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Black Eyed Peas- Hey Mama
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Black Eyed Peas- Don't Phunk With My Heart
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Backstreet Boys- Larger Than Life
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4 Strings- Diving
4 Strings Diving
Akcent Jokero
Akcent Jokero
Amber- Sexual Li Da Di
Amber Sexual Li Da Di
Armin Van Buuren- Yet Another Day
Armin Van Buuren Yet Another Day ft Ray Wilson
Audio Bullys- Shot You Down
Audio Bullys Shot You Down
Bob Sinclair- Rock This Party
Bob Sinclair Rock This Party
Crazy Frog- Popcorn
Crazy Frog Popcorn
Tiesto- Sparkles
Tiesto Sparkles
I Want You Back
You were always there for me always by my side I guess I couldn't see without you I can't abide Those times I loved the most were just talking with you who would've known now i'm all alone and all I can do is think of you I loved it when you held me all safe and warm I felt no harm could touch me in your strong protecting arms But when I messed up I really don't know why with you I broke up And now im sorry All I want, is a second chance I understand that's not easy to do even if you won't give me a glance I want you to know, I'll always love you.
Don't Tell Me You Love Me
Don't tell me you love me if you're not sincere For a lie that strong can ruin my life and bring on a new fear. Fear to be loved, Fear to love again It can cause my fragile heart to break, tear and bend. Think of all in life that will be missed because of one small broken promise So, when I put all of my trust deep within you please don't tell me you love me, Unless you truly do.
whats wrong or the mental defect with the people on this planet! Cant anyone be honest anymore?! They got to put up a fucking front!? And I couldnt give 2 shits and a 1/2 if this seems redundant about this negative blog. To utter the dying words, and last words of my father when the EMT asked him to smile ,"What do I got to smile about?!
What Mistress Would Win This Slave’s Heart And Eternal Devotion?
She would be many things, both as a Mistress and as a partner. There would be vanilla time, moments of being nothing more than a happy couple, but She could turn to Her role as Mistress without so much as a warning and know that I would obey. She would never allow me intercourse, even at Her most loving, tender moments. The mere thought of it would amuse Her and She would take great pleasure in reminding me that She will only submit to black men, because only they can fill her to satisfaction. She would understand that humiliating me, publicly or privately, even to the point of tears, will only make me worship her that much more. She would find nothing more amusing or pleasurable than degrading this slave, especially in the presence of her lovers and friends. My Mistress would know how rewarding I would find it to lick the sweet sweat and grime from her feet. She would know how much I enjoy licking her pussy, whether its just for her pleasure or to prepare her for a lover. She would ex
What There To Do
i am so bored and it is 2:24 last night i went to a dance and no one really could dance good and there was no hot guys there so i just dance wit the gurls and thats about it today i woke up around 3:15 and sat around but anyway i am out holla
Piccolo Tribute
Fun With The Sister-in-law
I was out doing some shopping the other day when I ran into my sister-in-law Caley. She was my soon to be ex’s older sister by about three years, and the opposite in many ways they never really got along too well, and only saw each other at Christmas. Caley had an average body type, not fat or voluptuous but average. Pretty blue eyes, chestnut brown hair, worked in a bank, married to a fairly regular guy in a normal marriage I thought. My wife Silvie had b cups but she had big c’s, maybe even d’s and dressed very conservatively. We stood talking outside the mall for a while, she let it be known that the family still liked me and thought what she did was wrong, and hoped I would still stay in touch. She also let it slip that she had a crush on me when I first started dating her sister, said she watched Silvie and I screw a few times. Said she would masturbate while watching. A startling admission from someone I thought was pretty wholesome. We got married, then she married Rober
Thoughts are swirling around in my head. Visions of visions are clouding my sight. Remembering all the things that were said. Slowly sinking into a pool of fright. Stay with me now I know I wasn’t wise. Does it hurt to stand close and watch me die? Is there pain to watch my fall to demise? If so why do you stand there with dry eyes? Dying wish of uncertain sanity. Deep in your eyes holds a fiery gaze. These cruel stares burn through my vanity. With the intense heat of a fires blaze. Trembling and shaking you’re all I had left, Perhaps that’s why my existence was theft. -Jessica Michelle
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The Feedback Loop
You're somewhere quiet. There's people. Its a solemn occasion - say, a wedding. No - it's a minutes silence for someone who's died. The minute is ticking away. . . tick tock tick tock. . . and suddenly this thought pops into your head - The worst thing you can do in a minute silence is laugh. And you almost do, as an automatic reaction. But then, you think how awful it would have been if you had laughed, and you almost laugh again, only its a bigger laugh. But, then you think how funny it would have been if you'd laughed that bigger laugh, but this time the laugh is an enormous laugh. Let this one out and you get whiplash! So you're standing there, in this quiet room, shoulders going like you're drilling the road, and what do you think of the situation? Dear Christ! You think its funny!
I Am A Gamer
I am a gamer. I am known to spend the weekends tucked safely away in a friend's home. From here I sling a variety of dice from my right hand. I consult charts, rules, errata, and various sourcebooks. I have blown entire yearly budgets of third world countries to take me to another place. A place of the mind. Translocation by creativity, if you will. I am a gamer, and this is my preferred mode of transportation. Though my ass remains firmly located in the chair, I go somewhere that most people will not dare ever venture. I enter the world of possibility. Where good and evil fight eternal wars against each other. Sometimes the cast is familiar, sometimes the pawns of the divine change, sometimes good wins, sometimes it loses, but it never stops until all wars are won. I am a gamer, and for once I can be the hero. Some might express pity towards me and mine. Calling us geeks. I embraced this long ago. For within each of us is a geek. You remember that part of yourself from elementar
The Brick
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, "What was that all about and who are you? Just what the heck are you doing? That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money. Why did you do it?" The young boy was apologetic. "Please, mister...please, I'm sorry but I didn't know what else to do," He pleaded. "I threw the brick because no one else would stop..." With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
Time Lapse Art Show With Original Music
Why Use Pyrexions
There Are So Any Reason...
Brandon I have a boyfriend. But I have a friend... a guy friend and we have been friends since forever! Well my friend moved away in 8th grade and then he came bakk this year...when he moved we were really close and so we kept in touch and everything and then all these feelings like doubled when he came bakk..and then we stopped talkin cuz he got a girlfriend and they broke up and we started talkin again...well those feelings are starting to come again..and i dont know wut to do.. i mean i love my boyfriend but is it possible to love two people at once?? i need some advice...anyone have any? thanx... Kelly
An American Me
Molestation, ridicule, humiliation rape, abuse, self mutilation poverty, single parent discrimination marijuana, food stamps, masturbation an empty plate for my depersonification the first steps in your Americanization. Holding a pinky out to toddle tea squatting above to take a clean pee bending and propping elbows and knees showing my vagina letting you see grabbing a pillow to muffle let you be this is what your America has taught me. Education, medication, terrorism spice and sugar for my pessimism crushing and molding any skeptimism whips, chains, a gag your masochism a mechanism for my fetishism a lonely spectator of the American prism. Child abuse, foster care, lacking a parent what name will you use for the suicide ferret when will change come to your confused current, pollution, unfair distribution, the water turrent my transformation awaits your confused ferment anticipation lingers below the Americana permit. Sorry for falsifying the above Ame
Poetry, Essays, Etc
Monday, December 11, 2006 Thoughts on True Love (from a letter to a friend) Category: Romance and Relationships Sorry to hear you are sick and feeling down.. I do apologize for not writing more often. I try to stay in touch with my friends with whom I correspond as much as time will allow. (..but enough of my lame excuses..) From what I know of you, which I confess is little, it seems that you are thoughtful, spiritual and well above average intelligence. Alas, I fear you shall find these attributes to be a double-edged sword. People such as your self generally analyze things more than others. You search for meaning where there SEEMS to be none. You see more, you hear more and you FEEL MORE than others. Such a person is something of a dichotomy. Such a person is STRONGER than most, but more susceptible to being hurt. Because you CARE more about people, it is easier for people to hurt you. Yours.. is a difficult age. At your age, one is trying to define ones.. se
Music/lyrics 7
Under Huntress Moon With the snow fallen thick And bonfires alit And shooting stars portents of rips I ascended to spur A mere glimpse of murmur From her precious celestial lips Be it sun to your moon “Be it moon to your sun” Together we promised to come With a turn of the screw And a slip of the tongue We eclipsed one another undone Through the mist, through the woods With the night-wraiths I’ve stood Atop murderous peaks calling you On storm-lashed beachheads Where the fisherman dread The things your bewitchments accrue Those deep creatures bring Her cut diamond rings A girl with a pearl necklace her Advancing in fevers Tsunamis and myrrh Will she wreak bloody vengeance or purr? She lights the skies Dressed in silver scales plucked from the ocean To spite her thighs That Lucifer snuck inside And with his pride Enclaves were upgraded to Goshen So paradise Could shine from out her skirts “I adorn myself at dusk With ornaments to close the n
Im just about to go to work. Ive been on this site for awhile now and only have 3 friends :( Usually everytime I come to this site it goes to not responding. I dont know why but I guess my pc doesnt like Anyway just wanted to write a little something bout this site not wanting to work while it was
Tongue Tied And Twisted And Earthbound Misfit, I
My Fave Pink Floyd Song Into the distance, a ribbon of black Stretched to the point of no turning back A flight of fancy on a windswept field Standing alone my senses reeled A fatal attraction holding me fast, how Can I escape this irresistible grasp? Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, i Ice is forming on the tips of my wings Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything No navigator to guide my way home Unladened, empty and turned to stone A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, i Friction lock - set. Mixture - rich Propellers - fully forward Flaps - set - 10 degrees Engine gauges and suction - check Mixture set to maximum percent - recheck Flight instruments... Altimeters - check both (garbled word) - on Navigation lights - on Strobes - on (to tow
Cuz I F'in Can
Lunch Time
ok so i still havent racked up enough points to create a mumm sounds depressin buti have a really good one and i wanna do it but i cannot so n e one who wants to hear will give me points here people......come on sho some luv here**** pweaasee!!! n e who i am at lunch eatin at my desk..i bet ur wondering what huh i usually dont get fast food or anything but today i feel like it so I did....i get to sit at a computer all day long and well i suppose its ok but still my eyes hurt sometimes. cant i just get a break and i have been going thro some things in my lfe right now and i could use a little cheering up n e one up for hearing it lemme know i would appreciate a real listener notta faker haha fakerz....n e ways................ok welp!!! i guess i b goin now PEACE OUT.......sike who uses that.......bui bui
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Best Bikini Party In The World
Innocent Exchange Of An Erotic Confession
Innocent Exchange Of An Erotic Confession by Samuel Blaizes I'll gently touch your hand, and you'll give me a look that could enslave the wildest dream. I'll raise your lips to be kissed in vain, and enchant your mouth with the caress of an eager tongue. And if you're angered, I no farther meant than to please you, release you, and receive your innocence. On your electric breasts I'll lay my hands and create light impressions to match and twin the marks of submission which earlier you left on my back. And your breasts, with a kind warm glow, they swell and talk with hardened tips. They stir, and desire to dance under my lips. accompanied by the rhythms of heartbeats and the melancholy moans played by instruments of enticement. And if you distrust me, I no farther meant than to please you, release you, and receive your innocence. I'll keep my eyes on yours, on your soft skin my hands will stay. Look at a face kissed by an
By The Woman He Loves
By The Woman He Loves Is a man measured by the woman he loves, if that is true you would raise me far above all others my love… For none compare to how truly beautiful you are to me, and in my heart you will ever be, My life began when I first saw thee, and I want my life to end with your face the last thing I see… What a way to go to paradise for me, than to see the one who made life heaven for me. Then I would wait in paradise for you, to spend eternity loving you…
Closer To You
Every fight we have every moment brings me closer to you the blissful fighting the aching memories strengthens this love i feel for you feelings i've never felt memories i've never all bring me closer to you
My Home Away From Home
Tilted Forum Project@ CherryTAP
LIBRA The amazing lover. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
Leave Me One!!
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1 Year Today
The Stamp... Please Read!!!!
> Please read the following story and follow the instructions at the end! Thank You. > > Like most elementary schools, it was typical to have a parade of students in and out of the health clinic throughout the day. We dispensed ice for bumps and bruises, Band-Aids for cuts, and liberal doses of sympathy and hugs. As principal, my office was right next door to the clinic, so I often dropped in to lend a hand and help out with the hugs. I knew that for some kids, mine might be the only one they got all day. > One morning I was putting a Band-Aid on a little girl's scraped knee. Her blonde hair was matted, and I noticed that she was shivering in her thin little sleeveless blouse. I found her a warm sweatshirt and helped her pull it on. "Thanks for taking care of me," she whispered as she climbed into my lap and snuggled up against me. > It wasn't long after that when I ran across an unfamiliar lump under my arm. Cancer, an aggressively spreading kind, had
The Big Wheel
The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would l
Whatta Weekend
well i would have to say this was a very good weekend. no fights no nit picks and well someone found out that someone was talkin to a certain someone and well is ready to confront them but doesnt wanna cause they are afraid they will say something they regret and thats not good ...i had a awesome weekend got to see my newphew hes gettin so big i cannot wait til he starts walking and such.... hes so cute unbelieveably cute..anyways no complaints here i think things are finally looking in the other direction well they have been for the past week so maybe things will be better soon i just wish i was able to get my new car but this week i will be able to like friday i will but then maybe not completely til monday or somethng who knows gotta go got to do some work around the place...
Emotional Roulette
For everything I will never be... I buried you today... Rest In Peace... You will be remembered... Can I ever be what you want me to be?... I try so hard to be the daughter, wife, mother you want to see... Shouldn't it be about what makes me happy?... I live this life for everyone but myself.... I am criticized by those I love.... I feel I have failed the MAN up above... I cannot take this anymore.... I am a bitch but not a slut or a whore.... Nobody sees how much I want to be free... I look for options but closed doors is all I see... So I make the best of what I am... I truly love and care about you all... But why is it you take pleasure in when I fall... I may have a different take on life.... But at least I dont cut myself with a knife... My emotional pain out weighs the physical completely... I feel loved but its at most bitter sweetly... So I dont know what Im trying to say... Today is almost over and tomorrow is just another day... Another day for me to fail... Im stuck in my
murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room. The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!" "Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the
No Boundries
Hands across the chest eyes sealed shut No more feelings to feel no tears to shed Heart completely broken no longer beating Blood flows no longer through the veins One last kiss upon the sweetest of lips Those lips so full of color hair perfectly groomed Body so still, so lifeless skin so cold and waxy Reveling in the memories of a wonderful life To admit the love I feel knows no boundaries Wanting to turn back time to have one last chance To make everything right time to say"I Love You"
Secret Hurt
Closing the door locking away the fears Sinking to the floor crying all my tears Body is shuddering My heart is aching No words i am uddering I have fallen apart Lost in deep emotion part of me dies Drowning in an ocean filled with lies Knife cuts deep what we sow We must reap my heart now slow This could have been prevented just a little change of heart But you did more than vented now my body and soul must part
I Pray
I pray everyday, for us to start our life. I pray that you will stay, and call me your wife. I pray for your tender kiss, placed upon my cheek. I pray I never miss, any loving you seek. I pray I will win it, all your heart. I pray I never miss a minute, even when we are apart. I pray I will always love you, for now and forever. I pray you will always love me to, and we will always be together
Not My Heart
Do not go searching my soul. There are things no one needs to know To believe in me Is a waste of time, you see I am full of pain and mental aches All I have is simply heartbreak To see what it is you see in me Is something I can never believe To show my true self. I would have to take my heart from the shelf. Dust it off and let it go Take the chance no one will say no Why can't I just curl up into a ball And around me build a wall. I don't think I will ever see What it is you see in me!
Never Wake
Oh, how we suffer, at the hands of a lover. So many suffer, in ways other. So dark and, so blue. How they wish, it wasn't true. Scars, a bruise, and black eyes. Afraid to release, even a little sigh. Only remembering, a word or slap, Just like the sound, of a thunder clap. Beating heavy, in their head. All they wish, is to go to bed. A slip of the tongue, twist of the hand. Doesn't that, just beat the band. Sitting there at, the window sill. They just want, another pill. One more pill, is all it takes. For them to... never wake!
