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What Happened
In 1966 (the year you were born) Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US As part of nationwide protest against the Vietnam War, demonstrations are staged all over the US In Miranda vs. Arizona, the Supreme Court rules that criminal suspects must be apprised of their rights before interrogation US planes begin bombing of the Hanoi area of North Vietnam Controversial American comedian Lenny Bruce is found dead of a drug overdose in his home John Lennon says, "We are more popular than Jesus" sparking controversy in the US The first black Senator is elected to the United States Senate Cindy Crawford, Janet Jackson, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, Adam Sandler, and Kiefer Sutherland are born Baltimore Orioles win the World Series Green Bay Packers win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup The Good, the Bad and the Ugly is the top grossing film Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann is published Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys an
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Back To One , Brian Mcknight
77 11's To Trade Right Now !!! ?? :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............
Conference Nature Call
Wow, technology has sure come a long way. Since I do not work in an office, all of my meetings are done over a cell phone. It did not take me long to realize that I can do things during these calls, because 9 times out of 10 I am not the one talking. So, during these meetings I have found myself eating supper, doing a crossword puzzle, and yes even playing video games. Today I took the meeting to a whole new level, and I must admit it was probably a lower level. The call was at that special time early in the morning. I set my alarm an hour early, so I could gather my notes and make some of that wonderful "Hotel Room Coffee." I had enough time for 2 cups and a morning smoke. Then it was time to dial in, for the meeting. As usual the first 10 min was rather slow, and my mind started to wander. It was then that I realized that the morning Caffine and Nicotine combination was working on my bodily functions. There was no way I was going to make it to the end of the meeting. Face it when
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Catch Yas Soon...
I have a busy few days... Missing all my Fu-Friends Often but been too busy to hang... A few more busy ones to go, I'll catch yas soon.. lots of pics when I get back... Give love and Spread me around.. Keeps Smiling..
Roberts Contest
he behind all we need to bomb this pic below and dont forget to rate it thanks
Part Two
Woman's Top Tens For Dating
Womens Top Ten Favorite Ways to Have Someone Flirt with Them 1. Talks about things she likes or dislikes, making comments and showing interest 2. Displays concern for her, her feelings and well-being 3. Shares jokes or amusing anecdotes with her 4. Compliments her on her screen name, attitude, personality and appearance 5. Sends her special/cute email messages 6. Makes an effort to contact her in some form most every day 7. Sends instant messages when she and you are online at the same time 8. Discusses seriously the traits she desires in a partner 9. Shows her your daring or mischievous side 10. Emails her greeting cards, gifts, pictures songs or fun attachments Top Ten Restaurant Types for a Date 1. Casual dinner 2. Pub 3. Retro bar with live music 4. French cuisine 5. Ethnic 6. Pizza place 7. Western 8. Salad bar 9. Sushi bar 10. Family dinner Womens Top Ten Date Picks 1. Restaurant 2. Taking a romantic walk 3. Park 4. C
Lineup Week 3
This Is my Starting Line Up this Week QB Tom Brady NE RB Warrick Dunn ATL RB Willis McGahee BAL WR Marvin Harrison IND WR Torry Holt STL WR Darrell Jackson SF TE Heath Miller PIT PK Jeff Wilkins STL Def Jacksonville Jaguars JAC These are my Bench Players Below QB Alex D. Smith SF RB Chris Brown TEN RB Ron Dayne HOU RB Ronnie Brown MIA WR Mark Clayton BAL WR Matt Jones JAC TE Randy McMichael STL PK John Kasay CAR Def Tampa Bay Buccaneers TB
Salad Knife ?
Salad Knife: Made from a hard nylon plastic, this type of utensil is designed to be used for cutting fresh vegetables such as salad greens. The purpose of the Salad Knife is to provide a cutting material that will not turn the fresh ingredients brown once they have been cut. Metal knives typically brown various foods once they have been sliced. Thus, the nylon Salad Knife was designed so foods such as lettuce would not begin to brown prior to serving. Made with a serrated blade, the Salad Knife can be used safely on non-stick surfaces to cut not only vegetables but a wide variety of foods such as fruits, cakes, bars, and breads. --- Tip: Never allow wood handled knives to soak in water and rub the wood occasionally with mineral oil. Maintaining and Storing Knives: To extend the lifetime of your knives, wash them by hand. Knives that are washed in the dishwasher are exposed to harsh detergents, which will dull the cutting edge and they are exposed to intense and varied tem
Firemans Sex
FIREMAN SEX A FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go." "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled " BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out "BELL4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
Just Another Week
Thought I would just say hi to everyone...So far the week is pretty good...But its only Monday...cant wait to see how the rest of the week fans out...should be good..i hope....Love yeh all
On Dragon Wings (poem)
To float on a dragon's wing Is a very special gift indeed One given very rarely as well To feel the purest of joys The greatest of Freedom Only one can imagine The wind in your hair The sun on your face Above the world away from all troubles Gliding among the clouds Seeing the world from a Dragon's view Feeling alight as a feather Having no ties to the ground Or the problems of the World That now lays far below What joyous feelings one experiences When given the change to be a flight Upon the powerful beatings of Dragon Wings A flight as ever in the skies Upon the mighty back of a Dragon As their powerful wings beat the air What a joyous gift and experience One is given with this Upon the Mighty Dragon Wings wrote 9/24/2007
I feel like just breaking down and then go crawl in a lil hole! My best friend is mad b/c somehow i lied to her, I don't know how but ok! She told me that I picked my son's dad over her but i never did that! I don't understand where she is coming up with that! My baby daddy wants me back but it isn't going to happen he don't even have a place of his own or a job! He's pretty much a loser and lowlife! but hey shit happens right? The only thing i can do is grow from this mistake and when the times come for another child pick the right guy! Not another loser! I had a great guy but we are only friends right now! Which sucks b/c im so in love with him and would do anything for him! And he knows that! And if he ever told me he wants to get back together I would totally run back to him in a heartbeat! The guy runs threw my mind everyday! And talking to him isn't enough for me! I want the relationship we had before! I dunno maybe god will help me out and get that special guy back into my life
Update 1
so far my vacation is doin good jus been workin alot since i been here and havin fun when i can.. florida is great.. ill update this a few more times with more detail when i get a lil more time
You scored as Very Kinky, You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80% Average50% A Sicko10% A WUSS !!0% How sexual are youcreated with
Are You A Rebel?
Are You A Rebel?Total RebelYou're a total rebel, but you don't need to be told that. You know you are. You'll do whatever you want, whenever you want. You're not going to give a second thought to boundaries and rules when they don't make sense to you. No one can ever stand in your way because you'll always be free. Myspace Quizzes
I Love You Guys
Sometime when we feel like the whole world is coming down all around us and it feels like we have lost everything. Its those times when our friends make the difference between a good day or a bad one.. I am so lucky. Even on my worst day I can't help but to smile cause as soon as I open my eyes and look around there they are my friends showing me every day and even more so when I'm down just how much they care. If feel so good to be thought about. Thank you guys so much! I have yet to feel what a bad day would feel like. I lost my entire profile and with in a week I'm only 4 levels to Godmother. I can't even pretend to take the credit for that.. That goes to my friends.. Thank you so much for making sure if feel loved. Cause I do and its all because of you my friends. I love you guys. Yes Balie I'm crying.. ty ty
The love of my life I have finally found And I know for certain that I need you around Your tender words can comfort and calm all my fears And just the sound of your gentle voice can wipe away my tears I need you more then ever since I can't be with you now And to remain by your side faithfully I make a solemn vow My arms are always open so you can come inside And as long as you still love me there is nothing you should hide I will be here for you in each and every way And I know that I will grow to love you a little more everyday So lean on me whenever you need to because you know I am always here I hope you know I love you because this I tried to make it clear
Psycho I have beaten the hell out of your bloody head and it has give me an absolute perfect satisfaction. Forgive me it was the voices which forced me to. (c) Natasha Wismer 09/16/96
Steelers Joke
I went to the Steelers game, and when I arrived, I realized that my seat is in the last row. After the game started, I noticed an empty seat right on the fifty-yard line behind the Pittsburgh bench. I made my way to the empty seat and said to the man sitting next to it, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The man replied, "No, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she died. This is the first Steelers game we haven't been at together since we got married in 1967." "Well, that's terribly sad. But couldn't you find anyone else to take the seat? A close relative or friend?" 'No," the man replied. "They're all at the funeral." GO STEELERS!!!
What does one do when it feels like the world is on their shoulders and they don't know how to release the pressure?
What On My Mind
I was just think of this all day. I put a mumm up today. I thought it was good but other could not understand it and then was putting me down for it. Why is people put other down? I thought this site was for grow up not children. putting other down is not right. Last time look I was not in High school anymore. so why ack like it, By putting others down. It is so wrong to be meen to others if you can not understand them just say so do not put them down. Be grow up about it . I know I would not put others down. I would try to under stand them. Any ways that what was on my mind
I am about to die of thirst here. Could someone please but a poor man a drink?
A Time In Everyones Life
Im sure theres a time in everyones life that they have wanted to be with someone but couldn't, you live in hope that one day you would.. only time will tell...You know they feel the same way...What are their plans..where do they see themselves in 1,2,3-10years. Is it with you? As i grow older i feel i havent got the time..i need to know.. time is so precious... God dam it where have you been all my life babe..?..
Wiish My Meetings Had This Impact............ Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central Business meetings have never been this much of a turn-on. For one woman anyway, who feels the need to, errr, relieve some tension. This boardroom is anything but boring. Now who'd like to shake her hand ? Bottomline... Likey likey - more of stacey please -
More Futardism?
Another cut and paste from a profile. I am in search of a fun,attractive,down to earth white male to have a great time with and to get to know. me im 5'3" short, curvy(but in the right places), med brown hair, brown eyes,brown sugar skin,capitvating smile,and just down right fun to be around. ...and this one's a BLACK chick, so like most forms of stupidity it knows no race, lol! Don't get me wrong I'm all for bi-racial relationships,been in a few myself, but I don't think race should be a key and deciding factor in finding the idea person.
If I Only Had The Cash...
Figures...I finally get the chance to test for a professional fire/rescue company in Virginia, and not only do I lack the gas money to get there, but my brakes are fairly well shot. So even if I had the gas money, I wouldn't be able to make it with the way my brakes are. I applied to the company about a month ago and just finally heard from them, and it would just figure that the day I got the letter inviting me to test would be the same day that my brake lines blows out on me. It's my luck...I should probably just accept it as such, but I refuse. One of these days, I WILL make it down to test, and hopefully it's soon so I don't lose the chance.
Sexy Eyes Contest
Norma Jean is having a contest for the sexiest eyes. I have been entered in it. Please come and show your support and love by commenting and rating my picture. Below is the link to my picture. Thanks again. Angel eyes
Hope He Likes
a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures**:P THE HOST OF IT @ fubar THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar
Frank Sims Synopsis
It begins in the year 1966 with the brutal and cruel murder of a unknown artist named Victor Dumas, along with his death the killers, a Geno Wilcox orders his son Nathan to murder Victor's daughter as she was the only witness. Now today, a strange killer is after the Wilcox and the Tortelli family for the crime they committed so long ago and to reclaim six paintings that hold a mysterious secret of their own. One man must find out who this creature is and why she wants these paintings so badly. This movie has several kinds of genres blended together, Horror, Mystery, Super Spy James Bond type gadgets and comic book elements. For there are comic book characters in it, comic book characters of my own design, I didn't use any copyrighted material. The characters are the fire producing hitman named Napalm, a ninja from Frank's past named Master Ninja and the armored plated hero, Armor-Class (But that's only a cameo). It's scary, it's funny, it's interesting and can you follow the c
Doing What Is Right For My Daughter
i wrote a few mumms that i want to clear the air on right now.i love my daughter more than any thing in this world.i would never leave my baby for any woman and i would never do any thing to hurt her.what i was asking in my mumms and badly i want to add is.would you move to a different part of the country with ur child away from all that is normal to her??i am not going any where with out her and that never crossed my make a long story short.what i am asking is do i take my baby away from things she knows to a place that would be new to her.just to say it again,I AM WITH MY DAUGHTER ALWAYS..I AM NOT LEAVING HER FOR ANY REASON...
Wanna Know The Truth!!!
I Messed Up...
Sometimes i just stick my foot in the biggest pile of sh*t. I think ive lost my best friend for good. She wont talk to me, and if she does, shes pissed at me. My emotions have yet again, failed me. It hurts with every ounce of my being to write this because ive lost her for good. I know shes not my girlfriend, nor will she ever be, but it still hurts the only one youve really trusted. Theres nothing in the world that could change what ive done. I wish there was. If i could take everything back that ive done to hurt her, id do it immediately. i meant no ill will towards her. i just wish she knew i was sorry, from the bottom of my heart. i wish she could see the pain i feel right now, i truly regret everything i have done.
Omg Wtf Is Wrong With
ME!!! I know i said i should have pics up tonight, but unless i get really fuckin motivated later and take a shower and take them myself out here, then pics are tomorrow... it took longer than i figured to start setting up the computer and also setting it up in general (damn leaking air conditioners) ... so now i've been just kinda sitting here praying for points and ratings since i'm finally under 100k to level lol... i'll have pics up tomorrow though come hell or high water (which better NOT come from the air conditioner) if i don't take any tonight. for those that haven't been rated/fanned - if you posted in the last blog, you now have been. if you haven't, please post here (if you don't wanna seem like a point whore, post about me being a jackass for not getting the pics done, or something) i'll be checking each person that comments this blog post to rate and fan. love you all Sin
I'm Hungry.
What's for dinner? :D And am I invited?
Albert Hammond - Down By The River (cerca Del Ro)
Leaveing This Place
I have found myself in this place. Lost and confused. Turned around, because of mistakes I have made. Following what I thought was my heart. Only to find out that I was following a lie. A dream for something more is what lead me here. And here I am all alone and without the dream. My heart is hurt, and hiding inside me. Scarred and scared away from the thing's it feels it will never see. I am leaving this place. Somewhat better then I was before I came. Knowing I have gained friends, thing's I wanted and knowledge of what never to do again. As I work towards the goal of going home. I know I will make it, because there is nothing holding me back like before. One day maybe eventually that dream will find me. No matter how much I may doubt it. Wish me well as I find my path again. Not wanting to hurt anymore. Ready to let go of the thing's that have transpired. So I can find myself and my path. Needing life to balance. Not wanting to live life being F.I.N.E. Freaked out. Insecure. Neurot
Want To Listen To Some Good Music For A Change?
Are you tired of listening to the same old boring music?Come listen to DJ Love play some killer tunes at CHAOS radio. They play what the others WONT.Here is a link, Dont be a wuss, click the link! You wont regret it!
Hi there friends it has been a good long while sence my last blog soo here goes 1 that I have had to deal with and of course alot of you also . I made a friend 1 day on yahoo name with with held of course and yes shes female her and I use to hang out alot when I had my cam on my old home comp before I got my laptop we use to do voice chats at times she even had my cell she was a cool friend nothin ever came serious between us just friends soo she finnaly met a guy who took her to the prom that was all ok the real problem is that afterwards they got together. Now the hard stuff soo they hung out some and all at times she sent me pix via cell or sent me messages via yahoo let me know that she had a man and all and they was tryin to make things happen and all ok thats fine and dandy no probs about 2 weeks ago I sent her a message via cell sayin. I hope you 2 are doin ok and all is well about 10 mins later not sure if it was her or him most likely it was him pretending to be her s
Brick House Contest
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Passion 4
Just Wanted Today
My brothers and sisters are out there putting their neck on the line , never felt so proud to be a part of such a great family (USMC.) while politicians take away our benefits , and our pay we still come out every day to take care of bussines. I happy to say that even do i shreded blood for this country I wouldn't have it any other way I love my country , I love america , there no place like it . God bless this great country and everyone of my brother and sisters that live in it !!!!!!!
A Heads Up > Im Not Ignoring You All!
Ok heres the update. Im NOT ignoring everyone, I've just been super busy. This weekend and following week will be busy as hell. I have court, a few doc appointments, a 3 day interview, Possibly going out of town for a few days to pack up all my shit and bring it up here, being full time mother to 2 kids, and full time aunt/sitter to 6 other kids. And some where in all that, my birthday is sunday the 21rst, and I plan (well hope) to be able to go out to celebrate.If things go right I'll be able to be kid free and go clubbing and/or to bars. Hell even going out to the movies would be nice! lol So ya, I'm not being a rude bitch, I just have a life outside Fubar! lmao. Leave me lots of luv tho and as soon as i have spare time I WILL return all luv given to me! Promise! So give me some thing to look forward too! Leave me lots of birthday love too! Oh yes, and In case any of you want it, i do have a myspace and yahoo. Just gotta ask me for it if you dont have it already! XOXOXO's,
Until The End
Time unravels like a kitten playing with a ball of yarn. Waiting for you has become an obsession now. Listening for your footsteps; hoping for the sound of your voice... Waiting seems like forever but time is moving ever so rapidly. Do you still think of me; do you sit and ponder on what could have been. I know I do... Reaching deep inside to do the simplest of things; I must force myself to eat. Sleeping only when staying awake is no longer possible and then waking at the slightest of sounds... What will it take for my world to right itself once more; or is it even possible. You seem to take all of this with such ease while inside I am slowly dying... It is only a matter of time before I give up the fight altogether. Knowing that when I do you'll be able to move on without a thought. So here I sit; and here I wait... Until the end...
Being Single Is Not Fun Anymore.
