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I Have Some News For You!
Well, I am very very very happy to announce that my husband and I are expecting again! It has been an absolute rollercoaster the past two to three years. We have wanted a second child soooo bad! After 14 months of trying,charting and fertility drugs I finally got pregnant last year, only to lose my baby at 7 weeks. This was in June of 2006. This time we weren't even trying so it came as a complete surprise! A great surprise, but a surprise none-the-less. I am high risk right now. I am only 6 and a half weeks along and I'm very scared. If you guys could pray or just send some positive thoughts my way, I would greatly appreciate it. I go in every week to the doctor for bloodwork and ultrasounds until they get me into my second tri-mester. Once I am there, I think I can finally stop holding my breath and become a little more attached and excited. Anyways, I know that a lot of you have been wondering why I haven't been on near as much and this is the reason. I just wanted to

Read Very Important
IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED FOR THURSDAY, JULY 12TH Greetings, Time and options are running out for Internet Radio. Late this afternoon, the court DENIED the emergency stay sought on behalf of webcasters, millions of listeners and the artists and music they support. UNLESS CONGRESS ACTS BY JULY 15th, the new ruinous royalty rates will be going into effect on Sunday, threatening the future of all internet radio. We are appealing to the millions of Internet radio listeners out there, the webcasters they support and the artists and labels we treasure to rise up and make your voices heard again before this vibrant medium is silenced. Even if you have already called, we need you to call again. The situation is grave, but that makes the message all the simpler and more serious. PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVES RIGHT AWAY and urge them to support the Internet Equality Act. Go to http://www.capwiz.com/saveinternetradio/alert_9738601.html to find the phone numbers of

Out Of Respect For My Lady Friends
Ladies the things I've seen and heard about over the last few weeks have made me ashamed of my gender. If you have read my updated "about me" on my profile you already know where I am coming from, if you haven't please do as I don't like to repeat myself. Now to the heart of the matter. I may be a card carrying Dirty Old Man but that doesn't mean you can't have respect for people, especially ones whom have accepted you as friends. So if there are guys whom you have blocked because of inappropriate comments on your photos, sending you unsolicited Pic's of their privates or repeated requests for "special" photos, send me a private Msg. telling me who they are and I will block them too. I know it is a small gesture (and maybe futile) but if enough of us block them and turn on our family/friends block thingy maybe we can freeze out a few of the worst ones. Now I want to be clear, I AM NOT going to be drawn into any drama you may have going on but I will not stand idly by while my friends a

Democrat Censors Attack Real Talk Radio --- But Patriots Are Fighting Back
In recent months a number of Democratic House and Senate leaders, as well as an Independent Senator who, with socialist views, tends to poll with the Dems, have called for the reimposition of an insidious form of censorship that would stifle the development of radio. This form of censorship was imposed upon broadcasters from 1949 to 1987 but was repealed when it was found to have constrained open political discourse. Enter the so-called 'Fairness' Doctrine. Initially introduced by US House Representative Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) in January as a means of "reforming" the media and forcibly instilling "balance", simply because people like him have failed in talk radio. You may recall that Air America Radio --- a patently left-wing radio network whose commentators were more often than not loaded with irrational partisan hatred --- had a similar message that could already be heard in the following outlets: * ABC News * CBS News * Cable News Network * CNBC * MSNBC * NBC News

Fucking Assholes
Im tired of this shit. Fucking assfucks on this site acting like fucking chilred. "Oh you made a rude comment, Im going to block you and report ALL of your mumms NSFW." FUCK THIS SHIT! I know, I should mark my shit NSFW. Why? Why do I have to be the one to give in? Why do I have to be the one who cant get points for anything? Im seriously thinking of deleting my accounts. Ive got better things to do.

The Peace Of Wild Things
THE PEACE OF WILD THINGS... when despair for the world grows in me and i wake in the night at the least sound in fear of what my life and my childrens lives may be, i go and lie down where the wood drake rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds. I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives wth the forethought of grief. i come into the presence of still water. and feel above me the day-blind stars waiting with their light. for a time i rest in the grace of the world,,,and am free......

Punishment
Deeper and deeper into oblivion she falls. Banged and beaten from hitting the walls. There was no escape that she could find. She gave up long ago disappeared into her own mind. Sorrow and grief the understatements of all time. No one will know how much she paid for her crime. She judged herself harsher than any judge or jury. She relentlessly paid with anger and fury. An angel who fell from all of our grace. She now resides in a much better place.

Always On My Mind!
Your on my mind 24/7 your the first thing on my mind when i awake and the last thing on my mind when i go to bed so as I'm thinking of you i think of all the times we spent together and i cant help but to notice that i always laugh and i always have a smile on my face when I'm with you seeing you or even talking to you on the phone brings butterfly's to my tummy your the only guy who has ever made me feel this way and i thank god for sending you into my life because now i know that your the right guy for me and I'm the right girl for you.

A Little Something About Me
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? yesterday, I was sad 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? of course, its beautiful lol 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? hickory smoked ham 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yes, 2 absolutely wonderful kiddos 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? are you kidding?? of course, i rock hahaha 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? i've been known too 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ? Yes. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yeah if I wanted to see the concrete coming to my face at that speed sure 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? lucky charms 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? ummmmmmm no 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? chunky monkey baby 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? attitude 15. RED OR PINK? red, cause its hot 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my weight 17

Fucktard Of The Week 7/16/07
Ok this idiot sends me a friend request a couple of weeks ago right... And than today for the first time ever she shouts me... At first I couldn't find her bulletin but here is...had to screen shot it b/c she deleted it... http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=1785938095# So I was a bit pissed after I read that, not to mention I had posted a comment in her bulletin but she deleted it so had to shout her back... If you are going to send me a friend request than ask me to read retarded bulletins like the one posted above plz delete me now!! I don't have time 4 stupid 2 face ppl who wine & cry that no one talks to them yet they never even try. Grow up, go back 2 myspace or at least grow a freakin brain damn!!

If They Only Knew
In a area so populated by courageous Military men and women and their families, it's a shame that they are not told more often how proud we are of them Most of us have direct ties to the Military through family or friends, but how often do you thank them? I come from a very proud Military family. My Grandfather is retired Army, as was my Great Grandfather. My father is a Former Marine, and my Cousins husband is currently serving in the Army. I am so very proud to say I also have friends currently serving in the Military. John who is currently serving in the Air Force, Tiana, also serving in the Air Force, Eric, who is in the Air Force as well, and Wolf who is a Former Marine and currently serving in the Air Force. I think of each of these wonderful people everyday. I am grateful to each of them for everything that they have done and continue to do to keep me, my family, friends, and home safe. I will cry for my friend Wolf as he deploys for his 4th trip to Iraq in Se

Time An Chance
WANTED TO LET OUT A FEW CONCERNS AN FEELING I HAVE GOING ON. THE TRIP TO ARIZONIA WAS BOTH EMOTIONAL AN YET REWARDING. I WONT VENTURE OUT TO FAR IN THIS BIG CITY. DRIVING TO WORK IS BAD ENOUGH AN BACK TO MY NEW HOME.. LIVING WITH THE PARENTS IS GOOD FOR NOW. NOT HAD TO DO THAT IN A VERY LONG TIME. HAVE ALL I NEED HERE. LIFE WITHOUT INTERNET WAS NOT TO BAD GOT A LOT DONE AROUND THIS PLACE I LIVE IN. I DO ON THE OTHER HAND CRY A LOT WHEN I LOOK AT THE 600 PICS I TOOK OF THE DIFFERENT AREAS OF HUTCHINSON KANSAS. AN FAMILY AN FRIENDS I LEFT BEHIND. I STILL FEEL VERY ALONE AN ISOLATED. AS I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY HERE. JUST THE OLDER SENIOR CITIZENS, MY MOM AN STEP DAD KNOW AN ARE FRIENDS WITH. I AM THE YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THIS SENIOR COMMUNITY PARK THEY LIVE IN. MY MAIN CONCERN IS I KNOW I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT HERE FOR ANOTHER REASON OUTSIDE TO HELP TAKE CARE OF MY MOM. I KEEP THINKIN OF WHAT OR WHO THAT REASON MIGHT BE. TIME AN CHANCE IS THE ONLY CONCLUSION I BELIEVE IN. NO MATTER HOW I FEEL LIFE

Earning Salvation: Rejection Of Love And Destruction Of Self
The question was nothing out of the ordinary. It was nothing new. In fact, it was generally considered to be a good question. A question that was often pondered among the teachers. The question was asked with the usual respect and it earned a most unusual response. This question is what is at the heart of Luther, as well as the feeling that the human is not at home in the world. “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” Jesus said “Why do you call me good? No one is good, but God alone. You know the commandments: ‘You shall not murder; you shall not commit adultery; You shall not steal; You shall not bear false witness; You shall not defraud; Honor your father and mother.’” He said to him, “Teacher I have kept all these since my youth.” Jesus looking at him loved him and said “You lack one thing; Go! sell what you own and give to the poor, then you will have treasure in heaven; then come and follow me.” When he heard this he was shocked and went grieving, for he had m

Ill Be Staying,ty My Friends
AS MUCH AS I TRIED I JUST COULDNT LEAVE FUBAR.MY FRIENDS WONT LET ME.THANK YOU ALL.IT WOULD OF BEEN A BIG MISTAKE I KNOW.IVE MADE SO MANT FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE ALL PROVN THEY ARE TRUE FRIENDS BY LETTING ME KNOW I SHOULD STAY.LOVE YA ALL,IM HERE IF YOU NEED ME.TY AGAIN

My Friend Asked Me To Post For Her
Kassie, a friend of mine is just starting in the music business and is looking for people who might be interested in her music. She asked me to post this so everyone can check out her new cd and music. It is country and she is a great singer! I hope all of you will check it out. Thanks.

Love And Apathy, Everlasting
Sometimes I hate the Feeling of Love... Utterly and Completely. Im not saying that I will never love anyone. What my problem seems to be is that I feel like I love too many people at one time. I know im supposed to love the one im with but most of the time I dont want to be in the same room as her. But I am in love with a few different people. But then again, Im not even sure if it really is true love. What is True Love. We are all force fed the same Connotations of what love is supposed to be, and how it should feel like some warm tingling sensation within our body. But With the ways Im feeling with these girls, im not quite understanding what is going on. Each one gives me that feeling of complete satisfaction of just being in there pressence. We laugh and chat for hours. I share commonalities with each one of them, but each of them is completely different from the next. And due to circumstances that keep me binded away from, or situations they are in, it proves mos

I've Dreamed Of Loving You For Many Years
I've dreamed of loving you for many years, Loving you each day and night, each hour, Loving till you flow into my tears, And I into the garden where you flower. Of course I must be me, as you are you, But just as bushes planted side by side So intertwine one cannot tell they're two, We will through love and time be unified. So have I dreamed, though we have been apart So long that I of life with you despaired, Holding wounded hope within my heart That through these frozen years it might be spared. The world is a redaction of the dream. Our greatest pain deep longings shall redeem.

Unsuccessful Parole
I have just got back out of prison since my last blog. I never was able to find an income when work came to a stand-still. Desperate for a way to pay our rent, my roommate and I went on a mission of stealing copper from an abandoned train yard. we got busted, but fortunately only got charged w a trespassing misdemeanor. My PO was going to give me a 90 day santion, but was unable to because I had less than 3 months remaining on parole. So, he revoked the full parole. Somehow I was able to post bail on the misdemeanor and move all my property to my friend Belinda's apartment. I turned myself back in, as to not make matters worse. I was sent to a Level II in Grants, NM. While inside, my roomate appearantly cause problems for Belinda; stealing and hitting her. She kicked him out before I was released, filed charges, and got a restraining order aginst him. Now, I am out again with her support. My PO ordered me not to be around him anymore which I feel is not a bad idea after all that he's d

A Poem For The Sexes
A WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call and not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows the answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Why Oh Why
Okay this is a bit of a rant, why do people who cannot speak english very well bother with english speaking networking sites? I mean to say I just had a few frustrating lines in the shout box, I did try and explain anyway got sick of trying to so blocked him, jeez what is it with some people Fierce man: my baby hotmail or yahoo give muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ->DoH: i dont have either Fierce man: give msn baby Fierce man: yes ->DoH: i dont have msn Fierce man: yes give ->DoH: i do not have msn Fierce man: yahoo ->DoH: i have already told you twice i dont have msn or yahoo ffs Fierce man: sory Fierce man: What was your *Yahoo ->DoH: will u fuck off, i told u i dont have msn or yahoo three times now are you fucking stupid

Did U Know?
THAT EAGLES MATE FOR LIFE? Well one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. The sex was OK but all the dove would say is "I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!" Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was great but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!" So out with the loon. Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he

Alexisonfire - Side Walk When She Walks
Dressed to kill, you look so right I am drunk with lust tonight Your wounds are opening wide And they might be just my size Now I'm afraid of open water But I often bathe in sin Let's be honest, you know you shouldn't bother Cause with me, it's impossible to win Dressed to kill, you look so right I am drunk with lust tonight Your wounds are opening wide And they might be just... There was always Warmth between us There was always Warmth between us Dressed to kill, you look so right I am drunk with lust tonight Your wounds are opening wide And they might be just my size Just my size, just my size Just my size, just my size Just my size, just my size Just my size, just my size Just my size.

Step Back Iraq; This Poem Is Copyrighted As Is All My Work, Please Do Not Take Without Permission.
"To the Soldiers of the US Militaries" Can you hear the Liberty Bell ringing? Bong...Bong...Bong... That's the sound of freedom singing her song... We've worked hard to build this country and yes, we stand proud... Don't tread upon our land with your face behind a shroud... We'll never run and hide like Al Queda in the sand... Our military defends our country with their guns in their hand... We're not proud of death and destruction for we've lost loved ones to... But they will die standing tall and proud from a war created by you... Our good will win above all evil heart, love and great pride... That's the difference you don't see the almighty God, he's our guide... The Lord is our savior, this we know he'll pull us through this long cold war... And when our boys come home from this land of afar... They will stand ready and proud to answer that next call... So heed our warnings, from the start we promise, your land will fall... Lay down your

Dreamin About You
I was cruisin down the road on my bike and it was like i was in a dream...everything was a blurrrrr except thoughts of you. last night was awesome and holding you in my arms while to sun cam up made me feel like this was the way it should be. you smile, your touch, the feel of your body against mine was awesome... ive never felt a woman move like you do, in rythum, so soft and smooth, arching your back at just the right time, putting your hands right there and feeling the fireworks when we exploded.... i dont know how long i rode today but you were with me every mile.... you are a sweet dream baby. xo

Things You Would Never Know Without Movies
* During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. * When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. * If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year. * All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her. * The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job. * All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. * It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down. * The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected. * Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they

Please Pray For This Child!!!!!!!!!!!
Please pray for my friends, uncles grand child. He is in a childrens hospital on life support. His step mother beat him severly and he is bruised from head to toe and his brain is swelling and bleeding. The dr's don't know if he will live. Please keep him in your prayers. The little fellow needs them.

Fair Warfare
germany is an intergenerational war zone. the generations repulse each other with a most stirring vengeance. and since there is no such thing as a generation, age constantly threatens to just simply split this place every which way. germany is not just a war zone, but one in which the front line can emerge at any given place at any given time. it resembles a civil war after the fighting still seemed to be controlled by anything like an agenda, after the sendero luminoso can no longer spell mao’s name and has become an ordinary crime syndicate. the hostilities have been raging since the end of the last world war. quite understandably, for several decades, the party affiliations, committed or witnessed atrocities, the cacophony of prejudices and excuses, and the awkward silence caked over it all made hanging with mom and pop (and the grandma and –pa) less than fun, nice, safe, let alone politically opportune. that should have cleared up a bit with time, one would think. but the antago

Day One!
I woke up this morning, well, afternoon- hung over and on the floor. I can't say that it was the worst I've felt in the past few days. The bus ride here was terrible, but now we're home and it's pretty good. I got to meet my finacee's cousin and we're having lots of fun. D is having fun with the kids and this place is way nicer than Vegas. It's pretty, green and a lot cooler. Tomorrow I'm going to start looking for a job so we can start getting somewhere. Or, maybe I'll register for school...

Iraq
well, its another boring day in Iraq. For anyone who does not know me, I am an engineering consultant who works mainly in warzones. In the past 22 years I have been involved in many world conflicts and currantly am in Iraq for the 5th time in 17 years. I live in a mancamp about 25 miles southeast of baghdad. It is faily quiet here at the moment, I have been here when there was much more turmoil in the area. It used to be constant gunfire and mortar attacks but now it is quiet except for motars off in the distance. I am building a Power Station for the Iraq Ministry of Electricity. I work for Dr. Kahrim, the Minister of Electricity. I work 12 hours a day 7 days a week until the job is complete. I have been here 1 month now and I have the first unit ready to run. (there are 10 units) So I have my work cut out for me. The Iraqi people are generaly nice. I am lucky because I have a very good crew of local nationals who are eager to learn and wish to do a good job. Sometimes the g

He's Going The Distanceeeeeeee
So it's now official I have registered for the 2007 fall semester.But Joe, what courses are you taking? I will surely die if you do not tell me!Well concerned reader, I am taking the following:Digital Art IIAnimation IEnglish Comp. 102Applied Media IGraphic Design II can't tell you how excited I am to be starting school again and I'm really really really ( Did I mention really? ) excited to be able to be creative again. I feel like I've involuntarily taken a sabbatical from art and I want to get back to it in the worst way.Speaking of the worst way, the grandparents ninja attacked us once again. She gave Max ( The dog) a present because he turned 11. This was very nice of them and Max was more than happy to walk around proudly with a severed stuffed cat head with a rope handle on it. I walked them to the car...GM: (That's short hand for Grand mom not General Motors):We should buy a Winnebago and park it in your drive way and live there. Wouldn't that be great?Me: Yeah...that would be

To All The Mothers
This is for all mothers, everywhere. This is one of my favorite poems about mothers, as it says so much... for the "good" and the "bad" about what a mother should or shouldn't be. For All Mothers This is for all the mothers who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at soccer games instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, "Did you see my goal?" They could say, "Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world, " and mean it. This is for all the mothers who have sat up all night with sick children in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Meyer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's OK honey, Mommy's here." This is for all the mothers of Kosovo who fled in the night and can't find their children. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see and for the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes and for all the mothers who don't.

Spank The Hot Italian
Hello Friends, Fans, and Family... My friend Miss Sxyrebel aka Linda and I would like for you to show our good friend Finster Baby some love.. Please go to his profile and love him...spank him..or do to this Hot Blooded Italian just whatever your little ole heart desires... He's a great guy and a lot of fun.. He deserves only the best... Let's all show him a good time.... Finster 'Need that gypsy lovin' Baby@ fubar We love you baby!!!!

My 1 Mo Vip Contest Is Ending Tomorrow At 1pm!!!
ENDING CONTEST EARLY- SORRY FOR THE TROUBLE IF ANY. PRIZES WILL BE HANDED OUT TOMORROW FOR ALL WHO ENTERED CONTEST, 1ST PLACE GETS 1 MO VIP, 2ND WILL HAVE A CHOICE AND THE OTHER CONTESTANTS WILL ALL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT JUST FOR ENTERING, THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE ENTERED, IT'S BEEN STRESSFUL THANK YOU! LOL :p if you have any questions drop a line. MY 2ND CONTEST IS STILL GOING UNTIL AUG 7TH SO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE THERE FOR THE BIG PIMPIN CONTEST. BeeBee

Remember
Written by my son Logan *Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. *The worst thing you could get from girls was cooties. *Your worst enemies were your siblings. *Race issues were who ran the fastest. *War was a card game. *The only drug you knew of was couqh medicine. *Wearing skirts didnt mean you were a slut. *The only thing you smoked was the tires on your bike. *The only thing that hurt was skinned knees. *The only things that can get broken were your toys. *Life was simple & care free but what I remember the most...was wanting to grow up. *"Wow, Has Life Changed...."

