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Afterlife Update
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. After many years, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact with his wife in a dream. "Mary... Mary..." he called. "Is that you, Fred?" she asked. "Yes," he said. "I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" Mary asked. "Well, I get up in the morning. I have sex. I have breakfast. I run around the golf course. I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again, and sex again," he said. "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven!" Mary exclaimed. "Not exactly," Fred said. "I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

Blue Eyes Pt 5
BLUE EYES PT 5 i open my eyes...i can barely see i got a feeling inside no ones here but me, no ones here but me...ohhh im stone cold...i must be lying on a floor my hands are tied to the wall.. an iron chain, i cant move at all oh...i remember, i must be in the cellar my eyes are sucking on the dark to lighten the gloom my eyes are no more blind, i can see whats in this room full of skeletons, dressed in human skin... theyre sitting on their shelves, a cellar full of sin.. theyre made from humans "ahh.. ahh.. ahh.." so many puppets here, there are eyes everywhere there are eyes i recognize oh no, its the eyes of my love.. the eyes of my love oh victoria nooooo my hands are tied to the wall.. an iron chain, i cant move at all oh, i remember full of skelletons, dressed in human skin: theyre sitting on their shelves, a cellar full of sin.. i op

Doe's She Really Love Me
i love this girl with all my heart i want to show her more and more each day but i don't know where to start she tells me she love's me to but why won't she show me that it is really true,when we talk i'm so happy when we don't i'm sad,what would it take for us to be together,

The Pit Colony Of Reapers
It may have been easier at that moment to give up. To walk away and never return. To chance the solemn nothingness that serves a desire so closely. If known for any length of time longer than 22 years would it make a difference? Sometimes it is fear the drives a person to the edge. Sometimes there is someone there to catch the opposing before they fall into an abyss no one belongs in. The cries and screams below, blast form a pit of despair. A place where the faceless even have a puropse. Struggling amoungst the thousands exiled there, there is always a spot waiting for the willing. Or the new and naieve minds that cant grip the contents of what is expected above cliffside. Below with the impact of each new fall is another piece broken off....Somtimes just fractured other times a clean, wrneching break. It is not uncommon to rise from the pit. Not unlike a spider in a bath tub, it is possible to climb the sides and escape, but only with many tedious hours of trying. Sometimes it can

The Gnome
The Gnome Poem Nobody Knows Nobody cares What sort of pants the little gnome wears Be they plaid Be they brown He is always regarded with a frown One day he had a plan to get back at every woman to get back at every man oh how they'll rave oh how they'll rant when they wander past and find me wearing no pants eyebrows were raised heads were shook but soon all agreed it was the perfect look now he's happy now he's free living in the garden by the willow tree the gnome sits quietly he leans on the trunk and invites us all to stare at his junk

Senses
Part 1 They say we have lost touch. I don't want to touch you. I want to see you. I want to hear you. No one ever says we just lost lost sight or sound. It's always we just lost touch. Part 2 Evil looks like darkness Evil smells like brimstone Evil burns all that it touches Evil sounds like millions of souls in torment What does Evil taste like? Evil tastes like liver or possibly black licorice Part 3 I see blades gleaming I hear metal clanging I smell the sweat I taste blood It isn't mine It's too salty I wake in the sand There is nothing there

2/25 Stop In At The Only Biker Clubhouse
stop by my clubhouse cherry tap the only Biker clubhouse on cherry tap it's a club house and not a bull shit bar plus nexts week I will have a new one stop in become a hangaround and work ur way to prospecter pick ur own mucis from the box and more new songs going up if u have a request for a song we will put it on for u this is where the real people hang out

Patch Work Quilt
Sometimes I think I will write the story of my life. It's like an old patchwork quilt, with pieces of my heart sewn into the material. If I'm learned anything it's that love ebbs and flows, but never remains the same. It is infinite, ever circling and returning. An infinity symbol with a pearl in each circle— The precious parts of life that make it worthwhile. To be loved you must love. To love sometimes means pain. Without the pain--you'll never know you're alive. Each time we love we take that chance--that it will end but how else can we live? Without love we're in an empty vacuum breathless with no air. WRITTEN BY BONNIE ADAMS

A Few
Your favorite thing to say in the bedroom is:Where’s the beef? Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com you will get laid at a wild drunken party You will get laid at a wild drunken party. You enjoy the feeling of alcohol, maybe a little too much. You prefer to get laid when you and your partner are feeling at least a little tipsy. So, let the good times roll and open a case of Bud at the next party you attend. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Is There.... Sex .........after Death?
Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Norma, Norma". "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" " Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."

Think Before You Speak!!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that

Most "mummers" Are Turds
This will come as a shock to you... but not every mumm can be about you, or meet your criteria of what a mumm should be. Because you're a turd. Really. A large turd. You're not clever, interesting or amusing. You're just angry and mildy retarded and you smell weird. Hell, even this blog entry isn't about you but you will think it is or should be.

Courage
They had been together for many a year, Now, all she could feel was fear. She gave all that she could give, It just wasn't the way she wanted to live. He left without a backward glance, Not even giving their love a chance. She often wonders what she could have done, To keep him from going on the run. Now she is living all alone, With nothing to call her own. She can barely make herself eat, Wondering if her life will ever again be complete. This woman is now moving along, Building her courage, and becoming strong. Time will heel her broken pride, Toward the sunset her heart will glide. © Andi 25 February 2007

Please Read And Help Make A Difference
2/25/2007 Two U.S. Border Patrol Agents are serving decade long prison terms for attempting to apprehend a known drug smuggler for illegally crossing our border with more than 700lbs. of drugs! Almost as outrageous is that the illegal alien drug smuggler, who was given free medical care, and immunity for testifying against the agents is now suing the U.S. for $5 million--claiming his civil rights were violated! I have just signed a petition calling for the President to pardon these two Border Agents and I'm asking you to join with me by clicking here for the full story and the petition: http://www.grassfire.org/142/petition.asp?PID=12560312&NID=1 Thanks! heather oakes

Piss On You
yeah 40 ounce malt liquor make me wanna tell you something. Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Countin the hours, was high on shrubs. Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made! Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it! Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you. sence your body, your body is a Porta-Potty. And my pee I'd kick, like it know's karate. (knows karate) I'm gonna pee on you. drip drip drip pee on you.piss on you piss on you. And you'll never fell quite the same when u get a whiff of my Hershey stains. I want to poop on u too. I want to pee in your food. Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you I'll piss on you. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on yo

Who The Fuck Wants To Be Normal?
Everyday I play the game It keeps me somewhat sane An attitude adjustment A fliter for my fucking brain I try my best to stay that way But it's hard for long Why must I comply And change my life To be so called right What makes your way right Normal people don't act that way Who wants to be normal anyway? Normal people don't act that way Who wants to be normal anyway? Everyday it's all the same We buy and sell the pain Societies addictions Injected into every vein I try my best to stay away But it's hard for long Why must I comply And change my life To be so called right What makes your way right Who wants to be normal anyway? Who wants to be normal anyway? We're all on display Animals in a cage We're all on display Animals in a rage We're all on display Animals in a cage We're all on display Animals in a rage Normal people don't act that way Who wants to be normal anyway? Normal people don't act that way Who wants to be normal anywa

I Hate My Life
Yes, I have some things set up for me in the future, but it hit me last night how very much I hate my life. I'm enrolling back in college, and should be getting a student loan after I do, but until then, I have no money (for bills or otherwise). I have no movies because our DVD player broke, and we have no cable, internet, etc, to keep us entertained. Now, I could very well read books all day and be ok, but my hubby gets pissed off because he doesn't like to read and it leaves him left out. The other thing is, because of our financial status (and the fact that we have a broken window that won't let us get our house above 65), our son is at hubby's mother's house. SO, I have not had my son in our own home in about a month now. So last night it hit me that 1. I feel like an absolutely shitty mother and I miss my son with everything I have 2. I hate being broke, especially when I've been broke for about two years now 3. I'm tired of not having a car (it broke down) and not being able

Basketball
I love basketball I love basketball 4 life to i die i play it and watch it you can call me a tomboy and which I am not a boy and my hole family got me into basketball even my brothers and cousin got me into it. so if u watch and play basketball i give u props so what u like basketball or football?if u pick basketball you must be frm tha hood and football to but i am different hood

Life
Life offers us a great deal of stormy weather. In the beginning we are quite strong about it, taking things in stride and moving confidently along. The things that test us seem to give us strength we didn't know belonged to us. And quite suddenly there is an awareness that enough is enough. But life doesn't know it, and the storm goes on and so do we. Even though we are quite willing to give as long as we have to give, there seems to be no more strength to the strength, either spiritually, mentally or physically. We question how much longer, how many more times we shall be able to reach into our bag of reserves to borrow another ounce of strength. Of course, the first thing we must do is take our minds off the thing as we do not want it, and begin to think steadily about how we do want it. It allows our creative minds to find the answers. It may mean we will have to wait awhile in the dark, but when the light comes, it is radiant. There are many things that stay our f

Desolation
I press my forehead on the window And through it watch the children Playing on the lawn Desolation pulses through my veins And my futile fingers reach out for guidance I savor the blade, sinking deeper than blue I can taste tranquility for a wavering instance The anger flows down my arm as the bitter black blood Burns off my fingertips Death swims before me in hazy illusion Images of eternity skip shamelessly through my mind Pain surrounds, I am resolved to be - still I run my hand on the tear stained window And distorted through it Watch the children playing on the lawn. © Andi 26 February 2007

Meant To Be (poem)
Meant to be?? Passions that flow with ease Untold stories of a love That was found on a soft breeze Carried on the wings of a dove To scarred to realize this as true Haunted still by love of the past That promised so much but left them blue Will this really truly last? The question that haunts them now As the feelings continue to grow never to feel love again they vowed Still in their hearts they know That what they feel seems to be real Yet with cautioned steps they tread To make sure of what they feel Thinking of all that has been said Each silently praying to be right Can this truly be the one? As the truth seems to fight To find its way to shine as the sun. So that once again their hearts may heal To feel what seems as its meant to be Slowly they start to let it feel letting all the hurt of the past flee. Will this last is still yet to be seen one day at a time is what they agree hoping that all that is left unseen will only prove a love th

Unanswered
It was really only a moment... and then it was gone. our eyes met and broke away, but i don't want to break away anymore. i want to hold you close and keep you all for myself. i want to hold you at a distance but carry you in my heart. and all the while we're dancing around the question... the nagging, the gnawing, the burning question. and you and i are amateurs, weaving this tangled portrait of potential. trying to undo the knots and stay the course... until one of us falls through. which one will it be? which one will make it weak? which one will grab on and make the other fall with them? sad how so much silence makes you want someone so much more.

Why Is Pain My Muse?
I got hurt reciently. It seems it took that for the muse of poetry to stroll through my mind once more. I don't know if it hurts or helps but here is my poem. Why do the memories keep running through my head? Of things that we did, Of things that you said Why can't I forget? Why can't I cry? Why did you hurt me? Why did you lie? You said "I want to make love to you" your words, not mine. You can't just throw that around, like some bad pickup line. What were you thinking? Was it just the beer? Were you just saying things, You thought I wanted to hear? You said "We need to talk" so step up, be a man. Instead you hide behind phones, instead you ran. Why can't you just tell me? How did you betray? Why use cryptic words? Why can't you just say? Someday I will forget, but I will never forgive The words left unsaid, the actions left undid. I will move on. I will have one cry. I will mend my heart Goddess bless, and good bye.

Never Forget Heros From The Wtc 9/11/01 A-f
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 WTC Heros Gordon McCannel Aamoth, 32, New York, N.Y.* Maria Rose Abad, 49, Syosset, N.Y.* Edelmiro (Ed) Abad, 54, New York, N.Y.* Andrew Anthony Abate, 37, Melville, N.Y.* Vincent Abate, 40, New York, N.Y.* Laurence Christopher Abel, 37* William F. Abrahamson, 58, Cortland Manor, N.Y.* Richard Anthony Aceto, 42, Wantagh, N.Y.* Erica Van Acker, 62, New York, N.Y.* Heinrich B. Ackermann, 38, New York, N.Y.* Paul Andrew Acquaviva, 29, Glen R

Kiss My Country Ass!
I Hate All You Non-American Lovin' Mother Fuckers! And I Just Want To Say If You Dont Respect The People Who Have Died And Fought An Bled For This Country, Just Let Me Know And I'll Be Happy To Give You A Good Ole' Fashion Country Ass Kickin'! LIBERAL FAGGOTS MAKE ME SICK! Whiny Ass Democrats When Are You Gonna Realize There's More Of Us Common Folk Than There Ever Will Be Of You. An PETA(People Eat Tasty Animals, Nuff Said Bitches)CHICKEN AN BEEF IS GOOD EATIN! An France/Germany(hate to talk bout my heritage) But Suck It Up An Get On The Wagon With Us, Or You Might Be Gettin That Ass Whipped Again! Grow Some Balls People Stand Up For Your Country And Your Service Men! *Tear'n Down A Dirt Road Rebel Flag Flyin' Coon Dog In The Back. Truck Bed Loaded Down With Beer And A Cold One In My Lap, Earnhard Sticker Behind My Head And My Woman By My Side! Tail Pipes Poppin' Radios Rockin' Country Boy Survive An If You Got A Problem With That You CAn Kiss My Country Ass!* Well I Love Turkey

Living...
I see it every day People go on living But I never did know How inspiring I am I find that my heart Attracts people I never knew before I'm just a normal man But they look at me like Superman I'm just one man People don't know my life They don't see my struggles daily They see the outside I live my life every day I struggle through my day To inspire those people Who look up to me I go on living They go on caring I'm inspiring so many people And I never want to let them down

Rough Sex Facts Lmfaooooooo
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differe

Leave The Pieces
You're not sure that you love me But you're not sure enough to let me go Baby it ain't fair you know To just keep me hangin' 'round You say you don't wanna hurt me Don't want to see my tears So why are you still standing here Just watching me drown And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine Just take your love and hit the road There's nothing you can do or say You're gonna break my heart anyway So just leave the pieces when you go You can drag out the heartache Baby you can make it quick Really get it over with And just let me move on Don't concern yourself With this mess you've left for me I can clean it up, you see Just as long as you're gone You not making up your mind Is killing me and wasting time I need so much more than that Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Leave the pieces when you go, oh, yeah Leave the pieces when you go Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah

Saying Those 2 Little Words
Everyone makes mistakes in our relationships. Most of us apologize at one point or another over something that may be trivial or pivotal. But sometimes “I’m sorry” just doesn’t seem to be enough. Here are some creative ways to apologize more effectively: 1. Say it with flowers. Many people, especially women, enjoy the beauty and fragrance of fresh flowers. The next time you goof, order a bouquet from your florist or pick your own for the person you’ve wronged, and see if they don’t speak volumes on your behalf. Roses are a nice choice, as are seasonal blossoms of many types. But your significant other may prefer a planter. If possible, find out before ordering. 2. Write from the heart. If emotions are too intense for a face-to-face apology, send a note, email, or letter. Write neatly, or if you type your message, use an attractive but readable font. Keep it short and sweet as well as sincere. Offer a simply-stated apology and let nature take its course. Avoid excuses, blame, or d

Tomorrow
Jesus said "here i am , would you please let me in?" And you said "I will, Tomorrow", Jesus said " I am here, to supply all your needs" And you said " I know, but tomorrow", OHHH Tomorrow,, I'll give my life tomorrow,, I thought about today, but, so much you would have to say. Ohhh tomorrow,,,,There's solitude tomorrow, and i know i'll find a wayyyyy Ohhhhh,,, Then i'll choose the lord today,,, But tomorrow,,, very well might be TODAY,,,,,,,, I posted this because i want to know who knows this song????? There is a reason for this question,,, please respond,,,,, Thanks Azalia (((((Besos)))))) P.S. Don't ask me to sing it either lmaooooooo You could go deaf......

Is It Me Or What???
Is it me or are there kids getting on this site?? I thought you had to be older to be on here???????????? If your a child and your seeing this,,,, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! YOUR GROUNDED FROM NOW TILL YOUR 21 LOL ****SINGS " NOBODY WANTS TO SEE US TOGETHER BUT IT DONT MATTER NO!! EY EY EY,,,, LOL

Hearts And Arrows
Not liking the world but not doing anything to change it. How can you whine when you don't contribute? Grow up, get a job, pay taxes, get married, reproduce and start it again. In that exact order, with no questions or opinions. You say you love but not the way Hallmark defines it. Sexing friends and befriending sex until you hate it more than your own life. You are your own enemy. We're only close until I disagree. Why do I have to be the empty shell with no thoughts of my own. Why don't I deserve as much as you? I didn't realize your racism and boots made you a better person than me.

And Open Invite To The Gang From Fireman185 And Myself To Join The Furious Fighting Fire Fighters
HEYA ALL YALL CRAZY COWGIRLS AN COWBOYS OF CT WELL AS YOU SEE FIREMAN185 HAS ASKED ME TO BE HIS SECOND IN CHARGE OF THE FURIOUS FIGHTING FIREFIGHTERS OF CHERRY TAP AND WELL WE HAD TALKED EARLIER AND WE'D BOTH LIKE TO EXTEND A WARM INVITE TO THE THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP TO JOIN THE FFF OF CT BEING THAT HES MY SECOND IN CHARGE AND WE BOTH LOVE YOU ALL TO DEATH SO IF YOU COMMEND FIREFIGHTING AND SUPPORT FIREFIGHTERS THEN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOIN UP AS WE'D LOVE TO HAVE YALL IN BOTH WE WANNA THANK YOU BOTH FOR STICKING WITH US AN THE GANG WE ARE BOTH SLOWLY STARTING TO GET BACK INTO THE ROLE OF THINGS HERE ON CT AND I JUST WANNA LET YOU ALL KNOW THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CT ARE MY FIRST AND FOREMOST CONCERN AND I AM DEALING WITH THE ISSUES THAT OCCURED THE OTHER DAY AND I WANT TO EXTEND AND AN APOLOGY TO EVILANGEL FOR WHAT SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH AS MYSELF FIREMAN AN ROUGH NECK ARE TAKING CARE OF THIS RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE SPOKEN TO THAT MEMBER AND HAVE ASKED THEM TO REMOVE TH

What We Men Really Mean
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN "I'm going fishing." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." ________________________________________ "It's a guy thing." Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." ________________________________________ "I can't find it." Really means...."It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." ________________________________________ "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. ________________________________________ "It would take too long to explain." Really means..."I have no idea how it works. ________________________________________ "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." Really means..."I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearin

Church Organist
church organist Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to pl

Thursday 3/1/07c
Crackerjack's first radio show yesterday was awesome! she did really well even though she said she was nervous, and by the end of her show she had up to 18 listeners! great job cracker! Not much else to report here just another boring rainy day lol. Hope everyone has a great day.

