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Privilege
Privilege Celebrities are our royalty. Privilege is that club we all rabidly desire to get into. If we can’t be famous, being near fame is the next best thing, or chasing fame paparatzo style. But, privilege is a bubble that is tough to breach. That’s why 300 pound pounders, cockblock every effort to @ least touch the hem or get a whiff of even the parfum. Knowing the bouncer to get into an exclusive club, knowing the best coke dealer makes the party, knowing the maitre’ D @ an exclusive restaurant. Having more beautiful girls @ your cocktail party than men, these are all privileges of one sort or another. They’re usually in close proximity to that thing called cash, wealth, money (old or new) or perhaps a con. Then, for the people truly off their nut, killing the famous, is a simple shortcut. The media have designed it so that fame translates to infamy. You become as famous as the person you kill. It’s Hollywood math. Takes no talent, except for the murder, & murder is eas

Cancun Memorial Day Weekend(the Jumpoff)
CANCUN MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND(THE JUMPOFF) Place: Cancun, Mexico Date: May 25-28, 2007 Comments: For anyone that has been to Cancun knows that the FUN is Non-Stop! Each year, more participants agree that this is the hottest spot to be during Memorial Day Weekend. Once again its on. Cancun (May 25-28, 2007) is anticipated to be one of the largest Memorial Day weekend celebrations ever. It is one of the largest urban events held outside of the United States.With more than 15 thousand expected, rooms on the island won’t last. Last year (2006) over 15 thousand people attended Cancun for the Memorial Day weekend celebration.At night, party with 4000 beautiful people until the sun comes up with some of the hottest DJs in the United States. With each party offering a different theme every night, ALL YOU CAN DRINK, and a party atmosphere unlike anything you could imagine.

Rules For The Sexes
Let's face it we women are complicated creatures. I love you, I hate you.hold me , don't touch me. Mixed messages? Maybe, but if our men were prepared, and knew what to expect, we'd all be better off. So here is set of rules that, If understood and agreed to by both parties, should make things go much more smoothly, at least they do for me. There call the Rules for the Sexes.1. The woman always makes the rules.2.The rules are subject to change without prior notification.3. Men are not allowed to know all the rules.4. if a man is suspected of knowing all the rules, the woman must immediately change the rules.5. If a man breaks a rule, he may not be told which rule he has broken.

Week 43
- Osiris has snuck onto the Rock of Eternity with his constantly hungry friend Sobek, wanting nothing more than to give up the power of the gods in the hopes that it will bring stability back to Kahndaq. Sobek wants nothing more than a Big Mac. - Osiris faces down Captain Marvel Jr., Mary Marvel and Captain Marvel. Freddy is more than upset that Osiris…uh…blew a hole into a supervillain. - Black Adam and Isis arrive, which can only mean one thing. Yes, less than a page later, fisticuffs are being fisticuffed with all the Marvel families blaming everyone else for all the problems in the world. - The battle ends when Isis gets cold-cocked. Osiris agrees to go home with the Black Marvel Family, and hugs and affection are everywhere. - Meanwhile, Animal Man wakes up to find his morphogenetic graphs reset. Yeah, we don’t get it either. He is then thrust into space, where he sees the remnants of sun-eaters and somehow absorbs their powers to start his own personal planetarium sho

Day Eleven Album Release
Day Eleven will preview their new album on their MySpace starting Saturday, 03.10. They will put up a couple of songs with the band’s own comments for 2 days, then change to the next tracks so you will hear the whole album before its release. Day Eleven’s 2nd album, Sleepwalkers, will hit stores in Finland next Wednesday, 03.14. This bulletin is brought to you by: *Please Repost*

Hollywood Music Tv Is Free
Everyone that wants to be a part of HMTV can have a FREE! profile Independent bands/artists,music fans. We encourage you to come check us out and join Hollywood Music @ http://www.hollywoodmusic.tv/ Once you set up a free profile at Hollywood Music TV your Fans and Street Teams can continue to support your band at the forum sites at Hollywood Music Tv by spreading the word out about your band. Our NEW website was launched on November 11th, 2006 and please note If you're a band and you want our company to come out and check you out, then lets start by you following the steps below. Here's how it works: We will help you by offering you FREE PROFILE and Media to help get your band noticed to our world wide network. We also have developed Affiliate Partnership with CD Baby & Zazzle, now offering you the ability to also sell your music and merch right from your Hollywood Music TV profile. We only do Interviews covering Independent bands and air Music Videos on Hollywood Mus

Leaving Cherrytap
hi god bless you to all my friends and my fan at cherrytap on my site in my friends list im leaving cherrytap ok im being harrassed and im not putting up with any of this mess again ok so im just going to leave cherrytap ok. sorry to have to leave cherrytap but you can find me thru these sites ok thank you for being my friends god bless youll my other sites to find me at if you want to come check them out and be my friend still your welcome to ok. ill be at myspace.com/prophetessofgod, my emailaddress is godsangel41_63@yahoo.com if you want to email me ok these are just a couple of ways to contact me im also on beebo.com and others to ok god bless youll if you want to be my friends still come and vie=sit me over there ok thanks god bless

Panties
why is it called a pair of panties?......theres only one panty involoved...unless you wear two then if you do then theres something youre trying to cover up.....i dont know fuck it ill be thinking of that shit all day now

Im Leaving Cherrytap
to all my friends and my fan in cherrytap due to a situation recently about a conversation i had with a guy on here where i commented on a blog that he had posted whitch wasnt his blog. im leaving cherrytap cause this guy is posting blogs and bad commenets about me3 and people are reading this blog he posted on his profile page and people are commmeneting and saying bad things about me in their comments so i am just leaving cherrytap cause i dont like being made fun of and hurt and chritisised about me or my health. there is to many other web sites out there for me to be in witout all the critisizing and the name calling on here. im a christian women and this guy and his friends are saying bad comments and bad things about me but yet they call their selfas christians if they are christians they wouldnt bei doing and sayibng all these bad remarks and bad comments about me then he goes and makes a blog in his profile about our comments to each other we had a few nights ago. so im sorry i

Through A Door Darkly
Through a door Darkly Through a door darkly My prince of darkness waits on the other side I will long at last be Satans bride A dark embrace, the kiss of the whip.. His demonic brand upon my hip. A feast of friends, innocent and corrupt alike We torture the innocent just for spite. Through a door darkly I do not fear what is on the other side I will bathe in the moonlight I will play in the crimson tide I will feed until my hunger is sated But, I fear it will never be abated .. The wild yearning The thrill of the chase I will seduce you with my dark embrace Through a door darkly Passion built, passion spent.. Shackled, tortured, and seduced Would you truly like to be thoroughly used? To be my servent in this dark tease? To crawl begging on hand and knee? to be rewarded with a soft embrace To dance forever in a hypnotic pace? Through a door darkly do not fear what is on the other side what appears dark is just light reversed... Shackled and tort

A Guys Point Of View
Subject cute Body: A Guys Point Of View: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. We only start to care when the friendship, or talking to other guys, conflicts with our relationship. or they are trying to steal you from us. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we fucking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that aggressiveness about you and we like the unexpected. When we know you're really happy, it makes us happy too. ____________________________________________________ Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood I'm in. LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T "FEEL B

1 Dirty Question
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you 1 Dirty Question

Join Me In Giving!!
I would like to invite you to join my yahoo group sunshine Express. It is a place to give to those that need a little sunshine, a few smiles.If you know someone who is ill,handicapped,depressed just needs a lift we would love to add them to our list and if you can send a card ,note or email then please join, it is a blessing to give and we have a great group of people!! http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/sunshineexpress/

Chapter 7 { Robin Hood
Thus Little John entered into the Sheriff's service and found the life he led there easy enough, for the Sheriff made him his right-hand man and held him in great favor. He sat nigh the Sheriff at meat, and he ran beside his horse when he went a-hunting; so that, what with hunting and hawking a little, and eating rich dishes and drinking good sack, and sleeping until late hours in the morning, he grew as fat as a stall-fed ox. Thus things floated easily along with the tide, until one day when the Sheriff went a-hunting, there happened that which broke the smooth surface of things. This morning the Sheriff and many of his men set forth to meet certain lords, to go a-hunting. He looked all about him for his good man, Reynold Greenleaf, but, not finding him, was vexed, for he wished to show Little John's skill to his noble friends. As for Little John, he lay abed, snoring lustily, till the sun was high in the heavens. At last he opened his eyes and looked about him but did not move to

Dear Cat: Don't Disturb Blinds When I'm Watching Porn
Dear cat, The girlfriend is away for three weeks, and though I am a person of strong will, three weeks is simply too long to bear without working one out. I don't expect you to understand this need as you no longer have your ovaries, but trust me when I say, I NEED to. If you ever took the CAT SATs, you might have seen this example analogy: Getting off = me ........... licking your ass = you. Having established that, I request of you: Please do not disturb the fucking blinds when I'm watching porn! You're a cat, not a dog, so don't give me that puppy-eyed look. You know what you're doing. As soon as I settle back in my chair with some hot chick doing all the things that my girlfriend won't, full-screen, you awaken from a dead sleep and run through the floor-to-ceiling blinds. I often shriek and my hard phallus, brilliantly backlit by the glow of the monitor, falls limp like a rhubarb stalk at the bottom of a Safeway bin. This wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have an e

What I Want To Do... (xxx Story)
Im going to leave work early and make my way to your house. I will take you in my arms and give you a deep passionate kiss, then give you little kisses on your shoulder, making you more excited. I will slip my hands down your pants, and give your hot wet slit a stroke, finding your clit like I always do the first time...making you hotter. You would have my cock in your hand by now, slowly stroking it, and feeling the wetness of my precum on the swollen head of my penis.... staying like this for a while, enjoying each others fingers, I would play with your clit, the way you love, giving you that tickling sensation that makes your legs buckle. Discarding our clothes on the floor, I will then lay you down on the bed, hugging and passionately kissing you all over.... making sure I pay good attention to your hard nipples... sucking each in turn, and giving them little bites to get you really going. I will move down and give your hot wet hole a good seeing to with my tongue, paying part

A Nice Surprise :p (story)
She opened her front door and dropped her coat, a noise upstairs made her finger pause over the light switch. She listened closely. Sure enough there was a sound, someone was up there. She slipped her feet out of her shoes and tip toed up the stairs- her bedroom light was on and her door ajar. Silently she went to the door and peered though the open crack. There was nothing unusual but she could still hear it; it was coming from inside. She peered around the door and sighed with relief. There was no one there, but wait, on the bed there sat a box, and from inside the box came the noise. She went over to it and held up the piece of paper attached to it. It read: Just a little present to say thanks for last night. She stood puzzled for a moment before remembering the hot tub party the night before, and the man she had met there, the man she had given a spare key. She giggled at the memory of him and undid the box. There was a pair of sex handcuffs, a vibrator and a slush puppy. I

Its A Jeep Thing!!!
ITS A JEEP THING ! O|||||||O MUST READ IF YOU OWN A JEEP! If you have a Jeep, then READ NOW. Definition: The Jeep Wave ..> An honor bestowed upon those drivers with the superior intelligence, taste, class, and discomfort tolerance to own the ultimate vehicle - the Jeep. Generally consists of vigorous side-to-side motion of one or both hands, but may be modified to suit circumstances and locally accepted etiquette. Examples of commonly accepted modifications: Top off: One handed wave above windshield or outside body tub Top off during blizzard: Shiver and nod, hands may remain frozen to steering wheel Southern/rural locations: Raise fingers from steering wheel, nod It's not what you buy, it's what you build and what you do with it. In keeping with this cardinal rule of Jeeping, categories have been established to account for each part of the equation. These categories are: The Jeep Waving Hierarchy: Based on the vehicle itself. Takes into account

Ugh.
Ugh. The weather was good for a few days finally, but now ... its gone and gotten cold and chance of snow again. I sneezed like 6 times yesterday ( all within a matter of seconds ) and now I feel like I'm coming down with something. How nice. This weekend was suppose to be something special with my fiance' ( She's taking some vaca time ) On other fronts, I've really gotten hooked on watching Poker on TV. ( Both NBC's Poker after Dark and Poker SuperStars )

*belong* A Poem I Wrote Tu The One I Lost..the One I Love!!
*Belong* ***my feelings for you are fading, almost everything is destroyed, i want tu forget you, maybe even hate you, the truth is i kan't, i will alwayz love you, you're part of me now, no matter the ups and downs, tugether thingz didn't work out, apart you're all i thynk about, i need you baby, for the pain is unbearable, i want tu push you around, and smack you in the face, for all those times, that you got on my kase, you hurt me emotionally, i'll never be the same, how kan i say this, maybe i'm tu blame, now you hate me, or so you say, is thyz one of ur lies, will i ever really know, how kan you treat me lyke this, lyke i wuz just a one night bitch, baby i love you, my tears are unstoppable, please take me back in your arms, the place where i belong, are you too good for me, am i too good for you, does it matter, i'll alwayz love you, you'll alwayz love me, n' we both know thyz, our memories are grand, one moment kaptured in the sky, only me n' you understand, noone really kno

Or Shall I Say Everyone Needs To Take Her Advice And Drop Her
if they don't seem to care about you or anything that's going on in your life..........drop them and move on don't waste time on people like that princessofdarkness lmfao

Hello All
Hey Everyone, I'm Kat if you hadn't guessed already. I dont really know what i want to write here so i'll just say that i'm usually online constantly when i'm not at work so if you wanna chat, i'm your gurl, and i'll be around and about the site so if you stop by please be kind enough to leave a comment! Kat

The Right 's Response To Katrina
This is old and was written in my more social democratic days...Regardless of what I believed then and what I believe now, what you will read are the words and actions of reactionary elites whose ethics are irredeemably sick. Warning: This is not sappy feel-good PC mainstream media garbage: This is the hard truth about how the far-right's extreme corruption, outright contempt for human life, and unrepentant racism has fuelled about the most despicable response to human suffering since Josef Stalin and Mao Zedong. The following links will disgust you and may even convince you that quite a few people deserve to spend the rest of their lives in unfathomable pain and misery. I can safely say that -- as far as I know -- none of these people are Black and that none of them were forced to bear the brunt of this devastating catastrophe. You have been warned! First, we visit The Nation, where we learn that Christofascist hate monger Pat Robertson and his friends in the GOP and i

Freedom From Religion Essential To Religious Freedom (me Crushing The Catholic Far-right)
In his July 27, 2005 letter, “Same-sex marriage: Freedom from Religion”, Lukasz Petrokowski of the ironically-named Catholic Civil Rights League (CCRL), presents freedom from religion and the secular state as being in direct contrast with freedom of religion, even going as far (in citing Solzhenitsyn) as presenting freedom from religion as a foul parchment from Josef’s Stalin totalitarian grimoire. Nevertheless, Stalin (contrary to Petrokowski’s claims), in having no respect for freedom of religion, had no respect for its corollary – freedom from religion – either. Most brazenly, Stalin persecuted religious organisations with one hand while at the same time bringing about a rapprochement between the Russian Orthodox Church (which prior to that had also suffered from extensive persecution at the hands of the Bolsheviks) and the Soviet state for the purpose of providing moral courage to the Soviet people during the Second World War. Subsequently, the Church would become one of many weapo

I'm A Christian
I'm a Christian When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'." I'm whispering "I was lost, Now I'm found and forgiven." When I say... " I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak And need His strength to carry on. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed And need God to clean my mess. When I say... "I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, My flaws are far too visible But, God believes I am worth it. When I say... "I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain. I have my share of heartaches So I call upon His name.

