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Kid Rock And Akon/wycleff Shows
Wow ust saw 2 wicked shows in 2 days first off was kid Rock which was pretty damm good I must say Then the next day was kardnil offical/seanpaul/wycleff/and akon gotta say they put on the best show I have seen in quite a few years if any one has any comments on some good shows they have seen latley let me know

Kid Rock
This is just too funny. Kid Rock cant even get breakfast at a Waffle House without getting into a fight. What I want to know is why anyone would even go to a nasty greasy spoon like that anyway. http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/22/kid.rock.ap/index.html

Kid Rock
I have been looking forward to Bayfest since last year!! For those that don't know, Bayfest is a 3 day outdoor concert in downtown Mobile. Last night We went to see Kid Rock!!! OMG!! I've been told that he puts on one hell of a show and dammit he proved it last night! He rocked and we had a blast! It was by far the best concert we've ever been too. He looked as if he was having a ball! I've seen him in interviews say that he's where he's at b/c of his fans. So when he puts on a show, he's gonna make sure his fans have an awesome time. That's exactly what happend. That was the largest crowd I've seen and EVERYONE was so excited. Loud/awesome music, great friends to share it with, and the best performance EVER!!! If you have the chance to see one of his shows, I strongly advise you to do it. It will be well worth your money!!

Kid Rock- American Warrior
WARRIOR YEAHHHHHH So Dont Tell Me Who's Wrong And Right When Liberty Starts Slipping Away And If You Aint Gonna Fight Get Out Of The Way Cuz Freedom Is So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself Cuz Thats What I Do And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty They Call Me Ready To Provide Relief And Help I Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm an American Warrior Citizen Soldier Ahhhhh Yeahhhhh Citizen Soldier I'd Never Leave Another Behind I Will Never Accept Defeat I'm A Soldier In War Civilian In Peace Cuz Freedom Is So Free When You Breathe Red White And Blue I'm Givin' All Of Myself How Bout You And They Call Me Warrior They Call Me Loyalty And They Call Me Ready To Deploy, Engage And Destroy, Wherever You Need Me To Be I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier I'm An American Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier Warrior Citizen Soldier Ohhhhhhh Yeah

Kid Rock - So Hott
HELL YEA You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone SO HOT I wanna get you stoned SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend I wanna xxxx you like I'm never gonna see you again Yeaa Come on Yea You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of faith I can tell you're trouble but I still wanna taste Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone SO HOT I wanna get you stoned SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend I wanna xxxx you like I'm never gonna see you again Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone SO HOT I wanna get you stoned SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend I wanna xxxx you like I'm never gonna see you again You're So Hot, I wanna get you alone I wanna get you stoned I dont wanna be your friend I wanna xxxx you like I'm never gonna seeyou again See you again See you again

Kid Rock Parody (i Am A Nutsack)
I Am a Nutsack I am a nutsack...I am free When your boxers are forsaken I'm gonna hang off you I look up to you I'm gonna get you I'm like a fatty, I roll hard eatin chips, gettin sweaty In a trannys mouth and inside dusty jeans baby I never was cool with James Dean But I be hanging upsidedown with my man Slim Jim I swing low like a chimp From 6 to 2 inches I seen my man shrink But now I'm humble and I can only think With my tiny head a size of a shrimp So ask no questions and I'll tell no lie I got one big ole dick and one small eye I'm in your pants if you know what I mean And a soap on a rope couldn't keep me clean Cause I'm the nutsack you understand The illegitimate son of man The S-A-C to the D-I-K Or the N-U-T to the S-C-R-O-T And I'm danglin Said I'm danglin

Kid Rock- I Am A Nutsack
I Am a NutsackI am a nutsack...I am freeWhen your boxers are forsakenI'm gonna hang off youI look up to youI'm gonna get youI'm like a fatty, I roll hard eatin chips, gettin sweatyIn a trannys mouth and inside dusty jeans babyI never was cool with James DeanBut I be hanging upsidedown with my man Slim JimI swing low like a chimpFrom 6 to 2 inches I seen my man shrinkBut now I'm humble and I can only thinkWith my tiny head a size of a shrimpSo ask no questions and I'll tell no lieI got one big ole dick and one small eyeI'm in your pants if you know what I meanAnd a soap on a rope couldn't keep me cleanCause I'm the nutsack you understandThe illegitimate son of manThe S-A-C to the D-I-KOr the N-U-T to the S-C-R-O-TAnd I'm danglinSaid I'm danglin

Kid Rock - Only God Knows Why
I've been sittin hereTryin to find myselfI get behind myselfI need to rewind myselfLookin for the paybackListen for the playbackThey say that every man bleeds just like meAnd I feel like number oneYet I'm last in lineI watch my youngest sonAnd it helps to pass the timeI take too many pills it helps to ease the painI made a couple of dollar bills, but still I feel the sameEverybody knows my nameThey say it way out loudA lot of folks fuck with meIt's hard to hang out in crowdsI guess that's the price you payTo be some big shot like I amOut strecthed hands and one night standsStill I can't find loveAnd when your walls come tumbling downI will always be aroundYeahAs it...heyAnd when your walls come tumbling downI will always be aroundPeople don't know about the things I say and doThey don't understand about the shit that I've been throughIt's been so long since I've been homeI've been gone, I've been gone for way too longMaybe I forgot all things I missOh somehow I know there's more to lif

Kids And Stay At Home Moms
Would you be happy raising the kids while your spouse worked? I have no idea what to do with this question. Do I think I could be happy and content as a 100% stay-at-home mom? Not really. I think I would need some outside activities and intellectual stimulation, and I do not mean charity work or the PTA, however valuable those organizations are. I really enjoy my job, and the challenges it provides me, and I do not think I'd want to wholly give it up. I also understand that, while children do definitely need parental care, and I do not underestimate those needs, a good daycare provides educational and social opportunities that parents may not be prepared to provide. At the same time, it seems like it's too easy for many parents to have children and then go back to prioritizing their careers and social lives over the happiness of those children. I do think that, if you make the decision to have children, they should be your absolute #1 priority. You should not shovel them into day

Kids
I'm the single parent of a 16 yr old daughter and a gramma of a 13 month old grandson. I might as well say I'm raising both. My daughter thinks she is an adult and can do whatever she wants to do but I strongly disagree. she acts like she runs the house, which she don't. I can't get her to go to school or even home school. Do I need to kick the shit out of her everyday until she opens her eyes and realizes the world don't revolve around her or what should I do... Please help!

Kids
Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5 year old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we-- Give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who sa

Kids Make Life Seems So Easy...
What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy

Kids
Man My kids are driving me nutz LOL! I love them but when there is the tv going, the music from the stereo playing, and two computers going it gets a little loud here! But its all good. At least they are having fun. Now the phone is ringing does it ever end? lol

Kids & Schools
I understand that things are not like when I was in school, But I do believe that things are getting out of control when a 14 year old girl cant carry a small purse to school and the kids cant have a cell phone on them while in school either. I am not saying kids should be allowed to have cell phone on and using them during school hours, but I do believe that they should be allowed to have them with them off and in a book bag or purse until the end of the day. why ?? Well in my case my daughter rides public buses from school home and if something happens like the bus breaks down or what ever I want my daughter to beable to call me and let me know. Everyone knows that now a days it takes 2 people to work to make it, and we all cant be home every day when our kids get home and at 14 they dont need a sitter any more, so in reality that cell phone is her life line to her parents. I was told recently that if my daughter brought her phone to school again that the school would no

Kids
i dont think i told you all that i have 4 kids. i guess ill start with the oldest one, catlin, well she's not really mine but i raised her from 4 mouths old, and now she is 7. i was the only one she knew as daddy, that is up until a year or two ago, when her mom told her about her real father which he is an ass hole he hasn't wanted any thing to do with her, he has been in and out of jail all her life, and has had a couple more kids which one of them is i believe her age he got another women pergant when catlins mom was pegnet with her. but any ways she is a little mad at me because all her life she thought i was dad, and it turned out that i wasnt i dont blame her any, but never the less i will always love her and be here for her. on to her sister laura my baby girl,laura is now 6, bright red hair, im not for sure where that comes from, if you havent noticed i have brown hair, as well as her mother, but it dont bother me any, i love her even more, she acts just like me (GOD HELP US

Kids
kids can be so adorable and yet so evil at the same time. my daughter is 7 months old and she is adorable, funny and so mischeif at times i feel like i am going to go mad. she was crawling on the floor this morning and tried to eat my boot laces, then she went after her daddys boots. she must be at that age where she just wants to explore everything. i am glad i have decided that one is enough not that i dont love having her it is just that i dont think i could handel another one. i already have 2 im good.

Kids
I've been on an emotional roller-coaster here the last few weeks and I am now thinking it is because of m babies. Here it is 2006 Holidays already. My children are ages 17, 11, 9. Have you figured it out yet? I've got my son graduating in May. He's 5'11 & 160lbs. Another 12-18 months and he will be out on his own. That's one child we've raised and now leaving home. WOW, it seems like yesterday I babysat this child and changed his diapers. Now, he is a fine young man preparing to face the real world. Then he will fall in love, marry the girl of his dreams and have a child(ren). What happened to last 18 yrs and where have they gone. My 11 yr old son will be in Jr High next year and playing football for the school. He's 5'2 & 140lbs. What happened to that beautiful baby boy we brought home from the Hospital 11 yrs ago? He is now my 11 yr old baby boy. In another 5 years I will have him graduating high school and yet again preparing for another one of my kids leaving h

Kids Or No Kids, That Is The Question Of The Day
I'm afraid that being brutally honest will probably be my downfall. I feel like if I don't make myself clear from the get-go, then I have those awkward moments later when the subject arises. You would not believe how many men have emailed me, wanting me to help raise their small kids. Now granted, I was a good Mom, my girls are normal, happy and well-adjusted. But I am not one of those that has an eternal maternal instinct. I did not go through "empty-nest syndrome". I can truly say that I don't want to do that all over again. It is now time for me to kick back and let the grandchildren flow! I have been told over and over again that my stand on not wanting more children will turn alot of men away. Really?? Well then, those are the men I DON'T want. What everyone fails to remember is that I am damn near 50 years old. Do I want to be going to high school graduations when I'm 70?? HELL NO! Do I want to walk my youngest step child down the aisle in a fuckin wheelchair? FUCK NO! Do I want

Kids And Moms
What Elementary School Kids Say about Their Moms: Why did God make mothers? *1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. *2. Mostly to clean the house. *3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? *1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. *2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. *3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? *1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. *2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom? *1. We're related. *2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your Mom? *1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff. *2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my gues

Kids In Church
Kids in Church 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I list

Kids - And Adults
I'm putting this out there, because I'm confused - A state I'm not entirely used to. If you've read my other blogs, you know I have a 20 year old daughter - And that I hadn't seen her since she was 3 years old. Well, now she is with me and my family. And for the life of me, I just don't know how to talk to her. I *want* to talk to her.. I want to know her, and catch up on all those years.. But every time I start - I freeze up. Something just stops me. I barely get out a Hi, and then I clam up. It's getting to me. I want to be able to share MY life with her, and share HER life with me. It's stupid that I can share details of my life SO easily with all of you here - But not with her. I think part of it is the guilt I feel at allowing her to be out of my life those 17 years. Another part could be that since I am not working because of an injury, I feel guilty at not being able to give her all she needs. I'm confused. I need advice.

Kids Say The Cutiset Things
Ok here are a couple of thing that my 4 yrold almost 5 yrold said to me. He will be 5 on the 11th and goes to pre school the 1st was Mommy I am dying of thirsty. and last night we were talking about what he ate at school and hesaid "Mommy I was thinking about you and I dropped my waffel. If he says any thing eles I will keep you posted Have a great day

Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Le

Kids Hats
For those that have kids, I am now hand making and selling kids hats. I will make them in any color you want even if its from one to 3 different colors or even faded colors. I will soon be adding pictures of hats i have already done. I am selling each at at $10 thats for everything yarn, the time to make the hat, and shiping and handling. Yes if you order more then one hat that is $10 for each hat not $10 for just one order. It only takes me 24 hours to make one hat. So, Order as many hats as you want and expect to have them done quickly. But do remember the more orders I get the longer it will take me to get to yours. But I will be taking orders right away. This order is all year around nto just a christmas thing, even though i do believe they make wonderful christmas presents. I am even giving my 5 nieces and nephews the hats. So go ahead its only $10 for one hat go right ahead feel free to order as many as you want and remember to tell me what color or colors you want. You can email

Kids Say The Darnest Things...
So we were driving down the main street the other day. Just trying to get out and find something to do. When all of a sudden I hear my daughter talking to me from the back seat. Well I turned the raido down and asked her what she had said. In reply I got "Mom you should just marry someone else, Dad is not here any way!" I almost had to pull the car over cause I started laughing so hard. She then said " it's not funny mom I am serious!" so needless to say that was a laugh well needed... Just thought I would share that with you all I though it was cute. :P

Kids
You know i have read alot about things that happen to people but the one thing everyone needsto stop and think about are the kids they don't ask to be brought into this world we as adults bring them in. We need to take some time out and read some of these blogs . like the one about loseing a baby i know how that lady feels but mine had a little more of a happier ending i miscarried my daughters twin goinginto my 2 trimester. but the one that gets me the most is the rape one why in the world would a parent do that to there child . I'm am a rape seriver and it was my step-father and it still get to me at times . I think people like that should not be allowed to live if you have the same feelings as i do please repost this. you might not be where me and some of the other people are or have been and i hope the ones you have not had a childs death or a rape of any kind to you or your kids will not go through what we have suffer . So please don't judge us just because what people say about u

Kids Off Tap (k.o.t.)
Kids Off Tap (K.O.T.) We all know there are underagers on here. A new group has been started to try and search out these kids and have their accounts deleted. This is not SSP in anyway. I just want everyone to know that all you have to do is contact someone with K.O.T. in their name and we will look into it. PLEASE, do NOT post a bulletin with that persons link in it. It draws attention to them and that is something that we want to avoid. I am a regular mummer, as most of you know. So, my question is...do you think that this is a good idea? BTW...we have been encouraged to do this. 37 votes 146 views 23 comments Good! Keep Kids Off Tap 91.9% (34 votes) Don't really Care 8.1% (3 votes)

Kids Off Tap
K.O.T. IS A NEW GROUP (NOT FAMILY) WE ARE TRYING TO FORM TO KEEP KIDS OFF TAP. SINCE THIS IS AN ADULT SITE. SO WE ARE NEEDING EVERYONES HELP TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AT THE DOOR (AS THEY BECOME NEW MEMBERS) AS WELL AS ALL OVER THE SITE. HEY IF YOU'RE A CHERRY POPPER THEN LET US KNOW! THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT PLACE FOR YOU TO KEEP AN EYE OUT AND MAKE SURE WE GET THEM OFF OF HERE RIGHT AWAY! IF YOU'RE A CONTEST BOMBER AND SEE ONE..... PERHAPS YOU'RE JUST A QUIET LURKER OR "OBSERVER" MAYBE YOU LIKE TO HIT THE LOUNGES AND CLUBS? AS YOU CAN SEE, WITH JUST THOSE FEW EXAMPLES, WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT HABITS THAT CAN ALL HELP IN SOME SIGNIFICANT WAY TO HELP KEEP THOSE THAT ARE TOO YOUNG OFF CHERRY TAP. SO CONTACT ANY OF US 3 AND LET US KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP KEEP KIDS OFF TAP! AS WITH ANY NEW PROJECT, WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM. ---Lord-Sinful---Founder ---Hellcat---Founder Cutie W/A Booty---Founder Belladonna~Hells Wicked Desire~Co Foun

~kids Today Have It So Easy~
~Kids Today Have It So Easy~ When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year snow; carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained a straight-A average despite their full-time after-school job at the local textile mill where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But.... Now that I've reached the ripe old age of twenty-nine +, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't kn

Kids Today Have It Made...
When I was a kid I would have to hunt all over the place in my house and friends houses to find out where they hid the Playboy's... With the internet and Cherry Tap stuff 100x better is at your finger tips... ( Man I wish that were REALLY true...) For the blondes that was a play on the words "finger tips".... (waves) Come on over babes!!! ... the Cat

Kids Bop
Stephy: omfg Stephy: have u seen Stephy: the country song version ? Stephy: its like Stephy: more fucking kids ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: as soon as u said that.. ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: -turns channel- Stephy: but they're singing country shit Stephy: and some fat ass messican was popping his ass Stephy: rotflmao ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: i seen that....im like this lil bitch! Stephy: esntewk Stephy: sgtwe3rgdew ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: how the fuck u gonna pop to country? then be a lil boy Stephy: rptf;etkjl Stephy: mlteskt3nwiu Stephy: eswoiun Stephy: t3i3tiugfers Stephy: e3tnjgr Stephy: RPTF;TE Stephy: ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: up up up....man i wanna hunt these fuckers down ~*!!FuCcYeAH!!*~: my night is ruined now..im pissed MY GOD I HATE THOES LIL FUCKERS!!!!

Kids Views On Life
NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" TOILETS: My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago." YMCA: A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever se

Kids And God
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you are always talking about Verge n' Mary. ~~~ 3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~ A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife." ~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three time

Kids That Can't Grow Up!
Why Does a 21 yr old who flaunts herself think thats she is better then anyone? Did you have fun cute_blonde coming up w/fakes for commenting on yourself? To set the record straight....... Cute_Blonde.......LOST! she had 5725 comments and 71 votes= 5,796 points Loboshewolf ......WON! She had 5750 comments and 56 votes= 5,806 Ever since this spoiled little girl has lost she had her fakes over downgrading my profiles and pics... After the words that she left to me in shout I blocked her ass... For one thing She is no perfect cherry! Her salute looks like a distorted up mess! Starting to have my doubts on her even being 21...if even real... Why am I letting this get to me? Cause I HATE stupid people like this! Also Its my Contest and Loboshewolf is the winner.... Cute...Maybe take lessons from us older women... You dont mess with Mother Nature....... Kids......Shakes Head! PS... all the ones that she uses SKY^WATCHERS(CT^COMMENT^BOMBER)@ Che

Kids.. Are Becoming More Soft.
So.. today we were finishing up Pre-inventory counting. found that the Rc cars were all sold out, the toy robots sold, as well as the dolls, but not a single Kids Science kit sold. i guess science isn't that hip. I'm really disappointed in the kids interest in Education. i mean i used to have a chemistry set when i was a kid, with chemicals that wouldn't meet "safety" standards of todays overprotected youth. with numbers for poison control centers, warnings, and DANGER signs. and i was like, yeah thats cool. and i had tons of fun. the playgrounds they had when i was growing up were so fucking rad. there were a million ways you could get hurt, but the point was, that you can have fun, and learn to avoid injury, and if you did get hurt well. hopefully you won't be so reckless, or keep trying it until you stopped getting beat up so often..... like not climbing up the slide after you come down. POW!!! theres another concussion!! but did we call the ambulance? no.. after i regained

Kids In Church
Kids In Church 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people

Kids Take On Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. ...Allan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. -

Kids... God Help Me.
So i get home yesterday to Sibi & Luvy fighting over a picture. Unlike King Solomon I can't cut them in half and throw them somewhere so I had to get Luvy to relinquish the photo because I knew Sibs would forget about it in a few minutes which she did. Then later on that night Luvy walks up to me and asks me something that shocked me. Okay mind you she's ELEVEN YEARS OLD. *ahem* "What color are your eyes?" In eleven years she's never looked?! I love that kid but she's too flighty sometimes.