Bit Of Fun
sex machine when im dead and in my grave no more sex will i crave upon my headstone will be seen here lies the bones of a shagging machine!! There was an old lady from leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, A big turf of grass, Started to grow out of her arse, And her fanny was covered in weeds. There was an old lady from spain, Who slung her leg on a train, the train gave a shunt, And ripped off her cunt, Now the old lady has nane.

People Who Put The World Angel In There Ct/myspace Names
men and women both are guilty as hell about this... but when you bent over with ya pussy hanging out or rocking out with your cock out theres nothing angelic about that... i ent never seen an angel with cum on their face.. but ive seen chicks with fucked up names like sweety_bi_freaknasty_angel like that... somehow i dont think there's some seraphim somewhere looking like damn thats cool wish i could do that shit or ill see dudes with names like weet satanic angel...da hell? grow up... i mean seriously my name (JustIncredible) is a play on words with my name (Justin) names b4 that (the last poet) indicate that i write poetry... see how that works?

The Way I Feel
Want to cut my skin back to the bone, I'm by myself but not alone. I'm not the first, far from the last to kill my future with my past. I throw my heart down on the floor, 'cause I don't want it anymore. Now my pain has scarred my eyes, 'cause I have listened to the lies. *Now when I close my eyes, I feel it all falling away. *I drop to my knees, then I begin to pray. *How am I supossed to hide *all these things that I'm feeling inside. You tempt me now with a torrid kiss, bitter pain gift wrapped in bliss. Remember all the time we shared? Am I right to think that you had cared? You tore my walls down brick by brick, when you pulled me from the sand so thick. Could feel your soul in each caress, memories of you I can't repress. *Now when I close my eyes, I feel like I'm falling away. *I drop to my knees, then I begin to pray. *How am I supossed to hide *all these things that I'm feeling inside. So let the wolf come out to play 'cause I look forward to t

Just My Poetry...........
Lover unknown...... My lips yearn to speak your name, though i know it not. My ears desire to hear sweet nothings you should whisper, yet i have never head your voice. My skin burns for your touch, but yet you have never touched me. I crave to taste your kisses, are they sweet and gentle? are they urgent,demanding and passionate? My heart belongs to you all you must do is claim it. My soul is wild and reckless, you need to do nothing but whisper my nameto tame it. My temper is firey and demanding your gentleness can cool and temper it. My love is yours all you must do is capture it, all i have to give lyes hers waiting for you, my sweet lover unkown.

What Mythological Creature Am I?
You scored as Mermaid. Mermaid: Mermaids are also known as Sirens. These creatures were beautiful women who tricked sailors into becoming completely entranced by their haunting voices and found death soon after. Not all stories of Mermaids are about gentle loving sea people. They are mystical, magical, and extremely dangerous. They have a way about them that brings anyone they are around to seem enchanted. They are very mysterious creatures and to meet one... Would mean certain Death. Let the song of the Sea fill your soul, for you are a Mermaid.Mermaid92%Faerie67%Dragon58%Angel50%Demon50%WereWolf42%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, Handing it to you, "Careful it's fragile, And easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in Your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on The floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and Sadness in your eyes. Apologie are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart That has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of My shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how, some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near, All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whisp

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My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the siteDate: Mar 1, 2007 12:19 PM The following was sent to me by a friend who shall remain nameless (and embarrassed)- All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, pai of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure >this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kick

Wow
I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY LIFE TO FIND THAT CERTAIN SOMEONE. SHARING MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION, SHARING LIVES IN COMMON. WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN I'D FALL SO HARD, SO FAST. COULD IT BE? HAVE I FOUND "THE ONE" AT LAST I DETEST THE WORD "FORBIDDEN". IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SMALL CHILD I'VE COME A LONG WAY FROM MY CHILDHOOD, ALTHOUGH AT TIMES, STILL A LITTLE WILD I LOVE THE WAY YOU TOUCH ME, WHEN YOU HOLD MY HEAD IN YOUR HANDS. THOSE SWEET, LOVING KISSES FILL ME UP INSIDE MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT TIL IT FINALLY LANDS. CAN WE SURVIVE THE TEST OF TIME? WE DO NOT YET KNOW OUR FATE. THE THINGS THAT STAND BETWEEN US ARE OH, SO LOVING AND GREAT. WE HAVE A PRIDE IN OUR CHILDREN, WHICH NO BEING CAN TAKE AWAY. BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. BUT IN MY PAST, I DIDN'T SEE IT THAT WAY. OUR COMITTMENT TO OUR CHILDEN OUR COMITTMENT TO OUR FELLOW MAN OUR COMITTMENT TO OUR FAMILIES AT LEAST, DOING THE BEST THAT

Today Was A Bad Day
today I was hit with hurt, sometimes I run into things that just bring me back to the day my son left, I was cleaning out some of the things on the porch and under a curtain that was tucked away was his little tool box, I looked at it for what seemed a long time and then I opened it, inside was his little plastic hammer, a nail and a plastic screw driver, I picked them up and I remembered how happy he was when he got them it was a random thing, a gift that was from me and his mom,my idea "the boy has to have tools" thing and then I thought what kind of person would he have been? Im sure he would have been a wonderful person with all the bull today pressure to do this and that I'm sure that he would have made a difference in this world he would have been someone important, cause he was important to me so after looking at the tool box I put it down where I found it covered the box and walked away. Tonight was weird I was flipping though the channels and came across "the ghost whisperer

Alook
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com The beauty of a kiss The touch of a hand The heat of the night The passion grows A look in the eye A sentiment of lust A powerful emotion A sense of passion Feelings of fervidness Feelings of affection Feelings of embrace Feelings of desire A burning sense of passion makes the night never end. The love they have for each other, is shown this night.

Will You Be My Friend?
Heres an idea...If you wanna be friends don't ask to see me naked. Not gonna happen! I am not gonna go on cam and sex you up. I get new friend requests sayin: Can i see your Private pics? I am denying them:) xoxooxox

The Effect Of Age On Exercise
When I got into my 40's I was thinking along conventional wisdom (things I'd heard up to that point) and figured I could do some things but to not get very carried away. With that I approached a lot of things with a little reserve. I had started running a few years earlier and was doing okay for a man my age but in the mean time had moved. In the new location I met guys my same age who were running faster and longer. That removed a barrier and I started doing more to be competitive. There wasn't a big risk as those others were already there but I knew it couldn't go on too much longer. I kept progressing and was winning a fair amount of hardware at races and had joined my company's track and field team. In fact, I made their national championship team. I wasn't running distances but sprints. It was against guys in my age division but still, I was a contributor on a championship team. I wound up being captain of the team and that continued through my 40's. When I turned 5

Men Are Like
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ......Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ....Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .. Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .... Fun to

Tears
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts My tears are not of loss But of time too quickly gone. I miss our days together Even while they're going on. I savor odd, sweet moments When you laugh or when you smile, Nostalgic for your presence Though you're with me all the while. Strange how fantasy Can wander in and out at will, Looking back from somewhere That is just beyond a hill. And so when once you leave You will not leave me alone, For I will have you with me Long, long after you are home.

Why Not You
Today, many will awaken with a fresh sense of inspiration. Why not you? Today, many will open their eyes to the beauty that surrounds them. Why not you? Today, many will choose to leave the ghost of yesterday behind and seize the immeasurable power of today. Why not you? Today, many will break through the barriers of the past by looking at the blessings of the present. Why not you? Today, for many the burden of self doubt and insecurity will be lifted by the security and confidence of empowerment. Why not you? Today, many will rise above their believed limitations and make contact with their powerful innate strength. Why not you? Today, many will choose to live in such a manner that they will be a positive role model for their children. Why not you? Today, many will choose to free themselves from the personal imprisonment of their bad habits. Why not you? Today, many will choose to live free of conditions and rules governing their own happiness. Why not

Answer Me This.......
ANSWER ME THIS.... BEST 1. Male friend: 2. Female friend: 3. Vacation: WORST 1. Time of Day: 2. Day of the Week: 3. Food: 4. Memory: LAST.... 1. Person you saw: 2. Talked to: 4. Kiss: 5. Text: TODAY 1. What are you doing now : 2. What are you wearing right now?: 3. What are you doing tonight? TOMORROW 1. Tomorrow Is: 2. Got any plans: 3. Dislikes about tomorrow: Favorite 1. Number: 2. Song: 3. Color: 4. Season: CURRENTLY 1. Missing someone: 2. Mood: 3. Wanting: True or False: I am a cuddler: I am a morning person: I am a perfectionist: I am addicted to myspace: I am very shy around the opposite gender: I have a hard time paying attention at school: I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl / guy: I have changed a diaper: I have changed a lot over the past year: 1. First off, what's your name? 2. Why were you name

30 Unknown Facts/secrets About Yourself:
30 UNKNOWN FACTS/SECRETS ABOUT YOURSELF: Be 100%truthful! 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 2. What were you doing this morning at 8am? 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? 4. Are you any good at math? 7. Are you mad at anyone right now? 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile? 9. Last thing received in mail? 10. How many different drinks have you had today? 11. Did you get horny today? 12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? 13. Any plans for tonight? 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? 15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? 16. What's outside your front door? 17. Do you have plans on friday nights? 18. Do you like the ocean? 19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorn? 20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? 22. Something you are excited about? 23. Who around you has th

Untitled #1
Lying in bed, I am alone. No one to hold and call my own. So, I close my eyes and what do I see? A figure of a man lying next to me. He is loving and everything that I want. But can this be real, or is it just a taunt? My imagination runs wild and images are grown, But I open my eyes, and I'm all alone.

Guuuuuh
dianna isnt prepare to go to school from 845 till 5 everyday for 5 months. im already thinking about skipping out the afternoon sometime this week to hang with the kids i adore or else i might just resort to my acoustic guitar and a few razorblades. dear 5 months, please fly by.

Deep Thinkin
for you, i awake when the sun sets and the moon rises, wisedom as ancient as the devil himself for mayb you are he....you are woven unto me like stars in the sky...and i see in your eyes different low and highs....alot had come to pass since u have been sleepwalkin the line...but sure enough life goes on by and by....dont worry itll come to pass one day when all the anguish and aggravation gets washed away...till then ill be round if u need me in any way... cut all the people down whove put you in pain....a vicious cycle in all its disdain...but listen to me my gorgeous king...ull soon enough sing...for when they all find out wat they have lost....and know how much shit to u its cost...theyll be starin up from their backs cause with me around they wouldnt last

Bumped My Head.
outside the rain fell dark and cold, lost in timeless pondering on this irresitable pastime, never looking for an answer for the questions that keep my mind from focussing on the the thin air of my surrounding orbit of the moon. i don't stare too long at the immense distance between real and surreal. hopeless enthousasim abounds the binding forces of my malcontent. freedom from this evolving pain of my own design. i need more weed.

Michael Buble - You And I
Here we are On earth together It's you and I God has made us fall in love It's true I've really found Someone like you Will it stay The love you feel for me Will you say That you will be by my side To see me through Until my life is through Well in my mind We can conquer the world In love you and I You and I, you and I... I'm glad At least in my life I've found someone That may not be here forever To see me through But I found strength in you Cause in my mind You will stay here always In love you and I You and I, you and I You and I, you and I You and I In my mind We can conquer the world In love you and I You and I, you and I You and I...

Does Your Name Fit You?
A: Likes to have sex. B: Likes to flirt. C: Really likes to chill. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: Loves to cuddle with their lover F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Has a very good personality and looks I: Is always there for true friends. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Gorgeous eyes M: Makes dating fun N: Dead sexy. O: Best in relationships P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite. R: Freakin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: A sweet heart. U: Really wild and crazy. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for. Z: Always ready. A: Likes to have sex. M: Makes dating fun A: Likes to have sex. N: Dead sexy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. A: Likes to have sex.

Breath Of Sensuality
Breath of Sensuality Goddess teaches well art of breathing Control the intensity of orgasmic tremors Secret to pure passion and Pleasure?! Rhythmic breathing Inhale and exhale to the count of 4 Goddess' touch gentle and purposeful Heart chakra glows with sexual heat Her voice soothes and teaches Her touch influences and guides See and feel your energy flow Dont force Just let it be Kiss of the Goddess Pwerful, Seductive Enchanting of my mind, body and soul My breathing still rhytmic only deeper Fire and desire, Goddess and God within All five senses intensified and focused As the glow of sexuality engulfs me from within From the Heart to the Root, Chakras all connected and flowing The power of Rhythmic breathing Fondation of orgasmic bliss Tantric secrets revealed from the East The Great Union begins Missionary, Spoon, Doggy styl;e..does nto matter The Goddess taught me well Bretahing through the rhythms of our sexual connection In

I Really Wanna Know
I dont practice santeria I aint got no crystal ball. I had a million dollars but id, Id spend it all. If I could find that heina and that sancho that shes found, Well Id pop a cap in sancho and Id slap her down. What I really wanna know, My baby, what I really want to say I cant define. Well its love, That I need, oh , But my soul will have to, Wait till I get back and find heina of my own. Daddys gonna love one and all. I feel the break, Feel the break, Feel the break and I got to live it up, Oh, yea huh, well I swear that i. What I really wanna know, baby, What I really want to say I cant define. That love make it go, My soul will have to... What I really wanna say, My baby, What I really wanna say is Ive got mine. And Ill make it, yes, Im comin up. Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddys got a new .45. And I wont think twice to stick that barrel straight down sanchos throat. Believe me when I say that I

Music
THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS LYRICS "Your Guardian Angel" When I see your smile Tears run down my face I can't replace And now that I'm strong I have figured out How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul And I know I'll find deep inside me I can be the one I will never let you fall I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all Even if saving you sends me to heaven It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Seasons are changing And waves are crashing And stars are falling all for us Days grow longer and nights grow shorter I can show you I'll be the one I will never let you fall (let you fall) I'll stand up with you forever I'll be there for you through it all (through it all) Even if saving you sends me to heaven Cuz you're my, you're my, my, my true love, my whole heart Please don't throw that away Cuz I'm here for you Please don't walk away and Please tell me you'll stay, stay Use me as you will Pull my strings just fo

Finally The Fool Has Misstepped
so,after 3 months of trying to rid my house of my crackhead uncle,the dumbass threatened me,which i recorded on cd--the perks of a home studio,lol-then he called my p.o. to tell her lies,which,my p.o. didnt fall for and is now preparing charges with me to get him for making false statements to the police,and slander.in addition,hisex friend mike brought back a dvd player that he believed my uncle stole and found out hes been stealing his medication for bipolar.its awesome thatjustice will finally serve this delinquent,and im proud to be a part of his downfall.

What Would You Do?
i cann't seem to think striaght, no one should bother me. ever wonder where has my feeling gone? trivial thoughts consume the littl thats left of my desire for air. drowning in her delight of the misery she has cast onto my light. turn and run or stay and fight? what would you do?

Forget Him
Forget his name forget his face Forget his kiss, His warm embrace Forget the love that you once knew Remember he has someone new Forget him when they played your song Remember when you cried all night long Forget how close you two once were Remember that he has chosen her Forget you memorized his walk Forget the way he use to talk Forget the things he use to say Remember he has gone away Forget his laugh Forget his grin Forget the dimples on his chin Forget the way he held you tight Remember he is with her tonight Forget the time that went so fast Forget the love that moved it's past Forget that he said he would leave you never Remember he is now gone forever! ~Author Unknown~

Calorie Values Of Activities
Activity (1 hour) 130lbs 155lbs 190lbs Running, 10 mph (6 min mile) 944 1126 1380 Running, 10.9 mph (5.5 min mile) 1062 1267 1553 Running, 5 mph (12 min mile) 472 563 690 Running, 5.2 mph (11.5 min mile) 531 633 776 Running, 6 mph (10 min mile) 590 704 863 Running, 6.7 mph (9 min mile) 649 774 949 Running, 7 mph (8.5 min mile) 679 809 992 Running, 7.5mph (8 min mile) 738 880 1078 Running, 8 mph (7.5 min mile) 797 950 1165 Running, 8.6 mph (7 min mile) 826 985 1208 Running, 9 mph (6.5 min mile) 885 1056 1294 Running, cross country 531 633 776 Running, general 472 563 690 Running, in place 472 563 690 Running, on a track, team practice 590 704 863 Running, stairs, up 885 1056 1294 Running, training, pushing wheelchair 472 563 690 Running, wheeling, general 177 211 259 Sailing, boat/board, windsurfing, general 177 211 259 Sailing, in competition 295 352 431 Scrubbing floors, on hands and knees 325 387 474 Shoveling snow, by hand 354 422 518 Shuffleboard, lawn

Feelings
Feelings I still don't know it all I can't believe this You just said everything There is to say to me You know what gets me You know how to love me You just can't know How I feel about you You're a lot of things to me You're practically everything You've made me feel loved For the first time in a while I don't know just how To tell you how I feel But I do know one thing That is, I love you... Written 3/6/07 for several friends, and one in particular...I love every last one of you...

Come Visit My Page!
I have a new slide show!! It's a new idea... you can come to my page and leave comments and pics of yourself on my slide for everyone to see!!! I also have a bulletim board that does the same thing!! So come on what are you waiting for, come post your pic!!!

