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Is Anyone Else???
Having problems with LC??? For some odd ass reason it's not showing any of the pictures an I'm also having problems viewing peoples pages....This really sucks but just have ta live with it for now till it's fixed...
More Questions!!!
1. Who were you with last night? allen and alison of course 2. What woke you up this morning?i dunno, i just...woke up 3. Where are you? in my room 4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day? i suppose so, i have no clue what im doing tomorrow but i like to have a positive outlook on things. 5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no 6. Who's bed were you in last night? mine 8. When's the last time you cried? i dunno __The PAST round__ 10. Ever thrown up in public? yes lol 11. whats on your mind right now.? Anna.. let's leave it at that rofl :P __The FUTURE round__ 13. Would you take a bullet for anyone? yes, for the right people 14. Where would you like to live? closer to Anna for sure 15. What kind of home would you like? as long as it's not a box lol i dun really care. 16. What do you want to be when you grow up? career wise? im not too sure. but i want to be a good father and a good husband. 17. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
The Piano
Mark walks back to the sofa in the hotel bar & passes Sophie her vodka. He takes a sip from his whisky as he sits next to her, his left arm across the back of the sofa, his fingers lightly stroking her shoulder through her dress. "You know, you look dam sexy in that dress Soph, i don't think i've ever seen you in anything other than jeans before!" "Well i don't normally come to anywhere this posh, especially a hotel that has a piano player in the bar! so i thought i better make an effort" "Well i'm glad you did baby, you look very fuckable!" he replied as she felt his fingers apply more pressure on her through the dress, sending little shivers through her body as his fingers ran slowly up her neck & into her hair. "I'm just sorry the music is so bad!" he laughed as the piano player launched into a bad version of robbie williams angel. "I know" she giggled back "I can think of better things to play on that piano" "somehow, i don't think you're talking about music!" M
Bang! Your Dead!!!!!
omg i have discovered (yeah i know totaly late but hey thats me) the most greatest way to let out fustration!....................PAINTBALL! im talking c02, running in the woods, crawling in mud, paintballs balzing past you, FUN! omg so sat my friends asked me and someone to come over to play and here im thinking im just gonna go watch and wear my camis to show some lil cute looking support! UH UH! they pulled me in and said here's a gun, mask, and some paint balls. WHAT??? i havent shot a gun since i was 10 shooting beebee guns at coke cans off the fence. so down the hill through some reviens and through some mud holes youd never believe inless you where there we went to play. they loaded me up should me where the safty was on the gun and let me fire some test shots. OMG I WAS SO HOOKED! no the first couple of shots where not on target but as time went by it got better. we played from like 12:30pm till 4pm in the woods and it was a blast. im talking some major fun i didnt think i was g
I Can Post
She She greets me and I feel as though I could fly She is like a wonder drug that gets me high She sweeps me off my feet with a angels smile She is my own private paradise isle She enraptures my soul when I do see She has sent but simple words to me She is the one who does fill my mind She is my treasure, my rare find She is the one I miss most when I do seek She is the on of whom my soul does speak She is kept in my thoughts I hear her name She alone is the keeper of desires flame She is the one that I feel was sent for me She is the one hope and dream my sweet melody She is sung in the mind and in the heart She is the one my love will never let part By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Its Cold out. Not just a little cold but alot cold. I am freezing. Torrington, Connecticut; Updated: 06:33 (January 17, 2007); Conditions: Clear; Temperature: 7.6F (-13.6C); High/Low: 20/6F (-6/-14C); Humidity: 54%; Dew Point: -6F (-21C); UV: 0/16; Wind: North at 3.0 MPH (4.8 KPH) And Good Morning!

Able To Exist
I remember a great deal of my life in fact all of it .... I left home at 14 when I got Emancipated , finished school in my home town of Dallas,Texas.. and in Michigan where I ended up when I left Texas. For the longest time I was the "bad boy". u know the popular one did all the drugs sold em and even up until about 2 mos ago I was always in fights ( I do beleive ive actually been in about 104 fights form 12 yrs old till 23 ) which I can say for the record I did not win all of em .... anyways I had any woman I wanted and yet with all I had I was not happy . I was also in 9 county jails and got expelled from highschool got my GED in washtenaw county jail and thats when i woke up ( at 17 yrs old) and did not like the man lookin back at me in the mirror from then on i Vowed to become a respectable man ...and here I stand now as of the last 3 yrs.... granted I was always respectful and sweet I jus didnot take any disrespect to me my family or those friends close .. I s
How Sexy Is Your Name?
Just something fun.....enjoy......!!!! Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below. A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 *under 60 points= not too sexy *from 61-300 points= pretty sexxy over 301-599 points= VERY sexxxxy!!! *beyond 600= beyond very, very sexy !!!!
Count Down To The Daytona...
32 days and 20 minutes away from nascar again!! Woooooohoooooooo!!Best wishes for a safe and prosperous racing season to all the driver's ( even Jeffy Poo Gordon) Gawd it killed me to type that!!!
Power Of Attraction
Power of Attraction Her anger, her hate, her love Prowess beyond words She is Goddess Empress of all she surveys Golden spark in her soulful eyes Her smile sly and enchanting Her curves full and Sexy Heaven and Earth are as One within her Her divine Body her altar On top, Underneath, side to side She is the ultimate Sexual power She is Goddess Commanding Sacred Lover I hr consort, protector serve her every desire for eternity His Kiss a bolt of lightening Her touch a bodily quake Her sacred nectar Nourish and refresh me completely Her beauty so powerful She possess my mind Her sexual prowess and talent Takes control of my mind, body and soul She is Mighty She makes the greatest Love She is my dream Lover, best friend, and confidant She is Goddess
What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Birth Month is April You are trustworthy and highly ethical in all facets of life. Helpful and steady, you are able to solve any problem. Your soul reflects: Bliss, playfulness, and curiosity Your gemstone: Diamond Your flower: Sweet Pea Your colors: Yellow and red What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Harley Goes To Heaven
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is: you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?!" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of the woman???" God said, "Ah, yes!" "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
What The F*ck??? (re: Final Fantasy 7)
Well... I just recently got me a PS2, and I want to get a copy of my favorite game of all time (Final Fantasy 7) and I can't even find a new copy of the re-release on Sony Greatest Hits!!! I really don't want to go on ebay to find this... any ideas anyone?
What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?
Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Heart Diamond! You wear your heart on your sleeve, so of course you should also wear it on your ring. A heart diamond is the perfect choice for highlighting your passionate disposition. Only a true romantic can get away with wearing this ring. Luckily, that's you. And only a true romantic can give you this ring, so make sure you find him...! What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?
House Of 1,000 Corpses Character
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You scored as Cpt. Spaulding! You are funny and 1/2 kind hearted but still a sadistic killer.Captain Spaulding90%Otis80%Grandpa Hugo70%Mother Firefly70%Tiny30%Baby Firefly20%Dr. Satan15%Which House of 1000 Corpses Charachrer Are you?created with
Fat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
What Sign Is Your True Love?
Your True Love Is a Libra Why you'll love a Libra: Social and charming, a Libra is sure to turn your head in a group setting. Libra has the style and grace to intrigue you... and the passionate soul to reel you in. Why a Libra will love you: You're laid back and patient. Libra doesn't feel rushed to make a decision with you. An appreciator of beauty, you can show Libra all sorts of inspiration - from art to nature. What Sign Is Your True Love?
Lorretta Lynn- Fist City
You've been makin' your brags around town that you've been a lovin' with my man But the man I love when he picks up trash he puts it in a garbage can And that's what you look like to me and what I see is a pitty You'd better close your face and stay out of my way If you don't wanta go to Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City you'd better detour round my town Cause I'll grab you by the hair of the head and I'll lift you off of the ground I'm not a sayin' my baby is a saint cause he ain't And that he won't cat around with a kitty I'm here to tell you gal to lay off of my man if you don't wanna go to Fist City [ steel ] Come on and tell me what you told my friends if you think you're brave enough And I'll show you what a real woman is since you think you're hot stuff You'll bite off more than you can chew if you get too cute or witty You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City If you don't wanna go to Fist City... I'm here to tell
Alien Abduction
New Info And Changes Made!!!
CHECK OUT THE NEW PAGENEW MUSIC INFOWESITE DIRECTORIESA DIFFERENT LOOKSAME FEELTELL US WHAT YOU THINK?ABOUT THE STATION?ABOUT THE WEBSITE?ABOUT THE MUSIC PLAYED?ABOUT THE NEW FORMATE?WANT THE PLAYER ON YOUR PAGE?ASK AND IT SHALL BE YOURS!!!MySpace = Ask for codeHoverSpot = Ask for codeCherryTap = Rip from my tracks We hope to better serve you all in the best way possible and we are trying to make it fun and entertaining for you!!! For your comments and sudgestions please feel free to send me a message anytime!!! Hope to hear from you all very soon!!!!MixMasterMcStormThe KLUB HOUSE
Today Rant
why must people be mean i meant its point less like to day i went to the gas station and this lady said i was ugly so i just ingored her and she kept going and going then finally i snapped i said hey i bet you a fake lady with a fake face and all and then she shut up. i respect women alot but gosh if you dont like the way i look and all just dont say anything . i mean i am a very nice guy but today i just snapped for some reason. send me some feed back on what everyone thinks did i do the write thing.
What's Your 1920's Name?
Your 1920's Name is: Ivory Zelda What's Your 1920's Name?
What Color Is Your Aura?
Your Aura is Red You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage. Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works! The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon What Color Is Your Aura?
I Dare You!
I Dare You... To tell me the truth Six things you wonder about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Five things you like about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Four things you don't like about me... 1. 2. 3. 4. Three of my best features... 1. 2. 3. Two things you want to do with me... 1. 2. Two words that describe me... 1. 2.
~ New Doggie Contest On Ct ~
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits Thank You ~ Maria ~
Its Still
Driving me nuts...WHO ARE MY CRUSHES??
Please Read And Pray For A Peaceful Passing For Brian
A friend of mine from Yahoo Country music room 12 is in his final hour's of life as I sit, with a heavy heart and misty eyes typing this.. He has fought a good fight and suffered greatly throughout the past year.. It's now his time and the good lord is calling him home.. Enclosed is a poem written by him that I thought I'd share in his honor.. Go peacefully my friend and may you rest in peace, your journey here on earth is done... Cancer One day your laughing Doing things you've always wanted to do Friends are around partying All the sudden you cant hear a sound They rush you to the hospital The doc comes in to check All the tests are ordered While you sit getting depressed 6 hours later The doc comes in with a grin Says its not good news "Could you come with me again" So we go to a room with lighted walls He puts the ex rays up Asks if i can see the dots That have grown on my lungs I reply yes i do what the hell is it He says we need more test To confirm my suspicions So go back to
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: April 7 Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words. Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take. You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Totally Hammered
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. "You, sir, are drunk!" "And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
Adult's Only.....
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. Dear Penis, after assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always obse
Do You Deserve Justice Or Mercy?
O Lord, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your rage. Have compassion on me, Lord, for I am weak. Heal me, Lord, for my body is in agony. I am sick at heart. How long, O Lord, until you restore me? Psalm 6:1-3 NLT "You have heard that the Law of Moses says, 'Love your neighbor' and hate your enemy. But I say, love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting like true children of your Father in heaven." Matthew 5:43-45 NLT About this week's promise When others wrong us, we cry out for justice. When we wrong God, we cry out for mercy. Fortunately, God is merciful. But if we don't accept his merciful gift of salvation, we are subject to God's justice, the punishment of eternal death and separation from God. Until God sets up his eternal kingdom, where perfect justice prevails, justice will continue to be needed here on earthboth God's justice to urge us toward his kingdom, and law and order to keep anarchy from ruling.
Setting Goals To Achieve Gods Plan
Setting Goals to Achieve Gods Plan Genesis 24 God has a purpose for our lives and goals for us to accomplish. (Ephesians 2:10) To fulfill His plans, we need to set goals that are consistent with what He has in mind for us. Once we know the direction God wants us to take, we can begin taking steps toward fulfilling His purpose. First, we must have a clear picture of the goal. The more defined and well thought-out our mission is, the more sensitive well be to the opportunities God places in our paths. Second, we need to be confident that we can succeed through Christ. We should look to the future in light of Gods presence within us, His infinite resources, and His unwavering promises. (Philippians 4:19; 2 Corinthians 1:20) Third, we should have a consuming desire to accomplish Gods plan. This is based on the value we place on accomplishing our goals and focusing on the One who has set those goals. Gods sacrificial, unending love
How Often Do You Want To "get Even?"
How often do you want to "get even?" The Lord despises double standards of every kind. Proverbs 20:10 NLT Never pay back evil to anyone. Do things in such a way that everyone can see you are honorable. Do your part to live in peace with everyone, as much as possible. Dear friends, never avenge yourselves. Leave that to God. For it is written, "I will take vengeance; I will repay those who deserve it," says the Lord. Romans 12:17-19 NLT Don't say, "I will get even for this wrong." Wait for the Lord to handle the matter. Proverbs 20:22 NLT God's measure How often do we see the evil around us and pray for God's justice? We wonder, Why does God allow this evil to go on! This kind of thinking leads to two of the most common double standards: (1) judging others more harshly than we judge ourselves, and (2) believing God should judge others but remain lenient with us. The Lord despises double standards because they elevate one person at the expense of others. These man-ma
If I Didn't Know Any Better By Alison Krauss
This song is dedicated to a friend of mine I know he loves me but his heart belong somewhere else at times. Artist: Alison Krauss Song: If I Didn't Know Any Better I turned around Before I could run I found you already settled down In the back of my mind I know this is just a customary fever The moon is our deceiver That will leave you running blind You're heart is pullin' If I didn't know any better I'd be fallin deeper and deeper it's true I'd hear it callin' If I didn't know any better And I'd be in love with you Didn't want to The look in the eyes of the one that I would be drawn too I'm a moth lost in a fire And I know this Is just a beautiful illusion A case of the confusion Between love and desire You're heart is pullin' If I didn't know any better I'd be fallin deeper and deeper its true I'd hear it callin' If I didn't know any better And I'd be in love When the flame burns out If finally settles down And you forget I ever c
Friends- I think there's 3 differnt types. You got your aquaintence which to me are people u meat in passing of life u meet like once or twice some one u say hi at store etc. Then to me there is Friends- Ones u look up to talk to on daily basice most time there for u but yet not all time, would help u but might not for some stuff. The there's Best Friend's-To Me A Best Friend is some one that knows u in and out front and back, it maybe your spouse, gf,bf, soul mate or not, might be a person that been there with u though thick and thin. Some say in life u only have one best friend. While Since 1998 in Rockford,Il were I use to live is my what I thought was my only Best Friend Thought she new me in and out we've helped each other good bad, up's and down's we are Best Friend's still and like sisters and she's the God Mother of my Son. But of resent, Of like 4 months ago, I ment a guy a nice,sweet, gently Man. We Started out friends and then very good friends,dear friends b
What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Duck Food !!!
A duck walk's into a bar and say's hey have any duck food?No say's the bartender get the hell out!!!The next day the same duck walk's back in and say's hey got any duck food ??No damnit said the bartender if you ask me again i am going to nail your beak to the bar!!So the next day the duck walk's in again and say's he got any nails no said the bartender while hell then got any duck food..
My Insides
i walk along a empty street, as i walk the world seems empty to me. even the sun in the sky has stopped moving. the universe has stopped to notice what fools we are in this life to destroy something whitch is so preciouse to us. heaven can exicist on earth but most don't want it they would rather live in a hell. their are 2 different heavens for me. one is the battel field, the second is somewhere with my one and only love. but to appriciate the second option most of us have to go threw the first, which many label as hell. for me i have imbraced both. thats why many ppl have called me ares the god of war. cause i turned what is hell into heaven. i have recived some comments on my blogs asking what my little stories mean well they have their own personal meanings to me. and i write them so i can exspress what i feel inside. and most ppl don't understand my feelings. i must be very different in the way i feel things. sometimes i feel so alone in the world becuse of my feelings. but
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~why We Hang On To Survive~
============================================== When God created the dog, He said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. Next, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. God then created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
Because I Am Only Human
Because I am Only Human Fuck you and the bitch that rode you in. Fuck the lies that you made paper thin. Fuck you for the way you crushed my heart and told me it was nothing, fuck the part where you cried and said that it was me and fuck me for thinking I could be the one that broke, the one that broke your heart fuck you for all your lies and for the start that you said was no start at all but only me seeing something ugly that could never be and then for asking more than twice if I could let it be, it would be nice fuck you for saying she was only glass that sparkled in your eyes, a piece of ass when I no longer sparkled, when I fell fuck you for sending me to hell and keeping me there. and that was where I found myself again and fuck you for saying when I found out I was broken, 'see? ' all this time? it wasn't me! ' and fuck you for crying when I wanted out fuck you for begging me to give you hope fuck you for your narrow shallow selfish scope fuck
Need Help!!
