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Dont Cay You Love Me By M2m
Don't Say You Love Me VERSE 1 Got introduced to you by a friend You were cute and all that Baby you set the trend, yes you did oh The next thing I know we're down at the cinema We're sitting there, you start kissing me What's that about? VERSE 2 You're moving too fast, I don't understand you I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend No I can't The best I can do is tell you to talk to me It's possible, eventual Love will find a way Love will find a way... CHORUS Don't say you love me You don't even know me If you really want me Then give me some time Don't go there baby Not before I'm ready Don't say your heart's in a hurry It's not like we're gonna get married Give me, give me some time VERSE 3 Here's how I play, here's where you stand Here's what to prove to get any further than where's it's been I'll make it clear, not gonna tell you twice Take it slow, you keep pushing me You're pushing me away Pushing me away... CHORUS BRIDGE Don't say

Brother My Brother By Blessid Union Of Souls
Pokemon the First Movie Soundtrack Lyrics Blessid Union of Souls - Brother My Brother Lyrics Brother my brother Tell me what are fighting for We've got to end this war We should love one another Oh, can't we just pretend This war never began We can try Brother my brother We face each other from different sides The anger burns can't remember why It's kindof crazy to cause so much pain Our foolish pride makes us hate this way We watch our world fall apart Tell me what good is winning When you lose your heart Brother my brother Tell me what are fighting for Isn't life worth so much more We should love one another Oh, can't we just pretend This war never began Tell me why Brother my brother Yes We can try Brother my brother Yes Let's take a moment and look deep inside And say we'll learn to give love a try When matters differ as we seem to be There's so much more to me than what you see You don't have to be this way Think about the cons

Vacation Lyrics By Vitamin C
Pokemon the First Movie Soundtrack Lyrics Vitamin C - Vacation Lyrics Come on! Come on! Come on! (Let's go!) Come on! Come on! (Let's go!) Come on! Come on! Come on! (Let's go!) Come on! Come on! (Let's go!) Vacation Need a little sun to break up all the frustration and turn it into love Ain't nobody gonna tell us what we gotta do because today, it's up to me and you Temptation coming up to me A little brief relaxation and I'll be breaking free Come on and break it break it new and I believe it's gonna start now (Kick it back Kick it back Kick it back to the track Kick it back Kick it back Kick it back and relax) Vacation's where I wanna be Buddy on the beach where the fun is free We don't need a holiday to start to celebrate (I need a break; I need a vacation) Vibrations Need to get me sun and break up all my complications and turn it into love Ain't nobody gonna tell us where we gotta be Because today, today it's to you and me Vacation's what

Matchbox Twenty - Push (1996)
she said I don't know if I've ever been good enough I'm a little bit rusty, and I think my head is caving in and I don't know if I've ever been really loved by a hand that's touched me, and I feel like something's gonna give and I'm a little bit angry, well this ain't over, no not here, not while I still need you around you don't owe me, we might change it yeah we just might feel good (CHORUS) I wanna push you around, will I will, will I will I wanna push you down, will I will, will I will I wanna take you for granted, I wanna take you for granted I will, I will she said I don't know why you ever would lie to me like I'm a little untrusting when I think that the truth is gonna hurt ya and I don't know why you couldn't just stay with me you couldn't stand to be near me when my face don't seem to want to shine cuz it's a little bit dirty, well don't just stand there, say nice things to me cause I've been cheated, I've been wronged, and you you don't know me,

Buckcherry - Everything (2006)
Buried way beneath the sheets I think she’s having a meltdown Finding it hard to fall asleep she won’t let anyone help her The look on her face a waste of time she won’t let go gonna roll the dice Loosing her grace starts to cry I feel her pain when I look in her eyes I want ta be I want everything, I want everything Somewhere she is on the streets trying to make things better Praying to God and breathing deep gotta break this long obsession (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) If I had everything would I still want to be alive or want to be high (2x’s) Now and then she talks to me and sometimes writes me letters (Pre-Chorus) (Chorus) Your eyes, never close your eyes open up your mind and you can have everything

Tale Of A Dragon And His Siren
Tale of a Dragon and His Siren The siren awaits for his arrival ...head bowed ...eyes downcast a fragile heart, happiness rarely found to last but the Dragon fulfills his victory in his care she feels secure, loved and at peace powerfully embraced by him she finds true release. She quickens at his every footstep body trembles beneath his gaze longing for the sound of the Dragon's praise. With each touch her blood turns to liquid fire in constant thought to fulfill this dragon's deepest desire. beneath the bite of his lash the curves of her body dance her screams, moans, her cries newly become the Dragon's romance. She gives her complete trust an oath she has loudly made willingly captivated by the Dragon's steel blade; cold metal shines bright from the mouth of the dragon the curves of her bod in sight become the Dragon Warrior's delight. He shields it with skill unlike anyone she has known with the warrior's blade of life th

Danzig - Mother
Mother Tell your children not to walk my way Tell your children not to hear my words What they mean What they say Mother Mother Can you keep them in the dark for life Can you hide them from the waiting world Oh mother Father Gonna take your daughter out tonight Gonna show her my world Oh father Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till you're bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's Mother Tell your children NOT to hold my hand Tell your children not to understand Oh mother Father Do you wanna bang heads with me Do you wanna feel everything Oh father Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till you're bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's Yeah Not about to see your light But if you wanna find hell with me I ca

Lisa Loeb - Stay(i Missed You)
You say I only hear what I want to You say I talk so all the time so And I thought what I felt was simple And I thought that I don't belong And now that I am leaving Now I know that I did something wrong 'cause I missed you Yeah yeah, I missed you You say I only hear what I want to: I don't listen hard, don't pay attention to the distance that you're running To anyone, anywhere I don't understand if you really care, I'm only hearing negative Know, know, know that So I, I turned the radio on, I turned the radio up (turn the radio) And this woman was singing my song: Lover's in love and the other's run away Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay Some of us hover when we weep for the other who was Dying since the day they were born Well, well, this is not that I think that I'm throwing, but I'm thrown And I thought I'd live forever, but now I'm not so sure You try to tell me that I'm clever That won't take me anyhow, or anywhere with you You said tha

Redeemer By Marilyn Manson
The hunger inside given to me, makes me what I am Always it is calling me, for the blood of man They say I cannot be this, I am jaded, hiding from the day. I can't bare, I cannot tame the hunger in me Oh, I say I did it always searching, you can't fuck with fate. So instead you'll taste my pain. The hunger inside given to me, makes me feel alive. Always out stalking prey, in the dark I hide. Feeling, falling, hating, feel like I am fading, hating life. They say I cannot be this, I am jaded, hiding from the day. I can't bare, I cannot tame the hunger in me... Oh, I say I did it always searching, you can't fuck with fate. So instead you'll taste my pain. You say your life I'm taking, always bothering me, I can't take this anymore, I'm failing, always smothering me You look down on me, hey what you see, take this gift from me, you will soon feed from me. Nothing seems exciting, always the same hiding It's haunting me. It's haunting me. It's haunting m

I Like Being Whipped!
1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? All the time, but honestly I think about going the blonde/pink combo hair like Jess from Rock of Love 2. Does a kiss make you feel better? Depends...mostly I get the kiss off 3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? No...but once in my bathroom on the toliet 4 Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before 5.What did you do today? worked, cried 7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? when I was 16 10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? permanent...I wanna give all my love to someone and have a family and babies...I am so Leave it to Beaver sometimes... 11. What is your favorite sport? Wrestling 12. What color is your shower curtain? green...hate it 13. Have you ever had stitches? yes, from surgury 14. How long ago did you hug someone? tonight 15. Did you believe that boys/girls had coo

Im Not Suppose To Love You Anymore By Bryan White
We agreed that it was over Now the lines have all been drawn The vows we made began to fade But now theyre gone Put your picture in the shoebox And my gold ring in the drawer Im not supposed to love you anymore Now sherri said shes jealous Of this freedom that Ive found If she were me she would be Out on the town And she says she cant imagine What on earth Im waiting for Im not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldnt care or wonder where And how you are But I cant hide this hurt inside my broken heart Im fighting back emotions that ive Never fought before cause Im not supposed to love you anymore Now Im writing you this letter And its killing me tonight That I agreed when you believed It wasnt right And I couldnt sleep up on the bed So Im down here on the floor Where Im not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldnt care or wonder where And how you are But I cant hide this hurt inside my Broken heart Im fighting back emotions that ive Never fo

Ok Here I Go
I SEE I HAVE 2 PUT SUM PPL IN THEIR PLACE ABOUT THINGS I AM BORN A CATHOLIC BC I WAS BAPTIZED IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH N IM A WICCAN BC MY MOM IS ONE N SO ARE THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY. THO SUM HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON IT N HAVE CONVERTED N SUCH IM HALF CATHOLIC N WICCAN DEAL WITH IT. IM NOT A WITCH THAT U SEE ON TV I DONT TWITCH MY NOSE N IM NOT A CHICK FROM CHARMED. I HAVE MY OWN WAYS OF DOING THINGS ....RESPECT... I DONT CALL ON THE FOUR CORNERS LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIE....STOP RELYING ON MOVIES LIKE THE CRAFT TO GENERALIZE WITCHES N WICCANS SIGHS LOVE U MY FRIENDS N FAMILY IDIOTS BEGONE TESS

My Heart Bleeds..
My heart bleeds, and sometimes I think it will never stop. It's so scared and bruised and torn, and it happened so much that I don't think it's gonna heal anymore. My dream dried up, and I long for my passion to return... I am begging, pleading for all this hurt inside to stop. When is it gonna end?

A Cop And A Little Girl
a cop and a little girl A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the DICK goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The ne

The Road Down
Chapter 1 A normal life I dont have a story to tell. There is not great tragedy in my life. At least not one that stands out from anyone else's. Sure there was once a woman. She meant more to me than any other. I cherished her. But to say that I treated her as such would be a lie. I always believed she was beautiful. I felt it. Until the day I die I will believe she is, rather, was my soulmate. But she is the past now. Now I am every man. I live alone. I am the guy next door. I have a few friends. I rarely get to see them tho because of the hours I work. You see, I work the night shift. Lets just say I work as technical support for an internet company. Its rather boring so I wont deluge you with the details. Life is simple there. I come in, I answer phones and varying degrees of difficult questions. It is the drive to work that I love, however. Its roughly a forty-five minute drive from my home to the office. Oh, but how I love that drive. Its starts jus

Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hanging On
ITS TO EARLY FOR HARD ROCK SO HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS INSTEAD :D Set me free why don't cha babe Get out of my life why don't cha babe 'cause you don't really love me You just keep me hangin'on Set me free why don't cha babe Get out of my life why don't cha babe You don't really need me But you keep me hangin'on Why do you keep a comin' around Playing with my heart Why don't cha get out of my life And let me make a brand new start Let me get over you The way you've gotten over me yeah You say although we broke up You still just wanna be friends But how can we still be friends When seeing you only breaks my heart again Get out, get out of my life And let me sleep at night 'Cos you don't really love me You just keep me hangin'on You say you still care for me But your heart and soul needs to be free And now that you've got your freedom You wanna still hold on to me You don't want me for yourself So let me find somebody else Why don't

Smoking Condoms
SMOKING CONDOMS Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

Silverstein - My Heroine
hehe for the people that went to the show this weekend :D The drugs begin to peak A smile of joy arrives in me But sedation changes to panic and nausea And breath starts to shorten And heartbeats pound softer You won't try to save me You just want to hurt me And leave me desperate You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine You won't leave me alone Chisel my heart out of stone I give in everytime You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine I bet you laugh At the thought of me thinking for myself I bet you believe That I'm better off with you then someone else Your face arrives again A hope I had becomes surreal But under your covers More torture then pleasure And just past your lips There's more anger then laughte

Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad!
Man walks along the railroad track He's Goin' some place, there's no turnin' back The Highway Patrol chopper comin' up over the ridge Man sleeps by a campfire under the bridge The shelter line stretchin' around the corner Welcome to the New World Order Families sleepin' in their cars out in the Southwest No job, no home, no peace, no rest, NO REST! And The highway is alive tonight Nobody's foolin' nobody is to where it goes I'm sitting down here in the campfire light Searchin' for the Ghost of Tom Joad He pulls his prayer book out of a sleepin' bag The preacher lights up a butt and takes a drag He's waitin' for the time when the last shall be first and the first shall be last In a cardboard box 'neath the underpass With a one way ticket to the promised land With a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand Lookin' for a pillow of solid rock Bathin' in the cities' aqueducts And The highway is alive tonight Nobody's foolin' nobody is to where it goes I'm sittin

Apart
Waking up to feel your soft lips all over me.. Only to find it was just a dream.. Feeling your body next to mine Sharing secrets of the nite.. Now lay restlessley next to me.. Shared only by the mornin light.. Missing your arms that held me tight, in the middle of the night holding hands as we sleep.. god give me strength for these memories that i keep...

Life's Lessons
Never let your gaurd down Never let it through For if you let your gaurd down You'll wind up forever blue. Day and night Alone you'll live With the children He left you with But when all is said and done You'll find yourself the only one Around. To clean and cook, shop and spend, Oh! The challenges never end!! But still you'll sleep Just like me Alone at night- You too will weep- And ponder how it was You ended up here In this place Not that you won't Thank God/Goddess for this grace, But calling out HIS name inside You still want to run and hide Because the pain Is still so new So Fresh So much a part of you.

Shaving..
ahhh! just got out of the shower,and clean,and shaved.what can I say! it sucks to have to shave all the time, but I LOVE the results!!! its SO worth it! I love the feel of my skin after and the smell the the shaving lotion!I just can't stop touching the so smooth skin!ummmmmmmmmmm! of course you have to go through the pricklys in a few days but even if I got my hair perminitly removed I dont know if I would because I love that"just shaved feeling!"i wonder who first thought of shaving? what woman i wonder is the first person to shave? I can understand where shaving "down south"would come in,but I wonder who thought of shaving legs and if legs why not arms? THANK HEAVENS I have never had to shave my arms!!!:)hehe!anyway,I will stop this wierd blog! after all it's only skin deep!p.s will get back to touching my silky smoothness.:)

The Preacher
he stood on the stage where the podium was and stood behind it his church full of brothers and sisters of his congregation..he smiled biggly (yes thats a word) lol. and spoke these words: "Brothers and Sisteres, little ones of all ages, God!!!! everyone jumped! did not bring us here to talk about our sins...someone yelled out an Amen! he brought us here today to be with his Hollllllyyy FAMILY! all jumped again. he was seeing who he thought was innocent, not guilty of sin..and he smiled. he strode across the stage with a gait of pride in his congregation and then stopped and pointed at a young man....SON! the boy nearly flew out of his seat as all chuckled....y-y-yes sir? You sinned last night did you not? The boy paled as his parent looked at him with their mouths on the floor their little boy had sinned?OMG!!! Tell us what you did my son? the boy blushed and sasid well last night mom and dad were in the shower i heard he moaning and dad too..so iwent to investigate..i took the

The Twenty Year Road To Newbie Creek.
Where to start? Jesus, this screen name comes from a time when most computer users still remembered the days when computer programs were stored on plain audio cassettes. Kurt Cobain was still alive back then. He would be for quite some time. So yeah, it's been that long. I have seen communities come and go, watched mighty internet empires fall, and gotten in flame wars with people from all walks of life. In that, I lived the life of an internet Hermit, only rarely checking with a few friends or posting to a Livejournal. The drama had eaten my spirit. I have come full circle. I am trying to be social again in new environments. My first time online was in the mid 1980s, and twenty years later I feel again like some n00b.

Friends With Benefits
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it

Abchanchu
Abchanchu: Bolivian Vampire The abchanhu pretends to be a kindly old man who loses his way. His well-meaning helpful victims are either stricken with a fatal disease or are sucked dry of their blood while they are asleep.