I Got This From Crazydave And Wanted To Share It W/ U All
TO A KEEPER! ,•´º o`•,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-•²°´ ¸,.-•~•~•-.,¸ `°²•-. :º° One day someone's mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, In the warmth of her bedroom, The daughter was struck with The pain of learning that sometimes There isn't any more. No more hugs, No more lucky moments to celebrate together, No more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. Never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." ¸...¸ __/ /____ ,•´º o`•,/__/ _/_ //____/ ```)¨(´´´ | | [1] | | [1]| | |[1] || |l±±±± ¸,.-•²°´ ¸,.-•~•~•-.,¸ `°²•-. :º° So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . And take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage.... And friendships And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they ar

A Cleansing Blessing
A Cleansing Blessing I cleanse myself of all selfishness, resentment, critical feelings for my fellow beings,self-condemnation and misinterpretation of my life experiences I bathe myself in generosity, appreciation, praiseand gratitude for my fellow beings,self-acceptance and enlightened understanding of my life experiences.

Wow Thats Amazing
Funny enough I am a Leo but dont let this qiuz fool you its not all true!!! You Should Be A Leo What's good about you: you always speak your mind and aren't scared of anything What's bad about you: you have to be the boss, and you love to control others In love: you enjoy being admired and pampered, but don't always reciprocate In friendship, you're: easy to get along with and the center of attention Your ideal job: member of royalty, TV anchor, or investment banker Your sense of fashion: classic well fitting clothes that last forever You like to pig out on: Greek or Italian food What Sign Should You Be?

Worth....this Sounds Dark, But Isnt.
So many places I would rather be. So many things I wish I hadnt done. So many things I wish I hadnt have said. But is it all really worth it? There have been times where i stepped inside the wrong door. There are times where i should have never woken up. There are even days where they could have gladly skipped by and I wouldnt have minded. What was the worth of that day? Not enough hours to get it all done. Not enough things to put back. Not enough people who really care. So whats the worth of greeting new things? Not sour, not mean, not bitchy, just blunt. Whats it worth to you if i am me? Organized in a way of life I cant explain. Organized with the intentions of happiness. Organized under the assumption that I will be successful. There is no worth in being organized. Blown over by tragedy. Blown over by love. Blown away by the realism I have found in some individuals. That is a worth I will welcome with open arms. Dont walk away. Dont run away. Dont waste away. Its

A Journey
ill tease and excite with my wit and charm i say sexy things to cause you alarm make you sit up and beg for what i can give an erotic journey is where we begin a scarf made of silk to bind your hands tight a feather to tickle and tease and delight small strokes over your body with lips of blood red small kisses ill place atop of your head a slow dance is in order for only you to see no touching at all the fun is for me with each item of clothing dropped to the floor you rise to the ocassion and cant stand no more you want to be with me inside me and out to feel me and kiss me and make my lips pout make me yours and ill do these wicked things just for you i know that you want me cause i want you too so kiss me and tell me your wicked little delights and ill let you keep me and warm up your nights

Did Lestat Really Write This #5
What does this dream mean-that my mortal friend is in danger? Or simply that his genetic clock has ticked to a stop. For a man of seventy-four years, death can come at any instant. Do I ever think of David that I do not think of death? David, where are you? Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. "I want you to ask me for the Dark Gift,'' I'd said to him when first we met. "I may not give it to you. But I want you to ask." He never had. He never would. And now I loved him. I saw him soon after the dream. I had to. But I could not forget the dream and perhaps it did come to me more than once in the deep sleep of my daylight hours when I am stone cold and helpless under literal cover of darkness. All right, you have the dreams now. But picture the winter snow in France one more time, if you would, piling about the castle walls, and a young male mortal asleep on his bed of hay, in the light of the fire, with his hunting dogs beside him. This had become

Dreams By Boyz Ii Men
Dedicated to Kally Here I am again, wondering if you're okay Can't stop this troubled heart Cuz we're apart, miles away Phone pressed up to my ear Wish you were here, holding me A face to go with your sweet voice Will bring me joy, totally I know I can't be there But baby it's alright I'll be waiting for you, tonight I pray that you'll be there When I close my eyes Meet me in my dreams, tonight One thing that never changes No matter what I can't wait to see you Can't wait to feel you And there's a place of our own, where we can go Nobody knows I close my eyes real tight And make love to you all night I know I can't be there Baby it's alright I'll be waiting for you, tonight I pray that you'll be there When I close my eyes Meet me in my dreams, tonight I wish I may, I wish you might Find some time when you sleep tonight To think of me and I'll appear before your eyes It's my paradise, your world You are my heart, m

Kissing Style
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Kissing Style? MY RESULT:Naughty Kisser Not the sorts of kisses you want to greet your grandma with on Thanksgiving. Kisses for you are merely a road stop on the way to grander places (and we don’t mean Shreveport, Louisiana). You kiss with enthusiasm (and tongue), and you’re not too concerned if anyone else catches you in the act. Hey, everyone loves an audience, right? While you’ve definitely got your own style going on, don’t be afraid to slow down a little. It’ll earn you respect, and believe it or not, it makes things a whole lot more fun. Take This Quiz!

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts of you have drifted near I sense them in my heart Along with all the sorrows not being with you has brought My tears are no longer empty they are filled with pain and such The sea they form is lovely yet deadly to the touch. When peaceful sleep encloses me I only dream of you These dreams are what hold me when my wishes don't come true This longing never ends and will never be satisfied Until my life is over and my heart and soul have died

Loneliness
Loneliness Written by me 2/1/96 As The Loneliness Sets In My Tears Begin To Fall And I Begin To Wonder Why I’m Alive At All I Wonder Why He Left Me So Handsome and So Tall And Once Again There’s Loneliness Just Me and Darkness That’s All

What To Do On A Day Off...
Nothing. I've already been to the gym. Now I'm just bored. Someone message me on yahoo or aim and talk to me...maybe that will help. Thik74 is the name. Or you can message me on here..I don't discriminate. Just do it. Or else!

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 11 - The Last Supper. (must See, Captivating.)
Well, pretty self explanatory. This is The Last Supper. The last supper they have together, the last supper before the betrayal and the arrest. Jesus is talking about how for all his apostles care what they could be eating was his body and his blood and they don't care anything at all about him, just what they will get out of this. Then he sings about how he knows who is going to betray him, how Peter will deny him in three hours three times and of course, Judas. This is my favorite scene in the entire show. It is absolutely breathtaking, brilliant, captivating, magical. I love the actors that play Judas and Jesus. I think they are both amazing, especially Judas.

New Meaning To Bringing Down The Walls
Ever feel like repeatedly banging your head against a brick wall. If you can get past the pain which will go numb after a few more times. Still feeling it, keep going it will fade. Oh, don't mind the blood it but it kind of stings when it gets in your eyes but that too will fade. The key is to keep a steady beat. Oh, getting dizzy? It is a good idea to sit but still continue to keep the beat or the pain will return. Don't mind that sudden crack it is just your skull. Squish oh what do you know you got down to the brain great job! Oh What do you know you passed out. Wonder if you will keep breathing? As the ambulance arrives you slightly come too, only to hear them say you have visable skull fragments digging deeper into your brain. You need surgery or well they couldn't save you and now your a veggie.

Please Help Me Get His Blast For His Bday
PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP I AM ALL OUT OF COMMENTS AND NEED AS MUCH HELP AS I CAN GET MY HUBBIES B-DAY IS MARCH 15TH AND I AM TRYING TO HELP GET HIS BLAST IN TIME FOR HIS B-DAY JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND HELP FULFILL A B-DAY WISH

Walking After Midnight
The full moon shines brightly above though the fog creeps forth. The trees gently whisper of my pressence as I step into the shadows behind you. I stiffle a laugh as you turn to see nothing behind you. Ok enough toying time to play the game. I step out onto the foggy path bathed in moonlight attempting to seem frightened. You notice me and ask if I am alright. I bite my lip to keep from laughing, as I say "I am alright but would you walk with me to keep the creeps away?" You agree as you look me up and down thinking you just might have scored. We begin walking as I move closer to you, you reach you arm around my waist. The trap is set and now I move in for a kiss. You greatfully return the favor as I move my lips to your neck and you cry out in pleasure and pain. Quietly licking my lips as you fall to the ground. "Good night, and thank you for being so kind." as I laugh my way into the shadows.

B Suited
Well finally I have like 3 hours home alone today, and was finally able to take just a few more pics. This will be the last time for at least 2 weeks b/c of my schedule. The only problem is that I don't have any more space to upload my pics. I need my level raised to add more pics, but I dont have the time to be on CTap b/c he is always home. I'm counting on my friends to help me out so I can show you my new bathing suit. Thanks alot. Miss Rae

This Is For A Friend
my friend rednecklady72 her hasbund is going into surgery tomowwor for his cancer and he my not live that long so can yall send some prayers and love her way and show her that there is people out there that cares thank you

My Friday Story
The Making of a Memory ©2005 Kathleene S. Baker One can't predict when or where they will come from; those memories that stay with us a lifetime and never fail to bring us warm, fuzzy feelings. My husband had just finished loading his car, he made one final lap back through the house, and then into the kitchen. "I guess all I need to do is fill my thermos and then I'm off." Down the drain went the hot water that had been warming it. With a very nostalgic look on his face he softly said, "When I filled this earlier, I thought of your mom." "Oh honey, that's so sweet. I know she's watching right now with a big smile on her face." The tears brimming my eyelids were about to spill over. "You know, I never fill my thermos that I don't think of her and I always smile too." The tone in his voice was tender as he spoke of my mother, who is no longer with us. Years ago we had been visiting my parents and the morning we were leaving Mother watched as Jerry began to fill his ther

Scene 2
SCENE 2 I was sitting there attempting desperately to draw breath, clenching my chest. You were there, remember? Someone was sitting beside you... a salesman I think. Then SHE sat down. Everything became so dry and sterile. She said,"You like to drive cars very fast." You replied,"Yes, I used to drive an ambulance." Then she said she was an angel. This smelly, toothless old bag lady. The air was quiet and I could hear only the conversation. No wet lips moving, no teeth clicking together, no breathing. She said."You have lust for me in your heart." You replied simply,"No." Then, she got up quietly and left. We did not speak after that. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

~~we Need To Show Our Balls In Our Country~~
Debate in Australia . This is true and can be checked at: http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/australia.asp Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in

The Color Of Friendship
The Color of Friendship Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best; the most important, the most useful, the favorite GREEN said: "Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority." BLUE interrupted: "You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing." YELLOW chuckled: "You are all so serious. I bring laughter, gaiety, and warmth into the world. The sun is yellow, the moon is yellow, the stars are yellow. Every time you look at a sunflower, the whole world starts to smile. Without me there would be no fun." ORANGE started next to blow her trumpet: "I a

Love Is.. Please Read
Love is: No obligations No expectations Respect Ruthless Completely Responsible Always kind Unconditional Justice Communication I believe that love ONLY exists to those who are willing and ready to live the rest of their lives with the one they love. Love is a very strong word and those who do not mean it, should NOT say it. A person should not change for another, should not fear the other, and should be faithful and truthful at all times. In a loving relationship, there are two separate people. No matter how much the other is in “love” they should always be separate. In a relationship between two people, one persons happiness is theirs and only theirs. They should not give their happiness away to the other and expect them to make them happy. Once we hand our happiness and our lives to another, it would be their choice to choose who you are and what you do. This is not correct. As humans we have to take responsibility of ourselves and love ourselves before we form a b

Love Tarot
wow talk about hitting it Your Daily Tarot Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Five of Swords card reversed suggests that at this time, it may be best to leave well enough alone or to take the moral high ground, as issues or memories of disrespect, abuse, cheating or trickery may be lying right below the surface. Opening this can of worms may bring everyone down. Keep your information or knowledge of a hidden truth to yourself, and just privately enjoy any personal victory without resorting to public embarrassment. All the parties involved have had an equal hand in bringing about the current circumstances, so any attempts to 'win' will be ultimately fruitless. Let it go -- it isn't worth it.

Working On A Saturday
One of the bad parts of working from home and being your own boss.. you put in time when you don't have to. At least it is keeping me from cleaning. :) It is a beautiful day.. sunny and warm. I put pluto out for some time in the sun so he can bark at all the squirrels and birds..lol. I will take him for a nice long walk later. I really can't wait for spring. Got the gas bill yesterday. They put the average temps on it vs last year. The daily temp last month was almost 10 degrees colder this year vs last year. Think I will make some brownies in a bit. I have such a sweet tooth. Guess I should get that haircut I keep putting off too. OK.. I better call the client back that left a message a little bit ago and tell him his site is working and figure out what he is doing wrong. Feel free to save me from working. I might buy ya a gift if ya do..lol.

It Doesnt Matter
People say it depends on how close you are to someone how bad it hurts when they die. THATS A LIE! I just lost my uncle. Yes, he was my uncle so I love him. But he was a selvish man who was hard to get along with. I just found out he died an hour ago. It still hurts like it does when i lose someone i am very close to. Its family he doesnt matter how close you are to the person. All that matters is how much you love them and how much you miss them when they are gone. So, dont say you wont miss someone when they are gone. Because when they are gone its to late and thats when you realize you cant redo things. So there is no, well next time i see him ill show i love him more. Or next time i see her Ill hug her tighter. DO IT NOW! because you never know there just might not be a next time.

How A 7 Yr Old Explains Sex
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pret

A Friend
A Friend Should Be Radical... They should love you when you're unlovable, Hug you when you're unhuggable, And bear you when you're unbearable. A Friend should be Fanatical... They should cheer when the whole world boos, Dance when you get good news, And cry when you cry too. But most of all, a Friend should be Mathematical... They should multiply the joy, Divide the sorrow, Subtract the past, And add to tomorrow, Calculate the need deep in your heart, And always be bigger than the sum of all their parts.

Butterfly
Crazy Town! Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby Such a sexy,sexy pretty little thing Fierce nipple pierce you got me sprung with your tongue ring and I ain't gonna lie cause your loving gets me high So to keep you by my side there's nothing that I won't try Butterflies in her eyes and looks to kill Time is passing I'm asking could this be real Cause I can't sleep I can't hold still The only thing I really know is she got sex appeal I can feel too much is never enough You're always there to lift me up When these times get rough I was lost Now I'm found Ever since you've been around You're the women that I want So yo, I'm putting it down. Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby come my lady you're my pretty baby ill make your legs shake you make me go crazy Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar.baby come my lady you

My Lazy Sunday Afternoon
And no, sex was not involved. At least not in the afternoon, Haha! I did spend the morning talking dirty with a much younger former playmate...LOL! My morning quickly declined to not so happy due to work related issues, I knew I needed a break. A couple of friends called and asked if I wanted to see the matinee for 300. I'd been planning on seeing it after I'd seen a preview in one of the mumms, so I figured, why not! I haven't been to a matinee in ages. It sounded like just what I needed...a movie and good company. The movie was actually very good, and I really appreciated the premise. Fighting for freedom is always something I get behind...and it was definitely my kind of action movie. Even the woman had a bit of a hellion streak.. (I hate when women are portrayed as whining little victims who always need a man to save them) Afterward, I decided to finish the afternoon off by playing in the pool. I'd turned my heater on, so it was a comfy 83 degrees. I even brou

Go Here! Read This!
http://www.penny-../ Awesome web-comic that I recently rediscovered If you are at all into video games you will love it http://www.pvponline.com/ Another of my faves though i don't read it online much. I usually pick up the monthly collection at my LCS and aside from Powers it is the book I most look forward to Finally, GO SEE 300!!!! It will indeed rock your face off

Damn Cold Weather Needs To Go
TELL U WHAT THIS COLD WEATHER REALLY NEEDS TO GO ONE DAY IT WILL BE UP IN THE 60"S THEN ITS BACK DOWN TO THE 20"S. ITS NO WONDER KIDS ARE GETTING SICK AND PASSING IT AROUND LUCKILY MY KIDS HAVE STAYED PRETTY HEALTHY THIS WINTER. THE ONLY THING THIS COLD WEATHER IS GOOD FOR IS CUDDLING WITH THE ONE U ARE WITH UNDER A NICE BIG COMFERTER AND STAYING WARM. WOULD BE NICE TO DO EVERYONCE IN AWHILE WITH NO KIDS AROUND JUST THE TWO OF U STAYING IN BED ALL DAY. I KEEP THINKING ONE DAY THAT MAY HAPPEN LOL. BETTER NOT HOLD MY BREATHE TOO MUCH ON THAT THOUGHT LOL. EVEN AT TIMES WHEN THEY ARE ALL GONE FOR THE WEEKEND IM STILL HAVING TO WATCH KIDS AT TIMES. OR THERE IS SOMETHING THAT HAS TO BE DONE THAT CANT WAIT. BUT ONE DAY IM JUST GONNA GO AND GET A ROOM AND NOT TELL A SOLE WHERE IM GOING SO I CAN JUST RELAX LOL. DONT GET ME WRONG LOVE MY KIDS DEARLY BUT THERE ARE TIMES US SINGLE MOMS NEEDS TIME TO OUR SELVES TO DO WHAT WE WANT AND NOT HAVE TO HAVE ANY WORRIES WHAT SO EVER. PERSONALLY I

Everything I Know
all i wanted was to love you. love you. completely. your heart, your soul, i feel so at home there. so connected. so at peace. in your eyes i see myself reflected. and now am i just supposed to stand here and let you destroy it all? destroy you? destroy me? the tie that binds us is unbreakable. we will always be connected. if you cry, i cry. if you die, i die. no one can live without a soul. without a heart. and you are my soul. and you are my heart. and in the next life, maybe it will be easier. but you said i was worth it...

Best Blog Ever.
My bff wrote this on her myspace. It's a little recap of stuff that happened at the bar Saturday. Enjoy: things not to do to pick up some one at a bar well i want out with some girls to a wondferful place called the salty dog. and i found dating no no for everyone to learn 1. ladies if you are trying to impress a man maybe getting your ass slap might not venue to find your future husband. if i was a guy and i saw you bent over having some stranger slapping your ass with a paddle. i do not think oh this one a keeper. i can wait to show mom. 2. if someone says there married please stop trying to rap to them . it is a lost cause. 3.if someone does tell you that they are married do not i repeat do not and say "god why are the good looking ones married" if you know that the "good looking ones" are married. try rapping to a ugly ones. chunky/ugly girls need love too. 4.if you want to pick up a girl please do not wear a shirt that says in the ass in the vagina in the mouth

Shouts
I love these. I had so much fun meeting new people the last time I did a shout. I did it for a week again and totally recommend it to EVERYONE. I have met some really fun and creative people. Give yourself a shout.