Good God It's Morning
Well its day number one of my two days off and i slept till noon...would have probably slept longer lol but Willow kept sending me audibles on yahoo until i finally woke up...now i'm going to shower...eat some breakfast er lunch....and head over to her house! Hope everyone has a wonderful day! lots o' love! Kat

I'm Sorry, But This Picture Keeps Coming Up And Disturbs Me
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)I have to ask: Which advertising person went to his boss and said, "Hey! I got a GREAT idea!"And which boss would have said, "I think you've got something there!"(Or maybe I'm just a perv, seeing things that aren't really there.)tag: image, photo, disturbing

Blessings
Looking back a year ago...I never would have ever thought...I would have ever found the other half of my soul...come into my life... and complete me..let alone.. be married... and have a family.. I spent many of years... looking for that one person... the one to be my everything... that understands me in everyway... feels me..."Just everything That I am, and Everything that I am not.... Now I can Honestly say that my prayers has been anwsered...and now With a Amazing Blessing to both of us... we are going to be the happiest couple/parents and 2 people that could ever be... This August we will be having our first baby girl who we have Named Na'Brya. The name combines her name and my name together. N for Nikki: A for and and Brya for Brian (Na'Brya) The most unusual thing about this too... and or I guess the coolest thing too... was when I met Nikki.... I knew She was the "One" the woman I was going to Marry, Spend my life with, have a family with... and grow old wit

For The First Time...
The Other Half of My Soul Then & Now to the Far off--Present For The First Time.... Current mood: happy The Other Half of My Soul Then & Now to the Far off--Present I was born on March 4, 1974 and my life began on what seems like only a few days ago.. when she came into my life for the first time. Her name is Nikkie J. Our relationship started as something very rare and unique. We met online kind of ironic since we live only 15 minutes from each other. Both of us very hurting, lonely and looking for each other. I didnt realize that that day was going to be different from every other day for the rest of our ives because on that day we found the other half of our souls We were brought together and shall remain that way. Together alwaysAllowing nothing divide us, nor the love we have for one another! From the first moment that we ever met I was captured though it seemed to be the longest 2 minutes of my life waiting for her to send an IM back 2 me. My

Can A Guy & Girl Be Friendz...
The Answer is No... How many of you really know... someone who was dating someone... and for whatever reason..thingz didn't work out between them... You hear them say oh ya well I still love them and care about them so much but we just can't be together anymore.. were just going to be freindz?? I think this is all 2 common that I hear... at least.. Let Me Break it down for you... In this Example it is gonna be a guy and girl-- ok... this guy and girl were seeing each other for let's say like 2 years.... they were so in love that they would have done absolutely anything for each other...The were thinking about long term and convs. Getting married.. then..... time passes...she is workin more... hanging out with her friendz. guy and girl friendz.. a lot... and he is doing the same... arguementz start... cuz on is not giving the attention 2 the other enough any more... the are emotionally abusive which lead to more formz of abuse... and in all this time they still love ea

Is Heaven Somewhere Here?
This is for the time first Suffer I from a deep thirst Every little, millions of pores Seek thy love, on me, to pour Beads of your sweet sweat To quench the fire & the heat Will you not look so very deep In my eye and say that you love And for ever, a love to keep Suck me into you, right now? I await a sign when you open Your half-closed eyes and smile Every trickle of thy love, girl Is the nectar of heaven I feel Every whimper, every clench Is my tired self-s magic heal When you with all the joy, cry I with happiness hold you and sigh There is nothing I would want ever Between you and me, my lover When the satin shines in moon glow Making a silhouette of your curves Watch I in wonder whether, this child Was indeed a woman a while ago!

Prayers
So here we meet again On this bed that we've stained contently Each time we lay together; We become moist on our bodies so young and delicious For the most exquisitely sweet taste Is a warm delicacy which my tongue flicks between your thighs The lips part between the sensitive folds Dripping your juices that make my loins as excited as yours I love your mouth and the art it can perform As it devours in succulence while my masculinity begins to throb You slide your waist over mine with addictive rush Then smiles arise as we both release our tender moans Smooth pace keeps heaven in consistency Shouting your name with a grip on your hair to increase stimulation I place saliva on my fingers seeking clitt Rubbing and penetrating leave you in perfect glow Heavy thrusts stir up a stupendous euphoria Climax with fully embodied pressure as we tremble from pleasure We shake with quenched urges in unison While all this amazing sex will keep my mind repeating "Amen."

Passion
The fire, the music Setting the mood A romantic night Just us two Sitting in front Of the roaring fire Holding each other close Wrapped tightly in love It started with just a kiss A peck on the lips Then the feel of a tongue The passion mounting every minute The hand begin to wonder Across each other's body To the most secret places Where the passion is vibrant The feel of the hardness In between his legs The feel of the wetness In between my own The clothes slowly peeling off each others body's Falling to the floor Now just our naked flesh OUr eyes meet and hold They do all the talking As you slowly enter me And we become one The rythmic thrusts The magic hands The feeling of him inside me Excites me even more The peak of love making Is coming near I see it in his face I feel it in my body He releases his cum All insdie me The feeling is like none I've ever felt before I feel myself Sart to climax And tighten my grip On h

Clinton's Call For "tolerance"
by Dr. William Pierce I receive a number of letters from listeners who tell me, "Hey, I agree with what you say about America's race problem, but I don't understand why you're so hard on Jews. Certainly, the Jews who run the media are bad, but the rest of them are just like us. Why do you talk about them as if they're non-White?" Actually, I've answered that question a hundred times on my programs. Let me answer it again today. As you undoubtedly are aware, Pat Buchanan will be a candidate for President of the United States in next year's election. The other candidates presumably will be George Bush, Jr., for the Republicans; and either Al Gore or Bill Bradley for the Democrats. At present, Buchanan is a Republican, but he may end up running as the candidate of a third party, since he is unlikely to beat Bush for the Republican Party's nomination. I want to make it clear that I am not a Buchanan supporter. Buchanan is the only candidate who even comes close to being honest, to

State-sponsored Terrorism
by Dr. William Pierce The people who are trying so desperately to destroy Serbia now are a pretty weird bunch. The latest tactic they've come up with is to have computer hackers and cryptography experts in the "dirty tricks" division of our Central Intelligence Agency break into the computers of various banks around the world where Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic is rumored to have his personal bank accounts, so that they can steal his money from him. It makes me think that the word "Intelligence" needs to be removed from the name of the agency. I mean, what a dumb stunt! But it's about what one would expect of these Viet Cong enthusiasts left over from the 1960s who are trying to be movers and shakers on the world scene today by bullying little countries into doing what they say. Milosevic won't take orders from Tony Blair and Bill Clinton and the rest of these aging adolescents who haven't a clue about the effective use of real power, so they will punish him by stealing h

Horror In Rhodesia
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about the plight of the farmers of Rhodesia, now known as "Zimbabwe." Last week I reported to you that more than 800 White farms had been invaded and illegally taken over by Black squatters, with the blessing of the government of Black dictator Robert Mugabe. This week the number of White farm families pushed off their land by Black gangs has risen to more than 1,100, and the violence of the farm seizures is growing. Before, the Blacks used knives and clubs. Now they're using firearms. I also reported to you last week that I had seen on CNN Headline News a one-minute news segment about the dispossession of Rhodesian farmers. That was on Tuesday of last week. Then on Tuesday and Wednesday of this week I saw additional one-minute segments. Brief news segments also have begun appearing on other channels -- but they're all brief and all low key, all understated and unemotional, conveying no sense of urgency or tragedy. I guess that the excuse

The Dark Spirit
From the depths of twilight I stride Timeless beings at my side My footfalls make not a sound to the earth forever bound A mere mortal was bred at this crossroad life shed In my chest a heart once beat no more my soul complete God like in my form A raging thunderstorm Pure power I devour tasting ever so sour The electricity fills the air you will suffer my empty stare Calling my name you came A magical tryst life’s energy flowing from supple wrist Holding you dear no need to fear Eternally, you and I full moon in the sky

Dominatrixes Making News
Dominatrix Arrested for Prostitution at Estate Leased From Rabbinical School Thursday , March 01, 2007 ADVERTISEMENT NEW YORK — A dominatrix was arrested on prostitution charges at a suburban estate that she leased from the rabbinical school next door, and school officials faced the unusual prospect of having to cleanse the building once the whips and chains are gone. "Once everything is out, there has to be a spiritual cleansing," said Rabbi Samuel of the Orthodox Khal Adas Kashau yeshiva. "We won't go close to that place until they move out. No, no, no — heaven forbid." Sandra Chemero, 46, was charged Wednesday with prostitution and criminal possession of a stun gun at what she called "The Sovereign Estate" — four acres in tony Bedford that she leased last year. "It's like a calamity," the rabbi said. "I've never heard such a thing, and I don't want to hear about it. It's terrible." The rabbi, who identified himself only as Rabbi Samuel, said yeshiva officials

The Killing Of Kayla
by Dr. William Pierce A number of listeners have told me that I really must comment on the series of horrible murders of White people by Blacks during the past two weeks. My initial response to these suggestions was negative. It is not the purpose of these American Dissident Voices broadcasts to tell listeners what they already know. If the Jewish media report something well enough for people to get the essential facts of what happened, then I'm inclined to leave it alone. In the case of these recent race murders, however, it is not entirely clear that the facts were presented adequately. Many people asked me whether or not the carjacker who dragged the six-year-old White boy to his death in Independence, Missouri, on February 22 is Black. They assumed that he is Black, because the murder occurred during a carjacking, which is an almost exclusively Black crime, and also because the murderer wasn't shown on television. Americans have learned from experience that when the media ref

A New Year For Me , A New Blog ...happy Easter ..
Today is Easter and its also my birthday .I have lived a long time and learned so many valuable lessons .Although I think I am still young at heart ...often I become concerned that time on earth isn't as long as we wished it would be . Who are we to say ? I have ,this past year lost loved ones in their 70's and in their 20's .Are we really guaranteed another tomorrow ? Shouldn't we really make today count ?I write a lot on my yahoo360 and its there that I open my heart and soul .I want to live life in a big way and usually do .Dance like no one is watching , sing like no one is listening , love like youve never been hurt before and live today as if it were your last because you never know ....That has and probably will forever be my favorite saying .It just says it all ! So whether I will be 50 or 70 ...age is a number .I feel young , dont ever get guessed the correct age anyway so ...maybe I can pull this Jack Benny thing off another year! Hahahah Im only 39 !NOT ! NO I am 50 toda

Preschool Test...how Well Do You Score...
TEST FOR DUMMIES A good one to end the year with!! Or start the year with!! PRE-SCHOOL TEST Pre-school children were asked the following question: "In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?" Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer? (The only possible answers are "left" or "right.") Think about it Still don't know? Okay, I'll tell you. The pre-schoolers all answered "left." When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the left direction?" they answered: "Because you can't see the door." How do you feel now ??? I know, me too.

Trouble With Cell Phones...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a > bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins > to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > > MAN: "Hello" > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > > MAN: "Yes" > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > > MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 > models. I saw one I really liked." > > MAN: "How much?" > > WOMAN: "$90,000" > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is > back on the market. They're asking $950,000" > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will > probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really > what you want." > > WOMA

Your Moment Of Zen
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to

2007
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing These days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

Golf Genie
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, bu

Politically Correct
Subject: Politically Correct Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES. " You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. " 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD

Mother...
>>>>>>>> BEING A MOTHER >> >> After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to >> take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She >> said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves >> you and would love to spend some time with you." >> >> The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit >> was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, >> but the demands of my work and my three children had >> made it possible to visit her only occasionally. >> >> That night I called to invite her to go out for >> dinner and a movie. >> >> "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? >> >> My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a >> late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign >> of bad news. >> >> "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some >> time with you," I responded. "Just the two of us." >> >> She thought about it for a moment, and then said, >> "I would like that very much." >> >> That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick >> her u

Bumper Stickers
IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~

The World Is A Scary Place...
The world is a scary, scary place... ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't thin

Did You Know...2
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over

Bill Cosby...
Can't Blame White People by Bill Cosby They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk Everybody knows it's important to speak English... except these knuckleheads. Mushmouth is what they speak!? You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads throwing that all away.? The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers for what? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics. I am talking about these people who cry when th

Things You Find Out When You Have Sons...
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed wi

You Might Be...
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a progr

Bright Men
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma .." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said -"Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said -"That's a good idea... You

Marital Bliss
Marital Bliss: Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote."

Bacon Tree
Bacon Tree Two escaped prisoners from a Mexican jail are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon I ahm sure of eet." "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture .. there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Eet EES a bacon tree!" "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?; We ees in the Desert don't forget." "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that ..Luis races toward the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, with Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden a machine gun opens up and Lui

Would You Remarry?
Would You Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND

Nh Tourism Dept
From The New Hampshire Department of Tourism > > > >New Hampshire seems to be on everyone's vacation wish list. This list of >rules will be handed to each person entering the state. Note: Vehicles from >New Jersey, New York City and Connecticut will receive two copies. > > > >1. That slope shouldered farm boy you are snickering at did more work >before breakfast than you will do all week at the gym. > > > >2. It's called a "dirt road" No matter how slowly you drive, you're going >to get dust on your BMW. I have a four-wheel drive because I need it. Now >drive or get out of the way. > > > >3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were nine years old. Yeah, we >saw Bambi. We got over it. > > > >4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get your >butt kicked, by our women. > > > >5. Pull your pants up, and turn your hat around. You look like an idiot. > > > >6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are mak

Proctologist
This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good >proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and >practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in >his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music >starts playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road >again..." The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the doctor and drags >the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out >again, ". . . On the road again . . ." The doctor is totally unimpressed... >"So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" >the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the doctor "Any asshole can sing >country music!"