Kids Will Be Kids
Sometimes we go on our daly job or do our daly chours with out a laugh.Sometimes reading lables do not make sence.Like ok why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? This only gose to show that sometimes we even eat food that is the sameway. My neighbors daughter came over to ask me for help opeing up a bottle of soy sauce.So she could eat her faviorite food sushi.I was concernd because raw fish to teens and children can cause harm even death.I said your eating raw fish she said no Its fully cooked.I said then your not eating sushi.She said thats what the box said i was eating fully cooked sushi. so I have come to the conclusion that you know your in california when you buy fully cooked sushi.

Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:

Kids And The Things They Say
LOL my son came home CRYING in SOBS because someone told him SUperman wasn't real OMG i was heart broken for him lol his heroe his mentor, lol i watch So much Superman and superheroes around here i LOVE IT !! lol ,But my response was i am sorry hunny Superman is not real . He looked up at me with tears filled eyes , and said but who will save you from the bad men if you were alone? lol I simply said that is why your grandpa taught me how to kick butt lol and i also told him ,we have A LOT of HEROES that are real but just GO UNOTICED !!!!! This is too all my military people , police officers ,Firemen ,& Ambulance. KEEP IT UP little kids EVERYWHERE need heroes !!!!

Kids Contest-misty Wants To Thank Her Comment Bombers
TO ALL THAT HELPED IN KEEPING MISTY IN THE LEAD DURING THE KIDS CONTEST. SHE WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS FOR HELPING HER GET THE WIN. THE PRICE WAS A DIAMOND RING AND A DOZEN ROSES. AGAIN THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP TO THOSE THAT TOOK THE TIME TO HELP KEEP HER IN THE LEAD. IT WAS A LONG BATTLE. IT JUST SHOWS THAT NEVER GIVING UP HOPE IS THE KEY TO WINNING. LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHEERY ANGLE MISTY

Kids, Goddess Bless Them!
Wasn't sure where to put this exactly! It is kind of a rant, I guess. We'll see! Not exactly a meltdown either, lol! My crying for the day is over!! Dear grandson Tim, who you will recall got into a little trouble regarding being in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong stuff in his pocket, is on his blessed way to the Juvenile Detention Center in beautiful downtown LaCrosse, accompanied by two large members of Monroe County Sheriffs Department!! Yes, he had been subpoenaed to testify against the fellow whose house was raided. Seems good old Tim tried to say he lied about where he got the goods and quickly got himself into more hot water! To make this short, my tough guy refused to tell the judge, under oath mind you, who he got the goods from. Absolutely, resolutely refused to tell! Can we say "Contempt of Court"?????? He will now sit in JDC until Monday when court reconvenes. He says he will now tell the judge who he got the "herb" from - we'll see! The judge was

Kids
someone please help me and tell me that my kids will not be monsters forever......lol for anyone that has two girls should know what im talkin about. my 2 oldest are girls (11&8) they fight like no tommorrow and whine and cry. i am so afraid of the dating years. i think i will find a corner to hide in.....lol dont get me wrong i love my children with all my heart, but i think when they hit a certain age they turn into something i dont know. so by all means if anyone has the book on parenting....lol or any great advice please feel free to leave some.

Kids.......again!
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. 1. Don't change horses................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the.............bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...........Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of.....termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but.......how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ........looks dirty. 7. No news is......................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ...............Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ..........math. 10. If you lie

Kids Have New High Beware
I JUST GOT THIS IN THE MAIL First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for its crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I also was working on some of my older computers. They were full of dust so on one of my trips to the computer store I bought a 3 pack of DUST OFF.

Kids Should Come First
The most important people in a marriage are not the husband and wife--it is the kids. I have yet to meet a lawyer, judge or anyone else who gives a shit about the kids. Our kids are the next generation. They are the ones who are going to take care of us when we get old. The fucking courts don't give a damn even if both parents have joint custody. Kids need both biological parents in their lives to love and raise them, not the courts telling one or the other that they can't be a parent to their own kids. Fuck the courts and put the kids first.

Kids != Luggage
Kids are not baggage to be thrown away; they are gifts, trials, your seed, your responsibility. I may not be around all the time, but I understand these things. My son knows who I am; how many single fathers can say that?! I found predjudice the other day and it surprised the hell out of me. Coming from a person who wants children, I was shocked and my tirade ensued. Here some of what I said. I'm not looking for a mother for my child, he already has one. I'm not looking for someone to offload my parental responsibilities on, I accept what I've been given. How pitiful can a person be to want to cut out and throw away an essential part of a potential partner because of some self-righteous concept of a "traditional" nuclear family. I wear my heart and my scars on my sleeve. To be a truely compassionate person, you need to accept people in whole not just the parts you deem acceptable. Now, I hope this person understands what I've said and takes it to heart. She seems li

Kids Say The Darnedest Things
My daughter is 12 years old. The other morning on the way to school, I was telling her about something I heard on the news. A teenage boy had died in a house fire, after going in three times to save the children in the home. I told her that was such a beautiful thing to do, to give your life for a child. She said, "Well, mommy, grown-ups are like that. Once you get to ADULTERY, you've pretty much lived your life." I'm thinking she hit the nail right on the head with that one! Christine

Kids At The Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.” The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?” “A circumcision,” the first kid answers. “Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”

Kids Who Cant Sing
can someone please explain to me who would actually buy that kids bop crap? its a bunch of songs sung by kids singing off key and that naked brothers band show, gawd someone put me out of my misery rhetorical questions really but if someone can shed some light, please do

Kids
why do other men think that they can tell some one elses kids what to do. what gives them the right to yell at them. i think that other men dont have the right to yell at kids that dont belong to them or spank them.

Kids 2
kids are our future treat them with kindness. we depend on them when we get old. they will be there for us in our time of needs. with out them we would probably have nothing in this world, but pain and sorrow. kids make us old quicker. they makes pull our hair out sometimes. but you still have to love them when they do some things bad and good. so love your children any way you can

Kids
Too Smart A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. B

Kids
after reading a friends blog i had to sit and think and look over at my three childred sleeping, how could god or who ever or what ever you beleive in take the life of a child, they are so innocent to the world around them that it doesnt seem to be fair when we have ppl out there killing others and using others to get farther in life or just for sshear pleaure in themselfs. i myself went threw a life lesson 6 years ago when my son was born premie and they wernt sure if he was going to make it, it makes you stop and relixe what you have and what you stand to loose, im not sure if i caould live life with out my kids and i know i wouldnt want to, children are gods way of letting you know life will go on, they say anyways so how can a child be taken away from this earth , and life go on,, its not something you sit and think about every day and maybe it should be something you think about to relixe life is a gift and it can be taken away at any time from disease or from just getting out of

Kids...
OH MY GOD!!!! ok, we were at burger king, tash was playing in the play place, and this little girl pushed her, and told her she couldn't play w/ them (them being this little girl and her little friends) for one this girl's mom got into her and apologized, cuz as you can imagine, her mom was horrified... then my precious little angel tells her "You're mean, AND fat." And walks off and plays with her sister. I was like OH MY GOD!!!! I could get onto her. Her feelings were hurt and she was defending herself... It was so fucking funny. I about laughed my ass off!!! Then at home Tash told me that little girl hurt her feelings, and I told her to ignore mean little girls, that she was a beautiful angel, and mean little girls that that shouldn't bother her... But OH i felt SO bad!!! Then Tash said "Her mommy put her in charge" And i said "Well, not over you sweetie" And tash asked "Can I be in charge tomorrow?" So, I was "Oh of course sweetie, you can be in charge tomorrow..." And Tash smiled

:( Kids Really Do Grow Up Too Fast
My lil angel turned 8months old today..He has 2 lil teeth now...is eating stage 2 baby food & crawling ...Geez it seems like just yesterday we were bringing him home & here we are now he 8months old...In four months my baby will be 1yr old.....Oh well i guess i will enjoy it while i can : )

Kids...
I want to know why it is that the more we try to insteel good things into our children the more they have to go the other way with it? I have always told my 18 yr old daughter that she doesn't need a man to be happy that her education is more important than anything in the world but she insist on being with a guy that can't hold a job and is hindering her chance at going to college. I want someone to tell me why this is??? Will she ever open her eyes and see that this guy is only holding her back? And should I push the issue with ehr after they have been together for 2 yrs?

Kids
My daughter and I were talkin the other day. My son comes in and asks us what we were talking about. I told him that it was something between us "girls". He starts to leave and my daughter tells him "This an A and B conversation so C ur way out before D jumps over E and F's you up". I started rollin !!! He left the room laughing. Two days later I heard him telling that to one of his friends. Just wanted to share that ... HAve a good St Patty's NIght!!!

Kids Write About The Sea
KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA 1)This is a picture of an octopus.It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6) 2)Oysters'balls are called pearls.(James age 6) 3)If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.If you don't have sea all round you,you are incontinent.(Wayne age 7) 4)Sharks are ugly and mean,and have big teeth,just like Emily Richardson.She's not my friend no more.Kylie age 6) 5)A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.(Billy age 8) 6)My uncle goes out in his boat with pots,and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6) 7)When ships had sails,they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes,when the wind didn't blow,the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.(William age 7) 8)I like mermaids.They are beautiful,and I like their shiny tails.And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like,really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea My baby bro

Kids, Everyone Should Have A Few.
It's past midnight..I'm sitting here in darkness, the kids are in bed-Very reluctantly I might add. Plotting revenge against me for sending them there no doubt, and I hear them whispering back and forth, then laughing uncontrollably. At first its humorous..then I started to worry..are they stratigically planning my demise? My mind raced thinking of all the things they could possibly be whispering about then laughing like it was a joke meant to stay just between the two of them. (evil children) One gets up, peeks out at me, noticing that I've noticed, she just stands there draped by the darkness of the doorway she was standing in. I look at her, she looks at me, and I'm thinking to myself "The end for you is near. Why is she just standing there staring at me? It's kinda creepy." So, I ask her.."what are you doing?" and as if a glow from heaven came on cue, she steps out of the room and is illuminated in light and in an angelic voice she says "mommy can I have something to drink?" Whe

Kid's Now Aday's Wouldnt Of Lasted 5 Minutes In 1980
IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning .. uphill BOTH ways . through year 'round blizzards. Carrying their younger siblings on their backs . to their one-room schoolhouse, where they maintained a Straight-A average, despite their full-time, after-school job at the local textile mill ... where they worked for 35 cents an hour just to help keep their family from starving to death! And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate

Kids
Why we love kids..... NOW YOU SEE WHY WE FIND THEM SO IRRESISTABLE!! ENJOY! MOMMA (repost of original by '(Momma) Sinfulmans Wife ¢¾' on '2007-03-18 10:44:42') (repost of original by 'annieo/astarte-protectress of souls co-fnder and regulator of ldcf/ct wifey to booshine&moosejr' on '2007-03-18 11:00:16') (repost of original by 'Emanon~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones~~' on '2007-03-18 11:43:27')

Kids Advice To Kids...
Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, 14 Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 Don't squat with your spurs on. Noronha, 13 Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Taylia, 11 Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12 Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Andrew, 9 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo, 9 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Armir, 9 Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15 Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren

Kids In Church
3-year-old Reese:"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying:"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kids
I am posting this blog about family. I come from a family that sticks together through thick and thin. I raised my son and daughters the same way. But it sure is funny when they think they are grown they seem to forget about family.. They become so self centered and only care about their feelings and what they can get out of other people or how much they can hurt someone. Just recently I had to kick my son out of the house. Due to things he was doing that he knows as a military person he shouldn't be doing. Now he is going around saying ugly ugly things about me to people on here and myspace. How can a son do this to a mother that raised him by herself and gave up her happiness and things she wanted to do and have to make sure that he and his sister had what they wanted in life. My kids never went without I always got them what they wanted. I have recently got my son out of trouble with the military where he got demoted in rank cause of failure to report. He had 3 warrent

Kids
OH MY FUCKIN GOD!!!! There I feel better. For the past month, give or take, I've been watching my brother's kids. I have never been around such fuckin spoiled brats. The eldest of the two I'm watching, (cause my bro has 5 kids total, I'm just watching the two that aren't in school yet) complains when she doesn't get to watch enough cartoons. Are you shittin me?? Then the lil'guy, almost a year old, screems when ever he wants something. Don't get me wrong, I love my niece and nephew, but their fuckin spoiled. That's not even half of it. I had to quit my job search (granted I wasn't looking that hard) for a second job, I haven't had the time to work on my first one. Hopefully I can get back on track if I haven't been let go for non participation. I hate not having money. Bubba pays me, but it's just enough to keep my gas tank at half and a soda or two at denny's. Hopefully my bro's sales (he works at a furniture store) will pick up. He just started his job, and tho I love him, I don't th

Kids
Tonight is gonig to be the first night that I will not be able to say goodnight to my kids. To hold them tight and kiss them. In the morning I will wake up alone. I will come home for work and I wont be recieved with the sounds of my kids running arms open screaming daddy daddy. I dont know how people do it. How do you get by without the joy of life. Please if you have insight help me. My entire life I have waited for the opportunity to be a loving father and husband. I had it, now I fear it is gone. This is not me I am not this weak, Why now am I being a fool. I will miss it all, good and bad. I missed out on enough already. I'm sorry kids for failing you. I hope and pray that your mom will return and we can return to being the happy loving family I know we are. Your the best and I will miss you every day your gone. Zoe, Madison, dad loves you...sleep tight...*kisses*

Kids Say And Do The Darndest Things!!!! Too Funny!! True Story You Gotta Read!!
Ok, so as all of you know I have a wonderful little boy at home that is my angel! Yesterday, while working, I received a call from Mary, my son’s teacher. She said “ I just wanted you to know that, today on the bus, Dominic punched a girl in the nose. And as any mother would I asked what happened. “They won’t say all that happened and I have sat down with both of them”, his teacher answered, “ but she is ok now” I told her I would talk to him and ended the call there. About an hour after I got home from work, the school bus pulled up and out pop’s Bubba Duv! After giving him his hug hello, I asked him “ I heard there was a problem on the bus today, what happened, why did you punch that girl?” He picked his head up off my sholder and mater a factly said to me “ But Mama, she was KISSING ME!! “ Now, trying to keep my compsure, I commenced telling Dominic that it is not ok to hit and if she tried to kiss him again, to go tell the teacher. After taking him

Kids
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... > > A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an > attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. > > He's rather taken aback because he can't place where > he knows her from. So he says, > > "Do you know me?" To which she replies, > > "I think you're the father of one of my kids." > > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has > ever > been unfaithful to his wife and says, > > "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party > that I made love to > on the pool table with all my buddies watching while > your partner whipped > my butt with wet celery?" > > She looks into his eyes and says calmly, > > "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Kids Are Asked To Write About The Sea
Kids are asked to write about the sea 1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?

Kids Write About The Sea
> > KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA > > > >1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly > >age 6) > > > >2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) > > > >3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have > >sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) > > > >4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily > >Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) > > > >5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy > >age 8) > > > >6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. > >(Millie age 6) > > > >7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the > >ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle > >to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off > >eating beans. (William age 7) > > > >8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny ta

Kids Hats
Finally, after months of being on cherrytap and talking about hats I make for kids. Now, I have pictures of a few of them in my album. As soon as I level up I will add more pictures on there for you to see. I'm making them for kids who has cancer. But in order to have money to ship them to the kids I also need to sale a few. So, go to my album they have their own little album so you dont have to look threw all kinds of stuff to get to them. The price is really cheap some say to cheap :) so go look and i hope you enjoy them.

Kids And Medication
I have to say that I am disgusted with the school systems. My son has something that used to be called ants in his pants. always gotta be doing something. well here is the deal, we took him (at the order of the school system) to a Dr. and he promptly diagnosed the issue as being ADD. that having been said they told us to put him on concerta, which is a ritalin type of medication. Here in lays the problem in that it made him into a zombie, I mean sure the teachers had a nice calm classroom but my kid might as well have been asleep. Now we moved him into a school that is geared for High IQ kids and a fast pased learning. He is doing great. to top it all off they have gym twice a day, and I mean a structured gym where they have to play team sports and leagues and such. Only two stipulations, he cannot be on any kind of medications, and he cannot have access to the internet. If he needs to do research on the computer then they have all the encyclopedias on dvd's over the internal network.

