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Flavor Of The Month
Kinda late in this month to promote her, but Completely Loveable is January's Calendar Girl for 2008. Please go show her love and give her tons of gifts. Until next month, this is their promoter saying good luck ladies and keep looking fabulous!(Click photo below to go shower her with rates, comments and gifts) Completely Lovable@ fubar

Is You
*~* Is You *~* My soul is sad My heart is sad And there isn’t a lot I can do It’s tearing me to shreds And I can’t seem to figure things out But the one thing that makes me happy Is you And I’m sorry I can’t show you How happy I am when I’m with you I’m sorry that this sadness Has stolen the smile from my face And I hope you know I’m happy Even though you can’t see it And although my body is tired And lonely And upset It doesn’t mean I don’t love you just the same Because you bring happiness into my life Even on my sadness days And I’m sorry you can’t see All the joy you’ve brought me And I’m sorry that my smile has been stolen There’s so much eating at me And I can’t seem to find that One little thing let’s the world know How much I care The places I love Are now places I dread And I hate that And it makes me sad to see that happiness On the face of a former friend And I want to be the person who Makes them happy Like I once could And I wish I c

Family
Those of you who know me know that I have an older brother. The problem is that he is never around. He lives around the corner from me, but my daughter and I only see him once a month. My parents only see him once every 2 months at the most and he never really calls them. On his days off from work he always goes to his ex-roomate's house to "hang out" and after work, if you go to the bar around the corner, you will see him, without fail he is always there. I see my parents four days a week, weather I am at their house or they are at mine. I go to school and have a husband and a child, but I still find this time for my family. Reciently our father has been in the hospital and now Roger wants to stand up and be a contributing factor to our father's recovery, but not before he tells all of his buddies what is going on. Other family members have been there to see my father and my brother acts as though he has been there all along and has seen my dad daily. He is trying to tell my you

Fubucks
hi guys as u know im new on this site and u might be thinkin that askin for fubucks already is a lil crazy but i am not asking for much,i just want some so i can send people gifts as thank yous for everything....whatever u send me is no big deal,anything is a help....i will be posting more pics that r NSFW and u will definetly like them

What's The Deal
Well I am am very pissed off. Last POST was deleted cause the cunt whines like a baby.. Sure wished she would just leave me the fuck alone... I don't want your FUBAR FREEK... I Don't need to get on here to find me any one to SCREW**SHACK UP WITH OR ANYTHING ELSE.. I have a life outside of FUBAR.. Even though I Enjoy it VERY MUCH.. I do not sit my ass here all day and STALK People.. You need to STALK YOUR Fat Ass To a GYM and leave me alone...

Round One
It's that time of year again, were work becomes fun and we get to go on trips!!!! Hell yeah I love it! This year Louisville is the first trip, Unless we we go to Nashville on the 16th, which then Nashville's first then Louisville. This is the best way to kick that Cabin fever, I'm sure Ryan will be happy to, I'll stop re-aranging the house, and deleting his DVR-ed programs. Then the twice a week trips to borders will cease. I love road trips, and with both of them being so close I don't have to mess with the airports.

Okay....
Is it just me or are the morph pictures just fucking stupid? I mean.. at least... freaking pick something that looks like you.... And that flashing like shit on your pics? I don't understand this crap.. It just looks stupid to me. AND it reminds me of something that my 8 year old sister would do. HOLY SHIT.

Everybody's Fool
Perfect by nature Icons of self indulgence Just what we all need More lies about a world that Never was and never will be Have you no shame don't you see me You know you've got everybody fooled Look here she comes now Bow down and stare in wonder Oh how we love you No flaws when you're pretending But now I know she Never was and never will be You don't know how you've betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled Without the mask where will you hide Can't find yourself lost in your lie I know the truth now I know who you are And I don't love you anymore Never was and never will be You don't know how you've betrayed me And somehow you've got everybody fooled It never was and never will be You're not real and you can't save me Somehow now you're everybody's fool

Fade Away
I wanna be there when you call I wanna catch you when you fall I wanna be the one you need I wanna be the one you breathe Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll find our way grown Today’s the day we’ll fade away I wanna be there when you cry And when you’re down I’ll help you fly I wanna be the one you need I wanna be the one you breathe Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll find our way grown Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh But I’m coming back, and I’m taking back everything I can It’s breaking me up and tearing me up It’s all I have And I’m coming back, and I’m taking back everything I can It’s breaking me up and tearing me up It’s all I have Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll find our way grown Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s the day we’ll fade away, oh Today’s

Fuck It
I guess I like it when we play (The way you drag me down) I guess I like it when you hate me (The way you drag me down) ‘Cause I can’t face myself in a mirror (I’m left alone with all my pain) And I disgrace myself in the mirror (I’m left alone with my shame) Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me I guess I like it when we fight (The way you drag me down) I guess I like it when you smite me (The way you drag me down) ‘Cause I can’t face myself in a mirror (I’m left alone with all my pain) And I disgrace myself in the mirror (I’m left alone with my shame) Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me You’re out of luck - can’t get a piece of me It’s all blown up. Don’t even fuck with me. I cannot please you all forever

Sex Type
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex-Intimacy Quizzes

Just Don't Know Lyrics
This song is by Izzy Stradlin. It's called Just Don't Know. It has some serious morals to take in... Especially in this stage in my life. Tried to tell ya one time but your, head was in the clouds No idea, was coming down Looking for the answer instead of, looking out of bounds All I'm saying, just don't know, 'bout you All I'm saying, just don't know Wake up in the morning wondering, how'd you end up here Negotiate your own way clear Looking for the answer instead of, looking in your mirror All I'm saying, just don't know, 'bout you All I'm saying, just don't know Maybe you're right man then again Que sera sera mi friend All I'm saying, just don't know, 'bout you All I'm saying, just don't know All I'm saying, just don't know, 'bout you All I'm saying, just don't know

Expectations
Expectations By me You gave me your hand Expected me to stand How could I walk And expect you to talk Expectations are to high For you to stand by Don't blame you to leave If you can't love me Standing tall Looking high That's just a bunch of lies how can I say I love you When I can't even love myself There's just no other way I need some help today There's many things I can't handle And that is the critisism of the candle So how can I walk And expect you to talk When my expectations are to high For you to just stand by Standing tall Looking high Expectations are just my secret to life.

I'll Be There
I'll Be There By Me If I shall die tomorrow, will he know how I felt? Will he know that the thought of him just made me want to melt? Life as it seems is just a dream. That only made me want to scream. When you are alone and you think you have no one to turn to. But I'm always there. In the still of the night. In the frustrations of the day. I'll be there. I'll be there even when I'm gone. So if I die tomorrow know in your heart that you are my only one straight from the heart. And I'll be there even when we are apart.

Possum Creole
Possum Creole Ingredients: 1 slightly injured possum 1 cup mayonnaise 8 cups pig fat 2 cups buttermilk 2 fresh green peppers Directions: Slice green peppers and mix ingredients in a large bowl(exclude possum). Cut possum into chunks or thin strips. Mix possum chunks into bowl. Transfer contents of bowl into a casserole dich and bake under 350 degrees for two hours. Remove from oven, let sit for half an hour, and serve. ENJOY!!

Nutrishun
Nutrition Facts Serving size: Depends on the possum Servings per container: Depends on the possum Amount per serving: Calories: Depends on the possum Total fat: Depends on the possum Sodium: Depends on the possum Total carbohydrate: Depends on the possum Protein: Depends on the possum

Things U Might Like To Know Bout Me
1. Where were you at 11:45 last night? GETTING READY TO LAY MY HEAD DOWN ON MY PILLOW 2. Is the person you like older or younger than you? OLDER THAN ME.. SUPPOSE TO BE MORE MATURE 3. When was the last time you saw the last person you kissed? TONIGHT WHEN I GAVE MY SON A KISS FOR BED 4. Ever talked to someone that was high? HELL YEAH AND I WAS TOO.. IT WAS FUN. 5. How tall is the person you like? 6' 1" 6. Did you have a dream last night? YEAH I WAS TALKN TO MY BROTHER AND TRYN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPEN.(N CASE YOU DONT' KNOW MY BROTHER PASSED AWAY JAN.12,2008 IN A ROLLOVER TRUCK ACCIDENT HE WAS 22) 7. Last text message you sent? UHM I DONT' KNOW I ERASED THEM ALL 8. Last comment you left someone? MY SIS ON MYSPACE FOR HER BIRHTDAY 1-25 9. Do you have a Facebook? I MIGHT IF I KNEW WHAT THE HELL A FACE BOOK WAS! 10. What color is your underwear? WHAT UNDERWEAR IT IS BEDTIME 11. Last person you were in the car with besides your family? M

Im Happy
Yesterday God allowed me to see one of his most awesome works... My big sister let me stay in the room with her while she was giving birth to my new nephew.. i saw everything and i thank GOD and my sister for sharing that special time with me ....Happy birthday baby DONNIE,,,auntie loves you...THank you God again...I feel so good right now i say good for lack of a better word but....Thank God again.....

Music Lives
MY SOUL IS REBORN IN NEW & GOOD OLE MUSIC, NEW NOTES,BOOMS AND TICKS.LIKE A PHOENIX SUFFERING BEFORETHE BEAUTY OF TRIUMPH ONLY TO REPEAT THE SAME OLYMPIAN STRENGHT TASK.. VOICE BOLDER,MORE CONFIDENT ONLY TO SLIP INTO UNCERTAINTY THEN OVERSTEPPED BY THE VOICE OF A SOULFUL TRUTH..

Soldier
Everyday we wake up ass early in the morning. Eat shit food. Go on the road with the risk of getting blown up. Eat shit food for lunch. Clean our weapons. Dream about home! 15 months straight is how long we stay. And the whole time saying two words Fuck It. But saying them with a smile on my face. And we do it all for you!

*babygirl*
"Babygirl" I heard you got the news today heard you got the news today Seems nothin ever goes your way, oh no Yesterday was a-okay Now today you're feelin like you're lost Ohhh And he say, she say (she say) She's too young, theres no way (there's no way) Not on her own (she can never make it on her own) But who cares what they say Cause no one can judge you at all Its not about who's right or whos wrong [CHORUS:] Babygirl take it one day at a time You can't just grow up overnight Babygirl I know you're feelin butterflies But everything will be alright Everything will be alright Everybody seems to notice you Cause you're not really tryin to hide a thing Sometimes you're cool Sometimes your mood swings No baggy shirts to hide the change, no shame Nobody to lie to, to pry with what's inside of you And he say, she say She's too grown Poor thing, all on her own But who cares what they say Caus eno one can judge you at all It's not who's right or who's wro

*i Promise*
"I Promise" Will I always be there for you? When you need someone, Will I be that one you need? Will I do all my best to, to protect you? When the tears get near your eyes Will I be the one that's by your side? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will Will I take tender care of you? Take your darkest night and make it bright for you Will I be there to make you strong and to lean on? When this world has turned so cold Will I be the one that's there to hold? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will Yeah And I love you more every day And nothing will take that love away When you n

Im Not Missing You
"I'm Not Missing You" Oh, Oh I'm not missing you Been through just about everything that I could go through When it comes to relationships Don't know what I was missing or why I ain't listen When I told myself that was it Now here I go, hurt again Cause of my curiosity Now that its over What else could it be he just had to cheat I made a promise never to settle Why didn't I keep it? 'Cause I hated the heartbreak Crying and cheating, the fooling around [Chorus:] (But) I'm not missing you I'm not going through the motions Waiting and hoping you call me I'm not missing you You might have had me open But I must be going because I got life to do I know I'm usually hanging on I used to hate to see you gone But this time its different I don't even feel the distance I'm not missing I'm not missing you Its a shame in a way cause I feel that I may not ever find the right one for me Did I leave him, is he right in front of my face oh Will my true love ever

My Obsession
My heart beats with a burning desire. Flame caught my eyes, So blue With Passon of the bright red fire And I fell in love with you Give me a sign and Ill prove it to you How deep my love has grown. Do you love me too? You melted my heart that was made of icy chrome The warmth of your hugs Your smile, eyes and laughter My heart skips a beat yet, it beats five times faster Bleeding out my love. I start to get shy, I blush, and studder, want to hide. But give me a sign and Ill prove it to you Ill show you when I smile Ill show you in my kiss, While holding hands, Your all I ever miss. Hearing your voice so warm and sweet Your the words to my beat What have you done to me? Without even saying one word. Was it something left unsaid? All my thoughts spinning in my head. I love you so much it hurts I smile more when I hear your name or when I hear you speak, And when I see you walk by My knees then get

Fate
So it is true. All good things must come to an end. Not because we want them too. But just because it is fate. It was fate for me to love you And never let it show. From the very beginning As tears streamed down my face, I promised to never love, But did you not see my smile? That smile was realization of an end An end that could be seen from the very beginning. So this is my apology, For dragging this on for much too long. I knew you could never love me, But yet I was so naive. All I did was hope for fate to change, And that hope will be justified tonight. I am going to ask one last question, A question that displays my heart on a silver platter. Could it be that you will ever love me? If yes, then god has been listening. The path of fate will be turned, And I will take one last breath, To hold on for one last fight. If no, then it is time for me to go. The path of fate has been true, And I will slowly drift away, To a place with the happiness I have been l

Cherry Glazed Ham
5-7 lb fully cooked ham 1 can (21 oz) cherry pie filling 1 cup orange marmalade 1/4 Cup sherry flavoring 1/4 cup orange juice Bake Ham. 30 Minutes before the end of baking, remove from oven. Pour drippings from pan, over the top. Score fat surface lightly in a uniformed diamond pattern. Strain pie filling; set cherries aside. Stir together syrup from pie filling, marmalade, sherry flavoring, and orange juice. Pour syrup mixture on ham. Continue baking the remaining 30 minutes until ham is done, basting frequently and generously with glaze. Garnish ham with reserved cherries.

Golden Baked Chicken And Asparagus
2 Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts 4 teaspoons soft butter 1-2 Tablespoons minced onion 1/2 teaspoon garlic 1/4 teaspoon paprika 2 Tablespoons snipped parsley Heat oven to 425. Place Chicken in 8X8X2 or 9x9x2 baking dish. Spread one teaspoon of butter on each piece; sprinkle with onion, garlic salt and paprika. Bake uncovered for 30 to 35 minutes or until tender. Sprinkle with Parsley. This dish is great served with cooked Asparagus. Here are some ideas of different ways to serve Asparagus: -Sprinkle with lemon juice and bread crumbs. -Top with hollandaise sauce. -Top with a mixture of mayonnaise and crumbled hard-boiled egg. -Season with mace, allspice, dill weed, marjoram, or savory. -Toss with butter and sliced pitted olives.

