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Communication.You Communicate With Your Ears
You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker.
What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions.
You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself.
Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.
How Do You Communicate?
Piximikimi - Customize Your World
I Believe In You And Me - The Four TopsI believe in you and me
I believe that we will be
In love eternally
As far as I can see
You will always be the one
For me
Oh, yes, you will
I believe in dreams again
I believe that love will never end
And like the river finds the sea
I was lost
Now I'm free
I believe in you and me
I will never leave your side
I will never hurt your pride
When all the chips are down
I will always be around
Just to be right where you are
My love
Oh, I love you, girl
I will never leave you out
I will always let you in
To places no one's ever been
Deep inside
Can't you see
I believe in you and me
Maybe I'm a fool
To feel the way I do
But I would play the fool forever
Just to be with you forever
I believe in miracles
Love's a miracle
And, baby, you're a dream come true
I was lost
Now I'm free, girl
I believe in you and me
I was lost
Now I'm free, girl
I believe in you and me
For I AmI am the thorn
she bleeds upon
as she licks the scars upon my soul
I am the booze she pours
when escape only is poured from the dregs of my soul
I am the love of her life
she has not yet known
I am the dreams she has
when she lies in the corner alone
She can't stand me
has already damned me
and when the day is done
she burns pictures she has not got
I am the sickness
she refuses to medicate
I am the place she has never called home
I refuse to dream anymore
all my thoughts are demons
all my memories scars
I refuse to feel
as the liquor kisses my lips
I refuse to heal
for I am
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
UntitledI've managed to wait many moons
and still come up empty handed
as seasons change
and I've become branded
by every single prejudice you have ever held
a martyr for all the blood you shed
taste me and see
I do not share your stink
I despise all that is U
and I despise all that is me
4 I find when it is all over
we share the same body
take the same life.
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
I Am CancerI am cancer
everything I touch
suffocates
withers
Eat the ashes
and find your fill
poison by any other taste
is wasted by your sincere desire to
vanish into the hand of the shadow
hide from me
I will be your end
cleanse your mind of every evil intention
for I will get you
I am the end of all things
I will consume everything you hold close to your breast
A plague I am
I know for I have destroyed my own self
the very mirror casts away my presence
for even that which does not possess life
knows better to taste the fruit I forbid
a thousand deaths I have brung
I will kill again
it is vain to try and find love within me
I am cancer
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
No ConsequenceIf I could but bleed perfection
I would paint you
with the oils that run from my veins
and leave one more stain
upon the world
I must pass through
If I was a saint
I would bless you with immortality
and damn U to a life of no consequence
no love
like U leave me
cold
alone
desperate for just a touch
If I was God
I would toy with you
puppet
pull the strings of your heart consistently
no satisfaction
no conseqence
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
And AnotherI hate myself so how could I expect
another to desire that which I reject
a blemish I am
even needles won't touch my skin
As I kiss my own lips with gin
and sink softly into a nightmare's lullaby
Someone carve my mind with a razor
I swear I wouldn't place blame on ya
death is what I am worth
and I am worth my weight in fool's gold
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
IndecisionSitting
trying to piece this puzzle
tattooed with a muzzle
cuz they refuse to let me speak for myself
on the bed of indecision
another sightless circumcision
and I'm left with the shadows of death
won't let me speak for myself
cuz like me there afraid what they will see
Won't let me put myself above anyone else
cuz the hate what they expose
leaves them standing with no clothes
to defend the fiend of self
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
The DragonSave me from this suicide
inflicted upon me
as society lies
I will not bow down and kiss the dragon
I am not slave to the dragon
Winds come and go
and tortured souls
line up to their demise
once again society lies
But I will not bow down and kiss the dragon
I am not a slave to the dragon
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
NightmareThe night is ending
the final dance has been called
I hug the shadows
and dream of home
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
Least That's What They Tell MePitching pennies
in the fountain
makin wishes
never countin
the cost of loss
that's sure to come
paying penance
feeling numb
least that's what they tell me
walking sideways
do not touch
to much contact
to much stuff
makin wishes
dreamin dreams
nothings real
or so it seems
least that's what they tell me
hearing sermons
on the wall
taste not
touch not
not at all
do not respond
refuse to feel
in time your bound to heal
least that's what they tell me
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
4 The PoetThis is for the poet who raped my mind
stole my soul
left me empty
and on the road
who painted scenes upon my heart
and planned schemes
to rip apart
for the one I love
but won't admit
still in denial
this sinking ship
This is for the one
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
Invisible PeoplePeople dressing loud trying to be seen
silent screams
broken dreams
trying to break out the scene
don't need a motive
tired of the seeds of ignorance
never fit
JSDEUEL COpyright 2008
How Good Would That BeHow good would that be
I'm the cosmic enclosure
fighting against the exposure
I could give a damn if I ever see light again
I just need you to warm me
sheild the storms for me
and I'll be damned if I let them damn me again
sticks and stones broke my bones
teeth cut me like no knife could
If I could get rid of their foul breath
breathing down my neck
U know I would
How good would that be
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
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190Today's Quote
I have accepted fear as part of life--specifically the fear of change. I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says turn back.
-Erica Jong
Clutch-the Mob Goes WildPlease allow me to adjust my pants
So that I may dance the good time dance
And put the onlookers and innocent bystanders into a trance
Give disease so the swine will marry and propagate lies.
Tough luck for elected officials. The beast you see got fifty eyes.
Bring it on home, spread the wealth. Play it cool, the hand's been dealt.
Now, all the odds are in our favor. Save the victory speeches for later.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Delivered Federal Express on your mother's doorstep.
Condoleeza Rice is nice, but I prefer A-Roni.
And that man on the T.V. who speaks to the dead, you know that man's a phony.
Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot.
Everybody move to Canada right now. Here's how we do it:
Bum rush the border guard before he and his dog ever knew it.
Streets on fire, the mob goes wild.
21 guns, box made of pine, letter from the government sealed and signed
Deli
My Monster!You Are A Vampire
You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal
Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm
Your greatest weakness: Human flesh
You play well with: Werewolves
What Kind of Monster Are You?
Why Do I Get Screwed Over?why do i get screwed over so much? i think that its because i am so nice and let people get away with things. I mean i buy clothes and cigs and give money to them and let them live here for free and they dont offer to return anything that they have used. i even do there clothes and still no thank you or pay you back. i am just to nice i think and i am putting my foot down now and not letting them in my home or in my heart of in my family's life. i am tried of getting lied to or backstabbed, or used, im not helping anyone else out any more . they will have to find there own way to do things.
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Pic 4imikimi - Customize Your World
Darkness/lightShrouded by your darkness
I think I saw a light ahead
but couldn't tell
tried not to confuse this
with heaven or hell
Safely you embace me
in the cover of your wings
yet my skin crawls
as a child
as I wait to see what death will bring
Not used to safety
as I destroy all that is me
Will you let me be
will you set me free
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
Cherry WineShould i pour a cold one
or just call this night a nite
don't feel much like sleep
but can hardly hold my eyes
days keep feeling longer
and i'm not getting any stronger
and I must admit
I'm afraid to turn off the lights
keep looking in the mirror
and my eyes keep getting clearer
and I'm thinking bout that bottle one last time
should I pour myself another
or should I just pull up the covers
dream instead of sweet cherry wine.
JSDEUEL Copyright 2008
Emptyin the rain
searching for answers
no job, no luck, no cigarette
tired of drinking up my sorrows
but just don't think I'm done drinking yet
living past the point of desperation
living with these blue jean memories
full of holes and faded
just like my morals seem to be
Copyright 2008 JSDEUEL
What Is Your Love Based On?Your Love is Based on Affection
Your need for love is very primal and basic. You can't imagine living without love.
And for you, love is something that's best expressed through touch.
You're always up for a hug or a cuddle. And you feel a bit rejected when you don't get enough affection.
Whether you're sharing a blanket or sharing an order of fries, you thrive when you're close to the person you love.
Why your love can last: You express your love freely and frequently
Why your love can fail: You can come off as clingy, and this freaks people out
What Is Your Love Based On?
The MeaningThe meaning of being special,
is found in a person like you.
A friend who is so thoughtful,
in everything they say and do.
A person who betters my life,
by being a part of it each day.
Someone who touches my heart,
in a special, and unique way.
A person who's always giving,
and willing to help all they can.
Who truly gives from their heart,
showing they care for who I am.
This friend I have found in you,
is as special as one could be.
And I am so blessed in my life,
that you've been a friend to me.
Head Or HeartWhy is it so hard to move on with your life when your not sure if you made the right choice or not? Theres always going to be the "what-ifs" and the doubts but how do you know when it is time to move on and do whats best for you? What if it envolves hurting someome else, though sometimes you question why they are even in your life? Whens the right time to stop listening to your heart and start listening to your head??? Why is it that the people we choose to surround ourselves with are usually the ones with secrets, lies, and ones who take advantage of other?
Shootin The Shit Podcast - March 11, 2008Shootin' the Shit Podcast #2 - March 11, 2008
This week I talk about how I'm nervous about the trip to Orlando, Jeff Meacham being stupid, Rift no longer fucking a teenager, my upcoming websites and tons more. Shit, I forgot to mention in the show, I"m going to impregnate Dennis' sister in Orlando. HELL YEAH!
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Her Lovers TouchHer breath came in short bursts as she gripped the bed with her free hand. Her pussy ached to be filled like it had been earlier. There was nothing she liked more than having Jason stretches her to her limits. She tossed the vibe onto the bed as her fingers greedily sought out her puffy pink lips. Instantly, two of her fingers parted them and forced deep inside her. She was so lost in her own pleasure that she did not even hear him return home. He stood there in the doorway wearing just a pair of denim shorts as he watched in amazement as his horny little slut masturbated.
He ran his hand over the growing bulge in his shorts, his eyes remaining glued to her. She slipped a third finger inside, spreading her cunt even wider as her hips began to buck. She let out a loud moan as her eyes clenched shut. He took a couple of steps back as he unzipped his pants quietly as not to alert her to his presence. Her fingers speedily moved in and out of her sweet little hole as a torrent of moans
My First PiercingAs a child I was always the one taking dares from my friends. No matter how insane the dare was, everyone always knew Shannon would do it. One time back when I was in high school, a bunch of my girlfriends dared me to flash this teacher all the girls thought was cute. Two days later I took the dare and ended up getting suspended for two weeks. My parents nearly had a heart attack.
Some things never change! A few weeks ago I, an adult now, found myself in another juvenile dare situation with a bunch of my girlfriends. A bunch of us were sitting around the bar talking about how a clit piercing can make sex that much better. Going off strict hearsay everyone seemed to know or knew someone with a clit ring that claimed it made them have multiple orgasms, when accidentally brushed against. I probably was the only sane one in the group that knew this had to be bull shit make believe. One rumor or hearsay later and everyone were ganging up telling me to put up or shut up. They said tha
What Fruti Am I?You Are a Banana
You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside.
People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes.
And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary.
You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything!
You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around.
You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well.
What Type of Fruit Are You?
Things I Have Written. Not In Order!The hand
Sometimes the hand holding the sharpes, deepest cutting knife
Is the softest
Sometimes the hand that is holding the bleeding remains of your heart
are the gentlest
Sometimes the hand that is holding the balance of your life
is the most perfect
Sometimes, and just, sometimes
The hand that covers your eyes
Are the ones you were just caressing with your lips
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Things
Things that bother me.
I cannot say
things that hurt me
I cannot say
things that tell me one thing
I cannot say
things that tell me another
I cannot say
things that I want to say
I cannot say
things that I cannot say
may set me free
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Just wanted to say...this started out as a poem. Then started sounding like a song. Maybe I can get some help making it to music..?
I took your pictures from the wall
I didn't know that we would fall
When the heart ache came to me
I Miss HimIt's 5:45am and I tryed sleeping but I just now realized how much I miss him!!! It sucks my mind got lost in thought and I don't know what to do I just wanna cry and sleep my life away! :(
Who Is The Angel Of Sardis?Who is the angel of Sardis? This is a true statement! I already know that all of my Detroit, Michigan, Southfield, Michigan, Oak Park, Michigan, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, McKeesport, Pennsylvania, Newport News, Virginia and Hampton, Virginia living was very important!! It was very important of my living in all of the 3 states of Michigan, Virginia and Pennsylvania!!! This is Michael.
Hey! I Can Drive The City Bus!Why are you faking like I want to do something that I don't want to do? If I don't want to do it. Then I don't want to do it!! I don't believe in bothering anybody like this. And a survey is an opinion from anybody!! Really there is nothing wrong with me to get busted up, banged up and lactated out! I am a bottom! Big Men and Little Men bust and shoot, fat loads of your man cream down in my bootyhole and gap it out big!! In any position you want. Either Missionary or doggystyle and even sideways! And I love big, huge, muscular, smooth calves on a man. I love to massage lotion on big muscular men calves! I love it!! There is nothing wrong about any of this. There is nothing wrong for me to get lactated out by big and little men!!!
Meimikimi - Customize Your World
Irish BlessingYour morning thought for the day:
May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.
-- Irish Blessing
Needs And DesiresBeing a person who recently worked himself off of anti-depressant medication, part of my recovery is to make and keep up a list of my most important needs and desires, this has been very beneficial for me, and I think this is something most people could benefit from doing. Give it some thought, it's not for everyone, but it may help with keeping the stupid little things from getting you down.
My most important needs and desires.
· I want to make a difference in the lives of others.
· I need a sense of purpose in life.
· I need to give of myself.
· I need to be able to be wrong without being made to feel guilty or ashamed.
· I need to have my opinions considered.
· I need to express myself.
· I need to acknowledge fears and anger.
· I need privacy and quiet time.
· I need to feel hope.
· I need to believe in myself, and my abilities.
· I need to be more open with myself, and others.
· I need to be more assertive without coming across as mean, or
A Poem Called "growing"Before I even noticed
I grew to need your smile.
your "good mornings" and "goodnights"
Make all of it worth while.
I grew to need the way
you call me beautiful and mean it
I grew to understand your smile
not just when I can see it
I grew to laugh at all your jokes
not just when their good
I grew to understand you
when what you say’s misunderstood
I grew to know what’s a joke
and what you really mean
I know now when you feel confused
by what’s said and not just seen
I know that your the only one
who talks more then I do
and that the sound of your voice
can make me come unglued
But you don’t understand me
it’s sad but also true
You could see my face a thousand times
and not know I love you.
SadI'mleaving Fubar..as much as I love it....there is a certain female that has others stalking my profile..just to see what some guy she likes leaves me....very sad and childhish.....i love all my friends....and take it easy..all of you
Big NewsBig News
I just got engaged. I am very very happy. I love her with every fiber of my being. Sounds corny and cliche, but it is true.
I love you Kris...
What To Doin short i'm engaged to blackheartedangle here in the fu. we have been togeather for almost 3 years now. and in thos 3 years have spen about 8 months togeather cause she was cheating on me. now thats all worked at and i have been at my parents hous for the last 8 months stuck here cause she lives 100 miles away and her van isn't running. she keeps telling me she misses me and keeps saying she wishins i was there with her. but now since i have a way to get back to her she tells me she would rather me wait a while longer. it's been 8 months and i'm sick of being with out her. i'm told she has the guy she cheated on me still liveing with her. she swears he's not and there are other reason she would rather have me wait. but yet she tells me everytime we are on the phone she misses me and wishes i was there. so here'd what i need to know. should i stick it out no matter how long it will be or sjut show up and see whats going on and leave her?
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Accepting ChangeIt's a common trait - people don't like change. But in our fast-paced world, change is inevitable, especially in your career. Even if you're not planning on making a career change in the near future, your employer may have a different idea for you. Here are a few tips to help you cope if change comes your way.
First, expect your job description to evolve. Companies are constantly growing, presenting the need for employees to change or to take on additional responsibilities. Be flexible and accept changes as opportunities for you to gain experience in new areas.
Next, check your attitude at the door. Many times employees react to changes they don't like by adopting the "I'll only do as much as I have to" attitude. In the end, though, no one is hurt except for your image. Accepting change and moving on with a professional attitude will demonstrate an ability to be flexible, helping your image in the long run.
Lastly, change is more easily accepted if you understand the reason
Attention FubariansI must say that with all the running around I have been doing lately I've hardly gotten time to do what I love which is writing, but online we call it Blogging. So just so you know I hope that I have not pissed anyone off. I play alot and sometimes people take me very serious but it is not all that serious.
For those married folk If I make a sexy comment don't take it serious, I am just having fun. I thought that is what most people go online to do have fun not argue. I can argue without going online, so people again don't take me serious unless I tell you otherwise. God Bless you all!!!!!
We Need Your HelpHey guys as you all know my son Hayden is in need of a Thymus transplant and now his website is up and running!!! I would really appreciate it if you guys would visit either www. cotaforhaydenn. com for direct access, or visit www. cota. org and click on 'Patient Campaigns' then Hayden Navarrete, aallll the way at the bottom, under Thymus :) Please make a donation and let all of your family and friends know they can safely make donations online!! All donations over 50 dollars are tax deductable, and you can write a check too, just let me know if you want more information. PLEASE let your churches/business' know about Hayden and how they can help a child in need of a life saving transplant... the money doesn't just go to a whole organization, but to ONE child... MY child... he is in need of a miracle... I know we can make it happen!!! I love you all thanks for your support and for reading this. - Jessica Navarrete Please send me a message if you need my address or phone number... I'l
One Wish...If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney Kuchta -
Never Have I FallenYour lips speak soft sweetness
Your touch a cool caress
I am lost in your magic
My heart beats within your chest
I think of you each morning
And dream of you each night
I think of your arms being around me
And cannot express my delight
Never have I fallen
But I am quickly on my way
You hold a heart in your hands
That has never before been given away
- Rex A. Williams -
Love Is...Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start.
- Meghan -
When I'm With You...When I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
- Chris Engle -
Love Me...Love me in the Springtime, when all is green and new,
Love me in the Summer, when the sky is oh so blue,
Love me in the Autumn, when the leaves are turning brown,
Love me in the Winter, when the snow is falling down.
Love me when I'm happy, and even when I'm sad,
Love me when I'm good, or when I'm oh so bad,
Love me when I'm pretty, or if my face is plain,
Love me when I'm feeling good, or when I'm feeling pain.
Love me always darlin', in the rain or shining sun,
Love me always darlin', after all is said and done,
Love me always darlin', until all our life is through,
Love me always darlin', for I'll be lovin' you!
- Amanda Nicole Martinez -
Iceberg Salad With CashewsIceberg Salad with Cashews
1 medium size head iceberg lettuce, broken into bite size pieces.
1/2 cup thinly sliced green onion
1/2 cup chopped cashews
2 T. chopped parsley
3 T. sunflower kernels (roasted if you like)
3 strips bacon
Salad oil
1/4 cup wine vinegar
2 t. sugar
1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
In a salad bowl, mix together lettuce, onion, cashews, parsley and seeds, then set aside.
In a frying pan over medium heat cook bacon until crisp; drain drippings into measuring glass and add enough salad oil to make 1/3 cup total. Crumble the bacon into the salad mixture. Return the oil to heat adding the vinegar and sugar and stir until the sugar is dissolved. Pour this over the lettuce mixture and toss well. Makes 6 servings, garnish each with Parmesan cheese.
