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I In Auction
ok every one i am in an auction for a fu-marriage that will last for 30 days. the auctoin is from now until july 19th you can bid on me as much as you want. the person that wins me will have a ceremony soon after to make it as real as it gets on here lol. i will be giving the winner comments and gifts every day for the 30 days plus rating as much as i can of yours. here is the link to the pic you have to bid on http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=172313&albumid=1089401&i=478843192&idx=14 i hope to be bid on a lot lol (yeah right) love ya all
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here's my midget !!! post your's too to get more points and have a nice day !
About Me
mark, Your nickname from this point forward shall forever be Violent Bicycle Pump Enjoy and embrace it! Sincerely, RedKid
I Can, Drink Enough
don't matter how your day goes it never feels good enough 2 say it was a great day. up at 7:00 home by 6:00 (mentally), dragging ass till 10:00, get up tomorrow an do it all again.
Letter From Grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving an
Here @ The X
As I approached the lounge the haze of dope smoke and and stale beer hit me like a wall of force. All of the usual people were already there. No one was going to miss "The Battle of the Century" as both combatants had repeatedly trashed talked and gathered their supporters. Tiny plastic sombrero's worn by loyal Slay followers mingled with the toilet seat wearing Bassites in a sea of human filth that would have made caligula stiff. I settled down with my trusty Gin and tonic, a ready supply of buds and the bong, picking a table close to the action but not close enough to be sprayed with fecal matter or ball sweat the contest started off with a barrage of insults from DJ Slay, wearing the fateful sombrero of metal fury. He made several allusions to Bass's incontinence and the many stains on his tidy whities. then proceeded to assault the ear drums of those gathered with some brutal fucking metal. After two hours of ear bleeding metal and enough insults to make a mid
A Place To Escape 2
There were smiles and short spurts of laughter . Momentary ...laps of judgement that led to life altering decessions . Dream-like pre-wraped enchanted words that lingered in the summers heat . Unforgettable kisses that no amount of river could wash away . An instant when I was sure .... But no sooner did it arive . Than did it escape . Lost benethe the bridge in a never-ending story nothingness . The kind that erases pages of memories . Lost .. Or perhaps they were written in disapearing ink ? Either way they can no longer be thought of . Ears that can not hear the water rushing .. Deafing silence that harkens attention . Faces of a ghost . That never stay . They dance in the shadows always keeping their distance . There were promises made . But they are ment to broken . I keep telling myself that . And it numbs the pain . The complacent sensation that everything has a familiar sting . Funny how the summer season , Is the season that stays
Help Me Win Vote For Me
Music
Insane Clown Posse is an American hip hop duo from Detroit, Michigan. The group is composed of Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler, who perform under the respective personas of the wicked clowns Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Insane Clown Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore and is known for its elaborate live performances. The duo has earned two platinum and three gold albums. According to Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.[1] Originally known as Inner City Posse, the group introduced supernatural- and horror-themed lyrics as a means of distinguishing itself stylistically. The duo founded the independent record label Psychopathic Records with Alex Abbiss as manager, and produced and starred in the feature films Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas. They formed their own professional wrestling federation, Juggalo Championship Wrestling, and later collaborated with many fa
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Midgets
Little Guy....lol
A Sincere Thank You
On July 5th, I posted a bulletin how I had done everything on the FU EXCEPT be the spotlight. Immediately donations began coming in left and right and in no time at all I was able to bid for the spotlight. Little did I know that was only half the battle lol. After a week of being outbid, I used my ebay skills (knew they would come in handy some day!! lol). When the spotlight reset and I got that message from fubar telling me I had won it, I so just wanted to scream. This spotlight could have never happened without all the wonderful friends I have made here on fubar. Especially without the generosity of the following people. ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Member of the Life savers family ~Taking a long Fu break!!!@ fubar Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar BBICON@ fubar GodM
Durty South
Okay to all my friends I really need your help! Come Re-Join The Hottest Lounge On Fubar! The old lounge was hacked and deleted by a not so nice person. The GOAL I need is to get as many people in here ASAP. The old lounge had near to 500 members. I know we can do it. ~~~~~~~~~~ We Are Sure To Knock Your Socks Off!! Our DJ's Have Their Own Electrifying Touch! They Play All Kinds of Music & All Request!! We Have The Best Staff Around! We Are Friendly, Drama Free, & A Blast To Hang Out With! So Come Join Us For All Kinds Of Fun!! ~~~~~~~~~~ While in the Durty South go and check out the Hottest Gurls in there! ~~Forbidden Angel Co Owner~~@ fubar ~~Sum V Head Promoter~~@ fubar ~~Kryss Late Night Promoter~~@ fubar ~~DJ Tempty Enforcer~~@ fubar ~~Effing Breathe Greeter~~@ fubar Brought to you by: ~~~DJ GOOFY GURL~~DJ FOR DJ VU RADIO~~
Unwantedlife
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH MY HEART AND MY MIND IF U ARE LIKE THAT JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. IF UR NOT U WILL BE JUST FINE SO PLEASE DO MESS WITH MY FEELING OK
Books!
I'm taking a break from "Forgotten Fire" and picking up something a little different, just because my interest is peaked. The Tao of Pooh Someone gave it to me as a gift last year, and I've never even thought about reading it until today. It's a nice copy though...as nice as a book from 1982 can be, I suppose... I probably shouldn't judge it by it's cover.... I love to read. I'll read a good historical romance novel...The ones where the author has actually done their research and the book has a lot of truth in the writing. I'll read true crime novels...I love those. But this time I've decided to read something different. I don't know why, but I bought a book at a used book shop called "Forgotten Fire" about a young Armenian boy who is forced to live life as he never knew, as he was raised in a life of privilege, after he watches his family get slaughtered. I don't know how long this is going to hold my interest, but I'm going to give it a whirl....
His Sex Slave In Training..........part Vi
After Mistress Samantha tested Marcie, her newly acquired slave, in the dungeon she sought out her male slave, Derek, whom she had banished him to his room for his unbecoming behavior toward Master Hans. Authoritatively she entered his room where the young six-foot two dark haired man immediately descended to his knees. Eyes blazing, she regarded her submissive charge as she circled his almost nude form. Looking down at his red loincloth she could tell he was glad to see her. The regal lady was pleased by the way he kept his eyes down and his hands clasped behind him with his knees parted as trained. Slave! She mouthed sternly as she stopped in front of his kneeling form. Yes Mistress. I want you to get dressed and take the car out of the garage. You may drive slave Marcie and me to the Mall. I need to do some quick shopping. Yes Mistress...right away. Derek answered resolutely, relieved that he wasnt going to be punished again. She then grabbed a hank of hi
The Realization..
With all the cuntiness that's going around on the fu it's reminding me of the initials of my real name lmfao I C.Hunt. Yea say that a couple times and you'll get it..hehe So does that make me the cuntiest of them all? lmao
Perks Of Being Over 40
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your
Music
I am a music lover !!! I think music can make or break a person. However in the music business you can learn just what the public wants to hear, and if you treat the listeners how you would like to be treated you have reached your goal. I have been in the business only a short time 1 and a half years. I own and operate 4 radio stations , I have great managers and dj's that work as a team. We now are doing band interviews, such as metallica, hydorgen, vixen ect... and we are always looking for good people. There is jflradio that is classic rock, rock, and some metal, then we have jflcountry, jflmetal, jfljazzandblues. So if you are interested in a postion at jfl please go to www.jflradio.com and fill out an application we will respond right back. We also have a well known pulishing corp. called Paramour group that books are bands. Well enough said, thank you for stopping by have a great day!!!!
60 Year Old Man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfath
Sex Talks
The Politics of Fucking aka 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfort
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Love Is Like A Box Of Chocolates....
WELL NEW AT THIS SITE AND JUST LETTIN EVEYONE KNOW I AM A SINGLE MOM WHO ENJOYS ALL THNGS..I LOVE SPORTS..MUSIC..ANYTHING DEALIN WITH OUTDOORS..PARTYIN..LOVE MAKIN A MAN HAPPY..AND HE DOING THE SAME FOR ME...
Are You Ready To Be Challenged?
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Midget
My Midget
Interesting Question
I logged off this morning with a thought in my head that I had to find some answers to, so here goes. What is it that makes one person leave the one they say they love, for another? Is it because of some emotional connection with the new person, lack of attention from the first love, or could it be purely a physical connection that they didn't get from the first?? Now I understand that there are several underlying factors here, but in general, what makes someone be so selfish that they have to break someone's heart, hopes and dreams? I mean, c'mon, if he/she doesn't really know what they want to begin with, why lead another on to believe that you are the right person to fill that void. I wonder that about myself sometimes. Have I lead someone on to believe that they are my world, only to one day change my mind because of something/someone that is, in the beginning, better for me? I should hope not, and if I have it wasn't done purposely. I guess that's what it boils down to,
Angel Teardrops
My guardian angel, once careless and free, flew into the clouds and lost touch with me. Her tears were cold and wet, falling on my face. Her smile had left us without a trace. Her angelic lips quivered, frozen and scared, I felt rain clouds visiting, and had to prepare. I knew that angels, often content, were very special presents that God had sent. To see one so sad, so afraid, so alone, had made me weep while the cold winds had blown. Her wings lost feathers, comforting and soft, falling from the stars, floating aloft. Her pain was felt throughout the land, to feel true misery is impossible to stand. I prayed so that when her hurting stops, I'll be able to taste the angel's teardrops.
My Best Friend Forever
My First Pimp Out Wow!!!
I HAVE A NEW OWNER!!!! For the next week, I have a new FuOwner. Shes the manager of a lounge I hang out at and a very cool person. Stop by her page and check her out!!! Married*FU*BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radion storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED Married *FU* BOMBERS*Manager of the watering hole*greeter at radio storm* FU MARRIED TO MADD*OWNED B@ fubar THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! Liberated Spice Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver@ fubar This lady has been trying so hard to win a spotlight,, if you can help her in any way that would be awesome. She has made bulletins for alot of people, helped in leveling a ton of people and I just think she really deserves all the help we can give her. Thank you!!!!!
Go To Hell With Your Contests
Contest
THEME "BEST MORPH" 2 Million Fubuck Contest.I am Going to need as many entries as possible to open this Contest "NO LESS THAN 10" SERIOUS ENTRIES ONLY! If you don't have plenty of people to help you or a "BOMBING FAMILY TO HELP YOU"Please don't waste MY or YOUR TIME!! 1ST Place wins 2 MILLION FUBUCKS 2ND PLACE WINS 250K FUBUCKS 3RD WINS 100K FUBUCKS 4TH EVERYONE THAT ENTERS AND BOMBS THROUGHOUT THE CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5K FUBUCKS A FEW SIMPLE RULES ... No NSFW Pics Of Course,Must be SFW! NO Crybabies,Crybabies WILL BE REMOVED NO DRAMA..REPEAT NO DRAMA..IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AT ALL...ANYONE CAUSING ANY DRAMA IN ANY WAY WILL BE DISQUALIFIED, BLOCKED "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"!!! Self Comment Bombing Is Allowed And Encouraged. Bombing Families Are Allowed and Encouraged to Help! Anyone Being Disrespectful Or Bringing Any Drama To The Contest Will Be Removed Immediately. You don't have To Be My Friend Or Fan To Rate,"BUT YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST T
Sticks Stones
No matter how hard I try, God of patience and support, someone finds fault with me. I am mortified about the latest criticism. I can't decide whether to run away in shame or storm back and defend my actions, for I thought I was right. Criticism hurts most when coupled with ridicule, and i feel like less of a person for the tone in which I was addressed. Give me the courage to confront this, Lord, for it is not acceptable to be treated this way even when in error. Keep me calm, factual, and open; perhaps the tone was unintentional, the critic unaware of the power of shaming. Help me remember how I feel now the next time I find fault with someone. As I've learned firsthand with you the zillions of times I messed up, there are better ways to confront mistakes than with stinging criticisms that divide and demean. Truth be known, Lord, such abrasive manners say more about the criticizer than the criticized. Keep me from pas
This Is Me
I have been gone for awhile. I had some family issues and still do that I am still really busy with but taking care of those. While I was gone I started seeing a man and got serious with, well he broke my heart by cheating on me after we were talking about moving in together and getting married. well that is over and done, I am back on my feet and back to my old self. I just really wonder if there is really any good men out there that would appriciate a good women that would treat them right.(btw one that doesn't live across the country from me) The following is something that is really dear to me and pretty much somes up how i feel. also the song "how bout them cowgirls" , all my friends say it is me in a nutshell I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you. I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the park more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive restaurant. I'm the girl who says,"Okay, but
Midget
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My Fu-owners Check Them Out And Show Some Love!!!!
MY FU-OWNERS #1 my 1ST fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''Mistress QUEEN Nassy V4mpir3''@ fubar #2 my 2ND fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''ღஜDak Kittஜღ ~~♥♥Foeve In Dakne♥♥''@ fubar #3 my 3RD fu-owner check her out and show her some love ''~Lynne~ Diva Mafia ~Owner of NOVA~ ☠J-S~FU-WIFEY to FU-DADDY~#50''@ fubar
My Midget
Midget Viewer
Nice
still trying to figure it out...but it's so sexy.
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Wanna See Me Naked?
Want To Chat Me
want to chat me....im in my MNS sexy.hot.jessica@hotmail.com add me please.. searching for a right guy wo makes me happy...
Porsha Is Horny Now........hmm
hello guyzZZZ!!! well im lookin for some hotstuff that could turn me on!!!!! wanna see me? im online olweiz... thorny_porsha@hotmail.com porshastanley@yahoo.com
I Wonder
Lurking
Why when you know you can't stand me do you want to come look on my page... Jealous much? Why when you know I will see you on my auction photo you come and look...Jealous much? You know I can get bids without fucking begging all day...Jealous much? Doesn't it bug the crap out of you when they think they own the place, yet they have to beg for every blast, happy hour and bling pack they get.. Jealous much? Stop the lies will ya?? I never deleted shit! Funny how you would take a screen shot of your comment then all of a sudden I delete it so it's no longer on the bulletin?? Makes you look like the dumbass and not me! Who takes screen shots of their comments?? Only those trying to set people up to make them look bad. But there are some very smart people on here who saw right through your stupid stunt!You know you deleted your own comment. Just back the hell off and leave me and my friends alone will ya, cuz everyone on fu knows how desperate you are for attention. Jealous much??
