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Clark Kent On Tequila
A guy walks into a bar on top of a ski skraper. He sits down next to a buff looking guy who looks like he had a little more booze than he can handle. The buff guy looks at the bar tender and then at him and says `'hey, did you know that this building is construckded in such a way that if I was to jump out the window and the wind would glide me safely to the ground. The man, who decided he could use a laugh said, 'prove it.' So the guy walks over to the window and jumps out. A few minutes later he walks back into the bar and says, 'told ya.' He looks at the bar tender who is shaking his head and laughing, and says, 'do that again.' So he does it again. The man astondished walks out to the window and jumps out and falls 100 stories to his death. The bar tender looks at the buff man and says, 'you now, you are a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman
~the Gift~
The Gift Summer comes and pears ripen, plump, juicy yellow-reds hanging on low branches. Behind rusty old chicken wire, jumbles of forest-green cucumber logs play hide-n-seek beneath their tangled vines. Sweet, clear notes from a familiar violin float from an open upstairs window into the street below. I daydream of exhilarating heights attained only by a swing, dirty, beat-up knees, mischievous grins. Reaching out, I carefully pluck a single pear; its juices dribble down my chin as I sink my teeth into the tender smooth skin.
Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?' 2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.' 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.' 5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!' 6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.' 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?' 9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.' 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!' 11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.' 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that
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Did You Cheat?
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven because heaven is so big!" The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?" The first guy says, "Twenty-four years." "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asks. The guy says, "Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven." Peter says, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive." The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy says, "I was married for forty-one years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well." Peter says, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln." The third guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was ma
My Childhood
Did they love you? Did they hold you? Or were you never good enough... Why did they make you grow up? Grow up too soon. I could see you were still a child You were for spite, oh strange disdaining You died for love, yet knew not of the emotion Were you scared in the closet? Was it dark? Was it cold? Was he there? Breathe child, it's over Take your heels off and stand three feet tall. Are they happy now? The childhood you never had is now gone, taken so soon Will you ever grow up at all? Yes breathe child, he's gone The world saw you on television, like a lonely wife, mother of two How old are you? We love you Will you ever grow up at all?
Gah Too Much Cherry!!!!
So any way I put together a play list and I added it to my Stash and also put it on my main page in my music section. I think I've over done it because my page loads SLOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!! I also think I may have over done things with trying to put in a slide show on my page as well. Can we say overkill. I'll give it some time and figure out where I want all my stuff to go I may take off my play list because one or two of the songs I put on it are messed up. Who knows I may just scrap my slide show as well. Try and keep things simple so I don't make myself crazy and get mad at my computer for all the stuff I keep dumping on to the websites I'm working with.
Burlesque Venues To Be Made Illegal In Nsw?
I'm not one to normally post in support of lots of protests - but this one strikes a little too close to home to allow me to not post it. - I note that this has potential ramifications for places like: The Sly Fox, Hellfire, Bloodlust, Salon Kittys, The Kastle, Kings Court, Mardi Gras, The Oxford Tavern, City of Sydney RSL, 34b... and many other performance spaces/clubs/nights where there is partial nudity (such as burlesque performances) and even implied sexual behaviour... I recommend reading the attached links and then acting appropriately. [Lifted from 'pinkandsparkly' on LiveJournal]. [Premier Morris] Iemma and [Minister Frank] Sartor are reversing the decriminalisation of the sex industry in NSW by introducing harsh and discriminatory laws that will oversee eviction of private workers from their homes, power and electricity cut off from non-Council approved brothels, and the Land and Environment Court hearing applications aiming to render entire sections of neighbourhoods '
The Chalice
You hold out the poisoned chalice, And bid me take a sip. I know full well what’s in there, I know you brewed that mix. And yet I take it from you, And bring it to my lips. I will drink your poisoned chalice, Though I know it makes me sick. Once you said you loved me, Now you offer a heart that’s dead. Yet I will love forever, So I follow you to the bed. Give me your poisoned chalice, I beg in the dark morn. I want to drink all willingly, And then be dead by dawn
25 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, June 25: Staring into space has always been one of your favorite hobbies. To lend your pastime some street credibility, you'll tell people you're a writer. They'll believe you until they ask to read your manuscript.
25 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, June 25: Change is in the air, and in order to make the most of it when it comes to your love life, you'll need to go beyond the surface level. Ask the important questions, both of those you encounter and of yourself too.
Goodbye Cherrytap!
Kelly Rowland - Stole (live)
Kelly Rowland - Stole (LIVE)Uploaded by foxysoul
Kirk Franklin & Mary Mary - Thank You
Kirk Franklin & Mary Mary - Thank YouUploaded by wanzea
Yolanda Adams & Donnie Mcclurkin
Yolanda Adams & Donnie McClurkinUploaded by wanzea
The Prayer
The Prayer Y: I pray you'll be our eyes And watch us where we go And help us to be wise In times when we don't know Let this be our prayer When we lose our way Lead us to a place Guide us with your grace To a place where we'll be safe. I pray we'll find your light. Y: I pray we'll find your light And hold it in our hearts Y: And hold it in our hearts And stars go out each night Y: Stars go out each night Remind us where you are. Y: Remind us where you are. Let this be our prayer Y: Let this be our prayer When shadows fill our day Y: When shadows fill our day Lead us to a place Y: Guide us with your grace D: Guide us with your grace Together: Give us faith so we'll be safe. Together: A world where pain and sorrow will be ended And every heart that's broken will be mended And we'll remember we are all God's children Reaching out to touch you Reaching to the sky. D: We ask that life be kind Y: We as
The Whitney Houston I Loved
Whitney Houston-All The Man That I Need Whitney Houston-All The Man That I NeedUploaded by hakim93200
Blonde In Starbucks....
Blonde in Starbucks.... A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize. The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads... (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !) "W I N A B A G E L"
We Need Help
Get your own glitter and more at We are bombing in here come help us as much as you can :D
The Top 10 Things Dads Won't Ever Say...
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -
Pic Of The Day
Why is it that we find humor in somebody else's misfortune?
Things My Mother Taught Me...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You are going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!" 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." 7. My Mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... "You're ju
To Those Wondering....
Some people have been asking me when greywolf(dennis) and I will be getting married. Well we have set a date but its not completely concrete but its april 9th. That is the date if everything works out ok. We picked that day because its a month after dakota's birthday and a month before dennis's birthday and another reason is because dennis and I were both born on the 9th of the month so that is why we chose that date.
The Truth About My Latest Survey
1. Do you still have pictures of you and an ex? My wedding pictures are still in a box somewhere. 2. Are you a bitch? No, although I've been called an asshole a few times. 3. Do you cuss often? Yes, godammit. 4. When was the last time you cried? Can't recall 6. Do you use lyrics to express how you feel? I play solos instead 7. Are you ashamed of your past? No; it's no worse than anyone else's. 8. Where does your grandma live? They've both passed on. 9. Anyone close to you ever died? yes 10. Who's always there for you unconditionally other then family? Family? Unconditionally? Who the hell are you talking to? 12. What was the last song you downloaded? Some dance tracks by a socialist music collective called "Red Unit." I don't generally approve of pirate downloading but they were giving these away for free and besides I think it's sort of funny to take things from people who think that "property is theft" but still want to s
For June 25,2007
yep yep i believe this one If a loved one has a lot on their mind recently, be understanding and try to help out more where you can. They'll appreciate the thoughtfulness of your gesture, and it will help everyone out in the end.
How Hot Are Your Kisses Quiz!
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble! How Hot Are Your Kisses?
What Is The World Coming Too?
So, I'm sitting here watching the story of this poor pregnant Ohio woman who was murdered by her children's father and I just don't get it. Now they saying she was killed in her home, which means that her son saw her murdered being that he was found home alone a few days later. Who in their right mind would kill someone in front of a child? In front of their own child (he was the father of the boy and the unborn child)? I just am so disgusted and angry. I was having a convo with my friend Mike today and we got on this topic and then we talked about post partum depression and the epidemic of women killing their children claiming post partum depression. I know everyone suffers differently from post partum depression, but I had post partum depression after my last son and not once did I think about killing my children. I may have thought about ending my own life, but not my innocent children. It's a shame that our next generation is being put through hell and/or having their lives taken
Never Met
Although we have never met we have known about each other in our hearts for years Although we have never met I have seen your Soft Smile with the eyes of my soul Although we have never met I have felt your warm embrace through the tenderness of your words Although we have never met I have enjoyed the pleasures of your affection wash my mind through the passion in your voice Although we have never met I have caressed you in the passionate embrace of my heart and mind Although we have never met I have Tasted of your scent as a vivid memory from yesterday Although we have never met I have kissed your lips and felt the charms that lie within Although we have never met I have loved you We have never met
Just A Joke For Ya's
'2 Old Farts' Two Old Farts, Gary and Chuck, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Gary didn't show up.Chuck didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.But after Gary hadn't shown up for a week or so, Chuck really got worried.However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park Chuck didn't know where Gary lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Chuck figured he had seen the last of Gary.But one day, Chuck approached the park and -- lo and behold there sat Gary! Chuck was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.Then he said, "For crying out loud Gary, what in the world happened to you?"Gary replied, "I have been in jail.""Jail?" cried Chuck. "What in the world for?""Well," Gary said, "you know Judy, that cute little waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?""Yeah," said Chuck, "I remember her. What abo
What I Have
To be honest with you, I do not have the words to make you feel better - But I do have arms to give you a hug - I have ears to listen to anything you want to talk about - I have eyes to see the pain you are going through - I have feet, to walk to you the minute you need me - And I have a heart - a heart that is aching to see you smile again
Wwe Wrestler Chris Benoit, His Wife, And Son Were Found Dead Monday And Police Said They Were Investigating The Deaths As A Murder-suicide.
FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife, and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide. Detective Bo Turner told television station WAGA that the case was being treated as a murder-suicide, but said that couldn't be confirmed until evidence was examined by a crime lab. The station said that investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. A neighbor called police, and the bodies were found in three rooms. Video: Wrestler Chris Benoit, Wife and Child Found Dead - FOX 5's Art Franklin reports. Video portions courtesy of USA Network. Lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department, told The Associated Press the deaths were being investigated as homicide, and that the causes of death awaited autopsy results on Tuesday. Pope said the bodies were discovered about 2:30 p.m., but refuse
Fifth Century Anti-christ
How easy it is to see demons everywhere. Until the 5th century AD, it was believed that the Anti-Christ was Nero, the Roman Emporer. We will be seeing Anti-Christs everywhere until he actually comes; when the Anti-Christ does come, it will be one that no one expects.
Happy Tuesday.
Please to be getting off my lawn.
Hi Friends Come Show Me Sum Love
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...and Then It Got Weird...
Stop poking me. Seriously. Enough. Stupid monkey.
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Poem For A Friend
The following poem was found on , and I wanted to let that person know I think very highly of him no matter what... Who Is A Friend? A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like those blades of grass you can never mow, standing straight, tall, and proud in a perfect little row. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.
Dear Civilians
Dear Civilians, We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. (4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dres
I've become convinced that you're not any sort of "icious". Also, you owe me $2.
The Texts has released the text messages sent by Chris Benoit to WWE employees (no names were given) on early Sunday morning between the hours of 3:51 and 3:58 am. Here is what the text messages said: Text Message 1 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53 a.m.) - Chris Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayetteville Georgia. 30215” Text Message 2 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:53 a.m.) - Chris Benoit’s cell phone “The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open” Text Message 3 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:54 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215” Text Message 4 to two co-workers (sent 6/24 at 3:55 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville Georgia. 30215" Text Message 5 to one co-worker (sent 6/24 at 3:58 a.m.) - Nancy Benoit’s cell phone “My address is 130 Green Meadow Lane. Fayetteville G
Old Blogs
I've decided to post some blogs from another site.I can upload a thousand picks but they can only show people a little about me.The blogs are from the last six months or older.In that time,I have moved from Atlanta back to Milwaukee.
I Like It
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who bitch about the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? Don't be jealous. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS CHERRY TAP!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX.
Within You
Dennis Miller Goes Nuclear On Harry Reid
I saw this show and was mad because I did not record it----now I've got it, and I'm going to keep it.
I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards !!
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like conditions central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm I rest my case.
Big One
2/10/07 My Grandfather
The other day I learned that my cousin put my grandfather in a retirement community.He now stays with my grandmother there.My grandmother had been there for about four years already because she had a stroke and became paralyzed on her right side.Since he has been there,he has become confused about why he is there.Physically,he's okay for the most part.The only thing would be his hearing and that he still smokes. The battle he now fights is adjusting to the fact that he cannot do things on his own anymore.I'm betting he was thinking that everything was all good when he stayed at his house 'cause my mother,cousin and brother were still tending to him.That obviously means that he was not doing things on his own.I see not that much difference between the retirement community and living at home.People will still be looking after him.He's got it real good.I'm inclined to think that his thinking is like that of a child,pre-teen or teenager....they wanna call their own shots. The only ma
Some grandpas will recognize this one lol (This is a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard, No man ever put a baby down faster! It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand,I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (afte
Eyes Connected To Ass'
This is a good one Did you know that in the human body, There is a nerve that connects the Eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, And it is responsible for giving people A shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair From your ass and see if it doesn't Bring a tear to your eye.
~whats Y/your Pornstar Name?~
Your Porn Star Name Is... Auntie Tata What's Your Porn Star Name?
Fishing Story
Subject: Fishing A man was fishing offshore in beautiful conditions. His first drop began with a 65 lb Kingfish and the second produced a 20 lb snapper. On the third drop he had just scored his first ever Yellowfin tuna when his mobile phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the intensive care unit. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever fishing trip. He decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the hospital. He ended up catching several personal bests, and all in all, had his best days fishing by far. He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shoute
Last Kiss
It was 9'oclock as I slowly entered your room As I see you there sleeping upon your bed As I have a face full of wonder on why you called As you raised with a face of interest To find that you wish me on your bed Without a second notice I find you on lap Slowly kissing my neck Watching you undress was agreat honor As this will be your first time I said I would take it slow Then when I layed you on your bed With your pants to the floor You hurry me to make love to you As I went in you gave me a scream of delight With pleasure on your face I slowly proceeded Sticking it further each time on your command As seconds turns to minutes And minutes turn to hours We lyed there on your bed in deep appreciation Seeing you stareing into my eyes Tells me that you enjoyed it As I was leavin you asked if I loved you With my reply I slowly gave you one final kiss And said yes
Very Hot Brunette
This Day
today is not a rant or a rave or a soup box or anything like that. it is what it is and it aint much but im supposed to find that release..that "happy place" and this is supposed to be a way to do it so here goes...i doubt it will be any form of happy place today..just a place. ok so first let me just say i was on the way to the psychodocs and i was listening to metal opera and saw this bald eagle flying over lake sammamish and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD that was so powerful that i just wanted to bust out into tears and why is that..who was magical and surreal and breathtaking and blahblahblah ok enough of that. what was i feeling before that...hmmm i was listening to heavy dark operatica so i must have been in a very dark can opera be dark...easily listen to Nightwish "Sleeping Sun" thats metal opera...for example the word to that song are on my profile under music for that fact its deep. so that must have been the mood....deep and dark and heavy. which isnt necessari
My Best Poetry
"Ship of Dreams" Radiant Ship, glowing with encouragement. Bound for America in a mere five days. Man, Woman, child in their Glory of triumph. All full of Wonder of The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that Couldn't Sink. Devotion Greeting through embody, knowing not what would become of them, for they all knew. It's The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink. "Iceberg, Straight ahead!" Shattered all hopes, Shattered all Dreams. Mixed minuts went by, Ocean started swallowing. Reliziation hit, they're going under. In The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink. So many people, so few boats. Some woman, children survived. Few men able to reunite. Wary through passion, vanishing through midair. Promises kept, memories through past lives, whispers of good-byes. In The Ship that couldn't sink. The Ship that couldn't sink. "SOULMATES" Two Souls connected as one in Heaven. To be dis-connected on Earth, To find each ot
Life is Difficult I read this on "( and thought it was very intuitive to the way people think about life. 'Life Is Difficult' So begins 'The Road Less Traveled,' the groundbreaking self-help classic that brought together psychology and religion. By M. Scott Peck Life is difficult This is a great truth, one of the greatest truths. It is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult--once we truly understand and accept it--then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters. Most do not fully see this truth, that life is difficult. Instead they moan more or less incessantly, noisily or subtly, about the enormity of their problems, their burdens, and their difficulties as if life were generally easy, as if life should be easy. They voice their belief, noisily or subtly, that their difficulties represent a unique kin
Oh Hell Yeah
I'm saving up to leave VA come sometime this august,no doubt alittle after my brother's wedding but yes,I am GOING in any way possible to Oklahoma to be with my jive king and I know I would get a great reference from my current employer so it's all good mmhmm. Sincerely, The Queen
Sour Apple Martini
Dark Knight
Values of honor drives the dark knight to patrol evil. The heavy thud of his boots shakes the tall trees as a warning . Knights anger roars into the night. Calling to Evil one. Coward show your true self now. You can’t run forever. The leaves on the trees trembled as his words rumbled like a tornado. Hostile threats rocketing through the air igniting rage. Tonight the battle ends Onlookers fighting back the bile rising from the pungent smell of hate. Bones cracking and blood spurting the two exchange powerful blows Evil attempts to fight dirty but Knight is on a mission Evil will be paying for his sins. His sword plunges deep Evils vile blood pours to the ground. Knight looks too heaven He cries in a mournful howl I did not ask for this burden Everyone grows quiet a young child approaches knight. Beckons him to his knees Like the gentle breeze of April Thank you she whispers in his ear. The great knight weakened by the sweetness of
18th Birthday...