When Grandma Learns To Email
Dear Kids, I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour. I haven't been feeling very good this week - the friend I shared a room with died yesterday I am coping pretty well with my sorrows. It's been six months since you've visited me last, I guess you're all pretty busy. It's OK, I've learned to use the Internet to pass the time. And the computer in the recroom has a pretty decent web cam. So you can remember what I look like, I have attached a recent picture of myself. You all take care, and write to me soon. With all of my heart. Love, Grandma

The Secret...
> The secret to a happy marriage > >A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had shared >everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets >from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top >of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her >about. > >For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day >the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not >recover. > >In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the >shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. > >She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. >When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money >totaling >$95,000. > >He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she >said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage >was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I

Before
> > Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a > > lullaby. > > > > I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. > > > > I never thought about immunizations. > > > > Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. > > > > Pooped on. > > > > Chewed on. > > > > Peed on. > > > > I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. > > > > I slept all night. > > > > Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could > > do tests. > > > > Or give shots. > > > > I never looked into teary eyes and cried. > > > > I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. > > > > I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. > > > > Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't > > want to put them down. > > > > I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop > > the hurt. > > > > I never knew that something so small could affe

Did You Know...3
Did you know Important tips GREAT TIPS: Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar/calories per serving. Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the foo

They Walk Among Us...
They walk among us! I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "Buy one-get one free". "They are already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. =================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They Walk among us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up ever y morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

Husband Problem
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." > The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen . Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now , That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Natural Highs
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to slee

Stop And Think...
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mist

Take This Quiz!
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Simple Vs Real
This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple

Exoctic Dancer
>>>One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did >>>for a living. >>> >>>All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, >>>salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. >>> >>>However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the >>>teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic >>>dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other >>>men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is >>>really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night >>>for money." >>> >>>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other >>>children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to >>>ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" >>> >>>"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and >>>is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too >>>em

Southern Syle Marriage Counceling
Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

A Union Member...
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. The

House Painting
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. > >> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. > >> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. > >> He goes over and asks her if she is OK. > >> She replies yes. > >> > >>He ask what she is doing. > >> She replied that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. > >> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. > >> She replies that she was

Omg...too Funny...
> There were two old men living in the backwoods of the Ozarks > .... Rufus and Clarence. > > They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each > other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence > would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at > each other. > > "Rufus!!" Clarence would shout. > "You better thank yor lucky stars I cain't swim .... or I'd swim > this river and whup your behind!!" > > "Clarence!!!" Rufus would holler back. > "You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I cain't swim .... > or I'd swim this river and whup your skinny behind!!!" > > This happened every morning for twenty years. > > One day the Army Corps of Engineers comes along and built a > bridge. > > Still, every morning, every day for another five years this > yelling across the river goes on, even with the bridge. > > Finally .... Mrs. Rufus had had enough. > > "Rufus!" she squallers one day. "I cain't take no more!! > Every day

Irish Coffee
IRISH COFFEE An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to seek his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Soluble Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

Senile
No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-- fifty-thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out

Legend Of The Idiot Boss: The Happy Dance
(Originally Posted on August 4, 2006)"Ooh if looks could kill that prosecuting counsel would be in for 30 years." -- Monty PythonWe had our daily tech meeting a few minutes ago. Idiot Boss decided to sit in on it, giving out comments about different things including all sorts of stuff we had already gone over.Then he ended the meeting by pestering people by asking them if they knew the "Happy Dance," whatever that is. Maybe it's this.I really, REALLY need to get a new job.Fortunately, I hae a recruiter putting me in for a job this very minute. Also, a group of us will open a new business whether I get a new job or not. They can't take Idiot Boss either.(And I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but Putz Boy was going to be in our business. After PB made the ass of himself, though, the rest of the people don't even want to talk to him and do so only because we are paid to get along here.)tag: Idiot Boss, Putz Boy, job, career

Dawn Of Time
* c. 20,000,000,000 B.C. – The Anti-Monitor appears at the dawn of creation to undo the universe. The Spectre, backed up by superheroes, fights the Anti-Monitor and allows the universe to be created (Crisis). * c. 19,000,000,000 B.C. – The current universe is created by (and in turn creates) The Source (Jack Kirby's Fourth World). * The Endless appear into existence. They appear in order: Destiny, Death, Dream, Destruction, Desire, Despair and Delight. (The Sandman) * c. 18,000,000,000 B.C. – GodWorld is formed. * c. 17,000,000,000 B.C. – Life begins to evolve on GodWorld. * c. 15,000,000,000 B.C. – Humanoid beings on the GodWorld became known as the Old Gods and fought titanic wars. * Imperiex is reborn in the new universe and begins his eons-long destiny of remaking the universe again.

11 Years Ago
* Dick Grayson debuts as Robin. * Wally West makes his debut as Kid Flash. * Garth makes his debut as Aqualad. * Donna Troy makes her debut as Wonder Girl. * Robin, Kid Flash and Aqualad unite in Hatton Corners to defeat the villain Mr. Twister (The Brave and the Bold #54). * Shortly thereafter, the three join forces with Wonder Girl and Speedy and call themselves the Teen Titans (Teen Titans #53; Secret Origins Annual #3).

What Is Love
WHAT IS LOVE IS A BROKEN WINGED BIRD LOOKING FOR SHELTER THAT HAS BEEN BURNED BY LOVE WHEN ONE LOVES THEY SACRIFICE THERE HEART TO NEVER ENDING PAN AND SUFFERING LOVE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LIE CHEAT OR STEAL BUT IT CONTINUES THIS PATH NONE THE LESS WHY SUBJECT YERSELF TO SUCH PAIN AND MISERY AND WHY LIE TO GAIN ONES TRUST BUT IN THE END PUSH THE KNIFE DEEPER INTO ONES SOUL IF THIS I S THE WAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE I AM HAPPY TO LIVE MY LIFE ALONE......

I Killed A Cat
if sid vicious is innocent in killing nancy sprungen he is in no doubt guilty in killing a cat. but why would he use that sentence in My Way? he even changes the title to I Killed A Cat when he performed in new york? I am sure that it is siouxsie sue he is mentioning. the mother of the goths. he saw how his friend rotten was destroyed by her charm. and it must also be the reason for his support for her counterband the Slits. she had used sid as a drummer in 1976 to split their friendship. and her nazilook was the way she made herself attractive to rotten and others from the beginning. a female nazi is almost impossible to imagine without making the reich absurd. it becomes sexual, and together with the reality behind the pretty and cold figure it becomes ridicoulus. siouxsie have always denied any nazi symphaties, it was a fashionthing. and that is the problem. because a goth have no way of understanding that she actually is the solution to the naziproblem she becomes co

The Johnny Moped Philosophy
it is better to be hated and a loner and ultimately killed by 5th columnists than compromise with them. sid vicious was a pupil of him, he recorded Something Else as a celebration. johnny moped made one good single, with the good song Incendiary Device on the b-side. better driving a moped than cruising the road with Hells Angels.

Heyy Everybody
im like 5'4 weight is 130pounds last i checkd, full native, don like guys who dont take no for an answer, not bi-sexual, not lesbian, jus striaght, drink occasionaly, quittin smokin, open minded about diff ideas or w.e i like to meet new ppl, happily in a relationship as you can tell by one of my pictures :D never lived wit my mom 8-) only my dad andif theres nething u wanna kno jus leave a comment or msg aiight hope ya'll had a good read lol :) :p

Taking It Personal
in the song My Way sid vicious claims he is not the one being the queer. why would he be irritated on rotten for the song New York? he beat up bob harris for mocking the dolls' apperance at the old grey whistle test and he played with members of the dolls after the pistols had split. he was also a friend of johnny thunders.

Thursday Links: Traveling Virus Presale, Bob Saget, Louis Ck, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus ticket Pre-Sale begins today, people... so Get Your Pre-sale info here ...and then CLICK HERE FOR LINEUP AND MORE TOUR INFORMATION Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be joined by Traveling Virus cohorts Bob Saget and Louis CK. Check out Bob's latest DVD Farce Of The Penguins, and make sure you pick up Lucky Louie - The Complete First Season (word is, that if they sell enough DVDs, there's a chance the show could come back) Remember, if you want to see any of the in-studio guests or stupidity, turn on your Paltalk! Of course, you might be like us and enjoying the SLEEPING NAKED WOMEN... then again, maybe you're in the clergy and that stuff doesn't excite you. Thanks to NofilterPaul, we have Video of the Chest hair-pulling in Las Vegas from the Traveling Virus Show Yo... Today's Boner is brought to you by Ba Dunk A Bounce # 3! The lovely Nicole from FOUNDRY

Change Of Heart
Please have a change of heart Please stay with me I'll prove to you my love Just wait and see Have achange of heart Don't take your love away I know deep down this is where you want to stay. Please have a change of heart Before you turn to go We can make things work if we take it slow.

Maclaren
maclaren and sid vicious only agreed on one thing, the love for the new york dolls. the song New York must have felt like a stab in the back for maclaren, but it must also have irritated vicious. he was their greatest fan. the trip to new york, the concert with ex-dolls members, the friendshp with thunders and of course the bob harris beating shows this. if you add steve jones'copying of thunders way of playing and the fact that thunders came to england to tour with them (the ill fated anarchy tour)it seems to me that maclaren deliberately got sid vicious into the group as a revenge. if so that is one of the most clever machiavelli tricks in history. he helped rotten by giving vicious the chance to play with them, knowing that vicious would be the fall of both johnny rotten and the group.

Rottweiler's
At the end of April or the beginning of May my female Rottweiler will be having puppy's both of our rotts are C.K.C and my female is A.K.C also. So if you know anybody that might be interesced in one please let me know.

My Eyes
In my eyes today, you would see traces of darkness Outlines of loneliness And slivers of passion unleashed In my eyes today, You would see a salty sea The waves would be frightening The black water inviting In my eyes today, You would see a haunting So dark and deep That many look away in fear In my eyes today, You would see a fire raging Ablaze with stifled passion Awaiting your touch In my eyes today, If you look in them And not through them You would see tears forever.

Thank You
My Heart Thank you for the memories That you have given to me Thank you for the stories That you made me believe But most of all i want to thank you Thank you for the heart That you gave back to me That you tore apart

I Miss.....
I Miss....... I miss that you were always there All the good times that we had I miss the man that picked me up Whenever I was feeling sad I miss that we could always talk No matter what or when I miss that you showed me how It was ok to fall in love again I miss being able to call at night When I was too scared to sleep I miss the trust I had for you That was in-grained in me so deep I miss the man, my best friend And the person he used to be But most of all I miss the fact That he used to want to talk to me

New Orleans - Where My Heart Will Always Stay
Give me a king cake smear, Give me a beignet kiss, Give me a french quarter morning that looks just like this, Give me the endymion krewe, Give me the times-picayune, Give me a drunk and lazy crawfish boil in muggy sticky June, Give me a six pack of Dixie, Give me some assorted Abita beers, Give me a city where it only snows once every 10 years, Give me a green neutral ground, Give me a mardi gras ball, Give me a medium rare burger at my grand old Port of Call, Give me a glittery drag show, Give me the streetcar line, Give me the House of the Rising Sun, Give me a Tchoupitoulas sign, Give me a shrimp and oyster poboy, Give me lovebug season in May, Give me my New Orleans Where my heart will always stay.

My Fantasy
Your lips are soft, Against my nexk, You make my body tingle, From head to toe, I can't control myself around you, Emotions I feel are too wild and I can't let go. Dustin, you're my fantasy. Wrap your arms around me, And I am in ecstasy. I wanna feel you close, inside me. Hold me, kiss me, want me, make love to me. You whisper naughty words in my ear. Spread me wide, got me grinning from ear to ear. I wrap my arms around you, and take you in. Dustin, you're my fantasy. Wrap your arms around me, And I'm in ecstasy. I wanna feel you close, inside of me. Hold me, kiss me, make love to me.

"in God We Trust" :)
Loretta Pethick Oakland County Emergency Response & Preparedness 1200 N. Telegraph Rd. - Bldg. 47 West Pontiac, Michigan 48341-0410 248-858-5300 248-858-5550 Fax pethickl@oakgov.com Subject: Write in on the back of your envelopes WRITE IT ON THE BACK OF YOUR ENVELOPES ! I THINK THIS A GREAT IDEA. I WILL START WRITING THIS ON FRONT OF ALL MY ENVELOPES, TOO! You may have heard in the news that the Post Office ha s been forced to take down small posters that say "IN GOD WE TRUST. " The law, they say, is being violated.< I> Anyway, I heard proposed on a radio station show, that we should all write "IN GOD WE TRUST " on the back of all our mail...after all, that is our national motto, and it's on all the money we use to buy those stamps. I think it is a wonderful idea. We must take back our nation from all the people who think that anything that offends them should be removed. If you like this idea, please pass it on. It has been reported that 86% of Americans beli

Down !
Sorry if I sound a little pissed, thinking of all the things I have missed. Like the girl in 4th grade I never kissed, when the teacher said the class was dismissed. Then there was when I missed my prom, that really did upset my mom. Told her I didnt go because I couldnt dance, I didnt even give it a chance. Got married way to soon, was on a really bright afternoon. Started out as having a good wife, then I am reflecting on my life. Sitting here with only a frown, doing nothing but feeling further Down. In a quiet house cant her a sound, maybe I should bury myself in the ground. Send me a sign to help me see, or maybe an angel to help me breathe. I have always been hard on me, and people will never just let me be. Leave me alone, I don't want you around, sometimes I just want to be Down. Or should I got to the pond and drown, then I would just look like a clown. Down is where I want to be right now, I will get back up somehow. So please my friend, don't have a cow. Get me back up, can

Poem #2 - ~*~a Miracle Prayer~*~
Walking along a dark alley Was his biggest fear Expecially being all alone He knew someone drew near. He began to walk a little faster The guys walking behind him were a bunch of lil' pricks. For they were always wanting to stir trouble. They decided to give him some licks. They took a bat to his back Which knocked him to the ground. They proceeded to kick and hit him. Knowing noone was around. Until a loud sound they heard. Came roaring from the dark. A light then flashed in each of their eyes. Like a lighted welding spark. It was God who came to help the poor guy. For he was praying down on the ground. As they were beating him left and right. He knew God would come around. The three guys were stunned still From the bright light blinding them. Gave someone walking by A chance to help a friend. For the guy walking by happen to be the poor guy's dad. Whom he had not seen his dad in years. For his Dad had walked out on him

Civilian Child Vs Military Child
1. A civilian child usually dances around or talks during the National Anthem. A military child stands quietly with his/her hand over his/her heart. 2. A civilian child sees race. A military child sees diversity. 3. A civilian child has a best friend in his hometown. A military child has a best friend on almost every continent. 4. A civilian child sees only the plane flying over. A military child not only can identify the type of plane flying but knows someone who works on them. 5. A civilian child smells something nasty and yells; "Eeewwww, what's that smell?". A military child smells something nasty and yells; "M.O.P.P. 4! M.O.P.P. 4!!" 6. A civilian child sees a person in uniform. A military child can tell you what branch he's in and what his rank is. 7. A civilian child thinks home is where the heart is. A military child knows home is where the military sends you. 8. A civilian child lives for tomorrow and what it might bring. A military child lives for today

Interesting Night At The Bar.....
It was the DJ's birthday, a friend of mine.... Anyways the ex had the balls to show........ I took a great man to keep me from getting an assault charge on my ass (no I don't mean "big will") but myself.... I did, however, immasculate him in front of one of my good friends.. (who he admires, but will never be half of) told him HOW spineless he is, (and held back hitting him) And overall what a peace of shit he was...... As it's said....."hold on tightly , let go lightly" I'm just trying to not let this consume me.......... On another note, I don't think I am going to spend my time at that bar very often, being as a "friend" invited him, ah fuck it...whatever. by the way, MY Ipod is KAPOUT!!!!!!

