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My Life
well i am 34 and live here in kentucky. i have 5 months to go on my treatments. cant wait until they are over so i can finally party. i started these treatments in january its been a long time. i have wonderful friends helping me through it all. its been rough i wont lie. but other than that i guess i cant complain. i am ready to move from here.his town reminds me of one of those old western movies. and im not kidding. this town a joke.

My Wife
Just wanted to take a min while Its fresh in my mind to say how amazing my wife is! I have known her know for over 4 years, and its been the most rewarding and fulfilling relationship I have ever had, and ever will have! I have lived up to this point though like I was holding back and not giving every thing that I could, I am an amazing person when it comes to love and relationships its almost as if thats the one thing that God gave me to be great at. my wife and family are at the core of who I am and my whole belief system centers around them! But for the last four years I have not giving evey thing I have and its for alot of reasons but that stops today! How can you justify not giving 110 % of yourself to some thing that gives you back and has made you every thing you are! my Amazing wife has showed me how to take chances, and that by taking them it doesnt always mean that you will lose, She has shown me how to live a life not dependent on how much you make or to measure my success i

Mirror Mirror
So, how do you do it? By it I mean take a picture of yourself looking in the mirror? I am never sure if I should look at the mirror, the camera lens, the view finder or up in the air like an airplane just flew over.

All Week Long Ppl Tell Me Their Sick In Fubar> Prayers To All>
there are many sick yet its not even Fall yet > Devils is trying to hurt families thru sickness , grief an failings , devil He trys to bring worry to the stress them out > I say go awAy devil be gone in Jesus name I say be gone now let these people be let them have a happy Life and with no woories no sickness and no troubles as I am asking Thy Name . o My Lord and their Lord Jesus Christ ; Jesus please hear my pleas for all these that lov you . Help them now O Lord Jesus , cause they do love you . and Im asking cause so many are over taken in by grief and darkness. Thank you Our Lord Jesus Christ ty HelP them in Thy Name if Thy will be to do so.. Amen Amen! Jesus you know me I dont like to o burden you with my aliments ; I do trust in you ; may ask now in Thy name help me now ; and you know what ails me so Ill just ask if it be thy will heal me to . But If it be Thy will to not heal me at this time I understand and others, They have a far greater need than I , t

Chow!
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow That I shall say good night till it be morrow. I know,I know! its about two lovers not being able to stand being away from each other for nary a moment,but shakespeare always did it for me & I thought I'd leave w/a good word & who better to borrow a word or two from than sir william! Be good people! Until I return I wish u all peace love & eternal happiness! :)

Slipknot-before I Forget
"Before I Forget" Go! Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm Catastrophic, not again I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's obscene Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections, I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the strings Throw the shapes Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT! I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles Locked in clutch Pushed in place Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I f

Childish Behavior
ok, so it's rant time again. I've been getting a lot of shit lately for my new default picture and the fact that I'm pregnant in it. I've personally always considered myself to be more on the prudish side. I have a total of TWO pictures that actually show anything, and my face isn't even in them. But the part I don't understand is, those pictures aren't why people have been calling me a slut/whore/bad mother. It's THIS picture are you kidding me? First of all, if I was an A or a B cup, I wouldn't be getting shit at all. There is a stereotype that goes around for girls who are..larger in the chest area, and if you're one of them you know exactly what I'm talking about. So all I can rationalize from being called these names is that I'm a "slut" because I have big boobs. How is that any different than saying that because someones black, they're a thief? Or you're Asian, so you MUST be a bad driver. They're all stereotypes and assumptions made just by the way someone looks, so I

Yeah Um...
I'm not a "blog" guy but I do like to write. So to all of you 1 people that will read this, I just gotta say that I used to give a fuck, and now I could care fucking less! I was born, I lived, and I will die someday. That's the physical part of it. Mentally I was born, I lived, and at like 5 I died. I'm not a big emotion guy but when I do finally let someone in I expect them to treat me with some respect. I also expect that if someone feels they are close to me than it's because I have made them feel that way. Because I feel close, and comfortable with them. Welp...all that is done, and over with. I'm killing the part of me that feels emotion again. I'm just fucking done with it all. I remember why I locked the little boy inside the box in the frist fucking place. And he ain't comin out till I'm good, and fucking ready to let him out. Or at least until I'm dead...which ever comes first!

Life,,,,,,,,,
Hmmmm ok so this is some where we can post anything we want right? well here I go lol Im going to use my first blog as my venting blog..... Im tired of liars, im tired of haters, im tired of people that think they know what they are talking about, im tired of people wanting to shape you into the mold they think or want you to be, Im tired of EVERYTHING.....Why cant people just go on with their lives and let you live yours and do what the hell you want istead of thinking they need to tell you shit to make you either 1. feel bad or 2. try to make you do what they want? thats it im done with everything..... well at least now I feel alittle better even though some may not understand any of this lol.....Have a GREAT day!

Cam Girl Profile: Gieda
This week's interview with one of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls brings us to a young lady whose name we haven't been able to spell properly in two years. Yes, we're talking about the lovely Gieda (and that IS the right way to spell it), who we know you have seen shaking her ass in videos like this one of her in a tiny red shirt, or the one where she's showing off her hiney, dancing in her room, or even the one where she and Sabrina tear off their F*CK ME shirts. Fortunately for us, Gieda took a few minutes away from being hot to answer our stupid questions. Here's what they looked like... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Gieda: The cold, haha DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Gieda: I don't think I have one. I smell sex and...candy. Sorry, sorry...bad joke. CLICK THE PIC, FOOL! DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Gieda: Cheat back probably..with one of his friends...and make sure he sees or finds out s

Monday Links: O&a Live, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Coming To Dc On Friday, Traveling Virus In Virginia This Weekend, New Video Online, Car Crash Comedy -
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and Happy Mondee, kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is live and broadcasting on this wonderful Monday morning (oh, who am I kidding? It's Monday. The weekend flew by and you probably didn't sleep enough, right?). Grab a coffee or nine, and let's get this show on the road. Having a hard time waking up? Fuck the energy drinks, Turn on your PALTALK! Not only can you see the staff of the Opie and Anthony Show eating breakfast and eating boogers, but you can see the wonderful Ladies of PALTALK, who spend their mornings showering, sleeping nude, getting dressed, or having the morning sex. Naked ladies just rule.) New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have umm...a rather, umm...large...set of boobies to check out: RateMyWOW: Kitty Lee (ehh...thems some biguns, eh?) The next stop for the Tr

Packing Up
dang!! this is hard work. We have all but got the YES on our new home. Just waiting now to hear from the realtor and lender. So while we are waiting I have been busy boxing and packing up 7 years of junk!! We have been in this house for 7 years and it is too small for all the stuff we have. We are a family of 4 in a house of less than 1000 sqft. I know! Hard to believe but the new house is double this so that is why I can't wait! My kids will each have their own room and the best part...2 bathrooms!! And anyone with kids know...more is better! So now we wait..... hope you all are having a great day so far. Stay cool as you can. Man is it hot enough these days??? It made it up to 106 degrees last week here and being in the south....factor in some nice thick humidity....bout 115 degrees outside. YUCK!! It was a good week to box up stuff! Maybe this week will be cooler.... ~~smooches~~ Attia...I miss you darlin'!! where are you??

New Tracks In The Dust
Come inside I could talk for hours keep you up here all night You know maybe what's wrong And I know maybe what's right Come inside... Stay awhile Let me show you pictures of this innocent child He became the man who stopped the boy running wild Stay awhile And I see the shadow behind Is climbing the wall Towering over my head One simple fact Confuses it all I'm finding conviction Much stranger than fiction There are no more words It's just a language we've already heard There's just one more road I'm gonna pack a bag and let you go And make new tracks in the dust... Close your eyes I can tell you how I cracked the mirror's disguise I looked for too long saw the world passing by Close your eyes And I see the shadow behind Is climbing the wall Towering over my head One simple fact Confuses it all I'm finding conviction Much stranger than fiction There are no more words It's just a language we've already heard There's just one more road I'

Looking At You Thru The Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head [Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever No one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head ] How do you feel? That is the question But I forget you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope So while you're outside looking in Describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever but No one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head How much is real? So much to questi

Would You Do Anything For Love?
You Would Do Most Things For Love You are willing to go pretty far for love - but not far enough to compromise your core values. Love is a priority for you, and you'll go further than most people to hold on to someone you love. But killing for love? Or even taking a bullet? Probably out of the question. No matter what, you love yourself the most! Would You Do Anything For Love?

What Type Of Weather Are You?
You Are a Rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long! You are best known for: your beauty Your dominant state: seducing What Type of Weather Are You?

Why Do People Change?
What drives me nuts about people is how they change after the get comfortable with you. I like the freshness of some relationships, because people actually try to work with you and be as understanding as possible. What I hate is someone that stops trying. Some women I have dated actually stayed the same during the relationship, but didn't want me to (improve). It's like as soon as you get your shit together, then they want to put the breaks on. One relationship that really made me upset was, I was dating this girl that was a (closet) freak. She seemed so innocent and asexual. But behind close doors she would tear up the furniture. I had a problem with being skinny so I started to bulk up. I put on some weight and muscle, and then started dressing like I had a sense of fashion. I hit 190 lbs ripped, and I was very pleased with myself. I was even more happy how my performance (that's bedtime talk) had increase. *Note to gents: getting in shape helps the sex drive. Not too long after tha

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
What Your Sleeping Position Says You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

What Kind Of Cake Are You?
You Are a Chocolate Cake Fun, comforting, and friendly. You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality. People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you. What Kind of Cake Are You?

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are A Rowan Tree You are full of charm and cheer. You light up a room. And while you crave attention, you do it without ego. You are an interesting mix of contradictions - and very unpredictable. You are both dependent and independent, calm and restless. You are passionate, emotional, gregarious, and (at times) unforgiving. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

She Loves You
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah You think you've lost your love Well, I saw her yesterday-yi-yay It's you she's thinking of And she told me what to say-yi-yay She says she loves you and you know that can't be bad Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad She said you hurt her so She almost lost her mind And now she says she knows You're not the hurting kind She says she loves you and you know that can't be bad Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad Oo, she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah And with a love like that You know you should be glad You know it's up to you I think it's only fair Pride can hurt you too Apologize to her Because she loves you and you know that can't be bad Yes, she loves you and you know you should be glad Oo, she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah And with a love like that You k

Birthday: July 7th
Your Birthdate: July 7 You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy. And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you. Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights. You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice! Your strength: Your self sufficiency Your weakness: You despise authority Your power color: Maroon Your power symbol: Hammer Your power month: July

Yellow Submarine
In the town where I was born Lived a man who sailed to sea And he told us of his life In the land of submarines So we sailed up to the sun Till we found a sea of green And we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine And our friends are all aboard Many more of them live next door And the band begins to play We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine (Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead Full speed ahead it is, Sgt. Cut the cable, drop the cable Aye, Sir, aye Captain, captain) As we live a life of ease Every one of us has all we need Sky of blue and sea of green In our yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow subm

Hey Jude
Hey Jude, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey Jude, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin The you begin to make it better And anytime you feel the pain Hey Jude refrain don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Na na na na na na na na na Hey Jude don't let me down You have found her, now go and get her Remember to let get into your heart then you can start to make it better So let it out and let it in Hey Jude begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you Hey Jude, you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Na na na na na na na na na yeah Hey Jude Hey Jude, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you can begin

Get Back
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldn't last Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Jo Jo Go home Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back Jo Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man All the girls around her say she's got it coming But she gets it while she can Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Loretta Ah, get back Yeah, get back Get back to where you once belonged Yeah get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, Ooo [Past Masters/single version only: Get back, Loretta, Your mommy's waiting for you, Wearin' her high heel shoes and her low neck sweater, Get back home, Loretta Get bac

Some Thing
Something in the way she moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around and it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how

It Wont Be Long
It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you Every night when everybody has fun Here am I sitting all on my own It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you Since you left me, I'm so alone Now you're coming, you're coming on home I'll be good like I know I should You're coming home, you're coming home Every night the tears come down from my eyes Every day I've done nothing but cry It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you Since you left me, I'm so alone Now you're coming, you're coming on home I'll be good like I know I should You're coming home, you're coming home So every day we'll be happy I know Not I know that you won't leave me no more It won't be long yeh, yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, yeh It won't be long yeh, till I belong to you, woo

You Really Got A Hold On Me
I don't like you But I love you See that I'm always thinking of you Oh, oh, oh, you treat me badly I love you madly You really got a hold on me You really got a hold on me, baby I don't want you, but I need you Don't want to kiss you but I need you Oh, oh, oh you do me wrong now my love is strong now You really got a hold on me You really got a hold on me, baby I love you and all I want you to do is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me I want to leave you don't want to stay here Don't want to spend another day here Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now I just can quit now You really got a hold on me You really got a hold on me, baby I love you and all I want you to do is just hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me You really got a hold on me You really got a hold on me

Michelle
Michelle, ma belle These are words that go together well My Michelle Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble tres bien ensemble I love you, I love you, I love you that's all I want to say Until I find a way I will say the only words I know you'll understand Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble tres bien ensemble I need to, I need to, I need to I need to make you see Oh, what you mean to me Until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean I love you I want you, I want you, I want you I think you know by now I'll get to you some how Until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand Michelle, ma belle Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble tres bien ensemble And I will say the only words I know that you'll understand My Michelle

Wtf
WTF is going on with the adult kids of today. They think that dating someone their mothers age is lots of fun. I think it's fucking sick ...totally unacceptable. I can see in their late 30's but hell I got a son who is 27 and a daughter who is 25. I can be a friend. However, when it comes to them wanting you to look at their private pictures and give them your opinion...fuck that...I'm not that kind of woman, besides the last person I looked at private pics of ....he was 34..and he got all pissy with one of my comments and it wasn't a comment that was rude...he deleted me...and took me off his friends list. No sweat off my pussy...fuck him talk about immature. It just gets to me when a 19 or 20 some year old young man starts commenting on my pics. I just feel it is morally wrong i mean come on I'm almost 45. Anyhow just my damned opinion...I'm entitled I guess.

Trees And People...take It At Face Value...
A friend of mine asked me what I thought the meaning of life was? What I responded with was a statement I made to my Grandfather when I was 8 years old, at the time we were discussing life, death and what happens between. A person's life is like a tree. In the summer the sun shines, the rain is warm, and birds sing among the braches. But summer does not last forever, winter will come. When winter comes the tree does not die but it does loose some leaves and the tree will loose a few braches. No, the tree retreats back to its roots, down into the earth where it will wait out the harsh season. Winter can not last forever. Summer will come, the sun will return, along with the birds and they will sing. The tougher the winter, the tighter the grain, the stronger the tree. Like that of a person. Me….

