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5 Kinds Of Sex
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

Kinda Figured We Was Friends
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a >tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. > >As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her >skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first >step of the bus. > > >Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached >behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give >her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to >discover that she couldn't. > >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip >her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. > >Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. > >With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a >little more and again was unable to take the step. > >About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked h

The Kind Of Man I Love
I am into being physically fit, so I workout at Golds gym, I don't smoke or drink alcohol, it just numbs you up and isn't good for you. I love the feelings I get when I first fall in love, I love a good Infatuation or Crush, I get that when a man has a crush on me.I love drawing Pinup art, I started when I was thirteen, I love drawing Voluptuous women Like me Believe it or not, I really am an old fashioned girl when it comes to Love, I may talk a big story. But when it comes to love I love when a man opens the door for me, holds my hand when we walk in the mall. And I love public displays of affection I love hugging my man in a park or in front of people, it really makes me hot, and feel tingly all over.

Kinda Cool
For all who dont know I had a tumor in my cheek of my face that caused me to lose 4 teeth and my jawbone. So I went for my dental work like 2 weeks ago and a guy came into my room and asked me if it was ok for him to do a story on me since my case was unusual and you dont hear about it so much with people my age. So I told him I didnt mind. well they had to have me sign a paper saying it was ok then he took a picture of the inside of my mouth so they could see what it looked like after it was healed. He is suppose to tell my doctor when it get published so that I can get a copy. I thought it was kinda cool that I was going to in some kinda paper journal thing for my tumor who whould have thought lol

Kind Of In A Daze
I had an amazing weekend, I got to see some old friends and meet some new ones. I also got to spend a ton of time with my daughter which her and I both needed. I finally got to be me again. I got to play with my daughter, split firewood, stack firewood, run around on my fourwheeler, and watch a thunderstorm. It is going to be a busy day today but I think I am prepared for anything life can throw at me.

Kindred Spirits?
What is this Blog supposed to be about? ?KINDRED SPIRITS- IS IT POSSIBLE? Webster\'s New Ninth Collegiate Dictionary defines Kindred as a group of like individuals, one\'s relatives, family relationships:kinships. and of a similar nature or character: Like 2. of the same ancestry. Spiritlit.,breath; akin to L spirare (?), to blow, breathe,to break wind]...(13c) 1: an animating or vital principle held to give life to physical organisms 2. a supernatural being of essence as: Holy Spirit: soul, 3: an often malevolent being that enters and possesses a human being 3. temper or disposition of mind or outlook esp. when vigorous or animated 4: the immaterial intelligent or sentient part of a person 5 a: the activating or essential principle influencing a person b: an inclination, impulse, or tendency of a specified kind: MOOD 6 a: a special attitude or frame of mind b: the feeling, quality, or disposition characterizing something ETC. ETC. ETC... Well according to this, a Kindred spirit is a p

Kinda Sad
kinda sad Current mood: crushed "You can't help her," Sam tried to reason, "It's your time to go- you have to move on." Dean shot Sam an interested glance but said nothing. Mary smiled politely, mischievousness building behind her eyes. "It's not my time to go," Mary smiled, "if I never lived in the first place." "What do you mean by that?" Sam asked cautiously. "Kristin needed a friend," Mary explained. "And so she created you," Sam said. "How?" "She wrote her story," Mary said simply, and turned and walked out into the hall. "She's coming- you better go." "Wait," Sam called, coming after her, but Mary had already left. "Dude- what's going on?" Dean asked, annoyed that he had been kept in the dark for this long. "We have to go, I'll explain later," Sam said quickly. "Mary- what's wrong?" I asked quickly. Her pale face was unusually paler, and she had a troubled expression on her face. "There's people looking for you," Mary said quietly,

Kinda Gross But Funny
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

Kind Of Pissed And Venting
1.) It's snowing in April 2.) Guys in my school fucking suck. They think they can tell me I'm having sex with people (who I'm not fucking, mind you) and then try to tell me who I hang out with...what the fuck. 3.) I really like this kid who's younger then me...which is a first..and he lives in Arizona. 4.) He owns a dude ranch though that's basically known nation wide...he likes me...so it can't be that bad right? 5.) My mom wants me to be a vet. tech. 6.) My dad wants me in the Air Force because I've been flying for several years now. 7.) I have a horse show that I'm not near ready for 8.) I have a math test tomorrow...I don't even know what it's on. 9.) My mom is making me diet...apparently 105 lbs is to heavy for me..she wants me under 100 10.) My back is fucked up from riding at the ranch 11.) I'm having a writers block so I can't write any poetry. 12.) 3 guys asked me to Prom today...TODAY...and they're all my friends so it's a lose lose situation. 13.) My ankel hurts,

Kind Of Dark
A crimson pool Warm and deep Lulls me to My eternal sleep The flash of silver Straight across my wrist Adds my name To the growing list The pain of life I feel no more Took the easy way out Through the open door Death's embrace So warm and pure I wonder why This is the only cure Who on this planet Loves and cares for me When I look back I'll finally see To those who did care I truly apologize But all the signs were there If you just looked into my eyes I could never find My own true voice At least finally I stuck to a choice Now that I'm gone Flesh being consumed by worms I'm content in knowing I did this on my terms.

Kinda Feelin It 2day!
Im kinda light weight goin threw it 2day, it might not seem like it but yeah 2 day iz kinda hard & 4 ya'll that really know me it has ta be BIG 4 me ta write. I havent saw my lil girl since X-mas of last year sum of ya'll know tha story baby mama drama, anyway I LOVE my lil twin wit everything i have & not ta get ta see her like i used 2 iz really killin me on tha inside, i go about my day every day tryin ta just do life but a little bit of me iz not here its there alot of u may feel me on that cuz i know other ppl r havein tha same prob.I write her just like tha ppl at parenting class told 2 but thats not enough i need more...so thats about it, thamks 4 letin me get that off my chest!

7 Kinds Of Sex
Body: Seven kinds of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh

Kinda Early
I'm just sittin here at work. its about 8 in the mornin not really doin much because no one is here but me... Tried to figure out how to get Bit Torrent workin on my computer but no luck there sigh... i dunno its just not makin any sense to me. I'm tired... broke, angry, single, lonely, just a lot of conflicting emotions are flooding my mind right about now and i am not sure how to deal with them all anymore. I mean i like to think that maybe there is someone out there for me but i tell ya heh 6 years without actually having a physical relationship(i've had online ones) and you start doubting that line. i dunno i'm just really nervous about the fact that i'm 25 this year and i've still yet to have a relationship thats lasted more then a year! i dunno what to do anymore...

7 Kinds Of Sex
> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. > >The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. > >

Kind Of A Test
Was Just Wondering... If anybody really reads these blogs. I have a few people on my friends list that I find interesting and read whatever they write, but that's only a handful. I tend to accept every friend request that comes my way, so that makes the friends list pretty long, so I have to wonder if any of those will bother to read this. So here is the test - post a comment so I can see who really pays attention.

Kinda Creepy Story
So there i was, Just chillin in line for the port-o-potty, When i was 5 years old. When this guy standing in line behind me Started to tap on my shoulder. So i turned around and was all "What's up dude? " But when i turned around I seen he didnt have arms, And He was all, "oh sorry, your not my son!" And im like, "Its ok sir, But if you have no hands how did you poke me?" And all he said before i ran away was, "Ever seen a trouser snake?"

Kindred Spirits
Kindred Spirits Kindred Spirits magnify Gentle touches upon the skin, whispered words caressing in the wind. The warm touch of kind hands, linger on the summers breeze. Reaching inside to melt, the surrounding ice. Gaurding the wall, of your winters freeze. Forever forthcoming you will bring, from my heart to yours. Our gentle nature glides, spreading magic upon your Spring. Written by Ardela Dedicated to you Bud.(Jer)

The Kind Of Sex I Like
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Kinda Defferent Lol
Finally a study that we can live by....... A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year. Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon. Not bad!

Kinda Goes With The Quote Of The Day Today.........
It's the little things in life that bring a person happiness. Not another person or thing, but the little insignificant gestures that bring the greatest joys in life.

Kinda Stoopid, But Cute
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month. Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over. A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because

Kindness
Kindness, as Mother Teresa so beautifully said, is the only language that we all understand. We’ve all heard the saying, “What goes around comes around,” and the following true story is a wonderful reminder of how simple acts of kindness can come back to us when we least expect it. His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman’s sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. “I want to repay you,” said the nobleman. “You saved my son’s life.” “No, I can’t accept payment for what I did,” the

7 Kinds Of Sex
~ Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you

Kinders
WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was 'DON'T!' 'Don't what?' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 'Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!' ' No Way!' 'Yes way!' 'Do NOT eat the fruit! ' said God. 'Why?' 'Because I am your Father and I said so! ' God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having a fruit break and He

Kinda Naughty Quiz
Would you? 1. Give me your number? 2. Have sex with me? 3. Let me kiss you? 4. Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? 5. Let me take you out to dinner? 6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere? 7. Take a shower with me? 8. Be my bf/gf? 9. Have a fling with me? 10. Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends? 11. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money? 12. Take me home for the night? 13. Would you let me sleep in your bed? 14. Sing car karaoke w/ me? 15. Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 16. Re-post this for me to answer your questions? 17. Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? 18. Do you think im pretty, beautiful, or hot? 19. Do you like my style? 20. Do you think im funny? 21. Do you care about me? 22. Would you cry if i died? 23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide? 24. Would you dance

The Kind Of Ppl On Cherry Tap
like i have said before, this is the most childish adult site ive ever been to one doofus begging ppl to sign his guestbook as his name, so i made a joke and like the child he was he ignored me, well im used to that, but then that ugly bastard had the nerve to block me grow up ppl, you are supposed to be adults ive met many great ppl here but those handful that act like children shouldnt even be allowed on the site. hell my kids act more mature than some of these ppl anyway ill vent more later, i thought some of you may get a kick out of that

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but

Kindred Spirit - For The One Who Has Asked Me To Wait.....
You're my kindred spirit, my diamond in the rough. The breath my body craves, my friend when times are tough. The laughter in my voice, the smile on my face. You're the one that brings me, to this happy place. You're fingers wipe the tears, that sometimes seem to fall. No matter what your doing, you always take my call. You're the light in my darkness, the shadow in my day. You're the hand that holds me close, in many loving ways. You're my kindred spirit, the one that fills my soul. You're my kindred spirit, the one that makes me whole.

Kindness
Sometimes I feel as if my hands are tied. Others emotional states effect me when they constantly lash out at me. The Drama breaks my heart but sitting back taking the anger and abuse no longer is healthy for me. Kindness often gets confused for Weakness. I found myself talking to someone who is absolutely beautiful. He has been facing something way beyond my comprehension and funny...he let me just "blab" on the phone like a silly High School girl. I then realized after the conversation was over, that sweating the small shit is just a waste of energy, emotions and time for me. The courage and kindness of this person made me truley respect him as a beautiful human being.... Randomness of my thoughts, emotions and details of my life now have become not as important to me as just the simple things in my life..such as my daughters smile..and the voice of a wonerful friend...

The Kind Of Girl
The kind of girl I would like is as simple as this, a girl that I can love, adore, hug, and kiss, a girl that has a smile thats unique to me, and for the rest of time I can keep happy, A girl that wants to be called beautiful instead of hot, one that loves me for "me" and not for what I got, one that doesn't want to know about my life one bit, but wants to live it, and be a part of it, A girl that I can hold in my arms, keeping her warm and out of harm, one I can apologize to when I do something wrong, and wait for forgiveness, no matter how long, A girl I can point to and say "thats my girl", one that can smile and make my mind swirl, a girl that I can keep company when she feels lonely, and understands that if she needs anyone, theres me, A girl that I can continue to adore, and love with three words and even more, one that seems to make my life much better, and a girl I can love and adore forever and ever, These are some things that I look for in a girl

Kind Of On The Mark!
You Are a Centaur In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.What Mythological Creature Are You?

Kinda Pathetic
so we moved about a month ago..i love this place i truely do. my only gripe really is that i'm alone all the time. i'm in the best shape of my life. actually i don't even know what i'm trying to say. Who knew that 5 years into a relationship i'd have more questions than anwsers...if i were single do you think i'd have more friends? I'd give anything right now just to go into the villag and have a drink and some laughs with a friend ... anyways i'm out of ideas lol just a small vent i guess

Kinda Bored
Was just sittin here kinda bored so I thought id write a blog. No idea what the hell Im writing about but Im writing it anyway. Well for me another weekend is over and its almost time for bed. My weekend consisted of shopping LOL. I dont know how I managed to spend $1100 in 2 days but I did it. But money is there to be spent I say. While Im here writing this I would like to throw in a big thank you to all my friends on here. All that have fanned me, rated me or posted comments. Hugs and much luv for you all. Im starting to think CT is an addiction cause I cant seem to close it and Im always checking back in to see whos on and whats going on. LOL its probably cause Im nosey. Oh well I think I might go to lala land and get some beauty sleep. I will write another blog soon. LOL the next one might even be about something interesting. Hugs Nasti.

Kind Of Person
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match. Who's The True You?

Kinda Disgusted...
lately ive been thinking about all the drama and fake people on here... pervs shout stupid shit in my shout box... high school bs... rude comments left on sfw pics... it REALLY annoys me when people use pics of hott girls as they're primary pics... thats degradeing to the chicks pic they are useing... it just promotes the perverseness on here... do points on a website mean so much... do they have no self esteem... ive even noticed a few on my friends list doing this... im seriousely thinking about just deleteing people again, lol... i could care less bout the points (ppl who know me know this) i dont care how many ppl r on my friend list... i just dont like fake ppl...

A Kind Stranger
EVER JUST WISH YOU COULD FLY UP TO THE SKY AND MAKE A WISH BUT WONDER SOMETIMES WHY I FOUND MYSELF IN THAT WAY AT THE START AND THEN A KIND STRANGER TOUCHED MY HEART THEY OPENED DOORS THAT WERE OFTEN LOCKED AND THE WAY THEY SMILED WOULD LEAVE YOU SHOCKED THIER BEAUTY INSIDE WAS SUCH A RELIEF IT OFTEN KNOCKED ME OFF OF MY FEET THIER WISDOM ON LIFE IS TRULY UNIQUE THIER TOUCH OF GRACE WAS BEYOND BELIEF ONE DAY SOON I HOPE THERE'LL BE A SPECIAL SOMEONE THAT WAS MEANT FOR ME I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO WAITING FOR THAT SPECIAL FRIEND BUT WILL CHERISH THE DAY WHEN I CAN HOLD THEIR HAND

Kind Of Funny
1) It goes in dry, it comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me. It's not what you think...It's Lipton Tea! 2) Mom told her daughter: didn't I say if someone touches your boobs say DON'T, and if touches your pussy say STOP? Daughter replied: But he touched, so I said DON'T STOP ! 3) What is meant by “Indefinitely"? When your balls are slapping off the cheeks of her ass, you are INdefinitely! 4) Lady: I'm always so tired. Doc: how often do you have sex? Lady: almost everyday. Doc: Ok, skip Saturdays. Lady: I can't. That's the only day I'm home with my husband! 5) A black man and a white woman meet in a night club. She takes him home and says: Tie me up and do what you blacks do best. After he did, he ran off with her TV and Video...! 6) Little girl: Mommy, I just found that our neighbor's son has a penis like a peanut! Mom: you mean it's small? Little girl: No it's salty! 7) A farmer ordered a “Milki

The 6 Kinds Of Sex:
The 6 kinds of sex: 1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc. 3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some. 5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom. 6. There is also Social Security Sex...that's when you get some once a month but it's not enough to live on...

Kinda Pissed Today
I got this email today, and it upset me. I posted a mumm about it and people agreed with it. I just wanna know what is wrong with being proud of your child???? Atleast im not a crackwhore who doesnt know who my kid is!!(sorry im just really mad) So here is the email.... Hello, Please don't take this the wrong way, I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything like that, but I was looking through your photos and noticed a pic you uploaded of your young daughter in a swimsuit. This is obviously an adult-oriented website and you never know what kind of sickos are out there looking at your pics. Maybe it's not such a good idea for that one to be up? It's your call of course. Respectfully, (I blocked the name for controversy reasons)

Kinda Gloomy Day
You know it has been kinda wierd over the past couple of days. After 10 years I get reunited with a friend and it seems that things have gone pretty well for her. I am glad to see good things come to good people!

7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws

Kindred Spirit
(A poem I found that reminded me of my Master.) My kindred spirit, Do you doubt we’ll share, A love transcendent, And truly rare? Our souls dominion; Will give us no choice. Time will stand still, When I hear your voice. If fate has its way Your eyes will meet mine, Lost in forever We’ll travel past time. Then, long awaited Our hands will touch; Mine, fragile, soft, Yours warm and rough. No thoughts will break, Or suspend our dance. When our souls meet, We’ll be left to chance. A force of nature, Destiny shall ordain. Our will cast aside, Released from the pain. To each other's center, We will be led, Seduction upon us, Our hungers fed. My heart, for you only, My flesh will surrender, Respond to your warmth, To your touch, so tender. A coveted encounter, Fulfilled at long last, We’ll know from then on, If this will just pass. The danger for us, Will be revealed then - What might be our future, Are we lovers or friends?

Kinda Private, But Decided To Share
Ok, let me try to break down what was getting to me. Yes a dream kind of started it. I keep having these dreams. Dreams where I'm cheating on my husband. Sneaking off with men, hooking up with ex's. It effects me. I find in the daytime it occasionally comes to my mind. It really upset me because I thought if he knew I even dreamed or thought it, it would upset him. I know we have talked about swinging & bringing in another woman. But he is pretty adamant about not sharing me with any other men. So why do I keep dreaming about men? Graphic, very sexual dreams about having affairs? Not just that I'm having sex with someone else, but that I am aware I'm married & sneaking off. Doing it in hallways, sneaking into attics or storage rooms. Those vivid dreams I'm known for where I can feel their skin, smell their hair. I feel like I'm already cheating on him when I wake up. Then I started to notice I sometimes look at men & wonder what it would be like to be with them. Now I'm no

6 Kinds Of Sex!!!! Lol
The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning ... Nun in the afternoon ... and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. ***Oops. Don't forget the

The Kind Of Weather I Am
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

Kindergarten Comes At Last!!!!
Well, this week is the week and my four year old son is finally going to school. I was very pleased to see that my hours worked out just fine this week for his school hours....I am going to take him to school and pick him up this week.((I had to fix my schedule around a bit this week only and then change my reg schedule around so that I can take him to school and pcik him up)) And then next week I will get him into the after school program "Kids Club" since that actually ends at 6pm every night....I get out of work by 5:30pm. Luckily, for me I get Friday's off at work still so I can have at least one day to take Jake to school and pick him up. His hours are from 8:55am to 3:45pm. And then this monday night is "Meet the Teachers Night". I think it will be a lot of fun.

