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Mark Is No Quitter
There is no man on the face of the earth more competitive than Mark Martin. I've heard him say dozens of times, "I'll bleed to win." And he has. The list of injuries that he's sustained while racing -- and subsequently ignored while racing -- would turn an orthopedic surgeon's hair gray. I remember the Daytona race when he raced with a broken wrist, a broken rib and a fracture in his knee. I remember him telling Jimmy Fennig how he didn't think he could make it. I remember him asking for scissors to be passed into the car; he was going to try to cut off the cast on his wrist because the swelling was making it unbearably painful. I remember him finishing the race anyway. I remember thinking that most guys wouldn't put up with that kind of pain in order to drive in a race. I remember realizing that Mark Martin isn't "most guys." I remember watching his crew members lift him up, slide him through the window, and place him in the seat of his car, because his injuries prevented him f

Prayers For Amy Please
Thank you all that have put my sister in your prayers. She is still in critical condition but that fact that she is still here gives me hope. They really didnt think she would make it through sunday night. I think the prayers are helping so to all those that have said one for her, thank you so much. My older sister who is 55 years old is in critical condition. Her kidneys have shut down and they are not sure if she will pull out of this. They have put her on continuous dialysis. Her name is Amy. If you believe in prayer as I do, I am asking for prayers for her. Thank you to all those that do, from my family and I. Gegi Thank you all for the prayers and support you have shown me and my family. My sister Amy Is awake and talking. She is still weak but I feel that the fact that she woke up and is talking is a good sign. She still has a way to go before we will know for sure the outcome but I have faith and hope that all the prayers for her did help. Thank you so muc

"i've Learned"~ Written By "amyjo"
I've learned~ that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them..... I've learned~ that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back..... I've learned~ that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it..... I've learned~ that it's not what you have in your life, but "who" you have in your life that counts..... I've learned~ that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes, After that, you'd better know something..... I've learned~ that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do..... I've learned~ th

Beauty~iz~her~name
Outside lived another day Wearing a smile upon her face… Stepping into her room She locks the door Sleeping in confusion Tried to tell them what’s in her head Within their minds they’re Too consumed She feels so refused Being ignored is what she has to endure On her knees she begins to pray Asking God for away to escape… All because they never Heard the words she said. Have anyone ever tried to ask that girl Why? Why do she cry herself to sleep every night? We need to take the chance B4 you run out of time! Look deep within her soul to understand The pain deep inside To find the answers she with holds Listen to the words she said… Buried her hurts of her past But the always seem to find their way back Into her path Holding and depending On the new love she found So tries desperately hard to make this Relationship last Scared of being left alone in the rain Fears of another rejec

Charity Event
im tryin to organize a disc golf event to benifit the local disc golf community so we can add another course to the oxford ma area if u would like to help in any way please let me know and i will be sure to get back to u

Kimber
Hey all....go check my stash for an even more revealing pic of Kimber....Kimber, why did you have to mess with me ? I am one who doesnt back down...and look...i messed you up girl... Hey all...just trying to relieve someones ego from bruising...and clear my name...i never rated kimber at a 1....On the record...and here is the rating i did give her...even tho not so sure now she really deserves since she tried to blacken my name over her mistaken identity issues....See my pix for the real deal....

Events?
i went to a meeting for the first time in a long time yes aa ... ive been going ever since i can remeber although we can say im less then sober this one was actually pretty cool it was at an old hangout in orange at the circle ..at the ugly mug wow what a place for an aa meeting next to 2 of the towns most well know bars fucking o'haras? and pauls ..really all i have tosay is that i havent changed my mind either way about leaving or staying.. i truly dont know what im going to do .. my hope is to find a btter place to live and a better job but if that doesnt happen then my hope is to pack up a minimal things and go cross country for a little while see where it takes me ..yes i know run like a pansy ..its what feels good for right now i cry in the dark so noone sees the tears you drain from me my heart keeps cracking your lack of love stings with each moment and each let down you take a little of my happiness im drowning in these tears i cry I loved you when no one e

Life Isnt A Bowl Of Cherries
Just when life cant get any worse something always comes along and knocks you completly down.Trying to keep a positive outlook is sometimes really hard when you keep recieving all the negative.Just once I would like to have the kind of life that doesnt overwhelm me at all angles. I cant believe the person I have become.So cold on the inside and not very warm on the outside.Its hard to believe that the loss of one love can do so much damage.I hate the person I have become,but yet these past 5 years havent mended the break in my heart.I push on everyday and yet those memories find a way to intrude in my life.How long does one ache for the love that they once had?? One more day and yet the pain is still thier.What must I do to forget and let myself heal??

What Is The Difference
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"* *The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."* *So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"* **The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"** **The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for

Love Hurts
I guess I thought you'd be here forever Another illusion I chose to create Don't know what you've got until its gone And I found out a little too late. The tears they fall The sleep wont come My eyes are red My heart is sore and My strengths undone I tried so hard to keep control and make you proud......

Turpentine....
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

This Says It All
Time passes Life happens. Distance separates. Children grow up. Jobs come and go. Love waxes and wanes. Men don't do what they're supposed to do . Hearts break. Parents die. Colleagues forget favors. Careers end. BUT......... Sisters are there, no matter how much time and how many miles are between you. A girl friend is never farther away than needing her can reach. When you have to walk that lonesome valley and you have to walk it by yourself, the women in your life will be on the valley's rim, cheering you on, praying for you, pulling for you, intervening on your behalf, and waiting with open arms at the valley's end. Sometimes, they will even break the rules and walk beside you...Or come in and carry you out. Girlfriends, daughters, granddaughters, daughters-in-law, sisters, sisters-in-law, Mothers, Grandmothers, aunties, nieces, cousins, and extended family, all bless our life! The world wouldn't be the same without women, and neither would

My Blogs
Current mood: loved Well it has been a very long time since I have posted anything on here so I figured that I would write a blog to let all my friends know that I am still among the land of the living. LOL I know that from time to time that some of you have seen me sign off yahoo it's not that I don't want to chat with any one I just haven't had the time to do nothing but check my email. I do love and miss all of yall. I have tried a few times to find what room yall hang in but had no luck. Any ways life is really great I am finally very happy. Happier than I ever thought I could be. I have met a really great man and we are engaged to be married soon as I set the date. Among other things going on in my life my Mom broke her leg on Dec 7th and I have been having to take care of her also and work fulltime also. No rest for the weary...LOL Well I guess that about pretty much sums it up for this time. I will let yall know more soon as I get the chance. To all me friends just wa

Photo Contest
I'm having a 5 day comment bombing contest! it starts today 5-7-07.Contest ends 5-12-07 If you wanna join just tell me what picture you want me to use... YOU can comment bomb yourself. 1st plast is 1 week blast 2nd place is 3-day blast 3rd place is a big pimpin gift(mens braclet, woman diamond earrings) if you have any questions please ask melika 806831! Also if you don't want to JOIN just look in my contestant album and help them out with some comments!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!

