Fubar Blog Posts 3

She's Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for their honeymoon to stay at the same hotel in Venice, door to door. The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air. "So? How did it go last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."

I Opened Up The Ithaca Times And
I see that both of Fauré's piano quartets are being played in Ithaca in the next week or two- the first in a free concert downtown with works by Mozart, Karel Husa and someone whose name I don't at all recognize, and in the same church in which I heard that quartet a few years ago- there are often concerts there; his second, in a concert with works by Dvorak and Cornell-based composer Steven Stucky, in a concert hall on the Cornell campus). I don't think I knew that when I wrote the last blog- yay for coincidences :).

~hugs~
i love the way you fit in my arms or the way i make you smile i love the fact that your always there to listen in times of trials i love your charm and beauty your smell, soft lips, and your hair i love how much i love you even tho im not there i love the way you make me nervous i say the wrong thing and i trip i wish i had lots of money to take you sail round the world on a ship i love how my heart skips when ever your on the phone i still think of you everytime i put in that cd deftones there are so many times i should have told you how i really felt inside and then maybe things would have been different but these feelings i can not hide you mean the world to me babe

Why Do We Long For Love
People always tend to long for a companion. If men and women would stick to their guns when it comes to being faithful the world would be a better place! For me being faithful is a real elemental part of a true relationship. I was always brought up to believe that if you love and cherish what you have it will grow into something beautiful and always be there for you. Unfortunately not alot of people think this way and the nice and faithful become the hurt and used! So we do what comes natural either we fight for what we want or wither away in disgrace. Experience is a wonderful thing cause its what has kept me strong all this time now I just take it day by day and wait for my turn to have another go at true love. So till then I'll just keep dreaming till that day comes and that special woman comes forth and is willing to create a special place for us to be in. For the two of us to live and bask in the true meaning and spirit of the word love....

Some Tea.....
3 vampires walk into a bar...the first one orders a glass of blood and the bar tender said "coming right up." Then the 2nd vampire orders a glass of blood...the bar tender replies the same as before...then the 3rd vampire goes up to the bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks "don't you want a glass of blood?" the vampire looked at him and then pulled out a used tampon and said "nope...tea time."

Boot Straps
Looking for them... I know they are there... Everyone says they are there... I'll find them. I always do. It's been a crappy week, for a variety of reasons, but I always pull through. I know I don't know most of you very well yet. Those who know me well, know that I always manage to slap on the "Happy Mask" and make everyone ( including myself ) believe that life is a chair of bowlies! (I should be giving some copywrite credit here, but I can't remember her name right now! If you ever take "Dope-a-max", be warned! It makes you stoopider!) I've been without a car all week, so tomorrow, I'm going job hunting. Apparently SSDI doesn't think I'm nuts enough to warrant disability. So, for the time being, I'll muddle through another 2 or 3 jobs, while an atty sees if HE thinks I'm nuts enough. Be kind to the mentally ill, folks...better yet, give us a job and be patient!!!!!!!!! GOD, I'm babbling. 1:30 in the morning is NOT a good time to be writing in my blog, but I'll BET Eli

*bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo*
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

Its Called Spell Check
its a program that most computers have- just enable it so that when you type something it does just what its supposed to do no it will not help with grammar but it will make comments/ bulletins/ and blog easier to read lets give it a try

Stephen Hawking Making New Movie
Prof. Stephen Hawking is making a new movie - an IMAX movie. If that doesn't make you all giddy inside ... well, maybe you're just not geeky enough. Here's a link. See if that doesn't help. If it doesn't, well, you can't say I didn't try. Screw it, I ain't writing anything serious tonight. Just not in the mood. I do have outlines drawn up for the next three articles however, and I promise I'll start on those tomorrow evening. Tonight, I'm going to hang out in LC for a while, see what else there is to tweak and maybe meet some new people. Then, play some UO, and go to bed at the end of it all. Work tomorrow. Ugh.

The Fight
The Fight Joey Carlton William was twelve years old and he was on a walk with a girl who he’d secretly had a crush on, Kate. She had long brown hair and green eyes. She was wearing a dress, on that day and she went to the same orphanage as William. William, on the other, was a big blue eyed cutie with golden brown hair. The two of them were walking in a beautiful park that was very near their orphanage. They eventually sat down at a bench, and William listened to Kate talk about what she remembered of her parents. William found everything that she had to say enthralling, and he was beginning to feel quite close to her. It was a few minutes after they had sat down on the bench, that a pair of boys spotted them. The two boys knew William, and knew that he was an orphan. They were both two years older than him, one with blonde hair and brown eyes, and the other with light brown hair and green eyes. And the sight of William excited them. They loved to pick on him and beat him u

Tag!!!
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! oh and you can't tag the person who tagged you!! enjoy 1) i have to have at least 1 cup of coffee every day 2) blue and purple are my feel good colors 3) i brush my hair at least 3 times a day 4)i'm on the computer everyday just like most people 5)i go for a drive once a day 6)i wear sweat pants all the time kira shelliebelly good little girls make some mighty wild women southernwytch karen marie love 2 swing

Right Or Wrong Thing ?
Yeah I left Charles on Saturday. Everyone is really proud of me that I got out of there. But its 2:21am here now and I'm sittin' here about to start cryin'. Everyone tells me that it was the right thing to do. If its right, then how come I still miss him? I mean yeah I still love him. *sighs* I jus don't know what to do. I don't know if I should go back to him or jus go home. I mean I really REALLY want to go home so badly, because omg. I don't know even know how to describe how much I miss my family n friends. And when I left them, it was like half of me stayed there with them. These are the kind of feelings that I keep bottle up inside me, jus waitin' to be burst out to anyone that is willing to listen to me. But I can't actually speak them out into words, only type them out on here. I still feel like crap and depressed and homesick. But there is some of me is actually healing. I do have some good memories with him, and whatnot. How can I jus throw away a 7-month relationship jus doi

If Your So Unhappy Just Do It
Fucking Hell, No wonder I'm Emo, so many fucking people, do my fucking head in. No wait im Emo, because im happy (I no random) But come on right, a few people I know really, should just shut their fucking mouths, they don't no what being down, and hitting rock bottom means. and loves, if you really wanna end it, just remember IT'S DOWN THE ROAD, NOT ACROSS THE STREET!!! all i have to say to these people is, Grow up, and get a grip. you don't have any idea what you are on about, so when you have a good head on your shoulders, come find me!! and my fave song of the moment is, Keep it on Wax, By Alexisonfire just because it reflects how im feeling right now Heres the lyrics I, I guess, the only thing cheap to you is your friends You can always make new friends (oh no) But when you sell them out will they be worth as much? (oh no) Now this bridge is ashes It might as well have never been built It might as well have never been built Little river that it

I Hate The Fat That Ppl Have To Be Dicks On Here!!! Help My Friend Out Please
I HAVE A FRIEND ON HERE THAT HAS BEEN GETTING PHOTO'S RIPPED FROM HIM BY SOME CRACKA.. LOL.. BUT HE HAS APPROACHED BOUNCERS TO GET THEM DELETED.. BUT GEEZE WOULD YA KNOW THAT NOT ONE IS WILLING TO HELP HIM.. GOD DAMN I THOUGHT THATS WHY THEY WERE THERE.. I DONT CARE IF ME SAYING THIS GETS ME BOOTED FROM LOST CHERY.. I ADORE ALL MY FRIENDS.. BUT I HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT A BOUNCERS ROLE WAS TO HELP WITH CERTAIN ISSUES AMONG US HERE IN THE WORLD OF cherry.. BUT I DONT MIND.. I HOPE THIS GETS REPOSTED AND FOR THE RECORD HERE IS THE LINK TO THE GUY THAT THEY NEED TO BE HELPING.. HE IS A GOD DAMN LEVEL 18 AND I THINK THATS PRETTY FUCKIN GOOD IF YOU ASK ME.. SO IF US LITTLE NO BODIES MEAN ANYTHING TO THE WORLD OF lost cherry.. HE MIGHT GET SOME HELP.. SORRY FOR BEING SO BLUNT BUT GAWD THATS REDICULOUS.. A LEVEL18 CANT GET HELP FROM A BOUNCER.. I WANT TO STAY AS I AM.. IT SEEMS THE HIGHER UR LEVEL THE LESS PULL YOU HAVE.. GOD DAMNIT.. HELP crazysane OUT LIKE HE SHOULD BE VALUED YOU ASS'ES..LOL.

New Rule!!!
This has just been added to the "About Me" section of my profile for reasons I'll tell you if you ask me...... "Ok....new rule.... If you are a female under the age of 21, before you even read any further please take a deep breath, look deep inside and ask yourself this question...... "Do I have even one intelligient thing to say to this man???" Be honest and forthright. If you cannot answer yes to this question, please......just go away. I'm sure you have nice perky boobs and a real tight butt. That's wonderful. However I can't even begin to tell you just how much that doesn't matter if you're a freakin' dumbwit little girl. I can see all the boobs and butts I want here online, and quite frankly they look better on a 30+ year old woman than they do on you anyway. Go see if your mom is busy. Maybe I can talk to her. If you are already on my friends list and are under 21, let not your heart be troubled.....you are there because you've already shown me some depth

Kiss-or-pass?
KISS-OR-PASS? There is at least one person on your Lost Cherry list that wants to kiss the hell out of you. So lets play the kissin game. The rules are simple... if you want to kiss the person who posts this, SEND THEM A MESSAGE SAYING I'D DEFINATELY KISS YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your Lost Cherry list that wants to! so repost this as KISS-OR-PASS

My Love
I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME I WISH YOU COULD SEE YOU UNDERSTAND MY POINT OF VIEW AND LISTEN TO IT LIKE NO OTHER YOU'VE BEEN GOOD TO ME WHEN NO ONE ELSE HAS YOU'VE PICKED ME UP WHEN I WAS DOWN YOU CARE ABOUT ME LIKE NO OTHER MAN HAS YOU DON'T ASK FOR MORE THAN WHAT YOU GET OF ME NOW YOU TAKE WHAT YOU SEE AND LET IT BE THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL THAT CAN BE THIS IS WHY I AM GLAD TO BE TAKEN BY THEE I CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE MY PAST IS MY PAST BUT ONE DAY WHEN I KNOW WE WILL LAST I MAY JUST TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT'S IN MY PAST BUT FOR NOW I HOPE I LOVE YOU IS THE ONLY AND LAST THING YOU NEED TO HEAR FROM ME

What's Your True Color?
What's Your True Color? Tickle.com Cindy, your true color is Red! Your color is red, the color of racy sports cars, blushing cheeks, and luscious roses. Red symbolizes passion, romance, and love. So, since you're ruled by red, you probably trust your feelings more than your brain and tend to act spontaneously. If you see something you want, you go for it without thinking twice — impulsive is your middle name. You don't wait around for people to make decisions, either; you dive right in. Quite the romantic, you pay close attention to your emotions. In fact, if your heart isn't in what you're doing, you won't be satisfied. Of course, even when you do pour all your energy into the projects you tackle, your impetuous nature means your passions can shift as frequently as the wind. That's why some reds have trouble with commitment. Our advice? Next time you're feeling fickle, think before you act, if possible. You might be surprised at the results. Overall, though, it's great to be re

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life To Serious
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like...night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK . . . so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Lazine

Summer Anthem
Your Summer Anthem is Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?" Your summer forecast: freaky and full of drama! What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?

Some Of My Fav Movie Lines And Some That Fit My Life Too
WE RIDE TOGHTHER WE DIE TOGHTER BAD BOYS FOR LIFE "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." from the godfather Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn! Gone With the Wind, spoken by Clark Gable Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. Annie Hall, Woody Allen, Director Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex, Woody Allen, Director My Brain? It's my second favorite organ. Sleeper, Woody Allen, Director Hattori Hanzo: For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. Kill Bill, Vol. 1, spoken by Sonny Chiba playing Hattori Hanzo

(the Special Someone Pt2 Of Special Someone
After Listening to '' Welcome To The Black Parade'' By MCR i Decided to do a Special Someone to Someone Special That was in my life and Now She is Gone'' ''We Met When i was Lost and Confused, And Even Today i Smile at Our Memories we Had and Tears Fall From My Eyes For Having to Let The world Say Goodbye to you'' But Deeply Inside of Me ill Cary your Memories Because you Were my Lover,My Girlfriend,My ANGEL,My Peace and My Happiness i Dedicade This Song Black Parade For you '' Jullie Ann Hinn'' Theres a Part that It makes Me Think of you and i Think u would agree this part ''Sometimes I get the feeling she's watching over me. And other times I feel like I should go. Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the streets. When you're gone we want you all to know We'll Carry on, We'll Carry on Though your dead and gone believe me Your memory will carry on Carry on We'll carry on And in my heart I cant contain it The anthem wont explain it. Ill Always C

Costume Party
Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff tha

Update
I have decided NOT to do away with LC.. but just won't be on as much as before, but I will stop by and check my messages often and leave luv for all my friends!! Thanks for the support on here... it means alot to me!!

Grandpa's Hands
This is good; I'll never look at my hands the same! >> >> Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He >>didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat >>down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat I >>wondered if he was OK. Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but >>wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK. >> >> He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine, >>thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice. >> >> "I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting >>here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I >>explained to him. >> >> "Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really >>looked at your hands?" >> >> I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them >>over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked >>at my hands as I tr

So Many Options..
After hearing about this place from various sources and someone on my Myspace list talking about how much better it was then Myspace, I decided to check it out. Now I'm not the dullest crayon in the box and I'm not the brightest either. I admit this site is slightly confusing at the moment but that's because there are so many options! I can't remember the last time I used a website with a million different options/choices. It hurts my natural blonde head. :(!

A Doberman And A Chihuahua.... Repost
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the Other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her Friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs With us."The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." She put on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar and started To walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but Thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to Walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman said, "You don'

Free At Last.
Finally broke up with my boyfriend.. Not all that happy about it. Right now, I just want some steak and a hug, and shrimp cocktail. Nothing got done today, although last night in did modify this old ugly looking choir dress that I had. Now, I say it's rather spiffy for not having sewn at all. And.. maybe later I'll start posting my poems. Who knows.

Omg You Have To Check This Out Roflmao
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Roses And Hanging Baskets
ROSES AND HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date wearing a see-through blouse and no bra. Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie, if you can show off your rose buds, Then I can display my hanging baskets." Happy Gardening....

Dark And Lonely Nights
Lonely nights I spend, wanting to hold you close. I wish for you everyday, at night, hurting the most. How I wish we were together, lying near and holding tight, After such a long hard day, I want to see you every night. Oh, how I would so much prefer, to hold hands, our fingers intertwined, Instead of longing for you every night, in my bed, you I cannot find. To be able to run my fingers, through your lovely hair! Everyday my hopes, prayers, and wishes, are to meet with you there! Or to gaze so longingly, into your lovely deep eyes, and to loose my soul to them, absorbing me, I'm mesmerized. To feel your soft skin, under the covers keeping us warm, Oh how I miss you being so near, I can't wait to accept you as the norm. To watch you walk in the room, wearing my jacket and t-shirt too. I smile even now remembering, how much that makes me love you. I love you so much it hurts, especially when I can't have you near.

Introducing...me
Introducing…Me Allow me to introduce myself I am a simple creature With a very complex mind. I am a poet, an artist, and a muse But that which I do best is confuse. I am a colorful spirit With surpassing imagination – And a heart with no boundaries. I am a loner by nature Reaching out to a social path Of which I have no knowledge or understanding. I am not alone though… I am the same as all of you, Yet I am one-of-a-kind. With an open mind and an open heart I invite you into my world With a friendship that’s true. The sky is every changing And each day is more beautiful than the last to me. All creatures wild, domestic, and mythical Fill me with a sense of joy and beauty just in seeing them! In an ever changing world of truth or dare The only constant is beauty. The universe is my inspiration. All things are possible within it. ~ Rhiannon 1999

Love...
Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous; love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end.

What Planet Are You From???
You Are From Venus You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious. A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it.What Planet Are You From?

