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Nickelback - Hero
These lyrics are so true...... I am so high. I can hear heaven. I am so high. I can hear heaven. Oh but heaven, no heaven dont hear me. And they say that a hero can save us. Im not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. Someone told me love will ALL save us. But how can that be, look what love gave us. A world full of killing, and blood-spilling That world never came. And they say that a hero can save us. Im not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. Now that the world isnt ending, its love that Im sending to you. It isnt the love of a hero, and thats why I fear it wont do. And they say that a hero can save us. Im not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. And they're watching us (Watching Us) And they're watching us (Watching Us) As we all fly away.yeahaahh...ooouuhh(#3X)
Come Show Me How Much You Like My A$$
I am in the best a$$ contest. Come commet bomb my picture and show me how much ya love my a$$. lol hugs Carrie
Ok Cherrys If You Drive In S.fla.this Is For You Lol Haha So True............
SOUTH FLORIDA DRIVING RULES LMFAO YA RIGHT!!! Current mood: crazy Category: Life July 22, 2007 4:11 pm Subject South Florida Driving Rules....LMFAO... Body: : 1. You must first learn to pronounce the name, it is: "FLAAAAARIDA". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 8:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On I-95 your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is grounds to run you off the road while giving you the finger. 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Florida has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, SUV cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk
Cute Nylons Pic
add me so can all of you ho love to see nylons pic go to my photo and see some sexy cute pic
"daddy It Hurts"
"Daddy it hurts" My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I star
Cam Girl Profile: Kylie
Once again, we're taking out our long pointy stick and probing around in the brain of one of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls. This week, we hit up one of our blonde bombshells. The sexy Kylie has shaken her ass for us a few times, once in her F*CK ME shirt, and another time shaking her lingerie-strapped ass on a bed. We're hoping to get more videos from Kylie in the coming months, but for now, you can enjoy the fact that she put up with our stupid asses long enough to answer some silly questions... here's how it went down... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Kylie: Needles and Bad B.O. !! ...ugh... DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Kylie: Oh i dono.. I don't really have a talent, but i can do a mean Keg stand! (you know, sometimes I forget how old these girls are, and I'm quick to throw out those sarcastic 'MENSA' comments... I'll be nice today.) She's crawling out of the computer...she's coming to see ME!!!! Maybe. Click The Pic! See Kylie LIVE
One Soul
In my glory he is my darkest hour His world ripping my soul in two Bleeding for his cause of reason Only to feel like his whore inside Softly I tryed to ask why he hurts so Swiftly I am his prey, left in the dirt to play So much he wanted my loving trust Yet wicked rumors scream wildly in the wind of our sins I stand at the water thinking of him Now I sit in wonder how my tears escapes my face Remarkable all the memories he did replace Even everything I tryed to earse I love him so much I could cry Yet when I am gone I am no more then a pawn A game he could not turn away
As one her body reacts to her mind Hunger crawling deep inside Her thoughts tell her, "you've been replaced" Sudden lonlieness hits harder then before Softly she glares at her reflections Wondering how she couldnt have seen His games making her bleed How her love wont let him be Inprisoined all of his eterinty Slowly she slips through his finger tips Loving her has become so unforgiving His name she does live by Her soul he will die for Haunting memories bind their hearts How she loves him without a fight Her heart he keeps apart Yet has just enough to make it tight with her in his site He drives her anger deep inside Now she wants to run and hide All alone she does not cry Like his servant she will beg Unnoticed he will turn his head How she wishs she was dead
The Devils Wife
No longer invisable with fear Now she sees more clear His whispering I Love you fade past her dieng ears As his hunger grew, her bones did show Each day passing growing darker then before Fearless she walks in his dominic shadow Consuming the very life from her soul Watching him pray an her sanity Waisting tears on empty exscuess She wonders if she cryed, would he feel speacial Judge her not for the sin she lives But for her actions within her heart The reason he will never part She is who she is and always will be He can hate to love her And she'll love to hate him
In My Mind
Why try, all you do is lie Forbidden, my heart does not cry Bowing in anger,your fears I have become My lifeless soul lays some where cold My bodies fleash rotting in the earths crest All I knew, all I loved you took from me Dieing years above and beyound Now I sit and watch you dance Like a spider caught in my web You are my prey and I will feest on your fleash for all etrinty Ask me why if you must Ever so sly I reply in lust As you lay there like it is a must All the while you think I am dum You dont know that I see Because you will never know me
He asked of her name Watchs as She controlls thier game Every move someone new for him to blame Enjoyment he found, her suffering in a crowed He asked of her name Like the ocean her anger goes deep Beyond any simpole wheep Her secrtes he wishs to know, kept burried in her soul He asked of her name Knowing her fight 'till death Her life he thinks he knows best His weakness in dismay, her cold hearted vest He asked of her name Begging for a kiss His stars have never twinkled like this In the last hour breathing so heavy He crys her name
Her Hate Keeps Her Alive
Her fell like salt to open wounds Her voice sielent to his screams Her body hurting from life with him The same comfert she found in his arms Now sitts in shadows waiting for her soul Like a distant starr so far, so cold, so gone to old She hates to love his heart Feels like a thousand cuts deep in her skin Flooding the walls outside and within Knowing she has no place with him She'll go her owen way Never asking him to stay How she wants him to herself Watching him go every where else
To Late
When I see your face All the coldness goes away When I hear your voice nothing else seems to matter Side by side I stand your ground watching as they all fall down At your will soilders come out to play even when the storm has gone away So softly you kiss my lips fearing the whispers from before whith no remorse I watch you grow Crying for what I do not know My eyes beg of you to release me from my pain As you lay there screaming my name Giving me all the blame
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17:3-4“I am warning you! If another believer sins, rebuke him; then if he repents, forgive him. Even if he wrongs you seven times a day and each time turns again and asks forgiveness, forgive him.”
The Olive Tree
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Dont Like "fubar" Anymore
i can honestly say im sick of this fucking site. its retarted and its just boring now. i didnt see it for much more then a game, and now i cant even play on, becuase i dont have a web cam or digi cam to post a salute pic. stupid. everyone on here takes this game to seriously. anyways. ill be sending gifts to people wasting the rest of my points. if you want to contact me outside of this site, you can do so by sending me a message on my myspace: and please put in the subject box you are from cherrytap cause i wont open it otherwise.
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Okay, That Wasn't Fun
Packing in general isn't fun. You never realize how much crap you can accumulate until you have to go through it and box it all up. What's worse is coming across those photo envelopes with pictures of your ex. Funny how when they say they were so unhappy and pictures say otherwise.
I Am A Crotch Man.
At the time, I was a sophomore in college. My name is Harold. I am a regular guy, ok looking with a good body. I played sports and had some experience with sex. I was home from college for the summer. My sister Vee was a cheerleader in high school. Her best friend Shannon was a cheerleader too. They were both 18 year old and high school seniors. Vee was nice looking and very smart. She had nice tits and a beautiful ass. We were a very open family and I have seen her nude many times. Her friend Shannon was very nice looking and had very large tits. She had nipples that stuck out even when she had on a bra. Most of the time, she did not wear one. She and my sister spent the night together in our house all the time. Let me tell you something about myself. I am a crotch man. I love a woman with a beautiful crotch. Shannon had a beautiful crotch. Her pussy would show no matter what she wore. When she wore tight pants, you could see the impri
"Tease." I muttered. Hands quickly pulled my boxers off, making me naked and blind in the fragrant darkness. I moved to the bed, and her hands pushed me back against the pillows. I could feel the warmth of her body near me and I longed to reach out an stroke her. "Just lay back and enjoy this." She purred. More movements as she positioned herself on the bed. Again lips encircled the head of my cock, tounge swirling, wet and warm. The velvety smoothness caused me to moan softly, and I could feel her warm breath against my skin. All at once she swallowed my cock, deeply, into her throat. She'd never before been able to 'throat' my dick, and I gasped loudly as her lips tugged and sucked. Rising slowly, lips tight against me, she flicked her tounge back and forth over the muscular ridge under my cock. I moaned my pleasure, letting her know I enjoyed this and wanted more. My hands reached out, only to be slapped away. I laid back and enjoyed the sensation of my cock being swallowed o
Life Hmm?
Is life suppose to be so complicated? So my ex's gf or whatever she is calls me and thats fine but I just wish she would listen to me or to somebody and just stay away from him he will just keep hurting her and she does not deserve that. So where to meet mister right (not mister right now) My new song on my myspace page is my new life motto well for now. So we will see. I just want to be happy someone who will go on walks with me and call me just to talk or see what i have been up to. Or better yet because he was thinking about me. I know the fairy tale is to much to ask and after the last sweet talking prince charming I don't know if i want prince charming cause he's not so charming. I know that every guy has some issue that is going to bug me it will just take me time to get past that and it is going to take alot of time to for me to trust anyone again it already took a lot but i am wounded and my heart just wants to shut everyone out. So I guess I will see. Just some ran
For My Friend
For My Friend by Carol Miller across the miles you touched my life, opened my eyes, and filled my empty heart- strangers, yet friends, our spirits reach out, always touching, never apart- - you in the east, me in the west, never together, never apart- -
Ooooo.... Aaaaaa
You are getting sleepy. Very very sleeeeepy. *yoink* Muahahahahaha.
Thank You!
I just wanted to thank everyone for their help in comment bombing on my contest. I won!! YEAH!! Hugs go out to BigSexy Bombers, Earth Angels Stash Club, CT Mafia and everyone else that helped! If any of you ever need help let me know! hugs Carrie
Why Do We Always Want What We Can't Have....
Imagine there is something you really want, really treasure, love. When is your wanting the strongest? before you actually have it? when you have what you want? when you have lost what you had? Give this some thought. It's not as trivial and obvious as one might think. "Naturally when I don't - yet - have it do I want it most" - that seems to be the most obvious answer. After all that's what 'wanting' is about, no? The other - obvious? - time to want something is when one has lost something. We want it back. But then, please give this a thought: if we want something the least once/while we have it, does that make sense? Why do we want it then in the first place? Why don't we usually value/treasure things we have, and can only see their worth once we no longer have them? For me these thoughts lead to a very nice way of evaluating things I want: Will I still want it once I have it? And also for things I have: What would I feel if I lost it? Would I want it back? This hel
The Best Rock On The Net
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I'm All Weird.
Go ahead and try to talk to me. I dare you. I'm pretty much a social retard. It won't work out.
This one time, this old guy who must have been wise because he was old, told me that if I wanted something I should just reach out and take it. He was naked and drunk and had just jumped out of the shadows at me so it was a really creepy thing to say. Stupid old man.
Dirty Talk
Say dirty things to me. It makes me giggle and sometimes whatever I am drinking will come out of my nose and that's pretty damn funny.
Tired, hungry and covered in dirt we've sweat, blead and been through hell But stood tall and fought through it all with no sign of fear and masked the stress with pride we'll stay and fight till it's done we'll stay and fight till were sure we've won no matter what it take no matter how long we'll show the world why America is and will always remain Free
Synn Radio this is my msg board for Synn Radio it gives info about the radio and its Dj's if you like you can join it not a most though.
A heart will never be practical until it is made unbreakable. A heart is not measured by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.(The Wizard to the Tinman from "The Wizard of Oz"
So I just joined today...I got scared nearly to death at all the bomb noises...I almost shut the computer off...ha bear w/ me people. Oh yeah, thank you for all the comments and kindness... -Amarie
What's Happening On Thursday
I am getting married on Thursday. Sorry to all of those people that were interested in dating me but I'm in love with the guy I am going to marry. I usually dont talk about my relationship with him because he's not on here yet :( He's hardly ever online and where he works blocks places like fubar, like so many companies tend to do. Though be an IT professional like me and you can get around things like that. Anyways the wedding is just a small ceremony at the court house to make it legal on Thursday at 3pm in Farmington UT. We are doing a private handfasting later on and in October is our reception either the weekend before or the weekend after Halloween. Blessed be. khaos faerie
What Happened To Summer ?
Strange weather lately one day hot as hell the next day cold and raining feeling like fall I love my summers but this is really beginning to piss me off
Books I've Read
I've read several other books since my last posting and also found some others I've read awhile back and thought I'd throw them up here as well: * Chronicles Volume One - Bob Dylan author, Autobiography of Bob Dylan. What can one say about this book - I'm not a huge Dylan fan, but this is a great book. In his own words he tells of his journey for the iron range of Minnesota, to Minneapolis and finally NYC. Great insights on his thoughts, what he was trying to do with his music and ultimately what drove him to success. The description of his time in NYC not only gives a good idea of his emergence, but really the music scene itself. It also gives the reader a look at why he's considered an eccentric....what caused him to behave the way he did, very, very interesting read. * Dead Center - The Shocking True Story of a Murder on Snipe Mountain, Frank Daniels author, http://www.newhorizonpressbooks.
Flashback Of Dreams ...poetry Of Love&loss
If ever I've wandered somewhere where the trees were beautiful, and the skies blue, I'd not forget where I've been When I was with you If the sky ever kissed me it then awoke my soul and gave it freedom to fly much like your kiss, sent me to my dreams And though I may of come back into this world akin a Nether Entity My likeness is here now but I've left back there my Soul while My Spirit encourages me forward, While a part of me is still stuck there with you.. -Azrael-
Ok This Is For All Cherry Pies Ladys Only-if I Was Your Boyfriend.............
"If I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND OR LOVER" CHERRY PIES ONLY(LADYS) 7-24-2007......... Body: 1.) How many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you have water fights with me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you give me GIANT bear hugs? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my homiez? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your momz/pops? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my homiez? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 17.) If I said I loved you would
Pled by CaliDude87© The balcony of my new furnished apartment overlooked the beach. What a gorgeous view! I thought as I peered through the telescope at the bikini-clad ladies walking sexily along the sand. I returned to my bedroom and continued the laborious task of unpacking my luggage. I came across the shoebox with the PLED in it nestled among the shirts, and tossed it on the bed. The vision of sexy bikini-clad girls would not leave my mind as I hung my shirts in the closet, and pretty soon I was at the telescope again. Look at those luscious bodies! There were three girls walking together, obviously enjoying the stares from the various horny males around. Then the thought struck my mind: why not test the PLED now? I went to my bed, retrieved the device from the box, and returned to the balcony. The girls were still out there, now talking with a group of guys who were resting after a vigorous series of volleyball games. I raised the device, aimed it at the group of girls, an
Young Black Man
I am a young black man Confused and trapped in a whiteman's world Day and night I shed lonely tears Contemplating my life through the years The politicians and Government officials Never cared about young black men They got me secluded on the corner All I see is rot and corruption There can not be better days All of my dreams come to fruition Because I am a young black man They got me trapped revealing my primitive side I am a young black poet My words are never misunderstood But always over looked I am a strong young black man $olo 2/07
State Of Our Union
Dr. King had a dream and Malcolm had a plan But neither is put to action because we're too busy blaming the man Saying he has too many demands, and he's not giving us a chance Well let's get up and take a stand So many people were tortured, so many of our ancestors killed So one day the future generations would have better lives to live But now we sit back and chill, like we climbed over the hill And you wonder why the man has our future sealed Everybody's mad that Bill Cosby got on TV Told the truth on his people and showed them no pity When he said stop blaming white people for your problems Get your lazy butts up, and try to solve them Now I'm not a Black Panther with all the answers I'm just trying to say if we don't change, this will kill us like a cancer Look into my eyes and you'll see the tears of my people Because the hole we're trying to climb out is just getting deeper And our strong hearts and pride is now getting weaker And we're still being sold as slaves
What Attracts Me
You scored as Romantic, Your in love with the old classic romance. The guys that focus on doing it all perfect according to story books. Hope he brings you roses.Romantic97% Caring97% Humor93% Sensitive87% Looks70% Shy53% What attracts you? (girls quiz)created with
Key To My Heart
Key To My Heart I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart ... You had it all along
Its Some This Once Said To Me
To The Poeple Who Have Been There For Me
"Thank You For Loving Me" It's hard for me to say the things I want to say sometimes There's no one here but you and me And that broken old street light Lock the doors We'll leave the world outside All I've got to give to you Are these five words tonight [Chorus:] Thank you for loving me For being my eyes When I couldn't see For parting my lips When I couldn't breathe Thank you for loving me Thank you for loving me I never knew I had a dream Until that dream was you When I look into your eyes The sky's a different blue Cross my heart I wear no disguise If I tried, you'd make believe That you believed my lies [Chorus:] Thank you for loving me For being my eyes When I couldn't see For parting my lips When I couldn't breathe Thank you for loving me You pick me up when I fall down You ring the bell before they count me out If I was drowning you would part the sea And risk your own life to rescue me [Solo] Lock
Point Taken.