Year 1: I was too hurt to date. I couldn't let go of the fact that he had left me. We didn't have a fight, no argument, not even a disagreement. He just up and left one day. After 5 years together, he was gone. My heart in a billion pieces. I cried for months after. Year 2: I immersed myself in school. I had been laid off my job, and was having a hard time finding a new one. I had decided to finish my education. That alone, was a scary prospect. I had dropped out of high school in my Junior year. Way back in 1974. So the thought of going back to school was indeed scary. But I knew it would be necessary. I got my G.E.D. then enrolled in college in the Criminal Justice Program. I graduated with a 3.65 g.p.a. and an Associates degree of Applied Sciences. Year 3: After graduating college, I had every intention of becoming a police officer. One week after graduation, I was approached to promote a band called Raging Angel. Now, up to that point, I had been promoting bands as just a h
Yes, there are guidelines: i am a collared whore. my Master, Pure, does not share what belongs to Him. That being said please read the following: For all those to whom this may apply: Yes, i am a real submissive and i have a Master. Pure owns me. He has collared me and has made me the happiest whore. i love to please my Master. He is not cruel to me. He knows how to control me and the marks/bruises He leaves on my body are so nice. i am so happy to be His. my Master rocks my world. Guidlines: my only family is my Master. i can post pictures on my site. i will never put up "kitty" pictures. i can chat with anyone. Please, if You want to be friends, send an email, a shout, or catch me in a chatroom. i will not accept a blank friend request. Please do not ask me to send pictures, i have loaded all i am going to share onto this site. i do change them from time to time so as to keep things fresh. Please do not ask for me to play / meet with you. i am a
Good Men
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Nothing Is Ever Easy!!!!!!!!!
Being a Mom is never easy. Were always checking and making sure things are safe for our children. Keeping up with the housework, being a bus driver when our children need to go to practice or a christmas program or to a friends house. Keeping the other half happy (That in it self can be the biggest job).... Being a friend is never easy, till u get to know them so well that u can feel what they are doing over 1,000 miles away. I have a soulmate friend whom we share these feelings. Like I said nothing is ever easy. She feels my feelings whether I am sad or happy she feels these things. I love my friend to death she is so part of me but I feel her pain and anger sometimes and it really makes it hard for me and her because thats where mixed emotions come in and we are tangled together. My Job is never easy either. I am a bus driver and its for little children under the age of 4 and they are a challenge everyday. Trying to keep them inline and working with them to know there n
The Sex Fairy
This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ = 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============ = 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============ = 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============ = 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============ =
I Thank You Child
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Me And Selma
Chromaluna on imikimi - Customize Your World
42 Weird Things
>1.) A shrimp's heart is in its head. > >2.) The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest >tongue twister in the English language. > >3.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a >million descendants. > >4.) Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your >ear by 700 times. > >5.) If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, >Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, >1969 make it illegal for U. S. citizens to have any contact with >extraterrestrials or their vehicles? > >6.) In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. > >7.) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. > >8.) 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting >on them and photocopying their butts. > >9.) Most lipstick contains fish scales > >10.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. > > 11.) If you
To Support Or Not To Support
I've been in the US Army for over 4 years now, in the last year I have been away from my family, I have seen my daughter a total of 3 weeks and I haven't held my wife at night in almost a year. People hate us, say " we shouldn't be over here in Afghanistan and Iraq. Do not hate the troops for protecting your freedom, instead go and complain to your congressman and the president of the US. Tell them the things and the reasons that you don't believe we should be in the middle east and use your freedom of speech on someone that can actually do something about it, instead of hating on the meer people that make it possible for you to do the things that you do in your everyday life.
Pet Diary's
DOG DIARY: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY : Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I
First Christmas
this will be the first Christmas i will be alone on...for 26 years of my life i had my mother my father and my sisters and brothers and my kids.. now it just me i got my two cousins but they have there own family to spend Christmas with.. i will be a lone to on thank giving to... i don't know what i'm going to do i'm going think thankgiving and Christmas is just another day..
Million Reasons Why
Million Reasons Why In my Life I'd thought I'd never see One who captured my heart like thee. I sometimes sit and stare How could i ever come to compare. With your beauty style and grace You look at me and a smile creeps across my face. Wonderful winds blow in my mind Whispering your name. My heart wild; you easily tamed ! Gentle as a kitten I am forever smitten My mind has no reason to wander For you I shutter and pnder. The blue of your eyes sparkle with the beauty of the sky. Never i like to see cry Never to see you hurt or I'd surely die. I say "Ilove" you Million reasons why. Michael Todd Northcutt
Fall Tour Highlights
TOUR DIARY 1 Current mood: chipper Dear Diary, Oct. 10, 2007 We've seen these roads before, yet this time we see them with "new eyes". Lucked and plucked to front load shows for an "idol" is day and night when it comes to sweating it out in clubs across this beautiful country. I like it though.I think it has been a fantastic order of events. Get a taste of what is to come, and maybe just maybe you will see a full circle develop. I've decided to tuck the sweet taste of multi-platinum shows into my pocket. I pull it out every time I start to question my choicesif it were not for that sweet taste, "hope" would be all I have to pull from my denim. Still enough to succeed, but having tasted the sugar helps choke down some of the bitter taste this business creates. "Little Rock. Are you ready for a lotta Rock?"that has been my threat to the band since we've started playing this town. Somehow nobody thinks it would go over well as a set opener. (I have no idea why) "Sticky
My Feelings & Dreams About One Man
Whenever you see me...Whoever sees me...know that my heart is opened wide...know that I will love you for who you are, know that no matter how wrong or right you or I may be...I am one who can give but must learn to recieve. I am not perfect, I am such as you...I must learn at times to...but no matter what...I will always be here for you...and perhaps you for me. If Only By: Flo There are many thoughts and fantasies Wandering in my head. While I dream about you, And when I am asleep in my bed, I wish many things. I wish with no fear That right here beside me You would be here. I wish you could tell me In person every day Just how much you love me. A dream can go Where a wish cannot. A dream can bring truth What a wish never thought. When I dream about you Youre holding my hand. My feelings for you These I had never planned. Gazing at the stars On a dark, cold night, We'd utter sweet words Under the pale moonlight. If you were here beside me, I c
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I Need You
i need your advise on a manner. my friend has a man that sometimes treats her very good and then he sometimes acts like an ass to her . but she doesn\'t want to him to leave cause she is afraid of being alone / \\\\ what should i do for her? please try to help me and my friend,
well to all that wanna know me, i am a full blooded coconut so yeah that should xplain if not then how r we to well hey i thought i would ask coz i like things short and
Old Soul
Here I am So alone Wanted by many Loved by few Here is my body It is but a shell I am much more I have a soul It dwells in this hollow shell This young body Is tired out It's soul is keeping it going But now it's slowing The demand for it to be gone For nothing to be For me to just be A play toy This old soul Wants so much more Wants love Freedom Happiness To share it's feelings With another To feel like it belongs Safe and sound But now it's being brought down Bound up By Sex Lies Betrayal And fear I'm too young to want to give up But here I am This old soul wanting to drown out the world
My Nude Photos
Sorry guys but I had a change of heart so I deleted the nude pictures. Do not ask me to post anymore as I do not wish to portray myself in that manner any longer and on top of that I thought about the chance no matter how slight of a child getting on here under someones name and seeing them. Maybe you should consider that too. Thank you all.
Wow When I Read This
this was in the thing they hand out at the funeral it had her pic and this typed around and next to the pic After Glow I'd like the memory of me To be a happy one. I'd like to leave an after glow Of smilyes when life is done. Whipsering softly down the ways, Of happy times and laughing times. And bright and sunny days. I'd like the tears of those who grieve To dry before the sun Of happy memories that I leave When life is done. i have a lot of good happy memories of my aunt mary kaye. and i will always remember them and her. and she will alway live in my heart.
One Man
One man, one man alone stalks the night. Away from ammonic terraces and hallways Away from monotonous gestures of people that once knew the clouds Faltered and unseen this man walks through streets known and never seen the rain caresses his face, trembling along his jaw line but failing to replace his tears. Following the yellow painted lines to the long lost graveyards of the unknown he finds himself longing for that simple caress of the water to be replaced with her hand. The mother, sister, lover that he left to cry in her simple corner of solemn Willows kiss his brow while he lingers silently into his cookie crisp suburban legends to remember the dead. Soon finding himself waltzing in the local graveyard, midnight long forgotten and the rising sun as good as a myth. To waltz among the living is the only solace to be found in the glory of his death, the remnance of loves memories are far but forgotten. Yet bodies stolen by stone pallets distill the meaning,
Your Mission.....
should you choose to accpet it. I need music ideas. My new job will require some travel. Some of that travel will be by car. My car. What I want to do is put together a mix CD. Difficulty - Heavy Bass Trance, techno and dance are all welcome. So what do you suggest?
I love all the men in my life But all they do is hurt me Everytime I turn around the cuz me pain Pain in the heart and in the brain They never stop to think what they are doing to me They think it is funny how i feel I sit there and cry and all they do is say boo who They dont have any respect for the way i feel Thats why most men get what they deserve I put all my feelings into it And alls i get in return is feeling like i was a peice of shit and my feelings smashed to the ground I treat them ike there royalty and they sit there and treat me as a piece of ass Well im more than that im sweet kind and caring And to all you assholes that dont know that fuck you Im tired of being hurt by my boyfriends friends and family I wont name any names you know who you are and if you dont open your fucking eyes and see what you did You will get what is coming to you cuz now i wont take your shit and let you cause me pain This is to anyone that has gotten hurt If you ever need anyo
What's With That?
Why are people putting up cartoons or scenery for their page pic? They also put nothing down for their age....where they live...or their sex....I can't see why anyone would add them if they let you know nothing about them. Crazy.
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Can You See Me?
Can you see my eyes are slanted Or do you look into my soul Can you see my ears are smaller Or do you hear my words I Love You Can you see my tongue is bigger Or do you say, I Love you, too Can you see my nose is flatter Or do you smell the flower I give you Can you see my teeth are a little crooked Or do you see my wide white smile Can you see my speech is different Or do you listen when I talk Can you see the line across my palm Or do you feel me when I touch Can you see I am a little shorter Or do you notice I stand so tall Can you see my muscles not so strong Or do you feel I hug so tight Can you see me as a different pal Or do you know I just want friends Can you see these as a part of me Or do you know I was meant to be Can you see that I am different Or do you see the inner me Can you hear the beating heart God gave It beats the same inside of me I can see the real YOU.. Can you see me? ..share love with everyone no matter who he/she is..see the lig
My Birthday......
GUESS WHAT YALL.... is gonna be my BIRTHDAY on FRIDAY!!!!... YAY... i turn 29 WOO HOOO Love to yall... talk more soon... IGOR
Where I Have Gone
Darkness surrounds me as I wander lost In the murkiness of lonliness of this world. The light that once was my guide, I seem to have lost, And I have found myself in a place That is worse than the flames of hell. I see you everyday and I look into those eyes The ones that let me see your soul Where I have gone, there seems there is no return. I long to hold you in my arms And wrap you in the place You once called safe. I yearn to whisper in your ears And feel your lips against mine. I see you as I wander lost in the place. I must find a way, I can't see you every day And not have you with me. Is this my hell? Have I been so wrong? To have my love ignored, to have me go unnoticed. A place where I have gone, I look into the light, but it burns my eyes, I have been cursed with knowing one so true Knowing one who I would love forever, And not being able to have you. Where I have gone, I must find a way out. I love, and you don't even know. Robert J Nye (20
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Whats Up
is ths place made for women. bring guys in to look at them. i have been on for 6 months and its hard to get any where. i add as much as possible but nuttin. any hints on how i can improve.. do some nudes? what?
Just A Hello
good day to all on fubar hope you are all well. rate me/ fan me/ even abuse me just add me. My Scottish Pride I Will Not Hide My Scottish race I Will Not Disgrace My Scottish Blood Flows Hot And True My Scottish People I Will Stand By You Thru Thick And Thin Till The Day We Die Our Scottish Flag Always Stands So High I Shout This Poem Louder Than All The Rest Cos Everyone Knows We Scottish Are The Best
One War...
Today, We Thank our veterans for what They gave us..They,fought in wars far from home,some came back walking, being carried on a stretcher or in a box..Yet, many don`t really understand that they still fight their wars today..Yes,The war in a sense is still being fought within..We have dreams,hurts and the sights still live on..When you say thank you to them mean it don`t just say it..We are many, there are 500,000 vets in the United states today and the numbers are growing..We are in the veteran hospitals,alone in our own war or in your home state trying to forget what we have been through and trying to be a father,mother, brother,sister and grandfather..So,today as a veteran I say thank you to all those before and after me..A,silent prayer and a tear for those that Didn`t come ,home..
So Many Tears..
There are so many tears that you can shead.. Before you fall apart completly... Night after night.. Day after day.. Wondering why it has it has be like this.. Watching the tears fall down your face.. Breaks my heart into a million pieces.. Wondering how to make the pain stop.. Wondering what I can do to help.. All I can do is give you advise.. To what I think is the best thing to do.. Always know I will be here for you.. To help you threw this difficult time.. To wipe those tears away.. You mean the world to me.. Know that I will love you forever..
Parade Is Over
The parade was fun. I ran around and kissed the veterans that I saw and gave them big hugs. They seemed to appreciate the lip lock and the squeeze. Just my little way to show my appreciation for their duty in the past. The Navy recruiter came over and asked for one too. My husband said, "yep, he is all Navy". LOL It rained throughout the entire parade but we all had fun. It is still raining right now at 3:45 pm Pacific time. The Seattle Seahawks are going to be playing in just a couple of hours and I am rather anxious about the game. The entire coast line up here has been hit with some hard winds and rain all day. There were wind gusts just north of Seattle of 70 MPH. It sure sounds like it is going to be surely a running game tonight on both sides. Whoever decides to make it an aerial game will end up having some interceptions. I predict that this will be a game of many turn overs for both teams. But of course the Seahawks are going to be win.
Just For Fun
If we had sporting royalty in this country, Don Shula would be it. He's our national grand uncle of pro football. When he opens his mouth, we wait for the golden nuggets of NFL history and wisdom to tumble out. That's why he caused quite a stir last week when he told the New York Daily News that the New England Patriots were in jeopardy of being labeled the Barry Bonds of NFL history -- and then backpedaled on the "Mike & Mike" show on ESPN Radio the next day. Perhaps Shula was just trying to protect the honor of his 1972 Dolphins, the only team to turn in a perfect season. Maybe he was just trying to spark a little debate, start a little bar-room sports argument about the best Super Bowl team ever, anticipating that the Patriots are headed to 16-0 and their fourth Lombardi Trophy. So, let's jump in. If the Pats hoist Vince on Feb. 3 in Arizona -- and go undefeated in the process -- let's make no mistake about it: They will be the best Super Bowl team ever. And
Do The Lounge Thing 7-12 Style!!
i want to wish all of my beautiful friends a and happy thanksgiving i will be praying that you all will be safe in during this time thanks lots of love ronald
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What Do U Do When Ur Friends Change And U Dont
i moved and i'm tryin 2 make new friends and its not easy new state new place and my kid goin back and forth. bein on my own its good one day and a heatace another. i get calls from friends and my ex back home from n.c and they miss me and of course i miss them and its hard. plus i'm stuck now in a year lease so i cant just change my mind again. life can be so fun but so cruel lol
At A Lost
The burning in mychest with the lump in my throat and i ask why? I talk to you my eyes fill up with tears and i start to cry. It really is my fault that i let u in my once more. really its my fault i opened that door. I fell for what u said and i believed it to be true. I believed that our feelings were mutual and they grew. Grew from friends that we once were and i enjoyed my time with u. But now u decieted me and lied to to me and left outta the blue. Y would u want to hurt someone who really cared how could u lie to me and to think all the memories we shared. all this time i fell into ur crap all this time i fell to ur mindless trap u didnt have to say those things to me u didnt have to say we were meant to be. i hate to smile but i did it for u cause u asked it of me too i blew off many guys because u needed me to be with u i dont kno my heart aches and its confused with wat uve done was i really some one u said i was or was i just for fun?
Karma-what's Yours?? - Online Karma Test Click Here! Jenifer, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 11 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.
Yet Another Reason Women Think Men Are Pigs.
Got this in my comments a few minutes ago: Hi, I'm inviting you to come to gloversville NY. I would love to give you some free tattoo work in exchange for some good old fashon sexual abuse fun, That's right, I'll Tattoo you for free if you let me sexually abuse you for a while, or a few times or repeatedly! Please write back!! From Inkmagictattoo ... who has since been removed from friends and blocked. Guys, either teach your friends to treat ladies with respect, or don't be surprised when we generalize and say that all men are assholes :p love ya's Sin
Wednesday Night!!!!!!
All my friends in my area, come out to Shenanigan's in Sheboygan Wednesday night, my farewell Wisconsin performance with Fusion, before I head to sunny FLA. Will be a memorable night, so come out and help send me off proper!!!!!
Happy Hour
I would like to thank all my friends, for making my time here such a great experience. I would love to thank you all individually, but I thought that this would say it all for me. I think you are all totally awesome, so I'm hosting a Happy Hour tonight at 8pm PST. I know that for some it will be a wee bit late, but I am night shift tonight, and this was the earliest I could get it. I hope that as many of you as possible get the benefit from this. Have a great time... your friend Adam...aka chains301
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How Many Did You Know About?
How many did YOU know about? A sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. (hmmmmmm...) ============================================ Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. ========================================= For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dish washing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. (wish I had known this for the last 40 years!) ========================================= To remove old wax from a glass candle holder, put it in the freezer for a few hours. Then take the candle holder o
Twiizted74 Knows How To Steal A Piece Of My Heart
Ok people....take note: twiizted74 KNOWS HIS WAY TO THE FRONT OF MY LINE! HERE is his beautiful friend request: "a really nice FR huh ?? ok, lets try this. I'm not looking for friends that are breathtaking (which of course u are) or just have their looks. id like to find sum that can think, chat, and just ramble about anything. id like to just be able to chat away and forget about everything else and just laugh and have fun. ike i said im a horrible flirt, so be warned ;) i love making ppl smile and laugh and I'm sure urs is worth the challenge. id love to see if i can live up to ur trust and friendship, but in teh end its up to u. id love the chance to get to know u better."