Kinda Sorta.....
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing? single...kinda crushing 2) Are you happy with where you are? kinda 3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? depends... 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? LMAO IF YOU ONLY KNEW!!!.... 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok never! 6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? done it once, but i don't want to do it again 7) Have you talked about marriage with another person? ummmhmmm... :*( *long story* 8) Do you want children? someday......... 9) How many? idk... dont have a number picked out... lol 11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know? Be a little more up front....dont have to say it, just doing little things that let me know he does 12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get? sometimes... who doesnt like a lil chase! lol 13) Do you want someone you cant have? kinda 14)Do you believe love at first

The 7 Kinds Of Sex...
The 7 kinds of Sex... Â· The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. Â· The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. Â· The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. Â· The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "Screw you." Â· The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night. Â· The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws y

Kinda Out Of It
I'm kinda out of it today and cant even seem to write anything. I want to post the wild dream I had last night but I can't stay focused. I think a combo of all the drinking ad stress have gotten to me. Soon I'm going to run away and reset myself. Maybe I'll come back knowing what I should be doing adn dealing with things better.

Kindred Spirits Clan Roster
Kindred Spirits Clan's Roster Chief SpiritWolf Chief Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar Elder's hillbilly Elder Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar BigMike1987~Elder ~ Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar lxl_Purple_lxl (Elder) Kindred Spirits Clan@ fubar EveningStar Spirit Mother Elder K.S.C. ( Tattered Wolf's B!tch)@ fubar Scribe's Firerose **Tribal Scribe K.S.C.**@ fubar ImtheGranddaughterofaNavyVet~~Scribe Kindred Spirit Clan 2007~~@ fubar Medicine Man-Woman Dawnpeke~~Medicine Woman of K.S.C.~~@ fubar Conscript's Warrior's micki69 Lady Warriors K.S.C@ fubar

Kindness
In the mist of global crisis such as pollution, wars and famine, kindness may too easily be dismissed as a "soft issue" or a luxury to be addressed after urgent problems are solved. But kindness is the greatest need in all those areas - kindness toward the environment, toward other nations, towards the needs of people who are suffereing. Until we reflect basic kindness in everything we do, our political gestures will be fleeting and fragile. Simple kindness may be the most vital key to the riddle of how human beings can live with each other in peace, and care properly for this planet we all share. ~Bo Lozoff

Kinda Long, But Worth It. I Love America!
Kinda long, but worth it. I LOVE AMERICA! Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see.... "The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the president. In essence 2/3s of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What we are so unhappy about?'' Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 d ays a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter? Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job? Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in

,kinda Feeling Happy
i found out last night at work i make 17.00 bucks an hr when i thought i was making 14 so thats pretty sweet, i moved back to my hometown area, so back with my homey's...kids are at a low roar trouble wise...im single again, which is fine with me....

Kind Of A Rant
Ok I'm on a time limit again here but fuck it gonna just write and hope I get it done in fuckin time. Yesterday's blog was the first that I had ever actually recieved a text asking if I'm all right and needed to talk. Also got a msg about my anger and stuff but yes I'm fucking angry and for all my posturing and standing up on a soapbox there is only one thing I'm angry at: Myself. Yeah that's right get reday for a self depricating thing but fuck it here it fuckin goes. I'm pissed because I fucked up without a doubt the greatest fuckign thing in my life. FOr years I would always say the most important thing is my family but did I have the sense to pull my head out of my ass and act like it was true? Fuck no I was too busy on here or on the ps2, and yes I see the irony in saying I was online too much in my blog that is indeed contained online so shut the fuck up and don't bring that up to me. I think what I'm going through now is my payment for years of being an absolutely hor

7 Kinds Of Sex
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in fron

7 Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens >when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the >Face. > >The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have >Been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you >will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. > >The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and >you usually have sex only in your bedroom. > >The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have >been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the >hallway you both say "screw you." > >The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you >get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very >Popular) > >The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you >cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws

Kind Of Upset
I have a friend on here that was made to remove 6 pics from her profile.Now i understand the nsfw guidelines and well they common sense things,I mean we're all adults right.Now i have gone over the nsfw guidelines and can not see how these pics were nsfw maybe one possibly. All pics were if not tasteful but they were at least pics of her clothed I think some people are gettin a little overzelus about tellin on people with nsfw marks.Live and let live thats what i say so lets all be a bit more mature about markin photos and if you agree with this pass it on to a friend and tell them to pass it on. Stay true and stay real.

8 Kinds Of Sex
Different Types of Sex Current mood: giggly Category: Romance and Relationships Recent research shows that there are 8 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. T

Kinda Scary
This morning when I took the dogs out before I left for work, I heard a pack of coyotes down one of the side streets about a block away. They were howling up a storm, but it didn't really concern me too much because there was a little distance. What did concern me is when I heard two more start howling behind me. They were between my backyard and my neighbor and couldn't have been more than 50 feet away. I don't know whether the fact that it was still dark out made things better or worse, because I couldn't actually see them, but they were close. Of course the fact that Ginger finished her business and booked it for the house without me wasn't terribly reassuring either.

Kinda Boring
so i'm at work all day, 4rm 8am 2 8pm . i sell tile and stone for flooring and walls. most of this stuff comes 4rm mexico, spain, brasil, peru, etc. i spend most of my day on my ass in 4rnt of this screen on fubar. kinda my own boss. not 2 mny ppl come by. it's been picking up though. sales have gone up each month that passes. but damn it's boring and slow. gettin paid 4 this, i'm afraid i might lose my job .

The Kind Of Girl
Want to be the face that stops you in your tracks And when you walk by, you have to stop and look back Want to have the smile that makes you share your own And when you look at it, you feel you've found your home Want to have the personality you just can't resist And makes you think it doesn't get better than this. Want to be that girl you like, but can't explain why And you start listing a million reasons when you try. Want to be all you need, and never worry you'll stray But I'm not that kind of girl, so your wandering eyes say.

Kinda Dirty
Call me when he's gone I'll come over we'll have our fun We can keep this secret beneath the sheets where I spend the night but we never get to sleep. In thew the front door and out the back window relax my little harlot theres no way that he knows. Call me when He's gone, I'll come over we'll have a little fun. It's not my fault you suduct me each time I can swallow my pride time and time again. Behinde those lying eyes He's just a friend she says You fool him each time your a master of deception what a sucker he is thinkin he's the only one. This permiscuous relationshitp, i know you like it too. the thought excites you almost as much as I do. Call me when he's gone I'll come over we'll have our fun We can keep this secret beneath the sheets where I spend the night but we never get to sleep. In thew the front door and out the back window relax my little harlot theres no way that he knows. Call me when He's gone, I'll come over we'll have a little fun.

A Kind, Loving Heart
Some folks grow older with birthdays, it's true, but others grow nicer as years widen their view. No one will notice a few little wrinkles when a kind, loving heart fills the eyes full of twinkles. Today fill an emptiness in someone's life. Irrespective of age, you can add happiness and eliminate loneliness in another person's day. Helen Steiner Rice

4 Kinds Of Sex
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

7 Kinds Of Sex...
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* Th

Kindness
Have you experienced lately how offering a little kindness can refresh your very soul? All around you are opportunities to do just that. Kindness is its own reason. Kindness is its own reward. Are you weary from all the anxiety, frustration, worry, anger and confusion that seem to continually build up within your life? A little kindness can quickly help to melt all that away. You can tell people all day long that you really care, and many will still not believe you. Yet give some genuine kindness on a regular basis and you won't have to tell them anything; they'll know. Are you strong enough and confident enough to give of yourself out of pure kindness? Just do it, and you'll discover that you are indeed. There can never be too much kindness in the world. Create some more today, and find real joy in its warm glow.

Kindness
Kindness Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth. What you held in your hand, what you counted and carefully saved, all this must go so you know how desolate the landscape can be between the regions of kindness. How you ride and ride thinking the bus will never stop, the passengers eating maize and chicken will stare out the window forever. Before you learn the tender gravity of kindness, you must travel where the Indian in a white poncho lies dead by the side of the road. You must see how this could be you, how he too was someone who journeyed through the night with plans and the simple breath that kept him alive. Before you know kindness as the deepest thing inside, you must know sorrow as the other deepest thing. You must wake up with sorrow. You must speak to it till your voice catches the thread of all sorrows and you see the size of the cloth. Then it

Kindness
Kindness is a dwindling commodity. I have spent my life trying to be kind to everyone. It's a sad thing when someone reaches the point of seeing no reason to be so any more. That is where I am now. In my life I have helped the homeless, those who have suffered great loss and those who didn't think they could go on and it has been great but where has it gotten me? I do most things in secret feeling a great since of love and accomplishment. What I get from people in return are those who are hateful, self-centered and self-serving. They call themselves 'christians' and they go to bible study and act as though they are good people by doing so. If others knew how they acted in everyday life they would be judged by their own kind. It's funny. Does reading a certain book and going to a certain place to worship make you a good person? No it doesn't. If you act like a jackass... you are still a jackass no matter what you're a member of. No matter what school your children go to, no

Kinda Funny
I try and try but for some reason always fail... I want to thank you those that took the time to at least read the blog i posted about my poetry. and bigger ty for those that went to read it. I look forward to mail and or a comment here. I do try to keep up with what the people on my friends list are doing but life just gets in my way so know i do what i can for my friends I only ask a simple comment or hey every now and again I wont ignore u.. miss you all if you have my yahoo hollar ill hit u back thats a promise tx DM

The Kind Of Girl Who I Want, To Want Me.
Ok, so I've spent countless hours, like everybody else... Making a checklist of 'what I want in a girl.' But it finally occured to me, that that's exactly what I DON'T want. So I reitereated by 'checklist' and come up with this... This is the kind of girl I want to go for me. NOT the kind of girl I would go for. Now, Re-read that a few times ok..... then continue. I don't want a 'checklist girl.' I don't want a girl who is looking for a guy to fulfill the correct set of criteria. - i.e. I have the right job. - Make the right amount of money. - I'm the right height and/or weight. - I live in the right area. - My dick is the right size. - I have the right social status. - etc etc. I'm not perfect. I want a girl who likes me, for me. Not because I'm hitting all the tick boxes on her checklist. In my case, I may be looking for something that simply does not exist. I seem to be looking for that magic 'x-factor' in a girl. And the girl won't leave me be

Kind Of Sad
I am not sure why anyone would put a crush on me, whether they like me for real or are just making sure they don't lose me in a crowd, but I seem to bounce back and forth with them. Its sweet of someone to put one on me, but can I just ask that if you are going to remove it suddenly, just don't put it on at all? I mean I think that I may have offended someone if I lose one and I hate that..LOL does that make sense? I hope so..:) Hugs and Kisses!!

Kindness
Every person we make contact with feeds on our inner essence but we must keep that one deepest spot in our self void of all others for that spot holds the spirit of our hearts and through this we are able to understand kindness and enjoy the path our ancestors have chosen for us.

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex... Body: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh

Kinda Sad
well im kinda sad right now my lil bro in iraq now, he safe and i hope it stays that way!!!!! and we dont know how long hes going to be over there for im hoping its not longer then a year but you never know when when it come to being in the army like he is

Kinda A Dismal Day Really.. But I Got This One From My Girle Love In Cali... Enjoi
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED? - 1. Babe or baby: IDK, what do you like calling me? 2. Sweetie or cupcake? Sweetie? 3. Darling or Sunshine: Both =-) 4. Hot or Beautiful: Beautiful PRESENTLY - 1. Is your hair wet? Nope 2. Is your cell phone right by you? Two inches away 3. Do you miss someone? Yes. A lot... -sigh- =-( 4. Are you wearing chap stick? Nope 5. Are you excited for tomorrow? No. This has been a dismal day and I think tomorrow will be the same 6. Are you watching tv? I don't watch TV unless its after practice which will only be an hour or so or when I'm at Tim's and we watch TV all day! lol (neither of those happen often enough) 7. Are you wearing pajamas? I don't wear PJ's HAVE YOU - 1. Recently done anything you regret? No. I regret not doing a few things this weekend though -sigh- 2. Ever lied? Yes 3. Ever stuck gum under anything? Haha.. did you just see me do that??!!! Lol 4. Ever kicked someone? Of course

Kinda Pissed
I'm just so tired of meeting guys that think just because I get on websites like this one or hoverspot, tagged, myspace, profile looker or whatever! That I'm gonna screw them just because they meet me and compliment me buy me a drink or something. Ok if I were on fling or bootycall or some other come fuck me now site then I could understand where that kind of thinking would come from. But I'm not! And I'm not one of those chicks that has pictures of me naked posted all over every site I go to so why would someone think that. I don't throw it out there that I want to be on all fours with them in the back. And even if I did that doesn't mean that you're gonna get laid in your truck. Come on now! So today I'm a lil pissed off. Not really sure if I should be mad at myself, the situation I put me in or what but I'm pretty fuckin annoyed. I just want a nice guy to hang out with and have fun with and if I screw you well more fun for both of us!

Kind Of Needed A Laugh
->richie: yes richie: u married · richie just checked you out! ->richie: hello richie: hi i guess even checking out the profile along with the name he missed the whole thing of being married. definitely gave me a giggle for the day!

7 Kinda Sex!!
7 Kinds of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your pa rtner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at nigh

Kindred Son, Kookami's Poem
My Song For so many years, we’ve shared this path together. Kindred spirits in the path of history. For you, the quest to heal is all that matters. But it’s a different road I crave these days for me. You dwell so on a cure for your creation. And seek a ghost from our mythology. For now, the wonders that the world can offer Mean more to me than ancient family trees. To hear the waves pound the timbers of a schooner. Fighting off the coastline of Cape Horn. To travel in the shadow of the longboats. To where the giants of the Arctic Ice were born. The dangers in the the deep, dark Congo River. Where the crocodile hunts and the python strikes. To watch another predator in action Could rejuvenate some meaning in your life. The thrill to hunt in such exotic places. I can almost taste those beauties in Siam. The brown-skinned boys of Mykonos and Rangoon. The shy Chinese behind their painted fans. My need to go is hard to fight. I want to gaze upon

Kinda Amusing
Last time I had an interview I was sick with Tonsilitis. I finally got another interview tomorrow and guess what?! I have a throat infection of some kind. If it gets worse I'm going to the ER in the morning. It's making me so very miserable right now. I'm rarely sick. So yeah I'm being a bit cranky and a big baby lol I am not gonna give up this interview like I had to the last one. Plus I think the woman liked me over the phone so I gotta use my charm in person :D lmao I feel like complete crap but I still have my humor dammit.

7 Kinds Of Sex
There are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: 'Smurf Sex' This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: 'Kitchen Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: 'Bedroom Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: 'Hallway Sex' This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: 'Religious Sex' Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called: 'Courtroom Sex' This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court a

The Kind Of Girl I Am
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And e

Kind Of Neat
Subject: Interesting Human Facts -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball - It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -One human hair can support 3kg. - Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. -The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. - The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. - A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. - If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died. - Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair -There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. - Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch. - Women blink twice as much as men. -The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. - When you are looking at s

Kind Of Xmas Tree I Should Be
You Should Have a Blue Christmas Tree For you, the holidays represent a time of calm, understanding, and peace. You avoid family fights, and you don't get too stressed out - even when things are crazy! You like to make Christmas about making everyone's life a little bit better. You don't get caught up in greed or commercialism. You're too sincere for that. Your blue tree would look great with: Lots of silver tinsel You should spend Christmas Eve watching: It's a Wonderful Life What you should bake for Santa: Chocolate chip cookies What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?

"kind"
"Kind" Is it kind to be kind Or am I a chump? If I lend you a hand If i smile when You grump, am I stupid? A doormat? A worm? Or a fool? Is it dumb to be kind? Are selfish and cruel Always smart? Weren't we born With both Brains and a heart? Sara Holbrook

The Kindling - This Just Really Speaks To Me
"The Kindling" If the beauty of life is to live, and the beauty of flight is to fly, then the beauty of knowledge is to know that without the kindling... the fire can not grow.

7 Kinds Of Sex
Thought this was funny and had to share..... 7 types of sex this is so damn true... The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex. This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (very popular) The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.

Kinda Annyoing
Well since this "new" thing has come and we see pretty much everything people do.... I have noticed a few people that r supposed to be part of the Fu Bombers that just mumm and dont really bomb. Kinda annoying when they go and enter contests and dont carry their own weight and expect the family to do it. If i entered a contest I would really be bombing the hell outta myself... Every day I bomb at least 2 hrs on SOMETHING we have tons of people in giveaways including the ones on Peggy Sues pg AND yet we still have people who dont bomb at all. AND on top of bombing I promote I keep up with the blogs and even rate everyone and their stash and help level people. SERIOUSLY its not hard to multitask and have 2 seperate tabs open and in one mumm in the other BOMB. NOT hard. BUt guess thats just me *shrugs* Just saying it gets annoying to see when they r the same people that enter the contests and stuff. Thats all just had to get it out there because ive been annoyed by this for a while now!

Kindred Thoughts
From the ashes it raises A beast so horrid it brings death to all who cross its path It is ruthless in its need to conquer Careless in its need to breed It shows no mercy Nor does it fear its own destruction It is driven by greed and consume by lust. Compassion you say? Perhaps in some this does exist but then there are exceptions to every natural rule. Does it value life? Perhaps Yet it is that funny it is we the children of darkness they call monsters condemning us to their preconceptions of hell. Do those of darkness slaughter needlessly? Perhaps a few…Though the beast has claimed their souls long ago Do we prey upon our children? Most certainly not such thing is unspeakable. An act of madness if you will I watch them as they live in their little houses with white picket fences a slave to all they claim to be. Smiling softly as I feel their pain. For we are free to walk alone this night Nixy For those wondering this is written from the perspectiv

Kindness Is A Curse
Seems like kindness gets you no where in this world...I feel like, being nice and kind to people, is not a good thing its a curse. Seems like most my days are filled with hurt and tears than smiles. Someone always putting me down...telling me what I should be...or how im suppose to be. This is a cruel CRUEL world. Sometimes I wish I wasnt even classfied as a part of the human race. My world...hmmm my world......my world feels like im in hell and theres no way to heaven.......

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 Kinds Of Sex Sunday, January 20, 08 10:53 a.m. Seven Kinds Of Sex The Seven Kinds Of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with you partner a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kithcen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is where you have been with your partner for to long. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in the bedroom. The 4th Kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner to long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say screw you. The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning. Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is whne you cannot stand your wi

Kind Of Date I Am:
You are mature but still in the prime of your life. You especially cherish your friends, and you're emotionally ready to try out long-term relationships (if you want!). You are experienced (maybe beyond your years!), and people find that very attractive. Your date better be prepared for scintilating conversations coupled with the occasional wild time out!

