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Happy New Year 2007
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Capricorn - Bring your fears out in the open. Then you can conquer them.
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ok i need more pics last night i was ahead but now im not got 207 need way way more one girl got 700 some commnts so if u like me if u dont if ur fan ,family, friiend etc plz vote for me got until the 12th plz come on people plz vote. thank u u do it fo r me ill return the favor just ask ok thank u love to all rain.
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New Love ;d
I love J.C. forever!!! :D and yeah i mean Jesus Christ but I also have a new beau!! a Christian God-fearing man named Joey C!!! WOW!! ;D my dreams are coming true with every letter he writes me and everytime i hear his sweet voice :D
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Last Day!
today is the last day to vote for me in the Christmas please don't forget to stop by and show your love and support everyone!! thanx a ton! 5th row from the top, 2nd girl in from the left... melissalove thanx! xoxoxo melissalove Hosted by Sparkle Tags
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New Year Resolutions
2007. I have done alot of good and bad things this year, including getting married to the man of my dreams, graduating high school, achieving Higher Honors or Top 3% of my class, Ranking 14/497, I got a trophy for 2nd place in Speech and Debate, and various medals and a plaque for everything I did for the Team. I worked at AISD, Fuddruckers, Spine Austin, Party Pig, Sears and Fire Bowl cafe. And got my degree plan together for this upcoming year. Photographic Artist. I took some good pictures this year so far, and I am planning to take many this new year. Some resolutions I NEED to work on: 1.) Get a job and stick to it!!!!!!! 2.) Finish 5 classes this year, 1 in spring, 2 in summer and 2 in fall. 3.) Lose weight. Lose about 30 lbs or more. 4.) Save money and try to get an apartment. 5.) Quit Smoking after my Birthday. These are big resolutions and no one ever sticks to them. They try but then give up. I never try at all. So this year I will push my willpowe
She sat on the wooden chair, her body leaning over the kitchen table, pen in hand, scrawling furiously inside the notepad. April had a fountain of words, and the words were spilling out, drenching the page until it was sloppy with immoderate phrases and passionate emotions. She began her writing ninety minutes previously... and she barely stopped to catch a breath, as she wrote her fictional counterpart to the life she had led during the last few days. She began on the front page and wrote from there, never creating an outline, or writing in sections to be edited and pieced together later. Her work was a true stream of consciousness effort. The story was her amateur attempt at therapy; a task of self-help. She had dealt with Freds treatment of her, and also dealt with Annas bizarre behavior. She felt that her anguish was enough to fuel this plot. Any thoughts of literary discipline and preparation were less than vague in her mind. She was afraid that shed
Guano Apes-lords Of The Boards
Ive got the snowboard under my feet I can fly so high, I can fall so deep But who do I see comin up the track A little green man with the snowboard on his back He said: and now I'm flying like an angel to the sun My feet are burning and I grab into another world With the lord of the boards you'll come and get around With the lord of the boards, go mad like a clown I can stay behind him if I can I wanna be a little more than an also-ran Through every curve hes got me beat And maybe its time that I accept defeat And now Im flying like an angel to the sun My feet are burning and I grab into another world With the lord of the boards you'll come and get around With the lord of the boards, go mad like a clown (4x) ----------------
New Years...
so... i didnt do much for new years... had a good cry.. and it was great. i hope this next year is an upswing compared to this last year. to all my friends== good luck guys... and keep ur chins up =] oh... and i want to spend less time on the freaking internet... its too damn adicting...
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb," (fireworks are legal in Alabama) "light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counti
2007: A New Year's Tale
What's so great about going to the end of the year bash at the Hilton Torrey Pines? VIP access, dancing to one of the world's most famous DJ's and free booze. What's not so great about this bash? Getting offered coke early in the night, getting into a verbal battle with some drunk that calls you cunt and having to get EMT's to escort your friend out because somebody micked her drink. A friend of mine met some hot promoter the other night when she was clubbing downtown. He told her he could get her and a friend into the Hilton bash for free. General admission was $150, and I don't even want to know what VIP tickets were selling for. So we haul ass down to the Hilton, park across the street and wait outside in the cold for Mark (the promoter) to come out. He whips out two VIP tickets from his jacket and tells us where to go. We find the Grande Ballroom and score some free drinks. We dance, we toast a few guys and I get groped by a foreigner who says he likes my socks? I think he met stoc
Red High Heels A Woman's Anthem
this is probably something every woman wants to say so sorry guys if we where not such assholes we would not have things like this written about us!i hate to do it but im gonna post it!because its true!and every man out there knows it is!so this is the womans anthem to all the dickhead and assholes out there! Baby I’ve got plans tonight You don’t know nothin’ about I’ve been sitting around way too long Trying to figure you out But you say that you’ll call and you don’t And I’m spinning my wheels So I’m going out tonight In my red high heels I’m gonna call up that old boyfriend You said still has it bad for me I’m gonna take him into town Flaunt him around for everyone to see Well you said so yourself You know the deal Nobody holds a candle to me In my red high heels Well you can watch me walk if you want to, want to I’ll bet you want me back now don’t you, don’t you I’m about to show you just how missin’ me feels In my red high heels A
Let It Go..
This is beautiful. Read it to the end...the message is awesome!!! I DIDN'T RITE IT BUT I LIKE IT A LOT Let it go for 2007. There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people can walk away from you let them walk. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person it just means that their part in the story is over. And you've got to know when people's part in your story is over so that you don't keep trying to raise the dead. You've got to know when it's dead. You've got to know when it's over. Stop begging people to stay.
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True Friends - Where Are They?
Any true friends out there? Ok I am wondering...Are there any TRUE friends out there?If so, where the hell can I find them? Seriously. I mean what the hell. I swear! I mean I think I am a nice, loving, caring, honest person with an outgoing personality and all that. So why is it that I don't have more friends...true friends that is. Yeah, I have aquaintances and such but what about a best friend - someone you can call up when you wanna hangout, that ya call when you're upset (and they actually try to comfort you), someone who loves you for you,someone who isn't fake and two-faced, someone who's life doesn't revolve around drama, drinking & partying all the damn time (don't get me wrong, letting loose every once in a while is cool...just not every other damn night), someone who would give ya the shirt off of their back if it were all they had, just to help you when you're in these people even exist? What's the deal? I just don't get it. I mean I have less than a handful of
You Still Couldnt Spit It!!
I don't give a fuck I'm Salem Lacroix and you just won a fortune of pain and embarrassing harassment Social Disdain, people wouldn't believe your words if you put Cher in it I'm tearing people with an arrogant air apparent The closer my hands get to your neck you start squealing just like a Theramin I'm squaring in, my target's locking, deliveries partly shocking You could be a geologist and you'd be hardly rocking Chicks in the bar be flocking at me, exposing their panties And gladly holding em open, like you, they're hoping to scam me Leave you broken and badly bruised, in life I'm soaking fannies you are nasty and you're a whore and a pansy Moore than Mandy Who's courting for candy and snorting with Brandy wore to the Grammy's Tore your family heritage. Your chance of winning's 50% less than marriages Leave you a vegetable like asparagus Pull plugs outta sockets with hand gestures Your voice is annoying, and it don't fit like Fran Drescher's I be verbally ambidextro
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My Fortune Cookie
Your Fortune Is Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator
~~hard Core Golf ~~
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer . Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks "Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again." A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all t
Wolf Facts For Those Who Care
1. What are the species of wolves? There are three species of wolves in the world: the gray wolf (Canis lupus), the red wolf (Canis rufus) and the Ethiopian (or Abyssinian) wolf, (Canis simensis). Some researchers believe the Ethiopian wolf is not a wolf, but actually a jackal. 2. What are the subspecies of the gray wolf? The gray wolf, Canis lupus, lives in the northern latitudes around the world. There are five subspecies of the gray wolf in North America and seven to 12 in Eurasia. The currently recognized subspecies in North America are: Canis lupus baileyi, commonly referred to as the Mexican wolf or lobo. Canis lupus nubilus, referred to as the Great Plains or buffalo wolf. Canis lupus occidentalis, known as the Rocky Mountain wolf or Mackenzie Valley wolf. Canis lupus lycaon, commonly referred to as the eastern timber wolf. Canis lupus arctos, known as the arctic wolf. Subspecies are often difficult to distinguish from one another. This is because t
Yesterday i didnt have time to say what i was wanting to say... I am so confused why "boys" consider themselves men when they dont have the balls to tell u the truth... they seem to think that us females are stupid to think they wont be caught cheating well news flash "boys" the only females that wont catch you are the ones who dont give a fuck in the first place and are possibly cheating on you behind your back. I've had two really good men in my life so im not saying every guy is like that. but most are. this is just something i had to get off my chest like it or not dont really give a fuck..
Missin Somethin
So I didn’t see my baby dont even kno if he my man All I kno is that im missin the excitement of the things he be doin 2 mi with his hand Thinking back to reality I kno he aint the one for mi But I gotta admit I love the way he be makin love 2 mi
New To This- Making Friends
well... I'm not really sure what I'm doing but...hopefully you can bare with me. I'm not into getting hurt or getting backstabbed. I am in need of some solid people who are not going to judge me. I have been steered in the wrong direction quite a few times and would much rather start heading in the right direction. I am pretty easy-going and I like to think that real friends can get through anything together if they just work things through together. I've found that its pretty hard to know who your friends are but... In the end you always find out. So please people just give me a chance and help me work through this.
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Feel Like Crying
I feel like crying Cause I see my brother falling down Tears upon his face As his body hits the ground Remembering the old times When we used to hang Snuffin' bitches up and down Cause him and me, we were the same But nothing seems to be the same He thought it was a game Now I've got the blame Because my boy had no shame Bullets have no heart When it penetrates your brain And it takes to a place Where you've never been before You can't come back because somebody slammed your door Look around the floor cause I know you see fire Hope to God for mercy And next time don't be a liar Be for real, 'cause a real compa never dies… Now I know who love's me Just by looking at their eyes Life has treated me so bad son Sometimes I look happy, Sometimes I look sad… I feel frustration, bringing to my blood some elevation I'm cursing at the devil… 'Cause the devil brought temptation To my brother and now he's dead, there is no other Salem's in the house So bitches run for
What Neopet Are You?
If I were a Neopet... I'd be an Acara!Acaras are a playful bunch that love to live by the sea.Their favorite pastimes are diving for hidden treasures off the coastline and playing Gormball on the beach.Which Neopet are you? Visit to find out!
Stupid Convo With Fellow Cherrier Lol
stupidest conversation I had on my shoutbox.. gotta share it with u lol.. I told the girl her lips were nasty she said some bullshit i dont even remeber then this what happened next mi-> REDRUBIES: aaahahaha... lol@ "freshmeat" so u sayin that cuz Im new to this site I shouldnt have an opinion?? now who's the idiot? everyone else jus kissin ass cuz they take these votes for "cherries" so serious.. people that think the same as mi or WORSE jus don mi->REDRUBIES:*dont wanna say it.. ur lips are nasty but I guess they the best lookin part of ur body lol.. DEAL WITH IT I think the shit I wrote b4 was cut short n I forgot what i said after that herREDRUBIES: you know what consider yourself bounced off the site cause we dont like haterzz out here and I will talk to someone to take care of your trashy azz mi->REDRUBIES: trashy?? Im not the one with a CLOSE up on my lips with my tounge hangin out.. n go head n do ya thang shit dont faze mi lol Im glad my opinion means so much to u n if
Hate On My Carpet
You hate her because she has him She has him and you don't Because she's so beautiful And he thinks you aren't You hate her because she's so stupid Not to worry, so are you I felt your love late last night But there's not enough soap in this world I felt your presence on the bottom of the ocean Where I cut my hands on the glass My blood is staining your carpet And I hope the crimson lasts So a piece of me will always remain with you The longest hour is the one we fear the most
Fuck Me
help me im new in need help gettin but up 1-4-07 i just got it i was freash meat today im new
What Are You Gonna Do With It?
Some people walk in and out of my life, without leaving a single trail. Others leave some footprint behind. But you, you opened my heart, wrote your name in it closed the door again and took the key with you. The only problem is, that you don't know that you have key... As long as you don't realize it, I won't tell. So... What are you gonna do with my key?
I Need A Gun
My !@##$%$%^%$$#@$ Car won't start.. needs a sensor of some sort I guess!! Had to rant and rave for a minute!! I feel better but my GRRRRRRRRR car still wont start!! LOL!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!! Have a great day all!!!!!!!
Darkness Consumes Till Dealt With
A letter from father to child My dearest child I don't know how to tell you about my pain how I hurt from not being able to talk to you and be there again so many times I have felt the pain of knowing you want to see me so many times I have wanted to talk with you but I have to let it be I hear you when you call out to me in your moment of despair I hear you when you cry out in hurt and I want to be there In all the trials you face in life I wish I could give aid in all things I would take the fear so you won't be afraid to face the world and all it's ills it is the toughest thing to do to deal with life I know you can because I'm a part of you I love you more than you could know in this you must believe I love you so much I bore the pain that's why I had to leave I carried the load that was so hard so you would be free I took all on that you would know the way was to follow me I have stood for what was right and loved all that was true I have given freely of mysel
Perfection In My Eyes
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, Your perfect and so is the love we both share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, And I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our past, present and future, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope one day you will come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes
I have a question for everybody out there that had realationship problems ...This is a random question ok .. What have you done to try to fix everything that was wrong .. And what Do you guys realy think when your with a girl that is around you 24/7 and your in love with her ...But you cant stand it .. when she is with you .. And girls when your with your guys what are your manger problems that you had with love issues .. ? I got a few of mine but this is about everyone expt me .. Just tell me what you guys to solve the problems in your love lifes..
Just So Everybody Knows
My hubby and I got our own place recently. Bad part of that is, we don't have the internet, so I have to wait until I have time to go to friends' and relatives' houses to use it...SOOOOO, I'm not ignoring anyone, I just don't have much of a chance to be on anymore...
A Stich In Time
A Stitch In time Time....never stopping, always moving us forward and through the changes of unforgiving taskmaster that regulates the passage through eternal tides. Ancient ones marked the passing of time by the movement of the Sun and Moon, the changing seasons and other matters of relating their existence to the natural world occurrences surrounding them. Later there were hourglasses filled with sand and onto mechanical timekeepers that bring us now to clocks so accurate they are measuring time down to nano seconds. But has "time" itself changed? Many of us in various places within the span of our lives here on this Earth may have differing opinions about "time." For a child waiting to open a beautiful surprise gift, time seems to drag by so very slowly. For a person recently diagnosed with a terminal illness, hours are speeding by so quickly that sleeping for a few hours may seem like wasted time. Our ancestors knew time relative to the occurrences around them. Glo
A Dream From Long Ago...
I was among the stars soaring, in space rushing to earth like a flaming comet. I could see and feel the heat as I entered the atmosphere. Through the clouds I burst....just above a hawk riding the currents. Just as I was about to hit him, suddenly I WAS him, seeing through his eyes. Everything was so sharply defined, edges crisp and clean. It felt as though I could see forever, and so clearly. Feeling the pressure of the currents on my wings, I began to drift towards a field, and, suddenly, I dove. I tucked my wings against my body and dropped like the comet I had been. I saw a panther lying in a meadow below me and adjusted my flight. I opened my talons to strike, liking the place at the base of his skull from my vantage point. And as I struck, suddenly my vision changed. I was no longer the hawk. I had become the panther now, startled into running. I ran and ran. From the meadow where the sun had warmed my back into a cool shaded forest. I smelled the grass as I leaped forward, knowi
The weekend is here and last night I had a great game of darts and I won yeah!! Had a few glasses of wine I was happy for most of the night hanging with friends I awoke this morning and decided to clean the carpets ..Don't ask me why but I did. After I finshed with all the cleaning I finally took picutres of all my new toys I have gotten for my kits (I have been restoreing all my vintage kits)They are all done now ..It took a lot of time and money but its all done..Felt in a jazz kind of mood broke out the brushes and played a little. Time to hit the shower and see whats up with tonight ..I did a lot today Yeah!!! As you were and remember bang a drum!!
