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American Soldiers.....
Life
Ever Feel like you don't belong? Feel like the life you have chosen is wrong? Settling on what seems is the best for you, But messing it up though thats nothing new. The card you have been dealt is the joker of the pack, You are stuck with it now and you can't hand it back. Living your life surviving day by day, You sit back and think you got lost along the way. You open your heart to those in which you care, Once again it is broken leaving you lonely and bare, So you try and protect it and built up a wall, But know you can't promise to keep it from all. Why do we let our hearts rule our brain? It feels like your life is being washed down the drain. Why can't we be strong and choose our own life? I feel like I can't even be a good wife. But this is what I have here and now, And I know I shall survive somehow, Just live in hope it will improve someday, For I really don't like feeling this way.
Show Some Skin
i been asked way too many times too show some skin too bad that won't happen my skin is only for my loving wife too see not the worlds
Sweet Emotion
This lady is throwing a party where each guest is supposed to show up as their favorite emotion. A guest shows up all dressed in green. "Oh I get it, Envy!" she says and lets him in. Next a lady shows up all dressed in red. She says, "Oh, Anger!" and lets her in. Next, she opens the door and two naked guys are standing there. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his dick stuck in it and the other guy has his dick stuck into a hollowed-out pear. "Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!" So the first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard." The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
The Man....
takes his craft very seriously. LOL 2 years old and one of the best scooters around. I love when people capture shit like this and send it to me. Please do enjoy... my nene:
Swimming
Well I flooded the server yet again. Yay!! Ok.. if you want me to rate your pictures or you or your stash anytime.. you need to shout at me. Umm.. I'm gone swimming now cause it's 90 degrees outside and pretty.
Once In A Lifetime
It's getting dark too soon A threatening silence surrounding me A wind comes up from the islands When distance fades to stormy grey, Washed out from the deep of the ocean, Here I will stand to face your wrath, While all the others are praying Calm down, my heart - don't beat so fast Don't be afraid, just once in a lifetime Calm down, my heart - don't beat so fast Don't be afraid, just once in a lifetime No rain can wash away my tears No wind can soothe my pain You made me doubt, you made me fear But now I'm not the same You took my wife, my unborn son Torn into the deep of the ocean I don't pretend that I love you Cause there is nothing left to lose And when silence comes back to me I find myself feeling lonely Standing here on the shores of destiny I find myself feeling lonely I had a life to give, many dreams to live Don't you know that you're losing so much this time? Beyond the waves, I will be free While all the others are praying Calm down
Funny
how i told everyone the cavs wouldn't win the nba finals an i was right now the people who belived the would won't talk too me hmmmmm
No Title Yet
As My Lonely Days,Turn Into Night, I Wonder What You Are Doing, Are You Thinking Of Me With Longing, Are You Wishing You Were Holding Me Tight. My Thoughts Of You Are In My Soul, I Think Of You With Every Breath I Take, My Sleepless Nights Are Thoughts Of You, Without You,My Life Will Never Be Whole. As I Lay In Bed Thinking Of You, So Many Thoughts Of What It Could Be, To Smell That Colonge That Only You Have, And I Wonder,Are You Dreaming Of Me Too. I Lie Here In This Lonesome Bed, Dreaming Of The Day We Will Be Together, Our Bodies Became As One In Our Love, I Know Our Love Can Be Fed. Soon My Love We Shall Be Together, Not Even The Distace Can Seperate Us, With A Love As Strong As Our Love, We Will Be Lovers,In,The Sweet Forever. When Our Bodies Join As One And Soars Above, Our Fragrances Mingling In The Air, Nothing Can Ever Come Between Us, For Something As Ours Is TRUE LOVE.
Quote For July 27
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. -- Ann Diehl Bonus Quote: There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. -- Mary Wilson Little This public service is brought to you daily by FUBAR's Yoda©, speak to you I will!
No Sleep
working too much attempting to tire in sheer darkness i toss and turn eyelids closing abruptly opening mind in full spin with a deep sigh a ghost appears my nightly fight you i don't miss only the warmth of your body your head on my chest or arm across my back in a deep sleep as of an angel the touch gone fully awake cursing your devil in total chaos alone at piece with your touch.
Two Cannibals.....
Two Cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and say "Does this taste funny to you?"
I Push But Forget To Pull
Take something you want, set it right infront of you, knowing that you CAN have it. As time goes on, you want this *thing* more and more! To the point it hurts! Now as bad as you want this thing, in your head you keep pushing it away...this amazing thing, thinking (its for the best) but its not for the fucking best! now we take a turn... I do this. Once in a GREAT while I get attached to somthing, I become obsessed! and I try and pretend its not there...when it clearly is... Then one day I wake up...and completely freak out about it not being how I want it...how it could have been. and I get soooo mad...but then after hours...maybe days, of thinking...crying...and pulling my hair out...I realise...ITS ALL MY FAULT! I SET MYSELF UP FOR DISTRUCTION! yar...somthing I needed to get off my chest...
The Truth Is..........
Sometimes I guess you just dont know what life is going to be throwing at ya. I havent been this emo in a very long time, and i hate it. I guess my emotional reactions to things have been a little dramatic as of late, but truth be told, I should be upset and freaking out, but im not. i dont know if it is becuase im in denial, or if there is some serious deeper meaning to it all. I dont think i want an answer to that question either way. I wear my heart on my sleeve and i deserve everything i get for it. Im not an idiot, should have known better, but then again, when you have complete faith and trust in something, whole heartedly, you become blind. But thats life, always give and take. Give your heart away, hopeing to get one in return, 99.99% guaranteed to get it back in a million pieces. The only thing you can do is pick up and move on, or at least thats what i was told is supposed to happen. I wouldnt call myself stuck up or anything like that, but its times like this th
My Headline
Alot of people keep asking about my headline, and my previous headlines. If you would actually take the time to read my profile you would clearly understand! My music section explains it all!!! Yes there are days that I change it and my profile really doesn't explain what i'm talking about fine that's understandable. I just don't understand why it's so hard to actualy read someones page before you talk to them. I always take the time to read your pages before I try to talk to you!! I'm constantly getting messages saying crap like "i would really love to learn more about you" well something like that kinda makes me think that you read it or attempted to! But then you go and ask me where I work! And all I do is tell you to read my page and then you get pissed! Oh and the one I love is when you ask me what I look for in a guy when my page clearly states that i'm only looking for friends!! Now don't get me wrong...i've meet some kick ass people on here that have actually taken the time to
Chaos Deathcult
Another Zyklon track showing much of the vision which drives them. Talking of the feeble religious nature of mankinds need for greater purpose in the face of that which is mundane but is yet so obvious as that of a greater purpose - the inevitability of death. Despite this it has traces of the knowledge of mankind setting bonds between religion and state that affects how we must all live, in constant fear and hate of those who differ, despite how much this is partly the weakness of mankind. And how good for religion is evil when you take away that emotional crutch. It's worth listening to the song in detail and listening to all the accompanying soundbytes. Esoteric knowledge about the last of things. My sweet eschatological vision. Foundation for the renewal of the world, immemorial sins, never redeemed. Suppressed, oppressed, never redeem again. The sulphur-kingdom, purgatory, hell`s damnation, no man will be perditioned for all time. Where is your millennium? Wh
Kicked Off Of Mumms For The Moment
Mo tards an retards,no more mentions,sorry for the comments,was just trying to be humorous,apparently not,will not do again,I swear.....An promise to brush out my mouth with Crest Whitening!.......Anyhow,hope most of all of you had fun,was not poking fingers at anyone,I apologize.
My Birthday Horoscope - Should I Take A Hint?
Everybody needs a little tenderness -- including you! So even as you're pushing yourself to achieve, perform and strive, give yourself some room and space for self-care, too. Rest is as important as effort.
Im Bitchin
Here is another Bitch session and if I get kicked off here for sayin this shit, then o well. I am so so sick and tired of "fan me, rate me" bullshit... thats all I do everyday all day and the peopl that say they will fan you and rate you back, well, What the hell happened to ya. Did ya dissapear or somthin after you got my rate and fan. Im startin to think if you dont look like a damn porn star then they dont screw with you. This is the first time I have ever asked anyone to comment on a pic. I am in a contest, dont know why but all my friends are commenting, none of these other godfathers and shit like that dont ever comment shit unless you talk to them all day.... why cant people be polite and stop begging for attention.. by the way, thank you to everyone that talks to me and does say hello...
Night Of Tattoo
You've made all of the arrangements. Everything is set in place for the events that are to follow. The tattoo artist is flying in to meet us. You've got the hotel room all ready to go per his instructions as to what he would need.. all the way to the place for me to lay while he extends the tattoo on my back. You've taken great care to insure my comfort thru the process knowing this is going to take several hours. There is music on hand, you know what I like to listen to and you have made sure it's all there. The room is large, lots of light coming in thru the windows, it's rather soothing. The windows cover almost the whole wall, facing out over the entire Vegas valley. It's a beautiful site, I just stand in awe even though I have seen this site many times, never fails to amaze me how beautiful it is here. You've already had our items placed into the room, before we even made it that far. No detail has been missed, music, drinks, company... everything is there. You can see
New Job
I started a new job on Monday. It has been really different from anything I have ever done. I talk to people on the phone all day...and no, not a 900 number..lmao...(well maybe my mind is the only one who went there) I quit my other 2 part time jobs and now work full time here. I made it thru the training week, so cross your fingers for me, that all will keep going good.
Laugh For July 28
Tattoo Art... A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh.' 'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.' After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. 'That doesn't look like them!' she complains loudly. 'Oh yes it does,' the artist says indignantly, 'and I can prove it.' With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk. 'Well, what do you think?' the woman asks, spreading her legs. 'Do you know who these men are?' The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says.'I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!'
Marauders No More Pt. 1
Two years ago, I wrote a short stroy detailing the events that led up to the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. With the release of the seventh and final book, I am doing a rewrite with the details revealed in Deathly Hallows carefully woven in. I hope you enjoy the first installment that I am giving you... Marauders No More: The Rise of the Chosen One Part One: The Prophecy Breathe deep the gathering gloom, Watch lights fade from every room. Bed-sitter people look back and lament, Another day's useless energy spent. Impassioned lovers wrestle as one, Lonely man cries for love and has none. New mother picks up and suckles her son, Senior citizens wish they were young. Cold hearted orb that rules the night, Removes the colors from our sight. Red is grey and yellow white. But we decide which is right. And which is an illusion? ďNights in White SatinĒ by the Moody Blues It was a cold, snowy night on the outskirts of Hogsmeade; Albus Dumb
Stabbing Westward-so Far Away
Each night I feel the distance that has grown between us Open up as lonely as the space between the stars I wish that I could find a way To smash my fist right through these walls Of ugliness and emptiness And gently touch your face But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away As you lie silently beside me choking back your tears I wonder if you recognize That silence now defines us Desperately I try to fight this overwhelming sense That I may never find The strength to change How hopeless we've become We need to find a way to break this silence We need to find a way to break this silence that's between us So I scream your name But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away And every time that you reach out You feel me pull away And every time that I touch you, I touch you, I touch you You feel so far away ---------------------------
Baby Will You Marry Me
u gotta repost this as, "babe will u marry me?" The 1st person to comment u saying "baby....i do." ... will be ur fubar wife/hubby... u'd be surprised just who wants to be urs
Haterz!!!!
IM AM NOT CHILDISH IN THE LEAST....I HAVE LADIES COMING THRU AND RATING ME 1, 2, 3, 4 AND 5. I AINT NO HATER....I WILL RATE YOU WELL OR WONT RATE AT ALL. I LOVE IT WHEN PPL HATE ON ME....!! ITS GOOD TO KNOW THEY THINK ABOUT ME ENOUGH TO COME BY EVERYDAY AND HATE ON ME!
Copy And Send Back To Me
******get this back of 10 people your a gardian angel***9 your a goddesss****8 your a princess** 7 your a earhly angel****6 your a hottie***5 your a hunny***4 your a cutie***3 your free of sin** 2 your in love***one theres more time to study the bible******
103 Top Member Pics
rate all member on top member list and be one yourself derek top dance lounge god bless you all 10.42pm sun rock the bar oh yeah hold tight riders here we goooooooooooo
Temp Me
When you look at me, Do you wonder as I wonder, About the taste of our kiss? Despite our distance My thoughts run wild With the fantasy of you, Inspired by your mere presence an words. You invade my senses an drive me wild Yes, you temp me in all ways an styles To believe that the sensation Of your naked flesh against mine Of you having your hands run all over my body Will set my passions free Oh my how much you temp me.
The Carnival Macabre
Carnival Macabre Venture by blackest, moonless night beyond the dried lakebed. Skirt around the carcasses of murdered fantasies Where the glowing spectres feast. Past the anorexic, pox-ridden desires. Listen! You can hear the cacophony of the Carnival Macabre! The weeping and wailing of childless mothers Imperfect harmony for The cries and screams of motherless children. Draw closer still, my brave traveler, Let the music of nightmares fill your ears. The rumbling of thunder, the roaring of flame. Surely these do not stay your feet? Come, my dear. Enter the Carnival Macabre. Pass through the gate wrought of bone and tendon Step up and pay the fare. A paltry sum to be sure: A few stinging, burning tears wept in sorrow A curse of rage hurled at the heavens, And you are a guest of the Carnival Macabre. Take my hand, I am your guide, else surely you'll be lost. I know this place like I once knew my own soul. For aeons I have walked these unholy grounds. There
Strength
You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do.
A Place In My Heart
It.s not something you just can see But deep inside my heart I know we're meant to be If i could hold you forever it would be a dream come true Cause what I want most is to be with you With just your smile you make a dreary day seem bright I look into your eyes and everything is alright The woman that I've dreamed of now is real Mere words can't express to her the way I feel There's a place in my heart and that is where My feelings of love for you will always be there
Gives Up !
well one can only try so many times to be happy and find your perfect soal mate. how long does one have to wait before you find that perfect person to say i love you and thay say it back and mean it ? i lost someone today i love very much had to let her go so she can be happy do i think she is going to be happy no i dont but thats me wishing its killing me not to here then 3 words from her now then to see her id on line and not being able to talk to her so loanly without the one you love around to make you smile dont know how much more i can take before i need to leave this all my heart says stay she will come back to me but then my heart says go why is it so hard to find true love wanted someone to share my life with forever still have no one whats wrong with me ! do i have all these flaws and i cant see then i would like to know sick of being in pain
Closer
The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see Like giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel Lying here next to you Time just seems to fly Needing you more and more Let's give love a try Sweeter than sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love you find True love In a special way The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see By giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I'll try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel The closer i get to you The more you'll make me see By giving you all i've got Your love has captured me
I Need A Computer Guru..
I have a virus on my computer. I keep getting the message.....Windows Explorer has stopped working...windows is checkig for a solution. Then it says Windows is restarting. It does this over and over and over and is driving me nuts!!! I can't even run my anitvirus because the message keeps throwing me out of everything. Someone pleeeeeeeeeeease help me. I have Windows Vista (which I hate). I am able to access the internet but the message interrupts everything. Thanks. I'm almost bald headed from this. =)
How Do You
How do you bail on a friend when you know she is the last friend she has? How do you know that it hurts to be with them but you are too nice to leave them? How am I supposed to go about this? Fuck me running up the ass with a sideways boot sans lube. I'm going to be drinking again tonight. YAY PERSONAL PITY PARTIES.
Lonely Victim
Life is lonely and full of pain Can't stop it, can never change it The loneliness takes over And becomes my life The pain consumes me And controls my free will I am a victim of your life A victim of your hate You've caused this loneliness and pain You've caused me to suffer Now it is my turn To make you feel my pain To make you suffer To make you feel this loneliness It is my turn To make you a victim Of the life that you created
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Truth
I love you sweet. I have Done nothing with no one and will prove it to you.
Today Is The Day!!!!!
Today is the day my love will finally be here!! So if you don't see me online, that is why. :D
Absent Other
Absent Other by Collette A shadow whispers into my ear I take a glance, but my pillow is bare Craving something so far, to be near Blackness takes over my room As I shut my eyes to the world The ghostly sound looms Could it be him, missing me too? Nightmare; but a dream? Wishing, hoping, that the lingerer is you Sleepless night takes over my mind Your silhouette grabs me, holds me When I wake what will I find? Morning sun reaches and you it captures Alone twisting in my empty bed A memory in time enraptured
Test
This is a unique personality test. There are only 4 questions but the results are very interesting. I was kind of shocked by what some of my answers meant. Be honest and honor what pops into your mind when the questions present themselves. Just click on the following: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html
Love What You Have...
Not everyone grew up in the same pair of shoes. Stop judging. Stop comparing. Don't lose yourself in wonders. In the end,we are all still an individual with our own story, that even now ourselves try to understand. There is always someone better than you. There is always someone prettier than you. There is always someone more talented than you. There is always someone smarter than you. There is always someone one step ahead of you... but the girl who is better than you may be lonely. The girl who is prettier than you may not be so pretty on the inside. The person smarter than you, may not have the love you receive from others. So never ever be jealous. Love what you have because once its goneÖits gone.
Michael Vick And The Nfl
It's been a while since news broke out on Michael Vick's alleged involvement with illegal dogfighting. And since then I've kept somewhat a casual observance over the developments since then. First off, I'm just sick to death over the detailed accounts listed in the federal indictment papers where they put a "losing" dog to death by hosing it down with water and then electrocuting the dog. Well, being a dog lover myself, I've come to the conclusion. If I was the judge, I would impart with Solomon-like wisdom and have Michael Vick hosed with water and then electrocuted. Then at the very least he would FEEL the pain the dog felt, he would know what it is to die horribly. But then again, I'd have to snap back to reality and know THIS would never happen. The ACLU would be demanding my head on a platter. Ha! But I do applaud the sportscard companies (Upper Deck, Donruss), the football retail wear companies (Reebok, NFL.com) for shutting down Vick's image in their products and recalling
The Veroncias ----- Speechless
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Vote Often, We Need Your Help
Please forward this to your entire address book. Then mark your calendar! We need your help! General Media Release: Local Talent Ashleigh Hanna from Rochester, NY has reached the finals in the USA World Showcase. Ashleigh Hanna from Rochester, NY was selected from over 40,000 auditions and competed in The USA World Showcase, a talent competition held at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Viewers have an opportunity now to vote for their favorite performers beginning August 5th at USAWorldShowcase.com for the opportunity to win up to $100.000.00 Ashleigh's performance will be broadcast worldwide on the Internet at WWW.USAWorldShowcase.com on Aug 5, 2007 in the Broadcast Show 1. The show starts from the beginning when you sign on to the website. Voting is from Aug 5 through the 10th. Help support Ashleigh and help her reach her goal of winning the USA World Showcase. To verify any information contact: Scott & Ashleigh Hanna shanna01@rochester.rr.com Scott's cell
This Is So Funny
What Is Your Battle Cry?Hark! Who is that, striding across the freeway! It is Angela, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries vengefully:"I'm seriously going to beat you so hard, your momma won't recognize you!"Find out!Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?created by beatings : powered by monkeys
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A Comment About Me
recently...someone made a comment referring to ME saying "could be worse, could be related to mother" or something to that effect. well, i say poop on that! im a good time damnit. i could be your red headed step brother. im just sayin. worse...pssh. such crap. such fool-headed crap, i says. fuck man. ya know what else is stupid? when ya wait 5 god damn days for an auction on ebay and then you get outbid. i mean. what hte fuck?! and when you leave your dead cell phone in some one else's car? that sucks too. im fucking tired and cant god damn sleep either, so ya know what? THAT SUCKS TOO. AND. my old man stopped by today. AKWARD...and yep. SUCK. god damnit.