Please Help
PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FIRST CONTEST ITS THE SEXIEST WOMAN CONTEST SO PLEASE IF U HAVENT HELPED ALREADY PLEASE HAVE A HEART AND AT LEAST COMMENT AND RATE MY PIC.. TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS HELPED TY SO MUCH I APPRECIATE IT LOVE TO ALL

Good Bye
Just wanted to let anyone who reads this know, I cant comment any where. I can only use shout box and post blogs , I cant even comment on my own blogs . I had every intention of making up for slacking on my friends :( hopefully when I get back I can show you all some love. If not I guess Ill just have to start over again. :( If I dont talk to ya'all thoughout the day, have a wonderful week and Ill see you when I get beack from Texas ...hopefully xoxoxox

A Few Rude Ones
RUDE TO VERY RUDE Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. _____________________________________________________ What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. _______________________________________________________ What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. _______________________________________________________ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. _______________________________________________________ What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. _______________________________________________________ Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coff

Talk About A Dead Marriage!
Woman weds corpse... Mon Mar 12, 8:30 AM ET An Indian woman, despairing over her lover's accidental death when he fell down a well soon after their engagement, insisted on ceremonially marrying his corpse just minutes before the cremation. "It was for just few minutes the girl was dressed as a bride and then as a widow," K.M. Kapadia, a police officer in the town of Anand in western Gujarat state, said on Saturday. Wedding attendees sat the corpse up by a fire, the traditional center of Hindu wedding ceremonies, and chanted some marriage prayers before cremating the body, police said. "The girl refused to give away the body of her lover for the cremation till she tied the knot with him," Kapadia said. The bride's parents opposed the marriage but later attended the wedding ceremony and gave their 22-year-old daughter Tulsi Devipujak clothes and utensils as gifts, according to the Hindu tradition.

Cultivating Friendships
FRIENDSHIP IS not essentially a union of personalities is an attraction and magnetism of souls. Friendships often begin in a soulful way through the workings of fate. We might "just happen" to meet a person and find even the slimmest basis for a relationship. Over the years, each of us encounters many, many people, and yet only a few become friends, and over a lifetime maybe only a very few become truly intimate friend soul mates. The fact that it's impossible to explain just what makes someone a great friend, or that we can't go out and apply a formula for finding true friends, indicates how deep and unintentional friendship can be. It is as though souls recognize the hidden treasure in each other and forge the alliance, while the conscious mind goes on with its intentions, hopes, and expectations. It may be wise, then, to cultivate friendship in an indirect manner. Friendship may not respond well to pressure. It may be more fruitful to notice signs of potential friendship, and allow

Broken Home
My life is like a house that has been built too fast and is unstable. It was built with wood but without foundation, and it trembles when the wind blows. My house has damp and is cold from the wet hard rain: it's windows are broken and hammered shut. It's a house of little illusion. It's a house that's at any moment, expecting to fall; moreover, prepared to fall -having been rickety since inception. Nothing can surprise my house anymore. And yet, I find I am still surprised, constantly. In my house, those surprises frighten me. Is this what human beings go through in their quest for life? How can they stand it? I can't. I hope that when it comes time to do the right thing, I will know what it is. I hope I will do it and not look back. Because right now I feel like I still belong right where I am. © Andi 2007

Hmmmm...lol
You May Be a Bit Histrionic... Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention. And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed. You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate. If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more! What Personality Disorder Are You?

Your Love Life Secrects..oooohhh..
This IS true!! lol Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you speak your mind and don't hold back. You know you're right, and you can get quite angry about it. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Help This Baby Win!
She is the first baby in the 11th row with the pink head band! Vote for her lease! A friend of min eis trying tohelp this child win! Let's all show our love for a fellow cherrie! Thanx! http://power957.com/Pages.aspx?ID=50&type=banner

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Not Beautiful!
Don't hate me because I'm NOT beautiful! Why do people try to hook up with people just because looks and size! That isn't a good way to live because you will never find someone who fits in the right part of you life puzzle if it’s only based on if their HOTT or FINE or ANYTHING. It’s based on if you get to KNOW who you talk to because you might be talking to the person you should spend the rest of your life with and you will NEVER know unless you give them a chance even if they don't look as hot as you want them too!

Why Can’t I Have You?
Why can’t I have you? There are things I want to tell you I try telling you but when I do I come broken inside... I feel as if you might not care I hope you'll feel the same way it’s never going to happen between us... the love I have for you will never fade.....

You
My body; my hands Reaching and searching for you To feel; to grasp To hold you close to me My mind; my thoughts Contemplating what you want me to do To make you happy; to smile To make you appeased My eyes; my ears Pondering everything you say Every move your body makes Craving to see; to hear Everything you do My mouth; my skin Here to give and still take in To enjoy; to give pleasure Here for your desires; Most of all you My words; my breath Whispered and released just for you To hear; to feel To move you inside They strive to keep your spirit alive My touch; my caress Filled with love to ease your pain Here to help you relax; to clear your mind Give you a reason to set everything else aside My feelings; my heart So much to give, but still enough room to receive I need to need love to keep me strong My life; my world All shining bright when you were around Dumped then crushed, Everything gone wrong My anger; my pain Growing stronger

Ok Then No Contest
Not that I have given up, but at this time there are no takers for this contest, lol the comment bombers are licking their wounds over the morphing contest still I think, and the ct mafia is too stuck up the others, are just stuck in the middle, No big deal, maybe I should have a contest on The most Arrogant head stuck in their ass contest, I'm sure the comment bombers would right there on that one and the mafia would be "takein peeps down"..oh brother foooorrrgeettaaboutit, there really comes a point, an age where "high school" clicks should be put aside for other things like fun,and maybe helping people out in contests or joining contests but mostly just being a friend,I think that some groups here just don't get it. So I want to thank the mafia and the comment bombers for nothing you know the help and friendship they have shown me has been SO warm and caring lol whatever I don't need them,they have told me without saying a word that they could give a shit about me, they only help p

Spring Class Schedule For Men (humor?)
Spring Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, March 26, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. < FONT face=Tahoma color=black size=2> Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM . Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fl

Creature
You Are a Chimera You are very outgoing and well connected to many people. Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others. You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others. You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?

Profile Opens And Music Starts Playing
I just put one of those music players on my site and I was wondering if more people like profiles with or without music playing when it opens. I'm still just not sure if I want it to play music when the profile opens. So I guess my question is: Do you like it when you open a profile and it plays music or would you rather click on it yourself.

Christian
The Christian life must balance receiving and giving. The mind grows by taking in, but the heart grows by giving out; and the two activities must be balanced. Jesus urged, "Freely you have received, freely give." We can't give to others what we don't have; and what we have, we can get only from God.

Friends
You can never have too many friends... unless you're on a boat and you go over the maximum safe capacity and it capsizes and some of those friends are never seen again... but that kind of solves the initial problem so you rent another boat and realize that you have acquired new friends since the last accident and are doomed to repeat it. Ok... too much sugar.

Happy Hour(s) Tonight...
I WANNA THANK ALL THOSE WHO WERE NICE ENOUGH TO RATE MY STASH ITEMS AND PHOTOS TONIGHT DURING THE ENDLESS PERIODS OF HAPPY HOUR TONIGHT. I RETURNED THE FAVOR ON MOST (IF NOT ALL) OF YOU BY RATING YOU AS WELL. I KNOW I HAVE A LOT OF ITEMS TO RATE AND PEOPLE DIDN'T GET TO EVERYTHING I HAD BUT I AM GREATFUL FOR WHAT YOU DID GET TO.

It Didn't Have To Be This Way
This poem is dedicated to a friend I lost to a motorcycle accident. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ You're in a hurry to leave, Anxious to go for a ride. You didn't even think about it, You left your helmet inside. Alone on the highway, The wind blowing through your hair. I ask you to wear a helmet, to show you that I care. Racing in the wind, ninety miles per hour. Not wearing your helmet, Do you feel you have power? I got a call from the police an hour ago, They said you were lucky to be alive. I rushed to the hospital, Praying to God you would survive. Laying in the hospital bed, Every piece of your body bruised and torn apart. Seeing you lay there going through pain, was enough to break my heart. I prayed to my higher power, Asking him to make things right. But the angels came to visit you, You died that very night. As I look at you in the casket, Tears filling my eyes. Are you looking down from heaven?, Can you feel my p

Blood Test !!!argh!!!
Today (yesterday 13th march)was the dredded day of my first ever blood test, i was really scared, believe it or not i do have a phobia of needles and the unknown, so double the fear for me, one for the needle and two because id never had a test b4 so i didnt know what to expect. anyways, i didnt sleep all night because of it, tossin and turnin feeling like i was gonna throw up, anyways, im laid there with my eyes closed i here ever little sound and creek, and all i see flash in front of my eyes are needles after needles, so i got myself wound up really bad. b4 i know it, i here the alarm go of, its 7 o'clock i feel sick and dont wanna do anything, so i lay in bed until i cant lay there anymore b4 i have to get ready to go, so once ready, we gather our things and make our way to the doctors, we had to walk because we havent got no money and havent had none now for just under a week, we get paid on friday, im looking forward to that, ive been wanting to eat n drink nothing but frui

Me
Ok first off I am new to this. So there is a bit of what do I say. I grew up in or around Denver Co. From there I whent in to the Navy for five and a half years. In that time I got married and devorced. Whent back to Colorado to lick my wounds and try to make a new life. Whent to school for awile. Gunsmithing for those who wish to know. DId not finish. Ya not the smartest thing to do. In that time I moved down to Canon City Co. whent in to the national guard for three and a half years. I will admit there is a patern of not making good choices. Hey I never said I was a smart guy. Oh well life on the other hand has been good to me as well as a lot of fun. Now I live in Cheyenne Wy. and things still look like a kick in the pants. Thats it for now. I hope to have more to say later, lol.

Short Story
Coyote and the Moon Coyote was walking along the lake one night. it was a clear and pristine night all the stars shown and the moon glowed with a radiance that blinded him. He sat and thought why he never noticed how beautiful she really was till now and was thunderstruck with what he felt. He knew he had to go to her, being the master shapeshifter he is, he turned him self into a moonbeam and flew up to her. He charmed and wooed her for many months, and she accepted his love. Now he lived there many years and was very happy for once in his life, but being curious is his bane. He thought many times of going back down but always put it off, he was too happy. But as things went by his curiosity grew and grew, he knew things where happening down there and many would be interesting even the mundane where calling to him. The wind on his face, the cold fresh water along his body, the sweet smells of spring, the time of harvest when he would fill his gut till it bursted, all were luring

I Call You Faithful
He is known by many names. What do you know him as? I call you Holy Your name is Holy You are so Holy to me I call you Holy Your name is Holy Holy you are and Holy you’ll be Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I call you Righteous Your name is Righteous You are so Righteous to me I call you Righteous Your name is Righteous Righteous you are and Righteous you’ll be Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah! I call you Awesome Your name is Awesome You are so Awesome to me I call you Awesome Your name is Awesome Awesome you are and Awesome you’ll be Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I call you Faithful Your name is Faithful You are so Faithful to me I call you Faithful Your name is Faithful Faithful you are and Faithful you’ll be Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I call you Healer Your name is Healer You are the Healer to me I call you Healer Your name is Healer Healer you are and Healer you’ll be

Crazy Letter Survey
THE LETTER A are you available?: Yes what is your age?: 23 what annoys you?: vagueness THE LETTER B do you live in a big house?: yes when is your birthday?: November 18 1983 who is your best friend?: Ronna, the only one who has ever been consistent THE LETTER C what's your favorite candy?: don't really eat candy anymore who's your crush?: don't much have one when was the last time you cried?: earlier today THE LETTER D do you daydream?: all the time what's your favorite kind of dog?: ones that look wolf-like what day of the week is it?: Friday THE LETTER E how do you like your eggs?: As omelettes or scrambled have you ever been in the emergency room?: yes, and it sucked what's the easiest thing ever to do?: fail THE LETTER F have you ever flown in a plane?: yes do you use fly swatters?: Yes have you ever used a foghorn?: Yes THE LETTER G do you chew gum?: sometimes are you a giver or a taker?: Giver...too much do you like gummy candies?: they are

Diaryof A Viagra Housewife, Thanks Beer
Diary of a Viagra Housewife, Thanks ,Beer ...sigh Body: I'm reposting this at the request of my friend Kimmy! Viagra Housewife's Diary Diary of a Viagra Housewife Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When the time came to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Day 2 Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, does he actually think I haven't noticed? Day 3 This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears. Day 4 A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. t's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his

To Live By
We all know that when we transgress in some way, when we are dishonest, lie, steal, kill, cause harm to others, including through sexual misconduct, when we speak ill of people, when we stimulate, dull, or pollute our own minds by abusing substances such as alcohol and drugs out of our own unhappiness and desire for some relief from our pain, the consequences are invariably destructive, causing untold harm to others and to ourselves, whether we know it or not, whether we are beyond caring or not. Among the consequences of such actions is the certainty that they cloud the mind and fill it with various energies that prevent calmness, stability, and clarity, and the enlivened, deep-seeing perception that can accompany such clarity. They take their toll on the body as well, tending to keep it chronically contracted, tense, aggressive, defensive, full of the effects of anger, fear, agitation, and confusion, and ultimately, isolation; and in all likelihood, also full of grief and remorse.

~are You Searching For An Angel~
~Are you searching for an angel We'll I'm the one for you With shiny brand new halo I'll tell you what to do Before you go to sleep at night Look up in the sky You'll see a special twinkling light A message from on high You need me to be next to you No problem I can fly My wings are pretty new at this But I'll give it my best try If I need a little rest I'll nap upon a cloud You'll be my very best of friends Believe me you'll be proud I have to get these wings to work I'm new at this you know But if you give me just a chance My halo sure will glow So here I come I'm landing Wherever you might be Opps excuse me if we bump You'll know for sure it's me Forever I will be your friend My love comes naturally.~

Friends With Perks
Anyone one who helps us level up. With a min of 100 votes rates or photo comment, We will except any dares or pics to be taken of your choice. We are getting a little wild and daring in our old age LET THE GAMES BEGIN. LOL

Pondering...
...whether i should drive in the snowstorm later to hang out with Chris. I always hang out with her on Thursday nights. ...where the hell is this alleged snow?! Rain Overnight Low32°FPrecip80% Wind: NNE 17 mph Max. Humidity: 76% Sunset: 6:59 PM ET Avg. Low: 32°F Record Low: 12°F (1993) This is why i don't listen to people...

Today's Thoughts
I am so glad so many people think my job is so easy. I guess I play on the computer all day. And of course looking up parts can't be that hard, hell I can do it. So it must be easy. And apparently we just tell people I can work on bikes and I supposedly can't. Since I am the only girl working at any of the bike shops in the area I must be easy and sleep with my boss. I have nothing better to do than flirt, listen to some yuppy brag about his bike, look up parts you aren't going to order, listn to some speel about something your trying to sell me that I am not going to buy, give directions, or clean a bike. Don't forget playing on the computer. You know if half the crap was true I would be in the bike business, I sure as hell don't make enough to put up with the bs. I may not know everything about a bike especially some foreign piece or crotch rocket but I know more than most and am continuing to learn. It annoys the piss out of me when I am viewed as some stupid girl. So

Thursday 3/15/07
Just another day here today, but I noticed today especially, while I was answering mumms and other things on here that the site is getting alot of complaints from people saying that CT is turning more and more into MySpace,but I personally haven't seen any changes since I joined late last month. I think this site is safer than MySpace, or at least I feel like it is lol. Not sure why these pedophiles on Myspace and other similar sites have nothing better to do than prey on innocent little kids. Anyway, that is just my 2 cents worth and I will end this entry here. Good night everyone!

Problems
Too many problems Why I am here Don’t need to be Because you're all too clear And I can see there's something wrong with you But what do you expect me to do At least I gotta know what I wanna be Don't come to me if you need pity Are you lonely You got no one You got your body in suspension That's no problem Problem Problem The problem is you Eat your heart out on a plastic tray You don't do what you want and you'll fade away You won't find me working nine to five It's too much fun being alive I'm using my feet for my human machine You won't find me living for the screen Are you lonely All needs catered You got your brains dehydrated Problem Problem Problem The problem is you And whatcha gonna do Problem Problem I a death trip But I ain't automatic You won't find me just staying static Don't you give me any order To people like me there is no order Bet you thought you had it all worked out Bet you thought you knew what I was about Bet you thoug

I Am That I Am
I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations neither are you here to live up to mine, yeah I don't own no one no obligation no one own me none so everything is fine, fine I said I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am Don't underestimate my ability Don't definate my character Don't belittle my authority It's time you recognize my quality, yeah I said I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I said I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am learn to love, to love your brother don't covet your neighbour flee from the city, it's getting shitty it is full of outerquitty I said I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am that I am, I am, I am, I am I am the rock of ages you cannot move I at all I am the son of lightning you cannot move I at all son of Jacob cannot be moved at all

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
ok i found this video for this rage against the machine song that i love called Bullet in the head. Rage has always been a great band and they are supposedly getting back together so we'll see how that goes! and to all my North Eastern US homies be careful today guys its gonna snow like a mother fucker This time the bullet cold rocked ya A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika Nothin' proper about ya propaganda Fools follow rules when the set commands ya Said it was blue When ya blood was read That's how ya got a bullet blasted through ya head Blasted through ya head Blasted through ya head I give a shout out to the living dead Who stood and watched as the feds cold centralized So serene on the screen You were mesmerised Cellular phones soundin' a death tone Corporations cold Turn ya to stone before ya realise They load the clip in omnicolour Said they pack the 9, they fire it at prime time Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz And mutha fuckas lost their

Come Visit The Bikers Of The Clubhouse
glitter text glitter text glitter text JUST CLICK THE UPPER PIC & WE'LL SEE U SOON !! (repost of original by 'irma(bartender @th clubhouse cherrytap)' on '2007-03-16 10:16:06') (repost of original by 'EXECUTIONER/PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF CLUBHOUSE CHERRY TAP' on '2007-03-16 10:44:04')

So Lets Get In The "mood"
For tomorrow!!! What would St Pats be without the Unicorn Song? Sing along now... A long time ago, when the Earth was green There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the Earth was being born And the loveliest of all was the unicorn There was green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born The loveliest of all was the unicorn The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain" He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do Build me a floating zoo, and take some of those... Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born Don't you forget My unicorns Old Noah was there to answer the call He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall

Friday 3/16/07
Ok, I think I've decided what to write about in some of my blog entries now, I'm going to go through the Mumms and bulletins and see if their is a certain topic that is being brought up alot and if it's something worth talking about I'll post my thoughts on the subject. My favorite Mumms to answer are the ones that make you think as well as the ones pertaining to real life situations like the one yesterday about Crohn's disease. The silly stupid ones are ok to answer in order to earn points but that's just about all they're worth in my opinion lol.Hope everyone has a great day!