Ends 8-05-07
I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøHå§« Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)

Missing You
dear rick, i know this is just my blog and that you'll probably never read it. but i'm going to pretend that i'm writing you a letter anyway. i just wanted to say that i miss you and i love you. it's only been a few hours so far and there are so many more to go. the house is so empty and i keep waiting for you to come out of the bathroom or come home from work. kahlua keeps running to the door every time she hears a bmw drive by the house, only to realize that it's not you coming home and she comes back into the living room with her tail down. the baby bean has yet to realize that you're missing, but she's not all there so you can't really blame her. my mom sent me an email and it said that you were in god's hands now. that i should be strong and you'll be back before i know it. but the only way that could happen is if you walked thru the door right now. and i know you won't. all i have to ask is that you be careful and watch out for yourself. drink lots of w

Before The World Wakes
Morning Meditation Just before the coming of the pale rays of dawn, Mother Nature exists in a state of flux. Earth's energy is stable, free of the disordered vibrations that are a by-product of humanity's comings and goings. In these first moments of day, when the sun's golden light is only just peeking over the horizon, our animal mind remains in the land of slumber though we ourselves are awake. Deep sleep has washed away the impurities of existence that accumulated within us, so our mental, physical, and emotional potential is heightened. To meditate in this peaceful yet energetically charged in-between time is to connect with the divine in an extremely intimate fashion. We discover a new kinship with the universal life force during morning meditations because our awareness becomes a mirror for earthly consciousness—we wake as the world wakes, quietly embracing the joy of being and setting the tone for a serene, fulfilling day. In the first glorious glow of morning, the light,

Stupid Facts 2
Family values: 75% of U.S. adults live within one hour's drive of their parents. The average person laughs 7 to 8 times a day. If a pack-a-day smoker inhaled a week's worth of nicotine all at once, he would die instantly. According to many psychologists, fingernail biting is an sign of stubbornness. More shoplifters are arrested on Wednesdays in January than at any other time of the year. Theere's enough salt in the world's oceans to cover the entire U.S. with a layer 1 1/2 miles deep. Louis XIV had 40 wigmakers...and approximately 1,000 wigs. Austin, Dallas, and Houston are all Scottish surnames. Benjamin Franklin said, "Early to bed, earlt to rise," but was famous for staying up all night. California is tfirst state to send two women to the U.S. Senate at the same time. America has three times as many animal shelters as shelters for victims of domestic violence. When Geroge Washington died in 1799, Napoleon ordered 10 days of mourning in France. So

Ok I Will Blog
Ok due to popular demand, I will continue to blog. Even if no one reads it, it might be good therapy to just talk what's on my mind...to those who read and reply...thank you...to those who don't .....well, you won't read this will you!(LOL) I am not interested in points, or fubar dollars...there's too much in this world to even be concerned about such trivial things....but if you like then let me know if not keep your comments and opinions to yourself...LOL! Fubar is not a democracy....! It's just like high school....you're either in or out...guess I'm out, nothing new about that! I have always been on the outside looking in, but then again, I am not locked in a "box" ...I pity those who are! later bloggers!

Not Yours. . .
Not Yours. . . When you look at me What do you see Or imagine me to be? Have you looked into my eyes Or even tried to see past the disguise? Look deeper than the façade Why don't you see through the mirage?

Motive, And Irrational Thought. Just Some Things I Was Thinking. Please Comment This One.
Has anyone ever contemplated peoples motives. Kinda vague huh? Well,thats intentional, because im talking about anything. Everything that we do in our lives is driven by motive. Even something as mondaine as driving to work. We are driven by motive even then.....that motive being, getting a paycheck. The basic truth is, there are always decisions in life.....even that drive to work. Some people would say that there is no decision there, but i assure you that there is. You dont HAVE to go to work. YES, there are concequences, but the bottom line is.....you arent obligated to be there. So what kind of motives do people have for things that happen all the time? Murder.... Being a person of sane mind, i find it very hard to understand the motive behind murder. YES, in some cases, i can see it. Case in point, if i had a daughter, and that daughter were raped by a man, i could see how anger would drive a person to murder. Even in crimes of passion......If i were to walk

I Will Always Be Here...
I will always be here... In my arms I hold you tight I always keep you in my sight I'd never leave you on your own I never want you to feel alone I will always be here for you no matter what you choose to do No matter where you decide to go there's one thing I want you to know That I love you dearly You are my Son and I will always be your Mum! copyright Juliana Bond 2007

Will Answer!
so yeah to my friends hehe just wanna know my reall fubar bitches from the faceks...leave a comment if u dont ur uhmmmm a bitch ;) And Yeah Answer This Question...Why Do U Like Vag?..aka me....i like knowing thing so share ay??! ;)..and dont say stupit shit that would make me angry..unless i like u, i accept any thing from only the people that are in my family lol thanx xx

Today
Well folks, I am going to drive to New York this evening. I will be heading out at about 6 p.m. and won't be here for two days. The reason forthis trip is to keep two appointments with NYU, and to prepare for the fall term. This means I will not be online for a couple of days, and I will let everyone know how my trip up there turns out.

Ranting And Raving
Divorce Last night I was reading my divorce papers and it is amazing the things that my ex and her family wrote in their affidavits about me. While there were tiny bits of the truth in there most of it was complete BS. I know there are two sides to every story but at least my side is truthful. I have admitted the things I did wrong in the marriage but according to her and her family she did nothing wrong. Oh I’m sorry I forgot that I married miss perfect (said sarcastically). Some of the things in the papers were that she took care of all the house cleaning and get this, yard work to. I’ll give her the house cleaning but the yard work was mine. I did it all. Now her mother did come to the house one weekend after I had hurt my back at work and was in the bed for a week (because I couldn’t move) and my ex was outside cutting the grass. So she see’s her one time out of the 14 years we were married and she automatically does all the yard work. That’s how everything they wrote in the pa

Weekend
today is the 6th of august this weekend sucked ass like most of them do. got alot of work to do this week my office is changing buildings and i have to re install all the computers and such equipment. i bought an iphone last week and i love it :) i also got promoted recently im happy bout that. i am new to the fubar scene but it looks cool i only had it one day and already passed up my friend who invited me to join! LOL hmm wha else to say? il be posting here once a day hopefully maybe someone will read it maybe i can help someone with some problem in their life. need someone to talk to i always been told that im a good listener so hit me up :) night fubar

Confused
im confused on how to react wen u find out ur bf is on here and has a million woman friends and wont allow u to add a comment to his profile wen he has many others? obviously its not cheatn or is it really? im just wantn some advice if im wrong for bein upset about it!im sure he thinks im bein stupid but i dont care

I Got It!!!
Well the first good news in a few days!! I got the job I really wanted at UCONN dinning services. I will get better pay and hours to work. I already signed up for class to to start my long road of schooling. So far I am still realing from the news from my mom. That has put a damper on my good news but I will be fine. It will take some getting used to the idea that my family is starting the long road of illness that will move to them passing on. Its part of being in a huge family. I will learn to accept the cycle of life for thats the way things are. Just a little scared to lose my mom. Well I hope you all are doing well. May the Goddess watch over, protect and bless you all.

Let It Rain
Originally posted Apr 08, 2006 Let it Rain Don't complain, just let it Rain, Let the heavenly showers wash away your pain. The rain looks as though it's not going to let up, and neither shall I, I refuse to give up until I'm the sparkle which shines within Your eye(s). Let the clouds burst, Let the heavy winds blow, Look upwards with me as Lightning makes the Heavens above us glow. Let's take joy in the heavenly shower recognizing the storm & it's limitless power Breath deep, smell the wonderfully delicious wet air, Run with me between the falling drops of rain, & let go of each & every care. Let go of those thoughts of being dry, Listen to the Church bells, and the angry Thunder as it rumbles in the Sky. Let's get Happy, Let's get Wet, Let the Rain cover us from head to toe like tiny beads of sweat. Kiss me, Hug me, squeeze me, then kiss me some more, We have the Sky as our Roof, and the dew filled grass as our Floor. Together we have nothing to lose

Biker Rules Of Etiquette
PERSONAL HYGIENE - While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN bike keys. - Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money. - Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of finger foods. DINING OUT - When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine. - If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME - A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. - Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are. DATING (Outside the Family) - Always offer to unscrew the top on your dates wine bottle, especially on the first date. Be aggressive. Le

Some Nice News
I Have an update about: Psi"Ryn's Daughter: Raven Raven with her Dog She is home from the Hospital and feeling better. She NOW has the right antibiotics for her Urinary Track Infection (UTI). At first the On-Call Doctor (not her Normal Doctor) gave her a wrong type of antibiotic and made her sick. So now they have to watch her for the reactions to that, too. If you would like to send get well wishes, etc. Please send them to her Mother: Psi"Ryn --------------------------------------------------------- Thanks, David PS: We also have been doing a Butterfly Drive for Raven. Please read this blog for further details: http://fubar.com/blog/89855/394202

Body Art Or Self Mutilation
Well, Well, Well. I am sure a few people think I have lost my mind and I did a long time ago and that's besides the point. I was sitting here in front of my computer the other night looking at different Piercings and I thought Why not. I grabbed the last piercing kit I had, a Barbell and a Horse shoe and gave myself a RPA(Reversed Prince Albert) and a Frenum. I thought it would of hurt much worse but actually it felt pretty good in an Erotic kind of way. I think I will get a few more kits and Barbells and then I can do a Frenum ladder. Am I sick? Maybe but why live a boring life when you can live life on the edge.

The Cost Of A Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. "I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question. "

Dating
HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE??? Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships HOW MANY ASS HOLES IT TAKE A GIRL TO GO THREW B4 SHE REALIZES SHE IS READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME!!! SERIOUSLY ALL IVE HEARD LATLEY IS GIRLS TALK ABOUT THERE X'S AN HOW BAD THEY WERE BUT SOME HOW I HELP THEM REALIZE THERE NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME. SURE IM NOT PERFECT AN I GET NERVOUS AN I CAN GO FROM JOE COOL 2 JOE FOOL WHEN IM NERVOUS AND I MIGHT B A BIT 2 MUCH OR HARD 2 HANDEL CUZ I LIKE 2 SHOW A GIRL I CARE BY TOUCHING HER AN I LIKE TO CUDDLE..... BUT ATLEAST IM NOT AN ASS HOLE!!!

Baby Devlin(r.i.p) Loves Us!
"last nite" i was talkin 2 my sis kk,on yahoo and baby devlin(R.I.P)was there,kk could see him and everything almost like he was there physically not just spiritually,with tearring eyes,i told him hi and i missed and loved him,he batted his eyes as if to give me butterfly kisses,kk layed him down and he fell asleep watching stewie,as he slept,kk and i talked about him with words so sad,both of us agreed on so many things in that conversation,such as:i miss him and wish he could be he again physically,not just spiritually.it's almost like he's still here with us,like he didn't...u kno...and also,he wants it to be like he is still alive and with us,because he wants us to stop mourning(but still not forgetting him)and be happy,he hates seing us with faces so sad,we need to keep him with us and be happy so he is happy to.please keep devlin in your hearts to make him happy and let him kno he's loved,whether u knew him or not,love him like everything is possible!blessed be!

Watch Me Get My Birthday Spanks Live! - Thurs. Aug. 16th
Hey Everyone! Just wanted to let you all know I'll be getting my Birthday licks live on air at Ksex Radio dot com Thurs. August 16th 6:00-8:00 p.m. LISTEN FOR FREE! Free live chat also availabe! Forty six whacks plus one for good luck? Ouch, this is gonna hurt!!! Copy and paste the following link into your browser window to view my FREE official website Blog at: http://caralottsjournal.blogspot.com/ for more info., direct links to the site and related news story because I can't link to 18+ sites from here. DON'T WORRY ITS NOT A PAYSITE. Love and licks, Cara Lott

Boys Would You ??
Would u? [ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [ ] Slap Me? [ ] Slap me if i asked you to? [ ] Kiss Me? [ ] Let Me Kiss You? [ ] Watch A Movie With Me? [ ] Take Me Out To Dinner? [ ] Take A Shower With Me? [ ] Take Me Home For The Night? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed (With You)? [ ] Take Me Anywhere With You? [ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [ ] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [ ] Make me breakfast? [ ] Tickle Me? [ ] Let Me Tickle You? [ ] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [ ] Instant Message Me? [ ] Greet Me In Public? [ ] Hang Out With Me? [ ] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [ ] Miss Me? [ ]Think I'm Sexy? [ ] think im cute? [ ] Think I'm Hot? [ ] Think I'm Ok? [ ] Think I'm Ugly? [ ] Want To Kiss Me? [ ] Want To Cuddle With Me? [ ] Want To D

Everything
Well im fixing to turn 30 Monday. Scared about it. But good thing is I am going to finish school and go to college to be a vet assit. I love animals and I have three dogs of my own. I have always want to work with animals and I aint getting any younger so I better do it know. And I want to make some thing out of myself befor it's to late. Since my kids will be in back in school soon I can go also and make them proud of me. And maybe give them a push to finish school also. Cause if I can do it at my age they can also. "I hope" Other then that Im just sitting here. I just put my ribs on for dinner. Well thats all for know

Poem
A Glimpse Of A Butterfly's Glory Coming into my own for the first time in many years. Feeling fresh - as if alive and new for this first time. There is something happening. Realizing for the first time finally that I am okay. Not a supermodel but beautiful inside and out. I am not perfect but because I try I am good enough. I can look at myself -smile- and feel good about me. This is the butterfly I have emerged into being!It is truly a glimpse of glory. Emerging from my tightly woven cocoon...Of critical withdrawals keeping others at bay. Unfolding...emerging...a new beginning. An awesome desire of passion. Living life in the very moment, with an incredible energy not known before. Wings are open, colors are showing brilliant - glowing. Flapping -I SMILE!-flashing Soaring to new heights...flitting as butterflies do. ALIVE...REAL...HAPPY...NEW Sensational discovery thanks to all of you.

Definitions Of Bra Cup-sizes
I found this rather amusing: Bra Cup-sizes Explained A - Almost Boobs. B - Barely there. C - Can’t Complain! D - Dang! DD - Double dang! E - Enormous! F - Fake. G - Get a Reduction. (hmmm, I'd beg to differ) GG - Good God!! H - Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. If you found this offensive, get a sense of humor and don't shoot the messenger! Besides, I'm fat, bald and 40, do you really think that I care? *evil laughter*

Weird Phonecall..
At like 4am last night we received a message on our answering machine. We can't get it to replay right now but my grandmother says that it was very mumbling and all she could make out was "Eugene, you owe my family big!!" Eugene is the name of my grandfather who passed away about three years ago... I wonder if this has anything to do with the key on a string that my grandmother found while cleaning... hmm..

Spooky?
For those of you who know me, my sister died one week ago tonight. We buried her on Friday and I’m very sad and lost. I went up to her house today to clean out her belongings along with my other sister and her two kids when I heard this song on the way to her house, Pete Yorn For Us. I like this song and I turned up the radio much to my children’s dismay. It was very strange going through her clothes and things. We shared a lot of laughs and a lot of tears. I felt like she was in the hospital and I was cleaning up her house so she wouldn’t have to deal with it when she got home. I lost it when I realized she was gone and wouldn’t be coming back. My son had an eye doctor’s appointment so we had to leave early. On my home way home I heard Pete Yorn For Us again. I thought it was a little strange but blew it off. Tonight I had to go out for milk and decided to stop in the bar I always hang out in to see my girlfriend who was bartending. I told her about my day and how sad it was

Full Timing It
Yep, it's official. I did my first full week of work last week. This week is a drag though. All of the work that has backed up :( I was really getting used to Kelly and mostly her hot friends coming over with food, beer and creative ways (very creative) of keeping me occupied and trying to forget my pain. As I try to kick the painkillers and various other medicines, I'm going totally caffeine free and mostly water the next few weeks. Headaches will be prominent and I hope that Kelly is ready for it... CIAO

Just A Join I Had On Interest
Shot at 2007-07-20 The Global Bombers and Family Club is new to funbar,we are looking for some good men and women.so if u are looking for a family to grow with please stop bye and check us out.all is welcome ty for looking and have a great day :) this is the home page link corky1952@ fubar (repost of original by 'HANKSTER~FOUNDER OF GLOBAL BOMBER AND FAMILY CLUB' on '2007-07-20 15:03:19') (repost of original by 'Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers & Family Club~Founder of The White Tiger Bombers~' on '2007-07-20 15:36:36') (repost of original by 'WhiteTigerBombers' on '2007-07-20 21:01:48')

A Count Of Thoughts
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember t

Why
Why Why when I see your face mine lights up??? Why do I long for you to call out my name??? Why do I sometimes wish you did not know my name??? Why do I hate the sound of your voice??? Why when I see your face do I want to scream??? What is that fucked up feeling I have when I am near you??? Why do I even care%3

A Great Slow Dancing Hands On Song...mmmmhhmmmm
ALabama Touch Me When We're Dancing Play us a song we can slow dance On we wanna hold each other Play us a groove so we hardly move Just let our hearts be together Oh baby 'cause it feels so good When we're close like this Whisper in my ear And let me steal a kiss Come on touch me when we're dancing You know you've got that lovin' touch Oh touch me when we're dancing I wanna feel you when I'm fallin' in love Tonight's the night and it feels so right What my heart's saying to me You're the one and I've waited so long So let your love flow through me Oh baby 'cause it feels so good We can be this close You've got me up so high I could fly coast to coast Come on touch me when we're dancing You know you've got that lovin' touch Oh touch me when we're dancing I wanna feel you when I'm fallin' in love Oh touch me when we're dancing You know you've got that lovin' touch Oh touch me when we're dancing I wanna feel you when I'm fallin' Feel you when I'm f

Wrecking Stuff Is Fun
You scored as Tank Commander, You are the most destructive fool in this quiz, you like power, big guns, cruching cars, and a lot of other things that have to do with mahen and explosionsTank Commander85% Sniper80% Foot Soldier60% What soldier would you be in the iraq war?created with QuizFarm.com

Wedding Rings!!!
Yesterday Brian and I bought our wedding rings. We expected to spend around 3,000 but instead spent a little bit over 1,300 for all three! For those who don't know Brian poped the question with a "temp" ring. This being because we were broke and Brian also wanted my open opinion on a ring. My maid of honor picked out every ring I hated, so he was confused! I wish I had pictures to share but they don't allow you to take pictures of pieces of jewelry in store. But once we receive them I'll show everyone!!!! It's so exciting. I get mine is 2-4 weeks and Brian's anywhere from 1-6 weeks. We went ahead because we wanted to make sure we had our rings for the wedding, that is what mainly matters. So! Brian got a GTS tungsten band from Littmans. It was originally 395 but I got it for 299 instead. It has gothic crosses and side work etched into it. It is so beautiful, I'm kinda jealous!! Mine came from Whitehall Co. Brian helped me pick it out since I was getting a whole new set. My tem

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Find The Good Side To Every Situation
You cannot have the success you seek without some failures too. Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. What appear to be stumbling blocks and defeat before you Can be stepping stones to victory if you remain determined. In all of your adversities lies the seeds of equivalent advantages. In every defeat there is a lesson showing you how to win the next time. View your problems as opportunities. When it's dark enough you can see the stars. THE DAILY GURU

Wanted 2 Share This...
I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day at his office 7I read this poster on the wall...I wanted to share it... Be The Light As keepers of our own attitudes,we MUST constantly choose to be the light we wish to see in others... Luv Ya Fubies!!!!!! HUUUUGGGGGGGSSSSSS ~ReD~

Chocolate Article.. Past On To You...
For any of you who find pleasure in the occasional vice, chances are, you have more than one. Lurking in the dark alleys of your indulgences may sit other things: alcohol, coffee, pizza with extra cheese, or even chocolate. Now, if you fancy yourself as a serious indulger, you may think that chocolate isn't as luxurious or sophisticated as other pleasures: after all, chocolate does melt in your hands…and all over your clothes. If you are a male, you may think of chocolate as a "chic's food," believing that the "her" in Hershey's speaks volumes for your standpoint. And, if you're the type who prefers to get your luxuries from other foods, you may believe that there's no point in having a Nestle Crunch, when you can have a Caramel Latte. While all of you may have valuable points, chocolate has one as well: it's not only good for your taste buds but may also be good for your health. Yes, this is the news schoolchildren have prayed for all their lives. When it comes to health, dar

Parent - Job Description
PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not

How Do I Like....
I am totally enjoying my classes at the college. I dropped Econ and will be taking algebra next semester. I realized that I have forgotten a lot of the math that I used to know .. lets say 10 years ago... My History teacher and American Sign language teacher are very charismatic and enthusiastic. I have to say, that is the best way to be because it gets the students into what they are learning. I am absolutely having a blast in American Sign language.. mainly because I can sign at people and they don't know what I am saying...I will definitely be taking it all the way through....