Some Great Words On The Subject Of Science
"Cosmic mystery is the most beautiful experience we can have. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science. He who does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer feel amazement is as good as a snuffed-out candle." Einstein

Here Is A True Love Story
Long ago across the Atlantic Ocean, in Spain, in the city of Barcelona, there was a dock worker named Ramón but everyone called him Red because he had red hair. His job on the docks was to off load bananas from the boats, not an easy job, it was hot down in the bowels of a ship, and tossing bunches of bananas from one person to the next would make Red's arms feel like soggy bread by the days end. After work Red and his friends would buy some bottles of wine and walk to the convent where from a high wall they could look down into the courtyard of a school the nuns ran for families that could afford sending their daughters there. Most times Red and his friends would shout out cat calls while they drank their wine and leave after the nuns sent the girls undercover. Then one day Red caught sight of a girl that had long blond hair, he was thunderstruck and went silent. His friends hassled him about it but he was serious when he said he wanted to know that girl's name. Red was not

Trespassing
I met 29 year old woman who wanted a friend with benefits. Being invited onto the property she showed me around the place to let me know the limits of she felt comfortable with. She stopped and made particular mention of a bright orange fence. She warned me, "Everything on this side of the fence you can use, we can share and have fun with. But for now, don't ask me about the other side of that fence; I don't want to talk about, at least not for now." We had our visits a few times when curiosity got the best of me; I jumped the orange fence and had a look around. Of course she caught me and very politely escorted me back to the other side of the fence. She was gracious about it, "Maybe I wasn't clear about this, see that fence, the orange one? Please don't cross it for now. OK?" I told her I understood. We had some fun and I really enjoyed myself a couple of times at her place. It seemed that a great many of the things I valued and found very sexy in women were all resid

Vindicated
Hope dangles on a string Like slow spinning redemption Winding in and winding out The shine of it has caught my eye And roped me in So, mesmerizing, so hypnotizing, I am captivated, I am {Chorus} Vindicated I am selfish I am wrong I am right I swear I'm right Swear I knew it all along And I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself So clear Like the diamond in your ring Cut to mirror your intention Oversized and overwhelmed The shine of which has caught my eye And rendered me So isolated, so motivated I am certain now that I am {Chorus} So turn up the corners of your lips Part them and feel my finger tips Trace the moment fall forever Defense is paper thin Just one touch and I'll be in Too deep now to ever swim against the current So let me slip away So let me slip away So let me slip away So let me slip against the current So let me slip away So let me slip away So let me slip a

How To See Em
I changed em to just family views to make people have to do a bit more, lol...can't just be putting my stuff out there like that, lol...well yes I can and I love to but, you just have to go a lil bit further to see them... It's good to be in the fam...lol... We can have fun...okay lemme stop... seriously fam me, and u can be hooked up... ~TSCO

About Black Rose Raven's Blog
Darkest Greetings Curious Reader, On my blog you will finds some humorious topics and pics, news articles in regards to my faith, freaky factiods, the occasional result from quizzes and some topics that really make you think. Be forewarned that you will not find politically correct posts here for I tell it like it is and if you get offended well then very simply DON'T READ MY BLOG!!!!! I do welcome comments and any discussions that might start from the topics that I post but I will not tolerate nasty-grams or BS about the topics that I post. Also you are very welcome to look around my page, comment on my photos, rate me, add me as a friend or even buy me a drink. Hope you enjoy your visit to my dark & mysterious world. Darkest Blessings, Black Rose Raven

Come Visit & Stay Long
http://www.fubar.com/user/964773 COME VISIT THE BIRTH PLACE OF U S MARINE CORPS, READ THE HISTORY OF WHERE IT STARTED. RATE IT, ADD IT, FAN IT, JOIN THE LOUNGE, FEEL FREE TO TELL MARINES, SHARE SEA STORIES. A PLACE THAT FRIENDS AND FAMILY CAN TELL IT LIKE IT IS. DISCLIAMER::: THIS IS NOT A OFFICIAL SITE IT IS NOT PROMTING ANYTHING, ONLY FUN AND ENTERTIANMENT

Lets Make Love
Lets Make Love ..> ..> Baby I've been drifting away I've been dreaming all day Of holding you, touching you The only thing I wanna do Is be with you, as close to you As I can be Lets make love All night long Until all of our strength is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you, needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Lets get lost tonight In each other Lets make love All night long Until all of our strength is gone Hold on tight, just let go I wanna feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Lets make love

I Did My Part Now Lets See If You Read It
I bet there are plenty of you on my friends list that don't even read this. How about this, if this is reposted I'll leave you a pic comment. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Re-post if you are a true cherry tap friend

Herbal Info
Thursday, June 21, 2007 Herbal Info Names, plant stats and what they are used for Anise is a slow-growing annual which flowers about 3 months after planting. It grows to a height of 2 feet and produces yellowish-white flowers in umbrella-like clusters. It will grow best in a deep, fertile soil in a sunny, warm location. It should be planted 6 to 10 inches apart in rows 2 to 3 feet apart. This herb is grown for its seeds which are ready for harvest about one month after bloom. The licorice-flavored seed is widely used in breads and cookies. Basil is an annual which grows about 2 feet tall with leafy, light-green foliage. It produces tiny white flowers often tinged in lavender. This is an easy herb to grow. Plant it in the spring after the last frost or sow it indoors and transplant it in the garden. It grows best in full sun. Prune or pinch off the stem tips for a bushier, more compact plant. Do not over fertilize as this may reduce the desired flavor. This herb is grown

Poisonous Plants And Flowers (do Not Eat)
..> DO NOT EAT THIS....DUH! ..> Poisonous Plants and Flowers Common Name Botanical Name Aconite (wolfsbane, monkhood) Aconitum spp. Anemone (windflower) Anemone spp. Anthurium Anthurium spp. Atamasco lily Zephyranthes spp. Autumn crocus Colchicum autumnale Azalea Azalea spp. (Rhododendron spp.) Baneberry Actaea spp. Black locust Robinia pseudo-acacia Bloodroot Sanguinaria canadensis Boxwood Buxus spp. Burning bush (strawberry bush, spindle tree, wahoo) Euonymus spp Buttercup Ranunculus spp. Butterfly weed Asclepias spp. Caladium Caladium spp. Calla (calla lily) Calla palustris (Zantedeschia aethiopica) Carolina jasmine (yellow jessamine) Gelsemium sempervirens Castor bean Ricinus communis Cherry laurel Prunus caroliniana Chinaberry (bead tree) Melia azedarach Christmas rose Helleborus niger Clematis Clematis spp. Daffodil Narcissus spp. Deadly nightshade (belladonna) Atropoa belladona Death cammas (black snakeroot) Zigadenus spp. De

Thought For The Day - 15 August 2007
A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast guard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common."--The Times

Foundry Cams: Mikella Shows Off Her Tiny Thong
Sexy blonde Mikella from FOUNDRY CAMS is on her bed in a denim miniskirt, but not for long. She quickly gives us an up-close view of her tiny white thong, and her shapely behind. Music by GHOST MACHINE. CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH MIKELLA NOW!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?

Jeremiah 14 ; - 18 Verses.
14 ;heal me O Lord and I shall be healed ; Save me and I shall be saved. for you are my praise. 15;In deed he say to me, Where is the word of the Lord? Let it come now! 16 ;As for me I have not hurried away from being a shepard who follolws you, Nor have I desired the woeful day ; You knows what comes out of my lips ; it is right there before You. 17 ; do not be a terrer to me. 18 ;Let them be ashamed who persecute You. But do not let me be put to shame, bring on them the day of doom, And destroy them with double destruction.! This is Jeremiah with the Lord speeking to the Lord..

You A Hot Chick?
You Are Definitely a Hot Chick While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue. Are You A Hot Chick?

Jeremiah 17 Verses 5 - 10.. I Was Tring To Find Verses For My Friend >>to Comfort Him
5 ;Thus says the Lord ; cursed is the man who trust in man. And makes Flesh his strength, Whos heart departs from the Lord. 6 ;For he shall, shall be like a shrub in the desert. But shall inhabith the parched places in the wildreness. in a salt land which is not inhabited. 7 ;Blessed is the man who Trust in The Lord : And whos hope is in the Lord, 8;For he sall be like a tree planted by the waters, Which spred out it,s roots by the river And will not fear when heat comes, but its leaf be green And will not be anxious in year of drought, Nor will ceace yelding fruit. The heart is decietful aboove all things, And despertly wicked, Who can know it? 10; I the Lord search the Heart, I test the mind. To give every man according to his ways, according to the fruit of his doings. i typed these verses for my friend God Bless you>> diana

It's Called A Sense Of Humor......
Seems that some people haven't got a sense of humor what so ever! lol. This profile is just something I made up to have fun with, it's fairly obvious as to who I really am though but if you can't guess who I am, then by all means if it means all that much to you, just ask and I'll tell you. lol. In other words, I'm not attempting to fake out anybody, that's not my intentions at all with this 'sock' profile. I love to joke n laugh and get others to do the same, that's all this profile is about. I hope you enjoy the profile and the silly pics that I post and I hope you can see the humor in it as well as get a good laugh. Don't take life so seriously, it's too short to not have some laughs & fun, so when you can, act like a kid again, it'll fill your heart with the laughter that you may be missing........ LOVE TO ALL.......... LOL HEELDA MCFEETIE!

Finally A Cure For Depression
In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaning pigs. The zoo keepe

You Are A Goddess
You Are Artemis! Brave, and a natural born leader. You're willing to fight for what you believe in... And willing to make tough decisions. Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too! What Goddess Are You?

Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job. The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're Bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

A Priate Looks At 40.... Jimmy Buffet
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an under-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin' Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends

My Superpower
Your Superpower Should Be Super Strength You're tough, stubborn, and strong in both mind and body. You are able to survive almost anything... And you don't come out worse for the wear. Your power is evident - and unsurprisingly, you're pretty intimidating! Why you would be a good superhero: No one could match you in hand to hand combat Your biggest problem as a superhero: Actually getting supervillains to show up to fight What Should Your Superpower Be?

Why Is It People Keep....nightly Rant
Anymore because some idiot sued a computer company over buying a laptop that he put on his lap and it burned him. Now anyone that works in the computer industry can not call a portable desktop (aka notebook aka as most ppl know it laptop) a laptop anymore. They are to be called portables or notebooks. Well you get some idiot out there and they say that they are calling it a laptop and you used the correct terminology because you have to and they throw back at you that they're not talking about a bunch of paper they are talking about a portable computer called a laptop. Then you have to go into all the info about how they can not be legally called "laptops" because some idiot sued a computer company because he had it on his lap too long. Yes I work in the computer industry as you can tell and yes I can get bitchy about this situation especially when the customer doesnt listen to what you are saying. Too many times I have wanted to reach through the phone and smack them. My nightly r

What Are Ghosts & Orbs?
The below statement is evidence based on the knowledge that is presently known concerning these things. Yes, ghosts are real and they do share space with us in this life although in a different realm of existence. Orbs are also believed to be ghosts of people as well as other life forms. Orbs are believed (by many) to be ghosts in the form of balls of light. They are life forms that travel in groups and are believed to be the human soul or life force of those that once inhabited a physical body here on earth. Psychics claim to talk to them on a regular basis, and ghost hunters encounter them quite frequently. It is said that they are those spirits that have willingly stayed behind because they feel bound to their previous life or previous location for whatever reason. Because of this obsession they tend to become similar to a psychotic human beings. It should be said that the majority of us when we die proceed gladly and willingly to the next level of existence after saying our quie

Dreams...."i'm Being Chased"
"I'm Being Chased" Chase dreams often stem from feelings of anxiety in your walking life. The way we respond to anxiety and pressure in real life is typically manifested as a chase dream. Running is an instinctive response to physical threats in our environment. Often in these dream scenarios, you are being pursued by some attacker, who wants to hurt or possibly kill you. You are running away, hiding, or trying to outwit your pursuer. Chase dreams may represent your way of coping with fears, stress or various situations in your waking life. Instead of confronting the situation, you are running away and avoiding it.�Ask yourself who is the one chasing you and you may gain some understanding and insight on the source of your fears and pressure. The pursuer or attacker who is chasing you in your dream may also represent a part of yourself. Your own feelings of anger, jealousy, fear, and possibly love, can assume the appearance of threatening figure. You may be projecting thes

Dreams..."i'm Falling"
"I'm Falling" Falling dreams are another theme that is quite common in the world of dreams. Contrary to a popular myth, you will not actually die if you do not wake up before your hit the ground during a fall. As with most common dream themes, falling is an indication of insecurities, instabilities, and anxieties. You are feeling overwhelmed and out of control in some situation in your waking life. This may reflect the way you feel in your relationship or in your work environment. You have lost your foothold and can not hang on or keep up with the hustle and bustle of daily life.�When you fall, there is nothing that you can hold on to. You more or less are forced toward this downward motion without any control. This lost of control may parallel a waking situation in your life. Falling dreams also often reflect a sense of failure or inferiority in some circumstance or situation. It may be the fear of failing in your job/school, loss of status, or failure in love.�

To Dream Of Abandonment
Abandonment To dream that you are abandoned, suggests that it is time to leave behind past feelings and characteristics that are hindering your own growth. Let go of your old attitudes. A more direct and literal interpretation of this dream is that you have a fear of being deserted, abandoned, or even betrayed. Do you feel that people are neglecting your feelings? Dreaming that you are abandoned, may stem from a recent loss or a fear of losing a loved one. The fear of abandonment may manifest itself into your dream and is part of the healing process of dealing with losing a loved one. It may also stem from unresolved feelings or problems from childhood. To abandon others in your dream, suggests that you are overwhelmed by the problems and decisions in your life.

To See An Alligator In Your Dreams Means This:
To see an alligator in your dream, symbolizes treachery, deceit, and hidden instincts. It may be a signal for you to take a new perspective on a situation. It may also represent your ability to move between the material world of waking life and the emotional, repressed world of the unconscious. Alternatively, the alligator represents healing powers and qualities. To dream that you are running away from the alligator, indicates that you are unwilling to confront some painful and disturbing aspect of your unconscious. There is some potentially destructive emotion that you are refusing to acknowledge and owning up to.

Astrological Forecast Aug16 2007
Astrological Forecast August 16, 2007 By Holiday Mathis Don't wait till tomorrow to tell people you appreciate them. Tell them now! Mercury and Venus embrace in outspoken Leo for heart-on-your-sleeve love confessions. How many ways are there to declare you care? Love poems, a painting or a nice tattoo would do. Artistic license isn't only allowed -- it's required. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Lost souls drift into your realm. Refrain from trying to direct them. It's not your expertise, but your compassion that's really needed. Listen with an open heart. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You're more sensitive than usual. You'd like it if others were quieter, better listeners and quicker on the uptake of your requests. Quality time to yourself will be restorative. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You're learning the art of brinksmanship. What seems extreme could be your best solution. You have such conviction in your heart that you forget to worry about consequences. CANCER (June 22-July

Gigantic Mole
Jesus! There is this woman on fubar with this gigantic skin-colored mole in the middle of her forehead. She has a ton of close-up pictures of her face and I mean it only accentuates that freaky mole thing! She has got to be at least 45 years old +. SO she has had plenty of time in her life to have that thing removed... God lover her, but DAMN... And she's got another gigantic one on her upper lip! They are NOT sexy. That's for sure. They get to a certain point that if they are the size of quarters, they aren't sexy. And they have to be 1/4 or 1/2 inch TALL! GROSS!

Thursday Links: Penthouse Pet Justine Joli, New Photos Online, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Videos And Animation, Traveling Virus In Virginia This
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Hap-Hap-Happy Thursdee everybuddy! Before we head off to Washington, DC to broadcast LIVE from XM Satellite Radio tomorrow, we've got a long list of stuff to tell you about... First off, Super-sexy Penthouse Pet Justine Joli will be stopping by the show to test out the new in-studio stripper pole. Then, we'll be checking in with the Junkies down at WJFK in Washington to talk about Saturday's Traveling Virus Show. Have you seen the 1960 Joseph Kittinger Free-Fall video?...that's a real man, kids...free-falling 102,000 feet? That's ballsy. Thanks to our own EROCK, we have a bunch of new O&A Show Photos online: Rob Zombie visits the O&A Show Maury Povich Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show Bob Kelly Thinks the KROCK Program Director is Sexy Bob Kelly Ass Wiping Competition Jared/Cream Pie Jones has his last day as an int

First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He

A Soldier, A Lady And Her Dog
A WWII American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down. Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her. "Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked. The lady looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans are so rude" she said, "Can't you see my dog is sitting there?" He walked through the train more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home so I would be glad to hold your dog if I can just sit down"

God Does Give Us Trials An We Must Deal With These In Our Lives >
the Trials>> They make us stronger , teaches us lessons and we learn , move on gain strenght and , empathy on some levels ; To gain a seensitivity that we might not of had for some people ; We never seen this before till God open our hearts to put this on us to do so. If we open up our hearts to Gods calling, hear and listen to him ; With our hearts and concious them we,ll be following in faith and letting God guide us . Sorta little vioce speeking to us from inside us.It,s God , he speeks to us thru our hearts and in spirit. He is always here always close by ; Just have to call out to him and then listen and except him and do as he ask in His name Jesus Christ... you,ll recieve and it will be Our Lords call; To what time you recive your answers cause Gods time be different than ours here on Earth.. Amen!