Resposibilies Of Being A Submissive
Spend adequate time exploring yourself, your needs and desires. Educate yourself - make the most of the resources that are available, but don't believe everything you hear or read. Trust reputable sources, but make your own mind up about what is the truth. Learn what your needs, desires and goal are; define them adequately. Make a list. Learn the difference between what you need and what you desire. Sometimes you cannot have both. Learn and understand your limitations, in depth. Learn the safety issues of all areas of your interest. Protect yourself adequately. Remember you have the right to "ask". Remember common sense, and use it. Remember the choice to submit is not a sign of weakness it is an adult choice. Be aware of the difference between safe, sane and consensual BDSM and abuse. Do not suffer abuse from anyone. If it is not consensual on behalf of both parties part it is abuse. Learn how to negotiate. Don't be afraid to ask, question and commu

Life
Life has it's ups and downs. It's up to you wither you swim or drowned. Each day is a test. Some can be a fucking mess. Will you come out smiling? Or do you feel like dying? Are you strong enough? Sometimes you have to draw the line and say enough is enough. Must you grow cold first? Fuck it. Go for the thrist. I know corney but it's something.

I'm Sorry Originally Posted As A Bulletin
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't good enough to "satisfy" your needs. I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry if I'm not tan enough for you I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry if im too tall/short for you. I'm sorry if my hair is not long/short enough. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry". If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

Gift Exchange
Wanna know how hot you are??? You're OK-----teddy bear You're CUTE----red rose I'd Do Ya!!----any spicy gift You're SEXY----dozen roses Let's Be Friends----kitten Wanna get Married??---any big pimpin' gift Repost this and see how many gifts you get!!! start with me then copy and post it in your blog and see what others think of you!!

A New Day
from the ashes of my heart comes a new dawn promising to reclaim a love that was long forgotten from out of the darkness comes a glimmer of light showing me the way out of the depths of despair from the glowing sun comes a warmth giving me heat where it was only a sliver of ice from you comes the promise of a new day and a new love to keep me safe

Comments.....
ok so lots of people stop by and read my blogs but most of the time never comment.... so whats the go with that i ask???? are you trying to be polite and not say random shit about peoples mindless ramblings??? i jibber jabber away alot and its nice to know if people like the jibber jabber or are sick of the same old shit i jibber jabber on with... i can jibber away till the cows come home so my mindless ramblings can go on and on most of the time i think i am going crazy... other times i have mental blocks... so ideas would be nice.. do i write some more erotic stuff or kiss and tell??? do i write more poetry about hte darkness in me... or shall i just jibber jabber away about nothing at all really???? comments are more than welcome to me as i bear no ill will or grudges for too long... i almost always have a larf at myself and what goes on in my life like waiting for cancer results..... gota laugh or you go crazy... any way that is some more jibber jabbering for now till

Take The Test And Have Fun
You scored as The reaper. You are the reaper the most feared creature of death. You are feared by many and love itVampire75%The reaper75%Ware wolf75%Which creature of death are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Any Help
would mean alot to me. The guy i talked about in my last post that I am interested in. Has epilepsy I know nothing about this except it affects the brain and stress can affect it in a bad way. I'm looking for anyone that can tell me more about it and help me out a bit. I just want to know as much about epilepsy as possible so i can do my very best to help him. I feel so helpless right now anytime it acts up. He gets dizzy and the only thing i know to do is pull him away from the chatroom and talk to him in private. Sometimes hes not even at the computer and he gets dizzy. There may not be alot I can do to help him. But the least I can do is try. I cant sit by and just watch anymore. I have to do something even if it means just learning about his disability. So, please anyone that knows anything about epilepsy even if its just one thing or if its something i already know. It will mean alot to me. I just know i cant sit by and not even try to help anymore. He's to important to me to do t

Ct Women Pi** Me Off
I bust my but to help out all the people on CT, yet it seems like no one ever bothers to return the favor. I've rated hundreds of pictures so i can get my own level ups. I have had some help and to those of you who have THANK YOU VERY MUCH, but to those of you who haven't, (yet you seem to keep building and building)I stick my tongue out to give you a big old rasberry .... don't know how to spell it but it sure sounds like a wet fart. Thanks for being a helping community. Seems all most wanna do around here is help themselves.

How I Feel
Half the time i feel like no one cares, even though i know in my head there are people that care about me, its not the first time ive felt this way, and its not the last time. I know there are people out there worst than me, i know there are people who live out on the streets with no one to love them. Why should i feel this way, feeling like if i roll out the gates to do our mission i really dont care if i come back, i really dont. If i go to higher ups in my unit than when im out of the army in 2010 i will be labeled crazy and it will be hard to get a job, so im stuck in limbo trying to find a cure for this and coming up short. i always wondered if i die over here like so many other soldiers before me would they do a closed casket or an opened one, what would i look like, would they put me in my Class A's, or if a closed would they still use the bodybag, or every a sleeping bag as ive seen earlier in my deployment. what makes this all worse is when i try to tell people how i feel,

Pisces The Piece Of Ass
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. Don't try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. Send to 7 friends. TAURUS: The Tramp Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.. J Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO: The Virgin Dominant in relationship

Cheating Hurts
Girl: is on the couch making out with a hot guy, her cellphone rings... Girl:Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call. Boy: Yeah okay. Sure. She walks into the next room. Girl: Hey! What's up? Guy [on her cellphone]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? What are the chances my boss let me get out early. Girl: Yeah, sounds great! Guy [on her cellphone]: Okay. I'm right by your house, I'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea... Guy [on her cellphone]: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now... sorry. Guy [on her cellphone]: With what? It's our anniversary! You didn't make any other plans did you...? In her head she yells, SHIT! Throws clothes back on quickly. Girl: No No... I was just eating... with the family. Guy [on her cellphone]: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? The guy walks into her house, turns the corner into the hallway. Goes downst

To Blog To Blog
well just a quick hoi hoi to say hello to you all...... just putting little ones to bed and going myself too.. goodnight to my special guy(you know who u r) and want to say thanks to u all who sent me some get well wishes for my surgery and recovery.... big hugs and kisses to you all..xxxxooooo thank you also to someone special for all your spongebaths, well i should say showers... hehehehehe and for scrubbing my back....hehehehehe could keep going about what else we got up to but would be told by a certain woman to go get a room....which i plan on doing as soon as im better... any how thats all for now.. goodnight and big hugs and kisses...

Oh No!! Not Again!!
Ok. So like I took Amber to Pikes Peak. Shes never been there. Well needless to say, we had a little to much fun!! As usual. Also, not spending time with a friend ended up turning to shit but oh well, its not my loss :) If your reading this, you know who you are!! Anyway. Hope you all like my new pics!! Take care and have lots of fun!!

What Do Your Hands Say About You
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Idealistic and dreamy, you tend toward the impractical. You have a knack for getting yourself in sticky situations. Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life. Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life. What Do Your Hands Say About You?

Dad's Story.. Grab The Tissues, They Will Be Needed!!
>> >On July 22nd I was enroute to Washington, DC , on a business trip. It >> >was >> >all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I >> >collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made >> >for >> >Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative >> >immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave >> >the >> >plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At >> >this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. >> > >> >When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came toward me and >> >said, >> >"Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the >> >emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so >> >you >> >can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be >> >calm >> >took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone >> >where I called the number he gave

Male V. Female @ The Atm Machine
MALE v. FEMALE @ THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ********************************************** FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on

Here's One Of Many...
I just had to post this one... It is pretty darn accurate... You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Need Some Help....
First, thank you to all my friends and fans for all the rates and comments!! Anyone who has not fanned me I would be very thankful if you did. If I did not get around to rating you or fanning you, I certainly will. I need more friends and comments if anyone out there can help me out?? I keep promises and I promise to return all the love I get!! ;) Sending love & kisses to all of you ;) *Muahhh!*

Real Newspaper Ads-got This In An Email From Tammy :)
REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE : FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life
YOUR LIFE WILL RESPOND TO YOUR OUTLOOK -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Life is largely a matter of expectation. If you want to succeed, you must expect to succeed. When you expect things to happen, strangely enough, they do happen. Expectation energizes your goals and give them momentum. When you believe something good can happen, it will happen. Set your goals high. If you want to succeed beyond your wildest expectations you have to begin with some wild expectations. The dreams you believe in come to be.

I Figured It Was Time To Update....
& i finally got bored enough to actually sit here & type. life is going a little slow right now...but other than that i can't really complain. as some of you already know sean had his leave recently & i kinda vanished from my online distractions, lol. he was here for a little under 2 weeks & i have to say that those months of loneliness & day counting were well worth the time i spent with him. i swear...if i could have glued myself to him i prolly would have. he left at 5 am on the 13th...our wedding anniversary. now i was sad that he was leaving but after spending so many holidays & anniversaries on my own it was nice to have him with me for this anniversary...even if it was only for a few hours. they were calling final bording call for his flight & he was still holding me...he apologized for leaving me again...i smiled at him & told him he didnt have to apologize to me for anything. his job as a marine holds many challenges...& mine as his wife has its own. he kissed me & hel

A Fathers Form Letter To Dump His Daughters Boyfriend For Her
Why you can’t date my little Princess Form Letter Dear _______________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply) 1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine my daughter taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my grandchildren to it. 2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture my daughter yelling out in a fit of rage. 3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY wallet a little lighter and YOUR pants a little tight

The White Snake
A long time ago there lived a king who was famed for his wisdom through all the land. Nothing was hidden from him, and it seemed as if news of the most secret things was brought to him through the air. But he had a strange custom, every day after dinner, when the table was cleared, and no one else was present, a trusty servant had to bring him one more dish. It was covered, however, and even the servant did not know what was in it, neither did anyone know, for the king never took off the cover to eat of it until he was quite alone. This had gone on for a long time, when one day the servant, who took away the dish, was overcome with such curiosity that he could not help carrying the dish into his room. When he had carefully locked the door, he lifted up the cover, and saw a white snake lying on the dish. But when he saw it he could not deny himself the pleasure of tasting it, so he cut off a little bit and put it into his mouth. No sooner had it touched his tongue than he heard a strang

Sweetheart Roland
There was once upon a time a woman who was a real witch and had two daughters, one ugly and wicked, and this one she loved because she was her own daughter, and one beautiful and good, and this one she hated, because she was her step-daughter. The step-daughter once had a pretty apron, which the other fancied so much that she became envious, and told her mother that she must and would have that apron. Be quiet, my child, said the old woman, and you shall have it. Your step-sister has long deserved death, to-night when she is asleep I will come and cut her head off. Only be careful that you are at the far-side of the bed, and push her well to the front. It would have been all over with the poor girl if she had not just then been standing in a corner, and heard everything. All day long she dared not go out of doors, and when bed-time had come, the witch's daughter got into bed first, so as to lie at the far side, but when she was asleep, the other pushed her gently to the front, and t

The Golden Bird
In olden times there was a king, who had behind his palace a beautiful pleasure-garden in which there was a tree that bore golden apples. When the apples were getting ripe they were counted, but on the very next morning one was missing. This was told to the king, and he ordered that a watch should be kept every night beneath the tree. The king had three sons, the eldest of whom he sent, as soon as night came on, into the garden, but when midnight came he could not keep himself from sleeping, and next morning again an apple was gone. The following night the second son had to keep watch, but it fared no better with him, as soon as twelve o'clock had struck he fell asleep, and in the morning an apple was gone. Now it came to the turn of the third son to watch, and he was quite ready, but the king had not much trust in him, and thought that he would be of less use even than his brothers, but at last he let him go. The youth lay down beneath the tree, but kept awake, and did not le

The Three Feathers
There was once upon a time a king who had three sons, of whom two were clever and wise, but the third did not speak much, and was simple, and was called the simpleton. When the king had become old and weak, and was thinking of his end, he did not know which of his sons should inherit the kingdom after him. Then he said to them, go forth, and he who brings me the most beautiful carpet shall be king after my death. And that there should be no dispute amongst them, he took them outside his castle, blew three feathers in the air, and said, you shall go as they fly. One feather flew to the east, the other to the west, but the third flew straight up and did not fly far, but soon fell to the ground. And now one brother went to the right, and the other to the left, and they mocked simpleton, who was forced to stay where the third feather had fallen. He sat down and was sad. Then all at once he saw that there was a trap-door close by the feather. He raised it up, found some steps, and wen

The Singing, Soaring Lark
There was once upon a time a man who was about to set out on a long journey, and on parting he asked his three daughters what he should bring back with him for them. Whereupon the eldest wished for pearls, the second wished for diamonds, but the third said, dear father, I should like a singing, soaring lark. The father said, yes, if I can get it, you shall have it, kissed all three, and set out. Now when the time had come for him to be on his way home again, he had brought pearls and diamonds for the two eldest, but he had sought everywhere in vain for a singing, soaring lark for the youngest, and he was very unhappy about it, for she was his favorite child. Then his road lay through a forest, and in the midst of it was a splendid castle, and near the castle stood a tree, but quite on the top of the tree, he saw a singing, soaring lark. Aha, you come just at the right moment, he said, quite delighted, and called to his servant to climb up and catch the little creature. But as he

The Raven
There was once upon a time a queen who had a little daughter who was still so young that she had to be carried. One day the child was naughty, and the mother might say what she liked, but the child would not be quiet. Then she became impatient, and as the ravens were flying about the palace, she opened the window and said, I wish you were a raven and would fly away, and then I should have some rest. Scarcely had she spoken the words, before the child was changed into a raven, and flew from her arms out of the window. It flew into a dark forest, and stayed in it a long time, and the parents heard nothing of their child. Then one day a man was on his way through this forest and heard the raven crying, and followed the voice, and when he came nearer, the bird said, I am a king's daughter by birth, and am bewitched, but you can set me free. What am I to do, asked he. She said, go further into the forest, and you will find a house, wherein sits an aged woman, who will offer you meat and

The Two Travelers
Hill and vale do not meet, but the children of men do, good and bad. In this way a shoemaker and a tailor once met on their travels. The tailor was a handsome little fellow who was always merry and full of enjoyment. He saw the shoemaker coming towards him from the other side, and as he observed by his bag what kind of a trade he plied, he sang a little mocking song to him, sew me the seam, draw me the thread, spread it over with pitch, knock the nail on the head. The shoemaker, however, could not bear a joke, he pulled a face as if he had drunk vinegar, and made a gesture as if he were about to seize the tailor by the throat. But the little fellow began to laugh, reached him his bottle, and said, "No harm was meant, take a drink, and swallow your anger down." The shoemaker took a very hearty drink, and the storm on his face began to clear away. He gave the bottle back to the tailor, and said, "I took a hearty gulp, they say it comes from much drinking, but not from great thirst. Sh

Iron John
There was once upon a time a king who had a great forest near his palace, full of all kinds of wild animals. One day he sent out a huntsman to shoot him a roe, but he did not come back. Perhaps some accident has befallen him, said the king, and the next day he sent out two more huntsmen who were to search for him, but they too stayed away. Then on the third day, he sent for all his huntsmen, and said, scour the whole forest through, and do not give up until you have found all three. But of these also, none came home again, and of the pack of hounds which they had taken with them, none were seen again. From that time forth, no one would any longer venture into the forest, and it lay there in deep stillness and solitude, and nothing was seen of it, but sometimes an eagle or a hawk flying over it. This lasted for many years, when an unknown huntsman announced himself to the king as seeking a situation, and offered to go into the dangerous forest. The king, however, would not give his cons

Pantera - This Love
Pantera This Love If ever words were spoken Painful and untrue I said I loved but I lied In my life All I wanted Was the keeping Of someone like you As it turns out Deeper within me Love was twisted and pointed at you Never ending pain, quickly ending life -- (Chorus) You keep this love, thing, child, toy You keep this love, fist, scar, break You keep this love I'd been the tempting one Stole her from herself This gift in pain Her pain was life And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you But you make me so unhappy I'd take my life and leave love with you I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself -- (Chorus) No more head trips

You Never Know
You Never Know Author Unknown You never know when someone May catch a dream from you. You never know when a little word, Or something you may do May open up a window Of the mind that seeks the light The way you live may not matter at all... But you never know - it might. And just in case it could be That another's life through you. Might possibly change for the better With a broader brighter view. It seems it might be worth a try At pointing the way to the right. Of course, it may not matter at all, But then again it might.

Poem
He drives a big truck. He drives on a team. Works his butt off for the American dream. Trying to stay legal. Trying to stay awake. Pushing the limits of what his body can take. Cell phone rings; he’s got to take it. A backhaul in Jersey. He can just barely make it. A call from the boss. A call to his wife. “I’m coming home late, but I‘ll be home tonight” One more run. One more drop. One more cup of coffee gets him to the next stop. He’s all out of hours. One last call on the phone. “Baby, your Daddy’s on his way home!”

