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Own Me.
Alright so I'm in my first thing that's even close to a contest.. I figured why not, right? What do I have to lose.. nothing. So make a bid if you wanna own me for a month, the list on my pic is only what I could come up with at the time but there may be bonuses with that :P
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I've mentioned time and time before that i'm quiet and private. But a chattebox other times. That i'm boring and a homebody. What is so wrong with that???? I have moments where i shut down and keep to myself. I can be so quiet that you'd think i fell asleep, but i've always been like that. I'm so tired of explaining myself to people. I'm the easiest person to get. Why is it so hard to read me? I wear my emotions out on my sleeve. I'm an open book. I love smiling and laughing. I hate crying and being stressed out over why people do me wrong. I'm just living my life day to day. Working hard and coming home. That's all i do. I"m not a trouble maker or a busybody. If i change and become something i'm not, something i could never be,....will i get all the attention? If i became very sexual will i get all the guys i want? What is so wrong with being whom i am? I thought people liked real people.
Back To School
I may not be on here much here soon. With 2 kids, Christmas, Working, and goin back to school. I probly will be pretty busy. I will answer messages as soon as I can. Please don't delete me. I enjoy talking to you all.. Hugs.. Have a great day..
Tattoo Survey
Tattoo Survey If you have at least one tattoo, do the survey, if you don't then pass it on! 1. Have you ever cried during a tattoo?nope 2. When did you get your first tattoo? 6 or so its a family thing 3. What was your first tattoo? My cross 4.which tattoo is closest to your heart? my empty rose 5. Do you have a matching tattoo with someone? Nope 6. Do you have a tattoo that someone messed up on? nope 7. Do you have anyone's name tattooed on you? just inaitals ' 8. What was the most painful tattoo you received? none of them 9. Have you ever had a girl/boy friends name tattooed and had to cover it? nope 10. Do you plan on being heavily or moderately tattooed? One day i hope 11. Do you have a tattoo that you constantly have to explain? yep 12. Have you ever gotten an infection from a tattoo? Nope 13. What is the longest session you've ever sat straight? 8hrs for the one on my back 14. What is the biggest tattoo that
To My Special Friend
TO my special friend By Eric Ethan Yes you allowed coming closer and knowing me better Feel free to roam the great mind of mine Cause you are the first friend that ever told and like to do To get closer and get to know me better Honest you are the first to tell me that That’s why I was so happy to hear that When you wrote that I thank God everyday to get to know you As my special friend , So don’t be shy step over and feel welcome to know me closer and know me better as your special friend. Like Robin Williams did as he open head come on in and watch that first slippery step , cause it going to be fun. The end
My Son.
After 4 long weeks in the hospital, he has finally came home. Today he weighs 5lbs 1 oz and is growing like a weed. I am so happy to have him home.
Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? just about anything as long as its rough!!! :) What is something you have always wanted to try? hmm dunno ive pretty much tried it all What is something you have never done in bed before?i cant think of a damn thing lol What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime is good for me What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? his eyes and hands all over my body :)) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? A long time, I love kissing If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? sometimes excited sometimes i dont care either way Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? nope Have you ever faked an orgasm? Ummm haven't we all... lol What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? my tummy Do you have any sexual regrets? Not a single one If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? i dont know cuz how co
Shoe Shopping!
Yay I am going to the naughty store and getting me some fuck-me shoes. I don't know what I willw alk out with, probably end up spending half my pay if not more. Anyone else like a kid in a candy store in those places? I mean shit, I should buy stock in the fucker.
Im Back
i am finally moved, what a mess. Finally have my dsl on too...still unpacking stuff. where in heck does itall come from...i think it multiplys by its will be on more as i get things put away....
boy n bath with mom asks mom what that hairy thing down there mom says it my sponge. boy says o aunty has one to, i saw her wash daddys face off.
have you heard about the new medication doctors are giving to depressed lesbians? its called trymenagain
i miss you and wanna see you. but this dumb ass security guard wont let me in the zoo. can you escape?
A Little Note
Follow Rodney's Advise
I think Rodney's on to something.
Automobile Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! FORD First on Race Day First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot Many of you will have seen these before but I thought I'd send anyway. Anyone got more Please...... . __,_._,___
Good One
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible, "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincolns' clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Happy Anniversary 2
Apoplgies 2
Apoplgies 7
Be Mine 4
Best Friends
Blessings 2
Ugly Men
Ugly Men 5
Ugly Men 6
Please Read This Really Happen Tonight
I saved a life tonight A man past out in this senior home where me and my friend and wife where pasting gifts out tonight he just keeled over and laying there, he was not breathing so I got down and did cpr on him tonight with out hesitation I went to work on him, his wife was panic and my friend wife clamed her down as I give him cpr. And she was screaming I don’t want to lose my husband during the holidays they got married on the 25th of December my friend wife told me tonight after I got him revived back to normal, then the medics arrived and took him in, we took his wife over and stayed with them, but you should of seen us me in my Santa outfit my friend in his elves out fit and his wife in a ms Santa outfit. Rest of the night we spread cheer with gifts to give to people old and young cause some of them want make it home for Christmas but have that Christmas cheer, The kids where there that had som
Movie Review: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Plot: Harry Potter and crew train to battle the Dark Lord Voldemort as they try to get through their fifth year of school. Likes: Some great wizard battle scenes. (The battle between Voldemort and Prof. D. reminded me of the light saber battle between Yoda and Count Dooku.; The special effects of flight, magic and other creatures. Dislikes: So much of the novel was rewritten or just never made the final film that very little character development and minor story lines development is done. Rated PG-13 for fantasy violence and scary moments. Kids' Caution: There scenes of nightmares and attacked on minors that small kids may be frightened by. Out of four stars, I give this film 2 1/2 stars. The great wizard battle scenes helped, but it needed more of the book to be used in the film.
The longing in my soul can’t be easily quenched. The aching in my body can’t be quickly relieved. The suffering in my heart can’t be readily controlled. The questioning in my mind can’t be automatically silenced. Wanting to reach out and gather you to me. Needing to touch your body as well as your soul. Desiring to have you fill me completely with your essence. Demanding that you never let me go. Come to me in blissful anticipation of what can be. Accept me as I am with all of my intricacies. Nourish my mind as well as my soul. Love me because of who I am. I wonder if you notice me, see the true me. Do you know of my intense longings for you? Do you even care that I have these unyielding feelings? Do you know how much I have to offer and give to you? I think my quick glances in your direction are futile. I believe if you did care, I would surely know it. I hope in my heart that if this is to be, it will happen.
Christmas Kakie
Vodka Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup of water, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt, 1 cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, 4 large eggs, lots of nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups of dried fruit, Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, orn
Merry Christmas
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Things I Hate...
1. bills. 2. people who judge. 3. the way I acted in my past. 4. the fact that I will be alone next semester. 5. sometimes, me. 6. sometimes, everyone. 7. "friends" that don't really give a damn. 8. fubar. 9. calculus. 10. being alone.
Come Here And Rock With Us
hey yall come on and chill and rock out with us a t club adrenaline with dj night rider on air right now
Nfl Fans This Week From Sports Illustrated
The Four Agreements
agreement 1 Be impeccable with your word - Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love. agreement 2 Don’t take anything personally - Nothing others do is because of you. What others say and do is a projection of their own reality, their own dream. When you are immune to the opinions and actions of others, you won’t be the victim of needless suffering. agreement 3 Don’t make assumptions - Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. Communicate with others as clearly as you can to avoid misunderstandings, sadness and drama. With just this one agreement, you can completely transform your life. agreement 4 Always do your best - Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment,
The Dirt Department @ Work .......big Up K-banger
Th Treasure Chest
The Treasure Chest By Eric Ethan I give you this Golden Key for you to open this treasure chest It is full of happiness and smile when you look in When you open the chest you will notice there is pearl and jewels from all over the world But when you open this golden box that has your name on that same golden key will open that golden box. The box is open you will notice a golden heart It shines so bright and just right to enjoy the smiles and laughter and good feelings to make your night. So when you are down you always have that golden key to open that golden box enjoy the golden heart of friend that made you smile a lot to get you through the day with smiles and laughter with in your heart The End
When My Heart Felt Low
When my heart felt low By Eric Ethan When my felt low when I took a Christmas tree in This tree has been with me since 4 There were so many memories with that tree and the family gathering And we took care of through out the years this year Is going to be quiet this year just mom, dad and I treated as normal day I dream in my head when it comes time spending Christmas with family and friends in a big party What Christmas would be like if it is real My heart dropped when the Christmas tree left my tuck and ornaments left too, I hope somebody will have a good Christmas this year and may they be bright with delight Strange this year no Christmas cards and no Christmas present under the big bright Christmas tree The END
Simmer Is A Slut
and a skank ass tramp
An Irishman walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, you don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that
HEY I have a Christmas tree.... and no one puts anything under it... ?? *Tear* :(
Apologize- Timbaland Featuring Onerepublic
I’m holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I’m hearing what you say but I just can’t make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you’re sorry Didn’t think I’d turn around, and say… That it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I’d take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it’s nothing new - yeah yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it’s turning blue, and you say… “Sorry” like the angel heaven let me think was you But I’m afraid… It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late whoa….. Bridge (guitar/piano) It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I’m holding on your rope, got me ten feet off…
Santa Clause
SANTA CLAUS by Grandma I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus,"she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" she snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go wh
My Shout Box.... I Am Doing Nothing Wrong!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean?
How Scarey!!
Woman Misdiagnosed With HIV Gets $2.5M by The Associated Press Posted: December 13, 2007 - 11:00 am ET (Boston, Massachusetts) A jury has awarded $2.5 million in damages to a woman who received HIV treatments for almost nine years before discovering she never actually had the virus that causes AIDS. In her lawsuit against a doctor who treated her, Audrey Serrano said the powerful combination of drugs she took triggered a string of ailments, including depression, chronic fatigue, loss of weight and appetite and inflammation of the intestine. Serrano, 45, said she cried after hearing the verdict in Worcester Superior Court and was gratified that the jury believed her. "I'm going to finish my school and I am going to continue to help others," Serrano said in a telephone interview from her Fitchburg home. "I am going to find another doctor that will help me." Serrano's attorney, David Angueira, said Dr. Kwan Lai, who treated his client at the University of Massachusetts
Marine Corps Sniper
Marine Corps Sniper... A USMC sniper that was station in Iraq was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent! After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?" However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go." "Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?" "Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Hillary is a Bitch!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude." "Harriet, she's a prostitute." "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy s
The Christmas Angel
The Christmas Angel By Eric Ethan As I pass every Christmas tree I see angels on each tree glowing with all its might I walk by one tree it is full of angels dancing around the Christmas tree Hearing that famous Christmas carol O hark the herald angels sing as the choir sang loud and very well on tune As angels sing their hearts in heaven today on this Christmas day As bell ring on your Christmas tree today a angel has saved a life today A angel has protect that special person on Christmas day from harm and fright The End
Why Women Are So Crabby!!!!
We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't s
My Year Book
hey peps just wanted you too know that i made a nother page check me out or add me your fan,friend,family one luv jbird
Dead Embryonic Cells
Music Rocks!
I added some new music to my profile. Go check it out and let me know what you think! And while you're at it, leave me a pressie under my tree? Thanks in advance!!!
The Broken clock is a comfort It helps me sleep tonight Maybe it can stop tomorrow From stealing all my time And I am here still waiting Though I still have my doubts I am damaged at best Like you've already figured out I'm falling apart I'm barely breathing With a broken heart That's still beating In the pain There is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holding on (I'm holdin on)(I'm holdin on) I'm barely holding on to you The broken locks were a warning You got inside my head I tried my best to be guarded I'm an open book instead And I still see your reflection Inside of my eyes That are looking for purpose They're still looking for life I'm falling apart I'm barely breathing [Broken lyrics on] With a broken heart That's still beating In the pain (In the pain) Is there healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holding on (I'm still holdin on)(I'm holdin on) (I'm still holdin on) (I'm holdin on) I'm bar
To Funny
New Christmas Poem
For Him
“Sit on the bed for a minute while I get some things out of the drawer.” He did so as I walked over to the chest of drawers and retrieved the bundle I had put there earlier in anticipation of “his night’. He sat up on the bed and looked most interested as I laid everything out, one item at a time. First thing was a bottle of body lotion, the closest thing I had to massage oil, next was a small towel, then the remainder of my cat outfit material cut into strips and finally the pouch of brushes from my make-up kit. “Right then, lets get this show on the road. First of all, I am going to give you a massage so I am going to undress you first. I am going to do all of this on my own, don’t help unless I ask for it, OK?” “Yes miss!” he laughed, “Whatever you say.” I stood at the side of the bed and undid the zip on my grey dress and let it slide to the floor to reveal the black stockings and suspenders I preferred to wear on special occasions. Other than a sharp intake of breath, Danny
Made For Drkreflections
The Onion And The Christmas Tree
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his 'willie' is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??' 'Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'
I'm A Lier
Jim Morrison
Today On World Rock Radio
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16 Dec 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, December 16: Make nice with your siblings, as they're well on their way to finding something out about you that you don't want anyone to know. When the truth comes out, and the fireworks start, a car crash will be easier to watch.
Bread For All...
Bread for all… The plausibility of the beginning, grasped for turmoil and mayhem. Bombarded by profane melancholy for the dismissal of tranquility. Instinctively buoyant and mesmerized by the unknown. Attributes of being invisible, immersed in my blood. Abandoned and quenched from self-loathing. Rejoicing only to deaf ears and closed eyes. Transcendent to the cultivated culture. Invincible to anguish and dignity. Subversive to the human race. Nimbly sure of the civility. To mourn the infused. Grieve mockeries. Witless... By Me
20 Ways To Make A Man's Christmas At Its Best!!!!!
20 ways to make a man's Christmas at its best! 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio- la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingere. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice
It's Alright, Ma (i'm Only Bleeding)
Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moon To understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything
Calling All Friends Plz Help
this is where i am and i need all the help i can get so please help me out here today n tonight because it ends tonight and WE have'nt made it to the end yet............ I would be so thankful IF u decide to help me out here and get this done!! I will post this on BOTH my account bearly 700 ppl but again I'm asking ya as a friend. thank you ALL so very much. Click the link and bombs away I REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! posting then meet you there I HOPE. Hippie FREE MORPH OF UR CHOSE WITH 300 COMMENTS)
Kitty Kitty
I havent seen my cat for 3 days. We looked everywhere for him. He's 17 years old :( i went christmas shopping today with my cousin and when i came home my dad had this huge smile! Smokey came home! My mom found him in the neighbors shed! My baby's home :) [Miss]AngieAsphyxia
The Lotus Touts
Mental Feng Shui This is is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Touts: Yo u have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully . TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you sa
This Is Scarey!!
This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up yo ur own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
ok all !! have fun on this site .. not my style
Until We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."