This Is Me!
hey Cherry people im new to this so i figured i leave a blog tell you alittle about me i've only been on her for 30 mins and im rated a 10 soo thanks for that! but i'm 20 ill be 21 in feb. of 08 and i know its said but im going threw a divorce at the moment im waiting on my s2b ex husband to get back from South Korea with the Army so we can sign papers! lol but i have a lil girl she will be 2 in Oct. of this year! but just stop by and im going to add more pics later! hope to ttyl Amber

If U Saw Me In Your Bed.....!!!!
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good_ howd u get here? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many ppl want u in their bed.u might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

God Is Up To Something
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something." This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of theoperating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care anymore ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair ?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his

Bitch Is Gonna Die
BITCH,YOU BETTER RUN,YOU BETTER HIDE THERE IS MORE TO COME THAN WHATS INSIDE,I AM ONLY ONE,BUT OH SHIT,I COULD FUCK YOU UP,SO WHAT THE HELL,IN THE HOOD IS UP TO ?YOU DRAIN MY LIFE,CAUSE ME SUCH STRIFE,40 PEOPLE AFTER YOUR ASS,YOU BETTER BE THINKING A COFFIN MADE OF BRASS,NOT THAT I THINK YOU DESERVE SUCH A HONOR,BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO VALOR,CIRCLE OF FRIENDS YOU BETTER FIND A NEW ONE BECAUSE IT NEVER ENDS,I AM MORE FRIENDS WITH A JUGGALO YOU FUCKING HOE,YOU ARE A CUNT,AND BITCHES AND ASSHOLES ON THE HUNT,YOU BETTER NOT BE FREAKIN'COME OUT OF OUT YOUR HOUSE YOU'LL BE STANDING IN A CORNER LIKE A FUCKING MOUSE,MORTAL ENEMY ARE YOU BLIND,DON'T YOU SEE,...NOW BITCH THEY CALL ME LIL PSYCHO CUZ IM A CRAZY BITCH AND YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME CUZ'YOU FUCKED OVER MY BROTHER YOUR NOTHIN BUT AND LOW NASTY SLUTTY UNDERCRUST, OHH DAMN THATS 4 FEET LOWER THAN A CUNT YOU MUST BE A NASTY WHORE BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THAT I PREFER THE DARK AND THE SHADOWS SO THERE I WILL WAIT AND LINGER TILL MY PRAY COMES TO ME

What A Wonderful World
I see trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and you And I say to myself What wonderful world I see skies of blue and clouds of white Bright sunny days, dark sacred nights And I think to myself What a wonderful world The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the skies Are also on the faces of people walking by I see friends shaking hands saying How do you do? They're really saying I love you I see babies cry, I watch them grow They'll learn much more than I'll ever know And I think to myself What a wonderful world Yes, I think to myself What a wonderful world And I say to myself What a wonderful world

Ever Just Sit...
do you ever just sit and watch the rain, i wonder sometimes what is there to gain, i like to watch it when it rains, reminds me of so many different pains, my moods change everyday don't know why, just the other day i was happy and smiling, today the rain brings sorrow and pain, usually i like it , but it makes me think of you, being away all the time just waiting, for someone or maybe just watching, have you ever just sit and watch people, they do some funny stuff when they are alone, and think nobody sees them or what they are doing, me and my girl were in the park the other day, eating hotdogs and riding the train, i saw a couple watching use , see asked her guy, why can we be like them, she is so adorable, yeah she can be a brat sometimes i say, anyway i really am just thinking out loud , i do that all the time too, you ever just sit and think ,then say things of the top of your head, no just me huh, hey i guess i am a little twisted, you see my head hurts all the time, and i don't

Volume Viii - Cursed
As the times pass, So do I. The possessions entangle me, ensnare me, enrapture me. I cannot escape. Nor shall I choose to. Under the protection of the spirits Whose malevolence is known to all. Under the projection of the ancients Whose ambivalence comes to call. Bleesing for some, Curse to others. I hold this curse near and dear to me, As it is my sole possession. They possess me. They curse me. I praise them for their company. I carress their malice. I hold close their sadistic desires. Their torment is my welcomed reward.

Ranking Lift Yay
well, i've got myself out of the new meat category, so what's next. I've added some very work-safe photos and sent some shouts, but I'm curious (aren't all newbies) about private pics. How do you do that? I guess they're for close friends only. i'll get it sorted soon enough. the professor

Todays' Quote Is: Books
"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking." Baquera says: There is nothing like a good book. I am sure you are all aware that I read alot of motivational, positive thinking type books, but if you ever want to read a great book try the "American Beach, A Saga of Race, Wealth, and Memory by: Russ Rymer". That is one book you will not put down and will have you thinking! Enjoy and keep gearing to more reading! God Bless and Be Safe! read

Friendship Thoughts...
Right Now Somebody is thinking of you. Somebody is caring about you. Somebody wants to be with you. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble. Somebody wants to hold your hand. Somebody is praying for you. Somebody hopes everything turns out alright. Somebody wants you to be happy. Somebody wants you to find him/her. Somebody is him/her. Somebody wants to give you a gift. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, and not too hot. Somebody wants to hug you. Somebody loves you. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun. Somebody wants you to believe in yourself and know they believe in you. Somebody wants you to know you are always in his/her heart. Somebody wants you to know that you are a part of him-her...no matter how near or close you may be... Somebody is playing a song that you love. Somebody is helping you without your knowle

An Ode To My Ex...
I met you,both of us were free-spirited birds,loners.You were 3 inches taller than me,the first tall man in my life and 5 years older.You claimed you skateboarded around school,and you noticed me.How could you have noticed me?For I didn't start that school year until the fall,after you graduated.Always puzzled me,why and how you could mistake me for someone else? I accepted your invitation to go out with you,wonder even now why I did.The first 6 months with you were the best in my life with any man,you were my first.After that,why did I stay with you?Basically,to say I had someone I could call boyfriend. We watched each other sleep,taking turns.I miss feeling your heartbeat,hearing your screams when you had nightmares,spooning with you.I miss running my fingers through your hair,staring into your eyes.I miss your voice and smile. Our togetherness was a lie.You never took me out anywhere,ate my food,stole my kisses and my touch.You dumped me on prom night because I wouldn't put

Quotes Of Dune...
My best friend Ne'ko,got me enticed into the Dune book series.I have several journals(Tao Te Ching) with quotes from: tv,movies,books,people I've met,etc... Here are a few quotes from Dune. "A beginning is a very delicate time..." "You are transparent.I see many things...I see plans within plans within plans." "Why question what you cannot change?" "We always arise from our own ashes.Always." "...your guilt is written in your actions!" "My mind controls my reality!"- Farad'n "One cannot go against the word of God." "Survival is the ability to swim in strange water." "From water does all life begin." "When I am weaker than you,I ask you for freedom,because that is according to your principles;when I am stronger than you,I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles." "One cannot have a single thing without its opposite." "Ideas are most to feared when they become actions."-Paul "If you focus your awareness only upon your own rig

Some Of My Favorite Song Lyrics...part 1
Post-Mortem Bar by Zane Campbell When I cleaned out your room, I came to..the wall covered in your memories; but still it seemed like you were hovering over, still out there keeping an eye on me. *Chorus* We'll go down to the Post-Mortem Bar & catch up, on the years that have passed between us, & we'll tell our stories. Do you remember when the world was just like a carnival open every hour? If I could have one more day with you, the way you used to be. All the things I should've said, would pour out of me. We'll go down to the Post-Mortem Bar & catch up, on the years that have passed between us, & we'll tell our stories. Do you remember when the world was just like a carnival open every hour? I took a walk,didn't know which way I was going; but somehow or other I ended up here. When we said we'd meet again & I guess I was hoping; but the place had been closed down a while, it was all dark and bare. We'll go down to the Post-Mortem Bar & catch up,

Erotic Confessions ~midnight Caller
Midnight Caller What does it mean when the cell phone rings in the dead of night? When the house is silent except for quiet, regular breathing and the darkness is pierced only by small points of white and yellow moonlight through the blinds? Has there been as accident? Is someone very sick? Does a friend need a designated driver? Always when that loud ring wakes a sleeper, a pulse begins to race. My phone was on the small dresser just beside my bed. I hardly had to move except to lift my arm. Being the light sleeper that I am, only one echo of “Haunted” escaped before I flipped open the phone. The noise echoed in the stillness as faint as a memory. I knew it was you, as I had set our song to be your ring tone. Just because my physical reaction was instantaneous did not mean that my mental faculties had kicked in with equal speed. The sound I made was more "huh nuh?" than "hello?" I noticed a little sound of shock cracked in my voice. I never really knew if you would call. An

The Race
How do you compete in a race someone else has put you in? If you don't know the rules, how will you ever win? Your opponents are often ruthless when the finish line's in sight. But just because they're winning, it doesn't mean they're right! If you win by lies and cheating, should the trophy go to you? And what about the pain you've put others through? If someone trips on your deception, do you help them to their feet? Or do you pull out taking the lead, fueled by your deceit? Will all your bended truths put sharp turns in others way? And when you give your victory speech, just what will you say? I don't know if I can read the false expressions on your face. But I don't think it's winning that counts, it's how you ran the race

What Ever Just Some Poetry
I love you For you being you I like how you rap As if you were Rapping to me; Yet, I am not a Bitch, but I can Sometimes act like one. I like your body; Your sexy ass body. How I would love to Rub it, lick it, tease it And play with it. How your body Reminds me of Dark chocolate. I like your style How you gets down Just expressing your pain And how you remain You are not crazy You just maintain. That sexy ass smile; Gives me goose bumps Up and down my spine. Ooh, I could just undress You with my eyes And then taste you Taking my tongue where ever It takes me (Yet, I am not a groupie). Oh what great divine. Listening to your voice As you express your words, “G g g gg G-Unit!” Love how you say that! I play your music On repeat it goes. Listening to those flows Got my kids bopping their heads And snapping their fingers. Hearing my little girl yell, “G-Unit!” only 3 years old. My son say, “My buddy, my buddy…” Only 5 years old.

Meeting
It’s the first time we meet. Your house is empty so you suggest we meet there for a drink before we go out. I take a taxi as I’m not familiar with the neighborhood. I am so glad to get out of the taxi; the heat back east is sweltering this time of year. My sundress is stuck to me. I try to air it out as I walk up to your house. What a gorgeous house you have, already I’m impressed and excited to see the inside. I ring the doorbell… I can hear the music playing from the back yard. I start to walk back down the path and around the side of the house when the door opens. There you are! I haven’t seen you in so long and I sure missed that smile. You welcome me and open the door for me to walk in. I’m not two steps into the house when the door closes and you grab my hand. You swing me around and grab my other hand, walk me back to the wall and kiss me. Your hands move up and hold my head as your tongue presses just inside my lips. Both of our breathes are quick and heavy as our hands travel

Ok I'm Not Sure
I don't really get this cherry tap. I can't download anything off of the site because it infected my computer. I'm sick of myspace but all of my friends are on it. So at least i can talk to them. Whine whine whine

Remebering
A few years back there was this old man that lived in my town. He was a tall grey haired old man with alot of wisdom. And i look back at all the things that poor old guy told me. And tried to teach me i look back at it now and i think i have really let him down. It breaks my heart to think of what he would say to me know. I've let him down. I can't help but cry when i think of him. He was the most wonderful friend,teacher and even a driver for me when i i had to go to baseball practice. He even let me drive his old car coming home from practice or a game. He was an old farmer and water delivery man around home. Never married so he was set in his ways. But he was always so special and kind to me. Haha i remeber when we had the old cafe in town he and i would sit and have lunch together. He and i would have a game after we were done with our meals and desert. We always had a ice cream crunch bar and of course when we were done he'd always say ok if u can throw that icecream stick i

Scared
Hello everyone, This is going to be short and to the point. I want some input on something. See I done something I said I wont do, and now I have this bad feeling coming over me. The thing is my girlfriend doesnt want anyone to know about me because of problems we had on another sight. But yet she wont add me as a friend nor will she leave me comments. Now the thing I done. I went and read comments on her page then went and read the comments she left them. She leaves all these guys all kind of sexy comments everyday and talks IM with them. Tells them all kind of things just to make there day. And yet I do good to get a few hours a day talking to her. And then its has if she has something else going. It always takes her one to 4 min. to reply to my IMs. So someone please tell me I am over reacting. Because I truly love her with all my heart and soul. But its as if she hiding something from me and hiding me from all her friends. Dont get me wrong, I dont mind her having guy friends and t

I've Dreamed Of Loving You For Many Years
I've dreamed of loving you for many years, Loving you each day and night, each hour, Loving till you flow into my tears, And I into the garden where you flower. Of course I must be me, as you are you, But just as bushes planted side by side So intertwine one cannot tell they're two, We will through love and time be unified. So have I dreamed, though we have been apart So long that I of life with you despaired, Holding wounded hope within my heart That through these frozen years it might be spared. The world is a redaction of the dream. Our greatest pain deep longings shall redeem.

Love And Lust - Yes I Wrote It Lol
She was looking into her own eyes. Those big brown eyes. Looking into her own soul, possibly, and of all the things she could be thinking about, her school, her job, her fiancée, the only thing on her mind at this time was the warm hand beginning to wrap around her waist. Normally she would have pushed it aside, but the person who was trying to hold her closer was someone she had dealt with in the past. Their past was clouded with confusion, hurt feelings, beautiful moments, and the unfinished business that would never be quite resolved, and the “what ifs” that fate would hopefully let them try. She wondered what her fiancée would say about the situation she was letting herself into? Her fiancée would probably want to know why she would risk their union over this man. Knowing her fiancée’s obvious reaction she could only feel a slight guilt by this. She knew why though, this man had made her life more interesting at times, and was same man that had guided her through

So Messed Up.
So last Friday as I was on my way to the bank after work, who do I see? Mikey. EMTing two streets away from my house. So I do literally about 75-80 MPH to turn and get back home. I parked the car in the driveway and went upstairs to get Amy. We ran down the street and he was still there. But. He was busy. So instead of just walking past him. Me and Amy stood across the street and watched. And let him go. That still hurts that I did that. It’s been 4 years.

The Chicken Sandwich It Is A Gotta Read
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she p ulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her! She said "Oh, m

Is It Scotch?
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?. "No," said the little boy... "It's a puppy!"