I accept your argument that there is a slim chance you are NOT an idiot. But why take chances?
Drinks Show Your Personality?? Mmmm
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with frie
A Insight Into Me..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Lauren Birthday: 1 August Birthplace: New Orleans Current Location: In Fubar Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Australian- Irish/French The Shoes You Wore Today: Knee high boots Your Weakness: Being unpredictable Your Fears: Things Changing Dramatically- IT the clown movie... its just wrong!!! Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live life loud Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what a Shit Question, im not a geek Thoughts First Waking Up: If I put the covers over my head Will I get away with staying here! Your Best Physical Feature: Haha ummmmm... duno I supose my eyes? Your Bedtime: AM never before 11pm Your Most Missed Memory:: My brothers infectious laugh. Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but only with Jack Otherwise fruit juice MacDonalds or Burger King: Macy dee's but if I had my way Ask Resturant Single
The Difference Between Potential And Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would give Brad Pitt a blowjob with a sticky facial for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would." Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Brad Pitt a blowjob and let him cum on your face?" His
Busy Night For The Local Hookers
Two hookers were standing on a street corner ready for a night of business. "It's gonna be a good night tonight, I can tell" says one of the girls. "How can you tell?" says the other. "I can smell cock in the air" replies the first hooker. "Sorry", her friend replied, " I just burped!"
Ken Kesey
I'm for mystery, not interpretive answers. ... The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer, but they think they have. So they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer. He who marches out of line hears another drum. I got high on psychedelics before I was ever drunk. I never smoked. Then LSD came by. And to me it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened... And, of course, the best drugs ever were manufactured by the government. The real crazies who are looking for a messiah... after an hour or so they realise I'm not it and go off and look somewhere else. You can't bomb for a humane reason. What we should do is just Mother Teresa them to death with love. It's that old
Rude Customer
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS." The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your atte
Top 9 Sex Jokes
> > A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. > > As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman > > beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are > > both > > startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, > > I > > know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your > > elbow, I'm in room 1221." > > > > ******************************************************** > > > > # 8 > > > > A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" > > the > > bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the > > young > > man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first > > blowjob." > > "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No > > offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." > > > > *******************************************************
Look At This
This is the "attractive" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] kool [] sexy as hell [] fine [] cute [] okay [] ugly Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me just because of my looks? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck buddy [] girl friend/boy friend [] wifey [] friend w/ benefits
Well everyone I am moving soon and am not sure as to when i will get my internet service back. When I do lose it and regain it I wil let everyone know.
Metallica - Nothing Else Matter Song
Led Zeppelin * ♪ * Whole Lotta Love
Spider Pig
I ain't afraid of you! So just ... AGH! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT!
Wesley's Morning Crunch!!!
Tomorrow morning 7 central i will be broadcasting my very first "episode" of my new show Wesley's Morning Crunch. Depending on how well i do it i may keep doing it in the morning or i may change it and do it during the day. Check it out here!!! on my page. leave me email too letting me know what you think. Thank you and be well. Let me give you your morning CRUNCH!!!
Rock And Roll Forever Party Hard Cherrys................
Music Video:RAMBLE ON (LOTR VERSION) (by Led Zeppelin)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
26th July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, July 26: Ready, set, communicate! Before you take this to the next level, get a better feel for who they are via a little more discussion. People are very responsive to you right now, and you'll find those responses very telling
Oh For Fuck's Sake...
I am sooo completely sexually frustrated these past few weeks... I have not be satisfied in sooo long I just might have forgotten what it feels like to have a screaming orgasm... The last time a man managed to get me off with sex was almost 18 months ago.... And there is NO going back to him... Before him... the last sex based orgasm was 3 years before I met him.... And there's no going back to him either... Completely different reasons... The last time I had an orgasm from someone else... Was being played with while I was driving... Several months ago... Before that was with the same guy... and his talented mouth... And a big part of that was simply he knew what works and kept at it and called me "baby" while doing it till I came... He's stubborn like that... but I love that about him... I care for him... I just don't love him... and he deserves love. I hate having to use B.O.B. I hate that it's just batteries and plastic.... It is long and tedious to get
Dream Coding
pale words hang in sterile air once charged with fiery hope faint fading pulses 'neath translucent skin - grey blue on glass bone life whisper rasps through parched lips to caress my mind still achingly beautiful still rapt by feathery wings of light the dream floats free bathed in the flatline glow eerie embers of optimism expire with one last gasp one last tear one lasting scar
7/26/07 12:01 Am
A waking dream the rift unseen The distance left uncrossed A span between the rising tides The pride that’s better lost From spoken words of yesterday The bonds we cast aside Naked in the broken light With nothing left to hide
I Promise....
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life
Family Reunion
I cannot wait until this weekend, my family is all getting together in Vermont. I really look forward to seeing my nephews. They have been concerned about me, especially Matt. I have had to endure much grief latley and they wish to support me in my time of need. My family, from my son to my sisters and brother and all their kids have been wonderful.
What's Wrong With The World Today?
I NEVER post chain bulletins..but, this one stood out.Because, it's sadly true.agh.[[You have to click 'Reply To Poster', and then copy and paste in a different bulletin or you wont get the whole bulletin]](if picture doesnt show up, right-click, then click on 'show picture')Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anerexic and belimec? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! Cliques"Gangstas""Preps""Nerds""Goths""Emos""Scene//Hardcore kids""Punks"^^^AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM!Society in generalWe live in a world where if your not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy, not straight...your tortured, abused, an
Words Women Use And What They Really Mean
Words Women Use And What They Really Mean FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This also can be used as a response to, "how are you?" and means, "I'm not fine, you better figure out what's wrong and it's all your fault." Either way, beg forgiveness and buy chocolate. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. It's also how much time she'll give you to clean up from the guys being over before she arrives home early from work. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" And, if you dare ask, "what's wrong?" and the answer is "nothing, I'm fine" then darlin', you're fucked. GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. There are consequences s
What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.
Your My Man
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.
7 Little Words
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, with each touch of your hand, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You."
Thanks For Being My Friend
I don’t think you know what you mean to me But you mean a lot The chance of us not being friends Is a real long shot I hate when you’re sad I love it when you’re happy Because if your upset It makes me feel crappy Thanks for always being there When I needed you most If it weren’t for you the chances of me not being here Would have really come close I don’t know what I would do If you weren’t my friend I don’t think my heart Would ever mend I hope you know I always have your back Just like you’ve had mine And it will always stay that way Until the end of time We’ll be friends Hopefully without end So I just wanna say thanks Thanks for being my friend
Newbies Be Careful
I am new to Fubar and didn't realize how seriously people on here take those picture ratings. I offended quite a few people when I rated their photos so I quit doing it. I want to let everyone who I offended know that my rating wasn't to offend in any way but since I did offend I apologize. I look at a picture for its art value, if its a plain ole pic then I rate low, if its a pic of something I feel strongly about such as the the military guys fighting for us I rate high. I have my reasons for rating the way I do and just because I rate low doesn't mean I think your ugly or anything of the sort. So, from now on I will no longer be rating any photos, that way I won't offend anyone and be on anyone's hate list. Again, I apologize to all of those who I offended I sincerely did not mean to do so. Hope all those who I offended read this and have a great day. Peace, Harlenarosenal
Thursday On World Rock Radio
Click on banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST 6:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - Always a Bitch but HEY! I'm good at it, just ask Sato lol' on '2007-07-26 06:48:49') (repost of original by 'angeefor420 *ROYAL GARDENER TO THE INFERIOR EMPIRE BREW CREW*' on '2007-07-26 07:02:56') (repost of original by 'MissEvil ¢¾ Set to be Shackled to Dirk Diggler ¢¾' on '2007-07-26 07:45:02') (repost of original by 'Raven - *Dark Raven the Daywalker of L.D.C* Eggs & Kegs Show "the time is near.."' on '2007-07-26 08:13:07')
What Is Your Favourite Sport?
I train rowing alike u can see in my ROWING photo album. Do u train any sport? What is your favourite?
Beyond Comprehension
No one hears me, understands me I speak in silence hoping that someone will see my words, my message hoping to find love, it has arrived so divine I wish for a stronger, better life filled with everlasting touch I dream the future, but hold the past My body is brimmed with so many confusions Am I really here experiencing fullness? I must be, the pain is so real the hurt I feel could never be imagined but I will pull through into greatness and destroy whatever faces into me As I struggle I will fight until the end Whenever it may come
I'm swimming all alone in a pool of darkness and I feel like darkness is slowly pulling me under I yell for help but no one is there to hear it I begin to see the water at eye level and I kick and flail fighting to stay above the darkness But the darkness won't let go of its hold on me and I slowly begin to give in to the feeling that lies below the water line the waters starts to fill my lungs the lungs that once held so much life yet now they allow the murky water to replace that I know that this path doesn't lead to happiness But why doesn't someone grab my hand pull me from darkness's grasp? because no one knows I stand at the boundary the boundary between light and dark so I give in to the thing that holds me All of the strength and all of the courage that I once held in my heart can't save me from the water So I slowly slip below the world of conscientiousness undetected by the occupants of that world I don't want to fight anymore I've given into darkness
Key To My Heart
My heart is a treasure chest locked deep within A key that you may enter is yours to keep so whenever you should open it,inside you shall see stored in a special place how much you mean to me Wherever I go it is with me, In the night where dreams are sweet, I see us in a horoscope of stars, a future to be ours Each dawn I awake I see you in a sunlight of happiness to be my very own keepsake You are a treasure I shall cherish,sealed with my love, covered with lace . . .
My Secret Pain.. (this Is My Fav)
It hurts too much because: What I feel is so intense. I can never let you go. I have never wanted someone, As much as I need you. I have given you my heart, And I cannot show you. I cannot hold you every night I cannot wake to your smile. I feel you when you are not here. Nothing is right without you. I want to protect you. I want to touch you. We are meant to be. It hurts too much because: I cannot even share this poem with you.
Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you
Ever Wonder Why...?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuc
12 Things Not To Say If Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 9. No, offi, offic, lucifer . . . I'm not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph. 7. Back off, Barney, I've got a piece. 6. want to race to the station, Sparky? 5. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 4. On the way to the station let's get a six pack. 3. You'll never get those cuffs on me. . . You Homo! 2. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 1. No, YOU assume the position.
5 Questions That Put Fear Into A Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1...What are you thinking about? 2...Do you love me? 3...Do I look fat? 4...Do you think she is prettier than me? 5...What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly(i.e., tells the truth). As a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible Responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer,which most likely is one of the following: a...Baseball. b...Football. c...How fat you are. d...How much prettier she is than you. e...How I would spend the insurance money if you died. Perhaps the best response to this q
You Meant So Much
You meant so much to all of us You were special and that's no lie You brightened up the darkest day And the cloudiest sky Your smile alone warmed hearts Your laugh was like music to hear I would give absolutely anything To have you well and standing near Not a second passes When you're not on our minds Your love we will never forget The hurt will ease in time Many tears I have seen and cried They have all poured out like rain I know that you are happy now And no longer in any pain.
Dreaming Of You
When I close my eyes I dream of you. Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you. Don't want to live, don't want to cry Without you by my side. When I go to sleep at night I ask God to make my days bright. I know he will do it - I know it is true. Because he knows I only want to be with you. I hear your voice inside my head. I can imagine us together again. I know it will happen - I know it is true; Because I asked God if I can be with you. I see you and I together again; Holding hands and feeling the pain. What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true. But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.
When You Feel Life Sucks
It was meant to be they said... It's a power s great It won't be challenged. The walls fell The hope died No one believes. Me and you We only thought we existed. Its so cold where I stand. The nothingness takes hold of me I have become that nothing I seek out the weary Their heart I must have For thirty seconds at a time I can feel you again. I lost you... How? I do not know Our love drifted away, I was never worth your time.
My heart aches With a lack of love You said you would be there But you told a false truth How can I ever expect to feel again, When my soul is empty? A life worth living? I thought it was you. You have proven me wrong, My heart does not belong with you. Alone again. A world so dark and cold I've tried so hard But my head is below the surface. My heart is now so cold A wasteland is where I now stand A nothingness inside of me My head swims in a bleakness Thoughts of what could have been, Distant memories they are. I'm empty... Emptiness and darkness It envelopes me I've faded to nothing, A darkness more than black.
The Pain Inside
Would you hear my cries from miles away? Would you know that I'm suffering just by looking at me? Words I can not express, Pollute my mind, my sould, and my heart. I'm the shadow of what I once was, A shell of myself Hollow inside, and all I can do Is hide behind my facade. Tears have fallen in darkness Heartache a silent assassin. There are no rainbows, no sunshine Only cold, dark hollows. The pain eats at me The fear stabs at me I have no hopes of a better tomorrow Only darkness of the days past.
Last Night Was A Kicker
so i found out alot of things over the past two days... and well haven't really been stressting about it toooooo much... but i have. soo last night i woke up in the emergency room :-p and basically the doctor was like you need to just chill out for a couple of days.... apparently i passed out at work and like unconscious... so yea i woke up in the emergency room like wtf? so yea that was my very interesting night.. haha
Tooooo Funny
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?"I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey, "I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce,"I said accusingly to my wife. "Well, what do you want me to
Sick Kitty Blues
Waiting for news on how our 19 year old cat Spot is coming with surgery for an abscessed tooth. Not fun considering her age and what she means to the family. In other news, a stray kitten rescued by us last night is in need of a new home. He's only a few months old, is a creame colored male siamese mix with blue eyes. Temporarily named Vlad due to his penchant for biting necks. Very sweet cat for a very loving home. He's located here in the San Bernardino area of So Cal. Just let me know if anyone has a hookup for the little guy.
Ok Cherrys Best Pms Joke Guys Will Love This Its Just A Joke No Harm Done Thx Ladys Peace.............
Best PMS joke ever.. you guys will love this one!! Posted: 7/27/2007 12:50:09 PM A man was trying to argue with a preacher one day. He told the preacher that the bible doesn't mention every problem in life. The preacher said, "Oh yes, it really does!" The man said "No it doesn't.. It doesn't have anything about PMS in it." The preacher said "Oh but my friend, yes it sure does! Have you forgotten when traveling into many different lands, that Mary rode Joseph's ass many times!!??" HAHA LMFAO LOL CHEERS CHERRYS(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Ok Cherrys The Paris Hilton Police Transcripts,laugh Live A Little Thx Cherry Gang...............