Notes From Cousin Steve's Book Report - Fascinating
Greenspan, Alan, The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World, Penguin, NY, 2007. 17 People have an inbred need to interact with other people. It is essential if we are to receive their approval, which we all seek. The true hermit is a rare aberration. What contributes to self-esteem depends on the broad range of learned or consciously chosen values that people believe, correctly or mistakenly, enhance their lives. We cannot function without some set of values to guide the multitude of choices we make every day. The need for values is inbred. Their content is not. That need is driven by an innate moral sense in all of us, the basis upon which a majority have sought the guidance of the numerous religions that humans have embraced over the millennia. Part of that innate moral code is a sense of what is just and proper. We all have different views of what is just, but none can avoid the built-in necessity of making such judgments. This built-in necessity is the basis
We all hold on to the last remainder of life even when we are already dead struggling to live up to the lies we hold so dear reality finds us as we're hiding in the darkness of our twisted minds we lose sight of all of the beauty that hides in that horrid darkness traces of our lost happiness scamper about invisible to these dying eyes not realizing our great impact on the world we are the ones teeming with the astonishing words we write souls finding the darkness in the light missing the light that is withheld in the darkness artistic in nature leading others along our path helping them and hurting them with our words the words some hold so deeply reciting in their minds we are the ones that know the unmistakable truth of our realm open to all aspects of question answering forbidden thoughts as we wander through this life with our dead eyes we fail to realize that we are the ones that have found the truth behind the lies
Shaken Baby Syndrom
Read this, Please don't cry! Have a heart ... Body: Image and video hosting by TinyPic 89ikff4.jpg picture by ShalimarsCabin 6o3m8gm.jpg picture by ShalimarsCabin December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do. At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support. In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward.. Jessica had a message that i want every one to know.. This is what jessica said: IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET I LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MY BABY GIRL.... SHE DI
Bar Tab
This is the second time my bar tab has disappeared, so if anyone has viewed, rated, fanned or whatever over the last couple of days, I'm not ignoring you. I just don't know you did, and I'm too damned lazy to go looking at everything to see if anyone's been there. I'll get back to you when they get it fixed.
The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you
The Rose
Beauty in many ways, Kindly many days. A representation of love, That is sent from above. Shimmering red rays, Sparkling raindrops laze, Showering feelings of love, Broken off with a gentle shove. Alone on the ground, In the dirt and drowned. Will its beauty ever shine? Will there be more smiles of mine? Its return is bound, Again love is found. Ever-growing like a vine Attracting glow in its time.
Portrait Of A Friend"
Portrait of a Friend" I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry w
Country Music Song Of The Year
Hurray for Rodney Carrington...and hurray for Bare Chested Women...
Only One.. Song Lyrics
Broken this fragile thing now And I can't, I can't pick up the pieces And I've thrown my words all around But I can't, I can't give you a reason I feel so broken up (so broken up) And I give up (I give up) I just want to tell you so you know Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you You are my only one I let go, there's just no one that gets me like you do You are my only, my only one Made my mistakes, let you down And I can't, I can't hold on for too long Ran my whole life in the ground And I can't, I can't get up when you're gone And something's breaking up (breaking up) I feel like giving up (like giving up) I won't walk out until you know Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you You are my only one I let go, there's just no one who gets me like you do You are my only my only one Here I go so dishonestly Leave a note for you my only one And I know you can see right through me So let me go and you will find someone Here
Billy Joel - Keeping The Faith
If it seems like I've been lost In let's remember If you think I'm feeling older And missing my younger days Oh, then you should have known Me much better 'Cause my past is somethin that never Got in my way Oh no Still I would not be here now If i never had the hunger And I'm not ashamed to say The wild boys were my friends Oh 'Cause I never felt the desire 'Till their music set me on fire And then I was saved, yeah That's why I'm keeping the faith Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Keeping the faith We wore old matador boots Only Flagg Brothers had them with a Cuban heel Iridescent socks with the same color shirt And a tight pair of chinos Oh I put on my shark skin jacket You know the kind with the velvet collar And ditty-bop shades Oh yeah I took a fresh pack of Luckies And a mint called Sen-Sen My old man's Trojans And his Old Spice aftershave Oh Combed my hair in a pompadour Like the rest of the Romeos wore A permanent wave Yeah We were keeping the f
OU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back t
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Dolphins Stun Ravens, End Winless Season
Dolphins stun Ravens, end winless season By STEVEN WINE, AP Sports Writer Sun Dec 16, 5:39 PM ET MIAMI - The Miami Dolphins finally won one, thanks to a break and a big play in overtime. After Baltimore's Matt Stover missed a 44-yard field goal in the extra period, Miami's Greg Camarillo turned a short completion into a 64-yard touchdown, and the Dolphins beat the Baltimore Ravens 22-16 Sunday. With the 1972 perfect-season Dolphins cheering them on, the woebegone 2007 team rallied from a 10-point third-quarter deficit and snapped a 16-game losing streak. Camarillo broke over the middle on third down and had two steps on the secondary when he caught a pass from Cleo Lemon near midfield. Finding himself in the clear, Camarillo sprinted to the end zone for his first NFL touchdown. "It was like watching one of those plays in slow motion, and it's the Super Bowl and the miraculous catch and all those things," Dolphins defensive tackle Vonnie Holliday said. "It w
If You Think That I Am A Fool...
LMAO!!!!! Two can play... two can play, and I play for keeps!
Sry Guys
sry i havent been online much in like the last 3 months first all yalls that know me know that me and my bf broke up and sec he took my manes and i made this one lol third lost cable but got that back and if yalls had my number its been changed so get me when i am online to get that forth lost power hopefully should have that on on friday enough for now more later star dust is outie
I'm Throwing A Party!
December 28th, 2007 I'm throwing a kick a@# party, bring your own alcohol, and whatever else, send me a message to get directions, please forward this to all of your friends. Party starts at 7-8pm. There is a fire pit in the back yard, and a loud stereo system with plenty of music, hip hop, techno, and lots of rock. My property is gated so there is not really any worry about cops, they can't come through unless they have a search warrant. :D Come on and have fun!!!
December 29th Cody Wy! Battle Of The Bands!
Ok Snowed In just booked ourselves for a battle of the bands on the 29th in Cody. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, I'm freakin out!!!! I have never EVER performed live and since I've only been really playing(instead of just toying with the idea) for four months and this is a competition, I'm really hoping I don't screw it up for us. The first prize is 500 bucks which will go towards wireless setups for our guitars and mics which we really, REALLY need right now. At the same time I'm not really worried about winning, I just want to put on a good show. It's weird, I'm terrified and at the same time pumped as hell about it. And I don't get scared. I've looked death in the eye three times in my life and never blinked. This must be what it's like to feel alive! It is truly the best feeling I've ever felt. Better than any drug I've ever taken! I finally after 11 years of being clean I have found my calling. I realized that I've just been stagnate and drifting along til now. This is m
Today's Quote Every gift, though it be small, is in reality great if given with affection. -Pindar
Five Finger Death Punch - The Bleeding (new Music)
[V1:] I remember when all the games began Remember every little lie and every last goodbye Promises you broke, words you choked on and I never walked away, it's still a mystery to me [Pre-Chorus:] Well I'm so empty I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well you're so unclean I'm better off without you and you're better off without me [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings; it's over [V2:] Paint the mirrors black to forget you I still picture your face and the way you used to taste Roses in a glass, dead and wilted To you this all was nothing Everything to you is nothing [Pre-Chorus:] Well you're so filthy I'm better off without you and you're better off without me Well I'm so ugly You're better off without me and I'm better off alone [Chorus:] The lying, the bleeding, the screaming Was tearing me apart The hatred, the beatings; it's over As wicked as you are, you'
Senate Finally (and Predictably) Caves On Military Spending
The Senate voted Tuesday to provide $70 billion for U.S. military efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan, handing a victory to President Bush and his GOP allies on Capitol Hill. Fucking chickenshit PUSSIES! I wonder if I can obtain Swiss citizenship? read the article here
Breaking A Submissive
BREAKING A SUBMISSIVE Breaking is a term often heard within the BDSM community. The interpretation of what breaking means varies. In this area it is most often aligned with the 'breaking' of a horse or animal. Based on this interpretation the 'spirit' of the individual is being 'broken'. Some people like to consider it that point where the 'will' gives way to a superior force. The actual breaking of an individual's spirit is the last thing that a competent, healthy Dominant or submissive wishes to occur. The breaking of a 'spirit' removes the positive mental health of the individual. This would be similar to involuntary imprisonment such as during a war in a POW camp. It represents a desire to 'break down' the fundamental building blocks of the individuals psyche until they can no longer defend themselves from external invasion. The vanquishment of hope, self-respect and motivation to continue. Sometimes a submissive believes that they need to be 'forced', 'conquered', or 'overco
Romancing The Domme - Part 1
ROMANCING THE DOMME - PART I DH Lawrence said, "And what's romance? Usually, a nice little tale where you have everything As You Like It, where rain never wets your jacket and gnats never bite your nose and it's always daisy-time. " Not only is romance often viewed through the eyes of flowery literature, we've also been socialized to believe that it can be purchased. Valentine's Day, Anniversaries, Birthdays... all "special" days designated for the presentation of a romantic gesture. Advertisers spend untold amounts assuring us that we can guarantee that our loved one feel special - for the bargain price of $99.99 (you fill in the actual number). So what of romance? Is it simply a nice little myth or a commercialized venture? I don't believe so, I think (as with many things in life) we just need to readjust the labels in our minds just a bit. Tweak things, so to speak. I enjoy the "special days" as much as anyone, but I've come to realize that the most special day- the mo
From Caranddriver Forums
GoCougs - LOL - why did you two even bother viewing the thread? I get the strong vibe that neither a mortgage nor home ownership is a reality for either of you. James Young - My mortgage was paid off long ago. That means that I can use my money for organizations that just piss you off. * Now that was classic!
3rd World Circus Festival Moscow 2007
Veniamin’s Human Slinky, 3rd World Circus Festival Moscow 2007
Nfl Fans Week 15
: © Veniamin's Human Slinky Real Talent (not Singer) Xxx On America's Got Talent Premiere 2007
© Veniamin's Human Slinky real talent (not singer) XXX on America's Got Talent Premiere 2007
I Am Alive!!!
Well, I have not posted anything on here in quite some time...I have had a lot going on and not much time to even breathe!! For those of you that know me personally, thank you for all of your phone calls and concern for what has been going on....I appreciate it even if I haven't had the time to say it. Hope that everyone is doing well and have a very Merry Christmas!
Helping The Needy
Even when you are having a really bad day, ...someone will still screw you.
Just A Lil Stuff
Well Christmas is no longer creeping up on me.. its coming too fast lol. Hopefully tonight I will get the last of my shopping done. I am pretty much done with David's stuff.. mostly need things for my nephews. It will be nice to have David for Christmas again. Last year was the first in a long time we split the day. Usually she says she doesn't want him. I asked my family to skip my presents and put whatever they would spend for me towards David. He wanted an xbox 360 and i just couldn't afford it right now. So I got him a few games and asmall digital camera. More than I can afford, but its Christmas. Work has been busy. Wrapped up 2 sites this week and did some minor work on another. I have more waiting for me in the morning. If we stay this busy the money troubles will work out. I need some Christmas cookies!!!!! That's it for now.. nothing much to say. I just felt like making a lil blog lol.
He Passed Away Yesturday
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a sever yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozen of the celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many more. The graveside was pile high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who “ never knew how much he was kneaded.” Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his late life was filled with mane turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart. Doughboy is survived
Ghost Of Christmas Past
"What do you want for Christmas?" The child on Santa's lap began a recitation of toys and gadgets that television had persuaded him were cool to have. Jenna Ritter stood at a distance. The scene did not delight or amuse her. What did she want for Christmas? Charles Ritter of course. Charles in the flesh, by her side, as he had been a week ago. Charles had died on December 10th. It was a senseless accident. He'd gone to the grocery and been hit by a drunk driver. Jenna had not wanted to believe the officer who knocked at their door that afternoon. But there was no sick joke; Charles was dead; his wife of ten years was suddenly, utterly alone. She looked down at the shopping bags in her hands. They were full of gifts she had bought for him. It had seemed oddly sensical to return them. She looked at the happy child. She looked at the bags of gifts. Nothing made any sense any more. She turned and left the mall, bumping into other shoppers as she blazed toward the exit. Nothi
Repeat Process
Repeat Process This was the time, the only time I thought that it would all work out. Make a believer of myself without a doubt. I made a pact. I swore and swore and swore again. But here I stand. Rage unbridled. Not what I used to be. Pain so vital, it's necessary. My dear I'm so sorry. I can't control myself. It's real, no story. I am broken again. Through the times that I kept myself in control. Oh! I felt free, free from all the fear that was controlling me. It was only just a whisper form my breath. It has returned and so I wait for the... Rage unbridled. Not what I used to be. Pain so vital, it's necessary. My dear I'm so sorry. I can't control myself. It's real, no story. I am broken again. My only love I throw away. Turned into coal now as she lays. I dig this hole. I've lost my way. Rage unbridled. Not what I used to be. Pain so vital, it's necessary. My dear I'm so sorry. I can't control myself. It's real, no story. I am broken again.
Breaking News On The Kenny Channel
Well I just finished my Fall 2007 semester at Jefferson College, now I am just waiting for my grades to be posted. I am pretty confident that I passed most of my classes but I just have to see the grade to have some kind of closure lol Guess it has something to do with living in the show me state..seeing is believing!! I took Photoshop, Visual basics 2005, Art Appreciation, and Microcomp ( which is Microsoft Office pretty much). I loved each class for each was challenging in some way or another. I 've learn many things about myself as well as the subjects. I am going to try to post some of those things that I have done in this blog here within the next couple weeks or so since I am on break. The last few weeks have been very hectic for me, between final exams and getting ready for Christmas I have been on the go non stop. Sure it's stressful but some small part of me loved it. So as of today I have a few more presents to wrap and then I can sit on my fat ass until Christmas !! Yay!!
Composure & Two Nights Of Hell
The last two nights at work have tested my composure.First off,I had to train a newbie.The newbie is in a culinary program at the community college but I get the feeling that the program doesn't do much besides giving the basics in order to get you in the door of a good restaurant or hotel. The chefs tend to throw new hires into fire to see if they have the instinct or mentality for the job.The bad thing about this is that it puts pressure on me especially when it's busy.I have to keep up the orders coming in and tell the newbie how to do things. Last night,I wanted to climb through the window and choke the expediter because his drill sargent tactics were not FUCKIN' helping . I understand what he was trying to do but DAMN. The newbie kept her cool despite the circumstances but the jury is still out on her and it will be for a while.Students from that culinary program have yet to perform well in this particular hotel.As a matter of fact,one of them was blamed for setting off
Not Another Online Blog
Hello to all my readers and Happy Holidays. Oops Did I say something politically incorrect and if so well sue me. Literally! Seems like yesterday I was fretting about another dreaded Holiday season and oh wait here I am again one year later stressing over the same shit again. My Oakland Raiders missing the playoffs again, being single, Hating the New England Patriots and saying the same but meaningful contents over and over again but its begining to catch on because im not the only one who feels like I do and what I mean by this is I feel that Most people have traditionally lost the true concept of Christmas and other social and religious Holiday. Have we forgotten that theirs homeless Men, Women and Children that dont get much or dont get anything at all for a gift. Not even a smile. Just more dread and the thought of being without a home for another year. Sure their are programs installed for our lost souls but seriously folks The Holiday season is not about wondering if your going t
Am I Crazy?
It's just one of those days, I'm never going home, I walk among the ghost's, this is the final straw, I'll take U by th' throat, and shake U like a doll, just feed my starving heart.....