To Lookin The Mirror
To look in the mirror* *To look in the mirror* *By Eric Ethan* *Take my hand and let’s walk to see the mirror I put you in front of the mirror, what do you see? When I put in front of old fashion standing mirror I see a beautiful lady that is a darn right sexy friend to me The mirror is missing that something to reflect Is that inside you a mirror that can’t detect A kind hearted women that has a heart of gold A angel that has the coolest hugs that make the day good You are a mother , a grandma with the coolest love in your heart for them* *A friend with the kindest heart that I trust* *A friend that make s me feel comfortable* *That s

Inro To The Black Cauldron
When we are young, we are told fairy tales - about evil witches, mostly older women, and wishes that lead to disaster; about magic gone wrong and full of dire warnings to not stray from the straight and narrow or else terrible things will happen. These things sink into a young child's neurology and there they stay, and there they sleep, and there they wait until the moment comes when an adult might want to make a wish, but all of sudden and seemingly from nowhere, there's fear. There's doubt. There's confusion. Bad things happen when you make a wish ... don't trust that genie in the bottle ... magic leads to no good in the end ... And that's a magic reversal in action, old programming that is just the same as brain washing or cult control, but here the cult is the Spanish Inquisition, reaching across the ages through the medium of fairy tales and affecting people in their millions, still here and right now. You are a free people with the ability to think outside the box you mak the

A Moment Like This
If I told you it was all meant to be, Would you believe me Would you agree It's almost that feeling that we met before So tell me that you don't think I'm crazy When I tell you love has come here and now A moment like this Some people wait a lifetime For a moment like this Some people search forever For that one special kiss Oh I can't believe it's happening to me Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. Everything changes but beauty remains Something so tender I can't explain Well I may be dreaming but till I awake Can we make this dream last forever And I'll cherish all the love we share A moment like this Some people wait a lifetime For a moment like this Some people search forever For that one special kiss Oh I can't believe it's happening to me Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this Could this be the greatest love of all I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall So let me tell you this Some people wait a lifetime

When I Think About Angels
Why does the color of my coffee match your eyes? Why do I see you when a stranger passes by? I swear I hear you in the whisper of the wind I feel you when the sun is dancin' on my skin And, when it's raining You won't find me complainin', 'cause... (Chorus:) When I think about rain I think about singing When I think about singing It's a heavenly tune When I think about Heaven Then I think about angels When I think about angels I think about you The taste of sugar sure reminds me of your kiss I like the way that they both linger on my lips Kisses remind me of a field of butterflies Must be the way my heart is fluttering inside Beautiful distraction You make ev'ry thought a chain reaction (Repeat chorus) (Bridge:) Anywhere I go Anything I do Ev'rything around me, baby Makes me think of you

Sorry To All My Friends And Fans. I Do Normally Come On Here...
To Blog or Stash things. Lately I am not feeling good, am I sick or heart-broken? The latter is true why do I always get involved with a Man and they turn around and hurt me one way to 2,000,000 ways. Dating on the Net hasn't worked for me, if it does for others you are blessed. For the last 7 years there has been a few guys that have said they will come to meet me, long story short they haven't. Do you know how a wine glass shatters and it makes that tinkling sound. Each time a guy builds me up with their loving typing, phone calls and e-mailing. I was letting Fate to show me who would love me no matter what and would be with me until the day this Angel leaves this Plane for the next. Yes, part of my enlarge heart is starting to break, this is why I don't come on here mostly or it is my Son playing Halo3 on-line. Sometimes I wish I could feel no emotion cause these guys show me no emotions...

Movie Review: Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
This is the third film based on the series of books by JK Rowling. Plot: Harry and crew try to protect Hogswart from the murderer Sirius Black. Likes: A lot of character development for the main characters.; The storyline has a good mystery.; The actors seem very comfortable in playing their parts. Dislikes: The film has a slow pace at times.; The action scenes are too far and few between. Rated PG for mild language and scary creatures. Kid's Caution: Not as bad as HP2, but could scare very young children. I give it 2 1/2 stars. The pace of the storyline is too slow to make it a good film.

Read This B4 Friends Request
i thought putting up pictures of my future engagement ring... and my boyfriend and i together would mean people would understand i'm not single... but apparently i have to come right out and say it I'M NOT SINGLE. im on here to meet new friends and networking contacts. i have no desires or intentions that go beyond friendship. if you feel the same way, hit me up. if you don't... please move along. besides... i'm probably not your type anyway. i'm super high maintenance ;)

Musica Nocturna: M4ch1n35p34k V1.0 Playlist 11/11/07
A7IE - The Cage (X-Mix by X-Fusion) SKINNY PUPPY - PolitikiL TAU FACTOR - Motionless (Stasis Remix by PreEmptive Strike 0.1) NOIZ + ZILENTH - Immortal AGONOIZE - A Crippled Mind VIRTUAL EMBRACE - The Game ANGELS ON ACID - Nowhere To Run NOISUF-X - Orgasm ADAM - The Perfect Day To Die FGFC820 - Society SPINEFLESH - Destructive Logik X-RX - Drugs & Violence ALTER DER RUINE - Duck & Cover TERRORFAKT - Crown of Thorns FABRIKC - X3 KRIMINAL MINDS - You Are Nothing PSYCLON NINE - Better Than Suicide TYSKE LUDDER - Canossa (Noisex Zechedesschlafendenhundes Remix) NACHTMAHR - Deus Ex Machina GRENDEL - New Flesh GOD MODULE - False Pretense COMBICHRIST - This Shit Will Fuck You Up MENTICIDE - Painkiller DIE SEKTOR - When Porcelain Bleeds CONTAMINANT - Misleader ENDIF - Crackpipe ESA - Devoted Contortions (Scrap.edx Remix) KIEW - Exit FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY - Plasticity SCHALLFAKTOR - Zukunft THE RETROSIC - The Lucky Ones FUNKER VOGT - Tragic Hero (Haat Klapp Mix) DOL

Apologize
I'm holding on a rope Got me 10 feet off the ground I'm hearin' what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me then you go and cut me down But wait You tell me that you're sorry didn't think I'd turn around and say: That it's too late to apologize Too late Said it's too late to apologize Too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you I need you like a heart needs a beat, it's nothing new Yeah I loved you with a fire red now it's turning blue And you say Sorry lord, the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize Too late Said it's too late to apologize Too late I'm holding on a rope Got me 10 feet off the ground

Could I Have This Kiss Forever
Over and over I look in your eyes You are all I desire You have captured me I want to hold you I want to be close to you I never want to let go I wish that this night would never end I need to know Could I have this kiss for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever Over and over I've dreamed of this night Now you're here by my side You are next to me I want to hold you and touch you taste you And make you want no one but me I wish that this kiss could never end Oh baby please Could I hold you for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever I don't want any n

Elton John - Something About The Way You Look Tonight
say what ya want i love elton There was a time I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sun I need to tell you How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bay And I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonight With a smile You pull the deepest secrets from my heart In all honesty I'm speechless and I don't know where to start

Survey#1
This is for your entire life! Copy into a new email. () Smoked a cigarette (x) Drank so much you threw up (x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back () Been arrested (X) Gone on a blind date (x) Skipped school (x) Watched someone die (x) Been to Canada (x) Been to Mexico () Been to Florida (x) Been on a plane (x) Been lost (x) Been on the opposite side of the country () Gone to Washington , DC (x) Swam in the ocean (x) Felt like dying () Cried yourself to sleep (x) Played cops and robbers () Recently colored with crayons () Sang karaoke (X) Paid for a meal with only change (x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (x) Made prank phone calls (x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (x) Danced in the rain (x) Written a letter to Santa Claus (x) Been kissed under the mistletoe (x) Watched the sunrise with someone you care about (x) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfi

Casting With Dried Botanicals
Dried botanicals are frequently sold already chopped up, cut or powdered. As this frequently needs to be done before spell-casting, purchasing botanicals in this form can be a real time and effort saver- with one caveat. Leaves and blossoms, even chopped, often remain easily distinguishable. Peppermint doesn't doesn't smell like vervain or hibiscus, for instance. Roots, on the other hand, often the most magically potent part of a plant, once chopped or powdered, are fairly indistinguishable from each other. It is not uncommon for unethical or ignorant vendors to substitute one root for another. If you are looking for a distinct root, say High John the Conqueror, for whom this is a common problem, buy the whole root and grind and powder it yourself, even though this can be difficult. It is the only way to guarantee that you are receiving what you want, the only way to maintain control over what may be a pivotal ingredient. Familiarize yourself with botanicals. Know what they should look

Fragrance Oils
Because real essential oils are extracted via expensive, labor-intensive, time-consuming processes, synthetics are often substituted. If an essential oil is too reasonably priced, be cautious. Often we do get what we pay for. Labeling is not always clear and manufacturer's terms may be meant very loosely. Essential oils cannot be obtained from every botanical. There is no such thing as cherry or cucumber or apple essential oil. Furthermore, essential oils must be derived, by definition, from botanical material. There is no such product as essential oil of rain, although products exist that reproduce the fragrance of a rainy day. Invariably, these products are crafted from synthetic materials, known as fragrance oils, the staples of the perfume industry. Some are real dead ringers for the genuine material and can fool many an expert. However, because no plant material is actually contained, fragrance oils lack true, complete magical power. That said, sometimes, especially for candle

Goofy
- The snack machine downstairs has brail on the key pad, how do blind people know what they are getting...the brail indicates the numbers on the pad, not the snack in each slot....it boogles my mind... - I do not vote...voting is a tool of the government...plus the last guy that was elected has given the American people the worse 8 years of dickings...EVER!! - I tend to procrastinate...alot...like right now, I need to be doing homework...still working on that... - I sometimes feel as if the world is out to get me... - I think "pop country" really does suck...too manufactured for me...Thanks Hank III.... - I wish my hair would get back long again....I like having long hair...but the process kills me... - I have actually tried posting this blog like 3 times, my computer makes me out to be a fuck-up... - Why the hell does everyone deep fry things now-a-days??? Come on, who in their right mind wants a deep fried twinkie??? That fucker is full of calories and disgusting

Time And Life And Love
I never realised how much time has passed, since my baby was born. She was such a tiny thing. I remember that I could hold her in one hand. Then a little time has passed, and allison was born, she was as small. My heart belonged to these little girls. I thought my life was full complete and couldn't get any better. 2 years after allison was born, along came abby. My world was rocked again.. How can one man be so blessed............. My marriage failed while I was in germany.....my life ended. I waundered through the rest of 90's. I had no direction. I met Guen and was reborn....My life had meaning.............I found a new life and the son I always wanted...........life is good again. Time found me love.......... A soldier lost in the world........... Lex "WolvesBane" Whiting

Seek Not My Heart
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

On Special Night
As I sit here gazing out the window, Instead of working, I’m daydreaming of you... And wondering if while you’re in your own world, You’re thinking of me too. I reminisce about the day we met and how you made me feel, Looking at the glowing smile on your face, Staring into your dreamy blue eyes, Your smell, your touch, your warm embrace What a special night that was... And now, I’m starting to feel that warmth inside, Like nothing or no one else can make me feel... Butterflies, a constant smile, happy thoughts, Looking forward to the next time we meet. What lies ahead, down the road to love? Can it possibly be what I’ve been hoping for? All my goals, dreams, passions, hopes... Glaring now before me with great anticipation. No one knows what tomorrow brings... One can only wish and believe... I have abounding faith that God will take care of me, And bring the right person into my life. Could it be you? Time will tell... I feel a special bond starting b

Just About Me
As everybody know that I'm going to be turning 29 this year and it makes me think back at my life how it was. I went through a lot for a young age. Sure we all do but what make me different nothing I'm like you only just me. After H. S. I went to college for 2 months during that time I met someone online I never had a boyfriend and never went out on a date we met each other in person I thought it was love at first sight (HA now thinking about it) I ended up moving in with him if I remember 2nd or 3rd date I kick myself out of my mom's and step dad house because I was 18 wanting to live a life (Boy was I wrong) I ended up pregnant, married and living an abusive life with this man. We never had a stabled life I be always moving every year so he wouldn't have to pay the rent on what he owes or something like that. I was never able to have any money I could never go shopping by myself also when I worked I could never keep the money or shop with my money I had made. After the 3rd year of ou

Reconciliation
RECONCILIATION Living is experiencing both paths of life— Peace and turmoil, right and wrong, together and alone. Wisdom is knowing why— so we can see the difference and finally find the hidden path between, where things rejoin. We get our share of bruises searching for this simple truth; as it is revealed to us when we don’t understand, loitering and lost, deaf and blind. When we do wake up to knowing who we are, we start our real journey— putting back together all the things we took apart.

Ex's - Why Can’t They Just Go Away?
I'm SO tired of my name coming out of individuals mouths who say they wouldn't piss in my mouth with gasoline if I was on fire! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND ARE SICK OF ME, THEN LEAVE ME THE F*K ALONE AND KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! I could give a damn less what or who they do as long as it doesn't involve my kids. I'm tired of it getting people involved that should never have been, such as family and Jaycees. Certain people need to grow up and move on with their lives. If they have nothing better to do than talk about me all the time, then they sure have one pathetic life!

Childern Cry
children cry in terror strong nothing is right everything is wrong fear like a moth in their eyes eternal sadness as their world dies too young to know why everything is a terrible lie they saw their hopes wither and burn and still the hands of time turn rage crushes their souls in its fist dispair drips its venom into their midst hope twists slowly to scorn madness in their eyes is born fate is a cruel master purity dying just a little faster

A Table Set For Two
Candles flicker softly on a table set for two, There's no one on the earth tonight except for me and you. A nice romantic dinner and a bottle of chilled wine, And we are here together in a moment stopped in time. A love so few have ever known and this is its birth night, Alone within our little world, you and I and candlelight. So soon we will set free the feelings that we want to share. And I am held here spellbound by your laughter in the air. Thoughts of love like falling leaves, Swirling in the autumn breeze, Flow in our minds and in our eyes, A tender look and longing sighs, We touch and as the fire starts, That we have kindled in our hearts, We kiss and hear the angels sing, As heavens gift to me you bring, No more to live my life alone, And in your soul I found my home, At peace within your loving arms, Captivated by your charms, And happily I'd die for you, Here at this table set for two.

Villany And Heroism
have you ever noticed the sweet irony of life? in my turn i have been the virgin, the whore, the hero, the villain, the devil, the saint, the pusher, the junkie, the strong one, the coward, loved and hated. the irony of this is that, from each i learned the same thing, the strong survive the weak perish. but not in some crazy freudian way. just in that if you are not strong of spirit you will fall to the wayside as time and tide move forward. as many of you know i am definately strong, but sometimes i think i have gotten too strong, too confident, too heedless of my surroundings, i always make it, and i always survive, but at what cost, family, friends, love... i know i am loved (spare me the emphatic agreements all;) ) but how much of MY capacity to love have i cut away, how much humanity did i give up to get where i am....in the end i realize one simple fact... to quote a favorite villain of mine, I AM THE VILLAIN OF THIS STORY.... Shadow

You Are Poetry
You come outside To view the faint sunset Light bewildered by trees Shines through quietly You glide your soft auburn hair Perched behind your ear And in this moment I feel at home Beneath the interior You are my humble abode... Your company is soothing Calming and reassuring Inside, the wind chimes ring You saunter and my hearts sings Bit by bit I begin to recognize The enchanting glow in your subtle eyes Hidden in all abstract paintings It’s you; what all artists see You are poetry...

A Rose That Once Stood Alone
A solitary rose grew in the darkest corner of the garden Surrounded by many others Yet remained alone Time passed and trials came and went One dealt a severe blow And the rose began to wilt and wither Forgotten... Then... as if by a miracle... There came a soft and gentle breeze Followed by a ray of light As all the other roses fell into darkness The solitary rose began to shine Shining with a special light... And watered by a gentle cascade... A cascade of love A cascade of selfless affection "I do... not now but forever..." Said the rose to the sunlight And there they remain A rose in full bloom With her sunshine smiling down on her... You are my sunshine, my life, my very soul And I your rose blooming in the light of your love.

Grilling The Wife....
Grilling the wife A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill. " She says nothing and ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

What To Do
So I decide this year to get people together for my birthday and the closer it gets to the shindig, the more I am regretting inviting one specific person. A lot of it has to do with this person being a 2-faced bitch and talking shit about me to other friends and co-workers. I, of course, am not supposed to know what's been going on but I do. I can't help it if people are telling me things. I usually am just minding my own business since I am sick of drama shit. I don't know what to do. I can only ignore so much of it before I have enough and tell this bitch off. Should I somehow dis-invite her, like tell her I cancelled it or just let her come and see how it goes? Here's the thing, I know I will be drinking, but to what extent, I don't know. Drinking is like a truth syrum for me so I'm afraid I may say something to her while there. God, she just needs to move back to South Carolina and get out of all of our lives, that 2-faced, backstabbing, wench.

Craig Cardiff - You're The One
This song is just beautiful, I can't get over it. If you wanna make my heart melt, something like this would definitely do it. [Had to repost this to get the right song code in] Dirty old town, dirty old town They got all your little problems clearly written down But you don’t even know, you can’t even see And oh the butterfly that you’re gonna be Or the butterfly that you are becoming All the roads and all the miles But hair grows grey and I stay white Fall into bed, turn out the light Fall asleep, Inside You’re the one You’re the one You’re the one Hearts grow into hearts until hearts become one But you’re the one, You’re the one You’re the one I carry your heart in my heart sung with every song But you’re the one You’re the one Poised with grace in this poison place And how you’ve ever managed to keep it off your face But you don’t even know and can’t even see And oh the butterfly that you’re gonna be Or the butterfly that you are becoming Dirty

Seeking Donations To Improve
Subject: Donations A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. So we are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon."

Getting A Head With Hillary
Subject: FW: It's all in the spin ...... stand-by !!!!!!!!!!! Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: 'Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' Judy e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch: 'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Mo ntana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted seve

Battle Of Leyte Gulf
Battle Of Leyte Gulf The largest and greatest naval battle ever fought! A milestone in naval and military history! The story of the Battle of Leyte Gulf is not just a tale of hundreds of ships and hundreds of thousands of men. It is a story of a group of extraordinary individuals who held important American command positions. Here is the brief story of some of these people. The Beginning Important historic events involved some of these men during and after the ravaging defeat by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. One of these men was Commander Clifton A. F. Sprague. He rose to the rank of Rear Admiral and became the hero of the Battle of Leyte Gulf when he lead his outgunned and outnumbered force to fight back against the best surface ships the Imperial Japanese Navy had. The heroism of Sprague and the other men of his command stopped the Japanese in their tracks and saved the American invasion of the Philippines. The second person who played a decisive role

Can You Please Hlp Out 4 A Friend
PLEASE HELP A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE OUT I have a really good friend in a giveaway for a 3 month vip. She need 25,000 comments by Nov 28. Which is 2 days B4 her birthday. I would love to see her get this VIP b4 her birthday. If any of my friend/family/or fans can spare a rate and a comment or 2 it would really be appreciated..the more the better. If any of you would like a morph or a custom pic made for you for helping all you have to do is leave some comments and then send me a shout or fumail me. Saying you did so. Tracey (aka Lickety Split) will make you one of her creations or I can make you a morph. For one of her pics you need to leave atleast 30 comments, for a morph you would need to leave atleast 50 comments. When you finish leaving them please send me a shout so I will Know....We both do return the love, even if you just stop over and rate and comment a couple. Thanks in advance for all your help Fran Just click the pic and go and show her some love

For You
Every word I get from you, stops my heart. With every day I get closer to you. You mean the world to me, just letting you know. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think of you. You're not just another face in the crowd. You hold my heart in your hands. You are not a noone to me. You are becoming a major part of my world. The one that takes over my heart and soul. I love you. You mean the world to me, just letting you know. This is what you mean to me.