Bi-polar
BI-POLAR I watch the people everyday, From my window to the world. Busy, rushing on their way, While I'm trapped inside this girl. People look and don't see my heart, They see someone you made. I walk and talk and do my part, In the flesh I've come to hate. My friends say I'm afraid to be The person deep inside. And so it seems I let you keep Me buried here alive. What happens if I choose to live, What happens then to you? Do you cease and disappear? We can't survive as two. ~Cherokee~ ©1998

'release' (without Parole)
Release (Without Parole) Sun was streaming through the window At her favorite time of day, Dust motes danced across the counter, Where her letter lay. She took a look around her, At the walls which were her cell, Saw her own reflection, In the things she knew so well. Faith had held her prisoner, Loyalty had been her judge, Love had been the jury, Insecurity her crutch. But today she plans on walking, For her time here has been served. 29 and a half long years, Her appeal has just been heard. Everything she'll leave behind, Are the things she understands And the world outside her window May not bend at her command. But she's a hardend lady, What has been, is the time she's served. She lays her ring upon the counter, With no conscious thought or word. She stands there on the outside, As the door slams shut behind. She's released without parole, Without a chain that binds. Now, no laws will rule her, There's no justice in her world. She's

No Longer Single
I just want to let everyone know that tonight is my last night as a single woman. Tomorrow I will be married and no longer on the market which means I will probably be shutting down my CT page. Thanks to everyone that I have met on here you all are great.

Irishguy
So, you know when you are bored and you click "I am bored" and you go through pic after pic? and each of the cherries light up whenever you run the mouse over them before you click? well i am a really nice person and give everyone a 10, because it doesnt matter how you look, it matters what is on the inside right? Ya well, apparently I accidently gave this guy "IrishGuy" a 9 by mistake, and he sends me this hate mail and all these hatred shoutouts and stuff. I mean, he could have asked me "Why did you rate me a 9" or rate me a 9 or something right? Instead he is like "Rate me a 9 i will rate your ass a 3" and then he blocked me! How childlike. Totally sad and pathetic. So now I cant even talk to him and be like yo, whats up dude? I mean, he has a LOT of pics that are below a 10 so can you imagine how many 3s he has given people? Really people, dont take this that seriously, it is for fun and meeting people. But if this makes you mad, go rate him a 1.

Love
I asked god for a flower ...he gave me a garden I asked god for a tree...he gave me a forest I asked God for a crumb…he gave me a feast I asked God for something…he gave me everything I asked god for an angel...he gave me you

Very First Mother's Day....where I'm The Mother I Mean!
Well, happy mommy's day to me! Last year i was pregnant on mothers day so that doesn't count i think, because i was a 'mommy-to-be'. But this year i get to be taken out to eat, given flowers and whatnot! Stpehie (well gma really) bought me a HUGE balloon today! But Steph prefers to play with it...lol! But wish me Happy Mommy's Day please!

Here To Stay
Hey you all baby dolls new here,hope to learn from everyone here something new each day if possible.I hardly enter cherry tap due to job related but when baby doll gets a chance i will be peeking in and see whats new and whats going on.Keep me posted if you can on those special events so i to can become part of it all.I very nice quiet peacefull shy girl,but when getting to know my friend i am the total opposite of that girl.So give me time and chance and we should be ok my friends............sign baby doll.

Love Me For Me
Stand by me Don't let me be Love me every day even if you don't want to say Please walk next to me as I lead just be there for me, that is all I need I'll be careless if I must, trip stumble and fall But all I ask is that you help me get to my feet as I crawl Just love me for me, and how I am today not the way that you think I should be and don't hate me for the things I say.

Bombfest 2007
RAWR FAMILY...Please post in your blogs, bulletins, and homepages. Click Pic 4 Contest Link... _____________________________________________________ FRIENDS...I would really appreciate your help & support...You must have a verified salute & add the host! Link listed below. Jokers_Wild - Diary Of A Mad Trucker ‡± You Dont Have To Like Me But You Will Respect Me‡@ CherryTAP _____________________________________________________ Please rip & wear the tag below by clicking on the pic If you have any questions or won't be able to help, plz contact Myself or Lucy Thank you, .:Lµ¢¥:. Ðĵ Çã§ђs CT Wifey {Co Founder of RAWR} Tha Verdicts Bitch HollieHottie~InsaneAsylumRejects~[RAWR #1]No Fan = No Add

Prayer Of An Unknown Confederate Soldier
The Blessing of Unanswered Prayers I asked for strength that I might achieve; I was made weak that I might learn humbly to obey. I asked for health that I might do greater things; I was given infirmity that I might do better things. I asked for riches that I might be happy; I was given poverty that I might be wise. I asked for power that I might have the praise of men; I was given weakness that I might feel the need of God. I asked for all things that I might enjoy life; I was given life that I might enjoy all things. I got nothing that I had asked for, but eveything that I had hoped for. Almost despite myself my unspoken prayers were answered; I am, among all men, most richly blessed. - Unknown Confederate soldier

10 Reasons To Love Your Curves
10 reasons to love your curves: 1. You can wear blue jeans the way God intended: Filled out. 2. You never need to show your thong to get people to notice your precious ass-ets! 3. The truth: Men love women who eat fried food. 4. Love handles are for your enjoyment. You know why you have them; let him know. 5. Love handles are also for his protection. Your hips are so powerful, he might fall off and get hurt without something to hold onto. 6. Your underwear does not come with its own bodyparts. You don't need a Wonder-bra because you've got a wonder-bod! Some women spend hundreds of dollars on panties with silicone butt cheeks, girdles with thigh padding, bras filled with water and other strange things. They should simply read number 3. 7. You boldly defy the laws of physics. Only curvy girls can move from left to right and up and down at the same time when they walk. 8. Curves bring balance to the universe. Big boobs balance out a big heart, big hips balance out

Bye To All My Ct Friends And Family And Fans...i Have To Leave!!!!!
Dear Friends and Fans, 05/15/07 Tuesday Since I joined CT, I have met alot of nice folks and some really cool people. As you know, CT takes up alot of personal time. If you have that personal time to spare, then great. If you are like me, you find it harder and harder every day to find that personal time. Once in a while we also realize that we have to make some priority changes and take care of what's most important and leave the rest to fall into place later on if it finds its path at all. If not oh well. Lately, this has not been falling into place. I find it more time consuming than ever before and it has become more like work than fun. I don't have the time for it, as I would rather spend the time with my family. I'm not saying my friends aren't important because they are...so, if you consider yourself my FRIEND and you want to continue to speak to me or keep in contact with me, then you are more than welcome to find me in the following locations: www.myspace.co

Tuesday Links: Traveling Virus Tickets, Fmdanny Does Ddr, Happytypinggirl On Glenn Beck, New Hotness, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Happy TuesDEE boys and girlies, there's a helluva show lined up for you this morning on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. First off, we're going to look at some hot chicks on Paltalk... then, we're going to laugh hysterically at FoundryMusicDanny playing Dance Dance Revolution... then maybe we'll direct our attention back to the Paltalk Cameras cams and look at the lovely brunette who is naked in bed chatting it up... holy crap. The lovely Happy Typing Girl was on Glenn Beck last night Check out Happy Typing Girl's appearance here (YouTube link - Good job, Debbie!) Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! The lovely Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS has sent in a BRAND NEW video showing off her new 'F*CK ME' shirt (get your F*ck

Jodi
Well, work is kind of slow right now so I have time to get out a quick blog. I had sent the ex an email after she sent me the last one, saying to email me, or call giving her both my emails and phone numbers.... I'm waiting, I know that she read them... Wendy, things with her are on the outs! I can feel it, although she was upset about work today and came to see me... that happens when she needs comfort... I'm like that! I just hope that she remembers how much I loved her, well do love her. But I have to move on Brandi, a few words from her now and again, not much to count on, but something to look forward to if she would happen to break up with the ass that she is going out with.... The Spouse, I think that she is going crazy. She hasn't had her meds in a week and a half.. She's bi-polar, needs lithium... I hope that she gets them soon, I hate when she calls and rants about nothing really... I truely wish that I could focus on one woman, for quite a while I thought tha

Summer Fun
Looking for something different for your vacation time? Someplace new? Check this site out: www.downpourfestival.com I was a part of this last year and it was awesome! Watch the video, read the stories of others who were there last year. See for yourself. I'd appreciate it if you'd pass this on to others as well. Thank You!

Upcomung Events
=============== Houston, TX =============== TUE 15 May : Ataxia @ Jet Lounge (1515 pease, houston) FRI 18 May: NO Afterdark @ Engine room this week TUE 22 MAY: GOD MODULE with ODIO84/LIQUID MERCURY - AtaXia at the Jet Lounge Tuesday May 22nd 2007 18 and up only $10 cover DJ Whisperwish and DJ Team Liquid Mercury spinning Underground dance. FRI 25 MAY: Afterdark resumes, midnightish friday night @ engine room TUE 29 MAY: Ataxia@ Jet Lounge SUN 3 JUN: NEW Classic Havok w/ DJ Hellion, DJ Austin @ Jet Lounge; free before 9, $3 after TUE 5 JUN: Opulent with Japanese Car crash at Ataxia @ Jet Lounge FRI 8 JUN: June, 8 2007 at HaVoK presents DJ Juicy Jay of Club Party Monster at the Engine Room 1515 Pease St., Houston, Texas 77002 Cost : $15 at Door $10 Preorder ---- TUE 19 JUN: June, 19 2007 at PLID with Moog Mafia Live - AtaXia at the Jet Lounge 1515 Pease St., Houston, Texas 77002 Cost : $6 FRI 13 JUL: Vampire's Ball featuring... [TBA] 1515 Pease St., Houston, Texas

I Love It...
Silence is golden, apparently my jokes are gems... And having a roomfull of people just sit there in shock and silence or actually making them have to think... like last night... is great. I could hear the gears of thought churning... apparently the alcohol hadn't lubed the gears well enough to shake loose the rust. Pretty much narrows down to these points... A. I touch on shocking/disturbing/obscure topics B. I write too intelligently and over everyone's head where they don't get the material and heaven forbid they think and use that pickled brain... especially the younger people..... C. Some are probably grossed out by what I say.. Main point... I'm having fun and just venting and airing out my thoughts on stuff.

Erotic
I want you to slowly undress me I want to feel you touch me To run your hands down my body Down my sides, backward to my ass Slowly moving up again over my tummy Making your way to my breasts Cupping them, running your fingers over my nipples Feeling them harden like little pebbles I want you to kiss me gently on my lips Moving your mouth across my cheek, Slowly planting butterfly kisses as you move over to my neck I want you to kiss my neck, feel me shiver Feel my nipples getting even harder I want you to move your mouth across my throat Planting butterfly kisses all the way Moving downward – over my collar bone to my breasts I want you to kiss each breast gently, softly Taking each nipple between your lips, in your mouth Running your tongue over each of them and biting them gently Making me shiver with ecstasy, with longing I want you to slowly move me towards the bed To lay me down gently on my back To come lay beside me Look into my eyes as you run your

Trust
What is trust I thought to myself, Something sold or bought on a shelf? Something found on a deserted beach? Something completely out of reach? Without a doubt it's none of the above, But it's a huge part of that word love. It's something earned and something given, Not something tough or hard driven. Helps a person admit when they're worng, Helps a relationship grow to be strong. Trust is something meant to be shared, Not to be doubted or to be dared. Trust is something meant not to be broken, Only felt, shared, and frequently spoken.

Good Sub's To Me
i have had my share of famale subs in my time i have beat a few very hard as well has made everyone of them scream my name and beg for me like no other will ever have.i had one lil sub that i seen alot of pain hurt distrust in her,and i got this sub with all this in her and so much pain i took her under my wings and became her own angel of death my wings protected her and no one dare try to do much to her cause of the name she had on her collar was one that i did not make up i earned every bit of it and was given the name by friends.i got her eyes to see clear,to see that yes i am who i am but with the right woman i'm not as bad as many may see.for i showed her ways of being a sub she had in her but no one really help them sides to be out.and now all this time she has had new owners and she has changed but my touch i still see inside my ways i showed this lovely sub are there they just have grown in other ways. may17,2007 Ripper

Basketball
Basketball: by David Fisher The arena is fused with excitement. The locker room shrouded by concentration. The teams appear to blasting cheers. The stadium quivers from the crowd. The whistle blows and the game ignites. With eloquent skill the players fight. For forty-eight minutes they battle. With everyone clawing for the ball. The buzzer screams above the crowd. One team wins but both should be proud.

Bridges Of Nature
Bridges of Nature: by David Fisher Majestic peaks glistening with glaciers. Surrounded by a blanket of trees. Hiding towers of everlasting stone. In an eternal barrier from north to south. The divider of rivers. And tamer of men. A habitat for hostility. Rising from the edge of the Great Plains. Being always and forever the king of the land.

Cold Steel
Cold Steel: by David Fisher Born from fire. Hardened in water. Honed to a razor's edge. Burnished to reflect light like a diamond. Forged by brute force. Softened by artful stokes. A symbol of prowess. With a thirst for war. The master of ceremonies. With a docile appearance. An anchor throughout history. The embodiment of fear and reverence. A simple piece of metal that can shape the world.

Elixir Of Life
Elixir of Life: by David Fisher Swiftly you run. Cold you feel. You appear like a mirror. Clear without a speck of dust. You come in many phases. With innumerable uses. You can be as strong as steel when ice. And as versatile as plastic when liquid. You are the heart of all life. Nothing can be without a friendly stream. Yet you can take it away just as swiftly. With but a breath we fall into everlasting sleep. Deep your roots go. And far your arms reach. Sleeplessly you do your work. Immune to the passage of time. Great lakes you fill. Deep caverns you cut. The landscape you shape. With as little as a drop.

Forgive Me
Forgive Me: by David Fisher We've know each other for many ages, Our childhood adventures could fill countless pages. Then we both somehow went astray, Years later arose a fateful day. You laid the path to our unification, I was afraid of another long separation. I tried to follow the path you laid, But I acted like a dumb ass and betrayed. On Thanksgiving break last, I resolved to rediscover my past. With a still nervous mind, Your name I typed to find. The result we both know, As are friendship again starts to grow. I'm sorry I was such a selfish ass! All I can do is ask for your forgiveness. And hope that we will never again be parted!

Hope/grief
Hope/Grief: by David Fisher There is always a point in life that deals with sorrow. It creates a desire not to see the morrow. Death may be the cause, Or a violation of laws. But the result is always the same, An injured Sir or Dame. But thee must not mope, For where there is sorrow there is hope. Hope is the anchor of life. It cuts grief like a knife. Shown by a simple hug, Or even the giving of a mug. There is always a willing friend, Ready to help you start the mend.

John Stockton
John Stockton: by David Fisher Number twelve is the best. He is no match for all the rest. He leads in steals. The closest not even to his heals. He moves so fast. No defender can last. He is getting old. But he is far from cold. He loves to pass. Even in the thick of a mass. He is famous with Malone. But he never leaves anyone alone.