72 Virgins
Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader. As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Which Would U Choose
Far Better is it to dare mighty things,to win glorious triumphs ,even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
Nothing To Me
Searching and searching just to find yourself, Every time I see you, now you're someone else. Build your image to mask the hollow insides. Build your image, is there substance inside. Never have, never will, all that shit means nothing to me. I see through the fashion parade, it's so fucking fake. Never, it means nothing to me. Look inside your heart, that's who you fucking are. Sometimes it's all you are. Build your image, to mask your hollow insides, Build your image because some things you just can't hide.
Dear Santa, I Can Explain...
NOTE: I did not like this one as much ut sharing it anyway! RayvenRed Lucy waited in line to speak to Santa. Her weight shifted nervously from one black stiletto heel to the other as she fidgeted with the bow in her curly blond hair. Most of the women in line had a child with them, but that didn't bother Lucy. Lucy looked up and down the line. Actually, all of the women had a child with them. Oh well, she needed to talk to the real Santa and that's what the advertisement had said, "Real Live Santa at Macy's Department Store, Saturday!!!" So here she was. As soon as this kid was done it was her turn. "Excuse me ma'am," Santa's elf said to Lucy. "You're going to have to go to the end of the line if your son or daughter isn't here. We need to keep the line moving so every child gets a chance to speak to Santa." "I don't have any children," Lucy replied, her eyes widening in surprise then narrowing. "Shouldn't you already know that? Oh well, I suppose only Santa knows all th
Who Were The Celts?
Well, the Celts were member of the Indo-European people, who probably originated from Central Europe, during the late second millennium BC (late Bronze Age). Traces of their earliest existences can be found in Austria, Germany and France. They established Late Bronze/Iron Age culture called Hallstatt culture, in Austria during the 9th or 8th century BC. When the Iron Age Hallstatt began to displace the Bronze Age Hallstatt, a rich, flourishing trade existed between the Greeks and the Celtic tribes living in the region of Bavaria to Bohemia. The Greeks called them Keltoi; the name has its root probably in the 5th century BC. While the Romans called them Galli, which is "Gauls". A new Iron Age culture emerged during the 6th century BC, called La Tène around the Rhine River. La Tène introduced the distinctive style, which the Celtic arts were famous for. Swords and spear were founded buried with their warriors. The Celtic society had become more warlike. Since 600 BC, a Greek col
Happy 13.
Today is my oldest daughter's 13th birthday. She has decided to spend it at a friend's house. My wife got her a manicure a few weeks ago. Her friends are throwing her party later today. It will be interesting having a teenager in the house. Over the next five years, she will learn to drive, finish school, start college and get registered to vote. I know her childhood was hard with all that she has been through. So my birthday wish for her is that her teenage years are easier and full of new opporunities.
Garrett Is In A Race To 15,000 N Needs Out Help
love tess
My heart was broken today. Have you ever loved someone enough to let them go because if they return to you it was meant to be. I desire the deepest love a man can give. I want him to by passed his heart and love me from his soul. I want him to be my everything. I want him and I to be able to commit to each other full. Everything I have and everything I inspire to be I want to share with someone special. I want him to be the center of my world. I have so much love to give. Love is the center of my world rather I am with someone or not. But, it's always nice to have someone to share that love with. I have been in love before and it is the greastest feeling in the world. It's not the sex factor. It's the companionship that you miss the most. Simple things like them asking "How was your day"? Just having them home to talk to about anything and everything. Love is so important to me.
ever care about someone so much you cant imagin life without them yet theres something you need to tell them that could make it that you lose that person forever or make your life a happyer one?do you tell them and risk loseing them or keep it a sercert and keep them just the way they are and never know if the pain and torment your going thru could have been avoided?and what do you do if even tho you havent told them but only hinted to it and you think your already loseing them? and what if telling them hurts them or makes them sad even tho its not a realy bad thing even tho it may be a bad thing to them? how in hell do you controll how you feel and make feelings go away so everyone is happyer?or do you just say oops i dont feel that way and bury it deep down inside so your the only one that knows and no one sees you cry and no one ever sees your heart breaking? do you risk it all or hide everything and be miserable so that everyone eles can continue on happy and unknowing?
Ok so Im on the .......???????? Ok we wont comment on the number of relationships Ive been in, Breakup. This one was just like the others. What the fuck is so stereotypical about you guys. Almost all the guys I have been in a relationship with have been control freaks and this last one threw me for a loop when I found out that he was a nutcase. I'm sorry byt being locked up in the Psych ward a couple times in even a lifetime is a little unnerving. Especially when I find out a couple of months after we have been together and I realize that all the sudden my BF is a moron and a mental case too. What do they do in high school to you guys did some of you miss the class on how to hit a woman(been there done that) but made sure to make the class on how to take control of a womans life. Sorry for all the man bashing but Ive come to the conclusion that I am just in it for the sex. Fuck the relationship and finding you "true Love" because Walt Disney should roll over in his Farging grav
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"heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die"
Oh, something tells me I'm never gone live this one down But I'll try I'm gonna need a quick hand, A sharp eye, a smooth talker Just to play this one out to the very end. And this is where you come in I know, that I could count on you to walk me through And I'm making sure that anyone whos anyone Can be the someone that they've always wanted to. If I couldn't get away with anything Then how in the hell did I get here Say something. Say something. Say anything. You were never the one to have something to say. Say something. say something. say anything. I've seen the best and worst of you But we're sticking through Cause the without all of the ups and downs We've been through You know that its true That I could get really sick and tired of you. Oh, something tells me I'm never gonna live this one down But I'm down and out Cause if the tensions light as a feather Then I'd be bored stiff We gotta mix things up a bit to keep up my interest Sad enough to
Finally have a stretch of time off from work...feels great....anyone else off for the holidays? if so, let me know, we'll hang out! D
Dj Earth Rockin The House
Merry Christmas !!!!!
Cruel Mistress
Watching The Heavens Above Gazing Upon The Glistening Stars Wishing To Be As Free As A Dove Hoping To Have Them Fade, These Scars Watching You Stare Gazing Into Your Eyes Your Pain I Wish I Could Bare Hoping What You've Said Are'nt Lies I Want You, Like A Juggalo Wants Faygo I Need To Be With You, Like A Haunted Ghost Needs A Story Remembering You All Those Years Ago But That's Then, This Is Now, This Is Our Story Looking Upon Your Skin, All The Scars You Bare The Meer Though Of Losing You, It Scares Me I Want To Be Your Addiction As You Are Mine But Any More, It's All Your Descision With You, I Am Fine I Want To Get Lost In Your Love I Want To Run Away With You With Out You, I'm Like A Cold Hand With No Glove With Out You, I Feel Like There's A Void In My Very Soul Shall You Become One Of My Regrets Or Shall You Become My Proudest Moment Am I Your Every Thing? Or Am I Your Nothing? Your Play Thing? A Puppet, Tied To Your Fingers Are
Sitting All Alone, Contimplating In The Dark, No Emotions To Be Shown, Walking With My Self In The Empty Park, Walking Around Like A Ghost, Incoherent Thoughts Creep Through My Mind, I'm Just "That Man" To Most, If You're Looking For Me, I'm Not Too Hard To Find, Looking For A Place, To Rest My Troubled Thought, Trying To Find That Familiar Face, Walking Alone With This Pack Of Smokes I Copped, Troublesome and Rampant Thoughts Run Through My Head, Carefully I Sit There On A Empty Swing, Thinking To My Self That I Should Be At Home In Bed, Wondering What The Next Day Will Bring, Denied The Existence I So Crave, With Held From So Much, Feeling Only What A Masochistic Fool Would Crave, Just Wanting That One's Touch ... Like Avril Lavigne Said "It's A Damn Cold Night" ...
Self Inflicted
Creeping Shadow - UnForseen Forces - Forces Working From Below - Paranoia Working Against You - Hearing The Heavy Subtle Breathing - Always Letting Me Know It's There - Always Looking, But Never Seeing - Truly SomeThing Must Be There - The Wind Flowing With Words With It - Whispers So Soft - Only For A Second Hearing It - Quickly Looking Behind, Only To See The Shadows - Paranoia's Getting Ahold Of You - Cant Even Trust Your Brothers or Sisters - Every One's Out To Get You - Is It You or Them that Play The Part Of The Fool - A Glimpse Of the Light That You Once Walked With - You Look At It With Such Want - Are You Going To Be Like The Sith - Or The One's That Walk In The Light - Turn Into The Shadow You Once Ran From - Or Stand and Slay The Shadow - Live Alone and Safe From - or Live Love and Respect - Turn Your Back On Those That Care About You - Or Take Their Hand - Stand Strong Or Weak, A Warrior Or The Fool - Go With The Flow or Accuse - It
Updated Christmas Stash
YO, just added some christmas stuff 2 my stash ..... CHECK IT OUT & enjoy
Well, it's that time of year again folks, so here we go MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS to all my friends, i love you all
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Tools Of The Trade
Everyone loves toys and Witches are no exception. We have a wide variety of tools we use to aid us in our workings. None of these are mandatory. You do not need tools to be Wiccan or to perform Witchcraft. Tools have no energy, save the power we give them. You will need to decide for yourself what you want to work with. Before using any tool, especial if it is old, it needs to be cleansed and consecrated. See our Rituals section for tips on blessing tools. And remember, never touch another Witch's tools without express consent. Altar - Usually wooden, it is a shelf, table, etc. that faces North or East and holds your tools. It should be big enough to allow you room to work. What you keep on it and how it is arranged is up to you, though specific traditions or covens may have a specific display. Athame - The Athame is a double-edged blade with a dark handle that is used to direct and raise energy. It does not cut anything on the physical plane. It is the tool associated with South
Urban Witches
A lot of talk about Wicca involves communing with Nature. So where does that leave us apartment dwellers of the concrete jungle who are hard pressed to find greenery at all, let alone a forest or babbling broke? Don't doubt that nature is still there, all around us. It might not be in rich forests or rolling hills, but it is there, in concrete and steel and glass. Nature's energy is anything created. These are all forms of nature, of earth, simply in a different form. Why is honey, made from substances on this planet natural, while glass, also made from substances on the same planet not natural? The city is the new primordial forest. Don't feel you have to move to connect with natural forces. Finding them wherever you are may be the stronger lesson for you. (Christopher Penczak). Cities have their own natural energy and magick. Urban energy is usually stronger than in most rural places as it is confined to a smaller space with more people packed in. Anyone who has every visite
Spirits And Totems Of The City
Cities will offer you a totem or spirit guide if you pay attention. Meditate or take a walk through the cities with your third eye open. What do you see? Urban totems tend to be a little different that country totems. The animals that most cross our paths tend to be birds, cats, dogs, squirrels, chipmunks, rodents, spiders and other insects. Each one has a lesson to offer us if we just pay attention. Get to know your city's spirits. Take a walk in the heart of the city and introduce yourself to it. Make the city and its spirits your friends. Some urban Witches believe in the mechanical spirits, those that dwell in the subways, cars, streetlights, etc. Have you ever been soothed by the hum of a streetlight, a silent sentinel of the city, while walking on a summer night? And speaking of humming, the great spirit of electricity is alive and flowing strong in the city. It is a strong spirit waiting to be tapped into. Spirits are all around you in the city, all you have to do is lo
Urban Altars And Tools
Sometimes urban Witches have to do things a little differently, be it because of space, roommates, lease restrictions, etc. Setting up an altar is one of those instances. Many books suggest what an altar should contain and how it should look. But an altar can truly be what you want it to be. Some crafty Witches have used their fireplace mantle or even the top of their television, and why not, it is the central focus of the room. If you can't burn candles, use a string of lights. Instead of incense, use air fresheners. Don't want to be obvious about the chalice, use a shot glass, regular drinking cup, or even a paper or plastic cup. Pocket knifes, nail file or even scissors or letter openers can be athames. A snow globe could represent water. A retractable pointer, as used in business can serve as a wand. Need a cauldron, grab a pan. No Witch really needs an extensive herb collection. The basics that you have in your spice rack will suffice. Don't have a mortar and pestle? A bl
Christmas With My Wife's Family
Yesterday afternoon and evening my family went to my wife's uncle's home. There was her dad, step-mom and many cousins. We had ham, rolls, two types of fruit salad, potato salad, pea salad, dip & crackers, green bean salad, macaroni salad and pie. There were gifts for all the kids. My wife got some candy and a candle. While there were no out-right fights or arguments, there was somewhat of a chill in the air. (And I don't mean the cold weather.) First, my wife has this cousin who is somewhat successful in the construction business. He comes to family events but he tends to keep his wife and kids away from the others. I thought it this is odd. Second, my wife kept getting comments all night about our oldest daughter's (M.) lip rings. Relatives were saying "Why did you let her do it?" and "Why haven't you taken them out?" She would reply that M. did it on her own, and that she can't be watched 24/7/365. My wife got upset later about everyone mentioning it. (I think h
Manic Muse By Veronica Ann Cech
My muse is dead, just up and died. Never left a note, never said goodbye. I cajole her and beg her and still she sleeps. My creative flair, a prisoner she keeps. I bang my head, and bite my nails. And still no creative tales. So at long last I give up the fight, Turn off the PC, and say goodnight. And just as my body drifts off to sleep, I hear this annoying little "peep" I tell her . . . "No, go away . . . I called and called for you all day! " But the "peeps" persist and grow louder still Until from my slumber I am drawn against my will. So here I sit in the middle of the night, Gleaning a strange comfort from the monitor's light. And wait and wait for my muse to speak, But all I get is that annoying "peep!" You might find me one early morn , passed on , gone to my Lord, And all because my muse was bored!
Loneliness Is
Loneliness is ….. The empty feeling that comes from within Loneliness is …… The longing to share your thoughts and feelings with someone who’ll listen Loneliness is …… Reaching out for open arms to find none there Loneliness is ….. Standing in a crowed room but feeling alone Loneliness is …... Picking up the phone but having no one to call Loneliness is …... Knowing there is no one thinking of you Depression is ….. Feeling alone Depression is ….. Knowing this will never change Depression is ….. Knowing your best isn’t good enough Depression is ….. Knowing nothing you do matters Depression is ….. Realizing your best days have gone Depression is ….. Looking forward to the end Depression is ….. Knowing no one really cares that you are looking forward to the end
A Woman In Perilþ
A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" Insulted, she shrieked, "No!" So, he dropped her. As she passed the 10th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the sixth floor. "I suck! I screw!, I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. The man looked at her in disgust and said "Slut!"; then dropped her.
Death In Family
The day after christmas was a very depressing day . I had to wake up with a phone call of the passing of my grandmother. Not very easy to do after christmas was so good. So dont take life for granted.