Let It Go......
LET IT GO...... There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that, they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead

Lost My Me
can't look to your voice anymore because you shut me out walked away turned me down bruised my everything and changed my me now there is only this thing that i hate more than i did this life that i have to live to keep others happy this emptyness that is taking me under because you're gone just because you're gone and i'm so tired of tears but worst of all the faith is gone trust is impossible and i became that girl

Just Me
i want a guy who wont mind if i eat more than him who listen to all my pointless stories who won't mind me sarcasm who shouts all to my favrote songs along with me who can talk to me any thing who isn't shy to hold me close or hug me i know i act weird n crazy at times but doesn't care who laughts at all my stupid jokesbut then tells me that they we're stupid i want a guy who tells me im beautiful not hot

At A Local College
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too." Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich". She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

Tuesday Night Fun
Hello guys and gals, thanks for visiting me and leaving me all he wonderful comments and such. I really appreciate it =) Well, it's tuesday night I need to get rid of some tension, if ya know what I mean! I will be on my webcam until about midnite EST. So if you wanna tell me what to do and watch me do it... Better cum drop me a line quick so I can tell ya how. Don't worry...I'm cheap =)Cheaper than many dates and wont leave ya with blue balls...LOL So cum on...Lets play

Moon Phase Descriptions...
Moon Phase Descriptions... Although this cycle is a continuous process, there are eight distinct, traditionally recognized stages, called phases. The phases designate both the degree to which the Moon is illuminated and the geometric appearance of the illuminated part. These phases of the Moon, in the sequence of their occurrence (starting from New Moon), are listed below (1) New Moon - When the Moon is roughly in the same direction as the Sun, its illuminated half is facing away from the Earth, and therefore the part that faces us is all dark: we have the new moon. When in this phase, the Moon and the Sun rise and set at about the same time. (2) Waxing Crescent Moon - As the Moon moves around the Earth, we get to see more and more of the illuminated half, and we say the Moon is waxing. At first we get a sliver of it, which grows as days go by. This phase is called the crescent moon. (3) Quarter Moon - A week after the new moon, when the Moon has completed about a quarter

T-shirts And Blue Jeans
T-shirts & blue jeans tossed upon the floor Neither one knowing who wants who more She yearns to feel his tender caress He just wants to get to what's next She wants to feel his passion & love He wants nothing to do with the mentioned above She wants so badly for him to fulfill that need He just wants to make the score do the deed She says "I don't think we should" He replies "If you love me you would" So it goes she falls for his trap Unknowing that he is full of crap Feeling guilty she gives consent Getting off he is now content Grabs his things & heads out the door Then she hears from him.....nevermore

Beautifully Depressing
Beautifully Depressing (Little girl’s point of view and voice) a dark place i can't see where are we going? are we there yet? it's cold is someone there? it's so dark is that the way out? is anybody there? can i come out now? is this the bad place? was i bad? it's too dark i can't see! mommy! did i do something bad? it's so cold, where am i? mommy?! i feel so sleepy.... and scared... my face is wet.. i feel something trickling down my cheek.. if light brings the angels.... will the darkness bring the bad people? are you gonna hurt me? who are you? can you tell me where my mommy is? where are you going? Wait!! take me with you!! let me out! oww! oww!! wake up! wake up! this must be a very bad dream! mommy! there's a cold chill.... it's getting colder... i'm not at home.. my arms feel prickly i think there are thorns nearby... but i cant see anything it's so dark and black. i think i see a door.... it's not the way out! my eyes are drawi

Sexual Strenght
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Country Cupboard Soup
Cuts from the loin do not need to be stewed as long as the less-tender shoulder cuts, so this soup is ready in 30-45 minutes. Ingredients: 1/2 pound boneless pork loin, (or two boneless pork chops) cut into 1/2-inch cubes 1 teaspoon oil 1 cup thinly sliced carrots 1 cup sliced potatoes 1 envelope dry onion soup mix 2 tablespoons sugar Black pepper, to taste 4 cups water 1 can (28 ounces) tomatoes, crushed 1/4 teaspoon oregano leaves, crushed Dash red pepper sauce Instructions: Heat oil in Dutch oven and brown pork, stirring occasionally. Add remaining ingredients and bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer and cover and cook gently for 30-45 minutes. Nutritional Information: Calories: 159 Fat: 3 grams Cholesterol: 19 milligrams Carbohydrates: 25 grams Protein: 11 grams Sodium: 713 milligrams Saturated Fat: 1 gram Fiber: 4 grams

Attitude
The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company, a church, a home. The remarkable think is that we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we embrace for that day. We cannot change our past, we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the string we have, and that is our attitude. I’m convinced that life is 10 percent what happens to me and 90 percent how I react to it. And so it is with you . . . we are in charge of our attitude. –Charles Swindol

Happy Thrus..;)
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.. ! WOW CANT BELIEVE IT IS THRUS.. I SO NEED WEEKEND.. BEEN RUNNING IT SEEMS FOR DAYS.. HELPING OUT IN GRANDSONS CLASS.. WHICH WEARS ME OUT.. BUT SO GLAD TO BE THERE AND IN TOUCH WITH THESES TEACHERS.. NOW I WOULD LOVE TO BE IN MY OTHER GRANDKIDS CLASSES TOO.. BUT THAT IS HARDER TO DO..WHEN MY SON WAS YOUNG.. HE HAD A WONDERFUL TEACHER THAT I WAS ABLE TO GO THRU HIS DESK AND LOOK AT HER GRADE BOOK SO I KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING.. AND I WOULD SO LOVE TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT WITH ALL 3 GRANDKIDS.. ESPECIALLY DESKS .. MY SON HAD A KNIFE IN HIS .. SO WAS SO GLAD I WAS ABLE TO KNOW THAT.. AND KNOW HIS GRADES TOO..BEFORE THOES PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES.. ANYWAYS I GUESS THATS MY THING.. TAKING CARE OF GRANDKIDS.. I FEEL LIKE THEIR MOTHER SOMETIMES..;).... ANYONE GOT PLANS FOR HALLOWEEN?? IF YOU WERE GOING TO A PARTY WHAT WOULD YOU BE?? I HAD SO MANY PARTIES WHEN KIDS WERE YOUNG.. WE DECORATED THE HOUSE UP SO NICE.. WAS SO MUCH FUN.. NOW WE DONT DO IT MUCH.. JUS

I Try And I Try
i try and i try to be nice and never hurt anyones feelings and as a wooman i should know better than to trust another woman with anything. woman who are unhappy look to cause as much pain as they can to others even if they dont know them. they are so unhappy theirselves it doesnt mattr who they hurt. or how disrepsecting they get. as long as they coz others pain. some women dont even respect their selfs so why sould i think they would respect another person or another persons happiness.

Ima Bat!! Wtf
You scored as Bat!. You Are The Lonely Bat! Laying around upside down most of the time you never are fond of the word "Bored." You have the BEST hearing but usually don't take t for granted! Flying is fun, only when you're trying to escape from something. Just remember try not to scare the humans!Kitty Cat!88%Bat!88%Horse.81%Tiger.69%Polar Bear.69%Wolf63%Snake.63%Monkey!63%Koala44%Panda.44%Alligator!

Leave Me Open
why could you not lie with me instead of to me stay with me not betray me be anything but more questions why fucker, why? leave me open in this hole love me instead of use like the rest why could you not be true when it's so simple for me?

And Sometimes
Guhhh fuuuuugh I love. You with a thick head filled with juicy brains I stumbled over and kissed your forehead. You screamed but then moaned with me Guhhhhhhh Muuuuuhhh I got your hair stuck in my teeth but we laughed about the gaping holes in our heads. iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouUGHHHHHHHHH We got on all fours and slid on blood of the new earth and bit on each others lips for the excited juice that oozes... Like Jolly ranchers of coagulation entwined forever in the asphalt. The puppies cried to our deaf ears and ripping we sat next to their limp forms. My computer hums and I realize I'm not a zombie...yet Can't I just pretend mommy? Reply: Nope. You're a sick little kid. And sometimes you cant differentiate between your you're and your's And Sometimes you dont punctuate properly And sometimes you type and dont make any sense because your sophmoronic and bland. And sometimes i Hate you for existing And sometimes i just keep typing and dont want to stop And s

First Date
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family. With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his fam

I Am Falling In Love
Every time I see your face and I hear your voice, It stirs up feelings inside that I've never felt before. Was it the words you said that made me feel this way? Maybe it was the touch of your hand and the smile on your face. I think I'm falling in love with you. Is this love that I'm feeling inside? Is this love that is burning my heart, And keeping me up at night. Oh, Lord, I don't even know what to do. I think I'm falling in love with you. I always lose control when your by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with you. You are my best friend and my only true love. I'm sure that you were sent from heaven above. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. And our future is beginning to look so bright. I think I'm falling in love with you.

Its Time.....
its that time of year again when the mood strikes me to start a new novel, now if could only get them published...lol..well in the same theme, it will start with my favorite character. and this time im going back to the begining of when it all starts his journey into being a vampire...should be good...i hope...lol...we'll see how far i get in writing in these next few months...i know the last time, a few of my firends were " biting" at the bit to read more..yes i do tease and get recations to my storys...i do know a few of you would love to hear more....be patient my friends, be patient...

Economics... Plain And Simple
This is plain and simply economics. This situation if allowed to continue and who is here is allowed to stay this will make it very hard on our kids kids and all in the future to feed themselves and have the good life America has been noted for. The dream will be gone for everyone because it is going to be very hard to make a living. We all know by the record that the Democrats will raise taxes and make all who work pay for this. If you work out the rate of their past record and the growth of welfare your kids in 40 years will be paying 54% income tax to support this situation. That is a crying shame. If Mexico cared about their people and their culture they would provide work down there. But no, they have to rape anyone who opens a business 49% taxes and they call the shot on all things going in and out. This is why there are more things being made in Canada then in Mexico. Esentially what will happen is that the same conditions that exist in Mexico today will be up i

Hinder Get Stoned Lyrics
In the winding down hours I let your heart down again (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) Old habits die hard I always end up hating the end (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) I'm in the middle of a breakdown Watching you scream In the middle of a breakdown Screaming at me And by the way By the way What made you think you'd have it your way? And by the way By the way Don't say I didn't warn you That I'll always stay the same Speechless and frozen Uncomfortable silence again (What did I do to make a scene so gory?) (I'm no better than the ones before me) I'm in the middle of a breakdown Watching you scream In the middle of a breakdown Screaming at me And by the way By the way What made you think you'd have it your way? And by the way By the way Don't say I didn't warn you That I'll always stay the same Battered and bruised

Meaning Of Life...
What is the meaning of life? hell i dont know and dont give a shit anymore life sucks and shits on you and leaves you with nuthin if you are reading this and are looking for anything profound and inteligent, sorry this is a general bitch and moan session did you know that about 50% of people who call in to a calling center about their phones do NOT know what their phone .. is off hand? Or did you know that 30% of people who have issues with their phones have issues with speaking the english language??? damn it all to hell and back my life sucks and i just wish things wouldnt shit on me like they do people think im intelligent and like to be around me, i dont understand why when i am so full of contradictions. People call it being unique and eccentric i think is the word i heard not too long ago.... you know who you are... i like to be unique, if it wasnt such a bitch to be that way, my life is totally screwed up i appologise too much, even when i dont mean it, i laug

An Evening At The Office
My office was on the corner of Garfield Place and Hollywood Boulevard right in the heart of Little Armenia. The rent was cheap and so were the clients. At night, the street out front was littered with drug dealers and prostitutes. Daylight drove them back into their hiding places, but the stench of their existence was always there. Like I said, the rent was cheap. I was working late on a Tuesday. I'd just completed a final report for some poor sap who had married a stripper from one of the local dives. She was doing it all over town and sucking the life out of his bank account. The eight by ten glossies would buy him a get out of marriage free card. I don't like divorce work, but it pays the overhead. The seventh race at Hollywood Park caught my interest as I perused the Racing Form. A lightly raced colt named Diction Thority had faded badly at six and seven furlongs after breaking his maiden at a mile. Tomorrow he'd be stepping up in class to a grade three handicap at a

A Bunch Of Silly Crap You'd Probably Never Think To Ask About Me!
Whats your name spelt backwards?: emaN ruoY What did you do last night?: Watched "Spaceballs" on tv The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Not sure, but probably porn! lol Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Yup Last time you swam in a pool?: A long time ago. Don't like pools. Kids pee in them. What are you wearing?: Shorts and a tee How many cars have you owned?: 17 Type of music you dislike most?: Bagpipes...they sound like a cat with three balls. Are you registered to vote?: No Do you have cable?: I use someone elses. tee...hee... What kind of computer do you use?: Crappy old laptop Ever made a prank phone call?: I have hours and hours on tape! LOL You like anyone right now?: Yup! :) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Done both Furthest place you ever traveled?: Negril, Jamaica What's your favorite comic strip?: Get Fuzzy Do you know all the words to the national anthem?: I do! Shower, morning or

The Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a

Stop Abusing The Word Love
STOP ABUSING THE WORD LOVE I have grown tired of those men and people out there who are abusing the word love. You send out emails, instant messenger notes and more saying You love me. Boy you dont know me. After that same comment in which you profess your so called LOVE. You are asking my name. WELL DAMN, didnt you read the fucking profile dummy! The name is right there NEXT TO MY PICTURE. Blind ass mofo. If you LOVE ME so much wouldnt you have been so enthralled that you would have had to get to know as much as possible about me? Stop abusing the word love. You may like the way I look. You may like the thought of your dick coming near me. Hey guess what I will even give you a drop of credit and say that MAYBE, just MAYBE if you read my profile and my statements. If, that is a big IF, you looked at my sites and found out all the things I do and are involded in. MAYBE just MAYBE you might like what I am about. But you sure dont LOVE ME! Your taking a word th

Ice Woman
Ice Woman You wanna see me? The real me? The true me? I don't think so! It's not going to happen Cause what you see... Is a woman of fire and passion; Burning bright with heart felt desire What you don't see... What I won't let you see... Is the Ice Woman inside of me Blood as cold as ice; Not a hint of the warmth A heart of stone; Not a hint of the blood flow That you seem to notice You can't brake through I won't let you! 'Cause you wanna see me The real me... The true me... I don't think so It not going to happen I wont let you in No matter how hard you try You're not breaking through Not this time 'Cause the ice woman in me Will over rule once again You will run into blood so cold That it will freeze you And if that doesn't stop you My heart sure will It's made of unbreakable stone You're not gettin through No! Not this time Won't let anybody hurt me again

Lonely Teardrops
*Disclaimer* This was written long ago, my writing has gotten much better since then but I know if I place it on here then I can't lose it again and I can make it something I want it to be one day Lonely Teardrops Teardrops streak Down this lonely face As I sit here Longing for your embrace I know you can no longer caress me Nor can you kiss my lips Never again will I feel your soft hands Placed upon my hips All those times alone Nestled in your bed Those images I keep finding Dancing through my head I close my eyes to shut it out Yet you I plainly see I ruined it by myself It was alone only me I'll never again have the chance To whisper nothing into your ear I've chased you away again It's forever I fear We spent years together We've spent years apart I've still that place for you Hidden deep in my heart One day I'll find the strength to mend My heart will finally heal I'll let go of you Once again I'll be ready to feel

Dang It!
Okay, I uploaded a few more pics tonight, but of course they've disabled alerts. I also seem to be running short of fun pics to upload, sooooooo... if all goes well this weekend, I'll take a bunch and upload them.