Plz Comment Bomb Me Will Buy Gift 4 Ne1 Who Helps Me
please help me by fanning me if you're not already!!!! thank you... follow this link and comment bomb me and i'll buy you a gift!! or comment bomb u which ever u prefer just let me know!!!

Passion...
You find me in the darkness and drag me into the shadows. You name me and call to me through time and distance. My needs and passions, desires fullfilled, and more you bring onto me... * Like fire we race, to where...we have yet to find. I stumb but no not fall...you are there to catch me through it all. Passions creates and fire meant to burn...we love like there is no tomorrow. A fire to melt the strongest of life...and we press to be one. Burning we will go down together ashes left behind. * Who will slow the passion as we forget all else? Will we forget that we are what was given to us in gift? Will our fire consume all else and our love reach over time and distance as we race to eachothers arms...as one. * Through emotional highs and lows we are simply but ourselves as the fire races and we are consumed...we are but one soul, one love, one need, one power...together. JR 05/07/2007

Friends
A wonderful friend once told me there are 3 kinds of friends in this world, leaves , branches and roots. And damn is that true. I've had so many leaves in my life it crazy. Leaves are those people that come into your life and fly away when the first big "wind" in your life come. The second kind is a branch. A friend that acts strong and looks strong but when push comes to shove and you actually lean on them for love or support they break and leave you stranded. The third and last kind is a Root. These are the friend that will never ever move. They are there through the good, the bad, the ugly and all the other bullshit that life throws your way. Ok... so with this all being said, I just want to thank all my Roots for always having my back when I needed you. I love you! To All my branches out there, even though I've known you for years and years and you thought you helped you really just hurt me in the end. Good luck. And to all the leaves, Nice knowing you

So What It Do.
maybe a # maybe a comment maybe a looky look... lol i don't know how do this work anyone know? can you explain what the whole cherry bucks is for. i'm not quite understanding the whole thing, you have to pay REAL cash for a cherry blast...? that's crazy... lol but yea GIRLZ hit me up and let me know what you think of my pics....

Hospitial Visit
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! motherfucking ow to be exact. Ill set this up.. after fair was over for the weekend i decided to hit up "la fiesta" and grab a bite to eat and hang with some friends. cool, i ordered a CHICK AND cheese quesadia, i got a cheese instead. she offered to fix it but folks i was ravenous so i took it and devoured it. bout an hour had passed and i was thinking that it just didn't settle right. i told my friends good night and headed out on my hour drive back to another friends (where im staying) and it got a little worse. thinking an upset stomach was to blame i just chilled out on the couch and played some game for a bout an hour. the pain got worse. now thinking that it was a vicious gas issue mixed with a hunk of cheese i tried to lay down... that didnt work either and things were getting intense.... so to shorten this and skip some ick details i went to the hospitial fearing the condition of my appendix. after some iv induced pain killer they wh

To Let My Friends Know About Me
hi every one..just to let you all know a litle bit about me..i have been very abused...i almost died two times in one year and had two surgeries to save my life..i am with a guy right now and am trying to find a way to leave safely..i value my friends with every thing and i love them..if i tell you i love you..you better believe i realy do i lost two babies and can'nt have any more..i am tender hearted and shy when you meet me..but i am loveing and loyal..i hate people that feel the need to lie..dont use me dont lie to me and if you ever date me dont cheat on me or hurt me..i will walk off i have moved to Florida and am safe at last.i love it here..me and my family are going to the lagoon today to swim..it will be a lot of fun..i have two beautiful nieces that i love very much..i should be in my own place by the end of this month.i can'nt wait..lol..i live at the beach or the pool..any ways..have a wonderful day i know i will Love Brenda

Blogs
Afraid? Of what? To feel the spirit's glad release? To pass from pain to perfect peace, The strife and strain of life to cease? Afraid of that? Afraid? Of What? Afraid to see the Savior's face To hear His welcome, and to trace The glory gleam from wounds of grace? Afraid of that? Afraid? Of What? A flash, a crash, a pierced heart; Darkness, light, O Heaven's art! A wound of His a counterpart! Afraid of that? Afraid? Of what? To do by death what life can not - Baptize with blood a stony plot, Till souls shall blossom from that spot? Afraid of that? This poem was written by E. H. Hamilton who was inspired by the courages death of freind Jack Vinson. Vinson was killed in mainland China in 1931 while spreading the Gospel. So I'm in the Sexiest Soldier Contest and I seriously need some help. Right now I'm in 5th place and have until June 25th. So please bomd this pic as much as you can. Thank you all so much. Lifes a

Free 4 All
1st off... If anyone gets offended by this blog. Get Bent! I'm not angry or scorned. That's not why I made this blog. If there were not a need and a reason to have such a thing I wouldn't have created it. This is not about slamming people for the hell of it just because they pissed you off a little. There are tons of nice people in this world but for each one there is a JerkWad! That one person boy or girl that thinks they can get away with it all or believes the internet is just a playground to anonymously hurt people for their own gain. So with that said... **************************** I think the Amber Alert thing on FU-Bar is great. But they should also create the Jerk Alert. For people that con others or screw you over online or otherwise. That way everyone would know who the bastard was that did you wrong. Pay FU-Bar $100 to deem someone a Jerk and watch their name turn a flashing bold and bright irritating orange. There could be Mumm Jerk

