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The First Ten Days!!
Hello everyone, Well I'm here and pretty much settled in. Everything is great so far ... the cast is nice and most everyone on the ship is very friendly. The Holiday is Carnivals smallest and oldest ship, but it also has a reputation for being a very relaxed and friendly ship. Good trade off I think. The cast is supposed to have 8 female dancers, 4 male dancers, and two singers. As of right now we have 7 female dancers (one girl quit already), 2 male dancers (one just passed his medical, and the other one failed), and no singers. ARGGGGHHHH!!! Oh well they will have a ton of work to do when they get here. So the cast is quite diverse ... 3 Americans, 2 Brits, 3 Australians, 1 Canadian, and 1 South African ... I don't know about the ones that aren't here yet. Well we have been working very hard, but we still manage to find time for a drink or two. We are also required to watch every single one of the shows that the current cast performs. Now that we know one of the sho
God Bless My Marine
GOD BLESS MY MARINE by Diane Sarlow God bless my Marine, and keep him safe for me, Whether in the air, on land or on the sea. God bless my Marine, and bring him safely home, Guide my letters to him, so he won't feel alone. God bless my Marine when I'm not by his side; Please let him know I love him and let him feel my pride. And when he does come home, and better days are seen; I'll always thank you, God, for blessing my Marine.
To All
ok i need help bombing my pic it is 15k in comments and rates combined for a vip or 7 day blast plz help ....
Funniest Event Ever In 29 Years...
So imagine an automatic sliding door...and like most places there's two of them...with a space in between that you can wait...that has local newspapers or if it were a grocery place a spot to leave carts... Three of us are together (one pushing me) with a fourth walking ahead of the second door there's a small girl, drunk, talking on a cell phone leaning up against the door... Forth makes the door open, and small girl gets launched through the air, the newspaper stands and ends up against the wall on her back...three of us are in shock at what we've seen, and I get out "are you..." and then I burst into laughter and the rest of the group loses it and the girl gets up and runs off... It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in almost 29 years...I just wish we had video...
Just A Little Hope...
No effort gives you nothing. A little effort gives you a gleam of hope. A bit more effort and the hope is more evident. Strong effort means things may work out. ... all I want right now is that gleam...
Geuss What I Was!!
Rolling, Scrolling, Goofy grins go by, who are they, where are they, I wonder what they do, i have yet to see me but ive watched all of you, To the ones that mean more than Love I patiently wait for you to be near, Cause you just gotta hit this cronic shit that in holdin right here!!!
Why? Why? Why?
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put i
Deleted Nsfw
Ok I deleted the poison ivy pics. I tortured you guys enough. Thanks for playing.
The Stupid Person's Idea Of A Clever Person.
I found out today that my assistant manager wasn't going to be in for two weeks today. That means that 3 girls get to pick up all of her hours. Isn't that fun? She is retarded, she doesn't do anything all day, everyone picks up her shifts because she is always "sick". She doesn't do anything all day, she smokes too much, and she's a bitch. Our manager is so pissed, I hope the ASS. Manager gets fired. Hate and war, Alicia.
Contest Opens Tonight At 7 Pm Fu Time
The Contest Folder will Open tonight at 7pm Fu Time! Be sure to come by and VOTE on the FUNNIEST picture! xoxo PebblesinAZ
Im Leaving
Just wanted to let everyone know that Im leaving Fubar very very soon....To all of you who came across my page and rated, commented, add and fanned me...Thank you..and it was fun returning "the love" as fubarians would To those of you who actually became a daily or nearly daily mainstay in my Fubar world, its been great getting to know you on a more personal level. There are a select few that are more than a Fubar friend, you are truly friends and I will miss you. If you "amazed" me,then you did more than most...Thank you, and I think you know who you are. Take care and I hope you find what you're looking for in what you have to, to make yourselves happy in this life. And remember...Think a thousand times if you have to, but speak only once..because you can't take it back no matter how you wish you could. Mean what you say and say what you mean...We all deserve that much from "friends"...Thank you for the journey... Love, Diane....p.s. my best friend Souther Whi
SMART ASS ANSWER #6: It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast
Survey From Stacie
The Basics Your name? Nathan Birthday? June 15 Zodiac sign? Gemini Where do you wish you were from? Earth? Where do you wish you lived? Somewhere warmer! Are you married/single/divorced/player? Single...:D Vehicle Safety How long have you been driving? 6 Years Ever wrecked your car? Nope...had a few close calls though! Gotten a ticket? Two for expired plates...and I'm at 9 speeding warnings...:D Had sex in the backseat? -clears throat-...that would be a yes Played chicken? Not on purpose Likes Color? Green Brand of clothes? My Urban Pipeline jeans...:D Time of day? The night time is the right time! Thing about the night? It's dark Book? 10 Little Indians Movie? Too many to choose from...but i watched Snatch last night! Television show? Entourage Holiday? Thanksgiving...for the food!...:D Video game? Guitar Heros or Oblivion...Halo works too! Song? The Entertainer by Scott Joplin Type of candy
The History Of Valentines Day
Entry for February 004, 2008 The History of Saint Valentine's Day Valentine's Day started in the time of the Roman Empire. In ancient Rome, February 14th was a holiday to honour Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage. The following day, February 15th, began the Feast of Lupercalia. The lives of young boys and girls were strictly separate. However, one of the customs of the young people was name drawing. On the eve of the festival of Lupercalia the names of Roman girls were written on slips of paper and placed into jars. Each young man would draw a girl's name from the jar and would then be partners for the duration of the festival with the girl whom he chose. Sometimes the pairing of the children lasted an entire year, and often, they would fall in love and would later marry. Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a di
Hello, friends and family. This blog is to let you know about current updates to my site, we have added over 10,000 new pictures, and we also have a special drawing this month, sign up between today and the end of the month we will be giving a YEAR away for free, all you have to do is sign up for at least a trial membership and you are entered, the winner will be drawn at random and will be alerted via email. so sign up today and get your chance. 3.50 for a 4 day trial a year would cost 135.00 so you would be saving 131.50
Penis Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Effective January 1st, 2007 the penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: Which one would be your tax bracket? 10 - 12" Luxury Tax $30.00 8 - 10" Pole Tax $25.00 5 - 8" Privilege Tax $15.00 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Just Kickin' .... Literally
1000 kicks a day. If that isn't a pain in the ass, I dunno what is. And I mean that literally. My ass hurts like hell, there's only so many times you can throw a kick before you start to just short-circuit. I swear, if I didn't love the martial arts so damn much, I'd quit doing it. But my Master prescribed 1000 kicks a day, and for the last two years, that's what I've done. Hell yeah and huzzah and... ow! Now that that's over, I'm going to go take my ADHD medication and go for a quick run. Make it a good day, my friends! ~DR.N00b~
Consumed by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) *Dedicated to the man whose love has given my heart wings.* Consumed I was unable to breathe until you breathed me in. I was unable to think until you filled my thoughts. I was unable to feel until you loved me. You have consumed me and made me whole. I love you.
A Poem
Its Brand-new
gotta love rocking a brand new carbon fiber laptop
1 Day Left! Bid Now!
The Auction closes tomorrow, Friday, FEB 7th at 7pm Fu Time! I will be contacting each of the high bidders today to let them know to keep an eye out and the last person that was over bid to give them an opportunity to get the person they wanted back! Get your bids in and take care of my friends cause they will take care of you!!!!! Come bid on your favorite or favorites and OWN one of my awesome friends. It's a great way to make new friends and nice to have someone on your side to help you level! ~Domking123~ Domking123 is AMAZING! He is my current owner and a great guy to have on your side when you are trying to get something accomplished! ~SassyRedhead~ This pretty momma is such a Sweetheart! She will show ya lots and lots of love if you bid and win her! ~MunkeeFu~ MunkeeFu is Awesome! She has a fantastic fu lottery going right now too! Don't forget to ask her about that! ~KingSlut~ Kingslut is kickin fu butt and taking names. Just last wee
I Can't Deny * * *
this is the second poem my girlfriend wrote for me!!! I can't deny sometimes when I see other guys around her, I get jealous. I know she is desirable, but she's mine. But I am proud of her, she does not show interest in them, she does not love them!
Please Pray For My Brandon
He is only 30 and is having open heart surgery as we speak. please keep him in your prayers. I need all the prayers I can get. Thank You Love Puma
Tag Your It?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I get real irriated with people who can't use caps. Gah! 2. I think the original Power Rangers are still badass while the new ones are X-treme pussies. 3. i hate mustard and mayo. i hate them more than anything in this world. 4. Four is my favorite number.(ZOMG Sidnee!) 5. I am afraid of being upside down. I get very spastic and fail all over the place in a total freak out. Needless to say I also hate roller coasters that loop. 6. I think I sleep more than I stay awake. 7. I have a thick Boston accent, even though I live 2 hours away from there and visit it about only twice a year. 8. Goth girls=hawt. 9. I take cl
This is one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: Wh
Is Prostitution Viewed Only As Violence Against Women Oppressive?
Is Prostitution viewed only as Violence Against Women oppressive? by Liv JessenI am the head of the Pro Centre, a national centre for prostitutes in Norway. I am a social worker by profession; and for seventeen years I worked daily among Norwegian and foreign women and men who sell sex and among some of their customers. In talking about prostitution and society's view of this phenomenon, it is natural for me to base myself on the Norwegian/ Scandinavian reality. Since the Seventies, parallels have been drawn between prostitution, pornography, rape and domestic violence. A radical feminist theory on prostitution has developed. The theory is that prostitution should be regarded as violence against women. In this chapter, I will try to argue that this is an imperfect or at worst an oppressive theory that can continue to stigmatise prostitutes. Furthermore, I will argue that this theory can go hand in hand with views that regard prostitution as a moral or social problem - theories that the
I'll Be Waiting He broke your heart He took your soul You're hurt inside Because there's a hole You need some time To be alone Then you will find What you always know I'm the one who really loves you baby I've been knocking at your door As long as I'm living, I'll be waiting As long as I'm breathing, I'll be there Whenever you call me, I'll be waiting Whenever you need me, I'll be there I've seen you cry Into the night I feel your pain Can I make it right I realized there's no end inside Yet still I'll wait For you to see the light I'm the one who really loves you baby I can't take it anymore As long as I'm living, I'll be waiting As long as I'm breathing, I'll be there Whenever you call me, I'll be waiting Whenever you need me, I'll be there You are my only I've ever known That makes me feel this way Couldn't on my own I want to be with you until we're old You have the love you need right in front of you Please come home As long as
Nothing Else
I have come to find that nothing else compares to the love I get from my children.Yes,they hate me from time to time,but I am not their best friend,I am their mother.My kids know me well. They know I fall in love easy and pay for it later.They know even at their young ages that I have be physically abused and that I look at the world in a totally different way from their friends parents.They have come to accept me with all my faults. They understand that things have been very hard on me lately and don't judge me for the way I act.They make sure to tell me that they love me on a daily basis.Sometimes I think they are worried I won't be here when they come home from school.My children see the pain and sadness in my eyes and face and try to make me feel better.Some days are better than others. Today is not the best day and I got the best I love you I could ever get and that is from my children. I am only destined to be truly loved and cared for by my children. I miss companionship,but I c
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Whoa - Lounge Alert - Take Notice!
Just received a SB alert message: "be on the look out for a person by the name of satan.....he has hacked 6 ppls accounts today and deleted their not accept anything from this person....."
Spread The Stupidity
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Today Thru Monday
dont expect me to be online much until monday...maybe even monday. from what i'm being dragged into...or so i HEAR, this will be a weekend my cellphone should be out of my reach at all times. i'm sorry in advance to anyone who gets a drunk dial, but if you wanna know how to tell when i'm drunk, ask me why. my reason will be because either you or me or us are awsome. trust me. i drunk dialed one dude i knew from fubar and every reason i gave was cuz i was awsome. lol! so tonight, i'm going to hang out wit katelin. FIRST i need to get this paper done and hand it in around 5. but yea, me and katelin decided we didnt wanna spend vday in our respective rooms so we're going to her favorite restaurant and go see "step it up 2" cuz she wants to. i have no issue wit this. anything would be better than me driving (that would require me to clean off my car) or me sitting here while my roommate is out with her boytoy. hopefully she wont come back tonight and that will make it 3 night
My Immortal - Evanescence
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave 'Cause your presence still lingers here And it won't leave me alone These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus:] When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have All of me You used to captivate me By your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts My once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away All the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase [Chorus] I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me I've been alone all along [Chorus]
For Those Assholes This Week
Holding On
Last night I held her so close to me This was one of those hugs You would call an embrace One of those hugs where you massage her back Yea that one Can you feel the love in that I know Just hearing about it You can feel the love in the words It vibrates frequently At the frequency of a tuning fork Humming its own melody Of a song never written Never could find the words But I dance to the thought of her Neo Soul, Jazz, and a touch of Opera Can you hear it You’ll have to listen real close She is my love Song My perfect storm My we’ll make it right When every things wrong That’s why when we embrace My hugs so strong I’ll forever live in the day I fell in love with her Tyrrie,
I Want Your 11's!
I want your 11's! If you have a few left over from the day - I'll take them. I will give away 100 fu-bux per 11. If you still have all 100 11's left - I'll give you 20,000 for all 100. 100/11's = 20,000 50/11's = 5,000 10/11's = 1,000 1/11 = 100 And anywhere in between. Stop by my page - you can pick any of the pictures - as long as they are SFW to rate! When you're done .. Please message me - NOT shoutbox - and let me know how many 11's you left. BrattyBytch {Fu-Owned By BooBoo}@ fubar
My Bail Is $330
This is fun to do. Just read the offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Done acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on your MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to a stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10 Hit on some one while at work-- $15 Ever been drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don
Once Again That Walking Away Theme Comes To Mind.
Late December..... For Todd (not the one on FU), Original by Tansy Peschel I am standing at the waters edge My bare feet digging into to wet sand. In my hand I am holding a wet stick Sand clinging to the point… As far down the beach as I can see, Our names…are together In as many ways as I could put them. Yours first, with a heart…always linked… The wind is pulling a my sweater My hair is a wild tangled mess, My oversized sunglasses block The blowing sand, the end of the day glare. The tide is coming in faster, Closer…My rolled up jeans are getting wet, And the cold is into my bones, But what I feel is the empty place in my heart… What I long for is peace, Knowing you live with me still, In my memory, Always with your arms around me. The kisses that lasted forever. Your caress down my arms Across my tattoo, Your breath in my ear… Lost in memories I do not notice the water is now at my toes. Our names have washed a
What Should I Do.....?
Snow N Ice
so the past two weeks have been a mix of snow and no snow and a random ice day. WAT. THE. HELL. cancel school already! it was sleeting earlier and now it's just lightly raining. it's annoying. i'm kinda tired of being constantly cold and wet to some degree. i just hope it isnt like that next week when i have to come home for break. i have a ton of papers coming up. yay work. I Wrote Your Name. I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes, then tomorrow will be the best day ever!
Time Time goes by so quickly passing day by day moments that were precious slowly fade away the memories are beautiful of the times we shared especially the moments when we showed how much we cared but time is time and time goes by no matter what you do so what we should be thankful for is spending time as two. Copyright ©2008 Randi D Christman
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... i'm bored.. can i bite you? :L
Erotic Fantasy I Wrote
Heres a erotic story I wrote..Rather long but I think its good! Please dont copy my work as everything I've done is copy write protected! My Overnight Fantasy He sent me a message on Thursday afternoon. He said his wife would be out of town for the weekend and would be alone. A smile came to my face and I hoped he was getting ready to ask what I thought he was going to ask. . . “Can you come and stay with me Friday night at a hotel?” he asked. “Of course!” I replied. “Where are you staying?” He gave me directions to the hotel a bit out of town and I jotted them down quickly. When I got offline, I smiled to myself and wondered how I’d make it through the next day! I couldn’t wait to see him! We had talked online and on the phone several times, but we hadn’t seen each other in quite some time. I spent the day resting and preparing for our rendezvous that night. After all these years of wanting this, I couldn’t believe it was about to happen! Around 5 o’clock, I star
Korn - Forsaken Lyrics
Korn - Forsaken lyrics I'm over it You see I'm falling in the vast abyss Clouded by memories of the past At last, I see I hear it fading I can't speak it Or else you will dig my grave We fear them finding Always whining Take my hand now Be alive You see I cannot be forsaken Because I'm not the only one We walk amongst you Feeding, raping Must we hide from everyone I'm over it Why can't we be together Erase it Sleeping so long Taking up the mass At last, I see My fear is fading I can't speak it Or else you will dig my grave You fear them finding Always winding Take my hand now Be alive You see I cannot be forsaken Because I'm not the only one We walk amongst you Feeding, raping Must we hide from everyone You see I cannot be forsaken Because I'm not the only one We walk amongst you Feeding, raping Must we hide from everyone Everyone Everyone Everyone (fading out)
The Creation Of The World
got this from a friend, rather enjoyed it, thought i'd post it here for everyone else. Polytheist Original speech by Barry Marin (PanThea 2002): Well, Yes. I became a polytheist because I have a scientific mind. I looked at the evidence: Teats on men. Nose hair. EAR hair! The Krebs cycle. This body has all the earmarks of something designed by a COMMITTEE! And I know women were involved. Because, let's face it: If a MAN had invented MEN, my balls would not be where they are. They'd be in my chest, or my skull, somewhere SAFE. My real problem is that they let the trickster Gods into it. Like farting. You KNOW farting was Pan's idea. It's just exactly his style. I can just picture the animal design committee in my mind. There's Hermes in the corner, making insect after insect after insect. They're small, they fly, they're annoying. Perfect! So Artemis wanted something to hunt them: invented the Wren. Aphrodite didn't think that was pretty enough: invented the B
I Just Wish You Would Talk To Me
I know you upset and confused right now. I just wish we could sit down and talk about things. You have no idea how it feels to feel the uncertainty I feel right now. If you dont want to remain married to me. Fine thats youre decision I can undrestand that. That doesn't change the fact that we need to sit down and settle things. I wish you would concider how much I love or kids. I need them and they need me just as much as you. I dont wish to take the kids away from you. I dont wish to take the kids away from you. I just want to be as equal in their lives as you. They do need both of us. If we can not be together with them we need to figure out how to both be with them together. Fairly, civily, and equally. We are both adults we are both fair. Their is no need to bring this to a fight for rights. We have gone through this before and we were able to resolve things in a fair manner. Lets do it again please. Try not to let what you feel get altered by what you hear around
Father/daughter Talk
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of 'the redistribution of wealth.' She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professor had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult cou
If You Love To Rave Look At This Event ....