The Paris Hilton Police Transcripts Posted: 07/27/2007 1:03:22 PM These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone recordings. The transcripts were released under the Freedom of Information Act, from Los Angeles County court records. Paris Hilton Police Transcript 1: March 3, 2007 Officer: Good evening. Paris: Well it isn’t NOW! Officer: Can I see your license please? Paris: Hey, aren’t you that cop that gave me those verbal warnings last week? Looks like you’ve had a few donuts since then though. Officer: Um, I don’t think I’ve stopped you before ma’am. Paris: Well, I’m sure you would remember. I’m ME! Officer: Also, frankly ma’am, I don’t really appreciate the donut jokes. Police officers sometimes spend time at 24 hour restaurants, including donut shops, during the night shift because they are centralized locations where we can mobilize quickly. Paris: Sorry, but I kinda tuned out after “I
Ok Cherry Pie Ladys Out There Top 10 Reasons To Date Me Im Not Kidding Lol Thx Gang Cheers.............
Top Ten Reasons to Date Me:(CHERRY PIE LADYS) Posted: 07/27/2007 1:42:51 PM 10) No Deer Hunting, Spitting, Nascar or Scratching !! 9) I have a decent job!! 8) I will listen to you talk about your day when you get home !! 7) I make a killer chocolate chip cookie!! 6) All my exes' live in Texas!! 5) I can make "yes Dear" sound sincere!! 4) I will hold your handbag while you are in the dressing room !! 3) I will buy ONLY whats on the grocery list when you send me !! 2) I own 5 different editions of the Kama Sutra!! 1) I'm not a cheating weasel!! HAHA THX FOR READING MY WORK CHEERS(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
Too Much Heaven "bee Gees"
It Were The Boobage.
She has great boobs. That is why you think her poetry/photography/painting/whatever is good. Take the breasticles out of the equation and you'll realize - like we all do - that she sucks. Ok, take the suckage out of the equation as well. That colors your view even more than boobs.
Young At Heart: Week Three
Childhood Pleasures They say you can't go home again. Sure you can. Just sit back in your favorite chair and relive favorite childhood memories in your imagination. For many, the beginning years were filled with the most wonderfully special moments of their lives. Did you love catching fireflies in summer or inner-tubing down snowy hills in the winter? Make a list of the favorite activites that come to mind and see if you can recreate them. Did you have a favorite rope swing or secret fort? Take a trip to visit all of these favorite spots, even if they are many miles away. Try to find a child with whom you can share your favorite experiances and memories in exchange for a little insight into theirs. *Taken from the book "52 Ways to Stay Young at Heart" by Lynn Gordon*
A Love For All Time
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one We've been together before In other lifetimes WE've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed WE've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear for we will find each other again. And again For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.
Running On Empty
Tonight I Give In
Tonight I give in to… Feeling the Hurt Overwhelming Loneliness Waves of Sadness Tonight I give in to… The cleansing Tears Consuming Fears The need to Scream Tonight I give in to… The facade of being Strong An acknowledgement of Weakness The strain of Coping Tonight I give in to… A feeling of Selfishness Acknowledgement of Desire Fulfillment of Needs Tonight I give in to… A brush of Lips A tender Caress A moment of Passion Tonight I give in to… A stranger in the Night A moment in Time Feeling Alive Tonight… I give in to… You
I Know You Want To Fuck Me
I know you want to fuck me Have me begging and screaming your name I know you want to fuck me So stop playing the games? I know you want to fuck me Place my legs on your chest I know you wanna fuck me And taste my ample breast I know you want to fuck me Deep long and slow I know you want to fuck me You want to watch as my juices flow I know you want to fuck me I have noticed how you flirt I know you want to fuck me You want fuck me hard and make it hurt. I know you want to fuck me And play tongues dances on my clit I know you want to fuck me Till I beg for you to quit I know you want to fuck me This I know to be true Lets stop fooling around Come on baby lets do the do.
Wake Me Up
Wake me up with your tongue show me that we just begun squeeze me tease me look inside hold me closer don't deny my pride Touch me where my juices flow spread my lips and watch me glow use your tongue and your fingers taste my scent while it lingers Make me sweat make me wet make me cry with pleasure when you're deep inside me exploring my treasure With passion and lust let me feel each thrust fuck me long and hard as I know you must Tell me the things you want me to hear whisper them softly when you touch me there Open my heart Suck on my lips circle your tongue around my clit You're the one I adore I will beg you for more while you fill my body you're the one I cum for
Calling In Sick
The alarm clock goes off. Where did the night go? I shut it off and cuddle closer within your arms. I drift back to sleep. I wake a short while later with harden nipples, goose bumps cover my flesh. My body is alive with desire. I look at you and see the love bite on your shoulder, I see scratch marks on your chest. Evidence of our lovemaking last night. It was late when you got home last night. I was fast asleep. You weren’t supposed to be here until the morning. I had fallen asleep fantasizing what I would do with you once you were in my arms. I began dreaming of strong hands rubbing warm oil on my body. It smells of lavender. A sexy sultry voice whispering in my ear, sensuous words urge me to wake. This dream is too good to wake from. In this dream, slick fingers move up and down my crack, toying with my clit. The voice is urging me to open. Long fingers massage my lips before delving inside of me. The voice is no longer in my ear, I feel wetness on my dark hole as the fingers move
Your Bottom Lip
I get goosebumps when I think of softly sucking your bottom lip while inhaling the scent of you. I bought some small teardrop earrings today. They are blue like your eyes. I imagine wearing them while you suck on my earlobe. I want to look in your sleepy eyes as your hand on my back pulls me into you as we kiss deeply. I want to suck on the hollow of your throat before I move to your shoulders....gently run my red nails down your back as you run your fingers thru my messed up hair. You leave a trail of kisses along my neck. Gently sucking. You lift my chin with your finger so our lips meet in a deep kiss. Why do you taste sooooo goood? I slowly unbutton your shirt and run my fingers thru your chest hair. Twirling circles around your nipples with my nails. Your hands are on my bottom cheeks pulling me against your swaying hips. You unsnap my shirt and lean down to suck on my nipple thru my lace bra. A sigh of pleasure escapes my mouth. I arch my back and place my hands on your hea
The Guy In The Glass
When you get what you want in your struggle for pelf, And the world makes you King for a day, Then go to the mirror and look at yourself, And see what that guy has to say. For it isn't your Father, or Mother, or Wife, Who judgment upon you must pass. The feller whose verdict counts most in your life Is the guy staring back from the glass. He's the feller to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear up to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may be like Jack Horner and "chisel" a plum, And think you're a wonderful guy, But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartaches and tears If you've cheated the guy in the glass.
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Is Sony wrong to use Manchester Cathedral as a setting for a violent game? Is Sony wrong to use Manchester Cathedral as a setting for a violent game? The Church of England wants an apology from Sony over the use of Manchester Cathedral as a backdrop for a violent war game. They say that Sony acted irresponsibly given Manchester's history of gun crime, and that the game undermines the church's work. Is Sony glorifying gun crime? Should Sony apologise and the game be withdrawn? Should a place of worship be used in this way? Would there be more uproar if a Islamic mosque was used, or a Hindu temple? Or, do you see it as harmless, even funny? Have your say. Please post your message at the end of this page. Moderators will remove comments that break house rules. If you're concerned about a comment, please use the "Report violation" links. Views expressed here are not necessarily those of Virgin Media. 1. Jul 28, 14:15 A Gamer from Web 2.0 says: J Rob
Seek Not My Heart Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.
Corrupted Love
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
At Night
At night At night I lay and think of you hoping my wishes and dreams come true At night I wonder can this be the end is this all that's left At night I wish we could go to the way things were At night I lay and cry about the things that happened and how it all ended At night I lay and think of us, I mean you and I At night I realize there's no more us At night I dream of us together again At night I wish for us to be together again But in the morning I realize it was all At Night
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It has been a really good week kinda.Robby got a job at Wendys and he started yeasteday.YAY!!!!! On the other hand it has been kinda bad.I had got some money and had $500 in my wallet.Well my wallet disappered.I need that money to get a tooth pulled.My dentist said if I wait too long it would get infected again and this time go to my brain.We have looked all over the house and havent found it.I cant get the tooth pulled now and have to cancel my appointment.It will now be another month before I can get it done.
Falling By: Jen Peterson I can relate sometines it sucks to be me, and it's only amatter of time before I self-destruct. When I don't know what to do I just smile and say: " Tomorrow could be worse", thats my philosophy. I know that I'm the one in the end who has control over my destiny. It's hard enough growing up, I'm notgoing to let you step on my dreams. You're older and wiser that's true. That doesn't mean your right everytime, I have my opinion too. I know I don't have all the answers to this life I live, I'm not helpless. I'm young and confused, that doesn't mean I'm stupid. I need to have fun, fall down, then learn just like you did. How do you expect me to listen to what you have to say, when all we do now is get mad until we both walk away?
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I never really knew you, you were just another friend. But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldn't help past memories, that would only make me cry. I have to forget my first love, and give love another try. So I've fallen in love with you, and I'll never let you go. I love you more than anyone, I just wanted to let you know. And if you ever wonder why, I don't know what I'll say. But I'll never stop loving you, each and every day. My feelings will never change. Just remember one thing... I Love You!
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She's Ended
Her eyes are swollen. Her cheeks are red. Tears pouring out of the lonely girl. Love was all she asked for. She got walked all over. It seemed that no one cared for what she believed in. As she lays in her bed, saying a prayer to make the pain go away. She can't sleep, so she steers at his picture. Trying to put the memories in her past. She's waits to see, how she's going to make it. As she struggles to get out of bed, thinking of what went wrong. She has lost all the faith and all the happiness. She is lost in the waking of her day. As she has no one to talk to. She's done everything to try to make it. As one night she made her choice, She can't live without him. She swore that she couldn't make it without him. As days go by, she doesn't want to come out. She wrote him a note, saying that she will always love him. One night she lost it. Her mom came to get her because he came to see her. She can't get her to answer her or the door. As the
While You Were Sleeping
While You Were Sleeping While you were sleeping I felt your heart beating. While you were sleeping in my head love was repeating. While you were sleeping all I could do was smile. While you were sleeping I watched you for a while. While you were sleeping I always held your hand. While you were sleeping I knew where my heart would land. While you were sleeping you would hold me near. While you were sleeping I would cry all my tears. While you were sleeping from you I knew I wouldn't part. While you were sleeping I gave to you my heart.
And Then There Was You
So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All because there was you.
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My Loneiness
Lonely are the nights Lonely are the days Lonely am I, in so many ways Lonely are the seasons Lonely are the years So lonely am I, that it brings tears. Lonely is this place Lonely is my life Lonely am I, that I reach for a knife Lonely is this court room Lonely is my sentence So lonely am I that I ask
Til The End Of Time
Put your sweet lips just a little closer to mine Now that we are together sipping wine Tell me dear just one more time That your truly mine We were made to be together All the time That rugged mountain together We did climb Just touching and clinging together On a clinging vine Put your sweet lips just a little closer to mine We will love together you and i Together for the rest of time We will age together just like a wine Holding each other till the end of time
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LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and happy MonDEE to you all! It's a foggy, rainy, muggy day here in New York, but it might not be in your part of the world, so let's all roll out of bed, shake off whatever hangover you might have, and get ready for some high-quality entertainment, the liskes of which you have not heard since...well, the last time we did this shit. Today on the POgram, our buddies Otto & George will be stopping by, and our own Sam will tell us all about his weekend trip to Comic Con in San Diego. Remember, if you want to see all of the in-studio action LIVE as it happens, Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) Next stop for the Traveling Virus is the DTE Pavillion in Clarkston, Michigan THIS WEEKEND. Got your tickets? No? Ge
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Italian Grandma
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Anthony who is coming to visit with his wife Maria. You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301 . There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell. Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? What . . . . . . . .. You coming empty handed?
alone in the garden beneath the crimson moon a slight shiver over my skin from the dampness of the dew the hour is late and I'm all alone except for my thoughts of you will you ever come to me? break these chains and set me free release this pain and agony and feed this hunger which is you the northern star a mindfull keeper shines a shimmer upon my skin I bathe in it I bask beneath and take its power in it links me in a way it seems to you who are so far away can you feel it too? how can your heart beat when mine is breaking how can you breathe when I am gasping how can you sleep without me there are you lonely too? do you crave my care? beneath the moon I am empowered yet you are a moon creature too so skate to me on beams of light make my dreams come true tonight take me in your arms and hold me tight let our love escape the night and shine for all to see I'll be wait
In The Shadow
in the shadow Category: Writing and Poetry abandon me bewilder me my heart is lost without you a dark and lonesome seed without the warmth of your smile void of the light in your laughter sinking deep within the soiled earth to hide to hibernate so lost without you the darkess grows around me and spins a tangeled web so cold so sheltered a wimper and a cry for all that I have lost for that which I cannot reclaim withered here and weak in just the shadow of your name
To Remain Young
No worries in the world A robin in a tree, a flower in the spring is all it takes to bring a smile to your face Faith the dreams come true Honest to the test Seeing the good in all who cross our path Worry consumes our day A pot of gold and diamond jewels do not unfreeze our frown Dreams are not reality Excuses are our nature Critical of all who are not us Why must we grow up Why not see the world through the eyes of a child Even in our adult years?
Today Is Naked Day
Now how is that for a title.. well I am going to work so yes.. I will have some clothes on. Today should be an eventfull day though. I need to completly stop working at 10am because the Seattle Seahawks single season tickets go on sale and I am getting my hands on some this year. I am looking forward to going to a few games this season seeing how I did not goto a single one last season. Well its been a while since I worked on the trike.. its has all been shipped here and there to be completed. I am now hopeful that final assembly may be as soon as the end of September!! Well other then that not much shit going on here. So i am going to head off for work an hour early. See ya!
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Balefire- A fire laid and lit for magical or religious purposes, usually outdoors. Physically similar to the non-magical non-religious bonfire. Bane- That which is harmful, destructive or evil. Banish- To magickally end something or exorcise entities.To rid the presence of. Banishing- Three meanings: banishing the Circle is the formal dismantling of a Magic Circle when the ritual is over. Banishing an individual means expelling him of her from the coven for an unforgivable offense, or from Wicca itself, though some regard the latter as impossible. Banishing an entity means disabling a harmful non-material entity. B.C.E- Before Common Era, non-christian version of B.C. Beltane- Pronounced "Bal-tene". The Irish festival of May 1. Called Bealtiunn in Scotland, Shenn da Boaldyn in the Isle of Man, and Galan-Mai in Wales Besom- A bundle of twigs attached to a handle used to cleanse and purify sacred space. Essentially a witch's broomstick. Bind- To prevent or lim
Color Correspondence Table
Colors also have meaning too! White: All purposes, peace, purity and protection. Black: Banishing, negativity and absorbing negativity. Red: Energy, strength, passion, courage, protection and self-defense. Pink: Romantic love, friendship, peace and compassion. Orange: Energy, courage, success, will power, and imagination. Yellow: Inttellectual pursuits, confidence, travel and communication. Green: Healing, Money, wealth, fertility, jobs, growth, luck and abundance. Blue: Healing, patience, happiness, wisdom, psychic abilities and changes. Purple: Power, spirituality, medaitation, magical powers and deep healing. Brown: Stability, pets, grounding and strength.