The Best Recipe For A Broken Heart
Pain is a lesson that can help the individual to realize He is a human with feelings, Feelings to feel the pain, And feelings to feel the sorrow. The best recipe for a broken heart- Forget the past, Learn lesson from the past, Think positively, Believe in yourself, Love and never hate yourself, Always think innovation of yourself, Stop comparing yourself unto others, Instead compare yourself to your past self, So you can be able to determine who you are And learn to appreciate yourself. If you have tried and met with failure; If you have planned and watched your plans as they were crushed before your eyes; Just remember that greatest men in all history were the products of courage, And courage, you know, is born in the cradle of adversity. As you sail through life, Don’t avoid rough waters! Sail on… because calm seas; Never make you a skillful sailor! Be strong always!

Why I Don't Trust Many People Anymore
I thought I should write a blog since I have nothing else to do. Yeah. Most of you are saying you had a kid how can you be bored. Well, I'll explain. I was car wreck with 5 other people. My best friend Shelly, My husband Justin, My brother James, was my friends Ali and Nick. We were going up to Ozzfest when Ali wrecked her van. Ali's van had a L shape backseat (which started behind the driver's seat and went to the back and went to the right to make a L shape seat) there was no cushions or seat belts. Ali was in the driver's seat, Nick was in the passager seat beside Ali. Shelly was in the backseat right behind Ali, then me, then James, then Justin. Ali was going 100 mph on the highway. Justin and James seen a car ahead of us with it's hazards and flat tire. They told her to slow down. But she didn't listen and kept going. She came up on it and tried to slow down and then she push on the gas to move in the other lane but the was a truck so she tried the other side and it was too late

Ok Ppl
i have a good life and im hapeey to im wrok is cool and i just really like to have fun and we all get mad dont you all ..ps sorry for be a ass to hope shes really cool sorry hope and just so you all no no 1 can get me dawn im like a rack lol . ok sorryzz byezz ppl

Funny
its funny how its ok for people to treat me the way they want but the second i treat em the same way back they bish moan n complain that im being a prick. AINT KARMA A BITCH!!!!!! My how they forget what comes around goes around.

Being A Juggalo To Me
well this is something i have been meaning to write about for a long time now and well i guess i am going to do it waile i have the thoughts on my mind let me first say that i have been a juggalo for 13 years now well in that time i have seen alot of thing done alot of things and been thru even more things in my life i am 26 years old and have spent the last half of my life as a juggalo i have hit rock bottom a few times in my life and as a matter of fact i am pertty much there right now but i am trying to get back on my feet and it shouldn't be to long b4 i am back on my feet again and well what i have to say about being a juggalo is this for the last 13 years i have come to figur this out being a juggalo is not about how much money you have how much ICP or Pyschopathic Records merch you have its not about being a fat kid or a skinny kid its not how ugly you are or how good looking you are it is about having friends that are there for you when no one elese is not even your blood famil

Seems Like
Some people exist in this world whose only pleasure is messing with other peoples feelings. We all know this, and hey the world ain't fair, it ain't built on right on wrong, it just is what it is. But it never good when people mess with others, especially, when it involves I guess that one thing many are looking for, that person to spend life with. From recent experience, I can only conclude one thing, 1- I either fell for this person because on the inside there is a good person screaming to get out, or B - they a very good liar. So realistically what do you do in these situations, I can't help but feel that you know, you takes your risks in life, and well, one doesn't work out you move on. And as for the other person, well if they a fuck about, there is one golden rule, "There is always a bigger fish". So hopefully, one day they will meet their match and get royally fucked over as they enjoy doing to other people. As for me, well I admit, it would be nice to be t

Paramore
Whoa... I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa... it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God it just feels so... It just feels so good Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to, have exchanged I'm sorry honey, but I'm passing up, now look this way! Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse! Whoa... Well I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa... it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God does it feel so

Thanks Samantha
Normally im not into the bar scene. At the end of the day I always check my personal emails. It's kinda weird meeting people on the internet but id thougt id give it a try. She arrived last weekend and I picked her up at the airport. She came with her mother! which is cool cuz you never know who you gonna meet. After we met up at the hotel and I was really getting the feeling that her mom was more into me than she was. This is not the first time this has happend.

Vexation
some thing i written for people across the globe...i written it in four language's cause am smart... so here it is vexation ! english let me in , let me out cause am can do with out vexation in my life oh! turn them in ,turn them out with it can do with out vexation in my life please!!!!!! italian appigionare biasimo negli,appigionare biasimo da cagionare io fare con da rancore negli miei stare oh! fila loro negli,fila loro da con a lui può fare con da rancore negli miei stare favore!!!!! spanish alquilar me por, alquilar me fuera causa yo lata hacer con fuera animosidad por mis vida oh! girar les por,girar les fuera con le lata hacer con fuera animosidad por mis vida por favor!!!!! french me laisser dedans, me laisser causent dehors l'AM peut faire avec dehors la vexation dans ma vie OH ! les tourner dedans, les tourner dehors avec lui peut faire avec dehors la vexation dans ma vie svp!!!!

Love Once Lived
I feel in love with you and then you broke my heart, I knew never to love a player, I was wrong from the start...... Loving you was like ripping out my heart. I refused to look around and see all the terrible thing you were doing to me, I was in my own little world and I didn't see all the trouble you were, I was deeply in love. Now thats all ruined, you see, All because you played me. You had looks, you had charm, you were slick with your words, you knew just what to say. I was foolish to think we were made for each other, I always prayed you would never love another, I wanted us to always be with each other. Loving a player is one of the hardest things ever, I have learned alot form my experiences with you my heart was broken into two. I know now, as I look back at my past, Dating a player will never last. So in my future I'll watch what I do, I wont date anymore players, But I'll still always love you.

Will You Ever?
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

The Gift Of Knowing You
There are gifts of many treasures For both the young and old, From the tiniest little trinkets To great boxes filled with gold. But, put them all together And they could not stand in lieu, Of the greatest gift of all The gift of knowing you. When your times are filled with troubles Sadness, grief, or even doubt, When all those things you planned on Just aren't turning out. Just turn and look behind you From the place at which you stand, And look for me through the shadows And reach out for my hand. I will lift from you your burden And cry for you your tears, Bear the pain of all your sorrows Though it may be for a thousand years. For in the end I would be happy To have helped you start anew, It's a small price to pay For the gift of knowing you.

Moonlight Dance...
Can you see the moonlight dance? Dancing through the darkened sea. The sea that leads my heart to thee. Thee that I long to hold in my arms for an eternity. Eternity with the question burning. Can you see the moonlight dance? Dancing through the darkened sea...

Uncomfy
I can not wait for tuesday to come, going to the chiropractor, my back has been hurting me for a week now,guess i hurt it worse then i thought, can never seem to get comfy when i sit or lay down and its been so hard for me to sleep.Got me some heating pads and icy hot to help me out some.but i hope the chiro can help me out with this pain..

Me
hey well what can i say...am new here, very new and just trying to work it out..... Am female........bi curious perhaps (lesbian first) but that doesnt mean i'm up for anything ok! Much more interested right now in meeting folks and just chatting..... Can be very sarcastic and if you dont like it then dont talk to me...and guys not into seeing you naked ok! I'm a displaced english bod living in aussie now.... Thats me for now pop in say hi..........i dont bite on the first meeting!

Im A Dumb Ass
ok so im a little upset at the moment. You see there is this woman I have an interest in and my cousin is all over her. He knows how I feel about her but every time he comes over to where I live he insists on cracking sexual jokes towards her. And yes she lives with me. and well so does another chick. I have been helping one woman out for over a year now while she is getting on her feet. And this other one that I kinda like I just moved in cause she had no other place to go. So, here I am with two women living with me and I am not doing anything with either of them. I cant. I have to remain stable and not show favortism to either of them. But while I do this I have my cousin all over the one I like. He has tried to hook up with the other but she is interested in me and there for wont give him the time of day. And the best part is he is now trying to form himself in to live here. Cousin or not I know this would end up in a fight. Why cant my life be easy? Why do I always

Wondering Why They Dont Post Their Pic!
Im a little annoyed at this new friend I met here on FUBAR. For one thing theres no pictures of what she look like. Only in the salute image where she is required. I think its important to post pictures of yourself and friends and pictures taken by you. I understand if youre new and stil learning your way around. But for the people that can post up to a thousand images should and upload everything but no image of what they look like! And there this other girl on another site that flirts with me but she only has one picture of herself and doesnt own a cam. How do I know if shes who she says she is. A camera is cheap like $100. But now Im affraid to see what she really looks like since one 2 dementional image of a person is not enough. But for people who are not affraid to show a little skin and their friends and family Kudos to you! And for the ladies that show me their boobies .... Wooooooo Hooooooo you rock thanks for the peep!

Daily Rant
No daily or nightly rant for today. I already had it out with my husband about some things that are going on between me and him. Deals with some shit being said on myspace.com about his profile. That's a whole different story though. Blessed be Khaos Faerie

Queen B
Don't Argue With The Gay Flight Attendant My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

Drinking
Captain Troubleshooting **Need To Know** SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Captain unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Captain tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dar

A Poem About Hope
Hope by Brian Quinn When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life

Fubar's Sexiest Person Contest
Fubar's Sexiest PERSON(man or woman) Contest - Winner gets a Blast and a New Sex Toy ( I sell them www.bwylde.com) Anyone over 20,000 points gets a free NEW Sex Toy!! Anyone over 18 can join - don't get upset if a man is beating a woman...It happens Contest Lasts 7 Days - once your in it you can not drop out. Any age, weight, height, color, etc can join. I keep hearing that your not pretty enough or I can't win. If your on my Friends list YOU ARE pretty and sexy enough. Want to know how to win? in my last contest I saw someone with 220 friends beating someone who had 1,600! And it was a HE! He voted, got his friends to vote, HIS FRIENDS got other people to vote. Self Bombing and Friend Bombing is allowed.

Things Youll Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
30 things you'll never hear a southern boy say: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: drive. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at T

Whimsy
I'm sitting here on the top of the downtown parking garage; the one I always go to when I need to think privately. Sitting on the ledge as I always do, my feet dangling against the concrete walls. One of the tallest buildings downtown, and the tallest parking garage, it has a beautiful view of the market area, orange with the lights at night. My only companions are the strange little birds that haunt the taller buildings, screetching and shreiking eerily. They serve as a reminder of why I am here. My mind is blank, my mouth is dumb, and my heart is the only thing that feels. Aching, as it always has in times past when need drove me to the edge. Edge of insanity? I wonder. Perhaps the edge of death? Sounds more like it, though in all times past I never jumped. Still alive, I think to myself, laughing almost grimly. Alive for what I've always wondered. For the same purpose, the same reason, has ever driven me here. I wonder what it would be like to jump. Leap off the ed

Wickedness
Song that's been going through my mind lately. From the musical Wicked. May or may not end up being accurate, but it has been before. I still have hope, but we'll see in the end. Hands touch, eyes meet Sudden silence, sudden heat Hearts leap in a giddy world He could be that boy But I'm not that girl Dont dream too far Dont lose sight of who you are Dont remember that rush of joy He could be that boy I'm not that girl Every so often we long to steal To the land of What Might Have Been But that doesnt soften the ache we feel When reality sets back in Blithe smile, lithe limb She is winsome, she wins him Gold hair with a gentle curl That's the girl he chose And heaven knows I'm not that girl Dont wish, dont start Wishing only wounds the heart I wasnt born for the rose and the pearl There's a girl I know He loves her, so I'm not that girl You never know I guess. In the storyline, Elphaba (the wicked witch) has fallen in love with the same guy tha

The Big Race
As you race and the track I look up and your in back. When I seen you hit the wall My heart just stall When it came to the end And he had the win As soon as I turn my head the crew I seen fled When I seen your lifeless face I Know you were in a big Race When they said you where dead I hung my head But I know you where fine Becuase you had cross that golden finish line

Taxes
>>> Cynthia Lowther 8/14/2007 10:19 AM >>> At first you might think this is funny (I did)... but then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he hollers, Tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inhe

Deepthts
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously: 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like .. . Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Wrong E-mail Address
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed in

The Wedding Story
True Story from Houston Medical Center (???) A recent wedding ring story in the local paper: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring

Cherokee Rose
She goes by the name of Cherokee Rose. A symbol of suffering wherever she grows. A flower so pretty, in all of her glory shown. A reminder of the tears shed where she's grown. The white of the flower signifies the mothers tears. On The Trail where they cried while giving in to fears. The gold of the center to mark the land taken from the Cherokee and passed to another's hand. Seven petals to form the flower, for the seven Cherokee clans, forced to walk The Trail and to leave their land. They call her Cherokee Rose. A legend in the making. The symbol of hope on the walk they were taking. Along the Trail Of Tears you will see The Cherokee Rose in all her glory. Something so pretty to represent, a tale so sad, the misery long spent. Cherokee Rose still grows along The Trail Of Tears, to remind us of the hope they had through those years. Cherokee Rose with all your beauty retained, you stand as a

Untittled
it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appriciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them. thats a phrase that was once said now the phrase wont leave my head meeting you made me realize how that could be true the minute it took me to find you i will never regret and it is you i will never forget you make me happy, but you cause me tears then i talk to you, and i have no fears what if i never took that hour to appriciate you? my life would be so different, i wouldnt know what to do this relationship that we have makes me a whole lot stronger and i pray to god that it will last longer being hurt again for me is a big scare i havent taken that day to love you because of my fear

R.i.p Mike
The Day We Meet In Heaven You were sixteen when you passed I never thought that day I seen you would be my last Ever day that goes by and you are not here My heart continues to tear Sometimes I cry at night Out of fear and out of fright I am scared that I wont see you again But when I pass we will just see then You are still loved by me I know you are looking down on me and you can see Im just letting you know That I will see you when it is my time to go The pain get worse everyday And it will never go away Untill the day we meet in heaven

Monday Links: O&a Live, Interns Needed, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus In Jersey This Weekend, Car Crash Comedy, New Videos Online
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a rainy Monday morning in New York (but that doesn't mean that it's not sunny somewhere else, you know), and the Opie and Anthony Show is back from Washington, and is on their home turf, broadcasting LIVE. Want to see all of the in-studio booger-eating and farting LIVE, as it happens? Well Chester, Turn on your Paltalk and head to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room. Of course, you may already be there checking out the Ladies Of Paltalk, who you can see every morning on their webcams, showering, sleeping naked, getting dressed, or engaging in the good ol' morning sex. The next stop for the Traveling Virus Tour is the PNC Bank Arts Center on August 25th - Get Your Tickets Now! If you missed the Traveling Virus show in Bristow, you can still PRETEND you were there... with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, woven from the

Show Some Lovefor Dialup
Hey all, I wish everybody here on dsl would show some love to those of us on dialup & not put so much stuff on their pages. Some of the pages here take forever to load on dialup. There are many people still on dialup & that's why I haven't done anything with my page.

