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How Horny
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny100%Super Horny75%Normal Horny50%A little horny25%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with
Mexican Eggs
Two Mexicans are riding along Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Mexican put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike will he take them and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the trailer so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the cops pull him over for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies "Mexican eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what
Have You Ever Held A Grudge?
Have you ever held a grudge? I admit that I do hold them . Not to the point of trully hating someone - I evantually forgive and get over it. However once I feel I have been wronged in some way- there are no second chances. I forgive, move on, and do not look back. Character Flaw?? Perhaps,but it is just the way I am. This is me and and till now not nobody has been able to change this !!!!!!!!!!
Before The Bell 6-18-07: X, Ba, Dis, Msft, Ibm ...
Filed under: Before the bell, Analyst upgrades and downgrades, Microsoft (MSFT), Apple Inc (AAPL), Walt Disney (DIS), International Business Machines (IBM), Nokia Corp. (NOK), Boeing Co (BA), US Airways Group (LCC), U.S. Steel (X)Main market news here.U.S. Steel Corp. (NYSE: X) was downgraded to Reduce from Neutral at UBS. While a bid for the group may already be priced in, UBS doesn't believe any deal is imminent. In addition, the upside on the deal may only be $2-5 per share.Airbus announced today several orders for its airplanes at the start of the Paris Air Show, including some for its A350 XWB, the one meant to compete with Boeing Co.'s (NYSE: BA) 787 Dreamliner. US Airways (NYSE: LCC) said it would order 60 single-aisle aircrafts from the A320 family, another 32 wide-body aircraft and convert an order of 20 A350 to one of 22 A350 XWB. Meanwhile, Qatar Airlines also supported the A350 XWB, ordering 80 of them in a deal worth $16 billion.MarketWatch is examining two differing
Lighting Thru The Clouds
As I drive home in the dusk, I see over the Bay...the strangest beautiful and full of wonder. Lightning dances thru them in the sky, lighting up only parts of the strange shapes...makes me wonder about the people I love..what they are doing and how wonderful it would be to share this unusual sky with them. My Heart as fragile as it is..sometimes is so guarded from the past hurts. I have trouble distinguishing my jeaousy from what is real. Not wanting to get close to anyone again in fear of the pain....I know I fell in love again. Beautiful , kind, gentle...this person makes my heart smile when I hear that voice...and pains me to think of sharing...but I know the nature of this person. Maybe sometimes innocently their personality makes people think opposing thoughts, I know deep down they truly love me. If the same God who made those beautiful clouds dance above me this evening is listening....Please show me your will and open me to what this truely is. Put the Spiritual
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- After Kurt Busch's victory at Michigan, Dale Earnhardt Jr. knew he would have to answer with a strong finish at Bristol to stay in contention for the Chase for the Nextel Cup. He did just that -- finishing fifth on the challenging 0.533-mile track. Unfortunately for Earnhardt, Busch finished right behind him, in sixth, to maintain a lead of 158 points with two races remaining in the Race to the Chase. "Everybody wants to talk about the points and what we plan to do to make the Chase," Earnhardt said. "We're far enough behind where the point standings are out of our control. "We're going to do what we've been doing all year -- go out and try to win the race. It's all we can do." That task is easier said than done for the No. 8 team at California. Earnhardt has a Driver Rating of 68.5 at the track -- 23rd-best. He finished 40th there in February after engine problems. That's not to say Earnhardt doesn't have a chance.
I don't understand how people can "get tired of hearing about it all the time." To everyone who thinks it should be left in the past I ask them this: How can you ask someone to forget their daughter who was in that building? How can you ask someone to forget their son who was on that plane? How can you ask someone to forget that their wife is never coming home? How can you ask someone to forget that the last thing they ever heard from their husband was that they loved them and to be strong for them? How can you ask someone to forget that they'll never get tucked in by their daddy ever again? How can you ask someone to forget that their mommy isn't there to make it better any more? How can you ask someone to forget that they'll never play ball with their brother any more? How can you ask someone to forget that their sister will never get that perfect wedding? How can you ask someone to forget their friend who ran in to help and never
Regrets- Written By- Jessica Shook*me*
Regrets Fuck it all, Fuck you, Fuck me, Fuck it all I have this regret I should have done, but i didn't These pains beat me down to the ground day by day Not knowing if I want to get back is a part of my routine Wanting to find you, tell you, the thing I should have when I had the chance But that chance has passed me by do I ride on this next day to this next life Where I may do the same, where I may have regrets of not saying the thing I should have So I say to it all FUCK IT ALL, FUCK IT ALL, FUCK ME, FUCK YOU , And these regrets, the love, the hate, the betrayel, why? Why didn't I say anything? Now I have regrets to live with, Now I have these unfinished feelings to deal with, these are my regrets.... Written By: Jessica Shook
Well i Dont even know what a Blog is so i guess ill see what its all about maybe someone that reads this will let me know so if you read this laugh cause i dont know wtf im doing lol ty
#1 Fu Tabloid First Edition
Welcome to the One n Only, (for now since we know how the fu works) FU TABLOID!! So.. lets start with the celebs on fubar, this weeks top members are. with close running behind, We all know this. with n easy click, to "top" but I just felt this was an easier way to show, all. Let's move on to the Fu lounges, the #1 lounge on fubar, (in my personal opinion the top lounges may have the most people in it but also carries the most drama, but hey don't let my opinions sway you.. go find out for yourself) Snake eyes radio.. feel free click the banners if you wanna go to the top lounges.. the second lounge is The play pen Ok. i dont know about you but naming a lounge that is supposed to have an adult club feel, "The playpen" just makes me think of kiddie jail, hence the pic.. but. don't take me wrong the atsmophere in there is wonderful, dont believe me? go check it out.! The #3 lounge. has to be, Go there. If you have a dispute to settle, Need
Yandra Forever In Our Hearts
fubar Bulletin!MAKE STICKY! ♥Emma ~ ... (Stepped away)F, 87Thailandremove friend subject:RIP YANDRA...The True and Real¢¾¢¾ Asian Sweetheart¢¾¢¾ date:2008-02-17 02:12:13
Someone brought to my attention there is a person passing herself off as me on another site. I hate going on other places, but I had to see. Sure enough, some 50 year old woman was trying to say she was me. What the hell is this world coming to if you can not even be yourself in the photos you present people. Wait til the dumbasses that want to meet her see she isn't me. Would love to be a fly on the wall at that meeting.
Saddest Note Ever
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ¢¾I mIsS y0U :(¢¾ Date: Mar 28, 2008 10:29 AM Body: ONCE YOU START u mustFINISHif this doesn't touch're heartlessOne night a guy & a girl weredriving home from the movies./>The boy sensed there wassomething wrong because of the painfulsilence they shared between themthat night./>She told him that herfeelings had changed & that it was time to move on.A silent tear slid down his cheek as heslowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note./>At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding downthat very same street.He swervedright into the drivers seat, killing the boy.Miraculously, the girl survived.>< />Remembering the note, shepulled it out & read it."Without your love, I would die./>>If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutessomeone special will message or call you.2nd:REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)repost this with the title"saddest love
Women And Men
A Woman's Perfect Day (read all the way down :) 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer 10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café 12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs 1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit 3:00 Nap 4:00&nb sp; Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer 4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliment
My Friend Is Missing Pla Help Us
Poem: Sunny Day..............
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Sunny day and the sound of the sea The sign said Warning Riptide To just walk out to sea Let it rip this pain from me Sunny day and the sound of the sea The sign said Warning Stingers To just walk out to sea Could pain of stingers any worse be Sunny day and the sound of the sea All this pain inside of me To just walk out to sea Could be done so easily Sunny day and sound of the sea All the love inside of me To just walk out to sea Not the way for me Sunny day and sound of the sea I thought of her and me Of plans that would never be A promise to carry her heart with me Sunny day and sound of the sea That sea now so far from me Her smile just a memory That I shall keep inside of me
Let's Party!!
Click the Pic To Enter The Lounge COME JOIN THE PARTY FOR OUR SEXY LEADER IN FORBIDDEN Ellie ♥ Forbidden&Cellblock69 ♥ Fu-wife to Dr. Tre@ fubar this party bully brought to you by FREEKSHOW
Pplay List
i made my account a long timw ago but just starting to get the hang of it I like it a lot anhope to meet alot of new friends.....any pointers to show me howto get higher in level let me know thanks!!!!
By Matchbox 20, cannot claim this for my own but it speaks to me: If I fall along the way Pick me up and dust me off And if I get too tired to make it Be my breath so I can walk If I need some other love Give me more than I can stand And when my smile gets old and faded Wait around I'll smile again Shouldn't be so complicated Just hold me and then Just hold me again Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent If I couldn't sleep could you sleep Could you paint me better off Could you sympathize with my needs I know you think I need a lot I started out clean but I'm jaded Just phoning it in Just breaking the skin Can you help me I'm bent I'm so scared that I'll never Get put back together You're breaking me in And this is how we will end With you and me bent Start bending me It's never enough I feel all your pieces Start bending
Bling Auction
BLING AUCTION! Do you love blings? Do you know what you get out of them? Would you like to have a Bling pack? Have a Limo bling? How much in fu-bucks are you willing to give? You want them?Come and get them! very single playmate is having a bling auction! Shes auction a limo bling and a small bling pack! You want them? Well come and get them! Come and place your bid! Theres soo many points you can get from them! Click on the pictures below to place your bids! You know you want them! Music Video:DON'T CHA (by Pussycat Dolls)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone (repost of original by '~*~sailor saturn~*~fu owned by lonewolf92 & Big Tom~*~' on '2008-08-31 03:55:32')
I Need Your Help.
Hi there. I have been a good friend to many, many on here, with buying blasts, VIP's, HHs, bling, giving fu-bucks and real bucks. I have always been there for my friends and I always will be. Now I really need your help. I am trying to win the spotlight, and I can't do it on my own. I need your help to get me there. Won't you please help me? Send me sany fubucks that you can spare. As few or as many as you feel good about. Any and all help. Just use the FuPal link under my main picture on my page. Thank you everyone........ I appreciate all your help!!!!YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox
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Whatcha Waiting For?????
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Come See Me
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My Sexy Azz Mp Babe!
Show him lots of loves! chestrockwell fuowned by GIRLCOP1@ fubar
Friday, Dec. !9
My husband is getting better and better with each day. It amazing that just 3 weeks ago I stood in his hospital room and wondered what I was going to do now. I am so glad he is getting better and will be 100% soon. His speech therapist is on a 2 week vacation but gave him a lot of homework to do. Knowing my husband he will have all of his homework done long before the end of two weeks and probably be doing it all over again to show off how well he is getting and to prove all the doctors wrong. This is not usual ... we are so blessed that he is not on a ventilator or that can't walk, or he has no use of his arms. He is really lucky.
Check This Out
my friend was bought in an auction two days ago and her owner started making his status say rude things then did a mumm cause she did not do all she promised IN TWO DAYS............ I tried to talk to him sine he is / WAS a friend of mine to. he blocked her and I told him to stop being so childish. Then I blocked him and this is what I get in my yahoo Guess I got the last
Please Go Rate This Photo For ~bratt~
~Bratt~ needs Just 1 rate,so come on and leave 1 rate!!!!Please rate this photo for her. thanx & END ON 3/4/09 @ 11 PM EST=)MOST RATES IN 2 WEEKS WINS (1) AUTO 11'S BLING THERE IS A MIN. OF 200 RATES TO WIN THE A-11 IF NO ONE REACHES THE 200 RATES THEN (1) TICKER AND A 5 CREDIT BLING WILL BE AWARDED vvvvvvvvv click me vvvvvvvvvv ^^^^^^^^^^click me^^^^^^^^^^^
Bull@!#$ J.o.b's
I just got a call from G.S.I telling me that they are cutting me luse
Crazy Morning
I woke up to: A. Jeff's squealing tires (hes late) B. he peed in the toilet and left that and the seat up (hazardous for woman) C. No Coffee made..... I have so much to do today and i have that urge to clean my desk... here's the list: 1. Take car to the tire shop to remove winter tires (some of you might find this obnoxious to have winter tires in may but it snows here) 2. Clean up house before maid comes 3. Get invoices ready for driver 4. Call people back 5. Every morning at 8:30 call my dad(make sure my mom didn't strangle him in the night) 6. Say hello to my fellow fu friends (not that many) I wrote this much boring blog because apparently mine are no longer showing on my page.... I figure i would once again right a SFW blog...   GOOD MORNING WICKED!!! PS I HATE JEFF....
My Crazy Meanderings
Ok my friends. I was trolling through the mumms, and noticed all the alternate accounts playing. Those of you that really, truly know me.. know that I view this as a fun game. I like to read their "About me" or check out their friends, pics, fans... etc. So, i have noticed this one asshole in particular, and wanted to check him out. The following, was his "about me"   I nearly DIED!!!     HERE GOES:     There is nothing more beautiful to me, than a woman cumming. The way her body flexes, stomach muscles tighten, hips rise up, then she squeezes.   I'm 6'2 and over 200 pounds. All women are small, to me. I've always heard that they feel safe when they are with me. I like it when women are reserved and quiet, yet i know the dirty thoughts that go on in their heads. I want to exploit EVERY fantasy she has and make it happen. I can fly you to see me, with only two calls. So don't think i'm just another flake on this site. I AM looking for the ONE that can fulfill every fantasy
Stupid People
well everyone last night here locally we had a fake amber alert for a missing child. the mother sent a msg out on facebook and to the media regarding her child missing. well it turned out to be fake. now how can someone do that. the mother is now being charged. which i think she so rightly deserves. years ago there was a lady that made a 911 call claiming she was in a multi vehicle accident. so 911 sent out the fire department ems police and bandage 1 aka air ambulance, it turned out to be a fake call she was nailed with thousands of dollars, heck having an air ambulance show up is 1000bucks an hour why do people do stupid things like that, when they are endangering the lives of other people that need the help for real. what runs through their minds. i just dont get it. me i have been doing first aid for a long time so i have seen alot of the accidents and stuff like that and its not a laughing matter. all they are doing is tying up the 911 lines and that is not cool. so give
A Lonly Heart
should one give ture love a 2nd chance not to the same but to an other an if so why ? if its to be pasted around why give it to just one ? mixed up an sitten in my padded corner.
This Sucks
just wanted to see if this is broken too urghh
Mom went to the lung Doc today. They told her and my oldest sister it was either lung cancer or an infection.  They are going back in Feb to have another CAT scan and if it has grown they will do a biopsy. Her chances for cancer are high since her younger sister died of lung cancer. Maybe it's just me,but I don't get the waiting thing. Why not check it now and not months down the line?  There will be no treatment for it,because she is to frail to survive that,but waiting makes no sense to me. Not my choice and I respect that.
I am tired of comming home and not finding you there, so tired of being lonely But it wud be difficult for you to be here tho, cause you don't even kno me. You are a want, a need, a hope that hasn't happened yet, and sometimes I have doubts it ever will and yet every night I walk thru that front door I miss you still, and always will
I See, I Feel
I see a line of cars and their all painted blackI see flowers and smell the smell of fresh turned earthI see the hot sun shine down on a small over dressed crowdI see sweat mix with tears from sad eyesI see the lid come down and then I"m aloneI see the darknessI see nothingI feel a rumbleI feel the earth ripped apartI feel the evil in this placeI feel the devil's hot breath on my faceI feel so cold insideI feel searing fleshI feel all love is no moreI feel forever             curt
September Says That You Are Open-hearted You are a very idealistic person. You have so much compassion for the world that it can be a bit overwhelming at times. There are so many things that you want to do to make a difference. It bothers you that you can't do them all at once. You are quite creative. You are especially good at thinking up innovative solutions to problems. You may have high ideals, but you also have the tools to achieve them. You are practical when you need to be. What Does Your Favorite Month Say About You? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings  
She told me from her. A smile I did bring. Can she feel the sun. Does her heart again want to sing. Even if not with me. I would help her anyway. Till her voice rings true. I pray for that day. If she will let me. Help her welcome each day. Then I will make her smile. In my own special way.
A Very Old-fashioned Love Poem
A Lover’s Plea Shall I come, sweet Love, to thee,When the evening beams are set?Shall I not excluded be?Will you find no feigned let?Let me not, for pity, moreTell the long hours at your door. Who can tell what thief or foeIn the covert of the nightFor his prey will work my woe,Or through wicked foul depite?So may I die unredressed,Ere my long love be possessed. But to let such dangers pass,Which a lover’s thoughts disdain,‘Tis enough in such a placeTo attend love’s joys in vain.Do not mock me in thy bed,While these cold nights freeze me dead. Thomas Campion 1567-1620
I Love
i love your smile. i love your devilish laugh. i love the way you love me. i love the way you say "yonkers". i love how you make my body feel with the tips of your fingers against my skin. i love how you look at me when you tell me you love. i love all the support you give me. i love how you can make me smile when im about to cry. i love how you never stifle me when i have something to say even tho it makes no sense. baby i love you now always and forever you are my everything and i promise never to let you down.   ishka to the bibblets (h)
Random Thoughts
The only thing I ever wanted to be in life was a mother. I was given that chance 9 years ago. Then I was given two  more chances at that. I tried my best with what I was given. Which wasn't much. I gave love, uncondtionally.  Looking at those little faces and seeing reflections of loved ones pasted, and reflections of my self, gave me such joy. To hold them, watch them grow, everyday they became my world. I wanted to give them the world. A happy home, and memories that they could look back on and laugh about later in life. Those three boys hold my heart, and everything that I am. I couldn't be more proud of them. But I have failed them. I am not  the mom who can wipe tears away, I am the mom that causes those tears because I am not there to hold them. I am not the mom who kisses the boo boos away, or brushes them off when they fall. I am not the mom who is  able to cook them dinner, kiss them good night or sing that song with them. Everything that I wanted to be, I failed at.
Well, I Was But I Wasn't...
Originally I was going to write some nasty blog about the usual set of sleaze that patrols this site, like a nasty person in yet another NSFW Auction with her tampon string hanging out, but I thought it better not to say what I was going to. I probably would have gotten in trouble again. Anyways, hope you all have a good week!
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor.Reaching for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore.And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.For me it happens all the time.It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without.I just need you now.Another shot of whiskey, can't stop looking at the door.Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before.And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.For me it happens all the time.It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without.I just need you now.Yes I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all.It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now.And I said I wouldn't call, but I'm a little drunk and I need you now.And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.I just need you now.Oh baby, I need
Without You - Leona Lewis
There's nothing I can say to you.Nothing I could ever do.To make you see, what you mean to me.All the pain, the tears I cried.Still you never said good-bye.Now I know, how far you'd go.I know I let you down.But it's not like that now.This time I will never let you go.I will be all that you want.And getting myself together.Cause you keep me from falling apart.All my life, I'll be with you forever.To get you through the day.And making me feel okay.I thought that I had everything.I didn't know what life could bring.But now I see, honestly.You're the one thing I got by.The only one I let inside.Now I can't breathe.Cause you're here with me.And if I let you down.I'll turn it all around.Cause I'd never let you go.I will be all that you want.And getting myself together.Cause you keep me from falling apart.And all my life, I'll be with you forever.To get you through the day.And making me feel okay.Cause without you, I can't breathe.I'm not gonna ever, ever let you leave.You're all I got, you'r
Ser Let's Dance!!!!!!!!