How Honest R U
You Are 60% Brutally Honest Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.How Brutally Honest Are You?
Pet Peeves.
So I have a beef this morning, ALREADY! You know i'm pretty accomodating on most things. MOST, not everything. I keep fubar ON FUBAR, and that's just how it is. I like how when people ask me what my messenger name is that after I tell them no they can't have it they suddenly get all idignant and then i'm talking down to them when I say that. Sorry, but that's not me talking down to you folks, that's just me telling you how it is. I don't just add people on my personal messengers on a whim. I mean I need some place to hide to right? So yeah. I know. I'm a bitch. You don't have to tell me twice.
Judgement
Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths""Emos"
Jesus Is A Fake
How Are You In Bed?!
What are you like in bed?Wild and RomanticYou seem to be both wild and loving in the bedroom! You like to have an equal balance of both the sexualness and the love between you and that person!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Can't Ther Be Peace
If the white man wants to live in peace with the Indian, he can live in peace... Treat all men alike. Give them all the same law.Give them all an even chance to live and grow.All men were made by the same Great Spirit Chief. They are all brothers. The Earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it.... Let me be a free man,free to travel, free to stop,free to work,free to trade where I choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers,free to think and talk and act for myself, and I will obey every law, or submit to the penalty.
What's Happening To Me?
Recently a beautiful friend of mine had typed a blog about what happened while she was at the pool. She said that she sworn that she had seen a woman figure dressed in white. Now, there could be logical explanations many of which we could agree with. But what about tapping you psyche? I wondered if that is even possible even if you don't have, or don't think you have that ability like a psychic would. Apparently, on a number of occasions, this would happen to me. Now, I'm not saying I'm a psychic or that I can read minds. I'm just saying that it sometimes happens by chance, for me. Like for example, when I was watching Mind Freak on A&E, it was an episode in which Criss wanted to tap into his "inner psyche" and try to drive Mandy Moore's car blindfolded. Now there was a part in which he did this little "exercise" of guessing what Mandy Moore drew on this folded piece of paper and what her favorite number. When he went through this exercise, I was just guessing myself what she had
For Once My Horrorscope Makes Sense
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn For July 31,2007 Living successfully means in part learning to live with paradox. Case in point: you can be innocent and wise simultaneously. This realization helps you out when it comes to snags you've encountered lately. Anyone who knows anything about the past few weeks with me will understand...
Mod Of The Day Contest
I AM INTRODUCING 13 "MOD OF THE DAY" CONTESTS. THEY WILL BE EACH ONE MONTH LONG AND THE WINNERS OF THE FIRST 12 CONTESTS WILL RECIEVE A SPOT IN MY FIRST CALENDER WITH PROCEEDS GOING TO CHARITY.THE FINAL CONTEST WILL CONSIST OF THE 12 MONTHLY WINNERS TO SEE WHO BECOMES THE COVER. ONCE THE 12 WINNERS ARE KNOWN THEY WILL NEED TO SIGN OFF ON THE RIGHTS FOR PUBLISHING PURPOSES. YOU WILL NEED TO INFORM ME ASAP AS THERE WILL BE 10 ENTRIES ALLOWED PER MONTH.THE CALENDER WILL BE PUBLISHED FOR THE 2009 YEAR.ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO ASK.CONTEST WILL OPEN AS SOON AS THE FIRST 10 CONTESTENTS ARE KNOWN. THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL!
Feels So Right - Alabama
Whisper to me softly three words upon my skin. No ones near and listenin, so please dont say goodbye. Just hold me close and love me. Press your lips to mine. Mm, feels so right, feels so right. Lying here beside you, I hear the echoes of your sighs. Promise me youll stay with me and keep warm tonight. So hold me close and love me. Give my heart a smile. Mm, feels so right, feels so right. Your body feels so gentle and my passion rises high. Youre lovin me so easy. Your wish is my command. Just hold me close and love me. Tell me it wont end. Mm, feels so right, feels so right, feels so right. Aw, you feel so right baby.
Such A Cute Song
See your mama and the candles and the tears and rosesI see your daddy walk his daughter down the aisle. And my knees start to tremble as I tell the preacher, "Don't she look beautiful tonight?" All the wonderful words in my head I've been thinking, Ya know I wanna say em all just right. I lift your veil and angels start singing Such a heavenly sight, yeah! Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feeling's so absolute There's no doubt Sealing our love with a kiss Waited my whole life for this Watching all my dreams come true Lost in this moment with you I smell the jasmine floating in the air like a love song. Watch my words draw sweet tears from your eyes. Bow our heads while the preacher talks to Jesus. Please bless this brand new life, yeah Lost in this moment with you I am completely consumed My feeling's so absolute There's no doubt Sealing our love with a kiss Waited my whole life for this Watching all my dreams come true Lost in this
No Longer An Earth Angel Stash Member
There was some things said by myself in a blog in which my girl posted about another member, well this person had come in an degraded me all because of what I said, he/she was a friend at one point an time but things just went down hill. Anyways I am one to speak my mind an hey if none likes it then I dunno what the hell to tell ya...It's just me ya know... Anyways to all of those who are in the club I have enjoied myself an respect you all mostly my girl an you know who I'm speakin of, kisses an much love!!!
Be Stong Honey. Lmao
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
I Turned Right When I Should Have Gone Left
You have to admire my ability to figure out which side is my LEFT in only three tries. Here's what happened: I was on my way to work this morning and wanted to fill my gas tank on the car I was driving, our 1999 Hyundai Elantra. I would have been with Martha as she took Sarah and Jeffrey with her to Kmart, but we lagged because Jeffrey cried out as we were about to head out the door -- he's getting to have quite the appetite (like you've got much else to do as you'll be one month old tomorrow besides eat, excrete, and sleep)! The previous car I owned, the one I drove up to North Dakota from Florida, was a 1992 Plymouth Acclaim with the gas tank on the right side. When we traded that in and made a substantial automobile loan through our credit union for the Elantra (with our 1995 Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight Royale, they won't be paid off until December 2010), we now had two vehicles with their gas tanks on the left side of the car. For some reason, when I pulled into our regular gas st
Shameless Self Promotion
New song on www.myspace.com/djemok A Star is Bound. (Inspired by the idea of duct taping Paris Hilton to my coffee table and training a silverback to fist her)
Wake Up (live Acoustic)
THREE DAYS GRACE LYRICS "Wake Up" (live Acoustic) Iím not sober all the time You bring me down at least you try Until we see this eye to eye I donít want you I must be running out of luck Cause youíre just not drunk enough to fuck And now Iíve had it up to here I donít, I donít want you It took so long to see You walked away from me When I need you Wake up Iím pounding on the door Iím not the man I was before Where the hell are you When I need you Wake up Iím pounding on the door I wonít hurt you anymore Where the hell are you When I need you Iím not angry all the time You push me down at least you try Until we see this eye to eye I donít want you It took so long to see You walked away from me When I need you Wake up Iím pounding on the door Iím not the man I was before Where the hell are you When I need you Wake up Iím pounding on the door I wonít hurt you anymore Where the hell are you When I need you It took so long to see You walked
Sweet Dreams
MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts IT is time for me to go to bed busy day at work tomorrow! Love you all, leave me comments :)
The Meaning Of?
To all my friends; What would life be without friends? We wouldnt have someone to laugh with. We wouldnt have someone to hang out with. We wouldnt have someone who listens to our complaints,happiness,problems,pleasures or our thoughts. We wouldnt have someone there when we call because something tragic has happened in our lives. We wouldnt have someone that cares and thinks of us on those special occasions. We wouldnt have that person who means so much to us. We wouldnt have that person we worry for and care so much about. We would be awfully alone if we didnt have friends. So no matter where you are in life or no matter the situation just know that life wouldnt be much without friends.......I am happy that I can call you friend!!! From me Carol
Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Hang on, this one is a bit of a roller coaster. Actually, more like a Formula One race with twists and high speed turns. I'm at a young lady's apartment earlier tonight. Before you reach to give me a high-five it wasn't like that. There was a group, we were hangin out and watching a movie. Stay with me. It was a pirated Die Hard 4 from China, but that isn't important. What's important is the premise. No, not Bruce escaping death in beyond-ridiculous ways. The movie is set upon the plausible idea that someone or someones decide to attack the US by hacking into certain systems and disabling them. Okay, you've heard that before. Fine. This movie had a hint of realism in the idea of a "fire sale": a three-stage attack on transportation, finance and power grids. Yes, everyone loses their money. Yes, commerce and transportation grind to a halt. Yes, these clever ne'r do wells even infiltrate the Pentagon and give all kinds of unhelpful orders. While the producers and dire
The Brave
Got The Time?
does anybody got the time to listen to my rants and rhymes to keep me from committing crimes on silly fools who speak only lies if you got the time will you take it speak the truth and never fake it? never break my heart or replace it or leave me feeling complacent could you find a way to lift me up when I am feeling weak to fill my life with happiness when i feel defeat would you be able to smile at me when i'm feeling mad or give me all the romantic things that i've never had could you wake to me every morning and smile knowing it's real that everything you feel for me is everything i feel? could we laugh and love and be the ones that others often envy would you hold me tight all through the night even if you weren't getting any would you kiss me if i had a cold? love me even when i'm old have the courage to let a love unfold right before your eyes? is anybody listening? please say you got the time.
A Redneck Poem Somebody Sent To Me Lol
The Redneck Love Poem Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, What I di d to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man, To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, Y
Girlfriend
if girls want to know and they have been asking i do have a girlfriend and im very much with her but it dont hurt to ask i am a very nice guy and i do hate bots if there is anything that u would like to know about me just ask..............D_CREW
Wife From Hell
> WIFE FROM HELL > > > > A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I > clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' > > The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps > your radar gun needs calibrating.' > > Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly > dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.' > > As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife > and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?' > > The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar > detector went off when it did.' > > As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar > detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through > clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?' > > The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your > seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine. ' > The
Smartass Awnsers
Smart Ass Answer ..5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub." *************** Smart Ass Answer ..4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer ..2: A truck driver was driving along on the
Unlimited Blasts
no time limit every 12500 comments gets a week blast 4 my friend who comment bomb please help me aleast get a week blasts ..ty u have too add her as a friend to comment
Too Deep
I do not want this poem to go too deep. It's premature, and love's too far away. But there are things I feel the need to say Rather than more days of silence keep. I hope for you it's not too great a leap To hear me talking to you in this way. My fears sometimes my sentiments betray, Telling me to put my thoughts to sleep. Ever since we met I've thought of you As something more than just a passing friend. You seem so lovely, like a melody That haunts me with the wisp of something true. You haunt me still, and so I won't pretend: I tell you this that you might think of me.
U Don't Love Me But I Love You
You don't love me, but ah! do I love you! It kills me that right now you have another! Each day I watch the antics of you two Happy hopping birds and say, why bother? But I am chained to you as fish to sea, Or as the moon to Earth, or Earth to sun. The thought of letting go so tortures me That I would rather let my anguish run. I know that if I wait you will be mine. Such love as this must sweep all walls away! I am your natural light, and I will shine Till due rotation turns your night to day. Until then, this sorrow will remain: My hope of joy must be my source of pain.
For All Mom's..thanks Tom
This is a good one!!!! > > > > >M O M > >My son came home from school one day, >with a smirk upon his face. >He decided he was smart enough, >to put me in my place. > >"Guess what I learned in Civics Two, >that's taught by Mr. Wright? >It's all about the laws today, >The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' > >It says I need not clean my room, >don't have to cut my hair >No one can tell me what to think, >or speak, or what to wear. > >I have freedom from religion, >and regardless what you say, >I don't have to bow my head, >and I sure don't have to pray. > >I can wear earrings if I want, >and pierce my tongue & nose. >I can read & watch jus t what I like, >get tattoos from head to toe. > >And if you ever spank me, >I'll charge you with a crime. >I'll back up all my charges, >with the marks on my behind. > >Don't you ever touch me, >my body's only for my use, >not for your hugs and kisses, >that's just more child abuse. > >Don't preach about your morals
Free At Last
This whole weekend, starting at noon tomorrow, I will pretty much have the house to myself. That means I won't have to listen to my mom or stepdad get into it over stupid shit. Also NO KIDS!!!!!!!!!!! So I can sleep in WOO HOO!!!!
I Want To Live My Next Life Backwards...
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Simple Pleasures
ENJOY!!! TAY
Take A Guess , Get A Present!
Take a guess at who my secret crush is on and if you're right, I'll buy you a dozen roses from the Fubar gift shop......... good luck! lol and send your guess to my fubarmail,thanx! .......Jade
Well It Was Fun
well CherryTappers ... im out ... the whole cherrytap thin isnt for me ... bu if u guys wanna talk to me and get to know me better ... add me to ur msn .. clarabear_69@hotmail.com ... ok i love you guys ... xoxo buh bye
Been Gone
Once again I've had technical issues here at the Casa de la Yoda. They been resolved now and I hope to hear from everyone soon. Thanks to all my friends!!
"order For Disorder"
"order for disorder" as the night takes the day darkness fills the void left by the light from order spawns disorder choas rules where harmony was passion and desire reign over the rational consuming energy scorches all cleansing as it burns order reincarnates from discord the cycle begins anew balance shifting constantly both are to benefit without eachother nothing would be more than a constant unwavering in design stable and unchanging how fucking dull Jon
"earthbound"
"Earthbound" alone I stand I must be damned I miss you my love on wings you soar high above out of my sight missing you day and night searching the skies tears fill my eyes rushing the edge life's perilous ledge longing for flight earthbound my plight jumping for your embrace laughing in death's face by Jon
Dreamful Speed Reality
Dreamful Speed Reality Greatly awakened once again Such a long rewarding wait The spin beyond control The seeker forever found in a moment Again encountered a different kind Filled to the limits beyond overflowed Beautifully imagined dreamers set free To a world a life hearts beat soulfully Left and returned Another dreamer yet one like my own We parted and left only to memories Short and indescribable journey through commitment We saw and tried to touch Speed far too great and beautiful color Washed and cleansed Peaceful soul mate coma We decayed out denial and realness One to take hold and never let go All about forever eternity and remembered Only dreamed we shared The sadness reality of eye opening A step back in I open my eyes to yet but another dream Inspired moved and loved I open my eyes to yet but another dream
Wretch
WRETCH Forced to make the call I sacrificed it all No longer able to stall Backed against my cell wall Facing the perpetual maul Your ceaseless wrecking ball Stopping for nothing at all Your tactics appall I'm not your rag doll I deny you my fall Absorbing it all Watch me stand tall To you I'll never crawl Knock yourself out on my wall Jon
Just A Thought...
just a thought... abiogenesis nuclear fission light pollution
Three Of Six
THREE OF SIX darkness and light of which I'm pieced opposing energies vying to be released chaos is surely the nature of the beast upon its table I most commonly feast establishing my own order in the least suddenly darkness has violently increased a blackened maelstrom devours the light sucking it down with ferocious might the brightest days have now become night losing the contrast of black and white I've been groomed to weather this fight eliciting the union of darkness and light I refuse to submit or compromise breaking now would be my demise I have no plans to say goodbyes calm inside the storm of my eyes on mismatched wings I shall rise THIS DARKSUN NEVER DIES!!!!!!! by Jon
The Truth
people are forever like i don't fear the truth but when you tell thmthe truth they all go nuts an get emos
2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 WHEN: 1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 7. Every commercial on TV has a web address at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic; and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
My Mumm
I MUST APOLOGIZE 2 ALL WHO VOTED AND COMMENTED ON MY MUMM (SMILES) WHAT I DIDN'T SAY WAS THAT IT'S A PIECE FROM MY 1ST PARANORMAL ROMANCE NOVEL (SMILES) SO, NO I'M NOT ON DRUGS!!! I'M SOME1 WHO BELIEVES IN THE UNBELIEVABLE AND ALSO SOME1 WHO DARES 2 DREAM (SMILES) THANK U 2 ALL 4 UR HONESTY ALWAYS URS, QUEENKAT (KISSES)
One For The Ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Just seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" ~~"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
Hey!
(besides those who already have) Its my freakin B-day in a Hour and a half! Can't anyone say somethin?
Time Management And Making Up
I just wander how you ladies manage this. As you read my profile, I love feminity in all its aspects. I lately got dressed and wanted to add some finishing touch with make-up: nail polish, eyeliner, mascara,... the full scala let's say... It took me about an hour! I don't count the time deciding how to dress, that worry occupied my mind about the whole week upfront already lol. So ladies, what's your secret behind this, to get yourself dressed in such a short notice, and still be able to look pretty? For all you guys, if your lady made her up just for you, consider it as a very special gift, I can tell, and if you don't believe this... give it a try for yourself :)
My Summer
Well here it is August, and summer is almost over, I have to say that mine has been a great one. My son is doing great in baseball, things all around have been just awesome. I have a great job that I love and my son who is the best. Hope everyone has had a great summer. One that you will always remember. To all my friends you are the best. Luv and hugs *Little Lee*
Drinking
I drank so much I made the Irish and Germans look like the French
Been Busy
So .. . The last couple days while basically wasted have led to one delightful development. . . I"m totally and completely in love with Ryan he's in basic right now but will be home soon I've known him for over a year and I guess we're a couple now and i'm quite deliriously happy about it actually but I'm still jobless so if you know anybody hiring it would be much appriciated. Kiss Kiss
The Beautiful Young Lady
There is a young lady down Texas way a cowboy has takin a likin to. Her smile could light up any darkin room. Her heart is of God's gracious love. Her eyes shine like the brightest diamond and the cowboy gets lost each time he looks in them. She is a Blessin to the Cowboy and he thanks God each and everyday fur lettin the two cross paths. Her voice is calm and soothing like an angel singin. Each day the cowboy thinks of her his heart grows fonder and fonder .. She is in his every thought and he misses her more and more each day. The cowboy yearns more each day to see the beautiful young lady. To hold her close and spend precious time with her. To be a blessin in her life as she is in his . The cowboy says " Thank you maam for bringin happyness and laughter to my life and I pray that God's Love and Grace will bless us both in the days ahead when we spend time together. "
Sex Position
tell me what position you like and y u like doing it that way
She Said Yes!!!
Last night(Aug 4th) I proposed to my long time gf, Katie. We are now engaged. The wedding date has yet to be set. I am hoping it will be after we get into a house and that should be March or April of next year. Well I just thought I should inform all of your online buddies of mine. Hope to talk to you all soon. C-ya Mike
Everytime It Rains
Dark clouds are movng in Thunder rumbles ans the soft sound of rain begins Sadness melts to depression, dwelling from deep within Tears begin falling, like the blood that drip from my broken skin I only feel this pain This feeling I fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud And everytime it rains I always lose blood The rain beats down on my roof Just can't help but I feel so sad and trodden down Can't help but hurt myself, is all I can do Cause when the sky is crying, I can only frown I only feel this way I only feel this pain This feeling i fear is here to stay Everytime it rains Everytime it rains I wish I wasn't here And everytime it rains I can't dry my falling tears Everytime it rains It reminds me of how dirty I am, like a puddle of mud
Heyy All Look At This
HEY ALL COME JOIN ME IN THE ACE CAFE WHERE THE SEXIEST WOMEN ARE AND THE HOTTEST MEN ARE ON FUBAR THEY ARE HERE HERE HERE HEHEHEHE THE BEST DJS AND SO ON SOO COME JOIN ME FOR A LIL FUN DRINK A LIL DANCE A LIL AND FOR OVER ALL LIVE A LIL http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=6478#
A;lkhghgd;s
fucking GOD damn bored. people are either WoWing it to gayness. school. "trying to work." just not on cause they probably actually have somethin to do. god im SUCKING at life.