Lita Ford & Ozzy- Close My Eyes Forever
Baby I get so scared inside, and I don't really understand Is it love that's on my mind, or is it fantasy? Heaven Is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy? If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same? Sometimes It's hard to hold on So hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems When you're face to face with me You're like a dagger And stick me in the heart And taste the blood from my blade And when we sleep, would you shelter me In your warm and darkened grave? If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever Will it all remain the same? Will you ever take me? No, I just can't take the pain But would you ever trust me? No, I'll never feel the same, Oh I know I've been so hard on you I know I've told you lies If I could have just one more wish I'd wipe the cobwebs
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Being around people you care about is great, always let them know it before it's too late.. Given a chance,I would like to prove, how much I think and care for you... Being with you, is a dream come true, but I know I'm not the one for you.. I sit alone and I start to think of you, instead of happiness I become blue.. I want to be the one who is by far the Best to make you forget of all the rest.. But being me is not good enough, I'm just me and that's all I am
Am having problems taking a suitable salute pic. One that would get Fubar approval (yea right!!!!) A new cam is NOT an option at the moment. Any suggestions? Hmmmmmmm?
If We Had Sex..fill Out Please!
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?
The Tree
if man were made perfect -- Complete as can be -- Then God Would have never Created The 'She' For man is The Trunk, The Branch And The Root -- While Woman is The Blossom, The Leaf, And The Fruit.
He is the greatest and i dont want 2 let him go. this one is the one that makes my heart skip and when we r together i dont want to leave him. he is amazing, wow who knew i could find a good catch. well he knows who he is and i just want to tell him that he has my heart in his hand and i think im in love wit him. JuggaletteVixen MMFWCL
***cancelled!!!*** Rivergard Back At "the Pig" This Fri/sat Nov30th & Dec1st
The gig this week at The Pig has been cancelled due to the fact that the staff at The Pig double-booked bands evidently. So we will NOT be playing this weekend and instead I will be sitting underneath the bridge at 23rd street and I-435 with a tin cup and a sign that says "Need Money for Christmas...please help!" (j/k) That'll teach me to take a club's word when I book a gig. From now on it's contracts with everybody or no band! I apologize to anyone who had made plans to come out and see us this weekend. If possible, please mark your calendars for Friday and Saturday December 7th and 8th when we will be at Jersey's again in East Independence on 24 highway in the Susquehanna Center from 9pm to 1am. Sincerely, Paul Valenti - Guitar/Vocals - RiverGard
Hello All
I'm new to here but have a little comp savy. I love to meet new people and make new friends. I draw and write poetry. I love to do many things to many to list. Hoping to hear from you all take care muaah!!!
Blue Sky
When do stars fade their light? Does the moon and the sun make it right For you the world maybe Like an endless storm chasing a mystery Is there hate in your heart? Does your body drop and tell you to stop Loving you or loving me When it all falls down you just sing with me Coz there's a blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow shining and shimmering A blue sky waiting tomorrow Waiting tomorrow Maybe it's all we need Oh don't you wash away that smile You just look out the window and see the light It's beautiful to be alive It's wonderful to live a life The sun is sure to shine For you and me for everyone So don't be sad it's just the start Of a new beginning in your life Rain will keep on pouring Some things you can't control And while the sun seems far and hard to hold It will unfold There will always be a blue sky A blue sky waiting tomorrow
Rest In Peace "family Of Bj 99"
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They Protect Us All
they do it for us- show some FN support Body: You stay up for 16 hours. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed a
Tryin To Keep Your Hard Earned Money Outta "popos" Hands.lmao:p
SPEEDING: > > > > > > GOOD > > > > Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't > > getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12-year-old boy was > > standing > > up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The > > officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down > > the > > road, from him with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And > > we > > used to just sell lemonade!) > > > > BETTER > > > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated > > radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a > > smart ass, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police > > responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. > > > > BEST > > > > A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her > > car > > window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to > > sell > > me
I Would Like To
Be Nice
I may not be the most beautiful person in the world. Which I can admit.... I do have a heart and feelings. So if you cant be nice when you rate dont bother rating me at all.I dont need the negative and dont want the negative in my life. SO LEAVE ME ALONE For those of you that have rate me a 10 or more ty
Edible Ornament Cupcake
These delectable decorations are just the treat for a holiday tree-trimming party. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Cupcakes Colorful frosting Red and green candy such as M&Ms Mini Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Pretzels 1. To make them, frost a batch of cooled cupcakes (baked from your favorite recipe) with colorful frosting. 2. Decorate with festive icing and candies (we used red and green M&Ms Minis), then top each one with a miniature Reeses Peanut Butter Cup and a pretzel piece for an ornament hanger. Don't forget to save one for Santa.
Howdy Mother Fu**ing Howdy
I was wrong... Ya he fucked up but he said sorry now we are googly for each other again...
Will Brighten Ur Day
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and
A Typical Childhood Summer Vacation.
My mom used to date a guy named Ed for a while. His son Ritchie and I ended up good friends so it worked out pretty well. Ed had some friends up in Michigan that lived on a farm. They had 6 kids and plenty of room for adventure as we had a great many there every summer for a time. The day we decided to go on a special recon will forever stay in my mind as the first time I felt actual Terror. It was local lore that 2 women lived in this old house just down from The Farm. There had been a husband / father at one time but he had apparently died for he had not been seen for years. Nobody made mention of any grave either, We of course had to "check it out". We reconed the place for 3 days under 3 watches to observe their movements and see just "who" was actually living there if anyone was at all at the old house. On day 2 we were granted a view of both the mother and the sister both hanging out "laundry". The both wore the old granny style flower dressed and appeared to be soiled, dirt
Fake Person
Drawn in by her sweet speech laid upon me like such a leech How was I to be fool so Had no idea she was such a ho Blinded by love and sweet caressThat women made my head a fuckin mess I opened my mind, heart, and soul like never before alas in the end she was just a whore as so the future is untold What I fear the most is my heart grow cold Such a fire I posess deep within Yet such anger lies right under my skin All I ever wanted was to be understood I should have known she was hood I leave it behind, its for the best I will never give up and never rest one day my dues be paid, all debts settled Find my soul mate, and once again see The wonder and delight that lives within me
All I Want ...
Is for it to be next year already. I am all set with 2007. If I could, I'd just hibernate for about a month. Lots of stuff for me to look forward to in 2008. Who knows, maybe I might even finally get lucky!
hey i'm new here just looking for some friends.happy holiday to all
Master Card Wedding
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten s
How I Feel About Him - Part 2
BUBBLY by COLBIE CAILLAT I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time i see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under the covers stayin safe and warm you give me feelins that i adore CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go What am i gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmmmmmmm CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go Ive been asleep for
If It's Not One Thing It's Another
just when i thought things were getting better i've got to go see a neurologist. i went to the hospital for some simple leg pain and upon examination the dr. realized i have less feeling on my left side. he thinks it's possible that i've had a stroke and never knew it. so now i gotta go for further testing january 3rd. i've also got hematuria which is just a fancy medical term for blood in my urine. oh well i guess shit happens.
Mesican Style
MESICAN STYLE A Mesican from the valley found himself in San Antonio and decided to approach a prostitute down on the River Walk. He asked her, "How mush do you sharge for the hour?" "$100," she replied. "Do you do Mesican style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused. He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Mesican style." Again she declined. Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Mesican style with me! What do you say?" Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdoes from all over the world. How kinky could Mesican style be?" After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Mesican style' come in?" The Mesican popped open a can of beer and
Game Problems
sorry for all the game problems tonight i have tried for quite awhile to get this to work but to no success so far. again sorry for the confusion.
Try Not To Cry
The surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will
The Best
sat watching the rain drops FALL 1 after the other & I thought how much thay were like lovers 4 what Raindrop fell alone & stayed alone it was always joined by another & what lover stayed alone & was not joined by another ? But the Question is,when is love certen is it solid never ending or is it like the rain? The rain is obsorbed by the earth never 2 be seen again is love 2 act the same way? or is it like the product of the rain,The beautiful white Rose that grows from the earth that obsorbed the rain..... only time will REC IIMusic Video:FAR AWAY (by Nickelback)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
Deal With It
Tell me something why do people have to hate on you. when your not bothering them that just shows me your not on my level. I'VE NEVER BEEN NASTY TO ANYONE ON HERE . But if you come at me I will fucken show my claws. I mean come on now on my page I did say I don't have time for you to hate. If you can't read that's not my fucken problem take up a class dumb ass. I will say it one more time for those of you that don't understand english when you see it . If you shown me love I will do the same for you keep it real or just keep on steppen. I have no time for you to player hate let's get it right. My name it's Li'0'nne for nothing. Some of you are just dieing to see the lion come out of me. If you think Ii'm right or wrong please feel free to comment
Happy Holidays?
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~
Fucking Broken Computer!!
yo, my comp broke so yahoo is kristinnsync.. i can get on that through my phone.. dont make fun of the name its super old! lol
The Nativity Story
'The Nativity Story' One day about 2000 years ago, an Angel of the Lord called Gabriel told Mary she would have a very special baby that she should call Jesus. Mary married Joseph and he took her to Bethlehem so they could pay their taxes. Mary was expecting to have her baby very soon. When Joseph and Mary arrived in Bethlehem there were no rooms left in the Inns because the town was very busy. They were worried because they had nowhere to sleep and Mary was tired because the journey had been long and dusty. She felt sore from riding on a donkey. But a kind innkeeper said they could shelter in the Inn manger, where animals like sheep were kept overnight to stop them from straying. Mary knew the baby would be born soon, so she was very glad to be able to rest in the manger. The manger was a small room like a cellar at the bottom of the Inn. It was strewn with straw for the animals and the animals made friends with Mary and Joseph who settled down for the night as best
Who Gonna Give Me A Birth Day Gift?
Against Abortion
Hi Mommy! I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not
Your Mama's So Fat...4....
....she can lay down or stand up and her height doesnt change
Fubar T-shirt
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal:
Steelers Fan Funny
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you
"settling Accounts: Drive To The East" By Harry Turtledove
This deserves a longer review than I have the energy to write, just now. (And "Drive to the East" is the second of four books, not the most recent, in fact, in a series...) ... What it's about and is: Turtledove's recent writing has focused on alternate history. (Not "alternative history" after the model of A People's History of the United States, which I think very well of by the way, but history as it might have unfolded if a few things had gone differently at important moments; speculative fiction/history- something on that order.) "Settling Accounts" is the latest of several series, given the name "Timeline-191" by fans, which started with the stand-alone novel "How Few Remain" (in 1997) and has continued with a few trilogies since (and now, this series of four books). The Southern United States stayed independent, the Union fractured, after some minor but crucial battlefield mishaps went tailspin; How Few Remain recounts an equivalent of the wars of the 1880s (just as hi
Fallen Officers
Words I can't find, to express what I feel inside. Trapped in my head, nothing really makes sense. Despite all the confusion, I really don't mind being here with you takes me out of time left with only reason love my only crime when did this all happen how was I so blind when did seasons change to make you wanna be mine?
Poem # 6
"Tenderness" Love sparkles in your eyes, like the twinkle of the stars in the skies, your heart, my everlasting prize, our connection of insurmountable size. Deep, like a river, is our love, blessed by the heavens above, our relationship, fitting like a glove, no better partner in life can I think of. Thank you for your sweet caress, thank you for our times of happiness, our feelings we must confess, are of warmth and tenderness.
Native Learning Group is a link to a native lerning group that iam a memeber of..they are very informative and a great bunch of people
Fix That Kid A Drink
I read a story in the Houston Chronicle the other day about a recently released study on teenage drinking. The article was your standard missive about how the country is going to Hell on a Hell-shuttle because teenagers areshudderdrinking alcohol. In order to prevent teen drinking, Fred Becker of the Becker Institute in Carlsbad offers the following advice: If a parent really wants to make a good impression on a child, take all the booze you have in the house and put it somewhere. Whoa, hold on a minute there. It already is somewhere. Its in the booze cabinet. If I put it somewhere else, then thatll be the place where the booze is. Will I have to put it somewhere else again? Or is he suggesting I should spirit the spirits out of the house entirely? Like maybe rent a storage unit so that every time I want to make myself a goddamn drink, I gotta drive out to a storage unit to access my stash? Becker also said that parents should stop drinking in front of their kids. I
Jus Me
Heya all, I figured I would make my first blog ever!! Aren't u xcited?? haha...Anyway, no one on here knows what I'm about...So I thought I'd tell u bout me in a blog...I am 36 yrs old...gettin old already!! MEH.... I have three beautiful children which are in my pics...MY oldest son is 17yrs old, my daughter is 14 yrs old, and my younger son is 8...So I'm a very busy mom!! I don't I have respect for myself and i xpect respect out of everyone else..I'm a quiet person until I get pissed off than look out!! I can b a bitch at x's but can't we all??? I don't give out my messenger name so plz don't ask for it..if i want u to have it i will give it to u...I have a big heart that gets stomped on by men who r not with it i'm not lookin for anything .... I am seeing someone ... he has had my heart for over a yr now..but i'm too the point where i don't give a shit anymore..he treats me good some dayz and some dayz he is an azz!!! Jus like a offense to any of
Merry Christmas To You
'Twas the night before Christmas, as I think of my friends. My cards signed with love, as the day soon will end. Reflecting on memories of a year about to close, Your love is so precious; like a lovely red rose. You listened to me talk, when I needed an ear. You helped me to face, some of my greatest fears. A confidant so trusting, I never had doubt. You're comforting words, you always sent out. Faith, you reminded me, to always hold tight, And the promise of a new day, sunny and bright. Encouraging words, coming straight from your heart. "Tomorrow" you said, will give me a fresh start. I pray God will grant you, what you've given to me. For I'll always remember, when He answered my plea. Merry Christmas to you, and a Happy New Year. All the memories you gave me, I will always hold dear.
Was the world one big tragedy? Roaming through the shadows of traveled roads Starving for a hope fulfilled, a dream that touches your hand. Motivation through the clarity of geniune thought, of what must be done No tragedy will deter the will of man, if in his heart he believes it must be done. -Ajc
After Christmas Inventory Sale
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I Need A Real Wife !!!
im looking for my sole mate im 6ft2 180 lbs. slim AND VERY RICH !!! i have evrything but a wife..... billy in dallas tx...GO COWBOY'S
Help, Help , Help!!!
FAN & RATE & COMMENT AND FRIEND HER SHE STILL NEEDS ALOT OF HELP!! You know how it goes from here click on her pic!! Luv u guys and gals!!! tmsnrgs@ fubar
My Surgery
Hey everyone, I had my surgery yesterday. I'm not supposed to be up or on my foot at I just thought I would post this blog to let everyone know that I'm going to be off of here for awhile :( The lump that was on the bottom of my foot was the size of a golf ball, which was a lot bigger then the doctor thought. He sent it away to be tested..I'll try to be on as soon as I can, but until then I want to send luv to all my friends, family and fans!
Fill This Out And Be Honest
just something i got from a friend Name: Age: Phone Number: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Drink/smoke: WHAT D0 Y0U THINK 0F MY Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me: Give me your number: Kiss me: Let me kiss you: Watch a movie with me: Drive me somewhere private: Take a shower with me: Be my bf/gf: Take me home to meet your family: Let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one: Tell me the truth no matter what: Lie to make me feel better: Hold my hand: Keep in touch: Try and solve my problems: Love me: Ditch me: Use me: Fuck me then fuck me over: D0 Y0U... Think I'm cute: Want to fuck me: Want to kiss me: AM I... Smart: Hot: Funny: Cool: Interesting to talk to: HAVE Y0U EVER... Thought about me: Thought there might be an "US": Found yourself wanting to kiss me: Wished I were there: Wanted to ask me out: Masturbated: WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 IF...
I had a dream about you last night, oh how everything seemed so right... together we were having so much fun, somewhere underneath the summer sun... seeing your bright smile so clear to me, with your eyes so beautiful as can be... Imagination running wild and free, a magical dream so real to me... to hold you close and feel your love, was so tender and sweet from above... I did not want to wake and have it end, this dream I had of a dear friend... Is it wrong to feel this way, about a dream that occurs every other day... touching my soul playing with my mind, happiness I'm searching for and hoping to find... a dream I love it seems so real, that each time I wake I do feel... The love in my heart a smile on my face, because I've found true happiness some other place... not complaining nor will I ever deny, the feeling that's coming upon I... for now it's just a dream to me, in a far away world I do for see...
Shoots In Jan
Greeting everyone. This months Shoots are as follows. 3rd - 5th South Carolina 7th - 13th Vegas 14th - 19th L.A. area 20th - 31st Jacksonville Fl. I am open for at least 2 shoots. Contact me if interested! Lady_liz
Happy New Year
Happy New Year to all my freinds here. Hope the new year brings you lots of joy and happiness and any BS or bad Karma from 2007 be washed away. It is the time of new beginnings. Take full advantageof it. Life is short! Take care my freinds and I'll see you next year! :)
Bottle Fed Or Breast Fed
Bottle Fed or Breast Fed A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a littleconcerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
Taking A Break
I think I'm going to take a break from the FU for a while. Too much bullshit going on. People too into themselves and the bullshit drama that goes on. When I first started with this site, it was fun, people were nice, and they didn't act holier than thou. Now it seems like people get their feelings hurt at the drop of a hat. So for my own sanity I think it's best that I take this well deserved break and try to concentrate on getting well and getting back to work. To those who are good and decent and have been around and not changed.. thanks for the good times.
A New Day
a new year and a new Kelvin
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This Is Sweetdreams
ok guys this is vickie.i am having a problem logging on to my origianal page (this one). had to get a new account to find out what the heck is going on..if i cant get back to my original page. i will have to use this one and i will have lost everything..i am so hurt right now. all i can do is cry
Can U Figure This Pic??? Use Zoom In ....