I need some ideas for my 18th birthday...I know you guys have something I can do...give me any thoughts you have please...anything!!!
Charleston 9 Our Fallen Brothers Pt 2
Charleston 9 Our Fallen Brothers Pt 2
Poem-fury & Freedom
I'm getting one of those headaches agian, probly from getting beat. I hurt so bad, these past few weeks, I couldn't even eat. I'm getting one of those headaches again, I don't know what to do. The pain is hurtting so bad inside, it's splitting me in two. I tried to make it stop before, it didn't seem to work. All because that guy right there decided to be a jerk. He pushed me down and tossed me around, and for that I could not stand. I grabed a knife and thought to myself,"Tehy will not find this man." I hit him where I always hurt, in the head and heart. I put him in the car, my God it would not start. I took him to the truck and put him in the bed. I wish this pain I feel would just leave my head. I drove for what seemed like days, through brush and dried up streams. I looked around and thought it safe, that no one would hear my screams. I saw the clouds and prayed for the rain to cover my tracks. I tossed the knife in with the body, it felt more like an axe. I mixed
Friday Links: Live At Mohegan Sun - Turn On Your Webcams, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus Tomorrow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY's SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Fridee everyone... The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE from The Wolf Den inside Mohegan Sun Casino in lovely....scenic...umm, middle-of-nowhere-but-still-to-be-here Uncasville, CT. We brought our webcams and we got Dancin' girls!!!! (or they just showed up apparently), so if you want to see any of this goodness, TURN ON YOUR PALTALK!p (and head on over to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room) Our buddy, Louis CK, who is part of the Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, is here with us this morning, and of course...he'll be performing tomorrow with the rest of the comics on the tour at the Mohegan Sun Arena. Do you have your tickets yet??? NO??? CLICK HERE FOR LINE UP AND TICKET INFORMATION! If you can't make it to the show, you can still PRETEND you were there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-made from authentic buffalo nostrils (so we're told... we could be mistaken): CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY
For June 29,2007
Sometimes you just need this person to listen, but in this case, their advice is dead-on. A loved one's words of wisdom really hit home, especially about career matters. Even if the truth stings, make sure you hear it.
Okay,I openly admit that Valentine's Day does not mean much to me.I can do the same thing for someone special on any of the 364 days in a year with far more results too.VDay is totally predictable to me.I like the element of surprise and VDay hinders that.Some would say,"You can still surprise someone with a particular gift.",but that person is still expecting something on that day.It's not like a VDay gift will forever make your significant other content.Hellz NO!!!! You still have to ante up another day. Why wait for a special holiday to do something special for someone?
Ana's Song
Purdy Inc.
Bls Club
Missing You, Mother ~MK Her smile Her eyes What warm embrace I miss Shes gone So gone What can I do now So much I need My questions go ignored So many Help me Mother please. Alone awake afraid that its not allright Forgive me please forgive how can i make this right? the past the reality its never going to be the pain the anger all nothing for you to see the tears i cry for you but really for me so much I remember warm cookies on winterday mother no don't go who will love me today. 6/28/07
The empty room The rage... is quiet, is loud, is inside us, always there, simmering, boiling beneath the surface The hate... Is an illusion, is my reality, is hidden, deep within my heart The fear... Is my companion, is a way of life, is within each of us from the beginning The greed... Is what rules us, is our greatest threat, is the hand that guides my fate The love... Is a lie, is a dream, is what everyone desires, but no one seems to find The pain... Is how I know I'm still alive, is unbearable, is the chain that keeps me locked inside... This empty room of my soul ~MK
Regrets, filled with fire body and soul burning desire it was a dream fullfilled by fire winters moon rapid skies life on hold forever this time choices made regrets complete never to be sadness comes stalking me prey for the devil his sympathy scars and pain instead of quiet caresses memories of you tears on my cheeks time and patience forgiveness makes punishment and anger hate and greed replace all of this with love and need desire for home a martyr makes a soul afire with wanton need reckless and spurning all sense of right mysteries solved new questions arise how can I live when I lost my life the night falls down like a blanket full of dew to cover my shame my sadness too. 6/28/07 ------------------------------
Things You Wish You Could Say At Work
40 things you'd love to say outloud at work... 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but, I don't understand a damn word you're saying 10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the
Hold On To Your Nuts
NEVER LEAVE YOUR NUTS ALONE A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he re turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everythin
You Think Gas Is Expensive.?? Just Look..
Here are some interesting prices that I stumbled on. 1.DIET SNAPPLE..$1.29(16oz.)......$10.32 per gallon 2.LIPTON ICED TEA..$1.19(16oz.)...$9.52 per gallon 3.GATORADE..$1.59(20oz.).....$10.17 per gallon 4.OCEAN SPRAY..$1.25(16oz.)....$10.00 per gallon 5.BRAKE FLUID...$3.15(12oz.)....$33.60 per gallon 6.VICK'S NYQUIL..$8.35(6oz.)....$178.13 per gallon 7.PEPTO BISMOL...$3.85(4oz.)....$123.20 per gallon 8.WHITEOUT....$1.39(7oz.)....$25.42 per gallon 9.SCOPE....$.99(1.5oz.)......$84.48 per gallon The REAL kicker is EVIAN WATER..$1.49(9oz.).$21.19 per gallon,and the buyers don't even know the source. So,the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water,Scope,or Whiteout...Or God forbid,Pepto Bismol or Nyquil. JUST A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP......!!!!!!
A Soul's Sign
The heart can see through these eyes of mine. It drinks beauty into me like a fine wine. If I seal these eyes shut will that keep beauty out. Something tell's me it would find it's way in without a doubt. So how do I keep beauty away from my heart. I am ready and willing to play my part. Let go of me I wish to see no more. It hurts too much my soul is tore. Wide open and bleeding the pain never ends. Beauty keeps coming with all that it sends. Could I destroy beauty would I even try. No I would not as I let out a painful sigh.
Tears Ago
Unconditional love I gave unfailingly. As faithful and devoted as any woman could be. By your side I remained through the worst of times. With my arms I sheltered my body while with your fists you consoled your mind. Nothing could turn me away from you. There's no place I could go, nothing I could do. I was yours mind, body and soul. That was tear's ago. An up hill battle I fought by choice. Sometimes I whispered, sometimes I raised my voice. I screamed, I yelled, I apologized and cried. I showered you with love, you stoned me with lies. Through all adversity I remained by your side. Mentally, physically and emotionally with all that was in me I tried. My love for you was a sight to behold. That was tear's ago. Anger and frustration taint my sweet memories. I fought for your love, you just fought and hit me. The pain of failure burned into my soul. You buried your love in bitterness and cold. I gave all I had till my resources ran dry. You were angry when I smi
This Blog Is 100% Free Of Penis.
I am becoming increasingly convinced that monkeys will not give up poo flinging for origami. This, of course, begs the question : Why then did those people invent origami in the first place? Laugh all you want, people. But until the moneys have been stopped, you run the risk of having poo flung at your head.
Breaking News On Amber Frey
LOSER! Scott Peterson's former girlfriend opens a spa • Amber Frey dated Scott Peterson in 2002; later, she testified at his murder trial • Peterson was convicted in 2004 of killing his wife, Laci, and her unborn child • Frey, a trained massage therapist, says she's wanted for years to open a spa • Peterson is on death row at San Quentin while lawyers prepare to appeal CLOVIS, California (AP) -- Amber Frey, the former mistress of convicted murderer Scott Peterson, is opening a day spa in a tony Fresno suburb. Frey said she planned to launch Escape Day Spa with a Caribbean-themed, adults-only party Thursday evening in a Clovis shopping center. A trained massage therapist, Frey said she was happy to give back to her community by creating jobs through opening the spa, which is decorated to create a "Tuscan feel." "It's something I've wanted to do since I went to massage school," Frey said. "It's exciting setting goals and moving forward with them." Frey dated Peterson in 200
I Will Be There
I'll be there When no one is there for you And you think no one cares When the whole world walks out on you And you think you're alone I'll be there When the one you care about the most Could care less about you When the one you gave your heart to Throws it in your face I'll be there When the person you trusted Betrays you When the person you share all your memories with Can't even remember your birthday I'll be there When all you need is a friend To listen to you whine When all you need is someone To catch your tears I'll be there When your heart hurts so bad You can't even breathe When you just want to crawl up and die I'll be there When you start to cry After hearing that sad song When the tears just won't Stop falling down I'll be there So you see I'll be there until the end This is a promise I can make If you ever need me Just give me a call and... I'll be there
02/27/07 40 Oz Of Beer
Last night, after I left my brother's house,I decided to stop and get some beer.I was gonna a buy a six pack but I ended up buying a 40oz of Miller.It had been quite some since I drank a 40oz.I got home and started sipping while sitting in front of my computer.Halfway through the buzz started kicking in.When I get a buzz from alcohol,my state of mind does not change too much because I maintain my boundaries with drinking.Physically,it's a different ballgame.My body is less sensitive compared to when I'm sober.My face gets slightly numb and my libido basically gets lazy on me.I've heard how alcohol makes people horny as hell but for me,it kills the mood.If I'm gonna knock boots,I have to do it stone cold sober.I guess the freak in me needs no extra help.Not even help from ganja.Ganja is for straight chillin' and listening to music from time to time. Over the past few years,I've known deep that I will gradually move away from recreational activities like beer guzzling and ganja smokin
~edith Piaf~
(pçäf´) , 1915—63, French cabaret singer, born as Edith Giovanna Gassion. She began to sing at 15 in cafés and in the streets of Paris and was soon engaged to sing in a cabaret. Fame quickly followed her appearances in nightclubs all over Europe and America. Piaf appeared in several movies, starring in Le Bel Indifférent (1940), originally a play written for her by Jean Cocteau. Her highly emotional and powerful voice was enormously expressive. Her performance of the song Milord was especially cherished by international audiences. See her memoirs, Au bal de la chance (1958, tr. 1965); biography by her half sister Simone Berteaut (1972).
Dream I Dream; atop the winged steed of dreams I seek. Holding tightly to love’s pale mane, hope gleams. Longing as endless night passes lending moonlit hue beneath ebony hooves; as all eternity, reverence gives. Withal to touch your hair, your face, your cheek To brush your lips, the very heart of dreams. And know that here within my love for you, Ere your absent from me, this very magic lives.
For Our Third Anniversary...
Happy Anniversary Thoughts with you in mind A true love is so hard to find A gentle touch means so much After 3 yrs I truly say Loving you more everyday I thank God for your great love Watching in the great sky above Looking down on us with pride Knowing with Him we will abide On this day I pray we will be Happy for eternity... Happy Anniversary, Jen I love you.
An Update.
Just so that everybody knows. The guy I was talking about, was a local guy. No one here in cherrytap has done anything wrong. Wanted to make sure the friends I have in here have been very nice to me. Love ya all.
Show The Way My Angel Of Darkness
Angel of darkness come with me hold my hand, make me see Child of the night show me your ways drag me beneath to run through your maze Everything not bright nothing of light pull me into your world let me be your girl Cover my eyes led by the blind Just cuts, Just scrapes don't worry I'm fine Our blood blends together, our scars just the same The darkness so beautiful, day so mundane My love belongs to you, take it and make it true Your mystique to angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, make me, hold me, I'm yours Immersed in your esoteric beauty, my countenance pours
Red Tears Shes Gone
I drink water and her blood is what i taste. I look in the mirror and i see her face. I dream and see her crying red tears, I see her trying to stab away her fears. The red fills the tub she lays in, Its happened before but i see it all again. I hear her voice when im on the phone, I see her when im alone at home. Red tears were on her face when she cried, Red tears covered her body when she died.
Unwanted Pain.
remember the days we had to sneek to see each other but now its no bother you came to me and wouldn't let me be i'm all alone there's noone here you use me and take away my fear you rip my shirt and i start to cry but my tears have gone dry you rip my pants i get scared it was just a dare i'm in pain you don't care as long as you are pleased i'm shouting in pain you push harder and then you get tired so you stop i can't cry my tears are dry i feel hate cause all you do is rape unwanted... ""this is the one thing i really can realte to. for yall who know me you know my story and the reason i wrote this sad sad poem ......
Make That $$$$
I was just thinking about something I saw on the news not too long ago. I tried searching for the article but could not find it. I did find something similar: The story I watched was about a married couple who made a porn website that people could go to and watch them have sex through their webcam. They charged like $20 each time and they made a million dollars in one year!!!! This is incredible to me. One year of having sex with your partner in front of a webcam could earn you ONE MILLION DOLLARS, and in only ONE YEAR! Your doing it anyway, right? hehe And it's not like you are cheating or sharing your partner with anyone. The best part about this is that these people were not even that great looking! I say go for it but the man is not down. Too bad.
Happy Birthday To Me???
I meant to do this entry on Friday... But the day was too busy and whatnot to do it... And I wanted to write about the get together also... Which would have been after the entry... This past year has been one that I doubt I will forget... But yet, at times it just seemed to fly by in a blur... I wrote soo much about what all had happened in my New Year's entry... So I think I will start from there till now... Instead of hashing up all that again... (you can always refresh your memory and go back to the entry if you want anyways)... Shall we start with the past 6, almost 7 months... and then move onto the day in question? Sounds like a plan to me... Let us begin... January... New year's night went strange as hell... Started falling for a crush, what can I say... It just felt nice to be in his arms when he hugged me... Thought it was somewhat mutual... (but I managed to scare him off... or someone else did, but that's getting ahead of myself)... S
I Said A Prayer For You Today
I said a prayer for you today, And know "The Spirit must have heard. I felt the answer in my heart, Although He spoke no word... I didn't ask for wealth of fame, I knew you wouldn't mind. I asked Him to send treasures Of a more lasting kind. I asked that He'd be near you, At the start of each new day. To grant you health and blessings And friends to share your way. I asked for happiness for you In all things great and small But it was for His loving care I prayed the most of all!
The Other Girl
Why the other girl for my name. Because being the other girl makes more sense. IT does not matter that it might not be by choice or it may be choice. Why be the other girl .Why not ? I get to enjoy going out and being pampered and then I go home. I don't have to fight over shower ,the toothpaste, the bills the everyday mundane life. I guess I have become jaded but in life Jaded is always a part of it. But can anyone really find happiness ? Or is it just selling one self short ? All thoughts to ponder From the other girl
The Original Spring Potato Salad
The Original Spring Potato Salad Ingredients About 2 pounds new red potatoes 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1 stalk celery, bias cut 1 1/2 cups frozen peas 1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese 2/3 cup mayonnaise 1 tablespoon white vinegar salt and pepper Directions 1. Cut the potatoes into chunks and boil them in salted water. It is not necessary to peel the potatoes. Drain the potatoes and let cool. Add the green onions, celery, frozen peas, and cheese and toss. 2. Mix the mayonnaise and vinegar together. Stir the dressing into the vegetables. Salt and pepper to taste. Refrigerate over night. Baker’s note: If you like, add tarragon, dill, or basil to your salad.
Confetti Roasted Potato Salad
Confetti Roasted Potato Salad We usually use russet potatoes for our roasted potatoes salad—though we prefer new red potatoes for traditional potato salad. In this recipe, green beans and red peppers are roasted with the potatoes. It is made with a vinaigrette and a touch of grated cheese. Ingredients 2 pounds russet potatoes, cut into 1/2-inch pieces 1 cup green beans, snipped into pieces 1 bell red pepper cut into slices olive oil for the pan and to spray on the potatoes, about 1/4 cup salt and pepper Make a vinaigrette with: 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup white wine vinegar 2 garlic cloves minced 1 1/2 tablespoons granulated sugar 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard 1 tablespoon dried, crushed basil or 2 tablespoons chopped fresh basil 2 or 3 tablespoons of grated Romano cheese Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. 1. Spray a baking sheet or pizza crisper with cooking oil using a mister. Place the potatoes on the sheet. With the mister, spray the pota
How To Make German Potato Salad
How to Make German Potato Salad German potato salad is made with a vinaigrette and served warm—though we find cold German potato salad to be just as good. The vinaigrette is usually made sauce-like by cooking it with potato starch, corn starch, or flour. If you are not familiar with German potato salad, give it a try. This traditional potato salad is made with sliced potatoes and plenty of bacon mixed with the potato slices. It is a very good version of the original. Ingredients 1 pound new red potatoes 6 slices bacon 2 tablespoons butter 1 tablespoon corn starch 3 tablespoons granulated sugar 1/2 cup water 1/3 cup white wine vinegar 1/2 cup chopped green onions salt and pepper to taste Directions 1. Cook the potatoes in salted water until they are tender but still firm. Cool them in cold water. Thinly slice the potatoes and set them aside. 2. Cook over the bacon over medium heat until evenly brown. Let the bacon cool on paper towels to absorb the
Family Fun
I am finding out that I am having more fun when it comes to family get-togethers than I used to. Yesterday we went to a birthday party for a 13 yr old, and I had a blast. I took my 4 kids and my girlfriend and her neice as well as my mother. Just being able to "hang with my crew" was fun in its self, but being able to just shut off the cell phone and unplug from the world and relax that was just ...... wow. I hope that everyone gets a chance this week to unplug and get some sun with the ones you hold near to you, be they friends or family or both. Have a great week everyone! ~work~
You call yourself a player...Cause it seems you played a few... You didn't seem to realize it was me playing you.... Its true you were good at your game.....and you came out a winner... But compared to me were still a beginner.... Theres still lots of learning....and you ain't shit yet.... If you didn't give a fuck...then why are you so upset... Although you tired to play me...things didn't end up your way... Cause your on your knees now...begging me to stay.... How does it feel to love?....How does it feel to be a failure?.... Fucker how does it feel to be played?