A Mothers Job
A mother's love is a treasure with in. Taking chances on ones little life to make sure they are safe and sound. A mother's love is for her child no matter how near or far they are from each other. A mother's love is doing everything to make sure her child's life is safe from harm. A mother's love is taking the risk of losing her own life to make sure her child can live out theirs. A mother's love is unconditional no matter what the child does. A mother's love is always there pure and true. A mother's love is there forever.

Tagggggged
So the point of this game is to post a blog about ten weird habits/random facts about yourself, and then "tag" ten people who, then, have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to tag them in your blog and then post a comment on their page saying that you tagged them. No tag-backs are allowed! 1. Sleep with music 2. Sometimes I sleep with the lights on 3. I pick at my teeth 4. I love to dance 5. I love to swim 6. I'm in school 7. I'm on the puter less and less every day 8. I'm turning into a work acholic 9. Ilove cats 10. i like life

Comfort, Repetition, And Misery...
Three of the worst of possible combinations stand in our way of what we truly want in life. Sometimes, if not most, we don't see what it is that we do to ourselves when we try over and over again to resurrect a once hopeful relationship. In most cases a 3 strike rule becomes 4, 5, or more attempts with the same person. When does stupidity replace good judgement, or when does the learning curve bend so much that the sound of it breaking wakes you up to what you've been doing wrong all along? Familiarity can be a great place to be when you're not sure where you need to be. Only when it breeds contempt, should we learn that is the first of many red flags that need to be recognized and diverted from. We all enjoy comfort, it offers security, assuredness, and safety. But beware, this is the same comfort that can and often does, take you by surprise and into unexpected disaster. Its in this "zone" we often tend to make our biggest mistakes. Of course we don't see that because it's

Sigh
so i poed some ppl in wrr. good, but i don't get why on earth they assumed my bro had any part in it. wtf? we aren't each other's keeper. he had not a thing to do with what i said. furthermore, if they got issues w me, why are they being spineless, and not talkin to me, instead of him. more matureity.

"razor's Deep Kiss"
the open wounds they never heal the razors silent kiss across my flesh relieving pent up emotions silent tears rage inside pain no one will ever know the wounds never seem to go away each night brings more isolated emotions pent up once again held deep within awaiting the razor next deep kiss... Dark Poet 2007

Thought For The Day - 21 August 2007
Ever since I saw the commercial where the Pillsbury Doughboy invited his "friends" (some M&Ms) over to "make cookies," I knew he was insane. You see, he baked the M&Ms INTO the cookies.They never saw it coming...

If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. If Tomorrow Starts Without Me If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, And said my place was ready, In heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind all those I dearly love.

True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!

First Attempt At A Song
Here is a song I wrote, if anyone knows anyone who can write music let me know...I'm trying something different. This is written off of a dream I had the other night about meeting that person you love for the first time. I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED IN YOUR EYES THAT I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU MINE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ONCE IT TOOK US SOME TIME BUT THAT FIRST NIGHT WE SHARED OUR MIND AND HEARTS DID COMBINE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY WE WERE SO COMFORTABLE AND RELAXED WITH EACH OTHER IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE I KNOW I KNOW IT WAS A LOVE SPELL WE WERE UNDER LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL AND PLAN ON BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE FOR WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING OUR LOVE WILL COMPLETE THIS THING CALLED LIFE THAT NIGHT WAS OURS IT WAS WONDERFUL AMAZING, ALL WE DREAMED IT TO BE THAT NIGHT WAS MAGICAL PASSIONATE, SENSUAL LET'S MAKE IT ETERNITY I'VE WA

Round One
Deep lustful thoughts, Running through my veins. Yearning for your touch, Hungering for the pain! Surrendering my body to you, Seek and you shall find. Explicit images of you, Invading my mind. Throw me down and take me, Don't listen if I say no. This is all just a game to me. I think you ought to know. All my days and nights, Are filled with dreams of my desire. Remembering your simple touch, Only adding fuel to my fire. Take advantage of me, Make my body scream. Feeling you straddled between my thighs, All your motions sending chills down my spine. Electricity runs through me, A current I am unable to control. You're penetrating me so deeply, I feel you raping my soul! My nails etch into your back, With each thrust you enter deeper. My body has never been so vulnerable, My senses have always been weaker. You push me down to taste you, Enticing my lips and my tongue. Energy surges through you, I think you're about to cum. Explosions

Seduction
Eyes so deep you drown in them, Passion burns within them. I scorch your sense with a mere glace. Elusive and mysterious that's what these eyes are, I have you confused don't I? Ha Ha, come drown in these eyes; Come to my world as I weave my web of seduction. Innocent smile that's what I have, Trusting this smile may seem. But these lips a deadly potion possess; As I lick my lick I tantalize you. Oh yes, sweet luscious ready for your kiss, That's what these lips are. I draw you in some more; Come to my world as I weave my web of seduction. Soft and sweet skin; Enticing with its honey glazed tan. Smooth and rich perfection, Erotic and damp in the summers' heat. Promises of the sweetest sin. Tempting to touch that what my skin is; Come with me to my world as I weave my web of seduction. Silken hair that's what I have, Each strand golden perfection, Dancing wistfully in mild breeze; Across my shoulders. Down my slender back. Dancing to a tune only you

The Night
the night has come, it's now our time i close my eyes and breathe your name silently...no one can hear only you, and you appear slowly through the mist i see your arms outstretched you come to me so close now i can touch your face and feel the strength of your embrace your breath is warm against my ear i feel so safe now you are here we search for lips...a lingering kiss, our stolen moment not to miss all too soon, you start to fade our time's cut short you have to leave i start to wake, the night is done i grasp the air but you are gone

We Are Open!!!!
Hey everyone!!! The Slightly insane lounge is open. I am ready to serve ya some alcohol, we have awesome music goin on! Come on in, chill, relax and have some fun. Click on the pic below to get in. If you arent a member of the lounge you can do that too. :D Looking forward to seeing you there!!! Hugs Mystical

Tailgating At The Pnc Traveling Virus Show And O&a Village Details
Many people have been writing us about the restrictions on tailgating after the Ozzfest Incident at the PNC Bank Arts Center. For anyone attending the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus comedy show at the PNC Bank Arts Center this Saturday, August 25th (get your tickets now if you haven't already!)... Here is the official statement from the Venue regarding tailgating: Please note that grilling and tailgating are still permitted in the PNC parking lots but that alcohol can no longer be consuming in those locations due to the tragic events of last week and prior issues regarding underaged drinking in the PNC lots. The Parking lots will open at 4pm and the doors for the show/village will open at 5:30pm. Regarding the O&A Village: Below is a list of the activities in the Village: * Drown the Clown (Dunk tank & inflatable games) * Fly By Night Entertainment which includes a group of guys that do head stapling, glass walking, sword swallowing, mental floss, straight jacket escape and

Show Some Love Folks!
Hey ya'll i just opened this place up not to long ago and I would really like for ya'll to come thru and show some love to my spot.The place is called Da Chopp Shopp.Its a small community and evry one on the staff is fiendly.If you want to come on thru the addy is www.choppshopp.net/index

Love Vs. Lust
Love is like looking into your eyes and seeing an endless reflection Love is like the breath that exhales from our lips The animalistic thrusts both of us desire The sound of our uncontrollable moans that echo The perfume of our fluids mixture The wetness of our skin pressing together My nails dig in your covering which creates a line between lust and love You hear me whisper fuck me harder, fuck me deeper But really I’m begging you to love me harder, and love me deeper We become one as my legs are wrapped around your strong shoulders Your hands holding my face, whipping the tears you crafted Tears of love, tears of joy, tears of sadness as this is only a dream

God Walked
I was walking down the street one day in our town when something fell upon me. I looked down to see a drop of water, so I thought it was starting to rain. I looked around on the ground to see it dry, and looked above to a crystal blue sky. So I began to walk again when another drop fell on me. I stopped and looked up again to see no cloud in the sky. I thought it strange so I began to head home. By the time I had reached my house five more drops had fallen on me. I went inside my house to see no lights and walked into the kitchen to see my mother there with a bottle of vodka, however she was already drunk. I heard my dad screaming from the other room, but I just kept on walking. I walked past my sister shooting up in the living room and my brother smoking weed with his friends in his room. But I just kept walking into my room. I sat on my bed and began to wonder why all this had to be my life. I looked at the papers on my desk, acceptance letters from college, I just tore them up and t

A Feel In Pain........
Into the valley of the darkness is where my mind shall wander, beneath the rocks of sorrow I shall sit. Take into the counts of life and of hate and wonder how both can be granted into the human soul. Holding forth the knife of reason and wonder and ponder as to what this life has indeed become. Breathing in the soiled air and taking the poison into the depth of my thoughts. Shall I let it take over my body? I ask myself this question most frequently. It is as to my thoughts alone I shall answer it. It was never to long ago, I tell my self aloud, for it just seems as yesterday. I sat there and let you abuse the only sanity I had in my very mind. I let you into my mind and you forced into my soul. I never did forget the pain that you pushed upon me, yet I wanted to feel the wrath within me let free. Could it been that your evilness was passed into me? Could it be that I was looking into the eyes of the devil himself? I never would know that true answer, but I knew I couldn’t be wrong.

Today
Today it is good the sun is shining, the clouds are high birds are singing and theres a blue sky people are laughing together as one people are growing and having fun it's not like yesterday. Yesterday was horrible there was nothing but screams and cries and pain and sorrow in children's eyes blood all around on the cities floors an selfish people starting horrid wars no today is better. Tomorrow however will be like yesterday because today was only a dream Tara Ljubica Jordan Copyright ©2007 Tara Ljubica Jordan

A Day
A day of sorrow and of grief A day full much of disbelief A day of 5 side brought down by one A day where no one thought of fun A day full and stained with blood A day where rubble looked to be a flood That filled the streets of the city A day with others filled with pity A day where many lives were lost Beneath the fires ashes frost A day where happy would seem insane A day not safe to fly a plane A day where many went up to heaven Yes, I speak of the day September 11 Tara Ljubica Jordan Copyright ©2007 Tara Ljubica Jordan

Thunder
And if it please you, I would act, on your thoughts, on your dreams. I would touch you in places, unknown and unseen. The sweat that you glisten, would fall from my tongue, until Earth quakes and trembles, until time comes undone. Where mem'ries, once treasured, give way to those made, and the nights fill with lightning, as the clouds loose the rain.

Dreaming...
I'm sitting and thinking which often starts me dreaming. Dreaming of love, peace and a quality of life. Floating, falling, crawling through images of a deep sea of blue. Deep blue sea which calls out to me, pulling me deeper and deeper. Forming visions in my head some good, some sad, some funny, some bad. All just the same for it is only a dream.

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Video Online Traveling Virus In Nj This Weekend, New Anthony/imus Animati
Hey you College-Aged Boys and Girls... WE'RE LOOKING FOR FALL INTERNS! APPLY ONLINE NOW! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning flashing, because it's waking our tired asses up! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how much cheese, bacon, and potato chips you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then go eat a salad bowl

Mathew 21;verse 22verse 27 -22 ; Verses 2-14 ; Verses 29 ; 30 ; -32
22 ; ; And whatever things you ask in prayer, beliving you will recieve ; 27 ; Jesus sad to them, neither will I tell you by what authority, I do these things; 22 ; 2 ;The kingdom of heaven is like a certain king who arranged a marraige to his Son, 3 ; And sent out his servants who were invited to the wedding and they were not willing to come. 4 ; Again He sent out the servants,saying tell those who are invited. , See,I have prepared my dinner, my oxen and my fatted cattle are killed, and all things are ready . Come to the wedding. 5 ; But they made light of it went their ways, one to his own farm, another to his business 6; And the rest seige is servants and, treated them spitefully and killed them. 7; But the King heard about it and He was furous ; and He sent out his armies, destroyed those muderers,and burned up their city ; 8 ; Then He said to the servants the wedding is ready, those who were invited were not worthy. 9 ; Theref

If I Was Your Juggalette
1.) Would you mind the face paint on your inner thighs/all over you? 2.) Would you give me some neden/would you give me that popsicle? 3.) What would you mix your faygo with? 4.) Would you love my scrubby ways? 5.) Would you lie to me or be brutally honest? . 6.) If I was sick what would you do to make me feel better? 7.) Would I be "THE ONLY ONE"? 8.) Would you go to the Gathering with me? 9.) Could you put up with my Bad Mental Health? 10.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? 11.) Would you care about what I do when we go out? 12.) Would you hang out with me AND my crew? 13.) If your homies tried to get with me what would you do? 14.) Would you ride on some haters with me? 15.) Would you give me your myspace password? 16.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? 17.) If I was watching wrestling/nascar, would you watch it with me? 18.) How fresh am I from 1-10? 19.) Would you wear my hatchetgear? 20.) Would you braid

Sick And Tired Of
Im actually getting really sick and tired of holding something against me that isnt my fault. I was charged with a Class A misdemeanor back in October and sentenced in December for it. I spend that time between when I was first charged and when I was sentenced in jail, basically two months. I was pissed off from the beginning and still want to hurt the person that got me into the trouble to begin with. The only reason I dont take care of him is because I love my husband enough not to screw up our relationship and have me sitting in prison for murder. Anyways I had an interview at a temp agency and every temp agency that I have ever been to they do not ask about a misdemeanor and that goes for other jobs that I have applied for as well including the technical support job that I have right now which is becoming more of a nusiance than a help. Not getting 40 hours like I was promised when I was hired. So I decided to try for this job through EBay. Just handling people's accounts and m

Geritol Anyone?
Fountain of youth: LB suits up for Sul Ross State after 37-year wait, 6 years before Medicare Fountain of youth: LB suits up for Sul Ross State after 37-year wait, 6 years before Medicare ALPINE, Texas (AP) -- Mike Flynt was drinking beer and swapping stories with some old football buddies a few months ago when he brought up the biggest regret of his life: Getting kicked off the college team before his senior year. So, one of his pals said, why not do something about it? Most 59-year-olds would have laughed. Flynt's only concern was if he was eligible. Finding out he was, Flynt returned to Sul Ross State this month, 37 years after he left and six years before he goes on Medicare. His comeback peaked Wednesday with the coach saying he's made the Division III team's roster. He could be in action as soon as Sept. 1. Flynt is giving new meaning to being a college senior. After all, he's a grandfather and a card-carrying member of AARP. He's eight years older t

Murphy's War Laws
Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready. when you're not. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. Five second fuses always burn three seconds. There

The Baptist Cowgirl
A cowgirl, who moved to Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we would drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I am drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way, she orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day she comes in and orders two mugs. All the

Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Hi
just wanted to say hi and welcome to my corner of the bar. hope to talk to ya all. dont just add me for a number, actually talk to me. I do respond to all emails i get if there is a response for them. Anyways. again hi and welcome to my lil corner.