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition!
ok i love STP as ya all know so I figured i'd go back and play a song by them that was released on there tiny music songs from the vatican gift shop album in 1996 and was probably the best song on that cd lol but it was still a great song. enjoy Trippin on a hole in a paper heart :D Don't cut out my paper heart, I ain't dyin' anyway Take a look at eye full towers Never trust them dirty liars Sippin' lemon yellow booze 'ole' leadbelly sings the blues All dressed up on wedding day keep on trippin' anyway I am I am I said I'm not myself, but I'm not dead and I'm not for sale So keep your bankroll lottery eat your salad day deathbed motorcade Fake the heat and scratch the itch Skinned up knees and salty lips I'll breathe your life vicks vapor life And when you binge I purge alike Let go it's harder holding on One more trip and I'll be gone So keep your head up Keep it on, just a whisper I'll be gone Take a breath and make it big It's the last you'll ever get B

Love Horoscope
Dear Kimberly, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Tuesday, March 20: Your partner is going to love what you've got to say today, so don't leave anything out. It might be a good time for discussions of the future or making plans for travel -- the two of you are back in sync.

Who Does Starbucks Think They Are
NO COFFEE FOR THE MARINES Their coffee is tasting more and more bitter..... STARBUCKS DENIES COFFEE TO MARINES Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! As a war vet writing to fellow patriots, I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house for what they and I believe is right. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will ev

Pregnancy, Estrogen, And Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal agai

Things That Sound Dirty
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT AT THE OFFICE AREN'T: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. HMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office but it isn't: 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! -------------------- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN LAW AREN'T: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $2

Who Is This Person
they leave crappy comments and then dont give you permission to respond. hey jackass its the internet not real life. from: SaraSmiles date: 2007-03-21 00:19:46 subject: so sad read receipt: Yes replied: No block user so sad to think that it's btwn you and another guy that have to be immature on a website.. Have a good night

Why Oh Why
Why oh why Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the bank? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? If it's true that we are here t

Sex
Imagine you could only engage in one sexual behavior for the rest of your life, one single sex act and no other. What would it be? In some ways, sex is like air. When you have an abundant supply, and easy access, it's the easiest thing in the world to take for granted. But if your supply gets suddenly cut off, it will make you stand up and take notice like nothing else. Metaphors aside, our sexual options are not usually completely cut off. There are many people who live their lives without having certain kinds of sex. Whether it's for religious, cultural, physical, monetary, emotional, or other reasons, we don't all have access to every kind of sex play. Those of us with greater access can forget this at times. This week's sex tip is meant to encourage you to stop taking sex for granted, and to think more creatively about the sex you have. The Most Powerful Sex Breathtaking Orgasms That Turn Sex Into a Spiritual Event www.BlowHerMindEveryTime.com Sex tips for Informa

Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
ok so my friend betty requested this song so here's Black Lab - This Night There are things, I have done There's a place, I have gone There's a beast, and I let run Now it's running my way There are things, I regret But you can't forgive, you can't forget There's a gift, that you send You sent it my way So take this night Wrap it around me like a sheet I know I'm not forgiven But I need a place to sleep So take this night And lay me down on the street I know I'm not forgiven But I hope that I'll be given some peace There's a game, that I play There's are rules, I had to break There's mistakes, that I made But I made 'em my way So take this night Wrap it around me like a sheet I know I'm not forgiven But I need a place to sleep So take this night And lay me down on the street I know I'm not forgiven But I hope that I'll be given some peace Some peace.... Some peace.... Some peace

My Dreams And My New Hopes In Life
(This was written in my live journal and few friends will know why I just hurting all the time after reading it.)(Plus this week is hard to be strong tomorrow the 22nd would of been my 1 year anniversary with the only woman i loved and that was shattered like glass) this was time stamped 8:55pm 3/20/07 Curent mood:(confused, with partial depression and loss of confidence) Lately I am not sure what the hell I want in life anymore. I have dreams and I have hopes, that are just fading, and rigth now do not care anymore. I know I will get this degree and then well I think I will request to go into the service. Yeah I said the service, I lately jsut do not have the confidence for anything anymore, and right now questioning alot of things. I do not know if I am meant to be with anyone anymore. I was told by a friend and I quote"How can anybody not want u? Ur such a great guy, ur sweet, kind and the most caring and thoughtful person on the planet. I mean that, really. U can't g

Blow Jobs
>>>!!!!BLOW JOBS!!!! >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. >>> >>>2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. >>> >>>3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not >>>standard practice to cum on someone's face. >>> >>>4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. >>> >>>5. M y ears are NOT handles. >>> >>>6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I >>>heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT >>>puke on your dick? >>> >>>7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. >>> >>>8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it >>>through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I >>>don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have >>>sex right now. >>> >>>9. Extension to #8 - "Blue

Entry For March 21, 2007
When I was a kid, I couldn't go more than three months without some cold or more than a year without an ear infection. My only school year of perfect attendance was in tenth grade, but I like to think I more than made up for it. Now at least it just feels like my head is burning up . . . yes, I'm a wimp when it comes to being sick, another good thing about this move we're making. I thought by adulthood I'd finally catch every variety of cold there is -- there's more than 200! But I moved to North Dakota, not that I regret that for a New York minute (by the way, just how long is a New York minute; longer or shorter than sixty seconds?) or the two-and-a-half-day drive drive from Florida. Must be something in the air which the rest of my family has gone through or is going through now. I hear this is also the state whose citizens have the longest lifespan, so I might outlive everybody! ;) As one of the stops of Minot State University's nationwide tour with its women's choir wh

Is There Any Other Way To Lick Pussy?
subject: Is there any other way to lick pussy? i thought this was standard opperating procedure... (repost) date: 2007-01-02 13:07:47 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lip

Fool #22 (by Outlaw Angel)
YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO ME I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME BE. YOU PLAYED YOUR GAME, OK YOU WIN BUT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS IN THE END. YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL YOU HAD YOUR LITTLE FUN BUT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MAN ENOUGH TO TELL ME YOU WERE DONE.

Rip Larry "bud" Melman
Listening to the radio today, I found out that Larry "Bud" Melman (real name: Calvert DeForest) died on the 19th. It kind of bums me out. tag: Larry Bud Melman, Calvert DeForest, death, comedy, actor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

So I Stole This Quiz....
Which Seven Deadly Sin are you? Greed- You think everything is yours. If you don't have it, you need it. NOW.Everything will be taken from you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

U.s. Judge Allows Porn!
In a news story on Yahoo, a U.S. Federal judge said basically that it's the parents' responsibility to watch their own kids to make sure they don't get to porn. He based this basically on the fact that blocking software has come a long way from the 90's when the law in question was written.It's about darn time!tag: law, legal, adult, mature, news -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

What Was Worse: Bush's Or Clinton's Lies
I put a political resolve on Essembly.com that I'd like you to look at. It basically states that the stuff going on in the current administration's White House is more deserving of an impeachment hearing than Clinton's sex scandal.What are your thoughts?tag: politics, Bush, Clinton, crime, poll-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Forgiveness
Forgiveness Forgiveness is letting go of the pain and accepting what has happened, because it will not change. Forgiveness is dismissing the blame. Choices were made that caused the hurt; we each could have chosen differently, but we didn't. Forgiveness is looking at the pain, learning the lessons it has produced, and understanding what we have learned. Forgiveness allows us to move on towards a better understanding of universal love and our true purpose. Forgiveness is knowing that love is the answer to all questions, and that we all are in some way connected. Forgiveness is starting over with the knowledge that we have gained. I forgive you, and I forgive myself. I hope you can do the same.

Dj Shan Live At Club Fantasia!!!
http://www.TrippyText.com - Trippy Texthttp://www.MakeYourSpace.com/ - MySpace Layouts GREAT MUSIC AND GOOD FUN LETS GET THIS PATY STARTED COME JOIN US IN THE HOTTEST NEW LOUNGE ON CT CLUB FANTASIA IS ROCKIN

Check Your Mexican Status:
Check your Mexican status: If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!! If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican. If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....."You're Mexican, bigtime!!! If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too). If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo. If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican. If you have ever

A Shout Between Myself And Ruby Yesterday....
Start at the bottom, we're a little crazy. I was first. ->Ruby Cairo...: LET ME IN! Ruby Cairo...: ALL ARE WELCOME IN THE LIGHT! ALL ARE WELCOME! ->Ruby Cairo...: *the light?! I don't wanna go into the light! It'll burn my retinas!* Ruby Cairo...: ITS SO COLD! SO COLD! ->Ruby Cairo...: *echos* Nati??? I'm scared... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ruby Cairo...: SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! ->Ruby Cairo...: *HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* Ruby Cairo...: NOOOOOO! OH DEAR GOD WHY? WHY? ->Ruby Cairo...: *screams and vanishes* ->Ruby Cairo...: i'm afraid i'll be gone one day.... like that movie the forgotten... or abandoned.... NATI! DON'T LEAVE! Ruby Cairo...: wtf? ->Ruby Cairo...: GONE

3hrs In..
.. and I'm already bored silly at work. I haven't done a thing other than pull charts and look up info !! I wish Sara was here (the other admin) .. at least that way I'd have someone else to talk to here! Another 6hrs here adn then 4hrs at my other job. thank god for the weekend. I need to pick up some supplies at the market at lunch so I have everything I need to do some baking on sunday.. I think I might take Josh to the movies Saturday night depending on what's playing right now. Hopefully something both of us hasn't seen yet.. *counts down the hours till home*

Aol Openride(multi Browser)
Download of the Day: AOL OpenRide (Windows) Windows only: This may come as a shock, but AOL OpenRide is really, really cool. It combines a tabbed Web browser, an AOL/POP e-mail client, an AIM chat applet, and a video/music/photo/file player/viewer. In other words, it's kind of like the AOL of old--but with a much smaller footprint. And as with everything AOL these days, it's free. I particularly liked the Dynasizer, a little drag-and-drop handle for resizing the four main panes however I want. Not everything is working perfectly at this point, but this is still a pretty slick program. Worth checking out. You can go: http://lifehacker.com/software/aol/download-of-the-day-aol-openride-windows-208076.php for free download it and use so interesting. if you have 9 page open,you can see all of them together and choose that page you need it. I hope it will be attractive for computer users.thanks for all. saeidkh(vary)

Spring Break
Spring is in the air. Birds are singing. The grass is greener. The sun is bright. The kids are out for spring break….. What? Did I just say that? The kids are out for Spring Break next week. I need to find something constructive for the kids to do. I might take them to the beach or the park or something. We will find something to do.

A Debt Of Love
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When people ask me when and how I started in the ministry, I tell them that I got started in January of 1971 as a college student, not long after I had been saved. While I was sitting in my dorm room studying, the thought hit me, What have you ever done for anyone else? I began to think about my life, and I started to cry. I was suddenly overwhelmed with the thought that everything I had done in my life had been for myself, and I began to wonder what I could do. Then I recalled how I always loved going to the boys’ club and participating in their athletic programs. So I thought, I can coach a boys’ basketball team! And that’s what I did! I started coaching nine fourth-grade boys with all I had. I’d pray with them and talk to them about the Lord every chance I got. That’s how I started in ministry. I had a revelation of how much God had done for me, how selfish I had been, and that I needed to sh

Pendulum Scrying
The ancient Romans were renowned for pendulum scrying and their methods were detailed in the writings of Roman historian Ammianus Marcellinus. It is also possible that French seer Nostradamus used this same Roman method of basin scrying by means of a pendulum to produce individual letters that formed intelligible prophetic verses. The bowl used was a composite material of many metals, meaning it was made of electrum, an alloy of gold and silver. A ring was attached by thread to a wand. The ring was probably a band of electrum with occult characters engraved upon it. The twenty four letters of the Greek alphabet were engraved into the flange of the basin. The table used was probably a tripod in which to support the basin. It was made out of branches of laural and had three legs. Laural was the substance specified by the Enochian angels for the scrying table of John Dee. Another method which has been used in Europe for centuries involves the suspension of a ring from a thin silk thre

Rating
This is for the asshole that rated my photo a 5. I don't mind the rating because that is why we have a 1 to 10 scale. What I am saying if you a man or woman enough to give a rating on someone then don't be a coward and identify yourself. I won't threaten to open a can of whup ass on the computer because that would be rather stupid then most chicken shits hide behind there computer with a fake name or better than that no name as who rated me. However if I were to ever meet up in person with a coward such as yourself I would imagine I would backhand the piss out of you. Like I say I don't mind the 5 but don't be a pussy and identify yourself you chicken shit. If this is NSFW then I am damn sorry about that block it or whatever you do to it. I don't care

Ouch
My stomach hurts so bad right now. It has been like this for the past three days. I wish it would stop rolling. I really am just like my mother. Stress is coped with by getting a horrible stomach ache. I quit eating, it only makes it worse.

Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Craw

Welcome Home Engineer Company B Marines
It's been a year of bravery, honor and dedication. Last March, South Bend's Engineer Company B Marines learned they would soon leave for Iraq. The vow, “I will obey the orders of the President of the United States,” suddenly became a little more real for all of them. “We pretty much knew that it was going to come,” First Sgt. Robert Rhodes told WSBT News last year. “It's just been a matter of when.” On July 17, 2006, Company B left South Bend for Camp Pendleton, California. Some said their tearful goodbyes for the second time in three years. Sergeant John Lee of South Bend said his emotions varied. “You get excited some days,” he said. “Some days you get nervous obviously because you're going to war.” Local parents, friends and loved ones said they struggled through this deployment. Like the other Company B Marines on their second tour in Iraq, Debbie Smith's son -- Sergeant Andrew Freedman -- volunteered to go back a second time. She said knowing what to expect didn't mak

Have A Great Life!!!!
I am tired and I am done. No more drama. No more calling me complaining about your life. Don't you think I have problems of my own as well. What the fuck are you thinking, do you really think I care. You are an ass always have been always will be. There was a point there where I thought you might have changed but hey you didn't. So leave me the fuck alone cause I don't care about you or your problems anymore. You have someone else to control. I am out of your grasp. You can no longer control or hurt me as you have in the past. Hope you have a great life and I wish you well in whatever you do. Damn I feel better now. Thanks for letting me vent again. To my true friends love ya bunches. To my new friends..well ya'll would agree with me to a point atleast about drama.

Silence
i lay asleep in my bed, the back door is unlocked as usual...u softly walk in and into my bedroom. Very carefully you run your fingers across my naked back....i stir but do not wake up..i turn over and you catch my hands and quickly tie them to the bed. upon feeling the satin tying my hands i start to wake up and feel your hand cover my mouth. You whisper in my ear not to scream and knowing your voice do as im told. You move down to take each ankle and tie them to the other end of the bed so i lay spread eagle and open to the world... next you look me in the eyes and touch my face. ever so gently you start to kiss me.. i close my eyes and am thinking about what is to happen next. You then get yet another piece of satin and blindfold me. Shhh you whisper as i go to protest. I want to see your face but you say im not allowed. You trail soft featherlike kisses down to my breast and take my nipple in your mouth and suck gently, while grabbing my other nipple and piching it hard. I take a s

Don't Lose Faith
Inspired by Scrawny Pale Guy ™@ CherryTAP Dreams and wishes, Truth and lies. The labrynth of reality is pain. Open your eyes and see what I see. Don't lose faith - Believe in Life in Love in strength of Heart. Let me open the door to your future. You only have to take One Step.

Quote I Like.....
There are moments in your life that make you, and sets the course of who you are going to be. Sometimes they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes, they're big moments you never saw coming. No one asks for their life to change, but it does.... It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Dating ( Update ) Lol < Smiles >
lol well can ya already tell by the " smiles " hehe if you could see my face you'd definitely know!! I had my other date today , was a lunch date and the guy was absolutely gorgeous and incredible!!!!!! He was a total gentleman, a sweetheart....just wow! A really great guy and he wants another date with me! woohoooo!! :D lol That's TWO FOR TWO , omg I think I'm gonna have a heart attack! LMAO!! So, that's the update , wish me luck on this wonderful journey lol < big smiles > I'll keep ya posted so stay tuned lol....luv ya's xoxox's ......Jade

After 3 Movies In 1 Night
Aeon Flux A Bout de Souffle (Breathless) 16 Blocks I am standing with coffee of course... F. Moccha I don't like it just because I am French. It has a really nice taste. Now I guess I am going for the 4th movie. I wanna watch as much as before I got homeless and worse... U. For you I mean. All I can say is stick to your friends, family or loved ones. Things horrible they did will be forgiven by time... Me. For me I mean. Going to the 4th movie. Don't know which one yet. Take care. Stay Alive! P.S.: I just got a call from someone asking if I am OK or not. It is a good feeling sometimes.

What Is A Firefighter?
What is a fireman? He is the guy next door - a man's man with the memory of a little boy. He has never gotten over the excitement of engines and sirens and danger. He is a guy like you and me with wants and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He is a fireman. He puts it all on the line when the bell rings. A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He is a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He is a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He is responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. He is a man who appreciates the simple pleasures of life - hot coffee held in numb, unbending fingers - a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling - the camaraderie of brave men - the divine peace and selfless service of a job well done in the name of all men. He doesn't we

History
My love of History doesn't dimish over the passage of time. I think it only intensifies. Or toments me more, either will work. Tormented by questions to which I'll never know the answers. It truly does bother me that I will never know all there is to know about the Ancient World. It pulls at me, lures me with its beauty and magic. I am definately romanticizing it, but I know it had a certain beauty and grace. I know from the books I read and the documentaries I see. The well born at least loved their lives. The poor and enslaved suffered endlessly. But to be a well born young lady in those times... To think of it brings torment in and of itself because no matter what, I will never know. I will never know what it would be to be one of them. To know what they have known and to have actually seen what they have seen. Endless torment, I tell you. And yet I am unavoidably drawn into it. It is too enchanting, too alluring to just give up. I could, of course go on for hours about my abs

Dawn
The mystifying splendor of dawn Moves the melancholy veil of night Commands the ghostly mists to be gone Banishes the layers of truth and right Once again alone to struggle and battle This staggering land senses the touch Of enduring friendships begging to settle Upon her wealthy shoulders - she judges Faith she had in many a passing Dawn who withdraws his loyalty With the eruption of darkness Casting her into the depths of the abyss Cautiously she permits the warm day of dawn To softly caress and stay

Hear Me?
If I screamed "I hate you", Every day for the rest of our lives, Would you believe me? Would you see that I mean something else? Would you even hear me? If I whispered "I love you", Every day for the rest of our lives, Would you believe me? Would you see I mean it with every beat of my heart? Would you even hear me? If I told you "I miss you", Every day for the rest of our lives, Would you believe me? Would you see how much my heart breaks when we're apart? Would you even hear me? If I sang "I'll always be here for you", Every day for the rest of our lives, Would you believe me? Would you see it was my corny way of being true? Would you even hear me? If I cried "I don't want to lose you", Every day for the rest of our lives, Would you believe me? Would it keep you here with me? Would you even hear me?