2 Hearts As 1
To see the sun setting in your eyes, feel the wind in your breath. To feel the fire in your touch, the warmth of your heart. As we make love, emotions implode, our bodies explode. We reunite as one, forever bound, by Love's eternal flame. The flickering flame, dances upon our skin. The sweat from our love, makes our skin glisten. A midst our love making, we stop to listen. Listen to the sound of 2 heartbeats, that now beat as 1!!
My Sign
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin
Truth Love Peace Respect Freedom
-truth-we all know what it is.-love-we all need it-peace-we all want it-respect-we should have it-freedom-we must fight for it. lol xxx sinner x
What She Wants In A Guy.....
I want a guy--- who can wrestle with me and let me win. who i can talk to about anything who laughs at my jokes. A guy who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. who lets me use his sweatshirt for a pillow. who buys me 25 cent rings, and has sticky hands. who says i love you & means it. who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, and in the snow. who calls unexpectedly. who will have many inside jokes with and me remember each one. a boy who notices girls haircuts. who realizes that girls say things but don't always mean them. who shows up at my games, slipping in the door. who i can go swimming with on hot days. who can tell me his problems and let me help. who will listen to me talk-- about the new nail polish i got. who will bring me seashells from the beach. who will let me beat him up when i get angry. who writes love letters to me, but doesn't send them. who draws pictures and slips them gently into my locker slot. who saves his genuine, big smiles for me. a boy with d
The Divinyls
Wiggle It!
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Puttin On The Ritz Kickass Song!
If You Wanna Ride
If you wanna ride Don´t ride the white horse If you wanna ride Don´t ride the white horse White horse Don´t ride the white horse White horse Don´t ride the white horse. If you wanna be rich You got to be a bitch You got to be a bitch said rich, rich you bitch If you wanna ride Ride the white pony Ride, ride the white pony White pony, white pony (more) (less)
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Parents Watch For This
Adult Puns
ADULT PUNS Did you hear about the new combination of Viagra and Doan's pills? It's so the back won't peter out and the peter won't back out. I was out hiking and thought I spied a pile of frog shit, but it turned out to be a toadstool. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? They spread for the bread. There was a Latina gal who had a reputation in Tampa as an expert at oral sex and was referred to by her nickname, "The Gulp of Mexico!" How do New Zealanders practice safe sex? They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Get more at
Broken Alliance-prolouge
**Will be an ongoing story...warning...really, really long** Broken Alliance Prolouge England 1810 It was hot. That fact did not escape Emily as she sat outside watching her younger sister play with the dogs. The breezes felt equally sweltering when they decided to come and the shade from the oak she sat under provided no reprieve. As uncomfortable as it was, she could not help but indulge her baby sister in some much needed playtime with her favorite animals. As Amelia ran the energy from herself and the hounds that had become her primary playmates, Emily leaned back against the rough bark of the tree and closed her eyes. It had only been a few months now but, she was finally married to the man she had loved since she was a young girl. William was a wonderful man. The son of the villages blacksmith and she the daughter of one
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This World
this world this world no longer makes any sense to me. I have people who are trying to ruin my fun. people who are confused about what to do with their own lives, people who have no idea what they are going to do about their personal lives, and the like. I am normally a peaceful person, but this shit must end. I'm tired of people trying to bring me down because they feel down. I'm sick and tired of people bringing to me problems they have with the way I do things after the fact. I'm tired of people thinking I should have to do things their way in order to make them happy, when I am simply going to do things the most convienient way for me. I am damn sure tired of people trying to throw names to make me jealous, when all you are going to get is a brush off for. If you think bringin up names of people I don't like taking you to places that I frequent is going to bother me, maybe you should do like you tell other people and grow up. I'm sick of this dumb shit. I try not to let i
Ella Es Loco.
I have a baby on my lap. Her smells good. I'm eating left over pizza too. I went to the doctor. He says I have an ear infection AND sinus infection and the fluids in my head were making me dizzy and nauseated and the heat from the shower fueled my almost pass outage. Hehe. I feel better. I got a shot in the booty. :]]]]]]
Absolutely Free To Be Funny
Love And Hate Are One
Zen & The Art Of Escaping The Circle Of Live And Death
Jealousy - Society's Device To Divide And Rule
God Is Not A Solution - But A Problem
Sex & Death - Two Great Taboos
Your Morality Is Not Real
Black College Reunion 2007
BLACK COLLEGE REUNION 2007 Place: Daytona Beach, Florida Date: March 30 - April 1, 2007 Comments: It's been called the KING of black beach week events for spring breakers. 50,000 - 75,000 participants will all converge in Daytona for some off the wall beach parties, concerts and street festivals. 2007 will explode as dozens of planned and unplanned.
The Texas Relays
THE TEXAS RELAYS Place: Austin, TX Date: April 4-7, 2007 Comments: Super party Weekend showcased under an exciting world class track and field event. Thousands pack the streets, clubs of Austin, Tx for what has become the premier sporting event of the spring and summer of the south.
The Penn State Relays
THE PENN STATE RELAYS Place: Philadelphia, PA Date: April 26-28, 2007 Comments: The 2nd Super party Weekend showcased under another exciting world class track and field event on the east coast. Thousands more pack the streets, clubs of Philly for what has become the premier sporting event of the spring and summer for the east coast.
The 2007 Black Enterprise Entreprenuers Conference
The 2007 BLACK ENTERPRISE ENTREPRENUERS CONFERENCE Place: Orlando, Florida Date: May 9-12, 2007 Comments:Whether you are an exhibitor or a participant, the conference offers unique networking and business opportunities. Decision makers, major corporations, and industry suppliers interact throughout the conference and at The c Expo.
The St. Lucia Island Jazz Festival
THE ST. LUCIA ISLAND JAZZ FESTIVAL Place: St. Lucia Island Date: May 5 - May 13, 2007 Comments: Nothing can quite prepare you for the sounds of pure jazz along the beautiful beaches of St. Lucia. If you are looking to get away, then this is the perfect getaway spot. This immensely popular festival has brought internationally renowned jazz artists to Saint Lucia each May since 1992.
5th Annual British Virgin Islands Musicfest
5TH ANNUAL BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS MUSICFEST Place: Cane Garden Bay Beach, Tortola, BVI Date: May 25-27, 2007 Comments:The 6th Annual B.V.I. Music Festival hosted on the Beautiful Cane Garden Bay Beach, Tortola, British Virgin Islands. Enjoy the sound and culture of the Caribbean. The event features various genres of music such as Reggae, Calypso, Funji, R & B, Rock & Roll, Dance Hall, and Jazz from International, Regional and Local Artist.
Black Bike Week (a.k.a The Atlantic Bike Festival)
BLACK BIKE WEEK (A.K.A THE ATLANTIC BIKE FESTIVAL) Place: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Date: May 25-28, 2007 Comments: The Largest Black Bike Festival in the world. Over 300,000 participate in what has become a super bike event for people of color. Black Bike Week is not only the largest black bike festival in the world but its also the largest black beach week event period. Every Memorial Day Weekend ( May 24-May 29, 2007) over 350,000 bikers travel to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for fun, food, festivities and more. If you love bikes and the people who ride them, you cannot miss this event. The actual event occurs around the Myrtle Beach area.There are tons of parties and events that occur throughout the 5 day weekend. The hotels are jam packed full of revelers. The beaches are swamped, the streets are packed and you can smell the BBQ grilling as many people spend their entire year waiting for this event
FRASERNET Place: Atlanta Dates: June 27-July 1, 2007 Comments: The #1 Network for Black Professionals Worldwide.FraserNet is all about connecting and promoting African Americans and providing them access to needed resources. While we respect and admire all people and their accomplishments, FraserNet honors and supports the unique ways in which African Americans interact, communicate and relate
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Incessant Misery
Incessant Misery Incessant misery Pelting me Like torrential sheets of rain Washing me away Engulfed in misery Drowning in its river Swept downstream Into the all-consuming whirlpool of hell Desolation and despair Why bother with this Or anything else? I'm so tired and weary Sick of failing Sick of feeling like a failure I feel what I am I resonate with eternal unhappiness Dissatisfied with all All dissatisfied with me No one is pleased with my progress Or the lack thereof Least of all me. Nothing positive ever happens Just one failure after another Waiting for the next With bated, depressed breath Watching the inevitable unfold Here it comes again Another shitty day. by Lobo Aru
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You Are An ISFJ The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. What's Your Personality Type?
~drifting Off Into Daydreams~
~Drifting Off Into Daydreams~ Looking back over the years The time has swiftly passed me by Remembering the good and bad old days I sometimes wonder why? ~*~ Some memories were filled with sunshine Some days I felt so blue I should have counted my blessings Because my darling I had you ~*~ No longer do you walk beside me For you have allready gone back home The memories are here right in my heart Dearest love,my beautiful angel in heaven My heart is with you, you'll never be alone.
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Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty b
Grade Me...choose A Letter
GRADE ME----choose a letter F~ You're ugly and you suck at life. Literally. D~ You're an ass. Go jump off a cliff. C- You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C~ You're okay looking, I guess, but definetly not the best. C+ ~You're, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes? B- ~ Hey you're kind of cool. You're kind of cute too. B ~ You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive and cool too. A- ~ You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. Go you. A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Let's get it on. A+ ~ GORGEOUS... FUCK ME NOW!!
Men Are Like...
Men are like . Laxatives...They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like...Blenders...You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say. Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very
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Week 42
-In Nanda Parbat, Montoya tries to get all reflective by sitting in a cold, black cave of ice. Not to burst your bubble, Renee, but there is such a thing as a yoga studio. -In Salem, Mass., Ralph and the helmet of Fate use the artifacts they’ve gathered to cast a binding spell around the Tower of Fate, making it impossible for anything inside to escape. The helmet asks Ralph to perform a ritual act that will revive Sue from the dead, and Ralph places the helmet on his own head, before putting a gun to his head and pulling the trigger! -But wait! Ralph’s cool, and the helmet fell to the floor only to release a hidden Felix Faust and then turn back into Ralph’s wedding ring, missing since the incident with the straw Sue. Turns out Ralph was onto Faust the whole time, and those Helmet of Fate one-shots make a lot more sense! After revealing how he’s suspected Faust all along, Ralph also reveals that he hasn’t been boozing it up, but drinking stretch-inducing Gingold! -But that’s
Week 44
- Black Adam realizes that the powers of Osiris have been returned to him, and he and Isis come upon the mostly eaten corpse of Osiris! Isis pleads with Black Adam to bring Osiris back, but there is nothing Black Adam can do. - Sobek crawls out of the shadows, looking less like a fluffy fun sidekick and more like an evil talking crocodile, and admits to not only eating Osiris, but also getting some of him stuck in his teeth. He also reveals that he isn’t the only villain in this piece: He’s part of the Monster Society (or, as he likes to call it: “The Four Ages of the Dread of Apokolips in its Anguished, Bloody Morning” or TFAOTDOAIIABM for short), and they have been the cause of everything going to hell in a hand basket in Kahndaq. - TFAOTDOAIIABM show up and begin to do battle with what is left of the Black Marvel family, and Black Adam almost immediately rips Sobek’s jaw apart. Isis is infected with multiple diseases during the battle, and begins to wither away as Black Adam f
I Have A Boyfriend That Got Me Pregnant
I have a boyfriend that got me pregonant. I am right now 1 month and 2 days. He still cares about me and the baby. My Father hates his guts so bad. What should I do?
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What Is True Love?
what is true love? true love is somthing that is really hard to come by. it is somthing that no matter the distance between each other, you will always be there for each other no matter what. it is somthing that can never be distoryed no matter how much others want it to be. nothing can keep you apart if your love is true. love can be like a flower it can live for a while but it will have to die at some point, but true love is like a fake flower it will never die as long as you dont want it to. not many people find true love but the ones that do live long and happy lives the others live their lives as happy as they can with being hurt by falling in and out of love. true love will never die entil the person you love so much dies but even then it will still live on in your heart. true love is somthing every sone should get the chance to have. do you think that tthat is ture love?
To the men and women over seas fighting a war that is none of our business I salute you. You are the only reason we as the American people have the freedoms and rights we take for granted, you are the reason that America is the country it is today, you are the men and women who place country above yourselves and for that I can only say thank you from the bottom of my heart. Though this war is still in its infant stage, I can only hope it will never turn out as badly for our soldiers as it has in the past. I wish and hope for a safe a speedy return of our soldiers free from physical harm. D.S.M
God Bless Our Soldiers
To the men and women over seas fighting a war that is none of our business I salute you. You are the only reason we as the American people have the freedoms and rights we take for granted, you are the reason that America is the country it is today, you are the men and women who place country above yourselves and for that I can only say thank you from the bottom of my heart. Though this war is still in its infant stage, I can only hope it will never turn out as badly for our soldiers as it has in the past. I wish and hope for a safe a speedy return of our soldiers free from physical harm. D.S.M
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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by astrologic predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, send to twelve people as well as the person who sent it to you or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real deal, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning a and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Sex Addict EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. L
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just you Current mood: dorky Just You 1. Whats your favourite sandwich filling? 2. Do you have any style icons? 3. Whats your skin colour? 4. What colours do you like to wear? 5. What do you like most about yourself? 6. What colour eyeshadow do you wear? 7. What colour are your eyebrows? 8. Do you keep your armpit hair? 9. If someone hot asked to see you naked for $200 dollars, would you show them your assets? 10. Whats your cup size (If female)? 11. How long is your hair? 12. Which family member do you look like most? 13. How long do you spend in the bathroom? 14. Do you walk around your house naked? 15. Do you dance around your bedroom in your underwear? 16. What part of guys do you like the least? noses. 17. What part of guys do you like the most? 18. What annoys you about guys? 20. Describe your figure: 21. Describe your ideal man: 22. Do you like men with beards and goatees? 23. Do you like guys who are
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Torn apart Slung into many pieces Trying tp pick up and move on Deep inside is the pain i harbor Deep inside is the love i had Deep inside is my scaredness My secrets are my own My torture to myself on a daily basis My torment over not having you here with me my thoughts trace back to the day i saw you My thoughts trace back to the last time i was in your arms The last time i kissed you You felt so cold A dark dreary cloud hangs Rains on me all the time A cold face hides beneath my skin A cold heart hides beneath my smile I cry inside I die a little more everyday Im dead already
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Mommy Says
*Fiction Age Play!* I guess mommy is really angry with me this time. Maybe I shouldn't have back talked her the way I did. Man, was she mad! And so, here I lie, forced to think about my actions. My hands are handcuffed to the headboard and my feet are secure in the wrought iron spreader bar mommy just bought last week. Of course, I'm unable to move my legs because, in addition to the spreader bar, my legs are securely fastened to the bed by nylon straps. I'm unable to speak because my mouth is full of a rather large penis gag...4 inches long to be exact. I'm unable to sleep because mommy has attached electric diodes to my penis and nipples. The diodes are attached to a machine that deliverers not a painful, but still rather uncomfortable shock every couple of minutes. Since I'm unable to sleep, mommy has provided me with a six hour DVD of hardcore porn playing on the TV directly in my line of site. Not that my penis can get hard from watching it. It's encase
Lonely Wall
Lonely Wall I see the stars each night - I know I will be great; I feel people's Pain and Passion. But why can't I help me? I'm around people - My mind is blurred as the surface of the ocean; I talk, but I'm gone With the winds with no direction. But why can't I help me? There isn't love or trust I can willingly give back - I've been offered gold and diamonds; But I seem very unhappy. Why can't I help me? Life could be crude - Life could be adventurous; Life could mean "live", But why can't I help myself? I am shelter when others feel pain - I am comforting when approached; I am loved by the world. Why can't I love myself? Why can't I feel other people's joy? Some might call me selfish - Some might call me stupid; But if only they could feel my pain, But if only they understood. I never wished to be sad - No one would. But that is what I'm going through - I know things would get better; I would feel like a baby again, I would watch the sunrise Wi
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Taste Of Salt Lingering On Tongues
candles’ flickering light glows softly upon skin that tingles with the touch of feathered fingertips, tracing circles that cause sighs of passion to ignite. lips know how to moisten the edges of the circles, the brush of breath being poetry whispered on the canvas, giving titillation to the flame. a gentle bite now and then changes the pace of heart rhythms, raising the temperature. the juices of ripened love begin to flow and the stream beckons for the two to join as one. bodies rise and fall like ocean waves seeking that same sweet shore of ecstasy to crash upon simultaneously. once the dream has reached fruition, mingled auras of souls electrify each other in a way that neither can truly describe. the last steps of their dance arrived as they lay, replete, savouring the taste of salt lingering on tongues that traded pleasures, looking forward to those first notes of their next song.
