Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his
parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They
cautioned him he could easily kill someone. Through the grapevine,
his teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and
suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill
her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be
on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can happen. He
reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences such wonderful
sensations, she faints from pure joy. Thinking he's killed her,
Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and crying, "Oh my G~d!... I
killed her! I killed her!" All at once he stops dead in his tracks,
and look of dawning comprehension appears on his face as he says,
"Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"