Basic Tantric Methodology
BASIC TANTRIC METHODOLOGY 1/ Sexual activity changes the chemical character of the body and brain. a. The more intense the sexual activity the more the chemistry changes. b. Orgasm, especially in men, tends to switch off the chemical changes. c. Plateau stage (pre-orgasm) sexual activity brings the strongest long-term chemical change. d. Plateau stage sexual activity is not commonly reached prior to 7-12 minutes of arousal activity. e. A minimum of 38 minutes of Plateau Stage sexual activity is required to reach a "mature" stage of chemical change in the body and brain. f. The longer the chemical change produced by sexual activity is continued, the more the higher brain circuits are energized into awareness. g. The more often sexual energy is used to produce the desired energy the less often the body and brain will return to the old energy, which you are trying to change. h. Continued practice of sexual rituals at a high frequency aids in gaining control over the Desire Na

Late One Foggy Night..............
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him! However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rus hing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and re

Melissa
The sounds of the storm began to fade away as Jesse slipped further off to sleep. Suddenly her eyes shot wide open, she rolled over and stared blankly at the red, glowing face of her alarm clock. "2am, I've only been asleep for 2 hours." She thought. Jesse was excited about today. Today was her birthday. She would be 13 and couldn't wait for her party. Dwelling in her excitment, Jesse drifted off to sleep once agian. The sun slowly crept into her room, warming everything it touched. Jesse woke up, stretched out over her bed and smiled. She climbed out of bed and made her way to the window. Last nights storm still left its presence on the soft ground below. Through her window, she could see life beginning to stir in this small Colorado town. Jesse dressed for the day and headed downstairs. She strolled into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator. Inside was a present addressed to Jesse, from her parents. She smiled and took out the gift, carefully placing it on the counter

What Age Do You Act?
You Are 14 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Untitled 1
PERIODS IN LIFE OFTEN SEEM MUTED IN OPAQUE WORTHLESSNESS. WHILE FEELING MIRED IN AMBIGUITY AND UTTER CONFUSION.AMIDST MANY HOURS OF PAINFUL,LONELY REFLECTION. DEEP, REALLY DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL THAT SEEDS ARE BEING PLANTED AND NOURISHED. DURING THESE PERIODS OF CONFUSED ANXIETY, THE PATTERN REPEATS. SEEMINGLY THESE SEEDS AND ROOTS ARE GROWING DEEPER. AS THESE ROOTS GROW DEEPER THE REALIZATION OF EACH ADDITIONAL NUGGET OF TRUT AND KNOWLEDGE IS ACCOMPANNIED BY THE BURDEN OF ACTING UPON EACH GRANULE OF INSIGHT. THE SOUL CAN BE BURDENED WITH THE ANXIETY AND ENTHUSIASM OF UNDERSTANDING AND REACTING TO THESE BLOSSOMING INSIGHTS. OFTEN THESE TIMES ARE FUSED PARADOXICALLY WITH HOPEFUL ILLUSIONS AND DESPONDENT AUTHENTICITIES DAN CELTIC CHARMS

15 Things About Me
One of my friends had 20 Things posted on their blog, so I'm editting it and making it a bit more general for reposting. 1.Your Full Name: Well, you can have first name, there's only 6 people in the US with my full name. ;) First name is Diana. Anaid = Diana backwards, clever eh? 2. Age: 27 3. Single or Taken: Married to a great guy. He's on my family list. ;) 4. Favorite Movie: Nothing is coming to mind right now. I guess I don't have a real favorite movie. I love dance movies though, so I could say Center Stage, I know I've watched it enough. Heh. 5. Favorite Song: Cold, Cold Night by White Stripes. I love the lyrics and her vocals are wonderful. 6. Favorite Band/Artist: I'm going through an 80s fix for a lot of music right now. Madonna in her prime is what I'm playing a lot of. Back when she was the Material Girl and on Holiday. ;) 7. Dirty or Clean: What do you mean by that? Dirty talk is hot. Clean

Marilyn Manson's Coma White
There's something cold and blank behind her smile She's standing on an overpass In her miracle mile (coma): "Cause you were from a perfect world A world that threw me away today today today to run away" A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself Her mouth was an empty cut And she was waiting to fall Just bleeding like a polaroid that Lost all her dolls (coma): "You were from a perfect world A world that threw me away today today today to run away" A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself "You were from a perfect world A world that threw me away today" A pill to make you numb A pill to make

"i Don't Know How I Didn't Know"
BELLEVUE, Wash. - Amanda Brisendine attributed the 30 pounds she gained in the past year to an abandoned smoking habit and rich food. So when she went to the hospital with sharp stomach pain, she wasn’t expecting to leave with a newborn son. “I don’t know how I didn’t know. I just didn’t know,” Brisendine said Tuesday from her bed at Overlake Medical Center’s Birthing Center, where she delivered Alexander Joseph Britt by Caesarean section. George Macones, chairman of the OB/GYN department at Washington University in St. Louis, said he’s seen about a dozen cases in his nearly 20-year career in which a woman didn’t know she was pregnant. The pregnancy isn’t always obvious when a woman is overweight, or a woman will have spotting or bleeding during the pregnancy and mistake it for menstruation, said Macones, who specializes in high-risk pregnancies. The 26-year-old Renton woman went to Group Health Cooperative’s Eastside campus last Saturday after experiencing several days of abdominal pa

Dionysus
as found: "Dionysus." Encyclopedia Mythica from Encyclopedia Mythica Online. /www.pantheon.org/articles/d/dionysus.html> [Accessed November 02, 2006]. Dionysus by Rachel Gross and Dale Grote Dionysus, also commonly known by his Roman name Bacchus, appears to be a god who has two distinct origins. On the one hand, Dionysus was the god of wine, agriculture, and fertility of nature, who is also the patron god of the Greek stage. On the other hand, Dionysus also represents the outstanding features of mystery religions, such as those practiced at Eleusis: ecstasy, personal delivery from the daily world through physical or spiritual intoxication, and initiation into secret rites. Scholars have long suspected that the god known as Dionysus is in fact a fusion of a local Greek nature god, and another more potent god imported rather late in Greek pre-history from Phrygia (the central area of modern day Turkey) or Thrace. According to one myth, Dionysus is the son of the god Zeus and

Not Dealing With It So Well....
Well he left....he's gone....back to florida. The love of my life, gone as quick as he came. I miss him so much....already...my head is pounding so bad from the tears that have fallen from my eyes. The thing is I didnt even cry when he left...I didnt break down till I got home, to my empty house...with no history channel or the miltary channel on. Silence....the scent of his colone filled my nose when I walked into my room grab something, and that is when it hit me. And it hit me hard. It felt like running into a brick wall. I fell onto my bed just ballin my eyes out. And I havnt been able to stop since. I want him to come back....oh god how I want him back here. :: cries :: Cry baby aka Natasha :: Ernies Perfect Drug ::

Midnight Rants 1
~Animal dreams~If I had to be an animal for the rest of my life I would be a BEAR. Bears are neato cuz they sleep alot, fish, carry other lil bears in their mouths, people are typical scared of them and they have super cool giant paws! ~Sharks~I dont really care for them, they have too many teeth to be my friend. I once saw a shark eye to eye when i was a wee lil'un and when it came on the boat it looked at me and then rolled it's eyes behind it's head. Thanks but fuck sharks!Retards~yes you can hate me now! It sounds mean that I dont like them but at least at the same time I feel bad for them, it's just they creep me the fuck out and make me squirm. The only kind of retard I would like to know is one with Aspergers Syndrome!(look it up if you don't already know here's a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger's_syndrome)~Emo's~ Oh God why, why did you put such miserable foul creatons on the Earth? I just don't understand: tight ass pants, loads of freakish makeup and suiciadal

Heart And Soul
Music is a big part of my life... it can relax me, make me cry, make me angry, make me happy, and best of all..make me get up and shake this big ol' ass of mine!!! I rely a lot on music. It's my therapy. Whether it's songs about pain, love, loss, or sex.... it reaches into the heart and soul of me. There is a point to all that rambling... everyday I'm gonna post lyrics to a song. It might be how I feel for the day, it might just be something that I love to get up and dance to.... but none the less.. I'll be posting lyrics...and if you don't know the song.. it will also be playing in my music player. Why am I doing this? hhhmm... could be cause I'm bored to hell... and also.. I want to share something that means a lot to me... with all my cherry friends. So.. tomorrow... let the lyrics begin :)

I Need Your Opinion
Do you think I am a ladies man, like do you think I am a "one night stand" kind of thing, or do you think I and a "long relationship" kind of thing, cause I asked a friend of mine and she couldnt decide. Id really appreciate some feedback cause this is kinda important to me.

Divorced Mickey Mouse
Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all the information you gave the court, but i can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy. Mickey (exasperated): Your honor! I didn't say she was crazy... I said she was fu**ing Goofy!

The 4th ~ Contest
This is the first contest I have entered on this site. It's a contest for CherryTAP Queen, and I was wondering if you would do me a favor. It will only take 10 seconds of your busy life. Just click on the picture below, and then rate and comment on my picture. It would be very much appreciated. You can comment as many times as you would like, and it'll help me tons! Or at least go and vote on someone, if you don't think I deserve it. Thanks Blaze@ CherryTAP

Surrender
Upon the solitary gallows I'll make my stand This last act of defiance with a noose in my hand There'll be no tears Gone is the passion, honesty and hope I'll chase away the lies with the snap of a rope Call it what you will Call it a fool's blunder I only know one thing in this moment, I shall.... Surrender She thinks I don't know But I saw her with my eyes On this day, I came home early and betrayal was my surprise I let the flowers fall from my hand they hit the floor He pounds her again and again and she keeps screaming for more I can still hear them The lust burning in my ears I've never tasted her fire never in 15 years Her explosion is coming as he drives her passionate thunder her body soaked in desire the only choice is..... Surrender I guess they'll find me later I'm sure they'll cut me down pour me in a 6 foot hole and go back for another round You could say I had options for there are a thousands parts

I Likemale Strippers
Fully Clothed Females with Nude Men Well this is very interesting, I went to the wrong strip clubs & parties when I was younger apparently. In the USA these private parties are setup for women, with strippers and lots of booze. I went to a few strip clubs and while you weren’t really allowed to touch their cocks, the strippers were allowed to tempt you, hell they even stired my drink with their cock. Of course I never drank it after that, who knows where that thing had been LOL. I do remember going to a bachelorette party when I was 19, was a good friend of mine, so I figured I would bring my mom along since she didn’t get out much..Oh hell that was not a good idea, my mother doesn’t drink, she had 2 drinks that night and it was all over ..when the strippers came out and started to do the lap dance to my mom, she grabbed his bare ass with both of her hands and wouldn’t let go..LOL ok its funny now but at the time, I was so embarassed I wanted to hide. I remember scolding my mother(yep

For Women
My boyfriend, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour. ----------------------------------------------------

Important Information Everyone Should Know!
IMPORTANT INFORMATION EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW..PLEASE READ (REPOST Original 12/05) Current mood: okay Category: Life A while ago my ex's now "wife" was emailing some of my friends and saying some really horrible lies about me (who knows why). One thing she put in writing was partially true, but horribly distorted......this is the truth....... It is the fact that I have Hepatitis C. I contracted it in 1991 during a surgery. We have determined this was the cause, because I went to the doctor violently ill 12 weeks after the surgery and tested positive (the specific test was brand new), prior to that I had given blood to the Red Cross on a regular basis (donor) and had never had any problems (it was called NonA/NonB before that) and had blood tests before I had surgery, I had never done intervenous drugs, been on kidney dialysis, had a blood tranfusion or been a hemophliac. I had also been married since 1987 and with him since 1985. I was lucky that my doctor knew about th

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Crossdressing: How Did You Start and/or How Did You Realize That You Were Into Them? Well my girlfriend Ezra and I were sitting at a What-a-burger late one night and were talking over our late night meal whenwe both notticed a cheerleaders outfit in a displaycase, (part of the decorum since it was a What-a-burger in a very small highschool-football enthusist type of town that we were passing through). I made a remark that she would look cute in that. Ezra then said that I would look much cuter. I remembered that a few priar she had put her bra on me. I looked at her for a moment and noticed that she almost seemed as if she were serious. I asked if she was and she sheepishly said she it was soemthing she would like to try. Well, I am very kinky anyway. And with Ezra I have been even kinkier than had ever been before. Plus when I was little I used to like to pretend to be different superheroes. Superman, Spiderman , the Hulk Batman, (Wolverine wasn't quiet th household name

Stolen Moments...in The Rain...
laying here...in the rain... washing away the unspoken pain... time...flies past...how i wish it could be endless... in our hunger...the embraces are breathless... you don't have to say anything...i can see it in your eyes... silently...you hold me...i could have stayed here forever in your arms... life isn't fair...never thought it would be... the desires of our hearts... are running free... just let the world stands still ... stolen moments...in the rain...

Follow'n The Recipe...not, Lol..
..Gotta Follow the Recipe.. A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed... "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims... "I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."........Jim agrees and the two say good bye.. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.. Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed...."Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!.....You gotta follow the recipe!

Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back... DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network. TERRY RANDLE VIRUS: Prints "oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort". CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. EMELDA MARCOS VIRUS: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy. GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up

The Cat Who Ate Danish Modern
Finished reading this novel today, at the suggestion (of the series, not the novel) of a friend. A lot of fun, and of course I liked the mention of Hindemith partway through ;) Good mystery, memorable characters. (And a dashed-off review, but you'll see better, really...)

Introduction/basic Overview Of Wicca
WICCA A Neo-Pagan, Earth-Centered Religion Overview: Depending upon how you look at Wicca, it is either one of the newest or one of the oldest religions in the world: Wicca is a recently created, Neopagan religion. The various branches of Wicca can be traced back to Gardnerian Witchcraft which was founded in the UK during the late 1940s. Wicca is based on the symbols, seasonal days of celebration, beliefs and deities of ancient Celtic society. Added to this material were Masonic and ceremonial magickal components from recent centuries. In this respect, it is a religion whose roots go back almost three millennia to the formation of Celtic society circa 800 BCE. A follower of Wicca is called a Wiccan. Wicca and other Neopagan religions are currently experiencing a rapid growth in the U.S., Canada, and Europe. This is seen particularly among some teenagers, who are rejecting what they feel is the autocracy, paternalism, sexism, homophobia, and insensitivity to the enviro

Why Am I Hated So Much?
i can not understand why people hate me so much i am a nice guy i try to help everybody out when i can but i get kicked in the ass i wish sometimes i had a true friend but that is a pipe dream so bye for now

One Bourbon, One Scotch And One Beer
I'm listening to this song atm, depsite the fact that I'm very partial to vodka. Damn, but it was a long day at work. My new assistant started work today, so I had to look after her and get my own stuff done. She's shaping up well, though, and I see a lot of potential in her... It's 23:16 currently, and I'm exhausted, so this is pretty much all she wrote for my very first entry here.

Love Story
Love Story I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

One More Time
One More Time By Jeremiah J. Gibson She claims she loves him She falls for his excuses Covers up all the bruises How can she be so dim? He is lower than slime But she keeps going back one more time He says he loves her He says that he is sorry Tells the same old story He means it this time for sure So she forgives all his crimes Says she will try it one more time One more time Why won't this cycle break? Making all the same mistakes The same sad ending every time Yet she says just one more time Yea just one more time The cycle repeats one more time She has this a new life inside her His blood running in its veins Just another win he gains Cause the baby needs its father It will be different this time The risk is worth one more time Her mother's tears begin to fall She's been down the same damn path But she escaped her bastard's wrath She wants to be her daughter's wake up call But he is just so sublime And her baby is gone one more time One

People In This Country Suck Sometimes.
Personal liberties are being denied without due process â€” Wednesday, November 08, 2006 And I for somereason am still helping to protect this country??? As are so many others who's rights are being taken away at a rapid pace. If there's any of my blogs worth being shared with others, it's this one. Wednesday, November 08, 2006 Sup ya'll? Current mood: thirsty Hi to all those who read this. I got a 89 on my psychetest. I looked over it and it looked to me like I got a 91 though, so the teacher is going to look over it. I can get a couple points back, and, it should go up some with the "curve" thing. I think I got about a 60 on my math test. Ohwell, I'm uste to it by now. I guesse I'll be at the tutor place about every day now. Even though it seems mostly pointless, cuz there's no way I'm going to pass the class. I normally like challenges, things that are hard, wether I'm good at them or not. But in school,with the grading system and such, it see

Perverted Education
PERVERTED EDUCATION We are living in a time where we are expected to do the "right thing"! What the hell is the right thing to do, is it letting all those who immigrate illegally from one country to another stay furthering the downfall of our governments? Or is it listening to what others feel is right? What ever happened to the time where we were told to do what best suited us, what every happened to speaking out against a government that was unjust, I'll tell you what happened the Jew. Ever since the ZOG machine rolled over various governments, countries have become weaker, the people brainwashed to think that everyone is equal. I say fuck that, we are not all equal, the black man is in no way equal to the white, the Jew is in no way equal to the black, brown and are far less equal from the white men and women of this great world. We live in a day and age where media rules over our lives, our children are being taught to believe that just because the color of ones skin

If You Want To Know..........
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST , I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY. 1.Your Middle Name: LaDon 2. Age and Zodiac Sign: 38 Pieces 3. Single or Taken: Currently Seperated 4. Favorite place to hang out: Anywhere that I can be away from everyday bullshit. 5. Favorite pet/animal: My dogs Dixie & Casper 6. Favorite Band/Artist: Don’t really have a favorite, I listen to so many different kinds. 7. Favorite Movie: Queen of The Danmed 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Not Yet, but I see one in the near future. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? Live every day like there is no tomorrow, Take what you can, but leave something positive behind. 10. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: LOL, Everything. I l

F.i.s.t Inc's Mini Gathering
F.I.S.T Inc April, 20 2007 at THE HIVE F.I.S.T Inc's MINI GATHERING PART 1 Not Available, TULSA, Oklahoma Cost: 15.00 LINE UP COMMING REAL SOON !!!!!!!! F.I.S.T Inc April, 21 2007 at THE OTHERSIDE PART 2 OF THE JUGGALO MINI Not Available, TULSA, Oklahoma Cost: 15.00 LINE UP COMMING REAL SOON !!!!!!!! TIXS FOR BOTH SHOWS ARE 25 BUX SO YOU SAVE 5 BUX

Mexican Beef- And Bean-stuffed Peppers
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:1 hr 10 min Makes:8 servings 1 1/2 cups Fiber One® cereal 2 cups Progresso® tomato puree (from 28-oz can) 4 medium bell peppers 1/2 pound extra-lean ground beef 1 medium onion, finely chopped (1/2 cup) 1 cup Progresso® red kidney beans (from 19-oz can), drained, rinsed 1 can (4.5 ounces) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, undrained 2 teaspoons chili powder 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 cup shredded reduced-fat Cheddar cheese, if desired 1. Heat oven to 350ºF. Crush cereal.* Mix cereal and tomato puree; let stand 5 minutes. 2. Cut bell peppers lengthwise in half. Remove seeds and membranes. Place peppers, cut sides up, in rectangular baking dish, 13x9x2 inches. 3. Cook beef and onion in 10-inch skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until beef is brown; drain. Stir in cereal mixture and remaining ingredients except cheese. Divide beef mixture evenly among peppers. 4. Cover and bake 40 to 45 minutes or until peppers are tender

