So there i was,
Just chillin in line for the port-o-potty,
When i was 5 years old.
When this guy standing in line behind me
Started to tap on my shoulder.
So i turned around and was all "What's up dude? "
But when i turned around
I seen he didnt have arms,
And He was all,
"oh sorry, your not my son!"
And im like,
"Its ok sir, But if you have no hands how did you poke me?"
And all he said before i ran away was,
"Ever seen a trouser snake?"