I'm sitting here contemplating on past events. Things that were done and said , somethings disagreeble ,somethings said in haste and even somethings said while the mind is fueled by chaos and alcohol. I 'm sure we have all done this from time to time. Was the words true? , at the time I'm sure it was. I'm sure that things that I have said in my past were just as true as to the time and situation that I was going through. Maybe the message could have been not as harsh , but again , things said in the middle of a chaotic situation. Do I regret it. Not really.Can't take back what was said or done and there is no point in dwelling on it. Now is the time that I put my past in a box , lick my wounds and slap on a Band-Aid
Week 36
- Oh golly, gee willakers! Donna, Jason and company are having a tough time with the swarm of evil insect dudes crawling all over them with their insidious electric powers. Good thing Bob the Monitor has a plan. Oh wait…no he doesn’t! Yup, it looks like they’re pretty mush screwed. - You know what really sucks? When a psychopathic, plant-controlling femme fatale wraps you up in some itchy vines and tries to coerce you to explain yourself through use of her pheromone-enhanced powers. Good thing for Trickster, Piper isn’t affected by Ivy’s wily charms (she’s got the wrong tackle to catch that fish, as it were). Better thing for Piper that Trickster comes up with a plan on the fly—namely leading Ivy to believe that they’re in league with whatever shadowy partner she’s been waiting on in the greenhouse. - Apparently, Mary Marvel is like Travolta in “Phenomenon.” She already knows how to read dozens of hidden magical languages and has a pretty high aptitude for spell-making. Unfortuna
Week 30
- Buddy Blank has led Karate Kid and Una to a linkup with the satellite we all thought was destroyed—Brother Eye! And while the giant evil eye confirmed that the OMAC virus caused the Kid’s sickness, more info wasn’t forthcoming as Brother Eye started talking about the Great Disaster. - Isn’t it always the way these things go? You try to hold an all-costume wedding at your former Rhode Island secret base in a cave, and a bunch of supervillains show up to ruin the party. If only someone would have warned you in advance about an impending attack! Regardless, Piper and Trickster get mixed up in the all-out superhero/supervillain throwdown, barely dodging a bomb sent by the Joker before stealing a car outside the former base of the Justice League. The only problem? There was another supervillain in that car already who seems to want control of the situation. Yeah, it’s not really their week. - After his mega-bloated self snaps the straps holding him to the Cadmus examination table, J
Week 29
- Peril! It looks as though Donna, Bob and the gang have landed on a new Earth (that’s Earth-8 to you!) only to be subdued by said planet’s greatest villains—Lord Havok and the Extremists! While there’s certainly something to be said about these vile freaks, for now know that Havok and company plan to torture and destroy the globetrotting crew for information. - Somewhere in time, the cruel Monitor who killed Duela Dent and now leads the entire Monitor race arms up with a rad-looking laser rifle. - Back in Metropolis, Jimmy Olsen is down in the sewers of Metropolis, where he’s both reformed his physical being and is half naked! Lucky for our pal, the members of the Newsboy Legion were on the lookout for him, having figured out that he was Mister Action all along. How that led them to the sewer…we got nothing. - Mutant sharks, mutant shmarks. Some quick swimming and the bloody death of one of her less successful Amazons in training leads Holly Robinson to get safely to shore on
Week 22
- Adrift in space, Mary Marvel awakens to find she’s not dead yet! It appears that Eclipso zapped the pair out of the way just in time to save them from the fate of the dozens of dead Dominators strewn about the asteroid field. How to repay such kindness, Mary? How about by denying Eclipso’s plan to insidiously take over Apokolips from within before stealing her black diamond? Sure! - Back in the dramatically named Fire Pits of Apokolips, Jimmy is taking quite a lashing now that his overlords have figured out they can torture him all day so long as they don’t try to kill him. Suddenly, along comes Mr. Miracle—Apokolips’ most famous escape artist. Still mourning the death of his wife Big Barda, Miracle is losing hope until a pep talk from Jimmy inspires him to toss our favorite redhead into the air and towards a particularly flamey-looking fire pit. What luck! - In the Fifth Dimension (which so nicely noted by means of caption is NOT part of the multiverse), Mr. Mxyzptlk returns
Week 20
- Despite being a satellite who transformed into a mountain and then a spaceship, Brother Eye has somehow avoided detection from the government, superheroes and magicians. And now he’s headed to Blüdhaven. - Speaking of which, Karate Kid can’t seem to punch his way out of the basement of the Command-D bunker, despite a nice attempt by fellow Legionnaire Una to do so using their Legion flight rings. Of course, in the course of trying the pair get a little closer, prompting Buddy Blank’s grandson to wonder aloud if they’re more than friends. Before the question can be definitely answered, Brother Eye lands and the place starts a’ shakin’! - In the wilds of the Bleed, Bob explains to his crew that Ray Palmer must be hidden on the parallel Earth protected by the Monitor they just faced, as that Monitor spoke of knowing what Palmer was up to. - On Apokolips, Jimmy crawls from a fire pit thanks to his powers giving him a protective turtle shell just in time to save his hide. After s
Week 19
- Dragging Trickster’s bloody carcass through the desert (hey kids, comics!), Piper continues to talk to his dead friend in a cathartic manner until he starts to hear Trickster talk back to him. Then he starts to worry he’s got heatstroke. We’d be worried too. - On Earth-51 (apparently the Earth where everything is cool and nothing goes wrong), Bob and his crew use holograms to hide from being spotted by the public, but are eerily not attacked by the other Monitors who are supposed to have a bead on them by now. Oh, and they don’t find Ray Palmer yet. - On Paradise Island, it is revealed to Granny Goodness that Holly and Harley took off, and she’s pretty ticked about the whole thing. In the cave where the girls are hidden, they come across the true Amazonian Queen Hippolyta. After she helps the pair kill a big hunting dog sent after the girls, the Queen convinces the pair to return to Granny/Athena with the head of the beast, claiming they went on a hunt for a morale booster. How
The Asylum's Most Notorious.
An extensive list of the bands that Mistress Lolita allows to perform for the inhabitants of the Asylum: +12 Stones +3 Days grace +69 Eyes +A Kiss Could Be Deadly +Aaliyah +ABBA +Ace of Base +Aerosmith +AFI +Aimee Allen +Alanis Morissette +Alice Cooper +Allstars +Amy Stephens +And One +Ani DiFranco +Annihilator +Ayria +Ayumi Hamasaki +Barenaked Ladies +Bauhaus +Beach Boys +Bif Naked +Biohazard +Bjork +Black Sabbath +Blackmore's Night +Bleach (A grouping a various artists from the Bleach soundtrack) +Blondie +Blutengel +BoA +Bon Jovi +Cannibal Corpse +Cellar Dweller (One of my favorites) +Chevelle +Chic +Children of Bodem +Christina Aguilera +Ciara +CKY +Cocteau Twins +Code 64 +Collide +Combichrist +Corinne Bailey Rae +Counting Crows +Cradle of Filth +Creature Feature +Cruxshadows +Cyndi lauper +Danko Jones +David Bowie +Del Amitri +Depeche Mode +D'espairs Ray +Dethklok +Diana Ross +Dimmu Borgir +Dio +Disturbed +Do As Infi
All Fans Will Have Access To Pats Game
By RACHEL COHEN, AP Sports Writer Wed Dec 26, 10:52 PM ET NEW YORK - After weeks of insisting they wouldn't cave in, NFL officials did just that Wednesday. Now all of America can see the Patriots' shot at history. Saturday night's game between New England and the New York Giants on the NFL Network, which is available in fewer than 40 percent of the nation's homes with TVs, will be simulcast on CBS and NBC. The Patriots could become the first NFL team to go 16-0 in the regular season. "We have taken this extraordinary step because it is in the best interest of our fans," commissioner Roger Goodell said in a statement after the league announced it was reversing course. "What we have seen for the past year is a very strong consumer demand for NFL Network. We appreciate CBS and NBC delivering the NFL Network telecast on Saturday night to the broad audience that deserves to see this potentially historic game. Our commitment to the NFL Network is stronger than ever."
I'm Alive.
Just thought I would let everyone know I'm still alive and will be back at school, and to the site, January 11th. See you soon.
The Echoes Of Eternity
"What we do in life echoes in eternity" -Maximus(Russell Crowe)Gladiator If you died today what would your echoes of eternity say? I am not sure what mine would say and that disturbs me. I know this much; I have caused pain to strangers, friends, family, loved ones and myself. I know I have allowed the facts to get in the way of my dreams. I know I have chosen to be good when great was an option. I know that I have accepted the trappings of mediocrity. I also know that that puts me on par with just about everybody else. So what does that say about me? About you? About us? Fortunately when I was given the gift of today, along with that gift, also comes the opportunity to change. Because of that I can make the exceptional choices that I have failed to make in the past. I can change all the things I once knew and make the difference we are all destined to make. The chance to dare to be great is still in our grasp. If we are alive are echoes do not
Sleeping Giant Having A Bipolar Nightmare
On Dec. 8, 1941 . In the wardroom of the IJN Nagato , The flag officers were toasting them self for the sucessful attack on Pearl Harbor. All but one, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto. It is said that he sat quietly, with a troubled look on his face. An adjutant noticed the admiral's troubled look, He leaned over and ask , " Why are you so troubled, Admiral? Everything went perfectly to plan, except missing the Aircraft Carriers" Admiral Yamamoto slowly raised his gaze from his cup, Looked at his Adjutant, Then slowly scan the room. The room went quiet. Then Admiral Yamamoto spoke. In a voice , soft, but at the same time filled the room. "I fear that all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." No could believe those words. In the following months the Japanesse military rolled on , Defeat was impossible. Many forgot those words. But we know how PROPHETIC those words were. 9-11-01, We were attacked, Many more were killed and wounded
"top Friends Listing"
Just so you Top Friends ranking is in no particular order. :) This goes for my family listing too....see yall. ----Paul
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat i
Smart Quotes
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should trea
Problem Solved!
Problem solved! > > > > > > A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike > > English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. > > > > "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." > > > > Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." > > > > A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" > > > > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two >groups, > > male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether > > "computer" > > should be a masculine or a feminine noun. > > > > Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. > > > > The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the > > feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: > > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; > > 2. The native language they use to communicate with other >computers > > is incomprehensible to everyone else; > > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long
Nightlife And Parties
Hell of a Party at 5555 McCracKen Rd. HELL OF A PARTY GOING ON IN HERNANDO, MS - JUST SOUTH OF MEMPHIS HEY, all of you out there that didn't see my last blog about this today's your last chance. There's a party at my house at starting at 7-8pm. come if you want to have the time of your life, plenty of parking space, and standing room, some alcohol may be provided but for the most part b.y.o.b. bring tents if you don't want to drive home. Lots of loud music, over 7hrs of mixed Cd's made especially for this party, plus an MP3 player will be hooked up just in case someone has a request. Bonfire, and campfire will be going. A bathroom will be provided for those who need it. It's outside the city limits and pretty far from most neighbors so not much worry about cops. Anybody in the north Mississippi area or Memphis area YOU ARE INVITED! There will be atleast 2 bouncers on site. Also a new development is that there maybe a local Memphis rock band showing up at the party. They wrot
My Group
Today's Quote Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -Aristotle
Legions Release the volts straight to my mind. 'Cause I have seen the world. In chaos and all its beauity. now I wonder which I prefer seems the world is more real in crisis but it's still amazes how many people don’t know who they are. Running reckless a human race to the end of time. Now bring the chaos. I prayed to the sky...but god wasn't there. Force the numbers. A subtle chance has gone and passed a moment from the grave can bring you to reality. A flawless example how security in life brings no morals, proof that life is a lie and it’s what we want. We rent’s afraid to know. Were afraid to question. We are afraid to question we arn‘t afraid to know.
Can't Wait
I can't wait to leave you, to get away from all your lies. Decieving everyone around us, making me look like a liar. So now they feel sorry for you, but it won't work this time. You can't fool us into believing you, Now that you know your true sides. All your lies float through me, and everyone around. You're as empty as can be, and your eyes are black and hollow. No feeling for you anymore. Can't wait to leave you, so I can be free, from your obscenities. You turned my family and friends against me, telling my secrets. Spreading my rumors. You were killing me softly, but saving me slowly. I'm glad I finally left you!
Me, You, Us
When I first saw you, my heart started beating. When we first kissed, my heart started pounding. When we first made love, I felt that tingling sensation, I wouldn't that tongue vibration, (LMAO):P and said you will always be my true one and only. Now that your gone, I'm lost for words. My love for you still exists, and one day we will be together again. At night I lay in bed, trying to sleep. No matter what I do, I lay awake, thinking of you. Why'd you have to leave me? Why couldn't you just stay, with me?.... I guess god needed another angel.
Witch She sees faeries And talks to her herb garden. And everyone laughs. She feels colors, And says there is magic in the moon. And everyone laughs. She never hurts anyone And loves her oak tree like a child. And everyone laughs. She always helps a stranger And the neighborhood strays adore her And everyone laughs. She sits and cries And mumbles to the shadows, And no one cares. Once her hair was long and bright, Now it is a matted mess And no one cares. She used to dance among the trees, Now she can't find them And no one cares. Dreams of magic fill her days; Magic she can almost touch. And no one cares. The day she died her herbs did, too. And her oak tree bowed its limbs. A single candle burned in her window With naught there but the cats. And no one understands... copyright by Eveningstar aka Karin
Solitary Eclectic Wiccan
Some visitors may wonder exactly what I mean when I refer to myself as a “solitary eclectic Wiccan.” Taking each word in turn, solitary means I practice my religion as an individual, rather than as a member of a larger organization. Think of a Christian who, instead of going to church every Sunday, prays and worships privately without the supervision of a priest/preacher/deacon/elder and without a congregation. I hold the conviction that as a child of the Divine, I have the ability to connect and commune with the Divine without having to go through a priest or other spiritual “guru.” As such, I worship at the times and in the places I choose. This may be a corner of my home I’ve designated as sacred space, in my back yard, or any other place of my choosing. Eclectic means the dogma of my religion (for lack of a better term) has been shaped and molded by numerous other traditions. In my case, I incorporate various elements from the pre-Christian religions of Europe and the Amer
Get A Life!
Can anyone explain this to me, WE as americans go out and defend this nation against all enemies Foreign and Domestic!!!!! We go on the line to protect this country and everything it represents. The chance to do what you want when you want, the opportunity to sit in your home with literally no fears as to what will happen. But yet these FUCKERS have to gull to protest us. They talk about god loves all. Well then back him up and Love us to for what we do. Support us as we lay our lives on the line to protect you and your family. Without us Evil will triumph, And he last time I checked GOD had cast out those who did wrong from the heavens, He decides whether they will enter the gates, SO if this be the case then all should be allowed in, Not outcasted, So by following his rule we as Men and women go out and assist in the process of eliminating the bad. protecting those Who make the choices to love on another. WE are warriors! I dont need your respect, But I do need your support! We all d
Is It Saturday?
Gosh my days are all so mixed up with Peter being off of work and the kids being out of school. I just realized today is Saturday! I didn't get online at all yesterday. I was quite busy with who knows what? I guess it was important?? LOL We did buy a new television stand and a bookcase for the family room yesterday. Our old one is getting sent to the cabin since it needs one and we have been looking to replace it for a while now. Peter has spent hours just putting the bookcase together shouting some rather nice profanities as well! Now he is starting on the television stand. I wonder how long this will take him?? It has been so cold here the last few days. It is snowing in low levels here in California. I thought that it might snow here yesterday but it didn't get quite cold enough. :( I want it to snow! My son got xbox 360 for Christmas and he has been playing it all day. Funny thing is, Peter is really getting into it too and he has always said the games were
Curiosity Is A Disease I Hope I Shall Forever Have
It's in these tiny moments I have to myself that I have time to think and sit and stare in awe and wonder at the life that has surrounded me. Constant retrospection, this life is so far removed from where it was 364 days ago, and this is only something I can know and feel. There is no part of this that I can share that I haven't already which has ultimately lead me to this moment. That sharing of myself. To let my feet touch the cold concrete beneath the night with its stars seemingly fixed but ever changing is to cement me to a moment but for a moment before it is past and I must breathe again. My head is full of philosophy. When did it become so hard to think? A thousand lights peer into my once private thoughts, ripping them up, dissecting them and displaying their half cooked entrails for all to point and laugh at. Just a farce. But, I enjoy laughing, and if you can't laugh at yourself then you aren't doing it right. Obviously, I am doing it wrong. ;) But, who wants to be a part of
Dayglo Abortions!