Love
when ur in love u think it is right not all love is thow love can hurt u and u would never now it till it is over and then u cry u cry till u cant nomore and u cry somemore cuz of the pain u just want the pain to go away but it will never go away and it will always hurt u it will be there every second of the day and no one will help u untill it is too late

My Friend Is Looking For His Family
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: OSIRIS KING OF THE UNDERWORLD Date: Jan 31, 2008 11:50 AM Greetings to all who may read this. What I am writing right now is not a joke.Myspace has become my last resort in looking for my family to find the closure that I need in my life right now. I call this my last resort because pretty much everyone and their mother literally all have a myspace account and I figure I would give this a shot. For 28 years now all I have known is one half of my family/heritage. Puertorican is one half and I truely don't know what my other half completely is. The pictures of the people down below are as follows; My Biological Mother, and my 2 sisters. To my understandings as a child my bio-mom was in the army along with my father, I was born in St. Francis hospital in TOPEKA,KS in 5/31/80 at 6:05PM,She was 19 years old when I was born and then walked out of my life when I was 11 months old, My grandmother and my aunt from my fathers side

Notes From The Grave
Hello people, as I said before there are a lot of you I miss and some I don't, and I am quite sure the begininning of me forgetting some of you guys is starting to kick in. Right now I am dead tired. I have been doing a lot of running around here at work today and yesterday and I am sore as hell. Yesterday I help unload 6 pallets of dog food, that weighed well over 10,000lbs combined, and to top that off I had to take a dog that was DOA to necropsy, he weighed 130lbs and I pulled a cramp putting the body bag on him. Today, I've been helping haul in some furniture for our Associate Dean, and this shit has been difficult and frustrating moving and getting in to her office. All has not been lost, I finished the paperwork for a potential promotion for Vet Assistant, where I will be helping out Techs, Clinicians, and te Medical Records people, as well as doing some office work. The chance of doing something different has me motivated around here, especially at the thought of changing

My Girl
there is a girl that i am with now who makes me smile inside and out all she has to do is look at me and i get all warm but i know that the day we break up that i will be torn i love this girl with all my heart it tears me up when we are apart when she raps her arms around me and holds me through the night i wake up in the morning knowing everythings alright when i look into her eyes i get lost like in space and i dont forget to tell her that she has a beutifull face the things that happen to me when u are around my palms start to sweat and my heart starts to pound but for what its worth i made this poem for you to excpress my love that i have for u thank u baby for treating me so good and i would give u the hole world if i could

Better Than Me...song Lyrics
Better Than Me by Hinder I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me The bed I'm lying in is getting colder Wish I never would've said it's over And I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older Cause we never

Monkey Wrench...song Lyrics
Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters What have we done with innocence It disappeared with time, it never made much sense Adolescent resident Wasting another night on planning my revenge One in ten Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer this Ill never be your monkey wrench All this time to make amends What do you do when all your enemies are friends Now and then Ill try to bend Under pressure wind up snapping in the end One in ten Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer this Ill never be your monkey wrench One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit Into my head I still remember every single word You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it Still theres one thing that comforts me since I was Always caged and now Im free Dont want to be your monkey wrench One more indecent accident Id rather leave than suffer thi

Grandmas Letter
Grandma's letter. She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, " For the love

Christian Ways To Reduce Stress ...
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your life. 7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.) 8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places. 9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together. 10. Take one day at a time. 11. Separate worries from concerns. If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it. 12. Live within your budget; don't use credit

Foil Dinner
1 to 1 1/2 pounds beef round steak, 1/2 inch thick. 1 package (10 oz) frozen green peas 4 medium carrots 4 medium potatoes, pared 1 can (10 1/2 oz cream of mushroom soup) 1 envelope onion soup mix 8 cherry tomatoes Heat oven to 450. Cut meat into 1 inch pieces. Place frozen peas in colander or sieve; run cold water over peas, just until broken apart; drain. Tear off 4 pieces of heavy-duty aluminum foil each 18x15 inches. On the center of each piece place 1 carrot thinly sliced, 1 potato cut into quarters, and 1/4 of the meat. Stir together cream of mushroom soup and onion soup mix; spoon soup mixture over meat and top with peas. Wrap securely with foil; place on ungreased baking sheet. Bake 50 minutes or until meat is tender. Just before serving garnish each dinner with two cherry tomatoes. *note two 10 oz packages of peas and carrot mix can be substituted in this recipe- just separate out a few peas to put on top of each dinner after the soup mixture.

Toasty Cheese Bake
8 slices white bread butter 1/2 lb ground beef 1/4 chopped onion 2 Tablespoons chopped celery 1 Tablespoon prepared mustard 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup shredded Sharp Cheddar or American Cheese (4 oz) 1 egg, slightly beaten 3/4 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon salt dash pepper 1/8 teaspoon dry mustard paprika (optional) Heat oven to 350. Toast bread; butter both sides. Cook and stir meat, onion celery, prepared mustard, and salt until meat is brown and onion is tender. Alternate layers of toast, meat mixture, and cheese in greased baking pan, 9X9X2 inches. Mix remaining ingredients; pour over layers in pan. If you wish sprinkle the top with paprika. Bake uncovered for 30 to 35 minutes.

Oven Porcupines
1 lb ground beef 1/2 cup uncooked regular rice 1/2 cup water 1/3 cup chopped onion 1 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1 (15 oz) can tomato sauce 1 cup water 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce Heat oven to 350. Mix meat, rice 1/2 cup water, onion, salts, garlic powder, and pepper. Shape mixture by rounded tablespoons into balls. Place meatballs in ungreased baking dish, 8x8x2 inches. Stir together remaining ingredients; pour over meatballs. Cover with aluminum foil; bake 45 minutes. Uncover; bake 15 minutes longer. Makes 4-6 Servings. Skillet Porcupines: Melt 2 tablespoons oil in skillet; brown meatballs. Drain off fat. Stir together remaining ingredients; pour over meatballs. Reduce heat; cover and simmer 45 minutes. If necessary, add a small amount of water while it's cooking.

Christian Ways To Reduce Stress ...
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health. 5. Delegate tasks to capable others. 6. Simplify and unclutter your life. 7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.) 8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places. 9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together. 10. Take one day at a time. 11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it. 12. Live within your budget; don't use credit c

Fubar Vs. Bar
Its really goes to show how immature ppl are here on fubar, Ive seen alot of h8 more than love. Im glad I dont go to bars with alot of you stale ppl. Cause if this is the way yall h8rs act in real life you can go play hide and go screw yerselves. I mean seriously. Do ya act this way when and if you go to bars just get yerselves a little excitement by getting someone riled up about little stuff. YOU definitly are the ones that go to the bathroom and piss on someones shoes just to get in a fight. Same rules apply if ya cant behave yerself in real life dont go anywhere as for here the same if ya cant seem to keep your composure and be happy then do us all a favor and sell your computer for booze money and go to a real bar where you can act out and really get your ass handed to you. PPL stay home and come here for fun...actual fun not to meet someone that likes drama, ya like drama go watch soaps it has no place here. To some this is a sanctuary from all tha h8rs in real life.

I Hate Moving
Well I made it to my new home and it was a great drive but damn was it a pain in the ass. I am so flippin tired. I would be sleeping if it were not for the dumb dog waking me up super early. The kids start school today and then I have a bunch of things to get done around the house but it is a nice area and I am happy. Hopefully I will meet some cool peeps up here LOL

Purification
I soar the skies in a state of euphoria, My lengthy hair fluttering in the gusts, Lashing out at my heels as I plummet: An architectural wonder anticipates my arrival. I shatter the gleaming stained glass windows: Faux renditions of a woman holding a child (Rings around their heads: colorless glass). A grin smears across my blood-covered face And the light of a thousand candles gleams in my eyes. Velvet draperies fall to the dirty floor; Screams arise from the shouting priests as I Drop down behind them and Slit their unholy throats with my encrusted sword. Groans of pain and tearing of flesh resounds Beneath the echoes of the bullets as they fly With thunderously wondrous abandon from my Oozy. Merrily I laugh at the elated passion that Surges through my veins like a prairie fire. My mind calms and with pride I wade Through my personal lake of blood, tears, and terror, Blotting out the flames of the meaningless candles. My teeth glimmer midst my ecstatic smile

Dear Abby
Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don't need him anymore! You're a Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one!

Credible?
Are the Gospel Writers Credible? October 9, 1998 by Wayne Jackson Generally speaking, skeptics assert that Jesus did not do the things recorded in the Gospel accounts; they simply invented the stories. The writers of the Gospel accounts—Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John—quite definitely affirm that Jesus Christ claimed to be the Son of God, and that he performed miracles to authenticate that affirmation. Further, they allege that even though Jesus was put to death on the cross, after three days he came out of the grave, thus, forcefully demonstrating that he is Jehovah’s beloved Son, and that his authority must be respected. There is really no dispute about what the record claims. How do skeptics address these historical records? Generally speaking, they assert that the New Testament writers fabricated the accounts. The writers knew that Jesus did not do these things; they simply invented the stories. Will this charge stand up in the light of logical inquiry? Let us think abou

Always Be My Baby (mariah Carey)
ALWAYS BE MY BABY (Mariah Carey) We were as one For a moment in time And it seemed everlasting That you would always be mine Now you want to be free So I’ll let you fly ‘Cause I know in my heart Our love will never die You’ll always be a part of me I’m part of you indefinitely Boy don’t you know you can’t escape me Ooh darling ‘cause you’ll always be my baby And we’ll linger on Time can’t erase a feeling this strong No way you’re ever gonna shake me Oh darling, ‘cause you’ll always be my baby I ain’t gonna cry And I won’t beg you to stay If you’re determined to leave boy I will not stand in your way But inevitably, you’ll be back again ‘Cause you know in your heart babe Our love will never end You’ll always be a part of me I’m part of you indefinitely Boy don’t you know you can’t escape me Ooh darling ‘cause you’ll always be my baby And we’ll linger on Time can’t erase a feeling this strong No way you’re ever gonna sha

For You Baby
Next to Me Holding your hand, Kissing your cheek; My eyes begin to clearly see. Feeling your warmth, Holding you close; I know I need you next to me. My love for you can't be measured, Through days of endless pleasure ... By my side, my love. Throughout eternity, my love. I watch you smile, so innocent and free. It's clear to me now, My life can never be complete, Without you next to me. Lying by your side, Feeling your heart; I dream of what we soon shall be ... I'll stand there waiting for you, Watching your beauty shine through; And before God, you'll be standing next to me. My love for you can't be measured, Through nights of endless pleasure ... By my side, my love; Throughout eternity, my love; I'll watch you sleep, so quiet and free; It's clear to me now, My life will always be complete, With your love next to me

Thoughts
Last night in my thoughts an image of you in shimmering light My tears glistened in reflection brought forth by the ache in my heart Oh the trembling in my soul craving the gentleness of your touch The bitter chill of emptiness thirsting the warmth of your smile In anguish, I close my eyes awaiting the angels of sleep The pain of your absence gone for in my dreams we walk together Just as it should be ....

Sloth
SLOTH More than other sins, the definition of sloth has changed considerably since its original inclusion among the seven deadly sins. In fact it was first called the sin of sadness. It had been in the early years of Christianity characterized by what modern writers would now describe as melancholy: apathy, depression, and joylessness — the last being viewed as being a refusal to enjoy the goodness of God and the world He created. Originally, its place was fulfilled by two other aspects, Acedia and Sadness. The former described a spiritual apathy that affected the faithful by discouraging them from their religious work. Sadness (tristitia in Latin) described a feeling of dissatisfaction or discontent, which caused unhappiness with one's current situation. When St. Thomas Aquinas selected Acedia for his list, he described it as an "uneasiness of the mind," being a progenitor for lesser sins such as restlessness and instability. Dante refined this definition further, describing Sloth as

Inflatable Doll Lost Its Moan
Inflatable doll lost its moan Consumer protection officials in Romania have upheld a complaint from a man who said his inflatable doll had lost its moan. A sex shop in Brasov, Transylvania, was fined £600 and ordered to provide the man, said to be in his 40s, with a new doll. The man had also complained that the rubber doll deflated too quickly, according to local media. Iulian Mara, head of the local Consumer Protection Office, said: "No matter how strange it sounded to us, we went to the sex-shop from where the man bought the object of complaint and found out he was justified. "The doll was losing air very quickly and due to a faulty electrical circuit it didn't make the expected specific sounds."

Revelation
This darkness is blinding me. I'm asphyxiating in the emptiness Hatred is all I know now, Pain, my only companion. I feel trapped here, In the dank clutches of my mind. The torment is hard to bear, And I retreat to a Sanctuary. How was I so easily cast aside? So may questions haunt me, Driving me insane... But I am a Woman. I will survive. My heart flutters lightly, cold and fragile. I've become a hollow shell. Trust, love, all emotions null and void. Everything is obsolete here, everything is futile. Will I ever be free? Only the passing of time will tell. But i realized a glimmer of truth, a revelation... I don't need you. I don't need you. I don't...

Toe-licking Robber
MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court. According to a criminal complaint, Davis approached the woman around 1 a.m. on Sept. 9 as she was leaving work and forced her to put her phone and purse inside a bag. Then he told her, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Police arrested Davis a few minutes later about four blocks away

Different Ways Of Looking At Things
Two blokes were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Bazza said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you? "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?" ---------------------------------------------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine." --------------------------------------------------------- "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a dollar or two myself." --------------------------------------------------------- A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

Valentines Day
I really hate Valentine's Day.Every year its the same thing. I dont get anything. I wouldnt want anything expensive, heck a home made card saying i love you would mean the world to me. I have been married for alittle over 6 yrs now and things havent gotten any better. I always get him something for christmas, b-day and valentines day but this year he isnt getting shit! Not that he cares! I want someone to make me feel special and loved. Is that so hard to do? What the hell is wrong with some men? Showing alittle bit of emotion and affection every once in awhile is a good thing, noone will think your a sissy! I just wanna say BLAH BLAH BLAH I hate Valentine's Day! :)

Eh!!! Does It Matter Anyway....
Well I knew it would come, but what differance does it make? Where did it go and why? Why is it still here but gone? Why does it feel good but hurt so much as well? Does it really matter anyway? Probably not, this is the way my life goes and honeslty, who cares but me, and I really don;t give a shit either. No one else gives a shit so why should I. F.T.W.

Www And Not The Net!
What women want. I have to admit I'm still confused. I try and be myself aka "the nice guy". All i get is shit upon. I don't want any pity I bring it upon myself. I'm an asshole and mean and the crazy women flock to me. I'm not a pretty boy so I have to take what I can get. Which amounts to mercy sex once every 2 years by someone a complete stranger. Wanna be that stranger? Previews available when requested.

Broken Love
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those deep blue eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Winter Adventure
Yesterday~ I enjoyed a beautiful day in the snow and woods~ capturing some truly breath taking moments in photographs. It was kind of a rough beginning at first a miscalculated step cause me to sink hip deep in a snow bank but hey what doesn't kill you are break a bone makes you stronger yes?~lol So if I ever have a successful salute I will be posting some of these beautiful pictures for any who wish to enjoy them. The mountains, colors and wildlife on this day made me glad for that moment in time. The world is amazing when you step outside the box and explore~ smiles

On The Mend
Two completely different people A guy who has been hurt many times in the past A girl who is about to give up Both believe breaking someone's heart is a crime. Could you imagine The guy starts talking to the girl Granted she is already in a relationship And her mind and heart start to twirl Little did she know Her mate at the time was about to change She couldn't help but remember her online friend And feels a little bit strange Sure enough Her mate stabs her in the back And all the while he torments her She breaks from the vicious attack A few weeks later while she is online A message pops up It's that other guy "Hey darlin, what's up?" They wind up talking nonstop On the net and over the phone They get to know each other And realize their hearts beat the same tone She begins to realize Why she didn't dump that jerk before When she could have been with this guy Instead of letting heartbreak make her so sore Unfortunately he is

I'll Never Understand Men...
Ok... This is my first blog, so please bare with me... I will never understand men. I don't mean to sound conceited or anything, but I think I look pretty damn good for having 3 kids. So I don't understand why my husband never wants to have sex with me. For example: On his birthday we didn't have the money to go out and celebrate, but I dressed up for him and made his favorite dinner and baked him a cake. We went to his friends house and just did what ever it was that he wanted to do... Later that night I put on this sexy little thing and asked if wanted to come to bed with me. He said not right now. He wanted to drink a little bit first. So I told him to jus wake me up ( I LOVE to be woken up to sex ). He never did... He didn't want to sleep with me the next night either. I thought that was strange, so the next day I logged into his yahoo and found out that he was chattin with, not 1, but 2 fat ugly bitches! I don't understand... He told one that she was beautiful and that her husb

Time To Make Some Money!!
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Wake Up
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of the story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin coming everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming everyday, you put a fence down

Anerica Doin't Blow This Rebate
America, don't blow this rebate Congress wraps up the details: $300 for retirees, $600 for most individuals and $1,200 for most couples. But wait, there's more: It's not really free money. Article Tools Some Americans are getting awfully excited about the prospect of spending their own money. The $168 billion economic stimulus package just passed by Congress will ship checks of up to $600 for individuals and $1,200 for couples starting in May. Most households will get these checks, although individuals with adjusted gross incomes of more than $75,000 and couples making more than $150,000 will see less or nothing at all. Additionally, families will get $300 per child. The biggest change since the original proposal: Those who paid no income taxes will get $300 as long as they earned at least $3,000, including veterans disability or Social Security benefits. An estimated 130 million taxpayers will share the rebate money. Here's what you need to keep in mind while you're wait

Death
You would know the secret of death. But how shall you find it unless you seek it in the heart of life? The owl whose night-bound eyes are blind unto the day cannot unveil the mystery of light. If you would indeed behold the spirit of death, open your heart wide unto the body of life. For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one. In the depth of your hopes and desires lies your silent knowledge of the beyond; And like seeds dreaming beneath the snow your heart dreams of spring. Trust the dreams, for in them is hidden the gate to eternity. Your fear of death is but the trembling of the shepherd when he stands before the king whose hand is to be laid upon him in honor. Is the sheered not joyful beneath his trembling, that he shall wear the mark of the king? Yet is he not more mindful of his trembling? For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? And what is to cease breathing, but to free the bre

