Computer Sale
Salesman: What can I do to sell you one of our systems. You simply MUST TAKE THIS COMPUTER HOME TODAY.
Scout: What's a computer?
Salesman: It has a 3.0 gig processor, wireless mouse, and 2 full gigs of RAM.
Scout: Um... Skippy doesn't like food processors cuz he got his tail stuck in one. Maybe, thats how your mouse got wired in the first place. He must have pissed off a witch doctor who was feeding your goat. Did you know they eat anything? Well not houses. They get a really strange look on their face when you try to stuff em with bricks. They think their BAAAAADDDD.
Salesman: You've never seen anything like this. Its great for word processing, email, games, you name it, it does it.
Scout: You know Skippy is a lawyer. You shouldn't keep reminding him that his nuts were chopped in a blender. I mean he feels bad enough about being less than a male as it is. Keep it up, and he'll wanna play sue da whiny man.
Salesman: So, how many do you want? One, Two, A dozen? You need a whole network of these things.
Scout: You can fish with it?
Salesman: Will it be cash or credit? We have a great rate.
Scout: Skippy wants to see the fish. He thinks your lying.