I'm trying to reach the next level, because I've been stuck on the one I'm at for almost 3 weeks now. Help me out by rating, commenting, or adding me if you haven't already. Give a guy some support. Please!
Dear John
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: > > Dear Ricky, > I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. > > Love, Becky > > > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. > > There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: > > > Dear Becky, > I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. > > Take Care, Ricky
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Funny... This Is My Usual Frap
Java Chip Frappuccino You're a caffeine addict and pretty high maintenance about your coffee. There's a good chance that everyone at your Starbucks knows your name. What Flavor Frappuccino Are You?
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Im Jealous
LOL Ok I know it sounds silly but a lot of people have a crush on cherrytap and no one has one on me.WTF is wrong with you guys? Are you blind?Im sweet and sexy and you havent said you have a crush on me? Oh well I still love you all and I have my hubby michael so there!
imma try to sleep :/ especially since i hafta be up at 645... ~_~ muuuhhhh zombie kerrie tomorrow ~_~
Love Forever
She loved him.He is her everything. She cried the day he gave her a ring. He took his hand and gently cupped her face. Then he said.... Im going to love you forever.In her mind she knew forever has an end.But for now they are together.Lovers as well as friends. One day they got into a fight.She started to cry as he walked out of sight.He turned around and looked at this woman he adores. She cried some more and said... Im going to love you forever.In my past forever had an end.But with us it is better.We are lovers as well as friends. They loved each other forever.There love never did end.And now they walk with the angels.They forever remaind lovers as well as friends.
Dear Mr President
what the hell is wrong with people? This is an example of people of how people are in New York City. This was a personal ad posted: Hey Guys, I guess I should tell you a bit about myself: I am 23 years old, white, 5'7'', 270lbs, long light brown hair, live in Brooklyn. I work 45-50-ish hours a week. I'm a chilled, laid back kind of girl who doesnt like loud obnoxious scenes or people, lol. I like to think that I have a good sense of humor, who can have a dirty mind a lot of the time (I usually hang out with guys, so go figure, lol), I just enjoy the company of my friends, listen to music, have a good time without having to 'party'. I am over the party stage. LOL. I enjoy chilling, drinking a beer and watching a football or hockey game with "the boys" or I can be girly too. LOL. I enjoy cuddling up on the couch and watching movies and I really enjoy kissing. So you have to like the same :) I am looking for a guy between 24-35 years old who also works and enjoys life too.
Love Deep Inside.
Maybe it was the way her smile gleamed That captured my attention so Each tooth placed neatly and meticulously In perfect rows, shinning like diamonds in A Field of snow. Or maybe it was her long brown hair, Darker than the night sky, flowing like a river of chestnuts over sand colored skin that grasped my attention. One thing for sure her eyes pierced like the point of a sword or dagger, But at the same time calm and serene Gazing into her hazel-brown portals transports me into her world, an eden of eternal beauty. As she walks by with elegance and grace I try and gather myself , I try to speak, But my tongue is tangled, tied and twisted like a pretzel But what is there to say? How do you approach a goddess? So I just stand in awe Daydreaming about what could have been.
Colt's Vs. Patriot's
Written By My Fiance
Untitled I didn't care about the rules, till it was to late, now your gone, and im lonley till this day, i dont care as i take my life, it all flashes before my eyes, joy, pain and strife two in the morning my freinds get a call broken hearts is all that can be felt in this small town she looks at him thinking of the words he said as she lays their first rose across his head as she holds his baby she starts to cry he has no father why did he die Ronnie Allen Quillen Copyright 2007 Ronnie Allen Quillen
This Is So Nice
We Could Have Built 400,000 Windmills With The Money Bush Wasted In Iraq
Bush wasted over $400 Billion in Iraq so far. Imagine Paying Half Price For All Of Your Electric Bills The best way to keep money away from Arab terroists is for America to get off of imported OIL.
Secrets To Your Heart
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Yeah, new here. Seeing what happens. Hope that it's positive in some way.
Me Voila!
I am a cheese omelet.
Fergie was such a cute kid
Smoking In The Rain
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, "It's a condom." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
Have You Seen Mary Jane
Have you met Mary Jane so fair With seeds of black and short green hair Aroma sweet and taste so pure Intoxicating, thats for sure. She starts her life a small, hard seed And progresses into tasty weed. Just break her up and pack her tight And smoke her up into the night. Have you had Mary Jane so good A friend to all in any hood She'll make you laugh, she'll make you yak But she'll always have you coming back. She can do no harm, she can do no wrong She likes to be inside your bong She's outlawed but she doesn't care Its your responsibility to bear. She's known as pot, weed and hash As reefer, shit, and sold for cash She's great for parties and small groups alike Any other drug can take a hike. We've had our pills, shrooms and LSD Why can't you crackheads let us be? We prefer an 'Au Natural' approach And we gotta finish up this roach. So I've made up my mind, you see And Mary Jane's the one for me So if you see Mary Jane so fair W
Daily Rituals
I always start my showers so normal, the hot water running down my back, I wash my hair. I use a sugar scrub to soften my milk white skin. Then I take down my detachable shower head. I start slowly washing the remaining soap off my body, and then I can't resist but to let the spray of water cross over my pussy and it tickles me. I give in, I turn the shower head to thump water against me as hard as possible. Reaching up, I turn the hot water to almost scalding. With my left hand I part my pussy and position the head right against my clit. It's pounding away, harder and harder, the hot water is making the sensations intense. I look down and see my soft white skin turning bright pink from the heat. This used to be enough to get me off, but I've been getting worse. Needing more and more to make me cum. So now I reach up and grab two small hair claws, attaching each one to my nipples, there is small pain at first, but soon they become numb. No you see the thing about nipple clamps, they do
All In The Juggalo/lette Family Read This
Due to a juggalo "assault" on a jock that has been physically harming him for years, he is serving an immense sentence in jail, and the court is attempting to take it further than that. The state of Colorado is trying to prove that ICP is a gang, and they are trying to have it banned throughout the state, because of what has happened. We need to stand against it NOW. Notify ICP of this in any way you can, save a juggalo homie from a 30 year sentence! We are hiring an atterney for $3,000, but Please, help any way you can, even a dollar would help. Please, pitch to save Dominic in the name of the carnival. PROVE WE'RE NOT GANG RELATED! PLEASE HELP! REPOST THIS, PLEASE! Thank you
Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 ========================================================== Oil Change instructions for Men : 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of Oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up
Where To Kiss
Behind their ear. Tip of their nose. Back of their neck. Curve of their waist. Their eyelids. Their collar bone. Tips of their fingers. Small of their back Their tummy. Inside their theigh.
All Right Peps
ok ths song is more
Lovers of the English language might enjoy this.... There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is "UP." It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP a Why are the officers UP for election, and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning.People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close
Escalation Forces Bush To Resort To Recruiting Convicts
Please Rate This Blog Escalation Forces Bush to Resort to Recruiting Convicts By Robin Morgan 22 Jan 2007 In 2005, already desperate for fresh recruits, the Army started increasing, by nearly half, the rate at which it grants what it terms "moral waivers," permitting recruits with criminal records, emotional problems, and weak educational backgrounds to serve.
Ow Ow Ow
ok so, still have this fucking headache. i took a couple of the quick release tylenol things i have in the bathroom, they're so far, not working, i'm still in immense amounts of pain, i go tell shauna that ((please note it's so bad that if i leave my room i have to wear sunglasses)) and ask what she's listening to :/ because it sounds very bad to me right now, like ouch type bad but anyway, she doesn't even bother turning this shit down and i'm in so much pain D: i think imma hafta go lay down in the bathroom because i feel sick now too... ugh... the least that stupid bitch of a sister could do is think "ok she has this headache from yesterday that's developing into a migraine, i should turn this down and be considerate" HA. no. ugh imma go lay down in the bathroom i don't feel too hot D:
What Language Should You Learn?
I'm not so sure about this one... You Should Learn Chinese Surprised? You shouldn't be - Chinese is perfect for an ambitious person like you. You're a natural entrepreneur, and a billion people are waiting to do business with you! What Language Should You Learn?
Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
You Belong in San Francisco You crave an eclectic, urban environment. You're half California, half NYC. You're open minded, tolerant, and secretly think you're the best. People may dismiss you as a hippie, but you're also progressive, interesting, and rich! Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
Three People You'll Meet In Life
1st is the ONE YOU LOVE THE MOST 2nd is the ONE WHO LOVES YOU THE MOST 3rd is the ONE YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH... sadly in real life, these three people are not the same person... The one you love doesnt love you the one who loves you most is never the one you love the most and the one you'll spend the rest of your life with is never the one you love or the one who loves you the most...they are just the person who happens to be at the right place at the right time...
-(`v)- As I Mature -(`v)-
.`. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. .`. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. .`. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. .`. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big whilly or huge boobs. .`. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others ~ they are more screwed up than you think. .`. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. .`. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. .`. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at beginning once you live together there will be days when you sleep on the couch. -(`v)- i wish you enough Sun to
The Box
The Box I opened the box I hid your letters in, strange how reading aged words sparks so much memory. You spoke of a dark place, where you where alone all the time, sad and full of the kind of hate no one else gets except for you. I know you felt alienated and like everyone including your parents hated you. I always loved you, you where cared for even when I spoke nothing, even when I didn't write back. Part of me hated you, I enjoyed your pain. Now you knew how I felt. I am sorry I was so selfish, that I didn't care for you like I had always promised. You say no one there talks to you, and that they have their own issues to deal with. We all want everyone to care about our issues, you are stronger than me for letting them be, for living alone with your sadness. Your out now, and it has been over a year, to be fully honest sometimes I wonder if by leaving you, I set you down the road you left on, you always said I made you stronger and gave you hope. I let you go, to the wolves and
Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
To Whomever I Sent This, Remember To Re-turn The Favore.
"beer Warning"
Subject: "Beer Warning" A Warning To All Men!! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape-drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of
All Your Prayin Is Making Me Sick
Boston- A decade long study has revealed that prayer by strangers had no effect on the recovery of people who underwent heart surgery. In fact, patients who knew they were being preyed for suffered from a higher rate of postoperative complications such as abnormal heart rhythms. "It may have made them uncertain," said Dr. Charles Bethea, a co-author of the study. "They may have wondered, 'Am I so sick they had to call in the prayer team?'"
Ignorance And Irrational Fear . . .
This one is not light reading, so you are warned! I just thought perhaps you would be interested in some of my views. Feel free to criticize or compliment! I belong to a horror television show board and recently, the topic got interestingly "heated". Here is the post that started it from another member . . . I touched on this in an earlier thread. I figure that this is the best place to discuss it. I've wanted to have this discussion for a long time. I have a tremendous fear, a phobia if you will, of the occult, the unexplained, ghosts, etc. I usually display intense skepticism when someone tells me something that is particularly unsettling. But it is a defense mechanism. I mean, this stuff REALLY bothers me. I don't WANT to believe that ghosts exist. I don't want to believe that people actually practice the occult and conjure up demons. It all seems to irrational to me. Yet, I am frightened of it. Deeply frightened. Not a "fun" fear. I'm not like a teenager. T
Really Sad Poem
My name is Jess I am three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I am locked up All day long When I a wake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try to be nice So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From him evil eyes I'm so afraid now He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words He says it's my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me Yells at me more I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And I start to bawl He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor Wilt my bones nearly broken And my daddy continu
Not So Long Ago...
I Wrote This For My Friend Sweetone
Serenade to an Angel Your wings are wide your thighs are nice your halo glows bright in the night your smile deafens any scepticism your eyes shine and you cant be mine your grace is not so graceful but you are an Angel your body a monument to Beauty your soft but unbreakable your single but untakeable your an Angel who dwells on earth I cant express how much your worth but seeing you 100 yards away is worth the wait even if you cant be mine Your beautiful from head to toe no matter what you wear you will always be amazing this is my weary attempt to dazzle an Angel with weary words of a man but this angel dwells within every heart and soul of man. With Love, George
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Circumcised -- This Is Priceless
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
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Beat Me Down
Dedicated to the battered women as well as our beloved soldiers! V1 Strickened and wronged the fury rages screaming sounds fill as darkness comes about her eyes of glass cast painful looks as she falls only to pick herself up again the blackened walls hide memories of the past as the blood trickles her mind is subdued holding back the tears she cries chorus1 you can beat me down you can take my life wash your hands with my blood but you can't take my pride I am me and you are you I won't change not even if you just asked me to V2 He sits alone frightened and cold hearing the footsteps as they come closer he knows what will come to be they'll kill him before setting him free as the gaurds enter he looks into their eyes and screams chorus2 you can beat me down you can take my life wash your hands in my blood but you can't take my pride I won't give up I won't give in no amount of pain can make me bend
Weird Voicemail
last night on my way to work my phone beeped at me sayin I had a voicemail even though my phone never rang. so not thinking anything about it cuz my phone is always gay like that I checked my voicemail to find a creepy message. it was someguy who i dont know saying "later today or late tonight you never know what will show up at your door. good bye" and that was it. i have no idea who it was and no number came up. damn thats sum creeepy shit let me tell you.
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , from now on Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is no
While on a flight from New York , > > the Stewardess was busy passing > > out peanuts and cokes to everyone. > > There were about sixteen flights > > lined up waiting to get clearance > > to take off. > > Then the other Stewardess got a > > message from the Pilot that the > > tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they >were first in > > line to take off, and to have > > everyone buckle up. > > Without thinking she just announced > > "Please buckle up, grab your drinks > > and hold your nuts, we're taking off!". > > No one saw her for the rest of the > > flight to Houston, and all the other > > Stewardesses were laughing > > all the way and so were half of > > the passengers.
Oooocha Aie!
My brains are aching. Which means you owe me $2. Them's American dollars. None of them dollars with picamatures of Elvis on 'em.
Prodigy- Smack My Bitch Up
I Think I'm Going To Get Some Vans™
[Hook] [Young L] Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers you wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean and Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers Got my vans on, but they look like sneakers you wearin' coke whites cuz my vans look clean [Verse 1] Got my vans on, finna walk out the door Put five on the grapes so you know I'm gon' blow Got the new pack shoe, bought it right out the door Holla at the dope girls, dope boys all GO... Man, if you really tight, then you gotta get vans See me in the club, bitch I'ma grown man If you see me at a party, then it must be crack Cost 36 dollars, all black, yes Like my niggas may slap and we get clothes mayne Fuck coke whites, cuz my vans fucking gold Got new top-siders finna fly like kites Go to sleep in the day, go to parties at night Man, I'm from B-town and all
Thoughts For Jelly
Everyone keep the Beaner in your thoughts today as shes is having a biopsy on her thyroid. Show her lotsa love!!! Jʣ ѷ@ CherryTAP
So Sick
Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that I'm alone Cuz right now it says that we Can't come to the phone And I know it makes no sense Cuz you walked out the door But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore (it's ridiculous) It's been months And for some reason I just (can't get over us) And I'm stronger then this (enough is enough) No more walkin round With my head down I'm so over being blue Cryin over you And I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow So why can't I turn off the radio? Gotta fix that calender I have That's marked July 15th Because since there's no more you There's no more anniversary I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you And your memory And how every song reminds me Of what used to be That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs So tired of tears So done with wishing you were still here
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Lay me flat, lay me back, Lay me out, lay me down. Can't hear a sound But heavy breaths, and heaving chests, And what can be seen is covered in steam. Shrouded curves and muffled gasps Shimmer through the fog, Sending shivers over heated skin, Glowing with the perfect sin. Muscles move within the flesh That glistens with the tears of lust, Crying out to be touched Tingling internally and burning up inside Full of passion meant to cloud the mind Fingers tracing lovely lines, Shuddering with every sigh, Lips draw pleasure from within To the surface of the skin, To find out if a secret lies Still buried in your blurry eyes. Let's go further than before. I'll dominate submissively, I'll do anything you say, Doing as I please, by pleasing you In any and every way.
