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You are the friend that stands out the most in my life. Your always there for me when i need you the most no matter what it may be i know i will always have someone to talk to during the good times and the bad. You may not know just how much u mean to me but let me try and putit into words for ya. Since the first time we met i knew we had a connection and every day after that our friendship has grown stronger and stronger. To the point that i think about you all the time no matter where im at or what im doing ur always on my mind. I know we have distance between us but what my heart is telling me that distance is just a hop and a skip away. My heart is filled with love and passion for you and you only. Nothing will ever change that or take it away. Your like the sun on a summer morning with the windows wide open. You sneak right in warm my heart and body and ur there by myside all day and night. Im writing this note to NEEDSSOMELOVIN because im in love with you. I can
You Know Who You Are!
Poetry- Angel Of Fire
Angel Of Fire I See You Walking To Me In That Long Silk White Dress Your Black Hair Dancing In The Wind The Flames Around You Seem To Shine Through Your Hair You've Come Into My Life With What To Gain? I Can Give You My Heart I Can Give You Unconditional Love Be Forever A Loyal Friend & Protect You & Respect The Beautiful Goddess That You Are But I Know You Don't Expect Much In Return So I'm Offering You My Heart My Soul I Love You & I Promise You This I Will Walk Beside You On This Long Road Ahead Side By Side Wharever This Path May Take Us Tell The Very End Of Time.. By Bi_Chics_Rock_69
Mis Poemas
CASITAS NUEVAS Voy caminando por la calle de mi vida En mi pasado de casitas viejas, tengo una historia recordada apenas. En cada una escrib un momento, una nia feliz, una mujer con tiempo, de enamorarme cada da nuevo. Viv mi madurez y mi madrazgo, un hijo que responde al sortilegio de trascender el tiempo y el espacio, un hombre que renueva cada noche la juventud eterna del deseo, de las gloriosas noches de lujuria de las tristezas grises de la muerte. Voy caminando por la calle vieja dejando atrs mis casitas viejas. Mirando puertas de casitas nuevas busco la que se abra deslumbrante para encontrar mis das y mis noches nuevas. BEATRIZ OJEDA CUERPO A CUERPO Cuando tardas en llegar tengo los ojos dormidos tengo las lgrimas tristes entre mis cuentos de libros. Siento la puerta cerrarse, cuento tus pasos de amores, los que llegan a mi lecho para calmar mis temores. Miro tus ojos alegres me encierro ent
True Love For Tha Ladies
'Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved.' Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman
Things You Shouldn't Say During Sex
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If I Had A Little Blog.....
ok so um like i bloggin for no real reason... Anyhow, oh der i know... i been lookin and noticin some people have like fan clubs for their blogs... How the hell do they do that... i guess write alot huh is it interestin reading strangers stuff, i know my brain is as twisted as they get how can i get a fan club i want a fan club! I want to be popular and artsy i want recognition and fame, I want to be the NEXT AMERICAN BLOGGER! (not really) What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam! I want to have people go..hmm thats kinda wrong. i want to feel like i am something... i know that line right there usually brings in a comment. aparently crazy thoughts and almost-emo behavior is like appealing. ok so um yeah i like pain, the feel as a blade slices thru you flesh.... the prick of a needle imbeddin ink in my skin, orgasmic... the sting and burn of .......ok Gettin wet new subject So i guess im gonna be on my
Chicken Risotto Recipe
Risottos are very popular and can be very healthy. This recipe takes about 20 minutes to prepare (heating the stock beforehand decreases the cooking time). Feel free to omit the chicken from the recipe if you are vegetarian and add any other vegetables that you like such as pumpkin or sweet potato cut into small cubes (add these at Step 4). Serves: This Recipe Serves 4. Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 large onion, finely diced * 2 Cups Arborio rice * 6 cups chicken stock * 1 large chicken breast (Skin off), cut into small cubes * 200g button mushrooms, halved * 200g semi sun dried tomatoes Method: 1. Heat large heavy based saucepan over medium - high heat. 2. Add oil and onion and cook for one minute. 3. Add Aborio rice and cook, stirring for one minute. 4. Heat chicken stock in saucepan and simmer. Take off heat and set aside. 5. Add one cup of stock at a time to the rice, addi
How To Detect A Bad Guy...rule #3
3.The Player-The player suffers from low self-esteem & needs the companionship of many different women to feel good about himself .Some men live to conquer women.They need to define themselves as an attractive,irresistable ladies man to feel worthwile.Their self-esteem is so poor that they always need to be bolstered.One of the ways for them to feel bolstered is by attracting a woman & then winning her over sexually.After the woman submits,he disappears.
~be Back Soon My Friends~
My computer went down a few days ago. So I'll be down for a while but hopefully not to long. I should be back up by next weekend or the following week. Thanks my friends for all the comments. Have a great weekend and a great week ahead. Hugzzzz Cheryl MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes
Weekend is coming up and the weather is finally cooling down. Just the simple changing of the season and a smell in the air can bring back memories for me. High school, bell rings and the mad dash for our cars. Ah I see the "Egg". I had a 1986 Mercury Tracer hatchback...white of course and my friend had to nickname that bubble of a car "The Egg". Grab my keys and jimmy the lock...stubborn bastard after 9 years of being around the car you would think I would know how to open the damn door. My friends pile in. We race off with Pearl Jam Ten playing Jeremy on our tape deck. After dropping them off to their houses I go home for the normal routine...shower, dress, primp, and glimmer for that hurried night out. At that age we didn't wait to start our night at 9 pm or 10....we went out about 5 pm or 6 and met up with friends. But back then the cool thing to do was cruise the in our town it was circle Xtra Play, drive by the bowling alley, then to taco bell, then dow
[color=red]valentines Day Game[/color]
Valentines Day Game Mark all that apply towards me.. [] I want your number [] You're pretty/cute [] You're a hottie [] You're sexy [] You're gorgeous [] You're amazingly beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Fill in the blanks (about me)... Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell yes [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] Already have Am I attractive? If not, what? [] No [] Yes [] Hot [] Fine [] Amazing [] Cute [] Pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] I don't know [] Yes 100% su
A Thanks
thank u to all my friends and family i love u all
Scared There are lots of things in life that are unknown to us. Being afraid is part of human nature, but always being scared to take chances is never going to make anything easier. We dont know where we are going or where we might end up, but that is what life is all about. Things in life were never meant to be easy, but do they always have to be so hard. I wonder does anything ever come easy for anyone, or is it just me. Can anyone answer this one for me? I have walked the line that everyone has expected of me. That was not working for me after time, so I decided to try a different way. I started to change and do things that people did not expect of me. This doesnt seem to be working for me either. Where should I go next or what should I do. I just dont know anymore. Scared of where I am going and what I am becoming. It is on the border of being a dangerous journey, where there may be no turning back from. I am just so unsure of so many things in my life right
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The South Will Rise Again
The Victim
i awaken lost and confused my vision blurred and my hearing muffled then i realize im tied down and i cant move never before have i been so scared suddenly an imense pain cancels out the fear i begin to scream at the top of my lungs then look down to find blood gushing from my torso the mixture of the pain and sight of blood become overwhelming i begin to cry out for help suddenly a voice shouts out, "SHUT THE FUCK UP" i quickly look up to see a shadowy figure his face obstructed by darkness then i begin to yell and curse at him begging him to let me go once more he yells at me grabs a roll of tape proceeds to tear off a piece and places it over my mouth i begin to thrash around trying to break free of the harnesses but to no avail my captor then begins to cut into me again this pain is so unbearable i begin to cry knowing this is the end i feel him reach into where he has cut me open pulling out what he needs my body begins to shiver its so cold finally e
never did i believe the deceased could be so pleasant they dont argue nor do they complain the skin and organs of this person slain are what feed my hunger whats left over if put together right make a wonderful place to slumber once the supplies run out off to the graveyard i go maybe next time the head could be more usefull how about a new soup bowl confined to this room for the time being the stiffened remains my only company yet they are hidden away no eyes can see no one would understand the sanctity that is my sanity
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In Remembrance
Today,a day of memories, A day where each and everyone of us, Stand together and pray, For the thousands that have died, and for the others who defended for it Today,a day where we all remind ourselves, That each and everyone of us, Have a duty in ourselves, To hold up to justice. To stay firm on the grounds we stand Marked in our hearts, A Nation's strength, Not shaken by what lay ahead of us, Not consumed by the horrors of evil, Today,we marched on, Together we stand, Not as one, but as a country, That no matter what, We will never fall. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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I'm Sorry!
-----------------I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Friday Links: Live At Tla In Philadelphia, Turn On Your Paltalkk To See It Live, Car Crash Comedy, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus In Camden T
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Friggin' Friday boys and girls, the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is LIVE at the TLA (4th and South Street) in Philadelphia this morning, and we have a hell of a show planned for you. Admission is FREE, but this is a 21 and Over event. Food and beverages will be available. We'll be doing a Push-up Contest for $1000, and we'll also be giving away Eagles Tickets if you bring in the weirdest thing you own...and finally Car Crash Comedy goes down LIVE in front of the TLA audience to decide who is going to open up tomorrow night's Traveling Virus Show in Camden We'll keep this short: There's a lot of crazy sick shit going on so Turn On Your PALTALK!!! (no, you don't need a webcam to see all the sick stuff going on) New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a faithful fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have some great n
Little Things For Granted...
"I suppose in some way the reassurances and overall satisfaction of helping make you appreciate what you have more. It is easy to take the little things for granted. Get lost in the "what I don't have" mentality. But in the end when you think of how much worse it could be, then, the regular and ordinary seem fantastic and extraordinary." -- El Chango My friend I have known for several years now and I were emailing back and forth tonight during a lull period while I am at work. We were discussing the rewards and disappointments/frustrations with the line of work that I do, as well as some of the things I do to escape the horrifying stories I hear through work. I love what he said, as quoted above, don't you? He is right. I find the glimmer of hopes in what I do, but occasionally the dismal affects of the job can seem daunting at times. Taking the little lights of hope when they come, they can make a huge difference -- just as any small step that a victim makes towards freedom
One Week Today With The Kids...
At times it has been hard and I know that its gonna be like this for a while. Sometime I get frustrated but I have to remember that their daddy dont want them and their momma cant take care of them right now. I spent $160 dollars on them today...getting them cloths...diaper It was the first $160 that I didnt spend on myself and it feels good. Its only been a week but I am proud of myself for doing a good job. I even go to work sick just so I know that I will have that much more money on my check. Makes me feel more responsible and grown up then I ever have,
Mr. Sensitive
I'm a man who's heart has been broken. It has healed sense then but i am still longing for a companion and the loneliness still lingers. Wish one day i would come home to someone waiting for me. With a smile and a kiss to put my woes at ease and cause my spirit to be in a state of pure bliss. I have friends who are there for me but just isn't the same. My tears have already raised the ocean and the pain has left me. I know that im ready to take another chance at love cause i know there is somebody waiting maybe its you. I want to make someone skies from gray to blue. Call me Mr. Sensitive cause I will cry if i have been hurt. I laugh when someone does something stupid. My soul is calm and still and my passion for you will give you thrill
Gotta Get The Fuck Out Of Colorado
Yo! This is ya boy DJ FLACO and for real I gotta get the fuck out of Pueblo, Colorado it sucks here. For real, I don't know the reason why I moved here, I guess I am suppose to make a fool of myself... I don't think so! Fuck all the hataz but the onez that love me let me know and i will fix ya up with a demo . Tell me what ya think and holla at me L8az!!! DJ FLACO
Wtf Did I Do?
I realize tonight I fucked up something great!! My heart hurts and I wish I could make it better but I dont see that happening!!! WTF did I do? I am a complete idiot!!! I let jelousy get the best of me and it hurt me so bad! Any advice when all you want to do is sit there and cry?
Rip Colin Mcrae :(
David Coulthard leads tributes to 'fearless' Colin McRae Times Online and agencies David Coulthard has led the tributes to Colin McRae, the former world rally champion, who died in a helicopter crash yesterday. McRae, 39, was confirmed today as one of four who perished in the crash, along with his five-year-old son Johnny, and his friends, six-year-old Ben Porcelli, of Lanark, and Graeme Duncan, 37, who lived in France. The Squirrel aircraft came down in Jervis Wood near Lanark just after 4pm and immediately burst into flames. Strathclyde police said the damage to the helicopter was so bad that it could not immediately be determined how many people were on board. The Air Accidents Investigation Branch has been called in to investigate the cause of the crash. Fellow Scot and Formula One driver Coulthard, who was due to partner McRae in Team Scotland for the latest version of the Race of Champions at Wembley Stadium in December, said: "He and Alison [McRae's wife] were good
Man I Got Smashed Last Night
Goodness !! I ain't been that drunk in a long ass time LOL I drank a half of fifth of vodka !!! I don't drunk dial but I do drunk type LOL and it ain't pretty Plus i tend to cuss a lot more when I am drunk ..LOL My son ended up getting up 2 times I laid him down once and then he got back up about 5.30 right when I was feel smashed up LOL I ended up getting sick in the sink hubby got up and said You ok I was like yea I stumbled into the bedroom laid down he said I said " I love you guys " and then was out in like 10 seconds LOL I reckon I just passed my ass out LOL Whewww this is why I don't like to drink LOL Ohh well It was fun and enjoyed my conversations Ain't drinking much more LOL Latah Gina
Damn I Love That Girl.......
With only two days left until we boarded the cruise ship in Miami, the crew agreed to meet the day before we were due to depart. We wanted to get a taste of South Beach and see what all the hoopla was about. I flew into Miami a day earlier than the fellas to meet this sexy little half-Chinese, half-African flight attendant from Trinidad who I met in LA about three years ago at a club I was broadcasting live from. Her name is Soko Mitchell, pronounced Sock-o, and she is as pretty and exotic as her name, with her slanted eyes and full ass lips. When she said her name upon introducing herself, my dick jumped. Thats how sexy she is. We hit it off from day one and have been seeing each other ever since. We only get a chance to hook up about three to four times a year, but when we do, we make up for lost time. While I stood at the front desk of the hotel checking in, Soko called on my celly to let me know shed just arrived in Miami and would be there in an hour. So, naturally, I did what
Accomplice Kicks Ass!!
Another Great Prediction
Today's FUB-roscope 4me: "You are surprised -- and delighted -- by an unexpected message, smile or event that makes your day ten times brighter. Share the good vibes with friends and family, as there's plenty to go around." Oops! Must have been that email I got moving all my deadlines up by two weeks. I sort of thought those vibes were a bit more negative, why am I not smiling? Oh well, at least I am sharing. That part is right on. Gotta love the star charts :) LOL Can somebody send over some delight? I am fresh out. Patiently waiting... C
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It Is Time For Another Rant
I was reading an article earlier today (which is posted in the "news" section of my stash) concerning a man who has applied or attempted to apply for over 100 jobs over the last couple of months and was either denied the job due to his tattoos or denied even an application. When will the world wake up and realize that tattoos and other body modifications are VERY mainstream now? I also posted the article on my myspace and was told by a friend (whom I actually have nothing in common with and believe we like to hang out because we like to argue with each other, lol) that an employer not giving a job to a modified person is NOT discrimination. How the hell is it not? Ok, I know we CHOOSE to adorn our bodies with art, but does a person also CHOOSE whether or not to practice religion and if so, which one they will practice? Are there not religious groups that are seen as "unfavorable" for various reasons and sometimes have a difficult time finding employment due to their religious beliefs?
Ty Everyone!
just want every one to know i realy appreciate the support.
I Am Meth..beware!!!
I destroy homes,I tear families apart,take ur children,and that's just a start. I'm more costly than diamonds,more precious then gold.The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me,remember I'm easily found,I live all around you,in schools and in town. I live with the rich,I live with the poor.I live down the street,and maybe next door. I'm made in a lab,but not like you think.I can be made under the kitchen sink. In your child's closet,and even in the woods.If this scares you to death,well it certanly should. I have many names,but there's one you know best,I'm sure you;ve heard of me.My name's crystal meth. My power is awesome,try me you'll see,but if you do,you may never break free. Just try mr once and I may let go,but try me twice and I'll own your soul. When I possess you,you'll steal and you'll lie,you do what you have to-just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your lungs,no
This blog goes for in person relationships and online but i guess mainly online for now. I think that I am a very honest and open person. Whoever I tell people I am online is exactly who I am in person. I also try to be as honest as possible in person without hurting people intentionally. I do NOT get what is so hard these days about being fucking honest to the people in your life. If they aren't worth being honest to, why are they there in the first place? If you are dating someone and don't want to be with them, just fucking tell them. I don't know how many friends I have that don't want to be with their significant others but it is easier to live a lie and cheat on them than just break the news to them and let them move on WITHOUT being crushed. As much drama as it may cause at the moment, at least you are doing them a favor and it just gets the drama over with that much sooner. It really isn't that hard to say hey, things aren't working out with us so we shouldn't date anym Don't Know Jack Shit!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awh Schitt. Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of baby Schitt.
Please Vote For My Friend Jason Pumarada
This is my friend, Jason Pumarada. He's in an online contest in which the winner gets an auditon for the Broadway musical RENT. Please vote for him: If you can, please repost this and tell your friends.
I Just Killed A Bug
damn, at first i just kicked it a couple a times so it would have to roll over. but then i did it, i kicked an adapter on the floor against it towards the wall.smash it when. now as i sit here looking at agonizing in pain, i can actually feel it's suffering, as it twitches. now it's not moving, makes me think why i had to kill it it, when i could have just picked it up, and took it outside. wll whutever
Plz Be A Friend
my friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.
The Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answer
Why Should The Wedding Ring Be Worn On The Fourth Finger?
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate
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Eargrif's Walk Part 2
He finished stuffing everything else into the pack before turning to face the shirt again. His emotions started to rise again but he forced them down without being overtaken another time. If he could steal from someone like this, why was it he was able to breakdown afterwards. He grabbed the shirt and put it in the pack in one swift motion, buckling the buckle and closing his emotion temporarily along with it. "Nothing in this could possibly be mine, I wonder if the rest of it belongs to someone else as well" He picked up the odd chain mail shirt he had been wearing and examined it for any sign of ownership. The shirt would be a masterful piece of armor if it could provide the amount of protection it appeared to offer. The shirt allowed for any amount of movement imaginable with it's many links. The material was unidentifiable, far to fine to be mythril, and much lighter too. The dark blue gave the shirt an unearthly look, it's lightness and smooth texture led to the same idea.
Help Her Level 4060 To Go
please help my friend level up bingo
New Book And Dvd Reviews Online!
First off, our newest writer, FoundryMusicCos, knocked out the new Nikki Sixx book in a matter of hours and we've got the review online now: The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star Our resident pornaholic DEMONCOW was up all weekend reviewing dirty movies, and managed to get through five of them before having to put some medicated lotion on his hands and nether region. Just take look at some of the titles he had to review: Bore My Asshole Wasted Youth 2 Assault That Ass 10 Cock Craving Cuties 2 Mandingo's Dick Puppets As always, if you think YOU have what it takes (writing chops, not a greasy right hand) to review the smut...because we get tons of it every week... send your contact info and a sample review to
My Son Football
Steven Quarterbacking again Blount High School.. They won the game at 21-9 record 4-0..