Lost Time
Ok. I guess alot of people cant read profiles. Yes i am in the bdsm lifestyle and i take it very seriously. I am n ot here to be looking for a new man or sex or cyber or anything like that. I am happy with my master and wouldnt trade him for anything. I am only here to meet new friends in and out of the lifestyle. If there are any Doms out there please dont contact me. I dont need that drama in my life right now. If you cant deal with the fact then please dont bother contacting me. But if you have questions about the lifestyle i will be more then happy to answer them the best i can. for those who want to come to me with stupid ass questions. here is some info...research before you ask stupid and petty questions.
Man Don't You Hate This.
Man don't you hate it when you miss someone,and you wish to hear from them,and you do.Only so they can live you hanging like an idiot their.They say that they will be right back,but never do.They just go offline,and your their like what the fuck.Yep it happens most of the time.~~sight~~Oh well i'm kind a getting sick,and tired of it,so call friends.Anyways i'm just piss,so your probably saying to me man who cares.Well anyways just wanted to state an opinion thou.Well you guys enjoy the sunday night,and have fun.
9 Years Tommorow
well tommorow is 9 years at 7pm...i feel like a failure even more then i did before i failed my family and taking care of them
Monday On World Rock Radio
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Personality Test
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What Wolf Are You?
What wolf are you?You are a Beta WolfYou are a second-in-command sort of wolf. You are close to the leader and have respect for them, as the others do for you. If something goes wrong, you are sure to inform you Alpha about it. Loyalty and passion run thick in your blood.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
1 The Endless Sea
I know a girl born on the same day as Iggy Pop. She has his attitude and also has made the same choice that Iggy took in 1976. And since Iggy has reformed the Stooges it is time to look into the period between 1971 and 2003. The lost period. Is it possible for someone like Iggy to become mainstream? Actually I don't think so. But on the other hand, without any connection to what the decent people regard as good and nice no one would bother to listen to him. That was the case as early as 1969 when Nico and Cale took him under his wings. Oh baby, what a place to be In the service of the bourgeoisie Where can my believers be I wanna jump into the endless sea This means: When you are too far out to become liked by anyone you are in a danger of becoming the favourite of the persons that rules the people who condemned you in the first place. Then you are allowed to play their clown, you become liked by the masses, and you even have the possibility to become near the the d
What A Beautiful Day! :)
I just can't believe its July. I could take temps in the 70s with sun and no humidity all year long. This is PERFECT weather! Not that much going on, busy with work, and David is here. yesterday we went to a local park and rented a boat and spent time floating around the huge lake they have there. I think I could do that every day too lol. The side effects from the meds are getting less, so I must be getting used to them now. I have 1 more week to go on the prednisone. I also have an appt with the Dr in the morning to make sure its actually doing my ankle some good. David wants to go see Transformers tonight. Not sure about that.. it is gonna be packed I bet. Hope everyone has a happy safe holiday week!
That Is The Truth
Okay, you got a little bruised in the process, but you've picked yourself up, dusted yourself off -- and to your great surprise, you're actually ready to start all over again. Isn't it amazing how resilient you are? Boy is that horoscope right on the money. I'm just getting ready to start over and try again. But I know in my heart that this is the one that will last until my time is up on this earth!
Mexican Lasagna
* Prep Time 20 min. * Cook Time 30 min. * Serves 8 1. 1 pound lean ground beef 2. 1/2 cup chopped onion 3. 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 4. 2 1/2 cups TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Salsa 5. 1 (11 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained 6. 1 teaspoon chili powder 7. 1 teaspoon ground cumin 8. 12 (6 inch) corn tortillas, divided 9. 1 (16 ounce) container BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Cottage Cheese 10. 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Sharp Cheddar Cheese 11. 1 (2.25 ounce) can small pitted ripe olives, drained Nutrition Info Per Serving * Calories: 365 kcal * Carbohydrates: 29 g * Dietary Fiber: 3 g * Fat: 17 g * Protein: 23 g * Sugars: 2 g . 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Brown meat in large skillet on medium heat; drain. Return meat to skillet. Add onions and peppers; cook until crisp-tender, stirring occasionally. Add salsa, corn and seasonings; mix well. 2. Layer one third of the mea
Family Member's Hatred Of Myself & Hunny
My hubby wrote the top part please read HOW SAD We tryed to make up and get the family back togeather but some asshole had to get involved again and open his shit hole and start again so were done with My SISTER and her peace of crap HUSBAND for good there loss once again.........this is what MY SISTERS husband wrote after trying to work things out and we thought all was forgiven on both sides but i guess hes got issues with his man hood HOW SAD all we what is peace!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is what we had till he wrote this...Now we will let it go and them go and we will have peace once again.....moving on as always... This is from his brother in law Alan which is posted on yahoo 360. Entry for June 27, 2007 I really have had it. i have always been pretty quiet about all the bullshit but those days are long gone.I am tired of reading about how certain members of my wife's family's problems are3 because of everyone else.You reap what you sow, if your life is shitty or has been
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Favored Place
I often go there during twilight, to our favored place of seclusion, made only for the two of us; sit in silence and dream of yesterdays. The moon grins at me, oblivious to my pain, as the city quietly slips into the night. At times, I forget and hear your call to supper or feel the brush of your hand against my face. Then, I wish to fall asleep and hope not to wake again. But my eyes insist to search for you in the sky. The myriad stars turn into dark flakes, into murderous blemishes on your skin, and I am witnessing again, your last bewildered glimpse. The desperate grip of your fingers on my arm, the guilt flooding your body for leaving me without a farewell. I could tell that your pain was only that of sorrow; that you loved me more than yourself. That is why I am punished with such immensity of grief and go there so often...
It's Been A Fast 30+ Years
1970: Long Hair 2007: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high. 2007: The perfect high yield mutual fund. 1970: Keg. 2007: EKG. 1970: Acid Rock. 2007: Acid Reflux. 1970: Moving to California because it's cool. 2007: Moving to California because it's warm. 1970: Growing pot. 2007: Growing pot belly. 1970: Douglas Street bridge. 2007: Dental bridge. 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 1970: Seeds and stems. 2007: Roughage. 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints. 2007: Popping joints. 1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel. 2007: Our president's struggle with fidelity. 1970: Paar. 2007: AARP. 1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine. 2007: Being caught with Hustler magazine. 1970: Killer weed. 2007: Weed killer. 1970: Hoping for a BMW. 2007: Hoping for a BM. 1970: The Grateful Dead. 2007: Dr. Kevorkian. 1970: Getting out to a new, hip
Different Types Of Panties...
Bikinis. The bikini panty is the most popular type of panty. Thongs. Racy and sometimes titillating, and propelled to popular heights,and also a type of panty designed to hide panty lines where the back goes in between the woman's butt cheeks. String Bikini . Similar to bikini cut panties, but instead of a thin hip grip, they have a small string, Boy shorts. Boy shorts are a new style of undergarments and are quickly edging close to bikinis. Briefs. Briefs are also known as granny panties. N0 Panties. People wearing nothing underneath is also a popular favorite. What about you? What is your panty type?
Things Men Would Do If They Had A Vagina For A Day
1. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 2. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 3. See if they could finally do the splits. 4. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 5. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 7. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 8. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 10. Finally find that damned G-spot. Things Women Would Do If They Had A Penis For A Day 1. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 2. Get a blow job. 3. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 4. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 5. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 6. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 7.
to all that don't kno he was my boifriend of 4 years and I luv him soo much
I'm so tired of being here Suppressed by all my childish fears And if you have to leave I wish that you would just leave Cause your presence still lingers here And it wont leave me alone These wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just to real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me You used to captivate me by your resonating light Now I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face that holds my once pleasant dreams Your voice that chased away all the sanity in me But these wounds wont seem to heal This pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase You'd cried I'd wipe away all of you tears You'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have... I tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though
I ... As You
I smile ... as you run I bite my lip ... as you bleed I lick your blood … as you watch For you have nothing else to give… I smile … as you die I bite my lip … to get more blood I lick with all the joy … with your death on my mind As you lived As you breathed As you died I smile … as watching the life leave your eyes
It Happens Everytime
Its happens every time you look at me. Like you know me. Your trying to hard. To make me happy. As if you didn’t know. it all makes me black inside. knowing your trying to love me. I smile at you because you really think I care. I try every day to hide how I feel. With a fake smile and a fake heart. but when the night hits and the fog comes over . as I stand there alone I let myself go. crying as I held the gun to my head. trying to control my hand. wanting to end it all. I hold back. my thoughts running. with every beat of my black heart. as I drop my hand. hearing the gun hit the ground. the last thing I hear in my head. your never going to escape this hell The sun is up. A new day begins. all my fake smiles. makes you happy again. you not knowing how cold I am. my skin so numb. my blood black as coal. my heart nothing but ice. but yet you look at me. like you know me. you’ll never know the real me. I wont let you know the dark side.
Turn Me On
You try to turn me on Without knowing me You think you got me But really I got you Things start to happen Lust comes into play You think you’ll have me But really I’ll have you You try and run from me You think your to gilded You start to scream But really Turns me on Time for your death For killing you is all I wanted To be covered in your smell Does nothing but I want more Having your blood all over my hands To watch the life leave your eyes As your lips turn blue So now you know What turns me on
I barely come on here, but I have more friends and Fans here then I do on any other site I go to. It's odd. Here in town, a lot of people stare, but don't say anything, but behind a computer monitor and keyboard, people are open and it's dumb, lol. I mean I'm forward in real life and online, if I don't like you or I think somthin bout you, I'm going to tell you, that's just how I was raised. So for everyone's info, I'm not scared to tell you what I think ;] So please don't take it to heart, unless your that low.
Love Begins With A Smile, Grows With A Kiss, And Ends With A Teardrop
Broken hearts are never healed. They haunt us for a lifetime even if we find someone else. Our past teaches us lessons that make us more aware and more human. Why then do we feel so hurt knowing it can only get better? Breaking up with someone you care about is one of the toughest decisions any of us will ever have to go through. Dealing with the pain and heart break is never easy. We just have to live the days as they are set out and not live in the past. All of us have had a broken heart. Even if it was a childhood sweetheart who left you for another boy who gave her a lollipop or a ten year marriage ended by adultery.
Lovei Never Had...
Looking back on our time together still brings me to tears. I withdraw into those moments we had which were so consumed with passion, and so full of promise. If I could go back and re-live each of those precious moments with you I would certainly do it. Even knowing the pain I would face when the time came to walk away. I know my feelings for you were, and still are, feelings of love unlike anything I have ever known. My fear is that I'll never again feel that racing heart, those butterflies in my stomach, and the fireworks that always erupted when we made love. Only time holds the circumstances that will either confirm, or dash my fears. I've also had to accept the fact that all that I felt was one sided. I loved you and I have no regrets about that. You were a wonderful man. And in the beginning you were mostly always honest with me. You always made me face reality and deal with life. How do you say thank you for something like that? Loving you has made me a better person. I kn
In The End.....
(Person 1)The problem is shit like that. It was one thing when it was just girls - that was weird enough. But now you throw guys into the mix - two guys at once, no less. All that experience...What am I supposed to think? (Person 2)You think good; because now she'll be all true blue and shit. The girl's tasted life, yo. Now she's settlin' for your boring, funny-book-makin' ass. (Person 1)Settling. That's comforting, Thanks. (Person 2)That's what I'm here for. (Person 1)I'm lust having a problem with all of it I can't get it out of my head these visuals of her doing all this shit. And I don't know why I can't let it go. Because I'm crazy about her, you know? I look at this girl, I see the future. I see kids. I see grand-kids. (Person 2)You're scaring me. (Person 1)I'm scaring myself. Because I think so much of her, and then I can't get over shit like 'Finger Cuffs'.I don't know what I'm doing. (Person 3)I went through something like what you're going throu
Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded...
I Don't Wanna Care
Here's another day Another girl left so confused Trying to find a way In the common likes of you But you're so undecided Stringing me along And it hurts just thinking 'bout one day your here and then your gone Nothing to say Wont hesitate Can't walk away from you You weren't there When I was scared Now all I wanna do is forget about love So I don't wanna care about love No I don't wanna care about us I don't wanna care at all anymore I used to only care a little bit But now I care way too much Now this love thing I wish I never felt it before I don't wanna care anymore Trying to brace myself For the fall coz you didn't catch me Promised that you would hold me tight, be the one I need But I stood waiting for you to come give me a ride Back to what love's supposed to be; I guess that was a lie You and I now I don't how I could have fallen so deep Coz you weren't here to wipe all my tears Erase it from my memories I don
Hello My Friends
to all my friends how are ya beatiful ladies doing today im doing fine today
I Am Still Alive
To the UAO members and to all my friends, I am still alive. Work has me running and gunning and I will get back to normal in due time. Running your own gig can get crazy and that is where I am at right now. I am stopping by everyonce in a while to see if any love has been sent my way. If you have, I will return the favor to let you know that you efforts are not for nothing. Love you all. SeVill
Is This It
The blogs i post what can i say.I know somewhere out there i make someones day.Alright I'm gettin somewhere.Some people has lost their way,Forgot their way of the meaning of life.Lost the path they were supposed to follow,where is the night and days we grew up and everything was ok.We had our problems that could easily be worked out.We still had each other in good and in doubt.The world has changed to a major degree.Anymore we fight with one another.It could be you and me,In this day and age we dropped to a level where we can stand another fellow.We were supposed to be there through thick and thin.Why all the hate i do not understand.I miss the old days where we all could be friends we'd still have our problems but we would find an end.WHy make it pointless like this stupid war.I've walked that path i'll walk down it nomore.Take everyday a day at a time.Don't rush at things and you'll be fine.Take each day as it is your last,live love and laugh.
Need All Friends And Family
please help me win this contest it ends tonite at 8pm central time..
There are two freedoms: the false where a man is free to do what he likes; and the true where a man is free to do what he ought.
Child Of The Moon
Child Of The Moon Donyale Luna Born Peggy Anne Freeman in Detroit, Michigan. Despite the parentage stated on her birth certificate, she insisted that her biological father was a man with the surname Luna and that her mother was Mexican. She became the first African American model to appear on the cover of Vogue (March 1966) During the late 1960s and early 1970s, Luna appeared in Salome, Camp (produced by Andy Warhol) and Satyricon. Towards the end of her career she crawled her way on and off the runways, didn’t show up for bookings and declared to anyone who would listen that she was from Mars. She died 1979. In sept 21 1967 Yoko Ono is seen in Carnaby Street with Anthony Cox ( But was she not with Lennon at that time? If she first went for McCartney in 1966 would that mean that mr Cox was behind what happened? Oh. She brought her husband over from New York to photograph asses. She would not dare to do it herself, and it wo
Alcohol Warning Labels
1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. 5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning. 7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. 8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. 9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. 11. Consumption
The Truth
Truth Truth I know that face you are making I see it all the time The one that says, "shit look at you, how'd you get to be that size?" Look again, take your blinders off You may see something that you like Do you see me now, the real me now, the one who lives inside? Look deeper, try to see behind this flesh facade It's difficult I know it is The others tried and failed I see it now a real smile now You're genuine and true It's a smile that lights your whole face up It looks really good on you See we're laughing now and joking now You're not scared of me anymore I am relaxed and you're relaxed A good time had by all The shallow people never know the truth I hide inside It's hidden deep in all of us It's there for us to find All you need is to believe there's something more than size Cause the only thing I care about Is the real you not the shell And now you looked inside of me You know the truth as well.
So, I'm seriously considering getting my tongue pierced. Anyone that can tell me more about it, pros cons etc.. please do so.
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hiya cherrys how ya all doing, hope ya all good and well. i just wanna say a big happy 4th of july to you all, have fun
Hurt Again
OK. So some of you know that "Vampire Guy" is married. (No lectures, please - we've been through that before.) Well, he truly IS in a place where he is trying to figure out whether he will stay in his marriage, or not. They are in counseling to help them make that decision. And I've known this guy for many years, and am familiar with their situation from long ago (from childhood), and don't know how or why they have stayed married in the first place. It's been bad between them for a long time, and they've seperated before. That is just a tiny history, and only relevant to the general situation, and not a justification of my involvement with him. Anyhow, while chatting on IM last night, I heard all about their counseling appointment, and how he is still reserving judgement on things for at least a few more appointments, beforedeciding what he wants to do. Sensible, I think. But I also think that there's only so many times you can hope for change and not have it happen. You can only bea
14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married
1. Watch yourself eating in front of a mirror. If you're put off, that's the view your future partner will have... 2. Live on your own. It's important that you find out what a hopeless slob you are before your beloved tells you. And then leaves you... 3. Go out with your friends for a "quick drink" and stagger home three days later... 4. Have a holiday romance with someone who doesn't speak a word of English. Who needs conversation? 5. Women: Take the soft toys off your bed. Nothing turns a man off more than performing in front of an audience of beady-eyed teddies... 6. Men: Get rid of those "How to Get Girls Even Though You're Poor and Ugly' books. They never work anyway... 7. Gobble the last slice of pizza without having to go through the 'No you have it, no really... Are you sure you don't mind...? 8. Walk about the house naked, without having to hold any bits in... 9. Have friends of the opposite sex. After marriage, it's too much effort to keep sayi
My Element
Your Element Is Air You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that! What's Your Element?