A Night Out
In my hands I hold the key to who I wanna be Solutions to my problems are just sitting right in front of me I crush them up with a little bit of gun powder I should be where i want to be in a half an hour My mind trips i loose grip and sinkin' in My eyes roll and takes control and it begins Look in the mirror my relection slowing fades away A monster staring back hard black and his soul decays Theres nothing left but a shell and an urge to kill No voices in my head just the will of a couple pills A contact a metal mixed with XTC A knife in my hand and I know what i expect of me The bloodlust in the fear is what im lookin for Rush in my veins as i rush and slowly bleed this whore Its pure desire and it burns at me like fire Mercades and a murder spree is what it takes to get me higher Under a strobe im so hypnotised my pulse races Look atround the room and all i see is un-familiar faces Girls dancing with glow-sticks and body glitter Searching for t

Dont Know
A vision of the dead in the embread backwoods Motherfucker born inside a toolshead Momma never loved me never gave me no attention Daddy was a rapist 30 years up state Fulton County Prison And I was raised by my own will Surviving off of scrapes of bones, bear traps, and road kill Spending my days and my nights all alone And my mind is gone, there is something wrong with my dome Should have put me in a tomb I didn't ask for this life When they cut me out the womb with a dull pocket knife Now I walk with a sight and a murderous ability I'm a Corn-fed motherfucker filled with hostility Cracked out and I'm gone off that moon shine 100 dated of proof wine made from a muskadine Out in these cornfields Learning all these wicked skills Swinging, slicing, chopping, dicing Country boy born to kill Don't get lost in the woods In yo black expedition On the dark dirt roads So suspicious Just though some ditches Headlights flicker and its got you turning switches Now you so

Blood Filled Eyes
Rivers of blood flow from my eyes So many have i claimed My soul lost to the winds Never for me to reclaim Comfort comes only from the agony of my victims Whose lifeless eyes stare into my dreams Death would be my ultimate victory But how does one who cannot die be victorious Maybe life holds the key to death But if it does it hides it eternally from me. dpw 12/99

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E's agenda er å bli kvit jøder. Og det må vœre en grunn til at det ble hennes kampsak. Wzm tydeliggjør den delen av N's skrifter. Den delen av Salomes virkeliggjøring blir det eneste viktige. Det første spørsmålet blir da: Kunne Salome blitt synlig uten jødeforfølgelser? Ja. Når Nietzsche snakker om 200 år mener han ganske sikkert ikke 195 års bearbeidelse av 5 års nedslaktinger. En kamp for en kvinnelig gud kommer i direkte opposisjon mot jødene. Deretter kommer en kamp mot Jesus som gud i seg selv eller som sønn av en mannlig guddom. Hvis vi stiller oss sammen med E i 1870 ser vi at det kommer til å ta tid. Elisabeth har Salome som gud personifisert ved Lou. Hitler har Elisabeth som gud. Noe gikk galt mellom de to hendelsene. Hvis vi ser E i elskov med S sammen med N er det fullt mulig å forstå som et incestiøst scenario. Gud, faren deres, er død. Og både E og N har antagelig et ønske om moren sin. Og begge forstår at det er et virkelig bilde på gud og oss so

Upgrading My Site
HEY EVERYONE.I AM UPGRADING MY WEBSITE IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS.RIGHT NOW IT HAS 150 ITEMS IN IT AND ALL ARE UNDER 20$.WHEN ITS UPGRADED IT WILL HAVE 3000 ITEMS IN IT.MY WEBSITE IS WWW.GIFTSANDGOODIES.US SO CHECK IT OUT.LOTS OF STUFF FOR MOM,DAD,BIRTHDAYS,ANIVERSERIES AND HOLLIDAYS.

Just Another Survey
Take this survey 1. How old will you turn in 2009? 33 omg 2. Do you think you will be married by then? yes, sucks too.lol 3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?? getting thru my 1st two classes of school 4. Do you like to say I told you so? yes.lol 5. Who was the last person to call you? mark 6. Do you prefer call or text? call 7. Do you have any pets? yep 8. What were you doing at 1:30 am? sleeping 9. What were you doing at 3:00 am? sleeping 10. When was the last time you saw your mom? today 11. What is your mood? tired as heck 12. How many houses have you lived in? 3 13. How many city/towns have you lived in? too many 14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, barefeet or sandals? shoes 15. Are you a social person? yes 16. What was the last thing you ate? mcchicken 17. What is your favorite color? blue 18. What are you doing for your next birthday? nothing like usual 19. What is your favor

Random Poem
This love for you ive never known at all. My hate and dispair has overthrown me. Do you promise to catch me if i fall? Or will you let me crash and leave me be? The answer to my question, i must find. You said you loved me, is this true? You have a heart, so warm, gentile and kind. They say love is blind, but i can see you! You say that you love me, tell me you care. I would really like to know how you feel. And if i look for you, will you be there? Just tell me, are these feelings for you real? Or are these feelings for you just loveless? Tell me that you love me, and that i shoulsd know this!

Uh Huh Another One Fun Fun Fun
1. Were you happy when you woke up? no i was tired as heck from being woke up 4 or 5 times during the night 2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty? its been awhile 3. How is life going for you right now? could be better 4. When was the last time you held someones hand? a few days ago i held devons hand 5. What are you doing right now? making tess's day by answering this survey! 6.What color is your shirt? white 7. Who was the last person you talked to on aim? i dont have aim 9. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J? yep 10. Would you get married if you could right now? depends on who the person is, but i would have to lose the loser hubby i have now 11. What's the best feeling you've ever had? when i gave birth to my kids, and knowing that i was the person they depended on for everything. 12. Who was the last person, of the opposite sex you talked/messaged to? kevin 15. What is the next concert you're going

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En typisk nazist er ganske sikkert en nødvendig del av det mennesklige vesen. Tenkt i et huleboersamfunn vil de antagelig stå og brøle når sabeltanntigeren lusker utenfor inngangen. Og de ville opplagt ha slått ned enhver neandertaler som forvillet seg i nœrheten. Naturens forsvarsverker. Tilbake til reisen til Paraguay. Den foregikk fram til 5 år etter at N var blitt gal. Både N og E søker altså i det samme tidsrommet desperat etter ensomhet. N drar til Italia. Men ikke til den katolske kirken. E drar til de Amerika. Og hun tviholder på Luther i tillegg til jødehatet og vegetarianisme. Hitler var vegetarianer. Og det er derfor ikke interessant hvorfor H ble det, men hvorfor E ble det. Det kan virke som om E holder seg borte fra det som skjer inntil hun er helt sikker på at broren ikke blir frisk. Og det må ha vœrt en god grunn til det. Jødehat, katolskhat og vegetarianer samtidig sier sitt. Alle 3 betyr "et liv uten Salome". Spørsmålet blir da om hun ønsket Salome,

So What...
Okay so I am not trying to sound conceded or anything but it is really f’ed up that I have on my page marked as "in a relationship" but all this guys seem really cool and we talk and the second they actually pay attention or find out that I am taken they f'in don’t talk to me anymore. The internet is not always meant to "hook up" I want to talk to you whether or not I am taken and our conversations don’t have to be about sex and everything else! I am happily taken and I just want to talk to some other rad people whether they are a guy or girl. So if you are looking for a "hook up" you are not going to find it here so don’t waste my time but if you are willing to just have a conversation and a friend then that is cool I will talk to you!

Valentines Day
Ok,Valentines Day is right around the corner so do I give up my virginity on valentines day or hold on to it and join a club for virgins ? Now the girl I'm seeing is no virgin,some might even say shes' a whore.Men can be whores too,don't get me wrong.If I give it up to her I just know I'll fall in love,either with her or with sex.She is nice,good personality but ugly as hell ! Built like a dream though,or at least the dreams I've been having.(you know the type) I've checked out several good virgins only clubs,the only problem is how do you prove your a virgin ? I am sorely perplexed over this one.Maybe they ask questions and if I can't answer or give the wrong answer I'm a virgin,I really don't know how they do it. But anyway,I'm looking for someone to test me before I apply for the club membership,if I with-hold my virginity from her.

Sellings Monkeys
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 ! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has co

Another Survey Just For The Heck Of It
1. What are your plans for the weekend? i went to my dads 2. Do you hate more than 3 people? i dont hate people 3. How many houses have you lived in? a few 4. Do you pick your wedgies in public? lol i have 5. Favorite candy bar? milkyway 6. Have you ever tripped someone? YEA HAHA 7. Least favorite school subject? math 8. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3 9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD? NO 10. Have you ever thrown up in public? YEA CAUSE I WAS SICK 11. Name one thing that is always on your mind: MY KIDS 12. Favorite genre of music? pop 13. What brand of toothpaste do you use? crest 14. What time were you born? 5 AM 15. Do you like beer? NO 16. Have you made a prank phone call? YEA 17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own? vanilla ice 18. What are you listening to? the shower 19. What are your favorite colors? blue and purple 20. How many watches do you own? 1 21. Summer or win

Sorry, I Know Its Not Fair
we had been talking a lot started to like each other but i also like someone elses a lot more then anyone and he makes me feel amazing you havent really been on so you dont really understand but he makes me happy i know you dont think its fair and you want a chance but i cant give you that because i want to give it to him he is the one i feel comofortable with the one who brightens my day you are an amazing friend but hes the one working into my heart and i dont want to stop him it feels too right im sorry if this hurts you i know you dont think its fair

Fleury To Wbs For Conditioning
Fleury To WBS For Conditioning Pittsburgh Penguins Feb 10, 2008, 4:24 PM EST Fleury The Pittsburgh Penguins have sent goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton (AHL) for a conditioning assignment, it was announced Sunday by Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero. Fleury has missed 28 games since suffering an ankle injury on Dec. 6 in a game vs. the Calgary Flames. He had won four consecutive starts prior to his injury posting a 1.00 goals-against-average, a .955 save percentage, and one shutout in those four victories. Fleury has appeared in 21 games with the Penguins this season and holds a 9-8-1 record including two shutouts. He ranks fourth on the Penguins all-time list with 66 career victories.

2008 Usa Song Writing Competition
2008 USA Songwriting Competition Kicks Off 2008 USA Songwriting Competition is now accepting entries. Win a top prize of $50,000 worth of cash and merchandise such as cool gear from Sony, Ibanez Guitars, D'Addario Strings, Peavey, Audio-Technica and more. Also, have your winning songs played on radio! Enter in Pop, Rock/Alt, Folk, R&B, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Instrumental, etc. FREE EARLY BONUS: First 1,000 entries will each receive a USA Songwriting Competition Compilation CD. Hurry! The entry form can be found at: http://www.songwriting.net/entryform.html Or enter online here with your MP3 and/or lyrics: http://online.songwriting.net Or through Sonicbids at: http://www.sonicbids.com/usasong -- Jessica Brandon Artists Relations USA Songwriting Competition *World's Leading International Songwriting Competition* http://www.songwriting.net info@songwriting.net

14 Love Questions
If you opened it, you have to do it. or a loved 1 will be in an accident. 1. Two Names You Go By: April , Mommy 2. Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: pants, shirts, socks *You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY!!* [01] Are you currently in a relationship? If you wanna call it that 02] Have you ever been given a rose? --Yes [03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie? The notebook [04] Who was your first TRUE love? Shawn R.I.P Shawn 05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? --Yes [06]Have you ever had your heart broken? ----Yes [07] Your thoughts of online or long distance relationships? ---Online: If it turns into something real then go for it; long distance: can work, but would want to be with them soon [09] How many kids do you want to have? i have kids [10] What is/are your favorite color? blue purple [11] Do you believe you truly only love once? i dunno 12] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, wou

Tag - You're It!
Instructions: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I collect piggy banks. I have over 200 ceramic pig piggy banks. 2. I like peanut butter and mayonaisse sandwiches. 3. I'm having the hardest time with the Canadian government trying to get my permanent residency card in my married name. 4. I get really frustrated sooo easily (according to my husband). 5. I'm only on Fubar for the MuMM's, and I'm still rarely on anymore. 6. I have to buy OhImjustagirl like 70 drinks in order to make up for what I haven't bought her in return. heh. I suck. =/ 7. I never, ever plan on having kids. 8. My husband says a weird fact is: I married him. What a goof. =P 9. T

Annoyed
Attention all GOLD DIGGERS, MODELS, WANNA BE MODELS, and DRAMA QUEENS/KINGS, DRAG-QUEENS or guys just lookin for a one night stand cause you're lonely I'm not amused, please talk to someone else that's at your level of imaturity. Until you can grow some real balls, well lets just assume you want to get there some day of growing up.

Elements
In modern-day Paganism, there is a good deal of focus on the four elements – Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. Some traditions also include a fifth element, which is Spirit or Self. The concept is hardly a new one. A Greek philosopher named Empedocles is credited with the cosmogenic theory of these four elements being the root of all existing matter. Unfortunately, much of Empedocles’ writing has been lost, but his ideas remain with us today and are widely accepted by most Pagans. Each of the elements is associated with traits and meanings, as well as with directions on the compass. The following directional associations are for the Northern hemisphere; readers in the Southern hemisphere should use the opposite correspondences. Earth: Connected to the North, Earth is considered the ultimate feminine element. The Earth is fertile and stable, associated with the Goddess. The planet itself is a ball of life, and as the Wheel of the Year turns, we can watch all the aspects of life t

Machu Pichu
Machu Picchu is a city located high in the Andes Mountains in modern Peru. It lies 43 miles northwest of Cuzco at the top of a ridge, hiding it from the Urabamba gorge below. The ridge is between a block of highland and the massive Huaynac Picchu, around which the Urubamba River takes a sharp bend. The surrounding area is covered in dense bush, some of it covering Pre-Colombian cultivation terraces. Machu Picchu (which means "Old Peak") was most likely a royal estate and religious retreat. It was built between 1460 and 1470 AD by Pachacuti Inca Yupanqui, an Incan ruler. The city has an altitude of 8,000 feet, and is high above the Urubamba River canyon cloud forest, so it likely did not have any administrative, military or commercial use. After Pachacuti’s death, Machu Picchu became the property of his allus, or kinship group, which was responsible for it’s maintenance, administration, and any new construction. Machu Picchu is comprised of approximately 200 buildings, most being

Just Another Pissed Off Canadian
Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date. For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if

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N møtte Lou etter at han hadde utgitt Morgenröte. Det er derfor en fortsettelse på en reise og avslutningen av den. Men horfor har ikke E giftet seg i en alder av 30, og hvorfor blir hun fortvilet da N møter Lou? Dawn har blitt skrevet ut av hennes bryst. De to er uløselig knyttet tilhverandre. E og N er de to første frie menneskene. Uten gud. Som i edens hage. E gifter seg med Förster forholdsvis sent. Og N reagerer med vilt sinne. Han vil ha seg frabedt å bli assosiert med en jødehater. Ved å gå til et så krasst angrep på E's valg (og samtidig gjøre narr av jødenes religion for det det er verdt) har han mumifisert henne totalt. Spørsmålet blir da hvorfor han gjorde det. Og den eneste grunnen må vœre at han er totalt avhengig av henne. Han er i et ekteskap med søsteren som en Salomefigur men kan umulig vedkjenne seg det. Da han møter den virkelige Salome kan han ikke nœrme seg henne fordi hun er en virkeligjøring av bildet på søsteren hans som en livspartner. A

Flyte 02/12/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar Master Nosferatu Founder Of Unholy Darkness@ fubar Master Nosferatu

My Dear Friend
This Is for one of my dear friends who has passed away over this last weekend. You may be gone but your sprit lives on within all your friends and family hearts. We all miss you more then you know.We all wish you were here with us. I for one know that you stole my heart before you left and as I sit here looking at the time and remembering the times we did share I want to cry and let it all out. My heart was stole by you long before I even know it. I want you to know we have your family in all of our prayers.We hold you up and we miss you a lot. I know some day we will meet again and we all know you are watching over us all. We all know you are here in sprit.

