathered it up, then I began to glide the soap along your back skin. I started at your upper buttocks and slowly worked my way down, lingering on your ****. By then, I was whispering and craving for you to do the same , but you urged me to continue, and I did. I slid my soapy hands along your ** and thighs, and up between your , thoroughly lathering your . You sighed, and, seeing the on your face, I could not control myself no longer. I turned the water back on, the warm sensation tingling against my flesh, and after I'd thoroughly rinsed you off, I bent you over the bath tub and made ?guess to you--the same way I intend to this every day of my life. Love, i didnt get right some of the words but i would really love it to have such an opportunity with you I'm lying on our bed, prete
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A Present?...for Me?!?!?!
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Hootie And The Blowfish
Fire Fighter Needs Prayers
Please pray for the families of the 2 Boston FF who died a few weeks ago. The media is having a hay day raking leaked reports of drugs and alcohol on board during their deaths. TY for all the prayers for a fellow fire fighter. He is back on the job and as healthy as ever!!!! This site just keeps getting wierder all the time. Has any one ever got this error message before? Error: you've reached the daily photo rating limit for your user level. It will keep me from rating any of your pics until tommorrow!!!
Kottonmouth Kings
Hate Hate Hate!!!
F'n HTM(F'n)L! Gurrrrrrrrrrrrr >:-(
Sublime
My Friend!
Several months ago i met a wonderful man named Doug. He touched my life in a way that no one will ever understand! He's an amazing person, loving husband and a devoted father. Currently he is in a contest for the Best Pic of 2006 and his pic is just absolutely amazing! I honestly believe it should be in the Time Magazine Best of 2006! Check it out for yourself! While u are there.. please feel free to comment bomb his pic! He would do the same for you! trust me.. he's like that! So please.. once u see that pic.. u wont NOT be able to go see it and leave your vote!
Disturbed
Testament
Mudvayne
The Truth Machine
Ministry
Larry The Cable Guy
Useless Pictures
I do realize,that all photos deserve to be rated.But some are useless,senceless,don't make no sence photos.I'm sure I have a few Posted as well.As it is hardly anybody Rates my pic's.Which is Fine I don't give a Fuckin Damn if I'm Rated or not.But to put a N.S.F.W on a photo of me or my Sobriety Dog.You Mother Fuckers have a Hell of a nerve.Just Venting a bit is all.Just don't ask me to Rate Senceless Photos,because I don't no how to rate that sorta stuff.Most of u all have awesome stuff to Rate.420 has great stuff,as do a bunch in my familly,Friends + fans.Most of it is great.Peace u all have a good Day. Power to the People!
Lou Reed
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Someone Will Always Love You....
someone will always love you.... and that someone will always be me someone will be there to love you. someone will always cherish the warmth of your smile and the happiness in your heart. soneone wants to always be close enough to care in every way and treasure each and every day spent together. someone will always keep you lovingly in mind and will welcome every opportunity to find you in happy thoughts. someone will always know that life is good because of you and tomorrow has a bright and shining hope that would'nt be there if you weren't here today. someone will always try to find the words to "thankyou" for filling life with dreams come true and with beautiful memories Hello there! I came from A really special place called butterfly love land.I came all the way to show you my love and tenderness heart. And make your heart love and tenderness inside and outside your heart. You can show that you are a butterfly of love allso. So spread your wings, A