Back In It
hey what's up, people call me peanut, i don't know the name just stuck. i'm somewhat new to this site, but i guess you can blog on this. For a while i was always the person to back down from competition with women, not like they're supposed to be a competition (i mean so it's not degrading) but i would alwasy give up if i realized i didn't have a shot and i would never make the first move because of rocky relationships in the past and being used or played by a lot of people. But last night i realized to not back down anymore and give it my all. i'm not going to sit back and wait anymore for my opportunity to come to be with a girl, i'm going out there on a sturdy branch and going for it instead of watching as*holes and fatties get the girls by being a d*ck and some still go for that. i've come a long way from being a fatass myself to getting in shape and looking good, and now it's my turn. Nothing worth having ever comes easy, so those of you with relationship problems, look in the mi
6200to Level
greedd2005 A.O.M. Bomb Squad@ fubar
Piercings And Pain
i got my tongue pierced for my 18th bday and yes for those who dont talk to me enough to know my real age sorry about that, but yeah IM 18! As of July 31st! LMAO ne ways talk to you guys more about it later...lmao
Leaving Home
The first time around I thought things would be better, But as it's been said, "The grass ain't always greener on the other side of the fence." Now I come to the end of the second. And even as I approach forty, I'm fucking scared to death. I'm talking about marriage. Well my failed marriages anyway. I wonder, am I really that bad at relationships, or do I just keep making the same mistakes over and over, or.. is it my choice of women. It's easy to blame them. She did this or that. She didn't do enough of this or that. Easy to blame. But I know the things I have done and haven't done, and a real man owns up to that. Right? I can't take back the past. History is history. There ain't no damn time machine to let me go back and right the wrongs, make the other choices instead of the ones I have made. I have to live with what I have done. I have to live with what got me to where I am today. Preparing to leave again. To start over again. I turn forty in a couple of months. I have no
What Ancient Breed Are You?
You scored as Goddess, You are a goddess. Your constantly helping people with their problems, but you never take time for you. You should try to take some alone time. Take a trip far away, where noone knows you. It will be good for you, because you deserve a break.Sorceress100% Elf100% Goddess100% Faerie83% Dragon83% Vampyre75% Drow75% Wolf67% Shadow Spirit42% Zombie17% What ancient breed are you?created with QuizFarm.com
Stop By Check Out His Selection !!
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Text Messages
Be careful how you list names on your cell phone! This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, Credit card, purse...etc.... was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her Husband, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says "I've Just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago." When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen and phone to text "hubby" in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account. Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, s weetheart, Dad, Mom etc....... And very importantly, when sensitive info is being as
More Updates
I just wanted to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers. I spoke to my sister a little while ago, and she said that mom is now awake....well, kinda groggy but expected. Surgery went well and she is now in ICU recovery. Thank you ALL once again!
How The Hell Is It....
That all the psychos of the world manage to find me?????? Gimme a break already!
The Bouncer
is it just me, or does anyone else have to copy the code that the bouncer gives you to post a freaking comment.....is this a new feature.....
Fire
I cried tonight I fought with all my might Thatís a lie I relished in the tears from my eyes I said I wouldnít do it again To not be one of those weak willed men To never let anyone get close to me My heart on my sleeve So big it blinds me to see Iím left with learning how to breathe To find within myself the desire To let someone else light my fire I will be empty for a while Praying I will find the time to smile
Why Should I Care
Guess I'm in a mood today, dunno. I ask, though, why do we fawking care about the downraters? I mean, come on, when I first came on here a couple of months ago I cared. I finally have come to realized that for every number 5 or lower I get about 2 or 3 10's and sometimes an 11. I mean come on are your feelings getting hurt or what, I mean maybe ya are a 1 to that person, or maybe ya pissed em off and they not man enough to rate ya a 1 with thier own profile. So what, get over it. I guss I am just sick and tired of the bulletins, it's either come rate me and help me or this fooker rated me a 1...I don't care anymore. It's just stupid, childish, dramaish, bullshit, and when I come on here I feel like I am back in friggen high school. People calling people out on starting drama need to realize that they are the one's who keep the drama going. If ya would just let it alone then omg what would you talk about...hmmm, think about it....if ya weren't maybe ya might meet someone really c
Reading "about Me" Section Of My Page Before Adding (plz Read)
OK PEOPLE ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER JUST LOOKING AT MY PICS AND THEN ADDING ME OR JUST ADDING ME FOR THE HELL OF IT CAUSE THEY NEED MORE FRIENDS FOR THE POINTS...WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING I DONT GIVE A FLAT FUCK THAT YOU NEED POINTS I DONT NOW AND I NEVER WILL SO GIVE THAT SHIT UP FROM NOW ON ANYONE PLANNING TO ADD ME MUST READ MY "ABOUT ME" SECTION IF YOUR GOING TO ADD ME ITS BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME NOT JUST ADD ME TO BE FUCKIN ADDIN ME BECAUSE YOU NEED THE DAMN POINTS BECAUSE FRANKLY I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU NEEDING POINTS THATS NOT WHAT IM HERE FOR IM HERE FOR FRIENDS THE POINTS ARE JUST A BONUS FOR ME...SO START READING THE "ABOUT ME" SECTION OR DONT FUCKIN ADD ME AT ALL K THANKS MUAHZ TO ALL PEACE! ~+ADEMA+~ *NOTE:THIS WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON MY MAIN PROFILE PAGE K THANKS.
29 Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the T
What The Conversation Leads To...
A lot of guys ask me what they should talk about once they get a woman's name and after they have complimented her. What you need to do is find out what she wants, what she desires, or what turns her on, her passion or hobby. Ask her questions about that and you will have captivated her completely. Also, always find ways to agree with her. NEVER DISAGREE with a woman when you first meet her. You want to create a context of relatedness, and that's done by agreeing with her. So stop worrying about what you're going to say next. Focus all your attention and energy on listening to what the woman is saying to you. Try to visualize or "feel" what she's saying. Now when listening you want to pay particular attention to any "seeds" or free information she happens to throw your way. Seeds refer to subtle hints that women give that point to conversational topics that they would like to or be willing to discuss. Keep in mind that if a woman likes you or would like to get to know you bette
I Am...
Gonna be going threw all my friends and fans. I have alot more friends then I do fans. So to make sure I havent missed anyone I am going to go threw all of them and make sure I have fanned and rated your page. If I missed you and you know it pls feel free to let me know and I will correct the problem. I know it upsets ppl if they fan/rate you and you dont return the favor so I'll be making sure I correct this on me end. Anyway much love to all. MUAHHHHHHHH
Tear
I tore your soul, I'll break your heart. Disappear into the greatest rip, That divides your love. Millions of pieces on the floor. Cut your feet, make you bleed. Warm, wet, sticky liquid seeps between your toes Squish, Squish. I can hear you. Climb back out. I'll push you back Over the brink. Where insanity waits with open arms. To embrace its newest charge. Where a shattered heart becomes ice, a ripped soul becomes a wall. Insanity grips your vey being and refuses to let go. You hold on for dear life.
Do You People Have An Brain Cells?
too wear you have too copy everyone else get a life
This The Kinda Sheeut That Happins When Yoo Git Abducted!!
Pencil removed from woman's head after 55 years Mon Aug 6, 9:08 AM ET A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported Monday. Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four. "The pencil went right through my skin -- and disappeared into my head," Wegner told the newspaper. It narrowly missed vital parts of her brain. At the time no one dared operate, but now technology has improved sufficiently for doctors to be able to remove it. Most of the pencil, some three inches long, was taken out in an operation at a private Berlin clinic, but the tip had grown in so firmly that it was impossible to remove.
The Alberta Cowboy
Submitted by one of our readers - Shawn Kellett. Not really an IT joke, but we allowed it cause it involves technology. A goodie bag is on its way to him. An cowboy in Alberta was overseeing his herd in a remote mountain pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to the Internet. He calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location, which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man
I Want You To Want Me
Originally by Cheap Trick in 1977 I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? I want you to want me. I need you to need me. Id love you to love me. Im beggin you to beg me. Ill shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt. Ill get home early from work if you say that you love me. Didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyin. Oh, didnt i, didnt i, didnt I see you cryin? Feelin all alone without a friend, you know yo
Gender Biases
You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example... 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's h
Drink
thank u all for the drinks xxxxx
Tragic Suicide
He stares out the window, as he finishes his letter of death a tear drops from his bloodshot eyes, and now theres nothing left. He hesitates to sign the letter, not sure if this is right. But then he remembers what he's been through and what his life is like. He knows his life is just a waste, it's not worth fighting for so he makes his final decision to die, just doesn't wanna live anymore. He closes up the last letter he would write, seals it with a sigh. For such a happy looking person, who would thought he'd go and die "I can't believe I'm doing this, I mean, is this a mistake? Lord help me make the right decision, cause this is more than i can take.. I tried so hard to make things right, but they always end up wrong is this really what I'm destined for? To live and die alone? Lord why don't you answer me? Why are you never there? Out of everybody in the dreadful world, I thought that you would care. I'm tired of the ignorance, ignoring my prayers and tears I was s
I Am In Love!!!!!
4 yrs ago i meet the man of my dreams. I love him so much. I would die for him. I would kill an bitch that trys to fu*k with him. Hes my bestfriend, my world, my hubby, I love you so much baby, I am glad that i get to grow old with you. where ever life may take us I will be there for you. what ever god made put on fornt of us i will be there. I will always have your back, you will always be my best friend. Love your wifey in lifey. shorty420
Bike Pics!
Tail of the Dragon, Deals Gap NC 318 Curves in 11 Miles I had an awesome time!!!
The Straggly Cat
I have a new perspective on vets!! The Straggly Cat She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her.....she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. (My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.) The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full of people waitin
Any Ideas?
So even though I want so much to write something I can't think of anything. SO if any of you care if I write or not, would you please post some ideas I'm up for most anything. Thanks guys! The White Rabbit.
Fu-wifey Application!
If you would like to become my Fu-Wifey, please complete the application below and send it via private message. ~~ TakenZonie Fu-Wifey Application 1. name: 2. age: 3. height: 4. weight: 5. location: 6. birthday: 7. why do you want to be my Fu-Wifey? 8. what are your hobbies? 9. favorite music? 10. favorite color? 11. favorite movie? 12. favorite day of the week? 13. do you smoke cigarettes? 14. do you drink? 15. do you do drugs? 16. do you have any tatoos or piercings? if so, what and were? 17. are you religious? 18. are you a dreamer, or are you down to earth? 19. are you spontaneous, or do you prefer to make plans? 20. are you risque, or conservative? 21. what do you feel is the most important part of a relationship? 22. do you have an innie or an outie? ;) 23. what style of panties do you wear? 24. if I was depressed or upset about something, what would you do to get me out of that mood? 25. what can you d
Big Country..
Hey all my lovely friends... Please go to my page click on the family tab, click on Big Country and give my buddy Eddie a huge fubar welcome. I'll give a gift to everyone who let's me know they stopped by Big Country's Page, rated and fanned him! Thanks my loves! Shawna
Survey Time
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do/did you have a crush on me? 9. Would you kiss me? 10. Would you hug me? 11. Physically, what stands out? 12. Emotionally, what stands out? 13. Do you wish I was cooler? 14. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 15. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 16. Am I loveable? 17. How long have you known me? 18. Describe me in one word. 19. What was your first impression? 20. Do you still think that way about me now? 21. What do you think my weakness is? 22. Do you think I'll get married? 23. What makes me happy? 24. What reminds you of me? 25. How well do you know me? 26. When's the last time you sa
Playlist For The 2 Weeks Of 7/24/07 - 8/7/07.
Music: Acheron - Rebirth: Metamorphosing Into Godhood Amorphis - Black Winter Day EP Anatomy - The Witches Of Dathomir Autumn Tears - Absolution EP Cannibal Corpse - Eaten Back To Life Cannibal Corpse - The Bleeding Cannibal Corpse - Bloodthirst Cannibal Corpse - Worm Infested EP Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion Coroner - Mental Vortex Coroner - Grin Civil Disturbance - The Battle Within Danzig III - How The Gods Kill Dark Angel - Darkness Descends Dark Faith - Terrains Vagues Death - Leprosy Deicide - Legion Echoes Of Eternity - The Forgotten Goddess Entombed - Full Of Hell Single Fear Factory - Soul Of A New Machine Flotsam And Jetsam - When The Storm Comes Down From Blood And Burning - Demo 2007 Funerus - Festering Earth Goatwhore - A Haunting Curse Kiss - Dressed To Kill Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Creatures Of The Night Kiss - Crazy Nights Kreator - Extreme Aggression Massacre - From Beyond Monstrosity - Imperial Doom Morgion - Among Majestic Rui
~ The Man Show - Kid At The Beach ~
In 3 .... 2 ......
I don't know exactly why, but I exploded tonight. Shit just wasn't adding up. I am sick to death of things just falling apart around me. So of course my reaction was to take one good thing I had going and fuck that up as well. Why not ? Everything else is fucked up. I swear, some days it just isn't worth the effort of getting out of bed. ....... or even speaking to anyone for that matter.
Level Me Up Every Body!
Please help my friend level upDaisy Girl@ fubar
4700to Level
PLEASE ONLY RATE BLOG IF YOU ARE HELPING ON A LEVEL UP THIS ISNT FOR POINTS THIS IS TOO KNOW HOW MUCH HELP WE DO HAVE STOP BY AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE SWEETHING333 ** Please Sign my Guest Book ***CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER ***@ fubar
Venting Again
i swear why can't people including family mind their on damn business..i'm so sick of everyone thinking my life is their concern...who i see who i don't see..who i fuck or don't fuck..or i have a relationship with or don't..or whatever..is none of you damn business...sheez...get a freakin life..and leave mine alone...
Bad Day Again......
No matter what I do I seem to hurt people. If I stay on the site I hurt people and if I leave I hurt people. Someone I really care about got hurt tonight and I don't even know what I did wrong. I am so lost. This song keeps playing over and over again in my head along with that little voice that a few know about. I don't want this rated, I don't want comments, and I sure as hell don't want to hear don't do it. I am a big girl and can make my own decisions. The voice tells me to cut and I fight it. I think now I am going to put my headset on listen to some tunes and try to adjust to the things that have happened today. I am not getting back on yahoo for the night and I dont know if I will have my shoutbox on on here. For those who get on later and want to know I took my mom to the doctor today like I said I was going to. They found and removed two palups. Hopefully it is nothing but you never know and we have a family history of colon cancer so I am worried about her and then I hurt a g
Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [ burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position
Greetings
Hello to everyone who visits here. Well, I'm very new to this site and getting use to everything here. It's quite confusing, at least at first, though I hope to get a hang of it and stick around. Anyhow, a little bit about me. My name is Megyn, but most call me Sune, or a few good friends call me Sunage. Don't know where it came from but oh well. I'm 19, and I live in Illinois. I love to have fun, draw, catch things on fire and all that. I'm also a Furry. For those who don't know what that is, it's someone with a deep connection with a certain animal or animals, in my case a snow leapord, and have a habit of acting like, or even dressing up, as said animal. You can see an example with my yarn ball pic. I am also working at becoming a Suicide Girl. I'm signed up and all that, and just need to figure out some ideas for my first set. So if you have any Ideas, shout 'em out at me. And... I think this is all I have to say for now. Take care everyone!
I'm A Libra....and It Actually Fits!!!!!
**Naughty Horoscopes** Aries (March 21- April-19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color.
Weird Stalker Like Person
ok ... im not a bitch, far from it but I just gotta vent about someone I know. I go to TAFE with this guy, he is like 19 years old, and possibly the creepiest person I have met! and that is saying something considering the people I know. he stares at me all day, and its real sly the way he does it, like just out the corner of his eye or from right across the room. I feel insecure when I am around him alone, its weird. he is weird! now you see I am nice to everyone, I try and make friends with most people and at the beginning of the course I tried really hard to be inclusive with him, you know like bringing him into conversation and making him sit with us - all on purpose because otherwise I just know his type of personality, he would of sat alone and talk to no one. I think, could be wrong but I think my gesture of friendship was seen differently by him! seriously I do not know what the hell ticks through his brain and I sure as hell do not what to know. BUT he says he is gay ... t
Spirit Animals
Main List of Animals Jaguar, Orca, Cougar/Mountain Lion/Puma and Crow/Rook Wolf, Lynx, Coyote and Rabbit/Hare Heron, Owl, Cheetah, Lion and Hummingbird Polar Bear, Tiger, Frog/Tadpole, Lizard and Mole Deer/Hart, Goose, Butterfly/Caterpillar, Duck, Alligator/Crocodile and Mantis Otter, Fox, Swan and Bat Dolphin/Porpoise, Porcupine, Elephant and Eagle Horse/Pony/Mustang, Willie Wagtail, Squirrel, Badger, Giraffe Hawk, Dingo, Pelican and Vulture/Buzzard/Condor Caribou/Reindeer, Sea Eagle, Hippopotamus and Sheep/Ram/Ewe Buffalo/Bison, Spider, Opossum and Raccoon Snake/Serpent, Goat, Damselfly/Dragonfly and Skunk Turtle/Tortoise, Weasel/Ferret/Mink, Armadillo and Beaver Zebra, Penguin, Moose, Woodpecker/Flicker/Sapsucker and Turkey Llama/Guanaco/Vicuna, Koala, Peacock/Peahen and Rhinoceros Seal, Antelope, Snow Leopard and Gull Leopard, Bee, Hyena and Cardinal/Redbird Black Panther, Baboon, Hedgehog and Jay
Calling All Bombers Please Help
please help my friend yugi oh hes been a good friend to me n has helped me in contest n such can u all do me a favor n throw down some comments on his contest hes in it for a 14,000VIC....I BET HE HAS HELPED MANY OF U...SO PLEASE SHOW LOVE
What The Hell
ok i know i posted a few blogs today but screwit they are mine lol i had to post this one after i got done reading yet another book lol so here gos i love this quote. "Ive seen god and i tell you he's crazy" sorry but with the state of things today that quote just seems to fit.
Sex
i need sex if u want me leave ur number
Ouch
had fun last night. partied hard, had been, and my inebrated dumb ass fell asleep in russell's enormous beanbag chair. its one of them ungodly huge ones that cost $500 bux, and is mega comfy when yer beyond baked and gassed on jager...however, waking up, as i have about an hour ago, in agony, back is alive with excruciating pain, all i could do was roll out of the thing, onto the floor, and grip my balls while in a fetal position, and sob...cursing god and anyone else and chewing up advil like m&m's..... *loaded .357 magnum is what i'm going to use for pain relief from now on* =P
You Gotta' Be Careful With Them Southern Belles...