Princess
Well I thought i let everyone know the good news. My solid Black Purebred German Shepherd is Pregnant and is due to have her puppies this month. I am so excited about this. I also own the daddy. He too is a purebred GSD. He is a long coat black and silver. And the pups will be black and tan and black and creme and Bi color. I cant wait to see what they look like. I will keep you all posted and when she has them I will post pic. Cindy
Life's
Life's
They say only you can make yourself happy if you let it but I believe otherwise. It's a state of being within yourself that is triggered by outside forces whether you let it or not. It will just seep through your being unguarded as hearing a child's laughter or the skip of a heartbeat hearing your lover's voice in a phone call or just whacking it out with friends. Now, I'm not talking about the extreme like being successful in life, or being happily married for long, long years or being the richest man in the world. All of the above and the kind will not be happening to us because we let it but because we interact with forces around us, positively, productively, and with so much love. So, what is it going to be? We be happy with the world or dwell on it's ills and spills?
Picture Contesttt
Free 25 photo shoot contest I'm thinking of doing a contest I get paid this weekend and I want new lingerie but I cant pick out any, I seem to want to get all I see... So heres your mission Find a set of lingerie 5 entries per person and if I pick the one you found, you get a 25-30 picture photo shoot of me in that lingerie So meggage me with the link to it or picture, and for it to count I must be able to purchase it I'm eliminating anything that cost over $75 So message me on it! and GO GO GO!! Oh and for girls and guys alike! and possible honorable mention as well!
My Heart
My Heart My heart's on my sleeve in full view... for all to see... And I give of that heart with all that I am.... One day... I will learn to pull the blinds.... And keep under lock and key all that is me... I will learn to wait and be sure... Before I share the preciousness of my heart... my soul...
Sexuality
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st
Does This Thing Really Work ???
I still am not sure what they are or how they work but im curious too see if the views really change. So heres mine and if you want too comment you can add yours too this blog only.
Have You Ever Care About Someone??
Midget..lol
Love And Happyness
Midget Train!!
Leaving..
Hey everyone I'm deleting my account, if I own anyone anything pls let me know.. I just can't take this site and its BS.. people helpin who they want to help.. peoples accts gettin deleted(like mine was).. I have been here since 2006 and had to start over and others start like ummm yesterday it seems they are up to 28 in no time.. what is the deal... Wrong...Wrong..Wrong... Anyway.. I am getting all my pics off and then my acct will be deleted....I will miss my tops friends on here. Bye everyone...muahz
Are You An Angel
Angels are everywhere On the ground and in the air They're watching you always. Because they truly care Their watchful eyes Fill the starry skies. Their listening ears Hear the faintest cries. No matter where you reside There's always an angel by your side. Around every corner Both in and outside. Angels will always be with you As long as you know what to do If you believe in them, They will believe in you too!
Things Ive Come Acrossed
A snuff film or snuff movie is a theoretical genre that depicts the death or murder of a person or people without the aid of special effects for the purpose of distribution and entertainment Problems of definition As of 2008, neither the Motion Picture Association of America, the Federal Communications Commission, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, nor any U.S. law enforcement agency have put forth legislation or terminology that would define the term "snuff film" authoritatively. Some possible definitions include a number of acts (killing of animals, faked deaths, suicides and murders) which are filmed and only later distributed. In most cases the only motive to risk any exposure of the filmmakers' involvement is commercial. Some definitions state that snuff films must be pornographic in nature. [2] However, the most common definition of a snuff film is of a motion picture showing the actual murder of a human being that is produced, perpetrated, and distributed solely fo
My Midget
My Midget
Feelings
He gives me a strength Courage unbridled as I soar Far beyond where Ive ever gone To a place Ive only dreamed of before He offers his heart, and I my love We walk hand-in-hand towards forever At journeys endwill he truly know He was my greatest discovery, my sweetest endeavor.
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Shy Guy
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Romantic
Maxine For President
Maxine for President Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president. She was right on with this one! Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. + Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. + Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes! Think about this one: 1. Cows 2..The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And
Love
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart,My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
The Luau Auction!
I'm In The Luau Auction! Would you like to own me for a month then come place your bid so I can Lei you! Here is what I'm offering for a month 1 month in family #1 friend for one month I will F/A/R if I haven't already Add "Fu Owned By" in my profile name Pimp out in my about me section Rate stash during HH Personal SFW salute Rate 300 pics a week w/ 10s unless I have a VIP then 11s Keep shitfaced **Offers may go up as bids do** The Link to the Luau.... AUCTION BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad @ fubar
Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack when a strange, Disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, Looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep' the parrot confessed then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed.. 'What kind of people would Na
I Love
i love my boyfriend
Fear
If I didn't fear so many things I would be somewhere else. I hate that I can't just do what I would love to do. Go to the one place I want to be more than anywhere in the world. There would be so much more to me if I had no fear. I live a normal everyday life. Nothing special. I know what I want and where I want to be. I know what I feel. Fear is all that holds me back. Fear of failure,rejection and loss. If I could learn not to fear,I know exactly where I would be.
Luau Auction
~*~I Need To Get Lei'd~*~ I'm In The Sexy "Your Ultimate Desire's" Luau Auction and I'm In Need Of A New Owner If You Haven't FAR'd Her Be Sure To In Order To Bid If You Already Have Her On Your List Then Click On My Offer PicThis Is Also A Contest So If You Don't Want To Bid, Please Rate Pic Your Hostess:Who Is In The Auction As WellSo Bid On Her Too! Your Ultimate Desire & Owner of The Lust Lounge & Captain for Fu Luv Bomb Squad@ fubar
Sex
Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast. - Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. - Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllen Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that its almost breathtaking to the point you feel you cant take it. And at this moment youre a part of them. - Author Unknown Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John. A terrible thing happen
Want A Salute From Me
I would love to make you a salute...all i ask is that u rate my default pix and my "ME" pix. its not that many pix at all considering how many i have! Just message me that u have and i will make one for you! XOXO Heaven
Stolen Car
GOTTA LOVE A DRUNK!! A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir? 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man replies. The cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it ' 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? ' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out. ........ 'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 Ways To *"make"* His Christmas List
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his minorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice!
Child Abuse, By Our Own Government
Donald E. Wildmon Founder and Chairman Please help us get this information into the hands of as many people as possible by forwarding it to your entire e-mail list of family and friends. Obama lifts ban, will use your tax dollars to pay for abortions around the world http://www.afa.net/ January 23, 2009 Dear Reader, President Obama has lifted a ban on federal funding for international groups that promote or perform abortions, reversing a policy of his predecessor, George W. Bush. Obama's actions mean that hundreds of millions of your tax dollars will go to help groups like Planned Parenthood perform abortions around the world. His actions came one day after the 36th anniversary of the landmark Roe v. Wade Supreme Court ruling that legalized abortion in all 50 states. Please take the action suggested below. It will not cause Obama to reverse his decision, but it will send a notice to him that unborn babies are human and deserve the same rights as
Its Bc Of U
Why am I so happy and enticed to love again? A feelin that hurt so bad I considered it a sin. How is it that I was willin to jump without bein dropped? When one point in time I used to bunny hop. Why do I smile a smile beyond smiles? But for the longest time my frown ran wild. How come I now feel like a better man? When I used to sink in the past like quicksand. What makes my heart feel like its in the right place? When I was so close to defeat that failure I could taste. I wonder why things are perfect and days no longer blue. Then I realized It's Because of You
Auction
pleas come bid
Holdin My Breath
A love pure as air. But in a situation unfair. I live a fantasy in your presence. But lost without your essence. With you I'm a King. Without that song doesn't sing. The best part of me I know. So far away my heart I can't bestow. My odds always even with you there. I sit here alone only half of a pair. Perfect symmetry everything is complete. Without you my love has nowhere to secrete. With you my heart is right but beats left. Till you come home I'll be Holdin My Breath
Night Of Passion
A gentle nights breeze sets the perfect mood. Rubbing his hands cross her body skin so smooth. Lips shine like fresh chrome. Make love to you all night and hear you moan. Turn out the lights and spark the candle. with a soft but firm grip her body he handled. Just enough light to see that angelic face. He leaned over to her and got him a taste. Stared in her eyes as she drew him in. In and out, up and down in a continuous motion. Slow passionate strokes and soft moans she cried. So good they both closed their eyes. Switchin to new positions the sex got more intense. Sweat beadin off their bodies as he commenced. He clenched her ass and sucked her perked breast. Gave her what he got put her body to the test. She cries louder and he begins to grunt. So wet the juices dripped from her cunt. Bitting his bottom lip as he goes deeper. I love you and a kiss nothin gets sweeter. Nails in his back and eyes in the back of her head. Sexin so hard body prints are left in the b
Videos Of Uno
uno at almost 9 months old my new puppy
Blasts
Yet Another Contest
The Mount
Ye have heard that it hath been said, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor, and hate thine enemy.' "But I say unto you, 'Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and them which despitefully use you, persecute you, that ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven; for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.' For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? Do no even the publicans the same? And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? Do not even the publicans so? Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.
Ima Sh0ve It R1te Her3... Mmmm
Z0mbie's Flesh Pit
SPREAD THE INFECTION(click the pic to enter the PIT)
Meet My New Owner
Meet my owner... Miss jujuBug the LuvBug Stop by her page.... Show her some Love!!!
Clever
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!!! DORMITORY: When you re-arrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you re-arrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you re-arrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you re-arrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you re-arrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you re-arrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you re-arrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you re-arrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you re-arrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you re-arrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you re-arrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you re-arrange the
Wedding Blog
Please No NSFW comments, and if you can attend, please let me know by saying so in a comment...if you are unable to attend, please leave you condolences here..also in the from of a comment.' Wedding is Friday the 26th in CK2 Lounge..at 9pm EST all are welcome... Thank you and we both hope to see you at the Wedding. You Are Cordially Invited to Attend the Eternal Uniting of: ____PIMP____Fu-Fiance to Chelle Belle and ChelleBelle** KandyKiss Girl for ck2 & PIMPS fu-fiancee Ceremony to take place in CK2 Lounge on Friday September 26th at 9:00 PM EST. You're attendance would mean so much to Fubars newest bride and groom to be. There will also be lots of drinks at the wedding so please make sure to appear. Any donations would be greatly and appreciatively accepted. And in addition I PIMP am going to be Flying out to be with my Wife the day after (if not soon after) to celebrate our Honeymoon. We look forward to seeing you there and Pleas
" Im Like A Bad Penny "
Your Midgets
POST YOUR MIDGET AND LETS GIVE SOME LOVE TO ALL THE SEXY ASS PEOPLE HERE.... """AND JUST SO U KNOW"" CLUB FANTASIA ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABY!!!!!!!!!! COME CHECK US OUT...... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=53866 I HAD THIS AS A MUM BUT BUT IT GOT DELETED BY FUBAR!!!!!! MAKE SURE U COPY THE URL IN EVERYONE MIDGET AND PASTE IT IN UR ADDRESS BAR AT THE TOP OF UR PAGE AND HIT ENTER AND IT WILL GIVE THEM MIDGET LOVE....
Blue Cat Radio
Blue Cat Radio is now two lounges strong! Click-a-Pic! Come for the Music & Comedy, Stay for the Friends! Join Both Clubs for the Most Fun!
This New Club
(the Sandman)@ Fubar
Well the day has come and gone. i am soooooo releaved that it is over that is one marriage i guess should not have happened. everyone told me don't do it, well i did and after 1 year of being married and 5 years of being together it is ALL over. You know when family and friends tell you don't do it maybe you need to step BACK and think about what YOU are about to do.
My Midget
Midget
Needing Time To Think
I am taking time off to think,everything has gotten so fucking fowled up that I think I need to this. I can only hope my friends will still be here when I return. I will probably disable alot of things on here since I will not be on. Thanx everyone and as cliche' as this may seem I need to try and mend a heart that really never took off.I have no ther choice,One person has assumed the worse on here and I understand,but just always remember that the things that happen sometimes are not what they see,meaning the phone call you expected.I am sorry. You guys have always rocked in my eyes. Takes care Roxi
Sweet Reunion!!
I am so tired! Looking Forward to getting My Seabee home, spending time with all of the kids, settling back into life, then planning a trip (alone time) to the Mountains of TN. Gonna rent a Cabin for several days and Relax with My Man, and a bottle of Jack in the Hot Tub!! Cant wait.................... Much needed time off after being apart for the last 10 months! Get reacquainted and back into reality!! This has been a nightmare for me... God Bless Our Troops! and their families and loved ones for what they go thru trying to keep it all together here at home while worrying about them so far away!! TTUL Southern Bitch!! Hi I am Dee, live in Appomattox Virginia with the Love of My Life!! I am a Certified Corrections Officer!! My Love has been deployed to Iraq since the first of January and is coming home!! Gonna Rock Norfolk in a couple weeks!! Been gone too long! we both work for The VA Dept of Corrections! he is a Navy Seabee!! By the first of August he will be home with me for Good!!
Cheating Host
WELL I GUESS ALL THE BLOGS/ BULLETINS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED TODAY REGARDING THE HOST THAT CHEATS AND BOMBS HIS OWN CONTESTS HAVE PRETTY MUCH SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES. I HAVE NOT POSTED ANYTHING UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THE GIT R DONE'S AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBSQUAD WAS BOMBING THIS A$$ HE DECIDED ABOUT 45 MINUTES AFTER OUR CONVERSATION THAT HE WAS GOING TO PULL OUR GUY THAT WE WERE BOMBING FOR OUT OF HIS CONTEST WITHOUT WARNING. BELOW IS THE WHOLE SHOUTBOX CONVERSATION AS WELL AS EVERY YAHOO ARCHIVE AND FU-MAIL FROM THIS GUY. I HAVE NO REASON TO SAY I DIDN'T DO THIS OR THAT BUT ONLY THING WE AS A FAMILY AND OF FRIENDS WANTED WAS A FAIR CONTEST. HE WAS ALSO CAUGHT BOMBING HIS OWN CONTEST. BETWEEN 4 AND 5 AM EST. THAT SCREENSHOT WILL BE POSTED LATER WHEN HE DECIDES HE WANTS TO PLAY, AND NOT SHUT DOWN HIS FAKE A$$ CONTEST. SO TO THOSE THAT ARE STILL (IF AT ALL ANY) BOMBING THIS GUY'S CONTEST BEWARE BECAUSE ALTHOUGH I HAVE HAD A GUT FEELING THAT THIS GU
Donations Needed
Donations Needed The Bad Wolfy is about to be a Species in Danger of Extinction..... Yeah, The Bad Wolfy needs a lots of FUBUCKS DONATIONS!!! He Wanna Get His 1st Spotlight and He needs all the help he Can get!! I'm going to give you his link!!! The Bad Wolfy~~Fu-Owned By Anna & Miss BeBe@ fubar I don't gonna ask for much just go over and help every Fu-Bucks Donations are well received!!!
Lookie Here
My Midget
Im Up For Auction!....
