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Playful Bell's Thoughts
I JUST FOUND THIS SITE WHILE MESSING AROUND ON THE SEARCH ENGINES LAST NIGHT....I SURE AM GLAD I WAS BORED BECAUSE THIS IS KINDA NEAT...SOME OF THE PEOPLE I HAVE TALKED TO SO FAR ARE QUITE ENTERTAINING...IT HAS BEEN A BLAST THE LAST 24 HOURS AND BELIEVE YOU ME I INTEND TO ENJOY IT FOR SOMETIME TO COME...NO TELLING WHAT THIS ANGEL CAN RUN INTO OR WHAT KIND OF WAYS I CAN FIND TO KEEP MYSELF FROM GETING BORED AGAIN FOR A VERY LONG TIME...TO MY NEW FOUND FRIENDS HOPE TO CHAT FOR A VERY LONG TIME IN THE FUTURE...HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY GUYS AND DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO!!! bell
Deep Thought
The Invitation (6/07) I check my mail daily, hoping for good news. Today I see an invitation. I open it carefully and inside it says,"Your presence is requested." I read on and note the date. Two days later, someone knocks on my door. I answer it and I just see a box by the door. I open the box, there is just a card in there. I open the card and it all it says,"Evertything you need is provided." The day arrives, I get ready in excitement. A knock on my door, I gather my things I answer the door,a gentleman says, "Please come with me." I follow him and get in. I dont know how we get there, but we do. We get there, door is already open for me. I get out,the gentleman escorts me inside. The building is none like I ever seen before. In other words,I don't think there is no building like it. We enter the building and I look around. The walls are lined with picture frames. The pictures are constantly changing,as if was a slideshow. I look at one after another, seeing da
Utterings Of The Deranged
wished upon a star only to be burned by a hot knife pressed to the throat the unspoken venom seething beneath the surface not forgotten but left remote awaiting the proper tie to be unrestrained let loose upon the world till vengeance has been fed these dark hours upon the face of gods cursed earth reminding me to be aware at all times the second you turn your head,evil steps in to ruin your happiness this world makes me sick to my stomach,and am unable to vomit it forth god has forgotten me in my time of need and left me alive to suffer some more infinite compassion?whats the point in a finite system nothing and no one can explain my condition
Come Get To Know Me
Funny how over time things change. You say you want to be yourself but for some reason you are someone your not. You say i just want to be me but who are you? Really who is that? No one can tell you or figure that out for you. It's funny when you are with someone one and they say they are being themselfs but you find out they aint. They are just playin you. You see, me i am me 100% of the time. I love who i am. I dont like the fake foney people that are out there. If you are yourself then love yourself. Be happy who you are. Who cares if that person next to you likes you. Or if that girl/guy likes you. There are more fish in the sea. If that girl/guy dont like you, they just dont know how great of a person you are. Just make a promise to yourself that you will be you and not change you for no one. If you want to change, change for you not the girl/guy your talkin to or like. They will never be happy for they do not know who you are. So just be yourself and be true to you.
Midget & Lounge
welcome 2 fubar
Random Shit
We'll see how this turns out I Got $500 On Big Stak Taking His Ass Down A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years. Klara Mauerova, 31 - a member of a sinister religious cult and her sister Katerina led the sickening torture of her eight-year-old son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub. A court in Brno in Czech Republic heard how relatives partially skinned Ondrej and forced him to eat his own flesh. Klara Mauerova, right, has been jailed for nine years for abusing her sons The judge also jailed Katerina, 35, for ten years for her role in the sickening abuse. The two boys had told judges how their mother and relatives had stubbed cigarettes out on their bare skin, whipped them with belts, and tried to drown them. They were also sexually abused and forced to cut themselves with knives. The terrified youngsters said they were kept in cages or ha
Discussions
So now the Midgets are out, and every body is at a mad rush to get them out. I saw a blog about it and I wanted to start my own Midget Friends Blog. So please post them here! I was looking around on CNN and I saw an interesting video article about a man convicted of murdering a McDonald security guard back in the early 80's. This whole time he maintained his innocence. At the same time a man confessed to his 2 lawyers of committing the crime. The 2 lawyers kept the confession secret for well over 25 years due to Attorney/Client privileges. Recently the man that confessed to the crime passed away. So the 2 lawyers who he confessed 2 came forward and advised the proper authoritahs of the mans confession to the crime. They even went as far as writing statements back when they were told and put the statements in a safe deposit box. Is it fair for Attorney/Client Privileges to keep guilty people out and innocent people in jail? Should there be a set up that innocent people
Philosophy For Life
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION... The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset -- 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!' And the husband replied 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll ever say to me!! And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was thin, poorly dressed and very dirty.. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last nig
Going Home !!!
I go back home tomorrow,wow what a ride this had been.Got drunker than hell on the fourth surrounding by bikers in a biker town.Now that one was for the books.Will not give detail. The sad part about leaving is being so far away from my dad even with our disagreement we have going on at the moment.I have been so use to being off of work I even dread going back to that,but it is a fun job,or I think so. I have huge decisions to make for the weekend I can only hope I make them right.I know what I want to do,but will it be wise.Fuck I just don't know.It is one of those that the heart strings just keep pulling at you,but in my case it is being pulled from both directions.I guess I just need to hope that mom and pop raised me right & whatever I do they will be proud of me. Anyway I have had a hoot on here and have made some really cool ass friends & I hope we all keep in touch.I may need a few days to re-coop when I get home,but it will be nice to get back into my own bed and see mom.
My Happy Hour
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20')
My Godmothering
I would like to thank every one that helped me level to Godmother. I am just so overwhelmed by all the love I was shown. I want to thank some very very special people who worked so hard to get me there so quickly. If these people are not on your friends list please stop by and show them some love,rate, fan and add them because they are all Amazing People. I am so proud to be a part of the Shadow Levelers. ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar rod67@ fubar ƒâRŠçÅÞë Çㆠ~Shadow Leveler~Proudly Owned by Gary and Kat; fu-owner of , yeahmon,@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar
All About Me
NEWS FLASH Studio 54 IS STILL HERE.. It has just been moved to a new location that's all.. So if you were a member of the old lounge and would like to come back and chat with us, or if you're a new member looking to find a place to come chat and make some new friends than click on the 54 logo and we will see you there....
Wtf
HI ALL THIS IS NOT FOF EVERYONE JUST PEEPS THAT NO TO MUCH BIZ WELL YOU ALL THINK NOT COMMING TO MY PAGE HURTS ME IT DONT ITS IGNORANCE AND I NO IT STARTS FROM LARRY WTF BELIVE WHAT YOU WANT I DONT GIVE A FU*K I DO CARE 4 PPL BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A ONE SIDE STORY THEN GO AHEAD I DONT CARE I HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRIE ABOUT THEN THIS BS ON FUBAR MY MOM HAS CANCER NOT DOING WELL WHEN I COME ON FUBAR AND PEEPS ARE OFF MY LIST O WELL YOUR LOST IF YOU BELIVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON FUBAR I FEL SRY FOR YOU SOGOOD LUCK WITH GOSSIP TY OHHHHH PS IM NOT LEAVING FUBAR TY
I'm Bored.
Hello all. I hope you're all doing quite well. I, personally, am growing slightly bored with the whole experience here. I try and try to start up conversations with people and they just don't seem to give a damn. Am I that boring? If so, someone please tell me so I can try to change that. I'm just looking for people to talk to for heaven's sake.
One Question
Booboo Is Having A Happy Hour!!!
This lady is having a Happy Hour Sunday at 1:00 p.m FU TIME (4:00 p.m. EST) and she needs some MAJOR luvin She is ALWAYS here for everyone else so I think everyone should make it a point to stop by her page and luv her up! If she isnt leveling she is off somewhere leveling (LOL) and we can ALL appreciate her and her efforts! So go by her page and RATE, FAN, ADD, and BLING this lovely lady I dont have to say it, we know she returns all the luv! Thank you in advance...XOXO ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar Brought to you by.... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-10 17:18:20') (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl' on '2008-07-10 17:27:19')
Beer
5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win
What Card R U???
You are The Chariot Triumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles. The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again. What Tarot Card are You?
Check Your Friends Pages!
I've found that some of my friends pages don't show that I rated them. I rated them again. So far, about 2/3 of them can be re-rated again. Woohoo! :D
Survey
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.   So here goes, 1.  I would be lost without my internet friends to talk to.   2.  I am a nervous driver, if I get out of my 'comfort zone' I break out and hyperventilate.  (not kidding)   3.  If I ever have the freedom to do it I really (freaking out or not) want to visit a bunch of my internet friends.   4.  Some of my friends consider me one of their loudest friends and I really really don't get that.   5.  It really bothers me to not be acknowledged when I walk into a room.   6.  I'm very un-decisive.    7.  I think I'm fat, but am mostly comfortable with it.   8.  I am an older sister.   9.  I'm 2 inches talle
The Dance
Westcoast Oldschoo Dj
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I help A LOT of people out all the time with leveling. Now it seems NO1 wants to help me out. Well I'M DONE!!! I guess I am the idiot that thought being unselfish and helpful would be a good thing and it honestly has NOT. Next time someone wants me to help them level or help them in a contest or whatever can forget asking me. I won't be used anymore. I'm sum dumb not plumb dumb and I am not taking it anymore.
My Midget Does It Work?
Friends
Please go rate and comment on her picture! Comment bombing welcomed!! Thank you. (plz repost)
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30's & Illegals
so today I went to the registrar..and well had to leave since it was jampacked full of those who are not citizens and well I don't feel I should have to wait all day long when I am an American and they are clogging up our system -- URGH so I didn't get what I needed because of those punks. If your a man in between 30-39 stay the hell away from me-I want nothing to do with any man in there 30's because they are F*ing psycho! Is it so bad I want the "stranger" to tell me they love me???? i know it is ---but i still want to hear it even if not meant....i'm a girl & crazy like them all~~~
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The Journey Of Us
The Journey Part 1 by LateNiteFantasy© You burt into my life And turned it upside down. i fell unto my knees shaking on the ground. i tried to get away i didn't ever realise the impact you made that day. i fought the inner battle i fought it tooth and nail. As if W/we were competing and i knew that i would fail. the harder that i fought is the harder i would fall. And then one day i realised i had to have it all. i wanted You to want me i wanted You to care i wanted You to look inside and take that leap in here. Now i am upon my knees and kneeling at Your grace if only to look up read unspoken words upon Your face. And kneeling at Your feet i imagine what You see You see my soul bound to You In my submission, i am free. Waiting For You by LateNiteFantasy© Waiting For You Want controls my body. Hunger burns within me. Craving what only you can give. I wait ... for you. No longer refusing the need that consumes me. Your love
My Midget
Dnr
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? desk 2. Your significant other? sigh 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? home 5. Your father? dead 6. Your favorite thing? coffee 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? COFFEE 9. Your dream/goal? happy 10. The room you're in? bedroom 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? work 15. What you're not? patient 16. Muffins? strawberry 17. One of your wish list items? laptop 18. Where you grew up? tennessee 19. The last thing you did? movie 20. What are you wearing?JEANS 21. TV? rarely 22. Your pets? dogs 23. Your computer? crap 24. Your life? steady 25. Your mood? chipper 26
Stop Talking Shit Online So Serious People!
YOU GUY'S NEED TO LIGHTEN UP AND GET OFF MY FUCKING NUTT'S,SO TO SPEAK.I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING A BUNCH OF WHINEY LITTLE PUSSY'S ASKING ME,"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK,JUST SAY SO?".SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY,YOU GUY'S ACT LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE DRAMA QUEEN'S.I'M SICK OF GETTING BITCHED AT BY SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW OVER SOMETHING STUPID OR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A BIG DEAL AT ALL OR SOMETHING YOU'VE CREATED IN YOUR HEAD.I AM NOT IGNORING ANYBODY,I AM BUSY,I HAVE 2 KID'S AND NOBODY HELP'S ME WITH THEM,A CAREER,I'M DOING ONLINE COLLEGE,FRIEND'S THAT I DO SEE AND A HOUSE TO MAINTAIN,SO I'M SORRY IF I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT ONLINE AND WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO EMAIL ME OR IM ME AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK TO EVERYBODY THAT TALK'S TO ME,THIS IS JUST THE INTERNET PEOPLE,QUIT TAKING THIS SHIT ALL PERSONAL.STOP STARTING SHIT,IT'S LAME AND MAKE'S YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.READ MY 10 FUCK YOU'S ON FB.MOST TIME'S AND I'VE TO
I Am So Horny
my 9in cock is rock hard wantin some love in nc sc let me know if u would love to have ur pussy licked and fucked real good
Crazy Things
>MY family lives in Utah and i was raised in utah what your about to read was sent to me from my cousin who is serving a mission in Africa. And this hit me so hard i could not stop laughing every thing about this is true and those of you reading this that are from utah can relate those of you who are not Know how bad the utahns can be please enjoy this :) You might be a > 'Utahan if.... > > You keep your clothes in 'Chester Drawers' > > You don't > pronounce T's in the middle of words. (Moun'n, Lay'n) > > If there is a > G at the end of a word you treat it as if it were silent. > > You know what > Fry Sauce is made of. > > You go to the > duck pond to feed the Seagulls. > > Green Jell-o > with cabbage mixed in doesn't seem strange. > > You can pronounce > Tooele. > > The U is not > just a letter - neither is the Y. > > You have > actually eaten funeral potatoes. > > You've gotten > both heat and frost burns FROM your car's door
The Military Train
PLEASE HERE AND SIGN THE GUEST BOOK AND LEAVE A VOICE COMMENT TO THE TROOPS THANKS Military train who support the armed forces?? This is a Military Salute to the troops over seas. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MESSAGE ME VIA THE PIC AND EMAIL ME L
Something That Means So Much To Me
DREAM UNTIL TOMORROW BY LYNCH MOB So many miles away Thought of you fill my every day I spent the empty hours Hearing the last words you said A thousand days between us A thousand nights we spent apart Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Imagine lost in my arms Deep in a love that lasts forever All I've ever wanted Everything I've waited for Hold me in your dreams Dream until tomorrow comes I'm fighting time and distance Illusion hides the fear inside How can I bring you closer I want you by my side I lie awake and wonder I'm all along for one more night Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Your image burns in my mind Deep in a love that lasts forever All I've ever wanted Everything I've waited for Build my world around you Let my love surround you darling Hold me in your dreams Dream until tomorrow comes Trust in my love You know only time can separate us Imagine lost in my arms Deep in a love that lasts
Midget
Midget-maybe?
To All My Friends
I wanted to thank everyone that helped out during my Happy Hour! I gained 292,955 points and made it to level 24(fu king). 228 people also leveled during my Happy Hour...congrats everyone!! But most of all I want to thank the person resposible for the Happy Hour...my fu-hubby Tomme "Tomme"MileHighClub"ClubFAR"(FuHubby To "Mandi")(MyMistress"Brenda")@ fubar Check out these other people they totally rock and need to be shown some lovin for all the love they show me everyday and in my Happy Hour!! MY MOM wyorose~Fu Owner Of Miss Crys~Fu Owned By slyspy~@ fubar MY SISTER virgo151978@ fubar MY NEW FU-SLAVE Dj KrOn1C !! -DLS-~*Fu-Owned by EasyOnTheEyez *Brings Sexy Back Every Day OF THe Week!! And Then Som@ fubar MY GOOD FRIEND THE Irish Diva Vice President of The IRA Bombsquad
Help!
HELP! LOOKING FOR HELP WITH MAKING A SKIN FOR MY PAGE. I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO DO IT. I'M A FIREFIGHTER AND EXNAVY DIVER. SO I'M LOOKING FOR A SKIN OF ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS. IF SOME ONE CAN TELL ME OR HOOK ME UP I WOULD BE WICKED THANKFUL.
Ill Be Your Gardian Angel For Ever !!
WELL I AM IN MY FIRST EVER ACTION..DO YA WANT TO OWN ME????? WELL MAKE A BID IT RUNS TILL AUG.18TH LETS SEE WHO CAN GET ME!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=578743&albumid=1079614&i=3822057398#89185609 I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS, I SEND U THE VERSION WITH THE LYRICS BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HEAR THEM AND KNOW WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY HERE. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU THROUGH IT ALL, EVEN IF SAVING YOU SENDS ME TO HEAVEN. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PERSON YOU FEEL LIKE THIS ABOUT?? IF YOU THINK OF SOMEONE SPECIAL AND MISS THEM VERY MUCH TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM NOW BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT SEE THEM AROUND AGAIN LET THEM KNOW YOU CARE BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY NOT COME LET THEM YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM NOW SO DONT WAIT TILL TOMARROW TO SAY YOU LOVE THEM BECAUSE TOMARROW MAY BE TO LATE!!!!!!!!
Stun Gun Gift
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what tha
How I Rate (pics)
Me
Hey Everyone
IM NEW ON HERE AS YOU CAN TELL but i need your help. the man that is my friend and that is close to my heart is below and I want to help him with his quest and show him I care by asking all my friends to click on the link below or place it in your browser and go show him some love by adding him, fanning him and rating his profile a 10. If you wouldn't mind and have time show him some love on his pics as well thanks you all. I love you. and please pass him on to all your friends as well please. thank you.