3 Kids Found Dead In Fetus Theft Case
BELLEVILLE, Ill. - A baby sitter charged with murder clubbed a pregnant woman in the head repeatedly with a table leg, then cut her fetus from the womb in a bathtub where she later drowned the victim’s three young children, an investigator testified Wednesday. The grisly details in the September slayings of Jimella Tunstall and her family were revealed at a hearing where a coroner’s jury, after a few minutes of deliberations, concluded the deaths were homicides. Tiffany Hall, 24, has been charged with first-degree murder and faces a possible death sentence in the death of Tunstall and with intentional homicide of an unborn child — Tunstall’s 7-month-old fetus. She has pleaded not guilty and remains jailed on $5 million bond. She has not been charged in the drownings of the children, ages 7, 2 and 1, although authorities have said she confessed and led them to the bodies. Prosecutor Robert Haida has said those deaths eventually will be presented to a grand jury for possible cha

Kids
ok....so here it is, as a mother i have decided it is time to lay to rest my dearly departed private moments....... you know, like going to the bathroom by myself, computer time(without tiny hands sneaking up to bang randomly on keyboard) and well....sex and masterbation are just plain out of the question. so.....if we can all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for these and many other moments that will be greatly missed. ashes to ashes and dust to dust once you have children...... a minute to yourself is a total bust

Kids And Growing Up
I posted most of this as a comment to a bulletin. But after I read what I posted I decided to pu it in my blog as well. The school shootings are making big headlines and has everyone scared about it happening in their school. The media makes it seem like it is everywhere all the time. The actual percentages of shootings is low when compared to the number of schools there are in America. I wish none would happen as everyone does. But, it is not as big a national crisis as the media makes it out to be. This next section is what I posted in the comment....... I feel we are forcing our children into this mentality. We have police in the schools now. A fist fight = assault; A mad word to a teacher = verbal assault; a pinch on the butt = Sexual assault; A whistle = Sexual harrassment. And we wonder why if they are mad that they take it to the extreme. "If I am going to get into trouble, I might as well do it good." We need to go back and let our kids be kids. Punish them wh

Kids And Wanting To Party
Well we know its early saturday morning i mean real early and my daughter wants to bring friends over and i told her seeing as she got me u she best hurry up damn that girl is lucky that mom's such a nice mom lol or i wouldn't have gotten up with my fiancee here sleeping in the next room. so hope she loves me lol Damn kids

Kids Contest Updated
~~ Kid Contest ~~ I need kids for this contest! contest will begin on 5/9 thur 5/14 2 gifts per winner 1 V.I.P. and 1 V.I.C. ! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Kid is...... with 1 comments! 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 5th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 6th Kid is...... with 1 comments! 7th Kid is...... with 1 comments! comment bombing allowed and self comments are also allowed! Comments + rates = total! Want to enter send me a link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u! Thanks Maria ~AnGeLHeArT~ CT Wife Of Lover69 ~ aka ~ SeXy MaMa ~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP Click on pic to enter contest!

Kids
what is awrong with ki9ds these days. you tell them what to do and they look at you like they dont hear you at all. then you tell them to do something else and they look at you and say that you arent their boss. what can you do.

Kids Get You All The Time
Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers..." This one is worth passing on... This one is for everyone who a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids I was packing for my business trip and my 3 year daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?" She replied, "What happened to my booger?

Kids Interpret The Scriptures
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST, KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. 7. MOSES LED THE J

Kids Explain Angels
I only know the names of two angels: Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. Olive, 9 It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. Matthew, 9 Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. Mitchell, 7 My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. Henry, 8 Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows. Jack, 6 Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic message is where you went wrong before you got dead. Daniel, 9 When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado. Reagan, 10 Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose

Kids Are Quick
Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten yea

Kids
So yeah, I have my kids this weekend, it's the first weekend since they moved out again. My daughter is into everything, my son can seem to keep his zipper up... And neither of them seem to be listening to well...LOL! I'm still trying to figure out all this CT stuff, it's quite a bit different than myspace. Rating people, photos, and blogs. Not sure if I'm into all that, but I'm gonna give it a try. I got a letter from the IRS today, saying that they were keeping my tax return and adding it to what they say I owe. Bastards!!! I don't owe them anything, and they have $6k of mine tied up.. I just want my fucking money!!! They are so quick to take away, and so slow to give back. Anyway, I ended up taking the kids and the spouse to dinner at the VFW, it was her mothers day dinner with the kids. I did get to see my bartender friend Faith, she looks so unhappy. Probably as unhappy as I did today. I didn't get to talk to Wendy (Love of my life) i did see her as she walked to he

Kids And Dinosaurs
Until Martha told me that her class was going to use homemade sidewalk chalk today and she brought the molds home last night, I've got to admit making the stuff was one thing I didn't think about. Her kids at day care used crushed tempera paint, plaster of Paris, and water then put the mix in molds which would harden over several hours. And they've got shapes of monkeys, Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, and stegosaurus -- am I supposed to say "stegosauruses" or "stegosauri" for the plural form? You definitely can't go wrong with kids and dinosaurs . . . On that subject, last night after work I went to church for our youth group meeting which was actually intended to be a softball game between the kids and several adults. By the time I got there, the sign was up that they were playing on the north field of Longfellow Elementary School near where I live. They got the field at largely the last minute, so I headed down there as the game was going on and it was fun to watch. The

Kids Say The Darndest Things...lol
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Kids Are Innocent
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry : "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the p

Kids Write About The Sea (in Case Anyone Out There Is Considering Having Any More Kids )
1.This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6) 3. If you are surrounded by sea, you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne, age 7) 4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6) 5. A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 6.My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6) 9. I'm not going to write about the

Kids Dont Try This At Home
let me start off by saying all my friends know me... and know i am up for a good time almost all the time... ok it is sunday night, i have worked a 12hrs shift and during my day my friend Bryan comments to me " hey lets hang out together tonight" i said sure. ( so this is the frist time we are meeting. we meet each other here on myspace and he has become a good and close friend, plus after having delt with me a few nights prior on the phone. it is only right we meet. SO the plan is that we hange out at my place. Then see what happends from there. Well, my roomate and freind Liz was working till about 11 and them her and her b/f Eric come home. so now we are all haning out at the apartment. Cool we are all geting along. This is where it gets fun..... Eric had a big bottle of Vodka (90.4 proof) and says " Deb come do a Shot with me." I am like OK ... i had a long weekend at work. but i wasnt thinking of bryan and how it made him feel. ( Oh, i was selfish SORRY BRYAN ) well

Kids... Don't Try This At Home!!!!
So my vertical hood piercing came out in someone's mouth the other day and then got lost altogether. I bought another today but had to go from 14g to 12g because they only had fugly gem ones in 14g and I don't do fugly gems. Well, I didn't have enough time to have my piercer put it in for me so I had to do it myself when I got home. What a fucking pain!!!!!!! Kids, don't try this at home!!!!!! took like 20 minutes and a magnifying mirror but I did it. bad enough putting it in with a horizontal hood in the way but to guage up, too.... ugh. Just thought I'd share my aggravation/success with you.

Kids - Gotta Love Them!
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Kids Are Quick - True Stories
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Why are you late Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow." TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?" GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect. GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it. TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water? RYAN: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O. TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. HUNTER: Me ! TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty? ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACH

Kids
Hey everyone...so it's official, I now have two kids in high school, which is so surreal to me because I could swear it was just yesterday that I was in high school, anyway, I wasn't sure my youngest was going to make it into high school...it wasn't looking very promising there for a while, but she did it! She is now a freshman, starting at East in September and my oldest will be a senior at East. It's just amazing how fast the time goes, I remember when my oldest was laying in her crib, crying and all I could think was "how long before she's 18?!" and now she almost is...oh well, my girls are my life and I love them with all my heart. I'm sooooooooo proud of them both. Oh yeah, if you would stop by my pictures and rate the ones of me and the ones of my girls. Thanks everyone!

Kids
In January of 2006 My parental rights were terminated to my three children. I was using drugs and being around the wrong types of men. I had to say good bye to my kids and i miss them so much. I wish that i could sit down with them and tell them how much that i love them and miss them. They are getting so big now and i have to miss all of that becasue of my selfish behavior. I lay in bed at night and think about them wondering if they think about me or miss me. I am trying to change my life so that i can help other parents that are in my situation. I get so overwhelmed though. I currently have custody of my one year old son, and going to school full time. Some days i just want to quit because it is too hard, but i know that is old behavior for me. I just want to prevent any mother or father for feeling what i had to feel when i said goodbye to those kids. They are always in my heart. I love them so much that it hurts.

Kidsand How They Can Get Under Your Skin
let me tell you i think they should have kids in school everyday and give them no brakes then they would have time to get into trouble or get under your skin my 2 oldest kids are so goood at gettting to someone that its not funny and they get into trouble threwout the community.and they seem to never be able to go to sleep either when its bed time they always think of something and they never know how to do as they are told too and they wonder why they get grounded and punished well der der der we didnt do anything they did so they get the consiquences

Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied,

Kids Moving On..
Ok.. I have been a mother over half of my life. My kids are moving away. After this weekend I will be alone...really alone..for the first time in 20 years!! I do have a younger son, he's 14 and lives with his father. So, he visits weekends and summer. I"m having a heck of a time finding out who I am..and what I like to do.

Kids Today
Are We Letting Our Children Grow Up Too Fast? I saw something very disturbing the other day, which brings me to my blog today. My family and I were standing in the checkout lane at Wal-Mart and standing in front of us was a mother and her daughter. The mother was around my age and the daughter could not have been over the age of 9. I was watching the mother and daughter talk back and forth and thought of myself and my daughter talking pretty much the same way…just normal stuff like clothes and nail polish…you know girl stuff. Well, as I was watching the two banter back and forth I looked at the girls shirt because I though that it was a pretty shade of pink…. well to my amazement the words “PORN STAR” was on the front of this little girls shirt. The mother sees me reading her shirt and also sees me raise my eyebrows. The mother starts talking to me saying, “Kids nowadays wear the most outrageous clothes. When I take her shopping she won’t even let me pick out her clothes. I use

Kids Are Smart!!!!
Kids are smart!!!---Kids are smater than what you give them credit for,If you want an original idea if you can't think of one,just ask a kid,sometimes adults lose our sense of direction by just acting all grown up all the time,I think we would lose ourselves if sometimes we didn,t think and act like a kid,It is okay,to be a big kid at heart,kids make us feel young,and creative,and give us inspiration,My 5 year old daughter Sarah,the day after her birthday walked into the kitchen,and when she was asked what she wanted for breakfast,When she saw that there was a piece of cake left over she pointed to it,and said,"I want that pancake."yes,kids are smart,...and know what they want,...

Kids In Church
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the

Kids!
OMFG! Anyone want any kids I have 2 of them a 14yr old and 10yr old both boys if they don't kill each other I'm going to... The killing part is just a joke so don't think its for real I LOVE my boys they are after all my world. But now I can truely say I understand what my mom meant by it when I was growing up

Kids...lol
good morning cherries! hope everyone is haven a good day so far. well, virtual honeymoon is over(see honeymoon blog) and now back to reality....lol who out there has kids? ive got 3, 2 boys and a girl. my daughter is out with her dad(truck driver) and they wont be home till this weekend, so im got the boys...omg...who out there knows what its like to listen to boys fight ALL DAY LONG? lol i swear, its over anything, ive heard it all, from "he broke this" to "he took mine", silly stuff, nothen worth fighen over, but they will fight anyways...lol. oldest son will go with dad next trip, then will be down to boy/girl, that aint so bad, but she is at that pre-teen age, so its all about attitude...lol and music...lol. so tell me cherries, (especially moms) whats better, boys or girls??lol but i love them, they is my babies, but at least as babies...i could stuff a bottle in their chops..fights over...lol. anyways all, i reckon i should go post some howdys to my cherry pals, im on dial up a

Kids Say The Darndest Things....chicken Little Story
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said," I think he said: "Holy Shit! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes....

Kids
i wish that teens would move out while they think they know it all....my oldest son it seems likes to tip the bottle and have too much of a good time. almost everynight. while he is an adult, he still needs to follow ans accept the rules of the house...and he overstepped them last night and earned himself a one way ticket right out of the house. time will tell if he regrets anything...but i will not take the abuse that was heaped upon me last night ever ever again. so C, raise your glass in a toast to YOUR PLACE!

Kids Write About The Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6) 9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother

Kids Will Be Kids
So yesterday was a VERY stressful day with the inlaws and the move comeing up.. But my oldest always finds away to make me laugh!! So now to the story... Last night we was sitting around playing a game right before bed. I let him have a popsicle stick since it was his last night sleeping here! On the popsicle there is a joke.. My oldest read the joke to us and it goes like this.. Why did the computer goto the chiropractor?? So we all go why??? And his answer is he had a slipped d*ck!! LOL he meant disc.. We all laughed so hard.. god that was the funniest thing I heard in a long long time. And he laughed cause he thought the joke was actually funny.

Kids Say The Funniest Things
1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" 2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." 3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." 4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?" 5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." 6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?

Kids In Chruch
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleepi

Kids With Health Diorders
Father plans bike trek across nation By Bill Lindau Freelance Writer Kai Davis looks like a healthy child. He’s smiling, playful and full of energy. Only the shaved head and the device on his chest are giveaways. Kai, 4, is a very sick child. When he was two and one-half years old, Kai was diagnosed with neuroblastoma, a form of cancer that affects only infants and toddlers, said his father and mother, Ven and Rashanna Davis of Raeford. Kai is doing much better now, with the necessary treatment, but he is not out of the proverbial woods yet. Ven wants him to get better, and he does not want other children to go through the same thing as his own son, so Ven, an avid bicyclist, and several friends are planning a cross-country bike ride to raise funds for treatment of pediatric cancer, and also raise awareness of such afflictions. He also hopes to have a production company make a documentary film about pediatric cancer. Kai has found himself blessed with a lot of support. WRAL

Kids Are So Funny
I went to the beach today with my son.....and he found some kids to play with.... after about 20 mins or so he came over and said...."mom these kids told me theres a animal in the water that pulls you under the water called ...an undertoad! LMAO ...it was so funny!

Kids
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year- old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents." 3) KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." 4) MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement a

Kids...and Things They Say....
A boy is burnt on the foot while he and his sister and mother are making fudge cake. She sets the oven for less time then needed so it wouldnt burn the cake. The kids go into the playroom and later mom checks the oven timer and she had time to use restroom so she did as kids were playing in playroom. When they heard door close they got curious and checked on the cake and it spills on the boys foot burning him.... He screams and runs to other shower to put cold water on burn while mom comes out and runs for him. She decides cold water in pot and soak foot as dr once told her was good for burns. After she brings him to hospital and dr there blesses him for knowing to soak in cold water during critical time. he asked the boy if he learned anything tonight. The boy says yes.. never mess with oven and help mommy. A week later at follow up appointment a nurse asked him leson learned and he told her,dr and mom.... Yes, I learned you should never forget eggs and you won't get burnt.

Kids
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and tell her," and then hangs up. The son frantically calls his sister, who goes nuts upon hearing the news. She calls her father and yells, "You are not getting a divorce! Bob and I will be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a single thing, do you hear me?" The father hangs up the phone, turns to his wife and says, "It worked! The kids are coming for a visit and they're paying their own way!"

Kid Shows
So my kids are all about this show on Nick Jr. Lets just say its annoying as frack. I think this is worse then Ren and Stimpy. :p This show is called Yo Gabba Gabba. Here are some clips. And why is Elijah Woods on here? He kinda looks umm scarey here! Children shows are goind down hill.. and I say it started with Barney :p Thanks for reading my rant! Feel free to comment :) Love ya all Misty

Kids
Have you ever done something that you thought was the right thing and it make you feel like crap? About 5 months ago me and my wife seperated which i thought was the right thing to do. We argue daily neither of us were ever happy and we wanted to seperate and eventually get a divorce before we ended up hating eachother. I don't know about most people but i think it would be better for both are kids who are 3 and 2 years old if me and my wife could atleast be atleast friends. My wife was at my house today with both my kids and my son was going to stay with me. But when mommy decided to go home he wanted to go too, but at the same time he wanted to stay here with daddy and couldnt make up his mind. It tore him apart that he coulnt have us both. He kept tellin me "daddy come home daddy come home" and it broke my heart, i almost went with them but i cant. When i go over there all me and my wife do is fight and i dont want to do it in front of the kids its not healthy for them and we all kn

Kids’ Takes On Love, Dates, Kissing & Marriage
How do you decide who to marry ? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 What is the right age to get married ? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 How can a stranger tell if two people are married ? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age e 8 What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette

Kids And The Bible
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY FAMILIAR WITH HOLY SCRIPTURE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! . THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN. COMES FROM A ROMAN CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. 1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF. 2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GE

Kids
The first week of school has gone pretty smoothly. The kids are glad that it has started back up. Joey took up band this year, he's playing the Alto Sax. He's not to bad, just needs more practice at it. If he really puts in the effort we're thinking of buying him his own sax. He's excited about that one. Devon is excited as well. This is her first year in middle school. I hope she does as well there as she did in elementary school. I think she'll be fine and do well. She has all the help she could want here at home. Having someone to help at home and show some encouragement goes along ways. Alex is doing well so far this year also. This is his last year at the elementary school. He goes out to the middle school next year. Where does the time go too? Now, this is Reese's first year at school. He's in kindergarden and he's just loving it. That little man is just picking things up so fast its amazing. His attention level at school is much better than here at home. I wish he would do that

Kids Are Too Much. =)
Luvy goes to an "ice cream social" at her school yesterday and meets the new librarian. Now she wants me to marry said librarian because: "He has a faux hawk! He loves Chiodos and that dying band! And he's in CHARGE OF BOOKS!" Cute kid, always looking out for me. :D

Kids Books You Will Never See Published
Kids Books You'll Never See "You Were an Accident" "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" "Bi-Curious George" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America. Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" "All Dogs Go to Hell" "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" "You Are Different and That's Bad"

Kids To The Darnest Things
Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of the experiment. Sidney drew a line in the sand, placed the frog on the line, and prodded the frog with a small twig from the rear and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped, and Sidney measured the distance. "12 feet...write that down, Sophie," he said. Next, he brought the frog back to the starting point and removed the frog's right front leg. Again he prodded the frog and shouted, "Jump, frog!" The frog jumped 10 feet, and on instruction, Sophie wrote it down. Again the frog was brought back, the left front leg was removed, and again "Jump, frog!" Sidney reported, "Six feet...write it down." The next time, Sidney removed the large right back leg. "Jump, frog!" Then, he shouted "Jum

Kids
The end of summer is here. While this is one my favorite times of year because the kids go back to school. The summer is full of sun and hope and promise lazy days by the pool with the kids. I love when school starts because theres finally time for me, time to go have coffee with friends or just sit outside for a lil bit and enjoy the peace and quiet. Fall and winter are coming and theres so much to do. Its wonderful to me watching my kids be amazed at the things they learn. Full of wonderful questions and plans for the future. At the same time one of my least favorite times of year. Once school starts again life gets so very hectic theres school work and soccer practice gymnastics and dance. Always busy running and not lots of quality time spent with the kids. I miss the noise and the laughter and the time spent with my little girls the funny things they say. Im so torn about having quiet and listening to their noise the smiles and hugs that are given so freely as we make cookie

Kid's
A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope Ã¢â‚¬Å“GodÃ¢â‚¬Â, put his return address on it, and dropped it in the corner mailbox. The postmaster thought this was such a nice gesture from a young child and decided to sent this letter on to President. The President was so touched by the little boyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sincerity that he told his secretary to send the boy $5. Upon receiving the money, the boy wrote the following thank you letter: Ã¢â‚¬Å“Dear God- Thank you for the money. I noticed you sent it through Washington D.C. and of course, they have deducted $95. Love, JoeyÃ¢â‚¬Â

Kids
wow.. well that wasnt fun.. had to call the cops cause another adult desided to touch my kid... and well nothing happend to him.. the mark was gone by the time the cops got her... but one of the othr kids that was involvled may not be here much longer... anyways.. talk laters...