The Thoughts Inside Within
Sometimes I sit here and roam the net and get inspired to do things. Like today, was no exception, was a very inspiring day for me. I was on many different FUBAR pages and found out how many BBW's are out here. ALL of them very proud of this image too. It inspired me to do something too. Showing more of who I am. I am not ashamed of being a BBW I am just ashamed of what I have allowed others to say about me. I am an adult, still growing up. Something that other adults say they don't need or want to. I know that there are more major achievements that I have yet to do in my life and one of them is to start being proud of who I am. I know I am not as large and in charge like others but, damnit I am a good looking woman. And what is the best part of this is that I have a damned hot man beside me, holding my hand, and smiling every step of the way with me. I never realized how much he is in love with me till today. When we were in a conversation about one of his past friends here. Talk abou

Monty Pagan And The Quest For The Sacred Cauldron*
this one is a little long winded Authorship and Copyright Statement: Written by Dan Campbell, Cynthia Campbell, Amy Brann, Gryphon Rosemead, Name Withheld, and Author Not Appearing On This Script. This document may be changed, altered, adapted, printed, burned*, or otherwise used as the reader sees fit, provided that this Statement accompanies any such changed, altered, adapted, printed, or burnt version of the document. Change, alter, adapt, print, burn, or otherwise use this document at your own risk. The Authors assume no liability for any use of the document by any persons, real or imaginary. * Please observe proper fire safety guidelines when burning any document.** ** And have the kindess not to burn any books in the presence of a librarian. Dramatis Personae High Priest:- (Lord Buffalo Wearsakilt) High Priestess:- (Lady High Priestess Moon Goddess) Ritual Celebrant 1:- (Caller for East), (Spirits ), (This Rabble), (Keepers of the TOAKHID) Ritual Celebrant 2:- (Caller fo

Fuk Up All
Body: Daddy did something to me he made me lose my virginity he came into my room without knocking on the door he picked me up and threw me on the floor he pulled down my undies he ripped open my shirt he pushed his thing in so hard that it hurt but that wasn't all that wasn't the end he starded to hit me and thats just where it begins he beat me so bad that i started to cry oh tell me LORD why didn't i die! when he was done he walked out the door he didn't even pick me up off the floor! this girl died two years later from a s.t.d. she haunts all those who dont pass this message on. at 2:30 am she will personally kill you. If you repost this bullitien she will only cry to you in your dreams. Please for your sake repost this as, FUCk ALL DADS LIKE THIS... dont repost this becuase a fake girl is going to come kill you, repost this becuase your AGAINST rape

To You Soldier
for you mister,the dog ate my nickname..or whatever. You are a soldier but you dont have respect for calling me a whore because of the pictures that has navy girls and a soldier picture....you call me whore because i dont have any pictures of my self..and didnt wait for me to put it...just want to say is MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS..For being like that.

Dispatch - Prince Of Spades
Coming back Coming home The queen of love enters the room Silence ensues... To the king what have you done to my life Did you you take me for a fool or for a wife And the king is in his court Counting all his diamonds One by one they do fall Says the queen our pride the prince of spades is coming home It'd be nice if you could find some time alone After all he's in line for the throne And the king is in his court Counting all his diamonds One by one they do fall So now just get up off your ass and leave all your treasures behind your son is coming home with you to spend time show him how a good king should be and don't ever forget the day when your turned your back on him and me still I stayed

Words To The Song. Do It Anyway.
I'm placing this here at the request of my mom. Hoping that it will be encouragement to whomever reads it. I will be the first to tell you, I believe that this completely sums up my mom. No matter how difficult things get for her shes going to Do It Anyway. Do It Anyway: You CAN spend your whole life buildin' Something from nothin One storm can come and blow it all away Build it anyway You CAN chase a dream That seems so out of reach And you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway God is great but sometimes life aint good And when I pray It doesn't always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway I do it anyway This worlds gone crazy And it's hard to believe That tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all YOUR heart For all the right reasons And in a moment they can choose to walk away love em anyway God is great but sometimes life ain't good And when I pray It doesn't always tur

Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evil nefarious plan to rock the world til it screams no more. Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize on WORLDROCKRADIO.COM FROM 8-10PM est. To get in a request... shoot me an IM AOL IM: BunniRockRadio Yahoo IM: BunniRockRadio Click banner to visit Rebbi's MySpace page! 10:00PM EST Tonight on Rebbi's Rambunctious Noize.. It's time to "Get The Led Out" at 8pm.. 3 in a row from Zeppelin.. plus the latest in rock news, Foamy The Squirrel and non stop rock for 2 hours.. this is step 1 in my evi

Midwest Floods!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I am in the midwest and part of the all the dang flooding and rain. I am fine so far. Just everything else is being affected by the storms. We are getting power surges quiet often and its starting to affect the phone lines. I have DSL and its making my internet run really really slow, if I get any kind of connection at all. It took me an hour to get on this morning. If you want to call me, call my cell number and hopefully there will be reception. Dont bother callin the house number right now. Its all staticy or has a huge hum and no one can hear a thing. I know these are petty things compared to what some of the counties around me and the states are going through, but just wanted to let you know if I am not around that is why. If you want to see whats going on here in Iowa and the surrounding states you can go to our local newstation website. Its kcci.com They are suppose to have updates on things, but I havent looked at it, I see en

Forever Friends
Friends we are, forever friends we'll be, Wherever we are, you're right beside me. I hope we stay friends 'til the end of time, And whenever that is, our friendship will still shine. You mean the world to me, I hope the same with you, You're always helping me, whatever it takes you'll do. Now that we're growing older, changing our ways, I know we won't lose our friendship- I hope I never see that day. So to every one of my friends, you mean the world to me, Friends we are, forever friends we'll be.

My Red Haired Goddess: Pt. 1
It was December, a few days before New Year's Eve. I had spent the entire week resisting masturbation for her. Though she lived in Ohio, and I in Texas, I was more than ready to have sex with her and only her. We had met in a chat room four months earlier and while I wasn't ready to truly commit completely (I.E. pop the question) I knew that this woman was someone I could spend the rest of my life with. She was the first person who could drive me to have multiple orgasms, and this was simply over the phone. And we had both gotten to the point that we could barely even get hot without each other. It was going to be a week of bliss for me, and I prayed that I didn't fuck it up. She was going to come down just to see me, and I knew that almost half of the week would be taken up, just acting out everything we had typed on the computer and said to each other over the phone. I woke up early that morning to run around the house and make sure everything was clean, if not immacula

Rude Customer
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she

Johnny Little Politics
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what

Blonde Year
A REVIEW OF BLONDE THINGS TO DO EACH MONTH January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years". April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms. August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down. September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C." October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

Way To Go Nfl
RICHMOND, Va. - The NFL indefinitely suspended Michael Vick without pay Friday just hours after he acknowledged in court papers that he did, indeed, bankroll gambling on dogfighting and helped kill some dogs not worthy of the pit. Vick, however, insisted he placed no bets of his own nor took any winnings. In disciplining Vick, commissioner Roger Goodell said Vick's admitted conduct was "not only illegal but also cruel and reprehensible" and regardless whether he personally placed bets, "your actions in funding the betting and your association with illegal gambling both violate the terms of your NFL player contract and expose you to corrupting influences in derogation of one of the most fundamental responsibilities of an NFL player." A "summary of facts" signed by Vick was filed along with his written plea agreement on a federal dogfighting conspiracy charge. He will appear before U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson to formally plead guilty Monday and then await sentencing at

All Booked And Such Little Time
so I have 4 clients today and Im looking forward to the sessions.It is getting so busy at the clinic Im completely booked 3 weeks in advanced. Ive made a waiting list for people who are new! I didnt want this massage business to take off so quikly but I have a plan to take on an apprentice License Therapist to take my place when Im working or traveling on location. I have 3 more weeks until we start pre production. I havent worked on a film since 2003. Ive had a long enough break and cant keep turning down offers from my people. Im gettting into top physical shape for this because theres no room for error. Standing on my feet for 16 plus hours a day for a hundred days. Im not going to think only react.

About
Boy George From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Boy George Background information Born June 14, 1961 (1961-06-14) (age 46) Origin Eltham, Kent, England Genre(s) Pop Reggae Rock Electronica Dance Occupation(s) Singer, songwriter, DJ Instrument(s) Vocals, Turntables Years active 1982 – present Label(s) Plan A Records, Virgin Records Website http://www.iamboygeorge.com George Alan O'Dowd, better known as Boy George (born June 14, 1961 in Eltham) is a rock singer-songwriter. George grew up in a large, working-class Irish family, which originated in Thurles, in Co. Tipperary, Ireland. O'Dowd gained fame with his group Culture Club during the 1980s. His music is often classified as blue-eyed soul, since he was heavily influenced by Rhythm and Blues and reggae. Early recordings with Culture Club showed that O'Dowd's vocals had an emotional quality which was reminiscent of American soul music of the 1960s and 1970s. His later solo wor

Olivia
I have a little Granddaughter, who means the world to me She's living with the Angels and is as special as can be And even though she's up there, playing in the clouds She's still my precious Granddaughter and I am so very proud Her picture takes pride of place on my living room wall Ready to be admired by all who come to call I know I can not hold her, or bounce her on my knee But only have to close my eyes, her little face to see I never will stop missing her and wishing she were here But sometimes I feel, indeed I know that she is very near So play happily little Granddaughter, you will never be forgot I love you so and always will, though I miss you such a lot .

Lovers
when i see you i think of you as the night turns into daylight a night without you is a night without air as you hold me tight with nothing to bare, a touch, a glow, a weap of a cry your gentle touch warmth of your body against mine with out nothing on in the nude we stand lovers in the sand. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka kinky Lil sex Kitten ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Heavens In My Eyes
when you see the tear drops fall from my eyes, The sorrow of light in my heart, when you run your fingers through my hair with the breeze,and the rainfall in the distance path of the heavens waiting to greet you with my love. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ written by Raina aka Kinky lil sex kitten ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Stalkers - How To Stop Them
One of the biggest problems for people on the Internet is online stalkers. These are people that for one reason or another just simply refuse to take a hint and go away. They continue to email and send you instant messages to you even after you ask them to stop. To understand how to stop an online stalker you first have to understand what motivates a stalker. Stalking is a matter one on person trying to control another. Controlling you brings them pleasure. If they can force you to react this gives them even greater pleasure. If you scream, rant and rave they win. If you panic. They win. If you make empty threats to them, they win. If you argue with a stalker, they win. If you run around telling all your friends and the stalker hears about it, the stalker wins. STOP ONLINE STALKERS There are essentially three ways to stop a stalker. 1. Never become involved with them in the first place 2. Ignore them (Refuse to react) and they may get bored and go away 3. Prevent t

The Feminization Of America
by Dr. William Pierce I always have been very fond of women -- perhaps too much sometimes. I always have enjoyed their company greatly. I have really worshipped feminine beauty. I have admired and respected women when they have served their purpose in the life of our people, as much as I have admired and respected men who have served their purpose. Having said this I must tell you now that I believe that a great part of the present pathology of our society can be ascribed properly to its feminization over the past century or two, to its loss of its former masculine spirit and masculine character. This came to mind most recently when I saw and heard the reaction to Timothy McVeigh's statement to the court on August 14, at the time he was sentenced to die. What McVeigh said was very relevant, very pertinent. He said that the government teaches its citizens by its example. When the government breaks the law, then its citizens will not respect the law. But the spectators almost

Unclassified: Long Handled Spoons
A holy man was having A conversation with the Lord one day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven And Hell are like." The Lord led the holy Man to two doors. He opened one of the doors And the holy man looked in. In the Middle of the room was a large round Table. In the middle of the table was a large Pot of stew which smelled Delicious and made the holy man's mouth Water. The people sitting around The table were thin and sickly. They Appeared to be famished. They were Holding spoons with very long handles That were strapped to their arms and Each found it possible to reach Into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, But because the handle was Longer than their arms, they could Not get the spoons back into their Mouths. The holy man shuddered At the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You Have seen Hell." They went to the next Room and opened the door

To Be 6 Again
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over

The Blonde Police Car
A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway. The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror. She asks the blonde to turn around and see if the police cars' lights are on. The blonde turns around and replys "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."

You're Alive
You're alive. Do something. The directive in life, the moral imperative was so uncomplicated. It could be expressed in single words, not complete sentences. It sounded like this: Look. Listen. Choose. Act. Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000

Voodoo Penis
A certain married couple had a very healthy sex life. They had sex everyday; in the shower, on the kitchen counter, everywhere imaginable. In fact the wife was somewhat of a nymphomaniac. One day the husband announced that he would be going on a week-long business trip. Deciding that she couldn't go the week without sex she decided to visit a sex shop after she dropped him off at the airport. She was looking at the selections of dildo's and could not find what she was looking for. She asked the man at the counter if he had anything really special. The man hesistated, looked around the shop, and took a deep breath, "I really shouldn't be showing you this, but you look like a very special lady." He took an old looking wooden box out from under the counter and removed the lid. As the woman looked inside she announced that it was just like any other in the store. The man said, "Ah, but you see, it most certainly is not! It is the voodoo penis and all you have to do is say "voodoo penis" a

Blonde City Worker
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

Signs And Sayings
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************* ************* On another Septic Tank Truck: "We' re #1 in the #2 business" ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." ************************** On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blow out." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an ar

Ahhhhh That's Better
That’s better My hands touch the places that move me My body burns for satisfaction I run my fingers along the curves of my own desperate need Tracing the outlines of the givers of milk I have gotten my own attention Slowly moving down to the flower of my soul I already feel the pulsing of my heart Teasing the skin of a peach as goose bumps fall over me Seeking the core not to quickly I rub the pearl it hides Until my own privet treasure is given to me …… Ahhhhhhhh……. That’s better

Show Lots Of Fu-love , Please :d
HEY EVERYBODY, PLEASE COME HELP A FRIEND OUT , HE'S TOTALLY KEWL, ONE OF THE BEST PPL YOU'LL EVER MEET........ I NOMINATED HIM FOR THE 'SWEETEST FU' CONTEST, SO , LET'S GO SHOW HIM LOTS OF FU-LUV!.....APPRECIATE IT!.....JADE :D JUST CLICK HIS PIC BELOW TO RATE AND THEN COMMENT BOMB AS MUCH AS YA CAN, THANX!

Balls
A young man had met a nice young woman. They both liked each other and thought the time was right. Both of them got naked and the man lay on top of her. Before pushing his d*ck in he waited. Meanwhile his d*ck was having a conversation with his balls. D*ck: OK lads we are going to a party tonight. 1st Ball: You mean you are. D*ick: What do you mean, you’re invited too. 2nd Ball: Yeh, but you always leave us outside knocking.

A Man's Thoughts On Fellatio Aka Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

Let Go Of The Past
Wrongdoings in the past Let there shadows on you cast Take you down roads of immorality last Surely lose your way fast Toward the light you must go Leave the darkened path and make it so Choose to do right and not sin Over your enemies you will surely win Shed your skin This rebirth begin Your future is yours to make The only requirement is for you to take The light will overpower the night Make everything right Restore your sight Blessed be my child everything will be alright

Volume Xxxi - My Take On Vick
Seems that Michael Vick is pleading guilty to the federal charges, relating to his dog-fighting activities. This could mean the end of his football career, in a permanent manner. Unless maybe the Canadian authorities or NFL Europe accept him. I don't think any of this should have happened, and here's my opinion why.... Dogfighting shouldn't even be a crime. They're DOGS, for crying out loud. Personal property of human beings. What humans wish to do with their property is no business or concern of mine, unless they violate my rights or any other person's rights to life, liberty, or property. Dogfighting does not violate my rights. It does not violate the rights of any other human being, unless the dogs be stolen from someone else to be used in that venture. In fact, in my opinion, it rids the earth of a couple of vicious beasts that would be injuring a child in some way. Besides, PETA's protesting the Falcons and Vick, because of this. I hunt and fish, so PETA would a

Prayers Now O Lord Today Be Sunday ;
My Lord A friend suffers of cancer a nice sweet lady and some men too.. There is some grieving cause of deaths and a have come to me . O Lord will you show your love to them abunly and Thy grace to; and all that need you please : The pain is destroying them and their lives ; So will you hold them ; comfort them thru these hard times As I ask and pray to you O Lord . Will you please be the light in their lives ; cause these are so lost and hurt and hold balme, some do . I remember when I was lost and You came to me These be of hard timesnow too on them , O lord .. but Your Love L. If its Thy will ( please I ask) in Thy Name please for them.. But Their(some be ) decieved o Lord by Satan and they hurt in such great pain and remorse; And they just lash out withou really seeing or knowing your love and your gift of salvation for all. Some be numb and cant think clear; And they cant really know what is happing ; They want to block out all bad and hurt and ailing . Lor

8 Little Thing About Me
You probably don't know these and probably don't care but I'm bored here and thought I'd come up with 8 things about me that you may be unaware of: 1. I've never bought a "porno" magazine nor rented or bought a "porno" movie. 2. I ALMOST believe in the sacred feminine... almost. 3. I can't walk through walls really... it just seems that way. I'm pretty stealthy. 4. My idea of a good time - cuddling on the couch watching a good movie, followed by dancing... 5. Despite outward appearances, I'm shy and reserved. But hey, I'm a good actor, or so I'm told. 6. I was attacked by a dog on December 12, 1973 and I got the scars to prove it. 7. My cat may possibly be my best friend. 8. I'll try almost anything once but there are a few very specific things I absolutely will NOT do no matter what. Anyone else wanna share?