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I've run out of things to do...I find myself welcoming newbies...I'm still a newbie wtf?? lmao Why is this so addicting???
Football Game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like... Hellooooo? It's only 25 cents!
Our family hates me They all still like him Think I should still be with him But then there's you The one who seen it all Went through everything And totally support my decision You think I did the right thing No one else can see Just what an ass he can be You've always been the one behind me Or as I once said The only one that loves me.... To me you are the only one That is truely Part of my family The only one This is really My uncle
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Good Thinking!!!!!!!
Click here to display images in this message or edit your settings for all messages. External Images and objects in this message have been blocked. What's this? Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring about. If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job. If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick. If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating. If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke. If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray you. If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed. If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to confir
One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed. On the next day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this,I will give you a life span of sixty years. " The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life You want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give bac
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Our Song
she strums the chords with her words heart takes to flight like a flock of birds she brings me into perfect tune I am drawn to be with her soon rythm of two souls in touch I need her more and so much she pulls us into harmony so perfect even the blind can see of our hearts beat she keeps the time she makes our music so sublime words that make this soul sing out she is the master musician without a doubt By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Are U A Slut
Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your deffinatly not going to lose it becuase you sure are using it! Your Motto: "I'll try anyone or anything once or twice!" Your Sign: "Slippery When Wet!" * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Better stock up on condoms and lube!Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***
I Made It
Hey I made it to chill cherry.Level 4.Thank yous to all my new friends for the adds.Much love all.
Time Management
So I figured something interesting out this weekend. When I sit and play the Legend of Zelda with minimal breaks I do a hell of a lot better than if I was to play and turn it off and go somewhere, then return. Yesterday from about 10:30 am to 10:30 pm I played and managed to finish two temples in one day and find some people that were lost. Now I know this game. It looks like the only thing left is Lake Hylia then Hyrule Castle, but that can't be it, because that would be too easy and I won't be happy at all. But yeah, next time you play a video game play it straight thru for hours. It works. =)
Lonely Biker
A biker has been in a small town in the Midwest for two weeks when he begins to miss his wife. After another two weeks, he just can't stand it anymore. He decides to visit a brothel in town. He goes up to the madam and says, "Here is a hundred dollars. Give me the worst blow job in the house." "But sir," says the madam, "For a hundred dollars, you don't have a settle for the worst blow job. As a matter of fact, you could get the best." "No, no," says the man, "you don't understand. I'm not horny, I'm homesick."
i love the guys we work with! one of the shipping guys went to get us coffee as our 3 Kings present! ..................... I'd like to see him name them all but the point is that it's sweet. =)
Size 11w
I just thought since this blog is titled "A day in my shoes" i'd thought I'd share my shoe size...which is 11 wide! YUP a 11 in womans and its gotta be wide width..but Its hard to find womens shoes that fit me well i usually end up with a man's size 9 wide width... yeah i have a big foot...and for the past several months I haven't been able to wear Tennis Shoes because my feet swell so big. So i have to wear sandles....yeah in the dead of winter i wore sandles.... On another note, We MAY be moving to cottegeville,SC a lil town right before you get to walterboro. Its a ways a way but the place is HUGE and nice with lots of land for the kids to run and play!! I gotta get my kids out of the city and into the country!!!
I Can't Stop Loving You - Keith Urban
So you're leaving in the morning on the early train I could say everything's alright And I could pretend to say goodbye You got your ticket, got your suitcase You got your leaving smile I could say that's the way it goes I could pretend and you won't know That I was lying Cause I can't stop loving you I can't stop loving you No, I can't stop loving you Though I try We took a taxi to the station, not a word was said No, I saw you walk across the road It may be the last time I don't know feeling humble Heard a rumble on the railway tracks And when I hear that whistle blow I walked away and you won't know That I was trying Cause I can't stop loving you I can't stop loving you No, I can't stop loving you Though I try, I just can't stop loving you No, I can't stop loving you I just can't stop loving you Why do I try, why do I try Yeah
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Thanks To Bush: More Heroin From Afghanistan Pouring Into U.s. Cities 05 Jan 2007 More Heroin From Afghanistan Is Hitting U.s. City Streets, Five Year
Thanks to Bush: More heroin from Afghanistan pouring into U.S. cities 05 Jan 2007 More heroin from Afghanistan is hitting U.S. city streets, five years after the United States 'toppled' [They did?!?] the country's fundamentalist Taliban regime.
This # Keeps Comin Up,so This May Be Me...
The Life Path 7 suggests that you entered this plane with a gift for investigation, analysis, and keen observation. You are a thinker of the first order. You evaluate situations very quickly, and with amazing accuracy. As a result, you are thorough and complete in your work, the perfectionist who expects everyone else to meet a high standard of performance, too. A Life Path 7 person is a peaceful and affectionate soul. But you guard your connection to people carefully. It's easy for you to detect deception and recognize insincere people, and you avoid them. You aren't one to have a wide circle of friends, but once you accept someone as a friend, it's for life. It's as if you must get to know someone a lot better before you allow the wall surrounding you to be penetrated. Chances are you are a very charming and refined individual with great poise and a quick wit. Nonetheless, there is an exclusiveness about you. You probably aren't a very social person. Your reserve is often taken to
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My Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
Facing Adversity With A Smile
Facing Adversity with a Smile I woke up listening to mourning doves in the pine tree outside my window this morning. I went out onto the balcony, and a soft breeze was blowing. The day will be hot again, but for now it is nice. I watched this funny squirrel jumping around in the trees. I watch lots of squirrels in my yard, but this one I'm especially fond of. How can I tell him apart from all the other squirrels? Well, the strange little fellow is bob-tailed. I felt sorry for him at first, thinking that he'd met with some misfortune. It didn't take long to figure out that he does just fine without his tail. In fact, he can jump higher and further than the other squirrels. (And no, he is NOT a chipmunk. You'd have to see him to believe me, but we've had pet chipmunks in my family. I know the difference.LOL) Now I have discovered that he's not the only bob-tailed squirrel in town. It must be a genetic anomally in this area. I now know of two other squirrels like this one in our s
Daily Smile
Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach & picks it up. Suddenly, a female genie appears from the bottle. "Master, may I grant you one wish?" says the genie with a smile. "Hey Bitch...don' t you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuttin!" barks Rodman. The genie pleads, "But, Master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Dennis thinks a moment...then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all he says, "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning, so just do it!" Giving the genie an evil glare, he screams, "Now leave me alone!" So the annoyed genie says, "So be it!", and disappears back into the bottle. The next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, & Hillary Clinton in bed with him. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* * One day at the veterinarian' s office where I take my dog, a man and the receptioni
Blessed Are The Cracked;for It Is They Who Let In The Light
Subject: BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED;FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off, while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates ...
I know what you are thinking Dont need a word, I just can see I feel the way you do Even if you are not with me I see when you are in love with just one look in your eyes I know when you are angry Then that look dies I can know that all in just a second But I always have to feel one thing Only its not just that simple It is isnt a thing like a ring They always say nothing lasts forever But I hope that we do I always need your friendship So can be there for you So I hope it lasts forever Then its forever me and you
A Collection Of Jokes To Offend Everyone
A Collection of Jokes to Offend Everyone What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? Bingo machine. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex, too. What did the blonde
Sexual Zodiac
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at
Love Is:
A Friend Wrote this and thought i would share it here: Love is so precious and fragile, yet so powerful It can make a person have a range of feelings From being lonely and full of despair and anguish To being full of joy, happiness and wanting to singIt can be shown in a multitude of different ways From a lovely rose to a diamond on a gold ring It can strike upon you as loud as a thunderstorm Or sneak in on you quietly as butterfly's wings Whether it last for a few days or a few decadesAn experience of true love is an amazing thing
Funny Stuff!!
One morning a husband took a pair of > underwear out of his drawer. > > "What the...?" he said to himself as a little > cloud of "dust" appeared > when he shook them out. > > "April!" he shouted to his wife in the > bathroom. "Why did you put talcum > powder in my shorts?" > > She shot back, "It's not talcum powder. It's........ > Miracle Grow."
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Controling Fear
In recent weeks I have learned to be more bold, and be less controlled by my fears. Many things happened this weekend. Friday, wearing my new cargo pants and hippie crinkled spaghetti-strap shirt, no bra, I walked around Disneyland w/ my boyfriend. Taking humor in the stares I was attracting. Saturday, w/ my boyfriend and two friends. We went to Castle Rock to go repelling. Just North of the dam on the South end of Big Bear Lake, we parked the car and started a 1 mile hike to Castle Rock. Looking up from the base of the rocks, it does not seem so high. Continuing to hike around the NW side of the rocks, we climbed up to the top. With my fear of heights, I still did not have much fear climbing the groups of boulders. There was one part the did terrify me, a lips of rock, 5 feet up, with a straight up wall, only a crack into to hang on to. I needed my friend and boyfriend to form a wall behind me so I could feel safe to cross it. At the top, the view is beautiful; the entire Bi
Do You Know What Today Is?
Everything you could possibly know about Wednesday and more... however, they left out my personal favorite...."HAPPY HUMP DAY!" Wednesday From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The god Woden, after whom 'Wednesday' was named. "Odin, the Wanderer" 1886 by Georg von Rosen (1843-1923) Wednesday is considered either the third or the fourth day of the week, between Tuesday and Thursday. The name comes from the Middle English Wednes dei, which is from Old English Wodnes dæg, meaning the day of the Germanic god Woden who was a god of the Anglo-Saxons in England until about the 7th century AD. Wodnes dæg is like the Old Norse Oðinsdagr ("Odin's day"), which is an early translation of the Latin dies Mercurii ("Mercury's day"). Although Mercury (the messenger of the gods) and Woden (the king of the Germanic gods) are not equivalent in most regards, both gods guided the souls of the dead to the underworld. When Sunday is taken as the first of the week, the day in the middle of ea
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I Have Decided
That 2500 for a rootbeer is a bit much. It must be some good shit. Think about it! Welcome to CT...home of the $2500 rootbeer... Maybe next week we will get a 5000 dollar pickle...NM that was just baaaaaaaaad. Ok I know I am rambin but hey..Your reading it! U know u can blow stuff up with candy corn and root beer? bwahahaha
Everyone Needs Someone!!
People need people and friends need friends And we all need love for a full life depends Not on vast riches or great acclaim, Not on success or on worldy fame, But just in knowing that someone cares And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers- For only the knowledge that we're understood Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good, And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed The outstretched hand reaching to find A kindred spirit whose heart and mind Are lonely and longing to somehow share Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware That life's completeness and richness depends On the things we share with our loved ones and friends
Big Daddy Life
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Grant Mettler Birthday: 02/08/1974 Birthplace: Lancaster Current Location: Lancaster Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 5'6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but can use the left [WINK ] Your Heritage: Irish /German The Shoes You Wore Today: Clogs Your Weakness: An sexy smile & someone in trouble Your Fears: Spiders Your Perfect Pizza: Pep and cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: N/A Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMFAO Thoughts First Waking Up: Hey i made it through another night Your Best Physical Feature: My smile Your Bedtime: shower , good book and an smoke Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds Single or Group Dates: Orgy why not Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea [Green Tea ] Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate is great during sex Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino [french Vanilla ] [ Pum
Song To My Self
The lyrics to this song kill me every time i hear it.. its personal but i dont really care who knows the sadness of one man, a stranger. Sitting in jail, losing all hope, losing my mind,. locked inside solitary confinment for something i didnt do.. i never expected a letter, or hell a visitor for that matter.. and on one sad visitation day i was retreived by the CO (correction officer) for a visit.. what me? and so i went for my 15 min in my orange jumpsuit to the tiny booth of a room to see my ex behind the glass.. there visiting me. and it tore my heart out. hearing the song still does the same effect its Through the Glass by Stonesour. i cant even begin to reiterate how the song makes me feel.. specally being where i was for the time i was and for something i didnt do.. being with someone i thought i could trust only to be put where i was.. again. not that any one cares.. but i do. I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it fee
Who/what Were You In A Previous Life
Whatwho were you in your previous life? (Many outcomes and pics) You were a musician/composer in your previous life! You filled the world with the powerful emotions induced by your song. As a result, you have most likely retained your interest in music in this life, and will seem to have a strange natural ability. Some may see you as a bit strange at times, but they admire your genius in both the areas of music and of math. Be careful - many musicians end up in a situation of poverty or heartbreak - even after tremendous success.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Population Me
Yeah it sucks when you think you are on top of the world and then the rush of feeling important fades away in the blink of an eye. so I'll cut to the chase and say that I am gonna take time off of here until I get the proper respect and attention I deserve.
Like It Will Matter
Ok like it will matter what i say. this place is for those that like sex and encourage it. me on the other hand likes anything to not do with sex. so yeah. don't like me, bite me.
I Need To Be A Lil Less Bored Lol
Ewwwww But Funny As Hell!!!!!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government - In Order To Bring About Peace In Iraq The Kurds, Shiites And Sunis Must All Share Power Equally.
Iraq Needs A Triumverate Type Government Jan 9th, 2007, 10:30pm ********************************** In order to bring about peace in Iraq the Kurds, Shiites and Sunis must all share power equally. Each group elects one leader and the 3 leaders must come to an unanimos decision for anything to be done. All oil wealth is to be shared by all Iraqis. Howard Scott Pearlman See the fantastic special effects at this site ....... Please CLICK Below CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May We Choose As Standards Those That All Men Can Trust.
The Darwin Awards
I personally don't believe these are true, but they are funny as shit. The supposed "winner" at the end, was the same dude who "won" like 6 or 8 years ago, b/c I've read that one long time ago. . .SOOOOOO. . if you BELIEVE these, you may be a Darwin candidate yourself!! The Darwin Awards are out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... Remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fir
Anyone else still playing this game? I just found my old copy and I'm going to be installing it again here soon :)
What Is Your Daily Horoscope
Animated Future
Dragon Ball Sailor Moon explosive candles Looney Tunes mindless tubes in people's brain animation insane television mind control the future knowledge will be controlled and everything we do or say animated anime so sit down and watch the ground a 20th century hippy in ultrasound the future's here the future invades and everything turns anime
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My Dying Bride...
1. The Cry Of Mankind You can't expect to see him and survive You'll swallow his tongue of thorns His mouth, dripping with flies In his glorious kingdom of fire But I believe he wept I will make them all lie down Down where hope lies dying With lust, you're kicking mankind to death We live and die without hope You tramp us down in a river of death As I stand here now, my heart is black I don't want to die a lonely man This is a weary hour This is a weary hour 2. From Darkest Skies Take your own Sick with fever And cry out loud to God Your sorry own Will be piled upon me That I can't see My God I've cried for earth More than once But rivers still run With reddest tears Be lost in me And I'll never need to ask Who wants me? Who wants Me? Be mine tonight. The sight of your light I'll breathe in you. I'm a fool, just for you I'm in pain And I don't know why Under heavy rain From darkest skies We're in pain The two of us And I no longer know W
A Dream
A dream in you're life, can come true. If you do something for it. A dream in you're life, can't come true. If you do nothing for it. But if you work for it. You can reach you're dreams. Only you can make this come true. No one else. You can reach you're draem. If you want to be a singer, sing as loud as you can. If you want to be a actor, act like you never done before. If you want to be a nurse, help people then. This is what you got to do. If you will reach you're dreams
Video I Put Together
It a photo slide of my pics to song forgive me. That was done this morning
Fake Ass Friends
Look people, I aint one to bitch alot but if your gonna be on my list the least you could do is say hello once in a while or drop a line or two...I do understand that most of you all have better things to do with your time, although I'm doing my part in the best way I can....