Kids In Church
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, "And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us." -------------- A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked. "Why, God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" ------------------ Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. "The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!" --------------------- The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" "No sir," little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook."

Kids Gone Bad!
9/11/2007 Dear Readers: A message from my friend Bryant Mc. Gill Who wants to meet Bryant McGill, Dr Turi and Jordan Maxwell in LA on the 17th? If you want to meet me in person, and are in the LA area, I will be at a restaurant close to the LAX on the 17th OF THIS MONTH (One week) with some of my many VIP friends. If you are interested in meeting all of us, sent your information to the following email address. Include your name, number, email and profile link. I will then send you a date, time and location. Can't wait to see you there. It should be a fun crowd. meetbryantinla@bryantmcgill.com meetbryantinla@bryantmcgill.com Here is the Dr. Turi and Rita Louise 2 hours radio show for you to enjoy. Take the time to listen to us and learn more about the stars, the dragon and the Universal Code. http://www.soulhealer.com/Just_Energy/just_energy_radio_archives.htm I receive a troubling email from a reader and I believe it will help you to realize how drama

Kids
Somehow it seems that when the kids need you the most is when you are busy. Ironically that is always when they need me lol. I do want one more tho because when they get older I will then have 3 of them to support me. :D

Kids
y is it that you can be haven a half way good day then all hell breaks loose when the kids get home. I dont understand why they have to yell and scream back when you tell them to do their homework or change into play clothes. I guess that is just the way it is...

Kids Names
ive picked out the names i think i am going to use for my child i am bearing...... Girl.. Ilyria Lynne boy...Liam Conner this blog is bout feed back.. so lay it on me do ya think Thier good names? or no? or hell just shoot a name out ... ya never know i might like it and I might use it

Kids
There have been a couple of generations in the last sixty years that have Missed the boat but this group isn't one of them. A first grade school Teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented Each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and Asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to Believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 1st graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses...... ..... Until they stop running. 2. Strike while the......... ......... ......... . Bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...... ......... Daylight Saving Time. 4.. Never underestimate the power of ............ ........ Termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but......... ......... ...... How? 6. Don't bite the hand that........ ......... ......... . Looks dirty. 7.. No news is.....

Kids :)
Anyone that knows me well, knows I love kids. When I got to lunch today, my parents told me something that made me smile. My sister in law was talking to Josiah, my 2 yr old nephew. Notsure how the conversation got started or why. But she asked him if mommy loved him. He said no. Shocked, she asked if Daddy loved him. Again he said no. She asked the same with his grandparents and it was still no. So she continued with the family. She asked finally if Uncle Steve loved him.. and with a big grin he said yes. :) Of course then you have my ex's little 4 yr old girl. Walking back from the football game yesterday, she reached up and held my hand lol. I know that has to just kill my ex. Kids are such a precious gift. :) I'm just a big kid myself lol

Kids... And Fakes
Talked to mom just a few minutes ago and I started crying. We started talkin about Mckenzie and how Ashkeia THOUGHT she told me about her surgery, Keia knew she didn't. People lately have been askin me why I dont get attached to any little kids. Why should I? they are taken from me in a wink of an eye.For instance, I got my hopes up about my neice. She is now 5 yrs old and I've only seen her ONCE and that was 3 yrs ago for about 20 minutes. Chad and Stacy got my hopes up about seein My nephew. Yeah I was dumb to believe them, I know better. I'll never get to see them. Keia, Knowin that Mckenzie is my life, I revolved my life around that little girl tore her from me so fast all for dick, that I will never get to see that girl again. Keia called mom, gave her some bull shit excuses why she hasnt' called and whatever, sorry I'm not as easy as mom to forgive and forget. I'm tired of bein everyones shit on brick. Fuck that. Keia can tell mom all these excuses, and be it th

The Kids Are Alright
Below, are examples of sixth grade research projects. Enjoy... 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. 3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven porcupines. 4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth. 5. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. 6. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java. 7. Julius Caesar extinq

Kids And Beauty Contests
DO YOU THINK THAT IT RIGHT TO PUT 20 POUNDS OF MAKEUP ON A YOUNG GIRL AND ENTER THEM IN BEAUTY PAGEANTS ? I THINK THAT IT IS JUST INSANE THAT I SEE ALOT OF PARENT TRYING TO LIVE OUT WHAT THEY COULDNT HAVE , THROUGH THEIR YOUNG KIDS....IT DRIVES ME CRAZY TO SEE SUCH YOUNG KIDS BE PUSHED TO DO SOMETHING THAT THEY DONT WANT TO , AND YOU CANT TELL ME THAT PARENTS DO PUSH THEIR KIDS. WHATS EVEN MORE INSANE IS SEEING PARENTS TAKE OUT HOUSE LOANS , AND GO INTO DEBT FOR THESE CONTESTS. THESE YOUNG KIDS SHOULD WAIT TILL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO SAY IF THEY WANT TO ENTER OR NOT......LOOK AT JON BENETS LIFE ? DO YOU THINK THAT SHE WAS A HAPPY YOUNG LADY ! I DONT THINK SHE WAS...THE LIFE SHE HAD WAS NOT A NORMAL. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE ENTERED YOUR KIDS IN PAGEANTS AND WHY AND IF YOU KNOW OF ANY PEOPLE THAT HAVE.......THE MAIN QUESTION IS : WOULD YOU FORCE YOUR YOUNG CHILD TO ENTER A BEAUTY PAGEANT?

Kids
sittin here just did the dinner thing and cleaned downstairs...probably most i have done since thursday...have been really sick since friday...bronchitis on top of my asthma...and not to mention my brats are driving me nuts....once again my man is at work and they (the kids) dont wanna listen for shit....im ready to tie them up by their fucking toenails and tickle them to death with a feather...lol...anyways...thanks for taking the time to read my shit...blah blah blah...love yall

Kids!!
KIDS By Calvin"ColdWarrior"Harrington [Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Grady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Grady will be your new substitute while Vince Mcmahon is out with pneumonia (HE GOT BLOWN UP!) Good luck Mr. Grady [ColdWarrior] Hi there little boys and girls (SCREW YOU!) Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 20 and still lives with his mom and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot but his ten-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot And Bob likes to hang out at the local strip spot and wait in the parkin lot for strippers off the clock when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog Drag 'em in the

Kids
Is it just me or are kids sole purpose in life is to make your life hell? Its like pulling teeth just to get them to do anything these days. What happened to the days when it was considered discipline when you smacked them on their behind when they did something wrong. Now it's called child abuse and you go to jail for 2 1/2 to 5 years. Holla back a brotha

Kids Can Be Annoying
Kids can be so damn annoying! I hate them. My siblings are an example of annoying kids. They are 19 and 16 and still annoy the crap out of me. If they decided to go away for like a couple of days, omg that would be the day! Just last week, we were going to watch Ghost Whisperer and they both hogged the couch. I was like wtf! My mom and I need a place to sit! We dont want to sit on the hard floor and have our asses be numb. I went into the kitchen and signaled to my mom that we dont have a place to sit. They automatically thought that I went to go and tell on them. My mom told them to give us some room and they both got so pissed off. For something little like this! Give me a break. My sis went on the floor and laid there and my bro used the tv in the kitchen. Omg!!!!! They are soooooo delicate!!! Arrrgggghhhh! I just wanted to slap them! Geez, I dont know if anyone has friends or siblings like this, but to make a big deal over nothing....omg!!! Stupid. That's all I got to say.

Kid's
IT IS SCARY FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN. The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever SEND THIS TO AS MANY PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW PARENTS AS YOU CAN. Children's Meth Checked this on Snopes. It is true. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp A very scary thing is going on in the schools right. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks... It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange. < /SPAN>It looks just like pop rocks. Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. Pa

Kids Not So Dumb..lol
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his > deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced > the man's penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. > > Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The > little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the > penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. > Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was > that?" > > Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at > such a young age, the father replied,"It....it was only a bug, Honey." > > The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment > said.. "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

Kids And Guns( Please Read And Rate Ty)
they've invented all kinds of gun locks for rifles and hand guns still these poor kids keep getting a hold of them to inflict pain on other peoples lives and then turn the gun on them selves and ending there on life where the hell are the parents behind closed doors having sex or doing drugs in my mind kids react to what they think is cool if they are playing a videogame where they are killing people well to them thats cool thats where the parent comes in to take them away from all that show your kids you love'em do stuff with'em don't just kik'em out so you can indulge in your crazy adult life be cause once they get use to it its all over

Kids.. Gotta Love 'em
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was >> squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She >> went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and >> whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite >> itchy. >> >> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to >> telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it >> and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of >> the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his >> desk with his penis hanging out. >> >> "I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And >> she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick >> me up from school."

Kids Book
For those of you who still have and use a MySpace account, stop by my book page next time you log on and check them out. http://www.myspace.com/dittmomsbook http://www.myspace.com/kidsbook2007 http://www.myspace.com/funnykidsstories

Kids And Projects
2 weeks ago i was informed by my 12 yr old son that he has to turn in a project. " what kind of project?" i asked him. " oh i have to build a water bottle rocket". i tell him no problem, just get the information and we can build it. we have to know what size water bottle, do we need to build a launcher, what will the teacher provide etc. the next day i ask " did you get the info?" to which he replied " no,, i forgot ". bring it home tomorrow he is told. it was forgotten about until the weekend just before it was due,,, still no info, nada,, " oh the directions mustve been washed and i am certain we need a launcher" grrr at the last minute we were scrambling to build a water bottle rocket, complete with launcher assy. total cost $68 at the local hardware store. gawd i was pissed. how could a project for school, thats worth so much of his grade require $65 in parts. the rocket and launcher were built,,we stayed up late sunday night workin on it. it was in on time. and now it sits on the

Kids
Kids are our future in life if we don't give them what they need in life the respect, and everything else then our kids well not be able to live in the reall world. I also would like to share that my lil man is crawling and its so cute. My daughter is getting bigger and is getting a mouth on her also.

Kid's View On Love
Subject: FW: Fwd: Kid's View on Love "Kid's View on Love" What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .. Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her

Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f

Kids
Blahhhhhhhh. Yeah i'm moody and bored, so I figured i'd write about it. At the moment I am watching my 2 year old, and her 2 year old friend. Hmmmm, they're driving me crazy! They fight too much for being so young. Do any of you believe in the terrible 2's?? Well I hear it gets worse, but it's REAL! I love my little girl very much, but she runs around like a crazy person, and is always screaming. Hm,I ask myself if i'll look back on this and laugh. I don't think so, but you never know.

Kids Say The Darnednest Things!!!
Slow down for three minutes to read....It's so worth it. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think : ____ "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 _____ "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 _____ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 _____ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6 ___ "Love is what makes you smile wh

Kids
Hey all I am not sure what to do anymore. I went to see my kids for Thanksgiving and find my wife and her roommate sleeping in the same bed but I was sorta expecting that but her excuse was that some friends from knoxville tn were down and they were sleeping in the living room some why couldnt she sleep in the girls bedroom. and then some comments that i heard didnt make things any better. so what should i do, i still love my wife with all my heart.

Kids With Guns
two elementary kids here in michigan fought over an i pod. one kid brought a gun to the after-school fight. luckily the police were tipped off and intervined. i think the gun scene at schools is getting rediculious. thats what happens when your not allowed to correct your child.

Kids Song
DREAMLAND I will see you in Dreamland Theres lots of candy and cakes For us to eat and toys to play I will see you in Dreamland Chrous: I will see you in Dreamland For we can have fun together Make a wish and ur wish will come true and there ur wish be there with you I will see you in Dreamland where things comes true with wish like I wish a flying Golden Fish I will see you in Dreamland Chorus: I will see you in Dreamland I will see you in Dremland

Kids Say The Darnest....
For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally. "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to Investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Kids
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out

Kids Know Best
> Subject: Kids Know Best !!!!!! > > You've got to love this little girl. What a fine woman/wife she'll make! > > A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" > > A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." > > The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar? > > The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it." > > The teacher fainted.

Kids
One of these days, I will remember not to believe anything my son or daughter-in-law say concerning bringing my grandson out for a visit. Granted, I do live some distance from their home, and well, a six mile drive is a bit much to expect. Well, Merry Christmas.... In a frigging pigs eye!

Kids And Religion
A little boy was walking down a dirt road one Sunday afternoon when he met a little girl going in the same direction. "Hello," said the little boy. "Hi," replied the little girl. "Where are you going?" "I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home," "Me too. I'm also on my way home from church. Which church do you go to?" "I go to the Baptist church back down the road. "What about you?" "I go to the Methodist church back at the top of the hill." After they'd walked a short distance together they came to a low spot in the road where rains had partially flooded the road. There was no way they could get across to the other side without getting wet. "If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive," said the little girl. "My Mom'll tan my hide too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet," "I tell you what I think I'll do. I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across." "That's a good idea. I'm going to

Kids? I Give You One Of My Idols, The Incomparable George Carlin
I am your worst nightmare. I am a BAD american. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think that owning a gun doesn't make you a killer it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think being a student doesn't give you any more enlightment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus,of college,you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne,Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer.

Kids Blamed In Christmas Eve Theft
SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J. - Local police said it was a typical holiday Grinch tale: A home was broken into on Christmas Eve, and wrapped presents were stolen Little did they know the culprits were kids. Authorities said Friday that a 9-year-old girl and a 5-year-old boy used a gift card to pick the lock on the back door of a home a block away. They then took about $200 in wrapped presents that were located on a kitchen table, including Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers CDs. The couple who lived in the home returned from some Christmas Eve shopping to find the house broken into, and the presents gone, South Brunswick police Detective Jim Ryan said. One of the children's relatives who also lived in the neighborhood spoke with the couple and realized the gifts matched some mysterious extra presents the children appeared to receive on Christmas. The relative contacted the children's mother, who got the truth out of them on Wednesday, and then contacted police. "A 9- and 5-year-old would n

Kids Can Be Honest!
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to Heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The Minister fainted.

Kids Are Home!
YES!!! I drove to Montgomery yesterday to get my kids!!! I am so glad to have them home I can't stand it! They are my life my everything. They make me smile and I slept like a baby knowing they were home and safe in their own beds. I Love You Lee & Billy

Kids In Church
KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese: 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in churc

Kids
kids Current mood: annoyed if you have kids and dont want to take care of them than why did you have them? WHy did you lay down and spread your legs? why are you sending them to someone else to take care of them instead of you? i cant stand people who pond there kids off. You made your own bed so lay in it and step up and be the grown up and raise your kids yourself

Kids
Not sure who it is..that keeps making up new ids everyday.. to rate me a 1.. and visit couple of my friends pages.. but its kinda old. Although I do feel special that I pissed you off someway enough that you would go through all this trouble to do it. Seriously though, if you have a problem with me..grow up and tell me what it is.

Kids
Looking at my friend' Terry's blog..thought I would add to it..and I can only imagine there will be more additions, more thoughts... As a parent, ok...a single parent, I remember most the time I ACTUALLY SPENT with my children. Spending time with you children I think is THE MOST IMPORTANT moments of our lifetimes... Sitting on the floor, reading their favorite book for the 52nd time, playing legos, and lincoln logs, basketball hoops, riding bikes, sitting quietly just before they fall asleep, as they whisper their dreams and the I love you's. And I also regret that their Dad was not more involved in their lives. I was the stay at home mom...cooking, cleaning..diapers, formula. I did it all..while Dad was out working...out on the road...long time between visits...hands on dads are so important to children...a child wonders what he or she might have done that Dad won't come home, or call or visit. Just because you had one moment whem sperm met egg...does not a Dad make. How d

Kids
i got one you got four i want one more dont know how you feel bout it never really asked cuz i guess well its too soon but the more i think bout it the more i wonder not that i wouldnt love your kids as if they were mine its just that i do want one more of my on at least i dont know what to think kids are a lot to handle.... there are so many questions but fear holds me back...

Kids Grow Up So Fast
I was watching my son's 2006 graduation DVD and couldn't believe how much my kids have grown and changed in a little over a year and a half. They've grown like crazy lol. They look totally different, they look like young men now instead of little boys. One day you look at your kids and they are in diapers and the next they are getting their diplomas. When I watch that DVD I think of the Van Morrison song "These are the Days" from the movie Nine Months. As he says in the song, these are the days of endless summer to treasure and hold close to our hearts.

Kids
I don't know but does anyone else feel like they are talking to a wall when they tell their kids to do something? I told my oldest to put away her clothes...she put them on the bed! I tell my son not to hit his sisters...he whips the oldest with licorice...I tell the youngest to keep her hands to herself she digs her fingernails into her brothers arm....does the vivcious circle ever stop?

Kids Say The Darndest Things
Why do we love children? 1. NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' 2. OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.' 3. KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.' 4. MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched

Kids
You know I have a wonderful gorgeous nine year old. She is this blonde haired blue eyes little cherub. But underneath this is a satan spawn. She used to be sweet and loving. Now she is nothing but anger and arguments. I know its because I am not home at night. Her father tends to either yell at her instead of talking to her or he is too busy with playing video games to pay attention. I have to work. I have to make a living. I guess I have to take a pay cut and try and find a day job. I finally found a job that is good for me and pays a great salary. My daughter is more important. I am just at my wits end...not sure what to do with her anymore. I welcome any suggestions! Thanks for listening!

Kids Having Kids
i hate seeing kids having kids..does anyone use some kind of protection anymore.you want to be treated like grow ups then start acting like it. PROTECT yourself..you want to love someone get a dog, dogs need love too.Plus.. you cant keep a guy by having a kid. it just doesnt work that way.Why would it.GROW UP and then have kids.FUCK it makes me mad to have to see that EVERYWHERE..

Kids
Ok I am trying to make up my mind to let my daughter move back in, I don't care for her boyfriend, I really don't like him but she is old enough to know what she is doing so I am trying to stay out of it right now.....had a great weekend got to see my grandbaby and went shopping...kids are doing good in school and looking forward to spring break (I'm not).....but any way can some help me make up my mind aboput letting my daughter move back in....

