A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"*
*The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."*
*So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!"*
**The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad
Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"**
**The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"**
**The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.**
**His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"**
**The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and
a homo."**