Its auction time again and looks who's up for auction! Thats right, the sexi smexi Luscious is giving you a chance to own her! Not only is this lady super HOT but SUPER sweet, so click the pic below to bid! I'm talking bling packs, Happy Hours, Tickers, blasts, ALL you guys have! She is worth that and then some!!! Bulletin coded by... The Baddest MILF~ Wifey to Fornicates@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF~ Wifey to Fornicates' on '2008-07-12 13:29:10')
Cheating Host On Fubar All Bombers Beware!
Update on DJ EDGE...... Seems our cheating host, DJ Edge is back after FUBAR deleted his account. Note that if you are a VIP FUBAR can "ONLY" delete your account under probable cause. Seems they caught him too. So now....he is back again and going to my family members. Go ahead click the link lol, he blocked some ppl, but doesn't matter though. I am blocked from his profile, but that doesn't matter either. I want him to see everything I do. BTW... he sent me a yahoo a couple days ago that I responded to. DJ EDGE..warning this doesn't link to his pro, just his pic :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WELL I GUESS ALL THE BLOGS/ BULLETINS THAT HAVE BEEN POSTED TODAY REGARDING THE HOST THAT CHEATS AND BOMBS HIS OWN CONTESTS HAVE PRETTY MUCH SPOKE FOR THEMSELVES. I HAVE NOT POSTED ANYTHING UNTIL NOW BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT WHILE THE GIT R DONE'S AND THE CONFEDERATE BOMBSQUAD WAS
People Having No Respect For Other People!
OKAY FRIENDS AND FAMILY: GET THIS THIS STUPID BITCH NAMED BICCIE MESSEK IS SAYING SHIT ABOUT MY BEST FRIEND CAROL BUBKE. AND WHEN SHE WAS CONFROTED ABOUT WHAT WAS SAID SHE DENYED THE WHOLE DAMN THING. I AM AT WIT'S END ABOUT THIS STUPID BITCH. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS? PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Life In General
Ok, here goes. My wife and I have been having struggles since before Christmas last year. Now, before you think of me as an asshole, I'm VENTING and not COMPLAINING! First, my wife was working for an awful doctor. The doctor belittled her all day long. Told her how stupid she was and how she was incompetent. So, I told her to quit that job and find something else. Well, she was going to get another job but her dad was also at the time dying of Cancer. So, we decided that she needed to be with him before he died. She would get a job after the first of the year. Well, her dad died on the 19th and we helped with the burial and funeral expenses. Then, after the first of the year, we ran low on money and I couldn't pay my child support to my ex by the exact date she wanted. I had been paying by personal check for 7 years. She now said that she would take me to court for child support if I couldn't do it myself. So, for anger, I told her go ahead. Well, she did. And I got rev
Inner Peace
Inner peace i am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By the following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace, The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started". So I looked around the house to see all the things i started and hadn't finished.....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine,the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, The Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.You have no idea how freakin' good I feel, You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace. You ever had a day like that? lol
Pain
Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
My Sissy
Pain is something we all go thow We all need help to get thow it Pain is not cool and is not something we want I know what pain is I get it alot Pain is the one thing we have to face But if we have someone to lesan on during the time of it Then do it talk to them and let them try and help Yes pain sucks and yes we cannot stand it but no matter what cused it ypu can always depend on me Well sissy I know you are going thow alot and you are hurting really bad.I just want you to let you know no matter what anyone says or dose I will be here for you always. I know I cannot make your pain go away but no matter what I am here to listen to what you have to say so I can try and help you out.I just want you to know.
Wat I Want
wat i am looking for is friends near me in michigan so i can hang out an chill i am also bi so dont get freaked out and come and party with me lots of love and hugs .love u trixie
1 Year Vip
Slut Is Not A Four-letter Word
Your First Affair Okay, you have had an extramarital affair, for one of hundreds of possible reasons, some good, some bad, some selfish, some generous. Maybe it was a good decision, maybe it was bad, but now is the time to make the best of it. You still want to keep your man, and if you have children, still keep a good and secure environment for them. If you are a self-assured Woman, then you are simply rejoicing in your power and control and the fun of what you have done. You still love your man, and having sex with someone else doesn't decrease that one bit. In fact, having sex with the other man or men is part of your expression of love for your man, paradoxical as it might sound. That is the exhilaration of being a Woman fully free to be Herself and live a satisfying life. This way is for the woman who has felt and followed the instinct to cheat on her man, to be an adulteress, to be promiscuous. You may, however, still have internal conflicts and questions: "Is this ri
Swtchrry Auction
To All My Fu Friends :)
Swtchrry Auction
Nylonlover
great couple looking for other couples to take pics with and get to know as friends come meet us or even chat we have more great pics that you cant see on fubar
~**action**~
Wanna own SOUTHERNCOUNTRYGIRL for a month? Click the link and find out what all you get. Place a bid and just maybe I'll be yours for a month!!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1002925&albumid=1060232&i=2493544143
Contest Hoax!! He's A Cheater!!
THIS BULLY IS GOING OUT TO WARN WHOEVER IS IN DJ EDGE'S ONE YEAR V.I.P CONTEST HE IS CHEATING SO BE AWARE THAT IF YOU ARE IN THIS CONTEST YOU ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GOING TO WIN THAT ONE YEAR V.I.P MY MOM AND SOME FRIENDS WERE HELPING BOMB MY PIC AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THEY WEREN'T ALLOWED TO BOMB ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKED HIM WHY THIS WAS HE SAID THAT THEY HAD TO ADD HIM AS A FRIEND...THEN HE SAID HE FIXED IT AND HE DIDNT!!! SHOW HIM HOW CHEATERS ARE DEALT WITH ON FUBAR AND HOW WE WILL NOT STAND FOR A FAKE ASS CONTEST TO RUIN THOSE THAT ARE VERY HONEST HERE IS THE CHEATER IF YOU CLICK HIS PIC YOU WILL GO HIS HIS PAGE SO SHOW THIS ASS SOME FU LOVE NOT LMAO DJ EDGE OWNED BY DJ BLUEYES
Why Do All Good Thing End
Fake Profile, Or Identity Theives?
Fubar Ranks
I am an Idol, level 15. I am trying to get my points within 10K on level 16 Fu-Gee. I have 10K pending points, so I just need about 7.8K points to automatically level when my pending offer is completed.
Music Is Life
if you love country music check out my friend James Allen's links. He is a true country singer and will bring country music back the way it should be http://www.myspace.com/jamesallencountry www.digitalrodeo.com/jamesallenmusic Make sure you listen to the song "thank god you loved me" it features my buddy Mark the Fiddler. another good one is "cleaning house" if you really love steel guitar you'll love that one
Texasgolfer's
Jazzy's Eloquence
You want to know, don't ya??? Go ahead, ask...lol People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway... LIFE IS GOOD! This was wrote by my good friend Jazzy. WOW! He knows how to put it!! I envy his eloquence, but proud to have such an intelligent friend!!!! Please visit his page and show him love : http://www.fubar.com/user/1163504
Questions Are Guaranteed In Life: Answers Arent
This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to...5 really important Questions: Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here". Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Now, you know everything you need to know!
May You Always
May you always bloom in sunshine. May you always smile in rain. May you always walk in laughter. May you always find God's strength in pain. May you always find joy in friendship. May you always judge wisely. May you always have peace of mind. May you always be loving and kind .
Hmm.. First Ones Always Suck
Salute?? I am gonna do this, just because, it seems like the thing to do as a member of this site.. How ever.. I am not sure how just yet. Sitting there holding a peice of paper is not my thing. Friends?? Seeing how it is not the really real world. I will be friends with anyone. Just click that lil old Add button, and we can be "friends" those of you that make it to my "family" list. consider yourself special. I either already know you, or think you should be there. GIfts??? This whole gift thing is kinda interesting. How ever, sending it anonymously is retarded. Own up to it! More fun that way! My views, interests and things i like.. I really dont care if you like em or not. I do. I am not here to impress anyone. If i sent you a friend request. I did it for a reason. Something baout you interests me, other then the way you look or present yourself. Being Easy one the eyes and being boring, is really tuely and oxy moron. But is it real! I have seen it. LAst but no
Vip Contest
Need Some Feedback
Ok, so this is my first blog EVER. I'm not usually into wasting time writing about my personal views to the public in general (I'm probably boring as hell and why would I want to bore you?) However, I'm writing a fictional book, and I'm looking for serious input from the deepest recesses of your soul. The hidden fantasies you dare not reveal or wish you could share with a lover (or maybe you can!). This book will contain erotica in all forms, along with plots and twists and unexpected occurances, salvation and damnation of the primary character's very being. I'm a fairly open creature. I explore the world in all it's various cultures, myths, beliefs, etc... and there is little that would shock me. I challenge anyone who reads this blog to try and shock me. If I use any or part of your written contributions, I will contact you via Fubar, pay homage on the Fubar site to your greatness, and also include your name as a contributor on the inside of this book for all the worl
Stay Tuned, Gonna Be In My 2nd Auction!!!!
1 Year Vip Contest
My Fu Owner....
IS MY FU-OWNER FOR A MONTH imikimi - Customize Your World He Is A Real Good Friend So Needless To Say Stop By And Show Him Some Passionate Fu-Love!
Not A Goodbye, But .......
Not a goodbye, but see you soon ... because I know that the friendship is able to overcome the distance to physical, hence, my friend, you will always be in my mind! It was very good you know, (although the language barrier sometimes has betrayed me) take you in my heart, promise back one day, when the miss, that cause chest pain, I come back, even to distant, killing the nostalgia that already chewing my soul. Search Videos At Youtube-Video-Codes.com jarlemos_2@hotmail.com He came to me about 10 years or so ago. I Just won from a neighbor. with a one month of life he brought Alex to my house. A few weeks later he was the King of the house and did everything (he wanted of course)Alex loved to curl up on the couch or in the bed with me. and watching TV , eating chips , he like drinking coffe after meal eat olives, cucumber, coffee with milk in the morning with bread and butter.Last time I got in at Alex in my arms he licked my face with a warmth that I had never felt
Levels
Rate This Pic!!♫ Dj BlackWidow ♫ If ya'll are my friends (and want some rates in return), go help this girl out. She only needs 40 more rates to win some shit. You don't have to bid on her (unless you want to, and believe me, she's a girl worth knowing), but hey, you get points for rating. Plus, if you send me a fu-mail telling me you rated her, i will go to your profile and rate at the very least 20! of your pics! How is that for a deal? So click that pic and go rate this girl!! This message brought to you by DJ AmberFire
Umbrellablog
Amazing People!!
I've met alot of people on Fubar but there are some people that just....amaze the hell out of me! If you don't know these people you are so missing out!! These people have amazing hearts!! Show them soooo much love!! They so deserve it!!!
Making The Best Of A Bad Situation?
Don't you ever get tired of making the best of a bad situation? Fuck that, I wanna find a good situation! I'm tired man, all the drama and bulshit is getting old. Its time to just uproot and run off without looking back. I wanna grab whats good in my life and flee somewhere better, start over fresh, and try my best to forget some shit ever happened. Life is way to short to spend mulling over the same old shit, it doesn't have to be that difficult. I truly believe that drama is self induced, things only get to you because you let them. Just let go of the bullshit and enjoy yourself!
Friends
If i was a fairy that floated thru the air. I would grant wishes here and there. Spreading good will as far as the eye could see, Sprinkling fairy dust all about me. Weaving thru the trees, just like a wintry breeze. Twisting and turning like falling leaves. Where I may land you never know So be on the lookout for my powerful glow.
Bout Scerwed My Life Up
July Auction--own Me!!
Yep, Im up for sale yet again in DevilGirl's auction. Don't be shy and miss out on your chance to own me...you know you want a chance at my offerings and I promise you wont be sorry! The higher the bid, the more you get! If you dont want to bid, I'd appreciate it if you could just stop by and give me a rate, as there's a side contest for the most rates. Just click on the link and it will take you right to my auction page. While you're there, please show the fu-love to DevilGirl! Thanks so much! LadyღKate ~ {Shadow Leveler} ♥Club United♥ Proud Family Member of The Spanker Club & Life-Savers@ fubar
Contest
We are twisted Are you Come have a twisted timeIf u Can handle getting this twisted
Hand
Sometimes, Lord, the simplest ideas are wisest. When we wonder how to pray, the answer is readily "at hand." Thumb reminds us to pray for those closest: family, friend, neighbor, index for our guides, teachers, preachers; middle for leaders and those in authority; ring, the weakest finger, reminds us to pray for the helpless, sick, and poor; pinkie for ourselves. And so, O God, we come holding out our hands, knowing yours is outstretched and waiting.
My Last
Let me live my life from the viewpoint of my death, since I have been moving toward it from the day I was born, Remind me where I'm headed! In this way, I know I can find new gratitude and delight in each hour of the day. For I can say: "This moment---right now--- may be my last."
A Little Bit About Me
Love
Sit by me now, next to the fire and let the warmth of the flames fuel our desire. Your tender caresses give me a chill, your sweet loving kisses hold such a thrill. As soft and tender as a lover can be, can you see what your love is doing to me? I taste your sweet lips and melt in your arms, you whisper "I love you." and I fall for your charms. Our passion together is like a moth to a flame, you continue to kiss me , I call out your name. We go together like leather and lace, what sweet music we make in our midnight embrace. Pack your bags as and off you go to Christchurch, New Zelaand my friend. I was fortunate to have lived there for (3) glorious years. That place was the land of milk and honey or dare I say, the land of kiwi fruit and sheep (giza kiwi- that is NZ slang for "holy cow"). Our trip finds us arriving at LAX airport in Los Angeles, CA angelgirl. Our motto - HAVE SUTICASE, WILL TRAVEL (lol). Dont forget the passorts and visas. Finally, you get there and the

Helper
As you launch out in this helping venture, may you continually recall that charity begins, but does not end, at home. That is why you are going. When you seem to lose all your energy,when you've given all you can, rest in God's strength. When your come to the end of your rope, and patience seems to fly away,settle back in God's waiting arms. Make times of peace and quiet for yourself! And when you feel as though you'd like to quit and go home, persevere in the light of God's long-standing love for you over the years. In all this hard work, rely not on your own willpower, but discover the blessing of being weak and in need. For this is the only way you will succeed, and it is the only way for others to have the opportunity to do something kind for you. Along with them ---be blessed!
My Pink Floyd Tribute Band Think Pink
THINK PINK FLOYD is the tri-state's most popular Pink Floyd tribute show. july26TH SWEENY'S SALOON 13639 Philmont Ave. cross st.busleton ave phila pa 19116 ******************************* people really enjoy the music of Pink Floyd. Their music was magical, epic, psychedelic with awesome musicianship and bizarre imagery in the lyrics. THE ULITIMATE PINK FLOYD TRIBUTE BAND MORE INFO AT ----------- WWW.THINKPINKFLOYD.COM ******** *************************. next up; kenstock july 5th Ken & Renees house 500 E Maple Ave Langhorne, 19047 215 868 3854 10$ - AUG 9th(cancelled) sept 20 (cancelled) - Sept 6th beef beer and THINK PINK (all ages) North Penn VFW 676 2519 Jenkintown Road Glenside, PA 19038 ******but tickets online http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/38040 - OCT 4th Walsh's Tavern 63 York Rd Warminster, PA 18974-4501 Phone: (215) 675-0149 - OCT 18th SWEENY'S SALOON 13639 Philmont Ave
Auction!!!!! Come Buy Me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Midget
Who Is Playing Childish Games????
