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The Key To Your EntrapmentI see
How the pain engulfs you
How sickness overwhelms you
Almost as if
You're a prisoner in your own body
But alas
I bring you comfort
I bring you joy
I bring you prayers
I bring you love
I bring you happiness
And most of all
I bring you an undying friendship
My mind in on you
My heart is in your possession
My dreams are the hope
That you break free
From the prison you're in
And enjoy life again
In the meantime
Just get better
Just get stronger
Just get healthy
And just know
You are never alone
For I am with you
Eternally
Key To My HeartI had closed the door upon my heart
and wouldn't let anyone in
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
but that would never happen again
I locked the door and
tossed the key as
hard and as far as I could
My heart was closed for good
Then you came into my life and
made me change my mind
just when I thought that
tiny key was impossible to find
that is when you held out your hand
and proved me wrong
inside your palm was the
Key to My Heart
You had it all along
Key To My HeartKey To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heart
And wouldn't let anyone in,
I had trusted and loved only to be hurt
But, that would never happen again.
I had locked the door and tossed the key
As hard, and as far as I could,
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good.
Then you came into my life
And made me change my mind,
Just when I thought that tiny key
was impossible to find.
That's when you held out your hand
And proved to me I was wrong,
Inside your palm was the key to my heart...
You had it all along.
Key To My HeartI had closed the door upon my heart,
And wouldn't let anyone in!
I had trusted and loved, only to be hurt,
But that would never happen again.
I had tossed the key to my locked away heart,
As hard and as far as I could!
Love would never enter again,
My heart was closed for good.
But then you came into my life,
And made me change my mind.
Just when i thought that tiny key,
Was impossible to find.
Just then you held out your hand,
And proved that i was wrong.
Inside your palm, was the key to my heart,
You'd had it all along!
The Key To Find That Special Someoneif you really don't want to be single then follow these rules and i bet you ur find someone
1. dont be shallow give everyone a chance you never no what you expect to find
2. don't be Superficial its not becoming and too many men and woman do this already besides its not like your perfect so don't expect the other person to be either
3.its ok to spoil just make you get the same treatment at times by that i dont mean to spend your money there are other ways of spoiling
4. just because they don't have a car does not mean there not worth your time
and the same could be said if they do have a car don't expect them to come and pick you up all the time if nothing else meet them half way or something hell take the damn bus nothing wrong with that
5. don't be so quick to have sex with the person i promise you it wont go so well you might both like it but you dont mix both thats a good way to either be let down or it wont last long besides take your time hell its not like yo
Key To My HeartEase my pain,ease my troubles and worries i am afraid my heart is too weak as is my mind.I am afraid if you walk back into my life i will not be able to heal as i have before.Please take care with my heart,cradle it will all the love and care you would show a new baby for it is easily susceptible to pain and sorrow.You have the key to my heart so use it wisely.
Key To My HeartI had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again. I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find. That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart... You had it all along.
Key To My HeartSunday, November 30, 2008
Key to my heart..... Category: Writing and Poetry
Key To My HeartI had closed the door upon my heartAnd wouldn't let anyone in,I had trusted and loved only to be hurtBut, that would never happen again.I had locked the door and tossed the keyAs hard, and as far as I could,Love would never enter there again,My heart was closed for good.Then you came into my lifeAnd made me change my mind,Just when I thought that tiny keywas impossible to find.That's when you held out your handAnd proved to me I was wrong,Inside your palm was the key to my heart...You had it all along.
The Key To Every Woman's HeartA group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.
The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."
The women talk it over and decide to go for it.
They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive."
The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly."
This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.,p.
The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the me
The Key To My HeartAs we lie beneath the stars,
We wonder who we really are,
I wonder what you see in me,
We'll fall asleep beneath the trees.
Run your fingers through my hair,
Show me that you truly care,
Day by day, and night by night,
When I'm with you I have no fright.
The day you told you loved me,
That's when I gave you the key,
To my heart, soul and mind,
I'm glad to know that you're all mine.
I want it to last forever,
To know that we'll always be together,
Feel no pain or sadness dear,
I want you to always be near.
In every hug and every kiss,
When I'm with you I feel true love exists.
Hold me close and never let me go,
Don't let me fall amidst the shadow.
For I am yours, forever it may be,
I am yours for all eternity.
I mean it all; all I've said,
Without you, a part of me is dead.
The Key To My HeartKey To My Heart
I had closed the door upon my heartand wouldn't let anyone inI had trusted and loved only to be hurtbut that would never happen againI locked the door andtossed the key ashard and as far as I couldMy heart was closed for goodThen you came into my life andmade me change my mindjust when I thought thattiny key was impossible to findthat is when you held out your handand proved me wronginside your palm was theKey to My HeartYou had it all along
Key To My Heartwhy do i love you you ask me everyday... you know that i do i just dont know how to say. my mind is racing and my heart is pounding too but no matter how hard i try i cant find the right words for you. i feel i know but is it true have i found "the one"? is it really you? from the first time we met i finally know my heart is set and i cant let you go. my love for you only grows stronger we can never part i want you to know... you hold the key to my heart!
Key To My HeartI had closed the door upon my heartAnd wouldn't let anyone in,I had trusted and loved only to be hurtBut, that would never happen again.I had locked the door and tossed the keyAs hard, and as far as I could,Love would never enter there again,My heart was closed for good.Then you came into my lifeAnd made me change my mind,Just when I thought that tiny keywas impossible to find.That's when you held out your handAnd proved to me I was wrong,Inside your palm was the key to my heart...You had it all along.
Key To Achieve Success In Telephonic InterviewsWith the revolution of communication technology and mobile equipments, many activities are executed from remote location. Now is the time when we monitor and control various business activities and professional tasks by holding a mobile handset only.
This era of information and communication technology has also influenced the current job market which includes sending interview call letters by SMS, schedule a telephonic interview and even intimation of final result on a ten digit mobile number. Now the Human Resource (H.R.) Department of many organizations is shortlisting and calling the candidates by telephonic conversations. The time is left far behind when there was long wait for the interview call letter to be delivered by the postman. Now, almost every organization believes in the screening the candidates by telephonic interviews rather than sending sealed envelopes with postage stamps. There are many reasons due to which telephonic interviews are planned.
Telephonic interviews a
Key To Achieve Success In Telephonic InterviewsKEY TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS IN TELEPHONIC INTERVIEWS
With the revolution of communication technology and mobile equipments, many activities are executed from remote location. Now is the time when we monitor and control various business activities and professional tasks by holding a mobile handset only.
This era of information and communication technology has also influenced the current job market which includes sending interview call letters by SMS, schedule a telephonic interview and even intimation of final result on a ten digit mobile number. Now the Human Resource (H.R.) Department of many organizations is shortlisting and calling the candidates by telephonic conversations. The time is left far behind when there was long wait for the interview call letter to be delivered by the postman. Now, almost every organization believes in the screening the candidates by telephonic interviews rather than sending sealed envelopes with postage stamps. There are many reasons due to which telephoni
Key To Success (part 2)Posted on August 11, 2013 by Action Speaks
Keys To Success
I’ve got a huge ring of keys to success. I use them all. Do you use your keys to success? That’s really the question I’m asking you. Are you where you want to be? In life as a whole sure, but I’m mainly talking to those that are trying to find success in their home business or network marketing venture(s). Have you attained any of your goals? If not, why do you suppose that is so? Do you have a system? Have you set goals at all? We should probably start with square one by introducing some primary keys to success.
One of the The Keyrings…
What is your motivation? One of the primary keys to success is your WHY. What is the why behind what it is you are trying to accomplish. Your motivation is the foundation, nay, the cornerstone of the foundation upon which you will build the rest of your palace of dreams. If your motivation is not so strong that it chokes you up, makes you pause to take a b
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She's watching us Sexy. .As were kissing, my hands are rubbing the small of your back and you feel it all the way to your inner thighs, the tingling that is.
As I lay your naked body on the bed, nibbling on your shoulders and neck I break out the oil and start to massage and kiss you. You look up to through the porch and your eyes meet, you lay your head back down.
My hands running from your shoulders to your calves, running down the inside of your legs, over your shaved pussy and ass and I smack your ass just a bit while my left hand and mouth play with your upper body.
As your ass rises to meet my hands I insert my thumb on my right hand into your wet pussy and rub you with my other fingers on the oily outside of your hood...all the while rubbing you with my left hand and running my tongue all over your body w
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Key Words And Correlations Of RunesFA
The Rune of the original fire, Rune of the cosmos, of the universe. Symbol of fire that acts creatively in love. will that spares manifestation down to the material levels. FA rules the Salamanders. Symbol of change, symbol of the Phoenix, Spiritual creation, FAS (fatum or fate), Divine Law, Mobility wealth, FREYR, Connection to the Rune KA (#6).
Some uses of the Rune FA: To attract and to absorb Solar and Lunar energies, planetary energies, and energies of the fixed stars. Strengthens persona) magnetism and (on the etheric plane) the electric fluid, Strengthens spiritual powers, Useful at the beginning of psychic healings. Rune to transfer energies. Unfolding the original fire.
Time of the year: December 22 through January 12
Number: I
Tarot correlate: The Magician, Activum, willpower.
The first card.
Mantras: ffffffffff (visualize fire, or flaming FA symbol.) fffffaaaaa.
UR
Symbol of original cause of cosmic and planetary events and trends. Original time, original
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Key Witness Excused From Testifying In U.s. Leaks CaseSergeant First Class Paul Adkins invoked his right against self-incrimination as he began answering questions at a proceeding to determine whether there was sufficient evidence to court-martial the 24-year-old Manning on charges including aiding the enemy, which carries life imprisonment.Manning is charged with downloading massive data files from the military's classified network when he was a U.S. Army intelligence analyst in Iraq, and providing them to anti-secrecy website WikiLeaks. The defense has portrayed Adkins, at the time a master sergeant in charge of security at the facility where Manning worked, as someone who should have recognized the private's troubled emotional state and acted to revoke the security clearance that gave him access to classified U.S. documents.Manning's attorney, mulberry bagsDavid Coombs, argued that Adkins should not be excused because he was not under criminal investigation in the case, but the prosecution declined to grant him immunity to testify and
KfcSex is like KFC once you’re done nibbling on the breast and thighs you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in…..
K.f.c.I was driving down the road on the way to work had all you can eat mexican food the night before it was about 10am my tummy was startin to hurt I was fartin real bad too plus I also had to pee.
I finnaly found a place where I could stop off K.F.C. I was fartin soo bad now could feel it right there I rushed inside the girls room was locked soo I decided to try and sneak inside the mens room got in there and lock the door wow the toilet was soo dirty and full of crap too.
soo I did the next best thing as it is could not hold no more I bent over alil to slide off my panties I already had some marks in them soo I put them in the mens urinal and bent alil and wow it started to flow soo good omg it felt soo good never thought id finnish finnaly I was done and I wiped and left the bathroom there was a big contruction type that went in after I got out hmm for some reason as I watched he was in there a good while finnaly he left and walked straight out the door after words.
I snuck
Kfc...A man entered the restroom after lunch, washed his hands, and then
headed to the urinal. A co-worked was also at the sink. He asked, "You
wash your hands before you pee?" The first man replied, "I had KFC for
lunch. I don't want my wife to tell me I taste like chicken!"
Kfc.......SEX IS LIKE EATING @ KFC...ONCE YOU GET DONE NIBBLING & EATING ON THE BREAST & THIGH,YOU GOT A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR IN!!!!!
KfcWhen translated into the Japanese language, KFC's ad campaign "KFC: Finger-Licking Good" literally reads "KFC: Eat Your Fingers Off!"
Kfc Asks Pope To Bless Their FishFor the first time KFC is going to serve fish. The KFC Fish Snacker is "An Alaskan Pollock fish filet breaded and fried to golden perfection, then topped with tangy tartar sauce and served on a warm sesame seed bun.Just in time for Lent, KFC says the new sandwich "is ideal for American Catholics who want to observe Lenten season traditions while still leading their busy, modern lifestyles.""People can enjoy the flavor of the new Fish Snacker any day of the week, but we believe it will be especially popular on Fridays," said James O'Reilly, Chief Marketing Officer for KFC.In a PR move to promote the new fish sandwich, KFC has concocted a publicity stunt that at least borders on sacrilegious: they've officially asked the Pope (yes, the one in Rome with the big hat) to bless their new sandwich.According to KFC's press release: "The company has asked the Pope himself for his blessing, with KFC President Gregg Dedrick sending a personal letter to the Vatican... The company has turned to
Kfc Canada Introduces The 'un-chicken'as of july 1st-Canada Day, kfc canada is introducing a vegan substitute to its killed birds, with the promise made to PETA that they will be sourcing humane-treated and raised chickens from now on!!!
500 of 750 of their outlets will be serving this option, i believe to be made by the former owners of the Yves line of vegan foods here.
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Kfc Or Kkk?Last night, while watching TV with friends, a commercial came on for KFC (I assume everyone knows who they are), and I found something to be quite a bit disturbing. The family being portrayed was a black family (that's one thing), but what was disturbing to me was that KFC has seemingly bought into a stereotype of this crazy nation of ours. Ya see; there was an older (by older I mean 30's-ish, and as compared to the children) black woman and 3 children, nicely seated around a small table enjoying their dinner. The fact of the matter and reason for this post is that the father or the 'baby daddy' was no where to be found. Now, I am not a black man, but if I were, I'd have to imagine I wouldn't be to happy about this. Or am I crazy?
Lemme know what you think!
Kfog Kboomok so the 15th Annual KFOG KaBoom Saturday, May 10, 2008, 4pm Piers 30/32, San Francisco its $15 prsell and $20 at the door but if you plan on going get them on line you have Los Lobos, Collective Soul and Matt Nathanson, its always a blast and im going to do my best to go this year but i dont know if i can cause on the 9th is the Dixon May Fair and ZZ Top will be playing there and it is also Jacobs Birthday so i dont know when Jessica plans on have his party but if you can go i say go
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K Gore Ran For 131SAN FRANCISCO -- Two of the NFLs top defences dueled it out in a low-scoring game just as everybody expected -- and San Franciscos offence did just enough to give the 49ers a narrow lead in the NFC West. For the time being, anyway. This is hardly the kind of firm hold on the division they owned last October. Alex Smith threw a 12-yard touchdown pass to Delanie Walker late in the third quarter and San Francisco held off the Seattle Seahawks 13-6 on Thursday night as the 49ers won their long-awaited division opener. "We expect these games in the NFC West to be 60 minutes of physical football," said 49ers left tackle Joe Staley, who returned to the field four days after suffering a concussion against the Giants. Frank Gore ran for 131 yards and the 49ers (5-2) hung tough on defence late in a game featuring two teams allowing fewer than 16 points per game. Smith went 14 of 23 for 140 yards in a second straight subpar performance. "That was the most physical 30 minutes of football in the se
Kgr#60- Don Imus Debate Part 1 Of 3In this Knicks Game Review Houston:-Talks briefly about the Knicks.-Gives a quick update on himself.-Then part 1 of 3 of the Hoannity & Colmes Show debate on Don Imus feat. Marc Lamont Hill, comedian Patrice O'Neal, and Armstrong Williams. Along with Houston's intake on it.Vote for Knicks Game Reviews on PodcastAlley.comRate us on Pod-Planet.comDigg us on Digg.com.Email comments(audio or text)to knickssitelinks@yahoo.com and it will probably make it onto the show!!http://www.garageband.com/mp3/KGR60__Don_Imus_part1.mp3
Kgr#60- Don Imus Debate Part 2 Of 3Part 2 of 3 of the Hoannity & Colmes Show debate on Don Imus feat. Marc Lamont Hill, comedian Patrice O'Neal, and Armstrong Williams. Along with Houston's intake on it.
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Kgr#58- Knicks @ BucksHouston makes his game review of the Knicks battling the Milwaukee Bucks on the Road in Milwaukee!!!