Sex Without Love
How do they do it, the ones who make love without love? Beautiful as dancers, gliding over each other like ice-skaters over the ice, fingers hooked inside each other's bodies, faces red as steak, wine, wet as the children at birth whose mothers are going to give them away. How do they come to the come to the come to the God come to the still waters, and not love the one who came there with them, light rising slowly as steam off their joined skin? These are the true religious, the purists, the pros, the ones who will not accept a false Messiah, love the priest instead of the God. They do not mistake the lover for their own pleasure, they are like great runners: they know they are alone with the road surface, the cold, the wind, the fit of their shoes, their over-all cardio- vascular health--just factors, like the partner in the bed, and not the truth, which is the single body alone in the universe against its own best time.
Come And Collapse
When in passion's warmest, wettest places, each more stimulating and arousing than the previous one, as our faces flush and I glide in and out while rousing, stirring, the depths of your soul, exploring, you looking down into these eyes so filled with adoration and lustful longing, me gazing up at your face, my heart stilled, Oh, such sweet ecstasy! Oh, such sweet bliss. The moist pinkness of your luscious lips formed as if wanting, just as I, that kiss, that kiss which tastes wondrous as quenching sips of champagne. Both gasping, moaning, sighing. Your rotating gyrations while grinding that most sensitive "spot," as I'm lying, staring in amazed wonder, our binding complete, waiting for that ultimate end, I reach up to caress and fondle breasts so magnificent and supple, they send electric shocks through me. Passion which tests boundaries of exquisite joy and love. Then, Oh, then... as splendid spasms, sublime, explode, filling you with heat.
Would You Fuck Me?
Would you fuck me? 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u lick me? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5.Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull ur hair while I fucked u? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would u fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 16. Are u gonna re-post this to see if and how i want to fuck u?
Some Information About Iraq..
Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to topple a ruthless dictator who used nerve gas on his own people. Our soldiers completed that mission, Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to help set up a constitutionally directed government. Our solders completed that mission. Our soldiers deployed to Iraq to support the people of Iraq, democratically elect its own government, Our soldiers completed that mission. Our soldier were not deployed to force the Iraqi people to get along. Our soldiers have completed their initial mission and so much more, but our soldiers are the highest trained most professional military in the world and they know that if they turn their back and walk out of Iraq now, it will become a killing field that will make Darfur look like a sunny afternoon in central park. My friends, no matter what you may feel about the President's policy in dealing with Iraq, please remember, the soldiers are only following orders as required by their oath of enlistment which
You Are 100% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?
Asshole Managers
I'm so sick and tired of working for asshole managers that think that just because they are in a higher position than you are that they can treat you like less of a person! I work my ass off but the bitch always has something to say that's negative. I wish for one day I can just kick the shit out of her without getting fired! I hate that fucking big headed bitch and can't wait till my assignment is over to move onto another office!!! If your tired of the same shit hit me up and tell your story!
Which One
we cry ourselves to sleep somehow thats normalcy hearing your voice hearing your tears hearing your love it cut deep i never wanted to see you hurt i never wanted to see the tears in your eyes i want to reach out and wipe them dry i want to take you into my arms and say that everything will be alright something in my head echoes NO i pull away something echoes in my heart YES i cry my head tells me no my heart tells me yes which one do i go with which one
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You've Been Fucked!
I FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... Body: FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands
Chapter 2 { Robin Hood
Now it was told before how two hundred pounds were set upon Robin Hood's head, and how the Sheriff of Nottingham swore that he himself would seize Robin, both because he would fain have the two hundred pounds and because the slain man was a kinsman of his own. Now the Sheriff did not yet know what a force Robin had about him in Sherwood, but thought that he might serve a warrant for his arrest as he could upon any other man that had broken the laws; therefore he offered fourscore golden angels to anyone who would serve this warrant. But men of Nottingham Town knew more of Robin Hood and his doings than the Sheriff did, and many laughed to think of serving a warrant upon the bold outlaw, knowing well that all they would get for such service would be cracked crowns; so that no one came forward to take the matter in hand. Thus a fortnight passed, in which time none came forward to do the Sheriff's business. Then said he, "A right good reward have I offered to whosoever would serve my warr
Chapter 3 { Robin Hood
Then the Sheriff was very wroth because of this failure to take jolly Robin, for it came to his ears, as ill news always does, that the people laughed at him and made a jest of his thinking to serve a warrant upon such a one as the bold outlaw. And a man hates nothing so much as being made a jest of; so he said: "Our gracious lord and sovereign King himself shall know of this, and how his laws are perverted and despised by this band of rebel outlaws. As for yon traitor Tinker, him will I hang, if I catch him, upon the very highest gallows tree in all Nottinghamshire." Then he bade all his servants and retainers to make ready to go to London Town, to see and speak with the King. At this there was bustling at the Sheriff's castle, and men ran hither and thither upon this business and upon that, while the forge fires of Nottingham glowed red far into the night like twinkling stars, for all the smiths of the town were busy making or mending armor for the Sheriff's troop of escort. Fo
Chapter 6 { Robin Hood
Spring had gone since the Sheriff's feast in Sherwood, and summer also, and the mellow month of October had come. All the air was cool and fresh; the harvests were gathered home, the young birds were full fledged, the hops were plucked, and apples were ripe. But though time had so smoothed things over that men no longer talked of the horned beasts that the Sheriff wished to buy, he was still sore about the matter and could not bear to hear Robin Hood's name spoken in his presence. With October had come the time for holding the great Fair which was celebrated every five years at Nottingham Town, to which folk came from far and near throughout the country. At such times archery was always the main sport of the day, for the Nottinghamshire yeomen were the best hand at the longbow in all merry England, but this year the Sheriff hesitated a long time before he issued proclamation of the Fair, fearing lest Robin Hood and his band might come to it. At first he had a great part of a mind no
Chapter 13 { Dracular
CHAPTER 13 DR. SEWARD'S DIARY--cont. The funeral was arranged for the next succeeding day, so that Lucy and her mother might be buried together. I attended to all the ghastly formalities, and the urbane undertaker proved that his staff was afflicted, or blessed, with something of his own obsequious suavity. Even the woman who performed the last offices for the dead remarked to me, in a confidential, brother-professional way, when she had come out from the death chamber, "She makes a very beautiful corpse, sir. It's quite a privilege to attend on her. It's not too much to say that she will do credit to our establishment!" I noticed that Van Helsing never kept far away. This was possible from the disordered state of things in the household. There were no relatives at hand, and as Arthur had to be back the next day to attend at his father's funeral, we were unable to notify any one who should have been bidden. Under the circumstances, Van Helsing and I took it upon ourselves t
Circumcision Reversal
One thing to consider:  Circumcision is basically the only form of genital mutilation practiced worldwide and is religiously motivated.  Consider this video from YouTube: One thing I am currently doing is restoring my own foreskin.  It'll take a while and sometimes causes sores (if I'm not careful), but within two years or so, I should have it done.  tag: circumcision, genital mutilation, religion, health -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
One Stone
THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "
Friday Links: Great New Videos, Many New Boobs On Ratemywow, Bob Kelly On The Virus Tomorrow
It's FriDEE... and the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram is off today (personal bidness -- no one is in trouble. Relax). It doesn't mean that we're slacking off though. The O&A staff is hard at work making more editions of The Musical Adventure Hour, which will air weekends on XM 202, and it looks like the webcams are still fired up and the boobs are still flopping around on Paltalk, so log on an oogle some boobs if you're bored. Our buddy Bob Kelly will be LIVE on XM 202 tomorrow, Saturday March 24th from 9pm-midnight EST for another edition of The Bob Kelly (and sometimes Colin Quinn) Show. Our own FoundryMusicDanny will be at the helm. The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas on April 14th. Tickets are going FAST! GET TICKET LINKS AND LINEUP INFORMATION HERE NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks to our West coast connection, director Brandon Iron as well as our buddy Yoshi, we have a number of new photos on RateMyWOW from
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I'm working on a spreadsheet, having a difficult time getting a complex formula to work out. You walk in from your office next to mine and ask me how the spreadsheet is coming along. "I'm getting there," I say with slight agitation in my voice. You come up behind me and put your hands on my shoulders, gently squeezing. You lean in to see if you can help. I can smell the sweetness of your breath, your hair, and your cologne. I close my eyes and slowly take a deep breath, enjoying your scent. Your cheek brushes my ear. My nipples harden as I wonder whether the closeness was deliberate. You reach out to guide the mouse, putting your hand on mine. Your hands are warm, well groomed, but callused, showing years of hard work. Your lips brush my ear. My eyes pop open and I breathe in sharply, still wondering whether this was deliberate. I suddenly feel embarrassed at my own reaction. "Relax Sugar, I won't bite," you whisper in my ear. You kiss me softly on the earlobe as your hands mo
Chapter 21 {frankenstein
Chapter 21 I was soon introduced into the presence of the magistrate, an old benevolent man with calm and mild manners. He looked upon me, however, with some degree of severity, and then, turning towards my conductors, he asked who appeared as witnesses on this occasion. About half a dozen men came forward; and, one being selected by the magistrate, he deposed that he had been out fishing the night before with his son and brother-in-law, Daniel Nugent, when, about ten o'clock, they observed a strong northerly blast rising, and they accordingly put in for port. It was a very dark night, as the moon had not yet risen; they did not land at the harbour, but, as they had been accustomed, at a creek about two miles below. He walked on first, carrying a part of the fishing tackle, and his companions followed him at some distance. As he was proceeding along the sands, he struck his foot against something and fell at his length on the ground. His companions came up to assist him, an
Monday Links: Youtube Guys, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Monday everybuddy! It's freakin' cold here in the Big Apple, and while we're patiently waiting on Spring to show up, the guys from YouTube will be showing up to hang with the show. Turn on your Paltalk if you want to see all the in-studio action...Rather than ending up like the poor guy in the UK who killed himself on cam, feel free to enjoy the lovely young ladies SHOWERING and GETTING DRESSED on cam! Just install the Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Live' (and no, you don't need a webcam to check out the video feeds). NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: It was a wonderful bosom-filled weekend on Not only did we get a lovely lesbian WOW photo from Minneapolis, but our buddy Brandon Iron gave us a lovely shot of Angelica Lane from Load My Mouth and her nice boobs: RateMyWOW: Minneapolis Lesbos RateMyWOW: Angelica Lane The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus is coming to The Joint at the Hard Rock
Chapter 11 { Robin Hood
It has just been told how three unlucky adventures fell upon Robin Hood and Little John all in one day bringing them sore ribs and aching bones. So next we will tell how they made up for those ill happenings by a good action that came about not without some small pain to Robin. Two days had passed by, and somewhat of the soreness had passed away from Robin Hood's joints, yet still, when he moved of a sudden and without thinking, pain here and there would, as it were, jog him, crying, "Thou hast had a drubbing, good fellow." The day was bright and jocund, and the morning dew still lay upon the grass. Under the greenwood tree sat Robin Hood; on one side was Will Scarlet, lying at full length upon his back, gazing up into the clear sky, with hands clasped behind his head; upon the other side sat Little John, fashioning a cudgel out of a stout crab-tree limb; elsewhere upon the grass sat or lay many others of the band. "By the faith of my heart," quoth merry Robin, "I do bethink m
Chapter 12 { Robin Hood
The stout yeomen of Sherwood Forest were ever early risers of a morn, more especially when the summertime had come, for then in the freshness of the dawn the dew was always the brightest, and the song of the small birds the sweetest. Quoth Robin, "Now will I go to seek this same Friar of Fountain Abbey of whom we spake yesternight, and I will take with me four of my good men, and these four shall be Little John, Will Scarlet, David of Doncaster, and Arthur a Bland. Bide the rest of you here, and Will Stutely shall be your chief while I am gone." Then straightway Robin Hood donned a fine steel coat of chain mail, over which he put on a light jacket of Lincoln green. Upon his head he clapped a steel cap, and this he covered by one of soft white leather, in which stood a nodding cock's plume. By his side he hung a good broadsword of tempered steel, the bluish blade marked all over with strange figures of dragons, winged women, and what not. A gallant sight was Robin so arrayed, I wot,
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Chapter 15 { Robin Hood
The long highway stretched straight on, gray and dusty in the sun. On either side were dikes full of water bordered by osiers, and far away in the distance stood the towers of Emmet Priory with tall poplar trees around. Along the causeway rode a knight with a score of stout men-at-arms behind him. The Knight was clad in a plain, long robe of gray serge, gathered in at the waist with a broad leathern belt, from which hung a long dagger and a stout sword. But though he was so plainly dressed himself, the horse he rode was a noble barb, and its trappings were rich with silk and silver bells. So thus the band journeyed along the causeway between the dikes, till at last they reached the great gate of Emmet Priory. There the Knight called to one of his men and bade him knock at the porter's lodge with the heft of his sword. The porter was drowsing on his bench within the lodge, but at the knock he roused himself and, opening the wicket, came hobbling forth and greeted the Knight, wh
Chapter 16 { Robin Hood
Cold winter had passed and spring had come. No leafy thickness had yet clad the woodlands, but the budding leaves hung like a tender mist about the trees. In the open country the meadow lands lay a sheeny green, the cornfields a dark velvety color, for they were thick and soft with the growing blades. The plowboy shouted in the sun, and in the purple new-turned furrows flocks of birds hunted for fat worms. All the broad moist earth smiled in the warm light, and each little green hill clapped its hand for joy. On a deer's hide, stretched on the ground in the open in front of the greenwood tree, sat Robin Hood basking in the sun like an old dog fox. Leaning back with his hands clasped about his knees, he lazily watched Little John rolling a stout bowstring from long strands of hempen thread, wetting the palms of his hands ever and anon, and rolling the cord upon his thigh. Near by sat Allan a Dale fitting a new string to his harp. Quoth Robin at last, "Methinks I would rather roam
Chapter 17 { Robin Hood
After jolly Robin had left Little John at the forking of the roads, he walked merrily onward in the mellow sunshine that shone about him. Ever and anon he would skip and leap or sing a snatch of song, for pure joyousness of the day; for, because of the sweetness of the springtide, his heart was as lusty within him as that of a colt newly turned out to grass. Sometimes he would walk a long distance, gazing aloft at the great white swelling clouds that moved slowly across the deep blue sky; anon he would stop and drink in the fullness of life of all things, for the hedgerows were budding tenderly and the grass of the meadows was waxing long and green; again he would stand still and listen to the pretty song of the little birds in the thickets or hearken to the clear crow of the cock daring the sky to rain, whereat he would laugh, for it took but little to tickle Robin's heart into merriment. So he trudged manfully along, ever willing to stop for this reason or for that, and ever ready to
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Chapter 19 { Robin Hood
So Robin Hood and the others left the archery range at Finsbury Fields, and, tarrying not, set forth straightway upon their homeward journey. It was well for them that they did so, for they had not gone more than three or four miles upon their way when six of the yeomen of the King's guard came bustling among the crowd that still lingered, seeking for Robin and his men, to seize upon them and make them prisoners. Truly, it was an ill-done thing in the King to break his promise, but it all came about through the Bishop of Hereford's doing, for thus it happened: After the King left the archery ground, he went straightway to his cabinet, and with him went the Bishop of Hereford and Sir Robert Lee; but the King said never a word to these two, but sat gnawing his nether lip, for his heart was galled within him by what had happened. At last the Bishop of Hereford spoke, in a low, sorrowful voice: "It is a sad thing, Your Majesty, that this knavish outlaw should be let to escape in this wi
Chapter 21 { Robin Hood
Not more than two months had passed and gone since these stirring adventures befell Robin Hood and Little John, when all Nottinghamshire was a mighty stir and tumult, for King Richard of the Lion's Heart was making a royal progress through merry England, and everyone expected him to come to Nottingham Town in his journeying. Messengers went riding back and forth between the Sheriff and the King, until at last the time was fixed upon when His Majesty was to stop in Nottingham, as the guest of his worship. And now came more bustle than ever; a great running hither and thither, a rapping of hammers and a babble of voices sounded everywhere through the place, for the folk were building great arches across the streets, beneath which the King was to pass, and were draping these arches with silken banners and streamers of many colors. Great hubbub was going on in the Guild Hall of the town, also, for here a grand banquet was to be given to the King and the nobles of his train, and the best
Chapter 22 { Robin Hood
Thus end the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood; for, in spite of his promise, it was many a year ere he saw Sherwood again. After a year or two at court Little John came back to Nottinghamshire, where he lived in an orderly way, though within sight of Sherwood, and where he achieved great fame as the champion of all England with the quarterstaff. Will Scarlet after a time came back to his own home, whence he had been driven by his unlucky killing of his father's steward. The rest of the band did their duty as royal rangers right well. But Robin Hood and Allan a Dale did not come again to Sherwood so quickly, for thus it was: Robin, through his great fame as an archer, became a favorite with the King, so that he speedily rose in rank to be the chief of all the yeomen. At last the King, seeing how faithful and how loyal he was, created him Earl of Huntingdon; so Robin followed the King to the wars, and found his time so full that he had no chance to come back to Sherwood for even so m
The Life Of Howard Pyle
Howard Pyle (1853-1911), American illustrator, teacher and author wrote The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (1883). Sometimes referred to as "the father of American Illustration", Howard Pyle was born on 5 March 1853 in Wilmington, Delaware to parents William Pyle and Margaret Churchman. His father was a leather manufacturer and his mother nurtured his artistic side with books and drawing materials. Pyle attended art school in Philadelphia before moving to New York City to continue his artistic studies and illustrating and writing for the popular periodicals of the day including Scribner's, Harper's, McClure's, and Collier's Weekly. In 1881 he married Anne Poole with whom he would have seven children. Around 1903 he founded what is now known as the Brandywine School, the museum in the Valley and the Delaware Art Museum now housing many of his works. His first novel The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (1883) broke new ground in the field of publishing with his highly detailed histor
Another Stupid Poem.....someone Shoot Me Now
UNLOVED How can I expect an answer When I'm afraid to ask the question? Hidden fears surround my heart Trapping hopes I'll never mention I lift my voice to query heaven But have no voice to ask for love I fear I will be found unworthy There's a hidden taint laced in my blood Though my mask may seem quite normal I was meant to be unloved
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Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj
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Chapter 7 { In The Days Of The Comet
The Awakening SO THE great day came to me. And even as I had awakened so in that same dawn the whole world awoke. For the whole world of living things had been overtaken by the same tide of insensibility; in an hour, at the touch of this new gas in the comet, the shiver of catalytic change had passed about the globe. They say it was the nitrogen of the air, the old azote, that in the twinkling of an eye was changed out of itself, and in an hour or so became a respirable gas, differing indeed from oxygen, but helping and sustaining its action, a bath of strength and healing for nerve and brain. I do not know the precise changes that occurred, nor the names our chemists gave them; my work has carried me away from such things; only this I know--I and all men were renewed. I picture to myself this thing happening in space, a planetary moment, the faint smudge, the slender whirl of meteor drawing nearer to this planet,--this planet like a ball, like a shaded rounded ball,
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Accommodating Faith In A Free, Just, And Egalitarian Society...