B-day Present
Well first of all I want to thank all of you for remembering my b-day Hammer you are the greatest....Rob thank you for not forgeting about me! siempre pienso en ti ;)....Belle thank you for making me laugh with..I love you guys So... Now about my B-day gift, after dinner My hubby said...."You have two choices, you can spend a day a SPA OR you can get an X BOX 360 ELITE"..........I will be playing halo 3 tomorrwo YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank You Everyone For Your Help!
I want to send out a hardly thank you to everyone who helped me get my rates and comments in. I appreciate you all. Get More at
If You Like To Bomb Come Join
ok if you wanna join a good fubar bomber family that has nice ppl and if you want to meet some nice ppl you can click on this link and read the rules and someone will get back to you FUS-CHERRY-BOMBERS-FAMILY@ fubar
God Children....
So i am still pissed about last night, i got into this huge huge agrument wit my boyfriend...It pissed me off the fact that i came home from work, took my dog out, and left his a$$ a note to where i was and what i was doin..I was at my God daughters house, which is 5 mins down the road...We didn't have any money, and i just got paid...i forgot to leave him some...which was my bad...i gave him money, and he starts yellin why are you cryin...well i was cryin cause i was holdin my lil girl and i hadn't seen her in 3 weeks....Come on now i miss her give me a break...So he yells at me "it's not ur f37kin kid, get over it." I was like oh hell no this motherf37ker did not just say that too me...So i yelled at him told him he had no right to say that to me cause it was f37ked up.....Especially when he has a 16 yr old girl who is not his freakin blood, and he flips about her all the time and wants to go see her...(which i find weird)...but i never say shit cause it is his past ya know...none of
God Being Sued
WASHINGTON (AFP) - A court in Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God. State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes. The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons, including Chambers's constituents. It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit. Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in U
Which House Belongs To An Environmentalist?
LOOK OVER THE DESCRIPTIONS OF THE FOLLOWING TWO HOUSES AND SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH BELONGS TO AN ENVIRONMENTALIST. HOUSE # 1: A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not in a northern or Midwestern "snow belt," either. It's in the South. HOUSE # 2: Designed by an architecture professor at a leading national university, this house incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. The house contains only 4,000 square feet (4 bedrooms) and is nestled on arid high prairie in the Americ
This story has been around the net for a bit, I thought I would post it here. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Clau
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Attn Everyone
BEWARE... This chic has made several accounts and harrassed alot of bombing and leveling familys on fubar!!!!! ...:MsGina:...~Fu Wifey To LiLMissLadyE~H.T.A.~A.rchangel Family~G-S @ fubar here is my blog calling her out on these three names alone and her comments to me in there as well and to anyone and everyone else that has a problem with what she is doing heres my link also(Missy) another link to another blog about her another link to a blog about her this account has been deleted but she is making new accounts and will more than likely be back so just be on the look out for her and her pictures.
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Too Sweet For Words
The Kiss..... She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire. When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest. A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do. As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her unborn babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph. And people think animals are dumb ............
From My Department
A Henrico County police officer died in the line of duty while responding to a call near Virginia Center Commons. Police have identified the officer as 26-year-old Andre Booker. They say he was answering a call at a Henrico County shopping center when he was involved in what can only be described as a bizarre accident. Officer Booker's cruiser was pulled from a Henrico pond nearly 10 hours after it came to rest at the bottom. Around 2:00am, he and other officers were responding to a call of shots being fired in the parking lot of the O'Charley's Restaurant at The Creek at Virginia Center Shopping Center on Route 1. While backing his car up to block the exit, something went wrong. He crashed through a fence and into the frigid waters of the pond. Several officers jumped in the water to try to retrieve him from his vehicle, but they were unsuccessful. Police and fire officials say the car came to rest under 20 to 25 feet of water. Officer Booker spent nearly an hour and a
The Kiss
""The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions - the little, soon-forgotten charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heart-felt compliment, and the countless infinitesimals of pleasurable and genial feeling. When I kiss you I do nothing else. You're my whole universe..and the moment is eternal at that moment I have no plans and I go nowhere. Just kissing's overwhelming. For the decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender.""
Vicks Dogs Are Being Considered Adoptable. Except For One.
CNN -- All but one of the dogs seized in the Michael Vick dog fighting case will be placed with families or put in a "sanctuary," where they will interact with people to overcome their fear and lack of socialization, according to court order filed Monday. Here is the link to the rest of the article video from yahoo It is still up to the judge's decision what happens Vicks dogs. So lets get all of us dog people to let him know that these amazing dogs should not have to suffer because of loser Michael Vick! Hon. Henry E. Hudson Firm: United States District Court, Eastern Virginia Address: Lewis F. Powell, Jr., U.S. Courthouse 1000 E. Main St., Suite 305 Richmond, VA 23219-3525 Phone: (804) 916-2290 Web site:
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Social Retardation, Lmao!
So I'm reading a Fubar's profile, and part of it reads: "I like fast cars with sound systems and playing pool. I enjoying going to ropers every tuesday with my girls and meeting new people, even make a few new friends sometimes. I'm also willing to try just about anything. I also write poetry, i have even some of them published. As for those of you who want something more know one thing right off im only into white guys, anyone else is strickly a friends bases." This was cut and paste from her profile. Okay so aside from showing she'll never really be a threat at a 4th grade spelling bee, she's basically saying, "I don't think people of any other race are worthy of any real interest to me, but we can be friends though." Wow...rednecks with computers, proof that higher tech does not necessarily mean a higher state of mind.
Sox Take Game 1
so october is in full "swing" with the start of the MLB playoffs....The SOX took game 1 in a 4-0 shutout against the LA Angels of Anaheim...beckett pitched a nearly perfect game giving up only a couple hits in the first inning and shutting down the rest of the angels lineup in the remaining innings....if last nite is any indication then the SOX will soon be bringing another WORLD SERIES trophy home soon!!!!...and with Dice-K and Schilling pitching games 2 and 3 we're definitlely in good contention to sweep this first series!!! GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Cuz i love that dirty water.....oooohhhhh BOSTON ur my home!!!!!!!!!!"
I Wish To Apologize
to all that have read my last blog and my comments to the two blogs posted by the Global Bombers. I wish to make a formal apologize for the things I have said and to any that wish to stay they are more than welcome with my blessings, I will continue to support all that the Global Bombers do and all that wish to stay. When I made this alliance with Corky I did not realize that I was gonna turn out to be such a bad person. Corky I am so SORRY and to the rest of the Global Bombers I am also sorry for what I have said.
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imikimi - Customize Your World You are the very best. We have shared many times together. You have lifed me up when i am down. . Made me smile when i didnt think i could. You are everything a man should be and more. You are always there when i need someone. We have been thur times of hurt, times of joy. You show respect and love for your friends. You are every real womans dream for a man. Miles keep us apart but you are always in my heart. I love you my friend. My love and friendship will never end. Because you are the very best there is. imikimi - Customize Your World show him some love RZ V - Brit Bomber 6 - Brits on Tour@ fubar
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After School Club
After School Club by Mirari Day One It was a normal day for Daemon since leaving high school. He was told that he would be going to a new school that would take care of all his educational needs and would help him in his college career. The boarding school, Spring Hills was surrounded by a large forest area and in the distance he could see a large tree. The bus gently turned as the rode curved seeing the large building of his new boarding school. Daemon remembered what his foster-parents told him where he would be going. Shaking his head he quickly put the thought out of his mind. The bus pulled up in front of a large red bricked build with adult students wearing their uniforms and talking about their classes. Taking a deep breath he got off the bus. Daemon had short black hair and tan colored skin. He wasn't really tall but had a toned figure that made the girls look twice. The truth was he worked out and likes to practice his martial arts. "Hello Mr. Black." replied
After Work Delight
After Work Delight by lishipie02 Summertime is always hot and sticky in central Indiana. For anyone working in an ice cream shop, that statement is doubly true. One summer night I found that NOTHING could be more true, but not for either of those reasons. I had been working there for over two years, earning spare money while I was in college. I typically worked night shifts with the high schoolers since I was so close to them in age. Staff changes happen a lot in fast food, so when one of the guys had been there for almost a year we already had a pretty sturdy friendship built. He often closed with me, and many times we were the last ones to leave. That night had been extremely busy. The ninety-degree weather, combined with everyone's summer activities, had a lot of people out and about and wanting ice cream to cool off. Three baseball teams later, everyone was exhausted. Alex and I finished up much later than the rest of the shift. We had always been fairly flirtatious
Afternoon Delight
Afternoon Delight by KerrFuffle They met during a job interview. She was in charge of fundraising for a cutting-edge nonprofit organization, having left behind a stultifying job adding to the already overflowing coffers of a renowned Ivy League college. He was extricating himself from a long legal career, hoping to lead the nonprofit's strategic growth plan. It was a panel interview with five interviewers and one job aspirant. He had a submitted a requested writing assignment that had taken the panel by surprise with its sharp originality and capacious worldview. He had aced three previous interviews, and his appearance before the panel was eagerly anticipated. As everyone gathered and made their introductions, she was pleased by his non-traditional appearance: older, shorter and grayer, yet crisply dressed in tailored wool slacks, ecru buttoned-down shirt, lyrical flowered tie, and fitted navy blue blazer. He sported a neatly trimmed beard that belonged on his face, and a thi
Afternoon Session
Afternoon Session by jenyes The graying light of early evening allows a faint shaft of light to cross the room. I notice it but he doesn't. I quick shift of my eyes confirms it and I can see you in the doorway. The light thrown as you opened the door. He's too intent to pay much notice at this point anyway so I let my eyes meet yours without any resulting change in his actions. A faint smile crosses my lips but I tremble seeing your eyes widen in shock at the sight of us together. You take in the small pile of clothes between you and the bed. I wonder if you are putting together how they ended up there. Are you asking yourself, "Did he undress her or did she do it herself?" "Was he able to enjoy the view of her before?' "Did the clothes precede a quick jump into bed or did they stand and caress first?" Eyes shifting up from the floor, you focus on the bodies on the bed. I'm amazed that he still hasn't noticed you, as we are laying sideways in full view. Perhaps his eye
For Pantera Still Rocks
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After Work Ch. 1
After Work Ch. 1 by Silkboxers Emma Jones looked up from her PC. It was the end of a long day at the advertising agency and she felt very strung out. As the computer shut down, she cast a long look around the office at her colleagues all getting ready to leave on the warm Friday evening. Emma wondered what they had planned for the night. Her gaze lingered on several people. Stephanie had only been at the agency for a month, but had already caused quite a stir, not just because she was very sharp and had generated business for the company, but through her dress. Both men and women noticed her constantly, and Emma's eyes caught her profile, high breasts, nipples outlined through her sleeveless top. Slim legs wrapped in a printed satin skirt, the curve of her buttocks making the material ripple as she bent down to retrieve her bag, which had slipped under the desk. On the other side of the partition Steve was straightening out his tie. Emma was sure this was a premise to sta
Afternoon Detention
Afternoon Detention by TaraNSean23 I still can't believe that Mrs. Brockerstone gave me detention for being late, I mean I was in the classroom when the bell rang. I've been sitting here for 5 minutes and she hasn't shown up. Oh wow, Ms Patterson just walked in! She is so cute. She is about my height 5'2 and very petite. She is wearing this long denim dress, which looks like it has snaps going all the way down the front. The bottom 5 snaps are undone which goes right about her knees. "You must be Kelly Richardson, Mrs. Brockerstone won't make detention this afternoon so she asked me to watch you. You are the only one in here. So do you have something to do?" "Yeah, can I read my English or do I have to do math?" "Whatever keeps you busy and quite." She sat down at the desk and pulled out a stack of papers, probably her classes' homework. I wish she was my math teacher. Mrs. Brockerstone is such an old bag. My best friend Julie has her. I just see her a lot in the hal
My Mumm's Very Funny :)
I really enjoy making mumms lately. I find that the answers I get are really interesting so I thought Id share some of the more interesting thoughts with you all. Its ok to Be naked in your house, move to be with an internet interest, fill in guest books, and take off the top half of your clothing first when getting down and dirty with your partner. Its also ok to say something mean if its well intentioned if it helps the person move on from an old long standing misery. Its not ok to Throw in bullshit when people in chat prefer to know about your real world, Its not ok to give a simple kiss to a married friend, but same friend its ok lol to sleep with her if she and her husband arent having sex anymore. Its not ok to be taxed on lottery winnings, but it is ok to be taxed on that interest for the rest of your life. People on Fubar really seem to agree that Tattoos are the best! Lots of positive feed back and those type of mumms received the highest views and rati
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Charles Bukowski
A Smile To Remember by Charles Bukowski we had goldfish and they circled around and around in the bowl on the table near the heavy drapes covering the picture window and my mother, always smiling, wanting us all to be happy, told me, "be happy Henry!" and she was right: it's better to be happy if you can but my father continued to beat her and me several times a week while raging inside his 6-foot-two frame because he couldn't understand what was attacking him from within. my mother, poor fish, wanting to be happy, beaten two or three times a week, telling me to be happy: "Henry, smile! why don't you ever smile?" and then she would smile, to show me how, and it was the saddest smile I ever saw one day the goldfish died, all five of them, they floated on the water, on their sides, their eyes still open, and when my father got home he threw them to the cat there on the kitchen floor and we watched as my mother smiled
Wont Have Internet
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Hit This Profile Please!!!
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Last Day
When the last day is gone the words of yesterday will return then the true knowledge will reveal The knowledge is unveiled at last the true beauty is known the lust of the world is shattered through trials and tribulations of the world the men and women seek for each other the last breath unveils truth When forever comes we will find truth in what we do not know
A Story I Wrote Long Ago
As I entered the room, the smell of desire filled the air. My servant in only her soft flowing robe with her hair frazzled from the work she performed at my latest request. She asked if everything was to my satisfaction and I refused to answer. As I walked through the house i noticed a few small imperfections in her tasks. She is just leanrning my tolerences. We enter the last room of which she was to clean. I have noticed every minute detail. She again asks with small bits of fear in her voice "Is it to you liking M'lord?" Still no answer. She circles around me in anticipation of my answer. In a deep, unpleased tone I finally answer "Lift your robe and turn away!" She does as i demand and braces for her deserved spankings. In one swoop I plunge all my manliness deep inside her cleanly shave box. I ride her hard pulling her hair and asked "Do you think you deserve this?" She begins to explain "I know I didn't......" "I asked a yes or no question" I say in a pantin
Quitting is an event that all of us are tempted with at one point in life or another. Whether it is home life, work, or planet earth in general, quitting may feel like the best choice. Virtually everyone has days when selling your possessions and buying a one-way plane ticket somewhere sounds mighty good. However, quitting is rarely about quitting altogether, but rather not wanting to continue under the current circumstances. Quitting is often elective as well. The quitter doesn't want to face the consequences of resigning from life, but rather to avoid the requisite hassles of participating in it. In dreams, we are often granted the latitude to quit without having to experience consequences. Rather, we can simply eliminate unpleasant facets of life in its troubling condition. This is wonderful, as quitting dreams illuminates our most draining emotional conflicts in waking life. Many times we quit things in life because we cannot conceptualize solutions to our problems. However,
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Funny Things Kids Say
the funny things kids say OPINIONS >> >>On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note >>from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this >>child are not necessarily those of his parents." >> >> KETCHUP >> >>A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her >>struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer >>the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. >> She's hitting the bottle." >> >> MORE NUDITY >> >>A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself i n >>the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into >>shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The >>little boy >>watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't >>you ever seen a little boy before?" >> >> POLICE 1 >> >>While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was >>interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up a
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Heathrow Airport
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes. Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Bush and
My Ex
Oct 14, 2007 6:05 PM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: RE: No Subject Body: LMFAO! Eric...where you think you're going to watch Kyleigh? You are not going to be taking her from me until someone makes me have to share her with you. You were not didn't do a have been off being you. I wont allow her @ your house. I do not feel that is a safe environment that I'd want my child to be in. So as for her being around there? She wont be if I can help it. You know how I feel about ur house. I'm sorry Eric. I do not feel comfortable allowing her there. You don't have to worry about babysitting for Kyleigh. I'll have all that taken care of. You wanna see her? will wanna...since she'll be born...don't seem to care to wanna now...when I'm carrying her. That doesn't make me wanna jump up and run her right over to you when she's born or anything! And OMG! FUCKING PLEASE! Like you tell girls that hang all over you that you're having a baby. Ohhhh plea
If You Had Sex With Me
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
The Maturity Of Some People...
It's amazing and unbelieve at the measures that some people go through just to be a shit disturber. For the last few days I've been harassed, talked down to and talked shit about but a real 'mature' person. The endless limits that this person goes through to cause ripples between me and someone that I really do care about. Who is this person?? What hurts the most is that this person whom I do care about feels or felt that I had something to do with this. I'm very sensitive when it comes to people that I care about. I know all this is just the net and just senseless drama, but enough is enough. I'm down because that the person I care about thinks what he thinks. I mean I don't care for this person for nothing. I don't call him every morning on my way to work. I don't sit there and be close to being late for work because I talk to him. I wouldn't care if I didn't take the time to call him during my breaks or text him here and there to let him know I've missed him. Why would I do
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What People Are Looking For
What People are looking for in this world, from the other sex, I would like to hear about it, to see what other people think. It can be anything you like to write down, like love, friendship, sex, Kids, Trust, all about feels. You never know there may be people out there that thinks like you, lets find out.
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn
Open School Night
Ok so my ex husband just informed me that he will be bringing his whore to open school night at my sons school. I can not believe that he thinks that is by any means acceptable. She does not belong there. He is MY son not hers. I am so sick of his bullshit and game playing. I did the right thing by even telling him about it and he goes and does this shit. He is out of his fucking mind if he thinks that i am just gonna show up with a smile on my face and play nice with her. Fuck that. I am just so fucking aggrivated. He is damn ass lucky when i filed for child support thats all i wanted now fuck him i'm goin after spousal support too. What he does not realize is that i have custody of the boys and i have the ultimate say in what goes on. He will learn one day that doin shit to piss me off will only hurt him in the end. Sorry for the ranting i just had to get it out.