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Daemon- A Greek word for spirit. Days of Power- Significant magickal days around the year. See also Sabbats. Dedication- acceptance of the Craft as a path and a vow to study and learn the lore and information to become an adept. Degree- The level or status of a practitioner of magick. You must face various tests of knowledge and practical experience in order to progress to another degree within your tradition. Deosil- Clockwise. Used often to describe movement in rituals. The opposite is Widdershins. Divination- The art of peering into the unknown by interpreting random patterns or symbols. Incorrectly referred to as "fortune telling". examples include: tarot cards, the I Ching, rune stones, staring (scrying) into water or fire, etc. Doctrine of Signatrues- The theory that flowers, herbs, plants and other living things have a unique quality or vibration. Dowsing- The act of using a pendulum or stick to locate a person,place,thing, or element.Dowsing can als
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Days have meaning too! Monday: Psychic abilities, peace, healing and fertility. Tuesday: Passion, courage, protection and strength. Wednesday: Wisdom, divination, studies and travel. Thursday: Money, prosperity, luck, wealth and success. Friday: Love, romance, friendship and beauty. Saturday: Family and home, transitions new beginnings and banishing. Sunday: Healing, power, success, protection, vitality and vigor.
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Earthing- See Grounding. Earth Magick- A practical form of magick which involves drawing energy from Mother Earth (or Gaia) and the element or elementals of earth for rituals. Earth Power- Defines the force or vibration that exists in many inanimate objects like stones, water, fire, and plants. Can be controlled and used in magick. Eclectic- A person (or the practice of a person) who combines attributes from various traditions to create a unique spiritual blend of Wicca, paganism, or witchcraft that suits them best. Elder- Many wiccan organizations have a group or board of elders who oversee the operations of the church and its variety of functions.These people have usually gained their positions through a combination of theirabilities which may include education,experience,magickal adeptship and counseling. Elemental- A spirit formed of one of the elements. The 5 elementals are salamanders (fire), sylphs (air), undines (water), gnomes (earth), and spirit (akasha).
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Familiar- A spirit or guardian who is close to a human being and considered a companion in magick. The spirit often manifests itself in a sacred object or a pet. This explains the misconception that all witches have black cats, which is not necessarily true though a cat is a magickal creature and often does become a familiar. Fascination- The practice of controlling another's mind psychically. Can be considered very manipulative and by some traditions a breaking of the Rede, especially when used to frivolously control people. Fate- The destined result of life after a sequence of fated events. Fetch- A male witch who acts as a messenger and general assistant to a coven's High Priestess and High Priest. Also called the Summoner. Five-fold Kiss- A traditional salute generally performed between the High Priest and the High Priestess. Full Moon- Phase of the moon when it has waxed fully. Best time for spells involving psychic powers, and for magick in general. Futhar
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Hallows, Halloween- Another name for Samhain. Handfasting- The joining of two humans in a bond of love before the goddess and god. Yes, they can be made to be a legal marriage, there is no requirement that a marriage be Christian to be legal in the U.S. (separation of church and state). Handparting- Similar to a seperation or divorce, symbolically the cutting of the binds created by a handfasting. Haruspicy- Divination by animal entrails. Heathen- 1. One who does not recognize the God of the Bible. 2. A pagan. 3. An irreligious, uncivilized person. Can be used in this context as a derogatory term for a pagan, despite the fact that it's an inaccurate generalization. Hedge Wizard- A rural practitioner who has little formal training, or none at all. Heptagram- A seven-pointed star drawn with one unbroken line. Symbolic of the number seven, which is important not only to the seven traditional astrological planets but also to the seven planes and subplanes and
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Imbolc- The February 2 festival. A Gaelic word, pronounced *immOL'g* and meaning *in the belly*-the first stirrings of Spring in the womb of Mother Earth. Incantation; Incant- The spoken part of a spell. Initiate- A person who has undergone the rite of entry into a coven, circle, or other organization. Initiation- Admission ceremony for an intiate to gain entry into a coven or circle. Generally in the form of a ritual with an oath of secrecy. Invocation- The bringing of a divine power from the exterior into a ritual or magickal working through chant or prayer. An invocation is generally an acknowledgement of the deity and a request that they be present for the working. Invoking- Summoning a non0material entity of a higher nature than human (cf. Evoking). Inward Silence The silencing of the emotions and thoughts that disturb the effectiveness of a ritual.
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Karma- A concept which originated in Hindu philosophy that is used to explain injustice and retribution. By karma, a trespass in this life will be punished in the next. Essentially, "what goes around comes around". Actions bad or good will eventually be returned to you. Ki- Japanese word for the universal life force, synonymous with the Chinese term, Chi. Kitchen Magick; Kitchen Witchcraft- A practical tradition of witchcraft mainly for suburban witches that allows one to utilize household items instead of the often difficult to obtain ritual items.
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Lamen- A disc of metal with magickal symbols inscribed on it, worn around the neck during rituals. Lammas- A pagan sabbat which takes place on August 1st. Left-hand Path- A term for people who feel that they are justified in using magick for purposes that are not constructive to other human beings. Levitation- The supernatural phenomenon involving suspending a body in midair without physical bolster. Litha- The Summer Solstice festival, June 21. Lithomancy- Divination by stones. Loa- An ancestral deity in the Vodou religion. Lughnasadh, Lunasa (*Festival of Lugh*)- The Autumn festival on July 31. It is a Gaelic word, the name of the month of August, and is pronounced *LOO-na-sa*.
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Mabon- The Fall Equinox festival, September 22. Macrocosm- The Cosmos as a whole, in relation to the Microcosm, its detailed manifestation (human in particular). Mage- A master magician; often a mage is a scholarly and skilled practitioner who prefers that the only tools of their magick be their mind, ability, and spirit. Magic(k)- The art and science of focusing your will and emotions to effect change both in the world around you and the world within you.Magick is neither good nor evil,positive or negative.It is the use of the power that determines the path that it will take. Magickal Name- A name chosen by the dedicant or initiate to symbolise rebirth into their new path. Magickal Voice, the- The commanding, assertive voice used to read power words during rituals which allows no doubt or insecurity in. This applies whether the voice is speaking tone, a loud whisper, or in song. Magus- A male occult adapt. Maiden- 1. The name of one of the members of a cove
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OBE- Out-of-body experience. Occult- Study and science of things esoteric, secret, paranormal, and supernatural. Ogham- The magickal Celtic alphabet made up of 20 letters called fews, each representing a different kind of tree. Old Religion- This is a term often used for Wicca and witchcraft. It was used because witchcraft is believed to descend from ancient paganism. However, it is misleading when used in relation to Wicca, which is a fairly young and modern religion based on witchcraft. Omen- An sudden occurence which is interpreted as being a sign of good or evil. Often it will be small yet significant; a vase falling over or a cup of water spilling, for example. Oneiromancy- Divination through dreams. Oracle- A person through which otherworldly entities can be communicated with, similar to channeling. People often see oracles to ask questions or to be given insights to their future. Ostara- Sabbat which occurs to celebrate the onset of spring. The Christ
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Pagan- From Latin paganus a 'country dweller' or villager. Today it' a general term for followers of Wicca and other polytheistic, magic-embracing religions. Some prefer that Wicca are called neo-pagan and that pagan refer to practitioners of ancient polytheistic faiths in their more or less original form , such as Astaru, Odinism, etc... Pagans are not Satanists. Pagandom- Part of the world inhabited primarily by pagans. Paganism- Any religion other than Christianity, Islam, or Judaism. Generally categorized as an earth religion. Most are polytheistic (have more than one god or goddess). Literally means "country dweller". Pagan Standard Time- A slang term for when people cannot arrive or get an event going on time. Almost extinct because it was a poor excuse to begin with. Abbreviated as PST. Pallomancy- Divination with a pendulum. Pantheon- A collection or group of Gods and Goddesses in a particular religious or mythical structure, commonly regional i.e. the Greek
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Qaballa- Jewish mysticism; metaphysical practices based on the Judaic Qabalistic texts. Quarter Days- The solstices and equinoxes. Quarters- The north, east, south, and west parts of the circle, often representative of the four watchtowers.
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Receptive Hand- The hand which has less power, generally whichever hand you do not write with. This hand is used less in holding and charging ritual items, however, it receives outside energy which is used to feed the magick. Rede- A tenet, rule, doctrine, or law. Reincarnation- The rebirth of the soul into other physical forms from one life (reincarnation) to the next. The new physical form can be animal or human. Right-hand Path- A term used for a person who practices magick that is beneficial to others. Opposite of left-hand path. Rite- A ritual. Ritual- A focused mental/physical ceremony to either honor or thank ones choosen pantheon,or to perform a specific magickal working or act. Rune- A tool of magick and divination. There are many types of runes, all of them alphabets of some sort. Anglo-Saxon, Norse, and modern Wiccan runes are just a few. They are usually tossed randomly after deciding a subject, and then decifered based on their positioning.
Stones And Gems
We will first list the month of the stones and gems. Jan-Amethyst, Beryl, Fire Opal, Serpentine. Feb-Jasper, and Moss Agate. March-Moss Agate, Rose Quartz. April-Bloodstone, Turquoise, Obisdain. May-Obisdain and Amber. June-Amber, Moonstone, Beryl. July-Moonstone and Tourmaline. Aug-Tiger's Eye and Rainbow Agate. Sept-Onyx, Jasper, Smokey Quartz. Nov-Tourquoise and Malachite. Sorry I have none for Dec. Courage Agate, Amethyst, Bloodstone, Tiger's Eye. Clamness and Tranquitily Jade Creativity Amethyst and Sapphire. Good Luck Amber, Jade, Tiger's Eye and Turquoise. Grounding Quartz Crystal. Happiness Amethyst and Yellow Zircon. Healing Bloodstone, Agate, Coral, Jasper and Rose Quartz. Love Moonstone, Rose Quartz, Sapphire and Topaz. Magical Powers Bloodstone, Garnet, Opal, and Quartz Crystal. Aides in metal clarity Amber Money Coal, Goldstones, Jade, Mother of Pearl, Salt and Opal. Protection Emer
I'am writing this to get my feelings out and let the one I want to be with know how much I do care and want us to work. I'am really confused though. One minute he's fine and the next he is saying things that don't make sense to me. No matter what I say or do I feel it will never be good enough. Getting close to someone is hard for me and when I do it just seems like I'am always let down one way or another. I feel like I'am never going to be happy with anyone and that I shold give up on the fact that guys are never going to treat me with respect. Guys seem to want t walk all over me use me for whatever reason get me close to them and then say fuck you!!! I'am destined to be alone forever and I think I need to just leave all guys alone. It's hard though. There is one guy that has made me happy and it's hard to just walk away. It's hard to leave him alone. But it's obvious to me he doesn't feel the same as I do so with that respect I have decided to leave him alone. I have decided to
How Childish Is That?
I just joined this site last night and find it appauling the rudeness of the people here. I have been blocked by 2 people that I know of, just because I didn't rate one of their pictures a 10. One even had the nerve to send me a note: ***** "lil_darlin...: well just to let you know people will not like you very much for rating below a 10 and now I am going to go ahead and block you so try to enjoy your time on this page . . . Unlike others I do not post who rated me low but others will post it in bulletins and you will be blocked" ***** Now, I can understand being blocked by someone if another person is harassing, or just plain being a total jerk. But to block someone just because their picture didn't send skyrockets off in the persons mind that this photo is so amazing it deserves a 10, is simply childish. I am not impressed by the site at all. There is nothing wrong with the actual quality or concept of the site, it has potential to be g
Ok Joke First Time Hehe Lmfao..............
MY FIRST TIME Body: The sky was dark The moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow... HAHA LOL CHEERS(DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)
A Groom's Tale
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
Blonde Cop
A blonde woman is speeding down the road in her little red sports car and is pulled over by a female police officer who is also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She digs through her purse and gets progressively more agitated. "What does the license look like?" she finally asks The policewoman replies, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The blonde driver finally finds a square mirror, looks at it and hands it to the blonde policewoman. "Here it is," she says. The blonde officer looks at the mirror, then hands it back saying, "Okay, you can go. Sorry, I didn't realize you were a cop."
The Rancher's Wife
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He turned out to be a fantastic worker, worked long hard hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing really well. Then one day the rancher's wife said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great, you should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night went to town. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand, finally two thirt
Missing Finger
My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it.....
Waterbed Virgin
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float
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George Bush has started an ill-timed and disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies to positions of vital national importance. Now, would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?
The husband says to his wife "you have three choices. You can come hunting with me. You can let me fuck you in the ass or you can give me a blowjob". The wife, not being interested in hunting and not feeling in the mood to be anal probed, opts for the blowjob. While she is down there doing her best effort she looks up at her husband and says "honey, you dick tastes like shit" to which the husband replies "yeh, the dog didnt want to go hunting either"
Poor Guy.......
A guy was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to him, "We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?" The terrified guy replied.......... "Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie." Then the burley guy said, "OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"
Bad Mood...
A black man in a bar getting pissed. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few drinks the gay guy plucks up the courage to speak to the black man. "Would you fancy a blow job?" he whispers. The black man picks up a bar stool and batters the gay guy to a pulp, and launches him out of the bar door. Bartender comes over, "Christ, that was a bit brutal. What did he say to you?" "Dunno", replies the black man, "something about a job."
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I will never be able to write prose like this: Princesses always hee-hawed at me and even bucks did in the public toilet! Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Megadik for 5 months and now my penis is much preponderant than national. Simply wonderful.
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Bodies Entwined....
Bodies entwined flowing in motion Mine into hers our love filled devotion The passionate kisses soft and so sweet The gut wrenching streams of soft glowing heat. Our bodies entwined our passion entrancing Fondling and rubbing each others emotions Gasping for air at last a passionate exchange.
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You Really Can't Win!
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
Blaming The Dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
When All This Started
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."
Peeing In The Bushes
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady ... "I'd better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it comes!'" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Good luck!" By the way,
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Broken Down In Alaska
A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car suddenly broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the hood and after a while the looked up and said, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man replied, "No, it's just frost on my moustache."
Secret Dietary Tips
Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking and one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man answers that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active. The other man confesses that his sexual appetite has greatly diminished with old age so he asks the other man if he has any secrets for staying sexually vital. "Well," answered the man, "I eat rye bread everyday. That is my secret. If you just eat rye bread, your sex life will improve dramatically." The other man decides to follow this advice and finds a bakery nearby. He tells the clerk behind the counter that he wants all of the loaves of rye bread that they have in stock. The clerk then asks the man, "do you want whole loaves or do you want us to slice them?" The man looks puzzled and asks the clerk, "what is the difference?" The clerk responds, "Well when it's sliced, it gets harder faster." To which the man responded, "How come everyone knew about this but me?"
E-mail Security Feature
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
The Breasts Of An Eighteen Year Old And The...
This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her awhile then says, "You look ridiculous, what on earth are you doing?" She says, "I just got my check-up and my doctor says I have the breasts of an eighteen-year-old." She starts laughing and jumping again. He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass?" She says, "Well, your name never came up."
Tell Tale Signs Of A Single Man
A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 roll of toiletpaper 1 frozen dinner 1 can of pop 1 box of cereal The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?" The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?" The woman replies, "no, because you are ugly."
Moral/ethical Test...
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However , you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and l
At The Agricultural Show
This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!" The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison. The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!" The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?" The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
The Choices We Make
A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied. "Well, I would have been released tonight."