Yup. I Went Red. Really Red Lol
3,000+ Portfolio Views
Today I looked and was stoked to see that I have received over 3,000 page views on my DeviantArt portfolio.  I know it may seem small potatoes to some of those nationally known photog celebs out there but I feel pretty good about it.  While my images have gotten over 8,000 views and I've received over 400 favorites, it's really the page views that excited me because that means I've interested someone in my work enough to slide on over and check me out.  To me it means.... well... bottom line is I feel like I'm moving in the right direction... and that's an AWESOME discovery. Do I do what I do for the praise?  Maybe somewhat.  Everyone wants to be accepted in one form or another.  The driving force for me is the passion involved.  I love taking intimate, meaningful pictures but most of all... I like people to feel as beautiful as they look.  It's the biggest rush for me when we reach the part of the shoot where the transition of awkward positioning makes way for internal recognition of
How To Block The Blocker
How to block the blocker Step 1: Hover the persons name or pic N/A [public profile] will appear instead of tooltips. Step 2: Click [public profile] an error page will come up that says you don't have permission to view. Step 3: Click the little block button up in the top left corner below the live feed.   Step 4: Confirm that you want to block them.   Congratulations you have blocked the person who has blocked you.
The Most Serious Mother Fucking Toothpaste On The Planet
I have been using this Crest 3D White toothpaste, and I have to say it works very well.  My teeth are pretty damn white, especially since I am a smoker and all.  Yesterday, I took a look at the back of it, and saw the warning label: Warnings  Keep out of reach of children under 6 years of age.  If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a poison control center right away. Yeap, that's why Crest 3D White is The Most Serious Mother Fucking Toothpaste On The Planet!
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm, please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circums
"panty Dropper"
Why does it make me wrong everytime you think you're right Can you hear yourself? You're words are no surprise   I asked how could you do this and the answers really simple you're just so selfish and that'll never change either   Now I won't sit here and be used or take anymore abuse this blood is on your hands don't be surprised to find out where I stand   You always seem to find a way to hang something over my head or kick me when I'm down We all saw this coming I begged it wasnt true but all our friends weren't lying I deserve better than you   better than you   Don't even begin to tell me that I never tried when you're the one who gave me nothing except a bunch of fucking lies   so save your breath save your lies I won't fall for it this time   all the times you said you loved me had to be a joke you'd rather be bitter and resent me then to ever tell the truth   you always seem to find a way to hang something over my head or kick me when I'
Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 49
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)   In Episode 49 of Janey Godley’s podcast the mother and daughter discuss Philosophy in comedy, pavement cyclists and Ashley’s rant about theme dressers (again). Janey talks about the East Enders gay scandal and Ashley picks the subject up and debates gay imagery on television.     Janey meanwhile gets the whole debate about Blacksploitation totally upside down and they both tell ghost stories about their past. There are heaps of questions to be answered from twitter and facebook and they tackle questions in their own inimitable way. There are some early picks of the Edinburgh fringe from Janey and Ashley does a Murder Story.     Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and d
The Stuff In My Head
So not that any one pays attention, I haven't writen in a blog in over a year. I use to write whatever came to mind and my best friend and at the time boyfriend (dick head we shall call him) would comment because well that is a part of their job titles. Well now that I am lacking in the best friend department (lets say time has not treated us so kind) and I am married (lets not go there) I have no one to write to. So I am free and clear and can say whatever I want, right? Glad you agree (if not, well you dont matter) So recently I have been talking to some people (all names have been changed for the sake of my sanity) and things are getting more intense then originally expected. Yes I am married, yes I am happily married, no I am not satisified, does that make me a bad person? (if you answered yes well I dont disagree) Any way, so first there is, lets call him Happy, he makes me well very happy but I dont know how long that will last. Being that I am married makes me chalk full of dram
Rideing My Bike At Night Feels Like Magic :) :)
i have a 50's style bicycle my dad gave me the bicycle  for my 15th birthday and . 6 years ago i got this feeling i should ride my bike and i got it from my mom who kept it for me and i fix it up and the next night around midnight . i got my ipod.i rode my bike i named it billy lol . i just felt so free rideing my bike all of my stresses melted away . when i'm rideing my bike at night i forgett about the assholes who give me stress or my job i just  ride around  . i notice things the building are more beautiful and no one is around .the streets are empty its just me and billy . when i'm in my car things are small and all the same . rideing my bike everything is so big lol . i hope one day to ride my bike in new york at night it would be a real treat . in my town some people think they know who i am without knowing a fucking thing about me . i'm just a girl that rides my bike at night with a big smile on her face happy that no one is around but me and billy :) :) . my friend get's so ma
The “war On Drugs” Is A $2.5 Trillion Racket: How Big Banks, Private Military Companies And The Prison Industry Cash In (repost)
Editor’s Note: After detailing the “War on Terror” racket, many readers emailed asking us to cover the profiteering that is occurring within the “War on Drugs.” As we work hard to dig up dirt on all the major problems confronting us, we have compiled a database of thousands of the most hard-hitting and informative news reports. So ask and you shall receive. Here you go. By David DeGraw, AmpedStatus Report Anyone who researches the “War on Drugs” already knows that it has been a very costly disaster. As the Global Commission on Drug Policy recently reported: “The global war on drugs has failed, with devastating consequences for individuals and societies around the world…. Vast expenditures on criminalization and repressive measures directed at producers, traffickers and consumers of illegal drugs have clearly failed to effectively curtail supply or consumption…. Government expenditures on futile supply re
They tell me not to show my feelings so much, they tell me to be tough. Not to let them see my real hurt. Why I ask am I not a woman? Am I not a human being? So I not deserve to be loved as her? I know one day that person will come, that's going to love me for me. And won't be ashamed to show it! He won't lie to me and say he was feeling me. So until that day comes, I'll hope and pray you don't get burned the way I did. Cause you should know how it feels. 
Battle Of Love ....
She saw him across a bar as he plays pool, He walks up to her, ask her as he touched her lag is that a tan.... She says yes to him ... that is when they fall in Love. He comes to the Bar every night to see her dance and looks at her with love , She dance at night for a living and she is a good girl ... not knowing what the love is going to bring her She dance for a living to feed her kids... And this man comes in her life fast and hard... She taks him in , He takes her to dinner and they talk the night away ... love was in the air. He takes her home , They make love all night long ... they stay together for ever and he goes to work with her night after night ... love last for ever... then one day it end ... Battle of Love...
Me Lately
As some of you know and most don't I am having major issues in the RL. As of Halloween I will be homeless and have no clue what i am going to do. I thought I had a plan but it didnt work out so I am back to square one screwed. I will try to keep up with everyone as best i can love you all
aplomb \uh-PLOM\noun;    1.  Assurance of manner or of action; self-possession; confidence; coolness.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.  -  Clint Eastwood
Things Lost Or Miss Placed And Forgotten
ok so somewhere i have lost myself or forgotten who i am or once was....i am currently havng trouble figuring out where i went or am hiding...i had a friend tell me that they think i am depressed and it should be expected and that i have shut down emotionally...i dont know if this is true but i do know i really have nothing to care about or any desire to find anything because it seems i dont get the same in return.....i feel alone here with only people i work with for friends...dont ge me wrong i do appreciate them because they do care but its just "me".....and that is how i feel a small little me in a great big world i dont fit in.....i feel like the world is passing me by and i am powerless to stop it......all i want to do is drown myself in liquor and just say fuck it all.....before i go any further i should say i do appreciate those of you here that i interact with on a regular basis it has helped me tons at times when i felt like this....right now i just need a shoulder to cry on
Fu-daddy Wrote This For Me
Together 4 everXxx lovedDown right drop gorgeous Understanding Too cuteCoolHas GoDaddy by her sideEnchanting SexySuper cute  
I Guess Its A Compliment?
9:59am reply single: dont know me and i dont know you... but how would you like to be in a porn mag? 10:00am more To single: you assume becouse im transgendered i would do porn? 10:00am reply single: yes mam.. 10:00am more To single: wow, 10:01am reply single: ok well im just trying to make money...sorry i bothered.. 10:02am more To single: why would you think i do porn? 10:04am reply single: i ment to ask if you would like to be in a sex would bring lots of attintion 10:06am more To single: no thanks. 10:06am reply single: ok
One Of Those Days
Have u ever had one those days that u go out and u do everythang rite then when u get to the house evrythang goes wrong..... well today i had one of those days.
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i guess i shud b thankful dat i am alive, but for what all of my lyfe the people i trust n love stab meeh in the heart. not haterz, sidewayz biotchz, or random men! my family, loved ones. my kids father. so i began 2 ask my self what is my purpose here? n even up til now i can not figure it out. i have tried to take the easy way out twice, n FAILED!.... so i guess my purpose is to find that purpose n do it movn leavn behind all negitivity...n trust NO1!!!
My Dreams
It was a beautiful day sun was out, not too hot nor too cold and i was just enjoying the day with my friend Jenn. The kids were in the house which was by the lake. All of a sudden my phone tells me i got a text and its from my ex wondering if ii could postpone our court date because he cant make it. I told him I would try, not really meaning a word of it and fuming inside that he would even ask me that. I told Jenn that i needed a pack of cigarettes so i left to go get them on my way back home i get a phone call from my exes grandparents telling me that they love me and to be careful after hanging up im wondering what that phone call was all aboutwhen i hear a loud buzzing inside my ear. I look up and notice that the wind had picked up and the skys were a dark menacing color and thats when i see the tornado i run from it barely dodging it and everything else getting picked up with it. I run towards my house only i got lost and cant find my way back. The only thing on my mind is to get
I want to know who hasn't watched Boondock Saints. It's an amazing movie. I plan on converting everyone to it.   Watch the trailer =]  
Omg//////but That's Just Plain Damn Funny.
He always carried the pails, cause she always worried about her nails. Up and down that hill, often against his will, fresh water to cure what ails.    “Please join me, if you will.” one day Jack said to Jill. And, with barely a smirk, said “It’s damn hot work, trekking water up and down that hill.”   About the comfort we seek, no one ever will speak And I’ll close my eyes as you bare your thighs I promise you, I won’t even peek.  
A Friend's Photo
Chase Burt Hmm not really we are all thinking the same thing Thursday at 8:28pm · Like Dustin Nouansiri I'd shoot him. Also, we need you back at drill, we are doing gunnery test next month and the 50 cal is part of it. Thursday at 8:29pm · Like Scott Mitchell when is the next drill? Thursday at 8:44pm · Like
*menace* Five Finger Death Punch
OH YEAH, FUCK IT! YEAH!I've got a killer's bloodRunning deep inside my veins (Down in my veins)Don't expect you to understandI was born without a name (Your name)I see right through youYour opinions are a fucking joke (*laughs*)I'll crucify you on a silver spoonI hope you choke!I'm tired of trying to please the worldThat spins around me.This time I'm doing it for meAnd me alone.I don't need anyoneDon't think I ever did.Not trying to be selfishJust doing what I know...I'm a MENACE! (RIGHT?!)I'll break the fuck awaySwear to god that I don't care (I swear to Christ)I'll die a lonely death'Cause I know that life ain't fair (Ain't fair at all)I can't pretend that I am someone that I
Paster Neal For Hire
falling in love? looking to fumarry ? well youve come to the right place look no further, respectable services perfomed for you hit me up if your looking to futie the knot would love to perform your fu wedding for you
Gotta Love Prince.....
Music lovers: I am sure you can appreciate the talent and the gift the artist Prince offers his listeners and fans!  Since I am an OLD lady, lol, I am sure many of you on fubar only know of the commercial stuff like: 1999, Little Red Corvette, Purple Rain, When Doves Cry and more.... I bring the discussion of music up, because as I indulge in the fubar experience; I see all the different varieties of people and it makes me proud to see everyone having fun-IN HARMONY!!! I feel that despite the many efforts of the great civil rights fighters in the past; musicians like Prince, to me have been some of the great pioneers in getting us to 'ALL GET ALONG" and enjoy each other in the name of fun.... NO MATTER WHAT COLOR, SIZE AND RELIGIOUS BACKGROUND!!!  May the timeless classics that play on the radio and dance floors across America by Prince...act as reminders to us that where there is good music... there are good times and great people!!!
What Am I Doing
Really..what the hell am I doing... I really like some ppl I met on here... I am just lost.. I am sooo alone I will try and get attention any way I can.. and I am on a computer... how sad is that... my god.. just listen to me.. but I will say this  .. the feelings I have are real.. and I do want to neet ... but then what.. we live sooo far apart... kids are involved.. speaking of kids I cant get mine to call or write or even get a boo out of him .. I am willing to take alot of responsiblity for this but he has to take some as well.. I miss him sooo much and I am shur I dont even know him any more.. I see the pictuers and he is very broad in the shoulders .. as tall as me by now LOL.. good looking kid.. and I am missing all of it and I cant do anything about it.. cant even feed myself right now...   and here I sit watching TV I dont care about talking to ppl I may never even meet, and I am wasting away hoping someone on here talks to me .. so I can feel better about myself??? mabe I d
Original Poetry Written By Mr
Sitting here by my windowRain coming down, cloudy and darkIt is so hard to find a silver liningHowever there truly is lots of themThey are right there in front of usFirst of all we should cherish that we are aliveSecond we should cherish the love ones in our lifeThird we should cherish the love and support of our friendsFourth we should cherish the beauty around usFifth we should cherish the basic needs provided usSixth we should cherish the freedoms we have in our livesSeventh we should cherish the support we can provide othersEighth we should cherish those who fight and protect usNinth we should cherish those who provide for our health needsFinally we should cherish those who provide our laughterAnd entertainment needsAll and All our silver liners are many and abundant.Special thanks to above for being the loving father to us allWritten on October 7th 2012By Robert E. DurbinAKA Heart of an Angel
Stick It...
Stick it in And pull it out Shove it in And make me shout Tease me, tease me Is all u do When I just want to Make love to you Get me excited Then let me down This is a game That you have found Touch me here Touch me there Your hands seem To go everywhere Up my top Then down my pants It seems to me That you have ants Now your fingers Are wet and sticky So all that's left Is a quickie Much too fast To have any fun I can't wait Until this is done! 3/87
Donna, this is for you! You are amazing! You know I love you! I think you should know that I have great respect for you and I am amazed by how you can be a rock for other people when you have been so much yourself. I have a golden treasure in you, my friend and I have been blessed more than once to have you in my life. I know I can call upon you and cry on your shoulder when needed. You have always been there for me and better yet, you understand me! I know we both havn't been ourselves lately and we both been hurt horribly, but you know what? We will always have each other and I'm at a point where I just don't give a damn anymore. I've decided that this will have to be my disposition to save what's left of my soul, so I still have something left to give, should I ever get that lucky in my life to find someone who will hold me as dear as I would him and understand that I'm true and for real... someone that can handle the love I have to give. Thank you for being there for me. You

There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!" The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?" One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!" What is the difference between an Aggie and a carp? One is a bottom feeding scum sucker and the other is a fish. Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus. He burned his lip on the tailpipe. How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but he gets 3 hours credit. What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies? Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl. Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase? On the A&M campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.
Abouted My Soon Tobe Son And I
will i am six mouth prago and i am doing good so fare and i can't weat to have my son we are doing great and fare as work its going good to but i am always tired you know how that is lol will justed whated to drop in and let everyone know i am doing fine and work is going great so i g2g for now chat with you people later lol jenn
Vagina (feminist)
In a male-dominated world, Vagina has a myriad of connotations from the very vulgar to the truly enlightening. I capitolize the word Vagina for a specific reason as to me the Vagina is the source of all that is, the female energy, the Yoni. I find, however, that the word Vagina is taboo. The other day, while visiting my favorite bookstore, I bought the book, The Vagina Monologues, wonderful and enlighting source of information I might add, the woman behind the counter, a woman in her late 60's, gently turned the book over so that others behind me may not be forced to see the word that is taboo. While checking me out she commented that her son saw the play, The Vagina Monologues on campus and that after seeing the play, he felt dirty for days. How utterly and totally repulsive the thought of a man thinking that the very organ that briught him forth life made him feel dirty. Dirty? Dirty? Why on earth does society teach us that the Vagina is dirty? How dare anyone tell me that
What Drug Am I
Your Personality Is Like Marijuana You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
In The Prince Contest
vote for me so i can rock out the palace
Happy Thanksgiving
Hey Ya'll- Just one last chance to jump on the net while I'm at work and I thought I would say.... HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday with your friends and fam. I'll be getting sloshed and watching football. After all, what other way is there to spend a holiday?! ;)
Drop Me A Message
sorry I have not been on much.. If you leave me a message and I will get back to you.. I am only able to get on at work now.. so if you want just leave a message. thanks Emma.
I am heading out for a week to be with my fience today 12-08-06... I hope you all have a wonderful week. And I will be back soon. And yes back to deliver all the various metals I can to you. Will miss my friends an fans I DJ for. An Miss my DJ family too. See you all soon. Kinky
What Is A Life Coach And What Do You Do?
A question I'm often asked. Coaching is a sense of moving ideas and reaching passionate dreams one never thought could be reached. Coaching helps put those dreams and aspirations into a working reality. Coaching is not like counseling in that counseling labels pathology, provides treatment and focuses on healing. Coaching focuses on strengths and aspirations and provides a silent partner who sticks with you until you accomplish what you want. There is no diagnosis of pathology, no treatment, no illness to heal, and no insurance involvement. Someone has said that therapy is for those who are sick and want to get better, while coaching is for those who are well and want to get better. And that is the difference that makes the difference! Coaches provide techniques, enthusiasm, direction and the fundamental tools to help a client start with today and move toward his or her future. We strive to use similar and other tools to help clients play the game of life and all that is in it
Hillybilly Mirror
HILLBILLY MIRROR After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy." He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife Lizzy didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
An Announcement
Ha...just messing...can you tell how bored I am?..LMAO Create Your Own!
Little Setbacks
The past few months it seems I have experienced little setbacks repeatedly. I know nothing beats the me moving 4x in ONE month....but this little setback was..I know some of you know that I had a minor car accident about 10 days ago or so. I think it finally caught up with me. Where I work there are Nurses, Doctors and Physical Therapists. The head of PT examined my muscle and thinks it has to do with soft tissue damage from the accident. I somehow pulled a muscle within the last 2 days. The muscle is located around my shoulderblade from my shoulder to the front of my body. Let me tell you...that puppy hurts. It even hurt to breath deeply. If I am in and out for the next day or is because I am a bit indisposed. Thanks again for being great friends and supporting me :)
Update On My Thyroid
I went to the endocronologist today and found out i have a hyperactive thyroid and for those who don't know what that means is it produces to much hormone and i have huge nodules surrounding it which i still haven't had a biopsy on yet. Right now they gave me medication to shrink it and will eventually do surgery to remove it.