Wsc Must Read ~oct 19th~
Wicked Storm Crew House Cleaning I am preparing a list of WSC Members who have actively showed participation. If you have not made this list by tonight you will be terminated from the crew.There are several of you who have done a wonderful job ,however there are also members who have joined simply to get help in a contest.I have decided that if you have NOT been loyal to WSC we don't need you in our crew Nor are we going to help you when you have not helped others.I hate doing this, but I see no sense in maxing our members out on contest for people, and then those same members get in a contest and people they have helped NEVER return the favor.This is unfair to our loyal members.I Would like feedback good or bad on this blog.Let me know what you think about this decision. THANK YOU, PSYCHORAINSTORM
Memoirs Of A Jog
I decide I'm going to go for a jog today. Yes, I know this is probably already causing an outburst of laughter. Continue b/c it gets better. So, I've got the shoes laced up (double knots of course b/c I wouldn't want them to come untied), I have my tube socks up to my knees, track shorts from high school that were too tight then, a wifebeater w/ dorito stains, and a headband to keep the sweat from my eyes during this intsense run. So, I start jogging and man I'm really going strong. . .for about 10 steps. I then start to feel the burn and realize I'm old. I start hoping that no one is watching this sad display, this pure lack of physical prowess. I turn and see a woman walking a dog only to speed by me as I hit my full sprinting strides. At this point, I realize that I am probably the most out of shape human being on the planet. And then. . .bam!!! I fall to the ground, curl up in a ball, suck my thumb, and let out a loud whelp of a cry. As I'm rolling around on the ground in pain and
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Go Hawks
As of 3 pm (pacific time) the score is 23-6 Seahawks...thanks to Nate's Burrelson's 91 yard return on the kickoff for the start of the second half. Way to go Nate!!!
Update On Last Fu Standing
I got enough users already so i am posting the Last Fu standing now. There are 2 places you can cast your vote...Here or on the Fu-Friends Website Good luck everyone. &
Humorous Sayings
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number. 13.
Takeing Time
So i spend alot of time listing to music and thinking how the song relates to me where in my life it fits if i ever unpack my cds ill put them in autobiographical order so i know when i baught them and when i want to remember a date ill just pop in that cd do u ever do that well i got to go now so later all
Model Time!!!!!!!!!!!
well i just got off the phone with my agent telling me i have my first bbw model shot come friday i have looking for this call for like weeks and years and i just got it and i wanna share my happiness with you all cause i love you guys very much mmmmmmuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
The Cold Dark Place
The way you made me feel Was very unreal On top of the world one moment The next in the depths of hell When I caught a glimpse of myself In that black hole you call a heart A part of me realized I had become like you Rage Self-loathing Insecure Jealousy All while feeling self righteous The highs were awesome The lows were gruesome Never knew from one moment to the next Who you were gonna be Need out Get away Your demons consume Your darkness inside Eating me whole If no escape There would be a place inside me Ice that beats without shattering
I want to dig my teeth into your skin I want to make you squirm in painful delight I want you to overpower me and prove false anger onto my body I want you to enjoy this unnatural sin. I want to close my eyes and be surprised by the scratches left on my skin I want to scream in pain and ecstasy I long for your painful touch I long for your bruising lips. I long for the fleeting heart known only from pain and submission I long for the curling back and toes and tongue known only from complete overtaken. unnatural lusts pleasurable pain domination submission a world of reds blacks blues yellows blood bruises dirt tears and screams a world only of lust a world only of pleasure a world of backward loves a world of paining the one you love. A world of doing that which is desirable to your lust partner your love partner doing that which is painful, because they love it.
~ Sergeant First Class Paul Ray Smith - Medal Of Honor ~
Medal of Honor The Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration awarded by the U.S. government. It is bestowed on a member of the U.S. armed forces who distinguishes himself "conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against an enemy of the United States." Sergeant First Class Paul Ray Smith B Company, 11th Engineer Battalion, 3rd Infantry Division, United States Army September 24, 1969April 4, 2003 For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty: Sergeant First Class Paul R. Smith distinguished himself by acts of gallantry and intrepidity above and beyond the call of duty in action with an armed enemy near Baghdad International Airport, Baghdad, Iraq on 4 April 2003. On that day, Sergeant First Class Smith was engaged in the construction of a prisoner of war holding area when his Task Force was violently attacked by a
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Adios WYSP and Philadelphia. It was fun while it lasted. We'll miss you guys. YOU CAN STILL HEAR US ON XM, DAMMIT - GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! GO GET XM! Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many White Castle hamburgers you enjoy, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A
My Twin And I
My twin and I are close Even though we arent the same When we get in trouble Its eachother that we blame Our parents say were cousins But of course we disagree We live so far apart But my twin she'll always be Our grandma says were twins But if we werent we wouldnt care She knows when I am hurting And beside me she is there We have eachothers back She means so much to me My twins and I are close And thats how we'll always be! To Tiffany, I love you girly!!!!
More Gifts...
I was looking threw the gift shop and I wanted to send out my friends some halloween gifts. I noticed no jack-o-latrens or bags of candy or a witch's brew.. What is up with that?? I am the kind of person that would like to send more that just a bottle of beer, or a shot of liquor, or some bloody edible knickers? I am alone in thinking this? Hell I wanna send like a gothic doll with its head ripped or a skull candle.. Something creative and fun you know?
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my wifes pic in fat sonnys contest please HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST WILL RUN FROM TUESDAY TILL TUESDAY 5 PM TILL 5 PM EST thanks jonah
October 26th/ Emerald City/ @ Mac's
My Lounge Needs Your Help. Please Help!!!!
Hello Friends and family, I need your help. I have opened a lounge up and need to get members and employees into the lounge. Please come check me out and join my lounge and bring friends with you. If you want a job please talk to me and I will let you know what i have available and then we can decide if you are suitable. Please click the middle picture to go directly to the lounge. And please repost this for me so that you can help me get more members. I appreciate you all. Love Always, Siren of Love COME SEE THE NEW Maybe I am Heavenbound Lounge!!!CLICK PIC TO COME AND VISIT!!!!
Jaxs, He's A Sweet And Good Friend
imikimi - Customize Your World
I'm Sorry
It pains me to know all that I have hurt. It kills me to know all that the one that I hurt most of all is myself. I have given up friendships with people that truly cared for me for what I thought was love but turned out to be lies, so many lies. I deserved it, to tell the truth. I just want all to know that I am truly sorry for all I have done. I just hope that those that I hurt (and they know who they are) can find it in their heart to forgive me, even if I never find out
Please Help Out A Great Friend.
Brandi is less than 500,000 points from being the next Godmother. She always returns the love. Please give her a good spanking. GamerChick ~Member of L.O.L Levelers~@ fubar
Bombing Sycho
im spending my comments today bombing sycho you should help
This Is The Fairy Tale That We Should Have Been Reading As Little Girls!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!
Stop By And Show Some Love
Hey all can you come by and rate and comment on my wifes pic in fat sonnys contest please SHE IS IN THIRD PLACE IM COMMENT BOMBING HER PIC SO SHOULD YOU
Who Are You
Sometimes people put ona mask to get accepted by a certain group of people. Those are the only ones that see that person. Then there are other masks that are put on to show another face to another group of people. Some people are not whom you expect them to be. Any who the reason for this is to make you think of who you are. And who your friends really are. Think about it for a minute then forget it again. You are this person on the internet and then who are you to your family and also to your children or the people you work with. Yeah think about it for a minute then forget it. heh heh heh Whatever eh.
I cut myself today just so I could remember what its like to feel Blood and tears mix together in a swirl of my emotions Pain is only temporary but hurt lasts forever drain my blood so I can be numb once again, I hate it when I have to feel
Hit This Now
Holy Shit I Love Him
i'm in love with chris. i told him yesterday and, as it turns out, he loves me too. he told me that even though we haven't known each other for very long, he could see himself growing old with me. i can honestly say that's the first time anyone has ever said that to me, let alone the first time i believed it. we were walking around the mall of the mainland at about 12 am and he asked me why i loved him. i described it like this: you know when you're standing at the edge of a really tall building, looking down? you get that exhillarating feeling like you're about to find out what it feels like to fly, but at the same time you're scared of landing... that's what i feel when i'm with him. so this hasn't turned out at ALL the way i planned. i'm very impressed that he hasn't cheated or even given me a reason not to trust him. i'll keep you posted.
Another One For You Guys.
Yeah here's ANOTHER one! Show some love please.... Click here biatches!
My Journey In Life
In my Journey in the this life I have found new beginnings and lots of endings We are here under the tree Just talking to each other Tiring to understand what we share Look into my eyes A gentle touch on my lips You begin to touch my lips to yours So tender and passionate All at the same time I look deep into you eyes You have touched my soul You and I set and hold each other No need for Just to feel you there is all I need.
They Come Back !!!
Last week in Hollister (California) is gone - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things come back to Riverside, CA. 10901 Arlington Ave. Riverside, California USA - The Greatest Museum of Strange Things was opened by last spring. Come and see the strangest things you'll even see. WonderCammer - look at things you never saw before ! The project is going along with Troll's Garden company - the global leader in the production of rings, fossil reproductions, Human Skulls, Walking Sticks, Knives, bone art, hand Carved Dragons, pipes, etc... .
I Wrote This Song. It's On Cd And It Means Nothing Anymore How Sad
Native American Pride
i have an extra ticket for saturday's game... anybody interested in going?
Proving Your Love.
A city boy wanted to marry a country girl. She insists that he has to ask her father for her hand in marriage. So off he goes to their farm to ask her father. "I want to marry your daughter". "Well, my boy you will have to prove to me that you are a man worthy of my daughter." "I'll do anything for my love" says the young man. "You see that cow out in the pasture? Well go screw it." A little puzzled the boy says, "OK, anything for my love" On his return of doing his deed, he asks, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope." says the father, "See that goat over yonder? Well, Go screw it." Again the boy obliges and returns saying, "Now can I marry your daughter?" "Nope. Not yet -- one more thing. See that pig in the sty? Well go to it." Once again he obliges and returns. This time the farmer is amazed at seeing this boy doing these deeds just to marry his daughter. So the father finally tells the boy, "Now you can marry my daughter." To which the boy replies, "SCREW YOUR DAUGHTER, HO
:(..i Am Back...:)
I am back...I really do apologize for being away so long.
I Put Something On My Profile For You All To Vote On
Ok my friends and family, I put something on my profile that is a poll and I did it a few days ago and what I would like for you to do is go vote on it, it's towards the bottom of my profile, so if you want to go vote on it, it's there and nobody has voted on it, so go vote on it if you want to, please and thank you all Todd
Men's Answer To Maxine !!!!
Men's answer to Maxine. We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is, men's answer to Maxine! MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------ ------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clo
New To Town!
I just wanted to say this site is very addicting Beware. LOL
I Need A Life...
1. Talked to an asshole today? No. 2. Do you like anyone? You could say that. 3. Are you wearing socks? No 4. Do you regret something you did yesterday? Yes... 5. Have you ever been stoned? Unfortunately. 6. Do you own a guitar? No. 7. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes. 8. Do you own a piggy bank shaped like a pig? No. 9. Do you shower facing the shower head or with your back to it? Both. 10. Do you have anything in your pockets right now? I don't have pockets. 11. How many windows are open on your computer? One. 12. What are the colors of your wall? White. 13. How many hours did you sleep last night? I have no idea. 14. Is something bothering you right now? Very much so. 15. Have you been outside today? It's beautiful outside today. 16. Who was the last person to IM yoU? Tim on GMail. 17. Last text from? Tim. 18. Are you a daydreamer? Yes. 19. Are you sarcastic? Yes. It's just one of my many qualities.
I Love You Baby ..i Love The Snorkel He Does All The Time
I love the snorkel at the end that brad does in this..i look like a fat cow though
Walk With Me
Walking with introspect in mind. I challenge my life one step at a time. Each day grows, new lessons learned No time for the old man, just the new I yearn. What makes me who I am only few really know. Hidden in those tiny dark places is a light waiting to grow. Getting inside is the secret to the quest. Many have tried, success only by the best. They never stole my spirit or my soul. Each one in their own way has made me whole. As I look back and then forward again. Nothing much has changed outside or in. We are what we make ourselves and we learn to be content. People only see us on the outside and pass their judgment. Who we are on the outside speaks volumes of what is on the inside. Do we live two different lives? Does one rise up and the other subside? I can only judge myself and my own thoughts and deeds. I can only be who I am and what others may need. Such is my lot in life. One I quickly embrace. For knowing me as me, I find no shame, no disgrace.
Damn I'm sad I miss my kitty I miss you It's dark Cold Damn Bummed out Should just go to bed Can't sleep Damn This sucks Hatin life Scared I need a hand to hold Damn
1. The last place you bought clothes? Hot Topic 2. The last person you said goodbye to? My dad. 3. The last person you said hello to? Elyssa Bitch
The Final Play Off And The Score Is?
Beer Vs. Pussy: The Playoff 1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER 2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy 3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER 4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy 5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy 6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy 8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER 9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY 10. In most countries there's a tax on bee
I Looked Away For A Moment
I wiped away your tears, fed you when you were hungry, played ball when you were old enough. Times have changed since then, now only memories of the days gone by. You grew up and I watched it all in the pictures i got. There's no more playing ball I love you mom I miss so much. It tears me apart that i didnt see the pain that were feeling deep inside. I looked away for just a moment turned around and you were gone. I cant be there this time to wipe away your tears. I love you my son, there's no turning back the pages of time. I wish there was though cause you'd be back in my arms again. I love you my son.
What A Difference A Life Makes
One year a boy is into Baseball and Football and is holding an Office in FFA and is against drugs and alcohol and everyone loves him. The Next year is into nothing but drugs and alcohol and disrespects everyone and verbally abuses his mother and younger siblings and keeps running away from home for the simple reason that he can legally. Now everyone I love my son to death and have been and will always fight for my life for him, but now comes a time in my life that I have to do the hardest thing I had ever done in my life. I have to let go and let him drown and let him learn the hard world and it is just killing me here. So pray for me.
Updated Contest List And Newest Members As Of 11/6/07
Blood Race‏
Those who don't know The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem. Those who don't know are also in two groups. One is those who don't know and know they don't know. Well, they can learn! But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know. And they become unit managers! Actual Medical Chart Notes - Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. - Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. - On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. - The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. - The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. - Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. - Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. - The patient refused autopsy. - The patien
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Heard any cool stories lately? No? Yeah, neither have we. It's Can't Say That Wednesday! Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many White Castle hamburgers you enjoy, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat a hundred greasy sliders. Speak
My Brthday
Jaymes Birthday Party @ Duvet this Saturday Current mood: happy Category: Parties and Nightlife ..> My Birthday Party @ Duvet this Saturday To all my friends, I will like to invite you all to celebrate my birthday at Duvet: When: Saturday, November 10 Where: Duvet Night club - 45 W. 21st St. (5th & 6th Aves.) What: Ladies are free before 12 and reduced after. Gentlemen are $20 all night on the Velvet List. Regular Price is $25. Doors open at 10:30PM How: Mention Jayme'sParty at the door. click on the link to to view the lounges web site: Hope to see you all!!!!
Because our dreams are our own creation, it is very common for a dreamer to experience the role of hero within a dream. Usually this is a sign that the person is very confident in life in general, or in a specific aspect of their life which is addressed in the dream. The fact that you are the hero in a dream may arise soon after you have accomplished something. It is even better to have such a dream just before taking on a challenge of some sort in your waking life. The fact that you may find yourself enhanced with incredible skills or superhuman powers is noteworthy. What special skills did you have in the dream? Were there any recognizable people in the dream? If so, their presence may indicate the area to which you should attribute the dream's implied meaning-business, home, or leisure pursuit.
The Sphinx is an ancient Egyptian statue with the body of a lion and the head of a man. Throughout the ages it has been known as a bearer of power and mystery. Dreams concerning the sphinx are mystery/wisdom dreams. These types of dreams may occur when there is an impasse in your waking life. Note the concurrent images in your dream and consider their relation to a difficult decision that has to be made in your life.
a little girl walks into her parents bedroom late one night,"Jesus Christ"she screams "and you want me to see a doctor about sucking my thumb"
What A Hrrorable Thing
I Lay lifeless as I feel you touch me I've given up fighting You laugh stealing my innacince as the tears fall from my cheeks and hit the bed You come into my room in the dead of night and kill me inside I no longer know what it's like to feel anything besides the pain thanks to you no one will every make me smile You whisper in my ear your rotten thoughts of what this is sapose to be telling my I should enjoy the things you do to me but explain to me how? You've ripped my clothes and my soul never will things be the same how can I ever love knowing what you've done? knowing you could do it again... I've scream so many times for you to stop but it's like you can't hear all you know is you and nothing else matters as long as you get your pleasure when you finish you kiss my forehead take my sheets and tuck me in whispering I love you sweetie see you in the morning you look at me waiting for a response I look up at you knowing
Peopke Who Don't Mnd Their Own Business
I am getting tired of ppl who think they are helping and actually aren't They make things worse and then rumors get started. It seems everytime I start talking to someone ppl have to go in the minute they think there is something wrong.Then they have to try and help and when in fact they don't need to be helping.These ppl know who they are and I thank them but when I say I can handle it and that things are or will be fine they should just leave well enough alone because it's something that I should be able to handle on my own.I am getting tired of being judged and made to feel that I have done something wrong and a friendship or relationship being ruined over it.So please for those who are trying to help leave alone because I'm the one who is getting hurt in the end. I love you all but please from now on let me handle things in my own way and that way I know I screwed it up by myself.
Plz Help Me Lvl
Plz help me much love
Sex Joke
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!" .
Come Hang Out Well finally reached level 10...made a lounge anyone and everyone is welcome. Lookin for anyone who wants to contribute.
I Won't Say A Word
When I need you I Won't Say A Word When you're not there I Won't Say A Word When I look for you I Won't Say A Word And you're invisible I Won't Say A Word Or have stepped away I Won't Say A Word When you don't tell me you love me I Won't Say A Word When you won't say I'm special to you I Won't Say A Word When the loneliness makes me cry I Won't Say A Word When I am starving for your attention I Won't Say A Word When I fall into a well of depression I Won't Say A Word When I lose all hope I Won't Say A Word When I stop believing I am important to you at all I Won't Say A Word When I've given up and given in I Won't Say A Word When what could have been has faded to nothing I Won't Say A Word and if I decide to walk away forever I Won't Say A Word
What Do You Look For In A Men?
What do you look for in a man?
there was a cucumber,a pickle and a penis. thay had a conversation and the cucumber said my life is shit. when i get big. hard and juicy,thay chop me up and toss me into a salad. the pickle said well when i get big and fat, hard and juicy thay chop me up and toss me into vineger. the penis said wheni get like that, thay put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall untill i throw up and faint.
To Maintain A Relationship
If you need love to keep your love true, This simple rhyme tells what you must do. Open your mind to a magickal way Of keeping your partner from going astray. When the moon waxes you must brew a tea From magnolia buds gathered most secretly. Sweeten with honey if you should prefer; Clockwise with silver spoon be sure to stir. For vows of love from being recanted Make sure as you stir, these words are chanted: "Lover be faithful, lover be true. This is all that I'm asking of you. Giveth thy heart to no one but me. This is my will, so mote it be!" As soon as you can share this herb tea With your woman/man to ensure loyalty. But 'fore to your lips the tea cup you raise, Chant with a whisper this rhyming phrase: "Brew of Magnolia, Venus' herb, Work for me now enchantment superb. Let (name of lover) and I be united as one. With harm brought to no one, this spell is done." Provided your magick is sealed with a kiss, A faith
Frapper Map.
to all, right under about me you'll see my frapper map just click on stats,pic,map members.,and follow the links.