An Indecent Proposal
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me fuck you for a dollar?" "Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper. A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me fuck you for a million dollars?" After a brief pause, the woman replied "yes, I suppose I would." Again the man returned to his newspaper. A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me fuck you for five dollars?" "Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now "What kind of girl do you take me for?" "We've already established that" replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"
I Like
I like them in the rain I like them in sunshine I like them after whisky I like them after wine I like them when they ignore me And I like them when they pine I like them narrow I like them wide I like them from the front I like them from the side I like them button nosed And I like them almond eyed I like them in the dark I like them in the light I like them in the day I like them in the night I like them from the left And I like them from the right I like them in the winter I like them in the spring I like them if they’re dowdy I like them if they’re bling I like them if they’re distant And I like them if they cling I like them fragrant I like them bein smarty I like them demure I like them tarty I like them homespun And I like them when we party I like them blonde I like them red I like them single I like them wed I like them common And I like them well bred I like them black I like them brown I like them in a dress I like them in a gown I lik
Women's Ads
Some Ads in the Personals Can be really quite deceptive And the reader is more often Required to be perceptive When searching these ads For some feminine company Its hard to chose the perfect date From a list of so many For example if she claims To be in a Reubenesque state Doesn’t mean she’s an oil painting Just simply overweight Beware when she claims To be an Open-minded person Because open mindedness Denotes a certain Desperation Seeking “Friendship First” Does not exclude any smut Its just that she want’s to Live down her reputation as a slut If she is twee or of an Old-fashioned disposition Mean’s that she only does it In the missionary position Its possible she’ll mention Her Contagious Smile maybe But what this really means Is she does a lot of Ecstasy If she says that she is calm And is emotionally secure Means she is either a drunk Or on Medication for sure If she suggests that she Has lived life in a sociable way Means she’s been passed arou
-=[ Special Lady ]=-
I once knew a girl who wore red shoes. She smoked all my dope and drank all my booze. She didn't have a cherry, but that's not a sin. She still had the box the cherry came in.
-=[ Men Lie -- Seriously, They Do ]=-
For once I'll tell the truth. It's a fact that all men lie. It's another unwritten rule. You don't need to know why. Lying is a tool men use To save ourselves from chicks. 'Cause if we always told the truth You'd hang us by our dicks. For instance, you'd ask us If your dress makes your butt look fat. We know it’s not the dress' fault But we can't tell you that. Or you'll ask, "Did you see that girl?" "What a slutty dress!" Of course we saw her, But we'd be dumb to answer "yes". Girls don't want to know the answers To the questions that they ask But for men to work around that is quite a tricky task. Yes, we do get carried away And can't seem to stop our lying. But you leave us with no choice. Cause we don't ever wanna see ya crying.
Contest Is On
To all my family ,friends and fans we need to hook up tonight at a certain time and bomb the shit out of tesla's picture ok it is the only way she will get caught up or I will get caght up.I am behind 2000 now so bomb away please and let me know what time is good 4 you all. ty xoxoxo tesla
Humm,, Well Well....
Sniff Sniff.. I just seen I've lost a crush, wonder who it was??? lol
The Job Thing
So I have been making a major move to achieve a promotion at my job thing... what a frikin mess this is, LOL My current position lets me goof off and slide on things like shaving everyday and such, but if I get this promotion I am going to be in the spotlight for a long LONG time methinks. I will update as soon as I know anything. ~work~
Sexual Slavery (bdsm)
The BDSM form of sexual slavery is a type of sexual roleplay where one partner, generally referred to as the submissive, agrees to perform sex acts as directed by their Dominant. It is considered an expression of D/s. The power to control one's own sexual activity is deeply held in most cultures, and to offer this power to another has strong erotic overtones. It can be a very powerful and exciting exchange, but can also be hazardous if not enacted carefully. It is very different from commercial or social sexual slavery in that the activity is completely consensual and can be ended by the submissive at any time. A sex slave in BDSM adopts the role of a sex slave, but is not actually owned. The BDSM community does not accept non-consensual slavery as a valid concept. Sex slaves are a specific form of BDSM submissive, and not all submissives are sex slaves. Many submissives have no sexual component to their role at all. Others have specific limits as to the sexual activity that c
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Hope This Makes You Smile......
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? .....why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? .....why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress th
Another Deep Thought.....
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
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A Thousand Years
A thousand years, a thousand more, A thousand times a million doors to eternity I may have lived a thousand lives, a thousand times An endless turning stairway climbs To a tower of souls If it takes another thousand years, a thousand wars, The towers rise to numberless floors in space I could shed another million tears, a million breaths, A million names but only one truth to face A million roads, a million fears A million suns, ten million years of uncertainty I could speak a million lies, a million songs, A million rights, a million wrongs in this balance of time But if there was a single truth, a single light A single thought, a singular touch of grace Then following this single point, this single flame, The single haunted memory of your face I still love you I still want you A thousand times the mysteries unfold themselves Like galaxies in my head I may be numberless, I may be innocent I may know many things, I may be ignorant Or I could ride
Fields Of Gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves Upon the fields of barley You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky As we walk in fields of gold So she took her love for to gaze awhile Upon the fields of barley In his arms she fell as her hair came down Among the fields of gold Will you stay with me, will you be my love Among the fields of barley? We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky As we lie in fields of gold See the west wind move like a lover so Upon the fields of barley Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth Among the fields of gold I never made promises lightly And there have been some that I've broken But I swear in the days still left We'll walk in fields of gold We'll walk in fields of gold Many years have passed since those summer days Among the fields of barley See the children run as the sun goes down Among the fields of gold You'll remember me when the west wind moves Upon the fields of barley You can tell the sun in his jealous sky When
Childern Say The Damist Thing A Must Read It's Cute !!!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
Ok My Birth Sign Readings For All Cheerys Have A Open Mind And Have Funn Cheers..............
wild in bed 08-01-2007..6:38pm... Body: G • E • M • I • N • I: Ultra Sexy Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S. The Sexy one Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word.
Dry up my tears with your gentle winds, For your words cease my tears. Blow away my dark clouds, For your strong winds blow them away. Bring me happiness with your sun beams, For your sunshine warms my soul. Whisper me a deep secret with your breeze, For your words bring me a warm feeling. Put out my raging fire, For your rain sizzles it down. Everything you do is my everything, And I'll never forget that you're my sunshine.
Another One
why do divorces cost so much ? ............ cause their worth it lmao
I'm Ok
It's been suggested that I post and let everyone know that myself and my homestead are all fine. All loved one's and friends accounted for as well.
Cocksucker Lol
50 WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE A COCKSUCKER IN A COMPLIMENT By James Gunn 1. You are the best cocksucker in the world. 2. Hey, cocksucker, hand me a beer… Wow, thanks! You did a really great job of handing that to me, cocksucker. 3. You know what a cocksucker like you is good for? Everything. I fucking love you so much. 4. Hey, cocksucker, you RAWK! 5. Cocksucker, come here for a minute. Look at this picture I drew. It's you. Look how handsome you are. 6. You are a sneaky little thieving cocksucker, which is a trait I find appealing in a person. 7. I'm happy you're alive, cocksucker. If the ambulance arrived even a second later, you'd be fucking dead. 8. Guess what, cocksucker? (Point to yourself, then draw a heart in the air, then point to the person.) 9. Cocksucker, have you been working out?! 10. We're having a few people over
Thursday Links: What The Hell Is That, Bob Kelly, Chris Cornell, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus In Detroit This Weekend, New V
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy (Phone Call, Male Camel Toe, Perv News, Fun Fact) Thursday, everybuddy. We have a busy, busy, busy, busy show for you this morning, and there is a TON of stuff going on in-studio, so if you haven't turned on your Paltalk yet, then you should probably do so. If nothing else, you can gawk at the Ladies of Paltalk, who are happily flashing, sleeping naked, and having morning sex all on webcam. Now, check out what's going on this morning: What the Hell Is That returns! We have half a dozen oddballs with strange physical oddities, and two doctors on hand, ready to take a look at them ad attempt to figure out what is up. The winner of today's little competition gets a brand new Apple iPhone. Also, our buddy Bob Kelly is in studio filling in for Jim Norton, who is out promoting his BEST-SELLING book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, on sale NOW. Finally, Chris Cornell will be LIVE in studio promo
Thank You!
I want to thank all of you for being so cool and nice! I just signed up on this and am overwhelmed by all the people that have stopped by to say hi. I appreciate all of you!
New Profile...
I just created a new profile after deleting my original. I really miss my bucks, points and my level but here's to new beginnings. I will be adding more artwork and photos of myself. Right now I'm at work and I don't have access to any of that. So, check back often and thanks for taking the time to check me out.
Breaking Into Your House
Let's say I break into your house. A lady wrote the best letter in the editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house)." According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your hou
Lie Without A Lover
Hey these nights are fashioned around you I guess a bit of path of love is no longer hauting you. Come and spring a new(flame) in my heart and take me over I'll be sitting around, waiting for you to perform Sing a song to me because I'm bored You bore me,you do You make me wanna run away from you. These days Hold me as I dwell in love, in a lie without a lover And these nights are cold I'm in your spell of lust As I lie without a lover. Now the nights are days And days I feel that you are just a hard way You find that you are You wanna love me Yes I love you for a thousand days. Ohhhahhh,love sweet love I know there is a way to help us blow below the flame. Yeah,put your hand... It caresses ahhhh... You remind me of a sence of censory, to a place with your peers...ahhh Will you run with me? Now these days Hold me as I dwell in love, in a lie without a lover And these nights are cold I'm in your spell of lust As I lie without a lover...with
Personal Update
Okay, so no one has heard much out of me for a while. I post my stuff in the Voice, but nothing "personal." Anyway ... I have been working on my latest book. If it doesn't go any further the SpiritFlight, it will be my last. Someone once said a definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. My son, Warren, quotes that often. Last time I checked I wasn't insane ... but then again, I could be in denial. I dropped the Criminal Justice Master's. Since I am not in government, I finally came to the conclusion that having that MSCJ would get me no place. Hell, having taken and earned my Class III Security Commission (in May, no less) hasn't done a damn thing for me. I have talked to a number of Security firms here, and if hired I will start at the bottom and work my way up. With my credentials that is nonsense. It is interesting to note that even my editor thinks I am being "black balled" for my writings and views. Of course, we won't
Pan Handlers
Pedro and Carlos are panhandling in Los Angeles. Pedro drives a Lexus SUV, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Pedro how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10.00 bills every day. Pedro says, "Look at your sign. It reads: 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.' Now, look at my sign. Carlos looks at Pedro's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico for good."
Friday Mornings At The Pentagon
Tomme Kenworthy, RN Business Builder with First Fitness/Suddenly Slim & Zavita Your income is limited only by your imagination. CALL TODAY & take control of your future. 912*564*2830 Subject: Friday Mornings at the Pentagon From “the Professor” in Florida J By JOSEPH L. GALLOWAY McClatchy Newspapers It's that time of year again. Memorial Day weekend is the beginning of summer fun for most Americans, and as I've done before in this space, I want to pause to take note of the real reason there is a Memorial Day. It's meant to honor and pay our respects to those Americans who've given their lives in service to our nation, who stand in an unbroken line from Lexington's rude bridge to Cemetery Ridge to the Argonne Forest to the beaches of Normandy to the frozen Chosin Reservoir to the Ia Drang Valley to the sands of Kuwait to the streets of Baghdad. Over the last 12 months, 1,042 soldiers, Marines, sailors and Air Force personnel have given their lives in the terrib
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A woman in Mexico City kept the body of her dead husband by her bedside for a year until neighbors, disturbed by the smell, called the police. Police broke down Mercedes Velarde's door on Tuesday and found the putrefied body of her husband Edmundo on the floor of her bedroom. Authorities said on Wednesday they were investigating Velarde's claim her husband died of natural causes. They believe the man, in his early 60s, had mental problems that may have been linked to his death. Local media reported that Velarde's son regularly helped remove worms infesting his father's body. Police could not confirm the reports but said her two adult children knew their mother was keeping the body. The family is being examined by a psychiatrist. After an autopsy, the family could face criminal charges or be sent to a psychiatric hospital. Authorities said hiding a dead person, even a family member, is a crime. "Yes, these people have psychological problems, (
Damaged Lyrics
I am merely the product Of the life that I've lived An amalgam of sorrows And the wisdom they give But the weight has grown heavy And its dragging me down It's so hard not to sink now But I don't want to drown I'm damaged But somehow I've managed This far But I don't know if I can find my way back home I'm damaged But somehow I've managed For now But I don't think I can face this on my own There is beauty in hardship There are poems in grief There are trials we must go through Though they may shake our beliefs But I don't know how I got here Lost in the cynical dusk Set adrift in the worry That I've no one to trust If to suffer is holy I'll take my share of the pain I can swim through this sadness If there's something to gain I can reach for the surface And try to pull myself free But the last thing I want is To drag you down here with me
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My Cousin + Drinks
well, my cousin aaron (doritos) has never drank befor.. tell to night.. he finaly sipped on some jack & coke.. which by the way jack daniles, crown royal & jim beam is the but yeah.. now since i let him.. he like the shit now.. lol.. what a great infuinc i have, right?? lol
Why Did The Minnesota Bridge Collapse.
t may take several days to figure out how many people died in Wednesday's collapse of the I-35W bridge in Minneapolis yesterday - the official toll still stands at four, but nobody expects it to stay there. Between 20 and 30 people are still missing, and while some of them may be lying in hospitals, unconscious and unidentified, plenty of cars are still submerged in the Mississippi River. Anyone trapped inside - and there are such people - are no longer alive. So recovery crews are picking their way carefully around the twisted steel and broken concrete that could shift without warning in the muddy current. ADVERTISEMENT Investigators, meanwhile, from the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) and from a private firm of forensic engineers hired by the state of Minnesota, have already arrived to begin trying to figure out what happened. NTSB chairman Mark Rosenker told reporters Thursday evening that the agency plans to use a special risk-analysis software program that will all
Why An Internet Relationship?
As private investigators we get asked this question frequently. In our experience, it seems that the internet is safer and easier to meet people in than the real world is. On line, you can be the person you want to be. Maybe better looking, richer, happier, etc., etc. and it’s safe to be that person. Mike, who was a mechanic in the Navy ten years ago in real life becomes Mike the former “Navy Seal” on-line. Michelle, whose college roommate became a model in the real world “does some modeling” when chating with her friends in cyberspace. You can type things on the internet that you would never say in the real world. In short, it gives people a place to fill a lagging self-esteem or to compensate for the short comings of their real life. Once you “meet” someone on-line who sounds exciting, sexy and interesting, you spend time learning about them and fantasizing about how they look, how well they relate to you, etc. As the “relationship” goes on, the two get to know each other better a
What Is Internet Addiction Disorder (iad)?