Call Me Crazy
well me and my boyfriend actually talked some last night about us and we decided that we are going to try to make things work while hes gone. he apoligized for the way he has been acting and said that he never intended to push me away like he has. And as crazy as it may seem I believe him. I believe he's just worried about hurting me when hes gone but he has to realize that i've been through it and know what to expect and I knew when we got together this all would be happening. As for my friend...well him and I have decided to just take things one day at a time and see where we end up because neither of us are really ready to throw away the relationships that we are already in. And well we know that no matter what we are always going to have a closeness that most will never understand. so yeah..thats whats going on with my fucked up love life...
As I tip toe through the graveyard I see my own name. Am I dead or have I just gone insane. Dead daisies and tulips surround the grave site. everyone seems so happy, their all dressed in white. Am I really here, I ask in my head. Or are they all just happy because Iam dead.
Don't Miss Me To Much....
I Danced
I danced with the devil, pain and beauty so rare you see. To love this dark angel takes you to a different level. Swim forever in a blood red sea. Look into his eyes you see flowers and butterflies, lullibies of old but you shiver from the cold. Look way back to the back, deep into those cold dark eyes, you'll see his soul of black. You see I danced with the devil, choose the sweeter path, but to dance with the devil is to take a blood bath. Beauty and darkness intertwined, evil saints youd wish to never find. I danced on a sea of fire with my demon lover.
Thank You, Norml
Two recent studies should be the final nails in the coffin of the lie that has propelled some of this nation's most misguided policies: the claim that smoking marijuana somehow causes people to use hard drugs, often called the "gateway theory." Such claims have been a staple of the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy under present drug czar John Walters. Typical is a 2004 New Mexico speech in which, according to the Albuquerque Journal, "Walters emphasized that marijuana is a 'gateway drug' that can lead to other chemical dependencies." The gateway theory presents drug use as a tidy progression in which users move from legal drugs like alcohol and tobacco to marijuana, and from there to hard drugs like cocaine, heroin and methamphetamine. Thus, zealots like Walters warn, marijuana is bad because it leads to things that are even worse. It's a neat theory, easy to sell. The problem is, scientists keep poking holes in it -- the two new studies being are just the mo
Virtual Tour Software
Does anyone know of any Virtual tour software. I need to get ahold of one. -c
Midget Love
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"
Please dont turn Not this far into it No matter how hard it gets Please stick through it I need to know you're by myside Helping me through it all Please dont worry I will be alright Just need to sort things out Please know the truth About how I feel And how much you mean Please understand You are special In ever way Please dont give up on me
I'm not sure what the hell is going on though I've got some pains on my right side an it hurts like hell, maybe the kidneys or something... Just may go to the doctor to see if it doesn't go away soon!!!!
Things Got Ya Down????
Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These ............................ In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part- time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
why does love have to be so difficult??? All i want to do is find that special someone... its so hard to find that perfect one anymore!~* just seems like all guys want anymore is peice of ass and thats it. well i want love i just dont want sex. i wanna guy that knows how to treat their girl. i guy that loves bein around his girl,having fun,cuddling,bein romatic. but no its so hard to find the perfect one.!~* LOVE SUX!~*
For Every...
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it. ~ by Ivan Panin ~
You Wont
You wont Ever be alone Because I will always be here You wont Ever have to hide Because I will always be by your side You wont Ever lose me Unless you want me gone You wont Ever hurt me Unless you try to You wont Ever have to choose Until you are ready to You wont Ever really know Until I have a chance to show
wow last night my feelings got the best of me and I thought I lost him. but we talked it out and know that things are going to be okay with us we are really confused with how this can be happeneing. how do you care for two people so much at the same time. I think talking to him last night really helped me a lil because now I know its not just a dream and that Im not going to wake up one day to find that none of the feelings I have are shared. Our feelings are totally mutual even if we cant really express them all we have an understanding that no other could possibly understand at the moment. If you ever have that one person who just means so much to you that it seems too good to be true dont let them slip away. Say something to them, the worst that can happen is the feeling wont be mutual but you never know it just might be. And if you are meant to be with them you will be!
Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at
My Path
Suddenly my heart feels lighter full of sunshine smiles and laughter,someone had filled me with sadness now that is behind me. For now my path I walk alone I need no one to define me,strong woman with a wild temper like my eyes part of my heritage why try to be different? Tsalagi I was born,Tsalagi I will die I would not change it if I could,today to myself I make a promise just be who and what I am. Trust again in my ancestors find the road that I should follow,each must make their own choice to take what you have and be happy. Life is not fair and never promised to be but I do not have to live with dark clouds over me,each day I will take and be glad I get the chance to say goodmorning. So many only see the bad things and suffer more than they have to,reach out to another share your sorrow and your troubles they will then seem lighter to you. While you still have a friend to talk to before you drive them all away,it would be truely a sad thing to face your
The Five Variable Love Test
I don't agree with all of this, but a lot is true. Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is low. You see love as a gift that you should give to many. It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time... Let alone one person for the rest of your life! Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know yo
Are You Right Or Left Brained?
You Are 70% Left Brained, 30% Right Brained The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Ode To Miami.
Name it. Without the use of Google....Impress me. the fire dies on its own leaving us to ourselves but not exactly alone I think that something is out there waiting anticipation has grown the air as black as can be can't even see that my hand is in front of me I'm overhearing a whisper "they won't escape until the blood is set free" so turn back the silence is deafening turn back don't let them see you again they make the rounds at the midnight hour and on the clock it's just a minute away so we're hours awake and our only mistake is we bleed and the hunger for the living helps them hunt it with the greatest of ease now I'm finding my friends hanging from trees, made a bed of a barbed wire fence I'm on the loose with my neck in the noose but hey... I enjoy the intense turn back the silence is deafening turn back don't let them see you again they make the rounds at the midnight hour and on the clock it's just a minute away so we're hours awake an
You Are
you are the last drink i ever should have drunk you are the body hidden in the trunk you are the habit i can't seem to kick you are the secrets on the front page every week you are the car i never should have bought you are the dream i never should have thought you are the mirror that makes me hide my face you are the person that makes me see my hate
Mother, What another month had done to me. Staring through your white-walls and listening to you sing, and hiding out here has certainly been sweet. With your rock candy roses, sugar babies, heroin, and weed.
What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.
A Heart Remembers
A Heart Remembers There is always a place in my heart For you, of which memories are sweet They are buried treasures in a chest That is in a scared place where only A thought of you does abide. There is always a place by my side For only by distance its put aside I know our love will rise on time Moreover, time can hardly hide My heart truly remembers The fire and burning embers Of a love so strong as ours From all this I can tell you that The warmth of your kiss and The goodness of your heart is The only thing I want and desire Truly, a heart remembers and never Forgets the love and happiness it feels
Iran Target Of Us Gulf Military Moves, Gates Says 15 Jan 2007
Iran target of US Gulf military moves, Gates says 15 Jan 2007 Increased US military activity in the Gulf is aimed at Iran's "very negative" behaviour, the Bush administration said today. The defence secretary, Robert Gates, told reporters that the decision to deploy a Patriot missile battalion and a second aircraft carrier to the Gulf in conjunction with a "surge" of troops in Iraq was designed to show Iran that the US was not "overcommitted" in Iraq.,,1990962,00.html
Jesus Bro
i am with the greatest man alive we are very happy and i have a kid that is so great i cant even put it into words how great she is my life is going good
Dreaming Of You
When I close my eyes I dream of you. Can't sleep at night 'cause I wanna be with you. Don't want to live, don't want to cry Without you by my side. When I go to sleep at night I ask God to make my days bright. I know he will do it - I know it is true. Because he knows I only want to be with you. I hear your voice inside my head. I can imagine us together again. I know it will happen - I know it is true; Because I asked God if I can be with you. I see you and I together again; Holding hands and feeling the pain. What a beautiful feeling - I wish it were true. But I am only dreaming - dreaming of you.
What Disney Princess Are You?
What Disney Princess are you? BelleYou see past the bad things in people. You also don't settle for someone who is below your standards. You care about your education and you love your family. It takes a lot to win your heart, but once someone does they can count on you to be loyal. Take this test
A Dying Heart
The sound of a shattering heart is like glass breaking into a thousand pices. It shatters so easy from the pain one has caused. The blood spills like there is nothing holding it back anymore. The love fades as the heart slowly gives out, slowly killing the person. The heart breaks even more with every thought, every pain, every sorrow, and every scare that has been left on it. The blood spills faster as the heart gives out even more, soon creating a puddle to dark to even see what's under it. The heart gives out with nothing left to live for. Stiches can hold it togather but it wouldn't keep alive. The heart gives out cause there is nothing and it does not want live there for killing the person with itself. The heart dies and along with all its memories of love, pain, and sorrow that it has been through. The heart dies only to eventually be forgotten in the sands of time. The sound of a shattering heart is like glass breaking.
~love Hurts Sometimes~
Her head is down, Face to the wind, And she walks with determined steps. Early this morning her whole world fell apart, And now she needs some time to see what’s left. -Who is it who knows the emptiness, Brought on when love departs without warning, And takes with them all that you are; For you trusted, Because that’s what you thought love was about, And you gave the best of all that you are, And thought that you were getting it in return, And even if it wasn’t everything that you had hoped for, It was still the best it could be, Or so you thought, Until this morning, When love walked unexpectedly out the door. Now there is no equilibrium, And that’s why her steps are determined. Coat collar upturned against the wind, Sunglasses so they won’t ask questions. She has a gaping hole, Where her heart used to be, And maybe that’s why it’s so hard to breathe. He’s gone, And she knows he’s not coming back. The promises - J
The rain that is falling, comes from my eyes, As it covers the world below. I'm trying to understand why this is, The path fate chose to go. I thought that maybe, this just might be, The love I've been looking for. I guess I was wrong, how could I have thought, That someone would consider me more. I thought someday, that just maybe, Someone would treat me as such. But once again, I thought wrong, How could I have figured as much. I've given up, this time I learned, That for me, love just doesn't work. I guess I'll never find a guy, Who doesn't act like a fucking jerk.
I Hate You
I hate you You have torn my world apart I hate you You stole from me what wasn’t yours to take I hate you You laugh as I fell into the darkness of hell I hate you Your silence betrayed me in the hardest of ways I hate you You hold my heart in your hand I hate you You hide from me and cast me out I hate you You poured salt in the open wound I hate you You left me and loneliness filled my world I hate you But most of all I hate you because I love you
Violence And Women.
Aight so im chillin and like "face down" comes on. And i just wanna write. Real men dont hit/hurt women. Cowards do. Women are to be loved and respected, not abused or objectified. I once went after one of my good friends because i thought he hit a girl, turns out it was just a big misunderstanding, so you can imagine what i would do to the average joe. There is no excuse for it and if a girl ever comes to me and says you roughed her up in anyway, in the words of dane cook, "I'll fucking kill you", and it will be painful, trust me. Yeah and dont cheat or belittle them either. And treat them right for god sakes. Even the bad ones deserved to be treated right. yeah ok im off my soapbox now.;-}
Blissfully Cold
Blissfully Cold Winter Lays her White blanket Her nippy breath chills to the bone Lover and I make wild passionate love by fire as Winter howls through the morning sky As I feast delightfully on The Goddess's Tender Moist Sex Her body on fire Her source of inspiration gives thought Let's go outside HUh but its so cold Mama wants what Mama Wants takign me hand leading me otu into the cold There we are Covered by WInters blanket and breath Our bodies starngely warm, Yet hardened by the chill of cold Totally raw and determined Goddess sat at picnic tables edge Her big Seyx legs drapped on my shoulders My tongue at work, playing a loving tune on her tender Sex Winter's cold could not stop The rgaing sexual heat we created Snow melted aorund us As i so expertly tongue massaged her moist labias Lips wrapped warmly aorund her pleasure button Mama layed back, massaging her breasts her Sexy Wolf moans piercing the air The SUmmit of Mount Ecstacy
Goddess Is Alive
Goddess is Alive She is Queen of all she surveys rests inside every woman She powerful, Grand Creatress She is loving, sensual, she is you you are her Sexual prowess to move Mountains Seas speak of her glory The Earth quakes announcing her pressence To be one with the Goddess To Gain her mysterys To serve her as priest and Lover Is to Live in eternity
Ya Ok!
I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitchin, great hair! The boys all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not! I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate the school! Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest! I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo! I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore! We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed! you hate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!
Texas Telephone Poll
Subject: Latest Texas telephone poll > > >The latest telephone poll taken by the office > of the Governor > >of Texas asked whether people who live in > Texas think illegal > >immigration is a serious problem: > > > >A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a > serious > >problem." > > > >B) 65% of respondents answered: "No es una > problema serio."
Blonde Joke
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Just Writing And Nothing Special
Turmoil in the tempest swirls Chaos rains and confusion hurls None do know the souls dark side Before it all would run and hide Afraid of the ugly face of sin We know it for it lives within Every soul and every heart Not for most our favored part The selfish side we all possess Never free of even if we confess For the choice is what sets us above When we refuse hate and cherish love When we do what is true and right Then we become children of the light We live in peace with in the storm Make the world better and change it’s form In this way we make life so great It is an easy choice why let it wait For to live happy, joyous and free Just let go of the world and follow me Do unto others as you want done unto you In this way we make this world brand new By R, Thomas Dinsmore
Top Ten Reasons Why Women Reject Men And What They Really Mean
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) .....and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
What's Your State Motto?
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas Lituracy Ain't Everythang. California By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut Like Massachusetts, only smaller. Delaware We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills. Georgia We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free < /STRONG> Iowa We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana < STRONG>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That
Time For Bed
Well cherries it's been a very successful day and I hope to see you guys tomarrow. Don't forget to come check out my page and ive posted some new pictures for you guys to check out. Holla atcha boy!
What's Your Celebrity Baby Name?
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is... Kitten Moon What's Your Celebrity Baby Name?
Hey Friends!!!
- Get Your Own
Leave The Pieces When You Go
This Blog is dedicated to a guy friend of mine and I am sure he knows who he is. I love you very much and I value your friendship but I know I am not what you need and you deserve so much better. You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go Baby it ain't fair you know To just keep me hangin' 'round You say you don't wanna hurt me Don't want to see my tears So why are you still standing here Just watching me drown [Chorus] And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road There's nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go You can drag out the heartache Baby you can make it quick Really get it over with And just let me move on Don't concern yourself With this mess you've left for me I can clean it up, you see Just as long as you're gone [Chorus] You not making up your mind Is killing me and wasting time I n
Meet The Wretched
Meet the wretched - It's calling, calling - - So, you're bored and you're sitting - Your soul is fitting - Let's go to town and meet the wretched - I hear, they say, night time is calling - The sky is falling - Let's go to town and meet the wretched - Every time we go to town we're taking what they're giving - Let's go downtown and take a drink, we're taking shit from no one - - To fight to win to gain ground, gain ground - To kick up dust and gain ground, gain ground - To fight to win to gain ground, gain ground - Come and meet the - Come and meet the wretched tonight - - So you're bored, of home you tire - Then let's conspire - Let's go downtown and meet the wretched - See, I told you, it's what we desire - All Hell fire - Let's go downtown and meet the wretched - Every time we go to town we're taking what they're giving - Let's go downtown and take a drink, we're taking shit from no one - - To fight to win to gain ground, gain ground - To kick up dust and gain ground, gain gr
Who Do I Look Like?