Dirty Cowgirlalright get you head outta the gutter..i'm talking about cowgirl dust..let me paint a picture for you... imagine if you will
a lone rider racing thru the unsettled terain of the wild young west...her chaps are worn and muscles are sore from months of hard riding... day in and day out she rides..stopping only to satisfy the needs of survival..her speed keeps the wind blowing her tangled wIld hair behind her and a cloud of dust billowing as high as she perched on her mare.. no one knows her location.. no one sees her exhaust both beast and beauty.. the only witness to her run is the dust chasing behind her... a town rises from the mirages she viewed as her future... faster she urges her horse.. she could get filled in the town...she could satisfy those needs otherwise denied alone in the desert... rapidly she enters the single road town... she urges her horse to the nearest horse stand.. the mare obeys and suddenly stops.. rearing up in a final show of stamina and strength...the
Greens With Sesame Seed DressingGreens with Sesame Seed Dressing
1/2 Cup sesame seeds
1 cup sour cream
2 t. sugar
1 t. onion salt
1/8 t. pepper
1 T. vinegar
1 t. worcestershire
1 clove garlic, minced (I use 1 T. jarred garlic pieces)
2 1/2 quarts mixed greens of your choice
In a frying pan over medium-low heat, toast sesame seeds, stirring frequently until brown (about 4 minutes).
Combine sour cream, sugar, onion salt, pepper, vinegar, Worcestershire, garlic and sesame seeds; blend well. Cover and refrigerate, if made ahead.
To serve, pour sour cream sauce over greens and toss well.
LonelySometimes I cant stop crying even if it is a stupid thing like loving you
FunniesFive Levels of Hangovers
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced
Men Verses WomenMale or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg tim
Million $$$ Fubuck ContestMILLION $$$ FU-BUCK CONTEST
Ok I am having a MILLION dollar contest. You can use any SFW pic you'd like.
First place - ONE MILLION FU$$$$$$
Second place - 500K FU$$$$$
Third place - 250K FU$$$$$
Fourth place - 100K FU$$$$$
There will also be a bonus for the most rates of 50K FU$$$$$
The contest will start Friday, March 14th at 5pm Fubar time and end Friday, March 21st at 5 pm Fubar time. So if you want in it let me know before then.
Self bombing is allowed and encouraged.
Bombing families allowed.
Absolutely NO DRAMA. If you cause any drama you will be immediately removed from the contest!
If there is no activity on your pic within 48 hours, you will be removed from the contest.
So if you would like to enter please send me a private message with the link to the pic you would like to use.
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Dj CreedI will satisfy the world's wanton for wonder and manifest my influence to the masses
I will envelope your emotions with my enthusiasm
I will force you to show your true self, regardless of your inhibitions....
with each three ticker tune!
Hoooooraaaahhhh!!!It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people that we are talking about.
You stay up for 16 hours.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/ don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off hi
25,000please help me level send me a message and i will return the favor..
Picimikimi - Customize Your World
Songs About Suicide A-jI found a shit ton of songs about suicide on here, maybe you know a few?
"1-800-Suicide" by Gravediggaz
"1-800-Suicide-Club" by Hjertestop
"10 Years Today" by Bullet for My Valentine (Friend's suicide — "How could you leave us that way" is the lyrics used)
"100 Suicides" by Dog Fashion Disco
"1000 Years Away" by Andi Deris
"25 Cromwell Street" by Apoptygma Berzerk
"30 Meter" by Die Schröders (A German song about somebody who is standing on a house, 30 meters up and his thoughts.)
"4 Walls" by Staind
"45" by Shinedown
"5000 Ways to Die" by Nerf Herder (Humorous geek rock song about the many (mainly self-inflicted) ways of dying, and the somewhat degrading consequences of it.)
"57 Ways To End It All" by The Raincoats
"6 Underground" by Sneaker Pimps
"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth - "The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."
"7 Minutes in Heaven" by Fall Out Boy
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"A Broken Glass" by Hocico
"Abschiedsbrief" ("Farewell Letter") by Die Fi
My Irish NameYour Irish Name Is...
Aoife O'Keefe
What's Your Irish Name?
My Leprechaun NameYour Leprechaun Name Is:
Sniffles Greentooth
What's Your Leprechaun Name?
Beautifulit feels wonderful to be called beautiful..
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So...I just read that a bar in New York called Fu Bar has been crushed by a falling crane. So, Fu Bar is now fucked up beyond all recognition. Funny to me, but not to others, I'm sure.
Fred PassMuch of the conversation that takes place in this book is written in the phonetically spelled Sheffield dialect of the 40's and 50's and so it might be a little daunting to anyone unfamiliar with it. However, to me - a person who grew up in Sheffield - it only adds to the charm!
I think that this book resonates with me as the author was of a similar age to my dad and many of the adventures and scrapes he gets into remind me of the stories my dad has told me. There are lots of very funny moments in this book and conversely, many sad and touching moments too.
Weerz me dad sheds a very interesting light on post-war Britain for the working classes and illustrates just how much things have changed on so many levels, including the sad loss of community spirit and 'real' neighbours.
This book is a must-read for anyone who had parents or grandparents who grew up in the working class north of the 40's and 50's.
Sadly, Fred Pass died recently; it appears he took his own life. Alt
The 10 Things I Love About Uit seems to me that with even all my downfalls u still love me
your a very hard worker
u provide for myself and for my childern
u are the best thing that has happend to me
your the best macanic i know
the best love i ever had
your grate at organizer
u make a good parent
u want more for me then anyone i have ever known
u can say some of the kindest words at time to make me feel better
Cyber C**kWhat exactly is the point of getting on cam and having a male jack off??? I find it to be quite gross. I mean if you're to lame to be able to see it without a webcam then you need to do something to fix that.
From my point of view seeing a guy stroke himself on cam is like watching paint dry... boring and tasteless... Now don't get me wrong seeing my man do it while I double click my own mouse is a total different thing... But to see a complete stranger do it... I think there should be some boundries...
Just my thoughts for the evening!
Picimikimi - Customize Your World
Thanx To Those >.who do read my blogs . I appreciate it. Hugz all. Have a great day.. I think I will leave life to the others...For mine be so messd up about now . Things in my life dont come easy for me...I try hard , yet get nothing but grief, most times in return ..So im just gona live day by day... As I should. ..Night,s be hard to sleep alone and always lonly though as I face another empty day. hugz diana
HecticLife is just hectic right now alot going on and ot enough time in the day....
198Today's Quote
Age is all imagination. Ignore years and they'll ignore you.
-Ella Wheeler-Wilcox
Blondes?????Subject: BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws,and while there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding he rbrains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough onthe back of her head.A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded li
LifeHave you ever stop to wonder what everday life really is. It has to be different for everybody in their own views and opinions, thats what makes everyone unique in their own ways, no 2 people are alike, yet we have so much in common.
Treat Me Like A DogNow to lead me around on a leash doesn’t sound like my cup of tea so let’s get to what was meant when i chose to use such a title. First my dog is named
Bailey, Mr Bailey half the time and the thing about having him in my life is i can’t wait to see him and it hurts my heart when i have to leave him to go to work. but no matter how good or bad my day has been it’s even better when i get to come home to see him there waiting for me. now Bailey is a great dog, but when he was younger he did things wrong like dogs will but i never questioned him. i never thought he did something just to hurt me . if i lost a shoe do to his need for a new chew toy i never hated him for it , yes i was upset but never did it crossed my mind that he had done it to spite me. if his tail knocked over and broke something sure i was sad to see something broken but never would i think ill of him for braking it. So why can’t we treat people in this manner? why do we have to assume they meant to do us harm or why c
I Love Happiness!I just love to watch things work.
and seeing pure happiness.
even if its not me it just makes me feel hopefull i guess. :D
I want things to work out for me too.
No North Carolina anymore but that's okay because I'm sure I'll have other chances to see Rosemary. I went car browzing around the city. Unsuccessful, obviously. Like always. but it didn't bother me because I didn't have any hopes. idk if thats sad or good...?
But I just felt a real nice feeling of things coming together. I have a good feeling about thigns coming together. Despite the fucking economy crashing down lately I am just waiting for the best. Working my hardest etc.
Got to have that "mad money" saved up.
Things seem to be coming together really well except for a few things but I'm saving up my money and just holding off on buying anything I don't need. But I still need to buy some vitimans.
I'm happy that tomorrow is my first real day off in a long while. No school, no work. Same thing goes for thursda
Looking For An Old FriendWhen I was here the first time I made friends and made haters. But there was one person that I really like and I mean I really liked. It was to the point I loved her and wanted nothing else but her. But at that time I was married and I messed it up and didnt tell her. Ive talked to her here and there trying to fix everything but it didnt work. I just messed everything up even worse. I just want to find her and tell her that I am sorry and fix everything and have her back. Thats if she wants me back.
Hole - Doll PartsDedicated to those women who have a bad relationship,and are to weak to make a decision to have a better life.They have to go thru being sad all their life.A life of pain,and sadness.A life of being hit and bruised,and be treaten like a ragged doll.It is in their courage to make a change,if they want to.
Marilyn Manson - Man That You Fearsay what ya want about the new manson this song fuckin rocks
The ants are in the sugar
The muscles atrophied
We're on the other side, the screen is us and we're t.v.
Spread me open, sticking to my bony ribs
Are all your infants in abortion cribs
I was born into this
Everything turns to shit
The boy that you loved
Is the man that you fear
Pray untill you're number
Asleep from all your pain
Your apple has been rotting
Tomorrow's turned up dead
I have it all and I have no choice but to
I'll make everyone pay and you will see
You can kill yourself now
Because you're dead in my mind
The boy that you loved
Is the monster you fear
Peel off all those eyes
Crawl into the dark
You've poisoned all your children
To camouflage your scars
Pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear
Pray your life was just a dream
The cut that never heals
Pray now baby
Pray your life was just a dream
(I am so tangled in my sins that I cannot escape)
Pinch the head off
Colla
Straight Up NastyWhat is up with women leaving their unwrapped napkins and tampons in public bathrooms on the floor or toilet seat. That is straight up nasty and unsanitary. It also has a funky ass smell. I mean not only have I've seen that but also there be blood drops on the seat, floor and walls. What the hell! Like they the only ones using the restroom. There are too many diseases out there and some women have caught them by sitting on the toliet seat. I feel sorry for the cleaning crew that have to come in and clean up that sh... They should be paid well. Sometimes women don't even flush the toliet leaving big ass turds with damn near a whole roll of toliet paper in there. And some others leave without washing their hands. Yuck!!!! So ladies if you use the public rest room make sure you cover the seat just in case you are unable to squat and when washing your hands grab the paper towel first cause their are plenty of germs on the handle. Upon leaving if there is a handle on the door to pull use a
The Forgoten War KoreaA SOLDIER DIED TODAY
He was getting old and paunchy and his hair was falling fast,
And he sat around the Legion, telling stories of the past.
Of a war that he had fought in and the deeds that he had done,
In his exploits with his buddies; they were heroes, every one.
And tho' sometimes, to his neighbors, his tales became a joke,
All his Legion buddies listened, for they knew whereof he spoke.
But we'll hear his tales no longer for old Bill has passed away,
And the world's a little poorer, for a soldier died today.
He will not be mourned by many, just his children and his wife,
For he lived an ordinary and quite uneventful life.
Held a job and raised a family, quietly going his own way,
And the world won't note his passing, though a soldier died today.
When politicians leave this earth, their bodies lie in state,
While thousands note their passing and proclaim that they were great.
Papers tell their whole life stories, from the time that they were young,
But the
Welcome To My PlaceI try my best to be hospitable to everyone. I am serious about my promoting but I seem to be lacking. the are so many features I have yet to try out. I hope that my friends here enjoy the page and I am trying to update it as best I can. But I am having so many problems with finding a music player and a nice layout for my page the my space layouts don't seem to work. I tried to put other layouts on my page and I can't seem to make any of them to stay on mine.
Weatherweather is unprectile it colds then warm then cold i cant wait tiil summer whens it is hot outside so i can improve on swiming
LifeHi to all my friends. I have made it back on line. LOL Life for me is great...busy but great. I am now a mother of six children and wow do I have my hands full. But I love them and they are a gift from God. I am working part time and home schooling 4 of my children. I am also taking care of my mom who is very sick. Wow life is so busy but that is good that way I don't have time to think. So to all my friends I hope to hear from all of you soon. I have missed all of you. Hugs and kisses
Hellohey all im like extemly new at this and im going to update my profile soon...
Don't Be LyingI cannot speak because I have spoken these words before
And it is choking me up even more
When it really is just empty swallowed up promises
Just like before
And it is not right
It's not the way it should be
But you are making it this way
It could be simple, but you don't want it to be
Everything isn't as bad as think
you are not thinking it through.
because we are just running around in circles
And making things more complicating
Stop with the harshness
Stop trying to make yourself better for me
I don't want that, never did
I just want you to be you
Is that such a crime?
Does it hurt to know the truth?
Because right now it does
But I know it isn't right
I know this isn't whats going on in your mind
Don't lie to me
don't hide from me
Be yourself
Don't be naive
I am here for you
Always have
Always will be
Long Time No Here.I know it's been quite some time since I've logged in here. I've been busy doing a lot of other things in life.
Just wanted to let you all know I'm not dead just busy with school, work, the boyfriend, and the kid!
Have a good week y'all!
LonelyInto the night I sail away. Only to find myself so far away. As if someone lifting me into a world of unknown. Hoping to find myself not alone. Wanting more but getting less. There must but some kind of progress. Hope is not within me. Maybe one day will be seen and maybe it will be glee.
By: Jenny-bear
I Am Going Back To School!!!I am so excited about being accepted into college and it's on-line where it fits MY schedule and I can work at MY pace. Here's the acceptance letter:
3/20/2008
Ann K
Milwaukee, WI 53225
USA
Dear Ann K,
Congratulations! I am pleased to notify you that you have been accepted to American InterContinental University (AIU) Online, contingent upon review of your credits and/or prior degree. You are enrolled in the Associate's (AABA) - Business Administration program with a concentration in AABA09-Medical Coding and Billing, beginning on 4/28/2008. Business, Criminal Justice, Information Technology, Design and Education are in-demand career fields and among the fastest growing industries. I admire and support your decision to acquire this valuable credential.
There's more but it's meaningless dribble to everyone else. Even though I have a full time job as a cellular 9-1-1 dispatcher for the Sheriff, I'd still like to get a degree in something. I think of it as a person
My Weekly Music - IntroI will post in this blog a playlist of music each week that I just find interesting.
It could be anything from 70s to Country. :)
Please rate and comment on this blog, or any of my blogs. Let me know what you think.
Hey AllHEY ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THOUGHT SAY HI MISS U ALL LOVE U ALL. TALK TO U ALL SOON I CAN'T GET ON MY FUBAR ON CELL. CAN MYSPACE THOUGH. LOVE U ALL. RAIN.
Sorry Peopleim sorry yall i havent been on in a wile and its just a quick stop by tonight ive been working alot and pulling doubles at work so you know how it goes if you have a job in sales so ill catch yall later
I Want You, By Savage GardenDEDICATED TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, JIMM!!
Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
I don't need to try to explain
I just hold on tight and If it happens again
I may move so slightly to the arms
And the lips and the face
Of The Human Cannonball that
I need to I want to...
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment
Getting comfy getting perfect is what I live for
But a look and then a smell of perfume
It's like I'm down on the floor
And I Don't know what I'm in for
Conversation has a time and place in the interaction
Of a lover and a mate but
Always And Forever, By HeatwaveDEDICATED TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, JIMM!!!!
Always and forever each moment with you
Is just like a dream to me that somehow came true
And I know tomorrow will still be the same
'Cause we've got a life of love that won't ever change and
Everyday love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away with a smile
Take time to tell me you really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you
Forever, forever
There'll always be sunshine when I look at you
Something I can't explain just the things that you do
And if you get lonely phone me and take
A second to give to me that magic you make and
Forever, Forever
Loving you is the thing that I plan
For a very long time
Me and you, you and me, we as one
Escape (the Pina Colada Song) By Rupert HolmesI was tired of my lady,
We'd been together too long,
Like a worn out recording,
Of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleepin,
I read the paper in bed,
And in the personal columns,
There was this letter I read.
If you like Pina Coladas,
And getting caught in the rain,
If you're not into yoga,
If you have half a brain,
If you like making love at midnight,
In the dunes of the cape,
Then I'm the love that you've looked for,
Write to me and escape.
I didn't think about my lady,
I know that sounds kinda of mean,
But me and my old lady,
Had fallen into the same old dull routine,
So I wrote to the paper,
Took out a personal ad,
And though I'm nobody's poet,
I thought it wasn't half bad.
Yes I like Pina Coladas,
And getting caught in the rain,
I'm not much into health food,
I am into champagne,
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
And cut through all this red tape,
At a bar called O'Malley's,
Where we'll plan our escape.
So I waited with high hope
Cleanin Out My Closet, By EminemWhere's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstrated
against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of the
motherfuckin' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',
tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,
give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in the
evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me but
they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama,
i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...
[CHORUS]
I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm
cleanin' out my closet, {one more time, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant
Happy Easter AllGod gave us a great gift .I am just wanting to say ... Thank you Lord for being in my life . I know and do follow you .. Where I will go is with you when you call me home. Heaven is forever and Your love is eternal too. diana
SurveyWho You Really Are by bigsexy22YOUNAME: StacyD.O.B.: 11/30/1977AGE: 30THIS OR THATRALLY'S OR ARBY'S: arby'sSODA OR JUICE: juiceKISS OR MAKE OUT: kissLOVE OR MONEY: lovePEPSI OR COKE: cokeCOMPUTER OR T.V.: computerIN THE OPPOSITE SEXGIRL OR BOY: boyHAIR STYLE: real short or baldHEIGHT: taller than meSTYLE: dressy casualMOST IMPORTANT TRAIT: personalityYOUFRAVORIE PHRASE: what tha hell?DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD: most definitelyDO YOU "SWEAR": yesDO YOU HAVE A BAD TEMPER: yesLOVEARE YOU IN LOVE: yesIF SO WHO: ethanWHEN DID YOU MEET THEM: last july 4thDO YOU LIKE SOMEBODY: yesDO THEY GO TO YOUR SCHOOL: not in schoolWERE DID YOU MEET THEM: workDO YOU WANNA GO WITH THEM: yesDO THEY GO WITH SOMEONE: no
My Computeri dont have a computer right now but i will blog when i get one.
She Was Only 5This is what happened
When she was alive...
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the b
Men And WomanWhen a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hur
The BarIt is about eleven o’clock when Joseph enters the After Glow bar alone. It’s a Friday night and needs to unwind with some drinks and some ladies. He tried to dress casually but with class, wearing a black button-down long-sleeve shirt, cream-colored slacks and his best shoes. He hasn’t been with a woman since his ex-wife and last made love over six months ago. He’s nervous about what to expect in a bar that has a reputation of having the sexiest ladies in the city as patrons. He walks over to a bar stool and sits down. He gets the bartender’s attention and orders a beer, to start off with. While waiting for his beer he looks around the room. The bar has dim lighting, with a candle at every table to set a romantic mood. There are a lot of couples at the tables, most of them talking, some of them kissing or discreetly rubbing each other in various places.
At the bar there were some guys sitting on stools. There was also a very beautiful dark-haired woman sitting alone. He n
Oath Of The Guardian Aka What A Husband Does For His FamilyI will comfort you and talk to you when you need me the most. I will always be there for you no matter what. I will guard your heart.
I will save you from damnation so that you may receive my protection even as you die. I will guard your soul until that day.
I will protect you from all harm. None shall hurt you whilst I am at your side. You shall never know the feeling of pain for I will guard your body.
To those of you who read this and think that I am just being corny I hope someday you understand what this means...
unconditional love prompts those feelings.
Customs And TraditionsCustoms and Traditions
The person who was to become St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Wales about AD 385. His given name was Maewyn, and he almost didn't get the job of bishop of Ireland because he lacked the required scholarship.