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When A Cowboy Learns To Cry
He looks into her eyes And sees the torment in her soul, And his heart sinks deep within him. He dare not leave this angel behind, But cannot torture her anymore, And his heart shrinks deep within him. He places his worn hat atop his head, Adjusting it just over his eyes, And pulls his denim jacket Around his broad shoulders As he heads for the door. He stops to tell her that he loves her, But the words meet a cold stare, And the shrivel deep into his throat Tasting like day old coffee and bread. His eyes shift away from this angel That he has tortured so much In so little time. He drags the heel of his boots As he nears the door that leads into nothingness, And stops one more time To see his tortured angel and dearest friend Standing there in solemn grimness. They say angels and cowboys Would always be, and he believed it to be true, He opens the door into the darkness, The world from where he came, And pauses one last time to try and say The feelings that
About Me Hmmmm
Lets Get PersonalTAKE THIS SURVEY! Random What did you have for breakfast? Nothin Who do you love? My kids Family Friends Where were you born? Alabama Where are you? My bed Where do you wish you were? No where Are you happy with your life? Sometimes Do you cry a lot? When im in pain yes Do you make people angry? Naw Do you like who you are? Yeap i sure do Are you random? Yeap Do you like the cold? Naw Do you like the heat? Sometimes Aren’t thunderstorms awesome? Naw i could live without them Do you like to walk in the rain? Yes Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic? Huh Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with? Rain maybe leaves no Do you like expensive things? Yes Have you been called a slut before? Yeap got to love my haters Did it bother you? Nope cause i know im not Why do you smile? Cause i know im a good person and i have a life unlike some What makes you smile? My kids and Friends Do people asking you too many questions in a row
Please Don't Go ( By No Mercy )
Here's To Good Wine, A Great Friend, And People Who Have Sex In Public.
Cheers!! Ok. So I recently went to an interesting place with one of my gorgeous friends. If i'm going to be completely honest, I'll have to admit i was a little hesitant when she first suggested it. It's a wonderful old house with like 10,000 sq ft of space to dance, drink, talk, and fuck in. Being a voyure (i think i spelled that wrong) i have to say i certainly enjoyed looking on the dance floor and seeing chicks with big boobs an no shirts. The lady going down on the other chick at the table in front of us was good too. And of course, there were people fucking everywhere. It's peeping-tom heaven. You turn a corner and "whoops" dude is totally banging this chick on the ottoman. There was some orgy-like business going on as well. I don't think i've ever had more fun in a bar. It's cheap (for the ladies) to get in. The men don't want to be drunk because it defeats the purpose. There's no drunk dick heads trying to cop a feel. AND, when you tell them no they go away. So, I got total
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Freak Show Contest 1
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Sleepless Night
Sleepless Night A sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As stars in the sky None with enough light Of its own But adaptable In their interconnection To show me the way. The harmony of the universe Confined for a moment in the boundaries of my head explodes in its beauty. The thirst for knowledge Has kneeled At my need of sensations. Bittersweet memories Erase all the powerful thoughts Leaving a proven soul Sighing in an exhausted body. The dread of the night Has subsided And a sudden warmth Has overtaken me. While the first sunbeam Sneaks through the window I remember how to sleep.
Printer Problem
Dear Printer Repairman: Please come to my house and check my printer. The problem is that every time I use the printer and I'm in another room while it prints, my papers are wrinkled . . . even shredded. Sometimes the ink is blurred. I hope that you can find and repair this perplexing problem! Sincerely, Concerned Computer Owner Dear Concerned Computer Owner: While you were gone today I checked your printer and found the problem. Please click on the attachment for the answer. Sincerely, Your Printer Repairman
Are You Masculine Or Feminine?
You Are 73% Feminine, 27% Masculine You are in touch with your feminine side. Sensitive, intuitive, and caring are all words that describe you. And you're just masculine enough to relate to both men and women. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
Lets Start It Off
Well lets start this thing off, right now I am just setting around trying to get over sugery at home, normally I am out in my Peterbilt running around the country side. I Love what I do an I love the freedom of the open road but I am thinking on selling my truck an trailer an stop going cross country. I have gave better then 15 yrs to over the road so I have seen alot of the Country thru the windsheild, an gotten paid for it
Letting U Go
You came into my life and my heart blossomed like a butterfly, You swept me away and told me don't forget me No Way! I fell in love with u and told u my heart belongs to you... We promised to each other that we be here for one another,.. U told me lies, and not fair to my heart, know I know and now I see that You are not meant for me so I have no choice but to say I can't keep loving no more because is the right choice to keep. I know its not right but I have to let u go because I know deep my heart we will get both of us hurt. Time will tell time will see what was meant for You and me... Letting u go!.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
A Sweet Vacation
Well where to start?? well Febuary 28th i loaded up my harley & left for Daytona Beach FL. We got there fri about 3 p.m. unloaded the bikes & started our adventure around Daytona Bike week. we rode all around Bike week that weekend. Then left monday & went to eat @ Hard rock Cafe in Orlando. left there & made it to Port St. Lucie. Stayed the night there & then left then following morning to venture to KEY WEST. we made it to Key west & stayed the night there then rode around Key west & stopped to eat @ Hog’s breath saloon. then on way back we stayed the night in Ft. Lauderdale. came back to Port ST. Lucie & stayed 2 nights on that fri night we went to the Moroso drag strip. then rode back to Daytona & stayed a few more nights to catch the tail end of BIKE WEEK. it was a blast i got me sum sun & a great start of a tan. i needed a good vacation & now i am still not wantin to go back to work
Thanks Jamiie
troops can send their kids free dogs tags of there own. Also you can personalize them with photo's. Send Troops a care package. Supporting wounded Hero's and their families.
A Very Short Song
Once, when I was young and true, Someone left me sad - Broke my brittle heart in two; And that is very bad. Love is for unlucky folk, Love is but a curse. Once there was a heart I broke; And that, I think, is worse.
Holy Hell Wtf!
They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest CLUB FANTASIA CLICK THE LINK JOIN THE PARTY...MEET COOL NEW FRIENDS....PLEASE WHILE YOUR HERE MAKE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE!!!
This picture is real - not doctored in anyway - and was taken last week by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went and bought a camera to take pictures. The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust. A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The guy driving it was jogging up and down on Rt. 925. (in the background) Witnesses said their physical state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed. The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they had the customer sign a waiver. While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can’t see is the back seat, which contains — are you ready for this? — 10 bags of concrete @
She As Gone And Done It This Time
Why Don't Men Read
Well I guess I should not have expected any thing different here. I get so tired of other sites being hit by so called grown men who can not bother to read. I thought that it might be different here seeing as how everyone if suppose to be of legal age. But that does not mean that they can read either. Well I hate that we women take the time to write things that will tell people about us, but you men don't bother to read them all you do is look at our pictures and think that we just have to get to know you or should I say fuck you. Well I am sorry to bust your bubbles that is not how it works here. If you have never heard that you have to romance my mind before you get anywhere close to my body, then please take note. IF YOU CAN NOT HOLD A CONVERSATION ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN SEX THEN YOU WILL NEVER GET SEX FROM MOST REAL WOMEN. SO PLEASE STEP UP YOUR GAME BEFORE CONTACTING ME AGAIN.
"Everything worked out perfectly because I said 'yes' to my intuition." -Ruth Bernhard
Dead End Road
Life is a deaded road that we must travel everyday only to find that we must turn around and start back to where we once was. The places we see and the ppl we meet will somehow fade away like waves that travel through the ocean. Some will stay by yoursaide and help you along your journey But no mater how far we travel its alwaz comes to an end untill we travel our own path of discovery
Def Lappard - Action Not Words' ! Live Drums' By Marty Party !
A Better Tomorrow
I never knew there would be a better tomorrow But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow My days of sadness are a thing of the past Because I have found true love at last My days of emptiness are gone for good Because you fill a void in my heart that you should You've opened a window You've shown me the light And my love for you will continue to burn bright.
Babs Bully Pimpout # 2 (3/19)
~To Jeff~ From inside a heart that was broken And in what was once a darkend soul... You have filled my life with joy & love You've made me complete; made my world whole. The love that we share... So pure, so true... My soulmate, partner, bestfriend is you. You are everything I've always needed. Even tho I never knew Everything I've always wanted in life, love & happiness I found by being with you. I love you ~Tazy~
I Wish You
Subject: i wish you all the sunshine and love that your hearts can hold i wish you happienest when the nght falls i wish you peace of mind when troubles come i wish you laughter throught the song i wish you find the one true love in yourselfves and know the beauity of all around you and never take one breath of life for granted and enojy what life has to hand you in every way may every dream came true and every prayer be answer for you with love
Hahaha Thats True
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar. " The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out
Fuck It
Well finally got rid of the skank for good got sick of her bs you can only take so much bs before ya say fuck this dont talk to me.omg glad i ahvent seen her in 2 months wow relizing she drove me nuts with the crap she pulled all i can say she learned it from her parents wow they are a bunch of real fucking winners...freaking apple didnt fall off the tree it fucking stuck there. Fuck IT So Jessye is ai lieing bitch yup I said it . Lets she she mooved out back in Febuary said some shit about I love you but cant love you anymore bla bla let just be friends for now and see what happnes when you get back from Iraq..O ya that was the other things she couldnt be with me couse I was going to Iraq omf wtf woman you knew this was going to happen..SO tonight I just had it with her shit and ended it all whatever it was between us .I dont want to hear from her or talk to her ever again. I cant take freaking liers and cheats and that what she turned out to be ..She should have
A Broken Heart
What is one heart to another? Depending on what the status is between two people will make a diffrence. When you are nothing but another pretty face for someone to flaunt then that is nothing to the other. When you are together constently and unseprable then you guys are important to eachother. And with a bond like that you are something but when you are used just to get kicks and used for others purposes you are nothing. Iv been in both situations and when you lost one you care about you will hurt. And when you lose one that hurt you the most you will cry. But not tears of sorrow they are tears of joy. So when you are in pain because of what someone has done drop it. Because they will get what they desurve
More Shit
When did you learn that you were going in circles Life was revolving over and over again The things you thought were over Seem to creep their way back from the long forgotten past Staring back at you through haunted eyes in the mirror All the pain you hid inside Back again for all to see The feeling of belonging lost so long ago Now turned to rage filling the depths of your subconscious The wall you built by rules you follow Now crumbled at your feet The facade you show the world Cracking, the pieces start to tumble You start to realize that you’re broken The pieces you taped together No longer fit so perfectly Your depth perception has diminshed The flame of your insight now just a faint glimmer The parts of you not meant to be seen Now look back from all the eyes that steal a glance your way
What Is Wicca?
Wicca. Witchcraft. The Path. The Craft. Whatever you call it, it's more than just a religion or magick, it's a way of life -- in perfect love and perfect trust. The philosophy of the religion (acknowledged as such by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1986) can be overly simplified into "we are all one and we love life in all its forms." Everything has energy. Everything is interconnected. As Starhawk said in "Spiral Dance ": Our practice arises from a deep, spiritual commitment to the earth, to healing and to linking of magick to political action. All living beings are worthy or respect. All are supported by the sacred elements. We are called to make the earth a place where all the children (not just human) can thrive. Each one of us embodies the divine. Our ultimate spiritual authority is within and we need no other person to interpret the sacred to us. We foster the questioning attitudes and we honor intellect, spiritual and creative freedom. Honoring both Goddess and God, we wor
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Gentle Groove - Mother Love Bone
like my world i'm on fire cause i'm full of desire no more preachin on your part no more love on my pillow come dance with me in my room you can hold me hands i shall be your boyfriend and you can call me names and nobodies gonna change the way i feel, for my love nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove till kingdom come thy work is done on earth as it is in Dallas come play with me in room you can hold me hands i will be your boyfriend and you can call me names and nobody gonna take the power away, from my love and nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove and nobodies gonna take my love away and nobodies gonna slow my gentle groove till kingdom come thy work is done on earth as it is in Dallas ---
Robert Kelly: Cringe Comedy With A Side Of Sensitive
Our comedian friend Bob Kelly not only has a new CD/DVD coming out called Just the Tip, but he got himself his very own feature in Plumpers...err, Punchline Magazine, and we just had to draw attention to it. You'll be mezmerized by passionate quotes like this one, which illustrates Bob's insight into therapy: "I think all people should be in therapy, actually. You can go to a place one day a week and be completely, 100 percent honest with somebody else, no matter what it is, like you blew a guy for a steak. It doesn’t matter, just to get it out there; then you’re not walking around with secrets." You read it here, first... Bob Kelly sucks dick for steak. READ THE FULL INTERVIEW ONLINE NOW Then click the image of Bob's head (below) and buy 'Just The Tip'
Hillary-our Founder Is Holding An Auction
Hey everyone I am hosting my second auction since the first one was so much fun!! If you want to be in the auction I will need you to send me a private message with a link to the picture you want me to use as your auction picture, and I will also need your offer for whoever may bid on you. I am also charging a 25K entry fee that you will need to pay before you join the contest. The opening bids will be 50K fubucks so you will get it back as long as someone bids on you. The person bidding on you may bid with fubucks or cash prizes such as VIP/blasts/or even a HH!! So think of some good offers. Some common ones are: -Rate all stash/pics during a HH -Add to Family/Top Friends -Add to Yahoo -Personal Salutes You do what ever you want to do!! Once I get 10 people then it will open and be open for one week!! ~Hillary~*Founder of BBW_Bombers Family* and a "Real Deal Babe"(Fu-Owned by Espo1969@ fubar (repost of original by '~Hillary~*Founder of BBW_Bombers Family* and a "
Poem:you And I Are Dancers
You and I are Dancers Within the Sacred Fire Across the Vast Celestial Seas Burning with a Love so Brilliant It Lights up the whole of Creation How could we ever forget? How could we ever delay our return? There IS only this deep Eternal and Blissful Peace Flowing through the Heavenly Being Blessing our Radiant Union Dancing NOW As One Living Flame
200k Fubucks Up For Grabs! U Want Them???
Here is how you can get them. I am in a giveaway and need some help. I will give 2 - 100k fubucks. All you have to do is be 1 of 2 that give me the most comments. It will run from April 11-27. Also, dont forget to leave a rate. :) Rules: 1.You have to be a friend of the hostess. If you arent yet, please add this wonderful lady! ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar 2.Then you need to Private message me that you want to be included in the giveaway. If you don't private message me I cant keep track of who is in the giveaway. 3. You have to leave a minimum of 1000 comments. Good luck and have fun. Click on picture to get to my giveaway. This is brought to you by: Carebear--owned by Mikey Pitbull Mafia Hitman@ fubar
Up For Auction
I am up for the auction .... own me for a month. i will offer the following OK, for the winning bidder... > Lets see those bids! Thank you! > > -All Pics Rated > > -All Stash Rated > > -My undivided attention and comments daily > > -A link to you on my page and a write up about how awesome you are. > > -Join my family list and be 1st in my top friends > > - Add onto my screen name your tag, whatever you want, just make it reasonable, ty.
~ Without You
How can I make you seeThat without you there is no meWithout you, my heart beats stillWithout you, I’ve lost all will To dream of eyes that mesmerizeWarm soft skin felt deep withinPriceless is the warrant of fateTorturous the truth of weight Without you my day is darkMy breathing labored, my spirit starkAbandoned, feeling fatally illWithout you I’ve lost all will To Love ~   jskins
Fried Apple Pies
2 cups dried apples 2 cups all-purpose flour, sifted or stirred before measuring 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon baking powder 3 tablespoons butter 1 egg, beaten 1/2 cup milk 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 tablespoon sugar oil for deep frying PREPARATION: Cover dried apples with water; simmer, covered, for 30 to 40 minutes. Drain and let cool. Sift together flour, salt, and baking powder; cut in butter. Add eggs and milk; mix to form a soft dough. Roll dough out thin and cut into 4 circles about 5 inches in diameter. Combine nutmeg, cinnamon, and sugar. Place 1/2 cup dried apples in the center of each circle, sprinkle with 1 teaspoon of the sugar mixture, then fold over. Wet edges with a little milk and seal with a fork. Fry at about 370° in deep fryer until golden brown. Drain well. Serve with cream or ice cream. Makes 4 fried apple pies.
My Great American Escape
Oh--I Sooooo agree with this favorite US city... April, your great American getaway is New Orleans You want the best of all worlds when you head off on vacation — excitement, energy, and a laid-back atmosphere. Lucky for you, Louisiana's Big Easy has got it covered. Rich with historic buildings, fascinating sites, a unique culture, and great food, the well-preserved Creole and Cajun influences of this dynamic city appeal to your curious nature and interest in different ways of life. And when it's time to cut loose, both you and your city know how to get the lead out. Whether you whoop it up on the crowded streets of the French Quarter or just toss beads from the sidelines, you enjoy being a part of the action, especially when it involves people coming together and celebrating. Party on!
True Friends
well evveryone if ur a true friend to me u will comment and vote on this blog if not the oh well it doesnt matter anyways.
Who Crushed Me???
i just signed on and found that i have another who crushed me?? dont be shy come forward!