I've been figuring out and wondering who I look like? You can vote down below. Who Do I look like? Thanks and have a nice day. --Xonus ;)
Staying Young
Staying Young Oral Roberts The psalmist was rejoicing in the Lord when he wrote, [God] fills my life with good things! My youth is renewed like the eagle’s! (Psalm 103:5 tlb). Yes, our bodies will deteriorate, but our minds and spirits are to remain strong. God teaches us to get rid of our old fogey ideas and philosophies and get into the mainstream of faith and trust in God. The time will come for you to go home to be with God. But until then there can be a vigor of your mind, a glory in your spirit, a fire burning in your heart, and love blowing like a wind in your soul. Whatever your age, look up in the morning, let the sun shine on your face, and believe that something good is going to happen to you! My Declaration of Faith for Today My strength is renewed day by day as I walk with God.
I Like This
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the wo
George Strait - Baby Your Baby Lyrics
All you know it all lovers better heed some advice, If you're bad to your baby, you'd better think twice. Love don't come easy, love ain't blind. You've got to show her you love her, morning and night, Be there for her just to make things right. Make her believe till there ain't a doubt in her mind. [Chorus:] Better baby your baby with a love that's strong, Hold her and tell her you'll never do wrong. Better baby your Baby, 'cause if you don't One day your baby'll be gone. Don't let her get lonely, don't make her cry, Don't take her for granted, don't tell her a lie. Bring her red roses when she's blue. Give her the best of what you've got to give, You'll be together as long as you live, Better baby your Baby, she'll baby you.
A Soldiers Girlfriend
A soldiers girlfriend, what can I say, to comfort this woman who's mans gone away She sits by the phone and wills it to ring Terrified and excited by the news it may bring The phone doesn't ring, no cards in the mail There's no one to help her down this trail The wives have support on every Post But where are her friends when she needs them most? Wonderful advice from those friends who don't know About loving a man and watching him go: "Quit all that moping, it can't be that bad I don't understand how you could be so sad You have the freedom to do as you choose So why are you trembling as you watch the news?" She closes her eyes and fights back the tears Then takes a deep breath to calm all her fears He fights for his country and people in need To free from Oppression and hatred and greed He fights for their lives yet they can't understand Why she misses his smile and the touch of his hand He chose his career, she gave him her heart To have when together and when they're apart She had
Drama Part 2
I volunteer and when I volunteer the same 3 assclowns (who got promoted from fraudlent reasons) love to cause waves. Especially one, who is mentally incompatent! A Bubba Gump.
My Heart Lies Here
Sorry to disappoint some of you guys but my heart belongs to a wonderful guy who works for the York County Sheriff's Department. We have been seeing each other now for 7 months. I hope that you will still be my friends. I hope you all understand!! Thanks for being my cherrytap friends, family and fans!
Wake Up!
Good Morning...Gimme Cake!!! And who are my crushes???hmm?? TELL ME!!
When Katie Couric's Head Explodes...
Your Pizza is Ready! South Bend, IND- Thieves are stealing oven doors, repackaging them in Wal-Mart boxes and selling them on the street as flat screen TVs. The asking price- which includes a power cord and remote control- is $500, although the crooks can reportedly be haggled down to $250. "If your going to buy something from someone, make sure you open it first," advised Leann Day, whose boyfriend brought home an oven door for the living room. "Especially if your not buying it from the store."
With Great Sadness..
My friend Brian passed on last night after a courageous battle with dreaded lung cancer.. Rest in peace my friend.... Til I see you again, keep picking and singing those sweet song's in Heaven... Sweet man this is for you... Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts And we are never, ever the same. Thank you for being a friend and Im grateful your suffering is over though I will miss you so!! ~Jackie~
What Gender Is Your Brain?
Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain?
I don't know what's going on, but lately I feell like I've been going through a big change. It's hard to explain, but I feel different/ It may be from gettin older, but i do feel depressed at the same time.
So, How Did You Break Your Arm?
Subject: Fw: So, How did you break your arm? :-) Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were perfect...12 below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me when we're having fun" kind of day. One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that he was sure there was relief waiting at the top of the lift in the form of a powder room for female skiers in distress. He was wrong, of course, and the pain did not go away. If you've ever had nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below doesn't help matters. With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that sinc
One Flaw In A Woman..
ONE FLAW IN WOMEN By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything With only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the
Pleasure God's gift to everyone. Keep your sexual appetite strong If you want to enjoy a happy life Always give the love of your life Kisses sweeter than wine You will enjoy Pleasure
Always Haunts You
Don't know why I am writing this down, just feel I have to I guess. Don't you just hate those bad memories in your life which no matter how hard you, can't get rid of and you can never stop blaming yourself for.....people tell you to let them go and not blame yourself but you never truely can. And the simplest things will spark up the memory. I'm sorry for even bringing this up, just one of those moments. Gonna head off now, try and get my mind thinking straight. The past can be a great ally or your worst enemy
Crossed Out.
The future has got me worried, such awful thoughts. My head is a carousel of pictures. The spinning never stops. I just want someone to walk in front and I'll follow the leader. Like when I fell under the weight of a schoolboy crush. Started carrying her books and doing lots of drugs. I almost forgot who I was, but came to my senses. Now I'm tryin' to be assertive. I'm making plans. Wanna rise to the occasion, yeah meet all of their demands. But all I do is just lay in bed and hide under the covers. I know I should be brave but I'm just too afraid of all this change.And it's too hard to focus through all this doubt. I keep making these "To Do" lists but nothing gets crossed out. Working on this blog seems pointless now. When the world ends, who's gonna read it? But Im tryin' and take some comfort in written words, yeah Kev I read your blog and it's better than good. When you get off tour I think we should hang and black out together. Because I've been feeling sentimental for days gone
Intimate Thievery
I haven't blogged in a while but how's this for an interesting topic. What better way to kick off the new year right? I thought of this earlier today at work and it kinda concerned me a little. At work today this fine ass lil' Mexican chick came in asking for service on her car. I tried to keep as professional as I could while helping her out but all the while I was there thinking about all the possibilities with this girl. Only one issue though: She's married and has a kid. Still, the thought of having her was present for the moment. One of the thoughts that crossed my mind was, "He better not fuck up because if he strikes out, I'm on deck like a left fielder on Steroids swinging 3 bats and if I steal home base I'm gon' run off with his girl!" People, Why do we do stuff like that? A long time ago I learned that women outnumber men 3 to 1 meaning there's plenty of women to choose from. With that in mind, why is it that with all the women to choose from, we as men choose to persue w
How Well Do You Know The Bible?
How well do you know the Bible? Bible ExpertWell, we know our stuff don't we? Nicely done! We could possibly be a Sunday School teacher, or small group leader. Take this test
i just spent the last hour doing my hair all sweet like. and im done but i have no camera to show it off. kinda bummed. i wont lie. black 14inch extensions and a bunch of 6inch pink extension highlights is basically what it is, but it looks sweet trust.
Just A Dreamer
Freedoms Death Stagnation holds me in it’s grasp Icy hands around my throat are clasp Dragging me down into the mire Burning my hopes upon the pyre Destined to walk the world at hand To never find home within this land To see things with eyes that are too clear To know the loss of freedom through fear Minds that recoil from the challenge to live For security away their freedoms they give And thus the demon in power does grow Till all too late do the masses then know Trapped in constriction and lost in this style See them goose step and hear them scream hiel Glare at those who voice their opposition The land is now sick beyond need of physician Terror has won and a way of life killed Done in by deceit and those in politics skilled Who turn a phrase and twist the meaning of word Till none are sure of what it is they have heard The price is too great and the losses be grieved It is the fault of our own that we were deceived For ours is to question the actions of
Nights & Friends
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1. name? 2. age? 3. height and weight? 4. where do u live? 5. do u think i'm hot? 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? 7. what do u like to do on a date? 8. if i made a move on u, what would u do? 9. would u hold my hand? 10. would u kiss me? 11. tongue or no tongue? 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? 13. would u want to have sex with me? 14. do u want to now? 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. 19. would u seriously be interested in me? 20. if so, can i call you and if yes leave ur phone number.... 21. will u repost so i can fill out for you?
100 Questions
1. Do you sleep with your wardrobe doors open or closed? i dont have a wardrobe 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? yes 3. Have you ever \'done it\' in a hotel room? lol no 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? does a \'wet floor\' sign count? 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? occasionally 6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? a big bear.. so i can flash it!! lmao 9. Do you always smile for pictures? sometimes, but when i do, they turn out crappy.. i don\'t like posing for the camera 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? fake people 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? lol i do sometimes 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes 14. Do you ever dance even if there\'s no music playing? yes 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? no 16. Ever tal
And You Are...?
And You Are...? (Really fun-to-do, random survey!)When was the last time you got drunk?:never actually gotten drunk What's your favorite style of socks?:lol umm i dunno One big gift or a bunch of little gifts?:doesn't matter Have you ever thrown a pair of shoes on a telephone pole wire outside?:lol no i'm not ghetto! When is your birthday?:july 5, 1986 Who's your best friend?:Allen Do you like energy drinks?:Sobe rocks When was the last time you went to a carnival or a fair?:oh wow.. ummm i don't remember really.. last year some time Do you like upside down rollercoasters?:sometimes lol Have you ever witnessed/been in a wet t-shirt contest?:lol no Hotdogs or hamburgers?:hotdogs What's your favorite kind of chips?:dunno Have you ever twisted up a swing and then untwisted it and spun around?:yessss What was your favorite contraption at a playground when you were a kid?:swings! What's a helix lucorum?:a snail! What's your favorite aquatic creature?:turtle Who's the best teacher in your s
Lets Do This!
Ok all....this is the fun section of my blogs....if i post somehting ans your read it or check it out, at least entertain me and have some fun with the blogs....LOL respond to the quizes or serveys....!
Nail's for eye's they give me sight, pierced through my brain jammed in so tight. The pain of rust that's filling my head, hanging around to make certain when dead. So, with this hammer I have pointed and raised, I say nail's I've made a new friend today.
Do Not Mess With A Woman
>> >> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per >> = >> hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across >> at = >> her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty >> = >> years, but I want a divorce." >> >> >> >> The wife says nothing, >> Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 >> = >> mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out >> = >> of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best = >> friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." >> Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly >> >> and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the >> house," he says insistently.. >> Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. >> 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit >> >> cards and the boat!" >> The car slowly starts veering towards
Again, I Am Not Allowed To Feel
Why is it that so many of my friends are mad because I am upset about losing a certain someone? A few people have told me I am nuts, I shouldnt be this upset, or that they wanna knock some sense in to me. I let him go and i am miserable. What the hell else do they want from me??? I have NEVER been this broken in my life. My split from my husband wasn't nearly this painful. I don't understand it really. I am a strong person who usually doesnt allow herself to get knocked down this far. I have walls. Big, strong walls that no one is allowed to penetrate. One person happened to have a fucking cannon and blew the whole thing apart. Now, I have to take down the shattered walls, and put up new ones. I don't want to have to do that! How can someone tell you that you are their dream girl. You are the best thing that has happened to them since their kids were born. You are perfect and wonderful, then the next minute they have "trust" issues and are all of a sudden commitment phobic. I don't
My Kiss
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
Sad Song
I think of only one person when I hear this song, it takes ALOT to hold back the tears that want to fall cuz of the way I fell. Nickelback - Far Away This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore One my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I wont give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I do
It's Whatever
It's gettin old being alone and not knowin what to do. I have been getting really down lately and I don't know if it is because I'm sick and I like to be pamper when I'm sick, or what. But right now I'm listening to Behind Blues eyes the Limp Bizkit Version over and over and thinking how tired that I am that I'm not with someone and how alone. I mean how sad is that? I use to be the one who loved being single and you know told guys to fuck off only wanted them when I wanted them. Now its the other way around. What happen to that picture? I have bein single for almost 3 years now and that is 3 years of what I thought I was just havin fun and trying to figure myself out, but I think I only messed up doin that. About two years ago I use to see this guy only when he called me and nothing more and I like it like that and we never talked about or lives or nothing and it went on for a year like that and I was really deep down fine with that intel one day he told me he was falling for me and I
Sleepin Position
What Your Sleeping Position Says You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations. What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
Did You Call For Me?
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blond walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The
Last Day On Job Gift
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied s
Pimp Ur Dad Up
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom says, "Why?" The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Slippery Doorknob
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse.'' The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?'' ''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
Here's a story I'd like to tell about getting stoned, blazed or high as hell. It begins on the first day of school, on my senior year when weed was a tool. My smoke bud and me, loved to blaze, passing the days on a smelly daze. and of course this day couldn't differ so we ditched school to smoke reefer. We drove up and down the streets, being rowdy and mean taking pipe hits, laughing and pointing at everybody through weed smoke and eyes that were bloody. I was high and ready for more, when my passenger began to snore!! I got mad and dropped him off home, and broke taking hits that blasted my dome. That day while high I made up my mind to never again smoke him up being kind... "The only smokers on my list are me, myself, and I!" I hissed. Yet getting high by myself was no fun, sometimes I felt like wanting to run. cuz without Slick Rick it wasn't the same (yeah that's his name, and yeah it is lame). I missed my bud and wanted to smoke, s
The Parrots!
The Parrots! A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible." "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. "My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she
Will You Ever Learn?
So what’s the point in all of this? When you will never change The days have past The weather’s changed Should I be sorry? Could I be sorry? I did it all for you Hoping you would see Your eyes are dull, your hands are clenched Are we ready? But you think about yourself Only but yourself But what about… Un-lonely nights, romantic moments The love What about them Throw it all away You know me well You know it’s wrong Then what is it you feel? You hide behind those perfect smiles It won’t fool me because you already did But you think about yourself Only but yourself But what about… Un-lonely nights, romantic moments The love What about them Throw it all away The perfect dates, the sweetest kisses What about them Throw it all away
Heart Song
What is this I'm feeling? From oh so far away That has captured my heart In an oh so subtle way. I have never felt it Quite this way before So quietly soothing My emotional core. Something it's different Somehow I know What I am feeling Is starting to show. Passionate stirrings From deep down inside Feelings I've longed for No longer can hide. Where can I run to? Oh where can I hide? Nowhere my dear Lord I've already tried. The wall I had built Is crumbling fast Real or imagined How long can it last? Come be my heart song Let two beat as one Our hearts together Will rise like the sun.
One Of My Faves
New Pics
Put some new pics of my son in my family folder. Was going through some over the weekend and found him playing in leaves, and the first fish he caught.
The Art Of Kissing
Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes. Eyelid Kiss - While your partner is resting/sleeping with eyes closed, very very gently kiss the spot right below their browbone. A very intim
Mall Stickiness
So I'm sitting at the mall minding my own business when this security guard comes up to me and starts giving me grief with the "you can't be naked here" and "why are you naked?" and "GOOD GOD FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE CRAZY NAKED MAN!" Damn the Man.
"the Yellow Rose"
How Rich We Are
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son a nswered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our fo
I Love You All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi I’m five, and I’m waiting for my daddy to come home. He’s at war, and I really do adore my daddy, and I miss him very much. I remember the last time I see him. It was last December. I keep hearing on the news about daddies not coming back. I wish I knew for a fact my daddy was coming back. Just this morning to men in arm suits came to are front door. My mommy started crying, and I don’t know why. I wish I did. She came to me and said “daddy was okay” I knew that was a lie. Why would she cry? She told me the truth and all I could think about is why my daddy had to die.
Let's Hear It For Australia
Gee, I hope this doesn't offend anyone--NOT! Wish the U.S. could muster up the same amount of backbone. . . this is true, BTW. I SNOPED it. Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on national television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there ar
Where Should You Spend Your Summer?
You Should Spend Your Summer in the City You're a trooper, and the summer heat doesn't really get to you. So you rather stay in the city, where you can sip iced lattes and go to midnight movies. Forget the beach! You rather be where the good restaurants and stores are. Where Should You Spend Your Summer?