Lair Of The Grey Witch
Jherik suddenly heard the locks to his cell door click open and raised his head to see Grimaldi walk in, flanked by two guardsmen. The look on Grimaldi's face was that of arrogant satisfaction as Jherik stood glaring at the man responsible for his imprisonment. "I trust you find your accomodations...." Grimaldi waved his hand around the room with a flourish,"....acceptable?" Jherik smirked. "The wards are exquisite, Grimaldi- shows how much you really fear me." "Fear?" Grimaldi snorted, eyes turned to stone. "No, foolish child, but contempt? Oh, yes, there is a lot of that. Speaking of children, you should know that your mother should be on her way here- I trust she will be happy to see her only child?" Jherik's expression turned from confusion to fear. "What? Why?" "Oh, did you forget?" Grimaldi sneered, eyes glittering with manic glee. "According to Coven Law, the family of those accused of treason or murder of an official are also brought in for question

Pride
(Disclaimer: This is being written while I am on allergy medication, so it may come out disjointed or jumbled, please be advised.) So I am looking online for a new layout for myspace when I decide to make my title a quote because I find certain phrases, sentances, and moments inspiring. When I came across a French American writer called Anais Nin. What an amazing insight this woman seems to have for someone of my thinking. Her perceptions and ideals are oddly matched to my current frame of mind. As such I thought I would take this opportuninty to post some of her quotes and under them describe what about them touched me. _______________________________________________________ Here is a small Biop on her: Anais Nin (1903-1977) Anais Nin is best known for her journals, published in ten volumes as The Diary of Anais Nin. Her ideas have influenced feminist thinking -- in agreement or reaction -- although she herself moved away from political forms of feminism. #1. "I, with a

Got Luv On My Mind
i'm sitting here unable to sleep so i thought i would write you a letter. i cannot begin to tell you how wonderful you have made my life the last several weekz. weekz..............i am at a loss for time. it is as if everything from the starz in the heavenz to the flowerz in the fieldz has stopped in time to witness us discovering each other. every moment with you is like a breath of crisp fresh air. it kindles every sence in my body and soul. it stirs me like an autumn wind rustles the leaves. it is an awakening to the realization that i have found a love that knowz no boundariez. i may never be very successful or be able to spoil you with giftz, but i can and i will give you every last breath of my soul. all that i am is yourz. i am not here to tease you, i am not here to patronize you or tell you i can relate when i cannot. i am not here to lie to you or fill you with half-truthz about myself. i am only here to love you, protect you, and try to make every 2morrow bett

Eureka Springs Trip
Took my daughter to Eureka Springs Arkansas for her 21st birthday on May 4th,5th and ending on the 6th.We had a blast. The first day we got settled into our hotel room, decent place called The Budget Host Inn. Cost only 42 bucks a night, it had 2 full beds.Then we went to the downtown area checked out the cool shops there and had dinner at a place call The Pied Piper Inn and Cat House.Got her a T-shirt there.We had hummus and pita bread for an appetiser then I had a Porter House steak with a couple of Corona beers, she had a Hawaian chicken sandwich and a couple of Bud Lights. The food was awsome.We headed back and later that evening we went to a biker bar called Shawbees and got a bit toasted and ran into a couple of Arkansas boys. We followed them back downtown to a place called the Tiki Bar. You pay 5 bucks then the drinks are a dollar for the rest of the night.Needless to say it was party time!Next morning woke up to an incredible hangover but with much pushing and shoving from my

Do Not Read Unless Your Into Erotic Stories!!! Very Nsfw!! You've Been Warned!!
chapter 4 Now some ya'll thinking, "ok, this story is taking too long and is slow" well, those who wait always get the best ! So, go get a beer or wine and sit down for a good reading. If you want a wham bam! Thank you Ma'm - not here. Jon was a patient man, James was getting antsy. Jon reminded him that " you will never want to do this with anyone after her!" ( we all know that when we had that one who made us faint, scream so loud, the neighbors called the cops, from an orgasm-that experience never happens twice, some have yet to experience it) So time went by, oh, two months. Tami was being seduced by twom men at the same time. One or the other seemed to show up at her home just to say hello or to talk for a short while- Jon would caress her hands, or kiss her in such a way that shook her very womanhood to the foundational belief that a man, who could kiss like that could move mountains. She felt , when he held her, time stood still.

~*a Blessing*~
A blessing that i can sit back and think of all the times that a smile has been put on my face by many people but it only matter when it came to one person that took my heart and has held onto it from the start of one....Today couldnt be anymore blah then ever, So much to get done and not enough time in the day and still not getting nothing done makes me feel as i failed. But then i think back of what i was told, that its ok because at least im giveing it a try and thats all that matters when it all boils down to the end of the breaking point... I admit that i hit that point tonight when i call someone, someone thats a so called best friend and they dont even notice that im needing someone to talk to because im sitting on the other end crying, (yeah for once i let lose im always the happy person and carrie everyone else troubles and forget mine) Dont get me wrong I do have a great man and great kids but when is it time for others to see im more than just all of that. Im thankfu

I'm Not Very Happy Today
Here is a poem that I’ve written off the top of my head. I haven’t written anything in awhile so if you’re reading and want to comment....be nice.If I find that anyone has stolen my works, I will personally hunt you down and hurt you.----------------------A Different Side of me----------------------You were the one thing in my life that made me truely love myselfI would take one look at your pretty face and smileThe only person that pushed me to better thingsHelped me succeed in spreading my wingsI flew high and never looked down at anything below meIt was almost as if I were invincibleI could hold my life in the palm of my hand and be proud of what I had accomplishedAll because of youA great deal of time has passed and you went awayI don’t know who I am anymoreI’ve shed many tears and there are more to comeI cannot fly no more because my wings are brokenI fell and you weren’t there to catch meAn agonizing pain from the knife in my backI scream louder and louder for you but

Life
I don't understand why job and family services will only help you if you have kids. what about the disabled? weather they have kids or not,why can't we get any help? no wonder why we are so depressed and think about suicide. no one wants to help us as far as government goes.Like the ederly gets rides to the store or where ever. not us disabled. we have to be in our 60's before we can get any help.can anyone tell me where the love is? I really would like to know.. I don't know about anyone else But I believe in god and i get offensive if anyone uses his name in vain.I am also offensive cause they took him out of schools and the courts and other places Im sure of.whose decision was this anyway and how can we put him back.? I think who ever did this is a hypocrite. I mean come on and think about it. they don't want anything to do with him but they sure can spend that money,and im sure everyone knows what it says on the money. In God we trust. what are they gonna do next. take that off? be

Fireandicequeen25
hey ya'll, im new to this site..my sister is on here and she said i would have fun with this one. Just wanted to give a shout out to the love of my life, Matthew and my wonderful daughter, Breanna....I LOVE YOU BOTH DEARLY!!!!!!!....and yes sissy boo i love you too

Broken Ankle
well today has been one of those days i broke my ankle in 2 different places and i done it by trippin over a laundry basket and a cat. im learning to walk on cruches and that sucks. i cant do what im use to doin now but it will get better after i see what the bone doctor says so i will go from there it is hard because i have a 3 yr old daughter and her party is commin up so i hope i get a walking cast. well im out 4 now.