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah,argh fuck kill"One of my favorite lines from the song:Argh Fuck Kill from the Dayglo Abortions off their LP Feed us a Fetus....Maybe you should go an check it out,the album is actually quite good! have fun with that!....Peace out all!
The Gift Of A New Year
Here’s to the year that’s almost past its expiration date—2007. We all had some surprises, didn’t we? Some good, some distressing. Let’s use everything we got from our experiences, everything we learned, to enrich the new year. Here’s to the new year, 2008, a gift we haven’t opened yet. May its bright, shiny package contain even more than we hope for. And even while we’re delighting in new treasures, let’s appreciate fully what we already have— the blessings we take for granted. Make a list, and check it twice. And here’s to all you wonderful people (wave glass around to encompass the whole group) who are putting up with my toast; I hope in the new year you see yourselves the way I see you: intelligent, interesting, and likable. (Raise glass) To 2008: May it give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "the good life."
We Gonna Try This One Last Time
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Breathing... I wanna walk right into your room and tear down the walls Breathing... I wait for someone to grab me and throw me down, down So long don't know left from right anymore Looking at my hand, fuck that ring, didn't mean a thing I didn't mean a fucking thing 2 U Did I? Took your vows like pills and now you've finally pissed me out of your system JLT copywrite 2007
Ten Spiritual Things To Do When You Are Bored
Ten spiritual things to do when you are bored 1) Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or relative's forehead while they are sleeping. See how long it takes for them to wake up. This will tell you how long you will live. 2) Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in popcorn, beer cans and cigarette butts left on the floor after your last party. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 3) Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod. 4) Determine what your friends have done during the day by smelling their odor eaters. 5) Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the patterns in your goose bumps. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 6) Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR and try to find subliminal images and rock stars that take on Satanic appearances. 7) Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It's a lot like reading tea leaves. 8) At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal, then stir it vigorously and interpret the resul
31 Dec 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, December 31: Dear old friends and sweet new connections alike are smiled upon by your personal stars right now. You've got a rare beauty, and the future's as bright as you make it. Are you ready to celebrate?
Shine On
I Believe
My Friends Wedding Celebrations
Weddings WHITES: Send out invitations. MEXICANS: Send out maps. WHITES: Receive their invitations 3 months in advance. MEXICANS: Find out about the wedding 1 week before. WHITES: Have seven BridesMaids.. MEXICANS: Have seven Padrinos. WHITES: RSVP their invitation. MEXICANS: Show up with three car loads. WHITES: Go to the wedding AND the reception. MEXICANS: Just go to the reception. WHITES: Have elegant food. MEXICANS: Have arroz, frijoles and birria. WHITES: Order the cake from a bakery. MEXICANS: Have their cake done by la señora down the street. WHITES: Eat the food and cake. MEXICANS: Eat the food and cake....... AND take some home para mañana WHITES: At the reception, they drink wine MEXICANS: At the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light Bud Ice, Corona, Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo Gusano's, Reposado, etc........ WHITES: Relatives get drunk and pass ou
Do you think vampires live amoung us?
Lady Teeze Is A Tramp
and a skank
Tired And Cant Sleep
just fucking tired of all the bull it too much to ask to have honesty in a fucking relationship really people is it too much?
Today's Quote Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Finding Your Soul Mate!
~SOUL MATES~ I've always felt that we have different types of soul mates and this pretty much classifys it as such. ~The Special People~ When you meet a soul mate, you feel an immediate connection and rapport with them and the relationship you share is on a positive level. While you may experience some frictions and a few problems, the negativity is easily resolved and, once understood, serves to help both of you learn an identical lesson. There are three different kinds of soul mates. Each has a unique set of characteristics that make them unmistakable from other people in your life. ~Companion Soul Mates~ Companion soul mates are people who help you accomplish a goal or help you fulfill a specific purpose. Their help can be a comment made in general conversation that sets you on the right path, or they may physically help you achieve a goal. They help you in various ways when you need it most. They offer a mutual gift of learning, sharing and help. You
Monday And I Am Feeling Better.
I was so out of it yesterday! We got home around 1:45am yesterday from the party that I said I was going to only have 1 or 2 drinks at. was more like 4-5. I never felt drunk though and that was over a period of 7 hours so that wasn't bad. We didn't wake up yesterday until 11:30 am! Almost noon. I never do that. EVER. I spent the entire day doing much of nothing because I was so tired. I did manage to vacuum the floors....with my Roomba robot vacuum cleaner. LOL I think it is my favorite toy. I can't wait for my Scooba. My step mother was supposed to give that to us too but she said they were sold out and she would buy it as soon as they restocked them. The Scooba cleans the floors where the Roomba vacuums them. Today, Peter went back to work. He has been off for the last 2 weeks! He was very proud of himself because he got his garage cleaned and organized over the weekend. Now if he can only keep the boys out of it, it might stay clean! They love to b
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My Owners Up For Auction
My sweet Owner is up for Auction. He is a wonderful man and just look what he will give you if you win..... 5. sexymedic4u Up for offer: Add to family for 1 month Special photo album created for the winner Salute pic "Owned by" in name for 1 month 11's during happy rate/fan/add the person if I haven't done so personal phone call **If the bid includes a Vip, blasts, or other cash prize Over $50** all of thee above for 3 months... 5 salute pics (winner's choice SFW or NSFW).... multiple personal phone calls and my phone number **If the bid includes a HH** all of thee above for 6 months plus a personalized video
>The Perfect Password > > >A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate >point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password. >Something he will use to log on. > >The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the >shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. >so, when the compu ter asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly >obvious to his wife that he was keying in... > >P..... > >E..... > >N..... > >I..... > >S..... > > > >His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: > > > > > >PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH >
First 2008 Version Of "getting To Know Your Friends"
First 2008 version of "getting to know your friends&quo If you could eat lunch with one famous person, dead or alive, who would it be? Fame does not impress me, I know several “famous” people, and they are just people. I like having lunch with my best friend. She makes me laugh so hard I nearly wet myself. That’s WAY better than fame. Gold or silver? Silver. Oh, and I absolutely HATE diamonds. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? The Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End. What do you have for breakfast? Coffee with Hazelnut or Chocolate creamer, sometimes both. I don’t do food in the mornings well. Never have. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Actually, I can. My grandchildren find it very entertaining too. I can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. Now THAT makes an impression. LOL! What inspires you? My grandchildren. They see the world with the wonder of new eyes and innocence, they haven’t yet learned how to lie (well
Daily Wisdom, Still A Quote...158
Daily Christian Wisdom If this is to be a Happy New Year, a year of usefulness, a year in which we shall live to make this earth better, it is because God will direct our pathway. How important then, to feel our dependence upon Him! -Matthew Simpson
3 Jan 2008
haha well I am going out for breakfast with Mo (that chick that ... and u know the rest), does that count? i shoulda make some plans for later...haha Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, January 3: Do something great for yourself today. Try something new, get a good workout, or go on a hot date. When you're on, it shows and everyone else notices. Nothing like taking care of yourself to include the world in your energy.
Today's Quote We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
On Air
I will be live at 9 this morning if anyone wants to come keep me company at club Karizma
Something always brings me back to you. It never takes too long. No matter what I say or do I'll still feel you here 'til the moment I'm gone. You hold me without touch. You keep me without chains. I never wanted anything so much than to drown in your love and not feel your rain. CHORUS Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity. Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be. But you're on to me and all over me. You loved me 'cause I'm fragile. When I thought that I was strong. But you touch me for a little while and all my fragile strength is gone. CHORUS Set me free, leave me be. I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity. Here I am and I stand so tall, just the way I'm supposed to be. But you're on to me and all over me. I live here on my knees as I try to make you see that you're everything I think I need here on the ground. But you're neither friend nor foe though I can't seem to let you g
Have you ever been so in love that you couldn't straight? Have you ever been so in love that you turned yourself into something you are not? Have you ever been in love so much that you know what's going on but, you don't care because you love him/her so much. No matter what you do you feel like it's not good enough. I love so gard and get my heart broken so much. Sometimes I wonder if loving someone is worth the trouble. Then I think back and I have to believe in love. I can't let the past mess up my realationships in the future. I believe in love because it is the greatest gift God gave us but, it hurts so much sometimes. I want that man that is going to prove to me all men are not the same. I want that man that is going to be able to tell when I am hurting. I want that man that can wrap his arms around me and say "baby it's going to be okay". I want that man that is going to be by myside good times and bad. I want that man that has eyes for only me. I want that kinda love I can feel
The Pain
The Pain I am in I know I am a pain, But why does he run. Is it because he has something to hide Or because he is just a good friend I wish I knew because I feel like A piece of paper that keep being trashed But I seem to always blow away I'm sure he’s not running, Or at least I hope not Because I’m not sure, But I don’t want him to run from me. But to me as fast as he can, So we can be happy together. As we live in happiness forever, Please stop the pain.
I was experimenting...
Food For Thought
EMPTY THREATS: They are like a gun that shoots balloons. It may look and sound scary but over all its not that dangerous. HOLLOW REASSURANCES: Its like standing on Ice. It may be strong, it may be weak but for the moment you have something supporting you. Just be careful. SHALLOW PROMISES: They create a second reality. One which is real, one which will be shattered. If you believe in both thats fine, but when one shatters you need to realize it was shallow. TRIVIAL VOW: Is like eating ice. It may feel like you've eaten something of substance but really it will all disapear. ******** This is a drink that has been there for me on many a dark nights when the world seems depressing and I just need a release. 1 Part Whiskey (The whiskey is great for a strong buzz quickly) 1 Part Depression (The depression is an important part of creating a good dark drink) 3 Parts Coke (Of course coke is a good distiller, don't want to kill yourself) 3 Parts Fear (It
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I Have Brown Eyes
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad to the bone. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss s
Like To Say
hey all like to say thax you for being so nice and add me to your friend lsit and if you want me to add you send me msg and ill add you
I just want you all to know that when I went out to dinner last night, I had a REAL cherry...and thought of you. :-p
Computertech Is A Spineless Fucin Coward
Boredom Sets In
Ok, so I am pretty busy now a days. I have no time to sit here on my ass and waste time on Fubar. I am not going to delete this profile as of yet, but I am not really going to be here. When the spirit moves me, I will blog.. but otherwise I dont see myself here. I am not like those people you see who "cant take the drama" anymore and leave a website or the internet all together. Shit, if there were drama I might not be nearly as bored.. haha. So, If you know me well enough, you know where to find me. my email address is feel free to say hi if ya wanna.
Anna Of The Ashes
Anna woke, chained by the edge of the rough stone hearth. She stared into its cold recesses, wanting more sleep, but rousing herself before the last of the banked coals died out. She shifted and rose to her feet, brushing away the straw that clung to her muslin skirt, scant protection against winter's chill. She stretched up on toe top to reach a nub of candle, revealing tender pink arches and blackened heels. The iron shackle encircling Anna's ankle lay slack, and the heavy chain hung down, coiled loosely and fastened to an iron ring bolted to the floor at the side of the hearth. Taking a reed from the tinderbox, Anna stuffed its end deep into the dim glow of coals, saw smoke rise, and drew the reed in close, her slender hand hovering around the yellow flame. She touched the flame to the candlewick and watched it grow. Flickering light played on her small, freckled nose. The candle flame grew taller as she carried it to the lamps and one by one, lit them around the expanse of stone
Saturday Night After Work
so here i am laxed out at just past midnight .not a bad night over all.i find when things are not all uber fucked in my life i realy love the crew i work with,and when it is fucked an gone,,,,i worship them!these folks have gotten me through some pretty wierd shit,you have no idea!all of us crazy in one way or another mind.guess it just comes with the territory i guess.the culinary industry can be pretty stressfull at times.most times thats when i thrive on it.its a stress i know how to deal with.when were swamped and shorthanded i am at my best.always did operate better under fire so to speak.its the stress of the rest of life that fecks me up!im slowly getting better in that end too but it dont happen over night.thing is i would never have come this far if not for my crew at work.they are my friends,my soul mates,my family.all in one.makes me realize no matter how shitty life gets, i am still many people can say that about the people they work with?im betting not many!any
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Military Pay
Military paid too much? You be the judge! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calc
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Door Way
Do not enter greedily. I am not ready To entrust you yet With my secret. Place your fingers around my knob, But dare not come inside to rob. Slowly trace, along my crevice slide, But do not spread me open wide. First press yourself against me gently, Listen for a sign of entry. I will tell you when it's time, With the rhythm of my rhyme. Until then linger without a sound, Imagination keeping you around, As I ignite you with my tongue, Whispering ancient tunes unsung. And when my resistance wearing thin, Aches enough to let you in, Tired of taunting drop by drop, I'll beg you in to never stop.
I wish you could know how it feels to be me, Why I appear so intoxicated, When I let you inside to seek, Looking for what you seem to need. Some nights you enter ever so tenderly, Others you ravage and plunder, Pervading primed lips, as I silently wonder, As host, which pair you like most. Occasionally you command my head, Forcefully pushing down, Saturating my mouth with your entirety, As I succumb to the rhythm that you need. Intensity enflames me, When you speak my name in ecstasy, Igniting a craving, insistent that I mount, To fuse us with its heat. At times you are a hungry lion, Stalking, as soon as I step through your door, And I fear being torn apart, resisting, As savagely you thrust, the moment tasting. Desperately searching, Exploring for something I hide, You tunnel further with every stride, Into the cave that houses my soul, Digging for a treasure to make you whole, One you think is buried within, Beneath my skin. Although, I know no
Life And Love
here it is a new year already. with all that happened last year, i still have a couple of things to be thankful for. first and foremost, my son alex and rose's daughter erica. and then, of course, my sweet rose. without her, i probabley would have given up already. when i broke my hand back in august, then lost my full time job working for my uncle after nine years, i thought it couldn't get any worse. at that point, i had lost almost 50% of my income. well, just in time for christmas, my new full time job, which i had been working part time for over a year until i broke my hand, decided to cut my hours in half. merry christmas, huh? so, now i have lost 3/4 of my income. through it all, rose has been here for me. as frustrating as it has been for her, she has still kept believing in me and continues to encourage me to never give up on my dreams. lately, i guess that i have been withdrawing. it's tough to keep a possitive attitude with all that has gone wrong, but somehow, rose
Today's Quote People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. -Unknown
32 Questions You Prolly Dont Want The Answers To
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? sure 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Anytime! 3. What side of the bed do you sleep on? right 4. Pork, beef, or chicken? beef 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? NO, 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT WHO WOULD PAY! 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? HELL NO 9. Mexican or Chinese? Mexican.. 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? AGGRESSIVE! 11. Do you love someone on your friends list? Ilots of them 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list? DUH! 13. Love or money? love.. 14. Credit cards or cash? I TAKE EITHER, PREFER CASH. 15. Has there ever had anyone in your family you wish wasn't? MANY! 16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? HOTEL, i like my comfy bed sorry 17. What is the weirdest place you hav
This Day
I never thought this day would come. I get this stupid cast off later. I broke my leg in 2 places back on December 1st and have been in a cast from my hip down. The holidays were tough. My birthday was tougher. But I done with it now....YAY! My boyfriend has been great and taken good care of me through the whole thing. I mean I did fall at his parents' house.......but he has been there for me for anything. I do miss my friends Kerri and Jay. I just thought I would get back on here a few more times. I am hoping that they will come back. I have other friends on here but none I talk to everyday like I did them. They are super nice and a great pick me up even though she is battling breast cancer now. She would encourage me as she walked out the door for her treatments. That's a friend! Thanks for letting me vent and I hope you all have a great day! Laura
I Will Always Remember Those Tears :( .....