Chatrooms Part 2
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides t
Sex Of The Oral Nature
So recently i was involved in some sexual relationship with a very dirty man (he had a dirty mouth, not dirt under his finger nails). So anyways, I go down on him and he proclaims that it feels "too good to cum", now this actually is not the first time i've heard this phrase. I can honestly say, as a woman, i have never felt something that was "too good cum". So gentlemen, please give me ur imput here. I would just like to know, if i've been bull-shitted or if this is a true life occurence. Thanks for ur time, Malinda
In this bloody pool I see such a fool in me Now my blood is gone How could I let myself believe In you Now Im cryin Cause Im tryin Too hard Mirrors fadin Complicatin My heart Can I kill the past With one look At this fool A puppet I have been Thought I read the signs Leading to divine embrace I misread the words Took a giant leap of faith For you My disaster Made you master Of me No hereafter No more chapters Between I have fallin and lay A crumpled body Will you let me go Or hold on To this fool
States I've Been To
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What's Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage92%Chains/Handcuffs83%Blind Folds83%Biting67%Blood58%Whips50%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with
How Would You Get Beaten Up?
You scored as Youd come out squeaky Clean. Youd come out squeaky Clean75%Some Cuts, Sum Bruises but overall okay58%Hospitalized25%Youd get Ur Ass Kicked!17%How would you get beaten up?created with
The Key
I hold the key I hold the key to your heart and soul I turn the key and we become whole Shared love that last beyond this life Bring together two to share joys and strife Coming to the challenge of all that may be I hold the key and in time we will both see That though it is mine to open your heart It is love that we share no matter how far apart That binds us together and makes us both one Love as it should be till all time is done By R. Thomas Dinsmore
~credit Card & Cell Phone Camera Scams~
Subject: Be sure to read Scene 3." Quite interesting. SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmm, "He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that h e did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.
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2 All The Ladies Out There!!!
Hey Pretty Lady... THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!! You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 10 prettiest ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 pretty ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have ugliness for 10 years. So hit 10 pretty ladies on your friends list and let them know they are pretty .
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~~i Don't Look Good Naked Any More~~
MEDICAL PROBLEM "Don't laugh!" said the patient. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient. "Okay then," and the patient proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest willy the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery. > Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. > "I'm so sorry," said the doctor."I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now...what seems to be the problem?" > "It's swollen," the patient replied.
Goin Crazy
I'm goin kinda crazy these days.My baby is drivin me up the wall and so is her lil coz. My job sucks no hours right now. Not enough money to take care of my baby. My ex isn't send enough money for the baby. Startin to look for another part time job. Tryin to save money to move out wth a friend wth in 2 yrs.other then that life is just fine lol.
U.s. Soldiers Were Abducted, Then Executed In Karbala
U.S. soldiers were abducted, then executed in Karbala 26 Jan 2007 Four American soldiers, whom the U.S. military originally reported were killed when unknown gunmen stormed an Iraqi provincial office in Karbala last Saturday, were in fact taken hostage and later executed by their kidnappers, military officials said Friday.
Add Her
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Something To Listen To
This speech always moves me so much. For those who don't know who Jim Valvano was, he was a basketball coach and later announcer who died from cancer. He gave this speech not long before he passed away. You have to listen to the whole thing to get the full message. It has good advice for all of us on how to live each day.
Cutest Couple Contest
I am currently entered into the cutest couple contest. It is by comments. If you've got time, come drop a comment or two :-) Ends February 1st @ 7pm Central time
Bettie Page Huh...
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Neil Zaza-alright
Found this guy years ago when was alive and free of FCC restrictions, when you could actually download the fucking songs, FUCK THE CORPORATE IMAGE@!$#
Drunk Or Alcohlic?
DRUNK OR ALCOHLIC? The drunk one gets asked this question alot and always answer drunk! Here is a simple test to figure out what you are. 1. Have you ever opened up a bar? 2. Have you ever closed a bar? 3. Have you ever drank in a bar after last call? 4. Have you ever had a beer for breakfast? 5. Have you ever had a minor? 6. Have you ever had a DUI/DWI? 7. Have you ever been charged with open bottle? 8. Do you drive drunk? 9. Have you ever woke up next to someone you didn't know and didn't know happened? 10. Do you go to AA meetings? The drunk one's Answers 1-4 are yes. The longest I've drank in a bar past close is 5:30 AM. 5 is, no but most of my friends have. 6 is no. 7 is yes, but it was my friends and I was driving so I got the ticket. 8 is no I live next to the bar, so I walk. 9 is never, but I wish. 10 is no. Your Answers If you answered yes to at least two of 1-4. You might be a drunk less than that you're a
What Would You Do For Love
This poem was written by a friend of mine What would you do for love If someone gave you love and placed it in your hand' Would you turn and walk away? Or Stand there and face it like a man. Would you eagerly embrace it, and love it with all you heart? Or would you let it fall upon the floor, Then watch it fall apart Would you kiss it tenderly, and feel the love within? Or would you let it wither away, Before it had a chance to begin. Sometimes we have to lose love, before we truly know, How precious love can be to us, So Hold it fast, don't ever let love go. Written by: Judy Parker Aug. 1st 2006
The Hardest Day Of My Life...
I believe I have done the hardest thing ever today. I told my mom I failed in my marriage again. I have tried to keep this marriage together. He was the only man never to hit me or yell at me. His only problem was he wanted the one thing I could never give him, a child. I don't believe I could ever give my heart to anyone else. Everytime I do, something goes wrong. My husband and I have not been together for like a month now. I even tried to like someone else, but the same girl that stole my husband was emailing the new person in my life and now he is not speaking to me. After careful thought I said, f*** it . I don't want love anymore. It is perhaps I was never meant to be with anyone. I am going to concentrate on my studies, and perhaps become something worth while one day. Who knows, I sure don't. I do have a caring family and a great friend who is always there for me. As far as my husband, well we speak but that is about it. I will never give him a divor
Man Laws Lmfao
Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At t
Chicago Entertainment
Chicago Rolls Out Cold-Weather Prostitutes CHICAGOFrom the barren tree branches to the colorful Christmas decorations, the signs of another Windy City winter are everywhere you look. And with the chilly air and fresh snow comes the sight of local residents replacing their regular three-season hookers with prostitutes better capable of handling the tough Chicago streets. Across the city, residents are swapping out regular hookers with more dedicated, cold-weather prostitutes in their cars. Unlike many other parts of the country, where milder temperatures and lighter snowfalls allow for the convenience of all-year prostitutes, citizens of Chicago must turn to thicker, sturdier working girls who can provide the high performance needed to get through the worst their notorious winter has to offer. "When temperatures drop below zero, you need prostitutes you can depend on when they're needed most," said area resident Phillip Eadie, who mounted four cold-weather hookers earlier t
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Love Is
Love is the eternal bliss with the one that you vow to always miss Love is like the ocean vibrant and new Love is the song i sing the whole day thru Love is the children we see everyday Love is the warmth on those cold winter days love is the red of a delicate rose Love is what a heart needs to nurture and grow Love is in my heart now and forever.
You Were Just Another Friend
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when i knew you noticed me I let my heart unbend I couldnt keep past the memories they only made me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try Now i am falling in love with you and will never let you go I love you more than anything i just thought i shoud let you know
My Wifes Candles
My wife loni has been selling candles that are wrapped up in the center of a flower for valentines day check her out I don't know if she got any of those photos up yet though....
This Is Shit
i try to chat with most of my friends and they are to busy or stuck up so i think i will stick to my real friends on here and delete the rest i have many and i try to say hi but i get nothing i am not wighning i just think why do you become frinds on here and ignore him
I just want to share this. I strongly believe in karma --> what comes around goes around! I believe being humble and honest is the key to good karma. I believe everything happens for a reason! I believe you live and you learn. I believe life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets and you should live life to the fullest. I believe love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't. I believe you work hard and you shall receive. I believe everyone has a soulmate in this world. I believe patience is a virtue. I believe in fate. I believe in destiny. I believe if you get a chance, take it! I believe if it changes your life let it!
Travels Without Charley Part I
Original Publish Date, 10/18/06 I feel like I'm sitting down to talk with an old friend. Weird... First of all and before you ask, the title is an homage to a Steinbeck book - Travels With Charley. If you haven't read it, do so. Anyways, I told this story to a friend last night, she pointed out that typical with my vacations, the biggest story ends up being something other than about the visit. But that will come much later. As I pulled out last Tuesday night, I had high hopes. There was this feeling in my gut that not only would this be a good trip, this it would somehow change me - help turn over some sort of new leaf, the next chapter of the story, ya know? I won't go into details because I'd sound crazy, but I really felt like I was given a sign of a good omen by... well you know who. Suffice to say, I knew I'd remember what I was about to do forever. Since Tuesday was my actual birthday, I decided to enjoy it before I left and then drive through the night. Aft here is a link to my website me and close friend put together its a download site for programs and softwear....there some other stuff we added on there that we hope u enjoy like movies, games, and music so check it out and leave me a shout ..huggerz
Sorry guys I am not maken my rounds today however haven't been to great since yesterday, but know that I still loves ya!!!
X-ray Cameras On Lampposts Plan
X-ray cameras on lampposts plan AFP | January 29, 2007 The Government is considering installing X-ray cameras on lampposts to spot armed terrorists and other criminals. According to a leaked memo seen by The Sun, "detection of weapons and explosives will become easier" if the scheme drawn up by Home Office officials is adopted. However, officials acknowledged that it would be highly controversial as the cameras can "see" through clothing. "The social acceptability of routine intrusive detection measures and the operational response required in the event of an alarm are likely to be limiting factors," the memo warned. " Privacy is an issue because the machines see through clothing." The Sun reported that the memo, dated January 17, was drawn up by the Home Office for the Prime Minister's working group on security crime and justice. It noted that some technologies used for airport security had already been used in police operations searching for drugs and w
You Know It Will Always Just Be Me
When I lost you, I was the one who loved you most But between us, you lost more... Coz someday Im going to love someone the way I loved you, But you will NEVER be love the way I loved you
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I think to the point of destruction.
U.s. Military Deaths In Iraq Hit 3,084
U.S. Military Deaths in Iraq Hit 3,084 The British military has reported 130 deaths; Italy, 33; Ukraine, 18; Poland, 18; Bulgaria, 13; Spain, 11; Denmark, six; El Salvador, five; Slovakia, four; Latvia, three; Estonia, Netherlands, Thailand, two each; and Australia, Hungary, Kazakhstan, Romania, one death each.
Loneliness Overwhelming Me
for 2 days now i haven't heard from Josh... all my friends are 13 miles or farther from me n those that do have cars have been busy. i'm used to having friends over everyday, but lately, no one. my best friends fiance is facing 2 years in prison. she's depressed beyond belief n usually we can cheer eachother up... but we have been unable to lately... i have been home alone n lonely for 2 days now... i'm so depressed and i don't know what to do. my 16 yr old little brother tried to jump in front of a truck cuz he doesnt wanna live anymore n he n my mom moved 19 hrs away from me in december w my 3 little sisters when my mom got remarried n i miss them all. i feel so lonely and scared and i dunno what to do. :( -----Barbie xoxoxo-----
I Swear
I swear whatever site I go to I always feel black bar. Its always so hard for me to make friends and things it like eveyone wants a bad boy or a guy that will treat them bad. I couldn't do that well all I can do is hope my word reach someone out there. I have been though to much to ever give up hope.
well my boyfriend is down at fort jackson now. i havent heard from him but his parents have and are keepin me updated until i start gettin letters. he is doing pretty good so far but im guessing today was his first day of real work down there cuz of the timing and all. but so far so good for him. i will continue to keep everyone updated as much as i can. god i miss him!
What Would Ur Magic Power Be
You scored as Mind Reader. You now know all... since mind reading is the ability that you would most likely have. Maybe you'll use it to catch up on all the gossip without even speaking to anyone, or maybe you'll use it to spread gossip (since you know secret thoughts...) Use this power well, and if you become a politician, well, have fun!Mind Reader88%Telekinesis63%Fire Starter44%Flying31%What magical power would you most likely have?created with
Sorry All
Im sorry that i aint gotten around to all the blogs yet . but i will there's just alot going on right now i can try to get to some but not all at once .
~~the Shithouse Blues For Women~~
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The Stance ." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To
One Day
Needs a little work, but let me know what ya think! One day I will no longer be burried within these grains of sand the tide will come in and it will be me it chooses as it holds me in its arms to carry me away I will look back at you and remember always One day I will be heard as a note caresses my voice and the music dances for me one day it will be my choice as sound becomes the melody carrying my word One day you will feel me touch your heart as the bleeding tears have cried for our start and no longer will you have these fears One day you will see me smiling like I always do and a spark will ignite in you and no more will I wear the mask of invisibility For now ,though, I am no one you do not hear, feel, or see me I am just another stone that the ocean has grinded into sand here amoungst all the others of this land hoping for that one tide to see, hear, and feel everything about me as we glide across the water in the midst of the li
The Dark Elf Trilogy
The dark elf trilogy This is going to be a long series to read, this was the first three books that were republished as a single set under one cover. These are written by R.A. Salvatore, under the umbrella of forgotten realms. It is actually the second trilogy of the series covering the travels of a drow (dark elf) named Drizzt. The first set of books was the three of Icewind dale, but I started with the The dark elf trilogy first because it is actually the prequel to Icewind dale, covering where the main character came from. I hate to say it but I unfortunately cant remember the individual names of the three books in the series, but like I said they are all under the same cover. The series begins the night before Drizzt is born. It talks of the strife that begins his life and follows him through his childhood and training in his home city. I dont want to give to much away, but to say the least Drizzt is different than his dark elf kin.
Joke Lol
I went into this restaurant and order a cup of coffee, and a bowl of soup. When the waitress brought out my coffee, she had her finger in it, but before I could say anything she left in a hurry. When she brought out my soup she had her finger in that too. I stopped her and said, "Miss, I don't understand something, you had your finger in my coffee, and then the same finger in my soup?" She stated that she has arthritis in her finger, and the doctor told her to keep it warm. Well I was furious so I said, "Why don't you just stick if up your ass...", and she replied, "I do when I'm in the back." LOL
Underage Users (from A Bullitin)
Felt the need to post this: If you find an underage user on CT report them to Scrapper [his ID number is 22]. Don't go posting their URL all over the place; if they know they are found out they can change their age on their profile to avoid deletion. Get a screen shot if you can. All it takes is one minor posting a NSFW pic of themselves and CT can be killed for hosting kiddie porn. So if you love this site like I do, please report all minors! I don't know about you, but I'd cry if I lost my cherrytap, so let's do our best to make sure that doesn't happen. I found 3 under age users from 15-17 on CT tonite without even trying. Keep an eye out and report them when found. Thank you =) ~Sproet (repost of original by 'Sproet Has Delusions of Being Awesome!' on '2007-01-29 23:07:45') (repost of original by '#1 Bad Boy rate me fan me show me some love' on '2007-01-29 23:15:44') (repost of original by '~Devil In Cuffs~' on '2007-01-29 23:17:04') (repost of origina
Bad Things Happen.
I went to the door to see if daddy was home, an the damn thing wouldn't come open because of it being so cold out side, well I got pissed off an started to hit it when doing this a HUGE chunk of ice came down an hit my hand,,, which hurt like hell now it's starting to swell not sure if I broke it or not,, we'll see what tomorrow brings...
If Women Ruled The World L.m.f.a.o. !!!!!
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
where the hell are all the cherries at that like to talk or pick your brain or make you want to say something? im thinking it doesnt egsist. come out come out where ever you are.