Joke Time
a man shouts down to hes wife and says come and ave a look at my clock wife goes upstairs and sees her husband standing there naked wife says that aint no clock husband say no but it will be when you get your face and two hands on it ha ha ha x kel x
Giving A Chance
I have decided to keep the profile for a little longer and give things a chance. I will not be on much just to check messages and maybe send a few. I have no desire to go into Lounges or workin for one. I have had enough of that drama. I know only my true friends care and have said something so for those of you who have thank you. I truly believe that if you want to talk to me and get to know me it's because of how I am on the inside and not my looks.
Love Songs
i found a love song that means something to me
A Keeper
A Keeper Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, work shirt and a hat; and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things: a curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep. It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, re-heating leftovers, renewing; I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more. But when my mother died, and I was standing in that clear morning light in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return. So... While we have it, it's best we love it... And care for it... And fix it when it's broken... And heal it when it's s
If Only
I realized one thing today, even though I'm happy for my best friend (he's finally found someone who is perfect for him) I still feel like I'm losing him. In 10 days he will be married. We've been through a lot together and he's always been the one I could go to for everything but, now it's hard to do that. He only live 30 minutes from me yet I haven't seen him in months and when we talk I can never talk to him about the things I have called him for cause he doesn't have time. I understand his life is changing and I am so happy for him but I miss our talks. He's like a brother to me. For over 5 years he has been the one that has kept me in line, kept me sane, and made me the person I am today. I hate that I feel like I'm losing him cause I know I'm not. I just wish I could have one day where we could just hang out like we used to. That's what I miss the most. Late nights, watchin movies and talking. There are a few things that have happened in my life recently that I REALLY wanted to t
Seven Sacred Prayers
O Great Spirit, who art before all else and who dwells in every object, in every person and in every place, we cry unto Thee. We summon Thee from the far places into our present awareness. O Great Spirit of the North, who gives wings to the waters of the air and rolls the thick snowstorm before Thee, Who covers the Earth with a sparkling crystal carpet above whose deep tranquility every sound is beautiful. Temper us with strength to withstand the biting blizzards, yet make us thankful for the beauty which follows and lies deep over the warm Earth in its wake. O Great Spirit of the East, the land of the rising Sun, Who holds in Your right hand the years of our lives and in Your left the opportunities of each day. Brace us that we may not neglect our gifts nor lose in laziness the hopes of each day and the hopes of each year. O Great Spirit of the South, whose warm breath of compassion melts the ice that gathers round our hearts, whose fragrance speaks of distant springs and sum
My Thoughts Of You
as i walk thru this life shadowed in darkness and hopelessness i cant help but to wonder is she out there , is she real ? i have loved many times,, but never understanding what it means to be loved or for that matter what love meant , until the one night i sat poundering what my life meant. was it worth living ? i spent my time asking god why he had allowed me to choose this path and why he had put the gun in my hand yes i was on the door step of life beyond with out ever knowing , you spoke so sure and soft, it was as if an angel had come down and sat next to me . i didnt want to hear you i turned away from you many times hoping you would see i was no good hoping you would say no no your not worth it like somemany others had done in my time here . but you didnt you stood firm you stood strong , and by doing so i opened an eye in my heart and for the first time i wanted to hear what you had to say . i heard every word, but not one word was spoken . your love was felt from
Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Happy Birthday Anthony! Patrice Oneal, New O&a Video, Animation Festival - Show Us Your Progress, Prison Bitch Movies,
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Thank GOD it's Fridee, ladies and germs! It's also Anthony's feel free to call in and wish him a happy forty-flurrf birthday! Our mushy pal Jim Norton is in Chicago this weekend at the Lakeshore theater, so Patrice Oneal is hanging with us on this festive occasion. Our culinary cohort Steven from Basil T's in Tom's River, NJ is in studio cooking up a birthday breakfast for the crew. If you want to see any of the birthday goodness or birthday surprises LIVE, AS THEY HAPPEN... All you have to do is Log In To PalTalk and head on over to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room to enjoy all the in-studio action. Of course, if you're anything like us (and you probably ARE), you're drooling profusely to the many Ladies Of PalTalk, who can be seen getting naked on cam, showering, and/or getting dressed each and every morning. Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of
Stand In The Rain
Stand in the Rain ~ By: Superchick She never slows down. She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone, feels like its all coming down She won't turn around The shadows are long and she fears if she cries that first tear, the tears will not stop raining down [CHORUS] So stand in the rain Stand your ground Stand up when it's all crashing down You stand through the pain You won't drown And one day, whats lost can be found You stand in the rain She won't make a sound Alone in this fight with herself and the fears whispering if she stands she'll fall down She wants to be found The only way out is through everything she's running from wants to give up and lie down. [CHORUS] So stand in the rain Stand your ground Stand up when it's all crashing down You stand through the pain You won't drown And one day, whats lost can be found You stand in the rain So stand in the rain Stand your ground Stand up when it's all crashing down Stand
OK- The police were able to id the thieves from the surveillance videos at the stores where the idiots used my son's ATM card. They said that us reporting it was what broke the case. It seems they had never gotten an ATM card before and most people hadn't bothered reporting the small thefts thinking there was nothing they could do about it. There were 3 of them. Two brothers and a friend. At least 2 had prior records. When they went to arrest them they found all kinds of stuff. I-pods and phones and stereos etc. They even tried to run and one of them was tazed. OMG I wish I could have seen that. Apparently all 3 are in jail right now. My son is even getting his phone back as soon as they get the paperwork all done proving it is his. Really funny thing is that when my son went down to the police station last week they had him look at pics of them to see if he knew them. They took stills from the video and matched them up to myspace. Those were the pics that they used to
The Little Boy Is My Grandson!
My Angel's...
My Angel's Jeff and Regnald My Angel is the one who looks over me.. Is the one who care for me... Is the one who loves me... My Angel has beauitful eyes... My Angel has beauitful hair... My Ange will be there when I get hurt... My Angel will be the only one on my mind... He is the Angel that keeps me breathing... He is the angel of my dreams... He is the Angel that keeps me alive... My Angel will cheer me up when I am sad... AMEN MY PRECIOUS "ANGEL'S" Till we met again...
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Rated A 2!
I try not to let downraters bug me too much. I usually just post a blog and return the rate they left me. But when it comes to downraters that do not even have balls enough to post a picture of themselves I get a bit miffed. That is the case here. I was left a 2 and he/she has no pics of themself just a crappy avatar pic. devers@ fubar
Finding And Celebrating The Joy In Life!
Ya know each day is a new chance to find joy and to dance, play and joy life to its very fullest. If you let it pass or think its useless, the chance is gone and you'll never get it back. Let me ask you, when was the last time you played? Or just did something for the sheer fun of it? Joy is not found in the world around you, it's within yourself. You can make your own joy, especially during those dark times when you need to really feel alive again. Fun and play are healthy antidotes to taking life--and ourselves--too seriously. Or i guess you could simply "Dont do that!". Playing, dancing, singing and laughing are proven boosters of immune systems and mental health and honestly make life worth the trouble. So do the twist. Sing in the shower. Get your "Wiggle On". Watch a cartoon. Challenge some kids to a game. Wrestle etc.. Don't let a single day go to waste. Everyday can be a GREAT DAY! ToniO aka Dr. Feel..;) Grande Hugggz.
Free Screws
The U.S. Government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
Toy Box
Toys and Religions Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hari Krishna He who plays with the most toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Judaism He who buys toys at the lowest price wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anglican They were our toys first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greek Orthodox No, they were OURS first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Branch Davidians He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Atheism There i
Don't Judge Us W/o Knowing Us.
When was the last time you thanked a veteran? For the price of freedom they had to pay? Did you gaze into his vacant eyes? Did you see the ghosts he can't deny? Did you think a soldier's heart was made of steel? Because he was trained to kill, he couldn't feel? Did you see the guilt written on his face, For the loss of life he can't replace? Did you know he mourns the lives he couldn't save, And walks with comrades in their grave? Did you remember the boy with innocence lost? Do you really know war's ultimate cost? Have you felt the blast of artillery fire? Do you have the courage it would require? Have you stood in trenches consumed with fear? Felt the enemies breath so very near? Have you walked with God on a battleground? Seen your brothers dead or dying all around? Have you stopped to thank a vet today, Or did you just turn and walk away? From the pain he'll carry for the rest of his life, Did you consider his family, That watch him suffer in silence
My Mind Is The Tool ..> This muscle between my legs is good for fertilizing your eggs, but it will never make or break our love affair. Although it gives you great pleasure, and those moments I do treasure, it will never be the main way to show I care. Thus, revealing the fact, that sex is just an act, and love is never anything one should fall into. I may sound like a fool, when I say my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. It may be big, firm, thick, strong, it may even last long, but never as long as the images I leave of me, in your thoughts. I feel you sister, when you say all the other misters, never took you there, but it ain't my fault. I love to touch, I love to feel, but first and foremost, I love to keep it real - you know this to be true. Although our physical acts, bring you the ultimate climax, my mind is the tool, that I'll use to make love to you. Wondrous emotion in a mixed up lov
Tha Game
Tha Game has tha dynamics of a jungle there are those who live by hunting and killing and there are those (hyenas,vultures) who relize early on that they are not capable of hunting and killin on their own they understand that if they wait long enough they will find what they need to survive at this very moment there are vultures circing around us tryin to thrive off of our creativity don't fight them its useless learn from them and Play the Game
I Got My Pete Back
ok as most of you kno i used to drive truck with my xbf well he had sen the light and now we are back together. So i am goin back to trucking dont worry ill still be able to get online and with all that i kno and love. I hope i get to meet some of you while i am ou.t there and who knows i maybe in a city near you
A Blessing For The Earth
Bless the soil beneath our feet, the sky overhead,and make us one with it. We are catching on, catching up with ourselves, Creator God, and catching a whiff of the garbage we're burying ourselves beneath.Catching,too, a glimpse of the fading streams and trash-strewn seas we have long ignored. Bless and use our reclamation efforts,for it isa task we can't accomplish alone. With your help,we can bind up and reclaim this poor old earth. We feel whispers of hope in the winds of changed hearts and minds, for we recall your promise to make all things new---even this earth we shall yet learn to tend. We are grateful for another chanse.
Round 11
Name that tune! Band and song title! First to comment gets 5k FuBucks! I will be playing this game all day so watch for my blogs in your bartabs! If you know the answer but don't want the bucks pls comment but don't give the answer so somebody can win the bucks! Since your just doin to good you gotta name the movie soundtrack this one is from! There's no escape on the spell you have placed Leaving my heart and my mind Foolish am I if I was to try to ever leave you behind I wanna rock wit you, come give me all your love No matter what we do, I wanna rock wit you Wit you wit only you, wit you wit only you I wanna rock wit you I'll stay and walk this life wit you No matter what we may go through Dead broke, no job, no house, no ride I'm goin' stay right by your side
Who's My Crushes
so i noticed i have two crushes and i cant figure out who it is. come on now you can tell me dont be shy. in fact itll probably cheer me up.
Tequila And Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take a
Pain reminds us that we still feel. Pain tells us we can still love. It shapes us, rips us and drives us insane. It doesn't have to scar us forever,but just be a reminder of something we once hand and then lost. Hold your head high and walk with grace and never show the pain on your face.
Ok Peeps
who agress with me that people have a right to speak their minds you shouldnt judge people what they say or how they feel about things life is to short to hate why not just get along but my boy spoke his mind and one peep judged him not cool be who you are dont hide anything the truth will always come out
My Brother Erick.
Hi friends first off I want to say im sorry for not being around lately to chat and hang out with you all I miss all of you of course alot has chaged alot of lately for me. A good friend of mine I have know sence 92 when I came here back in 92 from California her name is Marci she gave me a call a couple of weeks ago now outta the blue right after lunch at arby's she was on the fun with the best news I have heard in a long time she found my little brother Erick. the last time I seen him was back in 95 when I was home for a visit things was still real rough between my parents and me so I left home again back to T.X. I have not seen or heard from him sence then she has been on the hunt for him sence she got back in touch with me a good few months or so back I owe her soo much and thank her with all my heart for bringing Erick back into my life again. I have to admit I have been under alot of stress of late with Erick and my job and also tryin to go into body building some I
Ok So I Did It
i went down to corpus christi saturday and bought my daughter a 1965 a code mustang it needs new interior and a paintjob but the body is perfect and the motor runs great.i will be posting pictures soon of the car and during the rebuilding so you all can see how its going
Abuse Includes
I have experienced all of this and trust me IT IS HELL AND NO ONE DESERVES THIS CRAP. Beating Choking Shoving Hair Pulling Denial of access to Money Threats of Suicide Threats of physical harm Slapping Punching Sexual Assault Name Calling Verbal Put-Downs Humiliation Isolation Stalking
My Mother
For as long as I can remember you have been by my side to give me support to give me confidence to give me help . For as long as I can remember you have always been the person I looked up to so strong so sensitive so pretty. For as long as I can remember and still today you are everything a mother should be. For as long as I can remember you have always provided stability within our family full of laughter full of tears full of love. So much of what I have become is because of you and I want you to know that I appericate you, thank you and love you more than words can express.
Might As Well Kick Me While I'm Down.
Well like I need a kick to the teeth I get the news of what I'll be making after shelling out 12 grand for education. How lame is it that I was worth 11/hr before college and now I'm worth 9/hr. Not even enough to survive with two kids. How is this freaking possible that after all this I'm no better off than I was?
Memorial Day - Rip Larry Parks Jr.
So now here I sit knowing that next month is going to be one of the hardest ever. Memorial Day is on Monday and I want to tell everyone I meet to remember those lost and carry on their memories, but secretly I want to stay in my bed under the covers not believing that He is one of the ones we have to remember. Larry Parks Jr. was one of the greatest men to ever live. Of all morals and dreams to live on, he lived on the best. He gave me such hope and love, he helped me when I thought I was at my lowest. He saw beauty in me that I didn't know existed. Then, he gave me the greatest gift any man could give a woman, a chance to be a mom. I had our beautiful little girl in August of 06. They never got the chance to meet until this time last year, before he left for Iraq. My baby was 8 months old the first time they met. He smiled at her and said she had his eyes, and from that moment on there was a connection when they looked at eachother. Before he left he told me to take care of her, I
having problems with my computer a friend is fixing the tower on it for me and i'm stuck with a crappy back up i have,its so slow i cant mumm on it which sucks and no yahoo messenger at the mo either . Don't know how long its going to be like this hopefully not long,i'm still on my quest to make Henchman so rate some crap i'll drop some rates on you when i get time and if this damn thing will let me grrrrrr well hope to be back up to full speed very soon take care love&hugs all ♥
Ok, so this morning I reformatted my computer..Which by the way, with the laptop - is a PIECE OF CAKE! Anywho .. I sorta goofed, and forgot to save my music. Ugh! I need song suggestions. I listen to pretty much anything. I need to go get Limewire on my computer ... but if you could - would you leave me a few song suggestions?? Also - if you have not yet done so, can you please come and rate this picture?
What Is Sensuous
Everyone has their own ideas of what makes their partner me it is definitely a woman's nipples. I consider them a true barometer in determining how good the experience will be...if they are responsive to touching, kissing and sucking then I know she is aroused and will enjoy what is to follow. Breast size is not a factor...some of the sexiest women I have ever been with had very small breasts but nipples like bullets that literally rose to the occasion. By the same token a woman with larger breasts can also be blessed with very sensitive nipples and that is a bonus. It is just like penises...a long thick one that doesn't get rock hard isn't really a turn-on for it? Wouldn't you prefer a penis that responds to the touch by getting very hard and thick? I thought so! Perhaps it is just a fetish of mine but when I'm with a woman with hard sensitive nipples I am more inclined to spend much more time engaging in foreplay including oral attention to the rest of
Wed Nes Day
cool day i guess.... made some pesos @ death cab for cutie 2day @ red rocks.... then hit a couple mtgs. but the night....uh.... cant beat the waffle house hangin with erik n kris... then after....we shot over to leela's cafe/bar and had a killer time playin around with the local chics and scene. its like LA but colder a bit...and although i miss my friends there....i got some here th@s badass....blah blah blah.
I Miss Us
Looking For A Fu Hubby
im looking for a fu hubby and was looking for someone thats intrested so if u r intrested message me
Stray Cats- Rock This Town
Killing Loneliness.....
So here ya go....I really need to just get some shit off my chest right now and I don't want to burden or annoy anyone with it on the phone or on here or in person so that's why I got my blog...... I'm still here and alive. I'm doing OK, probably better then I should be but I'm still alive. The kids are doing good. It's only been a week and a couple of days but apparently he doesn't want to talk to me about anything. I just can't see anyone throwing 2 years down the drain with a kid in the mix, but if that's what's gotta be then it has to. It's not gonna stop me one bit. I got a job and a place lined up for me and the kids to live at so I'm not doing too bad so far. I want this to be civilized but how can it be when we don't work together. It seems like I've been left to die on the ground. I'm not getting the feedback that I would like to because I'm not getting any at all. I'd at least like something. Whether it be good or BAD! It's better then nothing. I'd rather have Bad then noth
Storms travel in the skies of our minds these rain drops forever tell a story candied clouds crowd out all logic, electricity pulsates through these hungry veins in distance, I reach out to you. Rampant curiosity battles the sleeping refuge within; I build my world to escape through the corridors of my dreams... through these eyes of amber, time stands still ... Captivated by solitude, I grasp for air swallowing my own screams, salvation is desperately returned to me as healed wounds reinstates faith. Lingering in the doorway of 'our' moments I hold you tight, piercing your soul shadowed reality, I become whole... @ KristinRD - 6/2/2008
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday. Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure . I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (folks, you're gonna luv this) The bank manager looks back at h
Secret Lies
they grab u heat of moment knowin u will react unable to witstand the secrets that lie behind you believe wat they say these words of hate you cry to knowone to be saved yet the lies keep fallin from her pretty lips how dare she try to hide run away with fright you chase after them not knowing they've got u a tight hold.