Yes: I am a secularist, I am a leftist, and I will probably piss people of all beliefs -- including my own -- off with this. But here goes...I'm glad to be writing like this again. Another note: Subsequent to the completion of this piece, I have become significantly more radicla and anti-establishment (which is saying quite a bit given where I already was): As such, some of the content may be outdated and there is no discusion of the Quebec far-right's role in helping to secure the interests of the bourgeoisie. In January of 2007, Hérouxville, a village of 1300 200 km North of Montreal, became a flashpoint of global controversy when its municipal government – after taking a crude poll of about 200 residents – published a slipshod manifesto outlining rules and expectations for prospective immigrants looking to build new lives in the tiny Mauricien hamlet. As is the case with similar documents around the world, the paper is primarily alarmist extrapolation from people who have ofte
Letter To The Ndp Caucus On Drug Policy Reform
This letter is nearly 2 years old now, but I've always been rather pleased with it even if it didn't seem to get very many results. It's an appeal to the NDP caucus regarding Marc Emery and cannabis legalisation and will probably be of interest to some of you. As I have had an ideological falling out with the NDP (I'm considerably more left-wing than them and consider it to be an organisation that contains genuinely leftists being held back by our current political framework and the their subservience to it. I was a social democrat when I wrote this: I'm now more in the Trot camp. Dear Honourable Members: During the January 2003 leadership campaign, Jack Layton spoke out in favour of the legalisation of cannabis, a promise that Liberal governments have consistently made and broken in the wake of the Canadian Senate’s 1972 Le Dain Report, which recommended that cannabis be legalised and appropriately regulated. Le Dain’s recommendations were reiterated (but not subsequently acte
American Capitalism: A "working" Model.
Sell a friend a small amount of an intoxicant less dangerous for human consumption than caffeine: A hardass District Attorney will haul your ass to jail for a year or two. Operate an online poker room from within your own country: You'll likely be charged with a felony and waste a large chunk of your life rotting away in prison. Develop technology to help China censor the Internet: You'll make yourself a multi-millionaire and make billions for your company and its shareholders. Anybody with the slightest lick of common sense should be able to figure out that the first two are morally neutral behaviours (unless the example in the first case involves a violent cannabis dealer or laced cannabis (which...*ahem*...would not happen under a proper regulatory framework) or the seocnd involves a crooked poker room...But we're going to assume that the first two are out to make money without fucking people over.) while the third results in millions sufferring under the iron grip of miser
Canada Has No Business In Afghanistan.
Not that different from what I believe now, but I regret my use of communism and Marxism to describe a regime as deplorable as Moscow's. Furthermore, I was very charitable to the Soviet Union and probably also too charitable to the NDP and to the bouregois-reformist social democartic parties of Northern Europe: Many of those are pro-NATO and reactionary in a few other important ways. Furthermore, the letter does not explore the concept of Canadian imperialism and its class characteristics and role in the deteriorating situation in Afghanistan. The Revolutionary Association of Women in Afghanistan websiste ( serves of a good starting point for exploring the real situation. Other far-left (of all sects), anarcho-socialist, and radical and socialist feminist sources may be able to expand on RAWA's analysis and perhaps make corrections on a few of RAWA's incorrect conclusions. Canada Has no Business in Afghanistan Some have accused the New Democratic Party of “displaying
New To Online Chat
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Imagine Career Day For These Women's Children...
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)"So, what does YOUR mommy do?"tag:  career,  humor,  funny,  image,  photo
My Thoughts On Bush
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A Good Logo Picture...
(Originally Posted on April 21, 2006)tag: angel, humor, funny, image, photo
Sometimes life ends quickly Sometimes trajic and grim All life ends with death I know for I am him
Door-to-door Salesman
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006)Sometimes I like to look at religious stuff and make fun of it.  In Wal-Mart, for example, there was this children's book on Easter.  I flipped through it to the back where some woman (probably a Mary) was kneeling on the roadside and Jesus (mostly offpage but you could see his hands with the holes through them) was coming to her.  I showed the picture to my wife and said, "BRAINS!"Anyway, anybody got a good caption for this picture? "Look, lady, this is the best wood around!  It's sturdy and has been only used once by some nice Jewish kid down on his luck!"tag:  religion,  questionaire,  humor,  funny,  image,  art,  jesus,  captions
I Wrote This When My Ex Left Me...
Our dreams change as our love dies You heart was mine, we both moved on I am your pawn, to watch over and care You cant know my agony To see you to feel you I hear your voice behind me as I feel his touch on my back I know you see me But you walk away not caring His love grew to me, but inside I still cared Her love took you away, never to be seen again Together we are enemies, apart we never see anything but want Now you cant know this pain So now I lay you down, I see your leaving I watch you go, you look back without a care Go have your fun, as I sit and enjoy my life Apart we will be full.
Another Sex Quiz
(Originally Posted on May 15, 2006) You scored 66 Heterosexuality, 38 Homosexuality, and 17 Asexuality! You are either straight or bisexual (with an interest in the opposite gender) with a moderate to high sex drive.The higher your score in heterosexuality, the more you are attracted to the opposite gender.A higher asexuality score means that you place a bigger emphasis on the emotional aspects of a relationship and less on the physical. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 99% on HeterosexualityYou scored higher than 99% on HomosexualityYou scored higher than 99% on Asexuality Link: The 3-Variable Sexuality Spectrum Test written by kitsunechild on
Sex Quiz
(Originally Posted on June 2, 2006) You scored as Bondage Master. Your Sound Like a Dom to me!Bondage Master 89%Bondage Slave 86%Extreme Encounter 82%Fetish Feind 82%Erotic Wonder 57%How deep are your wildscreated with QuizFarm.comtag:  quiz,  sex
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"Not Ready To Make Nice" Forgive, sounds good Forget, I’m not sure I could They say time heals everything But I’m still waiting I’m through with doubt There’s nothing left for me to figure out I’ve paid a price And I’ll keep paying I’m not ready to make nice I’m not ready to back down I’m still mad as hell and I don’t have time to go round and round and round It’s too late to make it right I probably wouldn’t if I could ‘Cause I’m mad as hell Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should I know you said Can’t you just get over it It turned my whole world around And I kind of like it I made my bed and I sleep like a baby With no regrets and I don’t mind sayin’ It’s a sad sad story when a mother will teach her Daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger And how in the world can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they’d write me a letter Sayin’ that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over I’m not re
Thursday Links: Freddy Rodriguez, Bob Kelly, New Videos Online, Good Morning Fat Girls Who Used To Be Hot. New Videos Online
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Please feel free to leave a prayer request for anyone in your life or anyone not in your life... or anything you need help for or guidance in.. If you need spiritual guidence or have any questions... I am here feel free to leave me a message... Peace be With You... Pastor Brian G. Burns
Hand Writing On The Wall
HANDWRITING ON THE WALL A weary mother returned from the store, Lugging groceries through the kitchen door. Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son, Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done. "While I was out playing and Dad was on a call, T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall! It's on the new paper you just hung in the den. I told him you'd be mad at having to do it again. She let out a moan and furrowed her brow, "Where is your little brother right now?" She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride, She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide. She called his full name as she entered his room. He trembled with fear--he knew that meant doom! For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved About the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved. Lamenting all the work it would take to repair, She condemned his actions and total lack of care. The more she scolded, the madder she got, Then stomped from his room, totally distr
Tasting Your Secret
secret whispers during passionate night foray tenderly caressing, kissing heated bodies entangled head to toe tongue licking, lips softly suckle slowly making sweet love I'm tasting your secret
So Here We Are Again.
I figured for awhile I will just post some tunes that express how I am feeling about Life in General. There are many things a person can feel and come across throughout a simple day of Life. Makes it more interesting to think about yourself, the song and whether it says anything. Not necessarily about you, or me for that matter. It is what it was when I made it or felt it. And it was for me and anyone who feels it when they see it. Got it ?
I Haven't Had Any Blasphemous Pics For A While...
(Originally Posted on July 13, 2006)So I found one from here.  It looks like a church mural...tag: religion, funny, image, photo, disturbing, art, christianity, christian
Give Peace A Hand...
(Originally Posted on July 31, 2006)Now, I am not "big" (no pun intended) on pacifistic movements, but this one kind of excites me...Also on the site are images more... tittilating.  (And this time, pun intended.)  tag: war, lust, sex, humor, funny
Are You Happy !
Why do people give a shit about what others think ? , we are the one who have to make ourselves happy.