`Anne@ CherryTAP
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Everytime We Touch
Listen To Your Heart
More And More
the pain keeps resurfacing and I dont know why. I havent been this upset about him since he left me, and I cant understand why all of a sudden its resurfacing. The dreams I have at night keep getting worse and worse, and I find myself feeling like shit every day. I guess maybe I still cant get over what he did to me. He called his mom sometime last week and asked HER if she could get the rest of his stuff from me. AND invited her to a barbeque..... ok, he wouldnt have invited her to his friends house for this, so obviously the "friends" he went to go stay with, is his new girlfriend. The one he apparent directly left me for. Went straight from my home to hers. I doubt he even misses me. But I miss him. More I miss the companionship. He's the only real love I've ever had, and to know that he lied to me, told me he loved me back, and to know that he cheated on me with all these other girls. I feel like he just completley lied to my face about everything so I would take care o
Digging Day
I started digging today.. yep.. in my back yead. I am going to pour a concrete pad that my garbageg cans will sit on in my back yard. Also preparing a place for my air conditioner to go next year. But 4 hours of digging and I am only 1/2 way there.. and Now i am dead tired. So I thought I would hop on here to see what was about. Well the forth went off with out a hitch. nothing burned down this year!! YEAH!!! Went to a buds BBQ and that was great. He has a pool and I got to lounge around for a few hours and then we played a game of touch football. Guys my age should not try this when its 90 degrees outside. But the game went well. I threw 4 touchdowns!! After that went home and watched all my neighbors light off fireworks.. did not get any this year my self.. just thought that all my neighbors were doing it.. why blow the dough?
On Vacation
hi everyone i hope you are having a safe holiday i am going to be on and off til monday i sure miss everyone i am on vaction enjoying the family and going to see sadie yippie i cant wait ...... muah i will get back with ya have a good week
Can Marriage Survive Infidelity
Marriage can survive infidelity. It's not easy. It hurts. There will be anger, tears, and depression. It takes time. It takes a decision to love. It takes a decision to trust again. It means no garbage dumping. It takes courage. It takes commitment. We say this because our marriage did survive unfaithfulness. Our crisis happened in our eighth year of marriage and the result was a really nasty divorce. Two years later, we re-married each other. We've now been married over 40 years. So, yes, we believe a marriage can survive an extra-marital affair. But ONLY if both partners are willing to work at making the marriage successful. Feelings Surrounding Marital Infidelity Some feelings that are prominent when a couple experiences the accusation of infidelity in their relationship include: Shame Guilt Blame Anger Hurt Disappointment Rage Embarrassment Forgiveness Jealousy Lust Resentment Denial Mis-trust Some Marriages Should No
Little Lies
Lie to me please I’m asking you will you lie to me I know I’m fat stomach so far out I cant see my feet Stretch marks so deep it looks like I’ve been cut with a knife Why wont you lie to me I see my face in a reflection permanent black eyes form lack of sleep jagged teeth half rotted away and fallen out of their cozy little spot in my mouth I now beg you please lie to me My hands fat and stubblely I can barely shake peoples hands when they say "Hi" or even put my fingers together to grab this stupid pen Now please lie to me I need to hear your lies coming form your mouths I need ot hear how beautiful I am not just another fat loser in a "dress" I wanna here how beautiful my eyes look or how pretty my smile is so I am not afraid to even laugh for god sake I need to hear these little lies so I can be alive once again "a body is only a shell of what others view as you... but true self image hides within."
My Family
“Worlds Apart” At the beginning there were Four One tall and strong, Proud and full of ideals—(A convict) One tall and slender, Moody and graceful, full of imagination—(A writer) One tall and broad, Quick and decisive and full of curiosity—(A tinker) One small and slight, Proud and idealistic and full of possibilities—(A mother) They grew, were nourished, developed individually and Independently, matured were educated and fulfilled……. And yet they yearned One for life to it’s fullest-Consequences be damned One for entertaining others with the spawn of his mind One for understanding the world and how it works The last for fulfillment of all life’s trivialities -And yet they grew and matured- One sits with an uncertain future, praying for time To fly by as it did so in his youth One works himself to death to provide for himself In the hopes that his imagination pays off—praying On others fears and superstitions One eternally questioning everything- leaves the
“ A 45’s Tempo” The seasons of my soul they come and go, But as they slip away , I know that something, something Else remains that will never fade away. The pieces of my heart have been torn apart. I find that in my bleakness that something remains that will never fade away. It’s the hate that runs so deep through my veins that the only thing that can cease my madness is the cold feel of hard steel in both hands, with the aim of two ways in the same purpose of the only way my hate knows how to be put out. The final end is such a mess. But who gives a fuck—I don’t have to clean it up!!!
“Awake” Even such is time, that takes in trust our youth Our joys are all we have and it pays us with but Earth and dust. Low in the dark and silent grave when we have told All our ways, shut up the stories of our days, but from this earth, this grave, this dust, my god shall raise me up I trust! Awake She cried my true love comes from her midnight grave, Now let pity hear thy maiden Thy true love she refused to save Wrapped in the shade of night, the goddess lives; Yet to the land she escapes in her dark disguise. Come, sleep oh, sleep the certain kind of peace that Built a palace of wit and a balm of woe, The poor mans wealth, She, Awoke And passion was RELEASED.
Feeling Mushy
“Untitled” I had closed the door upon my heart and wouldn’t let anyone in I had trusted and loved only to be hurt, but that would never happen again I had locked the door and tossed the key as hard and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again. My heart was closed for good, then you came into my life and made me change My life, just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That’s when you held out your hand and proved me wrong. Because inside your hand was the key to my heart, You had it all along.
Soloman And The Witch
“ Solomon and the Witch “ And thus declared the Arab lady: “Last night, were under the wild moon On grassy mattress I had laid me, Within my arms great Solomon, I suddenly cried out in a strange tongue “Not his” “Not Mine” Whatever has been said, sighed, sung Howled, Meowed, Barked, Brayed, Bellowed, Yelled, Cried, Crowed There on replied “ A Cockerel” Grew from a blossoming apple bough Three hundred years before the fall And never grew again, Until now And would not now but that he thought, Chance being at one with choice at last. All, that the brigand apple brought, And this foul world were dead at last He that craved eternity Thought to have crowed again For though love has a spiders eye To find out some appropriates pain- Aye- Through all passions in a glance For every nerve tests a cover With choices of cruelty and chance And when at last that murder’s over May-be the brides bed brings despair For each imagined image brings And finds a real image the
“ Daemons “ On abysmal fields fiends clash Mighty generals lead their armies into battle Great arch-fiends slay their enemies again And again, while archangels dive Driving the dark before them Even the eternal howling winds of pandemonium Can’t silence the agonizing screams of The dying as those immortal enemies Clash and die, over and over for all eternity All the while the Daemon lords watch Amused by what they see… PUPPETS…… ALL……. Tho, the highest to the lowest demon will Endure the searing flames of truth from Heaven, all for the sake of the great Commodity, Punished by their own wicked Forms for their immortal sins. Banished Into deep, dark, lonely bottomless pits….. Yet still they strive for the great commodity Their forms blasted apart, their bones Crushed underfoot, their skulls split Asunder by the blows of angels. All For the sake of souls, The great commodity Walking, crawling, slithering, and flying, all Moving toward the goal, hoeing in the pr
“ Striken “ Calling to the souls of the fallen Back, to once again sing and dance, To visit a loved one a final time Until its time to go!! I found myself without morals, Where it all began, looking in the place Where we all want to live I stopped to see forever, not wanting to see wrong. I continued, I stopped not rightly to clear my head For a moment and traveled on three weeks I looked to my heart to see love, And so followed many battles, I fought pain in my left hand My left hand looking for peace in my right. Extended away from my heartland crossed the last valley. I looked right into the valley of evil and found the home of the beast. To know mine enemy, I have done wrong. Thought the lord of the heartless, I can do evil no more. I see the devil and he binds me, But aren’t devils merely angels tearing away your guilt? I stopped on the last day of the last month of the last year and again I have found my heart, my light must be righteous in a peace Unkn
With nothing to live with but regrets I have become bitter With nothing to feed my soul but bitterness I have become malicious With nothing to give but malice I am lonely With no one to talk too, I evolve into madness Within the cold comforts of insanity I have no regrets. Warchild
“ Eternity “ Blissfully empty A strong heart, once betrayed Now silent and cold Waiting, The spark of love…. Everything and nothing Wanting the past Fearing it as well Everything is uncertain, No Fate Only what we make for ourselves Eternal emptiness or…Eternal uncertainty Cherished object of love Now an instrument of death The heart, The nexus of the soul Full of life….. If put to use As cold and hard as stone When used and abused
Overwhelming Fear At 70 Mph
The car died going 70 mph on the highway yesterday... Scared the hell out of me because my daughter was in the car with me... It restarted right away, but this means my water pump has just about completely bit it.... How you say do I know the water pump is what killed the car? Well see the water pump I was told (right before going to Chicago to see him) was about to die... I didn't have the money to fix it then (or NOW)... It froze up, which jammed the belt... essentially locking up the engine momentarily... How did you restart it so fast? The car is a manual transmission and because we were going so fast the car actually restarted itself (pop-start) when I pushed in and let out the clutch.... Will it happen again? YES... and more often as the pump gets worse... Why don't you just fix it? Because I have less than $20 to my name for the next month and can't even pay rent right now... and the medical stuff is sooo delayed that I might lose my only job offer because
6 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, July 6: Very interesting -- connections on the relationship level are afoot. On the one hand, this could involve running into your ex. On the other, it might find you smiling and saying hi to someone who could be very special.
6 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Friday, July 6: Very interesting -- connections on the relationship level are afoot. On the one hand, this could involve running into your ex. On the other, it might find you smiling and saying hi to someone who could be very special.
Friday Links: Voyeurbus Replay, Philly Road Show Next Week, Boiled Meat Bbq Videos, What's The Weirdest Thing - Part 2, New Videos Online
We hope you've enyjoyed The Worst Of Opie and Anthony these past few days. Today's show included a replay of the infamous Teen Voyeurbus incident of 2000, during which myself and fourteen other people enjoyed a 30 hour-long trip through the New York City justice system. Need your memory jogged? Check out these videos: Teen Voyeurbus: Tisha's Photo Shoot Teen Voyeurbus: The Girls Teen Voyeurbus: The Jig Is Up! Teen Voyeurbus: The Jim Norton Photo Shoot Teen Voyeurbus: Trying To Ditch Psycho Mark Teen Voyeurbus: Psycho Mark Getting Too Excited Teen Voyeurbus: Psycho Mark Arrives On The Scene Remember, if you missed any of this week's shows, you can always check them out online, every day at AUDIBLE... Sign up Now! Thanks to Sam, the videos from the first annual Boiled Meat BBQ are online, and puke-inducing: Boiled Meat BBQ - Part 1 Boiled Meat BBQ - Part 2 Boiled Meat BBQ - Part 3 The O&A Show is headed to WYSP in Philadelphia next Wednesday and Thursday (July 11th and
Silence builds an awful wreckage of a girl It feeds on loneliness and creates a void Gray shadows haunt and torment and torture A teenager is stricken and destroyed There is no sound of laughter or happiness here The little one has thrown in the towel today Somber, melancholy moods decay the soul It is futile to hope and dream and pray Emptiness builds a home in this woman In this girl, this child where hollows have bred A deepening sea of nowhereness consumes And eats away at every connecting thread Confusion feeds like a savage inside her, Leaving nothing considered worthy remains Destined to walk through life less ordinary Alone, exiled, different and disdained.
I Feel Sexy
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Pt 3
I want you to sit down in a chair facing the bed… No touching me or yourself. I want you to watch. Don’t speak…I want you to listen. I want your eyes on me as I stand in front of you, I slowing begin taking my clothes off. Piece by piece…uncovering my entire body. I want you to watch as I bend over and touch the floor my legs spread slightly exposing my pussy. No touching…I want your eyes on my pussy as I spread my lips open and run my fingers across my wet cunt. I position myself on the middle of the bed. Sitting with my legs spread, I lean back slightly, moisten my finger with my tongue and run it the entire length of my torso crossing my chest, stopping to touch my nipples, down my stomach, skipping to my knee where I work my way back up to my pussy. I want your eyes on my breasts as I take my nipples in each hand and gently tug on them…making them hard…I want you to watch as I run my hands down my body slowly touching every inch. I begin gently rubbing my pussy. My hands massaging
Ummmmm Yea
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What Kind Of Guy Are You Into?
What Kind of Guy Are You Into?The Dorky TypeLove glasses? A guy who makes you laugh a lot, and he isn't the best looking in the world by hollywood standards. Then he's the guy for you. A good example of this Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe verson) You love how they can make you laugh by saying witty comments and you like how they dont' have to impress you by their muscles or dimples. How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
What Kind Of Heart Do You Have?
What kind of heart do you have?In LoveYou are in have find the perfect person someone who cares and loves you with every fiber of their being and wouldn't leave you no matter what...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Gonnna Love U
Yeah!, C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon now Touch me, babe Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made? Why won't you tell me what she said? What was that promise that she made? Now, I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky For you and I C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon now Now touch me, baby Can't you see that I am not afraid? What was that promise that you made? Why won't you tell me what she said? What was that promise that she made? I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky for you and I I'm gonna love you Till the heavens stop the rain I'm gonna love you Till the stars fall from the sky For you and I
Thank You Friends
Going Hollywood Lol
In a few months I will be transforming in to who I finally am. I love being in front of the camera and can't wait for my opp to be on television however I am working on my image even more so and I am going totally Hollywood....I will post pics up of the new me
Keys To My Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
You've Got To Be Kidding
Okay, either I've just had a stroke and am lying on my office floor drooling, or I really did just tune in to the 2007 Rock Paper Scissors Championships on ESPN. Is it a slow sports day? It's being held in Las Vegas and they're talking about adaptive strategies and laying odds based on wrist cramps and if the "athlete" is right or left handed. I'm not even sure where I was going with this, I'm just stunned.
Don't Hurt Anymore
I want to hold you; to tell you everything is okay. I want to take all your pain away; show you a brighter day. Everything anyone has said to hurt you; don't believe it. It's just not true. Let me show you; how wonderful you are. You are a bright, shining star. Let me guide your way; Take you to that brighter day. So please, can't you see Exactly what you mean to me? You will never understand, but just let me hold your hand. Everything is okay, Don't think of it today. Look forward, and shine; As you do in this heart of mine.
His Word And Will, Or Status Quo?
Finally someone summed up what I have been feeling for the last year or so. I say that Homosexuals are tryng to rule the world and we are going to Hell in a Handbasket. I wish they would stop saying they are born that way. Wait a minute I wish they will stop lying like that. Anyway this poems sums some of it up. Later!!! His Word and will, or status quo? by ROCK-Salt! Art Proctor Sunday, May 20, 2007 As in the days of Lot, perversion does prevail. Calling it normal, enacting, laws to make it acceptable, are the ways of the day. Yet God says it's an abomination, and the product of, moral decay... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I went to a new church this morning, was invited a time or two, can't remember a name. I do remember them saying, no demonination did it proclaim; the implication being, that, His LivingWord, was bottom line, the Holy Spirit, was an active member, and, Jesus, is: the name, abo
stupid ass pics why must you people have a photo of every cornor of your body your not that great
I detest being confused about anything. I have tried my best to work my life so that I am not confused very often. However, I am coming to realize that confusion is as natural in life as breathing. In a way that is extremely sad, but in another more intellectual sense, confusion breeds knowledge. I will admit that a lot of this will probably be considered useless rambling. I don’t really care how others view this. All I care about are how two people feel about this and they both know who they are. One of those people is naturally me. Life is complicated in general. Relationships tend to make life a lot more complicated, but in a good way. I hope this makes sense and it will to those who know me. I have recently become involved with a man that I love very, very much. I love him a lot more than he realizes or can see I think. He just has a way of confusing me. I guess all guys can confuse their women, but then again, as I have stated before, I hate being confused.
The Third Birth Order Of Children
THE LAYETTE: 1st BABY: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau. 2nd BABY: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discarded only the ones with the darkest stains. 3rd BABY: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
The Seventh Birth Order Of Children
ACTIVITIES: 1st BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour. 2nd BABY: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics. 3rd BABY: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
I Think The Longest Hour Of All
I think the longest Hour of all Is when the Cars have come -- And we are waiting for the Coach -- It seems as though the Time Indignant -- that the Joy was come -- Did block the Gilded Hands -- And would not let the Seconds by -- But slowest instant -- ends -- The Pendulum begins to count -- Like little Scholars -- loud -- The steps grow thicker -- in the Hall -- The Heart begins to crowd -- Then I -- my timid service done -- Tho' service 'twas, of Love -- Take up my little Violin -- And further North -- remove. "I think the longest Hour of all" by Emily Dickinson
Please Don't Stop The Music.
Please don't stop the music. Everytime ik here the music. I think about you. Don't stop the music. I don't know who i'm. Everytime i see you. I here the music. Everyday i don't see you. The music is on. Untill you get home. And you take me in your arms. And say i love you. Don't stop the music. Everyday i think. He going to leave me. Everyday he comes to home. So don't stop the music. I love you sweet boy. Never go away. My heart will break. if you going away. Please let the music on
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Fucking Aye!!!!!!!
ok for the next few months my pics are gonna look a little different. That is due to the fact last night I went to get a trim and the bitch wacked 7 inches off of my hair. Don't get me wrong I don't mind having my hair short, but I'd like to be the one who makes the decision on it. So, last night when I got home I just said fuck it and decided to bleach the hair as well. So any new pics will have a blonde with big brown doe eyes. Key rule law now. Always ask if your stylists has actually graduated from beauty school.