10 Things...
Ten Things That Will Make No Sense to You: THE RULES : - List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. - Don't say who they are, try to use people only once. 1. i love you so much. you don't even know. it's like when i'm with you...everything in my world could be so perfect. it's hard to be away from you i love you. 2. as for you...i don't know what to think anymore...you morphed into a whole different person than i first knew. after you gone and did what you did. i don't know if i could stand to be around you without being scared. you were the first person i had found that i shared so many interests with...music and everything...i thought you'd always be there...guess i was wrong. 3. and you. wow. we've had the best of times. we've had the worst of times. but we're still friends. and you mean a lot to me. but, lately, i dk what to think. it's as if your life is one huge lie. you tell everyone all these OUT there things...we all know just live upto
Friendship
" Rhea Danielle Lansdown " I'm writting you this poem casue I wanted you to let you know just how much I love you, as a sister and a bestfreind. And that truly means everything to me, and there is no way that's gonna change. I know that you are in heaven now, and that you are a angel watching over all your friends and family. In my heart you will never be forgoten, cause you will always be in my heart forever and always. When you left you took apart of me with you,and i know I should let you go,and go on with my life. But it's just not easy to let you go. I wish that I could of been there to say my goodbye's, and got to do things together. I know we had are good times and bad times, but yet though the years are friendship between each other grows more and more stronger than ever. And of corse that means alot to me deeply. You are my sister and bestfriend forever, and that really means the world to me. And in time we will see each other again. in heav
Christmas
Life
Well it has come and gone and I am so tired from all the running around. We went to his brothers house on saturday for a get together and visited one of his friends and styed up till 3 am baking for christmas. Sunday we went to his brother's for another gathering and did the present exchange there. Stayed up until 2am wrapping presents and cleaning the house. Monday we went to see my grandpa and Chris's kids and then had to get home and get dinner started at our house and finish cleaning we had my family thing at my house. Finally at 10pm we got to relax. And then of course i got sick yesterday so I have been battling a cold ughhh! And here we are coming up on new years my favorite holiday! I have learned a lot in the past year. I had a bad relationship and stayed single for 8 months to just be me again. Along this jouney I found a great man that is everything i was wanting in a man. Now I had to re-adjust to life again and being with someone and not let my past relationship interfere
Some Mess Up Shhhht From The Net
The Nine Satanic Sins by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987 1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecti
The Seach Begins...
Well, as you can see, so far so good. I gotta say, I think I have the hottest friends list in CherryTap. Thanks to all the dimes that hooked up w/ me so far. You're all awesome! And fine as hell. Sup fellow CherryTappers... I found CherryTap via the myspace account of Belladonna (a true honey). I noticed there are tons of hot women on CherrTap. I then decided to try to be "friends" with as many of them as I can and try to compile a list of the most beautiful women on CherryTap. I'm not trying to be an asshole or anything, I just thought it would be fun. So, if you read this, let your hot friends know that they need to get at me. More to come...
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Sick Sad Little World...
I see that you are here. but you really are not.. I see that you pay attention but you really don't I miss you being there for me even though you really weren't I miss talking to you... even though we really didn't I wish that you were here I wish that you could see I see that you still care I wish we could still be I know that you don't hate me even though that's what you want me to think I know that you still care for me I know that you still look I have seen your face a thousand times here and there I have seen your face a thousand times almost everywhere I know that you still look for me I see that you still care so why can't you just speak to me I know you still really do care...... How How did I let you get to me How did I not see How did I let you hurt me... How do I make it be I let you in I let down my guards I let you down I let me down How did I let you hurt me so How did I not let you know Why didn't I see what was happeni
Cop
Redneck Man's pick up lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded? cuz you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If your gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of i
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Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com For everyones info ... I never wear lingere ! lol Stripped Ease A slow seduction the dance does begin Music and beat the drive of sweet sin Strip off my shirt it hit’s the floor Listen to the screams calling for more Grind to the beat hot sweat beads Lock eyes with women, fulfill their needs Tell them with a look their sexy I can tell Watch them in trance fall under my spell Strip off pants as I slide past the pole Set off the fires that consume the so
Random Fact Of The Day
A billion seconds ago it was 1976. Coffee wis discovered in Ethiopia in 600 AD by a goat herder investigating why his goats were hyper after eating the fruit and leaves of a coffee bush(tree). Just though you might want to know. :) Women who drink in moderation earn 14% more than those who never drink. Cheers!
Wtf
The Way you Sleep after Ingesting Alcohol After two Beers After three glasses of Wine After four Kamikazes After a few shared bottles of wine After a few Margaritas.... (love it) After 2 bottles Jack Daniels And after an evening of two beers, three wines, four kamikazes, margaritas and that bottle of Jack shared with those friends in Mexico Hey All!!! You can find me on Myspace too!! Here's the link http://www.myspace.com/1973_chevy I live a very busy life. I am a student at UMA, and even though it's summer I'm still pluggin' away. I work in the Adult Ed. office at the school,even through the summer....I have a fourteen year old daughter,and her social life to deal with.....FIVE beagles! Have you ever raised beagles? They are alot of work, but they love me unconditionally so hey. My Daisey is almost three,Cooter just turned two, and Jesse, Ziggy an' Emma just turned one....and none of them like to sleep alo
Lord Vader
1 2 3 4! I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's dress, I'm the smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit. I'm the things you've done you'll never admit. 'Cause one hand is on the bible and the others in shit. Right now, your face is in the crowd, I'm shouting out loud, the one you counted out of the game. Oh wow, take a good look at me now, should have never had a doubt, is that you I hear screaming my name. I'm a roller, I'm a rider, number one motherfuckin' survivor. So move over, I'm the driver, and I'm high and I'm gonna keep getting higher, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the one you thought that you could erase, but a predator that's faster than the food that he chased. When you fall off the horse you brought to the race, I'll be the one who's flying by you kickin' shit in your face. Ease down, and wrap your legs around me babe. Move over baby, get on your knees. I'm gonna drive this little red love machine. I got miles of trouble spreadin' far and wide Bills on the table gett
Fxylil_kitty
i was trying to delete 1 match and deleted a crap load instead....so if i did it to any of you it wasnt intentional....