Authoritarianism And Oz
by Dr. William Pierce Three weeks ago we talked about the fact that America is divided into two camps that are moving in opposite directions ideologically. I pointed out that on one side is the Clinton coalition, which believes in democracy and equality and "diversity" at any cost and is stampeding happily and mindlessly toward the precipice of a non-White majority in America, and on the other side are the folks who are saying, "Whoa! Going over that precipice is not a good idea!" All of us can see where the Clinton coalition is headed. Just turn on your television set. The Jewish propaganda is becoming more and more extreme. What the Jews are presenting as the norm today is much, much closer to the precipice than the norm they were presenting 10 years ago, or even five years ago. There is no doubt that they are moving, that they are stampeding the lemmings. The movement of the people on the other side -- on our side -- away from the center is not as visible to most Americans,
Deliberate Deception
by Dr. William Pierce In our weekly discussions here I sometimes use careless language that leads to misunderstanding, and when I do I'm sorry for it. The problem is that I really have a great deal of work to do, and I usually don't have time to refine and polish my remarks before I go on the air, and so sometimes I don't make myself as clear as I might. One listener criticized last week's broadcast because I referred to Ayn Rand as a "Soviet Jewess" who preached a religion of selfishness. He wrote to me that that was like saying that Ayn Rand was a believer in both communism and individualism at the same time, and that didn't make sense. Actually, my reference to Ayn Rand as a "Soviet Jewess" was intended to mean only that she was a Jewess from the Soviet Union, not that she was an apostle of communism. Unlike many of her fellow Jews at the time, she did not preach communism. She was, however, an apostle not only of selfishness but also of other destructive ideas preached by nea
Hardheaded Altruism
by Dr. William Pierce Yesterday I received a letter from a National Alliance member who works in a hospital in Phoenix, Arizona. Most of his patients come to him through the emergency room, and he was lamenting to me the fact that the majority of them are non-White and most of them don't pay for their treatment. Furthermore, a large percentage of the non-Whites are illegal aliens. He kept score for a week and reported that approximately 45 per cent of his patients were Hispanic mestizos, 9 per cent were Blacks, 11 per cent were American Indians, 5 per cent were Asians, and only 30 per cent were Whites. He wrote to me: "The Hispanics, Blacks, Indians, and welfare Whites get everything free, through ACCESS and other socialist programs. The Hispanics flood the emergency room and take valuable resources away from patients who really need them. They bring their whole families to the hospital and have to be chased away by the security guards. They fill the waiting rooms at night
Thoughts On Accepting Responsibility
by Dr. William Pierce I receive many letters from listeners, and usually they are gratifying to me. Some people tell me that I have opened their eyes or that I have helped them make sense out of what's been happening to their world, that my explanations have really helped them understand what's going on, have helped them see the big picture. And some people tell me that they already had figured out by themselves what's happening, and that they are very happy to have discovered my broadcasts, because now they know that they aren't the only ones to have figured it out: that they aren't alone in the world, that there are others who have come to the same conclusions they have. I especially sympathize with these people who tell me how glad they are to discover that they're not the only ones who understand what's happening, because there was a time when I also wondered whether I was the only sane person in the universe. I was running around telling anyone who would listen, "My god, don't
A White World
by Dr. William Pierce In these talks I have with you every week, I try to choose topics of current interest, topics that are in the news -- or that should be in the news -- because it's important for all of our listeners to understand that the things we talk about in these broadcasts are real and relevant, and they demand our attention now; they are things that listeners can check on for themselves if I tell them where to check. Even when I choose to talk more about ideas than about current news, I try to tie the ideas into events, either current or historical, in order to keep listeners aware that the ideas are relevant, that they have consequences in the real world. I want everyone always to have in mind that the essence of these broadcasts is not entertainment, and it's not even education: it's survival. It's our whole future. It's the continuation of the process of life that began on this earth hundreds of millions of years ago and is now on the brink of disaster. The reason
by Dr William Pierce It has been surprising to me how strongly the American public has responded to the media treatment of Atlanta Braves baseball pitcher John Rocker. Many people have expressed anger over the way the Jewish media and the liberals have hounded poor Rocker for simply saying what he thought about New York's wonderful multicultural diversity. I don't think the average American was as angry about the Clinton government's war against the Serbs last spring. The people who have written to me are more irritated by the ongoing abuse of John Rocker than they were by Madeleine Albright's mass murder of White women and children using our armed forces. Perhaps what's happening to Mr. Rocker now seems more real than the bombs and missiles being directed against Belgrade from the Clinton White House last year. Serbia is half a world away; New York City is all too close. Or perhaps some of the Americans who are angry about the Rocker affair have begun to understand
Behind America's Moral Decay
by Dr. William Pierce Today I want to talk with you about a topic that I believe is extremely important. It's a topic that I have been thinking about for a long time but have hesitated to talk about because it's a big, complex topic, and I don't have much in the way of scientific data on it: I don't have a lot of hard statistics, just a number of general observations and a good bit of specific anecdotal material. Because this topic is so important, however, I have decided just to plunge into it. Perhaps our listeners will be able to contribute to this subject if we discuss it more than once. The subject is the general decline in moral fitness of White Americans. In fact, I believe this moral decline is an affliction not just of Americans, but of White people nearly everywhere. I don't want the word moral to be misunderstood here. I'm not talking at all about the same thing some Christians refer to when they lament the decline of morals in America. I'm not talking about sex, for e
Black Is Good; White Is Bad
by Dr. William Pierce Today let's talk a little about the mass sexual assaults on White women by Blacks and Puerto Ricans that occurred in New York City a little less than two weeks ago. The assaults were on the Sunday before last: June 11, which in New York is officially Puerto Rican Day. And I should tell you that that fact alone dampens my sympathy for the victims right from the start. It's hard to feel sorry for anyone who would choose to live in a place that has an official Puerto Rican Day. I don't know what your image of Puerto Ricans is. I believe that for most Americans it's a smiling, brown face serving them some sort of iced beverage with rum while they are relaxing under a beach umbrella. That's the average soccer-mom's image, which she acquired from watching those television commercials for Caribbean cruises. Whites who live in New York and have to deal with Puerto Ricans on a continuing basis have a different image: they call them "cockroaches," "cucarachas." They a
Conditioning For Death
by Dr. William Pierce Are people -- let's be more specific -- are White Americans less intelligent today than they were a century ago? An impartial observer -- someone from Mars, say -- might sample the sort of television entertainment that keeps most White Americans occupied in their leisure time these days and then compare that with the penny romances the masses read in 1900 for relaxation and conclude that the IQ level has indeed gone down a bit. He might take a look at the nonstop circus of the current presidential election, and he would be even more inclined to think that we aren't quite as smart as we used to be. The real clincher for the Martian observer, however, would be an examination of the way American public policy, as manifested in our laws and our public behavior, has changed. I mean, we did some stupid things and had some really dumb habits in the latter half of the 19th century, but they were nothing compared to the inexcusable foolishness which characterizes
Corrupting Our Police
by Dr. William Pierce There's certainly much more that I could say about this sorry spectacle of a presidential election we've been experiencing than I said last week -- and later we will talk more about the significance of the election -- but today I want to return to a subject about which I've spoken on earlier programs, a subject of great urgency. That subject is the ongoing erosion of our civil liberties and the gradual conversion of the United States into a police state, so that multiculturalism and the New World Order can be rammed down our throats with less danger of our rebelling. Certainly, most of you who listen to my broadcasts already are concerned about the growing intrusion of the government into the lives of all of us and about the proliferation of so-called "hate crime" and "hate speech" laws, which penalize a person for what he thinks or what he says, or even what he reads or what sort of music he listens to, rather than for what he does. I believe that every dec
Elites Vs. Masses
by Dr. William Pierce One of the most profoundly depressing experiences an American can subject himself to these days is watching the various presidential candidates campaigning on his television screen. My god, what a sorry spectacle! Bush and McCain, Gore and Bradley: these are the "leaders" approved for us by the media masters. These are the men they have said it's OK for us to vote for, the ones they have checked out and decided are safe. And every one of these approved candidates is a man who would be marched straight to the gallows and hanged on the first day of any general cleanup of America: every one of them. There is not an honest man or a patriot among them, not one who will stand up to the media bosses or even wants to stand up to them. In Austria, where one politician who has not been approved by the media bosses somehow slipped through a crack and ended up with enough votes to gain substantial influence in the Austrian government, the Jews are organizing huge demons
Feasting On The Sheep
by Dr. William Pierce Well, I knew it was coming -- in fact, I predicted it when I spoke with you more than a year ago about the Jewish extortion campaign against Switzerland. I told you that if the Jews succeeded in sucking the blood they were demanding out of the Swiss, eventually they would come for our blood too. And now they're here, demanding that Americans also pay them back for their losses during the so-called "Holocaust," just the way the Germans and the Swiss and the French and the Dutch and others have been forced to pay them. I made that prediction because I know the Jews. I know that they always will be looking for more victims until they have sucked all of the blood there is to be sucked from this planet, and then they will turn on each other and begin sucking their fellow Jews' blood. They cannot help it. It is their nature to be deceivers and destroyers and bloodsuckers. And there is some justice in their coming for our blood now. I could even call it poetic just
Joe Lieberman And Judaism
by Dr. William Pierce As you know, we spoke about the Jews last week, and so I really didn't plan to talk with you about the Jews again this week, but so many listeners have written to me about Al Gore's Orthodox Jewish running mate, Joseph Isadore Lieberman, that I guess we're obliged to deal once more with this very unsavory subject. I should say first that I do not share the alarm expressed by most of the listeners who have asked me to speak about the Lieberman nomination. The Democratic Party has been so thoroughly in the hands of the Jews for decades now that I believe it's a good thing for them to be out front where they can be seen instead of continuing to pull the strings from backstage. It would be wonderful if George Bush, in his disgusting scramble to be inclusive, had chosen Elie Wiesel or some other high-profile Jew as a running mate too. How about Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank? That would be really inclusive, someone who is both a Jew and an open homosexual
Moral Aids
by Dr. William Pierce Last month a few of my fellow members of the National Alliance distributed some flyers on the campus of the University of Texas in Austin. The flyers warned White women about the AIDS dangers of sexual contact with non-Whites, pointing out in particular that heterosexual Black males are 14 times as likely to be infected with AIDS-causing HIV as heterosexual White males are. Well, the usual suspects really had a fit about our flyers. The Jews and the liberals and the feminists and Marxists and the rest organized a "rally against racism" on the campus, with the wholehearted support of the university administration. The student newspaper joined the chorus of those bewailing the fact that anyone would believe that Blacks are in any way different from Whites in the matter of sexually transmitted disease and that anyone would want to discourage sexual relations between White women and Black men. I mean, that's all terribly racist, isn't it, and there's just nothing w
Music Of Rebellion
by Dr. William Pierce Last year I got into the business of producing and distributing music. I had a couple of reasons for doing so. A general reason is that I want to continue to build my capability for communicating with the public through every medium that can be used effectively for that purpose, and music can be a very effective medium. A specific reason is that I wanted a medium for communicating with alienated young Americans who listen to a type of music known as "resistance music." These young Americans have grown up in multiculturalized America. They've been weaned on Jewish television programming. They've gone to racially mixed schools and been lied to by Politically Correct teachers about how everyone is "equal," about how we must all learn to get along with one another, that more and more "diversity" and multiculturalism are the irresistible wave of the future, and that no normal person should want to resist this wave anyway because it's good and, oh, so wonderful! The
Returning Fire
by Dr. William Pierce The question on the mind of every patriot, of every concerned American, is, "What should we do to oppose most effectively the enemies of our people? By what methods should we fight the media bosses, the politicians, the liberals, and the others who are destroying our society, our civilization, and our race?" I was on a Christian radio talk show a few days ago, and the consensus seemed to be that we should read our Bibles and pray. I really don't believe that's going to get the job done. When I talk with conservatives, most of what I hear is about voting: about electing the right politicians to the Congress and the White House. Some of them favor the Republicans, and some favor a third party. And I should tell you that I have about as much confidence in that approach as I do in praying. If we had a proportional representation system in this country, like they have in many European countries, so that we might hope to elect just a few responsible people to t
Storm, Break Loose!
by Dr. William Pierce Let's talk more today about a question that listeners have raised repeatedly: What can I do for my people? What can I do to fight my people's enemies? If you've been listening to these American Dissident Voices programs for a while, you know that more than anything else I have urged people to stop being spectators and become participants in the historical process. If you don't like what's being done to our society, to our world, then get off the sidelines and get out on the field. Don't just sit there and complain quietly to your friends. Do something! The fact that not as many people as I would like have responded to this urging is not entirely due to cowardice or laziness. Most Americans are very much constrained by their need to earn a living. Relatively few have complete freedom of action. If they are to join the fight they need specific and practical suggestions about what they can do -- and still earn a living. So today I want to make one or two suc
I roam the earth on the edge of twilight my dreams of you woke me this night.... Our bodies entwined in this lovers embrace my soul ablaze, I touch your face The light sent of vanilla fills the air I run my fingers through your hair Your soft lips on mine our time so divine Gentle moans escaping your lips my hand swirling up the curves of your hip..... Wakening at a start feeling the beat of your heart Reaching to the darkness, I find your not here closing my eyes, you still feel so near It all felt so real, our dance I wonder if we will ever get our chance Rising from my bed I try to clear my head............ Visions of your beauty it seems will forever be lost in my dreams
'dominatrix Mom' Arrested On Prostitution Charge
(CBS) BOSTON A mother of two who reportedly ran a dominatrix dungeon in her Gallows Hill, Boston basement is facing a prostitution charge after allegedly agreeing to perform a sex act on an undercover detective. Paula Webb, 42, was arrested Wednesday night in the basement of her house on Albion Street. Police said her husband and children were upstairs at the time. According to a report in the Salem News, the investigation began on March 16, when police responded to a call about a domestic incident at the house. According to the report, the Webbs had been arguing after Paula Webb complained that her husband hadn't cleared the snow off her car. According to the report, she told police she wanted to leave and departed while they were still at the house. After she was gone, a still ticked-off Stephen Webb, 54, told the officers he had something to show them and led them to the basement. There, the patrolmen got an eyeful - the room was set up as a dungeon, with eye hooks screwe
The Club
by Dr. William Pierce I've been following with interest the reaction of politicians and media spokesmen in Europe to recent developments in Austria. Basically, what has happened is that a man named Jörg Haider won enough votes in Austria's parliamentary elections last October so that his party, the Freedom Party of Austria, became the second strongest faction in the Austrian parliament. Last week members of the Freedom Party became ministers in a coalition government with the Austrian People's Party, which has the largest faction. That's the way the system is supposed to work in a democracy, right? So why are the Jews and their hangers-on around the world screeching and threatening and generally acting as if the sky were falling? Actually, that's not the way the system is supposed to work. The way it's supposed to work is that the only people who get elected are those who have been given a stamp of approval by the Jews, those who have been certified as "Politically Correct." Real
The Health Of The Nation
by Dr. William Pierce A physician who wants to ascertain the health of a person checks his weight and blood pressure, listens to his heartbeat and breathing, examines his skin, and so on. The physician knows what signs to look for, what measurements to make in order to decide whether his patient is healthy or ill. He knows what signs are important and which have no fundamental significance. If we want to determine the health of a nation, we likewise look for signs and make measurements. And of course, it's necessary to understand which signs are the important ones. Most Americans today seem to believe that the only important signs are economic signs. They believe that if the stock market is going up, unemployment is low, and people are spending lots of money, everything is rosy. Which is to say, if they are economically comfortable, if they can buy the things they want, they are inclined to believe that the nation is healthy. Of course, they do worry a little about the schools
The Nature Of The Beast
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we spoke about the growing trade in White sex slaves in Israel and the reaction -- or lack of reaction -- to that trade in America. I read to you from the June 16 edition of one of Israel's major newspapers, the Jerusalem Post, in which two Israeli feminists reported on the luring of Gentile girls from Russia, Ukraine, Latvia, Hungary, and other eastern European countries to Israel with the false promise of high-paying jobs as secretaries or teachers and then the grabbing of these girls by Jewish slave dealers as soon as they land in Israel. The girls are raped, beaten, and terrorized by the Jewish slave dealers to make them compliant, and then they are auctioned to the owners of brothels and sex clubs, where they are kept in locked apartments and forced to work as prostitutes. The Jerusalem Post article also reported that the reason Israel is the center of the international trade in White female slaves is that in Israel it is perfectly legal to buy a
The Significance Of The Holocaust
by Dr. William Pierce I was very pleased by the response to last week's broadcast. I've always thought that most people are more interested in specific, anecdotal, and personal commentary than in more general and impersonal commentary, and that's why I so often talk about very specific instances of Black crime, or liberal hypocrisy and nuttiness, or political corruption and treason, with names, dates, and places. But I am pleased to note that we do have many listeners who really care about the general principles underlying all of the specifics. Today I'll begin in a general way, but then we'll move on to specific evidence to support the general theses. We'll start with the general role of the Jews in European or White or Aryan or Gentile society, whichever term you prefer. My thesis has been that the Jews -- as a whole -- always are destructive: morally destructive, socially destructive, even intellectually destructive, but above all racially destructive. Any society, any nation,
The Wages Of Selfishness
by Dr. William Pierce When I began to think about today's program, I had the notion that I would talk with you about something positive and optimistic for a change, instead of telling you about still more instances of media cover-up of Black-on-White hate crimes or about the Clinton government's crooked shenanigans or about the Jews' efforts to corrupt our society even further and take away even more of our freedom. Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything really positive to tell you about. I mean, when you see everything around you coming to pieces, when you see your whole society going down the drain, when you're having your face rubbed every day in the prospect of imminent racial extinction, when you see Bill Clinton's grinning mug on every television news program, it's pretty difficult -- and unrealistic, I believe -- to be optimistic. But then I remembered a book I had read while flying back from an interview in New York last week. It's a book someone had sent me, and its
Advice For Patriots
by Dr. William Pierce Today, let's talk about some of the things that have changed in America since September 11. I'm not thinking about all of the new rigmarole at airports or about how Mr. Bush's campaign of cruise-missile diplomacy in the Middle East is going, or even about how opening the mail each morning in media offices around the country and in politicians' offices in Washington has become a much more exciting operation than it used to be when Ted Kaczynski was the only person putting dangerous things into letters. I'm more interested in the changes in the Politically Correct party line laid down for the lemmings by the media. I'm interested in changes in the way Americans view the world. And I'm interested in the changed prospects for the future of America. The most interesting thing about the new party line is its stupidity. The Jews were caught by surprise last month, and they had to whip up something in a hurry in order to deflect blame from Israel and from the U.S
An Awakening
by Dr. William Pierce First, I want to correct a misstatement that I made two weeks ago, in my broadcast of November 17. In that broadcast I said that the prime minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon, who instigated the murder of thousands of Palestinian women and children in Lebanon in 1982, is being sought for trial by the International Court of Justice in the Hague, the same international court that succeeded in extraditing former Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic for trial on charges of crimes against humanity in Kosovo. Actually, the charges against Sharon haven't made it to the Hague yet. Charges have been brought against him in Brussels by survivors of the 1982 massacre, however, and the public prosecutor in Brussels made a decision earlier this year that the evidence against Sharon is sufficient to begin court proceedings. A few days ago, a summons was issued by a Belgian court for Sharon to appear at a hearing on genocide charges. Both the Bush government in Washington and Sh
As Ye Sow . . .
by Dr. William Pierce First, I want to admit to an error I made in last week's broadcast. I attributed to the circus impresario P.T. Barnum the statement that no one ever lost a nickel by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. At least two alert listeners have since pointed out to me that the statement actually was made by the journalist and writer H.L. Mencken. The statement for which P.T. Barnum should be remembered is that a sucker is born every minute. Last week we talked about the rewards of increasing "diversity" in America. The primary reward is the growth in alienation as young Americans fail to develop a healthy sense of racial identity and fail to find satisfactory role models. Diversity goes up, and homogeneity simultaneously goes down. And as homogeneity disappears, so does the individual's sense of community, of belonging, of identity. And we also talked about many of the side benefits of diversity: rising suicide rates, a greatly increased incid
Child Porn, Ecstasy, And Pardons
by Dr. William Pierce Today we'll take a look at what Bill Clinton did with his last few hours in the White House, but first I'd let to give you an update on some things we talked about in earlier broadcasts. In my broadcast of October 7, 2000, I told you about a child-pornography ring that kidnapped Russian children and then made videos of them being raped, sexually tortured, and killed. Wealthy perverts in the West buy these videos, paying as much as $20,000 for the videos in which a child actually is killed. The pornographers had a temporary setback in October last year when Italian police raided the homes of some 600 Italian perverts who had been buying these videos. Nine of the importers and distributors of the child pornography in Italy were arrested, and two men in Russia involved in making the videos also were arrested. But there was no news coverage of the arrests, and none of the big shots in the Russian child-porn business were arrested: just two thugs actually involve
Diversity Is Our Strength
by Dr. William Pierce Three or four years ago the slogan most diligently promoted by the controlled mass media was "diversity is our strength." Posters with this slogan and a broad, multi-hued band of stripes representing skin colors of various races were displayed in classrooms and workplaces all over the country. Clothing advertisements in all of the slick, yuppie magazines pushed the same theme. The idea was that the fewer White people and the more Blacks and Browns and Yellows we have in America, the stronger and more prosperous we'll be. I had friends who laughed at this propaganda campaign. They couldn't believe that anything so stupid would catch on. I didn't laugh, because I had learned long ago that P.T. Barnum was right on target when he said that no one had ever lost a nickel by underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Actually, it's not that the public is stupid in the sense that they can't learn how to tie their shoes or get across the street safely.