Look At Me
Never posted a blog on here before, but what the fuck.....Life has been fucked up lately...for those who actually know me, you know that that is no suprise. Been fighting with my soon to be ex-husband and his bitch ass pregnant girlfriend. This bitch has e-mailed me talking trash on my disabled son and how her unborn child is so much better than my boy because her baby is and will be normal and healthy (when mine isn't) And my stupid ex didn't even stand up for our son. Wow...I get to explain to my son that his father is a loser who doesn't care about his child. But its all good. I don't need Jeremy in my life or in Chris's life either. Personally, I sat down and thought about it all and I had a revelation. I do not plan on being with anyone for a long time...if ever even. I don't want to share my son, and my son has made it clear that he doesn't want to share me as well. I've realized that I am enjoying being a single mother very much as opposed to being in a relationship.
At Least One?
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd Fuck you." YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. repost this as "Fuck or Pass" Don't be a bitch and not re-post it
O.k. people look if ya'll need em that bad come on by my page an rate my shit, I'm sure it'll set ya for awhile on have 371 pics and 184 vid's 25 jokes plus 2 surveys an 27 dunno's... Yeah been a little busy, anyways have fun with it.
State Of The Un-union
can we say trained chimps? Anything Bush says, they stand and applaud...
Anyone Out There?
well im just sitting here waiting for anyone to talk to me. anyone please?
Flu Oh Noez!
So we have the flu...its going to be a miserable weekend. I hope everyone else is healthy. Ya ever see the MadTV where big bird gets bird flu?
This Was Submitted By Casually Insane!
I was surfing along and somehow it logged me into SeaMonkey's account. I didn't mess with anything on your profile bro. I just wrote this as prove that I was in. Maybe its because we are on the same network, but this shouldn't happen at all. Each of our computers should log in seperately to the site. Keep this up for a while so I can notify Mike, the site owner.
The Answer....
... to anyone who saw my blog yesterday asking you to guess who I drank with, ONE person answered me right. So here's the cover again: and the correct answer was: He isn't as innocent as he looks. ;)
You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This
I've got a funny feeling The moment that your lips touched mine Something shot right through me My heart skipped a beat in time There's a different feel about you tonight It's got me thinkin' lots of crazy things I even think I saw a flash of light It felt like electricity You shouldn't kiss me like this Unless you mean it like that Cause I'll just close my eyes And I won't know where I'm at We'll get lost on this dance floor Spinnin' around And around And around And around They're all watchin' us now They think we're falling in love They'd never believe we're just friends When you kiss me like this I think you mean it like that If you do baby kiss me again Everybody swears we make the perfect pair But dancing is as far as it goes Girl you've never moved me quite The way you moved me tonight I just wanted you to know I just wanted you to know You shouldn't kiss me like this Unless you mean it like that Cause I'll just close my eyes And I won't
Welcome To The 2007 Ncaa Basketball Tournament Pool
Thank you for taking time to check out my blog. And for the past 10-11 years or so, I run a small office pool for the NCAA Basketball Tournament every March. And I'm always looking for additional people who would like to play it every year. There was 72 entries last two years, but before that the number of people entered had risen every year up till last year. But I thought I would go a different route this year & try this here on Cherry Tap. The new website for the pool isn't officially up as of yet, but if you like to view last year's site, you can go to: Over the years, I have tried to make the site a little better every year. I have installed a online entry form for the picks & a link to PayPal for anyone who like to pay online for their picks. The new site will hopefully provide you with needed information to not only make it easier for you to enter the pool, but maybe provide some great info along the way as well. What I'd like you to do for
Bo Ho Not 1 Crush !!!!!!!!
well my sexy cherry friends, fans, and family its been just over 2 weeks ago i gave my first crush away and wanted to let you all know that im very sad as ever since CT started these i have not had 1 and must say im very sad is it because no one loves me...... please reach deep in your hearts and spare me just a little crush xxx
Yeah? Do You Want Some?
I found this Blog here and had no idea what it was for! Sexiest Ass? Why? I dunno anyway so.... This could be you and I Do you have the sexiest ass? That is the question. I'll be the judge of that with my 5 point assessment, world reknowned for being the most accurate "nobby give bum squeezy = stiffy test"
Things To Remember When You Have Sex
Pool tables = rug burn hood of the car can be really hot the cloth on the alter at church slides slivers are harder to get out in more interesting places You get yelled at for it on an airplane it is possible but can be difficult on a moving motorcycle pine needles and sand stick to everything Champange bubbles tickle water is not a good lubricant(hot tubs) hotel headboards are not bolted on well crows and trains make great interuptions Laughing during can be fun but finishing is difficult when laughing Videos and pictures mean evidence that can be used against you Shower rods don't support much weight massage oil conducts electricity piercings are great grass = grass stains have a spare key for everything have a locksmiths number on speed dial keep wire cutters and bolt cutters in the room A HAND SHAKE IS ONLY A HAND SHAKE SEX CAN BE ONLY SEX know your limits and push them Try something new Will continue this late
Strollin' Up To The Bar...
...ordering up a lemon meringue martini and lettin' it rip. I'm a 36 yr old wife and mother of three. My husband, Seraphyim, is in the Army. We live in Colorado Springs, CO where I run a mobile DJ/Karaoke service (Diva Does Karaoke), predominantly for the soldiers who serve on Fort Carson. By day, I stay at home and home-school my children. I love blogging ( and I love shopping (got two closets full of shoes to prove it). My husband and I have been together for 9 yrs and married for 7. I have lived in Colorado for 11 years. I don't have much else to say right now, so I'll finish my drink and be on my way.
A Wave Of Passionate Tears
I been left alone again this evening with the intensity of my feelings. As I wipe away my tears creating a blurred vision I feel that I am not the only one in this room......Maybe I am not even in this room, there is a good possibilty that I am the one in a different room. IN any case my life has taken a drastic change of pace. Never in all this world did I expect to possess som much of the beautiful emotions I once dreamed of. My lingering need to up and ditch and leave here grows stronger and stronger everyday...My heart is not here....It is far from here. I have a new reason to wake sing....and to speak. Daily I am left wondering and waiting for a man's return. I miss him more every minute that he is gone. HOw can this be? How did this happen? Why all of the sudden the one thing I have waited for has arrived....Its seems so real, but almost too good to be true. I have softened to the point of giving everything I have away to be in the arms of a blue eyed a
Boogers Am Yuck.
I hate my glass desk. You have no idea how much I hate it. There are no words for the hatred I feel for this damn glass desk. My left shoe is untied and this desk will not hide it.
Death Of A Good Man
Death of a passionate public servant Saddened public figures from here to Albany praise his devotion to helping those in need Thursday, January 25, 2007 By TOM WROBLESKI ADVANCE POLITICAL EDITOR Assemblyman John Lavelle, 57, the Staten Island Democratic Party chairman and resolute advocate for education, whose gruff exterior belied his deep compassion for those in need, died last night, after suffering a massive stroke Friday. Lavelle (D-North Shore), a four-term state lawmaker from West Brighton who was first elected in 2000, died at 10:20 p.m. in Richmond University Medical Center, West Brighton, according to Marlene Markoe-Boyd, a spokeswoman for Lavelle's family. His family was with him. The assemblyman would have turned 58 tomorrow. Lavelle was a member of the state organ donor registry; his organs were immediately taken for donation. "He ended his life the way he lived it," said a statement from his three sons, John, Christopher and Daniel. "He was alwa
Self Love ~ My Own Words ~ As I See It
»-(¯`v´¯)-» What is self luv? My definition is ~ Luv that is directed towards the many aspects of yourself, i.e., our feelings, emotions, actions, physical body (the way in which we see our own image), and etc.. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Some ppl. don't know how to luv themselves, simple because they can't separate certain other states from the word luv; they get other things all twisted up in the mix.. For example..... »-(¯`v´¯)-» 1) Vanity ~ Some people feel they should be luved because they are beautiful. Vanity is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2) Narcissism ~ Some people are obsessed with themselves, forgetting to give unconditional luv to others. Narcissism is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» 3) Selfishness ~ The selfish person has the above characteristics as well as greediness. Selfishness is not self luv. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Self luv increases our ability to luv other people. When you luv certain aspects of self, you start to luv the same aspects in other people. If you luv your assertiven
Ian Bernardo
I laughed sooooooooo much
Music Video La Tortura (remix)
Shakira Music Video Codes Now Playing: Shakira - La Tortura (Remix) Brought you by: Music Codes
Road Trip
Well the time has come for me to go to the coast once again.... YEA!!! I do like to take little road trips turn up some great music, light it up and enjoy the drive.... It makes me happy to get out and on the road.... Well it is South for now, maybe I can go North next time...
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKateK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then
Chatrooms Part 5
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like? Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from smells funny. Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me? Wellhung: OK Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge. Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat. Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest. Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling. Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly. Wellhung:
What Kind Of Person Are You? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic Or Nice?)
You scored as mean. Your mean. Please rate my quiz!mean94%Shy69%Nice31%Immature25%Fun25%Outgoing19%Dramatic6%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with
~~see How Simple Life Can Be~~
Okay, here's the plan: Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies. In three generations, there will be no Democrats!!! Man, I love it when a plan comes together!
Cunk It's my new word. Funny one i've just seen. Suits my presence fine. Means to be restless. A lack of sleep. I collapse with tiredness. I . Cunked . out .
D-generation X July Barbeque
The best dx party i ever seen before
Mother / Father Contest
I entered a picture of my husband and his son into the Parent/Child contest. If you have a chance, would you please go and vote for them? It ends in one week. The most comments wins! Thanks! Yes, comment bombing is allowed. 1st = Diamond ring for woman & Rolex for men 2nd= Earrings for woman & Platinum Cherry for men 3rd= Woman & Men =1doz roses and Romantic Dinner
Q & A
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? L:isa 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? one on my belly, and one on the heel of my foot 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Mr. Macintosh. I still love you! 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Yes definately. I remember the guy was Dan and he blue bangs, only blue bangs. For someone with ONLY blue bangs, he sure was an arrogant ass, you would think a haircut that ugly would be humbling. 5. What body part do you wash first? My whole torso area. 6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? If there aren't seat covers, yeah. 7. What's the strangest talent you have? I can do this!! Oh? you couldn't see? ... Too bad for you! 8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? an innie. thank god. 9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles? Isn't there a ranch because i assume that would be my favorite 10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? Yes, and yes. 11. What was the la
Homer On Weed!
A Women Bends Over Me
I am alive and exact. I have no preconceptions. Whatever I see I swallow immediately just as it is, unmisted by love or dislike. I am not cruel, only truthful- the eye of a little god, four-cornered. Most of the time I meditate on the opposite wall. It is pink, with speckles. I have looked at it so long I think it is a part of my heart. But it flickers. Faces and darkness separate us over and over. Now I am a lake. A women bends over me, searching my reaches for what she really is. Then she turns to those liars, the candles or the moon. I see her back, and reflect it faithfully. She rewards me with tears and an agitation of hands. I am important to her. She comes and goes. Each morning it is her face that replaces the darkness in me she has drowned a young girl, and in me an old women Rises toward her day after day, like a terrible fish.
The Best Chain Letter I Ever !!!!
Hello my name is Darlene I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent 2 me by ppl who actually believe that if u send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her 4head will b able 2 raise enough money 2 have it removed b4 her redneck parents sell her 2 a traveling freak show Do u honestly believe that Bill Gates is going 2 give u & everyone 2 whom u send "his" email, $1000? How stupid r we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this pg. & make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bullshit.Basically, this message is a big FUCK U 2 all the people out there who have nothing better 2 do than 2 send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house & sodomize me in my sleep 4 not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD & brought 2 this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.If u'r going 2 4ward something, @ least send
Proud Dad
Looks like David got all A's again this marking period :)
HiHi!! Still sickly here. I got 90% of my homework done. Its cold out. Im bored!! I dug thru my photobucket--I have over 1000 pics in there. Didn't find anything exciting except that pic of my butt most of you probably remember. bla bla bla...yadda yadda yadda Saw "The Devil Wears Prada" it was ok. Nothing much else to report. I guess ill get a cinnamon roll and watch "Charmed" Wutcha gonna do with all that junk?
Painful To Love
We learn early in life that it is painful to love. Caring about anything is a great joy, but it makes us vulnerable to heartache, and our emotions are nearer the surface. Our feelings are mixed because we want to shout to the whole world that we love and it makes us feel wonderful. It makes us feel superior, able to cope with things that once got us down. Suddenly, everyone is a friend and no one is left out of our circle of love--a da ge yu di. Some part of us wants to hide what we feel so not to shine too bright or be too enthusiastic. We need a little reserve of self so that we don't deplete that part of us that generates life in us on a daily basis. But for whatever pain that may go along with caring--we would not give it up for anything
Another Long Survey
Name 4 things in your purse/wallet: 1. State ID 2. Senior Year ID card 3. picturs 4. Movie Gallery Card Name 3 favorite fruits: 1. grapes 2. strawberries 3. cherries Three names you go by: 1. dustin 2. penguin 3. dusty Three things you are wearing right now 1. gray bugle boy shirt 2. black shorts 3. gray boxers The WHOS: Who was the last person to IM you? Anna What are you thinking about right now? wondering if everything's ok, work Who did you last talk to on the phone? Mikey i think Whose birthday is next? Allen's daughters' is tomorrow, and then Anna's is Monday The WHERES: Where is your phone? fuck if i know lol Where did you get the shirt you're wearing? i don't remember Where is the last place you took a ride to? wal-mart The WHATS: What was the last thing you ate? grilled cheese sandwich last night What color pants are you wearing? i'm wearing black. shorts. What kind of cell phone do you have? virgin mobil
Breaking Through Wind
To my boo Ready for the change that the winds shall bring to us. A cloud of hope shall form so that rain of new change will come I'll trust you Getting to this new world that we are trying to found, Let love guide us
Brain Cramps?
Subject: Brain Cramps? BRAIN CRAMPS (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. `````````````````````````````````` "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ```````````` "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. ````````````````````````````````````````````````` "I've never had major knee surgery
Thoughts Of You
Perhaps today You will have Pleasant thoughts For one Whose thoughts Are totally Of you
My Muse
without the light of the muse, I am blind without the song of the muse, I am deaf I am a simple vessel through which words pass
i hate myself i hate my life im tired of this stupid knife bringing tears, crimson red doesnt matter how much blood i shed cant answer your questions wont ever forget them why do you cut? how much do you bleed? i just know i need to b free free from here free from you free from all insanity too
My Pride And Joy
My son when brought into this world You changed my life in so many ways I held you as you cried On what seemed like endless days But instead of feeling like a chore It only made me love you more Seeing your smile brightens my whole day When im feeling down and blue Thinking of you is what I do With your ten little fingers And ten little toes Those big blue eyes And that cute button nose It washes all the clouds away And brings hope for a better day
Oh Boy
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First Blog
Well obviously this is my first Cherry Tab blog, I dont know if there are rules about these blogs *shrugs*...Haha Im such a newb. I just wanted to thank all the cherry tappers who have been nothing but nice and helpful to me. To all the people who have rated, fanned, added & commented me. I truly makes someone feel welcomed! I have met some pretty cool people already and kept in touch with a few others. Well I just wanted to keep this short and sweet. Take care everyone! Forever Corrupted, SnoWhite
I'm Tooooo Sexyyyyy
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Terry Gets
Sexy Eyes Contest
I'm in a contest for sexy eyes. This is a new picture that I just posted today, before I heard about the contest.
Trying To Making Friend Maybe More
hi I'm new to cherrytap i'm hoping to make friends and maybe somthing more. I hope people can look past problems and see the real kind sweet person I am. If you can't just keep walking and your not worth my time. I'm trying to do right and I am the last of the nice blunt and honest guys. I'm not look for a booty call or anything like but I am look for real people and talking and maybe hanging out.