Surgery
IM so bored!! im layed up AGAIN! with a knee injury.. at this rate im gunna need a new knee by the age of 35. UPDATE! so i had the surgery and it went well! BUT i fell on thursday last week and i busted the stitched and retore things that were fixed to they have to go back in 2 more times! woohoo.. but theres the latest on my soldier news so yesterday i had my knee surgery.. lasted 4.5 hrs.. sucked! im in a whole heap of pain today but im dealling..
My Blog
Sorry I have not been on this. The page was running WAY too slow, but I'll stopin from time to time and TRY to say hi as often as I can. Hope to be on this a LITTLE more :} I'm Still out here :} Just trying to catch up with Ya'll :} Keep in touch. I'm going to be cleaning this up here pretty soon :} Catch ya'll later :} Sorry been gone so long. I love all the comments and pictures. I'll be getting a faster speed for my DSL so I'll be able to have CherryTap load ALOT faster, cant wait till that happens. NOT that this runs slow, but it does take an extra min for it to load.So, I'll be back and forth on this more so I can see it faster. And when I get the speed updated more (Going to PRO on my DSL, couse all I have now is just Basic) that way I can check on this more. Also, if you see this, mail me, so I know you still have me on your list, more or less couse I'm cleaning this up soon as well, so hope to hear from you, if I dont, well, sorry to say, like I said, I'll be doing some cleani
Luvin People
i am a person that has issuse about the way i look and the things that make me feel good well when it comes to people on here they show u there are still real people out there that look for the beauty mainly on the inside, most people on here never say anything bad about one another and everyone always cheers someone else up i love how this place is so homie and luvin i love it
Christmas Present
Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
To Much To Deal
I have never hadd so much crap thrown at me . Normally its one thing here annd there but lately its more then one thing at a time... I am just lucky that I can handle all this shyt. Welcome to the holiday system, The closer the holidays come the more shyt keep coming up .. Well happy holidays Imma shut up now
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The Mad Scotsman
100 Things About Me.
1. Name: Brandi 2. Your Nick Names: "B" 3. Current Location: Florida.. ew. 4. Date of Birth: Sept. 25th 1987 5. Zodiac Sign: Libra 6. Male or Female: FEMALE 7. Age: 19 8. School: Graduated. Cosmetology school starts Jan. 07' 9. Occupation: I don't work. eek. 10. Residence: In a house with my family bia's Your Appearance 12. Hair Color: now, it's like an ugly shade of "let me grow back my natural color" my natural color is blonde and just about every other color under the sun. 13. Hair Long or Short: long 14. Eye Color: baby blues 15. How Do Your Nails Look: pft. horrible, I need to get them done. 17. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: if you wanna call it that. 18. Do You Like Yourself: sometimes. 19. Do you think Your Attractive: I don't think im ugly but know that there are many girls more attractive than myself. 21. Piercings: ears for now. wait just wait until Jan. 22. Tattoo: I'll have one of those in Jan. also. 23. Righty or Lefty: RIGHTY Your 'Firsts' 24
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap
Writing And Poetry.
My thoughts have burned a whole in my mind and water can't put ou the fire Searching for something I can't find To quench an unspoken desire. So life has let you down, Happiness a memory In chemical reprieves I drown with a love that wasn't supposed to be you can't save me from myself my last wish is to die I take the needle from my shelf and i begin to fly So I've fallen from my pedestal on which i cried in rage and hate was left to rule locked in eternities cage Drugs were my only friend and a forever loved enemy As i waited for the bi tter end which is all a distant memory. This poem was wrote for my father, as well as myself!