Can't Someone Do Something? More!
CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A white woman pleaded guilty to a hate crime and other charges Thursday in the kidnapping and torture of a black woman who authorities say was held captive for days last summer. ADVERTISEMENT Authorities say Karen Burton's crimes include stabbing Megan Williams in the ankle while saying, "This is what we do to n------ down here." She is the third in a group of seven people charged to plead guilty in the case, and the only one charged with a hate crime. Burton does not remember much of the abuses against Williams, but she does not deny them, her lawyer Betty Gregory said. Burton, 46, of Chapmanville, pleaded guilty in Logan County Circuit Court to malicious wounding, assault and violating Williams' civil rights, Gregory said. Burton faces up to 30 years in prison at sentencing, set for March 3. Logan County Prosecuting Attorney Brian Abraham said he agreed to dismiss a kidnapping count that carries a maximum life sentence. Prosecutors say Williams, 20

Yet More!.............
A former pawn shop owner was sentenced to life in prison on Friday for the killing of his estranged wife and shooting of the judge who handled their bitter divorce. ADVERTISEMENT Darren Mack, 46, will be eligible for parole after 36 years. Mack pleaded guilty in November to first-degree murder in the June 2006 stabbing death of his wife, Charla, and entered an Alford plea to a charge of attempted murder of Washoe Family Court Judge Chuck Weller. Mack admitted in court that he shot Weller through a courthouse window the day he killed his wife but invoked the Alford plea, in which a defendant acknowledges there is enough evidence for a conviction without admitting guilt. Weller has recovered from his wounds. District Judge Douglas Herndon followed the recommendations of a plea deal by sentencing Mack to life in prison with the possibility of parole after 20 years on the murder charge. The judge upheld the recommendation of Special Prosecutor Christopher Lalli by sentencing M

Just To Let Ya Know.....
Ok so Im sittin here playing in the mumms like I usually am when Im in the Fu when this person starts rating my pics. I think nothing of it when all of a sudden said person shouts at me. I find it rather funny so I shout back my thoughts then he says a few rude things and then blocks me so I cannot reply...WTF?!?!? I don't know this person from Adam so WTF did I do wrong??? Just watch for this pissed off point whore, if he cannot rate your profile he may get pissy with you also. I guess he wants no friends on this site. BTW..he doesnt know Im alone, I keep my personal life personal and will lie to all involved even when I am seeing someone because of the drama people like to start with me. Ive had to learn this lesson and do this to protect my sanity. So, as far as everybody is concerned I am eternally single :D Said conversation is below for those that are interested... ~Always~ Evil CntryGoth

Is This Coven For You?
You’ve found the coven that you think is right for you – in fact, they’re PERFECT!! -- and they’ve asked you to join. So now what do you do? Before you say yes, ask yourself the following: Can I fulfill the time commitment required of me? The coven may have some obligations that its members are expected to fulfill. Can you show up on time and prepared for meetings? Do you have the time and energy to devote to studying, reading, and learning whatever requirements are set for members? If your coven meets every Saturday, but that's the day your kids have soccer games, will you be forced to make a choice between your coven and your family? If you can't devote the required amount of time to this coven, it may not be wise to join just yet. Can I follow the coven’s rules? In many traditions, the secrets of the coven are oathbound and initiatory -- which means you can't go home and blab to your spouse about all the stuff you did in ritual. It's also not uncommon for a coven to require

How Do I Find A Coven
First of all, you need to understand that there are many different types of groups. You’re not going to fit in with every one of them, and you’re not going to feel comfortable in every one of them. They’re not all going to feel comfortable with you. That’s part of life, and it’s part of the seeking process. Some groups may have a dynamic that just doesn’t work for you – if you’re a male Wiccan on a Celtic path, then an all-female Greek Reconstructionist group is not the place for you. Difficulty: Average Time Required: Varied Here's How: How do you find a coven in your area? We all have fantasies of being out and about, probably at the local Ren Faire or Ye Local Olde Witchy Shoppe, and we bump into a wise-looking soul with a giant pentacle around her neck, who promptly invites us to join her coven of the Ancient Ones. It’s not going to happen. However, what you can and should do is network with other Pagans. Get out to the places they congregate – bookstores, psychic fa

Red Flag Coven Tips
So you think you’ve found a coven that might be the right group for you. Great! Ideally, a coven will allow you to attend a few open meetings, in which you can observe the goings-on and meet all the members, without intruding upon the secrecy of any ceremonies or rites. After attending a series of open meetings – usually three – members of the coven will vote on whether or not membership should be offered to you. Remember, though, there are a few things you should watch out for in any prospective group. Members that don’t seem to get along with each other. If you have a group of eight people, and four of them are snarking at one another constantly, it may not be a coven you want to be a part of. They may be offering you membership in hopes that you’ll take sides, and you’ll find yourself caught in the middle of a squabble that existed before you even came along. Covens whose ideas strike you as silly or foolish. You want to be part of a coven, but if you think worshiping a pin

Chocolate Ritual
The Chocolate Ritual Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the great big one---as the athame), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet. CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE: (Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles) Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast No calories in thy presence last. Let no fat adhere to me, And as I will So Mote It BE! (Take the small bowl of Nestle’s Quik and spoon) Nestle's Quik where thou art cast Turn this milk to chocolate, fast. Let all good things come to me, And make my milk all chocolatey! CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll): CALL THE QUARTERS: Mousse of the East, Fluffy one! Great prince of the palace of dessert. Be present, we pray thee, And guard this circle from all moochers Approaching from the East. Fondue of the South,

Bar Economics
Bar Economics -- The Tax Code Explained Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3. The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59. So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfal

Finally! A Crack Down On Train Roof Riding!!
Train roof riders to be sprayed Mon Feb 11, 12:42 PM ET Indonesian commuters riding on the roofs of trains will be sprayed with colored liquid so that security officers can identify and arrest them, a report said Saturday. Electric trains linking the Indonesian capital and its neighboring towns are packed with passengers during rush hours, with many sitting on the roofs due to a lack of space inside or to avoid paying. After several failed attempts to discourage roof riders over years, the state owned railway company PT Kereta Api will from next week douse them with a colored liquid so that officers can identify them when they get off the train, the Jakarta Post said. "We will confiscate their IDs and give them a ticket," Kereta Api regional spokesman Akhmad Sujadi was quoted as saying. "We will send a copy of the ticket to their family, their local neighborhood unit head, their employer, or, if they're students, their headmasters," added Sujadi, who described the m

What The F#ck
LYING THERE NAKED SHE SQUEELS SOFTLY AS SHE SWIRLS IN THE NAKED AIR BODY SWEAT COVERED TOXIC LOOKING SO DIVINE EATABLE LITERALY SMELLS OF SWEET SWEET LILIES OH SHE IS BEAUTIFUL MOONLIT SHADOWS GLOW ACROSS THE ROOM AS I STARE AT HER IN AWE I BANGED THIS GIRL TILL SHE COULD NO LONGER MOVE I BANGED HER SO HARD MY COCK ACHES A PAIN I CAN LIVE WITH RAW PASSION INSIDE HER WAS A FIRE DEEP DEEP INSIDE MOVING SLOWLY AROUND EACH IT WAS LIKE ANGELS DANCING SILK SHEETS SWIFTLY MOVING AMONGST OUR BODIES CANDLES BLAZE SHADES OPEN SO THAT THE STARS COULD SEE HER BEAUTY IF ONLY FOR A MOMENT GOD HELD MY HAND AND SAID "FUCK THE SHIT OUT HER SHE IS HOT"

Valentine's Day
So today is Valentine's Day and what did I do? Babysat! Aaaaggghhh! I babysit my boyfriend's nephews full time and I wasn't feeling all that great this morning. So my boyfriend John, being the perfect sweetheart that he is, watched the kids for a few hours while I got some extra sleep. I woke up at about 10 a.m. and took over while he made lunch in advance and I put the kids down for a nap. They were both out like a light within half an hour and John went to bed (after working all night and helping me with the kids) and I fell asleep in the living room with the boys. They woke up about two hours later and I fed them lunch. John woke up around 4:30 or 5 when his sister-in-law came to pick the kids up and now he's asleep on the couch. Luckily, we had already made plans in advance to do our Valentine's Day stuff on Saturday. First, I plan on surprising him with breakfast in bed and then later that night, I'm recreating the first meal I ever cooked for him (Fetuccini Alfredo with grilled

If R Not With Me
yes i know tht sometimes i lose my head and i cant act like i dont care can even get to be indiferent if youre not with mt but no my love youre not this way dont say bye now when it hasnt even started let me demonstrate that this is worth it cus when i began to know u i understood life with goodbye all the pain got in my dreams our love never died you were my poison we let each other down we were indiferent and our love came to an end

New Fubar Page
Hey everyone I have created a new page...too much drama on this one. If you want feel free to hit me up there its where i will be most the time at least for a while. just click on the pic below and it will take you to my new page. thanks and lots of love Lonely Lover@ fubar

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Og Salome sa til Elisabeth: Er du en Gud? Hvis vi ser på Egypt og ihvertfall senere epoker er det to ting som utpreger seg: Troen på at mennesket kan bli Gud og tilfeller av incest. Faraoer gifter seg med søsken. Dette er noe lignende som skjer i dagens kongehus og som gir synlige resultater pga innavl. Makten er gudsstyrt og gudommelig og bør derfor "konserveres". Hvis vi ser N's lœre som en oppfostring av søsteren er det mulig å tenke seg at "overmennesket" er myntet på henne. Faktisk, hvis vi ser mennesket som gudommelig vil oppdagelsen av Salome som Gud innebœre kvinnen som Gud. Mannen vil uansett ikke kunne bli noe annet enn en del av guddommen. Det er i den forbindelse vi må se E på vei hjem til Tyskland etter friårene i Paraguay. Er du villig til å ligge med broren din? Og ved å svare ja på det spørsmålet skjer noe. Hvis vi sammenligner E i seng med den åndssvake broren med utrenskningene som skjedde 50 år senere kan vi se en klar sammenheng. E er villig t

Free Divorce Given Away On Valentine's Day
W. Va. Radio Station Giving Away Free Divorce Winner To Be Drawn On Valentine's Day CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) ¯ A West Virginia radio station is observing Valentine's Day with a reminder that Cupid sometimes misses his mark. WKLC-FM, better known as Rock 105, is giving away a free divorce. Valentine's Day isn't all hearts and flowers, says WKLC Program Director Jay Nunley. There is a darker side, he said, "where maybe you despise your spouse and resent the entire day." Through 4 p.m. on Thursday, Valentine's Day, applications for the free divorce will be accepted on the classic rock station's Web site. The winning name will be drawn at 5 p.m. Nunley cautions that this is a real divorce and people shouldn't enter if they aren't serious. Also, people expecting a long, drawn-out legal battle should hire a lawyer because the Rock 105 contest is for a relatively uncomplicated divorce. Charleston attorney Rusty Webb will handle the actual filing. "Sure we can give away

Liquid Latex Show Tonight
Whoot! I love Fridays! We are braking out the latex and getting ready for the fun!! I wonder what he is going to paint on me today.. and what colors. We have red, green and blue! We used green and red last friday so i think we are going to change it up! I am gonna be filming it and taking some more pics so we can add it to the site and Rude! Don't miss tonights show.. check the schedule!

For You
To my Mother To my Father It's your son or It's your daughter Are my screams Loud enough for You to hear me? Should I turn this up for you? I sit here locked inside my head Remembering everything you've said The silence get's us no where Get's us no where way too fast The silence Is what kills me I need someone Here to help me But you don't know How to listen And let me make My decisions I sit here locked inside my head Remembering everything you've said The silence get's us no where Get's us no where way too fast All your insults And your curses Make me feel like I'm not a person And I feel like I am nothing But you make me So do something Cause I'm fucked up Because you are Need attention Attention you couldn't give I sit here locked inside my head Remembering everything you've said The silence get's us no where Get's us no where way too fast I sit here locked inside my head Remembering everything you've said The silence get's us

Drinking Snd Self Loathing
I think I'm gonna start drinking again. I'm not really a drinker but it seems my life was more fun when i was drinking. Plus it seems its the only place too meet women. I don't want to be single anymore and the women at work don't like me so its back to the bar. Look out liver here it comes. Heres hoping i meet drunk loose women, wreck my car into a pole or come to my senses before i ruin my life further. Sometimes it feels like not one persom cares. That not one person is willing to risk it and show me how much they care ... i bet no one does. I write this in hopes she wakes up thinking of me like i do her.

No Sleep
For the last couple of nights now I have not slept. I have a lot of stuff on my mind mostly in the concern of my second daughter Bailey and who she looks like. You see there is a guy in wiscousin that is the father. How do I know this cause she looks so much like him. I have postpartum depression. I guess some of the depression is who Bailey looks like. I don't know what to do anymore I miss him and want to be with him but, I don't want to leave my oldest behind and I can't take her with me cause her father will file parental kidnapping charges. I just really wish I can figure it out but, I can't if anyone has any kind of advice for me please don't be afraid to give it. I will not yell at you. It is your opioion and I will respect it.

How To Wash A Toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power- wash ' and rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Be My Valentine?
This morning I made my boyfriend breakfast and coffee and then we snuggled in bed just talking. He let me sleep (since I stayed up all night while he was at work) and then I woke up and he had cooked dinner. We sat on our couch watching tv together and now we're just doing our own thing. I'm cooking him dinner tomorrow night and maybe making breakfast for him again tomorrow. And even though I usually babysit on the weekdays, I get Monday off because it's President's Day and my boyfriend's sister-in-law will be staying home with her kids. Yay! A beginning of the week break!

Would You Ever Guess????
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we havea wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a fewminutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE

Lost For A Word
Lost for a Word There are times in our life when the fear of loss is so great that our rational thought turns inward to the exclusion of all reason. This can lead to a destructive spiral into despair and darkness. The more we perceive we have to loose the tighter we hold on to those things which are most precious to us, when in fact the exact opposite is what we should do lest we crush the life out of that which is beautiful. When we love someone as we do, love is such a strong and powerful emotion yet love itself is so delicate can be made with the simplest look or destroyed by a single action or word. There is only one certainty in love and relationships and that is that we all change and grow as love grows. The moment we forget and take for granted the other partner and fail to communicate our needs then we drift apart and loose sight of what is important. We convince ourselves that things are ok after all we are still together right? Being in the same space is not the same as

Raven
Before the dawning of man there were many spirits in the heavens there was Grey Eagle in the west spirit of the land and Odhinn in the east I have known both, poets and wise, Both my children Huginn and Muninn I sent as advisors to Odhinn and Haruinn my youngest. I sent to Grey Eagle Haruinn who is of the heart fell in love with his daughter, being of trixter ways young and impetuous he stole the sun the moon and the stars from Grey Eagles tipi and set them in the heavens for her to see. The things he took darkened his innocence for he was light but came to darkness. Black he was for he absorbed all that was light. I am the grand father and creator some say for I am the substance from which all things sprang. I am before the concept of dark and light I am a part of all things I do not judge those for who are, for they judge them selves their character resides within them and is there for those with discerning eyes and ears. They make their own reality but I walk in their dreams I whisp

Kkk Endorses Obama!!
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/ February 7th, 2008 by James R. Crowe Anything or anyone is better than Hillary Rodham Clinton KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America. Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President. This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency. KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate. KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about

Random Stuff
Supprising QuestionsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey 1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment? yes 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriends myspace? no 3. When is the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? some time last year 4. Do you have a desk in your room? no 5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party? no 6. Whats the weirdest thing you have smoked? haven't smoked anything weird 7. Are you named after one of your parents/grandparents? no 8. Can you walk a straight line when you are sober? sometimes 9. Do you throw up gang signs? no 10. Have you ever broken a rib? no 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? most times, a guy--- quicker showers, can pee just about anywhere, easier for many things. 12. Who is the most spoiled person you know? lol...ummm.........rather not rule on this one... 13. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love? the money. i can work on the other thing on my own. 14. Have you ever had sex on t

The Bicycle Accident
The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise." Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. She continued, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed

Inside My Mind
If you could just take a look inside my mind, What do you think you would find. There is more then just air, Its more then just covered in hair. If you could take a look inside you would see, There is nothing there but you and me. I see your face everyday, In my mind you'll always is where you'll stay. But yet your far away you'll never know, I want to be yours to love you so. You'll never see behind these eyes, All the things that i hide. I go on with life as though im fine. Always praying for you to be mine. So close yet so far away, I close my eyes to see your face, With no picturesand your not here. My mind is where i find you. In my mind your always there, your love is mine and your love is true. Even when i dream. I dream your holding me tight,never letting go. You love me more then you know its true. In my dreams you want me to be, The love of your life,the love of your dreams. But when i wake you are not there. I want to run to you, Not knowing what y

Big City Living
Isabelle came from a small town right smack dab in the middle of nowhere, she had moved to the big city to get some life back into her ever so boring life. She had just recently broke up with her long time boyfriend of fours years after finding him pleasuring her best friend on the floor of their shabby one bedroom apartment. Her parents offered to keep her at their place but that was the last thing she wanted, she declared to all friends and family that she was taking this time in her life to live life to the fullest and have fun. Upon moving to the city she met Casey, an upbeat and fun girl who worked at a local coffee shop, she offered to get Isa a job and a place to stay for a bit knowing how difficult it can be to adjust to the busy city life. Since Isa didn’t have any family or friends around the offer was more than acceptable so she began working at the coffee shop and stayed with Casey in her cute urbanite two bedroom studio. After a few months of adjusting, Isa got very u

Sherrif Joe Kickin Azz 'gin
SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MAN, BUT HE HAS BEEN A "WONDER MAN" FOR THE STATE OF ARIZONA! THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HIS SMARTS. Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe! Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa

One Sad Day- Myfriend
i remember when we sat and talked drove all night drank and thought about what was good and what was new the notes alive kept them true it was one sad day you left this earth it was one sad day for me you gave me strength when i was weak you kept me high when things were bleak you were my friend the notes were one I miss the music and the fun it was one sad day why did you go it was one sad day they'll never know I could have been there with you i could be dead or i could have saved you but in this life you never know when one sad day will take its toll i'll see you again in the notes theyre in my head theyll never go

Hiatus
Some things are better taken with modesty. Why? Because it saves you from getting fed up with it, out growing it, and when you come back to it you're reminded more clearly of the joys you've had with it... a prime example of this is Fubar... I've been spending less and less time here (ok so in reality this is the first time I've actually logged in to my account in weeks now). It's not healthy to spend all of your time here, there is too much drama, too many fakers and way to many liars... So Dr. Phil's lesson of the day... LOG OFF AND GO HAVE COFFEE WITH A REAL LIVE PERSON OR FRIEND! (Moral: This place is a cest pool that is sucking you dry and draining your brains of valuable resources, of you can't bare to spare.)