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Kgr#59 - Knicks News/racial Mombo JumboHOLY HELL is this a different Game Review. Hell it is not even a game review.For this KGR Houston goes over:-Knicks Injuries-Post Season Style KGR-East Playoff Race-Don Imus' "racial" comment/Houston take on itVote for Knicks Game Reviews on PodcastAlley.comRate us on Pod-Planet.comDigg us on Digg.com.Email comments(audio or text)to knickssitelinks@yahoo.com and it will probably make it onto the show!!http://www.garageband.com/mp3/KGR59_Knicks_News_Racial_Stuff.mp3
Kgr#62 - Sorta Knicks NewsThe Knicks current 5 game losing streak and their 1-7 record for April has gotten Houston depressed. No really he is fucked up, He'll do it, he will......SO that means after a bit of Knicks News Houston brings Sexy back with a little bit of the 3rd edition of KGR's TOTALLY UNRELATED STORY TIME!!And then he plays a song about fucking people... ummm Boobies!Vote for Knicks Game Reviews on PodcastAlley.comRate us on Pod-Planet.comDigg us on Digg.com.Email comments(audio or text)to knickssitelinks@yahoo.com and it will probably make it onto the show!!Join the forum and make some noise http://knickssitelinks.jconserv.net/http://www.garageband.com/mp3/KGR62__Sorta_Knicks_News.mp3
Kgr#61 - Tragedy At Virgina TechHouston brings you breaking news about the Shootings a Virgina Tech today(4/16/07).
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Khaaaaaaaaan! Rest In PeaceRicardo Montalban is no longer living long and prospering or welcoming us to a crazy island with a midget but in reruns.
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Khaaaaaaaaaaann!!!Oh, I doubt William Shatner – the actor best known for playing then Admiral James T. Kirk in 1982’s “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” – said this when he heard (if he has) of Ricardo Montalbán’s death yesterday. Indeed, depending on your age you might better remember him not as Khan but rather as Mr. Roarke from “Fantasy Island” (1978-1984), the voice of Senor Senior Senior from “Kim Possible” (2002-2007), the grandfather in the second and third “Spy Kids” movies (2002 and 2003), or the spokesman for the Chrysler Cordoba’s “soft Corinthian leather” in the mid-to-late 1970s. There’s a lot more over an acting career of six and a half decades, but just now these roles come to mind, and for some reason my warped little mind remembered Kirk’s primal scream as he knew his enemy was going to leave him behind …
But breaking away from pop culture for a few minutes, last night after Martha and I got home from church services, Jeffrey had been in bed since I left work (and didn’t wake up thi
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Kharma Can Be A B*#$@ KarmaDo You remember me or have you forgotten? I've come back to surprise you,and haven't you on more then one occasion,But am I the one to blame? You've cursed and called me all the wrong names , but yet that's what you get.A lot of people have often gotten me confused with "Payback", but my true name is Karma.And I'm the one that will tap into your conscious and ask you "Do you remember that?" I don't believe in getting even because that will only equal the score, Then there is no lesson Learned.I'll make you shed tears and let them see you sweat. I'll repay you double and ten times the complication that you calloused me. I have perfected the art of inflicting hardship when you least expect it, Or could it be when you thought I've forgot?I've waited days,Months,and sometimes even years to give you what you got coming. And to put bad in front of your luck.. Isn't that what you deserve?I Always get my chance and as the world turns It always spin
KharmaKarmaDo You remember me or have you forgotten? I've come back to surprise you,and haven't you on more then one occasion,But am I the one to blame? You've cursed and called me all the wrong names , but yet that's what you get.A lot of people have often gotten me confused with "Payback", but my true name is Karma.And I'm the one that will tap into your conscious and ask you "Do you remember that?" I don't believe in getting even because that will only equal the score, Then there is no lesson Learned.I'll make you shed tears and let them see you sweat. I'll repay you double and ten times the complication that you calised me. I have perfected the art of inflicting hardship when you least expect it, Or could it be when you thought I've forgot?I've waited days,Months,and somtimes even years to give you what you got coming. And to put bad in front of your luck.. Isnt that what you deserve?I Always get my chance and as the world turns It always spins in my direction,Because what co
KharmaU r empty
Like the starless midnight sky.
Blackhearted soul,
Unable to cry
Like endless teardrops,
That come out of you dry.
U r empty,
Sadly,,
U dont even know why.
U r empty,
But kharma gains ground,
Sneaking up on your crown,
One step each for you on the ground,
Equals 2 steps behind you kharma has found
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Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch1.1)Ch 1.1
Night falls over the landscape, the rising moondimmly illuminates a flagitious forest. The trees twist in unnatural ways. Their leathery bark shimmers slightly with the blood sap trickling to the ground. A dark mist swirls on the ground in a hypnotic pattern.
Beyond the forest lies the ruins of what used to be a great cathedral and the town cemetery. The plant life in the cemetery was wilted, the tombstombs over-ran with thorny vines. Next to the cemetery grows a gothic garden with various evil, dark and poisonous plants. An herb garden fit for a practitioner of the dark arts.
At the center of the garden lies a stone altar, a few wroght iron benches and candleabras. Belladonna, triple metel purple datura, mandrake and aconite surround the altar. Black rose bushes line the ritual area. As u approach the ruins the herb garden appears. To the left lies herbs for cooking, to the right grow the ritual and healing herbs.
Sakura line the stone pathway to the enterance ar
Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch 1.2-2)The rain hastens as a dark mist rises, shrouding everything. Through the mist a half dragon figure gracefully finishes a Tai Qi kata. The mist clears as she pulls her fists together and bows, honouring the kata. She lightly stretches and takes up the beginning position for her training katas. With a few fluid movements she takes out her tanto and slashes at an invisible enemy.
The girl slips into the black kimono, the silky fabric slides across her unclad supple skin. She pulls her hair into a half-upswept style using the silver dragon and sakura combs to keep it in place. The remainder of her hair dangles down her back. The evicerated body of the geisha lies at her feet, part of her face melted beyond recognition. Kha'thiqa kneals beside the body and sticks her fingers into her wounds, coating them in the geisha's still warm blood. She runs her fingers across her lips, staining them a deep red. After one pass around her lips she sucks the blood off her fingers.
The umbrella sn
Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch 1.2-4)"Come with me." He pulls her into the shadows and they whisp away to the Red Lotus okiya. Upon entering the okiya she is enchanted by the copious beautiful geisha seated in the anti-chamber. They walk towards the back gardens through highly decorated halls. The rooms are filled with performing geisha and their clients, merriment and music float in the air.
The okiya opens into a breath-taking meditation garden. Past the rows of flowers, sakura, and waterfall is a large building with a red lotus painted on the door. The man raps on the door in a special series of knocks. A small opening in the door snaps open revealing a pair of shifty eyes who speak an unknown language. The man hisses a response in the same tongue. The door slides open, "after you," the man offers. She steps into the building under the watchful eye of several guards. The man enters close behind her, leading her though the rooms to a long hallway. At the end of the hall is a pair of elaborately decorated doors guard
Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch 1.2-5)Kha'thiqa grins and leaps to the floor; landing in an offensive pose. She unleashes the first strike, chopping at the woman. The woman slides to the left avoiding the blow. She grabs Kha'thiqa's arm and throws a roundhouse into her stomach. Kha'thiqa recoils for a second. The woman throws a punch at Kha'thiqa. Kha'thiqa steps to the side jumps up, throwing a chop at the woman's throat. After the blow lands, Kha'thiqa grabs the woman's head and pulls it diagonally across her body throwing the woman to the ground. Kha'thiqa lands on the woman's chest and punches down at her throat, stopping inches from a death blow. Silence fell over the room as the students saw their master defeated.
The woman smiled at Kha'thiqa as they got up. "You have great power and excellent skills," she said.
"Thank you madame. Does that mean I can join?" Kha'thiqa asks trying to hide her eagerness.
"A spot is open for you if you wish to take it," the lady responds with a slight chuckle. She escorts K
Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch 1.2-6)Through the years Amaya and Tsu's love grows exponentually. Amaya proves herself to be an exceptional assassin and quickly ascends to second in command of the organization. They begin to do assignments together, as they live their life.
One evening theyare called upon to kill the visiting Prince of Persia. Their outfits are quite fitting for the occassion; a kimono concealing a very revealing bellydancer outfit. Tsu dresses in a white kimono tied with a golden obi. She slings her swords onto a sash and ties it around her hips. Amaya dresses in a black kimono with a silver obi. She tucks daggers into her obi and straps a couple to her thighs. They finish their outfits with matching bladed hair pieces. As they leave the okiya, Amaya grabs her blade fan and lotus flowers.
They arrive at the Prince's quarters already moist in anticipation of the kill. The Prince dismisses his guards as the ladies enter the room. They walk across to the end of the bed and lay out their performance pi
Kha'thiqa's Rise To Power (ch 1.3)Kha'thiqa is jolted out of her trance. She stops her training, throws her weapons aside, and sits near the cliff staring off. The sun sunk low into the horizon casting a blood red hue over the land. She forces herslef up and dusts off the dirt from her backside. A dark mist envelops her, blackening out the cliffside. She steps out from the cliff in her true form. The dying sun light dancing on her scales simulating the blood of her enemies. She rears up, flapping her massive wings to stretch a bit.
She enters the mouth of her lair with a sigh. The rock beneath her claws announce her arrival. She turns down the tunnel leading to her ritual chamber. The hard rock begins to sparkle with an orangish glow. The rock turns to crystal as she enters the ritual chamber. The chamber lies cut into a massive geode of obsidian. In the center of the chamber a large dual layer altar sits. The top section holds all the necessary ritual tools. In front of the main altar was a smaller one, specifica
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Khe Sanh Hill Fights VeteransTo Be Honored Memorial Day At The Wall
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Washington, D.C.?The Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund has reached out to veterans, family members and related organizations to take part in this year?s annual Memorial Day Observance at The Wall at 1 p.m. on May 28, said Jan C. Scruggs, founder and president of the Vietnam Veterans Memorial Fund. Thousands of family members, friends and veterans are expected to attend.
This year?s ceremony will begin with a short procession by veterans of the ?Hill Fights? of Khe Sanh, Vietnam, who are marking the 40th anniversary this year.
Walt Sides, president of Rolling Thunder® Motorcycle Rally, Washington, D.C., Inc., will lead the audience in the pledge of
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KHÁI NIỆM TỔNG ĐÀI ĐIỆN THOẠI LÀ GÌ PBX (Private Branch Exchange) hay còn gọi là tổng đài điện thoại, là một hệ thống điện thoại trong một doanh nghiệp thiết bị chuyển mạch cuộc gọi giữa các người dùng doanh nghiệp trên các tuyến đường địa phương, trong khi cho phép tất cả người dùng để chia sẻ một số lượng nhất định các đường dây điện thoại bên ngoài. Mục
Khloe Kardashian Keeps Her Celine Trapeze By Her Side At A Clippers GameHere’s Khloe Kardashian and her BFF Malika Haqq looking super enthralled at the LA Clippers game. Khloe’s got a lovely python-front-flap Celine Trapeze Bag sitting in her lap, and as you browse through the additional photos after the jump, you’ll notice that both Malika and some unseen person sitting behind Khloe are carrying Celine Luggage Totes. Ladies and gents, we may have reached Celine critical mass in LA.
As you probably know (because you’re all such massive sports and/or E! network fans), Khloe’s husband Lamar Odom was traded to the L.A. Clippers after a single, slightly disastrous season in Dallas. Sadly, it looks like a third season of KUWTK spin-off “Khloe & Lamar” is out of the question until Lamar gets his game back. Happily, the Clippers beat the Rockets in this game, so that’s a start, right?
Khloe Kardashian Rocks A Pair Of Louboutins At A Clippers GamezSitting courtside at an NBA game is becoming a bit like sitting in the front row at a designer runway show. Celebs apparently Christian Louboutin love to flaunt their latest designer buys on the Jumbotron! Here’s Khloe Kardashian watching her hubs Lamar Odom play ball while wearing the Christian Louboutin Pigaresille Pumps. I personally love these Christian Louboutin Pumps peekaboo, lace motif Louboutins, and I far prefer this classic style to that of the criminally popular Louboutin platform pumps. You can snag this exact pair of Pigaresilles at Barneys for $795. As a basketball wife, Khloe obviously feels obligated to bring it (style-wise) to every game. But tell me TS readers, would you Christian Louboutin Peep-Toe wear your most prized designer heels on the basketball court? Does your mind change if you’re married to an NBA player?
Cheap Christian Louboutin
from:http://www.gofashionshops.com/blog/khloe-kardashian-rocks-a-pair-of-louboutins-at-a- cl
Khmer BoxingKhmer Boxing (Boxing of Cambodia) was apart of the khmer empire's military training in Cambodia. The king was the expert in combat techniques. Warrior's learned Khmer boxing or Khmer kickboxing to supplement the sword in close range combat. Khmer boxing techniques use hands, elbows, knees, shins, and feet.
Our philosophy is to teach students discipline, self-confidence, respect, patience, developing body coordination, speed, balance, and mental health. More importantly we teach our youth to be good citizens. Some people may confuse this art with Muay Thai of Thailand and maybe even american kick-boxing. Both of which are break offs of the much older form of kicking boxing that originated in Cambodia.
Kmher Boxing as a sport
Before each fight the boxer perform a ritual dance called KUNN-KRU. which pays respect to family's and teachers. Fights consist of three minute rounds with two minute rest periods. The fights are controlled by a referee and decis
Khám Phá Không Gian ẩm Thực Tại Vườn XoàiKhi nhắc đến khu du lich vườn xoài không ai là không nhắc đến thế giới ẩm thực nơi đây. Có thể nói đây là một trong những điểm thu hút khách nhất bởi hệ thống nhà hàng sinh thái ,với đa dạng món ăn hấp dẫn của mọi miền đất nước.
Sau chuyến khám phá khu du lịch sinh thái Vườn Xoài đầy hấp dẫn, du khách sẽ được thưởng thức hương vị đặc trưng của núi rừng tại rất nhiều nhà hàng ở đây.
Đặc biệt ở đây sẽ phục vụ các món ăn đặc sản với những cái tên thật “kêu” như: đà điểu trùm mềm, chân cá sâu ti
Khám Phá Hạ Long Với Nét đẹp Mùa đôngHalong tour đang được nhiều bạn trẻ lựa chọn, với 4 mùa rõ rệt du khách có thể tham quan vào bất cứ thời gian nào trong năm, bởi mỗi mùa có một vẻ đẹp riêng.
Cũng như vậy để tham quan vào mùa đông khá hấp dẫn du khách, nhất là khách du lịch Châu Âu vốn thường ưa thích đi du lịch vào dịp lễ Noel. Mùa đông hầu hết thảm thực vật trên các đảo đá của Vịnh Hạ Long thường co lại chờ đến mùa xuân. Tuy nhiên như để bù lại cho mùa xanh thực vật có phần hạn chế, thiên nhiên đã “ưu ái” tặng cho Vịnh Hạ Long một “đặc sản” đó là sươ
Không Có Hộ Khẩu Có Sang Tên Sổ đỏ được KhôngChào các anh chị, hiện nay tôi đang mua một mảnh đất ở Thạch Thất với s=69m2 nhưng không có hộ khẩu tại Hà Nội. Theo quy định thì phải đóng bảo hiểm liên tục trong 3 năm liên tiếp và có giấy tạm trú trên 1 năm. nhưng hiện nay đến 9/2010 em mới đủ 3 năm đóng bảo hiểm liên tiếp tức là cho đến 06/2010 em đang còn thiếu 2 tháng nữa. nhưng hiện tại công ty em mới chốt sổ với bên bảo hiểm đến 12/2008. em muốn hỏi vậy giờ em xin công ty xác nhận cho em là đã đóng bảo hiểm cho em có được khôg. và các giấy tờ liên quan để em có thể sang tên sổ đỏ ! Em xin cả
Kế Hoạch Cho Vay Với Lĩnh Vực Dầu KhíNgân hàng không khoảng cách PVcombank, một thực thể-được thành lập bởi sự hợp nhất của Tổng công ty và Ngân hàng Miền Tây, có kế hoạch ưu tiên cho vay với các lĩnh vực dầu khí, khai thác khoáng sản và điện.Tập trung vào khai thác, chế biến và kinh doanh hóa dầu sản phẩm. Người cho vay dự kiến sẽ tăng tỷ lệ cho vay đối với các lĩnh vực từ 42,3% vào cuối năm 2012 xuống còn 48% vào năm 2015. Trong những năm tới, Pvcombank sẽ tăng dần tỷ trọng các khoản tín dụng cho các cá nhân, phát triển mạnh cho một mục tiêu 20% vào năm 2015. Pvcombank cho biết sẽ duy trì 1% tổng dư nợ cho lĩn
Kế Hoạch Cho Sự Chuẩn Bị Xin Học BổngNhư bạn đã biết việc xin hoc bong du hoc là một vấn đề không còn xa lạ với học sinh, sinh viên ngày nay, nhưng nó không phải là việc dễ dàng gì cho những người thiếu nỗ lực cố gắng.Với những trường ĐH uy tín để có được học bổng toàn phần bạn phải nỗ lực rất nhiều không chỉ về mặt điểm số mà còn cả kinh nghiệm sống nữa. Sau đây hãy cùng Quốc Anh tìm hiểu về vấn đề này bạn nhé.Hãy là chính mìnhThực tế khi làm hồ sơ rất nhiều bạn đã viết quá lên những kinh nghiệm hoạt động của mình, trong lúc đó lại quên mất động lực quan t
Kế Hoạch Chung Cho Toàn Bộ đám CướiKhi đã lên kế hoạch cẩn thận từ trước cho đám cưới, đôi uyên ương sẽ không vướng phải những căng thẳng trong khâu chuẩn bị. Để ngày vui trọng đại trở nên hoàn hảo, chu đáo mọi mặt, cô dâu và chú rể cần chuẩn bị từng bước, từ việc lập kế hoạch, thực hiện, mua sắm, thuê dịch vụ... không nên vội vàng hấp tấp hoặc ôm nhiều việc cùng lúc làm cho mọi thứ trở lên hỗn độn, rối rắm.