Why Bother?
People can get along, or they can't get along. We can tolerate someone we really dislike and still sit in the same room with them despite the fact that we want to choke the ever-living shit out of them with our bare hands. That's called maturity - being adult, and it reflects self-control. As individuals with different thoughts, tastes, opinions and ideas, we should realize that no matter what we do or what we say, there will ALWAYS be someone who disagrees with some aspect of who we are or what we represent. To that, I say "fine." Either you like me or you don't. If you hate me, but you are able to sit and carry on a mature, intelligent, adult conversation with me then, great. I will show you the same respect that I am shown. I can get along with anyone until I am crossed. We need to remember that everyone is entitled to form their own opinion of us and have their own idea of us even if those opinions and ideas are incorrect and unjust. Why worry about or waste your time wit

Shhhhhhh
[1] "Adulterants Causing False Negative in Illicit Drug Testing" Clinical Chemistry, Nov 1988, Volume 34, Number 11, p 2333-2336. Stephen L. Mikkelsen and K. Owen Ash [2] "Mechanism of False-Negative Urine Cannabinoid Immunoassay Screens by Visine Eyedrops" Clinical Chemistry, Apr 1989, Volume 35, Number 4, p. 636-638. Stephen D. Pearson, K. Owen Ash, and Francis M. Urry [1] describes the effects of 8 different urine-additives (table salt, Visine, handsoap, Drano, bleach, vinegar, goldenseal tea, and lemon juice) on the outcome of various drug tests. Every effective additive except Visine leaves an easily detected telltale sign: Drano, bleach and vinegar change the specimen's pH outside the normal range; goldenseal tea causes the specimen to turn brown; soap causes the specimen to become cloudy; and table salt forces the sample's relative density out of the normal range. Lemon juice did not affect the tests. The abstract notes: "Visine was the

To All My Friends And Fans...
I try to fan and rate everyone, but I get overwhelmed sometimes. If I missed you please let me know in a private message and I will get to you as soon as I can!! Thank you cherries!! Kisses! Mwah! ;)

Bar Fantasy
You sat alone at the bar waiting for me. You were nursing your first drink because you didn’t want to start without me, but I was late. You had chosen the spot at the far end of the bar where the lights were dim and no one needed to walk behind you, as I had instructed you. I had come in through the back and slipped up behind you. You were wearing your white, very low cut peasant blouse and your green and white semi-transparent skirt. As a surprise for me, you were wearing the crotchless butterfly panties and the cutout bra. In the light of the bar, your nipples were very visible, and awareness of this fact kept them erect. You were lost in thought when you felt hands on your shoulders. You started to turn and you heard me say, “Don’t turn around. Look straight ahead and don’t make a sound.” You put your hands on either side of your glass and focused on the bottles behind the bar. My hands moved your hair away from your neck as I leaned forward to kiss the nape. I trailed my t

A True Friend
Your a true friend to me... So how can I make you see, just how much you mean to me. It seems that you are one that can see right through me, through this act I play. Not many can see, can see the true me. The me that asks for love, the me that yearns for more than just a smile or a kind word. You see how great I truly can be. Yet I have a secret that I will share... You are my streangth because you are there. You help me stay up when I feel I'm going to fall. You seem to help me break down my walls. You see who I really am. You see the real me. I can't put anything past you. You know me to well. You know the actress I am, you know that life is my play. I may seem happy all around, yet you seem to know when I want to frown. There's something you know... Something you see... Something about me. I guess I'll never know. To me it will be a mystery. Your a true friend, one I know will never leave. Yes... your a true friend... And that I can see.

Song Of The Day! Morning Edition! Big Warning :(
ok.. normally i don't do videos like this i don't like naruto.. But due to things beyond my control i have a real feeling that this song is going to be perfect for today so your gonna have to deal with it.. yes its gonna be a long day and I have a feeling at the end of it I'm gonna be singin this to someone... oh boy.. not good for me :( here's hinder with How Long. Why'd you go and break what's already broken I try to take a breath but I'm already choking How long till this goes away I try to remember to forget you But I break down every time I do It's left me less than zero Beat down and bruised I can't see him with you Why'd you go and break what's already broken I try to take a breath but I'm already choking Cause everywhere I look I can see how you hold him How long till this goes away I can't seem to get my heart over you Cause you creep into everything I do And now I'm dying to know How he touches you I can't see him with you Why'd you go and break what'

Open My Eyes
Open My Eye I wonder is it all a Dream If I open my eyes will it be the way it was everyone happy again like it used to be If I open my eyes will I ever be happy again I remember the laughs we had but I closed my eyes I hope it will be good only to find sadness will I ever be happy will I always be sad I wonder is it all a dream if I open my eyes will it be normal again what happened to the love all that is left is pain if I open my eyes will it be normal if I could open my eyes maybe things will be better but I can't open my eyes I feel all this pain I want it to go away but it doesn't it stays if only I could open my eyes maybe things will be normal but my eyes wont open they stay shut all I feel is pain noone can help me I just need to open my eyes were is the love there is only pain if only I could open my eyes by Lissa Dumler This poem is being published i'm so proud of her

Three Little Words
For us mere mortals, we never know how strong an impact we make on others' lives until it's too late. There are some among us who are super human and their impact is felt almost immediately. I hope I fall somewhere in the middle - I know I'm not Wonder Woman (although I have felt like her sometimes, trying to do too many things all at once) but I also don't want to be blind to the fact that I do affect the people around me, and hopefully in a positive manner. Three is a magic number. If you look around you, you will see it everywhere... it's all part of nature. We all have a little magic in us, did you know that? Three little words... every one of you can do magic with just three little words. I Believe You... trust is an amazing thing. Both the giver and the receiver share something priceless. When you believe in someone, you place trust, faith, and depending on what you believe, you may be placing your very self in their care. I Forgive You... some of the most powerful li

His Kiss
We stood in the doorway, his hands on my waist, the clock ticking loudly almost in haste. He moved in closer,his eyes locked in mine, I long for his kiss for just a moment in time. His lips meet mine and I feel the sensation, no longer must I wait to give in to sweet tempation. My knees go weak, my palms become sweaty, I go back to that place I have been so many times already. The world disappears, all that is left is him and I, and as we pull away I feel as though I can fly..

What You Need To Be A Buster
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We Meet Again
i am sitting at my table completely lost in thought as i study the texts in front of me.. as i am so deep in thought i am unaware of the door opening quietly.. it is mid afternoon when most people are at work.... but not you.. you have other plans for today. Like a cat in stealth mode you creep up behind me and grab me lifting me off the chair. i start to scream and you quickly put a hand to my mouth. I try to bite down unaware that its you.. but you like it like that... the not knowing... as it makes you even hornier. You whisper in my ear that if i bite you again you will bite me even harder and to prove your point you bite into the softness of my neck...i go to scream again but know u mean business. Recognising your voice i remain quiet knowing you like this game best of all... "What do u want?" i ask all timid and afraid... "do not speak unless spoken to, do not touch unless told, do not scream unless you want to be given pain" you say... This turns me on as i like it when you are

Does Heaven Have A Phone Number
Mommy went to Heaven, But I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away, Operator can you tell me how To find her in this book? Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, At night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, But I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, She will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, Is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time She needs to come home now I really need to reach her, I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, Is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these BIG BIG words I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry, Is your tummy hurting too, Or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know. Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found

Truth
I may act like I don't like you but the truth is I care I just don't show it you are my brother sometimes you are my friend the truth is I like you I may not show it all the time but you are my friend I may say I hate you and sometimes I do but sometimes you are my friend sometimes I want to be left alone the truth is I love you you are more than just my brother you are my friend and that is the truth sometimes you are mean and I hate you I even want to hurt you the truth is I love you I may not show it sometimes you make me sick you act like you are better than everyone and I hate you for that I know you are not and that is the truth I love you but I may not show it I care about what happens to you it hurts me to see you hurt and to know there is nothing I can do to help that is the truth you are my brother and I love you

Things You Need To Know.
As you prepare yourself to join my cult, you should know the things that piss me off. So that you can avoid doing them. On second thought... it might be easier to list the things that don't piss me off. um... On third thought, you'll just have to figure them out as you go. Now bring me a beverage.

Gonna Be Scarce For A Bit.....
I posted this is in a bulletin, but it got lost in the shuffle I think, so I posted it here as well, just in case anyone who wants to know...... Got a rear end chewing at work yesterday. SO therefore they are watching us a little more closely on what we do, and since I am mostly signing on here from work I will not be on much for a bit. When the dust settles I will be back. I will try to sign on from home at night, BUT remember that I have VERY slow connection and can't use shouts. IF it's in the evening and my Yahoo is on message me there. More likely to get a response there. If you need that ID private message me and I will get it to you, also I think it's still in my profile. I will miss you all while I'm on leave....LOL Heather AKA Curvy

Is Justice Going To Be Served ????
WELL THE TRIAL HAS BEEN GOING FOR 2 DAYS NOW, IT HAS BEEN PRETTY HARD ON EVERYONE. THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING OK, BUT IT IS REALLY HARD TO TELL. THEY ARE GOING TO BRING IN THE CORANER TOMARROW TO TALK ABOUT AND SHOW PICS OF THE ATOPSY, I AM NOT SURE I WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT BUT I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST TO STICK IT OUT. I REALLY CANT SAY TO MUCH ABOUT THE TRIAL UNTILL IT IS OVER.. DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO JEOPORDIZE THE TRIAL, I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS FINALLY OVER, I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR PRAYERS AND KIND WORDS, THEY REALLY DO MEAN ALOT TO ME.. GOD BLESS

My Submission
You know I love you since we have shared your darkness and I am still here; kneeling willing. I am not the kind of woman one would expect to be here the candles flickering and the row of neat hooks on the wall where you hang the toys I fear and long for. I cannot get the burn to dissipate. I cannot turn off your voice hidden in the shadows, the cleft of my soul. It is there, inherent, my submission. My wanting you like this, to be raised up a goddess and to dispel my fear through your control. Please. Please. Master. And that soft brush of the whip and the flood of sanctity. And always, my love, like a flower that blooms only in your darkness.

My Field Trip (with Lots Of Pics)
This past weekend, I took a field trip to a couple of local cemeteries of a couple of mental institutions, Bryce and Partlow.PARTLOWFrom my understanding, Partlow has a pretty checkered past. There was an inmate who stuck a garden hose up his rectum and turned the water on. (It killed him.) Another story is about a girl who was put into the institution at the age of four although the staff was told she was seven. (Her story is in the book http://www.amazon.com/Della-Raye-Girl-Emerged-Whole/dp/1565549449/ref=sr_1_1/103-6548385-8771806?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175028917&sr=8-1 by Gary Penley.Anyway, here's the rear entrance to the Partlow cemetery:This is a picture of an overview of the cemetery:Notice, there are very few tombstones. Instead, there are file markers on most of the graves with the file number on it:The earliest tombstone with a date I found was this one:Nancy Ann Almeda Creel14 June 1857 - 18 January 1924In Loving MemoryLarry Lampp, Sr.Notice the file marker is number 98.

Bukkakke?
Ok, so what in the hell is "bukkakke"? I got a spam email saying that girls in Budapest enjoy "bukkakke" and it gave me a website that I could go check it out on.. but oops, they forgot to add the "com" .. lol So, I'm sitting here in the rec center checking out my CT account and email and this cute girl walks in with her bodyguard. Guys are so funny around cute girls, especially here. Like what little brains they have no longer function.. oh wait, maybe the little brain is the only one functioning! lol So I'm stuck on the "Bukkakke". Is it really a word? Am I cussing without knowing it? Is it a childish rendition of a "Barney"? I'll never know unless I ask my dear friend "google" oh my... Well, I've learned my word for the day! I wonder how I could use that in an everyday conversation? Things you learn via spam, I tell ya!

This Says It All!!!
After hearing that the state of Florida changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered, this is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently

Grandpa Dick Update
Got home from visiting Grandpa Dick in the hospital a little bit ago. He seems much better today. He was even sitting up in a chair. The congestive heart failure was made worse by the infection he has been fighting. The infection though has spread to his blood stream. They should know tomorrow if it is the same MRSA that he had in his leg, or something new.

Sparta Lyrics
"Taking Back Control" This home, (This home.) This place. (Aaha) It turns its back on time and space. We hope, (We hope.) You pray. (Aaha) But today is still today. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. We try, (We try.) You fail. (Aaha) Another mark you left in hell. And this cut, (This cut.) Will run. (Aaha) But the guilt has just begun. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. The future bleeds All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. The future needs All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. And this hole, (This hole.) You tore. (You tore.) (Aaha) Left blood on every door.. We hope, (We hope.) You find. (Aaha) Tragedy will change your mind. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. The future bleeds All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. The future needs All these wasted seed

Happy To Be Leaving Soon
Well my fellow cherries...Friday was my last day of work. It was a job I knew inside and out...I started working there right out of high school...ten years I gave to that company. I could've done this job in my sleep! And I have!Everyone else cried when I left, I didn't. I came home, chilled with my friend Tamela, and got drunk on Malibu rum and Dr. Pepper. I think I smoked my friend out for all the Marlboro Lights I smoked. Anywho, you would think leaving the job I have given my life to, and the city and state I lived my whole life in would make me sad...IT ISN'T! I am really excited!!! I want out! There is this one girl (came from California of course. THEY ARE TAKING OVER AUSTIN!!!! No offense to my Cali peeps!) that came in and took over! You know the kind, the ugly, old, narcistic bitches that think that everyone just loves them when everyone hates them? She is all nice and sweet when you're around but when you are not, she's talking shit about you? i saw right through her,

Idle Hands...
Right then... So it's been said, "idle hands are the tools of the Devil." Now, don't ask me who the hell brought up that whacked out idea, so let's get to it. I find myself sitting here, entirely too bored for words. I mean really fucking bored. I mean so fucking bored, that I tossed one off watching a fuck flick, and then still find myself sitting here dorking around with not a fucking thing to do. I don't believe that I've been this bored since I was first starting out as a truck driver in 2005. And trust me, that was really fucking boring at times. Seriously, I don't believe that I've been this bored. And I don't think it's the fact that I live in a small town. Really, this town is small. If I were really bored, I'm sure that I could go up to the 24 hour restaurant off the freeway. But there must be something I could do. There is only so much that I can take away (or give up) from watching pornos. Anyway, enjoy. I'm sure I'll have something to do. More later, Cheers

Fake People Alert!!!!
Yea I have heard some rumors that there are some fake people in my friends. So I have a request...I will not delete you, but you can remove yourself off my list. I don't have time for silly little high school games. That was 13 years ago...lol So If this has offended you in anyways I guess you are one of them and so please kindly remove yourself and have a great life. Thank you so much... Ti

Watching You Sleep
by:Leatherface You don't know anything and you don't know what's happening, And chocolate is like everything, there's no you and me. That's why I'm all at sea. And everyone came along, everyone singing songs, Everyone drank some more and everyone giggled at the bore. That amount of hindsite makes me blind. And what's more and I like watching you sleep, I never knew anyone quite like you I'd like to be. And I know more than this fishing is more for you. And there you lie next to me, I'd love to know what you dream I love to listen to you breathe, I hope you don't watch me. Because I'd never sleep. It's all become polarised, look at the sky to tell the time, to idolise through idol eyes. Well I'm not getting it. He bought you flowers and I bought you drink, You can't drink flowers but flowers can drink. It's a hunger in me, I never knew there was anything or anyone else you see. And it's like that key ring, living is more than life. We're alive, we're al

Wednesday 3/28/07
It's a yucky, wet rainy day here, so I've not done anything but stay in the house and chat online and mess around on here and I'm now bored out of my mind. I've been trying to ask my online dad about my online sister but he never answers my IMs, so I'm also kinda frustrated over that today, since it's been probably been at least 2 weeks since he said he'd get back to me last. Oh well, guess I just have to wait it out lol. Anyway, that's all that's going on in my life at the moment lol nothing all that exciting ever happens here. Well, I guess this is all I will write for now. Have a great evening everyone.

Who Are Your True Friends?
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, Would you come? If I had one day left,to live my life, Would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just someone to talk to when they're bored. Send this to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did....because you are my friend. First I liked you, Then I loved you. Now I'm afraid to lose you. If I don't get this back I guess you're not my friend

Migraines Suck
Migraines suck. Too sick to my tummy to do anything, can't see anything for very long before it gets a halo around it, can't sleep because my eye won't stop twitching, and I have taken anything I can to make it all go away. Doesn't seem to fully help.....Grr. Just grr. I got up yesterday morning at 4 a.m. -- you know, normal time -- seeing as how I never sleep much, and those chances I do, seems ALWAYS have to pee at 4am. Today was no different. And I felt bad. Just ... bad. More like shit. I couldn't figure out what was going on, ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />4 a.m. not being prime diagnostic time for me, so I just kind of stayed in bed and waited for an epiphany. By 4:30, the hubby is up and getting ready for work, talking his usual bit of nonsense that I pay no attention to, and then it occurred to me that I was getting a migraine. I figured at some point this was going to happen. I have been having these small rando

For Steve An His Family
Show some love an help send this to Steve family let them know we all miss him. The new ct for Steve is "For Steve an his family." become a friend or a fan so we can send it to Steve's family an show them we miss him

White People Awake Save A Great Race
Are we willing to allow our people to fall from what power they still hold? It seems that we as a people are unwilling to speak out against the people currently in power, it seems that we have lost all pride and honor and it seems that people of color are getting away with what ever they want to while we are footing the bill. Have we as a people lost the battle, because if you ask me it seems we are far from the race we once were, we are allowing the Jew to corupt our people, our children are being filled with poisonous views of diversity and our televison have been over ran by the Jewish faith. We no longer are in control of our tax dollars and we are involving ourselves in wars of which we see no benefit except to protect Israel from the enemies they made themselves. We no longer speak out against the Justice system and their color guidelines in sentencing, we allow out legislatures to pass bills into law making it harder for our people to protect ourselves from those of color, w

The End
So lost and uterly alone Theres nothing left but pain what do i have to live for What do i have to care Theres nothing left for me to lose Ive lost it all My heart is shattered and broken A wound to deep to heal Theres nothing left I have nothing mor eto give Im all alone now Fading into the emptiness of space sinking deeper into darkness As i sit and bleed away I see again all the things i once had and lost a smile comes to my face knowing that i wont have to live another dayin this miserable disgrace of existance i call my life as the blade cuts my skin i realize the true pain will soon be gone The hard ships of my life will soon be gone As the blade cuts my veins I wath the day just slip away Blackness now Nothing more No Pain

So Damn Sick.
I have food Poisoning. It was so horrable last night omg, I hope no one ever feels that. It was one cramp, those ones that like bend you over and knoch you unconscious,(no like really I was like falling into a sleep or something then had to struggle to get out of bed and stay awake.) and it lasted for a few hours. I was shaking uncontroablly for about an hour or so. Oh lord and I only slept for about two hours. :( I feel horrible.