Pot Found In High Heels
BEIJING (Jan. 24) - It gives a whole new meaning to high heels. Customs officers in the southern Chinese city of Guangzhou have discovered 60 pounds of marijuana leaves hidden in 215 pairs of shoes abandoned at the airport last year, Xinhua news agency said on Wednesday. The marijuana was found in five suitcases and a nylon bag that arrived in Guangzhou from Addis Ababa on August 6, 2006, but were never declared at Customs and only opened two weeks ago. "When they opened the packages on January 11, officials found the shipment contained 215 pairs of platform shoes, whose soles had been hollowed out and stuffed with marijuana leaves," Xinhua said. A spokesman with Guangzhou customs said the city had cracked 85 drug trafficking cases and seized 316 pounds of drugs since it tightened scrutiny at major checkpoints last September.
Hot Beachbabe
At this time of the year i love to think about sommertime. Having fun at the beach. I love to see my friend flirting and having fun. Playing with them in the water and at the seaside. I wish it was already that time of the year....
A Simple Diamond...
My Pointer Finger Is Starting To Hurt.
I believe I've just spent the past two hours uploading, rating, and commenting on photos and profiles, and my finger is sore. Not much else of significance to report, besides I've been on here so much lately my finger is starting to hurt. Perhpas Cherry tap should come with a warning label "Warning: Addictive, can result in sore pointer fingers and slaps in the face from mistakenly rating people you meet in the street."
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick! Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Lard-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"
Stash Videos
I thank everyone for rating my stash videos but I'm going to delete everything and re-load everything to group videos of the same band together. I'm going to load some of my favorite videos from my favorite bands so if you have rated them before, you have the choice to re- rate them or not.
What To Say
I Have Only Come On Here To Get Points And To Help My Wife Out With Her Points, And People Come On Here And Hit Up On Us As We Are Unhappy. We Had Told These People We Are Very Happy And Very Much In Love With One Another. I Love Shauna, I Always Have And Always Will, I Don't Care If Someone Thinks They Can Make Me Happier They Can Just Keep Thinkin' They Are The Best Person In The World, 'Cause I Know Better I Have Her And I Have No Intentions On Leavin' The Love Of My Life For Some Game, A Flink Or A Toy. At This Here Point I Don't Care What She Does I Know Who She Is With, Where She Is At, Where She Wants To Be, And Who She Wants To Be With, That There Is What Makes Me Happy, And Love Her All The More. Thanks Your CherryTap Pal/ Friend, George
For The Guys. .
Redneck Man's pick up lines * Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away * Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special * My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in * Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out * Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in em' * If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. * You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. *Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say somethin' that would break the ice." * I know I ain’t no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. * I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. * Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. * If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep till afternoon. and.... the best for last........ *Yer face reminds me of a wrench, ev'ry time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Lands Apart
As the sun sets The darkness envelopes me As I would like to envelope you Wrapping My soul, heart and arms around You Holding you tight Way into the night With each star Materialize Is nothing like gazing into your Fiery green colored eyes Your eyes are like water pools, where life begins. I want to swim in them, again and again. Your touch Electrifying as an Arch of lightning Hot Melting my soul into yours My Soul has spilled Refilled With you in my thoughts But a force separates us, You offered me your wine But..... we are lands apart.
Filled And Floating Up Above Earth
I know you have never known a love divine Let me tell you of a love Like mine I met her feelings deep and carnal Filled and floating up above the Earth Is it real? My heart is reeling We touch as emotions bonerize We lay with poisonous seeding darnel We gently manually turn the heat on We kiss with liquid lips and touch My Hips collide landing on earthly thighs Our organs increasing tension inflate Limbs groaning torsos perspiring We kiss with yearning tongues intertwining Pulses multiply throbbing oblivion How divine the power of release Her legs twitch I am driven in and in The oblivious edge looped with pleasure Heightening to the peak of peaks of peaks Frictions of sweat with sweet pink measures Adoration feeds my sensitive soul My exploration heeds high goals Pleasures with delight we reach a "G" Pressures relieving kissing caressing
I Hate Being Single.. .
I hate it.. Val. is coming an no one to spend it with... also the fact i need someone to "be with" :'-(
Being A Military Wife
Being a Military Wife The average age of the military wife is in her 20's. She is barely old enough to buy a beer, but is old enough to manage a whole household on her own and maybe she has a kid or two. She probably never saw herself loving a man who was in the military, but she loves him regardless. Her penmanship has improved over the last few months, due to the excessive letter writing she has been doing. She cries alot,because she misses the man she swore to love. Her life isn't complete without him. She looks very tired, because of her many nights without sleep, due to a late night phone call that never came or a call that came and kept her up all night, just because she heard his voice, she is too overjoyed to sleep. As a wife, she is classified as a dependent, but she is totally independent. She tends to her household, her kids, her school work, and her job, all without her husband. She manages to wear a smile, even though inside shes crying. She understands that the
Until They All Come Home
Military Wives
For Everyone
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In The Midst...
....of the sturggle thru my mind, i find the ghosts that hide inside constantly haunting me, and running away with my.....time is a waste of vacant space that i try to place the thought of conceiving erased memories......
F**king Snow!!!
it is snowing AGAIN! sonw is good for biz, but, bad for spirits. i am ready for some sun!!
Here are the top twenty movies I would recommend to people in Alphabetical order. Hopefully there is a surprise or two in there and maybe someone will find a movie that they have never seen and find that they enjoy it as much as I did. I would love to here people's opinions on the movies here and I would love to know your favorite movies. If they overlap mine that's fine. If they are ones I haven't seen that would be great too. Dave- Kevin Klein was brilliant in the role of the goofy stand in for an ailing president. While the premise borders on unbelievable, the performances by Klein and Frank Langella are played with just enough of a wink to allow you to lose yourself in the movie. Godfather II - The history of the family made this, for me, a better movie than the first Hackers - Fist movie where Angelina Jolie shows her breasts (plus they are real in this one). If that wasn't enough, the story is solid and I can relate to the characters. Nerd that I am. Did I mentio
Maria Ozawa - Hot Chick, Half Japanese, Half Canadian
Another year without a Valentine, a little sad but not much. I know, atleast I hope so, that one of these years it will turn out to be a special day after all.
Sugar And Honey
sugar and honey are good thihgs you see they have so many uses for you and me coffee and sugar tea does too i love sugar how about you honey has many uses also used as pet names for you it makes you feel better when used in hot totties too this poem is quite silly but does have meaning for a certain someone too that likes sugar and honey as much as i do... written by: angel ok i know this has got to be the stupidest one i have written: but i guess it goes with the mood i was in when i wrote it.. so whether you like it or not let me know.... love ya'll
Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very >faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on > >the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to >pee so badly that they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to > >wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. > > >Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive new panties and didn't > >want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave >that had a wreath and a ribbon on it so she proceeded to wipe with that. > >After the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home. > > >The next day one of the women's husbands was so concerned that his >normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over so he phoned > >the other husband and said, "These girl's nights out have got to stop! >I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties on >last night!!" > > >"That
Non-binding Resolutions
What is a "non-binding resolution"? It's a way for politicians to masturbate in public. That's all it amounts to. The "opposition" in Congress is too cowardly to do anything of substance, so it makes up pathetic little "non-binding resolutions", instead.
The Husband
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several Months, Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he Motioned for Her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have Been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know What?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with Warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."
I swear sometimes I hate being off my medicine. I get al shakey and start crying for no reason at all and I cant take it. Everytime something from the past that comes up, I end up crying about it because I know how much I messed up back then. I just wish I could change everything about my past but I cant. I just wish people wouldn't judge me on how I look or how I act or the way I dress. Looks are not everything, personality comes first in my books. I just wish I would of got treated alot better in my past than what I was. I wish things can be different. But I guess that's just how life is and how it's gunna be for the rest of my life. I wish it was all different and people can see the better side of me. But I guess they will never know.
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The Marine!
FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the protests they'
~~my Telemarketer Friend And Yours~~
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The Manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes Green, Green, and I Pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him, I know I have.
~~what Teachers Make~~
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?" Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...) "Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental... You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table.) I make kids wo
Fear In The Lgiht
Armed and watchfull i stand ready. for the light has brought me lots of pain and sorrows. And the shadows is what i have known. I walk the road getting more and more causes, People of this road are kind and caring it appears but I fear will once again be double crossed and to return to the shadows from which i came. War destruction beatings is what i have known all my time. Fighting and surviving and evertime i ventured into the light from the shadows and tried to walk this road I have been decevied and double crossed. I'M READY FOR THIS ROAD!!!!!! but my fear is if i get double crossed again should i just stand back to the shadows and continue my life that way and remain alone or just give up and just exist. the damage done is brutle and I honestly don't know if i can take anymore. But what i do know is I will not go down without a fight once and for all!!! I truley hope the one that stands with me in the light stays other ways I will just go back and continue my journey in the dark
Good Morning !
Snowing here , hasnt in about 2 years, sooooooooo pretty !
Its Snowing!
Welp for once its actually snowing here n its gonna do it all day. Any volunteers to keep me warm *bats eyes*? Sucks though i still gotta go to class...just glad i only have 1 class today!
Harley Davidson
Harley Davidson Well the all American Motorcycle Company has finally done it. This grand company that so many people work for and take pride in their work has had a pretty great relationship with the employees, until now. Harley Davidson has begun the cutting corners that Americans constantly see working in factories. Though Harley Davidson had another record year for profits they want to reduce their costs. They want to cut wages and benefits of their employees. Even though most of the employees that work there choose to jump through so many hoops just to get on the waiting list. That waiting list was the goal for so many people. Though once on the waiting list it was an average between 2 and 5 years to begin work for Harley Davidson. This is one of the few companies that people are willing to wait for so long to work for. The reasons so many people want to work for Harley Davidson are very clear. Harley Davidson actually pays their employees very well. No, you
Ever Feel Like
you ever feel like that their no one out there for you?? If so then you know where I'm coming from. I just to the point I'm down and out a lil. I am the nice guy that finshes last in everything I do or try to do. it really a sad story and I was given a shity had this life. I just need one good thing to happen would be great anything or anyone. I think my really down fall is I wear my heart on my sleeve and it easily hurt. I don't what I did that was so wrong in a past life but damn no one should have thsi to happen them.
Chi Town The Windy City
see I'm from Chi-Town aka Chicago, where the name speaks for itself. I'm from the CHI where everybody on the move. From the windy city where we talk fast *** chopped and screwed. Where it's cutlass, caprice, chevy or regal. with them nines, tecs mossburg shotties and eagles. speaking of eagles, we the true home of McNabb. Jordan, Ludacris, Dee Brown, Da Brat, Kanye West, John Legand and even R Kelly getting people ass. And we hit up the circle, Jackson and washingtion park for fun. and we so hood, kids can't walk to school without guns. Plus we da only niggas that even *** with mild sauce on chicken eat Jew Town polishes, Remas, maxwells and Harolds chicken. even riding in funeral lines you gotta worry about slugs. The gang origiantors, NO CRYPTS OR BLOODS. Ride wit GD'S, BD'S, FOES, MOES, AND SOULS VICE LORDS, LATIN KINGS, SPANISH COBRAS AND MO' El RUKINS, MAFIAS, UNKNOWNS AND BREEDS Trust me we got the number of yo' gangs times 3. Larry Hoover, Cheif Malee, Jeff Forte, Willie Lord Al
The Wall
the WALL When me and the hubby started swinging we went to a party organised by a couple we knew. We had been invloved in a few encounters but nothing on the scale of a party and were both looking forward to it. I had dressed for the occassion, with what my hubby calls the 'easy access dress', a hugging black lyrica number that was high on thigh and plunged in all the right places. This I wore with a sheer pair of hold up stockings that the hem of my dress barely covered the tops of. In the party was a number of couples and after a few drinks people wandered in and out of rooms where the action was happening. I got taken to a room with hostess of the party who wanted to show me their lastest toy. It was a wall that seperated the room with about 4 holes about 2.5 to 3 feet of the ground and about 3 feet apart which she delighted in telling me was so the guys could poke their cocks thru and have their naughty annonomous blow job... After a few minutes of talking we
My New Box
Will be here in 2 weeks or so. Heres the specs! If your not a geek this won't make sense! ASUS M2N-E Socket AM2 NVIDIA nForce 570 Ultra MCP ATX AMD Motherboard - Retail ATI 100-703271 PCI Interface TV Wonder 550PCI Video Device - Retail AMD Athlon 64 X2 4600+ Windsor 2.4GHz Socket AM2 Processor Model ADA4600CUBOX - Retail LITE-ON 20X DVD±R DVD Burner with 12X DVD-RAM write and LightScribe Technology Black E-IDE/ATAPI Model LH-20A1H-185 - OEM CORSAIR ValueSelect 2GB (2 x 1GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 533 (PC2 4200) Dual Channel Kit Desktop Memory Model VS2GBKIT533D2 - Retail eVGA 256-P2-N436-LX GeForce 7300GS 256MB GDDR2 PCI Express x16 Video Card - Retail Maxtor MaXLine Pro 500 7H500F0 500GB 7200 RPM SATA 3.0Gb/s Hard Drive - OEM RAIDMAX Sagitta ATX-921WBP Black/Silver SECC Steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case 450watt PRESCOTT/ SATA Ready Power Supply - Retail Windows Vista Ultimate 64-bit DSP OEM DVD
Songs Of Life
"Welcome to the Black Parade" seems so fitting to my life right now. Isn't it lovely how songs always seem to fit any problem or situation you're in. Wonder if my life would make a good song? Actually, everyone's life is probably complex, we should all have our own album. It would be very interesting. Especially if you could check people out by looking at their song list. You could learn a lot that way, figure out people's bad habits, intrests, goals. Take one look at a person, see that all their songs are country and walk away. I'd prefer someone with a variety of genres. Some cool mellow ones, a few hard rock, one or two showtunes, some techno (for craziness :), and at least one classical peice because then I at least know their intelligent and able to enjoy good music. Oh, must have some punk to, can't forget that, and an international song wouldn't hurt, then I'd know they liked culture. But, of course, couldn't be with someone who had all the same songs as me, one or tw
No One Toke Me Up On The Sesson..
Wow.. i offered a free sesson of reflexology and now one toke me up on that.. WOW... Ya'll Suck... I would have been up on that...
New Cherry
Robin Williams~satndup~#,5,6,7
Five~~~~ Six~~~ ~~Seven Ok awesome stuff I LOVe this Guy!!!
~~the One Finger Salute~~
Leading the fight is Gunnery Sgt Michael Burghardt, known as "Iron Mike" or just "Gunny". He is on his third tour in Iraq. He had become a legend in the bomb disposal world after winning the Bronze S tar for disabling 64 IEDs and destroying 1,548 pieces of ordnance during his second tour. Then, on September 19, he got blown up. He had arrived at a chaotic scene after a bomb had killed four US soldiers. He chose not to wear the bulky bomb protection suit. "You can't react to any sniper fire and you get tunnel-vision," he explains. So, protected by just a helmet and = standard-issue flak jacket, he began what bomb disposal officers term "the longest walk", stepping gingerly into a 5ft deep and 8ft wide crater. The earth shifted slightly and he saw a Senao base station with a wire leading from it. He cut the wire and used his 7 in knife to probe the ground. "I found a piece of red detonating cord between my legs," he says. "That's when I knew I was screwed." Realizing he had been su
~~warning**not For The Squeamish~~
(This was supposed to be posted before Christmas, but here it is!) Twas two months before Christmas, and all through the mall Stores were preparing, for the Christmas season in fall Although trick or treaters were dressed up for all hallow's eve The shops were preparing their new Christmas wreath I with a shopping cart firmly in hand I had just made my way past an open tree stand The children confused by the decorations they see ask, "After trick or treating, can we go pick our tree?" When out in the mall there arose such a clatter I put down my tiny snickers to see what was the matter The fluorescent lights on the floor of the white shiny white mall Gave the impression of purity to the hypocrisy of it all. When what to my wondering eyes should appear A middle aged man who was reeking of beer! . With a long phony beard that awkwardly fit I just shook my head wondering, "Where'd they get this twit!" This little old man looking hung over and sick I kne
I'm tired, bored and very lonely. It's friday, all my friends from home won't be around to chat with and my loser ass gets to stay home all night. Lucky me. I'm sick of this shit. I need to go back to the states.