Searching For My Baby
im fun, loving,careing, respectful, trustworthy, honest, open minded, get along with others,down to earth , i love family, dont put myself before others needs, gives spave when needed, not jelious of better halfs friends being male or female, i dont judge i work, i love to help people
Distance Between Us..
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're one Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on There is some love that will not go away You're here, there's nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on
The Eleventh Hour
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
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Stop Complaining!!!!!
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Yayyyyyyyyy I Met A Guy And Hes Not From Fubar
hes a sweet man i have been talking to him off and on all day and he wants to take it slow and unlike most men he dont just want SEX
Got To Go
SORRY YOU ALL IM JUST BEEN ASKED OUT SO IM GOING CATCH YOU ALL LATER BYE BYE ---TAKE CARE SEE YOU TOMORROW - this friend knows who you r i have more stufffor you an whats there enjoy take care an may God Bless You My prayers is always with you .hugs
Cleaning Out My Friends List
ok this is just to let all who are on my friends list know that i am cleaning house ...if you wish to stay on my friends list please private messege me or i will delete you,i have ove 500 friends and only a handful talk to me or help me,as i help them as well.This does nnot include DSC or D&DC or I>B>I>C> members.thank you for your coopreation in this matter...much love Lady Raven
Long Ass Trip
mental note to myself.... dont ever drive to and from Pa again alone cuz it sucks.... ended up drivin up there all nite which wasnt too bad...left here about 9 pm and i pulled in about 8...not a bad trip... however some dumbass thought i should leave on a friday afternoon where i ended up sittin in traffic for like 3 hours in damn Va..........i left pa about 11 am and i got back to Ga about 130 am....sucked so bad i wanted to die sittin never again.... however it was kewl hangin out with my kids and seein how happy my son was buyin himself a 2008 VW Rabbit.....
Anti-drugs Rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe, my friend, Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke. So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about what you're doing to yourself! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, p
First Blog
So this is my first blog since joining fubar. Im not really sure what I should be saying. My day started kinda sucky... Im officially a 7 month pregnant cunt bitch because I decided I wanted to be comfortable during my sleep. Not that I got much sleep anyways since I was up with my nephew all night. I swear Ill never ask for help again. Not that my significant other should feel even the slightest bit of sympathy and offer a hand. Im just the laziest person in the world that doesnt do shit for herself. So i called it off... Im done feeling like shit just cause a man thinks he has the upper hand on me. I might be pregnant with his kid, but that does not mean I have to be trapped by him or the relationship. So fuck it... its over. Im better off. Ive already stressed enough over him. De
Somebody Help Meee Please. I Have A Bouncer On My Back... (linda Made This, I Love It)
And he keeps asking for my ID. He should know my ID by now. He has seen it so many times this morning. This is becoming sickening very fast. I know it is for all of you as well. He stole my ID the last time I showed it to him. Somebody help!!! There's an ass in every crowd... And I can be it. hehehe ~Just Meee~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~@ fubar
Narco Dollars
The Real Deal: " We Have Met the Enemy and It is Us" Friday, 1 March 2002, 12:06 pm Column: Catherine Austin Fitts Narco-Dollars For Dummies (Part 12) How The Money Works In The Illicit Drug Trade Part 11 in a 13 Part Series By Catherine Austin Fitts First published in the Narco News Bulletin EARLIER PARTS TO THIS SERIAL... Part 1 - Narco Dollars For Dummies Part 2 - Sam & Dave Do White Substances Part 3 - The Ultimate New Business Cold Call Part 4 - On Your Map Part 5 - Getting Out of Narco Dollars HQ Part 6 - Georgie And West Philadelphia Part 7 - Dow Jones Up, Solari Index Down Part 8 - Fast Food Franchise Pop Part 9 - At the Heart of the Double Bind Part 10 - Drugs as Currency Part 11 - In Defense of American Drug Lords SEARCH NZ JOBS Search Businesses on FindA Check YOUR SALARY Level MORTGAGE Calculators HOTEL DEALS on Scoop Search New & Used CARS FLIGHT DEALS on Scoop ****** The Pogo Problem: We Have Met the Enemy
What Was I Thinking
Love grows in me like a tumor,parasites bent on devouring its host.I'm developing my sense of humor,till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth,till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,maybe I'll be the lucky one that doesnt get burned.What the fuck was I thinking?Love plows through me like a dozer,I've got more give than a bale of hay,and there's always a big mess left over.What did you do?What did you say?Skillet on the stove is such a temptation,maybe I'll be the special one that doesnt get burned.What the fuck was I thinking?Love tears me up like a demon.Opens the wounds and fills them with lead,and I'm having some trouble just breathing.If we werent such good friends I think that I'd hate you.If we weren't such good friends I'd wish you were deadOh it's so embarrasingI'm this awkward and uncomprable thing,and I'm running out of places to hide
Forehead Salutes
ok i am trying something new for peeps on here ,called forehead salutes .I am making them free to friends and 1500 fubucks to fans and non friends or fans (sorry not trying to be mean ).If you want one lemme know in my inbox (or if you see i am on shout at me ) and lemme know if you want a real one or photo shopped one (photo shopped ones are in my forehead salute folder and include your screename on my forehead (photoshopped).The way i do them is i make them ,then upload them ,then let you see if you like it then i will make it available to be ripped to your page (after i receive the fubucks for fans and non friends or fans )and then i will keep an original copy of it either in the folder or on my computer .I hope you all enjoy this as it is very fun for me to make them for ppl :D
Chapter 4
I do not know how long I slept, before feeling warm water upon my body. Then as I began to awaken, I felt agonizing pain shooting through my body, as the metal, which had been biting into my flesh for many hours, was removed. The feeling of blood returning to these parts of my body was almost more then I cold bear, the returning blood caused my nipples and clit to ache and throb. A moan of relief left my lips as the pain started to subside. "Masters little pet is starting to wake up." I could hear the girl's voice but could not see her, for my blindfold was still in place. I could feel two sets of hands upon my body washing me. "Who is there, I can feel your hands but can not see you." There was no response to my question, only the warm water washing my body. I could feel their hands running over my breasts teasing my nipples as they continued to wash my body. Then I felt a hand between my legs washing my slit, the sensations were to much for me to bear I started to moan tryin
My Choice
Hey Fu Friends! Please rate my blog! :) My Choice Today I have a choice As I walk down lifes road To cast my burdens aside And lighten up my load. I will not allow lifes challenges To affect me in a negative way This I ask of you also To be a positive force today. Make the choice with me For the days they go so swiftly And pass the spark of hope Because opportunity passes quickly. Copyright07BEG
Help Aaron Please (not Fubar Related)
A friend of mine in Florida has a son. Her son's name is Aaron and he is a hero! He has started his own organization to help free the children of the world from parasitic worms that invade their poor little bodies from incomprehensible living conditions. He was recently invited to show CNN his story and they have decided to have him as a finalist in CNN Hero's. If he wins, his organization will recieve $25,000 towards helping his cause. You can visit the voting page at the link below as well as take a look at his video. The video explains what it is that he does and what his mission is. All he needs to win is a vote! One second from each of our lives to place a check mark next to his name at the voting page. There is no limit on votes, how many you can place or how many per day or anything, so if you feel like sitting there and giving him a HUGE FUBAR vote bomb, I am sure he and "his kids" would truly appreciate the effort. Please people spread the word about this. It is a v
From A Child's Eyes
From a child's eyes i have seen the pain I have wiped away the tears that fell from your eyes. But i cant change what has happened. From a child's eyes i see that they are hurting and i cant stop the pain. I cant stop the tears from falling. Your little heart has been broken from someone that was dear to you someone who you looked up to. Some one mommy thought she could trust. From a child's eyes i wonder what i could have done to prevent you lives from being turned inside out. From a child's eyes. I wonder why. The angels are guiding you tonight while you sleep keeping those painful memories away. From my eyes I see the most precious children, but i see the anger the hurt, i see the way things use to be, and wonder will it ever be that way again. From a child's eyes.
Who Knows Me Best????????
who knows me the besttt?! the race in onnn! fill it out post it in a comment here! ohh yeahhh be honesttt. pleaseee and thanksss. (: ready, set, GO! My full name: Summarize me in one sentence: Where did we meet: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Do I do drugs: Am I single: Am I a good person? What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Who do I like: Am I funny: Have you ever made me smile... if so when: What's my favorite type of music: What's my favorite song: Can I sing: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a bad guy or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Have you ever hugged me: Kissed me: Have you ever hung out with me: What is my favorite food: Am I a good cook: Who is my
Love Is.........
This is really cute.... "A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 ------------------------------------
I went to my fathers grave today, like I try to do every year on November 11th. Its been 18 years since hes passed and today I felt exactly like I did 18 years ago like a young, lost boy that just realized that superman was dead. I think back over my life and all I can do is hope that in someway my father is proud of me. Im not as successful as he had hoped. To be honest, I dont think I ever could have been as successful as he wanted me to be. He was a mechanic. He fixed things. He made lumps of metal have meaning and purpose and he made me promises him that Id never do that for a living. He wanted me to be a thinker to not have to rely on my hands to provide for my family. The last couple years Ive looked at myself and realized that I do the same thing. I fix computers, printers, and ATM machines. They all have moving parts and they all can become useless lumps of metal and plastic. Its very satisfying to take something broken and make it work. I understand
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 15,2007 You may be tempted to let your mind drift off into fantasy or daydreams, but it's important that you stay grounded. Someone close is going to need your undivided attention for a little while.
Fu Marriage
so i did it, i got fu married to the greatest guy ever........come by and give congrats to both of are greatly
I can't take it anymore. The pain, the suffering, the frustration is all too much. My world is cold and dark, as the ocean abyss, the trenches of my soul. My strength is dwindling. The life I once had is no longer my own. I fear one day it will all be over, too quick, too soon. When the world ends, everything is gone, and none of this matters.
My Sam.i Miss U
this suxx.cause i miss sam. where is he?damn! i miss u. ugh.hope to see u tom. take care olweis.. sammy.sam.sam. trishie ♥♥
My Friend Mikadragon Pls Welcome
please help me in wlcomeing my very dear freind 'mikadragon'..she is the best she is a very wonderful person mikadragon@ fubar
Need Your Help!!!
CUTESMILEY1 NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 174,601 points = GodMother. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. Cutesmily1@ fubar REPOST PLZ. THANKS IN ADVANCE. pimpout has been brought to you by: CANADIAN - NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!!!!@ fubar
Love Not Easy On The Internet - Nicholas Gordon
Love's not easy on the Internet. Words alone can be misunderstood. Love needs eyes and lips and hands to let The hurt rest easy when the joy feels good. Lovers can't reach through the opaque screen To underscore a message with their arms, To say with touch exactly what they mean Or give the light caress that anger calms. Instead, they must rely on faith and trust, Loving patiently a fleshless soul, Taking words for kisses 'cause they must, With full communion their elusive goal. Be patient, love, and someday soon you'll see My body tell you what you mean to me.
Do Your Part, Please Your Contributions Make a Difference Private gifts. Public good. The National Marrow Donor Program (NMDP) is dedicated to making sure every patient has the best possible chance to receive the life-saving transplant he or she needs. Working together We work with individuals, corporations, foundations and organizations to improve access to treatment by: * Providing financial assistance to patients in need * Conducting community and nationwide drives to add donors to our Registry * Sponsoring research initiatives to improve transplant survival rates With your help With your help, more patients can access the treatment they so desperately need. * Make a contribution to support our life-changing work. The Marrow Foundation The Marrow Foundation serves the NMDP by providing opportunities for individuals, corporations, foundations and organizations to financially support our work. * Learn more about The Marrow Fo
America: Freedom To Fascism Wiki America: Freedom to Fascism (also America: From Freedom to Fascism or (per the title card) America: Freedom to Fascism Volume One) is a 2006 film by Aaron Russo. It was exhibited in theaters in select U.S. cities.[1] This documentary covers many subjects, including: the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), the income tax, the Federal Reserve System, national ID cards (REAL ID Act), human-implanted RFID tags (Spychips), Diebold electronic voting machines,[2] globalization, Big Brother, taser weapons abuse,[3] and the alleged use of terrorism by government as a means to diminish the citizens' rights. Some of the premises of the film include: * The Federal Reserve banking system is unconstitutional and has maxed out the national debt and bankrupted the United States government. * Federal income taxes were imposed in response to, or as part of, the plan implementing the Federal Reserve System. * Federal incom
Life Of Music
so you open up whatever type of music player you have and put it on random or shuffle, and go in order... its pretty self explainitory... here is mine!!! Opening Credits: Gossip Folk Missy Elliott Waking Up: Dont Do Me Like That Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers First day of School: Come Sail Away Styx Falling in Loving: Somewhere Over The Rainbow cover by Yellowcard Fight Song: All The Small Things Blink 182 Breaking Up: Its All Coming Back To Me Now Celion Dion Prom: Are You Gonna Be My Girl Jet Life: Me So Horny 2 Live Crew Mental Breakdown: Get Me Outta Here Jet Driving: Bubble Sean Paul Flashback: calm Before The Storm Fallout Boy Wedding: Basketcase Greenday Birth Of a Child: Rain Man Eminem Final Battle: So Long Friend Gym Class Heros Death Scene: Ways and Means Snow Patrol Funeral Song: The Chicken Dance Ray Castoldi End Credit: Grind Wit Me Pretty Ricky
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Frank Darabont, New O&a Videos, Free Ring Tone Monday, Povember Continues, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Brrrr!! It's a chilly-ass Monday in the New York area, but the Opie and Anthony Show is alive, kicking, and broadcasting! We have Frank Darabont coming in to talk about his new film The Mist. Is your Paltalk turned on? It SHOULD BE. Why? Because you never know what's going to happen LIVE on the Opie and Anthony Show. Is someone going to get naked? Is someone going to get an ass-kicking? Will there be a naked Penthouse Pet in studio? Anything is possible, and it could happen at the drop of a hat, because sometimes WE don't even know. Turn on Your Paltalk NOW! NEW Opie and Anthony Videos: Thanks to our own Sam, we have new video of one of those spur-of-the-moment bits online featuring the one and only Stalker Patti: Stalker Patti Thinks She's High - Part 1 Stalker Patti Thinks She's High - Part 2 Stalker Patti Thinks She's High - Part 3 It's Free Ring Tone Monday, so there's a new bat
Happy Thanksgiving
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Going To Be Gone Awhile
Hey Everyone. Don't know how often I'm going to be able to get on for awhile. My dad was in an accident last night. He wrecked practicing for the Snow Ball Derby race that's held next month. He broke his left leg and we found out tonight that he will not have to have surgery. So, that's the good part. He has to go back in for more test on his chest and his head. I also had a friend who was in a wreck last night as well. He isn't doing so well. As of right now, he's still in the ICU and heavily sedated. He has surgery to repair his aorta last night and he's having surgery on his arm tomorrow. If things don't get any better, he'll be having surgery on Thursday as well on his kidney. They are still not sure if he's going to make it or not and if he does there is no telling what shape he'll be in. So, I'll be in and out for awhile! Talk to you guys soon!
Need A Light? :p This Is Kewl
My Windows
My Windows My windows are clouded, My windows are stained, My windows are shrouded, My windows are chained. I peer out my windows, but can not see. My windows are withholding that view from me. I wipe and I swipe and try to clear my view, My windows keep me from peering at you. I sit and I ponder the dilemma at hand, Why won't my windows let me see on demand. I hear a small voice that says, "Back up a pace". There was the answer staring me in the face. Eyes are the windows to the soul, they be. You must step away to truly see My eyes are not clouded, My eyes are not stained, My ares are not shrouded, My eyes are not chained. I took a step back and could clearly see. The thing blocking my sight was nothing, but me. An original work by Tess AKA: TygerLily Copyright 2005
Man Sized Sea Scorpion Claw Found
The immense fossilised claw of a 2.5m-long (8ft) sea scorpion has been described by European researchers. The 390-million-year-old specimen was found in a German quarry, the journal Biology Letters reports. The creature, which has been named Jaekelopterus rhenaniae, would have paddled in a river or swamp. The size of the beast suggests that spiders, insects, crabs and similar creatures were much larger in the past than previously thought, the team says. The claw itself measures 46cm - indicating its owner would have been longer even than the average-sized human. Overall, it exceeds the record for any other sea scorpion (eurypterid) find by nearly 50cm. The eurypterids are believed to be the extinct aquatic ancestors of modern land scorpions and possibly all arachnids (the class of animals that also includes spiders). "The biggest scorpion today is nearly 30cm so that shows you how big this creature was," said Dr Simon Braddy from the University of Bristol, UK. It was one of Dr Braddy's
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garba ge first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my
Empty Chairs 2
As I pack for my trip home, I was kinda reflecting on last years blog, and sighing a bit at how much has happenned but how little has changed. Altho, I will encounter old chums still drudging around the nieghborhood, and know that I am fathoms more successful than 95% of my hometown, I will still come away wondering if I have filled my potential, as they all will have imagined more from me, because of my history there. At the same time, I will enjoy the repreive of being there, the rat race of my everyday life evaporating for a few days, and wrapping myself in the calm warmth and simplicity that my family so effortlessly makes me feel. But many of the old ghosts of my disposition still haunt and are highlighed by being around those that I cannot hide them from. (this will make sense in last years blog) But I will try to soak up the soul searching and its benefits of clarity. My brother and I are going to fry a turkey at my moms new house, a
Really, sweetheart...i see you looking at my page several times a day. if you have a question...just ask. If you'd like to see the pics of he and i, i'll be more than happy to show you, i already showed his wife. But if you are just going to lurk around to see what he's saying to me...that's just rude. if you're going to spend that much damn time on my page, at least rate something. If not, stop eavesdropping. Are you five? Are you so insecure that you have to check up on him? lol...i hate to break it to ya, he's not yours. he's not mine. he belongs to someone else that he's probably never going to leave. So grow up. Stop sneaking around. Just ask.