The Cell
there are times i dont even wanna see you there are times i dont even wanna touch you there are times i wanna drown you in a scream and forget about this sweet image of you but i just dont have the courage there are times i cant stop dreaming you and caress you till i cant there are times i even wanna die with you and forget about every element but i just dont have the courage there are times i dont know whats wrong with me i dont even know whats happening with me we are like horny cats we are an exploting cell and those we cant stop no one can satop

The History Of Swinging
History While contemporary swingers look to earlier practices, such as ancient Roman acceptance of orgies and alternative sexual practices[citation needed], the actual practice of swinging in the 20th century began differently. According to Terry Gould's The Lifestyle: A Look at the Erotic Rites of Swingers [2], swinging began among United States Air Force pilots and their wives during World War II. In this small community, the mortality rate among pilots was significantly high. Gould reports that a close bond between pilots arose, with the implication that the husbands would protect and care for all the wives as their own, both emotionally and sexually, if the husbands were away or lost (thus bearing some similarity to levirate marriage). This historical narrative is debatable, however, since it would have been highly unusual for military wives to accompany their husbands on foreign tours of duty. Other sources point to U.S. Air Force pilots stationed in the California desert

~ Fulfillment ~
He lingered above her looking down lovingly His full lips moving sensuously against hers Tongues uniting in a kiss of the senses Then he moved down tortously slowly Placing butterfly kisses around her neck Even lower he kissed her shoulders His mouth then claimed her breasts Until her nipples were twin erections As hard in their desire as his own erection She pleaded for him to enter Her hands eager to ease him gently inside To set the tone that she desired In a tanttalizingly deliberate rhythm Making him cry out in unbearable desire The pace quickening Minds on a higher plane Begging for that final thrust The final fulfillment

~ Desireeee ~
I love it when he holds me tight. I crave his warm embrace. I cherish the look of love on his face. I long to touch and caress him He has such soft and manly skin. With arms, and legs I just adore, His moans are like sweet music My ears can't hear enough As he cries out my name. With passion in his voice. I love the way every time we play. It never is quiet the same. I long to be there on my knees, Face pressed against his thigh. For him to kiss along my legs, Stroking as he goes. Both drowning in sweet pleasure. I long to be snug against his chest. As he gently holds me close, To feel him softly pet my breast. Our hearts beating in rhythm. The beat of his is mine. To love him through the night This is erotic bliss I will stay forever. Loving through all time

Her Dream
YOUR BODY PRESSED AGAINST MINE. I WHISPER IN YOUR EAR. I TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU. YOUR EYE RELEASED A TEAR. AS LONG AS I AM WITH YOU. YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. THE LOVE THAT WE'LL HAVE. IS SO TRUE AND SO PURE. THE DREAMS THAT YOU DREAMT. ARE SOON TO BE NEAR.

My Everything
How can I explain everything.. All that you are, How you make me feel, How I've fallen so far. When I say it so often, But then not enough. Each minute we share, Has a special place. You dwell in my heart, Never to be erased. How you make me feel.. Is what I've always wanted. Magical...breathtaking, You are always on my mind. Overwhelming emotions, Such passion combined. I love you....I love you. And forever I will. The crazy thing is, I have never met you. But these feelings, Seem so surreal.

Court
These have been around, but funny! Wayne > These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are > things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who > had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lay there. > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: In what way does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: Can you give us an example of something you forgot? > __________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that > morning? > WITNESS: 'Cathy, where am I?' > ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you? > WITNESS: My name is Susan. > __________________________ > ATTORNE

Was Jesus "gruff" And "explosive"?
Was Jesus “Gruff” and “Explosive”? February 19, 2008 by Wayne Jackson Sometimes well-meaning writers attribute to Christ incorrect attitudes or actions. We must be careful not to do that. Let us look carefully at this important issue. A popular writer admired by many—whose noble book, Will God Run? emphasizes the thrilling willingness of God to pardon the penitent sinner—recently penned an article that, in this writer’s view, requires some exegetical adjustment. In a piece titled “What Does ‘Good’ Mean?” the author discussed the case of the “rich young ruler” who approached Christ, addressing the Lord as “Good Teacher” (Mark 10:17ff). Jesus responded with: “Why do you call me ‘good’? None is good except one, God” (v. 18). Our friend describes this as an occasion when “even Jesus did not act like Jesus.” He depicts the young ruler as being sincere and polite, and yet, astonishingly, says that Jesus “explodes” and “was abrupt, even gruff, over the word ‘good.’” This would ap

Pride And Prejudice
Let me say without any regrets: If Michelle Obama hasn't been proud of America in her 26 years of her ADULT life, then the CHANGE needed is in the direction of her husbands campaign. After all the apple doesn't FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. A Senator of the United States of America that has a wife that can't find any pride in America in a 24 year period should look at himself and wonder what she feels even of his successes. And from what I saw in that speech it was not a slip, but thought out and said with conviction. What say you all, let me know.

Decompression Period
This is making me crazy These black clouds following me So I look for signs of light, but rarely I see them I return to my shelter and I crawl in a bottle I'm losing my will for this, so over-emotional Black clouds, they rain down, but they can't kill the sun Confession of depression, this life I'm second guessing Like ashes to ashes, I always seem to fall down I'm tired of running, it's time to face my demons Confession of depression, this life I'm second guessing My emotions are storming And tears fall just like rain Pain strikes like lightning, despair is becoming my friend I return to my shelter and I crawl in a bottle I'm losing my will for this, so over-emotional Black clouds, they rain down, but they can't kill the sun (the sun) Black clouds, they rain down, but they can't kill the son ... inside Still looking for signs of life These black clouds keep following me! I return to my shelter and I crawl in a bottle Black clouds, they rain down,

Help?
Ok, so I'm coming up on rent soon, and I have yet to be able to find a job. I'm out every day looking, and the temp service doesn't have ANYTHING right now, which majorly sucks. Sooo, if anyone knows ANY way for me to come up with $290 really quick (like, in the next 2 weeks or less) PLEASE let me know. I'm starting to panic, and I can't come up with any ideas any more. I've even looked online for options, but so far nothing. ASAP if you have an idea please! It would really help. :)

Babble...
I have been getting things in order. Work, home, the usual. I have been putting money to the side for a vehicle. It'll take me a while, but I was never one for putting myself in debt. What I do have are usually paid on time or earlier. It's how I do things, ya know? Granted, I should improve my credit rating. I was considering a credit card, but either I would end up maxing it out, or it would just sit there in my wallet, collecting dust. Either way, it really doesn't matter. As for work, it's work. I've been pretty sore for the past week, I really haven't worked that hard in a while. But the OT is worth it, especially when I look at my check. It helps, ya know? I use to spend my money like crazy, but I've been belt-tightening as of late. I only get what I need, and if I do have some spare cash, I'll get something for myself. I think being on my own helped. I learned how to budget, and put things in order. It's hard for me to really go on a spending spree, hell even the sp

Because
When you are sad I will dry your tears When you are scared I will comfort your fears When you are worried I will give you hope When you are confused I will help you cope When you are lost And can't see the light I shall be your beacon Shining ever so bright This is my oath I pledge till the end Why you may ask Because you're a friend

Thinking Of You
Under the stars, Under the moon, I can't help but think of you! Wondering what you are doing at each moment. Out at night or during the day, Wishing to just catch a glimpse, Hoping to see what is there for us. Only a quick glimpse into the future. Under the stars, Under the moon, Alone or seperate, Whatever will be will be!

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Im Sorry.........
"Sorry" Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry!

Birthday Countdown; 2 Days
My boyfriend's birthday was today. We didn't really do anything special today since we're going out to dinner on Saturday and celebrating together with my mom and then when we come home, we're going to share a birthday cake and exchange gifts with each other. It's great going out with someone whose birthday is so close to mine because it seems like we think on similar wavelengths. Astrologically, people who are born on the same day or in the same month usually clash, but everything inside me says we're perfect for each other.

Superfoods: The Next Frontier
Check out this page on MSN: http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cancer/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100159956 Superfoods: The Next FrontierHad it up to here with broccoli? Join the club. But it's hard to take it off the menu when it's such a great source of vitamins and minerals. Still, is a little variety too much to ask? Not anymore, thanks to research that's shifting the spotlight to a new generation of health-boosting foods--many of which do double or triple duty to help prevent illness. Here are six on the brink of superstar status. 1. Pomegranate If you're going to have a martini, at least make it a pomegranate one. This fall fruit has higher antioxidant activity than red wine and green tea, which may be why a number of studies show it may prevent skin cancer and kill breast and prostate cancer cells. It also helps: Fight Alzheimer's disease Researchers at Loma Linda University found that mice who drank pomegranate juice experienced 50% less brain degenerati

10 Things I Hate About You!
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stare I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind I hate you so much that it makes me sick It even makes me ryhme I hate the way you're always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh Even worse when you make me cry I hate the way you're not around And the fact that you didn't call But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all!

Written By Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)
A Winter Twilight A silence slipping around like death, Yet chased by a whisper, a sigh, a breath; One group of trees, lean, naked and cold, Inking their cress 'gainst a sky green-gold; One path that knows where the corn flowers were; Lonely, apart, unyielding, one fir; And over it softly leaning down, One star that I loved ere the fields went brown Written by Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)

Written By Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)
For the Candle Light The sky was blue, so blue, that day, And each daisy white, so white; Oh! I knew that no more could rains fall gray, And night again be night. I knew! I knew! Well, if night is night, And the gray skies grayly cry, I have in a book, for the candle light, A daisy, dead and dry Written by Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)

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I Am An Idiot
Someday I will learn. That is my hope, that someday I will learn that places like FUBAR and Myspace are not the place to go to make real friends, it is all a FUCKING popularity contest, no one wants to be my true friend, they want numbers, and people who will fawn all over them, make comments, but friends? not going to fucking happen here! Time to give up, accept no one on these sites gives a shit about anyone but themselves, except me, I care, and I get burned over and over again. I'm letting go. Fuck them all.

I Need More Attention
Hey you all...right now I don't have a computer. I just bought a new sidekick cell phone so I have some internet access, but my shoutbox doesn't work on it, and the pages take forever to load....so please IM me my screen name is jarnold250 that works for Yahoo, AIM, and MSN Thanks guys ALSO PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW ME FROM THE FUBAR!!

Future
Twenty Years From now Looking ahead is a path Looking forward is a direction I've given myself to take..what would I see In broken letters i find my meaning would it be worth a try.. to tell what things I know now.. where the self lies There a place inside my dreams seldom seen Could I find the right words It's foggy but it exsist percieve as one shall But only through absentmindedness Can you fail..Keep your eyes open A place I can't remember Could I decode this life,every time I dream Where we could be,it is power Would it be a joke,to daydream to help all with, questions.. lie awake all night steps to take to make the world wake up Is it worth the strife. does anyone hear this? Of what dreams are we can change ourselves I'd say go left, the truth will hurt, it changes everything around us roads are ever winding, set us free Would she go right,to be who we were supposed to be You see if we were

Five Year Olds Lol:)
Butterery hands cuddled content Popcorn shots two points you missed Sharing moments No longer alone Screwing up your metronome Playing with you socket set UP high down low To slow I bet Catch me on that cool winter walk Want to be heard want to talk Can I be your helper I want to make a fire Can I be a camper I can cut the wire Be a big guy Just like you try to fix it ,out of crazy glue I help you find anything you need Jump in your bed after I already peed! (lol) Always pretty on sunday mornin' Sneak in you bed when you are still snorin' This is fun don't ya think.. Opps he farted dang you stink!!

My Sweetheart
Matters of the heart cannot be described with words from the mind. To truly understand love one must see with the eyes of their soul.For my human eyes have decieved me many many times.To truly embrace love one must forfeit all worldly things , for love is the most unworldly feeling . I know because I feel it now . To hold love in your hands you must drop everything else . You must realize love is the future.Fate is an ignorant word some people blame for their lonliness and misery.Love only seeks those who seek love. I seek it within you. I love you

Happier Place
As I lay here on the ground, waiting for somone to let me be found, I look to an angle, and what do I see? A tall man in black, standing behind a tree. The look in his eyes, none like another. For it is dark and cold, like an unforgiving brother. He stares at me for minutes, without ever moving an inch. But I can't run, nor scream, nor cry, or even try to flinch. Another moment passes, with his empty evil glare, then he slowly starts moving toward me, and I seem to see him everywhere. He comes into clear view, and I turn frighteningly blue, for I feel I can no longer breath, he then takes my hand, and I somehow manage to stand, and he whispers, "My looks are not to deceive. For I have come from the land of none, awaiting you and your soul. But do not fear, I will make it clear, that this is any but what the Devil's done. To you I am Death, and I take your last breath, for you no longer need it here." Then I looked around, and to my

My Decision
I love you, but there's something wrong. You say you love me too, but it hasn't been that long. Not long at at all since you've asked for it. Not long at all since I've refused to do it. It that all you really think about? I don't know what to do because I'm in so much doubt. I want to wait until I'm good and ready, but you don't seem to want to take it steady. All I want is to take it slow, all you want to do is "GO". I never wanted it to be like this. You won't accept that I'm going to resist. Resist until the day that I am wed. And NO, it is not all just in my head. It's in my heart and I can feel it well. My innocence is not something I'm going to sell. You say you love me, but the words seem unreal, I'm not giving you my pureness, and you're just going to have to deal.

Consuming Love
I almost can't bear this love that you're giving me. It's so deep that I can't explain. You steal my heart and soul through your kisses and burn my regrets with your words. You make me float above the world and it's like I'm soaring in the sky with you. You hold my hands and interlock your fingring with mine and I faint from your touch. You get into me like a disease overwhelming my body and I can't control it. I don't know id you even realize what you do to me. It's hard to believe that it comes along so easily. But it does, and your love swallows me whole and I love every bit of it.

You
I wish I hadn't fallen in love with you. All the pain I went through because I couldn't have you is still here. I've never felt like this before. It's when I come home to do nothing and then leave in the morning. I get there and see you and my whole day is better. It's like an illness.When I'm not around you I'm ailing, and whenever I see you, you're the antidote that heals my heart. I can't explain why. I don't know what it is that you do but I love it. You're the one that lifts me up when I'm down in the darkness. You're the only one I want to be with. The only one I can see in my dreams. You're the only one I love and care about. Only you and no one else. I could make myself crazy just thinking about you. I wish you could just feel the same way about me.Even though I know that will never happen, I just want you to know how much I care about you. I love you. ♥

Mother
Why do you always tell me to leave? I guess I'm kind of hard for you to believe. To believe that what I'm talking to you about really matters, and when you just ignore me, my fellings seem to scatter. It almost feels like you don't care, even though you've always been there. You've given me life, but you've also given me pain, and though it's all too simple, I know, from this I have nothing to gain. I can't leave here or say goodbye, so all I can do for now is try. Try to get you to notice and understand, that you should know you were the first to hold my hand. What I'll do now is sit back and wait, and hope that my forgiveness isn't too late. I know you love me like you do the rest, but it's always that you seem to love them the best. I guess I'll keep remembering all the things you've done for me, and hope that you'll continue to care, we'll just have to wait and see. I love you dearly, just as my sister and brothers, but the

To Get Through It
When life just seems to come crashing down and all you seem to do is frown just be optimistic, and hold you head up high and don't let your life just pass you by. Though times get hard and it's tough a bit, Let yourself be strong and you'll pull through it.