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad 'And was traveling alon
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Typycal Situation
Ten fingers counting we have each Nine planets around the sun repeat Eight ball will last if you triumphant be Seven oceans pummel the shores of the sea It's a typical situation In these typical times Too many choices, yeah Its a typical situation In these typical times Too many choices. Everybody's happy Everybodys free We'll keep the big door open Everyone'll come around Why are you different Why are you that way If you dont get in line We'll lock you away It all comes down to nothing Six senses feeling Five around a sense of self Four seasons turn on and turn off I can see three corners from this corner Twos a perfect number But one, well Everybody's happy Everybody's free We'll keep the big door open Everyone'll come around Why are you different? Why are you that way? If you don't get in line We'll lock you away It all comes down to nothing It's a typical situation In these typical times Too many choices, yeah Its a typical si
Golden Tickets Part 9 And 10
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Following My Heart
FOLLOWING MY HEART As we all know the human heart is just merely a pump which Is composed of muscle and pumps your blood throughout our bodies at 72 beats per minute. Well let me tell you mine has been working quad droop able overtime lately. Oh I know why, but not sure that I should say it now or wait till I know for sure that what I am feeling is the right thing after all these years. Im am known to get ahead of my emotions, and I have tired really, really hard not to show them too often. I just cant seem to control them now since I have been chatting with this very handsome and much respected gentleman. I never ever thought in a million years that I could feel like this again. Just goes to show you that never say never out loud for others to hear or even to yourself as for GOD to hear. When I think of him my heart starts to race out of control, and when I dont speak to him for hours I feel lost inside. Then again when I just sit and think of him my eyes light up a
Why Men Are Happier
This is why men are happier: 1- Your last name stays put. 2- The garage is all yours.. 3- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4- Chocolate is just another snack. 5- You can never be pregnant. 6- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 7- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just sicko. 8- Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. 9- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 10- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them!
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM . The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father
More Funny Ways To Relieve Stress
1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out. 2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa. 3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER PLANS. 4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done. 5. Put your little sister's clothes on her backwards, and send her to preschool as though nothing were wrong. 6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government. 7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic. 8. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE. 10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail. 11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you. 12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES. 13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room. 14.write a short story using alphabet soup. 15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL. 16.
something on tv is bothering me, msnbc is having a potshot at charles manson, and i dont think its worth the time they are spending on it. hes in jail, wasting taxpayers money, why do we give a fuck. anyways, im chilling. hope everyone else is too. i love people.
How Did That Happen?
Ok, hello friends! I somehow ended up in a contest, lol. It's a sexiest hair contest. So please go rate and comment,comment and comment for me. Those of you who have told me you would return the favor, here's your chance, LOL. Thanks bunches!!! Hugs and Kisses!!!! Luvin Life
What Love Is To Me
here is just a few things i think what love actuall is when you find true love. when people talk about love they talk about feelings and thast about it,when i think about love,i think its alot more than feelings.theres heart and soul put into it, fear and tears,and laughter and sillieness. wanting that person around all the time, cant live without that person, cant be without that person cant imagine life without that person, want that person to put there arms around you and kiss you, have a warm feeling inside when you think about that person, smiling when you hear there name, seeing there face everywhere you look, feeling them everywhere you go,
Hello All
Was a rough night sleeping lastnight. For some reason.. I couldnt sleep..and when I did go to sleep I woke up to hearing somthing digging /chewing behind hubbys guncabinet. Knowing that the boys just had there hamster out before bedtime.. I put 2 and 2 together. So here I am trying to move this gun get to it. Unfortunately I couldnt do I woke hubby up to get it done. He was there like.. do I have to at this hour. I said ya.. its gonna eventually get lost in the house..and I cant sleep hearing it chew. Anyways.. he got up and I got the furry little critter. Now, I feel like I am dragging. Not sure if I should go back to bed.. or what. Is it bad..that I called the school..asked them to pull my son out of class..just to ask him where he hid my candy bar from me? LOL. Yes, I know I am bad. Hubby just called.. saying... I had a dream that you woke me up to move the gun cabinet lastnight. I just giggled. Well, thats enough.. hope you all have a great day!
Come Check Out The New Lounge
i've been very busy the last couple of days. my almost 3 year old has had one of those wonderful stomach "bugs". haven't had much sleep. keeping messes cleaned up and trying to keep him from puking is about all i've had time for. right now i'm wiped out.....need about 24 hours of sleep but i don't see that happening, especially with him feeling better now. and on top of that i've been trying to help my two daughters. the youngest is pregnant with their third and is due next month and is finally supposed to see a doctor. i have to worry about this because her body never goes along with the birthing process. the oldest is having work and relationship issues but seems to be coping pretty well. oh, the wonderful world of parenthood. hopefully i'll be back to my usual state of abnormal soon.
Sim City So for each person that clicks this link I get one 'person' in my town. Click click!
Dead Like Me!
Dead like me is coming back, this time to the big screen in summmer. I am so excited this is probably my favorite show of all time and i am really looking forward to this. Have any of you heard of this show , if so let me know what you think.
I See The Pain
I see the pain that you try to hide. with every tide, with every stride, you have only cried. I see the pain, you alone cannot break the chains. As it begins to rain, you only wonder why, you had to say goodbye, You keep on trying. The day they took your kids away, you couldnt understand why the couldnt stay. It breaks your heart that you are so far apart. It is so hard, and now you are so scarred. You feel that you have lost, for what the cost. I see the pain, You cant break the chains. You are so sad, I feel so bad. For just alittle while, I wish i could make you smile. If only you werent so lonely. I say a prayer, want you to know that i care. I count the stars, but you count every scar, wish you werent so far. Apart of you is gone. I have to sigh, I will never say goodbye. I see your pain. but I cant break the chains. It happened so fast, cant change the past. I watched you change now you feel so strange. Dont give up, you can still reach t
my son is almost 3 months old his name is john jr or jj for short. man babys get so big so fast lol. it still feels like yesterday when i had him hes already eating baby cereal mixed with his formula hes rollin over and hes trying to crawl.
Hey Everybody
well we are at my father-in-law's now......we are waiting for a loan for another house to go through.....Joyce sold the farm out from under us after making a bunch of promises and even sending us a letter in the mail telling us we could buy the farm and how much she would sell it to us for....(during christmas of all times)...Lee is hurt too...he hurt his arm the week before christmas.....we don't know yet if he is going to have to have surgery or not
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Inner Awakening
I take a deep breath and close my eyes, waves of calming silence fill the room. I sit lost in peaceful meditation, and empty my head of thoughts of gloom. Painful memories washed away forever, I think of all my happy days. Washing myself clean of my hurtful past, Looking forward to my future in better ways. I see a love of lasting strength, No softer words have been spoken. The sweetest kiss and truest heart, a love that will never be broken. Many pleasant years to come, Growing old without any regrets. Through this life forever more, and continue even unto death. My mind is now at peaceful rest, my spirit has become anew. I see now what I need and want, in my future, I see you.
Comments And Page Ratings
What I really really really like is when people leave me photo comments. What's even better is if they have all sorts of glittery and sparkly things on them, those rule! I've also noticed a lot of people want you to rate their page a 10. I have no idea what page ratings mean or do for a person. I am not a 10. Whether it's looks, sex appeal, or fancy book learnin (picture books excluded). I'm probably more like a 5. If you were to meet me after drinking for a few hours and in dim lighting you might think I'm a 7. So how about we split the difference and I suggest a rating of 6?
Friend In Prison
OK i'm gonna use this space to give my friend in avenol some love and see if i can get any of you hotties to write him. he's down for a minute and doesn't have alot of girls to write him and when you are in the pen its always great to have some females to penpal with so if any of you great girls would like to write him here's his name and addy..... John Tapia K24316 (250-118up) P.O.Box 9 avenol ca 93204 he's a really great guy and i would be nice of you to drop him a line
I wake up this morning with a need to express my love so before I started writing this I said a prayer to the man above "God just help me call her what she means to me and these are the words I chose to show you how special you are to me. I don't know what I'd do without you. The sun would never shine. It would be cold and empty in this heart of mine. The world would stop turning I'm sure of this you see because I could never go on, if you weren't next to me. I hope you do believe me cause I swear this is true I couldn't live without you and I wouldn't know what to do. So this poem I'm sending I send everlasting love. I promise and honor you You're my girl my life and love forever. Written by: Phillip Gasca
Think I Move To Italy, More Fun In The Streets Than Here :-(
Dark Desires Part 2
Michele entered the room with Becca and saw a lovely sight before her; a young woman knelt on the floor next to a high back chair. The young woman wore what appeared to be a collar around her throat, and had her eyes gazing down toward the floor. Michele did not see the owner of the other voice she had heard in the dimly light room. Becca stood next to her and let her eyes adjust to the dim light in the room. There you are Lord Blaze; I knew that I had heard Your voice a few moments ago. Michele, this is Lord Blaze and the lovely creature kneeling by the fireplace is diamond, Lord Blazes beautiful wife, and slave. Becca, my old friend it is good of you to have invited us to the party for Dan and his lovely little wife Sue. I do hope they like the gift we bought them. I am sure that they will love what ever You thought to get them. Lord Blaze this is my dear friend Michele. I have invited her to join us for the party, since it is only a small gathering. It
Poetry By Me
Shadows By Alex McKenzie Am I all that I am made up to be? Or am I merely a shadow you see. Is it what I do what makes Or is that just a I shadow I see. Will I grow evermore not unlike a tree? Or will I live in the shadows I see. Am I ever to be set free? Or am I surely a shadow to be............
Depresstion is a dangerous tool It can sometimes lead you to the unknow I am so lost in my head and heart Not knowing which path to part I know now life will never be the same With out the smiles and every day rain So I look with in my self to uphold A brand new day to smile and withhold
Dear Old Aunt Mildred
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'. Later that night........ dear Aunt Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. SON'T FORGET TO R8 PLZ :)
Obituary Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for
To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy
Understanding Women!(impossible)
1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your m
I cannot even begin to write about the evening I have had. I Don't even know where to start. My life has been for lack of better words shitty. But in the blink of an eye my outlook has changed 180 degrees. My eyes have been opened. I feel almost giddy like a school boy. This note is to thank you (you know who you are) for making me remember what I've all but turned my back on. There may not really be anything there but I now remember how it feels again. Pure, Uninhibited, Honest. From the depth of my heart comes this feeling of bliss which you have brought forth. No one knows what tommorrow may bring but I hope that You are there. You may never read this but anyone who does should know. . . What you need/want may be right infront of your eyes. Don't be afraid to open them. xx
As much as I know there is "NOTHING" wrong with me, going to see a neurologist is a little scary for me. I have never seen one before. I know there is nothing wrong and I know this was all a "fluke". I just really need my life to be normal for me (as normal as that ever was) again. I hate the unknown. I hate not being in control of something, especially my own self. I know my friends have been wonderful to me through this, and I know that with all their love and support, all will be ok!! :) I love you all. I just had to write all this out for a few... sorry to bore you... I really hate doctors!! :) With All My Love... AngL
Sometimes I Have To Remember...
not to have cloud envy. Cause the best way to get threw the day is to walk with you head in the clouds.
I'm Just Me!!
Hey everyone I just want to let you all know..That I'm just me and I'm on here to make friends only. I dont give a fuc who likes me and who dont cause those who be hatin' dont pay my bills and they sure ain't fucin me!! So, If you wanna be my To all who dont and wanna hate..A Big Fuc Ya!!! I'm just me!
What A Kiss Means
WAT A KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Horny And Looking
I'm a bad boy in need of an even badder girl today - any takers?
Touched Me
Sisters A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her Mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter. 'Don't forget your Sisters,' she advised, swirling the tea leaves to the bottom of her glass. 'They'll be more important as you get older. No matter how much you love your husband, no matter how much you love the children you may have, you are still going to need Sisters. Remember to go places with them now and then; do things with them.' 'Remember that 'Sisters' means ALL the women... our girlfriends, your daughters, and all your other women relatives too. 'You'll need other women. Women always do.' What a funny piece of advice!' the young woman thought. Haven't I just gotten married? Haven't I just joined the couple-world? I'
Lazy Afternoons
Lazy Afternoons Fingertips on fire I spent the afternoon with you Philosophical words flying You kissed my neck Our lips met yet again You made me laugh We accomplished nothing major Yet opened new dorrs Beautiful Topaz eyes Smiling down at me Wrapping me in your arms Telling me stories of you Time ended too quickly Commitments we both had Fingertips still on fire Your lips lingered against my head Looking forward to Another Lazy Afternoon Kelli C
Dont Judge Me
Don't you look at me so smug And say I'm going bad. Who are you to judge me And the life that I live? I know that I'm not perfect And that I don't claim to be. So before you point your fingers, Be sure your hands are clean. Judge not Before you judge yourself. Judge not If you're not ready for judgement. The road of life is rocking And you may stumble too. So while you talk about me, someone else is judging you. Judge not Before you judge yourself. Judge not If you're not ready for judgement. Woah oh oh! The road of life is rocky And you may stumble too. So while you talk about me Someone else is judging you.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder......
Tag Ur It!!!!!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I eat peanut butter out of the jar 2. I don't like to sleep next to a door 3. I hate feet even my own 4. I'm terrified of clowns ( yes really) 5. I love fuzzy socks 6. I HATE alarm clocks 7. I love vampires 8. I love kissing with my eyes open 9. I'm a sucker for guys with long hair 10. I eat the crunch berries last when i eat cap'n crunch cereal. 5 People I tagged, 1. Raven Lonewolf 2. SATAN 3. Lyoness1 4. obihayve 5. Pebbles
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
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New!! Liquid Dreamz Professional Tattoo Ink
We have recently started production of this new line. Right now there is Tribal Black, but we are adding the full line as we get it produced. If you wonder why I am hardly on anymore..this is why :-)) Christyl
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Picture Post...
We came through the ice storm just fine. It's slickery as hell outside right now, and it doesn't help that it's so cold and still raining that the water is freezing as much as it's thawing. But of course, it makes for some good pictures.
Demon King Rises
A mythical crown, a warmongering Demon King, destiny and fate, struggling humanity all come to a head in War of the Crown: Demon King. Can the Demon King conquer Celestria and find the broken crown of the realms? Will the Gods sit back and watch the mortal realm of Celestria fall, if so could Wairua be far behind? Can the Demon King, while questing to conquer the mortal realm, safegaurd his own holdings in the hellish Tartaros? The Rules of Nine have been tainted and the forces of the Demon King Melark pour into the realm of Celestria. The allied human armies fall quickly into disarray against the vicious and merciless onslaught. The Demon King is not the only entity interested in the goings on in the mortal realm, others seek the power of the crown and human souls. The Gods petty jealousness has caused cracks in their foundation and the fall out will change the face of Wairua. Lines are drawn and sides are taken and even the Gods cannot abstain from war. Who will prevail when heave
Bad Booboo!!!!!!
Ok this wonderful kind woman has helped so many people on here with there leveling and has never once asked to return the love back at all. As of right now she needs 11 million points to level. Which YES that is alot of points to come down and YES she is one of the highest people on this site. Really that shouldn't matter at all. If that really matters and ur her friend on here and she has helped u out. then really ur one of the people that should go by her page and do something about it. if not. then u should remove her as a friend and so on But really there is 1.6 million people on this site and if everyone on this site goes and rates 1 album of hers or even some of her stash. Then this could be done. BooBoo Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar So if u can PLEASE go by her page and show her some luv by rating some of her stuff. Lets all see if we can get BOOBOO to level 27 within a few days!!!
For My Love
Your lips on mine as our bodies entwine Feeling so fine as we pass the time Lost in this dream as we start to scream A sin we can't redeem crazy, doesn't it seem? Of his power, I'm amazed He's so damn sex-crazed And our friends are unfazed I'm so lost in a daze Five nights and five days a million different ways on my bed he lays
Marry Me, Boy
Forever and always For the rest of our life You'll be my husband And I'll be your wife Maybe we'll act crazy Maybe act wild Maybe one day We’ll conceive a child Love each other unconditionally Make love morning, noon and night Never threatening to leave If we have a huge fight We must trust each other completely There’s a lot at stake Know that if you ever cheat on me My heart would break I’ll be your little doll You can be my boy toy So answer me this question Will you marry me, boy?
A Lesson That Should Be Taught In All Schools!
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher at Robinson High School in Little Rock , did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with the permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she removed all of the desks out of her classroom. When the first period kids entered the room they discovered that there were no desks. Looking around, confused, they asked, "Ms. Cothren, where're our desks?" She replied, "You can't have a desk until you tell me what you have done to earn the right to sit at a desk." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. Maybe it's our behavior." She told them, "No, it's not even your behavior. And so, they came and went, the first period, second period, third period. Still no desks in the classroom. By early afternoon television news crews had started gathering in Ms. Cothren's classroom to r
A baby's smile is a mysterious thing fadeing as fast as it blooms and so it is to me it seems she must be dreaming of Heaven a little angel with out wings replaced by my love unconditionally constant as she grows forever a baby in my eyes and eternally an angel at home ever so empty that cloud must be where she use to lay her head and sleep and in Heaven The Lord her soul will keep as her memory of his house fades a borrowed angel lent to me, so lovely to me even in her dying innocence and one day when i walk by that way i'll stop to visit her cloud and in tears of happiness i will cry remonising of that toothless smile the days when she was virtuous and juvenille the days when she drempt of Heaven copyright protected by victoria donahue
It is a sad sad world when people can not take the time to read a mum it is in time of need you find out whom your true friends are! I sit here watching people buy girls VIP's.. HH.. Fublings..Blast and all for what sexier pictures then everyone else gets to see? yet when it is time to trully be able to make a difference everyone acts as though they have suddenly forgotten how to read... it makes my heart ache knowing you people care more about lust and sexual gratification than you do to even read a blog or a mum or a bulletin asking for your help... self centered much? When did it become the fashion to look like an idiot just because you show compassion? how the hell did i miss that step? Im going to be going through my friends list and cutting it from about 1600 to maybe 5 by the time i am done i do not want to even be aqainted with people who care more about sex and lust then they do helping someone out that deserves it! Also DONT LEAVE ANY COMMENTS ON HERE ALL COMMENTS WILL BE DEL
We All Make Mistakes
But are they really? God puts us in a situation where we have to make a choice, but since he's already got our lives planned out ahead of us, how could we make the wrong decision? It may hurt A LOT and it may leave you confused, but if it's supposed to happen, it's going to. Did we really ever have a choice? I don't think so. You see it's my theory that when people feel they have no control that's when they start challenging God and Questioning whether he is real or not. Well, guess what folks, he is real, and although you may think you've made your own decision he's one step ahead of you every time lol. That's why you need to ask for guidance. The plan is already set and you need to be ready for what happens, so why not hit your knees lace your hands and get the sneak preview, like an upcoming movie, of what's ahead. It's all very simple. We're not in control. So just ride the wave stay on your board and pray there's no corry below when you come crashing dow
so tomorrow i find out if i'm goting to be haven another baby after after the dr's we are going to p.a. to see my mom so when i get back next week you'll will know if there's gonna be another baby
About Me
Im almost 19, I have 2 kids, Im married, and Im in college. I love to go 4 wheeling, wrestling, playing football, Im just a all around down and dirty kinda girl. But I also like to be pretty.