Saying Good-bye
I have been giving this some thought for sometime now,... to all my new friends, I do apologize, this decision was not made lightly. To those who I consider friend, but I have not spoken too, rated or talked for some time; shame on me. I had never meant to fall out of touch, or to neglect any of my friends. I would have to be on here 24/7 to pay proper respect to ALL my friends. To those that are my close friends/family, and that I care about very much,....this is the hardest decision i have ever made. I have put alot of time, sweat, and yes, even tears into "Shelscott40". But I really need to break my addiction; plus my profile has been stagnant for some time with NO HELP from friends to level.... This will be happening within the week, as I can muster up the courage to press the delete profile button, but it will happen,...I am tired of the stress,tired of the drama. tired of those that I care/cared about betraying you and stabbing you in the back. And in all fairness, the abil
Check Out My Offer
Come check out what I'm offering if you place the winning bid on me for one month...Click the link below to take you directly to the page...Thanks for taking the time to check it out...
New Improved Search(help Tab)
June 4, 2008 NEW IMPROVED SEARCH Been to the search page lately? If you haven't, go check it out. I know it's been a much-asked for improvement, and you've all been 'patiently' waiting for some changes. New in Search -the ability to search other countries -the ability to search by relationship status Here's to hoping you all find a little more of what you've been searching for... Cheers
Don't Raise Your Hand
Before you decide to take a step to hit a woman or a child, you better stop and think. That woman and that child don't deserve to be hit no matter what. Karma always comes back on you in the end, and you will get back 10 fold what you have dealt.
When she checked her mail, she noticed the number of emails, mostly silly forwards and notes from friends. Just as she was done deleting the last of them, a new email popped up. She immediately recognized the email address ... her Master. He often sent her tasks and notes during the day. Grinning, anticipating, she opened the message. As the message came up on her screen she noticed it had just one picture. Just below the picture were two words in bold type: "Our slut." Then, in regular type, her Master had written "Just wanted to give you something to think about pet." Her heart started to pound and her mind raced as she stared at the image. He couldn't possibly mean what she was thinking. The image showed an attractive young girl on all fours being taken by both a man and a woman. The obviously Dominant female had the girl's pig tails wrapped around Her hands and was guiding the girl's mouth to Her own cunt while the Man fucked the girl from behind. As she tried to go about he
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ..._...|..____________________, , ....../ ..---___________----_____|]=D ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER
Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Ricky Gervais, Mark Wahlberg, Animation Fest T-shirts On Sale, New O&a Videos, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Onli
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) ANIMATION FESTIVAL VIDEOS COMING TO iTunes!! (Keep watching that link...The first batch should be online today...or so we're told) ...and if you MISSED the animation fest, you can still get a shirt... OFFICIAL ANIMATION FESTIVAL SHIRTS: Opie's brother Elmo designed a special shirt JUST for the Animation Festival and you can get them online while supplies last! CLICK THE PIC TO GET YOUR SHIRT NOW!!!! Today on the Opie and Anthony Show, we're catching up with a few old friends. First, we'll be chatting with our British buddy Ricky Gervais, who is performing at WaMu Theater in July (click for tickets!). We'll also be talking to Mark Wahlberg about his starring role in the new M. Night Sh
How To Explain The Holy Grail
The Holy Grail is an enduring mystery. However, it is often difficult to define just what it is. Traditionally, it is thought to be the cup used by Christ at the Last Supper, but its meaning has gone far beyond this physical artifact. Rather, it is often seen as symbolic of enlightenment in the mind. It is the quest for the mystical experience, and a connection with the God-head. By connecting, you reach a state of purity. Many myths have gathered around the Grail. Typical are those concerning King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. In this respect, the Grail Quest becomes one of aspiration, purity and bonding. Of course, such myths and ideals are said not to play a large part in our lives. After all, it is just make-believe. But could it be that the purpose of Grail myths was to form a distinct mentality within society? The Grail became synonymous with chivalric purity. This was the ultimate way to be in Medieval times. The whole lifestyle of the Knight was geare
What do you want for me? I'll try hard! Want to join my facebook? Well here it is! Just msg me to my email to accept you asap! kisses :xxxx
A King's Ransom
A million ticks, a thousand talks. After counting sheep and floor tiles, we've come to this conclusion. An infinity of red roses a river of gold horizon a sky of plucked diamonds All turned to putrid ash. Flakes falling on the confused childrens' tongues. Expecting frost, expecting an angel's offering. I bear no scar of this neglect. No wound, no trophy, no fetish nor fond momento. My heart could be no more bare. My sleave never so dull. My world never so flat, grey, tone deaf. There are no songs, conciertos or sunsets. The words have all run dry. The penguins refuse to fly. We eat we shit we fuck and we die. But do we not, also feel? I No longer.
Dreaming by LateNiteFantasy© The world I roam in my sleep Is a land of mists and shadows And everything that appears to me Is shaped of the stuff of dreams Sometimes I walk Sometimes I fly And sometimes I just run Sometimes something's hunting me More often it's me who seeks. My dreams get very odd at times But true nightmares are few And sometimes, though 'tis rare, I know I'm in a dream. I dream of strange adventures. I dream of loves won and lost I dream of the future, and of the past. I dream of things I've always wanted to do And I dream of the things I've done. I dream of changes I would make. And I dream of what can't be undone. The land of mists and shadows, That I visit every night, is a place I treasure in my soul And look forward to each day. When I waken from my dreams, They vanish whence they came. Someday in the future When I am old and gray I'll enter the realm of dreams one last time. And there I'll forever stay. For now I will
Scared Of Clowns
I am very scared of those clowns!
Two Glasses Of Wine
this is from my dad TWO GLASSES OF WINE > > When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours > in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses > of wine... > > A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in > front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very > large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf > balls. > > He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it > was. > > The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the > jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas > between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar > was full. They agreed it was. > > The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. > Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if > the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
Of Purpose And Method
I. purpose- A) NONE B) self expression C) entertainment D) record of thoughts II. method- Discourses and random babbling. (Be it organized or simply stream of conciousness) Thus, the grounds are laid... let the games begin!
You Want Bling?
OK I have 100 pic's in my just cos i feel like it Album Rate all 100 in a HH with 11's or 10's and ill send you Bling just click on this Pic to start P/M when you have done LUV ღFakeFruitCakeღ@ fubar
One Wish
If wishes did come true then I would already have you one wish is all I ever ask one wish to complete this task one wish and all my dreams come true one wish and I could be with you.
2 Pac Poetry
The Rose that Grew from Concrete Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk with out having feet. Funny it seems, but by keeping it's dreams, it learned to breathe fresh air. Long live the rose that grew from concrete when no one else ever cared. Written by Tupac Shakur (1971-1996 Jada u r the omega of my heart the foundation of my conception of love when i think of what a black woman should be its u that i first think of u will never fully understand how deeply my heart feels 4 u i worry that we'll grow apart and i'll end up losing u u bring me 2 climax without sex and u do it all with regal grace u r my heart in human form a friend i could never replace Written by Tupac Shakur (1971-1996) Fallen Star They could never understand what u set out 2 do instead they chose 2 ridicule u when u got weak they loved the sight of your dimming and flicke
Come Show Sum Love
help her leavel please:-) lost souls baby Fu Angel~Redneck Family Circle (~co owner of the lost souls lounge~greeter @ Saints@ fubar
27000 To Go
Please Help Him Level! Less then 27,000 for henchman! BhamBuggy Fu-Owned by Memory Wheeeeeeeee@ fubar
Fubucks Its Gold
MIZZ SHADY'S HOSTING FOUR FUBUCK CONTESTS.. Hey everyone.. I'm hosting for different fubuck contests.. 1) FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO HIT 38K COMMENTS EACH WILL WIN $1 MILLION FUBUCKES EACH. 2) FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO HIT 26K IN COMMENTS WILL EACH WIN $500K IN FUBUCKS 3) FIRST TWO TO HIT 16K IN COMMENTS WILL EACH WIN $250K IN FUBUCKS 4) FIRST FIVE TO HIT 12K IN COMMENTS WILL EACH WIN $100K IN FUBUCKS.. Everyone for each of the fubuck contests will have a total of just 30 days to complete this in.. If you do not make your mark at the end of thirty days you will lose everything.. If you do hit your mark with in the required time frame then you win what ever it is thats offered in the contest your bombing in.. Contest one, two, and three I will need at least ten people for each of those entered before it will start and then it will be exactly 30 days from that start date that it will end.. Contest four I will need 15 people entered before I will start that contest and ju
My Midget,,,,widget.....lmao
First Intro Video And Drums
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Read Dis
if u reading dis then cum talk to me damn!!!lol
Pimp Out To My Friends!
The Best Friends I Ever Had I have Meet Some Amazing people here and I want to show them off to the fubar WORLD! I going to Introduce them to you all!!! Flanman R/L and Fubar Boyfriend of Rubbeer_Baby_Rock@ fubar This is the man that never leaves my side and he is always there when I need him.... The Man I once told I was hungry and he helped me to get the food! When I cry he is there to make me Smile (and No He is Not my boyfriend)...... He is just a good friend His Name is Flanman!!!! He is a MSgt in The Air Force, But he is the sweetest man on Earth... But don't let his Sweetness Fool you!!! He is a Military Man who serves our country, which makes me feel proud to have him as a FRIEND!!! He was Bron: * Place: Louisville, Kentucky. * Year: 1961 * Month: March * Day: 28 Now I wanna Talk about a Woman who Has never said no to me even when she is thinking of saying no! Well what can I say about this
This Is My New Owner Love On Her Big Time
How To Own Me!!
Would you like to own me? Well, I'm in another Auction... Come by and bid on me... R770770 Fu-Owns me until July 27th... and YOU can own me from July 11th to August 11th... If you're lucky enough!!! Stop on by, place a bid, come show me love, and I'll return it any way i can!! MWAZ!!!
jus wanted to b honest w u all and let u know im a lesbian mwah
Just A Biker
JUST A BIKER - I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant when you saw my bike parked out front. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But you didn't see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the h omeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old
New Erotica
He pushed her up against the door jam and shoved up her skirt over her round ass. Her long boot encased legs spread apart as he fingered her clit. “Baby” she whispered as her heels scraped the marble flooring. He bent her forward as he pushed his fingers insider her. She moved back against him. “Mmmmm.” Reaching back she pulled his cock out and started to stroke him with her hand. She turned around and knelt before him and licked the head. Opening her full lush lips she sucked him in. Suckling him further and further into her mouth until he was deep in her throat; moving her head back and forth on his cock. She was on her knees looking up at him as he sucked his cock just the way he liked. But it wasn’t enough he wanted inside her sweet pussy. Stopping her he walked off and got a chair. He put the chair in a corner. “Sit down Baby.” She did as she was told. He sat down in front of her, lifted each booted leg and spread them wide then licked her clit. Licking her clit he finger
Post Your Midget~get Points From Views!!!! Do Etttttttt
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Am I Wrong
Am I Wrong lyrics Well I talk Too much To myself And I turn my back on my faith It's like glass When we Break I wish no one in my place And I've seen You don't need their seeds When the cut goes in deep And I'm lost in sleep I can't stay In this place I can't stand When the room turns round On my fate You give no guarantees There's no promise I can keep I can't stand I can't see my way I feel blind On my feet I can't stay too long Am I wrong? Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck Goodbye, lay the blame on luck I'm so tired Of my mood And sleep comes With a knife, fork and a spoon You're so pale In your face You let life Get in your way And I've seen You don't need their seeds When the cut goes in deep And I'm lost in sleep Am I wrong? Goodbye, lay the blame on luck
Wonna Win $1000
a href="">Check out this video: JACK BOIZ ..Add to My Profile | More Videos ~THIS IS NOT SPAM AT ALL~ What’s up this boi P.C. THA GREAT! Look i don't know what type of music you listen to or what you might be listening to at the moment but i just wanted to tell you that on JULY 15th i'll be releasing my first WORLD WIDE album courtesy SHO NO MERCY RECORDS/TAKE OVA MANAGEMENT.During spring break i sold over 3,000 promo copies of the cd just to see what people think and say about the little time i spent in the studio.Of course i got some bad comments but more good!The bad comments mostly come from people who wanted to hear the same ol stuff and nothin new but all the good comments came from people who wanted to hear something new and not the same ol same ol stuff!The good mostly out weighted the bad,which kinda mad me feel good and gave me confidence besides the confidence i already built u
How I Spent My Summer Vacation, Lol
So, here it is, my last day of my vacation. Its nice and balmy outside. Lawn needs mowed and pup is yappin in the yard. Think I will weed the flower beds, finish my laundry from the campin trip and maybe even take a nap!!! Didn't sleep much last nite, too much on my mind. Not lookin forward to goin back to work, but gotta bring home the bacon cuz ain't no one else gonna do it. Thinkin about the letter I gotta write someone too. Toxic relationship and now we are friends but I need to lay down the law and let him know what he did to me. Anyway, life goes on and then you die!!
Let's Offend Everyone!‏
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. Q How do you get a
Want To Own Me? Auction Starting Soon!
Hello how would you like to own me? I'm in Fat Sonnys Auction starting today, not quite sure what time it starts! This is not a comment bombing contest so plz dont bomb but what you could do if you dont wanna bid for me is rate my pic as the one with the most rates wins a Bling pack! Those of you that wish to bid for me I promise I will be worth it! I have lots of luv to give!!! IMPORTANT: Plz do not leave comments on this Picture unless you wish to make a BID for me!
This Is The Best
Dark Knight
By far the BEST Batman of them all! Heath Leger (RIP) was incredible as the Joker! Never, ever before has a movie actually had me on the edge of my seat, but this one did, the entire 2 hours and 45 mins.. (lol yes it's a long one, but sooo good) I am telling everyone I know to go see this will not be disappointed! Plus Christian Bale = Holy hotness batman! :p
Red Fridays-if Your A True American Repost This- If You Support Our Troops Repost This- If You Love Your Country Repost This
"Red Fridays" If you are a American you have to read all of this, it's not that long, I read all of it, and I'm proud and lucky to be a American......... > >As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." > >Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was >in >the airport, returning home, I heard several pe ople behind me beginning to >clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the >greatest >act's of patriotism I have ever seen. > >Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they >began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly >to >their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, >probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm >not alone. > I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and >supports our troops and their families. > >Of course I immediately stopped and began clapp
My Family I Can't Live With Out! Ever!
MyHotComments MyHotComments HEY FU, i am making this pimpout for all the people i care a lot about. they help everyone on fu..and they are always there when you need them. so let's show them all some love...when they help you out please be sure to return the favors. MyHotComments First up we have Dj. psycho...he is a sweet guy! and a cutie too, so let's show him love! ~DJ~Psycho owner along with DJ Mesmerize of Hot Mix Radio also looking fo Dj's Bouncers, Promo@ fubar MyHotComments 2. i love this girl show her some mad respect! she is there for everyone any time of day.... AngelHellFire Greeter @ Heaven\'s Devils@ fubar   @ fubar MyHotComments 3. Then comes my very good friend living..this boy and i have been threw lots and lots. i would do anything for him. He will do anything for fu. �LÏVÏÑ Ðà Ю∃ÃM©OWNEDBY ANNA~~SHADOW LEVELER
Obama-isms...think Before You Vote!!!!!
This is a reprint of an article that speaks to not only Obama's mind but to how the mass media is in the tank for the Not Ready For Prime Time Candidate.... Barack's Obama-isms By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Thursday, July 24, 2008 4:20 PM PT Media: The gaffes Barack Obama has committed would have crushed the typical Republican politician. But the reporters who can't get over Dan Quayle's misspelling of "potato" have little to say about their man's slip-ups. Sometimes it's hard to tell if Obama is really fouling up or simply puffed up when he tries to live up to his media-fed image as a leader ready for prime time. Consider his claim during a news conference Wednesday in Israel that "just this past week, we passed out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee, which is my committee, a bill to call for divestment from Iran." His committee? Obama isn't even a member of the Banking Committee, let alone its chairman. So was it a self-promoting lie or a misstep? Only he knows. In
Less Then 10,000 To Level
Hi all *smiles* I need less then 10,000 points to reach my next level. Please stop by and help me out all love returned.
Jacks Juicy Auction
Please For Me
Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] First time That I saw your eyes Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm Play it cool But I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm [Chorus:] You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling Clumsy cause I'm falling in love So in love with you Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] Can't breath When you touch my sleeve Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm Whoa now, think I'm going down Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm [Chorus] Can't help it The girl can't help it [repeat 3x] You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me This love sick thing I like serious relationships and a A girl like me don't stay single for long Cause everytime a boyfriend and I break up My world is crushed and I'm all alone The love bug crawls right back up and bites me and I'm back Can't help it The girl can't
femme fatale poetry sours the whiskey of testosterone suitors who would rather tongue a glass of JACK then tongue a good pussy...
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm.....
1. C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 2. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. 3. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "'Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Nushy's Birthday Sho Some Luv
Its her birthday show her some of that fubar lovin NUSHY..Pimpette and Co-Owner of the PU$$YCAT PLAYMATES AND PIMPS..@ fubar while your at it hit up the lounge and since your here you know you gotta pay respects to the boss ¤Ła$Ŧ ♠oƒ Å♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ Pimp Godde$$ of the Pu$$yCat PlayMates@ fubar
Here I Go Again Up 4 Grabs!
Place ur bids 2 own me, just click the pict!
Breakfast Club Train
Yea baby!!!! Let's cause a ruckus!! Rate Fan & Add each clubber Then message Unbreakable! Make sure you tell them "Causing a ruckus!!"
Just One Rate For 2k!