Almost There
This is some teachings from the elders, I thought I'd pass it on: Did you know there can't be an argument until one side raises their voice?? You may have a disagreement or even agree to disagree but no argument. When a person raises their voice, they are telling you that they feel powerless and want power over you! That way they can feel better about themselves. If you react and raise your voice in kind....dud... game over, you just gave them your power. Now they know one of your buttons to push and rest assured, they will use it again. Find your voice in a good way, stand up for yourself, speak your truth in a low voice and you'll be ok. The person who raised their voice will be deprived of their goal. Just think how powerless a rager feels.
My Thoughts
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
"leave Me A Gift And I'll Leave You One!"
Two Choices
two choices what would you do....you make the choice. dont look for a punch line, theres isnt one. read it anyways. my question is: would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. after extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:"when not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. yet my son, shay, cannot learn things as other children do. he cannot understand things as other children do. where is the natural order of things in my son?? the audience was stilled my the query. the father continued. "i believe that when a child like shay, physically and mentally handi capped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child". then he tol
Life
What I did for my birthday... I went to northern IL with my sweetheart and while we there... He took me to the county fair... We took a few pictures... I hope you enjoy them. It's not quite the same as being there... Lots of things are changing around my house.... I haven't been online as much as I used to be... In some ways that's good and in others I feel like I've deserted some of my friends. For many years the net has been where my friends were, after we moved from Michigan this was the only link I had to other people that I felt I knew in some small way. We were so isolated in Kansas and everyone I knew {3 people} had lives of their own and I felt like I was intruding. So I turned to the internet... Since we have moved to Kentucky, I have made more friends outside the net, as well as being coser to my family. It makes a difference, I'm not having the anxiety attacks near as bad, and I'm getting my life back on track. I start a new Job on Tu
Jokes
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?", asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog." A Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
Annoyances !!!
OK....As you have read in my profile I am an up front open and honest person who shpeaks her mind.... I have held my tongue for a week or so now on people who need to LET GO AND GET OVER THEMSELVES !!! STOP ACTING LIKE A GOD DAMN SCHOOLGIRL !!!! HOW OLD ARE YOU ?? 13 ??? People in this world make it impassible for others to put up with them at times, its unbelievable when people have to be "BETTER" than someone else ONLINE !!! WTF ??? ITS A COMPUTER !! GET OFF YOUR TAIL ONCE IN A WHILE AND GO OUTSIDE !!!! All in All if you are trying to be better than me ? HAHA Think again because i dont stoop to Insecure Idiot Level ! HAHAHA !! Ok sorry people had to VENT AHAHA !!!
The Coldking's Journal!!
KIDS By Calvin"ColdWarrior"Harrington [Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Grady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Grady will be your new substitute while Vince Mcmahon is out with pneumonia (HE GOT BLOWN UP!) Good luck Mr. Grady [ColdWarrior] Hi there little boys and girls (SCREW YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 20 and still lives with his mom and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot but his ten-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local strip spot and wait in the parkin lot for strippers off the clock when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the
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Reapers Rede
Walking threw a forest at night I’m looking for my other half who shall complete me, and shall make me whole. But I’ll I see is the snow quietly falling from the sky and the full moons light peaking threw the holes of the tree tops. I seem to walk forever. The endless forest seems to taunt me, as I look for the one. I suddenly walk into a clearing, the moon light reflecting off the freshly fallen snow, theirs not a cloud in the sky, yet it continues to snow quietly. A soft howl of a wolf can be heard in the distance. I walk to the middle of the clearing, I stand slowly taking in this miraculous sight I’m seeing. A woman down on the ground taking care of a wounded wolf, from where I stand it looks as if the wolf was injured by a hunter’s bullet. I run to help the young woman, as I near her I slow in astonishment of how beautiful she looks. She asks me for help to take the animal back to her cabin, I agree and pick the wolf up and carry him for her. Her blond hair seems t
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General Stuff
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? Why do blacklights look purple? Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get