What "Internet addiction disorder" (IAD) is still difficult to define at this time. Much of the original research was based upon the weakest type of research methodology, namely exploratory surveys with no clear hypothesis or rationale backing them. Coming from an atheoretical approach has some benefits, but also is not typically recognized as being a strong way to approach a new disorder. More recent research has expanded upon the original surveys and anecdotal case study reports. However, as I will illustrate below later, even these studies don't support the conclusions the authors claim. The original research into this disorder began with exploratory surveys, which cannot establish causal relationships between specific behaviors and their cause. While surveys can help establish descriptions of how people feel about themselves and their behaviors, they cannot draw conclusions about whether a specific technology, such as the Internet, has actually caused those behaviors. Those conc
Don't Give Personal Info
DON'T GIVE PERSONAL INFO One of the best ways to avoid getting stalked offline in the real world is to be careful how much personal information you give away over the computer. You would be amazed how much information that a person gives away in the course of a conversation. For instance, saying you are in a certain city in your profile narrows you down to a fairly small area. Then maybe you mention you are a student. Maybe there are only five schools locally. Next you say something about going to the football game at school. The person you talked to online can look in the paper to see what schools are playing that night. Boom, they know what school you go to. And as this continues it would be a simple matter for them to show up at your school. The same applies for saying what kind of work you do, etc... DON'T GIVE OUT PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THE COMPUTER. Now for the scary part. You are talking to a seemingly nice person on the computer and you give them your phone number. Wh
Friday Links: Norton Returns, Rich Vos, Tracy Morgan, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus In Detroit Tomorrow, New O&a Videos, New Photos, New Vid
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Thank Goodness it's (F-U, Air Guitar, Mispronunciation, Point and Laugh, Is Tom Alive?) FRIDAY everyone. It's a busy, busy, busy day, and there's a lot of stuff to get to, so buckle up, you don't want to miss...any...of..umm, this. Jim Norton is back in town after his successful appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Our buddy Rich Vos, who is a daddy once again (congrats to Rich and Bonne!) is here, playing us the audio from his daughter's birth. Tracy Morgan (who is singing the praises of Olivia O'Lovely) is also showing up to promote his gigs at Caroline's this weekend in New York City. Want to see this madness LIVE as it happens? Turn on your PALTALK. (of course, you may already be doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. We watch them, and you should too!) Thanks to E Rock, we have some brand new O&A Show Phot
None Rater's And Fraud Fakes,!!!
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Need Friends
i am new to this, i need friends
Most Asked Bls Questions
Can I email Zakk Wylde or any member of The Black Label Society? Zakk does not answer personal emails. You can email Nick Catanese at and Craig Nunenmacher at We cannot guarantee you'll get an email back. You can also interract with Fred and Nick on the forum on this website.or JD at Can I get an autgraph? We do not send any autographed stuff. The only way to get signed stuff is to win it through the site, or meet the guys on Ozzfest. Please don't ask via email. When will Black Label Tour? Will they come to my town? How can I get them to come to my town? Will they come overseas? Will they play an event I'm hosting? The band works with a professional booking agent who books with venues all across the world. When Black Label has shows booked, and the booker announces the shows, we guarantee you'll find the dates here first at We cannot guarantee they'll hit every city in the USA w
Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears Repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not. Four is larger than two." We haven't used Sears repair since. _____________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS _________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a tac
Bob Marley Redemption Song
Musical Youth - Youth Of Today
Musical Youth - Never Gonna Give You Up
Gonna Be Gone
Im gonna be off here for a few days..working my ass off this weekend, and really doubt I will find the energy to log on... So talk to you all on Monday.. Janie
Lil' Green Faerie
You scored as absinthe, you are artistic and creative, but a little unstable. you are magical and can have dillusions, and are a little mysterious.absinthe75% vodka67% wine67% champagne67% bourbon63% whiskey63% daiquaries58% beer54% midori50% rum46% what alcoholic drink are you (pictures)created with
10th Kingdom Intro
Never Again....
Never again will I wait by the phone and hope you call Never again will the words "I love you" touch my lips Never again will I feel the pain of my heart breaking Without you, So much better I will be By myself, It's just me Never again will I feel your gentle touch That touch against my cheek Never again will you lay next to me Never again will I waste my time Without you, There is no end Without you, I don't have to pretend Without you, No time is ever wasted Never again will I taste my tears Never again will I have fears Never again will I change for anyone Cause without you, I can be me
Will Be Back In A Week!
Well, i wasnt planning on keeping this profile, but ive decided that i will. I wont be on everyday or even every few days. I'm only here to keep in touch w/ a few ppl I met through my first profile. That doesnt mean im not open to the possibility of new friends though. Anyway, monday is aidan's first birthday and tj is on vacation for the whole week. I wont be online until the 13th... Hope everyone has a good weekend!
Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better?
Today On Wrr
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so today i woke up and it was a rough day. again. this sunburn fucking sucks. it's cracking peeling burning and just looks nasty. i feel extremely unattractive. and it hasn't been a good week. my best friend lied to me out of jealousy and ruined a budding relationship for me. the guy who is supposed to love me acts like i'm dead. i am so confused and fucked up! help
What's Everyone Doing?
Hey out there in Fubar land!I'm never gonna get use to the new name...LOL!I still like Cherrytap!Any way!I hope everyone is having a great Saturday!Mine is going ok,had to go to the grocery store just a little while ago,and oh wow!was that fun!!!NOTTTTTTT!!!LOL!I'd rather go to the damn pussy doctor than go grocery shopping,hehe!Have a good one everyone,and shout at me sometimes!Later guys!xoxox Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
Erotic 2
i start by biting you through your moan....try to pull look so cute cooking dinner....i just want to bite you all moan when I take bite into your neck...i wrap my hands around your waist and let my hands move different directions....i find your hard nipples...and I tease them with my fingers....making them harder.....i turn you around and pull up your shirt and start melt between my lips and hands....i can feel your body move into me and...i can feel your hands going up my back....i arch as you dig into my back....i moan and can feel my clit rub in my jeans...i curse as you bite my neck....i ache for you to go down on me but I know we have to finish let me go and turn back around to finish cooking...and under your breath i hear you say screw turn it off and turn around and grab me hard and slam me into the fridge and rip my tee shirt off of take my hands and put them together over my head and hold the
Generation Landslide
Hello All.
I just wanted to say hello to everyone. I am still learning about Fubar so forgive any mistakes I make. I also hope you like my music choices. The songs I picked are a good sample of the music I like. I am also LiveJournal and MySpace under the name "Shellcase". I look forward to hearing from you all.
You See
Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap... ps: if you ride the short-bus and don't understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! SEE THIS SHIT THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.......... I GOING TO SEND THIS TO MYSPACE.COM AND TO INTERNET EXPLORER, AND THE STATE ATTORNEY.................
Dragons And Their Astronomical History
A legendary monster usually conceived as a huge, bat-winged, fire-breathing, scaly lizard or snake with a barbed tail. The belief in these creatures apparently arose without the slightest knowledge on the part of the ancients of the gigantic, prehistoric, dragon-like reptiles. In Greece the word drakon, from which the English word was derived, was used originally for any large serpent, and the dragon of mythology, whatever shape it later assumed, remained essentially a snake. In general, in the Middle Eastern world, where snakes are large and deadly, the serpent or dragon was symbolic of the principle of evil. Thus, the Egyptian god Apepi, for example, was the great serpent of the world of darkness. But the Greeks and Romans, though accepting the Middle Eastern idea of the serpent as an evil power, also at times conceived the drakontes as beneficent powers--sharp-eyed dwellers in the inner parts of the Earth. On the whole, however, the evil reputation of dragons was the stronger, a
Ok People Its Official
I am offically as of 8:30pm CST the PR for circle of friends radio so please go there and listen. they will play just about anything you want. Come to to find the dj and make a request or dedication. or contact me and ill get in touch with the dj and do it for you. Just turn into the station. You wont regret it i promise you. If you arent happy with the music let me know and ill step down from my job. Thats how serious i am about this site. We want our listeners to be happy with the music.
Leader Of Men
Whats Up People
just wanted to give a shout out to all my buddies out there.....message me and let me know how the hell you are...c-ya
To All Lovers
Its beter to lost your pride to someone you love than to lost your love coz of your pride be a friendly of thousand be a lover of one... Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one!!! TAKE CARE always!!!
A Person Who Want To Be Healty Person
Laughter is great mental tonic. It can dispel anxiety,help manage strees,depression,fear and worry. Get high on laughter!!! have a ha-ha-ha-happy morning... have a GOOD DAY!!! TAKE CARE always...
The Intruder Part 2
It was still dark in the bed room as strong hands pulled back the covers. She knew what was happening, but try as she might, her arms wouldn't respond as they lay limply at her side! She could hear the sound of fabric being cut, and realized that who ever it was, had used a scissors to cut away her nighty and panties, leaving her naked and totally accessible!!! It was then that for the first time he spoke as he whispered into her ear, "Even though you can't move or speak I know that you can hear me!!!" "I promise that I will not hurt you in any way," he continued, "but I will tell you that I am going to use you sexually for my own pleasure and enjoyment!!!" "Don't try to fight me, it is hopeless to resist, and also, one final thing, I adore giving orgasms to women who try and resist me, they fight it, but their bodies still respond to my touch!!!" "To make it more erotic and mysterious, I am leaving the lights off to let your imagination run wild!!!" It was quiet for a few minutes, a
The Intruder Part 3
She stiffened slightly, waiting for him to enter her, but instead, the air whistled from her lungs as his mouth engulfed her dripping organ!!! She wished that it wasn't so, but a fury was growing in her pussy that she couldn't control!!! It was maddening, being forced into having sex with an unknown stranger, but having your body respond like he was your husband or lover!!! From down at her pussy came a question, " Eva, dear, if you want me to suck harder, flex your pussy for me, tighten and loosed it to show me your desire!!!" "Damn him," he was mocking her, but all the while knowing how badly she needed the relief only a hard climax could provide for her!!! Besides, he could keep her on the edge for as long as he wanted to, so she might as well give him what he wanted!!! Straining hard, she tightened and untightened the muscles in her cunt, which caused him to groan as he buried his tongue inside of her, driving her closer and closer to the much needed relief that just seemed to elud
To All Of You Who Read
Last night sucked i had to call in to work for the first time in forever meaning i've never called in. i went to pick something up off the kitchen floor and when i stood up bam pain went up my spine and down my legs it suck a*s. On a brighter note i got the internet back so i have a way to vent when someone pisses me off. my mother in law took the computer with her for a month will she was gone to cali. things are still looking down but i have faith they will get better well i have to go lay back down cause my back is starting to kill me peace and chicken grease chas
Jack & Jill's Wedding
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side. When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers," he said. "I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. I told her, "Of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will." Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem." Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear them. "Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that". Jill paused and removed her panties and gave them to Jack. "Try these on," she said, so he tried them on but
Forget Him
FORGET HIM Forget his name Forget his face, Forget his kiss, His warm embrace. Forget the love that you once knew, Remember he has someone new. Forget him when they played your song, Remember when you cried all night long. Forget how close you once were, Remember that he has chosen her. forget how you memorized his walk, forget the way he use to talk. Forget the things he use to say, Remember he has gone away. Forget his laugh forget his grin, Forget the dimples on his chin. Forget the way he held you tight, Remember he's with her tonight. Forget the time that went so fast, Forget the love that moved its past. Forget he said he'd leave you never, Remember he's gone forever. August 2007
Something different this month at CharliesImages! Our August Featured Models are Elizabeth and Brian. We have couples poses with a romantic and sexy mood to them. Lots of info on our two models on the website. We also have the final 8 models of our Bikini Babes Special Feature. That's 24 bikini babes for you to enjoy. "Divas in Denim" is this month's free wallpaper created by Robert of Tiger Eye Media. Drop by the website, enjoy the photos, and invite a friend or two as well. Charlie
Ok Cherrys The Blowjob Etiquette Enjoy Lmfao...........
Blowjob Etiquette Posted: 8/6/2007 7:46:56 AM Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)........... 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your**** 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my
Ok Things Woman Do When They Shower,now Things Men Do When Taking A Shower So True Hehe Enjoy Thx...........
Taking A Shower Posted: 8/6/2007 8:14:23 AM (How to Shower Like a Woman).................. 1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom. 3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting. 4. Turn on hot water only. 5. Get in the shower -- once you've found it through all the steam. 6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 7. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 8. Rinse hair. 9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw. 11. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut
The Blonde's Medical Exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully, with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
Q And A
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee? A: It hurts their teeth. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish? A: She tried to drown it. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.
The Lizard And The Koala Bear
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down
The Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:
* Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. * Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. * I think hairy butts are really sexy. * Hey, get a whiff of that one. * Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. * This diamond is way too big! * I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. * I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. * Wow, it really is 14 inches! * Does this make my butt look too small? * I'm wrong, you must be right again.
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More On Online Surveys... They Suck
God these suck. If you're lucky enough to NOT get bounced immediately, you spend 30 minutes on VERY poorly designed web pages answering inane questions. That's if you're "lucky"... If you get bounced ("don't qualify") you still invest up to 10 minutes getting to the point where they say "so sorry, thanks much (sucker)". They GOT a bunch of information from you in deciding you DIDN'T qualify. You made an investment. I think we should get some FUBUCKS for this. If you don't qualify for anything, zero. If you make it through phase 1 (5-10 minutes of inanity) then 2000 FUBUCKS. If you make it through the whole thing, then you get the 10000. Cause I'm done with this crap. This website is really losing my attention.
Whyfore am it and something something? I want more.
Luke 6:45
45 The good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is good; and the evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth that which is evil: for out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.
Weird Anagrams
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ' S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
What I Steve Martin..
Do I look okay? I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Hey. Where has Steve been? Haven't seen him on 'Saturday Night Live' in a while.." [ chuckles ] They want me. They call me every week to do the show. But I have been holding out for a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together ] And so the calls fly back and forth, and I made a deal, and I'm very happy to be here tonight. I wish I'd asked for money instead of a little bit of this.. [ rubs his fingers together again ] You probably heard I was into the comedy thing. Kind of getting out of that now.. into a little more serious deal. And so that's why right now I'd like to talk about "What.. I.. Believe.." [ heavy music starts to play ] "What I Believe." I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his penis. And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments. And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a ga
Oral Sex Frogs
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody`s watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, `I`ll take one.` The man packaged the frog and said, `Just follow the instructions carefully.` The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do. 1. Take a shower 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the from down `there`. She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally frus
Todays Bit Of Wisdom
The earth was created by the assistance of the sun, and it should be left as it was. . . . This Country was made without lines of demarcation, and it is no mans business to divide it. . . . I see the that others all over the country gaining wealth and see their desire to leave us with a worthless country. The earth and my self are of one mind. The measure of land and the measure of our bodies are the same. Say it us if you can say it, that you were sent by Creative Power to talk to us. Perhaps you think the creator sent you here to destroy us as you see fit. If I thought you were sent by the creator I might be induced to think you had a right to dispose of me. Do not misunderstand me, but understand me fully with reference to my affection to the country. I never said this country was mine to do with as I chose. The one who has a right to dispose of it is the one who has created it. I claim a right to live in this country, and accord you the privilage to live on yours. The eart
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Hustle, Loyalty, And Respect.
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear
Ruby -- Kenny Rogers
Walking After Midnight-- Patsy Cline
Great Head
My head is shaped exactly like a peach. A large, head-shaped peach.
i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick You've got lock and key Every part of me Only You know what makes me tick i love it when You lick It feels so good i'm going crazy my eyes roll back inside my head as You explore my inner warmths of pleasure holding on tight can't wait to return the favor i'll do that trick You can't resist Two rights don't make it wrong Makin' love 'till the break of dawn Emotions all up in a twist as i lose all control When You grab a hold And You do Your trick i love it when You lick i'll put my heels on for You myMaster The ones that wrap all around my leg Your every touch it just excites me i aint too proud to beg even when You're not around me the tingling, the tingling wont go away Please don't make my body wait no longer Because Your slavegirl is ready to play play play play play for/with You as i lose all control when You grab a hold and You do Your trick i love it w
Unmentioned Punishment
umentioned punishment solace is despair explosive harvest of rejection unsolicited inflictors unseen torrential reaction besieged forever pain is universal
Never Easy To Ease
like sweet nectar - your taste lingers on my lips a kiss dancing lightly on my tounge a change ever so gradual yet i can feel it there in my red room tempting never easy to ease a thought from your mind when its been burned there engraved and ingrained forever a part of me
the wonder in your eyes electrifies me takes me beyond this seeminly infinite mortal world intensifies me mortal feelings 3-fold burning running through my veins the complew spiderwebs of life oversensetizing and i become turned off to all but tuned into you
Sex Styles
Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partne
Love Is ...