If I Were A Drink
If Cindy Babin were a drink they would be: 4 parts heavenly3 parts imitating4 parts extreme Get Your RECIPE Here!
My Other Sister Stephie
Landlords Are Stupid
Can people possibly learn what their doing before they get into things. Here's the story: I'm living in a two bedroom house by myself, kicked ex out so now I can't afford the place. I was going to wait till my lease was up at the end of April, but there's been a landlord change so now my lease is null and void. It's the perfect opportunity for me to find a cheaper place, my old landlord even had some apartments for me to look at. I found a two bedroom basement apartment that is perfect, so it's mine now :) But I had to call the new landlord of my old place to give him my notice and tell him I'm moving. All he wants is my money. He really wants my security deposit, but he can't have it because I'm not in a lease with him. So now he's 'going to work with me because he knows my parents and family and their good people' Honesly that sounds like a bunch of bullshit. I told him I plan to be moved out by the middle of next week at the latest, but no, the money hungry peice of shit l
The Dream
Because of my blindfold, I cannot see them; I do not even know who they are. I just can feel them rustling slowly around me. How many are they? How many men? Are there any women? They do not speak; I just can sense their presence when they hide from time to time as the faint light filters through my blindfold. I feel hot, so hot and offered to their lust, to their sexual desires, ready to surrender, ready to give them my whole body, ready to let them touch me, ready to… I know that soon their hands will strip me, will bare me naked, that I will be fully naked in front of them except my blindfold. I crave that moment; I crave their hands touching my skin, their mouths kissing my breasts, their tongues licking… I imagine their hands caressing my silky secret places, their mouths sucking on my aching nipples, their teeth biting me tenderly… I crave their hands, I crave their mouths and I crave their teeth. I know I am safe, I know that they will not do anything I do
Falling Slowly
This one was also written by esme but again its how i feel... i just love that he knows what im going though and that his poems help me voice whats wrong... falling slowly, step by step, no one loves me, so be it, truth or not, it feels so real, alone i watch, from so far away, watching and wanting, slowly, eternally, i fall...
Stretch Mark
STRETCHMARKS! That’s the first thing that came to my mind when pregnancy test showed two lines. We will never forget that late afternoon, because I was just in denial that I’m pregnant. Although, my boyfriend keeps saying it is positive… I just keep saying no, it can’t be… I can’t be pregnant. My first trimester was fine, oh not really; I almost forgot the agony of my morning sickness. And that’s one more thing I don’t understand! Why do they call it morning sickness, when the sickness is almost 24/7? And not only that, it just wasn’t through my first trimester; it stopped just a week before my due date. Anyways, during my first trimester aside from my so-called morning sickness, everything is fine since I did not see any signs of stretch marks in my body. But then during the latter part of my second trimester, they started showing up. And it really freaks me out. There are nights that I’ll touch my belly, and relive my days when I used to work out just to make my abs looks good so
A True Bears Fan
A true Bears fan.... A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bear's game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Bears game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." Go Bears!!!!!!!
Broken by Lindsey Haun Wake up to a sunny day not a cloud up in the sky and then it starts to rain my defenses hit the ground and they shatter all around so open and expose but I found strength in the struggle face to face with my troubles (chorus) when your broken in a million little pieces and your trying but you can’t hold on anymore every tear falls down for a reason don’t you stop believing in yourself when your broken Little girl don’t be so blue I know what your going through don’t let it be you up hitting walls and getting scars only makes you who you are only makes you who you are no matter how your heart is aching there is beauty in the breaking yeah yeah (repeat chorus) Better days are gonna find you once again every piece will find its place when your broken oh when your broken ah ah (final chorus) when your broken in a million little pieces and your trying but you can’t hold on anymore every tear falls down for a reason don’t you stop believing in yourself
Friday Again Already??
How in this world does time slide so quickly through our fingers?? Blowing away like mists of forgotten dreams........slipping out of sight sometimes before we can actually grasp that small lesson that may have been meant for that day. In the last few months there have been so many lessons that I have learned, and this place has been a true eye opener also. What I took as a place to make friends and talk to folks from all walks of life has shown me its' truest side, most likely you too have observed the GAMES and Charades played here.....Seems that honest people are a thing of rarity here & true friendships are a priceless commodity found only occasionally........such a shame.......I choose NOT at this moment to do a salute, just to see if or how long it takes to be completely ignored in this social experiment. That is all this is actually, testing ones activities if given free reign in the public internet universe...Some choose to become actors and actresses in this farce and play r
Tired Of Being
Listend up peeps. I am tired of having comments from white people. I dont need assurance that I look good. I look fantastic and Just DONT COMMENT. I Dont want your comments. I am interested in STRAIGHT BLACK MEN ONLY. NO OTHA RACE. Now that I got that outta my system be avised...I mean every word. I dont want comments.
What Type Of Ex Are You?
You Are A Friendly Ex You and your ex are just friends - great friends really. (At least that's what you keep telling yourself!) While civility is a good thing, make sure you're not secretly wanting more... What Type of Ex Are You?
You Are 64% Lady
You Are 64% Lady Overall, you are a refined lady with excellent manners. But you also know when to relax and not get too serious about etiquette Are You A Lady?
Plies- Ms. Pretty Pussy
Artist: Plies Album: Ms. Pretty Pussy 12" Song: Ms. Pretty Pussy Typed by: dchance@CLEMSON.EDU * * send corrections to the typist She got a pretty little pussy And she can get it hot and gushy Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) She can get it hot and gushy (hot and gushy) Ms. pretty pussy (pretty pussy) I like the way you twerk it for me, Ohh ( X2 ) You got the pretty set of pussy lips I've never seen If I want to eat you, I can eat you cause your pussy clean I thought it was all hair, that pussy sat up in those jeans But now I got you naked I can see how that pussy hang I better snap out this shit, or I'ma do the wrong thang I wanna fuck you raw that pussy like is everything Now all I wanna know, that pussy get real wet You got a soaker I got to run my tongue cross your chest Or I can rub on your clit and just play with ya neck And let me slide my finger in that pussy just to check Ain't bout who spendin the most money, its bout who fuck the best I'm a hi
Before You...
Some people really had it right when they said u must portray yourself to demand respect, if you ever want any. Some of you today may be seen by an enemy, walking down the street, holding your gilfriends hand, doing whatever, and your fiend is collecting info on you, who your close to, where you go, your weaknesses. Will you be the one to look over your shoulder and see the forest for the trees, will you look and see nothing or will you see and act accordingly. I guess we'll find out... when im red and your blue.
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. And share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there.
An Unusual Question
is there anyone one on my list that would want me to post NSFW pics of myself(by myself and with others remember im bi)??
The Devils Rhyme
OMG THIS ONES SO OLD lol youre my black sky on a sunny day the fear to die from the tiniest ray the souls all mourn never to rest waiting to be reborn and rewrite the test the wounds from the scar emotinally seen the thought was too far shes only fifteen too much confused not enough mistaken the hurt and abused have already been taken find a way to escape from the absolution of time to the spirit decapitate this is the end of the devils rhyme HAHAHAHA ok its not that good I know. Keep in mind I was 15 and just started writing lol
Oh My!!!
Roses are red Violets are korny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, If you kiss me, Don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast!
Colts -bears
GO BEARS! A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a COLTS fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are COLTS fans, too. Not really knowing what a COLTS fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands flew into the air. There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a COLTS fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a BEARS fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are BEARS fans, so I'm a BEARS fan, too" she responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a COLTS fan."
Damn.. Remember When? Growing Up 90's
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this: Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this,...and if you do, you should not repost this. Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs. ( Pepper Ann was done by the same people who did Doug, Loved THAT show too!) AAAAAAAH real monsters. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!" You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (The one reason of why i watched at TGIF Boy Meets world, Corey was so cute!) You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to
And The Lust Burns, An Erotic Poem, Nsfw
" And The Lust Burns " And the lust burns within my soul Your passionate kiss has made me whole One night of bliss That began with a kiss Forbidden fruit is what you are A moonlit night under the stars A gentle caress across my chest Passions ignited at their best As I kiss your lips and caress your breast You reach around and remove my vest Your skirt hits the ground And passion comes unwound The fire is burning bright And we need no artificial light See one another in perfect sight As our passion reaches unlimited heights I grab your ass and lift you up And from the passion begin to sup We hit the ground and roll in the leaves A passion stronger than we could possibly perceive You caress my manhood as I lick your clit Immediately sending you to an orgasmic fit We turn and embrace for this is just the start Of a passion that burns straight from the heart My manhood throbbing I slip into your warm wet fold A passion so strong we can't see
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Hidden Talent
Your Hidden Talent You have the power to persuade and influence others. You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around. The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it. Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!What's Your Hidden Talent?
Robot Chicken lol robot chicken rules! lol ahh such a retardacon lol
Kissing And Licking
Tender lovers must pay attention to the partner's sensitive body spots. Stimulating them with the lips and the tongue, confers intensity to the act. Kissing and Licking The Kama Sutra holds indispensable kissing and licking some body parts in the love-game. Its treatises teach us to postpone genital contact as long as possible. Focusing on enhancement of foreplay might result in ultimate orgasm. It works well in penetration as in any kind of contact of the sexual organs. Otherwise, the lover should dedicate to other parts of the body, as the inner thighs for instance, behind the knees, breasts and nipples, nape of the neck, ear lobes and the abdomen, which stick out as highly erogenous zones. Kissing and licking all around the genitals and shortly thereafter skipping repeatedly to another body part may prove as exciting a strategy. It's important to bear in mind that each body part requires a certain degree of intensity as far as some kind of kiss pressure or tongue contact.
Must Be An Angels Sweet Spirit
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Must have been an Angel Best Friend Must of been an angel's sweet spirits My baby boy YOU Guys I saw you walking past, you are the air that i breath "Essential Love" One day you will ask me, I love you so, Your love was like a rose Perfect Love Love is not a word Every Morning, Every Night turn to me give me a thought No one can ever promise you they will never hurt You hold the key to my heart, When I saw you standing there Love is ... True Love Do you hear me, If only you knew... I could see how you'd react. How I Feel for YOU! It doesn't matter that you don't care Why do we fall in love? I Was Afraid... I like your pretty smile Since the first time I saw you Through the rainstorm, sun and snow Why It's Called A Crush. Someone cares a lot for you, 10 Things I Love About You!! There's something in you I can't resist Never say I love you Who is
My life is fucked up! I can't trust anyone... I just want everything to be better. . .
The Kind Of Person I Am
You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice94%Immature69%Outgoing69%Fun50%Dramatic44%Shy25%mean13%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with
Old Harold
Harold was an old man who was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?" Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today ." At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time." The nurse fainted.....Old Harold just smiled!
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I Promise
Will I always be there for you? When you need someone, Will I be that one you need? Will I do all my best to, to protect you? When the tears get near your eyes Will I be the one that's by your side? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will Will I take tender care of you? Take your darkest night and make it bright for you Will I be there to make you strong and to lean on? When this world has turned so cold Will I be the one that's there to hold? Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night? Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life? I promise, I promise I promise I will
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Love It
hey yall help out.. my wife Tara has entered the most seductive contest here is the link cmon kids held the pervs wifey snatch out!@!!!
Who are you. Why do you think it is nessassary to judge me. I haven't done anything to you. I don't even know you. But yet you sit there idly by watching me. Watching my actions. Making sure everything I do is right. The first time you think I mess up you call me on it. Are you so perfect that you deem it okay to do this. What about in your life. Lets see how many times you did the same thing. I am not perfect. I will be the first to admit that, but you know what hurts the most. You put me on the pedestal just to make me fall off. I am done. If I fall again I will break.
Live With Me. . .
I Stand Alone. . .
Have you thought how big your dreams are, or once were? I see very often that most people especially when they are young will have huge dreams and visions of how they want their lives to turn out. Thats great I'm a dreamer and I would never change that I always encourage those around me to dream as well! Most people have dreams and goals that are larger than their income, but rather than expanding their incomes to match their dreams what do most people do? They will shrink their dreams and goals to match their income. Its sad but it happens all the time and the reason it happens is because people get into the 'job mentality' Now I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with going to school and getting a good job. In fact most of you on here probably have done that and I commend that! But if you look at society today it doesn't work anymore to do the traditional, go to school, go to college, get a degree and get a good career. If you look at the way things are A students bec
Warm Fuzzies...
ok so i got that off my chest and feel much better now... hehehehehehehehe. So sending u all hugs and warm fuzzies cause i can... got my pent up anger at toyboy out of my system... Bloody boys... need a real man oh my i can dribble on and on with shit... hehehehehe So if you are reading this entry send me some love to cheer me up.... remember i gave u warm fuzzies....
A Lick
Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable…….. If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F***** LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send you all back one of these sooooo consider yourself offically " LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST." Which means that YOU'RE ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attention!!!!! I Need Your Help Please
goodmorning all u beautiful cherry tappers as most of u probably already know i am in the classic beauty contest. I really need all the votes i can get to help me catch up. it would greatly appreciated iof u could copy and paste the link below and maybe leave 20 or more votes for me and for those of u who do please let me know when u are done thanks and have a wonderful day.
When Insults Had Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one." -- Geo
My Dream Last Night.....mmmmmmm
I had a dream last night you were there.. I was walking with only a coat and corset my heeled boots tapping gently as i walk I reach your door and knock gently you answer the door in your mask grabbing me and pulling me inside you placed the collar on me then tied me down slowly you start to nibble pulling and tugging with your teeth biting kissing and licking you make my toes curl with pleasure give me more i say then you ride me with my hands still tied i cant run my nails down your back harder and faster making me scream your name and your name only you withdraw both satisfied and smiling untying me you kiss me gently and whisper in my ear till we meet again....
Once Upon A Time
I use to be able to do whatever the fuck i feel with no problems. Wish I could do it again.
The Fight Remains.
There is not a failing moment where the defences dont return to shatter a colony. It is the massive wave of anger that shrouds the path that was never really clear. Beyond the flow of tears....all that remains is a glossy trail of what should have been happiness. Weakened by a moment of silence with all the noise of the world surrounding thought. A sharp calculated panic arises from the depths of excessive worry. It wells and it brews and before long a gasket is blown. Stress that is only summed up as chaos. An overwhelming amount of guilt builds on the side of fury and creates a pain that is not real nor should it ever be had. Fighting the good fight for one more day wont kill me.
Sex Survey Results - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, be
Rest Christina Rossetti O Earth, lie heavily upon her eyes; Seal her sweet eyes weary of watching, Earth; Lie close around her; leave no room for mirth With its harsh laughter, nor for sound of sighs. She hath no questions, she hath no replies, Hushed in and curtained with a blessed dearth Of all that irked her from the hour of birth; With stillness that is almost Paradise. Darkness more clear than noon-day holdeth her, Silence more musical than any song; Even her very heart has ceased to stir: Until the morning of Eternity Her rest shall not begin nor end, but be; And when she wakes she will not think it long.