Marvel Comics Art On Ebay
Another week... another spell of hawking my comics crap on ebay. This week a selection of Marvel pages, including Spiderman, Avengers(see pic)Cable & Deadpool, etc etc. Any questions ask eithe Lysa or myself.. click the pic to see the pages on offer..
"girl In The Mirror"
whose that girl in the mirror, the one trying to look pretty, whose that girl in the mirror, the one thats tryin to hide the guilt and pain, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that can't even look at herself any longer, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that heart seems to break over and over again, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that used to have that spark in her eyes, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that used to have so many opportunities, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that feels like she has to be the best, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that can never fail or let anyone down, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that can't say no to anyone, whose that girl in the mirror, the one that life never gave any hand me outs to, whose that girl in the mirror, the one who always gets kicked down just to crawl back up, whose that girl in the mirror, the one who puts on a front t
Killin Themself
killin themself why do people think that killin themself will be the answer? DO they not realize that it will only cause pain to the ones that they love? do they not see that there are people out there that love them and want them around . just because they dont say it everyday does not mean that they dont. just because they have a life that they like or something is not going right at the time that things will get better in the long run and that life it what you make of it. If you make it bad than it is going to be bad. And if you make it good than it will be good. There are people out there that care about others and that they love others just because they dont tell you dont mean that they dont.
Little Something
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Me And My Sister
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For anybody that cares about rating/helping people level, I changed the pics in my "NSFW" folder except the one that was marked by the site to NOT NSFW so they'll count for points. I don't think they're bad at all... :-p So if you haven't been there and you will rate...I'll get points now lol. Still friends only so hopefully that keeps 'em to people I will let see 'em.
I am learning about the beauty of love. Love is endless Love is beautiful Love makes your heart so full Love makes you see passed someone faults and you love them anyway. Love will make you do some crazy things. Love makes you see beauty in this crazy world. Love is what we all want in our lives but, sometimes to ashamed to admit it. Love makes this world go around. You have to fight for the love you desire or want. Love comes from the soul not only the heart The deepest kind of love comes from the soul. I am learning to love just like that.
10 People...
name ten people in your life you can't live without and explain a bit about each friend. see how much they pay attention to your blogs repost: if you never saw this..then to bad 1.ok not so much 1 person but 3 .. my kids cuz they are my reason for still being alive 2. My Daddy cuz well hes my daddy ! 3. Boo cuz shes my other half of the thing i call a brain 4.Mel cuz shes my men suck lets go have a drink & rip them partner 5.Dawn cuz oddly she keeps my perspective centered sometimes (betcha didnt know that huh?) 6.Kim cuz well shes always freaking happy & sometimes i need a smile 7.Kevin (sorry youre so far down the list luv) who restores my faith in the male species on a regular basis 8.Cristin cuz shes my oldest & deaerest friend I cant imagine not having her around. 9.Yeehaw (dont freak yet) cuz he reminds me of why my heart shouldnt be given away 10. my sister & lorrie (sorry ya'll i have the same reason for you :P) cuz they remind me im being
Me And Hubby
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Hubby Again
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Mumm Comments
Okay this is aimed at all who go OUT OF THEIR WAY to be total subtards on any MUMM that is posted by us FUBARIANS... recently I posted a MUMM that asked if people think FUBAR should decrease or get rid of the Bouncer Checks. I GOT MORE NEGATIVE COMMENTS THAN VOTES! Why do you ppl do that? What purpose does it serve to publicly ridicule someone for being creative enough to even POST on this site? I think I know why... the ones with all the big FUBUCKS and all the points and levels have to keep their reputation up with all the FAKE PEOPLE so they walk all over the little guy trying to make FRIENDS on Fubar! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't delete THIS account along-side the others I've already deleted.....
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For My Beautiful Wife Shayla~!
For My Beautiful Wife Shayla~! Courtesy of ♥Wï¢kêÐ Äñgêl §hå¥lå♥@ fubar I Just Want YouBy Ozzy OsbourneBest Video Codes Just letting MY WIFE Know How much I love her AND let everyone know that i am very taking and very happy with who I got/have! ~I love you mad Shayla Pressley~ PROFILEFANTASY.COM PROFILEFANTASY.COMPROFILEFANTASY.COM Shayla Baby You Have No Worries EVER Because i will be urs Till the Day I Die Hunny, There's NOBODY on the net are in Preson Will EVER take ur man.I Love You With ALL my mind body AND sould Princess~! PROFILEFANTASY.COMPROFILEFANTASY.COM
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~depression Thoughts~
Now I cry more often Cause I don't know Where to start to open My door to be happy But I don't want to Keep running each time I am scared or hurt I just want my life To began I don't want to cry Anymore Or be depressed Each passing day I want to be accepted For who I am Not what I am Heart's are not to be played That's not what this is It's happiness Looking for peace Author notes I started crying last night cause of depression,hurt and more I just couldn't take it no more so I wrote this I still feel hurt and stuff just wanting to be happy is all I ask.
~angel Girl~
You came back to my surprise I am happy to be your girl I hope we can stay like this I won't hurt your heart again We are close in many ways You have a light that shines over you We take care of each other in need We are blessed with love and faith You are a special person in your own way You are strong You are the light of surprises This day was made for you God bless the angel that you are
~a Love Of A True Friend~
You are my best friend. You will always be my momma brenda. I love it when I have a shoulder to cry on. You keep blessings for friends and family. My savior and hero. The love of a true friend is you. You are a best friend to anyone. Everybody keeps you going with faith. We are here for you no matter what. You have the love of a true friend. Momma Brenda,I Love You! Best friends until the end.
Emotional Touch
You have such a deep sweet breathe that hums in my body. Our hearts pace by the beat of the sensations. Your graceful touch surrounds my soft body. When you sing it comes to such a soothe of relaxations of the bodies connection. It comes to no thought what happens next. We just give each other such love to hold in our thoughts. You have such a meaning when we make the love of a treasure so deep and true. The happiness of two souls can tell by the movement and gesture each day. Your mind an thoughts are always leading to such a great relationship. By you I can't resist of not living without you on day and night. The love is so deep I want your such tender love and feelings with me each forwarding day. You are my future an desire to keep me going no matter what goes on during the moving of each day. I want you to be able to see that I am by your side even on a bad day or even a good day. You have the love I can't resist from you that have such emotion. You are the one who d
~you Save Me~
Baby you save me through any danger. Baby you save me at any time needed. Baby you save me to keep our love safe. Baby you save me through anything that comes our way. Baby you save me with life,love and care. You save me an I am blessed to feel safe with you. You are my savior through life and hold me to your care.
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A Special Friend!
A special friend that stands by your side through thick and thin. A special friend is always willing to help. A special friend makes sure your safe. A special friend hopes your safe as well. A special friend keeps your secrets. A special friend is like your protector. A special friend gives you faith and hope through life.
Doomsday: 2012
Hey, have you heard the world is going to end on December 21, 2012. That is of course if you listen to the new doomsayers. Well some of those doomsayers aren't exactly new, they just set a new date. If you are like me you have certian members of your family who are caught up in looking at doom and gloom news and listening to TV preachers, or TV talk shows give prophecies about the end of the world. While you listen to them you can't help but bite your tounge and roll your eyes while you are presented with new compelling 'evidence' that its all going to end. Thats because they were so accurate when they predicted that it would all end before. Just like it did in 2000, or in 1998, 1988, 1962, 1844, 1792, 1000, 72, and many other dates I might have missed. These people point that the world is messed up, in crisis. They say that there are increasing weather anomlities and more earth quakes then before. But the truth of the matter is the world has always been in conflict, there
Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He has never made you cry Or hurt you In any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.
Where's My Better Female Half??? I Wanna Take Ova The World!!
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True Friendship
YUP, THIS IS WHAT I'D DO FOR YOU... "True" Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
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Moving' On Up, To The Top....
Well, it's been a very eventful time since my last journal entry. Things are going well with Chris and I and the boys are doing well. John (the 3 y.o.) has hit the whiney stage and is testing everybody to see just how far he can go to get what he wants; Alan it seems is having a few problems still. We got a phone call from his school today to inform us that he had thrown a snow/ice ball at an older kid today at the bus stop and hit him in the eye with it. The kid wound up going to the hospital to get checked out. Chris got worried about getting sued by the other kid’s mother, so we went up to the school to find out just what had happened. The principal wasn't there so we scheduled a meeting with him as well as Alan's teacher in order to get everything settled and find out how Alan's behavior and performance are doing. Needless to say ... he got it when he got home today. I think he's scared of what might happen after our meeting tomorrow. We gave him a chance to tell us anything and ev
Late Night, Random Thoughts
It’s been a little while since I last entered anything in here, so here goes. You ever just sit down one day and think "My life isn't going anything like I had planned"? I have been doing a lot of that here lately. I mean, perhaps it's just stress coming down on me but my life just doesn't seem to want to get back on track for anything. After I went home for my Grandfather's funeral and came back I started trying to rectify my finances and all. You know, try to get things back where they belong. Well, I started by filing my taxes for the current and past two tax years and then trying to work a deal with child support for the amount that I owe in back support. Funny thing about doing the right thing, it always seems to come back and bite you right in the ass. The same night that I talked to the local child support office, I got served with court papers telling me that I am being found in contempt of court for failure to pay child support. Isn't this grand!? Now I have to have a court a
Life Goes On
t’s been awhile since I’ve been here and so much has happened. On September 30th I was blessed by the birth of my fourth child, a second daughter. She is wonderful! So beautiful but oh so cranky. LOL I worry about her though. I mean her mother and I do basically nothing but fight, we did it mostly through the pregnancy and continue to do it now. Not because it’s fun or anything but mostly over money, relationship insecurities and such. I was working for a western clothing retailer called RCC Western Stores for awhile before realizing just how badly I was getting raped by them. They had me working almost 40 hours a week for $6.50 an hour with no benefits or anything. They thought that because they gave their employees a discount of 10% above cost on all items that it was all good.... Well what about those of us that don't want any of that crap?? I mean, 10% above cost won't pay the doctor or dentist, fix my car or put food on the table. Needless to say, I switched jobs. I now work
"a Soldiers Prayer"
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A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, ' 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad 'And was traveling alon
Something I Maded For Myself
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Trust In Him
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10-if Santa Answered His Mail Honestly.....
If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly..... Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa ******************* ********************************** Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa **************************************************** Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. D
This is not a trick question. > It is as it reads. > A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man she didn't know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy, that she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and couldn't find him. A few days later she killed her sister. > Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? (Give this some thought before you answer). > Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. >This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer > Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off of my email list unless t
Messages (so Dont Have To Remember And Retype
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Good Morning
Moments before the stars fall out to another tempting rise, I awaken with you. Long golden locks, In inches of 23+, and me- all in the entirety, spun softly like a quilt covering your abs and chest, with my face to rest in the contour of your torso. Sleepish lids flutter, and I, in utter bliss to kiss, you- Full pouting lips, in search of where I fell asleep, you deep- and pacifying my dreams. I hear your whimpers, and soft morning moans, as you awake the sunrise, swollen and full- and I, ever so thirsty. Good Morning.
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Me And The Kids
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How To Choose A Wife
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for th
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter . "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK,
The 10 Most Important People In A Woman's Life
The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life 1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!" 6. The banker because he says,"If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em" 8. The mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
Making Babies
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor
New Classes
This term taking: Sociology Contract Law The Paralegal Professional
Mom Knows All Dont Bother Lying :d
Mrs. Smith had always suspected her son, Mike, was having an intimate relationship with his roommate, Jennifer. One night, Mike invites his mother over for dinner. All thru the night, Mrs. Smith watched Mike and Jennifer interact, and was pretty sure there was more than met the eye. Mike saw his mother watching them and assured her that they were just roommates. A few nights later, Jennifer went to Mike with a problem. "Ever since your mother was here for dinner, I have been unable to find the gravy ladle. Do you think she took it?" Mike replied, "I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her and ask her anyway." Mike sat down at the computer and composed the following e-mail: Dearest Mother, I'm not saying you did take the gravy ladle, and I'm not saying you did not take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, since you were here for dinner, we have been unable to find the ladle. Love always, Mike Two days later, Mike received the following reply from his mother: Dearest
Facts About Neville.
*Facts About Neville* Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom. * Neville urinates Felix Felicis. --Demetriuous Lymon * If Grindewald and Voldemort were to get in a fight, Neville would win. --Celia Quillian * Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Neville Longbottom bites the heads off of Hippogriffs. --Andrea Spraycar * Neville is one-eigth centaur. This has nothing to do with bloodline; he once ate an entire centaur. --Jamez McShane * Neville Longbottom sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled bad-ass wizarding ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Neville Expelliarmus'd the devil's ass and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play Exploding Snap every second Wednesday of the month. --Callie Lawrence * The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the pres
Me And My Friend Patty
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Fragile Friendships
something happened this week that made me realise just how tenuous and fragile the links between our friends and ourselves have become in modern times. years ago, people would more often than not be part of a social scene, either brought together through work or even from their school days, or maybe as part of a hobby group or sporting team. or they would share the same circle of friends. it was also common for people to know quite well the parents and families of their friends, having often grown up with them , or having lived nearby. in these modern times however, its very common to have friends who no one else really knows much about.... for instance. YAHOO360. we all have lots of 'YAHOO360 friends' don’t we? and I’m sure a large percentage of us have people on our lists who we think a great deal of, and regard them as TRUE FRIENDS. but how would you know if something terrible happened to someone on your FRIEND LIST? would you be aware of ACCEDENTS, ILLNESS or even WORSE? how man
Grandmom...I still can't believe that you are gone. I can't believe it's been this long. You disappeared out of nowhere, Now everyone desperately wants you back here. I hope that when I die, I am with you, so we can talk and tell about everything we've been through. When you left, everyone cried. We couldn't believe that you had died. Mom took it the worst when she saw She wishes to God that you hadn't died at all. Everyone else was so hurt, it was like all of our faces were pushed into the dirt. Everyday I think about you, I know you are watching over me too. When we saw you smile, it brightened our day... I just wish you were still here so with us you could stay.
My Dream Or Reality
On the Wings of Dreams I'm flying free with a dreamer's dream, To a land without fear, darkness, and doubt; Where shadows and hauntings of all time and space, Are rainbows with colors that endlessly grace... happiness, hope, and all joys to embrace. A land with no storms, without pouring rains, where changes abound and great comfort remains; Where all hate is replaced, all questions erased; Where new memories are shaped, with wonderous light... of romance and love, before out of sight; A dreamland of heaven without jaded thought, where butterflies are free, their colors uncaught; With milk oceans to see, fresh air to breathe; Countless flowers and trees, fragrancing the soft whispering breeze. No more webs of deceit, where lovers have fought; No battles of hopelessness, where all love is lost. Maybe our dreams hold the land of our thoughts, Or maybe our hearts have learned lessons well taught. It is the stairway to heaven, this dreamland we seek... Hop
What is love is love fair is love true what is love, if love causes pain what is love, with out love what is love if you can't love what is love if not able to feel love what is love if there is cheating, and abuse, what is love if your in love with someone other then the one you married, so i ask again WHAT IS LOVE is there a such thing as in love, what is love some love is broken some love is pain some love is love and not to be loved SO I ASK AGAIN WHAT IS LOVE
Man's Love Poem
Subject: Fw: FW: Woman vs Man Love Poem >> >> >> >> >> >> WOMAN'S LOVE POEM >> Before I lay me down to sleep, >> I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >> One who's handsome, smart and strong. >> One who loves to listen long, >> One who thinks before he speaks, >> One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >> I pray he's gainfully employed, >> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >> Massages my back and begs to do more. >> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >> I pray that this man will love me to no end, >> And always be my very best friend. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> MAN'S LOVE POEM >> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with >> huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, >> and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This >> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit >> >>
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Omf--ng Balls
Kittens > ------------------------- > > Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate > my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one > recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth > was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a > head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. > > By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on > the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to > my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new > acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking my shower after > breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. > "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You > know where the button is, "I protested through the shower pitter-patter > and steam.