Massages
My lead flight attendant came to me and said, "We have an H.R. On this flight." (H.R. Stands for human remains.) "Are they military?" I asked. 'Yes', she said. 'Is there an escort?' I asked. 'Yes, I already assigned him a seat'. 'Would you please tell him to come to the flight deck. You can board him early," I said.. A short while later, a young army sergeant entered the flight deck. He was the image of the perfectly dressed soldier. He introduced himself and I asked him about his soldier. The escorts of these fallen soldiers talk about them as if they are still alive and still with us. 'My soldier is on his way back to Virginia ,' he said. He proceeded to answer my questions, but offered no words. I asked him if there was anything I could do for him and he said no. I told him that he had the toughest job in the military and that I appreciated the work that he does for the families of our fallen soldiers. The first officer and

Military Fan Club
Thanks for Fanning, Adding, or Rating me. I Hope you have a Great week and have returned the Favor. I was hoping to get a “Adopt a Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman” Military Fan Club started but unfortunately, $50 to late, I realize I just don’t have the time it takes to get or keep it going. I have deleted my Blast weeks early and will delete all ripped pictures. Best wishes and hope to chat with you soon!!!

Blogthings
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Frustrated!!!
Hey there all...... Today was an ok day. I got up a lil after 10 or so....... I was up with Kyle til after 4am or so. I am exhausted today........ Darryl left yesterday afternoon, he really didn't want to go, but you know how it is, gotta have money to live in this world. We have ended up talking quite a few times today, but a little after 10:30 he calls and tells me that he is getting a ticket! Supposedly they have passed a law that states that any truck driver, or personal car that is parked on the get off, or on ramps are illegally parked so they get a ticket. WTF!!!! I mean where else are these truck drivers supposed to park when they keep shutting down all the rest areas, and ALL the truck stops are practically full and it's a fifteen minute wait just to park! He just stopped to go to the bathroom because the ONLY truck stop was full and he couldn't wait, and as soon as he was getting back in the truck, the cop popped him and gave him an $85.00 ticket!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR this is get

I Want My Country Back
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the Politically correct people, and people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas..........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone........we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we

Would U???
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO...........With me! EVEN IF YOUR TAKEN REPOST THIS, YOU'D BE SUPRISED AT HOW FAR SOMEONE WILL GO WITH YOU. Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" and answer me back fuck me: Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift?: Let me borrow your car: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: would you be my friend: Will you repost this so i can do the same for u: AFTER YOU MAIL M

Secret Lover
This is my forst attempt at this so be gentle and please rate and comment Thank you. She thinks about him quite frequently these days. At first it was nice, she liked the attention, but now has become something more. She has never met anyone quite like him. A man who could be her friend, confidant, and advisor. Then start a fire inside her unknown to her before. She longs for the stolen moments they share. Needing to feel his touch, to see the desire in his eyes equal to that in hers. She wants nothing mor than to please him, so she makes her body available to his every whim. She waits , wondering the next time she hears from him what is in store for her. Will he touch her softly? Kiss her and lovingly caress her silken skin? Lavish her body with kisses using his expert tongue to make her lose herself, then make love to her slowly and lovingly. Them losing themselves in each others embrace and share in each others orgasms? Or will his hunger need s

Spiderman 3
I took my boys to see Spiderman 3 tonight. I hope they don't make anymore Spiderman movies as this one was not the greatest. One of my kids even fell asleep. There was a lot of wonderful critiscism over this show, but honestly, I didn't enjoy it at all. There weren't a lot of action scenes and when there was, it was too dark to really appreciate it. The dramatic scenes were overdramatic, predictable, and frankly - boring. The actors did a fantastic job of what they had to work with. Poor Kirsten Dunst seems to have lost a huge amount of weight. She did not look happy. But - these are my opinions and I hope other people could enjoy the movie more than I.

Feeling Sorry For Myself
Have you ever been in a relationship with some one who doesn't love you back. Where you give 110%, but not only is it not returned; it would'nt even matter if you did anything at all. None of the things you do to show your love matter because they don't even care. they claim to "love you" but thier coldness silences thier words. How much longer can i keep pretending everything is ok, when anger keeps exploding like stab wound at the one i'm supposed to love.I don't mean to be needy. I don't mean to be untrusting. I just want to know where i stand. i feel like a caged animal at the pound. hoping for my master's love to save me. waiting with anticipation for any sign of affection, only to be rejected once again. i don't mind not being first, as long as i'm on the list.

"if Only" A Poem I Wrote In Loving Memory Of My Sister Dee
A poem for Dee...."If Only..." Current mood: sad Category: Writing and Poetry I wrote this poem for my sister Dee.May she fly with The Angels and be forever free... In Loving Memory of Deanne "Dee Dee" Louise Whitten Aug.4th,1979-Oct.6th,2006 "IF ONLY...." IF ONLY my sister Dee hadn't been taken by tragedy so young or so suddenly,she could've continued to be the loving mom she was so devotedly. IF ONLY she hadn't been so hard on herself,she could've seen all the good those around her could see.Such a beautiful,intelligent,artistic young woman.Always so helpful and friendly. IF ONLY I had just one more chance,I could express to her my deepest apology.In hopes she'd see just how truly SORRY I am. IF ONLY my sister Dee hadn't been taken from me,so young or so suddenly,I would make sure to NEVER again let things between us go so horribly wrong again. I LOVE U,DEE!!!!