1. Thống nhất hai bên gia đình Khi muốn lập kế hoạch cho đám cưới, cô dâu và chú rể cần tham vấn ý kiến của gia đình và tiến hành d
K Hope This Dont Offend But Hell Its FunnyA blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face".
Kho, Xuong Son Xe Phuc NguyenXưởng sơn xe Phúc Nguyên áp dụng dây chuyền sản xuất Đài Loan với đội ngũ nhân viên lành nghề, thao tác thành thạo và kinh nghiệm phun sơn hơn chục năm. Phúc Nguyên - nơi sơn xe chuyên nghiệp nhất Hà Nội.
Một số hình ảnh kho xưởng sơn xe tại công ty Phúc Nguyên
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Khí Phách Anh Hùng Update Nhiệm Vụ Hàng Ngày Game khi phach anh hung đã update thêm một tính năng mới đó là nhiệm vụ hằng ngày. Ngoài ra trong sự kiện thêm tính năng mới này còn có nhiều nhiệm vụ nhận quà hấp dẫn khác. Tham gia nhận quà và thưởng thức tính năng mới này ngay nào các anh hùng.
1. Nhiệm vụ hằng ngày
Nhiệm vụ hàng ngày được áp dụng cho tất cả các nhân vật có Level từ 2x trở lên
Cách thức thực hiện:
+ Đối với các nhân vật có Level 2x-4x sẽ nhận nhiệm vụ tại NPC Lâm tướng quân ở làng + Đối với các nhân vật Level 5x trở lên sẽ nhận nhiệm vụ tại Trần thống lĩnh ở thành Trấn Danh + Mỗi ng
Khristmas KatI am currently in the DLS Christmas Auction. Come see what this Kat is offering.....Just click the pic above, be sure to R/F/A Luv up the hostess
This bully made with much luv by
★♎★Lucretia★♎★
@ fubar
(repost of original by '★♎★Lucretia★♎★ Proudly FuOwned by SixtyNineMunch' on '2008-12-15 21:47:47')
Khử Trùng Trong Nước Thải Bằng Các Hóa ChấtKhử trùng trong nước thải bằng các hóa chất
Tag: xu ly khi thai, hoa chat xu ly nuoc thai
Các biện pháp khử trùng bao gồm sử dụng hóa chất, sử dụng các quá trình cơ lý, sử dụng các bức xạ. Trong phần này chúng ta chỉ bàn đến việc. Các hóa chất thường sử dụng cho quá trình khử trùng là chlorine và các hợp chất của nó, bromine, ozone, phenol và các phenolic, cồn, kim loại nặng và các hợp chất của nó, xà bông và bột giặt, oxy già, các loại kiềm và axít. Clo (Cl) là một trong những halogen được sử dụng rộng rãi để khử trùng do có hoạt tính diệt trùng cao nhờ phản ứng ôxy hóa khử. Khi hòa tan trong nước, các hóa chất nà
Khung Chương Trình Du Học MỹBạn quyết định du học và chọn Mỹ làm đất nước sinh sống và học tập trong những năm tháng du học nhưng bạn vẫn chưa biết chuong trinh du hoc my như thế nào.Công ty du học Quốc Anh xin cung cấp cho các bạn khung chương trình du học Mỹ như sau
I. Học tiếp PTTH: • Học sinh đi học theo diện visa F1. • Học sinh có thể đăng ký học tại một trong những trường cấp 3 ở mọi bang trên nước Mỹ • Học sinh học lớp 12 được cấp bằng tốt nghiệp cấp 3 chỉ sau 1 năm. *Tổng ăn ở và học phí: khoảng 273tr đến 546tr/năm tương đương 13.000-
Khung Giờ Pk Tự Do Trong Khí Phách Anh HùngQúy game thủ thân mến,
Trong game khi phach anh hung thì hệ thống PK là một trong những điểm hấp dẫn mà khó game online nào có thể mang lại cho bạn cảm giác thích thú như ở khi phach anh hung. Khung giờ PK tự do trong khí phách anh hùng trong một ngày sẽ có 2 khung giờ người chơi có thể PK tự do tại tất cả các vùng lãnh thổ mà không bị trừ điểm exp khi bị chết :
Khung 1 : 10h-11h
Khung 2 : 15h-16h
- Thời gian còn lại trong ngày sẽ được tính bảo hộ như sau :
+ 0h-6h : hệ thống tự động bảo hộ miễn phí
- Bốn khung giờ bên dưới bảng nào sở hữu thành Trấn Danh sẽ phải dùng tiền quỹ bang để mua b
Khu Vườn Thần Kỳ Cho MobileTrang tải game khi phach anh hung giới thiệu đến các bạn game cho mobile hay nhất. Game Khu vườn thần kỳ, game nông trại với hình ảnh làng quê Việt, vơi những giàn tre, nhưng chú heo ngộ nghĩnh dễ thương, hàng dừa thoai thoải. Với game Khu vườn Thần Kỳ, bạn có thể trồng hoa giống như SkyGarden, tuy nhiên là trồng trên những giàn tre, với những loài dây leo mềm mại, từng tầng từng tầng.
Ngoài việc chăn nuôi, Game Khu Vườn Thần Kỳ còn có những mảng việc chăn nuôi với lũ thú nuôi nhí nhảnh, đàn cừu í ẹ, những chú ỉn trắng hồng ngộ nghĩnh biết nói. Thú và chim được ch
Khuyến Mãi Iwin Ngày 13/11/2013Khi chơi iwin các bạn chắc hẳn sẽ chú ý đến giờ vàng của iwin, 1 trong những cơ hội mà các bạn có thể tăng win lên nhanh chóng bằng cách nạp thẻ. Hãy tai iwin phiên bản mới nhất và đừng bỏ lỡ những cơ hội khuyến mãi iwin ngày 13/11 nhé !
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iWin ưu đãi x2 cho các lượt nạp CARD
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Khyanni And JazmineI guess I just feel like venting to fubar about my kids. I am a proud father of two girls My oldest daughter’s name is Khyanni and my youngest is Jazmine. I’m really happy I have two girls. I look at it as my opportunity to perfect the female race. If I raise them right they will think like a man and at the same time rid themselves of typical female craziness. You can laugh now but I’m serious.
Khyanni is 8 years old this year and is my handicapped child. She is autistic and mentally retarded. I figure it’s all my fault because I told God on the day of her delivery that I could not handle a handicapped child. I even ask the nurse to count her fingers and toes twice to make sure they were all there. God had something else instore for me and I am grateful for the hard learned lesson. Khyanni is very smart even though she is diagnosed retarted. She didn’t learn to crawl until she was two, and didn’t learn to walk until she was five. But by the age of six she could program my Tivo to r
KiKIM IS VERY SPECAIL AND WILL ALWAYS BE THAT WAY
~♥TheOne4Him♥~@ fubar
Kianna, Rob....and Other Friends Of Rob.Kianna was a wonderful woman and friend who will be greatly missed. Her passing has brought confusion, sorrow, grief and hurt.
The Confusion comes into play, as to why God would take her from us so early. She had a lot of life left to live, and we will miss her greatly....
The Sorrow comes because I know see my friend Rob in so much hurt and grief....and Kianna is no longer there to be there for him, like I always trusted she would be....
The Grief comes because for those that have spoken to her know that she was a beautiful person inside and out, and we were blessed to have known her, no matter the length in time that we have known her, just knowing her was a blessing....
And the hurt.....well this is different for everyone, but for me it is because I will miss her, and miss feeling "safe" knowing that she is there for one of my best friends.
For those of you that don't know, Kianna and Rob have been friends ... BEST FRIENDS ... for the last 12 years. A friendship as pure as fr
Kianna Tyler (1978 - 2007)I've been wanting to do this for a long time, but could never finish! You see, Kianna was my best friend, sister, partner in crime, my closest confidant, and the one who was always there for me and helping me out. For 12 years, she was the person closest to me - she knew me well and knew me best. And for that reason alone, I was always unable to finish this...I could never stop crying long enough!
She was born in Kona, HI - the 9th of 11 children, yet only the second of 3 daughters. She was definitely a tough one (having 7 older brothers will do that, I guess)! She had many endearing qualities that I only wish people had more of. Compassionate, driven, ambitious, considerate - she would do anything for those she cared about!
I could go on and on about things she has done for me and I have done for her. Some of those stories I still tell to this day. We went through a lot together. We were almost inseparable in spirit and heart - even if she was seeing her family in Hawai
KiarrahShould I do whatever it takes to see my daughter whille on leave?
Even if the consequences mean I have to bring out the scariest side of me!!
The parts of me I try not to show anyone.
The person who doesn't care about what gets in his way "The Beast Within"
Or should just expect that there nothing I can do without the courts?
But I grow weary of all the things I have missed and upset by what I will.
Should I be angry at myself for not marrying the mother at the time I loved
And for some odd reason still love unimaginable, but why?
Even after all the lies and just really dumb shit that has been said.
Should I do the smart but time consuming court order.
It seems to be so many choices and so few answers to help me.
So ask again Should I?
Kibbutzkibbutz \ki-BOOTS\, noun:
an Israeli communal settlement, especially a farm co-operative
Kick Ass Party Last Nite Anyone For Leftovers Lolwell damn anyone wanna come over for dinner theres plenty of leftovers....
we had bean and cheese salsa,summer sausage and cheese,pretzels n good mustard,chicken, brats, hamburgers, pasta salad, potato salad, chips, pickles, olives and awesome jello cake!! and plenty of drinks beer of course some shit called e and j,boones farm,more beer...
for my parties i always provide the meats and everyone has to bring something well unless we dont need anything!!!!
well i was totally tore up from the floor up cant wait to see the fucked up pics me and my friends took!!!!!!!
i was glad my friends showed up!!!!!!! all i kept thinking tho was wtf wheres the rest of my socalled friends!!!!
but i was actually content just meant that i know who my real friends are and i know who my real friends are that will just show up late lol
well 5 more showed up bout 11:30pm i was so freakin happy they finally did......im sure the pictures will reflect that lol
about 1am everyone started goin home except
Kickin N Lickin Itgirl just come over here
lean this way lemme whisper somethin in ya ear
tell you all the things a lady needs to hear
next you know got you in my car
rollin down 75
roll it up girl i'm gonna get ya high
smoke till ya lungs collapse
ur heart beats quicker
don't know if it's the weed, me, or the liqour
but u keep lookin at me lickin ya lips
hands sliding up and down ya body graspin at ya hips
leanin over tell me all the nasty things ya wanna do to me
get ya to my crib and things are lookin up for a G
lead ya inside with the touch of my hand
set ya on the couch let the fun begin
got ya wantin me, needin me
but i'm just lay back and continue to tease
my hand on ya thigh
lookin ya in the eyes
tell ya nothin but the truth no need to lie
i've known you for years and now i getta try
i lean in closer to hear your words
i run my hand up ur neck and pull u close
face to face lip to lip
i slide my tongue out and take a lil l
Kick Ass BandHardcore Superstar. one of the best bands in years...
check em out
Hardcore Superstar
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Kicked DownKeep me down
Crawling around
You keep me with my face to the ground
I can't get away from this life
Always kicked down punched around
Always told I'm not strong enough
To stand on my own
Kick Me, I'm Irish!You're not Irish. Unless you were born in Ireland.
Therefore, I shall not kiss you.
Saying "Kiss me I'm Irish" is about as stupid as me saying "I surrender, I'm French."
I have no idea where I was going with all this. It sounded a lot more interesting in my brain.
Kick Ass ChickLita Ford Nuff Said!!
I went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
Late for my job and the traffic was bad
Had to borrow ten bucks from my old man,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
I went to a party last Saturday night
I told you that story, I'd be alright
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
But I know what I like
I know I like dancin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancin' with me
Yeah, yeah
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly
Had a few beers, gettin' high
Sittin', watchin' the time go by,
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
Nothin' to eat and no TV
Lookin' in the mirror don't get it for me
Uh, huh
It ain't no big thing
But I know what I like
I know I like dancin' with you
And I know what you like
I know you like dancin' with me
Oh, yeah
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C'mon pretty baby, kiss me dead
Kicking PunishmentThere's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house.
"I saw you kick those animals," his mother said. "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Kicking Up A StinkA US family is suing Greyhound after the contents of a bus toilet were dumped through their open car sunroof.
Robert and Angela Stokes and their three children, aged nine, ten and 22, were covered with faeces, urine and toilet paper, reports the Toledo Blade.
The family, from Ottawa County, Ohio, were returning from a Mother's Day meal out at a Toledo restaurant when it happened.
They were following a Greyhound bus on an interstate highway when the contents of the bus's sanitary tank were suddenly dumped on their 4x4 vehicle.
The waste went through the open windows and sunroof of their Ford Explorer, drenching all five family members.
"My client was driving in heavy traffic. They had nowhere to go. What can you do?'' said Robert Bryce, an attorney for the family.
Despite being covered with waste, Mr. Stokes followed the bus to obtain its identification information and registration number.
The Stokes are seeking more than £150,000 damages from Greyhound for damage t
Kicked The BucketI walk alone down this road
Looking out for your ghost
As the world around me crashes down
Without you by my side
You kicked the bucket without me knowing
Nobody even told me
I didn’t even get to see you one last time
I crumble
I stumble
Under this pressure above me
I’m seething
I’m bleeding
I just want this pain to go away
Now I sit here all alone
In that same old chair
As my life shatters to pieces
And I walk out that door
Now I appear on a bridge
I’m falling
I’m crawling
As I take this pain with me
I’m crying
I’m dying
This pressure stays with me
I took the jump
As I fell through the air
Nothing could stop me
I took the plunge
And now I’m with you
Yes I kicked the bucket too
Kick Off Blog:phmm..what a handsome guy i am :P anyway..good and intellectual guy apart from being sexy :) wanna have friends from all over the world..have been in most of European countries..getting my phd degree..good sense of humor..music, reading, tennis, billard, soccer, beer, tequila and whisky :) dance especially free figure:) thta's all for now..byes to all....
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Kicking On Tuesday Evening...watching the SHARKS game vs the ducks, perusing cherry tap, kinda bored...finding new interesting people to befriend and attempt to engage in conversation...taking it easy in general preparing to go on air tonight for our third radio show...TJ and The Stick-Man open forum open discussion show at midnight pst to 3 am, on www.ozcatradio.com or 1670 am if you live in or immediately near Vallejo Ca...we'ed love to have anyone who may be listening in to call and bs with us...talk about whatever you want...otherwise its just me and Teej discussing the current news, and other points of interest...I want YOUR input! LOL well, I guess I like that this blog wasnt like most of my myspace blogs, RANTS....I pretty much hate myspace tho...see yall on the radio I hope!
Kickin' PretzelsKickin' Pretzels
Preparation time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 1 to 1-1/2 hours
Yield: 25 to 30 1/2-cup servings
1 cup vegetable oil
1 package dry ranch dressing mix
1 teaspoon garlic salt
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper (or more, if you like it really hot)
2 12-ounce packages pretzel sticks
1. Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.
2. In a small bowl, add the oil, ranch dressing mix, garlic salt, and cayenne pepper. Blend well.
3. Divide the pretzels into two ungreased 15-x-10-x-1-inch baking pans.
4. Pour the oil and seasonings over the pretzels and gently toss to coat the pretzels.
5. Bake for 1 to 1-1/2 hours or until golden brown, stirring occasionally.
6. Cool completely and store in an airtight container.
Per serving: Calories 153 (From Fat 70); Fat 8g (Saturated 1g); Cholesterol 0mg; Sodium 761mg; Carbohydrate 18g (Dietary Fiber 1g); Protein 2g.