I'm A Bigger Bitch Than Tazzy
You are 46% Bittch! Well about half way there to becoming a full out Bittch! It won't be long now! I think you have a little devil and little angel in you! Right now there are fighting! Maybe the devil will win and you will be a big Bittch!How much of a B*tch Are you?Create MySpace Quizzes

The Best Things In Life
ALOT OF PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW I DRIVE A TRUCK. ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT LIKE TRUCK DRIVER LIKE MYSELF BUT U HAVE TO CONSIDER THIS TRUCK DRIVERS ARE THE HARDEST WORKING AMERICANS UNDER THE POLICE EMT AND ETC.. WE ARE THE ONES THAT GO OUT THERE EVERYDAY BATTLE WEATHER TRAFFIC AND ETC... BUT THE WORST THING OF ALL WE MISS THE BEST THIGNS IN LIFE ALOT OF TRUCK DRIVERS ARE HUSBANDS ADN FATHERS THERE MISSING OUT ON THERE KIDS GROWING UP BIRTHDAYS CHRISTMAS THANKSGIVING AND ALL OF THAT ME I'M SINGLE I'M NOT MISSING OUT ON ALOT BUT I GIVE EVERY PERSON THAT IS OUT THERE BUSTING ASS TO MAKE SURE AMERICA DOESNT STOP RUNNING NOT JSUT TRUCKERS SOLDIERS MY BROTHER IS OVER IN IRAQ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM AND I'M OVER HERE HELPING US KEEP IN LINE YEA SOME TRUCKERS ARE ASSHOLES SCREW THEM LOL BUT FOR REAL DONT GET MAD IF THEY GET IN YOUR WAY IF IT WASNT FOR US RICH PEOPLE WOULDNT HAVE THE FANCY CARS THERE DRIVING OR THE JEWELRY CLOTHES ETC... I'M JUST SAYING WITH OUT TRUCKERS AMERICA STOPS AND THATS THE TRUTH YE

To All Who Give A Rat's Ass...
Well I have gotten all moved. We moved into the sticks... and out here in the sticks they haven't been blessed with High Speed Internet... so I've been stuck on dial up. I've actually got a pretty good connection going right now so I'm running with it. But that's the excuse I have for not being online to much lately along with getting everything unpacked. Hope everyone had a great Halloween and anything that has come up between then and now! I am having satellite connected tomorrow morning, I'm thinking anything has got to be better than dial up! Hope to see ya'll real soon!!! Take care, sweet

Just A Little Something Simple, From Theunloved
Just a little something simple, From TheUnLoved, I had not prepared any comments for the weekend, but due to All The Love You have Shown Me, I felt I needed to Show you some in return. So Ladies, Thank You From The Depths of My Heart! MUAH! Huggs, Kisses and for those of you who prefer Bites, this is for you BITE!

Shrimp Stew
River Road Shrimp Stew PREP TIME: 1 Hour SERVES: 6 COMMENT: This is the most popular of all shrimp dishes cooked in Bayou country. It is easy to prepare and is a must on every table during the Lenten season. Crawfish may be substituted as well. It is easy to prepare and, although similar to crawfish bisque, this dish may be completed in half the time. INGREDIENTS: · 2 pounds (80-90 count) shrimp, peeled and de-veined · 1 cup vegetable oil · 1 cup flour · 2 cups onions, minced · 1 cup celery, minced · 1 cup bell pepper, minced · 2 tbsps garlic, diced · 1/4 cup tomato sauce · 1 quart shrimp stock or water · 1 cup green onions, minced · 1 cup parsley, chopped · salt and cayenne pepper to taste · Louisiana Gold Pepper Sauce to taste METHOD: A rich shrimp stock will certainly make this dish a winner. Any shellfish stock or fish stock may be substituted, but the dish will be good even if plain water is used. In a 2-gallon stock pot, heat oil over med

Safe Keepin :)
You said my heart would be safe with you but it turns out you never really meant it only I didn't have a clue I ran blind wanting your every bit the words you spoke seemed so right and with them I took flight I wanted, rather needed what you offered so without thinking twice I gave my all then one day you didn't return my call blind-sided, what was I to think I went looking for a reason crystal clear was your deceit but ask yourself, can she love a coward?

To All My Friends A Rose Of Friendship
Just a little something for all of you . Thanks so much for making this palce so much fun for me and angel If a Raindrop was a kiss I'd send u showers, If a Hug was a minute I'd send u hours, If water was a smile I'd send u the sea, and if u ever get lonely I'd send u me Send this to 10 people that really matter to you, cuz u never know when the people u really care about r gonna leave * ........ ) ` - . .> ' `( ....... ........ / . . . .`.. . . .. ........ ........ |. . . . . |. . .| ......... ......... .. . . . ./ . ./ ........... ........... `=(.. /.=` ........... ............. `-;`.-' ............. ............... `)| ... , ......... ................. || _.-'| .......... ............. , _|| .._, / ......... ....... , ..... ..|| .' .............. ..... |.. |.. , . ||/ ............... .... , ....` | /|., |Y.., ........... ..... '-...'-._....||/ .............. ......... >_.-`Y| ............... .............., _||

Funnel Cakes
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 10 servings, 1 funnel cake each 1-1/2 cups flour 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1-1/2 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1/2 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 2 eggs 1 cup milk 1 tsp. vanilla Oil, for frying 1/4 cup powdered sugar SIFT flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt into large mixing bowl; set aside. Beat eggs, milk and vanilla in bowl with wire whisk until well blended. Add to flour mixture; mix well. HEAT oil to 375°F in large saucepan or deep fryer. Slowly pour 1/4 cup of the batter into hot oil in a free-form lattice pattern. Cook 30 sec. on each side or until golden brown on both sides. Drain funnel cake on paper towels. Repeat with remaining batter, allowing oil to return to 375°F between batches. SPRINKLE with powdered sugar. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make it Easy Use a plastic squeeze bottle to pour the batter into the hot oil. Cut the tip wide enough to form a steady stream of batte

Shooting Heroin For The First Time
*** Clean for long time *** Shooting Heroin for the First Time A bruise in the crook of my arm. I always said there were some things I’d never do. I lie all the time. Can’t you see through my bullshit? Don’t you see my arm poised to throw bricks at glass houses? All night I talked shit about, bitched about Heron Pat. Yet so easily I could become him. The barely forming pink purple blue brown bruise at the crook of my arm, marking the location of a vein. And yes, I hate this. And I’m afraid of what it will do to the other side of the coin, Victor Ward/Johnson, the kind of speaking in quotes and saying nothing at all. And yes, I’m afraid of that simple warmth, a belt pulled tight around an arm, bruises, a lack of emotion, feeling. Beautiful boy, partner in crime. He called it the ultimate antidepressant. I cannot disagree. Blood rushing through veins and arteries, delivering chemicals to heart and brain and other vital organs. That c

Its Official
well its official me and kira are broken up allthough she was a bitch about it and chose to ignore me and let me figure it out myself by talkin to her friends instead of tellin me herself.so not omly is she a bitch but a fucking coward as well.how could something so good go so wrong b/c of her I still don't know. guess you learn alot about somebody from how they break up with you.

Death Is A Passion
Your thorns grasp deeper... Permeate my head. Where my body lies. There is no bed. You've crowned me king. My ace of spades. Your the devils due.. When the bills are paid. Your sharpened talons, Painted bloodlet red. Your scathing breath... Bores through my head. If this is life... I'd be better off dead. Of a twisted hook... Buried in my loins. Making me wish, I was never borne. Your knarled teeth... Via my jugular vein. I close my eyes Yet in vast distain. I concede the fact, Soon I'll feel no pain. You sap me dry. In soul and keep. My mind in awry. In mental deplete. I lie in prone. In disheveled defeat. By time you read this. My ink is dry. Life as I knew it. Has passed on by. Sometimes I wish, I was made of stone... Just scatter my ash, Of char and bone. In the end ... Be no wind nor tide. A piece of paper, Of final confide. A silenced storm. As I pass on by. Of grasses of brown... And mountains of clay. Of silenced s

The Sex Slave - Submissivewife
I was with Alice 3 years so that we lived together in an apartment near the north side of Athens. THere were lots of college students there and we were sort of the oldest couple there but it was not unusual that we had some of the middle aged college staff over. Early in our relationship I found out about Alice\'s previous life. Her ex-husband had made her (and now she was a willing) Slave. He had pushed the borders of their sex life slowly until he had her doing absolutley anything he told her to do. She now had been looking for another \"Master\" for over a year but had not found anyone she liked until we had started flirting at the hospital and now she was sitting across from me telling me how she was wishing for her old life to begin again. She was kneeing, naked and a small very ornate collar on that had a leash attached and she was offering it to me. She had already let me know that she had a need to suck cock and swallow all the cum she could and she called that her \"Ice Cream

Political Shifts And Pagan Rights
as found on: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usmi&c=words&id=11305 Democrats Take Congress: What Does the News Mean for the Pagan Community? Author: Emrys Posted: November 12th. 2006 Times Viewed: 1,886 On November 7th, Americans all across the nation exercised their constitutional right to vote, and this ushered in a resounding change for our nation. According to CNN, the Cable News Network, control of the nation has shifted hue from red to blue, with the current numbers being 228 Democrats in the House, and 50 in the Senate, which includes two independents, who are caucusing with the Democratic Party. This year counted as my first election, having just turned 18 a few weeks ago. I made sure to vote carefully, taking special care to vote the issues, not the parties. I voted mostly blue, but that’s not to say I’m a partisan player. I realize that for anything to get done in Congress, we need a balanced legislature. However, I also realize that The Democrat

Fuck Off.
I am going to agree with Liz on this one.. If you pay in the Senior Citizen line.. Please don't try to fucking contact me.. I'm 22.. get a life creep.. If your over 35.. how about we stay away.... Thank ya much. Muah.

Positive Side Of Life
MessageLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box. A

The School Play
"The School Play" Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! a pistol shot." Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words... "My fair maiden... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of sh

Big Changes..
Well I'm about to move in with my bf in two weeks and I'm looking forward to it.. A lot:P I actually moved out from my mothers house when I was 17. I then moved in with my ex and we lived together for about 7 months. The relationship as you've probably already guessed went straight to hell and I had to move out when I couldn't take it anymore. So I moved home to my parents again. BIG mistake. We had a great relationship when I wasn't living at home, but when I got back it got bad. They became more strict than they've ever been and didn't want to realize that their little girl had grown a lot in the past 6 months.. But I'm hoping that my relationship to them will become better when I move out again:) And (of course) I hope this relationship works out better than the last one:P My mother lives out on the country side too. Too little action for me.. So I'm moving to Oslo! Weee:) Lets just hope that Oslo can handle me:P

Waking Up.
Here's a little poetry from me to you. -Here again in bed. I lie here listless. Without you, without hope. -Realize life has been a perpetual nightmare. Without you, Without Light. -Knowing that this cannot continue. Without You, Without Happiness. -I'm Waking up. Without you. Without This Pain.

It Ain't Easy Bein' Me!
Seems I never have much time to blog. They say that after 50, it's patch, patch, patch... It is true to some extent, I guess. All that patching, less time to type! WAA! I know, where's the cheese? Having recently (again!) become single, I have noticed a marked difference between interactions with women as a younger man as opposed to now. I am working on a set of guidelines, I think I will call it "Old Fart Dating 101" - only problem is, guys my age don't read or buy books, they are too busy worrying about how they will ever get laid again! Just for example, when I was younger, the conversation was what clubs we frequented, so maybe we could run into each other. Now, we compare lists of daily prescriptions to see if our side effects might clash. Another: Young - what little sexy wrinkles we like while making love. Old - who has to try to go on top! I know, pretty lame stuff. I never realized to what extent our society excludes people as they get a little older. Let me say, i

What I Have Learned...
I HAVE LEARNED... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but to the best you can do. I've learned that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it. I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

What Are You?
You Are a Pegasus You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?

What Kind Of Monster Are You?
You are Frankenstein! You are a sensitive and misunderstood creature. You are incredibly kind and more human than people who were created through natural means. But unfortunatly, you have a nasty revenge streak and therefore everyone is afraid of you. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

The Wooden Bowl
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about Grandfather," said the son. I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor. So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl. When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometime he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone. Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled foo

Feeling Down
I'm feeling kinda down. Nobody is online right now to talk to. I really thought Carla was the one for a long time. But it's obviously over now. I found someone else now that might be right. She's on here and was introduced by a mutual friend. I just don't want to be hurt again. She does seem really nice, though.

Good One
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

In The Thick Of It
In the Thick of It Collect specks of humanity or brutality. Dissect, redirect, or correct your one mistake, all the souls you take. Everything that’s at stake is you. Smile, laugh, grin at your grave – the ever-closer six feet under and happily ever after. Eat your sorrow and your rage. They will never fill you up. They are nothing. Forget the endings and beginnings. The heart of the story is where it’s at. Savor the meat and flesh of your endless day. The bittersweet, yet oh so delicious, contradictions will sustain you. copyright 2006 Katherine Andrews

Open To Anything Or For Anything
Tall dark and handsome, loves photography and motorcycle racing, has a good career and is respectful to woman. Looking for a fun and laid back woman for whatever comes up at the spur of the moment. I love intimacy and affection and like relaxing by the fire-making love in the pool and being as free in my life as i am in my sexuality. I like a woman who likes to show off her sexuality with no inhabitions from answering the door naked to making love in the park behind a tree.i enjoy anything that the day offers, it's the company you keep that can make even the most uninteresting activities a memorable one.

Lost Love
Lost Love To brokenhearted men and women please heed these words I say, the pain you think eternal will come to rest one day. Your destiny has whispered he or she wasn't the one for you, true love would never allow the pain they've put you through. A soul mate will always protect you, they won't hurt you in any way, and the bond that forms between you will grow stronger every day. Don't shed your tears in silence, there was nothing you could do, God gave you the strength of a man or woman, and your faith to carry you through. Time is so short and precious, so make every moment last, live today, tomorrow, don't dwell upon the past. The one who left you broken will come to rue the day, and the pain you thought eternal will slowly fade away.

Just Like Heaven~the Cure
Just Like Heaven "Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said "The one that makes me laugh" she said And threw her arms around my neck "Show me how you do it And I promise you I promise that I'll run away with you I'll run away with you" Spinning on that dizzy edge I kissed her face and kissed her head And dreamed of all the different ways I had To make her glow "Why are you so far away?" she said "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you That I'm in love with you" You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in the water You're just like a dream Daylight licked me into shape I must have been asleep for days And moving lips to breathe her name I opened up my eyes And found myself alone alone Alone above a raging sea That stole the only girl I loved And drowned her deep inside of me You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You

I Got Flowers Today
I Got Flowers Today We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn't mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn't our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn't believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn't mother's day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I'm afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral! Last

Another Short One.........by Me
Angel sat at home alone on another Saturday night. She was completely bored so she booted up her computer . She had no idea turnin on that computer was going to completely change her night.................. When she finally got online she hopped into a chat room just to see if she could find someone to talk to . She had a lot of perverted offers n al ot of flat out "lets Fuck" offers ..None that appealed to her @ all. Then she started talkin to this guy..such a great guy SO FAR she was thinkin....They talked n talked n talked ..every subject you can think of they talked about. The more they talked the more comfortable they both got n the conversation took a more sexual course. On and on they talked deeper n deeper in description of what they both wanted and needed. Then he began tellin her how hed love to lay her down kiss her gently as he stroked her nipples til they were hard pebbles. he told her how hed love to suckle those nipples as his fingers slid inside her hot wet pussy

Thrilled! (recital Dvd)
Today I received my DVD of the recital I gave a few weeks ago. It was kinda weird to see myself on there, you know? But I sounded pretty good. :) As far as how I looked... well, I AM a girl! Some of you have been saying, "Hey, I'd like to hear you sing!" Well, if I can figure out how the hell to get some snippets of this DVD online, I will. I'm researching as we speak. I'll need to: - Convert to mpeg or AVI or whatever. - Crop the individual stuff I really want and save to separate places. This is NOT my field of expertise (or even my area if "some knowledge"), so if anyone has any idea of how to do this, please let me know. I haven't found any great sources/tutorials online.