The Persuite Of Sanity....what A Joke....
So this weekend kindda papa had a brother in law a heart attack....I got reunited with this guy who is amazing and wonderful...the problem...I'm still in love with someone else. who just happens to think that I broke it off with him to be with this new guy. I'm not that kindda girl. I've been cheated on and I know how much it sucks so why the heck would i do it to someone else. I haven't slept much since last Thursday night. Friday we had to make a mad run up to South Dakota to help with me necies. Then we had to make a mad dash back Down here to be with papa. To be with papa. let me rephrase that so I could be with papa. no one else wanted to go up there. So I was in the ICU waiting room alone. Fun not. But it's ok. He's better. He auctally called me dolly last night. This was after asking for granny (whose been gone since 95) and not knowing me. Sunday I think I talked to joe...who I broke it off with. Not because of kevin...because of distance and I thought he
Secret Crush
I sit here in front of the computer screen thinking about the people that inspire me in the group. All of these crushes beg to be acknowledged and are all definitely worthy of being noted, however one person stands out above the rest at the current moment as a definite secret crush. I close my eyes and start to imagine as I let my mind drift about what I would love to do with my secret crush I have been waiting for this day for what seems like eternity. I finally get to meet her today in person. I know her from several groups we interact in on a daily basis and we have become good friends. I see her coming through the gate at the airport and I wave and we give each other a big hug. We are talking like we have known each other forever and are giggling as we pick up her luggage. I walk her out to the limo and both of us hop in and crack open the champagne I have chilled. The limo pulls out on the way to the resort hotel I have us booked at with a fabulous day of pampering scheduled,
My Man...........
Known for 16 yrs was my very first boyfriend Is fine super Funny an AMAZING LOVER such a GENTLEMEN TATTOOED Experienced Down for HONESTY! Goes deep in me TALKS SWEET LOVES ME A LIBRA (like me) Knows me compatible with 100 % Loves his Popsicles GUNS Family LOVES HIS NIECE N NEPHEW A TRUE Friends A REAL MAN has the most handsome body ever! I LOVE HIS CHEST! its mine! Well when you feel this way about somebody you should try to keep that alive! I love my man and the orgasms he gives me........ and that I will stive to keep alive and love him as he deserves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER! I LOVE MY HUCkLEBERRY KRIS as I cannot get enough of himmmmmmmmmmmm (in me!) SheiL.A.
Re Moving
WE are told today the the buyer has now been approved and the sold sign is going up. So once the legal side is done, we will be moving out and going offline, for awhile. maybe along while. so if any other friends want to keep intouch please contact me
This is my apology to you Hoping I can make u see Im so sorry, so sorry Im so sorry baby That I hurt u this way I never meant to make u feel this pain Oh no Inside Im dying baby With out u here with me Knowing I cant have u no more No more So Im crying and bleeding Please baby stay with me Give me one more chance to make u see You are the only one for me All my love is yours All my trust is yours I just need u to believe in me Im only human baby And Im gonna make mistakes Im just asking For a little bit of your understanding Put yourself In my shoes Cause u know boy Im good woman to u I always stand by you To let you know that I can Cause I love you And I need you This is my apology to you Hoping I can make u see Im so sorry So sorry Im sorry for the things Ive don You know u are the only one The only one who makes me feel this way inside Made a promise to stand by you Cause Im so in love with you Please baby just hold me Please
Oh Really Now...
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Philosophy Of Tantra
Philosophy of Tantra All is One & Interconnected / Sex is Sacred & Divine Tantra embraces the natural energies of the bodies and connects you with cosmic, universal energy. It is becoming one with the other, and the very cosmos itself (Swami Nostradamus Virato) The word 'tantra' is related to the concept of weaving and its derivatives (thread, web, fabric, etc.) hinting at the interwovenness of things and actions, the interdependence of all that exists, the continuity of in the interaction of cause and effect, as well as in spiritual and traditional development, which like a thread weaves its way through the fabric of history and individual lives. (Lama Anagarika Govinda, 1969) Introduction Introductory Quotes on the true meaning of Tantra by Tantric Buddhist Philosopher Lama Anagarika Govinda The dynamic forces of the universe are not different from those of the human soul, and to recognize and transform those forces in one's own mind - not only for one's own good, b
Drunken Friends
Leanne and Chris decided they wanted a beer 'We'll only have one, have no fear!' Hours later we were still in the pub Listening to them say they wanted to go to a club. I told them 'you can't go you've spent all your money' I'm still wondering why they found everything funny. Leanne kept falling over And it was like Chris had a split personality I'm surprised we didn't end up having Some sort of fatality! I decided to go home Putting up with them was to much to bare They strolled to another pub They just didn't seem to care! Hours later they strolled in the door And started asking for food Kept trying to talk to me when I was sleeping Not caring that they were rude. Next time we go out I'll be getting drunk with them Because if either of them annoy me so much again One of them will forfeit their right to live!
The Dawn
I've witnessed the dawn ensure, Bid farewell from a cold, forlorn twilight. Soon will be the bright blue sky To envelop the earth. Birds begun to glide in the air, Took swift strokes beyond the wind and their shadows traced me...the hidden me. I've chased, passed through the wings of time ...and captured the real unknown to anyone. I've sought, found and won, Got lost, and left encumbered. Someday, i'll look back at precious moments, and pour once more the pages of yesterday. A time when my pursuit for wisdom and truth would be remembered, cherished and treasured. Reminiscing the past, how i fell and stand These were memories unfold, dreams untold Yet, remain a guiding star, That flickers a hope of tomorrow.
Dur Dur D'etre Bebe
Anyone Remember this
Destined To Be Alone
Another by Esme deep down, i know what i want.... but i look at the world around me, and suddenly i feel completely alone... the world around me is nothing like i want... what makes me happy on the inside, is unattainable in the outside world... flawed and alone, i sit and wait as the clock counts the time down and slowly seals my fate... forever alone, this anguish inside it stabs through my soul and brings tears to my eyes.... i turn away, as you try to look in my eyes; this pain is mine alone, i can't let you see me cry; you reach out and touch me, but i pull away; this burden is mine, it's been sealed in my fate... the clock chimes three, as i walk out the door; these streets are comforting, memories of happiness and more... but the time has come, and the hour has passed; i am all alone, maybe it's for the best... flawed from birth, i am way too much; i feel forsaken, i hurt others with my touch... this pain, this anguish is min
An Open Ended Blog To Any One Tryin To Step In Where You Dont Belong
so i ran this theory past my friend today and she said im crazy... men have 2 states of mind.. the relationship state of mind and the friendship state of mind.. I was raised by nothing but men.. I can hang with the boys and keep up, hence the reason a lot of ppl call me a dude with boobs.. i can almost do everything a man can. I work in construction and do motorcycle restoration, fields dominated with men. I was raised to know women are evil, which they actually are, most of em anyway.. I see women for what they are, women cant fool me.. now MEN on the other hand i understand and usually can tell them what they are gonna do before they do it.. until it comes to relationships.. this brings me to the whole 2 diff states of mine theory.. i was best friends with this guy for a long time then he wanted to start dating.. and he changed completely he no longer saw me as "one of the guys" but as the "fragile defensless girlfriend" now that was about 4 years ago but still they all do it and i d
Here I Go
ok well, i leave in may for iraq. dunno were though we are kinda gettin screwed here so im told. butt here are 3 options for my brigade. 1: we deploy and get stuck int he middle of the desert somewere and set up our own FOB(base) whch were we set up tents and fill lots of sand bags. 2: we go to kuwait and wait till some 1 needs support from us and 3: we get out brigade split up and sent to other brigades and units to help and support them. but our Col is wanting to do option 1, but we will jus have to see but May is my deployment date..should be interesting
~~ah Those Brillliant Lawyers~~
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ AT
How Do You Communicate?
You Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?
Light Beer...
Light beer is for infants ~Letterman
True Friend
What is a true friend? Well a true friend will stick beside you no matter what decision that you make. A true friend will pick up the phone everyday to see how you are doing and a true friend will not judge for the decisions that you make, no matter how boneheaded the decisions is...and we all know that all of us have made a bone headed decisions... A true friend will not lie to you no matter if it is going to hurt you or not they will always tell you the truth. You are prolly asking why I am writing this blog...well give me a min I am gonna answer that. I myself have found that I keep making bone head decisions and listenin to people that say they know how to be a true friend will in reality they prolly don't know the meaning of it at all. I can say one thing I have only come across 2 ppl in my life that I can say are true friends to me and far as I know...have never lied to me the tell me the truth no matter what and well although it has hurt my feelings I have gotte
Dreams To Share
Dreams to share and to fulfill Waiting for our sweet moment still A box full of wishes and dreams yet to come true Desire for the soul that is the promise long over due Time slips away and can not be held in place So I savor the dream we share in this space Where fantasy is all that we hold Where I like my mind run free and bold To escape the bounds of earthly thought The dream is you and all youve brought To a heart that craves your touch so deep I seek you out before I dare to sleep Perchance to dream our dreams we share Amazing how much that for you I care And yet you remain a dream of love My love can soar on the wings of a dove So I am sending myself to see you in a dream When you wake you will know it is as it did seem That I was there with you all the night through For I know that in this world only your love will do By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Time For Me To Rant (nsfw)
So I just got done watching the great lord and master, Foamy. His "teachings" inspired a little rant at me. This is not a direct attack on anyone, just my thoughts....dont like it? Fuck off... Blog meets bulletin: A tale of love Lets can put all the meaningful heartfelt shit you want into a blog and have maybe 5 people read it and maybe 2 comment. But you got these fucking people that sit around compulsively posting pointless bulletins, like "omg! Why havent you rated me yet?!" or the ever popular "I'm in a contest, please waste 17hrs of your life continuously voting for me so I can lose" People wake the fuck up! If ya wanna write a blog great, ya want it to have meaning even better. If its just your personal thoughts so your brain dont fry out from a major emotional overload then state it so dumb fucks dont go..."well I really didnt get what you were trying to say, what was all that about?" And another thing, when you tell people that an address is used strictly for
My All { Karulvinth For Life }
I'd give you everything I have My heart, my soul, my mind To always have you in my life And walk with you through time My love for you goes on and on I see no end in sight You're more than just a name to me Through your eyes my path has light The way I feel when we are talking Is hard for me to explain But this I know in my heart I wanna feel your pain I wanna know you're every move And feel your heartbeat To always have you close to me Would make my life complete Please read these words that I have wrote And think about what I've said And keep them safe in your heart Your mind, and your soul. As the morning becomes the day and the evening becomes the night, and everything in between, I love you.
Kiss Me?
Kiss me out of the bearded barley Nightly, beside the green, green grass Swing, swing, swing the spinning step You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress. Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight Lead me out on the moonlit floor Lift your open hand Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance Silver moon's sparkling So kiss me Kiss me down by the broken tree house Swing me upon its hanging tire Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
You Lil Bitch!
This blog is for one person only, so please don't take it personal. Except for the one I'm talking about.. You're still playing with a lot of people. You can't keep on going like this and I won't allow it. I will do anything to stop you. You didn't grow up at all. And I knew that all along. But you must be blind, so goddamn blind! You fucked me up and you will pay! And I'm closer than you think... I will have my vengeance honey. Yes I fucking will :) Ik kom eraan...
Thoughts On Success...
Have you ever talked to someone, face to face, and as youre talking to this person or listening to them, you begin to sense a passion within this person? Sometimes this passion oozes out of this person so much that you can't help but become injected with that same passion, enthusiasm or excitement? This person has so much that it can't help but overflow and rub off on you in some way? Let me share with you why that I feel that happens... Each and every one of us has a dream. I have a dream and you have a dream as well, now weather or not you believe that your dream will become a reality depends greatly on how much you open yourself to receiving. What I mean by that is, take the above example. Now would you have enabled yourself to become that enthused and motivated had you not first open your heart to receive that? Lets say you had a check sitting in your mailbox tomorrow for $1000, would you know that that check is sitting in your mailbox if don't first open it and -reach-for
Hello Everyone! Could you use an extra $242,000 in your spare time? We are at a point in time we will never see again. History shows us there are major shifts in the economy once every 75-80 years. The last one was the Industrial revolution when labor was essentially replaced by machinery. Today, we are just entering the Digital Age. By the time the next one rolls around, you and I are not going to be in any position to take advantage of it. Abraham Lincoln once said, "The things that come to those who wait are the things left by those who hustle." Donald Trump and Robert Kiyosaki talk about how money can always be replaced but once a day is gone, it is gone forever. Time cannot be replaced. Email me if you want to learn more. I'm amaized to see what the groups are doing with this we are really burnin it up I'm proud of what everyone is making happen! Definatly looking foward to see what this year holds for us! Have an EXCELLENT day! - Ransom
I'm Way Behind...need Your Votes!!!
Vote, vote, vote! Thanks to all who have been voting and bombing my pic in the VIC and Super Pimpin Gift Contest! Your help is appreciated. I still have a long way to go, though. Please keep going by to vote and try to encourage others to vote as well. The contest runs until 10 PM on Valentine's Day, so I still have time to catch up to some. I can't do it without you, though. Click my pic below to vote. Thanks, my friends! :o)
~~emergency Room~~
ER Visit The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick a fter all. Here is the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you are in need of quicker emergency service.
As The Blood Seeps, Nsfw
"As The Blood Seeps" As the blood seeps And your soul weeps You feel a pain inside of you As your very essence is escaping you You loose your grip on sanity Within the midst of your vanity Frightened past the point of morbid fear You feel the end is drawing near A ragged breath is all you can muster As your soul looses it's marvelous luster Your body goes limp as the blood seeps Still not admitting this is for keeps Holding on for one last chance To escape this horrid dance All is numb vision is lost But you hang on despite the cost Feeling the blood pulsing from your veins Every drop spilt in excruciating pains You count the drops as they spill from you One thirty one ... One thirty two It's flowing faster now Holding on but you don't know how Three eighty six ... four hundred ten Holding on till the bitter end Holding on with nothing to gain All the sudden no more pain
My husband goes to work at 4pm, so I will be bored all night long, and right now, He is playing his game, so I am here, bored. I didn't get good sleep last night, I tossed and turned because I need a new mattress. And around 5:48am this morning soemone tried to break in to our car. Luckily his car has an alarm system and the person fled. I would have run after him and beat his face in. Not like we have anything But the car to steal but its the principal and it can let out some of my bottled up anger. I am so pissed that IRS didn't pick me, and Bassett Furniture hasn't called me back. I applied to several jobs everyday and nothing. I applied at Walmart 2 days ago for pet section, crafts, cshier, fitting rooms, ect ect, and no one has called me. It seems they need more people because last night me and three women waited 23 minutes for someone to come and get our fish, we paged and paged, and alas no one. THEN, I said, Fuck it, and got the bag wrote the UPC code on it, quantity 1, t
Wear You
I long to wear you like a softly-scented cologne, to smell your essence around me when I'm all alone, to inhale you with each breath from the moment I wake, to taste you on the wind with every step I take. I long to wear you like a satin or velvet glove, to run your hands across my skin, yearning for your love, feel you play my body like a harpist on his strings, lightly touching my flesh with the brush of angel wings. I long to wear you like a sparkling golden band, always look upon you like a jewel on my hand, see the star-light in your eyes as you look up to me and know that you are exactly where you long to be. I long to wear you like honeyed sunlight in my hair, to feel your touch upon me, your kisses in the air, to have you wash over me like a wave from the sea and to feel your wet tongue as it savors all of me. I long to wear you like the joyous curve of my smile, to wear you like the laughter which echoes all the while, to dissolve in the mist of you, the beat of
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Random Things About Me-if You Care To Know
10 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME 1. I hate to wait 2. I wish I could wear pjs-all day 3. I worry way too much for my own good. 4. If I can't fall asleep, I watch Adult Swim or beat it again. 5. I'm happy that I found a career that I am passionate about. 6. I have 4 sibling I barely talk to and they all live with 50 miles. 7. I'm very strong, I can squat almost 300lbs. 8. I'm very shy when you first get to me, then I warm up, esp after alcohol. 9. I love my hair. 10. I cry when Im VERY pissed off. 9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART 1. Make me smile. 2. Don't make fun of me. 3. Give me hugs, good ones. 4. Take interest into what I have to say. 5. Give me chocolate from time to time. 6. Don't be two-faced or talk about me behind my back. 7. Send me text messages for no reason at all, I like them a lot. 8. Put up with my moodiness. 9. Tell me what you want, dont make me guess 8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY 1. My phone 2. Wallet 3. Keys 4. Chapstick-BurtsBees! 5. Underwear/
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How To Clean House
HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...... 7. Feel better? Works for me!