Kicking My Own AssDo you ever just have something kind of jolt you and make you wake up and realize...."Wowzas....I totally fucked up!!!!!!!!"
Well this morning I wake up pretty cheerful and like always sign on to check my morning emails. I see that I have one from someone that hasn't spoken to me in awhile. I should have just deleted the damn thing without reading it, but you know we never do anything sensible like that. So I open it and begin to read what the most ignorant, self centered, egotistocal, sorriest, most uncaring, dumbest mother fucking exscuse for a man has to say. The more I read, the more I can smell the smoke that is rolling out of my ears. I sat in total disbelief at the things I was being told. You know, what makes it so damned bad, was this was coming from a man that I once loved. A man that I almost gave up everything for. A man that I not only gave my heart to, but I gave my soul to. But in the end, I have come to realize that this "man" isn't a man at all. Yeah, the e
Kicked Out Of ChurchI recently went to a church with a friend on a sunday morning. I've attended the church before and in fact used to attend the church when I was a wee little girl. However on this past sunday I happened to be wearing my pentacle necklace and when we were all meeting one another, shaking hands my necklace somehow loosned itself out from below my shirt and was seen by the priest. He asked me to step aside and I figured that perhaps he was going to see if I was to join the church again and instead he pointed at my neck which confused me. I hadnt realized my necklace was showing and then he showed me to the door saying that the devils work was not allowed in his church of God. My friend came outside when the priest told her I wasn't allowed back in and sat outside with me until 12 noon when the church was released. Never before have I been kicked out of a church and told not to come back in, and i find it utterly ignorant. First of all my necklace was a pentacle and not a pentagram. I am wi
Kicked Off Plane For Coughing...HONOLULU - A 16-year-old girl who caught a cold during a school trip to New York was kicked off her flight home because she was coughing.
Rachel Collier was removed from the Continental Airlines plane as it was about to leave Newark, N.J., for Honolulu earlier this week. She had fallen asleep after boarding the plane with about three dozen classmates and woke up coughing and gasping for breath as it was about to take off.
"Everyone was looking at me," she said. "I couldn't talk because I lost my voice coughing so much. I was panicking."
The flight attendants gave her water, and a doctor on the flight said she would be OK to make the 10-hour flight. But the captain returned the aircraft to the gate to drop off the girl and one of her teachers.
Rachel said she started crying when the captain told her to leave. She and the teacher finally made it home the next day.
Teacher Maile Kawamura, a chaperone for the spring break trip to New York and Washington, D.C., said she was
Kicked Out Of The Fire Deptwell today i turned in my gear . they voted me out the other night and called me to tell me that i needed to bring it up there . i have been running calls . but obviously not enough and i know that there are alot of people up there that are happy to see me go . so i guess it is better this way . i dont want to be somewhere where my help is not wanted . now i have more time to move and more time to spend with the two most wonderful and beautiful girlfriends a guy could ever ask for . and now they dont have to worry about me running into a burning building anymore either . i am sure the two of them have a weight off their shoulders now lol .
Kicked Out Of Work Today...(Originally Posted on July 3, 2006)Well, today my boss finally talked to me regarding my wife's posting about problems she has with my boss & his company. I am now not allowed to work until Friday, meaning I will not get paid for these four days off.I am pissed off.But it did give me time to work on the curse I performed against "George". That'll be in the next post.Tags: Idiot Boss, Career, Job
Kickin Ass In Mo!Some may read this as cheesy, but the road trip was kickin ass in my book and I had to express my gratitude some how. Here Goes.
This is the best way I can give a Shout Out to America and Missourians and Truckers.
I found out something this last weekend when I had drill w/ the Missouri National Guard. That the American Truck Drivers and Truckers are only a shade less Patriotic than the American Soldier. I logged about 600 miles this last weekend @ 57 mph. was a very long drive. but during the 2 trips I had on Missouri Highways I had a renewed sense of worth and faith in America. Please allow me to share my THANK YOUS.
Thank you to:
The HOT woman in the Mitsubishi Eclipse for waving, those were impressive "lungs"
The mom and 2 kids that came up to a group of us troops at the gas station, Those 2 handsome boys just wanted to say "Hey" to the soldiers.
The truck drivers that came up to us troops at the Flying J in Peculier Mo. and said thank you. They were thanking us f
Kick............'Every single one of us
The devil inside'..........
Kickin ItWhat It Do Welcome To My spot in the FuBar glad ya Stop by
When is the best time ta kick it one ? I always get
when i tell everybody i'm from Waukegan,IL it's always some shit ta do around this Place I Call Home
. Clubs: always some where ta go no matter what day it is. it don't have ta be friday or Saturday.Even Sunday night it's shit ta do So when things don't go your way at one spot keep it moving. Some may not know but Chi-City At that far From Me So i go like it's a candy store.
I guess if you Going to the club you need the Basics
Fitted(Hat), White Tee, Jeans (Pants or Shorts),and finally the ONE'S Don't care how you rock'em they just better be clean.
You Can Either go to Mil-town or Chi-Town Don't Matter still gone be fresh ta death in the best shit
But like I said it goes Down in the ILL-STATE Of America
Kickass Love Quotelove is so beautiful!....
1. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to him; whether the light which surrounds him like a halo comes from you, from him, or from the meeting of your sparks.
~Natalie Clifford Barney..WHOEVER THAT IS
this quote is so true- love is such a mystery
2. When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. ~Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle
HILARIOUS STUFF
3. I love you as u are. But do not tell me how that is. - unknown
thats so deep
4. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown
aw
5. Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to
Kick Ass And Take Namesdamn it ive been playing pool and poker since i was a kid. Well some gurl told me i sucked at both. thing being is she wants to play me a game of pool and play me poker. i told her tho i want a bet on it. she keeps saying no no bet no bet. what do you think i should do about it?
Kick It Down, Blow It UpWhen things are up, where else is there to go but down right?
Baby sitting last week reminded me of a few things, one I'm scared to death about raising kids, no matter how much i want them.
The lil guys, one 3 and the other almost 1 were playing with some blocks the elder building then having them knocked down by the younger.
Was this trait something he did out of the joy of chaos, the eagerness to join in and the fact he doesn't have the motor skills yet.. i figure the later but i think we all have a lot of the former in us.
I enjoy chaos, i enjoy fucking things up, i don't care too much about the next moment most of the time. I bite my tongue a lot but there are times when i just run wild with it and chaos and trouble always follow close by.
These times i really enjoy, it's a chance to really be me. Oddly enough I'm not always mean either, there's a lot more inside i let few people see and it escapes and i don't mind.
So after that lil ramble let's regroup..
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There was a little boy who got up one morning and was pissed cause his mom didn't have his breakfast ready. So he went outside and kicked the chickens because he didnt have any eggs. Then he went to the pig pen and kicked the pigs because he didnt have any bacon. Then he went to the barn and kicked the cows because he didnt have any milk. Then he came back into the house and his mom said ''I saw you kick the chickens, pigs, and the cows and just for that you dont get any breakfast.''
So later on, his mom kicked the cat becuase it was clawing the furniture. So when his dad came home the little boy said, ''Hey Mommy? Do you want me to tell him or are you gonna tell him?''
"Tell him what?" asked his Mom. "That he don't get no pussy 'cause you kicked the cat."
Kicked Off Of Mumms For The MomentMo tards an retards,no more mentions,sorry for the comments,was just trying to be humorous,apparently not,will not do again,I swear.....An promise to brush out my mouth with Crest Whitening!.......Anyhow,hope most of all of you had fun,was not poking fingers at anyone,I apologize.
Kickoff WootUpdate on kick off bitches...
34 days...19 hours..3 minutes..20 seconds
A Kickass HelloHad to keep this, It cracks me up...Rock on Dude!!
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Kick Vick Out Of The Nfl Fuck VickI DON'T CARE IF THIS ASS WIPE CAN PLAY FOOT BALL .I HAD A BIT BULL AND A BEAGLE OK MY SPEELING SCUCKS YEA YEA... LOOK I WOULD LIKE YOU DOG LOVERS OUT TO WRIT TO THE NFL AS I HAVE TO HAVE VICK KICKED OUT OF THENFL.. 50 POEPLE 50 DEAD DOGS .THAT'S MASS MURDER THIS GIY WOULD MAKE HILTER CREAM HIM SELF IF HE WAS A SS STORM TROPPER.. IF WAS N'T CUAGHT THERE IS NO TELL ING HOW MANY DODGS WOULD OR WHERE HUG BEATING TO DEAT OR WORSE DROWED.. ALSO WHAT GET'S ME HE IS SOOOOOOOOO EVIL THAT HE LOOKED THE DOGS IN THE EYES AND SMILED.. HE DON'T CARE ..HE SLEEPS FINE HE JUST SAYS OH IAM SOORY FOR ALL I'VE HURT MEANWHILE THIS FUCKING JERK IS ON TV LIKE WHAT EVER.. WHAT EVER NO REMORSE.. NONE NO STATE MENT ... I'LL NEVER WATCH FOOTBAL WITH HIM IN THE NFL...SO WRITE TO THE NFL AND KICK THAT SADISTIC ASS HOLE OUT ......SORRY FOR THE SPELLING .IAM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED
Kicked Out Of WalmartOk those of you that know me know I hate Walmart. I am politically against there practices concerning censorship of music and movies, and there questionable labor practices, and on top of that the places are a mad house of rednecks and chaos and smell. I generally avoid them like the plauge but around Christmas when ever store is hell I went against my normal practice of never shopping there and stopped in to pick up a couple of Christmas items. I took my daughter with me handed her $40 and sent her on her way to do some shopping of her own while I filled the last of my list. Anyway, she was wearing her Elment A440 shirt. Those of you who know Element know the shirt I am talking about. The front of the shirt in large letters says "FUCK YOUR GOD" on it. I had heard a story from one of the band members that he had been kicked out of a Walmart for wearing this shirt and not sure what Walmart it was but it must be true. My daughter took off on her own and got harrassed by several W
Kicking My Husband Out Of My Bed!This weekend has been 2 longs days. Only because I was in so much pain yesterday and all by myself. I am irritated at Peter which doesn't help. Then, Peter was too tired when he got home last night to rub my neck to make it feel better! And to think that I had sex with him this morning! He is in so much trouble!
I guess he thinks he only needs to spend every other weekend with me? Not okay by me.
My neck is a little better but I think it is wearing me down and making me tired.
I went to a few different stores today. Driving was not fun since I can't turn my neck one way! Backing out was what was difficult. Anyway, I went and bought some fall flowers to make an arrangement for my front porch. I made one in the spring that were summer colors and it just doesn't look right for the fall so I figured I would make a new one and replace the other one. They are fake flowers and damn are they expensive! One stem was on sale for $2.50 but it takes a lot of stems to fill up
3 Kick RuleThe 3-kick rule
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas . He shot
and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove
up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,
and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not
coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys
in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll
sue you and take everything you own.
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know
how we settle disputes in Texas . We settle small
disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my
land, first I kick you three times and then you kick me
3 Kick Rule3-Kick RULE
A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Nebraska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in Nebraska and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in these parts of Nebraska. We settle small disagreements like this with the Husker Three Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What's that?"
The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, First I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on. Back and forth unt
Kick Me When I'm Down!!!I was just catching up when....
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Kick Ass BarJust wanted to say this really beets the bar scene when you can sit at home on line talk to wonderfull and cool people ty all for being so kind and ty all for takeing the time to stop by
Kick This Fucking Bitchess Asshttp://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6861097
i guess thats what i get for being soo gorgeous
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Kicking Butgood morning b52bombers i was just sitting here thinking of how good we are doing and wanted to take the time to tell all members how much i thank you all for your efforts we are kicking some major but on this giveaway and want be long till we move to the next member in line so everone you are all doing a great job and please keep up the hard work where we can win something for each member you all deserve it.
b52bombers are the bomb
KickerSmile, and the world smiles with you
Knock, and you go it alone
For the cheerful grin
Will let you in
Where the kicker is never known
Growl and the way looks dreary
Laugh and the path is bright
For a wholesome smile
Brings sunshine, while
A frown shuts out the light
Sigh, and you rake in nothing
Work, and the prize is won
For the nervy man
With backbone can
By nothing be outdone
Hustle, and fortune may bless you
Quit, and defeat is sure
For there is no chance
Of deliverance
For the man who can't endure
Sing and the world's harmonious
Grumble, and things go wrong
And all the time
You are out of rhyme
With the busy bustling throng
Kick, and there's trouble brewing
Whistle, and life is gay
All the world's in tune
Like a day in June
And the clouds all melt away
#3 Kicked My ButtChemo #3 kicked my butt bad!!
But I am here and only have 5 more treatments to go!! I had chemo on Thursday and by Saturday I was so sick and hurting. I stayed nauseous all day Saturday. When I wasn't sleeping from the medicines I was laying in bed watching tv. The shot I got on Friday had my legs and hips hurting....this is one weekend I wish I could re-write! I was still nauseous a bit yesterday. I have eat very little. I feel some better this morning and I ate some cereal so that is good. My bones just hurt but I will be ok in a few days.
I have missed chatting with my friends. I have some catching up to do. I know I have Cristi's blogs to read and Papi's, too. I'll get to them hopefully in the next couple of days, if not today. Lynn and Ray, thanks for your e mails...you 2 mean a lot to me.
love to all~
~~smooches~~
Kick Ass Phone Companyhey everyone in fubar, i have to tell someone about this kick ass phone i have, its like the greatest phone i have ever owend. okay see its called a helio and the phone comapnay is the same name. they are great, the feauters on this phone are awsome i mean it as a kick ass camera, it can also play video's that you buy from www.helio.com
now the plans are great it comes with
1:free nights and weekends (6am-9pm mon.-fri)
2: free texting
3: free mobile to mobile
4: free web searching
i mean damn and to top it off the monthly plans start off @ $65.00 with 500 anytime mints. and go to $150.00 with unlimted anytime mints.
so please go to www.helio.com
and give a look
A Kick-ass Irish SongThe absolute best I ever heard
The Foggy Dew
As down the glen one Easter morn to a city fair rode I
There Armed lines of marching men in squadrons passed me by
No fife did hum nor battle drum did sound it's dread tatoo
But the Angelus bell o'er the Liffey swell rang out through the foggy dew
Right proudly high over Dublin Town they hung out the flag of war
'Twas better to die 'neath an Irish sky than at Sulva or Sud El Bar
And from the plains of Royal Meath strong men came hurrying through
While Britannia's Huns, with their long range guns sailed in through the foggy dew
'Twas Britannia bade our Wild Geese go that small nations might be free
But their lonely graves are by Sulva's waves or the shore of the Great North Sea
Oh, had they died by Pearse's side or fought with Cathal Brugha
Their names we will keep where the fenians sleep 'neath the shroud of the foggy dew
But the bravest fell, and the requiem bell rang mournfully and clear
For those who died that Eas
Kickassckikak...thank Youit is my pleasure and thank you for showing your support. I have friends and family serving right now so it means a lot
Kicked Her To The CurbI have finally done something that I needed to do for a long time. I have finally realized that i can not have a relationship with my ex girlfriend living by her rules of freindship and not taking my feelings into account it kind of hurst but oh well i will get over it in the long run
this is the best thing for my mental health.
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*kicks Rocks* :pYour Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
Kick MyselfWhy is it when you have the chance to say something you dont. like it would of made a diffrence. When you love someone and tell them hold their hand and just be with them just for a couple hours why didnt you tell them how much you want them. Did they know or where you just dreamin..
Kicked Outin case u all have been wonderin where ive been i have been kicked out of my house im offically homeless! so if u all need me u know how to get me i miss u all much wicked clown love for live!! and i also broke my foot
Kick Off The New Month The Right WayPEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 5.1.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So
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Kickass Poem For The Den...In the night Into the Dawn Diablo's Den makes you feel at home
Riding out on the Wings of delight
Diablo's Den sets your heart on fire
Playing Music from all around
Playing the Sounds that wont bring you down
Diablo's Den will bring a desire
As DJ Diablo warms your heart with fire
You don't need an excuse or you don't have to fear
You are treated with friendship and Dignity
No one leaves without a smile
All the DJ's and Greeters make you feel at home
In Diablo's Den you are never alone
The wind sings the moon shines bright
As the Stars dane across the Sky
DJ Diablo welcomes one and all
As the Music Plays and the chatrooms full
come on in don't fly away
Be a Family Member and Stay
For here you will find harmony and peace
In Diablo's Den your Spirit Soars Free
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Kickin A$$ FamilyTHIS FAMILY CONSISTS OF A FEW (15-20) AT THE MOST FRIENDS WHO LOVE TO HELP EACH OTHER. WE HAVE TRIED OTHER FAMILIES AND WE ALL SEEM TO BE "OUTKASTS", SO A FEW OF US TALKED AND HERE WE ARE.