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A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also" the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. " So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this Family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."
Top Idiots...
Number One Idiot of 2006: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Number Two Idiot of 2006: Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned o
Natural Laws
NATURAL LAWS Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with Law of the Res ult: When you try to prove to someone that a
Riddle Me This...
Here is a pretty neat little thing from Paul Harvey. See if you can guess the riddle at the end. Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I\'d like better. I\'d really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it\'s all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he\'s scare
A Painful Get Well...
A "Get Well Message" ........... A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
Chicken Sandwiches
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what..... A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feath
Who's In Charge?
In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole.
A few minutes before the church service started, the townspeople were >> sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the >> chancel >> (podium area) of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for >> the >> front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from >> this evil incarnate. Soon, everyone had exited the church except for one >> old man calmly sitting in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to >> the >> fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. >> >> Satan walked up to the old man and said," Don't you know who I am?" >> >> "Yep, sure do." >> >> "Aren't you afraid of me?" >> >> "Nope, sure aren't." >> >> "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" >> >> "Don't doubt it for a minute." >> >> "Did you know that I could cause you profound, >> horrifying, physical agony for all eternity?" >> >> "Yep", was the calm reply. >> >> "And you're still not afraid of me?" asked Satan. >> >> "
6 Reasons...
6 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
Close Your Eyes...
Close your eyes....And go back... ....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC..... ....Before semi-automatics and crack.... ....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari... ....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail.... ....way back.... ....way.....way......way back..... I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk Red light, Green light Red Rover....Red Rover..... Playing kickball & dodgeball until the Streetlight came on Ring around the Rosie London Bridge Hot potato Hop Scotch Jump rope!!! YOU'RE IT!! Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones Mother May I?
Five Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
The Old Man's Tomato Garden
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad A few days later he received this letter from his son. Dear Dad, Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb. "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton . This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!" One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would tak
Smart Ass
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006 SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." SMART ASS ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." SMART ASS ANSWER #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I
Too Funny...
Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . . you just hoped nobody ever found out!?!
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Marc Rich And The Rule Of Law
by Dr. William Pierce When I predicted in my broadcast two weeks ago that George Bush soon would drag the United States into another war at the behest of the Jews, I really didn't expect him to move so quickly. Of course, it's still pretty much a one-sided war: we drop bombs on the Iraqis and maintain a blockade of Iraq, and they don't strike back at us. But, hey, keep up this kind of one-sided war long enough, and it will become two-sided. Did you hear George Bush and his head mulatto explain that the bombing of Iraq was purely "defensive"? Iraqi air-defense radar was becoming too "offensive" and needed to be slapped down. We bombed the Iraqis in order to "protect our pilots," who are in the habit of flying provocatively over Iraq every day to show the Iraqis who's boss. I love these Alice in Wonderland statements by politicians and bureaucrats. They talk about how they abhor aggression and respect the rights of small nations, and then when the Jews snap their fingers, they send in
Mtv And Hate
by Dr. William Pierce Three weeks ago I began telling you about a horrible mass murder and rape of young White people in Wichita, Kansas, by a couple of Blacks. The main point I emphasized in talking about this awful crime against our people was that the Jewish news media and the White liberals who collaborate with them -- the Clintonista types -- were deliberately covering up the news about it. It wasn't that they didn't think it was important; they knew it was important, and that's why they were covering it up. The people who should have been reporting to you every detail of what happened in Wichita weren't saying a word about it. They were hoping you wouldn't learn about it. And so I told you about what happened in Wichita, and I explained to you why the Jewish media bosses didn't want you to know about it. Of course, the massacre in Wichita wasn't the only newsworthy event being covered up by the Jewish media while I was talking to you about Wichita. I just decided to focus o
Sharing The Affliction
by Dr. William Pierce The degeneracy and the general nuttiness that increasingly afflict American society afflict everyone in that society, even those who are deliberately promoting the degeneracy. Like the sailor who drills holes in the bottom of the ship to get even with his crewmates, against whom he has a grievance, and then drowns along with the rest of the crew when the ship goes down, the Jews in America often are obliged to suffer along with their intended victims. Feminism provides a good example of that. Jews played a hugely disproportionate role in inflicting that malady on American society. Not only was nearly every significant feminist writer and publicist of the past half century a Jewess, but the Jewish media bosses enthusiastically endorsed it all; they made feminism one of the cornerstones of Political Correctness. And yet I suspect that both Jewish men and women suffer approximately as much from this disease they unleashed on us as we do. I suspect that there ar
Shocking Differences
by Dr. William Pierce During the past couple of weeks we've spoken a bit about the "diversity" being pushed so vigorously by the government and by the Jewish media, and I apparently made some irreverent remarks on this very sensitive topic which greatly offended some of our more Politically Correct listeners, because I've received a number of letters from listeners who were practically in tears. The general tenor of these letters is: "Why can't we all just learn to get along with each other? We're really all the same. The only difference between us is skin color; why is that so important to you? Why do you hate people just because they're from a different country? By coming here with their different customs they enrich our lives." Et cetera. Some of the letters were more on the weepy, hand-wringing side, and some were more on the belligerent, hateful side, but they were all written by folks who are distressed that I want to stop the flow of non-White immigrants into America, boot
Subverting Freedom
by Dr. William Pierce Today I want to talk again about a growing threat to our freedom in America. In every White society, at all times, there have been people who valued freedom over comfort and security, and there have been people who valued comfort and security over freedom. Sometimes there are more of the one, and sometimes there are more of the other. When I've talked about this subject in the past, I've characterized the freedom-lovers as masculine and the security-lovers as feminine because under natural conditions men are a bit more willing to take chances and try new things and want to keep their options open, and they also are a bit more concerned with general principles, and women are a bit more concerned with the security of home and hearth -- which is not to say, of course, that even the most adventurous and principled man has no concern for security or comfort or that even the most home-oriented woman has no concern for principles. It's just that on the average men
Did You Know...
Tape this inside medicine cabinet > >> > >> Did You Know That? > >> > >> Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache > >> pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused >by > >> traditional "pain relievers." > >> > >> Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for >burns. > >> > >> > >> Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled >with > >> mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong > >> Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. > >> > >> Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? ! FAMILY: Mix 1 Tablespoon of > >> horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 >minutes, > >> then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching >muscles. > >> > >> Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and >take > >> 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. > >> > >> Cure urinary tract infections with A
You Can't Cure Stupid...
Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who was "totally zoned when he ran," accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of Woodbridge , VA , but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jon
Wedding Night...
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - A carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding What pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, Each of the grooms buddies received the following note: DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY
I never knew my sister was addicted to God of War. Neither of us have played it and yet I get an email saying thus: MUST. PLAY. GOD OF WAR weird!
The wizard on a mountain His words confound when The wizard comes down and His words sound of Zen As they allowed the spirit to found them Unclouded, endowed with pen And wound your mind around them Creating an inner sanctum Where every wizard finds their mountain When the sound of Zen Enshrouds all men into one again The wizard on a mountain His words confound when The wizard comes down and His words sound of Zen
My God is bound by no religion But all religions are bound to IT My God is found through all religion But no one hears the whole script While the closer and closer it can get to perfect Within the individual controls the fine print The Personal Guru still holds the soul’s set As one hears what one hears in their own mind’s tint Before their religion becomes the blame of their guilt When dying in life with no one to help Your religion is not my religion Until you can prove you can see past your self
[erotica]: Workout
Here I was, sweating my ass off at my aerobics class, thinking what an asshole my ex-boyfriend was when I lost my concentration, stumbled, and fell onto the most beautiful woman that I had ever seen. She had black, curly hair, that fell almost to her waist, bright green eyes, and a rosy complexion and an enviable bust line. She couldn’t have been more than 5’2” tall, slim, trim and sexy as hell. Just what I had always wanted to be. But I was tall, sure I was in shape, but men never seemed to go for the tall ones. Overcome by her beauty, I mumbled an apology, grabbed my towel, and headed for the showers. Standing in the warmth of the shower, I couldn’t keep my mind off that girl. I had never had an experience with a woman, and I wasn’t sure that I had ever wanted. To. But something about this girl… I don’t know, just got me thinking. I started fantasizing about what she would look like without her leotard on. Needless to say my thoughts turned me on. With soapy fingers
Never Ending
Though times have changed and we have moved on my love is never ending for you. Times may change and years may go by but that will never stop my heart growing love for you. Days go by and months go by and yet I still think of you. Throughout the day and throuout the nights I think of you..I will always love you..My love is never ending for you..
Test For Old Kids...
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS > > >The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. See if you can > fill in the blanks. > > > 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off > into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, > Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would > answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he > leave behind?________________ > > > > 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early > 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. > > > > 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." > > > > 04 "The story you are about to see is true. The > names have been changed___________________." > > > > 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, > ________________." > > > > 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the > Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered > as > low as we could go in a dance called the > "_____________." > > > 07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's mak
25 Things You Should Know By The Time You Reach Middle Age...
>> 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. >> 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. >> 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than >> standing in a garage makes you a car. >> 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. >> 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. >> 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. >> 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. >> 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. >> 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government >> program. >> 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. >> 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. >> 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so >> good. >> 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. >> 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal w
Blind Pilots
Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plough straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind
Medical Insurance Explained
MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eye. Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan. The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who are no longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer participating in the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third world country. Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification? A. No. Only those you need. Q. Can I get
Don't Mess With Old Ladies...
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older
What It's All About...
"This is what marriage is really all about" He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasio
Before The Big Bang
* The Hal Jordan / Parallax entity is defeated before time begins. The Spectre initiates the Big Bang through Damage.(Zero Hour) * Imperiex destroys the previous universe. He is sent back again with Brainiac 13, who helps recreate the Big Bang (Our Worlds at War) * Superman and Waverider leave Doomsday at the end / beginning of time, where history loops over.
Ancient Times
* Civilization begins on the planet Krypton. * 100 million years ago. – Captain Atom travels through time in chase with Monarch. He also encounters Chronos. * c. 50,000 YA * Caveman Vandar Adg gains immortality from exposure to a strange meteor, setting him on the path to becoming the evil Vandal Savage. (As retold in The Flash #137 and other DC Comics) * c. 30,000 YA * Anthro, the first Cro-Magnon Man, is born. He will become a leader among early humans. (52 Week 2) (Date from Cro-Magnon Man article.) * The Guardians of the Universe accomplish mass genetic tampering with the Martian species, giving them a weakness of fire and making them shy away from being chaotic creatures. (JLA) * A spaceship crashes into Earth, containing a Guardian of the Universe and a Burning Martian. The Martian kills a tribe of Cro-Magnons and is later killed by Vandal Savage. (JLA) * A plague wipes out most of the Martian race. * A great ci
12 Years Ago
* Harvey Dent has acid splashed in his face by his assistant, who was bribed by a gangster. Dent's face is ruined, and his mind cracks in two, creating Two-Face.
5 Years Ago
* Dick Grayson, then age 18, as Robin is "fired" by Batman. * Jason Todd, then age 14, takes up the mantle of Robin from Dick Grayson. * Shortly after leaving the mantle of Robin, Dick Grayson makes his debut as Nightwing. * The Crisis on Infinite Earths. The Flash dies while saving the world from the Anti-Monitor; his nephew Wally West takes over the identity. * The wizard Shazam grants Fawcett City teenager Billy Batson the power of Captain Marvel. (The Power of Shazam! limited series) * Nathaniel Christopher Adam makes his debut as Captain Atom. * Katar Hol and Shayera Thal come to Earth from Thanagar as Hawkman and Hawkwoman.[13] * Superman executes three Kryptonian, Phantom Zone criminals from a pocket universe. * Robin (Jason Todd) is killed by the Joker.
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Giving It Both Barrels
This Song Says It All
"Cold As You" You have a way of coming easily to me And when you take, you take the very best of me So I start a fight cause I need to feel something And you do what you want cause I'm not what you wanted [Chorus:] Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day Just walk away, ain't no use defending words that you will never say And now that I'm sitting here thinking it through I've never been anywhere cold as you You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray And I stood there loving you and wished them all away And you come away with a great little story Of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you [Repeat Chorus] You never did give a damn thing honey but I cried, cried for you And I know you wouldn't have told nobody if I died, died for you (Died for you) Oh what a shame, what a rainy ending given to a perfect day Every smile you fake is so condescending Counting all the scars you made And now that I'm sitting here thinking
Dead Parrot
International Philosophy
The Spanish Inquisiton
The Cheese Shop
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River Tossing
Police Sirens
New Porn Story
He gently caresses her cheek with his hand and kisses her lips softly. he pulls back ad looks into her eyes and smiles.he slides his hand from her cheek to her arm and kisses her soft lips again. he slide his hand up her shirt feeling the warmth protrude through her skin. his lips part slowly as his tongue slides over her lips. she slides her tongue out and meets his. then slides her hand up his shirt feeling the outline of his abs. she feels his hairline going from his naval up to his chest. they continue to kiss as they start undressing each other slowly. he bends down to caress her breasts and kisses them softly. he starts sucking on her nipples, making her gently moan in his ear. He slides his hand down and pushes her pants down exposing her pubic area, sliding his fingers over her clit wanting her to moan more and louder, he succeeds making her moan more and feeling his fingers get wet. he parts her lips and kisses down her stomach til he reaches her clit. flicking his tongue over
My Kind Of People
Iam new here and only been here a few days so far. i was wondering where are all the skinheads,greasers, and punk. on this site. if there are any or any body else for that matter that have the same interest as me (look at my profile). until then u find me at the bar drinking my guinness cheers!
Introduce Yourself
COPY AND PASTE THIS TO A NEW EMAIL AND SEND IT TO ME :) You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know.. 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we
i hate trying to do credit checks when people don't provide fax and/or phone numbers. how the HELL am I supposed to check your credit then bro?!
Hay everyone, I am new at this so I made need some help.Any music or author fans. My first autobiography got published this Jan 2007. I am very excited. I write country and light rock. Some of my demo's have been played on 98.9. I will be submitting another one next week on the buy it or burn it program. I will let everyone know.
Friggin In The Riggin
is the song Friggin In The Riggin the inspiration for My Way? it might seem absurd and not a song to be remembered by, but I think this is the case. the pistols had split and they were trying to go on as a group, led by maclaren of course. Friggin can be their way of copying the stones career. like they went on without their main man brian jones and made pirates more fun than Long John Silver maclaren could find this to be the only solution to continue without rotten. but not even maclaren sank that low. the reason for this is therefore sid vicious' answer, the song My Way.