A Colection
of my favourite poetry What is this life if full of care We have no time to stand and stare? No time to stand beneath the boughs And stare as long as sheep, or cows. No time to see, when woods we pass, Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass. No time to see, in broad daylight, Streams full of stars, like skies at night. No time to turn at Beauty's glance, And watch her feet, how they can dance. No time to wait till her mouth can Enrich that smile her eyes began. A poor life this, if full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. William Henry Davies 1871 - 1940 W. H. Auden Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,

Battle Of Sicily
Battle Of Sicily The landings took place in extremely strong wind, which made the landings difficult but also ensured the element of surprise. Landings were made on the southern and eastern coasts of the island, with the British forces in the east and the Americans towards the west. Four airborne drops were carried out just after midnight on the night of the 9 July-10 July, as part of the invasion, two British, two American. The American paratroopers consisted largely of the 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, making their first combat drop. The strong winds caused aircraft to go off course and scattered them widely; the result was around half the U.S. paratroopers failed to reach their rallying points. British glider-landed troops fared little better; only 1 out of 12 gliders landing on target, many crashing at sea. Nevertheless, the scattered airborne troops maximized their opportunities, attacking patrols and creating confusion wherever possible. The sea

15 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, November 15: Starting your day with too much coffee doesn't ensure a job well done, -- it does, however ensure that you're incessant nervous chatting will seriously get on the nerves of everyone within earshot.

News
ON 11/2/2007; Nowakowski Statement on the Student Protest Disruption at Morton West In response to the November 1st student protest disruption of classes at Morton West, Morton High School District 201 Superintendent Ben Nowakowski released the following statement: At 10:45 am on Thursday, November 1, I was notified that approximately 35 students had staged a sit-in protest of the War in Iraq at the Morton West High School cafeteria. Upon my arrival at the West campus, the students were informed by school administration and Berwyn Police that their actions constituted a disruption to the school day. They were afforded the opportunity to take their protest outside where they would not be impeding the educational process and, if they did so, the would face no disciplinary action. Several members of the group elected to return to their classes. Other members of the group locked arms and refused to move from their location. The rest of the Morton West student body was held in

Just Something About The Signs...i Am A Scorpio
CANCER - The Coolest mutha fucka ull ever meet. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock You The Fuck Out. Great In Bed. *2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Superior Sexual Partner (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. *24 years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down

On The Road...sort Of...
Well, we left P.A. just after 5pm and arrived in S'Toon approx. 6:40pm. We made pretty good time considering the roads are a tad bit icy and the traffic was uncooperative (everyone seemed to either be a) in a tremendous hurry when oncoming traffic; or b) painfully slow when traveling in the same lane as us. The hotel is rather sweet. **grinz** Two rooms, so we're doubling up. Two words: Complimentary Breakfast! And...even better...WIRELESS INTERNET!!!! **squeees** This is going to be a great weekend...even if it does involve 12 hour shifts and sleeping in a bed that isn't my own. Will miss hubby terribly, though. T_T Ate at a nice restaurant...stuffed ourselves on kalamari and lasagna. Yum yum! I'm taking advantage of the quiet evening and just relaxing 'cause I know for a fact that tomorrow is going to be insane. @.@ All I'm going to want to do is sleep when we get back to the hotel. **laughs** Though I'm treating this as a working holiday, I can't help but

Does Anybody Know The True Meaning Of Hurt And Love
Does anybody know the True meaning of Hurt and Love Have you ever been rejected by anyone you love? Have you ever hated someone you love and it's hard to really hate them? Have you ever been hurt by someone you love? Have you ever felt like why are you on this Earth why are you here or what's your purpose for? Ever felt like nothing is going right in life? Is your mind always turning hundred miles per hour? Also if our lives sucks are we being puinish by God? This is me and that's how I feel most of the time. All this questions is for family members you knew your whole life no friends or boyfriends nor husbands involved. just realtives. I got hurt by two people my daughter and her grandma. I'm not going in to details but if you would like to know you have to know me first I mean really know me a few people on my friends list knows what I'm going through right now and they will always be there for me no matter what. I do live a happy marriage I can't complain about that I love my hu

Well, It's The Weekend
well, this week flew by quite fast for me. Maybe cause I been sick and have laid around all week having no energy with fevers and chills. Either way it is here and the contest is almost over. I am no where near first. DUH! What was I thinking joining a contest? No one wants to see flabby old boobs~! They want perky young boob~! Oh, well, I tried. Gotta have umph to at least post these old flabby boobs, I guess. I was really hoping to get 100 votes but I see I got none since yesterday when I asked some guys. No one is randomly voting in this contest. I did go and leave a comment for all the girls so I was good. I wished everyone good luck. I played fair...unlike some I heard about. But we'll not go there. I have a clean conscience. I enjoyed it for the most part. I feel like if I wasn't sick I could have spent a little more time on the computer 'pimping' out and getting more votes. I am not sure I will ever enter another contest...but who knows till the time comes?!?!

Here Is Some Heavier Stuff
Rob zombie Music Video:LIVING DEAD GIRL (by Rob Zombie)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Marilyn Manson Music Video:THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (by Marilyn Manson)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Black Sabbath Music Video: Paranoid by (Black Sabbath) Music Video C

[girls]
Beat: Johnta Austin ft UNK - Video Instrumental uh huh It's ya girl M E to the M M O uh huh let's go uh huh let's go come on I see this girl yupp yupp she hot I see this girl yupp yupp she's got the TTP but I think she's not into girls but I still think she's hot though I've seen this girl around before I've seen this girl yupp yupp I adore the way she dress yupp yupp I need more of this girl yupp yupp makes me soar those others girls can't help but ignore you see this girl makes the world her dance floor she shakes her junk yupp her trunk makes me *whoa* I gotta get that girl through my door gotta get her in my bed and explore every inch of her body and more wanna go deep to the ocean floor like it up make her for scream more make her cry and beg for that "O" take my time treat her like princess yeah for sure treat her right yupp yupp I concure (who's that?) Then I wake up my dream where'd she go`? I gotta see that girl yet

Fuck...and Other Random Words
Okay so work is goin pretty gooooooood. Weldin always rocks and all that good stuff. Gettin to play blacksmith a little bit too, heatin up metal and bangin it into different shapes and whatnot. Ummmmmmmm........lets seeeeee.........Spanksgiving is comin up (I totally called it spanksgiving instead of thanksgiving GOD I am funny). Lets seeeee ya'll should TOTALLY go check out Miss Laynas page cause she kicks ass and is beautiful beyond words. She could beat YOU up I am pretty sure. Yea you....no not you the.....yea YOU yea. Okay so um, I wanna buy my buddys car cause it rocks but I duno if I will or not. I also want a new truck.........OH and I am thinkin about buyin a Glock handgun but I dunno what caliber. I am thinkin .40, .45, OR .357. Gotta think about it all and whatnot. Okay so I need sex, that would be nice and....uuuuuuum......I recently found out that magnums fit way better than normal sized condoms which....well kinda hurt and they where a pain to put on and.....a pain to tak

Nine Inch Nails - That's What I Get (1990 Live)
Live Nine Inch Nails From There Live Hate Tour in 1990. Just when everything was making sense. You took away all my self-confidence. Now all that I've been hearing must be true. I guess I'm not the only boy for you. [Chorus:] That's what I get That's what I get That's what I get That's what I get How could you turn me into this? After you just taught me how to kiss...you. I told you I'd never say goodbye. Now I'm slipping on the tears you made me cry. But...[Chorus] Why does it come as a surprise. to think that I was so naive. maybe didn't mean that much. but it meant everything to me. [Chorus]

Unattainable Love
First meeting, within an instant You have me, I'm yours. Our eyes catch and my stomach flutters, But you wear your mask so well. Time passes with more glances. Leaving me to fall helplessly, Hoping you will catch me with your arms. But still a statue you remain, unmoved and grounded. My heart is finally consumed by you, Given freely by my choice. Anxiously I await to hear your voice, But your silence echoes within my soul. Broken now as the moments linger, Confused, my mind aches from flooded thought. Why must I always fall for the statuesque? For that unattainable love.

Truth
If i look in my heart If I look in my soul if i look in my mind theres only one goal every thought that goes through my mind all the blood pumping through my heart all the tears cried by my eyes tell me we should never be apart every second of everyday and all the time in between I feel within my heart that on m, you can always lean you are the one person that makes me feels this way you are the only one who i think of night and day no one else can make me hurt no one else can make me smile the way you can yet I love you all the while I love to see your face or the sparkle of your eyes or wipe the tears you cry just know that forever I'm willing to be apart of every remaining second of your life In hope you'll hold me within your heart Ive never felt such power this is within this urge this urge to tell youll love you and to see what will emerge on day can we try to make it together again? one day can we cuddle and you get rid of all the pain? only the

Sleep
Close your eyes and come to me, Drift into the dark, Search for something meaningful, Ignite that fatal spark. Steal my breath away from me, Crawl into my veins, Take me from this waking world, Free me from these chains. Lay within the dreaming world, Whisper in my ear, Tell me what you crave from me, Wipe away all fear. Sleep my love and come to me, Kiss the world good-bye, Fall into my waiting arms, We'll spread our wings to fly. One day when you just let go, A dream won't be required, To find me waiting by your side, Like always you've desired.

This Life
This life is a rollercoaster- makes you scream and laugh out loud at the same time. Everything is moving too fast, and I'm losing control... ... closing my eyes, catching pieces of dreams colored like butterflies. This life's not as it seems- there's a snake in every field a secret behind every smile. This life's a cocktail of mixed emotions- bitter- sweet with sugar and salt. Skeletons in the closets dance to the symphony on replay, written with lies. This life is a merry-go-round - makes you sick right from the beginning. I shiver, left out in the rain; broken inside, for just being myself.

Some People Should Really Read This
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t

Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Round 1
Deep lustful thoughts, Running through my veins. Yearning for your touch, Hungering for the pain! Surrendering my body to you, Seek and you shall find. Explicit images of you, Invading my mind. Throw me down and take me, Don't listen if I say no. This is all just a game to me. I think you ought to know. All my days and nights, Are filled with dreams of my desire. Remembering your simple touch, Only adding fuel to my fire. Take advantage of me, Make my body scream. Feeling you straddled between my thighs, All your motions sending chills down my spine. Electricity runs through me, A current I am unable to control. You're penetrating me so deeply, I feel you raping my soul! My nails etch into your back, With each thrust you enter deeper. My body has never been so vulnerable, My senses have always been weaker. You push me down to taste you, Enticing my lips and my tongue. Energy surges through you, I think you're about to cum. Explosions

Redemption Off Solo Album
Redemption So what if I’m abrasive, angry and cold, you can’t change me. I broke apart the average statue of mould, don’t you blame me. You better sit down, shut up, do what you’re told, then you’ll see me And realise we’re all made up of old souls, as we should be. I see the reflection, it’s not a rendition of what I could be. Another redemption about the affliction of the things I see. Inside the addiction, allowing the fiction that’s engulfing me. I need the reaction and it’s inside me. There’s nothing left that we should conquer untold, we’re a meagre mess. With all the averages that seem to be sold, it’s a simple stress. What’s left for you to heed inside of the fold, hope you do your best. Dig up the rest and start anew as you’re told, just forget the rest. I see the reflection, it’s not a rendition of what I could be. Another redemption about the affliction of the things I see. Inside the addiction, allowing the fiction that’s engulfing me. I need the reaction

Once Again Off Solo Album
Once Again Why can’t she understand even a simple thread? Common sense is in demand but there’s something wrong with her head. Misunderstanding things again, she reaches for anything, Still wondering what might have been, but the sound is deafening. Once again she pretends the time is now to make her stance; once again she pretends she won’t allow her will to bend. She’s holding out her hands, clutching on the thread, Common sense is in demand, but there’s something wrong with her head. She needs another plan to accomplish anything, it’s time to make a stand but the sound is deafening. Once again she pretends the time is now to make her stance; once again she pretends she won’t allow her will to bend. Well, she’s so sick and tired of feeling sick and tired.

Love Me For Me
Can you ever love me for me? For the me that I am true and true Can you love me with my imperfections? Can you see me as I am and not as what you want me to be? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that makes mistakes and speaks without thinking Can you love me even when I am unreasonable? Can you see me as I am and not for the Angel you seek? Can you ever love me for me? For the me that cries when a stranger child is hurt Can you love me when I am sad without me having a reason to be? Can you see me as I am not as what I once was? Can you ever love me for me?

Trust
I guess everyone needs trust, Relationships work on this. Be strong and tell the truth, I guess it's all based on proof. In my heart I give too much, Just to be hurt in return. My faith in you is gone to low, Guess you don't care, It just goes to show. I try to give you the respect you need, But break this trust you still do, Guess some people don't have a clue. Only certain people should have trust. So from now on I'll look forward, And hope to see the light, And everything should be alright. So All my trust as gone, And now I'm here on my own.

Addiction To Mutilation
Addiction to Mutilation (male serial killer point of view) Murder to me is beauty, a divine work of art, the piercing screams, the warmth of blood-- the taste and stench of fear laced flesh whilst bathing inside the carcass of a kill. My eyes pierce the most gaurded and trained psyche, mind-fucking the innocent and toying with lust. I see through an eagle's eye--such beauty with her long, blonde hair flowing behind her. Her body is full of shape and blossomed innocense and i feel my breath catch in my throat--a vision-- seeing my scalpel dig into her writhing corpse, gutting her and teasing my tongue through her throat wound. My dick throbs with heated frenzy as i fall into place, the shadows lacing my demon guided body. A devils mask covers my face, my breathing raspy as i close in for the long awaited catch--a carnivorous wolf. Madness intertwines brutality as her screams are cut off, her body pressed against mine--soft, tender..... i pull her in and emb

Poem
I Am Here I wish I could take all your pain, and put it in a ball, I would throw it all aways, So no more tears could fall down like the rain! It makes my heart ache, To know you are in so much pain, I wish I could make you see, Your not alone that you got me. I haven't known you that long, But I still can feel your pain. I want to wrap you in my arms And make everything okay. I hope you know you can count on me morning, noon or night. All you have to do is call, I would be there in a heart beat. So please don't feel alone, And please don't close me out, Because I really want to help you out. Please let me be your friend, And gain the strength you need from me. I will hold you up until you can walk on your own again. But most of all, Please know you can count on me!!! Tuesday, October 23, 2007 by:Tonya Roberts

Another Poem
"Tears Go Away!" When will my heart quit breaking? Why must it go on aching? I try not to let you hurt me anymore, But somehow you still manage to make my heart ache. Somedays I feel like everything is gonna be okay. Then other days I can't help but to let the tears fall down my face. I wonder how many tears will fall, Before no more will come. Everytime I think there is no more, My cheek is wet again, And I realize the tears are falling down my face again. Some days I just want to scream, "TEARS GO AWAY!" Tuesday, October 09, 2007 by: Tonya Roberts

Memory Poem
Two years ago God came and called you home. It has left a hole in our hearts that can never be filled. We have such good memories of when you were still here on earth with us. But now you no longer have to suffer, Or face the pain you had to face in the end. It broke our hearts to see your body broken, And to know that you were suffering more than any man should have too. You suffered plenty when you went to war, Not just once but a couple of times. Some may of looked at you and judged you, But no one knew you like so many of us did. We started out as family and we all became more than that. We became friends. Everytime I see someone on a motorcyle, I think of you. I think man I wish that was Sonny! You touched my life more than you will ever know. God sure picked a good one when he decided to take you home. I hope somewhere up there on the streets of gold, You have found a place to ride a motorcyle. I know you ar

Thanksgiving Scenarios
3 Thanksgiving Scenarios: 1.) You are best friends with your favorite star and have been for a long time, she comes over for Thanksgiving. You both prepare the meal and eat with your family. Afterwards you clean up the whole mess. It is now about six o'clock and you go upstairs to relax a little bit and take showers. You both collapse on the bed, and you begin to stare into her eyes, just looking. She leans over you resting on her arm and looks into your eyes as well. She then says “You know that you look really cute like that.”… 2.) It is Thanksgiving and your whole family eats a really big dinner at your house. Afterwards your best friend comes over to spend the night. You stay downstairs and talk to the family a little bit then you go upstairs to get ready for bed. You are both in your pajamas and watching TV. She is smoking a cigarette and you are consciously glancing at her. She then finally notices. “What are you looking at?”. “Oh nothing just looking.” you reply. You th