Ray Dance
A wise man once said "You can't just walk out into the street and find someone to love you..........." Sometimes things fall apart.....just....so things can fall into place......... He has eyes like precious stones. They blaze like sapphire blue fire, but they are cold as ice. Living proof that love can kill. He puts hearts to death on a whim, he never thinks twice. I know from first hand. My heart is still dying. Once I let down my defences and was weak, he moved in for the kill. Through my soul the words, like the blade of a daggar. He ran his hate through my veins, disguised as love. As he watched the light go from my eyes, he looked down on the fool who dared to want him. I tried to fit his every desire, in my failure I expired. Now I know no one can love him. He will despise the one who tries. It's not the passion he wants, but vengence. From some other past life. Maybe his childhood, I will never know. I cou

Slaves Fantasy, Masters Desire
We decide to meet, I have never seen you in person before. We have only chatted online briefly and talked on the phone.... We decide to meet in a local hotel in my town. You call me on my cell with details on what hotel in my town and where the key to the room is located. Once I arrive in the room, I see a note that says * Hello my slut. Get ready for a great evening of pleasure ..Take a long, relaxing bath, wash your hair and shave your pussy for me. After your out of the tub, stay naked and put your toys neatly on the dresser. Light the candles I brought and turn off the lights. Then, open the door and leave it cracked open Use the doorstop or something else to keep it open if you need too. Just make sure it 's opened a crack. Then wait for me in the manner we discussed earlier ..Don 't forget to blindfold yourself . Oh, don 't forget, under no circumstances are you to play with that pussy of yours while you are getting ready and waiting. If you disobey, you will be punished. I w

Memories To Share
The skies are still, The heat is Dry. All I do is sigh, I try to take a breath, But, it's only filled with death. It was you I called upon, to take me to the pond. That day is when I grew fond of our bond. The Love we share is strong, It's you I long for. Each day I want you more. Your the one that makes my heart soar. As we lay on the grassy floor. The touch of your hand makes my body roar. As the sky darkens, Thunder makes it's sound. The rain starts, Lighting strikes. As you make it sound as it's fake. Just for my sake. I am afraid, I start to shake. You smile, and show me that I am yours to take. You kissed my lips, I slowly start to drift. As I started to drift, I noticed the storm had shifted. The darkness has been lifted, In your eyes, I see you are Truly Gifted. By: Cassandra Denham May 5,2007 The pain I feel inside, Is to much to hide. Even though I tried. I feel locked up inside. Sometimes I just want

No Fuel On 5/15/07
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 > >> Don't pump gas on MAY 15th > > >> >> In April 1997, there was a "gas out" > conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. > Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. > > > >> > On May 15th 2007, all internet users are > to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas > prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most > places. > > > > > There are 73,000,000+ American members > currently on the internet network, and the average > car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. > > > >> > If all users did not go to the pump on > the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's > almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets > for just one day, so please do not go to the gas > station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in > the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one > day. > > > >> If you agree (which I cant see why you > wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With > it saying, ''Don't

Don't Pump Gas On May 15th
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 > >> Don't pump gas on MAY 15th > > >> >> In April 1997, there was a "gas out" > conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. > Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. > > > >> > On May 15th 2007, all internet users are > to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas > prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most > places. > > > > > There are 73,000,000+ American members > currently on the internet network, and the average > car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. > > > >> > If all users did not go to the pump on > the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's > almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets > for just one day, so please do not go to the gas > station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in > the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one > day. > > > >> If you agree (which I cant see why you > wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With > it saying, ''Don't

Summer Anthem
Your 2006 Summer Anthem Is Hips Don't Lie by Shakira "I'm on tonight You know my hips don't lie And I'm starting to feel it's right All the attraction, the tension Don't you see baby, this is perfection" What's Your 2006 Summer Anthem?

I Am Real... I Do Have Feelings
I had a guy neglect to tell me about the "new" woman in his life. I'm not stupid. I knew for two weeks or more and out of the goodness of my heart gave him the chance to tell me. He never said a word. Know what he did? Ignored me. Did he figure I'd just fall off the face of the earth after a few weeks? That if he ignored me long enough I'd disappear? You know... I couldn't care less who he's banging. Bang Hillary Clinton if it makes you happy... but at least have the balls to say it.

Brits On Tour
font> THERE ARE NOW NEARLY 200 PPL ON THE BRITS ON TOUR LIST, AS I GO TO YOUR PAGES I SEE YOU ALL MEETING OTHER BRITS WHICH IS COOL, AS THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE TOUR TO MEET OTHERS TAPPERS NEAR YOU, BUT I ALSO NOTICE THAT ALTHOUGH YOU VISIT NEW PPL THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION WHEN ADDED TO LIST HARDLY ANYONE IS REPOSTING THE BULLETINS, THERE ARE A FEW PPL AND OBVIOUSLY I SEE WHO THEY ARE AS THE REPOSTS SHOW ON MY PAGE AND TO THOSE I THANK YOU FOR THE TY COMMENTS AND THE TIME (5 secs is all it is lol) AND THE MONEY ($10 'FAKE' bucks lol) THAT YOU TAKE TO REPOST BULLETINS, IT IS THANKS TO YOUR REPOSTING THAT WE ARE THE FASTEST GROWING CLUB ON CHERRYTAP, TODAY I WILL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON WHO ACTUALLY REPOSTS FOR ME, AND THOSE LOYAL PPL WILL BE RECIEVING A GIFT FROM ME, EVERYONE ELSE PROBABLY WONT EVEN BOTHER TO READ THIS FAR LOL AS THEY NEVER OPEN OR REPOST SO ITS COOL LMAO. DONT FORGET TO CHECK THE BOTTOM OF BULLETINS FOR NEW ADDS REGULARLY I AM CURRENTLY ADDING A

