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"Dear Santa, I am writing you cause I feel that I should at the very least justify my actions over the course of the year, before you go off and start jumping to conclusions, and fuck up my wish list! Let me start off by saying, that considering the year I've had, I've been a VERY good girl. I don't think that I should be disqualified from the "nice" list based solely on my 'not-so-nice' actions... like the time i tripped my sister in front of the whole church, personally I thought it was hilarious, but I'm guessing that was a strike against me. And the time I spread that horrible, but TRUE, rumor about my ex's new gf.. really if you think about it Big Red, she deserved it!! And it brought JOY to so many people, isn't that what really counts?!?! I could go on and on about the things that would count against me and throw me directly into the SHIT PILE, but Big Red if you could find it in your jolly ol' jelly belly to forgive and (please) forget about all the crap I've done. (and could you possibly turn a blind eye to the fact that I'm going to embarass a whole slew of people for being general asses?) If you could, that'd be fuckin super!! Ok so Santa, I've yet to get to the most important part... MY WISHLIST!!! here goes 1. a pony (what little girl doesn't want one??) 2. a shiny new diamond ring 3. oodles of clothes 4. an iPod 5. a new sled( if you get my drift *winkwink*) 6. happiness and joy for my friends and family 7. a bag of money(couldn't hurt to ask) Last but not least I'd like to thank you Santa for the bang up job you've done over the years, and ask that you continue to do so in the future... one last thing though, after asking for a fuckin PONY for over 20 years now, WHAT THE FUCK!!?? I've gotten more underwear than a Victoria's secret catolouge, but no fuckin pony... could you TRY and keep with the program here fat boy?? Love, Niki Lore age 23
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