Mountain Of Fire
Mountain of Fire: by David Fisher A gentle sloping tower, Filled with unimaginable power. A mound created by explosions past, But one which may be obliterated with a single blast. An unpredictable sleeping giant, Who when awoken is a tyrant. It cares little for the race of man, Destroying anything it can. Some erupt precociously, With others late and ferociously. For some the rock flows in rows, But for many its chunky and explodes. A face that forever alters the land, Like forts that are constantly manned.

Never-ending Chase
Never-ending Chase: by David Fisher Slowly the darkness softens. The beginning for some, And the end for others. It is the calm before the storm. A sanctuary from the night. As the black feathers into blue. The heavenly orb rotates. And the fog of night retreats, As if fleeing the misty morn. So yet a new day commences. Whilst thy heavens depart, So dusk transfigures to dawn.

The Hallowed Desert
The Hallowed Desert: by David Fisher The site of nearly constant war, Not a single day is a bore. A clash of many races, Pushed to the brink by religious faces. A vast arid plain, Saturated with years of pain. The home of giant oil reserves, Of which we must preserve. Yet another conflict arises, For Saddam wants to keep his prizes. Who knows what upcoming years will bring, But we must let freedom ring.

Tombs Of Stone
Tombs of Stone: by David Fisher Giant monoliths in a sea of sand. Could the ancients have done it by hand? They stand like sentinels over the Nile. You can see them from over a mile. The product from ages past. Dueling Time and Nature to last. Mountains of rock. Built block by block. Magnificent rooms of gilded stone. A sacred place not meant to be shown. The resting place for the man on the throne.

Writing
Writing: by David Fisher Writing can unlock doors. Writing should be descriptive. Writing is an adventure for the mind. Writing is a blend of styles. Writing is an ongoing experiment. Writing is global. Writing can reveal your true personality. Writing can hold meanings within meanings. Writing isn't permanent. Writing can have profound influence. Writing is the child of creativity.

About My Son.....important!
Today I found out that my handsome 4 1/2 year old son is going to kindergarten next year!!!! Plus, he will be graduating (transitioning) from preschool on June 21st!!!! Happy Days!!!!!! Get Your Own! | More Flash Toys

I'm Back
Sweet jesus, I got my computer back, and I'm bummed. Lol. I actually didn't want the damn thing to come back. Ah, well. I have 30 days left of Windows XP. LOL. So I have to make a call to Dell. Ugh. School is almost out. 3 more days. I'm a Senior, baby.

(*-*) Tears Never Fear Me But My Heartach Hurt's Me.¢¾
(*-*) tears never fear me but my heartach hurt's me.¢¾ Every momment i look at the clock to see what time it is. Knowing that just one second can be the last. Hoping that the love of my life will return soon. I love him more than life it's self. I just want my munchy to come home so. I dont gonna hide any of my emotions anymore. I just wanna cry every second that he isn't talking to me on the phone. I miss everything i miss him. It's like he has been tookin way from me. Like it was nothing. Andy i want u to get better. I want u to eat right and do it right. I can't stand u not being home and healthy. I know you dont got much to eat but taking care of your self is better than going to the hosptail. Munchy i just want to have my one true love come home knowing that he is going to be ok.Every second i talked to your mom, i wanted to ask is andy there knowing that u aren't there. I just want to to hear your voice not from the hosptail. I love you baby please get better. Dont fucking wor

Howdy!
First off want to say a big THANK YOU for all who have rated my profile and taken the time to chat wth me. Nice to know this lonely little country girl can at least get some Cherry Love. I'm recently divorced and just lookin' to make some friends in the big crazy world. Feel free to chat with me when I am on-line, and I'll show YOU some Cherry Love too! Hugs and Big Country Kisses!! Tracy

Reposted With Both Of Our Names
This special young lady would be none other than skinnydippindebi and yes she is in my family... 1. Would you be in control? My Answer: 1/2 the time Her Answer: Only part of the time 2. Would you pull my hair? My Answer: If we were doing it doggie style I might, I would have one hand on one nipple in one hand pulling hair or rubbing your clit with the other... You asked sexy Her Answer: Hell yes 3. Would you whisper in my ear? My Answer: Wisper and slide my tongue in it opppsie Her Answer: Yes 4. Would you talk dirty to me? My Answer: Hell Yes Her Answer: Hell yeah 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? My Answer: A lot Her Answer: Both and a little tongue sucking 6. Would you say my name? My Answer: Hell yes I would Her Answer: I would scream it 7. Would you go down on me? My Answer: Would go down on you and not cum back up till morning Her Answer: Definately 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? My Answer: Hell yes lik

New Here
HELLO ALL MY NAME IS TINA IM FROM LOUSIANA USA IM 34 SINGLE AND DO NOT WORK CAUSE I AM IN WHEELCHAIR I WAS BORN WITH SPINAL BIFIDA BUT I GET AROUND VERRY WELL AND DO EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF I DONT LIKE IT WHEN SOMEONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME SO PLEASE DONT:)I LIKE TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS AND GO SHOPPING,COOKING,DRAWING CARTOONS,AND I LOVE BEING WITH MY FAMILY I HAVE ONLY 1 SISTER AND NO BROTHERS MY MOM IS WHITE AMERICAN AND MY FATHER IS AFRICAN AMERICAN I LOVE PEOPLE ALOT AND I LIKE TO SMILE ALL THE TIME AND LAUGH IF U WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS U CAN ADD ME AND LEAVE ME A MESSAGE I WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU..IM VERRY HONEST CARING AND SWEET GIRL

The Genocide At Vinnitsa
by Dr. William Pierce In the May issue of Free Speech, I discussed he mass murder of the leadership stratum of the Polish nation by the Soviet secret police in the Katyn Forest in April 1940. We discussed that genocidal atrocity in the light of the ongoing Jewish campaign to portray Jews as the principal victims of the Second World War. A good deal of interest in that article was expressed by readers, many of whom had not been acquainted previously with the facts of the Katyn atrocity. I will now explore this general subject further. Here is some information about the fate of the Ukrainian nation at the hands of the Soviet secret police. In 1943 Germany was at war against the Soviet Union. Twenty-five years earlier, at the end of the First World War, when communist revolutionaries were attempting to take over Germany, Adolf Hitler had sworn to devote his life to fighting communism. He was only a corporal at the time, recuperating from his war wounds in a military hospital, but 15

Aesop's Fables And The Rules Of Engagement
by Dr. William Pierce Last week I gave an interview to a news reporter from a television station in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's station WSOC, channel nine, Michael Eisner's ABC affiliate in Charlotte. The reporter and his cameraman drove up to my broadcast studio in West Virginia. My organization, the National Alliance, has been doing some recruiting in Charlotte, and someone had given a copy of one of our recruiting leaflets to the reporter at a Charlotte gun show. The reporter apparently had checked with his superiors at his television station and been told that the National Alliance is a "hate group," so he had come up to check us out and interview me. The reporter was an enthusiastic young man of apparently normal intelligence, although clearly a bit trendy, as virtually all media people are. While we were talking off-camera, he told me that he is a recent graduate of Auburn University in Alabama. During the interview we toured our book department, where we stock the bo

Bill And Monica
by Dr. William Pierce What would I do without Bill Clinton in the White House to provide me with a non-stop source of material? Unfortunately, this latest escapade of his, involving not just another bimbo romp but also perjury, suborning of perjury, obstruction of justice, and a number of other felonies, may put my source behind bars for the next few years. When the Lewinsky story first broke and I saw the grim expressions on the faces of the newscasters, I thought, hey, they're worried that their boy is really in trouble this time. Bill Clinton has had the media covering for him so many times, and has gotten away with so many crimes, that he has fallen into the error of thinking he can get away with anything. I've talked with a number of people about the significance of Clinton's latest problem, and the opinions fall into two categories. First, there are those who don't want to see him go because they figure there's no one else who could do a better job of discrediting the wh

Bill, Monica, And Saddam
by Dr. William Pierce As we all watch the U.S. government deliberately move closer day by day to the war I predicted a year ago -- when Clinton appointed his all-Jewish foreign policy, national security, and defense team -- the question must come to many minds: Why do the American people permit this? Why do they vote for a government which clearly doesn't care at all about American interests? Why do they tolerate a government which plunges them into unnecessary wars? Well, of course, we already know part of the answer. An electorate which will put a creature like Bill Clinton into the White House twice clearly doesn't care much about American interests. All most of them care about is the size of their welfare checks. But there's more to the war mania in Washington than an irresponsible lumpen electorate. There is the conviction on the part of those pushing for war against Iraq that they can get away with it, that no one will call them to account for it, because the controlled med

Why "geeks & Nerds" Are Worth It :-)
In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys. 1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE. 2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself. 3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer

Building Understanding
by Dr. William Pierce We recently took a survey of just under a thousand regular listeners to American Dissident Voices who also subscribe to the texts of the broadcasts by e-mail. We wanted to know what listeners especially like or dislike about these broadcasts. We wanted ideas which will help us do a better job of reaching and moving as many people as possible. We were gratified by the many compliments and expressions of appreciation we received from listeners. It's nice to know that our efforts are being well received by so many thoughtful people. We also appreciated the criticisms and suggestions for improvement made by listeners. The most frequent criticism we had was that I talk too much about Bill Clinton. One listener told me that everyone already knows that all politicians are lower than scum, and it doesn't do a bit of good to prove that to them over and over again by using Bill Clinton as an example. Another listener said it makes him depressed and sick to his stomach

Clinton's Legacy
by Dr. William Pierce Bill Clinton is a psychologically defective person. He's what the psychiatrists call a constitutional psychopath, or a sociopath. He is not only amoral, but he also lacks the judgment and self-control necessary to conform his behavior to reasonable norms. Amorality, lack of any inherent morality, is not an uncommon condition among lawyers and politicians, of course, but most of them manage to curb their greed and their lust enough to conform to accepted standards of behavior. A person who wants to get ahead in politics should be a person who looks ahead and tries to understand the long-range consequences of current decisions and policies. Bill Clinton has never had that faculty. For him it's always been doing what he wants to do at the moment and figuring that later he'll be able to lie himself out of any problems which arise. He behaves as if he's been lobotomized or as if he has a substantial non-White component in his genetic makeup. He displays the type of

Clinton's War
by Dr. William Pierce Today let's talk about Bill Clinton's new role as war hero and commander in chief. You know, when I told you a little over two weeks before Clinton launched his new war against Iraq that war was imminent -- that I was sure he had made a deal with the Jews to use any pretext at all for starting a war, in return for Jewish lawyer Sam Dash's effort to sabotage Ken Starr and derail the impeachment process -- I couldn't imagine that Clinton would choose such disastrous timing for his attack. I knew the man had catastrophically poor judgment -- I mean, he's the jerk who when he was governor of Arkansas used to send out Arkansas state troopers to scout up women and bring them to his hotel room, who used to let his brother Roger deal cocaine out of the office next to his in the governor's mansion in Little Rock, and who after he became President used to unzip for action right in the Oval Office -- but even I am surprised by the recklessness and foolishness of his timin

The Corruption Of America's Police
by Dr. William Pierce Two weeks ago I began telling you about the corruption of American police officials by the Anti-Defamation League of B'nai B'rith: the ADL. Because this is such an important matter, such an urgent matter, I promised I'd tell you more about it. It is a shocking thing, and I needed time to present the details to you -- details which you can check for yourselves, so that you will have no doubt that I am telling you the truth. It's easy to doubt this truth. It's easy to believe that the ADL is the so-called "human rights" organization that the mass media say it is. It's especially easy to believe this when you see ADL officials palling around with prominent politicians and policemen, when you see police chiefs and U.S. senators receiving awards at ADL banquets. I'm telling you that the ADL is an anti-American gang of racketeers who break our laws with impunity because they have succeeded in corrupting our politicians and many of our law-enforcement people as wel

Cowardice And Individualism
by Dr. William Pierce In various Free Speech articles I've spoken about our problems with Blacks, with Asian immigrants, with mestizos, and of course, with Jews -- especially about our problems with Jews, in deference to their demand always to be at the head of the line. Now, I'd like to talk about our problems with ourselves, with European-Americans: about what's wrong with White people. Actually, this is such a huge subject that I can deal with only a tiny part of it. In the organization which I head, the National Alliance, I've been talking with members about two aspects of the White problem: White cowardice and White selfishness. Here are some of our thoughts. If most White people weren't such terrible cowards, we wouldn't have problems with Blacks, mestizos, Jews, or anyone else today. We would have solved all of those problems long ago. There are plenty of people who agree with us about the type of society we want, the type of future we want for our people. There are man

David Geffen, Steven Spielberg, And Bill Clinton
by Dr. William Pierce I referred to Steven Spielberg's new film, Saving Private Ryan, in the August issue of Free Speech. We talked about the way in which that film -- and every other film about the Second World war which has come out of Hollywood -- have perpetuated the myth -- the deliberate lie -- that the Second World War was a necessary war and a good war. I mentioned that the Jews have elaborated on this basic lie with their postwar lies about lampshades and soap supposedly manufactured from the corpses of millions of gassed Jews: poor, innocent, inoffensive, sensitive, blameless, high-minded, talented, violin-playing Jews murdered by the brutal, vicious, sadistic, Neanderthal Germans. That's the standard Hollywood lie perpetuated by Jews like Steven Spielberg. And the Jews use this lie to extort billions and billions and billions of dollars from the rest of the world. Switzerland is their current target, but believe me, they intend to suck the last drop of blood from all the

Democracy
by Dr. William Pierce Let's talk about democracy: about democracy as a system of government and its implications for our future. Democracy is a system where a country's legislators and its top executives are chosen by a direct vote of the citizenry, more or less; I'm not concerned at the moment with such details as the electoral college. The basic fact is that nearly every citizen over 18 years of age has an equal vote, and the politician with the most votes is elected to office. We also have a Constitution, of course, and the Constitution is supposed to constrain to a certain extent what these politicians can do after they're elected. Sometimes it does, and sometimes it doesn't. We also have a system of Federal courts which are supposed to make sure that the politicians don't deviate too far from the Constitution. But the judges on these courts are appointed by the politicians they're supposed to keep an eye on. Very roughly that's the system we've had for the last 210 years

Fashion For Genocide
by Dr. William Pierce A month ago I told you about the murder of two White girls, Tracy Lambert and Susan Moore, in Fayetteville, North Carolina, as part of the initiation of new members into the Black and Hispanic Crips gang. I'm still receiving comments about that program. Apparently many listeners -- especially those with Internet access -- checked out the facts as reported in the Fayetteville newspaper, and they were shocked that, just as I said, there was no media coverage of these terrible murders outside the Fayetteville area. They were shocked that virtually all of the mainstream media around the country would deliberately hide the news of these racially motivated murders from the White public -- and these were the same media which had made such a sensation about the killing of a convicted Black drug dealer and his girlfriend in Fayetteville by a White soldier, James Burmeister, in December 1995. But really, no one who has been listening to my broadcasts should have been