Members
Hello to all of the family.I would like to take time out to thank all of you for joining the family.If any of you ever need anything do not be shy just come out and ask and if you have a problem please come to me djphilburg360 or hoakie or sugar.. thank you all and please leave more suggestions if you have them or think of one We are in need of a greeter and someone to help me do some recruiting if you all think of something fun for a job or a game so we can have fun too let me knoe in a private message to me djphilburg360 once again ty and love you allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Lights On 9/11
PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have over two weeks to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail / bulletin on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON.....9/11

A Lil Fantasy
So I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about step brothers/sisters who hook up. The whole time they were talking about it and how it's kinda "oogie" (their word) all I could think about was how it was kinda...well.. HOT! The thought of having a hot step-brother who is sleeping right across the hall... and teasing him. Walking around in a towel that JUST barely covers me or in one of his T-shirts "got mixed up" with my clothes. MMMMM It just sounds HAWT! Thinking about him stroking in his room...just across the hall from mine. Maybe brushing up against him in the kitchen or sitting a little too close on the couch. It's TOTALLY something I could get into! My panties are wet just thinking about it! So... who wants to be my step-brother? I've got the perfect football jersey ready for the occasion! xoxo Kaycee

Returning To Fubar
Hello everyone it has been a while since I have been on this site but I am back now to stay. My life is going well. I just had surgery on my ears because of a really bad infection but all is well. I just lost a really close friend that passed away on August 20th. I will be writing a poem in her memory and will post it on my page when it is finished. Well hope all is well with everyone and hope all have a Great Labor Day!

Check It Out!!
Looking for something to do tonight???? I am hosting Karaoke tonight at Club Eclipse, One of Vancouvers new hot spots (Well, we are trying to get it there anyways) So come out and have a few drinks, Sing a few songs and have a good time! It's in north Vancouver where Bobby McGee's used to be on Highway 99! Here is the link if you wanna check out the place! Check this link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=207251074 from 9pm till 2am Hope to see you there!! ~Casey AKA DJ Rabbit This is me below!! Monke@ fubar repost so we can get this place packed tonight!

Some People....
Ok. Yesterday we celebrated my sons 17th birthday. Everything was fine until we went in to cut the cake. My fiances sister was there and so was my landlord who is 75 yrs. old. Well we got the cake done and my fiance decided we were going to go back outside. Well his sister leaned over the back of my couch and was kissing on my landlord with her 11 year old daughter watching and yelling at her. I was pissed why act like that with your kids around. She should have known better. Well I have decided as of today I do not want her back at my house...EVER... Am I wrong to feel this way? My fiance thinks I am but I am not sure. I wish I knew how to deal with this. I just don't want someone like that in my house. Oh and my landlord is married also.. Should I worry about it?? I wish I knew how to deal with it.....HELP please...

Add This Guy, You Won't Be Sorry Ya Did!
Hey ya'll I'm trying to pimp out a great guy ---BaracuddA--- aka "Fish" some of you might know him by that name or being an ex Fubar bouncer, well I guess it was Cherry Tap at the time. Anyways he's been on the road and will be getting internet access back here really soon. I wanted to surprise him and try to get him closer to leveling. So please ya'll go by and show him that awesome Fubar love. Fan, Add and Rate him please. I know he'll appreciate it and return the love when he can. Ya'll won't be sorry you added this awesome guy! Please Repost. ---BaracuddA---@ fubar Much love and respect, Jackie

Mumm Comments
Ok so I was looking through the different MUMM's tonight and noticed how rude people are on the comments No, it is not always so simple you can use 5 words sometimes you nee to say it all it's just silly if you think its to long for you small brain to comprehend then don’t read it skip it go to something smaller and easier instead of putting some stupid comment and making a fool out of your self

Cap'n Mo'
Thanks Cap'n Mo' you make my heart glow. Oh how i love you so. Especially in the snow. Cap'n Mo' has that spice.. OoOoOo you taste so right. Just like shrimp fried rice. You even get rid of lice. You really perk up the night. Like a bright shining light. While making my smile bright. You always taste so right.

A Dads Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slow

Condom`s
Taste Better! Tesco's Condoms...Every Little Helps! Nike Condoms...Just Do It! Peugeot Condoms...The Ride Of Your Life! New Galaxy Textured Condoms...Why Have Rubber When You Can Have Silk? KFC Condoms...They're Finger Licking Good! Malteser's Condoms.... They Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hands! Abbey National Condoms...Because Life Is Complicated Enough! Coca Cola condoms...The Real Thing! Duracell Condoms...You Can Just Keep Going And Going! Pringles Condoms...Once U Pop U Cant Stop! Burger King Condoms...Home Off The Whopper! Goodyear Condoms....For A Long Ride Go Wide! Muller Light Condoms...So Much Pleasure But Wheres The Pain? Flash Condoms...Just Sit Back Relax And Let Flash Do All The Hard Work! Halifords Condoms...We Go The Extra Mile! Andrex Condoms...Soft Strong And Very Long! Renault Condoms...Size Really Does Matter! Carlsberg Condoms...Probably The Best Condom In The World! Pepperami Condoms...Its A Bit Of An Anim

A Bad Day On The Job
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time

As We Grow..
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Anggie
Anggie, My Sweet Fu Sister!! Who Taught mee it was ok to Adopt other women as my sister and others as my family. Thank You Anggie!! Love You!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is her Link .... show her lots of good love!! bellrang@ fubar Thank You, juju

Does He Know...what He Has Done?
As I sit here typing this up I wonder..."Does he know the wheels he started turning" in my head that cloud my thoughts. Does he have the same thoughts all clouded up too? What do I do? I decided to just be there.....and whatever comes of it comes...For One never knows where their life is supppose to goooooo! But he knows who he is and I hope he knows I am here...for once his thoughts are cleared. So he may help me clear mine.

The One
There is something about her; I try to find the meaning in what effect she has on me, to no avail. My thoughts are filled of her, my dreams are fulfilled by her. Just knowing she is out there, waiting and going about her day, makes me smile. You ask who she is, for that you would have to know her as I know her. She is beauty undefined, when I say beauty it is not only that she is a vision, but that she has a way of making you listen and want more, wanting to feed the need for her that builds by the minute. She is an amazing woman, unlike any that have come before her, she is my dreams, my desire, and all I could ever ask for.

Do You
I for one whose been there, know that it's not pretty. To know the true horror, and the suffering, what a pity. I stand beside my brothers, who suffer and toil each day. and to keep them out of harms way, each day for this I pray. Yet knowing some will not return. and some not quite the same. I see how people soon forget, but in my heart they will remain. I know the cost that freedom is, for each day I still recall. The ultimate sacrifice that some give, as all give some, and some gave all. I see the people in the streets, saying how this is all wrong, please stop But because of our troops, both present and past, these freedoms, this land you can't top. But before you shout and call them names, Remember, as each day I do. That you have that right because of them, I know this truth, but wonder, do you?

Beholding Beyond Words
Beholding Beyond Words Beholding Beyond Words To Our Servicemen And Women Stationed Around The World In Far Away Places There's Not Much We Can Say To Thank Them Enough For What They Go Thru Each Day In The Rough But: Give Them Our Thanks Give Them Our Love Give Them Our Regards For a Safe Return We Praise and Raise Our Hands To You That Earned the Honor That We Now Bestow We Salute You For A Job Bravely Done And Applaud Your Courage In The Face Of The Unknown Defending Freedom Defending Liberty Defending Peace At Home And Abroad For The Past, Present, And Future Generations Duty Will Always Be An Honorable Citation To Stand The Ground That Freedom Upholds To Endure Engagements Where Ever They Unfold Defending Freedom Defending Liberty Defending Peace At Home And Abroad For Those MIA'S, POW'S, Fallen Soldiers, Who Gave All They Could We Will Search For As Long As It Takes You

Globalization
A GOOD ONE TO SEE AGAIN... Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading th

Meh
So.... I've been dating this guy for a while now and he stopped calling me.... and then he calls me up today just to break up with me... so I'm single again I guess... It just sucks because I really liked him, but apparently he didn't like me as much as I did him... meh...oh well I guess

How "green" Is Your Candidate????
Check it out..... JOE BIDEN: HILLARY CLINTON: CHRIS DODD: JOHN EDWARDS: MIKE GRAVEL: DENNIS KUCINICH: BARACK OBAMA: BILL RICHARDSON: NOTE: This blog is subject to change as more candidates are throwing their hats into the ring....

Which Creapy Killer Are You
Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?Jason VoorheesYou are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.Myspace Quizzes

Singer Wanted Ad
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Practice Practice Practice
Well I have picked my guitar numerous amounts of times to learn how to play. I get so far and I do alright with the new beginner stuff. Then I get busy doing other things and I lose that. Bah! So anyways, I am trying for another go at it again. I do want to learn to play. I just think I have too many things going on at once. More than anything I guess I just have to make time. On a side note, one of those other things is getting my motorcycle done. I have done a lot of work on it the last couple days and there is only a few things left to do to it. The biggest thing is actually sitting down and making sure I get all the small dents smoothed out and get the primer on it so it is ready to paint. Will be happy that this will finally be done and I can go ride.

Why Liberals Hate The American Soldier
I first posted this blog on another site on November 29, 2006. Disclaimer: I use the word soldier to describe military members of all branches of service. I intend no disrespect toward the members of other branches. I chose “soldier” because that is a more recognizable term to civilians. Being a retired Air Force member my preference would have been to use “Airman”, but most people wouldn’t recognize that as meaning all services. I also use “he” in reference to both genders. Again, no disrespect is intended toward females in our military or their contributions. While I list facts in this article the conclusions are my opinion. “If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.” – Charles Rangel, November 26, 2006 After hearing these latest comments from Charles Rangel, a prominent Democrat and soon-to-be Chairman of the House Ways & Means Committee, I can’t ignore this topic any lo

Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her

What Are You Passionate About?
What are you passionate in your life? What is important to you? I've been asked this alot in the last week or two and I've been thinking about it more and more. So here goes... I love God. I love my son, brother, grandfather, and a few other family member. My friends are my true loving family. I like to work out, spend time with my son, read, camp, chat . I love to help friends, neighbours, children. I am passionate about supporting our military. These men and women and their families have sacrificed so much for us and ask nothing from us but to support them and not scorn them when they return. Try putting yourself in their shoes before you criticize them for supporting their country and families, and those that need their help. I am Very passionate about making people more aware of child abuse and helping to STOP THE CYCLE. It can be stopped. I'm living prove everyday it can be - cause I'm doing it! Child Abuse Doesn't End At Childhood - It Is A Lifetime Scar.

I've Learned My Lesson.
You know... I hate drama. I just want to live a calm life surrounded by the few people that matter to me...and be done with it. But I have this little problem. I'm way too trusting. I guess that, because I'm an honest person, some part of me always assumes that everyone else is the same way. Maybe I just want to think that...out of some inner desire to find something good in everyone...to find something that redeems the human race. And I am repeatedly disappointed. I've had a horrible week. One that's left me exhausted and disheveled and tired of life. I trusted someone that I thought was my friend...and I've been paying a high price for it. I've spent this whole week deflecting the drama that her lies and betrayals have caused...only to end up losing something very important to me because of it. So let me set the record straight here. Most of the people on this site have little idea of what goes on in my real life. You don't hear the ins and out of my person

Picture
Picture: Livin' my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky Wish I had a good girl to miss me Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways I put your picture away Sat down and cried the day I can't look at you, I'm lyin' next to her I put your picture away, sat down and cried today I can't look at you I'm lyin' next to her [Sherly Crow] I called you lastnight in the hotel Everyone knows but they wont tell But their half hearted smiles tell me Somethin' just ain't right I been waitin' on you for a long time Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him I saw ya yesterday with an old friend [Kid Rock] It was the same ole same "how have you

The Way I Am
Im loving Im caring Im strong Im weak Im crazy Im calm Im independant Im needy I have my moments when I want all your attention and moments that I want to be left alone. Moments when I want to horse around and moments that I just want to cuddle. Moments when I want to wait on you hand and foot and moments when I want to be waited on. Moments when I want to laugh and moments when I want to just cry. What im saying is if you can deal with all my moments then I want to make moments for just you and me.

Twisted Thought
lather your beauty with the life of white petals as it's sweet delicate storm whispers thru cool water, my moon sings a smooth essential, the moment never stops thru summer, spring, and winter lights, a garden of diamonds shines to a symphony of music, cry in my shadows i say, as i rip time into a thousand stars and suns, ask me how, it's a power trip gone into darkness!

Smile
If you laugh (or smile), you're a Conservative. If you get ticked off, you're a Liberal. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals; and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B

Life Is What You Make It...
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is g

Beloved
I want to shelter you from your days toils, To be the one you come to when your body aches with passion and pain, I want to cure your aches and cravings, I want to smell your skin and taste your lips, See your smile reach your eyes and know I caused that sparkle, I want to hear your laughter wash over me, Taste your tears and be the one who keeps you warm at night, There will be times of inevitable sadness, don't be foolish to think otherwise, But i want to share it with you, I want to put you on a pedestal so the world may see you for the person you truely are, That is how I want you, As friend and lover, Companion and antagonist, Never the parted and always equal, That is how I want you.

Just A Thought
'Sex should be wild. Unfettered and free. We're animals, aren't we? And, basically, we're all wolves in sheep's fur. I always wanted more. Not frequency, I am not talking about frequency, although that would have been great, too. I wanted more intensity. I wanted to be out there, outside myself, outside my skin. I wanted sex to be like robbing life out of the jaws of death! It does not interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing. It does not interest me how old you are. I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dream, for the adventure of being alive. It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow, if you have been opened by life's betrayals or have become shriveled and closed from fear of futher pain. I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own, wi

Last Call
The club is empty for the most part. Noone left now but the bartendr and th DJ. Neither one notices her sitting alone in the shadows. The bartendr is wipeing down the bar, finishing he heads into th back. The DJ is alone in his booth straightening up from the events of the evening. He has no idea she has been watching him all night. She had sat there watching the way he moved, enjoying the naughty smile on his lips. Watching him smile an flirt with the ladies, he knows they want him. But she isnt happy wanting him...she is going to have him tonight. She slowly stands, cautios not to make a sound. His back is turned to her. Slowly she walks towards him, her shoes silent as she crosses the floor. She steps into th booth behid him, and before he knows what is happening she has him pushed up against the wall. He is startled and starts to struggle, but she pushes her soft body against him. Her lips so close to his ear he can feel the warmth of her brath. She whisper

All Work And No Play....
Makes Craig a dull boy! Well after not going into work last night then getting called at 11pm to come in. Then getting home at 8am sleeping for an hour I am heading back to work. I really hope that I dont suffer a psychotic break and attack the client with a pizza cutter. If everything is 5x5 today we should finish the contract and have a nice wad of green by Monday (Oh wait for a second I forgot I was in Canada...a nice wad of Pink, Blue, Brown and Green LOL) Then I have to start another contract as well as do some work on the house I will be renting. *sigh* I think I am going to have to take a few weeks off soon and just sleep and drink. Time to go talk to all of you later.

Begging For My Birthday... Again
Well since on here there's relatively few things to get one on here for their birthday... if anyone was considering ever getting me a blast (even just a one day) i would so appreciate getting it before friday, i wanna see if i can just blast the hell out of my birthday Tickers also very welcome and if you have REALLY fucking deep pockets i'd love a happy hour lol (i know i'm dreaming but i have to try) so anyone that can spare 7.50 for little old me, please consider doing it this week so i can run my blasts on friday much love ~~Sin (reposting this cause it fell off my page due to excessive blog posts today)

"man Eater " Loose In L.a.... Wtf!!
Just wanted to update Friends and Family..I arrived home in L.A. 9/28 Fri just before midight.I've been moving around for 15 years, and i'm finally back.. Getting myself grounded again and back to normal as most of you know losing someone you love isn't easy. Played some tennis, have been enjoying friends coming and going all weekend. Finally beginning to feel alive again..So look out L.A. we have a "Man Eater" on the loose! Smiling and feeling good. Huge Thank you and much love to all my friends and family without you I have no idea where i'd be now. I'm Single but not ready to mingle..Just going to party and enjoy life awhile. Emotional recuperation. time to heal.I'm on my way..Soooooo Oh Oh Here She Comes, Watch out Boyz..... For future reference if you step up to me, step up to me like a man or please don't bother to step up at all.I have much to offer, your loss if you take me for granted!...(if that sounds like anything other than confidence, its not meant to,

Oh Please Please Do All You Can
5 hours of happy hour comming up back to back starting tonight at 4pm pst. That would be 7pm New York time. If everyone during that time maxes all they had on my profile my goal in hitting Godfather in record breaking time would be over tonight. Hardly do I ask for you all to hook me up. I'm always trying to get help for other people but you guys unless everyone rates me now during these happy hours all this work will be for nothing.. Sure getting me closer to Godfather but now my bombing abilities are pretty strong. Unless I break this record there no need to work on my page. Once you hit level 20 there really isnt a need to level anymore really. Unless you have a goal like breaking a record or something. I never cared to level before and unless I'm going to break this record I don't care to really level any more. In other words guys it's all or nothing. Get you all to deadicate yourselves to me over these next 7 days and make this happen or we all just chill and relax. I persoanlly d

Salute
I have seen several people who made salutes for other members of fubar... well... where's mine?! I have made some for a few friends on here that I have grown really close to. Yeah, some are a little NSFW, but those friends really deserve it!! Is there anyone who cares enough about me to make a salute pic? LOL If so... make one and notify me when it's up so I can rip it. I ♥ you all, and you know this!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well I had a really goooood weekend, I got back with an old boyfriend, and OMG, it was awesome:D I really needed it, yall just don't know!!!! Well with all that said, I'm just happy I have a man now:D!!! We will see what happens, he does call me everyday, I'm supposed to call him back in a minute, I dont know, I'm just giddy or whatever LMAOOOOO.......anyways just want yall to know, if I'm not on as much as usual, its because I will be with him:P I still love yall, especially my girl Ashley, but you know what it is, Love Ya chick!!!!! Anyways, just bored and bloggin...as always thanks for readin my crap ~Lexi

Best Friends
I discovered I don't have one...well a female one. My hubby is by far my best friend and will always know more than anyone else ever will most likely...but it would be nice to have a female that I could get kinda close to. I ran across the profile of a guy that...to be crass...I would fuck just to say I did if I were single and I was going to share it with the chick I talk to most when I realized she just wouldn't appreciate it...he looked better than most movie vampires and she's not really into all that. Thats a huge part of me...hard to be best friends with someone who can't at least appreciate these parts. I'm actually getting to the point where I'd like to reach out and find someone (who is at least mildly stable because I have a friend who does appreciate very much the same things as I but she is PSYCHO..I never know when she's going to turn on me or be my friend) that I could drop a line like that on out of the clear blue. Would be nice.