Kids Are Funny!
My 2 year old is funny as heck! She has a small "owie" on her hand... She was crying about it and asking for kisses! I asked her if some chocolate would make it better... She took the piece of chocolate and put it on her owie and said, "Ahh... Choc-choc better..." I laughed so hard, it was so cute!

Kids And A Can Of Pop
Since I know he won't post this, I will. So this morning Calli almost walks in on James in the bathroom, but tells him that she has a pop for him. So he comes downstairs, and she's gotten a pop out for him, and one for her. She asked him to open it up for her. Then she told him that she wanted to make coffee, so he helped her make him coffee, although he really didn't want any at the time. Then, tonight, after supper, Calli asked him if he was done with his plate, and then took his plate from him and took it to the kitchen for him. While I was typing this, my oldest daughter was eating a piece of garlic bread and decided that she didn't want it. She asked around a little bit to ask if someone wanted it, but didn't ask James. Calli chimes in "You didn't ask James!!!" and acted all indignant about it. Sooo.. he still calls the kids "its" and all, but he did admit that they're cute.

Kids..
JACK (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feed his new baby sister. After a while he asked, "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mom goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die, I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me? SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough." D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale a

Kids
Wow life rushes by so fast....Have you ever sat down and asked yourself where has all the time gone? My last couple of weeks have been crazy hectic. My oldest daughter is getting ready to graduate from high school so we have been dealing with all that fun stuff. 18 years ago I knew this day was gonna come but my god I look at my little girl now and wonder how I did it all alone. In 30 days she will graduate and be ready to move on to bigger and better things in life. My emotions are a wreck because I am so proud of her and for my own accomplishments of raising a good kid on my own, but at the same time I am scared that she is now going out into this big world where society anymore if screwed up. I can only hope I gave her all the qualities and all the information she needs to make it a great life. As a mom I will always want to protect her but I know time has come to cut the apron strings and let her be the woman I know she can be. She is my little twin and I sure hope she learned from

Kid's Story: Bath Time
It was bath-time and Silvina LOVED watching the children in the bath, laughing and splashing and squealing in delight, but today there was something special, something wondrous and new, "Bubble Bath". She didn't know what "Bubble Bath" was, but the children were SO excited, and so was she. She loved new things, and when she heard the water being run into the large, white tub, she quickly flew to the window to watch. The bath was full, and she watched as the mother took a mystical bottle from a high shelf and poured just a little into the bath, and then called the children in. They came running and squealing, and were almost as excited as she was. Clothes flew everywhere and soon the tub was filled with two squealing girls, splashing and having so much fun she could hardly wait until their mother left the room so that she could get a closer look. "Silvina" cried the girls, "Come look at the bubbles." and she watched in awe as the air filled with shiny balls that she c

Kid's Story: Dragon On My Roof
"Oh me oh my! Oh why oh why?" wailed Callasandra Cummings the Third. You have parked your dragon on my home Don't you see that that is just absurd My petunias are all squashed and my roses are totally wrecked and my lovely little letterbox is somewhere under your dragon's neck I have gremlins in my garden and a dragon on my roof If I could snap my fingers I would make you all go "POOF!" Now I am packing all my bags and I am moving far away I will travel over land and sea for more than a year and a day Then I will build another garden and build another little house In a land that has no animals bigger than a mouse Steel

Kid's Story: Fairy Dinner
"Come down and play" said pussy cat Bill Licking his lips in glee "I cannot come down" said Buttercup Bright For you will surely eat me. "I would never do that" said pussy cat Bill crossing his tail as he spoke "I am not even hungry" he said "For I have just awoke" "Well just for a little while" said Buttercup Bright to the cat Then I will have to be going very shortly after that. Down she flew, and quick he pounced his mouth was opened wide Quick she jumped, and fast she dashed under his belly to hide. Pussy cat Bill flipped and flopped as Buttercup Bright held on to his fur "It was only a game" he cried But Buttercup Bright believed him no more Quick as a flash she was up in the sky Flying as fast as she could go and pussy cat Bill, with a tear in his eye watched his fairy dinner go "She would have been fine as my dinner with potatoes or even with peas How rude of her not to stay and agree to be my tea." Steel

Kids And Their Threats
So anyways one of my sisters friends has had her status on myspace being some really depressing stuff bout her failing marriage and all that.. well me being me I sent her an email that said this hey there judging by your status its goin rough.. if you ever want to hang out or anything you can stop by my apt.. my number is XXXXXX if ya ever wanna call Now my plan was to see if she ever called then if she did want to hang out then call my sister to see if those two could hang out again.. since I know my sister is going through a rough time as well.. yeah i'm trying to be a nice big brother go figure.. anyways this is the beautiful reply I get Me and my wife are fine now and i suggest you not try to come on to my wife when shes in a vulnurable state of mind you EVER fuck with my wife YOU WILL GET SKULL FUCKED! Well that's not obviously from her.. and am I the type of person to just take that sort of thing laying down? Of course I'm not but as you'll see I dont' sink to

Kids Are So...lovely!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window." BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a chewable aspirin. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it’s me?" SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don’t give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough." D. I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?" MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in h

Kids Say The Darndnest Things
A day without sunshine is like... night Kids are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.… MA RIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multipl i cation on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that' s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____ _ _____________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ______________

Kids Are Quick
Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! _______________

Kids
ok something silly that made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. i was fussing one of my dogs today,and she needs a bath bad smells so nasty. so as i said to the dog you stink,my 8yr old was walking past heard me didnt even turn around and just said sorry mummy!!

Kids Are Truly Unpredictable!
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of the world. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain shit in our garden.' Brings a tear to yo

Kids Survey
Kids SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey Do you have children? Yes How many? 6 What are their names? zack,nickie,douglas,jessie,ronnie,brittany How old are they? 13,10,7.5,4,3, Do you want to have any more? No we have enough How many? Naw Would you prefer the next ones to be boys or girls, or do you care? i have 4 boys and 2 girls What will the next ones' names be? none Do your kids live with you? All but to will soon though Do they get along better with you or with their other parent? Me :] The First Kid How old were you when you had your first kid? 18 How long were you in labor? 23 hours Did you have the child naturally, or by c-section? naturally What were the first few months like? good Tell me a funny story from when that child was a baby? wow idk lol to many What is the most embarrassing thing that child has ever done to you? lmfao which one Whats the worst thing that child has ever done? nothing i can think of What is the one word that best describes thi

Kids And Their Dad
This is my girls and their dad He will soon not be here with us . God choose him for some reason. May he ride free and finally feel no pain He was sick for a long time with lung cancer that traveled to his brain then to his spin . He will soon be able to walk in heaven. Today we got news he was in a coma and will be leaving us at 5:00pm tonight . We will miss you Mark Thank you for my beautiful girls. Will see you again someday

Kids Party Games 1-50
1. FIREMEN. ( Active.) Turn the sleeves of 2 jackets inside out. Hang these jackets on the backs of 2 chairs. The chairs are with their backs to each other at a distance of 1 meter. Put a 2m. rope under these 2 chairs. Both of the participants stand at their chairs. On hearing the signal, they take their jackets off the chairs, turn the sleeves out, put them on and do up all the buttons. Then each "fireman" runs round the chair of the rival, takes his seat and pulls the rope. The first player to cope with the task is the winner. 2. ZOMBIE. ( Active.) Two pairs participate in this game. Each pair stands hand in hand with their adjoining hands tied together. With their free hands (one with the right hand and other with the left one) they must wrap up the package, bind the rope round it and tie it a bow. The pair which finishes the task the first is the winner. 3. PROMPT WATER-CARRIERS. ( Active.) Two players compete in this game. For each player there is a chair with a bowl of w

Kid's Party Games 51-100
51. DASHING DRIVERS. ( Active.) Put the glasses or little buckets full of water on the toy cars. Tie the strings of 3-5 meters to the cars. At the command the players must wind the string on the stick so as to draw the cars to themselves. If the water in the glass (bucket) on one of the cars is splashing the leader loudly names the number of "the driver". This "driver" stops winding for a second. The player who is the first to draw the car to himself (not having splashed the water) is the winner. He gets the prize. 52. PUSS IN BUTS. ( Active.) The players are divided into two teams. Each team is given a pair of very big boots and a wide-brimmed hat. At the signal the players get on the boots, put on the hat, run to the little flag, take off the hat, make a bow, put on the hat again, return to their teams and give the hats and the boots to the next players in the teams. 53. DOLLS. ( Active.) There are 2 dresses and 2 headscarves on the chair. The player who is the first in putt

Kid's Games 101-150
101. BLOW INTO A SMALL BOX. ( Active.) Take an empty small box. Pull out a half of the inside part, put it to the mouth and blow into it. The small box may fly away rather far. So you may arrange a competition of "blow shooters". More over with the flying box you may: 1) hit a small circle 2) hit a paper target 3) hit a basket, which stands on the floor. 102. WHOSE BALLOON IS BIGGER? ( Active.) This competition is very easy: the participants receive the balloons and begin to blow them up. The player whose balloon bursts is out of the game. The player who blows up the biggest balloon is the winner. 103. PUT A SHOT! ( Active.) Pour 1/3 of glass of water into each balloon. Then blow up the balloons to an equal size. Draw 1.5 diameter circles on the floor with the chalk. The balloon is "a shot". The player must "put a shot" as far as possible. The player who puts "a shot" the fartherst is the winner. 104. WHO IS FASTER? ( Active.) The players are divided into 2 teams. They si

Kid's Party Games 151-200
151. GO THROUGH THE CORRIDOR. ( Active.) Put the skittles on the floor in 2 rows (5-6 skittles in each row). The width of the corridor is 50-60cm. The distance between the skittles is 70-80 cm. The players' task is to go through the corridor. But before going through the corridor the player must turn around for 7-8 times. The player must turn around quickly with the right hand up, looking at the forefinger, or with the hands on the back of the head, or with the hands on the ankles. 152. "THE BLINDS" GO MARCHING. ( Active.) The stake is driven into the earth. All the players but one are blindfolded. They stand in a circle around the stake. The distance between the stake and "the blinds" is measured by the steps. Usually this distance is equal to 30-50 steps. "The blinds" are facing the stake. "The sighted" player begins to count and all "the blinds" go marching to his/her counting in the direction of the stake. When "the sighted" has counted up to the number of steps between the s

Kid's Party Games 201-220
201. NOT TO THE POINT. ( Quiet.) The leader asks the players different questions. The player who is asked a question must give on answer which is not related to the question. The leader, for example, asks: "Do you like our party?" and the player answers "I went to the cinema" etc. The player who answers this question "yes" or "no" or "I don't know" pays the forfeit. The game is played at a rapid rate. If the player doesn't answer the question while the leader counts "one, two, three", he/she pays the forfeit. The leader mustn't ask one and the same person more than 3 questions running. The leader tries to confuse the players c.f. The leader asks: "Do you like our party?" The player answers: "The weather is bad". The leader provokes him/her asking: "Is the weather bad?" The player answer "yes". As it is against the rules the player must pay forfeit (or fulfil the leader's task). 202. LOADING THE VAN. ( Quiet.) 6-8 or 10-12 players may take part in this game. The players form up a

Kids Of The Baby Boom... Do You Remember When?
Do you remember... The Sadie Hawkins dance? Saturday Morning Serials? Mickey Mouse? Hula Hoops? Where you were when John Kennedy died? The first Man on the Moon? Getting in trouble at the neighbors and getting your butt paddled then going home and getting it paddled again? Kids having at least a few manners? Penny loafers? The Studebaker? Pedal Pushers? Movie theaters being CLOSED on Sunday? Lemonade stands? The "Four foul balls" rule? Captain Kangaroo & Mr. Green Jeans? Zoom? I have decided that I am getting older... My kids look at me sometimes as though they think that I am from Mars. I just laugh at them and tell them that someday they too will get older. Do you remember?

Kids These Days :)
Children write about the sea: 1) This is a picture of an octopus.. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.. (Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8) 6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6) 7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William age 7) 8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen

Kids + Horror Movies =
Funny ass commentary. the kids are watching 28 days later and some of the funny things said so far: Sibi: Um, are those people parts? Me: Yea. Sibi: COOL!!!! Then as the first zombie showed up: Luvy: I thought they were supposed to be slow... Me: I don't know i guess they're super zombies. Luvy: yeah they're running like nobodies business!!!!! hahahahah, i'm highly amused since i don't like this movie.

Kids...haha
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

Kids Say The Damndest Things...
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good scolding, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"

Kids
kids are so amazing... WHAT LOVE MEANS TO AGE 4 TO 8 YEAR OLD CHILDREN Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes. What does 'Love' mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does 'love' mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. ' Rebecca- age 8 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth. ' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other. ' Karl - age 5 'Love is when you go out to eat and

Kids Are Too Funny Sometimes.
Sibi starts Kindergarten tomorrow. I think it FINALLY hit her that she's going to school. She let out a roaring sobbing scene that could've won an award. Poor kid. lol. I tried my best to calm her down and tell her if she goes to school she can be smart. She had the best reply EVER: "BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Man I'm still laughing about that hahahahahaha! Birth Of The Anti Mother - Norma Jean

Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ______ ____________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you

Kids
what do you do with the kids when the kids leave the back door wide open and your most loved and deared dog runs out and jumps the fence. and your lucky enough to have neighbors that finds them and brings them back an hour later.

Kids On Fubar
So here I am bored on Fubar on a saturday afternoon. My 12 year old daughter is hogging the TV with the xbox and she refuses to go to the pool until later so she wont get burned. So here I am... flipping through peoples pics. Ok so next photo that pops up is obviously a 15 or 16 year old girl. I look at the comments below the pic. AND OMG! Now I would like to say I am pretty damn liberal. However its obvious this is a young teen. So here I am appalled and disgusted by what these guys are saying to her. Its upsetting to me because in a few years this could be my daughter. Where am I? The parent? Do I not care enough about her to monitor her online activities? Well I do care and it wont happen on my watch. Just sad to see those Dateline NBC shows meant nothing to apparently A BUNCH of men on here. One of the sickest parts is that one of the guys I saw leaving comments has been knocking on my Fubar door... good thing I don't always answer. SICKOS ALL OF THEM!

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When people have babies they need to get all they could learn when they starts from the top then go when they can start school then do something that's your suppose to do when u have two . Then they come home and always want to eat something because school don't usually have anything good toeat but then they will be there homework. Then get ready for dinner then they will have to clean up every thing afterward The End

Kids' Vote Announced (and, Yes, This Is Important!!)
Kids' Vote Announced Obama wins Scholastic News election poll By Jack Greenberg | October 14 , 2008It's official. At least for the kids! The Scholastic Presidential Election Poll results are in: Democratic nominee Senator Barack Obama won with 57 percent of the vote, to 39 percent for Republican nominee Senator John McCain.The poll was open to kids from grades 1 to 12 in Scholastic News and Junior Scholastic magazines. Almost 250,000 (a quarter of a million) kids voted by paper ballot or online at www.scholastic.com/news. The poll closed on October 10.Since 1940, the results of the student vote have mirrored the outcome of the general election all but twice: In 1948, kids voted for Thomas E. Dewey over Harry S. Truman. In 1960, more students voted for Richard M. Nixon than for John F. Kennedy. In 2000, a majority of student voters chose George W. Bush, mirroring the Electoral College result, but not the result of the popular vote.Obama and McCain weren't the only vote getters. Fo

Kids...
Alright, this was cute......... Yesterday afternoon, Lil' Man was sitting in the hallway with all his toys, just..makin' a mess and fully enjoying the new ginormous truck he just got. He drops something in his hand and decided to announce that he was NOT happy about it....by saying this... "SHIT!" (He's only 2 1/2, mind you so that word is NOT allowed to be heard from him for many years to come.) We all stopped and his mother quickly yelled to him "WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST SAID, MISTER!?" Without so much as skipping a beat he nonchalantly turned to her and responded.... "Poop, momma" All cute like and fully aware of just wtf he was doing, then goes back to playing like nothing had happened. He sent the house into a wave of laughter that everyone is still kinda giggling about. Little wiseass punk, we've taught him well.Just thought I'd share that with you all as well. Everyone could use a good laugh now and then. =) ~Gigglesnorts, ends paragraph~

Kids’ Prayers
MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #8295 Wings Over The Mountains of Life Kids’ Prayers 1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce 3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet 4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison 5. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene 6. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita 7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nancy 8. Dear God, I

Kids
So I am at a friends house and she is yelling at her kids to go in there room and clean them. But her words were " Clean this shit up".. I told her to calm down and stop yelling..a few minutes later her daughter walks in crying.. I asked her what was wrong and she said to me.." Mommy is going to be mad..I can't find any poop on my floor"..

Kids Say The Damndest Things
This is a cute one in my memory. When Stephanie was little she had a HUGE imagination. Actually she still does have a great imagination and that's made her pretty creative as she's grown up. So we're all eating at McDonalds, she's about 4 years old. And she clears a spot in front of her and starts laying her french fries in order, tallest to shortest. She sets them up and looks at me and says "Look! French-fry family! That's the Daddy fry.. That's the Mama fry.. That's the brother fry. That's the sister fry. That's the little sister fry!" I said something like "wow very good now it's time to eat and quit playing.". So she grabs the "Daddy fry" and chomps it in half, looks at me with those big grinning brown eyes and goes "I Ate His Butt!!!".

