I don't care about what's hardcore or punk anymore. I just do what I want.
I like The Strokes, and The White Stripes. Many people give me shit about this. Yes these bands are platinum status popular, but they don't sound commercialized and poppy to me, so I dig them regardless of how much I despise the majority of their fan base.
I have a problem with these bands though, and I really don't give a fuck what you think.
These two groups have absolutely NO sex appeal. Remember when all the dudes in rock and roll bands were cooler than you could ever hope to be? I'll cite a few examples and then you can contrast and compare for yourself.
Side note: I listened to and enjoyed The Strokes for a long time with no idea what they looked like :D
So I'll start with the sexiest rock and roller ever- Jim Morrison. There isn't a hole on any man or woman he couldn't slither into, and everyone could feel it.
Next we have- Slash. Very few white men can pull off an afro, top hat, and leather pants. He is cooler than Michael Jackson, cuz his hair never caught on fire when he played a with a cig.
Elvis Presley
Finally, and more recently- Davey Havok and his manly jaw.
Tons of chicks and dudes wanna fuck these guys, and these are but a mere few. I know, I know there isn't one pretty face in AC/DC, but they made it to the top by rocking hard, and Bon Scott's pants were so tight they showcased his dick the whole time, and this technically equals sex appeal.
So anyway my point is I was disappointed this morning when I saw what the singer of The Strokes looked like. In my opinion he could be described as "an overweight 12 year old boy who has a pants pissing problem." His hair really fuckin sucks, and I think he can only feel cool when he does drugs. When I listened to them I always pictured a tall skinny dark haired new york italian or jewish guy* (*punctuation is now being abandoned due to long windedness and time efficiency). It's a let down to me that these bands are so popular and so unfuckable. I watched some Strokes videos on youtube and the singer doesnt even have a sexy move or groove.
Oh another example- Iggy Pop. In his day he could fuck your whole family into heroin junkies.
Yeah yeah yeah, all The Ramones are really ugly, so they worked for it, and earned it. Now we have ugly ass bands coming out of nowhere and becoming famous with absolutely no dues paid of standing on stage and feeling the shame of being one of Gods genetic jokes.
Jack White looks like a sun deprived pig, and his drummer girl looks like Christina Ricci and on a hellbent Ho-Ho binge. They're both fat and ugly. Unfit for the sex driven world of rock!
I got another one- Rod Stewart. One of the best looking scotsmen ever.
I'm not saying ugly people can't or don't do great things, and I now like The White Stripes more than The Strokes, because we now know why The Strokes singer is so emo: Cuz he's ugly! I just had this hope that The Strokes singer was a sexy broken hearted dark haired new yorker, not pants pissing kid next door.
Shane you have nothing to say about this blog because you're good looking and the world is your sexual smorgasboard. You can get any woman you want and you're my only friend that doesn't look like white trash in a wife beater, so make your self righteous stand for the ugly people, but you don't know what it's like :D So Shane, if these fools can do it, so can we, cuz people actually want to fuck us, ladies will desire, men will envy and admire.
If you can't handle this, it's called tongue in cheek or balls in your mouth.