Drama Drama Drama Lol
lol today i got accused of using a friend of mine for her thats kinda funny to me..i give out blasts, happy hours, gifts and vip mememberships..and to the one that accused me i have even bought him a blast which he quickly used... so really um what would i get out of using someone for their status on here?? omg this is funny..but beware in case i use u for ur status lmao omggggggg k now i have the giggles lmao
Pretty Lady Score Updates
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 5500 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5457 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 549 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDe
Salute Pix? O'rly??
if you want a saluute from deh fubar owl yarly you make meh one and den meh make you one fo sho! have deh g00d weeek yarly ^(O_o)^
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Don''t Cry For Me
When you loose a love one we cry. Haven''t you asked yourself why. When you are down and out. Sometimes it makes you want to shout. When things get a little hard. Why not turn them over the Lord. Things will sometimes go wrong. All you have to do is stay strong. Your time will come, just wait and see. I ask, please, don''t cry for me. done by Christine
Dropping A Line
I see I'm gonna have to clean up my friends list again, very few drop me a line to Hi!. I'm not here for the rates or the level just to chat and make friends.
Why I Appreciate Yall
Recent Photos Added Here
I have added a batch of new long exposure photos in the abstract photography album. I hope you will go check them out, and leave a comment or two. I have also recently added some more photomanipulations, abstracts, and other photos, so if you haven't looked in a while, go see what's new. I have started displaying other abstracts, and will be adding other stuff in my stash pics. I decided to put some there due to having a limited number of photos I can post in my albums, until I level up a few more times. I will only be posting my images into my pics stash. All the pics are displayed in my online gallery, and are not for ripping.
Attention Everyone!!!...plz Help Me With This...
Ok folks....he got shipped back to Iraq and all of us here at home are keeping him in our prayers and hearts...we cried lots when he left and will miss him more than he will ever is his address while he is in Iraq...let's send him lots of mail to let him know he is loved and missed by many...keep him in your prayers that he stays safe and comes home soon.... CPL TILLEY, BENJAMIN R 1 MEF CE FWD G-4 MDDOC/MCC-1 UNIT 42540 FPO AP 96426-2540 FALLUJAH, IRAQ SEND ME MAIL THANKS!!!
18 Years Strong
meet dholtstingray he is a great guy to have as a friend we have been married for 18 years on the 18th so go show him some love rate fan and add if u want thanks beeholt DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.@ fubar
Change Of Pace
A little birdie made me realize last night that I don't really take the time to rate ppl's pics much anymore. It's something I did all day during my early days on cherry tap. So... I think I'm gonna pick a few people a day and rate up all their stuff :P I can't keep track anymore of who likes rates and who doesn't give a rat's ass, so if you want me to stop by, let me know :) And please don't be offended if I give 10's because I'm gonna be using them up quickly now. It doesn't mean I don't luv ya ;)
I'm Back!!
I am back... since i have been gone for almost a month... i didn't have to watch the girls 4 weeks and now i'm back watching them again...that means more money again.. well i just found out today that my sister is having a girl.. YaY Blake bought me a nintendo ds and i'm always playing it.. my dad had to have something done on his heart and now he is doing good.. i think thats about it...
Breaking Benjamin Lyrics
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "Breath" I see nothing in your eyes, and the more I see the less I like. Is it over yet, in my head? I know nothing of your kind, and I won't reveal your evil mind. Is it over yet? I can't win. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'm going all the way, get away, please. [Chorus:] You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be. You got to fight just to make it through, 'cause I will be the death of you. This will be all over soon. Pour salt into the open wound. Is it over yet? Let me in. So sacrifice yourself, and let me have what's left. I know that I can find the fire in your eyes. I'm going all the way, get away, please. [Chorus:] You take the breath right out of me. You left a hole where my heart should be. You got to fight just to make it through, 'cause I will be the death of you. [Bridge] I'm waiting, I'm praying,
Firefox, Multi-uploader: "your Browser Is Not Supported"
Why am I not able to use the multi-uploader anymore in Firefox? Because of certain compatibility issues with the old Aurigma software package that provided Fubar with the multi-image uploader, Fubar made a decision to switch versions of the product from a Java applet to an ActiveX control. Huh? I said... ... No, I got that. What does that mean in English? It means if you're running Firefox, the multi-uploader won't work for you anymore. Use the single-uploader instead, or use Internet Explorer. OK... Pretend I only know half the story. How does an upgrade break the program for one browser and fix it for another? Well, it's like this... Java's selling point is that the technology is designed to work on every platform that has a "Java Virtual Machine" on it (and that's most operating systems, now). The old version of the multi-uploader was a Java applet, which IE, Firefox, and basically every other modern browser supports. ActiveX is a proprietary Microsoft tec
Wanna Be A Fubomber, Here's How...
Here is the link to the family page, read the profile, it explains what we do and the family guidelines...let me know in the friend request you have read the page and wish to join click here FU-Bombers@ fubar
The Submissive Nature
The Submissive Nature I feel that courtesy is a strong indication of a good submissive as well as a good dominant. As a submissive, he or she asks his or her dominant for an immense amount of time, attention, and thought. I submit the dominating someone requires a great deal of work and effort. I feel that while the submissive obviously has needs, he or she should devote himself or herself to pleasing his or her dominant as best they can. I feel that the submissive being honest and sincere about what types of play interests him or her. If the submissive is a masochist, with little or no interest in performing personal service for a dominant, he or she may tend to annoy or frustrate a dominant who has high expectations on being served. Also, there are those subs who are only interested in performing or providing a sexual services. While others tend to provide such services on a limited basis, such as domestic or office help, and then there totally devoted submissives who serv
3g Needs You! Help Me Win This Contest!
PLEASE HELP ME WIN! I've never been in a contest before, so this is new to me. I thought I may as well give it a try and hopefullyyyyyyyy I win it! The contest starts on Saturday 5/31! That's tomorrow for the day impaired. You know I love yee anyhow :D The picture I need you to comment on needs a total of 40,000 commentaries to win a 3 month VIP and a 1 day blast. You know I'd do it for you!!!!!!! Hell, I've done it for those of you who have asked me to. Come on and show GoofyGeekyGoddess a little love. ;) I promise to give you some elevens and platinum cherries if I win!!!!! Some of you will get fubling too. ;) Send me a message letting me know you helped me out and love will be given! Mmkay? Here yee, here yee, loves, click the texted link below to the contest you go. It's being run by DJ Edge. Meg aka '|3G|GoofyGeekyGoddess* :Teh Hawtness: Heart Breakah, Soul Takeh -PhattahThanCakeBattah-' Nelly FurtadoManeaterMusic Video Codes By Music
I Am In A Give Away
I am in a give away and I have helped a lot of people with their contests and give aways. I am now asking for help in mine. I need 70500 comments. This is the pic And this is the lovely lady hosting it. Make sure you f/r/a her. Thanks Sassy Bulletin Brought to You by ~Dream~ }i{ Chromdome's Favorite StalkerMade just for Chaotic. =-) (repost of original by '~Dream~ }i{ ChromeDome16's Favorite Stalker }i{' on '2008-06-16 07:35:35') (repost of original by '♥ Çhåøtï¢ ¶®îñçë$$ ♥ ~*Founder Of Shadow Bombers*~ ♥ Owned By Bratt ♥' on '2008-06-16 12:04:57') (repost of original by '♥~BRATT~♥' on '2008-06-16 13:40:07')
Ok I have no clue what im doing right now basically i need to vent a lil......My husband has been working late every night and never has time for our daughter or us but yet when anyone at work calls he is right there for them...I have tried talking to him but nothing seems to matter to him what we feel or say at this point....I understand work is work but yet when you have a family you need to make time for them as well....Our daughter has not had a full hour with her dad with out being interupted by his phone in over 3 months I am completely heartbroken and on my last nerve and i have not a clue what to do right now if anyone has any ideas plz do tell..........
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Where Yo Heart At?
Sept 9 Vip And Bulings
Hi I am in a giveaway for a 6 month vip and 70 fublings. I would appreciate any help I can get. Just click on the picture link and give me as many comments you can. Thank you Linda
Come jump on the Snoopy train! Start by rating my Snoopy Folder..Click on the picture below... Second -You must rate/fan/add everyone that is on train. If you are already friends with that person,check to see if you can re-rate them and leave them a comment letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If you are making a new friend,DO NOT send a blank friends request!Leave them a message letting them know you are joining the Snoopy Train. If your already on the train and recieve a friend request DO NOT just accept it - you must rate/fan and comment back! Always respond back to the other riders. I will make you this Thank You tag when you are done! NO DRAMA AND NO CHEATING!YOU WILL BE REMOVED! Start with your hostess.. ~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~G-Spot Leveler~@ fubar ~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious Desire's@ fubar ◊ SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ PROMOTER AND HEAD GREETER FOR CLUB MIXTURE ◊
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Orange Bbq Pork Ribs
1. 1 cup KRAFT Original Barbecue Sauce or BULL'S-EYE Spicy Hot Barbecue Sauce 2. 3 tablespoons KOOL-AID Orange Flavor Sugar-Sweetened Soft Drink Mix 3. 4 pounds pork spareribs 2. Cooking Directions 1. Preheat grill to medium-low heat. Mix barbecue sauce and drink mix until well blended. Place half of the ribs each in single layer in center of sheet of heavy-duty aluminum foil. Spoon sauce mixture over ribs. 2. Bring up foil sides. Double fold top and ends to seal packet, leaving room for heat circulation inside. 3. Place packets on grate of grill; cover with lid. Grill 1 hour and 30 min. or until ribs are very tender. Remove from foil. Skim fat from sauce and serve with ribs. Yield: 9 servings
Okay this is how I do things on here. If I find a picture of someone that I find interesting I click on it and look at there profile,then I will rate them and if I'm lucky I find new friends. I've done this since I've come here and now I was just told I'm scaring people cause I looked at them from a friends profile and went to there page to read about them and leave a comment or rate them. (I was told I was scaring them from my friend not from them) Is it true I don't know. Am I being lied to AGAIN, I don't know. How else does one find new people? I look on the marquee and I look on my friends profiles also. Am I doing something wrong or what? Lost and confused.....
A Truly Special Birthday!
Amber is having a Fu-Birthday party this weekend! Please fill her page with birthday rates, fans, comments, blings, and gift blasts if you feel so inspired... She is a very cool person, so get to know her. Enchant22, the Birthday Girl! Êñ¢håñ†²² ~Ǻ-Øwñè® @ Vålèñ'$ §åñ¢†µå®ý~ Please don't forget to rate, fan, add, bling the infamous Birthday Pimper! ~/~ Princess Leia~/~Club F.A.R.~Please leave me love!~
Tudor Mansion Head Mistress
THERE’S BEEN A FU-MURDER!! Put on your detective hat and solve the crime! If you do, a 25 credit bling pack is yours. This is the FIRST train/game/contest of its kind! Wanna play Fu-Clue? This is not a race! Game ends Dec. 21 or when a player successfully posts a VALID and correct accusation. Please no drama and remember to have FUN!! It is a train, so as you go through the list of suspects and card holders you must F/R/A or comment them if you already have them as friends. Players will not be added to the train. All suspects and card holders will F/R/A or comment you back. It is a game! You will first visit my Fu-Clue folder to get VALUEABLE information. “How to” play the game is explained in there. Rate the pics, leave a comment on the last one. Move onto the Suspects in the train. They each have a blog dedicated to the game. These blogs also hold their Suspect Cards (SAVE these cards). The information they have will help you in yo
Joey's Diamond Auction
Well hello :D I Figuerd since the first auction i made Was good so why not make another auction? Well i will be giving a Diamond Bling To Whoever Signs up!, and also will Run A Happy Hour To Invite The Whole Fubar Peeps To Come And Bid On You! and i will give a free auto 11 to who ever gets the hightest bid! For you and for the person who placed the highest bid! isnt that just great, ah am a giver and it makes me feel good :P hehe, and the rules are simple! and they are: 1) Once Your In, U Cannot Back Out!! 2) The Person who placed the bid, has to pay first, in order to get what they placed thier bids for. 3) IF Your a Woman Then Love Me!!! lool So If u want in! just sent me a private message with the pic u want, and What u are offering!! auction starts tomorow!!!
Universal Timing
Life’s Natural Rhythm Nature’s natural rhythms orchestrate when day turns to night, when flowers must bloom, and provides the cue for when it is time for red and brown leaves to fall from trees. As human beings, our own inner rhythm is attuned to this universal sense of timing. Guided by the rising and setting of the sun, changes in temperature, and our own internal rhythm, we know when it is time to sleep, eat, or be active. While our minds and spirits are free to focus on other pursuits, our breath and our heartbeat are always there to remind us of life’s pulsing rhythm that moves within and around us. Moving to this rhythm, we know when it is time to stop working and when to rest. Pushing our bodies to work beyond their natural rhythm diminishes our ability to renew and recharge. A feeling much like jet lag lets us know when we’ve overridden our own natural rhythm. When we feel the frantic calls of all we want to accomplish impelling us to move faster than is natural for us, w
HI MIZZ SHADY HERE?It's happyhour and I have active autos on and I got fast rate pic too. So hurry on over they wont be on for much longer... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST CLICK ON THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO MY PROFILE.. HIT ME HARD EVERYONE
Salute You?
there's this guy always coming onto yahoo begging me for a 'private' salute. he seemed nice enough when i gave him my yahoo id. now, he's just annoying. he'll trade, he says. somehow i dont think it will be a fair trade at all. he really gets on my nerves. i decline everytime. he never gets the hint. today, he asked what i am interviewing for. i said a pillowfluffer. he says, i'll take the job but i'm a handful. (was i offering said job? no.) handful, how? i ask i am an active person and i need lots of blowjobs, he says. ( i sense an opening here...) um, you don't need lots of blowjobs. you want them. and if i hire you it's my game. i'm the boss. you're not going to get a real guy if that's what you want. i just like to get head and fuck you til you can't move. so, that means you won't lick your own cum off my feet? cuz that's part of the job requirement. woot! he has left the building. hopefully never to return.
My Husband And His Recovery
After exercising his mouth daily and trying to catch up with all the missed work at his job he is about 90% of what he was prior to his stroke. Driving is not a difficulty to him as it was a few weeks ago. Typing is not as a difficult as it was a few weeks ago. And walking around is getting better after his balance was effected. He says that is tongue feels swollen all the time and his biggest complaint is that he bites his tongue and lip far more that ever has. His other complaint is that his right arm and hand feels colder than usual. Today he gets a blood test, has a neurology appointment and has to run off to speech therapy session too. On Thursday he also he sees his primary physician to get a check up for overall health and results for his blood test he had today. This is going to be a very busy week.
Ty Coughlin
Ty CoughlinLearn about making REAL MONEY right nowThe reverse funnel system is a marketing system that was launched 2nd quarter of last year, and has created a great deal since it was introduced to the public.The reverse funnel system has created a total automation for your home business, able to create you, $1000 per sales without having to call people, qualify them, close them, or do anything other then send traffic to your Reverse Funnel System.In this lens I will be step by step show you what exactly the Reverse Funnel System is, and on black and white show you whether it is a scam or this is real deal and avoidance to back the claims up.Reverse Funnel System is a home business. Like any other legit business that you get your self involve with you have to invest time, energy and of course money.Now what makes Reverse Funnel System so different then other online business is your job ends at advertisement. They do the rest.
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Come Get Meee!!
Bad Weather.
Sorry I've been away for so long. We had a severe ice storm here and I was without power for about a week and internet for almost three. I now have both back! Yea!!! Just a quick update.
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Valentine Tags
Hey Fu Friends Have you picked your Valentine Tags up yet ? If not they are ready and you can find them in SinfulBrat's Folders named "Valentine Friendship Tags from Sunnydays Please if you haven't picked your up yet, Please Do So Now! I hope you all had a Nice Valentine's Day. This was mine way of saying I Love You all and thanks for being my friends. God Bless Hugs Sunnydays
Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Johnny 2. John 3. Stud Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Radio DJ 2. Language instructor 3. Money Teller Three Places I have lived 1. West Palm Beach, FL 2. Feldkirch, Austria 3.Attica, NY Three TV Shows that I watch 1. Lost 2. Cold case 3. The First 48 Three places I have been 1. Holland 2. Switzerland 3. Germany Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Kerry 2. Kristen 3. Angela Three of my favorite foods 1. Steak 2. Pasta of any kind 3. Tacos Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Masturbate. 3. Sex with a wiling and conscious partner Three friends I think will respond 1. Harry 2. Long 3. Johnson Things I am looking forward
Busted .... Pfft!
The corporate Net Nanny software tagged Fubar as a social networking site today and access was summarily blocked. Yeah, I know, this is really a point whoring site, not a social networking site, but I'm not going to debate this one with the front office. So ... no more daily comments, at least not for a few days until I can decide how to work this into my at-home fubar routine.
True Friendship
True Friendship What is a true friend? A true friend is defined as follows: A True Friend is there with you when times are bad. A True Friend is there when life is good. A True Friend will stand beside you and fight together till the end. A True Friend is someone who would never leave you when someone calls you names. A True Friend will laugh at your jokes and cry with you when your sad. What does it all mean? A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT TO THE END OF TIME!!! Poem by J. Russell
Charlotte Gainsbourg: Song That We Sing
The Songs That We Sing - Charlotte Gainsbourg
My friend Sara's birthday is coming up. We said for the longest time that we wanted to go to six flags in valencia, ca but never actually made plans. So I told her (last week) that we would end up going today, spend the night at a hotel, and the following day (saturday) enjoy six flags. then we'd come home that same night. She agreed. The problem is that we (roomate and i) don't see her everyday. she lives back at our hometown. So planning the actual trip was difficult. Sara had class when we didn't her phone was lost etc... Then there was also midterms. Roommate and I had three midterms and three papers do that following week of said vacation. We really needed to devote that time to studying and finishing our paper. So i told Sara. She was really upset, almost mad. But i asked her if she wanted to come over (amtrak) and spend her spring break with us. She said she already made plans. Then i asked her well maybe just come over for the weekend and we can go to san francisco, the beac
Child Abuse Prevention Month Train
  font face="comic sans"size="6">April Is Child Abuse Prevention Month !!!Lets All Support This!!The reality is that kids too often are abused--either by parents, relatives, acquaintances, neighbours, and even child caregivers. The month of October is dedicated to raising awareness and helping to prevent such dreadful abuse of children. Remember that awareness is only the first step.Please Start Out By Rating The Pictures In Jimettes Child Abuse Folder Starting with this one and comment last picture so a tag can be madeYou Know the drill F/A/R all riders and when new ones jump on don't just accept their request F/A/R them as well... Please also PM me so I don't miss making your tag !!♥ Jimette ♥ ~Rating Revolution~Pegasus Project  #7(Fantasia) TL~F.A.D.D. supporter@ fubar~katie~  *SBG* *SINNERS FAMILY*  *BAD BITCH*  *F.A.D.D.*@ fubarSt. Michael ~Member of Carrie's Bad Azz Boys 4 Life~FADD Member~
A Good Hose
When you get a hose.. make sure its the correct size. It may not be long enough to meet your needs. If the hose doesn't work correctly.. trade if in for another. Test it.. just to be sure. A hose shoud work properly. And they come in assorted colors too! LOL.. just a point of view from a former Fire Dept. employee. SO sexy...