Rate Fan Add A Friend Of Mine
rate fan and add a friend of mine Stephanie Lynn@ fubar let her know i sent you kel 1166483 or my link any one who does this let me know and i will send you 1000 fubucks
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OK, its 3 am and this little thing called the flu has me awake.....AGAIN. I'm tired of it, of everything about it, so I'm done talking about it, because I KNOW YOU ARE TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT IT. Since my life of the past 4 days has sucked who has anything interesting to talk about. Anyone get laid? Anyone gang bang a girl? Anyone get gang banged? Hell for that matter did anyone walk their kid across the street? There must be something going on in the outside world. Something anything is better the me laying here, looking like shit and feeling even worse. Come on help me out tell us what made you tick this weekend. luv u Tara
The Princess And The Knight
He battles far from her, In hopes that he will return And let her know that his heart Will forever be his, If she would let it be that way. He fights with a fury Unmatched by any man, But it does not compare To the passion that is in his heart. She may temper the flame That is in his soul, She cannot extinguish The blazing inferno of passion That fuels his every move, His every though. His beating heart calls out one name, And it is the name of this princess That he wishes to hold That he wishes to cherish That he wishes to honor. Shall a mere knight have such a blessing? For she is a gift from Heaven itself, To him, one of Heaven's angels, And how he has even caught her eye, He has yet to determine, For a time, he may never know, But he knows what his heart feels. For just one touch of her hand, He finds his mind drifting to a place, Where Heaven is on earth, And that being in her arms. Shall she welcome him when he returns? The battle has been great,
Austin Raggae Fest i know myself and few others fu-raggae fans are gonna be headin to auditorium shores in austin on 4/19 and 4/20 for the 2 day show... if ur interested in meetin up or carpooling let me know something. its gonna be a bad ass show as always. check out the best raggae band to come outta the states who will also be playing that day...
Who I Look Like
so yeah i went to this party on saturday and everyone was saying i look like Johnny Depp so i went to this site and entered my photo and just enough it said i looked like Johnny Depp so tell me what you think lol here is the morphing tell me the truth thanks guys lol MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Free family history - Family tree chart
~confessions Of The Heart~
~Confessions of the Heart~ ~What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories. ~In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. ~Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low. ~You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. ~The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration. ~Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring t
Vote For Panzy
Will yall vote for my pooch, Panzy please???
Barnsley Earthquake!
A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale, hit in the early hours of Tuesday morning. Epicentre: Barnsley, England News of the disaster was swiftly carried abroad by the towns 35000 racing pigeons, as victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "choofinnorah". The earthquake decimated the town causing 30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearic Isles and the Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historical burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giro arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Barnsley. One resident, 15 year old mother of three, Tracey Sharon Braithwaite, said, "It was such a shock my little Chardonnay Madonna came running into my bedroom crying. The twins, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I
Thoughts 3-19-95
When the moon shines bright, and the sense of loneliness, the insignificant piece, one person normally makes with his life, washes over him like waves unto to shore; You understands why the gray wolf howls at the fleeting moon, why he ignores the chill wind rippling through his mange infested flanks. This fruitless gesture, the bone jarring howl, mirroring the soul of the animal, crying out with pain, grief, torment, the human like the wolf, becomes hunter, stalking his prey, seeking the elusive scent of another, one to be with, hunt with, howl with, across the mesas the sound flows, drifting, floating, echoing his despair. One day, the trail will become clear, bright, outlined with the light, as the moon is, and show the path to his enlightenment, the end of his loneliness. 3/19/95
so who is ready to go to havasu it is just about that time and i am about ready to pull the boat out and get out there on the water who ready to go...
Newest Update
Okay all here is the newest update about my working. I currently have a full time job that has me working either early mornings to mid afternoon or mid afternoon till late at night. With the spare time I have between my working shifts each day, I try to spend with my family here, more so with my daughter thou. I will try to be online when I can if I am not to tired or in too much pain.
Tappinit Owns Me!!! Go Fu Luv Him!
IT'S OFFICIAL! TAPPINIT OWNS ME! Go show him lots and lots of Fu Love and tell him his PebblesinAZ sent ya! tappinit@ fubar Fan, Rate and Add him! He is amazing in every way! Humbly His: ~PebblesinAZ~Co-Owned by Tappinit & Emanon! xoxo Co founder of THE FREAK SHOW! Woot! XOXO Read my Bl@ fubar
Pisces, Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature. They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate, sensitive to the feelings of those around them, and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter. They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing, affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves, and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them. They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own. Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally, instinctively more than intellectual
~relationships 101~
Holding on to your relationship is easier said than done. You have met this great guy or girl and want to continue see your relationship grow. But in the nervousness to strengthen your relationship one sometimes goes overboard. Either we become too possessive or take things for granted. So all those singles out there stop fretting and take some action to make your relationship stronger and matured. ~Live the Relationship~ One common reason for the relationships going downhill is that couples cant connect to each other. How many times you have heard the statement, He is simply not here. Only his body is here, the mind is somewhere else. Well if this is your situation then try to live your relationship. Be alive in it and actively participate with your partner. When you are in a relationship the most important thing is to work as a couple and not as two individuals. ~Dont be an Attention Seeker~ It is a great feeling that you are in love with your part
A Golden Chain
Friendship is a Golden Chain, The links are friends so dear, And like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year... It's clasped together firmly With a love that's deep and true, And it's rich with happy memories and fond recollections, too... Time can't destroy its beauty For, as long as memory lives, Years can't erase the pleasure That the joy of friendship gives... For friendship is a priceless gift That can't be bought or sold, But to have an understanding friend Is worth far more than gold... And the Golden Chain of Friendship Is a strong and blessed tie Binding kindred hearts together As the years go passing by.
Emotiona Attraction
The attraction I feel towards you is more than just physical. The Emotions I hold for you are more than just love. A true friend it there when you need them, and when you don't. Able to look past all the bull and forgive you, still love you. You broke my heart that day, and many others. I still came back to you. We were friends first and I wanted to keep that. But more than that we were lovers. I couldn't resist you and you knew it. You were the same for me but wouldn't admit it. Feelings you didn't want to have, pushed off onto another... Passed off onto another. A guilty conscience. Mine was too! But Still I have this Emotional Attraction to you! I'm pissed and hurt and spiteful towards you. But I will not tell you that. Just to talk to you is what I want. To be held and loved by you is what I need. But I'm not as stupid as you think. I know why you do it, why you deny me and lie to me. Never have I found my match until I found you, I think for you it's the s
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Its Been Forever
So I finally decided to come back on here, only to realize i dont have many friends on here... someone needs to help promote me and get me back to my original standings... love yall!
I Hate Job Hunting!!
Well now that I am almost completely better, its time to find a job. This is the part I hate. Give me any job and I will work 110%. I hate trying to sell myself to get a job. I can talk my way into any job if given a chance to get an interview. My problem is not many will talk to me due to lack of work history. It has been about 5 months and still its hard to sleep alone. After years of having someone sleeping next to me its been hard to adjust to not have anyone there. Don't get me wrong it is a much needed time to find myself and figure out what went wrong and try to fix it. I have done a lot of refection on my past ex's and my life. I have finally realized I have gotten over most of the really bad shit in my life. Granted I will never forget, but I refuse to let it affect me like it used to. I also realize that I am scared of trying to date again. To get involved with someone will be a true test if I have really learned from my mistakes. I do not want to ge
Not Feeling It!!
I'm in a crappy mood. Don't even know why... grrrr.. oh well :(
***friend In Contest Needs Help Please***
A great friend of mine is in a contest that ends on Saturday 3/22 and she needs some help to pull ahead. Here's the link to her contest pic, just click on it and it'll take you there: She's an awesome person so be sure to stop by her page and Rate/Fan/Add her if you haven't already. Everyone go show her some love and bomb the hell out of her pic!!!
Heheh Heres Sandys Lol
What is your Sexual Obituary? Suddenly just before orgasm, Sandra died while in the sack with their lover, Justin Timberlake.Sandra will be terribly missed by Their favourite dildo. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at
Guidline 1 (the Negative) For The Ladies
After 11 years of experience on the net, I have to the following guideline: if you cannot stimulate my mind then you will not be able to stimulate anything else, density of stimulation as well. Do not rely too much your hopes on your physical, for fried chicken has legs and breasts too. and for those that swallow books as well, m not interested in recitations, unless you are a reader AND a thinker not to fail to mention a dreamer. if you find yourself all of a sudden with a fantasy then please do not waste my time, I would be much obliged if I was near, but I am not. take that fantasy elsewhere. If my photos only attracted you, then only a simple compliment or comment would do just fine, feel free to have them, my shell will fade one day anyway. To those that pop like corn, you know that you will be eaten, and before that moment you try to slip away, think ten folds before making any move. and ahhh yes the collectors as i call them, i am NOT an item therefore continue
Faith In Love By Reba And Rascal Flatts
WE SHOULD ALL REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THE LYRICS OF THIS SONG. THEY ARE SO TRUE!! DONT EVER LOSE YOUR FAITH IN LOVE!!! Faith In Love (rascal Flatts) Lyrics by Reba McEntire : 'Reba: we felt this coming on we've seen it for a while but there are no regrets between us we can leave here with a smile we have to talk about it what we've always known the hardest part about today is tonight we'll be alone alone chorus: we were just two hearts bound for different roads oh why they didn't lead us to forever we may never know (reba) oh i will carry you with me (gary) i will hold on to our memories (reba) don't let the dreams we didn't find (together) make you feel like giving up (reba) keep holding on and (together) don't lose your faith in love Gary: life's gonna move on and the pages start to turn we'll be stronger people now from the lessons that we've learned this one's gonna hurt it's a little deeper break but just know i'm praying for you as i wat
Hot Boy Of 3-24 I still love Jacoby of Papa Roach but there is one rocker boy who's had my heart for the last 20 years. I actually had the honor of meeting him in July 2005. I won't post the pic of me and the bad boys of Motley Crue because I was 30 pounds heavier back then. This man, who I like to call a genius, is the reason for my alias 'Shandra Sixx'. It is none other than... Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue...
she is as cute as can be a fuzzy little girl and her name is bear bear the ferret yes she is a little theif she will steal anything she can wrap her little paws around or hang on to with her little teeth and once she gets her paws or teeth on the item who knows where it will get off to cuz she has 1000's of places she hides things including but not limited to closets and the like and her favorite things to steal are maxipads and baby bottles :D so be aware of the willey and sneaky thief named ferret
Help Him Level
In about 3 weeks, April 13, will be the 2nd anniversary of my brothers death. Being he died on Good Thursday of 06 even this month, with it having Easter, has been so hard for me. April I am not looking forward to and if I could hibernate I would, but where could I hibernate and not remember. It is always there. Even my birthday is affected, as it was on my 50th I was giving his eulogy, it is something I will always associate with that milestone. I come from a family of 6 siblings and I am the oldest,he was a year younger. Our birthdays were only 5 days apart. I looked up to my him, he was always there for me when I needed him, I miss that terribly. I thought for sure now that 2 years have gone past that I would have gotten over this terrible sadness that comes over me this time of the year. I haven't it still hits me. It has gotten better for the most part cause I can get thru most days without crying,though some things really hit me hard, holidays and April, and dentists, as h
Sparks Of ???
As my mind wanders... I try to look forward to all I have coming to me... A beautiful woman who loves me for who/what I am; a loving and doting daughter; a new family to come out of it all. But, I am still overwhelmed. Certainly by not any of them. I am consumed by feelings of guilt, rage, bitterness, cynicism, FEAR, and doubt. The doubt is within myself, the fear that I am not who I think I am and the fear grows. I am in total love with a very wonderful woman, but yet I fear I cannot live up to be the man she fell in love with... There is a horrible monster inside of me, A monster I am not sure I can control. I want to and need to give her all of me, in the best of intentions, the man she fell in love with; but what happens when I fall short of that. I am so afraid of the bad side of me coming to bear again. There is so much I want to hide and yet I need to let it go. I am forever lost in an abyss. I want to be free of that monster... but I have no idea when IT wil
Sexy Midwest Girl...thanks
For you and all the men and women who stand beside you..and over me...hats off to you all.."
Follow Your Heart
I've got some insights will you listen? just give new love a start, forget the guilt ridden trip, and go on, follow your heart. I know it's so difficult, there's pain in the past, I'm not asking for you to forget, Just start a brand new life. Life wasn't meant to be easy, and a life is such a long, long time, hard to make some words fit, its sometimes hard to make them sound right. But I can't imagine life, without taking a chance. And now I know my decision, is one of those painful choices, damned if do and damned if I don't, I can already hear those voices. The what if's, The could have beens. We have cried and laughed together, oh, how I love to see you smile, and I will be so understanding, if you can only wait a little while. But life is not forever, and you need to take a chance when you can. But life is what it is, very few have mastered the art, and all I'll ever ask you, is please, just follow your heart. Copyright March 26, 20
My Fu-wifey Needs Your Help!!!
Hey everyone, my fu-wifey is in a giveaway...she needs 10,000 comment for a 1 mo vip or a 7 day blast, please my firends and family go give her a hand!...heres the pic link just click on it and go!!
Thank You 2 Everyone For Your Help !!!
Internet Drama Never Ends
Just a little heads up for all my fu-friends... I got double whammy'd today by I "think" 2 different women Apparently some women feel my friends that laugh, joke, flirt & tease with me on our page comments & in the MuMMs should be warned about me Word on the fu-street is I'm a "Playah" Where I come from a "Playah" is someone who secretly/discreetly/carefully fucks around with numerous people as if they are the ONLY ones they are fucking with I laugh, joke, flirt & tease out in the OPEN where EVERYONE can see on photo comments, page comments & in the MuMMs (like MOST do) I KNOW damn well when men flirt & tease with me I'm NOT the only woman they are doing it with...I may have been born at night but it wasn't last night I'm trying to keep this as short & to the point as possible sooo... don't say I didn't warn ya's If some of ur fu-g/f's see you & I tossing comments back & forth you may be the next target for something like this... For the Inquiring is $9.95
Why Is That
why is it that every time everybody is trying to talk bout what u do or what u dont? they dont even know half but keep putting ur name in their mouth... i just wanna say thank u to everybody who talks bout my personal life ya dont know shit so shut the fuck up friends wonder why i dont even say hi nomore well my friends ya can also say thank u to the people who try to talk bout me and my life no matter what ya fuck up my life anyways so now keep on searching for the next lil reason to talk and to fuck up everything ya can not kill me nomore i dont live anymore ya got it this time i really thank for that all i ever wanted in my life is to be happy and all what ya do is keeping me down as soon as i am a lil happy ya put me down again but if it makes ya happy well have fun but dont wonder if i get all quiet and dont talk at all nomore if its that what all of ya wanted well ya got it
Darkness (jim Morrison, I Am Not...)
Darkness (Jim Morrison, I am not...) Darkness Heavy on our souls. We need a new sunrise, immaculate in conception, perfect in splendor and raideance. Come forth and bring peace, come forth and bring inlightenment of the ones gone before. Did you know that mad spitits roam free in the devils hour? Did you know that searching souls roam wild in the night under dim stars that shine dim scenes in the graveyard? There's a deamon on the doorstep. Destruction for sale. Nations buy in bulk. If blood is the rose of mysterious union, are bullets the brand of enevitable death? Shoot the fuckers down. More roam in the sands in midnights madness. "This is the end, beautifull friend, the end." The Poet still sings somewhere in the sun. Bring a new sun. A new day, not of destruction. Rise and come forth.
No More
I haven't been on Fubar in a pretty long time and don't plan on using it that much anymore. Maybe I'll check it once a month or so, we'll see. Hope everyone is doing well :)
Live Life To The Fullest
As each passing day go by so many things happen in a split second... Not a day go by that I wonder what life would be without Family or Friends and when something seriously happens to them thats when we wish we could have did or said something to them. At times we dont all get along but life is too short to hate or hold a grudge... So what I am trying to say is life is to short to be wasted and just enjoy and live life to the fullest and do it with no regrets... So live each day as though it may be your last...