My Midget.can U Even See It
New Pix
ill keep them coming on a daily basis so comment n rate them plz let me kno what ya'll think Dont you just hate it when every corner you turn you can smell it, you know its there Its calling out for me and I dont want to go just yet, Im sorry mom & dad Ricky i love you Genesis please take care of my kids,I'm sorry I was not the Golden Child But I did my best.I don't know where I went wrong but I wish I could have turned back the hands of time I can feel my grandmother pulling me towards her but I dont want to go,Not just yet,I want to go back into Alice's wonderland.Where I can just float in mid air,run and play with the kids.Not let any of my worries trouble me.I know when I'm Gone that my kids will be in good hands,I know that they will be well tooken care of,But I'm not going anywhere.But if I do leave this world I dont want my kids to find out how much of a looser I really am.
Will You?
not to be used as a turn on! must be truthful...) you will get a quick response and ponit status! STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!! Begin...... What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you own an
New To Fubar
Can U B Truthful?
not to be used as a turn on! must be truthful...) you will get a quick response and ponit status! STRICKLY CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!! Begin...... What is your pubic hair style? How many sexual partners have you had? Have you ever given someone oral sex? Have you ever received oral sex? Have you ever had anal sex? What is your favorite sexual position? How often do you masturbate? Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Have you ever had sex with someone of the same sex? Have you ever taken or been in nude photos? Have you ever been in a pornographic video? Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Have you ever watched porn? Have you ever watch porn on your pc? Have you ever masterbated to porn on your pc? Have you ever been to a nude beach or a nudist area? Have you ever watched or been watched having sex? Have you ever had an orgasm? Have you ever had phone sex? Do you
I Wish I Could Make Up With My Mother
My mother and I have been fighting for a very long time now for reasons I'm not going to put on here and I've been comtemplating for awhile now whether or not I should be the bigger person and try to make up. Then today I was out with my Aunt and cousin shopping when my Grandmother calls my aunt's cell phone and tells her that my mom has been very sick and she had passed out and fell down the stairs. Apparently my crackhead aunt who lives there too had PICKED HER UP which you're never supposed to do and she and her boyfriend/dealer took her to the hospital. My grandma told us that when the doctors got her conscious she started throwing up and when they asked her all the normal questions like what her name was etc she couldn't remember who she was or what had happened. They have her in a neck brace now and are taking her through all of these tests and that's as much as I've been told so far. It took something like this to punch me in the face and wake me up to the fact that I really nee
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How Do We Become Friends After Heart Break
I just don't know where to start 1. i have confessed my pass wrong 2. i have allow whatever because of my pass sins 3. tried to talk 4. i've cried until i thought my heart would stop which felt like a good wayout 5. i think i felt everything i ever put her thought 10 folds 6 i'm even acting like she did help i'm in prayer for my spirit now I have found out the hard way that a real man does cry and as a result of that i found these things. 1. crying releases the pain & sorrow 2 a peace is found 3. loness is place of safty 4. wounds r heal by GOD all mighty what i want to know is what you found out / discovered thru your tears *spelling not good bare with me
Midgets
Love.....hurts
"Grandma" God saw she was getting tired A cure was not to be So he put his arms around her And whispered come with me with tearful eyes i watched her suffer and saw her fade away. although i loved her dearly I could not make her stay a golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands went to rest god broke my heart to prove to me he only takes the best a million times i think of u a million times ive cried if love alone couldve saved u you never wouldve died in life ive loved u dearly in death i love u still in my heart you had a special place no one could ever fill it broke my heart to lose you but u didnt go alone for most of me went with you when god called you home! What am i supposed to say?What am i supposed to do? Ive already done and said what i could.I sit here..my heart breaking into a million tiny pieces every minute you wont talk to me..everytime you wont touch me..everytime you wont kiss
The Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
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My Midget
First Auction Bully
I AM HOSTING MY 1ST WILDLY PURRRFECT JUNGLE AUCTION And With Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz Help, We Worked Long And Hard To Make Sure This Untamable Auction Is Alot Of Roaring Fun! THE FOLLOWING RUL
Drusylla's Boring Life. Get Used To It.
...place this is. Seriously. It's like a darker, drunken version of MySpace. I guess it'll give me something else to do!
I Actually Like This Site.
Just wanted to say I actually like this site. I do have to get used to it though. It's hard on the eyes and there seems to be a lot of shit to it. Check out for more interesting blogs though. I woke up thinking everything that happened last night was a dream but it wasn’t. I saw the proof on the floor, all those spent rubbers. Damn, there were a lot of them. One, two, three… I’m picking them up from my messy room. Well it wasn’t messy before we got here but now it’s a wreck; a wreck full of memories. I have to call Crazy. Where’s my cell phone. I just know this girl didn’t steal my … oh there it is. I hate when Crazy just lets her phone ring, I know she’s looking at it teasing me. “Hee-e-e-e—lll-l-ll-oooo, X, call me back I’m having sex.” “Why do you always pick up the phone when you’re having sex?” “Because I like everyone calling to know that I’m having sex.” “Hello, Hello?” She already hung up. I called back; knowing she would pick up again. “You like listening to me
Get Crunked
IF U CANT HANG WITH THE BIG DOGS STAY OFF THE PORCH
Midget
Irritated
OK SO I DON'T NORMALLY VENT. IMMA KIND OF KEEP TO MYSELF PERSON .. JUST GOES HAPPILY ALONG POSTING MY CAT COMMENTS N RATING PPL ETC ETC YADA YADA.. BUT FUK ME IF IT DUN IRRITATE ME WHEN PPL .. WHO ARE ON UR FRIENDS LIST. NOTE I DUN GOT THOUSANDS OF FRIENDS IMMA PICKY BITCH !!!!!!!!TAKE MY FUKKIN ARTWORK , CLAIN AS THEIR OWN N FUK ME ALTER IT TO MAKE TATTO'S YANNO FER FUKS SAKE JUST ASK I WOULD PROBABLY SAY YES ... BUT ALL MY PICS ARE RIP BLOCKED SO WHAT DO SOME DONKEY NUTS DO RIGHT CLICK N FUKKIN COPY , YANNO COME TO ME ASK .. I WILL SAY YES OR NO .. IN ANY OTHER FORM OF THIS WORLD IF U TAKE WIFFOUT ASKING ITS FUKKIN THEIFING, sorry im jus way beyond pissed Sarah
Pet Peeves
Toilet Paper. I don't care if its top over bottom or pulled from the bottom but for crying out loud if the roll is empty REPLACE IT! The Phone! When people call me at work and ask "where are you"? or call and say "Can you hold on a minute?" Midgets are plucking my last nerve. They are self promoting and yet being allowed as comments? WTH?
My Midget
My Lady Starry!! *shakes Head*..xoxo
Cutiest Baby
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Lyrics
I know I'll miss her later Wish I could bend my love to hate her Wish I could be her creator To twist her arms now She stares up at the stars when The stars fell from her hair then I bent down to collect them And then she was gone Oh, I sleep just to dream her I beg the night just to see her That my only love should be her Just to lie in her arms Oh, I came there to find out Find out she'd made up her mind, oh My arms are all tied up To me she was blind This space between us Where wingless dreams fall earless Will you not bear me witness With your back to me now It seemed so unnerving Still somehow deserving That she could hold my heart so tightly And still not see me here, oh Oh, I sleep just to dream her Beg the night just to see her That my only love should be her Just to lie in her arms I know I'll miss her later Wish I could bend my love to hate her Wish I could be her creator To be the light in her eyes I don't know why You want to
My Kids
i figured i would write a mumm askin wat i should do be single or look for somone an i gottin some hatefull shit from everyone im not doin this for me im doin this for them they deserve a dad like everyone else an i think them not havin a father figure in there life is makin them think they are more powerful then me i mean my daughter hates that there isnt a male figure in her life for her an they both feel like there the reason they dont have a dad an its not .there dads made the choice to have there own life wit noone in it includin the kids they left them hangin wit me an they hate it i know i tried my damn hardest to make them happy with jus me but thats not good enough for them an they show that to me everyday i know that im lonely but there lonely jus as well an my friends are never there for me an its hard to go out anywere when i have noone to watch the kids i barely make any money for anythin but im tryin my hardest an people dont understand that
Bodywax
Funny Lawyer Stuff
A book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? __________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY:
My Hair
I have had a love/hate relationship with my hair since I became a teenager. (I think all girls do) Some days it does so wonderful. No fly aways, straightens perfect, ahh the joys of a good hair day. Other days I would wanna shave my head. You couldn't even put a hat on or pull it in a ponytail that looked worth a fuck. Then as I got older, I learned little tricks to aid in my good hair days and fell in love with my hair. It's my pride, well besides my tits. Recently though I have been losing my hair. I'm not talking one or two strands either, I'm talking clumps. When I take a shower I have to keep removing hair from the drain so the tub wont fill up. =[ I can tell how thin it is getting in pictures, when I brush it and when I pull it up. It makes me cry =[
If U Add Me
dont add me if u are just a number on my friends list ill delete u. i add people to talk to them and get to know them better.
Flustration
okay I get the idea behind the security thing but what is the use of trying to see who a person is if you can't get in to look? They checked you out first, why can't I do the same back???? major flustration!!!! The job I work in in changing everything around. Some of it is good some is bad. Being a cashier, the customers always think we know where everything is. I'm sorry but I work in the front not the remodeling team. How is it I know what is where when it moves just about everyday?!!!
Insanity In My Brain!
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees & open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to
Mistress Tigerdove Bottom B*tch Pussycat Playmates
Hello everyone and welcome to the homepage of the Pussycat Playmates, home to the hottest men and women on Fubar. I am Mistress TigerDove, I am single, have brown eyes, 5'2" tall; sensual, sexy and sassy. My Grandaddy used to tell me big things come in small packages. He was right ;p) I love Mint N Chip Ice Cream and strawberry cheesecake; I also like Tri Tip as well as steak and potatoes. My favorite vegetable is green beans. An ice cold beer is always tasty to the lips as well as a good bootlegger. My favorite color is blue. I am a Southern Belle mixed with Cherokee pride. I am a spice of life and love to have fun. However; dont get on my bad side, ya won't like it. ;p) I love fast cars, fast motorcycles, and hot lookin men. I love to dance, sing and swim, play all kinds of sports, flirt and like to use my mind. I am an educated woman and enjoy the company of those who are intelligent and can hold a conversation. I love to cook and spend time with family and fr
Work
So money's tight for a bit and I'm bustin my ass workin to maintain my quality of life that I enjoy so. You know the stuff- cable, pedicures, movies, internet, other various forms of indulgence for entertainment purposes. The basics. Sooooooo, I've got a new job. I'm now working full-time at a daycare. It's amazing! I get to play with the kids all day, make em laugh- teach em how to talk, walk, potty......well...and I clean ALOT of diapers too! LOL It doesn't bother me though- I mean, it stinks- YUCK- but DOING it doesn't bother me ONE BIT!! I love to do it! To take care of the kids- I like them depending on me, it's neat. It seems a job like this will help tame that beast of a ticking-bomb....that STRONG desire to reproduce- when I can't. A fluke of nature or just some cruel joke, I don't know. Either way, I'm less than par. An underdog, a misfit, a fuck-up- I'm barren. This is a good as it gets boys and girls...until i'm 35 and adopt a daughter! ;) But for now, I'm
Living With Bipolar Disorder
My Stashes
Amber Alert! Endangered Missing: MUSIC VIDEO STASHES (VA) MUSIC VIDEO STASHES, Age Now: 3months, Missing: 06/26/2008. Missing From FUBAR, CA. ANYONE HAVING INFORMATION SHOULD CONTACT: ANY Police Department. issued: Tuesday, July 11 @ 05:58am for more info, click here! Usher - Love In The Club Make Love In This Club - Usher Gotta do it for the ladies And I gotta keep it hood Where we at Polo (Ay) I see you Ryan What you do was right But we just gettin started Yeaa Man.. Usher You see you searching for somebody That'll take you out and do you right Well come here baby and let daddy show you what it feel like You know all you gotta do is tell me what you sippin' on And I promise that I’m gonna keep it comin’ all night long Lookin’ in your eyes while you walk the other side And I think that shorty I’ve got a thing for you Doin’ it on purpose winding and workin’ it I can tell by the way you lookin’ at me girl I wanna make love in this club (in this cl
Hey All
just want evryone to know that i am new at this and still trying to figure it out. going to post some new pics today. got put trany in truck fist so i will be gone a couple of hours. if you view them please rate them. have a great day!
Whatev.
So, I got such odd looks from starbucks employees. I woke up, threw on jeans, kept the wifebeater I was wearing last night on, threw on my pink ribcage jacket, didnt do annnyyything with my hair [I put it in a ponytail before I went to bed], threw on shoes and big sunglasses and went to starbucks. I ordered a triple shot vente mocha They told me that the mocha already has 2 shots I said I know They stared at me the wholeee way out. I dont get why... Maybe I looked like a hooker or something? Pfft I totally see no problem with being a tough bitch and loving the movie thumbelina haha. Its not my fault that its only the best movie in the whole entire world
Odds & Ends
I thought it time to put a few of my election thoughts down. 1. I'm proud that our country has actually been able to elect a black President. Maybe we have actually made some substantial progress in the past 40 years. 2. I am proud that we had a serious candidate for Vice President who also happened to be a woman. I hope next time less is made about clothing and family role and on substantive issues. This applies both to the Sarah Palin AND Hillary Clinton treatment of this year. 3. I'm concerned about the socialist leanings of our president-elect and hope his views moderate. I believe that people should be able to work to get ahead and decide how they spend their own money. 4. I want to see both parties start to work for us, not just their own team/party. 5. I hope the Democrats stop blaming everything on Bush and that the Republicans don't start blaming all on Obama. There is plenty of blame and credit to go around, just get the job done! 6. I hope that peopl
Bling Givaway Help
My Son
My Son
Just wanted to update everyone on what we found out at KU Med Center today with Denten. After many years and my child being almost 12 years old we fianlly found out he does have Autism. He has a mild form of it and needs a little help but with some help we should be able to help him live a close to normal life. I have felt for many years he had something wrong and had a CAT Scan and MRI done back when he was 7 but was told he had Neuronal Migration Disorder which is when the cells of the brain didn't develope to the right places. We were given little information about it and thought we could do nothing for him. But the older he got I just knew there was alot more wrong with him and searched for someplace to look at him. So finally after years I got him in KU and found out a mother does know her child best. Now my goal is to get him the needed help so he will be able to have a normal life like I want him to have.
Posting One Of My Published Poems
One boy and one girl sent from above filled with love two angels yet to capture your love... Many trials many fears many years many tears brought you here.... Moments uncertain moments of fear moments of pleasure moments of joy all relived... One boy and one girl special from the start two angels waiting with blessings to impart! 02/01/08 @ 0345 by TAP was written for my current clients' parents on their twins 1st birthday......the girl doesn't require nursing care but the boy does. laptops in shop and desktop not allowing..if desire to chat give shout and will let you know how to
My Midget
The New Conspiracy
Dear Friends, The success of my new book Purple State is astonishing. It is already outselling four of my other books. To continue reaching out to readers I will be doing a booksigning at the following location: Maria's Cards & Gifts 1 Center St Downtown Middleboro, Ma. 02346 Sept 20th 11am to 1pm If you can't make it, you don't have to wait. There are autogrpahed copies of Purple State available at Maria's right now! Enjoy, Alex Hutchinson Special Announcement by Alex Hutchinson Purple State is now available! July 8, 2008 The Waiting is Over! My new book Purple State is now available! It won't be in bookstores until September but you can get a copy online right now! Added here is a sneak preview of the plot and a link to my website. Do you want to know... * Why gas prices are so high? * Why we were attacked on 9/11? * Why we invaded the wrong country? These were not accidents. The plot that you have been waiting for has finally been put toge
Speed Limit
What is the speed limit for sex? (see answer below) It's 68, because at 69, you flip over and eat it. he he he
Why
Why do people insist on fucking the MUMMs up with sdtupidity.........I am really getting sick of the assinine individuals who insist on making my time in here not fun anymore......... Boobies and/or ass pics welcomed from the ladies...............LOL
Everyone
A blog entry has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This entry was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can create a NSFW private blog or mark your entries as NSFW. You can create a NSFW private blog and manage your blogs entries by clicking the blogs link. This blog entry removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. --------- cunt!!! I've been making an effort to be nice to people(even in the mumms).  I've done a lot of thinking about myself.  I used to be a really nice person.  Somewhere along the way I began to hate people and started to treat them like shit.  I'm trying to change my ways.  I'm tired of being pissed off all of the time.  Can anyone tell?
New Avon Rep.!!
I just started my own avon business and I am posting my new webpage on here so people can go look and if they want to they can order to. www.youravon.com/mkerkau Any sale I can get right now would help out alot.