Earth
love... I have tasted your being feasted on your essence lounged in your gaze felt your emotions breathed in your fire played in your presence moved myself in your love danced in sacred union and now.... with unfathomable sorrow and a reluctant heart, I must return from your heaven. (c)2007

Covered In Purgatory
let loose in longing I revise myself and loiter in it, the long silences pin me. I know we don't really exist in this world of first causes. we live instead in a place of primal forces, where I breathe you and feel you sink in. still I am envious and obvious and desperate for your love. desire constantly rises from me, and takes a living shape to plead with you in a whispering privacy. I want to discover where you were, in your body, if not here with me. and what shade of memory never fades. your eyes my Love, are either blue or blue. it seems I'm never close enough anymore to say. (c)2007

Sleep-walking
bodiless I float in endless blackness surrounded by a sea of lights, an immense swirl of tiny pinpoints glittering more sharply than stars on the clearest night, it is here you'll be visible... in the tiny gap between dreams and waking in this infinite, between reality and our lives our two points could be side by side through the distance for dreamers are miles and miles. moving without moving I search for you lights seem to spin around me sweeping by so fast it blurs into streaks, while I float motionless in the starry sea, vaguely aware of my body. I am pulled toward you as you swell into sight rushing toward me from a star in the sky to a full moon to a shimmering wall that fills my vision pulsing like a breathing thing. reaching out with sheer will across the space that remains between me and my dream I speak to you, with no body, no mouth to tell you I love you. (c)2007

Hypocrisy Suits You
This blog is for every one of you dickheads that judge a person based solely on their online profiles: Hypocrisy From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Hypocrite) Jump to: navigation, search .. start content --> Hypocrisy is the act of condemning another person, where the stated basis for the criticism is the breach of a rule which also applies to the critic. A person engaged in hypocrisy is called a hypocrite. Though hypocrisy is frequently invoked as an accusation in debates, a few theorists have studied the utility of hypocrisy, and in some cases have suggested that the conflicts manifested as hypocrisy are a necessary or even beneficial part of human behavior and society. I had someone recently tell me that I was the same person who he knew long ago; hate-filled, negative, etc. I NEVER stood for any of those things in the first place. this guy was one of the 2 best friends i ever had, whom I hadn't seen in 3 or more years. He based his en

Your Rose, My Lily
As the thunderstorm in my heart starts to clear I see your face at the end of road. A tunnel full of cloudiness, but with an end full of happiness. I will have to forget about the those days, The days I had so much fun, where my smile shined, And my heart skipped beats. Because unfortunately The rose that I wanted was in a garden, a garden that Was guarded, prohibited for anyone to enter. Although I took a peek, and got to touch that rose for Far, I could never have it, she’s just not mine. But a new seed I’ve found, one that will grow, Strong and beautiful, in my own garden to tend to. A beautiful lily that will make me happy to watch it bloom, To see it every day, smell its wonderful scent, The one that will protect me from roses that aren’t mine, The ones that I can’t have, and can’t no one else.

Wrote Along Time Ago
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed.

Totally 80s: Extended Edition V Playlist 11/20/07
SPANDAU BALLET - Gold (12" Version) EDDY GRANT - Gimme Hope Jo'anna (12" Version) DEPECHE MODE - Behind The Wheel/Route 66 (Megamix) THE CURE - The Walk (Extended Mix) CYNDI LAUPER - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (12" Mix) THOMPSON TWINS - Love On Your Side (12" Mix) ALPHAVILLE - Sounds Like A Melody (12") M - Pop Muzik (12" Version) ELTON JOHN - I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That (12" Shep Pettibone Mix) DEAD OR ALIVE - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) (Performance Mix) PET SHOP BOYS - Always On My Mind (Shep's Holiday Mix) FALCO - Rock Me Amadeus (Ihn liebten alle Frauen...) (Salieri Version) PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION - Let's Go Crazy (Special Dance Remix) VISAGE - Mind Of A Toy (Extended Version) FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - Relax (Sex Mix) ULTRAVOX - Reap the Wild Wind (12" Version) SWING OUT SISTER - Breakout (A New Rockin' Mix) BLANCMANGE - Living on the Ceiling (Remix) OMD - Locomotion (12" Version) PETER SCHILLING - Major Tom (Coming Home) (Special Extended Ver

Joke1
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

Bye - Bye Hershey
Bye, 'bye Hershey!! A sad story for those of us who remember growing up with Hershey bars, and just as sad for the generations of today. What will be outsourced next? Pennsylvania is a big state, but it amazes me in this day, how some news doesn't make it over the mountain to the front page of our papers. Milton Hershey, this year, will be joining H. J Heinz in rolling over in his grave. Hershey Chocolate is moving to MEXICO...whoopee! They're even closing down Hershey Canada. Don't buy any more Hershey Bars. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are my favorite and they are made by Hershey. But, I will not purchase Another one! M.S. Hershey had a dream... I will buy my OWN Sugar, Milk, Cocoa beans, (all natural mind you!) and make candy... (no tariffs etc..) EVEN during the depression..HE and the Company made money...NOW some Corporate big wigs are ruining the name... AND the product M.S. created... Please pass it on...What a bunch of college educated 'idiots'. E

Surprise
So I am on my computer and hit the history because I needed to get back to a site -- I find this site - and to my surprise I notice that my fiance is a member. Eric 'Sober_Irishman' Wonner - I was rather surprised to see that he was trolling for women here. Well lets just say that I am less than pleased but two can play at the same game. With the only difference that unlike him I don't have "the gift that keeps on giving" so ladies if you want to know about it - let me know I will gladly share my story. Gentleman I am a professional, fun loving, carefree female with no strings. I live in Grand Island NY and anywhere in the Buffalo area works for me. Looking forward to getting to know you.

Turkeygate!!
Yesterday US Pres. GW Bush (R-TX) pardoned two turkeys named "May" and "Flower" as to presidential tradition set by Fmr. US Pres. Abe Lincoln (R-IL). Well this "tradition" is somewhat of a fraud. See, the turkeys are raised on a turkey farm especially to be pardoned by the sitting US president. They were never raised to be eaten at all, but to look good on tv. I found this a bit of a let down. I always thought that the turkeys spared were from actual turkey farms that raised them to be food. Thus, the turkeys were being pardoned from almost being dinner. You know learning that Santa and Easter Bunny weren't real was hard on me as a kid. But learning this as an adult is a real downer.

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
"Talk about a huge breast!" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?" "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." "Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest.." "Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it." "You'll know when it's ready when it pops up." "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "It's Cool Whip time!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "Wanna neck?"

For The Business Traveler
> > > > > A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a > bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see > advertised in the phone books under 'Escorts and Massages'. > > He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, > a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves > in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs > all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, > what the hell, he gives her a call. > > "Hello? How may I help you?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy! > > "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my > room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in > town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want > it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You > name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in > your bag

Fu-season
As all of the stores get crammed with shoppers, you know who you are, looking for the best deal on the hottest toy or the newest electronic gadget... I want to ask you for a favor. Call your parents. They would love to hear from you. Tell your Husband, your Wife, girlfriend or boyfriend that you love them. Hug your kids, no matter how much they protest. Take a walk. Give to a REAL charity, not just money, if you can really afford it... give your time. But most of all, I want you to have a great Holiday season, no matter what that Holiday is or who you are spending it with. David & Tiffany ~work~ & NotBarbie

A Thought For You
I sent a thought flying out through space last night, It travelled 'cross the skies. 'Neath the cold waning moon, at mountain top height It carried my whisper, my soft wanton sighs. I watched as it wandered o'er forest and lake, Frozen and sleeping land. Across the bald prairie, on a tiny snow flake, And then to your window, and into your hand. My whisper unfurled and blew into your ear, A shadow of your name. My sighs breathed out hushed, as they hovered near, And into your sleep, they wait without shame. To show you the journey I take in my dreams, The rapturous passion I feel. The heat of my need, the release of my screams, Sometimes so intense, this cannot be real. When you awake I hope you will find, A kiss soft on your cheek, A blessing I share with your brilliant mind May you always find what you seek

Turpentine And The Little Boy
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine!!! The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

Clean Sweep
..> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! ! ! !! 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' ............ ........... ............. Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly ...little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like she's ....... ! ......been .....sweeping around!!!

God And The Biker
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' God said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the ;enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'God, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says not

How Good R U In Bed
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com

Can't Stand It...
I can't wait 4 the day when he's finally out of office. I think he is the dumbest president & has made the worst decisions & is only there by chance, not by our choice. So anywayz...my stepdad got this calendar 4 his b-day about quotes & other stupid ish Bush's done. I scanned some of em n if u get a chance take a look @ em! lol I love that the calendar's countin down tha days till he's outta office! The world will be a betta place! Peace!

Freakin Fairy Tale's
So I saw Enchanted the other night and it was a great movie. It was happy ever after but in a different direction. As I am watching it thinking that life it just not like that. relationships are not perfect. Of course I always hope for the happily ever after but how real is that. Is there happily ever after in real life? Some days I start to doubt. I guess life is not what I want it to be. I would love to get married settle down and know that every night I have someone to wrap their arms around me and kiss me goodnight. Someone to bounce ideas off of and to say what do you think so that all decisions are not up to me. I am not looking for a new dad for Alexus cause she has a dad and she loves him more than life it's self he is a wonderful father. Grr fairy tales they just lie to children but yet I want my daughter to believe in happily ever after but I want her to know that sometimes it just doesnt happen either. "Be strong. Remember not everything has a happy ending, and en

What Personalit Do I Have
You Have A Type A Personality You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and athletic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Candy Kisses
Your Kissing Grade: A You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

Am I A Romantic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

24 Nov 07
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Saturday, November 24: Avoid looking up at the stars tonight at all cost -- it will only make you feel small and insignificant and send you spiraling into a existential crisis where you question the meaning of absolutely everything!

24 Nov 07
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Saturday, November 24: Flirting's a great form of communication for you today. You're feeling so good you can't help but have fun with everyone. Be careful about being too friendly around those who are spoken for. You might ruffle some feathers.

Mm Hmmm 69
omg wtf some people on here should post there real gender dont lie to make more friends i meen if your a male then you shouldnt post it as your female with your phony pic showin some hot female just to trick people into addin you "tbc" im not done rantin lol

Holidays For Me
With the day of mourning over for the Indigenous People of Turtle Island.( the invading system named it: Thanksgiving day) I look forward to the one holiday that does make sense to me: Christmas. The one time of year where the secret words is spread through the system....Peace,Love. It is a power time to restore and prepare what else the Creator has for us the coming year. Perfect Peace,Perfect Love. Walk a living prayer, is it a unreachable goal? I don't think so! Brave Hearts and Stong Hearts to the Front! It is a Good day to Die!

True Love...
You're the world to me-- there's no one quite like you. You're the one I love, the one I want to touch. I give you my heart, and I need you so much. Offer me your sweet caresses; fill me with your wonderful light; soothe my aching heart; and hold me through the night. The mere sound of your voice summons deep emotion within Like an old familiar song like the comfort of a friend. When you're near, I'm lost to thoughts of love as you touch me with a magic that's as grand as stars above. I want to hold your hand. I hunger for your kiss. Offer me sweet tidings of true love's tender bliss. I promise our love shall soar, carried on the wings of a dove. So give me your heart, and bless me with your love.

25 Nov 07 ~ Dont I Hope So..lol
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Sunday, November 25: You're a survivor, especially when it comes to romance. And although you've dumped and been dumped by the best of them, you've walked away with some essential lessons. Remember these today when a dangerously irresistible cutie walks in.

Dont Know....!!!!
this time i really want it to end i don`want to live it again it has taken all away from me my feelings and all i have once loved AND I DON`T NEED IT ANYMORE i close myself inside of me and take a rest sleep away all the pain it feels like everything around me is a mess i hide to take cover just wait until ìt`s all over again all i needed, all i wanted has been taken away from me i can`t see it, i can`t feel it it`s inside of me and i don`t know it It takes me down It makes me weak It goes away just to turn back again New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

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-·=»‡«=·-Lord O' Steel-·=»‡«=·- Still is the dawn this day, the wind is quiet. Words fail and tumble sadly from my fingertips when it should be you I touch so gently and with such passion. Your smooth worn strength and your clear blue power are alive in me this morning. Your aliveness is flowing through my veins a gift from you a fifth of you a token and endowment from you for me to take in to treasure, to nourish and to cherish. Blossom it be, my steely lord. Night wind to thee, my steely lord and all that it pertains and all it holds in its embrace for us entwined, enlivened by the breakdown of our senses and the breakdown of our thoughts and minds. There is your smoky taste your scent envelopes me still, your voice washes gratefully along my wrists, my thighs and resonates my bones. To be right here is right and livid light a flow so smooth, so strong and full of purpose power as I have never known before. Not ever have I seen a man

Kelly Osbourne Must Die!!!
O M F G....... Radio 1 Sunday Evenings (UK time.....10pm - 12midnight) STOP THIS FEMALE FROM SPEAKING! The chances are that you will have to log into the radio 1 website in order to listen to this Harpy waffle on about the general publics personal problems. If this is the case then please log onto the following site http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/ on Sunday evenings 10pm - midnight UK time..... thats probably 5pm - 7pm US time Take this retarded woman off my radio station - PLEASE Kelly Osbourne has absolutley NO idea what she's talking about. Members of the public call in regarding their own personal and private problems and this retarded harpy gives her "own personal advice". YES, fine, she has a father who is famous. YES, fine, she has a father who has dived into the drugs and drink side of life. YES, fine, SHE has had her own share of drugs and drink based experiences. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING SENTANCE CAREFULLY..... TW

My Friend
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

You
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

No More
SAY GOODBYE HERSHEY A sad story for those of us who remember growing up with Hershey bars, and just as sad for the generations of today. What will be outsourced next? Pennsylvania is a big state, but it amazes me in this day, how some news doesn't make it over the mountain to the front page of our papers or the top Of our news hours in Western Pennsylvania . Milton Hershey, this year, will be joining H. J Heinz in rolling over in his grave. Hershey Chocolate is moving to MEXICO ...whoopee! They're even closing down Hershey Canada . Don't buy any more Hershey Bars. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are my favorite and they are made by Hershey. But, I will not purchase Another one! M.S. Hershey had a dream... I will buy my OWN Sugar, Milk, Cocoa beans, (all natural mind you!) and make candy... (no tariffs etc..) EVEN during the depression...HE and the Company made money...NOW some Corporate big wigs

Very Moving
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a

I Enjoy You All
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Man Laws
(Words of wisdom to the guys...if you would like to KEEP your balls...I would suggest not trying to show off that you have them!!! - you'll understand after reading this - LMFAO!!!) Man Laws 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (1) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (2) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (3) After wrecking your boss' car. (4) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required t

5 Steps To Perfect Cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitals. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina and direct stimulation of the clitoris. A recent study showed that twice as many women orgasm from oral sex as from intercourse. Cunnilingus performed well will endear you to her like nothing else can. Follow these 5 steps for performing perfect cunnilingus on your woman. 1) Hands first. Spend some time kissing her lips, shoulders, breasts, and stomach. Stroke her lightly with your fingertips. Run your finger up and down between her labia, but don’t insert a finger. Instead, slowly tantalize her opening just a bit. Gently squeeze and pull on her lips. Use your hands to grab and caress her thighs, her tummy, and her pelvic arch. Tease her with your hands. Stimulate her as much as possible without directly touching her clitoris. Many women enjoy a massage of the mons. The mons pubis (Latin, pubic mound) is the mound of skin on top the p

Static X - Destroyer
STATIC-X LYRICS "Destroyer" Take it down with a steam hammer Pack it hard Lead shot in your mood shooter Choose your poison Have a drink with your painkiller Take us down Wreck a party like it don't matter Smash it up Dead guitar Broken beat maker If I could I'd trade it all for an automator Here it comes Oh, you do it again You do it again Destroyer Cosmo sucker Bad breath crier Bad timing robocrap You're a great liar Overdrive Deep dirt on your shit highway Black-eyed Fuzzy filter Hollow head wobble Take a trip Get a grip before you get in trouble And you wonder why you're called the destroyer-stroyer Stereo [Thanks to Brandyn for these lyrics] [ www.azlyrics.com ]

Shower Submission
Steam already shading the mirror, the hiss of the shower echoing in the bathroom as you test the water, standing there before turning around with a hungry grin. "Strip sexy sex slave." Your slave, swallowing hard against the collar at her neck, nods…fingers curling into the dress that falls down around her body, tugging the fabric up, exposing her bare legs, up to her shaved pussy and over her head, leaving her clad in a simple white t-shirt and white socks. A purr as you move closer, hand dropping down to cup that bare mound, your bare sex…hot and slick, your slave's arousal already coating her skin, "Good girl." Offered softly, your touch light against the exposed pussy, "Are you my sexy baby girl, Leigh?" Softly answered, "Yes Master." As she tugs her top up over her head, exposing generous breasts, topped with flat nipples, their weight hanging heavily. Another sound, a pleased growl as you motion the girl towards you, having her hands undress you, reveling in

Submission
Shannon leaned her head against the cool shower tiles, enjoying the hot spray from the water. Slowly, she ran her hands along her perky 34B breasts, her eraser like nipples already erect from the hot mist and anticipation of what Sir may have in store for her. Slowly lowering her hands across her firm smooth stomach, she parted her legs, arching her tight, heart shaped ass slightly toward the mist of the shower. Her left hand lightly caressed her freshly shaved pussy lips, examining them to ensure not a hair or stubble was missed, as per Sir's orders. Her right hand drifted back to her firm hand sized breasts, slowly kneading first one then the other, her nipples still erect, aching to be sucked. Once her self examination was done she quickly exited the shower, drying herself with the fluffiest towel she could find. Soon her natural, shoulder length, red hair was dried and pulled into braided piggy tails, again as Sir had ordered. Within a few minutes she had applied eye liner to h

True Beauty Of A Woman
Many people seem to think the beauty of a woman is her ass, vagina, and breasts. But what many do not see is the truth of every thing out there. Women are temples of goddesses yes and if used wrong like the sluts are then they will fall and crumble. Women are art and are the pride of the human and vampire races. But what is rue beauty beyond the art? The eyes, The eyes are the most important part to a woman's beauty for all truth and feeling is in the eye. Those who look into the eyes can see the beauty in every thing. Those who just see beauty in a woman's assets is very dead by mind and has no taste for heart or mortality for that matter. Eyes are a window to the spirit and mind as well as her inner self which is beautiful enough. With out a inner beauty you might as well be dead or out sucking ever low life dumb ass's dick. The true beauty of a woman is not measured by looks, the size of her breasts, how tight she is, what her ass is like, but what the eyes behold.