I know it's there within my soul I fight it everyday The darkness urging my demise In the hope I'll loose my way The fog comes in around me The lights all disapear Silent is the place now My hearbeat's all I hear I don't know where I'm heading I've survived the place I've been They say it makes you stronger Conquering bad things seen So when you look into my eyes Look past the girl there crying Before you see me giving up I'd sooner stand there dying Beaten down I may have been Whipped with chains and lashes But countless times I've risen The Phoenix from the ashes
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Girl,me & U {think Of Me & U}
In the morning, when I get of bed thoughts of you are goin thru my head, in the afternoon I think about all the things we can do thru the night - I think about me & u - In the evening, I think of me & u- thinkin about u in ure night gear...I work all day,and It's hard for me too concentrate....All I ever do is think of me & u, All I do is think of me & u....u got me goin crazy...I always get turned on, never turned out by any woman, but I think for this instance, its different....All I do, is think of me & u....
I'm Not A Proud Grandma -- Not!
Check out the pictures, I have taken of my granddaughter and daughter yesterday in our hunt to find some Texas Bluebonnet photo opportunities --- Our Bluebonnet Adventure! Texas kisses and hugs to all!!
Good/bad Pick Up Lines
Didn\'t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let\'s go on a picnic and find out! Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? Do you take it up the ass? Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Fancy a fuck? Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let\'s play gynecologist. Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven\'t we met before? Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don\'t you? Fuck me if I\'m wrong, but don\'t you want to kiss me? Fuck me if I\'m wrong, but isn\'t your name Laura? Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction) drink? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like
I can't believe men. My soon to ex has sent me many message asking to help make the house payment but he can go buy a new fucking camera and buy a lot of little figures from World of Warcraft. That makes no fucking sence to me i have just started working. Have to ask my parents for money so i can eat and now i'm going to have to ask for gas money. WE all know how pricey gas is. Now his new GF is being all lovey dovey on his my space page. OMG make me vomit dont' get me wrong i'm glad he is not bugging me anymore and i have found a guy who is 110% better then my ex. I just feel like my ex is doing all this to piss me off and you knwo i can play those games to. I will if i have to and part of me right now really wants to damn it. I will just vent here for now. I'm sorry but this new GF of my ex is only 21. My ex is 33 don't get me wrong age is just a number. I have no idea how long they have been seeing eachother but she is already say she loves him. Now i talked to my soldier for like t
Penance And Success
Tuesday, April 8, 2008 penance and success Nothing is impossible in life is the favorite quotes of seers on the subject of life but to attain the motive it needs great penance to adore with. As per the Vedic wisdom true Brahmans are ever powerful by virtue of their penance, no one deliver from their wrath. If one earn the curse of true Brahmins are bound fall in life and if one attain the blessing of true Brahmins are bound to rise in life to a glorious mode for here and here after. It is penance of Brahmins which matters to life. The power of yoga [contemplation], planning, penance and mystic formulas works properly only when adequate secrecy is maintained about them. As per quotes of saints god can easily be won over by the varying modes of penance but with truth of life their in. It is penance which makes it with all ease about the state of final beatitude a must for being a human to cross over the ocean of mundane world. May god bless all on the subject of t
ok so I was bored and thought I would see how the blogs on here worked. anywho ttyl. Oh and if you read this and you have a blog idea for me let me know and I will see if I can write about it. kitten
Broken Inside
You were my friend, you were sister. You left me here all broken inside I let you in, now I'm pushing you out Now I'm nothing but broken inside Why do you hate me, why do you love me? All you do is leave me broken inside You betrayed me, you back stabbed and turned on me. I chose you as my true soul sister for life, I trusted you to be true and real. You laughed and crushed what I gave you, then turned around and walked away. Without thinking twice, you turned the tables on me so you would'nt feel the guilt. Then closed the door, without saying goodbye. I could foregive you and forget the passed, but all it would do is........................................ leave me broken inside. Ladie_In_Pink
Let You Down
When you needed me I let you down Now I need you But your nowhere to be found My apologies and tears arent enough Can't get you back now The road ahead without you will be tough You say I don't exist Its cuts like a knife Like the blade on my wrist Are you worth my life? I take a chance Let my true feelings out And all you do is crush my heart Over and over again Revenge you set on me Hate it transcends I'm holding on to whats left of us A memory in the midst of the fire The images I can't suppress And Im wondering how I let you go Let you slip away What I got left here now Pieces all over, my hearts in dismay Cuz I let you down I front to whomever Saying Im better off While I lay in bed at night Wishing my limbs I could sever I stay in a daze Partially blocked off from the world In my own little universe Praying for today to be my last day The day I ride quietly in a hearse All because the day I let you down I let myself down too And this mistake
Baby's Hug
We were the only family with children in the restaurant. I sat Erik in a high chair and noticed everyone was quietly sitting and talking. Suddenly, Erik squealed with glee and said, 'Hi.' He pounded his fat baby hands on the high chair tray. His eyes were crinkled in laughter and his mouth was bared in a toothless grin, as he wriggled and giggled with merriment. I looked around and saw the source of his merriment. It was a man whose pants were baggy with a zipper at half-mast and his toes poked out of would-be shoes. His shirt was dirty and his hair was uncombed and unwashed. His whiskers were too short to be called a beard and his nose was so varicose it looked like a road map. We were too far from him to smell, but I was sure he smelled. His hands waved and flapped on loose wrists. 'Hi there, baby; hi there, big boy. I see ya, buster,' the man said to Erik. My husband and I exchanged looks, 'What do we do?' Erik continued to laugh and answer, 'Hi.' Everyone in the rest
Here I Go Afgain...
just a few thoughts and explainations to my friends who dont mind listening... lately i have been distant to my friends, espically the closest ones who i talk w on the phone or txt... trying to help my family...and an ex of mine has come back into the picture again... i am probably setting myself up for heart break again, but i have to follow my heart... he joined fubar again..his new name is Lord Death... for most who have read my other blogs...espically the ones labeled feeding my soul... and missing my soul mate...i wrote them with this young man in mind... you know how sometimes u just instantly connect w a person b4 u even meet them??? well thats what this young man has done with me... i started haveing dreams and lucid visions of him back in october 2000... i met him online this past july of 07, i told him of these dreams...and all he kept saying is i found what i dremt... he claims that its been 5 years ago since he had such a strong connection to a woman a
Drew (a Direspectful Little Prick)
This asshole gives men a really bad name. Talk about freakin disrespectful and rude, fortunately my fiance The Stutter (Kenneth) was on while this tool SB our profile. This little fuck claimed that I (Wicked) sent him nude pics, and if anyone really knows me, they don't that don't happen!! Anyway, here is the SS of that convo. My advice is to block him, he clearly doesn't know how to treat a woman. drew@ fubar
Who Else Is As Outraged By This??
"Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage? We should be screaming bloody murder. We've got a gang of clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a hurricane much less build a hybrid car. But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and nods their heads when the politicians say, "Stay the course" Stay the course? You've got to be kidding. This is America , not the damned "Titanic". I'll give you a sound bite: "Throw all the bums out!" You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak up. I hardly recognize this country anymore. The most famous business leaders are not the innovators but the guys in handcuffs. While we're fiddling in Iraq , the Middle East is burning and nobody seems to know what to do. And the press is waving 'pom
Show Some Love Yall!!
I am hosting my first auction...yes I am in it. Go show these peeps some love and spend some fubux! Click the pic and it will take ya straight there!
I Love My Boobs!!!
I love my BOOBS!!! What's it like to have boobs alot of men would like to know...... I will be upfront about it. It. Is. FANTASTIC. It's everything you have ever dreamed. Everything you could possibly ask for. Everything you could ever hope it might be. 24/7, I have my very own maguffies. I do not need to think about what it would be like to squeeze a pair of boobies--I squeeze my own. I don't need to jiggle anyone else's melons--I jiggle my own. Strapped to my chest are my very own pair of lovable, squishable, soft breasts. They are the delight of my day and the dream of my night. It is not a sexual thing. I don't get off on playing with my boobs, and the naked female form is so familiar to me it is not an erotic thing in of itself (I don't "stare at myself"). Boobs are just FUN. It's like a stress ball that's always with you, a dangling slinky attached to your body. It is a constant source of beautiful, bouncy amusement. I don't know how you guys ge
I am so confused by everything in my life right now everything seems to be going so well and I am rather happy. But there is still something inside me that makes me feel like there is a storm brewing. The past four months have been a complete rollercoaster and I've wanted to stop the ride and prayed that it was over and now that things are on an easier ride there is something inside me that seems to be on another ride. I can feel that something is getting ready to happen and I'm scared that it will end me back on the scary rollercoaster that I cannot make stop a storm that will be worse than the last. I'm not sure what's going on with me I want to laugh and be happy and try to be a better person than I have been in the past but there is something inside me that tells me things aren't going to get better and this happiness won't last long and I'm not sure what I can or will do. When will all this confusion die down so I can finally live and not worry abot the next bad thing that is goin
Please Help Me Win This
I have been selected as one of 100 finalists for the summer job of a LIFETIME with the Chevy Riders! What I have to do to prove I am the best of the best? I am asking my friends, relatives, classmates, even people you meet on the street, to text YOUR unique keyword MichaelL to the number: 28546. thats all just one text. please vote for me Voting begins on 9 AM 4/23/2008 and ends on 5 PM 4/28/2008 I dont know alot of people but this might reach a few. If I win Ill post the pictures on this site
Don't Know How Often
I'm sort of back i may not respond for a couple of days after a post but i am now able to get on once in a while.
fubar is really cool place to meet people, I like this place, gifts, ratings and friends, I'm new to fubar but so far I like it, no I love it, thanx friendsBest graphics, layouts, and more for your profiles! Click Here!
What did 1 naughty robot say to the other robot? "Oil me up and let's slap some tin." okok corny
Another One Of My Dear Friends
Me b n nutz~~Fu~Wife~ of~Hotrod ~&~Real Life Girl Friend@ fubar
Dream A Little Dream
down i lay my head and dream a little dream. The little dream i dream is about love that turns into a f-nightmare that seems like a fairytale. When my headlifts up it still feels like i'm still in a nightmare that will not end. I close my eyes and hope that its all a lie. The dream of love that i dream might become a reality one day for me
I have to admit to a few things. Mostly because it is how i am and also what i love. I am obsessed with bbw and feet! The bigger the better and the sexier the feet appear the hotter it gets for me.
Hard Habit To Break
So my M.O. is this.... Beth meets nice guy, Beth gets to know nice guy, Beth REALLY likes nice guy....Beth sets up nice guy with one of her friends.....they live happily ever after Beth meets asshole, Beth knows he's an asshole, Beth starts dating asshole.......Beth gets heart broken..... I don't wanna do this anymore...any suggestions for breaking a habit????
$5 At The Gas Pump.....
I went into the gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas..... ..........The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
Hey Everone
hey people i need more people to talk to that stay up pretty late and stuff my screen name is add me if you want i get bored in the evenngs
Vip Contest
i'm in a contest and need 20000 comments to win a vip can you please help me and let me know how many comments you left cause everyone who leaves more then 50 comments will be put in a pimp out thank you bully from me and the top 3 commenters will get thier choice of sfw or nsfw thank you salute
Getting Closer
I have been very busy lately with work..and life around I havn't been on much lately. Yesterday morning I ran money to my boys school for there lunch. Forgot to send it with them.. Anyways..hubby mentioned..why don't you go mushroom hunting. Well I ended up going down to my moms..and they were home. So, mom and I went mushroom hunting for almost 2 hours. Found 300 all together between both of us. Or close to that. It was pretty fun.. getting to spend day with them..and noone else. Anyways.. mom and I went out shopping this morning. Its been so great spending time with her. I have always envied my cousin..and others who are always with there moms shopping..etc. My mom has worked alot..and when shes off she usually prefers being at home. I can kinda understand I get older..that is what I like to do. I have missed not doing things with her though. Lately shes been making up for it somewhat. I think after grandma passed away.. she looks back..and thinks shes
If I Could Catch A Rainbow.
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there.
Want 40k Fubux??? For Your 11s?
Hi Everyone Got 11s dont know who to give em to??? Looking to get the spotlight Ill give you 40k if you would RATE FAN And ADD this wonderful fu! And give him 100 of your 11s w_____ ( lldg )___FU-Bomber___@ fubar Tell him Erin sent you and ill be sure to return the love with 40k and some rates! No 11s? Rate - Fan and Add him and ill send ya 5k ! Thanks :) HOPIGALERIN
My Friends Rock So Help Them!!
These are all friends on their way to godfather or godmother!! Please stop by and at least fan add and rate them!! Show em some love!! (and dont forget im almost fu-king lol!!) ♥HisSweetObsession♥ ~~ *Rate Spankers* ~~ *Shadow Levelers*@ fubar t RL/GF t ThrgnlRst w f рR HV@ fubar Carolena838 -- ~ rate spankers~ and fu owner of SBM@ fubar sit_up_king *rate spanker* *club F.A.R.* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}}@ fubar ..chillie...@ fubar watch for a future blog about the diciples in waiting!!
Jus Might Save You
=== 'Squirter Kayla: Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club ~Club F.A.R~PLEASE RATE PAGE & BLOG, TU' wrote the following at '2008-05-08 00:58:05'.. > > > > (***Added by Kayla: This is a repost of a bulletin - Send me a message if you would like me to send you the code for this bully so you can blog and repost it) > > The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. > ~Erica > > > I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! > > > The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. >
When Thank You Just Isn't Enough....
I want to introduce you to some of the most awesome folks I've had the pleasure of being friends with here on Fubar.If they aren't on your friends list you just gotta go f/r/a them I wish I could list every1 who I care for here but I don't think they make bullys that long lol TY SO MUCH....... The Shadow Levelers.....what more do i gotta say..they are best..I'm truely blessed to call everyone of them my friend, tho i cant list them all yourself a favor and checked out their complete listing in booboo's blog, someone who by the way I can't say enough about..she stays so busy, showing love to all of fubar, organizing her Fu-family, and still has time to make every person she comes into contact with feel like the most important person on earth..a true angel ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Without this lady & her world cruise I wouldnt have the friends i have today. she took me under her wing answered every dumb question i had, taught me how to
Naughty App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"
Want All My Friend To Know
I just wanted all of my friends to know that I am single again. Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from my socalled friend Nataliya and I found out that all she wanted from me was Money and a way for her to get to the U.S. I should have known that was all that she wanted from me and I want all of you that tried to tell me that I am sorry for not believing you. I feel like such a fool for believing that someone that lives half way around the world could fall for me. Hell, I can't even find someone in the U.S. to fall for me why would she? Well I just wanted to let all of you know what was going on in my life and I will be in touch with you all soon.
Needs Leveled
bobwire needs 9620 to get to level 17 please try to help level him some thank you all!!!! bobwire Member of The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew And R/L Husband To Ladymoose760@ fubar
The 2nd Greatest Day Of My Life
tonight i took my kid to go see simple plan, one of her favorite bands......and some random dude gave me (me the old mother) but he was old too to passes to the meet and greet of simple plan......and my kid got to meet the band and get their autographes and she got to take some pictures with some of the band memebers who were out walking around....that was wicked cool.....and the guitar singer was singing me a song while i met them......and my kid is still floating on cloud nine.....and im so stoked that she is so flipping happy.....and i got to do this for her.....and the coolest feeling in the whole entire world is when you can make your kid's dreams come i truely rule right now......and she totally thinks im the coolest mother ever....and so does simple plan thank you very much....and was awesome......
What Is Your Hawaiian Name?
MY HAWAIIAN NAME 1. The first 2 letters of your name: KA 2. The first 2 letters of your middle name: AN 3. The letter i: I 4. Double the 3rd letter in your name RR 5. The letter a: A 6. Put it all together: KAANIRRA
Lost For Words
Good Afternoon all.. I want too thank each and every one of you for all the love you showed too me yesterday. Some of you was on my page all day long and rating your hearts out. To every leveler,friend, new friend that showed me love during my Happy Hour im greatful for all your help too try too get me closer to leveling. A thank you isnt good enough for me. I wish i could personally thank you all face too face for all you do for me. Im a very emotional person and I told some friends last night I think if I do another Happy Hour I need too go away from the computer while its going on. I have so many wonderful friends on here and too each and everyone of you ill always be here for you as you have been for me.. Thank you all for your continued support in helping me along the way and helping many others. There is never enough thank yous too be said. Much love and respect too all. On a side note too levelers I was so busy trying too return mail I forgot too post a
A Few Minutes With You
A Few Minutes With You. Wherever you are, whatever you do, I always like talking to you; I'm different on different days, And so are you; so you surely see, There are so many ways That I like talking to you. Just a few words, now and then, But they make my whole world spin, I'm glad just to know that you're around, So I wake up every day again. Whenever you're gone, I feel sad, But I keep the faith so it's not too bad. I love the time you spend with me, You're always perfect company, It's nice when you can stay a while, But it's good when you just leave me a smile. However you feel, whatever you do, I like to get a few minutes with you. Sometimes you're up, sometimes I'm down, Sometimes it's the other way around, It's so sweet when we're both happy, But I know that it can't always be. When I can help, and sometimes when I can't, I still want a few minutes with you. If they tore the whole world apart, And made it all over from the start,
Sexiest Knee Contest!! Opens May 15@7pm Est.
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Should I Stay Or Should I Go?????
I have been with my girlfriend for 5 long yrs now. we have 2 kids together, a couple of cars, and 2 dogs. Were do good for our selves but were not happy with eachother! I love her very much, But I just cant stand her.shes the true meaning of a bitch! She doesnt do anything around the house and bitches at me to do it all for her. She doesnt cook, clean the house, clean the dishes, help with our 2 kids, or do any of the laundry! shes doesnt even brush her teeth! thats grows. I dont mind cleaning up the house. infact i enjoy it. I put some music on, light some candles, and insents, drink a few beers! I like a clean house. BUT, the whole time that im cleaning -shes bitchin about the music or she wants me to stop the babies from cryin, or theres always something! So i usualy get it done when she goes out. and then She'll tare up the house with in a day or 2 I cant stand her any more. I have tryed to push the kids off on her but she just wont stop bitchin. Ive tryed to not clean the ho
Do You Wanna Own Me?