Far from being a saint, until he was 16, he considered himself a pagan. At that age, he was sold into slavery by a group of Irish marauders that raided his village. During his captivity, he became closer to God.
He escaped from slavery after six years and went to Gaul where he studied in the monastery under St. Germain, bishop of Auxerre for a period of twelve years. During his training he became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans to Christianity.
His wishes were to return to Ireland, to convert the native pagans to Christianity. But his superiors instead appointed St. Palladius. But two years later, Palladius transferred to Scotland. Patrick, having adopted that Christian name earlier, was the
I Turn To You, By Christina AguileraWhen I'm lost in the rain,
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
to light my way.
And when I'm scared and losing ground;
When my world is going crazy,
You can turn it all around.
And when I'm down
you're there; pushing me to the top.
You're always there;
giving me all you've got.
CHORUS
For a shield from the storm;
For a friend; for a love
To keep me safe and warm,
I turn to you.
For the strength to be strong;
For the will to carry on;
For everything you do;
For everything that's true,
I turn to you.
When I lose the will to win,
I just reach for you
and I can reach the sky again.
I can do anything,
'Cause your love is so amazing;
'cause your love inspires me. (Yes it does)
And when I need a friend,
you're always on my side;
Giving me faith that gets me through the night.
CHORUS
For the arms to be my shelter
through all the rain;
For truth that will never change;
For someone to lean on;
for a heart I can rely on
through anything; (you c
Buttons - Pussycat DollsI'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
Typical
Hardly the type I fall for
I like when the physical
Don't leave me asking for more
I'm a sexy mama (mama)
Who knows just how to get what I wanna (wanna)
What I want to do is spring this on you (on you)
Back up all of the things that I told you (told you)
You've been saying all the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get you over here to help take this off
Baby, can't you see? (see)
How these clothes are fitting on me (me)
And the heat coming from this beat (beat)
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know
I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep fronting (Uh)
Saying what you going do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothin
Get TwistedHaving a Omaha Roller Girls fundraiser at Route 66 (72nd and Q) Saturday March 22nd, we will be selling Jell-O shots and you can pay $5 to play twister with the roller girls! Gonna be lots of fun!
Just That I AmJust that I am
My spirit is bent and broken, my soul mangled and gaping, my heart torn away and shattered upon the ground. The darkness that surrounds is a friend who covers the wounds, the bleeding and the pain. I am but a shell of the person I once was, the person I so wanted to be. Curled in my place, the tears fall silently, silently away from anyone to see or hear. Crawling out, back to this world, my head held high, my back so straight, I fight to face another day, a day that sees only part of me. Slowly i inhale and exhale, putting on a smile, holding out my hand, taking a step I continue forth. Down a path not chosen, a path unknown. I stumble and fall, another gash to add to the scars. I rise and walk forth carrying my wounds buried deep. I offer my hand in friendship, I offer my hand to teach, I offer my hand to console. I give freely what i have, expecting nothing in return. Take what I offer, accept what i give. I judge you not, accept and judge me not in return. My path
CrazyCrazy
They call him crazy
But little does anyone know
What lies buried deep inside
Hidden away from prying eyes
A myriad of emotions and conflicts
Hundreds of thoughts race through his mind
Love to him is a hurtin thing
So floating round is his protection
If he touches your soul, trapped you’ll be
He’ll make ya smile, make ya cry and make ya feel safe
No one forgets him no matter how long
Ya gotta respect him and he demands it so
He guards what’s his and shares what he wants
Smooth fast talking making his way
He survives the only way he can
So crazy they may call him
But I know different
Because I’ve touched his soul
Sue E Price
Copyright ©2008 Sue E Price
In His ArmsIn His Arms
Dedicated to Master J 12/15/2000
In His arms i find safety when the world overwhelms me
His kisses wipe away the tears of hurt and doubt
His laughter brightens the darkest moments
His word of love caress my heart and soul
He guides me down my path of life
When my steps falter He encourages me
When i stumble and fall He lifts me
When i succeed His look of pride makes my heart soar
At His feet i gladly kneel and softly kiss His hand
Deep within He saw a beautiful butterfly
Drawing forth the hidden desires and dreams
Calming the trembling and the fears
He nurtured freedom and showed me how to fly
Upon my neck i proudly wear His collar
A collar more precious than diamonds or gold
All that i am is His, my body, my mind, my heart and my soul
i am His precious and He is my beloved Master
Sue E Price
Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price
Mangled SpiritMangled Spirit
You saw only tears
But it was my lifeblood
Spilling over onto the ground
As my heart lay shattered and dying
My soul fading and crumbling to dust
Now a faint ember of life
Flickers inside this shell
That was once alive and loving
This living death never ending
Never to waken from slumber
Is but a wishful dream
Each moment of time
Brings zombified movements
Blank stares from a mangled spirit
No one notices nor cares
About the living dead in their midst
As they scurry about
Taking what they can
Sue E Price
Copyright ©2005 Sue E Price
Private HellPrivate Hell
Sitting here in the silence
My mind is void of all thought
Lonely and confused
A sadness creeps over me
As unknown tears fill my eyes
A pang of hurt attacks my heart
My soul cries out to the emptiness
The darkness drops over me
Like a veil drawn over the world
With icy fingers of fire
A chill consumes my body
As I try hard to make it through
To survive this private hell called life
Sue E. Price
Copyright ©2007 Sue E. Price
Until Next TimeUntil The Next Time
Ringing of the phone, brings me to reality
My heart skips a beat as I hear your voice
My entire being longs to touch you gently
To feel your sweet lips on mine
Tears well up, but I choke them back
Answering your questions and assuring you I’m fine
Listening to you speak of your dreams
I tell you I know you can do it
I give you advice and tell you I’m always here
We carry on laughing and talking,
But time passes all too quickly,
Then I hear you say you’ll call back
Silence as the phone goes dead
And I wait until the next time
Copyright ©2006 Sue Price
Christmas, 2005
Stomach Flu Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Been fighting this nasty strain of flu thats going around now for four days!!!!!!!!!!! spent the other day hugging the toilet bowl all day, now day 3 of crapping through a screen!!!!!!!!! very little solid food( and its dry and bland at that), and worst of all NO COFFEE!!!!!!!!!! can handle not having by bed time brew but need my F'N CAFFIENE!!!!!!!!! oh well cant be sick forever right?
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BlankI'm beginning to think that it's all an inevitable cycle, and sometimes before the seasons change from being in love and learning to being in love and being comfortable that sometimes people just give up. We all have fears and dreams, and sometimes the fears we have keep of from believing that what we've got in front of us is really what we want or what we need. I'm just at this point now, where it just seems silly to even think that my life is going to come together. I've got myself back on track, I've got my priorities straight, and now I've been left behind again. I want to believe there is someone out there for me, but so far I just haven't been worth it to anyone. I haven't had the effect on someone else's life as they have had on mine. It's hard to describe, but my heart feels blank. It's not empty or broken, just blank. I want to feel loved,. I want to love. And up until this week I had that. I felt complete, and now i just feel blank. Now dont get me wrong. I'm happy as can be,
BreastfeedingI am sick and tired of mothers that breastfeed putting down, or looking down on those of us who use formula (not all do, I know this, but I have encountered many that do). Well guess what? Not everyone can breastfeed. And don’t give me that "Everyone can breastfeed. It’s the natural way." Yes, breastfeeding gives children the things they need to build their immunities. Sure, that’s how everyone did it in the old days, but times changed. In the old days, women, or girls rather, would get married and have children at 15. That’s not the norm anymore. Things change!!! You know what happened to the children of women that couldn’t breastfeed in the old days? They died! Sorry to be blunt. But that’s what happened. So, if I have to give my son formula to keep him alive, then that’s what I’m going to do. And I can think of a few places that you could stick your "all women should breastfeed" attitude. Something else, I’ll probably end up formula feeding all of my children. I like that then their
Flash PicsYes it's the new in thing....send me links to your favorite pics starting at 1000 fubucs per pic....if I combine a morph with the flash I will have to price accordingly
Thank God I Found You, By Mariah CareyDedicated to Jimm, if he'll still have me!
I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all by myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the heart it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life
Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you
I would give you everything
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
To ensure your happiness
I'll cherish every part of you
Because without you beside me I can't survive
I don't wanna try
If you're keeping me warm each and every night
I'll be all right
Cause I need you in my life
Thank God I found you (I'm begging you)
I was lost without you (so lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (every dream, every dream)
Please Help Me Level To 22 :)Please help me Level....I'm under 41k...and I level at 22.I will make a salute for anybody That will rate all my pics...Thats aint nfsw! After your finish let me know.So I can get your salute made.. Thank you so much!!!
xoxox Honey! :)
Pressure 1I am just an image,
someones's ideal.
Yet I am not property,
not something to steal.
You cannot force me or make me to stay.
The day that you try,
I WILL GO AWAY! - FA
Good Laugh..THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER",SHE SAID, "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR E YEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........
" WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT...I'M GETTING A FAX " !!
Mefindin out the monkey is better lookin then me,, lol. thats ok,
This Is What They Have To Do To Become American Citizens...disgusting!A young, ambitious immigrant from Guatemala who dreamed of becoming an architect. A Nigerian medic. A soldier from China who boasted he would one day become an American general. An Indian native whose headstone displays the first Khanda, emblem of the Sikh faith, to appear in Arlington National Cemetery.
These were among more than 100 foreign-born members of the U.S. military who earned American citizenship by dying in Iraq.
Jose Gutierrez was one of the first to fall, killed by friendly fire in the dust of Umm Qasr in the opening hours of the invasion.
In death, the young Marine was showered with honors his family could only have dreamed of in life. His sister was flown in from Guatemala for his memorial service, where a Roman Catholic cardinal presided and top military officials saluted his flag-draped coffin.
And yet, his foster mother agonized as she accompanied his body back for burial in Guatemala City: Why did Jose have to die for America in order to truly belong?
"darkest Day"I walk through this day, not knowing what tomorrow may bring
This is a day of fear, a day of emotional chaos
My mind is blank, my heart is racing, oh god, what is happening
Suddenly, I’m hit with such a force of anger
How could someone tear down my sense of security?
A message flashes across my computer screen, oh god, what do I say
The shock has me paralyzed
This is my friend, how do I comfort my friend
I only say, oh my god, I can’t believe this is happening
My friend leaves, for my friend needs time to absorb this horrific tragedy
For me, I cry
I continue to watch my television in horror
The explosions, flames coming from the twin towers
The dark bellowing smoke rises in the sky
The twin towers begin to collapse one at a time
Transfixed by the events unfolding before me
I hear this is more horrific than I thought
A plane has crashed into the Pentagon
Oh dear god, no
This is not over with a fourth plane has crashed
What is happening?
America is under attack
Woman Chokes Out Cab Driver For Using Cell PhoneWoman Chokes Out Cab Driver For Using Cell Phone
Assailant Arrested After 3 Cab Drivers On Other End Of Phone Hear Struggle
Scott Weinberger NEW YORK (CBS) ¯ A city cab driver is back on the job after she was allegedly attacked by an unruly passenger who was angry she was talking on her cell phone.
Neeru Singh says she picked up 43-year-old Paula Mergal, a Bronx resident, on the corner of 55th Street and Tenth Avenue at 9:30 a.m. Tuesday. Mergal asked to be taken to 27th Street and Broadway. At the time, Singh was on a hands-free conference call with five other taxi drivers, including three women.
Within moments of the trip to Chelsea, Singh says that Mergal began berating her with racial slurs, asking if she was Hindu or Muslim, and telling her to go back to her country. Mergal allegedly claimed she was an undercover officer and threatened to arrest her if she didn't hang up the phone.
Singh says she eventually complied and put the phone on the seat next to her, bu
Why Men CheatVery good article from Men's Health
Dave Zinczenko's Mysteries of the Sexes
Explained Your Man's Infidelity Triggers
Posted Wed, Mar 19, 2008, 10:54 am PDT
When a high-profile man gets high-profile press for high-price sex, it's enough to get the collective voice of women asking a whole bunch of why questions.
Why do men cheat? Why can't they control themselves? Why do they have to pay for it? The answer may seem simple at first (if he's not being satisfied at home, he'll roam the neighborhood). But the reasons are a little more nuanced than that.
Some guys are simply serial cheaters - think about the trail of rumors that followed Bill Clinton into the White House. But other guys, like Eliot Spitzer, seem like upstanding citizens until wham, bam, thank you ma'am, they show exactly how low they're willing to go. What is it, then, that triggers a normally faithful man to cross the line from from being committed to breaking trust, from home cooking to ordering out?
Disclaimer!!
Since alot of half baked whores are having issues with reading my disclaimer and understanding it, I wanted to write this blog and break it down for those of simple mind.
if you're some half dressed whore looking for attention, look somewhere else.
I already have a great woman, Rayvenred, and she means more to me than all you skanks combined.
I'm here for friends only, so don't even bother.
Now, if you're just looking for a good laugh, I'm the guy.
I am a mummer by choice, because the lounges suck, and I love to piss people off.
If you get mad over a comment I made on your mumm, put on your big boy/girl panties on and deal. Like I said, I love pissing people off and seeing them get all butt-hurt.
Also, if you rate or fan me, don't expect to get rated or fanned back. And don't come bitchin about it either.
Fight Over Being Boss..All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying
to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run
all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen.'
'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I
circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste
away.'
'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I
process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs , 'because I
carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow
the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum , 'Because I'm
responsible for waste removal.'
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And
insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided
that
Blond Snow RemovalOne winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio
were Listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the
announcer Say, "We are Going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must
Park your car on the Even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can
get through." So the good wife went out and moved Her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again,
the radio Announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the
street, so The snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and
moved Her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when
the radio Announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of
snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The good wife Was very upset, and with a worried look
on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I Need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the l
I'm Amazed By You, By Tim McgrawEvery Time Our Eyes Meet,
There Is A Feelin Inside Me
It's Almost More Than I Can Take
Baby When You Touch Me
I Can Feel How Much You Love Me
And It Just Blows Me Away
I've Never Been This Close To Anyone
Or Anything
I Can Hear your Thoughts, I Can See Your Dreams
(Chorus):
I Dunno How You Do What You Do
I'm So In Love With You
It Just Keeps Getting Better
I Wanna Spend The Rest Of My life
With You By My Side
For Ever and Ever
Every Little Thing That You Do
Baby I'm Amazed By You
The Smell Of Your Skin
The Taste of your kiss
The Way You Whisper In The Dark
You're Hair All Around Me
Baby You Surround Me
You Touch Every Place In My Heart
Oh..It Feels Like The First Time, Every Time
I Wanna Spend The Whole Night..In You're Hands
(Chorus):
I Dunno How You Do What You Do
I'm So In Love With You
It Just Keeps Getting Better
I Wanna Spend The Rest Of My life
With You By My Side
For Ever and Ever
Every Little Thing That You Do
Baby I'm Amazed By You
E
I Wanna Know, By JoeYeah, oh yeah
Alright, oh, oh, oh
It's amazing how you knock me off my feet, hmm
Everytime you come around me I get weak, oh yeah
Nobody ever made me feel this way, oh
You kiss my lips and then you take my breath away
So I wanna know
1 - I wanna know what turns you on
So I can be all that and more
I'd like to know what makes you cry
So I can be the one who always makes you smile
Girl he never understood what you were worth, hmm no
And he never took the time to make it work
(You deserve more loving, girl)
Baby I'm the type of man to show concern, yes I do, oh
Anyway that I can please you let me learn
So I wanna know
Repeat 1
2 - Tell me what I gotta do to please you
Baby anything you say I'll do
Cause I only wanna make you happy
From the bottom of my heart, it's true
Repeat 2
I wish that I could take a journey through your mind, alright
And find emotions that you always try to hide babe, oh
I do believe that there's a love you wanna share, oh, oh
I Believe In You And Me, Whitney HoustonDedicated to Jimm! I DO believe in US!
I believe in you and me
I believe that we will be in love eternally
As far as I can see
You will always be, the one, for me
Oh, yes, you will, I believe in dreams again
I believe that love will never end
And like the river finds the sea
I was lost, now I'm free
I believe in you and me
I will never leave your side
I will never hurt your pride
When all the chips are down I will always be around
Just to be right where you are, my love
You know I love you, boy, I will never leave you out
I will always let you in, boy
Oh, baby, to places no one's ever been
Deep inside can't you see, I believe in you and me
Maybe I'm a fool to feel the way I do
But I would be the fool forever
Just to be with you forever
I believe in miracles, love is a miracle
And baby, you're a dream come true
1-I was lost, now I'm free
Oh, baby, 'cause I do believe
I do believe in you and me
(rpt 1)
You know that I do
I really do believe in you
I Love EnglishCan you read these right the first time?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead,if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind< /U> the
March 25th, 2008just found out i am having a baby boy his name is going to be jonathan david. i am really excited now i am 6 months and showing just a little lol. no weight gain yet which to me is a good thing. well just wanted everyone to know.
Tagimikimi - Customize Your World
Tag 2imikimi - Customize Your World
Who?I try to step back
Every once in awhile
Try to take in everything
That I see going on
I try to find the good in people
While also taking in the bad
I try to listen to peoples hearts
And listen to what their soul is singing
Of everyone I have ever met
I don't think that I have ever found a person
I didn't learn from
That's when I met you
Your heart was broken
Your life was falling apart
Tears stained your face
And your soul screamed for help
Your body was broken
Your mind was confused
Your eyes were empty
And I could see you were lost
And of all the people I've ever seen
You were the most abused
On the inside and out
I'd never seen a soul take so much hurting
That's why it surprised me
When you smiled at me...
Then I realized I was standing in front of a mirror
2008 Version Of FootprintsLooking at you with unwritten expression,
But wanting to teach you, a valuable lesson,
So I got out my pen, a notepad in my hand,
And wrote you my version, of "Footprints in the Sand".
One night I had a dream, I was walking alone with you,
Across the sky I heard God telling me what I should do,
Two sets of footprints in the sand, one mine, one yours,
As we walked hand in hand, along the sandy beach shores.
I prayed to God that he would help me through,
Guide me through this time, when I didn't know what to do,
I then looked behind me, and still saw two sets of prints,
I better get this show on the road, I've already dropped hints.
"I don't think this is going to work, you love her more than me,"
He looked at me, with impatient curiosity,
I longed to say more, but saw his glazed eyes,
Suddenly all I wanted to do was get lost in disguise.
I knew he wasn't really crying, it was only a fake,
I knew I had just made, the biggest mistake,
I knew what he was capable o
MeI've been broken
I've been infected,
I've been seen as I am,
If you don't like it,
I'm not worried,
You will have your opinion,
Whether I worry or not,
I'm not cool,
I'm not anything you want me to be,
Judge like a pro,
Be who you are,
I'd like to thank you,
For making me the focus of your conversation,
You don't know me,
You have no idea,
What it takes to become,
A beautiful thought like me.
ReflectionWithin the mirror lies a reflection,
Deep within that,
Reflects a unknown face.
No matter how many times you run from the mirror,
You always want to look back...
Moreover,
that reflection still lingers,
wanting,
waiting,
For you to join it.
As the mirror turns black,
Your reflections grows stronger with it,
Turning away the fright,
You might try to escape.
An unknow voice might call your name.
You might resist, even turn away.
Neverless, in the end your reflection will coax you to look back,
Moreover, you will gaze at the mirror,
Seeing the reflection staring back,
The unknown face,
Moreover, Together your reflection and you will become one..
Murphy's Sex LawsMurphy's Sex Laws
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
Nothing improves with age.
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
Sex has no calories.
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
No sex with anyone in the same office.
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Sex is dirty only if it'
You Set Me Free, Michelle BranchCan't you see?