Special Thanks...
Special Thanks... To artist Martin Abel must be made for the use of one of his gorgeous pictures in the making of an image for a friend here I say gorgeous, but I don't know that that really covers it.. his art is not the typical style or beauty and grace, but lines are clean, the figures are hot, the pictures are usually a cross between racy and humorous... stylized Disney meets Heavy Metal Magazine or Fangoria Check him out at http://www.martinabel.com/index.htm

Excuses Of Common Whores (the Prelude)
Don't forget to include the instances where mommy and daddy didn't give you enough attention. Blame them for the nights you spent in your room blaring the stereo, drowning out your own sordid thoughts about the next door neighbor and his washboard stomach. Feign ignorance when you know that you've made the decisions that have put you exactly where you are. It's them, the men, that continuously take advantage of your tired and worn body. You have no mind to offer, so give them what's easy. Your dignity. The books don't make sense, so you don't read them anymore, but you act like it all makes sense. Life is your oyster, but you play it on your back...in defense of everyone and everything that touches you. And this is comfortable because Daddy gave you your name. Your stupidity is your trump card because it allows you to act like life is ok. Your malady is in the words you speak tho, because you can't begin to understand that your own reprocussions are your prison, and the

What Age Do I Act?
You Are 29 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Updates.
I know its late sorry. I just got home from work I left 2 hours early. Im tired. Badly tired. And sore. And stressed to the max. And theres something bothering me badly. And i cant make it go away -sigh- ♥ ♥ ♥ Icon of the day Sadly true =/ Ugh this day has SUCKED badly. Work was hell. People where all yelling at me like everything was my fault, and im not the doctor so dont yell at me! Then my dad called to yell at me. And just lecture me and all i wanted to do was cry. Then i got puked on which ofcourse made me sick. This little shit head kid kicked me twice. I gotta get something to eat. I havent in a while. But i doubt itll stay down. -insert pissed off face- Ugh. ♥ ♥ ♥ Is it ni ni time yet? This song i cant get out of my head. Its like stuck there and i dont know why. I mean i do. Cause it relates to me. But bleh. Make it stop! < 3 ♥ Its not the music video for it. But its the only thing i could

I'm Kinda Liking These Surveys
Body: EIGHT lasts: 8. last cigarette: Hmmmm...long ago. 7. last beverage: A&W Cream Soda 6. last phone call: Yesterday 5. last text message: Haven't had one in a while 4. last cd played: Gogol Bordello. 3. last BUBBLE bath: Oh, ummmm...a few months aog 2. last time: Last time what? 1. last kiss: Does the cat rubbing his nose against me count? EIGHT have you's: 8. have you ever dated someone twice: Yes 7. have you ever been cheated on: yes 6. have you ever bought condoms: No, I make my own. 5. have you ever kissed someone & regret it: yes 4. have you ever fallen in love: yes 3. have you ever lost someone: yes 2. have you ever been depressed: Haha...YES 1. have you ever been drunk and thrown up: of course SIX things you did in the past three days: 1. Went to school: No 2. Went to work: Well, if you can gll what I do going to work, yes. 3. Colored: Nope 4. Got drunk: nope 6. Slept: yes list FOUR people you can tell almost anything to -- 1. Evan 2. Darrell

Now That You've Arrived
Wednesday, November 22, 2006 Now that you've arrived It is now officially here. The opportunity of this day has finally arrived. You've been preparing for it your whole life. Now is your chance to live it. It's not exactly what you expected. In many ways, though, it is even better than you could have ever imagined. It will take some effort, to be sure. After all, any opportunity that has real value will also have its share of obstacles to be overcome. Fortunately, you have what it takes. And with your knowledge, your experience, your focus, commitment and determination, you can turn the opportunity of this day into the reality of achievement. Stand up, step forward, and seize the opportunity of this day. Now that you've arrived here, it's time to make it count. -- Ralph Marston

The Boob Poem
For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram, "O.K.," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my boob in line), "And tell me when it hurts," she said, "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." She stepped upon a pedal. I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate came slamming down, My hooter's in a vise! My skin was stretched and mangled, From underneath my chin. My poor boob was being squashed, To Swedish Pancake thin. Excruciating pain I felt, Within it's vise-like grip. A prisoner in this vicious thing, My poor defenseless tit! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, Who does she think she's kidding?!? My chest is mashed in her machine And woozy

Happy Thanksgiving To All Usa!!!!
I just wanted to say "Happy Thanksgiving to all USA" ppl and hope you have a good one which is all family gather around and have a good time... Remember, drink responsible and be home safe and sound :-)

Life Change
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious g

Thanksgiving
I am very thankful for the friends that I have made. I have some really good ones in the past year. I am also very thankful that I don't have the bad friends anymore. Like, ones that will be nice to your face just to bad mouth you behind your back. I have a great, and understanding woman in my life. She is with me for me and not what I can offer her. It is a refreshing feeling considering what my recent Ex's have done to me. We still haven't even had our first real argument yet. We are just always smiles. I love this feeling. I am thankful for my roomies and one certain person that moved here the same time that I did. I am thankful that my health is still maintaining ...kinda. So, I am thankful that I am not in a hospital or worse. I hope that you all have as much as me to be thankful for this year and I hope that you all have a great thanksgiving with your family or friends. With Much Love, Valo

Would You? Will You?
answer this and send it back 2 me in my inbox. You can add more to these if you want. Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] get wasted with me? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends?

Dealing With Customers
Today being Black Friday makes me think of all the poor people working in stores. I worked at Woolworth until they closed. Believe me, having to deal with customers is horrible. Customers suck. At least if you're a pimp and they piss you off you can bitch-slap them.

Today's Laugh
Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone. Through the grapevine, his teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can happen. He reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy. Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and crying, "Oh my G~d!... I killed her! I killed her!" All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of dawning comprehension appears on his face as he says, "Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"

How Do You Drive?
Your Driving Is is: 59% Male, 41% Female According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl. This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks. Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

Women
I don't think I will ever understand women .. They are the most exquisite animals this earth has ever seen fit to create.. but also the most destructive force as well ... Have we as men ever met an animal/ individual so capable of ripping our life apart ... but at the same time making that same life whole .. I will never undertand this power ... I guess thats why i'm single ..

Contest
I'm thinking of doing another contest, one based on ratings...I think I'm going to do a Best Friend contest...I want people to nominate friends they think deserve to be in the contest. I'll of course check with that other person. But I also want that friend to write a line or 2 about why that person should be in the contest, I would use that as a caption. Then after I get 8-10 people I'd open it up for voting. It would be based on number of rates..1's are the same as 10's...In case of a tie comments would be the tie breaker..anyone interested? or should i scrap the idea? send me the link to your friends page if you want to nominate someone!

45 Things A Girl Loves
1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this?-- 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. Keep reading... 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking about someone?-- 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly ! 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! You need to show her you mean it-- 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. 23-tell her wut feels good [wtf?] 24-make her feel loved. 25-make her feel go

Im N This Contest If Ur My Friend Ull Help Me...im The One On The Tree...
OK WELL I CAN...BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CONTEST? COME CHECK IT OUT AND VOTE! VOTING IS NOW OPEN! PLEASE COME GIVE THESE LOVELY LADIES YOUR VOTES!! WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE NUMBER OF COMMENTS ON HER PICTURE. VOTING WILL TAKE PLACE UNTIL MONDAY EVENING AT 8:30 PM EST. SO VOTE YOUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT! AND NOW - THE LADIES!

Top Ten Signs That Your Relationship With Your K-9 Is Getting Too Intimate
Top ten signs that your relationship with your K-9 is getting too intimate 1. Lunch usually consists of a pizza topped with one half meatballs and the other half kibble. 2. You demand your K-9 buddy get a locker, too. 3. In case there's an emergency, you carry a wee-wee pad wherever you go. 4. You get a kick out of asking him how his day was and he always answers "ruff." 5. He is the only one who laughs at your jokes. 6. Out of habit, you start scratching your spouse's belly during tender moments. 7. For Christmas you knit a little doggy uniform and buy doggy boots to keep his paws warm and dry. 8. For Valentine's Day you fill a heart-shaped box with doggy treats. 9. At training class, you pass him love notes under the desk. 10. You want to have his puppies

Strength And Honor
~Strength and Honor~ Dreams to linger in memories hate is what fades. What memories bring, dwell not young Soldier for dreams we keep. Hearts grow stronger though our eyes may seep keep strong for those whom can't fight off the storm The enemy feeds on those who are weak Show strength and honor so tried and true. And keep dreaming those dreams lingering memories DO. xx Ariel I wrote this in Baghdad 2003

Purely Wanting You
Purely wanting you I started feeling a jealousy When we got off the phone, Which is something, that I never do. But I am beginning to feel this longing To be a part of you. I am jealous of your bed Because it’s with you when you sleep Get’s to hear you breathing and your heart as it beats. I am jealous of your blankets cause They caress you while you dream Lying against your body OOOOH I want to scream! I want to feel you close to me, Your breath upon my ear, Kissing you from head to toe So gentle and sincere. But mostly I am jealous of your clothes you wear Cause they are constantly against every muscle, every curve, damn that’s so unfair. The get you all the time, Sliding against your warm skin Damn I want you up against mine To have your soft touch, so strong and so slow I yearn to have you hold me, Completely lose control We can explore each other So different and so new You could say this jealousy Stems from purely wanting you. Yes

You Know You're A Mummy And Not A Mami Anymore When....
1. You trip over skateboards and scooters instead of empty booze bottles on your way to the toilet in the middle of the night. 2. The only people you share a shower with these days are the yellow Power Ranger figurine or the latest McDonald's happy meal toy. 3. All the stains on the sofa come from sticky little fingers and clumsy toddler hands rather than from late night sexcapades. 4. The only hard thing poking you in the back at 5am is your son's beloved copy of "The Hungry Little Caterpillar", which you must then read - complete with actions and character faces until "Bear in the Big Blue House" comes on Nick Jr at 7am. 5. You spend more time rubbing calamine lotion onto chicken pox spots and dabbing betadine onto skinned knees than you do rubbing coconut oil onto able-bodied young men. 6. The term 'big boy' is no longer as sexy as it used to be - Old Days: "...come here big boy..." Nowadays: "You clever big boy - you did a wee wee on the loo!!" 7. 'Doctors

The Fountain
NOW The Fountain is an odyssey about one man's struggle to save the woman he loves. His epic journey begins in 16th-century Spain, where conquistador Tomas commences his search for the Fountain of Youth, the legendary entity believed to grant immortality. As a modern-day scientist Tommy Creo, he desperately struggles to find a cure for the cancer that is killing his beloved wife, Isabel. Traveling through deep space as a 26th-century "astronaut", Tom begins to grasp the mysteries that have consumed him for a millennium. The three stories converge into ONE Truth, as the Thomas of all periods--warrior, scientist, and explorer--comes to terms with life, Love, death and rebirth into All That Is.

Rocking The Tux Shirt!!!
I'M ROCKING THE TUX SHIRT!! SEXIEST SHIRT EVER!! BLOW ME UP PEOPLE, YOU KNOW I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR, OR JUST GET TRASHED AND TAKE NEW PICS. ANYWAYS LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND HAVE AN UGLY FOOL LIKE ME WIN. CLICK HERE AND VOTE AND COMMENT. LOOK EVEN ADDED MUSIC...LOL. (repost of original by 'THE DEVILS ADVOCATE.' on '2006-11-27 12:25:43') (repost of original by 'Seana' on '2006-11-27 12:26:19')

Yooooohooooo
I need to go get dinner made and dishes washed and put away..I should be back in time to close the contest AT 8:30...but In case I'm not... That just means you'll have a few extra minutes to get some votes in...I will post another blog shortly before I close...So be on the lookout for that. Its a close race for first place!!!

Xmas Quiz
1.Have you been naughty or nice this year? Nice all the year round. 2. What do you want most for Christmas? my gig ticket from my auntie. 3. Do you believe in Father Christmas? Duh of course, he parties with the Easter bunny while torturing the tooth fairy. 4. What is your favorite food at Christmas? sprouts 5. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? no. 6. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? no, not even started 7. What is your favorite Christmas song? War is over – Street drum corps feat Bert McCracken or alone this holiday – The Used 8. What is your favorite Christmas movie? I don’t have one really, miracle on 34th street is a sweet movie 9. What is your best memory of Christmas? I don’t really have one, I guess spending Christmas in spain with my rents, my auntie and my grandparents was fun, granting the weather was horrible, the food sucked, but it was nice to have a holiday with the my family. 10. What do you look forward t

Be Not Afraid
To those of you walking in darkness To those of you living with fear Quiet your heart, just you listen And you'll find that your God is so near He hears every word that you whisper He sees every teardrop that falls He knows that your thinking is clouded And he can take care of it all He knows you need sunny tomorrows To block out the cares of today For in your life the raindrops are falling And the birds songs have all gone away He told you that it was not promised That all of your days would be bright But he gave you his word and he keeps it He's always there in the dark night He know when you get tired of walking He knows when to send you a friend And he'll wrap his strong arms around you And carry you until the end And then when your journey is ending And the breath of this life is all gone He'll send loving angels to get you And with their bright wings fly you home And there at the gateway to heaven When all earthborn

Two Travelin' Angels
Two traveling angels Keep reading to the bottom of the page -- don\'t stop at the feet (You\'ll see). Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion\'s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, \"Things aren\'t always what they seem.\" The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night\'s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose

Scout-n-skip Chapter 7 Skippy Buys A Computer
Computer Sale Salesman: What can I do to sell you one of our systems. You simply MUST TAKE THIS COMPUTER HOME TODAY. Scout: What's a computer? Salesman: It has a 3.0 gig processor, wireless mouse, and 2 full gigs of RAM. Scout: Um... Skippy doesn't like food processors cuz he got his tail stuck in one. Maybe, thats how your mouse got wired in the first place. He must have pissed off a witch doctor who was feeding your goat. Did you know they eat anything? Well not houses. They get a really strange look on their face when you try to stuff em with bricks. They think their BAAAAADDDD. Salesman: You've never seen anything like this. Its great for word processing, email, games, you name it, it does it. Scout: You know Skippy is a lawyer. You shouldn't keep reminding him that his nuts were chopped in a blender. I mean he feels bad enough about being less than a male as it is. Keep it up, and he'll wanna play sue da whiny man. Salesman: So, how many do you want? On

Anatomy Of An Influence
To you it's like It is not even there You're bouncing around Still pretending Not to care When you gonna stop How does this story End? The clearly fake is Real enough With the fears, egos and attitudes Careful now baby That misery Will Rub off on you I've been there After the door gets Slammed Go pretend you can fix Another Imperfect man You hide you Inside yourself And act like Somebody else I hope this ride Gets old Before your heart Is too cold And your soul Is left on the shelf

Auras
What is an aura? Everything in the Universe is just a vibration. Every atom, every part of an atom, every electron, every elementary “particle”, even our thoughts and consciousness are just vibrations. We may define the Aura as a vibration surrounding every material object. This definition is sufficient for the purpose of reading Auras, providing that we can train ourselves to see Aura vibration. Aura around living (conscious) objects (people, plants...) changes with time, sometimes very quickly. Aura around non-living object (stones, crystals) is essentially fixed. Auras are beautiful "colored lights" that surrounds everything. Colors and intensity of the aura, especially around and above the head have VERY special meanings. Watching someone's aura you can actually see the other person's thoughts before you hear them expressed verbally. If they do not agree with what this person is saying, you effectively see a lie every time. No one can lie in front of you undetected. We cannot fa

Gratitude
Gratitude can be likened to a true smile. It is virtually impossible to have negative thoughts when you have a smile on your face! It lightens your heart and simply feels good. The practice of gratitude is life empowering. It can change the way you feel about yourself and life’s events. With the attitude of gratitude you can change the state of your consciousness. You move out of reactionary emotions and take charge of your personal energy. It is much like this: Picture yourself in the center of a big balloon. When you are experiencing gratitude your balloon is full and expanded you feel alive, healthy and you are a healing presence. When you are having negative thoughts and feelings your balloon deflates and you feel drained, out of sorts, heavy and without vitality. Your energy has leaked away and you have given your personal power to someone or something. The quality of your life is a result of what you focus on. The practice of focusing on all that you "have" amplifies and en

Forgetful Genius
That is EXACTLY what I am… I am thinking about this trait because mins ago I put a plate of turkey and a glass of milk in the oven, so my cats do not eat it while I am waiting for the potatoes to warm up in the microwave… Now tomorrow there is a 50/50 chance there will be a plate of turkey and a glass of milk STILL in the oven… No kidding… I am the perfect weight loss plan… :)

I"m Djing Now!!!
Well tonight was my first night of manny days to come. Tongiht I had my first show on Temptation X Radio. If you missed it you suck lol. Okay not really but damn it was fun. Okay I had a few fuck ups at the beginging and at the end but other then that I rocked the fuck out of that place. So if you want to catch me live again the tune into the tempation x radio lounge next friday at 8pm est time. I'll be there and I'll be rocking the place with my cock hanging out!!!!

Show Me How
show me all the answers shattered drops of mind devistated show me all the reasons my thoughts are too debated show me how to answer your question designated for a responce we cannot conclude SHOW WHY I ANSWER the way i choose Show me how to gather these thoughts of you construed Say if the answer was me... or was it YOU?