S Far
How can I love you when you're so far away? Do you really love me? I guess it's hard to say. You say you'll always be there, though you don't really know where. You can say you love me all you want. But it only seems to be a taunt. I can't describe my feelings for you. The words I think of will probably never do. I know I can't be where you are. Why do you have to be so far? So far that I can't feel your touch on me. So far that it will never be. So far that you will never be mine. Though you say that it will all be fine. "Everything will be alright", are the words that leave you mouth, but how can you say that, when I'm in so much doubt. The doubt of us ever being one, the doubt of us never being done. I think of you as mine, but she has us both in a bind. You kknow I'll always love you, no matter what you think of me. But because you're so far away, I think we both know that it could never be.

The Meaning
The meaning of being special, is found in a person like you. A friend who is so thoughtful, in everything they say and do. A person who betters my life, by being a part of it each day. Someone who touches my heart, in a special, and unique way. A person who's always giving, and willing to help all they can. Who truly gives from their heart, showing they care for who I am. This friend I have found in you, is as special as one could be. And I am so blessed in my life, that you've been a friend to me Keith UrbanEverybodyMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Infestation
I no longer wish, to be awake. Don’t want the desire, to live as a fake. I’m constantly wondering, what I did to create This person in me, that I loathe and hate. I no longer wish, to be aware, Of all the deceit, in the world out there And I yearn for the courage, to finally declare All my hidden truths, to the ones that care. I no longer wish, to be this mean I despise the person, that I refer to as me But I lack the ability, to see the “Big Scheme” And I’m terrified of my preminesant dreams. I no longer wish, to fight and debate, But this scorpio’s been known, not to negotiate. So I live with the fear, that it may be too late The thought tears at my soul, that this may be my fate. I no longer wish, to hurt those that are dear It kills me to know, that I caused their tears. And all because of my foolish fears The only solution I know, is for me to disappear I no longer wish, to further complicate Anyone’s life, or dampen their fate So I pray for the inevitable;

More Of My Story
He sat down beside her and started to touch her hands and feet. “Do not worry precious one. You are safe here. No one and nothing will ever harm you again.” The baby girl smiled and cooed as he spoke softly to her. “I shall name you Angel Rose. Angel was my mother’s name, so that is going to be your first name. your middle name is Rose because that was her favorite flower. She had a magnificent garden of roses.” As the sun was coming up the vampire called upon a Wicca woman to play nanny to the child. When she got there he was already asleep, but before he went to bed he wrote down instructions on what the nanny should do and that he will pay her at the end of every week. He had placed money in a purse for her to use to spend on the baby. She quickly grabbed the money and went through the house looking for Angel Rose. She finally found her in the middle of his bed sleeping soundly. So, she gathered her up and went into town looking for baby clothes, toys, beds, ca

Latvian Potato Salad
Latvian Potato Salad Ingredients: 6 potatoes 6 eggs 6 pickles (optional) 6 pickled beets, or equivalent in sliced pickled beets (optional) 1 apple (optional) Dressing: 3 large dollops of mayonaise (Hellman`s, if possible) 1 - 2 large dollops of sour cream 1 - 3 tsp. mustard 1 - 3 tsp. vinegar 1/4 - 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce (optional) Directions: 1. Boil potatoes until soft (but not until they are falling apart). Hard boil eggs. Remove skins from potatoes, and shells from eggs. Dice into fairly large chunks (about 1/2 inch in diameter). Dice optional ingredients into smaller pieces. Put all diced ingredients into a very large bowl. 2. Make salad dressing. Start with smaller amounts, and keep adding sour cream, vinegar, mustard, etc. until it tastes good to you. The salad dressing should taste somewhat salty and tart. 3. Add salad dressing to diced ingredients. Stir well. Cover. Refrigerate at least overnight. rating: 366

Comtemplating Of Couriosity
well ive been to alot of places (48 states) several times. and one thing ive noticed is that heppiness is a long and winding road. and most women are the same. honstly would you date me? would you even bother on a one night stand? lol i know these are crazy blogs. maybe i underestemate myself.

She Says Vs. He Says: Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks?(part 2)
HE SAYS: As much as I hate to say it, girls love jerks! At least until the jerk stops calling, which is usually right after he gets what he wants. Speaking from the guy's perspective, I've never quite understood what draws sane, attractive, bright women to guys who act like jerks. Maybe it is the thrill of the unexpected. Maybe it is trying to outplay him in his own game. Maybe it is hoping that deep down he is a nice guy and you are going to prove it to your naysayer friends. What I do know is that too many women who could easily be in a healthy relationship instead choose the cliffhanger ending of dating a jerk that walks with a swagger, winks at anything that moves, and always has a one-liner at the ready. “Truth be told, there aren't many nice guys who haven't considered acting like a jerk, especially when they steal your girl” Truth be told, there aren't many nice guys who haven't considered acting like a jerk, especially when they steal your girl (here I speak from experience).

Little Johnny Strikes Again
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, " That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated. "The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

You Are The Best
You are the best - Your wonderful qualities have made a lasting impression on me that I will admire for as long as I live. - You give me so much to be thankful for. - You have wisdom that goes behond your words, and sweetness that goes behond your smile, and a heart of pure gold. - You take the time to hear my deepest thoughts, my feelings, and my fears. - You've dried tears no one else could see, you've helped me find happiness, and you've taught me that I really can make some of my dreams come true. - There isn't a more special person in all the world... than you.

Tattoos
Ok, so if there is anyone in my area that is willing to finish a couple of tattoos I got half-done by someone who bailed on me, please let me know. I can't give full prices or anything, but message me and we could work out some kind of deal. Please! These are just black tattoos that I would like to get done, and I don't have the money to go to a tattoo parlor. Them bitches is expensive here. :( Please and thank you peoples!

Re - Mastering
I've got a freaking bee in my bonnet!! About 99% of the older albums that I acquire, or re-acquire, that have been re-mastered sound like shit to me! A case in point. I've just bought Joni Mitchells 'Blue' and it sounds like it's been dipped in liquid oxygen. The sound has lost all the warmth of the original recording and it seems like it could shatter into a thousand pieces any minute! Am I just being a grumpy old git or does anybody else out there share this little bug-bear of mine? Or is it that in this time of mp3 and iPod that often produces (depending on the format selected) a sound that would have disgraced a Dansette, that people's ears are changing and brittle is the order of the day! In short, is digital the new analogue?

Never Loved Someone So Much
All my life I have wasted my time on men who only wanted 2 things from me. And that was money and sex. I have never ever knew what real love was until the day I met Steven Austin. That man when he first came into my life, has showed me so much and tought me more about life. It was him that I ough him a world of thanks. He opened my eyes up to alot. To never be a fraid to express my inner feelings. To say how and what I was trying so hard to say. But no matter how haed I tryed the words just never came out the way i wanted them to.I will always love him for spending and shareing his life with me. He will always be in my heart, soul and mind no matter where he is at. Thank you so very Much Steve and always remember that I did and still do love you. Your wife Cathleen Austin

Diddy Does Hollywood
Diddy Does Hollywood Sean "Diddy" Combs Josh Grossberg, eonline Fri Feb 22, 10:57 AM EST If Diddy were in Top Gun, they'd call him Hollywood. The ever-morphing hip-hop impresario otherwise known as Sean Combs said during the taping of the Friday edition of CBS' Late Show with David Letterman that he's ready to focus on another new gig—movie star. Combs, 38, was appearing on Late Show to plug his new ABC TV movie, A Raisin in the Sun, and told Letterman during Thursday's taping that he is planning to move to Los Angeles and focus on his budding acting career. "Leading man kind of stuff; you know, jumping off of bridges," Combs said. Combs billed himself as a versatile performer and said he's not averse to "making love to beautiful women" and performing "very emotional, heart-wrenching scenes." For his acting roles so far, Combs has eschewed his myriad rap handles (Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy), and has been credited by his real name. His involvement with

Sean Combs Beat Down Case Headed To Trial
Sean Combs is going to face the music. A Los Angeles judge has set May 27 as the start date for a civil case filed by a California man, who contends he was assaulted by the rap impresario at a Hollywood nightclub last year. The news comes after Tuesday hearing and following the depositions of four witnesses, all of whom testified under oath that Combs punched Gerald Rechnitzer around 2:30 a.m. on Feb. 26, 2007. The alleged slugging took place after the two left a post-Oscar bash at chic night spot Teddy's at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. The hip-hop entrepreneur—who recently dropped his Diddy moniker in favor of Sean John, after his clothing label—supposedly roughed up Rechnitzer in a parking lot outside the club and after Rechnitzer confronted Combs for chatting up his fiancée, Sofia Sokolov. According to court documents filed last week, four witnesses deposed by Rechnitzer's attorney, Michael M. Marzban supported Rechnitzer's version of events. One, Marianna Ruiz, sai

Redheads
To ALL my friends and fans!!! I might have asked you to do this before, But I really need your help! I joined a site called redhedd.com I love this site. Its all about redheads, and for those that love redheads. ANYWAY they are giving a way two trips to NYC to a redhead gathering to the top two people that get the most people to join. I don't care if you ever do anything with the acct, I REALLY appreciate if you would join and use this code when you do http://www.redhedd.com/signup/friend_BrandiLea/ THANK YOU! Brandi

Bored...
I have had a busy night (day for me). I spent some time updating my website and both my MySpace pages, not to mention getting mine and my boyfriend's tax forms filled out. Now they just have to be mailed out and we'll get our tax refunds! Sweet!! John and I decided that with part of our refund, we're going to buy a PlayStation or an XBox 360. We don't have a game console and I think we're both sick and tired of playing with the little plug-in-tv Pacman game. Lame, I know, but it served its purpose.

Flyte 02/26/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar blueeyes_dragon daddy of the midget mafia cofounder of the coven r l lif

A Mothers Cries
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to the universe . When the universe got on the phone, he asked, "Mr. Universe , why do women cry so easily?" Mr. Universe said: "When woman was made she had to be special. Her shoulders were made strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complainin

For Matthew
For Matthew Current mood: grateful Category: missing old friends Friends I was new in town but I was older somehow Nothing as it seemed So I picked up the phonebook Alone and stubbling across the page I havent thought of you until today As if your memory was swept away I call an old friend Your name came up We all loved you You chose me To hold your innocence For eternity Im sure there were reasons we had justified We decided it wasnt love We had to try You see best friends like us we didn't want hurt So instead of you losing it to some trick Or me getting hurt by a jerk We layed in the shed The next morning light You fell In love It just felt right You wanted the future So bright and new You kissed me so gently and begged me to stay I said I must go even further away That is the last time I saw My sweet Matty Beals Till his funeral this year His heart I still feel

30th Birthday
my 30th b-day is coming up soon. i'm not big on celebrating my b-day, but i kinda wanted to do something this year since it's a bit of a milestone. but doesn't matter...can't do anything anyways. for one, i'm taking care of pets and wouldn't have time to actually enjoy anything. by the time i got to something or started something, i'd have to go to them. not like i can go out at night cause it's on a sunday. nothing to do on a sunday. nothing worth doing at least. and i was contemplating a party, but... 1--my friends are way to diverse not to mention some that i would want there, i either can't find or are too far away and 2--don't really have a place to have one. not like what i want. there is a slight possibility of a place, but they'd probably charge too much. but again, not like it matters since i wouldn't know who the hell to invite. and i'm sure there would be some sort of excuse as to why they couldn't. whatever. and i don't like celebrating way before or way after

Erotic Story
On a cold December evening snow on the ground and still coming down the bar was empty except for a couple old timers who were waiting for a cab and a young attractive couple at the upper end of the bar, they had been talking to the little bar tender, who was working that slow evening, she was a beautiful petite young woman she stood 5’1” and couldn’t have weighed 110 pounds she had long curly blonde hair, small perky breast, and her round ass barley fit in her jeans we’ll call her Lisa and as she walked she left nothing much more for the imagination to wonder she was hot, I watched from the dark corner unnoticed as she cleaned up the bar as the young couple began to get more upfront with their comments and flirting, as she continued cleaning not missing a beat keeping up with their comments and flattering remarks, she was restocking the well as the old timers left, as she headed to the front door walking them out locking the door, the young couple headed to the pool room,they oftened l

How
I don’t understand how this can be, you went and let someone else be on her knees. Maybe now the wrong as been made right. This fight is beyond me. How do you fight with something you just can’t see. Is there love really after me? All I feel is pain and despair, hard to tell if it will ever disappear.

People Should Take People As They Are
I think people should take people as they are just because some of us arent prefect and then some think they are just cause somebody is alittle over weight it makes them a bad person, like for me im not 6ft 5 or some stud or a GQ lookin person im myself,i seen people get judge cause of how they look just because i got long hair dont make me a druggie or a bad person,just because i dont wear a suit everyday dont mean im a hobo or something,u know like going out dancing i get somebody i cant dance with cause your to heavy ,they should say no thank you,just becuase im not perfect dont make me a bad person,sorry for ramblin just my 2 cents worth

What Was Your Life, Worth?
What Was Your Life, Worth? Dedicated to my great uncle, Worth Everett Pritchett who perished in a mine collapse in Walker, AZ in 1938. What was your life, Worth, when you knew those hills so long ago? What did you know? I have walked the same and seen the same, yet I know it was not. For as a child, what I knew were a few dilapidated shacks and the ghostly remains of what men did. For you, true, the Boom had passed, but remnants of its glory must still have held. Do you remember the saloons where now only pine trees drink, the rail station or the hotel? Or was that, when you were free, something already relegated to history? Had the ghosts already claimed their own? What was your life, Worth, in those days long since past, when homespun and gunny-sacks were your only shirts and pants and your toys were no newer than the trees? I suspect we played many of the same games (only with different names) and I like to think I know where was your secret p

Man Of All Man
Man Of All Man A Rondeau Once I walked the length of the Appian Way In a dream I remember to this very day. I stood with Ptolemy o'er Alexander's grave And I once plow'd a field as a common slave, Tilling the earth in a most ancient way. Once I saw the sunrise o'er Tokyo Bay And again when Hiroshima burnt away... Man of all men, who could I have saved once I walked? Once on a mount I heard a man say Something of Heaven and implor'd me to pray. And once in that dream, I sat in a cave And stared at shadows like some foolish knave, And you know full well how shadows betray. Once I walked...

Obama's Acceptance Speech!
*My fellow Identity-Americans:* *As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for their .. well, support.* *Your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change *I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.* *I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee he was having an extra marital affair with who was pregnant with his

Propose A Lie
Propose A Lie A Rondeau Propose a lie published upon Page One; Whisper a retraction two weeks later. No one will recall the reasons why, Just the linger shock of realizing Terrorism's the State of the Union. What tank thinks for the Commanding Chief Whilst he goes off a-hunting for snarks? Incredible how gullible we are! Propose a lie! Is there any available outrage Left in these pre-fab suburban streets To decry the destructive designs Of predatory prep-school Princes And their wild whimsys of One World Rule? Propose a lie!

Daytona Bike Week '08
I know I am heading up there during the weekends to roam around and have a beer or two and see the sights and have a beer or two and meet peoples and have a beer or two. Anybody else reading this heading there? Maybe a little Fubar meet-n-drink?