Come bid on me in suckface's august auction! The person with the most rates wins a blingpak, so I'll pay 2k to each rate you give! Just private message me when you've rated it, and I'll pay you! Click on the picture! juice box¢â
Nice Guys Finish Last
Okay, why is it that the statement (nice guys finish last) is so true? Why cant the nice guy finish first? I do not understand ho we women could be so stupid as to not see what is right in front of our faces! 90% of the time we could be talking to the greatest guy in the world, good job, great personality... oh wait I am going to stop myself right there. Women now a days dont give a shit about personality! all those greedy little bitches care about is money, cars, and how good there man looks with his shirt off. BLAH!!!!! I cant stand that, first of all, WOMEN>>>pull your heads out of the money clouds and get back down to earth where the men are. You shouldnt need material things to make you happy. All you need is a faithful man, if he looks good without his shirt off its not a crime, but dont hold your standards so high that you wind up old and alone.
My Hands
My hands may be small, But they'll be there when you fall, Reach out and hold on, Hold on till the pain is gone, Just hold on tight, We'll make it through another night, Another night, Another day, I promise I won't go away, So keep holding on, And I will keep being strong, Your hand in mine, Patners in crime, Together we'll make it through, I won't let go of you, So take my hand now, We'll make it somehow!
New Auction
i'm in an auction just cick on the pic below to see what i'm offering. Happy Bidding :):):) Thank You To Everyone That Bids!! :)
Prodigal Mom
Summer ended. My cousins all went off to school. There was drama surrounding my enrolment in school. Acording to indiana state law a kid had to be 5 before august to start kindergarden. So as a my cousin's went off to school ,i kind of drifted around from relative to relative, with no real place to go. Some time after the glass table incident, my mother came and "rescued" me. we moved to the big city, Indianapolis. We stayed with my aunt pam, though i dont remember much about her in that time. As far as i knew it was my mom's apartment. It was glorious. My mom was my best friend. I thought she was janet jackson. She was so pretty. and she was the epitome of 80's fashion. She'd go to clubs at night in jeans cut up culture club style, and she was so cool, cause she dressed me up just like her. I know i annoyed her, I once got caught with some neighborhood kids playing in the water from the a firehydrant that had been broken into. I remember, before leaving anywhere she'd ask i
For The Princess Slut
I *too* love Reggaeton! Dale don Dale by Don Omar Dale Don Dale - Don Omar Gocho! Don, Don! (M-V-P) Dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale Boster dale, dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale (Boster, dale!) Mirala como maquina Pa' pillarla en una esquina Como ron, que fina Tremenda asesina Se peina y se guilla Se viste y se maquilla Traquila, chiquilla O te siento en mi silla Hoy tu vas a ser mia El Don te desafia Segura en mi via Cuidao si te tira Y si tu novio se activa Yo activo la guerrilla Y si el Boster te lo pilla No le va a dar ni cosquilla Dale Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale Boster dale, daleee Dale, Don, dale Pa' que se muevan las yales Pa' activar los anormales Y al que se resbale (Boster, dale!) Me dicen, mami, que esta noche tu estas algar
~ Cloud Walker ~
~ Cloud Walker ~ Born to mountains on high his spirit walked clouds in the sky As a strong brave young boy to all, he brought happiness and joy But as time and fate would be men came from across the sea Cloud Walker held the land in great trust but it was soon taken in greed and lust So many were the white man out numbering Cloud Walker's clan and in haste to clear the land they started fires by their evil hands Greedy and in such thoughtless rush they started burning off thick wooded brush Soon the fire was out of hand burning and destroying all the land The white men with evil smiles watched as it spread for miles but in fear they would not stay Their coward's hearts soon ran away The land was burning and smoking while people were dying and choking Cloud Walker bravely rushed in trying to save his blood's kin Risking his very heart's life he saved his children and wife His body was burned and charred and his heart's spirit forever scarred
At Last It Is Time To Dip Into Henrietta Hippo-pottummymus's (or Whatever Else She Gets Called) Bad Hide Day And Beyond.
Well, here goes nothing - another story to edit (written ten years ago) and with much drama and grammar corrections needed. Yes, and it is only about 12 pages of A4 to float over like Henrietta H. seems to do a lot of. I am not sure if this is the most recent pass either! However now it is down it cannot be over-looked even if it is as yet unadulterated. Henrietta Hyper-Potbellymus/Hippo-pottummymus woke from a long and deep slumber in the mud only to find that she had a very thick head. She stood up, gave herself a good shake to clear the deadlock and was disconcerted to find that it was no better. Flapping her ears didn’t help, as they were stiff as boards from the drying sun. Even her eyes were stuck in a far-distant stare. Then the penny dropped and Henrietta realised that, whilst in deep thought, she must have fallen asleep in the mud for much longer than was safe. A quick contemplation was perfectly safe but the results of a long meditation and sleep in the mud were a
New Baby!!
Well my baby will be here by Monday at 5:00 pm. My c-section is scheduled for 4:30 pm. I am sooo ready!!!! ~MEOWS~ ~Baddkitty~
Help Jamie Lynn To Godmother!!
I would like to introduce you to an amazing lady. She is getting close to Godmothering and since she is always here to help others I was hoping you would stop by and show her some love. Rate her pics, rate her stash and lets get her closer to Godmother level. ♡JÁmï€-£¥ÑÑ Real Life G/F ؃ ϟϟJÁkè the §Ñåkèϟϟ {Shadow Leveler}@ fubar imikimi - Customize Your World
Sarge's Bad Girls In The Spotlight? Let's Make It Happen!!!
SARGE'S BAD GIRLS IS SO READY TO SPOTLIGHT! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Quite a few million more and the bidding can begin!!! So, help me out!!! Please? Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Anyone that donates fubucks will be included in a pimpout of those who have donated that will be posted often and included permanently in my blog! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar IF you donate $250,000 fubucks, you will get a custom animation made by me! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar If you donate $500,000 fubucks, you will get a custom animation made by me and a minimum of 100 picture rates! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar donated by: 1,000,000 *Pink0828* 750,000
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Concrete Angel
Cockmeat Sandwich
its time for your cockmeat sandwich.
Wtf Have I Done Now??
Midnight Cinder is in an auction. If you buy her a VIP she is willing to give you ALL her 11's. That is right all 3000 11's for the month you VIP her. She is also offering a lot more just check out her auction below. Many thanks going to Perky for making this blog/bully so prettiful for me. :) Perky ♡ Mr.D Owner of the ☠Pіŧßułł ­­­­МãҒiã☠@ fubar
Pic Your Favorite Car Of Mine..i Put Up A Few Pic's!
Just wanted to get a feel for what car you guys liked the most out of the photos of some of the cars I have or have had. THIS ONE IS FOR YOU GUYS! lol They were all custom done by myself and a good friend Dustin..he's on here too under Warranty Voider....(shameless plug) lol So peek in my folder (rate them too please) and let me know what is your favorite if any......Thanks for viewing! Shannon
Save Me
As I put the razor to my skin, I feel the adrenalin, the pain is a sudden rush to me, as the blood falls to the floor I see my pain and worries disappearing. I hide my scars in fear of what you may say, but without you these scares will not exist. My love, my life, my reason I sit here and bleed. My smiles, my tears, my heart tares more and more. You deny your love, I deny my pain. The pain I feel when your not by my side. Some call it love I call it suicide. The razor can only go to deep, a person can only bleed so much, but the pain never ends. My nights are cold, my arms are empty The cuts cover up the pain, My smile covers up the hurt As you walk along to blind to see my hurt the days get harder the nights never seem to end I fake a smile and wipe my tears away I forget the truth. For when I am with you it feels so right. Without you I find myself lost and confused. Broken and torn. Kiss my pain away, Wipe away my blood filled tears, I long for you to s
About The Night
Clouds across the moonlit sky, Drawing shadows upon the land. The stars shining so bright, The evening now at hand. As the clouds engulf the light, It becomes cold & lonely. Though sadness it doesn't bring, Yet peace & tranquility. Though most people find, Their happiness within the light. Some of us find, There is just something about the night.
My Love
i lay here thinking thinking of the one i love my heart full of love my soul whole once again he is my other half the light to my darkness my salvation after years of torment to be held in his arms to hear him say i love you to lean on him when im weak to call on him when i need these are things i yearn for things i would do anything for wishing for the time we are together when all i have to do is turn around all i will have to do is speak his name then be in his arms for all time
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Death Of A Loved One
I have recently lost my mother and I miss her very much. Ever since my dad passed away 4 years ago all she has wanted was to be with him. I ask you what happend to that kind of love. Even in death one mate wants to be with the other so bad that death is a willing and small price to pay for there companionship. My father died from cancer and it was very hard to watch this man who was my hero go from being larger than life to a 70 pound shell with haloucinations and unimaginable pain and suffering. I remember sitting in my studio the first fathers day since his passing. I was hating on god and cursing him for making such a honest, hard working and caring man suffer such pain and agony for over a year just to take him away after this fucked up game he played with my hero. Then strangest thing happend to me then. I got this feeling like when your foot falls asleep you know the pins and needles thing? Except it started at my head and then covered my whole body and I heard a voice not a spok
Chapter 7 - Reality Becomes Undone!
REALITY BECOMES UNDONE! All our illusions are just that! You're the co-creator of your moment Make it count, cuz life is Always the Present Play Ball Shake Hands Go deer Hunting. Deceit is Unbelievable And Hides behind it's lies No matter what is believable We all hide behind our eyes What is happening now Is temporary unless you're blind Without me, there is no Me!!! The only way reality becomes undone Is if you Let it! The Complete Rhetoric! Mulch and Shit The Thrill of It The Sea of Piss Sustains Cabbage Rinds Filthy Finds Let's Reveal The Stains! We need a Dishwasher Stat! Or is that all we really need at all? More can be said about what we WANT and what we really NEED. A moral stigma if there ever was one to believe in. Beliefs are stranger than usual in this day and age because of Everyone's varying views and perspectives. Let Me Fish off Your Pier for awhile! All the ways we medicate ourselves and get ourselves so intoxicated in order to forget bits
Outlaw Auction!!! Bid On Us!!!
" /> ^^ CLICK TO ENTER ^^ AUCTION WILL RUN FROM 09/02/08 THROUGH MIDNIGHT 09/09/08 AND YOU MUST PAY UP AT AUCTION END OR THE RUNNER UP BIDDER WILL GET THE PRIZE There Are Many, Many Hotties To Bid On Just Go To This Link Here To View All Being Auctioned "CAUTION" Any Rudeness or Disrespecting Of The People Being Auctioned and you WILL be Banned From The Auction.
Behind The Flame- Update 55
CUM fuck me from behind. I like getting a hard cock pushed deep into my wet pussy from behind. I will let you pump my round ass after I suck on your nice hard cock. Lots of ass shots. This set is for Ty. If you want a set dedicated to you email me your idea. There are over 3800 pictures and 26 video clips in the member's SEXtion. Don't forget to check out my videos. I have 18 of them with more to cum. I will be adding a store page very soon. I would like to know what you would like for me to have for sale. Email me your ideas so I can start to work on them. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
Gift Shop Idea
Someone should put a Bitch Slap Item in the gift shop :) I have a list of people I'd love to send one to.
The Moment We Met
From the moment we met Until this minute right now I will never forget Getting lost in your smile The melody of your laugh The peace in your eyes Beyond all dreams I've had On so many lonely nights When I put my arms around you And I hold you so close Makes my heart feel brand new And inspires my prose From this moment right here Back to the moment we met I can't deny the way I feel For I know that I am blessed
In The Sombre Silence
In the sombre silence I can hear you calling my name so sweetly as the dew. As I realized that the darkness is approaching, I remained steadfast as the heavens began to weep. The comfort and counsel I sought from those who cannot speak proved to be useless. Sinking to the soaked earth, Head and heart joined in one voice to scream your name into the darkness. I realize you can't hear me so I remain in the presence of the dead And suffer them to see what the living cannot. It's been so long since I have seen your face, My heart is always breaking And I feel as if I am failing you. Now all that's left to do is to smile And wait for a better day to come.   Written by Danielle K.
If U Wanted A Chance To Get In On The Goods Now Is Your Chance
As most of you know i am "trying" to go for spotlight which i am getting a great deal of help from my friends.. I thank you all so much!!!! I have decided to hold a personal auction. if u would like in on this sweet deal just check it out!!!! i thank you all for everything you all rawk!
Crystal Ball--to Supernatural
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This land that is free Animals and nature living so happily The world has other things in mind Gasoline that is to be in pipes, a so called answer is just creating another bind Energy plants and such I do not care for very much People again have lost their touch Oh yes it is only a few miles, it is safe as you see I would not want a dangerous toxin like that near me The water is clean as could be Air and land is Superior than almost anywhere across the sea Prices of oil are still near sky high Instead of wind, electric and solar thets poke mother nature in the eye Takes time to have these options, oil is quick its known and clear A quick answer versus something great in the long run, indeed so much to fear Money and the desire for the easy way out Politicians and many people as well agree, not knowing the dangers that lurk about Oil spills occur in the ocean, yet we still have ships and oil drilling with devotion Pipes are not perfect either can we all see, wit
Show Some Fubar Love
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*what She Keeps Hidden Inside*
When she stares at your mouth. [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you cause she thinks she’s stronger than you. [ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tuff. [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she’s quiet. [ Ask her what’s wrong ] When she ignores you. [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away. [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst. [ Tell her she’s beautiful ] When you see her start crying. [Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking. [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she’s scared. [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite shirt. [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you. [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time. [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt. [ Back yourself up ] When she says that she loves you. [SHE REALLY DOES, MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND
When A Kiss Is Just A Kiss
When you kiss anothers lips and the sparks dont seem to fly when instead of that wonderous feeling your feal like you could cry, that feaeing of love is gone but you dont want to hurt your other when you know your heart is empty and that you seek to have another someone who makes your insides fly by just a simple kiss someone whos eyes make you smile and whos voice fills you with bliss someone who you think of every day and night someone who loves you and make you feel alright when a kiss is just a kiss the hurt is beyond all reason the emptiness fills you up inside and you just want to run run as far as you can to look for the love that you know is needed the love that makes your exsistance make sence. i dont want to live this lie anymore and i want to find my love. is life suppose to cause this much pain. where you cant evan write a simple poem without the pain inside hurting so much that you have to tell the world. i no longer want to be alo
I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me. Without any guilt or humiliation you nearly drove me crazy, while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you… > > > > > … You fucking mosquito.
Letter To The Bank
A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds, must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overchar
Being In Love With You
BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU Now, when did it start? Don’t ask me ask my heart. But, I will tell you that my heart would say, It happened on the every first day. You had it then and you have it now, But, recently it seems that you are trying to make my heart turn around. You never could and never will, Change the way that my heart feels. It has never been your physical side, The way you looked yes I’ll admit you caught my eyes. That part never matter and I’ll tell you why, The reason why that I was in love with you then and now is because the person that you are inside. You can change the outside in a person but not the in. Try your hardest it can never begin. All I ask from you it take care of it as I have tried, Without you my heart would simply die. Believe me I have tried to forget but it never happed, So, I give up, I quit, fighting the way my hearts feels. It is yours, take it, break it, or love it, do as you will For now you have two hearts and I have no
Hiring Bullie 1
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My Health
Most of you know that I've been REALLY worn down and tired lately. Going to bed at 9:30 every night and just NO ENERGY! I went to the Dr. today and they're thinking it's my thyroid. I go in on Monday for a blood test and hopefully we know for sure. I also have a back problem that I'm on pills for and on new allergy pills to help with my sinus problems. I KEEP having recurring UTI's too and they're taking care of that too! Hopefully before too long I'll be just fine. I also have my high cholesterol and high blood pressure that I'm on pills for! I'm must falling apart! :( Just thought I'd let everyone know what's going on! Morticia
Daddy It Hurts
Daddy It Hurts! This Is a true story and If you don't pass this on you don't have a soul!!! My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charil's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more,
Free Micheal Moore Movie Called Slacker Uprising.
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Come And Bid On Me
How We Roll...please Read And Comment!!!
I will continue to repost this with each blog update, as we have so many new members, and it seems that some of the old ones need reminding what Club Mystic is all about! ...and just for those of you that do not already know, I often type in caps, because that is what I want to do, and I like it! It does not mean that I am angry, yelling, upset, etc. This is the freaking INTERNET, people, if it bothers you, either learn to deal, or read someone else's blogs... HOW WE ROLL..... CLUB MYSTIC IS A GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO ENJOY BOMBING GIVEAWAYS AND HELPING EACH OTHER LEVEL, AND LOVE TO HAVE FUN WHILE WE DO IT! WE ARE VERY DEDICATED TO THE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, AND IF YOU WANT LOVE, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE; WE WORK HARD, AND WILL EXPECT YOU TO WORK JUST AS HARD IF YOU JOIN US! CAN YOU ROLL LIKE THAT? ALMOST EVERY MEMBER MAXES OUT ON PIC COMMENTS ON A DAILY BASIS, AND IT IS NOT UNUSUAL FOR THEM TO MAX OUT ON PIC AND STASH RATES AS WELL! THAT'S JUST HOW WE ROLL.... HOWEV
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Because We're Good!
It's non stop madness!!!!1..everyone that reads this...for the love of all that is fuholy...get yer happy asses over to Amy's page and rate everything you can..she's so close to finally getting Godfather..and now...with auto 11's on we can make it happen for her!!! So..get I come to your house and do the truffle shuffle and make you cry from laughter and a lot of wtf'ness ♥ Amy!!
Thanksgiving And Halloween
are yall ready for halloween and thankgiving then christmas i hope you are im almost ready
Lost Conversations
huitzil, sparks of green. gold. blue. hummingbird streaks, zig zag after thoughts and whispers of complex navigation, complex conversation and modern gods. The Aztecs thought them warriors so different from our steroidal vision of swollen power and butch whimsy. They saw delicate sword, they saw the vision dance of practiced warriors, the hovering lightening and the thrushed humm, declaration of home when war was still painted and sung Our eyes deceive the complexity of stillness The majesty of blooms holding court and giving their blood to be lapped up and levitated -- sugar fire carrying soul after soul Deliverance and destruction under the roasting, rusted sun of our East Los backyard my father stands, lapping nectar from the air, from the blooms looking for the fire that traced the steps of his mothers and grandfathers watering the barrio garden lifting moisture into the cracking air, misting the wind back into his face a
Why is trick-or-treating better then sex? If you dont't like what you get you can always go next door.