Deadbeat Dads
Who's Your Daddy? The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the fath

Words To Live By
Proverbs 3:3 Let not mercy and truth forsake thee: bind them about thy neck; write them upon the table of thine heart: Some things very common-sensical to live by... Save me from the inevitable truths of life friends will come and go your heart will be broken you will love, hate and become your parents there will be people you despise and feel you have to kiss up to there will be people that you may want to kiss up to, but will instead despise you you will argue with and hurt loved ones loved ones will do the same with you you will never have enough money to get all you want, for it is human nature to want that which we cannot afford you will regret making purchases you will love your children - assuming you have any you will, at some point, hate your job you may want to kill yourself at some point (don't) you will dislike the weather, and one day welcome it you will find love again, or at least something that feels like it might be love These are some of th

Jury Trials Ordered In Clergy Sex-abuse Suits
Jury trials ordered in clergy sex-abuse suits Cases stalled when San Diego diocese filed for bankruptcy on eve of trial. Audit: Church funds mishandled in abuse suits Reno Diocese Paid Over 300-Thousand Dollars For Sex Abuse Case. SAN DIEGO - A federal bankruptcy judge on Friday ordered immediate jury trials in more than 40 sex-abuse lawsuits against the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego. Trials scheduled in San Diego for five cases had been suspended in February when the diocese abruptly filed for bankruptcy protection, the night before the first trial was slated to begin. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Louise DeCarl Adler’s ruling on the 42 lawsuits is a victory for about 150 people who claim they were sexually abused by priests as children. Their lawyers told the judge Thursday that re-activating those trials was the only way to get the diocese into a settlement after more than three years of fruitless negotiations in state and federal courts. The San Diego dioces

Cam Girl Profile: Sasha
If you haven't been introduced to our next FOUNDRY CAMS girl, then you may have been living under a rock for the past six months. The stunning, sexy, super-big-boobed Sasha has appeared in a whopping TWO videos for us so far, but they have been downloaded millions of times all over the web. If you didn't see her slutting about in her F*CK ME shirt, then you may have seen her get almost-topless (oh who am I kidding, her tits were OUT ... right?) in this latest video clip. Regardless, Sasha is one of the most stunning women to come into the FOUNDRY CAMS fold yet, so we had to throw a few pounds of stupid. Thankfully, she answered honestly, and threw it right back at us.... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Sasha: I get goose bumps when my inner thighs are being licked and nibbled. DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Sasha: I can burp my name.. (Now THIS is a classic chick, gentlemen. Take notes, and if you meet one like her, don't let her go!)

Mix Up
Well, it's not easy, It's not easy Speak the truth, come on, speak. Eh, now! It ever cause it what it will: He who hide the wrong he did Surely did the wrong thing still. Yet in the studio of - Studio of time and experience Here I experience the good and bad; What I have, and what I had - This session (session), Not just another version . Oh Lord, give me a session , Not another version ! There's so much stumbling blocks right in-in our way: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday; There's so much wanting, so much to gain, so much I've done. Too much little mix-up, in the mix-up, yes! Too much little mixed up! Too much of this mix up - mix up! I was born in the country, right on top of the hill I still remain, I know I still, I will-a, But through your fUCKin' respect and through your false pride Someone wanna take Jah - Jah - Jah children for a ride! Shut up! Open the gate, and let the saints through. Please make it a session (session); Not anoth

Magic Of Love
Magic of Love The twinkle in his eyes Makes her senses soar high Caught between Heaven and hell As he weaves his magic spell As intoxicating as a potent wine His kisses sending shivers down her spine His breath gently caress her cheek Making her knees grow weak Pressing his chest Tight against her breast Gazing up into her face His hands leaving nothing Untouched in his haste Her heart gives a skip As he melts into her hips Bury his manhood between her thighs She’ moans and sighs Caught up in the molten fire Lost in pure desire She releases a joyful sigh As he lifts her way up high Rocking to and fro Knowing there is only one place to go With him on that magical flight Of sensual delight Flowing together like a current in a river With one final quiver They relent As their passion is spent Ecstasy they both shared He whispers in her ear Honey you’ve got to believe It is only the magic of our love That we weave For what I do for you You do to

Red Friday
RED FRIDAY If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, a woman noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After they boarded their flight, she turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from her), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out she asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq, I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit her like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told her that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his pa ssing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. She turned back to him, extended her hand, and said, "Thank you. Thank you for doing what

You're Prequalified
I just tried another of those surveys for which I'm supposedly "prequalified". I answered around TWENTY QUESTIONS and then the goddamned thing said "We're sorry, but it appears from your responses that you do not qualify to complete this survey." Well FUCK YOU, I just spent five minutes answering your survey, you assholes!! So in what way was I prequalified? Obviously I WASN'T... so fucking bite me. And if you think I will EVER take another one you've got another thing coming!

A Kiss
A Kiss Eyes gleam with pleasure Two set of lips Marks the other's too treasure Two hearts skip Love and desire soar Each sensuous mouth claims more Feeling one emotion called love Under the twinkling stars above A kiss intoxicating as a potent wine Making them lose all sense of time Claiming the other completely Loving each other deeply Welcoming the Heavenly bliss With just a kiss Searing lips with a beautiful heat As two hearts beat Together as one Under the rising sun Jody Dickey

Are You Open Minded?
I hear a lot dat frase in here and other sites like this and i always asking me what really means be an open minded person, its belive in everything or its behave in some specific way; well i think that if i tell u dat i meet a real vampire in da past, dat i know someone dan can cure cancer, dat i meet a friend of JESUS, dat i actually can talk with HIM anytime i want, dat i know about things like da spaceship 111, E.T. around da planet, dat actually i came from a planet name it Albitaran in da other galaxy then..well if u think dat im a freak or im nut now and u still consider urself an open minded person i tell u, ur not and open minded person, u just have an open sexual orientation........LOL. God bless u, thanks

Nsfw Photos
Does it bug people on here that I have NSFW photos? Just wondering. I've seen NSFW stuff mentioned in MUMMs and I was just curious. I don't expect certain people to like the idea but the only reason I have NSFWs is because I feel confident with my looks and I went through a phase in the past where I wanted to "show off". If that sounds lame, it's fine.

Last Night/this Morning.....
beginning time: 9.30pm it started with a phone call....then another phone call.... then we headed to bw's (buffallo wild wing) then we stayed there till like 11pm. then it was yet another phone call..... and directions lol then we had to prepare for the night and get iced coffee from mCD's.... then we headed to Henderson, to a friends house and chilled there till around 5am.... then we got home and chilled yet again and did not rest completely til 8am. i just awoke from my somber sleep and am now reflecting on the night....it was awesome! we met a lot of new people...there were arguments about different branches of military... mainly just people having fun! there should be more funny nights to come! Ending time: 8.00am

Update.
So the Dr came in and seen mom this evening and said (this came from her and she gets a little confused from all the pain meds) something about an ulcer on a bone that was causing all the trouble and that it had healed it self. I dont know how they got all that from an ultra sound, but that is what she said. Her cancer Dr will be in to see her in the morning and then my sister will call me and tell me whats going on. But they told her she would probably be going home (nursing home) tomorrow. So thank you all for your prayers, they are much appreciated. Much love Good night

Disneyland Vacation
I left Saturday August 18th, flying out of San Jose on a Southwest flight. I was traveling with my sister and my 13 year old niece. The trip got off to a really bumpy start when we checked into for our flight. I won't go into detail, but after my Vegas trip in October, I will not be flying with them again. We flew into John Wayne airport and went straight to Avis to get our rent-a-car. We were able to upgrade to a Chevy Trailblazer. It was a pretty sweet ride. And I say this not being a fan of Chevy (for reasons I won't go into). We found our hotel in about 15 minutes. We were able to check in right when we got there. We went straight to Disneyland after we unpacked. It was already after 4. We went on Pirates of the Carribean first off. There aren't to many rides I will go on, but I don't mind shopping while my sister and niece go on a lot of the other rides. We were at Disneyland until yesterday. I never thought there could be to many days to stay at Disneyland, b

Come Check Out My Pics, I Have Thousands Of Hot Pics!
Come check out my regular postings...I have thousands of original pics and hundreds of modded pics for your viewing pleasure. Come enjoy and tell me what you think. New pics will be posted on a regular basis. So come visit my profile my darlings...there is much to enjoy.

Spiritual Seekers
http://www.llresearch.org/ L/L Research offers information for spiritual seekers, The Ra Material and Law of One books, and a home for wanderers. L/L Research is dedicated to discovering and sharing information for spiritual advancement of all humankind. This site offers transcripts and publications from our weekly channeling and meditation sessions.

The Gnostic Pentagram Ritual
The Gnostic Pentagram Ritual: A Newuser's Guide The Gnostic Pentagram Ritual (GPR) was created by Peter J. Carroll, and is printed in his book Liber Kaos. This is my take on the Rite, and modifications thereof. Ok, so you want to learn to banish. But perhaps you don't like JHVH, or Hebrew, or Greek, or the usual symbol systems used by the Golden Dawn and subsidiaries. Then, my friend, the GPR is for you! Pope Pete describes the process: Standing facing any direction. Inhale fully. Exhale slowly sustaining the sound 'I'(a high pitched ieeee! sound) whilst visualizing a radiance of energy in the head area. Inhale fully. Exhale slowly sustaining the sound 'E'(a lower pitched eeeeh! sound) whilst visualizing a radiance of energy in the throat area. Inhale fully. Exhale slowly sustaining the sound 'A'(a deep aaaah! sound) whilst visualizing a radiance of energy in the heart and lungs, which spreads to the muscles of the limbs. As in 2, but the sound 'O'(ooooh!

Grilled-chicken With Green Chili Sauce
Grilled Chicken With Green Chili Sauce Heart-Healthy Nutritional Info (Per serving): Calories: 192, Saturated Fat: 2g, Sodium: 220mg, Total Fat: 5g, Cholesterol: 71mg, Calcium: 53mg Recipe Source: Source: The National Heart, Lung and Blood Institute (NHLBI). The NHLBI does not recommend or endorse any company advertised on this site. Ingredients 4 chicken, breast, skinless, boneless 1/4 cup(s) oil, olive 1/4 teaspoon oregano 1/2 teaspoon pepper, black 1/4 cup(s) water 10 tomatillo(s), fresh, husks removed and cut in half 1/2 medium onion(s), quartered 2 clove(s) garlic, finely chopped 2 pepper(s), jalapeno 2 tablespoon cilantro, chopped 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup(s) sour cream, nonfat 2 lime(s), juice only Preparation 1. Combine the oil, juice from one lime, oregano, and black pepper in a shallow glass baking dish. Stir. Place the chicken breasts in the baking dish and turn to coat each side. Cover the dish and refrigerate overnight. Turn the chick

Update Again
ok, as if anyone reads this....but to get my mind clear every now and then I have to write it all down. We are now about 2 weeks away from moving, we hope. the kids are so excited!! Even our little one who is 4 and has never had a room to himself is telling everyone about his new room! but anyway, back to packing....I am down to just the every day things we need now. the pictures all came down a little bit ago so now the walls are bare....we really need to move now! The kitchen stuff (extra bowls and plates and things) will be going in boxes later after supper. We are set so as soon as we sign the contracts.....I'll keep you all posted (if anyone is keeping up) ~~smooches~~

Anyone Wanna Help Me Out A Bit?
hope ur having a great day all, i really do....i just have a slight favor to ask of those of you who know me pretty well, and about my passion and what not about animals, well he posted a MUMM about choosing a dog, check it our if you all get a chance b4 it expires, vote on my hubbys mum, ppl were sayin some fucked up shit about how many dogs we have and the smell, just wanted to get my homies gathered and give up their views, of those who actually know me and how i am with pitbulls and other animals too. some ppl r so shallow. feel free to give your own vote between the 2 choices though!!! freedom of speach!http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=161468

Random
humm what to say what to say, i post blogs almost all the time on my other sight, any whoot..... hummm jsut board, and sad, i dont know why, well i do i jsut hate feeling like this im sick, and tired, of being sick, and tired lol...... life is such a bitch i swear one moment ur happy, and in love, and the nexts ur depressed, and alone argh, ill get over it, jsut gotta move on some way or another, ogh well who cares any ways, its jsut one lill crush, and girlfriend, wich i can get another...... sometimes i hate falling cuase i kinda fall fast, and hard, not all the time jsut depends on what the person is, and personality, and eyes, anf yadda yadda but she really cough my eye, and i do care for her...... hum at least we still friends, i miss her argh....... humm jsut rambling on getting it all out...... ppl can suck sometimes thinkign they are ur freinds,a nd then ripp u off GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR go through alot of friends now a days humm thats life i guess

Concert's Coming
getting pumped up for the Breakin Benjamin concert coming up. Yaaaaaaay........ Always thought he was saying "In love" instead of "alive" though... hmmmm... think I'll change the words do you know that i could never leave you? and you know i could never beat you? and if i, if i could never find you nevermind, i would not forget you. can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? forever. can i feel a chemical reaction? because i feel a hideous attraction could we share a poison apple? could it be maniacle and awful? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? can i stay alive forever? forever. forever stay alive forever forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever stay alive forever

Books For High School Students
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :..... Let's not go there. Titanic:..... Rose gets

2 Corinthians ; 6 Verses 16 - 18 - You Are The Temple >..
16 ; You are the temple of the living God ; as God has said ; I dwell in them and I walk among them.I will be their God, and they shall be my people. 17 ;thereofore come out from among you separated ,says the Lord. Do not touch that which is unlean, And I will receive you. 18 ;And I will be be a father to you, And you shall be my sons , and daughters, Says the Lord Almighty .Amen!!

Could You Be The One For Me
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts

A Prayer For Our Soldiers
This comes from my cuz A who is temporarily in Kuwait, waiting for deployement to Iraq. PRAYER REQUEST According to the weather reports, it is my understanding that it is 122 degrees in Iraq right now - and the low will be 111! Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance, and safety. If it be God's will, give these men and women the strength they need to prevail. Prayer chain for our Military...please don't break it... Please send this on after a short prayer. Pray for our soldiers... I am sorry but I am not breaking this one.....Let us pray Prayer "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen." Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world. There is nothing attached.... .