What Is Wicca ? Part 4
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Sunday Links: Philly Road Show And Wow Motorcycle Run In Philly This Week, Traveling Virus Coming To Boston, New Videos Online, Norton Book Signing Da
So, is it HOT ENOUGH FOR YA???? (wakka wakka, indeed) If you're anywhere near the New York area, you're experiencing a nasty-as-hell heat wave. Before you fry your privates off, huddle 'round the old PC for some weekend goodies. First off all, if you missed ANY of this week's Opie and Anthony Shows, you can download them all online via AUDIBLE...sign up now!. Next up, The O&A Show is headed to WYSP in Philadelphia next Wednesday and Thursday (July 11th and 12th) along with the 2007 WOW Motorcycle Run, and there's a bunch of stuff we'd like to get the listeners involved with, so pay attention: What's the Weirdest Thing You Own: Part 2 - Remember the dead monkey that someone brought in last time? Try to top THAT, mister! Email Travis With your Weird Thing and ALL of your contact info O&A's Amatuer Comedy Contest - So, you think you're funny? Let Op, Ant, and Jim...along with a room full of angry fans...decide if you're funny enough to open up for the comics at the Philly Trav
Sounds Like A Girl I Know Extremely Well :d
She's got the devil in her heart But her eyes they tantalize She's gonna tear your heart apart oh her lips are really thrilling I'll take my chances for romance is So important to me She'll never hurt me she won't desert me she's an angel sent to me She's got the devil in her heart no, no, this I can't believe She's gonna tear your heart apart no, no nay will she deceive I can't believe that she'll ever ever go Not when she hugs and says she loves me so She'll never hurt em she won't desert me listen can't you see She's got the devil in her heart oh, no, no, no, this I can't believe She's gonna tear your heart apart no no nay will she deceive Don't take chances if your romance is So important to you She'll never hurt me She won't desert me she's an angel sent to me She's got the devil in her heart oh, no, no, no, no this I can't believe She's gonna tear your heart apart no, no nay will she deceive She's got t
I'm Breaken At The Seems Just Like You
The pain is over whelming it's so intense. Like blades piercing my in sides. I'm always tense. Broken, disconnected, face down I start to cry. Analyze suicide. But I can't leave my mother behind. I'm loved so much. But I feel so a lone. Don't talk to me. Don't touch me. Just leave me alone. Don't question me about it. Just mind ya own. I'm a man full grown. My problems full blown. On medication no more. So I can't communicate. Those closest to me I seem to alienate. An Every moment I'm awake I face a quality of life that deteriorates in front of my eyes...Bluebonic
Kickass Love Quote
love is so beautiful!.... 1. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to him; whether the light which surrounds him like a halo comes from you, from him, or from the meeting of your sparks. ~Natalie Clifford Barney..WHOEVER THAT IS this quote is so true- love is such a mystery 2. When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. ~Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle HILARIOUS STUFF 3. I love you as u are. But do not tell me how that is. - unknown thats so deep 4. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown aw 5. Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to
Beach Tomorrow
So yeah once again... BEACH TOMORROW! Haha can't wait. hopefully this time I won't get as burned >.:O ) was going on a camping trip with friends and didn't want to leave at two thirty in the morning when Eric got home but at eight thirty or nine so they were without a babysitter so I saved the day! It was pretty easy, she got the kids to sleep before she even left so I was watching movies for a while. At one point I went to check on Eric and Gabe (two of my nephews names) and Eric ended up waking up and crying for his mom and milk so I had to take him out so he wouldn't wake up Gabeybaby. And ugh it was disgusting, I was getting him some milk and I couldn't find a cup with a top to it that was clean. So I grabbed one out of their pile of disgustingly dirty dishes and opened it and almost puked. It smelled so bad it's not even funny. So I had to sit there with my two year old nephew and wash it to give him milk... then I was nervous in case Gabe woke up (he still drinks bottles) I
"i Am Not A Crook!"
Minister explains cash in bathroom STORY HIGHLIGHTS Most of the cash was borrowed from brother to buy a house, Miceli says Minister's opponents are calling for an exhaustive investigation October 28 marks presidential election BUENOS AIRES, Argentina (AP) -- Argentina's economy minister said Saturday she committed no crime by hiding a bag stuffed with US$64,000 in cash in her office bathroom. Police conducting a routine security check found the brown bag containing the cash in a bathroom cabinet inside Felisa Miceli's offices at the Economy Ministry, and a federal investigator is now probing the source. "I made a mistake. It was a blunder, but I committed no crime," Miceli said, explaining that she borrowed most of the cash from her brother in order to buy a house in the capital. She said she had taken the money to her office for safekeeping on June 4 and did not manage to put it in a safety deposit box before police discovered it late last month. "This was a mistak
Janis, Jimi, And Brian
Janis Joplin is (maybe the only) hero in Brians story. She stood against the person that had killed him. It was a fight between ladies. What did she do? She sang Me And Bobby McGee. As she said during the rehersals to the song: "After this somebody else must take over". How do you win over a 1000 judases? Hendrix died 18th sept 1970. Janis Joplin made her last album during sept 1970. The last recordings Janis completed were "Mercedes Benz" and a birthday greeting for John Lennon on October 1, 1970; Lennon, whose birthday was October 9, later told Dick Cavett that her taped greeting arrived at his home after her death. The movie Easy Rider. The song Easy Rider was originally on the album Big Brother And The Holding Company (by the same group) from 1967. It is a mock song about Janis Joplin by Janis' own group. She is one of the few that has experienced that. Jimi Hendrix made his version Ezy Rider in late 1969 (the movie premiered in july 1969): There g
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First Time
Well, i have been on CT for less than a week. I still dont know how to do everything. If someone would give me some pointers that would be great
Cpr And Winging It.
When winging CPR, try to avoid using a brick.
For July 9,2007
Money most definitely can't buy you love, but sometimes it can provide a delightful treat or two that reminds you how good life can be. Don't forget to give to a worthy cause while you have some extra resources.
I'm Back
To all my Friends and Family, I just wanted to let everyone know that im back from my week long respite. I hope you are all doing well and can't wait to catch up with everyone Chris
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Shifting !
SHIFTING- Shifting is short of shape shifting, although the terms transforming, morphing, changing, and turning into can also mean the same thing. There are many forms of shifting and, with it, many interpretations of what shifting is, exactly. To me, it's like the merging of the body and the soul, whether it's spiritual and/or physical. PHENOTYPE- A person's phenotype is considered the animal form their body assumes when they shift. It can be any animal, a tiger, fox, bear, dolphin, eagle, or whatever. It doesn't always pertain to wolves exclusively, wolves are just the most common (like with me). It's also not too uncommon for a person to have more than one phenotype. SHIFTERS- A shifter, as you may have already gathered, is a person who can shape shift. Calling a shifter a "were" also works because it can be short for werewolf or whatever phenptype it is that they have. It's that general and for that reason some shifters may prefer to be called weres. Like being called a shift
Jim Norton - Happy Endings: The Tales Of A Meaty-breasted Zilch - In Stores Tuesday!
ClICK THE PIC TO ORDER! HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch By Jim Norton ON SALE TUESDAY, JULY 10th! Be the first kid on your block to own HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, the brand new book by meaty-breasted comedian, Jim Norton! Fall in love with Li'l Jimmy Norton all over again with this heartwarming chronicle of a New Jersey man's rise to fame among a whirlwind of addiction, embarrassing moments, and prostitutes. HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch is full of the same raw, honest, and hysterically funny humor that you get from Jim every day on the Opie and Anthony Radio Show. Every copy coppy of HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch ships with a free jelly jar full of skin tags!* CLICK HERE TO ORDER NOW! Jim will be signing copies of HAPPY ENDINGS at the following locations: New York, NY: Borders – July 10th, 6pm Philadelphia, PA: Barnes and Noble – July 11th, 6:00pm Ridgewood, NJ: Book Ends – July 12th
Yet each man kills the the things he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!
Love Hurts
Is love suppose to hurt? Why do we feel so empty when away from the one we truly love? Why is the pain unbearable at times? Why do I cry at night longing for his arms around me? Love isn't supposed to hurt like this. I want him. I want to see his eyes first thing in the morning and feel his soft kiss on my lips every night. I want to hear his breathes in my ear as we sleep oh so close til early dawn. I want to hear "Honey, I'm home" as I'm making dinner each evening. I want to see his sweet smile as we part ways each morning. I want to feel the love between us both radiate as we are in the same room together. I want our children to feel the love when they look at us each day. I just want to stop hurting...
Most Used English Word
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty.
Romance And Relationships
Romance And Relationships
Could He or She be the one? You can't concentrate... You find yourself laughing for no apparent reason... You haven't had an appetite in days... You are positively ecstatic to the point of being GIDDY. (And this has nothing to do with drinking one too many martinis.) So what could all of this MEAN? You're in love! Or at least, you THINK you are... But wait a minute!!! Are you REALLY? Have you actually spent enough time with "Mr./Mrs. Perfect" to know for sure that he has all of the qualities you're looking for? Or is it possible that you're in love with the IDEA of him/her? I mean, could you really know that he/she is * kind * considerate * smart * compassionate * a good communicator * has similar life goals and dreams and * will treat you well all in the span of a couple of weeks? Even months? Of course it's human nature to get swept up in the whirlwind of excitement of a new romance, especially in the beginning. But the truth is, the
Short, Sweet And Funny
Short, Sweet and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give Him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~
Silly Stuff
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Foundry Cams: Carmen Rocks Out In Her Teddy Bear Shirt
Whoa boy... you have GOT to see the video that the lovely Carmen from FOUNDRY CAMS just sent us. She's wearing next to nothing (save for her Teddy Bear Shirt and a tiny black thong)... and she's not even wearing those for very long. WATCH CARMEN SHAKE HER ASS HERE As always, you can see Carmen live and chat with her online at FOUNDRY CAMS. OK, that's enough plugging for one post.
Love Is
love is the greatest feeling love is like a play love is what i feel for you each and everyday love is like a smile love is like a song love is a great emotion that keeps us going strong i love you with my heart my body and my soul i love the way i keep loving like a love i can't control so remember when your eyes meet mine i love you with all my heart all i have poured my entire soul into you right from the very start
Real Fights
Syracuse, 1996 We all know this one. As the story goes, Shawn got a little too flirty with a female who was dating one of the military thugs at the bar. Once outside, the thugs jumped Michaels and beat him silly. Big ol’ Bulldog and small (but feisty) X-Pac jumped out of the car to help out Shawn until the thugs ran away. A battered and bruised Michaels appeared on Raw shortly thereafter and the announcers acknowledged the legit beating. WINNER: Thugs, and all Canadian fans who hate Shawn. Shawn Michaels vs. Ron & Don Harris, 1996 I think this happened right before the Syracuse incident. The Harris twins were on their way out of the WWF, and decided to shake a little fear into HBK in the locker room before they left. If they really wanted to scare Shawn, they should’ve threatened him with tapes of their matches in WCW in ’99. WINNER: WWF fans, who didn’t have to watch the Harris twins wrestle anymore. And the Canadians again. Eddy Guerrero vs. Road Warrior Hawk, 199? Hea
Tatto Is Finished Finally
Well I have finsihed my Tatto finally.. only took just over an hour. I have got the final piece dont last night and it looks great. Now I have it all completed. I am going to have pictures of each piece to show everyone and along with there meanings. There are 7 pieces can anyone guess on what they stand for? if so then I will send you a gift! If you want to see a pictre of it I am putting in my defult page today.
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My Store Rules
OK, when I open my own store, the rules are going to change quite a bit. We will be like Walmart with an attitude. Here are the changes. We will have electric wheelchairs, but only for those that are handicapped and really need it. If you are too fucking fat and lazy to walk and shop, you don't need to be there. Get the fuck out! If you throw your money on the counter, my cashiers are going to throw your change literally back at you. Have some respect you piece of shit. You have an attitude with my cashiers, you get one back. Being a cashier is thankless work, I know because I am one. They will have every right to turn down checking you out. Don't complain about the prices, you don't like it, don't shop there. my store did fine before you walked in, will do fine without you. If you fall in the parking lot, it will be filmed and we will all laugh at your expense. If we close at 9, five minutes prior, a door will open in each corner and an axe wielding homicidal
VIRGO: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser.
Helicopter Ride
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everythin
Just And Update
been out of work for 2 weeks and going got a lounge up and going if you want to check it out there will be a link in here i hope still done know weather i need surgrey on my knee or not hopefully will know by the end of the week well if anyone has anyquestion you know how to get ahold of me
A Rose For You
As sure as the moon is in the sky As sure as the ocean is between you and I As sure as two hearts that touched across the sea I offer truth from my heart to you from me A heart that you've touched In such an amazing way A touch that doesn't seem to go away I offer you a rose Each petal an apology With three words that stem from the deepest part of me I am sorry To you, With love
Hump Day
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Confucius Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. Confucius BC 551-479, Chinese Ethical Teacher, Philosopher
New Here
well i am new here and i am completely confused and lost so jsut bare with me for a while until i get my legs sturdy with this... thanks for understanding. hope to talk to many new people soon and make some new friends.... if anyone wants to help a girl out with the little things here let me know.
4 Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life are four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be?" The little girl said, "A mink on my back and a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it." The teacher fainted.
Huey Lewis U. Die Nachrichten Die Energie Der Liebe-lyriken
Die Energie der Liebe ist eine neugierige Sache lassen Sie einen einen Mann weinen, lassen Sie einen anderen Mann singen Ändern Sie einen Falken zu einer wenigen weißen Taube mehr als ein Gefühl, das ist die Energie der Liebe Haltbarer als die Diamanten, reich wie Creme Stärker und stark als der Traum eines schlechten Mädchens bilden Sie ein schlechtes gut, ein falsches Recht zu bilden Energie der Liebe, die Sie Haupt nachts hält Chor 1: Sie benötigen nicht Geld, nehmen nicht Ruhm Benötigen Sie nicht keine Kreditkarte, diesen Zug zu reiten Er ist stark und er ist plötzlich und er ist manchmal grausam aber er konnte Ihr Leben gerade speichern Die ist die Energie der Liebe Die ist die Energie der Liebe Erstes Mal, das Sie ihr, ihm glauben, konnte Sie traurig bilden Folgendes Mal glauben Sie, daß es es Sie wütend bilden konnte Aber Sie sind frohes Baby, wenn Sie gefunden haben die ist die Energie Marken das Weltgo'round Chor 2: Und sie nimmt nicht Geld, nimmt n
The Love Of ONE I wish that I had known you, had known a mothers love I wish that we could have been friends like others and their kin When I remember how it could have been It makes me sad to say To know you had a chance to be what I'll never be today Chances are I'll do the same so scared to prove it true I'll just be alone you see that way I know I'm not you. If only I could see in time I'd look ahead to find what lies ahead for all of us I'd not make mistakes you see or pretend it wasn't true Ask me to forgive you please I'll do it you know it's due Just ask and you will see You never have you know never once in all these years have you said "I regret my choice" Who will comfort you in age not me, or them, we are free We have lived and loved without you all this time since then Each of us has learned to live without that saving grace In all these ways we are the same Just you in another face.
is it the barb that attracts us ? or might it be the rose ? for me the barbs are really fun !!! but the smell of the the rose keeps leading me, I know it will lead me to what I love best the barb...........
Whats Next?
Killing the mind with sour sours. bring me it all. why hold it in? invisable to the world with only a hand yet a mind in yet. kill it all. watch it all die before my soul. its the worlds of the pretty minded. hold it dear for the letters tell only time. now let it out. bring out the pain you bear. you kill me with this fake words. i held so dear. trust, for in the light. is tis all you do? with thie world of it all in nothing for it all now you finish none for is all. . and the life of it is not a tri but nothing for life is not a tri nore will it be for me or us. not with this life of what it looks like. the amount of thy soul grow more to your way i will never understand for it saddens me to see such a sight of th same thing repeat its self.
Love And Blood
with a lothe of a likeness in one hand a death flows over the room it hushes the group. all is quite. then one stands as if to shout but says nothing , only to walk in the middle of the room grab his chest and and die. as the blood poured down her arms she watched it fall into the tub of water she now lay in waiting and hoping with antisapaion. ah the joy ans hope of how soon it would come for the big moment. how she planed this all out and now this one moment. little mr bunny went along the bunny pathc when he met a little bird the birrd was a unhappy bird and it killed him it was a happy bird after that day. the end. hehe.
wake me up the world wants my hand. wake me up gor the life i lead. need is a head when it all ends the life with world an end no more.
Heat Speak Up
summer now here the air dry it tairs the skin part. the wind like a oven cooking your body as you step outside. no sun block? you pay the price with a baked body speak up hold back the world for nothing in the world only die inside. hafe a word for nothing is everything since in mind mind is dead. dead kill the heart.
More Lost Trust
so called friends!! friends you say so many things of lies and all how this is. trust? no there has just more been proven there there is none needed or ever will for this world. friends what trust should be earned for only a mere let down in the life of it all why bother in the set of it all why waste the time ? instill the time on better
Why Yell?
kill the soul for the mind is weak the heart hurts. it aches fromt eh torn pain of the past. the hurt yelling of it all. oh brother why do you yell? why do you yell for the past shell not set is that it? for you make me cry. now with this hurt mind you have reminded me my reason i am here. the reason i am with out anyone. i cry for that and for you my heart hurts. my tears pour down my face. you will never grow up. the pain grows ever more now.