IF YOU WANT TO BE IN A FAMILY WHO LOVES TO BOMB AND LEVEL HERE WE ARE! WE ALL GIVE 110% AND WON'T SETTLE FOR MEMBERS WHO DON'T GIVE THE SAME!
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY THINGS TO BE A FAVORITE MEMBER JUST HELP AND BE HELPED!
SOUND GOOD? WELL THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE LETTING ME KNOW YOU WANT IN AND IF YOU ARE IN A GIVEAWAY OR CONTEST.
Kicking Ass At My Job I Guesswell its 2 days in a row working as a dish washer at the local holiday inn here.it will be 3 tomorrow going back in at 3pm again.the boss and cooks say i'm doing a good job and tonight they helped me a bit once the place closed.i might be making $9 an hr but what the hell i wasnt even getting an 8hr day at coke and was making $10.50 an hr so i guess it will = out in the end if i'm not making at least that guess its time to move on but i do need the benny's if i stick it out.oh well guess we'll see what happens i'm hoping no wknds and getting moved to mornings soon woohoooooo i hate the fucking nights.
Kicking & ScreamingPlot Summary: Phil Weston (Will Ferrell) has been unathletic his entire life. In college he failed at every sport that he tried out for. It looks like his 10-year old son, Sam (Dylan McLaughlin), is following in his footsteps. Sam is riding the bench on the best soccer team in the league, which just happens to be coached by Phil's father, Buck (Robert Duvall). Buck has been competitive his whole life and winning is everything to him. Buck trades Sam to the last place Tigers team. The coach of the Tigers quits, and Phil becomes the new coach, even though he has never coached in his life. Phil gets a neighbor, Mike Ditka of the Chicago Bears, to help him coach. Mike recruits two Italian soccer kids to the Tigers. The Tigers start winning, and they get to play in the championship game against Buck's team.
My Comments: I am not a Will Ferrell fan at all. Luckily I didn't hate him in this movie. Had a few funny parts but it was really predictable.
Rating: 3/10
Kick AssROSES ARE RED
DIAMONDS ARE BLUE
I WILL FIGHT ANY BITCH
THAT FUCKS WITH U
NOW SEND THIS
TO EVERYONE WHOSE
BACK U GOT
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HoMiEs TiLL ThE FuCkIn EnD !!
AnD AfTeR ThAt We StILL RiDe In H3AvE
Kick Ass Block Leavei tell you what a week with family is a great thing my kids and mom where down for the week and it makes deploying alot easier except the packing thing
Kicking And Screaming!Wow, this is the first blog in a long time that hasn't been in the form of lyrics that I've written.
Today I'm mad. At myself. Basically, I've been having a little girl tantrum because I felt I haven't been getting the attention I wanted from the person I wanted it from, and I acted like a jerk.
Insecurity's got the best of me (wait, I think those are part of some new lyrics I'm working on), and I'm acting stupid. Someone who means a whole lot to me is seeing a very ugly side of me for no sensible reason whatsoever.
Have you ever been so frustrated trying to get close to someone and in the process you actually cause the reverse to happen and you drive them away? That's where I'm going. The place I never wanted to go.
I am trying to put things in perspective because I feel like I am acting childish and insecure. Part of me is, I guess. I don't want to be that girl, and it is not at all part of the woman that I am today.
Even at my age, I'm so torn sometimes abo
Kicking PunishmentThere's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house.
"I saw you kick those animals," his mother said. "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week."
The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door, also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat.
The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Kicking Boxe's!Upon Each Turn,
There is a Block,
Which route you take,
Could lead to Disaster,
Or happiness,
Choosing that block,
Right or wrong,
Can mean Sucess or failure,
Failure is a minor key,
Improve, Adapt survive,
Improve, Adapt , Listen to the sea,
Somebody holds the key,
To life & Loveing,
Ignorance is not an option,
Listen to your Brothers & sisters,
No matter how much they howl,
We've all felt pain,
Under the rain & Burnt by the sun,
Fight Untill you can't fight,
Run until you can't run,
Blessed be to all those In dire need,
Let people plant the seed's,
& The trees grow, The flower's Bloom!
Kick Or ClickEverybody click!
Everbody have friends!
Everbody have fans!
But nobody talk :)))
Everybody want to show himself!
is that FUBAR ??
Click they ass !
or Kick my ass !
Kicking Heroin In JailKicking Heroin
The day was October 13, 2006 and I was in jail for a slew of felonies that were a direct reflection of how bad my addiction had gotten. When I went before the judge and he issued a no bail/ no bond order I was so high I could barely hold my head up. The knowledge that a day of reckoning was coming had been with me for a while. I had just been expecting to stand in front of god instead of in front a judge.
Every since my mothers death I had been on a mission to destroy myself. Six long years had gone by since she died and the pain had not gotten any easier to bear. I say my mother but technically it was my grandmother that passed. My birth mother had never really been there for me or my brother. It was always my grandparents who swooped in to collect us from various foster homes, when my mother took off on another run (she had a drug problem) or went back into the hospital. Hospital is inaccurate it was actually mental hospitals that she was in and o
Kick Out The Jams Motherf*&^errrrrr!!!!!!!!And right now, right now, right now it's time to
KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Yea!
I, I, I, I, I'm gonna
I'M GONNA KICK 'EM OUT!
Yea!
Well, I feel pretty good
and I guess that I could
get crazy now, baby.
'Cause we all got in tune and when the
dressing room got hazy now, baby.
I know how you want it, child:
hot, sweet, and tight.
The girls can't stand it when you
doin' it right;
when you're up on the stand.
And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!
Yes, I'm startin' to sweat,
you know my shirt's all wet.
What a feelin'.
[ Mc5 Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
And the sound that abounds and
resounds and rebounds off the ceiling.
You gotta have it baby,
you can't do without,
when you get the feelin',
you got the sound above.
Put that mike in my hand
And let me kick out the jams, yes!
Kick out the jams.
I WANTTA KICK 'EM OUT!
(guitars)
alright, alright, alright,...(9 times)
come on, come on,
Kick The Bitch OutOk Im trying to make arrangements to move to Texas and its not going well.
Trying to find a company to move us but thats not going well.
Debating on renting uhaul and drive myself or hire someone to move me. Both cost about the same.
Thought I would never have to move again but financially there's no choice.
On the upside Ill be closer to my granddaughter.
Just thinking about stuff.
Kick Ass And Free....wow! Worth Reading!So....this is the deal.... I am about to give u links to 3 programs....They are FREE...and i know that sounds stupid, but i absolutely swear by these programs for keeping my computers safe..Seriously......By 'safe' I mean....all of ur pics, ur music, ur files, important papers, creations of any type, anything u can think of that is on ur PC....ALL of that will b protected by u downloading these 3 programs.... Like I said they r FREE (they do accept donations)...and u r my friends so I feel compelled to tell u this bcuz it will help us all in the long run... ....
U can only use the home versions (the FREE ones) for personal usage laptops/desktops, but any business or company would certainly benefit from purchasing the business versions of these 3 programs, as well....They r user friendly and they kick some serious ass.... and I don't say that about just anything...lol..... This Is important and I hope all of u really are reading this...and u take my advice...It will take very little t
Kicks HuskyInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I am addicted to sugar free rockstars.
2. I am very much a people person, although I am shy when I meet someone.
3. One of my favorite shows is CSI Miami
4. I have flown to NYC to go on the Sally show, was a back up show that never got recorded.
5. I used to breed ADBA Registered American Pitbull Terriers
6. Hence my screen name, I love evil clowns and have Pennywise from IT tattooed on my leg.
7. I love horror movies.
8. I have lived in 11 different states.
9. I was in the USN, got out because I got pregnant with my daughter.
10. I have a Valentine Baby....
Now, who's next?
anyone that read
Kick It TonightIts been cold for a week
we dont talk
we dont speak
turn away from each other when we lie in bed
i dont understand whats goin on in our head
How the pride
makes us blind
to the hurt
that we both know is killing us slowly inside
why cant you and i decide?
someway
somehow
right here
right now
Lets kick it tonight
i dont want to fight
forget who was wrong
forget who was right
if we can forgive each other enough
then baby we'll learn how to get back to love
It feels like by the way
years ago
it was only yesterday
and who would have known
when we stood under moonlight and stars up above
and swore that we'd never give up on our love
How the pride
makes us blind
to the hurt
that we both know is killing us slowly inside
why cant you and i decide?
someway
somehow
right here
right now
Lets kick it tonight
i dont want to fight
forget who was wrong
forget who was right
if we can forgive each other enough
then baby we'll learn how to get back to lov
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*kicks Rhythm And Soul*NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?19. How many times would you like to cum?20. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
The Kickstand Drops Here !!
THE KICKSTAND DROPS HEREBy: Phil McAmmond, Alberta, Canadac/o Gary babcock
THE KICKSTAND DROPS HERE
All bikers sense that far too soon our rides on earth will cease,The urgency to see some sights continues to increase.Thus, year by year, we make our plans to journey here and there,And build some happy memories, which with others we can share.
We're not concerned about the risks that many seem to fear,But truthfully, we all agree, we age a year each year!This thought can help to make us reach for meaning in our days,And as it does it helps us change in some important ways.
The scenes we see, the folks we meet, are treasured more and more,And sharing is more pleasant now, than adding up the score.But what of folks like us who love to ride from here to there?We cannot reach our goal each day by failing to prepare.
We check our fuel, our maps, our tires, to make our trips worthwhile,And then we head out, wind in face, to cover happy miles.We'd think it si
Kick In The TeethWe live in a cold dark world with venom in it's fangs. You can spit it in my face but I know I'll be ok It's on the attack. It's a war, It's a game. A ball and chain chew my arm off to get away Don't fight, or it deny it, invite it cause when it .. Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it. Throw your stones and you won't see me break it. Say what you want, take your shots. You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth (Na na na na na) Kick in the Teeth (na na na na na na) I gotta say thanks cause you kick me when im down I'm bleeding out the mouth. I hope you know I'm stronger now. I'm taking the hate, I'm turning it all around. I wont go down 'til I'm six feet underground. Dont fight, or it deny it, invite it, cause when it ... Feels like a kick in the teeth, I can take it. Throw your stones and you won't see me break it. Say what you want, take your shots. You're setting me free with one more kick in the teeth (na na na na na) Kick in the teeth (na na na na na) Wha
Kicked Off The Team For Who You Love?Recently it has been brought to my attention that the head coach of the Nigerian Women's National Soccer(Football) Team has been carrying out a witch hunt againts the "problem" of lesbianism on her team. In fact, she recently bragged to the New York Times that she solved the "big problem" of lesbianism. This needs to end.
This is a link to a petition to FIFA to finally deal with this homophobic idocy. For the last two years this has been going on, so I would say it's far past time to end it. Post it to your Facebook, Tweet it, I don't care what you have to do, just get everyone you know to sign this petition.
http://www.allout.org/en/petition/fifa
PS. Any gaybanging homophobics out there, save it. You won't be doing a damned thing by trolling this.
Kick Them All Out Of Washington DcDear friends,
To all who vote (and especially those who haven’t), it’s time to send a message to our Congress and White House. Senators, Congress men and women, Mr. President, you on longer have to concern yourselves with keeping your jobs.
We all are NOT going to vote for ANY incumbent for any office on Washington DC until all of you are out of politics.
The job you were hired to do is to work things out, lead with solutions, and actually solve this great country’s problems.
You have failed (extended tax cuts = no jobs, huge spending = no growth in the economy, regulations = more bureaucracy, special interests = special treatment) Now it’s time for the adults to take control.
I urge everyone to repost this, call or email their Senator and Congress person and the President with this message. Maybe without the pressure to get re-elected, they will actually get down to some pragmatic solutions and stop whining about each other.
Kick Off Meeting TomorrowSooooo, tomorrow starts another Tour...6 months on this Leg. 35 shows before Europe. Looking forward to meeting up with CG Crew 192
Kicking Burritos And Taking NamesFast casual -- a hot niche where quality food is served quickly without a dedicated wait staff -- is what's eating into both the fast food and casual dining markets.Chipotle Mexican Grill (CMG) and Panera Bread (fiber optic cable) have become the new darlings of the dining scene. They're the poster children for fast casual, where diners can get a meal that may be slightly more expensive than fast food alternatives, but the food quality and perceived ambiance is also better.At Chipotle, the burritos, tacos, and rice bowls are pieced together as they're ordered by a lightning-fast human assembly line. At Panera, fresh salads, soups, and sandwiches are ready within minutes of being ordered. There's no waiter to tend to your soda refill, but that also means that there's no need to tip the waitress or wait around for your check when you're done.Industry tracker NPD Group estimates that fast casual sales rose 8 percent last year, compared to a slight decline at traditional table service rest
KidKid, your butts stuck?
I see you too.
A Kid At The Carnival"Excuse me, Sir. Did you park your car in that lot over there?"
As a child, I spent a lot of time at the carnivals. Both my grandfather and uncle owned and operated them.
"Did you see a little midget with a tall green hat when you came through the gate there?"
Of course, I had free tickets to all the rides – tilt a whirl, octopus, chair plane, hammer, Ferris wheel, round up. I tired of them quickly and seeing the mentality of the ride boys who set them up, I never felt safe on them in the first place.
"Oh gosh, I hired that guy to pass out these promotional tickets to our Roll Down game here. I wonder what happened to him."
I was always fascinated by the carnival games, and spent a good deal of pocket change trying to win hunting knives, plaster crucifixes and assorted junk from Japan at the joints on the midway.
"You see, this ticket entitles you to one free game of roll down here at our tent. You just roll the balls into the tray and they fall into these littl
Kid AlertTELL ME THIS A KID OR WHAT GO AHEAD CLICK THE PICK ..YOU GO RIGHT TO HIS PAGE
Kid At HeartHe made me happy...filled my heart with so much I got lost in the moment. One day I woke up and I felt stupid. Very, very, very stupid. Will everything that was planned gonna happen? What do people get anyway when they make someone hope for things that doesn't even seem possible?! My heart aches and I'm wishing I'll get to the point of being tired of this drama quick. Why me?! Why him?! Why can't be these things for real? I wanna be inside a fairy tale book and never come out. I want that happily ever after.... I guess I'm still a kid at heart.
A Kid AgainSo I said i might want something more innecent right?
well i don't know
I've got several guys on the menu so to speak and now another one has joined the specials...
there are to many specials on this menu im teling you
lets use descripters for them so as to not name names
Fuzzy
Virgin
Artgeek
WannaJew
anyrandom hot guy
ok so any random hot guy isn't really on the menus but the whole thing has been to keep options open
but i think its getting close to chosing time, or shuting up time
cause im not really all that good about not sharing everything thats happening.
heres my situation with each
lets start with Virgin
I have thought that this guy has had a crush on me for some time now, and recently i realized how much i missed him
and how missing him might be more then just as my friend, that i might want something more, well if he does,
and i can play make over cause with a little more grooming im sure he would stun everyoine. but this all depends on if h
KidchaosA little about me well lets see its good to be me I am usually very busy i am a Pro Wrestler I go by the name KidChaos of course.I am usually doing something with my federation or workin gout when im not on here talking to all the beautifull ladys.I work out like two hours a day.And yeah am a little obsessed with my body but you know when you put alot of hard work into your body you should be.I am also a black belt in Tao Kwando as well as KitsugoJitsu and Kenpo Karate been in it since i was a wee little lad ha ha ha no in all relity its alot of work but someone has to do it.If you want to know more about me just ask I wont bite well .................... not hard anyway!
Kid Contest Comming!~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~
So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest!
1st Kid......
2nd Kid......
3rd Kid......
4th Kid......
comments + rates = score
Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also!
thanks everybody
Maria
click the pic to send the link!
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contest Now Open !~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~
So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest!
Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30
1st Kid......
2nd Kid......
3rd Kid......
4th Kid......
comments + rates = score
Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also!
thanks everybody
Maria
click the pic to send the link!