Your Creation
whats your favorite shot mine a texas suicide half patron platinum and half jager
My Next Life
MY NEXT LIFE, I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Redneck's Pet Fish
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish.He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish? ''Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.' 'Pet fish?' 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'emswim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.' 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.' The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!' The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?' 'Well, what?', says the redneck. The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back
Maple Syrup What The Hell!!??
Okay here's something i've been waiting for years for someone to explain to me. I want to know the origins of maple syrup. I know who really cares right? Well there is some things I just need to have explained to me. I want to know who decides one day to just pop a tap in a tree just to see what the goo is gonna taste like?? I mean you've got to be pretty damn hungry to go around makin' trees leak just to get yourself a taste. Okay lets just go on that assumption that you just have nothing better to do, I'm bored i think i'll go for a walk in the woods and taste some tree sap. If this is how syrup started, I feel sorry for the poor bastard that tapped a pine tree cause damn, that shit is just gross. Even if you were lucky enought to tap a maple first shot, that is still nasty. What is your going on in your mind to think "Wow this is pretty fucking gross... hmmmm maybe if i boil it for a bit I can eat it on a waffle." WTF!!!??
A Close Friend
he was such a good kid. sweet and kept to himself. now hes gone, way too soon. scott, i miss your face. rest easy. my thoughts are with your family Scott HasbrouckREST IN PEACE January 18th will now be a memorial show for our good friend, Scott.It will be held at The Internet Cafe in Red Bank, NJ.Be there at 6PM or come when you can, we'll be there all night.I am dropping all the bands except Throw the Heat, The Riverwinds and True Quam. There may be an edition to the set, I will announce that when I have confirmation. Belafonte will also be there but it has not yet been decided if, and in what fashion they will perform.All proceeds will go directly to Scott's family.Please tell as many people to come to this very important event, if not to enjoy a night of music, then to honor a dedicated friend and musician.Repost this as many times as possible.Please be safe out there,
Don't Touch Me
what a day I had yesterday~ but we have aplan for treatment so that is what matters.....I seen 3 drs yesterday and all 3 plus an assistant had to exam my breasts. I was poked, prodded, pulled, pinched, squeezed, and tickled to the point I was ready to yell DON'T TOUCH ME~!!!! But after all the exams we have a plan. I will begin chemo soon. I will be on chemo for 4 months (16 treatments) and then have surgery and then radiation. All of these plans are on GO as soon as we get some final test results back. I will have an echocardiogram for a heart murmur one dr heard and also another core biopsy to get more tissue for the tests. Hopefully next week I will begin chemo to kill any cancer cells and to shrink the tumor so we can do surgery this summer sometime. My weekend was easy and quiet. We didn't go anywhere and no one came over. Just me and the kids...Jeff had to work. I got plenty of rest I needed. I feel ready to go with chemo. Please keep me in your thoughts and pray
My Life In All It's Boring Glory
Turns out I made the deans list last quarter..Completely amazed seeing as how I wasn't sure that there was even a deans list at the school.. Also it has been 8 days, almost 9 since my last cigarette, and today was the first day that I did not wake up craving one
Can someone explain to me the significance of a fu-relationship? I just don't get it... You're either together or not...
Like The Wind I Am Gone
Ready to cry and yet still inside I stay to hide Ready to scream but yet still woundering if its all a dream You hold my heart and yet you seem to always seem to be hurting me Deep inside i cry and yet no one seems to dream of a day that i will be gone like the never again live this life ever again I love you cant you see so why play these games with me your always woundering about trust and love Have you ever woundered its you i want I just want to spend time with you but you wanna go out instead. After the night before were i felt you near and now you feel so far away Please hunny dont leave me to be this way I love you so much and dont hurt me anymore I couldnt stand it if I really had to hit the door I dont wanna be gone like the wind you see. But really are you ready for me. I cant believe I am writting this now but shit some way some how I needed to let it all out
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If I Could Have One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
What Is There, To Believe In During Life, Nothing Lasts, Aside From Strife, Life May Perish, Life May End, Our Soul We May Give, Our Soul We May Spend, But Our Love, That Eternal Flame, Will Never Dim, Will Never Change, It Will Forever Last, When All Other Lights Leave, For You Light My Life, You Make Me Believe.
Am I Evil?
Am i evil for believing what i do? Am i evil for not agreeing with you? Can't i be right and you wrong, maybe your weak and im strong Am i evil for having dark skin? Am i evil for not being your twin? Can't i be white and you black, maybe i have what you lack. am i evil for not being like you? am i evil for being a nail... and u a screw? Can't i be the screw and you the nail maybe i'll succeed and where you fail maybe your the evil one and im the good and ur the one whos misunderstood.
So don't flirt with suicide Death is painful Stay away from knives Death is not for lovers So don't lie Death is not for me So don't even try Death is clever So be careful Death is forever Death is never fun Stay away from strangers Death is never pleasing So don't get caught up in the hype Death is never fair So get use to it Death is always occurring So don't ignore it Death is never what you expected Sorry but it has to happen Death is not for you Please don't give up Death is forever Don't forget it
All the pain The pain in my life you can't see it but i can Its horrible and discusing I wish the pain wasn't in my life But it is and its killing me The pain is causing me to lose my friends, family and people who i care about The pain is always there, in the car and at school and at home pain follows me everywere I can also see if another persons in pain or upset Pain is everywere in this world its even following you and me right now But the best thing to do is fight the pain I am and its helping a little bit It will either end you up dead or in the hospital Pain is everywere Pain Pain Pain
What Is Life
What is Life There is no life Therefor i dont have one If I did it would be dark Filled with hatred What is life There is no life people show me their dreams I see their destruction What is life There is no life people create joy I create hatred What is life There is no life Life is not a gift Life is not a choice What is life There is no life....
Life On Standby
Life On Standby The distance and my hearts to sand Flowing through the hour glass Time to let go of all we know and break our hearts in stride. I need you now, more like yesterday The last day I could see you smile. For the last time, turn out the lights My life on standby. So standby and watch This fall away and fall apart. Just say that it's over, It's over and he's gone. Don't worry he said, but he's not coming home. It's over and he's gone. The distance and my hearts to sand Flowing through the hour glass. I fall to pieces, I can't let go Of all the times I never said goodbye. Wake up Wake up now it's over... Just tell me it's ok to die
Vindictus Ruless!!!
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You are gone out of my life. You just up and left one day. I feel like my life is over. I have no reason to live. So, I say fuck you. Maybe my life will be better off without you in it. I’ll have more time to myself and to do what I want and when I want. I don’t need you. I don’t want you. I fucking hate you. You are nothing but a piece of low life shit that won’t amount to anything. Like I said, fuck you. I don’t need a fucking piece of shit like you.
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Mind Games
Who the hell do you think you are, Messing around with other peoples hearts, Is this just some sort of game to you, You win by seeing how many people you can use. You are nothing but a lying piece of shit, Never truly wanting to find that one to be with, So you lead others on with your pack of lies, But I hate to tell you, your shit don't fly. It must be sad to have an ego so small, That the only way to feel big is to make others fall, One of these days you will get your just dues, When you find no one left to care for you. Listen hear you mangy little twit, What is this to you, just some sort of power trip, Does hurting others hearts make you feel good, You know I would kick you ass if I could. You are the scum of the earth, I don't know why I waste breath telling you how little you're worth, You think it is funny to see how many strings you can pull, But sooner or later people will catch on to your bull. And when it is all over you little peon, You wil
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Your Loving Ways
To never see the smiles on your face, would be like no love that falls from Gods Grace....Your loving ways you keep me strong, its in your arms where I belong...To be sheltered and comforted in the warmth of your embrace, To never once lose or forget all our faith...So keep in your heart all the faith and hope so true, and remember theres never nothing that our love cant handle or do! WRITTEN BY PAMELA CJ MESHER aka LOST
I Dont Think You Know
My Meaning Of Love
To love you, brings joy to my heart, puts a smile on my need you and feel needed, fills me with love so much that words cannot express...To embrace you, means holding each other whenever and wherever, for no reason..except just because I love you...Being in love means happiness, joy, smiles and laughter! WRITTEN BY PAMELA CJ MESHER aka LOST
Walk In The Rain
Today I took a walk, I did it in the rain Its days like this that wash away all my tears and pain It hides the tears that flow to my cheeks and to the ground If someone passed right by me they'd never know tears were around Rainy days clears my thoughts and hides away my fears It washes all the pain I feel even chamoflages up my tears So if ever you see me walking and getting wet out in the rain Know thats its the only way I wash away my pain. Now once the rain has stopped and the sun begins to shine Its magical just how, I begin to feel just fine It makes me smile when clouds break up and I look so way up high To see what comes from dreary rain its a rainbow in the sky It warms me up and makes me smile to see the beauty of it so But without rain we never see the rainbows as they grow It may seem sad at times when the rain begins to fall But keep in mind the beauty that shines after the passing of it all! Written by Pamela CJ Mesher aka LOST
He Is.....
My First Time
My First Time Her arms, lovingly wrapped Around my waist. Her rock hard nipples, Pressing against my back. Her soft lips, Against my neck. My body aches For more. I turn Put my arms around her, Lean in, My lips against hers. Teasing, kissing lightly. Her eyes gazing into mine. I start to speak, Shhh, she says. Her hand finds my breast. Her fingers rub, massage. Her mouth follows. We stand, together, Intense heat, Fills my body. I hold her head, Pulling her closer. I’m in awe Of how sensual this is. She lays me down, Continuing What she started. I start to speak, Shhh, she says. Her fingers find, My wetness. My throbbing clit. I’m panting, hard. Not sure if we Should go on. She senses my Hesitation. She asks, Are you sure? I shake my head. She continues. I’m hot, wet, Dizzy, almost. I feel her tongue. Searing my flesh. The feeling is Amazing. I feel like I am going out Of my mind. I wriggle. This intense feeling Is driving me
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TOO FUNNY - THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all.. 13. "Could you write a note
Old is when... A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, "I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.." The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me." As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like to buy you a drink, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming up," says the bartender. As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy you one, too." The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water." "Coming right up," the bartender says. As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?" The old woman replies, "So nny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold
Roadside Sobriety Test
Roadside Sobriety Test PG-Rated An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri State line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The Deputy told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Deputy that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Deputy told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. Put your ad here! The juggler stated that he could, so the Deputy got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the squad car, a drunk got out and briefly watched the performance. He then went over to the squad ca
"citizen / Soldier"
Beyond the boundaries of your city's lights, Stand the heroes waiting for your cries. So many times you did not bring this on yourself, When that moment finally comes, I'll be there to help. On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right here. Citizen soldiers holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered, We'll always be ready because we will always be there. When there are people crying in the streets, When they're starving for a meal to eat, When they simply need a place to make their beds, Right here underneath my wing, You can rest your head. On that day when you need your brothers and sisters to care, I'll be right here! Citizen soldiers holding the light for the ones that we guide from the dark of despair. Standing on guard for the ones that we sheltered, We'll always be ready because we will always be there... There... there... there... Hope and p
What A Charmer.
Johnny is GONE from my mother's life. period. He's with his whore, SHE just sent me a (stupid yet) offensive letter from HIS myspace (she's so fucking dumb. seriously). I know it's her because, he may be a stoner, but he types in proper english. "Ur ugly and r dirty fat whore eat more ' He comes back, i am fucking gone. MOM brought this drama into my life. He just sits in that fucking chair all day, smoking pot, and doing nothing. I'll go live with cori if i have to. HE IS NOT WELCOME HERE.
Come Back Lines
M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone. M: I want to give myself to you. W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. M: Your hair color is fabulous. W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store. M: You look like a dream. W: Go back to sleep. M: I can tell that you want me. W: Yes, I want you to leave. M: Hey, baby, what's your sign? W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop. M: Your body is like a temple. W: Sorry, there are no services today. M: Is this seat empty? W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? M: Haven't I seen you someplace before? W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Empowered The strength to rise from the pain, to continue at all cost, The strength to prolong all the shame, Knowing that you've lost, The strength to smile, when all you feel is anger, to substitute bad days, for the best ones you can remember, The strength to say 'I'm lost' when your pride has blocked your sight, to say 'please love me', though I've never done it right, The strength to say you love them, knowing there may be no reply, to stay by their sides at times, when all they do is cry, the strength to try again after many times of failing, to finally open up after many years of waiting, The strength to fall in love, though sacrificing your heart, to keep a loved one close while knowing you've grown apart, The strength to say ' I love you' when all else has gone wrong, to keep on waiting for you..... regardless of how long, ~destine~
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Lee Ann Womack: I Hope You Dance
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder. You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger. May you never take one single breath for granted. God forbid love ever leave yu emty-handed. I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean. Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens. Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance...I hope you dance. I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance. Never settle for the path of least resistance. Livin' might mean takin' chances but they're worth takin'. Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth makin'. Don't let some hell-bent heart leave you bitter. When you come close to sellin'out reconsider. Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance. And when you get the choice to sit it out ordance. I hope you dance...I hope you dance. Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along. Tell me who wants to look bac
Who Gave Me The Crabs?
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went she took them home and ate them herself.
Stars Have Nothing On You...
If you're ever lying on a beach with 80 billion* grains of sand beneath you, 700 thousand* ocean waves before you, 60 million* stars stretched out above you, and you're still not at all imppressed, I want you to think about this: The light you see reflecting from the stars is over one million* years old. WOW But then, just before you start to feel like a mere blip in the gigantic scheme of things, please remember this: Yes, you are small, but you're also irreplaceable and invaluable and miraculous. Those stars don't have anything on you.
Ah, Youth
Ah, youth... new skin, wide smiles, clear eyes... the future so bright. If only we could bottle it, sip it now and again, and stay forever twenty-one, forever ten, forever five. I liked being five. But I'd also like o think that time and age are like cousins, they're relative. Who saiid you have to go by actual miles? If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you be? (me, I'm sticking with five.) I'll even argue that you can bottle youth. What you store it in is all up to you. (I suddest your heart.) If you can figure out a way to keep the energy and gumption and fire alive, you'll always stay young. And where there's youth, there's hope... Where there's hope, there's wonder... Where there's wonder, there's faith... Where there's faith, there's chance... Where there's chance, there's love... Where there's love, there's music... and dancing. So in my heart of hearts I hope you dance... I really hope you dance.
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life is how you make it not how people make you. some poeple try to change others but they dont look at there selfs as well. so here to the judgers ,,,look at urself before saying something that you might regret cause you my end up on the other end one day. then what do you have to say then??????????????? i hate judgers. there is only one judge in my life that is THE MAN UP STAIRS. be urself not a fake or how someone wants you to be.