There's a feeling that's come over me
Close my eyes
You're the only one that leaves me completely breathless
No need to wonder why
Sometimes a gift like this you can't deny
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
There's a will
There's a way
Sometimes words just can't explain
This is real
I'm afraid
I guess this time there's just no hiding, fighting
You make me restless
You're in my heart
The only light that shines
there in the dark
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
When I was alone
You came around
When I was down
You pulled me through
And there's nothing that
I wouldn't do for you
'Cause I wanted to fly,
so you gave me your wings
And time held its breath so I could see, yeah
And you set me free
Change... Written By MeChange... written by me
THIS IS THE YEAR,
TO HOLD YOUR FRIENDS NEAR.
FORGET ABOUT THE PAST,
MAKE TODAY LAST.
STAND YOUR GROUND,
YOU MUST NOT TURN AROUND.
YOU HAVE TO LOOK ON,
IT'S EASIER TO CARRY ON.
STOP LOOKING AT THE FUTURE,
SEE ONLY THE BIG PICTURE.
YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR TODAY,
TRUE FRIENDS ARE HERE TO STAY.
TRUE FRIENDS WON'T STAB YOU IN THE BACK,
INSTEAD THEY'LL BE THERE TO HELP YOU PACK.
THEY'LL BE THE ONES TO SHOW YOU LIFE AGAIN,
THAT THIS IS NOT THE END.
Being Lost...written By MeBEING LOST...written by me
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I AM SO LOST INSIDE,
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT I DO.
I DON'T LIKE THIS FEELING,
I DON'T LIKE BEING BLUE.
I AM NOT HAPPY WITH MY LIFE,
I AM DEPRESSED IN ALL THAT I DO.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE,
I WOULD LOVE TO FIND HAPPINESS AGAIN.
I AM GOING TO TAKE MY TIME,
AND FIND ME ONCE AGAIN.
I Can’t... Written By MeI Can’t... written by me
I CAN'T HELP BUT GET LOST IN YOUR EYES,
THE STRENGTH THEY SEND IS NO SUPRISE.
I CAN'T HELP BUT MELT WITH YOUR TOUCH,
IT'S SWEET AND SOFT AND NEVER ENOUGH.
I CAN'T HELP BUT TO LOVE YOUR KISS,
IT'S SOFT AND SUCH A WONDERFUL BLISS.
I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF YOU DAY & NIGHT,
I KNOW DEEP DOWN THIS IS RIGHT.
I CAN'T HELP BUT DREAM OF YOU,
I DREAM OF OUR FUTURE AND NEVER BLUE.
I CAN'T HELP BUT TO LOVE YOU EACH DAY,
THIS IS AN AMAZING FEELING I MUST SAY.
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER ABOUT OUR LIFE,
I'M EXCITED TO SOMEDAY BECOME YOUR WIFE.
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN
WORDS COULD EVER SAY....
YOU BRING LIGHT TO MY DARKENED DAYS.
You,whoever You Are.... Written By MeYou,Whoever you are.... written by me
I want to be your girl,
I want to be your wife.
I can help so we will have a nice life.
I want to take a way your stress,
To be there for you and all of your success.
I want you,all of you...
The good,the bad...
My love for you is true.
I'm honest and sincere,
Life with me will always be real.
I will never lie,never cheat.
You truly are my life's favorite treat.
So please be honest about how you feel,
Please tell me your love for me is real.
Trying Not To Break...time flew by, it seems like i just got here. i am not ready to watch him walk away next week, trying to be strong and not let him know how scared i am is making me go crazy! i havent cried yet, and i dont think i could. this all feels like a dream, or a nightmare... i cant sleep at night, cant eat at all, my chest hurts just thinking about all of this. all i know right now is i want the next 15 months to go by just as fast as the last yr. please!
I Wish I Were A CliffI wish I were a cliff
Rather than a gentle hill
That climbing up on top
Might be some kind of thrill.
I wish I were a sand dune
Rather than a verdant garden
That my undulations
Might your passion harden.
I wish I were a vixen
Rather than a faithful dog
That you might pursue me
With more than just a nod.
But I am the one I am
Rather than the one I'm not,
So please make me the fantasy
That keeps our loving hot.
Wet PantsWET PANTS
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak to him again as long as he lives.
The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes from now I'm dead meat.'
He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been discovered.
As the teacher is walking toward him, a classmate named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap.
The boy pretends
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Friendship'sAt the heart of all relationships
Is a special connection
Of souls and minds called friendship.
Between two who may be very different
Or two who share much in common.
Their lives become interwoven as time passes.
As they explore new avenues...
Share their hopes, dreams, desires...
The bond gets stronger and the trust greater.
And as they open up to one another,
Become more vulnerable,
A special love develops and grows.
It is a love that has many sides...
Honesty, caring, laughter
It is rewarding and fulfilling.
It is a love that transcends all...
Disagreements, sorrow, despair.
It is a love that gives strength.
For most people, there are friends,
Those whose company is enjoyed....
But very few true friendships...
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My Baby You, Marc AnthonyAs I look into your eyes
I see all the reasons why
My life's worth a thousand skies
You're the simplest love I've known
And the purest one I'll own
Know you'll never be alone
CHORUS:
My baby you
Are the reason I could fly
And cause of you
I don't have to wonder why
Baby You
There's no more just getting by
You're the reason I feel so alive
Though these words I sing are true
They still fail to capture you
As mere words can only do
How do I explain that smile
And how it turns my world around
Keeping my feet on the ground
My baby you
Are the reason I could fly
And cause of you
I don't have to wonder why
Baby You
There's no more just getting by
You're the reason I feel so alive
Though these words I sing are true
They still fail to capture you
As mere words can only do
How do I explain that smile
And how it turns my world around
Keeping my feet on the ground
I will sooth you if you fall
I'll be right there if you call
You're my greatest love of all
I Wanna Sex You Up, Color Me BaddC'mon baby where you going
Cos ya know i want it...
I don't wanna sex ya to get ya
Because i want it
Cutie just slip into your negligee
And let l'll shawn make love to ya all day
Cos the first time i saw ya
I wanted to kick it to ya
Your body is slammin'
So honey can i do ya
Cos you and i both know tricks are for kids
So get the Don Perignon outta the fridge
I wanna do the first thing that comes to mind
Cos on a scale of one to ten
No question your a dime
I'm attracted to ya cos you give me love
And sweetheart, Color Me Badd
Is gonna sex you up
Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady
I wanna make you feel all right, yeah
I can't deny, baby
I wanna love you down
You are so fine, baby
All I wanna do is
Chorus
(I Wanna Sex You Up)
I Want to sex you up
All night (girl you make me feel good)
I want to (let me rub you down) sex you up.
Say do you feel lonely girl
Let me turn down the lights
So I can hold you in the darkness
Ooh b
I'll Never Love This Way Again, Dionne WarwickI love you Jimm! Forever and ever!
You looked inside my fantasies and made each one come true,
something no one else had ever found a way to do.
I've kept the mem'ries one by one, since you took me in;
and I know I'll never love this way again.
I know I'll never love this way again,
so I keep holdin' on before the good is gone.
I know I'll never love this way again,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
A fool will lose tomorrow reaching back for yesterday;
I won't turn my head in sorrow if you should go away.
I'll stand here and remember just how good it's been,
and I know I'll never love this way again.
I know I'll never love this way again,
so I keep holdin' on before the good is gone.
I know I'll never love this way again,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know I'll never love this way again,
so I keep holdin' on before the good is gone.
I know I'll never love this way again,
hold on, hold on.
Repeat last 4 lines and fade.
How To Touch A Girl, JojoBaby, you have NOTHING to worry about in any of these areas! I love you!
Mmm
I think I could like you
I already do
Feelings can grow but
They can go away too
You're takin my hand
Lookin into my eyes
Don't be in a rush to
Get me tonight
i Feel somethin happenin
Could this be a spark?
To satisfy me baby
Gotta satisfy my heart
Do you know how to touch a girl?
If you want me so much
First I have to know
Are you thoughtful and kind?
Do you care what's on my mind?
Or am I just for show?
You'll go far in this world
If you know how to touch a girl
Do you know how to touch, know how to touch a girl?
Do you know how to touch, know how to touch a girl?
I think I could like you
But I keep holding back
Cause I can't seem to tell
If you're fiction or fact
Show me you can laugh
Show me you can cry
Show me who you really are
Deep down inside
Do you feel somethin happenin?
Could this be for real?
I don't know right now but tonight we'll reveal
Do you
I'm Taking A Leave Of Absence For A Few DaysI have other things that need more of my attention so I'm taking some time off from here on Fubar I'll still think about all of my friends & when I come back I'll return all love that was shown to me in my absence Thanks!!!
Shari
Wrestlemania 24OMG! I can't believe I actually got tickets to Wrestlemania 24! I am so excited and can't wait to go.
Tax Rebate - Did I Post This Yet??Help America - spend your rebate wisely!
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
* If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
* If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
* If we purchase a computer it will go to India,
* If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,
* If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
* If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer,
Since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help!
Exuse Me While I BleedExcuse me while I bleed.
Please look at me, it's so personal, this is the way I would have touched you,
but I drowned in you instead, up against the wall,
just you and me, I fell down and bled out on the ground,
you just stepped over me...
Pardon me while I bleed,
excuse me if I got some on your shoe.
Sorry for the way I let you make me feel, maybe i'll just laugh instead?
Excuse me while I bleed.
Maybe I could die another day, find another way to make you
notice me when im gone? Maybe then your black rimmed eyes
would show the way you feel just long enough to see that I
was more to you than she ever could have been.
Excuse me while fading dreams are all ive got,
losing sleep and walking through the darkest nights,theres not
much else I can do, no more getting through to you. Ive broken
down for all to see.
Excuse me while I bleed.
Fatal AddictionRip me apart, go on and teart me at my seams. Ive caged the pain and released the rage,its because of you i am the person i call me, ever cold and dead like you never thought id be. I tried to hold on, but in the end it was just too much, i had no choice but to let go, there was nothing left to hold.
This pain will ever make it all ok, dead silence cant ever make it all right. But wait and see, there are so many ways to survive,see? Im still alive. To you its all a game, you cant even look me in the eyes and call me by my name. This is our life, never to be the same.
Rip me into pieces. Just snip off one more small piece of my heart. Walk with me and tell me how it feels to live in the dark, about the way it feels when youre falling apart. Dont try to tell me that this is my fault when you are the one always refusing to talk. You cant keep fighting this addiction, and youll never make all those pieces you took from me a whole.
Cant you see this is a fatal addiction we have? We
HowIt's hard to see the pain behind the mask, and you never stick around long enough to ask, so each day I put on another face, running away to start you on a chase. I dig down deep inside my own heart, and here I wait in the dark. But you only laugh, knowing you have your hand inside my heart. I needed you, like bacteria feeding on the dead, and slowly I let you inside my head. I hurt so badly but yet I need this pain, it's spilled upon my breast leaving it's stain. It sucks at my soul until at last I am drained. I had sought to throw away your poisoned love, to rid myself of this toxic bond of souls we've made, but you've bound me in chains so tightly that I struggle and I bleed, letting go of caution only knowing that I love you but your bondage would only cause my death. Enslave me not, but slay me now, leaving me not to ask you how
HurtWhen I felt your hands around my neck, I asked if this was all my fault, in my head I knew you would choke me until im blue...I dont know how this happened, I dont know what I did, but I suppose I should stand here until I fall...I know not what lie ahead of me, I should only hope that somehow death takes my soul before you have ran ahead and broken it first. Maybe I could run, far away from here? But with one wrong turn, I might never make it home, you would come back for me every time I fall...closer until I could feel your breath upon my skin, and once again know those cold forsaken hands around my neck....
Battle Of GuamThe Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from July 21, 1944 to August 8, 1944.
Background
Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession since its capture from Spain in 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on December 11, 1941, following the Attack on Pearl Harbor. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison.
The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Phili
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SOMETHING I WROTE FOR MY MOTHER R.I.P.
SCREAMS I WANT TO BE IN YOUR MIND, BODY & SOUL..AND IN YOUR HEART AND LOVE YOU MORE THAN A DREAM COULD EVER BE IN THE DEEPEST SLEEP OF ANYONES NIGHT WITH MY FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST A GLASS WINDOW WANTING THAT OLD LIFE BACK SO BAD BUT ITS SO FAR OUT OF REACH DEEPER THAN ANY OCEAN BLUE LEAVING ME LOST LIKE A FLOWER WITHOUT RAIN....LIKE A THUND
Escaped PrisonerA man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes!He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
The wife responds, "He wasn' t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey.
Something I Thought Was FunnyCITY BITCH VS. COUNTRY BITCH
A city bitch will take you where you need to go.
A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!
A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in!"
A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out.
A country bitch will just knock her out!!!
A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.
A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up!
A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it.
A city bitch wonders who your new man is.
A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's where he works, how many babies mama's he
Let's Say I Break Into Your House:Let's say I break into your house:
A woman wrote the best 'Letter to the Editor' in ages!! She cuts to the quick and explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her letter said: Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the
country protesting the fact that parliament is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that Canada might actually want to protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this
country and, once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Then, when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the laundry and swept the floors; I've
done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protest
Spinning Webs Of DeceitWhat lengths some people will go to just to get a little attention. They will lie, beg and steal; sell out their own friends; purposely hurt others, even people they call friends; they will even sell their soul to get their 15 minutes in fame. When that 15 minutes is all said and done what do they have to show for it. Nothing!!! Then they have to start all over again, degrading themselves, crawling around at the bottom of skid row where their kind belong. There is such a thing called KARMA and it will come back to haunt them one day and bite them. Some people lie so much they have to tell one lie to cover another lie and so on it goes until they have lost all identity of who they were, just so they can get their attention they so crave. Pathetic and sickening is what it is but the FACT will always remain the same ~ in REAILTY they are nothing but insecure, little dots that will never measure up to anyone’s expectations and they know this and it carries with them where ever they g
The RiderA boy told me
if he roller-skated fast enough
his loneliness couldn’t catch up to him,
the best reason I ever heard
for trying to be a champion.
What I wonder tonight
pedaling hard down 10th. street is if it translates to bicycles.
A victory! To leave your loneliness
panting behind you on some street corner
while you float free into a cloud of sudden azaleas,
pink petals that have never felt loneliness,
no matter how slowly they fell.
Master Card WeddingMaster Card Wedding
You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was
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Pudgie Pie Recipesa pudgie pie maker also known as a pie iron, looks like these for sale at this web site:
It will make perfect sense how they work, once you see one and you'll probably want one
or two or three or four. I'm looking to buy a few more pudgies I only have one at the moment.
http://www.firepies.com/irons.html
Here are some recipes that are great to be made with a pie iron over the camp fire:
Aluma Fruit Pie: Use any canned pie filling, between two slices of bread and a pat of butter to cover the outside of each piece of bread. Garnish with powdered sugar once it's grilled.
Rocky Road Treat: spread peanut butter between 2 slices of bread, with butter on the outside of the sandwich for grilling, add a large marshmallow inside, and one chocolate square per sandwich.
Strawberry French Toast: put strawberry preserves between two pieces of toast. Dip the sandwich in mixture of egg, sugar, and cinnamon.
Cornbread: fill the pudgie cavity no more then 1/3 of the way ful
I'm Never Good EnoughI dunno how many times I have felt like givin up on love at times there feels like there is no one for me. There are even times when I feel like being done with carin for ppl cause it doesn't matter how much I care ppl never care the same way or so it feels. And why is it that ppl freak out when they find outsomeone cares too much or maybe because they are afraid to get close. See but really those ppl should be happy that someone cares that much for them. I too am afraid of lettin ppl close even though at the same time I really want someone to feel that way about me. But i run everytime I think I've found that because eveb though its what I want I'm afraid that I'll have the same things done to me. It seems like now a days you have to sell your soul in order for someone to like you for more than your looks now don't get me wrong looks are important but I'm sick of it I want someone who likes me not only for my looks but more for my personality
The Mad ZodiacThe Mad Zodiac
(from Mad Magazine's "Mad for Better or Verse" by Frank Jacobs)
Aries the Ram
(Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)
Kazowee! Smash! Bang! Biff! and Bam!
No wonder Aries is the ram!
The only way his ego thrives
Is butting in our private lives;
We bolt our doors, but we can't win -
The Aries pounds till he gets in;
And once he's entered, have no doubt,
an atom bomb can't get him out.
Taurus the Bull
(Apr. 20 - May 20)
When there's a party you can't stand,
You'll find a Taurus right on hand
Offending crowds of helpless folks
With ancient, dull and endless jokes;
To make things worse for one and all,
The punch lines he cannot recall;
Few things upon this earth can bore us
Like the bull of some old Taurus!
Gemini the Twins
(May 21 - June 21)
A Gemini is kind and mean,
refined and rotten, foul and clean;
In other words, we must confess,
He's just a schizophrenic mess;
But though he's filled with peace and strife,
He tries to
WrestlemaniaI had a BLAST watching Wrestlemania last night... Shame Cena Lost... However I do give a Fourhoreman salute to RIC for all the GREAT years and Matches he gave us... So to you Ric I salute you... Keep on Stylin and Profilin...
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My BoxI have been locked in a box
A box made of glass
So everyone can peek in and stare at me
Glass, so I may watch enviously
All six sides have a purpose
Each leads in a different direction
A different aspect of my life
I want to break out
But by choosing a direction
I will lose the other, which I could not bear
So instead I sit here quietly
And endure my mime-like life
Forever trapped in a box
A box that is my life
The Elevator“Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure. Trust me. This will be one fuck to remember.”
Star follows Sebastian into the elevator. She can feel the outer folds of her pussy begin to swell. She has never done anything like this before. Leave it to Sebastian to come up with such an idea. He’s so spontaneous and naughty. They enter the one hundred and two story building and head straight for one of the elevators. It is after midnight so the traffic won’t be as heavy but there are still some lingering sightseers floating around.
They step into the elevator car and Sebastian hits the top floor.
“Okay,” he says, “We’ve got about five minutes. It's a slow ride.” He pauses a moment then adds, “Unless it stops…then-.”
Star puts a finger to his lips. “Then we better get started.” The idea of fucking in an elevator has never crossed her mind but she is more than willing. Star can’t wait to get started.
When the door closes the ride begins. Sebastian pulls her close to him and kisse
Lunch Break...I met a friend on my lunch break. That’s when I first saw him. He sat in the booth right in front of me. He was beautiful. I felt my pussy getting wet and I know I blushed because a rush of heat centered on my face. When he looked my way I coquettishly smiled. I took my drink and put the straw in my mouth, then moved it up and down with my lips pressed tightly around it. He just stared at me. I watched as he loosened his tie and made a gesture with his hand indicating he felt hot. It was like I had been put under some sort of sex spell. I couldn’t keep my eyes off this man. I wanted him. I wanted to feel his breath on my skin. I wanted to run my hands through his hair. I wanted to feel his touch. Most of all, I wanted to fuck him.
This persistent sensation between my legs wouldn’t stop. It suffocated me. I’ve never acted impulsively before, but I guess there’s a first time for everything. I needed some relief. My friend got a call so I thought this would be the perfect time to take
We Connect....Your soul is on fire. You are unable to control this feeling any longer. She has touched you deep down inside. No one has ever been able to touch you this way, and she did it so…so effortlessly. It’s almost as if she was always there with you, inside you. Your thoughts are consumed with her. She is everywhere. In your mind. On your lips. Sleeping beside you at night. Your heart is pumping blood just for her. She whispers to you in a language only you can understand. She has stirred emotions within you that have lain dormant for years. Feelings of passion and darkness. She’s sprinkled your soul with her essence. It’s dripping with desire for her touch. She makes you realize that the life you live is merely an illusion. Who you really are is slowly emerging, as the mask of you former self is slowly being stripped away, layer by layer. Inside you always knew. She brought it all out of you. The darkness is thick and seductive. You feel lost and found all at the same time.