What Norman/Norma/Tigger/Dixie Posted about the Diamond Vault: and this is my response: here's something else for you to post on your acct as a blog or whatever. you were sent the invite to the lounge by mistake, as sweet did not know that you were asked not to come back. you came in and left one of your many saved little comments. you had an attitude, you were banned. stop acting as if you have been wronged, or you are an injured or innocent party in all of this, norman. why dont you post a blog or a picture of something showing the trouble you caused with jaime and myself. even better, why dont you show everyone how you fooled an innocent man into believing that you were a woman and duping him into fu marriage. the time for games is over. leave the diamond vault and its members well enough alone, and you will be left alone by them. If anyone has anything they wish to add, please feel free to do so in the comments.
Wow
SO IM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THIS WHOLE THING THATS GOIN ON WITH ME AND THIS GUY AND I LIKE THE TIMES WE SHARE TOGETHER BUT HE IS ACTING WEIRD AND IM NOT SURE WHATS GOIN ON? HELP ME OUT TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH IT? Sometimes life sucks and sometimes life is great it all depends on who is in your life!! I keep thinkin I will fall alseep and everything will just be ok!! And I wake up and its not!! Its still the same and it kind of sucks at times!! I am lookin for this person to just sweep me off my feet and make me feel the way I feel when Im with him!! I feel like the world is stoppin when he looks me in my eyes!! And it makes me melt!! WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY AT THIS TIME!! I really like this guy and Im not sure how to tell him I think he nos but Im scared of gettin hurt and not sure how to go about it!!!
Songs Written By Me
Help
Are there any other sites like this where i can get down and dirty. Trade photos and go for gold? I am looking for a bit more on the edge? xxxxx I am looking for a full on web site. Contact sex and photo trade. A site like this but more on edge and less games. Can anyone help me out. xxxxxxxxxxxxx See all of me there!
Test
Drinkin'
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
Womens Asses
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat............ 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...... The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world. God grant me the laughter to help me see the past with perspective, face the future with hope, and celebrate today--- without taking myself too seriously.
Read This!!!!!!
Life
I deleted my last blog due to people misunderstanding its contents. My last blog was directed at my ex's and only my ex's and at no one else (not any women presently in my life or future women that will be in my life). I was just venting due to an email I had received that day. I am sorry for misunderstanding. I have decided to make a new begining in my life. I got a new job and finally got rid of the loser girlfriend. I am starting to feel better and a lot less stressed.
New Start
Da Lil Things Make Da Difference....
SOMETIMES WE DONT REALIZE HOW BUSY OUR LIVES CAN BE AND WE END UP NEGLECTING THE ONES WE REALLY CARE ABOUT. THE LIL THINGS CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. SOME PEOPLE CAN LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS... So you're in a relationship and your partner starts nagging. She tells you that you just don't understand her, and that she really wishes that you would just do more "little things."It's not the big things that make her happy; it's paying attention to the little details and showing you care that is really meaningful. She doesn't necessarily need lavish gifts -- she needs to know you're thinking about her.Here are some ideas to get you started doing these "little things" she really wants:1. Rub her feet instead of asking her if she wants you to rub her feet. Make it look like you want to do it.2. Make her dinner one night. Don't ask her if she wants you to make dinner. Make her dinner before she gets home.3. Light a candle so that she arrives home to a nice environment instead o
My Poetry
Untitled My hands are scrambling to hold on to What you choose to just throw around We can't escape this history we created So why are you trying to put us in the ground I never once desired this silence Nor did I want us to give up and choose death But here I am ignoring all reasons to cry And fighting this war to take one last breath I'm not ready to back down from any of this You can't force me to let go and feel as you do It's not as easy as you make it seem Because the truth is, I love you And I mean that more than you want me to I mean it more than I want myself to believe But now it's all out in the open And now it's my heart I need to retrieve You stole it the day you took my breath away Held it hostage in those hands of yours I can't believe how comfortable it got there And once it was my tears but now my blood pours It spills over what we once were And all the hopes and dreams we once shared But now they are all just a distant memory And I try to convince myself that you on
On The Track Of Being A Healthy Man
1 Year Vip
" I Came Up With Deal "
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS ALL THAT KNOWS ME I NEVER ASKED FOR THINGS I ALWAYS MADE THINGS, AND I WOULD GIVE FUBACKS IF SOMEONE WOULD GET ME A VIP. I MISS RATING FRIENDS 11'S AND MAKING LIL SPECIAL THINGS AND KNOWING I PUT A SMILE OR MADE THEM FEEL GOOD FOR THE DAY. SO, I THOUGHT IT UP WHILE SITTING HERE . I WOULD APPRECIATE IT ALOT . HUGS CHERIE'MARIE AKA LIL BREW " WHATS YA THINK SMILIN HE HE
To Everyone -
Friends.....Family.....Everyone.... One of my family members decided that she wanted to be in a contest...her first contest ever...but since she joined it late, she's way behind.....now she needs our help to at least catch up. Even if you know someone else in the same contest, a few comments wouldn't hurt......Who knows, maybe she even give you a lap dance......yeah, right.... But seriously, stop by and at least comment and rate once.... Here is the link to her photo...... http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=2373265&i=820950308&albumid=1615626">
Rants
After Glow
meet your gaze & help you stand hold my breath & kiss your hand see you blush & your cheeks red smell your hair & kiss your brow brings me joy to hear you speak take your hand & kiss your cheek feel your skin on my finger tips hold your face & kiss your lips love's so true passion begins caress your form & kiss your skin passion flow like summer rain love's fulfilled & we kiss again the afterglow & fond embrace speak of love & kiss your face
Kiss Me
Come and lay beside me and kiss me .. Kiss me like only you can Softly brush my lips with yours Let me feel your warmth, your femininity Put your arms round me and kiss me Let my body brush against yours feeling your passion, my body hearing your call Kiss me, kiss me so that I can submit to you, my body in rythym with yours bound in this kiss. Kiss me so that I can know that i'm alive
Lets Make Love
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Lust
Lust electric Gentle nibble Delicate flick Juices trickle Tender mouthful Indulgent sips Spasms sinful Gyrating hips Thrusts entrancing Feverish pace Teeth caressing Deadlock embrace Lust electric Unabated Flesh metallic Liquidated
Love And Lust
Each shall have a room, as they are distinct As love is blind, lust has eyes wide open for its games As love is day, lust is the night at the bar As love speaks the truth, lust can just lay silent looking for the tasty froth Love need not be beautiful but lust makes it a requisite Love may abstain, but lust cannot By its nature it thrives in banquets Love is pure but lust goes to mud in all wild wrestling for what it desires I can love you without lust But you may not like it after all I love and lust you And in you Love and lust shall Hold hands, kiss tight, hiss all the night Love and lust The two becoming one To both of us So this union may last This communion of souls
Fubar User Licenses
IF YOU'D LIKE A FUBAR USER LICENSE LIKE THE ONE BELOW, PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH THE URL LINK TO THE PICTURE YOU WANT USED ALONG WITH 5,000 FUBUX AND I'LL MAKE ONE FOR YOU
This Is My Midget
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!! A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments.He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses hada professorwho was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real,then I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."

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Life At Home
Well I just got word that my sister needs bone marrow. So I will be going to get screened to see if I am compatible. I am not the only one from our family getting screened so that is good. Everything will be fine. I could use a break though. I also have an exam next week, and a final exam. and I am a bit behind on my homework. So I will be doing a lot of that this weekend. So between work, school, and other drama in my life, you know why I am only doing a little here and a little there on Fubar, I am not ignoring you all. Just don't have a ton of time left over to do much else.
Auctions
I'm going up for my very first auction, please everybody come bid on me "INKY THE RED"
Wasted Time - Pointless Science
I often take an interest in reading about new developments in science and technology, and there are some websites I often take the time to read. When I hear scientists have made an onion that can be peeled without making you cry, I am more than happy to know scientists are spending time usefully and being paid good money for such helpful work. My whole life I have dreamed of the day I can cut onions without my eyes watering. This is a complete waste of time and useful in no way. I can solve the problem in seconds, the trick is to not form an emotional bond with the onion, then when it has to be peeled you will not feel so bad. If that was not ridiculous enough, prepare to be amazed, there has been another revelation in science as well. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewnews.php?id=119159 Immortality, its about time they started working on it because its clearly a logical thing to be thinking about. A shocking figure of 100% of the worlds population has or will fall victim
My Mocospace
Everyone interested in talking to me if u can't catch me here catch me on my mocospace. i am there alot mocospace dot com. name iluvmeu2
How Do U Feel About Me
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , or friend? 20.tell me 1 think u like me 2 know? 21. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?
My Life
my life is just like the video made by slipknot called left behind. it explain my life to a T. I still keep moving on even if the people in my life hate my guts. i need to find a women who can change my sorry life around and tell me how to treat a women right and the way she wants to be treated. i also need to stop asking women to just sleep with me and quit be a little kid who just want to fuck the titty off a female. but my life is so fucked up i work a sluaghter house here in wapak ohio and make below mim wage doing it lol!!!!!!!!! so if some think they can help me please give me a call at 419 296 9183. but is true friend even think he can too better if he just buts his mind too it!!!!!!!!
Weekend Love
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Rantings/music
A Little Piece Of Heaven Lyrics: Before the story begins, is it such a sin, for me to take what's mine, until the end of time We were more than friends, before the story ends, And I will take what's mine, create what God would never design Our love had been so strong for far too long, I was weak with fear that something would go wrong, before the possibilities came true, I took all possibility from you Almost laughed myself to tears, conjuring her deepest fears Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times, I can't believe it, Ripped her heart out right before her eyes, Eyes over easy, eat it eat it eat it She was never this good in bed even when she was sleepin' now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so fucking deep in it goes on and on and on, I can keep you lookin' young and preserved forever, with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever 'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
Are U A Part O It
Fu Auction
IF ANYBODY IS INTERESTED IN BEING IN AN AUCTION SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH A LIST OF OFFERS, A PICTURE YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE, THE ENTRY FEE IS 25K FUBUCKS OPENING BID IS 25K
~~~pimp Outs~~~~
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Vacation - Summer 20008
Good day fubar friends--just taking a few moments for a blog before heading out again... Arrived here in the White Mountains with the family yesterday evening... kids were a bit of a challenge on the car trip... but that's behind us for now! Checked into our lovely hotel room and figured out who is sleeping where... then went down to the party on the hotel porch (which is very wide and wraps around 3/4 of the hotel--offering beautiful mountan views...and alas... some of the construction site out back where they obliterated the inground pool and are building a conference center which to me mars the beautiful of this grand old stone and wood struture... sighs... time marches on I suppose). They've made a number of changes to this hotel...which we've spent a weekend at each summer for the past 14 years or so... one was good...they changed the approach to the hotel so that after the long drive down through the golf course... you curve gracefully up to the valet stand to the covered
Naughty Application He Hee
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET
Check This Out
Tempty
ATTENTION: All white people please report to the cotton fields tomorrow for orientaion. PAYBACKS A BITCH OBAMA! OK I am up for auction . Here is what i am offering: Rate all photos/stash during HH Link to your profile in about me Owned in my name Added to Friends Added to Family A profile comment a day Pimp out in blog All you have to do is click the picture below and start bidding. ~~~~~~~~~~
Things I Love About You
Auctioned
Place your bid's click here: I'll even throw in the following to the winning bid: crush for a month top friend for a month added to the family if possible phone call of your choice http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=867358&albumid=1136565&i=2579431032&idx=4 Don't delay time is running out
My Midget
Lessons In Life
famous people walk on the red carpets because they are famous, we walk on toilet paper because we are the shits "Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." My sorrow lyes in a heap of roses I pick for you in the graden of life where I bleed for you where my sorrowing heart bleeds and crys for you to come and save me from this mess and take me away.. My sorrow lyes in a heap of roses I pick for you in the graden of life where i lay awake waiting for your kiss to set me free from my sleeping pain that burns deep to the cor
Some Favorites
A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. That's how I feel without you. Every day that we're apart Feels like an eternity. You move me... Make me feel things I thought I would never feel again. When I am with you, I feel a warmth wash over me. A warmth unlike any I have felt before. It picks me up and carries me to a far off place, A beautiful place... A place where nothing is known but love and caring. My worries fade to a distant memory, And all but you is forgotten, If only for the moment... My heart is overflowing with joy and love, The joy that you bring to me, And the love th
Freedom Of Speech
I hesitated to write a blog on here for some time because i know how some people on fubar are cruel hearted about what you think. The blog is about two certain lounges and some of its owners/members. You know the lounge rules "no drama or you will be banned". It's funny that the owners & members are so gunghole on these rules that they have become ignorant of their own motives. I go into lounges because i like to make friends with people and top of that not being bored. There's always a price about the drama part though because the so-called cool members in the lounges like to start the drama themselves and pissing people off. It's like you they have a right to their opinions and nobody else has a right to theirs. So therefore you get ejected or either yet banned from voicing out about what you don't like about them and suddenly you're the starter of the drama. The people will turn against you so fast you don't know what the hell happened. I'm starting to really hate lounges because t
Midget
Vip Contest!
I NEED COMMENTS!! IF YOU CAN SPARE A FEW IT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED!! QUEEN ROBIN IS ALSO OFFERING FU BUCKS, BLING, AND 11S FOR ALL LOVE GIVEN!!! STOP ON BY AND LEAVE ME AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN!!! THANKS SO MUCH!
Hi To All If You Want To Know Me More You Can Contact Me In My Messenger Young_hot_mina@yahoo.com
Hi To All If You Want To Know Me More
No Strings Attatched!
Things That Make You Wonder?