Or Is It First
living the life of nothing when the job you set out is to be complete. the task is over for one yet almost for another but for another. but the time is too late. one task comeplete will comeplete it all.
A Day With Ma
living with the lies of the lie holding the shut. for the life keeping the world in one hand one mind the blood pours deep with this . the mind takes only so much of it all. hold it in till it brust dying on the inside. carring it are it all with nothing inside to let it out, dying the mind you kill the soul you are everything. with the world in one hand. life with a knife holdit all or kill it slow.
Falling / Seeing?
its all in your mind. its all you can see. the only way that shows thats how its a distortdid view. falling with the rock wathing the wind pass me by. seeing the ground come close. things get bigger with this.
Feel It?
i can not be forsaken for im already dead. must me hide from everyone? show your feats to me show me everything fear nothing. tell me what i want to hear. pain hurts life heals forget the past it kills. feelings seperess the heart when the ming aches. kill me softly for my body wants to hurt no more. im all dressed up and ready to play. feel the air. is it you? is it the way i like the moving breeze of it? its the water rushing out of us to trfresh the body to keep us aware we still are moving on.
Old Times
here it is the dream is over or has it just begun? suddenly we are watching over you. were smiling next to you, in dreams we cant awake. the recipe for a open mind, a wall shall come down. no matter what they tell you say good bye. o never thought they wanted me to die. now spitting out words with pain you tell me? hold that pain of some some fuck who cares for this body scares in diffrent ways of the flesh. now pull your sorry mind out for it bleeds me dry. i cant feel my way a way from you. i cant feel the ground i crawl on. you remeber the one you made me bleed on. the one i cried onas you walked out. the one i shall never have to step on again.
Stolen From Alden....
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least one person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "FUCK BUDDIES" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". If you just want to suck them off and stay friends, send them a message that says "i'd suck it." If you want to eat them out and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd lick it." SCARED? You pussy, just do it! THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "FUCK BUDDIES", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You open
Bobby Labonte
Its Pay Day!!
Yes thats right boys and girls.. Its fucking pay day today!! that means that I have more money today to go out and get some things done. Not only that but got a huge commisions check today and was lets say about tripple my normal pay so I am a bit hyped up today. Well I am recovering from the heat of the day yesterday.. it toped out around 104 for the day.. way to hot for the pacific northwest if you ask me. It was a record high for the last like 30 years. okk .. maybe only 20 years but it was hell hot here. My house was around 110 when I got home from work.. I wanted to die! Well I got to go get some food this morning I am starving and need some breakfest befor heading off to work. Just two more days till my day off.. and then I am going to finsih my concrete project in my back yard. Were pouring early sunday morning. I will have more pics up in my picture section of the project. Also will have more trike pics up soon I hope. Have a great day today!!
What I Done Learned
If I've learned nothing else in life, it is NEVER use a rectal thermometer on an angry crocodile. No matter how sick he looks.
That Mother Fucker is lying to me! He's been living with another girl, whom thinks he's going to marry her and he probably will. Yet he keeps filling me full of shit! "Oh Baby we'll be OK" He doesn't see what I see. Hell I don't want his dick in me after he's fucked her! I don't want my questions answered with questions! Trying to make me feel stupid or confused to the point of not knowing what I am angry about. He hasn't meet my brother the biggest con artist there is! Let's just see how far he's going to take this shit. I'm mad enough to get in touch with the "other woman" and send her a copy of all our conversations, even when he was at her house! What a fucker.....tells me he's sick, maybe cancer...yet this is while he's at her house and states from where he is suppose to be having test. DAMN MEN! It's enough for me to turn gay!
According To The Stats...
If your screen names are to be believed, there are currently 6 bajillion girls living next door to me. I've never seen a single one of you....but you damn well better stay off my lawn.
all u have to do is click on the red goto yearbook and vote and click on princess and leave a comment saying from seans cherry tap need to sign up
Dear Kotex
I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pant liner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual (male) behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back....................... I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggen-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess
Friday 7/13/07
Not much going on today, just the usual listening to music and waiting on ppl to get on so I can chat in IM and in Phreik. Haven't done much other that, but did help clean the house a little bit before my brother comes home from the hospital tomorrow. I really hope we don't all have to take him to his dr. appointment back in Lexington on Wednesday, but I guess if we do then we do. Oh well, it's kind of a nice drive even if the circumstances aren't that great. He is doing much better though. It's still gonna take up to 2 years for him to completely heal and get back as much function in his foot and bowels and bladder as he's gonna get though, but even that is doing alot better than it was. Well, I'm gonna end this here and will write again tomorrow if I remember lol. Have a great day all.
I Need People To Join My Fantasy Football League!!
I am doing fantasy football again this year and need people to join my league. Last year we had 8 teams and I want to try and get more people this year to participate. It's 100% free and fun! If you're interested, message me with your email address and I'll tell you more about it. Serious inquiries only. I want people who are going to play. I want to be able to draft sometime next month so don't hesitate.
Spaghetti And Mama
Well people lets take another ride on the bambi-lance, shall we? Tonight's episode of Strange Tales is brought to you by the makers of Fukitol. Tonight we are going to explore the reason why I am not allowed to make spaghetti while on duty. First I will start by tell you that I enjoy cooking and when I was on duty in a county station, which don't run as many calls, I would cook. Now being that no one in my family knows how to prepare a meal for one or two people, I always make enough for others. I have cooked Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners many times for whatever shift I was on and didn't ask anyone to chip in money. I do have my kind moments. What I usually did was make something simple, quick and inexpensive…like spaghetti. I would call certain people like the rescue truck in that zone and depending who are on duty, THP and certain county officers. There is a certain THP Sergeant that is one of my dearest friends, I call her Mama, she and I have been through hell and b
When God Made Emts
When the Lord made EMT's and Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one," And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? An EMT/Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes a health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle their uniform." "He has to be able to lift three times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental conditionat all times, running on no sleep, black coffee, and half eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes an
Becoming The Pimp Mistress General: Ruler Of The Pimp Emipire
I may not be a beauty queen but I have my pimp moments, and when I was in uniform, I had A LOT of pimp moments. If you want to get technical about it Ali used to call my phone 'dick-on-demand' until she realized that some of the females fell under the non-platonic category. So I thought I would share a couple of examples of why I was dubbed 'The Pimp Mistress General.' First we will start with what used to be a yearly competition that the guys of EMS and I used to have at the fair. Adira's dear man M and his ex-partner started a fad of bringing one of the hotel desk bells to the fair. We had to sit outside of the station that was setup and we had "mini-meds" which used to be golf carts than had been modified to hold a stretcher and equipment. We would all sit out there watching Elmer Ho-Handle and his entire family comes for their yearly venture to the big city and occasionally we would see a hottie. We had a system of 1 ding was good looking and rated attention, 2 dings w
Me Versus The Management, Aka How The Hell Did I Manage To Keep My Job For As Long As I Did
In my 12 years in EMS there were several times that the only reason that I wasn't fired was because they just weren't sure if I would go postal on the spot. So I thought I would show some of my insanity with you for a bit of a laugh and give you some examples of some things NOT to do at work… It really is a 1000 wonders that I ever went to work for Washington County EMS to begin with, looking back on it. I was volunteering for the rescue division and working full time at a private service when I applied to work for WC EMS. There was a FTO (field training officer) and he had homosexual mannerisms and hated my guts because I was homosexual at the time and not ashamed of it. The rumor mill runs rampant at EMS and someone had told this FTO that I had called him "a rope smoker" even though I hadn't. Hell, I am the first to admit that I say things and the irony of it cracked me up. I was brought into the office where the Ops Director and the lead supervisor grilled me about it
My Anger Management
I have a bad temper and normally I can keep it in check but there are times where there are 2 avenues that release enough anger to where I can control it again. I can either smoke a cigarette, yes I know its bad for me but it is so rare that I get to this point that it is not that big of a deal, or I can punch a wall. I know that neither of these are good ideas but sometimes I can't channel the anger and have to do something.When working I used to throw the clipboard ....unlessmy partner recognized the warning signs and took the clipboard from me. Punching the automatic door was a normal thing for me as I walked out the door but now I have ceiling that is pitched to within arms reach and has more than one fist print. I try not to smoke since I smoked a pack of Camels and a pack of cloves a day when I was in college, but sometimes it is one of the few things that can calm me. I quit cold turkey but can do the occasional smoke just fine without craving the constant taste of a smoke
Spit It Out
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass..."
Poem From A Soldier
Poem from a soldier. Pulled from the Gary Sinese website by a marine mom. "We are the ones with the short hair. We are the ones that call on Holidays to tell our families we wish we could be there. We are the ones that miss first words, and first steps. We are the ones that miss mother and fathers day. We are the ones that spend Easter with a rifle in our hand. We are the ones that miss graduations, birthdays and weddings. We are the ones that you don't recognize when we come home. We are the ones that you know our voice better than our face. We are the ones that fight for freedom that we don't always get. We are American Soldiers, Marines, Airmen and Sailors. Say a prayer for us but also for The Mothers that stand strong. The fathers that hold back the tears when they talk about their children in uniform The grandmothers that hoist that American flag on their porch. The sisters that worry when they hear a soldier has fallen. The families that leave an empty place at
New Medications..!!!!!
NEW MEDICATIONS..!!!!!!! Advances in science have lead to new medicines that make the lives of women around the world a little better... Damitol Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. St. Mom's Wort Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. Peptobimbo Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. Dumerol When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. Flipitor Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. Antiboyotics When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in im
A psycho driver twisted in my head Silence broken, but there's nothing said I got a nightmare from a fantasy Will the voices ever set me free I can hear'em, I can hear'em Someone wake me when it's over I can see'em, I can see'em I can see'em over and over again I saw it happening like deja-vu They tried to tell me, but they couldn't get through In my head I hear the voices scream I need someone to tell me what it means Whoa - Who turned off the lights ? Whoa - A shadow in the night Whoa - It wasn't meant to be I can't tak this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Oh no I can't take it alone Don't leave me on my own tonight Shattered dreams lay next to broken glass I wonder if tonight will be my last I need an angel who can rescue me To save me from my mental symphony Whoa - Who turned off the lights ? Whoa - A shadow in the night Whoa - It wasn't meant to be I can't tak this alone Don't leave me on my own tonight No, no I can't take it alone Don't lea
One Of Us
(One of us) Yeah, Rule (One uf us) Yeah, nigga If God were one of us (One of us) What about that? What if he was? What if he was me? (One of us) What the fuck would I do? Lord, when I die pacify, crucify me I rock a Devil cross, one's for the soul one's for the body If I'm built then God dies, I wanna see God cry Real tears from a burned out life in ten years I sware I got the Devil in me, with no fear If I hear I can't see, if I see I can't hear It's the eerie little thing between deathness and blindness Weakness and kindness, rejects and primaz I'm on this when I'm hollerin', "Dear Lord, take me" (One of us) (Baby) 'Cuz I ain't really happy here, can you blame me? This game done changed me, made me an animal I can't even laugh no more, my kids smile for me now I'm the one-and-only, my momma's only child Lord, save me before I go crazy 'Cuz if you, live through the strain just to die from the pain, tell me Would you believe that you could breathe again? [
He enters the room silently. I can sense my Master's presence. He is the air that I breathe, the food that I eat, he sustains my life. I am naked and kneeling on a pillow as I have been for what seems like an eternity. "Hello my little one." Just his voice makes me shiver. "I have been waiting for you Sir." I say. He walks silently behind me so that he may run his hand through my hair; this sends shivers through my body. He places my formal collar around my neck and cuffs on my wrists. "Rise my little one." "Yes Sir." Doing as bid I rise up to the relief of my knees and legs. He reaches down to fondle my hard nipples which pulls a moan from my lips. My One knows what pleases both of us. "Did you miss me?" he asks. "Always Sir." I answer "Let's see how much you missed me." He says as his hand slides down between the lips of my freshly shaved cunt. He finds me wet from his touch and he snickers. "You feel like you wish for your Master to please you." He whispers. "Whate
Tracy Chapman - Give Me One Reason
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Faithfully I thought you cared you made me believe I trusted you Our love was complete Now it's lost and easy to see. It was never meant to be All the things you used to say, All the words that drifted away All the things that stick in our heads unspoken words never said Quiet smiles never shone Looks of love gone and unknown I don't know why this had to be I always loved you Faithfully 11-23-03
Another Day Passes By
Another Day Passes By That I sit here and ponder as I visualize your beauty My mind starts to wonder, Where no other man, dare to ever venture You are my fantasy only I can enter. Your body, so amazing That you have granted to me I cherish every inch of you For my eye's only to see. I long to be near you, the cause of so much intensity We were made for one another We are each others destiny. 5-18-03
God Dam It!!
Thats it.. I want to get rid of my children.. anyone want them!! They trow a party at my house while I am at work, trash my house and the neighbor tells me that they were playing on the roof and jumping off. There 11 and 15 for gods sake!! Can you say GROUNDED!!! Till July 31st!! no phone, no internet, No xbox, No friends, and No going anywhere anytime! But boy do they have some chores to do! Tell me what I am doing god dam wrong!! Please!!
Its About Me
Hi, I'm a senior in college just waiting to graduate! I am moving to Austin next summer, so if anyones from Austin let me know what I'm in for. I'm not looking for someone special I already have that. I just wanna have fun and meet new people, so if you looking for a long term relationship keep looking cause I'm not for you!! If you wanna know anything else just hit me up. Bye
My 2 Kids And Our Dog Mowing Grass.
My 2 children and our dog rode in a trailer that i have for them when i mow grass so that they can ride with me. they spent the entire time in that trailer just having fun. Wished i had pics of this it would have been funny to show everyone.
Beep - The Pussycat Dolls
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Career Opporunities Part 2
Guess what? My application was turned down. Naturally, I'm pissed off about it. I still have options though. Keep looking for a job and/or go for a Bachelor's degree in Business at a local college. Just pissed off in general. Very pissed off. Fuck this. This was my opportunity and I didn't get it. Don't you ever feel trapped sometimes? Trapped in a shitty fucking job you can't get out of?
How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumem Thank you Ani! Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik h⬤ fan d
Best Toy Around
"I'm sure you ladies will like this one," the saleswoman said, leading the mother and daughter across the showroom floor. "We do have the best penises that money can buy." "Oh wow, look at that, Mom," said the young girl. The girl's mother shook her head. "That's a Malcolm 450, isn't it? This is your first pen-Bot, dear. That one will never do." The saleswoman smiled. "You have a good eye, ma'am, and I agree with you. I would never give my daughter a Malcolm 450, but this is a new and improved model. This is the Malcolm 550 and it's quite a step up from the old 450 and even from the 450-LX." The woman scrutinized the model in front of her with a juandiced eye. "I've heard about the 550s, but what makes this model so good." "This is the newest model in pen-Bots. This one's penis now extends to a full twelve inches and the thing is rock hard. Like any good pen-Bot, it stays that way until you're done with it, but this one vibrates and moves, and if you don't mind the pun,
Juggalo Homies
(I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?) Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (W
Alley Rat
Gang bang. Pissed off. Swang thangs. Shit talk. Southwest. Street hood. Spit on. Ripped off. No hoes. Pro wings. No real. Gold rings. Lips swoll. Chin rocked. Eyes in them "O" rings. Street clown. No joke. Voodoo. No hox. Never die. Cant croke. Strokes for them old folks. Smoke dope. Pop pills. Lift axe. Chops kill. Drink blood. Drip spills. Grab the mic and drop skills chased off. Broke down. People up Folk down. Full moon. Choke sound. On the murder-go-round. No love. No slack. Pie face. Slap back. Heffer,let me tap that. Like you a chip munk and... [Chorus] I'm an alley rat, an alley rat I only want to be where the scrubs be at. I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it. I gotta get it, i wanna get it, the lot i gotta get it I gotta get it... Last place. Dont care. Scrub life. I'm there. Red mist. I wear. Wet blood. Big smear. Just know. Dark nights. Warm glow. Street lights. Breakin in. Tied tight. I'm taking all i like. No look. Fuck style. Never ca
My Life
When love come's your's way and it's ture, never let it go . life can be hard sometime but never give up, close your eye's and pray and when youopen them she there saying hi and the all willbe O K .
I Am Not A Whiner
Why is it that every time I try to give my opinion and thoughts on something or when I try to share my experiences, that I'm labeled as a whiner and all other kinds of names? I don't get it. Its my life. Sometimes, I'm sick of holding back on things. Just a thought. Sometimes I can be an asshole when I want but it's not something I do all the time. *shrug*
Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, What The Hell Is That - Sign Up Now! Traveling Virus In Mass Next Weekend, New Videos Online
It's a beautiful beautiful Sunday, and rather than being outside enjoying the warm weather and sun, we're sitting in our air-conditioned compound, writing updates for the thousands of worldwide shut-ins that can't live without hearing from us for a few days. Remember kids, if you missed any of the Opie and Anthony Show this week (and oh boy...we sure hope you didn't), you can always download it online at AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/13/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/12/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/11/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/10/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/09/07 The Return of WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???: We're bringing back one of the more disgusting events the O&A SHOW has ever done. It's What the Hell is that?, where you get to come in, show us something on your body that you CAN NOT identify (growth, bump, legion, pustule, carbunkle, limb, or otherwise) and we get to examine, diagnose (no, not really) and most importantly...point and laugh. EMAIL TRAVIS WITH ALL YOUR CONTACT IN
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My Sunday Is Purple...