Football Finally Makes Sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
New Game!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf ????
Just tell me HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE ????? (I mean REALLY LOOK @ it !!!!!)
Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer
We got the afternoon, You got this room for two, One thing I've left to do, Discover me, Discovering you. One mile to every inch of, Your skin like porcelain, One pair of candy lips and, Your bubblegum tongue. Cause if you want love, We'll make it, Swim in a deep sea, Of blankets, Take all your big plans, And break 'em, This is bound to be a while. Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands), Your body is a wonderland. Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face, I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase, You tell me where to go and, Though I might leave to find it, I'll never let your head hit the bed, Without my hand behind it. You want love, We'll make it, Swim in a deep sea, Of blankets, Take all your big plans, And break 'em, This is bound to be a while. Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands), Your body is a wonderland. Damn baby, You frustrate me,
Finally Gonna Do It
Ok so yes I finally joined the crazy thing of being in an come and love on me !! Please :-) Huggles
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A Seaman's Life
Boats and bait, smells that takes your breath. Crews of young men, fish to clean and weigh. Waves and raging waters, winds that cut right through. No thanks ever given, to a man that makes his home on the sea. He leaves home and hearth, traveling far from home. Leave thoughts of having a family and wife. Making his life on the open waters, that is the way of a seaman's life
To Any One That Cares
I have been away from all of you for some times now. Will I am back andwould like to get to know all of you again. for I do not have many friends will let me stop play I do not have any friends. and I just get this new computer so let's put it to work.
Me And You
when i first saw you i thought you where to good for me. but now that i have felt the touch of your hand. the smell of your hair. the look in your eyes after we kiss. the sound of your sweet voice. i think to my self WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO JUST SAY "HEY". but now that we are together i'm glad i did. and i don't ever wont to lose you. to you:victoria
Happy Halloween To All Who Read This!!!
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Level Me Up Ppl...please?
i will totally return the favor. leave me a fumail to let me know what u did and i will certainly return the favor. luv u all...ur the best!
A Thousand Needles
like the death of a thousand needles it lies motionless..... in the stone cold silence it was abandoned in the dark..... to be forgotten with out a glance.... at one time it was my beautifully renewed heart full of hope and wonder..... he laid it casually on the rocks and walked away as if his hands had never touched it............
First One In A Long Time
So lets see what have I done? where have I been you ask. Whats new with jester you as Well here it is, 2 years ago in a little lounge called pheonexxx radio(what ever) met some cool peoples. A little over a year later I hopped around lounges met a person from there. Ect kept finding this same person in the lounges. ok before i go on those that known me for more than a year knows that shit happends sometimes online right? Some also know I said that I would never date another girl online,long distance, blah blah right. Im not sure whats going on but I went back on this word. Iv had alot of things happen to me this year. Thought I was going to die at one point like cuz thats what the docs told me and shit. So I quickly relized whats important in life and cut the BS. So yeah back to the story. I finally got the balls up to talk to Jessa, or she did or hell idk we just did. We talked on and off for a long time. She remembers all the way back to that 2 years ago, i sadly dont. We
Me, Myself, And I
I was in the shower listening to my shower radio and this song came on. I haven't heard it in ages. The lyrics don't perfectly fit, but the premise of the song fits so well for me. I'm going to be my own best friend. ♥ Me, Myself and I - Beyoncé
Dear Red States.
STOLEN FROM C.A.M. WHO STOLE THIS FROM T.S.S. Blue States Dear Red State​s,​ We'​ve decid​ed we'​re leavi​ng.​ We inten​d to form our own count​ry,​ and we'​re takin​g the other​ Blue State​s with us. In case you aren'​t aware​,​ that inclu​des Hawai​i,​ Calif​ornia​,​ Orego​n,​ Washi​ngton​,​ Minne​sota,​ Wisco​nsin,​ Michi​gan,​ Illin​ois,​ New York,​ and all of the North​easte​rn state​s.​ After​ this elect​ion,​ we'​ll be addin​g Color​ado and New Mexic​o.​ (AND HOPEF​ULLY VA, PA, and FLA)​. We belie​ve this split​ will be benef​icial​ to the natio​n,​ espec​ially​ to the peopl​e of our new count​
Help Me To Godmother Auto 11's Activated
My Owner.. ~tied Up~ For The Month Of November 08
The Truth Of The Matter... that this presidential election has shown me two(2)things.First America has come a long way,and secondly we still have a long ways to go.It's sad that the greatest country in the world has a problem within it's boundries.We need to stop the HATRED,Americans
November 11th At 11:11
DADDY'S POEM ~ Least we Forget ~ Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them
All The Same - Sick Puppies
^sin^ Has Auto 11s!!!
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Holding All The Cards
Men want to be the master of their own destiny. They like to take control. They think they can do this with women. They like to play games. In reality they don’t know what they are doing. I like to say that “you may hold the cards but I know how to play them“. Women when are better at playing games. Men are stupid when it comes to thinking with the wrong head. Their brains turn to mush and this is where women has the advantage.
The Demise Of Your 2nd Amendment 2008
"Yes We Can . . . Ban Guns"--Obama Announces Gun Ban Agenda Before The Final Vote Count Is In Friday, November 07, 2008 Senator Barack Obama's presidential campaign slogan, "the audacity of hope," should have instead been "the audacity of deceit." After months of telling the American people that he supports the Second Amendment, and only hours after being declared the president-elect, the Obama transition team website announced an agenda taken straight from the anti-gun lobby--four initiatives designed to ban guns and drive law-abiding firearm manufacturers and dealers out of business: "Making the expired federal assault weapons ban permanent." Perhaps no other firearm issue has been more dishonestly portrayed by gun prohibitionists. Notwithstanding their predictions that the ban's expiration in 2004 would bring about the end of civilization, for the last four years the nation's murder rate has been lower than anytime since the mid-1960s. Studies for Congress, the Congres
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[matters Of Perfection 1]
I love that excitement I get when I'm researching and inventing a new recipe. It's very similar to "I've read your work and I think you're brilliant" or "that poem really spoke to me". It's not QUITE as good as someone saying I love you, starting a new relationship, or a great passionate fuck, *scratches his head* But I do love working hard, seeing the results flourish, and expressing myself. And yes, cooking, art, and sex satisfy all aforementioned stimuli. Would I trade my art, cookery, or my self for a great or even mediocre relationship right about now? Well in a great relationship I shouldn't have to. I know exactly how I want this stew to taste, and I have a pretty good idea on how to get it there. Yes, my work has been moody, despondent and unfathomabley one dimensional lately. That's what happens when you've been 9 months out of a 9 month relationship without being able to presently calculate a dateable partner. God she would HAVE to be perfect.
I went to one today. AND IT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME! Free admission, and no lines. Beautiful weather. AND I PETTED A PENGUIN OMFGAGALGJWEGJAWG♥ This one monkey put straw on its head, and I about died laughing xD. A goose chased my friend, bahahaha. A hippo rawred at us, and so did the not so happy lion. I saw an emo tiger, and a friggin hysterical polar bear, he kept messing with us. Then, I ate the best nachos on the face of the planet. And that was my trip to the zoo ♥ =D
Help Me Out, Will Ya?
Okay, so this is my first blog. Whoopee, I know what I'm doing seeing as how every site is now some kind of blogging site. Anyway... I need everyone's help. I am testing a theory, and I can't do it without the contribution of others so if you could please do the following, I'd really appreciate it. Here goes: Over the next 10 days, I want you all to hug as many people as possible. Can be friends, family, perfect strangers, whatever. Just hug them, and really mean it when you do. After that, ask them to please go and do the same thing. I think if there can be enough love spread around this world without the possibility of a VD, we'd be in much better shape. This world is severely lacking in the love and respect department, and I think if somehow we manage to pay it forward from time to time and just hug someone, the world can change. I WILL change this world, one hug at a time. Thank you for listening, please drive through.
hell my name is billy im 27 i would love to meet new people im very easy goin and im by no means shy so if you have any question just ask dont be afraid to say what you want
About Love
how do u no wen ur in love? the person i think im in love with is someone that i always think about. everytime see them/talk to them/think about them im smiling wen i think of her my heart races i cant stand the thought of her maybe bein with someone else wat are ur thoughts? have i missed something? if so put it in a comment and ill add it....... tell me am i in love? everyone always says "ull no wen ur in love" how do u no?
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Addicted To Gary Dsc
Addicted to Fubar by Gary DSC We log on in the morning. We log on at night. But one thing is for sure, We all want to level, right? We're constantly rating pictures And stash too. I ask my friend to help me Because I helped you. You can rate 1 to 11. The choice is up to you. So tell me, Are you addicted to fu? We hit those red cherries As fast as we can. The bouncer tries to stop us But we show him. Freshmeat or Rockstar, At home or in your car. One thing is for certain, We're all addicted to fubar. I receive lots of drinks And lots of gifts. If this was real life, I would be rich! So little time, So much to do. I'll admit it, I'm addicted to fu. It's a great place to meet friends. Hang out and play. I don't get no sleep at night. Thanks BabyJ! I can't stop, It's like a disease. I can't logout, Somebody help me please! So take it easy And take it slow. After you reach the end, There's nowher
Fu Angels & Lost Boys !!!! Looky Here!!!!
THE PROMOTER FOR THE FU-ANGELS & The LOST BOY'Z Is HOLDING A CONTEST TO PROMOTE THE GROUP. THIS WILL BE FOR MEMBERS ONLY HERE IS HOW IT WORKS Its a contest of most refferals in a month By the 5th of every month 3 prizes go out to 3 winners. 1st Place: is 65 gift fu-bling @ $50.00 2nd Place: is 25 Gift fu-bling @ $20.00 3rd Place: is 1 day blast @ $7.50 The prizes can be changed out via discussion between Bright Eyed Artist, and the winner's individually & all winners are picked by me Heart of Fire I will be keeping tract of all the recruits, so when you do recruit people you need to contact me "Heart of Fire" to let me know that you will be reffering them, or tell the person you are recruiting to let me know you are reffering them. Bright eyed Artist will doll out the prizes from the 5th to the 10th of each month,.. deadline for submissions is the 1st of each month,.... & if winners after being notified do not respond, pri
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Colored Folks
COLORED FOLKS! This was written by a black guy in Texas and is so funny. What a great sense of humor. When I born, I black , when I grow up, I black, when I go in sun, I black, when I cold, I black, when I scared, I black , when I sick, I black, and when I die, I still black You white folks.... when you born, you pink , when you grow up, you white, when you go in sun, you red , when you cold, you blue , when you scared, you yellow, when you sick, you green, when you bruised, you purple, and when you die, you gray. So who you callin' C O L O R E D ???? !
No Offence
This is funny Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorcycle into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the California Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies jokingly-- "Mexican eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as
Sometimes you can scare me when your lost inside your mind sometimes you can hurt me when my love you can not find the days when you won't hold me i feel alone and empty the days when you won't kiss me i fear what i can't see sometimes i have to keep from you own desire out of fear that it will capture you like the flame of an endless fire i try and stand beside you for i know it will not last you always find your way back to me when all is said and done your still my loving baby no matter what you see
1106 The product of love is ransomed by obligation Which takes the name of family's honorable call. Isolating dates are made aimed at negotiation Cloaked robberies that take you away from it all. You go, you say you know it's for the best, Projecting someday futures where a prize is won. They seem so sincere and well-intentioned, while Bit by bit their goals are realized and yours undone. No sacrifice too great for them, they are the dearer, Since your loss was theirs, their gain seems yours as well, But into that pleasant trap he draws you nearer Where promises of paradise can spin the fires of hell. So step by step you yield to subtle pressures, Though from here your distant gaze I still can see, Earnest desire cannot compete with shrewd manoeuvre And the beckoning treasure seems reality. So as the frost crystallizes Saturday Morning Haze The quiet candle from old passion breeds new steam Again I feel the violence of each crime and craze Numbers on a d
Deleted Bombs
I have put up with a lot of crap here in fubomber land. Someone tried to run me off & I was ignored by most fubombers. She was supported by Peggy. Look woh stayed & who left - that person left & formed her own bombing family with friends & took most fubombers. HAHAHAHAhAHA I stayed putting up with the shit I have seen. I just sit in my corner bomb my necessary then who I want to help cuz they have helped me or other. I was given a contest & bombed 80% myself using my IDs & other friends' IDs. I never got my fubomberday for the family to help. I entered an outside contest & asked for help on 2 occassions & never got help After Harleys contest I didnt see a status as to who to bomb next so I set up my status to bomb SITH LORD MORTE (bottom of the list) - he had a contest on Crazymama's page who left fubombers (who also caused all the problems I had) After dropping over 150 bombs was told by Peggy that we arent helping him cuz he hadnt been bombing himself. I went on to who she t
my dreams are full of screams i no longer have a peaceful dream to see this world is full of let downs so realease the demon hounds let themhunt and feed on the mortal heart for it is weak and full of passionate heat they will take revenge on those who banished them taking pride in the heat of the hunt the pounding of mortal blood rushing through their mortal veins as their realise the hound will take wonderous plaesure in their soon to be pain!
Martini The Movie - Trailer
Hey, check this out: You have to pay attention because if you blink, you'll miss me. I'm in the opening scene: Martini the Movie Trailer
Love You Sis
TODAY I lost the most precious gift to me my loveing caring SISTER from a cold. GOD BLESS YOU SIS YOU ARE HOME NOW LOVE YOU.
An Old Poem I Wrote *dead To Me*
I woke up and realized you were gone, No where could i find you, No where, You were just lost. Gone from me, You found some new places to be. All I can think, Youre dead to me. I cant think you left me, I cant think you would do that to me. Youre dead I had your funeral and everything. Maybe I did, alter reality, just a bit. It didnt hurt as bad, who gives a shit? Celebrate your life, kill me too if need be, You will always be,... dead to me.
Naughty Or Nice ?
Which one would you prefer? Maybe BOTH ??
Gentlemen Please Take The Following Test
Male Sex Test 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) your blood-test results c) five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) your partner climaxes first b) you both climax simultaneously c) you don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) healthy, creative love-play b) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) the best part of the experience b) the second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You
The True Meaning Of Christmas
THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS In todays’ day and time, it's easy to lose sight, of the true meaning of Christmas and one special night. When we go shopping, We say "How much will it cost?" Then the true meaning of Christmas, Somehow becomes lost. Amidst the tinsel, glitter And ribbons of gold, We forget about the child, born on a night so cold. The children look for Santa In his big, red sleigh Never thinking of the child Whose bed was made of hay. In reality, When we look into the night sky, We don't see a sleigh But a star, burning bright and high. A faithful reminder, Of that night so long ago, And of the child we call Jesus, Whose love, the world would know. Brian K. Walters
Several years ago I met a young couple, just married, who started hanging out in some of the places I do. Misty and Robert. I was just playing around with my camera, taking dozens of pics like I have every day since entering the digital age of the art, and I snapped a pic of them. I put the pic along with a hundred others in a folder and pretty much forgot about it. About a year ago Robert asked me about the pic. He said he and Misty didn't have any pics of them together as a couple and wanted a copy of it. I could not recall taking a pic of them, but I promised I would look in my files for it. I sometimes take 300 photos a day and don't remember many of them. Six months ago I ran into Robert again. He and Misty had just had a baby, their second together, expanding their family to seven members. I can't imagine having five kids! That must be a lot of fun. He asked me again about the photo, and as is typical of me it had slipped my mind to look for it. Five months ago I was loo
Swf Seeks Described...
It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It doesn't interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it. I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own, if you can dance with wildness and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be careful, to be realistic, to remember the limitations of being human. It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true. I want to know if
A Woman Meets A Man In A Bar.
They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh m
Tag Ur It
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? near 2. Your significant other? none 3. Your hair? messy 4. Your mother? dunno 5. Your father? Dallas 6. Your favorite thing? music 7. Your dream last night? evil 8. Your favorite drink? Coke 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? all! 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? tropical 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? girlfriend 16. Muffins? warm 17. One of your wish list items? money 18. Where you grew up? Texas 19. The last thing you did? ate 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? None 22. Your pets? None 23. Your computer? compaq 24. Your life? ok 25. Your mood? blah 26. Missing so
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Leveling Blog 180
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Here I Go Again....
Lookin' For Love? Really??
To my closest friends who mean a lot to me; those of you who have made an impact on my life...with another year coming to a close, I wanted to share this with you...Food for thought if nothing else...if you are single, married, thinking about getting married, not thinking about it, if you have any friends or care about anyone in the world this is important- I wish I had realized this years ago and often wonder how or if things would be different. Its worth the read. Choosing A Life Partner: When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50%, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Miss. Right! If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: 'We're in love'. I believe this is the #1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound 'not p
No...this is not about someone you know, so don't assume that. I just want to vent out something that I won't be able to say to this bitch because I will never speak to her again, and so I felt like putting it helps relieve stress. You are a worthless bitch, and I am finally coming to realize that. You are two-faced, a coward and a liar, saying anything you can to anybody who will listen to make them believe you to be a better person. You tell stories to get people to believe in you, when you don't believe in yourself. You say one thing to one person, another to somebody else, and mean just say what you think is right to get people to like you and trust you, but you are as shallow as a papercut, and twice as annoying. You beg for attention, you think that your body will get you everything you desire. It won't. It will get you used, disrespected, and ridiculed. Normally I would try to protect you from that, I would try to force people to see past your appeara
Winter Wonderland
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My Favorite Verses
These are all very beautiful phrases that were taken from many sources that I love except the last one lol I just came up with that one. "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always preserves." We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS YOU REALLY MEAN IT, BECAUSE I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE.....I DON'T KNOW.........MAYBE..........BELIEVE IT!!!!!