Jewish Policy Against Iraq
by Dr. William Pierce It used to be that before we would wage war against another country, we had to believe that we had some moral justification for doing so. And it used to be that the only moral justification which we considered sufficient was self-defense. No matter how much we disliked another country or its policies, we would not attack them with our armed forces -- we would not wage war against them -- unless they attacked us or one of our allies first. We used to put a lot of stock in never being an aggressor, but acting only in self-defense. We had to wait until we were hit before we would hit back. Even the Second World War, in which all of the media Jews -- and therefore their boy Franklin Roosevelt -- wanted the participation of the United States in the worst way, had to wait until our government could maneuver Japan into attacking us at Pearl Harbor. Roosevelt and his Jews had been trying for more than a year before Pearl Harbor to provoke Germany into doing somet

Jews And The White Slave Trade
by Dr. William Pierce Steven Spielberg's pseudo-historical film about a 19th-century mutiny and massacre aboard a Spanish slave ship, Amistad, and the subsequent trial of the Black mutineers is being praised by the reviewers. Spielberg, one of the wealthiest and most successful of Hollywood's Jewish film makers, is also being praised by his kinsmen in various so-called "human rights" organizations for using his propaganda skills to sensitize White, Gentile audiences to the horrors of slavery and make them feel just a little more guilty for treating non-Whites so badly in the past. What the film doesn't mention, of course, is that Spielberg's Jewish kinsmen owned many, though not all, of the ships involved in the 18th- and 19th-century Atlantic trade in Black slaves and, in fact, played a very prominent role in bringing Black slaves to America. The film tends to steer one away from blaming anyone for slavery except White Gentiles. This bit of misdirection is interesting in light o

Judicial Insanity And Schoolyard Massacres
by Dr. William Pierce Clinton's sexual escapades, his lying about them, and his attempts to get witnesses to lie, show us what sort of person he is. These things help us to understand what a degenerate piece of White trash we have in the White House. But they are not the really important things about the Clinton administration. They are more like a sideshow, more like comic relief from the real damage Clinton and his controllers are doing to us and to our country. Consider, for example, Mr. Clinton's appointments to the Federal courts. He has done more than any other President in history to increase the number of Jews in the Federal judiciary. His most notable moves in that direction have been his appointments of two Jews to the nine-justice Supreme Court, but nearly all of his judicial appointments have been aimed at increasing so-called "diversity" in the courts. In most cases when his appointees haven't been Jews they've been Blacks or other non-Whites. The rule seems to be, a

More On Reparations
by Dr. William Pierce A subject we've discussed often enough on these broadcasts for many of you to be tired of hearing about it is the continuing -- make that the escalating -- Jewish effort to extort reparations from the rest of the world for claimed injuries done to Jews of past generations by Gentiles of past generations. I would drop the subject, except that every week Jewish leaders make new demands which surpass all previous bounds for greed and arrogance. You wouldn't believe the arrogance and pushiness of these Jews when they smell gold -- except that it's all documented, all in your daily newspaper for you to read. Therefore, this Great Jewish Gold-Hunt makes a wonderful educational tool for helping others to understand the nature of the Jews, and I cannot resist using it. You remember, this current gold-hunt began early last year, when Jewish leaders came up with the idea of expanding their claim for reparations from the 1930s and 1940s to include countri

Nationalism Vs. The New World Order
by Dr. William Pierce An interesting thing happened recently. The government of India detonated five nuclear warheads in underground tests, and the establishment in the United States reacted with shock and dismay. This is good news for at least six reasons. I'll name them, one reason at a time. First, the nuclear tests were a complete surprise to the Clinton government. That's a wonderful proof of the fallibility of government. Too many people believe you can't fight the government because the government has the secret police working on its side, and the secret police know everything. Our Central Intelligence Agency spends $27 billion a year to be aware of what's happening around the world, including the building of facilities for making nuclear warheads and other weapons of mass destruction, and the CIA didn't have a clue! An even better scenario would be that the CIA knew but kept it a secret from the Clinton administration. But that is unlikely since the head spook himself

Paying The Organizatsiya
by Dr. William Pierce Illegal immigration is a huge and growing problem for this country. So is legal immigration, to the extent that the immigrants are nearly all members of minority groups these days. Immigration is changing the complexion and the character of America. We are becoming less European and more Middle Eastern, Asian, African, and mestizo. I have discussed what this non-White immigration is doing to our schools, our cities, and our tax burden. Let's look today at some of the other costs involved. Before the Second World War we had immigration laws which insured that most immigrants to the United States were Europeans. It was extremely difficult for Asians or Africans or other non-Whites to enter the country. Then in the rush of feel-good egalitarianism and yankee-doodle democracy which were promoted by the media after the war, the members of the liberal elite let themselves be persuaded by the media bosses that our immigration policies were "racist." What we needed

I'm Waiting For Something...could You Please Be What I'm Waiting For?
You feel good. You feel good like a good pair of worn in Chuck Taylor's. You feel good like I could never explain. You feel good. You feel good like soft hoodie that you've had for too long. You feel good like right feels better than wrong. You feel good to me. You feel good to me...and I can't explain why. Let me feel good to you, too. Let me try... You feel good. You feel good like a hot bath that melts the pain away. You feel good like I could never explain. You feel good. You feel good like a warm bed after a day of work. You feel good like pleasure feels better than hurt. You feel good to me. You feel good to me...and I can't explain why. Let me feel good to you, too. Let me try... You feel good. You feel good like hot chocolate on a cold day. You feel good like I could never explain. You feel good. You feel good like childhood memories. You feel good like caresses feel better than skinned knees. You feel good to me. You feel good to me..

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First Blog/new User
I only made this account in order to see other people's pages and I doubt I will be updating it very often. I have also been getting a few comments/questions about my user name. To clarify "juicygirl" is referring to the clothing line Juicy Couture... it is not in any way dirty if that was what anyone was thinking.

That Far
I can't imagine, any greater fear Then waking up, without you here, And though the sun, would still shine on, My whole world, would all be gone, But not for long, If I had to run, if I had to crawl If I had to swim a hundred rivers, just to climb a thousand walls, Always know that I would find a way, to get to where you are, There's no place that far It wouldn't matter why we're apart, Lonely miles or two stubborn hearts Nothing short of God above Could turn me away from your love I need you that much Kristi Stotler: If I had to run, if I had to crawl If I had to swim a hundred rivers, just to climb a thousand walls, Always know that I would find a way, to get to where you are, There's no place that far If I had to run, if I had to crawl If I had to swim a hundred rivers, just to climb a thousand walls, Always know that I would find a way, to get to where you are, There's no place that far Baby there's no place that far

Believe
I believe- that we have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they are going to hurt you once in awhile and you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the long distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it is taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time that you see them. I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take

What Is Love?
L--Live your life to the fullest. Never take anything that was given to you forgranted. Life is very special and we need to appreciate and accept the people and things that are in it. Be honest with yourself and live your life for you. O--Own up to all responsibilities and mistakes in your life. Never try to hide anything from the people who love you. Owning up to all of life' up and downs will make or break your life. Owning up to yourself is the very most important part of your life, you need to be happy with yourself in order to make others happy around you. V--Vow to cherish your life and other people and things in it. Never be afraid to express your feelings and bare your soul to anyone. Take that step forward and set your goals in life. Follow and acheive your goals and never be afraid to step forward and be who you are. E--Enjoy life to the fullest. Don't hold back any feelings or emotions. Be who you are and enjoy yourself in life, as this will help you to

New Thoughts
Been a little while since I wrote, Have been asked many question about LDD, CDD, and why some women want it and why some men are hesitant to give it. Why a HOH may back away, and what to do if the wife feels she is getting away with to much. In today's society it is harder for a man to accept his wife wants to be controlled and held accountable, where ever you turn you see women's lib ideas, wives that put their husbands down, and young girls dressing like sluts. A boy is taught to be nice to women from a young age, you see on T.V. comedians saying that the wife runs the house, adds that make men look like idiots, even in church I have seen men that are hen pecked by their wives. Now you have some women who believe that the MAN should be in charge and want that way of life, but with all this things going on showing men that is not what is happening it is hard for them to see the right way. I was asked once "where would you men be if us women did not take charge?" My response

Other Thoughts
What happened to the REAL men? I have been doing a lot of blogs and I hear from a lot of women that they wish their husbands would be the type of MAN to hold them accountable. In the past the man was always the Head of the House, what he said was done, no arguing, no fights, not as much divorce. Have the times changed so much the the men are just week and wimpy? I see it all the time, wives wanting to return to the traditional values, craving the Husband that will take charge, be the strong man. Feminist say this is wrong, but is it really? The Bible says that the wife should submit to her Husband, because he knows best. In today society this is all backwards, the wife seems to be in more control and the men sit back and do as she says, boys are taught to believe this, and the cycle continues. Men stand up and take what is right in the eyes of the Lord, you are to be the Head of the House, take charge and show your wife the REAL man. I believe the down fall as of late

Only In New York
A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the river. She went to the Verazzano Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder And added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all,what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made Passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doi

Greatest Show Ever!!!
How Zane fell into the job that he did I am not sure but what I will tell you is that he has, hands down, my dream job. What a living to be paid to go all around the world and get drunk everywhere you go. He travels around the world to different countries and seeks out local establishments that have in some way impacted the drinking culture for that country. In addition to getting drunk everywhere he goes he also enjoys the different cuisines (rather strange a lot of the time) that each destination offers. You even get to enjoy watching what different parts of the world use as "hang over" cures. I would recommend this show to anyone that likes to watch a good cultural show and enjoys drinking! It is fun to see the different things that are being produced through out the world and Zane's personality makes it absolutely hilarious! There is also drinking games that have been set up for the show as you can see in his blog on his page! http://www.mojohd.com/mojoseries/threes

Wednesday Links: Happy Birthday Opie, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Censorship Rooster, Rock Scream Video, Traveling Virus Ticke
Who the heck is the tolpess blonde in the thong on Paltalk??? oooh, she's new! Greetings and flatulations, people! It's OPIE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY and the Opie and Anthony Show is live and broadcasting on this fine Whip 'em Out Wednesday! (on terrestrial radio, that is), and if you don't want to take MY word for it, well then turn on your Paltalk... so sign in, wish Op a happy birthday, and check out some of the silliness in studio...cuz we're all here. It's a lovely day in New York today...and probably in other cities, so if you want to participate in Whip 'em Out Wednesday, during which it's likely that you'll see a lovely set of bosoms, you should probably get yourself a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019

The Plan
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams..... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their

Reject Of Another
MY POETRY IS MY LIFE IF YOU WERE TO READ IT CLOSE ENOUGH YOU MIGHT FIGURE ME OUT COMPLEX WORDS FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS LIKE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS TELLING YOU WHY I AM A REJECT WHY I AM NEVER FEEL I AM IN THE RIGHT PLACE MY DREAMS ARE FILLED WITH CHAOS TELLING ME HOW I AM A DISGRACE HOW NOTHING IS RIGHT ANY WAYS INSANITY IS A HORRIFIC FANTASY BROUGHT TO LIFE ALL OF MY INNER DEMON DAMNING ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I HIDE FROM MY FEARS SO THAT THEY WON'T OVERWHELM ME DROWNING MYSELF IN A POOL OF BLOOD MIXED WITH MY OWN SELF DEFEAT I AM A RECJECT I AM TIRED OF HIDING HIDING FROM THE HOLY IN WHICH I HATE THINKING CUZ THEY FOUND A PURPOSE IN LIFE I AM JUST TAKING UP SPACE I SLIP THROUGH LIFE LIKE A CORPSE WALKING AMONG THE LIVING BEING THE ENGIMA IN A SIMPLE WORLD I'VE NEVER BOUND BUT NOT BROKEN

Colors
Music Video:COLORS (by Crossfade)Can you feel it crush you does it seem to bring the worst in you out There's no running away from these things that hold you down Do they compicate you because they make you feel like this of all the colors that you've shine this is surely not your best But you should know these colors that you're shining are Surely not the best colors that you shine I know you feel alone yeah and no one else can figure you out But don't you ever turn away from the ones that help you down Well they'd love to save you don't you know they love to see you smile But these colors that you've shined are surely not your style I know you're feeling like you're lost you've drifted way to far But you should know these colors you're shinig are surely not the best

Some Fucking People....
some people belong in mental instutions and not out in the free world with the rest of society!! some people don't deserve to have custody of their children!! some people should have to take a psychiatric test and evaluation before any of the above takes place!! am i worried about the hollow threats that have been made towards myself and my family?? not at all...why is this? simply because i do not question my parenting skills anymore, i don't give a damn what other people agree with or disagree with...i know i'm a damn good mother and a damn good "wife"...mike is a damn good father and a damn good "husband"...as for our son, drake, he's a very healthy and happy boy...theres no way in hell some cps social worker would remove him from our custody...we have never been institutionalized and we have never made suicidal/homicidal threats!!! we don't use drugs, yes we drink...only on occasions and most of the time, he's with vicki and rick (mike's parents)....if he's here at home with us, we

Shock Me
SHOCK ME SEXY TELL ME YOUR WILDEST DREAMS FILL MY EARS WITH VIOLENT FANTASIES WHISPER SWEET CRIMSON FAIRY TAILS THAT MAKE ME GO WEAK IN THE KNEES SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO DO TO ME ITS OK I'LL LET YOU TRY MAKE ME SCREAM WANTING MORE & MORE LEAVE KISSES UPON MY LIPS BUT GIVING ME PAIN AT THE SAME TIME BITING MY LIP AS YOU PULLING YOUR HEAD AWAY LET ME KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE TELL ME WHO'S THE MASTER TELL ME WHAT TO DO TELL ME IF I AM BEING GOOD OR BAD I HAVE A HABIT NOT TO MIND AND SOMETIMES NEED TO BE PUT BACK IN LINE TIE ME TO THE BED OR WHAT EVER YOU THINK I AM WORTHY OF TEACH ME HOW A GOOD GIRL ACTS IN TURN LET ME DO ALL THIS THINGS TO YOU BUT MORE LET ME STRIP YOU OF YOUR POWER & NOW YOUR ASS IS MINE LOL WATCH ME AS I PULL UR HAIR TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN'T HAVE ME UNLESS YOU WORK FOR ME PROVE TO ME THAT YOU REALLY WANT ME I REMIND YOU THAT SEX IS NOT THE QUESTION IT IS THE PRIZE AND IF YOUR GOOD YOU'LL GET IT PLUS WHAT EVER ELSE THAT YOU CAN SHOCK

Part 21
Hollowing the Heart of True Love Well it all over you proved that you didn't really love me as I did you. Ending our relationship was your idea and not ours. As of now I don't care what you do, what you say or anything else. You were not being a real person by breaking up with me through a email. That’s one of the lowest things anyone could do. Just thinking about what you said didn't make sense. I never disrespected you in anyway until now. I thought we had something this time around, but I guess I was wrong. I tried to be the man you always wanted me to be, as I changed the way I acted just to be with you, I ended relationships with my friend so you wouldn't get any ideas. For disrupting my life you caused my heart to grow cold once more. As I thought me search was over it seemed it never really ended. As of being a third time well there won't be. I proved that I loved you every day, as I only pleased you enough to stay with me and not truly love me as your partner. So as