Back To School!!!!!!
I AM SENDING EVERYONE TO SCHOOL! I hope they dont come home sick LOL I wont be here friday. I have to take Tatiana to Yale Neurology!!Need to figure out whats goin on with her!!
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What Music Should You Make Love To???
You should make love to rock You like a fast beat and rocking sound. Queens of the Stone Age gives your lovemaking that dirty back of the tour bus type feel. Rock on! Take this quiz at
Watcha-concrete Lie
Concrete lie, unyielding part of your reality, you can dispose of me what ever you might think I bid you welcome to your nightmare, I Live inside near the things repressed I'm your conscience, why so anxious? You can't get rid of me so easily I am what you are, a lodestar in your mind I'm your burden in your dreamland, the pain in the neck I'm at the root of your worries, of all sleepless nights I am what you are, a lodestar in your mind, I am what you are, I'm your concrete lie Concrete, concrete lie, sanekassalkapapasse Don't you give a damn for my deeds, for my needs? Denying the voice of mine Calling you, calling you, “biriama” cuz I'll get ya! See I'm everywhere in the air, in the eyes, everywhere you look around Cuz I am, just I am, “biriam” I'm concrete lie! No! Do not even try to resist, to decline, to refuse, cuz you can't escape my power No! I'm your concrete lie! Inner lie! Concrete, concrete lie, sanekassalkapapasse ---------------- Franco-meta
Why do you have to lie to me. Your life has been a lie since I met you and will be till you die. Can you die now so I can go on with my life as if I never met you. You say one thing then do another. Leave me alone. All I ever wanted to do was be happy. I am finally happy. If you could just do that then I would be able to go on without you haunting me. Without worrying if I have made a mistake. In my mind I can't do anything right. I doubt myself everyday. Living the lie you made me has made me this way. I want nothing but to go on. Or do I just want to end it all. Just because you make me so miserable. Why can't I shake your control. I just want to do right just once. Maybe if I leave it will make things better. For everyone. Go away. Far away. Don't look back. There is nothing for you here. Make something of your life somewhere else. That is all I can hear right now.
Truth Or Dare?
TRUTH You get to ask me 1 question and I have to answer truthfully. You private message me your question and no one except me sees it. DARE You have to repost this and see who replies to you.
People Im Leaving
Well people im out and will be gone for 16 weeks. I will see u all when i get back
hey ,i have sat here an watch to see who comments , bomb me an thiers a few i can count on all the time no matter what, they you see people begg for you to help bomb them an they will return he favor, well thier full of shit i know who you are an now im goin to take them off my friends list cause with freinds like that i dont need them,i take the taime everyday to vote for my friends or thier friends , have a nice day rubia,heres the link that im in the giveway
No Tengas Nada En Las Manos... (*)
NO TENGAS NADA EN LAS MANOS... (*) No tengas nada en las manos ni una memoria en el alma, que cuando un da en tus manos pongan el bolo ltimo, cuando las manos te abran nada se te caiga de ellas. Qu trono te quieren dar que Atropos no te lo quite? Qu laurel que no se mustie en lo arbitrios de Minos? Qu horas que no te conviertan en la estatura de sombra que sers cuando de noche, ests al fin del camino? Coge las flores, mas djalas caer, apenas miradas. Al sol sintate. Y abdica para ser rey de ti mismo. (*) Ricardo Reis Versin de ngel Crespo
Once Upon A Time. .
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "Sex!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to fin
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Sleeping Kitten Ii
ok my booty contest is still goin too.. the ladies are eagly awaiting your comments!!! cum comment on yer fav. booty teaser shot!! cum on cum all... dont forget though the perv always cums first and last ;) its in my pic
Elton John Getting A Divorce!!
Did you hear that Elton John was getting a divorce from his husband??? It's true. He found out that the guy was having sex behind his back. . .
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You Have a Choleric Temperament You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
Watch You
Watch You I wanna watch you, I wanna watch you, Watch me. I wanna show you, How much this hate you placed, Has helped me grow. You tried to tear me, You tried to bring me down. You planted your seed, But I denied it light, So it wouldn't grow. I was young, I was stupid, I let you string me along. I was your puppet, You threw me down, Thank you, I'm so grateful, So glad you cut me out. Now your so far gone. You killed some parts I do admit, I'm slowing reparing, From your little trick. Then when I forgot, You show your face, Your such a little prick. I've got a man, Got a new life now. He treats me good, Doesn't hold me down. Does it hurt, Now that you know, You didn't mean a thing? Was it a knife, In your heart, When you saw I killed your seed? I want to watch you. I want to watch you die as I grow. I want to watch you, Withering in that begotten soul. 8/26/04
Scream It happened on a summers dream. It happened on a midnight scream. She sat straight up. Face twisted with a terror like none ive seen before. I begged and pleaded for a reason, But she was done singing her song. A statue of ghostly white she was. A statue of a twisted horror show. I tried to comfort, Tried to control. Tried to get her to show anything at all. Finally she she showed some life and laid down. No words she spoke, She just closed her eyes. Shut out my voice and fell back to her dreams. And when she awoke, She knew nothing of the scene. Knew nothing of the dream. 12/08/03
May our friendship last forever. May I sail upon your sea. May we go through life together. May there aways be a "We." May I be your endless sky. May you breathe my gentle air. May you never wonder why, Each time you look for me, I'm there. May we be for each smile, Like the warm, life-giving sun. Yet when we're in pain a while, May our suffering be one. May we share our special days. The happiness of one-for-two. And if we must go seperate ways, Let my love remain with you now and Always. Copyright 2007 Lynn&FireFighter (UN: swt_mom at Writing.Com). All rights reserved. This is a poem that I wrote myself.. And is on So plz do not take this poem and use it as your own. Thank you!
Thanks To All My New Friends At The Jouster's Court...
Just wanted to thank everyone at the Jouster's Court who helped me get to the next cherry level, and you all know who you are. Big Hugs and Sloppy Wet Kisses to everyone, without you i wouldn't have leveled up so fast. Hope i got everyone in return, and i didn't leave anyone out, you guys are awesome. Much Love, and Thanks :)
Single Again.. God Kill Me..
my boyfriend finally said fuck it and broke up wit me. i feel so worthless and ugly right now.. i wish someone would just fucking kill me so i wouldnt have to go through the pain of this it feels like there is nothing left inside of me right now i feel just fucking hollow..
Wow Big Brother Is Coming
just cut and paste its pretty scary to think where things are headed
Rant Of The Day!
i'm pissed at HR BLOCK today. those fuckers wanted to charge me 124 dollars to push a button to submit my taxes... i told them to stick it where the sun don't shine pricks...
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Hey everybody Im new here and this is a lot to take in came here from BOM.....gonna take me awhile to figure all this out so be patient ok? Peace Love & Hugs Doc
The Memory Of A Lifetime
I said my heart is hers and that meant forever, Even now when we arent still together. What she does with it is now her choice, Yet through it I can still hear her voice. Whispering I love you one last time, That memory will forever be mine. No other woman will ever captivate my soul, She was the only piece to ever make me whole. If memories can sustain us, there everyday I pray, That in my mind this memory will forever stay!
You Know You're Really Trailer Trash When...
Some old, some new. . . The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
I'm starting a new religion. I'm kind of sketchy on the details but I do know that you need to worship me. And do everything I tell you to do. Sounds good to me.
Show Me Some Love!!!!
Please come by and show me some love and vote for me in the ALCOHOLIC PIC contest!!!!! Vote for me!!!!!
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The Big Bad Wolf Need Help To Level
Hello everyone I have afriend that needs some cherry Tap love to help him get down so he can level. Fan him...Rate him...Add him... and even comment. He will show you the love back to you. I will also I will show you the love right back.THE BIG BAD WOLF~PRES.-OF THE WOLF PACK FAMILY~@ CherryTAP
Damn I Hate These Ppl
Linea 77-ketchup Suicide
Like dogs for a bone the flies are fighting. You see me on your back, Im just a cunt, Im waiting here, Im not your useful contact, Im just the last one, Don't stay so close to... So far...please, talk to me honestly. It's not because i don't like you just because i don't care about you And watch me diyng. Shame on you fool, on your game, on your perfect day. Glorify, celebrate, duplicate, love what you hate. You are the last, little, simbol of decadence, Try to show me the best, come on, make it quick, I'm boring of waiting. Surprise me, bite me and watch me diyng. Have you ever been like water? Surprise me...the first question is: How long you are going to smile, when you need to scream? Just right but ... Bite me... the second question is: Can i be the last one? Yes, we play, you win and we loose. We play, you win and we loose. Be quite, be sure, be cool. Be quite, be sure, be cool and i will die in a ketchup suicide. Surprise me, bite me and watch
Out And About
I will not be around much today or tomorrow. I have to go to the dr today for me and tomorrow for my daughter. She has to see the neurologist at Yale. I may take some pics today so if you want a sign please leave me a message here. xoxox This Mornings Vid is Wonderful by Everclear and its for my friend pip1966! hey, aint life wonderful? wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... isnt it wonderful Now? I close my eyes when I get too sad I think thoughts that I know are bad Close my eyes and I count to ten Hope its over when I open them I want the things that I had before Like a star wars poster on my bedroom door I wish I could count to ten Make everything be wonderful again Hope my mom and I hope my dad Will figure out why they get so mad Hear them scream, I hear them fight They say bad words that make me wanna cry Close my eyes when I go to bed And I dream of angels who make me smile I feel better when I hear them say Everything will be wonderful someday
Ct 's Sexiest Female Eyes Contest
To all my Cherries the contest is open sooooo PLEASE vote for me :) Thanks so very much,KISSES,Jo
So I had to post this song, I can't deal with anymore drama peeps. If you wanna do any of that stuff please move along. I'm not speaking to anyone of you in particular the person I'm talking about doesn't read this stuff but I have 3 children I deal with on a daily basis and refuse to deal with adult children. End Rant. Enjoy the song: Shameful - Atreyu You should have ran for days You embrace you betray I am sick to say You're a sad clich But when you ran you tripped and fell On a path that lead you straight to hell This is my salt in your wounds This is my "I TOLD YOU SO" If You Knew What I Know Would You Move Like You Do? With malicious Discontent You went about hell-bent to destroy But did you have a reason why? Here's to lowering caskets Of old friends Choice and consequence We'll birth a new day With the death of an old and Start over, Start over. Here's To Burying Hatchets Of Those Who You'd Never Call Your Friend.. We'll Birth A New Day W
Help Me With This Please
just wondering, do people have an ounce of honesty or their conscience has been kidnapped and duct tapped in a corner somewhere. I replied to personal ads and I get answers like,"you seem like a really sweet guy, I think we could get along well, do you have a picture" And when I do send it they respond back,"you look really sweet and nice but your not my type". Now how can someone go from being really into you one second, and turned off by the next? In my reply to the ads, and as my profile states, trust, honesty,communication, and respect. Do you have to be a certain color or creed to date in a certain area? I been asked questions like, "didnt you pump my gas the other day ?", or "hey arent you that cab driver ?" Or the favorites I love are ,"Hey wheres Osama? Arent you his driver". "Didnt you talk to me to help me fix my computer?" No one can answer these questions so :help: : One, I am born and raised out here as a non practicing catholic, I know nothing about my backgrou
Its so cold here, and there's so much snow. I dont know what else to write :)
Magic Window
As a little girl I remember many hours of sitting on the windowbox gazing out into the world I wanted to be a part of so badly. Locked in that room for hours and hours on end was my punishment for asking.....dont ask...never ask. I could still describe the texture of the wallpaper and tell you where the floor was giving away considering its 100 year old some odd history. I remember day in and night out I would open the window and smell the the birds take flight from roof tops....I'd watch the sun come up and I'd watch it go down....The ground below a good 60 feet to the doom of concrete. However I did make it onto the roof's highest peaks on a few occassions. Hopeing I could reach the stars. Hopeing something would pick me up and take me elsewhere....that never happened. A hot summer night of 1998.....I lost control...I screamed out the window that gave me comfort....I wanted to be old and out of that house....I wanted to be free and loved and I wanted to see everyt
Lawyer Died
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"
Am I real? Do the words I speak before you make feel That the love I've got for you will see no ending? Well if you look into my eyes then you should know That you have nothing here to doubt nothing to fear And you can lay your questions down 'cause if you'll hold me we can fade into the night and you'll know The world would die and everything may lie Still you shouldn't cry 'Cause time may pass But longer than it'll last I'll be by your side Take my hand And gently close your eyes so you could understand That there's no greater love tonight than what I've for you Well if you feel the same way for me then let go We can journey to a garden no one knows Life is short my darling tell me that you love me So we can fade into the night and you'll know The world could die and everything may lie But you won't cry 'cause time may pass And everything won't last but I'll be by your side Forever by your side so you won't cry -- for DJ
My Top 20 Songs!
1 Behind Blue Eyes - The Who 2 Yellow - Coldplay 3 Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 4 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin 5 Blackbird - The Beatles 6 Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd 7 Under Preassure - Queen and David Bowie 8 Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana 9 Santeria - Sublime 10 Basket Case - Greenday 11 White Wedding - Billy Idol 12 Hotel California - The Eagles 13 Loose Yourself - Eminem 14 Dont Stop Believing - Journey 15 Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne 16 When Doves Cry - Prince 17 Pain - Three Days Grace 18 My Girl - The Temptations 19 Creep - Radiohead 20 Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Totally Stupid People
most people know I volunteer with the NYPD as an auxiliary police officer. I was in the office today (like I do normal Thursdays( and I seen someone being taken out of the Dt's Office and hes like,"Whats that Indian doing here" I looked at him, hes like "just joking Ghandi", What the fucking hell is wrong with people? The cock sucker is in cuffs, and hes mouthing off to a cop? stupid, stupid fucktards!
Ends Tomorrow!!!
I'm in a contest for being the best dressed woman on cherry tap. It's for comments and ratings. If you think I'm the best dressed, why don't you drop a vote my way? Thanks! Contest ends February 9th
Drinks Show Your Personality
Drinks Show your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, &YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink:Blender Drinks Personality:Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy Drink:Mixed Drinks Personality:Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink:Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tel
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Let Me Go Off A Minute
ok, for all you crazies out there NO! im not a racist. but this thing on the border has my ass wanting to chew crackers. 2 border agents,(Ramos and Campion) have got a dozen yrs apeice for shooting an illegal who was smuggeling drugs into the U.S. didnt kill him just wounded him. they "violated" his civil rights. Im not sure but i think you have to be a U.S. citizen to have civil rights in this country. since then the illegal in question has been caught again only this time with more drugs than last time and with more illegals, hes sueing the feds for being shot. now, just this week another sheriffs deputy has shot at a car that tried to run him over and while trying to take out his tires hit an illegal in the arm. the same fuckin judge gave him 10 yrs that gave the border agents 12. is there something wrong here or am i the one who is thinking in the wrong manner. would love to read some feed back on this issue. so let it go man! hit me with what you all have. just wanted to rant a
How To Be Happy
HOW TO BE HAPPY 1 Happy are people of integrity, who follow the law of the Lord. 2 Happy are those who obey his decrees and search for him with all their hearts. 3 They do not compromise with evil, and they walk only in his paths. 4 You have charged us to keep your commandments carefully. 5 Oh, that my actions would consistently reflect your principles! 6 Then I will not be disgraced when I compare my life with your commands. 7 When I learn your righteous laws, I will thank you by living as I should! 8 I will obey your principles. Please don't give up on me! 9 How can a young person stay pure? By obeying your word and following its rules. 10 I have tried my best to find you- don't let me wander from your commands. 11 I have hidden your word in my heart, that I might not sin against you. 12 Blessed are you, O Lord; teach me your principles. 13 I have recited aloud all the laws you have given us. 14 I have rejoiced in your decrees as much as in riches. 15 I will study yo
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
>>DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... (This one is worth passing on.) >> >>This one is for everyone who .... >>a) has kids, >>b) had kids, >>c) was a kid, >>d) knows a kid >>e) is going to have kids >> >>I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter >>was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she >>said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. >> >>Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny >>fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," >>pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and >>my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a >>devastated look on her face. >> >>I said, "What's wrong, honey?" >> >>She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
The New Ceo
A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business! He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" A voice came from across the room, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.