Clown Come Fucking Get Me U Aint Shit
Anger, inside, builds within... my body, Why? Do you hate me? What have I done? You tried to hit me. [Chorus] Swing at me again, if you'd like Throw all your hate at me, with all your might Hit me 'cause I'm strange, hit me! Tell me I'm a pussy and you're harder than me What's with you boy? Think hard A tatooed body to, hide who you are Scared to be honest, be yourself A cowardly man I, don't run around Trying to be... what's not, within me Look, into my eyes I am free You're just a wannabe [Chorus] To come around... Hit me clown because I'm not from your town, no Hit me clown! Hit me clown because I'm not for you to know Hit me clown! Hit me clown because I'm not from your town, no Hit me clown! Hit me clown because I'm not for you to know HIT ME CLOWN! Clown you ain't shit, turn around, watch your face split Girl you ain't shit, turn around, get your face split Clown you ain't shit, turn around, catch your face split Clown you ain't shit, tur

Read This If You Know What's Good For You Bitches.
So honestly, am I the only one who thinks this website fucking blows??? Out of nowhere I get this message saying "Fubar bouncer, type the characters below", and after doing this at least ten times, I gave up. Even as I type this I don't know if I'll be able to post it. Also, why the hell do some people just get points for fucking being online, and I don't even get points if I get rated?? Aside from the fact that this site itself blows, so do all the people in it. I can't find any women on here and most of the men are over 50. And I'm sooo sick of the ratings. No one is honest about it! Come on, we ain't all fucking 10s. I think I'm attractive, but I'm not a 10! Besides that, I don't care about the ratings. I don't even care much about points, since I seem to have to sell my soul just to get them. I would just like to meet some hot chicks, preferably in my area, to chat with. Oh and I'm sick of all the married whores on here trying to get some ass on the side, especially the ones

Nov 27
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For November 27,2007 You're a bit skeptical at the hysteria you see around you, but what can you do? It's hard to be the sole voice of reason, but you may as well speak up now -- things could get a lot weirder otherwise.

I Love Surveys
1. Is there anyone on your top friends list you had sex with? There is. 2. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? It depends on who you are with. If with the right one, anytime is the best. 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Whichever side is by the wall. 4. Lights on or off? Candles, everywhere. 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. If I need to puke, I just slightly open the door and puke. 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No. I doubt anyone would pay to see me nude. LOL 7. Have you ever had sex in the shower? I have. 8. Do you pee in the shower? Sure, it empties into the same place as the toilet. Why get out just to pee? 9. Mexican or Chinese food? I was reared Jewish. What do you think? My choice is Chinese. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? That depends on my mood 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? I love many in different ways. Some as f

My Old Friend
Time after time you were always there Even when i felt like life wasnt fair So these words i say here is to let you lmow i care I'll be here when life gets to hard to bare No words can explain what you mean to me Your heart, mind & you compassion These things are what set you apart And dear to my heart I'm blessed ro have a friend like you i hope you feel th same way too So take these last words, before i part And believe me when i say they come straight form the heart When life gets to hard and you need time to mend Dont worry i'll always be here, proud to cal you my old friend

My Empty Life
Why does my soul hold on to this pointless life no good ever comes only pain and hurt are all that i ever feel all these scars i bare overlay day after day year after year love is just a mirage always seeing it, but never able to attain no matter what i do nothing ever changes just a new wound and more pain my heart, soul, and mind left staind beyond repair....

What Should Have Been
Recalling the past things the would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown out questions glance exchange from eye to eye I was once you you were once me we were once one united yet free

Pledge
no words can ever define the feeling of when we kiss warmth of our embrace & your sweet hand on my face that smile, and those eyes melts my very soul never a love, this perfect has yet or will ever be as true or as strong as ours....

If You Wanna Help Me
http://www.poetry.com/publications/display.asp?ID=P8785458&BN=999&PN=1 if you wanna help me I would luv y'all for it. I need 20 votes for this contest thats it. drop me a line if you rated me & i'll buy ya a drink :). I always take care of my ppl that help me out!!!! this should be a direct link just highlight & paste on ur address bar

Veil
an invisable veil sheilds her eyes.. all you see is a face thats fake deep within she isnt the same she crys for her freedom she crys for her name she walks with grace never complains gives to them all they ask only deep inside shes torn she hides who she is desnt make a sound follows hidden in the shadows they seem to see right through her as tho she didnt excist underneath it all she is broken she is pained but through it all she hides it well so those around her can smile just the same..

I Love You
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your beauty your eyes that shine like sapphires your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that runs through your hair that touches your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart belongs to another so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before cause I've never known what love is until this day I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

Sub's Right's
Some of the basic submissive rights: 1) You have the right to be respected. No one should be ordering you around or expecting you to answer questions or doing things you're not comfortable with. 2) You have the right to your freedom. Just because someone is interested in you, they can't take your freedom from you. Don't let anyone try to intimidate you; you belong to no one until you offer yourself to them. They can't restrict you in any way until you allow that; and they try. 3) You have a right to be satisfied--emotionally and physically. This is a relationship, kids. While the power control aspect does add a few kinks (pun intended) into the mix, you don't get extra points for making yourself into a sacrificial lamb for someone else's amusement and/or satisfaction. Get what you need or find someone else that will give it to you. 4) You have a right to take your time and not rush into anything … ever. Being chained in the doorway, naked and … vulnerable … isn't really

Totally 80s Playlist 11/27/07
RYUICHI SAKAMOTO & THOMAS DOLBY - Field Work (Long London Mix) PET SHOP BOYS - Suburbia THE HUMAN LEAGUE - Mirror Man BILLY JOEL - It's Still Rock & Roll to Me QUEEN - It's A Hard Life DAVID BOWIE - Rebel Rebel J GEILS BAND - Freeze-Frame SPINAL TAP - Big Bottom TOM PETTY - Runnin' Down a Dream GO WEST - Call Me ELTON JOHN - Wrap Her Up CYNDI LAUPER - Change of Heart GOWAN - You're A Strange Animal HAYWIRE - Sance Desire THE NORTHERN PIKES - Teenland STRANGE ADVANCE - The Second That I Saw You RUSH - Limelight LUBA - Let It Go VENOM - Black Metal MOTORHEAD - Eat The Rich QUIET RIOT - Bang Your Head (Metal Health) OZZY OSBOURNE - Crazy Train W.A.S.P. - I Wanna Be Somebody RAINBOW - Since You Been Gone WINGER - Seventeen DIO - The Last In Line LEE AARON - Metal Queen RATT - Lay It Down LIVING COLOUR - Cult of Personality BRITNY FOX - Girlschool DEF LEPPARD - Rock of Ages TED NUGENT - Wango Tango VAN HALEN - Panama WARRANT - Down Boys SID VICIOUS - My Way

Three Men On A Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river" Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof! ...He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Who Holds What Rank
President:..............Rebel Vice President:.........Slugger (Rebel's wife) Secretary:..............Slugger (Rebel's wife) Treasurey:..............Slugger (Rebel's wife) Road Master:............Ritz Asst. Road Master:......Country Sgt Of Arms:............Pain Web tec:................Country Member:.................Panic (Pain's wife) Member:.................Little Rebel (Rebel & Sluggers son) Member:.................Little Man (Pain & Panics son) Member:.................Little D (country's son) Member:.................Nikkie (Country's Daughter)

It Always Comes Back To Bite You.
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the Donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is going to shovel d

Chili Competition
Chili Competition If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook Off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that

Ice Fishing
Ice Fishing A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the far end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK!"

From Yesterday...lol..thought I Post This...and I Raised My Standards..fyi
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, November 28: A lying liar is once again lying to you and, like the sucker that you are, you will forgive them all over again. When are you going to stop being a doormat and raise your standards? What's that you say? Never ...

No Words
with no words spoken you say im a pain with no actions shown i drive you insane with no boundaries drawn you say ive crossed the line but with no chances taken would you still be mine with no daily contact id miss you with no encounter id be really sad and blue with no faith i wouldnt be true with no gamble thered be no win with no heaven thered only be sin with no ignorance there wouldnt be bliss with no jackasses then who could you diss

Red Friday (e-mail Sent To Me By A Friend
Will You Give This To My Daddy? Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their c amo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my

A Special Friend And Specil Prayer
A Special Friend and a Special prayer Lord I pray for a special friend that enter my life and my heart I Pray for health and being strong with her family and her family be health this year for this special holiday season , that is the most important thing of them all I pray that she gets a lot for Christmas gifts and more gifts under that tree for her Lord she is awesome friend she is the most caring special friend If I ever met her I want to tell her How much she saved me from drowning in my depression and held my head up through rough time. She is a friend we can laugh and share our interest in things and learn new things from each other Lord get her internet working I know that is tall request or the provider to give her the time to get the internet working. Lord I always want to tell you it is a joy know my special friend when she writes I care deeply for her I don’t she knows that but as friends we have to care deep

Just Saying Hi
Well i'm new here to fubar not use to how it work's i was told it is simular to myspace but better.Well i do not have pic's up on my page but i will soon i promise but hope to make alot of new friend's here on fubar.So far from what i have seen of this site it is cool so have a good one everybody.

Twisted Lyrics . . . .whitetrash Wonderland
Whitetrash Wonderland (Sung to the Music of Winter Wonderland) Oh by the way, hey did you know, Tomorrow night, we're playin bingo Its a beautiful sight we're goin bowling tonight We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Down the plant, we got the day off Cuz the foreman got his payoff We're drinkin all day, then whizzin away We're walkin in a white trash wonderland. Let me tell ya somethin at this time hon White trash is da only way to be While your at it you should get your hair done And bleach it blonde so all the folks'll see. We're gettin Hazel ta make some eggnog In the fireplace, we'll burn a fake log Little Butchie will cry, he don't like pumpkin pie We're walkin in a white trash wonderland Joey's home from the service and his girlfriend is gettin nervous While he was at sea, she contracted VD They're walkin in a white trash wonderland. You can make an ornament from a Bud Can And then yous can hang it from the tree 'Sherry are you pregnant?,' she'll

Twisted Lyrics . . . .walkin' Round In Women's Underwear
WALKIN' ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR (to be sung to "Walkin' In A Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Christmas Pick-up Lines
Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines 1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? 2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf? 3. I've got something special in the sack for you! 4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? 5. I know when you've been bad or good - so let`s skip the small talk, sister! 6. Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink) 7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it ...) 8. I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do you? 9. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! 10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club? Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines 1. "I'm down here" 2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" 3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" 4. "I can get you off the naughty list" 5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" 6. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." 7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking o

Twisted Lyrics . . . . Hark Satanic Santas Sing
HARK SATANIC SANTAS SING (Sung to Hark, the Herald Angels Sing) Hark Satanic Santas sing Sing about the naughty things Piece of ass, wicked and wild Come and touch me evil child Joyful all ye demons rise Terrorize the Christian skies With blasphemous hosts proclaim Glory to the Devil's reign Hark Satanic Santas sing Glory to the Devil's reign

Twisted Lyrics . . . . The Christmas Song
The Christmas Song (Sung to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) Claymore bursting on perimeters, shrapnel ripping through the snow, Santa Claus clutching a hole in his side, and elf parts with mistletoe. Looks like Santa didn't know the password, or maybe Rudolph tripped a wire, there's bloody toys and goodies, all roasting in the fire, in what was Santa's sleigh. Napalm streaming out of F-16s, tracers light up the sky, that'll teach you a lesson, you fat S.O.B., Merry Christmas, now die!

Oh Big Deal
WELL I GOT THE DAMN LAWER TO SEND ME TEN K OF THE 130 K THAT ARE THE PROCEEDS OF THE SALE OF MY OLD HOME, GAWD IM GETTIN HOT, HE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THE CHECK HAS TO CLEAR BUT THE TITLE CO CALLED ME BACK AND HE DEPOSITED IT AND IT CLEARED LAST TUESDAY. A GUESS THE THE STATE BAR ASSOCIATION IS MY NEXT MOVE , I BELIVE THE THIS WOULD BE CONCIDERED AN ETHICS MATTER.

Baby It's Cold Outside!
As I sit here with a chill that won't go away, I dream of the time when Hubs and I can move to Charleston, SC. Oh yes... one day we will. Where it's warm and the southern charm is laced throughout the city. Meanwhile though...I'm here, cold, dreaming of spring and dreaming of a retirement that is many years off. Now if only I could scheme find a way to bring retirement on much more quickly than the course we are currently set on ;) Life my pretties, would be oh so grand :D

This Will Give You Chills
Phil. 4:13 This will give you chills.... No matter how religious you may or may not be, this can give you chills. Phil. 4:13 states: "I can do all things through Christ which strengthen me." Here's the story: A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver. The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken Christian friend. The young diver never really paid much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard them often. One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the college he attended. The lights were all off, but as the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright, there was plenty of light to practice by. The young man climbed up to the highest diving board and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of the board and extended his arms out, he saw his shadow on the wall. The shadow of his body, was in the shape of a cross. The man felt a strange feeling,

Dumb Drunk Things I Do!
Went out tonight with one of my friends...me and her having a good time...well we both get up on the bar so I can do video of her being a drunk ass bitch...just like me on my cell...well apparently I had quite a few drinks & probably more than enough shots than what I really needed...well I got smacked in the head with the ceiling fan (the bar isn't all that high anyhow & ceiling fans are pretty low). I felt it hit my head but didn't think anything of it until I heard people say I was bleeding next thing I know yep...I'm seeing blood all over the place & my head was starting to throb so my friend Angie drives my drunk ass to the hospital & yep I had to get stitches under & on top of where I cut my head open at...my head hurts & now it looks like I'm in the process of getting a black eye. They gave me a shot in my face so my head & face are numb but now it must be wearing off because I'm in fucking pain. It sucks to be at the hospital intoxicated with your face throbbing! So the hospita

Male Or Female?
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

A Christmas Story . . . Santa Milfs (written By A Friend)
Santa MILFs It's hard being a divorced mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX bike...my only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an attractive brunette with a nice figure, and at 41, I'm barely over the hill. But I always seem to hook up wit

A Christmas Story . . . Dick Her Halls
Dick Her Hall Well it is that time of year again the Holidays are upon us! One thing I really like is the Christmas parties we always have at work. At these parties, you get to see all your coworkers in a different light. The guy here today got lucky in that way. Not only did he get to talk to a coworker he got into some hardcore sex action with her! At this party as with most holiday parties the drinks were flowing. They managed to sit down alone and get to know each other a little better. He had always noticed her at the office and thought this blonde was hot. He like the long blonde hair and thought under those sexy dresses she wore was a sexy body. Little did he know he would one day get to see that body and even fuck it? As time went on at the party, they were wrapped up in some flirty conversation. Before they knew it, they realized they were the last two people there. Boy was he surprised when she climb up on the table and showed him her great tits. It took no time for her t

A Quickie
Just a quick line to say sorry to everyone on my page. I haven't been online in awhile and haven't kept up with my page. We've been traveling alot with my guy's employer. I was in NY for 3 monthes, and now it's onto NJ for another 4. After NJ it's onto MD, and hopefully we will be there for a while. So please expect my apology and sorry for the neglect.

Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 1)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (Sung to O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Here come the consumers, hungry for some bargains, Desperately shopping since July began, Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! The Kids in our sweatshops make designer watches, They are the key to our expansion plan. Look how we pay them fifteen cents an hour. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can

Twisted Lyrics . . . . O Come, Ye Investors (version 2)
O COME, YE INVESTORS (tune of O Come Ye All Faithful) O Come, ye investors, bold captains of commerce, Let’s get our products made in old Saipan. Come for the people, peaceful and compliant O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! See how consumers, blinded by low prices, Leaving their ethics, come here to buy. Into our pockets they will pour their dollars. O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can! Child, in our sweatshops making designer watches, Billionaires get richer from your twelve-hour days! Who would not hire you for ten cents an hour? O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them O come let us exploit them because we can!