You wonder how
Warning To Those.......so i got lazy didnt feel like cooking ate wendy's... i feel like crap. then mark got called into work today not so bad but he came home in the middle of a convo i was having.. rawr. but anyways. then he went back in at 5.. so if jon calls out i will be pissed bc that will mean mark will have to work all night...bc i dont wanna drive to chesapeake by myself to get a phone charger. w the kids n its rainy up here.. i am tired io dont feel good. so whoever tries to get ahold of me aint getting ahold of me tonight so stop bothering me about it :( i dont know whalf these ppl up here the peeps on my fam is who i talk to on a regular basis.. mucho love to you all. THIS IS NOT FOR ANYONE I KNOW OR LOVE TO DEATH NO ONE ON MY FAMILY AND NO CLOSE FRIENDS BUT A FAIR WARNING TO GUYS WHO ASK ME
IM NOT MEETING PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF HERE UNLESS I SAY ITS OKAY STOP ASKING ME. AND STOP SENDING ME DIRTY PICTURES OF YOU SO WHEN I OPEN MY INBOX ALL I SEE IS YOUR LITTLE ASS COCKS THX. I HAVE AN ATTITUDE BC
Springask you where to go
as you watch silently
another spring
passes through a broken heart
slowly.
and you are sleep
and the birds are asleep
and you are dreaming
to another spring
and another memory
not our spring
and not our memories
But sorrow
you and I
far from each will live and die.
it is not the fear of dying
but living without you.
in this strange moment
i will fly away
from this place
and I will always
carry your memory
your sweet memory
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FallingWhy do we fall?
If its not worth it all,
We verbally speak,
Yet words we seek,
we visually see,
yet love we never free.
I'm inside this frame,
surrounded by tears of fame.
Never could reach the sky,
thats why I'd cry,
How hard to be me?
complete will I never be.
Living in a world of tyranny,
In search of an enemy.
I feel like I'm tall,
seen by all,
My only wish is to crawl.
How does it feel?
Longing to be real,
not knowing I can feel,
Living when I'm not ill,
Inevitably I'm still
Is my destiny fulfilled?
My life fully revealed?
My loyalty concealed?
Why do we fall?
PedestalPut on a pedestal by everyone around
Brought up to be someone he wasn't
Only to feel that he'd let us down
You can see the pain on his face
You'll want to hug him and take it all away
Just wrap your arms around his waist
Tell him that you love him and never let go
Do anything for him
Just to see his face glow
Even if a smirk maybe all you will get
Tell him every second your with him
You mean it when you say its worth it
When he tells you that he doesn't want to hurt you
Smile and tell him that he can't
No matter what you two may go thru
So that boy on the pedestal the one who can't smile
Next time your with him kiss him sweetly
Pull him to you and ask him to stay awhile
For People With Type 2 Diabetes ...!!It's not as hard as you may think.
Healthy eating and regular physical activity are important in managing your type 2 diabetes because they can lower your blood sugar, blood pressure, cholesterol, and triglycerides, as well as help control your weight. It’s important to know that you don’t have to change your entire life to begin eating properly. In fact, simply by reading up on good ways to eat healthy, you will be well on your way to making positive changes to your health.
Know the basics of a good healthy eating plan
The best healthy eating plan for type 2 diabetes is one that helps you reach all of your goals and is realistic for you. No two healthy eating plans are the same. However, there are some basics everyone should keep in mind.
Choose wisely:
* Choose a variety of foods, especially those that contain carbohydrates and fiber, such as whole grains, beans, vegetables, and fruit.
* You should eat foods that contain protein, such as meat, fish, poultry, b
Leave Me Some Voice Commentsit would really be cool if some of my cool freinds on here leave me some voice comments on my page.. i would really apreciate an would love to here a few hello voice messages from u guys.. if u wanna leave em one just go to my page an click on that voice message thingy
thank u 2 all of those who leave me one in advance
muah!! xoxoxo, jtily06
DaydreamFlowers Blooming
Bees Buzzing
Id give anything to be taken
away from here
So I Close my eyes
Take a deep breath
and I'm gone
Into a world that does not hurt me
A place that has no worries, no pain or hate or loneliness
Where the birds sing
the sun shines, brightly
and I am everything
Taken away from myself
and everyone else
Until I wake up by a sound
I find familiar
But I hope this time it will last
Forever
Pain And Whatnot Part 1This is a 2 part blog...and I would really appreciate any input or any comments to justify that I am not in fact CRAZY =)
Pain....and whatnot...
I've been thinking about this for awhile and I think I have the whole "pain?hurting" thing down, sooooo here it goes.
You hurt . You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to hurt again. But each time , you learn something.
Each time you come out of it a little bit stronger, and at some point you realize that there are more flavors of pain than coffee. There's the the little empty pain of leaving something behind-graduating, taking the next step forward, walking out of something familiar and safe into the unknown. There's the big , whirling pain of life upending all of your plans and expectations. There's the sharp little pains of failure, and the most obscure aches of successes that didn't give you what you thought they would. There are the vicious , stabbing pains of finding others, giving them you
Runaway Suv Knocks Man Off His ToiletJust when you thought you could enjoy a nice morning shit. . .
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) ¯ A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.
The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 32 foot bank into the house Thursday in the southern city of Christchurch, "The Press" newspaper reported.
Police said a building contractor working next door had parked the vehicle at the top of the bank minutes earlier.
"He came back to his vehicle and found it next door, basically," Christchurch police Sgt. Kim Reid was quoted as saying.
The paper said that when the homeowner was asked how the builder might be feeling, he said: "What about me? I got knocked off the toilet. I got a hell of a fright."
The man asked not to be named because he is selling the house and did not want the incident to interfere with the sale.
Police sa
RollercoastersI'm beginning to wonder if the ppl who love going on rollercoasters don't have "enough" of that in thier every day life. I for one hate going on them. The rough jerking and long fast falls... why would I want to experience that on a ride? I have quite enough of that in real life.
Ok An Update ! I Finally Know What All Is Wrong And Why It Is Taking Solong!on my spine from top to botton the ones damaged in my crazy wreck. and why I am unable to be on here as I once was...
Your neck normaly has a 45 degree curve to it when in its normal state, mine has a 10 % curve.
ok here are the vertebraes that are messed up with one that is from age ,I will () it, so you know. Here I go from top to bottom!
c-1
c-2
(c-4)bone spir!
c-6
c-7
t-1
t-2
t-4
t-6
t-8
t-9
t-11
l-1
l-3
l-5
s-1
all of these bones inmy back are pinching nerves to different parts of my body and that is why I am having so much trouble. I have been going for over a week now and have 29 more sessions before I am back to normal. The Doctor stepped the sessions up yesterday and is doing more this week. We are working very hard on my neck since day one for I have bad head aces , get dizzy and sleep all the time. I have to have my ex drive me the 54.8 miles at least twice a week right now. When I feel ok ,I go one and get them done alone. but tomorrow I will have
Ty For All That Helped Her!!TY to ALL the people that helped this awesome woman become our newest Godmother!! You Guys RAWK!!!!
~Dragonphyre~ ¢¾StalkertoBob(NINfan)¢¾ ~CertifiedGILF~ *QueenTease*@ fubar
HUGS!!!!
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My Mood Now!!!!FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
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I just want to be near you
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LifePeople, how to discribe the lifestyle of a normal human being? That would be the question wouldn’t it well all normal human beings suck there backstabbers and I can’t tell you how angry it makes me to deal with so many stupid people in the world. Sorry got off on a tangent I guess people that think that they are helping others and being the nice guy is the reason for all the stupid things that happen in the world and they don’t even realize it, people don’t really know how dangerous they can be I post this in hope that someone will read this and think about this it is not easy to live a life simply made to please yourself a person can’t live like that. The life of a normal human discribed like this: Get up, shower, eat, go to work/school, come home, eat, go to bed. What kind of life is that? There is not enough time for a person to go through life and expect everything to fall in place for them and they expect there life to be easy. Well something must be said I wish that everythi
Yin And YangIt has taken a very long time and the journey has been wrought with pain, trials, emotional highs and letdowns. Focusing on all the bad things only compounds your fears, worries and dislikes.
Recently I have finally discovered no matter how much you want people to be better and treat you with the same emotion you give them..it doesn’t always work that way. You cannot battle hatred, anger and fear with the same emotion. It is like trying to stand in the ocean water near shore waist deep and try to fight the waves and the tide. But if you give with the waves or avoid them by going under their force you can surface unscathed.
For the longest time I thought I could change people with words, actions, and thoughts. Instead I needed to change myself and that thinking. If you emit light it attracts other light emitting beings. If you emit darkness and negativity the same will congregate. I am not saying I am not without mistakes to assume you are is folly. It is accepting your
Redneck SubmissivesIf you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.
If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.
If you know what your Mistress expects from you by the way she belches, you just might be a redneck sub.
If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.
If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.
If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub.
If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you
Master And Servant, A ConversationSlave:
:::kneeling::: Oh Master!!!! You are the whole of my universe, the certainty of my existence. You are why my heart beats, my lungs fill, my toes curl. You shelter me like an offshore bank in the Reagan years. i grovel before you in awe of Your power, willing to satisfy You in every way...
Master:
:::peering over the paper::: Every way?
Slave:
:::pressing forehead to the floor and wiggling seductively::: Anything and everything is open to You oh Magnificent Maven of Mastery!! i beg, nay, beseech, nayer still, humbly crawl to kiss Your toes in the hopes You will use me...
Master:
The bank account?
Slave:
:::looking up from underneath her hair::: what?
Master:
Your bank account. You said everything was open to me, so I was thinking of that big account you have...
Slave:
:::coming up on all fours to stare::: Oh most wonderfulest of all Masters, surely you know that your ultimate control of me is so extensive that all I have is yours, but... BUT... You are so
The Virgin JokeThe virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,
the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent
house and meets his girlfriend at the door
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parent
Week 4- Landing back on their own earth, our intrepid band of heroes begin to finally part ways as Firestorm, Harley and Holly head for their homes for some rest, and Jason Todd calls it quits on the heroing life once and for all (no, seriously! He’ll never don a costume again!). But while things seem pretty hunky dory (well, except for the planet they just ruined with that deadly virus), Jimmy worries about the fact that Darkseid is looking to track him down and steal the souls of the New Gods that power Jimmy’s er…powers. So, Kyle, Donna and Ray decide to take Jimmy to the JLA, but not before Mary Marvel drops out to check in on things on Paradise Island.
- But what’s this? Mary was LYING! She really just wanted to give up on the whole “save the universe” bit and have a Dr. Pepper at home. Well, it appears as though Darkseid could see her true colors as the lord of Apokolips was waiting in her apartment with the evil part of her former powers from Eclipso in hand. Of course, he insists
AmusedI'm greatly amused by it all.. heh I don't know
I kind of sorta made this little banner for me. Pure randomness here it came out pretty cute or so I think.
I Want MoreI feel so flirtatious as I smile at you
I feel so hot and wet as I dance with you
I feel so excited when I kiss with you
I want more
I feel so wild as I leave with you
I feel so free in that dark street with you
I feel so crazy as I say to you
I want more
I feel so cheap as I kneel for you
I feel so dirty as I crawl to you
I feel my fingers tremble; I unbutton you
I want more
I feel so nervous as I'm stroking you
I feel the thrill as I'm caressing you
I feel my ecstasy as I harden you
I want more
I feel triumphant as I'm licking you
I feel exultant as I nuzzle you
I feel indulgent as I'm teasing you
I want more
I feel courageous as I'm tonguing you
I feel my hunger raging as I'm flicking you
I feel outrageous as I'm sucking you
I want more
I feel excited as I deep throat you
I feel delighted as I choke on you
I feel you push my head down; I'm devouring you
I want more
I feel
Pearl Jam - BlackSHEETS OV EMPTY CANVAS, UNTOUCHD SHEETS OV CLAY,
HER LEGS SPREAD OUT BEFORE ME AS HER BODY WUZ STILL.
ALL 5 HORIZONS REVOLVD AROUND HER SOUL AS TEH EARTH 2 TEH SUN.
NAO TEH AIR I TASTD AN BREATHD HAS TAKEN TURN.
OOH, AN ALL I TAUGHT HER WUZ EVRYTHIN.
OOH, I KNOE SHE GAEV ME ALL DAT SHE WORE.
AN NAO MAH BITTR HANZ SHAEK BENEATH TEH CLOUDZ OV WUT WUZ EVRYTHIN.
ALL TEH PICTUREZ HAS ALL BEEN WASHD IN BLACK,
TATTOOD EVRYTHIN...
I TAEK WALK OUTSIDE,
IM SURROUNDD BY SUM KIDZ AT PULAY.
I CAN FEELZ THEIR LAUGHTR, SO Y DO I SEAR?
AN TWISTD THOUGHTS DAT SPIN ROUND MAH HEAD,
IM SPINNIN, OH, IM SPINNIN...
HOW QUICK TEH SUN CAN DROP AWAY,
AN NAO MAH BITTR HANZ CRADLE BROKD GLAS OV WUT WUZ EVRYTHIN.
ALL TEH PICTUREZ HAS ALL BEEN WASHD IN BLACK,
TATTOOD EVRYTHIN...
ALL TEH LUV GONE BAD TURND MAH WURLD 2 BLACK,
TATTOOD ALL I C, ALL DAT IM, ALL ILL BE, YA.
I KNOE SOMEDAI ULL HAS BEAUTIFUL LIFE,
I KNOE ULL BE STAR IN SOMEBODY ELSEZ SKY,
BUT Y, Y, Y CANT IT BE, Y CANT IT BE MIN
R.i.pI felt like luther when I thought about the time we shared just to dance with the man who brought pleasure to any affair a real drag hardly ever considered a square brought a boy to a man took a stand to be therea lot of times ur eyes where there so discipline was like the beating of a head on a snare payin all fares in life really got me focused believein that aint no reason to fix something if nothins broken achieve great was ur forte slouchin aint define all the times you grind workin harder than a ese no offense I speak through these rhymes anybody that know me know ima speak my mind I learned that from the best of the best thats why I chose to reminess on the happier times and not your death I aint gon focus on the sugar creepin up on you secluded to a room wit docs and nurses before you Id rather focus on the magic of family how they left blessins of laughter for the last chapter you goin thru Id be wrong I didnt honor all the time that I known you stoneface never told you a thin
WhispersTrying hard to regain my composure
You can barely hear my plea
My plea becoming
A whisper.
Hands intertwining in my hair
Griping hard
Pulling my head back
To look at you.
My neck
Curving.
A trace of excitement
Prickled down my chest.
Breasts
softly rising and lowering
Nipples growing
Harder.
Seeing you stare
Brings flushing
To me cheeks
Burning.
I watch your lips
As you wet them
With your delicious tongue.
I feel the rope
lacing my wrists
And up my arms
from behind me.
I smile knowingly.
Knowing that you like
What you see
And that pleases me.
"What did you say?"
You ask
Our noses touching.
"Thank you."
I manage to say.
"For what?"
Your lips
Faintly brushing mine.
Your hot breath
On my dry lips.
I want to lick them
But scared I'd touch yours.
My body starts to tremble
My head starts to spin.
"Thank you, Sir."
"For calling me beautiful."
I whisper
As you wet my dry lips
With your hot kiss.
Numbers Or Etro Fri. Or SatIf any single girls out there are hitting Etro or Numbers this weekend Fri or Sat (Apr 4 or 5th) let me know if you want a dance buddy (#'s)!
have a good weekend if not...
;-)
"if You Know Your History...then You Will Know Where We're Coming From...Then you wouldn't have to ask me...who the hell do I think I am?" -Bob Marley
Empire or Humanity?
What the Classroom Didn’t Teach Me About the American Empire
By Howard Zinn
With an occupying army waging war in Iraq and Afghanistan, with military bases and corporate bullying in every part of the world, there is hardly a question any more of the existence of an American Empire. Indeed, the once fervent denials have turned into a boastful, unashamed embrace of the idea.
However, the very idea that the United States was an empire did not occur to me until after I finished my work as a bombardier with the Eighth Air Force in the Second World War, and came home. Even as I began to have second thoughts about the purity of the "Good War," even after being horrified by Hiroshima and Nagasaki, even after rethinking my own bombing of towns in Europe, I still did not put all that together in the context of an American "Empire."
I was conscious, like everyone, of the British Em
Second EntryA life left in ruins as the dust settles
Given up on since there is no way to cope
Watch it all slip away into the darkness
All of the pretty words and the false hopes
Everything is silent now
No more sweetly whispered lies
The time for that has passed now
No more alibis
Just an empty space where love once bloomed
Unfit for anything to grow there ever again
The tears will never dry
Left unwanted and unloved, alone til the bitter end
Evanescence-my ImmortalAnother one dedicated to myself and my heart,and my mother who i miss.She passed away like 7 years ago.
Computer AgeIt's no wonder it's harder for ppl to move on with their lives w/ all the access you can get online. Self-control isn't always that easy especially when you're already feeling like crap. And just knowing they're one click away can make it that much harder. Add anyone else in to the mix, and seeing their comments... knowing you can see them too... yeah, that's a big stab to the gutt. Block someone? There's alawys a way around that. But why bother? Unless someone's harrassing or leaving rude comments...there's really no reason to. It's just a form of self-torture. So all they're doing is hurting themselves more. But at the same time, it's just more of a reality check. A daily reminder that they're no longer yours. Yeah, the computer age is just so great...
Thoughts Of PeaceToday I woke up thinking of things and I let some stress and doubt creep in for a while. I quickly thought of other things to let me calm down. I have a faith/religion/belief whatever you call it that keeps me grounded and calm.
It is something that has saved me from myself years ago. In the past few years I have let my inner demons get the best of me in the last few years. In the past year I have come to know myself even more than before. I have found that inner peace again. Whenever faced with obstacles or people who are negative it's easy to turn to anger or stress. Now I just smile and say have a nice day.
It feels ten times better to walk with a smile than a frown. The energy and aura you put out when smiling on the outside as well as the inside makes others around you feel better too.
I have been around very enlightened people of varying faiths. Everyone one of them has made me feel completely at peace and everyone in the room was smiling and were very fri
Diffrent Blending Modesto mess w/ diffrent blending modes choose a layer select the move tool and then press shif +(plus key) to go through the modes.........to go backwards hit shift - (minus key)
The ExtremeScreaming at the top of my lungs
Whispering so low no one can hear
Dying in agony
While walking on air
Crying out in misery
Laughing with pure joy
Breaking to my knees
While rising above myself
Questioning Fate and its unfairness
Glorifying God for all His gifts
Hating everyone and everything
While loving life unconditionally
Fearing my own shadow
While being too proud to back down
So alone and frightened
Yet feeling so loved and cared for
Extreme to Extreme
Or nothing at all
Extreme to Extreme
This is my life or nothing at all
Growing UpWhen we’re young we are taught
Of the truth, we are not
We hear tall tales
About oceans and sails
We love the fairy princesses
Yet they never mention
The pain and the sorrow
The great dread of tomorrow
We hear of magical lands
As we play pretend in the sand
But when you grow up
It’s not pretend, you do fall in love
That’s when a girl becomes a woman
And loses herself to a man
Loses herself, the only one she has
But never realizes it ’til things go bad
Love never ceases to hurt us
No matter what we do to be tough
Be prepared little ones
Soon you’ll experience all the ’real’ fun.