Dark Energy May Mean The End Of The Universe
Astronomers may have unwittingly hastened the end of the Universe by simply looking at it, according to a theory reported in next Saturday's New Scientist. The novel idea is being aired by two US physicists, who attack the notion that the Universe, believed to have been created in the "Big Bang" some 13.7 billion years ago, will go on, well, forever. In fact, the poor old cosmos is in a rather delicate state, they say. Until recently, a common idea was that the energy unleashed in the Big Bang happened when a "false vacuum" - a bubble of high energy with repulsive gravity - broke down into a safe, zero-energy "ordinary" vacuum. But recent evidence has emerged that places a cosmic question-mark over this cosy thought. For one thing, cosmologists have discovered that the Universe is still expanding. And, they believe, a strange, yet-to-be-detected form of energy called dark energy pervades the Universe, which would explain why the sum of all the visible sources of energy fall way short o
Dear Everbody
dear everybody please pray for my cat itty kitty because he is sick with kidney disease and heart murmur and right now he is in the hospital and they are taking care of him and figuring out what is wrong with him and why this happened so please pray that he gets better since he is my buddy and I'm his after all when he only saw me he come down and when we went to get him from the vet to the hospital and knew that i was there he only was calm
Turkeys :)
Even though I am in Iraq this thanksgiiving. I have so much to actually be thankful for. As of to date our unit has not actually lost anyone. I am thankful that each and everyone one of you can enjoy thanksgiving. Be glad that you are able to celebrate with family and friends. I would also like to state that make sure you don't make up excuses why you can't do anything because us over here can't do anything at all which means each day is a day gone by that can't be made up. Enjoy everything you can and everyone you can. Be thankful to be around family and friends which we can't. I personally am thankful that we are here so others can have a life back home. I have missed so many plays, holidays, birthdays, anniversaries including my own, and there is so much more I have missed. Don't worry bout money because money doesn't bring happiness. Family, Friends, and events mean something. Everyone takes it for granted. I am thankful I have a wife that cares and family and friends
Jingle Bell Cock? Copy & Paste..Funny as hell!
Demons Get Signed !!!
Looks like after a long Wait we finnaly secured some intrest in signing the Band.Death Starr Records is currently drawing up a contract to be signed after our lawyer checks it out.... WTF ??? Southern Doom Metal !!! Inner Demons brought to you by Death Starr Rockers Jeffery Korn, Zakk Hillyard, Chuck Hillyard and James Leopard Terrorizing jax, florida since 2006 Guitarist endoursed by HALO GUITARS ..
War And Truth
Its time to face the truth, the matter of facts sometime in the next few months im goin to iraq ill be leaving her and may never come back sometimes thats what happens to soldiers in iraq ill be going to the sandbox to play and have fun ill be going to the sandbox with cool toys and guns the sandbox plays back so what do i do the trainings gettin tough but im pushing through i make the promise that ill live through its not one i can keep and i know sayin this may hurt some people deep time to face the truth likee i said theres a chance i may end up dead alli can do is hope for the best hope that the bullets stop at the vest hope that my bradley can handle the blast so im not just a memory of everyones past theres a war going on and im trained to fight it im scared for my loved ones and i wont hide it im not afraid of death but what my death will do to you if i dont survive can you still push through if i dont come back im sorry but you need to stay strong always re
What Did The Girl See At The End Of This Song To Change Her Mind?
Jimi Hendrix - Castles Made Of Sand Down the street you can hear her scream "you're a disgrace" As she slams the door in his drunken face, And now he stands outside and all the neighbours start to gossip and drool. He cries "Oh girl, you must be mad, What happened to the sweet love you and me had?" Against the door he leans and starts a scene, And his tears fall and burn the garden green. And so castles made of sand, fall in the sea, eventually. A little Indian brave who before he was ten, played war games in the woods with his Indian friends, and he built a dream that when he grew up, he would be a fearless warrior Indian Chief. Many moons passed and more the dream grew strong, until tomorrow He would sing his first war song, And fight his first battle, but something went wrong, Suprise attack killed him in his sleep that night And so castles made of sand, melts into the sea eventually. There was a young girl, whose heart was a frown, Because she
What A Loser!!!
what kinda loser sends this kind of message just because you "downrate"(his word not mine) a photo? last time i checked a 5 is middle ground. i wish i hadn't deleted his photo comment he left me, that would have been good to post too, he reated me a 1, like i freakin care. lmfao from: Wolfpack97 date: 2007-11-26 11:02:05 subject: Cunt read receipt: No replied: No block user Fuck you....Im a 5? You fucking ugly redneck!
Please Go Rate This Pic, Rates Only Contest For My Friend, Thanks So Much :)
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commerci als ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like . Popcorn
What Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day
What women would do if they had a penis for a day 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. 1. Repeat number 9......
"gods: Greek, Roman Etc."
Various gods such as these figures often represent idealized desires, obstacles, powers, or relationships. The presence of the god figure often comes as a superlative. Some examples of this include: Thor as the most strength, Zeus as the most wisdom, and Eros as the greatest sexual desire. We may either encounter these figures directly or feel ourselves as persons occupying their bodies or adopting their attributes. These experiences show us important features of ourselves as agents of action in the world. We are confronted by these superlatives and are either thwarted by them or become more self-aware in who we need to be in the circumstances and relationships of life. If you are a student of mythology, it may be useful to investigate your dreams for themes of power, problem-solving, and self-awareness.
Bast, Goddess Of Protection And Pleasure
Bast, Egyptian goddess of sensual pleasure, protector of the household, bringer of health, and the guardian saint of firefighters -- she was the original mistress of multi-tasking! Also called Bastet or Basthet, the goddess Bast is widely known today as the "Cat Goddess". Legend has it that, by day, Bast would ride through the sky with her father, the sun god Ra, his boat pulling the sun through the sky. Ever watchful, she protected Ra from his enemies. Thus she became known as the Lady of the East, the Goddess of the Rising Sun, and The Sacred and All-Seeing Eye. But by night, she was a different creature entirely! Bast transformed herself into a cat (renown for its superb night vision) to guard her father from Apep (also known as Apophis), a serpent who was her father's greatest enemy. Ra's priests burned wax models of the snake and wrote his name with green ink, trying to put a "hex" on him -- but to no avail. Finally, with her cat eyes shining in the dark, she managed
I Miss Her Already 11/26/07 R.i.p.
I had a sad day yesterday, when I got the news that my Grandmother had passed away. Our family had the veiwing at my mothers house where both of my Grandparnts live and my love and my respects was all I could give. I sat by her side and as I morn, I held her lifeless hand till it was warm. She was so beutiful on the outside as well as in, o'my gosh I have lost a best frind! The corrners came to take her away and said goodbye and I love you, I know she is happy and out out her pain but I know she loves me too! My sorrows still here and I hurt so much. Remember, the ones you love will not be here forever so live love and respct them always!! I hope I have touched your hearts, Take care Stay safe and C you arond, Thx for taking the time to read, Hugs to all!
Bombing My Contest
i have over to 2000s friends, and none off you seem to be leaveing comments, or boming i help you guys when you need it, why cant you guys help me out.i hate to be like this but payback would be nice TY O SOOO VM denice
Anti-war? Consider This......
This is the most cogent and powerful essay on the threat of Islamic terrorism I have seen. Dr. Vernon Chong. It is without a doubt the most articulate and convincing writing I have read regarding the War in Iraq. If you have any doubts please open your mind to his essay and give it a fair evaluation. It's also eerily applicable to other current issues such as Iran's nuclear program, immigration, NAFTA's impact on American jobs, trade deficits, etc.. I had no idea who Dr. Chong is, or the source of these thoughts, so when I received them I almost deleted them, as well- written as they are. But then I did a Google search on the Doctor and found him to be a retired Air Force surgeon and past commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio. If you would like to see who this fellow is, go to this Air Force web site and look him up: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: Muslims, terrorists and
Our Freaking Local Cable Company
the nfl sent them a letter and we wont be getting the damn game. but the counties around us will be. that is the dallas-packers game. this really blows
Please Rate My Contest Pic If Ya Like Me Or If Ya Love Me....hell....even If Ya Don't Really Know Me!!
Hey hey everyone....I have a HUGE favor to ask of you all.....will you please click the pic below and come to rate it for me? I have entered into a contest for tattoos and the tattoo that I have entered is the one that I got as a memorial for my husband..........I need 500 rates so if I could ask for just a little help from my friends I would be forever grateful. Also would you mind maybe pimping it to your friends as well in the form of a bulletin? I will be forever in your debt!!! hugs and kisses Pierced
I Made It
well i made it though my birthday. im really surpised i did. it was a hell of a day though, but by the end it wasnt so bad which i was happy about that. so anyway just thought that you all needed to know that i made it through. laters
What The Hell Does It Mean
so im sitting there last night and got the strangest anology ever.. what does it mean when someone says your their kryptonite? do i look like a superman fan? thats the most confusing thing ive ever heard..
Seven Souls
The essence of who we are comes with wisdom. Wisdom unlocks our limitless potential. We seek inspiration in our life. Our search takes us down paths that lead to wisdom. Knowledge and self-reflection revel our true selves. Self-reflection leads to understanding our life's journey. The journey strengthens and validates us. We gain power to create our own inspiration and to honor it. This is our Seven Souls...
I Am No Where Near An Upper Class Snob What A Joke
Mark What You Have: [x] Mother [x]Father [x] Step-Father [] Step-Mother [] Step-Sister [x] Step Brother [x] Brother [x] Brother In Law [x] Sister [x] Sister In Law [x] Half sister [x] Half brother [x] Nephew [x] Niece [] Boyfriend [] Girlfriend [x] Mobile phone [x] Own bathroom [x] Own Room [] have a Swimming pool [] Hot tub []Guest room [x] Living Room [x] Computer [x] TV Total so far: 18 [x] Full size or bigger bed [x] More than 8 pairs of shoes [x] Sunglasses [x] Watch [x] MP3 Player/iPod [] PS3 or PS2 that works [] Xbox that works [] PSP that works [x] Gameboy/ Advance ( im a nerd) haha [] Gamecube [] Wii [] Laptop Total so far: 24 [] basketball hoop [] Air hockey table [] Pool table [] Ping pong table [] Foosball table Total so far: 24 [x] Nightstand [x] Stereo in bedroom [x]DVD player in your bedroom total so far: 27 [] Goes shopping at least once a week [] Expensive cologne/perfume [x] AIM/MSN [x] Camera on pho
Bad Review
So, I see that lieing on here makes you more friends and thats why we have private sections? Shit I find it funny that people hide there nudies. The fam I understand gotta think about the kids, but titties ass and pussy can be found everywhere else. Maybe you just happen to have assets folks want to see, ok I understand the whole sit up and beg too! Now you hate my rating, fine rate me down. It just shows no matter what I got your attention and interested you enough to come and see me. So in the end I get the last laugh, because when all profile checking out is done you came to me in the END! CHEERS MATEY!
The Quest Of Life
Conformities lost tresses of timeless trials, Taught to believe in buried treasure, Raised on restitution and covetous dreams, Bridled and bitted, lead on our way, Conscious will slowly taken to pasture, Eat from the fruits of others failure, Grow fat; grow old and somewhat content, Blinded to the torches of life's true intent, Never climbing always falling, Lost in aurora's light of denial, Where up is down wrong becomes right, Needless becomes wanted.
Jolly Snowman Bread
Invite your kids to shape this classic white bread dough into snowmen. When the snowmen are baked, the kids can tie on ribbon scarves and present their edible sculptures to teachers and friends. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 2 tablespoons brown sugar 5 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons salt 1/2 cup warm water 1 1/4-ounce package active dry yeast pinch of sugar 1 1/2 cups warm milk 4 tablespoons softened butter raisins dried apricots gumdrops 1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the flour, brown sugar, and salt. Set aside. 2. Pour the warm water (bathwater temperature, or around 100 F) into a large bowl and sprinkle in the yeast and a pinch of sugar. Stir and let the mix sit for 5 minutes, until bubbles begin to appear. 3. Stir in the warm milk, butter, and 2 cups of the dry ingredients. Stir in the remaining dry ingredients 1 cup at a time, mixing until the dough is stiff. 4. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured countertop and knead for 5 to 10 minutes o
Every Night
had alot of nights... i cried myself to sleep
I'm entering a "Sexiest Eyes" contest. It doesnt start until saturday night so i wont give out any more information until then. All i need from you guys right now is to tell me which picture you think i should enter into the contest. Just go through my pics and message me the link to the one you like the best. I have my 2 favorite but i just wanna see what everyone else thinks. TY! *kisses*
What Was Happening The Year You Were Born? Check It Out!!
Check this out then send to all your friends... Click on the year you were born and read the news for that year. (copy and paste the year that you were born in and see what was happening that year) _1900_ ( ) _1901_ ( ) _1902_ ( ) _1903_ ( ) _1904_ ( ) _1905_ ( ) _1906_ ( http://www.infopleas ) _1907_ ( _1908_ ( ) _1909_ ( ) _1910_ ( http://www.infoplea/ /year/910.html ) _1911_ ( ) _1912_ ( ) _1913_ ( ) _1914_ (
Life Without Love
Hey there people! I haven't written in a while and am probably a little rusty when it comes to blogs that aren't a bitch session. I am sitting here just thinking about what life without love would be like.It is just something I can not imagine being without.There are so many forms of love out there that I can't even begin to keep up with them all, much less understand them all.Though if they disappeared I would probably feel lost without them. There is so many forms of love, be it family, friends or just a good time.They enrich our lives. They make life something worth living.Worth enjoying. Giving us something to respect, to look foward to, even to the point of embarassment at times. It is worth it though.It is something that I,personally, couldn't live without. Little things like the love of good food, is something happy,but the love of our children or the love towards our parents is a very special thing that should never be forgotten or misused. I just cannot imagine a w
Best Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds as
Our Fate
Use me like the whore that I am Control me just cause you know that you can Every emotion so cold and fake The shards peirce making my body shake There is nothing behind your eyes A blank stare into the sky Trapped in a whirlwind of Love and hate This seems like our erternal fate The only reality is my solitude Alone in my thoughts I see our prelude Did I expect this tragedy Now I search for a remedy But your company is my only relief Even if short and brief I want to hold you in my arms In a moment protected by all that harms This is just a fantasy Soon you will forget me Our parting is long overdue Time to start fresh and new You walk left I walk right Your silhouette still in sight We said our goodbyes Time for our lives to be revised
Everything She Wants
For Inspiration
For Inspiration... If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man Before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a Bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of
Check Your Health Plan‏
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. Minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked, he says, 'My God, what are you doing?' to which she replies, 'We have to vacate the sperm from your system in order to have a clean procedure.' Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task. The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready. To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job. The first man says, 'Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?' The nurse says, 'That, sir, is the difference between an HMO and Blue Cross.'
My Writing
BEAUTIFUL DREAM It was all a beautiful dream But now its a nightmare And all i can do is scream Who was I to think That you could survive all my bullshit? So if it's over why do you keep me chomping at the bit? It's all my fault for allowing the fairytale to continue I know your just not on the menu I know its more than money It's in your voice when you call me honey I'll never be your wife or have our family I knew better to entertain the thought Now, just look at how much our togetherness has brought. How long before you decide thats enough? Don't worry for me I'll survive I'm tough They say good things never last And I'm sure I'll say the same When I think of you and our past Written 2007 Christina Tags: | Edit Tags
Mayweather Vs. Hatton
Written By: Music Recording Artist & Former Top Welterweight Boxer from Philly: VITTO Taking early odds on the Joe Calzaghe vs. Bernard Hopkins fight.... Line em up and lay down your dough. I'm pickin one of the top 3 pound for pound fighters in the world, Joe Calzaghe. If Calzaghe ca muster up the same effert he did when he totally destroyed Jeff Lacy, he will rip the old man Hopkins to shreds. I have not seen a man get so totally dominated for every single round as I did when Calzaghe crushed Lacy since Larry Holmes played taps and dismantelled Tex Randal Cobb's face. Calzaghe would have done a similar distruction act on Kessler if not for 2 things. 1. Kessler is a better fighter than Lacy and it is very possible that at age 35 and almost 36, Joe Calzaghe's best fights are behind him now. What a shame this is. Calzaghe should have come and faught in the U.S.A. and made his mark here about 10 years ago. if he did, he would have been a household
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Look......i'm An Elf
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Her Forgotten Fall ( My Lil Sis Wrote This)
A love like winter frozen and cold, a love like summer so warm and it shows. He hit her and beat her, she fell to the ground, there love was as frozen as if winters around. She wishes to find a love that seems like fall, so perfect and clean it fits right between. Summer so hot and winter so cold, the fall breez is solf and wont ever unfold. So far now her heart is an icebox, so frozen and cracked, will her fall breeze return? will it ever come back? She weeps as much as a raint fall on an april day, and her pain grows like the flowers that bloom in may. But as she fell and gave up a figure apeard and returned her loss breath. His touch was as warm as a sunrise in august, and his kiss was as full as the month of octobers great harvest. Her fall had returned once again, no more snow or the feeling of her heart so cold and frozen. The breeze in the air and the leaves falling down, reminded her that finaly..fall was around?
Sts-122 Atlantis Tanking Underway. Eco Sensors Coming Online.
STS-122 Atlantis Tanking Underway. ECO Sensors are coming online. Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Dec. 9 - 6:52 a.m. EST All four of Atlantis' ECO sensors have to work for launch to proceed. Until now, only three good sensors were required. A new instrumentation system for monitoring these Sensors also has to check out well. What's more, NASA has shrunk its launch window from five minutes to a single minute for added safety. 6:57 a.m. LH2 ECO sensor #3 has failed. According to the new launch criteria, this is a terminal launch violation. NASA will continue the fueling process for the shuttle Atlantis external tank, with troubleshooting on tap to study a fuel tank sensor glitch similar to that which prevented launch last week. So far, an official scrub today has not been declared, said NASA commentator George Diller. Before we offi
The 12 Pains Of Christmas (video Song)
i had yet another dream that i was pregnant lol, i dont even have sex. also i was going up over 1000 floors in an elevator, and yes i was freaking out. oh this part isnt a dream, its kind of humorous all the men who claim to love me lol, cyber isnt real, you can love me as a person but dont claim to be in love with me, although i am loveable lol anyway thanks for reading
Sad Surprise
I had been so excited to see you, it had been so very long. I thought it would be nice to surprise you, But I learned how much I was wrong. I was going to knock on your door, but I used my key instead. As I got to your room, I fell to the floor, when I saw you with her in your bed. That day when I left your home I ran away so fast. God how I felt so alone, I had thought we were going to last. You insisted on ringing the doorbell, but you are not who I want to see. You already have sent my heart into hell, so why can't you just let me be. What you have done to me has left me in such great pain. My friends say I act crazy, and I feel like I'm going insane. I cannot see how you could lie, and how you could ever stray. But when I told you goodbye I meant what I said that day.
Dec 10
December 10, 2007 Quote of the Day "Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit." e. e. cummings
Coconut Cake With Fluffy Icing
INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup fresh lemon juice 2 tablespoons plus 2 teaspoons cornstarch 1 1/2 cups sugar 8 egg yolks 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter, cut into 8 pieces Grated zest of 2 lemons Pinch of salt 3 cups cake flour (not self-rising) 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 2 cups sugar 16 tablespoons (2 sticks) butter, softened 4 eggs, at room temperature, separated 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup well-stirred canned unsweetened coconut milk 1 1/2 cups sugar 2 egg whites, at room temperature 2 teaspoons corn syrup 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 (17-ounce) bag shredded sweetened coconut (2 2/3 cups) In a heavy-bottomed medium saucepan, combine lemon juice and 1/2 cup water. Add cornstarch, and whisk to dissolve. Add sugar, egg yolks, butter, lemon zest and salt. Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly, until mixture comes to a simmer. Reduce heat to low and whisk 1 minute. Strain through a coarse sieve into a medium bowl.