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana . He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the second day it was better and by the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Mississippi girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for dinner. He said that the first day he didn't see anything, the second d
Balloons
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; Thereís but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. Weíll fly beyond the storm clouds and weíll watch from up above, Iíll cover you in rainbows as we feel each othersí love; Youíll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, Iíll dry you with a cometís tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heavenís height, For nothing else can challenge our loveís everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in loveís celestial ocean, Iíll write you loversí poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. Weíll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angelís wings
New Tatt
Whoo hooo thats right getting a new tatt sat. yee freakin haa mother fuckers I am so happy and here's the best part its FREEE hell yeah don't know what it will be yet might get there and decide against the butterfly but I know it will be at the base of my neck sexy yet can be covered if it has to be. Damn I'm excited suggestions are welcome and will be taken into consideration. Will post pic of my new tatt either sat. night or sunday morning LATERZ
Identity Theft!
More Sex Jokes
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm fucking STARVING!" --------------------------
Thanks!!!!
I want to say Thank You to all of you who have given me sweet birthday wishes and gifts so far! You all definitely f'ing ROCK! Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Brief Update...
Many of you have been asking why I haven't been around lately. Mostly, it's been because I had gotten into a severe depression about not having a job. All that changed last week. Tuesday of last week, I interviewed for a new job. The interview went very well, and by the end of it, I had been offered a job - later to be realized as a dream job. I started the new job Monday of this week. I am working at BWI Airport, maintaining their security system (card readers, cameras, etc. - if you fly into BWI, I'm watching you). This new job has given me an all-access pass to BWI Airport, including permission to drive on the tarmac, alongside passenger and cargo jets. I absolutely LOVE this job! The pay is a little low for now (expected to go up soon, once I complete the trial period). There's moments where I am working my ass off getting things fixed, and these high-intensity moments are balanced out with moments of rest, waiting for the next call. With over 1000 cameras and ro
Blind -- Another Old One
sitting in this dark room, my eyes making shapes from nothing, see whats not there, wanting to see something, i dream of images, make myself believe they are there, these dark and bloody images, all i can do is stare, the image is haunting, i can see what was me, the perfect person i was, and the one i was supposed to be, then the person i have become, the one with nothing, wanting to go back to the place, where i was at least something, i was just a number to them, to the authority that ruled, the other inmates however, we couldnt be fooled, is this who i am, what i have become, just another criminal, its how im viewed by some, so i sit and stare, the darkness that shows me shapes, shapes that arent realy there, i need to get outa this place, what is this place? this place is my mind, i need a new place, where my thoughts are blind.
Bitmap To Jpeg
HMMMMM? I HAVE ALOT OF PICS I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE IN MY FILES HERE, HOWEVER, THEY ARE BITMAP. CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW I CAN CHANGE THEM TO JPEG SO I CAN UPLOAD THEM?
Chris Brown - Say Goodbye
Life Without Love
Why? Why do people say that they love you only to tear you apart only to break you down everyday everyday everyday words like razor blades to shred and tear away your happiness and they delight all the while like a child it's a trap an endless cycle and you long.. long... for release and you need.. need to be free but you're bound and chained to the hatred that they breathe the air they pollute and you gasp and grasp at the thought of escape an end to your pain rescue me you scream save me you pray don't abandon me i am dying inside but I am not dead I need a hero to release this poison from my head to heal to love to show me something new I am looking for a miracle man could he be you?
The Balled Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltrane - Nick Cave
There was a thick set man with frog eyes who was standing by the door and a little bald man with wing-nut ears was waiting in the car Well Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed man as he walked into the bar, and Betty Coltrane she jumped under her table. "What's your pleasure?" asked the barman he had a face like boiled meat "There's a girl called Betty Coltrane that I have come to see" "But I ain't seen that girl 'round here for more than a week" and Betty Coltrane she hid beneath the table. Well, then in came a sailior with mermaids tattooed on his arms, Followed by the man with the wing-nut ears who was waitin' in the car Well, Robert Moore sensed trouble, he'd seen it comin' from afar and Betty Coltrain she gasped beneath the table. Well, the sailor said "I'm looking for my wife, they call her Betty Coltrain!" The frog-eyed man said "That can't be; that's my wife's maiden name." And the man with the wing-nut ears said, "Hey, I married her back in Spain!"
The Pimpout My Husband Did For Me!
i am doing a pimp ouot for my sexy wife...please fan...add...and rate her..... ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY@ fubar (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real' on '2007-08-09 19:03:08') (repost of original by 'ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY' on '2007-08-09 19:30:44') (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real' on '2007-08-10 05:52:00') (repost of original by 'ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY' on '2007-08-10 05:57:23') (repost of original by 'HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real' on '2007-08-10 07:53:14') (repost of original by 'ANGEL1111 REAL WIFE TO HOTSTUD262006 & FOUNDER & THE FIRST LADY OF THE GODFATHER FAMILY' on '2007-08-10 12:32:57')
Just Felt Lie It I Guess
Now, I just write what I feel. I know it is not tradional, but hell, here it is: the heat of the night you came to my door sweating and panting needing and wanting I open my arms feeling your embrace Kiss my lips Touch my face The stars shining brighter your love a miracle Hear the Ocean see my desire I am yours tonight and all nights Feel the wind upon our skin the cool touch of your hand on my breast the wetness below the hardness bumping into me our souls dancing upon the moon enter me becoming one tasting your skin making love hear me moan hear me cry the joy in my body the love on top of me may this night never end
Craig David, Personal
Anything you want from me I'll do but first Let's get personal personal personal let's get personal personal personal personal with you We're sittin' havin' dinner at your parent's home some of the finest food I've ever known but I need some sweetness on my tongue and it ain't a type of sugar oh no So maybe we can go somewhere name a room girl I don't care where's the bedroom (it's upstairs) I'll meet you there in a minute girl so we can get Let's get personal (ooh yeah) personal (tight baby) personal (maybe we can get) personal (just a little, just a little bit) let's get personal (ooh yay) personal (I wanna get personal) personal (come on baby, just trust me) personal (I wanna get) personal with you I'm behind you in your bedroom with your hands against the wall but keeping one eye on the door got your t-shirt and your panties on ooh I feel so right, can't be wrong, no I know you like it when I touch you there girl just keep it quiet or the
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What Does Love Mean?
WHAT DOES LOVE MEAN? Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. They're touching words from the mouth of babes . . . A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 ----------------------------------------------------
Poem From My Love
Myspace Address
i found my space address so for anyone who has a complain here ya go 2 all the parents who don't ask what your kids are doing some parent you are anyway here ya go 8391 Beverly Blvd, #349, Los Angeles, CA 90048)
Yes
I love her. It is overpowering when she is near, more when she is not.
About Autism / Pdd
Definition Autism and Pervasive Developmental Disorder NOS (not otherwise specified) are developmental disabilities that share many of the same characteristics. Usually evident by age three, autism and PDDNOS are neurological disorders that affect a child's ability to communicate, understand language, play, and relate to others. In the diagnostic manual used to classify disabilities, the DSM-IV (American Psychiatric Association, 1994), "autistic disorder" is listed as a category under the heading of "Pervasive Developmental Disorders." A diagnosis of autistic disorder is made when an individual displays 6 or more of 12 symptoms listed across three major areas: social interaction, communication, and behavior. When children display similar behaviors but do not meet the criteria for autistic disorder, they may receive a diagnosis of Pervasive Developmental Disorder NOS (PDD not otherwise specified). Although the diagnosis is technically referred to as PDDNOS, throughout the remainde
What Autism Is Not
1. Autism is not mental retardation. Some autistic people may be very intelligent there is a lot of evidence that Albert Einstein may have been autistic. 2. Autism is not "savant" syndrome. Some autistic people are "savant", (e.g., instant calculator, etc.) but most are not. Other autistic people are "gifted", however, and have high "general" intelligence. Some autistic people have normal intelligence, and some may be retarded. 3. Autism is not an emotional problem. Autism is a neurological condition which people are usually born with. Psychological trauma doesn't cause it. 4. Autism is not a psychosis or lack of reality contact. 5. People do not choose to be autistic. 6. Autism is not "a fate worse than death." Autistic people have some disadvantages, but some live very happy and rewarding lives. Many autistic people wouldn't want to be "cured", as this would be like erasing them and replacing them with different people.
Calling All Bedheads!
BEDHEAD CONTEST For all those who look like a quickly spun troll doll in the morning... For all those who spend hours taming that unmanagable mane in the morning... For all those who hide the shame that only their pillows and the light of dawn see... I give you THE GREAT BEDHEAD CHALLENGE! C'mon, people, now is the time to proudly drag that ungodly rat's nest out of the closet and show it to the world! Too often the contests on fubar are about popularity and looking sexy......Now it's time to have some fun! So tease, shake and let us see you at your worst! The contest will be starting Saturday August 18th at 7 PM EST and will run to the following Saturday August 25th at 7 PM EST First prize will be a Trailer. Second Prize will be Cold Shower. Third Prize will be a Sleeping Pill. Rules: Bombing is aloud, in fact go for it! Rates count as ten a piece. The top three winners will be announced shortly after the
Come See Me!!
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Hero
God Created Them... He Must Really Love Them
HOW DO THEY SURVIVE? ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She s
Lost
I feel lost I see the sharks circling, now that they see the chance I hope she knows how I feel I hope she does not forget how I feel I hope she comes back to me soon because i feel empty right now Damn I miss her
Italians
Stereotypical italians - my mom's side All they do is argue and mask their insecurities talking about others. The guests leave and they quickly start crticizing how fat she was or that double chin slightly visible. They lack rational thought and just prefer to carry down the traditional insecure attitude from their idiot ancestors. I can tell Italians didn't invent the fucking wheel. Fucking idiots.
Family
I am going to clean up my family list . Tomorow , anyone in my family that dosen't contact me will be deleted.
Friend // Defined
FRIEND A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, and who takes great care to be kind to you, honest with you, dependable and loyal. Someone who you trust without question because he/she has never given you any reason not to trust. Someone you enjoy being around and look forward to seeing. Someone who would sacrifice him/herself for you.A person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are. An individual who cares about you and seeks no personal gain from their relationship with you. A good friend will bail you outta jail. A best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"
My Gift ~
You scored as You have the Gift of Empathy, You have been blessed with the gift of Empathy. Even though it is a heavy burden to carry the pain of others, know this that you can help them. Though I must advise you to learn how to not take their pain upon yourself and drag you downYou have the Gift of Empathy88% You have the Gift of Discernment81% You have the Gift of Wisdom63% You have the Gift of a Seer56% You sadly do not recognize your gift yet56% You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision50% What is your gift?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com
A Natural Beauty
Beauty is a thing seldom seen. It is held by all within the soul it lies, waiting to come out to the surface, but it can only be found if someone is sharing your soul with you. Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world. Only love can bring beauty out. Once seen, beauty never hides again. Not even hatred can deny beauty of it's true design. Beauty, although possessed by all by few and fewer yet will ever see one of the most beautiful sights - the beauty held by you. imikimi - Customize Your World
This So Good I Had To Blog It!!!!
(REPOST) OK, SO LATELY I HAVE NOTICED AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF RACISM ON FUBAR. I FOR ONE DO NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT IN ANY FUCKING WAY. I COMMUNICATE AND GET ALONG WITH MEMBERS OF EVERY RELIGION, RACE, GENDER AND CREED KNOWN TO MAN. A PERSON IS A PERSON AND I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SEPERATISM OR RACISM. I AM A WHITE MAN. BIG FUCKING DEAL. IF YOU ARE A WHITE RACIST, DO NOT ASSUME I AM GOING TO JOIN YOUR BULLSHIT. YOU SHOULD ALL BE INDIVIDUALLY PULLED ASIDE AND SHOT IN THE FACE. TWICE. AND THE SAD PART IS 99% OF YOU AINT GOT THE BALLS TO STAND THE FUCK UP TILL U HAVE FOLLOWERS. IF YOU'RE A RACIST, OR KNOWINGLY CONSORT WITH THEM AND JOKE LIKE IT IS COOL, STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. I HAVE PULLED SEVERAL FRIENDS ASIDE THIS MORNING ON SHIT I HAVE SEEN AND THANKFULLY THEY HAVE REMOVED THEMSELVES FROM CERTAIN PAGES AS FRIENDS AND FANS. IF I FIND U CONSORTING WITH SUCH INDIVIDUALS, DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF U ARE OFF MY LIST. RACISM IS STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT AND CLOSET RACISM IS THE WORST. I SEE P
Foot
So ya My perfect summer I broke my foot at the beach.I'm in a cast for four weeks.Summer will be over then whats up with that ugh.my friend and I were splashin each other and our foots met.Hers won my broke .Great summer huh.I hobbled off the beach in pain.Poor me
Outside Fun.
With the wind blow in your hair while you are standing on top of the hill with the sun silhouetting your body in the white sheer gown, I come up from behind you and take you in my arms. I set down on the green grass, the fresh air swirling around us. I take your hand and pull you down to set in my lap. A large oak tree stands behind us protecting our back from the warm sun, which can only shine on our fronts keeping us warm in the cool breeze of the October day. Nuzzling my nose against the back of you beautiful hair and kissing your neck I pull up and off your sheer gown, exposing your breast to the breeze and sunlight. I lean back to lie flat on my back pulling you down on top of me. With your breast pointing skyward I cup one in each hand and softly kiss your neck. ďYou are such a beautiful and warm lady.Ē I whisper in your ear. I start to rub your nipples between my thumbs and fingers. You can feel me growing and pressing against your butt through my shorts. I slide the back of
Rove
just a quick note leaving st louis shortly but just heard Karl Rove is quitting. Let's hope his special seat in hell is reserved and he can occupy it soon! good riddance douchebag Rant Over
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In the order that I heart them:
Aquarius
Yeah...pretty much me... Aquarius About Your Sign... Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "
Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he
Fruit
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"
You Have My Wrath ...
I am utterly filthy on that biological thing which is my father. I just found something out that makes me so angry and upset. I am rather close with my mother and I worry about her so much. she told me something this morning that made my jaw drop! She told me that, all together there was less than $16,000 left in the bank account... and that my old man had pissed away all their money on failed business ventures, most recently pissing away over $100,000 on shares for an oil company which has pretty much gone bust, hence loosing just about all the money. and the thing thats gets me to me so bad is, she is 60 years old and works up to seven days a week to pay the bills and put food on the table, yet he sits on his arse and has been retired for over 15 years. oh I cannot even begin to describe how much this hurts me! I live here right now to help out financially already giving over half my pay check under the table too her. he even made her work through cancer! she is old now, she i
Sweet
I love her.
Pick Up Line
Your Pickup Line Is Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
Repost
http://www.fubar.com/user/978841 this bitch said this in my shout box "I gave you a six to build up your confidence you fuckin loser! Your dog ugly" so all my friends rate this bitch a 1
12,200 To Level
This will be it for the night..Thanks for an awesome day of team work..Please remeber that if you are bored or im not here and you wanna help someone to watch the homepage comments there are yet a few we need to do..Good Night Sweet dreams ♥Criminal Barbii3♥Lette 4 lyfe/SCF Bomber@ fubar
Atmosphere
What I lust for... and you just have to listen :) Atmosphere: Se7ens.............. "And he was a man Or so he thought Paid attention to the lessons that he taught Second hand me down blessing She was short on patience Carried person hated every day people The plight of the pessimist Habitual living daily schedule consisted of work Television and sexual moments But some times it gets so hope less When non-sense raises an oct of thought blocks With a firm grasp on the grudge they both clutched in the name of love Fear of the results had push ever came to shove Seduced for fun Produce a a lot of fight Two youths on the run Learning some truth about life And when he stares at the stars he reflects on the moon The time the talks they share walking around calhoon And when she watches the look on his face as he sleeps She recalls every inch as to how it got this deep Now how am I to know you like the way I laugh I can't read the map, no ones ever se
Sinus Pressure...
I woke up this morning with some nasty sinus pressure. It all feels like it is on the right side of my face. There is pressure above and below my right eye. I am calling in sick from work. I dont trust my attention to be there for driving safely into work.
Grrrrrrr.... Stessed Out
so I am very stressed out.. I got butterfly's in my tummy.. My son goes to have surgury tomorrow.. I am so nervous. I mean it is nothing super serious, but there are always room for mistakes and danger when you put a life in someone elses hands. I feel bad for putting him on time out today..even though he's being a little terd.. becuase he's 3 and don't even realize what will happen tomorrow. GRRRRRRR... it is so hard being a mom. It is so hard having to feel all of this worry for him. I feel myself want to cry, becuase I just wish that it was all over and everything was already okay... I am going to be a mess tomorrow. It's hard being strong... i need someone to hold my hand too... someone to tell me that it will all work out fine and let me cry on their shoulder. Times like this I wish I was more religous.. I wish that I had some pull with a higher force..and I try not to worry that that will be held against me.. or my sweet child. How can I not worry? Please let everything be oka
Hair
I can't wait till Wed. My girl is going to dye my hair either hot pink or red. I love her! She is the best stylist in Denver. Check her out her fubar name is hairprincess. hairprincess@ fubar
Something To Make Your Day!
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was quite amused, but explains to her that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks her, "Do you have a motorcycle? The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there" and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz
So Excited!!
I think i might have found a house!! I kind of drove around this morning looking for places to rent.. and i came upon this house which is near my kids school.. I called the lady and they want 165 thousand from the house.. I had asked if they were willing to do a rent to own deal and she said she had it in mind.. The good thing is that she isn't going through a reality company!! Our credit is horrible.. The house is 3 bedroom. 1600 Square feet. With an Arizona room. Also has a pool which is gated with rout iron fencing. I have to go look at the house in about an hour! I'm soooo excited.. I hope things work out.. I cant stand living in an apartment for much longer.. Grrr Soo ill post a blog when i get back on what the house looked like and all... Much love to my Friends!! Jen!
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Dr.s Appt
I am back from my dr.s appt and the results are as I expected . They didn't find a solitary thing. My esophigus is not opening or closing as it should . So I have to find every eay possible to find comfort . I am getting tired of eating nothing but soft food.
If You Want To Live, You'll Do This Or Mr. Suburbia Frequenting Nightly Eateries
Yes, it's a morbid title today, but Martha applied the thumbscrews of guilt last night after I'd picked up dinner and forgotten to bring her a dessert from McDonald's. My rationale was that any ice cream I got would melt by the time Sarah and I got home. When I got home from work last night, Martha had been so busy riding herd on Sarah (who has hit the "terrible twos" six months early) after trying to get Jeffrey who now weighs 13 pounds and is 22.375 inches long) that offering to buy dinner was the best thing to do since she hadn't had a chance to start anything. Offering to take Sarah with me to get dinner won an emphatic thumbs up! So I got Sarah a plain hamburger, Martha the three-piece Chicken Selects value meal, and me the Two Cheeseburgers value meal (the idea behind that is convincing my stomach I'm eating more when I'm actually not) which I went large on -- is that the same as Super Size? -- as well as a cup of coffee and two Cherry Pies. Martha does not like McDonald's
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In The Beginning...