Just To Let Ya Know ......if You're Wondering Lol
I started taking care of one of my best friends kids this week , three kids ages 2,4 and 5 SO, that's where I've been and why I haven't been on much ....this is gonna go on for at least another 7 wks. , just in case anybody was wondering where I've been. lol. I've been able to come on some of course and DO check my email here and my off line messages on msn and on yahoo so if ya wanna get ahold of me, leave me an email here or a msg on msn or yahoo......and if ya have my number, call me anytime. xoxox's Rose :)

Waitin On The World To Change
Me and all my friends We're all misunderstood They say we stand for nothing and There's no way we ever could Now we see everything that's going wrong With the world and those who lead it We just feel like we don't have the means To rise above and beat it So we keep waiting Waiting on the world to change We keep on waiting Waiting on the world to change It's hard to beat the system When we're standing at a distance So we keep waiting Waiting on the world to change Now if we had the power To bring our neighbors home from war They would have never missed a Christmas No more ribbons on their door And when you trust your television What you get is what you got Cause when they own the information, oh They can bend it all they want That's why we're waiting Waiting on the world to change We keep on waiting Waiting on the world to change It's not that we don't care We just know that the fight ain't fair So we keep on waiting Waiting on the world to cha

How To Save A Life By Fray
Artist: The Fray Album: How To Save A Life Year: 2005 Title: How To Save A Life Step one you say we need to talk He walks you say sit down it's just a talk He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame And you begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defense Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along And pray to God he hears you And pray to God he hears you Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his

The Ex
How is that someone can leads several different lives? Is it right for someone to be in the arms of one person, then in the arms of another person shortly after telling them that they just want to be friends but does it on a weekly basis? I'm not judging anyone or saying that I haven't had my faults. I've came to the realization that I want one partner to share my life with. Who that may be, God will reveal to me in due time. My number 1 relationship is becoming closer to God, however my flesh pulls me in the wrong direction. That is a battle that God will help me through.

Your Eyes!!!!
As I see your lonely desireable eyes across the way. As I make my way to your side. My precious love, my darling dear. I lift my soft hands up to your sorrow face, As your tears are streaming down your sadden face. I gently wipe those tears away, and kiss your sweet tender lips. I take you into my loving arms and just to hold you there. Then I start to crest your warmful body. My gentle hands, my warm lips, my loving body going all over your warmful body. As we bond together, I say the most wonderful amazing things to you. As our minds and bodies go extremely crazy. We started to break out into a passionate sweat, as our bodies cling against one another. Our hearts, our souls combines into one flesh. We float like clouds as they soar the heavenly skies. As we start to depart from one another. We stop and stare into those sparkling eyes of each other knowing that we have one another for enternally. I started to grin with the prettest smil

There's No Love...
...For work. I sometimes feel like I'm in the Depression Era because of all of the non hiring jobs I've currently tried to work at. Oh well, I'm not gonna let it get to me. I'll just keep trying until I get one, eventually. It almost seemed as though I wasted a whole day for nothing. Don't you hate that when that happens? It kind of gets under my skin at times. I try to keep a good attitude about it, but its been hard to be. Reason being is because negativity is all over. Just look around, you'll find it. 24/7 News talk about what? Negativity. Weather Channel, What are there specails mainly about? Negativity. People and their relationships? Why do they fight, argue, complain, and even divorce? Because of Negativity. I know I'm starting to rant now, but look at what the world has become. It almost seems as though they want you to do 5 jobs instead of just one particular job. They always expect more out of you even when you're giving your all. Music even shows the Negativity. Listen to l

First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl

It's Been A Beautiful Week
Beautiful weather, beautiful friends, and my beautiful daughter.. what more could a man ask for. I just wanted to tell ya all I'm thankful for each and everyone of you. Thank you for the time you spend chatting to me and all the wonderful comments you make on the pics. I hope you all had as beautiful a week as I did and I hope to hear from you all soon. Keith

Who Comes Up With These Questions?
Where is your dad right now? damned if i know Name five things you did today. 1.) smoked a butt 2.) made a video 3.) got dressed 4.) made dinner 5.) cleaned animal crackers out of my carpet What color is your watch? dont own one What kind of phone do you have? home phone only Where do your close friends work? Millipore or on base What are you listening to right now? HIM What do you smell like? vanilla What color are your eyes? green/brown Have you ever done a chinese firedrill? not that i know of What color is your bedroom floor? ugly rust color carpet Do you have a chair in your room? yeah, i'm sitting in it What are you doing tomorrow? grocery shopping Do you know anyone who is engaged? nope What's your favorite number? 2 Do you know someone named Betsy? no lol What color is your mom's hair? same as mine, red/brown Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? what kid hasn't Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Just Like A Pill
I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me I think I took too much I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me ill You keep makin' me ill I haven't moved from the spot where you left me This must be a bad trip All of the other pills, they were different Maybe I should get some help I can't stay on your life support, there's a shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, cuz its making me itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast

The Trip--part Two
Once she knew the noise wasn't an animal, well at least not the kind with four legs that will tear you apart, she was fumming. "I can't believe her!" She thought, but then it hit her that she would be doing the same if he was here. So her enitial rage subsided. After trying and failing to ingnor them, she decided to give up. "You like that baby?" She hears Liz say. "No he hates it, that's why he keeps moaning." She laughs to herself. And after debeating with herself she decides "Well, I'm not going to sleep next to this, so maybe I should at least watch." A grin appears on her face as she unzipps her sleeping bag. She slowly and as quietly as she can unzipps her tent. She slips on her boots and creeps over to Liz's tent where all the fun seems to be going on. She peers through a section that Liz left unzipped and see's why he was moaning so loud.

In A Moment
Its amazing how in a moment, everything seems so torn, and so scattered, and then we close our eyes, Take a deep breath, let love fill every bit of our being, and we find hope, peace, patients, love, aspiration, courage, and strength. Its amazing how in a moment, everything seems lost, Pain holds us captive, and then we close our eyes, take a deep breath, and truly give our lives to God, and feel our whole world change, inside and out. See our dreams come true, Feel the Divine love of the father and unconditional love of the one that makes us complete. Its amazing how in a moment, I had given up. Everything seemed pointless. Then i took a deep breath and I let your love fill me to the brim, and I felt it all change inside of me. I found direction, I found hope, I found a million reasons to try. Thank you for being my reason.

Wrestlemania Predictions, Wrestlemania Recall, All Grown Up
Ladies and Gentlemen, A year has turned into months, months into weeks, weeks into days, and days into just hours. WrestleMania is only a short (as of this writing) 57 hours away. Ford Field will rock and as Arn Anderson once said "Heads will roll." As I promised, I will not deliver a WWE Recapped edition of the Byte. I will however layout all my predictions on the table. So ladies and gentlemen, let's get down to business! CHAMPIONSHIP vs. STREAK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BATISTA(c) vs. UNDERTAKER (14-0) This match has more anticipation for it since Hogan vs. Andre 20 years prior. On one side of the ring, you have Batista, The Animal. A man who was determined to regain something he never lost to begin with. Now that he has it, he's defending against all those who dare to challenge him. On the other side you have The Phenom...The Legend...The Deadman...THE UNDERTAKER. Undertaker has made 14 WrestleMania appearances. Taker said this at one time: "There have been ma

Please Help Me Level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao i only need 20,000 more points ya ya i know its a lot but if all my friends helped me out it would take very long. if ya dont im hunt ya down lol j/k still love ya if ya dont muawwwwww ~Fiesty Lil Vixen~Co Owner Of Club Fantasia~Soon To Be CT Wifey to Brian~{CHERRY SNATCHER}~@ CherryTAP

Sorry Sorry Sorry
Sorry all you cherries. I've been negligant. I haven't been around for quite some time. and haven't had access to a computer . I recently moved,however, hopefully, I will be able to get on more and more soon. Well thanks for takin time ta read... I MISS U ALL. see ya soon. and like mah woman says..have a hempy day! -Rob

My Weekend Thus Far...
Well..I've decided to start keeping a blog though I doubt anyone will actually read it..lol. Anyhow, last night was fun...went to a gathering at my buddy Collin's house. My college buddy Matt and his wife are having a post wedding reception tonight(they live out in San Fran now and just had a small family only wedding and so now are having a party here for all of their friends)....so some people were already in town for that. I hadn't seen Matt in awhile, his wife went out with some of her friends and I told him I'd drive him so he got housed drunk. I don't even drink anymore so sometimes parties like last night where everyone is getting wasted and I'm the only sober one suck..but sometimes like last night it's just so funny and good to be back around my old friends that I don't even really notice and just laugh my ass off at some of the stuff that is said and done..makes me miss college and a lot of my old buddies...and feel old..lol. LOL..last night, pretty much at my begging, we bro

The Night The Lights Went Out In Sydney
Sydney's fifteen hours ahead of Central Standard Time where I am, so this technically happened yesterday. I was intrigued when I read the article on Yahoo! News about Australia's largest city literally cutting the power for an hour to raise attention about global warming and -- this was in a related article -- reduce our "ecological footprint". Sydney blacks out for global warming By ROHAN SULLIVAN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 45 minutes ago SYDNEY, Australia - The Sydney Opera House's gleaming white-shelled roof was darkened Saturday night along with much of the rest of Australia's largest city, which switched off the lights to register concern about global warming. The arch of Sydney's other iconic structure, the harbor bridge, was also blacked out, along with dozens of skyscrapers and countless homes in the 4 million-strong city, in an hour-long gesture organizers said they hoped would be adopted as an annual event by cities around the world. Mayor Clover Moo

Stupid Questions,,,,,,,,,,
Stupid Questions II 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? 4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"? 5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? 7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? 8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date? 9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radi

Please Don't Go!!!!!!!!
I can feel the chillness in the room I need your arms around me, your body against mine Please help me to understand The tears are filling my eyes, and my body shivers with fear Don't say that I have lost you What am I suppose to do without you I need you in my life to make my life complete I fall onto my knees with dispair wondering what am I going to do I love you so much Please come back to me and lets be the perfect couple I can't say goodbye My heart will shatter and my mind will go crazy Can I just hold you for one last time before u go I just don't understand What can I do to change your mind Please don't leave me I love you so much!

P
lovin you was a sin but i couldn't help myself i gave you everything i had, my heart, my soul, my body and my love. but you lied to me and cheated on me. trying hard to forget you and all the pain you have caused. making a new life for me has been hard but i'll never give up. i grew stronger the day i left you. never again to look back to the past to see the hurt you caused me, but looking back to see my beautiful little girl. who i will try my best to raise her to be a strong women

New On Cherry Tap
Ok This Is MY First Time On Here And So Far I'm Haven Fun. This Cherry Tap Is Pretty Kool & LiL More Fun Than Myspace Accept That You Can't Type In THe Search Bar For Your Favorate Music Artist Or Actor Or Wrestler Or Dee Jay And I Still Can't Figgure Out How To Deck Out My Profile The Way I Want It But Other Than That I Really Like It On Here It's Pretty Kool. I'm Glad I Made A Account On Here..................................

Winners Of Sexxii Older Man Contest ( Repos)
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR HELPIN OUT THE SEXXII MAN IN THIS CONTEST HERE ARE THE THREE WINNERS 1ST PL WITH RATIN OF 44 PRIZE OF A ROLEX 2ND PL WITH COMMENTS OF 6846 PRIZE OF MANS RING 3RD PL WITH COMMENTS OF 4825 PRIZE OF MANS BRACKLET THANK YOU ALL

Scream Again
Scream again the uselessness tired as i am not physically not emotionally spirtually i've sunken to lower spots into empty spaces look to the sides nothing is to see as empty as i am inside my family is stuck with me financially i am fucked emotionally im a mess crying out for S. O . S nobody seems to answer I'm tired of this shit love is just a mess from having druggies to living in squalor from milfs to whores to skanks to prissy i think i've covered it all im not sexually..hardly from it I'm frustrated that is all ~Timmy~

What Is Autism?
Autism (sometimes called “classical autism”) is the most common condition in a group of developmental disorders known as the autism spectrum disorders (ASDs). Autism is characterized by impaired social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and unusual, repetitive, or severely limited activities and interests. Other ASDs include Asperger syndrome, Rett syndrome, childhood disintegrative disorder, and pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified (usually referred to as PDD-NOS). Experts estimate that three to six children out of every 1,000 will have autism. Males are four times more likely to have autism than females

Sunday 4/1/07
Was another crappy day here as far as the weather goes but other than that I had a good day today.Surprisingly I only had a couple April Fools jokes played on me today, but I didn't fall for either of them lol. I tried to play one on my MSN Group but none of the members fell for it lol, oh well maybe next year. I hope everyone else had a great day and played some good jokes on other people as well lol. well, I guess I will end this entry here as there isn't much for me to write about today. Have a great night all.

I Love You
I love you near, I love you far, I love you wherever you are; my life for you, my love for you, my hopes for you are great. I cry tears of joy, tears of love. Even tears cannot express what I feel inside. Life is fun, but love is beautiful. Love is joy and friendship, happiness, euphoria in everything I do for you. Love is more than words can express, more than the look on many faces, the touch of hands, the words at night. Love is more than I will ever understand. And that, my love, is why I love you.

~~women's Adventures In Golf~~
Subject: Golf sting A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee", she said. "Where", he asked. "Between the first and second hole", she replied He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

...i Still Love You....
When I hear your voice, I close my eyes and dream of you laying next to me. We are holding each other close and softly caressing each others cheek. Kissing gently...looking into each others eyes. You are kissing my neck and telling me that I am beautiful...we lay together for hours...just touching and kissing...talking... I tell you that I love you.... I DREAM of hearing you say it back to me...like you used to. Those three words meant the world to me. They still do. I long for the day that I will hear that from you again, although I know that may never happen. My heart breaks when I think of that possibility. From the day I met you, I have been in love with you. I knew right away what I wanted. Even though things haven't gone as planned (thing's seldom do), I am still in love with you! I am more in love with you now, even after everything that has happened. I guess I just wanted to let you know that I do still love you! No matter what you decide to do, I will ALWAYS love yo

I'm Leaving Cherrytap
It was fun while it lasted, but I've decided to leave CherryTap...Most of the people on here are either points whores or attention whores; or even pedophiles for that matter...No matter how many "friends" you have, how many of them are TRUE friends that you keep in constant contact with?? Or are your "friends" too busy to even care about you??? Well, so long CT...It was nice knowing you...My TRUE friends are on Myspace... If you are a TRUE friend, and want to keep in contact with me, plz send me a PRIVATE message with how I can keep in contact with you...

Intro To Animal Cruelty And What Im Doing Working Towards Stopping It
This Blog is designed to shock and and discust people into acting and stop cruelty full stop. Theres not just animals that get farmed theres all sorts of cruelty, * right from domestic cruelty, * to farm yard cruelty, * daily beatings n miss treatment, * theres hunting, * sealing and whaling, * bear dancing, * forest traps, * obandonments, * animal testing, * illegal pet trade, * n now in cambridgshire England there starting to farm crocodiles, Id like to know what stevo would say to that! * some countries go as low as dog farming, for there coats. Theres not enough publicity about cruelty to animals, n what goes on in the labrotories, n that most of the tests are a waste of time. DID YOU KNOW .... Animals are biologically DIFFERENT from us, which makes them poor indicators of what drug or chemicals do to a human. Animal results are far more likely to be misleading than right. Over half of damaging side effects CANNOT be detected using animals.

Update Yet Again Lol
More good nes about my sister. They removed the feeding tube today weeee. She's on her way back from a bad place. A few more days in the hospital and she should be able to go home. Once again thanks to all of you that have showed concern It is so greatly appreciated and means the world to me and my family. love you all Bren

Wave Of Mutilation
I press my forehead on the window And through it watch children Playing on the lawn Desolation pulses through my veins And my futile fingers reach out for guidance I savor the blade, sinking deeper than blue I can taste tranquility for a wavering instance The anger flows down my arm as the bitter black blood Burns off my fingertips Death swims before me in hazy illusion Images of eternity skip shamelessly through my mind Pain surrounds, I am resolved to be - still I run my hand on the tear stained window And distorted through it Watch children playing on the lawn. © Andi 2007

Update
They finally found my mom's friend. His body surfaced sometime this morning. He was a good man that made a really bad decision. If you don't know you can read my other blog. Thanks for all of your concern and mssgs !!! Keep his family in your thoughts and prayers as they are really struggling with it right now !! Love and Hugs ~ Cresha

It All Started Simply Enough...
(Originally posted Friday, April 7, 2006)I was going through a website that shows the last 40 images from LiveJournal (the website is at http://www.fuzzysquid.com/LJ.php in case you're interested) when I came across a pentacle. I clicked on it to see what page would show up and it was a link to a religious quiz. I took it and, well, here are my results: You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.Satanism 100%atheism 75%Islam 67%Buddhism 63%Paganism 63%agnosticism 50%Hinduism 42%Judaism