1973 Vs. 2006
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes

Am I Liked
Do People REALLY Like You? VERY LIKED!I must say you are quite the people person. People like to be around you. People like everything about you, even the things you don't like about yourself. You're one of the lucky ones! Take this test

Son Of A Bitch
On the last day of his trip, the priest hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well, then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as a Son of a Bitch!" Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Oh, well then, what are you going t

What Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Midwinter's Eve
YULE Our Christian friends are often quite surprised at how enthusiastically we Pagans celebrate the ‘Christmas’ season. Even though we prefer to use the word “Yule”, and our celebrations may peak a few days before the twenty-fifth, we nonetheless follow many of the traditional customs of the season: decorated trees, caroling, presents, Yule logs, and mistletoe. We might even go so far as putting up a ‘Nativity set’, though for us the three central characters are likely to be interpreted as Mother Nature, Father Time, and the baby Sun God. None of this will come as a surprise to anyone who knows the true history of the holiday, of course. In fact, if truth be known, the holiday of Christmas has always been more Pagan than Christian, with its associations of Nordic divination, Celtic fertility rites, and Roman Mithraism. That is why John Calvin and other leaders of the Reformation abhorred it, why the Puritans refused to acknowledge it, much less celebrate it (to them, no day of the

"red Dreads"
"Red Dreads" "Red Dreads" the darkness creeps in shadows hide eyes of spirits burn with fire pure and alive sulfuric breath sounds of silence in the streets lurking death lingering thoughts of desire what you need i can get the smell of iron and steel you will regret I have been here ever since the beginning of time Red Dreads immortal and real hard to find not a man or spirit can stop me hated by all befriended by one master of poetry vampire on the run atlanta sewers is were I hide look for me and you will find any man any gun any substance for the right price the taste of blood is what i seek then back to the shadows is where I creep JO$HUA

Who Do You Attract?
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.You attract Yuppies! You attract artsy people! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

Taking Suggestions
I know its time to hang something more appropriate on the walls and make all My dear friends both wel-met and wel-come... I am soliciting suggestions, be as dark and erotic as the mid-winter night is long!

Ok Wtf
JUST WHO KEEPS REPORTING THESE PICS AS NSFW? I JUST MOVED LIKE 10 PICS TO A DIFFERENT FOLDER CAUSE THEY WERE REPORTED. FIRST OF ALL LET ME APPOLOGIZE IF I OFFENDED ANYONE. GRRRRRRRRRRRR...NEXT TIME WARN ME. TY MISS. SAVANNAH

Honesty
You Are 76% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Talented
She stands there smiling, Her skirt swirling Her eyes are bright Their gaze alluring She sits up straight Her legs together Her hand clasps yours You want her forever She's got brains she's got looks Wears make-up reads books She's talented well-designed But if she's so amazing And her looks are so dazing Then why is she so unkind?

Girlfriend Application!
Name: Online Name: Age: Height: Hair Color: Eye Color: Peircings: Location: Job: Ethnicity: Drink/Smoke: Would you make out with me in the rain? Would you play with me and my boyfriend? Have you been with a girl before? How long have you been into women? Play any Instruments? Do you like to Hug a lot? What's your favorite thing about me OR that you want to know about me? Do you sing or have any other talents? Whats your favorite type of music? What would you consider the best thing physically about yourself? What about your personality? Explain! Must be willing to come over at anytime of the night to fuck! Must be willing to play with my current girlfriend and boyfriend. Any other questions please feel free to ask! Please complete form and return to me at cruechic@hotmail.com NOTE! Any man or boy pretending to be a women and fills this out and returns it to me will face public humiliation and or a beat down! Thanks and h

Feed
Sucking at the leaking puss, of the messiah’s holy palms Suck the barrel with lover’s lust, muzzle flash lights up your mouth Indignantly meet the enemy’s maker, the maker and the enemy are both you Both me, it’s all mine, everything Lay waste, taste gunpowder and ash, choke on chocolate flavored ass Perpetual fall of the system crash, information stash, hoarding the past Lucky bastard, crucified again, blood on the sand, blood on the stage You look great, and I give you thumbs up for your pain Lick at the sweat on your face, before you open up your brain It tastes great, and I give you thumbs up for your pain You’re doing great, I just need a little more… hate, love, lust, wrath, joy, sorrow, epiphanies, suicidal tendencies, total obliteration, hopeful reconstruction, resurrection, execution, tears… Give me your tears Feed me your lusts and fears drain drain drain drain drain drain drain drain drain drain drain draindrain drain drain Let me drain you Let me su

Black-eyed Susan Cheesecakes
Ingredients: * 24 vanilla wafer cookies * 2 packages (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened * 1/2 cup sugar * 2 eggs * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup REESE'S Peanut Butter Chips * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips * 3 tablespoons butter * Sliced almonds Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Line muffin cups with foil bake cups (2 inches in diameter). Place one vanilla wafer, flat-side down, in bottom of each cup. 2. Beat cream cheese and sugar on medium speed of mixer in large bowl. Add eggs and vanilla; beat well. Stir in peanut butter chips. Spoon heaping tablespoon cream cheese mixture into each muffin cup. 3. Bake 15 minutes or just until set, but not browned. Cool. 4. Place chocolate chips and butter in small microwave-safe bowl. Microwave at HIGH (100%) 30 seconds; stir. If necessary, microwave at HIGH an additional 15 seconds at a time, stirring after each heating, just until chips are melted and mixture is s

What Is It With People?
A "supposed" friend and I just had it out, well depending on when you read this, time might of passed since it happened...lol.. She was in a bad mood and going off on me and taking it out on me...I tried to back out of it gracefully and as nicely as I could but to no avail... It got worse from there....Telling me how her brother died last week, which I gave my condolences to her, and then she started whining about her gf and how she thought it was unfair that her gf thought it was more important to be with her that at her brother's funeral.... To me that is just wrong because family is far more important than anyone else but I basically told her to get over it and she went ballistic... She started calling me a cruel and heartless b*tch among other things then did a 360 and started calling me a fake and a man....WTF is the deal with that... All because she was in a piss poor mood and I didnt feeling like consoling her...I dont know her well enough to care about those thin

Bowl Games
Here are the 5 BCS bowl games and my predictions National title game: Ohio State v FLorida. This is going to be a blowout. Florida has no chance of stopping buckeye QB Troy Smith and the running attack of Antonio Pittman combined with the aerial threat of Gonzales and Teddy Ginn Jr are going to prove to be way too much for newest cryface Urban Meyer and the Florida Gators. OSU wins 42-21 Rose Bowl: University of Michigan v University of Southern Cal. This is going to be another Big 10 Pac 10 classic. Unlike the 2003 rose bowl in which Usc won by 14 Michigan has all the weapons it needs to topple SC coach Pete Carrol and his limping trojans. Michigans defensive front 4 are going to beat on Trojan QB John David Booty all day long. Michigan wins 35-14 Sugar Bowl: LSU v Notre Dame. The BCS is going to have controversy over sending Florida to the title game instead of Michigan but even if Michigan had gone to the title game the Bcs still screwed up. How Notre Dame managed to get in

Help
Less then 2000 points to go! Please come help her level up! She's been helping me out and would love to get off level 7. Whatever you can do will be appreciated! Thanks! .....Naughty Mrs. Santa Clause.... 2 days and counting down!!!!!@ CherryTAP

Daddy...
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them wa

Right On, Andy Rooney!
Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "N

Welcome A New Cherry!! Also A Soldier Serving This Country!
Please stop by and show some love to a soldier over in iraq, if anyone deserves some love its the men and women, keeping us all safe in this world. God bless them all and hope they all have a safe return home. Here's his link http://www.cherrytap.com/user/486451 Happy Holidays everyone!! Jen

What Personality Disorder Are You?
You May Be a Bit Schizotypal... A bit odd and socially isolated. You couldn't care less of what others think. And some of your beliefs are a little weird. Like that time you thought you were Jesus. What Personality Disorder Are You?

How Does One Say Good Bye
How does one say good bye to the 1st man she ever fell in love with. This I do not know, my heart hurts and my eyes filled with tears of sorrow. I know he left this world proud of his princess. I also know that I will see him again when its my time to go. What I would not do for that one last hug or one last kiss from him. I never got to say good bye or tell him that I love him. But in my heart I know that he left knowing that I do. DADDY I LOVE YOU~ YOUR LIL PRINCESS ALWAYS & FOREVER

The Ultimate Experience
The Ultimate Experience... Low moans, like the wind, circle above in the thick air. Lips, feeling of down feathers, brush along form lines in the dark. Breath, tepid and sweet, create stirs in low lying valleys. Eyes closed, visualize the scene, in flashes of delicate gasps. Touches slowly dragged against soft, buttery flesh. Whispers of words cause tingles to heighten and descend. Tastes of salt cover silky entrances into the soul. Aromas of want and lust fill deep, immeasurable caverns. Bodies intertwined, resemble vines mounting a delicate lattice. Senses amplify along a path of abandonment. Appetites for passion increase, crushing silence and discretion. Steady rthym and intensity generate explosive undulations. -Nancy (10/06)

Amazing People Really Do Exist
Someone wonderful bounced into me, on this site, the other day Her name on here is BLicious, and may I say that she is just the sweetest girl on the face of the planet! I know that I'll never get the chance to ever be with her, but, god, what I wouldn't do for the chance.... Even though I just met her This girl, though.... Is truly amazing to me, in every way And, what impresses me most, about her, is that she holds very high standards on how she has men react to her... She doesn't let them just hang all over her... I respect that a great deal UNLIKE SOMEONE ELSE I USED TO CARE ABOUT..... But, thats enough mention about... that I think my new dream fantasy is, now, to go out on the town, dancing with my new girl, B, by my side, all night long... And, then come back to my/our place in the early wee hours of the morn and take the hottest shower evar, together, before we hit the sack, to continue the steamy endeavours until our last bit of energy was spent *Longing,

Root Beer Contest!!!
Hey all just wanted to invite you all to be apart of my new contest. "FUNNY ROOT BEER PICS CONTEST" there are only a few simple rules: 1. All pics must contain a ROOTBEER or ROOT BEER content. 2. No NUDITY please. 3. Winners will be chosen based on RATES & COMMENTS, You may comment as often as you like. The contest will beginas soon as I have sufficent entries. Just click the dancing banner below to link to my page and leave me a message if you wish to enter. THANX S~E~X~Y.

Tee Hee.... Love In The Shower
It is a late night, and we just got back from a night club. But we want to take it farther . I go straight to my room when we get in the door, and I tell you to wait in the kitchen. You sit down and wait for my signal to come up. You can't wait to see what I have planned. Finally, I call your name, and you come running up the stairs. You slip into my room, to find me laying on my bed, only in my lingere. My bra is red and lacy, and my panties are white and see-through. You lick your lips. You look me up and down, and I bite my lip. You walk towards me, and I crawl to you. I stand up, and kiss you gently on the lips. The second time, I thrust my tounge into your mouth, and run my fingers through your hair. I pull away and tell you to follow me. I grab your hand, and pull you into another room, the bathroom. I turn on the hot, steamy water, and let it run. I grab you, and start to make out with you vigorously. You run your hands down my curves, and my DD's. You unhook my bra, and rub my

These Are To Funny
************************* I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. ************************* Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. ************************** Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. **************************** Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. ****************************** I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. ******************************* I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! ************************************ My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. ************************************ I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I a

Who You Want To Be
Passion is the love of turning being into action. It fuels the engine of creation. It changes concepts to experience. Never deny passion, for that is to deny Who You Are, and Who You Truly Want to Be.

Me, You And All Our Friends, Such A Lovely Human Race
We were above You standing underneath us We were not yet lovers Dragons were smoked Bumblebees were stinging us I was soon to be crazy Eat, drink and be merry For tomorrow we die cause were tripping billies Were wearing nothing Nothing but out shadows Shadows falling down on the beach sand Remembering once, Out on the beaches we wore Pineapple grass bracelets So why would you care To get out of this place You and me and all our freinds Such a happy human race cause were tripping billies We are all sitting Legs crossed round a fire My yellow flame she dances Tequila drinking oh our Minds will wonder To wonderous places So why would you care To get out of this place You and me and all our friends Such a happy human race Eat, drink and be merry For tomorrow we die

Lythium Live!
People Come one...show some love and go to the show! It is totally worth it! NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU DRIVE! They are awesome! REALLY! Just check them out okay! Hosted By: LythiumWhen: Thursday Dec 14, 2006 at 8:00 PMWhere: Juanita's1300 Main St.Little Rock, AR 72202USDescription: Lythium Click Here To View Event

Hello Ct
This is just a blog entry to let out some things. Lately I've been hounded for nude pictures here on CT. Yes I have some on the computer, but the only person allowed to see them is my husband. I love to make new friends, but if all you want is to see me naked, then I'm sorry keep moving. I'm a soft spoken person until I get pissed off. I don't like to cause trouble, but I'll never back down once I feel I've been backed into a corner. Some people take my patience and understanding for granted. Let me assure you, I will not tolerate racial slurs, sexist attacks, and above all I hate child molesters, rapists, woman beaters, liars, and cheaters. I'm gonna state this once more, I'M MARRIED therefore I am only looking for friends. If you can't handle that then keep to steppin'. Another thing I cannot stand is homophobic dumb asses who know not what their talking about when it comes to the topic. I'm bi and I'm proud of it. I have a gay pride flag hanging on my wall. My family is open and th

Have I Ever....
Have you Ever...? Played Spin the Bottle?: yesm Toilet Paper someone's house: No Played Poker with money: Yes Gone swimming in a white T-shirt: yesm been tickled so hard you couldn't talk: Yes like someone but never told them: Yes went camping: yeah had a crush on your broher's friend: Yeah walk in the rain without an umbrella: sure told a joke that NObody thought was funny: Yes been in a talent show: yes started laughing at someone's bedtime: Yeah worn somthing your mom didn't appove of: Yeah been to a nude beach: nope drank jack daniels: actually, no.. how sad cursed in a church: yes been called a slut for kissing someone: not that i recall burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner: yes wanted to be a police officer: yes, but only so i could be corrupt dumped someone: yes been hit on by someone too old: yes wanted to be a model: yes, but not a like, america's next top model model... different kind. bought lottery tickets: yes made out in a car: no cried

My Birtday Thingy
Your Birthdate: July 15 You take life as it is, and you find happiness in a variety of things. You tend to be close to family and friends. But it's hard to get into your inner circle. Making the little things wonderful is important to you, and you probably have an inviting home. You seek harmony with others, but occasionally you have a very stubborn streak. Your strength: Your intense optimism Your weakness: You shy away from exploring your talents Your power color: Jade Your power symbol: Flower Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Man Quickies
MAN QUICKIES ----> What's the difference between a golf ball and a clitoris?? Men will spend hours looking for a golf ball ----> A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some. "How hard is it?" she asks. "About as hard as my dick." he replies. "Ok, then pour me some!" ----> What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? It's easy to blow a paycheck, even if it wrinkly, stained or smells funny. ----> Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy ----> When is it ok for a guy not to know the proper spelling of 'clitoris'? When he has it on the tip of his tongue. ----> How can you tell when a man is dead? He stays stiff for more than two minutes. ----> What happens when a man undoes his fly? His brain falls out. ----> Men do too get PMS: Penis Malfunction Syndrome. Pre-Middle aged Syndrome. Post M

Ok, I Give Up
People seem to be hating me for the things i repost, I DID not post these things to begin with! So for all you Haters of Me take me off your list. I really don't give a rat's ass anymore. Target someone else! But word of warning, if you fuck with my friends you fuck with me!~ Heather

Dirty Santa!
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos

I
sometimes i wish i just would have died in that car accident i had a month ago so i dont have to go throught this pain i'm in or other things. but then again i'm glad i'm here but today is one of those day i just wanna die... i wish my friend was here i would have died for him but he died instead. i guess life is like that. oh well

The 123s Of Getting Laid ...
1 car wash / vacume, 2 fresh new socks, 3 pick up lines, 4 lame jokes, 5 nice compliments, on the ugly ass shirts shes wearing, 6 smoke brakes all night, 7 dollar drinks, 8 interuptions from your drunk budy who hits on your date, stumble on your words 9 times, 10 games of pool, 11 beers, 12 long winded boring conversations about her ex, The same song being played 13 times durring the night, 14 other potential booty calls to make her jealous, 15 minutes trying convince her to dance, 16 minutes waiting while she yacks at her girl friend on the phone, 17 minute comute, bottle of 18oo 19 watching her baby the shot glass 20 minutes left to have sex before she passes out from the 1800 Hey its comedy ... go with it :P

Chapter 1
December 11th, 1999 Florence, Italy Living as a bachelor, in a two hundred year old Victorian house, Antonio Naccaratto was an ordinary John Doe working as a CEO in the corporate world. But what he didn’t know was that he was a puppet in this world…a lost soul being toyed with. Antonio has no clue that his life is about to change forever… As he walked along the dark streets of Italy, shadows crossed his path, he felt as though he was being watched. Moving faster, he would look over his shoulder to see nothing but shadows lurking in the darkest part of the structures in the surrounding area. As he turned the corner he saw some sort of movement out of the corner of his eye. He turned just in time to see, what looked to him at that point in time, to be a giant bat. Having no time to run, he was forced to ground. The last thing that he could remember was the feeling of sleep crossing over his very soul as he slowly faded into the world of unconscious nothingness. Awakened by the so

Why?
why? why is it hard for me 2 look into your eyes? and tell u all the feelings that i have for u inside why do i walk away every time i see you is it becuz i want to be with you why is it hard for me to say what i feel is it becuz my love for you is so real and true why do i saty uo late everynight is it becuz i got you on my mind all the time why do i tell people i love you but i cant tell you WHY?