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Hav E A Good Weekend
I am going to go to belles next weekend. instead of this weekend. I need to get more shoots and videos made. time flies by fast. Make sure you check out my valnetines update it will be going on today Have a good weekend sweeties.. sunday is me and Kips 18 yr anniversary!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.comSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from
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101 Things You Shouldnt Have To Know (repost)
subject: 101 things you shouldnt have to know (repost)THIS IS COOL date: 2007-02-09 14:07:12 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo. Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time. New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life". Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The metal part at
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The Good Husband
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at ! him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you y
What Crazy Thing Are You Aroused By?
As it turns out, Molly is aroused by ... Skipping ropes 'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at
A Mistress's Whore
Break out the whips Bust out the chains Its time to have fun Inflicting some pains You entered this place With total curiosity Not really knowing About this ferocity There you found More than you imagined A part of your life That you never impassioned Women all over the room Welcoming you in Then you spot the one To tame the submissive within She leads you to her room Youre at the door She opens it up As you stare at the floor Grabbing your hand She leads you inside Being your first time The nerves you cant hide She senses your fears Knowing her job well Making you comfortable You come out of your shell Removing your clothes Without saying a word Baring your skin So no barrier is incurred Tossing you on the bed Leather straps not far away She bends down to you Whispering Lets Play Leaning over you Strapping you down Making sure you cant move She starts to go down Running her fingers Over your member She squeezes
What Is Your Sexual Nickname
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What Is Your Hottest Bedroom Accessory?
Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you dont need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at
What Type Of Boy Wants Me Lol
You scored as The fun guy. He just loves spending time with you and you want to be around him all the time cause he just makes you feel so good. You know how to have agood time and let loose. He likes you the way you are and wont try to change you. Making out with him is like a roller coaster, an instand 100 butterflies in your stomache. So let this roll, and chase your desires cause you'll never forget the moments youv had and you'll never forget what he means to you.The fun guy100%The funny guy90%The hott tease85%The emo80%The sweet guy75%The jock55%What type of boy wants you?created with
~~you Know You Are Italian~~
FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for l
I Want A Divorce
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80. "I want the car too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife a
Beware Of Paper In The Back Window
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:15 AM Subject: NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKINGS Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatev! er it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home addr
The Smack-down
For those who might be curious as to how I handled the situation in my last blog, I have decided to post my reply to her. I would like to give thanks to Lynne, Amanda, Amber and Azrina (damn, that's a lot of A's, lol!) for their helpful inspiration, advice, and choice words. The previously mentioned ignorant woman has also been deleted and blocked as has her phone number been removed from my cell. Whether or not she ever knew it was me, I'll never know, but then, I really don't give a damn. lol! ------------------------- It was very immature and rude of you to respond to me in that manner. Asking "why" doesn't mean that I'm being negative, but curious about your choice. An intelligent adult would know the difference between negativity and curiousity. Which is why I clarified this in my original post. You were simply waiting for someone - no, make that anyone - to inquire, so that you could prove to the world what a bad-ass you are. When in truth all you proved is that you
This Goes Out To The Rest Of My Lovely Friends... Kisses An Lots Of Huggess!!!
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Emotional Survey Thingy
A. Feeling Blue: sadness & grief 1. When you last cried? Uhm The night before last when I had sex It hurt! 2. Where you last cried? In Vaunders room. 3. Why you last cried? Pain of the me. 4. Do you cry spontaneously? Not since I got put on drugs. 5. Cry every day? Not anymore. 6. Saddest memory you keep? The day I found out John died. 7. Saddest thought you can think? I dont know. I try to be happy. 8. Saddest movie you've seen? Most definitely has to be Like Water For Chocolate 9. Saddest person you've met? Beckie. 10. Whats the reason? She killed herself. I find that pretty sad. 11. Ever sad for no reason? Not anymore! Thank you Effexor! 12. What do you do when you're sad? I usually go to sleep. 13. Who or what do you go to for comfort? My dog Keagan, the boyfriend of the moment or David. 14. Ever lost the will to live? A few times Im so over the whole death thing. 15. How doest death affects you? It makes me sad Ive lost a lot of people in the past few y
Amazing To Me...
Too all my new CherryTap friends and for those that I have yet to meet. Happy Hour last forever!!!!!!! Tell me people is there anything better? No I dont think there is... lol... Take care everyone get at a sista anytime you feel the need!
~~george Carlin's New Rules For 2007~~
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay,
I'm Wicked
You Are 70% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Happy Hour Nukkas!
Happy Hour RATE my pics or stash and I RATE your stash and pics. OKay?If you completeone of the above, I will buy you a drink from the giftshop...okay?
If you fell for the I AM DELETING MY PROFILE bulletin LOL at you because I love cherrytap to much to do that so guess what? TAG YOUR IT HAHAHAH!!!!!!
Trapped in a corner Out numbered. One on one Pretty sad huh? Over powered... (sighs) I am tired of fighting! Is ignorance truly bliss? I don't think so. Can't sleep Cause fear chases me In my dreams. I wake up in a Pool of heat Can't seem to breath. Panic and pain overwhelm me I can see and feel But the action is No where still. Falling motionless Over the edge Reaching out for A helping hand... Than there he stands The root of my anger... THE root of MY pain. THE ONE WHO GUILTS ME TO OBEY. (whispers) Can I ever escape?
Poor Baby Girl
Heaven, my seven month old daughter has been sick for the last few days. thinking it was just a cold i have been giving her some baby tynol but instead of getting better she has been getting worse. so this morning I took her to the ER only to find out that she has Broncitis...I feel so bad because everyone in my family has had it in like the last month and now she has it. She had a temp of 102 this morning at the hospital. Now I have to give her an antibodic and baby motrion...poor lil girl
My Soul
You hold my soul within your eyes but its trapped there with many lies I've spent so long with you and much of it was good too But recently things have been so bad that I think leaving you might make me glad But I will leave my soul behind To walk the earth feeling blind For if you have no soul to keep you can do nothing but weep So reach down deep behind your eyes Way behind your many lies and drag my soul into the light Give it to me so I might see the earth I'm walking on and live to see another dawn 27 February 2006
Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt times ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death oerthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive lifes brief years? So Ill tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow.
My Pledge Of Love
I've made a vow, to no one but you I pledge my love to forever be true I'll take care of you and treat you right I'll lay beside you all through the night I'll feed you and clothe you and keep you warm I'll hug you and kiss you and give shelter in the storm I'll help you and guide you and clear a path I'll protect you and shield you from an angry man's wrath I'll listen to your problems help you solve them too I'll make you a rainbow and let the sun shine through I'll take your side even if you're wrong Just to prove our love is strong I'll plant you flowers and make them grow They'll be a symbol of love that only we'll know I'll whisper your name when no one is near So low that only you can hear You'll feel my love even if we're apart You'll know that we are one in heart
More (presumably Dirty) Madlibs
So, I was doing some thinking and, y'know, I thought that __________ with __________ might be fun. It is, after all, what I would do with you if ________. Whilst I had you ______________, I would ____________ and let __________ __________ ________. After that, I'd invite __________ [ and _______ and ________ and _________] _______ to _________. And by now, you'd ________ ________ __________ with _______ all _________ _________!
ummmm yeah... new pictures!!! go comment them....... well only if you want to laterz
Around, all around, the shadows gather. My dread grows as the dagger of your words falls against my heart. It mutilates me, and darkly my life's blood drips to the fallen despairing leaves. In my madness I call your name while Death's shadow surrounds me. Now alone, my love falls upon uncaring eyes. This is because of you ©DGTFB 2007
Bulletin Posting
Monday Qotd
What is your favorite material possession?
Take Back!!!
I look back at what i have done in the past. Some stuff I am proud of and other things i'm not. I wish I could take back the bad things and replace them with the good. If I had the chance to take back anything I have done. I would take that oppertunity in a heartbeat. Some things i've done i'm ashaimed and some im not. Is it ok to feel ashaimed? Is it ok to want to your life over again. Some people say its ok to feel this way, but I know you should do it right the first time. Take Back. Take Back. I wish i could take it back. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Again i wrote this when i was 12 or so... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now I think from the mistakes i've made in my life, the problems i have over come have only made me into the person I am today. Now if i was asked if i could take back things that didnt go the way i wanted them to...i would have to say no. Everything is done with some reasoning behind it. The reason may not make sence at the time but after you look back weeks...month
Test Test Good Luck
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Keep going . . . Don't stop .. . Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name Almost there........ Now count out t he letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. Take the hand you FIRST counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level .. Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand .. Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?! .. Of course not....... Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail
Every Body Pickin On Me
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a Wookiee What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and a "Hong Kong Phooey" all in one To put it mild your newborn child's completely nutty fufu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause my fifteen-year-old cousin has less acne But why's everybody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you've got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everybody always pickin' on me? 'Cause you're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everybody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
Good Morning All!!
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from WISHING ALL A GREAT DAY!!!!
The Bones Of Woe
THE BONES OF WOE Golden are the bones of woe. Their brilliance has no place to go. It plunges inward, Spikes through the snow. Of weeping fathers whom we drink And mothers milk and final stink We can dream but cannot think. Golden bones encrust the brink. Golden silver copper silk. Woe is water shocked by milk. Heart attack, assassin, cancer. Who would think these bones such dancers. Golden are the bones of woe. Skeleton holds skeleton. Words of ghost are not to know. Ignorance is what we learn. ~~Stan Rice 'some lamb' 1975
Adult Eyes Only
*Stolen from Godsmacked* lmao For anyone who likes to get down and dirty...b/c who doesnt like to do that...I sure do...Read on and get is too short to be good! BE HONEST! 1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes, in the park during a thunderstorm 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes...Does the term vienna sausage ring a bell? LOL 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? No 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Wouldn't have it any other way 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Many times *sighs* lol 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Either's a problem? lol 9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX: Yes 10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes 11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? No, I do so hate sharing lol 12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes 13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? I have, but prefer to make my own, during ;) 14. EVER THOUGHT OF
Purple People
well hey do you do judo when they surround you a little mental yoga will they disappear it's grim but never dubious as motives go no matter what it takes she promises a show i watch me be this other thing, i never know if i'm marooned or where the purple people go then lily white matricide from vicious words it doesn't leave a scratch so therefore no one's hurt thunder wishes it could be the show wishes it could be as loved as she can be these gifts are here for her, for you, for me and on and on the nurses make it clear just when you escape you have yourself to fear a restaurant that never has to close breakfast every hour it could save the world so hey do you do judo in your finery an angel's face is tricky to wear constantly thunder wishes it could be the snow wishes it could be as loved as she can be these gifts are here for her, for you for me hey yeah for her for her
not much 2 say
Guest Book....
Hey thats right I got a a geust book Please show some love...
Valentines Day
Some day boy you'll reap what you've sown You'll catch a cold and you'll be on your own And you will see that what's wrong with me Is wrong with everyone that You want to play your little games on Poetry and flowers pretty words and threats You've gone to the dogs again and I'm not placing bets On you coming home tonight anything but blind If you take me for granted then you must expect to find Surprise, surprise Valentine's Day is over, it's over Valentine's Day is over If you want to talk about it well you know where the phone is Don't come round reminding me again how brittle bone is God didn't make you angel the Devil made you a man That brutality and the economy are related now I understand When will you realize that as above so below there is no love For the girl with hour glass figure Time runs out very fast We used to want the same things But that's all in the past And lately it seems that as it all gets tougher Your ideal of justice just becomes rougher a
What Is Your Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Old Age Sucks!
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love ... At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
Time for some of my useless knowledge...Well we all know Valentine's Day is tomorrow...but, how many people know it's true origin?... In ancient Rome, February 14th was a holiday to honor Juno. Juno was the Queen of the Roman Gods and Goddesses. The Romans also knew her as the Goddess of women and marriage, all started way back when....but, where did the name come from....hmmm, well....Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular campaigns. Claudius the Cruel was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome. The good Saint Valentine ( ahhh ha....hence where we get the name )....was a "priest" at Rome in the days of Claudius II. He and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Saint Valentine was apprehended a
When you look into a mirror, You do not see your reflection; Your reflection sees you.
Me No one knows me like you do No one keeps secrets quite like you Everyone says your my enemy but we share the same interests and give off energy We spark the room full of fire shake out the worst of worries and always will keep the same interests No one is around as much as you when feeling down and jus full of blue and i jus wanna say no one knows me like you do and thanks for being by my side when shyt fell through your my best friend and we share whats within
Picture In A Frame
PICTURE IN A FRAME Your pictures are in frames, memories on my wall, To have you here again, I would give them all. A picture cannot capture, the beauty of your skin, Or the radiating glow I'd feel, whenever you would grin. They cannot talk or sing to me, the way you used to do, I'll never love another, the way that I love you. So I look at you my soul mate, a picture in a frame, I cry my tears of sorrow, cause I feel God's to blame. He came and took the one, who made my life complete, And all that's left are pictures, and an empty seat. I also have a feeling down, deep within my heart, It's the pain of loneliness, since we've been apart. I try not to let the grief, just overcome my day, I'll blow a kiss to heaven and send it when I pray. I'll ask God to free me now, from a world so blue, To take me up to Paradise, so I can fly with you. I'm waiting for the day you come, calling out my name, Until then I'll be staring at, your picture in a frame.
I Will Always Love You Fernando Im Writtin More Now I Feel Pain
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU FERNANDO IM WRITTIN MORE NOW I FEEL PAIN Standing here all on my own, watching life go by, taking in those dreadful words, ...a tear drops from my eye, I stood there as i watched you run, and waited for the pain, love can be a painful thing, you used my love in vain, Why'd you leave me here to cry?, our love had felt so...right, why'd you go and break my heart, just like you did that night, let me kiss your lips once more, so I can see it's true, help me see your love is gone, that I can't be with you, don't leave me here to fall apart, to watch you fade away, tell me how you really feel, and why you just won't stay, I never thought I'd cry so much, I want to see this through... although you'll never feel for me..... I always will love you.
Images in my eyes Stories of our lives Trickle down the wall Ignoring reality's call In a distant place With no time or space Only gentle memories What a painful tease Making me think That in just one blink I could maybe return Have; for which I yearn Have no more wishing Have no more missing To attain my desire Put out this fierce fire Burning in my heart It is tearing me apart All those times are gone And it feels so wrong
Pushed Away
I look back now And shed a tear Those pushed away Who came so near? Who touched my heart? And touched my soul I left them out To take control I was scared, I was unsure, Loved them all, but never told. Scared of fear, And all alone, Left outside, and in the cold. I couldn?t tell them Thoughts of mind Silence screaming Binding time I look back now And cringed that I Couldn?t see the truth from lies If you knew who I once was Listen carefully because If i pushed you far from me It was for your sake I let it be And now I want to say sorry I loved you once As only time can tell And love you now I torment in my hell For not ringing your bell And admitting that I fell? In love with you
What Happened To Us ?
I used to say I loved you And that you were the one And I used to be so grateful That our relationship had begun But now that times have changed My love has turned to hate And I regret ever telling you That meeting you was fate I regret ever telling you About the hardships in my life Because you are now the reason Why my life is filled with strife I cry myself to sleep each night For this pain is just to real But the truth is that I miss you And the happiness you made me feel I wish I never loved you Or let you steal my heart Because now that you have left me My life is torn apart I gave you all my trust And you just threw it all away And I wish that you could see The pain I feel each day...
Magical Me!