Just A Bit Of Poetry
Lacking Vision Insight Heart Gone from within Pulling me down Taking me under Last breath Holding it Aching for another Desperate Frantic Worried Escaping Failing Sinking deeper Realizing I was not prepared Finding I have come up lacking In the sea of love by:Gandalf122872 Cursed A breath, A heartbeat, The soft whisper of unspoken words. Caressing one another without even a touch. Knowing each other intimately, Being as one, Knowing each others most treasured secrets, A caring that can never be explained, A love that has crossed the ages. The full circle never broken, Always ending the same, Only to start over again. The love never dies, Even after the people have moved on. The soul cannot rest til all has been completed. So until then they are doomed to return, To start the cycle again. Until they have found the love they deserve, For they are cursed with love. By: gandalf122872 this one was published for me some time ago Preci
Random Crap
Ok first this actually happened. Second no its not funny because yes someone could have been hurt, while at the same time it is kinda funny. Lastly if your gonna be an ass or be obnoxious don't waste your time i will just delete the comments you make anyway. Well let me start by saying I am not a bad parent and this is something that i never dreamed could happen to me. I try my best to teach my children right from wrong and i normally have no trouble other then the normal "he's touching me" kinda stuff and standard trouble boys get into. I have no idea what possessed my child to do what you are about to read but its here just to show you what can happen even when you try to raise your kids right. ok yesterday my wife decided to be nice and let me sleep in...while i was sleeping, my son was playing video games, and my wife ran out into the garage to get a box of stuff to unpack we are still kinda moving in.Well my son decided that he would climb up on the counter and grab my c
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i just want to know everyones favorite beer for my test reports....
The Good The Bad And The Hated
SO THIS IS HOW IT IS IF GO TO YAHOO AND HANG OUT BEWAR OF THE ONES THAT WILL STILL YOU AWAY AND FUCK YOU OVER BUT THERE IS A GOOD SING IN THERE THERE ARE GOOD AND BAD NEVER NOING WITCH ONE IS WITCH BUT DO NO THIS NO ONE IS WHO THEY REALY ARE IN LESS YOU NO THEM DONT GET SUCKED IN DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU I HAD A ROOM IN 31 AND THERE ARE GOOD ONES AND THERE ARE BAD ONES I NO I REPET MY SELF ALOT RUN LIKE CHICKIN WITH MY HEAD CUT OFF BUT ITS THOS WHO DWELL IN HELL THAT WELL TAKE YOU AWAY YOU RUN AND RUN TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT IT GRABS YOU AND SPINES YOU AWAY DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO DONT LET THEM GET YOU STAY CLOES TO THE ONES YOU LOVE AND DONT VENTER TO FARE OFF FOE EVIL BE LERKING AND DARK NESS FALLS SAY TO TRUE TO THE ONES YOU LOVE NOW I HAVE LOST MEAN FRIENDS THE EVIL TOOK ME AND WASTED ME AWAY TRY TO LEVE LOOKING FOR HOPE, FOR THERE YOU SHELL FIND WHAT YOU WANT BUT HAPPENES IS ALL A JOKE SO BEWARE AND DONT HASATAT MAKE SURE YOU SATY ON THAT YELLE BRICK ROAD LIKE THE LION THE TIN MA
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Holiday Eating Tips
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door where there’re serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like a fine single-malt scotch, it’s rare. In fact, it’s even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can’t find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that is has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas. 3. If something goes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if there’re made with skim milk of whole milk. If it’s skim. Pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.
Myspace Nazi Squad!
Well....I knew it would happen eventually...I've been deleted from myspace! I had even less on that site than on any other! Oh well, my husband still has my link up on his space...HE HE!!!I'll probably start a new one and go very descreet like the other pro girls do!! Don't forget you can still see me on my site at: and you can also vote for me still at: Don't forget to comment and let me know if you want me to bother going back on myspace...stay here..etc. Licks! Michelle
My Cherry Stash!!
A way to see my private pics...and one free just for considering it. :) send me mail Ok So this guy asked me if I were married or looking, I told him neither just making friends...then he asked if I liked younger guys, I said no...I like men my age...and then he said...well I am close to you but if thats what you want...I was rating your photos 10's but I will stop...so I told him to go ahead and stop then...lol heres the clincher...lmao...he started re~rating my photos as 1's...lmao...like that is going to hurt my feelings??? Just thought I would share this little part of my day with y'all! I have been put in a contest...never been in one before, but if y'all would go and vote for all the girls in the contest that would be pretty nice of you. Leave a vote for me too maybe? I think this is the link...lol http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=236021&albumid=164267&i=3612183646

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