Vlad was a wandering minstral playing at fairs and feasts when he met the fair Red. She was a kitchen wench at the time, making merry with much wine and song. She noticed Vlad lurking in the corner. "Pray thee, dost thow knowest what all thine knobs are for?" She proclaimed as Vlad manipulated his contraption. "Yeah verily, come hither and I will show thee how I tweeketh thine knob" Vlad exclaimed. When the supple wench approached, Vlad was dumbstruck at the light in the fair Red's face. He gently guided the fair Reds hand to allow her to feel the power of his knobs. The wench then exclaimed "Thow knowest the seasons have shifted and a snow befalls us. Thine chariot and team will not make the trip to the old bridge. Thow must seek shelter in my humble abode." Vlad had not been unacustomed to being asked to humble quarters by toothsome wenches. Most times he does turn down the offer in favor of his steed, the road, and to be alone. But the light in the fair R
Ignorance Decaying
We live and we die, We fight to survive This cold-hearted world we live in. Eyes see through the dark; We can't take a part In a life that's so damned demented. Do you see what i see? Chaos and Madness unveiling their wings, Taking flight in the hearts of the men we uphold So dearly to heart, as together they mold Our lives to their bidding, Fighting and killing. God will You save us today? As the storm breaks and the sun comes out, We open our eyes and clearly see The time is now, for you and me. The Ignorance must stop, the Truth must be shown; Too many people fear the Unknown. But I say, pay attention and open your mind. It's not too late to change what's wrong. No longer should we be seen labeled as blind. It's a new day, it's a whole new song. So fight for the Truth, destroy these chains weighing us down. Never again will we play the Fool, We are nobody's clown.
5400 To Level
OK CHANGE OF PLAN IM GOING TO PUT THEM UP UNTIL WE CANT LEVEL ANY MORE..SHOW SOME LOVE IF YOU HAVEMT MAXED ~Buffy~@ fubar
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Tit For Tat ... Lol
So.. this is more of an opinion type thing I guess. I have seen so many different varieties of photos on here but the one thing I keep coming across is the amount of nudey pics of girls on here. Now c'mon girls, do you really have to take your tits out to get someone to look at you? I feel that's kinda sad. But before anyone flames me for having a shot of my cleavage up here..lemme just say this: I am here for FUN! and I am aware that we all get a lil horny and some of us have fun showing our bits off... but in good taste or all in good fun.... not showin ALL your bits. Leave a lil to the imagination ya know ... Now, I have spoken with quite a few fellas here that say they do NOT like the chicks looking for that kinda attention.. yet those girls have the HIGHEST ratings here and the most friends/comments. So.. there must be SOMEONE that enjoys that eh? So fellas... and girlies {if ur into that sorta thing}... what gets you most? The mysterious ones....? or the ones who let it
Another Visit
I awoke with my hands tied over my head. How she did it without waking me I donít know. Laying there on my back. Her soft breath hot on my neck as she nuzzled me. She was expert with me. Knowing exactly what turned me on the most. Taking me in her hand she began. As her hand moved on me she began to whisper. I grew instantly. I could feel her smile against my ear. She kissed down my neck and began teasing my nipples with her mouth. I longed to touch her to feel her skin. Soon groans started escaping my mouth. She immediately moved up and covered my mouth with hers. Her tongue darting in my mouth sweet and strong. Biting my lip as her hand moved in the rhythm that drove me mad with desire. Kissing me again and again. Her breasts against my side. Nipples hard and begging to be sucked. I begged her to mount me. Begged to feel her velvet engulf me. She straddled my stomach then, facing away. I could see how wet she was as she backed herself over my face. My mouth watered as she
Oldie But Goodie!
Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
Not Easy At All!
glitter-graphics.com Everyone told me after Virgel shot himself that it would take a little time before I was over it. How does someone get over something like that? One minute he's here playin with my kids and hangin out and the next he's all over the news and the papers for killing himself. And ofcourse the papers and the news make him sound like a bad guy, if they had only had a chance to know him, they wouldn't say such cruel things. Virgel Gilseth was young and had his whole life ahead of him, and because of one stupid night, it's all gone. now all I have are my memories, and the fact that I can sit here and say I was ucky enough to have been a part of his life and vise-versa. R.I.P Virgel...I'll miss you forever!!! glitter-graphics.com
Stop Please
Dudes please stop asking my girl to go to an im with you,this is really annoying me. Stay tuned because if she accepts one of your foolish requests well then im history. Thankyou now get on the little bus. love slash
Made It!
I'm sitting at my folks house in VA... long ass trip! Flew from my base in Iraq to one in Kuwait, waited a couple of days then hopped skipped and jumped across the pond and out-processed in El Paso, flew into Dulles yesterday. big sigh of relief... I got to see my brothers family yesterday and went to my parents new house were I slept for 11 hours. To many time zones, to little time.... lol
Tom Coyote .org Check Them Out If You're Having Pc Trouble They Will Take A Bite Out Of The Critters
So how did I get infected in the first place? You usually get infected because your security settings are too low. Here are a number of recommendations to help tighten them, which will hopefully make you a less likely victim: Safe Computing Practices 1.) Keep your Windows updated! * Go to Start > Windows Update or navigate to [color=blue]http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com, and install ALL Critical security updates listed (you will need to use Internet Explorer to do this). If you're running Windows XP, that of course includes Service Pack 2 (SP2)! * If you suspect your computer is infected with Malware of any type, please do NOT install SP2 yet. Read the SpywareInfo FAQ and post a HijackThis log in our forums to get help cleaning your machine. Once you are sure you have a clean system, it is highly recommended to install SP2 to help prevent against future infections. * It's important always to keep current with the latest security fixes fr
The Most Precious Gift
The Most Precious Gift Short as life may be We all try to find the one we need The one who will bring joy and happiness to us For as long as the world turns just because Love, a most precious gift, binds them to you Cause without their love you, A mortal being, would wonder around And your feet would not touch the ground. With those words above I send eternal love To you and your one and only Who will surely be your dear sweet honey. Be kind and just when together With your significant other!
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Alone
Iím dying inside Trying too hard not to show you Iíve created new a mask Just for spending time with you It eats at my soul The way you treat me Like yesterdayís rolled up newspaper Teaching obedience to a dog Why do I love you? I tried to walk away But the tears only rolled harder Once I was alone Teach me to hurt you The way you hurt me Maybe I will understand then The power you feel I keep hoping youíll find The love inside you Growing from the seed Of my hopes and dreams Why do I love you? I tried to walk away But the tears only rolled harder Once I was alone Call me pathetically naÔve And I will agree I have no fight left in me To hold to my own opinion Youíve dug me a chasm I canít seem to crawl out of Just please donít leave me here All alone
Tomorrow
im having surgery tomorrow at 10 everyone keep me in your thoughts!! Thanks
Emptiness
There is a hole in my heart that can not be filled. No other man could be compared. The loss of a man with so much love. That no other man could give. He was a gift from God. A gift to all whom ever crossed his path. This man was the only man, who could get one to laugh, With just the smile on his face. As a child he was a true joy. A joy of wonderful memories to treasure. He was a man, who would give the clothes off his back, If there was someone that needed them more. This man was a man with such a big heart. No other man could be compared. This was a man who I called my Father. Another Dedication to My Father - R.I.P.
Bridge Over Troubled Water...
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So Many Tears
After all these years It has actually come to an end We cannot be lovers We cannot be friends Last night was a hard one Lots of tears and pain I think I cried so much That my head is going insane We held eachother persistantly Never wanting to move on We looked in one anothers eyes And knew the answer all along What was best isn't what we wanted But we can't have everything we want in life It was so hard to walk out that door Without all the feeling of sadness and strife So I did it oh so quickly So that I wouldn't turn back It hurt, trust me Love for you isn't what I lack I don't even know what to write now I'm stuck and I can't think All these tears keep on flowing My nosed stuffed, can barely breathe I miss you so much But I know that we can never be I dno't want this either But this is best you have to see Seeing all those tears Briskly falling from your eyes Please stop, don't look at me I don't want to cry Each day I seem to get mor
Here With Me
We came into the hotel room. Our clothes are wet From the cold pounding rain outside. I looked into her eyes, and along came a sweet smile from her lips. She raised my arms in the air. Helping me to take off my soaked wet shirt Droplets of water where rolling down my chest. She felt my cold wet goosebumps. The Lord has blessed me with her divine beauty As soon as she touches me, I feel like I am glowing everywhere. My feet, my heart,my entire body. She doesnt realize that I am glowing from the inside out. We are laying in bed and she puts her meek hand upon my chest, as if she was embracing my heart, in complete control of my life.My soul is now fulfilled here in the comfort of my angel's radiance. Under the covers our hearts intertwine as one.I will always adore her. Until the end of time done by christine .
Now, Forever
In your eyes I am moonlight dancing, In your laughter, children at play, In your arms, the sun rising, In your kiss, dreams brought to day. In my eyes you are stars burning, In my laughter, everyday joy, In my arms, destiny's yearning, In my kiss, my Helen of Troy. In our complexity we are simplicity, In our separation, together, In our touch, electricity, In our now, forever.
Another Mission
Well, I'm leaving in about 10 mintues to head down to Arlington National Cemetary for another funeral. It gets so old. Another young military member coming home, forever. However, I guess the worst part is having a need for the Patriot Guard. You may not be for the war, but protesting at a funeral? How low can you go? If you're not familiar with the Guard, or what we do... check out the website: http://www.patriotguard.org
The Man With No Voice
One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend explained that he wanted a woman with money. Then, he opened his hands wide, bent his fingers, and made them cupped. He bounced them under his chest. His friend looked at him kinda wierd. "What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"
Love
i seen this while drivin in my car i liked it so i wrote it down too share with yall hope ya like Love Love is patient love is kind It does not envy it does not boast It is not proud it is not rude It is not self-seekin it is not easy angered It keeps no records of wrongs Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth It always protected always trusts always hopes always preserves Love never fails i hope yall liked it coz i did
98,000 To Godmother
PLEASE DONT LET POINTS SCARE YOU AWAY THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE RATING..FOR THE NEW LEVELERS KEEP IN MIND WE HELPED GODFATHER 3 IN 1 DAY WITH OVER 310,000 POINTS. Its time for a new God Mother on Fubar.She's about 980,000 off of God Mothering. Please during Happy Hour stop by and rate her pictures and stash. She's a leveler and is always helping everyone else level up. So for todays target on happy Hour hit her and spank her hard. Kimmy@ fubar
Daily Horoscope: Libra For August 16,2007
You're all about interpersonal business today, and might come across as a shameless flirt. Why not? You're having too much fun to worry about stuff like that. Besides, you might get some seriously positive attention out of it.
Who Wants To Help Me For Ten Days.
i need help on a contestfor ten days who will help me out u got to tell me who wants to help me give me a shout sayin u do.
Sticking Through This
I have read what some of you have written on the mumm and that is your opionion. I know...don't like something, then don't post it and how true you are about that one; however, sometimes I think that a majority of you just put down whatever you feel like and don't read the whole picture. So tell me. what sort of person would i be if i were to leave galen just because he is having problems. I realize that we aren't married (technically); however, we have been together for 2 years and you just don't leave someone over something like that.
Autism
i have 2 boys who after 30 mins of knowing them were diagnosed (sorry about the spelling) with autism after 30 mins i think its not fair my sons dont know who these doctors are so how are they suppose to interact with them?
Tongue Twister 2
Staring silently secrets scramble Sacred sanctum sacrificed slowly Senselessly scoping Savior of a solution Scared silly, sadness strikes Silently she said save me I am sally, yet She sits scared, singing Someone save me, she is starting to sook My spouse smashed me silly Sprawled on the spacious silky squishy carpeted stairwell Life sucked slowly seeing someone Stalking the light slowly seeing the bright white sanctum this is my first ever tongue twister but i also put a story behind it. i hope it is ok. well it's my first so it probably won't be that good
The Fight
Masters of the Light fight with the Darkness I harbor in my soul The endless battle between good and evil how it torments me why save something that is lost let it go let it die for it can only cause evil never happiness or joy. It has withered like a rose and has become as black and cold as night. Yet the masters of light continue there crusade for they say if they can bring back just one witch to the light and back to the good they know is still left in her heart then they will die to save it to preserve the good still left beating against the bars of darkness that has it trapped. For all it wants to do is heal and save and love. But in the end the darkness wins the masters of light perish and the hope is lost.
Release
I'm a free spirit that has been shot down and wronged I pleaded for help a kind gentle mercy My heart felt like it rose up to my throat as you choked the life from me I cried with pain; can barely speak your name Throat swelling burning like a flame This fire this burning I'm yearning for help This is all I have ever felt My life as its slipping Veins running cold My blood as its churning its last My lungs choking for air breathing heavy And nobodies there to hold me tight Or watch this site as I fall to my knees In a last try to be set free abandoning all of me Because there is nothing left for me Why can't I ever just see? As the rain falls it sucks the life from me My one joy to hear and feel the rain and it consumes me And this ending pain; no more shame, For I have shown it all.
The Real Meaning Of Peace!
There once was a king who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The king looked at all the pictures. But there were only two he really liked, and he had to choose between them. One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirror for peaceful towering mountains all around it. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace. The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all. But when the king looked closely, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. In the bush a mother bird had built her nest. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest - in perfect peace. Which picture do you think won t
All F*cked Up
As I sat and listened to that one sided conversation that determined if I was ever going to see you again, I had to stop and think of how fucked up it was. How fucked up it ALL is. And then my mind wanders into why the fuck I'm even caring? I'll tell ya why, because for once I wanted that picture of perfect happiness to be the truth. I was fooling myself, for that the fault is purely my own. However, that doesn't mean there won't be some repercussions for your actions. Like throwing a stone in a still body of water the ripples seem endless. And so your actions will affect every aspect of your life. You know revenge is a kind of wild justice and you may never know where it will turn. After all, Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
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Omg, Ru Serious?
With oodles of fans, friends and as much family as one can handle...we all bounce around trying to catch up with the "real peeps" we enjoy. Not to mention the ever addicting venture for fan appreciation with rates, blasts etc... But one thing always catches my attention. If your hot and you know this...and you are so into this sight that you feel you have to upload 20 pics a day to keep someones head spinning...then why the fuck do you have to disclaim: "I need a blast, rate me first, money for pics..." for fucks sake you hookers! Look at Michelle Raven for example...she is so damn hot and puts all her pics out there for us yet has the respect to not ask for a thing in return. Hats off to ya girl!
Lady In Red (lesbian)
The bar was dark and smoky but after the day I had I decided to brave walking in alone and have the drink I thought I desperately needed to unwind. A hotel bar isn't my idea of a perfect place to unwind but when in a strange city the options are limited. As my eyes adjust to the dim lighting in the bar I see the form of a shapely woman sitting at the bar. Dressed all in red, my favorite color on a woman, she was sitting all by herself sipping her glass of wine. I glanced around the bar and didn't see anyone that looked like they belonged with her, just a couple of sleazy looking businessmen giving her the eye. I decide to act on my instinct and walk towards an empty barstool next to the lady in red. Taking my seat I took a quick look at her to see if her front looked as good as her backside did. She was beautiful. Long, blond streaked, dark brown hair, big dark eyes and full pouty lips that looked in need of kissing. She had a little smile on her face and it showed off t
Alright Guys And Dolls!
Have a fantabulous weekend. Do something fun! Tell me about it on Monday! *SMOOCHES*
15,000 To Level A Leveler
Spank her hard she deserves it shes always there to help everyone another leveler that puts there own things aside for others... BrattyBytch - {{Shadow Leveler}}@ fubar
Hormonal Ramblings
Hormonal Ramblings It is easy to be negative about our past mistakes and unhappiness. But it's much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance,and growth. Our past is a series of lessons that advance us to higher levels of living and loving. The relationships we entered, stayed in, or ended taught us necessary lessons. Some of us have emerged from the most painful circumstances with strong insights about who we are and what we want. Each step of the way, we learned, we went through exactly the experiences we needed to, to become who we are today. Each step of the way, we have progressed. Is our past a mistake? NO! The only mistake we can make is mistaking that for the truth! Danielle Aug 2007
Ok So I Gave Up On Being Angry
Um yeah i am way to lazy to type correctly or spell for that matter however update on the missing van its still fucking STOLEN meaning it has not been recovered!!! oh well gotta call the adjusters tomorrow and get shit settled well we'll see what happens from there
Journey Of 2
My dreams are like music, ever changing but free My soul is like a river It flows gently and wanders, but one day it joins the sea My heart is my own,Big and pure but it yearns to discover The joys and sorrows of my own And the love wanting to be set free My life seems lonely, missing so much Yet theyíre nothing the same We could share the memories or tears But always understanding the pain My eyes may see the souls of others But yours I canít penetrate Your mixed feelings bewilder me Feelings of love, trust, fear and hate Your smiles warm my soul But your grin chills me to the bone There are times I am so passionate And then I want to be alone My hands are small I know But they are yours to hold But in their grasp they hold A promise for us to try Who knows where weíre going? Or just where our road will end? But if we try life one step, not two Now then, loveís journey shall begin
A Perfect Circle-the Outsider
Help me if you can, It's just that this, Is not the way I'm wired, So could you please, Help me understand why, You've given in to all these reckless dark desires, you're Lying to yourself again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, You're pounding on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you, precious? Iím over this Why do you wanna throw it away like this, Such a mess, Why do I wanna watch you. Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time, What's your rush now? Everyone will have his day to die Medicated, Drama queen, Picture perfect numb belligerence, Narcissistic, Drama queen, Craving fame and all its decadence Lying through your teeth again, Suicidal imbecile, Think about it, You're pounding on a fault line, What will it take to get it through to you precious? I'm over this, why do you want to throw it away like this? Such a mess, Why do I wanna watch you? Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time, What's your ru
Come Tell Me
Come tell me your wildest fantasy Your deepest sexual dream Iím the one in the night Whoís name you will scream Let me take you higher Than youíve ever been before When I am done with you Youíll be panting on the floor So don't shy away Just come to me an lets begin to play I do know what excites you in everyway So let me bring your passion To its full excite even if it takes me all night
Great Nite !!!!
Tonite has been fun so far. Met bunc of people, wife has gotten drunk (time to take advantage of situation) LOL and I am still looking at hot chicks on Fubar. Thinking of creating a folder for the hotties in here under my pics Titled "Big Bully's Fubar Hotties" Tell me what ya think ?????
Wedding Night
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes
Ahhh Another Sunday Morning
It's sunday morning, in for weekly reboots. a little groggy but i'll live. actually in a pretty good mood thinking fo things that may end up happeneing with my girl and all. like for once in mis a light at the end of the tunnel that isn't the oncoming train. hope you had a good night at work baby, hopefully i'll get to chat with you soon XOXO
Double Standards..blowing Off Steam
In today's society, everyone wants acceptance. Thin, tall, short, fat...everyone. Larger women have made advances in leaps and bounds over the past several years, calling themselves BBW (Big Beautiful Women). I think this is fantastic, but I also think it has to go both ways...for the guys too. You may be saying that big guys are called BHM (Big Handsome Men), but I have seen no evidence of this becoming as accepted as BBW. The reason I say this is, recently, I commented on how pretty a woman was...a BBW. In return, this same woman commented back that I was too fat and needed to go on a diet. WTF is that? It's ok for her to be fat because it's becoming more acceptable, but it's not ok for me? This is bullshit. It just bothers me that even among other overweight people, I am still ridiculed and called names. Is it un-cool to be friends with a fat guy? Do we cramp your style? I just don't know... Thanks for putting up with my little rant
Eaten
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Trust Me! Lol
One of my family members are in a contest for Mr. Fubar and is only about 2000 away from 1st. So, if ANY of you could throw him a few votes and rate his pic - I would GREATLY appreciate it! Just click on his picture below and it will take you to where to vote and leave comments for votes for him. Thanks again - MUAHZ!!!