So many times I laid with you late at night.
So many times I had you and only you with in my site.
You always said you saw me there but reality is
You never really knew I was there.
You pushed me away just like the rest.
I some times hoped it was just a test....one for which
I would come out the best.
Deep down I knew what I felt. I could speak the words so clear
as you would sleep I would say "I love you" while you laid near.
Truth be told I was afraid of you. I couldn't say the words I
'discovered to be true. I was so afraid of being rejected by you
It's not easy to confess love that you hold.
Not always so easy to be honest and bold.
I wish I could speak those words now.
I can't. Cause I know you're not there and in these feelings I remain alone
Jesse JamesYou're struttin' into town like you're slingin' a gun
Just a small town dude with a big city attitude
Honey are ya lookin' for some trouble tonight
Well all right
You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile
Honey but you met your match tonight
Oh, that's right
You think you'll knock me off my feet 'til I'm flat on the floor
'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin for more
So come on baby
Come on baby show me what that loaded gun is for
[CHORUS]
If you can give it I can take it
'Cause if this heart is gonna break it's gonna take a lot to break it I know tonight
Somebody's gonna win the fight
So if you're so tough
Come on and prove it
You heart is down for the count and you know you're gonna lose it
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames
Just like Jesse James
You're an outlaw lover and I'm after your hide
Well you ain't so strong, won't be long 'til your hands are tied
To
True LoveIf you look at the skies at night what do you see?
You see beauty, grace, a romantic scene
I have dream about you and me
Walking on the beach seeing all of this
Holding each other like everyday was the end
To try and cherish each moment at hand
Sometimes you wonder how it is going to end
But baby hold me tight
And I promise you it will never end
My love for you has evolve to something new
Where everything seems to be a dream come true
You know I pray you know I ask the lord
To help us on this love that I am trying to secure
And I thank you for helping me become a better man
I am stronger and I am more passionate
In this life that I live
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me
With my complaining and my rubbish
Too much to list
As you can see you are everything to me
So baby let me return everything you have gave me
You have always ask me if what I say is true
If my love for you was really true?
The answer is yes the love that I have is true
To the point where
Finally Official: The Eagles To Play Magnetic HillJohn Fogerty, KT Tunstall and the Sam Roberts Band to open at August 2 show.
At last it is official. Enduring super group The Eagles will play Moncton. Flying high on the success of their number one album, Long Road out of Eden, the band will headline The Magnetic Hill Music Festival on Saturday, August 2 as part of the North American leg of the band's world tour.
The band will bring with them opening acts John Fogerty, KT Tunstall, and the Sam Roberts Band, a combination that seems sure to provide the cross generational appeal needed to fill the hill.
John Fogerty is of course a former member of the legendary Creedence Clearwater Revival who has had a successful solo career as well. Fogerty, writer of such rock classics as Proud Mary, Centerfield, Bad Moon Rising, Rockin' All Over the World, Born on the Bayou and Fortunate Son give him a play list almost as iconic as the band he will open for.
Thanks to American Idol contestants signing her song Black Horse and The Cherry
My First And Only LoveHe has made me feel special
Thoughts have wondered about him
Constantly wanting to experiance
More and more about him
He has captured my soul
Since I was a young teenager
We have never gave up on
Eachother
As the movie "Sweet Home Alabama"
Has showed to me that you can't
Help but love the one you known
To keep
An which some day I do
Want to marry him
He complete's me
He has always had my heart
Now I know where I belong
Just hope it's the right one
My SisterShe is my best friend
I miss her a lot
When we don't hang out
I feel like I lost my best friend
Yes we have always had are small fights
But forgiving each other is hard
You are my only sister
I wish we were close
When we were kids
I do care about you
We may not have a lot in common
Anymore
At least we have decent taste
In men
But I know one thing from our history
We will always stay close
No matter how different we are
Like Reba McEntire's song My Sister
That song belongs to us as well
An any other sister's out there
WowI've obviously been gone for a long while now.Sorry about that, for anyone who was curious,I moved back home to FL.And I've been working my ass off,so far I've finally gotten my own room,I'm renting from a buddy of mine.I fixed my computer so it could handle all the bullshit it's been needed for.I've turned down about 10 guys.I figured out that life has a meaning(just not sure what it is for me yet)I got a cell phone (yes I can finally call people long distance!!!)And I'm currently trying to get a better paying but enjoyable job so I can afford my own studio apartment hopefully.^^
Anyway,I'm back and I'm sorry I was gone so long,now I have to relearn the whole site.LoL
Dani
Severe Nack PainSo instead of playing fireman or steelhead fishing this weekend, i am sitting around the house with severe pain from a strained neck muscle. Bright side to this is Vicoden and flexerel!!!!!!! Nothing like sitting around 1/2 asleep and drooling LOL
Anal Sex Positions,,if U Into ThisMany sex positions can be adapted anally, especially from behind sex positions, though some position can be difficulty because of the different angles for anal versus vaginal entry. Below are positions that can make anal sex most enjoyable.
Missionary Anal Sex Position - In this position the woman lies on her back. In order to achieve optimal alignment, the woman's legs should be in the air with the knees drawn towards the chest. Support such as a pillow under the woman's hips might also be useful. The man positions himself between the woman's legs. This position is often cited as good for beginners, because it allows for greater relaxation then other positions.
Doggy Style Anal Sex Position - The woman is either on all fours, or lies on her stomach. The man approaches and penetrates from the rear. This position maximizes the depth of penetration, which may be desirable by either or both partners, but can pose the risk of pushing against the sigmoid colon. This position makes ea
Positions For Great Cunnilingus Oral SexSitting On Your Face Facing Away - This position allows you with easy access to her clitoris and to her anus for oral anal stimulation. You can also reach around a massage her buttocks or add anal stimulation with your fingers.
Between her Legs Over Your Shoulders - There are many variations to this basic position, but they all have in common your position of being between her legs. And with almost any of those positions where you are between her legs you can provide great clitoral stimulation, and add vaginal or G-spot stimulation with your fingers.
Her Legs Bent Back To Her Chest - This is a great position to do the ice cream lick technique. As you have very easy access to her perineum and anus if you desire. Also good for the tongue thrusting technique.
Woman On Knees You from Behind - This position and the variation where the woman is standing and bending over are favorites among ass men. You get full view of her beautiful ass and pussy and provide oral stimulation of al
OrIs it the way you hold me?
Or would any arms do?
Is it your kiss?
Or would any lips do?
Is it the way you care for me?
Or would any love do?
Rebirth Of LoveAs I sit in the corner of the room, watching you sleep
My heart feels empty and pained
The loneliness I feel is perfectly indescribable
How can you be so close, yet so far away?
Our love feels like a pair of worn out sneakers
Comfortable, but old
Is it time for a brand new shiny pair?
The miles we've walked together have been so memorable
But I'm afraid I've outgrown you
Light filters in through the curtains
Tears run down my face, glistening in the candlelight
The scent of lavender wanders through my nostrils, anguish fills my entire body
I close my eyes
Suddenly, I'm taken to a safe place
A warm glow
A content, happy feeling fills me
What is this?
Peace? Serenity?
Is this what they call happiness?
A wondrous rain falls down upon me
I cry, arms open wide
Bathe me in your tears, oh Heaven
Wash me clean, so I can start anew and be reborn
Shrouded in white robes of cotton, I find I am not alone anymore
The lost souls of the world join me
Together, we soak in the
ThinkersAtheism is a non-prophet organization.
And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”
Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Is a vege
Things We Take For GrantedDedicated to a feeling in my heart
Things We Take for Granted
By Elena McDaniel Lee
There are such wonderful and beautiful things
that can be found on this earth
Wonderful and beautiful things that one cannot
put a price on their worth.
From the earth, the sky and waters, to the
beauty that we see
And God created each and everything for you and
me.
But during mankind’s hustle, bustle and strife
Sometimes people take it for granted, the
wonders of life
But if a person could set themselves free and
open up their eyes
They would be able to see the wonderful and
beautiful things in our everyday life.
When you look into the sky
Do you see the birds as they fly by
Do you see the clouds and the shapes that they
can form
Can you feel the warmth of the sun that can keep
things warm
Do you see t
Have You Been In LoveHave You Been In Love, I Have
By Elena McDaniel Lee
Have you ever really, been in love?
Of how your spirits feel like they are flying on the wings of a dove
You will know how it feels when you think you can touch the sky
And you feel so light that you can ride on the clouds that are passing by
You begin to believe that you can touch the stars and the moon
And inside your head, you can hear and sing a romantic tune.
Your heart is so light; you feel that you can walk on air
And people will notice the daydreaming about him, due to you glazed stare.
People will see the moon light beams coming from your face
And there is no question in your heart, it is love, no guessing, no need to trace
And all the time that you spent waiting for that one true love
And then he appears, like he was sent to you from somewhere up above
But the day before him, when you look back seemed like forever and a day
You were waiting a lifetime for him just to hear the magic words he would s
Scars Of Life.Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore.
His father, working in the yard, saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could.
Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him.
From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was much too passionate to let go.
Three Things For Americans To Ponder1. The Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
T H E C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic
our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not
using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or
othe
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Vision of Harmony
I wrote this for those who are wondering who I am. I am what most would describe as a Dreamer but that is OK. Allot things got started with a dream, so many are struggling with so much trying to hang on to something or somebody. People have enough to worry about , so I try to be the small ray of sunshine even if it is a little dim it is still shinning. We in our busy lives don't have the time to be neighborly or friendly. I think it is a good thing to help folks also. My ideals morals are out dated not useless. Social Networks have so much potential that most overlook the power that lies beneath the surface. There is a fuel that burns deep with-in that I have had since a child, it is a love for people. There was always this urge inside me that didn't like it if I passed someone by and didn
212Today's Quote
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
-Maurice Setter
214Today's Quote
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
-Robert Orben
215Today's Quote
Miracles sometimes occur, but one has to work terribly hard for them.
-Chaim Weizmann
Sending Out Love And Peace To You AllI am sending out wishes of peace and love to you all. May it find you and be with you in your daily activities. There are many lost souls in the world who need this more than others. Give a smile, handshake, even a hug to them. I am also wanting to send a request if anyone comes across Skeeterville1976 or similar name wish them love and peace and that they heal. They are a lost soul who seems completely alone but can't see they are surrounded by love.
Send a message to anyone else you know of like this for others to do the same. Let them know you love them.
This Is My Country!THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make this statement
DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Welcome to come through like everyone else has.
Get a sponsor!
Get a place to lay your head!
Get a job!
Live by OUR rules!
Pay YOUR taxes!
And
LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER
IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!
AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR
LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU
TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way .. Bent over backwards not to
Offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the
AMERICAN
that's being offended!
WAKE UP America !!! ,
No One, Alicia Keys~~Dedicated to Jimm Hitt, I love you Baby~~
I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better
You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don’t worry cuz
Every thing’s going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is every thing’s going to be alright
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I’m feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Can get in the way of what I feel for you
When the rain is pouring down
And my heart is hurting
You will always be around
This I know for certain
You and me together
Through the days and nights
I don’t worry cuz
Every thing’s going to be alright
People keep talking they can say what they like
But all i know is every thing’s going to be alright
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I’m feeling
No one, no one, no one
Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you
Ca
30 Seconds To Mars - From Yesteday (loooong Version)PART 1
PART 2
He's a stranger to some
And a vision to none
He can never get enough,
Get enough of the world
For a fortune he'd quit
But it's hard to admit
How it ends and begins
On his face is a map of the world
(A map of the world)
On his face is a map of the world
(A map of the world)
From yesterday, it's coming
From yesterday, the fear
From yesterday, it calls him
But he doesn't want to read the message here
On a mountain he sits
Not of gold but of shit
Through the blood he can look
See the life that it took
From the council of one
He'll decide when he's done
With the innocent
On his face is a map of the world
(A map of the world)
On his face is a map of the world
(A map of the world)
From yesterday, it's coming
From yesterday, the fear
From yesterday, it calls him
But he doesn't want to read the message
He doesn't want to read the message
Doesn't want to read the message here
On his face is a map of the world
From yesterday,
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Hair Salon Scalps CustomersHair salon scalps customers
Mon Apr 7, 2008 12:41pm EDT
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese hair salon has been shut down and fined 500,000 yuan ($71,280) for holding two customers hostage and charging wildly excessive fees for haircuts, a newspaper reported on Monday.
College students Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, in the central province of Henan, expecting to pay the 38 yuan ($5.42) advertised on the window.
But when the barbers were done, they produced a joint bill for 12,000 yuan ($1,700), enough to make anyone's hair curl, the Beijing News reported.
"After borrowing from 16 people, the two were only able to come up with 9,800 yuan and it wasn't until after 10 pm were they allowed to leave the hair salon," it reported.
It was not the first time that the shop tried to cheat consumers. One was slapped with a bill for 4,776 yuan when she came in for a haircut last September. In December, another customer opte
Self Respect, Where Is It These Days?Am I wrong for not posting up half naked pictures of myself just to get some one's attention?
Why do girls think that they need to lower thier priorities just to get comments!!!
Why must girls look like sluts for a man to like her? A man should love a woman for everything they are and not just the sterotypes .
I belive a woman can be beautiful without showing thier half naked bodies to perverts and ass holes just looking to stick thier C*cks in a girl that is considered "SEXY".
I have more respect for myself than that!
I'm glad that you have the perfect body but why let the public see everything that you have?
Would you go out naked in public?
I wouldn't, its not my thing.
Be aware that there are stalkers and pedofiles and nasty people out there!
My FriendMemories
Current mood: peaceful
Category: Writing and Poetry
My Dear Friend
By: Sharon Gay Watson
Seven long years we talked and fought,
But I will cherish the memories you brought,
We each in our own way loved one another,
And in my heart allways you will remain my brother.
Your eyes light up shadows and your smile melts a heart,
Just your hello was a real fine way for friends to start,
You listened, you laughed and you broke down my walls,
I never quite knew how a body felt when it falls.
Memories will last allways until we meet up above,
I feel your ams around me, and your voice shows me love,
You walk in my dreams and you tell me to hang on now,
But I feel so lost that I do not know how.
Go travel through mountains and valleys so deep,
We shall be companions in both of our sleep,
Don't ever say bye, don't ever let go,
Your friends all around still love you so.
Morbid MeA Darker Side Of Me
I do have a darker side....one that I keep hidden as much as possible. It is a world of Vampires, Darkness, Evil, sinister things, and just about anything that pertains to the night. Vampires especially have allways fascinated me in life, right along with the rest of the supernatural world. I love horror movies and books! The bloodier the movie..the better I like it. I love Ouija boards....but don’t have one myself. And yes....as corny as it may sound....I do believe in certain things that others would just laugh about.
I can honestly say, that you must be careful what you wish for.....because you might get it. You might get it more than you want! I have seen a lot in my life. A lot of it was not pretty. I take what I have witnessed and put it into a story or stories for myself. My poems reflect some of my mindset.
I have piercings. I also have a tattoo that I will eventually change. There are other ones I would love to have on my arms, but I doubt I wil
In Love With A Girl-gavin DegrawSo many people gonna say that they want you
To try to get you thinking they really care
But there's nothing like the warmth of the one
Who has put in the time and you know he's gonna be there
Back your border when she knows someone crossed it
Don't let nobody put you down who you're with
Take the pain of protecting your name
From the crutch to the cane to the highwire
[Chorus]:
I'm in love with a girl who knows me better
Fell for the woman just when I met her
Took my sweet time when I was bitter
Someone understands
Cause she knows how to treat a feather (fella?) right
Give me that feeling every night
Wants to make love when I wanna fight
Now someone understand me
I'm in love with a girl... I'm in love with
I'm in love with a girl... I'm in love with
Out the many broken back doors and windows
Through the valley of the love of the lost
Is a hole that is cut to the soles
Falling down from the tones
Without reading innuendos
But you found inner peace for the m
So, How Would *you* Feel ? .........Ok, here it is....... put yourself in this position/scenerio for a minute and then let me know how you'd feel, what you'd do, how you would view things or whatever strikes ya to say.
You have these friends that've, from what you know, always been 'there' for you, supported you with things you've done, been a shoulder to cry on, had great times with etc, these 'friends' are/were like family to you.....then, certain things change, things that *you* had to do in order to make things in you life bearable or whatever, next thing you know, these same 'friends', that even said they love you and will always be there for you etc. , seem to have pretty much turned their backs on you, no longer there to talk w/ you, support what you're doing etc. ......
Are they pissed off at you for making that ONE decision that doesn't even change who you are? Are they actually NOT true 'friends' ? Should YOU be upset with them for seeming to change 'over night' towards you??
Now, keep in mind that
Five Variable Love TestYour Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In re
Wiccan HumerCoven Rules
Dear Coven Members:
Every Coven should have some rules that people can look at so they know what sort of conduct is appropriate or inappropriate for members, andknowing them being helpful to harmony and fellowship within Coven. Here are a few that I am thinking about instituting:
No coven member shall consume their weight in beans before arriving for ritual.
This has happened in the past, and the results can be devastating.
It is unpleasant when 32 cubic yards of methane are unexpectedly released into the atmosphere within Circle, and other Coven members begin dropping to the floor unconscious, turning blue, gasping for air and struggling to keep from being overcome by the vapor. Add to this, the presence of the open flame of the candles on the altar and the quarter candles. Several years ago, the north wall of our altar room was blown clear out when the methane expelled was detonated by the flame of a single candle and the explosion that followed interrupted ou
The Very Secret Diary Of Boromir Of GondorThe Very Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor
By: Cassandra Claire
Day One:
Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what? Got distracted there for a bit.
Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by Aragorn's enormous...rudeness.
Ooops.
Day Three:
Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship.
Day Four:
Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his...
Stupid Ring.
Day Four:
Is obvious that Aragorn is strangely attracted to Frodo.
Ha Ha! Ha!
Sam will kill him if he tries anything.
Day Six:
Aragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* ca
The Very Secret Diary Of Meriadoc BrandybuckThe Very Secret Diary of Meriadoc Brandybuck
By: Cassandra Claire
Dedicated to Ashley, my very own Ashwise Gamgee. Everyone should have one.
DAY ONE
Got in trouble for setting off fireworks at party. Suspect Gandalf not actually all that annoyed and was merely excuse to get us young hobbit boys wet and lathered up. Became even more suspicious when “washing dishes” punishment followed by “polishing Gandalf’s staff” punishment and “massaging Gandalf’s feet” punishment and “nude leapfrog in the cabbage patch” punishment, I mean, who’s he trying to kid, really? Especially with the foot thing.
DAY TWO
V. promising start to day when discovered carrot that was just right shape. Even more promising when Pippin nabbed six cabbages, two bags potatoes, and three ears corn, although cannot help but think Pippin being slightly over-optimistic. I mean, could probably manage two ears corn, but not before breakfast.
All went downhill though when bumped into Frodo and faithful bit of r
Profile BackgroundsCan anyone help me put a background on here. I have seen others with nice backgrounds and I am not sure how to do it. Where would i go to get them at. I put one up but it dont seem to be working correctly. anyone that can help will be appreciated.
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Passion's FlamesA touch, soft and tender.
A whisper, full of desire
A gasp of sweet surrender
As passion fuels the fire
No words spoken between them
No promises to be kept
No lies being told tonight
No looking back - no regrets
Longing to hold each other
Such precious little time
Both vowed to another
Being lonely their only crime
Tomorrow bringing sorrow
A brief moment of shame
With the memory of this one night
A release from passion's flames
WorkYa know i am sick of all the pompous arrogant assholes who come in to my job and act like the know how to do my fucking jub... Why do people do that it is so gay!