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contest Updates!~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~
So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest!
Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30
1st Kid......
2nd Kid......
3rd Kid......
4th Kid......
5th Kid......
comments + rates = score
Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also!
thanks everybody
Maria
click the pic to send the link!
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contest Now Open ! Updates~~ Okay Everybody I'm doing a kid contest again~~
So send me your pic of a kid doesn't have to be your kid,Just a kid and i'll add him or her to the contest!
Runs From 1/24 thur 1/30
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comments + rates = score
Please remember you can comment bomb your own pic and rate it also!
thanks everybody
Maria
click the pic to send the link!
~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contesthttp://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&albumid=198638&i=1223153685
COME ON FRIENDS HELP VOTE FOR MISTY IN CUTEST KID CONTEST
Kid Contest Updates~ Kid Contest Updates ~
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Maria
Kid Contest Updated.....~ Kid Contest Updates ~
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Kid Contest Updates!Kid contest updates
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Kid Contest Winners Are......~ Kid Contest Winners Are....~
1st Place Is...... Wins Diamond Ring and Dozen Roses
with 1962 + 1216 = 3178 comments
2nd Place is...... Wins Earrings And Dozen Roses
With 1873 + 1132 = 3005 comments
3rd Place is......Wins Root Beer and Dozen Roses
With 277 + 152 = 429 comments
I want to thank everyone who was in the contest!
thanks
maria
Kid Contest Updates~~Valetines SweetHeart contest ~~
I am looking for kid pics for my Valetines contest!
Want to enter send me your link in my inbox and i will add your
little sweetheart into my contest!
1st Kid is.....
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most comments wins!
you can comment bomb ur own pic!
Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/14
So hurry up and get the pics in to me.
Winners will win 2 prizes each.
Thanks
Maria
Click on the pic to enter contest!
~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contest Updates~~Valetines SweetHeart contest ~~
I am looking for kid pics for my Valetines contest!
Want to enter send me your link in my inbox and i will add your
little sweetheart into my contest!
1st Kid is.....
with 4173 comments
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with 154 comments
most comments wins!
you can comment bomb ur own pic!
Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/14
So hurry up and get the pics in to me.
Winners will win 2 prizes each.
Thanks
Maria
Click on the pic to enter contest!
~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Kid Contest!~~ Kid Contest ~~
I need kids for this contest!
contest will begin on 5/9 thur 5/14
2 gifts per winner 1 V.I.P. and 1 V.I.C. !
1st Kid is......
with 1 comments!
comment bombing allowed and self comments are also allowed!
Comments + rates = total!
Want to enter send me a link to ur pic in my messages
or tell me and i will rip it for u!
Thanks
Maria
~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP
Click on pic to enter contest!
Kid Contest Now Open!~~ Kid Contest ~~
I need kids for this contest!
contest will begin on 5/9 thur 5/14
2 gifts per winner 1 V.I.P. and 1 V.I.C. !
1st Kid is......
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comment bombing allowed and self comments are also allowed!
Comments + rates = total!
Want to enter send me a link to ur pic in my messages
or tell me and i will rip it for u!
Thanks
Maria
~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP
Click on pic to enter contest!
Kid Contest Updates!~~ Kid Contest ~~
I need kids for this contest!
contest will begin on 5/9 thur 5/14
2 gifts per winner 1 V.I.P. and 1 V.I.C. !
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Kid Cock- I Am A NutsackI Am a Nutsack
I am a nutsack...I am free
When your boxers are forsaken
I'm gonna hang off you
I look up to you
I'm gonna get you
I'm like a fatty, I roll hard eatin chips, gettin sweaty
In a trannys mouth and inside dusty jeans baby
I never was cool with James Dean
But I be hanging upsidedown with my man Slim Jim
I swing low like a chimp
From 6 to 2 inches I seen my man shrink
But now I'm humble and I can only think
With my tiny head a size of a shrimp
So ask no questions and I'll tell no lie
I got one big ole dick and one small eye
I'm in your pants if you know what I mean
And a soap on a rope couldn't keep me clean
Cause I'm the nutsack you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The S-A-C to the D-I-K
Or the N-U-T to the S-C-R-O-T
And I'm danglin
Said I'm danglin
Kid Calls 911 Because He Didnt Like Dinner Parents Served BUFFALO GROVE, Ill. ? A 10-year-old northwest suburban boy didn't like the dinner his father cooked for him ? so he called police. About 7 p.m. last Thursday, Buffalo Grove police got a hang-up call to 911. A police officer went to the home to investigate. The boy "stated that the food was edible but that he wanted something more to his liking,'' according to police. The food, though, wasn't the kid's only beef. The father and son "were having a disagreement about being disrespectful," said police Cmdr. Steve Husak. That included the son "not being particularly thrilled with what was being served for dinner" but also other concerns, Husak said. The officer talked to the boy about the need to follow house rules and when it's appropriate to call police, Husak said. Last November Buffalo Grove police received another 911 hang-up call ? this one from a 15-year-old boy upset that his parents had taken away his Xbox game system. The teen wanted to know if it was legal for his pare
Kid Cudi
Have you Ever Noticed The Saddest Person Has The Most Beautiful Smile. -Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi - Pursuit Of HappinessPursuit Of Happiness
Crush a bit, little bit, roll it up, take a hitFeelin’ lit feelin’ light, 2 am summer night.I don't care, hand on the wheel, drivin drunk, I'm doin’ my thangRollin the Midwest side and out livin’ my life getting’ out dreamsPeople told me slow my roll I'm screaming out fuck thatImma do just what I want lookin’ ahead no turnin’ backif I fall if I die know I lived it till the fullestif I fall if I die know I lived and missed some bulletsI'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shine ain't always gonna be goldI'll be fine once I get it, I'll be good. I'll be fine once I get it, I'll be goodTell me what you know about dreamin’ dreamin’you don't really know about nothin’ nothin’tell me what you know about them night terrors every night5 am, cold sweats wakin’ up to the skiestell me what you know about dreams, dreamstell me what you know about night terrors, nothin’you don't
The Kiddies Play GroundAh yes, and while the sweet resentment of what you have done fills your brain, it will cause the blood to pour from your ear holes and seep from your eyesockets in the form of puss.
And yet i must confess...
that this piece of PiE which within crawls the sPiDeRs and MaGgOtS, is much to delectible for just one to eat, and so i shared it among the sMaLl cHiLdReN
who peered curiously at the crust of this delight. made of the sKiN of the SiNful, stretched tight over the creepy CrAwLiEs.
The children chewed at the sinewy membranes of worms of skin, they ate it and swallowed with a GRINN playing on thier lips, and then...They became the creations of Anti-Society, outcasts and morbid rebels.
This...My dear reader is what makes up the underworld,
Oh and before i forget to say.....
Welcome, to the UnDeRgRoUnD.....
Kiddie Porn.Recently a cousin of mine was arrested in the army for his gun going off and hit a fellow soilder. Yesterday I found out that was just a cover story for something far worst.
He was arrested for having kiddie porn on his computer. I don't know the age of the girls in the pics but I'm rather dicgusted right now. He said he learned it from his father. I can't get this off my mind. I'm a father of a little girl and if anything ever happened to her I'd kill him. The worst part of all of this is he's been trying to get his wife pregnant!
Kiddie CornerA Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know, they are always talking about Verge n' Mary.''
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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay
Kiddng You..Got a new CableTV deal..Where I thought I gotFree HB0..Well, no..It's H0B0!!!
Kiddoso my daughter started school for the very first time this week. im enjoying the few hours of lazy time i get when i don't have to work and she is in school, but im really missing all that early morning cuddle time. Its amazing how fast the times goes when you have a kid. Most times i forget how old i am the year seems to go by twice as fast. its so hard to believe that i have a child that is school age.
On another note she is loving it. It may be hard to raise 2 children but there is something to say for people who have more then one kid. They entertain one another. Thankfully he has alot of cousins her age. But, she herself is an only child. I think she hates that fact yet, at the same time relishes in it.
She often asks me for a brother or a sister, it comes down to me explaining that if she had a brother and a sister she would have to share my love with another. That seems to stop the asking for a few weeks or months until she gets around kids with siblings and starts to get jea
Kiddnythis is 4 a friend just helping to get the word out 4 them KNIGHTSKITTY of the ~GIT R DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~(2nd ...'s: As alot of you already know my son needs a kidney to live...We have been working on this for a long time as it is a very rare decease and the surgery has not been preformed befor on some one with his illness. Now the decease has created more problems for him...His heart has started giving him problems now...In the last 4 months he hs had 2 heart attacks...making it a number of 3 as he had one at the age of 8 also...He is now 25 and doctors say he looks 25 outside but inside he is an 80 yr old man that has takin drugs forever...This is due to medicines to keep him alive over the years...If I dont respond to you here please dont take it I dont care as I do but sometimes my mind is just to scatter to chat with someone...I just keep praying and am asking you to do the same...That is all I have to hold on to....I am g
Kid Do TeachThings My Kids Taught Me...
Wisdom passed on from an experienced parent--
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite
A 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape
It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
If you u
Kid FestWe had alot of fun at kid fest yesturday.. Thanks Rodney and Crystal. The boys liked it but the lines were outragious. *yeah i know i cant spell*
I got to watch Annabelle for a cupple hours while everyone else went to Kylars birthday party that I thought was in Kingman so we didnt go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could have kicked myself cause i was forcing myself to stay awake for kidfest let alone bringing a baby home when i really needed to lay down.
I LOVED IT.......
Cant wait to have them over when i dont have to work the weekend.
Kid FreeI am kid free for a week.. my kids are off to the farm for a week.. Ohh what Will I do with all my time?
There are to many to list for this week but I just need some sudgestions.. anyone have any?
Kidfuckers Evict NunsThe Archdiocese of Los Angeles is selling a small convent in Santa Barbara to help raise funds to pay the $660M restitution for all the molestation law suits the Catholic Church has lost. Three nuns are being evicted. Amazing. Just amazing. The church hides the pedifiles and shifts them from jurisdiction to jurisdiction over the course of 30+ years (which is coincidentally the rule of Pope John Paul II) instead of handing these criminals over to the legal system. Now, these three innocent nuns that have been in a small convent for 43 years have to leave by Dec 31. So, what is the moral of the story? Easy one - be the worst criminal known to man and have your buddy cover for you and when you are finally caught, make more innocent people pay for your crime. But I am sure God forgives them...
Kid Humor~ Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned ~
* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
* Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
* School lunches stick to the wall.
* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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Subject: Kids' Surgeries
Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid said,"I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about, I had that done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up t
KidismsWe were driving home when Noah told me that he played a video game at his dad’s rated “M.” He told me he was good at it. I told him it was a shame that he was so young and someone wanted him to grow-up so fast. He then asked me what “mature” meant.
Me: Well, I suppose it would depend on the context. A video game that’s rated “mature” is supposed to be for older people. The violence and other content is not something you should be exposed to yet.
Noah: Well, it wasn’t that violent.
Me: Well, that’s good, but I think it’s a shame because you’re only going to be young once and once you grow-up; you can never be “ungrown.”
Noah: Well, if you build a machine to make you young again then you can be.
Me: I don’t think that’s something that’s going to happen, dude.
Noah: All you need is some metal. And some wire and know where to put the wires and you’re all set. Can we listen to Nickelback?
Me: Sure.
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Kid Is Silly Lol*When* r we going 2 be together?*Will* u luv me or will it take 4ever?*I* luv u alwayz these words r tru*Sleep* is sweet when i dream of u*With* this quote i have 1 thing in mind*You* just have 2 read the 1st word of each line!
Kid JokesWhat do golfers use in China?
China tees!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions, in the Park?
Well, dandelions!
What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
Kid Kills Dad For Taking Away MyspaceHughstan Schlicker
PHOENIX — A Mesa teenager says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn't let him use the Internet, police reports show.
According to a Mesa police report released Wednesday, 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker told a homicide detective that he considered committing suicide in front of his father after finding a 12-gauge shotgun and ammunition in the garage of their home, but decided to murder his father instead and then commit suicide.
Hughstan apparently surprised 49-year-old Ted Schlicker, who was standing in the kitchen when the boy approached him from behind, the police report said.
Police arrested Hughstan after the slaying at the Pueblo Seco Condominiums and accused him of first-degree murder.
After the slaying, "the defendant first called his friend and told her what he had done. He told her he was going to kill himself but she told him not to. She convinced him to call the police and deal with the situation," the report said.
Hug
Kidkel69 And TrippyTrippy and I go way.........back.
I first met Sandy and Tim (Trippy's brother) viewing their awesome art and amazing
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Although Sandy and Trippy have a love /hate relationship,
Sandy referred me to Trippy.
Trippy was invited to join ALL~MOST FAMOUS REVIEW over on Kick Apps
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I tried to explain to my affiliate's , that Trippy may have been
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I followed Trippy everywhere he went, but I believe
Trippy was always sour over the incident.
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Kid - May 1993 - Oct. 2008Kid - one of Nikki's two kittens that I have kept. Not quite the same drama as Nikki. I wake up to Kid walking in circles on the bed. I think to myself, "how odd." So I get up to feed the two girls. Jezebelle, Kid's sister is the only one that comes to eat - odd. Kid's still walking in circles on the bed. I try to coax her with food. She comes to eat, only to have a few licks before walking in circles on the floor. I had seen this behavior before. I knew that she - Kid - wouldn't be with me by the end of the day. I'd comfort her, she'd walk in circles, and I'd comfort her again. Over and over this went on. I can't hold the tears back - when will this be over. What an emotional and humbling day. After eight hours of comforting Kid her breathing stops. With my head on her side, I listening to her heart sloooowly come to a stop. My heart breaks... She's gone.
Kidnapped....adult Content ,rated XxxThis story is completely fictional! Kel Darry pulled on his sweater and padlocked his locker and yelled to the attendant, "Seeya in a couple of days, Johnny, have a good one!!!" It was a crisp and clear September evening in New York, and Kel was thinking about how much better he was feeling since he started working out twice a week as he approached his car at the far end of the parking lot!!! He was just about open the door on his new SUV, when out of nowhere a vice like grip around held his arms tight to his body, before a handkerchief doused with chloroform was pressed roughly over his mouth and nostrils, quickly rendering him unconsciousness!!! He didn't know how long he had been out, but his nose burned from the chloroform, and when he tried getting to his feet, he found that he was tied up and unable to get off of what he thought was a bed!!! With the room was pitch dark, he had time to ponder his situation, and for the life of him, he couldn't figure out who would want to kidnap
Kidney Infections =(ok, what the heck?? Kidney Infections suck!! lol i just got over it today..i was scared i would still have it and today is my first night at my other job..at least i dont have to be in till 5:00PM for training..i can get some rest. i would just seriously hate it if i had to call in sick on my first day..but when i have kidney infections i really have a hard time just getting off the couch. no way i could work!! i am just so tired right now!! at least this only happens about twice a year..but on Dec 1st my health insuranace kicks in..so off to the doctor i go. lol hopefully no more kidney infections!! i dont like the pain =(
Kidney Stone SurgeryHey, I thought I made a blog already, damn I don't know where I have been writing my stuff then lol. I had kidney stone surgery today and I am recovering in a hotel in Fort Lauderdale.
Kidnapped!OK whos got 50 BUCKS? Hmmm? Whos gonna pay my RANSOM???
Kidneythieves-zerospaceI am a fallen zero;
Below the glaciers of the evil
I am a golden superhero
Above the sun and all the people
Space in your face I'm gonna drink
the fucking ocean cause I ain't from a coast, I'm just coastin
Said I was an afterthought you'd bring along,
well who You after now, bitch? Run, motherfucka, run
And if you think im space-cakening
I've been in shit of rude awakening
And im floating high (but I'm always down)
Skip or trip to face the space or fake in this
In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zerospace
In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zero...
In the middle I stay in place, skip or trip at zerospace
And i'm floating high (but I'm always down)
Skip or trip to face the space or fake in this
I met a fellow zero
He took me to the silver people
I said, "I think you are my hero"
And we were one it all was clearer
Space in your face, it's the way to get you closer;
while you were sittin on your ass,
See I drank the fucking ocean
Ze
Kidney Walk 2007Hello everyone. Tara, Ammy, and I and some other friends are going to do the Kidney Walk 2007. If anyone would be interested in sponsering us please go to www.firstgiving.com/cooperkidneys. We will be walking 5 miles at Fifth Third ballpark in April 29th. As Tara and alot of her family have Kidney Disease this is really close to our hearts. So anything you can do to help would be greatly appreciated and if you would like to join our team let me know. Thanks.