Songs Written By Me
Payback(Victims Revenge) My suffering has driven me to insanity but not enough to go out of my mind Its all because of what you have done to me Because of you I live with the endless scars and painful memories of what you have done to me Scars cut so deep A wound that will never heal Its time for you to feel payback mother fucker Chorus Its time to bring the payback Payback is gonna be more then a bitch Payback is gonna be long and torturous I will cut,maim,and multilate you till you almost die Just to bring you back to life I will make you feel my pain and anguish make you die a thousand deaths for every year of suffering you have made me live through I will hunt you down Nobody will miss you when your gone Nobody misses a diseased animal such as you You will die slowly and painfuly in time I will not give you the sweet relief of a quick death Chorus(x2) I am the Master of Pain The bringer of your slowly agonizing demise I am heartless and mer

Heya
Hey i guess when i have a good day its worth writing about so thats what i am doing i've been having a shitty time lately and i've felt like i cant rely on my friends and alot of things have changed between us and i guess its time to except the changes and i have and so i look at things differently and i have come to realize i can depend on me and only me and fuck everyone else so to everyone who has let me down dont feel guilty about anything you can only be yourself just maybe we were meant to be and we will all get over so have a great life to everyone else i love you and thanks for been great friends and i can wait till ozzfest its gonna be awesome Today is my birthday and we are celebrating all week long BITCHES

Funny Sick Poem
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for yo

A Look Inside.......
Like honey to lips, Then bitter sweet. Like blood-filled hearts, then shattered glass. Like a warm embrace, then solitude. Like glowing life, then empty souls. Like sparkling eyes, then hollow holes. Like fun-filled nights, then fallen stars. Like cosy blankets, then bitter cold. Like perfect friends, then mindful strangers. Like fused lovers, then forlorn haters. Like flawless skin, then bloody etchings. Like clear visions then choking fog. Like pounding hearts, Then broken rythym. Like full of life, then out of breath. How much rejection can I take, Before my body starts to break? Johnny We laughed We played Till the sun went down, Not a care in the world My partner in crime Wild and free we rode around Superman capes we flew so high Cops and robbers We loaded our guns Snack shop bullets And plastic holsters Shoot me dead Then u better run Cause im comin Johnny We’re gonna have fun Throw off the covers At the crack of dawn

Wimpiest Dad??
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest. The first one says," My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he slides underneath our bed." The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared that When my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the woman next door."

This Ain't No Dang Rodeo
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is i t?" "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend on all fours, mount her from behind, and reach around and cup her breasts in your hands. Then you whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's,' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds."

My Poetic Point Of View
What if I said....I love youJust what would you doWhat if I said....It's you I wantWould it be my dreams you'd hauntWhat if I said....It's you I needWould you make me beg and pleadWhat if I said....All the things I feel insideWould you run and hideWhat if I said....I love you I had just one wish That I was allowed to make It would be as simple as this I would wish away your pain The pain that haunts you in your sleep And brings you tears when you're awake One wish to set you free One wish for sweet dreams sake For your past to never haunt you No more fear when you close your eyes Peaceful nights would be renewed A new hope when you arise So until that day comes When all wishes will come true I'll keep making this one Until my days on earth are through I cherish the dark side of your moonLike a wintered rose before it bloomsI don't want to just stand on your shoresI want to ride through your stormsThe dark is half of the wholeJust another facet of your diamond soulI

I Didn't Get To Say Good-bye
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to fo

Just 2 Funny
Suck an Orange Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!" The policeman fainted. Sandpaper Sally 3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he said. "NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!" The guy went over and talked to h

Whatever
i really dont have anything to say that is important but im bored so lets see i have been sitting home every day of the week taking care of my babies while my husband works and i like it dont get me wrong but you can only talk to a baby for so long before you go nuts and last weekend was a great weekend other then i was messed up drunk it was funny i couldnt walk to bed i was on my hands and knees crawling i havent laughed so much in so long damn that pass out game and the 99 blackberries and the 7 buds and the malibu rum and all the pucker im just glad that i wasnt the only oone that was messed up RIGHT ALICE LOL... it was so so much fun and i vcant wait untill we can do it agian, thats all for now i need to go change diapers and get to cleaning a never ever ending job

Simpsons Season 10 Yes!!!!!
Here's the news that all the other simpsons fans including me will love. season 10 of the simpsons has a release date finaly! its will be released on August 7. some of the specs and extras have been announced. the 4-disc set, which contains 23 episodes from season 10 will sell for the suggested price of $49.98 US, or $69.98 CAN. Just Some of the specs are Commentary on most all the episodes and of coruse delete sences,a word from Matt Groening,Animatics,And many many more. well i hope this help some of us survie till the release.. Matthew ps if you want to know more please visit http://tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=7284 Also thank you tvshowsondvd for providing this information.:) I love that you provide us hard core tv show collectors with the info we so what and need. THANKS

Life
Been a while since I've been on this site and I see that I've really not miss a damn thing. Used to almost live this site till I met up with a very dear special man . The thoughts of this site getting in our way drove me away from here only to learn that he's more wrapped up in it then he ever claimed he'd be in his life.. but Oh fu_ky well. Women and men I guess you could say , beware of telling other of your feelings toward someone else .. I have found that most ppl here are always waiting and watching for time and place to make thier moves and you'll find yourself out in the cold .. Theres a few things yet here that I'd like to do before leaving but in the next coming days I'll be gone.. I'm not falling in to this trap of being a fulander or living this site. It's pointless .. and very very few people here are even remotely real. I have found a few great friends here and a few of them are still around others wonder off like stray pups. Learned a hard lesson here and thought li

Misc Bs
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*ck you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INS

Daddyz Lil Gurl
Ok it's this boy i know in he's 14 i can't tell u what grade he's in but i like him but he dosen't know this. but this person has a thing where he won't go with no1 from our school because it's 2 much drama.n he said he won't go with me because i wen't with his homeboy but thing is i didn't really like his homeboy.ionly wen't with him because people said he had money but as it turned out he had no money so i wonted 2 break up.n yes i am a gold digger in this case. but back 2(S.O.S)i won't 2 tell him how i fell but i can't because it's 2 hard n i already know what he's going 2 say. so 4 everybody who's reading this can u please help me out?i g.2.g bye love alwayz,Daddyz Lil Gurl CURTIS is the name of a boy who goe's to my school n at first i didn't like him but at the time i was going with someone so that's proble why i didn't like him but as time wen't by things changed n now when i see him i don't know what 2 do.cuz he know