What It Is Like To Have A Son In Iracq
First off the pictures you see of a young man ,wife and baby are my son.He is in the ARMY.He is stationed at Ft.Cambell ,KY.Well he went to Iracq November30,2005.It broke my heart.All of the dreams ,night mares ,worrieing,caused me not to eat,not to sleep.It got so bad that i had to got to the doctor.He put me on nerve pills and told me to stop watching the news.During that time his wife was living in S.C. with her grandmotherand pregnant.My mother was also very sick .Well when his wife started to having problems with the baby the doctors red crossed him for him to come home so he did get to come home long enought to see the baby born.The baby is doing good now but we almost lost her.She is doing fine now.Right after he got back to Iracq ,my mother got worse .You see she had alzemers and she did die.two weeks after he left to go back.The red cross sent for him but they would not let him come home because GRAND PARENTS DO NOT COUNT .She helped me raise him and she did not count to the
The Nico Conspiracy Theory
Mighty Quinn spelled backwards becomes Nico, Why Tie Him!!!
Madison Avenue Advertising Slogans
Subject: Madison Avenue Advertising Slogans The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions. The top ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, ho
Another Drop In The Bucket......
So I WAS in a good mood today, Until I got the certified letter from my job (UPS) They are threatening to fire me if I don't improve my "misload" frequency......Funny, they usually move you to the unload before they term you. But for some reason I'm not getting the impression they are going to do that with me. Fuck. This really is starting to upset me, I guess monday morning I will go and have a talk with the union rep, and see what can be done about this. I don't think this is being handled the right way, I feel like they are strong arming me somehow.... Maybe I should take a tour of FedEx..... Truth of the matter is, when I started I WANTED to be in unload instead of loading, I'm so ADHD I'm having trouble focusing enough to be able to read each damn package. It's a brain dead job, but I like it, well, I did.......
Saturday Links: Live From Las Vegas, Virus Tour Press Conference, Download The O&a Show, New Videos Online
The Opie and Anthony Show is broadcasting LIVE from Las Vegas, Nevada at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino today to kick off the 2007 Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. Stay tuned starting at 2pm (Pacific time)/5pm EST on XM 202 for all the details and upcoming tour dates. We'll have all of them listen online as well (as fast as my mongoloid fingers can type) The dates are currently listed online at the Traveling Virus Myspace page If you didn't make it to Vegas, you can catch ALL of the action LIVE, poolside on your Paltalk! There's hot ass walking all over around the pool from the Spearmint Rhino so turn on your Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Fan Room'.(and no, you don't need a webcam to check out all the video feeds) As always, if you missed any of the Opie and Anthony Show this week, you can download it online from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/09/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/10/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/11/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/12/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A S
First Visit The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we´ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby Low Sperm Count A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-
One Of Us
One Of Us lyrics They passed me by, all of those great romances You were, I felt, robbing me of my rightful chances My picture clear, everything seemed so easy And so I dealt you the blow One of us had to go Now it's different, I want you to know One of us is crying One of us is lying In her lonely bed Staring at the ceiling Wishing she was somewhere else instead One of us is lonely One of us is only Waiting for a call Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feeling small Wishing she had never left at all I saw myself as a concealed attraction I felt you kept me away from the heat and the action Just like a child, stubborn and misconceiving That's how I started the show One of us had to go Now I've changed and I want you to know One of us is crying One of us is lying In her lonely bed Staring at the ceiling Wishing she was somewhere else instead One of us is lonely One of us is only Waiting for a call Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feeling small Wishing
Forever Embrace
My heart hurts. A pain which burns so deep, ravaging even my soul. Weeks worth of tears build to insurmountable heights. I am drowning in them. This has to stop. As the darkness fills my eyes, eternal sleep is on the horizon. It beckons to me. It waits with open arms. Welcoming me home. Safe at last I dream of you. A dream from which I will never awake. You, me, our love forever. Nothing or no one can touch us now. Here in our peaceful bliss. You reach out to me. I run into your arms. Our forever embrace.
Do You Think They Care?
Here I sit sit all alone once again. Do you think they care? I know better. Why do I try try to hide the pain inside. Do you think they care? I know better. Alone I cry cry in silent misery Do you think they care? I know better. Now I die die to finally live. Do you think they care? I know better. Now they realize realize they could have stopped it Do you think they care? They do, but it's too late.
Friends Ughhhhh!
why do some people So called Friends stab ya in the back. You think you can trust them fully, but you really cant..... Then there is this one or two friends you can count on and I have a few like that. I have learned not to trust everyone i talk with but I do have a loving heart. I will always listen to you.... I will always be there for everyone.... Hugs and Smoochies!
what the what is ladie like what the what is the differince between you and me what the what is the reason you want me or that i want you what the what makes a man not a boy what the what can i do?????????????????????????????????
Boise Decides To Clean Up The Streets!
Laundry Mishap Spews Suds in Boise Apr 13, 5:59 PM (ET) BOISE, Idaho (AP) - It's probably not what city officials had in mind for keeping the streets clean and tidy. On Thursday, a commercial laundry mishap caused citrus-scented bubbles to spew out of manhole covers along a three-block stretch on the city's east side. City public works crews traced the problem to American Linen, which accidentally released detergent into the municipal sewer lines. The combination of gravity and churning water whipped the soap into a sudsy foam that erupted from the manholes like geysers. "We have never had a situation like this before," said Vince Trimboli, the public works spokesman. Officials say the company had a malfunction, caused by human error, in its automated detergent loading device, releasing 167 gallons of a harmless but concentrated detergent. Crews worked during the day to disperse the suds before they reached the treatment facility, then used soft-spray hoses and ya
The Alternate Ending To Charlie Brown's Christmas Special
(Originally posted on January 18, 2007)While stumbling around the Internet, I found this page which has an alternate ending to the Charlie Brown Christmas special.I like it all, except for the very last scene. :-)tag: Charlie Brown, satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, humor, video, movie, mature-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Winter Wonderland
why did johnny rotten quit the group after the winterland show? why did he feel cheated? after all it was the largest show they had played so far? a small guess: he heard sid playing the bass.
Burn To Burn
Otsego Undead
An I.q. Test Of This One First
Passing requires 4 correct answers i'll put the answers in another blog so you can't cheat all at once.. the answers may not be exactly what you think they are. enjoy 1. How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get catgut? 4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5. What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7. What was King George VI's first name? 8. What colour is a purple finch? 9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10. What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane? write down your answers and compare them to the next blog.. no cheating
What I Look For In A Guy. . . .
In a guy, I would want him to respect me. I don't want a guy who likes me just because I have big breasts and a big butt. I just want him to like me just the way I'am... Also I would like a guy who is tall, thin, ans has a athletic body. I don't like a guy who is lazy and sits down and eat chips all day. I want a guy to have fun with. Someone who would always be there with me through thick and thin. I also want a guy who will also be my best friend and we can talk about anything. That is what i look for in a guy
Need Talented Web Designer Asap
Looking for a web designer not a graphic artist anyone know of an awesome web builder if so hit me up I possibly have work for you if interested!!!! Looking for someone that has experience and can show proof of their work...If so contact Charisse at and we can get more into detail on the site and it's contents. Someone that is familiar with html,php, asp and ect...that can write the codes....I will be waiting to hear from you and guaranteed it will be a success!!!! Thanks, Chris
Ok, I'm gonna use this space to vent for a moment. I've got a situation where I'm not comfortable with and that I wish to not be a part of. Here it is. My roomate (lets call her E). E got married to C. We are on a lease together until he end of june. C lives in Kipling, a whole nother town somewhere. E decides to move out early to move in with her new husband. The thing is that since we're on a lease she decides to mov in her father D, to live with me without my consent. So I'm pretty irritated about that. I feel like I'm stuck in this situation where I have to live with this stranger whom I dont know very well, and dont want to know in the first place. So I figured since she's my friend I'll give them a chance. WELL....... I had two rules in my house, 1: was to not smoke in the house, I am a non smoker, for a year this house has never been smoked in. Our friends know this and therefore smoke outside due to respect. I told him of this and E and told him of his to, so we had an agreeme
Let The Games Begin........
here we go again... off for another few rounds of everyone's favorite game.........woooooooooooo. i see this ending in tears as usual!
Desperations Call
A smile to hide The emptiness inside A laugh to conceal A misery unreal A mask to disguise Agony and lies A breath to say I'm going away A razor to bleed An aching need A heart to beat In desperate retreat A coffin to bury An unwanted me A rose to believe Now I'm free
The Ability To Change
me and my ex just came off of a 2 month relationship and over a years friendship. the relationship I'll miss simply because I hate being single but breaking up is easier these days. the friendship part however is a different story. I absolutely hate losing friends. Now through her eyes, the reason we aren't friends is solely my fault. after all, I'm always jealous of everyone she talks to, when we were together and when we weren't. (her words, not mine) in my opinion, if you are going to text the another guy from my phone, don't I have the right to be a little upset??? but that's not the point right now, let's move on. While me and her were in the midst of an arguement, a very depressing time period came up. in one of my photos I have a pic of my tattoo. 2 of those 3 people were dead and burried in that week. it was during that week that my ex decided to intentionally piss me off. (my opinion, not hers) now, before we go any further, let me just state that I'm diagnosed with sev
Wild Fires
Wild fires of frustration rage without end clawing at whatever love is left a desperate soul seeks a way to mend but the fire leaves her world a wreck She screams with her untamed tears driving her fist into every regret tossing and turning in bed anger she hears in hopes these memories she can forget The hopeful castle she built sometime ago now crumbles and slips through her fingers she whips at the dream in her heart that grows as her eyes savor the remains that linger The never ending nights of questions and doubts hammer at her mind without rest if only she could bravely open her mouth the heaviness would depart from her chest Wide awake now lights turned on I look at my pencil that is used to write life of this pencil shortens with my every frown crying into my book of the tension that bites I close my book and see the sun rise another day begins I pray, be strong opening the closet I pick out my smile leave my heart in dark
The Battle Between Nico And Yoko
who was most successful of their capturing of brian jones? nico is guilty in just one thing. she did let yoko became the winner. but what did she do wrong?
I Love You As Me
I Love You as Me Always there for talking Telling everything on you're mind I'm always there for sharing If you're in a bind I'll give you my all And you give me yours We can break this wall And destroy the doors Being one spirit Living this life Our soul can bear it Bear the growing strife We'll fight our pain Because I only need you Your heart is my aim So I'll know your view I love you as me- You're the only one I trust You're all I need Your friendships a must
I'm Exhausted, Sleep Starved, And Dreading Ever Waking Again Once I Lay Down...
I'm fairly sleep-deprived and have been suppressing my crankiness for the past few days now. I'm fucking restless and bored. I hate routines. I hate normalcy. I hate waking up at the same time every day and doing the exact same god damn tedious fucking things. Anything enjoyable seems fleeting. And so I readjust to being part of the working class America. I've basically given up on the notion that I will ever sleep more than five hours at a time for the rest of my life. Open swing the doors of insomnia, welcoming me to a state of living death once again. I just can't think of a worse time for me to be having trouble sleeping. I need to be able to make it through the next two weeks of work with a clear head, since I'm so new and don't want to accidentally step out of line. Heaven knows after the last three months of unemployment I can't afford to go any longer without income to support myself [the cats and my man]. Usually the hours before I have to work 3rd shift just don't pass
10 Things A Woman Wont Say
10.burn my clit 09.cutt my boobs off 08.wax me with grey tape 07.boss me around and hit me hard my sister 05.middle of sex"stop licking me" 04.fuck me over again 03.set my pussy on fire 02.shave me bald"whole" me cunt
I Hit A Dog!
I was on my way to take my son's sheets to Head Start when out of now where, there's a dog in front of my car. I couldn't miss it so wammmmm, I hit it. It scared me, this is the first dog I have ever hit, I shed a few tears and continued to shake for about 30 mins. Thank goodness that it didn't do anything to my car, no blood or anything on it, but to bad for the dog, it shouldn't have been in the road. RIP little white doggy! RIP!
Thank you my space....just wrote the greatest blog and clicked post...It all went here the hell we go again. It's Monday....Happy Monday, it's a great one.....I know, just try missing one and see what happens. Been a good start to the week. Talked to two wonderful ladies last night who I think are going to make my web site really shine....OK, time for a plug....the site is to get that stuff in. Two very pretty ladies who should really make a difference....made me feel pretty damn good. Now I am enjoying yet anothers whiskey and diet coke, I really seem to enjoy those...more and more. Been a good start to the a email from the SonEdna Foundation, that's where I was Saturday, at Morgan Freeman's for a writers retreat.....had a great time and may get more fun work. The Crosstie Arts and Crafts Festival Satuday was also a lot of great people. Hang on...I need another drink.......Ok, I am back. Today I got a line on
Thank you my space....just wrote the greatest blog and clicked post...It all went here the hell we go again. It's Monday....Happy Monday, it's a great one.....I know, just try missing one and see what happens. Been a good start to the week. Talked to two wonderful ladies last night who I think are going to make my web site really shine....OK, time for a plug....the site is to get that stuff in. Two very pretty ladies who should really make a difference....made me feel pretty damn good. Now I am enjoying yet anothers whiskey and diet coke, I really seem to enjoy those...more and more. Been a good start to the a email from the SonEdna Foundation, that's where I was Saturday, at Morgan Freeman's for a writers retreat.....had a great time and may get more fun work. The Crosstie Arts and Crafts Festival Satuday was also a lot of great people. Hang on...I need another drink.......Ok, I am back. Today I got a line on
The Las Vegas Trip!!!
Well, I’m back! The Vegas trip was pretty awesome. If you haven’t noticed, I’ve posted pics already, so check them out and leave me comments. First, the Convention: The NAB was the most overwhelming experience ever. The technology I saw there is crazy. The Ultra High Definition television with 22.2 channel surround sound so real you would swear you are there. And there was the smallest High Definition camcorder at the show, and there were interactive touch screen televisions that you could store information on and bring it up at the drop of a hat at amazing speeds! There was just so much new technology at the convention. I met some people, got a lot of information, and some nice swag. The BEA was kind of boring though, with mostly just meetings and such happening. We did look at the Documentary film showcase, which was inspirational to me. And then we went and saw the showcase of “Hank’s Hunt” in the student film category. Cody and Kasey and the rest of us were there, and I neve
I was on the internet one night, And came across someone so nice, We introduced ourselves and talked about certain things, But never did I know that this could be. How could it be that you are so far but yet near, When constantly I'm wishing you were here, Why is it that the treasures you long for most, Are always so far but never too close? I thanks the Gods for sending you my way, And to see you soon is what I pray, Everything I do I can't do without thinking of you. I cant figure out what to do, All I seem to think about is you, Before I go to bed and when I wake up too. It's funny how one night we're online, Then the next you whisper in my ear, "Goodnight".