A Perfect Outlook On My Life
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of som
Pre-booty Agreement
Pre-Booty Agreement = Awesomeness This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2006, by _______________________ (hereinafter referred to as "The Pimp") and ______________ (hereinafter referred to as "My Biatch"). THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff -- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e., Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good
What Is Your Favorite Day Of The Week
what is your favorite day of the week
Name Your Vagina
As homework for a womenís sexuality workshop, I instructed each woman to come to the next class with a drawn representation of her vagina. The silence was deafening. From the groupís facial expressions, I gathered a feeling of, "You not only want me to draw my private parts, but then I am supposed to bring my illustration to the workshop to show everyone? Thatís a little too bizarre for me. Thanks, but Iíll pass." Sensing the dread, I decided to play devilís advocate. I asked the group, "Given that most of us have limited drawing ability, how would you feel if I had requested you draw your right hand?" I then added, "What is the difference between drawing one part of your body like your hand then drawing another part of your body? Your vagina is simply one part of your body." The group was still not convinced and a few vocalized their distaste for the exercise. Of course, the story ends happily. Every woman came to the next class with her picture and an account of how this s
Aug.19th~weekend/drama
Friday~Went to the track.and worked like always.alot of drama was brought on Friday but oh well shyt happends.Chase n Heath showed up.big mistake ever.brad got second not like anyone cares but whatever. Saturday~went to the track n worked kinda got into with the bf.about stupid shyt once again.but its all good were stll together n thts all tht matter to me.damien means the world to me n i dont want to lose him over dumb fights. Sunday~came home.damien came over until 3 30 thn left.kinda got into it today too but i guess everythign is fine we made up lol think dirty idc cuz yes sex always makes things up lol much love britt
Jay Leno Interview Funnnnnnnny
funny
Even In Death
wandering aimlessly thru the woods sensing the sun's withdrawal remembering your leave taking feelings overwhelming thought heart poised knowing the loss repeated like a mobius strip of loves and dreams would never go away night sky a mirror of my soul trite... maybe crushingly new every time even in death you reach out make me remember the feeling of you leaving... could you not have taken me with you?
Jus Ventin A Lil
ever liked sum1 so much u lat them walk ova u? how do u tell them u cnt take any more of their lies wen all u want is 2 b wit them. u only see them once every 2 or more weeks sex is great & u want 2 b understanding cus they r married but suppose 2 b getin a divorce. how do u tell them u cnt wait 4 sum thing u feel is never goin 2 happen wen all u no is happiness wen they r around how do u tell them that u feel like u r being ignored by them but they want all of ur attention on them. how do u say we cnt see each other any more wen all u want is 2 b wit them 4ever. wen did like turn n2 love? is it really love or lust? wat do u do wen u said from the start there will never b anything between u cus u met online & he is more then 5yrs younger then u but he won a place n ur heart the day he scared u & made u laugh at the same time. u think about him all the time but u no he is not thinkin of u. how do u move on wit him still in ur head but he cnt give u wat u want the life u lookin 4 the lo
8 More Days
Well there are only 8 more days till I get to hold my love.. I couldnt imagine anything more wonderful.. I feel so lucky I have an amazing man and wonderful friend Chica. Thank you for being so wonderful. I am glad that we all got to mee and became friends.. cant wait to all get together and hang out.but as for you Pitch.black/Craven/my love i am truly blessed to have met you and i am thankful everyday that we are together 8 more days baby then our lives begin!!
Inhumane.
why the hell was it that when it was hot as hell they refused to fix the air conditioner, and now that it's FREEZING we can't get them to turn the fucking thing off!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna get frost bite by the end of the work day.
Just An Fyi
A friend just forwarded this to me so I thought I'd share it. We actually received a call last week from the 809 area code. The woman said "Hey, this is Karen. Sorry I missed you--get back to us quickly. I Have something important to tell you." Then she repeated a phone number beg inning with 809 . "We didn't respond". Then this week, we received the following e-mail: Subject: DONT DIAL AREA CODE 809 , 284 AND 876 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION PROVIDED TO US BY AT&T. DON'T DIAL AREA CODE 809 This one is being distributed all over th e US . This is pretty scary, especially given the way they try to get you to call. Be sure you read this and pass it on. They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has-been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc. In each case, you are told to call the 809 number right away. Since there are so many new area codes these day
11,000 To Level
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Hi
Thank you to everybody who helped over the weekend and again so far today . I've reached my quota for pic comments again today . I'm maxed . I'll rate stash or pics if anyone wants to leave some comments . Have a good Monday and great week ahead . I don't know how to thank all of you so far . Much thanks . Tom
Gettin Into The Groove
Hey all . just letting ya'll know .. if you dont see me on here .. doesnt mean im avoiding anyone or anything like that im just tryin to get back into the groove of working .. and getting things done around the house . .ill talk with ya'll soon :) have a great week if i dont get a chance to come on and see you all :) Be well . Be Safe .. take care Xox Wen
Leather
" Some Morning's it just doesnt pay to Gnaw through the leather straps" Emo Philips
First Day Of Classes
So the class I'm afraid of is now the class I will enjoy. My teacher is mexican, with accent. Me and him sat around before class joking about "vatos" and joking in spanish. hahahaha fucking West Virginia is done. hehehehe.
Why The New Guy Got Fired From Dairy Queen!
Shot at 2007-08-20
I Am Really Okay
It has been a while since I have written a blog. All of you seem to be concerned that I am not well or something is wrong. I assure you all, I am fine. Summer has almost come to an end. Wow, that was fast. It seems like it just started. Although I want this next month to go by fast so I can see Martin, I will still miss summer. Summer just seems to be an easier time of life. No school, no stress, no homework and pretty much no schedules. It is just easier. School starts Thursday and my house will once again be quiet. Sometimes it is a good thing and sometimes the sound of laughter is greatly missed. Peace! Cristi
Lucky664
he's in a tattoo contest if you can comment him as much as possible it'll be appreciated smart guy and a fellow mummer
9900 To Level A Leveler
SHES THERE TO LEVEL ANYONE AND NEVER SAYS NO..RETURN THE LOVE wishful thinking@ fubar
Those Who Walk Away From You
The People That Walk Away From You When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Don't try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. Hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you, let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The bible said that "they came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us." [1 John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can''t make them stay. Let them go. It doesn't mean that they are a bad person. It just means that their part in the story is over. You've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it''s dead. You've got to know when it's over. You have the gift of good-bye. It's the
Sad
y am i so sad every day
What I Like
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Just Some Thoughts
I get to move in to my apartment in a few days, well that is after I clean it up some. I know I am driving my mom crazy and my dad too. I will be happy to be out on my own again and stuff. It feels like I can start fresh and new again. And I am still fighting with telling my family my choice. A select few know already, and then others have told me, how could they not figure it out. I can see their point. But I don't know how to do it, or if I should. I mean do I wait till I meet that nice girl and then do it, or prepare them now for that. I just feel so confused right now about all of this. I don't know who I am any more you know. Have you ever felt lost in your own mind? And I know that this is who I am. There is no doubt in my mind about that. I just don't know how to come out and tell people, or even where to meet people, or anything like that. I feel like I don't know how to be who I am. Its driving me crazy. I mean most the people I tell are cool with it, but wh
Just Thoughts
The way in which we live our lives says alot about who we are and what we are not . Being weak at times is a entitlement everyone has their moments . First learn to love yourself because at the end of the day you are who you have to deal with . People walk in and out of our lives at all moments did you really get a look at them or did you just pass them by??? To stare up at the sky and wonder who is looking at the same star you are at that moment . Such a large world we live in , but who really takes the time to think about the little things . To feel a breeze on your neck or hear a thought in your head ...Wondering is someone thinking of me as I am thinking about them . Go gaze and wonder ... Who is on the other side ...
Inviting You To Join Me Here ! Have A Wonderful Day Xoxoxo
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Sound Of The Sun
You've cast these scars across my face You can't bring me down. You think I'll never be the same. Go! And I don't know what's wrong with me, I wanted to be all the things you need, All the things you need. And now I'm standing here alone, I'm waiting for it all to come and go, All to come and go. Maybe I just have to let it go... Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, can't you hear the sound of the sun Rising from the ground Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, do you always wanna be the one Running from yourself You! And nothing's ever as it seems When all your dreams exist in memories, Exist in memories. And all the trauma takes its toll. I don't remember all our common goals, All our common goals. Maybe you just have to let me know... Make it up, make it up when you're not around. Break it up, break it up, can't you hear the sound of the sun Rising from the ground
Starting Crap
for those of you who likes 2 start crap go ****** your self cause that's not what I"M here for just here cause no dam good site 2 go 2
Its About Time
alriht it finally happened me and my fellow employee are going to get to run the hooka lounge by ourselves and with no boss to tell us anything for three days yippee
73,000 To Godfather
Needs 78,000 to Go be Godfather !!!!!! Help him out get in it!!!! mtbikers72@ fubar
Playlist For The Week Of 8/14/07 - 8/21/07
Absu - In The Eyes Of Ioldanach EP Acheron - Anti-God, Anti-Christ Aura Noir - Black Thrash Attack Behemoth - The Apostasy Dark Angel - Leave Scars Death - Human Estuary - The Art Of Contradiction Goatwhore - Funeral Dirge For The Rotting Sun Hypocrisy - Penetralia King Diamond - Abigail Kiss - Kiss Kiss - Hotter Than Hell Kiss - Dressed To Kill Kiss - Asylum Kiss - Hot In The Shade Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood Nuclear Assault - Handle With Care Obituary - World Demise Overkill - Killbox 13 Pestilence - Malleus Maleficarum Poison (US) - Look What The Cat Dragged In Rare Form - So Ends Another Scatterbrain - Here Comes Trouble Slaughter (US) - Stick It To Ya Sodom - M-16 Testament - Souls Of Black Usurper - Cryptobeast
Feelings
I'm sitting here thinking of you once again My mind is running circles And I don't know why I try to ignore it Try to push you out You come back stronger I hear you call my name The words you say They echo in my head I smile and wonder If any of this is true Somethings that you say They make me cry inside I then want to run to you And hear it's okay So here is the question What am I to do When your in my head every second And I still don't know what to think
Sexual Fortune
You are naughty and need a spanking 'What is your Fortune?' at QuizUniverse.com
My Perfect Girl
The perfect girl for me would be the one that keeps my life on the edge of excitement, using her imagination to keep me motivated about life in general. Making me want her and make love to her at all times. It would be a girl that would love trying new things in life, and keeping our lives wrapped in adventures at all times. Looks count, but it's not a big part of my decision. Emotions and feelings it is what really counts at the end anyways for that it's all there inside my heart..... I would fall in love with that girl, and i would make her the center of my life, giving her all my attention and energies creating the most beautiful story of love.
2 Tough Questions. . . Very Interesting!!
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for? Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart ofwhiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll
Don't Give Up
I've always loved this song.. To my true friends... don't ever give up... I will be there... In this proud land we grew up strong We were wanted all along I was taught to fight, taught to win I never thought I could fail No fight left or so it seems I am a man whose dreams have all deserted Ive changed my face, Ive changed my name But no one wants you when you lose Don't give up cos you have friends Don't give up You're not beaten yet Don't give up I know you can make it good Though I saw it all around Never thought I could be affected Thought that wed be the last to go It is so strange the way things turn Drove the night toward my home The place that I was born, on the lakeside As daylight broke, I saw the earth The trees had burned down to the ground Don't give up You still have us Don't give up We don't need much of anything Don't give up cause somewhere theres a place Where we belong Rest your head You worry too much Its going to
Libra
Libra - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as importan
A Must Read
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. http://tinyurl.com/zob77 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html 5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html 6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
This Day Has Sucked!
What the hell is the deal?!! I think this is screw Melinda over day! School just started back and I'm already having problems with the kid's bus driver. I sooooooo can't stand the kids on their bus. It's one of those deals where ya just wish you could.... well I'm not gonna go there. Anyway, a boy on the kid's bus hit my daughter and my boys retaliated. You just don't mess with their sister. Well guess who the hell got in trouble??!!! MY BOYS!!! I told them they should have just backed off and let her do it herself. She's quite capable btw... I hate the idea of changing my kids school because I went through that growing up, but somethings gotta give or Imma go nuts! This is exactly why I wish my husband would go back active duty. Then we would have a good reason to change their school plus he could get us the hell out of this freakin hick town. I want so much more than this for my kids. Maybe I'm being over protective, but they're my kids and somebody's gotta stick up for them. I dunno
Why Parents Drink...haha
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing i
Holy S**t Batman!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070822/ap_on_sc/bridge_collapse_pigeons Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse By MARTIGA LOHN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 33 minutes ago Pounded and strained by heavy traffic and weakened by missing bolts and cracking steel, the failed interstate bridge over the Mississippi River also faced a less obvious enemy: pigeons. Inspectors began documenting the buildup of pigeon dung on the span near downtown Minneapolis two decades ago. Experts say the corrosive guano deposited all over the Interstate 35W span's framework helped the steel beams rust faster. Although investigators have yet to identify the cause of the bridge's Aug. 1 collapse, which killed at least 13 people and injured about 100, the pigeon problem is one of many factors that dogged the structure. "There is a coating of pigeon dung on steel with nest and heavy buildup on the inside hollow box sections," inspectors wrote in a 1987-1989 report. In 1996, screens were i
Labels // Compassion
Placing labels on people makes it easier to kill them. One of the headlines In The San Diego Union Tribune the other day read "Mexican Soldiers Kill 11 Rebels". What if the headline read "Humans in soldier uniforms killed 11 humans in rebel uniforms" Either way you put it, 11 human beings were killed by other human beings. Life is our most precious gift, to take life away from any one individual is a crime against all mankind. At one time these "rebels" were born, had parents, were children and then became adults who wanted something better for their people. There was something wrong with the way they were being treated and they wanted to change it. I am not making judgments, but isn't that they way our forefathers felt when they rebelled against their English government (another label). Rebels cause revolutions, revolutions cause change (good and bad). If the governments listened to the people and served the people instead of being so self-serving, would there be rebels? There may
Still Here
Still here ~Tony Martinez I know that I have been silent I know you have missed me I have missed you more than you will ever know The pain of being silent Hurt more than I expected But it had to be done You had to rest You needed the rest You still do But now I can whisper Now I can come to you gently Just for a short while Til you must rest again I love you My angel
Taste The Rainbow
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Mandy (pt 5)
I pulled myself out of the pool. Mandy got up, grabbed her bikini bottoms and followed me to the pool house. I reached down and pulled my trunks off. I looked back up and Mandy and she was staring straight at my semi-erect cock with a huge smile on her face. She quickly untied her bikini top and threw both pieces over to the door. I sat down on the second bench and spread my knees apart. Mandy got the hint and came over and kneeled between my legs, her eyes fixated on my cock. She reached out and touched it. It jumped and was pointed straight at her. She reached out tentatively and touched the tip. It jumped again. Then she grabbed a hold of it with her right hand and slowly started rubbing it up and down. Now it was really getting hard. Her hands wrapped around its thickness. Her eyes got bigger and bigger as she watched it grow to its full 8 1/4 inches. The head was a deep red color. She reached out with her other hand and grabbed on. Clumsily she worked her two hands up and down my
Children Or Adults
I am a member of many sites on the web. About 5 of the sites I belong to I am on for fun. I had an issue today with a few MUMMS I posted and although everyone is entitled to their opinion why do we as adults feel the need to act like children and insult people who have given them no provocation to do so. I have never encountered the level of childish cattiness on any site like what I have encountered here. I think most of the members on this site need to grow up and find some happiness. Only miserable people who don't have anything going for them insult others for no reason. Are you adults that can play nice, have fun, and just live life. Or are you children that insult, name call, and sit around and wonder where the time went? To the veteran MUMMERS, don't worry. You won't be seeing anything else from me cause I have way to many other things to do than to defend myself to people who don't really matter. I have vented, I feel better, now I can move on.
Next Time You Look At The Flag...
From a speech made by Capt. John S. McCain, US, (Rep) who represents Arizona in the U.S. Senate: As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment, the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell. In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room. This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home. One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama. He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy. He later earned a commission by going to Officer Training School. Then he became a Naval Flight Officer and was shot down and captured in 1967. Mike had a keen and deep appreciation of
Ouch...continued
When I next woke I was in a bed. I stayed there for almost of day, naked, my hands still cuffed, before Matt came and got me again. Matt leered at me and slid his hands over my body. He cursed when I tried to pull away. He pulled a key out and unlocked my handcuffs, then pulled my hands behind me and relocked them He sat beside me on the bed, his hands moving over my belly and down between my legs, stroking and squeezing. His mouth sucked on my breasts, chewed on my nipples, while I whimpered helplessly. Then he sighed, and looked at his watch. He got up, dragging me to my feet and pulling me out of the rooml. He played with my titties and ass while we walked down the hallway I was brought into a room again, and then left. Chris was standing there in the middle of his home office watching TV as I was led to him naked. He looked at me with fury in his eyes. "You are a SLUT Alex!" he hissed. "You are a fucking Cock Tease... a WHORE!" He went to his desk and sat down. "Come ove
Head Automatica-beating Heart Baby
(Beating hearts baby...) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby...) Let me in your arms to feel-- (Beating hearts baby...) the beating of your heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) The beating of your heart baby. You... You want nothing to do with me. You... You want nothing to do with me. I... I don't know what to do with you. 'Cause you... don't know what you do to me. Baby is this love for real? Let me in your arms to feel-- the beating of your heart baby. The beating of your heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) Baby is this love for real? (Beating hearts baby...) Let me in your arms to feel-- (Beating hearts baby...) your beating heart baby. (Beating hearts baby...) The beating of your heart baby. Girl... You really got your hold on me. Girl... You really got your hold on me. Go... You gotta get away from me. 'Cause you... You want nothing to do with me. Baby is this love is for real Let me in your arms to feel-- the beating
My Birthday
Your Birthdate: October 5 People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong. You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 5 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Help My Husband To Level Up Harleyrider Live To Ride Ride To Live
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A Letter To My Love
Dear Love, I know you are far away Many miles from here But in you I found A love that's crystals clear A love that takes me to A place I have dreamed of Ever since I had the knowledge Of what is like to love Although, we haven't met We've built a love that's strong One that's pure and honest And will last for very long You have always been there for me You have never let me down You always gave me strength When I felt like I would drown You taught me about friendship And ever lasting love You told me that I'm special And I'm your only one So here I'll end this letter But before you need to know That you're my life, my heart, my soul, My forever love Sincerely, Your Love
8-23-07
Today is best for reviewing old business or thinking back on your personal history. Though you generally prefer the present (who doesn't?), you have a lot to learn from what went on before. =================================================== Could see how much this applies to what has gone on in the past. As far as the present I am focusing in on the future.