Dear Lipstick, Your wish is my command. If you need a friend / secret admirer (that you know in advance lol), I am your guy. If you want me to crush you, I will. But be careful what you wish for. It would be my pleasure to "crush" you. Please be forewarned, have plenty of H2O on hand because I anticipate my "crush" to be devastating to you, in a good way. Not long after I "crush" you, you will be contacting me for drinks and then more "crushes", waking up in the middle of the night and send me messages to "crush" you. You will not be able to stop my "crush" but it can sometimes be contained. Please allow a "JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH" to run its course over a 48 hour period. Please do not operate an 18 wheeler, back-hoe or large dump trucks. Avoid alcohol at all cost because it only doubles the length of the “crush”. Now with all that being said, “What you going to do when the “JOHNNY VEGA$ CRUSH” comes for you! Sincerely, John aka JOHNNY VEGA$p.s. Please return t
Bless This Broken Road Over The Years......
Bless the broken road for my life is a road that has broken down over the course of much wear and tear on this heart that has seen over 2000 miles and counting that life has and shall see much more of down the course of the years.
Auto 11 Or Cherry Bomb
    TIGRESS & NOLI is haveing an auction for your choice of a cherry bomb or auto 11. The Auction Starts today 5/12 and ends friday 5/15. Get your bids in now. You know you want one of these. While you are there make sure you R/F/A her. Click the link below to take you to the cherry bomb or auto 11 auction. This Auction Hosted By: TIGRESS & NOLI ~~DBC 4 LIFE~ PU$$YCAT PLAYMATEZ!!!! PHAT CHICKS PROUD! Owned by TIGER!!!!@ fubar (repost of original by '~?~MommaTasha~?~PROMOTER @DINOS~?~HAPPILY OWNED BY Italian Princess~?~' on '2009-05-12 05:55:54')
Official New Moon Poster: Here It Is!
Official New Moon Poster: Here it Is! May 19, 2009 · View commentsComments in Poster
I Think I Owe 3 Of These..
I'm days behind on these things. I'm not really sure how much I owe you all, but I'm putting three. And Van...look, they are in the right blog section =]   Today, I went to announce to my son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up and yells: "fuck this shit!" and walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML   Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
There are 3 things you should never try in life. 1)      Wasabi, the super hot sauce offered with Sushi, especially if you don’t wish to look like an idiot, fanning your open mouth with your hands; 2)      Grated cheese with marinara spaghetti and 3)      Taking your cat to be groomed when it’s very rainy, especially if the car park was miles away from the Vet of your choice.   Sometimes I wonder where my angels are!  If they are beside me, with a notebook in hand, scribbling down notes and rating my actions to every solution I come up with, or else playing poker, God only knows wher
Yeah Yeah....
Very Short Story     Man driving down road.   Woman driving up same road.   They pass each other.   The woman yells out the window, PIG!   Man yells out window, BITCH!   Man rounds next curve.   Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.     Thought For the Day: If men would just listen 
They Say...
They say if you want something done right you should do it yourself, but I have my own version: If you want something done, do it yourself.
  Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is a common neurobehavioural disorder that has been related to the brain's chemistry and anatomy. ADHD is a persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity/impulsivity that occurs more frequently and more severely than is typically seen in people at comparable levels of development. Symptoms must occur for at least six months and some symptoms have been present since before the age of 7 years. ADHD begins in childhood and symptoms can persist into adulthood as well. While some children outgrow ADHD, as many as 60% continue to have features of ADHD persisting into adulthood. According to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) (a physicians manual for diagnosis), the symptoms of ADHD fall into the following categories: inattention, hyperactivity/impulsivity, and a combination of the two. Although the exact cause of Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) remains unknown it has become in
Police Your Mumms
Today I posted a Mumm that was completly SFW in its content. This Mumm upset the Mummers so badly they posted NSFW comments on it. I didn't think this would be an issue since I'm not the one that posted them, so I let them stay. About 3 hours after I posted this Mumm I got a message from Fubar Support saying that my Mumm had been deleted because it was NSFW and my Fubar account was in jepordy of being deleted as well. After going to the Fubar Help Lounge, I became aware that I, not the Mummers, am responsable for the comments the Mummers post on my Mumm. So, the bottom line here is POLICE YOUR MUMMS! You, not the Mummers, are responsible for the comments posted in them. If NSFW comments are posted your Mumm can be deleted and possibly your Fubar account as well! P.S. From this day forward ALL comments on ALL pages concerning George Feelsgood must be approved before they will be posted.
On Socialism And Medical Care Coverage
Given the current debate i the U.S. over health care coverage, the word Socialism is getting tossed around like beach ball at a lakeside picnic.  Unfortunatly, most of the people tossing the word have no more idea of what that word means than the average picnicer.  At best, most folks simply don't know the difference and misuse the word, at worst the word is being thrown as a red herring to scare the HELL out of people. Capitalism: the means of production, (industry, business and such) is controlled by the owners, (those who have POWERFUL CAPITAL) Government can be an elected republic... but need not be. Socialism: the means of production is controlled by the WORKERS not necessarily the government.  That is, that which produces the economy is controlled, possibly owned, by those that work there.   If the government controlled by the workers as well is a communism. What the president is suggesting in the change of health care system, is making health care coverage a right and respons
Pauls Photos
  Hi Folks... I was asked if I Photoshoped my Photos.  No,,  I Corel Photo Paint with most all of the photos we put Up I de-rez them down to about 20% of the raw images and resize them down to about 200k to save the site band width and folks load times. I also do color tuning with contrast, mix, hue, brightness and every tool I can find to make the image on screens you see as I see them in my head... Sometimes that vision may not be actually what the camera saw... I blame it on the 60's...    But all the photos on the site, with the exception of a very few that are either old family photos or old photos we found of poloroids from days gone by, are taken with one of 3 cameras, most with a Fuji 5200 pro digital due to ease and I'm lazy.  But when I actually want to take a picture for keeps I use a Minolta SRT-100 manual with various lens I have.  I also have a SRT-101 body for the self timer but they are the same otherwise.   I have rebuilt the bodies 3 times since I trad
Das Boobies
So I asked Supe what was up with the new chick photo in his default. No, he's not trying to get freebie rates from the guys, he's paying homage to boobies. Well, he has a very valid point, boobies need to have more attention paid to them. Hold on, wading through all this sarcasm is tougher than it seems. So to jump on the bandwagon, I am going to make an homage to boobie blog. Hold on to your teenie peenies guys, it's fap time!       Mmmmm, that is effin sexy time right there! But wait it gets better...     Suprise boobies... has no idea we are watching! So naughty... you naughty boobie!!!! If I had a close pin at hand, mmmmmmmm, bad bad boobie... Oh yeah, two sexy boobies checkin each other out. Just don't get any man juice on your keyboards guys... I don't want to be responsible for such a thing. Finally Supe asked someone to take pics of my green boobies. Well, the green boobies weren't out last night, but I did find a set for ya today.     Those bo
why is it that when things are finally going well for you life has to go and throw you a curveball? Went to court today for the divorce and the ex started crap in the courtroom.  Now i have to provide proof that I am actively looking for a job, proof of how much I got on the tax return, proof of the stimulous check, and I may very well end up in jail.  If thats not one hell of a curveball then I dont know what is.  I mean we had agreed on making this divorce a quick and easy thing and I thought we had all of our issues hashed outside of the courtroom.  Evidentally not.  Here I was thinking that everything was going to go smoothly, I was going to be able to start my life over after the divorce, but no I honestly think at this point all the ex is trying to do is hurt me and have me thrown in jail.  That would make him happy, he could get the kids and to hell with me I wouldnt be able to see them.... So now instead of the divorce being final in July, we have to go back
Long Day 2.25
"Since we're taking the scenic route. Tell me your life story, Siren." I ask. "Well, it started many moons ago, before telephones had answering machines and mom was having her first child. Dad got drunk the night before and still half lit when she informed him "It's time." Dad replied "Of course it's time. I'm dry woman, where's my beer?" "No, you drunken idiot. My water broke." "Well, let me get Bubba on the phone, he'll come by and fix it." he slurs. My mom smacked him upside the head "No, your baby is on the way and we need to get to the hospital.""Oh Shit!" And he was running around the trailer like a chicken without a head! He couldn't find his shoes and then forgot mom when he took off in the car. Came back sheepishly. They barely made it and I was almost dropped in ER." Enthralled in the story, I ask if that was true. She replies. "No, not really. I was given up for adoption and I don't know who my parents are. But my adopted parents were always loving and supportive of me.
Lesson 3
Discovering The Little Known Secrets Of Creating Cool Web Pages Today’s Lesson – Part 3 Did you now that links are the most fundamental part of the World Wide Web? What are links? These links tie your website all together. With out links you cannot navigate from one page to another. You would have a one-page website. Not very functional unless that is all you have to offer. Therefore, you need to learn how to link your pages together to make a more dynamic website. The Three Links There are three different kinds of links you can have on your website: Links to anchors on the current page (Internal). These links are used when you have a lot of text on one page. For example: o FAQ o Question and Answers o Books Links to other pages within the current site (Local) or known as your own domain. These links are used to re-direct to some other page on your site. For example: o Home Page, About Page, Contact Page o Link to Email Address o Link to Document or PDF files o
California Geography
California's Mount Whitney measures as the highest peak in the lower 48 states. The highest and lowest points in the continental United States are within 100 miles (160 km) of one another. Mount Whitney measures 14,495 feet (4,418 m) and Bad Water in Death Valley is 282 feet (86 m) below sea level. Alpine County, south of Lake Tahoe, is the eighth smallest of California's 58 counties. It has no high schools, ATMs, dentists, banks, or traffic lights. It is also the only county in the state that doesn't generate agricultural production. Totaling nearly three million acres, San Bernardino County is the largest county in the entire United States. San Francisco Bay is considered the world's largest landlocked harbor. California is bigger than eighty-five of the smallest nations in the world. California Caverns claims the distinction of being the most extensive system of caves and passageways in the California Foothills region of the state. The area aroun
1. What is your best friends name? Mekka2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? erm3. What are you listening to right now? The Universe4. Whats your favorite number? 35. What was the last thing you ate? Fish and Chips 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink
20 Fascinating Facts About The Natural Healing Power Of Bananas (repost)
20 Fascinating Facts About the Natural Healing Power of Bananas Here is a story that even a monkey would go ape about. A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. When compared to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. No wonder monkeys are so happy all the time! 1. Energy Boost: Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a
How blessed I am that you are in my lifeNot a day goes by when I do not think of youYou make everything alrightTo you I do not have to prove myselfFor you know meI love youHow blessed I am that you are in my lifeHow honoured I am to be a part of yoursMemories made and sharedWith you the one I loveMy friend, my lover, my queen'Til the end I LOVE YOU 
It's The Little Things We Do...
What's the difference between looking forward or backward, up or down, to the right or to the left? Not very much, it just needs a SMALL adjustment. Yet, SMALL adjustments in how we view the world have SIGNIFICANT effects. When we get up in the morning, we not only decide what clothing to wear, but what attitude to have. Granted, for most of us, we just act out of habit, so we don't think of it as a choice. But it is. We don't have to act as robots. We can stop and think before we act and choose our attitude.We can complain about the rain or be grateful for the free carwash. We can view the obstacles and challenges we face during the day as a pain or see them as training for a better, more powerful life. Instead of viewing others with suspicion or as a threat, we can see everyone as our teacher, for we can learn from everyone. It's all how we look at things. But how we look at things spells the difference between happiness and misery. It's just as easy to look for the good as it is to
Company Of Artists!
Amazed And Blessed
Have'nt blogged in awhile but something so incredibly sweet happened and i just have to share it. Tonight after dinner i was cleaning the kitchen and i noticed my oldest daughter Cate staring at me and so i smiled and kept on cleaning. After a few minutes i could still feel her lil eye's on me and so i look back at the table and there she sit's quietly staring. I'm thinking either i have a booger hanging out my nose or food on my chin from the i ask "what are you staring at ?", she smiles but doesnt answer and i persist with "c'mon do i have food on my face, what is it?" Then with the sweetest, kindest, gentlest voice she says "mommy because you're so pretty".....i literally melted. It's those little things that mean so very much and make everything ok. That is all, ty
Invitation For Open Mega Job Fair At Ica On 25-nov-2010
Dear Client, Greetings From ICA !!!! On behalf of ICA we cordially invite you to join us at the ICA Job Fair at Institute of Computer Accountants (ICA) 31, Inderdeep Building, Ashok Vihar Delhi-52. This Job fair is an excellent opportunity for you to meet with our existing students as well as working professionals seeking full-time, part-time, internship and other positions in the field of accounting & MIS,Marketing, Sales, Computer Operator etc. It also will enable you to network with other employers as well as promote your company in a large public forum. 2010 ICA job fair Details • The JOB FAIR will be held on 25th Nov at 10:00 AM. • The registration deadline is 23, Nov,2010 • There are no charges for attending the fair and we believe that it is an efficient opportunity to survey a large number of job applicants quickly and inexpensively. Venue of Job Fair ICA-Zonal office The Institute of computer Accountants Plot No. 31, Inderdeep Building, IInd Floor, Ashok Vihar X
Chopard Watches Provides High Class At Each Glance
Breitling Replica Watches Aeromarine Anyone trying to find last moment yuletide gives above the sticking with couple of instances could especially well examine choosing chopard sport watches. Form chopard stated that these kinds are having a moment genuine now, so might be a great pick for people who prefer to commence seeking notably stylish in problems of accessories. Breitling Replica Watches Windrider You should also test the fittings. They must be manufactured from metal land in no way plastic. They must in no way seem to be flimsy.All the faux glasses are also lighter than the original ones since the equipment used are both clear plastic or gold plated brass.The information supplier declared that rubber ties start seeking particularly great in stark, stunning colors just like soft and black.
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The New 2011
God, i need a good woman. I need a woman, with my charecteristics, with my ideals......but most as real as i am. A woman, who much like myself, wont build other peoples hopes and dreams with a figment of their poignant imagination. A woman who i can relate to physically, mentally, and spiritually.What makes people think.....that they could talk to others anyway they want? That they can make up stories, and expect the next person to believe it? That they can pose a fraud and no one else can find out? That they can boast and brag about credentials that they wish they had? That i would be interested in your story telling? No thanks, im good, dont need to listen to the figments of your imagination. I know who i am, i know what ive done, i know where ive been.......dont need to feed into your phony stories or pyscho dreams. Lord, im not here on earth to build false ideas to anyone, deception is a task for a judas, its not for your disciples. Honesty, respect, goal orient
Know What To Look Out For.
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Tomorrow Is Not The End!!
The end of the world is NOT this Saturday. by Greg Laurie on Friday, May 20, 2011 at 7:43am By now you have heard of the ‘predictions’ of a man named Harold Camping. He has gotten quite a bit of press over his prediction that the world will come to an end on May 21, 2011. I’m not going to even go into how he says he arrived at that conclusion,but instead I will just cut to the chase.   He is wrong.   By the way, this is not the first time he has made this prediction. The last time was on September 6, 1994. Needless to say, that did not pan out. You might say “But how do you know that he is wrong?” That is a valid question. My answer is because the next event on the prophetic calendar is the rapture of the church, not “the end of the world.”   The rapture is that event when all true believers are called to meet the Lord in the air (see 1 Thessalonians 4:17). Then the tribulation period, which will last for seven
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The Being Of Are End
Over and over again I've felt the pain,believing the words you say when things will change.I know better then to stay should of walk away on that hurtful day,made me cry every night.hoping you'll put all your sin's to rest,and save whatever left from all the damage were living with.I didn't want to stay where all the bad being,just wanted u to hold my hand.took me awhile to make up my mind and not to live u behind,I took the chance and stayed.I should of seen this coming my way things will never be just you and me,threes always something in love for you  reach it's end,finding all the things u hide telling woman lie's just to get them on your side.I be a fool to stay and listen to what u have to say,no longer will i let you work you words into my brain. Your not the only one who knows how to play your game,going to do everything you do!its like they say if u cant bet them join them.we reach the being of are end.
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 54
(Please be aware that this Podcast Contains strong language)   In episode 54 of Janey Godley’s podcast the jetlagged duo discuss Rupert Murdoch’s wife and the cream pie incident at the select committee, they give an opinion on the latest comedy TV shows. Ashley gives a rundown of the return journey from Vancouver and the horrific turbulence that scared them both.     Janey and Ashley rant about aero dynamic cyclists and their need for suction tight Lycra. They both round the podcast off by chatting about Janey turning into an angry freak as she slowly shakes off the hippy vibe of Salt Spring Island.   Mother and Daughter comedy team get to natter and the world gets to hear it on Janey Godley’s podcasts, expect some bawdy language and home truths, as Janey Godley and Ashley Storrie lead you down the roads less taken in their fantastic weekly podcast. Listen as mother and daughter banter, bait and burst with laughter.     Please do listen and comment on the J
Friends,some Have Come And Gone, And Some Have Remained.
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 57
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Janey Godley’s Podcast Episode 61
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A Poem I Wrote Years Ago
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Willing Wolf: Year 3
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If I Never See You Again
IDK if you thought about it - I had not - but how would you feel if one of your online friends/family died suddenly & unexpectedly? I found out this morning when I learned one of my Facebook Zoomates had died in her sleep - no one on fubar you'd know. But my point is, if I don't say it - just an online friend doesn't describe how I truly feel about the people I talk with daily, who live in my laptop. I'm selfish & you're supposed to be here when I come here Dammit!  I won't get to say good-bye to my lost friend. I know she loved me as I loved her like family.    
My 1st Murder Mystery Train Adventure
My 1st Murder Mystery Dinner Train adventure in Ft. Myers, Florida I have experienced several "Murder Mystery" games in both homes and commercial settings but never on a real, working train. Wow, what a great time! Seminole Gulf Railway began operating freight trains in 1987 and in 1991 added a Dinner Train and daytime excursion trains. ( The train is based in Ft. Myers, Florida The Dinner Train began its first Murder Mystery Production, “Murder on the Seminole Express” and has had over 65 new murder mystery productions since. They also have a Christmas Rail/Boat Trip to Punta Gorda that has become an annual event for many guests. Over 1/2 million guests have enjoyed the MMT as the train seat up to 200 passengers in four reconditioned vintage railcars from the 1930’s to the 1950’s, “Sanibel”, “Marco”, “Gasparilla” and “Captiva”. All food is prepared fresh daily on board the train and the cuisine
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When You're Feeling Alone
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE NO ONE CARES, READ THIS because it's absolutely true: Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this world that would die for you. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look. Always remember the compliments you've received. Forget the rude remarks.   (Borrowed this from my sistah Crushed Dreams....SHE's pretty AWESOME! Go love on her and my TOP family. They are all very special and great people.)