Last Weekend...
Last weekend, was soooo much fun. One of my best friends Robbie was in town, to introduce his wife to all of his friends and family here. My friend Robbie, packed up and moved out to Vegas about 4 years ago. Since he has been there he has been doing great. I realized how much I miss him living so close. But am so happy from him and Kristi. They are such a cute couple. I hope that someday I find a love that strong.

Joke Of The Day
Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend. "I've got a problem," she said. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any edges." "What's the picture of?" "A big rooster." "All right, " Dan said. "I'll come over and take a look." The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the puzzle on the table. "For Pete's sake Buffy, put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"

My Friend Jessa
From Bane: This is about someone we all know and or love. you might remeber her by this picJ£§§Å@ fubaror this picJ£§§Å@ fubarbut i rember her the most from this oneJ£§§Å@ fubarSome of us love Her some of us Hate her..but she wont be around for awhile I have told some of her close friends why but for those that dont know Jessa wont be around for the next month but im sure she will tell those who need to know when she returns but i just thought i would spread the word that she wont be around for awhile, and this is the only way i can show her my love. while she is gone spread it on so all of her friends know. thanks~Bane

Argentina Beat Ireland 30-15
Argentina (18) 30 Tries: Borges, Agulla Cons: Contepomi Pens: Contepomi (3) Drop-goals: Hernandez (3) Ireland (10) 15 Tries: O'Driscoll, Murphy Con: O'Gara Pens: O'Gara Ireland's disappointing World Cup ended with them failing to get out of the pool stages for the first time. Eddie O'Sullivan's men needed to score four tries and beat Argentina by eight points to get through but they fell to a 15-point defeat at Parc des Princes. Lucas Borges and Horacio Agulla scored tries for the Pumas in the first half. Brian O'Driscoll got over for an Irish touchdown with Geordan Murphy briefly raising Irish hopes with a try early in the second half. As for Ireland, the inquests will begin about where they went so badly wrong. Disappointingly unconvincing wins over Namibia and Georgia and defeat by France left them with a mountain to climb against Argentina in the final Pool D match. However, it started promisingly as Ireland had lots of ball in the opening

Ten Comandments
10 Commandmentz! ONE. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under your pictures that read "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win,you're still retarded. FIVE. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them al

The Girls
ok all i went to court an oct. 2 to try for custody of my daughters. their mom never showed up to defend herself. so the court ruled in my favor. the girls are in my house until further notice by the court. I LOVE THOSE GIRLS AN CAN NOT WAIT TILL I HAVE ALL 4 OF MY KIDS TOGETHER

Feeling Froggy?
This girl is a friend of a friend and needs some help in a contest. If any of you have the time could you please stop by and show some love? Justcomment bomb the heck out of her..(comment bomb means comment the pic over and over in case you didn't know :)) hugs and kisses...:) click the pic

Million Reasons Why
Million Reasons Why In my Life I'd thought I'd never see One who captured my heart like thee. I sometimes sit and stare How could i ever come to compare. With your beauty style and grace You look at me and a smile creeps across my face. Wonderful winds blow in my mind Whispering your name. My heart wild; you easily tamed ! Gentle as a kitten I am forever smitten My mind has no reason to wander For you I shutter and pnder. The blue of your eyes sparkle with the beauty of the sky. Never i like to see cry Never to see you hurt or I'd surely die. I say "Ilove" you Million reasons why. Michael Todd Northcutt

Time Flies When You're Having Fun!
Wow, time flies when you're having fun! I just realized that September 7th was my 1 year anniversary on this site and endured it's many "growing pains". Invited by someone I really did not know on MySpace, I decided to give it a try considering that place was just a meat rack of filth in my opinion and I was stuck homebound by duty. Something different to pass the time and an attempt to socialize with like minded adults and have fun, share with friends and just be myself. I have to say, this past year has had it's many ups and downs site wise as well as personally. I am ever so thankful that I stuck with it because thanks to Cherry Tap and Mike (aka Nomad), I met my one true love Eugene in one of the early lounges and he's woo'd me since, capturing my mind, heart, body and soul as my husband and best friend. Along this merry journey, not only did I meet my husband, but I came across many wonderful and beautiful, caring people I call my friends, sisters, brothers, and family. T

Men Are Pigs
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

Where Did Summer Go?
Summer started with my ex leaving and here it is 5 months later. I am doing great emotionally but hate being alone. I have 2 dogs and 3 cats so how can I feel lonely? I had a friend move into the spare bedroom to help him out. He needed a place quickly. I am such a nice girl. I do not have this friend anymore. I made him leave at the end of August because he did not want to pay me rent. He did help with a little stuff around the house. I think he wanted more than just being friends because he was so jealous of my young friend that came to stay for little while so he could find a job. I helped my friend out by letting him stay. He came and did what he said he was going to do. He had a job and was out in three weeks. I am a nice person and love helping people if I can. So now I have my house back to myself.

Halloween *need Opinions!!!!*
Ok, well, halloween night i'm going trick or treating w/ the girls... Not sure what they'll be yet, like most kids they haven't made up their minds... I'll go dressed as a mommy... BUT, I need to figure out what to do for 'ADULT halloween' type things... Last year, being the person I am, did the 'swat' thing. since i have the uniform and all... What should I do this year? I debated doin like a show girl or something... i dunno, i wanna do something 'chicky' cuz i always do something 'guy' so to speak (swat uniform? hello? not chicky lol) sooo anyone have any ideas????

People
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experie

I Did It!!! It Was All Me And No I Will Not Go To Time Out!!!
I JUST MADE IT INTO THE UAB SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE UNDECLARED MAJOR FOR ME!!!! I have also discovered my calling in the field. I am no longer double majoring in mechanical and electrical.. just in mechanical with a minor in business. The US economy is going to shit b/c we are importing more than we are exporting and our quality of products is not as good. I plan to work my ass off to help solve this issue. HOORAH!!! I don't know if I will be designing cars, medical equipment, etc... yet.. BUT I will figure it out!!! I love you all and thanks so much for your support!!!! ~Alysia

Good Night All
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=158072&albumid=621563&i=2015565528 Thursday is about over..lol I do not know how to post the pic as a link... so if you wanna tell me that is great! Otherwise copy and paste..... if you will~

Espresso Love
She gets the sun in the daytime Perfume in the dusk And she comes out in the night time With the honeysuckle musk Because she smells just like a rose And she tastes just like a peach She got me walking where the wildlife goes Id do anything to reach her And she was made in heaven Heavens in the world Is this just espresso Love You know I'm crazy for the girl She call me just to talk Shes my lover, shes a friend of mine She says hey mister you wanna take a walk In the wild west end sometime And I get trouble with my breathing She says boys don't know anything But I know what I want I want everything Well I feel so good cos I feel so good And I feel so good cos it feels so right I was made to go with my girl Like a saxophone was made to go with the night And she can raise one eyebrow Put her hand on my hip And I close one eye now Sweat on her tip And I surrender to the fever She love me so tender I got to believe her Love? espresso loves alright I

New Stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all i just figured out how to put vids on here ;) so go check out my stash and leave some comments k? Also i know most of u will prob just jump from one to the other rateing them but there are like 4 or 5 on there i think u may like and have fun watchin! They are of me singing to a few songs bout 3 mths ago! the audio is faster than the picture but it was all in fun and not nearly my best work lol but please be nice but have fun watchin i had fun doin them! Ok talk to some of u later!! Urs Truely, Romeo Aguilera

Age By Sex Math Try It
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to

Omg So Confused
SHADY'S CONTEST PIMP OUT!!! THIS IS JUST A FEW OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN BOMBING FOR MY CONTEST SINCE IT STARTED.. OKAY I JUST CAN'T DO IT.. OUR TEAMS SHOULD BE ON HERE ALSO.. SO LETS DO IT. YOUR STILL CUTTING ME SOME SLACK HERE CAUSE IM NOT ADDING YA.. YOU ALL FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURSELF ON THIS LIST.. YOU KNOW IF YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST OR NOT.. AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE.. SO IF YOU DO ADD YOURSELF IM GETTING TIRED HERE.. I WANT EVERYONE WHO BOMBED MY CONTEST LISTED HERE.. I JUST KNEW IT WAS GONG TO BE SOME MAJOR HARD WORK DOING IT BUT IF YOU ADD YOURSELVES THEN ITS NOT HARD WORK FOR ME.. DO IT I WANT YOU ON THIS LIST... EVERYONE HAS BEEN WORKING SO HARD.. TO TOP THE LIST RIGHT HERE IS NO ONE OTHER THEN MISTER REBLEBREED HIMSLEF.. WITH A PERSONAL SALUTE HE MADE FOR ME.. MISTER REBELBREED ~RebelBreed~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar@ fubar THIS IS ME MY CONTEST LINK.. PLEASE IF YOU CAN BOMB SWING BY AND GIVE ME A TEN RATE.. THANK YOU.

Breast Cancer In The News
http://www.nbcam.org/ A Girlfriend's Guide to Cancer; Sometimes the Best Advice Comes From Your Friends, Not Your Doctor” - ABC News Thursday October 11, 2007 Six women from ABC News sat down to “dish advice and share experiences” about their personal battles with cancer, from how to position a wig correctly, to the importance of choosing a doctor you are comfortable with. [more] "How to Cope When Breast Cancer Returns" - WebMD Thursday October 11, 2007 When breast cancer comes back, how do you cope? How many survivors get on with the business of living - and the lessons to be learned from Elizabeth Edwards' very public battle with her own recurrence. [more] "October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month – and It Strikes Blacks Earlier, is More Lethal" - BlackAmericaWeb Tuesday October 02, 2007 The American Cancer Society estimated more than 19,000 black women would be diagnosed with breast cancer this year -- the second-most common cancer among black women, surpassed only by lung

Mind Teaser For Ya
During a recent school trip to the zoo, I was sat at the rear of the bus. I noticed a strange thing, Laura, Jessica and Wendy were all sitting on the left side of the bus. Even more curious was the fact that Steven, John and Danielle were all sitting on the right side of the bus. On which side was James sitting?

Living In Fear
I found out something that has me very scared. Yesterday my tire flew off of my car. The mechanic told me someone loosened my lug nuts and sliced my tire with a knife. The problem is I don't have any proof or anyway of knowing who did this. We could have been killed had this happened on the highway. I will be living here until the end of the year and am scared. This is supposedly a safe suburban area, but because I am different I have been hated all of my life. Why can't I be like everyone else. It's not that simple. People can tell when you are fake. I have to be true to myself. What kind of example would I be? Oh that's right I would be like them and I threaten them because I am different. Get over it.

Definition Of Love
Love is... spending an hour in the Lady's room, standing over your niece, making sure she's ok as she pukes her stomach out, and apologizing to every woman that comes in and wants to know what a man is doing in a stall in the Lady's room with a girl dressed like a naughty schoolgirl (was a halloween costume contest at the bar), then putting one of your best button shirts on over her, backwards, to cover her chest up as her short white shirt kept riding up as you were trying to carry her down a flight of stairs, and nove even worring as she puked on it, then getting to your house, because you were NOT going to take her to her place and dump her on her bed with no one there to watch her, and just throwing everything on the couch onto the floor so she can lay there on her side and not choke on her own puke, then staying awake for the next 4 hours to make sure she's ok. I love my niece, I don't have much family to speak of. I feel bad because I asked her to the show, but, I think someon

Have A Heart And Pray For Her
she needs ur prayers now more then ever shes so sick poor baby.....the doc put her on meds im hopping she will do fine on em but if u could take a min out ur time 2 say a small prayer for her its not like im askin much and not like its for me its for her she needs all the prayers she can get......so have a heart and keep her in ur prayers plz and thanks.....and thanks for all my friends and family thats been there for me and my sis and family .....like to say thanks 2 steve for the comment he left me in my shout box ur a true friend just wanted 2 say thank that ment alot.....

~ Legless Teen Plays Football ~
A Amazing outlook on Life when others may not. Legless Teen Plays Football. WESTONKA, MN -- A football player in Minnesota is breaking new ground for teens with disabilities. Avi Duncan doesn't make much noise on the football field. He leaves that for his teammates. He is a pretty popular guy on the eighth grade Westonka football team because of his big play and his even bigger heart.

Have You Been Told Today Just How Much!!
Guess who's birthday it is!!! Stop by and wish her a Happy Birthday!! Don't be shy and come say hi!! A friend is someone who reaches out for your hand...and touches your heart. Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in our heart. Side by side or miles apart, good friends are always close to the heart. Lots of love ... now and forever ... xox DJ Butterfly Warrior ~ K.O.P.E.~ Hell Hound @ Guardians of Hell

Rainbows
RAINBOWSIf I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there

I Took A Hammer And 2 Nails To My Eardums A Long Time Ago
its why im mr chainsaw When was it that you lost your youth or traded It for something more for them to use so jaded Why is it that you never said I love you more than just a friend I pray this gridlock never ends And when we get there just depends I found out recently that you are leaving For good I hope I softly tell my ceiling It's better now to be alive Sleeping is my 9 to 5 I'm having nightmares all the time Of running out of words that rhyme Everything that you could never say Would never matter anyway I took a hammer and two nails to my eardrums long ago Before that steak knife took my eyes I looked up to the sky For the last thing I would ever see For the last time I'd cry When was it that you sold your life or wasted Every bite of that small slice you never tasted I guess I should be one to talk There's nights that I can't even walk There's days I couldn't give a fuck And in between is where I'm stuck From blocks away I heard somebody screaming Tha

A True Boyfriend
A TRUE BOYFRIEND! When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] * TIL SHE STOPS * THEN ASK HER WHATS WRONG* When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is ok

Z.e.r.o.
Thats right Z.E.R.O. has been started many of you may ask whats is Z.E.R.O. ? Well friends its simple we make the un-dead re-dead . So lets lock and load and put a few of those brain eating bastards back in the ground . It only takes one to start a revolution so who is to join the fight

~ 70's Rally Race You Just Gotta See ~ Lol
He watch this old rally race for the 70's notice nobody has on any helmets,, fire suits nothing, sunday best clothes lol @ 57 sec watch the guy on the bike lose it in the dirt, back on the road then back into the dirt again lol @ 1:50 watch the VW and when it spins it throws the guy outta the door, so much for seat belts lol @ 3:27 watch the IDOT in the VW convertible with passengers in the car race in and almost losing it lol

Evoke A Feeling
subject: evoke a feeling post date: 2007-11-09 13:24:35 when you look at me like that i feel so squishy and so gooey your sad puppy dog eyes makes me melt when you touch me i feel so sensual desires my very essences are aroused during the embrace i hear you gasp know you inhale my scent just the perfume of my body scent i smell your scent musk of sweat as you labor over me ahhh musk so sweet the odor so squashy i feel with your smell your touch as you look at me dont ever stop i love you too

The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a

Sunny Days
i walk along this old broken path the sun shining upon my face one last time an itch inside me tells me tells me its my time a soft summer breeze kisses my skin reminding me of the golden days when love was frail when love was blind in another time another place i dream of your face beaming from the sun the glow of perfection alone i stroll on a sunny day cause sunny days is all i have left remember what you have embrace it by the shoulders sunny days

Hows It Going?!
So i am all moved in. Just have to get mine and the babys stuff all put together. 29 days and counting till I have my baby boy! The doc said he might be 9lbs or more! Now if i can ever get a hold of my ex-land lady. But the time i have is very little and she would be asleep when im up at night. Have to make a ton of calls tomorrow. And I hate work-too many dumb people(yeah Wal-Mart!)But how is everyone eles doing?????

11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of The 11th Month
11th Hour, 11th Day, 11th Month On the 11th hour of the 11th Day of the 11th month, the guns of World War I fell silent. And a war that should never have been fought – arguably by anyone, certainly by Americans – was done. Americans who know their history celebrate Veterans Day not to honor war, but to recognize the soldiers who died and the soldiers who survived the wars of the past – and, hopefully, to ponder the futility of abandoning George Washington's advice to avoid the entangling alliances of distant continents and the mortal combats of the kings and conquerers who intrigues Americans rejected when the United States revolted against monarchy, colonialism and the madness of empire. It is in that latter pondering that Americans would do well to recognize the courage of those who opposed the madness that was World War I, a courage born of a concern for America's troops that was not evidenced by their commander-in-chief. Wisconsin Senator Robert M. La Follette, the g

All You Have To Do Is Mark Bands That You Enjoy.
Body: All you have to do is mark bands that you enjoy. Then add them up and repost as "I like ___ out of 100 bands." ALTERNATIVE: [] Breaking Benjamin [] Paramore [] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [] Linkin Park [] The Academy Is... [x ] Coldplay ] Three Days Grace [] Yellowcard [] 30 Seconds to Mars [] Rise Against TOTAL SO FAR= 1 COUNTRY: [x ] Rascal Flatts [] Carrie Underwood [x] Leanne Rhymes [ x] Garth Brooks [ ] Dixie Chicks [X ] Kenny Chesney [X ] Tim McGraw []Faith Hill [ ] Shania Twain TOTAL SO FAR= 6 EMO: [] Hawthorne Heights []Panic! At The Disco [] From First to Last [] Senses Fail [] Underoath [ ] Something Corporate [ ] Hit The Lights [] Silverstein [ ] Dear Whoever [] Chiodos TOTAL SO FAR= 6 INDIE: [ ] The Hush Sound [ ] Eisley [ ]forever the sickest kids [] Death Cab for Cutie [] Dashboard Confessional [] The Killers [] Yeah Yeah Yeahs [ ] Hot Hot Heat [] Gym Class Heroes [ ] Franz Ferdinand [] Modest Mouse [] maroon

This Bed Aint Big Enough......
Well, actually it is, with a few little problems. Last night was the first really cold night of the season, went down to 38. Not bad enough to turn the heat on, but bad enough to desire a nice warm blanket. Anyway, I go to bed last night, and per usual, Shadow (my pit/lab cross,) Lucky (my dog of questionable ancestry, sis suspects he is part demon) and Lil Red, (sis's chow/cocker/red heeler cross,) jumped up on the bed, staked out areas and went to sleep. Sometime prior to 3AM they stole all the covers to make their sleeping areas more comfy, completely uncaring that the process left me uncovered. I woke up shivering. I gave the dogs the "You rotten dogs!" look which got the "You got a problem?" look in response. You really have to understand the dogs of this household. Shadow has to sit in a chair for treats, lucky figures everyone's pillows are his, Lil Red believes all the doggie toys are hers, and Buddy, sis's rat terrier, figures that he is the center of the u

Crushed
Right now I am feeling very crushed and down. It didnt go through, I knew to expect the worst but hell it stll hurts. I am scared of whats going to happen with us in the next few months, right now its hard to be positive when I was shot down so hard today. I respect my man more then ever though cuz today he showed me that he was at least willing to try. Back to the states I bounce on the 29th. The human ping pong ball. I wont be allowed to come back to Germany till the end of Feb beginning of March.....Being away from him feels like its gonna kill me. I am trying soooo hard not to cry right now since he is here. I dont want him to see my pain, especially how this feels. To top it off I have been sick all week and this just added to it. I dont know if I will be on Fubar in the states much since if I stay at my moms she has dial up and dial up and FU dont get along. I am terrified of many other things too, for instance staying at my moms I cant work cuz there is no bus near and she wo

Grrrrrrrr
It always amazes me that just when we think things have finally fell into place and we found where we belong it all falls apart. You work your ass off and put your heart into something just to have it stomped all over and taken away from you. I don't understand why people feel the need to be dishonest and take advantage of other people. I don't know why i'm even writing this cause noone reads them but i just needed to get it out. What happened was partly my fault cause i thought i could trust someone and i believed what they told me. I was wrong noone tells the truth anymore. Everyone always has something to hide....