The Soldier
Soldiers are volunteers, but you burn the flag so they can come home. They fight for your freedom. you fight your local government to slander his name. You call him a murderer. Hes the local boy who calls his father crying because he had to take the life of an iraqi who killed the boys best friend. Soldiers are heros. who wish every day of their life that the war will end and they can come home. but they never wish for a moment to leave the people of Iraq or Afghanistan to the oppression or murder that they faced before. Support your troops. They hold up your liberty with the sweat on their brow and the weight on their back. Respect your flag. Pledge your allegience. and take of your hat to the national anthem. It means something to a soldier
Midget
Me
Basement
COME JOIN US!!! COME JOIN THE BASEMENT Are You Ready For METAL MUSIC! Lets Hope So Get You A$$ In The Basement For The Best Music & The Best People !!! (repost of original by '۞£¥dîåψŞÊŴĊψ~Måñãgèr@Thê Bāšêmént' on '2008-07-10 08:50:29')
Issues
I want to let everyone know that i have been going through personal stuff lately and this is why you haven't seen me online. My computer has been giving me some trouble lately that it will shut off all by itself and and you can turn it on for 2 hrs after ( thermal event it keeps saying ) Also my daughter had broke her arm last tuesday and her father didn't take her the hospital to get xrays he waited 3 days then drop her off to me for my visit with her and i took her. Also having to deal with fighting him court to get her back into my custody its a long process and the stress is getting to me so much that i just choose not be online,can't sleep or eat. I want to say sorry to all the shadow levelers that i cant be there to help out. Please give me some time to get over this little bump in life and i will be back in full force. If you see me online in the next few days its my sister dropping my 11's, for now i'm just taking a wee break. I want to thank everyone for being so underst
A Tribute To My Mother
As many of you know I recently lost my mother. This song and words are very special to me and it was like I was talking to my mother myself. Song by Il Divo. THIS IS FOR YOU MOM WITH ALL MY LOVE Mama, thank you for who I am Thank you for all the things I'm not Forgive me for the words unsaid For the times I forgot Mama remember all my life You showed me love, you sacrificed Think of those young and early days How I've changed along the way [along the way] And I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, yeah I miss you Mama forgive the times you cried Forgive me for not making right All of the storms I may have caused And I've been wrong, Dry your eyes [dry your eyes] Cause I know you believed And I know you had dreams And I'm sorry it took all this time to see That I am where I am because of your truth And I miss you, I miss y
Funny Joke
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home." One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late. "Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks. "I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
Satire
I was depressed last night, so I called suicide helpline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal! They asked me if I could drive a truck? this is funny! unless it has to be explained to YOU!!!!
Quotes
"The greatness of a nation can be judges by the way its ANIMALS are treated." MAHATMA GANDHI The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself. Publilius Syrus Women who follow the rules rarely make history. ~unknown~
My Minni Widget..lol
Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have 4 brothers and no sisters 2. I have had more surgeries than I am years old( im 25 I have had 32 surgeries in my life.) 3. There are very very few people in this world i trust. Maybe 5 all togehter 4.I have 7 tattoos and at one time i have 13 peircings and only 4 were in my ears. 5.I love children more than life and will never have the oppurtunity to have any of my won. 6. I have been ski diving, white water rafting. 7. I love visual movies with lots of F/X's. 8. I have 3 of the most amazingly beautiful godchildren ever! 9. I never graduated high school. 10. I am deathly allergic to bananas and phenergan. 11.Whe
To Not Have You Around
From the day you were born to this very day we have this special bond. An unconditional love we share. From smiles and giggles to laughter and fights as time went on. Still we had that 1 thing we both cherrish. Never apart for any length of time, I have to say, since that early morning rise, the solomn drive into town, I knew it would be tough on both of us. Still I stayed strong, fighting back the tears that wanted to fall upon my cheek. To see you there in formation line beings you were the 3rd one there, it was the pride and joy that held my heart from crumbling away. The sound of silence is deafening to my ears. Every door that opens n closes my brain still thinking it's you comming in and running back out. Dreams of you so vivid and clear I wake up thinking was it just a dream or is it real. A quick run down the hall only to have reality set in as I walk to your bedroom door and see an empty made up bed. Doing what I can to keep you close to me, I lay upon that
Who Will Cry?
WHO WILL CRY? If tonight I die, Who will cry? Strangers with their feigned interest, While those I love have turned away. And if my best isn't good enough, What more can I give? Go ahead--walk away. Just leave me here alone. And if tonight I die, Who will cry? All my strength is drained, With nothing left to give. Drowning in the depths of sorrow, No tears left to cry. A silent voice and distant eyes That no one hears or sees. And if tonight I die, Who will cry?
When I Am Hurting
WHEN I'M HURTING It's easier for you to walk away, than it is for you to reach out to me. It's easier for you to look away, than it is for you to see the depth of my despair. It's easier for you to look through me, than it is for you to see "me." It's easier for you to distance yourself, than it is for you to really care. It's easier for you to hear, than it is for you to listen. It's easier for you to judge, than it is for you to understand. It's easier for you to label, than it is to get acquainted. It's easier for you to bask in your joy, than it is for you to feel my pain. It's easier for you to bewilder at my mysteries, than it is for you to probe deeply into the depths of my soul. It's easier for me to look away, than it is to let you see the feelings betrayed through my eyes. It's easier for me to cry, than it is for me to talk. It's easier for me to walk alone, than it is to risk rejection. It's easier for me to push you away, than it is for me to be held. I

Foggy Daze
Foggy Daze A sweet, calm smile rests on my face, But if you stare into my eyes, Storm clouds billow and churn, Tears glaze like rainy day skies. I haven't seen the sun Since I don't know when, A misty gray shroud Blocks and clouds my vision. My life's been taken over By a sadistic grandfather clock. Time haunts and taunts me, There's no way to keep up. But if you ask me how I've been, Invariably I'll look up and grin; For what more is there to say Besides, "Oh, I'm OK."
Giveaway
please help me bomb this pic
Something A Friend Wrote To Me
Drowning In The River Of Life
There are times when this life gets me down, I feel like my hands and feet are bound, Sinking in the River of Life, starting to drown, Feeling so lost, like I will never be found. The depths are the darkest, no hope in sight, Trying to go on, not giving up the fight, Looking for a reason to go on living, The River of Life is uncaring, unforgiving. Further the cold dark current does carry me, Away from all those that could have saved me, Deeper and deeper the waters carry me down, To the bottom of despair, where no hope is found. I scream as the River of Life suffocates me, Clawing, kicking, trying to fight free, The longer it goes on, the more I weaken, Down, down as the hopelessness deepens. So tired of the struggle, can't go on, Giving up as the River of Life flows on, Carried away from all life's endeavors, As Death carries me away forever. DQA
Put Too A Challenge
I am in my first auction, There is also a bling give away for most rates...with over 200 shadow levelers, just a rate would be awesome....I appreciate it and if ya wanna bid on me, thats cool, if not I REALLY appreciate the rates......Lots-a -Hugzzzzz....Cynde Note from me Booboo.. I have been put too a challenge that she cant win this. But I know better I have the best family and friends on Fubar. Shes down by 60 rates and there is still 4 days left so its and anything goes rate contest. Help us both win bling and rate her please and thank you for helping
Passion
You know that look in her eyes, The look that brings you alive, The look that stirs the depths of your soul, The look that makes you ever so bold. The look that leads you to a caress, Sending shivers up your spine no less, The touch of her lips set you on fire, Burning you up with such a desire. Pulling her close your body responds, Hating the clothes that you have on, Popping a button in all your haste, Hating the time you have to waste. Quickly now you fall on the bed, Only thoughts of her fill your head, Each of you knows where this Passion will lead, Neither satisfied 'til you fulfill all your needs. Harder and faster the Passion does drive, Letting you know that you are alive, Closer and closer you draw to the end, But neither really wanting this to end. Together you both explode in the night, Feeling that the whole world is now right, Collapsing together, both of you spent, Happy with how well this night has went. And there you lay in each othe
Friends
I am writing this to tell you all that with my contest up and running, and the bar tab just flying by, I will probably miss some of the rates you leave me. I am not doing this intentionally, it's just that there are so many people comment bombing, it is next to impossible to keep up. Sooooooooo, if you have rated any of my things, and I have missed you, PLEASE let me know so I can return the "love" you left me. Hopefully, the contest will end in a week or so and things will get back to some normalcy. Thank you and I hope you understand!
Its Too Damn Early, You Will Totally Get Something Random
Court Date
After living what I felt was a 'decent' life, my time on earth came to the end. The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table. As I looked around I saw the 'prosecutor.' He was a villainous looking gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil person I have ever seen. I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and gentle looking man whose appearance seemed so familiar to me, I felt I knew Him. The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I couldn't take my eyes off of Him. As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, 'Let us begin.' The prosecutor rose and said, 'My name is Satan and I am here to show you why this woman belongs in hell.' He proceeded t
Please Help Me Win Contest
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Fubar Observations
Firstly let me welcome you, Welcome :D Secondly if you believe spamming for personal gain on fu is wrong and that internet prostitution is also wrong please, read on, if not, dissapear :) Those were not the two things, these are. Yesterday I went to visit a page of a Fu-friend, who has since become a not friend by her choice. I somewhat regularly go there to her page to see her as she is attractive. Yes I know, how lame, but lets be honest thats why we come here, to make new friends and see pics whether naughty or not, dont deny it. However every time I go to this page I find myself enraged that she chooses not only to lock her NSFW, that doesnt bother me I do the same, but she proudly puts in the folder description that you will have to pay to see these. So simply put, if one wants to see naked, sexually explicit pictures of this woman one has to pay. I believe in the real world this is called prostitution. Now when I called the girl out on this, as most ignorant people do
Pheelings!
ive never had a simple life when it comes to emotions, im to sensitive, to busy thinking about how other people feel and putting my self last. this explains why woman treat me the way they do. this will never end until i stop being so selfless im so far on the extreme side of selfless that its unhealthy! so i vow from now on to become a total selfish pr!ck. that way when im nice it will seem incredible and deep and profound, instead of just "how i am"
Meet My Fu-owner
I would all like you to meet my new Fu-Owner Brian He is an awesome guy. Click on his picture above and Check out his page rate/fan/add him.. you will be glad u did.. He also was a NAVY soldier so make sure you give him some extra love..
Season Of The Man
I admit it, I am addicted to Project Runway. If you've never seen the show, they match up seven gay guys, two moms, two heterosexual "edgy"(mental problems) girls, and two lesbians,and the token heterosexual guy, room them together, and the create "fashion" Take one out of work supermodel (Heidi Klum), various guest judges you've never heard of, and two celebrities per season that you have, and they think they know fashion. Those are the ones that get the queers all a twitter. They have a bunch of episodes, and everyone on there tells you what a piece of shit everyone else is, and why their clothes are the best. They live in tiny condo's, and you occasionally see them eat, but mostly you see them drink. This helps fuel the cattiness. Like they need help. Tim Gunn is the fashion "expert". who seems to wear the same variety of suit week after week. Granted, he's dressed very nattily in his tailored suit, but for being on the cutting edge of fashion, its pretty boring. S
Musings
I got a message from an italian man who clearly didn't speak english. I'm posting it only because I got such a kick out of how awful the translation was. so....I’ll write you something about me… On 20 February 1959 was born in Turin, dad from Napoli ( journalist) and mother from Genova (dressmaker), a child who was given the name of Walter.His parents decided that their coming to Turin should coincide with a substantial change in their lives. They built in that city a chocolate factory! Walter, grew up to 18 years at home with mom, dad, baby-sitting, paternal grandmother at home and cocoa butter! So ..... a movie !!!!!!! Hopping to 27 years, Walter, after various studies imposed by parents (industrial chemical expert), emigrated to Milan starting themselves living out with friends until late, knowing people working and earning all alone .....A waiter in ice cream .. seller of insurance services .. Sales Manager ... .. university student worker in London! Cultural anthropology d
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My Midget
Please Rate My Pic
Come get me ;p lol need rates too luv Zoeyy xxx I need your rate to win fubucks and a bling pack lol help a girl out :-D you can bid for me to if you like here is the link luv Zoeyy
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My Face
take a seat on my face and you'll know you in the right place just leave a little space for me to breath I still need to be able to reach while I suck on that beautiful peach as I stick one finger in I feel the juice start to run out yes baby feel free to shout call my name like we playing a game it's no shame in what we doing the sexual tension is brewing you tell me to put it in but I am not done getting your sweet nectar just relax and enjoy the moment as I slurp and smell that beautiful low scent it taste so good I wish you would try and get up I am so hard I start to get the hiccups you reach around and grab my stick as I slowly continue to lick your flow of juices start to drip good to the last drop as I drink not a drop is wasted as my face starts to get pasted you start to moan and groan and then I know its time for you to sit on this dick you ride me like a pro and I hold your hips real tight
I Got Tagged And Someone Forgot To Tell Me!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I think acting gay is funny. 2. Fake people piss me off(,,l,,) 3. 20 bucks says I'm a bigger dork than you... 4. I dated a porn star (go me!) 5. I love to sing, but I suck at it! 6. I have a tattoo. 7. I love to cook. 8. I have a huge fear of nothing?!? 9. I don't wanna grow up. 10. I can fix anything. 11. I absolutely adore my two children. 12. I like fubar waaaay too much! 13. My favorite movie's are Some Kind of Wonderful and The Matrix 14. My weakness is... that I care too much. 15. I think outside of the box, but I love to lick it!!! I tag: Brit Shorty Beautiful UFCGirl Breezey
Just Some Poems I Wrote Yes I Wrote Them :p
Fury blinds me; Fury guides me; Fury hides what I feel inside. Fury gives me strength to hurry and hide. Fury encases me,encloses me,protects me. Fury is my friend; Fury is my enemy; Fury is my life,my death. Fury is all I have left.... Thank you again fury for ur help and for ur insperational name :P Always we will love each other but never will it be fully realized or explored in my dreams I hope in my hope I pray that one day you and I will play beneath the moonlight in the wave of eternity and our love will be known. Poem By Phoenix7113 My heart burns,my soul yearns, my mind turns; Is this love I feel? So afraid to open my eyes; To afraid to see what some one might steal from Me, what I feel deep inside. My heart burns with this feeling I'm to afraid to see. I feel it in my soul, it burns in my mind, so afraid that it will be stolen from deep inside. Do I open my eyes? Will you be there? Or will you only be imaginary?. Phoenix special t
My Midget
Fublings
Hi I am in a giveaway for a 6 month vip and 70 fublings. I would appreciate any help I can get. Just click on the picture link and give me as many comments you can. Thank you Linda Hi,I am in a fubling giveaway. All help will be appreciated. Click on my picture at the bottom of this page and leave all the comments you can. Thank you very much....Linda
Im Missing My Brother Tonight
Funnies
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Befor
Another Romantic
The whole world is just One romantic dramatic comedy Horror after another Each person That hopeless romantic Triumphant lowlife, scoundrel, Angel, model That we see every day Every kiss is love Every loss the worst Things start to loose their meanings In this same old romance Comediatric dramatic horror series With way to many seasons Once a hit Now watched Out of pity Waiting for another character To get killed off So they can return To their own romantic Comedy drama horror life cliché Hoping one day The movies won’t be able to say enough To call it a romantic Comedy horror drama Of a life
Caza
Well it is the school holidays here in australia. The kids are driving me crazy like as always. I did take them out for a little while on tuesday but that was crazy as well. Even though they drove me crazy they were good as they could be for the time that we were out for the day. At least they are better then some kids that I have seen who just scream a shopping mall down because they cant get what they want from their parents.