7 Kinds Of Sex
Seven Kinds Of Sex The Seven Kinds Of Sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with you partner a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kithcen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is where you have been with your partner for to long. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in the bedroom. The 4th Kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner to long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say screw you. The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex Which means you get Nun in the morning. Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is whne you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you infront of ev

Kind Of Dog I Would Be:
ADAPTABLE The adaptable dog is easy to handle and cooperative. His submissive nature will have him continually looking to his master for leadership. This pup is easy to train, reliable with children, and though he lacks self confidence makes a high quality family pet. He is usually less extroverted than an outgoing pup but his demeanor is gentle and affectionate. • Pug • Basenji • Boston Terrier • Bulldog • Lhasa Apso • Welsh Corgi • Scottish Terrier

Kind Of Fruit I Am:
PINEAPPLE You are quick to decide and even quicker to act. You are brave in asking career changes, if that is what is to your advantage.You have exceptional organizing abilities and are undaunted by the size of the task at hand. You tend to be self reliant, sincere and honest in your dealings with others . Though you are not given to making friends very quickly,but once you do, it is for life. Your partner is often impressed with your sterling qualities but disappointed in your ability to show affection.

Kind Of Cat I Would Be:
You are described as a SOCIAL cat! Here are some matching cat breeds: Balinese: Lively, loving, sociable. Maine Coon: Adaptable, active. Somali: Easy-going, loving. Siberian: Loving, playful. Abyssinian: Active, playful. Burmese: Smart, playful, loyal.

Kindred
kindred If we should touch, hand to heart You would feel my soul within you. Knowing not, from where we end The start of friendship the beinging of love Beyond what we ever felt gentle as the littliest flower in the fields And consistent as the river run A kindred love is always there never dieing only growing We know no space or time can tear us way We see and feel internally We somehow know eachothers thoughts and dreams We share these bonds permanently. Once touched You'll recognize we are kindred we have no boundries free to care free to love Or length of time set for us to sahre The purpose of this special bond is yet to be known to us But kindred has i feel to thee to our souls are free we cherish each other offer your time No deeper moment will you know No greater blessing will you find. when our kindred spirirts become has one by angel

A Kinder And More Gentle Me
You know this place is amazing. It has truly created a kinder and more gentle me. I know some of you could be shocked at the possibility of me becoming any kinder or more gentle than I already was and that probably more of of you could be shocked at the possibility of me actually becoming kinder and more gentle, but it is a fact. Story 1: One time last week at work I had a perfect opportunity to make an ass of myself at work in response to the bartender's bitchy attitude to me.....and I refrained. Story 2: One time over the weekend some young punk decided that after sitting in a room of friends with me for about 15 minutes hours earlier, he knew me well enough to even attempt to make an accurate character assessment of me and then argue with me when he was way off...now I think I may have cut him before..but this time, the kindler and more gentle Kristina just explained to him how he lacked sufficient basis on which to make any type of judgment about me. Story 3: I just

Kinda Addicted
1. Raised in: DONPEDRO CALIFORNIA 2. Planned baby: OH I HIGHLY DOUBT IT! 3. Birth date: AUGUST 10TH 1977 4. Any siblings: YEP. MY SISTER CYN AND MY BROTHER ROBERT (WHOS AN ASS) I HAVE A STEPSISTER MICHELLE WHO IS WAY TO AWSOME TO ME HUMAN, 5. Younger or older: IM THE MIDDLE CHILD...AFTER BEING THE BABY FOR 12 YEARS! 6. Hair color: BLONDE BUT NOT ALL WICKED BLONDE. CUZ ITS NATURAL...YA KNOW...IT LOOKS BROWNISH ON MY CAM THO SEE? 7. Hair length: WICKED LONG. I GOT IT TRIMMED THO A FEW WEEKS AGO. 8. First school: DON PEDRO ELEMENTARY BABY! 9. Eye color: BLUISH GREENISH 10. Shoe size: 8 1/3 TRY FINDING A SHOE FOR THAT!! 11. Mood: MOSTLY HAPPY 12. Smell: YOU KNOW HOW YOUR GANNA KISS SOMEONE? AND YOU HUG THEM, SLIP YOUR ARMS AROUND THEIR WAIST AND STEP ON TIPPIE TOES TOO? I LIKE TO KISS THEIR NECK FIRST...PRESS MY LIPS AGIANST IT... IM GANNA SAY A MANS SKIN BUT NEVER HIS... 13. Height : 5'3" 14. Lefty/

Kinda Tired
I am getting kinda tired. Life will change, will I be on here as much. Prolly not. I wonder how life will be when it changes. Who knows? Things are good, better than good, Im lucky. Its windy, its going to keep me awake and Im not happy about that. Anyways, smile folks, if yer in my friends list aside from the 2 random men or 1 or whatever, its because I find you very attractive. If yer in my family its because yer very attractive and I love you. I refuse to add a salute because I choose who I show my face to not the gayness of the adminstration on here. FUCK them! I actually in real life today said the words "I am Pedro" an still no one knows why it was funny to me. I love my guitar, it brings me great peace to play it. Health Insurance in this country sucks testicles. It bothers me so much. Should I a) wait for my new job to give me benefits in July, or b) pay almost $500 a month just to be covered until then? I dislike moving intensely. St Patrick, the pa

Kinda An Alpha Female Lol
You Have Many Alpha Tendencies You're not a total alpha female, but you certainly know how to - and like to - get your way. You're forceful without being intimidating. You're confident without being vain. A perfect mix. Are You an Alpha Female?

Kind Of Monster I Am"
Are you a vampire werewolf zombie ghost or some other ghoul? Do you represent the league of the undead or the coalition of bloodsuckers? Something about your personality tells us you're evil. Very very evil.

Kind Of Music I Am:
You're a classic punker. Hard headed and strongly motivated in government relations. You probably like a lot of underground bands that other people at your school don't really know about. You consider people who shop at Hot Topic to be posers and you're ok.

8 Kinds Of Sex
8 Kinds of Sex Every Couple Should Try The hottest couples don't just have great sex — they have embarrassing sex, and make-up sex, and wild, can't-walk-the-next-day sex, and more. And the thing is, every kind of sex is crucial for your bond – yes, even couldn't-quite-stay-awake- to-finish sex. Here's how. Sure, you and your guy have good sex. Ideally, you have fantastic sex, as often as possible. But there's more to a solid sex life than just straight-up great sex. A truly amazing sexual connection encompasses lots of different kinds of sex — maybe even ones you wouldn't expect. After all, your relationship isn't one-note, so why should your sex life be? "You change, you age, and you grow as a couple in an emotional and an intellectual way," says Laura Meers, Ph.D., a psychologist in family practice in Columbus, OH. "Hopefully you're growing and changing sexually too. And the more dimensions there are in a relationship in general, the more you will see those dimensions reflected

Kinda Girlfriend
You Are an Indifferent Ex You're not one of those girls who thinks about her exes - or even remembers them "Love 'em and Leave 'em" is your motto. And your break ups tend to be a clean break. It's a nice strategy to have, and guys appreciate your total lack of emotional baggage. But just a little reminder: it is okay to remember the good parts of your past, even with exes. What Kind of Ex-Girlfriend Are You?

7 Kinds Of Sex For Men
The first kind of sex is called: SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face The 2nd kind of sex is called: KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: BEDROOM SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom The 4th Kind of sex is called: HALLWAY SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say, ''screw you''. The 5th kind of sex is called: RELIGIOUS SEX. Which means you Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind of sex is called: COURTROOM SEX. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court, she takes you to court and scre

Kinda Interesting..
Can you raed tihs? Olny 13347 plopee can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

The Kind Of Man I Want!!
As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man. I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked...believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't

Kinda Bored
It cold outside tonight, much colder then it had been earlier in the day. I’m nervous and you’re not even here yet! I hear a knock on my door and I know it’s you. I open the door and can’t even say anything other then Hi. We go back to my room and I sit on the bed and you follow me and sit beside me. I don’t look at you. I can’t bring myself to. Its freezing in my room so I wrap my arms around me not a second later do, I hear you ask me if im cold, I tell you that I am and you move closer to me. Then before I realize what has just happened you kiss me. Before I can protest, I feel your hand on my leg. It feels hot like its burning my skin, then I feel your lips on my neck. You have no idea what that does to me how badly it turns me on. I whisper your name, as you look up at me my lips meet yours and I can’t stop. I kiss you with such hunger. When our lips part almost on instinct I stand up and you follow my lead. I kneel in front of you and I start to undo your pants. But you stop me,

The Kind Of Eyes
I see an unrefined person With so much to lose And so much to gain With deep penetrating eyes The kind of eyes That can see through people The kind of eyes That could almost undress A pretty girl With the desire to love The kind of eyes That can warm a girl’s heart With just one look The kind of eyes That can be serious Or full of intrigue With the color of water Before it hits the sea Written by, Michael Coburn

4-29-08 Kinda Darker
WHEN THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR ISNT WHAT U LIKE TO SEE AND THE DEMONS INSIDE U TAUNTING DRIVING U TOWARDS INSANITY U CRY OUT IN THE DARK FOR JUSTIFICATION FOR THE ACTS THAT HAVE BEEN PILING FROM THE PAST FLEETING GLIMPSES OF CONTENTMENT SELL UR SOUL TO MAKE THEM LAST GHOSTS HAUNT UR DREAMS LIL REMINDERS OF THE GOALS THAT FELL ALONG THE WAY PERSONAL SACRIFICES N SELF INDULGENCE ALWAYS TIME...ALWAYS ANOTHER DAY BUT THE BRIDGES GET BURNED N PROMISES BROKEN THE SMILES N SINCERITY SEEMS TO FADE CHARITY N KINDNESS FEEL SO USELESS A BRIGHTER WORLD IS A FANTASY MADE BUT HOPE STILL SPRINGS ETERNAL WHEN U FIND THE LOVE THAT BRINGS A SONG TO UR HEART THE SECRETS THAT BUILD WALLS OF RESISTANCE CRUMBLE MAKING U BELIEVE THAT IT COULD BE WORTH A START

38 Kinder, Gentler Way To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combo plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off the cracker Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay h

Kindly Unspoken
As high as the moon So high were my spirits When you sang out my name And coming from you It was enough just to hear it Oh, it rang like the bells did today But even the sturdiest ground Can shift and can tremble and let us fall down… Kindly unspoken You show your emotion And silence speaks louder than words It’s lucky I’m clever Cause if I didn’t know better I’d believe only that which I’d heard In the days of my folly I followed your lead Did what Simon Says to do But I won’t let melancholy Play me for a fool Oh, no I’m on my way somewhere new And as far as your lack of something to say Well, to tell me goodbye there was no better way Kindly unspoken You show your emotion And silence speaks louder than words It’s lucky I’m clever If I didn’t know better I’d believe only that which I’d heard Bridge: So don’t keep me up till the dawn With words that’ll keep leading me on I know much better than to wait for an answer from you Kindly u

Kinda Out Of It...
Greetings friends! I just wanted to post a little update and apologize for not being around lately. A wonderful doctor's visit has me on antibiotics for an infection and I made the mistake of going out and mow the back yard in the heat of the day. Well, stubborn me forgot that sun, heat and antibiotics are a no mixer for me especially on an empty stomach. I took a tumble with the lawnmower torquing my knee falling over backwards tripping over a post landing on the concrete slab and bouncing my head off the bricks. All the while I forgot to let go of the darn thing and the blades were still going full speed. Thankfully I did not hack off any body parts but did bounce back up to finish what I was doing. Eugene came back from where he went off to to find me in a state of confusion, exhaustion, complete and utter disarray dripping and dirty while attempting to refill the mower with gas and got me fluids and finished mowing while I cooled off and cleansed in the shower. That'

7 Kind Of Sex....
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in fron

Kindred Spirits Groove Theory
Kindred Spirits Groove Theory by Andrew Harris ©2004 Dreams of you, again I sway In time with the rhythm of one fine day A song sang loud, and heard forever Grooving there, we play together Such thoughts are shared, and crystal clear This music we both hold so dear Now come, we’ll dance these fears away Enjoy the rush, let come what may.

Kinds Of Dick
Ladies.....ladies.....LADIES! When I read this I knew I had to share this with all of you. I think at some point in your sex lives you may have come across some, if not all of the types described below. Enjoy!! Kinds Of Dick MISERABLE DICK When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things and does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even if you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch. DAMN! TOLERABLE DICK This is funny dick. He eats major pussy.

Kinds Of Sex
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance woul

Kind Of Combat Weapon I Am
What Combat Weaponry Are You?M-134 "Mini-Gun"A true brute, you have a "presence" every where you go. You can take on any opponent with little effort, your dependable and your reputation does the talking.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

"kinda" Back
As everything should be I am moving along at my own pace in getting back to exactly who and what I am and what I am all about. Short a time as it was I do feel better than I did but am still moving forward. I must admit the welcomes back are very pleasing to me as I will admit it is nice to be missed once in a while, we all are that way. Still a lot of things going on within and around me but I feel better armed to deal with things. I hope to be around a lot more but time will tell about that. Amazing what you can learn about yourself when you set back and look at yourself from another view not unlike as another person. Thinking about what advice would you give this person were it not you. Thank you again all that have welcomed me back, I have missed this place.

3 Kinds Of Ppl....
there are 3 kinds of ppl in this world dicks pussies and assholes... Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes

Kinda Annoyed...
Last night a "friend" was being a jerkoff in the mumms for no reason his comment after being called out on it --------------------------------------------- August 8, 2008 @ 4:45 am #93 of 123 I came to the mumms cuz there was some decent smack talk. Lately, it's become a love-fest. If YOU want to take the internetz seriously, I'm really sorry for you all... me? ...I'm gonna keep playing.... --------------------------------------------- this is a person who i liked.. and respected.. now... not so much.. getting fed up with people who think that they can treat someone with disrespect just because they are in a bad mood i know a lot of people do it.. but at the same time.. when you do things like that.. it is wrong.. AFTER someone is a dick to you.. then yes you have EVERY right to come at them like there is no tomorrow but automatically fucking with someone just because of their weight (like in the mumm and by the guy in question) pisses me the fuck off..

Kinds Of Sex
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet Someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a short time and you are so needy you will Have sex anyw here, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and You usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner For too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun In the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when y

~ Kindred Spirit ~
~ Kindred Spirit ~ After the great spirit created the world He called man and wolf into council He charged them to go out to be heard To give name to all the earth's plant and animal Together they went about their task in earnest Giving name to all that their path would cross To give symbol to all, in plain and forest Making sure that none were passed or lost Task completed, they returned to the great spirit Proud of what man and wolf had accomplished All now had a name, as he had asked it With this, he told the two they were finished Kindred spirit is what he named them Told them then to part, yet live in harmony Which they did, 'till strangers came to this land Killing the wolf to make room for his family It is time we remembered this was not the plan Wolf was not a problem for tribes that were here Together we were to live, hand in hand How can we make the intruders open their ears Kindred spirits of the land we had lived Working together t

Kindred_spirit Needs Leveled~!!!
Calling all Fu-friends! Porls been stuck at Fu-king for far to long!! he needs us to bomb his arse and get him there!! he has 1,288,575 points to go!! He makes awesome tags for friends and always rates and comments to get people levelled so how about we all shower him with fu love and bomb him so his alert box goes bonkers lol! Heres his link to his profile ... Thanks for reading !! Love Sandy xx

Kind Of Funny....
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers... FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Kinda Funny To Me
this is going to be short since,naturally,my other blogs are, but anyway, i was taking a short break to go out on the porch, and all of a sudden the sensory lights to the front yard go on and sitting there was a skunk,with it's back towards me,i'm glad it was a bit of distance away, i was watching it slowly walk and move, anyways i took a small step forward and said "it's ok skunker" and it ran! haha i thought it was pretty hilarious ok i'm done now

Kinda Gettin Depressed...
Ok, so if I start gettin strange and not too chatty for a bit....the end of September through the first couple weeks of October are really tough on me and I have more pressure this year on top of it. In 06, on the way home from a trip to Jersey for Debra's (my daughter's) birthday September 25th we were just getting on the bus when my mom called me hysterically to tell me my dad was being rushed to the hospital and he was really really sick. He wasn't the type to EVER even go to a doctor and so I knew it was bad! We cried the whole bus trip back and my mom told me the last half hour to come to the hospital straight from the bus, it was really bad. Me being pig headed I insisted she tell me right now....my dad wa diagnosed with terminal lung cancer that was already spread throughout his body. I was never more devestated and spent the next 11 days practically living in the hospital until I brought my dad home (and my mom) to my house to care for him on hospice care. Seven days later he w

Kinds Of Love
If Love be only kept among lovers, that may be too limited or tunnel-visioned ...Love from Mother Nature -- feel the gentle light breeze; see the clear blue skies; bees, butterflies and little daisies -- all kinds of everything, we realize the beautiful creation from our loving God...Love from parents -- they love you so they have punishments for your wrong doings, to let you know what is right and just...Love from peers and friends -- supporting and sharing and caring whenever you are in need, doesn't matter how often you meet, they are right readily offering help when you ask...Love from oneself and then to each other -- self respect for one's own value and dignity, so that one learns to respect numerous other 'ones', about their thoughts, their values, their feelings and perceptions -- so to live in peace and happily together...Surely, I am not denying Lovers' love -- such love is great and awesome. Strong as death with zeal like fire. Ideally, its loyalty and purity would be able t

Kind Of Person I Attract
What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.You attract artsy people! You attract Yuppies! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quiz Create

Kind Of Soul I Am
You Are a Prophet Soul You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people. Sometimes this faith can lead to disappointment in the long run. No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way. You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle. Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings. A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning. You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

Kinda Pissed
So I got a carpool today from my dad. I look alot like him, and have inherited most of his sarcasm and ailments. So I complained that its his fault that I have migraines, because his genes sucked. And he told me that if I would've gotten ALL his genes, I would be sitting at a successful office instead of a hotel's front desk. That really pissed me off, so I called him an asshole. wtf? Now i'm all bitter, grrr

Kind Of Takeout Food I Am
What Kind Of Take Out Food Are You?Mexican FoodYou love life! In fact, you'd consider everyday a fiesta! That's why Mexican food appeals to you because of the love that goes into the cooking and the fiery taste that comes out. You're a wild and free spirit, which somehow makes it OK for you to be compared to chile pepper. Way to go!Personality-Emotion Quizzes

Kind Of Sexy I Am
Naughty Sexy Hey, there's nothing sexier than being a sex-crazed beast. Any hotties on your radar better lock their doors at night, or you'll be on 'em like a Rotweiller on a milkbone. We'll give you this: you're direct. Others may go for romance, but you figure, what's the point? Might as well cut out the middle man and go straight for the prize. And you've got a point. Knowing what you want -- and getting it -- is pretty darn hot. It wouldn't be the end of the world, though, if you threw a little romance into your routine. You know, wrap yourself in a cloud of mystery. Or at least wrap yourself in a bathrobe. Yikes!