To Kill An American
Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete.... To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is. So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Af

The Way Back Home. Let Me Know What You Think...
Have you ever fought hard to live, but you know you’re gonna die. Holding on to the cold hard truth, with tears streaming down your eyes. Living past the pain and strife, wanting nothing more than a chance at life, But the life you once remembered has given way to pain. Wanting to live more life in a single day, than most do in the parade That they call their simple lives when they can’t find their way back home. Clutch my hand if you can, please believe in who I am, Don’t let go a single day, for if you do I am damned. I want to hold the truth, the belief that I’m not a joke To see the end inside my mind, so I can go back home. So I can go back home. So I can go back home.

Baked Beans
One day i met this sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made a supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later,on my birthday, my car broke down on the way from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the smell of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk of any ill affects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home I made sure I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delighted "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the b

Historic Whiskey May Be Poured Down The Drain For Being Sold Without A License
Historic Whiskey May Be Poured Down the Drain for Being Sold Without a License Friday, November 16, 2007 NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Here's a sobering thought: Hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey, some of it almost 100 years old, may be unceremoniously poured down a drain because authorities suspect it was being sold by someone without a license. Officials seized 2,400 bottles late last month during warehouse raids in Nashville and Lynchburg, the southern Tennessee town where the whiskey is distilled. "Punish the person, not the whiskey," said an outraged Kyle MacDonald, 28, a Jack Daniel's drinker from British Columbia who promotes the whiskey on his blog. "Jack never did anything wrong, and the whiskey itself is innocent." Investigators are also looking into whether some of the bottles had been stolen from the distillery. No one has been arrested. Authorities are still determining how much of the liquor will be disposed of, and how much can be sold at auction.

Chinese Proverbs
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded e

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm
ok so again my warped lil mind has been given the chance to wander and there are some things that i think about during my everyday life that need to be said so here goes.... am i wrong for keep a wallet that fell on the ground that belongs to a blind man???? i mean i would point to it first if the incredible hulk grew to 10 times the size of bruce banner how come his pants never ripped all the way off??? i guess everything didnt grow so how incredible could he really be?? is it wrong for me to give a guy who just lost a foot one shoe for his b'day??? if i punch a midget would it be considered a low blow no matter where i hit him??? can you have a clean fight in a mud wrestling match??? does those girls who draw their eyebrows on want to look surprised all the time on purpose??? if you have the days of the week on your undies and it says wednesday but today is friday...is wednesday when you put em on or is wednesday when ya gonna take em off???

One Question...
I have a question... are there any women left in this seething cesspool of shit, that's worth a fuck? I mean, is sluts and hoes all that's left? I can't stand liars, and cheaters. And women who play games, make me fucking sick. I'm so fucking tired of it. Hell, if I started slappin bitches around, and being a real asshole, they'd be all over me... what tha fuck's up with that? I just try to be honest, and treat em rite, and I get shit on. But some guy can treat em like shit, and he's got women all over him. You women have got some real issues. Oh yea, if anyone can answer that question, please tell me.

When A Woman Passes...
When a woman passes you by you should first notice her fresh sent, fresh like the days early sunrise warming the fresh morning dew on the grass. As she passes, you should look at her beauty, not just the outside , but the beauty of what a woman has to offer. As she passes you by you should remember the moment, dream about it in your thoughts for a minute, then turn to see her again, not to look at what a man see's , but to gasp at how life has just changed your heart forever and how a simple walk in the park on a bright spring day can make you feel loved , even if it is by someone you may never know. alot of people only look at the outside everybody needs to look at the inside, because you never know what type of person you are passing up if you look outward not inward.....

Its Just A Dog
To anyone who says, "It's just a dog:" You are the reason rescues exist, why thousands of dogs die everyday in shelters, homeless and unwanted. You are the backyard breeder or puppy miller, who looks at a dog and sees dollar signs, who cares nothing for the inevitable decline in the dog's health after having litter upon litter of puppies, nor for the countless dogs who will now die in shelters because the puppies you breed have taken up their homes. You are the supporter of these backyard breeders and puppy mills, willing to pay $500 or more for a puppy rather than $90 for a rescued dog, because having a pedigree to show off to friends is more important than saving the life of a true and loyal companion. You are the one who trains dogs to fight, whether for sport or protection, thus abusing your dog and bringing the call for the extermination of an entire breed of perfectly wonderful dogs. You are the one who thinks nothing of putting your dog to sleep because it doesn't

Wont Be Around Much
Just a quick note to let ya all know i wont be around much from today till saturday or sunday ...ill be with my family down south....I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving...be safe and enjoy your familys... Sassy nuttinbuttsexxy

What's Up With The Spam Mail?
Okay, I know it has been a while that I have been on FU; however, that doesn't mean that I should be the recipient of spam mail!! Ugghgghghhhh...... Is there anyway for marking them as SPAM so that they are blocked from returning in our mail? I sure don't have a penis (in the first place!) that needs to be enlarged!! lol.... K

Systematic Static Newsletter, Holiday Specials, Check This Out!
Systematic Static Issue #2 Holiday Savings! November 23, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Featured Product "SBD Ninja" Dark Tee $19.49 In This Issue: Holiday Sales! Halloween Left Overs! Because You're Our Friends and Family! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Holiday Sales! All items are on sale! The entire stock, because being a designer I want to see my work on you! I want this holiday season to be awesome for you, so this why I have marked down my commission to be a maximum of 50 cents per item! You are only paying 50 cents over the cost of the shirts! Going on 11/24/2007 - 11/30/2007!!! Link: http://www.cafepress.com/systinc -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Halloween Left Overs! So we still got some old Halloween merchandise, we want to get rid of it. So here's what we did, we took

Love
A harsh breeze whistles in my doorway. I gotta fix that damn window...now to start the daily ritual. Coffee...check. Start the shower...check. Get todays clothes out...check. Who would have known that such a normal day could bring something so extraordinary. As I emerge from my solitary, I cover up. It's starting to get a little cold. The crisp, caffeinated winds mirrors my newfound disposition. Waiting for a route to the daily destination, wasn't as bad as it usually is. A free seat....don't mind if I do. We approach the next stop, and I see an elderly couple running to catch the bus. I hit the button, to give them a fighting chance...oddly enough the bus driver waited. Hhmmm, human beings exist after all. This is where I saw true love at its finest. In a grimy, cold, public bus. Not the penthouse at the Ritz, or a fancy restaurant in Paris. I could still see the love in their eyes for each other, and a simple action defined the moment. The elderly man had a knot in his hoodie. After

Become A Man
Why do you hide and run? Was it because we were getting close? Maybe you need to get over it. Become a man and stop hidding! Is it beacause you can't truely admit your feelings? Was it because you felt threatened by others? Maybe you need to grow up, become a man! I don't know why your acting this way But deep down I know what you need to do. You need to become a man. A man who doesn't feel threatened by others. A man who wont run and hide. A man who will tell me what is going on. A man who will tell me the way he truely feels. But what I truely want is the man I fell in love with.

I Love You
I LOVE YOU: THERE IS A MUCH GREATER MOTIVATION THAN SIMPLY MY SPOKEN WORDS. I WANT TO LOVE, TO COMMIT MYSELF, FREELY AN D WITHOUT RESERVATION. I AM SINCERELY INTERESTED IN YOUR HAPPINESS AND WELL-BEING. WHATEVER YOUR NEEDS ARE, I WILL BE THERE. If YOU ARE LONELY AND NEED ME, I WILL, BE THERE. IF IN THAT LONELINESS YOU NEED TO TALK, I WILL LISTEN. IF YOU NEED TO LISTEN, I WILL TALK. IF YOU NEED THE STRENGTH OF HUMAN TOUCH, I WILL TOUCH Y OF. IF YOU NEED TO BE HELD, I WILL HOLD YOU. I WILL LIE NAKED IN BODY WITH YOU IF THAT BE YOUR NEED. IF YOU NEED FULFILLMENT OF THE FLESH, I WILL GIVE YOU THAT ALSO, BUT ONLY THROUGH MY LOVE. I WILL TRY TO BE CONSTANT WITH YOU SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT CORE OF MY PERSONALITY AND FROM THAT UNDERSTANDING YOU CAN GAIN STRENGTH AND SECURITY THAT I AM ACTING AS ME. I MAY FALTER WITH MY MOODS. I MAY PROJECT, AT TIMES, A STRANGENESS THAT IS ALIEN TO YOU WHICH MAY BEWILDER YOU OR FRIGHTEN YOU. THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN QUESTION MY MOTIVE

Infinity And The Aleph Numbers
To view the symbols in this blog, click here for the source. "Aleph One" redirects here. For other uses, see Aleph One (disambiguation). In the branch of mathematics known as set theory, the aleph numbers are a sequence of numbers used to represent the cardinality (or size) of infinite sets. They are named after the symbol used to denote them, the Hebrew letter aleph (). The cardinality of the natural numbers is (aleph-null, also aleph-naught or aleph-zero) the next larger cardinality is aleph-one , then and so on. Continuing in this manner, it is possible to define a cardinal number for every ordinal number ƒ¿, as described below. The concept goes back to Georg Cantor, who defined the notion of cardinality and realized that infinite sets can have different cardinalities. The aleph numbers differ from the infinity (‡) commonly found in algebra and calculus. Alephs measure the sizes of sets; infinity, on the other hand, is commonly defined as an extreme limit of the r

May I Kiss You!
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. S

50 Things
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When

This Shouldn't Have Happened
*Why did this happen? He shouldn't have been let free!! Our system is on the down fall!!!! By Jacinda Howard Nov 28 2007 By JACINDA HOWARD, The Mirror The bright faces and frequent smiles of Brian and Beverly Mauck will be remembered by those in Federal Way and Des Moines, where the two were respectively raised. The Federal Way Community Center was packed Saturday with friends, family and acquaintances who came to celebrate the short-lived lives of Brian and Beverly Mauck, who were violently killed in their Graham home on Nov. 17. Brian, 30, and Beverly, 28, will be remembered and mourned by many. “They lived life to the fullest,” Brian’s sister Jennifer Heilbrun said. “There was not anything that went undone.” Questions remain: While family and friends remember Brian and Beverly Mauck, questions about their deaths linger. The couple was found shot to death three times, execution style, in their home Nov. 17, according to charging papers. The motive for th

Artwork Update For December
December 1st update Fate Images http://atemages.fotopic.net/ Computer Graphics 2007 Christmas (Religious), Christmas (Religious B&W), Protect from Harm (mid month a special update coming) Coming in January 2008 a New Section! Record albums, More Adult images and Portfolio work. Deep Space One http://deepspaceone.fotopic.net/ New Character Banners! Heroes Elle Bishop, Maury “The Nightmare Man” Parkman, Bionic Woman New section!! Anthony Anthros, Antonio Pope, Becca Sommers, Jae Kim, Jaime Sommers, Jonas Bledsoe, Ruth Truewell, Sarah Corvus, Tom, Will Anthros All New Wallpapers! Only 1024X768 Wallpapers are in these sections! Sci-Fi Wallpapers Section 1 Babylon 5 A Moment of Perfect Beauty, Awakening, Babylon Squared, Beginning the Third Age, Have You Met the Misses?, Mollari the Second, Racing Mars, The Agamemnon, The Love of a Ranger, Thirdspace, To Seek, to Strive, to Find, but not to Yield, To the Death, Zarg hunt, Battlestar Galact

Ugly Or????????
Am I ugly ????????????? Body: POST THIS AND SEE HOW MANY MESSAGES U GET..... (1) ugly (2) O.K. (3) cute (4) hot (5) sexy (6) Fine (7) BANGGGIINN!!! (8) I would kiss you (9) I want to have kids (10) Wanna go out? Seriously. Tell me in my inbox, post me a bulletin or comment..i wanna know...be truthful. It is for fun~

Loved Ones
When our family gets together, There are ones we fail to see. It fills our hearts with sadness, Thinking of what used to be. Though your smiles are gone Forever, And your faces we cannot touch, we still have our beautiful Memories Of the two we loved so much. R.I.P Aunt Susie And Uncle Eiko By: Lacy Bannister

My Angel
I am blessed with the love of a angel, who's smile is brighter than the sun, with eyes that sparkle more than any star, whose kiss is sweeter than the finest of wines and love more powerful than any drug, no dream could ever compare to my angel's presents, nor replace the tenderness of her precious kiss, for me my angel is a dream come true, and my love for her will last until the end of time, I will always worship the times we have and hold dear to my heart the linger of her last touch; until we meet again, each night I will look at the moon and say I love you to my angel, and be thankful for my dream come true!

More Poetry
Waiting for you, The stars are in the sky tonight; The moon is bright and clear, And things would be so wonderful, If only you were near. I know we have to be apart, I guess it has to be, That I can not be with you, And you can not be with me. There will be a time for everything, I'll return to you one day, Then I will be in your arms, I'll kiss your loving lips. And all of me, and all of my love, This much is true, It's waiting here patiently, Just for you.

Dirty Deeds
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This Mess
And look at this mess you've left behind Dark circles under my eyes Every song reminds me I cant understand How could it be so hard to be kind How could I be so blind And look what you left here for me A broken soul Crumbling debris My heart black and scarred 1000 degrees of flames burning My insides burnt and charred Ashes blowing in the wind I had so much hope and faith The pain that of my body being skinned Bare naked with nothing to hide beneath And every now and then I bear a smile Laying on my bedroom floor free from thought I forget that I am dead inside just for a little while And for a second I forget this mess you brought

Together Forever
TOGETHER FOREVER Grab my hand and hang on Going to fly like an eagles in the sky Reach for the rainbow and Follow to the magical land Chorus Line: So High in the sky We will soar together forever Like a Majestic Creature In the land and the air We will fly together like a peagus fly so high high up in the sky yes together forever Chorus Line : So High in the sky We will soar together forever Like a Majestic Creature In the land and the air Lets fly together forever Together forever and ever...........

Hadewijch Of Antwerp
All things Are too small to hold me, I am so vast In the infinite I reach for the uncreated I have Touch it, It undoes me Wider than wide Everything else Is too narrow You know this well, You who are also there.

Advice To Live By
Don't undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special. Don't set your goals by what other people deem important. Only you know what is best for you. Don't take for granted the things closest to your heart. Cling to them as you would your life, for without them life is meaningless. Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future. By living your life one day at a time, you live all the days of your life. Don't give up when you still have something to give. Nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect. It is this fragile thread that binds us to each other. Don't be afraid to encounter risks. It is by taking chances that we learn how to be brave. Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find. The quickest way to receive love is to give love. The fas

Never Had A Dream Come True
"Never Had A Dream Come True" Everybody's got something they had to leave behind One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time There's no use looking back or wondering How it could be now or might have been Oh this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go I've never had a dream come true Till the day that I found you Even though I pretend that I've moved on You'll always be my baby I never found the words to say You're the one I think about each day And I know no matter where life takes me to A part of me will always be with you Somewhere in my memory I've lost all sense of time and tomorrow can never be cos yesterday is all that fills my mind There's no use looking back or wondering How it should be now or might have been Oh this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go I've never had a dream come true Till the day that I found you Even though I pretend that I've moved on You'll always be my baby I never found the words to

This Is A Quote From My Book
This blog is a quotaion from a book im still writing. I havent finished the book yet so even this quotaion hasnt been edited, but i wanted to post it to maybe get some feedback. The story will be a tragic romance, which is not my normal genre, the blog doesnt give any details about the story. I'ts more of a philosophical view on love. "I'ts best to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Thats how the saying goes anyway, but I'm not sure if I agree, not completely anyway. I think it depends on the person and their experience. The saying seems kind of one sided, I think it should cover more angles, with love it's never as simple as have or have'nt loved. What if you've been in love but never been loved. Or What if you've been in love but never expressed it. Are you really wanting me to beleive that to have never felt or experiencing love is a bigger tragedy than to be in love but keep it contained. If thats the case than you've never really felt love, the power it has, i

Stunted Dimentia And Coffee Cake
The human mind is a very tricky thing. It's like a mime that yells at you for being too close or a British Guard who chases down a purse snatcher...just ain't right. Why is it when you have good intentions something always fucks them up? I keep testing myself to see if it's possible to have female friends and my mind always has to put it's two cents in and try to make it something it isn't. Stupid Brain, I smack you with popsickles. I have also come to realize that I am forgetting people. I had three people come to me at the bar last night who recognized me (despite me losing the 3 foot poney tail I had the last time they saw me), but I couldn't think of their name or where I knew them from. I think me brain is getting broked in old ages. Oh yeah, I now own two laptops and two and a half desktop computers. (I also have one laptop I'm ordering a new screen for and then I wil have three) lol -Robert

Family Coming To Visit
Well it is that time of the year again and the family is trying to all get together. Some are coming from far away and some are local. It promises to be at least not boring. My brother and his girlfriend plan to come visit tommorrow and I will be glad to see them. My children are also very excited to be seeing them. Childrens father also coming soon, I hope. At least before christmas to bring them gifts. Maybe we all will take the time to go see my father and mother too before they have to leave again. That would really make the parents happy.

Own Her Now !!! For One Week
Ok our very own female up for auction guys!! as listed below is what she will and will not do 1 personal salute from me 1 1 hour cam session sfw added to family for 1 week 1 phone call 100 11's a day for 1 week or to whomever you wish I give them to my name as lonely dreamer fu owned by for 1 week my crush for a week so bid away fubucks,vips,blast,and or big pimpin gifts will be accepted so guys bid ur hearts out have fun with her for 1 week!! u ahould have any questions plz ask and ill answer highest bidder will pay Tesha before she is urs for 24 hours so lets have fun and be nice!!

Freedom
You cannot give me freedom, I have always been free. These prison walls, the boundaries of your captivity. You fed the soil with my black blood. With my black bones you ploughed the earth. And now you say you never meant to hurt me, never doubted my worth??? Well, I will not forgive, nor will I forget. But we must live together, or die foolishly, and so,,, I offer you my hand, if not in friendship, then in hope that your words are worth more than your history. YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME FREEDOM, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FREE.... FREEDOM LIVES IN ME!