Free Comments & Graphics I am in my first auction and would love to be owned. Opening bid is $50,000 fubucks. Click on link below so that I may be owned.
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20 World Geography Facts That May Surprise You.
Unisphere, Queens, New YorkMany years ago I heard the astonishing bit of trivia that Reno, Nevada is actually west of Los Angeles. It doesnt seem possible until you actually look carefully at a map, but in fact Reno is about 80 miles closer to the International Dateline than is LA. Ive always remembered this odd fact, and when I look at the world atlas hanging on the wall in front of my work area I occasionally stumble upon other nuggets that seem hard to believe on the surface, but are undeniably true when you look closely. I think many of us keep a simplistic version of a world map stored in our brains, but sometimes its a little too simple. The best example might be the notion that Europe lies directly east of the United States. Thanks to the Gulf Stream ocean currents, the climate of the Eastern U.S. is very similar to the climate of Western Europe, so it seems logical they must be similar distances from the Equator. But only the southernmost corners of Europe actually line
Nsfw Pics
If you have absufuckinglutely nothing better to do but to check every picture that someone uploads and go crying that it is NSFW cause your offended, then please do me a HUGE favor......... Delete me off your fucking friends list ! ! ! ! Please.... I have all of my folders for friends only ! ! ! If you think two chicks kissing or some sexual innuendo is fucking OBSCENE then you dont even fucking belong on FUBAR ! ! ! GO BACK TO MYSPACE ITS WHERE YOU BELONG.
Just A Rate
Dee's friend is in a contest and just needs picture rates.. if you can just rate his picture that would be great thanx Hollie
What Time It Really Is!
"security"- complies with the standards of a righteous moral minority,just because some poeple with a lot of money only pretend to care about anything other than remaining rich, this small percentage of humanity could or (could not?) possibly divide the mass population with propaganda, or fear and prejudice. which could potentially trigger emotion based loyalty: known to cause a permanent loss of the ability to think and decide anything for ones' self at all. always remember to do as they say, not as they do, because "they" know what's best for you...if you do not agree, then you may be considered a traitor to "democracy" who will be dealt with accordingly....welcome to the new home of the brave, the so called land of the free.
Life In The 1500's
LIFE IN THE 1500'S > The next time you are washing your hands and complain > because the water temperature isn't just how you like > it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts > about the 1500's: > > > Most people got married in June because they took > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting > married. > > Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot w ater. > The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean > water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and > finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the > water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the > Bath water. > > Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, > with no wood underneat
Moving Mountains
It's like whatever I do, Ooh Just can't get through to you Ooh, ooh I'm never gonna tell anything wrong Ooh, ooh, Listen Oh Now, now she loved me, shawty I loved her Used to jump up in the maybach and roll out Used to care, she used to share The love that she used to give me can't be found I lost my way, she said she'd stay And lately I've been sleeping with a ghost My stock is down and out, I used to be worth my weight in gold That was before a great depression kicked in and rocked us And that was before the hurricane came in and stopped us I told you to leave, but you lied to me When you said that, baby no worries I promise to get us back I know sorries, just wouldn't do it Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through But it's like moving mountains... It's like moving mountains... hey. But I keep climbing and hoping things would change And the sky turns gray, and the water from the rain washes progress away. It's like moving mountains... (moving
Giveaway Needs 7,000 Comments
In a giveaway need 7,000 comments for a vip. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I will return the favor. thnx
I May Just Give Up Completely
I think I may just want too much. I think I expect too much out of the male gender. Is it too much to want to go on a date? Dinner? A movie? Putt-putt? Something besides just hopping right in bed with each other. Don't get me wrong, I love sex just as much as the next. But geez! I want a guy that likes to hang out and do fun things THEN maybe have some physical fun. I also want a guy who doesn't play games. For instance, I'm talking to a friend of mine about going to lunch together tomorrow. And we talk about getting sushi and I get happy. Well I said "brb" because my mom needed me for a sec. I came back to the computer and he had sent me an IM saying he was going to bed. I texted him and he never replied. No one goes to sleep within 3 minutes. I know he was just being a baby because I didn't give him my undivided attention. And that's ridiculous. He keeps starting to make plans then backing out or changing his mind or some other bullshit. So I told him we shouldn't even bother wit
A Marine Video Made For Me By Rose .ty Xoxo
Sunday Shezshual Fo Dick!
hahaha....going to Dicks arena 2day for a 1pm soccer game.... gonna b there round 9am ish.... get home round 3 pm.... take a chowa...make a call....get to doin what i do by 8pm.....then hit a chill spot round 2 am with the crew....and repeat the next day for like a week or so b4 i get another day off..... so 2nite might b the last time im on for a min....hopefully not....but ya never know! so i'll hopefully keep u ppls updated as i go along my days here.... ps. yes..i am a bad bad boy!
I'm Single And Back For Action
well hey to all my friends i am going thru a seperation and she says she is single so, i am too.i hope to meet good friends and family to chat with or possibly meet so if interested please contact me ok,looking forward to lots of response, ty and much luv to u all.
Planet Earth
Although there are some out there that my think differently.. To you I say LOOK around.. This planet is alive.. Why are we destroying it.. We cut down the trees.. in the name of progress. How do we expect to breathe.. Why are we taking metels out of the ground. Do not get me wrong. I am not saying that we should go back to the way things were over 200 years ago.. when we know so much more about the healling process of medicines.. I am saying that if we do not stop taking things away from from something that is our sorce of life.. How do we expect for her not to react.. The weather was alot smoother.. we put rockets through the atmosphere.. then wonder why there are holes...DUH.. and to think these are scientist..we are messing with a living being and wonder why it. (some call her. Mother Earth.. ) fights back the only way she knows how.. Tornados, earthquakes, tidal waves, hurricane.
to a certen someone Brooks And DunnAin't Nothing 'Bout YouMusic Video Codes By Music
ask your self this question ,why do ppl pretend to be someone there not are you afraid you will not get any friends,well try being someone else and see how many friends you really get,in the end you will lose and you will lose big.because you pretend (fake to ppl)that you are not the person responing to a question or anything for that matter,so ppl try being yourself ,god made everyone different for a reason,so be yourself (too all the fake ppl)no fakers want here
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Djsky6 family slide show
So today I posted another global MUMM. I find it amusing that it's like no one is literate anymore. I simply asked what is sexier "Curly hair or straight?" I did not ask what looked better on me, but offered a way to look at a picture of both... Yet time and again, I received comments about how I shouldn't care what others think... I don't care what you think in regards in what looks better on me, I just wanted to SIMPLY know YOUR opinion on which is liked more. The responses I receive aren't going to be some all out this is how I"m going to do my hair because the people on Fubar said so... it's an opinion. And nothing more.
I would like to introduce you all to my new owner Seamushardcore! Please drop by and show him mad love. I promise you will not regret it. ~Seamushardcore~ While your at it please make sure to drop by and show these four lovely ladies some love also. It will be well worth your time! vl gl м Ǯш Μ ht L뮆{Shadow Leveler}Mad Hatter-Owned by Seamushardcore- broken_hearted420 proud bbw~{shadow levelers}~ owned by Seamushardcore Lucie in the Sky Sinful Pleasures - SBC - Pu$$ycat Playmate - FU Bomber - Owned By Brett & ~Seamushardcore~ This has been brought to you by: vl
I Can Not Take
I can give, I can recieve, but I can not take
Freedom ~ Who Are You?
Freedom ~ Who Are You? Body restrained ~ eyes unable to see Fingers and mouths enveloping me Sucking and biting, the harder the better My body is hot, my darkness is wetter Before I know it someones deep inside I move my body and relish the ride I havent a clue who this lover might be Never felt so alive, never felt so damned free Somewhere in the distance I hear someone screaming This is too good to be true I just have to be dreaming Multiple manipulations tasting and touching Hands and fingers probing and clutching Skillfully somebody slips in between Raising me up as if I were a machine Hands spreading my butt cheeks apart Pushing in deep I jump with a start Too much stimulation to wait any longer The orgasmic bliss is getting much stronger Trapped in this orgy with nowhere to run Im a blood thirsty tigress who now needs to come Lost in lust and perpetual pleasure My body is like a new found treasure Open-mindedness can take you far Theres a
Bombers Plz Help!! Ty Xoxoxo
My girl, ANGELNDISCEYES is in another give-a-way1!She just needs 30k in comments to win!!☺ So we're looking for help from the Atomic Bombers Fam & any other friends, fans and fam of Angel's!! We wanna see her win, so let's do this! She always show love to her friends and now it's time for us to give back & help out a friend!! She's a sweetheart & a Betty Boop fanatic that you would'nt believe if you did'nt know her!☺ Even if you're not a friend, make a new one, just fan, add & rate her & she'll return the love! This is when the true friends arise to the occassion!☺ "ANGELNDISCEYES" (JUST CLICK ON HER PIC & GET TA BOMBIN'!!☺)
Just To Reflect.......
Reflecting over the past 3 months of my life tonight has really got me thinking about all kinds of stuff. I have stopped trying to make sense of why things happen and have started to just accept that things must have happened for a reason. I Love who I am as a person and love the fact that life itself forces you to change in the most wonderful ways in order to grow, become stronger, love and be loved. An independent woman, single mother, college student. I know what I would like to do with my life in general. Helping people and making them feel better has always been what has made me happy. I like who I have become over the years, and hope to add to that in the years to come. My hope for the future is to stay true to myself, follow my heart, be more open and in tune with how I am feeling, speak up for myself when I feel I have been wronged, take more chances, and work on my outer self as well as my inner self. Well, that is my life at the moment. I love every m
Sex And The City Movie--- Resulting Thoughts.
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Drunk Girl
Krunk girl! Dunk girl. Out of focus misunderstood in this crazy world. What is it that you seek? Why are you so angry? I have given you eyes that do not judge Hands that comfort not fondle. Ears that just listen have no words to speak. I given you love that will not fade threw your darkness that has no days Been you r pawn in the games you play. Cant give up on her. Wont stop being there to listen to your drunk talk. Shew away the devils that wait to feed on her flesh. See the golden in her when the world see a mess. My drunk Girl Krunk GIRL! So free with her body flirts with all the boys. This one tonight that one tomorrow and none of them give her joy. Always sreamin you want a man with more chips that chips ahoy. I dont stick around out sorrow for her. Its just that I know her. Knew her when the anger was the size of pea. These are not the dreams she shared with me when we where kids and free. No
It's A New Dawn, It's A New Day, It's A New Life For Me... And I'm Feelin' Good
The summary for this blog is: I WIN!!!! I am FINALLY absolutely, positively over this Michael shit! I'm done, just 1000000000% DONE! I don't even care. I just.. don't care. I'm on the road to recovery, yet again, and just... I'm better. My life is finally back on track. I feel great, and just... everything is good. I'm finally ready to move on and I have random respect for myself now so... I don't know what that means yet but shit is gonna change. so.. YAY ME *pats self on back* So yeah... woo-hoo!I start going to TNCC (Thomas Nelson Community College for those who don't know) in August, hopefully if I get Finacial Aid. And just... things are finally going good. And I am fine again, ~Lisa P.S.~ I just read this blog and then the last one... I SWEAR I'M NOT BI-POLAR lol
My Performance @ The Riverdale Marina !!!
Date: July 12 Saturday Time: 9:00 pm till 1:00 am Location: 13100 S. Halsted Riverdale, Illinois Notes: Live outdoor performance of a variety of music & dance by the pier!!! This is a restaurant/bar/marina !!! The quintessential summer in chicago experience !!! from the city (heading south): I-94 south , stay right right and you'll be on I-57, exit 127th st., left to Halsted (1 mile), right (3-4 blocks), just after the bridge, right @ the marquee, and head to the back... from Indiana: I-80 west to I-94 (Bishop Ford)north to 130th st. east, (follow 130th, under the viaduct, right, then a left) to Halsted, left (3-4 blocks), just after the bridge, right @ the marquee, and head to the back... from the south suburbs: just get to halsted & you know how to follow it north !!! After 134th, look on your left for the marquee (if you go over the bridge, you passed it...), turn left & and head to the back... still confused ??? the number is 708-849-2200 or toll free 1-866-4
Man I Have To Fart!
Why is it that every time I meet someone new and I am attracted to them I have to fart so badly? Ok so yeah all my friends know I can be a gassy girl since I am lactose intolerant, and I am ok with farting around them. In fact I love farting around my friends, it makes me laugh. But anytime it's someone new I get all fart shy. I will literally hold in a fart until I have a stomach ache. I will try and go away from them to release the pressure of my gas but then it won't come out. But the second I am back in their presence I have to fart again. Then you try and do the slick spread the cheeks so it wont make a noise trick. It always works when you practice it at home, it goes off without a hitch, but anytime you actually need it to work it always fails you. I think I am cursed with I'm attracted to you fartitious. Am I alone with this, are there other people who suffer from this horrible condition. I also can't poop around new people, I one time went on vacation
Thanx For All Your Help Guys...
OMG! Guess What? Guess What?....YaY....I Won!!! I woke up to a message from our awesome contest host Jude.... And the Winners are: First place: DJ Wild Second place: Vampchylde Third Place: Dr@gonMaster Congrats to all three and thank you to everyone who participated and helped :) *So I myself would like to thank everyone and give congrats to those that won with me too. Special Thanks to the following people who truly busted their behinds in comment bombing....You guys rock... 1. Delicious 2. Rebel 3. Pooh 4. Baby Girl 5. Bonz 6. Dusk 7. Mistr3ss
Love Me Guys Mish
Please show the lovely Mizz Shady some love and help her level to prophet. Her link ... MY S*U*P* ~ HELLCAT~ SQUIRTER KAYLA OWN IT! & ( Asst Chief 2nd Alarm) Please repost, thanks so much Have a great day Happy fathers day to the dads too ;o) Michelle aka MishNumber1 xoxox (repost of original by 'MishNumber1 Owned By Sherry ~ Of FWC SUP ShadowLevelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain' on '2008-06-15 10:33:57')
Kyle Lafferty Tribute
Kyle Lafferty Tribute
A Life
You can lust through lifes little momments. Or you can live a lifetime In one breath taking moment!
Bradd'ha Kine!!
Woagh, I Haven't Been On Here In A MEGA LONG Time.....How's Everybody Doin'?
I Will Be There For You ~ Jessica Andrews
this song goes out to my main man Untamed Maverick U KNOW I LOVE U!! I Will Be There For You - Jessica Andrews enjoy
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My Man 1st Auction
I have wanted to host my own auction and so now that I was hit by a car and have time on my hands I have decided it is time to host my first auction. I would like to have at least 10 entries before I open my auction. Once I have those 10 entries I will open the auction to bidding. If you would like to be in the auction please private message me with the link of the photo you would like used and what you are offering.DID I MENTION THERE IS NO FEE TO BE IN THIS AUCTION? This auction brought to you by... The Bad Wolfy@ fubar
For Brneyedbrotha
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Tell A Soldier Thank You
have you told a soldier thank you for everything they do have you let them know that you support them while they are fighting for our freedom have you just smiled when you seen them walking by have you shown a soldier kindness i have told a soldier thank you more then a dozen times i am proud to have them fighting for us i am proud to say that because of them we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave saying thank you is just a small thing you can do they really love to hear it yet not many people do too many people bash them and hurt them in many ways they are just doing their jobs but yet for some reason they are "to blame" i don't understand why people say mean things to hurt them everyday they are just like you and me only difference is they fight for your freedom thats one thing that will never change so think about what you just read and i don't care if any of it stays in your head just tell a soldier thank you for all that they do
Who Has Crush On Me?
who ever it is can you please tell me i have 3 crushes but dont know who any of you are.
Ex's Should All Die!!!!
Menu Of Lots Of Virtual Games
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Hey Internet Again
i have internet again finally oh it has been 4 months since jesse and i got married
March = Flirtatious
Pick your birth month and read it, then repost with whatever you are JANUARY = SLUT Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Veryrevengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. Has difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Very aggressive when provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but doesn't take lon
Confidence Is Having A Birthday!
Its about that time! You know, the time that comes around every year for EVERYBODY...its BIRTHDAY TIME! Our very own sexi smexi FU, Confidence, is celebrating her birthday on Monday and we need to make this a very SPECIAL birthday for her! Everybody knows my girl LOVES bling, so bling, bling, bling her like CRAZY...I'm talking jets, flying monkeys, Elmos, even bling packs galore! She is always doing so much for everybody so lets go and shower her with birthday luv! BLING HER, GIFT HER, TICKER HER, BLAST HER, I'm even talking about HAPPY HOUR her...she is worth it ALL! ~*~ wh mk m x~*~Owner Of LV Ю∃M Always ~N~ 4ever**@ fubar Brought to you by ME :D The Baddest MILF~ Wifey to Fornicates@ fubar
Sometimes We Cry....and We're Called Wusses....which Is Wrong
who says grown up men dont cry.....whoever says crying like babies isn't manly need to take a look at themselves. when we cry we are showing our human sides and we get called cowards for shedding our tears growing up i was always told its not manly if we dont chow our emotions and honestly i wear my emotions on my sleeve im not afraid of crying and no one should be afraid to do so for we are all humans women and men cry and if they dont they;re not human
What Doth A Relationship Make?