Kind Of Eyes I Have
You have brown (actually hazel) eyes. Brown is the color of the earth. Your eyes symbolize your comforting and fostering nature. You are stable, grounding, sophisticated, considerate, conventional and orderly. People may consider you to be cozy or warm. People feel safe when they are with you. Some words to describe you: reliability, elegance, security, healing, homely, grounding, foundation, and earthly.

3 Kind Of Sex
Sex often draws us into a relationship and helps keep it alive. But what is "good" sex? If you look at the images that bombard us every day, good sex is instantaneous, cataclysmic, and is best early in a relationship. In real life, folks in long term relationships who can talk openly about their sex life have more and better sex than newer couples.What really determines what kind of sex you have isn't the novel positions you find in the latest magazine, it's how safely attached you are to your partner. The new science of attachment tells us that there are really 3 kinds of sex. Sealed-Off Sex This is all about reducing sexual tension, achieving the big O and feeling good about your sexual prowess. The name of the game is sensation, the more the better and performance, or the "God I am hot" quotient. The relationship with the other person is secondary. For a one night stand this is maybe okay. In a long term relationship this is bad news. Men seem to be more able to practice this

Kinda Emo.. But.. Hopeful?
Ya know... Sometimes you suddenly realize how much of a different person you are.. or how different you are living your life compared to a year before. A few months ago I lived in a depression that was slowly eating me and in my mind.. if i was cutting an apple and the knife slipped and cut my wrist.. i probably would have let myself bleed out.. Now... i would probably fight to stay alive. This is probably the first time in a few years that I WANT to live... A year ago... I fought to speak to the ONE person that I considered MY friend.. not my husband and I or even just my husband's friend... Now? every week I am with MY friends... I actually HAVE them.. and they don't like me because of my husband.. they like me for me... the one person who I was friends with before these... I love her.. a lot.. she is (was) like a sister to me.. but she..... i don't want to say abandoned, but.. its close..... she decided that rather than doing what I have done for her in the

Kind Of Food Resembles U Sexually
Strawberries! You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Kind Of Communicator I Am
What Kind of Communicator Are You?You're Private MessagingWhether it's an email or a private message on a social networking site, you like to spend the time to craft your words and edit them carefully. Sending such a message is like the modern day letter and people always appreciate that. You're incredibly considerate and you really put a lot of care into everything you do. Sometimes, you border on being a little too perfect, but you always mean well.Personality-Emotion Quizzes

Kinda Drunk
so.................. here i am kinda drunk & bored....i tried going on cam in the anti-lounge, but nobody is in there, so...idk, show me your tits or feet cause i'm sure footie is around somewhere ♥

The Kind Of Christmas Tree I Should Have
You Should Have a Pink Christmas Tree For you, the holidays represent a time of friendship and sharing. You're happy as long as you're spending time with the people you care about. You are passionate about the holidays, and that start of the holiday season makes you very excited. You sometimes go a bit overboard in your celebrations. You just can't help it! Passionate, easily excited, sweet, giving, love, friendship, sensitive, caring Your pink tree would look great with: More pink! You should spend Christmas Eve watching: The Muppet Christmas Carol What you should bake for Santa: Rice krispie treats with red and green food coloring What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?

Kind Of Pagan I Am.
You Scored as Zoroastrian PaganThe Zoroastrian Pagan is a rare breed who follows the teachings of Zoroaster, the religious reformer. He believed that there were no gods, and it was naive to put faith in them and give them names. What one should focus on is merely serving one side of the cosmic duality; work on good or light deeds, and the world would become more good or light. Pagans of this variety are rare, but often feel like they get more done without the hassle and clutter of pantheons and gods. They're smart, analytical, and occationally cynical. Zoroastrian Pagan 90% Eastern Pagan

Kind Of Fitting...you'd Just Have To Listen
Heartless (Remastered - Kanye West[Chorus] In the night, I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless... How could you be so heartless? Oh... How could you be so heartless? [Verse 1] How could you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze, yo Just remember that you talkin' to me though You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo I mean after all the things that we've been through I mean after all the things we got into Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me Hey yo, I did some things but that's the old me And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me So you walk around like you don't know me You got a new friend, well I got homies But in the end it's still so lonely [Chorus] In the night, I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless... How could you be so heartless? Oh... How could you be so

Kinda Blond
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn t believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn t long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! What s going on here? My car has a flat tire , I said calmly. Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? I couldn t believe that he didn t know. So I told him, Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

Kindred Is Less Than 100k To Go...
She's always helped me out when I needed it in the past and now she could use a little help. Thank you and have a great night. ❤ ★ KINDЯΣD~Ñï©k¥'§ Fµ~W¡Fê ☆@ fubar

Kinda New To Fubar
So I'm still kinda new to Fubar and still figuring all this stuff out. So far, I like it, and I'm sure I'll like it more as I figure all this stuff out. I'll admit I was expecting something like other social networks, but it's been much different. I've already got a few FuFriends and looking for more.

Kinds Of Peace Uplist Poem
Kinds of Peace Uplift ( C 2006 ) Josie Roberts The gift of lift Comes in many flavors. Easy as it sounds, It takes all kinds resounds. Maneuvering has a shift And some habits are more labors.a Punch 911 for tic tac toe pounds in rhyme And mistcs may "fly away" star bind or blind. Checkers has it's Kings And cards the queen of spades. Dominoes with big boys too -- For both games of 21 & 42,

A Kind Of Magic Escorts
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Kind Word
A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, "Meat loaf and a kind word." When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, "Okay, so where's the kind word?" The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered gently, "Don't eat the meat loaf."

Kind Of A Downer, But Meh :d
Softly for anyone who knows how it feels to cry and so i cry just a littlebegging to end it all oncejust to bleed a littleand let it all come undoneand i pray just a littleto a god i'm not sure i believebecause all i have is a littlehole where i think a heart is supposed to beand it hurts so much sometimesto know that i seem to always failand that noone will ever see me crybecause i hide the real tears so welland i have to wonder sometimeswhy i can't just let it all goand just move on with the lifethat i cannot seem to outgrowand so i let my tears flowsilently as the weight covers meand i just want to die every daythat i cry myself to sleep softly Nijah Redlin

The Kind Of Fool Makes!!!
The Kind of Fool Love Makes Lyrics:Anyone can read the signOr the writing on the wallIt's all right there to seeExcept someone like meWho can't see the truth at allIt takes a special kind of foolTo stand out in the rainSomewhere in betweenNothing left to loseNothing to be gained[Chorus] What kind of fool does it takeTo go on loving aloneLike there's some answer in the ruinsSome silver lining to be foundAn even bigger fool might thinkThat you would care if my heart breaksBefore the time that I admitI'm just the kind of fool love makesA wiser one would seeNothing's gonna changeThere's a time for giving upA time for letting goTo learn from our mistakeBut I keep holding onto hopeIn spite of everything I knowWhat kind of fool does it takeTo go on loving aloneLike there's some answer in this ruinSome silver lining to be foundIt takes a bigger fool to thinkThat the dawn will never breakOn this day that I admitI'm just the kind of fool love makesOn this day that I admitI'm just the kind of foo

Kind Of An Update
Well there isn't much to really update one. I don't know why I'm doing this. But here goes nothing. I've been working like crazy. I've been so tired lately. I haven't really done much of anything. When I'm home I just want to rest. It's starting to suck. I need a few days off that I can actually rest with. My right foot has been bothering me for a few weeks now. It's kind of weird. It doesn't really hurt, but every time i touch it with something other than my hand it hurts. Just feels really tense. Hard to explain. Walking isn't bothering me, so I guess I'll be fine. Connor has missed 2 days of school now. He's sick. Not sure what's going on with him. He'll be going to to doctor today while I'm at work. He had a low grade fever yesterday, but not last night or this morning. Just coughing a lot and laying around the house. I really hope I don't get what he's got. I'll be going out of town next week. I don't want to be seeing my Dad and be sick.

7 Kinds Of Sex
7 kinds of sex! The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screwsyou in front of everyone.The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of

7 Kinds Of Sex
(1) smurf sex-happens when u 1st meet some1 & u both have sex til ur blue in the face (2) kitchen sex-happens when u`ve been with ur partner 4 a short time & u r so needy u will have sex anywhere even the kitchen ) bedroom sex-been together 4 so long ur sex is routine & done only in the bedroom (4) hallway sex-is when u pass ur partner in the hallway & u both say "screw u" (5) religious sex-means u get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon & nun at night ~very popular~ (6) courtroom sex-when u can`t stand ur partner n they take u to court n screws u in front of every1 (7) social security sex-u get a little each month but not enough to enjoy

3 Kinds Of Ppl.... Pussies Dicks And Assholes!!!
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

Kinda Sad
I was reading this little news blurb today and was kina floored..I think there seem to be a LOT of fat people here in Colo so it made me shudder to realizze that we have the lowest number in the country. I really think HUGE efforts need to be made to start fixing this epidemic in the US...it is sad that we are coming to this. The CDC has long said that 1/3 of Americans are obese..here are some of the updated numbers for this year Mississippiis highest in the country for 5 years running at 32.5% of adults being obese Alabama 31.2% West VA 31.1% Tennessee 30.2% Colorado has the lowest at 18.9% followed by- MA 21.2% CT 21,3% Miss. also had 44.4% child obesity

Kindness
Kindness In the quest to create a gentler, more loving world, kindness is the easiest tool we can use. Though it is easy to overlook opportunities to be kind, our lives are replete with situations in which we can be helpful, considerate, thoughtful, and friendly to loved ones and associates, as well as strangers. The touching, selfless acts of kindness that have the most profoundly uplifting effects are often the simplest: a word of praise, a gentle touch, a helping hand, a gesture of courtesy, or a smile. Such small kindnesses represent an unconditional, unrestricted form of love that we are free to give or withhold at will. When you give the gift of kindness, whether in the form of assistance, concern, or friendliness, your actions create a beacon of happiness and hope that warms people's hearts. The components of kindness are compassion, respect, and generosity. Put simply, kindness is the conscious act of engaging others in a positive way without asking whether those

Kind Of A Joke
A couple of years ago, we had people send in their favorite euphemisims for workplace incompentence...orginals and classics. They don't really get old, so we thought we share them again. Enjoy. He's two raisins short of a fruitcake. Having him show up is like having 2 good men call in sick! A Forest Killer - Somebody's who's able to produce paper, but no answers. He must have donated his brain to science before he was done using it. Not only is he not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he is the spoon in the knife drawer. Her staircase doesnt go all the way to the top floor. She has two speeds...slow and stop! Did he have an extra cup of stupid this morning? If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change. Results of a performance review: "I thought this guy's performance had reached rock bottom, but then he started to dig." The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. I've heard of people having an inferiority complex, but in your case it isn't a comp

Kindness
ok, here i am again.It is 2:51AM and I am here wondering what has happened to people? You are only here once.Right here with these other human beings that share our planet and very few kind or sincere words are exchanged...why is that? With all the troubles and heartaches in this world,can no one be bothered to share words of kindness and encourgement? I believe with all my heart,that any words spoken should be good ones.My creed is;if u have nothing good to say..say nothing at all.I also believe there are much too few compliments given and much criticisms.Is it easier to pass on unkind words? I think not. We only pass this way once and should leave a path of kindness behind us. One tiny,insignificant word can acually change someones life.Someone sad and ready to give up may be saved by just one little word of sincere thoughtfulness. Guess what?We all have our faults,(yes,even you)but none needs to be reminded of them(yes,even you)But very few of us are even aware of our gifts un

Kinda Creepy Accurate...how Sad
Soul You are intelligent and you think about life and philosophy and WHY to everything. A lot. But you are missing passion. You like to do creative things, but they often lack the soul behind it. You can make people laugh and beat your friends in an IQ test, but when it comes to living life to the fullest you are lost, even though you think you aren't. You think you are right, but underneath of it all you are confused. You are only guided by your mind which often leads you astray, but your soul rarely reflects in your life. You like to work hard for things and you think you deserve them, but you sometimes wonder why you are where you are. You need direction for your persistent and determined personality, but you aren't sure where to get it.

Kinda Giggled
My mother in law sent this to me..it made me lol The year is 1947...>> Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years> ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five> aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,> New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been> covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and> organizations.>> However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine> months after that historic day, the following people were born:>> Albert A. Gore, Jr..> Hillary Rodham> John F. Kerry> William J. Clinton> Howard Dean> Nancy Pelosi> Dianne Feinstein> Charles E. Schumer> Barbara Boxer>> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?> I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for>> you. It did for me.>> No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!>> Now You

7 Kinds Of Sex
SEVEN KINDS OF SEX Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. Th e 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any m

Kinda Of Ironic After Hearing This Song It Made Me Realize It
[V1]Let's get the story straightYou were a poisonYou flooded through my veinsYou left me brokenYou tried to make me thinkThat the blame was all on meWith the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you[Chorus]It's not me it's youAlways has been youAll the lies and stupid things you say and doIt's youIt's not me it's youAll the lies and pain you put me throughI know that it's not me it's youYouYouIt's not me it's you, you[V2]So here we go againThe same fight we're always inI don't care so why pretendWake me when your lecture endsYou tried to make me smallMake me fall and it's all your faultWith the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you[Bridge]Let's get the story straightYou were a poisonFlooding through my veinsDriving me insaneAnd now you're gone awayI'm no longer chokingFrom the pain you put me throughAnd now I know that it's not me it's you

Kind Of Let Down.
Not that I think I'm that great..but I really thought I'd get more offers for fuMarriage, seeing as how I'm paying for it. Yeah I know I'm not that big of a point whore, but most of my friends aren't anyway. So what's wrong, why aren't you asking me???!! Yes I know some of you have, I'm just wanting a little more to chose from lol.

Kinda Scary
P { MARGIN: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 5px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5px } UNDATED - Is your tap water safe? According one group, if you live in Pensacola you might want to rethink the next time you reach for the faucet to satisfy your thirst. The Environment Working Group, a research and advocacy group, released their findings from a three-year study that tested municipal water supplies across the U.S. They found that Pensacola, Florida had the worst tap water in the country.Since 2004, the group analyzed water quality tests from 48,000 communities in 45 states. From those tests, the EWG rated 100 big city water utilities. Listed below are their findings.Cities With Best Water 1. Arlington, TX2. Providence, RI3. Fort Worth, TX4. Charleston, SC5. Boston, MA6. Honolulu, HI7. Austin, TX8. Fairfax County, VA9. St. Louis, MO10. Minneapolis, MNCities With Worst Water 1. Pensacola, FL2. Riverside, CA3. Las Vegas, NV4. Riverside County, CA5. Reno,

Kindness
Let us not underestimate how hard it is to be compassionate. Compassion is hard because it requires the inner disposition to go with others to the place where they are weak, vulnerable, lonely, and broken. But this is not our spontaneous response to suffering. What we desire most is to do away with suffering by fleeing from it or finding a quick cure for it. As busy, active, relevant ministers, we want to earn our bread by making a real contribution. This means first and foremost doing something to show that our presence makes a difference. And so we ignore our greatest gift, which is our ability to enter into solidarity with those who suffer. Those who can sit in silence with their fellowman, not knowing what to say but knowing that they should be there, can bring new life in a dying heart. Those who are not afraid to hold a hand in gratitude, to shed tears in grief and to let a sigh of distress arise straight from the heart can break through paralyzing boundaries and witness the birt

Kinda Weird This One :(
Im not sure how to take this or even what to make of it. The other mornin maybe 10 mins before I awoke, in my Dream I was runnin through a corn field, with my arms full of what I can only assume is sweet corn. Anyway, when i was crossin the road back to the house, out of the corner of my eye to the right, i caught this Black shadowy figure of a dog. But this wasnt any normal dog. An much to big by the looks of it to be a normal Wolff. It stood (on all fours) at my mid~section, jus beloew my chest. Thick furred, and as black as the night herself. This, figure was in my neighbors yard, middle of her lawn. As i started to take another step, out of the corner of my eye, I saw one right to the left of me. I mean I could reach out and pet it, thats how close it was. They were both identical in color and in height. They were eye to eye with me, almost. Now the only things Ive ever seen that big were in the movies, and that would be the Lyconthrope. NOt sure what alot of you think, but i fo

Kinda A Rap Lol Book O Life ... A Mini Flow By Yours Truely
When i was young i had a heart of gold always did how i was told i was a good girl yeah thats what they said delusions of reality planted in my head. told i couldnt make it...n i did told that id go under... but i swam told i was a weak soul... but ya kno im strong living out this day to another dawn (chorus)The book of my life has some rough pages n everEday i plan to rearrange this, lookin to the blessins in my life2 free me from undyin strife Now here goes my second verse and dontcha kno its unrehearsed I came up from tha ashes n fixed my fate i wouldnt perish in tha struggle for goodness sake this one holds on til the end buried the past now theyre my friend o they all kno n they all see one thing holds em together thats me.

Kinda Important
Morning all you lovely, people. just to give you a clue as to what is happening ... and most i know it's personel drama and you don't need to be invloved. I am locking things down as of today. There will probably be someone coming around being all nice and cutey about it ... but trying to find out where I am and where I am living and who I am talking to and so on. I am not a very public person. but I am having to protect myself. This is from the same person that I got away from ... has informed me if I proceed with everything that I am doing ... "When I get out of jail, you better leave the country, because i will find you!!" yeah, not needed. So, I am protecting myself. I(h) all of my friends and there are those that know and understand more of what's going on. Please just know, I will not have pics available for anyone other than friends. And even though I need to have my profile kinda open, yeah ... sorry!!!! huggz n lubz n stuffz 3/14/11 I am hoping som

Kinderbar, Funbar
Should there be two sections on fubar, kinderbar for those twenty-five years and younger,or for those who shave a decade or more off their age, or add the same amount ? And funbar for those twenty-six years or older who can prove it?

Kinda Gettin Tired....
... tired of people telling me who or what I should be attracted to! From gay men to single mom's to BBW's, I'm sick of being told that I'm wrong for not being attracted to or wanting to date them. I don't go around telling women they should be attracted to short balding men, and I'm sick and tired of being told who I should be attracted to or find attractive. That's no path to happiness. So enough already! :-(

Kinda Nervous
I have to have a nuclear stress test over the next two days. According to my ekg...it appears that I had a heart atack some time back...The dr does not think this is the case, but wants to be safe. I am sort of nervous about it. Any of you jerks ever have one or know someone who did?