Fingers Sore
ugh,, just rated/commented on 100 pics this morning. hopefully I will get 100 dollars for each one..like the bulletin said. After dealing with that bouncer every 4 pictures. Think I will go back and do another folder.. giggles

God's Gift~ Ty Mark My Sweet Friend
God's Gift One day when God felt generous, He looked down at me and smiled, "Since I feel so magnanimous, I'd like to give you something, child." He asked me what I wanted, I said, "Oh, really nothing more, You've done so much already." He said, "That's what God is for." "You have been pretty good," He said, I know there's not much that you seek, I will pick a little something, Just to make your life complete." With great anticipation, I looked forward to my gift, I wondered what God had in mind, That would give me such a lift. "This gift," God said, "You realize, Bears some responsibility, So, if you accept my present, You must be willing to agree... "To offer unconditionally, A section or a part, Of more than half of you, The larger portion of your heart." "Okay, God," I answered, "Since in You, I always trust, I'll meet your obligation, In the manner that I must." To myself, I thought, wow, what a gift, For so much of me, God's asked, N

My Love My Madness
Well I just woke up from a dream again,Where I dreamed of the girl I loved.She was crying In this dream and all I could do was watched.I was like a ghost In the dream for I couldn't be seen.It was like I was there and yet I wasn't.It didn't last for to long as the alarm clock went off and woke me from my deep sleep with a shaking to my body.Well here my poem: My Love My Madness My love for you Is like a madness It holds sweet joys,and yet a sadness that hurts me deeply at the same time.Visions of you feels my head as I sleep and as I'm awake too.For I know you suffered like I do maybe even more,but my loved for you stills gets me through when I feeling down and beaten.A heartache here and there plague my soul,for I know your time maybe short here.And that the heavens could very well call home at anytime,to a home where I'll never see you again.For my heart Is very afraid of losing you for ever that It tears me Inside to even think of the thought.For I want your

Dreams
Dreams? What is a dream? Dream is a though that we can have when we can sleep?What is a dream is it a thought that we can have. Is it a thoughtha we can have dearing the day? So can we say the dream, we have dearing the day is a daydream. We can have two kinds of dream. We can have a good dream or a nightmare. Which one will you have to day or to night? So which one will you have to night a good one or a bad one? I hope a good one!

Hey To All My Friends An Family
i like to ty u all who have helped me out ..i finally got up to assassin....it took awahile but i made it...u r all wonderful friends and i wanted to let ya know i care and love u all as my friends...i try my best to help out people as they do for me .....so i wrote this to let u all know i ty u all from the bottom of my heart and ..let u all know u r all loved...huggzz to ya..and i am glad u all r my friends u know who i am talking about..well i catch u all later..have a great nite and halidayz...lots of love and huggzz stacie

You Know Ur A Pot Head When...
You know you're a Pothead When... You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "I smoke two joints" by sublime should replace the national anthem.Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.Your bong is taller than your dog.It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.You set your wedding date for 4/20.You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.You start every sentence with - uhhh!.You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because y

Why?
Why do people think that it is ok to play with your emotions? They think that life is a game, going through it and fucking peoples lives up. I am so tired of people thinking that I am one that they can fuck with. It hurts to damn much. I was once told that I needed to stand up for myself. Well i am now doing it. I am tired of the shit that people do, not only to me but to my friends and family. I believe that everyone was put here for a reason. Well I can tell you that the reason that you were put here was not to fuck with my emotions. I am done. I will not be hurt anymore. Life is to fucking short to have someone mess with you. Everyone needs to grow up and be a man, because i dont have time for little boys. You wanna be a man then step up, show me that you can handle it. Until then dont even bother with me.

Dec. 21, 2007 10:01 Pm "strange Shit, Ain't It?"
Dec. 21, 2007 10:01 pm I was sitting here alone reading Nikki's new book the Heroin Diaries. Outta the blue it told in the book who Nona was. It was Nikki's grandmother who raised him. Much like I was raised by my Grandmother as a child. Strange shit, ain't it?

Fubar Dictionary Copied From Fubar Support's Blogs
fubar Dictionary Alerts – fubar generates audio and text alerts for the variety of member interactions. Turn up your speakers and keep track of your Alert Box to see what’s going on with your friend network. Alert Box – Your Alert Box is located on the top of your homepage and keeps track of all of your alerts. Avatar – a member’s main photo which is displayed on their profile. Block – Blocking a member prevents another member from messaging you, commenting on your page, bulletins, blogs, stashes, etc. The blocked member is also no longer able to rate your pictures or profile. Bouncer – Bouncers are volunteers from the fubar community who have been selected by fubar staff to help moderate and assist members with any questions they might have. All Bouncers have Orange colored name tags. BRB – Be Right Back Bulletin – A Bulletin is a message that can be sent to all of your Friends or all of your Friends and Fans. To send a bulletin, click on the MY BULLETIN BOARD li

Ems Rules
The Rules of EMS 1. Skin signs tell all. 2. Truly sick people don't complain. 3. Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, and any variation on this is a bad thing. 4. The more equipment you see on a EMTs belt, the newer they are. 5. If you drop the baby, pick it up. 6. When dealing with patients, supervisors, or citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was the wrong thing to say. 7. All bleeding stops....eventually. 8. All people will eventually die, no matter what you do. 9. If the child is quiet, be scared. 10. Always follow the rules, but be wise enough to forget them sometimes. 11. If the patient vomits in the rig try to hold their head to the side of the rig with the disposable equipment, not the stuff you have to clean. 12. If someone dies by chemical hazards, electrical shocks or other on-scene dangers it should be the patient, not you. 13. Any EMT, FF, LEO and/or scene chief who is more stupid than the patient is the real proble

I Want To Tell You
I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need you But whenever I have the chance the words are not there I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need you But whenever I try the words are not there I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need you But whenever we talk the words are not there I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need you Whenever the chance arrives the words are not there I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need you But whenever things seem to go the right way the words are not there I want to tell you I love you I want to tell you I miss you I want to tell you I need But the words are no there so this will have to do I love you with everything I have I miss you everyday I need you with me to give strength Every

Diamond
You are like the diamond You glimmer and glow And shine so brightly Some, like me, draw close To feel your warmth, your heat Only to find none You are like the diamond You are bright and strong But you have no warmth, or love It's a terrible game To play with people's hearts Like mine You are like the diamond You will last longer than most But you will have no love No warmth to back up that bright light So what kind of life will it be? Besides long? Will you regret it someday? Regret being so much like the diamond Regret being so cold And look for me A find me gone? Can I ever leave? No, I can never leave you I am drawn to this cold light This false sense of warmth you give I keep wishing and hoping That someday, you will give warmth But, this will never be Diamonds last forever

Me
I live in a little Town TN. By Bigest thing is my Painting and wood carving. i love all kinds of people. as long as they are close to normal, at least half the time.I work alot but we have to live. i"am not in to the sick sh##T just people who can be true to them selfs.

New Years Resolution Update
Well here it is 2008, and although I predicted that 2007 would be better, it was in fact worse. I lost any chance with the girl I mentioned last year, lost her friendship, and she chose the fat ugly inconsiderate slob over me. I was there for her and that was why I lost. As a female she chose the guy that would most present a challenge to her, because she would have to work for his affection and attention constantly. I was too easy! In hindsight had I treated her as inconsequential I would have her, and we would be married by now, but instead I chose honesty with my feelings and desires. Will I predict that 2008 will be better? I think not!! I will predict that it will be worse for it will be spent without my friend.....Thank God were all going to die in 2012 lol

Frustrations..long Winded Vice
to whence this days comes quick and sour with power and pain till my deathly hour I cannnot believe that this had happened this way on all of those bitter sweet days cast not some lies, and hate love thy neibor and seal your fate If everyone could see the choice is thier own with pain inside I wish I could moan with hate or love, or cruel intent eveyone deserve to be able to vent I do as I do, and say it so life is what it is now let it grow do not hold back those thoughts speak outload but use some wisdom for those are they who try and come break your spirit, your mind and will life can be beautiful, if you find that thrill judge not for the time has come to be judged as you have others what is done is done Karma is king I hope you see It can get you best, when you can't see say its a joke...for some it may be but life's no game, no not to me this shit is real, and doesn't stop so check your ass, and check the clock you choice my be wicked and cruel fuck w

Cleaning Out Friends And Family Lists
Ok I have started cleaning out my lists. I've been sending comments and a lot are not returning them. If you don't return comments or I don't talk to you on a regular basis you're gonna be gone. Sorry I just want to get this down to a manageable list

I Want This Man!
Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference..... When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you [ Grab her and dont let go] When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she steals your favorite hoody [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she teases you [ Tease her back an

Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up p

What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Scorpio Why you'll love a Scorpio: Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!). You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion. Why a Scorpio will love you: You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for. Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio. What Sign Is Your True Love?

For Sale.....
For Sale....YES SERIOUSLY! Medival Dress....NEVER WORN. Size 12-16 Will fit height 5'4 to 5'10.... $100.00 plus shipping {like 7.00 ish} Purple and black...perfect for weddings, prom, V-day dances. Call me for more info...after 7pm est time pls... 850-779-6054. I also have several Jeff Gordon colectables...worth alot... a Deep freeze that has to be picked up in Illinois and a antique hutch that is 6ft by 7ft. And...a 48 inch snow plow/push blade for an ATV. To be picked up in Northern Florida. 15-5590 & mounting braket and push tubes. {hugs} Jessica

More Kissy Kissy
Your Kissing Grade: A+ You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

What The Fuck Is This Fash Shit
I uploaded this restart i still get it.I hadto disable to get in. If you're reading this page, you probably have an old version of Adobe's Flash Player installed inside your web browser. Because of a *MAJOR* security hole in this plugin, you *MUST* upgrade the plugin to continue using fubar. If you don't, your account may be compromised and bad people might trick you into doing things you really dont want to do... Follow the red link to Adobe's Homepage and install the newest version of THE FREE Adobe Flash Player and restart your web browser. It should only take a few minutes. If it asks you to pay for something, you can't follow directions and you're installing the wrong thing. -mike Need help? Check out the Support Lounge and get answers! If you have upgraded and you keep getting this message, or if you don't want to upgrade and want other people to have access to your fubar account and your computer, click the button below to temporarily override the safety

Check These People Out..
I still haven't figured out how to make one of this with all the glitter and music. But then does it matter really? It's the people in it that are important. So what are you waiting for get to their pages and Rate / Fan / Add Jess@ fubar §W€€T ÇH€RØK€€ ♥ TØMM¥BØ¥§ ßÅß¥ ♥@ fubar ~CHEROKEELADY~@ fubar ~ Echo Angel ~@ fubar Poetic Muse@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZYS WIFE۞CO- OWNER OF CLUB EUPHORIA۞ ASST. CHIEF 2ND ALARM HOTTI@ fubar ~*Mike S*~ ~Taken by MzMic~ *father of |RS-113|*@ fubar stormdreamer@ fubar †♥♣♦♠karen878806 RATE,FAN&THEN ADD ME♠♦♣♥†@ fubar ~RebelBreed™©~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar™©@ fubar Mysticaldreams~ Proud member of

Don Crowther
Don Crowther Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money? Maybe you don't know Don Crowther... but he's one of my top StomperNet professors, and he's been fighting it out in the Internet Marketing trenches since 1996. He wrote one of the first Pay-Per-Click guidebooks, and he's been at the frontlines of the search engine wars since the 90's. But the REAL reason I wanted to have him leading our Social Media research was because he REALLY is a mad-scientist. It's built into his core DNA. Don can't help it. But there's one more reason that Don was perfect for the job. He's a natural born teacher. He's great at making complex stuff super-brain-dead simple to understand. SMARTS Stompernet, stompernet, smarts, stompernet smarts, smarts review, don crowther, How does SMARTS stack up, Is Don Crowther and SMARTS worth the money

Butt Hurt People
Ok, so everyone visits people's pages and rates them, right? Their pic's and their page gets rated. Why the hell do people get mad when they get a lower score than 10?! It's stupid. Take for example this person, *~*HockeyChik*~*CLUB F.A.R #1!~fan-rate-add me-thx!*~*' , who got butt hurt when I gave her a 9. She went to my page and gave me a bunch of 9's and said it's because "you get what you give." How stupid, not everyone (including myself) are a 10 on fubar. Everyone should just accept honest opinions, if a person is too sensitive to handle bad opinions then they shouldn't put their pictures out there to be judged.

Simplicity
Butterflies dart about Within my soul Casting tiny shadows Like a mirror ball in the sun. A warmth overtakes me When greeted with a smile There's heaven in those windows That hint of green in the blue of his eyes. Upon clouds of helium I walk Of ionized air I breathe deep Scent from heaven weakens my knees And I am slain within this moment. Love cascades from head to foot I am awash in some far away land The collective euphoria felt within Whenever you hold my hand...

01-22-08 (luv'n Friends)
I hope this finds you well on this TUESDAY, All is good on my side of the screen! I guess I'm feeling -sappy- today ... Happens even to straight men too! You can blame it on my sister being here I guess? But I get to missing my friends & family That I don't see as often as I should. My poor sister's been 'home' twice in 30 years - so she's astound From NOT seeing the family. She seeing 'family' who were kids when she left - Who are now parents ... of kids the age of how she remembers them! (the parent/family member) (you know what I mean?) It always makes me think how fast life goes bye. So - Me, I'm glad I'm not drinking - I'd being drunk dialing old friends & family lol

Thankx Max !!muah!!
I swear to the whispering autumn wind, To the frigid snow that cover the naked trees of winter, Ever since I laid eyes on her image I've been imprisoned by her beauty that is unique Her eyes have set a fire in me that nothing can put it out but her sensational smile... I just hope those eyes look up to me one day. Such a beautiful poem ... thank you MaX!! Go by and check him out guys!! He's cute too! MUAH!!!!!!!!! Big Smooches to you all!! Max007@ fubar Thankx for visiting and taking time to read! Smooches~ April

Help Her Out!!
Come on friends and fans o'mine!! Let's help this woman win a Happy Hour!! Just click on her photo and when the picture comes up, leave lots and lots of comments!! Thanks for your help, I know she'll appreciate it!!

What A Group - Check Em Out. (done By Chrissy)
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Its Been Almost A Year
WELL WELL its been almost a year since i have posted a blog. Once again its almost time for Bike week. I have my harley in my living room so i can was and polish it so its nice & shinny for Daytona. We will be stayin in Daytona for a weekend then leavin there & goin to Orlando, rididn our bikes from Orlando to the KEYS. We will stay the night in the Keys, & ride to Hogs breathe harley shop.get our souveniors and then cum back to daytona for a lil bit. then head back to the cold & snowy shit.

Poem
He has left without saying goodbye. My heart is broken and I don't know why? Without his love I have no home. How could he leave me so alone? I'm lost for words and don't know what to say. What did I do to make him go away? He has now left without saying goodbye, and only he really knows why?

Problems Only Goths Face
* Trying to get blacks that match after they fade in the wash * Trying to convince the drunk frat boy who is hitting on you that really are a guy. * Big hair, small cars * Airport metal detectors * Having your little sister play with your make-up * Nicknames such as "that gay devil worshipping freak that dyed his hair purple" * Getting your jewelry tangled in your clothes/hair * When your pointy toe shoes/boots get caught in the holes in the hem of your skirt. * Wearing a black turtleneck when it's 90 degrees outside * Accidentally removing someone's nose ring with your spiked bracelet while dancing * Getting people to look you in the eyes when you talk to them. * Getting your slave bracelet caught in your fishnets * People declaring that your eyes are yellow, when, in fact, they are green * Having to reach for the salt with one hand while holding back your sleeve with the other so it doesn't drag in the gravy * Tryi

Poem To My Daughter
Cheyenne's Song My Dearest Cheyenne, Words cannot express how special you are, You are my shining star. You are the little princess in our lives; Your sweet smiles and all the Cutie bribes. They say that I was wrong, you would never be so strong. I knew better, I am your mom! In a few yrs., I will even see you escorted to the prom. Never doubt who you are, you're the goddesses' daughter by far. I already see so much of myself in you; the personality and the strengths too. Lead and do not ever follow; anyone down life's mystery road. It will take you where ever you need to be, just trust it and listen to me. Follow your own path take nobody's crap You are destined to be royalty where your crown with pride and loyalty. When you Grow up you will see; that you beat the disability. You Are exactly like me I love you always, and forever more; Mom Valarie A Laboy Copywrite 2006

Poem To My Son
Cole's Song Dedicated to my 11 year old son on his 11th Birthday 8/16/2005 Happy birthday my birthday boy! I could not think of what to get you that you would never outgrow or destroy. I wanted to get you a shinning star high in the sky; but as soon as the sun came up it would only say good-bye. I wanted to get you the highest mountain; or maybe a water fountain; but at 11 years old, what would you do with gifts so big and bold? I wanted to spoil you with all the riches, of the world; but I could never promise you something and not keep my word. So all I can do is give you all my hopes; Take them and fly high my son, don't you ever let go or share them with any dopes. Take all my dreams that I have for you; to grow into that handsome young man I see you to be. Soar with them life's bright sunbeams; remember always you are a part of me. You already have my heart; you have since the d

Savage Lover's
Savage Lover's Remember me in the starry night; Love at first bite! I knew you when, We gave in to our first lustful sin. The forbidden passion in the moon light Shadowy naked bodies ; Entwined in the dead of night. Two wild animals madly ravishing each other; Scratching, devouring, Savoring the sweet ecstasy from one another. Looking deep in your eyes ; Seeing the fiery flames of desire. I see you are stripping me with your mind; Climbing on top would be too kind! I want you to worship me, as I kneel down on my knees. Fantasy becomes reality. As I whisper to you, "Aren't you glad I am your naughty savage girl?" Sapphire Jewel AKA Valarie A Laboy © July 17th, 2007

101 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-mart
101 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart *This page is a work in progress, so it does not yet have 101 ways. but, i'm working on it. really i am. in a few days i should have all 101 on here. just be patient...* i've written a guide on how to get kicked out of Walmart. It's going to be a novel. Maybe. Hopefully. Probably not. I have absolutely no idea. But anyways, here it is-all the possible ways to get kicked out of walmart enjoy! 1. Go onto the intercom and yell "BUSH! IT'S BUSH! Oh, wait-that's my mom-my bad!" Tell them to kick you out. 2. Put chocolate pudding all over the bathroom walls, walk out, and say, "Oops, I kinda missed." 3. When I girl wants a barbie doll, run up to her, grab it out of her hands, and go. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in an official tone "We've got a code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens. 5. play with the automatic doors. 6. Go on the intercom and yell "OH MY GOD! IT'S CODE BLUE! EVERYONE CODE BLUE! SUBSECTION D, CHAPT

Goodgirl / Badgirl
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"... Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man... Bad girls go after him AND his brother. Good girls wear white cotton panties... Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls wax their floors... Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot... Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls make chicken for dinner... Bad girls make reservations. Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies... Bad girls know they could do better. Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss... Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich. Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls... Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls. Good girls love Italian food... Bad girls love Italian waiters.