Happy Valentines Everybody! Yay! I'm a magic cherry! Thanx to all the people that actually bothered to help me! hope all is a long way to go yet so all you users..........fuckin rate me maaaaan! wot r u all up 2 this wonderful evening??????? xxxxxxxxx
There's Hope Yet
V day sucked so bad for me you have NO idea. I pulled the tire off the rim of my car trying to get it out of the ice and snow. Weather was hell and I missed work because of it. Spent all day either cleaning or getting the car fixed. SO, after I got all pf that taken care of, I ran some errands. Yeah, errands. The windchill right now is 0 and everything has frozen over again. I am driving and I see a guy ahead. He's trying to keep his balance walking on the snow and ice. In his left hand, a dozen roses. In his right, a HUGE white teddy bear. I couldn't help but to smile. I smiled because there is some lucky girl out there who is about to receive a gift that truly comes from the heart. Any man who would walk in the snow in 0 degree weather, must love his woman. Ok or he REALLY wants a piece, but it's V Day so I am hoping its the love. Hopefully this weekend, I can share some love with the "certain someone". I'm not holding my breath, but I am definately hoping.
Happy V Day People Show Some Loven
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY everyone, to all of you who are happy enough people to enjoy it, if your not then fuck ya cause its good to love.
New To Cherry Tap
well i am new to cherry tap... i am still gettin used to this place... but so far i like it and everything... i didnt expect to get this many friends so soon...
Child Abuse
Only Three By Bebeshuree L. Macias My name is Misty, I am but three my eyes are swollen shut I can not see I must be stupid I must be bad what else could have made my daddy so mad I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me I can't speak at all I can't do no wrong or I get locked up all day long when I awake I'm all alone the house is dark my folks aren't home when my mommy comes home I'll try to be nice so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight don't make a sound! I just heard a car my daddy is back from Charlies bar I hear him curse my name he calls I press myself against the wall I try to hide from his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I start to cry he finds me weeping he shouts ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work he slaps me and hits me and yells at me more I finally get free and run for the door he's already locked it and I start to bawl he takes me and throws me against the hard wall
Ok I don't understand what the deal is with people on here I didn't do a damn thing wrong and yet they think they gotta block my ass.. Hello I am a nice person and don't usually step on toes... My friend Jow un-blocks me then turns around and re-blocks me the next day for no apparent reason.. Ya know if your gonna block me have a reason why... I didn't do nothing to you and if I did then I would understand but whatever obviously your not someone I need to be friend's with if you do that kind of shit to a so-called friend Peace out peeps Always and Forever Heather
Going Away
In April well somewhere there... I'm going to the states.and i can't wait. If you ask im going to Kansas. Ill let all my friends when im leaving. :P I wish i could go now...
My Valentine Poem
valentines are very sweet they sometimes knock you off your feet. its a day to show your love for another even though some people just dont bother. i show my love for each of you so know this my valentine my love for you is very true..
Who Wants To Know
We all enjoy the surveys we take in the bulletin section. I made a survey that the answers may really mean something. Things that you would really like to know about people who call you their friend. Be honest! If there is a question you do not want to answer, don't answer it. 1. What is your first name? Ellen 2. What State or Country (Besides U.S.)do you live in? Illinois 3. What State or Country (Besides the U.S.)were you born in? indiana 4. What kind of car do you drive? ??? 5. Do you own your own home or rent? apartment 6. Are you married? nope 7. What do you do for a living? manager at mcdonalds 8. Do you have siblings? 1 sisters, 5 brother. 9. What is your favorite food? chinese 10. What is your favorite drink? pepsi 11. What do you like to do on the weekends? spend time with my girls 12. What are some of your hobbies? doing crafts,singing,playing on the computer 13. Are you a saver or a spender? saver 14. Where do you see yourself in
You Cant Spell Believe With Lie
~*~*~*Whip-Me~*~*~*~* Whip me with your desire Make me feel the heat Of your burning fire. Whip me with your pain Make me feel the preasure Of you sadistic brain. Whip me with your leather Make me feel the sting That makes me harder. Whip me with your burning lips Make me moan with pleasure With your bucking lips. Whip me! Aaahhh!
What U Think
valentines day romantic yes--- current situation--friend will call her *betty* betties ex boyfriend keeps callin n callin she wants nothin to do with him right well.....then ok *betty* says meet her somewhere and they will talk and try to work it out right. well then i call her later on to see what was going on why her ex was callin n callin still he heard nothin..well then i said werent u supposed to go n meet him right to talk out ur problems(when i talked to her on the phone)..... she was omg i forgot all about it on valentines day c mon people be nicer than that at least let em u kinda cared thats just wrong unless of course they really deserve it....what would u do...and not to mention she was higher than hell here people but still i dont care NOT NICE
You Know What I Hate?
*Disclaimer: to no one in particular When a guy calls me "ma" or "mami". I know a lot of girls think that's cute, but I don't. I'm not your mother. Just because I'm Puerto Rican doesn't mean I wanna hear that shit, cause I sure's hell ain't gonna call you Papi, because ... you're not my father. So. I hope that's clear.
If I Wait
If you wait for me..Then ill come for you...Altho ill travel far,ill always hold a place 4 u in my heart.if u think of me,if you miss me 1 silly while.Then ill return 2 u and fill that space in ur heart.Ill find my way back 2 u,if you'll be waiting...If you dream of me like i dream of you,in a place thats warm and dark,in a place where i can hear the beating of your heart...I longed 4 you ,and i have desired.To see your face and smileto be with you were ever it may be..Please say you'll be waiting.........
Everyone Else is doin it! Why Not! Show me some love!
Two In One Day?......what Am I Thinking!!?
Bored and feel like talking...well, typing anyhow. Today sucked as much as yesterday, but that was to be expected. Tomorrow is the big 1920's party. I have my flapper girl dress done, but I can't remember where my shoes are..... There is entirely too much snow outside. The driveway got plowed, but it's really just a little path big enough for the cars. I'm hoping my body stops hurting by tomorrow. I want to at least enjoy seeing my friends and celebrating Heather's 21st year. I need more Tylenol. Superballs!!!
What I Like In A Woman
What I like to see in a woman isn't how hot she is, how slutty she looks, etc... But how she would treat me. Yeah I'm a softy if you haven't realized, but I reckon thats how I was raised. I believe I know how to treat a woman with respect and not like shes some bitch on the street. I just don't know why nobody else can see it...
O.k. Ya'll Come An Look!!!
Fallen Angels
First of all... what a stupid premise for a screen name. Secondly, assuming heaven is way up there, wouldn't they have more bruises?
Platinum Give Away...
hey everybody I need your help again, got myself entered in a platinum give-away...1500 comments is what I need...please help out :) here's the link:
Is It Too Soon
well me and my boy have been together like 3 1/2 months now and he suddenly mentioned us having a future. While he was home he kept telling me not to think of the future and now that hes been gone he is doing it. He is bringing up the possiblity of us getting married in the future. I dont want to let myself think about a future and have it thrown back in my face but at the same time I think he could be serious. Im so scared its really too soon to be thinking about a future but I dont know....
"the Vision"
Once long ago in a far away land it was the dawning of a new day. The sun was beginning her majestic march across the heavens, her fingers of life giving warmth were caressing the dew kissed flora of a fresh spring morn. A fluttering butterfly was dancing across a sea of colored flowers to the sweet melody of a bluejay's song of happiness. Winding her way through the sentinel like trees a babbling brook lent her rhythm to the ensemble creating an air of tranquility. In the distance the hooves of a prancing steed could be heard. Drawing closer one could see that he was handsome, strong and proud, his fiery eyes reflected the strength of his inner spirit. Astride him was a man, an armor clad knight of the realm, whose countenance matched the gleam of his armor. The knight's keen eyes scanned the area his soul sensing something, he drew his trusty companion to an abrupt halt the stallion reared snorting inquisitively. The trees and flowers began gently swaying as the winds breathe began s
"lifes Cycle..."
The numberless quantities of crystaline sand, whose time filled memories are of a far away land, Wind swept waters a glistening array, misting my eyes on this sorrowful day. Lifted embodiment gracing the wind swept sky, heartfelt gliding whose spirit soars high. Soft gentle caressing from the fingers of a breeze, thought provoking feelings bring me to my knees. Mother natures sculpting of infinite choice, molding and shaping please hear my voice. An adventure seeking vessel on a quest unknown, searching and seeking for a sign to be shown. Loneliness, overwhelming perplexity of a solution sought, celestially exhaustive searching which comes to nought. Strangers, Oh! So many vessels upon the seas of time, a sweet precious cargo is so hard to find. The cosmic spanning of choices wrought, the earthly exchange which comes to ought. Then upon lifes horizon a vision unfolds, more precious and valued than silver or gold. Beckoning rad
~how To Get Free*health Care*tuition*no Taxes~~
..I have sent a copy of this letter with my name to my two Senators....................... > > > Becoming Illegal (From a Iowa resident to his senator) > > The Honorable Tom Harkin > 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 > > Dear Senator Harkin, > > As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue > Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the > Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process > for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. > > My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to > illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the > Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's > provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United > States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay > a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years
The Guy's Rule...
Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is
What Horror Movie Death Would You Have?
Immoral Death How will it happen?You will be hypnotized into stopping your own heart. 'What horror movie death would you have?' at
i think the worst feeling is when someone rates ur blog a made me sad!! i try to befriends with evetyone that talk to not perfect!!
Intimate Shower
Intimate Shower Imagine slick skin sliding together as two people stand under the hot, pulsing spray of a thousand aquatic fingers massaging away the tension of the day...heaven. Add the erotic touch of human hands kneading, caressing and rubbing intimate regions and what you have is a recipe designed for explosion. Unlike the fantasy, bathing is an everyday necessity that most people don't put a lot of thought into. However, it can be one of the most arousing, intimate experiences a couple incorporates into their relationship. The main focus of a couple's shower is not sexual; instead it should be sensual. Increasing the level of intimacy by showering together and focusing on the erotic can open the door to new ideas. Heightening the senses can intensify the sexual encounter that may follow. The possibilities are endless. The key to the ultimate experience is communication, whether verbal or non-verbal, a willingness to try new things, and an open mind. Pre-shower pr
Clinton To Bush: Do Not Strike Iran Without Congressional Approval
Clinton to Bush: Do not strike Iran without congressional approval 14 Feb 2007 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton warned President [sic] George W. Bush on Wednesday not to take any military action against Iran without getting congressional approval first.
Gates Of Hell
Holding on to what one would assume to be dear life Feeling the layers of fog weighing on my every limb Pushing me through the gate to a scortching heat and blazing fire Gazing into another beings eyes taunting my every thought with what my future will bring
Gastroenterologist Jokes
A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before." 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!" 5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?" 6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married." 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...." 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!" 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 13. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
One More Time. =)
Contest. Vote please. Don't wanna make a poor showing. LOL
This has been a particularly odd week... At least I get to go out to some place familiar this week. I still cant decide if its been good strange or bad strange though. *shrug* Just some stoned thoughts for ya hahahaha
Do Ya Think??
Bored And No Sex
i'm bored. i went to bed at 2am and it was too early for my bf apparently so he went to bed at like 5am.. that's a guess really.. before i went to bed i told him to move his mattress into the other room so he wouldn't wake me up when he went to bed lol. now he's still sleeping. wish i wasn't so tired last night or i woulda invited him into my bed for a while ;) now he'll probably sleep all day until we have to drive him home.. booo. we haven't done it all weekend. he might come by wednesday though to watch LOST =)
Smtn Cute I Found On The Net
On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years." The cow objected, "What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years." The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed. On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span." The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do mo
One Word Only
one word only You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone: ROOM 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: HOME 3. Your hair: SHORT 4. Favorite store: SPENCERS 5. Your father: DAD 6. Your favorite thing: FISHING 7. Your dream last night: NONE 8. Your favorite drink: ICEHOUSE 9. Your dream car: 57'CHEVY-BELAIR (THIS IS MY ONE WORD..HEHE) 10. The room you're in: FAMILY 11. Your last ex: RACHEAL 12. You are: LONELY 13. What do you want to be in 10 years: MECHANIC 14. Who did you hang out with last night: MYSELF 15. What you're not: UGLY 16. Muffins: OK 17. One of your wish list items: LAPTOP 18. Where is the: BAR 19. The last thing you did: CHERRYTAP 20. What are you wearing: CLOTHES 21. Your TV: theLword 22. Your pet: cat 23. Your computer: pos....(PIECE OF SHIT) 24. Your life: ADVENTUREOUS 25. Your mood: RELAXED 26. MISSING: VALIEGUR
My Bad Luck My Pray For My Family
I Might Very Well Say Goodbye
I have really been thinking about leaving cherrytap.I have made some terrific friends on here but lately no one seems to talk to me or leave me comments or even rate my pictures.I would do anything to help out a friend yet no one seems to care enough to help me.
Soundrack To My Life...........
Rules: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie. MY LIFE'S SOUNDTRACK! 1. Opening Credits: "Take Me Home" - Phil Collins 2. Waking Up: "1979" - Smashing Pumpkins 3. First Day At School: "Slow Motion" - Third Eye Blind 4. Falling In Love: "Highway to Hell" - AC/DC 5. Fight Song: "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor 6. Breaking Up: "Lost Without You" - Blink 182 7. Prom: "Numb" - Linkin Park 8. Life: "Crash and Burn" - Savage Garden 9. Mental Breakdown: "Dust in the Wind" - Kansas 10. Driving Far Away: "Jump" - Van Halen 11. Flashback: "A Little's Enough" - Angels & Airwaves 12. Wedding: "The Scientist" - Coldplay 13. Birth of Child: "My Immortal" - Evanescence 14. Final Battle: "Knock on Wood" - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones 15. Death Scene: "Whiskey Lullaby" - Brad Pais
Is This Love That I'm Feelin'?
Okay Since my cousin got locked up some 20 weeks ago (again) haha. long story. I have been writing an inmate he hooked me up with named Joey. Joey is in Prison for possesion of a stolen Vehicle. Nothing Really bad or serious. it was basically a friendship gone wrong placed with some misunderstandings..yadda yadda...i don't know the whole story he said he would explain everything to me when he got out. We started writing each other. I have told him how very much a Christian I am and the next guy I get with is going to have to accept that and be a believer as well. So far you with me? okay so we start talking and I'm just loving what this guy is saying to me. I send him a few pictures of me and my boys....still loving it. He tells me about his exwife and all the crap she caused and how much he loves and misses his son named BJ. Thats all cool and stuff.. So weeks go on..and now i'm to the point where i feeel like I miss him....I have YET to meet him in person, i've only seen his i
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Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Top graphics Poems Comment Graphics
Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Top graphics Poems Comment Graphics
What Does Your Name Mean????
What MICHELLE Means M is for Magnificent I is for Irresistible C is for Charismatic H is for Heavenly E is for Emotional L is for Lucky L is for Lovable E is for Excellent What Does Your Name Mean?
I Have Finally Done It
I finally dyed my hair again and what do you know I even surprized myself. It is sortive a strawberry blonde with pink highlights. It looks alright. I know pink and me are generally not something that go together but well it is just merely another contradiction that makes up my life
Yes, Apparently You Are.
Do you ever find yourself hoping that what you know to be true will turn out not to be true? If even for a moment? The Thin Mints say that you are retarded.