20 Kinds Of People You Should Avoid: Exposing Wrong People Around You
You do not need everybody in your life. There are some people that must be avoided. Some people have been assigned into your life to continuously distract you from your focus. The quality of your life will always be determined by the quality of the people around you. How do you assess the quality of the relationships around you? This is the book that will help and assist you to expose wrong people around you and how you can deal with them. That’s why you should own this book today! To Place Your Order click any of the following links: https://www.createspace.com/3836799

Kinda Simple
General Consumption - this shouldn't be news to people, but apparently it is...go fucking figure. Don't like what I do - tell me about it. Don't like what I say - argue it. Don't think I'm very nice - delete/block/ignore me. I did not come to fubar because I really, REALLY missed kindergarten. I have no fucking intention of revisiting it because it was apparently the highlight of some people's existence and they insist on repeating their playground tantrums ad fucking nauseum. You don't like me - that is fine by me...there are very few people whose opinion I give a good goddamn about and chances are you're not on that fucking list. But for FUCK'S sake...GROW THE FUCK UP. NEWSFLASH: - not everything is about YOU - if you want a good friend, stop fucking attacking them, mocking them and generally acting like psychopathic twelve-year-olds because you're too scared to come at ME. No you can't comment. Yes, that's you. And you. And you. And you. (ie it's everyfuc

Kindness
I just gotta get this out there sometimes I wonder why ppl would rather walk all over me than to just be grateful that I am helping because by the time they realize just what a good person and friend I am............ they look up to see me wave as Im walking away....... Dont take my kindess as a weakness because I can tell when Im being taken advantage of and U know what quite a few ppl have lost me as a friend. I don't look back...... I have no reason to its in the past can't change it so why look at it. LEt me tell U I have been through hell in the last few years, I have 4 beautiful children they are probably the only thing I have done right. HUnter is 9 James 7, Ellieanna 2 and Cormack is 7 mons. Now I have in that time learned alot as well I have lost love and loved ones so I know the feeling of loss and pain I also have met some really great people that I am damn proud to call my friends but I have also met some people I thought were friends and they are the ones that are now no l

5 Kinds Of Homemade Conditioner Formulation Easy Money
Home homemade hair conditioner, can be as simple as knock eggs, ghd iv stylercan also be complex seems to be in the home to set up a chemistry lab.However, on their own, can save a lot of money, but also for the head fatigue hair to create targeted moisturizing products. 5 kinds of homemade conditioner formulation easy money In fact, conditioner is very simple moisturizing products, shampoo for hair.It can recover hair chemical equilibrium state, with moisturizing effect, strengthening hair.Using conditioner, not only oil, also contains moisturizing agent.Moisturizers can alleviate hunger and hair, pure oil will only dust adsorption (micro-blog), increasing the burden of hair. 1 in Jojoba oil and Aloe Vera Gel 5 kinds of homemade conditioner formulation easy money If you ignore the deep care, hair becomes dead, no gloss.The following formula, you can bring deep moisture conditioning hair.In a bowl, add 3 oz jojoba oil and 8 ounces of aloe vera gel, mixing.The modulation o

Kindness
Kindness is not just a thing , kindness is a way of way of life , being able to smile at a sad stranger , being able to pick up someones keys when they fall .. , kindness is caring for one another , and treating each other equally no matter what thier position or title is in life . we are all the same , and yet some of us judge others like they better somehow ... with the belief that they deserve more then others ... just because of who they are ... but its the people that still work hard , love thier families and friends , aquanitances , which are happier by far ... they may not have much in terms of monetary goods .. but neither do they deisire or crave it the way others do .. is money a means to an end .. or like your best friend ? If you had money would would you share ?, if you had money would you care ? would you something to give back to those less unfortunate or would keep it , spend it on yourself or save ever last penny and die with money still

Kindness
"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.""At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other,... it's usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we've chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them. The people that a

Kinda Tired
So I'm kind of tired of people bitching. Which is what I'm doing now, yes I know.....Hello pot, I'm kettle. Now I will continue. I've seen so many people bitch and complain about what they gave us as gifts on here. Really? You're going to get bent out of shape over IMAGINARY gifts.....pixels? Wow. Some people. The only thing that I don't think that is/was fair is that everyone got the same gift, no matter what level they are. I think that the higher the level you are, the more you should have gotten. Even if it was just more fuBucks or an extra day blast. I dunno. But when it gets down to it, it doesn't really matter. They didn't have to GIVE us anything. I think they should just take the gifts back if they complain. Greedy sons of bitches.

Kindred Understanding
Kindred Understanding You felt alone. Such a timid kitten. Cold, scared, hungry. We were introduced. Our eyes met and we knew. I took you home, made your bed, Fed your belly, kept you warm. You sleep soundly, under my wing. You desire guidance, direction, comfort. You desire protection, safety, peace. Little did I know we would have so much in common, The day we met. Kindred spirit found, In another creature. In another pet.

Kinds Of Shoes Do Not Cause Pain
Granted, you probably are looking for something that is Josh Freeman Drift Jersey comfortable to the feet, isn't too shabby looking but simple enough that it doesn't draw too much attention teetimesanywhere Over the knee wedge boots are a huge trend right now for fall and winter It will show dedication and seriousness when it comes to what they do for a living But bear in mind, bedbugs may really easily be transported into your family home by way of house Doug Martin Drift Jersey guests, pets along with other creatures in the event the bed bugs are hidden on them who knows where, therefore it happens to be not just simply dirty homes which will get affected by bed bug infestations Remember, you're probably going to be in that house for a while The food is good, the atmosphere laid back as well as the contemporary feel makes it a Vincent Jackson Drift Jersey beautiful spot to stay in case you are in search of some thing out from the normal One can wear this kind of shoes

K I Need Help
a couple years ago..i want to say 2005 there was a movie i saw previews for from what i remember it was about a latin gangster..drug dealer idk who gets arrested when they're showing him on the news he offers a million dollars to anyone who can break him out of jail in turn all of the gangs and such jump on the wagon and everyone i'm assuming goes after the prison i think there were some rappers in there..i remember a lot of good actors at least but i can't for the fuck of me remember any of their names i've been looking for lke..the last 2 hours for this movie..SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!

Kinesic Paper On False Confessions
In a few instances, false confessions could prove dire. They deprive innocent people freedom; as well as, they make a mockery of the legal system from the police on up to the judges and lawyers. As Leo, R. (2003) states, “It is impossible to estimate how many people give false confessions.” Hansen, M. (1999) argues that roughly 14% to 25% of confessions are false. Kassin (2003) states, paraphrased, “73% of defendants give a false confession.” Leo, R. is more reliable since we don’t have the sources required to full know how many people with in the prison system are there only by a statement that they had given during an interrogation was false. Now; Cassell (1999) makes a unique claim, “There are not as many false confessions as the media makes out to be.” My one problem with this statement is that, yes, it might not be as common, but still is our legal system not meant to protect those that are innocent? Therefore, one innocent person due to a false confession is still in the wrong. T

Kinetic
Paper thin, I dragged my feet and dried my glistening eye. I hanged my head, cold and dead, at the place where I would die. With none who would see me get covered with earth I took one more step with all I was worth. The weight on my back made one step become two. I ran with the strain as was all I could do. I couldn't turn back to return to my death and the chains flew as ribbons in the wake of my breath. Life filled my lungs and blood filled my brain. The burden I bore is a runaway train. My hands were like lead now they raise to the sky and with hope they dry love from my glistening eye.

5k In Fubucks If U Join Me
To the first 20 Fu-Friends & Family Who Join this under my link. I will give you 5k in Fu-bucks. 1. U have to already be in my Friends and Family. 2. U have to tell me in a Private Message which e-mail that u used so I can verify my referral creit. 3. Once My referral credit is posted I will give you 5k in Fubucks.

300k In Fubucks Come And Get It
AUTO'S ARE ON GET 300K IN FUBUCKS JUST FOR RATTING!!! HI FUBAR, ITS ME MIZZ SHADY A DEAR DEAR FRIEND BOUGHT ME THIS AUTO 11 THAT I AM RUNNING NOW. IT'S THE VERY LAST ONE I HAVE GUYS AND THERES NO TELLING WHEN ILL BE GETTING ANOTHER OR IF AT ANY TIME SOON... SO IF YOU SHOUT ME AND TELL ME YOUR GOING FOR THE 300K IN FUBUCKS I'LL LET YOU IN. YOU JUST HAVE TO RATE EVERY PICTURE IN ONE ALBUM AND COMMENT WHERE IT SAYS COMMENT AND THE 300K IN FUBUCKS IS YOUR. THIS IS ONLY DURING HAPPY HOUR TIME AND WHILE I'M RUNING AUTO 11'S. IT GETS REALLY CRAZY EVERY TIME I DO THIS SO DON'T GIVE UP JUST KEEP SHOUTING ME TILL I SEE YOU... SO PLZ MAKE IT A POINT TO COME ON OUT TO MY PAGE IF YOUR ON. HOSTING A LOT OF CRAZY RATE FOR FUBUCK SPECIALS GOING ON DURING THAT TIME. IF I OWE YOU FUBUCKS JUST KEEP HITING MY SHOUT TILL I SEE YOU. AS SOON AS I KNOW YOUR THERE AND THAT I OWE I'LL PAY UP.

The King Of Kings
***Published Twice In 2006*** Living in a world with no identity In a world surrounded by obscenity Looking around there is too much fighting A feeling so uninviting Fear deep in our hearts With a tear falling before it even starts Alone in a alleyway of lies Waiting for the worlds demise Hope waiting in the corner of our mind Restrained we keep it confined Unwilling to spread the word To sound so absurd To speak our deepest desire Feelings of regret of goals yet to acquire Losing the battle of morality To aware of our own mortality In a world where hate resides An emotion that evil provides A war balances in the whim Your future looking so grim You turn to a man Who was around when the universe began The vengeful eye of our lord Watches a world he once adored Waiting until the evil rules When the world is ran by ignorant fools He will step in and take control And cleanse our scared soul To reign on earth To show what its wo

King Of Lc Contest
Hello my friends, i have been put in the contest for king of lc, if you would like too vote for me its in the link belows photo's, thanks in advance if you are gonna vote me hehe, kk have a nice day. Its in his photo's, album named "king of lc" Contest Duo@ LostCherry

King's Provider Falcon Affirmation
Your name is Jesse. Your world is all around you in clusters of frustration. You see the falcon, the eagle and know youre safe. being the king and all, of this orange world. Sword in hand, You like to watch Swans naked. Why? Because they're monogamous. Not like thoes slutty Chickens.

King Richards Faire
So... tomorrow is the first day of the final weekend... I could cry! Actually I probably will on Sunday... To have to say goodbye for 9 months... it just makes me sad! And it stinks that the two people who I expected to be there with me on the final weekend aren't gonna... One is working and the other disappeared... well, at least he never called which I count as disappearing... But I'll still be giving it my all for my family and for them since they aren't gonna be there! So I'll give one final Huzzah until next season! And if you live in Massachusetts... Come!!! It's located in Carver and really not hard to get to... Exit 2 off 495, follow the signs down 58! Easy as can be! It's a great place to go and escape from your mundane life... I know I love forgetting about my life while I'm there... I get to be a whole different person there! :) So come have fun and play!!! Now its time for me to go to bed so that I may get up in the morning and be Rose McGreedy,

The King And His 4 Wives
Once upon a time, there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most, adorned her with rich robes, and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another. He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate, and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times. The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her. One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, "I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone". Thus, h

King Contest
I'd like to do a king contest today but only have 4 guys entered..I'd like at least 2 more..and I'd like to start it in about 3 hours(1pm central time)...It'll be based on comments again and will run until tomorrow morning at 9am...So guys, if you're interested send me a message and I'll swing by and steal what pic you want entered!!

King Contest Is Open...
Alright everyone TAZMAN'S Angel won my Queen for a Day contest last night and now she needs her king! So vote for your favorite! Its only based on number of rates...not the percentage or whatever..a 1 is as good as a 10! So here they are...In no particular order!!! You have 24 hours..Closes at 1pm central tomorrow!!

King Of All Excuses-staind
"King Of All Excuses" You, I trusted your intentions a trust you took advantage of now you are sitting in the hole that you dug around yourself. You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? Is she your partner in deception caught inside the web you've spun? Did you forget that you were family, the damage you have done? You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? I trusted you. I trusted in you. This time you're gonna get it All the things you've done coming back to you This time you're gonna feel it Your conscience slowly suffocating you In time you will regret it Say goodbye to all the things you've gotten used to Life will find a way to bring this karma to you Life will find a way to bring this karma to you You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth

Kingdom Come Role Players
This is the possible future roles for many in the DCU Superman's Justice League Many of the members of the re-formed Justice League are either old characters in new forms or brand new adaptions of old names. Partial list: * Superman: The leader of the League and a greying Man of Steel that is growing uneasy with the role of being a world leader during a time of extreme tension. * Wonder Woman: Superman's lieutenant is being slowly consumed by an inner rage directed at the state of the world and her exile from Paradise Island. Her fellow Amazons have deemed her mission to bring peace to 'man's world' a failure. * Red Robin: Dick Grayson, the first Robin, has replaced Batman on the Justice League. * Flash: After melding with the Speed Force, the Flash's molecules have become unstable and as a result, he is constantly in motion. Waid later confirmed this Flash to be Wally West in The Kingdom. * Green Lantern: Ending his vigil among the stars, Alan Scott re

King Arthur And The Question - What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous t

King Of The Damned
I AM KING OF THE DAMNED, HELL AND THE WASTELANDS I HAVE TRAVELED. WON'T YOU TAKE MY HAND. KING OF THE DAMNED, LET ME BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE, TO THE PROMISE LAND. KING OF THE DAMNED PAIN AND SUFFERING, CAN'T YOU FEEL MY JOY? KING OF THE DAMNED, HEAVEN AND HELL. SMILE AND FEEL MY KISS. KING OF THE DAMNED, AS THEY PISS THEIR LIVES AWAY. MASTERS LAUGHING. AS THEY PAY WITH THIER HEARTS, SOULS, TEARS AND FEARS. HELL AND THE WASTE LANDS I DO RIDE. CARE TO JOIN ME? SOUL FILLED FIRES AND FUNERAL PYERS SHALL GUIDE OUR WAY. STAR FILLED SKIES, BLACK MOON LIT NIGHT. KING OF THE DAMNED. FEEL MY FANGS. EMBRACE ME MY QUEEN, WITH YOUR HEART AND SOUL. FEEL THE BLOOD RACE IN YOUR VAINS. FEEL THE WIND AND MACHINE AS ONE, CARESSING, PULSING, TAUNTING. BRINGING FORTH DESIRES UNTOLD. I AM THE KING OF THE DAMNED, SOUL TAKER, GIVER OF PLEASURE AND PAIN. COPYRIGHT 01-24-2007 SCOOTER BLACK

The King's New Website
I just completed designing and coding a new website for my friend. She is trying to raise money to help find a cure for breast cancer, and is a survivor of the disease. As a poet, she has been my mentor, and helped me along the way. She will be selling her book entitled Miscellany, with money from it going to charity. Hope everyone stops by and checks it out, and sign the guest book and say hi.

Kingdom Of Heaven
Fingers tracing, tickling, teasing, Hot breath exploring soft blushing skin, Urgent usherings through new folds uncovered by subtle moans and seductive moves. Tasting love, testing Love, discovering... GASPS! Heartbeat, hot breath, quivering lips, Glistening baubles of feminine mystique, Trembling 'neath touches of male desire, Presure in rhythm brings writhing and giggling, Dividing the covers with sweet scents of love. Nibbling with lips and teasing with tongue, That blow the world and it's woes far away Blowing, blinding, tickling, pleasing. Darkest of night, starkest of day.

King Size Bed
My bedroom is ready In the middle is a Kingsize water bed It is covered with A beautiful white spread An erotic aroma floats Through the electric air The light from 12 candles Dance is sensual shadows On the walls of heaven I have bathed my body In oils from Eden And perfumed my skin With scents from Venus Soft piano music drifts Through the erotic atmosphere I await my lustful lover To arrive on his magic carpet And take my soul to Paradise

King Of My World
'll never seen any side of heaven I'll walk for miles through a blazin' hell It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be 'Cause I myself know all too well I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you down I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you (Jericho) (Break the walls of Jericho) My mind alone is filled with rage for you I am the pastor to your sheep I am the master of my destiny I am the king of all I see I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you down I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you (Jericho) Here I come again Come again 3,2,1 Here I come Here I come again 3,2,1 Here I come again Here I come 3,2,1 Here I come HERE I COME! I'm the king of my world The king of my world I'll break down the wall

Kings & Queens Ov Englang
Willie,willie,harry,steve, Harry,dick,john,harry three. Edward one,two,threedick two, Harry four,five,six then who? Edward four,five dick the bad. Harrys twin and ned the lad. Mary,lizzie,james the vain, Charly,charly,james again. William and mary,anne o gloria, Four georges,william and victoria. Edward seven,george five, Edward,george and liz (alive)....haha! ????

King Of Hearts
He reigns in my heart and is comfortable in his throne. I do not mind. I want to keep him there forever. Always.- The sun was high in the sky, a bright orb of fire set against the canopy of clear white clouds and a crystal blue sky. The heavens were gloriously reflected in the rippling waters of the lake. And not far from the line of trees enclosing it stood a young man. He was knee deep into the shallow banks, standing with shadowed eyes and seemingly allowing the shifting waters to enclose his legs in wrinkled circles. The water was cold, soothing, and perfect for the hot weather. He was well aware of that fact, but he acted as if it was the last thing in his mind. And perhaps, it was. As if trying to catch his attention, the kind lake drew a hazy mirror image of him on her creased surface. Unknown to this young man, she truly felt for him. The many pristine raindrops that gathered in her heart were just as many as the tears that she had shed for people that had come to h

Kingdom Of Heaven
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Peter Pilot, retired American Airlines Pilot from Dallas." Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom." The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's in Pasadena for the last 43years." Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom." "Just a minute," says the minister, "that man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?" "

King Of The Damned?
This is the trilogy of one hand clapping. The wailing song of the Beast. Pondering extinction. Unfortunately,NOT my own. Where do I go from here? Why must my walk be in Darkness? I used to be Flame. I used to cast Light. Broken doesn't describe me. Remoulded,perhaps. Forged in shadows NOT mine own. I'm tired of Shadow. I used to be the Good Guy. I used to be a Hero. Now,I'm just Damned, Damned in flames. Madness is supposed to be liberating. Then why am I still chained? The tears,I do not understand them. The Devil isn't supposed to cry,after all. Hail to the King,baby.