Bullshit
THIS WAS POSTED BY SOMEONE THAT IS PERFECT TO THIS SITE...I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL...OF COURSE UNLESS HE IS PART OF THE "CLIQUE" OF FUBAR...THAT THEY TAKE HIS SHIT AWAY OR CHANGE SOMETHING HE HOLDS DEAR TO HIM FUBAR... FUBARED?....hmmmm (repost) date: 2007-08-23 16:08:06 Although I have the tendency to attack with vigor the implicit stupidity that seems to drip from the cracks and crevasses of this site and splatter upon the bulletin board and blogs... I do see the point of some of the arguments. Still, even having a relevant point does not make the argument any less irrelevant Despite what the agitators and instigators of the site wish you to think as they post their blathering nonsense and claims of victimhood...the people running Fubar aren't out there concocting and plotting the next travesty they wish to unleash on the community at large just for the sake of pissing off 1/3rd of their customers. As with most things, the changes that are made to the site are done to better
Caligula
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Screen Friends
Screen Friends by Miasartiff My husband has finally gone to work My children have finished their play they've gone to bed their stories read Now it's my time of day. I've had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I'll talk to all my friends who know just what to say to make my stresses go and my troubles fade away. My friends you're always there for me whenever I feel blue and though we've never met before I know our friendships true. And although we haven't been friends for long in this short time it seems we shared so many things already our hopes, our fears, our dreams. We come from different walks of life but we share a common bond and it's time to say that of all of you I've grown so very fond. So thank you friends for being there whenever I've needed you I know you're always there for me and you know I'm there for you.
You
glitter-graphics.com THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE COMFORST ME SO THAT MY SOUL REST EASY AND I HAVE NO CHOICE THE LAUGHTER IN YOUR EYES PLEASES ME SO THE MY HEART FLIES FREE AND IT NEVER CRIES THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE TEASES ME SO THAT MY MMIND WONDERS TO A FAR OFF DISTANT PLACE THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND SOOTHES ME SO THAT MY SKIN GLISTENS MY BODY WANTING, IN DEMAND THE ESSANCE OF YOUR BEING ENTICES ME SO THAT MY VERY SOUL HAS COME ALIVE WITH SEEING THE ALL OF YOU CURIES ME SO THAT MY LIFE FORCE IS LIKE THE MORNING DEW
Urban Word Of The Day
August 24, 2007: Remasculate The opposite of [emasculate]. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity. God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
To Be 6 Again....
Heheh just a funny! No offense guys I know its hard being with a women lol To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with
That's Bullcrap!
My boss doesn't think I look like my father. :(
Bleeding For You
Am I just another girl Who's upon your list? Don't think that I'm proud Of the scars on my wrist. Did you take to your heart The words that I wrote? Have you even realized the burns on my throat? Am I just another girl That you'll never respect? Would your heart break in two If you saw me inject? Did you mumble a lie When you kissed my mouth? Will the pain go away If I gas myself? Am I just another girl You once, again used? were you scared when you heard about the pills I abused? Did you play with my heart? Did you like me at all? Would you scream out my name If you witnessed me fall? Am I just another girl Who's life you will crush? Should I let the bullet fly And receive death's touch? Did you really love me Or has your heart lied? See me gasping for breath I'm drowning inside. Does it worry you about The blood that has spilt? When you read this poem, Do you feel any guilt? Of all suicide thoughts I have done o
Am I?
But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
I Dont Want To Talk About It
Antoinette
I remember Antoinette - gangly woman/girl (not quite grown), honey colored hair limply framing her long (often sad) face, eyes like candle flames. Her brothers and her father always called her Andy. I kissed her once while dancing underneath a mirror-ball, slowly, first, beneath the ear, then tentatively on her tender lips - she cried. I never understood the scattered pieces of Antoinette - I was only seventeen and never said goodbye, just goodnight - and never saw her again. Thirty years are gone - I can still smell her hair and hear her muffled sobs; I still see her in a strapless prom dress across the dark gymnasium and I wonder who she really was and what became of Antoinette. © All rights reserved
The Flavor Of A Penny
I know this will seem odd, but bear with me. I am estimating the speed of a sneeze in the broad stillness left by her departure, and the allergic scratchings, like branches of some spirit tree on the shell of her that my hands have found. Twenty-five years have passed, yet her nipple still folds into my mouth with the odd flavor of a penny - I must wash it down with liquor (but it returns, knocks on my door, and beckons me to the grave of her grey skin). I'm so tired of gin - the word is knotted to me like Emily, forcing me to take smaller breaths until I am no longer sure that I am alive. We'll never escape the circle game of drunkenness and rutting, dead, and fucking to prove we aren't - our legacy has become forty-six condoms and a five-day cycle, every month until our children are born, new ghosts erupted from her tears (and mine). Christ, I am alone, again, in the quaking stillness of her departure, held captive by dreams of her return.
#1
these hungry children can only enjoy the bitter taste of blood now i see why the little girl never smiles the malnourished bodies of poverty they came to clutch my dreams brushing against the shadows there's a sparkle in her eye something hopeful rises in me or is it nothing? i've nvr been so close to reality...
Revelations
Tearing Down I was listening to Red Wanting Blue for a good long while tonight. Itís what I usually do when I have some sort of problem. I came across a song I hadnít heard in a long time. Tearing DownÖ.. itís a great song, and Iím amazed that these guys are not on the radio, but thatís neither here nor there. As I sat back and started to follow the words, it seemed like all the junk, all the problems that have dogged me for a while suddenly became uprooted. Questions like, What have I been doing? Why do I give up so easily? Why have I treated certain people the way Iíve treated them? Why do I deserve friends like them? Can I ever win their trust back? began flooding through my mind at terrific speeds, hanging around barely long enough for me to register them when they flew off and another took itís place. Slowly, I began to realize Iíve been dealing with things in the same old way I always have: when something arises, the first thing I do is destroy my support system by drivin
Fleetwood Mac - Don't Stop
If you wake up and dont want to smile, If it takes just a little while, Open your eyes and look at the day, Youll see things in a different way. Dont stop, thinking about tomorrow, Dont stop, itll soon be here, Itll be, better than before, Yesterdays gone, yesterdays gone. Why not think about times to come, And not about the things that youve done, If your life was bad to you, Just think what tomorrow will do. Dont stop, thinking about tomorrow, Dont stop, itll soon be here, Itll be, better than before, Yesterdays gone, yesterdays gone. All I want is to see you smile, If it takes just a little while, I know you dont believe that its true, I never meant any harm to you. Dont stop, thinking about tomorrow, Dont stop, itll soon be here, Itll be, better than before, Yesterdays gone, yesterdays gone. Dont you look back, Dont you look back.
Penn State College Football
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New Soundtrack Of My Life
1.) Put your music player on shuffle 2.) Press forward for each question. 3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question. 4.) You have to be supah' hardcore. 1.) How am I feeling today? Shame About That - Sara Evans 2.) How will I feel getting married? Even If I Wanted To - Jason Aldean 3.) What is my best friend's theme song? I'd Lie - Taylor Swift 4.) Highschool is/was? I Can Love You Like That - Boys 2 Men 5.) I am... Stay Beautiful - Taylor Swift 6.) How is today? The Impossible - Joe Nichols 7.) What is in store for this week? Settlin' - Sugarland 8.) What song best describes my parents? I Believe in Ghosts - Jason Aldean 9.) How is my life going? I Hate the Way I Love You - Joe Nichols 10.) What song will they play at my funeral? Men & Mascara - Julie Roberts 11.) How does the world see me? What's A Guy Gotta Do - Joe Nichols 12.) My friends think... Tennessee - The Wreckers 13.) My life lived... Show Me the Way to Yo
Help Me Out Please
ONLY 7 DAYS LEFT WILL U PLEASE HELP ME OUT IN THIS CONTEST THANK YOU AND I WILL HELP ANYBODY WHO HELPS ME
New Bouncer
im a new bouncer at the blues club
The Lunatic
is in my pants.
True Passion Is Like A Song
We lay hand in hand, head to head, eye to eye The stars staring down, as if they were in envy The moon radiating light upon us, as if it we were a showcase The passion which was united, a passion of true love Passion which wrote upon paper, can never portray my passion for you True passion is like a song, A never ending list of cords and notes An innovation of a creative mind, written from the soul and heart A never ending canvas of joys and memories True passion can never die, it can never fade away, for it lies deep down You are my true passion, my true calling, my true love
Michael (sick Not Slick) Vick
I haven't checked it out but I bet Michael Vick's website is probably shut down. If it isn't I have a suggestion for all of you. Considering the messy situation he is now in he could probably use some help in brightening his day. It's not everyday you get the chance to go from playing in the NFL and making millions of dollars to going to prison and paying millions of dollars back to your former team. Let's all use music shall we? Send him some songs. Here are the songs I would send to Mr. Vick right about now... 1. Dog Eat Dog by Ted Nugent 2. Beware of the Dog by Kevin Ayers 3. Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men 4. Jingle Bells (The one with the dog barking along, I know Xmas is 4 months away but...) 5. Any song by Three Dog Night And oh, maybe someone could send him both versions of The Longest Yard on dvd.
Gotta Love Michigan Girls!
> A girl from Michigan and a girl from the east coast were seated side by > side > on an airplane. > The girl from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya > from?" > The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to > use a > preposition at the end of a sentence." > The girl from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: > "So, > where ya from, bitch?"
Calzone
1 loaf frozen bread dough, thawed completely (6-8 hours) 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed & drained 1 tsp. Parmesan cheese 2 tbsp. oil Garlic powder Salt & pepper 1 pkg. (8 oz.) shredded Mozzarella cheese 1/2 lb. stick pepperoni (sliced lengthwise at deli) 1/2 lb. boiled ham 1 egg Roll out bread dough (approximately 12" x 12"). Mix and spread on dough: spinach, oil, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Layer on spinach mixture: pepperoni, boiled ham, Mozzarella cheese. Roll lengthwise, place seam down on greased cookie sheet. Brush top with 1 egg mixed with 2 tablespoons water. Rise 15-30 minutes. Make diagonal slashes on top of roll, not cutting through the dough. Bake at 350ļ F for 40 minutes.
Ufc 74
OK FOR ANY OF THE UFC FANS I ADDED A FEW OF THE FIGHTS FROM LASTNIGHTS PPV....ENJOY!!!!
With Thee
Dost I tremble, In fear? Or better, Tis it the, Sweet fruit of, Anticipation? Nor I need to speak, My heart. For thee see in thine eyes, Such love and trust, It melts thou Knights heart, As I tremble an vibrate with thee. As if two lutes, Strummed, In symphony My love how I honor thee. Love thee more than, These poor words could speak. That I seek, Forever, To find my heart with thee.
Sagittarius And Pieces
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Random . Shy . Addictive. Attractive. Quiet . Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The sexpot (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice. Is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 y
Funny Story
*keep in mind i got 2 hours of sleep the night be4* ok the last night me and tiff spent together as a couple she was over pickin up her computer. my father reformated it and updated it. now be4 he reformated it i coped alot of info onto my protable hard drive. but for some reason her "my doc" file didnt transfer over. keep in mind i just wanted to watch a movie called disturbia then go have some fun*wink wink* so cuz of the my doc thing she was just alittle upset. and spent most of the night on her computer down loading so files*aol yahoo ect.* by the time she finished it was about 1 or 2 am and i was just to tired to watch a movie and if i was to tired for a movie i was sure to tired to get myself up. so on the last night i didnt get to hang out with her, or watch a movie...OR EVEN GET LAID. :( and now we broke up. so i dont even know when the next time i will.
Soulmates
Come into me, I whisper in the darkness as I watch your eyes glow with passion above me. You sigh, and reaching between us open the heart of me to slowly meld us together in heat and pleasure. We rock, cradling each other in lust, love, and adoration. Our moans blend in the quiet reverence that being one always brings to our hungry hearts beating in unison inside our breasts. Breaths mingle, tongues touch, palm to palm we writhe and dance together on the cool sheets as droplets of sweat form to mingle and merge before winding down to puddle around us. Eyes locked we stare into each others souls, seeing the true meaning of mate, acknowledging silently our pledge to each other, given freely, without words, all said in a single loving embrace. Lava flows through me, centered in the volcanic eruptions radiating out from the center of my being. I tremble and watch in wonder as you too begin to quake, releasing inside of me your essence. Arms wrap around the other, soft kisse
You're The One
Is it possible That someone like you Could complete me? You're the only one I want The only one I think about The only one I truly love You've treated me wrong sometimes As I've done the same But everyone makes mistakes And your not one of mine Be with me for the rest of time I'll give you my heart And you give me your mind
War (to The Soldier Of The World)
Since the dawn of man, We have fought for our land. Peace and tranquility is what we command. Our country is build to withstand, But we hope with all we can, To do what is right when in demand. Men and women fight for us to stand. We first must walk hand in hand, and together we band. If we don't fight back all is lost. Some pay with the highest of costs. Soldiers still guard our posts, And the president sits back and boasts, While enemies continue to enter our coast. Remember the towers that crumbled and collapsed? Loved ones simply burned to ash. Several people tried to dash, But didn't make it before it all crashed. Others jumped from afar, Just to land on someones car. All ones mouth can do is stand ajar, While people repeatively hit the tar. Bodies are scattered everywhere, The pain is too much to bear. Why is that no one seems to care, How the terrorists origionally got there? Think of those who lost their lives, While trying to save those inside. Rem
Goooood Morning Everyone
goooood morning everyone hope you have a grrreat day and just remeber to smile,remeber someone loves you on fubar:)i want to thank everyone for rating and commenting my pictures and i will get to your soon i hopd you all are awsome
Is It......
Freaking Tuesday yet???? I cant wait to get my box back :) And my STEELERS LOOKED freaking Awesome yesterday! I LOVE HINES WARD!!! Have an awesome Monday :)
My Next Life
Saw this on another site and thought it was a good read.. My Next Life... I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension. Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; c entral heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then... you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Poems
GOOD BYE Close to the door I paused to stand I took the braclet from my hand All who were watching could not speak as a single tear ran down my cheek Memories of moments when we had fun beneath the shinning sun Remembering only I had to be free how I hurt her when she never hurt me Her deep blue eyes had grown cold I could no longer have her to hold I whispered "good bye" and bent near the words no one could hear could we just be friends? My heart would mend but then I realized this was the end I gave her a braclet a beautiful thing hoping forgiveness it would bring Then I remembered when she gave me a kiss for this special girl I would miss I walked to the curb to sit and cry that was the day I told her "GOOD BYE"
Dreams
People too weak to follow their own dreams, Will always find a way to discourage yours.
So Hard
Oooooooooooo He made it so hard To trust someone He made it so hard To fall in love Not tryna mess up this relationship (thinking) Cause the last man did me that way You gon' do the same things I Don't wanna be this way But I'm hoping you can change The way that I feel You see (ooooo) I trusted him with everything Never held back anything Thought we'd be together for the rest of our lives So suddenly he took his love away And made it hard to trust again [Pre-chorus:] I know I been holding back But he really hurt me bad I don't wanna take my past And put it all on u I'm not tryna hold you back Really hope you understand I don't know what I'm gonna do [Chorus:] When I think of what he did to me It makes it hard to fall in love When I think about just what I need It makes it hard to trust someone Baby I gotta let go Don't wanna miss out on love this time Gotta leave those things behind Whatever's yours, you call it ours Send flowers with love yo
Alone
Alone to cry Alone to laugh Alone to smile Alone to frown Alone to live Alone to die Alone to wander Alone to discover Alone to learn Alone to live Alone in pain Alone in hurt Alone in joy Alone in the morning Alone in the night Alone in the afternoon Alone in this life Alone in this world Alone in boredom Alone in knowledge Alone in this state Alone with people Alone at work Alone right now Alone when I was born And alone when I will die Alone walking through life Without any pride How can you be satisfied Living your life like you do When you know there is some one out there Who could really use a friend like you No one will know how I live No one will know who I am No one will ever get to know me Because I am destined to spend my life alone I am always alone. Itís no fun to be alone To do everything on your own To live with no recognition To share my pride with no one Wanting to have someone To live my life with But for now I will continue
Samhain
Samhain(Halloween) Well last year this time I had yahoo 360 so this year i got Fubar and Myspace so I'll be bloging Hauntings starting Sept 1st to Oct 31 ok so hope u all like when i do there intresting and true get off site. So when i do enjoy. love you all Rain aka Storm of the JLM.
Whats This Crap?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070827/ap_on_re_us/tuberculosis_youth Teen with TB jailed, receiving care By MIKE STOBBE, AP Medical Writer 2 hours, 8 minutes ago A teenager with active and contagious tuberculosis was jailed after he refused treatment at a hospital, and said he would return to Mexico, officials said Monday. Francisco Santos, 17, agreed to take a regimen of four antibiotics Friday night after authorities obtained a court order to jail him, Gwinnett County health officials said at a news conference. Santos is being held in isolation at a medical facility at the county jail, said Vernon Goins, a spokesman for the county health department. He is to be held until a Sept. 5 court hearing. Eight of Santos' family members, who were in close contact with the teen, have also come in for tuberculosis tests. Results are expected in two or three days, Goins said. Santos' isolation is unusual, but not unprecedented. An average of four TB patients are confined in
The Death Of Me.
My insides are slowly dying. My wife(who was bipolar and didn't find out till 6yrs ago but that explained alot of things to me) was an extremely jelous person. She wanted all and I do mean all my attention. I gave up trying to have friends because of it. Now the she has died, I find myself with no life and 3 teenagers. I am a land surveyor so I don't work with women very often. I don't go to clubs. Hell I don't really go out at all. I am not a bar person. So all I am is alone typing something no one will read anyway. Fun how things work out. Well hell atleast there is always porn. My kids are 15,14, and 13 so they all hate each other so that's always fun. I think the day the all move out is probably the day I will die. Seems like my luck.
What Keeps Me Upat Night
When I think about being with my Mistress this keeps me up. Out of a sound sleep I woke and she was there sucking tenderly on my breasts. Ohh that felt so wonderful, she made my toes curl, my pussy so hot and wet. And Master was standing there letting her have her way with with. I was ther to please them both. Mistress then took the paddle to my ass and gave me a good paddleing till my ass was flaming hot. Then she gently rubbed my pussy while I was sucking on her breasts. She stopped just as I became so arroused and inturn i did the same for her. Just then Master stepped in and joined us, he sucked both of out breats bitting and twisting so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Then he yanked my head up shovung his beautiful cock into my mouth and I took it all until I gagged I thought I couldn't take anymore. I sucked him good and hard and before i knew it Mistress was in front of me and I was again sucking on her tits and kissing them, and playing with her wet pussy while Master Was beh
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so my hubby is at work and im bored and just enjoying the peace and quiet cuz the kids are sleeping!! Is it normal for me to feel lonely while he is at work since he did just get back from iraq a month ago??
In My Mind
I think too many of my friends have felt this lately... Too much drama - too many games on Tap - too many players... Seems daily someone is getting hurt. Imagine seeing him on the town holding another hand. She's staring me down so I figure that he told her who I am But it don't matter either way what they do or say 'cause ain't nothin' changed he's standin with her but his soul is callin' out my name. In my mind, I'll always be his lady. In my mind, I'll always be his girl. Saw his momma just the other day said he'd been through a spell (well, well) had a bad breakup thinks he's on his way up it's hard to tell She said i think it'd do some good if you call him every now and then you see he's been through some things and I'm thinking he could really use a friend Chorus: In my mind I'll always be his lady. (I'll always be) In my mind I'll always be his girl. Only time will tell if I'm his lady But in my mind I'll always be his girl. They say i
Good Folks
It's been so cool since I changed my name to express my dislike of how fubar has been going. Friends I haven't heard from in months have contacted me and asked if I was going to leave and if so, what my new address will be. I'm not leaving yet but will leave an address if and when I do. I really love you folks, you are the reason I'm here at all. I dislike the dimwitted way things are run here but then, it's their site, they can do what they want and they're proving that. For the mean while, stay happy and lets play nice or maybe a little bit on the naughty side.