Melisa and Tara
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Kidnapped... (1)THIS IS A STORY THAT I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR A WHILE... IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETE AS IT WILL BE A BOOK WHEN I AM DONE... FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON WHAT YOU THINK... GOOD OR BAD!
THANK YOU FOR READING AND ENJOY!
As she lay there coming fully awake from a deep sleep, she opened her eyes only to find out that she still was unable to see anything. She realized that there was something over her eyes. As she reached to move whatever the object was, she realized that her hands and feet were bound. She was extremely confused; no matter how much she struggled she was unable to free herself. About the time she was letting out a whimper, she heard something in the room. She stopped. It was foot steps. Some one was in the room. She managed to let “Hello” escape from her mouth. The foot steps were still coming towards her but whoever it was would not answer. She started struggling frantically, trying to get free. Not knowing what was about to happen. She was scared and all she wante
Kidnapped... (2)PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU START AT (1)... THIS IS 2 IN THE SERIES...
Somewhere in her thoughts she must have drifted back to sleep. She didn’t know how long she slept, but she knew that she had been dreaming. She knew how she had got there. She had just got back home from shopping. Her hands were full of bags. The elevator was out again so she had to take the stairs. She remembered thinking to herself that she would be glad when she moved. “I am so sick of this elevator breaking down” she said as she was climbing her way to the third floor where her apartment was.
She entered through a door that led to the stairwell. The stairs sort of wrapped around the elevator shaft. Not wasting any time she started climbing the stairs. That’s when she heard a door above her close. At first she thought nothing of it. People were always coming in and out of the building. With the elevator out and the stairs being the only other way to get up and down doors were opening and shutting all d
Kidnapped... (3)PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU START AT (1)... THIS IS 3 IN THE SERIES!
He started thinking back to when they brought her here. They had talked about where they would keep her after her abduction, and his place was the most likely choice. He was relieved at this choice. He knew that she would be safer here than with any of the others. They were all extremely undisciplined and there is no telling what they would have done with her if given the opportunity. Plus this helped him out in his own personal plans that the others were unaware of.
They brought her in through the back entrance that was only used for his place. It use to be a storm shelter and had been converted into an apartment. With it being built underground it had no windows and was virtually sound proof. When she screamed no one could hear her. That was the excuse he told them anyways.
She looked so sweet laying there in his bed. He could tell she had fallen asleep because her breathing had changed. Instead of the slow fast
Kidnapped... (4)STOP YOU SHOULD READ (1, 2, 3)BEFORE YOU READ THIS!!!
She almost screamed when she woke up. The memories of things that happened started flooding back to her. She still couldn’t see, but she could hear something in the room. Whistling, that voice was whistling. She could tell it was the man that was there earlier. She could hear things rattling around. What was he doing?
He must have heard her wake up because the noise stopped. “Good Morning sleepy head” she heard him say. Where had she heard his voice before? It was so familiar to her some how. As she lay there she noticed that she was not bound as much as she had been. The straps on her wrists were not as tight, and her legs were free.
She was so busy stretching her legs that she didn’t realize that he had walked over to the bed. It wasn’t until she felt the bed give way a little that she felt him next to her. All of the sudden that feeling in the pit of her belly was back. Who was this man? With everything going on she
KidnappingOkay, so here is the thing...my ex had the kids back in January for a few weeks and possibly almost a whole month. They were doing me a favor in helping me out so that I can get a fresh start of things in my life. (They as in his fiance at the time, now wife) My ex and I had a virbal agreement that he would have the kids for just three months so that I can find a good job and possibly a new place to live...was living with my parents at the time because of other issues.
So during this time, I was putting in job offers after job offers, until finally I found a job. By the time I was workin again it was almost at the end of January. Well, my ex's fiance at the time decided to put me down a mother that doesn't know how to take care of her kids and she is much more better mother than I will ever be...that kind of speech I got from her. It was she that had to tell me that my ex and her was going to keep the kids till the summertime and if they feel that I havent changed by having a good j
Kidney Thieves- Black BulletCan you deal with the hallucination?
Can you steal the hallucination?
I can hear and feel all that you're thinking
Can you deal with the hallucination?
When I'm drowning in the sea, I am
When you're looking down at me, I am
When I'm walking in the streets, I am A bullet
When I'm looking and I find, I am
When I'm purer than the sky, I am
When I'm fucking with your mind, I am A bullet
In the eye, In the mirror, I am
In the eye, In the mirror, I am
In the eye, In the mirror, I am A black bullet
In the eye, In the mirror, I am
Alone, alone in this all.
Deal with the hallucination
Can you deal with the hallucination
When I'm walking on the line, I am
When I think that I could kill, I am
When I think that I am love, I am
I am a black bullet
In the eye, In the mirror, I am
In the eye, In the mirror, I am
Kidney Thieves- S&m (a Love Song)(pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me)
(pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me)
Distant son, nova fucker
Hit and run to another
Took from you, from me
Lash and caress in between
(Hit the target) won an animal
Got a piece, a trace, a slip inside
Tore a page from the bind
Handed a twisted sadistic
Wanted you to fix it
Chant, cry, moan, lie
Tender garden bang to dry
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
Pound the love outta me!
Best I can do, pleasure/pain
Too close to you, I'll blow your ash away
Took from you, from me
Brutally
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
[catch me if you can, butter a scent on your hand]
Pound the love outta me beat the love outta me
[catch me if you can, butter a scent on your hand]
wigs, whips, chains tied
you laughed, I cried
[wanted you to fix it]
[chant, cry, moan, lie]
[be
Kidnappers Threaten To Kill British Girl, Age 3Kidnappers threaten to kill British girl, age 3
The mother of a three-year-old British girl snatched in Nigeria said the kidnappers had telephoned her and threatened to kill her daughter.
Margaret Hill, the daughter of oil worker Mike Hill, was kidnapped on Thursday as she travelled to school by car in Port Harcourt, in the south of the country.
Margaret's mother, Oluchi Hill, has revealed that the kidnappers threatened to kill her daughter unless Mr Hill agreed to take the child's place.
She told the BBC they had called on Friday morning and demanded a meeting in a town in the Niger Delta, then allowed her to speak to her daughter who was crying.
Mrs Hill, a Nigerian national, said the kidnappers told her to meet them in a town in Bayelsa State but added that neither she nor the police had been able to locate it.
"They say I can bring my husband to swap with the baby," she said. "He wanted to go down for his baby but the police commander told him not to."
She said
Kidney FailureI went to a class today on my pre-transplant kidney and I have also went to the dialysis classes. My problem im having is the decision to go on dialysis and then get a transplant or just remain on dialysis forever till I am comfortable enough to go thru the transplant procedure. To be honest im scared as hell about the transplant, if I do reject it then im back to where I started, or if its a success then i can get back to normal and not to relay on a machine to keep me alive. But the precentage of rejection is pretty low according to them. And then I need to figure out if I want on a donor list or do I put my family or friends to the trouble of seeing if they are a match for me as a living donor, ITS ALOT HARDER ON THE DONOR THEN IT IS ONN THE RECIEPTIANT AND I CANT SEE PUTTING MY LOVED ONES THROUGH THE PAIN JUST FOR ME? CAN SOMEBODY MAYBE HELP ME OUT HERE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF SOMEONE KNOWS OF ONE THATS GONE THROUGH THE TRANSPLANT OR DIALYSIS AND WHAT THEIR EXPERIENCE IS AND I KN
Kidney Stones Suck!ok, so i'm new here to FUBAR, but here goes. my first rant of many, i'm sure. i have surgery 2 days ago to remove a kidney stone, and lemme tell ya.... i'm hurtin'!!! with the meds you have to take afterwards, and the gallons of water you have to drink in order to flush all that crap out, there's one big pain in the ass after another. i'll be glad when it's all over. tired of being in such pain.
on a lighter note, school starts back up on monday, as does my co-op job as a mechanical engineer for one of the world's largest maker of steering components for GM vehicles. kinda cool. more later..... i have to go pee again....
Kidney Donor Update! (courtesy: Year Of The Dragon)I recently blogged about helping a friend find her son a Kidney Donor. I'm going to keep updating as she posts bulletins and blogs as well. Please, please, reblog this or copy paste this into a bulletin. Let your friends know about this. The more it's posted, the better chance her son has of finding a matching donor. Much love.
The information is contained in the blog, and her link is at the bottom of this blog as well.
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I want to thank all who have offered a kidney to my son..I have tryed to get all information out to all that ask but is very hard to keep up so if I missed you I am sorry...I am posting the information to the transplant unit here so please if you wish to donate use it as I need to be with my son...They will be better at answering all questions you may have as this is a first time for me also. Never dreamed when I had my children something may go wrong but it did and now all I can do is try my best to find my so
Kid NationIf you haven’t seen “Kid Nation” yet, and you want to and still want to be surprised then it might be a good idea if you pass on this. In other words, there may be spoilers.
“Kid Nation” is the show where they take 40 kids, drop them off in an abandoned ghost town and let them fend for themselves, with no adults to influence what they do.
I’m not a big fan of “reality” TV. I’ve never seen an episode of “Survivor” or “Big Brother” or shows like that. I’ve only seen enough of “The Real World” to be able to turn it off. “Kid Nation,” though, I find fascinating.
There are some problems, though. Like most “reality” shows, I think it’s a hoax. In fact, I know it’s at least ¾ hoax because these kids are not left without adults. There are adults manning the cameras, at the very least. Presumably there’s a director there. One would hope that there’s some sort of EMT standing by in case someone gets run over by a cow. Also, the town isn’t a ghost town. It’s an abandoned movi
Kid Nation.Ok dammit, I admit I am totally hooked on this show.The kids are always fighting and bickering and the more I watch, the more I am fascinated by it.
I root for the kids that do well like Greg and such and then abhor the ones that are just snotty little brats like Taylor and Amjay.
Seriously, some of these kids impress me with their knowledge and work ethic.
Am I just fucked in the head or what?......lol
Kidney Stones Suck..Well, I had a fun start to the new year. On New Years eve, I went to the ER, thinking I had a kidney infection, which is something, sadly, that I am used to. Well, I get to the ER and was hurting so bad that I could barely walk from my car to the ER doors, and I have never hurt that bad before. Skipping the boring bits, they did a CT scan of my kidneys, just incase there was something else going on, besides the kidney infection (which I did have). Well, they decide to keep me over night so I could get fluids and a couple rounds of strong antibiotic, when I get to my room, the ER doctor informs me that he found a 2 inch stone in my left ureter right where it meets the bladder..... Great..... This is a good time to point out, I have never had a stone before, so, my first one, I went big I guess. After being removed, it was found that he could not find my ureter (the stone passed overnight I'm guessing because it was completely in my bladder at this point)and so, I am now sitting he
Kidney Stonesjust thought i wlound let every one know i had my kidney stones removed yesterday i am doing so so but tired and very sore
Kid 'n Play - The Battle (kid Vs. Play)[ Play ]
It's the P-l-a-y, just here to say hi
Askin you may I, tell you 'bout the day I
Picked up a microphone, a pad and a pen
The legend of the Tramp begins
The party host with the most giving you a dose, see
Needing instructions, so listen closely
Two lines form, it makes you to step to him
Fellas at the backdoor, girls by the bedroom
The name is Play, don't dare play me cheap
The microphone is a broom and I'ma sweep ya
Off your feet with feelings that you never felt
Another notch in the belt
It's no secret, I like to freak with the best of them
Then head to the stage in a test of men
And when it's done and said and said and done
Play's gonna be the victorious one
[ Play ]
Yeah
Dope, ain't it?
He-he, I know
[ Kid ]
Man, gimme that mic!
[ Play ]
Oh, you want some of this?
[ Kid ]
Yo, it's my turn
[ Play ]
Yeah, go for yours
[ Kid ]
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
[ Play ]
No you can't
[ Kid ]
Yes I can
[
Kidney StoneFebruary 6, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Sorry that i haven't spoken to you lately but i have been sick and still am i went to the dr, today and they did a sonogram and found a stone in my rite Kidney and tomarrow i have to go get a CT scane thats why i have been sick
You're special to me and you've made a difference in my life. I respect you, cherish you, honor our friendship, and hold you close to my heart.
Send this to all your friends including me no matter how often you talk or how close you are. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them.
If you get 3 back, you're a friend worth keeping
Kidney WalkCLICK THE PICTURE
It is that time of year again, time for the Boston Kidney Walk.
My mother had a kidney transplant coming up on 7 years ago in October 2001. My uncle (her baby brother) was the donor for my mother.
Eleven years ago my father was on dialysis before he passed away in 1997.
If you could donate to help other patients who are suffering with chronic kidney disease.
If you are interested in walking the Kidney Walk, let me know and we can all walk together. It is a fun event with free admission to the Franklin Park Zoo in Boston, MA. The date is May 18 rain or shine.
Thank you,
Emily
Kidney Thieves - CrazyCrazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely. I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue. I knew, you'd love me as long as you wanted, and someday, you'd leave me for somebody new.
aaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
WORRY?!? Why do I let myself worry?!? And I'm wondering, what in the world should I do?ooohhhhh aaaahhhhh
I'm crazy for thinkin that my love could hold you...And I'm crazy for tryin and crazy for cryin, and I'm crazy for lovin you
I'm crazy for tryin and crazy for cryin and I'm crazy for lovin you
I'm crazy for tryin and crazy for cryin and I'm crazy for lovin you
KidnappingKidnapping is a powerful image for us because it includes strong victimization and loss-of-power issues. Someone who is kidnapped goes from being in control of their own destiny to being completely in the hands of another.
If you are dreaming of being kidnapped, the obvious questions are: What is the condition of your captivity; and by whom are you held?
If you cooperate with your captors, you may be wanting someone to take control of an untidy section of your life. However, you may feel as though your autonomy has been so severely compromised that you lack the ability to manage the situation.
If your captors are somehow familiar, this may reflect a sense that life has entrapped you. Where did your abductors take you and how? Your subconscious may be showing you an area where your life has become excessively entangling to your autonomy.
It may be that somehow your kidnapping allows you to separate from your environment and start again. Perhaps you are wanting a second chance
Kidney Failure.So Last week, I woke up in hellish pain. I wet to the doctor's and found out that one of my kidneys stopped functioning and that I also have high blood pressure, which sux. I'm still in alot of pain even though I spent the better part of a week in a hospital bed with tubes running through me and the morphine was AWESOME as well as the vicadin, but I digress. I want to thank all of those who clled me and left me love. it's nice to know that ppl actually do care about the well-being of others. Thank you all. Hopefully I'll get better soon for when I start to travel across country again for the fall. Hope to see som of you on my journey.
Kidnapped And TradedThere is a knock at the door. I open the door and return to my Masters side as you enter the room. Master moves forward to enter. Behind him is a young girl in hand cuffs. Master moves forward to inspect her. Kneeling at my Master's side, I look up and inspect the new slave that is going to brought into my home. I am quite irritated that I am going to have to follow her orders as well as Master's even though I have been here longer. I look up at you briefly, examining you and smile widely before looking away hoping that my Master did not see. You follow me with your eyes as you remain calm while Master examines the new slave and I sigh softly as I realize that Master is to engrossed with His new slave to notice my slight disobedience.
Walking behind me, you touch my back, mimicking the way Master is examining the new one. As you touch my back, I shiver uncomfortably; not liking you touching me in the same manner that Master is touching the girl. I look at Master, trying to get his a
Kidnapped And TradedThere is a knock at the door. I open the door and return to my Masters side as you enter the room. Master moves forward to enter. Behind him is a young girl in hand cuffs. Master moves forward to inspect her. Kneeling at my Master's side, I look up and inspect the new slave that is going to brought into my home. I am quite irritated that I am going to have to follow her orders as well as Master's even though I have been here longer. I look up at you briefly, examining you and smile widely before looking away hoping that my Master did not see. You follow me with your eyes as you remain calm while Master examines the new slave and I sigh softly as I realize that Master is to engrossed with His new slave to notice my slight disobedience.
Walking behind me, you touch my back, mimicking the way Master is examining the new one. As you touch my back, I shiver uncomfortably; not liking you touching me in the same manner that Master is touching the girl. I look at Master, trying to get his a
The Kidney HellOk all i go into the hospital tomorrow 3-4-09 Wednesday to have my right kidney taken out so i wont be on for a while you can still leave your hugs an kisses i love them all mwahhh mwahhh mwahhhh and thank you too all my friends on here for all the support you give me yes Deanne the big bad bounty hunter is scared lol all of u who know the people who live near me that are on here and that are friends will keep you posted on whats going on and how iam doing so sweeties i wont be on after today for a while so be good think good things and i love ya ..... Deanne
Always think about others, and always lend a hand!! You dont know when one day you might need that hand .....