Questions
just some questions a friend passed along in her blog.. if want, answer them and post them if not.. enjoy the laugh from my answers :) DO YOU SNORE? i am told i do, but its like a snort lol LOVER OR A FIGHTER? oh lover, but i will stand up for ppl i love if i feel they are being done wrong WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? disappointing my kids AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER? sorta, when my brother would share WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"? i am a closet addict, lol shhhh don't tell anyone DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? yessssssssssssss WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? yes i was, :) wanna see? HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? who knows? :( WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? black DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? oh yeah, loud too HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? nope ANY SECRET TALENTS? a few :) WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? oh a beach with a good book or my ipod HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI? heck NO and dont plan on it. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"? N

Long Sex Quiz
Do you like it rough or sensual? ~I like a passionate combination. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? ~I'd say both How often do you like to have sex? ~Depends on what kind of week I'm having but strangely about twice a week. Is sex a top priority for you? ~Not really...I like it but my past has pushed sex to the back burner Do you have sex face to face with your partner? ~Thats the best way How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? ~I've done that once and never again...its not fun when you start to sober up. How do you feel about one night stands? ~I personally think its pointless. I'd rather take care of myself than go through that emotional drama How many one night stands have you had? ~Just one What's your favorite position? ~Missionary and a sitting/missionary. Where's your favorite place to have sex? ~In the bed...I totally like to comfortable when I'm havin

Getting Old
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. --- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." --- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. --- Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? --- I've sure gotten old.! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can

Smart People Test.....
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. >> >> >> >>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? >> >> >>Wrong Answer. >> >> >>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator

Great White Pussy
I first met her in the grocery story. She was so sexy. Classy lady with a body like a goddess. Her white complexion gorgeous to me. From her nice size breast to her well kept feet she had my attention. My dick immediately stood at attention. This was kind of emmbarassing cause this was suppose to be a quick in and out run to the store so I had on sweats with no draws, so naturally my big black cock poked out of my sean john sweats slitely giving away my thoughts but the baggyness from my tee shirt helped me out a little. She spoke first asking me the basic question I get when I go out, "How tall are you?". I responded" I'm six foot nine." Her eyes lit up. "That is really tall. Do you play ball?" "No I dont" with a smile on my face. " I play soccor". She smiled. "Are you from around here?" she ask. "No I'm not. I just moved out here a few weeks ago. So I'm new. " She asked me how old I was and said I look rather young. I told her that I was 24. She smiled again. I asked her if she knew

Please Please Please
Come vote for me in the Best Cross Eyed Pic contest - Hosted by CrazySane! I need all the votes I can get. If you vote your hiney off - I'll buy you a present from the CherryTap gift-shop! I'll go broke if I have to lol!

Nascar Because Baseball,football,7basketball Only Require One Ball
DUMBO IS A GREAT LITTLE ELEPHANT,I ALWAYS HAD A LOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM AND THAT LITTLE MOUSE.Hear you have a runt of an elephant that had so much talent shoved in him,for whatever reason but was scared to death.And then comes that magic feather and solves all his problems. Im not gonna sit here and compare myself to an elephant,that would just sound plain queer.Why couldnt he be a runt dragon with a magic harley,then at least i would sound cool. i used to run my cars back home at a dragstrip, if you couldnt get that monster shut down your going of a cliff.A buddy of mines dad had a hot little pro stock mustang, that car was the first car i saw do a wheelstand.My buddies dad was diognosed with cancer about 3 weeks before this event.Anyway he lined up to the christmas tree,it hit green and he stood that mustang up at a 90 degree angle,i swear you could hear the chassis crack,he ran like a 5.60 ET.I stood at the fence and waited for his chute to open but

What Romantic Ending Are You?
Which romantic ending are you?! (girls only) Your sitting on your roof top in jeans, staring at the fullmoon when out of nowhere. The guy you have been crushing on climbs up beside you. He smiles at you and puts his arm around you. You start to say something when he pulls you close and kisses you passionatly. He slowly ends the kiss and takes your hand and pulls it as you and him step off the roof. He whispers something about loving you and gives you a smooch that people would die for. He holds you in his arms as he tells you how much he has waited and longed to kiss you. You end up marrying him 2 years later and having one girl.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

The Outlaw Contest Has Started Please Vote For Your Favorite Guy And Girl Outlaw
Now Taking contestants for My very First Contest, This contest is for the Best Outlaw Male and Female. The Grand Prize for both Men and women will be a choice of a Rolex, Diamond or Men's ring. Second Place gets 10,000 in prizes in Cherry bucks. Third place in both gets 5,000 in prizes in Cherry bucks. or a Morph of pics they want. Please PM Me you pic you want to enter in the contest. The contest will run when I have enough entrys. There will be 10 men and 10 women. When the Contest starts you can Promote yourself. Have others promote you. Rate yourself and Comment bombing yourself is allowed as well. So lets get those Pics in ~Devil In Cuffs~PrisonBreak Fan~@ CherryTAP

My Holiday Wish List
OK so i finally thought of a few items that i would love that of course are probably not practical in any way! 1. hmmm chocolates like the expensive Godiva ones...... 2. a brand new car.... something red, beter yet metallic green 3. A nice bottle of champage 4. world peace??? 5. A vacation for at least a week. some place warm and tropical.......and with a beach 6. jewelry... what girl wouldn't love a nice piece of jewelry! 7. a big party with all my friends 8. The winning lottery ticket... to a big drawing oh about 100 million + works well for me 9. a spa visit!.... manicure, pedicure, the works! 10. a private jet... i could just leave for a flight whenever i wanted to. 11. faerie dust! 12. a brand new house.... big and no bills.... goes along with #8 13. my favorite expensive perfume.... Dream angels heavenly by victria secret... we all should smell good 14. candy canes..... all diferent kinds of flavors 15. lots of new lingerie........ h

Jupiter
You Should Rule Jupiter Huge and hot, Jupiter is a quickly turning planet with short days and intense gravity. You are perfect to rule Jupiter, because you are both dominant and kind. You have great strength and confidence, but you never abuse your power. You are always right. Even if you make mistakes, you compensate for them... before anyone knows it. Headstrong and ambitious, you always have a goal in mind. You are optimistic and believe thing things will always work out. What Planet Should You Rule?

Dolphinsinger Is Holding Her First Contest
DolphinSinger@ CherryTAP Hey every one, one of my new friends is holding a contest for Sexiest Nerd and Geek Goddess. She needs 5 men and 5 women. For mor details use the link below. http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/34722/132425

Omfg Theres Two Of Them.
please show some love ....i always return the fave *wink* and no adding anyone is requiered.....heres the direct link.. THIS ONE YA HAVE TO ADD BLUEDEMON TO FRIENDS hey all please show some love in this contest......i can't give direct link cause well nsfw pic......comment bomb and rate i always do return the fave......luvs ya allllllllllllll here is the link ya have to use to view if interested in checkin it out and tappin some love on my azz....ohhhh and u will have to add the guy as a friend to view please do and don't hesitate...ty all here is bluedemons link to add him b4 u comment *wink* blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)@ CherryTAP and here is my link for the pic http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=171588&albumid=149247&i=142360278

Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Which Are You? I'm An Elf!
You scored as Elf. You are a Elf.. Not as wise as a wizard, but wiser than any other race. You are respectful, graceful, and pleasant. You're main power use is magic but you are good at fighting and ranging too. (ranging being you're speciality in fighting) which is one thing you have over a wizard. Elf83%Wizard75%Dark Magic User58%Human54%Dwarf50%Nymph25%What Mystcial Medieval race are you?!(Kool Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com

I Need Help
Just went into someone's site and saw a Classic old fashioned kinda cars! DUDE, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH OLD CARS. I need a site that has any 30's through 50's style cars. Can you help me find a site, so I can DROOL!?? *lmfao* PLEASE! Thank you.

Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time...
I'm more Spirtual then religous, but I do like the thought behind this prayer. Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time... Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children. Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester. Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares . Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this mo

Well This Is Odd
Do you ever have one of those days when you are just in a good mood for no apparent reason? I've got that going on today. My brain chemistry must be in a good place. I wish I could pass this around on the internet like some sort of email attachment.

Two Open Spots Available In My Family List
TO ALL MY SEXY FRIENDS ON CHERRYTAP I HAVE TWO AVAILABLE SPOTS OPEN IN MY FAMILY LIST. CARE TO JOIN? THERES A CATCH. THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO MAKE MY TWO PICTURES IN MY DEFAULT ALBUM MORPH WILL RECIEVE A SPOT IN MY FAMILY LIST AND A GIFT. HAVE FUN HEHE

What Kind Of Flirt Are You
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

The Holiday's
Me and my family want to wish all here on Cherry tap a safe and Happy Holiday Season and Taper's please remember that this is the season for giving and giving of yourself is the best thing you can give and remember the guy's and gal's of our armed force's and keep them in your heart's because they have gave up there holiday's to protect this land we call home. merry christmas and a happy new year. Swamp

Ok Fine.
Friends. Ha. 655 so called friends on my friends list. Maybe 20 actually help me out when I need it. WHAT THE HELL???? I've made two or three new friends this past week. They busted their ass to help me, and they didnt know me before hand. A little fuckin help would have made me a very happy person. But instead - your actions made my day even worse. Whats wrong you ask??? My bank account - Overdrawn. My current balance is NEGATIVE 99+ dollars. A long time customer of mine told me today that shes got a terminal cancer. I couldnt look at her the same after she told me. What the fuck kind of doctor tells someone that JUST before the fucking holidays. HAPPY HOLIDAY MA'AM YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 6 MONTHS TO LIVE. I'M SORRY. fucker. in case you haven't noticed - i am in a VERY bad mood.

Where Is Forever?
Love pledged in the bloom of summer promises made to be mates for life pure hopes for that perfect union welcome shelter from a world of strife Where did the path turn wrong? Why did love's glow fade for you? Who am I to have made you ache? What can I do to win you again? You asked me if my heart was true and love you till the day I die you filled me with love's sweet gift and bound me forever by your side Do you feel my gentle touch? Do you hear my quiet sighs? Do you know what you mean to me? Do we have to say good-bye? There shall be none but you to make my humbled spirit soar If I can't have your precious love then I shall want to love no more

Happy Holidays!
I want to wish all you a wonderful Holiday season. I hope you all stay safe and well. No drinking and driving, or being stupid. Have fun but stay safe! I will be busy these next few days so I may not be on, so here are my holiday wishes for you.

Is There Such A Person? Or Am I Asking To Much?
want a guy that will stay with me for always. he'll know you can never say "I love you" too many times, but he knows not to say it if he doesn't mean it with all his heart. he'll tell me were like romeo and juliet. he'll give me his favorite hoodie. he'll make me a Build-a-Bear, and he won't care about how silly he looks being in a store full of 2nd graders because he knows it would be special to me. he'll stay home with me and watch The Notebook, and he'll tell me he loved it even though he didn't, and the only person he would ever watch it with would be me. He'll call me at 3am and ask me what i'm doing, then tell me he couldn't fall asleep because he was thinking about me, and he needed to hear my voice. He'll walk next to me holding my hand, and he'll always whispers something sweet in my ear. He'll take me to a concert to see his favorite band. And he won't be embarrassed to tell me he loves me in front of his friends. When I cry he'll tell me I'm too beautiful to and he'll kiss e

I Just Don't Get It!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't understand this site. And what it is for. So far I have found out that, 99 percent of the people on here dont want to be friends. They just want the pictures, rated. It feels like a game. That you can't win, unless your some hot looking female. Showing next to nothing or nothing. I don't really get that much feed back from anybody. There is so much to do on this site. But none of it really seems to have a point. I see that there is all these contest. But it's like there is a new contest everyday. But I trully thought Cherry Taps was supposed to be an online bar. And I don't really see it. Maybe I don't know what I am doing. if anyone can help me Give me all the awnsers to make my experience on here a better one Thanks Rob

Holding On To Memories
It is soooo easy to hold on to things. Doesn't make it easy to let go, but when we do, we are free of the chains of those memories while the memories can remain in our treasure chests of our minds. For my deceased husband, I bought a small treasure chest box at a place similiar to Pier One or World Trade Market or something of the sort. In the box, I placed one of his favorite shirts, our wedding bands, the unity candle at our wedding, and the like. Things like that I hated to destroy or give away. At least, it isn't the suit. Oh, you haven't heard the suit story. I'll have to find that story from another blog that I have had running for more than 2 years now... LOL.... At any rate.... I still hold onto those type of things, along with some photographs. QUESTION: Do you think that this is necessarily a good thing or a bad thing? If you had a boyfriend or girlfriend that was holding on to a few things from his/her ex-spouse, would you allow them to keep those things

Sick
I can,t seem to shake this cold and it really sucks.Yet for some reason now that I am sick,my sex drive is back........that is fucked.Well,the truth is I had sex with my ex and it wasn't what I expected or really wanted.What ever happened to good old -fashion rough sex?I mean come on guys..............I want to sweat out my cold,not be held and cuddled.I am not saying being held and cuddled is a good thing don't get me wrong.I like it rough DAMN IT.Since I like it rough,shouldn't I get what I wasnt,especially when I am sick?I hope so,after all it would be nice.

Yay 4 Evidence
so apparently I'm a big rumor spreading, bad mom who also is fake. I don't care that a certain person on here is gathering up all his friends on CT to gang up on me I"m not going to stoop to his level. Instead I'm going to use what they and him throw at me. I believe in karma and they will get theirs so whatever you guys read on my page don't let it get to you either. I"m not going to stoop to that level of retardness. All I'm going to say is this: thank you for the prove of how you can be towards me and thank you for spreading lies and shit about me. Karma will get you and it will get you soon.

Complicated
I wish I could change I wish I could change I wish I could stop Sayin the same old things I wish I could be Who u want me 2 be I wish I could stop Being the same old me I wish I could lose All of my blues I wish I could stop Puttin my blues on u I wish I could love Like nobody loves I wish that my goods Outweighed my bads enough Theres no way Theres no way Theres no way I can get back that girl Cause Im 2 complicated And shes not complicated But Im 2 complicated I wish I could change I wish I could change I wish I could stop Placin the blame I cant stop it I cant break down I cant drop it cant see how I wish I could lose All of my blues I wish I could stop Puttin my blues on u I wish I could love I wish that my goods Outweighed my bads enough You know its killin me Baby how can I let u go Suddenly theres nothing I need more Theres no way Theres no way Theres no way I can get back that girl

Me
im 37 was 35 in the pic i was born and raised in stockton cali i work out everyday my dad was a millitary man he worked out so i followed him and worked out with him i like meeting new people in case your wondering stoney blue yeah it is my real name i got it bcuz when i was born early i was small and kinda blue is what i was told so my parents looked at me and said i looked like a small stone so they agreed upon stoney is my first name blue is my middle name im an in home social service worker i take care of the disabled and elderly been doing it since about late 1992

Today
Today is the day I've waited for I can't wait no more For tonight I'll take my life I'll probably use a knife I cannot stand For I guess a good life was to much to demand I cann't Handle pressure and pain For I can't stay sane And Now all I see is red Things will get better once I am dead I am going to Die So I say Goodbye

I Would Really Like All My Friends To Go View This
> I would like to sent this out to a person who has brightened my evening, this person deserve to get seen by all my fiends & family > > innocentprncss™ (Sorceress of the royal family)@ CherryTAP

Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he sto

3's, Kisses, & Randoms
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: 1.Jennifer 2.Jen 3.Jennie THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU: 1.My ex husband 2.Something happening to my kids 3. THREE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY: 1.My kids 2.My male friends 3.My friends & family THREE THINGS YOU HATE: 1.Im 2.mot a 3.HATER THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: 1.lipgloss 2.toothpaste 3.mouthwash THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: 1.a pink nighty (it is 3:18 am) 2. 3. THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE (OR SAME) SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU: 1.eyes 2.ass 3.smile THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: 1.shopping 2.chillin with kids & my friends 3.wasting time on this computer THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW: 1.sex 2.sleep 3.smoke THREE CAREERS YOU'VE CONSIDERED: 1.registered nurse 2.occupational therapy 3.therapuetic recreation THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION: 1.maine 2.vermont 3.ireland THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: 1.visit ireland 2.see my kids become successful 3.