Shootin The Shit Podcast - February 28, 2008
Shootin' the Shit Podcast 1 - February 27, 2008 I basically let you all know what the podcast is about in this episode. I also talk about getting into boxing & MMA. My trip to Vegas for No Way Out, my thoughts on the Allan Caesar III video, and more. Enjoy peeps. Download Link: http://www.brutesports.com/dl.cgi?sts_022708.mp3 Podcast XML: http://www.brutesports.com/shooting_the_shit.xml

Life Can Be A Real Bitch
I am sure there is a more fitting title for a blog than the one I have chosen this evening but I am not in mood to really care what people think of the title. First of all for those who are easily wounded by the truth or annoyed with real life... back away slowly and get the hell out. Now I understand that everyone has their ups and downs and this fact is a given in life but when does it end? When is it okay to draw the line and beg for mercy to shed a glimmer hope in your direction. This year started off okay~ oh hell thats a understatement it started off fantastic! Things where great~ old debits where paid.... old haunts extinguished and new opportunities opened. A new member of the family made its presence known and in August my daughter Laila daughter will be bringing into the world my second grandchild and her first little one. My youngest Melissa followed her dream and enrolled herself into a small engines class . Then it happened Amber ran into some trouble in Anch

The 3some
They were kissing with so much passion and want and need. He felt his way up her shirt toward her pert tits. He started massaging them, pinching her nipples. He lifted her shirt up and over her head. He unhooked her bra and lowered his head and started to suck on her nipples. He sucked on her nipples long and hard massaging and pinching the tit he wasn't working on with his tongue and mouth. Teasing her nipples with his fingertips and tongue. He laid her back on the bed and undid the button and zipper to her pants. He took of her pants and panties. Her pussy was already wet with excitement, he could already smell the sweet scent of her excitement. He pulled her legs up onto his shoulders and licked his way up her smooth inner thights until he reached her hot wet cunt. She was practically begging him to eat her cunt and he wanted her to really enjoy the cunt licking he intended to give her. He reached up with both hands and fondled her firm tits, rolling her stiff nipples between

Could Be Offensive To Some People(not Racist) If It Is Tuff Shit
Ok here i go on my usal rant about immigration. theres a town near me that is supposed to be a safe haven for illeagl immigrants.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE!!!!!!!!! where the fuck does this mayor and city council get off saying that they will not let any one pursue people that are breaking the fucken laws of this dam country?!?!? Honestly i think that the city council and the mayor need to be rounded up with these immigrants and then be sent back to the worst country of the lot of them. Either that or they need to be lined up with those code pink assholes(thats for another blog) and shot like the traitors that they are. Now dont get me wrong i have no problem with immigration(i do think we need to stop giving work visas and give those jobs and homes to the homeless and jobless in this country tho) as long as it is the leagl way of getting citizenship. i dont care what color u are black, white brown purple green what ever, if u are illeagl u need to be rounded up and s

Points
This site is about points, so why is everyone being so negative on comments etc. Life is full of negativity, lets be positive and fun here ... we don't need the bad stuff on here too. This is supposed to be our getaway.

Yay Who Wants To Get Tramatised?
Fire in the Sky is on SciFi right now! I think I'll watch it and have nightmares for another 12 years! I remember when my mom's friend took me to see this in the theater! God. They totally made it seem like no big deal. It is the most horrifying movie I've ever seen. damn aliens.

Gotta Love An Ohio Girl
A girl from Ohio and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Ohio, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. The girl from Ohio sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from....bitch?"

High School Reunion
High School Reunion Oh so pretty, I’m so pretty As pretty as pretty can be, And sugar and spice And everything nice Cheerleading, married The quarterback, Straight “As” on my way To teaching middle school Thirty years gone by My quarterback evolved Into a long haired Lineman for Detroit Edison My breasts sag And I enjoy phone sex With my daughter’s high School friends… What happened? I followed the recipe But the soufflé fell flat An aging man is distinguished A woman just old… Sad Poet

Could've Been
The flowers you gave me are just about to die when I think about what could've been it makes me want to cry The sweet words you whispered didn't mean a thing I guess our song is over as we begin to sing Chorus: Could've been so beautiful could've been so right could've been my lover every day of my life could've been so beautiful could've been so right I'll never KNOW what could've been on a cold and lonely night The memories of our lovin' still linger in the air like the faded scent of your roses stay with me everywhere Every time I get my hopes up they always seem to fall still what could've been is better than what could never be at all.. at all Could've been so beautiful could've been so right could've been my lover every day of my life could've been so beautiful could've been so right You can hold what could've been on a cold and lonely night could’ve been so beautiful Could’ve been so right You can hold what could’ve been on a co

Realize
V1: Take time to realize, That your warmth is. Crashing down on in. Take time to realize, That I am on your side Didn't I, Didn't I tell you. But I can't spell it out for you, No it's never gonna be that simple No I cant spell it out for you C: If you just realize what I just realized, Then we'd be perfect for each other and will never find another Just realized what I just realized we'd never have to wonder if we missed out on each other now. V2: Take time to realize Oh-oh I'm on your side didn't I, didn't I tell you. Take time to realize This all can pass you by.. Didn't I tell you But I can't spell it out for you, no its never gonna be that simple no I can't spell it out for you. C: If you just realized what I just realized then we'd be perfect for each other then we'd never find another Just realized what I just realized we'd never have to wonder if we missed out on each other now. V3: It's not always the same no it's never the same

Eight Words Two Meanings....
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male..... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family. ! Male.... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female

New Drugs For Woman
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. ' BUYAGRA

I Dont Get It...
Sry everyone but i need to vent... why is it when things start going good and those who say they want nothing but for you to be happ do nothing but try and rain on your prade...I have sevral close friends that are happy about my new found news of moving to Alaska, and then I have sevral that are doing everything they can to be negtive about it and make it seem like the worst thing in the world... So Im asking why... Why say you only want me to be happy yet do and say things to make me sad...

My Fave Stevie Nicks Song
Has anyone ever written anything for you In all your darkest hours Have you ever heard me sing Listen to me now You know I'd rather be alone Than be without you Don't you know Has anyone ever given anything to you In your darkest hours Did you ever give it back Well, I have I have given that to you If it's all I ever do This is your song And the rain comes down There's no pain and there's no doubt It was easy to say I believed in you everyday If not for me Then do it for the world Has anyone ever written anything for you In your darkest sorrow Did you ever hear me sing Listen to me now You know I'd rather be alone Than be without you Don't you know So, if not for me, then Do it for yourself If not for me then Do it for the world Poet priest of nothing Poet priest of nothing

I Got My Cape!!!
I Finally Had The Fantastic Day I Deserved...And I Got A Cape For It My Friend Bleawereworlf...Check Out His Site He Rox! Finally Decided My Day Was Worth The Super Hero Cape...I Couldn't Be Happier. WOOOOOT!! I'm Havin Yet Another Good Day So Far...I Feel So Much More Chipper Than I Normally Do...I Hope I DOn't Overdo it xoxo Nichole

Fun Fun
I am so bored today...I finally got the day off from everything and my dad is having a poker game today but not here I just checked..Lmao Yesterday I got home from work and I zonked out for 4 hours and woke up at 9 then i took some pictures ( I have tons but no more room :c) and then went to bed at 4 in the morning cause I was talking to Joshua...who is super adorable...( remind myself to show emmy a picture)....So yeah i woke up this morning at 11:43 and got a text message from Lover boy and Joshua and they both are adorable... So yeah today's resolution: Get more people on her phone...Cause i wanna talk to new people...mmhmmm :D My back hurts

Hey Chicken Butt! >_
In pain. This bites. Im sure Jess will be on a rampaige later. That little girl just knows when I dont feel good. I just hope she's good instead. Going back to work 2marrow after being off for 15 days. Vacations never last.. It'll prob be another 6yrs before I see one again. Cant wait to show off my tattoo to a few people at work. But dreading others seeing it. Some ppl give you BS over the stupidest shit. Thats one thing I didnt miss. DRAMA! Hopefully it will be a good day tomarrow.

Tortiila Soup
Tortilla Soup 2 – Whole chickens 1 – Yellow onion 1 – Red onion 1 – Bunch of cilantro 1 – Bunch of celery 1 – 7.5 oz can of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 3 – 14.5 oz of diced Mexican style tomatoes (I prefer cans of Ro Tele medium or hot heat) 1 – Bag of shredded cheese (brand of your choice) 1 – Large bag of tortilla chips (brand of your choice) * Comino to taste * Salt to taste * Black pepper to taste What to do: Boil the chickens till done, make sure you skim off what chicken byproducts floats on top of the water. Once the chickens are cooked, remove the chicken and please don’t dump the water, that’s your broth. Once the chickens are skinned and de-boned, shred the meat and place back into the broth. Bring the broth back to a simmer or a light boil. Add the 3 cans of dice Mexican style tomatoes Chop up the rest of the ingredients and add to the broth. Bring the soup to a boil for 15 minutes than taste. Add comino, salt and black pepper to taste. Bo

Why Do People Hurt Others?
people that i thought were my friends, they turned out not to be really hurt me. and im sure there are others out there that feel this in some point in their life. but i just want everyone to know that its very hard to forgive them, but u have to try. and move on with your life. forgive and move on, and just know that the ones left standing behind u when everything is said and done are your true friends and thank god for them everyday ,i know i do! life is hard but hang in there. youll get through it with a lil faith! it goes a long way! have a wonderful day!

Wrr Presents Metal Monday!
Click banner to tune in now! World Rock Radio presents... METAL MONDAY!!! Your favorite METAL MUSIC ALL DAY LONG! Your Hosts: 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75

Champagne
Champagne I'm done with all this pain that I kept. Like a boxer who's been knocked down and lost his step. I've been fighting life on my knees I'm standing up above the ropes so I can see. There's one thing that I know. So I'm sorry I've been such a mess And I promise I will do my best. I've purged myself, of all this pain Like cheap champagne Somewhere I lost my hope. I've been wasting so much time. So I'm standing up, and I'm screaming out, That there is love inside, oh there is love.

For The Nurses
1) The front of your scrubs reads 'Nurses... here to Save your butt, not kiss it!' 2) You occasionally park in the space with the 'Physicians only' sign... and knock it over. 3) You believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4) You recognize that you can't cure stupid. 5) You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. 6) You believe there's a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light. 7) You believe that saying 'it can't get any worse' causes it to get worse just to show you it can. 8) You wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom. 9) You believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one. 10) You consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil. 11) Eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural. 12) You've been exposed to so ma

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes
English Phrase / Chinese Translation (Important: Read Out Loud) 1. "That's not right"............... Sum Ting Wong 2. "Are you harboring a fugitive?".. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. "See me ASAP".................... Kum Hia Nao 4. "There goes Stupid Man".......... Dum Dum Wa King 5. "Small Horse".................... Tai Ni Po Ni 6. "Did you go to the beach?"....... Wai Yu So Tan 7. "I bumped into a coffee table"... Ai Bang Mai Ni 8. "I think you need a face lift"... Chin Tu Fat 9. "It's very dark in here"......... Wao So Dim 10. "I thought you were on a diet".. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11. "This is a tow away zone"....... No Pah King 12. "Our meeting is next week"...... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13. "Staying out of sight!"......... Lei Ying Lo 14. "He's cleaning his automobile".. Wa Shing Ka 15. "Your body odor is offensive"... Yu Stin Ki Pu 16. "Great"......................... Su Pah

Choke Hold
Well were back!!!!! Had a great time in Louisville, hope you all like the pics that we posted. Feel free to leave your smart ass comments, Ryan loves to read them. But the flu is going around and it's hit our house, ryan's all laid up today, spend last night at the hospital trying to break his fever. So i thought while he was sleeping i'd try and catch up on my emails, and say hi. Well To all my favorite people "Helloooooooo" Now i'm back to bed to catch some shut eye. Ta ta till then

104-year-old Sprinter
104-year-old sprinter A 104-year-old South African man has set a new world record for the 100 metre race. Phillip Rabinowitz, from Cape Town, is now officially the world's fastest centenarian sprinter, reports the Daily Mirror. He finished the 100 metres in 30.86 seconds, knocking more than five seconds off the previous best. It's not quite the 9.74 seconds set by Asafa Powell in 2007 but Phil is 80 years older than the world record holder. Phillip said: "I've always run and walked everywhere because when I was a kid there weren't any cars."

Pittypat And Tippytoe
All day long they come and go--- Pittypat and Tippytoe; Footprints up and down the hall, Playthings scattered on the floor, Finger-marks along the wall, Tell-tale smudges on the door--- By these presents you shall know Pittypat and Tippytoe. How they riot at their play! And a dozen times a day In they troop, demanding bread--- Only buttered bread will do, And the butter must be spread Inches thick with sugar too! And I never can say "No, Pittypat and Tippytoe!" Sometimes there are griefs to soothe, Sometimes ruffled brows to smooth; For (I much regret to say) Tippytoe and Pittypat Sometimes interrupt their play With an internecine spat; Fie, for shame! to quarrel so--- Pittypat and Tippytoe! Oh the thousand worrying things Every day recurrent brings! Hands to scrub and hair to brush, Search for playthings gone amiss, Many a wee complaint to hush, Many a little bump to kiss; Life

A Fetishy Weekend
a fetishey weekend This past weekend has been wonderful! I met a new sissy that I have taken under consideration and have to say so far I am impressed. She is a bit of a spitfire but I like it that way with her. I was invited by a friend last night to a closed movie set for a local independant movie director. Which was wonderful, lots of naked wemon artfully made up running around, plenty of playtime delights, and of course time to spend with my friends. So my pets I have a new want. A friend of mine does custom corsetry and he has offered to make me a corset for a very reasonable price. So your going to make up me being sick for valentines day by tributing towrds it. The full corset is 250.00 you may tribute by visiting my niteflirt site http://www.niteflirt.com/gothique Or you may email me for my po box to tribute that way.In other news I am still hard at work doing my sissy mp3's I hope to have them up for sale this coming week, but school starts so I have no idea if I

Today Is The Day.
im deleting those that never talk to me or never respond to my comments,im sick of 1 sided friendships,if your reading this then it wont be you,if your not well you wont know ive deleted till its too late...HA! sorry!!

'american Idol' Contestant David Hernandez Was Once Stripper
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Knowing
I have always been amazed how people judge before they even know the person. Is it looks that make you look away, or the fear that one might see though your own facade. Everyone of us has secrets that have created shame, we are creatures of a curious nature. Always wanting what we might not have or need. I have walked a path trying to experience all that I am intrigued by. I have hurt others that I love and some that I don't, I have been hurt by the one's I trust, only to know it is I who allowed the pain. Life is mine to decide the path and I hope that one day the judgement won't be and you shall see, I always will love you, with all the tears and lies, laughter and joy. Our path will cross and I will be there with a smile just for you.

Goodluck Guy's
Im natsukawa born in tokyo, japan.... im a gravure idol singer and also a model.... i love to be com petite with other model??? it makes me challenges.... im sweet, caring, lovable, cute, charming and friendly person also thoughtful, kind, fashionable, helpful and understanding person.... im here to promote our site and to be voted... can i ask for your vote to retain as a top model if you vote me i will give you a good xchange's for your effort is it a DEAL? just inform me if ur interested... take care guys FOR WELLING ONLY NO FORCE sincerely your's, jun

Dalai Lama Asks: If Buddhist Doctrine Of 'no-self' Is Wrong, Who Are These People?
Dalai Lama Asks: If Buddhist Doctrine of 'No-Self' Is Wrong, Who Are These People? Huffington Post, Oct 18, 2007 Washington, USA -- As most sentient beings in North America know by now, The Dalai Lama was on Capitol Hill today. Congress gave him a medal, and he encountered President Bush for the second day in a row. Perhaps it was a good opportunity for His Holiness to explore the Buddhist concept of anatta, or Non-Self.