KidnappingKidnapping
Kidnapping is a powerful image for us because it includes strong victimization and loss-of-power issues. Someone who is kidnapped goes from being in control of their own destiny to being completely in the hands of another.
If you are dreaming of being kidnapped, the obvious questions are: What is the condition of your captivity; and by whom are you held?
If you cooperate with your captors, you may be wanting someone to take control of an untidy section of your life. However, you may feel as though your autonomy has been so severely compromised that you lack the ability to manage the situation.
If your captors are somehow familiar, this may reflect a sense that life has entrapped you. Where did your abductors take you and how? Your subconscious may be showing you an area where your life has become excessively entangling to your autonomy.
It may be that somehow your kidnapping allows you to separate from your environment and start again. Perhaps you are wanting a secon
Kidney FailureHas anyone had Kidney Failure ? If so, what does it feel like ? I recently had a Kidney Stone. Since then till 3 days ago I would breath deep and feel something pop in my side. Now the popping feeling has been replaced by a constant pain in my side. Which feels like I been punched.
Kidnapping Santa: Reclaiming The Spirit Of The Holidays
It’s been said many times and many places, that the health of the American economy is dependent on the institution of Christmas, accounting as it does for some huge percentage of total annual retail sales. But if you ask me, “institution” is a word better reserved for bloated government bureaucracy, oppressive psychiatric facilities, universities and prisons than what I prefer to think of as the season of good will. And there’s something disheartening about being subjected to a barrage of tacky ads starting the day after Thanksgiving, or seeing thirty part-time Santas suiting up for a day of taking orders for high dollar toys from TV-addled tots at metropolitan shopping malls.Not only the American economy is affected, of course, but also countries like China which make the bulk of the geegaws that fill the gift aisles of the big-box stores. When we cut back spending due to so called economic downturns, it is Chinese and Indian laborers that are put out of
The Kidney Thieves (new Orleans)A business traveler goes to a lounge for a drink at the end of the work day.
A person in the bar walks up as they sit alone and offers to buy them a drink. The last thing the traveler remembers until they wake up in a hotel room bath tub, their body submerged to their neck in ice, is sipping that drink. There is a note taped to the wall instructing them not to move and to call 911. A phone is on a small table next to the bathtub for them to call.
The business traveler calls 911 who have become quite familiar with this crime.
The business traveler is instructed by the 911 operator to very slowly and carefully reach behind them and feel if there is a tube protruding from their lower back. The business traveler finds the tube and answers, "Yes." The 911 operator tells them to remain still, having already sent paramedics to help. The operator knows that both of the business traveler's kidneys have been harvested.
Kidnap An Angel - Bon JoviI get up every morning, drink coffee aloneMy house it's too quiet, I'm the only one homeI let the newspapers pile up at the doorI can't be bothered, I don't read 'em no moreThe flowers are blooming, that you planted last springI can't make much sense out of anything.If I could kidnap an angel, I'd clip off his wingsAnd bring them to you that would fix everything.I get in the car like I do every dayWondering how in the world did it turn out this way?It's just 'round the corner, turn left and I'm thereI'd do anything to be anywhere but here.If I could kidnap an angel, I'd clip off his wingsAnd bring them to you that would fix everythingIf I could kidnap an angel he could teach us to flyWe'd live forever, forever, we'd never dieIf I could kidnap an angel.Now the parking attendant knows my first nameThese long green hallways all look the sameThere's four elevators, one goes to that floorI brace myself when I get to the doorI close my eyes and take a deep breathThen sit down beside your hos
The Kidnapping (role Play Adventure)Spring had finally seemed to arrive and I decided it was time to take advantage of the new found warm weather. I had been planning on surprising her with a new sex adventure, and had told her that I wanted to surprise her with it one day. All she knew was that she needed to be ready for anything, at anytime. She knew that I was pretty much capable of doing anything.I had racked my brain trying to think of the perfect adventure. The more I thought about it the more I became enticed with some type of role play. Since both of us had wanted to do a kidnapping for some time I decided that would be the way to go. I started plotting my kidnapping of her about a month in advance. I was simply waiting for the weather to get warm enough to carry it all out, and that day had finally come….She was faithful to go the gym every day, so I waited for her to go on the planned day and then parked far enough away for her not to see my vehicle. I gave her a little time to complete her workout and t
Kid Of The 90sYou're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) ev
Kid On A Leashmost of us on ct are parents...both moms and dads who love and respect our kids, hoping that we would raise them to love their own individuality and the lessons taught to make their own choices and limits. we began teaching our kids from the moment they escape from the womb. our first initial bonding with our children satisfies their human needs, but later in the early years we instills in their young minds that we can be trusted, and would not let them down....at least that is how it should be.....
I was walking out of target the other day (for those indy folks, washington square to be exact) with my 18 years old daughter, and saw a young mother with three children between the ages of 3-5, all with a harness on and a leash leading to her hands. The contraptions looked as though they were newly bought at a pet store...very colorful indeed...she seemed to be more worried about finding her husband then how the kids were longing to be free. she pulled on them like reins on horses,
*kid Proverbs*A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with:
Better to be safe than....... Punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the....... Bug is close
It's always darkest before....... Daylight savings time
Never underestimate the power of....... Termites
You can lead a horse to water but ...........How?
Don't bite the hand that....... Looks dirty
No news is....... Impossible
A miss is as good as a....... Mr
You can't teach an old dog....... math
If you lie down with dogs, you....... Will stink in the morning
Love all, trust....... Me
The pen is mightier than....... The pigs
An idle mind is....... The best way to relax
Where there is smoke, there's....... Pollution
Happy is the bride who....... Gets all the presents
A penny saved is....... Not much
Two is company, three's....... The Musketee
Kid Rock(1)Balls In your Mouth(2)Cowboy(3)Devil Without a Cause(4)Only God Knows Why(New Orleans Baby)(5)Walk This Way(6)Picture
Kid Rock -- Only God Knows WhyI've been sittin' hear
Tryin' to find myself
I get behind myself
I need to rewind myself
Lookin’ for the payback
Listen for the playback
They say that every man bleeds just like me
And now I feel like number one
Yet I'm last in life
I watch my younger son
And it helps to pass the time
I take too many pills it helps to ease the pain
I made a couple of dollar bills still I feel the same
Everybody knows my name
They say it way out loud
A lot of folks fuck me
It's hard to hang out in crowds
I guess that's the price you pay
To be some big shot like I am
Outstretched hands and one night stands
Still I can't find love
And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around
And when your walls come tumbling down
I will always be around
People don't know about the things I say and do
They don't understand about the shit that I've been through
It's been so long since I've been home
I've been gone....I've b
Kid Rock -- Cowboy{In a mechanical voice} Cowboy. Cowboy.
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the Tijuana...I wanna roam
Find the motown chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin’ with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I
Kid Rock -- Bawitdaba[Chorus fades in] Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the
boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie.
Bawitaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-
boogie.(5X)
My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd.
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddddd Roooooooock!!
Bawitdaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the boogie-said-up-jump-the-
boogie. (4x)
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
The gander freaks, cars packed with speakers
The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
And my heros in the Methodone Clinic
All you bastards in the IRS
For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Half pints of love and the fifths o
Kid Rock -- I Am The BullgodI am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you....I see through you...I'm gonna get you
I'm like a train I roll hard...lettin' off much steam
In the Carhart flannel and dusty jeans baby
I never was cool with James Dean
But I be hanging tough with my man Jim Beam
I swing low like a chimp
Back in '86 man I was seein' a shrink
But now I'm humble and I can only think
About New Orleans and those jumbo shrimp
So ask no questions and I'll tell no lies
I got big ol' pupils and blood shot eyes
I'm on the brink if you know what I mean
And a 12 step program couldn't keep me clean
'Cause I'm the bullgod...you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The T-O-P to the D-O-G
Or the P-O-T to the G-O-D
And I'm trippin'
Said I'm trippin'
I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken
I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you
A lot of people poke fun and that's alright
Kid Rock -- American BadassYeah And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I played their game
And as they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this
Are you scared?
Devil Without A Cause
And I'm back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
Thirty pack of Strohs
Thirty pack of hoes
No rogaine and the propane flows
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics back
And I did not stutter when I said that
I'm going platinum
Sellin rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because Only God Knows Why
Why why why why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air
Kid Rock -- ForeverI'm back (back) the fog has lifted
The earth has shifted
and raised the gifted
You knew I'd be back
so pack your bone And hit the road jack
cause daddy's home
With the funky hot rifs
Thick like Al Rowker
Pumpin out hits
Gettin chips like Oprah
Bitch I told ya, do not hate
Or question the music i make (uh)
I make punk rock
and I mix it with the hip hop
I get you higher then a tree top
You wanna roll with the Kid Rock
I make southern rock
And i mix it with the hip hop
I got money like Fort Knox
I'll forever been the Kid Rock
Forever
The junkies are, still cigar puffin
Still the same cause I ain't changed nothin
Huffin and puffin
I got you rookies
All in check doin' the redneck boogie
The king is back to retract the whack
Repacked my sack with a double deck pack
Forget all that i'm still singin
And like kids on monkey bars i'm still swingin
Thought I got dusty
Thought I'd get rusty
Kid Rock -- Devil Without A CauseYou knew that I was coming 'cause you heard my name
But you don't know my game and never felt my pain
Can't read my brain but you read my lips
And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits
Now don't even trip, be a man instead
Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead
I'm in the red 'cause my mind's distortin’
People claimin' that they know me, but they only know a portion
I'ma move mountains and touch the sun
Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come
So hold your bids, all bets are closed
And fuck all you hoes
'Cause it's been a long time comin'
But I finally broke...like an egg yolk I ain't no joke
Like some uncut dope motherfucker, Kid Rock's to blame
Same game, same name, ain't a damn thing changed
No sell-out, I ain't no hoe, fuck the radio...comin' from the R-O-M-E-O
Watch me throw like a fist of rage
Self-made and paid and sawed off 12 gauges
Up that ass for the 9-8
Never fake, shake, straight fro
Kid Rock -- PictureLivin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you, while I'm lyin next to her
I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend
Kid Rock -- You Never Met A Mother Fucker Quite Like MeYep
I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone
I met the president when I was half stoned
I been so high I've gotten confused
I been beat down, broke and used
Motherfucker
I drank with hank, talked blues with Billy
Rocked with Run sang with shotgun Willy
Went from small time philly to big time Bobby
From 3 day old chili to saki with wosabi
I'm home hey I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, dida dada like me, hey like me
No more bein' poured drink specials at winners
Or being ignored by the think straight sinners
I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner
Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd skynyrd
No beginners here I'm a seasoned vet
Educated on jazz by my man Amed
Heard again my friend I been the world n back
But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that
And I'm home
You never met a motherfucker quite like me
Not like me, God damn like me, hey hey like me
Never th
Kid Rock -- Lonely Road Of FaithUp and down that lonely road of faith
I have been there
Unprepared for the storms and the tides that rise
I've realized one thing, how much I love you
And it hurts to see, see you cryin'
I believe we can make it through the winds of change
God is great indeed
If you believe, in the everlife
Yeah we gotta
Make some sense of the piece that's not defined
And if you just hold on, I wont let ya fall
We can make it through the storms and the winds of change
Though I walk through the valley of darkness
I am not afraid
Cause I know I'm not alone
And if the wind blows east, would you follow me
And if the wind blows north, would ya stay your course
And if the wind blows west, would ya second guess
And if it blows to the south, would you count me out
And if the sun don't shine, would you still be mine
And if the sky turns grey, would you walk away
Would you say I do, if I say I'll be
And walk this road through life w
Kid Rock Ft. Sheryl Crow -- PicturePicture(feat. Sherly Crow)
Livin' my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sun shine in 3 damn days
Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to her
I put your picture away, sat down and cried today
I can't look at you, while I'm lyin next to her
I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they wont tell
But their half hearted smiles tell me
Somethin' just ain't right
I been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterd
Kid Rock & Cheryl Crow "picture" LyricsTitle: Sheryl Crow - The Picture (feat. Kid Rock) lyrics
Artist: Sheryl Crow
Kid Rock:
Livin my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sunshine
In three damn days
Been fuelin'up on cocaine and whiskey
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her
Sheryl Crow:
I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they won't tell
But their half-hearted smiles tell me somethin' just ain't right
I've been waitin' on you for a long time
Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin'
Kidrock FansKidRock will be on the David Letterman show tonite
Kid Rock Lyrics (so Hott)KID ROCK LYRICS
"So Hott"
You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed
[Chorus:]
Because you know you're so hot, I want to get you alone
So hot, I wanna get you stoned
So hot, I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
....Yeah.....C'mon....Yeah
You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of fate
I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste
[Chorus x2]
Because you're so hot I want to get you alone
I want to get you stoned
I don't want to be your friend
I want to fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again
See you again
See you again
Kid Rock...rock And Roll JesusLet me start this out by saying I didn't want to like this cd. Kid Rock's stuff has been so schito lately, I wasn't sure what I was going to get, but I love the song "So Hot" and the cd was ten bucks, so i figured why not.
And boy was I surprised when I put it in, because it is a solid cd thru and thru. He finally got the right mix of rock, metal, and country, to where you don't want to scram at him "JUST PICK ONE".
But there's six solid songs out of thirteen in my book, and the other seven aren't bad at all. There's just one that I don't really care for, but that's not to bad.
I don't want to call this a comeback cd, but it soes sound great. His band is stellar as usual, and his vocals are his vocals. Production is good, with just enough bragging so you don't take him too serious.
I like it, and I'll give him 8 ho's out of 10
Kid RockIt's Kid Rock's B-Day...Cheers.....
Kid Rock ConcertSo most people know by now I was lucky enough to attend Kid Rock's concert on Feb. 1. I will start off by saying this was by far the best concert I've been to ... probably ever. There was no opening act. Kid Rock opened for himself. yes, you read that correct. He opened for himself which was by far the coolest thing. While I was disappointed he wasn't signing autographs at the meet and greet, the concert atmosphere totally made that OK. I will say though, I don't remember a time when I was in a place where there more joints passed around then I can even count. I think within 30 seconds of his opening act (Rock 'n Roll Jesus) there were at least 6 or 7 joints being passed around. I believe it's a prerequisite to show up to a Kid Rock show either drunk or stoned, or both for that matter.
Pop Evil rocked out after concert and let me say....I will definitely be seeing those guys again. Not only can they rock your socks off, they're an awesome group of guys. Too bad I was wa
Kid Rock Not Copping To BatteryKid Rock's not waffling on his plea when it comes to a battery charge.
The rap-rocker pleaded not guilty Monday to a misdemeanor count of simple battery stemming from a fight at an Atlanta-area Waffle House last October.
Rock, 37, did not appear in court and had his attorney, Darryl Cohen, enter the plea on his behalf.
The singer (real name: Robert Ritchie) and members of his entourage ran into trouble at the breakfast-purveying chain in the wee hours of Oct. 21, following a concert at the Tabernacle concert hall in Atlanta.
While at the restaurant, a woman who was with Rock's group allegedly got into a heated debate with another Waffle House patron whom she recognized.
The two apparently took their quarrel into the parking lot, where Rock and five members of his entourage became involved before piling onto the rocker's tour bus and departing.
Police stopped the bus shortly thereafter and took Rock and his cronies into custody on a single charge of simple battery. Roc
Kid R(c)ock- I Am A NutsackI Am a Nutsack
I am a nutsack...I am free
When your boxers are forsaken
I'm gonna hang off you
I look up to you
I'm gonna get you
I'm like a fatty, I roll hard eatin chips, gettin sweaty
In a trannys mouth and inside dusty jeans baby
I never was cool with James Dean
But I be hanging upsidedown with my man Slim Jim
I swing low like a chimp
From 6 to 2 inches I seen my man shrink
But now I'm humble and I can only think
With my tiny head a size of a shrimp
So ask no questions and I'll tell no lie
I got one big ole dick and one small eye
I'm in your pants if you know what I mean
And a soap on a rope couldn't keep me clean
Cause I'm the nutsack you understand
The illegitimate son of man
The S-A-C to the D-I-K
Or the N-U-T to the S-C-R-O-T
And I'm danglin
Said I'm danglin
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