Whats Up With The Crap
ok this been on my mind all fucking day. and the more i think about it the madder i get about it. i can talk sing and worship anything other then christmas and jesus in our public school. ok fyi for u specail few separation of church and state isnt meaning that u cant worship there it means the church is not allowed to control the govt. do u realise everything to do with chrustmas has been removed from the school only thing left is the two weeks that is now called the holidays. with no mention iof christmas, or god. but they do mention quansa and every other damn religious belief but christmas and god himself. ok dont get me wrong im no a bible thunper but if we r to have a choice in matters why not in what our kids learn from other cultures since theyve made sure they dont learn ours???? last i looked the dollar bill said in god we trust not budda or alliah. i dont celebrate quansa or anything else but christmas. but hey u can say happy honika in school and if i say merry christmas im
I Have Come To The Conclusion...
Making hats, then selling them online, is a fantastic idea. I have also come to the realization that... My Me-maw is amazing, she has taught me all of my incredible talents. She also gave me 20 un-used skeins of yarn, in various colours that she decided she didn't need. Soooo...... Hats A-hoy! Now I'm attempting to draw "Captain Crochet Hook" He's going to be awesome.
Candles burning sheets turned down anticipation abounds. Time passes slowly quiet as a mouse stars falling earth standing still. Waiting eternally waiting suspense filled evening. The phone rings You say my name come get me I am here. Passion explodes excitement is in the air soon you will be here. Candles burning low Sheets thrown down Passion spent Lone Wolf's in town.
Lover's Dance
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's k
Roaming Deep In The Woods
Roaming Deep in the Woods (Bi-Guys) I was out walking through the woods one late fall afternoon, when I came up on a campsite. It was a group of guys, from out of state, doing some hunting. Not having any luck that day, they all came back to camp early. They invited me to sit and have some for coffee. As we are sitting around the fire chatting, they tell me the eight of them, are high school buddies, who meet up once a year. They take turns picking the place, a different place every year. It gives them time away from the wives and families. So, even on slow days, they still can sit back and relax. Sometimes they find a place near a lake, for some fishing too. I was a warm afternoon, so some of them were just wearing shorts and t-shirts. After an hour or so, I notice that one of the guys has the head of his cock peaking out the leg of his shorts. It looks huge, I can't seem to look away. He catches me staring and grins. He gets up and walks over to where I am s
Darkness settles in my veins,will i ever be the same,i crawl on the floor,searching for more,i feel wetness on my face,my kiss salt tis what its laced,the pounding in my head,the yearning to just be dead,the lights dim in my sight,wishing hoping for some light,the evil invades my space,i want to vanish without a trace,i wanted a love evermore,but i see my heart broken bleeding and tore,i kneel here bent and broke,tears staining what i wrote,the scars inside,seeing him and all that he had lied,the burning yearning to belong,now the sweet need to be gone,i rest my head on the floor,while my heart bleeds nevermore nevermore.......
Secret Of The Number 11
The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 w as carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. Sheer coincidence..? Read on and make up y
Uncharted Streams - By Robert E. Blackwell
Downrater From Bored Section
Here is a downrater and hater from the Bored section..he rated me a '4'. so be careful all he will do it to you too. merlin28_redblade@ fubar
Phone Numbers
> Name: > Number: > Best time to call: > text messaging (yes or no) > phone service: > > > > > > I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. > If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]] > Repost as: Give me your #
When The Moon Hits Your Eye...
COOL Quote: "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." ~ Buddha Bonus Cool Quote: "You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones." ~ Keith Richards Joke of the Week: E-MOONS We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass Bonus Jokes Indian Message To The Moon When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old m
Holy Snap!
I get to see Larry the Cable Guy!!!!!!!!!! Freaking Front ROW!!!!!!!!!!! OMGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! *spazz*
Do You Want To Own Me...
Please Show Some Love.
*BG* -WR Ғ ẈŦ G~ R@ fubar To all friends,fans and family,You all know BIG he is a very special person to me and to too many of you on this site,he is so sad N in too much pain cause of the loss of his father to Cancer,so please go show him some love N sympathy also keep him and his family in your thoughts and prayers. BIG wanted to share this prayer for his father with all of you. GOOD BYE FATHER God saw you getting tired and a cure was not to be so he put his arms around you and whispered, " come to me " with tearful eyes we watched you and saw you pass away although we love you dearly we could not make you stay a golden heart stopped beating hard working hands laid to rest god broke our hearts to prove to us he only takes the best !
Friends My A$$
Friends? Friends. What is a friend? I used to think that a friend was a person, not related to you, that you could count on to be there for you. Someone that is respectful and courteous to your feelings. Someone that understands you, is there when you cried, shares in your happiness and, in turn, shares his/her happiness with you and cries upon your shoulder. I have even had a few friends, here and there, that I thought would show up at my hospital bed if I were sick or injured and, possibly, a few more that would come to my funeral if I died. Until recently, I had even managed to keep in touch with a few from my high school days. But over the past several months, some of my 'friends' have been drifting. Well....maybe drifting isn't the word. More like...slapping me in the face and stabbing me in the back. I've even had a couple of them rip out my heart, crush it into throbbing pulpy mass of quivering tissue, throw it on the ground under the tire of their black Dodge Durango, jump in
I Need You!
My pic is up for comments in a FuBucks give away! Copy and paste the URL into your browser cuz I'm too stupid for html. Come leave me lots and lots of comments because you love me. :) Leave me 50 comments and I'll leave you a profile comment everyday for a month! Leave 100 I'll do that plus rate 100 or all of your photos. Leave even more comments and you'll get all that PLUS be added to my family! There's no naughty pics for family or anything like that... but you get to know that you're one of my favorite FUs! :) Thanks! Please let me know if you've left comments so I can spread the luv! THANKS!!!!
Me Talking About New Years Resolutions
i had a new years resolution last year that didn't keep to...but this years new years resolution is going to be the's to quit smoking(i'm talking about cigarettes)...if anyone reads this and has advice or tips how to quit smoking leave me a comment on this blog please
Debbie Again By Patti
Just Thoughts
As we travl along this road we call life, obstacles are thrown in our path - some small, some large, some even seem unmountable at the time. But, things happen for a reason, at times its hard to see what that reason is. The same as people enter your life for a reason. Today is a gift to put wrong what we did yesterday, so we dont make the same mistakes tomorrow. Whatever we do or say yesterday can never be taken back. Yesterday is History, Today is the future. If you have someone special in your life tell them now, dont wait till tomorrow, as tomorrow never comes "If Tomorrow Never Comes" Sometimes late at night I lie awake and watch her sleeping She's lost in peaceful dreams So I turn out the lights and lay there in the dark And the thought crosses my mind If I never wake up in the morning Would she ever doubt the way I feel About her in my heart If tomorrow never comes Will she know how much I loved her Did I try in every way to show her every day That
Would Your Words Still Be So Harsh?
So your the bully of the school, you love being so tough. Always singling out that one person. Hurting them from the inside out. What if I told you they were dying tomorrow? Would your words still be so harsh? You love speaking to your parents, as if they feel no pain. Like the things you say and do, don't cut them like a knife. What if I told you they wouldn't be around tomorrow? Would your words still be so harsh? You treat your best friend, as if you had so many losing one wouldn't matter. Always telling him what to do, pushing him around. What if I told you tomorrow you would be friendless? Would your words still be so harsh? You love picking on that homeless man, the one that's asking you for help on the corner. Always yelling at him ... telling him he is worthless, Get a job you bum..... that's your favorite line to him. What if I told you that man was God? Would your words still be so harsh?
Teaching Politeness
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young Lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...
My Naughty Blog
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Ok So I Had A Good Nap
slept well for a cpl hours, now im up again.......... I'll be glad when I get back to something resembling a sleep schedule again :|
hopefully you'll all in enjoy this one I wrote: A Childs eyes Thru the eyes of a small child There is no difference between color or race What they see is mearly a warm smiling face Can not a world learn of this amazing grace Young simply follow what we vow to teach Living happy joyful lifes on what we vow to preach Posiply we are the souls now ment to take hold So look to the eyes of a child Or just the lovely world they behold. Jerome T Ochs
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I get sick and tierd of working for or around stupid people. The ones who stand over your sholder and look at every thing your doing, as if you have no idea what you are doing. They try to giued you in there obscure way, and when you tell them i got it, they say the same thing over and over agin. I wish i could tell them to shut the F@#K UP, I'm not a dumb A$$, Dumb A$$. Sorry i thought I would just go ahead and get that one out of the way ;-)
Friends, And What I've Noticed.
I've noticed that on fubar there are alot of girls showing their "cleavage". I on the other hand refuse to take pictures that mak me look like a slut. And as far as friends, I've noticed that alot of people don't like the choices I make.=] I could give two shits less who does. HAHA. I am an adult and act like one too. Just because you have a fuckin kid and no life doesn't mean you can drag me down with you. you know who I am talking about. Get a real life. Take your kid places do shit with him and don't stay at home all the damn time.
Update! Update! Update! :p
Hi y'all! An update on the progress of my heart transplant... Well, the last update was in July. Lots has happened since then. I received FANTABULOUS news in October! I was so excited that I didn't want to share it! I wanted to hold it close to my heart (no pun intended) and keep it for myself a while. The news: I've been moved from Zone 2 to Zone 7 (see what the zones are at the bottom)! YIPPPEEEE!!! So what does that mean? It means that I will continue to take the medicine and follow the strict diet for the rest of my life. I was told that this means I will NOT have to have a heart transplantation! WOOT! WOOT! Of course, if my heart worsens or my condition changes (for the worse) then I will be moved back to the top of the waiting list...but I'm only thinking positive thoughts...believing that nothing will change for the worse. My heart has responded remarkably well to the drugs and therapy! It's incredible how quickly I bounced back...seems like the brink of death! Te
A Dockside Xmas Carol
*To the tune of "Deck the Halls"* 'Tis the reason to ride trolleys, All the way to work, and back again. Boss forgives me all my follies, Even though he hates how young I am. Have to report, every morning, Even if I don't work that day. Deprivation, lack of sleep, my insanity is near complete. I'm the one who puts steel together, With some CO2 and electric arc. Sometimes, there is no joy greater, Than to feel burn of red hot sparks. There no white spots in my shower, From all the soot that I washed off. Grinding dust makes big black boogers, And my skin will ne'er again be soft! Merry Xmas, all!!! -Arthur
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~*~ Angel ~*~
She was the one, who waited for me, She waited for me at the edge of the sea, Her skin was as white as snow, And it shined as she waited, for me to show, Her hair was dark as night, And I smiled as I saw her in my sight, She was the one from my mind, She was the one I came to find, She was an angel sent from above, She was the one that I could love. She smiled and reached out to my hand, Her feet making no mark on the golden sand, She seemed to flicker at first glance, But she was real and she asked me to dance, We danced hand in hand until the setting sun, She taught me all about love and gratitude and fun, My hand stroked her midnight hair, She was for all time, my maiden fair, We lay in the sand and stared at the stars in the sky, But as morning approached she had to say goodbye, I was the one that waited for her, Cloaked in mist and wrapped in fur, I was a werewolf born from the night, She was an angel born from the light, She had to go, she had to leave, B
~*~ Love Of Sin ~*~
Miles of dust stir before the glowing light, Stars fall from the sky of the blackened night, Angels fly above the heads of the blessed, Hovering over every spot that has been by you caressed. The angels float about night, morning and after day, Singing songs that fade and drift away, Their wings unfold and carry you into their world, Away from twisted trees and leaves that are furled, They came in their numbers to see you, The one that captured there hearts, my heart too, They gave you gifts which you rejected, And made fun of the God they elected. They saw it your true color, underneath your skin, And thought you impure wrapped in sin, They threw you away like an empty shell, Where I caught you and took you to hell, You know live surrounded by the angels fears, And wash with the forgotten angels tears, You, and your sin stole my still heart, I fell in love with you and it tore me apart, You looked at me and made me whole, And because of this, I see it fit to stea
Another Downrater
the fucker is new and gave my pic a 1.... damn and its christmas time and ppl still cant be nice :P. any way protect urself from him, dont waste ur time downrateing him it only gives him pts anyway. here's his link frank da tank@ fubar
Watch Out For Your Photos
apparently at the rate things are going, everything you put up that's funny in any way is going to be flagged. And that means people like me will be forced to go to a site that actually allows some level of humor. For example, this morning, one of my pics, a FAKE picture of a FAKE drug with MISSPELLED profanities was flagged. Wow, anyone need a hobby? So should I just go ahead and put ALL of my funny pics in an NSFW folder and beat them to it?
Live & Learn
People walk in and out of our lives every day. It is those that stay that mean the most, but those that dont are a part of our lives every day after they walk out as well. We learn from every person we meet whether it be good or bad. If you dont think you have learned from the people in your life, either it a brief moment or continuous then look deep inside you and find the scars that some have left and remember the ones that were healed by those probably still in your life. We are all guarded with scars from others and the people that heal the hurt of these scars are the people that you need in your life and will be in your life for eternity. Living with no regrets and learning from everything one does keeps us guarded, but learning when to let someone tend to the wounds left by others makes us prepared to be loved. ~Dream~
Getting Older Funnies
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. "I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown." __________________________ An elderly gentleman... had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit aroun
Merry Christmas To Our Soldiers, Past... Present, & Future.
She called... Blacks, Whites...wait African Americans and Caucasians, Asians, excuse me. Vietnamese, Philippines, Koreans and Jamaicans or Haitians, waitin' Hispanics y'all. Please be patient Mexican, Puerto Ricans, Venezuelan, Cuban, Dominican, Panamanian Democrats I beg your pardon, you partied with the late, great Reagan? Republican, Independent, Christian, Catholic, Methodist, Baptist, 7th Day Adventist, 5 Percenters, Hindu, Sunni Muslim, Brothers and Sisters who never seen the New York city skyline when the twin towers still existed. But still She called. From the bowels of Ground Zero she sent this 911 distress signal. Because She was in desperate need of a hero, and didn't have time to decipher what to call 'em, so she called 'em all Her children. The children of the stars and bars who needed to know nothing more than the fact that she called. The fact that someone attempted to harm us this daughter who covered us all with her loving arms. And now these
You Gotta Be Tough
It's Christmas And I'm Alone
just like tha title say it's fuckin christmas and i'm sittin here pissed off and all fuckin great is that...i wounder how fuckin bad you have to be to not even be invited home for christmas...instead i get to sit here alone on someone else computer and do nothing.........MARRY CHRISTMAS NITA
What I Have:
Fibromyalgia has been studied since the early 1800s and referred to by a variety of former names, including muscular rheumatism and fibrositis.[4] The term fibromyalgia was coined in 1976 to more accurately describe the symptoms, from the Latin fibra (fiber)[5] and the Greek words myo (muscle)[6] and algos (pain).[7] Fibromyalgia was first recognized by the American Medical Association as an illness and a cause of disability in 1987. In an article the same year, in the Journal of the American Medical Association, a physician named Dr. Don Goldenberg called the syndrome Fibromyalgia. [edit] Symptoms The defining symptoms of fibromyalgia are chronic, widespread pain and tenderness to light touch, and usually moderate to severe fatigue. Those affected may also experience heightened sensitivity of the skin (also called allodynia), tingling of the skin (often needle-like), achiness in the muscle tissues, prolonged muscle spasms, weakness in the limbs, and nerve pain. Chronic sleep
Thank You To All Of The Fubar Bouncers
for there christmas gift it was very nice of you all thanks again badass66us
How Can Some Douche That Has Me Blocked Do This??
Ninja Downrater... rated your photo a '1'! Ninja Downrater... rated your photo a '1'! Ninja Downrater... just checked you out! friend ~kit~ updated status: bye hagd!
Survivor, Texas Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read, "I'm gay", "I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait Sucks", "Hillary in 2008", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Our Demo Cover
Please go to the photo page and let us know what you think should be our demo cover. We can't decide, and want our fans to have input... Thanks, BTB
My question is why does a man tell a wowman they love them but still feel the need to talk and send gifts to ex girl friends.Im really confused on this one please let me know your comment alot of friends ask me this so i thought i would ask you.
Down In The Dark - Nirvana
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Dont We All??
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My Christmas
I'm hoping all Fubarians had a good Christmas; I know I sure did. I get $400, an IPod shuffle, a new 17" LCD computer monitor, socks, candles, a robe, a journal, jumper cables for my car, bath/shower stuff, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 on DVD, The Simpsons Movie on DVD, and an amethyst pendant necklace, amongst other things. I'm hoping to get a new processor for my personal computer soon because that's the only thing I'll need for upgrading it.
Blood Tears
For whatever reasons you see me It mustnt be for real You still look past me and refuse to see me I cant control these tears The ones of blood The blood you shed from me Taken ungratefully, unknowingly Those words you spoke, lash at me My very existence Could you see the pain? Lying within me, begging to be unraveled Pain scorched so harshly and unnaturally These tears burn my cheeks Blood staining innocence Not yours but mine My heart is drenched with hate Seeing is believing No longer are you believing in me Still, no vision comes There is a haze over my eyes No longer can I see anything Especially not you Ive changed and you refuse to recognize If only I could see through this mist, maybe you could too Open your eyes, look at my pain See my tears of blood
Its Damn Good To Be Me
For whatever reason I have the renewed joy and beliefs I had prior to my latest..umm...afflictions as of present. I have everything I could honestly want or need currently in my life with out the much annoying existence of those in my life that I have had in the resent months. I am ridding myself of what is unneeded and gathering only what I want and is good to my world. While yes, submission is needed in my life but for once its not my submission that will be warranted. Im a switch and suddenly that prospect is highly amusing me. I know my own worth and there are those in my life who do too. Those who have failed to realize it are ignorant and I cant blame them for that, after all I do make it difficult for most people to like me much less trust me.However I am finding the plotting and planning I have done today amusing beyond measure because I stand to gain far far more than those who have casted me aside, both lovers and foe alike. And they will be the one begging in the end. Im don
My Vagina/penis
Sit in a circle. Guys have to say "My penis....." and girls have to say "My vagina....". You go around in a circle and start at the beginning of the alphabet. Example: "My vagina/penis is awesome", next person "My vagina/penis is angry"...... The words have to relate (in some way) to vaginas/penises. When someone can't think of a word or repeats a word, then they have to drink and then it starts at the next letter. See who can come up with the dirtiest or funniest words. Have fun!!!!!
Saturday (unexpected)
Hello! I'm happy to see you! Here's hoping YOU: I was surprised to find some unexpected visitors Knocking at my door a little while ago ... Talk about a blast from the past! A friend of mine that I hadn't seen since Lexy was born! Steve and his family - now reside in Orlando, Florida Been there since they moved down there with me And my family back in the early 80's ... I remember when his wife was pregnant with their eldest And they were still living in my house so it was 22 years ago! (age of their oldest now) Cant believe they still live there - Heck, they just moved from the place they moved to when they moved outta my place last year. (if you knew Orlando like I did, you'd understand why I'm shocked) I hate Orlando, but I'm glad to see them doing well there. He was wearing a buckeyes shirt, So I'm glad he's still loyal to the 'home team' That's one of the extra's about this time of year ... People coming back to their roots to
New Years Revolutions.