King Thrushbeard
A king had a daughter who was beautiful beyond all measure, but so proud and haughty withal that no suitor was good enough for her. She sent away one after the other, and ridiculed them as well. Once the king made a great feast and invited thereto, from far and near, all the young men likely to marry. They were all marshalled in a row according to their rank and standing. First came the kings, then the grand-dukes, then the princes, the earls, the barons, and the gentry. Then the king's daughter was led through the ranks, but to each one she had some objection to make. One was too fat, the wine-barrel, she said. Another was too tall, long and thin has little in. The third was too short, short and thick is never quick. The fourth was too pale, as pale as death. The fifth too red, a fighting cock. The sixth was not straight enough, a green log dried behind the stove. So she had something to say against each one, but she made herself especially merry over a good king who stood quite

The King Of The Golden Mountain
There was a certain merchant who had two children, a boy and a girl, they were both young, and could not walk. And two richly-laden ships of his sailed forth to sea with all his property on board, and just as he was expecting to win much money by them, news came that they had gone to the bottom, and now instead of being a rich man he was a poor one, and had nothing left but one field outside the town. In order to drive his misfortune a little out of his thoughts, he went out to this field, and as he was walking to and fro in it, a little black mannikin stood suddenly by his side, and asked why he was so sad, and what he was taking so much to heart. Then said the merchant, if you could help me I would willingly tell you. Who knows, replied the black dwarf. Perhaps, I can help you. Then the merchant told him that all he possessed had gone to the bottom of the sea, and that he had nothing left but this field. Do not trouble yourself, said the dwarf. If you will promise to give me the f

The King's Son Who Feared Nothing
There was once a king's son, who was no longer content to stay at home in his father's house, and as he had no fear of anything, he thought, I will go forth into the wide world, there the time will not seem long to me, and I shall see wonders enough. So he took leave of his parents, and went forth, and on and on from morning till night, and whichever way his path led it was the same to him. It came to pass that he arrived at the house of a giant, and as he was so tired he sat down by the door and rested. And as he let his eyes roam here and there, he saw the giant's playthings lying in the yard. These were a couple of enormous balls, and nine-pins as tall as a man. After a while he had a fancy to set the nine-pins up and then rolled the balls at them, and screamed and cried out when the nine-pins fell, and had a merry time of it. The giant heard the noise, stretched his head out of the window, and saw a man who was not taller than other men, and yet played with his nine-pins. "Littl

King Of The Hill.
AWW. Okay. So I just saw the sweetest episode of KOTH ever. Bobby was found to be the next Buddha... and he figures out that if he is.. he cannot be with Connie. He's all... "I won't take the last test! I don't wanna be Buddha if I can't be with you!" Connie's all... "No! It would go against my total religion and I would be miserable if I didn't know if it was true or not..." So he took the test. Okay. So they lay out all the stuff again and Bobby has to choose one item. If he chooses the item that was owned by the last Buddha.. they know it is him. He glances them over.. and see's a mirror. Looking in the mirror he see's Connie. Bobby: I can choose ANY item I see on this rug? Monks: That is right. Bobby: Then I choose Connie! I see her right there in the mirror! Everyone is either happy or sad and Connie goes running into his arms to hug him, crying. They all leave and lesser monk is like.. "But that was his mirror! He chose his mirror even if just the r

King Of The Witches Ends Reign
NEW BEDFORD — Shawn Poirier talked to the dead for a living. Now he is among them. Death was Mr. Poirier's spiritual haunt and his livelihood. Witches mourn their 'King' "The specter of death is one of your most ardent lovers who stalk you steadfastly," the 40-year-old wrote on his MySpace Web page. "Hidden at every turn throughout your entire life, he waits until the moment is perfect. Death will finally strike catching you only to give you his fatal kiss while enfolding you in bone arms forever." Mr. Poirier got embraced by a heart attack in bed on Sunday. The sun cast its paling light and the horizon darkened while his black-caped coven gathered around Mr. Poirier's bier in a West End funeral home late yesterday to sing incantations to the man they called the King of the Witches. "Everything around him was magical," said Leanne Marrama of Salem in the afternoon in an unused parlor in Saunders-Dwyer Home for Funerals. "He touched a person and changed their life." A

King Herod's Tomb May Have Been Found
JERUSALEM - An Israeli archaeologist on Tuesday said he has found remnants of the tomb of King Herod, the legendary builder of ancient Jerusalem, on a flattened hilltop in the Judean Desert where the biblical monarch built a palace. Hebrew University archaeologist Ehud Netzer said the tomb was found at Herodium, a site where he has been exploring since the 1970s. Netzer said a team of researchers found pieces of a limestone sarcophagus believed to belong to the ancient king. Although there were no bones in the container, he said the sarcophagus' location and ornate appearance indicated it is Herod's. "It's a sarcophagus we don't just see anywhere," Netzer said at a news conference. "It is something very special." Netzer led the team, although he said he was not on the site when the sarcophagus was found. Stephen Pfann, an expert in the Second Temple period at the University of the Holy Land, called the find a "major discovery by all means," but cautioned further research

King Bush
National Security and Homeland Security Presidential Directive NSPD 51 What is the Truth about this?......well Bush states in his own press release that he can be king! >>> http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070509-12.html http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/nspd/nspd-51.htm http://www.fas.org/irp/offdocs/nspd http://opovet.blogspot.com/2007/05/nspd-51-and-why-you-should-care.html

Kingdom Come- A Christian Novel Of Fiction
Kingdom Come: A Christian Novel of Fiction Kingdom Come A Novel by R. Alan Woods San Diego: Rhema Rising Copyright 2007 Coming Soon....... A work of fiction involving two men who have been chosen by God to embark on an apostolic mission of profound and unimaginable significance to the Middle East. Paul Cohen- an Israeli citizen and a Jew- and Timothy Wimber- an American citizen and an avowed atheist- are about to realize the most life changing experience imaginable and then embark on a mission to the most dangerous area in the world- The Middle East. They will face constant danger, threats to their lives, political intrigues, demonic hindrances, miraculous victories, despair, perplexities, and crises of faith. Will they be able to fulfill their seemingly impossible commission against all natural odds? Hold onto your Bibles as you embark with them on the most supernatural adventure of a life time!!!!

Kings Dominion
Finally stationed in Virginia about a year now, this weekend was actually my first time ever ridin a rollercoaster, I'm talkin about actually goin to a amusement park, my friend talked me into goin to Kings Dominion, even tho i didn't wanna drag my ass out of bed i did have alot of fun, didn't throw up even tho i ate alot of food prior to the rides, I was pretty much into people watchin more than ridin every ride in the park... I plan on visiting Kings Dominion atleast one more time before i leave, they had this thing called the xtreme skyflyer, its a mix of sky diving and hand gliding, that'll be the one right there that breaks me.

King
I LOVE HIM,HE IS MY KING, I WOULD GIVE HIM THE WORLD IF I COULD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE KNOWS HE IS THE KING OF MY HEART,HE TREATS ME WITH RESPECT, AND SO MUCH LIKE A QUEEN, OUR CASTLE IS THE WORLD, HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME,...

King Of Ct Contest
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King Of Ct Contest
Help me help me,from today thru noon on the 15th,please drop by the link below and rate and commment,all help appreciated and favors returned. http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643

King Of Ct Contest
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King Of Ct Contest
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King Of Ct Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=877010&albumid=382701 Kinda funny really,i have 300+ friends and fans,and im in this contest,need votes and comments,and only a stray few of people on my friends and fans list have even showed up to help. To those who have thank you so very much,but to all the rest,if you would just vote and comment once it would help greatly,my wife's friends have helped so why cant i get more of mine?

King Of Ct Contest
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King Of Ct Contest
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King Ranch Casserole
KING RANCH CASSEROLE Printed from COOKS.COM 1 lg. pkg. tortillas 1 c. cheese, grated 1 can cream of chicken soup 1 c. chicken broth 1 sm. onion, chopped 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 chicken, deboned Cut tortillas in strips. Make layers of tortillas and chicken. Make sauce of the soups. Pour sauce over layers. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes to 1 hour. Better if it sets for a while.

King Cake
First, it is necessary to give a little history lesson... The King Cake is believed to have originated in France around the 12th century. These early Europeans celebrated the coming of the three wise men bearing gifts twelve days after Christmas calling it the Feast of the epiphany, Twelfth Night, or King's Day. The main part of the celebration was the baking of a King’s Cake to honor the three Kings. The cakes were made circular to portray the circular route used by the kings to get to the Christ Child, which was taken to confuse King Herod who was trying to follow the wise men so he could kill the Christ Child. In these early King Cakes a bean, pea, or coin was hidden inside the cake. The person who got the hidden piece was declared King for the day or was said to have good luck in the coming year. In Louisiana, Twelfth Night also signifies the beginning of the carnival season which ends with Mardi Gras Day. The bean, pea and the coin have been replaced by a small plastic ba

Kingdom Of Wolves Downraters,all Should Block All That Will Be Appearing On This List.
This Low like Bitch of a Shrew,Downrated my Alpha Morph while I was Busy Bombing our Morph Contest, Contestant Angel. #1,niknik@ CherryTAP

King Cake
1/2 cup water, (105 to 115 degrees) 2 envelopes active dry yeast 3 1/2 to 4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg, freshly grated 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon lemon rind, grated 1/2 cup water, lukewarm 3 eggs 4 egg yolks 1/2 cup butter, softened 1 egg, lightly beaten with 1 teaspoon of milk 1 small doll, coin, or bean 3 cups confectioners sugar 1/4 cup lemon juice, strained 3 teaspoons water or more green, purple, and yellow sugars Dissolve yeast in water; let stand for about 5 to 10 minutes. Combine flour, sugar, nutmeg, salt and lemon rind in a large bowl. Make a well in center. Add yeast mixture, milk, eggs, egg yolks and combine completely. Beat in butter until dough forms a ball. Place on floured board; incorporate more flour if necessary. Knead until smooth and elastic. Stir dough in well buttered bowl and turn so all surfaces are buttered. Cover with a towel and let rise 1 1/2 hours or until doubled in bulk. Brush baking

The King .... Or The Pawn
I never was a huge fan of stereotypes. I still think that stereotypes are a copout. But hey what do I know? I'm just a nut right? Err…wait…I'm insane. Yea that's it. I mean…gosh…am I weird these days? Someone please tell me! What the heck am I? It's funny listening to people talk about you when they don't know you’re listening. At least that's what I'm told. Over the course of the past year I have come to realize a few things. These are a few things that I believe should be taught to kids with an unusual laugh, eccentric tendencies, and a craving to kick back to the good old' days of infancy. For those of you who don't know whom that may be describing, please, read this aloud. The first life-tip I have learned is that words are only as good as the power you give them. For example, these words that appear in black and white on the paper in front of you are only as good as the power you entrust them with. You can read my entire column but you can decide to not let anything s

Kingdom Of Wolves Spy Is Found
You have been Found Guilty by By myself Lord Wolf of Treason you are to Strip off your Colors Kingdom of Wolves.For being a Spy of my Fubar Wifes Staulker you will be Posted in Stash for this act of Dishonor.You have been her Friend since Lost Cherry Days.How you could choose such a Vile Hatefull Puke of a man.Over such a Great Awesome Individual is beyond me.Your Pathetic .All Kingdom of Wolves are to Remove her from Fan's,Friends,Family List. She is the one who has been Leaking Info to the Staulker of my Fubar Wife. ~~PASSION EYES~~Kingdom of wolves~~Leaving ~~Fubar ~~Hugs@ fubar

The King
Well this one was interesting... Not only did he try to cyber, he tried to justify his stupidity and insult my intellect in the process. During this IM he tried initiating a voice conference three times... he's not good at getting a hint. mike: hey Jessi: hey mike: whats going on Jessi: nothing much, what's going on with you? mike: nothing just woke up and im kinda horny lol Jessi: that happens mike west: r u horny mike west: lol You missed a call from mike. Jessi: don't you people ever read profiles? mike: no what does it say? Jessi: not to bother messaging me regarding sex mike: what u mean Jessi: I mean that if I'm horny I go get laid, not cyber You missed a call from mike. mike: what if u cant get laid in the morning lol Jessi: I can and even if I couldn't I don't need an audience to get off mike: well im not saying lets have cyber sex mike: but we can talk about sex You missed a call from mike. Jessi: that's the same th

Kings Ranch Casserole
Okay, to give me a little more variety of things to eat in the next couple of weeks, I fixed this wonderful Southwest Texas traditional dish (with a little variation of my own): Mix in big stew pot until well mixed and heated -- 2 cans sweet peas 2 cans mushroom soup* (also add water as per instructions on can; you will need this extra liquid when adding the corn tortillas later) 1 can rotel tomatoes with cilantro 5 stalks celery diced up 1 sweet onion cut into chunks 1 bag grilled chicken strips (24 oz)** Season to taste (usually use garlic and Mrs Dash's garlic and herb) Take from heat and add and stir in small torn pieces of corn tortillas. Pour into casserole dish; top with cheese; bake in oven for 15-30 mins. Ready to serve an army! j/k... It is a hefty amount that goes into a very large casserole dish. Note: With left over cabbage and potatoes from yesterday, I am going to put in some garlic sausage, bell pepper, and onions with it and make me some ca

King Ranch Casserole Recipe
INGREDIENTS: * 6 chicken breast halves, cooked and diced * 12 corn tortillas, cut into quarters * 1 medium onion, chopped * 1 green bell pepper, chopped * 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of mushroom soup * 1 can (10 3/4 ounces) condensed cream of chicken soup * 8 ounces shredded Cheddar cheese * 1 can diced tomatoes with green chiles * 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder * salt * dash cayenne pepper * 2/3 cup chicken broth PREPARATION: Pour about 1/3 cup of broth over bottom of a 13x9-inch baking pan. Layer half of the tortilla quarters on the bottom, then half of the chicken, onion, bell pepper, and dollops of about 1/2 of both soups.Sprinkle with a little garlic powder, salt, and cayenne pepper. Repeat layers. Spread tomatoes over the top and drizzle with remaining chicken broth. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 45 to 55 minutes, until bubbly. Serves 6

King Arthur
King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?" "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small gu

King Of Jabs Pavlik Wins In 7th Round
Early reaction from the deposed champion indicated there will be a rematch. ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — Over the past seven years, Kelly Pavlik has emerged as one of the best middleweights in boxing. On Saturday night, he emerged as the best. Using a flurry of punches in the middle of the seventh round, Pavlik backed up WBC middleweight champion Jermain Taylor in the corner and blasted him to the ground. With 2:14 left in the round, referee Steve Smoger halted the fight, making the South Sider the new WBC and WBO champion around midnight at Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City. "I'm out of words," said Pavlik (32-0, 29 KOs), holding two belts. "It's huge. "Are we going to Disneyland now?" Taylor (27-1-1) knocked Pavlik down in the second round with a flurry of punches, just the second time in Pavlik's career he's been knocked down. "He hurt me," Pavlik admitted. "But I wasn't out. I knew what was around me. I was still shaky, but when I heard the 10-second bell,

The King Of Random Says....
I found that bin-Laden fucker. I'm going to smash his nuts with a slege hammer. I'll put it on Pay-Per-View. I need a good corprate sponser. Speak English. Ever hear the one about the 3 midgets walking down the street? Who is this Sean Early guy? Death to Chocolate. Where's that damn invisible midget? I conqured BK's Quad Stacker, and I got the crap to prove it. Cherry flavored anacid. I like the soft-core porn on Cinemax. I had a dream last night I broke the anorexic Olsen twin in half. Meg didn't find it funny. My son is the coolest thing under 3 feet tall. The talking smilies at the top of the page scare me. Or turn me on. Whatever. Dora The Explorer drinks Corona. I want to meet Lee Emery. Swingers are funny. Have we finally found a chick for the coolest guy this side of the universe? I would have never seen it coming. Stay tuned for more. SmackDown and ECW the day after Christmas!! REDGUY!!!!!! I'm B-B-Q flavor!! Let's g

King Arthur (part 1)
***before you continue reading this is just the first part of months of researching everything I could find about King Arthur. Hopefully in the end you'll have a whole new outlook on who he really is. feel free to comment at anytime. I'm not a writer or a historian....I just really enjoy this stuff. King Arthur...Legend or Myth??? King Arthur, as told by Geoffrey of Monmouth (twelfth century) in his Historia Regum Brittaniae - History of the Kings of Britain, is sketched in our minds as the High=King of Britain. Tales of romance, Knights in "shining armor", Magical wizards, and a Round Table are embedded in our thoughts when his name is spoken. Great Knights who laid their lives on the line for their King eventually turned on him with acts of adultery. At last. but certainly not least, the famous journeys for the Holy Grail. Unfortunately all that we grew up reading or watching about this "Great King" was all tales. Stories made up by a man. There is no evidence to prove his "Hi

King Arthur (part 2)
***If you have not read part 1 I suggest you go back through my blogs to find it first. This is part 2. Expect a part 3 with more information and my conclusion. Part 4 will be links to resources and other links of interest. Enjoy!!!*** Part 2 Who was King Arthur? That leaves us to the question of if King Arthur existed than who is he? There's many possiblities to whom he might be. Some believe he was a celtic deity half-forgotten and turned into a personage. King Arthur almost like God? Think about it.... People put their faith in Britain's greatest warrior and protector, never questioning the validity of his actions. Hmmmmmm. Lets move one before I upset anyone here. Some scholars suggest Arthur was a Roman Commander who led Samration Knights protecting Hadrian's Wall. Lucius Artorius Castus is the name most found during research. The Movie "King Arthur" featuring Clive Owen and Kiera Knightly is based on acrheoligocal evidence found about Artourius. Now its a great movie...I

The King Of Hearts
I love you like crazy you complete me from A to Z I can't see anyone but you and me. You're one of a kind, but not just any kind. Some are like kings and royalty, not quite rich like they'd wish to be. At dusk I wonder towards the sky, I wish the sand in the bottle would speed up time. In the end, distance is only half. I lay my future in a Celtic cross. You appear in the deck, more of red like hearts and romance and the the king wins the heart of an Aries Queen. Outside, the castle is white, and water is wine in grapes that soon will be plucked as the beige pit inside a juicy peach. I remember the noble king from the white castle and, sand disappeared, when the king gave the queen... ... his name.

Kingdom Of Wolves
Their are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and follow them You will have to get a salute if u dont have one. If Enterested send a Friend Request to this Link below,ty. http://fubar.com/user/1193243 KOW&SOW HEADQUARTERS@ fubar

The King Of Random Ii
Here's your damn random blog so you ALL can leave me alone about it. -You like my profile picture? It's exactly what you think it is. -I'm going to eat the Wonder Pets. -Nothing more annoying that Liberals calling my house at 7 am trying to get me to vote for an election that's going to happen NEXT YEAR!!!!! -Somebody used Sponge-Bob as a Contraceptive spounge........ewwww...... -Have I ever mentioned before in any of these blogs that I like porn? -Anybody else but me want to slap Bruce Springstien and tell him to go back to 1984? -I'm starting to feel better -I need a new computer! My birthday is in 12 days..... -I'm going to splice the genes of a camel and a monkey. Hey, It's my random blog and I'll say what I want! -Mike Vick should get the Death Penealty. Put some weed and coke on him put a half dozen drug dogs in his cell and lock the door. -R.I.P. Fabolous Moolah

Kingdom Love
Calling all Kingdom pack members...we need to band together and bring the Kingdom pack back together and make it stronger remember my family..the pack is only as strong as it weakest member so lets make it stronger than ever and rekindlde the fire that once burned with the Spirit of Family and help return the kingdom to a Glory thatthe Creator will notice beyond all others..lets light up the heavens with the glory ad grace of the Wolf Kingdom. Lets make a family that cares for one another and lets make a difference to one another and brinfg the Kingdom to front of all others..