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Special Original Poem Written By Me, Titled A Dream Of A Lifetime
A beautiful dream I had last night, I saw a shimmering sea and a deep blue sky, You and I hand-in-hand as we walked along the beach, Along a stretch of white sand as far as our eyes can reach. While watching the sun setting over the west, And listening to the oceanic symphony playing at its best, Our hearts tuned to its romantic harmony, The melodies of our love forever enchanted the Autumn Sea. I saw us standing on top of a mountain, You in my arms as we gazed upon billion distant suns, Littering the sky on a pitched dark summer night, Our hearts and minds surrendered to the universe’s might Riding the tender wind my love whispered to your heart: “No force in the universe could tear us apart. And as long as there were stars in the sky My heart forever wanted you to be mine” I saw us sitting on a small patch of green pasture Your head resting on my chest in moments of pleasure The fragrances of nearby spring flowers filled the air Weaving sweetly with the aroma f
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In the night so dark Her hair blows softly over her eyes Heart jumping as she feels him close A single touch upon her cheek Wiping the single tear shed A soft whispering on the wind His arms closing around her waist Hot breath reassuring her His wings clasping her tightly Eyes closed in warmth Her hands resting on his Locking in embrace To this we share A love An understanding Relating deeply To this end
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A Typical Sunday?????
ok so it's been 44 days now since he left. ive been through tears, hate, almost getting back with him, stress, and many offers to give me what ive been missing sex wise. as much as i want to take people up on that what will that lead to in my life now? i have 2 beautiful devil children to take care of that i wouldnt change in a million years. how do i meet my needs without sacrificing my self worth, and my idea of a great relationship? do i go out on these one night stands knowing how society has changed in the past 12 years or do i take the sympathy sex and just do it? i am ready to get on with my life, i have gotten 12 years stolen from me, i cant say that, the first few years were great. we had so much fun exploring our relationship and each other. we really got together well. the sex was great and so was the relationship...i thought. needless to say i found out recentley i was cheated on. why is it ok for a guy to cheat but not a woman? if i would have known i probably
Ghost Lover
The wind whispers soft through the curtain, Though she never knew for certain, With a tenderness only a lover shows, He had stripped her of her night clothes, As the moon light fills the room, It was the breeze that caressed her bosom, With a tender kiss upon her lips, This ghostly figure will touch her hips,, With the care not to wake her, From this wondrous sleep she did not need to stir. As a lover he takes her now, AS she moans he makes no sound, When her hands seek his flesh they find nothing on the bed, Then she wakes naked with her hand on her head, Be this a dream she says aloud, and away the ghost moves silent as a cloud.
Hi. I am actually very new to all of this, but I am rather enjoying myself. N-E-way...... We all have our stories to tell, our memories, experiences, tragedies, success', hills (so to speak!) that we have conquered, So, what am I hear to say. What makes me different from everyone else out here blogging? Probably not much here on the outside, I am a beautiful, intelligent, obviously friendly woman, and I love to laugh and have fun (as don't we all). As for the different part, I AM AMAZING!
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The Trouble With Love Is
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I don't even know where to begin. Since this Fu ownership started the drama on my page has been unbelievable. I try to get along with everyone. It takes less energy to be nice then it does to be mean and nasty. I don't tell people who they can be friends with and I expect the same in return. If you don't like who I am friends with, not my problem and do not make it my problem. If my friends have hurt you in anyway I am sorry that you were hurt. But I didn't do it. So do not blame me for it. There are always at least two sides to every story, so I will not block or delete a friend because they hurt your feelings. I am writing this blog because of the events over the last week or so. KaTman had purchased me from S1lkenedler. Did I mind that he did? NO, did S1lk make a big deal out of it or cause all sorts of drama? NO. Both of them have been great friends to me, neither one of them has ever disrespected me in any which way shape or form. But yet people who I do not even talk to h
For My Frends
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If You Were Here...
Another sleepless night All alone But you are in my thoughts How I wish you were here I think of the things we could do The way you make me feel inside, touching every secret part of me, letting the passion inside escape Even if I can't have you here with me right now, I'll wish to hold you in my arms... First we would lay by the fire Look into the eyes of desire You would reach for my hand How this feels so right... If only you were here
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City Of Nightmares
Welcome, my friend, to the City of Nightmares, Where the wind whistles through the trees, Like a ghost’s solitary lullaby, Where tortured souls band together, In a force far stronger than words can describe, One with the power to bring a nation to its knees, With only a few carefully worded thoughts, A city in which the deserted roads are endless, Only occupied by the dimmed spirits, Of once bright and positive beings, A land in which there are no visitors, No innocents just passing through, Put simply…once here, You are never able to leave, The sorrow surrounding you encompasses your mind, body, heart, and soul, Turns them black…until finally, You ARE one of those lost souls that choose to dwell within this place, Within one day of being here you will be unable to return to your old world, You will forever be trapped within the walls of this city, You will forever be in pain… So, my friend, with this, I welcome you to the City of Nightmares. 5/21/07
The Real Explanation
BDSM is shorthand for two distinct lifestyles that can but do not always come together. B&D stands for Bondage & Domination. S&M stands for Sadism and Masochism. One of the reasons many women are afraid to explore their sexual submissiveness is precisely the BDSM acronym; they are worried one inevitably leads to the other, which is not actually the case. Every BDSM relationship is as unique as the persons involved in it. What dominant and submissive individuals do together is determined by both of them. The idea that becoming a Sex Slave means being forced to live out the full and often extremely painful and offensive gamut of Sadomasochistic activities is completely untrue; it is a negative stereotype and in no way an accurate portrayal of the sane consensual BDSM lifestyle many loving couples have been living for years.
Segment Vote
Okay everyone, I have an idea for a new segment, but need your help to decide which of the two sounds better to you. I'd like to have a game that all the listeners and hosts can play, almost like a league... on Facebook First proposal is this: Pool. a game everyone can play and understand. Second Proposal is: Wrestler. This is my fave application on the site. Granted I have not been good at it, but i love playing it. Third Option: If you have a better idea, post it. Obviously i'm leaning towards one so we will see how the votes go!
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Steamed Chinese Cake
INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 1 1/4 cups white sugar 2 1/2 tablespoons water 1 1/2 cups cake flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 1/2 teaspoons almond extract 1/4 cup confectioners' sugar for dusting DIRECTIONS Arrange a large bamboo steamer or a large vegetable steamer over simmering water. Make sure it is large enough to hold the baking pan. Line a 9 inch square pan with waxed paper. Separate the eggs. Place the yolks in a large bowl along with the sugar and water. Beat with an electric mixer on medium speed until the mixture has increased about three times in volume. Whisk together the flour and the baking powder; sift this over the egg mixture, and fold in gently. Blend in the extract. Whip the egg whites in a clean bowl to stiff, not dry, peaks. Fold into yolk base. Pour the batter into the prepared pan, and smooth out to edges. Rap the pan on the counter to get rid of large air bubbles. Place the pan into the steamer. Cover the top of the steamer with a ki
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The Special Mother
The Special Mother by Erma Bombeck Most women become mothers by accident, some by choice, a few by social pressures and a couple by habit. This year nearly 100,000 women will become mothers of handicapped children. Did you ever wonder how mothers of handicapped children are chosen? Somehow I visualize God hovering over earth selecting his instruments for propagation with great care and deliberation. As He observes, He instructs His angels to make notes in a giant ledger. "Armstrong, Beth; son. Patron saint...give her Gerard. He's used to profanity." "Forrest, Marjorie; daughter. Patron saint, Cecelia." "Rutledge, Carrie; twins. Patron saint, Matthew." Finally He passes a name to an angel and smiles, "Give her a handicapped child." The angel is curious. "Why this one God? She's so happy." "Exactly," smiles God, "Could I give a handicapped child to a mother who does not know laughter? That would be cruel." "But has she patience?" asks the angel. "I don't w
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Help Me To Godmother
I AM ON MY QUEST TO MAKE GODMOTHER & COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP... I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY MYSELF AUTO 11'S SO I AM ASKING FOR YOUR HELP GETTING ME THE 2.4 MILLION POINTS I NEED TO GODMOTHER. PLEASE RATE/FAN/ADD ME IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY & RE-RATE IF YOU HAVE. I would also be grateful if you could Rate as many photo albums/folders as possible. Note: I have 5 folders that I pay fubucks for if rated during HH (instructions listed on ea folder) PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, REPOST MY BULLY, PIMP ME OUT, BLING ME ETC. BooBooKitty~AKA ¢¾Shauny66¢¾~Double Dragon Bombers~@ fubar
You're Never Alone
You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, It doesn't matter when. When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care. If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are a burden, when the weight gets to be to much. You might find if look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your friend, I don't like to see you sad.
I Have A Friend
I have a friend Who is perfect for me She listens to all my problems No matter how dumb they may be She likes herself for who she is And never tries to change She tells me to be myself And that I should never change She was shy on the phone But she would still call And we would talk for hours About nothing at all We would talk about love and life And discuss what we wanted to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful for that friend of mine Our friendship will never end And she will always be there For she is my best friend
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Be Strong.... Lol
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you. " To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Tattoo's And History
a friend made one of these to tell her tattoo story. I thought it was a pretty good idea. I got my first tattoo in Ancon City, Panama in the Panama canal zone. Since I was in the Navy, I figured that I really needed to have an eagle. Since it was before the Internet in 1987, I found a design in a magazine and took the paper picture in with me to the shop. I had this tattoo redone in mid January 2007. I figured there wasn't anything more stereotypical to add to a eagle tattoo than an American Flag so she added that behind it while freshening up the all black design with some brown. The brown has mixed with the black underneath it after 2 years so it isn't as noticeable. I got my next tattoo in the same shop in Panama. I have a large family on my mother's side. With 13 Aunts and Uncles, the oldest were having children before the youngest were out of the house. My oldest first cousin is the same age as my mother. The idiot attended a family reunion and proclaimed that "we have Indians i
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Mass Control Give Away Review
Mass Control Give Away Review Mass control is the latest marketing system that has been created by Frank Kern and could potentially revolutionize how we market online. The possibilities are countless when you consider that Frank has tried and tested his Mass Control marketing system within many different niches and under many different circumstances. The chance to improve your overall marketing skills and to obviously increase your income by using Mass Control within your niche or with in a niche that you are planning to go into. I suppose you may not know who the man behind Mass Control so I'll give you do the low down. Frank Kern is one of the most in demand marketers out there but he has chose to remain under the radar and to only work with a select group of his choosing. He used to be big in the marketing arena but a few years ago he decided it was time to go underground and completely cut of all contact with his subscribers, disappeared from seminars and eventually stopped
Shut Up! I'm Having A Rehtorical Conversation!
Let'​​​​​s start​ it off with,​​​​​ are you avail​able?​​​​​ Nope. Do you worry​ your ex will move on & be happi​er with anoth​er perso​n?​​​​​ No, i don't even think about any of them really. ​ Is there​ someo​ne you don'​​​​​t ever want to be out of your life?​​​​​ of course. Are you reall​y happy​ or are you just sayin​g that?​​​​​ when did i say i'm happy? i'm content. i don't feel like i'm in a downward spiral. things could definately be a LOT worse... Where​ did you get your last bruis​e from?​​​​​ i run into things a lot and bruise easily, so it could be from a multitude of things... Have you ever thoug​ht you were gonna​
Bitch Im From Florida
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from FLORIDA came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck ar
Soldiers Hideout Bully002
Soliders Hideout Come out the Soldiers Hideout Military or not makes no difference to us. If you enjoy listen to music, chatting, or just hanging out then come check out Soldiers Hideout. We have some of the coolest DJ's on FUBAR and we even have cams for your veiwing pleasure. We will be giving away random prizes to those who join. If you are the 150th member to join you will get 1 million in fubucks. So come by have a few drinks and get to know some of the coolest ppl on FUBAR. SO click the banner and come on in
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Hey everyone! We are all friends in an Auto 11 contest. We have a bet as to who will win the contest. Come and vote on us and lets see who wins the All we need is 1 rate per picture. Just click on the pics and it will take you to the pic to rate. Wish us all luck! VVV R/L Carebear Saer Doc Laura
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From An Alpha Male
Dom & Sub The candlelight flickered, casting shadows on the walls. Luther Vandross was crooning softly in the background. I come out from the kitchen holding two wine glasses, and my shirt is unbuttoned. Your fingers start to tremble, itching to explore my chest, but you take the wine glass instead. We sink down onto the plush leather couch, hip to hip. I lean over to whisper in your ear. You feel my breath teasing your earlobe, sending chills down your spine. Ooh you can feel your juices begin to flow between your legs. Enough! You carefully place your glass on the table and then I tell you to take mine. I dip two fingers into your glass and run it across your full lips, dipping inside to your tongue, and then back out again. I repeat it several times until I can feel your breath becoming labored. I then tell you to stand in front of me. Sliding the thin straps of your dress on your shoulders, you expose your firm breasts. With a small wiggle the dress falls to the floor, leav
Candle Light
Light flicking against the cold night… The shadows dancing about the room… Time seems to be standing still… What does this mean…? Its means the time is coming near… Where the door of faith will be open… Showing you the light… Lights are the candles in a far away distance… Trying to get up to dance with them… Tracing their every move… Falling deep and deep into the trance… Going so deep your breath seems to stop… Heart beating in rhythm of the flicking candles… Hearing voice from above… Far away and faint... Can’t make them out… Scared, you try to break free… Cant for some reason… Then you remember what brought you here… The candle light… The light’s…
Fast Driver
My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia. Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper walked up to the car. "I have never been stopped like this before," she said to the officer. "What do they usually do, ma'am," he asked, "shoot the tires out?"
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Ever Felt Like This Before?
Wrong Company - Flogging Molly Well I fell into prison about a quarter till three Where I found in my cell a glass waiting for me So I filled what was empty and I pulled up a stool But he stood in the corner, the old devil wouldn't move He said, "You drink when you're lonely." No I drink when I want! He said, "You'll never be sober." Sure. Why would I want that? I only drink to be merry but unfortunately I'm in the wrong prison cell and the wrong company
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I Hate Days Like These......
Have you ever felt like no matter what you do it's not good enough or that it will never be enough? Today is one of those days....the day that I look at my son and wonder if I should still give him up for adoption or if he would be better off with me. I can't provide him with everything he needs and it sucks because I wish I can. I don't think I am the best mother in the world and doubt myself all the time, but am I really able to do this? I don't make enough money to pay rent or any of my other bills, how am I going to be able to take care of him? I swear I hate days like these.....
Common Sense, Or 911nuggets
People are not really this dumb right? How many times have you heard about someone misusing the 911 system for directions, to answer stupid questions or just to complain about a restaurant not having what you want? Over the last three months or so three different stories emerged due to not having Lemonade, A subway sandwich was made incorrectly and yesterday a 27 year old called 911 over a McNuggets ordeal. My story however is not about any of those idiots. It’s about 38% well at least at 6:15AM Michigan time that is. I know what you are thinking. Mart, are you drinking from the brown bottle this early? No just coffee. Ok you give…sorry you would never have gotten it so why beat yourself up. My story is about a survey in which one sight questioned the sites readers “Who was at fault?” Below is the survey and results as of 6:15AM Who do you think is more at fault here? The Lady for Calling 911? 62% Both are equally wrong? 22% McDonalds for not giving An immediate refund?