Needing Some Vocal Love
Stop by my page an leave some voice comments, it would be nice ta hear every1... Anyways fer those who do and or have left some, I wanna thank ya'll in advance!!! ~ Kisses & Hugs ~
Please Read
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Thanks Ladies!
Hey ladies! I wanted to thank *~SEXYMOMMA712~*, ~THE ONE AND ONLY BITCH~, Live life.. love life.., and Proud Mary, for being so true to yourselves....I love you all!
Goodbye Fubar!
To all my family, friends, fans and crushes... I am saying goodbye to all of you. Most I don't know but there are a few great people on here that have made this site worthwhile to be a part of. I want to let you know I will miss you all! If you want to email me I will try to get back to you weeirishgurlaz@hotmail.com. This site has also created heartache for me and for my own well being I feel its best to go. I am not going to delete my account or take down my pics right away.. I will just slowly fade away. Thanks for everything everyone! Weeirishgurl - Desiree
Police Part Ii
While I'm venting..here's another fabulous story on our lovely Merrillville police. This happened to me in April. WAS I PROFILED....YES Its almost 1am..I'm coming home from a bar thats close to my work and to my home. I've driven down Broadway for the past year in the same car and pass the police many times in that same car and nothing but last night was different. I'm driving in my 81 Olds 98 Regency, the same car I have driven for the past year to and from work. I just left HyDads and I had only 2 drinks, so I wasnt drunk or even buzzed for that matter. I'm driving down Broadway and not even a 1/2 mile from my house. I was on one side the street a cop driving the opposite way. For some reason I new he was gonna come back and sure enough he did. So after I turned the corner I was pulled over. I wasnt sure why because I wasnt speeding and I wasnt swerving. So he came up to the car and asked me just for my license, thank god because I couldnt remember if
Me
Hi my name is: Angie, Ang, Angela whatever you wanna call me When I'm nervous: I speak I hate the way my voice sounds... The last song I listened to was: I do not know..this question is stupid it is like asking me the last time I took a shit..who pays attention to that... By this time next year I'll be: on the west coast I have a hard time understanding: societ This Morning: I woke up and swam in my blanket I did doggy paddle Last night: moved once again On Monday night I'll : in school....whoot maybe I do not know I have to see my schedule why?? you gonna stalk me?? PART 1: YOU Were you a planned baby? nah I was a "shit mom and dad are gonna kill me.." baby Were you the first? yes :-D Were your parents married when you were born? after I got born they got married :| pffft What is your birth date? 12 10 86 PART 2: THE FAMILY (hahaha.."the family") Parents: both annoy me Are you an only child?: no If you have siblings are you oldest, youngest, or middle? a young pa
Yayayayayayayayayay
So I found the apartment I want, just I now need to raise the money to move in.... I could MuMM it but I won't.
A Joke
When a Man put his rod in his woman Anus, he pump soft and easy without even hard, But few moment later He couldn't get it out and his woman said " what wrong hon " He said " I am stuck inside your anus " His woman said " oh didn't u notice that I fart? " He said " WTF, Now I gotta go to hospital and get it cut off " His woman said " OMG, Why? " He said " Bec I been through this before, Fart made my Rod thicker and it get stuck inside for longer time until I have it out. But my rod never comes out so I have plastic surgery for it." His woman said " Oh that dont matter, I will always push it out. "
Word Up.
im about to watch SNAKES ON A PLANE. im fuckin stoked. like whoa. i mean...SNAKES. ON A PLANE. word. LOLOLOZ i mean, fuck yeaH! and shit. FUCK. YEAH. WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! and im playin my geetar. even though i suck. but i mean..how cares?! snakes on a plane *gives horns* YEAH MAN!
How It All Began
A MAN CALLED BANJO My life story in a nut shell ,true fact's about the man you know as Banjo with a little humor added but what the heck you probably will like to read it any how.I enjoy telling it. Here's how it started -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On September 13,1943 the most wonderful thing occured that brought lots of joy and happiness to a certain family,at the time they all thought I looked like a Larry so thats what they named me I was told my Grand Pa Jesse Cline named me . I was Borned in Wyoming Co. in the township of Hanover , a rural community in the south western hills of Wva .Forty miles from the nearest Town and just as far back in a hollar as you could walk on foot . It was in a log cabin farm house belonging to my Grand Pa where I first set foot on this land . I was told that the Doctor came on horse back crossing over three moutain ranges following a Horse and buggy trail th
8-29-07
No matter how tempted you may be to step up and take that emotional risk, put it off for at least one more day. You're in a much better position to just sit back and take advantage of other people's mistakes. ---------------------------------------------------- Right on I will wait:P he he he
Goood Morning All You Awsome Peoples
good morning to all my awsome friends i hope you have a great day and ont forget to smile love you all
To All My Wonderful Freiends
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Sexyeric
Perhaps its just me. But I find it rather insulting that anyone would take my profession and imply I fuck for money... sexyeric: hey sexy Devils Daughter: hey sexyeric: how are you Devils Daughter: I'm good, you? sexyeric: im good do u got msn or yahoo by chance???? Devils Daughter: I use the shoutbox as my im sexyeric: oh ok kewl lol Devils Daughter: I know most people find it a pain in the ass but its much easier for me. sexyeric: thats cool i just figured if u wanted to talk one on one more then ya we could talk on msn or yahoo Devils Daughter: Oh, you mean voice as oppose to typing. Gotcha. sexyeric: ya if u want or i got a cam so i would go on if u wanted to see me Devils Daughter: I see... sexyeric: lol dont sound to excited lol Devils Daughter: I'm kind of working as I type. sexyeric: lol its ok so what do u do? Devils Daughter: I'm a personal assistant. sexyeric: oh ok kewl how personal Devils Daughter: Its not a new term
Well Screw It!
So...scratch previous happy blog. Fuck it! Only this time, I know I did nothing wrong. I did my own thing, I tried to talk, everything was fine the day before and half the morning yesterday, then BAM! Fuck off Julie... So...damn. I just can't get it right.
In Your Honor ~
In Your Honor ~ Thanks Kimmy Ü ~KiMmY~ Ü Unselfishly, you left your fathers and your mothers, You left behind your sisters and your brothers. Leaving your beloved children and wives, You put on hold, your dreamsóyour lives. On foreign soil, you found yourself planted To fight for those whose freedom you granted. Without your sacrifice, their cause would be lost But you carried onward, no matter the cost. Many horrors you had endured and seen. Many faces had haunted your dreams. You cheered as your enemies littered the ground; You cried as your brothers fell all around. When it was over, you all came back home, Some were left with memories to face all alone; Some found themselves in the company of friends As their crosses cast shadows across the land. Those who survived were forever scarred Emotionally, physically, permanently marred. Those who did not now sleep eternally ĎNeath the ground they had given their lives to keep free. With a hand upo
Strange But True......
something interesting happened to me yesterday. I was offered head position at my own school. I would still have to go through the interveiw process but the upper management called me (which is very unusual) and told me they wanted me to go. I will be going here shortly to look at the building and see if it is somewhere I wish to go. It should be very nice since it was remodeled just last year. Wish me luck, Rob
It's A Sickness...
You know you have a shoe fetish when you wear a dress to work soley to be able to wear your new pair of cute shoes...
Burnt Out...
So Ive been working this job now for 6 years... I love what I do. I have learned so much by working with this company. Downfall though; Ive had ONE raise in those 6 years! I get quarterly bonuses, but they dont help take care of the rise in cost of living expenses. Recently I found out that our dock guy who was hired about a month after me, was given a major promotion and a raise that equals almost 20k more than what I make. I keep getting told that I will move up the ladder and get more responsibility, but Im starting to wonder how much longer that will take... Im seriously to the point that I am so burnt out on busting my ass and not getting anything in return. I mean I seriously contemplated not coming into work after yesterday. But of course I can't do that. I have a child to provide for and that would be just stupidity. And I like to pride myself on NOT being a stupid decision maker when it comes to the well being of my child. Anyway, I may possibly have this job opportunity comi
U Have Been Naughty Sexy_fatass_beast...
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m
This Bitch Needs Some Attention
someone anyone....show me some attention ...no one loves me anymore....so what if i have a man...i can look but not touch...lmfao....he would kill me if he knew i put this in here...lmfao....someone help me!!! boredom sucks!!
God Damn Wanting Sympathy People.
Holy fuckballs ... Sorry that I don't pray nor do I have the time to pity every single kid on the planet that has problems. I am a realist ... I really have other things more productive to do to keep my life in order. 2 blogs today though ... it's been productive ... te_amo just blocked your ass te_amo rated you a '1'! ∑ te_amo just checked you out! te_amo: wow what a comment jerk!Hope you dont believ in KARMA ->te_amo: sorry ... I have way too many kids to feel sorry for here ... not trying to be rude ... te_amo: thanks for the comment please read my profile love
Fubar-whoring
I don't ever do this, but one of my longtime friends is a Fubar newbie= so check her out and show her some love, Fubar-style! http://www.fubar.com/user/1091495
Come Unto Me
Come up to me, sweet and sure Sensitive and kind Effortless and silent, smooth, desirable Come in to me, quietly, deliberately Do not hesitate Do not waver Lips upon lips, drawing in your essence Skin on skin, hearts beating as one, spirits rising Craving and eager Passionate breathing, quietly gasping Do not waver Do not hesitate
Horny-scope--- I'm A Leo
AQUARIUS - Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying.They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control him
Shrimp & Tomato Sauce
Prep & Cooking Time: 40 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 4.000 ounce(s) 2 ounces part-skim mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 Tbsp canola oil 2 cloves garlic, minced 6 scallions, diced 1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped 2 green peppers, chopped 3 medium tomatoes, cubed 1 pound shrimp, shelled and deveined Directions: In a large frying pan heat oil over medium heat. Add garlic, peppers, scallions and parsley. Cook, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are tender, about 10 to 15 minutes. Add tomatoes and simmer for 10 minutes. Add shrimp to sauce and cover for 3 to 5 minutes until shrimp is cooked. Remove pan from heat and add cheese to shrimp sauce and cover. Let stand for a few minutes to allow cheese to melt. Stir shrimp sauce and serve over linguine. Nutrition Facts Per 4.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 149 Carbohydrates: 10.31 g Total Fat: 6.53 g Protein: 13.52 g Sat Fat: 1.90 g Fiber: 3.13 g Cholesterol: 83 mg Sodium:
Shrimp Scampi
Prep & Cooking Time: 10 min. Yield: 4 servings Serving Size: 4.000 ounce(s) 1 tsp butter, unsalted 1/2 tsp paprika 1/2 tsp black pepper to taste 1 Tbsp canola oil 1/4 cup lemon juice 4 cloves garlic, minced 4 Tbsp fresh parsley 1-1/4 pounds medium shrimp, shelled and deveined Directions: Preheat oven broiler. In a small bowl combine lemon juice, melted butter, oil, garlic, and seasonings (except parsley) and mix well. Brush shrimp with sauce to coat shrimp. Arrange shrimp in a broiler pan lined with foil and pour remaining sauce over the shrimp. Broil 3 to 4 inches (8 to 10 cm) away from heat source until the shrimp are golden brown, up to 2 minutes. Serve with parsley garnish. Nutrition Facts Per 4.000 ounce(s) Total Calories: 761 Carbohydrates: 9.38 g Total Fat: 16.03 g Protein: 136.47 g Sat Fat: 3.05 g Fiber: 0.45 g Cholesterol: 1020 mg Sodium: 994 mg Diabetic exchange: Meat: 4.000 Fat: 1.000
Screaming Kiss So Far Away .. Writen By Cherryangel
The pain fills my body and slowly tear my soul apart The pain of you being so far away killing who I used to be, slowly You voice on the phone kisses my heart the kiss I long for is yet so far away The longing for you touch rips my being apart Waker and weaker i kneel into dust praying to every God i know to let you hold me tight and let us lie together on green satin As I see you near the pain vanish from all om my heart but still I want to scream And I will scream when you hold me embrace me, keep me Harder than the pain of being far away
Honesty
Since you've been gone my world is gray, WHY? I want you to hear, but you won't let me say. I have no secrets to be hidden, WHY? While I still love you that would be forbidden.. You say I am untruthful and that I lie, WHY? Cause you don't give me a chance to explain my side.. Never once have I done you wrong, WHY? No matter what you did, my love was strong.. I never claimed that I was right, WHY? Cause that would be a lie, I to sometimes caused the fight.. Time will pass and we will move on, WHY? Although we don't want to, we know we have hung on to long.. Not an hour goes by when my heart don't ache, WHY? Cause I realize, yours to I did break.. I could keep these thoughts going on and on, WHY? You're my true love for which I long.. I'll end it here and say goodbye, WHY? Cause I realize I am not the only girl who catches your eye..
Lyrics-nights Are Forever Lyrics
Lying in bed with the radio on Moonlight falls like rain Soft summer nights spent thinking of you When will I see you again Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Curtains still dance with the wind and the sky The sun will be coming up soon But I just can't sleep for thinking of you Here alone with the moon Soft and low the music moans I can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you... I didn't know it would be so strong Waiting and wondering about you I didn't know it would last so long Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you Nights are forever without you
Setting Myself Up For The Let Down
so its been known for many years now that my dad is one of those people who fall into the lazy, alcoholic, abusive, sons of bitches category. i thought that my moms death might have changed him a little bit. it did...for about 2 months. the past 20 years of my life ive tried so hard to get to know him as something other than the previously stated adjectives but nope...he doesnt give me the time of day. is it so wrong for a daughter to try to get to know her father. all i want is for us to have some form of a relationship that doesnt revolve around everything ive done wrong in my entire life. not once in my life has he said "im proud of you" and actually meant it. not once has he given me a hug for no good reason or asked me how my day was. not once has he told me he loved me out of no where. is it wrong of me to give up on him? i dont know what to do. i try so hard only to get let down...what should i do?
Pssssstt...i Have A Secret To Tell
your a NUT....HA HA HA HA....checkin to see who'd fall for it....but I wuvs yaaaaaaa's...heres a kiss just for you incase you might get a lil angry..lol...careful the next secret might be a swat or a thwap upside the head..he he...
Dane Cook (god Bless You)
I've Seen
IVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND IT'S IN YOU.IN EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND IN EVERTHING YOU DO.IT'S A PERFECT LIGHT THAT SHINES FOR ALL TO SEE.IT RADIATES FROM YOU AND HAS PIERCED THE HEART OF ME,THE LIGHT IS FROM A FRIEND,I AM VERY THANKFUL IN EACH AND EVERYWAY.FOR THIS FRIEND LIFTS MY SPIRITS UP EVERY PASSING DAY.TO KNOW THAT FRIEND IS THERE FOR ME ,IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.BECAUSE IT IS YOUR FRIENDSHIPS LIGHT UPON WHICH MY VERY SOUL THRIVES.SO THANK YOU ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH,BUT THEY ARE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW.IT IS YOU LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP THAT GIVES MY WORLD IT'S GLOW.THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR LIGHT OF FRIENDSHIP WITH ME.FOR IT IS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE THAT ARE TRULY UNFORGETTABLE.FRIENSHIP
Hopeless Romantic
Butterfly kisses and sweet chocolate, all seems nothing to do with me. i love to take you somewhere, where i could show you my love and my life. a place where i can be sweet to you and show you my deep admiration. there's nothing like that in my world, for all of my romantic thoughts seems so hopeless. dates, dinner and a walk in the park will do, but i din't know how materialize it. i been so hopeless, hopeless that one will ever love me, hopes less that never in my wildest dreams i could Get reality in it. i want to run and hide from the truth but i know it will be haunting me forever. till that day someone will shed some light and show me some love.
New Contest?
Ok guys I want to host a new contest, but I need some ideas on what it should be. Whatever the contest is, It's going to be a month long and I am going to give away 4 blasts. 1st place 30 day blast, 2nd place 7 day blast 3rd place 3 day blast and 4th place a 1 day blast. So give me some ideas for a contest.
Quick "hi" Before Work!
Don't have too much longer before I have to leave for work, but I'm ready, and just decided to use my last few mins. saying "HI", and wishing you all a great day! The weekend is almost here, and I'm SO glad. We'll be spending alot of ours driving, we're gonna go to Indiana, and will leave tomorrow night when Lee gets off work, so it will be one of those late nighters, by the time we get there. Lee very seldom gets a Saturday off, so this weekend, we'll be able to have a 3 day weekend...I did get off for Monday, and my new mgr. said it was no problem. It will be a late nighter, on Monday coming home as well. I'm sure I'll be on later when i get home from work before I have to take off again to get paycheck from Lee, and get some bills paid before we leave. I'll probably be on tonight too, although I may be running back and forth, since I'll need to get some stuff packed as well for the weekend. At least most of the clothes are clean, and I've only got one load of laundry to d
Food For Thought
"Sorrow drips into your heart through a pen hole. Just like a faucet that leaks and there is a comfort in the sound. And while you debate half empty or half full, it slowly rises. Your love is going to drown." Description of heartbreak.
Hear Me And I Wanna Hear You
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Sense Of Humor
I got this from a friend online. A friend of a friend of his died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says "Expired". So her nephew got her one on ebay! She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone can see it and many people have stopped to get a chuckle. There are two pictures here so scroll down. Give us a sense of humor. Give us the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.
Admiration
I look at you with admirations and a warmth i have never known... Since you came into my life, my confidence has grown... You make me see the beauty, that lay dormant deep within me... You give me strength to love myself, and be the person i longed to be... You touched my heart and awoke me, and made me feel whole again... When you sheltered me from the storm, and gently eased my pain... You kissed my cheek like an angel, and sore to always be there... And i know now that you love me, And i know now that you care... I find it hard to tell you, about the joy you have brought to me.. And opened my eyes to the world again, And see things i could never see... I find it hard to express, The way i truly feel... But knowinf you love me for who i am, Makes it sometimes seem so surreal... So i try in this prose to tell you, I love you more than you'll ever know... Thank you for the love and tenderness, That you have sllowed me to show.
Its Impossiable To Lick Your Elbow!!!....it Just Is.....
I have come to realize that no matter what you do as a child you are forgiven because you are a child...no matter what you do as a teenager...you are once again forgiven because of your age...if I was an old man and started a house on fire...I would be forgiven because i am an old man... If you are mid-aged and you make a mistake...you are yelled at and told you are only human...if at that point you could spin your head 360* in a circle and then make your eyes glow and then claim that you arnt...you would be forgiven because you are an alien. The only way we are going to get over fighting and killing off our own race i believe, is when aliens or some other worldly force attacks us...then we will open out eyes and realize how powerful we could be acting as one...but untill then you are going to get back at that kid who looked at you wrong...or go to fight a war and kill people who had nothing to do with 911....but people who watched it happen...if bush made an order to blow up the mo

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