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.
The day you were born, the whole world was blessed These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess The time has come for me to express my true feelings You are the center of my thoughts and the essence of my being What you have brought me I never thought I could procure The gift of comfort, with you I am secure For you have lifted me up from a life filled with sorrow And made me realize there is always a better tomorrow It amazes me how someone can make me feel this way I love you more and more with each passing day You brighten my days and lift my spirits I have felt this for so long and now want you to hear it So you may know the place you hold in my heart You are always with me even when we're apart I truly believe what we have is meant to be Just open your heart and soon you shall see What I am willing to do to keep a smile on your face Just know that I'm here and will be always
The Most Confusing Word
Hidden among all the words In the vast vocabulary of everyday Lies a single, short word Confusing to everyone in every way Some people insist they are experts Knowing everything it entails Others readily deny it and admit to knowing that it fails Poets old and new alike Have forever guided its reputation Telling of the happiness and joy Or its ever present state of devastation People view this single term With their own experience in mind And come to their own conclusion But many are viewing it blind Many people admit to using it loosely Not fully understanding its heavy weight Others admit to never saying it Not willing to suffer an ill fate As a person stuck in between Looking at it from both sides I know the feelings of both And the emotions it provides As a woman of only 18 years I can admit and honestly say That love has eluded me so far All I can do now is pray That I will one day learn What it is like to be Surrounded b
Abrazame (hug Me)
I swear I think it's about time that a friend introduced me to this site! Now c'mon Myspace was like getting old and I think that the only thing that I loved about it was that I got to make my page keep in touch with family and blah blah blah blah! But I was looking at the skins and I found out that this site was here a long time already! I'm disappointed lol! Just finding out late! Wow! lol!
Why would Mick Jagger be the dangerous person to mess with? Was he a bad man that killed his best friend? Absolutely not. Jagger was the back up. Brian chose all 5 band members. If Brian was to be killed he needed someone to continue his work. He chose Jagger partly for that reason. Since Brian was killed as early as 1965 the next years with Jagger looks very strange seen from a Brian-fan view. But if you can look at Brian as a ghost trying to lead his band along the way from 1966 to 1969 Mick Jaggers actions was not that bad. He was only in direct opposition to Brian when the time came for Brians departure. The persons that killed Brian started very early to mess with Jagger and continued doing so. That was the dangerous part since they thought he was their friend.
Foamy - Inner Demons
Week 45
- So, Forerunner is totally handing Jason’s ass to him, and Donna isn’t faring much better. Even though she knocked the purple-skinned bounty hunter for a loop, the Amazon dang near broke her hand in the process. Way to go, D! - Jimmy returns to the scene of the crime in Metropolis, perhaps in an attempt to get picked up for Sleez’s murder. Although he does give us a pretty handy-dandy recap of his storyline thus far. Meanwhile, someone sneaks up on a hobo. - Donna is still getting tossed around like a rag doll when she decides to up the awesome quotient of the issue a bit by tearing into Forerunner with a machine gun. It doesn’t do much, but it looks cool. Then we take a short timeout between rounds. - It was Holly doing the sneaking up, but as soon as she gets an offer to take a step up from Dumpster diving…someone sneaks up on her! - Donna’s totally losing this fight when the good Monitor with the sideburns appears and explains to Forerunner that she’s done, since they h
Newswire: Whiskeytangofoxxxtrot Votes To Send 218 Members Of Congress To Douchebagistan…
Newswire: WhiskeyTangoFoxxxtrot Votes to Send 218 members of Congress to Douchebagistan… We are in a war in Iraq. A lot of people love to spend their time arguing about whether or not we should have gone (and by “we” they mean the American soldier, sailor, marine, and airmen – probably an inclusive term they shouldn’t use so loosely given that I know I haven’t been shot at lately from the comfort of my couch). I don’t want to comment on that argument. There’s no reason to. The U.S. military and its allies are in Iraq. So that leaves two real camps: There are people in America that believe the war in Iraq must be seen to a successful conclusion. I am one of them. There are others that truly believe the war is wrong and fight passionately to end it immediately. While they possess many arguments for this belief, one that is reoccurring is that “not a single additional soldier should die for an unjust war or for a war that cannot be won”. For one moment, I am going to giv
Week 39
- Karate Kid and Una land on the Metropolis rooftop of the building that currently houses Oracle, the technological wonder who provides the superhero community with all its best info. Apparently, the Kid’s slightly crazy bud Starman sent him in this direction, but before they can ask the nice lady for some help, they’re attacked by giant tentacle things. (Don’t worry, kids! They’re not slimy!) - Over in Gotham, Trickster and Piper enjoy some yummy victuals from Penguin’s kitchen. But oh no! Deadshot and his Suicide Squad cronies are right outside! WHAT?!? The Penguin tipped them off, you say? He’s a two-timing no-goodnik, you say? We can’t believe it! - Donna, Jason, the Atom and Bob arrive at the next stop on their tour: some unnamed location in subquantum space that Ray Palmer once visited on a mission with the Justice League. Jason Todd is all ready to say something gruff and unforgiving when Bob tells the crew that they’re not alone. - Here comes Mr. Action! He’s so good a
Fancy -- Reba
Great Kid's Comebacks
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy this? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher...
well i hopefully did it right i posted some pics on my page from when iwent to niagra falls with my wife and son to a couple of racing photos of a friend of mine i hope you enjoy there will be more to come
Dear Wife
*Dear Wife:* *I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.* *Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. whatever the case, I'm gone.* *Your EX-Husband* *P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!* *Dear Ex-Husband -* *Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have bee
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Kurt Busch On Mad Tv
The Chase Defined
The Chase Consisting of the season's last 10 races -- will further reflect the importance of racing to win, via a variety of adjustments. During the format's first three years, the top-10 drivers in points after the 26th race of the season qualified for the Chase; in addition, any other driver outside the top 10 but within 400 points of the standings' leader also was eligible. Starting this season, the 400-point cutoff is eliminated and the top 12 drivers in the points after Race 26 will qualify for the Chase. All 12 drivers will have their point totals re-set to 5,000; each will then receive a 10-point bonus for each race victory they had during the first 26 races. The Chase drivers will be "seeded" to start the Chase based on the number of wins amassed during the regular season. "I like that the points for each of the now 12 drivers in the Chase will be set at 5,000 with an additional 10 for each race win," said team owner Richard Childress, who had two drivers in t
Blowjob Etiquette
Blowjob Etiquette 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell
Megan, age 4 First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the shittiest dog I've ever seen. F
Kyle, age 8 You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
Easter Egg?
Lisa, age 6 Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
Rachel, age 7 That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
Jason, age 6 This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
Seth, age 4 WTF! Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
Xmas Pic?
Kelly, age 9 This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
Read First!
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece. This blog was taken from:
Well That's Just Your Opinion
Well that's just your opinion: This one pisses me off just thinking about it. If you slit my throat right now you'd get shot in the eye with boiling blood. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat.
It Takes One To Know One
It takes one to know one: Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one"? You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. What difference does it make if the person calling you a slut is one as well? You're still a skanky bitch who charges money for hand jobs--and why the hell are you charging for a hand job anyway? Unless all your clients are paralyzed, any prostitute caught charging someone for a hand job should be sued for extortion. That's another reason prostitution should be legal: you can't really sue a prostitute for extortion if prostitution is illegal now can you wise ass?
I'm A Child At Heart
I'm a child at heart: Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole. But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin.
Strangers Are Just Friends Waiting To Happen
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen: Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
Stupidity Is Annoying!!!!
And what brings me to this point you ask? This woman: Brown Eye Babe@ fubar here is the proof to HOW annoyed she has made me RIGHT before I'm going to see the Love of my life. (and I'm putting in order so you have to read from the bottom down) · new gift from 'Brown Eye Babe' received! 13 hr ago · just sent you new mail! 13 hr ago Brown Eye Babe sent you a Glass of Champagne Show header Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2007 14:47:30 -0700 (PDT) From: To: Reply-To: Size: 964 B "just wanted to wish you and Alex the best of luck... I'm Getting married in dec and i cant wait :)" Click here to return the favor! Click here to see this gift on your profile. · Brown Eye Babe rated your photo a '1'! 11 hr ago · Brown Eye Babe left you a new photo comment! 11 hr ago Comments on this photo: Brown Eye Babe 2007-8-7 17:14:38 YOU CALL THAT SEXY??? HAHAHA reply | delete comment · 'Brown Eye Babe' just ripped
Technology Sucks!!!
Technology sucks!!!.... Well, until you need it and it’s not available. I had to break down my studio including my computer and move everything into the unfinished part of the basement to have new carpet laid. Last night I reconnected all my computer equipment and when I pressed the power button nothing happened. My computer is pretty old and has been running very slowly and now it appears to be completely fried. I had everything on there, all my digital illustrations, photos of my paintings, photos of my daughter, my vacation pictures, all my music, Adobe Photoshop, and Adobe Illustrator. All of this is now trapped inside my hard drive and probably forever entombed. I knew this day would eventually come but not this soon. I was hoping my computer would have lasted until I got a replacement, but I am no where near financially able to achieve this. I’m not technologically savvy and I resisted getting a computer in the nineties, but it got to a point where it was necessary. I hate
Have You Got Da Ballz???
Just sat here bored and started thinking as i some times do about society and how we react to certain things and shit .....and i came up with a few SOCIAL EXPERIMENTS !!!that you could try out for yourselves, at a family gathering .i.e. weddings, Party's, Funerals, or when your on a bus, train etc...OR anywhere where there is enough peepz to get a good reaction!!MY LIST OF SOCIAL EXPERIMENTZ... 1..Nice to meet you, I've got cancer. Nothing makes people feel more awkward than a cancer patient. And better yet, almost nobody has the balls to call you out on it. You had better be able to talk the talk. At least what kind of treatment you are on. 2..Let me tell you about my legal troubles with a 15 year old girl/boy. Again. Very, very uncomfortable topic. Make sure you tell them that she/he loves you so much, she/he waited for you till you were out of jail. Now you're back happily committing statutory rape again. For added spice, substitute the girl/boy for a young Asian boy/gi
Put More Pics Up, A Few New Ones, Some Previously Posted Pics For The New People
The subject pretty much said it all, so go look if you want, some of you were around the first time to see a lot of them, I am going to try and put some new ones up sometime this week, but we will see how reliable that turns out to be, lol.
I'm tired of young girls acting like little bitches in here. All they do is create drama, that's why I decided not to come back in here. All of you that really know me, you know where to find me. I'm done putting up with immature people in here. It's fun messing around with other, but up to a limit. I hate drama people. If you read this, please do not get offended. This is only intended for some people only, and they know who they are. Call me, text me, or email me.
Banister Of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ........."Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
I Love My Bong
Hits From The Bong Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come aloooong and take hits from the boooong Put the blunt down just for a second Don't get me wrong it's not a new method Inhale, Exhale - just got a ounce in the mail I like a blunt or a big fat cone But my double barrel bong is gettin me stoned Home skillet, there's water inside don't spill it It smells like shit on the carpet Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit Of the skunky funky smelly green shit Sing my song, puff all night long As I take Hits from the bong... Hits From The Bong y'all Can I get a hit? Hits From The Bong Can I get a hit? Hits From The Bong Can I get a hit? Hits From The Bong Let's smoke that bowl, hit the bong And then take that finger off of that hole Plug it, unplug it, don't straaaain I love you Mary Jane She never complains, when I hit Mary With that flame, I light up the cherry She's so good to me, when I pack a fresh bowl I clean the screen Don't get me stirred up
Staind ~open Your Eyes
As I walk along these streets I see a man that walks alone Distant echo of people's feet He as no lace to call his own A shot rings out from a roof over head A crack head asks for change nearby An old man lies in an alleyway dead A little girl lost just stands there and cries Wha would you do, if it was you Would you take everything For granted like you do A boy just 13 on the corner for sale Swallows his pride for another hit Over population there's no room in jail But most of you don't vive a sh*t That your daughters are porno stars And your sons sell death to kids You're so lost in your little worlds You little worlds you'll never fix You turn away As I walk along the streets Soaking up the acid rain Underneath the taxi cabs I hear the streets cry out in vain
Thoughts For Today---or Tomorrow....
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL." If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look f
Some People Just Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Kids,
Not only is this bulletin disturbing and sick, but sadly it's true. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids, and this is a perfect example of why! Baby Died in Microwave Body: Just recently a women placed her 3 week old baby in a microwave and baked it,,and yes,,of course it died.Police say that the mother did it to get back at the baby's father.This baby died in a microwave because of its heartless mother,,she appears in court today,,if you think she should be severly punished for killing her child,,please put your name below and repost this as "Baby Died In The Microwave" if you dont repost this no ur not gonna have relationship problems, no ur not gonna die, but it will show everyone that you have absolutely NO HEART or SENSE!!!!! WE NEED 300 SINGTURES. 1.GARDENIA 2.Jessica Russell 3. Karie Braswell 4.whitney campbell 5.megan mcdaniel 6. Amanda Long 7. peggy andrews 8.Araine Scorsone 9. April Frank 10. Robert Frank 11. Jennifer Wells 12.Sherrie Oliph
Trail Of Tears ( Nu Na Hi Du Na Tlo Hi Lu I )
The Trail of Tears refers to the forced relocation in 1838 of the Cherokee and Choctaw Native American tribes to Indian Territory in what would be the state of Oklahoma, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 4,000 of the 15,000 Cherokees and Choctaws affected.This was caused by the "Indian Removal Act of 1830". The Cherokee Trail of Tears resulted from the enforcement of the Treaty of New Echota, an agreement signed under the provisions of the Indian Removal Act of 1830, which exchanged Native American land in the East for lands west of the Mississippi River, but which was never accepted by the elected tribal leadership or a majority of the Cherokee people. Nevertheless, the treaty was enforced by President Andrew Jackson, who sent federal troops to round up about 17,000 Cherokees in camps before being sent to the West. Most of the deaths occurred from disease in these camps. After the initial roundup, the U.S. military played a limited role in the journey itself, with the Cheroke
Things To Be Happy About...
Revenge on your enemies Karma getting to your enemies before you do, thus saving you time Chocolate Peanut Butter Dairy Free ice cream Duckies! Vodka and Cranberry Dog the Bounty Hunter Foamy Mud Masks Having someone that will massage your feet, regardless of their cleanliness, smell or texture Cherries Having someone big and tall to carry the heavy things and reach the high things Pepsi Finding money in other peoples laundry...finders keepers... Prison Justice Guys with big muscular shoulders and pretty eyes Contraceptives...without them, there would be even more stupid people! Breakfast in bed when it isn't your birthday, anniversary, or black history month. Reading the directions on the back of the box, but everyone still thinks your the best cook! Teasing someone by simply eating a banana... Watching snotty people at the grocery store bust their ass in produce because they wore heals with bloomers and stepped on a banana.
Thursday Links: Bob Kelly, Gary Gullman, More Superbad In Studio, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus Coming To Va, New Videos, Wha
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and happy Thursdee everyone! We've got a busybusybusybusy show today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, so let's not waste any time getting to it. Jim Norton is out today so Bob Kelly is filling his seat...and then some. Bobby's Tourgasm mate, Gary Gulman will also be stopping by the show today. Yesterday we had Michael Cera and Christopher Mintz from SUPERBAD in studio (look for video down the page), and today Jonah Hill will be coming in to promote the film. Want to see the in-studio guests and hilarity LIVE as it happens? Turn on your PALTALK. (or we could be honest, and assume that you're already doing that watching all the lovely Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. Naked ladies just rule.) New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My
9th August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, August 9: Troubled by a recent spate of hang up calls you'll logically start to question if your loved one has another loved on one the side. After hours of fighting it will come to light that they are merely on a bad phone list.