Bloggin' From My Noggin
Sweetwater's Dj Schedule
Flash Clocks **** YOU MUST HAVE AN APPROVED SALUTE IN ORDER TO WORK AS ANY STAFF POSITION AS WELL AS DJ FOR MY LOUNGE**** Jade Sun ~off~ Mon 8am - 12pm Tue 8am - 12pm Wed 8am - 12pm Thu 8am - 12pm Fri 8am - 12pm Sat ~off~ ----------------- DJ AMERICAN GLAZIER THURS. 4 AM TILL 8 AM FRI. 4 AM TILL 8 AM SAT. 4 AM TILL 8 AM SUN. 4 AM TILL 8 AM ------------------------ DJ MOM ( Brittney) TUES 8 PM TILL MIDNIGHT WED 8 PM TILL MIDNIGHT ------------------------- DJ MISTRESS GODESS SUN 8 TILL MIDNIGHT MON 9 TILL MIDNIGHT FRI 8 TILL MIDNIGHT SAT 9 TILL MIDNIGHT ------------------------- DJ SUNSHINE PRINCESS **FILL INS WHEN NEEDED** -------------------------- DJ BLADED TONGUE **FILL INS WHEN NEEDED** ------------------------------ WE STILL NEED DJ'S TO COVER THE FOLLOWING TIME SLOTS SUN 8 AM TILL NOON NOON TILL 4 PM 4 pm till 8 pm MIDNIGHT TILL 4 AM MON 4 AM TILL 8 AM NOON TILL 4 PM 4 PM TILL 8
Disclaimer
WARNING: This person is saracastic as hell. Anything she says or does after 12am is completely and uterly insane. Any actions that this person takes should be viewed as a joke and should a 3rd party be hurt or offended during these actions...they need to get a life. Manufacturer is not responsible for lost or damaged goods upon arrival of this person in your personal space. If you whine or complain that this person has hurt your feeling(s) then this person reserves the right to point and laugh at you for a long time or until you run away. If you would like to submit a complaint to our company, please fax us 17 copies of your 500 word essay stating the reasoning behind your lack of humor and we will get back to you with our response within 7-10 business days. Thank you, Management So when you're a senior citizen and the government says no heath care for you, what will you do? One suggestion is to give anyone 65 or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and
Welcome My First Fu-owner
Messsenger Names
Yeah i Gave in t all your sexy beasts here is my yahoo messenger add me Mz.Kitty_69 Just Let Me Know who you are and bare with my response Love you all and WHOEVER buys ME a HH i will be thier FU-GF Promise Love ?you All Muah!!
Fubar Midget
Hey this is so cool...
Something That Came To Me
Contest Plz Help
im in a contest i need 60k comments plz click the pic below to help :D
My Fu-owners
Come Bid On Me! Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz You Surely Won't Regret It. I'm A Wonderful Down To Earth Girl, With Plenty Of Sparks To Give Off! I Love To Laugh, Live And Love With My Friends! These Are Just Some Of The Things You Get From Me As A Fu-Friend Or Slave! Here Are The Fubar Prices Click This Tag With My Offers Below! Joe Is My New Owner Of The "Feel My Boobies" Auction
Nsfw Folder
OK HERE ARE SUM UPDATES.. OK.. AS U ALL CAN SEE I HAVE TOOKEN SUM OF MY NSFW PICS OFF.. THE REASON IS BECAUSE... I HAVE MY OWN WEBSITE. AND MOST OF THEM ARE ON THERE.. ON THIS WEBSITE.. THERE WILL BE PICS AND ME CAMIN TWICE A WEEK.. SO PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR.. PLZ COME BY AND SURPPORT ME.. THE MEMBER SHIP IS 19.50.. AND TRUST ME U WONT BE DISSAPPONTED.. MUAH.. OK TO ALL MY SEXY FRIENDS OUT THERE.. I HAVE 2 SPACES LET IN MY FAMILY. IF U WANT TO BE IN THE 2 SPACES.. FIRST U CAN.. RATE AND COMMENT ALL MY SFW PICS. AND 1. GET MY ANY BLING AND THAT = U IN FAMILY FOR 2 HRS... OR 2. GET MY A AUTO 11 AND THAT WILL LET U BE IN FAMILY PERMIT.. I DO UPDATE MY NSFW EVERY WK.. AND TRUST ME THEY ARE HOT SEXY PICS.. 1. U GOT TO GIVE SUMTHING.. EITHER IT WILL BE FU BUCKS OR BLING PK. OR AUTO 11 BLING. 2. BUT IN ORDER TO SAY PERMENT.. IN MY FAMILY U GOT TO COME VISIT THEM ONCE A WEEK. IF NOT. U WILL BE OUT.. OK 3. I WILL OPEN UP FAMILY WHEN I WANT TO.. *************TH
Blogs For Friends
JULES AND BILL GETTIN FU-MARRIED BE THERE DONT MISS OUT click the pic and show some support!!!! im hostin a auction for bling check it out!!!! 25 cr bling up for auction check the pic and get biddin
Just Somethin I Wrote.
As I sit wondering about my life I realize that things aren't always as bad as it seems. But not everything is as good as most may think it to be. Yes I may have the attention of many women but not necessarily the one I wish would be content by me. What is it about her that holds me close? Her eyes,her smile something within her captivates me. So many things draw me in but some part of me can't let go of the attention I receive from others. Are we really designed to love just one? No matter what heart ache or destruction I feel when things go wrong, the minute I see her I get lost in dreams. When will I wake and see this dream is just a dream and that nothing more will ever be of this heavenly dream?
Want To Be Blinged?
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Lyrics
I did it all just for her I did it all just for her And love wants us dead Just me and my poison girl A prey she was For the crulety of love While its serpent inside crawled Straight towards her heart And the coldest kiss Love ceased to exist While we grew apart Like never before I did it all just for her I did it all just for her And love wants us dead Just me and my poison girl I did it all just for her I did it all just for her And love's heart is dead For me and my poison girl The fire in her eyes Grew dim and then died As the poison inside Reached her heart And the coldest bliss Faith ceased to exist As we grew apart Like never before I did it all just for her I did it all just for her And love wants us dead Just me and my poison girl I did it all just for her I did it all just for her And love's heart is dead For me and my poison girl The taste of the poison On her lips is of a tomb I did it all just for her I did it all
His Sex Slave In Training..........part V
Its been a month now since Marcie had become Hans sex slave and she grew quite settled into her position. Despite the fact that he used the buxom blondes body whenever the mood struck him, he was always genteel and he never exceeded her limits, although they were indeed tested. He had an uncanny knack for knowing just how far he could take her and she trusted him immensely. In fact the tall Germanic gentleman was so pleased with her progress that he no longer required that she be bound to her bed during periods of inactivity. In addition Marcie had grown equally comfortable with his cousin Hilda. True, the tall lean lady lorded over the willing slave unmercifully at times, but surprisingly the long haired submissive found it all rather exciting. By now Marcie had grown accustomed to the forced cunnilingus as well as the spankings and whippings. After the last party in which Marcie was formally introduced to the dungeon, trips down there became more frequent, for her master wa
True Or False
The way this game is played is you tell me something about yourself. Anything you like. I will guess if it is True or False. If I guess right... then I get to ask you anything I want and you promise to answer truthfully. If instead I get it wrong, then you get to ask me any question you like and I promise to answer it truthfully. Ok, a few side rules. The questions you ask and the ones I ask can be anything... but they can't compromise someones safety, their families safety, or discretion on this site. After all this is suppose to be fun. So you can't ask someone's real name or phone number. You can't ask if they slept with some particular person. Otherwise, anything goes. If you play... post the game to your blog... and I will come play with you as well So go for it... tell me something either True or False about yourself....
Connections
me and ma b/f jus broke up and usually im tha one that goes and makes up i cant do that this time im tired of always having to do it, he gets mad over nothing then im tha one that has to put all tha pieces back together i really like him and i think about him alot but im trying to be strong and not call him or txt him. i changed not for him but for tha relationship. its really hard...............and i dont really have anyone to talk to cuz ma family doesnt care about anyone but themselves. i jus wish i cud be happy.... so yea i have no one to really talk to about this because honestly no one cares....im really stressed out right now im 19 and tryin to do something with my life. i decided to go to school for massage therapy. even though i had a car it was messed up so when i moved 3 hours from home to nashville tn i didnt take a car with me. my school was about 3 and a half miles from ma apartment. so every morning rain or shine i got up 7 left at 8 walked to school and got there by 8:3
A Little About Me
im tired of liars is it really that hard to be honest i think life would be so much more fun if people were not so fuckin fake and it seems the more you ttrust the more you get fucked well i got news fuk u all all you bastards that have ever lied to me or went sneaking behind my back go fukin die whores!!!!! imikimi - Customize Your World MY Name is i have kids My Best Friend My Love My Passion
Club Karizma Rules For Postions
CK2 Staff Guidelines and Rules Effective Immediately ..... note for any postion other then enforcer u must be level 5 or higher We are looking for a few things in people that want to become part of the The CK2 Family/Staff. 1. Loyalty 2. Participation 3. Active IN lounge We want you to get to know US and vise versa and see if you feel comfortable, Like the Lounge etc... Owners/Managemet will give intrested people In a position with us a week or two to interact with the lounge. This includes people intrested in being a greeter, promoter, DJ, or an enforcer. After that Trial period Owners/Management will get together to disscuss how your trial period went and give you Our dission after Our Disscussion. Lounge Mods..... Not EVERYONE Will get mods. Greeters/Promoters/DJs Do NOT get Mods. So please DON'T ASK! Our Staff that HAS Mods has them for a reason. They have proven themselves to the O
To My Friends And Family
I have met some great people on here!!! Some of you are absolutly amazing ( you know who you are)!! I just want to say I am sorry I have not been a great friend the last several months. I have been really busy, working a lot, still remodeling the house and getting ready to insulate. PLUS my 2 year old gets all my free time. Summers are hard for me, there is a lot to do and I like to be outside, camping and fishing whenever I can, I even try to get a ride in there and again, lol. I just want to say I don't plan on being on anymore than I am now so I hope everyone has a great summer and I hope to catch up again when the weather gets shitty!!!!! Love ya all longggggggggggg timeeeeeeeeeeeeee xXx Jenny
Poems Of Desire
The Gentle Rain By:Heaven Come dance with me my love, let the moon and stars guide us, while the rain gently falls from above. Our steps will be as light as a dove, we stir up not even the dust, come dance with me my love. The our bodies will combine as you whisper,"my love" come dance with me my love, while the rain gently falls from above... yes, while the rain gently falls from above. So glad you decided to give my warrior side a chance. She can be a handfull. The first poem I chose I call Inviticus Invoked. I wrote it almost five yeras ago while facing my biggest scariest of the three major surgeries I have had so far. Not my best, admittedly, but it does what it is meant to do...Heaven Inviyicus Invoked You have no idea who I am try to count me out ignore mistreat abuse I will remain survive live torment and pain reside within laughter and joy seek shelter try to count me out regret deny pry I will survive love know my heart and mind reign a
Stutter Hot
My breath fades as if taken away, then, deepens in response; heart pounding, begging relief, echos as drums beating in my ears. My eyes, unblinking, memorizing, ever detail a highlight. My mouth dry as desert sand, my voice uncontrollable, a stammer. Desire rules my thoughts, I imagine a scene, private, then suddenly, it is gone. It was the ring, the ring that untied my tongue, no longer a fear of stammering, I return to normal, going my way with only a lingering thought; She was not just hot, She was Stutter Hot!
Sorry
I just wanted to tell all of my friends "sorry" that I haven't been around to rate and leave comments. I have been dealing with some health issues and I just haven't had the energy to get online much. I do appreciate all of my friends and I just wanted to touch base with you all. Peace and Love, dopechick69
Urgent Pls Read
Me & my gf are splitting up. she pulled a fast 1 over me & got the house with a lease acouple of days ago. since i'm not on the lease, she can kick me out 2day even though i have a phone & net bill saying that i have been here 4 awhile. so i might have 2 get a cheap motel or something until i can afford 2 get my own place. i think she's doing me pretty dirty after i took care of her 4 @least 6 months when she can't even work. if this is the last time 4 awhile that i get 2 talki 2 any of u, i'll miss ya'll & i will ttyl. ASAP so pls keep showing me luv until then. i'll return it when i get back xoxox i'm VERY SAD NOW
Friendship
Friendship. 1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words so you can understand. 7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off and then laugh at your dumb butt. 9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND! Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but onl
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Feelings
So I basically ended a relationship with an immature, stupid, unintelligent, chicken-fryer Mexican who kept controlling me. I feel like a ton has been lifted off of my chest. He is an ugly person inside AND out. I can't believe that I had sex with the ugly, fat bastard that he is. He is a sad little person, and he is a constant lier and ALWAYS made me cry all the time when I did nothing.< First, he said that I couldn't even talk or text my best friend Tim, simply because Tim is in-love with me. That is a sign he didn't trust me or my best friend. Second, he forced me to take down all my pictures I had with Tim, and if I didn't, he would get mad and make me cry until I did. Oh, and when I said bye to him the first time, he was like "No, you did not say that. Forget what u just said." And he crawled right after me. And two Wednesday's ago, he threatened to call the police on me because HE wouldn't allow me to go into his apartment and get my things that I had left there. And he
Random Views Of My World (the Good, The Bad And The Wierd)
Just a thought I had after a "shout box dust up" this evening. Remember people that when someone is trying to put you down, that they use themselves as the yard stick by which they measure everyone else. So, to all the asshats, down raters and internet "tough" guys all I have to say is...Even from my position as a "1", I'm still looking down on you. And laughing my ass off!! (names were not used out of respect for a special and delicious friend,though "they" know who they are.) Did I studder (sic)? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me preface this with an assurance that this is entirely truthful, I have no embellished the facts at all. The editorial comments however have been added as my actual thoughts at the time are unworthy of being recounted here. This morning I was up, bright and early, heading out to a regional staff meeting for the company that I work for, my peers and supervisors were all expected to attend. In my attempt to be economical, and the fact that the car was nee
Auction Still Going On
Urgent Pls Read
Me & my gf are splitting up. she pulled a fast 1 over me & got the house with a lease acouple of days ago. since i'm not on the lease, she can kick me out 2day even though i have a phone & net bill saying that i have been here 4 awhile. so i might have 2 get a cheap motel or something until i can afford 2 get my own place. i think she's doing me pretty dirty after i took care of her 4 @least 6 months when she can't even work. if this is the last time 4 awhile that i get 2 talki 2 any of u, i'll miss ya'll & i will ttyl. ASAP so pls keep showing me luv until then. i'll return it when i get back xoxox i'm VERY SAD NOW
My Midget...