Presidents Day
Presidents Day originated in 1796 as a commemoration of George Washington's birthday during the last year of his presidency. According to the calendar that has been in use since approximately the mid-18th century, Washington was born on February 22, 1732. The calendar being used in the year of Washington’s birth, however, maintains February 11, 1732 as the correct day. The result of this dating conflict was that many Americans celebrated his birthday on the 22nd while others marked the occasion on the 11th from the very inception of the observance in 1796. Washington's Birthday was firmly established as a national holiday by the 19th century and was observed with revelry, speeches and receptions given by prominent public figures. In 1865, the year of Abraham Lincoln’s assassination, both houses of Congress assembled for a memorial address. The first formal observance of his Lincoln’s birthday, February 12th, 1809, took place that year as a result. Although Lincol
Tormented This is what I meant, When I said you were killing me, I'm tormented by my own insanity, Over you. I am so tired Of hurting, Of crying, Of longing, Of this trying that insists, Of waiting, Of aching, Of wanting, Of this need that persists, To have you deep inside, To be at your mercy, To plead with you to ride, As I'm whimpering out your name, Forgetting to breathe, Hoping you won't leave, Of feeling like I have no other choice, Except to be scorched by your fire, Like a moth to a flame, Not being able to resist The beauty hidden in death
Drunken Salute For Cherrytap Number 2
Guys Suck
if ur not a slut they hate u , if ur a slut they hate u, its so fucking gay. are there any nice guys left? that actually respect women
Yeah Im Bored
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Weekend :)
Had a nice long weekend with David.. Thursday thought today. He didn't want to go home. Kept coming up with excuses when it was time to go. He had a few tears. Went to see Bridge to Tarabithia on Sat. Not a movie for young kids, but pretty good. Not a lot of fantasy stuff like Narnia. Other than that we just played games and did stuff around the house. Guess I should clean up from the weekend though...but I don't want
Alright, I Have An Idea.
I'm feeling better. I am having random hot flashes though but I'm sure when i wake up tomorrow I will feel better. I took meds so that should help with the aces and shit. Well I was thinking that my friends should have an outrageous contest. Eat: 3bags of gummie bears two bowls of cereal a pint of liqz Put on their halloween costume Cake and Ice Cream Then walk to 711 (its right near were this even would take place if it did happen) Buy a Double Big Gulp of any fountain drink of their choice. Eat a big bite hot dog there too with:all the condiments availible! and then come back. If you throw up you lose. First one back w/o throwing up, is winner. Okay I need more activities that can be done but would be difficult for a drunk person... Or just funny! :)
Me To Vamp
Me To Vamp
~~live Is Good Down By The Bayou~~
Boudreaux he been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decides to steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, hada real good grip on his haid, yeh. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Alabama moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his
Run Away Love - Luda
I love this song! I think it is probably one of the most responsible songs I have heard.... Music Video Codes By Music
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been usin g. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store tha
Are You My Friend?
Then show me you are!!! I am in the "Looky I have a Pic contest" Could you all go drop a rate and a comment or two on it? It would make me smile:) xoxoxo ImmortalLove
What's Love?
What's love? Who knows? Nobody knows! And they who it knows... Are not sure!!!
Shit,what A Dream...
We went into the bedroom and he put a leather blindfold on, undressed me and had me lay face-down on the bed. Then I heard a heard some noises and felt him put a thing around my wrist it was a handcuff or something and he tied both my wrists to the headboard posts! "Hey, you didn't say anything about this what's the deal?" My answer was something around my head and into my mouth some kind of gag. Now I was getting upset I'd never done this and we never even talked about bondage! Mhmmmfff was all I could get out and I kicked my legs to show my feelings. More noises and he tied my ankles to the footboard posts. I was totally vulnerable. I felt powerless, confused and scared. MBMMFFF!! I squirmed and tried to get free. And then I felt pain on my rear. A sharp, horrible pain. OH MY GOD IT HURT! And then again I was being spanked something hard!!! Again and again and again and again. It seemed like the pain would never stop. My ass was on fire it hurt so bad so bad. MBMMM
The Task Ahead
"Zenia Valerie Sinclair," Zephaniah orated, "born October 18, 2001 in Louisville, Kentucky to Emmett and Vanessa Sinclair. She's the heir to a horse racing and political fortune who disappeared at the tender age of three." Progeny, Chapter Nineteen, opening paragraph "Again." Progeny, Chapter Twenty, opening paragraph By the time I wrote this, even though I didn't realize it, I was nearly three-quarters of the way through the story I wanted to tell in my first novel. I'm rereading Progeny now at the rate of a chapter a day, which for February fits just right. I'm hitting the point here where, in chess terms, I'm revealing the grand strategy -- a fancy way of saying I made some of this up as I went along! But looking back on the words in print and seeing what I did right and what I did . . . not so right should help me pack book three of this series with punch! By the way, if you're interested in reading more of this novel (and its sequel, Legacy) that I'm talking about, con
The Best Cherry Tap Survey * . . About You . . * Eye Color:: blue green and brown Hair Color:: brown naturally Height:: 5'6-5'7 Favorite Color:: Blue Screen Name:: kaitemarie Favorite Band:: green day Favorite Movie:: Cars Favorite Show:: grey's Your Car:: kia Your Hometown:: same place i live now Your Present Town:: ^ Your Crushes First Name:: i'm not saying Grade:: outta school Your Style:: Jeans, and hoodie * . . Have You Ever . . * Sat on your rooftop?: yes Kissed someone in the rain?: yes Danced in a public place?: many many times Smiled for no reason?: not really Laughed so hard you cried?: last night Peed your pants after age 8?: nope Written a song?: no Sang to someone for no reason?: i dont sing Performed on a stage?: yes Talked to someone you don't know?: all the time Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes Made out in a theatre?: yeah Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: i think so Been in love?: yes * . . Who was
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Anyone Want To Go To Amsterdam?
I am booking a group trip to Cannibus Cup in amsterdam nov 17-23. Let me know if you are interested I can keep the fare/room around 1500.00.
Don't Quit
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will. When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want to smile, but you have to sigh, When are is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns. And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; Don't give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another blow. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of the clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are. It may be near when it seems so far, So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit. It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit.
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Funny Shit...
Laugh Of The Day!!!!!!
Women's Ass size study > > > > There is a new study just released by the > American Psychiatric Association about women and how > they feel about their asses. The results are > pretty interesting: > > > > 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is > too big. > > 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is > too small. > > 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; > they love him; he's a good man, and they would have > married him anyway. > > MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
You're *always* Online.
You're *always* online. So, I had to ask... Is it that you're working late? Or that you just left your messenger on? Maybe you're still up surfing... Or maybe you're too far gone! What if you're addicted To some chat room or a game!? Or maybe you're building a website To gain internet fame! I always see you online, So I wonder how you are... But I never see you log off, And to me that's just bizarre! I hope that it's not because of work I'd hate to see you stressed... But I really have to wonder If you ever get any rest!
Another day is passing as the sun begins to fade What shall come with the darkness of night What shall the rays of light bring of tomorrow Will I ever see what truly is home again Will I ever know love again
Best Goth Makeup
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Da Rules
So ive noticed that cherry tap has changed a hell of a lot. The rules change faster than im sure most of us noticed. You have to do a salute when u level to 10 n pay 10 cherry bucks to repost a bulletin. Lol im so sure there are like people totally flippin out about all that stuff but i guess its to be expected eh?
25 Signs You've Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a plane is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beg
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~~the Dumbing Down Of America~~
>>> Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense >>> >>> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who >>> has >>> been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since >>> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will >>> be >>> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when >>> to >>> come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't >>> always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. >>> >>> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more >>> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in >>> charge). >>> >>> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but >>> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year- old boy >>> charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended >>> from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for >>> rep
The Beer Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen
Liarsenic: Creating A Universe Of Discourse
Run, run farmer screaming bloody murder. The daughters of question have been murdered, murdered, murdered. Deception is charming. No, I don't think so. I dont think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. These things harmonize and overthrow these things will cure, but they will tear down and we are not the ones who carry on. and we are not the ones who wear the shroud, tear down. Liar, condescender, words born as bastards. Our swords will rest and a course in miracles all hail and killers will rise. Where have we gone wrong? Understanding laced in the web. I don't think so.
Please Rate & Comment This Photo For Me!
I'm in the sexiest brunette contest and appreciate any help you all are willing to give me! Please help me out if you can! Contest ends Saturday morning at 11 am Eastern Time!!
ok people im in a contest and i need help so heres the link comment all you want and thanks for the help rob
Funny Stuff
River Trip At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him a
A Cabin In Alaska
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job & buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week & gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace & quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it & a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave & stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More
In The August Dark
I am hungry, Like a thirst maddened lioness, When satyr has driven, The beasts away. I thirst when he plays, His liquid bubbling pipes, I lay watching night after night, In the semi-cool of August, Naked and wind fondled. I arousethe dark swan, I stir the clover beneath, My cool milk-white belly, I craze the wanton white moths. The moon bends low, His bull horns gleaming, Yet satyrplays knowing, I am a captiveunicorn, Fierce, Broken, But not won.
You Might Be Submissive If...
You may be submissive if... -If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive. -If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive. -If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive. -If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive. -If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive. -If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive. -If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive. -If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive. -If you think the best part of goin
Which 7 Deadly Sin Are You??
?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ?? You are Lust!Sexy!! But they say that theres such a thing as too much of a good thing. You have sex on the brain, and it doesn't stay just there for long. Passionate, Fiery - and most certainly confident. You're a fun loving, spontaneous person who is always up for a laugh. People however, have trouble keeping up with you. You're sex crazy, and perhaps need to tone it down a bit! learn a little self control!But, Hey, Congratulations on being the Sexiest Red Hot deadly sin out of all the 7...Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Life Of The Spoiled Rotten
I just heard about this travesty with Pac-man Jones...the Cornerback for the Tennessee Titans. He went to Vegas for the NBA All-Star game, then to a strip club. Apparently he's been there before...and he's got this thing he likes to do to show off his power. He likes to take $80,000 in cash and throw it up in the air around the strippers...but not for them to take...just a power play. Some new girls were at the club and didn't realize that this was "his thing" and went to pick up some of the cash. The big man deemed it appropriate to start pummelling the girl with his fists for touching the money he was literally throwing around. The bouncer went to stop him. His girlfriend broke an alcohol bottle across the bouncer's head while his entourage joined the melee. He went back to punching the girl. The bouncer once again went to restrain him...and at that point this athlete who's already been in tussles with the law turned and said something to the effect that he was getti
JAMES For the man in my life... For only god could have given you to me... He gave you to me with you being soooo far away... For not even meeting you I knew you were the one...... Your the one in my dreams that I never see your face..... But I know down deep you are him..... The ONE, the SOULMATE...the ONE I've been longing for..... For I pray every night God watches over you and keeps you safe...... I pray he brings you to me safely home...... For if I lose you now I will lose it all.... the love you soooooo carefree,and endlessly give to me... For the man in my life,I LOVE YOU with all my heart and I give it to you.....
Hey All....
So I've posted a few more pics...let me know what you think. A few are of me, and a few are an example of my exquisite artistic Check em out and leave me one...Later Joshua
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been > >withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please
Club House
stop by my clubhouse cherry tap the only Biker clubhouse on cherry tap it's a club house and not a bull shit bar plus nexts week I will have a new one stop in become a hangaround and work ur way to prospecter pick ur own mucis from the box and more new songs going up if u have a request for a song we will put it on for u this is where the real people hang out
Virus Alert!! Pass It On!
VERY IMPORTANT WARNING Please be extremely careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful." If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, you life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your NAME, E-MAIL AND PASSWORD. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti-virus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner."
Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere I've lost my lights I toss and turn I can't sleep at night Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Now I know I've got to Run away I've got to Get away You don't really want any more from me To make things right You need someone to hold you tight You think love is to pray But I'm sorry I don't pray that way Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Tainted love Tainted love Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me baby, tainted l
Does anyone else play? I'm getting tired of the Lab Ray being so damn crappy. >:(
I Bleed For You
I bleed for you Crimson red Drip drop Drip drop Deep in a pool of blood Then, comes a tear One Then another More follow Drip drop Drip drop Falling in that pool of blood Mixing Emotions Entwined Entangled My heart Now mangled C.H.
Remembering My Grandma....
In Loving Memory of my Grandmother.... Helen Frances Spencer-Call 9/9/1920 - 2/24/1987 Though in reality, it's been 20 years since you have departed from this life.. It still feel's like only yesterday. Missing you so very much and Loving you even more.. My Solace is that one day I know, we will be together again in Heaven and my oh my, the catching up we have to do.. When I first see you, I don't know whether to duck for the ass whoopin I know you're going to dish me for the poor decisions I have made or to just grab you up and hug you... I'm sure we will figure it out.. All My Love.. Yesterday, Today and Alway's ~ Jackie Thank you for the gift of love, now you're sharing it up above. You had many things to say. All in a caring way. You always saw good in everyone, No matter what they've done. You were always the one we could all lean on. Even though it must have felt like a ton. You were always the strength of the family. Now we must let you rest calmly. As
Waking With The Rain And Tummy Pains
Yeah so i couldn't think of a name. Well I broke lent, i ate chicken last night at applebees, and the minor guilt trip i had turned to major payback. How is it that i'm the only one that ever gets food posioning, from eating out & home cooked meals. I'm just sticking with apple juice and cashews from now on. But then i beleive everything happens for a reason. If i hadn't gotten sick then i would gone to the home and garden show today. Now it's nasty out, i'm drinking apple juice by the gallons trying to get hydrated, and getting my old room set up. My sis kelly is moving in with my parents till the work her house gets finished. Lol, she's bitching b/c my room is creepy. I painted it with midnight blue walls , a lavander ceiling, and put moss green tile on the floor, oh yeah i also have a black cannopy over the bed. funny sounding yes but it all ties in real well. So now instead of today i'm going tomorrow to the show. I just want to look at the hot tubs and new landscaping ideas. T
Love Poems. Written By I Do Not Know Lol
A Special World A special world for you and me A special bond one cannot see It wraps us up in its cocoon And holds us fiercely in its womb. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold Gently nestling us to the fold Like silken thread it holds us fast Bonds like this are meant to last. And though at times a thread may break A new one forms in its wake To bind us closer and keep us strong In a special world, where we belong. ========================== An Entrapment My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy; I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer's day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you. Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual is an ensnarement from which there is no release. But I do not wish release. I wish to stay entrapped forever. With
Bdsm Versus Swinging
BDSM versus Swinging By Non Famous Lauren The customs associated with multiple partners (both polyamory and casual partnering) in BDSM differ substantially from the customs of Swinging. Most notably, Swingers tend to do things in pairs, with one pair of partners seeking another pair of partners such that all four people like each other enough to get sexually involved or to trade with each other. In BDSM, such insistence that people agree as a foursome to all get together would only be a coincidence. If one person in a couple wants to experience bottoming to knives and the other person wants to dominate someone by calling the person a slut, it would be highly unlikely for the couple to be able to find another couple whose interests are exactly that one partner wants to top a knife scene and the other wants to be called a slut! The unlikelihood of matching interests makes foursome-matching in BDSM rare. A second striking difference between multiplicity of partners in BDSM and S
To The One Man I Love (and He Wil Never Read)
~~making It Rise~~
>>> Subject: Raisin Bread >>> >>> A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very >>> short skirts and thong panties. >>> >>> One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and >>> glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the >>> length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the >>> raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. >>> >>> "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely. >>> >>> The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin >>> bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man >>> standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, >>> just as he surmised he would. >>> >>> Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get >>> two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. >>> >>> As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other >>> male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he >>> requests
Love It
~09:15~ Claire: this is cool, and pointless ~09:15~ Princess Satan: hahahahaha ~09:15~ Princess Satan: everything is pointless ~09:16~ Princess Satan: :-) ~09:16~ Claire: you know it ~09:16~ Princess Satan: lacking point ~09:16~ Claire: so why do anything? ~09:16~ Princess Satan: without point ~09:16~ Princess Satan: to be pointy
She was a girl from Birmingham She just had an abortion She was a case of insanity Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree She was a no one who killed her baby She sent the letters from the country She was an animal She was a bloody disgrace Body I'm not an animal Body I'm not an animal Dragged on a table in a factory Illegitimate place to be In a packet in a lavatory Die little baby screaming Body Screaming fucking bloody mess Not an animal It's an abortion Body I'm not an animal Mummy, Mummy, Mummy I'm not an abortion Throbbing squirm Gurgling bloody mess I'm not a discharge I'm not a loss in protein I'm not a throbbing squirm Fuck this And fuck that Fuck it all And fuck her fucking brat She don't wanna baby that looks like that I don't wanna baby that looks like that Body I'm not no animal Body An abortion Body I'm not an animal Body I'm not an animal An animal I'm not an animal I'm not an animal An animal I'm not an
Cure For A Cough
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at himhe's afraid to cough!"
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George

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