David Is Not This Man....
My Profile | Parts | Profiles | Resources | All-Stars | Special Offers | Help Create My ProfileSubmit Your Parts | View PartsSearch Members | Superstar Talent Search | InstantCast on MySpaceMember Videos | Casting Articles | The Essentials | Casting Forums | InstantCast_BlogSpecial Offers Start Now Free: Already a Member?Login Theodoros Theodoridis -- Basic Acting Profile Link to this page: http://www.instantcast.com/users/TheodorosTheodoridis Next Profile Show Another Member More Profiles Like This Back To Member Search If you are a casting professional and want to contact Theodoros, click here. My Profile Stats MY RANK TODAY: No Rank MY PAGE VIEWS: 628 I HAVE 77 FANS I HAVE 47 FANMAILS 151 PARTS FOR ME My Details Name: Theodoros Theodoridis Gender: Male Age: 31 Hometown: athens, greece Current Location: new york, NY Language: Greek English Supersta

Ok Time To Pull A Roxy As My Friends Say
1ST OFF...I AM AN ECLECTIC PAGAN...NOT WICCAN..NOT DRUID..NOT CELTIC..DRACONIC..OR ANY ONE PHILOSOPHY ...GET IT STRAIGHT AND CLEAR... ___________________________________________________ AND FOR ALL THE ASS HATS OUT THERE WHO DONT FEEL LIKE READING ALL OF THAT HERE'S THE BREAK DOWN Modern nature religion Many current pagans in industrial societies base their beliefs and practices on a connection to Nature, and a divinity within all living things, but this may not hold true for all forms of Paganism, past or present. Some believe that there are many deities, which is known as pantheon or polytheism. By contrast, pantheism is the belief that the combined subconscious spirit of all living things forms the universal deity. Panentheism takes this one step further, incorporating the idea that the Universal Deity is both in everything (in the universe) but also extends beyond the known physical universe. Ancient Greek paganism, which tended in many cases to be a deification of th

Another Hmmm...
Eyes that light up a room A smile that says it all or nothing What does she know? What is she hiding? A broken heart A frightened spirit She can't believe she's beautiful Won't be told she's wonderful Beside herself and looking in Within herself a shattered child

Credit Card Scam! Please Read, It Is Your Money!
New Credit Card Scam - Snopes.Com says this is true. See this site - http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp Or this one: http://WWW.truthorfiction.Com/rumors/p/phishing.htm This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday fr om 'VISA', and I was called on Thursday from 'Master Card'. The scam works like this: Person calling says, 'This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Tel

A Woman
Be very careful if you make a woman cry,because God counts her tears.The woman came out of a man's rib.Not from his feet to be walk on.Not from his head to be superior,but from the side to be equal.Under the arm to be protected,and next to the heart to be loved.

Sarcastic Quote
Sarcastic quote of the day: "I love how people say your a racist if you don't want people to sneak into your country ILLEGALLY. So can I sneak into your house without your permission,I could use a bigger place, c"mon I just want to better myself!!!" This made me smile:) I can't help it!

Sweet! I'm A Fuberlord Now!
I'd like to thank the four people who made it possible, but mostly banditgirly (yeah, I don't think I mention her enough). On the most part I just logged in and did other things while I racked up free point bonuses for being online. So yeah, I guess the greatest contributor to my success is some time based site coding. WOOHOO for Random Geek Stuff! Now if only I can find some way to get Bada Bing off my list of lounges...makes sense that a lounge is permanently on your list if you get banned for giving the DJ a hard time. Stupid god-trippers, enjoy your power til the site's servers crash (again). Now let's see how many hours of doing nothing it takes to reach the next level :D

Grr...
Grrr at this van. The van wouldn't start for rick the other day and it turned out that a light was left on over night. Today i went out to start it to warm it up for me to switch cars with rick and go to class and again it wouldn't start.. So i'm not going to class today!!!! I did however pass my test on Friday last week, I got a 86.5%. I was very excited.

Tag
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I'm shorter than everyone I know my age or older 2. I have OCD 3. I hate sea food and chinese food! It will make me throw up! 4. I'm blind in my right eye 5. I have lock jaw 6. I can bitch about everything! 7. I have to have the air bag disabled in my car bc I'm so short 8. I sing ALL the time even though I cant sing 9. I'm spoiled to the core 10. I cant lay flat on my back bc my butt is too big The people I've Tagged: 1. cejay203 2. Tcash 3. Jimmy Swagga 4. Alchemist 5. H2

Sounds Familiar...
This mumm was posted by one of my latest blog entries, titled The Perfect Date What is more your idea of the perfect date? Going out to dinner, maybe catching a show, taking a nice long walk...or stay at home, have a candlelight dinner, curl up in front of the fireplace or watch a movie? lmmfao

Tag Your It!
The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged. No tag backs. 1. I LOVED The Little Mermaid as a child and wanted to be Ariel sooo badly :) 2. I have an extra fully formed vertebrae in my spine. 3. I think I accidentally flashed a guy at my Junior prom while I was bent over getting a change of clothes out of my friend's car and he was coming outside for a breathe of fresh air and seen me slip out of my dress.... 4. I've blacked out from mixing screw drivers and jager shots at a party one time. 5. I still watch shows on the Disney channel. 6. I've never had a actual face to face relationship that's lasted over a year. 7. My feet have poor circulation sooo they can be like ice at times cus I hardly wear socks. 8. I've kissed 2 women. 9. I've backed over a light pole that was laying in my parents yard and hand to have my dad push my

Passed
Yay!!! After so many months of being in school to become an EMT-B, I have finally made it. Took the state test on Jan. 19th and found out recently that I passed it. I knew for sure I had failed it, but I guess I was wrong. So now it's off to find an EMT job. Wish me luck

10 Things About Me...
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm afraid of water... 2. Once when I had a hangover..I stubbed my toe and broke it...then passed out..ugh. 3. When I love..I love with everything I have..nothing less. 4. I was in a car accident, broke my arm and ended up with a scar on my cheek. 5. I gag when I eat fish...ewww 6. I was bucked off a donkey once..don't ask... 7. I'm totally and completely in love with B and I hope he knows just how much... 8. I love hockey... 9. I wish I was more accepting of myself... 10. I have tons of love for Frawgi..Willa you're a lucky girl. Given to: BratPrince Miss Evil Warlox Nossie CSC

This Time Its For Kayla
Spotlight Project Update: (Added by Kayla) My very sweet friend Mizz Shady saw that I was trying to work for fubucks and raise money so that I could bid on Spotlight, and she surprised me today with this bulletin....I've now added in all the people who had already donated before this bulletin went up. (I am still looking for projects that I can do to earn Fubucks as my time permits, so feel free to send me a message if you have a fubucks 4 rates or comments promotion going on.) This is a much nicer looking bulletin than I could ever make, so a big thanks to Mizz Shady for being kind enough to jump in and help me out with this. THIS IS KAYLA AND WE LOVE HER!!! TRUST ME WE DO... YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ALL HER PICS YET... OMFG (HAWT).... SO WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE LOVE SOMEONE? WE HELP THEM... YES HERE I GO AGAIN.. SHE NEEDS FUBUCKS AND NEEDS FUBUCKS IN A BIG WAY.. SHES CLOSE TO THE LEVEL CUT OFF LINE OF BEING ABLE TO DO THE SPOTLIGHT.. SHES NEVER HAD THAT CHANCE TO DO

Surgury
well today i had my surgury and they took out thr plate in my arm after almost nine years of constant pain. i pray its over and that i didnt loose the use of my hand which is a good possibility. but i hope not. lol

Please Help!!1
My good firiend PebblesinAZ. She is currently saving for the spotlight, and she is almost there. Any help would be appreciated. Below is the link to her profile.It's a waste of fubucks to send them to me so send them to her. Thanks to all that help in advance. ~PebblesinAZ~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar

Update 2-14-08
This was taken from Lilli's CarePage Hi everyone it's Vicky this time, As I sit here updating this page for Lillianna she is getting a highda scan done. I am nervous because they inject dye into her tiny little body. Yesterday was a very trying day. She kept desatting all day and we thought it might be from her reflux but she wasn't handling it well at all. We tried inclining her bed more,putting more blankets under her head. Nothing seemed to help only when I held her while standing up with her little head on my chest did she have great vitals. Well then at five p.m feeding I nursed her and about 10 minutes later she let out this sound like she was throwing up and it was a mucus ball. Then her stats seemed to even back out. I watched her for about 20 minutes very carefully but she did well. According to the nurse she had a good night. But we have had to reduce the amount of times she gets to nipple feed ( bottle or breast) back down to four times a day. Waiting on all her labs an

Beloved
Beloved, I'll hold you dear Close to my body Always in my heart Memory grows weak while time continues on but thoughts of you are cherished. Beloved, You will not go forgotten into my past when Fate tears us apart because feelings as deep as mine are for you cannot be forgotten so soon. So my heart will hold you for as long as you want to be held and I will cherish our love, my beloved ~SM written 10/26/89

A Loss Of A Loved One
Today I get a phone call from my niece that lives in Roff Ok. And she tells me that her cousin a Jennifer had died on Monday by a train, this girl had her future ahead of her she was going to be going to OU and playing softball for them. And now she won't, my niece and Uncle are both being very strong right now. The reason for this blog is to let ppl know that sure it is fun to try and beat a train but if you know for a fact that you can't do it plz don't try it. There was 4 ppl in the car and only two died and the other two are ok but with some manor cuts and burises but plz don't act dumb with trains let them pass before you try to go over the tracks. In small towns there are no train grauds and there really should be. But plz don't be like them and losing your life because you think it is fun or funny to try and do....

What Superhero Are You....
Take the Superhero Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz You are the Punisher! You are a vigilante who considers murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture to be acceptable crime fighting tactics.

Holy Moly!
Okay, so I really do not even know where to begin. Over the past couple of weeks - a lot of you have showed an overwhelming amount of support to help me level up - and I think I *may* just do it within the next hour or so. Each and every person that have helped me are truly amazing! I honestly don't know where to begin on thanking people - so this is my *sorta* thank you! If you ever need anything - please don't hesitate to ask. If I'm around - I will gladly help as much as I can. Myspace Comments

He Said/she Said
He says she's really cross-eyed He says she has a horse face He says he teeth were crooked He says he can't stand looking at her She says his eyes are amazing She says he's very handsome She says his teeth are perfect She says she can't help staring at him He said she needed implants He said he ass was flat He said she should stop eating He said she'd gotten fat She ponders for a moment She touched his washboard abs She looks at herself in the mirror and decides She has way too many pounds of flab He says she's unattractive He wonders why he's even with her He's cheated from the beginning

Friends
My friends always come to me with thier problems. I dont mind at all! I listen well, give advice to the best of my knowledge,(you have no idea what ive been through)!! Ive got a shoulder to cry on and some arms to give a hug when needed. My friends meen everything to me! Relationships come and go but your friends will always be there. Never forget that!

Just Love This Song....
On a cold night, in a hotel in New Orleans, came the final blow And somehow somewhere we lost sight in our search for, that pot of gold And all that happened I don't understand Could somebody here, somebody, please explain to me Cause I'm feeling so damn deceived And I can't run, can't hide, can't get nothing right lately, Theatre of my soul....play on child Ashes to ashes...Light the good Lord lays us down Dust to dust, oh, no The time has come to lay to rest the years All the years it took this heart to trust Maybe too much, too soon, I couldn't get my head on straight, All that worry, just wasted time and now it's much too late to save it Long forgotten midnight dancer plays her final role The curtain falls and I'm still standing Theatre of my soul you left in vain Could someone please explain, and I said Solo I know that nothing's the same Riding blind on the winds of change But in my head that scene just keeps on playing Long forgotten mi

Last Nights Show In St Louis
Thanks to all of you who showed last night at maggie obrien's and made it an awesome show....I can't wait to get the video back from it...message me if you aren't on my myspace or yahoo lists to get my schedule for upcomming shows and I'll give you my links....keep your fingers crossed for me, next monday is the last comic standing audition! Tim

Last Chance Before She's Gone
See this girl right here She is up for auction and if you ever wanted a chance to own her here it is .. Goodies and more may be offered if the bids get higher. She is a gem that would loved to be owned by someone as wonderful as you .So come now and take a chance with this great person whom you will never forget.

Rates And Points
FuBar Pts. Break Down WHEN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING YOU GET 3 pts for rating a profile 2 pts for leaving profile comment 1 pt. for rating a photo 1 pt. for photo comment 1 pt. for stash rating 1 pt. for stash comment 0 pts for fanning someone THE PERSON YOUR HELPING OUT GETS 11 pts for you fanning them 6 pts for you rating there profile 6 pts for photo rating 6 pts for photo comment 6 pts for stash rating 6 pts for stash comment 5 pts for page comment Please keep in mind all pts are doubled for you and them during Happy Hour. As you can see when trying to level someone it pays to fan them. Stash and pic rates and comments may be worth the same but I personally find it alot easier to rate stash then pics. Also for those of you that may not have realized as you can see its also helping you out when your helping others :) ... And a side note too....you DO NOT get any points for Ripped Pics...might pay to have a folder of ripped pics for viewing only if you ar

Which One R U
Looks vs Personality vs GAME. which is you..? From a gender standpoint, they say : fellas go for looks, and da ladies go for personality.. A guy with good game, or verbal-rap-ability (as I call it.. haha) has 1 up on any guy with none (looks or otherwise). And chic with good looks has 1 up on any women... But my original thoughts were, that would change as we get older and more mature.... Shhhh*t, who am I kidding.. haha Some things do change, but it always boils to GAME. Reguardless of gender, if you got GAME, you're gonna get served... HOLLA.. hahahaa I know some of you are like, what da hell are you talkin about Rome.. but let me break it down... An ugly woman who talks like she's gonna put out, will get attention and possibly more.... So, there goes the idea that men go for looks first... A chic on a mission, can and will go home with the best looking guy she can find.. So, there goes women wanting brains first. Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus..

Im Drunk
Omg im soo fucking drunk and like tha guy i WAS dating Tim Kearns.......yea hez an ass whole and well can go and suck a dick and like it cuz nigga damn he would rathe bull shit in his room rather than hang-out with me well he can fuckin Die cuz he a FUCKING CUNT lick and i dont wanna put up with his shit and well im glad its over cuz nigga damn im gin to FUCK his world up bet in dat shit cuz!!!!!!!! ight im gonna get off hurr and go to bed and sober up peace love im outta hurr

Going Home Today!!
i cant wait!!! i'm sooooo excited!! i get to see my friends and come back and see my doggies and i'm off the wall excited! i cant wait!! i have to wait until after rush hour tho cuz anything around fredrick will be packed :( but going home means i wont be online as much, so leave me messages and i will most likely get them when i come back here in 10 days. i dont like the internet at home so i dont mess with it. mwahs my lovies!!! see ya otherwise in 10 or less days! ~ace~

I Have A Story To Tell You
I have a story to tell you I have a story to tell you – it is about a fish and an ocean. There was a Fish in the Ocean Said the Fish to the Ocean: 'You can’t see my tears because I’m in the water.' The Ocean replied to the fish: 'I feel your tears because you’re in my heart.' I am neither a Fish nor the Ocean, yet I feel your pain when you cry. Said the Fish to the Ocean: 'I am here I will not leave you because I will die without you.' The Ocean replied to the fish: 'Without you my existence would have no meaning.' I am neither a Fish nor the Ocean, yet I will not leave you because I love you. Said the Fish to the Ocean: 'Without fishes there is nothing in the Ocean.' The Ocean replied to the fish: 'Without you there is nothing in my life.' I am neither a Fish nor the Ocean, without me you will still live on but without you, my life has no meaning….. Said the Fish to the Ocean: 'So how many fishes did you known before me? ' The Ocean

Chicks From Spain!!
hiya. i see lots of people here from all over but i never see any sexy birds from SPAIN!! any spanish females here or other nationalities living in spain right now?? send me a message please, bye for now xxxx alistair

The Pastors Ass!!!!
The Pastor's Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: .... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead

Women
Wednesday, May 16, 2007 It's not so shocking.... random and repeat................. So id like spout off at the mouth like a crack whore whos had one too many hits. Ways to get slapped in the face: 1.touching ass is a good way to start 2.touching a breasticle or two may get the backhanded double whammy 3.intentionaly rubbing ones self against another who isnt receiving it well 4.spitting gets the hand everytime 5.a hand on the knee may get it from the right person 6.licking is a no no 7.never bark in someones face they never like that 8.slapping first will get ya 9.doing the trusty see~food will get your mouth busted 10.Never ever tell a woman she needs to lose a couple lbs. if you do duck and run. Ways to get punched in the face: 1.soul tap a guy in the nuts 2.punch first 3.tell a jealous type you fucked his girlfriend so hard she would be permanently bow legged. 4.also tell him she swallowed for you.................. hmmm 5.you could tell a ladies

Liking Inside And Out????
What is and what is not attractive is defined personally but society does play a role. It is very interesting to me because with this subject matter we all define what is and what is not attractive, differently. But as most of you know, what you find attractive now will most likely change as you get older and as you go through different stages of your lives. One thing that is very interesting is that we all tend to follow "social norms" when it comes to attraction. For example, if the majority of girls in high school think the quarterback is attractive then other girls will tend to think that way. George Clooney has been around for a very long time, why all of a sudden do we all think he is attractive? Sure he is a good looking guy, but he has always been a good looking guy, so what has changed? Because, he is now popular and we tend to follow the social norms when it comes to our perception of what is and what is not attractive. Of course there are many of you who disagree and think

I'll Be Offline
I will not be online for a few days and I will miss you. I have got addicted to my friends here and want you to know that I will not forget you so please do not forget me. Cherise aka "Bottoms UP" p.s. Please keep my auction posted for me...PLEASE

Married Life
MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING! Read on................. A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back. "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love? She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer with brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen

Dictionary For Decoding Women ?
40-ish.......................49. Adventurous..................Slept with everyone. Athletic.....................No breasts. Average looking..............Moooo. Beautiful....................Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure...........On medication. Feminist.....................Fat. Friendship first.............Former Slut. New-Age........... .........hair in wrong places. Old-fashioned................No B.J.'s Open-minded..................Desperate. Outgoing.....................Loud n embarrassing. Voluptuous...................Very fat. Large frame..................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate..............Stalker. No offense....... Happened to copy it from another source and they do get you to think.... Are these true ? Any advise......would be welcome.....

Seeking Members
WOLVES OF WICCAN SOCIETY WE WANT YOU!!!!!!!!! We are Seeking New Members. My Co Owner Stormwoman of Wolves of Wiccan Society + I Lord Wolf will Tread Forward. We Seek Bombers + VIP Levelers. Even though all Levelers must Show Bombing Love as well. Morphing Tags will be issued within 24 hrs.Wolf Morphs will be Issued after a Trial of 7-14 Days. We Seek Bombers that can Comment Bomb at least 300 Comments Daily on Contestants. Individuals of this Caliber will Earn Sweet Morphs Simular to ours. We also Seek a Trainer,whom has Patience to Train New Bombers. Rules: Drama will not be tolerated.Must have Common Sence.Must Show Respect,Honor to all.Must Repost Bulletins. Thank you Blessed be. Live Links Below. *LORD WOLF* .Please ,Bomb Live Each Day if Possible,Rate me for Morphs.@ fubar stormwoman40~bomber see my blog please/co of wolves of wiccan society/tag maker/ @ fubar Contestants that Desire Love Please: May the Luck O' the Irish be

Just For A Moment
Just for a moment Just for a moment , Put yourself in the war of the blue and the gray. Balls of molded lead passing within hearing distance of that stubborn skull of yours. Wondering the identity of the asassin be he cousin , or no. Just for a moment , picture the world. See the chaos of a battle of all. A maniac wanting all power, Putting a species through hell for their physical appearance. Though just a man on a sphere , in the vastness of space. Just for a moment, See the streets of the city. Fear in the eye of all passing by, accepting the punks around each corner who live by mere extortion. Trading currency for powdered death , Throwing pain from a speeding car, and life , from the urban nights . Just for a moment , see the victims faces. Full of peace of mind knowing that wherever they will go Must be better than the existing violence on the rock they call home. Just for a moment, the pain was all but obvious. Although

Nothing!
"It had nothing to do with whether or not you were going to be a better artist. Nothing! It had to do with developing your inner place, and once developed, you could apply it; it would automatically come into everything you did." -Paul Caponigro

When We First Met
When we first met I tried all i could to not think about you, It was more than I could do... So i would simply walk alot to occupy my time.. But then I would end up where I started from with you back on my mind... you see you have something special that i can't quit explain.. I knew you we're dangerous before I knew your name... It wasn't my fault it happen on its own.. so now that we are together you will never be alone...