Kids Will Do The Darnest Things...
Good Morning. Kids say the darnest things or perhaps better said is kids try to do the darnest things…They will use a towel or a bedsheet to fly like superman, they will stick things in places that things are not meant to be stuck in. They will wash cats with a washing machine…Hmmm seems like a lot of these I have done…Ok where was I? Oh yeah they will get sick and then get you sick…they will per strange crawly things but not eat their green vegetables…They will ask those questions that need be asked at an older age…they will pass gas out loud in public and think it think it’s funny. They will basically push the envelope to the edge and back again, however these two It is a dream that has been shared by lovers across the centuries – the chance to elope to exotic lands. But few would have been as bold and spontaneous as six-year-old Mika and his five-year-old sweetheart Anna-Bell who, after mulling over their options in secret, packed their suitcases on New Year's Eve and set off from

Kids...
15 things kids know about the ocean, that you don't 1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6) 2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6) 3) - If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne, age 7) 4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 5) - A dolphin breaths through an as-hole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8) 6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I l

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Omg, well I babysat my cousins kids tonight, and oh man...let me tell you. It was a lot harder then I thought it was going to be. Things were going fine until her daughter with iron lungs started screaming! Thought my ears were going to bleed. But all in all it worked out fine, and everyone lived. :D Dont think I want any for awhile tho lol

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Kids Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices? Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay. After my next trip several weeks later, Karen and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back,

Kids Say The Darndest
my twins are playing madden football in the next room, and i can hear them saying the silliest stuff to each other. and i hear this "you cant catch me cus im the ginger bread man!" lmao just thought id share... that will be the high light of my day! lol

Kids
OK THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHANGE FROM MY NORMAL THOUGHTS, SO JUST BEAR WITH ME .. AS A PARENT OF THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN I CAME ACROSS SOME REAL BAD MOMENTS IN THE RAISING OF MY CHILRDEN. I HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT IS MY WORLD YET SHE IS SO STUCK ON HERSELF AT TIMES I DONT THINK SHE SEE'S THE WORLD FOR WHAT IT HAS TO OFFER SHE IS SO BRIGHT AND TALENTED YET SHE CANT FUCTION IN LIFE IF THINGS DO NOT GO HER WAY. IF HER LITTLE BOYFRIEND OF THAT DAY CAN NOT TALK TO HER ON THE PHONE OR GO WHERE SHE WANTS HIM TO GO TO SHE CAN SEE HIM OR TALK TO HIM. SHE DOESNT TAKE OTHER PEOPLES LIVES INTO CONCITERATION. ITS WHAT SHE WANTS WHEN SHE WANTS IT . I KNOW WHE HAVE ALL BEEN THERE DONE THAT AND YET I CANT SEEM TO MAKE HER UNDERSTAND . I AM AT A LOST WITH HER I AM A MAN NOT A MOTHER OR GRANDMOTHER I HAD NO SISTERS GROWING UP, YET I DO THE BEST I CAN TO BE THERE FOR HER TO TEACH HER THINGS I THINK SHE SHOULD KNOW . YET SHE DOES NOT LISTEN. WHY IS THAT . I KNOW I DONT KNOW WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A 13 YEAR OLD

Kids Are Quick
____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________________

The Kids Are Moving!!!
Yes it is time for me to have my home back to myself. My two failure to launch girls are finally moving out and sharing a home. Not mine. I will have the privacy to dress or not dress as I feel like. I can start dating again, I have so missed having this freedom for over 2 years now. That's right world I am a woman on the loose again.

Kids Say The Darndest Things
"MARRIAGE"...as explained by kids 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, a ge 8 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have somethin

Kids Today...
Honestly, WTF is wrong with parents today? Theres this little bastard in my backyard right now playing with my son and the damn kid has no fucking respect. My kids may act like little assholes to me somedays but I know that if they ever go to someone else's house that they are respectful and kind to them. Its ridiculous. The kid is about to get a major ass whopping from me.

Kids And Spirituality
Today my five-year-old talked to me abour her guardian angel. Now, you must understand... My household is not a religious one. I am currently in a spiritual limbo, and have been for quite some time. She attended a slightly Christian-based pre-school for a year about a year ago, but they didn't "teach" Christianity, beyond the Christian version of the Christmas and Easter stories. She told me that her guardian angel protects her. Where did she get this from? I have no idea. I asked her what her guardian angel's name is. She said that she thinks they have the same name as the person they protect. It just blows me away, because her exposure to things like this has been very limited. She attended church with her father for maybe a month last winter. I believe that he was attending under pressure from his family. It didn't last long. Both of her sisters attended a Christian-based pre-school for at least two years, but they don't talk about spirituality much with each other. I

Kids And The Kobayashi Maru
Our family made Tuesday’s newspaper! Monday to a light rain my daughter Sarah, my son Jeffrey, their aunt Mary (who’s only referred to as “their aunt” in the newspaper article), and I went out from our house at eight in the morning to Veterans Memorial Walkway, a former bridge across the street from us where a few dozen people had assembled for the display of the color guard and the strewing of the flowers. Sarah’s grandmother, my mother-in-law Sharon, is the Disabled American Veterans Auxiliary commander this year and she strew the rose petals in the river and later laid the wreath at Rosehill Cemetery. That’s when the photographer snapped the photo of Sarah accompanying this entry. The caption: “Sarah [her last name] twirls her umbrella.” Mary’s in the jeans and jacket to her left and that’s me in the slacks behind her. Martha had to work at WalMart Monday morning, so she didn’t get home to see us until the after

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ok i thought this was strictly a problem for women when it came to them finding guys. i think i have found the only city in the world where if youre a guy and you have kids that live with you the women treat you like you have the god damn hiv. what a great time we live in where ppl (guys and girls alike) treat ppl like they are losers cause they chose to have a fulfilled life by having children. i think that it is high time that these shallow fucks be put in thier place whos with me??

Kids Say And Do Wonderful Things
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year - old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess"We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Gra

Kids And "mixed" Families...
So, I'm wondering if any of you have experience with Mixed families - if not, maybe some of you are parents of children in "broken" homes....and that might be enough experience to help me figure out something. As most of you know (and maybe some of you don't) I am a single mom of two kids. That in an of itself comes with a host of issues and problems but that is something for another blog. I've started dating a guy that I've known for years. The relationship is pretty darn good. A realistic one if you know what I mean. I don't believe him to be a knight in shinning armor come to sweep me off my feet. He's someone that I love being with, that I connect with and that I can talk to...normally... The issue is this - he is seperated and going through a divorce. His "wife" left and moved in with a boyfriend (also not the subject of the blog shh :P ) He has a 9 year old daughter who he is considering at least fighting to have joint custody of. Obviously, I have no issue with this (

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Yup another one of my raves. The other day I went to repo a computer. The people knew I was coming and when we came into the home They was still on the puter.... Thats not the bad part... They was trying to make their last bet on an online casino... That is not the bad part... One kids had shit running out of his diaper. The other was naked on the couch. Both were begging the (two) parents that were their to cook them food... OMG They asked me if I would give them the computer back when they got caught up on their payments... I told them yes, after childrens services takes your kids from ya... I was told to GO F*** myself and I left What da hell is wrong with people?

Kids Are Quick
K ids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. > MARIA: Here it is. > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? > CLASS: Maria. > ____________________________________ > > TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. > __________________________________________ > > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' > GLENN: K-R-O-K-

Kid Syn Has Auto's On & Hh Tonight @ 8pm
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“One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”

Kids And Sex, Or Lack There Of...
Kids are a trump card arent they? I had my "friend" come over tonight, she dropped her kids off at a relatives house and was free for the evening. after receiving texts about how she needed some... and weve been, "dating" for months, but since i work offshore its been as many "dates" as i can count on both hands, no pun intended! anyways Im online agian cuz her teenaged son was getting off work and his ride stranded him. So obviously she goes get him, and IF she had not I wouldnt be seeing her again anyway, so Im pleased by her decision. I know weve all know those chics that would be whores about it... anyways Ive had MY sons at my house since the day i got home from the boat. And wouldnt you know...they saw DAD had company and started singing "daddy has a girlfriend" all thru the damned house... funny! and they were being CRAZY... and UP MY ARSE! well you know kids... they were not in thier normal routine at all... one extra variable and everything goes out the window lol we

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Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!' LMAO

Kids
i am a mother of 3 wonderful kids and they cant see there dad bc of some stuff that is going on, i feel like i am being not hard enough but yet ppl are telling me i am being to hard and that he will not go for it. i have it so he can see the kids every weekend till i start work then when i am at work and no weekends and we split the holidays but he has to write down if they got in trouble and if they got hurt or sick and stuff like that so my question to everyone is should i change it to everyother weekend or leave it?

Kids Program Gets A Dose Of Nudity
You’re watching a children’s program with your kid when the pictures turns to some nude people talking dirty. Can you imagine what you would think? Time Warner in North Carolina accidentally broadcasts some adult fair on the kiddy channel. The good news is the problem is fixed. Click for more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/16/time-warner-playboy-channel-kids-show/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fentertainment+%2528Text+-+Entertainment%2529 BlastFM only broadcasts great sounds. No oohs or aahs. Just get music. Listen for yourself. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Kids These Days
Was so close but pummelling some little punk in to the gravel today, I mean || this close. Was out playing football, these guys join in sometimes even though we hate them. They're these 15, 16 year old gangsta wannabes with their jeans around their kneecaps, the lingo and such like. Anyways, to the point, the little shit came in and nearly fly-kicked me in the head when he shouldn't have been in the goal area to start with (as per the rules we play). Needless to say I swore at the little knob and he tried his little tough guy routine with all his friends around. I was struggling to stop myself grabbing his throat and just squeezing. I hate kids.

Kids
my son came in for Exodus from the Army for Christmas and im very sad he leaves today and did not spend 1 day alone with me or any of his family. The girlfriend made sure that didnt happen so im having a bad day

Kids Say The Damnedest Things
My youngest who is 11 was at the Mexican restaurant the other night. When the waitress came to take our order she was speaking in Spanish to which my daughter replied "I don't speak Taco Bell". I almost died. I guess the old saying is true.......the only honest people in the world are dunks and kids

Kid's North Face Jackets Outlet
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Kids Ugg Boots
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Kids Shouldnt Have To Suffer
The people who are close to me on here already know whats going on with my goddaughter so I don't plan on going into details of her condition anymore, but she has to head back to the hospital for what the doctors are saying will be an extended period of time. Her body is not taking the chemo very well. She is weak, very weak. The poor girl is all skin and bones and has no desire to even try to eat. The course of action at this point is to start over and try a different approach to treating this. Why do children have to suffer? Why do we have to stand around helpless and watch? I would give anything...ANYTHING...to trade places with her at this point. I love you princess, please stay strong for all of us

Kids
I have notice I am going grey alot lately..and I had to color my hair. I have found the problem. My youngest. He has had after school detention twice in a 2 week period now. First time was from mocking the teacher. He thought he was being cute. ..she didn't. Then today I get a call from his math teacher. She said he wrote a dirty letter. She had him read it to me. When he got on the phone he was crying so hard..and begging me to be able to spell it out..instead of read it. I told him teacher wanted him to read it to me..so sobbing.. he says"my dicks bigger than a tree..your dicks as big as someone whos three" This came from my 11 yr old. The thing with him is, when he gets in trouble its over funny shyt..and its so hard not to laugh. Just made me wonder what his teacher thought when she seen the letter. Actually he threw it away..and the kid told on my son about what he wrote..and teacher pulled it out of the trash. The other kid also got detention but it was lunch

Kids And A Disease
I was always wandering what the child with the cancer was really thinking. Until one day realizing that i owned a damn clinic for the kids. So i asked my head nurse what she thought about me talkin to some of them about how they felt. she said its knowledge you seek so i see no harm. I did this for about 2 weeks, and to my surprise my question was answered. Ya the children hurt more, BUT not for the reasons you might think. They hurt more not because they had cancer but because they saw the pain it caused in there loved ones and what they were going threw. It was amazing to see the courage these kids have and that they no what is happening to them and yet they still think of the ones they luv first. Im impressed and im so very glad i do what i do for them because of that. I'll always be a chef, but doing this as a past time is my most rewarding feet in life. So to my kids at the clinic i luv you, and may the angels of life look upon you.

Kids Visiting Disney World To Be Tracked By “magical” Rfid Wristbands
Theme park prepares children for very real police stateSteve WatsonInfowars.comJan 9, 2013 NBC reports that Disney World In Orlando, “The Most Magical Place On Earth”, is to implement wireless-RFID tracking wristbands for visitors, enabling theme park officials to collect information such as purchasing and riding patterns as well as location data. Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The report notes that the wristbands will be linked to customers’ names and credit-card information, and will function as room keys and park entry passes. The Orwellian technology has been imaginatively packaged as “MyMagic+” – for the kids of course. The New York Times suggested in a report on the development that Disney characters roaming the park could use the information transmitted by the wristbands to greet visiting children by name, and even wish them happy birthday if it was their birthday. As NBC notes: Some

Kids' Or Parents'? Whose Fault Is It?
As parents, you should immediately think to yourselves, when reading this title, "Our fault? Are you nuts?" And kids will mentally respond with "Of course it is, it isn't mine." But you're wrong. Both of you. And you're right at the same time.Think of the following situation, taken from http://everything2.com/title/Two+letters On October 14, 1964, after being deposed by his rivals at a Central Committee meeting, primarily for being an "international embarassment," Nikita Khrushchev, who until only moments earlier was the First Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, sat down in his office and wrote two letters. Later, his successor, Leonid Brezhnev, upon taking office found the two letters and a note Khrushchev had attached: "To my successor: When you find yourself in a hopeless situation which you cannot escape, open the first letter, and it will save you. Later, when you again find yourself in a hopeless situation from which you cannot escape, o

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MY KIDS ARE EVERYTHING I LIVE FOR ... THEY GIVE HOPE AND DREAMS .......... MY KIDS ARE THE ONE I WALK HEAVEN AND EARTH AND HELL AND BACK FOR ......... EACH TIME THEY WALK OUT THE DOOR MY FEARS COME OVER ME ..... MY KIDS ARE MY ROCK AND MY WORLD THAT I HOPE SOME DAY THEY WILL GROW BE WHAT THEY WANT BE ..... LOVE THEY HAVE FOR ME WILL NEVER DIE AND THEY ARE THE ONE I WILL ALWAYS BE LOVE TIL I DIE ......... MY KIDS WILL BE THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE......

Kids On Cam
Kids on Cam in Excito Diabolus (Not Allowed for the Following Reasons) I'm Pretty sure that Everybody enjoys seeing their friends' kids on cam, giggling, acting goofy, and smacking their parents in the back of their heads with toys. I know that i enjoy it. However, Fubar TOS apparently is against it, so as much as i hate to say it, i have to enforce that rule so that Excito Diabolus doesn't get deleted. Again, I'd like to say that it is not My Wish to keep kids off of the cams, it is only My Wish to keep Excito Diabolus up and running. I'm not saying to avoid getting on cam when your kids are around or to keep your kids out of the room. It could be as simple as pointing the cam at an angle so that the kids are too short to be seen. Or at an angle so that you are the only thing between the cam and the wall, maybe. So, if someone in the lounge tells you that you shouldn't have your kids on the cam with you, they are not doing it to be an asshole to you, they are doing

Kids Count Numbers Game (math)
Play 6 different preschool learning games with this single math app. ★★★ Runs on Tablets 7" and 10" tablets too ★★★ Hello Children! Check this elementary game for children and schools by Classteacher Learning Systems. HOW DOES THIS ANDROID EDUCATION APP HELP THE PARENTS AND TODDLERS ? This app contains a collection of six number games for preschoolers that will teach them everything about 1-10 numbers: counting, writing numbers, the greater/smaller concept, find the missing number, and connect the dots. This maths education app is designed for preschoolers with beautiful graphics and amusing sounds.They can play with this elementary edu game without any help. Not only this, Kids will also learn basis skills in a fun way. WHAT SKILLS THE KIDS WOULD LEARN FROM THIS ELEMENTARY GAME? ★★ Learn Counting ★★ For learning the mathematical number concepts, it is important to learn counting and be able to relate to your environment

Kids Racing Math Game (free)
Description The quicker the answers, ★★★★★ the faster the car runs. ★★★★★ Hey Children! Learn maths with this car racing game designed specially for kids. Racing excites and thrills. With your customized car you can race with the machine and can check how fast you are with multiplication concept. Playing the game will add value to your learning. Cheers! Treat yourself with thrilling car racing and have fun with multiplication tables. This is an extremely engaging application for kids to practice multiplication while having fun. ★★★★★ HOW TO PLAY ★★★★★ Step 1- Children needs to select the color of the car and start playing.Step 2- The child needs to answer the questions asked on top of the screen by tapping on the correct option to increase the speed of the car. Also kids need to refill the fuel tank using the fuel bonus from time to time.The visual

Kid Thrown Off Bridge????
Not sure how many of you keep up on the news, but if you do watch some or at least try to keep up, have you heard about the Father from Alabama that threw his kids off a bridge!?!? 3 yrs ol to i think they said 6 mnths old. But He has changed his story like 6 times and they havnt found the kids at all yet. I guess he had a drug problem and maybe traded his kids for drugs. They said he was fighting with his wife about his Gf when he took the kids, Why the hell didnt she stop him!?!?! Excuse me!!!! CHILDREN INVOLVED!!! what is wrong with these people!!!????