Every year everyone makes a new year resolution. But my question is, has anyone ever accomplished it? Every year its the same thing with me.. and No I never accomplish it.. not even one.. lol so whats your news years resolution? mine are:- 1) Quit all the bad habits I have. (and I have many) 2) lose a shit load of weight. (I will be down to 100lbs one day) I just hope that day will not be my last. lol 3) To be a better person overall. 4) To laugh again like I use to. 5) To win the lotto 6) To move and give my kids the things they deserve. 7) To feel loved. 8) For someone I care about to know just how much I love him. 9) For him to give up the things that are ruining our relationship. 10) To finally have that loving caring and happy family that I have always dreamed about. leave your resolutions as a comment..
Finding The Right Girl
trying to find the right girl that don't play games, and drag you along in a relationship for a couple of months then turn around and tell you she still oves some one else and cant be in a relationship don't have time and all that b.s..if you don't want to be in a relationship then don't do it an if you do please dont play games..thats not right
Old People
Old People I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
Day Of Rest Sunday
Some days I just wanna do nothing How bout you? Here's today's deal: Just wishing you a
I Want Mine?
MY PERSONAL ID# IS 1144706 SO PLZZ GET ME HEARTS This game is NOW OPEN! Kick off the new year and share some LOVE with your fu-friends! I've added F.A.Q. to my blog, click me below to visit my profile and check it out if you have questions! Good luck to all! This game is happily brought to you by Heartistic Soul@ fubar A repost is appreciated!
What Did I Get Myself Into
What did I get myself into? I entered an auction. Come bid. or Not. (rather you not because then I don't have to rate daily or make another salute)
The Old Year....
Happy 2008 everyone!!! I just wanted to say hi and say that I hope you all have a great New Years! I hope everyone will be safe and make wise choices through the following year. I haven't made a resolution this year...never keep them anyway for more than a week. lol Let me know what yours were...I am always curious. Anyway, If you want to know more about me or how I am doing just let me know. I love to have friends on here and stay in touch. 2007 was a very tough year for us and I ended it with a bang. Man, did I ever.... I hope to hear from you all very soon! Brat
Good Read, Educational
If you are a guy curious as to why you aren't "good enough" for that girl, read this:
To The Slutty Parents On Fubar
Seriously... Take the pictures of your kids and put them in a private album. Not in an album amongst the pictures of you half naked and acting (acting??) slutty... Do ya want some random jerk off stroking it to pictures of you half naked...and then he comes across ones of your kids...Do you think he's gonna stop? Respect your children... 'Nuff said.
What A Boy Should Do.
Every girls dream since they were little girls is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. give her one of your hoodies to wear so everyone knows shes yours. leave her cute text/notes. tell her she looks beautiful. look into her eyes when you talk to her. let her mess with your hair. touch her hair. just walk around with her. FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. look at her like she's the only girl you see. tickle her even when she says stop. when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. let her fall asleep in your arms. get her mad, then kiss her. stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything tease her and let her tease you back. stay up all night with her when she's sick. watch her favorite movie with her. let her wear your clothes. when she's sad, hang out with her.
I Love You
I Love You I love you as a bee loves a flower. I love you as a tree loves the rain. I need you as a bird needs their food. I long for you as a patient child longs for summer. I want you as a woman wants her lover. I love you has many meanings. There are many ways to say "I love you". But sayin "I love you" is not as powerful as showing. So I am showing you how much i love you and how much you mean to me. I love you my sweet darling, more than words can ever show. I hope you like the poem and that is from my heart..... Love you forever and always, Kristina
Sex Quotes
Sex Quotes. 1. I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney 2. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen 3. The intimacy in sex is never only physical. In a sexual relationship we may discover who we are in ways otherwise unavailable to us, and at the same time we allow our partner to see and know that individual. As we unveil our bodies, we also disclose our persons. ~Thomas Moore 4. Because every portion of the body, mind, and spirit yearns for the integration of yin and yang, angelic intercourse is led by the spirit rather than the sexual organs. . . . Where ordinary intercourse unites sex organs with sex organs, angelic cultivation unites spirit with spirit, mind with mind, and every cell of one body with every cell of the other body. ~Lao Tzu 5. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~ Author Unkn
My closest friends already know the problems I have been having with someone marking my "not bad stuff" as NSFW. It so happens, that they have started marking in folders that are set to be viewable by friends and family only. So that means I have an enemy within. I have already cleared out my friends list once, and that helped for awhile. Now, I must weed some more friends out to try and rid myself of the culprit. First of all, even if the pictures were bad pictures, (wich they usually are not) I don't want an adult friend on my list that is that easily offended anyway. Now, since I don't know exactly who is doing it, some of you are going to be caught in the crossfire. If you are not the one that did it, and you get deleted or blocked, than my apologies in advance. Even if I end up having no one but my real life family memebers, I will keep removing friends till the bogus nsfw flagger stops. If it comes right down to it, I will remove all of my pictures. It don't matter t
Im Offline For Awhile...
DBLA have moved and has not internet yet. I have been online using his 11's for him each day. So if you have tried to shout him and not got any answer thats why. He called me tonight and wanted to tell everyone that he will be back online hopefully before the end of next week. PLEASE REPOST SO THAT ALL HIS FRIENDS WILL SEE. Again please show him sum mad love... Thanks MsMaine Breaking BenjaminBreath (Live)Music Video Codes By Music (repost of original by 'DBLA {NBSD}...SWEETWATER'S STUD BARTENDER/ENFORCER' on '2008-01-04 19:23:59')
Untitled Poem
i want to be in your arms i want to feel your kiss i want to know what it's like to be loved like this. to be in your life would make my every wish and dream come true will be the day when we say i do to put your lips on mine to hear you say i love you all of the time will make my heart skip a beat i want to be wrapped in your arms day in and day out i wanna say i love you baby and i am never going to go away. my love im here to stay my love is true and it's only for you.
Another Season
Well Its another season that the Redskins don't make it past the first round of the Playoffs. Next year is looking better with the return of Jason Cambell. Although some would speculate that Collins is the man for the job. I still think Jason Cambell will take us further. With all that said, Buttcheeks and heart farts. Thank you very much!
Cum Show Me Some Lovins Please
(repost of original by 'Joyridin ---Dirty Bitch Crew' on '2008-01-06 11:49:09')
Does The Term Douche Nozzle Mean Anything To Ya?
time to blast off here....i think all men except me should be barred from this site. as i peruse the many beautiful photos of the women on here, i get taken aback by the unimaginative comments to these photos. cummon guys, dont you have something more original to say than "yummy"? lucky for me i am the perfect combination of good looks, wit, and intelligence. thats what sets me apart and allows me to stand on this soap box and look down my nose at these douche nozzles.....gimme a fucking break. do you women really fall for that shit or do you just shake your head in disbelief as i do? i want to perpetuate violence upon all those feeble minded pin heads.....are you really trying to give all men a bad name beacuse women will take one or two bad experiences and apply it to ALL men. go ahead and comment....i like feed back prove me wrong if you think you can... love ya babies...keep up the good work and let me see your no really, let me see them :)
Time To Open My Eyes
So This year hasnt started out the way i hoped it would, just as all the others have, something ends up going wrong in some way or another, but this year was a real eye opener. Of course being that my birthday is on Jan. 1st i usually bring in the year with a bang. and this year wasnt gonna be any different. Granted i didnt drink and do as much as i have in the past but i was gonna make sure it was one to remember. Well needless to say i did enough to land myself in ICU for 3 days. i just came home the other day and i still feel like shit. i cant eat i cant sleep i cant really move that much right now but im still alive, and dependin on who u ask, some say its a good thing. Ive gotten sick before but this one has really gotten to me, seeing my lil girl cryin cause i was in so much pain and hurtin really made me think that its not really worth it anymore, It time to open my eyes and not wait around anymore. ive got all i need right in front of me and i need to start living for that
Contest Kinda
so im trying to win a 7 blast/ 1 month vip...and since ive not had either im gonna try and win...its first to 25000 if ya read this and wanna help..thank ya!!
Thank You Sir
Surrender By SLAYER (C) 6/18/07 Trust Me with your heart. Place it in My hands, To crush or caress. Trust that I will not hurt you. Give it to Me because you desire Me to possess it, Not because it is My will. Trust Me with your mind. Place it in My hands, also, To destroy or reshape. Trust Me to mold it according to your needs Not simply to suit My own purposes. Trust Me with your body. It too, place in My hands. Mine, to batter or protect. Trust Me to keep you safe And to provide for you that which is needed to ensure your happiness. Trust Me with your very soul. Place it in My hands, as well. Lay it bare before Me, vulnerable to My will. Trust that I will guide you safely through the darkness protecting your interests at all times, regardless of My desires. Above all, trust Me with your complete and total surrender. Trust that I will honor and cherish your submission to Me. Trust that I will not abuse this gift That you so lovingly give to Me
How Many Of You Think I Could Be Your Man(rate Me)
I want to know what you think. Rate me from "No way!", "Maybe", or "You are the man for me".
The Fireman Creed
I have no ambition in this world but one and that is to be a fireman. The position may, in the eyes of some appear to be a lowly one, but we who know the work which a fireman has to do, believe that his is a noble calling. There is a adage which says that nothing is destroyed except by fire. We strive to preserve from destruction the wealth of the world which is the product of the energy of men necessary for the comfort of both the rich and the poor. We are the defenders from fire of the art which has beautified the world, the products of the genius of men and means of refinement of mankind. But, above all, our proudest endeavour is to save lives of men, the work of GOD himself. Under the impulse of such thoughts the nobility of the occupation thrills us and stimulates us to deeds of daring even to the supreme sacrifice. Such considerations may not strike the average mind but they are sufficient to fill to the limit, our ambition in life and to make us serve the general purpose of huma
Shout Box
I dont know if many of you have gotten shouts from random guys or girls asking to join a lounge or even help them in a contest. Well i have and i'm getting sick of the random shouts from guys making dirty comments, or even wanting to talk to dirty. So i have now decided to make my shout box open to friends only for the time being. Thanks
Written For Lord Fury
Of high cost or worth; valuable. Highly esteemed; cherished. One who is dear or beloved; a darling. This is what precious means in the dictionary. Someone whom is held dearly and cherished by someone...this means alot to me this name, it is something that i take seriously, and that i feel hold special meaning to me for one it was given to me by You Sir. It is something that i feel You gave me for a reason Sir, it means something to You, i am Your beloved precious....Your pride and joy, Your lover and Your submissive. i am so very grateful that You have chosen the name that You have for me Sir having read what the meaning are. Precious to me means a whole wide variety of things Sir....for one it means acting on Your behalf, showing that i truly understand and appreciate what it means to be Lord Fury's precious. I cherish and adore the fact that i am able to adorn precious as my name Sir. To me it means acting as though i am valuable to You, showing my gratitude thru ser
I Am On Auction
Extra Extra Read All About It
Ok well you guys basically know me from the fu paper or hydaway radio, but I need to let you know a lil about whats going on in my life I did my finances Due to the Fact my Doctor told me and my work I had to be on bed rest due to my pregnancy with the twins i am carrying and well its either get heat for my 150 yr old house or pay the internet bill and hang out with you guys., Don't get me wrong i love ya all, some more then others, but i wont be naming names, Alas my children are more important and I will be posting this weeks Fu paper, but if you want more editions of the fu paper, you need to send me messages while im gone,With story like material, that you want everyone to know ect.. I do have reporters that you can Find in Dazed and confused lounge while im gone, they can point you to the right person, trust me they are good people, i would trust them with my lifes. but I can go wifi, and do what i can but the sad part is my wifi connection is going to be shitty, so ill only be o
Freedome Within My Own Mind
my thoughts the wind whistels through the trees brushes acrossed my soft skin. i feel so free it's like running through the open plains with the wolf pack only to get to the end if the cliff wat are you to do ??? jump and releas the deamons from within you and let thew eagel sore free
Wiz Of Strawberry Dreams
Wiz of Strawberry Dreams Dare to be the change within my strawberry dreams of love. He is the wizard of dreams coming true. Embrace his love like a god that will make everything else fade away. Hear his whisper upon your soul that will make you heart awaken to love. For he is the wiz of Strawberry Dreams that will make your heart flutter Upon the soaring winds of love eternal flames forever. See his world of Strawberry Dreams as yours. He has nothing to hide or gain by you losing all within his dream of making you come alive. Let the chemistry start deep within a hidden desire to belong too the Strawberry dreams of delight, Where he, the wiz will make all you dreams real. Connect to what is no longer a dream. Wiz of Strawberry Dreams has come to forever love you. 2008 Firestar written for Wiz
A Fair Intro
Up above the bright blue sky lies a place no space no time here there is no whims or woe just decisions lined with gold cloud nines ten below and exquisite is just a word somethings we will never know like where our dreams can go the sky is below me the ground above everything is vertigo in this world I choke and cry not a word comes out slowly die but I dont burn out in the end it was it all in my head such glorious things with a hint of dread cloud nine was ten below the sky was mine and that I know but in the end it all makes sense it complements your elegance...
Recently Single
Love Vs Like
LOVE .vs. LIKE never leave the one you [LOVE] for the one you (LIKE) because the one you LIKE will leave you for the one they LOVE the one you LIKE will give you goosebumps; the one you LOVE will make you laugh and send shivers down your spine. When the one you LIKE cries, you feel sorry for them; but when the one you LOVE cries, you cry for them. True Love Doesnt Have A Happy Ending BECAUSE True LOVE Never Ends tonight your true LOVE will realize how much they love you. between 1 & 4 in the morning, tomorrow the shock of your life will occur. if you break the chain then you will have bad luck....
Team Sports
Team sports are prevalent in our world and seem to be increasing in popularity and diversity. Dreams of team sports include the dreamer as observer, player, or coach. Many times, it's a dream of wish-fulfillment -- just wanting to be a sports legend. However, it the coaches and other players seem very familiar to you, or are actually people from facets of your waking life, the dream has more to say. Most times, the dream is about participation and connectedness to the common goals held by others in your life. Being a team player and getting with the program are emphasized often in work and family these days. Whichever of the three roles you most identify with determines your self-awareness within the team sport. Observing from the audience may indicate that you are feeling off the team or outside the action. Observing as a player who does not enter the game indicates that you feel others are ambivalent about your skills, or you yourself may be so. Being a player shows your wi
Im Sorry
This Touched My Heart
Yesterday I had a very touching mail from a guy called Satyr, who felt really bad cos he couldnt do any rating during Stevens Happy Hour, but he send a song he sung and said the next one he would dedicate to steven which is down below and it truely touched my heart The guy is only 485 points from levelling up, so if you could send him some fu love and show what he did was awesome I would appreciate it Thanks Dave Satyr~Daddy and Fu-Hubby to ♥Wet Dreams♥@ fubar
Executioners Way
> 2---BIKE ONE === '~The Virgin Mary of The Notorious P.O.P. Militia in BC~' spewed forth the following at '2008-01-13 17:35:05'.. > > *** THIS IS THE SECOND ONE I DID *** CLICK ON "REPLY" THEN COPY & SAVE CODES TO WORD PAD *** HUGGZ, LUV & RESPECT *** > > > > > > > > > > > EXPERIENCE AT THE NAUGHTY PARTIES LOUNGE IS LIKE GETTIN A TATTOO > > AFTER THE FIRST ONE .. YOU'LL WANT TO KEEP COMIN BACK FOR MORE > > > > > > > CLICK ON BANNER & GET A FUCKIN TATTOO YA PUSSY > > > > THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN > > CLICK ON PIC TO JOIN THE FUN > > > > > > (repost of original by '
Well it has been quite a while since I have been on here./ A lot of things have gone on in the past several months. I mean it's really been since the beginning of July that I was really on here. The end of July We started pccking to move. We have relocated towns and jobs.... Bought a pickup and a house. It has really been crazy but it also has all been for the best. I am much happier and more content and stress free..... Welll just thought I would let you all know... I will probably only be on here once a week or 2 just because of how busy life is with everything new..... but definately keep me informed!!!!!! And keep in touch!!! Love you all!!! Manda
Source Material
Let me get straight to the point of this post: I find it difficult when people come with an image, obviously pulled from the internet, and want an exact tattoo of it. I almost feel weird admitting this: I download music and TV shows from the internet for free - thank you usenet - but I balk when somebody wants an image recreated. Here's the thing, I have less of an issue with turning a photograph or series of photographs into a custom piece. That's no problem. But when somebody comes in with a piece of art that has been pulled directly from, say, DeviantArt, I sort of feel bad. Then I get over it and go about my business. *Often I'll make a point to contact the original creator of the piece. I don't ask for permission though, I just tell them about the finished product.
Free Sex, Yes You!!!
Jan. 10 ( -- If you want to watch Nick having sex with a prostitute, he's happy to let you. The 36-year-old bank-security technician drove eight hours from his home in Metz, France, to Big Sister, a Prague brothel where customers peruse a touch-screen menu of blondes, brunettes and redheads available for free. The catch is clients have to let their exploits be filmed and posted on the Internet. ``Sex is no taboo,'' Nick says, though he asked that his last name not be used. ``You have to free your mind.'' Big Sister is marrying 21st-century technology with the world's oldest profession to profit from the public's appetite for ever-more graphic reality TV. Since 2005, more than 15,000 men have taken up the offer of free sex in return for 15 minutes, or less, of fame, according to the brothel. Big Sister is now expanding into the U.S. with a local version of its Web site. Visitors to the virtual brothel pay 29.95 euros ($43.88) for a one-month subscription to a s
Please Help My Friend!!!!
hey everyone my friend is in a staff contest in his lounge will u please help him out and hit his pic with comments please *cute southern puppy eyes*. thank u so very much... click the link below or copy and past it... thank u so very much and much love to u...
Help Plz
Why This
I have been feeling really Depressed seance I have moved out!! Not sure what is wrong I am living in a really good place now. I just feel really home sick hopefully in 3 sundays after i see my Family in Vegas I well be feeling good. If notI might head back to Arizona if I don't get over this feeling. I work to much to have time for a personal life if i meet new people its eather at work or online. I will be working 6days aweek here soon. I am tired of being alone but all been finding are guys who are only after one thing. I you waint to be with me its going to be in a relashionship. I am who I am if you don't like it go fuck off. So hope fully what ever deep funk I am in at the moment well go away soon. Well thats all I think ttyl
It The Soul Train Comming Thru Your Town With A Total Of 82 Passengers! Come On Join The Train!