I Am In Love
Good-bye Fu
Well I'm no longer interested in this site Too much crap and Drama,and then there's the boring days that totally suck.......I'm getting burned out on the internet,and i'm physically sick so i'm going to delete every account I have and enjoy my family as long as i can! My dear to my heart friends I love you to pieces but,my family comes first and if my life is coming to its finally journey then its with them i want to spend it with!! I'm too tired too come on-line most of the time and i'm not gonna deal with drama when i do!!!sure i cause my own lol!!! So my beautiful friends take care of each other and be good to each other life is amazingly short!!! I love you all!!! I'll keep my accounts until my husband comes home and we sit down and delete them together!! Good-bye My loves......Anyone who would like to write me please give me your address and i'll write you too!! Love Forever,Mel Your Favorite **B
Canadian
HIS BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.. YEA OLD FART..LOL IT'S ON FRIDAY.. & LET'S NOT FORGOT HIS FU BDAY..LOL JOINED 3 DAYS B4 HIS BDAY.. AND GUESS WHAT.. HE ONLY HAS 499,519 Points to go! TILL HE'S GODFATHER.. BEEN RATING HIM WAY TO MUCH..LOL:p BUT I'VE DONE ALL I COULD SO FAR.. SO PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL B4 THAN. BLING.RATE, FAN HIM.. HE'S WORTH IT. EVEN THOUGH HE MAY BE A DORK AT TIMES:) CANADIAN - MR. SWEETNESS - SWEETHEART♥@ fubar BULLY BROUGHT TO U BY: dina rocks @ fubar
I Migh T Not Be On The Net Temp
Me & my gf are splitting up. she pulled a fast 1 over me & got the house with a lease acouple of days ago. since i'm not on the lease, she can kick me out 2day even though i have a phone & net bill saying that i have been here 4 awhile. so i might have 2 get a cheap motel or something until i can afford 2 get my own place. i think she's doing me pretty dirty after i took care of her 4 @least 6 months when she can't even work. if this is the last time 4 awhile that i get 2 talki 2 any of u, i'll miss ya'll & i will ttyl. ASAP so pls keep showing me luv until then. i'll return it when i get back xoxox :( i'm VERY SAD NOW
Im Up 4 Auction Again
Help Friends
So i call all friends to help her rate her stash comment ,infact show her BIG TIME LOVE. She rocks and she need help so let's get together and help her out!!!Lucie in the Sky@ fubar and please if can stop by her owner to Bratty Bytch is so awsomeBrattyBytch {Shadow Leveler}{Fu-Owned By ~Seamushardcore~}@ fubar This girl is so special i can only help so much she needs a vip please if can help her!!! Abby♥Normal@ fubar another awsome friends needs help if you can please do :) needs vip ~~wickedshadow~~@ fubar
My Favorite You Tube Video
Stupid
Self
Those who say they know you only think they do. They see what you see when you look in the mirror. Your father's eyes or your mother's nose, or maybe even you see grandma's hair, but what really defines us. When I used to drink I would see something in others that I would like and pull it my world. I did this so often I would pull pieces of everyone else to create myself. As I get older I find that I don't even really know myself that well. If you were to ask someone if they know you what would they say? Would they say you were caring or thoughtful. Maybe they would say you cold hearted Bitch or that you are selfish. I thought I knew who I was and what I wanted but, I was so very wrong. Most of us think we get all our identities and traits instilled in us by our parents, however I find that some of this comes from them but most of it changes with time as we met and get to know other people that come into our lives. There are some real good people out there that bring out the best in u
Rates For Fubux!
I need help!!! Ok I know I ask for too much sometimes but what i gonna ask now it easy to do......... Well This time I just wan to people come and rate 1 picture and thats all i need please Here I gonna give you the Link:
Drunk Driving Penalties
Drunk Driving Penalties in other Countries Australia: The names of the drivers are sent to the local newspapers and are printed under the heading "He's Drunk and in Jail". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Malaysia: The Driver is jailed and if married, his wife is jailed too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- South Africa A 10 year prison sentence and the equivalent of a $10,000.00 fine -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turkey Drunk drivers are taken 20 miles outside of town by police and are forced to walk back under escort -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Norway Three weeks in jail at hard labor, one year loss of license. Second offense within five years, license revoked for life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finland & Swede
Newbie! Newbie! Newbie!
Just a big ole HI YALL from this southern belle! this place is a damn TRIP! Thanx Michael for the turn on!!! HEY MONA!!!! WHERES DEUCE??? Thanx to all for the warm welcome....now back to adding more pix and feeling my way around!!! KISSES!!!
Random Thought Processes
Confusion Loneliness Peace within A soul stronger Attentive that this is unpredictable Never knowing Confident Survivable An insatiable longing Wanting for this to last longer Knowing better Awaking Unveiling A spirit secluded Keeping this all locked inside Silently screaming Terrified Frozen A mind running Thinking of all possibilities Unwarranted fear Ecstasy Fascination A selfish ebullience Yearning for a fantasy world Lustful desire
I'm New.
Hey darlins!! I want to thank Y'all for the VERY warm welcome to Fubar. I'm confused, LOL. Hopefully, I'll catch on. Any tips or pointers would be GREATLY appreciated. I'm a 33 year old mom of 3 and happily married. I'm looking for friends. Can't have too many of those right? THANK YOU AGAIN!! XOXO Mona
Own Me
Mine
http://www.myvictoryride.com/default_new.asp GOT TO HATE WHEN SHIT DONT WORK THE WAY YOU WANT IT TOO LMAO . web designing sucks asss lol
Midget
English Language
My Peotry About Me And My Wife
Flames Of Passion
Problems arise and we drift apart. But we were not meant to stay apart. Fate brought us together again when twas the right time. Flames rekindled with but a single glance. Love returns in a fiery wave. My heart leapt into my throat when you said you felt the same. Racing fast down the road. Leaping quick, before anyone can say no. Dreaming of what's to come. Hope blossoming in my heart........ I love you, Mystery!!!!
I Need A Little Or Lots Of Help~~
I am calling out to all my Fubar friends for a little help. I am in my very first contest ever and need your help Rosie is hosting a comment pic bombing contest and I have to be the first to reach 10,000 comments if you could drop in and show me sum love I would be so grateful... Below you will see the link to the pic in the contest but there is just one thing contest rules state that there will be no bombing members allowed to help so if your my buddy and not a member of a bombing family I could use your help. Sorry bombing members I still loves ya it's just the rules~ Glitter Graphics Drop me a message letting me know you helped and I will return the love~~ Thank you in advance and lots of love!~ ~Misty~~
Flirtations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=56647# come join the fun! Great Staff great music!!!! Looking forward to seeing you!!!!!!!!!!
Love Is Not A Simple Word
One thing I am having problems with is how easily the words I Love You are used.. I hear them often, some who say it I believe are sincere, others I feel use it when they mean they feel lust for me or are just infatuated. I am sure they all mean it at the time they say it, and believe me, I dont want to insult anyone by saying that they arent telling the truth. I wrote the following to those who say that they love me. You say that you love me, but why.. You know my face, you have even seen my body, but it takes more than that for love. Do you know my joys and my sorrows, my hopes and fears. Do you know of the battles I have fought and those I won and those I have lost. Do you know my dreams of the future, and my nightmares from my past. Do want to be my friend, or just my lover. Are you willing to take time to learn all the things that make me a unique and special man.. Are you willing to take the time for me to learn all the things about you that make you a unique and s
Alerts
I dont know if this is gonna work but...if it does... I am trying to get my friend as many likes/rates/pimpouts/bombs etc... I will pay for the pimps/bombs now lets see if I can post the link LOL http://fubar.com/yourlocalcelebrity If this link doesn't work I will have to delete this blog ;) Thank you :) I am going to be deleting my photos from the knotty album. For those of you that frequent them...and i know who you are haha...take whatever ones you want to keep for your personal whatever. I need to make room for more important things to me. *hugs* I know throughout the years we have flirted, laughed, shared intimate conversations and maybe even fantasized a time or two. I am in a relationship now. I am very happy and I hope that as my friends you are happy for me. I would like to ask that everyone respects the boundaries I am putting in place. I don't think I need to clarify what they are just that there are some ;) Thanks :)
Well I Didn't Get The Job After All :(
well ,i just want to take this opportunity to tell all of you that i miss you all very much :(.due to me not having internet at home and not being able to be at my mother in law's house that much anymore ,i will not be on here as much :(. i miss chatting with everyone and if you want or need to talk to me just leave me a shout or a message and i will try to get back with you as soon as possible .i hope everything is going good for everyone :D Scott aka havok Well ,looks like i didn't get my job after all .The woman who hired me called me yesterday and told me that a guy that was working salad bar asked to be transferred to produce.So he ended up getting my job (40 hours) and she offered me his position (20 hours) same rate of pay for both $7 an hour.I of course didn't take it because after taxes and having to pay for the gas to get there ,I would only be left with about $50 bucks .I would like to thank all of you fo
My Friends' Midgets
29 Lines To Make You Smile
Ssdd
Hey everybody just thought I would post a blog and let everyone know that I am now home back at Fort Stewart. I might not be on much cause I have alot of stuff to get done. But when everything calms down Ill be back. Hope everyone is doing good! Jamie
Own Me?
I think I would like to have an owner here... someone to keep me for one month. I will go by keeping track of bids placed... since I am not sure how to make a 'contest'. I will just end this 'auction' at mindight EST on Saturday June 12/13. Looking forward to see who gets to own me. Love and kisses.
Judys
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks... A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your o
Forbidden Inc. Security And Upper Mgmnt Auction!
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A Place To Let Go
You are home alone. You take your dog out for a walk and when you come home your door is ajar. You are nervous but you enter. You hear nothing, so you move into your living room. Looking around and still hearing nothing you dismiss the door as your own mistake. You move to your kitchen and get a drink of water. The dog runs to the bottom of the stairs. You move next to her and listen. Still silence. You start up the stairs, slowly, one at a time. Halfway up you hear a slight creak, you stop, your heart is pounding. You move slowly up the rest of the stairs. At the top of the stairs you stop and listen, again, silence. You have a mixed feeling of fear, and anticipation. You move toward your bedroom and notice the light on. The door is also ajar. You seem to remember turning the light off. Slowly you move to push the door open. Your bedroom looks as if there is nothing out of place. Your fear subsides as you move to the dresser to pul
Surrealism For Dummies
So, I am rotting on the internet, as usual, when i come across a site called "Attractive Corpse".Has anyone else heard of this? Evidently, this is a service provider for the emotionally bereft, and they offer suicide consultation, design, planning, and after discovery photography. All in the hopes that the client will end up dead (obviously), but not only that, they will also leave behind a pleasing death scene... complete with beautiful lighting, clothing and make-up.Can you say FUCKED UP?So I guess that not only is it trendy to be an emo, but now there are also levels of emo, with the top being 'elitist trendy dead'. Fashionable suicide now comes with a price tag.In case you are curious, they offer 20% discounts for double suicide (for all you romantic idiots out there), and a 20% fee reimbursment in the event that something goes amiss and you don't end up finishing the job. So, you get some of your money back if you end up not able to shuffle yourself loose of the mortal coil. That'

Hit the nail on the head! An incident occurred in a supermarket recently, when the following was witnessed: A Muslim woman dressed in a Burkha (A black gown & face mask) was standing with her shopping in a queue at the checkout. When it was her turn to be served, and as she reached the cashier, she made a loud remark about the English Flag lapel pin, which the female cashier was wearing on her blouse. The cashier reached up and touched the pin and said, 'Yes, I always wear it proudly. My son serves abroad with the forces and I wear it for him'. The Muslim woman then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing and killing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. At that point, a Gentleman standing in the queue stepped forward, and interrupted with a calm and gentle voice, and said to the Iraqi woman: 'Excuse me, but hundreds of thousands of men and women, just like this ladies son have fought and sacrificed their lives so that people just like YOU can stand here, in Engla
Lets Party
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A Poem
Scooters
stop by scooters and head bang with us all imikimi - sharing creativity
Cliffnotes Of Me
dancing through the twilight singing sorrows melody she calls out to the night begging to make things right the sickness inside grows each second in time faster can't second guess can't take any of it back it's calling from the dark of night stalking the hunter until daylight what was thought isn't what's known all it takes is one false step tumbling onto the ground can't get up in the end screaming out for help now it's too late most of us love our parents, no matter how odd and embarrassing, they are our parents it's not like we had a choice in them. everyone says their family is complicated, and in truth most are. but there are some you need god damn road maps to even understand if the siblings are really siblings and all that crazy shit. so when I think of mine and try to explain it to others I realize that it is fairly difficult to understand who belongs to who and what. for the most part I've been lucky though. I was raised in a 'good' home. always had wha
Reconnecting
I WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL I HEAR FROM GEMINI1 AND PATTI1.
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Cowboy Poetry
Near the end of the movie "8 Seconds", Lane, Tuff and Cody are flying over the Cheyenne arena, and Cody reads a poem entitled "Cowboy is His Name." That poem is really a shortened version of the poem "Legacy of a Rodeo Man" by Baxter Black. (Cody's not a poet!) Both versions are printed below, with the permission of Baxter Black. And, below those two poems is a poem called "Freckle's Advice" that Baxter wrote and Lane read at his friend Freckles' funeral. Cowboy Is His Name There's a hundred years of history and a hundred before that All gathered in the thinkin' Goin' on beneath this hat. The cold flame burns within him 'Til his skin's as cold as ice And the dues he paid to get here Are worth every sacrifice. All the miles spend sleepy drivin' All the money down the drain, All the 'if I's' and 'nearly's,' All the bandages and pain, All the female tears left dryin', All the fever and the fight Are just a sm
Children
Midget
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Wartime Writings & Poetry I Liked
Enheduanna, Sumerian Priestess Enheduanna was an ancient Sumerian priestess, from a part of the world now known as Iraq. Her father, Sargon, is credited with uniting the Central and Southern regions of Mesopotamia into a highly prosperous empire. Sargon is often referred to as the worlds first emperor, reigning from 2334-2279 BCE. Enheduanna was appointed priestess of the temple at Ur. In this position she consolidated the worship of a myriad of local goddesses into the worship of Inanna, a Sumerian goddess. Enheduanna is believed to be the worlds oldest writer. She wrote what may be the first recorded poem in response to war, in approximately 2300 BCE. Lament to the Spirit of War You hack everything down in battle.... God of War, with your fierce wings you slice away the land and charge disguised as a raging storm, growl as a roaring hurricane, yell like a tempest yells, thunder, rage, roar, and drum, expel evil winds! Your feet are filled with anxiety! On your
Midgets
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Fun Game
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked you? 17. Would you do it today? 18. Would you do it tomorrow? 19. Would you call me in the morning? 20.
Things I Want U 2 Know
THIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF A FEW (15-20) AT THE MOST FRIENDS WHO LOVE TO HELP EACH OTHER. WE HAVE TRIED OTHER FAMILIES AND WE ALL SEEM TO BE "OUTKASTS", SO A FEW OF US TALKED AND HERE WE ARE. IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A FAMILY WHO LOVES TO BOMB AND LEVEL HERE WE ARE! WE ALL GIVE 110% AND WON'T SETTLE FOR MEMBERS WHO DON'T GIVE THE SAME! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY THINGS TO BE A FAVORITE MEMBER JUST HELP AND BE HELPED! SOUND GOOD? WELL THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT IN AND IF YOU ARE IN A GIVEAWAY OR CONTEST.