Don't Blog Much...
Just saying hi people. I mostly make music and do my talking instrumentally. Been thinking about getting back into making the occasional video but don't hold your breath. I hope to post some of my original music here on my page strictly for enjoyment's sake. So until next time, happy tapping all you Cherries out there in Cherry TAP land. I guess that would make us all, "TAPlanders" Eh? John

Oil Prices
I have recently received emails and read bulletins which propose that we either do not purchase gas on a certain day or not buy gas from certain gas stations. Obviously, not buying gas on a particular day has no effect on the revenues of the oil companies. They just get their money a day earlier or a day later. Also, oil is a fungible commodity and if Exxon doesn’t sell the oil from their refineries at the pump, they will sell it to the companies from which we are buying the gas. The demand will increase at the stations where we are buying from and they will raise their prices. Who suffers?? The laws of supply and demand supersede any scheme which does not involve pumping more oil or decreasing demand. High oil prices put pressure on our economy and also help to fund unfriendly nations. In order to improve this situation, I am in favor of Higher Gas Prices. I think that the Feds should step in and increase the taxes on gasoline by one or two dollars per gallon (Not a popul

$7 Sex
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers..." This one is worth passing on... This one is for everyone who a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids I was packing for my business trip and my 3 year daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger? A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you? The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual interco

Spirit's Thoughts
This is truth, for all things happen for a reason and as does those whom cross our path. Life is good. It is about learning and always being in the process of becoming...what do I mean by that? Simply put is this: If we do not learn as we go through life and grow with the experiences that we have come across, then until we learn the lessons at hand, they will continue to come back until we do learn them. Life is simple, yet we as humans and by nature complicate even the simpliest of tasks. I know first hand! So I speak not without experience. Take time to see the simple things we take for granted every day. Stop and look outside as if through the innocent eyes of a child. For a child has not yet been taught how to hate, how to judge another, they have not been taught that we much justify our existance by the amount of work we do. They are the happiest people in the world!!!When is the last time you went a park either with someone or by your self and sat on a swing or went down a sli

My Thoughts
well, guess what ya all. im preggers... im 7 weeks along now...they told me i am due in october. talk about exciteing.... i tested feb 13th and the test come back pos. and then it was confirmed a few days later... take care everyone! i love my man! i am so lucky to have him in my life. he treats me like i NEVER thought possable! i am one lucky girl! i cant wait , next weekend we are going camping well kinda camping in my parents yard with my sisters and stuff so that is going to be fun , and then the weekend after that we are going away for the weekend , just me and him!!!!! so long cell phones so long family , so long stress so long everything!!!!! i cant wait !!!!! and guess what , he is planning everything , i dont have to lift a finger! this rules!!! he spoils me so! sorry girls hes 100% mine mine MINE!!!!!! LMAO!!!! well that is my blog for now , i know really sappy stuff but ya know what , bite me , you know you love seeing me this way for once instead of in mega @itc

My History
Special thanks to these people for being there and chatting with me so very much. Your support and lent ear will never be forgotten. So for all you who are real and love to talk hit these ones up cause they got it in them. Their the ones that count more then gold in the fading years. If you be friend them and don't let time take them you'll have something trully special. Thanks again! I love you all! Maggie@ CherryTAP OceanLove - (Please Sign My Guest Book)@ CherryTAP ~*SHORT*N*SASSY*~@ CherryTAP cowgirl1988@ CherryTAP

My Definition Of A Friend
Here Goes: Even though we dont always get along, we may not like what the other has to say, and we aren't going to agre on the same point of view all the time, and there may even be a time or two when we don't even like each other. But no matter what we are doing, no matter where we are at in our lives, if one or the other happens to be in trouboe, the other one is always right by their side to the first out and walk them through the hard times. ****You Gotta Take The Good With The Bad****

Birthday Boy
SPECIAL PRAYER FOR A SPECIAL PERSON.MY FRIENDSTHIS PRAYER IS FOR MY FRIENDS DAUGHTER,I'M SURE THAT EVERY ONE OF US HAVE SOMEONE VERY DEAR IS GOING THROUGH PAIN BUT THIS LITTLE THREE YEARS OLD GIRL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND NOW SHE IS IN THE HOSPITAL FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE ,YOU KNOW THAT GOD IS ALWAYS WITH ALL OF US IN EVERY MOMENT,SO LET US PRAY FOR LITTLE Abbigail la'shai Baby Boy J'S DAUGHTER AND FOR WHO EVER ON YOUR MIND. A PRAYER FOR STRENGTHO Lord,In this time of need, strengthen me. You are my strength and my shield; You are my refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble. I know, Father, that Your eyes go to and fro throughout the earth to strengthen those whose hearts long for You. The body grows weary, but my hope is in You to renew my strength.I do not fear, for You are with me.I am not dismayed or overwhelmed, for You are my God. I know You will strengthen me and help me; that You will uphold me with Your righteous hand. Even as the shadows of illness cover me, I f

Story 5
So there i was, Just chillin in line for the port-o-potty, When i was 5 years old. When this guy standing in line behind me Started to tap on my shoulder. So i turned around and was all "What's up dude? " But when i turned around I seen he didnt have arms, And He was all, "oh sorry, your not my son!" And im like, "Its ok sir, But if you have no hands how did you poke me?" And all he said before i ran away was, "Ever seen a trouser snake?"

My Fuckin Blogs :)
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal. Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys A: This is perfectly natura

Random Thoughts
Hey there everyone... Just wanted to let everyone know that I haven't forgotten about you. I miss spending all my spare time on Cherrytap..errr, I mean Fubar.... But, work has me killing myself. And that leaves NO TIME for playing. *tear* So, don't foret about me...and keep ratin my shit for me, I'll be back soon enough to return the favor. Much Love All, Sonshyne MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Italian Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. Burger King Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Olive Garden Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. at least 2 bucks Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A. any kinda pasta Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. bacon & mushrooms Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. apple butter Q. What is your favorite type of gum? A. juicy fruit TECHNOLOGY Q. Number of contacts in you

A Day In The Life Of Me!
OK, so I have found the answer that I have asked myself for years. I am definatly NOT bi, however, enjoyed the hell out of my wonderful mans birthday gift to him from me. I brought home a very lovely lady for him to do whatever he wanted to for his special day. It was my first experience with another female, and I was not into that aspect of it but let me just say, watching her cum soooo hard by my man.... WOW! I loved it. I would willingly share our bed again anyime, I just dont think the girl on girl thing is my cup of tea, but enjoying the company of another I will partake in again and again!! Happy Birthday to my baby!!