Theres A Place
THERE'S A PLACE There's a place where I like to stay there's a place not too far away there's a place where I like to unwind there's a place in my mind There's a place that you cant see there's a place that's just for me there's a place that's sweet and kind there's a place in my mind There's a place where memories go I can get there fast or get there slow there's a place that knows no time there's a place in my mind There's a place where I can hide in plan site throughout life's ride there's a place that no one can find there's a place in my mind There's a place where I can be free there's a place where anything can be there's a place where you'll always care there's a place and you'll always be there There's a place that knows no gloom there's a place that knows no doom there's a place that knows no crime there's a place in my mind There's a place with no sky and no ground there's a place where I can always be found there's a place where
A Little Thing Called Magic
There is a sigh of words drained from the bitterness of your mouth warning me again of the magic that is stored this magic tricking me, scratching at my heart making it open to the simple words of praise and fortune opening to absorb these simple words so greatly this magic shows how much one love can hurt how much one life cannot heal and how much magic cannot survive in a world that cannot believe this magic was shown in the worst kind of statue performing so slowly, so stiffly its as if so forgotten so misunderstood to the one who cannot feel its presence its lies showing simple words that defeat the purpose of its innocence shattering the true beauty of the statements my imagination playing as if so played out and so perfected knowing with all certainty that this love cannot be real but still lying to one self to prove that it once was such magic able to lift, to fly, to shadow the main truth of lost love aside to pursue the greatness of a thing we call love to hi
New To The Joint
ok just got started trying to figure it all out cut me a break and slow the hell down
So Not Just Another Day
umm it's kinda late..making a bully all gq and stuff tomorrow when i'm fully awake..lol but like to announce. it's paul's bday.. yay.. so glad God gave us such an awesome great sweet guy.. go show him fu love.. if you don't know him u should.. he's so real and an awesome person. eh words can't even describe. ♥ ya Paul.. your the bestest friend any person can have. *hugs* ~dina rocks Pâµ|@ fubar
Waste Of Time
I'm writing this while wondering why you're reading it...with so many blogs on the web I can only imagine that if you are reading this then you must not have much of a life....well If that's the case I'm sorry...the fact I'm typing this to let you know you have no life demonstrates the lack of life I actually have...haha. Anyway. Hi and thanks for reading this...I have nothing truely interesting to say, at least nothing interesting to anyone other than me. So now that i've entertained myself with something interesting to only me and determining that you have no life 'cause you're reading this......I'll let you go. Peace
Words Of Wisdom
Story of a stupid Rooster There was a story once told about a rooster who tought he had it all...he walked around the chicken coop like he was cock of the walk.....the farmer liked the rooster, but the rooster didn't listen to him when he told him what to do....this went on for about 18 months. The farmer kept buying him feed and feeding him each day. He even spent lots of money and built the rooster a house. but the rooster didn't respect the farmer and continued to act like he was the end all of roosters. The farmer reminded the rooster that he had helped him become the cock of the walk by making his feathers look good and telling all the other farmers about him and how great he was. But all the rooster did was strut around saying "look at me I'm a fabulous rooster" But the farmer started getting tired of not being listened to and not being respected. So one day the farmer walked out to the chicken coop and the rooster strutted around him to let everyone know that he was a special
Sweet Angel
Hollywood Plastic Peeps
Hollywood is a place i would compare to junior highschool. everyone in JHS spends most of their time trying to determine where on the chain of popularity they fit into. same in hollywood...what kind of car do you drive, what do you do, who do you know, how can you help me become the next gwen stefani or carmen diaz....it's actually pretty sad, pathetic and a fucking joke...these people in the entertainment industry out here are liike spooge on the balls of the world...they may be on a high rung on the ladder of the Biz here, but come on dorks...you're spineless puss fucks. these people are more insecure than a 450lb freshman cheerleader. and best of all..everyone out here will kiss your ass until they determine whether or not you're "above" them on the pecking order and path to their grammy, oscar. or "imafukenluser" award. These thoughts come from me not out of bitterness towards my own career...I have my name on 35 million records and have worked on multiple grammy award winning albu
A Pray Before Sleeping
A Pray Before Sleeping Now I lay me down to sleep I pray for a woman who'll love me deep With sparkling eyes and silky hair who knows my faults and doesn't care who will watch my movies and put on a smile who will take my word with out a trial the kind of girl who's wild but sweet who's heart and mind can never be beat who knows what she wants and how to ask no games, no lies, or truth covering masks who loves to have fun and isn't a tease and a single red rose puts her mind at ease who can look into my eyes and know that it's true when I hold her tight and say I love you who can touch my face and know how I feel who doesn't take bull and gives it to me real Who can stand up tall on her own two feet but can still dance with me in the middle of the street Who will cry on my shoulder when she is pain But I can wash it all away with a kiss in the rain who lets me watch sports and loves to watch too who just wants me not expecting I do A girl
A Special Star
Fake Ass Family
Fake Ass Family
I'm so tired of these fake ass people... Daring to call themselves fucking family... Telling you one minute how they can't believe this person or that did you wrong and then doing the same thing to you... Fuck you for thinking that would be okay... You know who you are... And fuck you for taking advantage when someone tried to help you out... And for all your motherfucking disrespect.... You can both take your gutless, spineless, mother-fuckin POSER selves and go fucking suck a dick Whatever... neither of you are worth any more of my time than what I've already wasted on you... So much for family huh... Ya sure did burn your bridges good boys... Oh and By the way... ANYONE WHO STILL HAS THINGS IN OUR HOME WHO DOES NOT COME RETRIEVE THEM BY SATURDAY, JULY 12TH WILL FIND THEM IN THE PARKING LOT BY THE DUMPSTER... So you guys may want to come talk to us about picking up anything you may have here...
Basic Me
so ive been trying to figure this whole site out and addin things to it but basic my i think rocks ass lol jk but everyone get at me let me know what ya think and what i can do to make it better and ill pretty much fix it lol thanks for the advice
Randomness
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental
20k Contest
Surgery/hospital
sorry to tell everyone this but ash has passed away this morning u all know she was in the hostipal for a long time well she doing good so she was moved into a hospice to finish healing well she got the flu real bad n she couldnt fight it off but if u have any questions ask n i will try to answer them as i can this is sammie so lets please have a moment for her   Ashley's funeral will be Monday, Oct 26 at 1:30 pm - George Boom Funeral Home. There will be visitation on Sunday from 1 pm to 8 pm, with family present from 6 to 8 pm. Her obit will be posted later today @ georgeboom.com and will be in the Satu...rday Argus Leader (originally posted by a family member of Ashleys on one of her facebook pages) I say we all keep an eye out for her obit on georgeboom.com and when it comes up they usually have a guest book that you can sign online and write something, I say we all make an effort to show our support to Ashley and her family Well, the hott and cold flashes have offically stopped
Jokes
A guy and girl were fucking and when they were finished, she started stroking his cock. He said " Oh, do you want some more? " She replied No, I'm just admiring it, I used to have one." My friend John sent it to my phone I thought it was funny
Gone To Where I Belong
Ozzy OsbourneMama I'm Coming Home Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Mama I'm Coming Home ( Ozzy Osbourne ) Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times gone by seem to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned aroound By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, you told me lies But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong Hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before the fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and foun
Daddy I Wish You Would Be Here....
60 Mph
Sights blurred past my window Like kaleidoscope mirages. Yet, each of them were vivid Marking an unforgettable place; piquing me. Red and purple wildflowers, Horses, deer, cornstalks and cows. Things I would have loved to savor Had I only a bit more time. Miles and hours later, I joined Him. Smiling, and relieved, as he folded me into that familiar hug. I wonder if He knew I would have driven one thousand miles more To enjoy His needed reception. Laughter sprinkled onto “nobody but you” talks, like seasoned flavor. Secret comfort-zones, toying with feelings and photographs, Things I would have loved to last longer Had He only a bit more time. Desire, at sixty miles per hour, Leaves its mark, regardless to timing, And, will call upon me in the coming nights Perhaps, revealing why I submit, so readily. Reality, at sixty miles per hour, Leaves its wound, after the nap… With controlled words, He sends me
Hannie's Fubar Notes
I'm on house quarantine. Yes, it sucks, but I have shingles, and it's only getting worse. I itch really bad, and it's spreading all over my body. Ideas and suggestions to calm down the itchies? Please share, pretty please. This is driving me nuts. Thanks lots in advance. Also, if you have a myyearbook account, I have a tattoo battle going on and would appreciate your vote. :) I think that's about it for now, itchies, go go away. Another social networking site where I can write if I'm bored and waiting for cool people to talk to. So far, it's been tres cool talking to people close to me and such. Even with a major sunburn that hurts super bad and upset tummy, I'm still up for the count. Today I took a total break from everything and just pretty much lied in bed. I thin k I did entirely too much in the last couple days. It's funny because I walked into this house project (cleaning out and sorta renovating parents house with the clear idea of a timetable and what I wanted t
This Soo Awsome . I Love It .
I love it here. and all the love you guys have shown me . thank you soo much Nichole
Hmmmm
He runs his tongue along my throat As if he could slice it at any moment Soft and gentle, hard as steel I ponder his intentions. He weaves his fingers through my hair My locks attempting to tie him down Pulled in ever closer My skin melts into his. Where his mind is I cannot see While mine is on his heart The goal to attain grand approval Yet he piques my curiosity. The solidity of his frame Envelopes my soft curves Like a heart-shaped box Lined with a rare satin. Does he know his own power The presence he has over me? Or oblivious he remains, And my attempts are useless. Nothing feels more perfect Yet something seems wrong In his eyes, something I can't see Will he give in, or am I lost in his existence?
Could It B A Song?
I spied a beautiful man in the lost and found With caramel eyes and a chocolate coated heart He makes me swoon and puts me over the moon Even when it's blue and my bills are overdue I'd swim through the sky near and far to catch him 'Cause he can sing he can dance and even play guitar While he's blindly driving his pretty spaced out car Oh I'm in love with a beautiful man Minus all the glam and the world's pretend He's not a wind-up doll that spins through the air But like colorful daisies he's a little bit crazy Yeah I'm in love with a beautiful man A beautiful man with a chocolate coated heart And caramel eyes that both laugh and cry Surely he's the real deal under the lemon yellow sun 'Cause he stands upside down in the middle of forests Wearing tar baby shorts and a skyscraper hat With fingery hands that stretch up to the moon Nobody needs to tell me how cool he is Or that I'm a lovefool for waiting to be his 'Cause all those people wear fluff under th
Photography
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From The Grave
Listen people, I am very glad to have the add, rates and fans... I am actually grateful. However, I am not going to strip on cam for you, I will prolly decline to even speak when you are professing to be horny and erect and wanting to cum right now. I don't cyber, so I don't see the point. Now, I know you are going to comment on the NSFW pics. They are fairly tame I think and well about as racy as I will get. Have some decorum please, I like polite and chivalrous men. Oh I know you want a verena for Xmas. So, check out the fetish lounge auction and you can have me under your tree. If bids are real money or high enough you can have a naughty salute or even better a NSFW phone call where you can hear my whimpering. A girl has needs too. So, get your pennies together and buy a verena for your very own. *kisses* v Yes, this is the virgin entry and I wished to thank you all for the warm welcome I have received since joining. Now, well this has become an addicti
Sexing
Lick my slit Suck my clit make me squirm til I say quit fuck me hard ride my ass make it good make it last be my boi be my rock make me suck your big black cock pull my hair hurt me good scratch my back I know you would feel me deep fill my hole make me cream your rock hard pole cum with me on my snatch let it roll down my back lay on me I know your tired I want more take me higher One more time one more pound from the beginning sexing my mound
Lipgloss
Our lips meet. Sticky and sweet Taste and savor, Guess the flavor Breakaway gently You'll still have me Lingering on your lips Never let you forget this kiss.
George Carlin
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.
Music 2
Do you hear it Its the pounding of your heart The thump of your foot hitting the pavement Its the rythym Its the song in your head That tune your whistling The jingle on the TV Its the music Its the rap kicking with the subs The rock that show you how to stick it to the man The blues with that soul Its the music What is it Its the music The heartbeat of the world The rythym that brings us together The only universally understood language Its the happiness The sorrow, The guidance, The inspiration Its the music It lives in us all Its the music The power The Life.
Music
The sound of music gives us so much emotions and that plays a melody deep in our heart greatly All the sound on the earth are like music and the music brings love and enjoyment to our life Music expresses universal language of the world and brings people together where ever they live The music is the best gift of God to all of us where its fills our soul with peace and mind with creativity Every music has its own rhythm and it's creates a great sound of music Music in the mountain brings peace in our heart and music in the ocean fills our soul with love When I hear the sound of music then I begin to write a song as a soul of music If you don't love the sound of music then your soul will be unsung Because music can put life in to a dead man
Abortion
Why did you make me die? It's early yet the month is one, though you can't see me, we've just begun. I'm small I don't have the hide, I'm just a small seed inside. Four weeks later, month two, I'm still small, but a part of you. Mommy you'll love me, just wait and see, you'll be so proud of me. Time is passing, the month three, now I'm someone you can see, my hair is black, my eyes are brown. Mommy you'll love to have me around. It's later the month is four, I know I won't grow anymore. Even though it may not be right, mommy just killed me last night. Now I'm gone the month is five, mommy killed me, I'm not alive. Abortions the name they give it, it takes your life before you live it. I wanted to be born, the month is six, its already done, it can't be fixed. Guess mommy didn't love me, she just threw me away. She'll never forget me, I'm in her memory to stay. I've got a new home. The month is seven, mommy killed me, I'm now in Heaven. I was beautiful, but now I'm gone, only my memo
Me
My Owners!!!
PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST GUYS ON FUBAR,GREAT OWNER, GREAT BROTHER , GREAT FRIEND, AND GREAT LOVER WHEN KARSWAY AINT AROUND LOL!!!! CHECK HIS PROFILE OUT, FAN,RATE,ADD AND HELL ILL EVEN GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CRUSH HIS SEXY BUM !!! JETT mfkn SETT ?S.E.W.C? owned by NILLA@ fubar CHECK HER OUT!!! FAN. RATE. ADD. AND CRUSH HER. ? N@UGHTY GURL™ ? ~Owned By PureEvilness~@ fubar
Who Wants To Own Me
hey i seen several people are hosting a auction on thier pages so im gonna do it this way a lil defferent. Place your BIDS ON ME HERE!! The highest will get to own me for a month ill offer all my 11s to your pics owned by you in my name pimp you out on my profile and in my blogs and i will add you to my family all of this for one month if the bid gets high enough i will add some more to this Also i am BI so Men & Women Place your Bids Now Place what you will bid in a comment on this blog ty
Skye's Thoughts And Rants!
They are having a best asset contest for Ozzy tickets and I really like to win so go and vote for me please and thank you. http://www.kegl.com/pages/contests/seatcontest/index.html?dontcacheme=666 Well here I am postin first blog for here lets see how I do for it been a while since I really had a chance to sit down and just write and let it out. Well the one thing that seems to plaque me now is just thinking about things with me, my life, and things involved with me or my life. I try and try so hard to let those around me know about me and my life, so they can understand and also so maybe they can be a part of whatever it is they may be apart of. But then I go ahead and get my head all in a fog and well things were left unsaid or undiscussed and now things are weird and the worst part is I believe that I made some one upset or confused about me and who I am. That not a good thing, even after I tried so hard. To make matters worse certain things go with this and well these things can
One Word...ninja
Hmm...my first blog. I wonder what it will be about. Should I be an intellectual and talk about politics, the environment, genocide, or religion? Should I just use this as a diary and talk about the mundane and/or exciting things that go on in my life? Honestly, I have no idea. Since I'm so indecisive it hurts, I probably will do both. This would probably work better if someone knew anything about me. Anything. I love that feelings that you get in your chest when you know someone is about to say that they love you. Yeah, that's cheesy, I know, but alas...it tis true! I also love that feeling you get when you know you're getting your favorite cake for your birthday. Speaking of cake, I think it would own to open a bakery. Enough about that. I work at Best Buy. It's pretty much the best job ever. I love it. I honestly think I could work there for years, but I hope my life leads me other places. Speaking of other places, I need to transfer schools. I want to be somewhere else..
Auction Again
HEY YALL I AM UP FOR AUCTION AGAIN. THIS TIME IT IS CALLED THIS IS WHAT I AM OFFERING: Rate all photos/stash during HH Link to your profile in about me Owned in name for one month Added to #1 friends for a month Added to #1 family for a month A profile comment a day If a 3 month VIP is offered then they will own me for 3 months. Salute to my new owner Will add more if the price is right... IF YOU WANNA OWN ME FOR VALENTINES THEN CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO START BIDDING. THE BIDDING ENDS ON FEBRUARY 13 @ 9PM FU-TIME.
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Why do husbands and wives fight so much?
Fubar Quiz Results ;)
Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better." Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckled. "Jesus Saves" he said. Heaven When faced wit
Democrats Have No Clue
Why do the democrats keep saying that they are for the little guy when they keep putting us in the poor house? We the people need to independent We need oil from home sources They keep listing to the special interest groups that say we cant afford to pollute the world. Americans have the most advanced technology in the world to make sure that the environment is not harmed. If these groups have any sense they would be out in the real world applying their power to the countries that have no infrastructure for pollution control. That is where they are needed the most. I am so sick of the minorities telling the majority what is good for them. We the people can think for ourselves we know what is right and wrong. Get a clue or we are doomed and their will be nothing for our children but hardship.
Lady Mondagrene
Okay ... so I read in the paper the other day how Websters has added 100 new words to the dictionary ... a lot of them are Harry Potter-related, blah blah blah ... that's fine. BUT ... one of the new "words" is ... mondagrene. Mondagrene is a commonly used phrase for that part of a song that no one can really figure out the lyrics for. It was named after the line in a song that went, "Laid him on the green" but most people sang as "lady mondagrene." I found that to be a truly inspirational and just really cool word.
Stressing Situations
well for the ones that know me.they know that i got married june of last year.well its been an interesting ride lately. i wont go into much on here just in case they see it.well im now looking at divorce and im stressed out and worried how im goin to make ends meet.if anybody has my personal email addys drop me a note and give me some help.i really need some support through this time so.hopefully some can help.ttyl people Kevin

Mmm
Senn's Journey Of My Life
Lord Of Time
To People Without Hepatitis C And Liver Disease
Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease. Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me... Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and my family and friends and most of the time I'd still like to hear you talk about yours too. Please understand the difference between "happy" and "healthy". When you've got the flu you probably feel miserable with it, but I've been sick for years
Crazy Mr Naughty Pants
There was no day 1 were not skipping it just to tried to make 1 so day 1 n 2 are bloged as one. Friend sent me a invite to join this place pretty crazy. zombiegirl sent me a invite to GODS FORSAKEN and tell ya what if you ever get a chance stop by at nite there a kool crazy @$$ crowd to hang with help me thur the nites when im at work better then sitting there bored out of my mind. So other then that i sent some invites out to friends hoping they join and i see you in GODS FORSAKEN lounge to share a few drinks and stories.
~bratt~ Is Blinging Again!!
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾
Who's This Sexy Guy???
Got My Midget Up~~
My Midget!lol!