How Much I Love You Tc
Poetry
The cold, dark, dank, deep recesses of my mind, The abysmal black hole of my soul, Something is lost in the translation of happiness, Sorrow fills my senses, A longing, a deep wanting, Craving for something unseen, No peace shall be found, No relief, No warmth, Nothing will ease the constant pain. It is like something rain, rain, raining on you, Reliving the everlasting nightmare, No happy thoughts, just deep wretched blackness, Everlasting hatred for this putrid stench of dreariness, That lingers within you. Until one day something brightens your life, Making everything seem worthwhile, And you know now only sunny days shall you have, No more dreary shadows to darken your doorstep. No more gloom to eviscerate your dreams, And you know now all your dreams will come true.
Auctions
THE ALL AMERICAN MILITARY BIKINI AUCTION AND THE MILITARY IN DRESS AUCTION WE ARE RUNNING 2 DIFFERENT AUCTION: THE ALL AMERICAN BIKINI AUCTION: WE NEED 20 LADIES WILLING TO GET DOWN IN THERE BIKINIS SHOWING SOME SUPPORT TO THE MILITARY. RULES TO THE AUCTION ENTRIES: YOU NEED TO HAVE A VALID VERIFIED SALUTE YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION WE NEED YOUR NAME/AND A MESSAGE YOU WANT TO SEND OUT TO THE MEN AND WOMAN HERE IN IRAQ ENTRY FEE IS 30K LOWEST BID WILL BEGIN FOR ALL AT 50K WHAT WE WILL DO IS FAN/ADD/RATE YOU AND YOUR PICS TO THE WINNER BUT ALL CONTESTANTS WILL BE ADDED/FANNED/AND PROFILE RATED AND A GIFT SENT TO THEM THE ALL AMERICAN MILITARY IN DRESS AUCTION RULES TO THE AUCTION ENTRIES: YOU NEED TO HAVE A VALID VERIFIED SALUTE YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE IN THE AUCTION YOU NEED TO PRIVATE MESSAGE US WITH YOUR NAME/RANK/BRANCH/UNIT/ AND WHERE YOUR STATIONED/SER
Asshat Award
this idiot has to be one stupid mother... money@ fubar Thinks every woman falls for his ass. ->money: well , i think your a jackass. go fuck yourself money: im male you stupid cunt....you want $100 or not money: ok you stupid bitch thats main part of his iq...before i blocked the sob
Going To The Lion's Den Tonight
Hi Boyz & Gurls... Well another week passes in the night and here every one worked and slaved or stayed couped up to avoid the chill. Do you need Release? Do your feet start to thumpin at the sound of strings strummin ?... Well get off ya's collective asses and come on down to the pub. We will be dancing and tipping a glass at The Loin's Den at around 8 till close and hope some of the Hundreds of locals on FuBar drop in and tip a toast to winters leaving and Springs arrival. Dress Up, Dress Down, Dress Black, Dress Red, Put on pumps or sneakers ( We prefer FMP's ) and drop in. There will be young folk, old folk and half dressed folk about so Ya'll Come On Down.... If ya don't know where its at then let me fill ya in.. I like that part... Mountain View Lodge 2615 Cumberland Falls Hwy, Corbin, KY (606) 523-0013 Map Link : /maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Mountain+view+lodge,+corbin,ky&ie=UTF8&z=13&iwloc=A> It's On Highway 25w (2615 Cumberland F
Dancin
Thoughts And Anger
SOME MEN HAVE THE BALLS TO COME UP IN ONES SHOUT BOX AND ALL HE HAS TO SAY IS MY C**K IS HARD WHAT IS THAT WHO GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT what is it because i am a female subbie it gives them right please give me a break. i dont understand it at all not even a good morning how are you nothing but that darn shit sick is all get out. if you going to talk like that to me stay the heck off my page and if i want to look at your pictures i will dont tell me go look please this just kills me they all think all you want is what is between thier legs grow the heck up because i am in the lifestyle dont mean i am about all sex i am not i do have a mind get over yourself. I know i am not that good looking but i am far from ungly now tell me why some ladys can put in thier away message they want something and they get it is it because they so darn hot and show all thier nude picks. I can put it in my away meaagae and everyone looks at me like why would i give you anything i don
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Frozen Accounts
Let Me Love U
A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole;it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it;it gives to two questioning natures a reason for living,and something to live for; it will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth,and a new mystery to life. Honestly what will become of me don't like reality It's way too clear to me But really life is daily We are what we don't see Missed everything daydreaming Flames to dust Lovers to friends Why do all good things come to an end Flames to dust Lovers to friends Traveling I only stop at exits Wondering if I'll stay Young and restless Living this way I stress less I want to pull away when the dream dies The pain sets in and I don't cry I only feel gravity and I wonder why Well the dogs were whistling a new tune Barking at the new moon Hoping it would come soon so that they could Dogs were whistling a new tune Bark
Own Me :)
Im in a auction .come and bid on me :) At least Rate Pic for me PLEASE :) Huggsss
Speechless
I don't know what to say except Thank you. This made me smile and tear up at the same time.
Friends
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
Midget
Lost Love
ONCE UPON A TIME WE WERE BEST FRIENDS.YET WE WERE WORST ENEMIES.I DIDNT KNOW YOU AND YOU DIDNT KNOW ME. HERE WE STAND TODAY WALKING HAND AND HAND. ALL ALONG WE THOUGHT OF EACH OTHER. YET WE NEVER GAVE THE OTHER A PASSING GLANCE. I THANK GOD EVERYDAY FOR MY SECOND CHANCE. WE WERE LOST LOVES THAT NEVER EVEN BEGAN. TO BEGINING A NEW LIFE. WHEN THERE WAS NO HOPE OF A TOMORROW, YOU SHOWED UP AND BROUGHT BACK MY HEART. THANK YOU FOR A FRESH START. SO HERES TO ME AND YOU, LOST LOVES THAT WE HAVE HAD, THAT ALLOWED US TO BE TOGETHER. YOU HAVE MY HAND, MY HEART AND MY SOUL FOREVER. TO MY LOVE AMBER BEDDINGFIELD
About Me
Create Your Own Create Your Own
Swing Life Style
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Here I Am
Here I am setting here surfing the net I and I run into the happy hour America is great. Anyway never give up on life it's way to short so I say FUCKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! When it's my time to go IM GOING IN SLIDING LIKE IN A BASEBALL GAME AND THE LAST WORDS WILL BE WHATT A FUCKING RIDE IT WAS BECAUSE I LIVED LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND NEVER GAVE UP.
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Packin Up
HEY EVERYBODYIM JUST LETTING YOU ALL KNOW THAT IM HEADING BACK TO KY I WONT BE ONLINE ALL THIS WEEKEND TIL SOMETIME THIS WEEK SO IM GONNA MISS U ALL TIL THEN PLZ TRY TO SHOW ME LOVE WHILE IM GONE AN WHEN I GET BACK ONLINE I WILL DO THE SAME BACK 1 LOVE,
Lovers Tonight, Friends Tomorrow
To All My Friends
Someone last night stole my morphs...I made new ones with a copywrite to them..If anyone is seen using them now they will be deleted in their album..They might even get their account deleted too. If you have special pics you don't want other to steal..my advise is.. set your albums to friends or family only. put a copywrite in them..you can check my morph pics for a sample. This is the person who steals others pics: http://fubar.com/user/1998502 Ty for all your support threw this... Hope you enjoy you new pics... Radisome *HUGS*
Reason, Season Or Lifetime?
I got a very interesting message in my e-mail, sorry its so long, but it touched me so I wanted to share, here goes: People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. So
My Stashes
"I Believe I Can Fly" I used to think that I could not go on And life was nothing but an awful song But now I know the meaning of true love I'm leaning on the everlasting arms If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [1] I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away I believe I can soar I see me running through that open door I believe I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly See I was on the verge of breaking down Sometimes silence can seem so loud There are miracles in life I must achieve But first I know it starts inside of me, oh If I can see it, then I can do it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [Repeat 1] Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh If I can see it, then I can be it If I just believe it, there's nothing to it [Repeat 1] Hey, if I just spread my wings I can fly I can fly I can fly, hey If I just spread my
Just Thoughts
Just For The Points. Lol
Virgo
Virgo is the sixth Sign of the Zodiac, to be exact, and that's the way Virgos like it: exacting. Those born under this Sign are forever the butt of jokes for being so picky and critical (and they can be), but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others. Virgos, more than any other Sign, were born to serve, and it gives them great joy. They are also tailor-made for the job, since they are industrious, methodical and efficient. The sense of duty borne by these folks is considerable, and it ensures that they will always work for the greater good.
Auctions
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Truer Words Never Spoken
There are things in my life that have happened that make absolutely no sense to me. I try to figure out their meanings so I can move past them, but they just become more of an inigma and confusion to me. I walk through life trying to realize why happiness comes and goes but it never seems to stick around for too long of a period of time. Why does happiness have to come at a price. To be happy sometimes it seems you have to give up a peice of yourself, but is that true happiness. Is it just me or does this happen to everyone? I love to be loved, and to be able to love someone completely in return, but I wonder if my love iis never accepted fully as I give it will their love ever be real. Am I asking too much from someone when I ask them to accept me for me with all my good things and all my flaws and faults. Accept me for who I am and love me without trying to change me. Know that they can trust me and I will always stay with them even if they let go of the raeins and tell
Chocolate Bunny's Pimpout List
Chocolate Bunny'sPIMPOUT LIST 100k OR 7 day BLAST to get on here *I'm $aving for SPOTLIGHT* THESE ARE SOME WONDERFUL FRIENDS OF MINE.. SO PLS FAN..ADD..RATE EVERYONE...THANKS EVERYONE FOR YOUR HELP!! BEACHTAXI beachtaxi@ fubar MORTICIA MORTICIA~RL GF OF SGT. RAIDER~Sarge's Bad Girl~Stiletto Girl~Fubar's Finest Melons@ fubar CHOCOLATE BUNNY
New
Well i had never heard about fubar until a casting call for the models of fubar posted on model mayhem. I hope they consider me or I get it! i can be the new face of fubar!! tell me what you think!
Watch Out For This Ass*hole
My List Of Things To Do Before I Die
I'm not sure if anyone else has a list like this but here is mine. =] 1. Make out with a rock star 2. Fly in an airplane 3. Jump out of an airplane 4. Bungee Jump 5. Learn to play guitar 6. Swim with dolphins 7. Own a 1968 Shelby Mustang
Erotic Stories From The Mrs
You came home from work, it had been a long tedious night on the third shift. Driving home, although exhausted, the birds were singing and the summer warmth was just beginning to radiate. You couldn't help but smile a wide grin... The house was very quiet when you entered, which wasn't unusual, often your wife was sleeping when you entered and you would silently slip into the bed next to her and drift off. But this time things seemed different in the house... The lights were left on in the kitchen and sitting on the dining room table was an empty bottle of tequila. You lightly stepped down the hallway toward the bedroom door and as you approached the cracked door you heard the joints of the bed creaking. You paused right outside the door, and took a deep breath, fear and dread as well as excitement swelled in your chest. You put your palm against the door and pushed it a crack and put your eye near the crack. There in the slanted morning light beaming through the blinds you saw a nake
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"bitches"
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch knows that mutha fucka's first name, last name, birthday,address, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works,how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking
Autism Stuff...plz Read
THIS IS SO EXCITING! I PRAY FOR THE DAY WHERE A LINK CAN BE DISCOVERED FOR MY BABY!! Hazel Eyes ______________________________________________ Autism Genes Unlock Disorder's Mystery Autism Discovery Heightens Hope for Cure By JOHN MCKENZIE July 10, 2008 New findings by Harvard researchers may bring families one step closer to discovering a cure for autism, a disorder shrouded in mystery. Researchers have found new genes that play a role in the development of autism. Research published in the journal Science, today, reveals new genes that are implicated in autism. And the latest findings provide critical insight into how the disorder impacts children. "We're now understanding from our study just what genes are involved," said Dr. Christopher Walsh, chief of genetics at Children's Hospital in Boston, who led the study. "We're finding the genes that are involved are those that are involved in learning. And we are understanding how these genes are abnormal." As ma
The Coffee Shop
Real And Fake People
Um
i know im not smoking wacky backy .. i know its stopid oclock but can sum one give me heads up on why im rerating profiles ...
And These Are The Days Of My Life
I fucking can't stand man whores...now why is it that guys just cant stick to one pussy? it makes me really sick..ugh..like tonite I just found out my so called "best friend" slept with the guy I really liked around here...and I was really diggin him but oh well..guess Im not good enough..I mean hes not my man but more like fwb type thing..and I think she wanted to test the waters herself cuz I would tell her everything about what me and him have done..well she sure did..wtf is up with these friends man..ugh fuck it..a man doesnt see a good woman even though shes right there in front of his face..oh well his loss...my fingers do just fine yea....my first blog on fubar...where to start? well first of all yesturday evening..someone was banging on the door like the fucking poepoes..I looked out the window and saw my car!...I was like wtf? are they giving my car back..I remember the convo I had with my friend that she would help me get it fixed and give it back to me...well anywho obviousl
Ugh
Thank U
thanks to whoever is sending the annonymous gifts! would love to know who u r..