True Friends
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[i Didn't Sleep, And I Hate Topeka]
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Chuck Norris Facts
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Hope There is something inside that tells me this can happen, something that urges me to never give up, to go after this dream that wakes you with a smile, although it seems out of reach, it is just a few short steps away, keep reaching and stepping forward, until at last you can feel it in your hand, and once you hold it never let go, what is this feeling that I feel?, why is it telling me to keep trying? it is the hope that there is a chance, to feel love once more.
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To The Moon And Back
She's taking her time making up the reasons To justify all the hurt inside Guess she knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one They're saying, "Mama never loved her much." And, "Daddy never keeps in touch. That's why she shies away from human affection." But somewhere in a private place She packs her bag for outer space And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come And she'll say to him, She's sayin,  "I would fly to the moon and back if you'll be, if you'll be my Baby. I've got a ticket for a world where we belong So would you be my baby?" She can't remember a time when she felt needed. If love was red then she was color blind. All her friends, they've been tried for treason And crimes that were never defined. She's saying "Love is like a barren place And reaching out for human faith is like a journey 
The Stars Aligned To Perfection
"Together" by The New Pornographers   Tonight the perfect storm of an awesome album, a house to myself, and distortion free loudness came together.  It was one of those few and memorable times were every song reached deep into my being vibrating it in perfect harmony.  It's sad the moment is done and I can't wait for it to happen again.   I wish I was a better writer to fully express the feeling and joy....  But perhaps it's just one of those personal moments that is indescribable to anyone else.  
"Grace is a wonderful and peculiar thing, changing always until the precise Moment it decides to manifest itself upon us. It lingers timidly in the background of our lives, blending in so well with our daily scenery that we never recognize it as such. It ever closely watches for the Time, sometimes cruelly looking upon us as we endure the many cruelties this world has to offer. When least we expect to see it, when we truly feel that hope is lost, only then is it Emboldened, taking a firm grip on our hearts and perspectives, giving us the clarity we need to traverse the Path which is right for us... Grace is Temperant, Strong, Deliberate and Merciful."
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Your Kisses
the sweetest kisses are those that make tears the kisses that last, never tiring, throughout the years the spark that never grows cold even as you grow old that is the language i want our lips to speak with kisses and love no future is ever bleak a nibble on my neck when i am least expecting it a soft lick on the nipple you just bit your tongue in my ear and your warm breath near i hope your kisses always make me feel the way they do now
Iphone 5: Apple Venderá 49 Millones De Unidades
La repercusión mediática del iPhone 5 ya ha sido traducida a número de ventas. Según la empresa de análisis RBC Capital Markets, Apple venderá a lo largo de los meses de diciembre a febrero un total de 49 millones de iPhone 5. Las estadísticas, aunque muy altas, son inferiores a las primeras estimaciones, establecidas en 57 millones de unidades.-iphone 5 comprar libre Solo el dato de ventas durante los tres primeros días después de su lanzamiento comercial ofrece una perspectiva del peso del nuevo iPhone en el mercado. Fueron cinco millones de iPhone 5 los que se distribuyeron, prácticamente el doble de la cifra conseguida por el anterior modelo en semejantes circunstancias. Las principales compañías de análisis de mercados, tales como RBC Capital Markets se aventuraron a leer un primer pronóstico de ventas a ciegas y parece que ahora, producto de las variaciones sufridas, han querido afinar aún más sus predicciones. No obstante, también han aplicado la corrección a las
So Addicted
Why am I so addictedTo your hypnotic stareWhy am I so lost  In your warm embraceThis is electrifying passionIt’s the sunshine of our divine loveWe are two hearts on firePerfectly bound by desireLet the time stop hereLet this magic remainI want our souls To bind till eternity
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TORONTO -- The image of a sobbing Paula Findlay crossing the finish line in last place will be one of the most enduring of the London Olympics. Justin Tucker Black Jersey . The distraught 23-year-old triathlete from Edmonton said she just "had nothing in my legs," which she now believes was largely the result of iron deficiency anemia. Canadian sports medicine and nutrition experts say Findlays health diagnosis isnt particularly surprising. "Probably our highest risk group is the female elite endurance athlete," said Dr. Julia Alleyne, whos worked with Canadian athletes at five Olympic Games and is the medical director for Sport Care --the sports medicine clinic at Womens College Hospital in Toronto. Findlay announced earlier this week she was cutting her season short due to iron deficiency anemia. She had hoped to make up for her heartbreak in London with a strong showing at next months world championships in New Zealand before recent blood work showed low levels of iron. "Unfortunate
Chương Trình đào Tạo Liên Thông ở Topica?
Hỏi: Em đang có ý định học liên thông ngành tài chính ngân hàng ở Topica, nhưng em chưa hiểu rõ về hình thức học từ xa ở đây như thế nào? Anh/chị có thể giúp em cung cấp thông tin về chương trình học ở đây được không? Đáp: Chào bạn, mình xin tư vấn cho bạn về chương trình đào tạo tại Topica. I. Giới thiệu chung: Topica là chương trình gắn kết doanh nghiệp với đào tạo và ứng dụng E-learning do Microsoft, Qualcomm, Hewlett Packard, USAID, World Bank Infodev và Vietnam Foundation tham gia phát triển và tài trợ. Topica tuyen sinh  hiện đang phối hợp với các trường liên kết phát triển 4 chuyên ngành đào tạo: Kỹ s+

from: Who Me remove friend LostCherry Bulletin! date: 2006-09-17 20:13:48 subject: leaving LC????.... (repost) MAKE STICKY! For those who are on my friend list... See... some of you do pay attention! For those who are on my friend list...I totally have to agree with all of you who say people are getting fake In here. So I gave in and let's see who really reposts this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like its a popularity contest in High School. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and repost in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are.. Repost this if you are a friend.. if you don't, you get deleted.. Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as (numerous things such as "Goodbye LostCherry, Too all my friends, etc.)
A Woman's Poem
A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... Like his mother used to do
Im Sorry
Hi all...Sorry I haven't been online for the last few days..lots going on here. Thanks for everybody thats showing me love :) You guys are the greatest. Danny
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A Great Rant About A Loser Of An Ex
I need to vent before I blow. I get an email from my ex. You all know the one, that moved here, used me, then left and broke my heart? A broken heart I am still mending? Ya that one.. Ok.. SOO I get an email that just blantenly takes shots at my integrity and character. Which is funny considering its coming from the shadiest person I know. Case in point: Hasn't had a stable job in years Has been mooching off of friends and women off the internet Claims that Hurricane Katrina is something that he hasn't "dealt" with Says he loves someone, then asks someone else to marry them WHILE living in his g/fs house Talks daily, nightly to his ex that he's still in love with while living with his current g/f Lives with his current g/f and never offers to pay a single bill yet blows $300 on an uneeded IPOD Lives with current g/f and never bothers to look for a job cause he's uncomfortable Accepts $4k from a police officer for services of building an engine, yet proceeds to BLOW
A Good Song...
Ok LOL below Is the lyrics to a song from the 80's... and it somewhat tells how I Feel About someone.. Sheriff When I'm with you I never needed love, like I need you and I never live for nobody, but I live for you oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you Maybe it's the way you touch me I feel warmth of the sun maybe it's the way you smile I come all undone oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you baby, I get chills when I'm with you oh baby, my world stands still when I'm with you when I'm with you... I never cared for nobody like I cared for you and I never wanted to share the things I wanna share with you oooh babe, lost in love is what I feel when I'm with you Baby, I get chills when I'm with you oh baby, my world stands still when I'm with you baby, I get chills when I'm with you baby, my world stands still when I'm with you when I'm with you when I'm with yooooooouuuu
Fresh Meat Here
Hi Everyone! I'm new here so please be patient with me while I figure all this out. I would love to have lots of friends here so drop me a line and I will do my best to add you. I hope everyone is staying safe & warm! XOXOXOXO Kitten
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Robert Harris
I met Robert on this site a wee while back and we had a chat then he showed me some of his work as he didnt have any posted in his pics, as well as being a really good guy to talk to and totally talented he has a good attitude about him which is rare to find. please go check out his site on deviant art Robert Harris aka Dark Limit Anyway here are my two favourite pieces by him, the first is called Silence of Innocence and the next one is called Still Life - Prisoner of Evil you may also know him on this site as a DJ Bloodust anyway here is a link to his profile. DJ BlOoDuSt -BlOoDStAiN Fetish-@ CherryTAP
Try Not To Cry
This is beautiful! Try not to cry... Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebo
Future Kiss Army Member!
Ladies and Gentlemen! I AM PERGANT!!!!! After 6yrs of infertility and practically standing on my head after relations...I took a test the other day and it came out positive!!!!!
I'm so tired of the rain. It seems like it has been raining for weeks when it has actually just been days. Everything is so supersaturated I can't step anywhere outside without water coming up through the ground. It's a real pain because we've got to take the dog out on the lead. So we have to be out there with her. Lately she's been more interested in just sniffing then taking care of business. Oh well. The sun is supposed to start shining tomorrow for about 4 days. That will be nice. Have a great day! Shalai
Child Pedophilers
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,
The Meeting-my Attempt At A Very Short Story!! (i Know I Cant Spell)
Well it was here at last the day they would meet for the first time. So far the day was going well she had butterflies but had kept busy trying not to think about it,but as the hours ticked away they where getting worse. As dinner time came it was only an hour till they would meet she was so nervous food was off the menu. The thought to call and cancel the meeting kept popping into her head,but she decided not to. They had been chatting on line and by phone for a few week,he had such a nice voice she could just listen to him for hours and he look very cute in the pic she had seen. She just hoped when they did meet she wasnt going to be a disappointment to him. Then that was it half an hour time to set off to the place they would meet,she felt sick with butterflies.Standing waiting for him to pick her up she had to fight the urge to go home,she had never felt so nervous about meeting some one. Finaly she saw the car pull up,my god she thought he's a good looking guy way better tha
"online" Brad Paisly
Big Welcome V1
40 Years Old
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Where did all the romantic guys go to? Because I can't seem to find one... You know the ones that would pick you flowers on the way over to see you as good as go and buy some, but the thought is more sincere... How about the ones that call you just so they can hear your voice.. Or walk a few miles just to see you even if they had to walk back 5 mins later. What about the ones that write letters to you just to express how they feel. Let you pick the movie even though the hottest and newest action movie just came out and they really want to see it. I wish they were still around. Call each night to tell you they love you right before you go to sleep so their voice is the last thing you heard. When your sick they do everything they can to make you comfy and happy.. Plan a romantic night just for the two of you all by their selves. Have flowers, cards, candy, candles, wine, or champagne, cook a nice dinner and then MAKE LOVE not just have a quick pickle me tickle me in the sheets. Now
What My Name Means
Get Your Sexy Name
Again Some Thoughts
wanting so bad to be with you your all I've hoped and everything I've dreamed could of had you if I just relaxed but I cant let go of all my past taking no chances I just pushed you away what will I do if you dont stay I cant forget you even if I tried yet here I sit just letting you walk by I want you close so I need to speak please give me the chance your all I need give me time to relax a bit I wana love you and never regret
For My Friends
I am sorry when i don't return the commentd i get,i am busy at the moment doing my work,and working in my lounge and i got a 30 days blast so enough to do ...but i want too thank my friends this way.... MySpace Graphics & MySpace Codes MySpace Comments enjoy........
Here It Is The Ten Lovely Ladies Plus One
Gone From Fubar For Awhile And Why....
True friends will read this...the others it doesnt matter some of Ron and my mutal friends already know from his blog...we will be off Fubar for awhile...those of you who know us know he had a colostomy bag put on 8mo ago and now it is time to remove it. Hes scheduled for the end of may for that...before that happens we will be on vacation and getting ready for it. we will probably be back after hes recovered....but who knows lol its been fun and i have made some really good friends...and i love them to death :) when i joined Fubar i was single and pretty much had no life outside of was something to a year later my life has changed completely...I have a man i love very much and thru him a larger family...i lost my dad a couple of weeks ago and my mother is in bad life is full. Summer is almost here...and i have learned life is need to get out and enjoy it and spend time with people you love instead of living on the computer. some o
Starting A New Leveling Crew
cheesy ppl need not apply looking for ppl to level and bomb contest no matter what contest you in if you give it to me or my co-owners I will help you win my goal is to see everyone reach godfather status but if your not motivated enought to help the crew you will be kicked out and looking for every on e to partiapate I will tell you i know it is hard to level that is why I want to make a lounge and pimpout nights if intrested in being a godmother or godfather then drop me an e-mail I will be making the folder soon it will be leo's gods and godesses looking for hard workers
Men Are Pointless!
User #1219512 = Sammie The Stilleto Girl Fake.
...this user.... a big fat FAKE. ..tried to get this photoshopped salute approved, check out the properties: ..too bad for the people that talk to it and have bought it a VIP and all that bling. You just wasted your money on this fake. Let it know what you think...hopefully it will delete itself like the rest usually do once they get blown out here... ? Lil Sammie ?..~*~Stiletto Girl~*~@ fubar ...what sick people out there. The lamest excuse I've ever heard for a fake was this: "Fakes are real people too, there's a real person behind that computer screen with real feelings" The only problem with this is that they sure as hell aren't who they claim to be. That's just a small issue right?
Gonna Have Sum Fun Tonight
Im gonna get drunk and hopefully amke out with some hot chicks! YEAH BABY YEAH Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics
Little Angel
"I see a little angel coming down from above Spreading good wishes and loads of love She's fluttering around me, I wonder why? She just appeared right out of the sky Maybe I need a little angel in my life To help me with all my troubles and strife She sticks to me like a piece of gum Teaching me to love and care for everyone "Do a good deed each day" she says And you will be rewarded on so many ways A smile, a hug and a kind word or two To brighten up others, to help them get through Everyday you need to do something kind Those people who are struggling sure won't mind As you will surely have made their day They will then talk to others and will always say "An angel came into my life just now" "She smiled at me and gave a bow" "She showed me how to pass on her gift" "To give others around a great big lift" So remember all what the angel has done Don't be sad and don't be glum Smile a little and say a kind word Pass on the angel's
Mini Me
Tag Your It
Thx Fire for this....damn if I haven't done this before. I hate this :P Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. single mom of 1 but have many "adopted kids" 2. love to read 3. like to swim, when I can 4. I tan very easily 5. I like snakes 6. avid wrestling fan 7. love dolphins 8. enchanted by all that is mystical 9. would like to move to another, warmer state 10. am addicted to FallenSword 11. hate cats 12. love to sleep but can't :D 13. have a dog named Maestro 14. spend between $8 - $10 on a carton of cigarettes( i roll my own) 15. my best friend is a cow LOL jk I am tagging: DJ WyldOne™ ~DarkWolfe's Bitch~~Mgr At the Ace Cafe~TBR~
Help Leah Win Radiohead Tickets
"Congratulations! You're one of our finalists to win Radiohead tickets! You've got til noon tomorrow (Tuesday) to get as many votes as you can! You and your friends can vote as many times as you want! The key - get as many of your friends to help as possible. You won't be able to do this by yourself. Whoever gets the most votes by noon tomorrow gets our tickets to see Radiohead! Thanks for listening to 'BCN and GOOD LUCK! Get your friends to go to:"
who knows why anyone is the way there most people have problems and can admit to them others have problems and hide behind them which in return leads to heartache and loss so its whatever anymore iam gonna do me so yall should do u
Show Them Some Love!
So, I own these two guys. Can I just combine them and have a hot guy in a van down by the river?? They are both great guys. Please show them some love. Gary - Greeter @ Club Voodoo - ***Owned by SherryMH***@ fubar In A Van Down By the River *owned by SherryMH*@ fubar
I have to tell you all since I have been on Fubar I have had some real Bad things happen in my life from my Back Surgery takin me out of work for 3 months. In those months I have gotten close to lots of people on here and most have been on Family and Friends...I have some great fans too....Here is the thing...I have more recent bad with son being hospitalized, then me again for shit...It sucks...I ask only one thing to all!!! When people take the time out to Respect you by given a minute, two, or giving you RATES!!! Give them at least the Respect when you go to their page to check them out at least give them a RATE or TWO...Hell we all have plenty...Someone may need that too get them through their day..Heck I love all ya, but time is not on any of our sides that work for livin but when we get down and out Sometimes we need a Boost..RESPECT anyone who visits your page..You never know..YOU JUST MIGHT MAKE THEIR DAY...And FORGET THE SEX THING DAMN...PLEASE!!! IF SOMEONE DOES NOT
Funny Yet Sad. Mea Culpa
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying. “This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.” When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
Baby Contest (radio Station, Not Fubar)
My little Joseph, made it to round 2 of the XL106.7 "Central Florida's Most XL'Lent Baby" contest. Thank you to everyone who voted in round 1. His picture appears in this week's round of voting. Voting is only good for 1 week only, so please take a moment and vote for him when you get the chance. He is baby #19 in the list. They will take the top 10 from this round to move to the "Final 10". Winner gets $1,000. Click the photo below to enter your vote. After clicking on Baby 19 and entering your email address, be sure to check your email afterwards, and click the link to validate your vote. If you don't validate, the vote will not count. VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!! VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!! VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!! VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!! VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!! VOTE FOR BABY Number 19!!
Last Day.
I have been refraining from annoying you guys with this, but today is the last day, soooooooooo.... Wanna own me? I am still fairly cheap! Lmao! At least take a moment to click and rate the Thank you♥
Purple Dog Tag Project Preliminary
This is my first post..its gonna be a shade random. I came across the Purple Dog Tag on a friends page. Its for a charity that donates to wounded soldiers coming home from combat in the middle east. I clicked it and thought..THAT's Cool. I ordered a bunch and intend to give them out for christmas presents. They give 90% to the charity which is an organization that is running pretty close to STRICTLY bare bones costs and donating the rest to the charity. This is one of my greatest concerns...they are doing a good job..soo....they have my support. I will Put this in more posts later better fleshed out..this is to catch up with the blast I posted. An Idea occurred to me and I decided to run a contest. I will create a file for Purple Dog Tag Salutes. Exact details will be in a later post..but will require a purple dog tag displayed prominently worn around your neck and a special salute(details forthcoming). Not everybody has even the 10 bucks required to
New Officer 12/15/08
Hi everyone.....Becky is the new Assistant Recruiter beckyjean"martins fuwife..assistant recruiter Devils Advocates&shadow leveler :*)@ fubar
Mon, Feb 9 I just got my truck back from the shop 3 months a ago after $4000. worth of repairs (it's been in the shop 9 times in 3 years). One the things they "fixed" was my drivers side front axle shaft for the second time. I just got back from acquiring some gas and it sounded like my front tire was falling off.The last time I heard a noise like that was when I snapped my front axle on my last truck. I'm so frick'n mad right now.BTW, I paid $16,000 for it and have had $14,000 worth of work done to it. Keep in mind I have been unemployed for a full year now.GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! No, it's not a Ford, wish it was then I'd have an excuse.And I'm really getting pissed at all the comments I get from mechanics about how awesome my truck is. Way too many are seeing it Tues. Update. I took it in and my brake calliper got loose and got all fucked up in the wheel.How the hell does that happen? on a vehicle with 70,000 miles? They're the only ones who have ever taken it off.