Spring Of 2007
ok.. to let all of my sexy friends of mine on here.. friday june first.. my appendix burst. and they have to do emergancy surgery on me friday nite.. it took them 3 hrs for the surgery. because they couldnt control my bleeding or my blood pressure.. so they almost lost me twice.. im home now.. recovering.. i got out of the hospital today at 2 pm.. by the grace of god.. my blood pressure went back to normal.. i have over 100 staples in my tummy. they had to reopen my hystroectmony(sp) to find th bleedin.. from havin my surgery. will its been painful but relaxing and not has painful has was before.if that made sense to any of you sexy people.. Today bein the 3rd day... not havin to really worrin about nurses or drs commin in to check up on u. was great.. but again i dont have that choice on gettin the strong meds.. the manly meds.. like i did while in the hosptial.. But that i have to get use to.. right.. will im goin to let u all sexy people go.. (ATTENTION PLEASE) if u all want me

My Letter To Santa (past Xmas)
"Dear Santa, I am writing you cause I feel that I should at the very least justify my actions over the course of the year, before you go off and start jumping to conclusions, and fuck up my wish list! Let me start off by saying, that considering the year I've had, I've been a VERY good girl. I don't think that I should be disqualified from the "nice" list based solely on my 'not-so-nice' actions... like the time i tripped my sister in front of the whole church, personally I thought it was hilarious, but I'm guessing that was a strike against me. And the time I spread that horrible, but TRUE, rumor about my ex's new gf.. really if you think about it Big Red, she deserved it!! And it brought JOY to so many people, isn't that what really counts?!?! I could go on and on about the things that would count against me and throw me directly into the SHIT PILE, but Big Red if you could find it in your jolly ol' jelly belly to forgive and (please) forget about all the crap I've done. (

Funeral
TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS,FAMILY: I WONT BE ON TOMM. OR THURSDAY. I AM GOING TO MY UNCLE'S FUNERAL THURSDAY MORNING. TOMM. I WILL BE SLEEPING MOST OF THE DAY TO GET SOME REST. ALSO I WILL HAVE TO GO BUY AN OUTFIT FOR THE FUNERAL. HE DIED OF CANCER. WE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO GO. BUT WAS NOT SURE WHEN EXACTLY. IT IS HITTING MY SISTER HARDER BECAUSE HE IS HER GODFATHER. SO MY PLEASE KEEP ME AND MY FAMILY IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS. I SHOULD BE BACK ON SOMETIME ON FRIDAY. BIG HUGS,LOVE, CHARLENE

Ramblings.. Copyrighted
My friends and i make up an interesting group of people. we are occasionally "that guy". so we called our little group, "that guy".That guy has there own female ranking scale from 1-10 that people other than us dont quite understand. i am here to break it down, so people can see things from our point of view. here we go. 10(ten)- These creatures do not exist. atleast we are convinced of that. since god decided that guys needed somethin to fuck, he created women, and since this happened a 10 has never been sighted. god has cheated us all by never created one of these fine specimen. with that bein said, none of us will ever fuck a 10. a 10 could consist of perhaps, the body of jessica biel, head of say a jenifer aniston, cooks like martha stewart, the money of oprah, the sluttiness of a paris hilton and the cocksucking abilities of jenna jameson. god has yet to bless mankind with one of these. 9(niner)- although very rare, these creatures do exist. a nine is a wonderful thing to

Random Stuff
Heartistic Soul is having an Easter contest and I would love it if you all could help my wife out with this and get her as much love bunnies as you could. She is tryin to win first just so she can try to get spotlight and the 5 mill will help out a lot. If you got the extra fubucks and would like to help her out it would be greatly appreciated. They are only 500 fubucks each which is cheaper then most drinks you get from the gift shop. Thanks so much for all of you that read this and also help her. Here is the link to Heartistic Soul's page where you can fupal her money and let her no how many you want to give and my wife's id which is http://fubar.com/mommatasha. Again thank you all so much If you help and need anything just let me no and my wife and I will do what we can to help you out. Heartistic Soul@ fubar Just wanted to let everyone know that I got one song recorded finally. You can listen to it HERE. Let me know what ya think. SO if anyone cares to know why I haven't bee

Rules
Best Joke of the year...... A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I m

One More...hell Yeah!!!...
FUNNY SHIT!!.... WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different ver

About Me!!
Well what do you wanna know? LOL!! I figure it would be easier to say something about myself in a blog rather than put it on the front page. I know there are a lot of people who read some of the things on there that kinda scare them off. But in reality my wife and I are just normal people who live a little differently. I think people could have the misconception that I'm going behind my wife's back and being dishonest. That is not the case. Just because we swing doesn't mean I have to hide anything or cheat on my wife. One of the biggest rules in the lifestyle is honesty. We LIVE by that rule. Hmmm...what else? My wife and I have been married for 7 years and just 5 months ago had a wonderfull little boy. Finally! LOL! We had been tryiing for a long time and been through a few miscarrigaes until now. So he is a true miracle in every sense of the word and I(We) couldn't be happier. So right now this is all I can think of right now. Later on I will blog more about me, my wife, m

You Know You Had A Bad Day When....
This is my horoscope for today: Your effervescent enthusiasm is as delightful as a bubbly beverage. It can light up a room -- and it adds more than its fair share of spark to your love life. You're the romantic equivalent of the Energizer Bunny! One I have never felt less effervescent or had less enthusiasm than I do today. Two I need a 75 watt bulb to light my room. I surely can't do it. Three what love life? The guy I was dating I don't think even wants to see me anymore. Four I may be the equivilant to the Energizer Bunny in bed but some sadistic bastard keeps me going around in circles. So much for the accuracy of horoscopes.. I am home now.. got to visit my Mom.. she is doing a little better.. she is getting treatment and was in better spirits by the time I had to come home.. You know you have had a bad day when you are calling off for the next day before you even leave.... Won't bore you with gory detail.. suffice it to say.. my day started off bad.. 3rd shif