Spirit Vs. Human Side Of Life
Spirit Vs. Human Side of Life Why is it that no matter what faith, belief, religion or creed people are, there seems to be more flesh or human put into the mix, instead of just the spirit of oneself? This has plagued me for a very long time. I don't understand how anyone can call themselves a certain faith, only to not live by what their Bible, Creed, Koran or even the General Golden Rule, teaches us all. Let's take the Pagan/Wiccan Reed "Do What Ye Will Harm None", The Bible says "Do unto others as you would have done to you", why is it that, we as humans in some way, have to hurt others? Why can't we make the effort to live in the spirit, meaning the spirit that lies within ourselves, the one that makes each of one alive? Why do we as humans have the jealousy, the anger with each other, the hurtful part of us all, the inconsiderate behavior, to take into consideration what the other person's spirit needs or wants for a moment? These things I ponder and it hurts me t
Words Of Wisdom
While talking to my mom today on instant messenger we discusses how I feel that people who I trusted have somehow been lured in again by my exhusband. She and I talked and she commented on how powerful I believe he is and how he is not really that powerful, persuasive or convincing let alone likeable. Ya know what she is right!!!!!!!! She had this to say about the friends I thought I had back east as well. "I HATE when people HAVE TO HAVE that high drama, Soap Opera thing going on. I refuse to participate & if it keeps up, I just move on. Those people are not a good friendship match for me. If they're a good work match, I'll work with them, but they'll learn REAL QUICK not to include me in their madness !" You know what again she is Right!!!!! I am adopting this for my own life and letting go of those who have to have the high drama and soap opera thing going on. Why should I be a part of it? I will admit I snooped around on some people's friends pages, found pe
Pondering Thoughts
Ok I have a pondering that has been wracking my brain for awhile now. I was talking to my sister Gail last night about people in who were in our lives in the past. We sat and talked about how one minute someone can say they are your best friends or sisters of the heart or soul then in the next your heart out with a blunt spoon and stop all contact. We have both had this happen to us by various people. Some were the same ones as the other, a few were different. Our thing is this when they try to come back as they have always done in the past do you just forgive and forget the pain that you worked so hard to not have in your life and allow them back into your life? Or do you put up walls and move on with your life not allowing them in? Both of us are women who allow others in who deplete us of our energies and lives over and over again. We just need to understand if why this has happened. For me now in my life I am moving forward in my life to have less drama,
Tell Me Where You Are From
We Are On The Right Track My Fellow Pagans
Please read! For our fellow pagan troops who sacrafice their lives for this country we are now on the right track to having our symbol on our headstone approved thru the VA. Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 23:41:44 -0400 (EDT) To: circletimes@... From: Circle Times Subject: [circletimes] More Veteran Pentacle Quest Update Additional media links and other materials have been just added to the Veteran Pentacle Quest website: EDITORIAL: Inside the First Amendment: The Nature of Discrimination Charles C. Haynes, Senior Scholar of the First Amendment Center, has spoken out about the need to uphold religious freedom for Wiccans and for everyone, in this editorial published on-line and in newspapers around the nation, such as in April 3, 2007 issue of the Courier-Journal newspaper of Louisville, Kentucky. Here is the excerpt about the Quest from this editorial. A link to the entire editorial is under Media Coverage at the Veteran Pentacle Quest website: http://www.circles
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Little Girl
Blue-tinted glass separates the past and me. Worlds and stars move in the universe. I care about those times, a never ending cycle of water staining glass. Need is a night-light to keep my monster in their closets, their whispers muffled. Fire destroys my old photographs.
Cycles Of Mars
Remember you, all the faces you see. We are the future, the clouds moving around the world. Disappearing in the sun, holding the rain to feed the ground, making the storm to see you shutter. The star winking, falling, crying, crashing to the ground. Burning a hole into a mind. Day time, smile, act like we're not there. Ignore us touching your spine, stroking your hair. Night falls laying in bed alone, surrounded by us. Watching, waiting for dreams to come. We'll be there, taunting you.
Va Report
Sec. Nicholson held Press Brief Today and Released the report. Subject: GWOT Task Force Report Released Task Force Aims at Improved Services for GWOT Veterans Nicholson - Vets "Shouldn't Fight For Benefits Earned" WASHINGTON (April 24, 2007) - Military personnel returning from Iraq and Afghanistan can look forward to more timely receipt of benefits, better information and more streamlined processes, thanks to streamlined federal procedures announced today by Secretary of Veterans Affairs Jim Nicholson, who chaired a presidential task force. "The federal government must be responsive and efficient in delivering our benefits and services to these heroes," Nicholson said during a speech to the National Press Club. "They should not have to fight bureaucratic red tape for benefits earned by their courageous service." On March 6, President Bush appointed Nicholson to lead the Interagency Task Force on Returning Global War on Terror
cant believe i finally got to get on here...due to a tech error this site will only let me on when it feels like it and ive been too busy to try work out why.Just getting over my hubbys 50th bday...PHEW! shit im still under the weather..thank goodness we have a public holiday today.....its for Anzac Day the day we commerate our soldiers who went to war and and faught for our country...RIP to all who died in action. How do i stop this yucky feeling of wanting to vomit...good golly i got so smashed...Never again....yes i know we all say that...cheers huggs to all and sorry for my absence.
Week 51
- Buddy comes home! Buddy comes home! After 51 weeks of alleged deaths, new powers, being experimented on and more, Animal Man finally gets back to his family this week, and he’s positively glowing about it. Literally. Later, Starfire shows up, gives the no-longer-memorial jacket to the Baker family, and collapses! - Mirroring a meeting 51 weeks ago, superheroes from around the world have gathered in Metropolis, this time to remember Superboy. Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman meet again and talk about how their lives have changed over the past year. - Adam Strange comes home! Adam Strange gets home to Rann! Sure, it’s being attacked by some weird volcanic creatures, but he gets his long-awaited reunion with his wife and daughter, and we’ll admit there was a tear in our collective eye. - Lobo returns with the Emerald Eye of Ekron to meet what appears to be his Triple Fish God. It turns out that the fish god sent Lobo on his mission for the eye just because he’d heard it was th
Wednesday....feels like a stormy Monday......thank God for the Allman Brothers Band...guess that might be a private joke or something for us oldie but goodies. Lets see what the hell in the world is going on today.....another afternoon of cold adult really is time to chill for a while. Yesterday some dumbass dropped bomb threat messages all over the DSU campus and shut everything and everybody down then and for a couple of days yet to come....hopefully someone will find the stupid little jerk and give him what he, she or it deserves.Got some pictures for the NewsLeader and the Clarion Ledger....but everything was truely as mess for everyone concerned. Tommorow should start the wild week for the Newsleader....we generally shoot everything for the entire paper Thursday afternoon through Saturday morning....make life move in the fast lace for a couple of days...but it is all fun to do. What else on a stormy Wednesday....lets see....I did get the "adult glamour i
Somebody To Love - Jim Carrey
Poem #14 - ~*~ A Christmas Wish ~*~
Christmas wishes do they come true? For all that I have seen. I sit and stare out of my window, Every Christmas Eve. I look upon the gracing stars. For my heart this year was torn. I see one big bright single star. For this is the one I wish upon. For I make only one wish each year that passes. After the ring of the midnight church bell. I make my wish to circle back. This past year thats been a living hell. They've been apart now for 8 months. A tragedy to my life it brought Not a day flew by living at one Had they not both been in my heart. So I'll make this my one and only Christmas wish. How happy my life would be. To see my mom and dad join as one. Once again that happy family. © Copyright by Donna Curole
George Carlin - Ten Commandments
George Carlin - Religion
Poem #23 - ~*~ Your Kiss ~*~
For the pain I have held inside. For all the tears my eyes have cried. Nothing could simmer down to this, It's all because I am in want of your kiss. I want to feel your lips, Oh how they are misled at times. To feel that passionate touch, Of your lips pressed firmly against mines. I want to feel the warmth of your breath. As you make your way closer you will see. My body as it begins to get hotter. As you inch even closer to me. I am begging to feel this shimmer, As my body shaketh a bit. From the anticipation of this very moment, All my insides begin to twitch. This is the moment I have waited for, As you gently lay your lips to mine. The sweet surrender of my passion unfolds. Leaving all those feelings behind. © Copyright by Donna Curole
George Carlin - Germs
George Carlin - Baseball And Football
George Carlin - Education
This Is Me!!
You scored as You are a Vampiric Elf!. Congratulations my friend! You are a Vampyric Elf. Your kind are few and far between! Your hobbies include drinking the blood of innocent victims or just draining it and mixing it with herbs and spices. You were once one of the noblest of white magic creatures but you turned against those who you loved, most likely because of lost love, and turn yourself into their greatest fear to punish them all!Fallen Angel100%You are a Vampiric Elf!100%Black Witch92%You are a Demon83%Vampire67%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with
Simple Basics
Lessons in life come in many ways and forms, most when we least expect them. My grandfather was one of the strongest influences on my life. He was my teacher in so many ways, and he taught you in a way you didn't know you were learning. He has been gone many years now, but his influence lives on so a part of him lives on in me. I like to think he'd be pleased about this. He was a simple country man, a carpenter turned farmer due to an injury. He never saw the inside of a school, but was one of the most intelligent and wisest men I have ever met. The lessons he taught me early on were what I consider some of the most important ones I have ever learned. Just simple common sense sort of things. 1 - It doesn't cost anything at all to be nice to someone, and the reward you get for that is without price. 2 - Stop and think about how what you are about to do will do to others. Always remember to say please and thank you. 3 - A good joke will help even the most desperate of
A Sad, But Also Happy Day.
Well today we remembered my Pop Pop on his 1 yr anniversary of his passing. I got up and performed in front of 200 people, just like I said I would, but I did have the chills running up my spine. I belted out every note that was in my heart. The good thing was we raised some money for the Veterans fund. My Pop Pop did 2 tours of duty in the Army and Air Force, so it was an honor to do in his memory. I ran into a lot of the people I grew up with and had learned to box and wrestle with when I was in high school. As a matter of fact one of the guys is trying to get me to get back in the ring. I'm contemplating it seriously. Must be having a China Doll Syndrome as I like to say. It was truly a blessing to see so many happy people celebrating the great life my grandfather lived and to make known that I am not alone. Life does go on.
My Brain Is Frying In Teflon And Aluminum....yay
Things I Have Learned From Living In Southern Illinois...
>>Things I Have Learned From Living in Southern Illinois ..... > >1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. > >2. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Southern >Illinois. > >3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Southern >Illinois >plus a couple no one's seen before. > >4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. > >5. Onced and Twiced are words. > >6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. > >7. Houses have "Winders" and "Windas", never has a window been seen South >of I-70 > > >8. People actually grow and eat okra. > >9. "Fixinto" is one word. > >10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then >there >is supper. > >11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when >you're two. > > > >12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." > >13. DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you e
Portishead -- Over
Apoptygma Berzerk - In This Together
Gatway Battery's
Heads Up everyone with a Gatway Laptop watch out there new battery's have been blowing up....yep that is what happen to mine last night that is why I havening issue with my computer and with sam's. So I'm not sure when I can get back on a computer again. To find out if your battery is a bad one go to gatway's home page and on the page there is a link....well you all I have to get going hope to be back soon as a can. Love you all and take care :)
Vacation Update 2: Download The 'worst Of', New Photos, Traveling Virus Ticket Links, New T-shirts On Sale, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos
We're just about mid-way through our vacation, and there's still a bunch of goodness to share with you while you putz around at home online. First off, in case you haven't picked up your TRAVELING VIRUS COMEDY TOUR TICKETS, you shoulud do so ASAP. They're going fast, and you don't want to miss out on 'The Comedy Event of 2007', so get clickin' and get yer tickets! As always, if you missed any of 'The Worst Of' Opie and Anthony this week, you can download it online from AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/23/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/24/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/25/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/26/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/27/2007 New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: We got a TON of new photos this week submitted to RateMyWOW, but because of a lousy-ass hotel internet connection, I couldn't tell you about them. Once again, our pal Brandon Iron has sent in another batch of girls he's taping for his
Lyrics For Ex
It's like you're a drug It's like you're a demon I can't face down It's like I'm stuck It's like I'm running from you all the time And I know I let you have all the power It's like the only company I seek is misery all around It's like you're a leech Sucking the life from me It's like I can't breathe Without you inside of me And I know I let you have all the power And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted to you It's like I can't think Without you interrupting me In my thoughts In my dreams You've taken over me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm not me It's like I'm lost It's like I'm giving up slowly It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me Leave me alone And I know these voices in my head Are mine alone And I know I'll never change my ways If I don't give you up now It's like I can't breathe It's like I can't see anything Nothing but you I'm addicted t
More Words Of Wisedom
As in a pile of rubbish cast by the side of a highway a lotus might grow clean-smelling pleasing the heart, so in the midst of the rubbish-like, people run-of-the-mill & blind, there dazzles with discernment the disciple of the Rightly Self Awakened One.
Bettermembers Representation
My name is James P Reardon Sr. I run a social networking website as well called bettermember. In March I caught a series of Videos making their way all over Yahoo that delivered a powerful message. That's when I realized I could use my website to generate funds to donate to such a cause - Thus releasing the BetterMember Emergency Response Team. BetterMember generates funds through affiliation and Multi-Level Marketing's, over 5 years in the industry and we hope to do so much with this. Also looking for other Volunteers to join and represent the BetterMember Emergency Response Team. Thank You, James P Reardon Sr.
Why are all the really hot guys taken....I mean was there a hot guy meeting where all the hot guys given away to single girls...and why the hell wasn't I at this meeting...
No One To Chat?
Dang this crap is hard to figure out trying to caht with someone is difficult. I love to chat so if you do as well send me a Private msg. so many hott girls here dang
Omg He Left Me *crys*
My Backround
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Taser Gun
TASER GUN -- Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on yourassailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spo
Tear Me Open
Oh how I totally wish my song Over You by Daughtry was true but alase it's not. I'm not over you, and I doubt I ever will be. I miss the love, the laughs, the shine in your eyes, the beauty of your smile. The sound of your laugh. The fire in me feels as if it's fading, life is draining out of me slowly killing me from within. Tear me open rip out the heart that feels, the heart that's breaking again. I miss the feeling of being alive. Suicide seems so easy but I lack the strength and my stupidity drives me to keep going just to see if the feeling will ever be in my reach from your hands again. End the pain I'm in, teach me how to live again. :((
May12@havok: The Dolly Pops Featuring Madeleine Sophiebr And Best Dressed Dolly Fetish Costume Contest.
HaVoK - Houston's Darkwave Club Event presents: The DOLLY POPS featuring Madeleine Sophiebr and Best dressed Dolly fetish costume contest. When: Saturday May 12, 2007 at 11:59 PM Where:: The Engine Room 1515 Pease St. Houston, TX 77002 Also featuring: Statik - DJ Naika Whisperwish - Dubble Viszion - Daezwon - Subject #28 Special UV Performance and GOGO Dancing by the Digi-Dollz. 18 and Up Only $15 cover - Door $12 dressed in doll/dolly attire $12 Presales @
Crazy People On Ct
Wow I have finally met my first certifed nut on CT. This bitch, hits me up on my shout box, asked me a buch of questions about how many women I had been with in the past, then calles me a male whore. LOL I'm willing to bet that the men on CT wouldn't call me a male whore, they would say I probably didnt get enough pussy growning up. Shit 20 isnt that bad is it? If anyone wants to know this crazy persons SN it's hotcollegechick, or somthing like that. if you see her RUNNNNNN!!!! She's a fucking nut.
Hi every one
Tear And A Rose Part 4
Rose petals fall, Like the tears from your eyes, Seems everytime love blumes, It dies, You thought you found Heaven, Just to feel like hell, you love her so much, Now who do you tell, You climb from the wreckedge, Of a torn up heart, You fell way to fast, Now you're torn apart, Now who will fix it, Who will stop it from bleeding, who will hold it tight, Who will give it what its needing, Now the tears fall, The rose withers away, Making a silky puddle, For the new seed to bath...
Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
As I think back on what I did in my life, I cant help but think of losing you. The things I did I cant take back, even if I could, I would see it through. You were there through the months, when I was down and depressed. Sometimes I would be out of my mind, and you would help me get dressed. I always push those I love the most away, don`t want them to get to close. I never was able to tell you, you were the one I loved the most. Loved everything about you and your body, like the song goes " You dont know what you got til it`s gone"! Thoughts of you just haunt my memories, and now I just sit here all alone. Where did it all go wrong ?, dont know what I can do to get back to you. All I wanted was to be with you, and I think thats what you wanted too. I didn`t mean the things that I said, was only trying to keep you near me. You don`t even know you own worth, you were always modest that was plain to see. So as I reflect on my
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More Bs For No Reason
So I've spent the last few days trying to become friend's with the hottest pornstars on Myspace. So far I've been good to go. If only I could go ahead and meet these lovely women on a more personal level. Then I could truly be happy. Also, I've noticed that none of the girls at work are hitting on me. I don't think that I understand why they won't. I've been there for over 2 weeks now, and still no one asking for my number or telling me that I should go to their dorm room and have a 3-sum with them and their roommate.... I am disappointed. And this is not the last time I was disappointed today. I wanted to watch the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie tonight on tv like they advertised. But what did they do? They went ahead and showed it in mini mini mini shot on the bottom left corner of the screen while all the other shows were on. Dammit. It was funny. Don't get me wrong. But damn it disappointed me.

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