Twisted Lyrics . . . . We Wish You A Merry Christmas
We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Sung to We Wish You A Merry Christmas) We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts; Oh, bring us some friggin’ peanuts and a cup of good beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk; We won't go until we get drunk, so bring us cold beer. Good tidings we bring if you bring us gin; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year

Hillary Fan
Hillary Fan A grade school teacher in upstate New York asked her class how many of them are 'Hillary fans'. Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy. The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan." The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan." The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!" The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot , what would that make you?" So Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."

Secret Crush
I want to write a note, but don't know what to say. I wonder how you would act if I approached you in such a way. I try my best not to stare or stutter when you come around. I'm afraid that if I talk to you, you're gonna put me down. I admire everything about you, from your eyes to your smile. I guess that I'll sit back and just wait for a while. Your caramel skin, your luscious lips, your muscle filled arms. If you were magic I'd buy a locket and make you my lucky charm. I guess that this is silly because it's just a crush. Now every time I see you, my body turns to mush. I can't believe I'm acting this way I'm not twenty-two. Oh well, too bad, I just don't care because I'm feeling you.

Funny
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster". The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren

Equivalent Life
Equivalent Life Equivalent life, as my own; Reap the things I have sown. Help, give back, while i'm here; Conquer the goal, submerge my fear. As I see, a man to be; Encourage to build, a self-esteem. No matter what happened, in the past; Positive necessity, will always last. Anguish and pain, enable explain; Goals of life, essential indeed; Knowledge a must, to plant the seed. Stimulate mind, i watch you grow; Nuture you must, enrich you'll know. Explore your world, Extend your mind; Achieve a goal, success you'll find. RWSII

Final Agony
Final Agony Inspire a soul, convey instruction; A guide from paths, of destruction. Seek all the things, God has in store; Impart the will, to strive for more. With final agony, and end of day; Relieving fear, i've found my way. Essence of life,to dedicate; Intelligence I will,appreciate. Knowledge, influence, now possessed; Must be ushered, to the rest. In the end, i rest assured; Through theses trials, i have endured. RWS II

12-1-2007
For December 1,2007 You're an expert planner even on your worst days, but right now the fierce energy coursing through you makes that process incredibly simple. Anything you come up with today should work perfectly.

New Update On Baby!
Well, I am high risk due to my hypertention like I knew I would be. It doesnt bother me..cuz I already knew I would be. Other then that I will be getting my first ultrasound done Dec 10th and possibly more after that one to keep track of baby's developement. Once i ma in my 3rd trimester I will be getting an ultrasound every week with vaginal heart monitor and stress testing. So looks like I wont be having my baby back home..it blows but oh well..LOL! I am going to be 6wks on Monday..YAY! I think I am having a boy..and I had a dream about eating Oreos with milk..yeah..That sounds really good..LOL! I am so freaking happy. But I am sad. I come to learn that my Gramma has no savings cuz she used some on my mom which is fine and all, but to use it all on Magen who has money. I feel bad really I do. I know for a fact that she has gave my sister more then she could afford and for that she lives off of her SS income. I asked Steven last night if it was ok to send my mom some mo

Radar Guns
A permanent fix for radar speed guns.... Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style: "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical comput

The Christmas Card
The Christmas card By Eric Ethan I sat down at my computer tonight to type the poem of dreams of people forgot I look out the window to see it snowing as it was coming down hard and more to come. I look at a picture of Christmas card where you see the town full of Christmas cheer With the lights hung up in a long the sidewalks and different big ornaments hung on the lights poles, In middle of the town square there is a big Christmas tree with different lights and ornments hung and the star shining so bright. A group of people being led by a choir decorated sing joy of Christmas carols As I look at that I want to share this Christmas card with a friend I miss so much To tell how cool a holiday is when you look at a Christmas cards and think of joy that bring joy in that heart and never forgot the coolest holiday around. The End

Loving Your Enemies
Loving Your Enemies ppsychological advice as well as sound spiritual counsel. You might not want to admit that you have enemies, but we all do. A friend is someone you like, while one who is not a friend is someone you do not like – perhaps because you do not know them. The word 'enemy' comes from the Latin in + amicus (not friend). The root of amicus (friend) is amare, 'to love.' So a friend is someone you love, and an enemy is someone you do not love. An enemy is someone who represents something negative within yourself that you do not know or do not accept. An enemy is someone on whom you project some unconscious aspects of yourself. You cannot like or love someone you do not know. In order to love your enemy you have to know them, and in order to know them you have to know yourself enough so as not to project onto them aspects of your shadow self. I recently spent several hours in a government office in a developing country trying to get some paperwork done. I was goin

The Ornament
The ornament By Eric Ethan I look over all my room for a idea to write tonight I think of ornament that is special to me to share with you I give you this ornament from me to you cause you are a very special friend to me This is ornament is no regular Christmas ornament This is ornament has a special thing to it It is filled with real diamonds that is fit in this egg oval shape It has a red opal in the middle that will shine so bright at night It has a special meaning to me cause it was given by a queen and kings of far away lands, for doing a job well done I did for them But I want to give this ornament to you on this special holiday That has a lot of meaning to it When you hung in your tree and turn off the light the red opal will shine through those diamonds tonight to cast a beautiful color all over the room to make your heart feel special tonight To make your Christmas brig

[almost]
"Almost" [Verse 1] Can you tell me How can one miss what she's never had How could I reminisce when there is no past How could I have memories of being happy with you boy Could someone tell me how can this be How could my mind pull up incidents Recall dates and times that never happened How could we celebrate a love that's to late And how could I really mean the words I'm bout to say [Chorus] I missed the times that we almost shared I miss the love that was almost there I miss the times that we use to kiss At least in my dreams Just let me take my time and reminisce I miss the times that we never had What happened to us we were almost there Whoever said it's impossible to miss when you never had Never almost had you [Verse 2] I cannot believe I let you go Or what I should say I should've grabbed you up and never let you go I should've went out with you I should've made you my boo boy Yes that's one time I should've broke the rules I should've went on a

12-2-2007
daily Horoscope: Capricorn For December 2,2007 You need just a little more hard information before you can make up your mind about the latest decision in your life. That should be pretty easy to come by, though you may have to ask around.

Someone Will Win A Date With Cru!!
That's right! World Rock Radio is sending DJ Cru and 1 lucky lady on a date!! Complete with dinner and flowers!! Heck she may even get a seranade or 2 from our famous crooner!! Join us and see who wins!!! Tuesday, December 4th at 10pm EST!! Click banner to enter lounge

I Think I Have Shingles
I started to itch last night, while we were watching tv. I pulled up my sleeve and there was a rash of red bumps on the inside of my elbow. I didn't think much of it and went to take a shower, in hopes that whatever was causing the irritation would be washed off. No dice. An hour or two later, my scalp started itching, and my shoulders, and my chest and stomach. I went to get ready for bed and saw that the rash was all over, just thousands of red bumps in clusters and sometimes all by themselves. I showed Mehdi, because I'd been complaining of itching all evening, and I'd thought it was dry skin. He reacted in horror at the bumps. He told me that if it got worse, I should go to the doctor in the morning. He also pointed out that there were no bumps on my back. I told him that I'd go to bed and see if hydrocortisone cream and a night's sleep would end up getting rid of it. I awoke at 3AM scratching to beat the band. It's making me insane, it's so bad. I need to see a

Musica Nocturna Playlist 12/02/07
VNV NATION - Further (Remix) FRONT 242 - Motion CAMOUFLAGE - Perfect (Huntermann & Bozdin Mix) ICON OF COIL - Shelter (Single Edit) 32Crash - Lone Ranger (Sebastian R Komor Mix) ZOMBIE GIRL - We Are the Ones (Rotting Corpse Mix by Icon of Coil) THE CURE - Fascination Street THE LAST DANCE - Regret (Radio Edit) THE CRUXSHADOWS - The Seraphs COLLIDE - Crushed DIE FORM - The Supreme Vice SEELENKRANK - The Special Part NINE INCH NAILS - Capital G (Streetlab Mix) MARILYN MANSON - I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me) SMASHING PUMPKINS - Appels + Oranjes SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Clown (Mother's Mix) SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Peek-A-Boo ROISIN MURPHY - Ramalama (Bang Bang) DEPECHE MODE - Halo (Austin Leeds & Christian J Main Mix) MESH - Crash (Mesh Collision Mix) DAS ICH - Destillat (VNV Nation Remix) EISBRECHER - Vergissmeinnicht (Radio Mix) KMFDM - Preach/Pervert UNHEILIG feat. PROJECT PITCHFORK - Ich Will Leben (Radio Edit) FUNKER VOGT - Black Market Dealers

Monday, December 3
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, December 3: Today's events, and your monumentally pathetic reaction to them, could make you a prime contender for next year's Darwin Award. Proceed with caution, or accept that your stupidity will live on in infamy.

Being A Scorpio....this Is A Part Of Who I Am
Scorpio! About Your Sign... Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio. In conventional social gatherings they are pleasant to be with, thoughtful in conversation, dignified, and reserved, yet affable and courteous; they sometimes possess penetrating eyes which make their shyer companions feel naked and defenseless before them. In their everyday behavior they give the appearance of being withdrawn from the center of activity, yet those who know them will recognize the watchfulness that is pa

Why Oh Why Please Read This Guys
Just a thought: Is there any man on here WON'T feel the need to send me a picture of their *member*? Trust me, if I want to see your private bits, I'll ASK for a picture (but don't hold your breath). I'm fine with chatting with anyone and love to flirt as much as any girl, BUT I WON'T WANT TO CAM WITH YOU, OR EXCHANGE PICS. I have a boyfriend who, unless he has his head stuck way up his ass is very much the man who holds my heart. Like most men, he has it always a bit up there (am I right ladies?) but sometimes it's way, way up (and he's 6'5 so it's a long way!). But I love him, he's part of my soul. SO PLEASE - talk to me as if you saw a human, not a piece of meat...THANKS!

Mudvayne - Happy?
OH YEAH BABY! MUDVAYNE! I LOVE EM I'VE BEEN LISTENIN TO THEM SINCE LD 50 (UH WAIT LOOK WHO'S NICKNAME IS IN A CD :D) ANYWAY THIS SONG WAS PROBABLY THERE LAST BLAST SO ENJOY HAPPY FROM MUDVAYNE In this hole That is me The dead are rolling over In this hole Thickening Dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me So overwhelmed All this pressured center rising My life overturned What dare the despair All these scars keep ripping open Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear me from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? In this hole That is me A life that's growing feeble In this hole So limiting The sun has set; all darkens Buried underneath Hands slip off the wheel Internal path-way to contention Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear me from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? Are you HAPPY Are you HAPPY Are

Skindred - Rat Race
ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS BAND IS KICKIN ASS! CHECK EM OUT! Too much of us caught inna rat trap we ah fe bust out ah dat Too much of us caught inna rat race ah fe bust out ah dat They're in a contest and a competition Caught in the snare material suction If what you've got is all you mention Move an go way I tell you, move an go way I tell you Pushing and pulling juggling it no stop There's always free cheese inside a rat-trap You better watch before the snap goes pop Move an go way I tell you, move an go way I tell you Don't even bother with the boasting Just take care, coz this ya rat race ain't fair Even the saints them are falling So beware! You'll find no winners in there You know it's gunner get you whoa And it will never let you go You know it's gunner get you whoa And it will never let you go Rat-trap we can't escape from it whoa! And it will never let you go! Rat-trap we can't escape from it whoa It'll never it'll never, we inna we inna Rat-trap we

May I Kiss You?
May I Kiss You? I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you, tickle, tickle, goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat, repeat, repeat. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmi

Nothing But Lipstick
She wore nothing but lipstick upon her sun-kissed face. Graceful gray wisps of hair wandered from her long loose braid and played around her ears. Bright speckles filtered through her straw hat to highlight smile and frown lines, permanently imprinted freckles from summers of childhood play. Seventy years had been planned for her, maybe more, hopefully more. She held her husband’s hand and reflected upon their romance that continues and grows. His contagious laughter, quick wit and engrossing stories. Her bad cooking, creative moods and outspoken nature. Movies together and reading the same books. Memories to replay in her mind’s eye. And delirious laughter in the moment. She feels rough and smooth textures on seashells he brings to her. She hears the delightful voices of their grandchildren. Her sons tell her that her hair is turning gray. All those years of painting and living inside of rich colors are gone now. Seeing and feeling the brushes slos

Poetry: Tulips… His Lips… Her Lips…
Tulips… His lips… Her lips… Taking her by the hand Slowing undressing her her hair falling around her face His lips softly brushing her neck Soft sighs escaping her lips His lips finding hers Softly tasting He lays her out before Him Inhaling her scent She trembles with anticipation He holds a red tulip He brushes it across her lips The softness of the petals she feels the silkiness on her breasts her nipples become erect she feels His lips In line with the petals From one nipple to the other she sucks in her breath As tremors inside her begin Tulips down her tummy His lips following the path Tulips brushing her two lips below Silky sensations ignite His lips are not far behind His lips now on her lips below Butterflies take flight in her soul Her hips moving with His lips A rhythm of passion A song they’ve made their own His lips possess her Knowing she is owned Moans escape her lips While His lips take control Over her two lips below

No Make-up But Lipstick
So sue me, I thought. This is good for me, And I like it. Hair arranged to no one style. Lips that are ruby. The soft feel of denim Caresses my thighs And cotton adorns my breasts, As I pull the hem Loosely skirting my hips, And prop my sneakers On my desk and Write about what I want. This is me. This is who I am. Sometimes at my best, Sometimes not. Happy to be boring

4 Advanced Cunnilingus Techniques
4 Advanced Cunnilingus Techniques Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitals. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina and direct stimulation of the clitoris.. My tutorial 5 Steps to Perfect Cunnilingus explains how to bring a woman to orgasm through oral sex, but there is more you can do to make cunnilingus enjoyable for her. When you reach the point in your oral lovemaking where she is highly aroused and ready for finger insertion, here are 4 advanced techniques you can try. 1) G-spot stimulation. G-spot stimulation works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. This “spot,” between a penny and quarter in size, is a small mound of tissue inside the vagina, which has a high concentration of sexual nerves and produces hormones similar to those made by the male’s prostate gland. To locate the G-spot, slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. Curve your middle finger toward yourself gent

If We Had Sex.....
If We Had Sex..... don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow?

Things To Do During The Christmas Holidays
1. Stand in front of a supermarket wearing a Santa suit, ringing a bell and wishing everyone a Happy Hanukkah. 2. Wrap yourself in swaddling clothes and lay in the manger of the neighbor's nativity scene. 3. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer jerky and Easter Bunny filets. 4. Call Park Rangers in your area and tell them Rudolph is sick. Ask if you can borrow one of their reindeers. If they tell you no, then yell at them telling them they are heartless bastards for ruining Christmas for all the children around the world. 5. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" as women walk by. 6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that they've been naughty and won't be getting any presents this year. 7. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive poses. 8. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is wha

You
I do not know you well, but what I know Enchants me, like a song sung far away. I cannot hear the words, but what they say Hangs softly on the hills where I must go. I see you furtively and note your eyes, Hazel and dreamy, your spirit half elsewhere; I note the sheen of your dark, lustrous hair And wish I knew your thoughts and shared your cries. This love brings me sweet pain, but I want more, Driven by a dream I can't control. I want the truth of you, untamed and whole; In frantic hope I haunt your open door.

Why!
Okay I need a guy who can take control. I mean Guys these days are just not freaky enough or into the same things i'm into . I mean come on i need a man not a boy who is afraid he's going to hurt me or some bull shit lol.

Soulmates
I truly believe in soulmates. Here are a few steps to take in order to open yourself up to the possibility of one day finding your soulmate: 1. Realize your worth: Everyone is worth something great. Everyone was put here for a reason. If you can't love yourself, how do you expect someone else to love you? Your worth is weighed heavily to your soulmate and your love for yourself will show and he/she will love you even more. 2. Redirect your desires: Sex is the easiest thing to get on the planet. By redirecting your desires to a mental kind of lovemaking instead of a physical kind of lovemaking, you will open yourself up to more possibilities when it comes to your soulmate. 3. Release your fear of being alone: It's much better to WANT a person than to NEED a person. Don't settle for the Okay person. Sanctify yourself so you can recieve the Perfect person for you. (And yes, I know no one is perfect) Once you realize that you were created to be a blessing to someone, you begin t

Missing You
As I sit by my window And look outside The wind starts to blow And I begin to cry I want you here I need you near Close by my side Oh,,the tears I have cried You wanted to stay But you had to go On that sad,,sad day I miss you so I wanted to say goodbye And say I love you But there was no time I feel you around me Watching,,protecting If only I could see Your angel wings I keep your memory Deep in my heart We will never part

I Wish
I wish I could see you, Your eyes stir up my passion. I wish I could hold you, And feel your arms tight around me, Keeping me safe. I wish I could kiss you, Moist lips pressed together, Tongues entwined in the ritual dance That nobody teaches, but everyone knows. I wish for the pressure Of your body on top of mine, Or of mine on yours, Close as possible, So wonderful. I wish I could lay my head on your chest To cuddle while watching a movie, And really watch it Just knowing you're there. I wish for this reassurance That you'll always be there for me. That you love me. I wish to show you How much I love you.