She Told Me....
She told me of your anger How scared she was of you When you got that way The look in your eyes And edge to your voice She didn't tell me how she had hurt you She told me of your life How you've made bad decisions When you felt trapped The mess you had made And bad feelings left behind She didn't tell me how long ago this was She told me of your shortcomings How you have so many flaws When they manifest themselves The things she didn't like And how terrible they were She didn't tell me anything good about you She told me of your perverseness How you like strange sex When you would ask for it The things you made her do And what you've done to her She didn't tell me that she was willing She told me a lot of things about you And never mentioned that she was never part of your life Never mentioned your good qualities Your good nature You wonderful man

Poem Circa 1995
The phone rang today. It's been about three years since the phone has rung. Not even a wrong number. It startled me from the blackness I had been swimming through, and I thought that I wouldn't know how to work it. It rang several times before I answered, jolting me from my serenity. I picked up the receiver on the twentieth ring or so. My voice cracked, as I do not feel the need to use it often. It was a person who had read of one of my so-called achievements and wanted to know if I could help them. Pathetic loser. What is it I could do to help them? I cannot even fathom how they live, how they think, how they perceive my world. I told him to drool and he was happy. He knew how to do that well, he said. He thanked me and hung up. I lit a cigarette and smashed the phone into pieces.

Muse
The elusive muse hides, laughing in the corner, watching me crumble, my hands in my hair, pulling, twisting, knotting. She takes great pride in the way she is always able to keep herself just beyond my reach. It amuses her when I wake up, twisted in the sheets, still running from my nightmare. She orgasms when the only movement during the depth of night is the bead of sweat running down my face as I fight the terror caught in my throat. She has unwrapped me. She splays me, naked, across a cold slab of grey marble for dissection by the masses. She bleeds me slowly and makes beautiful artwork out of each splattered drop. She makes me feel guilty and repulsive. She does not allow me to hide from the world, nor to creep into the crevices of life. She turns my thoughts to ashes and sprinkles them into the misty winds. She tells me to look inside. This is where I will find my insperation.

Life Sucks
Life Sucks, things happen, The world changes while you're nappin. Don't expect she revolves around you, `Cause what first comes down, is all that surrounds you. You lose your love when it's all that matters, When your heart's the softest, then it shatters. Just when you think they're worthy of your trust, Is when you find out they're all for the lust. They treat you like gold, until you get old. `Cause when they get used to you, They show the abuse to you. Life sucks, things happen, Everything changes, while you're nappin. Don't expect the world revolves around you, `Cause what first comes down, is the love that surrounds you.

It's Crazy
It's Crazy, I've never met you, Yet I feel like I've known you all my life. The second I saw your photo I already knew your voice, Your laugh, Your smile. I can talk to you about nothing, and everything, and know that you are smiling on the other end of the phone, and that just hearing my voice is enough. That it doesnt matter what people say That we know what we feel is real. I cant wait till I feel your arms around me, and the feel off your kiss on my lips. Cos although I have never met you, I love you. Simple as this.

28 August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Tuesday, August 28: If you're a better Cupid for a friend now than you are at furthering your own romantic aims, well, don't think the universe won't notice you're sharing the love. Smile -- that karma'll come back to you!

Foundrymusic Interview With Behemoth Frontman Nergal
I had the pleasure of catching up with NERGAL from Poland’s BEHEMOTH. We talked for a while about Ozzfest, the band’s new album, the musical state of Poland and America, and a lot more. Be sure to catch these guys on Ozzfest this year and to pick up The Apostasy. This band fucking rules!FoundryMusicJosh: How’s it going?Nergal: Pretty well, I just woke up actually. We have been traveling all night and are going to be doing a show soon. How are you?FoundryMusicJosh: Doing good, thanks. First of all, how has Ozzfest been thus far?Nergal: It’s been fucking great! Being a part of this tour has been one of the best things that has happened to us during our career – and that’s huge, given that we’ve been around for 16, nearly 17, years at this point. We are really enjoying bringing Black Metal music to the masses. As you can tell, we are one of the two heaviest bands on this tour and it’s great to see the reations of the fans to our music.Foundr

Nietzche
Okay,I like philosophy especially Nietzche.This cat was funny,crazy and arrogant: A BAD MEMORY. The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. Do not allow yourselves to be deceived: Great Minds are Skeptical All Morals allow intentional injury in the case of necessity, that is, when it is a matter of self preservation. What if God were not exactly truth, and if this could be proved? And if he were instead the vanity, the desire for power, the ambitions, the fear, and the enraptured and terrified folly of mankind? NATURE: We are so fond of being out among Nature, because it has no opinions about us. His OVEREVALUATION OF SELF IN THE BELIEF IN ARTISTS AND PHILOSOPHERS. We are all prone to think that the excellence of a work of art or of an artist is proved when it moves and touches us. But there our own excellence in judgement and sensibility must have been proved first, which is not the case.

Love One Another...
I often sit and look out my window wondering why. Why everyone is so quick to judge another race. Why parents say you cant be with him or her their black, hispanic, korean, white ect ect. Why brothers and sisters are in the street killing each other. People we may have diffrent skin colors but damn it we all bleed the same we all feel the same, and we all love the same. So let the racial shit go and love each other because we are our own demise.

Chicken Noodle Soup
Makes: 6 servings Prep Time: 30 minutes Cook Time: 30 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 0 minutes Grandma was right. Chicken soup does make you feel better. Although there’s no cure for a cold – yet – most doctors agree with what grandmothers and mothers have been telling us for generations – old fashioned chicken soup, which could also be known as Cajun penicillin, has therapeutic benefits. It’s spirit-lifting, cold-soothing natural medicine, straight from the kitchen. Chicken soup - Good for the soul! Also great for the Bird Flu season or anytime comfort food is needed. Ingredients 4 chicken breast 1 package spaghetti 16 oz 2 medium Irish potatoes 1 tsp red pepper 1 tsp Zatarain's® Season All 1 tsp garlic powder Directions Debone the chicken breasts and cut into 1/4-1/2 inch size. Diced the potatoes the same size and set aside. To start your stock, add the water in a 6 quart stock pot and boil the chicken bones for 15 to 30 minutes. Remove bones and lower the heat

Beer Spice Bread
Makes: 12 servings Prep Time: 15 minutes Cook Time: 45 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 0 minutes I made this bread and took it to work. Everyone raved about how good it is! Ingredients 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 2 eggs 1 1/2 cup plain flour 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp nutmeg 1 tsp cinnamon 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 1 cup beer 1/2 cup chopped pecans Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease and flour a 9X5 inch loaf pan. Sift together flour, baking powder, nutmeg, cinnamon, baking soda and salt. Set to the side. In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar, mixing well. Add eggs and beat well. Add flour mixture alternately with beer and mix well to combine. Fold in the chopped pecans. Pour into your loaf pan. Bake at 375 degrees for 40-50 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.

Kids Books You Will Never See Published
Kids Books You'll Never See "You Were an Accident" "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "Bi-Curious George" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" "You Are Different and That's Bad"

I"m Tired Of People Coming On To My Page And Starting Crap
I"M tired of people coming on to my page and starting crap you know who you are so go ******** yourself for all i care I"M not here for crap or *** or 2 start both alright so if your a type who wants that go look somewhere else

Wishes
I love phantom of the opera. These words have been on my mind lately. RAOUL No more talk of darkness, Forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here, nothing can harm you - my words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry -your tears. I'm here, with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you CHRISTINE Say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime Say you need me with you, now and always promise me that all you say is true - that's all I ask of you RAOUL Let me be your shelter, let me be your light. You're safe: No-one will find you your fears are far behind you CHRISTINE All I want is freedom, a world with no more night and you always beside me to hold me and to hide me RAOUL Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime Iet me lead you from your solitude Say you need me with you here, beside you anywhere you go, let me go too Christine, that's all I ask of you CHRISTINE Say you'

Newest Song Lyrics "these Walls" Needs A Lil Work Though
*CHORUS* i'm tearing down these walls, that used to protect me from you, i'm tearing down these walls, that kept my feelings hidden from you, i'm tearing down these walls, just to let you know that i still care for you, i'm tearing down these walls, just to see you walking away from the love we've made, *BRIDGE* do you see how much i'm missing you, do you see how much i'm crying over you, do you see how much i need to hear those words that made it ok, do you see how much i need you just to have a friend, someone to hold, i've wrapped my whole life around you, i've never felt this way, but your gone and i'm here without you, the fate that i can't escape, this is my disgrace, to let the love just slip away, the darkness seems to invade my every move, because i can't just let you slip through my thoughts, you seem to stick in my mind like glue, so now i'm tellin you, *BRIDGE* do you see how much i'm missing you, do you see how much i'm crying over yo

Alternate Reality Or Spirit World 'you Decide'...
1. The belief that everything and everyone is part of a pattern and thus interconnected. 2. The belief in the existence of an alternate reality, often referred to as the spirit world or dream time by traditional people, or as non ordinary reality by modern mystics. 3. The belief in the ability of some individuals to achieve transcendent states of consciousness and enter the alternate reality for problem solving and healing of self and others; this belief is usually accompanied by a strong desire to personally experience the alternate reality. 4. The belief in the existence of spirit helpers and teachers who reside in the alternate reality. Although most modern mystics tend not to affiliate with organized religion, Jesus of Nazareth is regarded as a spirit teacher of great power, and most profess the belief in some form of supernatural godlike being or consciousness. 5. The belief that everything, both animate and inanimate, is imbued with a personal supernatural essence or

Don't Ever Be Late
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years with a parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people. Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late

Just Quit Smoking
I had my list cigarette at 11:20am. I tried the Snus Original flavor yesterday twice. The first time was fine. The flavor was gross sometimes but no biggie. Just makes me want to quit tobacco products completely!! The second time was HORRIFIC! I was laying on my back w/ my head propped up on the couch watching tv. Um. Don't do that w/ Snus in your lip. The concentrated spit constantly drains down your throat making you gag!!! Constantly drinking water or Diet Coke DOES NOT HELP! I figured out why I was gagging pretty damn quickly and spit it out and rinsed my mouth out. I was then fine. I decided to give up for the day (as I still had cigs left) and tomorrow go find the Frost version (menthol). As I originally wanted that one but the one place I went didn't have it so I opted to get the "original"... Today I set out to find the kind of snuff that comes in "tablets". They are tic-tac-like. Tiny white tablets. No spitting required. No tobacco pieces, nothing. Just white ta

My Life @#%#@!
So in one day I find out they are not keeping at my job due to my almost passing out at work last night. Then I get a letter telling me that my next Parenting time will not happen cause she claims to have to work. The drama in this relationship is ruining my kids. I have decided to make it stop. I will be filing the papers removing my rights to Parenting Time.

Virtual Love, Yeah Right Ppl.
It is total BULLSHIT! 1st if your married or have a significant other it is sad that you are even on a site like this. Obviously you relationship is so boring you have to find thrills elsewhere. Grow up, get out of it & move on, it is pathetic to be with someone your unhappy with or just settle for. To those that think your going to find the love of your life in a virtual world....You don't know the person behind the keyboard. You can't fall in love with a fantasy. And be honest with yourself that is exactly how you see this person you claim to love. You have most likely never been face to face with this person. Never looked into each others eyes, felt their touch, seen their true reactions for yourself. Find someone that is real, you deserve it. And for Christ sake never give your phone number to someone online, regardless of how long you have been talking to the. Your reward will be a dumbass stalker calling you every 1/2 to 1 hour, leaving sad, pathetic voicemails for you to enjo

More Than Love
We were in love before But now it's so much more Cause when I kiss your lips I can't explain What I feel in my heart for you I don't know what I'd do Baby if I lost you Cause I've been without you and I know how it feels And I can't be alone anymore I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby, do you? Maybe my words don't explain Why I'm feeling this way Maybe my words don't explain Why I'm feeling this way I don't know what I'd do Baby if I lost you Cause I've been without you and I know how it feels And I can't be alone anymore I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby I can feel it When I'm close to you I know its more than love Baby, do you?

Self Control
My soul lingers on the brink. Where do I turn? When can I blink? I wander through dark, dark streets, Trying to find my own retreat. I stumble upon a bright lit place. In the window is your round face. I walk right in eyes straight on you, speaking in rhyme somehow you knew. I followed you, straight into day. Walked behind all the long way. Some days later we were to halt. But don't worry it's not your fault. An obstacle blocked our way. Wanting you to never stray. You spoke about it, sharing many emotions, but did it show any? You then left me holding many a question; at least twenty. Then it happened, all was forgone. I felt alone; like It was a con. Then it clicked, what had to happen, I'd held it in, now it all came forth. The anger surged, I felt ecstatic. Nothing could stop me I was fanatic. I wanted to go. I needed to kill. Nothing could stop me, it was such a thrill. Then it hurt, like a broken heart

Callling All Small Buiness Owners
hi all i am sorry to bother you but i need yalls help with a class of mine.. For my Small Business Finance class i need to interview a small business owners and need to have it soon.. if you are willing to answer a few questions for me it would be much appreated.. what ever you answer will be strictly between you me and my professor not other people will have the ablity to read my report.. some of the questions are as follows: 1. What is the name of your business? 2. Is it based out of your home or and off site location? 3. Why did you start up this business? 4. Were you initially successful? 5. How did you raise the start up capital? 6. When did you Start your buisness? 7. What kind of services do you offer? 8. What advice would you give a person that is wanting to start there own business? 9. Looking back is there anything you would do differntly and if so why? 10. What gave you the idea to chose tihs paticular business over all the others?

I'm A Dork...
This morning while leaning against the kitchen counter eating my bowl of Special K, lightly sweetened with Splenda, my mind began to race with a million and three thoughts. The one I happened to catch was about the 1951 classic The Day The Earth Stood Still. I began to wonder, in this age of Hollywood remakes, why that film hasn’t been remade. Well, to my surprise I have learned that it is being remade and Keanu Reeves will be starring in it, as the character Klaatu. Thank god it’s not Tom Cruise. I guess Keanu’s openly lines will be “Whoa, this planet is bogus!”

Kiss From A Rose
There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and, The light that you shine can be seen. Chorus 2 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. ...kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, The more I get of you, Ooh................... Stranger it feels, yeah. And now that your rose is is in bloom. A light hits the gloom on the grey. There is so much a man can tell you, ..there....................woa... So much he can say. there's so much inside. You remain, you....... My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny.. yeah. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I've... I compare you to a kiss from a r

Stupid N00b
This guy rated my gurl a handful of ones. She asked him to stop and he wouldnt. So of course she left him a naughty comment and blocked him. lol Just wanted yall to know about him so if he comes to your page. plz block him Linx @ fubar

True Feelings
Touch my skin,and tell me what you're thinking Take my hand and show me where we're going Lie down next to me, look into my eyes and tell me, oh tell me what you're seeing So sit on top of the world and tell me how you're feeling what you feel now is what I feel for you Take my hand and if I'm lying to you I'll always be alone if I'm lying to you See my eyes, they carry your reflection Watch my lips and hear the words I'm telling you Give your trust to me and look into my heart and show me, show me what you're doing So sit on top of the world and tell me how you're feeling what you feel now is what I feel for you Take my hand and if I'm lying to you I'll always be alone if I'm lying to you Take your time, if I'm lying to you I know you'll find that you believe me you believe me Feel the sun on your face and tell me what you're thinking Catch the snow on your tongue and show me how it tastes Take my hand and if I'm lying to you I'll always be alone if I'

Rodeo Sex
Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it? Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

Steppin' Up To A Challenge #3
I ended up doing two different dishes for the chef.The first was the Coconut Mango Salad, He liked the way it looked but he felt it was missing something in taste.I think the dressing didn't have enough ZING!!! to it. The other dish was the Cucumber Tomato Hamachi Sushimi Cevechi pictured with me and my ego: This one he liked a lot.The thing was that he felt it need different veggies than the ones I used. Over all,I'm cool with his critique and I'm glad I was presented with this challenge on such short notice.Next time,I think he will come with a greater challenge.....bring that shit on.