Kid Valetines Contest Need People!
~~Valetines SweetHeart contest ~~ I am looking for kid pics for my Valetines contest! Want to enter send me your link in my inbox and i will add your little sweetheart into my contest! 1st Kid is..... with 1 comments most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! Contest will open on 2/9 thur 2/14 So hurry up and get the pics in to me. Winners will win 2 prizes each. Thanks Maria Click on the pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest 2/1 Thur 2/8
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/1 thur 2/8 comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/1 thur 2/8 comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest!
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/1 thur 2/8 comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest Now Open!
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/8 thur 2/14 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 1 comment 2nd kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comments comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ Still time to enter my Kid With Pet Contest!! I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/6 thur 2/12 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 377 comments 2nd kid is...... with 4 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comment comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest Ends The 12th
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ Still time to enter my Kid With Pet Contest!! I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/6 thur 2/12 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 700 comments 2nd kid is...... with 123 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comment comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Updated
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ Still time to enter my Kid With Pet Contest!! I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/6 thur 2/12 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 1111 comments 2nd kid is...... with 139 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comment comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest
~ Kid with a Pet Contest ~ Still time to enter my Kid With Pet Contest!! I'm going to open a kid with a pet contest part 2 cause part one was so much fun....lol so it will run from 2/6 thur 2/12 winners win vip gift and a vic gift both everyone in the contest wins something ! 1st kid is...... with 1455 comments 2nd kid is...... with 200 comments 3rd kid is..... with 1 comment comments + rates = total send me ur pic link to my inbox and i will add you in! you can also comment bomb your pic too! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA Will Be Back On Monday..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest Is Closed Winners Are.....
~~ Winners of the Kid With Pet Contest are...... ~~ 1st place is...... 1st kid is...... Wins Platinum Cherry and Shot of Jagermeister and Trophy with 1706 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins Men's Bracelet and Trophy with 283 comments 3rd place is...... Wins Flashing Hearts Trophy with 1 comment

Kid With Pet Contest
~~ Kid with pet contest ~~ I need kids with pet pics for my contest! Most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! 2 gifts each winner! Send me ur pic to my inbox and i will add you in the contest! Contest will start 3/7 thur 3/14 Thanks Maria click pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria ~*~ Owner of Angel Family Hangout~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest
~~ Kid with pet contest ~~ I need kids with pet pics for my contest! Most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments 2 gifts each winner! Send me ur pic to my inbox and i will add you in the contest! Contest will start 3/9 thur 3/16 Thanks Maria click pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria ~*~ Owner of Angel Family Hangout~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest Now Open
~~ Kid with pet contest ~~ I need kids with pet pics for my contest! Most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... /cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&i=3945380096" target=_blank> with 1 comment 2 gifts each winner! Send me ur pic to my inbox and i will add you in the contest! Contest will start 3/9 thur 3/16 Thanks Maria click pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria ~*~ Owner of Angel Family Hangout~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest!
~~ Kid with pet contest ~~ I need kids with pet pics for my contest! Most comments wins! you can comment bomb ur own pic! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments 3rd Kid is...... /cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=144590&i=3945380096" target=_blank> with 1 comment 5th Kid is...... with 1 comment 2 gifts each winner! Send me ur pic to my inbox and i will add you in the contest! Contest will start 3/9 thur 3/16 Thanks Maria click pic to enter contest! ~*~Maria ~*~ Owner of Angel Family Hangout~*~And ~*~Angel Family Founder ~*~@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest!
~~ Kid with Pet Contest ~~ 1st Kid is...... with 4413 comments 2nd Kid is..... with 114 comments 3rd kid is...... with 6 comments 4th kid is...... with 1 comment 5th kid is...... with 1 comments You can comment bomb ur own pic! Maria

Kid With Pet Contest !
~ Kid with Pet contest! ~ I need 10 or more kids for my contest! Comments + rates = total Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! 2 Gifts for each winner! Want to join tell me and i'll rip ur pic or send me link in my messages! Contest will start 5/23 thur 5/30 Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Kid With Pet Contest Needs Kids
~ Kid with Pet contest! ~ I need 10 or more kids for my contest! Comments + rates = total 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! 2 Gifts for each winner! Want to join tell me and i'll rip ur pic or send me link in my messages! Contest will start 5/23 thur 5/30 Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

~ Kid With Pet Contest! ~ Now Open Come And Vote!
~ Kid with Pet contest! ~ I need 10 or more kids for my contest! Comments + rates = total 1st Kid is...... with 230 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 10 comments! 3rd Kid is....... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! 2 Gifts for each winner! Want to join tell me and i'll rip ur pic or send me link in my messages! Contest will start 5/24 thur 5/31 Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

~ Kid With Pet Contest! ~ Score Updates!
~ Kid with Pet contest! ~ I need 10 or more kids for my contest! Comments + rates = total 1st Kid is...... with 849 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 597 comments! 3rd Kid is....... with 43 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! 2 Gifts for each winner! Want to join tell me and i'll rip ur pic or send me link in my messages! Contest will start 5/24 thur 5/31 Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

~ Kid With Pet Contest! ~
~ Kid with Pet contest! ~ I need 10 or more kids for my contest! Comments + rates = total 1st Kid is...... with 849 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 597 comments! 3rd Kid is....... with 43 comments! 4th Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! 2 Gifts for each winner! Want to join tell me and i'll rip ur pic or send me link in my messages! Contest will start 5/24 thur 5/31 Thanks Maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

The Kid Who's Not Mine
For the last two and a half months, I have had a random teenage boy staying at my house with his dog. His father had to get some work because they were just made homeless, and so he took a job on a line boat for a month. I said I could take care of the kid and dog, it was still summer after all, but when it was time for dad to come home, he didn't. He hadn't called in over a month, so I called to get help. The person I called got the state involved, and it looked like I might become the kids foster parent. Today was the meeting with all involved parties and he will be going to Arizona to live with his mom, in a somewhat dubious siuation. The dad showed up at the meeting and laid the blame on everybody else. I've been waiting for the solution for this problem, but find myself a bit sad to see the kid go. It has been extremely difficult, and I'm glad that his mom is happy to take him, but I'm still worried for him. The feelings of being not wanted have got to be killing him, and I just h

The Kid Without A Name
The Kid without a Name By: April Terry 2002 I see you all around, We even talk sometimes, But I don’t even know your name. You are the kid without a name. I talk about you all the time, And you’re even in my dreams, Sometimes we even play games, But you are still the kid without a name. When we were young, We lived next door, And we were the best of friends, But even then you were the kid without a name. Every night I pray for you. Hoping soon I will know your name, And everyday my pray goes unanswered, Because you are the kid without a name. Now were getting older, And sometimes we still talk, I still wish I knew your name So you wouldn’t be the kid without a name. Now were very old, And can barely talk, Let alone walk around, And even now you are the kid without a face. Last night I heard that you had died, I felt so bad because I didn’t know your name, I cried as I realized how much I love you, The kid without a name. You were my world,

Kid With Pet Contest Starts Tommorrow Morning!!
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/22 thur 10/29 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid With Pet Contest!
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/23 thur 10/30 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid With Pet Contest !
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/25 thur 10/30 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid With Pet Contest !
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/25 thur 10/30 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid With Pet Contest I Need 2 More Kids Plz!
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/28 thur 11/03 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid With Pet Contest Now Open!
Kid with Pet contest! I need kids with pets pics for this! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/28 thur 11/03 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Kid Wisdom
When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer. Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. Stay away from prunes. Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone.

Kidz Say The Funniest Things
my kidz say the darnest things sometimes they crack me up. i will add to my blog when they say more things here are a couple i am sharing. my middle girl Amerra wanted to be bus monitor so the bus driver picked her to do this job. she was so proud of herself, for a whole day she carried her little book around the next day i asked her where heer book was (note this job was supposed to be for 1 week) anyway i asked her she then stated, "i got fired." i asked her why? she then stated' i was stinkin bad at it." had me rollin for a while. then at my house we were talking about stranger danger, and the use of code words. my oldest said i will asked the stranger if they know the secret code, i asked her what if they don't? she replied "then we will scramble off like a couple of eggs." Courtesy of MsTags.com

Kidz
Happy Girls wake up in the morning and they wanna play. Not a worry in their mind, no place they can't shine. My happy girls I work so hard to to see their smiles. To give them what they want and forget what they don't got so life to them is just another sunny day. And all the sweat and pain is worth every step I gain to see my girls happy again and again...

!!*kiefer Support Line*!!
We are going to start a petition/support line for Kiefer. This will basically act like a petition but it's going to show how many people are actually behind Kiefer and supporting him through this. Cause, quite frankly, with all the shit that's going on with the press and everything. The guy needs to know that there are people out there who care about him and are supporting him 100 PERCENT! So here's the idea. You guys have up until the 14th October to give me as many names of people that are behind him on this. Add the names to this thread and I will create the list that I'll send off to Ironworks with a small message about what we're doing. (I by no means excuse him for what he did, but none-the-less, I DO SUPPORT HIM!!!) We just want to show Kiefer how much we love him and that we ARE completely with him on this. He should know that he has us for support as well as friends and family. So, if you guys can just go spread the word wherever possible. Myspace, Facebook wher

Kielbasa Sausage
[sung] I love ya baby but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now get it on! I see you walkin', but all I can think about is Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm. I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. Now I've been set loose-ah, I'm shooting my juice-ah, Right in your caboose. Now fuckin' get it on! Now get it on. Get it on! Dianetics cure ya much better than Krishna, Dianetics cure ya much better indeed, And all you people here you're tremendous, (Except the people in the middle), And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed With me, me and KG. All right! Oh yeah, All right! Oh my God! All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah), C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer), When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair, You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka, You know what time it is? T

Kiersten
This blog is for Kiersten Sanchez...because bulletins disappear way to quick...You will be sadly missed... You see Kiersten was taken from this world by her abusive father...He caved her skull in...She is one of my friends...She is on my Cherry Tap Friends Page...Please would you guys pay your respects...

Kierkegaard
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. Soren Kierkegaard At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference. Soren Kierkegaard Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself. Soren Kierkegaard Concepts, like individuals, have their histories and are just as incapable of withstanding the ravages of time as are individuals. But in and through all this they retain a kind of homesickness for the scenes of their childhood. Soren Kierkegaard Don't forget to love yourself. Soren Kierkegaard During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. Soren Kierkegaard Father in Heaven! When the thought of thee wakes in our hearts let it not awaken like a frightened bird that flies about in dismay, but like a child waking from its sleep with a heavenly smile. Soren Kierkegaard God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints o

~kiernan's Tribute~
"Penso che una vita per la musica sia una vita spesa bene ed e a questo che mi sono dedicato." "I think a life in music is a life beautifully spent and this is what I have devoted my life to." -Luciano Pavarotti That night in 1972, at the New York Met, I remember it well. Sitting in a box owned by my dear friend Connor, I watched the effortless grace of then relative newcomer Luciano Pavarotti as he performed La Fille Du Regiment. The song flowed from his lips like sweet wine, carrying over the opera house in waves of heavenly spendor, the passion on his face mirroring the passion he had for the music and for the piece itself- it was then I knew I was watching a prodigy unlike the world had ever seen. And what issued from Pavarotti's very being during that performance proved that statement I made to Connor, who had simply chuckled at the over exuberance I was so prone to when it came to music. The first high C was expected- every good tenor worth his salt can hit at

Kierkegaard, Soren
Soren Kierkegaard On the Dedication to "That Single Individual" [Note 1] Translated by Charles K. Bellinger My dear, accept this dedication; it is given over, as it were, blindfolded, but therefore undisturbed by any consideration, in sincerity. Who you are, I know not; where you are, I know not; what your name is, I know not. Yet you are my hope, my joy, my pride, and my unknown honor. It comforts me, that the right occasion is now there for you; which I have honestly intended during my labor and in my labor. For if it were possible that reading what I write became worldly custom, or even to give oneself out as having read it, in the hope of thereby winning something in the world, that then would not be the right occasion, since, on the contrary, misunderstanding would have triumphed, and it would have also deceived me, if I had not striven to prevent such a thing from happening. This, in part, is a possible change in me, something I even wish for, basically a mood of soul and

Kie's Fubar Fanatic Hour
Just to let Family and Friends know i will soon have my own on line music hour. My nephew Dkun81 is starting hes own online radio station and hes giving hes favorite auntie her own hour. So ill be looking for music to fill up that hour going to try to have as much of a variety of music on my hour as i can. If you have any suggestions please leave them in a private message to me so i can take a listen and try to get them added to my hour. Were still working the kinks out of it but hope to launch it in a week or so. Once he has i will post the stations online address on here so those who would like to can give it a listen. I may also be able to add some pictures to it so if you have any personal pics that arnt nsfw pics you want me to consider send me the link and ill take a look those pics i can use will get mentioned on my hour. Much love to all and Rock On! KIE

Kieyahs Big Day
So today was Kid shares christmas party. So my boyfriend and I got the kids ready got on the school bus that they had to pick people up. We got there made a craft. Tristen just loves to make things. So my daughter asked her dad for some milk. He gets up to pick up a small carton on milk when the thing moos. She won custom skins, which are face plates for like a cell phone or PSP. Now you all have to remember my daughters only 21 months. I think its the coolest thing ever. I dont really think she cares but I think its great. I am going to add a pic of her and the winning carton. I just wanted to share my great day with you all. Have a great day.

Kieyahs Day
Last night I decided that today after I dropped of Tristen at preschool that I would take Kieyah swimming at the YMCA in the big pool. Yesterday I went out bought her little swimmers (these diapers for the pool) and a over coat for her bathing suite. This morning I got up got both kids ready. Took the bus to the YMCA. Kieyah got her membership card her very own membership card. We dropped Tristen off. Then Kieyah and I went swimming. It took me 10 minute for her to let me put her in the water all the way. Then we found that big blue floating thing and she sat of that and moved around the pool. Played with her ball and splashed around. She had a great time. Trying to get her out of the pool was so hard. She didnt want to get out. We swam from 9am-11am but she had fun. This was her first time in a big big pool like that. She has never been in a lake just the little pool we have here. I am hoping to take her out to the YMCA next week for another morning of swimming. Please feel free to ch

Kieyah's Second Birthday
So tomorrow is my daughter second birthday. We are having a big party for her. Theme is disney princess. Shes got friends coming from playgroups and from swimming. We went out and bought her a disney princess birthday cake. I have to pick it up later today because tomorrow morning I want have time have to much other things to do. Her party starts at 11am-2pm its going to be a fast three hours I know that. We bought her a dvd, a princess dvd game, dora shoes, dora outfit and a big disney princess kitchen. I will for sure add some pics tomorrow of her birthday party and the gifts that she gets. I still cant believe that tomorrow shes going to be 2, its crazy. So for those of my friends that I talk to each day if I am not around tomorrow till late its because of the party and all the cleaning I will have to do after. Please feel free to leave a comment or birthday wish if you like. Have a great weekend all and keep a look out tomorrow for a blog on how the birthday party goes. Take care a

Kieyahs Birthday Party
Well today was Kieyahs 2end birthday. We had a party for her. She had her friend/boyfriend Joshua from swimming come, hes 10 months & to cute. There was 7 kids two left before the cake. So there wasnt all that many people & thats okay with me. I find if theres to many people then its hard to move around. The only one Kieyah really cared to play with was Joshua. We met him & his mom Cindy during swimming on Wednesday. Last time we where swimming was on March 8th I figured why not invite him the worst that can come out of it is they say no. His parents where so happy it was his first birthday party invitation. They got Kieyah balloons she seemed to want to play with them more then open her gifts. Cindy said she felt bad for not getting Kieyah something big, I told her it doesnt matter what you get her as long as you show up. Like I said before she liked the balloons more then anything else. So all in all the birthday party went great. Jeremy Crow made Kieyah the best birthday card

The Kigs Of Fubar List Is Here To See
THE KING OF FUBAR ARE COMING DOWN THE RED CARPET! SHOW STOPPER AND THE SEXIEST MEN ONLINE BAR! HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS FOR THE 30TH AT 7 PM...................! AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR_ Music Video:BRING EM OUT (by T.I.)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone CONTESTANT # 1 CONTESTANT # 2 CONTESTANT # 3 CONTESTANT # 4

Kiiiissss Disease....licky
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise. Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme! what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away! Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

A Kiki Way Or Two
Challenge the world to a match of unfair proportions. Take it down and be an anarchist. Burn down the buildings of the people who have hurt you...Make sure they are inside. Drive like a hot dawg and get home to the one you love....But dont die in the process. Everything happens in organized reasons...things we wrote before we got here...Shake it off. You are doing exactly what u are supposed to be. Share your views and quotes with people, it may enlighten them. Fighting for peace is like fuckin for Chastity, so just let the world wallow in chaos. Love everything to death, but try not to over water it. Misery is the short route to logical healing. Never limit urself....Take the ball and run...doesnt matter how many brutes you have to run through...in the end u will always have the ball. Keep ur chest up...use the power....with beauty and power u can own the universe as it will bow to you. Its ok to be broken....you dont need those pieces anywayz :P A rea

Kiki Dimoula -- The Plural (not Happy With The Translation)
Saturday, March 9, 2013 [Untitled] I respect, Needthat it was you that created the world as a continuumfirst "give me", then "I don't have". But love no, not you, Needlove was created by deathout of a wild curiosityto graspwhat life is.---------------------------------------------Personal notes: This poem was published as part of the collection 'The finder's fee' (2010). Dimoula addresses 'need', which she personifies (hence the capital N). She acknowledges that humans act mainly driven by their needs, and that human relationships are driven by an exchange of needs. The third line suggest that possession and denial/deprival can be important elements of a world driven by need. However, the poet does not believe that love is mainly driven by need, although one would expect it to be. Instead, Dimoula believes that love is the creation of death. Since love is created by something that demands an end, it is in its nature doomed to be finite. This statement, that love is death's manifestat

Kiki Dimoula Again -- Exercises For Weight Loss In No Time At All
Exercises for Weight Loss in No Time at All Lie down. On something hard.At first your leisure vertebrae may hurtbut gradually, painlessly, immobilitystraightens its back till it stands there like a cypress. Now compress your bad habitsinto one rigid line.Rest your hands on your chestlike the makeshift wings of a provisional angel.Do not shift position.The supine rows best. Don’t be afraid. Fear makes you fat,it contains hunger.Don’t chew on sensations. Too many calories.They cause the fat of deprivations. Close your eyes, pleaseno dubious chinksno lollipops of light.They emit ultraviolet nostalgia. Fully exhale, hold stilldon’t breathe, don’t breathelest only half the ferrymanappear on the X-ray. Let yourself slide down sleep.You just relax, I’ll playyour mother’s lullaby on tapehush little baby hushlike it or not I say. Weigh yourself. Please hold still:nested inside your body a scale awaits.

Kiki #3 -- The Alibi
THE ALIBI Whenever I come to visit youonly the time that’s intervenedfrom one visit to the next has changed.As for the rest, as alwaysfrom my eyes runs a riveryour engraved name blurred – godfather to the little hyphenbetween the two datesso people won’t think the lengthof your life died unbaptised.Next I clean the flowers’withered droppings addingsome red earth where black had been laidand finally I change the glass in the oil-lampfor another a clean one I bring.As soon as I get homeI diligently wash the dirty onedisinfecting it with chlorineand the caustic foam of disgust I emit as I shake vigorously.Always with gloves and keeping my bodywell away from the tiny basinso the dead water won’t splash me.With strong aversion’s wire wool I scourthe ingrained grease on the glass’ rimand on the palate of the doused flamewhile rage crushes the illicit strollof a snail, trespasserin the neighbouring stillness.I rinse it then rinse with scalding furya

Kilala
I awoke to a beauty. Before I had never seen. I wonder if she smiles. Or in her day she will think of me. She is now in my thoughts. And will be on my mind. I hope in this beauty. A new friend I may find. My hand outstreched. Come please walk beside my friend. And I will walk with you. Until my lifes journey ends.

Kilala
Even though she has hidden from me,For her I still look to find.To see her as a friend,Has stayed long on my mind. She still runs,but not so far away,Soon she'll know,I am a friend.Then maybe the run and chase,Would finally come to an end. To this one,so elusive,Dodging my grasp.Only one thing I want,Your friendship I ask.