Tattooes And Pirecings
ok kids as is known i am a tattoo artist in Springfield mo i don't work in a shop right know because close minded people don't want to work with a "girl" i am fully equipped with all my machines and equipment to do both and i will come to you or vise versa i have my work on my fubar page or on my myspace page im cheaper than any tattoo parlor around and am just as good dont let my tits get in the way !!! you can reach me here or at jugga_girl1@yahoo.com give me a halla and we can get this shit started

Need Help!! Lol
I am getting ready to build a website. So far the ideas that i've come up with to add to it, are Forums, Blogs, downloads for free software, and a cpl other things. What would be some other things that ppl would what come to a webpage for? what would be somethin you would go to a website to see?? something that would be good to add to it?? any ideas would be helpful!!!!

Got It Up!!! My 2nd Hh
Hello everyone!!!!! I'm back and I got my 2nd Happy Hour set up for sunday, march 23th at 1pm PST!!!! So ya all come and party with me and level up!!!! A special Thank you goes out to Chuckiiboo Thank you for always having your Happy Hours up!!! chuckiiboo@ fubar So now everybody get ready and we see us on sunday!!!! I'm the queen, who are you? Im your Diamond!!! ~*~ cutemommy82 ~*~@ fubar Have a great rest of the week the weekend is almost there and we party together on sunday!!! Hugs and Kisses

Bourbon Chocolate Cake
Ingredients Amount Ingredient Preparation 1 package cake mix, chocolate with pudding 3 large eggs 1/2 cup bourbon whiskey 1/2 cup water cold 1/3 cup vegetable oil Frosting 1 pint heavy whipping cream 1/3 cup cocoa powder unsweetened 1/2 cup powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup bourbon whiskey 1 cup nuts chopped Directions butter and flour two 9" round cake pans. Combine cake mix, eggs, bourbon, cold water and vegetable oil in large bowl of mixer. Beat for 2 minutes on high speed until very light. Pour into pans. Bake at 350~ for 30 minutes or until tests done. Cool in pans 10 minutes. Remove. Cool completely. Split layers in half horizontally. Spread frosting over each cake layer. Sprinkle with walnuts. Stack layers. Cover sides with frosting. Chill at least 2 hours. FROSTING: In large mixing bowl, combine whipping cream, cocoa, powdered sugar and vanilla. Beat until stiff then

Truth Of Love
the truth of love u can not see and you can not speak the truth of love will only break you and make you weak the truth of love can set you free the truth of love will never just let you be the truth of love is a beauty to behold the truth od love is worth more than gold the truth of love is an aching need the truth of love can make your heart bleed the truth of love can make your world sad the truth of love can leave you feling bad the truth of love can bring you to shame the truth of love can make you forget a name the truth of love you can never hide the truth of love had hidden rules to abide the truth of love in which u can not run away the truth of love can leave an neverending tear to stay the truth of love can brings you to tears of sorrow the truth of love can lift your spirits tomorrow the truth of love can make you or break you the truth of love can leave your world so blue the truth of love will lea

The New Bad Girls Lounge...
If you have not been to our lounge recently, you're missing out! Click this link to visit us in The Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge ( Hiring Reliable Staff): Come and join us for all the fun and endless chats of your hearts desire and Fantasies... No limit to what is said...Only rule is dont disrespect other than that come join The Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge and have a blast... Now Hiring Staff...need Staff to run lounge during the day and help me out at night. If interested let Beto the Owner of The Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge. Beto: Lounge Owner of Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge/Promoting Manager:UBGC-Fan Club/ Lollipop Gurlz Cl@ fubar Wet N Wild Desire Fantasies Lounge is now Changed it's Name to... The Ultimate Bad Girls Lounge... Click the link below... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52757 Beto the Lounge Owner And Fetish Girl Shasta the Founder Of Ultimate Bad Girls Club joined up to bring all Fubar the next best thing in Lounge entertainment

Easter
Wishing everyone a Happy Easter..Do not eat to much candy. My boys been up.. bugging me already saying the Easter bunny did not make it to the house. They do not know..that its all gonna be at the family's. Going over there around 2. LOL.

More Or Less
this iz sumthin i wrote when i waz in my last "relationship".. dont get it twisted.. at 1st it waz great.. but once the true colorz came out..n yes we BOTH playd parts in it but..i did try to stand by him thru theze issuez..for 3 yrz.. even 2gthr behind our familyz backs..cuz THEY culd all see..but he made me realize..he jus wont change..no matter how hard i pray or how long i stayd The more I love, the less I feel. This pain I have is so very real. The more I try, the less gets done. The closer you get the more I run. The more I need the less you give. This is really no way to live. The more you lie the less I heal. Why can't you tell me how you really feel? The more I know the less I care. With you, my life goes nowhere. The more I want the less I get. The longer we are together the less we fit. The more I love the less I feel. This pain you have caused is all too real. ~Tazy~

Fragile
Whose that girl with the fake smile and sadly glazed eyes. Who is she underneath her mask and her ever clever disquise. Shes too afraid to let it all out. Shes too afraid to cry. She remains distant and silent. Shes obviously very shy. She just sits by her phone and waits for somoene to call, But as time passes slowly ticking by it doesn't ring at all. She trys hard to hold back her sentamental tears in a crowded city subway. Theres so much she needs to let out. Theres so much she wants to open up and say. Shes fragile. Her heart is ripped open, bleeding, and starting to ache. Shes fragile. I think shes on her way...I think shes about to break. The little boy next door just sits on his front porch all day. With his head burried in his hands he trys hard to look away, From a drunk ass dad beats him down and then up every night, And a strung out pair of parents that do nothing but constantly fight. His birth parents passed over last year in a cruel and devistating car cra

~eve's Side Of The Story~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~EVE'S Side of the Story~~~~~~~~~~~~ After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc......... she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I w

My Son
i want everyone to know i need a lawyer to get custody of my son. so if anyone knows of a good one cheap or of any father groups that help to support the fathers please let me know i haven't seen my son close to half his life he is only 16 months old. so any help is good his pictures is in my profile thanks for any help you all can do thanks

Another Update
Still stuck at my father-in_laws..but we are looking for a place. Things are getting worse there so we are trying to get away as soon as we can...Lee is finally back at work(WOOHOO). We are always fighting with them about the light bill and since I am rarely there I don't know why they are fussing at us for the light bill being so high...we have an 18 yr old nephew that comes in and out all hours of the night and day that does not have a job and eats everybody's food. So not only have we been paying to stay there as it is..we are feeding him too since he gets in our food without asking while we are gone and we have nothing left when we get back...I WILL BE SO GLAD TO GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE

Ooopsie
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. 'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the atto

April Fool's Day
Origin The origins of this custom are complex and a matter of much debate. It is likely a relic of the once common festivities held on the vernal equinox, which began on the 25th of March, old New Year's Day, and ended on the 2nd of April. Though the 1st of April appears to have been observed as a general festival in Great Britain in antiquity, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being a term of contempt, as it is in many countries. One of the earliest connections of the day with fools is Chaucer's story the Nun's Priest's Tale (c.1400), which concerns two fools and takes place "thritty dayes and two" from the beginning of March, which is April 1. The significance of this is difficult to determine. Europe may have derived its April-fooling from the French.[1] French and Dutch ref

I'll Be Out Of Town , 4/2 - 4/8
Hi , and thank you for taking the time to read this . I just wanted to let you everyone know that I'll be going out of town to my Aunt & Uncles , The reason for this is because my Uncle had knee replacement surgery about a month ago , So he can not really get around to do the stuff that is needed. On Wed. The 2nd of April till the 8th of April . While I'm gone . I'm going to shut my messages off as I will not be able to see them all while I'm gone . Thank you for taking the time to read this . Please be safe and have a great week . Tom

Meet Some Great People
Here are some of the great people I have met here on FuBar. Some of the others are good friends I have known for years that joined us here. So drop on by and show them some FUBARIAN love... R/F/A them, they are all really great people. The love of my life: Rhonda MsRain ~R/L and Fubar taken by Mr Hott~ Read Military Support Blog~@ fubar My Brother In Law (Support Our Troops): CFDuane cfduane4@ fubar Long time friend from school: bentleycheese@ fubar Some of the Great People here I like to call Good Friends: Jamiie -Jamiie -@ fubar CJ Ms Cj Timberlake ~* The Hottest Head Bartender at GCS~@ fubar LordViper Lordviper Bacchus of The Underworld of LDC Family Security@ÁÑGÊLIÇ ÐRÊÁM§@ fubar BooBooKittyFuk *BooBooKittyFuk* * FU -OWNED BY *A-MAIZE* & *RAINDROPS*..fan&rate b4 add,favor is ALWAYS returned!@ fubar Rachel Rachel belongs to freakshow....@ fubar FreakShow (Rachel's Beau) freakshow belongs to rachel@ fubar This wonderful Lady for all the fan

Running
Ran to the water, cold mists of coastal fog Ran to the mountains, cold snows adrift on icy banks Ran with my dreams, cold hope succumbed by my marrow Ran from my friends, cold shoulders held high in love Ran over life, cold steps of stone - flat and jagged greys Ran to nowhere, cold utter emptiness Ran to escape, cold dizzying emotions - fears accumulated Running to nowhere, cold blurred silver static.

Wow Dj Teddy At It Again
COME BID AND OWN THE SEXIEST DJ TEDDY SHE HAS ALOT TO OFFER HER OWNER!!! I WILL RATE EVERY PIC, BLOG AND STASH ON YOUR PAGE FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH YOU OWN ME, PLUS DO A PERSONAL SALUTE SHOUT OUT TO YOU, WILL CREATE A BULLETIN FOR U EVERYDAY FOR A MONTH AND POST IT AS A COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE, AND I WILL PUT YOUR NAME IN MY NAME AS MY OWNER FOR A MONTH. ALL U GOTTA DO IS HAVE THE HIGGEST BID. SO LETS DO THIS CLICK LINK BELOW AND BID ON THIS HOTT LADY :p DJ Tesha -Engaged to Dj Bear- -Pimpette to Master-Dj @ Sex Sells@ fubar

Time
Hello Time! We never talk. I watch afternoon turn to night, I see dark change to light, And it's all because of you. But I have been wondering, and wanted to ask, How you do what you do. This constant thing of making present into history, Shouldn't be such a mystery. Sometimes I look at my watch and it takes hours to make 9:47 become 9:53. Sometime I look at a calender in April and February seems like minutes ago. And now I look at photos of what I think was yesterday, but the time stamp says 17 years ago. WTF!!? I look in the mirror. I shave my face and see you've been there. You've loosened my skin, taken my hair. I've been blaming myself, but it's you, you sick prick! Never stopping, never slowing, never accelorating, Just constant, and constantly deceptive. The illusion of a second, a minute, a day. A guessing game you would have us play. Are you enjoying this? Know what? Just f%#k off!

Reflections
Mirror images Staring far inside Eyes piercing Deep to the soul Fire burns Close to the heart Turning to ash Forever lost Waking from a sleep To an endless nightmare Tears flooding in Everything washed away Emotions broken Manual lost Love the killer Kill the cross Hands shaking Trembling out of control Pills not working All just a big joke Notes of suicide Letters of love Its all the same Inner child sleeping Forever eyes closed Demons inside Waking one last time

My Hero
I watched as each day he grew Into a man that was so proud Watching as he set each of his goals Each reaching higher then the clouds As man he walked out my door To serve his country in time of need So all that had been one for us each Can to this very day remain freed Then the call came late one night He softly said Mom I have to go People are in need and need our help The might of this great nation we will show I reassured him with loving words When in my heart I felt worry and pain I assured him that he would be all right In my heart and thoughts he would remain They are calling now Mom I will say good bye Taking your love with me to keep me strong Knowing once again soon I will see your smile And to be in your arms I will surely long The days passed us by so slow in time News I watched with a heavy heart each day At night I would pray to the lord above To keep my hero out of harms way Any time the day the phone would ring Fear would quickly consume my thoug

Free
Days seem long Nights even longer Waiting for it to be oer You to truely be free I knowyour mine now But it feels like Im sharing Always changing plans So she doesnt find out When this is over You better continue to be faithful Im going through hell Just to be with you HOpefully in the end It proves to be worth it And we can move on Being a real couple finally Not caring what others think

Powerful? Or An Invertebrate?
Someone whose nym I will not mention here posted this in my comments a few days back: Now she's sent a shout that she's joined a family, and it has a "master" (oooooh, scary. NOT.) who has ordered her to block everyone (see The Advanced Bonewits’ Cult Danger Evaluation Frame, or ABCDEF for short, to figure how how abusive a fubar "family" like that is.) So she cried and she pleaded but she obeyed. Personally, I don't call that powerful... I call that wimping out and surrendering power. I will admit I misjudged her... she is far less powerful than I ever thought she was. Watch it joining "families" on fubar... some of them seem to be established for the purpose of preying on people who have low self-esteem.

Seperated
You guys are seperated We are together She shouldnt have any say But she has plenty She controls our relationship More than I like Almost more than I can handle Really wish she would back off She had her chance Now its mine Im not letting her ruin it Whe the divorce is final I want nothing to do with her Minus custody she will have NO say If she does Then Im not sticking around I lvoe you But refuse to deal with her forever So when this is all over You better tell her where to go Or I will and she wont like it You two are seperated!!!!

I Need My Wifey
this iz certainly goin out to the former underground crew, but anyone know shaela knows shes a good human being. she handles her own 24/7, goin 2 work only to come home 2 care for her son. today and for da past few days ive been searching all over and came up empty. now i need any help i can possible. if anyone knows what hospital or wha place she is at...or even a contact to anyone of her friends(except gina, we both tryin hard. and i thank her a lot for keepin me sane) or her family please!! lemme know. message me here or my myspace my url iz on my page. my aim brooklynrko or my yahoo brooklynrko6 plez help me and her any way u can or at least show some sympathy like drop a comment or a bulletin. dont thnk bout me so much . think bout her son. so please in any way possible, if u can help please contact me or gina. i did dis blog, jus to show how much i love her. especially dat im used to talkin 2 her everyday all day. im not going to give up. i never did and i never wi

4/17/08
Great job on coach's and smitty's giveaways! Keep up the great work! Very soon we will be looking for some contests to enter to help liven up our bombing and make it much more competitive! Let us know if you know of any contests starting soon. As of right now, we don't have anything going on for the family. So if you have other friends in contests or giveaways give them a helping hand and be sure to let them know FIESTA TAPPERS were there :P

Standing At The Brink....alone And In Pain
Standing at the brink Looking out across the vast emptiness Fighting and struggling with all my might Pulling back from the jerks being forced upon me Reaching out for the one I need more and more Finding nothing, my hands left empty The bitter cold overwhelms me Skin naked and exposed to the pain Thoughts and fears consume me Past inflictions invade my thoughts Feeling out of control Lost in the pain and loneliness One swift jerk pulls me to my toes Consumed now by the darkness Screaming at the top of my lungs Looking down the mouth of misery I fear my own fate Alone is not for me How do I stop this Where can I go Please won’t someone stop this The tears flow like a waterfall My pain eats me from the inside out One more pull and my footing is lost Free falling Face first Into the abyss that lies before me My cries are muffled and lost in the dark

Attention All Fans/friends/family!! (important)
NO MORE FAKE SPOTLIGHTS! I need your help!!Trying to Spotlight! So, there have been a lot of talk about SpotLights being fake people. I'm as real as we got and I really really really want a spotlight for a day, but as you already know they can cost anywhere from 5,000,000 fubucks. I need your help. All I am asking for directly here is for your personal attention to help me gain some fubucks. I need your help. I am only asking for 10-20 minutes of your time. If your bored this is a perfect thing for you. It will keep you busy and entertained and it can help someone out. Not to mention it will give you killer points too. I would really really really like to get a Spotlight. So, please come to my site and rate/comment the heck out of my pictures & stash. PLEASE RATE MY STASH IF YOU HAVE TIME!! Gives more fubucks/points! THINGS YOU CAN DO TO HELP: *Rate Page *Rate Pictures *Rate Stash *Comment Page *Comment Pictures *Comment Stash *Buy gifts *Fubucks (any amount

~i Feel You~
Everything about is so right Baby you know that Im so proud To say that your mine, all mine Why you leaving like a fool Is there something that I said or done to you? You know I wonder If youre coming home tonight Im thinking what it could of been baby Cant get you off my mind Ive opened up the door But in my heart Feel you running away from my love Why you running away from my love Its cold when were apart And its playing in my heart The moments that we shared will stay In my heart,I feel you Thinking of the lovin we made Baby, I love the way you touch me in that special way So why do I feel like a man thats being played Tell me it isnt true Im begging baby, stay You got me going crazy Ive been waiting by the phone Im thinking about the things that I want to do to you Soon as you get home I give you everything But in my heart i...... Feel you running away (yes I do) from my love Why you running away from my love Its cold when were apart And it

-----------------for Friends-----------
I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone.. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!"" ......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , ........... ......... ).. - ~. . ' ..( ............ ........ ( . . . ...(......) ........... .........| . . . . . ).....| ........... .........{.. . . . .(. . ./ ............ ............ =(.. /.)= ............... ............... -;..;-' ................ .................)|( , ................. ................. || _.-'| ............. ............. , _|| .._,/ ............. ....... , ... ....|| .' ................. ......|...|...,...||/ ................... ..../...| /|., |Y|| .................... ... '-...'-._....||/ ................... ........ >_.-..Y| ................... ............. , _|| .................... ................. || .................... ................. || .................... ................. || .................... .......

The Rescue
Here comes your knight charging fast across the land, Seeking to save his fair lady's hand, Mounted there on his noble young steed, Urging it onward, gathering more speed. His steed is as black as the blackest night, Except for its' forehead, a star blazing white, Power and grace flows under the knight, To rescue his lady, and make all things right. Not stopping though around him the storm does rage, His eyes all a glow with a bright red haze, Drawing the fury of the storm into him, Knowing that to his lady he must win. Racing right up to the castle's walls, As the arrows around him begin to fall, Up the wall he now does climb, Thoughts of his lady filling his mind. Around him now the arrows still shower, He continues to draw on the storms awsome power, An arrow strikes hard but he ignores the pain, Thoughts of his lady are keeping him substained. Higher now, soon he is over the top, The enemy falls back, unable to stop, The rage inside is sweeping him a

If You Buy Me A Hh Here's What You'll Get In Return.
Hey everyone, I really want my first Happy Hour, here's what I'm offering for the person who gets if for me. 1. You will be added to my family permantly 2. I will give you my IM and we can chat 3. Will do live stip show on cam plus more 4. Will make you several nsfw salutes 5. Something of your choice

4 Every One In Fubar Fantatia Word Has It That The Lounge Called The Lilly Pad Is A Fake Room Waiting 4 People To Come In There N Then They Send Out
4 EVERY ONE IN FUBAR FANTATIA WORD HAS IT THAT THE LOUNGE CALLED THE LILLY PAD IS A FAKE ROOM WAITING 4 PEOPLE TO COME IN THERE N THEN THEY SEND OUT TROJONS TO YUR PC ....PASS TO OTHER FUBAR MEMBERS