Lmm
The pen is mightier than the sword. But why does a knife hurt so bad when it goes through the heart? The insecurities are arising again, I am about to start freaking out. WHAT THE FUCK DO ALL THESE WORDS MEAN? Who are you talking about? Did i miss something somewhere? I feel like i'm on an acid trip that's going south every time i "take a peek" I am annoyed. I am confused and frustrated I am clueless to the fact that i"m not really here. Every time i take a peek which i know i shouldnt but i do anyway...it drives me nuts what i see. I can be horrible at following directions at times and you gave me directions, you gave me comfort in knowing that i have nothing to worry about? But was that just a pacifier till you figure shit out on your end? Do i look like a fucking baby ? Am i wearing a diaper? Am i drooling out of the corner of my mouth? No I don't think so. So a pacifier is not necessary. eh. this is too much. I have to go away. Far Far away
12am Happy Hour!
Alright my FU Friends...I am sponsoring a Happy Hour at 12am....Everyone have a Blast!
60 Seconds
The most beautiful rainbow As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Myspace Comments Take a minute..share this blog with your friends..
Bdsm Glossary
Tampon training - Rectal insertion of tampons by male submissives to empathize with the female menstrual cycle. Tantric Yoga, Vajrayana Buddhism - Indian means for achieving a transcendent spiritual state that incorporates sexual and meditative techniques. There are many paths to enlightenment and erotic exploration is one. Tawes. taws - Thick rigid leather with a lengthwise slit (or slits) in it used in a paddle-like fashion. Thud - A blow that is felt at a deeper level than sting, Thud is usually easier to tolerate, but may actually be more damaging as it can cause deeper bruising. Tit torture - Erotic play involving the breasts. Tolleyboy - A locking chastity belt made in England of rubber-lined stainless steel. Top - One who takes the active role in physical scene, but not necessarily emotional/mental control. Top's disease - A state of self-delusion wherein the top believes his own fantasy of dominant superiority. Top
Downraters
Lord of Time@ fubar LORD OF TIME RATED ME A ONE I RATED HIM A 10 WOW WHAT A WINNER
Leaving
Ok providing everything works out right I will be leaving in the evening tomorrow.. I wont be online much untill i get settled in a few weeks.. I'll miss everyone...
To Keep Me Busy
Ok yall my son gets shipped out tomorrow and trying to keep busy, Yall aren't obligated to take these, just letting you know one smile brings happiness to me.
Whats Up All
Adam Sandler-lunch Boy
My Level One Anger With Pop Culture
Definitions Of The Day
definitoin 2 7/8/2008 Q? WORD OF THE DAY predominancy definition 3 7/11/2008 Q? todays word is very meaningful viaduct

id like to know how many singles out there really enjoy bein single i like it but at times it really stinks. there are advantages and disadvantages. love to hear some of your opinions on the subject
Sound Off Like Ya Got A Pair!!
America & Canada Needs A Leader Like This! Prime Minister John Howard - Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.' 'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom' 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of o
Our Girl Needs A Lil Bit Of Help..
OK OUR GIRL SWEET TURTLE NEEDS OUR HELP...SHE DOESN'T ASK ANYONE FOR ANYTHING...SHE WAS SENDING PPL TO HELP OTHERS OUT IN THEIR GOALS FOR CONTESTS WHEN THEY WERE GETTING CLOSE TO BEING DONE...LETS GET OUR BUTTS OVER AND HELP OUT OUR TURTLICIOUS GIRL THARNA...I LOVE HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY OF COURSE LOL...EVEN IF YA DON'T WANT TO BOMB HER, DROP HER A RATE AND PLS LEAVE A COMMENT LETTING HER KNOW YOU WERE THERE...IF SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND, YOU REALLY SHOULD GO RATE FAN AND ADD HER, SHE RAWKS!!!THANK YOU SO MUCH...CLICK HER PIC AND YOU'RE THERE...
Another Day In The Life Of Me
i spin around and around when i stop afghanistan is where i'll go. yes its official im going to afghanistan. got my orders a few days ago and im' just overwhelmed with excitment cant u tell. 18 months in a third world country protecting people who dont even like me. sounds like fun huh.
My 1st Contest
July 12th I am going to be in a contest for some awesome prizes. And the winner of the contest gets to choose one prize out of the prizes listed below. 1.A 1 year vip. 2.A happy hour and a one month vip. 3.A $120 prepaid credit card to use as u like. 4.Two 30 day blast to give to a friend and urself with a $20 bling pack. 5.150 bling credits and a 20 dollar ticker or a 7 day blast. *NOTE: Their is NO time limit & 1st person reaches 60,000 comments wins. ThanX to all my friends that will be helpin' me!!! Love Ya, SoUrPuSs
Moving
Well, I finally get a chance to leave this miserable state called Florida that I have spent most of my life in. For once in my life I am taking a chance on myself. Reaching for what I want. I may not get it, but at least I can tell myself that for once in my life I took a chance. I will do what I think will make ME happy. All my life I have done everything I could to make people around me happy at the cost to myself. I never thought about me or what I wanted. Only how I could make others happy. A close friend said to me a few days ago "What about what you want? When does that become important?" The more I think about it the more I am looking forward to starting my life in a new place. Will things go the way I want them too? Who knows. But I fully intend to find out. There is nothing keeping me here in Florida except for my business and the sale on that should be finalized by Aug first. I fully intend to start a new business when I get there. I am so looking forward to being back in Tex
Survey #1
Contests!!!
Hey all I enterd my first contest an well I am not getting any help so pls any one help me!!
Wtf
WTF? you know what gets me is when people come to your page after you're done visiting theirs and rate all their pics and what not and most of them visits your and rates only a few pics of yours... in all due respect be motherfucking serious what you have others things better to do at the last second or something. i have come across alot of people who ask for help leveling and what not and want all their stuff rated and though they say they will return the favor they only do a half ass job of returning the love and what not. so heres my advice to all you who like to half ass jobs... if you're gonna go and rate only a few pics and what not you're better off not rating anything at all and just go on with your pretend last minute things and what not and just let the people who truly want to help out do it for you cause if ou're to lazy to retur the favor then fuck it who needs your help you would just be wasting space and what not. and for al of you who think i am being whi
Armisteads Life
I'm letting all my good friends, especially those in my family, know that my dad passed away yesterday. I am sorry that I can't stay online long enough to write each of you, so I hope you understand. I love each of you and want you to know that I appreciate all of you. I'll be back on in the next couple of days to let you know the final details. My email address is armistead@hotmail.com if you'd like to contact me. Bless all of you. I love you. Armistead i can't stay onlong i just wantes to thank all my friends forthere prayersa nd well wishes. i did a very stupid thing and i am sorrry i did it. i love you all very much. most thanks to ian and ange for all their special things theyy did for me an my family. i might be goin home next week Nd i promise to be here more often. armistead sorry itis hard for me to typestill Just letting everyone know that tomorrow is my dad's funeral, it is set for 2 pm. Thank you all again for your kind words and caring thoughts. And thank you I
G Spot Lounge
Yo I just found this lounge and its bad ass you have to check it out http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53487 Its an orgasm for your ears Yo i just found the hottest lounge on fubar its called G Spot you have to check it out http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53487 its an orgasm for your ears lol yo I just found the hottest lounge on fubar its called G Spot come check it out its a orgasm for your ears http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53487
Jokes For Here
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week," "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids". An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard
I Have To Do This.......
After my last bout of lockjaw, I have decided to go ahead and have the surgery to repair my jaw. Getting tired of the headaches that it causes and the locked up jaw and the pain that causes. It will take time to do this and money which is something I don't have alot of. First all of my remaining back teeth will have to be pulled, not like they are in good shape anyways. Thats the money part, no insureance for that. Then it will just be a matter of getting everything in line for the rest. Alot of time not being able to speak or eat soilds, but it has to be done!!!
Society's Lack Of Taste
Dear friends, I am here today, to put all joking aside. There is a problem that is plaguing society as we speak, and has been since the beginning of time. When man evolved from ape's, his originally prominent brow, useful for blocking the sun's glare, slowly started to dissolve, as man became a more resourceful species, building structures to block the sun, and so on. I hope you aren't snickering, because this is a serious issue. Man evolved past this simeon era, and as such, so did his appearance. I assume you're getting impatient, so I will cut to the chase. The problem I'm speaking of, is a medical condition know as Opticallus Browus Unus, or, the Unibrow. Many of you are familiar with Sesame Street. You know, that fantastic educational show that everyone bagged on when they got too old for it, only to appreciate how great it was when they saw Barney come out and began to see their lunch go into re-runs as it returned up their trachia. Now, personally, one of my favorite char
Rules For Every Man
1) You should always know the following items about your woman/partner/girlfriend/wife (it will come in handy for rule 4). -Her favorite color (ie purple) -Her favorite flower (ie calla lillies) -Her favorite sweet (ie white chocolate covered oreos) -Her favorite treat (ie hanging out at the book store with a wad of cash) -Her jewelry preference (ie simple, silver or gold - no frills) 2) You are in control of the mood of your woman and your house (if you live together). -How you treat her directly impacts her mood and that of your household. What is even better is that she amplifies your mood 10 times over! If you are kind and sweet to her she will be that and more to you, your children, your friends, anyone that happens to interact with you. 3) If you have children, remember they belong to BOTH of you! You do not babysit them AND you should be responsible for finding daycare at least half the time. 4) Every woman needs unexpected random acts of kindness ( like v
Help Me Help Others!
OK..now I am asking for a little help from all of my WONDERFUL friends..CAN YOU HELP OUT?? Click on the photo posted below.. PLEASE RATE..AND COMMENT BOMB MY FRIEND.. "We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." -Sir Winston Churchill MUCH LOVE..Wendy
Chat
i am sick and tired of chatrooms on yahoo. they are full of guys that want to show me things that i do not want to see. and when i do finally get to talk to a girl all they want to do is see me on cam cause they think i am a guy. when the few girls that believe me they then get upset cause i am not answering them right away. maybe i show just throw out my computer.
Ten Best Ways
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregn
New Fubucks Giveaway..7-9-08
As you know once you are over level 25 you can no longer bid on a spotlight. I have alot of extra fubucks laying around that someone can put to a good use! So I have decided to host yet another Fubuck Giveaway! The prizes will be fubucks and everyone can win (PERFECT IF YOU WANT TO BID ON A SPOTLIGHT OR FOR BIDDING IN AUCTIONS). The amount of fubucks won depends on how many comments you get. How it works - however many comments you have at the close of the giveaway, I will stick a 0 on the end of the number (SO I MULTIPLY YOUR FINAL TOTAL BY 10) and thats how many fubucks you will get. (Example, if you get 5,000 comments, you will get 50,000 fubucks for your prize) ANYONE REACHING 10,000 COMMENTS AND ABOVE WILL RECEIVE A LEVEL 1 BLING PACK (12 PACK)!!! A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Of Course,Must be SFW! Must Have At Least 2,500 Comments To Win Any Fubucks. Rates = 5 Comments Each, To Be Added To The Final Total. Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encour
Bling...fubucks,..need Em?
Who needs Fu-Bucks and Bling???? If you are saving for SpotLight this is a perfect way too get some extra Fu-Bucks too help you get it. Its a race too 30,000 comments.Each winner must reach 30,000 comments too win. The contest will start when I have 15 entrys. No green accounts will be able too bomb. No scripting programs allowed too be used too bomb. No drama will be permitted or the entry will be removed. Prizes will be 1st place 2 million Fu-Bucks and a 25 pack of bling. 2nd place is 1 million Fubucks. 3rd place will be 500k in Fu-Bucks. There will also be a rate bonus prize of a 12 pack of bling for the top person with rates at the end of the contest when the 3rd place prize is given. If you are interested in joining please send me a private message with a SFW picture that you would like too use. GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~owned by happy country girl@ fubar Please Repost
Lady Guinevere
She had eyes the colour of onyx her skin was milky white With hair like the legend Rapunzel, its shade the black of night ~ Her beauty and her spirit like a filly no one had tamed The Lady, in her loveliness Guinevere was her name. She had come betrothed to Arthur King of this fair land "Camelot" was his kingdom which he powerfully ran ~ With nothing much to offer him except the love within her heart She promised him forever, a gift she did impart. She knew only one way to love a man Guinevere told the King And with her body, heart and soul she would give herself to him ~ A promise she had meant to keep deep within her soul For the gift of her true love would be one that made her whole. One day a man who was a wanderer came to Camelot He carried no riches with him though a peasant he was not ~ His sword was his one possession but he was not a knight; Then he saw the Lady Guinevere with her skin of milky white. Fo
Vamps
the more i live and learn the more i understand the vampires , the way the work what makes then tic to work in the day and walk in the night sesarching for the same soul the need to feed ( take in from others and draw on the power with in ) why are we humans drawn to the stories when all they are are the extravigence of other to live vamps walk the night and the reason jesus walks with them is to be sure they walk alone !!!! for joined by there own they become strong as one but alone they are not as strong .
Random Samplings Of Pete
If you use Instant Messaging (IM) to collaborate like I do, this is one of the best I've found yet. You can include Windows Live (MSN), yahoo, ICQ, AIM, Google Talk, Jabber and Facebook Chat all on one very interactive client! http://www.digsby.com/ Let me know if you're looking for a particular kind of software; I can usually find you a free solution! In the beginning . . . On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house, drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten li
Love From Nick
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise. You're the last thing I think of Each night when I close my eyes. You're in each thought I have And every breath I take. My feelings are growing stronger With every move I make. I want to prove I love you But that's the hardest part. So, I'm giving all I have to give To you... I give my heart
Found Out Today
WEll, I found out something today. My husbands best friend from school is getting yet another divorce...This makes his 3rd one. This time, he was not even married 6 months. Turns out his current wife is still attached and has feeling for her ex-husband. My husband has gone over there tonight to help him move some of his stuff into an apartment. They were going to split last month but she found out she is bi-polar and started taking meds, so they thought they would try it again to make it work. Well,she has decided that she wants to be back with her ex-husband. Geesh!!! I am sad for my husbands friend I guess. I dont have much to do with him. I dunno, maybe this guy should take some time now and get this life together. Each time he has gotten a previous divorce there was another woman in the picture already. I am not really surprised that this is happening. I just hope this time he will take the time to figure out what part of him needs work, I mean commone 3 marriages.

What It Is To Be Me
Boredom
In the end, All I have left, Is me and me alone, Don't let me drift upon the wind, Will I be reborn a phoenix? Or shall I be a dragon, Fierce and strong, Innocent and pure, Or a seductress lying in wait, To each there own, Power and pleasure, Await me. Forgive me my sins, Forgive me my innocence, I am who I am, And who I am is fading, Into what once was, Staring at what could be and what could have been, Wondering if I made the right choice, Who will be hurt in the end, Them or me? I can see myself with either of them, Will they love me as I need? Let me go if I pleased? Do I truly know what I want? Are they who I want? Am I who I want to be? Fading into the memories of yesterday, I find myself wishing for oblivion. ORIGINAL Crash, Bang, Boom, Then the screams start, Blood coating everything, Dripping from the ceiling, Running down the walls, Bodies laying upon each other and the floor, The acrid stench of death permeating the world, For a m
Life
My Fantasy For all of you who are wondering what my fantasy is. Well here it is: My fantasy is to have a man be loyal, want me and only me, and have eyes for me and no other women. I would like to have a man who can have an intelligent conversation that doesn’t lead to sex in 20 minutes. I would like to be able to talk for hours about life in general. I want a man who will love and care for my children. I want a man who will not lie or cheat on me. I would like a man who isn’t afraid of romance. A man who doesn’t mind holding hands in public. I want a man who will make love to me. A man who likes to touch and be touched. I would like to have a man who isn’t afraid to say “I love you”. Who can show how much he loves me with a look or a touch. Maybe what I want is a fairy tale or a fantasy but it’s what I want. I just hope I can find it.
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People
the important parts that are placed within the human relam are that of depression and induced sycosis. the many people with the world suffer from the personality characterised by over zelousness. How are we to nkow what we are and what we are about. The games we play lead to the annihalation of the empathy we had for one another and the cultures. Do we harm others? do we go and support others? these are important questions that nedd to be addressed but never become factual. how many times must we go thru the aganizing stress of humilation before we allow others a way out of their misery.
Wiget
Can someone tell me how to do a wigit right? ( I hose it up all the time) Such a wigit rockie...lol Thanks....Jc
Life...
We Should not be denied that being footloose has always exhilareted us. It is associated in our minds with escape. From history and oppression and law and irksome obligations. Thats real freedom. And the road has always led west.