Part 5
Soon Kellie and I were emailing each other multiple times a day. She left her curtains open all the time now. She liked the idea of not knowing when I was watching. She also continued leaving me gifts by the window. Sometimes she left panties she'd soaked with her juices. Sometimes she'd leave me clean panties to jerk-off into, and I'd leave them for her when I was done. She even set another video of her sister by the window once. Her evening performances were always similar, but after watching her every night for three weeks, I still never got tired of watching her pleasure herself. In the forth week I received a one line email from her: "I want to meet you." I didn't know how to respond. I was not a particularly good-looking guy, so even though Kellie was the sweetest, nicest, most beautiful girl I'd ever communicated with, I was sure that she wouldn't give me the time of day if we had met on the street. However, jerking-off was one thing, actually getting to make love to t

Attention All Haters!!!!
Ok. Ok. OK! I have held my tongue on this long enough, but certain muthafuckas on this site have made me do it. And you better believe when I finish writing (typing) this shit they will receive the full editorial in their Private Message Inbox. That is how serious I am. First thing let me quote one of my favorite rap artist, local Sacramento area legend, Brotha Lynch Hung PLAYA HATAS DIE A SLOW DEATH! And that is what a lot of you people on here are. HATAS! When I was growing up it was standard that you never downed another man to make yourself seem better or else you would be considered a hater. It was said that you better have the social skills to keep a woman interested without trying to down talk another man. If you don't then you have no game. Period….point blank. So it is unfathomable to me how several sorry muthafuckas on this site can continue to do that. I wish these fools could give me an explanation. I have never done one thing to them. Never uttered their names, ne

Rawrrrr
So the downraters are outta control and apparently all on my page which is ok thanks for the points :)....my drama and issues from yesterday continue....he calls me today so upset and wanting to talk then has to go....an hour later he's online wanting to talk but not really wanting to make any effort to fix anything, and then I said I'd call him and we could talk about it, his response ok wait a minute....now he's gone I don't know what to do and I really don't like this grrr I'm so pissed right now all I really wanted was to fix it but I can't do it on my own....anyway I hope your all having a great day, now go do something more productive than listening to me bitch...like leave this wonderful lady some love...please... Adreamforuandme@ CherryTAP

I Am Screwed
I am so confused so yes in a way screwed.I have decided to stay single for awhile(that lasted long).Now I am into two guys and not just one.LOL,told ya,screwed. Both guys are sweethearts and both guys I definaltly want to sleep with,in fact already sleeping with one,problem would be solved with they both would want to do a threesome but both dont want a threesome with another guy. Cheez,get over it and just do it already. I have been doing alot of thinking and I am going to sleep with the first one as soon as I can,I am not so sure how to tell number two but I am so sure that he won't understand. Both I considered friends to me,alas the tangle web we weave.I couldn't sleep last night cuz I was thinking about it. This is what I ended up thinking: I tired and torn To weary to be worn, Having one,wanting another Having sex with one,wishing he was the other I dream of him,well with you I cry and I am blue I will shake it off and feel sweet Again,yet I have yet to meet.....

I Put My Heart On The Line
I realized something today I was talking to this guy I found I liked him more then I wanted to I opened my heart and let some one in and that on a norm for me dont happen. I hate getting attached to people cause all they do is get hurt. I fell for a guy and broke his heart. I feel like such an ass cause usually its a chick pouring out her story about how a dude is the dumb ass. I have tried to appologize and its too late for that.

New Years Resolution
Do people still do this? I know that nobody ever manages to keep them so why bother setting ourselves up to fail? Anyways this year is the same as last year, I want to keep eating healthier...which is hard because I love me some burger king haha and to work out more...which also gets hard when I end up working hella overtime but we'll see :)

24 Hours
In 24 hours I am deleting cherry tap. If you wanna talk to me another way please leave a comment an I will let u know how to get ahold of me. Im sick of drama in here. I AM SICK OF DRAMA. Drama is not my life. I have a kid to raise that is my life. My ex bf Jake AKA Jay has also decided to tell me that my leg(s) problem an everything else about me he really never cared about, Ya he was there for me when my father passed away but ever since that 6 MONTHS ago he wants to be a prick an treat me like shit an use me for sex when he as a gf. Holly an Eric on the other hand hmmm... For real those 2 really need to grow the fuck up! I hope Eric stays in TAXAS cause no one wants him here in Wisconsin, HOLLY Ya she steps one foot in WISCONSIN she goes to jail she has a warrent out for her arrest cause of worthless checks! But any whos just giving ya a 24 hour warning....

Back To Work
Well I'm going back to work tomorrow. I've been off since Dec. 22/06. b/c of the Christmas holidays. I'm really not looking forward on going back to work though at all. but at least i'm going back on afternoons instead of day shift. cause i've been staying up until 5-6 every morning. so i'm just glad that i'm not going on day shift then. :D. I don't mind day shift at all, but it is just waking up so early in the morning and me going to bed so late at night that kills me. but i will not change that, cause i'm a night hawk anyways. :D. If people r wondering what i do for a living. I work for a supplier for General Motors. Well for the people that had to work during last week. it really sucked to be u. lol.

Welkum To My Sightmare
Just walkin' along Enjoying the rainshine Spendin' most of My prime Doin' nuthin' at all Some day You may look Back and say You could have Done sumthin' Instead of Nuthin' at all We take this Life for granted We are only On this planet For one day For a lifetime Sleepin' thru the Angry mist I think about the Times we missed And then you End up readin' 'Bout me Doin nuthin' At all

Mixed
So am I supposed to wait until the end Look through the glass without ever going in To be happy with the way things are I pretend I know the way I feel should be a god damn sin So I will make my mistakes everyday To live alone without anyone by my side To be the one that keeps all my feelings at bay I am used to be th one that is always denied So there is no more lying to my heart For all the wrong reasons I keep myself here The same reason I stay so damn far apart I will never again know what it is to shed any tear Licitus at numquam concedere vita. Numquam Mortuus.

What Type Of Sex Do You Prefer
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Got A Case Of The Sickies! Blah!
I know I haven't been on much. I am super ill. Had a sinus infection and was given meds on sat. but now that has turned into bronchitis AND tonsilitis. Yuck. On top of that my kiddo is sick again too. So any good vibes you could spare I would really appreciate them! Also, I will be in a Beer and Boobs contest starting tonight. I will try to get on to post a link and bulletin. If you see it, please help out! ***kisses*** Beer Queen

We Won We Won We Won !!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE MVP AND POSSIBLY THE MOST AMAZINGLY HOTT BLACK MAN ALIVE JAMARCUS RUSSELL!! CONGRATS LSU YOU GUYS ARE THE SHIT LETS GO LSU!!! IM LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER AMAZING SEASON!!!! MIKE THE TIGER THE HEART OF LSU!!! WE WILL HAVE THIS AGAIN NEXT SEASON!!!!!

Is This Offensive????
This is the pic that someone on my friends list tagged as NSFW. I would like for the person to step forward who tagged it and tell me why. I won't get upset with the person. I don't find this pic offensive. But if the person that tagged it did find it offensive, then one simple thing. Don't look at it, or any that you find offensive. Second, if you have little children around while rating pics and you come across something offensive, leave and come back when they are in bed. I'm not trying to be mean.

Dream Or Not?
I think I had a dream the other night, I went to bed around 10 - 10:30 and I was laying in bed about to drift off to sleep when I heard a low humming sound and I saw about a 10 or 12 flashes of light outside, I tried to get up to see what was going on but I couldn't, I felt as if my body weighed a ton. I remember seeing shadows on my ceiling and then I must have fell asleep because I don't remember anything else until 4:17 the next morning when I woke up, I thought I was off camping because I was freezing cold and heard owls hooting but I was laying in bed on top on my covers with both of my arms and my tail bone hurting, My arms were heavy and tingly and felt as if they had fallen asleep and my tail bone feels as if I fell on my ass and bruised it. I don't remember falling asleep on top of the covers but if I did then I must have been really tired and I could have. The front of my head hurt and the light hurt my eyes that morning, I still feel like I have a hang over. I hope this was

For A Friend Name Crystal Bubba's Girl
SPECIAL ANGEL HERE'S A VERY SPECIAL ANGEL AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE THE REASON SHE'S SO SPECIAL IS SHE JUST FRO YOU , FROM ME WHENEVER YOUR LONELY OR FEELING SAD AND BLUE, REMEMBER THIS LITTLE ANGEL AN KNOW I THINK OF YOU! SO KEEP THIS ANGEL WITH YOU FOR ALL THE JOYS WE'VE SHARED AND REMEMBER SHE'S A SYMBOL OF THE LOVING HEART THE CARES!

*hey Now!!!*
You are most like: Anticipation #13 pop single, congratulations. You are a dreamer, seeing great things to come.. and you whine. A lot. Take this quiz: What Carly Simon Song Are You? Visit Toys For Your Blog.com for more blog quizzes

Time To Regroup!!
My well planned day went right down the tubes with an hysterical call from my Mom. Seems my Dad collapsed on her! He never lost consciousness, however. Mom stayed cool enough to call 911 BEFORE she called me - that is not always the case with my Mom, lol! So, I got to reschedule all 4 appointments, hit the road, and caught up with them in Sparta's ER. Dad's condition was stabilized and we went on to LaCrosse - where he'd been discharged from the hospital last Tuesday. He was readmitted to the Cardiology floor where they did tests, etc. Seems Dad was in atrial fibrillation, his BP was dropping to zip, and down he went. He will stay in the hospital until they deal with the atrial fib and the dehydration! I'm always after them about drinking more water!! Ah, well. Mom is home. Dad is being watched by the nice medical people. I'm exhausted from the emotional roller coaster. I even sat and listened patiently as Mom carried on about my sister's choice of a new lifestyle. Goddess, give

What Is Love?
What is LOVE? Can it be defined? Is it something that is made up of fragments of our imagination? Is it physical? Is it real? What is it to you? LOVE is expressed by many, in various forms. It can be stated in words, by a touch, by an action, by a look. LOVE can be described as overwhelming, daunting, exciting, passionate, everlasting. It can bring pleasure; and it can bring pain. LOVE is not something that is meant to be held back, but to be shared. It does nothing if it is not given freely, openly and without expectations in return. LOVE can be powerful. It can be weak. It can move mountains, it can crush a soul. LOVE is meant to be felt with every portion of our being. It is a state of ecstasy if shared with the right person. LOVE is a feeling we can show easily, but often find it hard to hide. LOVE is gentle, it is kind. LOVE is good. When LOVE finds its way to your heart, be sure to nurture it, console it, prote

I Do Not Like...
I don't like the new advertisements above the pictures. Not only because they are annoying, but also because they lead to nowhere, pretty much just scam websites. But I understand this site needs the money due to the increasing number of members so I won't complain about it anymore.

My Doggy Jd
My dog JD who was 14yrs old feel ill on the 2nd and passed on today the 5th. He was just a mutt, I resecued him from the pound when he was 7 wks. He out lasted two wives and several girlfriends. He will be greatly missed by me and my other dogs. He spent the last days of his life in the house, just as he started out. I did all I could for him in the end. I sat with him his last mourning, petting him and just talking to him. I will miss him soooo much. He will be my last outside dog. The only reason he became an outside dog, was cause I lost my place and had to stay with my mom and her asshole of a husband so outside he went and thats where he stayed. Rest in piece buddy. I Miss You.

I Want To Make Sure To Point Out The Good Things Happening On Cherry Tap Too!
Well,yesterday one of the bouncers(Phantom on my family list)was helping me to put up my salute. We were trying to do it so that only friends could see it...Didn't work.When I started to tell him about some of my frustrations with Cherry Tap and the fact that even if I block someone they can still be my fan.Still see any blogs or pics that I don't block...all of my stash items...they can even see my profile...he tested this.When he had me block a friend of his temporarily that friend could not see my profile! YAYE!!! I don't know when this happened...but Thank You Baby J. I may have my problems with you and this site...but I don't want to be too proud to point out when something is done right! Thank you so much to Baby J and the Cherry Tap staff that is helping to make this place a little more comfortable and safe. And thank you Phantom for all of the time you spent helping me...you are proof that some bouncers here do know what there job is.I didn't get the standered,"If you don

Funny Joke For Adults Only
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"

Taken The Plunge
Well I finally decided to take the plunge last week and invest some real money on online poker. I'm only playing the $3 1 table tournaments and very small blind open tables but so far I'm holding my own and slightly ahead. Feeling like crap today after staying up to 1am last nite trying to win a seat in next weekends free money tournament. Cost me nothing to enter, along with 9999 others, and after 4.5 hours I busted out just after 1am in the morning. Made a dumb call just before 1am and went out on a hand where I would have taken the chip lead but my trip 3's lost out to hitting a flush on the turn. Still finishing 58th out of 10000 gives me some confidence. Now I just need to get through today with this damn flu and tiredness.

There's A Very High Water Mark....
Yes, that time of the week again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to right now and it is...HIGH WATER MARK by Iced Earth Song Name - High Water Mark Artist - Iced Earth Album - The Glorious Burden Song Number - 3 of 3 [Disc 2] Song Length - 12:35 Lyrics Lee "It Was Very Close Yesterday I Thought For Sure They Would Break But This Attack That I Have Planned A Massive Strike Across Open Land In The Center They Will Break (Will They Break?) But Plan It Well, Everything's At Stake We'll Hit 'Em Hard, Not A Silent Gun Before The Infantry's Begun" "Execute It Well, We Risk Everything It's In God's Hands Now" Longstreet "General Lee I Must Tell You Straight I Believe This Attack Will Fail No 15,000 Men Ever Made Will Overtake That Ridge Today A Mile Charge Over Open Ground With Yankee Cannon Gunnin' Us Down" Lee "We Do Our Duty, We Do What We Must And In My Plan You Will Trust" (Thousands Die, On This Day) "Execute It Well,

Trust
People say that trust is the key to a relationship. When you give your heart, and soul to someone you have to trust them as well, and when you trust someone you give a piece of yourself to that person as well. When someone betrays that trust, that part of you that you gave them is taken, and you're left feeling shattered. When you love someone as well you give half of yourself away to that person, and except them as your other half. When your love is so deep, and that person is no longer there you realize you are no longer a whole, and feel incomplete. When you have trust in someone yet fear them leaving it hurts you so bad inside that when you are with that person you hold onto them as if it's the last time you're ever going to see them. You try and memerize every specific detail of them their touch, their smell, their smile.. everything... When their gone though the memories haunt you and twist you inside with a pain so unwielding it shatters you. You go to sleep at night and you're

Some Silly Words That I Wrote While Thinkin Of U
The things you don't say to me hurt more than the things you do Why can't you look at me like that Why can't I be the one When will I get to be the one you fall for, when will I get to be "her" I want to make your heart flutter I want to make you smile You make me happy... please let me do the same for you I'm not "her" I won't do that This is me and I like you

A Treasure Chest On My Dad From The Navy
I got a insured package the other day from my cousin from NM she sent me all of my dads Navy stuff when he was in the Navy between 1925-1930 all of his Navy buddies and what ships they were on also he took pictures of going through the Panama Canal about 1928 also pictures he took when he was in Shanghi, China about 1928 or 29 I have about 100 pictures and this is a treasure chest to get this.

First Day Of Retirement
Well, today was the first day of my retirement, overall it went pretty well. Of course what do you do with a workaholic that's used to working 12-14 hours a day who is told to stop working all of a sudden like. I did sleep alot today. I didn't get up til about 5:30pm(of course I didn't go to bed til around 7am). I got up, made coffee, discovered that there's not a whole lot on tv at 5:30pm, then re-organized my entire kitchen, cleaned everything-walls, floors, etc. and cooked dinner. After dinner, watched csi on spiketv and rolled about 5 packs of cigarettes. Then I typed up a grocery list check sheet and worked out a new budget on the computer-now that our family income just got cut in half. Checked email-then gave up (i have about 200 emails). If you can't tell, it's only the first day and I'm already bored out of my freakin' mind!! Anyone that has any suggestions to help me combat boredom for a total type-A personality, give me a shout.

A Little Insight On Me
For all of you who want a look inside to see what makes me tick, my likes/dislikes, fears, hopes and dreams..... I am a very unique guy.. I am very outspoken, not afraid to speak my mind and have an opinion on most things. I am very honest and expect that from those I come in contact with. Trust is paramount and it is earned. I consider myself extroverted and I will talk with people I don't know as long as they are open minded, not judgemental and do not have a 'better than you' attitude. Making new friends is something that comes easily. I love to experience all that life has to offer. I seek out adventure, I learn the hard way, but the lessons are reinforced so that I don't repeat my mistakes. A great sense of humor is something I value and completely enjoy and look for in people in my circle. I am a leader by nature, think analytically, am very organized, love to be clean, am well kept and well mannered. I love to spoil my mate. Her satisfaction is my ultimate goal. I treat my lo

Fuck Or Pass
There is at least one person on your CHERRY TAP list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. So lets play the fuck or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." SCARED? lol this sH!T's funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your CHERRY TAP list that wants to do u so!!! repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it (REMEMBER IT'S JUST A GAME..)