About Me: Marcus Lacroix
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:PaulBirthday:04/30/1981Birthplace:ChicagoCurrent Location:ChicagoEye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:5'9Right Handed or Left Handed:RightYour Heritage:Umm I got Indian in my family..LOLThe Shoes You Wore Today:EckoYour Weakness:KindnessYour Fears:FailueYour Perfect Pizza:SupremeGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Break 6 figuersYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

My Leftovers
Your havin a midlife crisis tying to get where I've been Well if you want 'em that bad Ms.V You can have 'em So when you see me comin You better back down Cause I've been waitin to smack you around With all your plastic surgery you still think that your 20 Well honey you'll never look half good as me It would take a lot more money You can't keep your legs closed Your cheap and disturbing And you wonder why your still single and past 30. How do my leftovers taste Tell me did you lick my plate Oh you should've stayed home You should've known better Yet I melt in your mouth like liquid sugar. You thought you were gonna throw it back in my face But tell me how do my leftovers taste -porcelain and the tramps

And All I See Is You
And All I See is You just one knock on the door walk in a glance up from things undone sitting in an empty space strangers all around a glance into those eyes a playful smile given one in return a glance away yearning from then on packed in a room finding an empty place a glance behind, laughter is heard days go by and by every corner turned a glance and all I see is you moments come and pass memories made to last the slightest glance I laugh it's the end pain is here a glance filled with tears years fly along new things met and done a glance gone on thoughts dreams visions and all I see is you words exchanged here and there pictures shared a glance down a longing to regress a sensation under duress a glance no more and still all I will ever see is you

As I
As I Lay me down to sleep Its Your Voice I keep As I walk along Its You who keeps me strong As I sit and Cry Its You whose by my side As I wonder through this world Its You who helps me see As I breathe Its You I need

Beauty
Beauty Beauty was her name Everyone thought she was insane Beauty had a dream To be seen Beauty never spoke Afraid they would know she was broke Beauty lived all alone She had a box for a home Beauty did everything she could To be understood Beauty smiled all day Without a thing to say Beauty grew ill She slept at the bottom of the hill Beauty laid down one day Hoping it would go away Beauty met Jack He helped her pack Jack carried Beauty home Told her that from that day on she would no longer be alone Jack made Beauty better Beauty spoke and began to cry She asked Jack, when she had died

5
The End Teach me to let go Show me where to go help these thoughts escape me I'm tired of living in the past and living life rash It's time to start new and let go of all of you Teach me to move on sometimes these feelings are too strong you know I love you and always will it's time to start a new to forget you Rose Pedals Rose pedals to spread all over the bed red, pink, yellow, and white tonights the night the music is set he is ready to make her his own Rose pedals he spreads in a path all over the floor white, red, yellow, and pink to make her think let her know she is loved candles lit by the fire she is the one he desires Rose pedals up the stairs to the door yellow, w

Haunted
The windows open, the door slams closed Suddenly I am all alone The lights flicker The air grows cold I see my breath Fear fills me I scream Silence Suddenly an appearance The eyes pierce right through me I am still Music begins to play What should I do? I can't move! I feel a touch To frightened My stomache clenches I begin to shake A warmth takes over I breath The music plays on Terrified no more I open the door What do I see? Nothing

Vanish
Vanish Walking in the dark Alone Snow falls Briskly air chills my face Admonitory feelings seep into my skin A shadow appears I stop in place Soon I see Adonis My heart is pacing My stomache is tight He nears closer I stare never taking my eyes away His footsteps are no more Warm breath is felt My heart melts He grabs my hand I can not scream He pulls me in and I come undone His lips reach mine I close my eyes I vanish into the night My feet take flight His touch lifts me I see us embracing my concious contentment is there I return to a soft whisper He speaks my name My mind eludes Adonis Now I see This is real Admonitory feelings are now vapor in the cold air You walk away No words can escape me I stand enthralled Soon you vanish Snow flakes pound my skin Tears flow A smile follows

Better......and In A Min
Better Left Unsaid Some things are better left unsaid To bad I can't get them out of my head! Why did I say that to you? Some thoughts are better left alone Just let them roam Push it all away Go back to yesterday! I can not Loving you is better left inside Erase that feeling Back away, for you can't do that anyway. Some nights are better left with the lights out Listening to old songs to chase these feelings away To remind me of something other than you Why did I say that to you? Stop holding on to the past I can never go back Chase you out of my dreams As I ignore what they mean Telling you I Love you was Better Left Unsaid In a Minute In a minute I can write as fast as you In a minute I can sing a really bad tune In a minute I could just faint In a minute I could fall In a minute I could end it all In a minute I could paint In a minute I could put a spell on you So every minute you better think of

Sorrow And Long Gone
Sorrow Of all the things I do and say It's hard to make these feelings go away Buried deep down inside is where they hide If they were to appear I could finally feel alive I can never find the right words to say to express them in the right way Bittersweet thoughts invade my mind Confusion is my storm you are my rain he is my sun collison course When will this darkness go away Vision of our life ahead, nothing to see, its dead! Fake a smile, can only last for awhile Fake a laugh, no one knows Buried deep down flowers grow underneath your emptiness Open my mind, share my dream you scream Tell him how I feel for a moment I am free Love has faded but was never gone for him it was there all along Now is time to break free of the pain and finally feel sane. Long Gone The room is empty Door is always closed consumed in pain Pushed me away cried everyday always looking for what to say Wanted to get to you needed you pray

Double Dose
Photograph Boxes stored in the hall. Boxes stored on the shelf mounted to the wall. Things inside that I haven't a clue. Searching! Years of stuff, long built up. Books unread, music unheard. Wondering what will be found. Tossing things out that were kept so long. Not of any importance. just lingering there. Stumbled across and found it at last. The photograph of you from my past. The picture I held on to for so long. Hoping and praying you would come back. Take me away, like back in those days. You are forever gone. Time to move on. One last look and then goodbye. Watch you burn with a single tear streaming from my eye! Finally after so long I think we can make it. I think we are strong. Trust was not easy at first but I am looking past that now. For I can not bare to be without you! I have waited so long. At first it was hard but now I see Time has a way. Time has somehow changed me. Faith I have in you, Respect to no end.

I Am
I Am I am strange and alone. I wonder what is so horrible about being Jewish. I hear hate in people's voices. I see a vision of People hugging each other. I want to be a writer. I am strange and alone. I pretend that I have children. I feel love for children that I've never had before. I touch the face of an angel. I worry about whether gay people will be accepted for who they are. I cry when I see people being made fun of. I am strange and alone. I understand beauty lies inside someone as well as outside. I say there is nothing to fear but fear itself. I dream that one day I won't feel so alone and tired. I try to be a better Christian. I hope that God will understand my curiosities. I am strange and alone. Ok so I wrote this poem Junior Year of High School and thought I would share it. I wrote it in 5 mins before the bell rang so I would have a poem for class. It's strange I know. Hey we are all strange and alone at some time. My views of this poem have c

We
There once was a "we" To bad now it's just you and me Things could have been different "We" could have stayed the same Now I just have memories of us invading my brain Thinking thoughts that no one will know Wishing for you to be near to show "We" were great In my mind I see and feel all The way we kissed Even when we held hands It's all just a small way away Close your eyes and think of me I guarantee I am thinking of you In reality it's just you and me But in my heart it will always be "we"

Her Pain
"Her Pain" In the dark my friends is where her love descends Praying for a brighter tomorrow She drowns herself in sorrow Asking when he will see The things she does The way she gives him all her love As she cries alone thinking When will he come home Wondering if she took the wrong path Too late now the damage is done Pain stricken Her tears thicken Where there once was a Love Glow Now lies only things she will know Holding on to what she needs to let go She crawls into a ball and wishes it all away Sending him messages through her mind Hoping he is recieving them all and sending some in return Until then her feelings will burn

Untitled
Sitting on the bed all these crazy thoughts running through my head. can't sleep and don't know what to do...to busy thinking of you. Thoughts of long ago..fun and laughter.. Staring at your picture..how things use to be.. guilt coming over me..i shouldn't be thinking or looking at you.. dreamt of you and since I can't get you off my mind... the togetherness that we once shared is hard to find.. wondering if you ever thought of me...like I thought of you.. thinking of such times I can't help but smile. Those days were great. The love that we shared. Although it is no more. Forever in my heart it is stored.

Torn Inside
Torn Inside Feelings I can no longer hide. All thats running through me is dying. Tired of pretending my life is ok. In The dark I stay Lying to everyone I know A feeling that just wont go What should I do today to make the pain go away? In the shadows I creep wondering why its death I seek. Trapped in this place trying to make the torment go but right now it is the only feeling i know so I take this knife and I cut away The blood dripping on the floor an urgency to feel more Someone begins to pound on the door So lost in myself all I do is ignore In the Dark again The pain is now my only friend Bleeding and thinking everything is in the way I want to yell, I want to scream But a silence has

Meaning Of Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A) Almost Boobs. (B) Barely there. (C) Can't Complain! (D) Dang! (DD) Double dang! (E) Enormous! (F) Fake. (G) Get a Reduction. (H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

Heaven Or Hell
Two drunken buddies were in a horrible head on collision. The entire front end of the car was completely smashed in. Unfortionately they both died seconds after impact. One went to heaven while the other went to hell. The one who went to heaven found himself standing before saint peter. He was worried about his friend whom was in hell. So he asked Saint peter if their was any way that he could check on his friend. Saint peter parted the clouds and there the looked down from the heavens into hell only to see his budy with a bottle of the finest whiskey and georgeous women all over him. The man looks at saint peter and says "I dont see how thats hell id much rather be there than here, I mean that doesn't look so bad". Saint peter looks at the man and replies "The bottle has a hole in it, The women don't"

Mental Hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Duct Tape
A diamond in the rough... what's that? Is it a shame to waste? It's nothing but a pebble. I'm just a parking ticket that's never been validated. You say I'm cute, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm sweet. Yeah, but would you love me? I've fallen with no one to catch me. I'm broken in more ways than I can count. My heart's held together with duct tape. I've always gone it alone and I'm not afraid to, But... I just... don't... want... to. I'm becoming invisible, fading away. Internet crushes can't take the place of someone willing to touch you. I don't seem to be capable of giving up. Love's something I won't live without, Because life hurts too bloody much.

Hunhh?
aight thn whuts goin onn? i dnnt kno either, i was solid but now im jsst runnin thru tha wrrld, who knos where i might b next, my preliminary list includes: Tampa Fla,{again} , N.O. La, Dallas Tex , an then who knos, gett 2 kno me

White Devil
They call me white devil, black jesus heaven closing, hell freezin ego's tripping, scrib's keep flipping, bloods keep blooding, cribs keep cribbin time keeps slipping and i keep falling i can't see what i hear them calling brawlers brawling, playas playing, haters fighting writers writing, don't bring it and i can keep making, no time for faking, you know what i mean they call me black jesus, white moses heaven freezing, hell closing kids are alright but i need my fix keeping it real and living like thugs kisses and hugs like 45 slugs got a look that will kill, voice that will carry half a dozen women i think i wanna marry trouble on my mind, reviewing the news still i gotta find someone to amuse gonna run spread the news, help spread the word jump the fuck back and sack like you heard they call me white devil, black jesus heaven closing, hell freezing black jesus, white moses heaven freezing, hell closing they call me white sinner, black martyr live wire

Thanx + 1st Impressions
Wow, this seems like quite a friendly community, Compaired to other's i've been on recently! 2 days in and i have meet some real groovy people. A big thanx to all you lovely people that have rated my pix, given me some most excellnt comments and offered me help when needed! Take care and speak to you all soon =)

Love Is....
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

Seether - Fine Again
It seems like everyday's the same and I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and there's no color to behold They say it's over and I'm fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feels like I'm dying here And I am aware now of how every thing's gonna be fine one day Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone's gonna be fine One day too late, just as well I feel the dream in me expire and there's no one left to blame it on I hear you label me a liar 'cause I can't seem to get this through You say it's over, I can sigh again, yeah Why try to stay sober when I'm dying here And I am aware now of how everything's gonna be fine one day Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone's gonna be fine One day too late; just as well And I'm not scared now. I must assure you, you're never gonna get away And I'm not scared now. And I'm not scared now. No. I am aware now of how everything's gonna be fine one day Too late,

Robbie Williams - Angels
LOL SAY WHAT YA WANT I LOVE THIS SONG I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'cause I have been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call She won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She brings flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that

Lmao...@public Arguments!
OK... I went to YouTube... I was looking for a sexy song... Kinda in the mood here... Have to admit, used the search term "fuck" But came across these videos... And started laughing my ass off... (Someone I know likes to keep arguments private) LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Getting Even!
Getting Even One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat". The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and of

Got Religion???
Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly discussing their four sons' achievements in life. The first mother, voice full of pride, says: "My son is a priest, and when he enters the room, everyone calls him 'Reverend.' " The second mother, with a smirk on her face says: "My son is a Bishop, and when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Excellency.' " The third mother: "Far be it from me to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal, and when he walks into the room, everyone calls him 'Your Eminence.' " The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee. The others look at her questioningly as if to say "Surely he is not the Pope!", and she whispers in awe and adoration: "My son is a formidable 6 foot 4 inches tall and very muscular stripper... And when he enters the room, people go into a trance, and yell out at the tops of their voices:

Wanted Monte Carlo Pics
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON

Jus Wonderin
i came back to be with you but it would seem the talk we had this morning must of been a dream i was truly hopin we would go back to how things were but i wonder am i askin too much im really not so sure baby all i want and all i need is you in my life to be truly happy indeed

Everything To Me
Alright well here is a poem i wrote n ima put in sum1s xmas card but i was wondering how it sounds n such..i jus hope bozo dont read it hahaha i was tired of hurting so tired of searching. i been let down so many times b4 then you came into my life. i didn't want ne thing that would grow strong but now theres this feeling ive never known this feeling i cant explain. this is all new to me. your like ive never known. i had so many walls up had so many shields but it didn't take you long to knock them all down. from the moment we first touched. nobodys ever had this much control over me. if you wanted to you could make me look like a fool. i worked so hard not to let it build into something but with you i had no chance. you are so amazing caring incrediby sexy it was so hard to say no. the minute you held me the first kiss the first touch of your hand i knew this was something differnt. i wasn't going to be able to be strong i tried to run tried to hi

How To Be A Pimp (part 2)
provided by: www.hostdrjack.com How To Be A Pimp Part 2 A Woman..... *A pimp with a fine female has to keep his game tight. *Females always try to find a weakness in a pimp. *A female will always leave you if she has money. Keep them broke. *A pretty black female and a white female are alike.They will try to destroy your stable and leave you broke. *The way you start with a female is the way you end with her. Pimp hard from the start. *If you chase a female you get a weak one,if you stalk her you get a strong one. *Don't give a trife broke female a second chance. *Taking their money is an excellent way to keep women. *Have your women give you your every time you see them. *Always keep your women on mental file. *There is nothing more important than what makes a new female tick and why. Make her tell you her life story. *Tell your women they can go down on a price,never up. *Tell her to recruit for you. *The tougher you are, the more

Cinnamon Raisin Flat Bread
Description This is a kid friendly recipe and a lot of fun to make! Ingredients 5 cups flour 1 cup sugar 2 1/2 tablespoons cinnamon 2 to 2 1/2 cups raisins 3 large eggs (whole) 1 stick butter (half melted from pot on the stove) 1 1/4 cups milk olive oil cooking spray Directions Mix eggs and cinnamon with a fork. Add 3 cups flour, 1 cup sugar, milk, and mix with fork. Add butter and raisins and fold them in. Add the remaining 2 cups flour and rapidly mix with the fork until dough starts to pull away from the bowl on the sides and bottom. Spread ample flour out on the counter and immediately place the dough onto the counter and knead it for about 10 minutes or until it's springy. Add a dusting of flour to the bowl and return dough to the bowl. Cover with a clean dish towel, and set aside for 1 1/2 hours to rise. After having risen, take the dough out and shape it into an oblong oval shape. (This takes only 1 minute.) Take the baking pan and spray it with cooking olive oi

Potato Latkes
Email This Recipe IM This Recipe Print This Recipe 1. Ingredients1 1/4 pounds all-purpose or Yukon gold potatoes, peeled 2 large eggs, at room temperature 1 medium white onion, finely grated 8 scallion greens, finely slivered Salt and freshly ground black pepper vegetable oil for frying Nutrition InfoPer Serving Calories: 266 kcal Carbohydrates: 30 g Dietary Fiber: 4 g Fat: 13 g Protein: 6 g Sugars: 4 g About: Nutrition Info Powered by: ESHA Nutrient Database 2. Cooking Directions Over a large bowl of cold water, grate potatoes into long strips, using the largest holes of a box grater. Transfer grated potatoes from water into another bowl. Pour off water from first bowl, reserving sediment. Add sediment to potatoes. Add eggs, onion, and scallion greens. Season with salt and pepper. Mix well by hand. Fill a large heavy-bottomed frying pan with 1/2 inch to 3/4 inch of oil until very hot, about 385 degrees. Drop 1 heaping tablespoonful of potato mixture in

Loving Difficult People
Loving Difficult People [by Global Illumination on Myspace] Very often in life we come across difficult people. I regard difficult people as being; ''those amongst us whom we find it hard to get along with.'' Difficult people come in all ages, races, and sexes. When I use the term ''difficult people'', I do not believe that being difficult is a permanent personality trait. Although, some people do seem to be difficult the whole of their lives, I believe that being a difficult person is usually a temporary state, and so people often go through phases when they become difficult at various stages in their lives. Every difficult person has the potential to think, act, and behave otherwise. Most of us live or work closely with someone whom we regard to be a difficult person. What makes the difficult person most difficult to deal with, is that they seem to be against us, and this can make us feel that the difficult person is causing us misery. Difficult people tend to come ac

Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings
The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers hold you up to the flames And what do I get for my pain? Betrayed desires and a piece of the game Even though I know, I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold like old Job Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal But can you fake it for just one more show? And what do you want, I want to change And what have you got when you feel the same Even though I know, I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold like old Job Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Tell me I'm the only one Tell me there's no other one Jesus was an only son Te

Secret Admires
It's about 8:30 in the evening, the sun is just setting over the city. As you sit day dreaming, there's a knock at your door. You open the door to find a delivery for you. "Are you the Lady In Blue"? "Yes I am" you reply. "I have a package for you", with ecitment, you sign for it and thank her. As you open the package, you see a white trench coat, under the coat you find a beautiful sexy lace bra and thong, along with a pair of white stocking's. At the bottom of the package there is a pair of white staletto's, along with a note. The note tell's you to put the content's of the package on, and only the content's, then go down stairs to the waiting white stretch limo. A little bewildered, but excited, you do what the letter tell's you to do. Just as the note say's, as you walk out the door there's a limo awaiting you. A gentleman emerges from the limo, open's the door for you to get inside. "Where are we going?" you ask, he say's nothing except to you to open the letter beside you on the

Twisted Goddess The Freak!
hey dumbshit u dont have any 1 obsessed over ur ugly ass remember? no 1 wants ur ugly ass and ur being paranoid, get over ur self ladie seriously,lol. i gotta say ur in2 sum sick crap! please , ladie u need serious help. u spineless tramp!i only created another account 2 get thru 2 ur sorry ass for a message since u blocked me like a gutless coward,. i think ur on the wrong chatsite, idiot, u should be in the bdsm freaks chatsite, ROFL seriously get a life, oh and good luck finding ur slave boy,ROFL SKANK!