Kings And Queens
Well take it easy While the world goes crazy As it's just another day And we've all been through the mangle And our pockets are empty But we'll live like kings and queens Hear the choirs of noise sing Take a load off my mind soothe me Live like kings and queens Well easy sleazy In and out and back again Feel a power running through me And i'm alive and kicking I accept submission To the pleasures of the flesh And the joy of pain Satisfy me satisfy Live like kings and queens I said: "take it easy "Sanity has come" I can never undo The wrong of the beginning There's so many hungry But i'm gonna turn a blind eye 'Cos i've got to live now Rejoice and kill your heart 'cos i say... Live like kings and queens

King Of Evil
Slices all along my arm, What do you see now, bitch? My life fucked and gone to Hell, Fuck, how deep and dark is this ditch? There is something growing deep inside, Somethings with horns and a tail. Fuck this world, this piece of shit, On a sea of blood I soon sail. You're a piece of shit, I hear right now. This place I'm in, I need out but how? Kill me now, King of Evil, Send your minions here. I'll await your message, Oh Sir Of Red, I need to bleed right clear.

The King Of Dreams
This is a poem I wrote last week to my dearest muse. You know who you are. The King of Dreams waits for me On Night's Plutonian shore; His whisper is both dear and dread His wish I can't ignore. On silver wings I fly across The black unyielding sea For until I am at his side He cannot be set free. Words are burned forever In the scarred flesh of his youth No Gilead's balm nor studied calm Could quench the flaming truth; Yet in my arms he finds release From truth and lies and pain, The flames of old forgotten in Love's pulsating refrain. So carefully I pour the wine That's redder than a rose He gently lifts it to his lips And drinks it as it flows. His lips are soft against my skin His hands are in my hair His desire overwhelms and I Am captive yet aware. His merest thought cuts deeper Than any tempered blade My soul alone bears witness to The marks that he has made. Unspoken bonds more sacred Than the strongest uttered vow Strange chains

King Arthur And The Witch...
Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; a

King Arthur And The Witch
King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youthful happiness. So he offered him freedom as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be killed. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. Well, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise men, the court jester. In all, he spoke with everyone but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. What most people did tell him was to consult the old witch, as only she would know the answer. The price would be

King Of My Heart
How much longer must we be apart? How many more days, how many more nights, how many more miles must separate the hearts we have given one another? I ask that which I don’t want an answer to. The only acceptable response is you fast in my arms. I want to take your dreams and mine and mold them into a joint reality. As midnight slowly melds into midmorning, as rain clouds slowly give way to sun, so I want it to be with us: A slow moving perfectly blended medley of light. To me, you are more than lover, more than friend, more than amazing. You are matchless beauty ~ the work of the creator. You are starburst and moon glow, daylight and the suns warmth. You are my favorite lotion blended into my skin ~ becoming one with me ~ your essence evident all over my body. You are natural highlights in my golden hair ~ that can only come from the soft kisses the sun brings. You are the laughter bouncing in the voices of my children, the spring in my step, the glitter in my eyes,

The King And Queen Contest Will Begin At 7 Pm Est! For All Contestants And Bombers!
WELL IT ABOUT THAT TIME TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! CONTEST WILL BEGIN AT 7 PM EST. PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL BOMBERS HAVE RATE/ FAN HOST TO BOTH CONTEST! BELOW ARE THE LINK! G O O D L U C K..................! FOR THE KING CONTESTANTS AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar FOR THE QUEEN CONTESTANTS CONTEST ON THE 30TH FOR THE SEXIEST QUEEN ON FABUR!@ fubar

King Of Shit
Drugs feel so good, well this is my farewell fix, how could you leave me. at a time like this? so many promises broken, you said you'd never leave and yet now you're gone you walked away from me. Baby, I love you, but FUCK YOU, if thats how you're gonna be. Just get up and go, but stay out of my life, you cant just keep pushing harder and harder on that knife. Come back and leave come back again but there is NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU'LL EVER GET BACK IN! Love is just a four letter word nothing more, and a whole lot less, i thought I was broken but its you whos the mess. Tear apart my world, turn everything upside down, the kind of shit here's your fucking crown.

The King Of Fubar Is ~hippie~'co. Owner Of The Kingdom Of Wolves!
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Kingdom Of Heaven
I just finished watching the movie, and while it was on the inaccurate side of history, it did have a very good message on nobility and the kingdom of heaven. You see, western dogma has long put forth that the kingdom of heaven is both on some spiritual plain and will only be of this earth when Christ returns. And yet, crusades were fought to free the holy land of infidels. FYI, for the Christians, infidels meant Jews and Muslims. Actually, during the sack of Jerusalem when the first crusaders took the city, Roman Catholic Priests cheered the crusaders on as they committed atrocities that included rape, murder, torture, leaving not a citizen alive at the end of the blood bath. This was done in the name of God. As today, Muslim extremists use terrorism in the name of God. Not much difference really. The Prophet Mohammad said that all "peoples of the book" would be welcome in heaven, and as such were children of God. The peoples of the book are Muslim, Jew, and Ch

The King's Highway
Once upon a time, a king had a great highway built for the people who lived in his kingdom. After it was completed, but before it was opened to the public, the king decided to have a contest. He invited as many of his subjects as desired to participate. The challenge was to see who could travel the highway the best, and the winner was to receive a box of gold. On the day of the contest, all the people came. Some of them had fine chariots, some had fine clothing and fancy food to make the trip a luxurious journey. Some wore their sturdiest shoes and ran along the highway on their feet to show their skill. All day they traveled the highway, and each one, when he arrived at the end, complained to the king about a large pile of rocks and debris that had been left almost blocking the road at one point, and that got in their way and hindered their travel. At the end of the day, a lone traveler crossed the finish line warily and walked over to the king. He was tired and dirty, but he a

The King Of Fuck Ups
So 5 months 2 days, it's going to be a boy, or so they say. I myself am excited but right now I'm just depressed because I can't afford to do shit, I have no help from my family and friends, and all the help finacially we are getting is coming from her mom, which she is already saying how I'm not going to amount for anything and she is buying into it. I don't know what I can do.

King Of Pop's Finances Going Poof?
Michael Jackson's credit rating appears to be moving into dangerous territory. Per newly disclosed public records, the self-proclaimed King of Pop's financial woes have gotten so bad that he's had trouble paying the mortgage on a Los Angeles-area home that his famous clan has utilized for years. Jackson failed to fork over payments of $153,000 on the Encino property to mortgage lender Indymac Bancorp. as part of a $4 million loan he took out. Consequently, the once "Invincible" singer faces the possibility of defaulting on his financial obligation, which could result in foreclosure. A document filed with the Los Angeles County Recorder's Office dated Feb. 7 reveals that the Pasadena-based company originally issued a notice of default to Jackson, but then vacated it. Jackson's reps were not available for comment. The cash-strapped music icon is already in the hole on a $24.5 million loan for his famed Neverland Ranch, which he defaulted on in October. As a result, Fin

King Manu
king manu Hare rama___ As per the version of ancient books the very first pair on for life known as Manu and satrupa cause for the human profile on the planet, enjoy the kingdom with grace their in. the piety conduct of the pair were excellent; the standard of morality was set by them as sung by the Vedas in varying tunes. Their children’s were too alike them as the gem in the crown. The king Manu rules for a long period and followed the commandments of supreme on every sphere of life. But to a stage he realize on the factual status of life that I have reached at the fourth stage of life an old age but I have not yet lost relish for the pleasure of senses. He felt so distress at heart that his life had been wasted with out devotion though his whole life was more than a great penance in itself. He resigned as a kind and departed for the search of self along with wife who was always so nice to him all the way and shear joy and sorrow all along with her spouse. Join the co

King Of My World
I'll never see any side of heaven I've walked for miles through a blazing hell It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be Because I myself know all too well I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world (King of my world) I'll break down the walls around you now I'm the king of my world (King of my world) I'll break down the walls around you Like the Walls of Jericho Like the Walls of Jericho My mind alone is filled with rage for you I am the pastor to your sheep I am the master of my destiny I am the king of all I see (King) I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world (King of my world) I'll break down the walls around you now I'm the king of my world (King of my world) I'll break down the walls around you Like the Walls of Jericho 3, 2, 1, here I come again, come again 3, 2, 1, here I come, here I come again 3, 2, 1, here I come again, here I go 3, 2, 1, here I go, here I go! I'm the king of my

The King And I
April 5, 2008, I woke up with the realization that I was now one day older than MLK was when he was killed. He was always a giant to me, and an elder, but now, he's actually a young man, in my eyes. It's humbling. he accomplished so much, at 39...and I...not so much. It's more shameful than humbling. I was eating breakfast in some small town cafe in Saint Paul that Saturday morning, sitting at the center table in the center of the room, looking at all the vintage signs and photos from the 1940's, and wondered how likely I would have been beaten, shot, killed, arrested, just for trying to get a decent meal. My friend, a white woman, sat with me, and nary an awkward moment occurred. I owe so much to so many, it's difficult to fathom at times.

King Of Wishful Thinking
I don’t need to fall at your feet Just cause you cut me to the bone And I won’t miss the way that you kiss me We were never carved in stone And If I don’t listen to the talk of the town Then maybe I can fool myself I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I am the king of wishful thinking Because I am the king of wishful thinking I refuse to give in to my blues That’s not how it’s gonna be And I deny the tears in my eyes I don’t wanna let you see, no That you had made a hole in my heart And now I’ve got to fool myself I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I am the king of wishful thinking I’ll get over you I know I will I’ll pretend my ships not sinking And I’ll tell myself I’m over you Because I’m the king of wishful thinking If I don’t listen to the talk of the town Then maybe I can fool myself I’ll get over you

Kingdom Of Tomorrow
If we are talking about the motion Now you must drink the poison Yes we are so superstitious We feel like we have visions of tomorrow See the stars and see the mirror You'll find an empty kingdom of the future Let's begin' with something simple Like when you are looking for a symbol You are running to a temple Through the spectrum of the past The main gate is wide open Walk on pieces of an idol broken Darkness fills the space now Remember you are nothing You are nothing of those visions of the future Loneliness is a state of mind of those years When people fight always for a stupid reason You are now a robotic new being Happiness is the kingdom of tomorrow

King Of Kong...a Pocketfull Of Quarters
This film is a documentary on one man's quest to have the top score on the old coin op classic Donkey Kong. Not on one machine, but in the world. Why would you want to watch something like this you ask? Because it is absolutely brilliant. I grew up playing Donkey Kong, I know the pain they go thru. I never got to their levels, but I wasn't bad. The game is hard, there is no "pattern". There is a randomness to it that gets most players in the end. But this is a quest of Steve Wiebe. He was laid off, and decided that he was going to be the best, so bought a coin op machine for his house. He also had to help raise his kids, and do family things, and be an everyday type of guy. And he accomplishes it. He breaks the mark of 975000, sends in the video to the governing body, and waits for his accolades. Billy Mitchell is the old owner of the record, and he also is in charge of confirming that the boards haven't been tampered with. Amazingly, his friends find that they might have

A King's Ransom
A million ticks, a thousand talks. After counting sheep and floor tiles, we've come to this conclusion. An infinity of red roses a river of gold horizon a sky of plucked diamonds All turned to putrid ash. Flakes falling on the confused childrens' tongues. Expecting frost, expecting an angel's offering. I bear no scar of this neglect. No wound, no trophy, no fetish nor fond momento. My heart could be no more bare. My sleave never so dull. My world never so flat, grey, tone deaf. There are no songs, conciertos or sunsets. The words have all run dry. The penguins refuse to fly. We eat we shit we fuck and we die. But do we not, also feel? I No longer.

King Of Kings (triple H's Theme) Lyrics By Motorhead:
Behold, the king The king of kings On your knees, dog Hahahahahaha All hail Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the, King were in red, as he walked from the place, hahahahaha Where the traitor lost both his name, and his face Through the halls and the corridors, sitting in blood He tasted his grin, and it tasted good The king took his head Left him broken, and dead Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the, King left none living, not able to tell The king took their heads, and he sent them to hell Their screams echoed loud, in the place of their death Ripped open, they died, with their final breath They hailed the king The king of kings Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Bow down to the... bow down to the king! Into the dirt This will be done Now feel your fear Thei

King Slim Da Infamous
THIS IS A PIMPOUT FOR MY REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND AND FU-HUBBY.... 'KinG SLIM♠Da InFamous HEAD Ð¿@Forbidden~R/L BF 2 HYPNO~Lollipop Gurlz recruiter~~(OTB)*' ~~YOUR FAVORITE DJ'S FAVORITE DJ~~ AT FORBIDDEN INC. COME VISIT HIM THERE SUNDAY - THURSDAY, 12-3AM EST FOR THE BEST TUNES AROUND FU!! SLIM IS AN ALL AROUND KICKASS GUY, "THE SWEETEST ASSHOLE" IS WHAT HE CALLS HIMSELF...BUT WE ALL KNOW BETTER!! HE IS ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET, THE FUNNIEST AND MOST SACRASTIC BY FAR!! THE ONE WE ALL LOVE, BUT NOONE MORE THAN ME!!! AND HE'S THE SEXXXIEST DJ ON THE FU!! CLICK ON PIC TO GO TO HIS PAGE AND SHOW HIM SOME FU LOVE!! FAN/ADD/RATE HIM!!!! I LOVE YOU BABY!!!

King Without A Crown
See you're all that I have and you're all that I need Each and every day I pray to get to know you please I want to be close to you, yes I'm so hungry You're like water for my soul when it gets thirsty Without you there's no me You're the air that I breathe So sometimes the world is dark and I just can't see With these, demons surround all around to bring me down to negativity But I believe, yes I believe, I said I believe I'll stand on my own two feet Won't be brought down on one knee Fight with all of my might and get these demons to flee Hashem's rays fire blaze burn bright and I believe Hashem's rays fire blaze burn bright and I believe Out of darkness comes light, twilight unto the heights Crown Heights ya burnin' up all through till twilight Said, thank you to my God, now I finally got it right And I'll fight with all of my heart, and all a' my soul, and all a' my might What's this feeling? My love will rip a hole in the ceiling I give myself to you from the

King Jeremy The Fubar Superstar¢¾ Aka Fubar's Hottest Bachelor Member Of The Fu-luv Bomb Squa Has 18k To Help Him Level Up Please
King Jeremy The Fubar Superstar¢¾ AKA FUBAR'S HOTTEST BACHELOR Member of the Fu-Luv Bomb Squa has 18k to go till next level.Can you all come show him some love to his page please.If the happy hour is done for now wait till the next one is to level him up to 22. Here's his pic link to his page. ¢¾King Jeremy The Fubar Superstar¢¾ AKA FUBAR'S HOTTEST BACHELOR Member of the Fu-Luv Bomb Squa@ fubar

King Nothing - Metallica
Wish I may Wish I might Have this I wish tonight Are you satisfied? Dig for gold Dig for fame You dig to make your name Are you pacified? All the wants you waste All the things you've chased Then it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger But there's no one around Just want one thing Just to play the king But the castle's crumbled And you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing? Where's your crown? Hot and cold Bought and Sold A heart as hard as gold Yeah! Are you satisfied? Wish I might Wish I may You wish your life away Are you pacified? All the wants you waste All the things you chased Then it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger But there's no one around Just want one thing Just to play the king But the castle's crumbled And you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing? Where's your crown? Huh! (Spoken) I wish I m

Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
Wish this was about my life, lol Live Version Lay where you're laying Don't make a sound I know they're watching They're watching All the commotion ? Has people talking Talking You Your sex is on fire Dark of the alley The breaking of day Head while I'm driving I'm driving Soft lips are open Them nuckles is pale Feels like you're dying Your dying You Your sex is on fire And so Were the words to transpire Hot as a fever Rattling bones I could just taste it Taste it But it's not forever But it's just tonight Oh we're still the greatest The greatest The greatest You Your sex is on fire You Your sex is on fire And so Were the words to transpire And you Your sex is on fire And so Were the words to transpire

The Kings...
Do You know the 5 Kings that make Us Happy??? Give Up??? Well let's see... There's "Drin-KING", "Smo-KING", "Lic-KING", Suc-KING" and of course the BIG ONE... "Fuc-KING"... See now You know all the KINGS that should make Your life happy.