A Most Wonderful Surprise!
I recived a call from my devoted pet levi. I am very happy to report we finally figured out what happened with our order from last october. They shipped it to the wrong address! So on top of the wonderful things levi just bought me. I have the other items coming. Pictures coming very soon of the items themselves and of course some ptv sets of my pet in them and being used with them. Purrrrrrrrrrs

Hello Friends
hi everyone i am new here i dont know how i ended in here but i like what i see. i dont know anything of what i am doing so please take it slow with me and teach me few things, mmm i am a fast learner...you can be my teacher..yeah My name is Ness and i am 28. I reside in Boston. Just looking to meet cool people..Thanks

Young Iraqis Losing Faith In Religion
Young Iraqis are losing their faith in religion By Sabrina Tavernise Monday, March 3, 2008 BAGHDAD: After almost five years of war, many young Iraqis, exhausted by constant firsthand exposure to the violence of religious extremism, say they have grown disillusioned with religious leaders and skeptical of the faith that they preach. In two months of interviews with 40 young people in five Iraqi cities, a pattern of disenchantment emerged, in which young Iraqis, both poor and middle class, blamed clerics for the violence and the restrictions that have narrowed their lives. "I hate Islam and all the clerics because they limit our freedom every day and their instruction became heavy over us," said Sara Sami, a high school student in Basra. "Most of the girls in my high school hate that Islamic people control the authority because they don't deserve to be rulers." Atheer, a 19-year-old from a poor, heavily Shiite neighborhood in southern Baghdad, said: "The religion men are

Lessons Learned Through Illness
Lessons Learned Through Illness March 4, 2008 by Wayne Jackson There are several ways in which one may respond to illness. One is to try and learn from the experience and attempt to develop into a better person. Another is to become bitter and “sour” on life, making others around you miserable. The former is much to be preferred. Reflect with me on this matter. Nobody wants cancer. Certainly I did not! Some are so fearful of this disease they will not even say the word; they refer to it as the “C-word.” It’s one of the most dreaded maladies a human being can contemplate. I frequently have pondered my own five-times cancer. How did I come by it? Was it genetic? My mother did have surgery for a malignant thyroid tumor in her later years, but she did not die from it. Has it been caused by habits pertaining to lifestyle? I was never a tobacco addict. Was it environment? When I severely broke my arm twenty years ago I had numerous x-rays; I have wondered if that started the proces

Nine Inch Nails - Survivalism
I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control We kept on eating but our bloated belly's still not full She gave us all she had but we went and took some more Can't seem to shut her legs, our mother nature is a whore I got my propaganda, I got revisionism I got my violence in hi-def ultra-realism All a part of this great nation I got my fist, I got my plan, I got survivalism Hypnotic sound of sirens echoing through the street The cocking of the rifles, the marching of the feet You see your world on fire, don't try to act surprised We did just what you told us, lost our faith along the way and found ourselves believing your lies I got my propaganda, I got revisionism I got my violence in hi-def ultra-realism All a part of this great nation I got my fist, I got my plan, I got survivalism All bruised and broken, bleeding She asked to take my hand I turned, just keep on walking But you'd do the same thing in the circumstance I'm sure you'll understand

I Believe
I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to tak

Cool Intro
This a great way to introduce Yourself I think..rawrrrrrr. Got this in a friend request. She's a Gypsy woman > > > > she possesses many different powers > > > > she can put a spell on you that brings you much pleasure > > > > you'll wish for it to never to end > > > > when you awaken > > > > you won't forget a thing that happened > > > > you won't know were you are > > > > but you want never to leave > > > > you tell her that you like it, it's good > > > > she tells you, you like it now > > > > but you learn to love it later

Social Distortion - Ball And Chain (live)
Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears And look at the mess I'm in A broken nose and a broken heart, An empty bottle of gin Well I sit and I pray In my broken down Chevrolet While I'm singin' to myself There's got to be another way [Chorus:] Take away, take away Take away this ball and chain Well I'm lonely and I'm tired And I can't take any more pain Take away, take away Never to return again Take away, take away Take away Take away this ball and chain Well I've searched and I've searched To find the perfect life A brand new car and a brand new suit I even got me a little wife But wherever I have gone I was sure to find myself there You can run all your life But not go anywhere [Chorus] Well I'll pass the bar on the way To my dingy hotel room I spent all my money I've been drinkin' since half past noon Well I'll wake there in the mornin' Or maybe in the county jail Times are hard getting harder I'm born to lose and destined to fail [

3 Men On A River
3 Men on a river Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Fuck You And The Whor....i Mean Horse You Rode In On.
My girlyfriend and I are sitting here wondering how in the fuck people find me so fast. Do I stand out? Maybe. Am I strange? I like to think so. Do I care? Not really. Now I'm listening to my girlfriend sing a hardcore version of zombie from the cranberries. Its quiet interesting. Her voice is very nice. You wish you had my girlfriend. YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!! Bama (our pitbull) Has a bad habit of biteing the hell out of Shane (my girlyfriend). Alright well enough of this random ass shit. Later losers. XD

Depressed?
Depressed? Depressed? Yes, Who wouldn't be? There is no me, Only you, you,you,you! My wants don't mean a thing. Long as you get to do your's, Been twenty plus years. How many more? How many more? What's in store; For you and me? You lost in your world, Me,holding on in mine. Times running low, Times running out, Time for you, to make time for me! ********By Pat Crow,2003********

Cake Or Bed
CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, 'HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FI X THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT ' TO WHICH HE REPLIED, 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO'. 'FINE', SHE SAYS 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK ' 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS'. HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! ' SO HE GOES TO THE BAR

Pole Dance Babes & Hard Rock! -sexy Video Collection(gift To The Guys, And Ladies Too)
THESE VIDEOS WERE MADE BY US FOR A CONTEST THAT HAS PASSED. No point in waisting them by hitting delete??? So for a sexy ass spanking change of pace...Give our girls a spin and take the edge off...Good music too.......... MORE LIKE THIS HERE

Sleep
To sleep, perchance to dream. Screw dreaming, I just want sleep. Every night I toss and turn. My eyes close, but my brain keeps running. Thoughts and worries race through my mind. My body won’t cooperate either; Relaxation just doesn’t happen. I turn over for the hundredth time, Breathe deeply, try to settle down, But sleep still doesn’t come. I stay in bed and try to rest; Anything’s better than nothing. Then my alarm goes off; it’s morning Another sleepless night is done.

Whisper
A warm breeze blows across my face. I settle in against the tree, Its rough texture digging into my back. The solidness of it reassuring. I hug myself tight, Imagining your arms around me, Aching for your heaviness on me. Wishing for your warm breath on my neck, My breasts, my thighs. Wanting your hands on me, Exploring and probing. Resting my head and closing my eyes Because not seeing you before me is too painful. From my lips, in a whisper come these words, I so miss you.

Rather Willing Local Girl Hangs With H.b.b--litterly !!!
Hard to tell by the photo quality, but what you see here is a rather willing local girl being tied up for some fun in the forest (Thats all we are gonna say lol). At that very moment our buddy Andy was trying to scoop J-Daddys whisky bottle...priceless!.....what a weekend! VISIT US HERE!

Better Than Me
i have come to the conclusion that most people now adays are just crude and ignorant. what makes someone better than someone else? in my opinion, absolutely nothing. just because someone has more money than me, has nicer things than i do, has more friends, has a better education, or was blessed with a natural talent, does that make them better than someone else? fuck no. but yet people always seem to think of themselves as better than everyone else. its just this sort of ignorance that makes me wanna bitch slap someone. I dont know, i just felt like ranting. so heres just a useless blog that dont mean shit. P.S. if you have something negative to so dont waste your time your not going to effect me.

No Title
Love doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of loved one everything is good When you love someone you love them for what's inside Not because they're black or white, not because they're you age not because they're rich, but because of what's inside Love is blind to everything but what you love them for

A Lesson From A Leech
A Lesson from the Leech February 26, 2008 by Jason Jackson It may be difficult to see how a leech could teach a lesson, but the book of Proverbs suggests this lowly, blood-sucking creature can. Let us learn from the leech. There are some things that never say, “That’s enough.” Agur, the son of Jakeh (see Proverbs 30:1), sets before our minds this idea of “insatiable things.” The leech has two daughters: give and give. Three things are never satisfied; four never say, “Enough”—Sheol, the barren womb,the land never satisfied with water, and the fire that never says,”Enough” (30:15-16). These verses form a proverbial riddle (see 1:6). What do you think is the point of these verses? The “answer” is not expressly stated; I assume we are supposed to think about this for a minute. I imagine that we need to give it some thought for a while. “Hmm . . . there are some things that never say, ‘That’s enough.’” A clue here is that the writer uses a “numeric proverb” (see 6:16). The

Lust
Mud-stained wings and blood-filled kisses, Heavenly sharp fingers and murderous lustful eyes, Distorted blurry images And Summer of fetishes. Chaos, Insanity, Confusion, Erotica. It was love that drove us mad, And I continue to drown In this Forever growing Pandemonium Of Lust

A Thought.
Why is it that we always do what's expected of us? I took a walk today, just because I wanted to. Way further then I should have, But enjoyed every minute I was out. And every car that passed me all I could think was that where ever they were going. They probably felt they had to go there. A purpose, I almost felt a sort of jealousy for a time I, after all, was just walking. I didn't know where I was for a while. That time was my favorite. That's the time where I began to think "what's the fun In going somewhere If you always know where it is?" (It made sense to me at the time, And still at this point) But soon I found myself. On the street I live. More cars passed but the jealousy was gone, Each car brought pitty for those who spend all of there time looking for that destination. Even now writing this It seems that every person, should say "because I felt like it" at least once a day, and mean it. That if even just for a second, obligation shouldn't matte

Wifey
She lies bound to the bed..hands and feet..her eyes blindfolded..not knowing what is to come next. she can hear him breathe and feel the cat-o-nine skim across her body..it turns her on incredibly. her heart is racing her breathing is in gasps. he slides the cat-o-nine across her clit over so gently just to hear her hold her breath in erotic anticipation. he knows exactly what turns her on and he gentle slaps her beautiful skin. enough to make her quiver with desire but not enough to mar her skin. then he skims his lips across her skin from the inside of her thigh across her stomach over her ribs across her lucious breasts to her neck where he begins to nibble and tease. shes squirming beneath him completely turned on and wanting. he slides his tongue over her lips teasing then kisses back down her body taking the same path he took on his way up but spending more time on her nipples teasing until they are hard as pebbles n he can feel her heart beat under them. back down to her inner t

Irish Birth Control
IRISH BIRTH CONTROL Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan , how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

Age Test
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?' 'About 32,' is the reply.' 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.' Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.' Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!' While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 a

Bad Touches.
I'm freaking bored. I think Shane might have lost her mind but thats alright cause I adore her anyway. She's trying to piss her mom off I think. She's really funny that way. Well some new news is I might be getting my carnevil job after all. I really hope so it would be really nice. My girl and I are really hopeing to get our bnd off the ground when we get back so wish us luck. Or is it break a leg? Not sure but it dosent matter. What matters is we are doing what we have always wanted to do. So yeah we rock. Later losers. XD

Now Let's Say
Now Let's Say A Rondeau . Now let's say I had a reason to kill my former self, A suicide for the benefit of my mental health. Now let's say I bottled it and sold it on the street, A drop of wisdom to be found on each and every sheet. Now let's say I had it all; hot chicks, renown and wealth... Now let's say I set aside my mind upon a shelf And welcomed that blissful paradise where only the fallen dwell. Cynical, perhaps, but no more so than any orthodox belief. Now let's say... I had a dream, I remembered once, I think it was in Hell. I'd sold my soul for a piped-up dream on a hand the Devil dealt. Now let's say it's been awhile but I haven't had any relief for the details of that dream that night just don't seem too complete, but the answer to that which plagues me lies where sane men dare not delve. Now let's say...

The Future
The Future Stereotype my remains with a common, ordinary name in some archaeological dig down the road. Enter my number in a vast catalog; Transitional-Homo-Sapien-Sapien 859742 I can see it now; a display case all my own in some vast cold storage down the road. Oh, don't look so shocked! If they ever find you, you'll have a number too.

Uncertain Waters
Uncertain Waters (Setting the Course) Promises broken, dreams shattered and futures dimmed Time wasted worrying, eyes red-rimmed Internal struggles leave Hope's strand thinned I've stopped and wondered just where I've sinned I've committed no crime, just given in I long for the will to try again Time to push forward, not stay where I've been The strength is within me but where do I begin? I try to move forward but I am held fast Like an incompetent Captain bound to the mast Forced to face the sea's unforgiving blast "Let it end!" I cry, "How long must this last?" Eyes filled with anguish as the waves roll over me The salt of bitterness blinds; I can not see Through the drowning waves I utter one last plea "Give me one more chance, let me be free!" I look around the deck and see that I'm alone A Captain mutinied, a King without a throne Thoughts reflecting inward

Where Antiquity Sleeps
Where Antiquity Sleeps a Sonnet * I lie here where Antiquity sleeps in a garden of desert sand. Sleeping with Kings, with Counselors too, and common, ordinary men like you. What will the world be when I wake? I sleep here with warriors, men like myself, for causes more noble than our lives were worth. Will they remember me with a cairn to mark the victory of my fall? What will the world be when I wake? I can only pray War's day is done when they find my mummified remains and they announce the cause of my death to be just another case of a mad old man.

A Question From That Man In Back
A Question From That Man In Back A Rondeau * Mr. President, I'd like to ask a question, one that concerns the current state of the nation. And I'd like if you answered with all honesty for this is a matter of your integrity and of your oath to protect the Constitution. For it appears, sir, that your administration, in patriotic zeal and self adulation, has developed a contempt for democracy, Mr. President. At issue are the interests of corporations and just how much they influence your decisions in both our domestic and foreign policy. Sir, this is a question of credibility; Just how deep were you involved in this deception, Mr. President?

Raise Up Your Arms!
Raise Up Your Arms! A Rondeau * Raise up your arms in disgust and frustration over the current state of the nation, for executive lies and duplicity have smeared the President's integrity with the stain of corporate prostitution. Once we've impeached this administration for the reason of high crimes and treason, who then shall determine our destiny? Raise up your arms! It's time we demanded our politicians respect and honor the Constitution, for we shall never submit to tyranny and We the People will fight to stay free. So all those in favor of revolution, raise up your arms!

Hourglass
Our life, nothing but grains of sand moving through an invisible hourglass of time. Every moment, everlasting and ever-changing, slipping through my fingers, as I turn the pages of my journey into unwritten eternity. To the moments of love and pleasure, to nights of question and pain. To those who have changed you for good, and events that made you who you are today. To the past and our memories of time spent together and alone. Our cocktail of accomplishments mixed with how we`ve become known, awaits a final toast to our existence and our passing

7 Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “screw you.” The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the

Friends
If you look at my "Friends" list, you'll see that all of my Fu-friends are ladies. Very beautiful ladies. Why is that? Well, because I love very beautiful ladies, I relate better to women (and always have), and because I have enough male friends in my real life. And, because I can. Today, though, I got message that XXXXXXX had accepted my Friend Request. "Cool", I thought. I went to "her" page to say "Thanks", and check out some of her pics and rate them, etc. I noticed all of her photo folders were "Private", and locked, which is unusual. I wasn't perving for nekkid pix, I just was surprised that everything was still locked up after becoming Fu-Friends. Then, I noticed "her" Salute picture over in the right-hand column. It's a dude! Now, what the fuck is that all about? Female profile pic, sex listed as Female, etc...A lot of this person's MuMM comments seem to come from a female perspective as well. And, she is a He. Buddy, you have more issues than National Geographic.

What Sins Will I Remember?
What sins will I remember? What sins will I remember When I too am old? Will I remember the days of freedom When, with open heart and uncarved mind, I scoured my reality to find The sensual core of my mortal soul?

Let Me Imagine
Let Me Imagine A Rondeau Let me imagine the what or why That happens to me when I die. Allow me just the chance to see Beyond the realms of infinity. Let me, let me, simply try! To know what I see in my mind’s eye… To feel glory in a simple sigh! To try and unravel its mystery… Let me imagine! I’ve oft looked at the starry’d sky And wondered what, if I could fly, Would I see eternity Or just lose myself in Fantasy While castles of clouds slip slowly by? Let me imagine…

Lost Words
Lost Words: A Sonnets Redouble (a sonnets redouble is a series of sonnets wherein the first sonnet pretty much acts as an index of the first wherein the next 14 sonnets each start with a consecutive line from the first sonnet and me being such a feakin' poetry nerd, I varied the styles of sonnets I used) ***** An Index of First Lines A Pushkin Sonnet A spark of genius lost in contemplation; A fragrant thought, withered sere and dry. A transcendent moment passes in indecision As you sit, woolgathering in the sky. Have you ever forgotten what you might have said When the words were lost in the depths of your head? Floating, like phantoms, from a waking dream, You are left with nothing but an empty theme. When your thoughts have scattered and none remain Of those words you had intended to say, The best you could do is to hope and pray Trying to remember won’t drive you insane. Have you ever searched for a rainbow’s end? I have, and that is how I know, my

This Is Me
I'm here to meet new people and become friends with those who share similar interests with myself. I'm not looking for compliments although they are appreciated. It's more meaningful to me to receive a compliment about something we may have in common rather than those based on physical appearances. I have a passion for music, especially metal of all types. Being from a relatively small town in Kentucky, it's been difficult finding people that i can connect with as far as my musical taste is concerned. I enjoy learning from people, anyone that is informative is very interesting to me. Don't watch t.v. that much but when i do it's usually something on A&E. Really into forensic science. Love The First 48, Intervention, and American Justice. Horror and fantasy related movies are my favorites. Thanks for stopping by!

Corporate Salaries
OIL-FW members, et al: I'm sure you've heard the impassioned rhetoric in the media about "obscene" corporate salaries, "unconscienable Big Oil profits," "tax breaks for the rich," etc., etc. A friend of the Library sent over the eye-opening "let's-set-the-record-straight" set of statistics (see below) --all entirely demonstrable through Google--that are reported in the attached item. Some of these stats are almost breathtaking. Some beg belief. But all are entirely true. (If in doubt, go do the research!). The point these stats need to make is that when fascist politicians start talking about wrecking the economy by shackling some of the economic engines that power that economy through their market based business success, you need to back off, say, "Whoa!", and wonder what they really have in mind. One of the favorite targets of certain politicians in the current race for the Presidency is the energy industry. The energy industry is currently reaping the market-driven be

Finger The Insision
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