New Pics
okay so i added new pictures if you want to check em out feel free to and rate if you like too i'll try to get a few of the mtn top camping and such maybe a rock climbing picture or something tossed in for good laughs too. thanks for the adds and vieiwing the pics signed Quiksilver2110
Finally
Finally
Bullys
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My Midget
Baby Blog
Rylee Nichole is here. She was born on 02/18 at 11:02pm weighing 7lbs 6oz and 19 inches long. We get to go home tomorrow and we are so excited. I still cant believe I am a mommy. I felt a few contractions before I got something for them...after that I didnt feel anything. I was in labor for about 6 hours and pushed for about 45 minutes. I didnt feel her come out either...I only knew she was out she the doctor showed her to me lol. I am gonna post a picture of her and will post more tomorrow. We are getting closer and I am so excited. My appointment went great. My BP was 113/67...I didnt gain any weight the past 2 weeks. They said the baby was head down and I am 1/2cm dilated...which I know aint much but it tells me that I am getting close. I am starting to think that the baby isnt gonna stay until her due date which as long as she is healthy I am ok with that. Richard says she better stay in there cause he isnt ready yet but no one is ever ready. I now go in for weekly appointments. So
Comments
I will no longer post any comments on anyone's page that does not post back. I have been posting two and three times a week and rarely ever get a response. It is a very time consuming process that I thought would be appreciated. But I can see that not many care about who posts and who doesn't. Also, I will be deleting people from my page that have never posted anything.
My Fu-family
Hi everyone, thanks for taking a moment to read this... I have been dealing with some major issues that keep me from being online as much as I have been in the past, hopefully these issues will be resolved quickly... Much love to you guys! Muah! Cin Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me. Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and
Koolz
Shorty Arguing
Any of my fubar friends that feel like their booty is so sexy to enter into my booty licious folder, hit me with a shoutbox or message.
Phillip
see just like u i wanna let my feeling out for u... when i first meet u i did not wanna fal in luv wit u cause i was to soon,but i showed me a side of u that i liked a lot,and i was something tru and seemed so real,but as time went on and we meet u took my breath away,and then i knew that my feeling for u grew stronger and stronger for u. and then i knew i did not wanna loose u at all. i opened up to u in a way i never opened up to anyone before and i did and said things i never did before i felt so happy wit u...it seemed like nothng could tear us apart... but then after a while i did and said stupid things that pissed u off but u stuck by me threw them and held on.... but now i realize i luv u and i wish we could have stayed together... im soo sorry bout the things iv's done and said....i wish i could take it bak and fix my mistakes...just remember baby i still luv u and i miss u and last week when we were toghter was the best 4 days we've had yet... and i did grow close as u s
Wedding
You are coridally invited to the nuptials of SULTRY™ and ^sin^ tonight at 9:00 p.m. CST in Forbidden Inc. Together they will share their eternal love for one another in front of friends and would appreciate your attendance. Dont forget to Rate, Fan, Add and Bling these two beautiful brides. The deserve that and then some. Bulletin coded by... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar
Funerals
just had my uncle's funeral today... and last night we had the rosary... i didn't know him to well..been more than 5 yrs since i last saw him.. we had the rosary tonight.. i usually don't go up to the caskets cause i like my last memory of them to be when they were alive..rather than dead in a casket.. but i sorta had to ..forgot how he looked.. when i finally saw him..than i finally remembered. it's sad but it's not as sad as if i had known him. old ppl are funny.. aunt's, uncles, grandparents kept on calling me by my sisters names. and none remembered my real name..not memorable i sop. geez..thanks:P they all assumed i got prego when i was young and had kids..it's the usual round here..and than asking if i was married.. so it's just a reminder i don't have my own family yet..yea awesome:P most of them said..'good..don't get married'..wtg on encouraging me ppl. and let's not forget the constant staring..they were either tryin to figure out who's daughter i was
My Pimp Outs
> > > Let's POUR OUT SOME SUGAR and help her celebrate her Birthday!!! If you do NOT yet know one of the sweetest people on the FU, you really should! She is one of the nicest people on the FU, AND she is the founder of The Burning Desires Leveling Crew also. She is a GIVER, not a taker, or user, and she has a heart of gold! SHE HAS BEEN THERE FOR YOU when you have needed her, so NOW it IS YOUR TURN to repay her, and help her get as close to PROPHET as she can. So POUR SOME SUGAR ON HER,(you KNOW you want to) by clicking below: BIRTHDAY GURL♥AUTO'zzz on ♥ FAN/R8/BLING ♥ SeXiMilf ♥"™@ fubar She has Auto 11's on, through Tomorrow, Thursday, Feb. 5th @ midnight CST, FU-time 10pm!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 115k in points and Fubucks available on her page, along with some SEXY pictures (no nudes, sorry).. And This Birthday Present to ALL of us was given to her, by her Fu-Hubby Yanni 5: Yanni5 ~CoOwner of Burn
Mistress And Other Bdsm Training Tips!
Like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit (or at least that works in cartoons), using orgasm control training in your slave training relationship can be highly effective. By teaching your slave when they can and can not orgasm, you will be able to control their mind as well as their body for your personal pleasure. The problem most people have with orgasm control training is that they often think that it's easier than it looks. All you have to do is tell the slave not to orgasm or to orgasm and they will do as you say - if only it were that easy. The problem with orgasm control training usually lies in understanding how to control the orgasm for your slave in order to show them how they can take part in the process as well. As a Dom/me, you need to realize that a slave needs to be persuaded to not have an orgasm or distracted from their body's natural orgasmic response. But if you can not learn these basics, you will not have an effective orgasm control tr
Please Help Me!!
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Screen Name
I am thinking of changing my screen name, but I need help coming up with some good ideas. Please respond with any good ideas you have.
Just Me.
Hey what's good everyone, as you can tell I am new to Fubar. I am up here to make new friends and get along with everybody... I am a laid back person, funny, out-going, and multi-talented talented.. I am a very poet person and I like to sing, read, and write... So feel free to add me as a friend, stop by my page converse wit' me..... Just be respectful and we will get along fine :)
My Lover,my Life
The Lord & his Lady Well July 4,2008 was a very Joyous Occassion.m'Lady Witoka (Deanna)& I Lord Wolf (Jeff)Finally met.To Declare our Love for 1 another.We spent 5 Glorious Days & Nights together. For the Longest Time I was Afraid I felt I wasn't good enough for her..But the Love we have for each other has Prevailed.Deanna is so Thoughtful,Kind,Loving,Down to Earth, Ginuwine an most Beautiful.Best 5 Days of my Life,.She is my Shining Star my Life,She is my Love I have Searched, for seems like for Centuries.I have finally exsperianced her undieing Love,I am ever so Greatful.I Love You Deanna, all my Heart & Soul,I Cherish You Deanna,You are my Dream Girl,My Life. How our Saga Began: Deanna was my First Royal Elite Bomber when I Co-Founded L.R.L. Society of Wolves.Back around Febuary-March 07. She has been my Fubar Wife 2x's.An is now Owner of the Kingdom of Wolves,that I also Founded.Deanna & I have been threw much Turmoil but Hopefully th
Me
Well ... I had to go home sick yesterday. I don't know why but about an hour into my shift ... I was SOOO nauseated and ill. I could barely stand up straight. Nope, I am not preggy. Nope I did not drink the night before. Just ... ill. it took me almost half the day to recover. And ... yes. My living room is flooded ... AGAIN. MUCH worse than last time. I didn't have to steam the carpet ... it was dry quick. But this time it seems its going to go all the way across the floor. Good thing I didn't move stuff back in there, huh? Seems like the neighbor kids have been kicking the sprinklers again and we had the sprinklers shut off so my landlord could fix it ... but some idiot turned them back on again. So ... half of my carpet is pretty well soaked. Bleh. It smells like mold. So ... my fun day. Today is my friday at least! yay! I used to have a profile on here awhile ago. I deleted it because ... well ... I don't know! I didn't get on here very much and it kept changing its na
Giveaways-need To Get These Done So We Can Move On And Help Our Friends=)need My Friends(repost)
OK, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BLING AGAIN!! THIS TIME I CANT KEEP TRACK OF ALL IN THERE SO IF YOU HELPED US FINISH THESE GIVEAWAYS YOU NEED TO EMAIL ME OR LEAVE A MESSAGE ON BLOG THAT YOU ARE HELPING A LOT AND I WILL BLING YA. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM, JUST WAITING TO GET RID OF THEM, SO OK WE ALL ARE IN A GIVAWAYS,WE HAVE BEEN HELPING ALL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE NEED HELP WITH OURS NOW SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HELPING OUR FRIENDS BLINGY BLINGY, I AM GETTING THE ITCH AGAIN!!! SO COME 1, COME ALL. LOVE YA ALL. Stop by and show them some love. Thnx Chaotic Princess needs 55,000 for a year VIP ~Bratt~ needs 55000 for a VIP sassylildevil needs 70,500 comments for 3 month VIP, happy hour and bling PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS HAVE FUN=) Thanks all, from ~Bratt~ and friends=) ¢¾~BRATT~¢¾
Bald Men Make Better Lovers
Being bald i've long realised that bald men make much better lovers! recently unnamed females have dared to disagree with this statement (obviously not based on personal experience of me lol) So waht do you think ladies....Bald Men.....Hot or Not?
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Darlingirl's Blogs
A time comes in your life when you finally get it ... when, in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out ENOUGH!!! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a tantrum, your hysteria begins to subside, your tears stop and you begin to look at the world through new eyes. You realize that people are not as they appear to be.And what you thought was right was totally wrong. So live in your shallowness, Be alone, because for me, My life is moving on. This is your awakening. You realize it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change...or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. Happieness, must begin with you...and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...
Repost From A Sexy Lexy!
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
I'm Yours
Still Confused As Heck.
A Friend In Need Of Help
Hi all. My friend is in her very first contest. She's a very sweet woman and she don't ask for nothing in return. I thought I would ask my friends to come and help as much as you can. So if you have a chance, Please help her. Ever little bit helps. You friend Kisses Hello everyone. My friend is in need of some help. If you can Please help her out as much as you can. Thank you all for the love. The link to her pic is http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=390491&albumid=1102420&i=628972801
Hepatitis C Virus
WITH MUCH THANKS TO DAWN AKA DESA AND DEBBULLAN.ORG What is Hepatitis C? Hepatitis C is a liver disease that is caused by the hepatitis C virus (HCV). The virus enters the liver cells, uses the cell's inner genetic machinery to make copies of itself, which then infect more cells. There is no cure. There is a 1-2 year treatment that works 50 percent of the time (genotype specific) How Hepatitis C is Transmitted? Hepatitis C is spread from one person to another by direct exposure to infected blood or blood products. From the blood of the infected to the bodily fluid of another's eye, cut, open sore, damaged vein, (inside nose, vagina, anus etc..) ...any means to a blood artery. Who has Hepatitis C? According to the Hep C Coalition up to 1 in 15 people in the world carry the virus. (The U.S. Census Bureau reported a world population of 6,396,731,523 in October 2004). According to the American Liver Association 1 in 50 people in the United States are effected. (The U.S. Census
What A Life
Just got a new (old) horse...I feel so bad for him. He's been without food and water for five days, is bone thin and sick. Why in gods name do people, who think taking care of horse, is so easy, that when they decide it's not covenant, are willing to let the poor thing die from starvation. Maybe it would be the thing to tie them up for five days without food and water and see how they like it. Sure hope the guy makes it...time will tell
Auction Time
So Here I Am
Do to a Friend of mine from Myspace sent me a link to this site. I figured why not since I was getting kinda bored with Myspace and thought it might be fun. So far I am impressed, I am still shy with it so if you want to gab at me knock yourself out. Eventually I might hit the lounge when I know more people. Well not much to say yet but will in the future.
Radisome
come on guys lets finish this and get to the next one
New Stories
I have several really HOTTTT original stories in my other blog. If you are going to read 'Hooked', please start with Chapter 1 and read the chapters in order. I recommend starting with 'Fantasy', then 'Imagine', then 'Southern Summers', then 'Hooked'. If you can read all of these in one sitting, you are 'hardcore'. :-)
Nsfw Photo's
Sultry!!
    Have you met Sultry?? Go show her mad love!! What have you got to lose... Just look at this woman!!! Tell her Unbreakable sent you!!
Pink!!!
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Life And Love....
so i met an amazing guy. and it has only been a few weeks and i thought...well, i dont know what i thought. i knew his situation was complicated, but i didnt know he was still wanting or kinda still w/ someone else. but he is. and as much as i wanted him to choose to be w/ me. i understand that he has to choose her. and i know we are hopefully still gonna talk and hang out and hopefully be there for each other. but i was fallin for him, and he knew it. but he also knew that i was tryin my hardest to not to. and i guess if it is meant to be w/ this other girl then great. and if it is meant to be for me and him, then it will be. but until i find the guy for me i will have raymon. i have school and work and drama w/ my ex boyfriend to keep me busy. i have my teddy bear to cuddle w/ at night. i just dont have the love of a man. and i probably wont for a long time. so as much as it will be hard to not hear "i love you" from someone other then my monster, i know i will always have my monster

So I received this text from one of my best friends, Dave, today. It had a great message...although I've read it before it stuck me kind of hard today. It read... "Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it." Nothing could be more true at this point in life. Dont really know why I'm posting this in a blog...but ya know...thought I'd share it. Maybe someone else will find it as influencial as I do.
Depression
When Some One Betray's You...
God has promised if we will put our trust in Him, He will pay us back for all the unfair things that have happened to us~Isaiah 61:7-9. Maybe you were cheated in a business deal and you lost a lot of money. Maybe somebody lied about you, and that misinformation kept you from getting a promotion. Or maybe a good friend betrayed you. Certainly, these kinds of losses leave indelible scares, causing you to want to hold on to your grief. It would be logical for you to seek revenge. Many people would even encourage you to do so. The slogan "Don't get mad, get even!" is a commonly accepted principle. But that's not God's plan for you. If you want to live your best life now, you must learn to trust God to bring about the justice in your life. The Bible says that God is a just God, and He will settle and solve the cases of His people (Hebrews 10:30). That means that you don't have to go around trying to pay everybody back for the wrong things they've done to you. Y
Why Is The World Nutless
Ok so I rant alot that is part of my personality. I see and hear about issues that piss me the hell off then I go on a rant. So here is my rant. Ready If i hear one more nutless person bitch about the price of gas I am going to scream. Not a I;m being raped scream but a I am going to blow up the world scream. I hear omg Bush sucks Omg I hate these prices. Well for fucks sake I have a question. What the hell have you done about it cept bitch a whole lot. I mean we know how to stop the shit. Just stop pumping damn gas. I know u gotta go to work and support your families but fuck.. Have you wrote congress ....and don't tell me that does no good cuzz I;ll call quick bullshit on that. I held a write congress drive in my homestate of TN to get Jessica's law passed here in two weeks our governor was on it. You get enough pissed off people blowing up your email and your gonna see results. i am planning a bitch about gas to congress drive soon and I HOPE that people will grow balls and at leas
Help Please First Contest
Friends
Theres alot of things that I can say about my friend MOP but one things allways stands out. His ability to open his heart up. Like usual the circumstance of how I came across Mop is forgotten but I remeber feeling completely comfortable with him. Like I had known him forever. We have this uncanning ability to be honest and ourselves when were together. I remeber all the times we stayed up late, sparing in the mumms. Trying to one up the other. I belive I usually win, he might say different but we all know whos the sarcastic bitch around here. I have to say to really be my friend you have to put up with my blunt sometimes way to direct opinions. And boy has Mop heard them all. Its amazing that all it takes to cheer him up is to insert two pencils up my nostrils and call it a day. He reminds me on a constant basis that you can open yourself up and belive that true love is out there. That with allowing yourself to be open to the experiance is the only way to find that speci
Soldier Man
All i need is some rates come on all rate me once. bid on me if you would like. I know i am special.
Auction
Fubar Games
Enjoying the new fubar games. However I havent been able to get any of my high scores to post on the leaderboard. Anyone know what I am doing wrong.
Fubucks Contest.....please Help!!!!!
Emily Scott 2
Hahahahaha
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t
Adventures Of Msrain & Mrhott
It was a spontaneous thing to do.. but I decided to take MsRain to the Pacific Ocean for her birthday. I just came into the house from working outside, said get a few things together we are leaving. She asked me where we were going and I told her... THE BEACH! You should have seen the look of surprise on her face, it was beautiful. She was so excited, never having seen the Ocean before. So she got some things together and we left for the coast. We went down Hwy 30 in Oregon all the way to Astoria and then headed south on Hwy 101. As we cruised down the coastal highway we came across a nice little state park to take a break at... Ecola State Park. There she got her first look at the Pacific Ocean. While we were there, there were ELK grazing by the park; not more than a 100 feet away. She had never seen them before (at least not that up close & personal). All along the way, I got to show her so many beautiful things here in the PNW. Our pictures will show you only some of i
Emily Scott 2
Emily Scott 2
A Mumm In A Blog/need Advice
I'm Back
Wanted to say hi to everyone and say thanks for not forgetting me . I have been off line for a while now . I have alot of things that have changed since I was last on. I have moved and am now living in Texas. I have moved out here to start a new life .We all need a new start every now and than and this is it for me . I hope everything is well for all of you . Thank you again for not forgetting about me .Have a great day . Tom
Buzz Kill
Hi loves, My stupid computer crashed so I only have access here and there through my cell phone. I'll be able to check messages and reply, just not able to reply to shouts. As soon as I can convince my husband that we HAVE TO HAVE a computer (about a week) I'll be back. I love you Fu's!!! I'd love to see lots of shouts and messages, even if I can't reply. Just don't forget me. Kisses!! My step-daughter (19 years of age) has spent the last 8 years in my love and care. She's a big part of my life. She has a little girl who calls me Grandma. They're simply wonderful. She's recently joined the Army National Guard and is finishing school in VA as we speak. She just called and told me she has signed papers to go active duty rather than reserves as she had originally planned. I'm proud of her. That's a life altering decision. She's also just been told that her unit is being deployed to Iraq this fall. Her MOS (job) in the Army is a fueler. Fueling everything from
Lucien's Junk
Alright so Jadarae (another author) and I jsut released "I AM A WoFer" it came out pretty cool I think. If you want to take a listen www.lucienmaier.com/wof I will give out stories here but for now. you can check out my whole site. there is a ton of stories, and poems for free. Check it out and let me know what I should improve!