When I have my Sunday I want to cry at sad movies Feel beautiful and comfortable Eat bon bons and rice cakes And have an overstuffed Chair
Place The Us
Play Games at AddictingGames
You Again...
Do you ever get sick of you? The way you talk The way you look Is there a way to change Without becoming fake?
Key To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart ... You had it all along
My Hero
You were always there to listen, When my heart began to break You never left me standing alone, You were the best friend God could make Slowly I fell in love with you, I can't explain the reason why Maybe it was your enigmatic soul, That gave me wings to fly Maybe it was your loving smile, Your warm and gentle embrace Maybe it was your soothing eyes, That lit up the darkest place Maybe it was because you saved me, Reminded me of how love feels I don't know for sure the reason, Only the way you made my heart heal I look up to you, I love you so, There may be times that we fight, But you will always be my hero
Everything I've Done, I've Done
Everything I've done, I've done Only for your love. Everything I am, I am In hopes your heart will move. I know that you love someone else, But while you're away, I'll love you just as though our love Would last till you are grey. Till you and I are grey, my love, And all our days are done, I'll love you just as I do now; Your heart's my only home.
Re: Rating My Pictures
Sorry everyone for my pictures being erased for some strange reason, so if I fanned you or made you a friend once my pics are replaced please rate them again, thank you. Patrick
Twenty Nine
Youre only twentynine Gotta lot to learn But when your mummy dies She will not return i like noise Its my choise Its what i wanna do i dont care about long hair I dont wear flares See my face not a trace ! No reality I dont work I just speed thats all I need Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sod Im so lazy Im a lazy sod Im a lazy sid Im a lazy sod Im so lazy I cant even be botherd Lazy lazy
Kurt Busch On Mad Tv
Bobby Labonte Tribute
Kasey Kahne
Jimmie Johnson
Kevin Harvick
Matt Kenseth
Greg Biffle (he's In There Somewhere)
Kyle Busch
Mark Martin
Ryan Newman
David Stremme
Jamie Mcmurray
I Am A Capricorn She Is A Cancer
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) Opening your heart to someone could make you a bit uncomfortable. As sensitive as you are, try not to get caught up in the response your receive to your emotional disclosure. What anyone else thinks is less important today than what you feel. You are better off if you share your feelings, whether or not your vulnerability is received with enthusiasm.
so yeah i really think im autistic and a.d.d now. i marked off symptoms i show, and well i guess this is kinda proof. if you read this and feel its true, let me know. cause i may be obsesive compulsive also AUTISM [ x] Appears indifferent to surroundings [ x] Appears content to be alone, happier to play alone [ x] Displays lack of interest in toys [x] Displays lack of response to others [x] Does not point out objects of interest to others (called protodeclarative pointing) [ x] Marked reduction or increase in activity level [x] Resists cuddling [x] They often have difficulty expressing needs (i.e., use gestures instead of words) [x] show distress for unknown reasons [x] Autistic children do not express interest in other people and often prefer to be alone. [x] They may resist changes in their routine, repeat actions (e.g., turn in circles, flap their arms) over and over. [ x] engage in self-injurious behavior (e.g., bite or scratch themselve
Love from Above When life has been hard, i look up above, and when i am sad I look to your love. When things don't seem fair, I have you to turn to. Before i was bore you knew who i was and shone down on earth and sent me your love, though born we are dying, but dying we live to walk with the father at last we shall live. Michele Lee McPherson Copyright ©2007 Michele Lee McPherson
Friends With Benefits
She walked into his apartment knowing what she wanted to do. She wanted him…Badly. She could almost imagine the feel of his mouth on her neck. Exquisite. They walked to the living room, and sat down on the couch. Alexis reached for the remote, turning it onto the music stations. “Is Alternative good?” She asked Eben. “It’s great,” he replied." I’m…I’m really glad that you came over here, Eben. You’re my best friend…You know that?” “Yes…And you’re mine,” Eben said, wrapping a trunk-like, protective arm around her slender frame. She melted into his arms, enjoying the close embrace. She felt her face flush with color and warmth. But, would he take the hint? His hand slipped up and down her back. He gently caressed her shoulders, running his fingertips down to the small of her back, trailing little circles on the soft skin beneath her shirt. She could feel her heart beat sharply in her chest, and she dug her fingers into his shirt as she pressed against him tightly. Sh
Sex Ed
Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, “All right children, it’s time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we’ll get started!” After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight. “Okay, class, today is a very special day in our understanding how the human body works and reacts sexually,” Miss Warden began, “up to now we have simply read our texts and looked at pictures to get a grasp of human sexual response.” “I know some of you, no let’s make that all of you will be a little embarrassed, but it is a school requirement that this lesson be taught,” Miss Warden went on, “so, without further or do, I want all of you to stand up and remove all of your clothing, right now, let’s get to it!!!” Thirty faces exchanged nervous glances with each other, and then slowly the students got to their feet and began carefully removing their garments. Almost everyone had a red face, especially t
My Wife's Very Erotic Night!
My wife and I have always had a very open relationship. We have always been honest with each other even in the rather delicate areas of extramarital sex. She had recently admitted to me that she had been exchanging sexy e-mails and text messages with Alex, her old college boyfriend, for several months now. My wife confessed that they had admitted to each other that they still had very strong feelings for one another after all these years. That's why they both felt the need to go beyond intimate phone sex and agreed to have a real date soon. One day, she gingerly asked for my permission for her planned date with Alex.I frankly agreed subject to one condition: she could do anything BUT she had to tell me (no matter how embarrassing for her), everything that would happen on that date. She replied that she was always frank and honest with me. My wife and Alex eventually agreed to go out the following Friday. They were going to attend the birthday party of their mutual friend in a
Shopping Trip
Just another shopping Saturday in Crewe, Son didn't want to come, and husband watching football. Well at least i get to brows without rushing, love shoe shopping, but today I must get a new bra, maybe something a little sexy, it might even excite him indoors a little!! I am in the shop looking through the hundreds of different bra's there appears to be now, i am a 36b and never have had a good comfortable fitting bra, As i am browsing and walking back and forth, the usual thing happens (which i hate) "may i help you madam" came the voice of the young female shop assistant, well at 41 years of age i would have thought by now i could choose my own bra, but then thinking that to find a comfortable fitting one as well as maybe a little sexy, i may as well gain the help of this girl who is anyway paid to help. Oh yes i am looking for a Bra that is not only comfortable but also has a little sex appeal! so what do you suggest? "well if madam would like to go into the changing room an
Monday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Turn On Those Webcams, Wysp Show Videos, Traveling Virus In Mass This Weekend, New Videos Online, What The Hell I
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning boys and girls, it's a humid Monday in New York City, so take yer shirt off!. We have a ton of stuff to get to this week, so let's get to it, shall we? If you want to see the show, as it happens, LIVE in-studio, just turn on your PALTALK and check out the live video feeds. Of course, you might be gawking at the Ladies Of Paltalk, who are sleeping nude, getting dressed, and showering... all LIVE on cam (Boobies in the morning = ALWAYS good.) Thanks to our own Sam, we have some great new O&A VIDEOS online: O&A LIVE AT WYSP IN PHILADELPHIA - Bad Breath Contest 1 O&A LIVE AT WYSP IN PHILADELPHIA - Bad Breath Contest 2 O&A LIVE AT WYSP IN PHILADELPHIA - Tongue Scraping Moustache O&A LIVE AT WYSP IN PHILADELPHIA - What's The Weirdest Thing Part 2 O&A LIVE AT WYSP IN PHILADELPHIA - Twitchels Licks Balls Jim Norton's book, HAPPY ENDINGS: The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch, is on SALE NOW, and he's doin
Sorry About That...
Sorry. It was me. I was the one who peed on hope's eternal flame. Yeah. Oops.
If you've ever used the pick-up line, "Hey little girl. Want some candy?" you need to seek therapy immediately. Or I have this friend, out back, who'd like to "talk" to you about your issues.
Thought Of The Day - 16 July 2007
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army:69. May not pretend to be a fascist stormtrooper, while on duty.
My Mumm
For those who answered my mumm intellegently I thank you. I now understand why you would keep family and nude pictures in a private folder. For those who replied in a demunitive manner, I simply asked a question. As I am fairly new to the site, I tend to have questions.
Do your friends...the one's that you physically hang out with on a daily basis...know what Truly goes on behind your closed doors? Or do you find it better to keep them in the dark to keep them friends?
I Don't Get It
Why are people afraid of love and afraid of commitment nowadays? Is it that hard to get to know someone and see that person for the real person that they are? Noone is perfect but dam. Why have so many expectations? Why does everything have to be YOUR way or no way? I just don't get it sometimes. There's so much more to life than having that "perfect' person by your side. Take the good with the bad. Many people pass up a lifetime opportunity because things aren't the way they want it to be. Learn to compromise and let things happen. Stop playing the games and learn to love.
Repost 4 U Peggysue_:treehugger"
It seems if you speak out and disagree with Baby J in any way, they shut you up. I read a bulletin today, this is the link, and commented something Baby J obviously did not like. The bulletin poster, Paris, as wellas I have been gagged. No commenting privelages on pics, profiles, bulletins. SHe still, for the time being, has the ability to post a bulletin. I tried and have even been blocked from doing that. I would appreciate if someone or a few someone's on my friend's list would cut and copy this entire blog and post it in a bulletin for me entitled PARIS YOU ARE NOT ALONE (REPOST) and someone make it sticky so it will stick around for 24 hours. I pay for VIC on here. Most people don't. SO obviously our money is of no use to Baby J. I guess he figures one person's money is no big deal. I guess freedom of speech is alive and well until you say something that rubs Baby J the wrong way. We are all suppose to be grown ups but yet i
A Celestial Opera
drifting in and out of morning eyes fluttering, keep them wide shut. you can only see what i'll show you with silver reflections of dreams. tonight you'll see the birth and death of a star, the burning bright and the raging dark. For when you inhale to gasp for air, its the pressure of distortion that'll match the pair. its the height and the fire on display pushing limits in an endless fray, portraits of an infatuation painted in a play. now if i can get your heart to beat to that duet, than i am sure for just a moment....a piece of our precious time alone...will be set.
Brian And David
Brian created the 60's by giving. But he never took credit for anything. Jim Morrison was therefore a natural concequence as a mirror image of him. He fucked Pallenberg without second thoughts. Like he would have fucked his first girlfriend. And he got the followers and the stardom. Brian created by standing in the shadows. Let's go back to 1964. David Jones was only 17 years old. If Brian was innocent in the first pregancy he was not innocent in his later life. You could say he took back what he had lost. He was commited to no one and several women got pregnant. The moral concequence of seeing himself as guilty in the first pregnancy would have been the opposite of what Brian did. One part of him certanly did. Had he not felt guilty he would have taken more credit for the things he did. Nico and David Jones occured at the same time. While Dylan followed Nico in Europe David made his first single with the King Bees. The song is about child abuse. The name of
ok sooo.......... I dont want to do work, I just want to surf the net, so guess what? Im going to surf the net all day. Bwhahahahahha Work is for suckers. Let everybody else do it today. hehe
Microwaving Water
A 26-year old man decided to have a cup of coffee. He took a cup of water and put it in the microwave to heat it up (something that he had done numerous times before). I am not sure how long he set the timer for, but he wanted to bring the water to a boil. When the timer shut the oven off, he removed the cup from the oven. As he looked into the cup, he noted that the water was not boiling, but suddenly the water in the cup "blew up" into his face. The cup remained intact until he threw it out of his hand, but all the water had flown out into his face due to the build up of energy. His whole face is blistered and he has 1st and 2nd degree burns to his face which may leave scarring. He also may have lost partial sight in his left eye. While at the hospital, the doctor who was attending to him stated that this is a fairly common occurrence and water (alone) should never be heated in a microwave oven. If water is heated in this manner, something should be placed in the cup to diffuse t
Landline Telephone
To all my friends and Family who have both of my phone Numbers (Cell and Home) as of Today, Tuesday July 17th I had my Home Phone Disconnected. It wasnt worth the extra $$ when i rarely used it. If you need my cell # again Please feel free to drop me a private message and I'll give it to you. Love ya all, Dvldog91
Thanks, Pedro.
I know that the rest of the world calls "soccer" football. You really don't need to give me the disclaimer every time you talk to me about it. "Hey, gringo. I love football. Oh, what you call soccer." Damn foreigners. Seems the world is full of them.
My name is Mary Joy Osborn. I am 26 years old, 5'6", 175 lbs, and have 4 children. Elizabeth Nicole is 6, Robert Charles is 4, Hailee Marie is 2, and Ryan Alexander is 1. I am currently divorced from their father Richard, but I am in a relationship that is so much better. I met Jason Adam Vine about a year ago. Him and I have been so happy together and would like to eventually get married and add to our already large family. I love it because he is great with my kids, and although we have just met in person a couple months ago, he treats them like they are his own. The kids love him so much and even asked if they could call him daddy. Their father is now in the Army National Guard, and he is going to be going to Iraq in October. Just 4 days after our youngest sons birthday. The thing is, I don't see him coming back. He is going to be driving a fuel truck, which is just like driving a big target. I hate to think of things like that, but such is life. I joined CherryTap to f
Maybe I Am....
Crazy? I am starting to believe that I really am loosing all my marbles. I had the most perfect opportunity in the world to fufill a 6 year dream, and I passed it up. I still don't understand why myself. A bitch? It took me secretly hiding it in her door for my best friend to get her birthday cards from me because no one would answer the door when they saw it was me. So I went back later and slipped it between the doors so she could see it. I don't really know what I did wrong, but I am really sorry. It was good to hear her voice today. A crazy bitch? My ex-boyfriend seems to think that I am stalking him or obsessed or something like that. I left him a comment as a joke and he freaked out on me not to "do anything like that ever again". OK then. Whatever happened to "we really are going to be friends, not just like everyone says"?
What A Cherry I Am.
Very new to this site, I'm still learning things so forgive me for not talking to anyone just yet lol, I'm getting around to it I promise.
Girl Friend Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos:none.. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...wait's.... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you ever ask me out? 6. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 7. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 8. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 9.Would you walk on the beach with me? 10. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 11. Do you/have you talked about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would u take a nap with me? 14.Do you think I'm cute? 15. If you could change anything about me -would you? 16.Would you dance with me?
Rain Water
My friend wrote this and asked me to post it. . .ever obediant here it is When it rains I think of you I think of the storms we saw and the way you screamed Daring the sky to challenge you When it rains i think of you I think of the kisses we shared and the way we laughed Daring the world to challenge us When it rains i think of you I think of the tears I cried and they way I would have begged Daring love to challenge me When it rains I think of you I think of being happy And how it could be now Daring life to challenge my joy Its raining now I am thinking of you
I've Learned That
On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/s he handles four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that, regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life.." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've lea
Street Life
THE LIFE OF A GANG MEMBER Current mood: indifferent Category: News and Politics Inside Look at the Life of a Gang Member Reported by: Carlos Correa 02/22/2007 09:20pm More than ten years ago the city of Springfield experienced an increase in gang activity when a group of Gangster Disciples from Chicago moved into town. With the help of local groups, the gang problem decreased until last year when new signs of activity surfaced. Now, there are some new strategies in place that aim to prevent gangs from becoming a permanent fixture. The Community Partnership of the Ozarks joined forces with the Springfield Police Department to send a strong and clear message that gang activity is not welcomed here. Graffiti is a tell-tale sign that gangs are in business. Statistics show gang activity is often found among low-income, minority communities, but the recent grand jury formed by the Greene County Prosecutor's Office found the gang population here to be just the oppos
i just picked up a 93 chevy cavalier z24 and i am concentrating most my time into this car because i have been trying get the inside of it done before i go to oregon in the next few weeks,i have droped a system and dvd players in it so fare but soon it will get lighting effects and when i return from oregon . i am ordering a body kit for the car, but till then.
Harm None
The Wiccan Rede has been the subject of much debate for a long time and will continute to be as people interpret it how they wish. Many, many people refer to the Wiccan Creed as the Wiccan Rede when it is in fact a separate document that just happens to state the Rede at its end. The Wiccan Rede is comprised of eight words, not two. This fact is lost on many Wiccans. The Rede does not command us to "harm none". It tells us that any action that will harm none is acceptable. So few things are truly black and white in life and you should remember that when applying the Rede. The Wiccan Rede is a piece of poetry that is often condensed down to the last line: "An it harm none, do what you will." The Rede is seen by most as very similar to the Golden Rule, a belief that is found in nearly every religion. Gardner's Old Laws calls for a limited version of "Harm none," stating you may bind or restrain, but never harm, with magic. Today most Wiccans don't even follow the Old Laws,
Witch, Wiccan Or Pagan
Is there a difference? What's the difference? Please try to remember that these are my opinions. Feel free to agree or disagree with what I say, but remember it's my website and therefore a forum for my thoughts along with any information I choose to post. I wrote this section in response to the overwhelming amount of emails I get asking if there is a difference between a Wiccan and a Pagan. So, instead of replying with the standard, and the often-confusing phrase "Wiccans are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Wiccan." I thought I would elaborate. Pagan What is a “Pagan”? Some will say "any non-Christian religion," but that would include Judaism and Islam. Some would say "any non-Christian, Judaic, or Islamic religion," but again, that would include Hinduism and Buddhism. Then they might go "any polytheistic religion," which would include Hinduism. Occassionally I have heard people say "any religion but the Big 5 - Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism." You c
The Elements
Our world is viewed of in terms of four physical elements - earth, water, air and fire, which roughly correspond to the four scientific forms of matter: solid, liquid, gas and plasma, - plus spirit. Together, these elements form a united whole, as is symbolized in the pentagram. All are necessary and should be in balance. The four elements of nature: Earth, Air, Fire and Water are the very foundations of creation and the basis of life itself.The Earth is the essence of fertility and solidarity; it nourishes, binds and gives form. Air the essence of intelligence, which liberates and stimulates. Fire is the essence of strength and defense that animates and activates, while Water is the essence of emotions and fecundity making things malleable and flexible. The physical representations of these elements are merely their gross forms in the material world. From celestial form sent by the divine beings came a hierarchy of spirits called Elementals. The elementals task was to govern th
The Law Of Power
1. The Power shall not be used to bring harm, to injure or to control others. But if the need arises, the Power shall be used to protect your life or the lives of others. 2. The Power is used only as need dictates. 3. The Power can be used for your own gain; as long as by doing so you harm none. 4. It is unwise to accept money for the use of the Power, for it quickly controls its taker. Be not as those of other religions. 5. Use not the Power for prideful gain, for such cheapens the mysteries of Wicca and Magick. 6. Ever remember that the Power is a sacred gift of the Goddess and the God, and should never be misused or abused. 7. And this is the Law of the Power.