#4 ..... My Fav !!!!!
I had a dream that I was a doctor on an operating table and I was looking inside my own body. I cut myself open and peeled back my flesh to see what was inside. Then I cut open the rib cage. It was all there lungs liver kidneys ect. All of it in pretty decent shape. Then there was the heart, or lack there of. In it's place was nothing. Everyone else was shocked and horrified thinking it had been stolen but the me in the mask looked calmly and said no folks this is why we're disecting him. This is the man without a heart. He had one one time but over the years of break and repair it finally shattered to dust. This man somehow lived without a heart. Sad to think he lived without love. But such a creature is incapable. All well, at least his fate finally came and his torment at an end Here is a modern day frankenstein monster, more a monstrostity than a man.
Sitting in the toronto airport... plane was suppose to be leaving at 2 now its leaving at 2:30 cuz of the weather in Halifax. I has the stress cuz my landing isnt that long in Calgary and I have to clear customs... Now Seattle should be cool Hell I have 4 hours there anyhow..... Just put on a nicotine patch, cuz I am starting to have a nicfit.... go figure....
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.
Asthma really sucks!
Not Your Girls Fault
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? my brother in law [2] You were in the car with? My Kids and brother in law [3] Went to the mall with? the mall? really? damned myspace [4] Person you talked on the phone with? gabriella [5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar? Cant sleep clowns will eat me T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? True Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? True Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? True Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Ea
Playing in the hollow shadows of dreams.
Tuesday Is It!
Graduation is tomorrow (June 23) and it marks a graduation of sorts for me too.  After a 30+ year teaching career (yeah, I'm one of those weirdos who graduated from both high school and college early), I have to call it quits; long story, but it has to do with contract language. So now, what to do.  I already have 4 offers to conduct different musical ensembles.  I need some time to "recharge my batteries", so to speak, so I will take some time to decide which one to accept.  However, I will NOT just be sitting around all!  I still have fun coaching one of my son's baseball teams and watch him play on 2 others.  We are into all-star season for the team I coach and our first game is Sunday. As far as the "Fu" is concerned, as soon as I get some time, I am gonna celebrate my retirement here by running an auto and blowing up a TON of  The question is, when will time permit?  Nevertheless, I have a great group of friends here and I guess I'm just giving ya'll a head
William G. Hartwell
"If your most basic right is the right to life, then it seems obvious to me that you have the right to defend your life. Guns are, in this century, the most effective means of doing so - so effective that every genocide has only been carried out against victims who were disarmed by their governments." -- William G. Hartwell
Senator Ted Kennedy
Will I Ever
Will i ever be enough?Will i ever make you proud?Will i ever not be one of your daily disappointments?Will i ever fit into your minds perfect image you have of me?Will i ever be good enough to fit into your dream world?Will i ever get to be myself?Will i ever get to feel?Will i ever be able to live my life?Will i ever not let you down? Will i ever get to be happy?Will i ever get to feel i wont always fail?Will i ever be able to do stuff in my own way?Will i ever be free from your ridicule?Will i ever be let go from the nitpicks?Will i ever get to see your stubborness end?Will i ever be able to do anything right?just getting fed up with it all honestly.. im just so sick and tired of never being enough and people always wanting more. i cant be a perfect image of what everyone thinks i should be. i have to be myself and do things in my own time. I'm not a child that can be pushed around and made to do whatever you want to please yourself for that point and time. I need to live for myself
Hey Yall...
just lettin yall know that i'm not gonna be around very much if at all next week tuesday-saturday...possibly longer.  my nephew is having open heart surgery and we're going to new orleans to be there for him.  if yall could keep him in yalls thoughts i'd really appreciate it...   thanks
I am in a bad mood been awake all night in excruciating pain the pain meds were useless workman's comp doesn't care   pffft   hugs
Wishing I Was There!
  i want to be there by your side i want to be there for all time i love the way you look at me and i damn well kno im your fantasy!   you are the one i want at night i always want to be in your sight i want to see you every day and if i come to you can i please stay?  
This Is Our "fake Of The Weekend"
Let’s play a new game - Name that Fake !! flakitcat ~Come visit me at the Pirates Cove@ fubar Really. Hey it got an auto today too. Rofl. Have a great weekend.
Cocktail For Disaster
4 pints of cider (hard cider for you lot) 3 shots of Tequila 5 shots of Vodka 2 SoCo and lemonades.   Need I say more.
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengence upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to they right hand And count me umoung Thy saints" "Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of God make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil, So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favored sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in Heaven." "Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengful striking hammer of God."
Asinine Surveys-perpetuated
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you? It wasnt exactly a bed. Call me unconventional.Tears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason? I have chronic chalazia.  If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass? I would milk his prostate, after donning a life size glad bag of course. Has anyone ever promised you forever? Yea, thats kinda part of the ceremony. Do you get high? No Something bothering you? The loom of mortality. Has someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else? Yes and no. They told me. But they went on to "find themself". What made you happy this weekend? An unexpected gift, at an
City's Whispers
Try walking alone one nighton some bright city street.Listen to the noise andconfusion and chaos thatswirl around you,like the music you rememberhearing the first timeyou fell in love.Listen hard,because intricately wovenwithin every sound thatpasses you byis a whisper,a quiet voicethat speaks with thewisdom onlyan aged and learned citycan possess.And if you ever manageto fade away fromthe reality of it all,leaving only theintertwined rhythmsthat tell the stories ofall the people thisgreat city has seen,the words will finally makethemselves clear:"To live, to learn, to love,it takes two . . . "
Some People
We had a record blizzard. 3 feet of snow. I love hiking 1/4 mile through hip deep snow with 50 pounds of gear because some dumbass decided to a) boil beer in the middle of a blizzard, and b) dump the water outside, thus resulting in him slipping and spilling it on him. Then his wife decided to a) try and drive the SUV through 3 feet of snow, and b) got it stuck. So I got to treat a patient in an SUV while waiting for a plow truck so we could get him to a burn center. *Sigh* some people... 72 hours, 74 unit responses, one tired fireman.
10:26am I just thought about something that really gets on my nerves.  Whenever a guy is trying to get my attention or acts as if he knows me, they tend to call me or any girl "baby". I don't know why I've always gotten annoyed when a guy calls me baby.  I mean it's cool if I know him and he's a friend or whatever and calls me baby, but it annoys the fudge out of me when it's a random guy I've never talked to or spoken to, or just a guy who is trying to pick up on me. I mean c'mon now.  Can't a guy address a girl by her name?  Or can't they just say something softer like hun?  Maybe it's just me.  Who knows?   For example, the last guy I was dating called me baby so many times I got upset and told him to stop calling me that.  He asked why if it was just a nickname and word he used.  I said it was fine, but it was just overused that I literally wanted to just hang up on him or just walk away or not talk to him at all.  We didn't stop seeing each other because of it, we just stopped
Bad Thing By Jace Everett
Normally, I hate country, but this song mixes a classic rock feel quite nicely with harder country.    "Bad Things" I wanna do bad things with you.When you came in the air went out.And every shadow filled up with doubt.I don't know who you think you are,But before the night is through,I wanna do bad things with you.I'm the kind to sit up in his room.Heart sick an' eyes filled up with blue.I don't know what you've done to me,But I know this much is true:I wanna do bad things with you.When you came in the air went out.And all those shadows there filled up with doubt.I don't know who you think you are,
Army Sgt. Steven Checo
Died December 20, 2002 serving during Operation Enduring Freedom 22, of New York, N.Y.; assigned to the 504th Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division, Fort Bragg, N.C.; killed Dec. 20, 2002, in Afghanistan.
Wasted Days.
here it is...i have been short and distant towards a certain person over the last 12 days. no reason why...just because. it seems that i have changed who i am because i had things to do and didnt disregard them to talk to this certain person. although...i did talk and pay attention each day, that must have not been enough though. i have to realize that i gave up information about myself and my life to this person through out the last 3 months. yet in less than 2 weeks...i am believed to have changed into someone else or something else. which is complete bullshyt. and i knew it..i fookin knew it that i would become a novelty once again. playing the fool and believing someone who never ever never lies or gets upset about things. well..she lied. i played the fool. in a fantasy land of everything going as planned her life will be great. in will take a bit more effort and understanding to achieve happiness and balance. im a real dirtbag...i have flaws...i even have
My Gift~
                                     My Gift Je vis à travers mon existence sombreseulement pour se prélasser dans votre beautévos yeux qui brillent comme des saphirston sourire qui illumine mon existence même tristeJ'envie le vent qui traverse vos cheveuxqui touche vos lèvresIl me tarde de te toucherde te serrer dans mes bras, mais je ne peux paspour votre cœur appartient à un autrealors, je ne peux que vous aimer de loinvotre amitié signifie plus pour moique tout ce monde offremais comme un ange tu as touché mon coeurd'une manière que je n'ai jamais ressenti avantparce que je n'ai jamais connu ce qu'est l'amour jusqu'à ce jourJe sais que nous ne sommes que des amismais mon cœur veut qu'il soit plusje vais donc encore de l'espoir et le rêvequ'un jour, je peux sentir tes lèvres serrées aux miennede te serrer dans mes bras et de dire "Je t'aime" Translation                                                  My Gift   I live through my dark existenceonly to bask in your
A Soldier Died Today
 Poem Worth Reading He was getting old and paunchyand his hair was falling fast,and he sat around the Legion,telling stories of the past. Of a war that he once fought inand the deeds that he had done,In his exploits with his buddies;they were heroes, every one.And 'tho sometimes to his neighborshis tales became a joke,all his buddies listened quietlyfor they knew where of he spoke.But we'll hear his tales no longer,for ol' Bob has passed away,and the world's a little poorerfor a Soldier died today.He won't be mourned by many,just his children and his wife.for he lived an ordinary,very quiet sort of life. He held a job and raised a family,going quietly on his way;and the world won't note his passing,'tho a Soldier died today. When politicians leave this earth,their bodies lie in state,while thousands note their passing,and proclaim that they were great. Papers tell of their life storiesfrom the time that they were young,but the passing of a Soldiergoes unnoticed, and unsung. Is th
About Domestic Violence
While you SCREAM at your woman, there's a man wishing he could whisper in her ear. While you HUMILIATE, OFFEND, & INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her & reminding her how beautiful she is. While you HURT your woman, there's a man wishing he could take her pain away. While you make your woman CRY, there's a man stealing smiles from her. Post this on your wall if you're against Domestic Violence ,it also verbal abuse ,mental abuse most women really don't think really happen tell it to late an some thing bad happen to them so if you know some who is the place u need have talk with them because to them they may think it there fault that it is happen to them an it not there fault that is happen to they need to get help an get out of that place that they are in before some thing bad happen to them.   
10 Months To Go
ok ladies out there im gettin married in 10 months and cant find a church to hold all the people i have invited. thinkin bout an outside weddin but not so sure i want to do that if you have any ideas could you let me know.
Cross Sided Heart
Many thoughts i felt over the years,I sometimes wonder if they have a puzzle or something that its trying to show me or prove. but sometime only time tell when many things happen to you or you just see it coming when they could come or maybe not who i sit here and think in a chair or if im laying in my bed, i wonder why many thoughts and ideas,i could dream about in my head.things i sit and follow and yet i wonder if i should follow or not. but sometimes thoeries are tested and some are proven and some just blown up and started over again.
A Letter From My Son
Im doing ok down here in Fort Benning. The first four days down here were hell but its gotten alot better since then. We dont really get alot of free time right now so its kinda hard to get time to write letters and then when we do we have to clean the barracks so we only have like 5 minutes. I've heard from a couple of people that mail takes like a week to get off base. We've been doing alot of stuff here the past week and a half. We went through the obstacle course and different stuff like Eagle Tower which is like a giant wooden platform with a cargo net different sets of ropes to climb and a repel tower. That was definitely the best part so far. We've been through the gas chamber too. It sucked but its not something that I wouldn't do again. It was CS gas which is the kind that police use for riot control so it just burnt your throat, lungs, eyes and nose a little. Well I guess a little is a understatement but it only lasted for like 10 minutes. This week we've been through first a
Holiday Shopping
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Anything But Mine
So new year's has made me think about a lot of things. Really the last two years have really intense imbroglio.  As a result I've written a lot more poetry than I've done in some time. This is a short one called "Anything But Mine"   When we first touched it felt so fine It was hard to see you being anything but mine but later on I came to see the cold hard reality For while our fates remain intertwined You'll forever be anything but mine.
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The Demise Of Mamba & Iowa...or Is It?
This is the only time and place this will be discussed. Don't text me. Don't call me. Don't send me a message on YIM or even a PM or SB here. I won't be discussing it. Yes. Tony and I will be divorcing here shortly. OMGZ one of Fu's power and popular couples are divorcing! And since I will be working pretty hard core until next Thursday, I thought I'd write this blog now before we divorce and I have people all in my shit.  Here are some facts though. What happened with Tony and I, is Tony and my business. It's no one else's business thus is why I will not be talking about it, TO ANYBODY, other than this blog right here.  No. Tony did not screw me over. No. Tony is not a bad person. No, I did not screw him over. No, none of the rumors about other people causing shit in our relationship is true or the cause of this to happen. Tony and I both realized we have more of a friendship than a relationship. It was a MUTUAL decision. 100% mutual. I'm sure even me saying that though, certain
Why do men have be so hard to deal with. I have a male friend. He is really high strung. He and a few of his friends went grocery shopping last thursday. He bought some beer. Well we finally get almost home and another guy who was with me say that this guy was having a hard time carry all this beer. So My other friend offered to put one of the packs of beer in his backpack. And this other guy matt had a cow and thought we were stealing it from him.   I want to know why men need to be so high strung.
People Are So Fickle
Innocence Imprisoned
amanda knox and her parents are getting railroaded.if you believe this is true also.comment back thanks!
A Poem To Me From Tarard, Lord Of The Shirt Ripping
The button on my pants go down, And to the floor they drop, You slowly start to lick, Bitch, I didn't say stop! On top of your body, It may not be too rough, So I grab some hair and pull, Bitch, you aren't loud enough!   I feel your warm gushes, Flowing down my leg, And I grab your throat and squeeze, Bitch, I want you to beg! I am finally there, My spray gets your face all wet, As you rub it down your chest, Bitch, we aren't done yet! And it starts again...
Selena Gomez Who Says Lyrics It Speaks The Truth
[Verse 1] I wouldn't want to be anybody else ( Hey! ) You made me insecure Told me I wasn't good enough But who are you to judge When you're a diamond in the rough I'm sure you got some things You'd like to change about yourself But when it comes to me I wouldn't want to be anybody else Na na na na na Na na na na na na I'm no beauty queen I'm just beautiful me La na na na na na na na na! La na na na na na na na na! You've got every right To a beautiful life ( C'mon! ) Who says Who says you're not perfect Who says you're not worth it Who says you're the only one that's hurting Trust me That's the price of beauty Who says you're not pretty Who says you're not beautiful Who says [Selena Gomez - Verse 2] It's such a funny thing How nothing's funny when it's you You tell 'em what you mean But they keep whiting out the truth It's like a work of art That never gets to see the light Keep you beneath the stars Won't let you touch the sky [ From:
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What Happened To Most Of These Lounges On Fubar??? Either They Think Their Shit Doesn't Stink Or They Just Suck Balls... Either Way... GET OVER YOURSELVES.... Do Us All A Favor... Stop With The Dramatization Of Saying "My Lounge Is Bad Ass... Even Tho I Do Hang Out In Here A Lot And I Don't Get Paid For What I Do So I'll Just Pretend I Make A Killing Off These People" Take Ya Fuckin Monopoly Money And Buy Yourself A Damn Life With It... Cuz Fubar Is NOT The Way To Go... Get Over Urselves.. And To All The Lounge Owners Out There That Have Their Lil Cronies That You Call "Promoters" Go All Around Fubar Leaving Me And Countless Of Other People These Stupid Profile Comments Of Ya Lounge.... Just Delete Your Shit.... Nobody Cares About Your Lounge.... Nobody Will EVER Care About Your Lounge.... Get A Life... Hell.... If You're Single... GET A GIRLFRIEND... Or A Boyfriend If You're Attractive Enough To Do So... And Move On Away From This Place.... Because As Long As I'm Here... I Will Make Y
If I stepped into the lightAnd left my reflectionStanding in doorwaysAnd not look behindIf I coloured by the signsIn shadows and tonesKissing in cornersAnd not look behindIf I slipped into the quietA melody strongGlowing in darknessAnd not look behindIf I stepped into the lightAnd left my reflectionStanding in doorwaysAnd not look behindIf I fell between the linesDistant and drawnWaiting by streetlightsAnd not look behindIf I let the moments riseDiscover and fallHanging in hallwaysAnd not look behindI'd go crashing to the endCrashing to the endCrashing to the endCrashing to the endI'd go crashing to the endCrashing to the endCrashing to the endCrashing to the endCrashing to the end...Crashing to the endKissing in cornersCrashing to the end
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New Pledge Of Allegiance
This kid got an A+ for this paper BY A 15 yr. OLD SCHOOL KID Who got an A+ for this entry Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer: "New Pledge of Allegiance" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've out
Ability is a poor man's wealth.  -  John Wooden
Random Thoughts
October 3, 2011 A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: "Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.Mermaids do not exist.But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a g
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Dancing With Tears In My Eyes
Here We goWelcome to my FuneralWithout youI don't even have a pulseAll alone it's dark and coldWith every move I dieHere I go this is my confessional A lost cause nobody can save my soulI am so delusionalWith every move I dieI have destroyed our love its gonePayback is sick its all my faultI'm dancing with tears in my eyesJust fighting to get through the nightI'm losing it (losing it) With every move I dieI'm faded I'm broken insideI've wasted the love of my lifeI'm Losing it (losing it) With every move I dieWhen did I become such a hypocriteDouble life, lies that you caught me inTrust me I'm paying for itWith every move I dieOn the floor I'm just a zombieWho I am is not who I wanna beI'm such a tragedyWith every move I dieI have destroyed our love its gonePayback is sick its all my faultI'm dancing with tears in my eyesJust fighting to get through the nightI'm losing it (losing it) With every move I dieI'm faded I'm broken insideI've wasted the love of my lifeI'm Losing i
Just sending out a reminder to all the ladies that offered to do me up Cleavage signs.  I am still intrested in collecting them and those who havent.   I would be honoured if you would/could donate to the cause.    Those not sure what I am talking about, there is an album in my photos that is labeled cleavage signs.