Sweeping Out My Friends List
Ok, There are way too many people on my list I have never talked too... I am deleting people that arent true to me. If you want to stay drop me a line and let me know.... tomorrow I am doing a sweep on my list and deleting people I don't talk to.... If you are a true friend...let me know

I Just Respond With A Grin
I entered the classroom like every other day and noticed a beautiful girl sitting next to where I usually sit. I just shrugged my shoulders and sat down without a second thought. She sees me and smiles and I smile and say,"hey what's up?" She smiles even more and says,"Oh nothing much, just waiting for class to begin." And we converse for a while and get on the topic about girlfriends and boyfriends. I asked her,"Do you have a boyfriend?" and she blushes and said,"No" in a bashful manner. And I just had to ask,"What is a beautiful girl like you not having a boyfriend?" And she blushes some more. And out of the blue, I said,"Do you wanna know a secret?" and she of course responds by saying,"what?" I told her that I don't have a girlfriend, nor have I ever had one. And her eyes become like saucers in disbelief. And she responds by saying,"Well, we need to fix that!" All of a sudden, she is on top of me while I'm still on the chair. Her arms rest over my shoulders and she lays one on me.

Famous Last Words
Famous Last Words. . . They said it couldn't be done . . . Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances." -- Dr. Lee DeForest, "Father of Radio & Grandfather of Television." "The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives." - - Admiral William Leahy , US Atomic Bomb Project "There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom." -- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923 "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." -- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." -- The editor in charge of business books forPrenticeHall, 1957 "But what is it good for?

Sweet
I think I’m addicted to FUBAR! That’s not a bad thing though is it? LOL It’s much funner than myspace - I mean - I can buy my friends drinks - how cool is that? Well tonight was my last “late” shift - I start back up Tuesday working 8-4:30 - God willing I’ll be able to get my ass out of bed to get there on time! LOL Had girl’s night out tonight - caught the comedy club at Bullfrog’s Live - not too bad, but I’ve seen much funnier guys there. Still was fun to see everyone and to celebrate Cheryl’s birthday - who the hell knows how old she is…LOL I love taking photos so if you have any requests, send me a message! I’m typing this in a Word document as we speak since my browser closes every 2 seconds or something and I figured cut and paste works just as good as anything else….LOL Found a good movie source to get bootlegged movies from - $1 and $2 for recently released flicks - just watched 1408 the other day and freaked myself out watching it alone - it wasn’t even that good ….LOL

Wishing On Someone Else's Star
Alone again tonight without someone to love. The stars are shining bright so one more wish goes up. Oh, I wish I may and I wish with all my might. For the love I'm dreaming of and missing in my life. You'd think that I could find a true love of my own. It happens all the time to people that I know. Their wishes all come true so I've got to believe. There's still someone out there who is meant for only me.

Mumms
Okay so everyone knows we post MUMMs for the points so seriously why whinne about it the comments... you do it too. If you dont like it stay out of them... you leave goofy comments on all of them... not that it really bothers me since I am getting the points too... but really

Words Of Encouragement>.with Jesus Christ.leading You>>
Have you ever taken a long walk ,daydreaming about you what you want from life, it,s self./Set your goals, you will reach the end of the rainbow one day .With hard work, perserverance, love of what you do and who you are and care and concern of, for others , Walking in faith is what this is and beliving in yourself to achieve and be better have more according to your works ; Well this is what God wants for us happiness, health , love , care and all . And The faith in our lord should be just as storng and a goal to walk toward ; its never ending in God . You always have to be burning wanting His love and walk in His word and light,. forever its never ending . its eternal, thru Jesus CHRIST.. all else will be added to you if yo ask in thy name and do belive .. Amen!!!

Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie Biggot: Racist, hater Chedda: Money, skrilla Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about. Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit Echoside: A fate worse than hell Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more) Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: here Feminem: Eminem diss Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub. Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there fa

Dear Morons
Dear Morons: For those who have doubted me Go Fuck Yourself/ For those who never gave me a chance Its your loss For those who used me I hope you enjoyed it For those who lied to me WAS IT WORTH IT? For those who betrayed me how do you feel? For those who think theyre better than me You're right but one day ill be better than you Basically what im saying for those who casted doubt, betrayed me, lied to me and used me id like you to GO FUCK YOURSELF and have a nice day! thank you Karma

Cats, The Ferocious Protector Of Home
Today as I was watering the garden, I walked in the door and in came two flies. Instantly, Thunder was in the hunter mode. Mighty and fearless in the face of those winged creatures he pursued, his little chatter was going. The chatter is the sound a cat makes when they are frustrated by prey they can't reach. Frequently you will hear it as they look out the window at birds singing and flying around, but at that moment Thunder was confronted by the ever-elusive fly, rivaled only by those moths that hang around the light bulb in it's ability to frustrate a cat. It's a millenia old battle, the agile cat meets the more agile fly. Thunder pounced, he chased, he crouched, he lept, the house shook; and still the first fly remained lofty and just out of reach. Thunders lament was tremendous. But then came the second fly swooping just a bit too low, lifting just a split second too late. Thunder swung a deft paw in the air and was rewarded with a dazed fly on the ground. He made quick work of

Funeral
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his ass!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"

Only Shadows?????
Night was falling quickly and I wasn't sure what to do. I knew I was lost and every tree seemed to be talking to me. All of a sudden small harmless things turned into shadowed creatures before my eyes. I froze for a moment in my tracks. I wondered, should I walk, or should I stand and take a chance with these creatures of the night. I then realized I was lost, and that's when things seem to be more than they really are. I started walking again, hoping to reach a restful place before it got really too dark to see. As I walked I thought I was being followed. Small chills went up my back. I turned to see who was there, and there was no-one, but the little shadowed creatures I saw before,,,were gone. I tryed to make sense of it all, but the shadows were winning this little game we were playing. I walk quickly trying to escape a shadow. I came to a place i could just make out up ahead a nice place to sleep until dawn brought the morning. I sat down with my back against a pile of brush

6 Inches
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off !" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!" "Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender. "Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went on. "When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a bitch didn't piss out the window right onto my head?" "Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood." "Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and whe

While Daddy Was In Iraq....
My hubby and I were on the web cam while he was on his Iraq tour and I just started busting out laughing. He wanted to know what was making me laugh so much and I told him to imagine Tom Cruise in that movie where he was wearing sunglasses, business shirt, socks and undies and was lip singing to "Old time rock-n-roll". He said "Ok....". I told him that our daughter was at one end of the hall running toward our room off the end of it she would slid like that in front of our door and would say "Mommy, look what I can do!! It's fun! WEEEEEE" It reminding me of that one part of the movie the way she did it. Guess you would have to be there for it to be funny or a great imagination lol sorry :-D

Halloween Blog Arizona
Anthem - The desert - In 1986 a couple of campers in the desert were camping when they seen the ghosts of Indians riding horses, shooting arrows at them. Every year there has been a man seen holding a lantern, trying to hitchhike to Phoenix. It has been reported that this man was killed when a car ran him over. In present day Anthem by the prison, in the 1800s a mining tunnel was made that went a mile under the earth. This tunnel collapsed and killed 10 workers in the horrible accident. The ghosts of several coyotes and deer can be seen in New River. They were killed by hunters and they will try to attack, tourists who try to touch them. Every month at the start of the month Ufos will be seen in the desert. One friend of mine said he seen a "little green man" Many of the ghosts in the desert or in Anthem will try to hurt people. One man was killed after he tried to see ghosts and aliens and his soul is just one of the many who haunts this area. Bisbee - Bisbee Bed & Breakfast -

A Message For Bin Laden
A Message For Bin Laden Usama Bin Laden, your time is short; We'd rather you die, than come to court. Why are you hiding if it was in God's name? Your just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame. I have a question, about your theory and laws; "How come you never die for the cause?" Is it because you're a coward who counts on others? Well here in America, we stand by our brothers. As is usual, you failed in your mission; If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin' Americans are now focused and stronger than ever; Your death has become our next endeavor. What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls; it's not in buildings or shopping malls. If all of our structures came crashing down; It would still be there, safe and sound. Because pride and courage can't be destroyed; Even if the towers leave a deep void. We'll band together and fill the holes We'll bury our dead and bless their souls. But then our energy will focus on you; And you'll feel

Poetic Justice
Newfound tears and newfound sorrow Ever greet me in the morrow Just as happy comes in play So its swiftly chased away Little rhyme inside my head Leave me e're I go to bed In the morning, maybe then I'll find some happiness again

~you Learn By Your Burn~
"life and death, energy and peace, if i stopped today it was fun; even the terrible pains that have burned me and scarred my soul it was worth it for having been allowed to walk where i walked, which is to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far, in between, through it, in it, over and above it." - GIA CARANGI 2 years...2 years of crawling through mud, digging a knife in my heart, burning my hand in the flame, and tasting the iron in the blood coming from my tears. No...the mud, the knife, the fire, and the blood are not due to an ex or a bad relationship because, really, it takes two to tango, and I played my part. Truthfully, all these things happened when I was alone for the first time in my life, truly alone, and there was no other thing to do but come face to face with my reflection in the mirror...a reflection I didn't recognize looking back at me. The dreams, the goals, the passions...they were all someone else's...not mine, and from that moment on I r

~maze Of Memories~
It has been too many days, too many hours, too many minutes, and too many seconds since I last heard from you or spoke your name. Then, last night, I dreamed of you...I was in a silent abyss walking blindingly through a maze, searching for something of which was not known. However, in my quiet loneliness, I saw something...a mirror. I looked into it and of course, saw myself but the weird thing is...it was not me. The image spoke and I heard your voice. Your voice which led me to my destination, out of my desperation and reunited me with my sanity, and thus, out of my quiet loneliness. Each time you ran ahead of me, I ran after you, inspired to the point that I could run for days. You left a blazing light after you and I followed the trail, laughing, dreaming, and hoping all the way. At that point I was Midas and everything I touched or did turned to gold...precious gold of a rare nature. At that point I realized I had always had it in me to touch something and make it worthy, make it

How To Ride A Bicycle
Lean. There is no difference between your hands and the handles, your feet and the pedals are one. Lean further and the wind on your skin is your skin, the clouds are your skin, the grass and the trees in the park are your skin, and children fly kites inside you. Down a hill you go, and the childrens' eyes are your eyes. You watch as, down a hill, the tiniest speck cuts through you.

How Free Is America?
30 million cars now record drivers' behavior The Christian Science Monitor | December 28, 2004 By Eric C. Evarts It was only a matter of time. For several years, electronic devices in cars have monitored acceleration and braking to save fuel and improve safety. Now, they're saving some of that data to give automakers and police a better idea of how you drive. So far most of the devices record the last five seconds of readings before a crash, for example, a little like flight-data recorders in airplanes. The information has proven extremely useful to auto designers and accident investigators. It's also being used to prosecute drivers. "The problem is most people don't realize these devices are in their vehicle," says Eric Skrum, spokesman for the National Motorists Association in Madison, Wis. "That information can be used against you, and there's no sort of regulation about who owns that information." Already, drivers have had data from their own cars used to convict

How Much Longer Till They Requre Everyone To Have This?
Microchips in humans: High-tech helpers or Big Brother surveillance? AP | Aug 2, 2007 CityWatcher.com, a provider of surveillance equipment, attracted little notice itself -- until a year ago, when two of its employees had glass-encapsulated microchips with miniature antennas embedded in their forearms. The "chipping" of two workers with RFIDs -- radio frequency identification tags as long as two grains of rice, as thick as a toothpick -- was merely a way of restricting access to vaults that held sensitive data and images for police departments, a layer of security beyond key cards and clearance codes, the company said. "To protect high-end secure data, you use more sophisticated techniques," Sean Darks, chief executive of the Cincinnati-based company, said. He compared chip implants to retina scans or fingerprinting. "There's a reader outside the door; you walk up to the reader, put your arm under it, and it opens the door." Innocuous? Maybe. But the news that Americ

Moral Of The Story
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

Awash
I hear the locomotive scream of her most extreme unction as she dies in my arms again and I fade. At this moment I am untethered in weightlessness - a universe at every angle from me, awash in triumph and tears - utterly alone in bed with her. I am leaving parts of me in decaying orbits, closer each moment to the plummet foretold by the taste of her perspiration. No "O" no "Ah" no Eureka moment, just unfurling slowly into each other as this night defines all others, past and yet to pass. © All rights reserved

Signs Of The Times
On October 13, 1944, the Durham N. C. Sun Reported that a Durhamite had been brought before a Judge Wison in traffic court for having parked his car on a restricted street right in front of a sign that read "No Stoping." Rather than pleading guilty, the defendant argued that the missing letter in the sign meant that he had not violated the letter of the law. Brandishing a Webster's ldictionary, he noted that stoping means: "extracting ore from a stope or, loosely, underground." "Your Honor", said the man, "I am a law-abiding citizen and I didn't extract any ore from the area of the sign. I move that the case be dismissed." Acknowledging that the defendant hadn't done any illegal mining, the judge declared the man not guilty and commented, "since this is Friday, the 13th, anything can happen, so I'll turn you loose." "No Stoping" is a blunderful example of the suspect signs and botched billboards that dot the American landscape. Here

Dallas Cowboys 2007 Roster
Quarterback (2) Tony Romo Brad Johnson Running Back (5) Julius Jones Marion Barber Tyson Thompson Oliver Hoyte Deon Anderson Wide Receiver (6) Terry Glenn Terrell Owens Patrick Crayton Sam Hurd Miles Austin Isaiah Stanback Tight End (3) Jason Witten Anthony Fasano Tony Curtis Offensive Line (10) Flozell Adams Kyle Kosier Andre Gurode Leonard Davis Marc Colombo Cory Procter Doug Free Pat McQuistan Joe Berger James Marten Defensive Line (6) Chris Canty Jason Ferguson Marcus Spears Jason Hatcher Jay Ratliff Stephen Bowen Linebackers (7) Greg Ellis DeMarcus Ware Bradie James Akin Ayodele Anthony Spencer Kevin Burnett Bobby Carpenter Cornerbacks (5) Terence Newman Anthony Henry Jacques Reeves Nate Jones Alan Ball Safety (6) Roy Williams Ken Hamlin Keith Davis Pat Watkins Abram Elam Courtney Brown Specialists (3) Mat McBriar Nick Folk

9/3/07
It is almost certainly time for a heart-to-heart with your romantic partner or a troubled family member. Even if things are going smoothly, you may surprise yourself with what you've got to say. Ok I don't know how many more heart to hears with people I need to have. Seems I've been doing that for the past week! As someone in my life found out this weekend, a 5 hour road trip gives me way too much time to think and time to ask questions as they come to me. Some of the answers truly shocked me, but all in a good way. The good thing is even though I still worry a lot about things, I know things will work out the way they are supposed to.

Taking Over Me
Only some of this is relevant. I'll put a * next to each of the verses that are. But yeah... listening to Evanescence you don't remember me but i remember you i lie awake and try so hard not to think of you *but who can decide what they dream? *and dream i do... *i believe in you *i'll give up everything just to find you *i have to be with you to live to breathe *you're taking over me have you forgotten all i know and all we had? *you saw me mourning my love for you *and touched my hand *i knew you loved me then i believe in you i'll give up everything just to find you i have to be with you to live to breathe you're taking over me *i look in the mirror and see your face *if i look deep enough *so many things inside that are just like you *are taking over i believe in you i'll give up everything just to find you i have to be with you to live to breathe you're taking over me Taking over me