Winds Of ChangeAll the positive influx I have allowed to happen and not distorted with negativity and doubt is yielding results. Very soon changes for the better will be happening. Positive attracts the like and it is proven to me over and over. The last couple of weeks I have been able to help other people through conversation see that it is possible to be positive. That if it is possible for me that it is possible for them to do. I never claim to be perfect, a better person or even a role model. Just someone to talk to, to listen to them when they need it. To offer a posititive feedback to their doubts, worries and fears.
I wish I could have done this years ago for myself but you know the journey was one I had to go through. If I did not endure this trial this would not have been as positive as it could be. I cannot dwell or wish on the past only moment to moment and the future will be ok. Moments are what life is made of. IF all your moments are filled with as much joy as you can giv
I Will Not Be Defeatedeven though I feel like crap I will not be defeated~!!!!!!!
These days after chemo really sucks. I thought I was almost through all this sickness with chemo. Now I have to deal with diarrhea. I know, bad subject. The other night I was on the toilet more than in the bed. I was even tempted to take my pillow and prop on the wall and sleep there on the toilet.....So yesterday I go in for my growth factor shot and the dr tells me to up my Imodium dose to 2 pills after each BM. Praies the Lord I didn't have any BM yesterday or last night jsut some serious noises coming from my tummy. I didn't realize a tummy could make those noises......rumbling, gurgling, sloshing...you name it my tummy made the noise. So anyway, I woke this moring to more noises and YEP to the toilet again........but I rejoice in knowing this whole chemo bit is almost done for me. My dr could barely feel the tumor Thursday~! I only have 2 more chemos to take then it's off to the surgeon.......woohoo~!
well,
A-z Survery About Me!A¢¾ AVAILABLE: yup!
B¢¾ BIRTHDAY: oct 7th
C¢¾ CANDY: twix
D¢¾ DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Vodka.. straight up!
E¢¾ EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: my friends
F¢¾ FAVORITE SONG: dance with the devil- breaking benjamin
G¢¾ GOALS: get my degree and start a business.
H¢¾ HOMETOWN: Portland, Indiana
I¢¾ ICE CREAM FLAVOR: chocolate
J¢¾ JUICE: Orange
K¢¾ KIDS - HOW MANY: just one
L¢¾ LONGEST CAR RIDE: Ive been all over the damn US so take your pick! vegas was a pretty long one tho!
M¢¾ MOM, MOMMY OR MA: ma
N¢¾ NUMBER OF PETS: 0
O¢¾ ONE WISH: that eden grows up happy and healthy
P¢¾ PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: My MA
R¢¾ REASONS TO SMILE: other then eden i have no idea
T¢¾ TIME YOU WOKE UP: i got to sleep in today! 10:00
U¢¾ UNDERWEAR COLOR: pink
V¢¾ VEGETABLE: Corn
W¢¾ WORST HABIT: blowing guys off when they try to flirt with me
X¢¾ X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: alot, and i hate doing it
Y¢¾ YOUR FAVORITE COLOR: pink and silver
Z¢¾ ZODIAC SIG
My BoyfriendI havee an awsome boy friend. We are in so much love. His name is "Jhon Paul" which is so hot his name ain just regular john its sounds differ alittle bit. He is sexy, funny, caring, loving, sweet ,and completly mine!!
"I love my boyfriend"
Waiting For LoveWe can envy others who have someone to love
But what we have is better because our love comes from up above
We may not have someone to physically hold
But we have God who will never leave us alone
Many times at night I wonder, when that day will be
When I will have somebody to make me happy
In the meantime I’ll just wait, sit and contemplate
Of how this love will be, so precious and great
So don’t envy those who has someone now
Our day will come, someday, somehow…
An Unspoken SilenceAn unspoken silence
Time will fade so unbelievably fast
like a tornado twisting and turning
destruction at last.
Bodies envisioned
memories retraced
hearts imprisoned
chances erased.
Conversations well versed
hearts then misplaced
agony has risen
love now cursed.
In the moment of time
there is an unspoken silence
an electricity of emotion
even triggered by violence.
New Website Update April/13/08New Website Update April/13/08
Just to inform everyone on the progress on my new Website. I'm currently rebuilding the site from scratch. I'm never really satisfied with any Website's I build, so I keep tearing them down
and rebuilding. I will have some really old beats and freestyle's on the site. And I'm not sure what else I'm going to add?
If you have any good ideas let me know. The one thing I will have is a friend page. So if you would like to have your Pic added to the friends page on the new Site just email me your Pic.
Thanks Mic
Please Send Your Pic with Name and Location to:
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Need Friend PicsIf you would like to have your
Pic added to the friends page on the new Site just email me your Pic.
Thanks Mic
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Your 84th ProblemONCE A FARMER WENT TO TELL THE BUDDHA about his problems. He described his difficulties farming -- how either droughts or monsoons complicated his work. He told the Buddha about his wife -- how even though he loved her, there were certain things about her he wanted to change. Likewise with his children -- yes, he loved them, but they weren't turning out quite the way he wanted. When he was finished, he asked how the Buddha could help him with his troubles.
The Buddha said, "I'm sorry, but I can't help you."
"What do you mean?" railed the farmer. "You're supposed to be a great teacher!"
The Buddha replied, "Sir, it's like this. All human beings have eighty-three problems. It's a fact of life. Sure, a few problems may go away now and then, but soon enough others will arise. So we'll always have eighty-three problems."
The farmer responded indignantly, "Then what's the good of all your teaching?"
The Buddha replied, "My teaching can't help with the eighty-three problems, b
30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.....
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
Its Not Fair!!!One regret to another. Sick of the way life is. People complain about life being unfair but who said it was going to be. Not everyone wants to be rich and not everyone can be. Not everyone wants a family and not everyone has one. Some care more about themselves, others care about their family, some care about money or partying and having fun. We dont all have the same ideas of the perfect life so could life ever be fair?
More Winners In Our SocietyParents Fight Over Which Gang Toddler Should Join
Police: Mother A Crip, Father A Westside Baller
POSTED: 7:10 pm MDT April 10, 2008
UPDATED: 7:27 am MDT April 11, 2008
COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ide
Sick Of Being Tired. Tired Of Being Sick.I'm sick of the computer, but sick of having no where to go.
i'm tired of little kids and talk of relationships.
my insides are melting together...I'm kind of worried.
I'm tired of medication and step by step repeditive days.
I'm sick of hearing that i'm not liked " like that"
so i'm giving up...sticking my nose in a book and ripping the word love anything close to it from my vocabulary. it just causes me to much heart ache then its worth.
Yahoo Chatrooms Suckok so i recently got a new yahoo id. i have been in and out of the chatrooms and all i see is bots. the few real people i seem to find are guys that do not want to chat with me cause i do not have a cam and the few girls i find will chat but will not cam or trade pics with me. i guys will chat with me when i show them my pics but wont let me see them on cam or their pics. is it too much to ask to be able to trade my pics so i can see a person on cam or to trade a few pics?
Our PlansWhen Tim becomes President and i become Vice-President we have some changes that we are going to make:
First-Legalization of Marijuana
Second-We Are Going To Kill All The White People
Third-We Are Going To Kill All The Mexicans
Fouth- Paint The White House Green
Fifth-Dig Up All The Grass And Plant Marijuana
Sixth-Have The Blacks Pick Our Cotton//Marijuana
Seventh-Have The Chinks Make Our Food
Eighth-Alchol Can Be Bought At Any Age.
The White(green)house will be bullet proof. So DONT try anything stupid. Also we will have control of the marijuana supply. There will be a electric fence around it. If you touch it then you will die. We will rule the world and make it a dictator ship. and we ARE the dictators!! Have a problem, well thats to damn bad. We dont care.
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MoneyYa know I have been listening to a lot of you complaining about not having enough money to do everything you want. Well I don't know why you guys seem to think that money will always buy you happiness. Some of the richest people are the most unhappy, I mean come on now, look at the celebrities. They are always getting married getting divorce, they are drunks drug addicts and some are just plan con artist.
You guys gotta remember money is not what makes you happy. Yes you can be a lot happier with it, I mean dayum! I know I could there is a lot of stuff I always want to do, but I am content with what I have and I take steps to make things better. If you want to make your life better then stop bitching about and take steps to make it better.
Your like and you problems are not going to get better if you just sit there and say "Man I wish my life would get better". Sorry to say if that is how it worked I would be richer than bill gates right now, but the fact is I am not. So enjoy
Has Great Meaning To MeCan't you see that I'm sick of this?
Chances are you're oblivious
To how I feel
Sitting on your throne
And I'm sure that I'm not alone
Not alone
Not alone
Tell me please
Who the fuck did you want me to be?
Was it something that I couldn't see?
Never knew this would be so political
And please
I'm still wearing this miserable skin
And it's starting to tear from within
But it's obvious that doesn't bother you
So please
I didn't think that you'd sell me out
Now I know what you're all about
You might feel in control of things
But you're not holding all the strings
All the strings
All the strings
Tell me please
Who the fuck did you want me to be?
Was it something that I couldn't see?
Never knew this would be so political
And please
I'm still wearing this miserable skin
And it's starting to tear from within
But it's obvious that doesn't matter to you
I swallowed all your answers
I've swallowed all my pride
You've used up all your chances
Can't keep thi
R.e.m. - Losin Mah ReligionOH, LIFE IZ BIGGR
IZ BIGGR THAN U
AN U R NOT ME
TEH LENGTHS DAT IM GONNA GO 2
TEH DISTANCE IN UR EYEZ
OH, NO I HAS SED 2 MUTCH
I SED IT ALL
THAZ ME IN DA CORNR
THAZ ME IN DA SPOTLIGHT
LOSIN MAH RELIGION
TRYIN 2 KEEP UP WIF U
AN I DOAN KNOE IF I CAN DO IT
OH, NO I HAS SED 2 MUTCH
I HAVENT SED ENOUGH
I THOT DAT I HERD U LAUGHIN
I THOT DAT I HERD U SING
I FINKZ I THOT I SAW U TRY
EVRY WHISPR OV EVRY WAKIN HOUR
IM CHOOSIN MAH CONFESHUNS
TRYIN 2 KEEP AN EYE ON U
LIEK HURT, LOST AN BLINDD FOOL, FOOL
OH, NO I HAS SED 2 MUTCH
I SED IT ALL
CONSIDR DIS, CONSIDR DIS
TEH HINT OV TEH SENTURY
CONSIDR DIS TEH SLIP
DAT BROUGHT ME 2 MAH KNEEZ, FAILD
WUT IF ALL THEES FANTASIEZ
COME FLAILIN AGROUND
NAO I HAS SED 2 MUTCH
I THOT DAT I HERD U LAUGHIN
I THOT DAT I HERD U SING
I FINKZ I THOT I SAW U TRY
BUT DAT WUZ JUS DREAM
DAT WUZ JUS DREAM
THAZ ME IN DA CORNR
THAZ ME IN DA SPOTLIGHT
LOSIN MAH RELIGION
TRYIN 2 KEEP UP WIF U
AN I DOAN KNOE IF I CAN DO IT
OH
Green Dai - Jebus Ov Suburbia[PART I: JEBUS OV SUBURBIA]
IM TEH SON OV RAGE AN LUV
TEH JEBUS OV SUBURBIA
FRUM TEH BIBLE OV NONE OV TEH ABOOV
ON STEADY DIET OV
SODA POP AN RITALIN
NO WAN EVR DID 4 MAH SINS IN HELL
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
AT LEAST TEH ONEZ I GOT AWAY WIF
AN THARS NOTHIN WRONG WIF ME
DIS AR TEH HOW IM SUPPOSD 2 BE
IN LAND OV MAK BLEEV
DAT DOAN BLEEV IN ME
GIT MAH TELEVISHUN FIX
SITTIN ON MAH CRUCIFIX
TEH LIVIN ROOM OR MAH PRIVATE WOMB
WHILE TEH MOMS AN BRADZ R AWAY
2 FALL IN LUV AN FALL IN DEBT
2 ALCOHOL AN CIGARETTEZ
AN MARY JANE, 2 KEEP ME INSANE
AN DOIN SOMEONE ELSEZ COCAINE
AN THARS NOTHIN WRONG WIF ME
DIS AR TEH HOW IM SUPPOSD 2 BE
IN LAND OV MAK BLEEV
DAT DOAN BLEEV IN ME
[PART II: CITY OV TEH DAMND]
AT TEH SENTR OV TEH EARTH
IN DA PARKIN LOT
OV TEH 7-11 WUZ I WUZ TAUGHT
TEH MOTTO WUZ JUS LIE
IT SEZ: HOME IZ WER UR HART IZ
BUT WUT SHAME
CAUSE EVRYONEZ HART
DOESNT BEAT TEH SAME
IZ BEATIN OUT OV TIEM
CITY OV TEH DED
AT TEH END OV ANOTHR LOST HIGHWA
Why Are Wedding Dresses White?Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son
and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is
pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."
A High Intensity Workout For Motivated BeginnersJust e-mailed to a female friend in Texas who is motivated to get into her bikini this summer. Free for you too. No charge. Good luck.
-Mike
It's different than what you've been doing, but you can see if it will work for you. In addition, I don't remember if I recommended this book, but it will make you lose fat faster than anything else you're doing: "YOU ON A DIET", by Michael Roisen and Mehmet Oz. You should be able to get it cheap at Half Price Books or used on Amazon. Read it and follow it. You will be amazed. It's easy to follow.
Workout: Full body workout for the next 4-6 weeks, 3 times a week, with three other days of YOGA class or ZUMBA class, your choice.
Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays:
1). Warm up with 10 minutes of cardio. get your heart rate to at least 135 and keep it there for 10 minutes. Don't let it go higher than 150;
2). Lat pull downs - 3 sets, 15 - 20 reps
3). Leg press - 3 sets, 15 -20 reps
4). Crunches X 40 (2 sets of 20, whate
Life Can Be So ComplicatedSigh. . .we have one screwed up society. . .
Some gay couples are having trouble obtaining divorces By RAY HENRY, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 27 minutes ago
Gay couples had to struggle mightily to win the right to marry or form civil unions. Now, some are finding that breaking up is hard to do, too.
In Rhode Island, for example, the state's top court ruled in December that gays married in neighboring Massachusetts can't get divorced here because lawmakers have never defined marriage as anything but a union between a man and woman. In Missouri, a judge is deciding whether a lesbian married in Massachusetts can get an annulment.
"We all know people who have gone through divorces. At the end of that long and unhappy period, they have been able to breathe a sigh of relief," said Cassandra Ormiston of Rhode Island, who is splitting from her wife, Margaret Chambers. But "I do not see that on my horizon, that sigh of relief that it's over."
Over the past four years
Important Pinpong SummitJapan and China leaders plan pingpong summit
Tue Apr 15, 2008
TOKYO (Reuters) - Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda and China's President Hu Jintao are to bond over a game of table tennis, Kyodo news agency said on Tuesday, in a move reminiscent of the pingpong diplomacy that helped thaw ties between the United States and China in the 1970s.
Hu, expected to arrive next month on the first visit by a Chinese president in a decade, is likely to face Fukuda across the pingpong table in Tokyo on May 8 at Waseda University, the agency said, citing unidentified sources.
Though relations between the Asian neighbours have warmed since then prime minister Shinzo Abe visited Beijing 18 months ago, the two leaders have plenty of problems to bat back and forth.
There is no sign of a compromise in a long-running row over the development of gas fields under the sea that divides the two nations and Fukuda is likely to raise the topic of China's handling of riots in Tibet.
Food safety
StupidityI am a woman who has no tolerance for stupidity! Humor is one thing but stupid is another. Why people think its cute I'll never know. All these girls out there who think that if they laugh at all his jokes or act like they don't know tuna from chicken irritate me. What are they gonna do when they can't keep up the act? Most guys aren't willing to stay with someone who changes that much just because the bedroom benefits are good (in most cases just okay). For the girls out there that really are stupid I apologize if I offended you but you should get off the short bus and learn something about yourselves that makes you less (even if it is marginally) stupid. Wake up and smell your brain working!
The Wedding PrankThe wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies : A carpenter, an
>> electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they could play
> on
>> the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the
>> slats
>> of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
>>
>> The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
>> course.
>>
>> The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
>> would be memorable.
>>
>> The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's
>> buddies received the following note in the mail :
>>
>> DEAR FRIENDS,
>>
>> WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A
>> MINOR SETBACK.
BUT BE FOREWARNED: I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE
> S.O.B.
>> WHO PUT
>> NOVACAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY
The Nude RunnerA woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at
work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car.
It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!" So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's
annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others,
about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he
tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small
group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity,
jogged closer.
"
Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he
replied, gasping in air.
Two Babies Dead: Deaths Under InvestigationBARABOO, Wis. (AP) -- An investigators says the deaths of 5-week-old twins being cared for by their father are being investigated as potential homicides based on the autopsies.
Baraboo Police Department Lt. Rob Sinden says the autopsies of Savannah and Tyler Yates are not complete but the preliminary findings suggest they may have been murdered. He declined to elaborate.
Officers who went to the home Sunday found the babies dead and their father, 45-year-old David R. Yates, in bed.
Sinden says Yates remains hospitalized Tuesday and in police custody on probation violations. He would not say why Yates was taken to the hospital.
Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.
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NBC15 has learned, the death of the infant twins in Baraboo is still being treated as a "suspicious death," but based on PRELIMINARY AUTOPSY results, the case is being treated as a possible homicide investigation. Howev
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Leaving For Floridawell to all my friends on here i just wanted to say bye. im leaving for Florida tomorrow for a month of much needed vacation if you see me on here you will be lucky. i will however be takeing alot of pic's, but yeah if i dont hear from you ill ttyl. take care everyone.
Brian
Bill Calling For Castration Of Sex Offenders Passes Louisiana SenateBill Calling for Castration of Sex Offenders Passes Louisiana Senate
Tuesday , April 15, 2008
BATON ROUGE, La. —
The most serious sex crimes should be punishable by castration, with drugs or surgery, the Louisiana Senate voted on Tuesday.
The bill by Sen. Nick Gautreaux, D-Meaux, would give judges the option of imposing chemical castration on those convicted of sex crimes including aggravated rape, simple rape and indecent behavior with a juvenile. Chemical castration would be mandatory on second offenses, and the offender would have the option of choosing physical castration instead.
Senators voted 32-3 to send the measure to the House.
Chemical castration would involve treatment with the drug medroxyprogesterone acetate, with the aim of diminishing the offender's sexual impulses. Gautreaux amended the bill to add a provision that would bar such an offender from taking another substance — such as estrogen — that could counteract the effects of the castration drug.
You Oughta KnowI want you to know that I'm happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on your in a theater
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me
Until you died, 'til you died
But you're still alive
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity
I hate to but you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her
'Cause the love
Head Over FeetI had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that
You ask how my day was
You've already won me over in spite of me
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service
You've already won me over in spite of me
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault
You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience
You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something ratio
Not Causing HarmThe most straightforward advice on how to discover your true nature is this: practice not causing harm to anyone—neither yourself nor others—and every day, do what you can to help.
If you take this instruction to heart and begin to use it, you will probably find very quickly that it is not so easy. Often, before you know it, someone has provoked you and either directly or indirectly, you've let them have it.
Therefore, when the intention is sincere but the going gets rough, most of us could use some help. We could use further instruction on how to lighten up and turn around our well-established habits of striking out and blaming.
The four methods for holding your seat provide just such support for developing the patience to stay open to what's happening, instead of acting on automatic pilot. These four methods are:
1) not setting up the target for the arrow;
2) connecting with the heart;
3) seeing obstacles as teachers;
4) regarding all that occurs as a dream.
F
Gotta Love DrunksA man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked his wife.