Pissed... Rambling
Ok so WTH....     First of all there is Billy, the boy is freaking bipolar... when he is sober it's "there will never be a woman like you mama" then when he is drunk which is more often than not he just wants to run the roads and get with what ever chick will take him... and im nothing... lmao he still says he loves me but doesnt want to be with me again all when he is drunk!!! sober im the best thing to him and he knows he messed up..... Well he tells me last weekend that he wanted to take me to dinner and a movie.... wow a real date after back and forth for two yrs... normally we bbq at the house and drink or go to the bar.... but a real date HE said he wanted.... so all week we talked about this date... i did not let my self get excited untill the morning of when we were still talking about going that night.... well 530 came i got off work came home and got dolled up.... 630 he tells me he is working on a friends truck... so i txt asking how much longer did he think it would be.
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it hard to do what need to be done,but outlaws live life on the down loe,what ever needs to be done its done with all are heart and soul
Remember When
‎.remember when.....Checking out at the grocery store recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right about one thing -- our generation didn't have the green thing in “Our” day. So what did we have back then…? After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have.... Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every stor
Female Friends
Ya know, I've never had many female friends in my life. I have always had more male friends than anything (yes, just friends), always been considered one of the guys. Which is great, I do dig power tools, getting dirty and beer or booze more than frilly horse shit. But connections made here and other places have made me realize that there are more girls like me out there. I am happy for the female connections I have made that are more than a girl in a pretty dress. CHEERS to the strong women that I love with all that I am! And you know who I mean!!!!  
Giving Rides
So, I had a decent time in the last week or two. I went from Texas, to California. Then back to Texas. Met some new people and gave a couple of rides. The last one was a woman who was traveling. Just traveling...she didn't have a destination in mind, she just wanted to move around the country. so I took her with me for a while. Decent to look at, not much for conversation. She talked to herself more then she talked to me. But I enjoyed the company for a bit. And for those who think I picked her up for sex, you're wrong... there was no funny business. She slept in the top bunk, I slept in the bottom bunk. We got up in the morning and drove on. I actually, kinda, miss the woman now that she's gone. Funny how things seem to be sometimes. One minute you're happy with being alone and on the road. Then you're getting too much time alone. So, spend some time with someone you just met and see what happens.
28th Amendment
My Blog Is My Way Of Speaking
  I have neglected my blog, after years of consistency and years of cataloguing every dull event in my life, along came twitter and our podcast and bang went the blog.   Well, it’s back, I love being able to look back and see what I was doing in 2004 on a rainy Wednesday- wouldn’t you? Fu-k yea!   Am 51 years old and a stand up comic, women my age (according to some folk) shouldn’t be standing in a night club swinging their fat ass to some music as they wait to go onstage and do their comedy thing- but I do and I love it.   The down side to being 51 is am starting to witness more friends and family slowly get illness’s and die, that didn’t happen as much in my 30s and it is worrying me now. This age thing, I know my dad won’t last forever- but I am not ready to face that s-it yet.   The upside is I get to travel and see pals across the world in my job. My recent trip to London to see Monica was cracking fun not only did I get to enjoy her am
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A Lil Funny...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. ... The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could
    Yep, I'm getting dragged kicking and screaming into this fucking fight against some pretty inconsiderate bastards that wont let these children be mourned not even 24 hours after the fact. I've tried so hard to just let it be for a while and it simply cant be done. As soon as this unthinkable tragedy happened the political agenda to ban the "evil" firearms was shoved in all of out faces by media, politicians, "progressives", and armchair politicians so I reluctantly offer my rebuttal. Taking away a tool from a tradesman in any occupation will hinder them from doing their job. Im a firefighter....taking away my breathing apparatus hinders me from going into a building filled with toxic gas, allowing me to complete a search for defenseless victims. Trying to take away firearms from law abiding citizens WILL change the face of this country into a criminals Disney World. It WILL hinder the free American from defending themselves and turn us all into... sheep, chewing on cud, just wait
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Lay Me Down
Lay me down to die, Let my last tears drift from my eyes. Let the wind blow through my hair, For I will no longer care. Place me gently upon the cold earth. Let the morning dew wet my body through. Let the earths moisture seep inside me. And return me to its grey brown hue. Place my ashen face to the west, Looking to places where I have been. Where Ive felt a sun kissed smile on me, And my mind can fade at peace with that final scene Leave me as silent as the wind, Blowing high in the atmosphere. Dont make a sound, My memories of my lovers voice are all I want to hear. Let me lay there on the ground, Let me absorb my final fate. Let me leave this world alone. If he cant be my final Date. KinkyScreams 2006©
Having Fun And I Blame Jesus
I sit and think about my life I know it is full of strife With this in mind I am having fun I blame jesus for this long life run I sit everyday and pray Then I go play I worship him til the end Know that it all will mean something with my death I get to meet new friends They all depend on me writing great poems I have loved many people Their is only one that hits as an earthquake in my life When she figures out that the time has come We will make a long happy life run For all this fun I blame Jesus cause he is the one I will have the life of a peasent king Because I will one day put a ring on her finger She will remember me as just a man The one who was part of her life plan Travel the world far and wide She will lay down at night with a smile Then when I am gone She will look to Jesus and say thank you for this one I told you I would have fun She blames jesus for all her fun
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Omg So Young
I just recived real sad news . A very good friend of mine from NY lost her daughter lastnight do to her boytriend shooting her in the head. Then killed 4 others over her not wanting to be with him anymore. I am so far away from her i cant even hold her and tell her how sorry i am . I know my friend for 20 years, She and i found out the same day we were going to be moms . my heart is so hurt right now that i cant be there. Her daughter christina was 19 just like my daughter and man i just could not see that happening to me. R,I P Christina
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Guess Who's The Happiest Girl In The World?
ME!!! I just got the call.... Azura the Magnificent (my puter) is ready to go. I can pick her up today. Just my luck that I'm working.... But Comp USA is open late! Woo-hoooooooo! I may or may not be on later tonight, it all depends on how quickly I get her and get everything loaded. I think I just got a little wet thinking about it. Or maybe I peed my pants.... ;)
Best Ass On Cherrytap Contest 12/8/06-12/15/06
OK off those hot asses! Gonna cut it off at 20 pics to be posted on my page. Will leave winner's pic up forever! Gotta add me as a friend to get it on....give me the link to your profile and pic to post!
1 Meaning Of Living
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~
A Christmas Without Booze
Who woulda thought My family wouldn't drive to drink enough to get buzzed this year lol ok so maybe their not that bad but close. One section of y family is very superficial and snooty, and those of you who know me know that isn't me. But christmas overall was great. My kids had the giving spirit which rocked. My friend danny gave my sissy and I each gift cards for a day at the spa which rocks. My best gift this year?? my oldest made me something at school and it will hang in a place of honor on my tree every year. I hope that you guys had decent christmas' I know that for some that is hard to do, however I do hope you did. Well I am goig to get back to work but if you need anything hit me up and when I get some free time I will get ya back *huggles*
Videos, Blinkies, And Morphs
I see these everywhere scrolling across my screen, on nearly everyone's page. Frankly the morphs creep me out. Especially people that morph into animals. No offense to my morphing friends I just don't get it. I have seen some cool a girl that morphs into a pinup that one was cool. For the most part I don't like them and usually they annoy me. The flashing blinky photos on the other hand I like for the most part. I wish I had some but I have no idea how to make them. Anybody have some tips I'd love to hear them. There are some tasteful cool ones out there that wouldn't incite seizures in most viewers. The video clips that get uploaded...while I would like to have some and would like to learn how to do it...I have yet to see one that doesn't gross me out completely!! K the bouncy boobs gif isn't so bad but there are some just plain foul clips on this site. So the point is some of this stuff annoys the shit out of me, and I'm super jealous that I can't d
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4 Days In And Feeling Better Sorta
Well I just got back from a run, And I've been thinking, its been 4 days since i quit smoking, and already I'm feeling better. I've found one thing though, I get angry now, when I was smoking i could just be blase about pretty much everything, but now, Even playing NFS underground2 I find myself screaming banshee like at the other cars because they scratched my ride more ran me off the road, becoming truly pissed off... I have been proud to say I havn't been truly pissed in about 4 years.. and then i realize.. thats how long I've been smoking. I tried to stop before and it just never worked, and hopefully this new town, new job will help, being around all these heath nuts will do me good I hope. I have another reason and she/he knows who she is...
Morning Already [swe Version]
(dont care if you dont udnerstand if u wanna find a swe person to translate it for ya ffs) ja man sitter här igen. yrvaken och jävlig. sitter och saknar en personså sjukt mkt att det gör fan ont i hjärtat. min sol, som sken upp mitt liv en kort period, som fick mig att tro att det fanns hopp för mig med, allt var så perkeft, allt va så bra. kärleken flöda och jag har aldrig vart så förälskad i hela mitt liv. nu känns allt som en illusion. vad va verkligt? vad kan bli? finns det någon kärlek kvar? vart finns du för mig? svar jag alltid undrat över, svar jag grubblar över, svar som jag aldrig kommer få hur mycket jag än bönar och ber. jag älskar han som jag aldrig älskat någon annan i hela mitt liv. ett hopp om den eviga kärleken. mer grubbel och tankar som flyger, en illusio av mitt perfekta liv. allt jag har är vänner. när ska någon älskar mig tillbaka som jag vill bli älskad. finns han? eller är det bara en dröm det med? mitt hopp finns kvar. och jag älskar min sol med hela mitt hj
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Rip Royell Walker...
Fuck man this is too soon jo...we just lost Bo it was tha same wit chu young...i knew you since you was young too...we all played ball....damn jo you could've did somethin wit was good n basketball i don't know why you went tha route you did...but shyt man i ain't even gonna lie to done some shyt jo...some real was only a matter of seem like when i left tha block...erybody changed and was on some different shyt...well.. you live n you learn young i just hope ya lil brova learn somethin from this...that its much more to life than guns n drugs...I'ma hold you down nigga...RIP...
Funny Hippo
funny hippo
1. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. 4. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. 5. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 6. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 8. Never buy a car you can't push. 9. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. 10. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 11. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. 12. The second mouse gets the cheese. 13. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 14. Birthdays
Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me? 17.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W
This Cool Guy Needs To Level 26.2k Needed Thanks!
This awesome guy needs to level... Can you come show him some love when you have a moment.... mizotte59 member of the Quiet Angels@ fubar He or I will show you love later....
A Fireman's Life
You stay up for 16 hours Hes been up for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasnt eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five years olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through the floor. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks down the highway looking for the motorcyclists missing limb. _________________________ You compl
Canceling My Account
I'll be canceling my account this weekend. I am so sick and tired of the stupid drama and bullshit on this site. I have made a few really good friends on here and I'd like to stay in touch with a few of you so if I don't have you on yahoo or myspace and you want to keep in touch, let me know. I bid everyone else farewell and goodbye. And all you mumming assholes that think this is about you. FUCK OFF. You're all drama seeking attention whores.
A Pirate Story (you Can Help With)
...Deep sea lepricahns Be the worse and meanest of thee Lepricahns of the world. They got that way by bein' out to sea a might too long. But alass the ony human that could defeet the Lepricahns and resccue the play time toy and send the Lepricohn runnin' scared was the Very Lovly and boobtastic women, who was only known as "Dawn thee Pirate Enchantriss of Lepricahns". Dawn was human or yet looked human. She had the biggest chest anypirate had seen with a heart to match. she be 7feet 11inches tall (with out her size 11 thigh high high heel boots). She weighted 388 pounds of mostly muscule, bone and boobs. Her hair was blonde with bright red highlights and fell to the middle of her back. She had a gentel, kind careing sole that could stricke fear in to the hearts of any Lepricahns. She always wore skirts short enough to go to battle in. She was a wiz with thee cuttless. she was a truly worthy Pastafarian who gladly warshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster. So one day, "Dawn thee Pir
Hi ya'll. Sorry but i've been busy. Went to the ER on Labor day for a minor pain and ended up with 6 coronary bypasses. WHATEVER!!... Didn't even know they did more than 4 lol....have not been ignoring..just couldn't talk for a month......still love ya if ya love me.....g
My hand hovers at the door as I realise that this is my last chance to pull out, who knows what awaits me if I make the fateful knock? Perhaps I haven't been exchanging erotic emails with an incredibly sexy young woman at all, perhaps it's some cheese grater welding axeman salivating at the chance to tear the skin from some young fool. Perhaps it's a whole team of guys ready to gang rape me to an inch of my life. Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps I should grow some balls and shut the fuck up. My hand trembles as I make a few hesitant raps at the door. I hear foot steps, my heart jumps. I can feel a thick surge of adrenalin through every fibre. The knob turns, the door opens. Relief. Desire. The delicously gorgeous women of my fantasies looks me up and down, bites her bottom lip and takes me by the hand. "I'm so glad you came" she says as she leads me into the room. "How could I resist?" I lamely reply as my gaze is drawn to the beautiful ass that is showing through her sheer white panties.
Bad Day
You know you're in for a bad day when, for some reason you can't fall asleep until 3 am and you have to be up at 6. Then you only get 1 1/2 hours sleep because while sleeping you get a really bad cramp in your thigh. When you finally fall back asleep, the alarm clock starts beeping, you hit snooze and roll over. Only to find out you accidently turned off the alarm and wake up late for work. Now I am at work yawning my head off, can't concentrate fully and want be able to anything about sleep until I get home tonight because I have errands to run when I get off at 5 pm. Man, I need a vacation. How's everyone elses day going?
Please Help This Supercalifragalistic Lady Level To 420 Lol
Please help this awesome lady level! She helps a lot of people out... Let's be there for her. 420chic (happily married)
Been 10 Years, But Still Hurts
They say you neevr forget your first pet, but you also never forget your very 1st best's true what they say..a dog is a man's best friend, and he was mines. imikimi - Customize Your World
If You're Reading This ~ Tim Mcgraw
Bush Is Selling All The Yellow Ribbons
so now i understand by bush and cheany felt that we should go to "war" bush owns a factory that produces yellow his factory they make yellow ribbon stickers, yellow ribbon decals, some say support our troops (like we wouldnt support someone who is being forced to fight in a stupid war), yellow ribbon shirts, anything that has to do with a yellow ribbon is made by bush...this is how i figure it all went day bush was sitting in the oval office playing game boy when cheany came in and told bush we needed to go to war so all his stocks in halliburton would go up and he could make like 50 billion dollars so bush argreed but then he asked "dick what can i do with my yellow ribbon sticker factory?" so cheany told him they would tell all the stupid americans to buy these ribbons so we can prove we are real americans...he also told bush to tell everybody "were gonna fight um over there so we dont have to fight them over here, but if we do have to fight um over h
Indiana Girl
A girl from Indiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Indiana, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Indiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from ... bitch?"
I Need All Of U
hello to all of my fu family friends and fans,,, i have not been around for a while due to my illness,,,it has pretty much keep me in bed becuase it hurts to bad to get up. i am been trying everyday to get up a little more all the time. my legs r getting worse and on top of all thats headhunter662's which most of u know is my husband,,,,his health is getting worse,,so please keep us in ur thoughts and prayers as we r going through this tough time right now. I thank and love all of u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01-23-08 (2 Years)
I hope 'IF' this day finds you definitely twisted That your bends and turns at lease had a few Good stomach laughs & spins from within. What I used to call "losing my stomach" Yesterday (the 22nd) was 2 years here at fubar, Talk about twist and turns ... I bumped into this site by accident: I'd been logging on daily to a "dating" site called OkCupid for about two years when an on-line friend sent me a link to a site "Hot -or- Not" to rate her picture there. I stuck around that site most of the day (Checking out the "hotties") I made a profile uploaded a couple of pictures there to get "rated" too ... Just finished up and notice a banner ad for a place called: And the rest is history ... I've mention to anyone who listen ... About how much work & growth I witnesse
Fingers Crossed It Is A Good One
Hi, i have my 2nd time infront of a photographer on tuesday. Im very nervous about it, normally hubby takes all my pics. Im doing a artistic nude shoot with another female who is a good friend which makes it better. Lots of nice arty pics with hr should be nice. I cant post new pics here til i level up..... Wish me luck. Kylie..x
Just Friends
when we first started talking , I knew you where the girl for me, although we maybe different oppisits attract, the short time we spent together proved my instincts to be true. I really enjoy talking to you taking things slowly is for the best friendship comes first exploring other options comes next as our relationship grows. I want you to know your a wonderful girl so kind and sincere, I just want to hold you near and help chase away all your fears because you deserve the best. I like you for who you are, not who you could be not for your past although it has helped make you who you have become but for your future dont let old memories block out or take away from your hearts bright future
Bc Biotch!!!
DUDE YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM BC WHEN: West Coast, bitch! W Some facts about B.C. (well... mostly lower mainland) and you: 1. You know the provincial flower: the dogwood 2. You can taste the difference between Tim Hortons, Second Cup, and Seattle's Best. 3. Lower Mainland only: The last time there was snow, you were so confused you tried to snort it. 4. You can't tell, is marijuana still illegal? 5. You hate the Calgary Flames with a passion. 6. You point out vancouver landmarks in nearly every movie and TV show 7. You don't understand why Manitoba and Saskatchewan are considered western Canada 8. While driving on your morning commute, you switch between heat and air conditioning multiple times 9. You consider 2 degrees freezing cold 10. You know that there is actually a town called Dawson Creek 11. You know how to distinguish between the different types of asian food 12. You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos, Ucluelet, Esquimalt, Sooke & Nanaimo. 13. You actua
Tag You're It
Ok I have been tagged and have to come up with 10 random things about me.....hmmmmmm ok lets give it a whirl...... 1. My names NOT Joey ...... 2. I AM a dad ....... 3. I DON'T live in CO. ....... 4. I WAS married .......... 5. I DON'T smoke crack ........ 6. I DO occasionally enjoy the "smell" of cocaine .. 7. I DON'T kick dogs ......... 8. I DO kick people ........ 9. I ALWAYS mean what I say ........... 10. I HARDLY ever say what I mean .......... WOW..Ok thats that over with ( harder than u might think ) your turn....BUT can not tag me back....and u have to send a message or shout to your 5 telling them they have been tagged and to read your blog . so my 5 ppl are...... Wishes to Fly..... IMHELLBOUND... V!kka... ~*JessicA*~... & wt...? ...