Hillary And Gun Control
Hillary Clinton, the leading Presidential Democratic Party candidate is for banning all guns in America. She is considered by those who have dealt with her as more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school meeting in north Florida, she asked the kids in the audience for total quietness. Then, in the silence, she started to slowly clap her hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, she said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in America dies from gun violence.' A young voice with a proud southern accent (probably Johnny) from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet! 'Well, stop clapping, ya stupid bitch!
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Islamic Way
Why God made Paramedics When God made paramedics, He was into His sixth day of overtime. An angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." God said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A Paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform." "He has to be able to lift three times his own weight. Crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breathe again." "He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals, and he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God replied. "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic ha
Britney Spears Wants Hot Career Comeback.....?
"The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being," the 25-year-old pop star/tabloid target writes in a posting Friday on her Web site. "I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever," writes Spears, who says she wants to go on tour and hopes her new album will be released later this year. Spears, who filed for divorce in November from Kevin Federline, 28, her husband of two years, says she is now more mature and free to explore her next move "as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached." Yes Brit, you are more mature and free, we've seen the photos! Please, don't do "us" anymore favors. And please, by all means, keep ALL YOUR STRINGS ATTACHED! We've seen enough. First it started with Britney and Christina's battle of the big soda companies, the age old dinosaur battle between Pepsi and Coke. Okay, I'll admit the two truck drivers meeting
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I Want To Tell You Lies
I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is..... I want to tell them lies. You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did. You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be ok...... I want to tell you lies. You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind. You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will..... I want to tell you lies. I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke. If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke. Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive. Don't make me tell you they're all dead........ I want to
I Wish You Could
I wish you could see the sadness of a business man as his livelihood goes up in flames, or that family returning home, only to find their house and belongings damaged or lost for good. I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 3 a.m. as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting his wife and family to know everything possible was done to try to save his life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar
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Let's Not Forget whome he faught & what he Faught for Big Up Dr. King We'll never forget you & What you did for Us One Love....IMage
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On A Serious Note. . .
Dr. Emanual Tanay is a well known and well respected psychiastrist. A German's point of view on Islam. A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War ll owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. 'Very few people were true Nazis 'he said,' but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it,they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.' We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion
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A Bloke Goes Into A Pub
A bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says. 'You dirty git' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I get my husband.' The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. 'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says. 'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!' she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. 'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?' 'I want to turn you upside down, open your flaps and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup' The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. 'What's up love?' he asks 'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head b
Would U Rather?
Would you rather get together with that someone special and enjoy love or would you just like to get fUkc'd randomly when and where you want?
Not In The Mood Lately
hello friends~ I am still here. I just haven't been in the mood lately to get on here and chat. I had another biopsy done yesterday and I am quite sore. I think my boobs need time to heal before any more procedures are done.....I am all bruised again. I think the place it's cut is the problem this time. The cut is on the under side of my right breast and it sags there and pulls more. I was hoping I would not bruise with this one as it was different from the other ones but I am already quite bruised. Today I am doing as little as possible. But I do need to clean the bathrooms and dust the cobwebs out of my room. I get more cobwebs in my room than any room I have ever seen. Maybe cause it is half under ground??? (we have a tri-level house) I have another appointment tomorrow with a cardiologist to see what this 'shadow' is on my upper left side of my heart. It could just be a shadow but it could be a clot. SO I have to have my heart checked out before any chemo is give
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So the restaurant has just closed, its warm night, we walk to the car….the parking lot is deserted, secure and discreet there is no activity here….we pause as I search for the car keys….I look at your face and feel the urge to kiss you….drawing you close I hold your face gently in my hands and kiss you deeply on your mouth….probing with my tongue…my hands gently caressing your face……mmmmm… soft and beautiful, so wet and yielding….I feel like I want to become one with your mouth…lose myself for ever init warmth and softness, the smell of your perfume on your soft skin…..I hold you now…..gently caressing your back…hugging you close into me…..stoking your hair….breathing you in….gently kissing your neck and throat…..mmmmm… do you like this….I love it…the softness of you, the smell and texture of you….I want you! My cock stirs….my passion is rising, I want you….aching in my balls as my cock swells….do you want me too….here in the night, in the parking lot, flickering lamps and
The Master!
There you are, dressed in your uniform……white crisp blouse, short pleated blue skirt and white ankle socks……I sit at my desk, letting my eyes wonder over you…your face, your hair, the shape of your tits through your blouse, your legs….hmmmmmm, I wonder if we can have some fun!! I ask you to reach me a book off my bottom self… turn and bend over…..god the curve of your arse is nice…..I want to grab it there and then…but stop myself…….as you stand and turn I see a flash of white knickers underneath your skirt….hmmmm…..definitely, I am going to teach you some things now……hahahahahaha You place the book on my desk, and I ask you if you have any idea why you are here… say no, the look of uncertainty on your face is pleasing…..I tell you that you have been a very naughty girl and you have been sent to me to be punished……so what do you think I should do to punish you??? Hahahahaha, your confusion grows, and I laugh at you…..I ask you if you want to bargain for a lighter sentence,
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40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon
Martin Luther King Jr. I Have A Dream
I Have a Dream delivered by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial Washington, DC, on August 28, 1963 "I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation. Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But one hundred years later, the Negro still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in t
Go Into The Water
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water Go into the water live there die there live there die We reject our earthly fires Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts Our home is down here, and we've known this for years We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds We'll rise, from our depths down below Release yourselves, drown with me We will conquer land with water Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We swim on We swim on
Briefcase Full Of Guts
Punch your card 'cause your working day has started and you're pushing hard for employee of the month You got your tools of business and They're bloodied by your clients and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts Door to door you are searching for a buyer Who will take the terms of your policy You got an invitation to their living room You're gonna demonstrate your products privately You know that I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream I'll divide you into pieces Sell them back and raise the price Make a profit off your interests You'll increase my sales tonight I will increase Productivity I must increase Productivity A.B.K. [4x] (Always Be Killing) I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as
Weird But Real
I just found out tonight that a security guard at work is on a porn website.I'm not one to gossip so I'm real late to game on this.I went to the site and 'sho nuff,there she is.There is absolutely no mistake because she has the same beehive hairstyle,smile and fake eyelashes.I don't think any less of her because that's just how some people are.They are very open about their sexuality. DAMN!!!....she has some BIIIG TITTIES!!!
Is This Love
Is This Love Lyrics
Oral Sex
do women love geting it or giving or both
The Way I Feel
I Am Fucking Done With This Retarded Ass Site!
in one week, i'll be closing my fubar accout. why? the fucking rules on this site are unfair and fucked up. first it was the loss of my mumms for posting what someone deemed inappropriate pictures of ass. see the blog "ass is not offensive" for more details on that fiasco. then the reporting of some of my personal pics as nsfw. granted, i just forgot to mark them, but i don't like being told by some prude i don't even fucking know telling me i'm being indecent or something. the straw that broke the camel's back has been the marking of the top pic in my photos. it is a pic of cookie monster and bert, in which cookie monster appears to be yelling at bert. and some clever little photoshopper somewhere on the planet typed "shut the fuck up" in blue over cookie monster head. someone PLEASE tell me how that is considered NSFW? are seasame street characters fucking with someone's mental out there? or is it the concept of telling someone to shut the fuck up, because i KNOW in my he
Virtual Insanity
Oh yeah, what we're living in (let me tell ya) It's a wonder man can eat at all When things are big that should be small Who can tell what magic spells we'll be doing for us And I'm giving all my love to this world Only to be told I can't see I can't breathe No more will we be And nothing's going to change the way we live Cos' we can always take but never give And now that things are changing for the worse, See, it's a crazy world we're living in And I just can't see that half of us immersed in sin Is all we have to give these - Futures made of virtual insanity now Always seem to, be govern'd by this love we have For useless, twisting, our new technology Oh, now there is no sound - for we all live underground And I'm thinking what a mess we're in Hard to know where to begin If I could slip the sickly ties that earthly man has made And now every mother, can choose the colour Of her child That's not nature's way Well that's what they said yesterday There's n
I Alone
It's easier not to be wise And measure these things by your brains I sank into eden with you Alone in the church by and by I'll read to you here save your eyes You'll need them your boat is at sea Your anchor is up you've been swept away And the greatest of teachers won't hesitate To leave you there by yourself Chained to fate I alone love you I alone tempt you I alone love you Fear is not the end of this! It's easier not to be great And measure these things by your eyes We long to be here by his resolve Alone in the church by and by To cradle the baby in space And leave you there by yourself Chained to fate Oh, now, we took it back too far, Only love can save us now, all these riddles that you burn All come runnin' back to you, all these rhythms that you hide Only love can save us now, all these riddles that you burn Yeah, yeah, yeah
Back 2 Good
Its nothing, it's so normal you Just stand there I could say so much But I don't go there cuz I don't want to I was thinking if you were lonely Maybe we could leave here and no one would know At least not to the point that we would think so Everyone here, knows everyone here is thinking about Somebody else Its best if we all keep it under our heads I couldnt tell, if anyone here was feeling The way I do But Im lonely now, and I don't know how To get it back to good I don't mean that, you own me This aint no good, in fact it's phony As hell But things worked out just like you wanted too If you see me out you don't know me Try to turn your head, try to give me some room To figure out just what Im going to do And everyone here, hates everyone here for Doing just like They do Its best if we all keep this quite instead And I couldnt tell, why everyone here was Doing me like They do But Im sorry now, and I don't know how To get it back to good Everyone he
Good Morning
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~~~old Timer's Sex~~~
~~~~Old Timer Sex~~~~ The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh, Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the
Not Happy Right Now
I just found out that two people I love and care alot is breaking up...this hurts me and I'm not going to tell them that it does. They been together for 7 years and they breaking up being that long in a realtionship shouldn't they try to work at the problem instead of going the easy way out. I don't know what could have cause it and I'm not blaming no one because it takes two to be in a realtionship and it also takes two to breakup one. What I know from my personal expernice. I have been with my husband for 7 seven years also we got married 3 years ago. We try to fix the problems and other stuff that comes our way. We talked things out. I have a feeling their breakup is going to be harder on me than them. I feel like they are making the wrong deiesion on breaking up. If it would be up to me. I would have them both sit down they would listen to me and tell them they are throwing their realtionship down the drain. I grow very close to Her now I feel like that she is leaving me and not hi
Moments In Life...
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The br
Fuck The Education System
Why the fuck do we go through 12 years of school? Most of us gain nothing out of it, do we even really remember what the fuck we learneD?? hell no! and when we apply for college, you first have to pay to apply, then pay to take their admissions test, pay for the gas to get there, and then probably get rejected anyways, and then if you don't, you need to pay to learn, pay for a course in which you're probably fully capable of doing all of it just so you can get hired at some career you'll probably only enjoy for 5 years so you can go back and pay everything all over again. And fuck highschool, the greatest years of your life my ass, I fucking hated highschool, and if I actually had a teacher that spoke fucking english I wouldn't be where I am now, Oh yea but we're supposed to know how to teach ourselves, so why the fuck to we attend? I might as well teach myself and probably have a better result. So now, technically, it's all my fault that the education system fucked up my life and i h
Duck Hunting Accident
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor who said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. So I'm going to refer you to my brother." "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."
Who Needs A Good Laugh
Yet Another Flavor...
Here's another for your amusement. It comes from my first novel "The Truth About Vampires". Morigana sobbed heavily as the tears coursed down her face. She still clung to the lamppost like an injured child to its mother’s leg. Her knees gave out and she quickly found herself slumped on the cold, hard ground. The betrayal was still a very fresh wound and her heart bled with every little reminder of how much Renee had hurt her. “There she is,” a female voice softly said off to her right. Morigana looked up, her sight clouded by tears. She saw a woman of small height and build dressed in a black leather jacket with purple trim. She had an oval face, pretty blue eyes, and short blonde hair. Her leather pants were tucked into a pair of biker boots that sparkled with shiny buckles. Beside her was a pair of very large men dressed all in black and wearing ski masks. Fear rose up in Morigana and she tried to scramble to her feet, only to rip and tear the fishnet stockings,
Uh, My Music
Just wanted to get opinions on whether or not people think I have a decent enough selection of music. No biggie
I Give Up.
I understand I really do now. It seems that people use this site to be a jackass since apparently that is all some people know how to do on this site. BE A JACKASS. I have tried and tried to teach those that would listen what I know. I may be young but I know a far bit more than most people twice as old as I am. This site proves that. 40 year old men and women on this site acting like children and harshly judging people just becuz they violently disagree with a statement or cuz they just want to be ignorant fuckheads and just cause drama. It isn't worth it. DRAMA is for LOSERS who DONT have a life. For people who constantly only think about themselves. They live in a sorry existence and should be dealt with. How? Well, I will just let your mind wander on that one. I don't know what you believe you people think you are doing on this site. You exercise your right to freedom of speech without regard to the consequences of that speech. Well, I guess when you sit on
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Rush, Rush
Call me a cunt I don't care. If I don't know you and haven't ever talked to you before I sure as hell ain't giving you my yahoo! So kiss my ass! Oh and blocking me and downrating me because of it shows what a fucktard you are.
Today Was The Day....
Dial Up And It Sucks
as yalls know i been offline for a while well back online but on dial up so no lounge for me for bout a week hopefully lol so to yalls in charmed visoins ill be back in there in a week os so loves ans misses yalls love the evil one starr
Today's Quote Be loyal to what you love, be true to the earth, fight your enemies with passion and laughter. -Edward Abbey
Music And Pic Comments
Hey, Just to let everyone know, I now DJ on my profile. It's the stickam thing in the "about me". I have ALL KINDS of music. So request something, and listen to it. =D Ok, another thing, DON'T LEAVE PIC COMMENTS! it messes with my page after awhile. So, If you're too lazy to type a comment to me, Don't even bother. I will delete any picture comment left on my profile.
I Hate Fubar Today
I created a MUMM today, to see if others could help me dicide whether or not i was fit enuff or not. Well, what a lot of Jelous and bitchy nasty members are aluriking around. Not all of them, but the first comment was, " we are gonna bash the hell out of this MUMM" another was, "your an arsehole" and then one person wanted to try and get my MUMM closed, and they succeeded. Totally unfair and when it got cloesed, the member must have an annonimous account, they left this next comment on my page INVALID MUMM SPECIFIED HAHAHAHAAH STUPID COCKSUCKER. This is awful behaviour, and FUBAR let this happen. These immature muppets, and the worst thing is Fubar for giving em reasons that did not apply to my MUMM for closure Ive appealed and wait for there reply.
Me And Drangons
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Changing My Country!
You know, I might need to stop putting foreign countries as my place of residence. I change it all the time. I do state in my profile that I live all over the my mind but my home is California. I am guessing that 90% of Fubar members don't read profiles. I am one that DOES read profiles. It doesn't mean I won't forget what I read 20 minutes later but at least I read them! So I pick a Country that sounds like a place I would want to visit or be at in that moment. I have not had any trouble but a few misconceptions of people thinking I am actually in Sweden or Christmas Island, lol. Now that I have chosen Greece as my next destination, I get Turk sending me a private message telling me to go on msn. How does he even know I have msn? Turkish men are kind of.....scary. I don't mean to offend any of you but they have always been pushy and saying disgusting things to me. I have added them on my profile in the past and then had to block them. Needless to say,

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