You Haven't Broken Me Yet
YOU THINK I AM MADE OF GLASS & THE MORE YOU DROP ME THE MORE THE PIECES WILL SHATTER YOU HAVE ME NO MORE WHY CAN'T YOU GET THAT THREW YOUR HEAD YOUR MARK IS NO WHERE ON MY BODY ANY MORE THE SCARS HAVE HEALED THE BLACK EYES HAVE ALL BUT FADED AWAY YOU THINK I AM STILL YOUR LIL BITCH NOPE I AM ME LIL DARK SOUL AKA LIL DEVIL THE BITCH THAT HAS GROWN TO FUCKING HATE YOU WITH ALL THE PASSION IN THE WORLD YOU CAN'T BEAT ME NO MORE PLACE YOU HATRED UPON MY NOT SO FRAGILE BODY ANY LONGER THE TAG IS GONE THE GLOVES ARE OFF IF YOU WANT ME COME AND GET ME NO BODYGUARDS TO STOP YOU FROM GETTING TO ME I HIDE FROM NO ONE I FACE THE NIGHT MARE THAT HAUNTS MY ONCE SWEET DREAMS I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON NO ITS YOUR TURN THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH YOUR LOVE BURNS THE ONE YOU LOVE ALL YOUR PAIN BROUGHT ME NO PLEASURE ONLY MENTAL SCARS NOW YOU HAVE MADE SOMETIME THAT YOU SHOULD FEAR YOUR HEAD WILL BE AS FUCKED AS MINE ONCE WAS FROM THE TORTURE YOU BROUGHT ME

How Do You Like Me
hOW dO yOU lIKE mE DO YOU WANT ME DOWN ON MY HANDS & KNEES SHALL I BEG UNTIL YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT SHOULD I MOAN TO TURN YOU ON hOW dO yOU lIKE mE SHOULD I CRAWL ON MY HANDS & KNEES LET YOU TIE ME UP DRESS IN LEATHER, OR LACE AM I THE MASTER OR THE SLAVE DO WE SWITCH ROLES DAY TO DAY hOW dO yOU lIKE mE I DON'T MIND I NEVER FOLLOW THE RULES I LIKE TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON THE HARD WAY BUT REMEMBER ONE THING I LIKE PAIN HURT ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO I WILL ASK FOR MORE hOW dO yOU lIKE mE

Heart Break
A sea of green lies still under me sweet surrender callS out to me Fighting a dying war wagering with the devil no more I am not Precious I am not sweet it is not required in my personality Nobody by my side begging me not to take my life Haunting dreams gentle whispers of a child all coming back to me Screaming my pain into the still lonely night I like a tiger waiting for its prey as I stare down a loving razor blade I tried to forget about the voices in my head they grow louder by the hour When this fragile body finally brakes don't cry for me

Broken Glass
With broken wings an angel wept from tears of a broken neck heart breaking cries blood lay still on the floor there is no life in this body anymore misshapen dreams shattered along time my arms lay by my side hero's are no where in this story shattered undying love bound by glory truth erased threw time glass lay shattered on the floor by my side hopes, dreams are all gone now a girl lying on the floor is all that is left now with the words I LOVE YOU lingering in her last breath

Best Friend Day
"If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic................... you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...

For A Special Someone
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is the greatest emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My Body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very Start.

November
She was sittin' on a park bench Feedin' pigeons on Beacon Hill I was takin' my dog Jack out for a run We had a little time to kill I still don't know if it was Jack or me That somehow caught her eye But the next thing I knew we were sittin' there talkin' Laughin' into the night And from that moment on She never left my side Those autumn nights were long She was the first love of my life (Chorus:) I still can feel the softness of her hair Fallin' on my face My arms all around her There's always somethin' 'bout this time of year That takes me to that place And I remember (Yes, I remember) November Oh yeah She was workin' her way through school Waitin' tables at the Hungry Eye I was playin' a club down on the waterfront Afterward she'd come by Around 3 AM we'd grab some takeout In the heart of Chinatown And we'd hang out and stay up all night long Just talkin' and messin' around I never would have dreamed We'd ever s

Friday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, New York Format Flip, Lars From Metallica, Carl From Fuel, Patrice Oneal, New Video Hotness, Traveling Virus Tick
Happy Friday, everyone... it's a busy busy day here on the Opie and Anthony Show. First off, despite all the craziness, the show is LIVE today. Turn on yer friggin Paltalk and see for yourselves! We have Patrice Oneal in studio (he's playing COMIX Comedy Club in New York all weekend) and Bob Kelly on the phone. We have the crew from Basil T's in here making breakfast, and the place smells GREAT. As you may have heard, Free FM is no more (In New York City) and 92.3 KROCK is back. In honor of this format-flipping occasion, Lars Ulrich from METALLICA checked in with the show, and Carl Bell from FUEL called in to welcome us back...not that the O&A Show is going anywhere. We're still broadcasting from 6a-9a EST (on terrestrial stations), so don't panic. Thanks to our own Sam, we have some new O&A Show videos online: Uncomfortably Close Interview: Jared the intern and Stalker Patti Roland attempts the Rock Scream Opie's Birthday Skit - by the Opie and Anthony Interns The lovely

Stevie Nicks/landslide
This song...means a lot to me...the words the melody and everything takes me to a very special place in my life and i know there will be haters Hating on this song but i love it a lot and it is very special too me....so please respect my feelings Thank you:) I Love you Daddy and mommie:) kisses to you Both xoxoxoxoxo mauhz xoxoxoxoxoxo

Good News
At my job, we listen to talk radio in the morning. I heard this week Louisiana is considering the death penalty for a man who raped an 8 year old girl. If there is anybody in this world who deserves to die its child molesters. I have no pity for them. It makes me so fucking sick to hear that a small child was victimized that way, or in anyway for that matter. No I don't have children of my own, though I do want one so bad. And if some sick motherfucker tries to harm him o her in anyway, I will be the one they deal with. Hell, they better hope the cops get to them before me. My wrath will be so horrid that the death penalty will seem like a God send.i think if any person molest little kids they should die. No questions, no second chance.

+unpretty+
I wish I could show you just how +UnPrEtTy+ you made me feel although you didn't know that i knew that you were doing what you did, you caused me so much [[p.a.i.n]] gave me ~nightmares~, ones that to this day I still have waking up in *teArs* all because of you and the things that you did to me, your touch was a sin from you to me and you knew it, I wish I could kill you, in the most painful way, but even then you wouldn't know even half the pain that you +caused+ me you vIoLaTeD me if only I had stayed asleep I never would have felt you touching me then my life wouldn't be this way I wouldn't be a complete .w.r.e.c.k. I wouldn't fear the touch of others, whether it is Sexually or not but you caused me all this pain because you were thinking with your dick and not your brain I hope you live the rest of your life in pain, some day you'll get what you deserve you made me feel so +UnPrEtTy+ I hate you && I hope you know it You deserve to be dead you're l

Forever
I wish I could take the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes just to see them sparkle and shine your laughter echos pain and your heart holds more secrets then it can contain I want to take it all away I want to take you to a better place where never again will you feel alone and never ever again will you feel pain it'll be place more peaceful then you could ever imagine and i'll keep you there safe from harm I'm keeping you forever and for always In my arms you'll be safe and that's a promise I can keep... FOREVER © 2007 Kirsten Oge

Life Manual - Section 2, Chapter 1
Life Manual.....section 2, chapter 1 The Nature of Pain As humans, one of the most constant issue we have to deal with is pain. When we bump our toe on the end table, we feel pain. When we fall while trying to catch a cab and skin our elbow, we feel pain. But the pain of hearing someone say that you are worthless, or finding out a love one has died....well that kinda pain overshadows a thousand skinned elbows or a million bumped toes. So why must we feel the pain? How do we deal with the pain? It's a Life Lesson that takes a whole lifetime to even come close to the answer.....not because it's difficult to figure out, but because it's difficult to dwell on the pain long enough to work it out. So section 2 will be spent dealing with this question. Why the pain? Let's look at physical pain.....when we do something that can damage our body....like sticking a bobbie pin in an electrical socket to see what happens ( I'm not saying I actually did this.....just a random exam

Just Going To Write About Whatever
I don't know what to write for my first blog on CherryTap! I could write about me, but none of you really want to know that anyway. I could write a story of a girl, who looked so sad in photographs, but I'm sure that would bore ya too. So maybe I'll just leave it at that. And I'll actually blog next time! Luv, ME

Battle Within
Rain outside my window... Hurricane inside my head. I try to write the words But they all seem false and trite. Erasing, Banishing my ramblings Only to have them pour forth again onto the page. Twisting and turning in the whirlwind of emotions Bending my will as the pine tree does to the wind. Voices encourage me to relax and take it slow. How can I when I cannot breathe? My lungs are gripped by the paralyzing fear of loss. The scars on my heart threaten to burst open again with the smallest touch of kindness. Panic begins to course through my veins. Too many uncertainties. No absolutes. Too many games. I abhor playing these games. Yet, I must play or crawl back into my asylum and hide. The shadow is amused. The voices laugh hysterically. I am at their mercy on this playing field. Taunted and tormented, I can only struggle forward. Falling to my knees under the assault. Clawing my way back to the top of the mountain... Raising my shield for protecti

Happy Memorial Day
Hey everyone.... this weekend we remember all the men and women who fought for us. Remember those that are still over seas fighting and the families that have lost loved ones. Be safe in everything you do and have a wonderful day!

Believing
Believing How could you think that l wouldn't know, When we're so close? The lies - The deception. How could you think they wouldn't show? So you want to live in a fantasy world? Go Ahead - I don't care. Say the words you said were just for me, When some other girl is there? Someone told me, but l didn't believe it. Just bitchin' - Wasn't true. Discontentment and jealousy talking, Of the love l had for you. So go on with the pretense, Babe. World's a stage. We're actors too. Go on believing your illusion, While l believe in my dream too.

Creative
"Flex your creative muscles. If you're willing to go deep, you'll discover that you have more to contribute than you thought possible. If all these ideas aren't viable now, write them down and save them for later." How creative can you be in your life? Creativity doesn't just consist of the arts, it has to do with the mind. Are you creative throughout your day? Expand your horizons and be creative!

Hit Me Up
hey theres a few different ways to hit me up if you like ones on myspace of course at http://www.myspace.com/untouchablekandycolors or you can email me on yahoo at untouchablekreations or at pimpasslexus or if you got aol you can email me on there at shesaysminesbig and or if you live here in top city you can always just hit me up on my cell 221-9495 so holla at your boy Untouchable

12 Steps To A Great Relationship
1. AFFECTION ~~ the strongest weapon in the arsenal. 2. COMMUNICATION ~~ listen, think and speak, Please, in that order! 3. PHYSICAL CONNECTION ~~ touch, embrace, hold for no reason. (pda~~~public display of affection) let everyone know of your feelings. 4. ACCEPTABILITY ~~ learn to accept unconditionally. 5. SENSITIVITY ~~ don`t think it`s weak to show emotion. 6. CREATIVITY ~~ create new and different ways to show affection. 7. RESPECT ~~ you`ve got to give to get, give openly. 8. SPONTANEITY ~~ leave everything to chance, open to all possibilities. 9. COMPROMISE ~~ be open to change. 10. RESPONSIVE ~~ act on true feelings with thought. 11. COMPASSION~~ understanding and feeling all emotions. 12. THE BASIC FOUNDATION FOR A GOOD RELATIONSHIP LOYALITY, FIDELITY, TRUST, AND HONESTY. Where do u fall short... People be honest not every one has the 12 step down!!!

Your Hell
Slice open the flesh, Tear off the skin, Drain the blood out, Here comes hell once again Pierced, tattooed is all you will see, Screaming, moaning, crying is all you will hear, Hooks, chains, whips is all you will feel, Blood n guts, is all you will taste, For you see i will be your demon, I will be your nightmare, I am your destiny, Your future that is beheld in front of you, I hold one image, The one you see before you, I am mortal though I am dead, I will be your hell

Welcome Home
Blades covered with blood, flesh ripped an torn open, blood pouring unto the floor, your eyes opened with fear. As a shadow hovers above you, a hand reaches out and grabs you, a walk down a long dark misty path, an evil laughter is heard off in the distance, as chains begin to rattle the walls, the sounds of mourning and crying, call out from the dark to you, with bloody hands, saying Welcome Home.

Promise Me
I want you to make a promise Promise only if you swear to keep Only say you love me only if you love. Promise me that I can always look to you when things get hard and tough crazy and rough Promise me when you hold me you won't let me go I promise you the feelings I show towards you are true like the stars and the moon the sun and clouds Promise me you won't just like me for a while and then leave me cause I want you to be with me as long as its meant to be. All I'm asking is that you Promise me

Friday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Bill Burr, Criss Angel, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets,new Video Hotness
Thank Goodness it's FRIDAY, folks. The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE (on terrestrial radio), and broadcasting another helluva show this morning. We've got Bill Burr in studio filling in for Jim Norton, who is taping his hour-long HBO special this weekend in Washington, DC. Also, Criss Angel will be in studio promoting the third season of Mindfreak and his cement box stunt in Times Square. Want to see all the action LIVE in studio? You should turn on your Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. You will also be pleased to see several young ladies, poised in front of their webcams, topless and/or nude, sleeping, smoking, showering, screwing, or otherwise. Naked chicks in the morning RULE. NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks to the generosity of our west coast pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW), we have some brand new lovely WOWs to share with you on this fine Friday: RateMyWOW: Candy Long RateMyWOW: Tabitha Tucker and Me

Relax...
Let's relax for a minute... A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. "If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance." "In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. " He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. " "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. " "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work/

Volume Xxi - Captivation In Black
I call into the dark I call from the depths of my own hell To gain access into heaven. Seeking the power of lusts past and present I grow in strength and vigor, And her visual appears in my midst. She is clad in black. She is Aphrodite incarnate, Her sexuality evident in her movements. I call unto her, She comes to me, Soon she'll cum to me. Her hair shadows her face, Eyes of misty blue, Lips of crimson blood. We embrace, We kiss, We caress, We undress. Exposure to the elements, Exposure to our desires. Devouring of flesh and fluid commences. Storms approach. My Goddess of Night beings forth The viciousness of storm and sex. She lays down. She speads herself. She awaits my entrance. I insert with powerful lust. Thrusting repeatedly as lightning crashes. We cry unto the spirits, We cry each others' names, We scream in ecstasy. From one position to another. She lowers herself, all fours. I kneel behind, penetrating her. The rain

Dear Lexi ; - Fill It Out !
Dear LEXI - You make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could drink __________ under the stars. My love for you is like that of ____________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)