Reverse Funnel System Review
REVERSE FUNNEL SYSTEM REVIEW Are you ready to learn the SECRET to online wealth? The Reverse Funnel System combines Network Marketing with the power of Internet Marketing. People no longer have to cold call prospects, chase dead-end leads, spend themselves broke on advertising campaigns or even hound people about building true financial freedom for themselves. This system weeds everybody out and leaves users with highly motivated, truly qualified leads. The sheer power behind the Reverse Funnel System, comes from its solid foundation and step by step filtering process. Systems that work are the backbone to success for many highly coveted industry leaders. The Reverse Funnel System is a funded proposal method which supplements advertising dollars by giving users upfront cash in their pocket. It weeds leads out through a series of proven steps and turns them into qualified prospects without user interaction. When the prospect becomes properly qualified, the system will
Graveyard Suicide
I walked through the local cemetery last night It was so quiet, everyone was at peace I felt so welcome, so at home there among the deceased I begun thinking, why do I continue on why do I inhale even one more breath when all I dream of is the eternal slumber that can only be brought about by death Grief and pain are the only inhabitants of a soul which would otherwise be an empty space Was it time for the end? This was the choice which I faced After all, everyday is merely a continuation of the one which preceded it There have been times when I felt slightly hopeful but there was never any hope when I most needed it And there is little I wish to recall the years are wrought with sadness I've lost my mind, a million times but I always find it again within madness As my heart has drifted along I knew it could not stay afloat with each day that passed I felt it sink deeper in misery's boat So there, amongst the dead I came to the conclusion That it w
Send To All Your Myspace Friends
TOP 6 QUESTIONS: 1. What is fubar? 2. How do I change my personal information? 3. How can I change my email address and/or password? 4. How do I add color, graphics, and sound to my profile? 5. Where do I go for technical support? 6. How do I report someone who has stolen my photos or identity to fubar? GENERAL HELP: Is fubar free? How do I meet people on fubar? Where do I report underage users? What is my Shoutbox? Can anyone read it? How do I clear it? How do I change my password? How do I recover my password? How do I change my email address? How do I verify my email address? How do I change my personal information? How do I delete my account? What is the online bar? What is the mobile address option in my profile? How do I leave someone a comment? How do I send someone a message? What are tooltips? What is the difference between a Friend and a Fan? How do I remove a fan? How do I search for someone? How can I find help? How can I read my messages? Ho
Please Help Our Animals
What would u do? I have a FRIEND and we talk back and forth and one day my friend asked me something that made me feel weird and I did not know how to resopnd so I laughed, but it kinda hurt me that my friend would ask me such a thing. what would you do ?
Well it said to post in blog and stuff to get free so i am going to see how this works!! so here is my midget! dont know what you suppose to do with it but guess i will learn soon!!
10 Husbands, Still A Virgin.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t
Friends Or Not ???
IF ANYONE and I mean ANYONE feels like I have USED them to reach godfather level please dont be scared to tell me I will remove you from my list. After wanting to leave 25 to life because a lack of repsonses from many of its members over a period of time I was told by the owner that I used 25 to life to get to godfather level. Without being able to respond to this I was blocked from the owners page. HOW 3rd Gradish can ya get??? However THAT is NOT the case, i was accused of leaving a few rates here and there...well i rated one who hadnt even been to my page to ad fan or rate me...but i still rated fanned and gifted her, not to mention the time I invested in making tags for the club. With over 800 friends its kinda tough to keep up with EVERYONE so I returned love to those who showed or returned it to me.I reposted bullitens for the members whenever they asked I always helped them when i was asked and this is what I get. Hell on my Happy only a handfull of 25 to life came to my page.
I Hope
So i heard this song for the first time on my way to work today and i kind of hit me hard. Sorry I know the video blogs are a pain.
A Poem
if special was a flower id send some ur way.... if special was a butterfly.... id send some your way.... if specail was a rainbow id send one today..... if these are all special there is nothing as special as u are to me there aint enough thing that i can send to you
225000 To Godfather! Please Help!
keith67 ~ FU Husband to Phoenix~ owned by~ Crazy_Momx4~ & VODKAGURL
Bubble Train (check With Hostess For Current List)
Goodnight Y'all...
It's been a great first day back... now I'm off to go take a nice hot, steamy bubble bath. Afterwards I will lather up with lotion, and then maybe paint my toenails... Anyone wanna join me?? *giggles* Nite nite everyone!
Hey Everyone!!!
Hey!!! During the Auto 11s I got a lot of rates and I would like to thank everyone for their help especially Jeff for giving me the option to... Well because of all the love I got I am sure I missed returning some profile rates and fans in the process because fubar doesn't store stuff in the bar tab after a certain limit... i tried to keep up but I know i missed some people... If you visited my page and i did not rate or fan you back.. please let me know by leaving either a comment in my blog or sending me a private message... i will be sure to visit ur page with a rate and fan.... Thanks so much to everyone for helping!! Love you all Muah♥
What Love Is 2 U
It is Love that gives me purpose to change and grow and learn. It is Love that guides me on this path and helps me choose each turn. It is Love that gives me courage to stand against my fears; to open up my heart to you, to let you see my tears. It is Love that gives me trust and hope when little thing go wrong. When distance stands between us, it is Love that keeps me strong. It is Love that offers harmony and a friendship that is true. How wonderful that I can share a Love like this with you!
How To Clean Your Mouse
How to Clean Your Mouse This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excess
Level ☆ M¥lf™ ☆
Level M¥LF™ she has auto 11's ☆ M¥LF™ ☆Co-Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties☆OWNED BY COLONEL☆SER GREETER@ fubar I love this girl, she is the sweetest, and wants to level before her bday, level this beauty before the 27th Disclaimer: pssst, be vewy vewy careful, she might be highly addictive
A Christmas Poem
oh we need a little christmas and that's all you'll get with bills and life all my money is spent no ribbons and paper or shiny new bows only misery, sorrow, and other such woes my son wants everything what should i do? give him what little i can and hear his boo hoo's? that his letter to santa got lost in the mail? will he be upset, scream and whail? feelings of inadequacy shame fills my heart i am such a bad mother not doing my part this year all the gaiety of the holidays will ensue but for me it will be nothing but stressful and blue
Wednesday Dec. 17, 2008
My husband is a bit tired today. His speech slurs a bit more when he is tired so he staying real quiet. His speech therapy went real well. Three weeks have passed since he had the stroke... We are now waiting for a big storm to dump more snow on us during the night... we expect 3 to 5 inches overnight.
Roast Stuffed Chicken
Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 1 hr 50 min Makes: 10 servings What You Need 1-1/2 cups hot water 3 Tbsp. margarine or butter, cut up 1 pkg. (6 oz.) STOVE TOP Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1 roasting chicken or capon (5 lb.) 1/4 tsp. dried thyme leaves or dried tarragon leaves Make It PREHEAT oven to 325°F. Mix hot water and margarine in large bowl until margarine is melted. Add stuffing mix; stir just until moistened. Set aside. (Do not stuff chicken until ready to bake.) STUFF chicken lightly with prepared stuffing; close openings with skewers and string. Place, breast-side up, on rack in baking pan; sprinkle with thyme. BAKE 1 hour 40 min. or until chicken is cooked through (180°F) and stuffing is heated through (165ºF), basting occasionally with the pan juices. Kraft Kitchens Tips Serving Suggestion Serve with sauteed vegetables and a glass of fat-free milk. Variation Substitute a 3- to 4-lb. roasting chicken for the 5-lb. roasting chicken; stuff as d
Gps Stolen
Ok I am sorry. I am in a bad mood tonight because my car was broken into and my GPS was stolen. I am writing here because it helps me get it out and maybe not be so upset. How could someone do that? Why me? Why didn't the touch my purse which was there too with my CC's, checkbook, driver's license ect.? ARGH!!! I have/had addresses in there that I do not have any where else. I used it daily because I am horrible with directions. WHY????? I feel so violated. With all that I do for everyone else, how could this happen to me? Thank you for letting me vent here. I am off to be upset and cry for a few minutes. $500 lost.. gone.. sucks when you can't afford to replace it so you will never have one again. this is what makes me not trust people! ;akljdsfk;lajsdfk;lajdsfklasghai;hgaseialega;sklhgoiarg
Jades Dirty Diamonds
EACH WEEK, I'LL DO A PIMPOUT , ONE MEMBER A WEEK,A RANDOM GROUP PIMP OUT BULLETIN, ALONG WITH COMMENTS,BLOG,GIFTS(RANDOM AND WHEN IT'S UR WEEK TO BE PIMPED OUT...this is for guys & girls!!THOSE THAT DON'T KEEP ME AND ALL MEMBERS ADDED & FANNED WILL BE REMOVED, THIS CREW IS ABOUT SHOWING SUPPORT & LUV , THE FUBAR WAY, THANX ALL. HUGZ. DIAMOND. The mere mention of the word fills the mind with a multitude of concepts and images. Diamond is a mineral, a natural crystalline substance, the transparent form of pure carbon. Diamond is something superb, the peerless "king of gems" that glitters, dazzles, and symbolizes purity and strength. Diamond is for engagement and the 75th wedding anniversary, for a commitment to never-ending love. Diamond is indomitable, the hardest surface known. Diamond is exotic, formed in Earth's interior and shot to the surface by extraordinary volcanoes. A diamond is likely the oldest thing you will ever own, probably 3 billion years in age, fully two thirds
Really Touching
I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Aunty, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the dolll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . Iwanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to
Terrible Loss
My best friend Nikki... I met her a few years ago at work. We had a laugh when she transferred a call to me and it came from a Karen. I questioned her since it's my name too and I didn't know there was another Karen. Turns out it's her first name, she went by Nikki her middle name. We became friendly acquaintences. A hi when we crossed paths and an occasional chat in the break room. Fast forward a few years and we both end up in the same department. We become fast friends. Find out we have tons of things in common. She's even right there beside me when I meet and fall in love with my now husband. Things started getting out of control for her. She eventually got suspended from work and ended up in rehab. It turned out to be a great thing for her. She started attending AA, NA, and SLA meetings. Then my job did layoffs and they cut her. She got really depressed, and then last week she called crying. I calmed her down, we made plans. I get a call a few hours later
Birthday Calculator
5 March 1979 Your date of conception was on or about 12 June 1978 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Pisces. Your Life path number is 7. Your fortune cookie reads: The days you work are the best days. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 4 & 22. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 3, 6, 8 & 11. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2443937.5. The golden number for 1979 is 4. The epact number for 1979 is 2. The year 1979 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980. You were born in the Chinese year of the Goat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Wolf; your plant is Plantain. You were born in the Egyptian month of Pachons, the
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Auto11/cherry Bomb Auction
I am auctioning an Auto11/Cherry Bomb! Your Choice. Starting bid is only 1 Fubuck! There will be a Buyout Bid of 15 million FuBux.(This means that someone wanting to insure a win of this bling can bid 15 million and the auction will close upon their payment of this buyout bid.) The Auction will Run until Midnight Sunday 4-5-09. All Bids must be posted in this blog by the bidder. If two bids for the same amount are posted the one POSTING on the blog first will hold that bid. Showing me your naked pictures does not constitute as a bid. Sexual favors must be presented in person before close of bidding to be considered valid. Samples Required. Payment is expected BEFORE delivery of the Bling. No Exceptions. Payment is expected within 12 hours of the auction close. In case of Default of Bid by winner, the bling will then go to the next highest bidder for their top bid. I reserve the right to cancel this auction at any time prior to payment of the winning bid.
Dear Alchohol
Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend,you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-workcocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around at the holidays,hidden inside chocolates, as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midstof endless family gatherings. However, lately I’ve been wondering aboutyour intentions. While I want to believe that you have my bestinterests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwiseconsequences:1. Phone calls: While I agree with you thatcommunication is important, I question the suggestion that anyconversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2am. Why wouldyou make me call those ex-boyfriends or potentials when I know for a fact they don’t want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2.Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest thatI eat a frozen burrito, along with leftover spaghetti and s
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Oh Noes...
Should i be offended that this ad came up?  
Burn It Down - Five Finger Death Punch
You think you know me, you don't know shit. I've seen the world through your eyes, and it makes me sick I question all of your answers, they're fucking lies I won't conform to your system, I'd rather die I burn it down, just to watch it go, I burn it down So everybody knows, I burn it down, Just to see it fall, I burn it down, I hate it to the core. You think you're a martyr, Not hard to see You want to rule the fucking world You gotta get through me Your iron fists will be broken, No soul to sell You think I'll burn for my actions, see you in hell Burn it down I do it for myself, Burn it down For me and no one else I burn it down, just to watch it fall, Burn it down I hate you fucking all I burn it down, just to watch it go, I burn it down So everybody knows, I burn it down Just to see it go, I burn it down I hate it to the core
Excito Staff Expectations
Recently it has come to question what a Good Staff Member is. Recently we have had problems with our staff being forced to choose between the lounge they agreed to protect, and their friends who feel the need to cause problems in the lounge. A Good Staff Member Realizes that THEIR FRIENDS WHO ARE CAUSING PROBLEMS FOR THE LOUNGE THEY WORK FOR ARE THE ONES WHO ARE FORCING THEM TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AND THE LOUNGE THEY WORK FOR! A Good Staff Member REALIZES that if those people were their friends, they wouldn't attack what they value. They would bow out gracefully when fired, not cause problems for the lounge that their friends work for. Let's say that YOU are staff in Excito Diabolus. And your friend George (a fake person) was just fired because he lied to the lounge owner saying that he couldn't DJ anymore because it was interfering with work, when the truth was that he wanted to DJ for another lounge. Jesus 666 Fires this person, and this person runs all over fubar telling that he
The most spectacular,indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone. Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete. This love is unconditional affection with no limits or conditions: completely loving someone. It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa. It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up, the feeling that warms your heart and leaves you overcome by a feel
so i think facebook is pretty fantastic, it might just be because i changed a lot since i graduated high school and i'm a lot prettier now. i get messages from random people that i had always admired in school telling me how pretty i am. ...i guess i just like the Attention.
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The Leo Sex Horoscope And How To Sexually Please Leo
So, let's take a look now at the individual positions of Mars and Venus, starting with the female horoscopes. Gender Mars Venus Description Sun in LEO Femalehoroscope Mars in fire Venus in fire excessive sexual desires, extramarital affairs, instant-sex, loves visualizations, passionate, love at first sight, indiscreet, wants to be amused and entertained(!), enthusiasm, supportive family, quite blunt, wants a sports-minded partner, gorgeous with venus and mars in Leo, nearly always has children Venus in earth wants to be amused and entertained (!), sensual, loves physical beauty and luxury, materialistic, money through marriage, social, exhibitionism, multiple marriages, traumatic events re parents/family Venus in water wants to be amused and entertained (!), domestic, the atmosphere, ambience and surroundings are extremely important (!), tumultuous affairs, strong desire for love, sensual, well-liked, loves dancing, lover/partner has sex aff
My Life According To:
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)." ← not doing this   Pick an artist: Dave Matthews Band   Are you male or female: Monkey Man   Describe yourself: Best of whats around   How do you feel: So right   Describe where you live: The space between   If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Louisiana Bayou   Your favorite form of transportation: Two step   Your best friend is: Bartender   You and your best friends are: True reflections   Whats the weather like: Grey Street   Favorite time of day: Sleep to dream her   If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: One sweet world   What is life to you: Help myself   Your current relaitionship: So Right   Your fears: What will become of me?   Thought of the d
A Question For The Masses
So I am watching TV and in the last hour 2 commercials have come on advertising the great connection made on the advertised dating site. Why the hell aren't they showing all of the complete disaterous connections made? Why do they have to pay the actors to portray a happy couple? Why do people buy into this crap? Anyone out there ever have a wonderful experience on a dating site that resulted in a long term serious healthy relationship?     I'm thinking KNOT!
I Will Always Believe In You
  Some people won't believe in you;they won't encourage youto follow your dreams,but you must always believe in you,no matter how long the journeyahead seems. Some people will be jealous of you;their words will be sharp and unkind,but you must close your earsto such words,and never allow them to changeyour direction or your mind. I'll always believe in youand encourage youto follow your dreams,and I'll try my best to show youthat the road is neveras long as it seems. I'll always cheer for you;my words will be warm and kind,because I truly treasure you.You own a part of my heart,and you're always on my mind.
I sit here and cut my wrists and watch the blood run down my arms. I start to think about  everyone that told me that they care about me then that FUCKED me over. so I cut my wrists a little deeper  and watch more blood run down my arms. I star to feel weak. the phone rings and all i hear you  crying and telling me to stop and you say I love you baby. I tell you that its to late. you tell me to stay where  I'm at.  so i hang up the phone. I start thing about how much I hurt you by CUTTING my wrist.  so i go to talk my life  i put the knife to my wrist but cant do it I go the closit and grab the gun i put it to my head and you run in right be for i put the trigger.  you grab the gun form me and  the you say you cant lose me  you tell me  you love me  and i'm the only one you want to be with. I tell you that i'm sorry you hurting you by cutting my wrist. you tell me is ok you still love me.i tell you that  i only want to be with you and i love you... so you help me clean
Seeing Eye Dog
You're my seeing eye dog and I am blind You take me there every time With that winning combination of loyal and kind Your eyes like wells to the water of your mind I want to take a long, cool drink from your bucket To every thought I could think now, I say fuck it I just want to go with how I feel Like my only job here Is to care for and covet you, dear I love the way your stories seem to fall from your lips With just enough slobber so it sparkles and drips The way you hang the whole room on a word Like a little stick in the beak of a bird First we touched fingers and then we touched toes Then my army surrendered My government overthrown I threw myself a little role reversal and followed you home Just dying to be chewed The dog was chosen by the bone Be my seeing eye dog Cuz I am blind Just take me there One more time With that winning combination of loyal and kind Your eyes like wells to the water of your mind I want to take a long, cool drink from your bucket To every thought I
I'ma Polish Hoar. I Admit It.
So, I have been a busy lil bee this morning. So far I have polished Pedro's weiner, Doug's exploding pecker, LilBoop's ta tas And beaver, mb's kitten, and Witchie woman's WEINER. Who knew Witchie has a WEINER?   And now DIT's weiner.  Someone stop me!
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Art 2
Well, to look or to see. This is the  struggle. As an artist I am obligated to see not just look. To truly make art we must understand what it is that we are trying to recreate. Like I said before not any fruit, that fruit. We must hone in and caress that fruit with our eyes in its entirety. Its gradations its shape its quirkiness its simplicity of essence its complexities . In a manner of speaking we must own the object what erver it may be.  
Sometimes I really don't understand why life is how it is. Why do bad things happen to good people?   Im sitting here, and I am completely broken.   I lost my grandmother today. I have been awake for two days, and stayed by her bedside and sang to her, and rubbed her feet, and told her how beautiful she truly is.   I can still hear the raspy breathing in my head. It won't stop. The struggling for air, the coughing. It brought back so many memories of losing my mom.   My grandmother was the glue to hold my family together, and now that she is gone, they are fighting already, and saying such hurtful things to eachother. I have had to be SO strong for everyone in my family. Even when I was awake in the middle of the night, wishing things would change, I couldn't break down. I had to be in control for them. I had to make one of the most difficult phone calls in my life today. I had to call and tell my father that his mother died before he had a chance to say goodbye. Hearing my d
Me And My Husband
Me and my husband meet when we were 5 y/o in kindergarten. You might say it was fate or destiny it was going to happen.  I've never meet a man as caring loving and sexy as he is, he is most definitely my everything and more. Not one man in my life has loved me as much as he loves me, and he treats me like a queen just like royalty. So where i am going with all this is i love John Pixley with all my heart soul and being and if anyone was to get in the way of him i would eliminate them all togteher. FINE                                              love star pixley

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