Oh My
Migraines with Aura These migraines are rarer and typically have the following warning signs: Disturbance to vision up to 60 minutes before pain begins (the aura) Neurological disturbances that can include: Blind spots, flashing lights, blurred vision Tingling in the hands and/or feet Numbness Speech difficulties Weakness in half the body shes like banging something on the walls and screaming super loud with a bunch of friends she knows i have kids as well i so wanna go beat her ass!!!its 10 at night and she is waking my lil girl and my son cant get to sleep either can i......im super pissed i could just bash her face in with my foot! Please note: We are not able to reply to individual emails regarding marijuana and panic disorder, or in regards to any other symptoms that may occur as a result of using marijuana or any other similar drugs. Please speak with your doctor or therapist about any questions you may have. Cognitive Behavioural Therapy is the most effec
Suicide... Fubar Style...
Married
So as everyone knows I am married...if you don't know I am!! I love my hubby very much...my hubby is away and stupid people need to stop making up rumors and saying that I am single...WFT anywhoo if this is the site they thought I was on...then know that your a bastard to spread a rumor like that ex. being where you are!! How dare you try to make our marriage one of your toys..shame on you!! I love my hubby more then anything in the worl I would like to let everyone on her know that~~!! Mrs.Perry

Out Of Office Automatic Replies
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, But I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352
His Sex Slave In Training..........part Iv
Marcie actually had become used to being a sex-slave. Although she technically belonged to Hans, she was used by Hilda, his second cousin, as well. The very well endowed blonde had become equally adept at sucking Her pussy as well as His cock She knew the drill. Every morning before he took his shower, the tall handsome man-of-the-house would enter the bedroom, with her still bound hand and foot to the large poster bed, and mount her so that his stiff manhood pointed directly at her soft lips. After she had swallowed every drop, he’d pat her lovingly and kiss her lightly on the cheek. Then an hour later, Hilda would enter, jam her wet pussy in Marcie’s face and ride her to orgasm. Then for the rest of the day, Marcie was Hilda’s bitch. After breakfast there were always chores to do around the house and the tall dominant short cropped blonde acted quite the task mistress. Marcie was spanked repeatedly for even the slightest oversight, but that wasn’t all. She was whipped, cropped an
In My Mind
unstoppable thoughts enter my head of some over girl sprawled out on your bed, the screams so loud blood drips from the vein draining my life going insane rip my face only to hide the fear not even able to shed a single tear although my trust is still there my past creeps up always to scare.
My '13k' Contest
WOOOHOOOOO I am so excited!!!! My 1st Opportunity to Win Something Here!!!! Thank You Tee!!!!& fellow FuBombers Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Click on My Pic & Please CUM drop a few bombs(Comments) on me & help me earn my award!!!! It's not a Mad race to beat someone out.... I just have to get in 13,000 Comments.... Thank You for your help in advance!!!!! OUR LOVED & GENEROUS HDPetesUltra is in a TATTOO BOMBING & RATE CONTEST...... HE NEVER ASKS US FOR ANYTHING YET HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT THERE TO LEVEL US UP OR DO WHATEVER WE NEED OR JUST TO MAKE US SMILE...... LET'S SHOW HIM SOME LOVE IN RETURN BY RATING HIS PIC & DROPPING SOME COMMENTS!!!!
Thank You So Much
I can't thank everyone enough for trying to help me win an Auto 11. I see five people acheived the goal of 10k last night. Thank you all for spending time bombing me last night. HUGS!!!! If I can help you in some way please ask!!! Love ya, Rhonda HERE IS MY GIVEWAY CONTEST PIC WOULD HELP ME WIN. STOP BY AND SAY HI. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE. KISSES AND HUGS ONLY POINTS THAT COUNT IS COMMENTS. PICTURE RATES DONT COUNT. Thank You MySpace Comments PLEASE CLICK ON MY PICTURE AND STOP BY AND RATE MY PIC AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS. FIRST 5 PEOPLE TO 10K GETS A AUTO 11. I'D APPRECIATE ANY HELP YOU COULD GIVE ME. THANK YOU FOR ANY HELP IN ADVANCE. MySpace Showing Some Love Comments
Sin's Domain
yes, some of my pics are cute, and some of them are somewhat sexual... that does NOT Mean that i want to fuck you. or that i want you to tell me about your cock. or that i want to deal with you in any way shape or form just because you rated my fucking pictures. seriously, you're NOT in highschool anymore. lines like "how about a toy that can be hard when you play with it" (and if the guy that wrote that line to me is reading this, this is not directed at you personally, this is directed at ALL of you) are not going to fucking impress me. you want to impress me? - get me a little fu-hug for 50 fubucks and ask me how my fucking day was... because really, chances are my day fucking sucks and the last thing i want to think about is your fucking dick. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. the girls on here DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU... and honestly, half the ones that say they do want to fuck you, are lying so you'll rate their fucking pictures. you're as fat and ugly as the rest of us on here, and c
About Me.
Will be at River Run Campground! A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the first candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the second candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate. "Yes. You're wearing con
Photo Contest
Paul has entered some of his photos in a contest at www.jonessoda.com and we would like everyone to please go vote on at least one pic. Here is a link to get to the site: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/card.php?158687-6BVDXM9RQ2 Please check out the other pics he has posted in his gallery there and vote on them as well... Thanks, Babs
Hiphopz
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My Diamonds!
~*~Like A Diamond~*~ Love on these smexi fu's hard!These ppl right here are amazing friends!There Real!Honest!Trustworthy! And will always have a place in my heart!I have mad respect for them and u should to!Go f/r/a them!Show them mad luv! chuckiiboo is GREEN LANTERN of the JLA@ fubar �LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM©4êvêr ðwñêРߥ ¢ðñ£ïÐêñ¢ê ï§ wå† måkê§ mê §êx¥@ fubar DMAN1973 proud FU owner of MY Confidence, Carlie, and Gelibean/ owned by Confidence@ fubar
Going Past Level 10
And She Went Running!
I stepped on a scale today... Hmmm...I dropped 10 lbs since I've started running. (Yes, I've done it every day except one, but it was raining) Go Team Me! I really needed to burn off some stress today, so I figured the running would do it. It certainly gave me a lot of time to think. I had a shitty day at work yesterday...and because someone wants me gone so bad...they pulled something that backfired on them, and got 2 OTHER girls fired in the process. NOT ONLY THAT, but one higher up employees found out she was going to get investigated, she walked out. So now I have to contemplate whether I want to stay at the current job, or get a new one. I don't want to work with mean people...What they did was seriously cruel...I proved them all wrong with the accusation, I feel good about that, but now so many other people are being questioned, and I'm sure more people are going to get fired...And unfortunately, the ones who are going to get fired, are the hardworking ones. My boss serio
Auction!!!!
~MY FIRST AUCTION AND I AM ON FIRE FOR A NEW OWNER TO OWN ME! LOOK AT ME AND DON'T FORGET TO RATE OR BID PLEASE..........................! CHECK IT OUT! OWN MY HEART FOR A MONTH CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BID ON ME! (repost of original by '~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~' on '2008-07-09 06:58:40')
I Have The Greatest Friends
I just wanted to take a minute to say thank you to all of the really great friends that Ive made since coming to Fubar. I really appreciate each and everyone of you. As you can see by now, Ive taken down my pictures. No one is being blocked and no one has hurt me. I just got a little caught up in the alternate reality that comes along with real people "hanging" out in a place that doesnt really exist. I dont need to be "owned" or "protected" although I really do appreciate the sentiment. No one has run me off. This is my decision. So you guys...BEHAVE yourselves..lol You know who im talking about. I will be watching ;) and I'll be checking in so please talk to me. Its only for a little while, and I promise I will be back with more pool pics...just for you Security..so play nice while im gone. Each one of you holds a very special place in my heart. ~Lisa
Apology
I apologize to everyone got a new job been working so much haven't been on very much miss all my friends and hope every one is doing good in theirr lives
L.o.d.d.
Firefighter Richard Kear of the Polk Township Volunteer Fire Department died in the line of duty after the engine he was driving went off the side of the road and overturned while enroute to a fire. The firefighter who was in the Officer's Seat performed first aid until Richard could be air lifted to a hospital. Please keep his family in your prayers.
How Horny Are You?
How Horny Are You?
I Can't Keep My Underwear Dry!!!! Congrats! You are one freaky S.O.B. You are constantly thinking about sex, or doing it! You can't concentrate on work, school, anything! I knew I liked you... Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com
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Gemini Horoscope
The atmosphere is changing slightly today as a planetary change marks the beginning of a new period in which things may be a little rocky for you in the department of love and beauty, dear Gemini. Hopefully you can carry the success and tenderness from the past three weeks into these next weeks, but realize that you may need to add a bit of flare. Come out of your shell a bit more and bask in the sunshine. Lmao, Yea definatly in the beauty department for sure. A quiet evening spent at home in the company of your significant other might be just what the doctor ordered for today, dear Gemini. You're feeling less concerned with passion than with simply basking in the comfort of your beloved one's presence, and you might be in a very domestic mood, wanting to cook and bake. Your friend may at first want to go out, but could decide otherwise very quickly, so don't push. Enjoy your evening. We know this one is far from the truth. Quiet evening with kids..lol..no way that would hap
Life
Well I have to say as a parent myself that children can be so complicated especially teenagers I have a child that is 16 now and she is rotten to the core thanks to her father. She lives with him in another state and is at the point in her life that she is right and im wrong well ya know how that goes. But things are kinda rough between her and I right now because of some choices I have made in my life inwhich im happy with those choices and she isnt. But her siblings are happy too. So its like I cant win for losing with her anymore.So what do you do when you have a child who is so set in her ways and makes you feel like you are the worst parent in the world? See I dont know what to do anymore im at a lost of words........
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For A Friend
Come see Spanish at the cell Playmate Lil Spanish Mamita is up for auction. If you would like the chance to own this vixen click on the picture below to get started The bids have already started and will be closed on Tues, July 15 at 12a.m. EST. so get moving to own one of the hottest playmates out there This auction has been brought to you by: ~Dynomite*Dee*Playmate@Cellblock69Radio~Owned by~ is who he is~ This special bulletin has been brought to you by: Blue Whore®
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A Prayer Request
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========================================== "FOR MY SIMPLE MAN" ======================================== A MAN ONCE SANG THIS SONG TO ME WHILE WE SAT HOLDING EACH OTHER ON MY COUCH....THIS IS A NIGHT I WILL NEVER FORGET.....JUST A MEMORY I WANTED TO SHARE
Going To My Kids
Hey ya'll I wont be on here fo awhile I am leaving to go see my kids. I guess I will see you ya'll when I get back.....
For Betty By Me From The Bad Wolfy
A good Friend! Betty has Been such a big Help to Me and Bad Kitty....... Because of that... Me and Bad Kitty wanted to say THANKS in a really Special Way!! Let us tell you About her: She is 41 years old with 2 daughters and 3 step daughters and a grandson. She is married to a great guy. Her and her husband are part owners of a tattoo shop. She loves tattoos and has over 30 now. Here is a little more Info about her: She was born: * Place: Seymour, Indiana * Year: 1967 * Month: April * Day: 8
Pleasure Dome
We are The Newest Place In Fu-Land. We are a Great Group of People. We are all Family here. We love to have fun. We enjoy joking. And playing some Hot Tunes. So Grab a chair or a Dance parter an hit the dance floor. We Hope to See you Really Soon.
Juggalo Faith
JUGGALO CREED As written by Rev. Last Rite… I am a Juggalo. I am an Individual guided by Light… I know who I am and who I want to be. I recognize that the Path to Shangri La requires an Open Mind. I shall not judge. I am part of a Family. I shall Love my Family as I would my blood. I shall do my Family no harm… As I know what is done to others shall surely be done to me. I shall strive to Honor my Family… And not disgrace their name. I am a Ninja. I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown… Fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me… And the differences in others. I shall meet adversity head on… Fore I am a Survivor… Nothing can stop my Shine. I am Human. I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the things I can control… And seek Strength for the things I cannot. I shall cherish the teachings of my Ancestors… And the Family who have fallen before me. I have Love. With Love there is Unity and Strength. Love does not hurt or seek to d
Midget
Another Update
Hey all....back earlier this year I found out that I have seizures and before that I found out that I have an A-Fib heart (broken or 3rd beat either one...lol) Well...after all the stress since my first marriage 9 years ago to now, it has finally festered up to the point where I had to go to the hospital because I was having worse fits tonight....It scared me when I found out what happened...I had banged my forehead against the car window hard to the point it was making my head in one spot produce a bump. I had to be pulled out of the car and put into the wheelchair and practically picked up onto the bed in the ER. They took blood, did eeg, ekg...cat scans and xrays. after being there for about 4 1/2 hours I was finally let go to leave. The doc told me my tests came back negative, and they found sinusitis in my sinuses...I was like sheesh........whoop-ti-freaken-do. The doc came to me and asked me if I wanted the bad news, I was like OK...now what?...He read my files from my past ER/
I Need Your Help!!!!!
ok people check do u remember how hard it is to start a lounge... well im going throught your pain all of us at UR Choice Radio need your help folks.. Well heres the deal im will to pay any one that put my code on there page 5000 fu bucks to put it on there 4 12 hours and plus all the f/a/r and rate all ur default pix.... Please remember the pain to get it start we need your help!!!! And if ur a good friend u dont get the fu bucks lol peace i love all my friends and thank you atomic dj oh yeah it would be right to do this join if u want This Is Freedom Atomic DJ @ UR Choice FM ok check it out to anyone who takes a picture of my blast and sends it to me or notifies me to rip it first... The prize 10,000 fubucks.... get at me you dj at UR Choice Radio Atomic Dj HEY CHECK IT OUT YA'LL I HAVENT BEEN ON FUBAR IN A MONTH IM MAKING MY COME BACK WE ARE CELERBRATING IN MY LOUNGE UR CHOICE RADIO BABY DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER U WANT BLING I GOT IT W
I'm Starting A Contest Up!
Ok I want to start up a contest and I was wondering if anyone would be up for joining it..for the first person to get 20,000 pic comments will win 60,000 fubucks. Hit me up if you would like to join at dj_razor2007@yahoo.com or send me a message to me here on fubar.
New Torn Emotions Pic
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My Blogs
  You are my addiction My perfect poision The thirst I crave The bitter sweet taste That is upon my lips As night brings a new dawn Your touch coursing thro my veins Leaves me longing for more My heart is defenceless You are My curse My addiction My perfect poision   Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of tr
Auction
Big Pimpin Auction I need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Can you own this Bear??? Don't forget to love on our hostess with the mostess!! SULTRY (repost of original by '
Thoughts
Hmm... Why do people get angry or upset over nothing? Maybe they should just chill out and not assume stupid crap. What they assume may not be right. But then again to many people jump to conclusions to easily and become irate over nothing. Step back and chill for a sec. I guess I just offend to many women in to many ways. Be more confident of yourself and you won't have these problems. Oh well thats what I get for being me. No wonder I get along with men better. LOL they aren't as emotional over nothing. Not only that they are more fun by far. Oh well life goes on. Chill out and relax.
Why Why Why??????????
Why would does anyone pay some chick money to see her few boring naked pics? when there is free porn on the net. hmmmmm I will never understand buying someone a bling for a few days instead of seeing free porn everyday. STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!
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Sex....the Cure All!!!!
I just have to say that it always amazes me the power of sex! People say when they don't want to do it that they have a headache? Well hell....that's no excuse b/c sex will CURE it!!! I have been so sick the last couple of days and didn't think I had the strength tonight when my boyfriend wanted to, but OMG....I did it and 2 orgasms later I feel a ton better! So if you're feeling bad....go screw!!! Whoo-hoo!
Court
These questions and answers are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. _______________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:
Bath
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?
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Why Are We Here
Nicolas Flamel
we have heard the name mentioned in the harry potter movie and story...well ... turns out he was a real man!!!! the following information i found on line ...the following link u just need to cut and paste and it should take you there...but here is a little of the info i found...enjoy!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Flamel Nicolas Flamel From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Nicholas Flamel) Jump to: navigation, search This imaginative portrait of Nicolas Flamel dates from the nineteenth century.Nicolas Flamel (traditionally c. 1330 – 1418) was a successful scrivener and manuscript-seller who developed a posthumous reputation as an alchemist due to his reputed work on the Philosopher's Stone. An alchemical book, published in Paris in 1612 as Livre des figures hiéroglypiques and in London in 1624 as Exposition of the Hieroglyphicall Figures was attributed to Flamel.[1] It is an exposition of figures purportedly commissioned by Flamel for a t
My Perception
I know I am just being ridiculous but I can not help myself. I have a boy and I love him but I can not help but feel I am over saturating him with my presence. I want to be able to just give him time away but it hurts me when I don't get to see him or hear from him. I feel like I have nobody all my friends are to far or to busy to hang out with me anymore, things are just so different than it use to be. I use to be without a guy just fine I don't know why he effects me so. I just wish I didn't have to ask him to hang out with me every time. Today has been a worse day than normal. I was so ready to hang out with him after work I brought over my computer and my cuddle blanket and he just took off after work and hasn't called me since I was really looking forward to seeing him today too... so much suckage ... I'm not okay. ~All I ever wanted was to be rescued from myself~
My Midget
Great Friends!!
