So there i was,
Going to the deli
To get a sub.
When this baby said " Let me get a dollar"
And i said " I only got enough for my sandwich!"
Then the baby reached into his pocket
and pulled out a used diaper and
threw it at me!
So i was like " Hey baby, dont make me kick your ass!"
Then the Diaper Exploded on my pants,
Then i passed out and
the baby took my money & and my socks!