Christmas: 1914
Christmas 1914 A frosty Christmas eve when the stars were shining I travel for the mourn where westward fall the hills and for many little village in the darkness of the valley distant music reached me as the bells were ringing Then spend my thoughts to olden times to that first of Christmases where Sheppard’s who were watching herd music in the fields and they sat there and they wondered and they knew they could not tell whether it were angels or the bright stars were singing But truly herd affair it was starey music to singing of the angels the comfort of our lord words of old that come traveling by the riches of the times and I softly listen as I stood upon the hill and I softly listen as I stood upon the hill

Noel Leon
Noel Leon Leon Dixon leaves his Christmas lights up all year round its something different about out town we’ve often wondered why he never takes them down but Leon leaves his Christmas lights up all year round there’s a big bright Noel flashing off and on in the yard where the children play the whole year round we’ve all gotten used to it year by year not it’s kinda gotten to be a part of things around here (chorus) Peace on earth good will to men Christmas time is here again can it be all that wrong to feel like Christmas all year long Leon got sick its been back a while short on luck and money but he still wore that smile and nobody could stand to see him do without so we drove over to see if we could help out yeah, the Noel flashed on and the bills stayed paid I felt so warm as we drove away I had never seen Christmas spelled so clear as when I saw Leon Flashing in my rear view mirror (repeat chorus) Noel Leon

Mastrubation
if a chic hit me up an sed she mastrubated 2 my pic i would b impressed, i would want 2 see it on video of course , but im a dude , show me sumthin dnnt jsst talk about it , hahaha , whutever im a perv , so send me your mast vids :'thatmuthafukka@yahoo.com' yeah its reel, if your lucky ill send one bak or we can get 2gether an fuk! thtz whut im talkin about !!

1st Time
So a friend was going to the local gay bar with her bi sexual friend lastngiht and wasnt really comfortable about going and kept asking me to go I really didnt feel like it and was actually ready for bed. Well she called and told me I HAD to come down and its only 5 minutes from my house so I did. It was the funnest thing I ever fucking saw! There was a Xmas show and it was drag queens It was soo damn funny. I had fun got pulled to the dance floor but a cute girl and forced to dance with her lol.( shut up melanie i know your laughing if your reading this ) anyways it was really funny watching these big menly men in dresses lip singing and dancing around.My first time seeing a real live drag queen up close lol.

Busy As Hell
So here goes. I've tried to keep the lounge thing to having fun and the personal life separate. But I do mean having fun and making friends -- no Fu marriages or five knuckle shuffling. Not knocking it. In 20 years I've had my share of that kind of fun too. But I do have a family now. People have been sick and I have been taking care for them or trying to take on their duties when time allows. This family is due to be bigger very soon. I have two jobs, but love them both. Hopefully I'll get out of the one I love and into the one I really love full time. The dream job. Real Life™ is my playground, good friend, and only enough of a nemesis to keep me strong. I am sorry to any friends I have been making who don't see me as much. I probably will drop out for a couple of weeks in the near future. I enjoy spending time with everyone! You guys are all great for your own reasons. The real world is just demanding a lot more than usual these days.

Raindrop
A raindrop fell. It fell on my lap. I was siting all alone Watching the rain rap. It huddled against me, Creeping into me Breaking away from all that rain, Why had it come to me ? It said it was lonely Just like me. Waiting for his lover, Just like me. No matter how beautiful The rain maybe, Without you, my love No rain seems happy to me. Come and huddle with me Keep me safe in your closeness, Let me feel your breath on me And your fingers touch my softness. My love, I have cried a lot, Just like the rain has poured, And just like that raindrop, I have a tear hidden somewhere. Don’t go on the beauty of the rain, Remember that little raindrop. Don’t go on the smile I give to all, Remember, I have a tear also in store.

Noise
Singularly I sit...watching shadows on the wall...listening to noise...watching the notes fall...thoughts race threw my head...stagnant has grown my brain...loss of love and life...there's way too maney pains...jumbled pages of memories the words blending here and there...mixing up my thoughts...catching me unaware...the lies of old mix with the new...the past.. future... and the days...restlessness engulfs me... this is one thing that will not change...to go..to stay...to run away...but where do you go from here....for you always carry with you ...all your hopes and all your fears...to leave them destitude... alone... burried in a grave ...is the best that I can hope for ....nevermore to be thier slave...With a blade sharpened I slash threw fears...with a pen.. cross out my hopes...and I'll be off to lands unknown..perhaps its there i'll cope..A new way ...a new day...the sun it may not shine...but the memories I keep within...will carry me through time...forgive ...forget...believe..

Nothingness
I'm pulled into blackness ..a wide open nothingness..darkness envelopes me..I wander aimlessly...no other soul is around..only nothingness can be found..Its a black peacefullness I've never known...I wonder if its you I've outgrown..your face i no longer see...no pain do i feel..no smile to embrace me..calm nothingness abounds all around...and not a soul do I seek to see..no longer do I long to be...I'm struggling to free myself...with unconscious wanting not to leave..a need to linger a while longer..perhaps for eternity...I have no wants..no needs ..no lust for anything...the sight of my reflection in a mirror... no longer holds interests for me...even the vainty of my soul ...this has ceased to be...I could just stay here in my nothing world..a place just for me...my own paradise of nothingness... where no one... could ever touch me...all sounds have disapaited..no music for my soul...i'm drifting further into this black void of a hole...all desires are swept away...with each step m

One Special Christmas
One special night of Christmas By Eric Ethan There is something special I want to share with you A long log cabin that was big and it was just right The night I put the Christmas tree up and decorate the inside and out side with glitter and bright lights Cause I want this special Christmas for you I made the egg nog and cookies with a big dinner that you would like Tonight is the night not to think of your diet but to live like queens and king on this Christmas day. I got dressed in red and wore my black cowboy hat with a red coat and scarf I got in my red truck and off I rode into the night to pick you up I blindfolded you with a red scarf to get in this Christmas holiday I said I have a surprise for you that we always talked about and I want to make this special night for you. I helped you out of the truck and got you to drive, I turn the outside lights on to get your surprise I took

Twisted
Keith SweatTwisted - Featuring Kut KloseMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Twisted ( Keith Sweat ) Oh yeah baby You got to make your mind up Yeah, Kut Klose, hear me out 1-You know you are my lover You got me twisted over you I know I got what you need So what you wanna do Baby, baby I know Baby I love you so But you don't feel like I do Tell me what can I do 2-But I gotta be strong You did me wrong When I thought that we were really down So you say you want me Make up your mind 'cause I'm not gonna be here for long (repeat 1) Baby, baby in time Baby I know you'll find That what you needed was here And think about it my dear (rpt 2, 1...) Breaking up down You got me twisted Thinking about the way that things use to be When It was you and me girl I was so free See you had my life Like Cupid and I was just down right foolish and stupid But now I know the reason for the pain and the headaches You

~~the Eye Test~~~
The Eye Test Can you find the B (there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your wish won't come True... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Once you've found the B Find the 1 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Once you found the 1............. Find t

Love Is A Miracle That Finds Us
Have you ever watched a red sherbet sky With a collage of clouds cascading by It reflects upon the ocean It looks like the sun is falling in Its like a lullaby in motion to watch the night as it begins have you ever waited along stardust beaches descending from silver sands of time longing for you to come inhale my first kiss upon your lips and to feel your rhythmic motion as our bodies intertwine it is in your arms that love cannot disdain me nor shackle the passions that fuels the fires the prisms that glistens from the sweat of your chest arouses my prodigious and never ending desires remember the red sherbet sky as it blends with the emotions we unfold love is a miracle that finds us and can never be bought nor sold

Funnnyyyyyy
A Have to Read A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their Anniversary submitted this: Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome! !!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was

Full Moon
Night waifting through longing wailing fog that seems to linger on forever. Winds howl in song of sorrow, riping, shreding lurking up at the full moon. Eyes of prey shivering as the full night wagers on, the weak cowerd in thier burrows only find themselves being dug up. Beautious beast stares stright on, it knows what it wants, smells the sweetness and taste of the fury beast within. charges full on to her prey, smiling fangs licking lips as she comes closer to her prey. pouncing on. what do you think she does? written by merri

Tiny Dragon Poems
Eyes set deep in past. See the years of sorrow set deeply. Lips set apart in longing. Breath the years of sorrow set deeply. Heart set empty feeling. Beat the years of sorrow set deeply. .................................... Misting through deep soft cool grass in a wonderous path. brushing through the trees to see what is upon my path. Peeking at what i may see in astonishment of pure moment. fairies bathing in the creek giggling in upmost joy in the spring morning rays. Smiling at the purest fairies. written by merri

Zombies
drifting to deep sleep, blackness all around not a sound to be made. wondering in my white shimmering night gown, long dark hair ever still, green eyes wide open seeking my way through the dark. fog curling swirling creeping up to my bare feet just ahead i see figures creeping along the fog, branches of twigs starts to entangle my feet to keep me still, spread my fingers apart to claw away the branches. zombies comming to my way i start to run. i run into the blackness forever running no where to run to. nothing for miles i run in eternity. my bare feet swifting faster and faster and the zombies some how get closer and closer thier finger tips just about reaching my flowing hair, i dont seem to be moving at all even my legs run faster and faster and they somehow are still behind me. zombies grasp my arms, tackled being ripped apart. i awake in cold sweat dripping to my bosoms, beads tickling my forhead. head pounding hard as my heart trys to slow down. i see my breath in the cold air a

Manipulation
How some people do their best to talk themselves and others into thinking that whatever they did isn't their fault and how they are in fact the true victim. Like you could have a man who cheats on the pregnant girlfriend he said he would someday marry, leave her while she's still pregnant, spends every penny he makes on himself, and still tries to make the mother of his child feel like everything he does is because she is driving him to do it. That she brought it on herself. Everytime she gets furious when he proves to not live up to any of his promises or obligations, he claims he is fed up with her treating him like shit when he has been apparently "been so great to her". How can he really be blamed for having lied and manipulated her for so long, when it is really him who should be felt sorry for since he had to put up with her constant sticking up to him every time he acts like a five year old who isn't allowed to have McDonald's for dinner? Manipulation, emotional, and p

Robin (dc Comics) Original Artwork On Ebay
Hi again, Just to let you guys know, that this weeks Staz Johnson ebay artwork sale consists of 11 pages taken from my 3 year run on Robin. Pieces of 'Staz' art being offered for sale by users other than 'Nightclown' are not being offered by me.. & as such I can't vouch for the sellers. Last weeks Catwoman sale went really well, with every single page selling. As usual, if anyone has a question, they can contact myself or Lysa by PM or shout. Click the pic to visit the sale page.

10 December 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, December 10: Be prepared for resistance at every turn today. Wear face paint to get in the proper mood for battle, and be ready to run if it turns out your adversaries are bigger than you.

The Web Cam Lovers
The Web Cam Lovers I had chatted with a lovely lady for over two months on my laptop. She had been wonderful to me as an online companion. The first week we chatted and become interested in each other. The second week we discovered that we both had web cams. The third week we spent our time flirting with each other while viewing each other on our monitors. Often daring each other to show some skin. Then the real deal took place. We exposed our sex organs to our cameras. The first time we did mutual masturbation while web caming was the kinkiest sex I had ever had. We had a standing date, every Tuesday and Thursday morning we would meet at 8:45 AM. There with the both of us on our beds we would hot chat for a few minutes, then turn on our web cams. Often we would try to surprise the other by having different things in bed with us. We became more and more aggressive with our masturbation until I told her that we had to meet in person. She agreed. After work Friday I drove to the airport.

Life And Mistakes
drown in a river and die as much as my life as come and goes how much farther of the changes n sacifice will go the world may never know on the darkside of me. as i lay here wondering if i have made too much of myself threw out life or is it the faith n passion i have to love n work hard at wat i do. at times i wondering mistakes i made in life n the fuck ups i did was well worth it but sometimes i think made it was wrong the whole time n i just never looked back to realize it. but one day i will find out on the other hand time and patience will come. by Josh Snider p.s wat would be a good name for this poerty

Lonely
everyday it seem like the black days will come up and haunt me again. but sometimes it seem like i wish it never happen or things could of been different. everyday that i look at a picture of and think back about all the good time i have had threw out life with a special someone. but sometimes i wish i only met the three i really was loved by and not noone else. as i look into the sky and wondering why this day has come and been black and evil everyday since. but i hope that it will all change and go back the way it was before the dark and black days that came before this bullshit ever happen to me and hope never again.

What Love Is
Love is great Love gives you what nothing else does Love gives your life a meaning Love is pain Love hurts you heart Love hurts your head Love is happy Love makes you smile Love makes you laugh Love is sad Love makes you cry Love makes you feel worthless Love is confusing Love forces you to make decisions Love forces things aside Love is hate Love stops you wanting to carry on Love stops you being you Love is warm Love makes you feel special Love makes you feel wanted Love is rare Love is hard to find Love is one of a kind Love is priceless Love is all emotions Love is the best thing you will ever have Love is the only thing you should never let go

" Someone Special "
" Someone Special " This is a poem about a very special guy his name is _____ and thats no lie. Your very sweet in so many ways. Just wising smeday you'll come my way. And I want to say there is no one like you or never will be. ____ you like a dream come true and all I want is to be with you. My love for you is true and thats no lie and I want you to know that you will always be my guy. Your my sweetie, my baby, my honey and I wish I was with you now. So i give you all my love. ____ your sweet and there is no one like you and I want and need you. I want you to know there is no one else and you are my one and only choice I want. Our love is true, our love is fair and I want you to know sweetie that I'd follow you anywhere.

What Romance Is
Romance is... Young, tender love grown fine, aged and old Through paper and cotton to silver and gold... Romance is... Staying together 'til death it doth part A safe lifelong home for mind, spirit, heart... Romance is... Diapers and bottles, birthdays and teens Grandparents together and same ol' routines... Romance is... Picturesque beauty now feeble and weak Caring and comforting words that bespeak... Romance is... A warm, helping hand to have and to hold 'Til springtime of youth sees maturity unfold...

Don't Believe
Don't believe someone who tells you that they want to be with you. Don't believe someone who tells you that you are there babygirl. Don't believe someone who tells you that they LOVE you. So don't ever believe them when they tell you anything. Just tell them that you don't believe them until they show you that they mean it. And tell them when they do that then you will believe it.

Hummmmm
well it is so hard to fulfill your fanatises when nobody is real anymore and honest sex is grest for us but we like adventure and wanting some more excitment in are bedroom but we like to know people, and keep it safe and clean no drugs i just wish we could find that right kind of people or couple to be friends with and more

!!!ugly Bitches!!!!
people.STOP telling ugly mother fuckers they are hot.stop telling fat bitches they are sexy.if some dude has a beer gut like myself,and you dont like it.let that mother fucker know.Call a crackhead a crackhead and a bitch a bitch.stop being a kiss ass.i fyuo get a one for being a cock sucker....so be it.its a web site.and if your offended by this.suck a cock with aids....youre probably ugly..or retarded.in wich case you shouldnt be parading your ass aound on the god damn internet...ya know.ive seen some nasty shit on here.i cant take this shit anymore...some of you bitches are butt ugly.face it.people cant get that drunk.