The Over Powered Drama Between Me And Someone Else
Ive had problems with him before getting jealous just cuz he cant have me, i refuse to date him and once i was very close of saying yes to doing so, he end up hurting me and becoming a jerk about certain things so i flattly now refuse. anywho, he went as far as deleting himself/me off of eachothers lists within fubar as well as myspace. im not sure about yahoo. the only thing ive done was delete most (not all)comments from his and my profiles.. i left one on each. he came into my profile and deleted the last one as i did his. he also removed his crush on me.. after the second part of the convo he entered DT and hanged for a while wanting a very strong drink. plus he added T to his friendslist. he used to be number one until i met W, then he got moved to like number four or five on my top friends and thats when he deleted me once he looked. he acts like a child and very stubbern and doesnt take any nice words.. ive had trouble with him before. im tired of dealing with him but at
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I Feel You
I can still feel your fingers touching my breast. Your warm body pressed close to mine kissing your lips,so soft and sweet your hands as you slowly explore my body taking me into a heavenly bliss running my fingers through your hair as you lower your head to my treasure. Moaning uncontrollably,I quiver with desire. My passion is growing higher Looking into your Beautiful,sultry eyes as you raise and tilt back your head Your passion is growing higher and higher as you lay me back on the bed Quenching with mad desire with the heat of your mouth,on fire as your tongue meets mine. Pushing your love into me with such burning passion,yet so sweet and loving My body is trembling,heart pounding in rapture as we dance withsuch burning ecstasy the sultry look on your handsome face I arch my back to meet your movements as we dance faster and faster in our pleasure. Passion is rising higher and higher our love for each other burning like fire waiting,prolonging that spe
Concerning My Love Of Chicago & Blues Brothers
I lived in Chicago 4 years while pursuing graduate studies in math at U of Chicago, on full fellowship -- National Science Foundation Traineeship. I lived in Hyde Park neighborhood of course, in married student housing. I also attended Northern Baptist Theological Seminary one quarter -- concurrent with U of Chicago. Doing both proved to be too much for me, so I quit seminary although I was getting straight As. I also participated 2 years in a food coop called "Cornucopia" which eventually failed. It was citywide, wanting to assist poor people get better bang for their buck. I was the leader of a group of 30 families that participated. I collected the list of items, went down to Cornucopia location & purchased, & took them to location to be distributed amongst us. I loved the movie "Blues Brothers" starring James Belushi & Dan Ackroyd. Loved the high speed chases through various roads in Chicago which I remember & recognized
#1:unholy truth I'm dying on the on the inside but you will never know. As i lay dying here my body grow's so cold. Everyone is woundering what will happen to my wicket soul. Now i'm lying on my death bed, but i tell you these words tho. live your life like you would because god will never show? #2:fallen angel I was once an angel with wings and a crown. Then i saw the truth and it turned me around. And still i'm setting here tonight, settng in the darkness cluhing this knife. Now i'm lying in the bed. Having dreams of a gun to my head. And if only i could hang. but instead it all ended in a bang. #3:hell is my home My body's grown so cold. It must be time for my hand to fold. I'n this life i can't win. so tonight it must end. and as they lay me in a hole. everybody wonder's about my soul. Because i will die before i wake. And no one had my soul to take. As i died fast and well. If you wish to see me then come see me in hell? #4:1+1=death Death will
I Know You Love My Dirty Stories..enjoy!! Xxx~
So before I go into this story right now I want to give a big THANK YOU to everyone that has been reading and sending me messages wanting to read more of my stories.. I LOVE hearing from all of you.. If theres any kind of story or scenerio that you want me to write about, please drop me a line.. I LOVE writing so Id be happy to write something for anyone and everyone..Ok, I forgot the story that I wrote the other day at home so Im sitting at the switchboard at work and I feel the creative juices wanting to pour out so Im going to wing it.... Let me know what you think... Dolly Disaster XxX~ .......... Im sitting here at work and Ive been so fucking horny these last few days that Im seriously needing a nice big hard cock filliing up all my tight pink holes!.. I call you up and invite you over the house.. As I wait for you to show up I change into a pair of pink and black lace panties and a matching tank top.. Its freezing out and my nipples are rock hard. You call me to tell me that
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La Fiebre - Borracho De Besos
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Although the word is something of an antique in many circles, the idea of a blessing is a powerful one in the human experience. Consequently, giving, seeking, or receiving a blessing are important dream events. Many times, dreams include some kind of conveyance that will fall into this category. The idea of a blessing was central to many ancient cultures. When preparations for death entered its final stages, the dying patriarch or matriarch of a family would convey last wishes or hopes for affirmation onto members of a household. This was a deeply spiritual act that conveyed peace or power onto the next generation. To be overlooked or rejected during the blessing was a sign of disfavor or judgment. These things can come across in your dreams based on the subjects in them and the amount of reverence you have toward them. In more contemporary times, we can look at these blessings or conveyances in terms of complete versus incomplete relationships. Especially with parents, the blessing
Wicked Realms
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Who Fantasy Is It? It was a long drive, however, I waited patiently in the room. We have been chatting and communicating for months. Now, we need to see each other face to face. You show up at the door and knock softly; I let you in. I greet you with a gentle kiss on the cheek. You sit on the bed nervously. I sit next to you holding your hand telling you it was ok; for I was very nervous myself. I lean over kissing you on the lips and lay you down on the bed. Hearing you moan when I kiss your neck; I can only think of the desire I feel for you. (It hurts so much when I look at your photos!) You're a woman that I could only dream of having, yet you are here with me. (I must have done something right!!) As I put you at ease, you slowly respond by kissing me on the lips. Passion builds with each kiss. I try to control myself by not rushing into it. I am enjoying this moment we have anticipated for so long. I am back at kissing your neck and working my way down. Leaving a trai
Now The 4th
So, I'm not moving down to VA until April the 4th now. I'm waiting until payday. Just to let ya'll know what's going on. Welp... I'm off for now. Talk to ya'll later.
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CCPro Are you sick of NOT MAKING money online? Carbon Copy Pro is the product of two particular Marketing Masterminds, Jay Kubassek and Aaron Parkinson. It all started as a concept in Jay's mind back in 2004 when he was an unhappy muffler salesman. He knew he was destined to become more that just an average, run of the mill, everyday employee making someone else wealthy off of his efforts. He knew he had it in him to succeed and you know what? He wanted others to succeed as well. In 2004, was developed, split tested, and tweaked. They used their own money to perfect this power marketing system. It took four years and over four hundred thousand dollars to streamline their marketing system and thus Carbon Copy Pro was born. It was officially launched in 2007 and quickly become known in the industry as one of the most complete, powerful, and fully integrated sales and marketing systems on the planet. And what is so great about their system is that you are able to "c
Hey guys. I am getting ready to launch a modeling website. But, I have no idea what images I should put on it. If you would comment on the modeling images you think would be good for the site, or even regular pictures, it would be a great help! Thank you so very much!
Whether it is done by conventional or extraordinary means, travel is a central feature of many dreams. When traveling in a dream, companionship, purpose, and obstacles are central interpretive questionsto ask. Companionship may include known relationships or strangers. Generally, the companionship either helps or hinders progress toward the dream goal. The effect of your companions on your travel should be interpreted metaphorically as a symbol of that person's impact on your life. If you are traveling alone, with only occasional assistance, that too may be a picture of how you experience personal growth and progress through life. The purpose of travel is an often ambiguous or unclear image in the dream. It feels like you are going with no direct understanding of destination or itinerary. Dreams of this nature often reveal a particular feeling about direction or purpose in life. If there doesn't seem to be a point or a destination in a travel dream, you should consider the possib
One Trillion Ways To Save The World
First you have to believe --The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question - is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say 'Hey! Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride.' we...kill those people. Ha ha ha. We have a lot invested in this ride. ! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account & family. This just has to be real.' It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. . And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No
Keep Erie's Shriners Hospital Open
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP ERIES SHRINERS HOSPITAL OPEN Shriner's Hospital of Erie is a great asset to the Erie and surrounding communities. The hospital has helped so many children from burn victims to children born with disabilities. Erie Shriners Hospital have allowed the children to be treated for many conditions without the fears that they would face in a regular hospital environment. Shriners Hospital needs to be kept open. Not just for the Erie Area But also for Cleveland, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and surrounding areas.. If Eries Shriners closes then patients and their families will have to make the trip to the closest Shriners Hospital. Philadelphia is 420 miles away, Chicago is 445 miles away, Montreal is 488 miles away, and Cincinnati is 345 miles away. That is just to far for a family to have to travel with a sick child. Thank You for your time
Can't Remember When This One Was Written, But Probably When I Was 19...
A Disruption Of Normalcy sometimes i just wish i could be angrytruly vent my frustrations upon those iknow deserve it more than anythingjust tell the whole world what to go do with itselfand release all of the tension i have beenhoarding for so longbuilding up a stockpile and safety netsomething to fall back on and sink deeper withinright now i just want it all to go awayand leave my mind to it's own devicesand i just want it all to stop hurtingat this moment, this breath, this thoughti just want what i have come to accept as my life to endand become what every part of me wants and needs it to be Nijah B Redlin
Random highlights of my new life: Every morning I pray my daughter will let me nap...never happens. I planned to do at least a half hour of Wii Fit everyday...Yeah, the balance board makes me feel bad about myself so I haven't gotten on it in 3 days. I had tried tanning so I could get some color and it would help my vitamin D level go up, I couldn't sit still long enough to get much color at all. I went to a baseball game just to get out of the house last night. I abhor baseball. I just went for over priced beer and nachos. The company wasn't too bad either. Although I'm quite sure we sat in front of the boys from The Big Bang Theory and they were rather entertaining. I hate animated pigs.  "I like to move it, move it" has become the new anthem for everything done around here...clean up time, we sing it...shower time, we sing it... I'm gonna start making lanyards.
Long Day...
Been a long day at work today. Hate waking up at 4 am.. a hour earlier than i should get up. Was a good day..considering it was tuesday. We usually get slammed with admits.  Was a bad day though..due toa patient passing away. I feel so bad for his family..especially his wife.  To be married that long..and still in love.. has to be rough on her. I am so glad that I do not have to deal with that , as in taking care of the patient..and that happening.. dealing with the family and all. I do to some extent but not as much as the nurse had to. I am so lost for words over death. Never been one able to handle it to well.
Hi Everyone.
Hello Everyone,    Of course I'm new here. Looking for friends or something more. But first let me tell you about me. I'm fun loving person who likes to be outdoors. When I'm out in the woods I like to look for snakes and lizards, so I need someone who loves animals I have sugar gliders, rats, dogs, cats, birds, fish. But all my guys are sweet and loving. But I need more than just them. I love movies and all kinds of music. And i want a guy who knows hows to treat a woman. I do have a kinky side that is very bad. But that is to find out later.                                               See you
How I Fly The Fu~~ Rates Please
Gorean Written Dance
The sweaty thrall stumbes quitely back under the area holding his side were a burse is forming because of the fight.Smiling widely as the boy knows he has just own his inticing Mistress many golden tarns in the betting.With his tongue tastes the salty blood that trickles down the side of his puckerd lips.Running a strong finger over the cut lips knowing that there will be punnishment for allowing his face to be marked up in the fight.Making is to the kennels beneath the area sitting astride the bench as removes the leather pants leaving his bottum half bare.The gaurds close the chains to his collar and to the ankle clamps.Laughs as he does a fake charge to a gaurd who is chaining him jumping back and almost falling to the dusty ground.As he also feels a whip hitting his wide strong shoulders hearing the loud. (CRACK)The five ends of the whip tickle his olive skin under the hard leather armared chest plated vest.Taking the hard leather armared chest plated vest off,as one mu
Why do old people feel the need to tell the same story over and over?   Drumsticks are amazing!
The Pic
the pic is my brother i am a female
Fire And Ice
Fire and Ice by Robert Frost Some say the world willl end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great and would suffice I have to say this is the way I have seen my life lately. I want to know what everyone else thinks and how you would deal with the problem of fire and ice. Thanks everyone
Bay Area Peeps!
Hey if you were a Live 105 listener and enjoyed The Woody Show, they are having a I quit this Bitch party on Friday at Azucar in San Jose (5:32pm). Come by and show them your support even though they were wrongfully fired!!!! Now with No Name as the morning show I don't even listen to Live 105.
Sixteen Years
Standing here alone  Staring into the sky  I ask God why  Why me Why take away sixteen years of my life  What did I do wrong I had a dream set and now it's gone  You're telling me that I have to stay strong? Well, how are you suppose to do that  When you feel like you don't belong I hate this  I feel so out of place It's as if  My soul has disappeared without a trace
Not Sorry
You were an indiscretion. It's a mistake I'd rather not repeat, though I know I probably will. I won't apologize, at least not to you. You got exactly what you asked for, though it may not have been what you wanted. That's how this works, i don't know why you can't see that. Nothing is asked of you, from you. Give you what you ask for, nothing more. You look past her, through her, never at her. You don't see HER. But you want her to see you, you need it. You know that's why you came, though it's probably not the excuse you give yourself and it's not the one you gave at the door. What do you tell yourself? Why do you keep going there? You can't hide it from her, she looks straight into you, exposes the lies you tell yourself, tears down your walls. So you go, unload all of your dirty secrets on her; no shame, no judgement, no regret, just release. You never ask what she keeps from you, what secrets she's hiding, wouldn't tell you if you did. But you thought you saw something, learned so
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Vista: Virtual Instant Surveillance Tactical Application.
u decide ,   VISTA: Virtual Instant Surveillance Tactical Application.   This should come as no real surprise since the cynical spooks even assert this 'in-your-face' by advertising 'INTEL INSIDE', which says exactly what it means. More specifically, NSA have made great strides in this direction by having a back door built into Microsoft VISTA. Certain computers, especially those labelled with the logo of the 'fully collaborating' firm Hewlett Packard, have hard-core setups which facilitate the remote monitoring and controlling of personal computers by NSA, Fort Meade. We now understand that if you are using VISTA* you MUST NOT enable 'file and printer sharing' under any circumstances. If you say 'YES', so to speak, to 'file and printer sharing', your computer becomes a slave at once to NSA's master computers. DO NOT ENABLE SHARING.  
Are There No Real Gentlemen Here?
Why is it that eeryone seems to think that they can turn their manners OFF when they turn their computers ON?  I don't understand.  People online will say a million things to others that they'd never say in person!   Here in this "Online Bar," a man will say the wilest things to a woman: "Hey, I'd love to see you naked" or "Hey, do you like to suck kok?" or even "I'll pay you $xx.xx (Fu-Bucks) to let me watch you (on webcam)."  In most cases, if the same man were in a REAL bar with the same woman, andmade the same crude comments, the woman would likely SLAP the shit out of him or have him hauled out by the bar's security.   Why is it different online?  Why are you allowed to hide behind the relative anonymity of the internet while you run around like a dog in heat e-humping every woman in sight?   Well, to all those of you who are unmannered bafoons, I say I've had enough!  I expect the same here online that I would expect in the real world.  If you say something to me here that,
It takes a real man to sit here and call a woman a cunt because she rated his photo a 1. Come on did it hurt you? Did it make you bleed? Do you need a person on a computer to tell you that they find you attractive? Well if so then you need to shut your computer off an go find a life!!
Ok so I have to admit, I feel better today than I have in a long time. Is it knowing my family is there for me no matter what? Perhaps tha my friends have really come through for me? Maybe its that Ihaven't communicated with the fucking PUKE in 7 days today (first time ever)? Or maybe its buying the Mac? LOL   Another qupte I love ut have no idea who worote this one Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option Words to live by.....
Just Another Thing To Think About
Special education and public funds.   yes I know it's a dry subject, but it's just another thing i have to think about now.   What to do when you know that your child is not getting all of his needs met in his current schooling enviornment?  The push to "mainstream" all special education students 80% of the time is a blanket goal which doesn't work.   All children learn a bit differently, now add any type of Learning disability or special need, it compounds the issue. Please explain to me how a school or institution can label a child learning disabled but not tell the most effective way to teach the child.  Then decide that it's still good to mainstream them as long as they get extra help. GREAT!  now what about his social development, where are the helpers for that?  who's helping him navigate the halls?  You said his thought process is that of a child 4 to 5 years younger.  It makes TOTAL sense to feed him to the high school wolves doesn't it?   And when it's mentioned that
Come Join Chaotic And ~bratt~ And The Whole Staff On Cam In Purple Magik!!!
Come & Hang Out With Us Tonight At!! We have friendly people, good music, random bling for new members and live auction! So come on in and start to have some fun and make some new friends! If you would like to be in any of our live auctions, please read the rules then click the pic below to sign up @ blog. Any questions pm/sb any Purple Magik staff member. Thank you. So come on in and start to have some fun and make some new friends! Also we are looking for staff so if you are interested and want to work at Purple Magik please come and see us and find ou
The Real You
To be used is never fun, but it happens wether you like it or not. Some times you are the person that is useing someone, maybe with out even relizing it. Most people go out looking for someone to use. They go in knowing what they want and once they get it there done and your left there in the cold. You can always hope for a change but you really know they are just useing you. Why fall for it though? Maybe in a way you are useing them yourself too. Probably not for the same reasons but none the less you are. Its when you come to relize that, thats all it is and nothing more. Knowing and relizing are two different things. Going in knowing its nothing is not as bad, then you relize its nothing and thats when it can hur, but just for the moment its alright, right? Well we all do thing to make our selves feel better, even if it is nothing but an allosion.  But isnt that all life really is though? Just one big illution. So why not just ignore your feelings and go with the show. Cause the pic
So..I don't even know where to start with this one, but when people on here try to make you feel shitty for not forfeiting your real life to be on here..makes you want to take a break.   Yeah, ok I'm on here a lot (and more so in the past week cuz I'm on vacation from a JOB) and I like the site; that is no ammunition saying I don't have a life. Yep, I may be on when my kids are home, but as soon as they want something, I get it for them. My family trumps internet; all there is to it. I don't care if I don't answer you right away and it pisses you off or whatever it come LAST.   I am up and down the whole time. Just because it says I'm online does not mean I am glued to my fucking chair. Yep, you may see me comment on a mumm or a blog; I could've just come back from letting the dog out, getting a toy for my kids, going out to check the mail.   I do care about the people I talk to on here; I even text or call some of you. But when my real life, right in front of me family i
Sunscreen For Your Tattoo
If you are new to the tattoo world you need to know that your tattoo’s number one enemy is the sun. It is very important to stay out of the sun and avoid direct sunlight for at least one month after getting inked. After your tattoo is healed it is highly recommended to put a very high SPF sunscreen on your tattoo to help protect it from the suns rays. However, while putting sunscreen on your tattoo is better than nothing it isn’t 100 percent designed to help protect the ink in your tattoo. When you are out in the sun and your tattoo is exposed to the sun, the sun causes the ink in your tattoo to break down, which in return causes fading, cracking, and image distortion. Even if you limit your exposure to the sun your tattoo can begin to look lighter and less vibrant. While traditional sunscreens protect your skin from burning, they are not designed to protect tattoo ink. Tattooed people can rest a little easier now. There is a new tattoo product coming to the market that is
All For Nothing, Nothing For My All
Everyone is havin fun, except me. I'm down, I'm done. I'm on my knees. My blood flows freely from my soul All for the love of rock n roll.     I wrote that about my retirement from promoting. But it kinda sums up the way I feel right now. ah well =/
Interested in meeting cool furs. I'm pretty much totally new at FUBAR. It seems interesting, but I'd like to meet some people with interests similar to mine.
Letter To Bank
                                               The letter, shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir:   I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month.   By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.   I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight years.   You are to be com
No Light
I wonder down an empty street with no light. Thier are no dogs barking, children laughing or people wondering down the streets. Chaos erupted and death set in. The sun is gone and like a blanket covering a scared child darkness set in. I walk down the street still searching for life but I know my efforts are in vain. I set down on the curb and look around me pulling back the sheets of darkness in my mind but all I can see is death and famine. I hear a loud scream and open my eyes and begin to look around but soon realize it is just the wind. I stand up and start twords an empty building in the distance. As I walk and listen to the winds torment, I begin to wonder if I am being punished for something I have or haven't done. I think about my family and my friends and wonder if they are alright. I approach the building with a blank look on my face looking up at its hiegth wondering if anyone could be inside. I walk up to the door but the door sis locked. I walk back out into the dark stre

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