Modern Day Kight
MODERN DAY KNIGHT Are you one who dares to go where others fear to tread? Can you slay the formidable dragons that most men dread? Do you believe chivalry should live on and never die? That honor should be reflected in all aspects of your life? Do you undertake quests for a creed or praise of the world? Are you determined and committed when others are unsure? Do you believe in being courteous in word and deed? Ride for love of God and Truth on your snowy, faithful steed? With valiant pride, inner strength, nobleness and all your might, When trouble arises do you wield your sword for right? Can you be trusted to keep your sacred vows and word? Where others have given up, do you persist and endure? Are you steadfast, though you are far from view? A champion of justice, worthy of the charge given to you? Would you rescue a damsel in distress with gallantry? With steely glint in your eye, face down the enemy? Would you search 'til you find the 'Holy Grail' of true love?
Update On Punk Show Love
Bald Punk Has A Contest Starting The 20th AND I EXPECT FULL SUPPORT OUT OF EVERY FAMILY MEMBER That is online.Please Contact me if that seems to be a problem,it's not like im asking you to quit your job let your kids play in rushuor traffic all I want us is to act like a family like we did when it was 1st founded...(DAMN)we didn't loose a contest but a lot of bullshit started and everything went to shit anbd everybody quit reading blogs reposting bullys WTF are we a family or not if we are gonna be a family let's damn well act like one ......... Get The Contest details from punk on his contest Thank's for listening to me Punk is in a contest, Hottest Bald Guy, Is He? if you think so go drop a bunch of comments on him!
Consensual "Slavery Contract This contract is provided as a secure and binding agreement which defines in specific terms the relationship and interaction between two adult consenting individuals,________________ and _______________, hereafter termed the slave and the master (both terms are intended to be independent of sex). This agreement is legal and binding. This agreement must be entered voluntarily, but cannot be broken except under the conditions stated herein, after which certain precautions shall be taken to protect those involved. (See section 7.0.0) 1.0.0 Slave's Role The slave agrees to submit completely to the master in all ways. There are no boundaries of place, time, or situation in which the slave may willfully refuse to obey the directive of the master without risking punishment, except in situations where the slave's veto (see section 1.0.1) applies. The slave also agrees that, once entered into the Slavery Contract, their body belongs to their master, to be used
The Goonies
The Goonies - 1985 From the imagination of Stephen Spielberg, The Goonies plunges a band of small heoes into a swashbuckling, surprise-around-every-corner quest beyond their wildest dreams! Following a mysterious treasure map into a spectacular underground realm of twisting passages, outrageous booby-traps and a long-lost pirate ship full of golden doubloons, the kids race to stay one step ahead of a family of bumbling bad guys... and a mild mannered monster with a face only a mother could love. A family adventure classic from start to buccaneering finish, The Goonies is a treasure trove of breathtaking, dazzling effects and shiver-yer-timbers thrills! Okay, if you haven't seen this movie you really need to crawl out from under your rock. this Classic movie is one of the greats from the 80's inspiring everything from shirts and lunchboxes to games and online followings. So who is your favorite goonie, i am partial to data, his inventions crack me up. When i was little a lot o
The Neverending Quest...
I'm looking for you. I want to slow dance with you while singing the song softly in your ear. I want to lay in bed all day...and have nothing happen but conversation. I want to hold your hand like it was a part of mine. I want to hold you so long we become one person. I want to stroke your hair, plant sweet kisses on your forehead, and tell you how much I love being near you. I want to kiss you in the warm rain. I want to watch the sunset with you and lay in each other's arms until we watch the sun rise again. I want to sing love songs to you and watch the birth of the sparkle in your eye. I want to feel your warm breath on my neck. I want to stare deeply into your eyes and peer into your soul. I want to wake up next to you and think I'm still dreaming. Where are you?
Ok It's Time Wish Me Luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heath Ledger, Rip
Heath Ledger Found Dead in NYC at Age 28 Jan. 23, 2008, 1:05 AM EST Heath Ledger, the talented 28-year-old actor who gravitated toward dark, brooding roles that defied his leading-man looks, was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, facedown at the foot of his bed with prescription sleeping pills nearby, police said. There was no obvious indication that the Australian-born Ledger had committed suicide, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the SoHo apartment that is believed to be the home of the "Brokeback Mountain" actor, Browne said. The massage therapist and a housekeeper found his naked body at about 3:30 p.m. They tried to revive him, but he was already dead. "I had such great hope for him," said Mel Gibson, who played Ledger's vengeful father in "The Patriot," in a statement. "He was just taking off and to lose his life at such a young age is a tragic loss." Outside the Manhattan building on an upscale street, paparazzi
New Clothing Line
Please check out the new clothing line that is coming out here in Columbus, Ohio. Give us your input..... visit
Wrote This A Long Time Ago...still True Though!
Fairy Tale The Fairy Tale is a nothingness Left to haunt our souls. Open eyes to sorrow. And bring our love to deaths doors. It shows you lies, petrifies, And turns the mind to stone. Leaves your arms empty, And your heart secluded in the cold. The Fairty Tale turns minds astray And fills the heart with dreams Dreams of happiness without delays And hopes for future days. But in the end the mind is cleared And reality strikes like ice. It shows the truth, consumes the proof And brings forth tears of living this cruel life. It's a game we all play With our hearts as the price. But it seems the only winner is the Fairy Tale, Who kills us deep inside.
Just Wanna Cry
i'm in so much pain right now all i wanna do is cry. my meds aren't helping... i can't seem to stop feeling exhausted... my 4 year old lil girl is constantly climbing on me, kicking me, hitting me, pushing me...and she's literally pushing me over the edge. i'm not sure if i can handle this much more.. i feel like i'm going insane!! it feels like my flesh is being ripped from the bones, like i've been beaten and battered and dragged behind a car for hundreds of miles. i can't get any rest...i try..but it hurts soo bad. i take my ultram and it does absolutely NOTHING.. and on top of that, i woke up this morning with what feels like bronchitis starting in my chest... again... i just wanna go to sleep and not wake up for weeks... can someone please put me in a coma?
i'm not sure why it is but for the last 2-3 hours noone has said a single word to me either on here or in real life. At least now i know what it feels like to be invisible.
Damn! Punk!!!!!!
Why I Don't Care Anymore.
I am done trying to meet anyone it just doesn't work for me anymore.. I think I just keep fuckin up or caring or something... It's a waste of time.. I mean even if I am with someone I worry that they are gonna go cheat on me ... yeah I get kinda "psycho".. I try not to.. I try to be non chalant about everything.. but I notice that when I don't get a call back from a guy I am interested in or I think he is interested in me I get all trippy or hurt.. DAMN I am too old to be acting like a sorry ass like this.. it's lame so the fact that most the guys that have been "interested' in me are like 10 years younger... I guess I will just need to be more confident.. fuck it I say fuck it fuck it.
Master Abducts Pet
she went into the bedroom and undressed, pet walked naked to the shower, feeling the rush of hot water caressing her skin. Thinking to her herself to hurry because Master was coming to visit her as she quickly poured shampoo into her hand, then lathered her auburn hair, she felt the suds slowly drip down her nude breast as she began to rinse the lather from her hair. Quickly washing her nude body she finished her shower and reached for the thick towel that hung loosely near the door of the shower. She felt the tight grip wrap around her hand as she felt a sack come down over her head. The male voice told her not to struggle as he gagged her then expertly tied her hands and feet. she felt her body being lifted and carried what she thought was out side because of the cold bitter bite of the wind on her skin. She felt her hip slam against the car seat as she was dumped onto it. she felt the car begin to move, she didn't know where she was going only that her Master would be v
The Candy Shop Lounge...go Check It Out Ya'll!!! Muah
Hello to all ~~~~ MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTON PLEASE????????There is a hot new Lounge on FUBAR called'THE CANDY SHOP'The owner is a good friend of mine and she is A SWEET AND SEXY YOUNG LADY!!Go show her some FU LOVE!!-Candylicious- ★2nd Alarm Hotties★@ fubarThere is a hot new Lounge in town called'THE CANDY SHOP'AnD ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED!!Come and join us @ The Candy Shop!!^If the above picture link doesn't work please...^THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY:★ặ฿яŧ★2đ ĻЯM HTTέ★@ fubar
This Says It All.. :)
I "borrowed" this from a friend of mine... he had this on his myspace page.. and I just love it! :) Thanks "DD"... sorry I didn't get a chance to ask you before taking it... I hadn't seen you online... Anyway, I think this says a lot.. "The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware. Henry Miller "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ---Dr.Seuss" With Love To All... *AngL
isn't it odd how when where young we want to be older? and when older we want to be young?or when broke you desire more, and when you have more you wish you didnt? And let's say when you want it to rain and it pours, you wish it would stop ,never satisfied < for some >...Odd.
I wake up in the morning and the first thing I think off is you Because your everything to me Ohh new lover how things are soo sweet love is amazing I want to be with you forever OHHH! New lover please stay forever ohh please forever and ever and ever and ever Ohhh lover things are going great I still have the most amazing time with you oh lover oh lover how much I love you oh darling be with me forever and ever and ever Ohh old lover here I sit without you with me you told me you wouldnt move on for a while because of the good news but here a week later your with someone oh old lover stay away from me from me
I've Been Pimped
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Heartstrings Are Played Upon
It's becoming more evident Much more obvious to me I thought much more of you Than you ever thought of me Was this my biggest mistake Letting myself think you cared Was I just your marionette With heartstrings open and bared With me left here still thinking What was false, what was true So puzzling and so complex Im left to await another clue On my heartstings you played Each left with a loving memory Yet I still have those questions Do you ever think about me Im wondering why all the intrigue Now why all of this mystery Why am I left here hanging Your the one that holds the key. done by christine .
Days and nights roll by - Fast paced hymens, a lullaby. Weekend rendezvous - a lasting impression Emotional secrets kept; no time for indiscretion. My face can hide my thoughts, But my eyes will never lie. Another tight-lipped hypocrisy. Reality ignored, I press on. I'll enjoy my days, sing my song. Eventhough it's never fair - A silent tongue brings no dispar.
The Last Starfighter
The last starfighter - 1984 Can a teenager from a trailer park in the sticks find happiness as an intergalactic warrior? That's the premise of THE LAST STARFIGHTER, a magical adventure starring Robert Preston, Dan O'Herlihy, and two of today's most exciting young stars, Lance Guest and Catherine Mary Stewart. It's the story of an alien scalawag (Robert Preston) who recruits a whiz kid at the video game, Starfighter, to fight outer space wars to save the universe. Besides appealing characters and an intriguing plot, THE LAST STARFIGHTER features production design by Ron Cobb of Alien, Star Wars, and Conan the Barbarian fame, plus computer generated special effects that go far beyond anything seen on film. Wow what a claim the video jacket makes! And it is a major exaggeration (yes i am taking into account for when it was made). The story is great but it has a very low budget feel. Even though it was low budget, it still lacks too much. the acting was rigid and seemed almost
What Is Twloha
It is a non-profit out of Flordia who seek to help those with their problems of drugs, addictions, cutting, and just life in general they have a myspace page and i fully support what they are doing i hope you will check them out and give them some support even if it is only moral support all seems needed!! thank you To Write Love On Her Arms - IntroAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Hearts And Souls Will They Mend.
I have made a lot of friends, won some hearts, and lost a few a long the way. I know I made an impact or an impression enough for them to stay. I am fighting cancer, and life is so trying. Yet I find myself wondering why me. I have been ripped of ever having children, and I married a man whom had two beautiful sons. I took them under my wing, and called them My two Sons. Their father was cruel, and put me down so I had enough told him no more love was there to be found. He took my kids, left me alone. Now I am stuck in life my pockets empty, and my house hollow. My heart, and soul have been shattered, bruised, and tore apart. So how can I find the strength to make a new start. I lost my hero 3 years ago, and god I miss him Dad I love you so. Cancer is a terrible thing, noone should endure the pain. I certainly have enjoyed my journey here in Fubar and the friends I have made along the way. Bauer you are the definition of strength, and thank you for your Blogs. To Pops
"music Sleeps
In a world where music sleeps a lack of peace a heart where love is caged part of this dying age tears of consequence a world without a consciousness spare me this belief I dont want it take my hollow mind and haunt it what am I to do loneliness is just a dream staring at the walls it calls to me can you hear me scream a life that seems not worth living I am given one more day for me to try suck it up dont cry you tell me to be a man I do the best I can tell me what you want cause I dont know I cant find the path you wont show what am I to do loneliness is just a dream staring at the walls it calls to me can you hear me scream break it down the meaning of life take me to the beginning lets make it right I need your help tonight what am I to do loneliness is just a dream staring at the walls it calls to me can you hear me scream By: Dustain Pritchard 11-28-07
Primary Photo Crack Down From Fubar Support (from "the Oshow")
if you get busted, please don't post mumms or bulletins whining about your pics being taken down. adult doesn't equal porno. ================================================== subject: Primary Photo Crack Down post date: 2008-01-30 15:22:22 views: 107 comments: 0 ratings: 0 When fubar decided to become an 18 and over site long ago it wasn't because we thought it'd be cool to see naked people all over the site. Instead, we thought it'd be nice for adults to have a place to go and socialize without running into their children and teenage counterparts, like on all those other sites. With this said, fubar is NOT an adult site. fubar will be cracking down on adult-style PRIMARY photos. This means that if we come across your primary photo that looks like it belongs in an adult magazine, it will be flagged, and we will not un-flag it once it is moved into a different folder. Consider this your warning. Primary photos that are found to be sexually suggestive, crude, and other
We Need Comments-
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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. -- Robert A. Heinlein Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth. -- Matt Zotti Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. -- Bertrand Russell The way to find out if you love someone or not, is by talking to them. The more you talk to them the more you either hate them or love them. -- Brad Breitenstein The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. -- Jaime H. Young No woman/man is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. -- Source Unknown If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever. -- Source Unknown If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. -- Sour
If You Are Curious......
I will be gone till Sunday or later. I am visiting family. I am not going to explain here right now. for your entertainment: FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
Canadian Eh...
(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks ) If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada If you install security lights on your house and garage, b
After Barry Ferguson Scored At Old Firm Game 20/10/07
After Barry ferguson Scored at old firm game 20/10/07
This Is For The Girl..
This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and neither are the guys they're interested in.. This is for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper or touch because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe, just maybe this time he'll have understood.. This is a homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't even deserve their attention.. This one's for the girls who you can take home to mom but won't because it's easier to sleep with some whore than foster a relationship.. This is for the girls who have been led on by words and kisses and touches - all of which were either true for the moment or never real to begin with.. This is for the girls who have allowed a guy into their head and their heart and their bed only to discover he's just not ready, he's just not over her, he's just not looking to be tied
Omg R U Crazy!!!!!!!!!!
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i had a bad nightmare last night :( and my stomach hurts and i got hiccups
The Dixie Cups
The Dixie Cups The Dixie Cups originally consisted of sisters Barbara and Rosa Hawkins with their cousin, Joan Johnson. They were pursuing a singing career in their native New Orleans under the name The Meltones. The Dixie cups scored a hit with their smash "Chapel of Love". Other hits would follow, like "You Should Have Seen the Way He Looked At Me," "Little Bell," and the delightful chant "Iko Iko," which along with "Chapel of Love" has become the group's signature tune. Today, The Dixie Cups continue to perform on the concert circuit, thrilling audiences with their pristine harmonies. Current members of the trio are Rosa and Barbara along with their sister from their Neville Brothers family, Athelgra Neville.
Have You Looked At My Pixxx And Vids Yet?
Cum on over and join me for a bit of fun. Free pics, vids, and cams. Cum on, you know you wanna! Hehehe h tt p : // benslancer (dot)rude (dot) com Dark Gable
2008 Hallowicked & Mini-gathering
Greetings ninjas I and the Aitch Blade Circus are currently planning for this years mini-gathering for the 2008 HALLOWICKED show to be held in Worcester MA. Heres the dealio: Reserve your seat today for $25.00; final amount to be determined in September for the ride up and back to Providence in the party limo we have selected for this years show (see the folder HALLOWICKED for images of this limo in my Photos section). Final cost per nugget will be based on the total number of Ninjas that reply. Seating is limited so reserve your today! The plan is to meet in Providence no later then 3pm the day of the show, we will then stop for some grub & drinks at a restaurant to be decided at a later date before heading to the show. After the show its back to Providence to hit some of the city hot spots like CLUB HELL which closes at 2 am then its off the Club Therapy; the Cities only after hours club or maybe a rave! Message for payment instructions via PayPal. Reservation
Any Bifemales In Knoxville
Hello everyone looking to meet bi/curious females in the Knoxville, Tn area or close. I would like to meet a special female to share friendship with and more. I'm looking for the special person to share love with and a special friendship between us.
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Operation Jiggy Jog was a complete success this past weekend. We've raised the terror threat to orange. Cookoo and Crazy exchanged pants in the restroom, The Show beat his horse, Megan had no idea what to think, and Chicago public transportation will never be the same. Coincidentally if you were on the blue line in Chicago between Feb.1 and 3rd. DO NOT TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW!!!!!!!
My Favorite Song
"Bed Of Roses" ~~~By: Bon Jovi~~~ Sitting here wasted and wounded At this old piano Trying hard to capture The moment this morning I dont know cause a bottle of vodka Is still lodged in my head And some blond gave me nightmares I think shes still in my bed As I dream about movies They wont make of me when Im dead With an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning While some marching band keeps Its own beat in my head While were talking About all of the things that I long to believe About love and the truth and What you mean to me And the truth is baby youre all that I need I want to lay you down on a bed of roses For tonite I sleep on a bed of nails I want to be just as close as the holy ghost is And lay you down on a bed of roses Well Im so far away That each step that I take is on my way home A kings ransom in dimes Id given each night Just to see through this payphone Still I run out of time Or its hard to get through Till the bird o
I Got What You Want
Stinkeye Radio now has merchandise so come check it out ! we will also be holding a model search in the near future so if you are interested in participating keep watching the site for updates! Also if local bands out there are selling merchandise and would like some help with getting out there feel free to link your merchandise to our merchandise page! Email us at or if you would like your music played and put out there for everyone as well! Stinkeye Radio is also looking for sponsors as well so if you are interested please contact Hope to see you all sporting some of that Stinkeye Radio Gear!!
Nyha Is The Best. Love Her Up
Heart Broken
so i havent seen my nephew or neices in along time and it feels like a death sentence i miss the baby being mean to me and my nephew trackling me and my older neice being her sassy self i just want to hug them again and see their faces i miss them soo much but my parents are mad at her so i dont want to be in the middle so i guess ill just try to take a big breathe and just wait untill i get to see them again
Getting All Spiffed Up
Well yall getting all dressed up n ready to go out. One of my friends whom i have known all my life is moving back home. Shes a sweet wonderful woman whom i think the world of, n said i cant be a hermit no more lol. So getting all dressed up n ready to go out believe it or not, kinda nervous. Anit been out like that since i been home. know some of yall said i need to get out more too, so its time anyway i think. Anyway wish me luck yall. Like i said just kinda nervous is all. Talk to you all soon!
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Polar Bears And Spork Duels.
I have some of the most asinine dreams. Spork dueling, mammoth white Ursa. At Taco Bell. I suppose it's what happens when one orders a Chalupa with guacamole.

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