Check Yourself
I don't understand how reasonably rationale people are willing to just cut their souls out and hand them over wholesale. Have some respect for yourself. And if you come up begging for me to give you a rating, you damn well better accept what you're given. If the scale is 1-10 then I got news for you people, that makes 5 average. Don't get pissy with an eight like you just got insulted. Don't tell me that you can only rate people 10's and that if you don't people will get mad at you and block you. If being an 8 in a world of 5's and less is insulting or beneath you, then you need to zoom out of your current situation and see yourself on the computer getting pissy that someone you BEGGED to rate you, rated you, but didn't give you the rating you wanted. Why would you ask to be rated? Don't lie, beg to be rated a 10 if that's what you're after. Be the best whore you can be. Check yourself before you look my way. That said, I'm grateful for the people in my life, but I
Crying
Some Neat Words
Someone else posted this in a mumm and I really just think these are very wise words and something more people should reflect on... so I'm not going to elaborate on what I think they mean, but rather let you read and decide for your self! ------------------------------------------------ That character is power is true in a much higher sense than that knowledge is power. Mind without heart, intelligence without conduct, cleverness without goodness, are powers in their way, but they may be powers only for mischief. We may be instructed or amused by them, but it is sometimes as difficult to admire them as it would be to admire the dexterity of a pickpocket or the horsemanship of a highwayman. Deportment, honesty, caution, and a desire to do right carried out in practice, are to human character what truth, reverence, and love are to religion. They are the unvaried elements of a good reputation. Such virtues can never be reproached, although the vulgar and despicable may scoff at them;
Blog Of The Jami
Boy
HELLO im from upstate new york ,been married for 31 years, to my wonderful wife. i like to chat and flirt sometimes. i like to go bowling, fishing and like to watch wresting ,come here to meet new friends . and chat with my old friends
Can You Help Me
For Him
To My Friends
Fires
Be sure to post yours here as well! Crews battling Valley View fire, others burning across Inland Northwest Posted: July 10, 2008 06:05 PM Updated: July 11, 2008 06:19 AM SPOKANE, Wash. - Firefighters in Spokane County area are getting help from the state to help fight the Valley View fire, a fire in the Dishman Hills area of Spokane Valley that has burned at least 8 homes. High winds and hot temperatures helped start and fan several wildfires Thursday in Idaho and Eastern Washington. The evacuation orders connected to the 1,200-acre Valley View fire have been reduced and cover an area bounded south and east of 18th and Park to 48th Avenue, and west of Dishman-Mica. Residents in the area east of Dishman-Mica can return to their homes, but they should be aware that access into the area is difficult. Authorities say they have a two mile perimeter set up around the fire and believe it started somewhere on Eastern Lane between 18th and 20th. Sheriff Ozzi
Under New Owner
Well where do I start.The man who has been here calling himself Brahama is my friend.I dont mind if he uses my nick name. but he has told a few people my real name and where I live.But dont be to hard on him He has a problem he has a disorder that he wants to be other people.And part of his therapy is that he had to tell me every thing that he was listed as me on the net.I think he has promised some things to some ladies here.I will come to every one one at a time to explain.For a while I want to look around fubar.so far it seems very cool. again I am sorry if my friend has upset any one here
Sexual Identity
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Miscellaneous
Part 3 of 3. The dawn of day three breaks under a heavy, low hanging cloud. The skies of life are heavy as he confronts the reality that this is their last day together. The joy and glee of the previous two days brighten his spirit, while the reality of the clock, and the looming miles, cast their gloomy shadow. For a brief fleeting moment he wallows in the sorrow of their reality and his heart cries in anguish at the thought of not seeing her tomorrow. Adding to the the reality of the hour, is a lingering doubt about her interest. He is from one circumstance, her from another. She had previously commented on his Southern mannerisms and he cannot help but wonder if that is good thing, or if she has mistaken such manners for passiveness. For if she has, how will she react when he digs his heels in over something important to him? Will she run? Will she fight? Or, will she have the courage to stand up to his challenge without the argument turning into a personal assault?
Bombing Contest
My Words (your Bible)
The sound of rain pouring down from the skies filled the six ears of those who were about to do battle with each other as the human gunmen reached out for their pistols the vampire was already morphing his vile body into a creature of the unknown the battle began when one of the human gunmen fired a shot towards the vile body that appeared after the shroud of mist was lifted by the wind the vampire dodged the bullet that was flying towards him with a swift step to the left and jumped towards one of the gunmen opening his arms extending his claws as if he wanted to slash at his chest the gunman who was a female dressed in light armor extended her arms on atop the other pistols held sideways and shot 4 times at the vile thing flying at her the shots ricocheted of their target the unaffected vampire did not change his trajectory was flying towards the female gunman when he almost reached her there was a loud bang and what seemed like a gunshot from a very big gun and the vampire was s
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Dragon Im Drawin 4 Chris
This is a picture i'm drawing 4(real life boyfriend ) Chris....let me know what you think I'M workin on the body now....:D
Daddy News
i finally heard back from my sons father :D im so happy after 5 years of no contact. we have contact again, he does want to be apart of our sons life and that in itself makes me happy. i want my son to have both of his parents in his life and at 100%. we are going to take things slow with introducing his father to him. but i cant wait for the day that they meet My Lil man will love it. :D
Family List
Ok, To get on my family list it is rather simple. you can do it in one of a few ways, 1) buy a happy hour (lifetime and Top Family rating) 2) buy a blast (gets a lifetime add) 3) give 100K fubucks (gets 18 months) 4) give 50K fubucks (gets 6 months) once you do one of those, i will add you to the family list, and then you can see all the pics that are family
Friend's Mini Me
My Midget
Host Your Midget Here......
Ok folks, here is the deal. we now have the Midgets, or mini me's as i like to call them. and you get points when ever yours shows up. so here is the rules. 1) you send me your Fubar user ID (IE: fubar User ID: 764544) 2) you must post my Midget somewhere on your site and tell me where i can find it 3)once i verify my Midget is on your site somewhere, be it a blog, stash, or anywhere else, yours will be posted to my page under interests, as well as add you to the family 4)I will also host your Mini me for 50K fubucks, for 6 months, 100K fuBucks for a year, a ticker for 18 months, a Blast or Bling pack gets 2 years, and if you buy me a Happy Hour you get on the family for life... So stop reading this already and mail me your ID number, comon what you waiting for?????
Mini Me
Made For Me
i love it thank you !!!
A Friend Need Fubar Love So Plz Help
My friend Franco is new on Fubar and needs all the love to keep him here...He had Myspace...so lets show him how different Fubar is...Fan Rate and add him...Show him love. Franco@ fubar
Hello!!
I was going to delete my account but I decided not to. Well, its been awhile since I have been on but I am back, single, still hot as ever, and ready to have some fun so send me a Shoutout!
Butterflies
An Awareness Blog
Imperfections
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I Need My Heart Back
Looking back on the past as I sit here alone... I realize that I never moved on from you... You've had my heart since the first day we met... I need my heart back. I've pushed you away so many times just to run back... Just to prove to everyone that they was right... I've pasted up alot just to wait on you... I need my heart back. He walked into your life and swept you off your feet... Took your heart and kept it so dear to him... You look so happy in love, but... I need my heart back. One day you'll all sit back and look back on this... Laugh and forget about it like it wasn't nothing... But as for me... 20 years from now.... I'll need my heart back
God Done Good On This One
Sitting here.. With nothing much to do, browsing through... Came across this goddess in plain clothes and hiding... The smile like no other and the eyes that captured the stars... God done good on this one. From the first hello... my jaw hit the floor... Figured you was taken and happily with some lucky guy... To my surprise your single and seeming intrested in me... God done good on this one. Had a horrible day til I seen your smile, and everythings better... Your shyness and mystic amazes me beyond belief... Wondering what it would be like to accually find out why u came into my life... God done good on this one.
Where Did I Mess Up
Daydreaming while driving down the road... Wondering how your doing and if everything's ok... I pick up the phone to dial 9 number's and hang up... Where Did I Mess Up. I treated you like I treated no other... Done everything in my power to make you happy and let you be free... You say you have things to handle before anything further steps... Where Did I Mess Up. Everyday I fight the urge to call you and see how your doing... I know what your answer is going to be and I hate to hear that mailbox... You took me by surprise and completely off guard... Where Did I Mess Up. I'm writing this to tell you how I feel... So hopefully one day you'll take a glance and realize it's all for you... But until that day where we can become friends again... I'll always wonder... Where Did I Mess Up.
Boo Boo
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Midget & Lounge
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The New Man In My Life!!!
Let's Get It On
Last one of these I saw had a bunch of blank midgets so let's give this another shot! So just hit repost and add your Midget!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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The Drive
The morning started out Beautifully Blue skies meet us as we started our trip to the Cabin. It was hot already when you said to turn the air conditioner. As were drove you but on music and started dancing and singing along. I glanced over and saw the cold air had harden your nipple's,you noticed me and smiled. You asked me why the smile and I said the view was exciting.You grind and started to undo a few button's and said mmmm let's see how exciting it can get. You leaned against the door letting your foot slid into my lap,I jumped alittle making you smile more. You asked me if it was hot in here a laughed and said getting there.The road was busy car's passing and you began to lift your skirt smiling at me a saw you werent wearing panties and you said it was going to be a very fun trip. You noticed a lot of truckers driving slow bye us and begin to grin,with you skirt raised you begin to touch your self I have a hard time driving. You noticed a lot of truckers driving slow bye us
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Funny E-mail Messages From My Friends!
This is an e-mail from my friend Troy. I haven't spoken to Troy in YEARS...Just happened to wonder what the hell happened to him, when outta no where he finds me on MySpace... He always was a charmer! **************** That was some funny shit angi....still make you puke.... :)) That one had me rollin'! It's weird that you thought of me, and then I pop up from under my rock. Some sort of repressed sexual lust I think. :-P So, what the hell is new with you? Besides all that inkwork? Stars on your neck? What's next, purple horse shoes, blue diamonds? You used to be smokin' hott! What the hell happened? Oh, Father Time has not been good to you! Nothin but love for 'ya!
Mind State Of A Lost Gurl
So, I am goin for it.. For those of you who actually kno me.. will kno what i am talkin bout.. or who i am talkin bout. but i am puttin my fears away, && takin the chance... wish me luck
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Want Me For My Entire Fu Life?
~*~Own me for My Entire Fu Life!!Thats Right!Forever!~*~Offering Lots N Lots!!And much more thats not stated~*~Possible Owners plz Make your bids Monthly Bids!~*~I will end the Auction When i'm happy with the bidding:)We are talking about my entire fu life!And that will be till the day i die b cuz my smexi azz is not going no where!lol!~*~Show Me Lots N Lots Of Love!~*~ ~*~*~*~Love On Me Hard~*~*~*~ *******Show Me How Smexi U think I am******** CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GET TO THE AUCTION PIC!! THIS PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR POSSIBLE SMEXI FU SLAVE............... ~*~ ̧ Wh Mk M x~*~'wr Lv *lw奧~~rvr*~*~@ fubar LIP GLOSS - Lil MAMA
Bones For President...lmao
ARE YOU TIRED OF FALSE PROMISES FROM POLITICAL CANDIDATES? WELL BONES DOSENT PROMISE ANYTHING BUT IT WOULD BE ONE HELL OF A RIDE SO ON ELECTION DAY WRITE IN DJ BONES ON YOUR BALLOT AND LET HIM HAVE A GO AT IT FOR 2 TREMS CLICK ON PIC BELOW TO TELL HIM HE HAS YOUR VOTE THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BLN NETWORK (repost of original by '~SDMF KEVIN~~BLN~~SLAUGHTER HAUS 2 OWNER & DJ @ BLN RADIO~' on '2008-07-10 21:42:19')
Obama ...pppfffttttt
Homeless James Bond
My Thursday Night Fishing Trip
decided to go fishing in St. Catharines tonight, but the good stuff didn't happen until I was on the way home.. I was following an suv that was swerving all over the highway.. so I called the highway patrol.. gave them a play by play of what was going on.. then they exited in Niagara Falls.. so I followed them, got transfered to the city cops.. gave them a street by street of where they were.. after 20 minutes of following them, the cops finally pulled them over... so that was my fun.. oh, and I managed to catch a few rock bass.. lol Mike
Me
The Negatives...
i've been on the fu for less than a week and peoples capacity for the negative is amazing! i swear just opening mumms must put people instantly into bad moods! the first mumm i ever posted got so many negative comments about not just my mumm but about me and my picture, do i know these people? realy, who pissed in your koolade? i could not imagine the need to be total bitches and assholes to complete strangers then rate them a 10 and want to be a friend or a fan. and if you think that i am bitching, that's ok 'cause ya know why? it's my blog, and you can leave at any time.
Halo
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOURE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay
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Cherry
RedheadedCherry Sarge's Bad Girls Club F.A.R@ fubar leave her love she's worth evey drop
Floridians...
Floridians...
You know you're a Floridian if.... Socks are only for bowling... You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes... A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade... Your winter coat is made of denim... You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites... You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65... Anything under 70 degrees is chilly... You've driven through Yeehaw Junction... Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005... You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for... You dread love bug season... You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne...and of course the terrible Wilma! (who was supposed to be a non-eventful cat. 2) You know what a snow
Crashed Puter
I just wanted to let everyone know, I am not ignoring you!!! My computer hard drive has recently crashed and until I get it re-configured I am basically computerless. I can see somethings on my phone...but not alot...so sorry!!!!! Take care.....Hope to talk to you soon!!!
Written For Her!
All I want to see All I want to see, Is for you to be Happy, I want to see the twinkle in your Eye's, Happiness in your sigh's, I want to see your smile every day, I want to spend time with you in every way, If it would be for a walk in the park, Cuddling with you near the fire after dark, All I want to see is You, Every morning when I awake, Holding our little one's for heaven's sake, In everything that I do, It is You that I want to see, After a hard day's work, What else do I have to say? Thinking of US being a Family....... written by: Alan Spallinger
Hold Me
(Story that my daughter has been writing in fictionpress.com all comments are welcome) Hold Me What ever lies beyond this morning is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesnt scare me at all Nothings like before Whats the point of this? I dont mean what is the point of life. I mean what is the point of going through life worrying about what everyone else thinks of you? Why would anyone waste their life blending in and not being who they really are? Sometimes I think a lot of us forget who we actually are. Thats just too bad. Well, while you are all out living your cookie cutter lives me and mine will be running where our feet take us and tasting the stale air that weve all caused. Well cry for those of us that stopped running. The Real World is a lie. All of our lives are lived in the world. There isnt a fake world for kids. Maybe theyll stop feeding us all that farce and then people can really live. If you are new to the dark I will tell y
Da Road To Godmother
We will bring the Fu's in with the help of this FuMagnet. We will filter them thru LuAngel's Page thus making her a GodMother. This needs to be done by July 15th her FuBirthday! All they will need to do is click on her picture to go to her page! Then do what Fu's are known to do Rate/Fan/Add/Luv/Bling/Blast/Ticker/HH ♕ LuAngel ♕ Owner of The Blue Cat Club ~*~ Happily Fu-Owned by DustMePink!@ fubar Muhahahahahahahah!
Pimpouts & Stuff
Its his birthday today!Yep, & hes my hubby {fu-hubby that is}!You should definitely take the time to go and show him lots of lovins!Hes a big sweetheart & always up for meeting new people!So if you could take 2 seconds of your busy to day to check him out that would be awesome!Be sure to rate, fan & add him& definitely dont forget to tell himhappy birthday!!!Oh, & tell him his wifey sent youhehe :)Just click his picture!! MAP IT OUT Hubby to DJ Freak@ fubar Oh and coming from the wifey herself!!happy birthday honey!!!hope you are having a great one!!! This birthday bulletin has been brought to you by: the one & only DJ Freak™ DJ Freak Wifey to my gorgeous Liberty!♥ & to my sexy MAP!♥@ fubar
My Musical Interests
This song was sung to me by the very first person that ever made me feel beautiful, despite my weight. Thank you "Fat Billy" for making me love myself. When I was a child my daddy sang this to me as a lullaby. He lived in France as a child so he has the accent perfect for it. I hoped.. as a child to dance with him at my wedding but now I have no interest in getting married, so I'm planning on dancing with him to it at my parents 40th wedding anniversary in 2 years.

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