King Slim Bully
COME ONE COME ALL TO WITNESS DJ'ING HISTORY IN THE MAKING WITH "KING SLIM" THE MASTER OF TUNEZ YOUR FAVORITE DJ'S FAVORITE DJ ONLY AT FORBIDDEN INC'S LOUNGES FORBIDDEN AND EXOTIC DREAMS Click on The Pics Below To Enter Our Lounges

King County Killed
KING COUNTY JAIL GOOGLE -LYNN DALE ISZLEY TO FIND OUT HOW THEY KILLED HIM.. THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS JAIL IS FOR CRIMINALS NOT DRUG ADDICTIONS Everyone especially the medical personnel at the King County jail house should be held accountable for Lynn's death. The medical staff and correction officers treated him as if he was a parasite a harden criminal. They would have helped a dying dog more than they help Lynn. If he was having withdraws then they should provide him with some form of aid for the detox as well. Jail is not for people with drug additions. Drug facilities are- and drug facilities should be open and available for drug addicts. Jails are for criminals who are a threat to society and our possessions. Now if the drug addict is a thief or some type of criminal than for definite lock them up in jail. Lynn was certainly not a thief or a criminal. He was an addict not a criminal. Lynn was a polite decent humane person; In addition, he was raised properly t

King Of All Excuses
You, I trusted your intentions a trust you took advantage of now you are sitting in the hole that you Dug around yourself. You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? Who is your partner in deception caught inside the web you've spun? Did you forget that you were my heart, the damage you have done? You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone get to be like you? The king of all excuses? I trusted you. I trusted in you. This time you're gonna get it All the things you've done coming back to you This time you're gonna feel it Your conscience slowly suffocating you In time you will regret it Say goodbye to all the things you've gotten used to Life will find a way to bring this karma to you Life will find a way to bring this karma to you You've lied so much you think it's true Do you know what the truth is? How does someone g

King Size
King Size Maybe this king size bed was a bad idea. Now you’re all the way over there and I was used to you being smashed into me and I liked it. Suddenly you like your space and you won’t come close to me unless you’re horny. I stretch my arms out and I still cannot touch you. I do not reap all the benefits the salesman mentioned. I do not sleep well on my extra firm mattress. You are in our bed yet it still feels empty, only the green glow of my clock keeps me company. I do not think this was a good idea. poet

King Size
I enjoy sharing with you.. King Size Maybe this king size bed was a bad idea. Now you’re all the way over there and I was used to you being smashed into me and I liked it. Suddenly you like your space and you won’t come close to me unless you’re horny. I stretch my arms out and I still cannot touch you. I do not reap all the benefits the salesman mentioned. I do not sleep well on my extra firm mattress. You are in our bed yet it still feels empty, only the green glow of my clock keeps me company. I do not think this was a good idea. poet

King Of Betrayal
8. King Of Betrayal I've had it up to here with you And all the shit that you've brought Into my life, now it ends Just to think I thought you friend How the fuck did you think You'd get away with what you did, And what you said, and what you've done, I'll take no more, come get some I'll smash you down from your imagined state Drag you down from reality Show to you the real way, the real life And what it all means The memory of pain lasts for days But you've not seen the brutality That I'll deliver, and I will The pain you'll feel, will last for years Betrayer King of betrayal Betrayer King of betrayal So if you think your gonna get Away with this, think again I'm on your trail, I'm on your case I'll track you down I will avenge Betrayal is not a thing I take to heart very well Now you've added murder in I'll make your life a living hell

Kings & Queens Of Fu...of Nothing In Short...lol
It's been a while my friends and I never thought I'd try to attack this subject here again, considering my audience has dwindled to a few folks...and of those; mostly, I'll be preaching to the choir. Hopefully of those that read this will entertain the thought of maybe passing it around because it strikes to the heart of a good many problems here; problems that are for the most part self-inflicted by those who want to claim victimhood.Recently a VERY good friend of mine here; someone who I genuinely care for, (well I care about all of you in my own way, but this particular person is extremely special to me...lol), well anyway; she asked me a serious question... "Why do men use me?"... it was a question that set me back only for a second because it really took no time to come up with the most succinct answer I think I've ever managed over something so serious... I told her point blank... "Because you let them..."I have great affection for this woman and this whole fubar thing has been

Kingdom Of Rogue's & Rogue Wolf Levelers
FOUNDER KINGDOM of ROGUE'S & ROGUE WOLF LEVELERS ~Toxic Angel®~Co Owner of Rogue Wolf Levelers~ @ fubar silverado"Kingdom of Rogue's co owner" @ fubar Just Susan....Co Owner of Rogue Wolf Levelers @ fubar We are Seeking Special Honorable Men & Women,Whom Love Rateing Pictures.Whom Seek to Climb the Fubar Ladder.Do you Dream of Oracle? or even Godfather as is Ours.In a Family Setting,Real Friendships are more likely to Develope.Regular friends are usually nothing more than Aqaintences.We are Seeking a 3 Month commitment,from you.Just to Rate Family & as the Family Grows many others that Seek Our Rate Love.Even if your Only on Fubar a few hrs.a week?All Help would be Appreciated. We Have 2 Different Style Morphers.To put your Freak into Overdrive.You have the Ability to Morph into your Spirit Guide Animal or Equivilent.As your Family Morph. If you excell during assignments.then you will be Rewarded with many Rate Morphs.Movie Stars,Vampirers,Cartoo

Kingdom Of Rogue Levelers, Or Any Other Leveler, Repost
SEEKING LEVELING HELP,For My Dear Friend,Before her VIP expires. ~Toxic Angel®~@ fubar (repost of original by '*LORD WOLF* Morph & Tag Creations,See Profile.Fu Married to Just Susan)' on '2009-02-10 13:17:42')

King Of The Fools
Look around me all i see Thousands of faces wanting me How can i lead? How can i rule? When i'm the king, king of the fools What kind of kingdom has no throne? No crown or castle do i own I don't have silver, gold or jewels Yet i'm the king, king of the fools And i can't help believin´ The world is on my side No i can't help believin´ In my heart But i can't stop this feeling That i should run and hide So before i die i'll sit and wonder why Oh I´ll wonder why King of the fools Who face the world defiantly King of the fools Understanding less than me King of the fools I'm the king, king of the fools The outside world can't understand Just who we are or what i am Well we don't want their life of rules I'll be the king, king of the fools King of the fools I'd proudly rule for all to see King of the fools There's nothing else i'd rather be King of the fools Yes i'm the king, king of the fools King of the fools King of the fooooooooooools A

King James
Okay Friends and Family This wonderful person is looking to make it to Spotlight!! He has done a lot for us so lets Get him there and help him by sending him some fu-bucks!! All You gotta do is click on his picture below and send him as much as you can!! Lets Help Get him There Like I know you all could!!

2006 Kings Island Gay Day
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. SOURCE: Gay City News PAUL SCHINDLER August 21 2006. Email to a Friend ... The gathering of activists Friday night at Kings Island provided a window into ... 63000 votes on election day to prevail and that CRF’s public relations effort ...

The Kings
well another hockey season is coming to a close and being a kings fan just sucks cause it looks like they are gonna miss the playoffs again now being a fan as long as i have i have seen the kings when they are really good and really shitty and well this team isnt shitty they arent moving in the right direction yet still alot of issues to be resolved first off the offense now this use to be a strong point but now its a weakness they dont score enough timely goals and when they do they seem to have a defensive lapse in the next few mins and give that goal back but they have made strides in the goaltending dept gone are the days of the 7 to 6 games that kelly hrudey played in or for that matter mario lessard daniel berthiume and grant fuhr days atleast felix potvin was pretty good but a few things i have noticed about this team is the fact that dustin brown has too many goaless streaks anze kopitar doesnt score enough alexander frolov cant play hard in every game drew doughty cant shoot t

Kings Of Leon - Closer
Stranded in this spooky town Stoplights are swaying and the phone lines are down This floor is crackling cold She took my heart, I think she took my soul With the moon I run Far from the carnage of the fiery sun Driven by the strangled vein Showing no mercy I do it again Open up your eye You keep on crying, baby I'll bleed you dry The skies are blinking at me I see a storm bubbling up from the sea And it's coming closer And it's coming closer You, shimmy shook my bone Leaving me stranded all in love on my own What do you think of me Where am I now? Baby where do I sleep Feel so good but I'm old, 2000 years of chasing taking its tollAnd it's coming closer And it's coming closerAnd it's coming closer And it's coming closer

King Of Betrayal
I've had it up to here with you And all the shit that you've brought Into my life, now it ends Just to think I thought you friend How the fuck did you think You'd get away with what you did, And what you said, and what you've done, I'll take no more, come get some I'll smash you down from your imagined state Drag you down from reality Show to you the real way, the real life And what it all means The memory of pain lasts for days But you've not seen the brutality That I'll deliver, and I will The pain you'll feel, will last for years Betrayer King of betrayal Betrayer King of betrayal So if you think your gonna get Away with this, think again I'm on your trail, I'm on your case I'll track you down I will avenge Betrayal is not a thing I take to heart very well Now you've added murder in I'll make your life a living hell

Kingz And Queenz
Fuck you fascist bitchI'm the king of the worldImma bad motherfuckaImma kill motherfuckazImma king motherfuckaWhere my queen's motherfuckaHope you all dieFuck you fascist bitchI'm the king of the worldImma bad motherfuckaImma kill motherfuckazImma king motherfuckaWhere my queen's motherfuckaCome followingWalk into the firey flames, that evil Demon remainsSatanic syndrome of insanity, the darkness awaitsThe Holy Prophets are forbidden for devouringThe Sacred hold the virgins get insertedWhile the powerless praise the Beast and worship meKill yourself to make you freeAnnihilation of the Holy Kingdom for eternityRed Dawn soon will comeJesus Christ will soon be goneFrom the conscious mental thoughtsNecronomicon has taughtI'm your suffer malice, in the palace of assassinsKill the Holy fascist, burn religious bastardsI am the master of the flames of damnationFires of the world still burning, Heaven's been crematedBlasphemy the wicked shitBlasphemy until the dead, honor to the Lord of the aby

King Of The World
My painfilled drama queen is always screaming at your bed Getting ready to buy you out Push me under, what gomes around coes around Should've known what was all about Do not test me Keep your head down Untill I tell you may speak And now giving me the run around When you fall back Unto my coffin No you shouldn't stay on my way Dare you, Test me 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Get on you knees I'm the fucking king of the world Do as I place So get up and get out and I'll show you what it takes for me to control you 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet and bow to me Bow to me Get on you knees 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Do as I place So get up and get out and I'll show you what it takes for me to control you 'Cause I'm the fucking king fucking king of the world of th

King Of Pop
Michael Jackson was unquestionably the biggest pop star of the '80s, and certainly one of the most popular recording artists of all time. In his prime, Jackson was an unstoppable juggernaut, possessed of all the tools to dominate the charts seemingly at will: an instantly identifiable voice, eye-popping dance moves, stunning musical versatility, and loads of sheer star power. His 1982 blockbuster Thriller became the biggest-selling album of all time (probably his best-known accomplishment), and he was the first black artist to find stardom on MTV, breaking down innumerable boundaries both for his race and for music video as an art form. Yet as Jackson's career began, very gradually, to descend from the dizzying heights of his peak years, most of the media's attention focused on his increasingly bizarre eccentricities; he was often depicted as an arrested man-child, completely sheltered from adult reality by a life spent in show business. The snickering turned to scandal in 1993, when J

King Size Mattress
My name is Paul Ross I am a businessman from London England, my main products are memory foam, king size mattress and bedroom furniture. I also spend a lot of time in New York city in the stock market where I trade stocks and sell penny stocks it's one of my past time hobby. If you share the same interest, let me know.

Kingdom Dollars
[I found this on Rapture Ready written by Jack Kelly, a regular contributor there. I expect we could use a little more surviving and thriving! -- David] “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal.” (Matt. 6:19-20) US dollars are backed by the “full faith and credit” of the United States government, not by the approximately 147 million ounces of gold in Fort Knox, like they used to be. (At $1,000 dollars per ounce that's $147 billion worth. The last reliable estimates put the total dollars in circulation or on deposit at $8.3 trillion, so even if the dollar was backed by gold there's less than 2 cents worth of gold behind each one.) So the value of a dollar is determined by how confident the rest of the world is in the stability of the US economy. China

A King Without His Crown
Okay , I doubt too many of you folk will read this, but I have some stuff I needed to get off my chest. The funny thing is... this time it has nothing to do with fubar for once..... As some of you may or may not know, I recently met someone, a female perhaps, and apparently she has joined my clan ( No this isn't fumafia or anything like that). This is on xbox live which all of you know I frequently enjoy.Also too keep in mind, I am the second in command of this clan as well. Now some of you know me as a hardass mummer person, kind of a "Suck it up, quit whining, and move on pansy" kinda guy. After playing some Modern Warfare 2 and Bordelrands with her, I am starting to develop a liking for this chica. I also kinda feel like a hypocrite for making fun of people developing feelings over each other on a keyboard, but am battling this inside me since I feel like a hypocrite since I am kinda falling a bit over someone over a video game chat. It's kind of like even though we haven't met

King Of Coins.
There's a soundand a crevice falling towards mea vaguely familiar scentone which I once trustedone that beckonedimperceptible to eunichsuntouchable to the purecleansing to the lovers. Dewy flecks on her shouldertastes like strawberries peachwood and mangosdefinitely mangos.Something exoticwithout the antagonistic spicesomething icy smoothwithout the cruel chill. Something I can hold on my tongueall day and forget to tire of it.Someone I can lend an ear toand never bore.Something I can holdand forget to free. Some place without fear.Without judgement.Shady and sanctified. Disentegrating in dawn's lightsandy sculptures falling apartat the slightest breezethe gentlest touch. Some star to wish uponbut ours has devoured the diamondsthe dark silk and my lucky disappearing coin. Offering no warmthonly bright, judgmental glare. Hours such an unfathomable eternity til my next retreat.

King's Of Leon....cold Desert
I'm on the corner waiting for a light to come onThat's when I know that you're aloneIt's cold in the desert, water never sees the groundSpecial unspoken without soundTold me you love me, that I'd never die aloneHand over your heart, let's go homeEveryone noticed, everyone has seen the signsI've always been known to cross linesI never ever cried when I was feeling downI've always been scared of the soundJesus don't love me, no one ever carried my loadI'm too young to feel this oldHere's to you, here's to meOn to us, nobody knowsNobody sees, nobody but me

Kingdom
You sit among your gold and selfish ways,Slowly goes by your lonliest days, You made promises you knew you couldn't keep,Sadly you lost countless nights of sleep, You kew not to try her patience, her anger- when you did you recieved and deserved her anguishing terror, And even you in your infinite wisdom, tried but couldn't save your precious kingdom. coppyright Rhiannon Howard

King Of The World
I'm 65k away from leveling. Guess I'll prolly need the spotlight.* = ] * The smiley face, yes that's a smiley face, at the end signifies my sarcasm. Please save your fumonies for all the wonderful wimminz. = ]

King Of Leon Revelry
What a night for a dance, you know I'm a dancing machineWith the fire in my bones and the sweet taste of keroseneI get lost in the light so high don't wanna come downTo face the loss of the good thing that i have foundWoo hoo hooWoo hoo hooIn the dark of the night I can hear you calling my nameWith the hardest of hearts I still feel full of painSo I drink and I smoke and I ask you if *you're* ever aroundEven though it was me who drove us right in the groundSee the time we shared it was precious to meBut all the while I was dreaming of revelryGonna run baby run like a stream down a mountainsideWith the wind at my back I won't ever even bat an eyeJust know it was you all along who had a hold of my heartBut the demon and me was the best of friends from the startSo the time we shared it was precious to meAll the while I was dreaming of revelryDreaming of revelryAnd I told myself for the way you go, it rained so hard it felt like snowEverything came tumbling down on meIn the back of the woo

King Of Leon- Cold Desert
I'm on the cornerWaiting for a light to come onThat's when I know you're aloneIt's cold in the desertWater never sees the groundSpecial unspoken without soundYou told me you loved meThat I'd never die aloneHand over your heartLet's go homeEveryone noticedEveryone has seen the signsI've always been known to cross linesI never ever criedWhen I was feeling downI've always been scared of the soundJesus don't love meNo one ever carried my loadI'm too young to feel this oldHere's to youHere's to meOn to us nobody knowsNobody seesNobody but me

King Of My Heart
I am in love with youYou are the king of my heartAnd with each day that passesI realize that without youMy life feels emptyI crave for your special touchAnd long to rest in the comfort of your armsI am in love with youAnd even though my heart breaksWith each day that passesI realize that you are worth waiting forAnd I will wait for dayUntil the window is openAnd you rule my heart again

Kingdom Of Lies
Alone in a world overflowing with loved people, I watch them live happily from my crumbling steeple, wondering what it is like to be truly known, to feel their warmth, instead of the cold unfeeling stone. I sit amongst friends who assume but do not know, when the joyful guy they like is just for show, I'm good at pretending, there's nobody I can't fool, I've built a Kingdom of Lies, where the insane rule. Who am I really? Am I happy and uncaring? A lonely soul without a future, yet always preparing? Or have I fooled even myself, feeling nothing at all? Have I already descended into madness, or have I yet to fall? I can never tell what state my mind is in, I constantly change my mind and contradict myself, sometimes to prove I'm real I prick myself with a pin, but what does that prove?I could be as fake as the GI Joe on your shelf. But if I feel nothing and I'm not real, why do I long? Long for her touch, to warm my desolate shell? To long for this to be a

King Of The World
My pain filled drama queen is always screaming at your bed Getting ready to buy you out 'Cause we all know What goes around comes around You should've known what I was all about Do not test me 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Get on your knees I'm the fucking king of the world Do as I please So get up and get out and I'll show you What it means for me to control you 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Keep your head down Untill I tell you to speak You're not giving me the run around When you fall back Unto my coffin No you should've stayed out of my way Do not test me 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Get on you knees I'm the fucking king of the world Do as I place So get up and get out and I'll show you What it means for me to control you 'Cause I'm the fucking king of the world Bow to me Bow to me at my feet you'll bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet you'll bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet you'll bow to me Bow to me Bow to me at my feet you'll bow to

King Of All Excuse-staind
King Of All Excuses lyricsYou, I trusted your intentions a trustyou took advantage of now you aresitting in the hole that youdug around yourself.You've lied so much you think it's trueDo you know what the truth is?How does someone get to be like you?The king of all excusesIs she your partner in deception caughtinside the web you've spun?Did you forget that you were family,the damage you have done?You've lied so much you think it's trueDo you know what the truth is?How does someone get to be like you?The king of all excusesI trusted you. I trusted in you.This time you're gonna get itAll the things you've done coming back to youThis time you're gonna feel itYour conscience slowly suffocating youIn time you will regret itSay goodbye to all the things you've gotten used toLife will find a way to bring this karma to youLife will find a way to bring this karma to youYou've lied so much you think it's trueDo you know what the truth is?How does someone get to be like you?The king of all excuse

The King Of Coffee Is Back!!!
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King Of Country Music George Strait Announce His Tour 2012 Dates With Martina Mcbride | Grab You Ticket At Askaticket
Legendary country music artist and superstar of all time George Strait has announce his new Tour Dates begining in New Year January 2012.This Tour include at least 11 shows across the southern half of the country and Tour is supported by his most recent studio album “Here for a Good Time” which is his 24th album to debut at no.1 on country charts. George always shows his fans a good piece of music whether it’s on road or on the radio, Strait delivers the best kind of country music for his fans nationwide. He has also invited country superstar Martina McBride on his tour. “I love Martina,” Strait said. “She’s been on our tours before and she’s great. I’m really looking forward to the tour. Martina will definitely make it a special night.” Tickets are now on sale, so stay tuned up and don’t waste your time “George Strait & Martina McBride Tour” is the happening event now a days, grab your “George Strait

King O' Nuthin's 'finger Moustache Contest'!!!
CONTEST Since my 'Funny Caption Contest' was a bust, Im switching it up to a 'Finger Moustache' contest... RULES, RULES, RULES: Entry consists of one thing: A picture of yourself sporting a finger moustache! Proper Example: This is a 'SFW' contest! Any NSFW entries will be ignored! All entries are to be placed in a folder in your pictures titled 'Finger Moustace Contest!' so I can rip them from your profile. All entries must be in your photos and available for ripping by Wednesday, Nov. 16th!

Kingdom Come
There is a road before me I don't really want to take. Just like before this is a decision I don't want to make. Is it really my destiny to follow my own heart, or is it just a fantasy before a brand new start? It doesn't seem to matter if I choose or not. It seems like what I receive isn't what I sought. Just when I think I have a clue and figured it all out... Life stumbles all over me and fills me full of doubt. Smoking in a chain or three I stay up every night. I sort through my karma and weigh how much I've done right. I often find me lacking and sit in contemplation. My mind flickers only idle in splendid automation. Have I finally earned... that wonderful sensation, or will I be alone until that infinite vacation?