'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back the answer.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from t
I R BaaaaackSo, after deleting for awhile, I decided to come back, mostly out of boredom. It's not like I spent a lot of time on here before, but eh, whatever. I'm still debating if I should put my private pics back up or not. We'll see. Now, let's see who actually remembers me. LOL
Lounges!!!!!!!If You are looking to join a Lounge I personaly know of two to join. Hell's Revenge which Rocks and also Cell Block 69 which also Rocks. Both Lounges treat you as if you are Family. So if you are undecided on what to do just stop in and check us out. I Promise you will not regret it....
Stabbing Westward- Darkest DaysThere are times when I'm just a shell
When I do not feel anything for anyone
All I feel is hollow and bruised
Used up and misused
Forced to be someone I don't want to be
Have I failed somehow or some way
Will the weight of today finally pull me down to drown
In the depths of despair
Where I am alone
Except for my rage
My rage
My pain
I hate my darkest days
My rage
My pain
I hate my darkest days
My rage
My pain
I hate my darkest days
My rage
My pain
I hate my darkest days
My darkest days
Stabbing Westward- You Complete MeI am lost in the darkness
Between two worlds and here I'm struggling
You're the light that I've been seeking
'Cause my whole life there's been something missing
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
Rescue me from this black hole
That sucked me in and left my dying
You're the truth that I've been seeking
'Cause my whole life I've been lying
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
God I pray you find me worthy
Of the right to stand beside you
And of your truth and of your passion
Of the right to sleep beside you
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
Only you
Can make me whole
Just one touch
And you complete me
Just one touch
And you complete me
Just one touch
And you complete me
Just one touch
And you complete me
Stabbing Westward- Torn ApartI know I should have told you
I was so afraid you'd leave
And now there's nothing left to say
Well nothing that you'd believe
I never meant to hurt you
With the things I couldn't say
I promise you tomorrow
While denying you today
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
A darkness grows inside me in fading shades of gray
All the colors of the world are slowly sucked away
I'm sinking ever deeper to a place that's cold and black
I can't believe I've lost you and you're never coming back
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
Torn my world apart
Soon the night will take me and save me from my pain
Cloak me in cold darkness and help me lose your name
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
These lies have torn my world apart
Torn my world apart
Torn my world apart
Torn my world apart
A Fairy Tale That Should Have Been Read To Us When We Were LittleThis is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time
~~~~~~~~
In a land far away,
~~~~~~ ~~
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
And said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
Where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
On lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
Seasoned in a whit
UpdateThank you to who have been praying for my nephew is is improving so maybe by the end of the month he can go home.
Bikers Bars Are Not Created Equal! LmaoBlind man in a Biker Girls Bar...
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate..
4. The woman sitting right next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters:
"Hell no... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it fiv
What To Do?Ok...So most of my REAL friends know that I am always doing something funky with my hair...I never keep it the same...Well...It's time to change it again...But I'm not sure what I want to do...I was thinking just doing red highlights...Then I was told to keep my hair color and do blonde highlights...THEN I was going through some of my old pics and found pics of when I was comepletely BLONDE!! So I dunno what I want to do? I've gone all red, jet black, blue black, blonde...dark brown with blonde highlights...I know it's been well over 4 years since i've been blonde tho, so i'm leaning towards going all blonde...What do you guys think?! Any ideas?
Week 3• Donna, Kyle and Forager catch Red Arrow up on the hiz-aps with Jimmy, Mary and Darkseid. While Arrow is a bit thrown by all the news, he’s not nearly as thrown as...
• Jimmy Olsen, who’s about to get his whole body blown to bitties when Superman swoops in to save the day (he’s good at that). Apparently, the rest of the JLA in en route, but for now it’s the Man of Steel versus the Lord of Apokolips for the fate of on freckled photog. And as they tussle, Mary does her best job of holding Jimmy around so Darkseid can suck out his soul stuff later. Even after Donna, Kyle and the JLA show up, the tide seems to be turning for Darkseid after he deactivates the kid’s powers and activates a special piece of technology he implanted which turns Jimmy into pure Kryptonite!
• But worry not! Because somewhere up in Jimmy’s brain is Ray Palmer. Although he’s a bit dazed by the many shocks to Jimmy’s system, the shrinking scientist wiggles his way through Olsen’s cerebral cortex trying to reve
My Evil IntentionsI want to be evil I want to be bad
I want to do things that are naughty and mad
If only the dreamers amoung us were real
I surely would make you squirm and squeal
I want to do many evil things to you
I want you to do evil things to me too!
In a secluded place where noone can see
We could be alone just you and me
I want to lick you in many places unknown
I want to bite you and make you scream and moan
Maybe I could even tie you up with binds
Drip wax on your nipple until you are mine
My evil intentions will feel so damn good
Oh baby next time we're together you're foocked!
Your Ignorance Equals My Hell!same shit different day right?
for me that would be a wrong! my mindset hasn't changed for over a decade and I'm slowly going nuts!.
I have questions that run through my head asking me what things are about all the bloody time, that part I've gotten used to as it just seems second nature, curiousity.
but when my dreams start becoming a reality I start to really wonder about my mind and where it is trying to drop me off?.
I was going to write about a few things that have really been pissing me off that have been happening in the real world but its a little to personal and fresh to go there yet!.
my family members on here know the shit I've been going through lately with my mind wishing to switch off and just drop out completly....yet I still linger on?.augh.
so what I have said doesn't suit the title, what are you going to do about it?
Reality!!!!!!!A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room
number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room
302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her
nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Good
news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood
pressure is fine. Her blood work just came back as normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried!
God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your
daughter?"
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me
shit."
A Dream Within A DreamA Dream within a Dream
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet, if Hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it, therefore, the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
Edgar Allan Poe
Those Lips That Love's Own Hand Did MakeThose Lips That Love's Own Hand Did Make
Those lips that Love's own hand did make
Breath'd forth the sound that said "I hate"
To me that languish'd for her sake;
But when she saw my woeful state,
Straight in her heart did mercy come,
Chiding that tongue that, ever sweet,
Was us'd in giving gentle doom,
And taught it thus anew to greet:
"I hate" she alter'd with an end
That follow'd it as gentle day
Doth follow night, who like a fiend
From heaven to hell is flown away:
"I hate" from hate away she threw,
And sav'd my life, saying "not you."
William Shakespeare
Realizing MistakesWE all make them we are fallable, flawed beings. But that doesn't mean you should revel in doing wrong or doing dishonorable things on purpose.
I am not one without mistakes. I am a survivor of abuse in all forms as a child. I watched both my parents pass in front of me. My family was anything but normal growing up. I had to basically be self-sufficient by age 9. I had many years of violence and a steady spiral of negativity that I let happen. I got tired of hurting people physically and mentally.
Even when I gave up violence, the people I was friends with, the places I visited and the things I did. I was still consumed by hatred and rage. I kept seeing people who wanted to hurt me instead of help me. It effected me in many ways. Inside no matter what I would do I couldn't get that out of me. I used to ask the "Why me" "what did i do to deserve this" a lot.
It just happened. I didn't do anything to deserve it but it happened. The same thing goes for being with
Everything Has A GenderYou may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...
*Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
*Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
*A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
*A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
*Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
*A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
*A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
*An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
*A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
This Is Better Than Saying "i Love You"..........Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover.
He forced himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins and
glass of water on the side table.
He sat down and saw his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked
around the room and saw that it was in
perfect order, spotless, clean.
So was the rest of the house. He took the
aspirins and noticed a note on the table,"Honey,
breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go shopping.
Love you."
So he went to the kitchen and sure enough
there was hot breakfast and the morning
newspaper. His son was also at the table,
eating.
Marty asked, "Son, what happened last
night?" His son said, "Well, you came home after
3A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a
black eye when you stumbled into the door.
"Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and! Breakfast
is on the table waiting for me?" Hi
Words From A FriendWords from my friend Melissa
"Calling on Friends"
When we are going through a difficult time, we may hesitate to call even our best friends because we don’t want to burden them with our troubles. This can be especially true if we’ve been going through a series of challenges, and we’re starting to feel as if we sound like a broken record. It is important to remember that at times like these our friends sincerely want to be there for us whenever they can. We can always check with them to make sure it’s a good time for them before we start talking, and if it’s not a good time, we can call back at another time, or call another friend.
We know for ourselves that when we have a good friend, we don’t want them to suffer alone when we are just a phone call away. We want them to call us and share their sorrows with us, as well as their joys, because this is what sharing a life through friendship is about. It is at our lowest points that we really need to rely on our friends without worry
Good Ol BoysThese are my boys they
have went so outta
their way to help me
on this site.
I love them all.
I know you will too.
fan/rate/add them
and they will return
the love. Tell them
Wonder Woman sent Ya
Please and I will add
you too this pimpout!
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I Love RomanceThe can get as hot as hell, depending on the person.Love is the key, that unlocks the beauty that romance that haven't seen cause the get lost reading the wrong signs. Believe in love but more importantly belief in one another, that is the life I think in a relationship. If you desire to be cared for and caressed by one who can't see anyone but you in their eyes then you have to have faith they are waiting somewhere out there wondering where you are? Don't give-up, stand up and grab a hold of Loves hope and let it guide you and strengthen your heart when it is weak. You can call me if you'd like. But the love the you so desire keep the fire burning bright so you true love see the way.
Yeeahh!!So I met a few kick-ass people yesterday. John, Lindsey, and a couple other ones. I didn't know one of my friends was his dad that was pretty weird because he's always been like a father to me in Royal Oak but I guess it shows you how small the world really is. We hung out a little, and after the hour or so on the phone, we went shopping and all of a sudden my back started hurting a lot. I am in constant pain all the time but this time it was just out of nowhere getting really bad. This kind of thing don't happen all the time but a lot of the time my back acts up, something is about to go wrong. I was like alright I'll see if I can ride it out and see what happens. I don't like to do much about it unless it was absolutely necessary. We get back to the house, and I start feeling really weird, like I was about to throw up or something. I tried to stay strong and shortly after we put the groceries away for the BBQ we were going to have, BAM! I collapse at the bottom of the stair
4-20Happy 4-20! Kisses...
Set 3Set 3 Is now up on WickedDollz.net ..Check it out!
and if you feel like it vote for me as Wicked Doll of the Month..
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Thanks Much!
-- Lily (NightBride Doll)
Flat LiningFor the past week or so, I've felt like I've flat lined emotionally, creatively, etc...
I haven't felt like doing ANYTHING. No guitar, no photography, no reading, no working out, no writing... the list goes on.
I can't really pinpoint why I'm feeling like this, but I am and it sucks.
AlphabetA - AVAILABLE?:yeeees
B - BEST SPORT?:skating
C - CRUSH?:hehe :P
D - DOGS NAME?:Athalus
E - EASIEST PERSON(s) TO TALK TO?:Milica
F - FAV. COLOR?:PURPLEEEEEEEEEE
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS?:bearss
H - HOMETOWN?:Beograd
I - Instrument?:flute
J - favorite juice?:coke
K - KIND OF MUSIC?:rock
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE?:4hours
M - MILK FLAVOR?:strawberry
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS?:5 xD
O - ONE WISH:Rio de Janeiro lol
P - Phobia/Fears?:everything hahahah
Q - FAVORITE QUOTE?:next time u think that ure perfect,try walking on water.
R - REASON TO SMILE?:always
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:katatonia-deliberation
T- TIME YOU WOKE UP TODAY?:8am
U - UNKNOWN FACTS ABOUT ME?:natural brunette
V - VEGETABLE YOU DONT LIKE?:celer
W - WORST HABIT?:smoking
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD?:lol
Y - YUMMY FOOD?:shpagettiiiii
Z - ZODIAC/ASTROLOGY SIGN?:nja.
Tool - ÆnemaSUM SAY TEH END IZ NEAR
SUM SAY WELL C ARMAGEDDON SOON
I CERTAINLY HOPE WE WILL
I SURE CUD USE VACASHUN FRUM DIS
BULLSHIT, 3 RING
CIRCUS SIDESHOW OV
FREAKZ HER IN DIS
HOPELES F&^%ING
HOLE WE CALL L.A.
TEH ONLY WAI 2 FIX IT IZ
2 FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
ANY F&^%ING TIEM
ANY F&^%ING DAI
LERN 2 SWIM
C U DOWN IN
ARIZONA BAY
FRET 4 UR FIGURE
AN FRET 4 UR LATTE
AN FRET 4 UR LAWSUIT
AN FRET 4 UR HAIRPIECE
AN FRET 4 UR PROZAC
AN FRET 4 UR PILOT
AN FRET 4 UR CONTRACT
AN FRET 4 UR CAR
IT BE BULLSHIT, 3 RING
CIRCUS SIDESHOW OV
FREAKZ HER IN DIS
HOPELES F&^%ING
HOLE WE CALL L.A.
TEH ONLY WAI 2 FIX IT IZ
2 FLUSH IT ALL AWAY
ANY F&^%ING TIEM
ANY F&^%ING DAI
LERN 2 SWIM
C U DOWN IN
ARIZONA BAY
SUM SAY COMET WILL FALL FRUM TEH SKY
FOLLOWD BY METEOR SHOWERS AN TIDAL WAVEZ
FOLLOWD BY FAULT LINEZ DAT CANT SIT STILL
FOLLOWD BY MILLIONS OV DUMB-FOUNDD DIPSHITS
SUM SAY TEH END IZ NEAR
SUM SAY WELL C ARMAGEDDON SOON
I CERTAINLY HOPE WE WILL
I SURE CUD USE VACAS
PopularPOPULAR: adj. Widely liked or appreciated; liked by acquaintances; sought after for company.
Popularity.
We all want it. Why? Because being popular means being liked. Everyone wants to be liked.
Sadly, however, not all of us are.
What do popular people have in common that makes them all so popular?
They all have:
A friendly way about them.
An eagerness to pitch in and help get the job done.
An interest in everything that goes on at work in life.
A look that's fresh and neat.
These aren't traits popular people were born with. They've cultivated the characteristics that make them so popular…
…and you can, too, by following the tips that I will give you, that were given to me.
Let's Begin By Determining Your Level Of Popularity, Or Lack Thereof:Let’s begin by determining your level of popularity, or lack thereof:
Ask yourself how others in your social sphere perceive you.
Do they know who you are? If so, how do they treat you?
Do they make rude remarks about you- behind your back, or to your face?
Do they ignore you?
Do others include you in their outings and activities, inviting you to social events or occasions?
Judging by the behavior of others around you, you should be able to tell whether you are liked, merely tolerated- or totally unpopular.
If you are merely tolerated or totally unpopular, it is time to take action.
What's The Secret Of Popularity? What Makes Some People So Likeable And Others Not Liked At All?What’s the secret of popularity? What makes some people so likeable and others not liked at all?
Popular people:
1. Always have a ready smile for everyone.
2. Show genuine interest in others and what they have to say.
3. Remember that a person’s name is the sweetest and most important sound to them! Popular people call others by their names, and do it often.
4. Are good listeners who encourage others to talk about themselves.
5. Make the person they are speaking to feel important- and do it sincerely. They always make the conversation about YOU, not about themselves!
Popular People...Popular people…
Never:
1. Show off their looks, talents, or possessions.
2. Allow others to get “fresh” with them.
3. Gossip or say spiteful things about others.
4. Tease or mock other people.
My Blogs...Most of my blogs will be for entertainment purposes only.
But periodically I will have a blog to enter that will be deep and meaningful. I figure why be to serious. That it what work and agrivated friends are for.
I wanted to creat a place where people could just have fun.
My page is to show the fun side of me, and see what people think. Hope you enjoy.
Any serious blogs will be marked that way. They will be in there own area.
Seether - TruthIF I GAEV U TEH TRUTH, WUD IT KEEP U ALIV?
THOUGH IM CLOSR 2 WRONG
IM NO FURTHR FRUM RITE
AN NAO IM CONVINCD ON TEH INSIDE DAT SOMETHINGS WRONG WIF ME
CONVINCD ON TEH INSIDE
URE SO MUTCH MOAR THAN ME, YA
NO THARS NOTHIN U SAY DAT CAN SALVAGE TEH LIE
BUT IM TRYIN 2 KEEP MAH INTENSHUNS DISGUISD
AN NAO IM DEPRIVD OV MAH CONSCIENCE AN SOMETHINGS GOT 2 GIV
DEPRIVD OV MAH CONSCIENCE
DIS ALL BELONGS 2 ME, YA
IM BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I BELONG 2 THEM
BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I HAS FAILD U
IM WEAKR NAO MAH FREND, I BELONG 2 THEM
BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I HAS FAILD U
TEH DECEPSHUN U SHOW IZ UR OWN PARASIET
JUS WERD OV ADVICE U CAN HED IF U LIEK
AN NAO IM CONVINCD ON TEH INSIDE DAT SOMETHINGS WRONG WIF ME
CONVINCD ON TEH INSIDE URE SO MUTCH MOAR THAN ME, YA
IM BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I BELONG 2 THEM
BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I HAS FAILD U
IM WEAKR NAO MAH FREND, I BELONG 2 THEM
BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I HAS FAILD U
IM BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I BELONG 2 THEM
BEATEN DOWN AGAIN, I HAS FAILD U
IM WEAKR
Ladies Need Fubucks?Hey all! If your in need of some FuBucks I`ll pay 10,000 for a topless salute(must include my name((Bowman)) and a sexy line :p i`ll pay 25,000 for full frontal. You know you want to! :)
Blesid Union Ov Souls:i BleevWALK BLINDLY 2 TEH LIGHT AN REACH OUT 4 HIS HAND
DOAN ASK ANY QUESHUNS AN DOAN TRY 2 UNDERSTAND
OPEN UP UR MIND AN DEN OPEN UP UR HART
AN U WILL C DAT U AN ME ARENT VRY FAR APART
CAUSE I BLEEV DAT LUV IZ TEH ANZWR
I BLEEV DAT LUV WILL FIND TEH WAI
VIOLENCE IZ SPREAD WORLDWIDE AN THARS FAMILIEZ ON-TEH STREET
AN WE SELL DRUGS 2 CHILDREN NAO OH Y CANT WE JUS C
DAT ALL WE DO IZ ELIMINATE R FUCHUR WIF TEH THINGS WE DO TODAI
MONEY IZ R INSENTIV NAO SO DAT MAKEZ IT K.
BUT I BLEEV DAT LUV IZ TEH ANZWR
I BLEEV DAT LUV WILL FIND TEH WAI
I BLEEV DAT LUV IZ TEH ANZWR
I BLEEV DAT LUV WILL FIND TEH WAI
*MUSICAL SOLO*
OOOOOOOOOO
*MOAR OV SOLO*
I HAS BEEN SEEIN LISA NAO 4 LIL OVAR YER
SHE SED SHEZ NEVR BEEN SO HAPPEH BUT LISA LIVEZ IN FEAR
DAT WAN DAI DADDYS GONNA FIND OUT SHEZ IN LUV
WIF NIGGR FRUM TEH STREETS
OH HOW HE WUD LOSE IT DEN BUT SHEZ STILL HER WIF ME
CAUSE SHE BELIEVEZ DAT LUV WILL C IT THRU
AN WAN DAI HELL UNDERSTAND
AN HELL C ME AS PERSON AN NOT JUS BLAC
Flat TummyA Flat Stomach
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him..
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'
BlindA thousand days have past
I have not touched your lips
The universe has shifted
I have not felt your warmth
Yet when I close my eyes
There you are
Swaying
Laughing
I move beyond my reality
Into your soul
I see in my minds eye
The world you hold
I feel a deep pain
That is not mine
A tear I shed for you
It makes me blind
Don't Lie To GrandmaYou Should Never Lie To
Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in
one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say Hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted.
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