You start out seeing someone, knowing that it is not serious. Just a no strings attached good time for both. Along the way, feelings develop on both sides. Neither is the "L" side!! Heaven forbid!! She has had a bad time of things, so has he. She would really love to make something permanent, he is very gun shy. She can back off and leave things alone as they are, but it really is hard to do. He says he really cares for her, but doesn't want a commitment of any kind. OK, well she would like to back off, but is really having a problem with that because she is wrestling with her emotions and feelings on this whole thing and really not sure where to turn next. As far as she knows (from her side, anyway) neither is seeing anyone else. She has been told to go for it if another guy comes along who might be the right one. He likes his solitude after the last bitch he dated. Here's the problem: To her, he feels like the right one and she has stayed true to him. It would feel like cheatin
The Football Incident
Today was the 4th of July... the birthday of the world's rowdiest and irresponsable countries in the world. I spent the day with my brother, his wife, and a group of old friends. There was a big BBQ, lots of food, lots of sodas, an X-Box with the Rock Band game, and a whole lot of other games. I spent the day rekindling friendships with friends I haven't seen since college. Many of our conversations went on like, "Dude! Remember that time when _____..." I made new friends, and it was just a nice day. While my brother and I were playing and throwing a football around, I found another one. It wasn't really new, but it had the SDSU logo on the side. I threw it to my brother, and he liked it. He kept looking at me and said throughout the day that he liked it. So did I. It's a good ball. Eventually, his wife's conscience got to her and she made him lose the ball. Instead, I grabbed it, and put it in the trunk of my car. My reasoning is, "She's not my wife. She doesn't have the powe
Almost A Whisper
Home, Blessed Home
Home, The word rolls off the tongue like bubble gum, soft and sweet and reminiscent. Where better to think of you. Lord, than at home?It is where we have our history, begin our traditions, take our tires of passage. It is where we are first loved, first safe, first found to be special. It is where we are sheltered and nourished, then equipped and sent on our way. Throughout it all, you sit invisibly in our midst yet are central, blessing our kitchens, where we receive and provide nourishment; bedrooms, giving us restorative sleep; yards and gardens, connecting us with your creation; windows and doors, letting in light and air; basements and attics, sustaining us in ways we often overlook; living rooms, arranging us in "come as you are" circles of families and friends. We feel your blessing on our lived-in homes. Help us see the beauty, the opportunities in them. Bless us , the homebodies.
The Head Or The Heart
ive never had a simple life when it comes to emotions, im to sensitive, to busy thinking about how other people feel and putting my self last. this explains why woman treat me the way they do. this will never end until i stop being so selfless im so far on the extreme side of selfless that its unhealthy! so i vow from now on to become a total selfish pr!ck. that way when im nice it will seem incredible and deep and profound, instead of just "how i am"
Just A Few Of The Pics Of The Fires Close To Me
Break Downs
love kills when corruption sets in... your lies poison the very thing that binds. breaking it down to nothing more than a thinly laid veil of illusion. i question if love was ever truly there. what was the purpose of making a vow if only to watch you unravel every strand of it? i don't understand why you make this so damned complicated.
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Darkness And Light.
- Truth or lies? Current mood: vexed Category: Writing and Poetry I sit here and think of you all the days of my life, sometimes I wonder what's become of the things I once knew.the things I now live with are strangely the same as memory's I know to be true, but somehow now they kill. days go bye and here I cry,it could have been different if not for my lies. The dual personality that is me kills itself,lies fight the truth but truth also fights lies,which will win??? All the time I once had now rings in my ears like a gun blast but I know I have to push, push the limits of my mind. cause if I don't I'll loose the fight. things seem to have no meaning anymore but still I know... there is so much more life to live,life that could mean more than the killing past. The pain inside is just the side effect of the lie,no more!!! Currently listening To Anthem for the Underdog By "12 Stones" "HERE'S THE LINK" THIS VIDEO IS ALSO BADD ASS
Truth In Dreams Part 1
My dear daughter, I come to you in a dream, There is so much I want to reveal, I know there is damage to your self esteem, but through the truth we can both heal. In death my soul can not rest, for in my life I never knew, how I made you feel second best, but crossing over I found this was true. You wanted to be loved, never knowing why I could not show affection. The more you pushed, the harder I shoved, You done all you could, but I demanded perfection. How hard you tried, Always doing what I asked and more. I may have said thank you, but a smile I did hide, I realize now, I should have done that before. There were things I should not have said, I thought it would make you tough, but it only damaged you instead. To tell you I'm sorry still doesn't seem good enough. No, there is no excuse, but I am a victim of my own childhood, not realizing I was passing on the abuse. Things could have been
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More Poems
TheDark... When You Know When you're with that someone, Your heart begins to pound. You try to say what you feel, But cannot make a sound. It blinds your heart to see, It's like not having any sight. You feel it driving you crazy, But know that it's right. You feel like you're flying, As free as a Dove. It's the feeling that you get, When you know you're in love. Your heart lies in fear, Your mind wanders in confusion, You swear it isn't real, But know it's not illusion. You look into your heart to see Your heart's point of view. Your soul reaches out to thee And pulls it into you. Your heart is finally set, Your soul wanders the stars above. It's the feeling that you get, When you know you're in love. TheDark... All My Life I see your shadow on the wall, Just one Candle burning Bright. I hold your picture to my heart, I'm alone inside the night. The moon shines in my
Own Me Im Worth It
I hate my job, hate dealing with mom every day, not having a life, gaining weight again cause I'm depressed and I don't eat right when depressed. I am 27 fucking years old and live under the same roof as my mother. I hate my fucking job, and I have never hated my job. I have no life, mom gives me shit cause I have no friends but freaks out when I try and go anywhere or do anything. I can't even call anyone while she's up, and yet she doesn't go to bed 'til after midnight. Ok, let's start with work: The company that owns our building is not paying bills, whether they aren't able to or just won't, well we're not really sure. The building is so old and a POS we're not even worth selling anymore. Stress there is horrible cause we all know it's only a matter of time before there's nothing left for us to hold together, even though the corporate office denies these claims. Those of us that are left are only still there because of the residents. That also means short staffed so too many
Nfl Steps Up Monitoring Of Players For Gang Signs
NEW YORK (AP)The NFL is stepping up its monitoring of on-field player activities to ensure that no one is flashing the hand signals of street gangs. The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday that the league had hired experts to look at game tapes and identify players or team officials who might be using suspected gang signals. Violators would be warned and disciplined if the episodes recurred. League officials said Tuesday that avoiding gang-related activities has long been stressed. They said the scrutiny was intensified after the shooting death of Denver cornerback Darrent Williams in 2007 after Williams was involved in a dispute with known gang members. Anti-gang information is included in orientation literature and stressed in the annual mandatory league meeting for rookies. The NFL took further notice after Paul Pierce of the NBAs Boston Celtics was fined $25,000 in April for what the league said was a menacing gesture toward the Atlanta Hawks bench. I 100 percent d
Want To Own Me??
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1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are scary? 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be??? 21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my co
Naughty Nikki
“Naughty Nikki” By Sondra Nikki was a young, full figured blond, blue eyed young woman of 24 who lived next door to Rich and Deidre. She hadn’t been around to visit much over the years that the couple had lived next to her and her man, but had taken an interest in stopping in on an almost daily basis, usually on the pretense of asking to use the internet. Rich and Deidre were both major flirts and liked to play with others from time to time, and it was looking like Nikki had an interest in the couple, other than the internet she used at their place. Deidre had a habit of walking around the house naked or near naked and both she and Rich had noticed that Nikki’s eyes seemed to follow Deidre everywhere she went. This was pleasing to both Rich and Deidre since she was Bisexual and he enjoyed seeing two women together and then joining in. Nikki had came up one day just as Rich and Deidre were getting out of bed and Rich quickly threw on his pants to answer the
You Visit
It is a Friday in the early part of spring. The day is so bright and clear it is just calling for me to come outside. The kids are in school and my wife is at work so I have the day to myself. It is so rare I have a day to enjoy all by myself. Unable to resist the call of the outdoors I go out to work on the garden. The smells of plants coming back to life and blooming from a cold winter are strong in the air. The early morning dew is still thick on the ground. I could get lost in the wonders of this fine day. I am just starting to prune some of the roses when my cell phone rings. Answering it I am surprised by who is calling me. It is Kate, a beautiful woman I have chatted with online for some time. She tells me she is in town for the weekend and was wondering if we would like to get together. Knowing she enjoys the outdoors also I ask her if she would like to go for a walk in the park. I tell her that my wife is at work and would be unable to join us. She sounds sad about that news s
My 69 Munch
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Dating Again
Today I sit here with nothing but, love and joy in my heart yet again. After a great rally of friends to support me and what I have to do for myself..... I found the love that was missing. That was my friends in my heart. I found this out not to terribly long ago. My friends just sat and waited on the "DOOM" of a relationship. Josh really out did himself with them. So much so that they all have made me promise to them all, with the removal of friendship shall I go against, that I shall never go back to Josh again. They all were rather pissed off that he blocked me from talking to them. And some of his own friends as well. He controlled me like that. I am ashamed of myself for allowing him to do that to me and to innocent others. Josh really needs to learn to grow the fuck up in my eyes. He really needs to step back and take a long hard look at himself and see what EVERYONE saw. His OWN immaturity. Everyone was simply amazed at the length that the rela
Marco Antonio Solis - Mas Que Tu Amigo ( Karaoke )
Over past few days I conducted a short experiment to see what its like to be a woman in here. And I must say I never went the whole hog, Im still a guy the operation was cancelled last minute :P However, with the help of three gorgeous girls who were REALLY great sports and allowed me to use their default pics, I managed to have an insight into what its like. It amazed me first off, that almost ALL of the guys who visited never even looked at my profile, which stated quite clearly I was a guy. Well in fact, only one noticed and left a comment on my salute... The lack of respect and ignorance by some was a real eye opener, some were just purely out to cause hurt and as much abuse as they could. However when I said they were in fact talking to a guy and not a woman that they could carry on verbally abusing, strangely enough I found myself blocked. Spineless insecure idiots like that made me ashamed to be a guy. No doubt I'll get shit from fake profiles now but
Acid Rain
Poisoned soil takes away life. The forest is bare, naked, fading from rain, snow, mist, and fog. Smoke creates a wall. Acid rain threatens survivors. Unforgettable destruction, sulfur intoxicates the beauty. Deidre Grotbo
Well I'm just sittin here thinking and missing my Jason. I don't get to see him a whole lot cause he always be working but when I do get to see him he sure makes up for it. I get to text him a lot though I think I send him at least 2000 text a day lol and he always text back. I can't wait till we get a place together wich should be soon well I guess thats all for now I was just bored and thought I would blog.
Easy Ways To Help The World
Is a huge thing thats going on in this world today that i dont think alot of people really know anything about. Did you know that the permafrost in alaska is melting and is setting off a harmful gas called methane that if it keeps going the way it does could turn catastrophic. Some simple things you can do to helo stop global warming would be to ride a bike or walk, or if you do drive make sure your tires are filled with air when your tires are low it wastes more gas. Please try to check out websites so you can find things to do around your community to help. This is our home we should treat it that way.
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Friday Opie And Anthony Links: The Return Of Jim Breuer, Bob Saget, Dru Boogie, Booyah Video, Sam's Wwe Summer Slam Contest, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's the Friday before a week-long vacation and the Opie and Anthony Show is in high spirits to say the least. First off, we welcome back Jim Breuer with open arms to the show. After his performance at the Traveling Virus, he's rejoining the fray on-air with the crew. Our old buddy, Mr. Danny Tanner himself...Bob Saget will be calling in to promote his The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget, which airs Sunday August 17th at 10pm EST. Remember folks, if you want to see any of these people LIVE, in-studio... all's youze gots to do is log into Paltalk now and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and you might even catch a glimpse of Jim or Opie picking their respective noses. 'BOOYAH!' VIDEO CLIP: Yes, it's a catchprase, and it's also a pretty Goddamn sick video that we saw when Patrice Oneal was in studio, and we know where it is...along with some other foulness Patrice gets off on: B
What does "Swinger" meen to you? To me it's consenting adults wanting to spice up there relationship. We have been in this lifestyle for many years and when others find out we are "Swingers" I always get the same reaction. "What! How can you do that." We have been together for 19yrs and I think it would take more than "swinging" to come between us. We are always open with each other and honest. I love my hubby more than life and he loves me. So those of you who are to close minded, don't judge me.
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Here Comes The Bride (mumm Story)
I couldn't believe my BRAIN NINJA, PIXIE & CUBBY were to finally Wed. They had all the bridesmaids: JENUHPHUR, MARCIE, KAREN, NATALIE, TERI & SHERRY. The groomsmen were: MATT, VEGASTONY, MAJIK, MARKOS, SCHAD & BLUDGEON. They are going to Wed at ARKHAM chapel in IDAHO by REV KISMA JOHNSON at SUNSETLOVERA with a reception to follow at Club KAOS. Music is going to be by a DJ named SEAMUS BUFFALO & a band called NAKED ROCKERs. Of course they are going to FEED US HAMMIE, MACARONI & KIWI. For dessert we will have CUPPYCAKEs & SUGAR COOKIEs. Open bar is sponsored by the grooms dad MISTERFEET with WHISKEYROCK, TECATE, MS MOJITOS & RUMDUMB free for everyone. Rumor has it he got her a SILVER DIAMOND from IllUSIONs The guest list included FUBARS "A" list: MYSHEL, BLONDIE, EVILASH, ZENA, NAUGHTYGIRL HOLLIE, MS ANGELINA, MONICA THE GREAT, SHUGAR DADDY, CHEF JAY, JAMITO, SENILE COOT, STEPHYMARIE, LOUANN, J-ROXX, TOMMY, DARRICK, LOCUST, JAMES J, JOHN SMITH JR, MOO MOO, MEL, AUSSIE TEACHER & CHI
Thoughts Of Life
Thoughts of Life I sit and watch and think about what has gone on in this world today, I wonder if it should really be like this. Should there be hate and tyranny and destruction, Or should all of this just be positive production? I like to think that it was fun while it lasted, Before i was mained and my name be casted, Out unto the sea that is black as night, Out unto the sea that is filled with strive. One that makes the world go round, But one that shall bring you to the ground. I tell you now that the earth is rich and full, Just as long as you keep your cool. So next time you sit and wonder, Think about your life while you ponder.
Fact Or Fiction?
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God Bless America!
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What A Woman Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her de
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A Victory Lap In Hong Kong For Chinafs Gold Medalists
Government officials in Beijing will send most of Chinafs gold medalists to Hong Kong next week, ahead of legislative elections here on Sept. 7C moving swiftly to capitalize on the success of Chinese athletes at the Olympics, The athletesf visit, announced Wednesday by the Hong Kong government, comes as democracy advocates here are struggling to hold on to their 26 seats in the 60-member Legislature. A resurgent Chinese national pride has helped pro-Beijing candidates this summer. If pro-democracy politicians fall below 21 seats, then the Chinese governmentfs allies will be in position to reshape election laws and other legislation in ways that would further cement Beijingfs control. Hong Kongfs mini-constitution, the Basic Law, specifies that any amendments must obtain the support of two-thirds of the legislaturefs members, or 40 of the 60 members now. By obtaining 21 of 60 seats, the Democrats provide any changes to the Basic Law. gWhether they come or not, the whole Olym
Hubby and I were driving today, and saw a massive accident: someone on a crotch rocket ate shit in our lane, so we got a glimpse of the wreck. I'm sure that the pavement will have to be paved over the stains.
Pic's To Bomb..
On my quest to reach God Father,I have made a folder to bomb at your own leisure its called Pics to comment bomb for levelling to god father. Please click the pic,and it will take you to the folder..Bombs away!!
I Miss My Sailor
I MISS MY SAILOR Current mood: sad Category: Life I MISS MY SAILOR It's hard enough to say good-bye, And to know that time will crawl and NOT quickly fly. Falling asleep every night without you here, With nothing to comfort me and dry my tears. Gripping my pillow and longing for your touch, And crying to your picture, "I miss you so much. " Bad dreams they wake me in the middle of the night, And I turn to lay my head, on your chest full of might. Only to find that you still aren't yet home, My Sailor's not here to hold me, and keep me safe and warm. But your pillow still smells of your sweet loving scent, And I've held it closely since the day that you went. The phone rings and I pray your voice I hear, My heart skips a beat, it almost feels like you're near. I cherish every phone call as if it were our last, Reminiscing the good times and longing for the past. The past when you were home with me, and the time we sp
My Feelings In Ink
check out these poems I wrote tell me what ya think Wilted Wings Wilted Wings Wilted wings grounded now Still breathin but dont see how Screamin in my nightmares Sweatin blood swingin fist My world a haze an angry mist Covers my eyes wide open bleed Screams stick in my throat chokin me Wounds heal but pain remains Count the minutes to end of daze But cant count the wounds that cover me Reminding me of my faults reminding me of the pain Tears drops fall burning acid rain Hell has no torture like broken wings Shatterd soul flesh rending dreams Wilted wings grounded now Still breathin but dont see how Carl J Short Copyright 2008 Carl J Short Please Tell Me Shadows form in darkend dreams Shards of glass in shredded veins Wake up screamin soaked in sweat One step closer to the edge Now the question yet remains Have I awaken to normal days Or was what I woke from real Please tell me for I'm to numb to feel Wich reflection in the mirror Will see
Help Me (for Any1 Knowing How)
O.K , i recently signed up with a co. known as earthlink ;i'm s'posed to have Wireless" acess to the web but i'm no expert at setting up the equipment correctly on my laptop(I.B.M )I have the following items: a router,aD-link wireless notebook adapter,1 linkseys usb speed booster,and an earthlink modem w/3 adapters . I'm unsure exactly what a dsl line looks like so how do i set everything up? Also this is s'posedly wireless connectivity so why the hell do i have all these cables & cords? I won't be able to carry my system around portably & acess the web if everything has to be plugged in2 dc outlets so how is this wireless?
My Midget a
Sorrow From the depths of my soul, whisper the secrets of my heart As tendrils of mist, that swirls and falls apart Dispersing into thin air, never to be spoken A path of dreams, that cannot be awoken A drop as rain falls upon my cheek Then another, and another But from where I can not think Sorrow and regret rush like rivers in my veins I search for the answer but it is never to be obtained Hidden from all is the reason for my anguish Encased in glass is the hope that cannot be extinguished ~Wycked~
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