The Four Powers Of The Magus
The Four Powers of the Magus are the personal attributes traditionally necessary and required for the successful use and practice of magic. These are - To Know, To Dare, To Will, and To Be Silent. Without these four attributes combined, the individual will never be successful in magic. The reasoning is quite simple; none of the attributes mentioned are enough in themselves, as all four attributes must be present to balance each other out. For instance: To Know ~ Knowledge is no good, without the will and audacity to see magick done. To Dare ~ Audacity is no good, without the knowledge and will to see magick done. To Will ~ Will power is no good, without the knowledge and audacity to see magick done. To Be Silent ~ What good are the above, without the discretion to remain silent until the magick is done? To reveal your magick before it is done, dissipates its power and effectiveness. So, anyone aspiring to use magick needs a knowledge of what they are doing, the audacit
Computer Probs
just lettn everyone know my computer crashed and im using some ones rt now. i should be back up tonight see ya all soon....MUCH LOVE, ohiorocker
My Honey So Sweet
Im In A Musical Mood, Deal With It...
Let the midnight special Let the midnight special Shine its light on me Shine a light on me, Let the midnight special Let the midnight... Shine its ever-loving light on me Ever loving light on me. Yonder come miss Rosey, How in the world do you know, How in the world do you know ? Well, I know her by her apron And the dress she wore. Umbrella on her shoulder, A piece of paper in her hand, She gonna tell old John She want back her man, She want back her man. Let the midnight special Let the midnight special Shine its light on me Shine a light on me. Let the midnight special Let the midnight... Shine its ever-loving light on me Ever loving light on... If you ever go to Houston, Yeah, you better walk right, You'd better not gamble And sure thing better not fight. The next thing you know The sheriff gonna arrest you And some judge send you down And you can bet your bottom dollar Lord, you'll be chaingang bound, Cha
BLISS Revel in your flesh while it's supple, It's really why we're here. To honor our Source as we couple, And hold each other dear. The pleasures of the flesh are but tools, To lead us towards the Light. When we fire our crown and our jewels, Our love will rule the night.
My B-day
yeah 21 on friday woo hoo hoping to get drun..........yeah buddy
Fate And Circumstances As words flow across the screen, Relationships are discussed Positions dreamed, Frustration intensifies. You say fate has brought us together But circumstances are keeping us apart Will fate and circumstances ever let us be as one?
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill’s provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get Th
Never Have To Worry
These Parents Never Have To Worry About Anyone Messing With Their Kid
X-rated Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q:
Office Memo
Please note that at this year's Company picnic there will be only one Beer per person, please bring your own cup .
Not So Funny
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. you would call us racists. If we had White Histo
Eve;s Side Of The Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast
Please please forgive me But I wont be home again Maybe someday you'll look up And barely conscious you'll say to no one "Isnt something missing?" You wont cry for my absence I know You forgot me long ago Am I that unimportant? Am I so insignificant? Isnt something missing? Isnt someone missing me? Even though I'm the sacrifice You wont try for me not now Though I'd die to know you love me I'm all alone Isnt someone missing me? Please please forgive me But I wont be home again I know what you do to yourself I breath deep and cry out Isnt something missing? Isnt someone missing me? Even though I'm the sacrifice You wont try for me not now Though I'd die to know you love me I'm all alone Isnt someone missing me? And if I bleed, I'll bleed Knowing you dont care And if I sleep just to dream of you I'll wake without you there Isnt something missing? Isnt something? Missing - Evanescence Only part of that is really true for me. I wouldnt want the
Your Fist
According to you I don't even exist Unless your assisted by your fist Another blow I'm down for a while But you just stand there and manage a smile Frozen in fear, I can't help but stay But because of this fear I have to pay Your foot to my side again and again Now I just pray that this time it's the end You pick up a bat that was set by the door Pound it in my back which feels far more Worse than your fists going into my wounds I just stay real tight, it'll be over soon In a drunken rage you finally say "That's what happens when you get in my way"
19 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, July 19: A little forgiveness helps a lot now. Find a way to process an issue with a friend, an ex or even yourself. Be ready to move forward in a positive way -- the stars are sending some pretty sweet stuff later in the day.
19 July 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, July 19: Something has got to give, and if it's not your social schedule, it's going to be your mind. That thing about it being 'better to burn out than to fade away' is just a rock-and-roll myth; taking it seriously is pure stupidity.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Z is represented as: 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14 +15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you c
5,000 Men Were Asked........
to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about "Oral Sex": a.. 3% liked the warmth. b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation. c.. 93% appreciated the silence.
Men Are.......oh,yeah!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now-a-days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are likeDepartment Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
A Cubicle Conundrum
The Downside of Working in a Cube * Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the darn box all day! * Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. * Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire. * That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese. * Lack of roof rafters for the noose. * My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. * 23 power cords, 1 outlet. * Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. * When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. * Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. * If you talk to yourself it causes all the surrounding cubicle inhabitants to pop their heads over the wall and say "What? I didn't hear you." * If your boss calls you and aske you to come into his office for a minute the walk there is like a funeral march... people hand you tissues as you pass and refus
Work. A Retrospective...
* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. * Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. * You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. * When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. * Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous." * To err is human, to forgive is not company policy. * There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over. * If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it. * When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. * The longer the title, the less important the job. * Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
Thanks For The Memories!
I cam to this site and got addicted to it too well. it almost cost me a marrage because of my own stupid emotions and desires getting WAY out of control. I guess I can't handle flirting etc. because I take things too much to heart. the comment graphic below applies to me as well as those who else I have been too emotionally attached to. For the rest of you, it's been nice knowing you all, but I have to get away from CT and on with my life.
Bored And Rambling
yeah sometimes i just get bored with rating pics... so i figured maybe ill write down some of my thoughts somewhere, just to get them out. warning...most likely gonna be pretty damn random!!! It's been nasty rainy here, muggy as ever, and more storms on the way. Which is always great considering they always wait until I am outside at work, tryin to get dogs to use the bathroom outside haha. needless to will be just plain useless. as will taking my dogs outside to do their business...not gonna happen So all this week, and maybe a few days the previous week, i've been waking up every morning at 5:34am on the second it turns that time. It's really odd. i really dont know how long it will last. i hope not long coz i dont need to be up until 7am usually! crazy crazy crazy... I keep looking outside, and i just love the color of dark strom clouds behind the setting of some very bright leafy trees. the contrast is very beautiful... so my town is falling apart....the st
My Poetry
We Are All Strange..........
We are all strange in some way, Some of us like Myself are just better at it. By TheInkAddiction at 2007-07-17
Cherrytap Is Going To Have Some Mighty Pissed Off Peeps
WTF is this FUBAR crap?????? Had a whole bunch of stuff from fubar addy's; thought it was SPAM, reported as SPAM to my ISP!!! So please forgive me iffn any of my friends have any trouble; you might have thought that iffn cherrytap was changing their name they would have sent out email notices!!!!!!!!!!!!! Probably get deleted by all of my contacts here now cause they may get nasty emails saying they were sending out SPAM!! Who's running this site; six year olds!!!!
Denied! On three different occasions! Do they need two forms of ID? WTF is the problem, you stupid whore! The first one I submitted didn't fully show my face. Mmmkay, so I submitted two more with my face clear as day. And this bitch says they're grainy or illegible. Huh? If my boyfriend can read both of them without his glasses, I don't see what the fucking problem is. Fine! Deny my salutes. I don't fucking exist. I'm just a figment of your imagination. No wonder this site is renamed Fubar. It truly is fucked up beyond all recognition.
A Few Explainations
This are a few Explainations for my Wiccan Friends or Students Amulet: An object worn, carried or placed to guard against negativity or other vibrations. A protective Object. Astral Protection: The practice of separating the consciousness from the physical body so that the former may move about unhindered by time, space or gravity. Bane: A Poison; that which destroys life. "Henbane" is poisonous to hens. Banish: To drive away evil, negativity or spirits. Beltane: An ancient folk-festival day observed by Witches that celebrates the fully blossomed spring. April 30 or May 1. Censer: A vessel of metal or earthenware in which incense is burned. An incense burner. Chaplet: A garland or wreath of flowers or leaves worn on the head, as in the chaplets given to classical Greek heroes as symbols of honor. Clairvoyance: Literally " clear seeing". The ability to perceive Facts, events and other data by other then the five "normal" senses, unaided by tools. Curse: A conc
Survey About Me
Name: evis m buchanan Date of birth: april 7,1964 Birthplace: youkuskia,japan Current Location: newnan,ga. Eye Color: brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'2" Heritage: Part French, italin and cherokee and 100% American Piercings: 2 Tattoos: None Favorite Band/Singer: Bon Jovi, Def Leppard,george strait,abba,70s,nickleback Song: amarillo by morning,faraway,homesick Movie: the green mile,day after tomorrow,harry potter Disney Movie: cars,monsters inc,toy story TV Show: er,lost,ncis Color: blue,green Food: Lasagna, Spaghetti, Pizza, steak (t-bone),seafood Pizza Topping: surpreme Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate of course Alcoholic Drink: dont drink Soda: Mt. Dew &pepsi Store: Wal-mart, target Clothing Brand: any Shoe Brand: avdis Season: fall Month: sept,oct,nov Holiday: Christmas Flower: gardenia,rose Make up Item: dont wear it Board Game: monoply Sunny or rainy: Sunny of course Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate obviously Fruit or veggie: both Night or day: both
Going To Make Some Money Today
well at least I hope that I make some money today.. its raining here and that does not help when you work in a summertime bussiness. But I can feel it that its going to be a good day today. I can feel it that I am going to go to work and make some money today. Its my hope also that I get a few things done as well today becuase lord knows that I have way to much crap to finsih at work that i just dont want to do. but I guess that makes it all the more fun huhh.. Well a short one today.. I have to head off to work. Have a great day.. I and I hope that I am leveled up by the time I get home today.. I am almost up to level 11...LOL
Little Black Skirt
Little Black Skirt by damonX© She looked like the kind of girl that could be pressured into doing almost anything. You know the type. Really insecure and maybe a little confused. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous or anything, but she was attractive nonetheless, and there was something about her that turned me on. I was attending a gig at which a friend of mine was performing with his band at a local community center. The place was full of teenagers just hanging around checking out the music. There was your basic purple haired, eyebrow pierced freaky kids that usually attend the shows, but there were also a few "normals" and more than a couple decent looking girls. As the band onstage broke into thier first song I glanced through the swarm of moshing teens and caught a glimpse of nice pair of legs. After a small change in positioning I saw the owner of the legs. She was around eighteen or nineteen years old and wearing the shortest little mini skirt I have ever seen.
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Stiffer Livers
Stiffer Livers To keep chicken livers firmer and staying on the hook longer when fishing cats, drain the fluid from the livers while still in their original plastic tub, then cover with at least a half-inch of brown sugar. Refrigerate overnight. For extra attraction, add 1 tablespoon of vanilla before adding the brown sugar. — Member Albert McBee, Bethany, Oklahoma
I Just Love Todays Horoscope
This isn't just a tie between you and a special person; it's practically a knot. It'll take more than little tugging to make this unravel! So cool your jets and rest easy: Find security in the beauty of what you two have.
15 Great Ways To Get Revenge...
1. Revenge on a dirty roommate - using a hairdryer blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat... 2. Revenge on a neighbor - write a nasty message on your target's lawn in weed killer, they'll never get rid of the bald patches... 3. Revenge on anyone who doesn't live with you - put gelatin down your target's toilet, in a few days it'll get solid... 4. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile... 5. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers... 6. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool... 7. Get as many alarm clocks as possible, set them for different times throughout the night and hide them on your roommate's room... 8. Fill your coworker's umbrella or coat hood with hole-punch waster, or even better four for a sudden blizzard... 9. Take your friend's bike, get a ladder and raise it
Today July 20th
Okay so TGIF finally haha. Its around 10 o clock here and I am on my way out for the night even though I am really tired. Gonna go over to my friend Jason's house to play some beer pong so It should be fun. Worked both of my jobs today so that kind of sucked, get to sleep in tomorrow yesssssss hope everyone had a good day! Dont forget to rate my NSFW!
We all have fantasies about someone, something or someplace. We all would like our fantasies to come true to us at some point in our lives. I believe many of us, mistaken what actually we consider to be a fantasy. Fantasies can be naughty or nice for many of us. Could we, actually be mistaken our fantasy, to actually be, a skeleton in the closet? Ask yourself this one question, would I be able to tell my fantasy, if asked, without any hesitation, whether it is naughty or nice? When does one's fantasy become their skeleton in the closet? Could it become a skeleton, when acted upon? That would most likely depend on, what you consider to be a fantasy. We all learn about what a fantasy is from many of different sources. Most commonly, we learn about fantasies from our parent's or school teacher's. Every fantasy I had heard as a child was of something wonderful or magical. I had heard fantasies with excitement and comfort in many voices. My mind had been programmed to believe, that
If You Were To See Me..would You....
Tell me that you have been reading my blogs? 2. Tell me that you have voted "yes" for me on "Do You Like"? 3. Ask me to explain a blog that has intrigued you? 4. Sit by me, if you were to see me in a public place? 5. Come up to me and introduce yourself ? 6. Ask me if I am really a shy guy? 7. Talk to me? 8. Ask me to join you for lunch? 9. Ask me something you had always wondered about me? 10. Be honest enough to tell me what you think of my writings and my Myspace page? 11.Ask me my age? 12. Wonder what do I think of you? 13. Tell me, that I had voted yes for you on "Do You Like"? 14. Take a picture of us together? 15. Wonder what I'm truly like? 16. Ask for my email? 17. Give me your email? 18. Like to know something private about myself? 19. Stop holding hands with your boyfriend, if I was to see you? 20. Tell me why you voted "yes"? 21. Ask me why I voted "Yes" for you? 22. Know if there was chemistry? 23. Tell me,
Have A Great Weekend
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz †
1. what's your first name? Shay 2. male or female? female 3. how old are you? 23 4. what country or state do you live in? California 5. would you say your straight, gay or bi? Straight 6. describe what you look like physically: I'm 5'4, dark brown Hair , Hazel eyes , BBW 7. ok now how many fingers? 3 8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 42DD 9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink. 10. what's your favorite part of your body? My eyes 11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex? I like too many things....guy has to have some major body karate going on...nice arms, nice chest, nice back, great ass and i love eyes, smile & hair too 12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? neck....inside of wrist 13. do you have any special names 4 your privates or what do you call them? No I don't have a special name for any of them
My Absence
Bright Blessings to A/all of my friends and thank you all for sticking around. lol I've been offline for awhile now, but I plan to have new ISP service sometime in August. I may have a new job that will help me get caught up on a few things and save up some cash for my future ~of course its 13 hours a day/7days a week. Obviously, it won't be permanent. lol Anyway, I just wanted to let E/everyone know where I've been and that I haven't forgotten Y/you. :))
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Help Me Keep 1st Place
Hey everyone I need some help keeping 1st place. I was 2400 ahead now I am less than a 1000. Any and all comments will be a huge help! thanks in advance! Hugs Carrie
Help Me Keep 1st Place
Hey everyone I need some help keeping 1st place. I was 2400 ahead now I am less than a 1000. Any and all comments will be a huge help! thanks in advance! Hugs Carrie
Have a good night everyone!!! Comment on my NSFW
??? now we are all members of a site that is F'ed up beyond all repair?
Virus Alert Came By Email
Virus alert Beware!Hi All, I checked with Norton Antivirus and they are gearing up for this virus, so I believe this is real. Sent to me last night. I checked and this is for real.Get this sent around to your contacts ASAP...we don't need this spreading around. PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS,FAMILY AND CONTACTS > >> >>> You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached file called "Invitation" regardless of who sent it, It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer.. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called "invitation", though sent by a friend, do not open it and shut down your computer immediately. This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has be
Forward Top All
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They come in different colors and shapes to energize the aging universe bringing a sweet and happy taste to the bitter burden of life. In baskets of fruits I saw numerous colors of moments. In varieties of your tastes and warmth comes my appreciation of colors and taste of days. The same flavors have tasted differently at dangling moments and times of day. You are much more sweet and tasty when my days are nice to me. You added taste and colors to my blue moments and days. I have looked to you for consolation. You are fruits of two lives
Animals Rescues
i will be posting some animals for rescue...cause animals are important in our lives.I know i have 2 dogs and they make me happy.There always there when they know im not feeling well.I get sad alot but get out when im with them. yes im an animal lover.

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