Please show Love to these wonderful people: SouthernBaby, A great friend: ~SouthernBaby~@ fubar PreciousMoments, Another Great Friend: Preciousmoments@ fubar ~MARIA~ *SEXY LETTE FROM KENTUCKY* ~ ~CLUB MYSTIC~@ fubar Please show them some love. Mae Mae, A great friend and my owner: † MaE - mAe †{CLUB MYSTIC}{SHADOW LEVELERS}* Owner of Jade&Jaksonsmom*@ fubar My Sister: gaigeandmorgynsmom~ Club Mystic~@ fubar Kristeen76, A great friend: * Kristeen76*owned by jade&jaksonsmom Member of TheUniversal Alliance ,MAD HATTERS,The IRA.and G
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What happened to the days when a date was easy to get? Where the ladies and guy really cared about one another and really wanted to have a life together? What happen to the day where people could have fun and no one thought it was wrong to do stuff and go out and just hang out for fun? Welp, guess the is the 2000 years guess all that past away and gone.. or you can call me ol fashion either way I'm good. Just wish it was back and the world had respect for one another and their self.. Comment all ya want!!! Do you know why we have rainbows? It is a promise from God to us that He will never flood the earth again. There are about 7 colors in a rainbow. (7days in a week) Have you ever looked at the rain bow? What color is the first color you see? Isn't it red? Do you know why it is the color red? well, here it is: There are 7 days in a week, when God made the promise to us that He'll never flood the earth again, He put 7 colors in it. The colors are: RED,ORANGE,YELLOW,GREEN
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Ms.amber's Blogs
When a woman loves a man... When a woman loves a man... she throws herself into his heart. always ready with a smile or a sweet kiss. She’s not blind to his shortcomings. yet knows when to turn a blind eye, after all a "perfect" man does not exist. When a woman loves a man... she takes his brooding in stride, wants to fix his pain, be his brightest day. She often ignores her own needs, Choosing to focus on her man, Even when he forgets the words to say. So smile when you see her... Make sure she knows she’s on your mind. embrace her eyes in that way of old...just like the first time... Tell her how warm her heart makes you feel Hold her just a bit too long...until the last song. Until the last song. When a woman loves a man... she knows he’s just a big old child, saving all his nickels for "GTA IV". She can overlook so much now with a wan smile and slight headshake, just as long as he keeps her safe and warm. When a woman loves a man... Fo
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The Search
I want to wake up in a different place, wake to see her beautiful face, to feel to know she is the one to trust and hope it's never undone. Trust comes hard to those who've had it stripped away, Still I hope to find it again someday. Why waste time searching to find what may not exist. Is the reward you may find after spending your time worth the risk. How many times can a heart be broken, how many words can be left unspoken Still I find myself a junkie in need of a fix, a habit the junkie wishes he could kick, with heart aching trembling shaking, in an endless search for the forever high, will it be found before.......
Garden Grass Snakes
Wondering.
Ok people of the Fu, As many of you do not know i live with diabetes. This year i am participating in Step out: Walk for diabetes.We are also taking donations for diabetes research.If you would like to donate any amount i would really appreciate it. I lost my mother to diabetes when i was 8 years old. Here is the site to make donations   http://main.diabetes.org/goto/sjreynoldstx Well im taking some time off.Things around here are i dunno too much for me.I lost a really good friend.I dont know if she knows why...and obviously she doesnt care cuz she hasnt asked..if she did she would of already asked...well thats out of the way..Im going to stay with my dad and my sister.Ill have my laptop but no internet.I might even go work down there for a while.If i do work i can get the internet back :P.I just wanted to let all those i care about know what was going on. I think ive been spending too much time here.I need to go out..and find myself again..Cuz this isnt it.I mean dont get me wrong i
Happy Early Hump Day
wishing you all a good nite..and happy hump day tomorrow. I think I am off to bed..Just don't feel up to being here.
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Life
Little Me....
Ok so I am trying to figure out this midget deal. I just noticed it was on here but not sure what it really does for me. So if you read this and you know something, give my dumb a$$ the info. Thanks!
Some Serious Thoughts!!
Lately I’ve been asked what I’m looking for in a man so I’ve been giving it some thought…not like I haven’t been for 3 years… I do know that throughout those years my needs and desires have changed as I’ve waded through a lot of tough times. Looking back I’ve thought about those needs and desires and I know full well that if they’d have been fulfilled, they would have led to misery and heartache. So how do I trust those feelings now? Will they not change again in 2 months, 6 months…a year? Is there any way I can know for sure what I’m wanting in a man? I think there is...for me. This is not a blog “generalizing” women. I own this one alone. For me, to gage what I need and want from a man is to examine where I am today…alone. When I can honestly say I’m “ok” with being alone then it “squares” with my needs and desires. To live my life daily, I don’t need a man…I am independent. My desire is already being filled by choosing to live my life my way. Is that enough? Yes. Is
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Big Pimpin Baby!!
Big Pimpin Auction I need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Can you own Sweetpeabayba?? Don't forget to love on our hostess!! SULTRY
Read This!!!
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN (cb) I am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American. I believe in God. I ride Harley-Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democrat or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it! I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, Gene Autry, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley-Davidson Motorcycles. Jeff Gordon and Dale JR !!!! I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor
Meet My Owner!
Meet my owner... Ponyboy0827 He's the greatest Show him some Love!!!
Free Flesh!!
Sexy
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when yo
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Just Some Thoughts
Really some rambling thoughts... Hmmm...Spent some time today thinking ( That itself is dangerous!!!) I've really had too much thought time( Is that possible?) On my page I spoke about some health problems.What you may not know is I used to weigh 200 lbs... Yea more fat stuff!!! I also used a wheelchair off and on for a couple of years and still have trouble walking sometimes.Now, I am able to get around more but I still have two left feet!!! This is a problem that will only get worse.So, Life to me is very important. I have two discs missing from my lower back.(Parts shorted ...:::giggles::: Anyone have extras?) It causes me a great deal of pain. gotta live with some huh? Nonetheless...reading all the comments in mumms about fat people and wheelchair use really P...me off!!!And ex's and God and... Try not to laugh...!!! I really try not to curse,Doesn't mean I ever have or ever will again.Just not my thing..'nuff said. Anywho...those that have estudad running amuc
New To The Fu
I am fairly new to the FU but really am enjoying it so far.. I Love to Shout so all should feel free to do the same to me. Thanks to all those who have rated me and those who I have chatted with. I looking forward to meeting many more people.. :) Have a great night EVERYONE !!
My Blog Lol
It's very simple, the person who will bid the most personal NSFW pictures including some new ones for my own personal viewing pleasure. Must be more than 20 total pictures. The prize is 30,000 fu bucks. We all know that regular sex is an important part of a healthy, happy relationship, but did you know that regular sex is also an important part of a healthy, happy body? Indeed, sex is more than just a pleasurable activity — it is a big part of who we are, both emotionally and physically. A recent Newsweek article found that regular sex has six amazing health benefits — it can increase a youthful appearance, it can promote the production of germ-fighting antibodies, it can strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor, it can burn calories, it can stabilize a woman’s menstrual cycle and it can offer natural pain relief in the form of orgasms. While a healthy sex life can contribute to a healthy body, an unhealthy body can also contribute to an unhealthy sex life. If your sex life has been la
Never Say Never!!!
STOP USING I LOVE U SO LOOSELY ,I HAVE RELIZED SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOVE YOU, TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. ITS LUST NOT LOVE, SO GET IT RIGHT. DON'T EVER SAY NEVER OR EVER SAY FOREVER, BECAUSE NEVER ISN'T EVER AND FOR EVER IS JUST TOO FAR AWAY. OK SOMONE TOOK THAT LAST BLOG TO HEART, IF THE SHOE FIT WEAR IT, DAMN IT
Big Pimpin Auction
Big Pimpin Auction I need a little Fubar auction fix Well here's your chance baby!! Can you own these Big Pimpin Fu's???
True Friendship
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO IS THERE FOR YOU,SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY TRUE BLUE. A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO WILL CALL YOU OUT WHEN YOUR WRONG AND HAVE YOU SINGING A WHOLE NEW SONG. A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE THERE REGUARDLESS OF HOW MANY FIGHT YOU HAVE AND STANDS STRONG BEHIND YOU LIKE MOSES STAFF. A FRIEND WILL STAY WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SEE, JUST HOW STRONG A PERSON YOU CAN BE,THEY WILL CRY WITH YOU, MAYBE EVEN FIGHT WITH YOU,BUT JUST REMEMBER THEY ONLY WANT WHAT BEST FOR YOU,
From Kate
AngelGurl Happy Birthday to my Good Friend, AngelGurl!!!!! Let's all help make this the Best Birthday she's Ever celebrated! Please go to her page and show her the Fu-Love--Birthday Style!!! AngelGurl@ fubar This Birthday Bulletin Brought to You By LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ ♡Proud Spanker Family Member♡@ fubar
Find Ur Self
Im sure that theres somebody reading this knows what it means when you say "Its time to find yourself, you know, when your mind is playing tricks on yah and its getting out of control. I always say "make love to the mind, whats making love to the mind? you ask,Its when you whisper something sweet in the ear then, then kiss that ear to confirm,and once the mind has that confidents built up then act on it. once you have the mind the rest will follow. Sometimes its easier to fall under that mind control method, when your at a certain age, ladies exspecially us, lets keep it real,lol, you start doubting if you still have it, Im not excluding you men,thats when its time to say "FIND YOURSELF. Or there something or someone you desire desperately, and you know its right but you still have doubts, even thou your heart is saying yes. Thats when it time to say "FIND YOURSELF, and if that something or someone is still there when you do find yourself, then its meant to be yours, On that note, if y
Second To None
These are some words I need to say to you and you'll know where Im coming from by the time Im through. When I tell you I love you,DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When I stroke your ego when your feeling blue and trying to show how much Im feeling you.DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When Im up all night trying to make it right, and agree with you to avoid a fight, DON'T TAKE ME THERE. When you feel like you have no friends, I'll be there for you until the very end, SO DON'T TAKE ME THERE. So when everything is said and done, What Im trying to say boo is,THIS GIRL COME SECOND TO NONE!!!!!
Forbidden Fruit
Everyone has a tree of forbidden fruit, you may not notice it at first, but its there, calling your name , until one day you turn to look at it, hanging there looking soooo ripe and beautiful. You walk over to it, wanting to taste it, but you know it not right. So you walk away making it through another day. Only to awaken with it calling once again. So you walk over and touch it, then taste it only with your tongue, mmmm so sweet, so you bite it and as the juices flow down your throat, you close your eyes enjoying the pleasure of its taste and feel until its gone.you walk away and all the while need and wanting more. Trying to get through the nights, but its in your system so deep it consumes you. Having you in the middle of the night needing the next taste, and with every bite stealing your soul, your mind until it controls your every move, want every waking moment until you can no longer think for yourself. Losing more and more of you, what is the name of this forbidden fruit, I sp
Naughtyiiz4u 69 Girls Club Fan
I believe - . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change . . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. . . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. . . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. . . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. . . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. . . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. . . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. . . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. . . . That heroes are the people who do what has to be done wh
Numb
WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I AM TRUELY NUMB TO THE CORE NOW THAT I AM LOSING MY FATHER LESS THAN 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOTHER. IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER. I JUST SIT HERE AT HOME AWAITING THE DAY THAT I GO HOME TO BE WITH MY DADDY BEFORE HE PASSES AWAY, ITS THE HARDEST THING IN THE WORLD FOR ME TO DO AT THIS POINT. I JUST NEED FOR THIS TO BE OVER SO THAT I CAN GO ON WITH MY LIFE AGAIN.
Im Up For Auction..come Bid On Me
Phoenix's Bully
We Are Family (2007 rework clu - GROOVESTYLERZ (LaMuzik.co.kr) ~Phoenix~@ fubar I SAY THESE ARE MY GIRLS CAUSE THEY ARE ALL IN MY FAMILY. I WOULDNT TRADE ONE OF THEM FOR ANYTHING! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND IM GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO LOVE THEM TOO. STOP BY ALL THEIR PAGES AND GET TO KNOW THEM. FAN, ADD, RATE ALL OF THESE SEXY WOMEN. YOU WILL BE BLESSED FOR KNOWING THEM, CAUSE I AM! IF THEY ASK WHY YOU ARE STALKING THEIR PAGE JUST TELL THEM I SENT YOU...SO START STALKING!!! MEMOIRE
Getting It Done
In March I caught my husband cheating and packed all my stuff and put it into storage and moved away. I stuck around thinking i might could salvage the marriage of only five months. The bitch he ran off to cuz she makes more money than I has it coming to her with Karma he has a habit of doing this and she thinks she is all that and more an has told me she will win i need to move on. It is amazing the stages you go thru when your heart is broken and how you actually lose yourself. The one who breaks your heart calls and you drop what your doing to see what they want odd how that works. Woke one morning and found myself and realize i was in the healing stage finally! Told his sorry ass he could get a job and pay for the divorce or have his new love do it for him because I refused to pay for it. On June 27th, 2008 I went to the mail box and wow the Ass paid a lawyer to file the papers, he has lied and didnt mention the reason for the divorce was because he was marked a Cheat
Rules For Chicas
Rules For Chicas
Rules Girls Need To Live By • Most guys aren’t even worth it. • Boys that are good in bed are never good boys. • Never wait by the phone. NEVER! • Sometimes when you’re single it’s good to make your friends in relationships jealous. • It’s ok to have a mouth on you that can make a sailor blush. • Believe in second chances, but not thirds, because they usually cheat on you then, too. • Fuck regrets, there’s no such thing. • You can tell everything about a person by the way they kiss…..EVERYTHING. • Know at least one person that you could end up in jail with because you’re just that crazy together. • There are only a few things in life more genuine than the smile you get when you think about THAT crush. • There is absolutely nothing wrong with tattoos. In fact, they’re pretty damn sexy – to some people anyways. • Never go after a guy with baggage. Who needs the drama, really? • Text messaging and phone calls should NOT be allowed while drinking. • Learn from your mista
Drama
LISTEN I MIGHT NEED TO TYPE ALL THIS IN BLOOD! I DONT NEED OR WANT NO BODYS FUCKIN MAN ON HERE I HAVE MY FUCKING OWN! HES PLENTY TO DEAL WITH WITH OUT ADDING ANOTHER! JUST BECAUSE I TALK TO MALES ON HERE DOESNT MEAN I FUCKIN WANT THEM~ WTH IN THE LAST 3-4 WEEKS IVE BEEN ACUSED OF WANTING SOME FUCKING CHICS MAN ON HERE! IF I WANT OR WANTED YOUR MAN ID DONE HAVE HIM RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE~ SORRY ABOUT THIS BLOG IM JUST ANGRY OVER BULSHIT ON HERE~
Ugh Life
Lilith was ONE of the first Vampyres, as I see... The Christian God a long time ago had created Adam, and at the same time he created Adam’s first wife, Lilith, out of dust as he did with Adam. They were of the same material; God and Adam wanted Lilith to be under them, to crawl, as typical men think but she wanted to stand beside them and be equal. She denied to lie under Adam when mating and when they would not accept this, she went away from them, to the Earth. God sent 3 angels out to bring her back. They found her at the Red Sea, where she kept a lot of demons as her lovers, and she gave birth to over 100 demons each day. These demons were Vampyres, creatures, and other demons like them. So the angels told her, that she should come back to Eden and if she did not, they would kill her demons. She told them, that even that was better than returning to the Garden. She stayed at the Earth, and God created Eve to Adam. Eve gave birth to Gods children, the common people in the wo
I Lost'd Someone Special !!
Own Bunny
Hey own yourself a Chocolate Bunny..
Suicide Girls
Xena Webster's Blog
Xena@ fubar hey tell if this works,i'm so totally irritated!
Midget Me
A Great Family
I wanted to tell you a story and about this group I am in .. I wanted a year V.I.P which costed $120 but Stephanie Lynn let me in her giveaway and if I made 65,000 comments in 16 weeks she will buy me a year V.I.P well I been bombing my own picture and I had some friends helping me and I knew I wouldn't be able to get 65K on my own. Well one of my friends told me she is in a group that helps with giveaways and contest and if I want to join you have to help with other giveaways so I started helping commenting on someones contest/giveaway but I kept posting about my giveaway so others can help me well after they finished with that giveaway they started promoting my giveaway and in a week or so I had 65K and I received my Year V.I.P. If it wasn't for this group I wouldn't be having my V.I.P. This group in committed helping people they Dont cheat and they don't give up until its finish. they have the best bombers and nice people in the group. They are understanding alot of times. T

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