Today's Quote Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love Song
head under water and they tell me to breathe easy for a while but breathing gets harder even i know that you made room for me but its too soon to see if im happy in your hands im unusually hard to hold on to blank stares at blank pages no easy way to say this you mean well, but you make this hard on me i'm not gonna write you a love song 'cause you asked for it 'cause you need one, you see i'm not gonna write you a love song 'cause you tell me it's make or break in this if your on your way i'm not gonna write you to stay if all you have is leavin' im'a need a better reason to write you a love song today i learned the hard way that they all say things you wanna hear and my heavy heart sings deep down under you and your twisted words your help just hurts you were not what i thought you were hello to high and dry convinced me to please you made me think that i need this too i'm trying to let you hear me as i am i'm not gonna write you a love
New Family
Hey all im gonna attempt to start a new bombing family ect... here on fubar and i am looking for members if interested please fubar mail me and let me know ty to all that decide to join Devilish DD -- Owner -- Grand Theft Radio & ***Single***@ fubar
You Know You're From New York City When...
* You think Central Park is "nature." * You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal." * You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times. * You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent. * You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed. * You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. * Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip." * America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you. * You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. * You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise. * Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes. * $50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag. * Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean, your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite
You Know You're From Upstate New York When...
You only own three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit The mosquitoes have landing lights You have more miles on your snow blower than your car You have 10 favorite recipes for venison TrueValue Hardware on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas You've gone trick-or-treating in a blizzard Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow You think everyone from the city has an accent You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only eight buttons You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday You head south to
Buying Tampons
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?" The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"
Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cuz Jills a fucking tranny!
Working In A Pickle Factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist t talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
The Old Ways Of The Druids
The Donkey And Five Simple Rules!
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt
Cough It Up Or Lose It!
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Damn!" says the little old lady... "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no" says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well",
Why Some Women Never Marry
John 6:47-54
47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life. 48 I am that bread of life. 49 Your fathers did eat manna in the wilderness, and are dead. 50 This is the bread which cometh down from heaven, that a man may eat thereof, and not die. 51 I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. 52 The Jews therefore strove among themselves, saying, How can this man give us his flesh to eat? 53 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except ye eat the flesh of the Son of man, and drink his blood, ye have no life in you. 54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.
My Thoughts
"Weak is he who lets his disappointments control his actions, Strong is he who lets his Mind control his Heart"
A Fine Testaminial On Our Coveted Politicians...
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several Hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He woul
My Band -- D12 & Eminem
Todays Cancer
You're in touch with something deep within you that feels incredibly real. All that good energy can't lie, and you may very well exceed your wildest expectations when it comes to your love life!
85 Rules And Instructions For Being A Man
85 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS ON BEING A MAN Don't call. EVER. If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself. Lie. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as "spike" If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them/already gave it to them. Play with yourself as often as possible. Tell everyone about it. Be as ambiguous as possible. If you don't want to answer, a grunt will do. Always remember: You are a man. Therefore, no matter what, it isn't your fault. Lie. Girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths. Never ask for help. Even if you really, really need help --- don't ask. People will think you have no penis. Women like it when you ignore them. It arouses them. If, GOD FORBID, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. Bodily noises are permissible. TWO WORDS: Hack and spit. (Big loogies me
Awe, That Fresh Smell Of Blogging.
You know, life occasionally needs a new blog. Sometimes to get peoples attention to something else or just starting over. Whatever the preference. So, life has been pretty good. I got a drafting table. Yay. I got my college books. Yay. I paid for the tuition and fees. Yay. So I'm basically set for college. Thats something new for me, considering the fact that i haven't been in school for the past 2 years. So what degree? Fine Arts. "Fine Arts?", you might say. Well, I want to be like Chuck Jones during his time. A Master of cartoons and getting it to the people. Hopefully I can even be half as good as he was. So, this is a new start on a new blog. Comment! --Xonus ;D
24 Bikini Babes
With the addition of the final 8 this month, we now have 24 bikini clad Carolina cuties in our Summer 07 Special Feature Bikini Babes! Find a cool spot and enjoy viewing them all! Charlie
Thought For The Day - 10 August 2007
Random Chuck Norris Fact:As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chemical Imbalances
Broken...Wasted...Infantile projectory within the realms of my scattered thoughts. Withering happiness shines like a beacon of hope inside this growing tumor of madness. The core, throbbing with the lifeblood from memories only partially consumed, slows its beating. Incessant prattle from words whispered in my subconscious hum for me a great lullaby. Foretelling omens and good fortune alike, they soothe the calloused edges of this poor excuse for a soul. Promises. Lies. They're all alike. Etching for me an existence few would choose. Opening doors that ought not be made passable. Pitiable are the few who are given this course, for they are the ones who must regenerate and reform themselves on a whim. Emptying their psyches of all reveries from past adventures, seeking nothing but this eluded delirium we dare call happiness. Dreams? ...Never. Fascinated with the very illusion, I stoop to nothing less than a man-made promise. A little white pill. Powdery, bitter pill. Its Prozacean eupho
Have Fun
A big what's up to my family and friends. I hope you all enjoy yourselves this weekend,just be careful. I'll drink a few for you, just return the favor lol. TTYL ---Mike---
Sheep, Wolves, And Sheepdogs
On Sheep, Wolves, and Sheepdogs - Dave Grossman Honor never grows old, and honor rejoices the heart of age. It does so because honor is, finally, about defending those noble and worthy things that deserve defending, even if it comes at a high cost. In our time, that may mean social disapproval, public scorn, hardship, persecution, or as always, even death itself. The question remains: What is worth defending? What is worth dying for? What is worth living for? - William J. Bennett - in a lecture to the ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 One Vietnam veteran, an old retired colonel, once said this to me: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident." This is true. Remember, the murder rate is six per 100,000 per year, and the aggravated assault rate is four per 1,000 per year. What this means is that the va
I Have Black Hair Now
I will be posting pics soon for those who wanna see
Does Your Name Fit
B-loves people and sex R-is good in bed I-very good kisser T-smile to die for T-smile to die for A-hot N-easy to fall in love with Y-loved by everyone A:hot B: loves people and sex C: can kick ur ass D: good kisser E: Kinky F: loves people wild and crazy adore you G: very outgoing H:cute I: very good kisser J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very very good kisser M:Makes dating fun N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a hypocrite R: is good in bed S: makes people laugh T: smile to die for U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W:very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and dumb at times REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you???"
Dear Wife:
It's One Of Those Days..
it's one of those days where a bottle of soco and a sexy militia man will make is all better.
"Amicitia?", you might be asking. Well its a social networking place thats pretty cool. Check it out! Theres a lot of things you can do on it. --Xonus ;D
Post Game Recap
Post Game Recap: Cowboys 23 - Colts 10 New Cowboys Head Coach, Wade Phillips had plenty to smile about tonight as the Cowboys overpowered the defending Super Bowl Champions, Indianapolis Colts 23-10. The Cowboys drew first blood when Tony Romo commanded an opening drive that led to a field goal to put the Boys' up 3-0. Romo also had another long scoring drive end in a field goal in his second and final series of the game for him. On the night, Romo completed 10 of 11 passes for 93 yards, but he missed a couple of huge opportunities by failing to see a wide-open Jason Witten and Anthony Fasano. During the game Pam Oliver asked both Jerry Jones and Tony Romo about his contract status, but both sides were very noncommittal. The Cowboys first string defense did a fantastic job of keeping Peyton Manning at bay. The only touchdown the Colts scored came late in the game, long after the first and second string players were off the field. The defense also scored the C
Cherokee Traveler's Greeting
I will draw thorns from your feet. We will walk the White Path of Life together. Like a brother of my own blood, I will love you. I will wipe tears from your eyes. When you are sad, I will put your aching heart to rest.
Indian Prayer
My grandfather is the fire My grandmother is the wind The Earth is my mother The Great Spirit is my father The World stopped at my birth and laid itself at my feet And I shall swallow the Earth whole when I die and the Earth and I will be one Hail The Great Spirit, my father without him no one could exist because there would be no will to live Hail The Earth, my mother without which no food could be grown and so cause the will to live to starve Hail the wind, my grandmother for she brings loving, lifegiving rain nourishing us as she nourishes our crops Hail the fire, my grandfather for the light, the warmth, the comfort he brings without which we be animals, not men Hail my parent and grandparents without which not I nor you nor anyone else could have existed Life gives life which gives unto itself a promise of new life Hail the Great Spirit, The Earth, the wind, the fire praise my parents loudly for they are your parents, too Oh, Great Spirit, giver o
Cherokee Lament
The sky smiled wide upon our toil The rivers kissed our furtive hands and blessed us with bounty from it's depths The sun promised golden grain and corn to feed our children The buck and the doe gave up their skins to cover us The bough lay waiting in the woods to give of itself what we may need What, of this land, did we ask? No more, no less, than an Indian can! But, came the day, we were no more... Lost in the sea of white man's ways! As a people, the Cherokee no longer stand! We gave up our ways, Our beliefs, our lands! We have vanished.. As the snow, under the summer sun! Glenda(**nce)S****** ©1976 In Honor of My Father: George F **nce 1909-1962 My Grand Parents: Samuel Louis **nce 1841-1911 Viola S (Ms) **nce 1867-1953 My Great-Grand Parents Leonard F M***s 1845-? Suzanna (H***) M***s 1845-1910
Ozawkie Memories
A Song For Larry... I walk along a dusty road And touch the memories from Oh! so long ago! The sun shines down From skies so blue And suddenly I feel I'm back In '62! The shifting wheat bears Golden grain And suddenly there's Pappy In the fields again And Dusty's running at his heels And suddenly my childhood Memories are real! And those old times Were the good times And I cannot Let them slip away! Memories must last a lifetime And these memories Have brought me home today! My mother turns and waves to me From somewhere only my Heart's eye can ever see! Her face is young Her heart is free and I can feel her reaching Through the years to me! There, Nan and Joe Run down the lane! I hear their childish laughter On the wind again! They take my hand And there we run Back through the years To days on Old Ozawkie Farm! I guess old times Were the good times And I
Where Love Has Been
I'd spent a lifetime nurturing A wound inside my soul Never letting go of all the pain Which gripped me so! Looking for excuses, Not to laugh or love again Until one day last summer When I met it once again! I may not laugh as often As I did some years ago Life has left some bitterness But, maybe it won't show I may not be spontaneous And leap into the dance 'Cause love has left a wound in me But, I might give love a chance You may not do things for me I've missed since he's been gone Your memories, I cannot share.... When mine are holding on You may need many Different things Than he did...But I'll try I'll hold you close... If you'll promise me.... To hold me when I cry You and I and those we love Can help life smile again If we hold on, While love grows strong Hope grows... Where love has been! Glenda©2001
The Pain
It comes with a vengeance. Turns in on itself.... Pulsing and bleeding, Eroding my health. I try to ignore it, Get on, through my day, But it just grows stronger, In it's endless decay. As toxic as cancer, It eats through my soul, Carnivorous hunger, Intent on control. I turn to my family, But, soon, I recall, This illness is all mine, Not their fault at all. So, inward, I huddle, I hold the pain close, It soothes and it comforts, This is what hurts the most. How can I survive this, This agony of life, When I'm no longer able, As mother or wife? Will anyone miss me, When I'm no longer here? Of course they will, idiot, And that's what I fear! It all seems so easy! I could take myself out! I want to, I beg to! I whine, worry, pout! But, I know the feelings, I would leave with each child, I've worn them myself, Under a fake, lifelong smile! Guilt is a burden I can't bear to face, Yet, neither am able, To keep, in it's place. So h
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The Sabbath : God,s Day Of Rest>> And Ours Too.>>>
this Morn: Saturday The sabbath God ,s day of Rest God says to keep It Holy < Rest > But He didnt say we cant help or do good deeds for others. Jesus even healed the sick on a Sabbath ; So I try to help or listen or give Gods words to those needing to hear them . I try to help and commfort them in need . ty all diana hugs..
Child Abuse
WHAT IS CHILD ABUSE? The term “child abuse” refers to the violence, mistreatment or neglect that a child or adolescent may experience while in the care of someone they either trust or depend on, such as a parent, sibling, other relative, caregiver or guardian. Abuse may take place anywhere and may occur, for example, within the child's home or that of someone known to the child. There are many different forms of abuse and a child may be subjected to more than one form: Physical abuse may consist of just one incident or it may happen repeatedly. It involves deliberately using force against a child in such a way that the child is either injured or is at risk of being injured. Physical abuse includes beating, hitting, shaking, pushing, choking, biting, burning, kicking or assaulting a child with a weapon.1 It also includes holding a child under water, or any other dangerous or harmful use of force or restraint. Female genital mutilation is another form of physical abuse. Sexu
God Has Set Me Free
For God has chosen my time to come My work on earth must now be done My spirit is with you please don't forget With my Lord and Savior I'm now at rest God said he'd come if only I believed My pain is now over for this I'm relieved Don't stand at my grave for I'm not there I've gained my mansion and there's no compare His love for me has seen me through And now I stand waiting at the gates for you If you should need me just look up above And you will feel my un-dying love I can't be with you that is plain to see God has called me home he has set me free
Lovers Are Meant To Be
when to hearts are meant to be... no matter how far they go,no matter how long they take,tate will bring them together to share life forever...
Beautiful Redding !
May 30th: Just moved to Redding ! Now this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here! June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an >air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with Western plants today. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to
Why Blame God
Why Do You Blame God Category: Life As a minister many times the question is ask, "if God is a God of love why does He allow this or allow that to happen" People like to blame God for man's mistakes, blunders, and behavior. Well I am here to ask those people a few questions. Why do you blame God because there are so many poor and hungry people when man makes life a big game of who can make the most money and who has the nicest things. How much money does man blow on foolish or unnecessary things? Not to mention you have grocery stores, restaurants, and households throwing away literally tons of food a day. If man would just share what they've got, everyone would have enough. So why do you blame God for that? Why do you blame God for all of the plane, train, and automobile crashes when most all of them are caused by intoxication, mechanical failure, or someone not paying attention. So why do you blame God for that? Why do you blame God for crime, he gave all of us a fre
Dominated Love Slave -- Green Day
God Loves Us All
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. (John 3:16-17) God loves his creation passionately. Even more, God loves you so much that he wants to be with you. He longs to have a relationship with you. God would do anything, short of forcing you, to have that kind of relationship with you. Think about this. God created His wonderful, perfect world, and then out of love for us, He put His perfect creation in our hands to care for! Wow, what a gift! But as a God of love, he also gave us a choice. God didn't create man to be a robot to do his every whim. God wants us to obey Him and stay in fellowship with Him because we desire to and love Him not because we have to! God doesn't force himself on us! Look at it this way, when we fall in love with someone and marry them, we don't fo
Push Th' Lil' Daisies -- Ween
Great Tune my brother used to listen to all the time..
The Rap Battle
Things To Live By
42 Things to do to make her smile!!!! *1 . Tell her she is Beautiful, not hot, fine or sexy *2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second. *4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. *5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times. *6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. *7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. *8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. *9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. *10 . Write her notes. {she loves them} *11 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend. *12 . Play with her hair. *13 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her. *14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. *15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes. *16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. *17 . Let her f
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