It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's there It's there You've got to press it on you You just a-think it That's what you do baby Hold it down there Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth And feel like you were there yourself And Work it out Never did no harm Never did no harm It's there It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's there It's there You've got to press it on you You just a-think it That's what you do baby Hold it down there Jump with them all and move it Jump back and forth And feel like you were there yourself And Work it out Never did no harm Never did no harm It's there It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's there Never did no harm Never did no harm It's there It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's there
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or l
Happy Hour
Well i think this happy hour thing is pretty cool. Thanx to all the people that sponsor it thats really nice n generous of u!
Wanna Know More About Whats Going On?
Check out this website mouse over key concepts and read the fundamentals. Read them all if you want to know whats gonna happen with our economy. Many of you might not care too much and I'm not here to scare you. I just think this is important information that everyone needs to know. Thats why I'm sharing it with you. This is whats gonna happen folks thats exactly why you want to have a business that will eventually become self propetual and build you residual income. I have that business model and plan. Check out my last blog on Success and look at the webinar. Its 10 minutes and it will open your eyes!
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When I See Beauty
When I see beauty, I see only your face. When I hear laughter, I hear only your voice. When I see elegance, I think only of your grace. When faced with options, You are my only choice. When I see a flower, I see only your smile. When I feel butterflies, It's you my mind is on. When I feel blue, I just think of you for a while. When I can't sleep, I think of you until dawn. When I wake each morning, Your the first thought on my mind. When I think of love, I see our hearts so true. When I think of precious treasures, I think your the most precious I could find. When I think of forever, I only think of YOU.
Jesse Duplantis Preaching Schedule
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Let It Out
Look down deep - deep inside of my mind; an old part of me I know I will find. The part that is hiding and doesn't want to be found; it has hidden too long and won't come around. I know it is there, hiding way down inside the place that I think It has gone in to hide. Let my inner self free; let it run, let it ride. Let it out, let it sing; let it out from inside. It has hidden too long, hid from me, hid from you; because i was hurt, Fear, i know, will ensue. That hateful thing that I hide deep inside, let it out, let it run; please don't let it hide. Let the nightmare out; be happy,not sad. Don't let the past hold me back - the one that was bad. I've hidden too long deep down inside. I've crawled into myself, and I tried to hide. I'm still learning about How to set myself free; one day I will learn how to be a "free" me.
Leftover Love??
Leftover Love So, I saw a movie a while back, and there was an interesting line in it, something like- You really have only that one true love, and if you don't get to be with them, anyone else is going to be secondary.... or something like that. of course, being a movie, the guy gets to be with his true love, and it's happily ever after. In real life, of course, we rarely get to live the dream. We love like wildfire, and then we hurt like hell for it. At least, when we are young. Don't we all have that first love, when we are young? That person we think we might die without? The one who ripped our heart out? Yeah, we do. You can see them in your mind. You may even still feel them. So, what happens after that? We meet someone else, fall in love, and the break-up comes once again. Then, after a while, as we get older, it isn't quite the same. Sure, we might have a love for the one we are with now, or one in our future, but is it the same intensity? Do we lose our passio
Come See
Punishment (from the Greek poine [penalty] and the Latin punio) in the ethical sense is an act of some discomfort administered to or required of a person who has committed an offence or transgression for which there was a prior knowledge of a regulation or policy defining the act or omission as a "crime" or "prohibited." Punishments can include "restitution" (i.e. repayment), being "bound" (i.e. confinement), being made to perform some "service" on behalf of the victim or community, or they may be physical, mental, or spiritual or emotional in nature. Punishments may be administered formally (ritualized, as in a trial under law) or unceremoniously (such as taking a person and swiftly delivering a spanking having been caught in the act of some ‘wrong’). In the D/s relationship realm, punishments are commonly intended as either a form of behavior modification (sanctioned by the D/M with the intention of preventing future similar acts or omissions) or as a way for a submissive to
just wondering if this is all a game to u all or if this real??
10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Mean)
10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (And What They Mean) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 2. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 3. I'm not attracted to you in that way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 4. My life is too complicated right now. (I'm waiting for a rich sugar daddy.) 5. I've got a boyfriend. (I've got a vibrator.) 6. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.) 7. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 8. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 9. I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.) 10. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tel
Chinese Laundry
*Chinese laundry Body: A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!!"
Was Asked A Question!
Okay so I was asked a question by someone on my friends list, they said they would like to know more about me so here it goes! My real name is Elsa my hubby calls me his dingy blonde, my mom use to call be sasa or DD *Not saying what for*, I have a few good friends that have there own nicknames for me so if you feel the needs to nickname me you can! I was born Kent County Hosptial in R.I, on Apirl 4th 12:01am hehehe my real dads birthday =) moved away from there when I was 2 years old we moved to california where I lived on and off my whole life, when I was not living there I was living in NY, NJ, PA...But I always found myself going back to cali guess thats where home is! plus I love the beach, more about that later on...Me mom dad and my sister moved to Texas 4 1/2 years ago, they live in Rockwall I live in Garland about 15 min from them, when I did live with them when we first moved here I worked at petco as a cashier and thats where I met my hubby, when we first started datei
Your Eyes Are Like Summer
on spring's eve I'm waiting for the summer to come but I know it will take a while until summer is done a whole summer's sunshine is shining in your eyes heart-warming bright all the time in the ever blue skies spring will be a time of waiting time for love to become real based on recognition, based on frendship the best things a man can feel spring's eve is lying quietly in the cream-white moonlight waiting for the spring to be here waiting 'till the sun shines bright on spring's eve we can already feel the heat of summer's sun on spring's eve we're waiting paciently for our summer to come on spring's eve we're waiting for the summer to come and we know it won't take long untill spring is done
Okay !!!
For the record... She's not ignoring anyone she hasn't had a chance to go on yet so I checked her profile and added her friend requests. LOL I'll have her go on soon. Dy@ CherryTAP
The Marriage Test
The Marriage Test True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock
4 Surveys Full Of Things You Don't Really Need To Know About Me.
More Random Thoughts...Do you wish you had a different name?:No. Who do you wish would get a myspace account?:I don\'t know. Have you ever \"had your revenge\"?:Yes. Proudest moment lately?:Umm... I finally cut my bangs. What song could you listen to over and over?:There are lots of songs like that. Favorite article of clothing you own?:My new red fleece pajama pants. Show you never miss?:None. Favorite thing to do on a beach?:I don\'t go to beaches. Are you a self-sufficiient organizer?:Yes. How\'s your grammar?:Not too bad. Insturment you wish you could play?:Piano/Keyboard. Who has the greatest laugh?:Chelsey. Favorite part of your face?:...Eyes? Favoite childrens\' names?:Ryan James... that would be cool as one name. Juliana. Yes, I like \"J\" names. Greatest scar story?:It\'s not that great of a story. Actually, it sucks. Take this survey | Find more surveysBzoink - The Original Survey Site Very Random. Really.Do you wear earrings?:Yes, I guess you could say that. What\'s on yo
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License To Worship
ok So i was bored! Its in my default so u can rate if u wish!
Why Do I Even Try?
So it seems that life is too damn serious to take a joke or to take in a nice person for once. If you try to be funny, they take it personally. If you try to be friendly, they end up thinking your a horny 42 yr old child molester who doesn't have a life. Society has really screwed up all of the views of conversation nowadays. You can't even say hi without getting slapped or sued for supposed "verbal abuse". I know I shouldn't say anything, because I never do anything. I guess that's why no one loves me. I loved a girl, back in my hometown (where I still think I should belong) who didn't love me back, or even like me more than just a friend. Am I not good enough? Am I just not cut out to being a great person with a life of another in his life? It always seems like when I try to do something good in my life, I end up getting knocked down again. Which really doesn't help me out therapy wise. I'm a sensitive guy, I'm not ashamed to admit it. Sure I tend to take things wayyyyyyyy to p
What Will You Do!
hey ya'll its happy hour. come vote for me in my first contest the classic beauty contest and earn double the points while your at it. just copy and paste the link below. kisses.
since i changed my main picture back i get all these friend requests again :)
101 Things You Shouldn't Need To Know
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo. Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time. New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life". Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The metal part at the end of a pencil is twenty percent sulfur. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both pa
The Faery King
Just in case I am marking this NSFW Late one night I decide to go for a walk in the woods. I have walked through these woods many times but something seems to be different. I know the sounds and they are not the same as they used to be. I hear the most enchanting music, not knowing where it is coming from, I continue walking. I know I may not be as sane as some people but I know this music is real. I stop, breathing in the fresh air. A longing overcomes me and I drop to my knees crying. I look up and see a man standing in the shadows of the trees. It startles me, not knowing what to think I blink my eyes, maybe he will go away. I walk up to the steps of my house. For some reason, I cannot get the image of that man out of my mind. He seems familiar to me but why? I turn on the faucets in my tub, light some candles and slide slowly into the water. I begin thinking again about the man I saw in the woods. I am so drawn to him. He is all I can think about. I get out of the tub and cra
Its Friday Bitches
Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that". The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well , I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." ________________________________________________________________________ Interested in getting caught up on today's news? Click here to checkout USA TODAY Headlines.
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An Awesom Song
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This is my first blog on here...I don't really have anything in particular to say, I just feel like writing. I'm watching the Grudge on TV....and I can't for the life of me remember why that damn creepy kid makes the cat noises. This is the beginning of the first weekend since August that I haven't had to work. I tried to make plans but the guy I was going to see is a douche bag. Now I'm not sure what to do with myself for the next two days. When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
I SO wanna go back too bed.. but too much work lol.. laundry and more laundry lol ... never ending Job.. and its cold outside brrr... anyways im blabbing its time for more coffee ya'll have a good day... :)
Born Again
in case you don't know already i am a solo musican. that means i do it all myself. i am working on a new album at this time titled "BORN AGAIN" it will have 13 new songs. i write my pwn stuff and play all the requried instraments. this album is the 3 album i have done under the band name FIVE MINS TILL MELTDOWN. i have been in a few full bands in the past however i like doing my solo stuff do to i have total control over how the songs come out. i have been doing solo work since 1992 and i believe i have writin at least 10 great songs that would be in the top 10 charts. i play my guitar mostly in d tune. i will keep you up to date on the prossess of this album.
Inspirational Lyrics
I'm Beautiful.....sung by Bette Midler....written by Brinsley Evans I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit! I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit! I'm beautiful, so beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit! I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, I'm beautiful, dammit! Go away little girl they used to say. Hey, you're too fat, baby you can't play. Hold on miss thing, what you trying to do? You know you're too wack to be in our school. Too wack, too smart, too fast, too fine. Too loud, too tough, too too divine. I said you don't belong, I said you don't belong. Too loud, too big, too much to bear. Too bold, too brash, too prone to swear. I heard that song. For much too long. Ain't this my sun, ain't this my moon. Ain't this my world to be who I choose. Ain't this my song, ain't this my movie. Ain't this my my world I know I can do it.. I'm not too short, I'm not too tall. I'm not too big, I'm not too small. Ooh, don't let me start loving myself. Ooh, do
Simply Beautiful. . .
Mmm....let Me Think
drowning in sorrow needing relief i cut till i bleed a crimson so sweet a darkness that enters white heat taking my pain let it wash over like soft falling rain droplets of blood fall to the floor i watch as i bleed till i cant stand it no more Anger takes hold and changes my soul no innocence left im scarred so im told so dark i will stay in my sorrow ill drown paint my face happy wear the mask of a clown while inside i die a little more each day my blood keeps me safe and my demons at bay
Band I Help Out--part Of One Of The New Revolution Shows In Florida!
Level 6 already! Whollie lol !!! Last I actually looked at that I was level 4 :) YAY Me haha! Anyways, not too much is new with me. Having a smoke and drawing. Ill be stashing my pictures when im done them! Man do I love being a BITCH! sorrie, typing what I think,its a long story, only one person on here knows what I am talking about haha. So, other than that, this is a pointless blog that I made cuz I am super bored and cannot sleep! If you didn't enjoy it thats YOUR problem :)
Florida Bound!
for all that care to know, im leaving for florida and wont be back until next saturday! so dont think i dropped off the face of the earth. lol! see ya next saturday! :):):):):P
Time For Me To Get Back To Class
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Just One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
I Asked God
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day I asked God for true love, he gave me that too I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
I am gonna call it a nite. Go watch Grease, Your the one that I want and Surreal life fame games. nini peeps xoxoxox
Blonde Kidnapper
Blonde Kidnapper A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree, and wrote a note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this, but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7am . Signed, The Blonde." She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. 0The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
i love cherry tap but come on..want to them..its not about sex!!!
Heart To Heart
heart beats: one beat, shows how much care how much I want you to be there two beats, shows that I need you more than I ever imagined to three beats, shows that we have a conection, heart to heart one which will never be torn apart all these heart beats, it's like we're destend to be heart to heart, forever you and me
Sara Gets Banged
Sarah stepped out of the shower and toweled herself briskly, causing her big breasts to bobble and making her nipples very stiff. The toweling felt good and she thought about sex. Alas, no sex had entered 25-year-old Sarah’s life since she broke up with Charlie six months ago, and she was hurting from the lack. Sarah liked to fuck, and she enjoyed all the foreplay and byplay that went with fucking. However, she was shy and her opportunities to meet men were limited since she worked in a yardage shop managed by a woman, and all the customers were female. Also, she was new in town and had not yet developed any social life to speak of, so she relied pretty much on her vibrator and romantic novels. She badly needed a real man with a real cock to satisfy her as Charlie had, but Charlie was two thousand miles away and fucking a new chick (or chicks) by now. Oh well... It figured to be another dull day off for her, Sarah thought, as she studied herself in the bathroom mirror and fluffed
Morning Ya'll Hope this blog thing finds ya good.. well considering Ive not had no sleep IM DOING peachy lol.. story behind that lol.. took some new meds last night... had a allergic reactin too it gave me a rash and kepted me awake lol... but hey its all good... I guess Lmao... typical monday here.. nutin too brag about... nutin new or anything like that.. its gonna be nice here today wahoo... Im so ready for the spring and summer.... not much going on here today.. gotta run out for a few this morning.. ughh lol... then its back too doing nutin lol... anyways just wanted blabb for a few... Yall have a great day.. ( aleast try anyways ) .. Be good Or be good at! which ever u pick lol... Bec
Good Mornin!
Set me free why dont cha babe Get out of my life why dont cha babe cause you dont really love me You just keep me hanginon Set me free why dont cha babe Get out of my life why dont cha babe You dont really need me But you keep me hanginon Why do you keep a comin around Playing with my heart Why dont cha get out of my life And let me make a brand new start Let me get over you The way youve gotten over me yeah You say although we broke up You still just wanna be friends But how can we still be friends When seeing you only breaks my heart again Get out, get out of my life And let me sleep at night cos you dont really love me You just keep me hanginon You say you still care for me But your heart and soul needs to be free And now that youve got your freedom You wanna still hold on to me You dont want me for yourself So let me find somebody else Why dont cha be a man about it and set me free Now you dont care a thing about me Youre just using me - he
This is how i feel inside. All i want to do is cry. I just want someone who loves me for who I am and not the fake that i've become. I wake up each morning and put on this mask. The mask that hides the way I truely feel. The mask that hides my true emotions and love. If i had no mask people would see a depressed, heartbroken girl. Who once was a trusting, loving, person who cared about everone and tried to help anyone she could. What happened to that girl? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` I was 16 when i wrote this just found out i was pregnant....and the father left me as soon as we found out...and my own father basically told me to hit the road.
I guess its time to get the workweek started. :( Supposed to get a decent storm tomorrow and Wednesday, so we probably won't get anything. I have a meeting this morning... but I don't want to get out from under the I slept better last night and want some more. I think I only woke up 3times. But I better get up and get a shower anyway. Not awake enough to say anything intelligent here yet.

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