Killing Time...
Turn on the lights, make me a tapestry, go start a fire, get close to the gasoline... i followed you to the deep end, i was helpless but still you pulled me in... Now i'm caught in the tide!!! lost! and the odds are bending way, it concerns, some never learn!!!!! She lacerated me! exposing me piece by piece; she saw a weakness in me, and used it against me!!! (she lacerated me!) she lacerated me..... Turn on the lights, make me a porcilean doll, whisper your secrets, can't get to your truth at all... i reached out again and again, i can never believe you'd do me in... Now i'm caught in the tide!!! lost! and the odds are bending way, it concerns, some never learn!!!!! She lacerated me! exposing me piece by piece; she saw a weakness in me, and used it against me!!! she lacerated me! and now i don't know where to go... she lacerated me!..... YEAH!....... yeeeaaaaah, she lacerated me! and now i don't know where to go, she saw a weakness in me (release me from my machine!!!) she lacerated

Killing Time..... Pt. 2
I am so high, I can hear Heaven; I am so high, I can hear Heaven; whoa, but Heaven, no Heaven don't hear meee..... And they say that a hero can save us, i'm not gonna stand here and wait; I hold on to the wings of the eagles, watch as they all fly awaaay..... Someone told me, love would all save us, but how can that be? Look what love gave us: a world full of killing, and blood spilling, that world never came..... And they say that a hero can save us, i'm not gonna stand here and wait; I hold on to the wings of the eagles, watch as they all fly awaaay..... AAAAHHHHHH ahhh....... Now that the world isn't ending, it's love that i'm sending to you... it isn't the love of a hero, and that's why I fear it won't dooo..... And they say that a hero can save us, i'm gonna stand here and wait; i'll hold onto the wings of the eagles, watch as we all fly away... and they're watching us (watching us), watching us (watching us), as we all fly away; and they're watching us (they're watching us) they'

Killing Time....... Pt. 3
What's the worst that can happen to me? they could say that it's all in my head... well, how bout the truth instead of all these lies?!? (don't try to make me stay), you think you got a foot in the door, but you got a foot in the grave! (I'm hating Hollywood!) I was wasting away, just waiting for the phone to ring (I'm hating Hollywood!) soon, I became a country star, with a suicide ending!..... Let's say we're better off, leave it alone; cuz when all is said and done, who would consider the song? to bet i would lose this chance to be ready to go (don't try to make me stay), you think you got a foot in the door, but you got a foot in the grave! (I'm hating Hollywood!) I was wasting away, just waiting for the phone to ring (I'm hating Hollywood!) soon, I became a country star, with a suicide ending! (I'm hating Hollywood!)..... I'm hating Hollywood... I'm hating Hollywood... mmm, I'm hating Hollywood!... hmmm, I'm hating Hollywood!!!....... I was wasting away, just waiting for the ph

Killing Time.......... Pt. 4
Lonely, in this white room, there are pads everywhere; chaffing, straightjacket, won't die in there... Save me!, smiling Jesus (get off that Cross); hate me!, screamed masses (I don't care if i'm lost)..... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell that you're trendsetters (I don't care if you are!) Lowly, with my head down, there are rats everywhere; feed me, bread and water, I won't die in there... Save me, smiling Jesus! (get off that Cross); hate me, screamed masses (I don't care if i'm lost)..... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell me that you're trendsetters (I don't care if you are!) Say you will, take my pills; say you will, fake and ill!....... Don't tell me that you're all better (I don't care if you are!) don't tell me that you're bedwetters (I don't care if you are!)... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH..... Say you will, take my pills, say you will, fake and ill; say you will, take my pills, say you will, fake and

Killing Time.......... Pt. 5
I met a girl who hated the world, she used her body to sell her soul; every town, they'd break her and pay, tear out heart and leave her in pain! I never found out how she survived, all of the sadness she kept inside; I never found out how she could lie, with a smile on her face and scratches she'd hide... You could love her, if you paid, you could have her everyday; you could love her, if you prayed, you could have her every way..... Down on her knees, she wept on the floor; this hopeless life, she'd want it no more... dead in her mind and cold to the bone, she opened her eyes and saw she was alone! She never found out how much I tried, all of the sadness she kept made me blind; she never found out how much I cried, the rope so tight on the night that she died... You could love her, if you paid, you could have her everyday; you could love her, if you prayed, you could have her every way..... I never found out how she survived, a life lived in lies is a life of denial; I never found

Killing Time... Pt. 6
Well, I work all day and fight all night, with my girl who I treat right, maybe just one day she'll go on and marry me... Well, the meals ain't made and dishes ain't done, just a whole lot of hurting for everyone... Well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe; no, well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe; ohhh, well, Hell just ain't the same without you, babe..... ohhh-ooooooohhh!!!

Killer Networking By Creepy Mcsordid
Killer Networking - You just dont get it do you? So, you've got no friends, you're painstakingly cheap and you want to prove you're socially accepted by people who really don't know you. Have you tried networking? You see, I used to be just like you, sitting there in grey underpants which haven't seen soap in the better part of a month, eating Cheetos by the trough and ... well ... fantasizing someone, somewhere found me attractive. I needed to emphasize my good points and it was important there would be no fact checking or investigation into the photographs which I posted as "me" in my online profile. I needed to lie, and I needed it make sure I'd never be caught. It was just then I found "networking" which is formally defined as, "making links from people we know to people they know, in an organized way, for a specific purpose, while remaining committed to doing our part, expecting nothing in return. " I refer to networking as my "virtual ticket out of a lonely, dirty existenc

Killing Time..... Pt. 7
Got a story 'bout my life, like to hear it? Yeah..... well,... Sitting here, guess i didn't make bail, got time and a story to tell; started when i was 9 years old, woke up and my daddy was gone; I started hustlin', they couldn't tell me nothing; runnin' in the hood, tryin' to be somebody; but my soul was on empty, I was searchin' for something... I'm tried to be good (I tried), tryin' to keep from trouble; livin' too fast (too fast), tryin' to make good on a hustle; cuz times get rough..... [Chorus] Coming from where i'm from (I'm from); times got hard, yeah, coming from where i'm from (I'm from); sometimes you gotta walk to work, yeah, coming from where i'm from (I'm from); sometimes you gotta do a lil' dirt, yeah, coming from where i'm from (I'm from)..... Wasn't really lookin', guess I found it, 5'3", light brown skin; coming from the University, lifestyle lookin' kinda lovely; didn't know she had much game; down to ride out, even take the train; even took her to a poker game, sh

Killing Time
Who has never killed an hour? Not casually or without thought, but carefully: a premeditated murder of minutes. The violence comes from a combination of giving up, not caring, and a resignation that getting past it is all you can hope to accomplish. So you kill the hour. You do not work, you do not read, you do not daydream. If you sleep it is not because you need to sleep. And when at last it is over, there is no evidence: no weapon, no blood, and no body. The only clue might be the shadows beneath your eyes or a terribly thin line near the corner of your mouth indicating something has been suffered, that in the privacy of your life you have lost something and the loss is too empty to share.

Killing Seals For Sport! *very Graphic*
From: I ? Jasmine[Face] Date: Aug 18, 2006 11:07 PM how would you feel to be wacked over the head with a.. Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a "sport".. You want to call this a sport ? Is he a sportsman? Why? You're our only hope !!! This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society.. Dont turn your back on us, we are defenseless I know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW... What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death? NOTHING SHOULD BE KILLED THIS WAY! What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around.. Please help me and my friends... You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty... Please help us Please dont leave us alone... STOP THE KILLING OF SEALS You can make a statement by reposting this to

Killer's Letter Included Apology
Duane Morrison apologized for the actions he was about to take in a letter sent to his brother on the day of his fatal siege at Platte Canyon High School, authorities said Friday. Even though it declares "this is not a suicide note," Park County Sheriff Fred Wegener said it referenced suicide many times. The 14-page handwritten letter was delivered Thursday, having been postmarked Wednesday in Shawnee, immediately outside of Bailey. The letter did not reference Platte Canyon High School or any other school, nor did it mention harming others, Wegener said. "It doesn't tell me a lot of why, but it does maybe tell that the conclusion of the events of the 27th may have been my worst fears," said Wegener. "That he probably intended to kill both the young ladies and then kill himself or have us kill him." Morrison took six female students hostage, sexually assaulted some of them, released four girls and then killed 16-year-old Emily Keyes as police broke in after a four-hour s

Killer Kissing???????
Your Kissing Technique Is: Passionate but Aggressive Hey, slow it down a little! Yes, you've got some killer kissing moves... But that doesn't mean you need to show off ten minutes worth of technique in ten seconds. Take your time. A little passion goes a long way.Are You a Good Kisser? Are You a Good Kisser?

Killer Attack Baby
Killer Attack Baby For Kaydin-Whom I love very much All hail the killer attack baby It hunts on all fours Bow down to him all Lock up your doors It screams and wails Pulls the hair out your head And scratches your eyes out Before going to bed “Hi bugger! Hi!” I said, lifting him up. “How is Gampa’s little Bugger? Why, hello there, what’s up?” “Wa!” he cried, mournfully “Awww, there...” I said before tossing him in the air. “I know what you want...Weee!...Weee!...Weee!...There!” “Mwaaa!” he insisted, face so forlorn. It wasn’t going to work, I’m afraid to inform. “Maybe a cuddle? You think, little bugger?” I swaddled him close, as if I was his mother. “Mwaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!” he flailed, kicking and screaming. From something so small, I must certainly be dreaming. “Ah- Blublublublub!” I shook my face for him. I thought it would help, if only a whim. With a wail that would curl wallpaper, he pulled on my hair...and yanked off my glasses, it was rea

Killing Time...killing Life...getting Through
Well, things are going pretty good right now. I just subscribed for some poetry and I won a contest which is really cool. I've been going out with my boyfriend for 8 months. College=tough but I'm getting through. Only less then a year left and I'm OuTta there. Trying to focus on my dreams and eventually get to where I want to go. And Im just rambling so Im going to stop. Don't even have time to go to these websites I'm just working on my video for my video production class in Lockport and waiting for it to stop downloading so I can have my perfect DVD/Video to turn it in. well im out. Blessed Be and PEACE

Killed And Sucked Away
Killed and Sucked Away By Rita Faye Doty I am empty, it has gone away Like a small cold I got over I feel so empty all the time So sad and so cold. The happiness and excitement gone I wish I could have changed it, I should have said no I've got nothing now and it's all my fault Everyone says I'm acting stupid Like I'm supposed to live like it never came, Like it never left? How can I forget The little part of me That was killed and sucked away, Thrown out with the trash from yesterday? How can I forget The feeling I had The happiness I felt The pride in my heart All killed and sucked away?

Killed
I'm Daryl S. and I'm dead now, 'cause I smoke cigarettes. Cigarettes didn't kill me - a bunch of non-smokers kicked the shit out of me one night. I tried to run - they had more energy than I, I tried to hide - they heard me wheezing.

Killin Myself
my eyes slowly open a cold, cruel reality comes back into play a sadistic game called life just to live another day in a world of pain & misery how much longer can I live this lie somewhere deep down past da lies, past da sugar coat'd smiles past it all is da person im killin torturin things make sense im only killin myself

Killing Loneiness
i watch friends age change and be heart broken over what others say an think now as any good friend would do i am honest and i give them the best answer i have on the matter ....no matter what it is i'm there ....and i ofter everything i can to help ...wiether its comfort grace praise whatever they need i've seen my friends get married have babies go threw devorices or have a fight with their other friends ....i've always stood at their sides while i've been there for them when it truely came to it i've always been in the shadows never askin for anything . thats just how i am . i am waiting for whatever may come my way .....love lust or death i greet it all with a huge hug and i know i am ready for it all i love the shadow scene anyway so darkness is welcome and i greet it without fear i will always be the friend on the sideline but now its time for me to be found ....

Kill The Fairy
Open your angel eyes wide don't get lost in the lavender sky shake all the stars from your hair taste your sweet, salty, bitter skin cut the poison from your tongue dont sleep beneath the candy acid sun please don't follow the fairy dust Don't sleep too heavy in your cherry blossom bed peel the razor peddles from your skin don't get lost in the fairy dust don't look at the fairy don't look at the fairy that fairy's not pretty she's ugly, evil, and deadly are you still dying are you still dying Peddle red, peddle blue, kill the fairy end the doom peddle red, peddle blue, the girl power will save you peddle red, peddle blue, if you're crazy then so am i are you still dying in the fairy dust are you still dying are you still dying kill the fairy

Killer Inside (song From The Saw Iii Soundtrack)
I find this song interesting...I don't know why. "Killer Inside" By Hydrovibe It's a messed up world Please deliver me From this mess that i've become Messed up world You could teach me. you could save me. Sending chills across my skin When i hear you whisper Beckoning what sleeps within Speak to me Wake up the killer inside It's a messed up world Please enlighten me There's so much left to learn Messed up world You could show me. you could save me. Sending chills across my skin When i hear you whisper Beckoning what sleeps within Speak to me Wake up the killer inside Come save me tonight Wake up the killer inside

Killer
WHY DO PPL THINK THEY AHVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE ANOTHER HUMAN LIFE PERSONALLY I THINK THAT THEY SHOULD GO RIGHT TO DEATH ROW AND NOT HAVE A CHANCE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES..SO MANY YOUNG WOMAN AND MEN HAVE LOST THIER LIVES BECAUSE OF PPL THINKIN THEY R GOD.TODAY I BET THRE IS FAMILYS SITTING WORRYING ABOUT THIER CHILDREN WONDERING IF THEY ARE SAFE.I ALMOST LOST MY SON 8 YRS AGO BECAUSE OF ANOTHER CHILDS GAMES.I HOPE U ALL KEEP UR CHILDREN SAFE U NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN I THOUGHT MINES WAY SAFE TOO..THANKS FOR READING THIS

Killer Instincts
Probability of killing, 67% You have probably seen death. You watch too many horror flicks, play too much violent videogames, or probably exposed to death by where you live. or maybe you have lots of problems with enemies or have little self-esteem. The factors add up that you need to avoid situations or people that could push you to that point.Are you capable of killing

Kill Me In My Sleep
Kill Me In My Sleep Kill me in my sleep I don't need another tomorrow Kill me in my sleep But never hold me in your sorrow Kill me in my sleep Never hold me in contempt Kill me in my sleep And lay my soul to rest Kill me in my sleep I don't wish to see another day Kill me in my sleep So in your hands I'll lay Kill me in my sleep To relieve me of my stress Kill me in my sleep And wish for me the best Kill me in my sleep With a gun or with a knife Kill me in my sleep In the middle of the night Kill me in my sleep With no fear of death Or kill me in my sleep As the sun begins to set Kill me in my sleep With my head up to the gun Kill me in my sleep With hands dirtied by my blood Kill me in my sleep Without a thought inside your head Kill me in my sleep But never hold me in contempt

Killing Time..... Pt. 8
I think you could do much better than me, after all the lies that I made you believe; guilt kicks in and I start to see, the edge of the bed where your nightgown used to be... (chorus) I told myself I won't miss you, but I remember; what it feels like beside you!!! I really miss your hair in my face; and the way your innocence tastes; and I think you should know this, you deserve much better than meee..... When looking through your old box of notes, found those pictures we took that you were looking for; if there's one memory I don't wanna lose, that time of the month with you and me in the dressing room... (chorus) The bitter rain, it is getting colder, wish I never would said it's over; and I can't pretend... I won't think about you when I'm older, cuz we never really had a closure; this can't be the end... (chorus)x2 You deserve much better than meeeee!!! And I think you should know this... You deserve much better than meeeee!!! You deserve much better than meeeee!

Killing Me Slow
YOUR EYES, YOUR SMILE, YoUR GLOW IS KILLING ME SLOW. I LONG TO KNOW YOUR TOUCH, YOUR WARMTH, YOUR SMELL. WITHOUT THIS I AM LIVING A PERSONAL HELL. YOUR VOICE IS NOT MINE TO KNOW. BUT BELONGS TO ANOTHER THAT HOLDS YOU CLOSE DURING A COLD WINTER'S SNOW. LOVE WE MAY NEVER KNOW LOVE WE MAY NEVER SHARE. THIS LEAVES ME IN ABSOLUTE DESPAIR.

Kill Me While You Got The Chance
i start to see that he has that look you know that you know i will kill you where you stand while I'm standing there just wishing to myself that he would just put me out of my misery just do it I'm not worthy of any precious blood that flows through my veins also the little drops that descends from my neck pounding on the old rusty floor boards in that abandon warehouse giving up with the intent of never claiming again lost because i have nobody but him left now I'm chanting kill me while you got the chance i have nothing to live for so why don't you just do me in but he want just do it he want me to worry about this for awhile he wants me to suffer through the pain he rips through the upper part of my arm with that cold hard glass he broke from the window the breeze from outside splitting through me like fire screams wanting to come out but who could hear my cry not a soul so i yell out kill me while you got the chance and at that moment he finally let me ha

Killer Whale Attacks Trainer
A killer whale at the Sea World theme park grabbed a trainer by the foot and held him underwater during a show Wednesday.The trainer escaped and was in good condition later, park officials said.Kasatka, a 30-year-old killer whale who is a veteran of many performances, grabbed the trainer and pulled him underwater, said Mike Scarpuzzi, head trainer at Sea World "She has not done this particular unwanted behavior to this extent," Scarpuzzi said. My Take: Ok now that I have done about 3 hours of straight laughing allow me to throw my thoughts out there. SHES A KILLER WHALE!!! What the hell did you expect??? It's not a Cuddly Loveable Whale its a freaking KILLER WHALE. I'm going to let you in on a little secret Mr Scarpuzzi...there is a reason they call them Killer Whales. Somehow I dont think Shamu's cousin is all about shaking hands or talking the problem out get my drift? My guess is that if something that big gets pissed off you arent going to want to be within 500 miles of it. Thi

Killa At Heart
Im seventeen. A killa at heart. I leave your body torn apart. What Ive said, is that yall be dead. Hangin from the wall in my shed. I got my axe handy and willin to work. I never liked him. Thats why I killed that jerk. I sliced his throat cuz I wanted him to die. I took my knife and stabbed in the eye. Now dont cry, Its just blood commin outta his ears. I dont lie, Just fufilling all ya fears. Cuuz I, Kill all the quiers. The bloods dry, cuz you been sittin there for years. Down in my basement is where I do my duty. Bodys under my floor. The newest one is the dude who tried to shoot me. I think he was a fag cuz he called me a cutie. Im not gay but Id had sumthin for his ass. A zippo and a can full of gas. Im not psycho and Im not trashed. I like killin for money. Let me go get my check cashed. Bling bling. Nope its not my ring. Its sharp though and a razors the same thing. I keep in tucked in my sleeve. Your skin is the onlt thing I need. Slice slice. Im doin it right. Im g

Killing Me Slowly
I hate this. We havent talked in a week. I feel like its over we are just both too scared to say it. We sit together alone in the house and say nothing, its awful. I am so upset and depressed, I cry myself to sleep, but he doesnt know, he doesnt listen to my sobs and doesnt see my tears. He doesnt notice that he's killing me slowly and painfully, I am so broken.